Input,Output
"Nope. The US voting population is responsible for cannabis being illegal in the US because cannabis is illegal in many cities, counties, states as well as federally.","Well the US voting population is extremely stupid on certain issues, as well as extremely misinformed on pretty much all issues."
"Well to be fair, pressing esc doesn't act the same as clicking x is sloppy UX design at best.","It also shows you that the devs aren't actually playing the game (cause this is one of those things that are easy to miss, but become immediately obvious to those that actually plays the game)."
Spaghetti-of-the-woods,Is it Hericium erinaceus?
"If a long term live-in girlfriend is spending a lot of time texting another guy who is a more recently made friend, at what point does it become reasonable to start to be upset about it?",As soon as you are uncomfortable with it.
"That is an issue, perhaps make it an epic or a rare, so that people don't over level it, but everyone has access to it.","While I do like your idea, a troop like this, in my opinion, defeats the purpose of buildings because now building targeting troops will go for a troop."
If this offer existed...,Now **that's** a *great* idea!
An aunt of mine died of a long terminal illness this Wednesday. People had to break their kids' piggy banks to get enough Rs. 100 notes to be able to pay for arrangements. All those things can't even be bought online or by cheques. This was in Delhi.,Arun Jaitley wants you to use cheques and not use such anecdotes as criticism You are not hiding black money are you?
"The color rush jerseys are pretty sweet, but the Steelers' traditional unis are, I believe, the greatest sports unis of all time. Every time the Steelers wear an alternate at home (I'm lookin' at you bumble bee jerseys), that's one less time they get to wear the greatest unis ever.",I wouldn't be upset if these color rush jerseys became our full time home jerseys.
Is there a reference I'm missing here?,"Perhaps turtles all the way down, but I can't seem to figure out how that would be relevant...?"
Sizing for Hypland,"Look at their sizing chart, think should be in the f.a.q part of their site"
"I don't want to kick you when you are down because I know it sucks (been there). I would prefer to wait to say this but I won't likely get a chance. And I wish someone had said these things to me years before I figured it out on my own. When I hear someone say I always was a good guy it's a red flag. Take your time feeling better. But when you do feel better, start thinking about what you mean when you say you are a good guy. I feel like it means you cater to everyone's needs but your own. If you are that type of person you will always attract the type of person that takes advantage of it. Once you learn to put yourself first you will start to attract more quality people into your life. Again, if this does apply to you, don't beat yourself up over where you are. Spend time feeling better. Then spend some time working on yourself.","Some solid advice there, really made sense to me."
"I've done my bit to make it rain by washing two cars, the rest is up to you guys. Someone (me probably) has lost my car squeegee so I had to chamois my car like some sort of animal. Get your headlights ready. This shitpost was brought to you by the letters F, and U. (And B, E, E, and R.)",What sort of cars?
Anime?,Yes it is.
Ha! Like the Democrats could find a virgin.,Ho Ho Ho Ho
Stop preaching. That's not going to work.,Why did you respond to my post in the first place?
"If you're going to accuse me of putting words in customer's minds, I'm not coming back to this subreddit!",GOOD
Erdogan backs down on his earlier statement: Operation in Syria only targets terror groups,Let's see how long it takes for the true Turkish focus to be clear: Turkish operation in Syria only targets Kurds.
I almost clicked this ad!,*My deck always needs an update*
It's taken me 3 days of self control to not open this chest...,"I had mine two weeks ago, but I gave in to the temptation and got my lava hound to level 2 It's alright tho, my Electro wiz is level two with 1/4 to level three"
"Speak for yourself. I've lived in LA/California, you can have that liberal oasis full of nanny laws and ridiculous taxes. I'll take Nashville and the rest of Tennessee any day of the week.","Yes, because I was obviously talking about taxes and regulations and not the rampant racism, bigotry, and ignorance this state has come to epitomize."
How many people regularly play on servers??,"Enough for me to meet players EVERYHWERE I go, even on the least populated server and channel."
Mom's Breaking Bad cookies,Baking Bad
Antonio Brown - Madden 17 - 93 OVR Chemistry Master - Muthead,Holy crap!
"Assuming that all specialty playbooks are identical to the H2H versions, you can find their formations towards the bottom of this page","Just making sure I read it right, no Dime Flat?"
"Just check Craigslist in general. I wanted a router and router table a few years ago so I popped onto the local Tools for Sale section. A day later I owned: - A bench top band saw - A bench top drill press - A small, Ryobi table saw with stand - Two circular saws - Two dremels. One basic, one multi speed. - dremel bits - Craftsman router and table - Smallish router bit set - Biscuit joiner - Dovetail jig for the router - Myriad other things I'm sure I've forgotten. All for $300. A guy wanted to be rid of his father's tools. Check your local craigslist, folks.",For comparison what would that cost at a costco for example?
Updated Post: Original Garage Photos Still Cast Doubt on Magic Bullet; Objects appear to be in front of/not under Air Compressor,Hey is the Black Jack creeper the one used for toting TH's body!
"Snoop Dogg hands out 1,500 free turkeys to families in Los Angeles",this is how you celebrity and look after your ends
When have you immediately understood that you're witnessing a historical moment?,Right as the second bomb went off at the finish line and I got auditory exclusion.
"The craziest lady in the video is the bitch filming; in what fucking universe is that an ambulance? At first I thought she couldn't see, but she kept calling it an ambulance even once it became clear it was a police car.",I think you mean ice cream truck.
"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",McHale brought the gun show to Gameday huh?
"What music do you listen to while playing EU IV? Personally I like to play with the normal EU IV music (dlc music included) and I have installed a mod that gives me the EU III music mixed in with the normal playlist. For those that have never played EU III, make sure to check out its soundtrack, arguably you could say it's at least on par with EU IV'S music. Paradox games in general have very good soundtracks.",Either a podcast or an Audiobook
"Obama election spurs race threats, crimes (Nov. 2008)","It's not the same... those threats/crimes were against the president because he was black... today, we're getting threats and crimes AS A RESULT of what our president-elect has done and said BY the people who support the president-elect"
"Since America is only the US, then South Atlantic is in South America. Downvote me to hell, I'm heretic and deserve it.",South Atlantic is also South Western Africa...
Pretty sure you can find some blogs or articles with personal stories about it. They were often people caught doing something gay and told to participate or they'd be expelled. Is that a choice?,"but they had the choice to be expelled, too!"
Hip Hop Trooper doing his thing,"They just made a hit, and they never hit anything!"
"Dog saves all her puppies from a house fire, and put them to safety in one of firetrucks","Get in the truck, kids."
"So, the peace talks that were already going on with Russia and Syria were just imaginary then? So, the way the campaign manager had to treat Donald like a child to get him to behave shows that women have to be like mothers to get anywhere...? So, the way Melania Trump is a DOCUMENTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT shows how coming here legally helps? So, the massive amounts of assaults being reported across the nation, documented assaults where people are being told to get back to where they came from, having items of clothing ripped off them, having their vehicles defaced and vandalised, having their (and I hate this phrase, but it's exactly what they shouted just before they did it) pussy grabbed.... yeah, no reason to be worried about that at all....? The fact that the Dow did most of that gain BEFORE the election when it seemed certain Trump would lose, and the fact that 10 years ago you could get nearly 8 RMB to the dollar means you've just talked bullshit. So, where the fuck is this reality you talk about? 'Cos it sure as fuck isn't matching the facts!","Silly liberal, white people can't be illegal immigrants."
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Please do me next.,"Bro, you don't want to be on his 250tb storage server he will fucking end you kid."
"Doing a mass evolution during double candy is still beneficial, since you get two candy for the evolve, and two candy for the transfer.",During Halloween you did not receive double candy for doing the evolution.
Clever,you forgot the
"All the people in the world suddenly drop dead, except for Redditors. How do you contribute to the future of mankind?",I build a wall.
"God, if trump wants to be a legendarily awesome president, he will work with Warren and Sanders to put through some very populist legislation that can appeal to every common man. This likely won't happen, but its a golden opportunity for him.",Trump has always been a Manhattan Liberal up to this Election.
Streamline is Free on Steam for 24 Hours!,Is that.. just *tag* but a video game?
"Wow, you sure handled 9/11 differently than I did.",Great joke
Watched it on Kodi today.,what was the app on kodi?
"Wow, the almighty terms of service lmfao, you're probably someone who actually reads the terms and conditions when making accounts that have no impact upon your life.",And you felt the need to attack him why?
Mr. Sandman - An ADC Zilean Montage,"Watched this just for the song lol, the editing was pretty nice too"
That's what she said!,You should hit it hard on a desk while it is semi erect to make it last longer.
Pa$tor is more like Past0r now that PDVSA left him,Rekt
I just reported a bug with precise instructions to fix it,I also forgot to change the placeholder title ._.
What is a order of the sword? Ligit sounds like something from a zelda game,From my understanding of the ceremony it is the highest honor enlisted can present to an officer based on their contributions to the United States Air Force.
"If you're not careful, you'll become the hate you're protesting against was probably also said by people who considered his existence a crime.",South African freedom fighters has as bad as police who beat Africans to death for fun.
God hates you for posting this copy and paste comment.,I hate me too.
Guys why would you lie about wanting a casual relationship when you really want a serious one?,Showing your cards too early comes off as needy/desperate.
Full uniform customization announced!,Oh noooooo they gonna ruin our non-existent lore!
Matt Millen made it sound yesterday like he'd be calling the Michigan game again next week.,"This is Matt Millen we're talking about, so he was probably completely wrong."
Yes they said cost over 200k 1) dont have job 2) be independently wealthy got it,you sound bitter youre not rich
"The trick is to make your target smaller, and you'll be more accurate.","You see ivan, when target iz smaller than peepee, you shall always shoot the accurate for fear of missing target."
I completely forgot that Anderson Cooper was gay...because that's how little it fucking matters. How do we put these people back in the box that Trump opened up?,You mean back in the basket?
How many PU$$IES did you destroy when you were 11?,OPs mom and pretty much all of them
6'6 ;),7) OP is too tall!
There's a first time for everything.,You look pretty but the weight drags you down.
"If I go to hell, being forced to read sentences like this would be my torture.",noted
Wife bought this... must be related to Sherries Berries,It's Darry's Barrels everybody!
"That's not true. Democrats have held the gubernatorial position for quite a number of years in Louisiana over the last 20 years, and they've had D senators. Mary Landrieu, etc.",And she was a dino - more republican than most actual republicans.
Xavius - Huge buff to DiscoLock,You would risk your main value generator being discarded?
"Do you have a god you used to play lots, then just kinda stopped? Mine is Vulcan. When I discovered and learned to play him competenty I grinded him to Diamond and then some (he's sitting at almost 1.3k). I've spent more time on only 3 gods yet I haven't played him in what feels like half a year. Do you have a similar thing with a god?","Freya, surprisingly enough destroying people in 4 autos got boring for me."
"Yup. In the show/manga its been at least 2 years, probably more like 3 and usopp and sanji haven't matured at all.",Well I think that even Zoro's sense of direction would get better instead of them 2 maturing
Oh please you act like it's all going to come crumbling down. Stop.,But the sky is falling!
A bit early to call it a circle jerk. I think you are confusing circle jerking with fun. CJ is when something lives off of its hype in a self fulfilling manner. You know its circle jerking when the posts are not game content but start becoming meme-y,I DON'T LIKE IT SO IT'S A CIRCLEJERK
"So now that Trump is president, parents can drop all responsibilities for their kids!? Finally! Fuck you little Timmy, you're Trumps reaponsibility now!","Hey its TV's job to raise my kids, me and my spouse have important carriers you know"
Yes. Obviously. Why support someone who's an asshole?,It's not that hard to separate someone's career and personal life.
"TIL that a complaint among test audiences for the film Good Night, and Good Luck, was that the actor playing Joseph McCarthy was too over the top and wasn't believable, not realizing that the film used actual archive footage of McCarthy himself.","My god, we Americans are a bunch of morons."
No. It just puts the muslims in their place that's all.,"If I blast Master of Puppets at full volume 5 times a day, I'm pretty sure someone will want to put me in place, and there will be no one to speak for me."
But it's Trump we have to worry about right?,"Uhh he's president now, it's pretty obvious this is his policy, because Haitians are brown."
"Seriously, the one thing I was good at in high school was math (well, two, because I managed to stop thugs from beating the shit out of me). Math got me into college, and programming and math and set theory got me a job. Just because they can't do it doesn't mean someone else can't.","Not a surprise, you racist!"
Coming up: the religious left is failing to support Hillary.,"And don't forget: Hillary has small, almost baby like, hands."
"How to shoot? This is the area where I am lacking in the game, i can get into the box or just outside of it but shooting just doesn't seem to be something I can do. In games I will regularly have between 10 to fifteen shots on target(from reasonable positions) and still ill manage only to put one or two away maybe three if the aids is on my side. So my question is how do I get better my record is 19-8-32.",Press circle/B
Actually there's a much more damning chat transcript slamming the rift for which they later apologized for.,Photos?
I can run that through ppsideloader when I get home. Give me a few hours. Idk how long this graduation ceremony will be,How's it going?
Why would Barta even go for that?,"Sometimes you get caught up in the moment and just get l;ocked into wanting the ball, silly decision for sure."
A map without Zealand,2meta4me
"why the hell would people buy this? just grab a raspberry Pi and a USB controller. Plays all Nintendo games before the N64, and even most N64 games run *okay* on the Pi.",But then you can't up sell it for way more online.
You do know he was like 12 years old in Brood war right? You can watch Day9's old videos analysing his Sc2 games,Judging an adult by how they acted as a child seems perfectly reasonable.
When you forget your Watchtower,Cos the watchtower is so full of new and exciting information you couldn't possibly answer any of the questions half-asleep and missing your magazine...
I'm in Idaho. Holler if you want me to snuggle things.,Can Pennsylvania join the snuggle club?
Does anyone else get really annoyed when political maps are the wrong colors,What year is this?
"Don't worry about the karma, speak your mind.",Says someone with nearly 20k karma HYPOCRISY
... the UK is hardly someone that can defend Europe lol.,We smashed the jerries remember?
Any chance you could find out what it is?,Edited my original post!
"Yeah, one year we won the first 6 and then lost the next 7. Good times.",I'm pretty sure Illinois won a bowl game against UCLA that year and finished 7-6.
Patriots?,Probably the closest we'll get.
The smugness and I'm better than you attitude from internet atheists really hurts atheism. No one wants to be a smug ass.,Internet atheists seem to.
"YOU LIVE IN ***CANADA???*** ME TOO! I'M CALLING 911 ON YOU, ***MOTHERFUCKER!*** ^^^^SORRY",Sorry that your sorry
"Offer it here. This is a perfect place for that kind of thing. If the item is interesting, I'll do it.",1
"They are a bunch of old republican rejects that their own party threw out due to their incompetence and idiocy. The rest are lobbyists and bankers, you know those people Trump hates.",Can't wait!
"How that weasel, Alexis Ohanian, forced Victoria Jackson out of her job as coordinator for the high profile AMAs because he wanted to hob-nob with the celebrities. How Hoffman and Ohanian are considered the saviors of Reddit for coming back after the Ellen Pao fiasco is beyond me. Reddit only took off after those 2 clowns sold their stake in Reddit and left. How did their new post-Reddit ventures fair? Yeah, that's what I thought.",*fare
It's a thin line between living and operating a business or climbing up a bell tower.,"or, you know.. Empire State Building :)"
You know the person you're talking to is really really dumb when they claim slavery in the US wasn't a race thing,"I'm claiming the root of slavery wasn't race related, African tribes enslaving others to claim land and steal."
Want the absolute best / price not a factor? Samsung 850 Pro SSD,SanDisks are a bit better.
Orange Neptunes Offers,2k?
Pretty broad question. Who do you play? Remember with c stick you don't lose any momentum though when using your aerials So keep that in mind,Falcon and Marth
First Presidency Guardians of the Galaxy meme...,"I bet the bodyguard is behind Monson in this meme, helping him stand up."
"I mean, if you're going to claim that DPRK said something in an official capacity, wouldn't you expect to be able to find an official statement from the DPRK saying exactly what they're reporting on?","I mean, not really given that the DPRK is notoriously shady with what they release to the wider world."
Your grammar is so bad it's actually impressive.,You're * ;P obv.
3rd term!,Please no...
"LCK, I've come to bargain!","LCK, I've come to bargain!"
At a work conference in Southern Utah. My wifi hot spot is called 'The Nauvoo Expositor'. Looks like there is another apostate in the crowd as well. Hundreds of people here have these wifi networks popping up on their phones. How unfortunate.,I use Brother Jake in his honor
What is the worst tv show that became ridiculously popular?,Housewives and kardashians Why would anyone want to watch a bunch of stupid sluts whose bodies are 70% silicon talk about shit that doesn't matter for so long?
Why do people discriminate against others?,Because some people are just inherently inferior to others
New top four 1. Bama 2. Bama second string 3. Bama scout teams 4. High school from bama,Bama wants Bama
Because who wants to continue living anyway?,Snorlax can tell you what is the meaning of life is.
I assume it will be Huawei,I hope so!
top kek,Can't Scrooge the Nuge.
This is why you have headset 2,this is why you dont post a comment if you are clueless about the information you claim in it
"Depends. Similar ones, I expect. Unless Alabama pulls and Oregon and plays with their away colors and leaves us with the Scarlet.",Or Washington wins.
Also 2018 looks really bad for the democrats. I swear if we could go back a week I would phone bank so hard to change the result :'( I don't even want to think where America is going...,Thats the spirit!
all you fucking idiots need to stop. EVERY cell has a water fountain attached to the toilet..... if he died of thirst.... he chose not to drink,Read the fucking article dipshit
"Would it be cool if you could customize your reload animation? I was just playing and thinking how all the reloads for all the primary weapons are quite similar. Well what if you could pick different types of reloads to do? Kind of how there's different types of assassination animations there could be different reload animations as well. Flip the clip out sideways, load it from the other side, just drop it out, maybe even have one where you flip your weapon upside down lol, etc. You could unlock more for each specific weapon as you used it more. Idk maybe it's just a silly thing no one would care about, but it might keep things fresh. What's everyone's opinion?",Maybe third person reload animations.
**Prince_Kropotkin** Can you imagine if I actually WAS a troll here to sow conflict? My god.,**[deleted]** it's clearly a lucrative side gig
He was making a joke.,"Yeah, and?"
"Yeah, the hardline authoritarian fuckers are shit",*it's 2016*
"If you ever go to any of the Crossroads of the West gunshows, there's a laser engraving table. This would be the best way to do it, IMO, because most places that engrave don't do guns, to avoid any trouble.","Thanks, I've been meaning to go to a gun show, this will force my hand."
A lot of different Toppers and Antenas Your Cockroaches!,Just want to say this is hilarious... I'll check if I have a cockroach in a bit
Well I thought it's obvious??? In what world does the US government let go of California without a hitch?,I guess I should have assumed that 69Mooseoverlord69 would have a good grasp on strategy
The state of the protests.,"60,265,858 Americans are Nazis/KKK members/white supremacists I guess."
Boooo,So you want someone to come in your house and ~~steal~~pirate your bed?
"Ffs, I got told off the other week because I said that I am *not* offended when someone 'misgenders' me online. Apparently I am a horrible woman and a traitor to my genitalia because of this. I guess as a mere female I'm too fuckin stupid to even know when I'm offended....",Your masa knows better when you should be offended
"One of the reasons I'd love an ceramic 7s/8 next year, on top of wireless charging.","For 18.000$ only, sry ~ Apple"
The most electrifying card in Supercard,... has finally gotten a good picture.
"Britain, Britain, Britain. You seem to forget that the only thing that protected you was the English channel. Not your preference. Not your Queen. Not your Churchill. A channel of water. If it wasn't for the channel of water, Britain would have surrendered much sooner than France.",The channel plus the Royal Navy you mean?
Me and my new best pal!,Your new best pal is cute.... what does it say on her yellow badge?
It needs to be said that a lot of these issues may not be coming from Toriyama himself. He just supplies the bare-bones plot points and it's left up to Toei to handle eveything else (Toyotaro for the manga). I wouldn't be too quick to blame Toriyama for these things.,"Well in that case, you *can* easily pin a lot of these things on Toriyama, if all he's going to bother to do is write an extremely bare-bones plot and not put much more effort in than that."
Islamic extremist who said gay men's heads should be chopped off is now teaching children in London,Here be dragons
Don't muzzle people': Shane Warne claims Australia is becoming 'too PC',"Finally a white male voice in this debate, what a breath of fresh air."
"What are the chances of getting the charm you want in MHGen? (God charm) Say for example you wanted a charm that gave you +5 Fast Charge, +3 Crit Boost, and 3 decoration slots, what would be the odds of that? Any input on this would be gladly appreciated!","100%, everyone gets gathering +10 at the start of the game"
Does black often get direct damage like that? I thought black's version of damage was -X/-X effects and life loss.,"[[Drain Life]], [[Corrupt]]"
Isn't it like 40% per capita compared to Americans?,"Yeah, 7.6 to our 16.4"
"Gee, maybe now they'll try to get stuff done? Guess it only took a panic of losing the establishment huh?",Because it obviously wasn't because there was a gridlock or anything like that.
What do these little Icons do?,Their sole purpose is to act as our subreddit user flairs
Only took 3 yrs,"Yeah, because that's a priority in development"
i wanted the Jhurrel to come up,He's a Packer actually
EVERYTHING IS ALSO A GUN EVEN THE DOG.,when everything's a gun nothing is
And this is why you won't be remembered.,Yep :/
Weird growth in monitor,"58 fps, literally unplayable"
"You're right, your emotional argument has settled the matter once and for all.","Humans are just numbers, everything is binary, there is no room for emotion in human politics, only cold ruthless logic"
"Depends on what you mean by a 'remake'. If we're talking about the style of the remakes for FF3 and FF4, not really; they didn't really improve the original much and the super-deformed style was, IMO, inferior to the original sprites. If we're talking about a full-on remake like it seems they're doing with FF7R, though, then absolutely!",What do you think of FFVI in the full sprite overhaul of FFIV: The Complete Collections?
New adventure I'm trying to brainstorm ideas for a first level starting adventure that doesn't involve goblins.... And ideas?,#NAME?
"Except he spelled it wrong, it should be a-r-s-e.","Oh *shite*, you are right, mate.."
Unless they're morbidly obese I don't think you have to be worried about them dying young.,"Not worried, just aware of the probability - even a small amount makes an cumulative effect."
...FUCK IS THA- death. Especially the Chameleon Deathclaws. They took something that couldn't be more fucking terrifying and did the thing.,followed by saving it whenever you go anywhere dark.
Maybe you need to do something above average? :/ I keed i keed,"It's kinda true though, I don't see it only when I played much worse than usually..."
The hair is the 2nd best change. Good job man.,Op is some kind of reverse Samson.
Trump's Presidency Is Shaping Up to Be an American Tragedy,"Best case, we regress 20 years, worst 50 years."
"Isn't Turkey a sizable military power? I'm not saying they would win in a war, but they'd definitely hold their own.",But the point isn't who would win but the destabilizing effect on the eurasian continent.
Fuck I love it! Looks nice and thick and I love the way your foreskin barely cover your head. Damn i need to get my mouth on an uncut man soon! How do you like being blow with the skin like that or pulled back?,Completely agree!
You wait in line for twelve hours and see how you react to that kind of shit.,I wouldn't wait in line for twelve hours for a phone.
"I never ate this, but gooey is not among the words I would describe good food with.",They did also use fried potatoes to describe chips.
USA owes nothing to them. If they can't pay the NATO fee then it's up to them.,Can't tell if serious...
Right out of the Liberal playbook,Why do liberals always project and blame everyone else for there problems and never admit they did something wrong.
"Goddamnit. This reminds me too much of the Egyptian protests in 2011. People accuse the protesters of being illegitimate, protesters accuse the counter-protesters of being paid, people start cracking skulls, the protesters claim that the people starting the violence are government thugs. This is third world shit, people. get it together!","There has literally been craigslists ads for protestors, paying like 20$ an hour in some metro cities."
Saying hello to some Swedish wolves,these r mine
"First year med student here, and I still know absolutely nothing. Could you tell me a little bit about what the surgery usually entails for a break like this? Also, why some fractures require surgery and some don't?","Non-med student here, what is happening?"
Oh I'm going to be shit posting for the next year then if it makes you happy :),Can't wait.
F1 has become a complete joke,It feels like anytime a car gets within 5 seconds of another it's investigated.
"The Powerpuff Girls will also (most likely) have that ability, plus Supergirl will be sold separately in March. (and for all we know, there could be more characters planned with that ability)",You know this how?
And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming.,Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Isn't it throw him a bone?,You hit it on the nose
Why didn't I think of this before? This game is too easy,Just a heads up you replied with the same thing twice
Give him the hands Joe!,DJT bout to catch these hands
For god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son. So why did he give Zika to poor Brazilians? Showerthought.,Opposition in all things.
"Have you upgraded your drivers? To do this on the terminal, `sudo apt-get upgrade`. Then reboot your system. Let me know if this helps.",The system is already up to date.
"Where would rank Kemba Walker this season I think Kemba despite playing extremely well, is relarivey under the radar, dude is averaging 25.8pts 3.8rebs 5.5asts 2stls 49.1% 47.8% 84.1% If he keeps up this level of performance, do you think he can compete for best pg in the east?","Non-biased answer, 2nd best of all time only behind Michael Jordan"
"This is better than anything Intel sells, m8",Unlock it to Dual Core m8
Well McCarthy is probably gone. Hopefully.,"nah dude, just gotta execute"
"Shelf life's are guidelines, obviously you have to be careful with eye products but you don't have to immediately throw out something after a few months. Specially if it smells fine and isn't causing any problems.","A few months yeah, but one tube of mascara lasts me about 6 months, so it would literally take me years to use all of these."
They fuck with their fingers.,Elbow sex over the paraplegic!
"This has literally just turned into x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. It's just getting over the top now.",Well best part is Regi has been right literally every time he has responded while SG is spewing shit.
Clinton's Substantial Popular-Vote Win,but he has a mandate!
Does Hillary do it for you?,"As a sex addict, absolutely."
We need Floyd's first step back. It makes Linval even more devistating to block.,No Zim is going to cut him
He still seems different to me this year for some reason. He still makes incredible throws but he also seems to miss a lot more this year. But still if this is his sophomore (junior) slump year I don't want to see him at his best,"I think he kind of got it back this game, especially 2nd and 4th quarters"
Why were you arrested?,"I've never been arrested, but I've done my fair share of arresting, usually for domestic violence situations, shoplifting, or warrants."
"People should know by now that if it has the Bethesda name on it, you should wait.",Bethesda can do no wrong though
Who's your favorite gold player in MUT? Ive gotta go with 80 ovr Ron Parker. Ive had Milloy and Pryor but Ron just seems to play above his stats.,David Johnson Oliver Vernon
"I Love You All Just wanted to say thanks to everybody in the madden community. This game is badass and the community we have here is awesome. I love you all. And Volhar, Larry Allen loves you. And Cisco IS NOT CERTIFIED.",Ly2
"I made a new Profile picture for my Youtube channel, Thoughts?",E corp
Looks like a Tool video come to life. What is this from?,It's the new u/mormondocuments leaks... Haven't you heard?
"Reddit has its own search bar in the top right. Also, you could choose Show results from the last week on google as well and it wuould give you the most recent ones, seeing this questions comes up every day","I don't get that option on Google :/ Also I didn't think to look at the search bar on here, something I've never used tbh."
"You guys have helped Corsair ship over 10 million Power Supplies. As thank you, we're giving a limited edition RM1000i away for free! (details in comments)",I'm entering because i'm close to buying my new pc soon and i'm thankful that corsair is so nice and listening to the community all the time
It will work. You just need to really jam the cartridge in. A hammer should do the trick. Happy gaming!,You forgot to blow on it.
TAIWAN NUMBER 1 !!!,~~Taiwan~~ Republic of China
Dopplegangster is a neutral card too but it's themed and flavored so that the mechanics line up with the Goons. I think the theming of this card is particular enough that you can reasonably expect it to run adjacent to Lotus's mechanics.,Barnes must be the lotus emperor then
CVS now open at Lake+California It opened in the old Fresh&Easy next to Einsteins Bagels and Peets Coffee,"Great, I'm so happy I moved from my amazing apartment on California and Oak Knoll"
Mei is not a tank Title.,I beg to differ.
Donald Trump says he's going to deport up to three million immigrants immediately,Is that what those FEMA camps are for?
Justice Ginsburg Wears 'Dissent' Collar Following Contentious Election,A Supreme Court Justice should not be making political statements.
Japan's Shohei Otani launches a ball into the roof of the Tokyo Dome against the Netherlands,"Haha if that happens in TB one more time, Montreal will have a new MLB team"
"President-elect Trump selects Priebus for Chief of Staff, Bannon for Chief Strategist.",who's the chairman of RNC now?
*Milliseconds (?),Milliseconds would have overflowed 32 bits in under 50 days!
"When you from Philly and are a Jets fan, but ITT people trash talking Philadelphians...",I was born and raised in Philly and trash talk Philly.
they didn't play as crisp because it was harder to. np's movements evolved since the last time they played. gave me alot of hope for a top 4 finish for np in the major,"or even win a major, i believe in envy"
The church has more power there.,"Yeah, the massive Republican voting blocs in the Lutheran and Catholic religion."
How many high schoolers do you know with credit cards...,"Cards in general - debit, license, rando :) membership cards"
Our characters never refer to the zombies as Zombies Closest thing to it is in bo1 when Dempsey says K to the I to the A zomBITCH! Also Dr. Monty does refer them as Undead.,Look at all the ZOMBIEES -Dempsey
"Surprise it's that close between us. Also, isn't the TCU game @ TCU?","Yeah, OP is some kind of monster who puts the home team first"
En ese caso nos llenamos de guita porque vaca muerta vuelve a ser rentable,*Win-win scenario*
You mean political organizations with a set list of goals and ideals to fight for that help organize like-minded people to coordinate protest acts? You're just condemning the act of organizing.,It's a conspiracy!
"I do, fuck um",So then you're in favor of illegal immigrants being able to get driver's licenses?
"Alright Playoff Teams, post your matchups and we'll guess which team will take it to the next round! Obviously it's much more helpful to let us know rules, i.e. PPR, 1 or 2 week matchups, etc. also let's keep the teams anonymous (Team A vs. Team B) Good luck!","PPr Team A: cousins or Luck, zeke,Kelley,Obj, cobb, thomas, tyrellW,Kelce,prater,eagles Team B: Stafford, Hyde, Ware, Booker/dion, Crowder, Evans Watkins/arob, Ebron/Bennett, Tucker, Ten"
His fact free video diagnosis of Trump as a cocaine addict? Do real doctors do that?,That was so obviously tongue in cheek though...
"To be honest, the drop rates for pretty much all legendaries are randomised except from specialty enemies like WTF from Chubbies. So, you don't really have 'set drop rates' for anything in borderlands, everything is either Rare, Common or Impossible to get for example; The Bee, RokSalt and a perfect parts Pearlescent Weapon respectively.",Thank you
Pacioretty takes a deflected Weber shot to the face,When Weber hurts his team.
#HabsBathroomWatch Gotta make sure the boys are regular.,Is this a new thing.
DO YOU NEED A DESHARNAIS? I THINK YOU DO,ARE YOU SURE
yeah generally. but for all we know maybe the baby wasn't normal. It isn't 100% impossible for a baby to become healthy early on i'm sure. but at that age aren't babies generally supposed to be breastfed. (yeah you could formula feed them but from what I hear breastmilk helps with the baby's immune system which is obviously a very crucial thing to develop early on),They're still incredibly vulnerable either way
"You guys look far any reason to kill, eh?","Mostly brown people, but throughout history we've killed a little bit of everyone."
And I have no faith in them or the entire party. How many who denounce Trump ended up supporting him?,It's hard to get paid otherwise
They were like 10th anyway. There was such a tiny chance of the Cavs moving up for Wiggins. Then again they would've happened to move up even if they'd been 14th,I know that 2011 was just probably an anomaly but the Cavs had the Clippers pick That year and a 2.5% chance of reaching #1 and they got it.
"9mm pocket gun? Im thinking about a pocket gun, but I use a 9mm currently. I would prefer to keep the same caliber for both ballistic and monetary reasons. What would my options be?",Hi-point c9
Oh I member!,Your member is already small enough that they don't need Pymm Particles.
We did it boys,You kept pounding
I made a raunchy 90's sitcom style commercial for my friends bar. I think we nailed it!,Re do the vocals and don't let them peak this time and it'll massively increase the quality of the ad.
China Erects Massive Statue of Donald Trump as Rooster,"i love all these people saying they hate trump because he's corrupt, while they cheer on china, one of the most corrupt countries"
When I went to school back in the day (80's/90's) we learned about the 5 pillars. It was a very fundamentalist Bible Belt area. Nobody cared and it was considered useful information to know. People are too hysterical and easily offended nowadays.,"I bet some people cared, they just lived in a different county or state and you didn't hear about it because there wasn't the internet to push every story about every dumb thing like this."
-That the most popular decision will result in the best outcome. NO. Fullstop. -That democracy is the holy grail of governemtal structure. NO. It's just the least bad we have. Specially concerning scientific matter democracy is one of the worst things to have. It doesn't matter at all that the masses think for example Nuclear energy is bad and should not be used. It's a FACT that it's the cleanest source of energy we have (not saying we shouldn't invest in developing renewable technologies).,"But nuclear causes bad things on tiny island with huge natural disasters, so we can't have one here on america!"
Unfortunately can answer this for Tennessee as well. No confidence at all,same
"Welcome to the internet, where a lot of people like the Lakers and the overwhelming majority of civilization doesn't know the Timberwolves exist.",Everyone hates a fan like you though.
"After I moved to Colorado, I realized I will never get my weed in a Ziploc bag ever again. I was kind of sad. If I ran a weed shop out here, I would run a retro special with weed in sandwich bags.",And the phamacy can give you your medicine in a cigarette cellophane.
"Went straight for all the recruitable pop policies, built nothing but Infantry equipment, and rushed the USA as soon as I could. Was slow at first, but eventually all their divisions became under-equipped and my men, built solely from infantry armed with equipment 1/2, swept over them.",Where's the wall when you need it?
Would it be legal and/or reasonable to park it perpendicularly? I first saw Smart cars in Italy before they were available in the US and they'd park their cars straight in to parallel spots.,"Came to say it looks like it'd be easier to just park it sideways, lol"
Tactleschlong,TactilAids
Does anybody know the timestamp for the genesis of neo-egg?,We first hear about new Ryan at 1:54:55
"Isaac Stats Hey guys. I'm a statistician and I thought it would be fun to see the stats of the average win and loss and create a model that shows at one point in stats a win is guarenteed. I'll use NL because he plays the game to a point where mistakes are only the ones expected and he produces a large amount of content. Right now the model is including all the stats from missing hud, whether it was guppy or not, and whether it was a win or not. If you guys want me to include anything else let me know and after 40 or so runs i'll put out the first model.",Include how many times he says bad damage.
"I could live on Arby's cheese sticks. That shit is so good I'm in tears reminiscing about them. They're never all empty and hard, they're as big around as John Holmes and they're pretty much a meal in themselves.","You could live on them, just not for long."
#BadGrammarAndRunOnSentencesHurtMyBrain,"Stop exxagerating, I found a period."
"Idk man, I think *This Means War*",You mean Sad But True?
member when I didn't give a fuck,Member when i downvoted your ass?
"I can't wait for christmas to come around, and 13 year olds everywhere are unwrapping infinite warfare. Sub flooded with people posting stuff along the lines of So there's this debris that magically opens up if you hold square on it, does anyone know about it? Posts just like this one.",Some tough words coming from a guy who likes cheese on his pancakes
I've never known someone to watch a bad remake and then go watch the original.,Read two comments up -- there's an anecdote about someone doing just that.
"The primary problem is that nuclear and solar require a more highly educated labor force than coal, gas, or oil. There are no roughnecks in the nuclear or solar industries. Some blue collar, yes, but not to the extent of the fossil fuels. A big chunk of Trump supporters were these blue collar roughnecks that he promised to bring jobs back to. Whether he keeps that promise shall remain to be seen.",I mean if Homer Simpson could do it...
Woman losing her mind at an intersection,I sell propane and propane accessories.
"yeah, also Newt said we would've done better, but the RNC and Trump obviously did not focus in CA.",There was not one commercial for Trump in the LA metro.
"I, an esteemed uneducated nobody, say that Hill-bert's is the best restaurant with a drive thru that I know of in the city of Austin, in response to OPs question. Whataburger, which I have much experience with as a native Texan, will never come close unless Hill-bert's is closed or my car is out of gas.",Fuck you Ray you ONLY like Hilberts because it is inconvient for literally everybody we hang out with
"Me, a name I call myself.","Far, a long-long way to run."
What meme or picture do you find hilarious that other people don't?,Kappa
Pepperoni? Lol. I guess everyone tastes things differently. It's great as a crab substitute. Definitely one of my favourite edibles.,"Yeah, I'm getting more of a lobster vibe TBH."
I definitely would like to do this to Seattle's Best Coffee,Dude I lost my virginity in pbr
"We've had something similar happen in my store. This one old guy has returned 3 HP AiO computers in the span of two weeks because, according to him, they were infected with viruses. He hadn't gotten VS, yet despite all that we still couldn't manage to convince him during the purchase of the 4th and hopefully last computer.","Sorry you returned all the computers you bought that you destroyed through my product, thanks, now we have no computers in store and will have to order them"
Comment history is free to see.,The last refuge of the man with no argument is to dig up a post history to try to cling to whatever pitiful sense of superiority you can muster.
Ronaldo joke,Not a joke mate dead serious
"If you do a chanelled stealth kill which leaves no corpse, will the enemies still be alerted if they ever go in the vicinity of where the said unit is killed?","Probably not, but they can apparently hear the death."
And the second half was RE 6 but in NY xD,"Lol, exactly."
"If you ask my dad, me apparently",:( happy holidays
"Iliescu despre Iliescu? anyway, nu-i suport pe niciunu. iliescu macar mai da cate una amuzanta pe ici, pe colo","Adevarat, la gluma cu minerii m-am spart de ras!"
The ultimate conclusion of this meme,Blowing up the Death Star was just as bad as blowing up Alderaan.
Sale question US Should I put talisman on A-26 or buy Spitfire LF IX?,"I put a talisman on my A-26C-45 and don't regret it, it's a great RP farming machine both in AB and RB."
Mi hai fatto sprecare 5 secondi della mia vita a leggere il tuo commento sul nulla :(,"Non lo valuti poi molto il tuo tempo, visto che ne hai spesi altri per rispondermi."
Give me a list of good loot based games!,Destiny
TL;DW: What in the world were they thinking?,What makes you think that they were thinking at all?
"Fuck, who do I root for now? I like everyone in the chase now",for a first time champion?
Whats your favourite underused/underrated exotic? Mine is Hereafter! I absolutely love that sniper. It comes with an amazing scope and snapshot. That with the amazing looks and sound just makes it the best gun ever for me.,The Last Word.
Prior to this gif I couldn't have named a good way to propose at someone else's wedding but this is just too perfect,"My wife wanted to do this for her friends at our wedding but by the time the wedding came her friend had already proposed, I was looking forward to it too"
"I mean, I knew the K7XX was blowing up, but not quite like this...",Mind-blowing headphones... Sounds good to me.
"hmm, we lose four hours of wholesome goodness from maintenance. hopefully people can get in as per schedule.","November 15, 22:00 PST until November 16, 4:00 PST (6 Hours) o_o ..."
At least now they have a teammate who understand english.,Now they can translate for when hen1 hears A or B from the casters
This video was spawned from watching some dudes guide where he did all of this. Except his was meant to be serious,ThirdAgeFilms amirite?
Next November we should just wrap everyone in bubble wrap,I now just realized how much I want to see Carey Price play a game bubble wrapped.
"Nearly Half of All Xbox One Owners Use Backwards Compatibility, Exec Says","Just played the whole Halo Reach campaign last week, so happy I get to play one of my favourite games on my Xbox One :)"
I'm starting to think Nylander isn't from Ontario at all,Good ol' Calgary boy
The truth hurts,"Heh, I guess the Price is wrong then."
Joe Biden has made enough sacrifices already...,You leave Jack Burton alone!
"I've had these arguments with my friends. I'm by no means a fan of corruption, but I am a fan of competence. If I had to choose to be lead by a corrupt but competent person or an honest but incompetent person, I'd take the first. I am not saying those that disagree with me are wrong, but that's my view. If schools are funded, streets paved, and the society and economy chugging along nicely, who cares if a few friends get nice appointments? Or donors get meetings? I just want a government that works and am not naive enough to always expect absolute ethical supremacy from my leaders in all aspects of life. I feel Trump is both dishonest and, unless proved otherwise, incompetent, so we are gonna get the worst of both worlds.",Can you name one corrupt but competent leader in history who did something good for his country?
American based companies are supposed to pay US taxes doing business outside US.,"Hey, they're doing business outside Australia too, they should pay us as well!"
Is there an exact date when Halloween Candy event ends? If there is a date then i'd like to know so I can tell if there's enough time for me to get 5 more pieces.,Most likely in a few hours
Well maybe they should stop being textbook fascists?,"No no, we got to be politically correct"
What if I told you that most of society is stupid,The average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever - Richard Nixon's head
So minorities can't find this funny?,"no, stop being a white apologist, you've been indoctrinated."
"People who have dialed numbers written on bathroom stalls, what's your story?","dialed the number i saw in a stall, 6 years later i married her"
crazy to think that sterling shepard might also become a great WR,maybe its eli
You rarely hear people mention Chrono Trigger these days..,"Yea, Chrono Trigger and this indie game called Final Fantasy VII never get the love they deserve just because 'the graphics are shit'"
"Haud yer horses. It's coming. CCP just don't want to say when, until it's actually certain.",Sauce?
Haha sounds fun !,Sounds fucking weird to me
hey guys its 1v5 lets all rush him 1 by 1 close quarters when he has nowhere to go eagles are amazing,But its 1v5 there's no way they could have lost
I bet they can really *wreck* your wallet! ^sorry.,"No you're not, you knew exactly what you were doing going into that..."
were there changes in 1987? I don't believe so...,"Whoops, I meant to type 1981!"
"Oh my God, I never mentioned Courage of the Colossus! What the hell was riot thinking with this?! You take this new broken keystone, put it on Vi, and you have a brutal tank who does massive amount of damage and is tanky as hell with the huge shield. Just why?","Idk man, letting a tank or fighter almost double his health bar in a teamfight sounds completely balanced and will not be broken at all!"
Apple's $300 book contains 450 photos of Apple products,At least the entire thing isn't bloatware for once.... oh.
BUILD CITY WALLS!!!,SCIENCE!
Rob Kelley has lost yards on just 2 of 60 carries,"Oh, but that schedule tho..."
Remember! Obama deported 1.5 million people in his first term. Trump is talking about the exact same policies that Obama defended.,Odd..... I didn't hear this in the news.
Like Ireland. Bulgaria is a parliamentary republic with the president having mostly representative powers.,"He doesn't need power, he already has MiG-29."
Postcards from Post-Apocalyptic Washington DC : White House,But that picture makes it look cold - global warming can't be real!
Ha.,Ha.
Who in the fuck deep fries a turkey???,don't knock it till ya try it
Planechase Anthology Packaging,"I am so gonna play the crap out of this, but i wanna try archenemy also"
Almost any SRT4 and practically every 240sx,"Yeah, I would only ever buy new SRT4s and 240SXes."
"This is in 358/2 Days, in BBS Curaga is better",I didn't know they had Shotlocks in 358/2 Days.
Get a back pack and load up on apples....Hold W and keep spamming F ....Faster pickins this way,Thanks :)
Don't you mean Paycheck: The Burglary ? Benefit: The Robbery ?,Credit-Acquirer: The Steal
"She is yes. She's not a blameless character, she's just a character that seems to take the lions share of the blame. While Tywin is a shrewd badass that gets things done, Cersei is an evil bitch. Tywin is a fan favourite and is rarely blamed for the evilness of his actions, not even when those actions effected another fan favourite (Tyrion) and screwed up his life. Cersei isn't a fan favourite, so she's the whore who cheated on her husband, despite the fact her husband cheated on her and her brother/lover never takes any of the blame. She's the bitch who bore bastards, while Robert fathered about 16 of them without anyone battling an eye. She's the evil mother who raised a monster, apparently alone, even though he had (who everyone thought) a father who pretty much didn't care about him. Cersei takes a shitload of crap in comparison to other characters, because she's not well liked, not really because her actions are more evil than most. Jaime Lannister pushed a child out of a window, and yet I don't think he's ever really been disliked, even before his redemption arc.","You forget the most important point - she's a woman, which means that if she's ever done anything wrong she's considered to be evil incarnate for ever forwards."
"If a person maintained Hillary's emails were a nothingburger, thereby contributing to her hilarious defeat, one must be consistent and say the same about Pence.","Yeah, the hillary supporters are the real hypocrites."
(X-post from r/ATBGE) Tastefully modified BMW,The Please send nudes really takes the class up to the next level.
Via subreddit request: Genderbend someone.,I don't know how I should feel about this?
52 12 packs a year. So what? $600 a person per year? The union leader said it was worth giving up because it could have been healthcare.,"It's closer to $1040 a year, beer costs quite a bit more in Canada"
This smart usb charger can hide up to 3 charging cables just by touching it.,"Oh look, another overhyped kickstarter product that is going to revolutionize how we live our lives."
When you buy your first bond and your major is chemistry.,My major is computer science and I have 99 botting
I cancelled a trip to Busch Gardens because Montu was closed :(,"You made the difficult, but correct, decision."
"I hope SEGA brings back Super Monkey Ball for the Nintendo Switch! I'd love to see a new Super Monkey Ball game. It seems like the perfect game for a mobile/home hybrid. I'm hoping if they did, it would be more along the lines of SMB 1 and 2, I didn't really enjoy the style or gameplay of Banana Blitz that much.","Yeah, but all the original Sega studios are dead....."
It's a fucking gainer,I've never heard that called a gainer in competition.
Pence: 'I don't understand the basis' of Michelle Obama's claims,That's easy to do if you are willfully ignorant.
"I get much, much more nervous when two guys I'm having sex with first meet. Not sure why.",Maybe it's cause we tend to fight with our antlers upon meeting competition for our mate.
Is free speech being oppressed in Ireland from the far-left?,Nope.
Conservatives hate the constitution save the 2nd amendment.,They do really seem to hate everything but having guns.
The copy on the watch ad ruins it for me.,The only thing missing is lorem ipsum and FPO on the image
Do places like this still exist? These padded warehouses were a blast as a kid,Babies would be made
"For now, I probably should not say why the window was small. There is a specific reason why u/mormondocuments claimed it was small, but if there was any truth to what he told me, the info could help identify his source","Or more likely, you were given a window that was small because it is a high-pressure sales tactic to get people to buy without taking the time to think through what is going on."
Fury Nitro?,"Sapphire Fury Nitro, that's the name at least."
"Agreed... Really didn't like it. And I honestly don't get what makes it so good? I watched both of them and nothing from either appealed to me. Honest question, what DOES make it so good?",it's 2 deep 4 u
France has a quarter of the homicide rate that we do...,And still has rapes and murders and kidnappings where victims are unable to defend themselves because they are unarmed.
*sarcasm*,You hope.
I'm just waiting for the *USS Canyonero* to make an appearance.,It's going to be the F-series.
What the hell is a 'globalist' anyways? and why is everybody one of them?,Because Jews.
48-38! What a game.,"I got up, went to the bathroom, took out the trash, grabbed a beer, sat back down and it was the same possession!"
Seydou Doumbia (Basel) nice goal against Arsenal (1-4),FIFA 12 Career Mode Legend
Which video game boss have you been killed by the most?,France (eu4)
Pastor in texas yells at kids waiting for santa,Replace one lie with another.
What's crazier is people were willing to risk their lives to ride atvs on property not their own.,TIL that trespassing and attempted murder are equally crazy.
Nervous before her date,Which Kantai collection character is this?
Midwest makes real solid stuff. Their handguards and BCG's are top notch.,Good cause I already bought one.
"She did run as a moderate Democrat, and she won all the moderate Democrats. Are you mad that she called herself a progressive?",Yes
":( bees are your friends, I could understand if these were wasps or anything like that","Ha, do you think this guy is just murdering bees?"
asking hard hitting question against a candidate its a good idea to know what the opponent would ask. I really can't see how this can be a problem as long as its a two way street.,"Yeah, I'm sure it was."
should league add a mini map button? I think riot should add a mini map button to show an enlarged mini map in the middle of the screen. Since i think this will increases players mini map awareness especially to players who like to spam keys during the early game (sometime i will totally forget about the minimap thing :P). Do you guys agrees with my opinions?,I didnt know I want this
"None of the active ones. The passive ones from the elves and lizards are pretty good in general, and the bretons are great.",Insanely fast Magicka regen is never useful
"Look, I HATED George Bush Jr. after the Iraq War. I held him responsible for killing Americans out of idiocy and the pursuit of profit. He was human trash in my eyes. And I would never say anything close to this about his family. And not because I wanted to but societal norms prevented me from announcing my feelings. I never had any desire to say this because I never felt that way about them. That doesn't make me some saint; it just makes me a civil member of society.",Look at this show off.
Aches with the NASTIEST 3 piece + turn on Ive ever seen,GOAT
Babylake is looking to be incredibly undank.,Ayy lmao babylake was a failed abortion
"I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think that Donkey Kong is the best game ever.",Donkey Kong sucks!
"How do we get Temple into a P5 conference? I think after the success the football program has had, along with the long time successful basketball program and top 5 media market- temple has to be the #1 candidate for p5 expansion. Which conference is the best fit and how can we get it done? It's too late for this coach but I'd like to have temple in a p5 by 2020 so we can hang onto our next coach.",lol
"Week two of the Trump Presidency: In other news, Alec Baldwin died in a mysterious boating accident when his leg got tangled in some concrete blocks.","Wow, you think he'll make it two weeks."
Don't know how to install ram? Amazon to the rescue!,"I don't know man,You know those power connectors can get tricky sometimes"
"Bermane Stiverne Fails Drug Test, Positive For Banned Substance","Positive.. that's good, right?"
One great juke by Austin.,Hows it Austin so good at every game he touches?
Out of the loop here: why is he being called the president?,He's one half of Orange Juice.
Thank God it was around 10 pm when you asked me to do this. I'm pretty sure it was the best thing that happened to my mom yesterday LOL. Your turn man.,Truth
So what do you do now when grouped with toxic teammates?,Throw?
You sound like you have tough time being challenged and it probably has to do with your dad,"You got me, I have a tough time with little bitches on the Internet who can't take a loss but it actually has to do with your mom, who is currently blowing me."
"Poor unfortunately. It's probably been the worst part of his term. Blunders in the middle east, arming moderates that became radicalized over time in Syria, his inaction in Crimea all indicated a fuzzy and unclear strategy. Maybe trying to distance himself from W's policies, but this middle ground approach was damaging. As of now the middle east is in shambles. Obama is in an odd spot where he supports radicalized rebels, opposes ISIS and opposes Russia trying to clean up the ISIS/radical problem. It's a mess. What exactly are we trying to achieve here? A never ending quagmire for the Syrians? Cuba is probably the best thing he accomplished in that department.","Not to mention his intransigence gave mixed signals to our allies, leading to them being unwilling to shoulder the burden of an undirected foreign policy, resulting in us being the clear director of the shitshow."
What is the error your encountering?,The segmentation error
Or just play on PTS before the patch goes live.,Console doesn't have a PTS
Love in the time of chlamydia,Probably the kind of guy who'd find a tree with a visible knothole provocative.
"Bro i've been on 15 ping and i've been on 150 ping and everything in between, and trust me when I say this, below 80 it doesn't matter as long as it's stable and constant.",Yeah it really doesn't matter when you face tank the enemy skillshots instead of dodging them because ping doesn't affect those situations
"I may be a little biased because Bloodborne was the reason that made me buy a PS4. That being said, I'd say that it was totally worth it...the game delivered everything I hoped, a souls experience in a cosmic horror setting was something that I couldn't imagine being so good. For me, a person that owns a PS4 and never played Bloodborne has an incomplete experience.",I'm sold!
What does the 'H' in Jesus H. Christ stand for?,Harambe
"Yes, it's fun to play pretend!","(Sorry, can't hear you for the echo chamber in here.)"
you created a in sincere character you know its false own up to it and self acualize yourself,I don't really understand what youre getting at tbh
"You never know with the Kings though! They traded Stauskas, two vets, two pick swaps, and a top 10 protected first rounder to the 76ers just to clear cap space for a one year rental of Rondo. That first round pick will likely go to Philly the year after Boogie leaves. It's maybe the stupidest trade I have ever seen.",Vlade/Vivek are wild cards
How exactly do I do that?,Remove any company names.
The world is filled with 9th grade boys who've decided that the best way to express their individuality is to not give a rat's ass about their education. Too cool for school.,they are all so original i want to be like them
She's planning on buying you No Man's Sky,Bitch had it coming if you ask me.
"picking up my mkv today, anything i should know? Hey guys, I'm picking up my mkv today and I'm super excited. It's an 06, manual tranny in white. I'm really looking forward to it as this is going to be my first enthusiast car. So, since you the experts I'm coming to you to get the basics. Are there any quirks I need to watch out for? I already plan on replacing the cam follower soon, because the previous owner doesn't remember ever having done it. What brand of oil is best for it? I'm planning on doing some improvements on her, what should I start with? I'm guessing cai is the cheapest/easiest bang for you buck mod I can do. Anything else you recommend. She needs new shocks and struts, so I was planning on just upgrading them instead of replacing with stock. Any recommendations there? Any other words of wisdom for a newbie?","Get a Stage 1 tune by APR, hands down the best power mod for the money 2009 MkV 6MT, also in white :)"
Does Stephen A Smith ever stare at his bedroom ceiling and realize his entire life is about being an arrogant buffoon? Does he buy his own inconsequential bullshit?,Actors are paid to act.
Not my friends they got annoyed because I talked about him all the time and once the commissioner removed me from the leagues group chat for talking about him too much but its okay,"I love Vooch too, man."
on 7.1 you can create an app shortcut to take you directly to your library.,About time.
I wanted to share this awesome Nyaromon plush I ordered a while back.,I'm reporting this... **THIS GAVE ME DIABETUS**
"Rumor has it the stage two booster screamed Allah Ackbar before the rocket exploded, this was censored on /news.",Well with all that Muslims contribute to the world of technology I would not be surprised if it had a sticker saying Made in Syria on it.
They did?!,Yep!
Game Thread Week 16: Cincinnati Bengals (5-8-1) VS Houston Texans (8-6) Time: 8:25 PM Place: NRG Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,"My boy from Bay Minette, Wallace Gilberry, on fire tonight!"
"He's only 30! People go on like he's in his 40s. With sports scientists watching him from being a teenager, his self discipline, the training ethic etc. there's no surprise he's a beast. This is the first generation of players who we should see playing at an incredibly high level well into their 30s, especially if they continue to evolve their games.",Considering Pato peaked at like 24 and Ronaldinho at 29 it's pretty impressive that he's been able to keep himself at what a normal player his skill set does at 27
"They can't show that, it's classified information son.",WELL YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THOSE MODIFICATIONS TO YOUR A2 SCOPE!
"After last night, Russell Wilson is now the highest rated passer on the road in NFL History",Game managed himself in to the history books.
here's to hoping she runs again in 2020,I really hope you forgot to put
"Don't get me wrong, revenge porn is awful, but I'm pretty sure it's not on the level of something like poverty or climate change.",Some would say that it's your male privilege that allows you to worry about climate change and poverty while women have to worry about things like revenge porn
"As sick as some of this shit is wearing hear out of the republicans, if democrats don't hold people to their bullshit and do something to keep people in check i'll be just as disappointed and hopeless in them. Both sides are fucked in different ways, and some in the same ways, honestly we as a nation need to keep everyone in check as well. I'm looking at you Trump supporters who kiss his ass and defend his every bad move, you voted for change so make sure you follow thru with your demand.",Surely the only change they voted for was changing the number of living African Americans to a lower number?
Seahawks release Action Green Colour Rush Uniforms,"These are ugly af, but if it's for just one game, whatever."
Precision German Skateboarding,Saving your Bae-Con
which presidents called their opponents cocksuckers,LBJ
How long do we give McAdoo? Two years?,If he misses the playoffs this year
I say it all the but why can't footballs camera be behind the quarterback like madden instead of on the sideline?,All 22 and madden cam is extra beeitch pay up
"You can land a 737 at DCA, you can't go much bigger, but it happens every day (Southwest flies out of there regularly). The bigger issue is that they can't really ramp up the number of flights or extend hours and many airlines don't have spare 737s just lying around to replace commuter jets. Even if the demand goes up, it isn't easy to just swap from an ERJ (or equivalent) to a 737 on a given route.",That's my point though -- they really shouldn't be flying 737's at national given how short the runway is.
Pleasure to meet you...,This is why I throw my bottles into the lake it makes nice homes for sea creatures.
"Chances are we're all law abiding citizens. However, if you find yourself in a similar situation in Canada just clam up. Say nothing except 'lawyer'.","Two big lessons here: don't talk to the police without a lawyer, and don't hire a hitman to kill your parents."
so triggerd bois..,?
"My dad was a three sport jock in high school, and a ladie's man all through his twenties. He ended up with uncoordinated, socially awkward, bookworm me for a son.",Are you adopted?
Kek <- this one Kek Kek Kek,**[REMOVED INTENSIFIES]**
Thanks for the explanation! I'm glad I checked back to this thread and learned some pronunciation! Thanks m9!,Here we spot a Brit or perhaps an Aussie using the second tone of the ever so popular phrase m8.
McLaren NOT in discussion with Apple -McLaren spokesman,This would have brought a lot of attention to the sport and could have been a big boom.
I presented a scholarship to a girl named Mursaydeez pronounced Mercedes It was all I could do to not crack up in front of the entire senior class when saying her name.,Please tell me that her surname was Nutzmann or something like that...
A Harrier Carrier.,Yes.
"NOFX Oxy Moronic Music Video - Featuring A Few Earwolf Regulars (Besser, Sodaro, etc)",when did nofx get so corny?
anime_irl,My life in a nutshell
A christian drama film isn't really something i would have thought of for a good actor like Brett Dalton.,A Christian drama film *from WWE* nonetheless.
"Scapers in college, do you have a laptop, pc, or both? Currently I'm a senior in high school planning on going to a 4 year university next year here in America. I have a computer I built that I use for everything, but I know that the average college student uses only a laptop. So, what do you use? If it changes anything, I'm planning on studying computer science and I probably can't afford a laptop that would be able to do what my pc can. Finally, I figured this would be a good place to post it because I probably use my computer for similar things to other people on this sub.","when you say pc i assume mean desktop, becasue a laptop is a pc"
I have a steam link that works amazing(1080p@59-60fps) on wifi so I'm glad they have it. I have an apartment so wiring it is a no go. That being said most people don't have a good enough router that is properly positioned and setup and I think that the steam link should state that in some way.,somewhere it says ethernet is recommended for most consistent experience or something.
What religion is this?,A really shitty one
Baron Corbin looks like your classic college stoner,It's the beanie
I'll I saw was JK Rowling bougie ass was fuckin pissed about him.,she flipped the fuck out when someone said Corbyn was like Dumbledore
I've been thinking about getting these but don't know if I could pull them off. Any thoughts on how to wear ?,"There's a picture on the goat app and the dude does a good job pulling them crew Jordan socks with black training shorts, not sure about the top but a white plain tshirt or maybe a t shirt in the peach-ish color of the teeth on the side would look dope"
Every election in modern history has had a primary. Multiple candidates run every. fucking. time.,But It was her turn!
"I'm sorry I don't know who he is, why is this a bad thing?",Because he's literally worse than Hitler and someone called him a racist.
What matters in the context of the link that I provided is that the mainstream media *has* called Trump supporters white nationalists before. We live in a world where the only media the government has decided that we're allowed to read calls anyone that didn't vote for Hillary Clinton white nationalists. That is not okay. Ever. Under any circumstance. This is a world where r/fatpeoplehate isn't okay but it's okay for the only media outlets that aren't considered fake news to label everyone that didn't vote for Hillary white nationalists. Come on. It's cultural division brainwash. Plain and simple.,if you really think the only media government allows is media that calls trump supporters white nationalists then I would argue it's not the anti-trump media doing the brainwashing..
"I think double Q Raynor can also do some job against Varian, two knockbacks helps a lot to negate Varian his well needed sustain.",Double Q Raynor is actually quite useful against melee Assassins in general.
Li ming E damage bug,"Seriously, people need to start reading the fucking patch notes."
"Minions now do 100% more damage to structures, catapults will lock onto the core, do more damage, and have longer range. Garden of Terror still sucks but not quite as much.",Minions do only 50% more damage by the way.
^ This the forum is the biggest clutch of missing brain cells I've seen since I've been to smite reddit,Haters are the loudest.
"That Day 1 Malfurion Win Rate!! The bad tree man touched me. I couldn't scream, I couldn't run, I was *rooted* to the spot and could only listen as he told me his *wooden* jokes. It all sounded so *natural* for him, like it was all faun and game. Jokes aside, man he came out swinging with that 58.8% win rate over 1,300+ games. I may have underestimate exactly how strong those buffs were. I'm not surprised at Tier 1 level win rates, but didn't expect him to bust 56% - 57%. It should be noted he's likely more powerful in lower leagues where damage doesn't get focused as much.","So I was laughing when I saw your funny description on the first part, but shit got serious when I saw that winrate ... Malf Tier 1, what a time to be alive... Also, he's got a 59% winrate on Diamond/Master MMR in HL, with 55% popularity."
"Would that be 'batbitch'? I can't think of anything else that even remotely makes sense, since it's 1 letter too long to be 'batshit'. Maybe it's 'batsshit'.",ba**semen**t Pretty shit censor system right there.
BenQ Announces the ZOWIE XL2540: 24-Inch 240 Hz Full-HD Display 'for e-Sports',the title of the article might as well say 'for CS:GO'
Animal Minds,###Submission Statement An article exploring how our understanding of what takes place in the minds of other animals has become a part of accepted science
"My bad. still, 166% damage is closer to 200 than 125.","BF1 has a different (better) dmg model on HC its 125% dmg from bullets, 100% vehicles and explosions While BF4 was 60HP meaning a super low TTK"
Idea: Comment your dream car and have someone who owns it tell you about it.,newer rolls royce
"That was, I would hope, his point. It's not like muslim extremists haven't been shitbags more and more lately.","yeah, so let's attack innocents as collateral damage, that makes 100% logical sense"
This chrome extension replaces instances of the word duterte to dutertard. Juvenile but funny.,Rule # 3
"Height and Reach is the same, I don't know what Conor cuts to make 155, but he could probably just not cut rather than gain weight and they are virtually on the same playing field.","Yeah woodleys physique and strength is definitely average and attainable for anyone at his weight class, surprised Wonderboy struggled with him..."
So I guess all the violence against men and making fun of dorky virgins is just fine? But have jokes at womens expense and it's a big deal? How about we stop treating women like children.,"Dorky Virgins are funny, check your penis privilege!"
So that's why Cloak of Flame is getting its 3D model this patch.,No u moron it's because melee still suckz lol
Re: restrictive of the clientele'? how is that going to happen? Did you complain to the management about your 'incident'?,Pay stubs or equity vesting schedule with valuation must be provided to ensure you are pure.
Admin Utilities - An Unturned Module,Does this work in creative servers?
Because they are fun/good drops.,Good Drops
"We aren't dead, most of us just swapped to arms for a bit","I can't do it, arms just feels so weird"
"Dedicated servers, polish, effort into development, skill of any kind required, any sort of decent netcode, anything new or innovative whatsoever that hasn't been copy/pasted from previous COD games...sorry if I'm forgetting anything.",DAE think this game sucks XD
The Internet Wants to Know Why Donald Trump Is Sniffling (Again),"The man is obese, he just need to take care of himself a little more"
Disgraced stem-cell entrepreneur under fresh investigation,"Ma disgraced possiamo tradurlo come disgraziato, almeno in questo caso?"
Ma io viaggggio in prima!,"La prossima volta prendi il tuo elicottero personale, barbone!"
"What's something you used to hate, but are now a huge fan of?",lighting laws for bicycles.
I understand Sky being biased for british drivers. However there's a limit. Hamilton lost the lead and they immediately try to shoot stupid drivel on how the car doesn't suit him. This qualifying session destroying their silly theories lol.,Except that the car thing they were talking about is only on high braking zones with bumps on them but ok.....
"Not now McCree, I don't have time for your shit",The best part about this is the Mercy killing the Mei behind you
"What are you guys excited for at the moment? Personally I'm excited for the holidays, just a week away for me! (Australian school schedule)",Starting my first year of college in October!
"Thinking about this smoke reminds me just how much better the air has gotten over the past 15 years or so here in Atlanta. Back in the late 90s and early 2000s, it seemed like every summer's day saw us under a smog alert for unhealthy air. Now it takes massive wildfires a couple hours drive away to get to that level.",I guess *some* good came out of that Chinese hoax.
"You don't pay that much in taxes, don't worry.",He damn well might if we are living for millennia
The wings of the radiation signs you find in the deadzone are just a bit to thin for me.,well that's not picky at all
You're an idiot who doesn't understand analogies lmao,No you
DAY 200 F2P BOX - Haters will say its fake part 2,-looking at the ssrs- My god it never ends!
"Are you serious? Dean pioneered the small-donor strategy that Obama used to become president. He was a great organizer, and helped the Democratic party as DNC chair by focusing on many small races in all 50 states, instead of only on big national races.","No, you see, politics = meme games now"
she won it by 5%....that is the same margin that Trump won GA and AZ by,Trump literally almost lost GA and AZ.
"It's not up to me to give permission or not give permission. I am saying what they can do, not what I want them to do. I want peace. Like everyone. I have actually done a lot to raise awareness of the conflict there and to try to help each side to understand the other side's humanity.",You realise the reason people downvoted your original comment is because you made it sound like you supported Israel destroying Palestine?
"De Graslei as a car park, brilliant! Who pitches this idea with Termont?",It's not gonna be Filip Watteeuw.. Maybe MG Real estate?
My (24M) girlfriend (22F) has a history of masturbating (?) to hot new rommate with my GF but I don't know whether to attempt sex again with my Ex's father,I feel like this could be a super edgy Oscar bait movie if cast properly...
"Maybe they called Trump a racist not because they are threatened by him but because he says things like people can't do their job if they belong to a certain race, such as the Mexican-American Judge he said couldn't do their job because they were of Mexican decent. As Paul Ryan said, its textbook racism. Trump is a racist with racist ideas.",Believing people from a certain cultural background are likely to hold certain views in common is not textbook racism
"You're on the title screen, looks to me like she caught you doing something else and you alt tabbed in the nick of time. Helmet on to sell it, reddit post to really really sell it. I applaud your husband skills.",Or maybe it's all staged anyway for Reddit karma.
"US army and CIA may be guilty of war crimes in Afghanistan, says ICC",Only losers are guilty of war crimes.
Hillary Clinton supporters act like (and i'm being serious) LITERAL children at Michigan University,Wut....
I don't like any of the second disc songs except spit out the bone.,It's okay to be wrong.
Dude. Words are supposed to make sense. What the fuck are you talking about?,Obviously if other people are outraged and you're not then those other people have no reason to be outraged.
"Instead of issuing citations for minor violations, the Godley Police Department hands out warnings along with a request to donate to the local toy drive.","I didn't ticket you, please drop off your bribe at the police office *wink*"
Saw this at a gas station. How is this not a standard feature?,So the bottom of the toilet seat is OK for germophobes if it's an extra inch and a half wide at one point?
Recently upgraded to a GTX 1070 getting worse performance than my old R9 270x Everything in the game is running at 13-16 fps including the menu. Please send help.,May or may not be connected but a few threads down a guy said he updated his nvidia drivers to version 375.86 and noticed a massive fps drop.
"Shard only what you have to: coins will come eventually... sucks not having them all at rank 5, but I have all the characters (other than mockingbird) and that's what matters to me.",I meant that usually it seems like whales keep their shard supply pretty high.
I agree we should stop affirmative action and all scholarships exclusively for women.,bigot!
did she just advocate rape..?,Get OUT **stupid SJW**
When was the last time a suppressor was used in a crime?,Well we wouldn't know because no one can hear them!
"Ding, ding, ding. Hillary only became unfavourable towards the end of 2015. The right wing attacks never stuck. It wasn't until she started getting attacked by the left that they did stick. Thanks Bernie!",I think you dropped this
Surgeon General Dr. Ben Carson Sounds nice,That would make the most sense
"Is this post making fun of liberals, conservatives, or both?",Liberal is more of a technical term meaning anyone who's a supporter of Capitalism.
"Does it lower the health at all? Maybe pass on Aviary Influenza in the trenches? If not, not realistic enough.","It slightly pisses the enemy off, but also raises his luck quite a bit."
1 in 5 is a decent amount IMO,About 20% if I'm not mistaken.
That's basically what I'm doing now,"yes, that sounds exactly like what you described in your original post."
"Up to a point I agree, but I think it depends what it is you want to do. If a woman doesn't want you to go hitchhiking in some third world country or mountain climbing but you go any way that's alpha, if a woman doesn't want you to go train spotting but you do any way that's probably not so alpha.",Reminds me of a popular joke: Train-spotting - The best way to meet fellow paedophiles.
Or maybe she was looking for more commitment than op could offer so she moved on like an adult and found someone who wanted the same things out of life as her? it actually seems pretty reasonable to me.,"Aw come on, the we hate women circlejerk isn't fun if you don't play along..."
scents*,Pence
"If he doesn't clear, and gets claimed, that's even better. It'd be his entire contact cleared up.",That's the dream!
I don't what he had but he beat the shit out of that dragon.,"I think he did, He's all white around his mouth, Maybe he had milk, Certainly isnt snow though, Cause I see no snow what so ever In that picture"
When the team-kill is worth the risk.,"Oh crap, You're gonna get your PSN Disabled!"
Anything with dark chocolate,What the hell is wrong with you
We need more Dragon units. Make Dragons good.... wait were they ever good,Not even the new Dark unit can compare with the amazing Eldrex.
Correctness Tax,Love it
PUREST IDEOLOGY,But the government does stuff in both of them.
"Not yet he will need chemical castration, long term jail. Sodomized by his fellow cell mates then deport back to Mexico.","But, but, but we can rehabilitate him"
End of the world playlist: tracks to soundtrack doomsday,Rush - Vapor Trail.
"I imagine this is the worst thing about being famous, you can't even use the bathroom in peace",Not every bathroom is filled with drunk Irish dudes.
Punch him in the mouth!,"EH, I'd rather choke a dog..."
I'm a hoosier and I didn't realize this wasn't a country-wide thing,I'm a Hoosier and I've never heard of this in my life.
"That doesn't mean every old person sits around on their ass. Regardless, quit being a prick to people because they don't want to contribute to society until they die. If someone chooses to not work in their retirement years then they are completely within their right and you have no right to say they are living wrong.",I'm definitely not the pick in this conversation.
Apple releases a $199/$299 book covering a history of their products,They've removed the pages.
And when left out in the elements the interior is ruined. Which is why the retractable cover is so nice ;),But this car only drives indoors and goes only outside on nice days when the woman wants to take it for a spin
Does that mess with the flavor of tea at all?,Don't freeze your puerh please!
#*uber*,I can hear this.
The point is it took intelligence not insanity level OCD.,Ah yes because the ARG and the image of the canister room being created from the data from hundreds of people wasn't insanity level
"Trump really opened my eyes to the collusion between the media and our government. It's sickening. So it got me thinking, when did journalism die? Seriously, what happened to journalistic integrity and investigation.",Journalism died when newspapers died.
1 CC1 for both?,No thanks.
"Neither are you, apparently.",cant tell if woosh or
"TIL the FDA has never approved any condom for anal sex, despite recommending their use",This article looks like it got stuck in Google's translator.
"This is definitely true; the film the studio portions over a course of three days, generally taping one or two episodes per day if I remember correctly.","Taping must be twenty weeks prior to airing, unless that task is also bullshit."
"It doesn't even matter who Bjergsen is to be honest. As long as his opinion is reasonable. And yes, Bjergsens approach seems a lot more mature.",Well it carries a lot more weight if the opinion is coming from someone like Bjerg.
13,Fighting the good fight.
"Discs meant specifically for tomahawks and thumbers. I know people use Nukes and such for this, but the Aerobie Epic is the only one I can think of specifically designed to be thrown as a thumber.",in the practical world we just use a firebird tho.
'When Bradshaw transformed into JBL' was and amazing promo.,Was that a 9/11 reference for heat?
Buckeye football draw the largest cult following here. It's not even close.,Hello fellow CBus poster.
"Also,in the article where it talks about how to make an altar,it mentions that women don't have to veil anymore??? Pretty sure the videos Mr.Noah put up still show women covered.",You almost make it sound like women are really people and not property.
It is fuckign Monday AMA Fuck mondays,Are you Garfield?
"@wikileaks - America owes you, bigly! Thank you and God bless you! - David Duke",Disgusting
"As someone from California, what can I do not to be one of these drivers with NO damn idea what I am doing?",Don't be the guy in an Audi S4 with summer tires like I saw trying to navigate Sheridan the other night.
"I was't able to poop for a week or two and then, one evening, I was finally able to do it. I told my girlfriend I'll go to the bathroom and came back ten minutes or so later. She asked how it went, I told her it went great and that it was as big as her arm (from shoulder to elbow) or even bigger. She wasn't able to stop laughing. For a few days, she randomly started laughing and joking about my arm-sized poop.",She probably thought you had a career in porn.
Tryon is like What about me bro? We hung out on embedded!,Obviously OBJ is racist
"10 team, standard scoring. I'm playoffs bound, and Watkins is available to pick up. Current WRs: Dez, Kelvin Benjamin, Crowder, Sanders, Pryor. Grab Watkins? Who for? Cheers in advance",I wouldn't drop someone who has been producing fairly consistently for Watkins
"Do you think the Texans should invest in a QB in the earlier rounds this draft? Taking the relative ease of getting out of the Brock contract into consideration, do you see any possibility we use one of our earlier picks on a QB to possibly come in and light a fire under Brock's ass? Or do we commit 100% and devote the draft to building around Brock?",Can we draft a GM in the early rounds?
yup agreed. Also isn't this fan based voting?,it is
District: 16-year-old boy stabbed 5 students before stabbing self at Mountain View High,I blame Utah's lack of gun control laws
Snap out of it.,Break a leg
"Yea, it would cause massive violence. It is more likely that he just get impeached immediately than the Electoral College changing the result to Clinton.",But this is the system we have!
"Just get off the internet already, son.",Sure thing!
"Yeah, it worked that way in FS15. But u can't turn straw into chaff in FS17 even though the tooltip tells u it is possible. :( I think it is possible to turn the entire crop into chaff but not just the straw.",Well they should correct the tooltips then... Too bad!
Ever wondered what Adam Jones thinks of Terrelle Pryor?,"No, but I do wonder what Pac-Man Jones thinks of Terrelle Pryor."
Secretary of Health and Human Services sounds like a lot of responsibility. I'd be better off running for President instead.,"I mean, how wide is the scope of the president?"
What would you find in God's trash can?,"Well, let's see here... Women, homosexuals, trans people, atheists, any other people who follow different religions, people who've had abortions, people who masturbate, people who don't go to church....oh the list just goes on and on and on.... what a lovely thing your god is"
nah fuck you,ALL OFFENSE ALL THE TIME!
Arrested eluding police and supposedly going 208mph in his Mustang. Crazy!,welp at least he didn't plow through any crowds :D
"People of Reddit, what's something you wish would happen soon, but isn't likely to?",Apocalypse
Millennials Are Leaving Los Angeles,Ohhhh noooo....
Basically anything that aired between 2013-2015. So The keions wouldn't have been eligible.,"Haruhi was in the running, so unless recent sequals count, that theory's debunked"
Why did she agree to be in this movie.,Usually when the question is asked it's because they had a multi picture contact with a studio and the studio collected in order to bring a big name into something they assumed would make a lot less without it.
lest we forget that he fingered his own asshole on stream and blamed it on the booze..... I have never been that drunk in my life haha,"Easy to blame it on alcohol, and not himself."
"I wish there was a way to make it clear that the Trump fandom and related nonsense aren't representative of all Americans. ~~Most~~ Many Americans hate Trump-style ignorance, and we feel like we're losing our country to imbeciles. It's terrifying and frustrating. Like we're all just riding a bus to try to get to work on time, and the bus driver thinks he can jump the drawbridge and half the riders are cheering him on, and those of us who understand physics are like no, it won't work! But the driver and the cheering crowd just tell us to shut up and stop making them feel stupid. We can't get off the bus and we can't get the driver to stop barreling toward that open drawbridge, all we can do is sit down & hope someone comes to their senses and knocks the driver out.",Me: opening the emergency exit door and hopping off anyway
Aren't those the standard the_donald bumper stickers?,"If they are, someone missed notifying me."
What is a good problem to have?,I'm down over $20k in the market today.
God sneezed while working and we don't have the manpower for proper quality control.,"Well, we did, but then SOMEONE had to get hung up about eugenics and genocide"
Black Lives Matter vs All Lives Matter Supporters,seems fake
"A Paris suicide bomber's mobile phone has been found underneath a pile of paperwork in a Belgian police station, many months after it went missin",Well at least they didn't break the chain of custody
Students demand 'microaggression workshop' for all faculty,This is going to be such a joy when they start working for me.
"China Warns Trump against Abandoning Climate Change Deal, Increases Climate Change Aid to Developing Countries to $ 3.1b",China is fearful of manufacturing returning to the US and correcting the trade imbalance through relaxed EPA regulation.
what rechargable batteries solution are people using?,"Eneloops are a good option like most have said, but you can also buy the Amazon Rechargeable batteries which in my opinion are just as good ( I have a ton of both brands in multiple sizes)."
What is TOTALLY worth seeing in person?,the Sahara without any water
Where @?,Little place in the Chicagoan 'burbs called Mama Maria's.
Yeah Jeets!,He's looking good so far
Fullmetal Alchemist Teaser Trailer,I'm so tired of Japan Asian-washing White characters
"Jaguars TE Julius Thomas is playing tonight, per source.",Someone in my league dropped him but I have Barnidge so not a good time to switch it up
"If a fair catch kick can count, why wouldn't a Mexico kick?","Because when Mexico kicks their field goals, they're not kicking their best."
"to be fair, some of those swaps are injury related rather than just bad play.","True, Spergon Wynn was a man among boys until he went down."
What's something you would love to do it but is very unlikely you're going to do it in this life?,Look at Taylor swifts asshole.
Mudsdale is heavier than Dhelmise... A FREAKING BOAT ANCHOR!!!!!,There are anchors that are pretty light
My little sisters teeth can't be this dirty.,Nisemongatari
"This was my comment I deleted (pointless, and repasted further down). We are not sure. There is a LOT of speculation, and the internet outage + armed guards + 9/11 Memo Leak, etc etc, is creating a lot of stir. Best to be prepared. Hope he is OK, but if not and the keys are released, they will be internet silenced ASAP, so you 'got to catch them all'.",Maybe time to start assembling an outside meeting place for those interested in maintaining contact should Reddit pull the plug?
Oh yeah I can buy things with bitcoin in my daily life? I think I'd rather invest in ISK.,"Aside from many popular websites accepting bitcoin, there are services that allow people to spend their bitcoins through intermediaries who will convert the BTC into standard funds for payment anywhere stuff like debit or credit cards are accepted."
"Is there any way I can bait out opponent lightning? I am at 4000 - 4200 trophy range. My cards are as follows. Miner lvl 1 Ice wizard lvl 2 Princess lvl 2 Goblin barrel lvl 3 Zap lvl 11 Fireball lvl 7 Inferno lvl 7 Skeleton army lvl 4 My only defense against tanks in this meta is inferno, but thanks to brilliant minds at supercell it got indirect nerf because of lightning and hp reduction, now all it takes is one level 12 royal giant hit and lightning and I am defensless. And even though I am running zap bait, it looks like people are running more spells then I have zap bait cards (because who doesn't like easy hit on the tower). I am literally annoyed at this point. And don't get me started on meta minion, that goddamn level 7 meta minion does 285 damage (level 4 lightning does 346, go figure) and I have to face level 8 and level 9 meta minion on daily basis. It has become, will I get frustrated again game. Instead of will I enjoy it today. Is there any possible way or modification in my deck to avoid lightning. PS. all those tank users who say inferno freaks them out, remember put friggin guards or distraction troops infront of your tank lightning is not your slavation, I have 2 ids and I use giant on the other id, face so many inferno but never ever lightning one. Inferno came into meta because everybody just loved playing tanks. So don't say that I shouldn't counter your tank, I have a right to play this game as well.","To bait out their lightning, plant three musketeers all on one side"
"They are standard rifles, you baka.","They have muzzles man, that makes them far more dangerous!"
"I can not believe people are doubting the people who are put in charge of our security, they are sworn to protect us. These people need to be educated quickly, because this could be really dangerous for us.",Bu-but they're establishment!
I just find it funny they go for Hillary's emails but not Trumps.,Trump isn't a serious contender duh.
21yo gf takes fun pics when I leave my phone around.,10/10 gf
Omg...,...Jews did it
I own a relatively successful company. I get a ton of applicants that are looking for part-time because a) it's all they think they can get b) to supplement their other two part-time jobs. I do my very best to give everyone full time work/pay. What makes companies great is the loyalty and respect you get from your people by showing them you give a fuck.,PM'd you.
America is going to become a screaming girl? And a hunky muscle man is gonna save her?,The screaming girl represent liberals and the hunky muscle man represents Trump supporters
...and for more money. So much money.,"... And by turning out much, much crappier movies."
Women are so privileged.,"so are sick people, those fuckers get so babied"
"You're a Hazard, Harry","You're a hazard, Wirry"
3.17.8.0 Update Notes,"When the dual wielding is added, I can finally become Agent 47."
"BEC moment with BeThereBev Because I am fairly LC with Bev I don't have a lot of updates but I've got a little llama fodder today. Some of BTBs friends have an annual anniversary/birthday/every other type of celebration on their property. Get a text to the whole fam and the part that made me want to reach through the phone to slap her We are hoping ALL of you can be there!!! Hmm yeah, I don't think I will be showing up on the 1 yr anniversary of my moms death. Thanks though. Nice of you to even realize what day that is for me. Crawl back into your hole Bev.",Some people never see the world around them let alone the people.
"18C is about to the freedom to express your opinion anywhere. People are allowed to express their opinions about refugees, but they can't trespass on Parliament House and breach security.",Apparently they can.
Templar trial tank viable? How viable is a Templar tank for trials,It is unfair to your group.
3 mana 12/12,Worse Edwin
How is calling a game good make someone a weeb?,"if you like this game and give people a way to try the demo outside of japan, and form their own opinion, that makes you a weeb obviously."
It does seem magic in Azeroth is very limited. Why can't I blink til my mana runs out?,"You have to re-evaluate your life every time, and you also gotta make sure you didn't forget to blink like a leg with you or something."
"I'm not your average customer. I'm tech-savvy. Let me start by saying I am a huge fan of this sub. Working in tech support can be frustrating at times, especially when you have a customer who treats you like dirt. Talking about those calls with people who understand how difficult that can be is so helpful and makes dealing with those customers much easier. I worked technical support for a medical coding company for 2 + years. It was basic technical support. Login issues, download assistance, issues fixed with compatibility view and clearing cookies and cache. Nothing too technical. Students would purchase medical coding books and in those books there would be a CD with a serial number that gave the student temporary access to one of our coding applications. This story is about a call I had with a student about that demo CD. Student - ST / Planet_Kolob - PK PK: Thank you for calling Technical Support, how may I assist you? ST: Hi, this is Sheniqua from ITT Tech (Not really...) and I received one of your demo CDs with my book but it's not working. PK: Okay. I would be happy to assist you today. Now when you say... ST: Yeah so before we begin I think you should know that I'm not your typical caller. I'm tech-savvy. I know what I am doing on a computer. I've taken computer classes in the past. The CD that was in my book doesn't work and I am positive it's nothing I am doing wrong. I think you all should send me a new one. I paid a lot for this and I want what I paid for. PK: Well I'm sorry for the inconvenience. When you say it isn't working, what do you mean exactly? ST: I put the CD in and nothing happens. Nothing pulls up on my screen or anything. It's broke. PK: I see. So you have the CD in drive now? ST: Yeah it's in there right now but nothing's happening. I'm telling you it's broke. I'm not your average customer. I'm tech-savvy. I know what I'm doing. There's something wrong with the CD. It's nothing that I am doing wrong. Trust me. PK: Okay. Do you mind going to My Computer for me? ST: Fine. Just give me one minute. I'm telling you now that this is a waste of time. The CD is broken. *I hear clicking but now she isn't saying anything* PK: Did you get that pulled up? ST: Yes I am looking thru the folders to see if I can find anything with the applications name on it but there is nothing here. PK: if you can please go back for me to the main page where you can see all the drives and let me know when you're there so I can instruct you further. ST: Fine... *More clicking and silence* PK: Did you get there? ST: Well..... for some reason I can't see the computer button so I don't know what's going on. Maybe it's the computer that's broken. PK: It's probably not broken. Sounds like you probably have Windows 7, I get this question a lot. If you click on the Start button you will find the Computer option on the right... ST: Okay. I got it now... *Click Click Click* PK: Before you start jumping around can I get you to please go back to you home page that shows all the drives? ST: Fine..... I am there now. PK: Okay. Can you right click on the D drive and select open. ST: Yep... nothing there! It's empty. This CD is broken! I told you it was! PK: Your positive the CD is in the drive? ST: Yes! It's in there! I tested this earlier today and I couldn't get it to work and I left it in there for this call. PK: Do you mind taking it out and putting it back in for me? ST: Fine. I am telling you that it's a problem with the CD and that you will just need to send...............Oh. The CD wasn't in the drive. After she found the CD and put it in the application did not automatically launch so I did have to walk her through opening the drive in the My Computer menu again and downloading it that way. I couldn't help but laugh to myself at how many times this lady repeated the phrase I'm tech-savvy to me. TL;DR: Customer tells me CD isn't working and she is Tech-savvy so she knows it's nothing she did wrong and that the CD is broken. The CD wasn't even in the drive.","If this is a tech savy user, i can't imagine a non-techsavy one"
Boost me,You're looking at the next world champs right there
My beard is taking a tornado shape,cow licked ya face
The answer is always 1440p 144hz.,*Ultrawide* 1440p 144Hz
With burning ice?,With icy fire?
She admires Steven and looks up to him as one of the few Korean American actors. They share an ethnic kinship. Mentioning her race is very relevant. What if someone asks if she's a Chinaman? :p,b-but every asian is a chinaman
:),...wait a bit.... really?
that's put mildly. Game is literally where it was 1 year ago. If you showed someone 2.0 and 2.5 next to each other it'd take him hours finding gameplay differences (are they even any lul?). Nobody cares about ships they didnt buy and thus cant play. 2016 was fucking afwul and unfortunately CIG gave me no reason to believe that 2017 is going to be any better. What a fucking mess. I guess the rumors that all the money is going into a real spaceship aren't that far off.,You clearly have little understanding of how long complex game development actually takes.
You should be the new Bukhari m8.,Thank you ^ ^
Especially in the 7th Century. That too in a superstitious land.,"I would rather say a superstitious time, everybody was superstitious then."
"#IT HAS WHAT PRO PLAYERS LOVE, IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!",WITH BRAND NEW GUAVA EXTRACT.
"So Varela, Januzai, and Wilson are all out with major injuries? Not looking good for the United youngsters out on loan.","Januzaj only out for 6 weeks, Wilson's sounds worse if Derby have sent him back"
So India is Socialist State wannabe again This is Govt is a Pseudo Free Market Govt,When were we not?
"Stealing Hyraphax (sorry lols, you're next agentjohn2) MLG WARNING IM A PIECE OF SHIT",incoming ban
My dad ate at Arbys once and he died of cancer.,My father also ate at an Arby's once and died of cancer.
Polish death camps implies that the camps were of Polish origin. Death camps in Poland would be using the geographically correct location.,"And death camp is again wrong term, its called a concentration camp."
Someone new get busted?,"Maybe, maybe not..."
Everyone is missing the point. If Amazon releases the data and the next news headline is man convicted after police use his Echo data to convict him a lot of people won't buy Echos.,A lot of people aren't busy plotting murders or other crimes.
"There is also literally no point to the exercises. Are they supposed to be mini games? Well they fucking suck balls. They should just make those stats up for purchase instead of wasting everyone's time. Same goes with the drills to get hands, draw foul, etc. Some important stats where I have to be doing something not fun for hours on end to get. It's fucking trash.",Yes please add more attributes to purchase with VC...
"I love Gen 1, but when you take off the Nostalgia Glasses...",repost.jpg
"I thought it was that HIS general in world war I was Jewish, so when the third Reich rolled 'round, Hitler granted him total amnesty.",r/niceguys
"Dude it's clearly the Jormungandr, it's supposed to be cultural.",NC-12 is also supposed to be 'cultural': wikipedia says it is predominantly black.
"In the red corner we have Tom Berserker Bathurst, who is going to bring some Chief Justice to this battle. And in the blue corner we have Margaret Basher Beazley, President of the Court of Appeal and her last 5 title matches. GEEEET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMBLLEEEEEEEEEE",You didn't even think the Hammer deserved to be included in that?
How do I go back to normal life now I've learned this??,Join us ~~lunatics~~ moon month users!
"Does any one know of a site where I can look up the position of the planets and moon in the sky based on date, time, and location?",Stellarium is a free program that you can use to check a body's position in the past or future.
"Yeah I don't even think Ohio should be included in cool. You have to be dying or have a debilitating disease to get it here. It isn't really possible for anyone to get it unless they have PTSD, Epilepsy, Cancer, etc. No weed for anxiety, depression, general pain, stomach problems, etc. Also you won't even be able to buy it here for like 2 years.",At least y'all are safe from evil big weed ruining everything.
"So, the dns server works but cannot be pinged... WTF",maybe your ICMP packet was too small?
161116 BLACK PINK - Whistle + Playing With Fire live @ Asia Artist Awards 2016 HD,Nice Mics
Useless Abrahams being fed to the wolves,And nobody saw this coming...
"It was lesson learned and the Feds adjusted to it since. They know it's failure but they also know it's cash cow and employs thousands around the globe. Take that away, they'll be unemployed doing the drugs themselves.","Because as we all know, the moment someone gets fired, a bag of heroin appears i n their lap and they're physically unable to stop themselves from injecting the whole thing into their face..."
This is my life now...,This is how David Pumpkins was born.
"I personally try to avoid them wherever possible. It *feels* wrong, as if it should not exist, but does for technical reasons and has thus been turned into a feature.",also it doesn't work anymore when you fully switch to blue belts
He needs to resign his congressional seat if he wants the chair. The chair needs to be a full time job,"Yeah, remember how Bernie was totally unable to raise any money for his campaign because he was busy being a Senator?"
We all do it.,No.
This is the woman who started the fake news story about Trump asking for top-level sec. clearance for his children. Sad!,He should just set up a private server and have them use aliases to receive classified data.
"I believe that's the porn star Krystal Boyd, who also goes simply by Anjelica",Thanks!
"McDavid, Matthews, Luongo named 'Three Stars'",I thought Stastny might have a shot for the third star but these are great choices
that's the strategy.. waste Sherman's talent by making him cover agholor,Yea he should really be assigned to one of our many receiving threats
Chinese company installed secret backdoor on hundreds of thousands of phones,"What an outrage, american companies would never do that !"
"Whenever I see/hear someone blaring music from their car, I instantly think 'douche bag'. When I do it, I figure everyone thinks 'there goes a guy with a great taste in music, what a legend!'.",So you're a Douchebag in denial?
No Mans Sky,Why the downvotes?
Along came the Michelin man,I never get tired of this.
"Hey, I supported Trump.",Then youre obviously a racist
Trash cans in New York will be removed on NYE thanks to Muslims,Im sure the NYC sanitation department is fucking stoked about this
Call everything historical low even if it isn't! Yay!,Thank you for all your hard effort and keep up the good work!
Joey Barton confirmed to be training with Burnley,oh so now he decides to get himself fit
Tyrone teases Isaac for ios.,i(saac)OS
The coolest pistol mag loader I've seen yet,Any updates from the SmitLoad from the beta testers?
"New Spheres and Craftables - **Courage Buckler (Damage Reducing)** - 15% DEF/REC, boosts damage reduction when guarding & restores HP each turn - 40 Courage Fragment - 30 Litrock - 30 Heaven's Ash - 30 Sacred Crystal - **Courage Shield (Damage Reducing)** - 20% HP/DEF/REC, probable 20% damage reduction, boost damage reduction when guarding & restores HP each turn - 1 Courage Buckler - 80 Courage Fragment - 70 Heaven's Ash - 50 Sacred Crystal - **Courage Aegis (Damage Reducing)** (Limit 1) - 25% All Stat, probable 30% damage reduction, boost damage reduction when guarding, restores HP each turn & damage taken slightly boosts BB gauge - 2 Courage Shield - 120 Courage Fragment - 90 Holy Crystal - 90 Spiritsand --- - **Lucky Potion** - Boosts drop rate of materials for 3 turns - 5 Honor Drop - 5 Courage Fragment - **Dark Flask** - Activates Dark Barrier for 1 ally - 5 Courage Fragment - 5 Litrock - 5 Heaven's Ash - 5 Sacred Crystal - **Dark Vial** - Activates Dark Barrier for all allies - 5 Dark Flask - 10 Litrock - 10 Heaven's Ash - 10 Sacred Crystal --- Typing this out is literally making me shake with rage. That, or it's the sleep deprivation. In either case, gimu wtf","Thanks for the missing LS spheres, gimu!"
Want to keep fake news out of your newsfeed? College professor creates list of sites to avoid,"so BuzzFeed and HuffPo are okay, got it!"
"Donald Trump is a racist, sexist, misogynist, transphobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, arachnophobic, claustrophobic, anti semetic, Cenophobic, homophobic, thalassophic, vaccinophobic sexual predator, and if you disagree with me, your literally Hiter.",I think we found the HuffPo contributor.
Why wait till 2017. We have a run off in LA for a senate seat going on now. And the state elections next year.,"But Foster Campbell isn't a pure, Bernie-approved, revolutionary Democrat so I'm not voting for him."
"Question - Spare Parts Hey WaterCoolin' People. I have a ton of EK parts I'd like to sell, including a really nice reservoir. Where Can I do this? I'd love to take photos and post them here if anyone's interested. They are like new, my rig is getting downsized ATX to mini - ITX if that gives you an idea. Sorry if this shouldn't be posted here.",There's a stickied sales thread on this sub
I think he's a great host of Cosmos because he's got a great voice and he always seems sounds amazed with science. That's really as deep as my fondness for him goes,Blackscienceguy.wav
Super Saiyan hair on my car would be legit,But the car is already Saitama...
Somehow masturbation always makes me wanna sleep. Did she let you sleep or did she have to wake you up?,They
Ronaldo makes more after taxes than any Bundesliga player before taxes - Rummenigge,How does Messi compare in this?
Lmao,Ayy
"Tennessee Williams said Deliberate cruelty is not forgivable. When a man reveals a cruel streak, what do you do? And why is it that so many men feel the need to hurt women?","Not vote for them as president, that's for sure."
A snake fighting a cat while being eaten by a huge ass frog...,That snake's priorities are all screwed up.
"Expand Healthcare, raise the minimum wage, make college more affordable, protect the same environment they live in...","WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BURN THE FLAG WITH YOUR UN-AMERICAN, UN-PATRIOTIC IDEAOLGY YOU SOCIALIST."
Except you seem to have shown up two years earlier. This is babby's first cake day for me,now kiss
Aise to bhai ganja ho jaega,niche ka baal kab kaam ayega fir.
"They didn't want to. Joe was bored and had just learned he had that power. You two! Get fancy, we're having a wedding, it's gonna be awesome!",I'm gonna miss Joe :(
"What weapons counter the Clever Dragon? Thanks to Bungie's severe oversight in giving even the most casual of players a god roll Clever Dragon, 80%+ of players are using it in the crucible now. Are there are any weapons that counter it? I know I could use one too but I hate being part of the flock. What are some other options?",Grasp of Malok
"I literally have no idea why he didn't run armor runes in that lane, like wtf. I could maybe understand it if you're against Corki or a weak laner and the rest of the team is AP, but Lee Sin jungle, Yas mid, Draven ADC with Janna shields? Yeah that +70 HP will help a lot.",The only thing I can think of is most draven players are really bad.
"Believe it or not, acting is actually a serious profession, and is usually treated as such. The reason you hear about all the crazy Coke and drugs on set is because it's noteworthy. And depending on who you are you can get away with it. But professional acting is not just doing drugs on set and having fun.",What a revelation
The question was about Russia...,The question was about wikileaks
So who is going to track this stuff? The Government? I thought they wanted smaller government?,"That only applies to the EPA, FDA, etc... All those luxuries like air, food, and water, ... though the later can be packaged into healthy sodas and marked up the wazoo"
And then somehow they'd come up with conclusive proof that he is.,IS SANS REALLY NESS
not sure price but these are my casual games: **Punch Club** **Mini Metro** **Party Hard**,"OP, don't waste your time or money on Punch Club."
He *feels* there are too many. That's way more valid than 'facts'.,"Now remember don't tell them their feelings aren't based in reality, because that's what gets trump elected 'out of spite'"
Anti-Trump forces want the Electoral College to orchestrate a coup: Those ginning up resistance are breathtakingly hypocritical,Damn ole Electoral College being asked to do their job.
Did you knit them yourself? Link to pattern or photo?,Check username... its a joke
The_Donald Sim confirms r/politics new allegiance.,The reason why it's so coherent is because The_donald is ruled by bots already
corsair crabide 400c white,cheers :)
Replays are Live in the New Client!: FAQ & Pro-Tips,can i still record a epic blind baron steal from season 3?
Every time I get one of these I freak out a little because I think I'm getting banned.,tyler1 reddit account confirmed?
Am I the only one who doesn't have these issues when I am trying these positions? The only trouble I've had with shower sex is that penetration is impossible. Water washes away any lubrication. You can get each other lathered up though and rub your bodies together. I don't even get what's happening in the reverse cowgirl post.,You gotta have sex first in order to have these problems.
Why Colleges Should Stop Teaching Toxic Masculinity,"Instead, teach The Myth Of Male Power, Girl Writes What, and the rest of our sidebar!"
Two lads mocking Conor McGregor on the streets of Dublin last night. He coincidently drives by,HI MODS PUT ME IN SCREENCAP LOLZ
"I think that you are overthinking this. They were FWBs off and on. They don't hang out one on one, they just hang out in groups. They sometimes talk and you know about it. I don't see any evidence that you are a placeholder. More that Tom was simply the person she hooked up with outside a relationship. If you are concerned, just talk to her about it.",nothing says invested in a relationship more thank keeping an old fwb at arms length in case anything goes south
It slipped,"My god, source please"
Bodybuilder with cerebral palsy. What's your excuse?,F
"No, it's obviously not cheaper. What point are you arguing?","They're arguing that just like you want a 4 bedroom house on Capitol Hill for 200k, these people should have access to affordable childcare."
So does Obama have no say in American policy? WTF did he do the past 8 years?,"Yeah, how the hell did Obama just allow 9/11 to happen?"
Fuck Twitter Part II - user banned for the exact same tweet with white replaced with black,Come on folks there is no such thing as racism against white people.
"David Blaine Freaks Out Drake, Stephen Curry, and Dave Chapelle on his special Beyond Magic which premiered last night",The trick is to eat up three frog eggs before the show.
The Soviet Union.,"Okay, I accept."
"TIL Dippin' Dots are not widely avaliable because they require storage at -40 F, which is too cold for the average freezer.","and also, because they taste like butt!"
Too Big But Still Trying,sigh *unzip*
"TeamViewer, all the way.",They fixed things up since their breach?
His comment seems to be basically throwing all white people under the bus as secret racists.,"Well if we learned anything from this election, it's that white people are secret racists."
Cron chasing a gnome around?,It is a ELF.
she appreciates dem tig ol' bitties too,"Speaking of which, that girl in the black dress tho."
"True, I'll just go farm a giant purple sword somewhere instead.",Mana-Tombs.
95% isn't 100% is it?,Good point!
We third strike boys !,"Chun and Ken (probably) no longer top tier, the fuck you talking about?"
"How is wikileaks cables not clear cut? It's actual source material directly from the inbox of the people implicated. It's the most valid source you can get your hands on, given that the emails are legitimate (which they have proven to be).",Because Russia!
"Realities of governing may temper Trump's hard line, Trudeau tells Argentine business leaders - Politics",calming platitudes from PM selfie.
hailey baldwin,She looks about 15 years older than she actually is.
"Trump would have an amazing legacy in my mind if he stoop up and addressed his supporters like a parent and just said listen climate change, and other things people with PHDs tell you are real - they are real. If you don't think so, don't call yourself conservative because you're an ass! Look even I tweeted some stupid crap about Vaccines & Autism in 2014 which was totally wrong! I was being a moron, I've woken up because I got elected president, we all need to be more responsible",Yeah no scientist has ever or will ever be wrong or a fraud or allow corporate or state interests influence their research
What's wrong with tacos?,"A classy lady would be making a home-cooked meal, not eating dorito-tacos!"
"LoJack is a legit accessory. Nitrogen in the tires is bunk that service and salespeople sells to get the most $$$ out of you. My service manager flat out told me that it might be the difference of 1psi from hot to cold weather, which is completely negligible and this is snake oil we sell to people driving expensive cars (for reference our local temps fluctuate from 110f during summer to 20f during winter).",Have you ever heard of a little company named Boeing?
"Also, if you fail the first attempt, because the boss is pretty strong, then you've wasted a ridiculous amount of time/currency on nothing, don't even get a fucking challenge completed. I would prefer it if the splinters were more common but the drops were rarer.","I mean, it's meant to be hard and rare... It may be overtuned right now but it's still supposed to be difficult to run and expensive, it isn't supposed to be something you can just log in and do for fun like a yellow map"
"Pokemon was probably the most consistent thing my parents told me I would grow out of, from age ten to twenty one. I don't live with my parents any more, but I do still play Pokemon.",This.
Left the bar to be with my love.,Holy fucking shit i have the same bong-
Cults Mod Teaser #2,"I saw this game on steam that looked like room world called judgement, the gameplay I saw on it looked terrible but would love some aculty things in rimworld."
"Poseidon Deserves Attention An old meta mid laner that sees infrequent play in the SPL. Much about his viability is tied to how actives perform and how easily accessible they are. But, lets talk about visuals. Poseidon is a legendary, often highly spoken of God in mythology that has a difficult representation in Smite. He is an icon. An icon that deserves attention. It's about time Poseidon gets a complete HD Texture Overhaul. And the time spent will be well worth it to get the God of the Ocean as badass looking as his brother, Zeus. (Whose last remodel/HD update has done him justice) His model is fine, but he NEEDS to stop looking like a 1970s haystack drawing.",Give the man some nipples
only? avg it takes like 600 kills so how its only 1 bludgeon when he is at 1k kills?,He forgot this
every. fucking. time. And every time you put on nitro boosts it backfires the first time you use them.,"Best thing happened to me, when I nitro boosted to run up the PvP tower and it malfunctioned, it lifted me high enough to Fel Rush onto the ledge at the top of the tower."
Oh so Cinematic Mod?,but with 15 hours of Cutscenes.
My I'll find a use for the second one some day UW setup.,Is the top monitor mounted to wall or are you using any vertical mount for it?
"Oh he's gonna make some horrible decisions. I already know it. He's never made good staff picks, let's be honest here.",Maybe he will appoint a manager from Buffalo Wild Wings!
"'CIA created ISIS', says Julian Assange as Wikileaks releases 500k US cables",I thought obama and Hillary created it?
"Of all the horrible things Trump can and will do to the American people, did he really have to dig Newt fucking Gingrich out of the trash heap of the Republican Revolution and subject us all to him, all over again?",Trump heard that lizard people secretly run everything so he figured having a guy named Newt on his team might help him cash in on that.
My own personal theory is that Trump built the White House to store grain -Secretary Carson,The Pentagon was probably built as a launch pad for spaceships belonging to an ancient race of aliens
Glad I am almost 34 with bad back.,I'll just say I have terrible bone spurs and the dipshit in chief can go suck a fat one
"Most gop Christians aren't Catholic. You see all these other terms thrown around and unless it's capitalized it can be confusing. King, Lord, Prince, Lamb, Shepherd, Christ, Him, Yaweh, etc etc, some seemingly contradictory.",What about God-Emperor?
"They did the same in Saint Petersburg, FL and subsequently removed the cameras. One more reason why St. Pete is a better place to live than Tampa.",I really don't need a second reference point to know that Tampa sucks and I don't want to live there
"Don't worry, he'll be different when he's handling OUR money.",Donald trump is very careful and responsible with other people's money
"It was, like, the size of a horse.",Egyptian or European?
"Are planes OP ? I have a buddy who is losing his shit , I mean COMPLETELY losing it that planes are OP and there is no effective ways to take them down. He continues on the game is way too imbalanced and none of the sources to counter planes is reliable enough to be considered. Can I please get some Feedback , I love the game 100% and think it's fine with some small adjustments here n there but anyone able to provide a solid comeback to this concept of planes being too powerful ?","While there isnt lock on weapons, small arms do hurt planes now, and the AA guns emplaced on the map are amazing against them, very easy to aim and do damage very quickly... But you do have to get to them... They're not on your kit... But tbh planes weren't that big of an issue... Control point E on Sinai and control the skies!"
"A lot has happened since I was last here. And I mean a lot. I moved into a new place, changed my major... there's been a lot of drama and stress but now I have things to look forward to. I had a nice first day of school. My first class was a course for my new major. Although it was a very narrow change, I'm starting with the *one* course I missed. Anyway... yeah. I've been thinking about you guys a lot lately. Sorry for being a stranger.",What's the new major?
"The social panel guys are aware of this problem and we have this on our list. I personally think this feature is super important, especially for you solo q guys out there (trust me I get it). Once we have a chance to tackle more of the performance issues we'll be moving on to more things like this.","Yeah, how are we supposed to flame the guy if we can't even add him!"
"CRTC Chairman to Bell, Rogers, Telus about providing wholesale internet access to competitors: If the winds of change blow too hard and they refuse to bend in the wind, the tree may break at the trunk rather than lose a few leaves.",I'm sure ROBELUS is absolutely terrified!
"I have a fairly new mflb in very good condition, needs new batteries though. i could let it go for $60 plus shipping?","maybe a bit cheaper since it needs new batteries, just dont use it much"
Kenseth won on consistency. Jimmie won on luck.,"Newman nearly won on consistency in 2014, in this current format."
Phaseouts are usually scheduled to protect the boomers.,Killing mom - not a good idea
I'm not fascist.,"Dude you disagreed with a libtard, of course you are a fascist!"
"Every time I see of on a word that should've been a contraction, I have a little bout of internal rage. It gets to me almost as badly as seeing misuse of your/you're, to/too, or they're/there/their.",Ever Thyme Eye Sea Monkeys You Sing Spell Czech Aye Half Git Math Two
*Shh you're thinking too much just enjoy the nonsensical fluff*,me irl
China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,"I want to believe you China, but that's exactly what someone who invented climate change would say..."
Which one is the mom,The ugly one
"Advice/Rant: Nmom wants to bring meth head little sister to Thanksgiving So it's been a year since I've actually posted on here and I forgot my old account password and I'll get to why in another post.. (basically I was held captive and a slave for 11 months) No Nrents didn't try to help even though I screamed for help. So Nmom not caring about the emotional trauma, decided that having my WHOLE family come to my newly moved into house for Thanksgiving, including my criminal meth addicted sister who not only stole from us, she stole a car from Nmom, left a burnt spoon in Nsisters house and even admitted on several occasions that she was addicted to meth. I've informed Nmom that little sister isn't welcomed here, but she wouldn't listen. SO isn't going to be happy and he has informed me that he will call the police of she does show up. What can I do?",You can call the police when she shows up.
Can Anyone Explain How The Fuck This Happened?,TC and their shitty QA process
As much as I want to join in on this fun... Riven mods are a VERY counter-progrsssive system,Riven mods are the anti spiral.
"If I remember correctly, Todd Howard has said that he has given jobs to very prominent members in the modder community. at E3 last year when they announced Fallout 4, in an interview he said that on thing in Morrowind that he couldn't figure out how to do in the game's engine was decapitations. Then one day he saw where someone made a mod for it, and he contacted the guy asking how he did it and then turned around and offered him a job.",That's really awesome.
i wish i could get a job where i can play games. i dont even have a real break. i can sit for 5 minutes with the other guys in the smoking room but thats it. can you guys in america really chill as much at work?,no
Autimatic + Stewie. That way you can add another Asian to the roster if you wanted too.,too much asians and u become tyloo (16-0 never forget)
So like grape jelly on a donut display?,"If you don't trust me, his ex-wife worked for a small food manufacturer."
Never EVER use Internet Explorer!,"It's called Microsoft Edge, waaaaaaay cooler!"
"Indeed, remember 3.6% more from BU also means 3.6% less for Blockstream Core... once we approach the 50% thing will get pretty intense... get the pop-corn ready!","Yeah, that's awesome for Bitcoin, no progress and a stalemate"
1.8% of Brits would want Trump as their boss,98.2% of Brits DON'T.
'Rogue One' Premiere Targeted by Pro-Trump Street Artist,Trump's fans are Triggered by a Children's movie.
Hamstrings are no big deal as long as they take it slow and recover.,They can definitely linger though
Teenager you is smart. Adult me thanks teenager me every time I push the red button.,Adult me wants to tackle the remaining 240k in student debt before looking at 60k+ sports cars lol
Doug Baldwin is PFF's 4th highest-graded WR this season.,"If you're not first, you're a pedestrian."
Just Create a New acc?,it's JustANewAccountBro.
So we should legalize slavery 8),Legalize and tax!
"That woman, is the Queen. And we are still a monarchy mate.",aw strewth chuckunutha holden on the barbie for that bloke.
Or just don't leave? Same thing.,"Never went to center or Atlas Path before, gonna do it this time."
"Way off point. Stop trying to make this about me. Take another hard look at the issue at hand, focus your thoughts on that for a while instead of just trying to blindly defend it.","So, yes?"
"Suddenly it makes your dick-size problems less intimidating. It's not small, just ... *denser*.","You're definitely denser than the average person, yeah."
Sealclubbing Intensifies,b-but you have no armor so it's not op !
My very vintage Pyro loadout,No vintage dueling minigame or vintage vintage meryweather 0/10
"I have 1xCC1 and 2xCC2 for Distortion, a friend of mine really needs it. Hope you still have it!","I still have it, but I have a lot more crates then I do keys ha, if you gave me a couple keys or an item with similar value, I'd trade."
"They're both idiots. One of them demonstrated it well enough with all his cucked and MSM speech, and the other got the intro to physics problem wrong. v(x) = Ax^2 + Bx a = dv/dt = (dv/dx)\*(dx/dt) = v\*(dv/dx) a(x) = (2Ax + B)\*(Ax^2 + Bx) Simple.",jews = power is the only equation anyone should need
"What blew my mind was finding out you can graft almost any citrus tree to any other citrus tree. You can have a tree that bears limes, lemons, grapefruit, oranges, tangerines, tangles, etc. You can do the same with other categories, like apples, pears, or stone fruit, like peaches, apricots, etc.",I don't know if this is even remotely related but a friend of mine had an orange tree growing next to a lemon tree and the fruit the orange tree produced was some very tasty sour oranges.
so the problem was the Heavens benchmark not the GPU?,I think so.
Like Corbyn and McDonnell you mean?,"Yes, because Corbyn and McDonnel were the reasons the Blair administration fell apart, the reason Milliband lost the GE"
"It says anti-tank, not anti-personnel cyka! Now get on tank!",My sides have left me faster than the transmission on a Tiger.
"TIL That Saudi Arabia granted asylum to Idi Amin Dada, the most brutal dictator and mass murderer Africa has seen(In the modern era, since World War 2). Comparable to Pol Pot of Cambodia.","His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."
just a c9 fan theory post.. is Sgares retires from playing he has the potential to become an analyst for c9/ maybe coach (i dont think they need one) and only he has the power to unlock Skadoodles potential. imagine 2015 summer ska in the current c9 line up. brb gotta go change,"Don't think they will pick sgeres up, more likely to Judy continue with dazed"
"Warlocks can kill non-PVP flagged with the infernal There's a guy in the PVE server griefing alterac mountains killing lvl 30 alliances with the infernal, it can do damage even when you are not PVP flagged.",I think it can kill horde too.
I did. It is dubious. Am I allowed to show the patent here?,"I would think that showing a patent, or giving the patent number would be allowed, although I admit I am not an expert on Reddit policy."
"Watch_Dogs 2 is good, but online has far too many hackers...",You think your fucking funny?
There is a disabled model in the Target brochure,It's pronounced DIffERENTLYabled you fuckin retard
Kenny G.,Kenny Garrett?
How long is it until it will be done? Or is it not announced yet? Also will it be free credits?,"not announced doubt it, they never give them anymore"
What drugs?,Antipsychotics and SSRIs.
Snek off the wall.,vans are so sick these days i love them
Peacemaker might be a new coach? Peacemaker just tweeted out that he's finally signed his contract with a team that isnt an eu team that he's been keeping a secret. I've seen on r/globaloffensive that he was favoriting any optic related replies. So I quoted his last tweet at the point of posting this with the good old #GreenWall and he favorited as well. So he either could be coming to optic or he is a really good troll.,"Just keep an eye on the OpTic website, it will be announced there first and a day before it is supposed to"
I can't convince you guys that I'm not lying,Buy a portable polygraph machine
"Look what I found while looking for a Feebas, and it's the right nature!","Hey, that's Lana's!"
My college is making me take a Feminist coarse and I am struggling.,"Depending on where you live, you may be able to talk a lawyer into filing some type of suit against them to get them to drop the required money grab that has nothing to do with your degree."
Not really,"It's hoop-shaped, it's practically the same design!"
FCC is also the agency that regulates EMI standards and Declarations of Conformity in the US. This is so that the anti-theft alarm at the front of a store doesn't also stop your grandfathers pacemaker. They're also the ones that prevent me from building a cell phone jammer so I don't have to listen to people talking on their cells way too loud on the train. And prevent my HOA from making rules that disallow satellite dishes and aerial antennas. FCC regulations make it possible to use and electric tooth brush while watching tv without em interference. The FCC is far from a useless agency and it isn't just a telecom watchdog.,"So basically if the FCC is dissolved, everyone should build a homemade cell phone jammer for funsies?"
What the heck is this?!,Jamaican dance hall
When does ARURF Launch WHEN LAUNCH ARURF LAUNCH,I'd give it max 2 hours
"Knight feels like a Hero, Consular feels like a Jedi is how I explain my preference for Consular to people.","Knight has more of the same Spec-Ops feel to me that the Trooper has as well, he goes around behind the scenes of the jedi order and handles mostly in gray matter situations, in wich normalgoody tooshoes jedi can't act IMO"
"#PresidentDuterte: Ngayong presidente na ako, you should be careful. If you want attack me or lecture me, do not do it in public.",Sounds like a bitter mother-in-law
My Thai ESL student has eerily perfect printing,And you couldn't even get the fist check mark right...smh
The disappearing stick shift: Less than 3% of cars sold in the U.S. have manual transmissions,Sure it's fun to drive stick shift but how will I safely text and drive with it?
"Honestly, get an MPX. Maybe the best 9mm carbine ever. I know it doesn't take glock mags and doesn't answer your question but 9mm glock ar builds are plagued with last round bolt hold open problems.",Isn't it the general consensus that the CZ scorpion is better?
Hahaha give up on escaping :D,Giving up is my specialty
"All 3 services have the medic role you are talking about. They have different names for them in all 3 services and their roles do differ slightly. Medical Technician is the army's version you can find through DFR. RAAF has medical assistants, and Navy medical sailors. Source: currently on the course.","Aged care placement and care plans are integral to your role, make sure to pay extra attention."
I need some science on this... Someone go stab a person and report back to me!,"Fun fact, while filming The Lord of the Rings, Christopher Lee advised Peter Jackson on the exact sound someone makes when they get stabbed in the kidney, as he had done that as a commando in WWII"
#CreeperLogic,"Well op, should he?"
Maybe they were respecting his possession of the ball.,The ball is supposed to be in MY possession dammit
"With the 'perfect' driving logic there really isn't much of a benefit of them in most scenarios. They are there because removing them and taking advantage of that is basically like activating a cheat code. If you want traffic to flow better, yeah, take them out everywhere, but if you the challenges intended by the developer, then keep them in. That's the beauty of this game, you can play however you want. I personally like to build cities around realism rather than game mechanics so I keep them in wherever a real city would have them and replace them with priority signs in unbalanced intersections (say 2 lane intersected with 6 lane road for example), and occasionally remove completely if an intersection is completely killing traffic flow.","I have also noticed cases where a high traffic downtown intersection (4 way intersection of small 2+2 roads) can get snarled up pretty bad without traffic lights, but with them it makes sure not too many cars are in each others' way."
3 out of 4 of Netflix Subscribers Would Rather Cancel Their Subscription Than See Ads,The question posed should really be would they rather cancel their subscription or pay extra for no ads.
"Abort plan, I said ABORT PLAN!",Challenge Accepted
Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time,Finally beating that god-damned Water Temple without looking for help will be my greatest achievement in gaming.
"That's awesome! The next step is to meet up with the artist or have it mailed off to them to get signed. That way you can either have the signed card and the artwork, or both of them signed. Either way, that's super cool and thoughtful for your playgroup to do.","I agree, my commander is signed."
It's Strange.,"Indeed, very strange"
.5 ppr 12 team Pick 1 James Starks vs Washington Michael Crabtree vs Houston,crabtree no doubt
I counted 5 and a half.,"True, but I counted her Ugg boots as the remaining .5 dumbest things in the picture."
Pounds,So $100 bucks ;)
I just want to point out that I'm a senior at OSU and gameday has only been here once while I've been a student,too many cupcake schedules
"Smoking weed made* me smoke cigs *weed didn't make itself, realising that I like the process of smoking made it, saying that at the beginning so some of you don't get into the angry internet keyboard warrior mode So yeah, I was always against cigarettes. I just realised that recently, that I became one of there persons that I was totally against. Since early years, I was against smoking. I liked the smell of smoke, didn't feel bad when my father smoked cigarettes, and knew many side effects. With years the knowledge got even bigger, still not smoking, maintaining active lifestyle. Then came the weed. I enjoyed high. But started smoking more, like on a daily basis. I just loved the process. Grind. Mix. Roll. Smoke. Oh yeah, feels great. Soon after my usage became frequent, I started smoking cigarettes as well. Trying to quit it. I know, that going cold turkey with cigs is probably the most effective method, however I just like it too much. I am not as active anymore, I can feel with each activity the effects that cigarettes have on me, but still, I enjoy it too much. Guess I will be reducing it, hah, sure. Maybe one day.",so it IS a gateway drug!
*basket,"We're at buckets now, iirc."
isnt that on psp?,"its on both, the psp emulator graphics still kinda sucks compared to the ps3."
What are you looking forward to in 2017?,The new call of duty!
Dude you're just listing every theory. Jones doesn't go for all of that. Some of it is David Icke stuff. Some of it is metaphor. You gotta chill out man he's an entertainer. It's not as if he is talking to the President or anything.,you dropped this
"The Wikipedia article referred to above does state: The concentrations of xenon isotopes, found trapped in mineral formations 2 billion years later, make it possible to calculate the specific time intervals of reactor operation: **approximately 30 minutes of criticality** followed by 2 hours and 30 minutes of cooling down to complete a 3-hour cycle. A key factor that made the reaction possible was that, at the time the reactor went **critical** 1.7 billion years ago... It seems to be referring to Oklo at this point, but the article for Oklo implies there was no criticality.","It likely went critical and sustained a small nuclear reaction for a short amount of time, but it was never at a concentration that could explode."
"Damn hurricane got 0.33 seconds xD. I never see pidgeots defending over here so I haven't seen this myself, but I have a 78% Pidgeot 1743 CP with Steelwing/Hurricane. Surely will test it now. Prolly not too good to stay on high level gyms, but Good for leaving at newly conquered gyms for Lols and annoy opponents xD","First time I saw one he was surprisingly hard to beat, because hurricane is so fast and has practically the exact same animation as the quick move, except a tornado shows up after it is too late to dodge."
Purple Sweeper Ara51 16 keys,where's your steam profile...?
What is up with Canada when it comes to Hospital Tycoon?,"We just really like hospitals, don't game shame us."
This video gets everything STRAIGHTENED out about WEED. (WATCH if you're against it.),"Gee, I wonder if user SmokeADaKoosh is gonna be objective on the matter of drugs."
"Christianity is a long-standing cultural tradition which people are willing to die for. Pepe is a sad frog meme which has apparently been appropriated by white supremacists. You can classify the cross as a symbol of hate, but nobody is going to stop using it for that reason. A lot more people will stop using an unfunny meme if using it makes strangers assume that they are racist.","Yeah because if we've learned anything about the internet, it's that it's obedient and reasonable."
"Buff idea for Final Measure It should be able to defuse 2 or 3 grenades instantly and then have a 8 second CD. If you only defuse 1, the 2nd obviously come back after 8 seconds.",How about we buff its so that no enemy can throw grenades whilst you are wearing FM.
Other than UW and MSU being solid in both sports over the last decade...there really isn't anybody else that comes to mind. Baylor maybe?,Florida when they had Billy Donovan and Tennessee back with Bruce Pearl (waiting to see if he can do something at Auburn)
"When someone is used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.",Well said.
Still cheaper than resale costs.,might not be...shipping on shoes from germany to us is like 50-60$ min
cc verify verify you assholes!!!,Voted
What do you like about yourself?,"I'm not nice, but I try REALLY hard to be nicer."
Soviets States of United Amerika!,United States of Soviet Russia (USSR)
Plus everyone will think you're Russian and leave you alone.,Cyka blyat - Rush B!
Not what that was about,"You're right, we scored so many of their WMDs while we were there."
"The more you know about it, the more you will grow to love it. There are a TON of great fights and HL clips on Youtube...start with these names, some active, some retired (in no particular order) and you will be hooked; * Badr Hari * Ernesto Hoost * Gokhan Saki * Buakaw Banchamek * Giorgio Petrosyan * Peter Aerts * Remy Bonjasky * Tyrone Spong",Also: Andy Hug Mark Hunt Jerome le Banner Alistair Overeem (K1) Masato Mike Zambidis
Sorry but I cant afford gold right now. You would have deserved it.,"Give gold or stay silent, the golden rule of reddit."
You are now the character of your flair. What would you do in the JoJo universe?,Be the greatest stand user of all time!
Card reveal by Day and Cristal de Mana!,Kirin Tor finally viable!
"Ah, because capitalizing all the letters helps one to understand. You dumb animal.",WHOOOOSH
New Card - Kabal Crystal Runner,No taunt?
Has Petrino not done his time? Or do you believe he should have gone to prison?,Clearly he deserves the stockades
"no, Blank is a jungler",And he is still better than Huhi.
"So you're saying men aren't allowed to have opinions on embryos? I'm sorry, I didn't realize.","Yes well, now you know"
Who exactly are Devils fans?,Northern New Jersey fans that have been watching hockey for 5+ years.
No we call it autumn because we literally have autumn right now,But it's spring
After Bernie railed against Clinton's $12 minimum wage he now says he's willing to work with Trump on going from $7.25 to $10.,He's such a pragmatist!
Can my spring action SP02 M1911 be converted into semi-auto?,"Mancraft PDiK, at least HPA tap it."
First of all he said a case that we reccomend to protect his phone nothing bout looks ur opinion is fine if u don't like it I understand it was just a suggestion,And this was just an opinion.
"Not to go full triggered on y'all but honest question: what separates dragging from online bullying? It seems to me it's the people who are most concerned with bullying and social justice, both inside (Dani, Jason, Neeley) and outside (Twitter, tumblr), that do the most dragging or reading online. When Dani said she was going to drag Shelby and Mo when she got out and make their life a living hell, people were defending her on Twitter by saying you don't have to bully someone to drag them. But isn't the whole point of dragging someone to call them out on something and make them feel bad about themselves? Or self conscious in some way? How is that different for bullying? I don't know, I'm one of the few gay men it seems that isn't huge on RuPauls Drag Race so maybe I really just don't get the whole spilling tea culture, but I feel like people say some awful things about the houseguests AND other fans but then they just throw a Yas Hunty on the end, call it a drag and stick a gif on it and suddenly it's just fun?",It's just modern day heart blessing...
Miryo X Giant Pink - Rock Paper Scissors (Girls HIPHOP Dance Ver.),Man trainees are really young these days.
"Probably minimum wage. To be fair, all they do is stand around for hours waiting and usually they get fed. It's not hard work.",It seems a bit low for a dog and person.
So it works?,That's the real moral of the story.
u/pm_me_cheat_codes shares his best pm,"For anyone wanting to quickly figure it out it's the konami code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A."
"Private group I'm looking for a private group that isn't pvp, just to have other people around. Anyone got a group to suggest?","Mobius, and if/when you feel the urge to go into Open Play please don't do it."
Or food that has been soaking for a day or 2. brb gonna throw up in my mouth real quick.,"Don't worry, just get some tongs and drain the sink!"
"Baby Race; a new reality TV show in which couples all have sex simultaneously. The first to give birth wins $100,000.00",There would be so many divorces.
"As a lava user, I already hate hutters","As every non lava user, we hate you!"
Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter: NBC reported that pollen in the area caused #HackingHillary. They report it as if it's the first time it happened.,"Swamp Gas, Definitely Swamp Gas."
"Me, Myself & I",I am happy with how I see myself as a person OMG HUMBLEBRAGZZ
"Why? For pointing out that T_D is filled with horrible people, and so is Le_pen now?",Speak out and you'll be silenced in the new regime.
"pizza margerita from Capri, Italy",this is real pizza
Corsair - Please use this design for your next keyboard,colorizebot
I know how dare someone try to be successful!,"How dare someone try to be successful by being highly educated, hardworking, and a leader when they're not white!"
I don't know if this has already been posted or not because I saw it on Imgur but WTF,Wtf bro.
What movie is better than the book?,Dune.
Racist as fuck,Did you report him bro?
I think thugger is just used as the new spicy may may to reap that Karma,Oh that precious karma
"No, the perfect opening line would be: 'You have an opening, and I have a line.'","Only one line, though, so we'll have to share."
What is something that one is fine but two of them is complete overkill?,Funerals
Thanks! I know what I'll be watching tonight.,What time does it start?
Current DSiWare Downgrade: 1. Download game 2. Install hacked save 3. System transfer to unbacked 3DS 4. Use DSiWare's unrestricted NAND access to downgrade NFIRM (the program that prevents downgrades) 5. Use traditional methods to downgrade the rest of the software to 9.2 * Note that the only reason you need a second 3DS is because you couldn't use software to install the hacked save What this does: 1. Download DSiWare on unmodded console 2. Use software to install the hacked save 3. Downgrade NFIRM 4. Downgrade the rest of the software using traditional methods.,Does the traditional DSiware method make the cfw 3ds lose any data?
Day 9 of Trump's America.,wew you racist bigot
Where are people located that keep getting OnTrac and lasership? Located north of Chicago and never had either deliver to me. Only ever had ups and USPS and rarely FedEx and once UPS Mail innovations which was late and amazon refunded me for that one.,Never had them either most ever I get is USPS.
"Yeah, happens to me too. Knowing that comes with experience. At least Grux can lane extremely well.",Maybe too well but he's far more effective in jungle due to buffs (blue specifically) and not being in constant view of the enemy.
You. You're a Frood who knows where their towel is.,Well it is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
Want you gone but with floppy drives (ft GLaDOS),*crying* It it it was soooooooo beautiful.
"I'm a tall guy. People are fucking dick heads. I don't know what concerts you've gone to, but I've gotten kicked in the back of the legs more times than you can imagine.",Stop standing in front of all the shorties!
"FINALLY, Thank you so much Hi Rez. I have waited and waited and waited for all out assault to come back to the Motd, finally after avoiding every match of the day since the last All out Assault. Finally I see it again in all its glory and I played nothing except that for the entire night. Everyone wants the same god .... 5 Nu Wa is OP as fuck. Build an extra 40% CDR and watch as your minions keep wrecking the tower while you spam laugh standing outside of danger. Different gods, Guan Yu is the way to go. Build the extra 40% cooldown and heal heal heal and heal, nonstop plus ult every 20 some odd seconds so your cannons can nuke away. I just love this Motd and wish it would come around more than once every 3 or 4 months.",One apollo/thor/thanatos/loki four athena/nox prepare your anus
So this means we are going to run on 1&2 down every drive?,Tosses only
"Awe, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the crib. It's okay, we all look like idiots sometimes, today was just your day, sweetie.",Maybe he should sleep in a less shitty crib
Curious what true Trump supporters feel about this.. I mean true American Trump supporters must think this is as fucked as Shillary's forgein ties right?,**YOU LOST**
"Think about this. If it was that wet, tons of cars have already gone by there. That wall would be soaked. Also that person would have had to been pressed right up to the wall for it to silhouette that sharply. Definitely shopped.","You all are assuming its from water, but what nobody is considering is that it could be a nuclear bomb silhouette."
List that will make you tingle Give me offers that will make me want to mingle (;,Hearts boost for keys?
I... I have an iPhone. It was a genuine question and now I'm getting downvoted. I didn't say anything about Android.,"A quick off-the-top-of-my-head but serious answer, though, is: image processing (lots of fancy features in the camera and photo apps - like face recognition) need lots of processing sound processing - for apple like Garageband, plus Siri does a lot of audio preprocessing Games - these really benefit from the improved GPU as much as the CPU Saving battery life by doing all the little stuff as fast as possible and going back to sleep."
Old cars really aren't that heavy. But they're heavy in respect with their stability and chassis strength. Weak af but pretty light. 2nd Gen camaro weighs around 3300.,I guess I forgot the lack of safety equipment and modern amenities really save a ton of weight off the bat
More of my favourite HW colour scheme (mail call).,"Blue cards, blue cars, gold wheels... Definitely some aesthetically pleasing display pieces!"
"Am I the only one here who likes all maps ? I like all the maps, but what is more important is the variation of maps, it's never get boring. My favourite map is Blackheart's Bay, Warhead Junction, and I'm fine with Garden of terror too. I don't understand the hate for those maps I mentioned, and for the large map pool.",The only map I dislike a lot is garden of terror.
Unbelievable Knife Skills,Thankfully this has never been posted before and isn't posted every other day
so when obama supporters voted for him in 08 they were all homophobes who were okay with him thinking marriage was between a man and woman only?,Did John McCain offer an alternative position?
"My fiance played Overwatch while I was at work. Afterwards, I asked who she played and got this response.",Probably widowmaker
If what you have said about DDs is true I agree with you on that part. However it puts you in a spot if you can't kill a target if you're presented one,"I've definitely done it at least once, 1 torp hit is enough to saturate the area and then it's practically immune to further damage"
"No, that's a glitch since Season 2 (June/July)..You get no points, renown, nothing...just another bug Ubisoft cannot fix and won't..enjoy your weapon skins though :) lol",Ah okay thanks!
Nuke. It's a node based compositing program,#I NEED TO GET THAT RIGHT NOW!
My left eye twitches sometimes- I ha e strabismus. Does this mean I'm going to go all fucking Terri Schiavo at a moments notice???!!! Help me internet doctors !!!,"If you had a blood clot in your brain before (like Hillary) and now you have strabismus, then indeed you need to see the Doc asap."
Who am I kidding its nowhere near LA.,We're called the LA of the North for a reason ya know
"Exactly. I've heard of people grinding out for something like 9 hours? Absolutely crazy, but the rewards are mighty.","I wouldn't even trust Forza not to crash for an hour long race, let alone 9 o.0"
Divorce in U.S. Plunges to 35-Year Low,"Damn millennials, ruining America's divorce industry"
"I'm so glad the trio are back. The humor, cars, and really everything were beautifully presented. I'm a little worried the show concept is a bit much, traveling the world and all. It's like the awkwardness of Conan leaving New York City. Even though there was plenty of globe trotting in Top Gear, it mainly centered in Britain and that gave it a homey feeling. That said, I'm immediately impressed with Grand Tour. Here's hoping Amazon keeps the show going!",Pretty sure they already committed to 3 seasons.
Kind_Devil,What woman in the right mind *wouldn't* wanna talk to someone as *suave* as Kind_Devil?
**That's gonna hurt Louisville's playoff chances.**,"if last week is any indication, they'll probably drop one spot."
"Yeah, I feel like I've wasted hours of my gaming time waiting for a Zarya to use her ult. I could probably ult and build another ult before our Zarya uses hers.",And that's why team communication is important folks!
"Lol I agree. I don't even use DS since I think it's an unfair perk, but the number of dudes with unrelenting and stbfl is annoying. Might just start instant dcing to those guys if I'm obsession.",Or you can play the game cause that's what it's here for... Not every meta will favour you hence why it's called a meta just learn to play around it and have fun!
"Kryssie explaining to Scott, the superfan, how to play the game. why can't she leave already???","Scott is a wikipedia superfan, he doesn't actually know anything about the game."
Good call. If Australia had not let in all those immigrants Sydney would not have gang shootings on the streets.,This is why the government disarmed all the whites
"hey! Our state is not that small ! We got Microsoft, Amazon, hipsters, hendrix, produce 70% of US hops... but I know what you're saying haha",The best part about it is you had all of that before it was cool!
"That is so funny. I arrived in Hvar this year to a downpour. Hvar is supposed to be the sunniest place in Europe. They have one of the four sun observatories in the world on that island. Congrats on the fish. From what I saw of Croatia, it is tough going.",Tough luck mate :) but whats tough going about cro?
Za Warudo,KONO DIO DA!
Why don't they do all the fitting out and finishing touches before floating it?,Probably to free up space to build the next one.
karma maybe,don't be a dick
"What do you do while the Krugs split? Whenever I split the Krugs, I whip out the ol' oven mitts and begin baking myself that favorite pumpkin pecan pie. And then once it's in the oven, I prep the fireplace, cozy up on the sofa, and watch some good ol' Netflix. Normally I can get through half a season before they land! Wbu?",I re-watch the whole DragonBall Z (old one) series while waiting
"Not only that, It has a cooldown so low that your only hopes of escape are a lucky TP. And lucky meaning that she doesnt get crits on you while you try to escape.","Which happens everytime, same for crits on low hp heroes"
Best chinese cartoon of the deacade,You forgot your
"Stockholm, Sweden",Nacka!
"Oh fuck you man. I just woke up, it's 7 am here, I haven't been awake this early in years, I'm tired, the coffee has not yet hit my brain, and your flair was flashing at the precise moment my eyes would move while reading, leading me to believe something was wrong with my eyes, like having funky blindspots or something. I will regret this comment ^later. How do I make flashies?",You tear of your shirt really fast after a winter without any tanning.
"A petty/minor one, but I think YouTube videos should have to actually include the thumbnail at some point.",that would still leave you with the shitty ass clickbait titles
An Amish horse team pulling out a tanker truck,YeeHaw Motherfucker
mfw these people vote (in real elections),"people wonder why some countries have dictatorships, and then you realize democracy means these people have just as much of a voice as you do..."
"Pretty sure they've got a sale on right now. Try the FALLTIME discount code, should be still going. Also, are you getting your prices from Blendrunner? Bc pretty sure they're wrong on there.","Sales make sense for a one-time purchase, but if you plan on using it longterm it'll still cost more."
"Arabs are Semitic, not Caucasian. Turks are basically European and Anatolian peoples who converted to Islam with just a sprinkle of Turkic drowned into the mix.","Turks were invaders to Anatolia, not its original inhabitants."
"Yes but it didn't cause the pretending to be mute, that was me thinking hey it'll get me out of speeches","Well, regardless, allow the armchair therapists of Reddit to inform you of how it really is, rather than what you, an individual whose dealt with this for years, think."
I wish I could put off my work duties for a whole year.,They don't make 6 figures a year for *nothing*.
"That awkward moment when.... So, i bought my giftee a present from amazon so i could save on shipping, but i wanted to send them something from my country, so i decided to go to the souvenir shop and buy a postcard and send them. while choosing the postcard a bottle of wine caught my eye, and i ended up buying the postcard and a bottle of the most famous, expensive wine my country has to offer. its a tiny souvenir bottle that maybe will fill one glass. i was happy about it until i got home and realized that i have to ship it now, oh boy, the sipping costs are higher than the price of the bottle, this escalated quickly! xD",Look to see if your country has a price comparison website for shipping.
Row over McDonnell's Brexit comments threatens Labour truce,I'm sure this is all the fault of those nasty Bitterites
How old? (I ask because I have a Minolta Dynax 9 that I don't use anymore :-),If it still works then it's good for me!
Use any grenade with a presence of mind. most grenades can hurt you with the initial impact!,"Or if you're a Hunter, with the team tRIPmine..."
Can you do that anyways by streaming your plex library to your tablet? The network replaces local storage.,yes but localised copy is better than a bandwidth intensive resource.
"I waited for CommentNoire to respond to my attack. I really thought I pulled his buttons. If you ask me these shitty novelty accounts have it coming but nobody ever asks me, not even the drakness. It only colds me. Numbness. I drinked some of my energy drink and felt its warmfness, its electric. I sit up with the laptop perched on my rotund stomach and disturb the accumulated rubbish by my bed. It shaked. It shaked like he imagined CommentNoire shooked with anger. It made me smiled. So I waited and pulled my robe closer to my body. It was blue.",This is just like the time wildsketch fought shitty watercolor
And how do you know those rape gangs exist? Any evidence?,Like in general or specifically in Germany?
"Heisman Race After Louisville just got stomped out, is Lamar Jackson still the runaway favorite for the Heisman? Who else is in the race?",I say Khalid Hill - 2.5 pts per carry!
Which Member of Vulfpeck Are You? (personality quiz),"I was hoping to get Joe, and I did!"
"Yup, and now it looks like they're switching back again.",So you didnt know that and are now scrambling to make it sound like you knew what you are talking about.
This seems to be more open these days. Did it always happen or are we becomeing a nation of cucks?,"It's always been there, but thanks to feminism we no longer have a polite society."
The Warcraft III World Championship is around the corner. And the commentator duo from Back2Warcraft wants to cover all of it.,"thanks to you guys I re installed wciii and now my son is playing roc campaign this is a game, not dat slapdash minecraft"
Stamkos.,You dropped this
Galactic Tour: MISC Ships!,How come this video doesn't show up in their YT channel?
Until one day there's a layer of ice under the snow and it smashes out someone's windshield or even kills them.,"Yeah, I'm sure that'll happen one day."
What would your ideal ingredients for guacamole be?,"Not who you asked, but I enjoy just around two avocados + half a lemon juiced + a bit of minced garlic + a small dollop of plain yogurt for smoothness."
"The meltdown is starting, sit back and watch!",Stage one - shock and denial.
"24 election results that will disgust you to your core | Lots of comments about grabbing pussy, deporting people, the wall, the n word, and just overall racism and sexism",Shocking!
"UCSF is primarily a medical and research school, they don't really have a IT program.",Too bad University of California has no resources or ability to work with other schools in the state.
"Genres or sub-genres, you feel are underrepresented in the collection? I'd personally like to see more musicals or films within the 70s exploitation spectrum. What say you?",I would like to see more video collections like the Beastie Boys one - it's the only one in the collection and it's been fifteen years since that release and nothing since.
jk jk im not Malia but i still know,"Oh, you had me there for a minute"
Don't tell me what to do.,It's your life.
So it's basically deluxe sample sizes you could get for 500 points???,For $25 such a great deal!
"How was Donald Trump supposed to vote for a war if he wasn't a politician at the time? Doesn't it bug you that Pence and almost all of Congress also voted for the war in Iraq with Hillary? Does it bug you that Trump had to be told repeatedly why we can't have nukes, said other countries should have more nukes, said he would target the families of suspected terrorists, said he would blow up a boat full of people for flipping us off, and said he would bring back torture? Yes, Hillary voted for the Iraq war and has repeatedly acknowledged that it was a mistake while Trump repeatedly talks about his desire to kill people and commit war crimes. Why do you think Trump is better than Clinton?","He gun bring back coal jobz, n he gon make us rich lik him is!"
What do you own that gives your age away?,Nintendo GameCube was my first console.
"Asians value school learning, which tends to undermine the GOPs current set of positions. It's hilarious, because just like Hispanics, they're very much naturally conservative as a culture.","the problem with the GOP is that their voter base is xenophopic and hostile towards minorities, so even well to do minorities dont want to vote for them."
"I'm thankful for the protected wilderness we have on our beautiful planet. Glacier Peak, Washington, USA.","Jeez, the trees are so far from each other on such a wide open landscape... It is like a fantasy world!"
Donald Trump seen calling for Muslim registry in new video despite denials,Thank you people who voted for him and people who stayed at home.
"Target or Amazon? I'm pending start date at Amazon but I just got a call today for seasonal Target DC. If I do good with Target and they offer me a job, should I go with them or stick with the Amazon offer?",Amazon pays more and Target seasonal isn't going to lead to a full time position.
"when I walk out of rumble ulti it still ticks for 1-2 times? and im die why? if u read the ult it doesnt say it will stick onto you for longer, but when I walk off of it it still damages me! bug or intentional?","Rumble could be running deathfire touch keystone which causes a burn for %health damage, or Lissandry's."
"I know, I am the reason.",Why are you bragging about being the plight of society?
I think they count the age of the oldest account for more than the average age of all your accounts.,"Very possible, I'm just saying they don't ignore the average."
"What are some books with a similar tone to Scott Pilgrim? I'm thinking something lighthearted, with a cartoony art style, and with video game-y sequences. What are some books that fulfill at least two out of those three?",CHEW
No if you buy Origins edition now you have to wait several agonizing months while doing the Sombra ARG (basically watching countdowns) before you get her. Ana will just randomly show up in your game at some point down the road as well.,Is that why mine is grayed out every game?
Haikyuu!! Ch. 228,I thought I was the only one that did what Hinata did Going from standing to lying down while continuously setting the ball :P
uhhh... there's a sentence you don't see every day.,"Why, the Ossis have ruined everything :("
"Sure, of course there is no voter fraud. But he said there is. So all the Trumpbots should be asking for an audit of this election.","Youre right, we should be auditing all 50 states, especially CA, not just the ones that Trump won against pollsters beliefs (though Michael Moore called those states two weeks before the election, so theres that)."
Hamsters experimenting centrifugal force,Main servers farm primary power system for MMO games.
"So when 2.6 goes out , we should get the planning update for a expected date release of 3.0?","So when 3.0 goes out , we should get the planning update for a expected date release of 4.0?"
"If I see one more commercial normalizing blacks as nice, respectable, middle class family people that basically act and behave like Whites but with black skin, then I'm going to lose my fucking mind.",Please report it to the admins and tweet at some prominent journalists so that they bring that nazi cesspool into news and can finally be shut down.
"Um, the Chevy Bowtie is backwards...",It's a Red Cross emergency vehicle
Scenestering is gay. What you listen to doesn't make you better than anyone else. I'd rather hang out with a cool dude that likes nickleback than a pretentious douche who's into prog.,That is such a Skillet thing to say
Reminder: Possible Klinsmann replacement Arena is against foreign-born players,"Arena obviously is Trump who is obviously Hitler, who is obviously Columbus."
Canadian cannabis legalization task force releases full recommendations report.,They need it to fully watch the show for the next 4 years.
Rebel Pearl - Vancouver's Stormcrow Alehouse,Jerkface Pints: Served dressed with salt.
I think it's possible to acknowledge Trump being better than Clinton while also acknowledging that he could very well be a shit tier garbage president as well.,Name a president that wasn't shit tier garbage...
I have a feeling the alt right did not write this....,FALSE FLAG AMIRITE?
"Nobody tried downshifting their transmissions to slow down? It looks pretty steep by looking at the terraced walls, but some control could have been had - instead of just locking the brakes up and hoping.","Yeah, that totally would have made a difference..."
So 100% of women?,5/7 == 100% ?
wasnt the one where the guy was parking in the slanted space the cyclists' fault? he looked to attempt a pass on the right,"yeah, exactly."
Not even a 1080? Why even waste your time?,You dropped this
What song is your anthem?,Anthem of the lonely by Nine Lashes
Probably a dirty Argonian.,Eat Kaoc
My guess would be because it's a replay. In actual game Sombra was visible and as such there's nothing impressive or funny about this.,Yet its showing the infra-sight effect on everyone else.
Skye.....without hair...?,"Wow, I didn't know a tumour could get cancer!"
"(Spoilers Published) What are this sub's thoughts on Arianne Martell? I noticed she got voted into Watchers on the Wall's top 60 ASOIAF characters, yet I never see anyone talk about her. Personally, I love Arianne and I wish we could see more of her. I love how much she's torn between her duty to her father and kingdom, and her determination not to be robbed of her birthright. It's also nice to see a woman in this setting who isn't constantly threatened with rape (Dorne in general is nice for that. I love Dorne). I really hope she has a bigger role to play in TWOW onwards (Arianne of House Martell, First of her Name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men... I can dream).",I hate everything to do with Dorne.
"Living in New York, people casually talk about fucking hating Trump in passing, and I see an awful lot of Clinton signs.","From casual observation on Long Island, they are for Trump."
Donald Trump Announces Pro-Common Core Betsy DeVos as Education Secretary,Breitbart trying to gain a veneer of independence during the transition so that they can basically become state media after the inauguration.
"The problem then is that lax policies in one state have a huge effect on other states. If California tries to require background checks for all sales (currently about a third of sales have no background checks), but you can easily bypass that by going across the border to Arizona, then a lot of guns from Arizona are going to end up in California. And if you leave it to the states, then some states are going to make it even easier to buy guns without background checks than it is now, making the problem even worse.",Well it's going to be much better with the republicans running everything.
"I could have sworn that I saw the 10-million-downloads logo on Allo recently, but now it's at 5 million. As a non-fan of Allo, I find that ~~hilarious~~ interesting.","Be patient, it's barely been out!"
Too bad I'm a raiders fan no yawning for me.,"Oh so he's not yawning, he's actually gasping in horror because you just stabbed him!"
No that's getting real big and taking one of those photos that makes a far thing look like a really close thing. But shill-lift photography should work!,I don't know how holding up Hillary Clinton to take a photo would make this picture look better.
I think they dislike water.,Look at all that free protein!
You're high/drunk and hungry. What food do you order in?,There are two kinds of people: Those whom order pizza while drunk/high Those whom have never been high/drunk
Northern Cross vs Snowspell Strike,THE TIME AS COME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Reddit suckered by cop PR. Again.,THOSE FUGGIN DEVIL POLICE
Existing with a penis.,Story?
what if that shiny had perfect IVs and Pokerus?,1/forgetaboutit
We finally have all the evidence we need to prove that Super Smash Bros is not a canonical Fire Emblem game!,"On the contrary Awakening is not canon, smash 4 is"
"DRUDGE REPORT: Desegregated Schools, Prosecuted KKK Boss...",What a fucking racist
"Thats because new mexico isnt really part of the US. New mexican here, were actually all illegal immigrants, even the 10th generation americans. Dont trust us!",Brown skin = illegal or terrorist There is no in between
"I'd consider that the perfect move in that situation. Shows you're willing to do as you're told, but also know what you're doing.",The issue was apparently the pump and coils and whatnot are not supposed to run empty
Are some bishops in the Amoris debate still fighting the last war?,"Allen just can't help himself, dividing the Church into liberals and conservatives."
"I know we give Bernouts lots of crap, but this BernieBro had a pretty savage comeback!",Is that aids Skrillex son?
Are you going to try to make noise while skins offense is operating? You can do all those things you list at someone's home or at a bar.,Sure we can but we will be in the area and its an opportunity to check out a stadium we will most likely never have the chance to see again.
What part of subtle bend that's invisible to the eye did you not understand?,yeah but are they visible?
Read reply on uh-other uh-comment,I dont want to expand all
Malaysia 2016 race start,There goes Rosberg's championship...
Fun fact: The Jonestown mass suicide for which you are referring to happened 40 years ago today!,really fun
"Remember, Clinton Foundation actually does real things and saves real lives. Trump Foundation is just Trump's personal slush fund. And no transparency on who or how much gives to Trump Foundation. The hypocrisy frustrates me to no end.","That painting was real, and those lawyers he paid I am sure they needed the money"
"Ex Spl Player and Coach's View on the Grind to Become a Pro, and What Being a Pro Means.","I love Cabom, hes a good guy."
Revolutionary Communist in the US starterpack,I see the cover photo for the latest edition of the Industrial Worker!
"That's easy, all you have to do is be some lame-o jock who peaked at 17 and never got over his glory days tossing around a dead pig's skin and rubbing sweaty bodies with his bros. Then you have to quit the drugs and lose that belly and stop abusing your wife and stay away from the damn high school and apply to some jobs. Also, if you're so keen on randomly capitalizing things of no importance, go into politics/the law, you'll fit right in.",Somebody got shoved in their locker by the football players in high school.
Why the hell did we extend Austin by paying him all that money ?,Because he's essential to our offense with those end arounds and short screen passes for 2 yards
"AMD really should push a strong marketing campaign to break down those prejudices about bad drivers, high temperatures, etc. I think we can all agree that AMD really should push a strong marketing campaign to break down those prejudices about bad drivers, high temperatures, noise levels, power efficiency, etc. because many people don't go AMD due to these reasons they think are true.",Give me decent linux drivers that don't nuke my ttys from orbit then we'll talk.
MMOs take around 7 years to develop. This has been in dev for 2.,"No no no, it should be done regardless because the Internet demands it"
American roundabouts are counter-clockwise.,That depends on if you are looking at the front or the back of the clock.
"We let a fox stay the night in our henhouse, but don't worry. He told us he was a vegetarian",Just give him a chance.
"Managed to pack Heaton, Suso and Defoe in my fut champions pack today so im praying for those requirements lol",Red informs don't count as TOTW ):
470 is THE shit = it's good 470 is shit = it's bad,What does 470 is a shit mean ?
"I don't know about any such studies either, I tried LSD a couple of times this year but just for fun. I don't know if it had any effect relevant to autism, but I'm pretty sure it made me more radical. It's like acid made me realise that I had a false understanding of what society is, it made me realise that society can be changed not just through some convoluted political process.",Every time I drop acid I end up having my mind blown thinking about Marxism and historical materialism.
"No, they're be backwards incompatible. Why not just update to 9.7?",Piracy
Sleep without dreams is like death,"Never thought of it that way, but yes, in a way it is."
"Holy shit, I expected the headline to be hyperbole. Mike Pence literally had his lawyers fuck over one couple in particular. He couldn't overlook one woman literally on death's door? Just let her see her wife before she dies, ass.","I'm sure he's a good guy, otherwise Trump wouldn't have picked him."
"Well, it seems the liberals have already accepted the fact that Trump is going to be the next President. Hilarious.","Yes, having conversations about the electability and qualifications of a person of course means that Democrats have given up."
Peanuts compared to the amount of money he'll make while being President.,"But his kids will be running everything, he won't talk to them at all!"
South Carolina vs. #13 Syracuse,Did Thompson just try and shoot a 3?
"crushed ice, frozen fruit and plenty of non-concentrated juice (even though we use a very syrupy concentrate). i work at jamba juice i know these things!",Proportions?
"Driving through American small towns always makes me a little uneasy for that reason. You never know whether or not you might get Deliverance'd that day, or stumble on some sort of weird cult.","Oh goody, they are holding the Lottery drawing and the out of towner conveniently wins to be sacrificed for this years crops."
It would consistently get you laid tbh,BRING ME ANOZZER
Any of y'all playing this one? I've been wanting to play a sanctioned tournament and this is first chance I'll have. 3 Rounds at Roy G sounds like a long weekend.,yup!
"Letroy Guion fined $9,115 for hit on Mariota.",1/3 the fine for a bigger hit... It's because he's black isn't it?
I'm not asking them as if you're a Trump supporter. I'm asking them to you because you said they were a solid plan. I'm asking you why you think it's a solid plan because it makes no sense to me and therefore I'm sceptical it's actually more than rhetoric. I'm not an American. I don't really care about your politics. I just don't understand how this would work.,I'm not an American either but as I mentioned it is a solid plan if you want to temporarily kick start a local economy as was demonstrated the last time it was used.
Ave! True To Caesar,PROFLIGATE
"Calgary End of Season Post Welp, it was a great season boys. I think we surpassed expectations, and every game, excluding the last one, of the finals was a one goal game. I'm very proud of the team, despite the loss. We had three people on our core team that were on their second seasons, going up against seasoned veterans. I had a blast this past season, and hope you guys did too. **DrSlugger:** You came in clutch in the playoffs, and did great during the regular season. One thing I noticed is how you helped out defensively, which I think a lot of people missed. Hope you keep playing and get a starting spot in the LHL. By the way, if the Irish liked potatoes so much, why was there a potato famine? :) **MasterMetroid:** You were a rock on D. You were our only consistent dman, with a rotating supporting cast of Riven, PK, Gregors, and Pylon. You were a leader in the locker room, and a great presence to have. **Kill Pessel:** Wew lad, had a great time with you this season. People doubted your skills, as did I, but you could've gone first overall. If not for Nikas, you would've easily been the steal of the draft. You're the person we could depend on to consistently get a goal every game, and you were a monster. I don't think you're going to get a starting spot LHL next season, but I believe you deserve one. Also, good luck with the targets in your basement. **SirGregors:** Liked having you in front of me so much on ROU, I had to bring you back. While I initially expected you to be playing more games at the beginning of the season, you improved a ton, even taking on as awkward position of a position as LD at the end of the playoffs. You improved tremendously, and it was great having you on my team again. Despite having you on the team again, there was never a game this season where I thought, Feels like a ROU game, boys. ;) **RivenX:** I was glad you fell to me in the fifth round, and didn't even realize you were there until right before picking you. You were a solid defenseman I could always trust, and you were great to have in TeamSpeak. I was sad that you wanted to go to SDG, but I'm glad you got to have fun over there. **pkpaching:** I didn't even realize you hadn't been drafted until you messaged me, and got you in free agency right after the draft. You were great in game, providing both offense and defense to our team, and I'm sorry that it ended like it did. I hope you can start playing goalie again in the LHL. **Pylon:** I acquired you for Riven, and I'm sorry that you didn't get to start. While you were capable, I liked the chemistry between Metroid and Gregors and liked how the team was going. You filled in for me when I couldn't handle my lag anymore, and I greatly appreciate that. I'd also like to thank you for showing up during the playoffs, despite not getting played. I hope you keep improving and make a big mark on the RSL next season. **Kanye West:** Like I said when I acquired you, liked having you so much on Toronto I figured I'd get you on Calgary. You got some playing time and definitely proved you could hang in the RSL. Unfortunately, our offense was too stacked with kill and Slugger for you to get a starting position. I think you could steal a starting position next season in the RSL, and you've definitely improved from the start of the season. Have fun at Whole Foods. **MapleSyrup:** You didn't get much playing time, in fact only one period, because I was able to make every game. Regardless, you were always there if I needed you, and I appreciated that. I know you've retired, but you were definitely on the cusp of breaking into the RSL. **FatSquirrel:** Everyone's probably wondering, What? FatSquirrel wasn't even on Calgary! While he may not have been, he was the first person I'd always consult before making a decision for my team. He helped me with the draft, and was always there when I was wondering what to do with my team. On top of all that, he took the time to shoot on me and make me a much better goalie. My SV% didn't increase until he started shooting on me, and I wouldn't be as good as I am without him. As I said, was a great season boys. I had a great time, and wish you all the best in your future seasons!","Thanks for the drop, thanks for the shoutout."
Distracted Civic driver rear ends Chevy Spark,I like how the cammer needlessly cut someone else off to pull over.
"I'm going to the USA in January, a trade function would be nice ...",What part of America will you be in?
"I see you're already getting an S but for people that find this thread in the future with the same issue: its a fire hazard, go the the Microsoft Accessory Replacement.",Is it free?
You know I'm kinda feeling okay right now,There can only be one true Wildcats
Really? How did you feel NYT's reporting was biased?,Rush Limbaugh said it was biased.
Cat.,Cat.
"When Jokipakka was playing third pairing minutes for us it was stupid how good he was. No mistakes, moved the puck well. As reliable as it gets.","Kevin :), Some people here have started to call him George now."
It's okay to laugh at them.,keep on rollin' baby
Samsung tells users: Turn off your Galaxy Note 7 phone NOW,"Law Abiding Citizen, anyone?"
"Don't even include a Super-Mega-Speed-Up-Your-Phone-And-Save-Battery ButtonTM. 0/10, not as good as Clean Master.",Ididnt get ur sarcazm cuz u aint wrote
probably same trumpists downvoting this so they arent embarassed.,Or just normal people who don't want this shit in every subreddit.
Someone really likes Doncaster players,Must be investing for POTM Allen
"Why must artsy fartsy type movies insist upon being slow and dull? Not a horror film, but I'll use Only God Forgives as an example.",What makes you say it's artsy fartsy?
"You guys dont realize there is only so many things you can say hell no to. You are going to see the entire tax system reformed, and it will only require 51 votes in the Senate.",The party of fiscal responsibility.
When you delete a folder from the resource pack that is probably useless anyway,See no difference
Because nickels are too expensive,5 times more expensive to be exact
The horse is white?,What does race have to do with anything?
Bad songs to play when someone dies,Obligatory Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper
"I play with MeSoSneaky and a few other diamond players and they ALL hate crunch in the jungle. Personally I am absolute garbage with him, but everytime I see an enemy Crunch jungling Im invading every chance I get. @jacobCTRL - what elo are you?","Not that high, so I can't speak for that tier, but I've found that when I do get invaded, Forward Crunch gives me enough time to escape to a tower, although it seldom happens anyways."
Disavventura per Matteo Salvini in Russia: fermato (e poi rilasciato) per uno striscione contro Renzi,"Rilasciato dopo una chiamata della minetti in questura, pare sia passato come uno dei figli illegittimi di trump"
Gegard Mousasi with some strong words for Conor McGregor.,"I want this qoute to be my flair damn it, Mods please make it happen"
What IPAs do you have on tap?,Bud Light.
Fel rush Working as intended,Fel rush to me has been the new Hunter barrage
"She gains 25% move and has a cleanse, always has mana once you hit level 5, and you usually build hp items such as warlock, and rod of ass claps.",Yeah but in Conquest if you hit level 5 without getting killed at least once than the enemy team is doing something terribly wrong.
"Balanced if you don't play Tusk, Brood, or Phantom Lancer feelsbadman",What are those?
RED DEAD REDEMPTION II - FALL 2017,witnessed
This comment offends me and should be censored to protect my feelings and shield me from differing opinions.,"yea, x2 need to ban so i can't see it"
should I post proof?,scouse that
FAIR is full of shit. Read the quotes in context.,Well Orson Hyde published a pamphlet on the first vision well before this quote
A little of topic but does anyone know where i can get those boots?,Danner's website sells them but they're about $200US and really not worth that much.
Gaming on a fully loaded new Macbook pro,Money well spent
It's like 2008 all over again,At least this time Russia doesn't have outdated vehicles that brake down on the road.
Venezuelan Congress Declares That President Maduro Has Staged a Coup,Really Nicolas?
"Damn, man. She's sucking that dick like it killed her parents.",And the Pulitzer goes to...
"To quote the stronghold of security: Yes, there are no cheats in Runescape.",People complain about new training methods devaluing skills because they are faster while Jagex continue to shill out crappy Promotions where they hand out XP on a platter.
Liberals have a bad habit of attacking Republicans in theaters.,"But the parties switched, 'member?"
I just don't get how people thought a billionaire who lives at the top of a skyscraper in NYC with his name on it is somehow a man of the people.,"but emails, and bernie just bought a house"
What the hell is an electric kettle?,How the fuck do civilised people live without an electric kettle?
"Unstable, impatient customer off his mental-illness meds with a racist history blowing up against a Starbucks employee who is very likely Hispanic/Latina and fits his criteria for discrimination and abuse. No matter how you swing it the facts are stacked against him.",I never thought in the end it would be the Republicans who need safe spaces and trigger warnings.
Fake News,This is well thought out and insightful commentary.
I am keeping hope that Cade is like a messenger of the Devil and not the Devil himself. Usually over 22 episodes the season is split in three phases. Since it's a shortened season I will split it in two and hope that the Sirens and Cade are the first half and in the midseason finale we will get introduced to the Devil and hopefully the death of one of the sirens and/or Cade.,"only 16 episodes this season ... so 170 altogether and TO is supposedly only 13, possibly another season with 9 tough i dont think that will happen"
"here comes the circlejerk, only kripp/day9/kibler is allowed to be liked in this sub",you forgot toast
EDGY youth posing in infamous location (comic sans warning),The real cringe here is comic sans
He's literally talking to world leaders without briefing on unsecured lines.,BUT EMAILS.
"and really hard to play, especially in lane","It really isn't... Unless you are playing versus MF and Ashe or Cait MF, it's pretty easy to go at least even with vayne atm."
"This is incredibly stupid, right?","Scientists are so arrogant, thinking they have all the answers."
Let the cards lie where they fall,"Then you drive out those would do look for something more interesting than pictures and more pictures, so even less of the non-photo threads get upvoted to the front page, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy."
"Eating Insects Can Give You All The Minerals Found In Beef. Feeding a planet of 7 billion people (and counting) will be one of the great challenges of the 21st century, especially since traditional agriculture can have seriously negative effects on climate and the environment. So, why not bugs?",Inhofe is going to have a field day with this idea.
It went 0 to 100 real quick in 2016.,I long for the days of Ed and his bacon sandwich
"Ahh, why won't BLM listen to the Wise Ancaps??",It was probably an Ayn Rand/Rothbard book so they should've burned that.
"Over the past 10 years, Urijah Faber has fought 26 times between the WEC and UFC, not earning a single victory by KO or TKO","I mean he's always been a far superior grappler than he was a striker, I wish he'd focus on getting to the clinch and going for takedowns more rather than doing his awkward stutter step into overhand routine."
The CEO of a and f said he doesn't want ugly people in his stores. Kinda fucked,"IIRC, they ditched that CEO and are trying to move the brand in a different direction"
Being champions of the Scottish Premier League led to the train of events that made it 7-0,Being founded in 1887 led to the train of evens that made it 7-0
The other day I bought a bag of $1 chips for $2 from Wal-Mart. Is Wal-Mart a scalper? Do you suggest that Lays not allow Wal-Mart to resell a hot item such as potato chips?,"no, it's people like YOU that are the problem."
"One tiny suggestion to Japan: why the hell is the train 39 degrees in the winter and roughly -2 in the summer? It's almost like they are trying to say, fuck nature! I want to wear a full black suit everyday of the year!",Because of the elderly population.
"I just want to point out that native bees like the bumble bee, now make up a small part of the total amount of pollinators. We brought in the European Honey Bee decades ago because our native bees weren't doing the job. Not because they aren't good pollinators, in fact they are know to be better at pollinating pretty much everything, but because they are smaller, require a more diverse diet and etc. There are many reason we are at the point we are l So even if just the bumble bee were to go extinct, we have several species of bees, as well as other insects that pollinate. **This doesn't of course mean that it is okay.** As previously stated, Bumble bees and other native bees have been shown to pollinate much more effectively than the honey bee. Particularly because a lot of our crops are New World crops that these guys evolved to feed on in the first place. If you care at all, plant some canola.",Who would had thought globalization work on insects as well.
Would anyone start him over Miller?,"I had both Lamar Miller and Kelly as my starting running backs (14 team league so it's a grind)... random question, but do you think Cooks (or Baldwin) and Miller is worth it for Melvin Gordon?"
This is why i love reddit.,Thank you
Arab-Israeli MK Talab Abu Arar recites the Athan at the Knesset after bill to ban the call to prayer in certain areas in Israel,"Yep, that's exactly what is missing to make people love Islam even more."
"As an instructor of children aged 3-13, and a passionate advocate for the well-being of children globally, it gives me deep pain knowing people think this way. I'm nice to children because they represent our collective hopes and dreams for a better future and seeing happy children makes my heart warm.",How does it feel being a closeted pedophile
The tone that Marvel sees fit since they re far more capable and level headed than all fans combined.,YES BECAUSE AGE OF ULTRON WAS A MASTERPIECE OF COURSE
YOU CAN CHOOSE THE NAME OF THIS ROBOT (Write it in the comments and the best or most voted will be the elected),Peck
*knees weak*,*arms heavy*
"Does any responsibility lie with the player? He knows he was unconscious, he knows his own medical history, and I assume, given the current awareness, the risks involved with head injuries... Why would he go back on to the pitch?","He may have the attitude that his rugby is more important than his wellbeing, Lewis Moody-esque."
"Yea, that's not reasonable. Driving on a flat is dangerous and not only to the driver but to those around them as well. If this ended up causing an accident and killing people are we still ok with this type of shit?","Yes, reasonable"
SpongeBob is. He works in the kitchen and gets paid under minimum wage and doesn't complain.,Actually he's a Muslim suicide bomber
"And then add the rfid micrchip to that and our autonomy is completely gone. The govnt/corporate elite provide everything needed for basic survival through an implanted device that can be turned off at will. Here we are, way sooner than we thought.","Don't worry, all we need to get out of that situation is an average teenage girl with two potential boyfriends, one sibling and some reason the chip doesn't work on her."
Would you say it's time to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?,Have you really been waiting all this time to do that?
But aren't the robots supposed to take over by 2045?,"Who knows, maybe the robots have already taken over in 2045 and plugged/uploaded us into a simulation of a mostly robot-free past in order to give us the illusion of power?"
Elige had a 1.27 rating at ESL New York,JDM has been underwhelming in times of his need :(
"Intensify spell is well thought of, from what I've seen. Extra 5d6 on your Shocking Grasp is pretty solid.","Not worth picking up at 5 though, as it doesn't actually give you any extra dice at that point."
"I made some interesting points about the hypocrisy of US Treasury Department and Obama Administration, yet all you could come up with is how it sucks to be Korean in general? LOL Being critical of American government does not make me anti-white or anti-America. Get a grip.",I mean my parents along with thousands of other koreans wouldn't have moved to the US if Korea was so great overall.
You also like that Mr. Hard Science himself cites a stand up comedian as his guns are terrible for defense argument. HAHAHA,Because nothing says I have a well reasoned argument like a stand up comedy bit.
"THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVINGWAVING SONG! THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVING SONG! THE WAYAY-VING WAYAY-VING SONG! THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVINGWAVING SONG! THE WAVING SONG, THE WAV-ING SONG. THE! WAY! VING! SONG! Posted in Darth_Sensitive's place.",*waves opposite everyone else in the row*
"Oh-no now Santa Claus will have to wear 1 less layer? Btw what's anyone on this sub done to stop climate change? Btw if anyone bought a little prissy car, while you were doing that china was setting up a new factory that negated thousands of those.",Maybe you dropped this?
"? I'm not down voting bro. I don't think Bilic is to blame, he's played the hand he was dealt. I'd make a fucking defensive sub when he did. Sucks Zaza and Nordveit had yet another shite match",Don't worry BRO the ref was WRONG
Guns are fine))),duh u nub its because u dont have v-sync on
Return to the living Lets bring this back to life,What is this place?
The A horrible place blog is good,"Used to, now he doesn't post anymore."
"If you are single and want to meet someone, what do you want them to know?",About my depression and how it'll affect the relationship.
"Hey, can you add me? I need frogadier. thank you.",Sure!
You know hell has seat waiting for her,"Oh good then I guess we don't have to care about delivering justice now, let her go I say!"
"I wouldn't say myth because half the galaxy was alive during the clone wars, but majority know the Jedi don't exist anymore","Ok yes you're right, and I was debating saying the force instead simply because of Han Solo"
"I also have adblock and it hasn't been working lately, anyone know whats going on??",Get ublock origin.
It was a pre-edit edit. Apparently they dude assumed reddit is a sjw hold out and would complain about him using the word bitch.,Is it not?
I'm gonna order it tommorow tbh. His strategy worked on me and I am not even pretending it did not.,I'm ashamed to say DITTO
Islamic Terrorist is the right word. He was never a refugee. He was a terrorist cell that activated while lying through his teeth.,Them refusing to call him an Islamic terrorist just makes all refugees look that much worse.
G,Pepe will ban you.
Standard scoring: Rawls vs. Miami or Hyde vs. LA,"uhhh possibly neither... keep a watchout Rawls might be limited, Hyde hasnt offically got out of the concussion protocol."
Nice,Nice
1. A Batman fan would probably like the theatrical cut of BvS because Batman is so good in it. 2. The Ultimate Cut is a really good movie.,The last time I check batman drinks and fucks random women!
"Yep. This is reddit, most of us can't even remember the last time we had physical contact with another person.","Enroll yourself in a grappling martial art, get all the health and happiness you want - just don't mention your reasons for signing up."
"It may not be the asterisk we want, buts it's the asterisk we deserve.",story?
They want it to be an early game clear item cool the passive whatever but no one early game wants an item with just 40% attack speed you want power and pen earlier in the game this change just made it worse,We should just bring back Golden Bow
Team Secret INSANE Inferno Boost,That boost was insane
"If we can still pull off a cardiac arrest win against his LSU, then yes, he can stay. 'Tis tradition now.",We can call ourselves The Hearty-boys I'll just go....
"Thanks for the info! Im probably gonna wait for the R240 to hit 100 again. I'm not sure if I would even notice any of the issues you mention since I have a vg248qe and don't really notice any problems on there. I just want a 2nd monitor as an IPS so that I can play some games with better visuals. The asus vg248 doesn't even look THAT bad imo, but i probably just got used to it and have never compared it to an IPS",The VG248QE is mediocre even by TN standards from 8 years ago.
"Alternatively, you could see his constant drive to save every life possible as the result of his own guilt, as a knowing attempt to even the scales of destruction his existence has brought upon the world outside his control.",It would make a good backstory.
All of them.,/thread
Police anticipates terror attacks ahead of Christmas and New Year. Police said they will take preventive measures by arresting suspicious person.,"Why no anticipation / protection on Mosque tho, police are racists"
"Damn, she's beautiful. And those legs are delicious! Anyone know who she is?",Korra del rio
"it's sad that they're letting a perfectly good rotation player go to waste. Is this just a Barnes over Casspi thing, or have there been rumors about a personal conflict between Joerger and Casspi?",Joerger probably doesn't like Israel.
Maybe affliction lock? You have one hard cast (unstable affliction) and a channeled filler spell. Not as mobile as BM of course but their dps isnt hurt a lot by movement,It's only hurt by being affliction.
What made you decide to stop Redditing?,I don't see how you could answer this question unless you were redditing.
Draymond gets the call from Henson and Giannis takes an elbow to the face... hmm now it starts,What is starting?
E,Goodbye.
"It's just you. While you have to make some decisions while playing the deck, this deck is still by far the most straightforward deck in hearthstone right now","id argue that secret pally during it's time was easier to play, shaman decks need to think about overload which isnt really that hard but it's something"
So I guess this means that even solar power isn't always perfectly eco-friendly.,Those birds would have died of thirst anyways.
This apple is growing a second apple.,Looks like back-of-the-head voldemort
In what outdated IDE do you work?,"I was using phpstorm for the longest time, switched to a packaged text editor (atom.io) last month."
"Yeah, but if the enemy is smart they will know that a) they only do 1 damage and b) they really arent amazingly accurate. But then again most people freak at missiles of any kind, no matter how bad. Except against israeli missiles cause you dont have time to freak out.... :/","Fair point, albeit Arkans are pretty fast too."
How many times?,Shhhhhh
it makes your strava times better.,"Balls grew bigger, too."
What did you breed to get it? Nice job!,"Just the Hiero with something else, can't remember to be honest ;( sorry it'd be cool if there was a breeding history or something like that :) it was in the epic breeding island though."
She was anything the voters and special interests wanted her to be,"The candidate for everyone, and the candidate for no one."
Beastie Boys Set Anti-Hate Rally After Swastikas Found in Adam Yauch Park,This does not look staged at all
"This EU Kill 20 russians mission is ruining the game - Playing as Russians sucks because you're focused - Playing on a team with Russians sucks because they can't play properly because they're focused to shit - Playing against a team with Russians sucks because your whole team YOLO's at them - Playing anyone who needs the mission sucks because almost nobody plays Russian ships and those who do are completely focused to shit Please, for gameplay's sake, drop the requirement to 10 so we can get it out of the way.",But I thought that Russian ships are OP and that everyone would play these OP ships.
Wait it's IE???,Internet explorer
"It's still preference, idk if op has tried romer G's. But yeah I agree, mushy bottom out, weak tactility, although it's quiet smooth and rounded bump. Imo just ok","They aren't the worst, but I'd prefer a 'good' feeling membrane board over them."
What makes a post right for Facebook but not Reddit?,less and less every day.
Baked beans on toast?,How do you toast toast without power?
"Didn't they find a hand gun on one of the dead guys in the OP's clip? Surely it stands to reason that most of them are equipped with one and I strongly doubt that they'd be willing to just surrender, think they're rather take out as many infidel invaders as they can.","Looked like the handgun had tape too, so possibly could have been concealed until someone got close."
How can you get that wrong in a conversation about that very word?,I should've added the
Izakaya over bars any day.,What's the best izakaya in Shibuya?
Don't drive stoned.,Did I really need to add an
"Ouch, still, better to talk about it I suppose. Passive aggressive nastiness doesn't help anyone feel better.","It's sad for my gf but I won't talk it out, we're better off without them and with my own bro's."
The worst part is that their candidate won. What the fuck is wrong with this country.,If you don't even know why Trump won then you are the reason he won.
Fishus sapiens. But it looks like they skipped fishus erectus stage,You haven't Googled it well enough.
When I try to get into combos.,A I R D L
This real or nah?,May need a close up of the box logo but the p doesn't look like it has an oval
Holy shit those are adorable.,The only one I know that was built is in the back yard of a McMansion in Oregon.
with week-ends game?,and free tickets and travel to watch it live
Vandy had a senior quarterback (who was ironically prone to concussions) quit the team to focus on becoming a neurosurgeon.,what a quitter.....needs to get his priorities straight
Will Nintendo be making more NES Classics?,"No, they hate money."
"Keys Pixel Fire, Road Hog XL, Trinity",I got trinity
So what happens to Lucius after FFXV ? I mean everyone who could possibly help the Luciens is dead so the country cannot still exist can it ?,Iris become queen and lead humanity to a bright future.
Did you finish the gif?,"To completion, yes."
Perez huge airborne,RIP Checo
"Doesn't matter, he plays for Southhampton","I mean, he's basically in the academy for Liverpool"
"I jusy discovered this show and it's totally blowing my mind. Holy fucking hell how did it take me so long to discover this? The writing, the cinematography, the characters!! I know this is probably repetitive of many other posts but I have no one to talk to about this show and I can't stop thinking about it.... Just fucking WOW.",Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions
"Man, you guys are really reaching.",wat
As someone from those rustbelt states I can assure you your holier than thou attitude pushed people to Trump.,"Hey, they don't need your votes to win elections so who cares what you think?"
"Reddit, we all have them; what was the moment where you said, I was wrong about that this whole time?",That maybe atheists aren't completely horrible people
Middle finger smoke cloud at 1:25,hadn't noticed that!
Original vs Remastered done right,At first I thought this was a troll saying the original was better.
Riff Raff v. 2.0 - under 1ex RT DoT Blade Flurry Gladiator,i liked gladiators concept i hope we get some more skills to play around with him come friday
"Turkey could join bloc with Russia and China instead of EU, President Erdogan says",Oh no
"So how do the Hamilton fanboys, in whose alternate reality Nico purely lucked into the championship, explain this? Clearly Nico has been driving very well this year.","Ah yes, fastest laps = greatness."
This kept him up till 3am? Lol losing sleep over this......LoL,No the cocaine was the thing keeping him up.
Shin was overwhelmed by futei's speed and couldn't land a damaging blow while futei was damaging shin,yea but shin got passed that so the next time they meet i would imagine shin coming out on top
Do you remember the fish?,"With a brand new Fish AI system, your player will now admire the wonderful aquatic wildlife instead of the game."
University organic chemistry flashcard app,Wtf this doesn't have anything to do with organic gluten free fair trade
That time when no one recognized Chris Pratt in New York,"Must be a humbling experience, but he seems like a humble guy anyway."
What are you doing these days? Fuck man. I don't know what the heck I'm doing with my life.,"That much is obvious, you can't even decide whether or not to use profanity"
They might even win a race if Red Bull collide/do a Ferrari strategy and Hulk retires from a glorious podium position,"No, all they need is McLaren fucking up, Ferrari being Ferrari, and a Venezuelean driver"
SEC East is 3-0 against the SEC West over the past 2 weeks Vanderbilt - Ole Miss Florida - LSU Georgia - Auburn,And SC is about to crush Alabama in that championship game
"The key difference is that Hitler came to power because he wanted to kill the Jews and conquer Europe, and not because he wanted some extra celebrity.",He wanted to make Europe great again.
"Oh shit, one video out of the 25 on the front page of the sub is about a political issue relevant throughout the U.S.",This is the second one like this I've seen today.
"Im new to this , is there another way to do it ?",WPF
oh I forgot to add to this pic - with G63 if you remove the backup wheel (which is huge and heavy) the car gets heavier,Nah it's because the backup wheel is filled with helium which lifts the back of the car up and thus makes the total weight of the car go down
Rightly so.,"Yea, our 2nd amendment rights are the most important thing right now!"
Nobody is getting ignored.,You're forgetting about the roving bands of poor Canadians who can't get their businesses seeded!
"r/wow, what's that one boss quote that sticks with you? In a good and bad way. Being a quote that's epic based on text or voice or one that makes you cringe everytime you hear it. The good: Ursoc THE NIGHTMARE GROWS! THE NIGHTMARE DEVOURS! Original Curator The Menagerie is for guests only The bad: Elereth Such juicy morsels! Rock dude from Nelth's lair Noooo thing beats rock! What are yours, friends?","WHAT IS THAT YOU HOLD, DRUID?"
How do you slip on the most important defensive play of the game.,He had happy feet
Thoughts on these exhaust tips?,One of them has a W on it?
Fuck the Pigs,But policemen are entitled to their own opinion and by saying that their opinion that domestic violence is OK you are violating their right to freedom of speech and that makes you just as bad as them.
Bregant :-DDDD,BENIS :DDDD
NFL says Hispanic viewership has increased 28% in past 5 years,The wall just got 10 feet higher.
Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (5-4) at Dallas Cowboys (8-1) ...,Dive for that Weddle.....
Why does James Develin wear pads with an elevated area/bump behind his helmet?,To look badass
"An ulting Torbjorn has 500 health so that is already terrifying, but I want to take this further for science. Highest health pool in the game is currently 600 (Roadhog, D.Va), so that's a 1275 hp tank running around with the extra shields and armor. Now combine that with Nano boost 50% damage reduction... Holy shit. Maybe even throw it all on an ulting Winston for his 1000 base HP, and you have yourself a proper raid boss.",Still doesn't beat a Scatter Arrow.
How are you 118 and still not good at dg?,Leeches op
I also own that shitty screwdriver. :),I also did the mod on the kitchen counter so I can easily wash and rinse the old thermal goop.
Christian bakeries,got to love the strawman logic in this comic
It will go down in lore as the Star Wars Holiday special.,tru dat.
"This, gentlemen, is commonly known as a shite test. The correct answer being sod off. That, and I find 'ze' insulting, as it invalidates my experience as a self-identified cis-gendered shite-lord. Muh manly feelz. . Actually, for a second, I thought Portugal had taken over Oxford.","Not Portugal, ze Germans"
What's his official name?!,Ian Terry
Sorry. I'm listening to the Broncos radio and they just said that. Maybe they were wrong.,If he does not come in on this drive you may have been totally correct.
Thanks for the helpful map....,That is awful
"Do people actually enjoy waking up? I don't think I've ever experienced that, at least not as an adult.",When I was a kid I loved waking up... got up at 4 in the morning to watch X-men cartoons
Chip Kelly says Colin Kaepernick will start at quarterback for #49ers this week,Where's the shoe dropping gif?
Have you ever lived below the poverty line?,Your clearly getting downvoted by people below the poverty line...
Shiranui !!! The card is op! No targetting destruction and protection from destruction.,Oh lawd!
"Huh, must have missed that one.","Yea, they seem to get buried."
Does the 2nd amendment protect the right to bear Javelin missiles?,that is what the nap is for
Pentagon caught paying PR firm $540 million to make fake terrorist videos,Gotta spend money to make money
I never even knew thanksgiving eve was even a thing.,Same
I'm going back to dessert LOL,People like you are the reason ISIS wants to destroy America Yeah that's a totally reasonable reaction
"yikes, lady looks like a dude.",Dammit... Youve got the lyrics wrong again Jason!
"If the ravens make the playoffs I'll eat a shoe. That way, if they don't, I can still be happy since I won't have to eat a shoe.",I will remember this.
It's a self-solving problem - eventually he'll be killed or rendered disabled such that he'll never ride a bike again.,"I just hope he slips on his bike and hits his unprotected head on something, because there's no need to traumatize other road users with his dumbfuckery."
We gave away too many bases is a good amount what happened to Connery.,Losing them neutral bases at the opening did give Connery momentum
Long are the days of being politically correct and now you can tell the family member with gender dysphoria what sex they really are and remind them there are only 2 to choose from...not 32.,"Finally, Americans are no longer afraid to call a black person a spade."
GOP won't allow a federal registry of people who own firearms but are totally cool with registering people by faith?,That's because it's the *wrong* faith.
Witten's first name might as well be Wide Open,W.O.W.
Republicans rush to build firewall to save the House,"Meanwhile in Loompaland, Trump is winning and anyone that says otherwise is a shill."
Salt is good for the soul. Keep wishing,Y'all must be really happy to finally be relevant after two decades.
Why do all these Mexican sportscasters hired by ESPN always have to have such a thick accent? Like do they know that there are Mexican-Americans without accents?,Cause uh spanish speakers listen to spanish speaking sports casters
"I'm sure that this thread won't be an awful mess of communists, alt-righters, and brocialists arguing about guns.",but horseshoe theory doesnt real!
"So are turnovers no longer automatically reviewed, or?",It was and call stood.
Philadelphia Eagles (5-8) vs Washington (7-5-1) Fuck. Props to Burton.,I know it's like a meme that the refs keep screwing us over but it's actually a serious problem that undermines the integrity of the game and NFL refs seriously need to be held more accountable.
Cowboys defense sounds like it operates the same way (I don't watch much patriots football). I used to get really frustrated but it seems to work very well with an efficient offense. Hold to three and give your offense a little breather then kill eight minutes of the clock and get seven. Rinse repeat.,Yeah that's probably the closest comparison
"Did you have any of the following Jobs in your party? Warrior, Astrologian, Ninja, Dragoon, Bard or Machinist? If so your parse was boosted by external factors.","Indeed, no one who has ever entered a raid not solo is obviously padding their parse and should have never uploaded"
Who is your favourite controversial character? We all have a character that we love but isn't well-liked in the anime community. Who is that character for you?,"Controversial opinion, but I like Rem."
KekRaptor: Watch Dogs 2 Getting Modesty DLC After Nudity Removal Patch - TechRaptor,The game devs are such misogynists for covering these women.
CANCELLED!,"Damn, the cancellation of that show really rear ended me"
The 5x might be faster but it stutters more. It's still a great upgrade but it only has 1 year left in terms of official software updates. (2 for security.),I got my sister a nexus 5x and it always feels faster than my Nexus 5.
I guess a headline like this is one way around providing a single shred of evidence that Russia was involved in any of the hacks. Let alone that everyone deserved to know the contents of those emails. Also HuffPost. Nothing left to be said.,This headline lol.
"Back up, we got a high roller genius over here",He's living the dream most people in my town dream about having.
How can they play so calmly in these kinds of game lol Mind boggling,It is just a job~
"Most pleasant european language? Let's end this week with positive thread: Is there an european language that you just LOVE the sound of? Not necessarily the one you are able to speak, but the one you can enjoy listening even though you don't understand it.",Dutch
"Where are all of Trump's accusers? Where did they go? Surely they weren't making it up, to slander Trump during his campaign.",Definitely wasn't propoganda meant to sink trump
"I so wish that we could have actual discussions in church. Last week in Sunday School we discussed the destruction of the cities in the Americas at the time of the death of Jesus. We discussed the death of all the wicked people. I wanted to ask about the death of the children, and wondered if there was an idea as to if/why children in those cities died. I leaned over and asked my wife if I could ask that question out loud. I had prepared to ask it in a reasonable way, like, I'm wondering if anyone else ever considered in these scriptural destructions about children that might have died in these situations. What would class members have said?",...what did your wife say?
Well in that case he's got my vote,"He'd do better as president than trump, this guy would at the very least *Look at* the security briefings."
"On one hand, it's heavily upvoted, which means most people who looked at the post liked it. On the other hand every single post shits on it. I feel like every single submission from this sub that ends up on my front page looks like this...",What isn't upvoted on this thread?
"Wait, so I'm going to have to jailbreak my car and install a custom setup to use the features it has built in?","It will be interesting, especially with the 3, if this becomes a thing"
"Leaked map reveals chronic mercury epidemic in Peru: People living upriver from gold-mining are the most contaminated, according to US-based scientists",God bless mining jurisdictions with absolutely zero environmental laws to protect watersheds etc.
Except Bentleys are shit cars that old people pay out the ass for so they can look cool.,so my analogy was even more accurate than i intended ;)
"Dak Prescott is the 1st rookie QB in NFL history to pass for 300+ yards, 2+ TDs & 0 INTs in consecutive games",Just wait until he plays against a real defense
Dropped Passes: Story of the 2015-17 Philadelphia Eagles.,It's the qbs fault tho
This Wentz dick sucking is fantastic,Still doesn't surpass future HOF Dak Prescott.
My shoe collection - what could I add to spice it up? I am a high schooler.,Asics Gel Lytes III or New Balance 574
"Brother is becoming a machinist - most useful tools to gift for christmas? My brother is becoming a machinist and I wanted to gift him some nice tools to start off with. Any recommendations on what to give(calipers, mic's he already has)? Thanks for all the advice! (i should mention, that he has not specialized to any specific area yet)","Bhondus Allen keys, brass hammer set, Kennedy mashinist toolbox, an ID mic, depth mic, radius gauges, parallels, drill bit set, tap/die wrench, tap and dies, good set of files/needle files... all the essentials i can think of at the moment"
A third of drivers haven't realised its dark in the morning and they need to turn their headlights on,"This annoys me just as much as drivers who don't put their lights on in the rain in built-up areas, visibility is already at an all time low and I have no idea if you're driving or not when all I see is grey"
"While I agree, I sometimes make exceptions.","I see that you make exceptions, But I don't give a fuck."
Can you take a picture of the hat now?,"I'm not at home right now, but I can get a picture in a day!"
aNgRY DoG MURDERS ownER in CoLD BlOOD,I was so terrified at the thought of the dog ripping her throat out....
This microwave's 0 is an O,L0L
"I guess the answer is really it depends. I did my BS in CIS at a brick-and-mortar school and I'm doing my MS in Telecom Management (basically IT) online, I found my BS harder than I'm finding my MS. I think the major difference was the math required for my undergrad... I wouldn't recommend trying to do anything online that requires higher math.",How high was the math requirement for your undergrad?
He got elected That's the only reason anyone should be president Hillary lost. She was an AWFUL candidate. The 2nd worst candidate for president in the history of our country. She lost to the worst,"Hi there historian, why Hilary is the second worst candidate in the WHOLE history of our country."
I did 8 BRH today. With teeming and some with skittish. I want to kill myself by now.,"Everyone about 855 ilvl, first week of mythic+ our first +10 key, tyrannical, Dantonillix, Shadow bolt volley one shot us, all the time ; ;"
Body Bag Game.,Collateral damage
"Do you guys really have to complain about the snf theme every week? We get it, it's bad. Just mute it",I can't get upvotes that way
Disclaimer: This is not a post saying to not make new threads just please if you do make a thread or post please have a tiny bit of thought behind it. A post saying Fire Gus and nothing else is nothing new. Put some thought into it lol,Fire Cromatose!
2 SK games Anyone else suddenly getting many Ranked games where the any is SK and the NK is SK? cus ive played 3 games today all of them which has had NK as any,I'm finding that there's barely any vets at all
Little known fact: clinton and sanders are white too,"But Clinton has a vagina, so that cancels out her whiteness."
Why can't it be their daddy?,**DADDY PLEASE**
"It can get you home, apparently.",Pay a homeless dude to piggyback you home
"OP said he was seven, is that under 6?",Yes because I know how to math
Jesus Teddy.... Just when I thought maybe I'd been wrong about you...,You still are.
Hitler was a socialist though.,And North Korea is a democracy.
Paint me like one of your french robots.,Still sells for a million+
"It was mistake. I'm willing to bet if you took it to the counter, it would ring up $150.",I just checked their site and it's $400 there also lol
Green Bay will pull a Green Bay and find a way to win this game within the last 30 seconds.,just like the last 3 weeks.
"It's hilarious how he promised he would release them immediately after being elected, and now... silence. Yet another promise broken. When will Trumpers realise that they got played? Are they even smart enough to realise this?",He'll release his tax records as soon as Obama releases his birth certificate
Dak Prescott's 41-Yard Bomb to Butler,"Yeah, but if I was starting a franchise I'd still go Wentz."
Largest US police union asks Amazon to pull 'offensive' Black Lives Matter shirt,It's telling that the police union thinks the term black lives matter is offensive.
"To be fair, I just checked Bing and Mapquest. Both have the same data as Apple.",American On Line and Netscape didn't have it either.
Haast's Eagle was gigantic and was able to do that to our ancestors.,Which one Adam or Eve?
"I have no idea if this is true, what this was about, context or anything else... but if I recall correctly Rose didn't get the greatest start in life and Marilyn Manson wrote Paranoir about her... defs NOT knocking the girl at all... but I dont think she needs to be quoted on these matters tbh.",I should stick to experts on homopohbia on these matters... Like Hitler.
Sorry. Aloha Snackbar.,"Personally, I say remove kebab."
"What did you want to be when you were grown up, and what did you actually end up doing?","I used to want to be a pilot, now I shine lasers at them."
Damn straight negro,So you admit your girlfriend is a bigot?
Christ I didn't realize how bad my house was. My marine vet roommate has his enormous flag covering one wall and we have white string lights hanging from a corner to another.,It's never bad if it's yours :)
PSA: the drone package is unlocked at level 4 now. I didn't see it in the patch notes so I'd thought i would share.,What's the drone package?
"How do I put a Sand texture on the Ground? Hi, started a sandbox game in the Alps map and now I wanna make a big Pirate themed area and I need the sand texture for the ground to make a beach. Is that not possible or am I doing something wrong?","Alpine theme doesn't have sand as an option, unfortunately."
Just... why?,So edgy
"George Washington tried to turn it down and they didn't let him, they're not going to let trump",Those two people should not be in the same sentence.
"TIL that Agatha Christie disappeared for 11 days in 1926. 1,000 officers and 15,000 volunteers searched for her until she was found in a hotel, registered under a different name.",There's a 100% historically accurate Doctor Who episode that covers what really happened
Maybe dark prince?,African-American Prince.
"Very embarrassing parent moment--gross story warning Today my three-year-old son and I were at Barnes and Noble. While browsing books, I suddenly realized that I had to go to the bathroom immediately or there would be trouble. I was very sick to my stomach. I brought him in the stall with me. Let me preface the rest of the story by saying I am someone who does not like to go #2 in public. I will sit in a stall for as long as it takes for there to be no one in there. But that was not an option. Like I said, I was sick and I will spare you the details, but it was not pretty. Here's where the parenting part comes in. First, my son was insistent on watching me and commenting on things, specifically the smell, for others to hear. Then he looked like he was going to be sick himself. Then he opened the door--we were in the handicap stall--and left. So there I was, in the bathroom, with the door wide open and my son out of view while I am frantically trying to finish so I can run after him. It was not one of my prouder moments. But we've all been there, right? Right?","Public bathrooms with kids is the boss level of parenting, we have all been there."
Who are the people that signed the ball? Any public significance?,The people who hosted the tournament.
Generell nie markieren.,Das war bestimmt sarkastisch gemeint.
Don't you know? The spread of political ideas and philosophical works in Europe just HAPPENED to occur in the UK and Mainland Europe at roughly the same time! This shite's blowing my motherfucking mind.,"Well obviously they were reading the same subreddits, d'oh!"
Really brings things into focus,Let's hope this one is in focus when we send it up!
Hey lets not forget that guy stirred his tea in the Leaky cauldron with magic,And he's reading A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking!
"Although this election season has been highly entertaining, the best part will be the crash landing at the end. Trump has destroyed the Republican party, as well as his own brand. Two birds, one stone.",I've got my popcorn ready and a trump4life alt-account so I can enjoy a frontrow seat.
A Play In 1 Act,"I need somebody here to draw me the most amazing picture of a watermelon ever for my kitchen, don't worry, people will see it and you'll get *exposure* edit -"
Because it sucks,I second this motion
I have a beer belly. Even if I don't drink alcohol. How do I deal with it?,Fork put-downs.
"Yes the IS-2 is objectively inferior then and has the same BR... Because that makes a whole lot of sense. And what excellent mobility? IS-2 11 hp/ton to tiger 2 10 hp/ton and without neutral steering makes its mobility shit. Panther 2 is better armed, armored, faster and with a better gun, but it also beats the IS-2 in its playstyle. Go ahead and tell me what IS-2 has over tiger 2? It has more explosive filler which is overkill and a fast reverse speed, that's it. It's literally worse than Tiger 2 P that sits lower.","Hey it has a shell from 1949, that makes it fair, right?"
"God, what we centipedes would collectively pay for actual video evidence of this legendary meltdown.",I would sacrifice all my children at a Spirit Cooking event.
Their so disrespecful! I'm not rasist,"Yeah, I'm sure not one was thankful at all back then."
Fire from Natural Gas Leak,looks like a sweet BMX jump ...totally safe...
"Yep, reading and researching before doing something that affects thousand dollars worth of assets is just too hard for some.","Not like the most likely issue this happens with (the capital ships) are a time sensitive purchase or anything, so definitely take your time and read the fine print."
As much as I'd like to see term limits it's really just putting a band-aid on cancer. Corruption and influence peddling need to be dealt with.,"Since you used the cancer analogy, I'd liken it more to chemotherapy than a bandaid."
Update in a.m. He's drooling on his pillow right now.,Can confirm mision success
Watch Dogs 2 Misses Out On UK Weekly Sales Crown As Infinite Warfare Holds On To Top Spot For Third Week At No.1,Imagine if people actually liked COD.
Shi'ite Leader: Division of Iraq Will Lead to Bloodshed,"The exact opposite really, Iraq is a fake country after all."
We will oppress them with our small government and tax cuts.,That's exactly what the nazis said
How To Get A Girl You Don't Know To Live With You 101,Wow now that's an offer I wouldn't refuse!
Classic Brady. Needs a clean pocket every down. Put pressure in his face and he just folds. The guy's just overrated.,You dropped this:
When did you lose faith in the education system?,I noticed how BS the American education system was in middle school.
"Fun... is... about... fitting into your teams needs and having fun together! That includes people picking roles that facilitate the meta, team mates, and counter opposition. If you call 'fun' being selfish, and doing what you please, and having no regard for team mates... frankly you are playing the wrong game. This is heavily team based. And going against what your team needs to be optimal is frankly selfish, and not fun for anyone but yourself.","wow, thanks for absolute definition of the fun for everyone"
"actually opening up to people. really helped me gain new friends, which has helped me so much",Opening up to people is hard but life can be so much sweeter when you do.-ImGrompy 2016 Self esteem is too low to take my own advice though.
"Pretty sure that exactly like normal Valkyr, the prime bonds are still an optional attachment, so doubtful that they have any power relation. No reason they can't just be fashion tassels unrelated to anything though.",FashionFrame: Because _Fuck Your Lore!_
Anybody use Barracuda Mail Archiver appliances?,"Have a message archiver here, no issues."
So could raider please get frenzy charge on hit for 2.5? It's a really small change that should not take much work but would make the ascendancy much more viable compared to things like Assassin/Pathfinder etc. without making it broken.,"Raider is already too good, lets give Pathfinder 20% chance to get a frenzy on flask use to make it better."
Hes pretty much backed off all of that. Its not politically possible considering that more than half the party are opposed.,"Oh, it's okay because he backed away from all the racist shit."
"If you're not making mistakes, you aren't learning. Even attempting what you've got going on there would be way above my pay grade. Keep it up!",the trick to fine woodworking is learning how to hide your mistakes
"Absolutely, it's great. I find that load was such an awesome album. It had so many epic songs. Another great one is bleeding me. The chorus makes hair stand up on the back of my neck. James's voice in this period was great as well.","Bleeding Me is a fantastic song too, the ending guitar solo with the band playing at full force gives me goosebumps."
"Without naming the movie, what quote would give it away?",Kachow
"Still, if whites can be charged with them and face more time, so should everyone else.","I'm sorry, but that doesn't work with my liberal narrative."
Pence needs a safe space.,He will never be satisfied.
What song would you want playing as the world ends?,Matchbox Twenty - How Far We've Come
What Are The True Risks Of Taking Cannabis?,2-3mg of THC is enough to produce a high Lol I wish
I've already said what I wanted to say. Branding is not nearly as important as designers would like or pretend to believe for the vast majority of businesses.,"Sorry, I didn't realize you were such an authority on all things entrepreneurial and were here to *give a talk* to us lesser people."
"Uh, we gave up Steve Young",And Super Bowl Champion Trent Dilfer.
"'There is nobody quite like her' ^that's the issue here. There are many like her, many better than her, and worse than her. I wouldn't recommend rebounding but you're better off just not make any contact with the lovely lady, and treat yourself well.",Why wouldn't you recommend rebounding?
"Pictures of dorky Vulkans ... I'm a freeking wizard, I don't know such words!",Man that is some grand master wizard level shit
"Aaron Rodgers over the 4-game losing streak: 111/173 for 1270 yards, 12 TDs, 3 INTs, 102.0 passer rating.",That don't include tackling though...definitely the reason why they losin.
Climate Change.,It won't directly affect me in my life so why should I care?
"So, women won't have to take the consequences of their own time wasting? Instead it will be shared out with the men. How is this an improvement?",Equal rights!
They did it on purpose. They noticed that everyone did that when the Merlin concept released. I think I had 7 merlins stocked up waiting for the anniversary sale last year.,It happened long before that on ships over $85 with the Herald's concept sale.
Kanye West Cancels All Remaining Saint Pablo Tour Dates,"Wait, is 2016 getting better?"
They feel they're entitled to affordable housing in a scorching hot market.,Shoulda put it in the bill of rights right from the start then!
Anyone playing an OP champ on my team.,"Sorry, I must always be on your team...I can never play OP champs well."
Magnetized Axiom/ Conflux,"Now put three powerful magnets in its feet, and one giant magnet in the center of its base, so it can levitate!"
"Well, what can you say, its a dog eat dog world out there!","I think you meant doggy dog world there, buddy."
Need a costume for Halloween? Master Chief costume only $549.99!,Or use Pepakura and make an armor yourself.
Tight angles in switzerland,Nice line!
Click on Customer Information and you can fill in your address.,thanks lol just tried it and got it
Why is she mad tho,Because she is entitled to be better.
"27 and living with my parents (during weekends) . I'm not ashamed, I'm working since I'm 19 and I'm accumulating money.",Do your parents still do your paper work for you though?
"We were too nice to the south after the war due to waiting to heal the nation it was a good idea in theory, but worked out horrible in reality.","yeah, I'm sure continuing the scorched-earth, total warfare tactics against the South would've been much better at healing our nation."
"Nope. If you see a go to above an item, it will take you to a particular chest this is in. As a result, sorry. One of my favorite skins in game too.","Worth noting for others, I believe the go to option isn't on console."
"Dear hard-working white people: Congratulations, you played yourself",Another fine piece of journalism posted on such an honorable subreddit.
Early-Access titles. There's always the chance that the developer can just fuck it and walk away from a project. Leaving many wasting their money on a game they paid $20 - $40 for. Is it too much to just release a damn demo anymore?,"Why release a free demo, when you can charge people close to full price for the demo?"
So did France and the UK... your point being?,I forgot the
"Reaches: * Josh McDaniels * Ravens Harbaugh * Chip Kelly Other College coaches: * Jimbo Fisher (Assuming FSU fires him) * Fedora That being said, I think Herman is most likely by a good margin.","I'm not sure, I wouldn't want John Harbaugh after he just lost to a team that was 4-12 last year, and Chip Kelly couldn't contain an offense that has one of the oldest QBs in the game running it."
From today. This is my luck.,Hahaha
Yeah I call b******* on that considering large cities like New York and LA are relatively successful. The deal that you just give one rich person a bunch of money is not a very good one but having many rich people in the same area often does lead to more jobs and economic growth.,I'm not rich therefore it doesn't work.
Hope I'm not going crazy but the extra scatter grenade perk on the Nothing Manacles does not seem to be working. Can someone else verify this?,For sure I have two scatter grenades
Trump's policies will hurt us more than Hillary's. Trump tax plan alone would cause a recession.,"I don't disagree, and I would absolutely never vote for Trump, but anyone that thinks that Clinton is pro- middle-class or Progressive is fooling themselves."
"I just deleted 416 Facebook friends, AMA.",How long did it take you?
Range means nothing. My question is do you sound good? This is the second range comment about it. We're you paid to post this?,He dropped this
Pence says it's official: Trump to prioritize Obamacare repeal,"Well, considering Ben Carson's assertion that Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery, I think abolishing it is a great idea."
Can someone explain to me the interest in re-launching the superliga? Wouldn't fixing CCL be a better option than adding another tournament solely featuring MLS and LigaMX teams? Not to mention fixture congestion. Ive never understood the appeal of that idea.,Gotta do something to stop 2015 from happening again and having all those pesky Costa Ricans killing the ratings
The character sadly is more liberal politically then Obama and that's pretty bad,but he's an independent!
"chimps and humans are apes fam, not monkeys","Biology was last year, that means I can be ignorant again."
"In a game so constantly starved for content, locking away significant amounts of it from an entire console is cruel. I get the business argument, but come on, no other high profile game does multi year exclusives (other than maybe a bonus character in a fighting game or something)","But, Sony pays Bungie good money which obviously benefits the game"
If it awarded anything other than class items.,"What, you don't need 17 cloaks?"
I think he's saying I love lasagna,which is weird because I only feed him baked ziti.
"haha, EXACTLY.",Haha I LOL'd
"This isn't really a question, but I'll say it anyway. Thanks for all your hard work mods :D",**user has been banned**
"I'm the opposite. It takes me *forever* to finish from a blow job. It wasn't because of a bad blowjob or anything either. For some reason, it just takes forever. It's fucking aggravating.",SAME
"Lol that she heard you. I can't believe people still fall MLMs in this day and age. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I'd rather go through school and find myself a secure job afterwards than fall for an 'easy' money scam.","Excuse you, according to Mackenzie it's Network marketing and we're going to lock arms and be zillionairs"
Homosexual urban lumberjack on a budget,Redneck for short.
At a guess it's an experient to combat inflation and hoarding.,Which would only matter if people ever got Riven mods instead of 2k endo for 6 consecutive days......
ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY TV Spot #21 - Hope Begins,Seeing the Original Trilogy Rebel fleet and original x-Wings in amazing modern CGI is so awesome.
What's she look like now?,Old
They did though?,"Yeah , they already did."
maybe God was the reason for the big bang??,*Brain explodes*
ETS: Republican candidates have been unpopular for things they've actually done. Democratic candidates have been unpopular for shit the Republicans have made up.,What the fuck how closed do your ears need to be to believe this bullshit
So am I. Trump is one of the few who acknowledges the threats we escaped by coming to America.,Your right trump has a tremendous understanding of the Middle East.
"I had this conversation with my girlfriend because she keeps herself from crying. I said: When you are happy you laugh, when you are angry you shout. Why would you not cry when you are sad? I believe it's good because you feel something. You are alive. Let it out.","It shows weakness, at which point you get your ass handed you."
"Nothing says free market like trying to find a place to smoke a turkey. If it were me, and I were determined. I would call with two questions, and it would be like 10 shops. 1) do you smoke turkeys, if so, how much for one and are there size limitations? 2) do you know anyone else that does? Talk to at least five places, at least, to know what the limitations are for a business smoking it for you, and to see what they would do to deal with quality assurance and delivery of product.","Man the hell with quality assurance, just find a guy willing to smoke for cash under the table haha"
I know that his claws retract into his forearm but I swear his wrist had to be straight for them to extend? Awesome panel either way.,"His wrists should be straight for this exact reason, but he can flex the muscles to make them extend either way"
"Yes, they have very strict 'no females or blacks' rule.","It's called the anti-minority-rule, stating If you're not white and don't have a dong, git gud"
"I only mentioned it to take away the argument that bad gags = no skill which has already been attempted to be pushed in this thread. Given that these are the most skill-intensive things in the game (you agree with this), this would obviously be a central counter-argument to the bad gags = no skill argument.","id say having bad gags doesnt mean you have no skill, it would probably mean, you're either lazy or a total idiot."
Now I know why I don't like her.,"Yeah, what a piece of shit."
Pittsford students injured after bus flips on trip to NYC,Good thing 13WHAM interviewed Anthony Daniele because his kid was supposed to go on that trip but backed out
"Bethesda wants to recreate Fallout 4 in VR, says Todd Howard","Cool, I always wanted to rebuild another settlement in 3d"
"Lol no joke Wrestling, Anime and Pokemon my 3 fave things lol",LOL
"It's not a bug, all your member skills though being only lvl 1 still add 1 total level each. So you're really only like 740 non member total",TIL 1 is a number
explosion is stronger,But selfdestruct is viable for when explosion won't work.
Derpixon Tentacles,I need some sauce at least just so I know wtf they look so calm.
"Yes, because SCOTUS is perfect. Should I use SCOTUS as an argument for forcing you to return my slave?","Perhaps, based on their perceived imperfections, we should all just pick and choose what SCOTUS decisions to respect and obey."
Ditto now has its signature move - Transform.,So right now he can be caught?
Worse...,"True, because you don't get a second pack that usually contains a bronze player, but has the occasional potential for something better."
I can't decide between Sub or Outlaw. What spec for World PvP and carrying 2's?,"Sub is hella fun, and it feels like you dodge all enemy attacks and just rip through their soul with your teeth-daggers."
"An individual, can, however, enjoy the benefits of thousands of years of accumulated privilege and power.",Please tell me more about how my white Slavic ancestors accumulated privilege and power.
"TIFU by pranking the wife. NSFW This happened a couple of months ago. Kids were all on sleep overs. We finally had a weekend to ourselves. Having decided we would enjoy the peacefulness. A all out steak dinner was in the works. Cooking together making our own favourite sides. Asparagus for myself roasted potatoes for her and buttered mix veggies to share. Sometime during dinner conversation, we end up taking about urinating practices. She states men are gross and pee everywhere. My rebuttal is that it's not as easy as she thinks. Fast forward to the morning. I challenge her to try to get all the pee into the bowl, without any splatter. Challenge accepted. So there we are. Myself standing at the toilet, wife holding my junk aiming. I can't let her win. I start slow, using some kegal action to control the flow. She's getting the hang of this, so I up the flow a little to throw her off her game. At this point the asparagus pee odor reaches her face and she doesn't want to do this anymore. This is where the fuck up starts. Up to this point she has been doing very well. I am losing and that can't happen. As Deadpool would say I chanted in my head MAXIMUM EFFORT. I squeeze my cheeks, close my eyes and kegal the crap out of my bladder. I can hear that the stream is no longer hitting water. Her first reaction is to turn off the flow manually. Squeezing and bending is her technique. I open my eyes in pain and try to step back. She counters by trying to get a better grip with her free hand. At this point things are happening in slow motion. Fear has set in, I try to dodge the income hand, but get tripped up by my boxers wrapped around my ankles. The hand is coming and I'm losing balance. I shifted just enough that she would miss, but take a direct hit to the coin purse. I'm falling back as she releases the death grip. Ending up in the tub with my legs in the air. The built up pressure is released, spraying myself in the face. TL;DR Tried to win a childish argument. Ended up slightly concussed, Bangkoked and waterboarding myself with asparagus pee.",Play stupid game win stupid prizes that old maxim my friend
Was a single travel called this season? So far ive seen a lot of games and i only saw uncalled travels. Was at least one ref brave enough to call travel this season or no?,You don't watch basketball.
Florida?,Lobsters are a North Eastern thing.
"That must mean that she IS playing Mary Jane! That is how logic works, right?",Am I still allowed to be outraged that she's black or nah?
Yeah but he also opposes single-payer and supports the TPP... So.. Yknow.,"You realize single-payer is just as deep in Big Pharma's pocket as cannabis prohibition, right?"
"Seems like a reasonable change. Encourages group play and actually using the intended mechanics to kill the boss, rather than just AFK training. I really like all of these changes their making, they seem to be shifting Wintertodt to a more active bossing experience, rather than just a new easy training method. I never really imagined that the skilling boss would be the new easiest firemaking training, I thought it would be more in line with what existing bosses are like.",Hit 60s with no braziers lit is so reasonable.
"I haven't, but a friend of mine did. He was scheduled to work, so he got dressed and showed up on time. Once clocked in, he turned around and left. I don't know why he even went through the trouble of getting ready for work.","Probably hoped he could find a way to stay, but knew he couldn't do it once he actually got there."
Yes. Yes they will.,"It's just a government conspiracy to keep the real cures away from the poor people, and get their money follow towards the pharmaceutical companies where they want it man."
Hot Take: Cars is a shit franchise.,So is the University of Georgia system.
Just like the Titans.,No the Titans made it 99% of the way.
"After tonight's win, Nik Stauskas, the man everyone wanted gone, is averaging 10 points a game, and is shooting 56% from the field. People were calling for Sauce's head last season. Calling him useless, and how the Sixers will take any trade for him. Now, he has become a big part of the Sixers bench and, with the same amount of playing time as last season, has improved his 3 point percentage, and has done it on less attempts!",Trade Ryan Anderson for him.
FOP angry at Gov. Wolf Because Of Course It Is,Such a professional correspondence.
Crazy Haas rear wing,"Glad to see they are still developing a bit, they had said they were done developing this years car a while back."
Lol wtf are they doing over there. This back and forth is just confusing to their customers.,"Yup, all twelve of them!"
"I got all sorts of vidya vibes from this. FF, Fallout, Batman, and with a flavour of Dishonored.",Rivet city in Fallout 3 for sure.
It kills me that people can't appreciate Load and Reload for what they are because there are some of the best rock songs ever written on those albums.,But they cut their hair
Bro he was being facetious,"No, he was being a typical Raiders fan."
Yes. That's part of how I married who I did. What a mistake. Good intentions are not the whole picture. It's how you interact with someone else. Incompatibility is real.,"Well, you're here, so obviously you weren't righteous enough."
When your nihil wants to take a closer look to the idiot who keeps dying,When your nihil wonders why you summoned an ice nihil instead of a smoke
Atlantis - because how flipping cool would that be?!,Plato was just having a bit of a lark but its gotten way out of hand.
"This Kouki s14 seems clean. However, is it worth $7000?",No... no it's not.
"Architect here. Nobody probably cares but this isn't really deconstructivism. De-con was a reaction or subversion of modernism and an opposition to the rise of post-modernism. It only really existed in that context. Post modernists said that modernism missed something by omitting ornament. Deconstructivists rejected that and said that ornament wasn't needed but instead a sort of complexification of the building's functional elements. Both rejected modernism's formal purity. Post-modernists thought modernism wasn't playful or 'delightful' enough and deconstructivists thought it wasn't intellectually self-critical enough. The architect here comes out of OMA, a firm started by Rem Koolhaas, who was decidedly not a deconstructivist, or at least didn't see himself as one. If anything Koolhaas, OMA, and this building represents post-structuralism, as there is actually a strong logic to the form of their buildings. It just may not be immediately obvious to the observer or not classically symmetrical. I suspect this tower has little of OMA's functional formal logical expression and is more or less a cool wrapper around a prestige tower. Towers are too programmatically constrained to really complexify all that much. They are also too expensive. Nothing is capricious. Any carving or removal here results in a terrace that adds huge value to the apartment it serves.",Ted Mosby?
"Yup, every time I've gotten into a serious relationship we've both have gotten tested and showed each other the results. It's the adult thing to do. For every other plate I make sure to wrap it up if I don't know for a fact that she's clean You shouldn't go raw unless you jumped to full LTR/Engaged/Married mode","Seriously, what is the worst thing to happen beside HIV or kids, or HIV kids?"
"Playing as the Commonwealth, what next?",Deus Vult
Masturbate while looking at him straight in the eye.,Or piss on his shoe to establish territory and dominance
No it's almost 2017. And I don't appreciate it when some ass shows up to a gay bar for the cheap drinks and attention.,You must be fun to hang out with.
Wouldn't it be more accurate if you put u/johnqk1m and the rest of the overwatch community? I hate seeing some of my favourite streamers getting stomped by guys who just shoot at the air and kill people.,You hate winston players?
Pick'EmTM! The time of year where Reddit has its chance to be wrong. About everything. Again.,let's see who will be the prophet who predicted everything right this year o:
Calling it right now. A legendary: your hero power becomes: Summon a Jade Golem,I'd say that's slightly above average
It's likely a prequel years before RDR when marston was still in the gang judging by the picture. A game with his son wouldn't make sense the west was dying out in 1911 in the first game.,But seriously though who names a prequel 2?
1. Collect taxes from community to provide services for the community. 2. Providing services for the community is too expensive. Activate the price signal! 3. Tax cuts for business.,"Don't forget to remove funding for community services and organisations as well, take everything you can from the poor bastards."
"Next.js, Is it the next big thing in JavaScript?",yes it is... why else would you call it next.js ?
Mi primera experiencia con letgo,Lo vendiste a 1000 al final seguro
I've rarely met anyone in a senior management position (Corporate or otherwise) that I thought we couldn't just replace with some random dude on the street. Trump is a good example. Public servants are the people actually doing the work.,Talk to any public servant about what it's like to have a good or bad minister and they'll go on for hours.
Finals Week When it's finals week and Maple releases 5th job.,Burning is from 30 to 14. my first final is on the 14th :c
"I like OSU being ranked high for the game, but State is another story. I literally hope they lose every game all year. Ironically, they almost did this year...",It was a great year
lol,Lol
I would not be surprised if in a few weeks it came out that he did this himself.,"Yeah, because we all know the left is incapable of this kind of behavior"
"The phrase fake news in comments sections I'm seeing a lot of comments using the phrase fake news for the past couple of days. Prior to that, the term didn't even exist. Now, since the phrase has been beaten into everyone's heads by the mainstream media, I'm seeing people defer to using the phrase in comments sections in this subreddit and across Reddit as a whole. Basically, anytime someone wants to discredit a thread, they use the phrase. Sort of like people used to play the conspiracy theorist card. Oh, don't pay attention to that, that's fake news... Now I don't know if these are all Reddit bot accounts in the process of normalizing the phrase, or if organic users are actually adopting it as part of their vernacular. Either way, we are witnessing a coordinated effort between the powers that be, and the media to enact social societal change in the way masses of people think.",fake news made kanye sick... i'll never conspiracy theorize again...
Gaah! ID those tracks!,I make this mistake more often then I like to admit... I'm sorry..
Because we tax income not wealth.,I feel like property tax is more wealth than income.
I dont think HotS was ever popular lol,Heart of the swarm had it's day.
It's basic law that if you call something something else the dictionary will be forced to update itself to the new name. The law is called peer pressure review act So if we call a pigeon a pidgey long enough it will officially change names.,That's literally how it works
Try uninstalung the drivers completley using ddu(safe mode) and then intall new drivers,Trying now.
She uninvited herself and didn't realize it.,"I guarantee you that she will still go to make herself a martyr in front of a bunch of racist, homophobic, dances with Satan, trump supporters."
"Yeah, if only there was somebody who could play a supporting role in the household.",Check your privilege you cis gender bi-pedal male genitalia possessor.
Gotta stick together!,Yes we do!
"the final dlc, if they reach that legendary brass ring, makes the game have a multiplayer mode.",You do know 'massively' was the qualifier for 'multiplayer' right?
The NFL continues to undermine it's playoffs with a bad format and it's time they fixed it,Ya lets get rid of divisional rivalry for the sake of a single home playoff game.
"Say a sentence that would sound absurd before Mean Streets of Gadgetzan release For example: Jesus, I hope I don't queue into a Priest again",I hope this warrior isn't Aggro
Also Maldonado. He's was just awesome in... Different ways,Still the most recent Williams GP win
"Redditors, what can you openly admit you suck at doing?",My handwriting looks like a child's.
"To go along with Owliver Queen and Nyan Cena, I chose Celion Dion.",Sealion Dion
"Most of the times it's videos from channels I'm subscribed to anyway. Other than that, I rarely look at recommended stuff, unless I'm bored.",I look at the recommended videos as long as it takes me to realize I'm not looking at my subscriber list.
That lasagna looks crisp,that's my sunset
Is your transaction confirmation delayed? It's probably because there are over 50K+ transactions waiting to be confirmed.,All that spam is amazing...
a sense of superiority,I have read war and peace 7 time in the past 5 years and I am better than all of you fantasy novel readers because of it!
Not so much. Want to try again?,You're just farming downvotes aren't you?
"The elevator belongs solely to me, I shat in a corner and also I live there now.","Well since it is San Francisco, you shitting in a corner is not necessarily unique"
"I thought a few of the people who did that died... also, drinking alcohol is not the same as rubbing alcohol. That shit burns for hours.","Still though, that's preferable to not being able to shit."
"i wasn't suggesting the alert being set to the word 'wikileaks' but i also think it is strange that someone would use a russian news site as a source in a US election when it isn't reported anywhere else. that being said, it is trump's campaign, and from what i gather, they aren't exactly rocket scientists over there. so, maybe they really are that dumb, is what i am suggesting. it's also the simplest explanation as far as i can tell.","Sorry, I'm trying to put all the pieces together, but it sounds like the biggest question is whether Trump received this information directly from the people who are doctoring emails and trying to influence the election, or whether his campaign people are so stupid that they actually used Sputnik as a source to give him information and he didn't check?"
I don't trust the internet that much.,It can only be so many characters just keep trying.
"Well on the IW update stream they had said we have some things coming, and I dont wanna spoil it. But for those people who like the CLASSIC call of duty, you might be happy so i would assume there is....",They were hinting at supply drops in MWR
r/yesyesyesno,Technically just yesyesno
The richest 1% of Indians now own 58.4% of wealth,And yet they still complain about how Thanksgiving is a racist holiday.
Jenna Driscoll had sex with dog says it ruined her life as she avoids jail,I'm sure a man would have gotten the same sentence.
Take MARTA and be guilt free,Yeah that Marta line that goes to Medlock park is great.
Reciplease!,Ditto.
CBJ fan here!! Just wondering what goalie you guys expect to start against us tomorrow? Going to the game and I'm excited so I just want some pregame discussion thanks love u guys,It's gonna be Chad because our guys hate Elliott and are purposely ruining his numbers.
"You could look for older HHKB's I've seen one on ebay for 90$, and sometimes around 150$ on mechmarket","It's the old HHKB the HHKB Lite, which is a rubber dome?"
I'm sure you mean a perfect 5/7.,In my opinion toy story 3 was better than toy story 3
219 MILLION GIL???????????????????????????????????,and here i thought 10 milions was plenty
But most women under 20 don't want to date 30+ yr old men. I remember the OKCupid study showing that women generally want to date men who are around their own age. How does their evo-psych address that?,Because those studies are done by post wall feminazis sluts!
I wasn't aware Rolls Royce had any active class actions.,The Toyota Prius unintended acceleration and lost resale value class action only paid a little bit less than that.
EUnitedgg - E-United enters NA League of Legends!,hope they do as well as their csgo team
Can't we do better than this,view botting probably
"Yeah, it's a shame they couldn't break that 155 million mark without the crawl. Egg on their face.",People will soak up anything with the star wars name on it as long as the hype consensus is that it's a good movie based on feelings and opinions.
Plane doing a strafe run on me. Sniping him with a headshot in the back of his head.,2/10 you didn't steal the plane and proceed to annihilate his team with their own plane
And We Have A Lift Off !,"It's definitely really cool and would be fun, but you know it would get kind of annoying after a while when the novelty wears off."
"I heard it is out now, but haven't seen it myself yet","If the HW website is any real indication, its distro is reaching everywhere **but** DFW."
"Is it Alienblue or something in my settings? When I click on a post with a video, more than half of the time the audio does not work. Is there something I can do to fix this? I don't know if the fact that I use an Ipad has anything to do with it. Has anybody else had this problem?",IIRC AlienBlue mutes audio from most videos unless the phone's silent mode switch is set to allow ringer sounds as well
"Wow awesome....did they just add this? Wasn't there when I last checked, maybe my tweets got them moving on it",A fine job done by all (shakes hand)
Dude I would trade for bortles. I will never stop believing in him,We might be able to sign Bortles off the street after 2017.
"Grow up, while the referee should have stopped play, Coentrao should have played to the whistle and not throw his hands in the air like that.",Look at every defender ever in a controversial handball/offside decision.
Am i the only one that's a bit worried? Yeah it's a moba and not call of duty but never being able to leave your lane anymore sounds so boring.,yeah i mean no one ever leaves their lane in LOL or DOTA2.
What if Ross Perot was president instead of Bill Clinton?,We wouldn't have the wonderful Clinton Foundation.
"If forg1ven doesn't stay and indeed explores other regions, H2K is screwed aren't they? Where will they find another good adc ?",proving grounds?
Pound town destination your mother,Yooooo her ass is crazy
Did CNN make their own racist Pepe? 0 matching images found.,Buy pepe
Jim Bakker: God Will Send Earthquakes To Punish Counties That Voted For Hillary Clinton,"Therefore, buy his bonus buckets to survive!"
"Action Cam Repairment Place Hi everyone, I'm looking for a place to repair my action cam (xiaomi yi). It has wifi button problem. Do you know any place?",Maybe at youbreakifix on Ten Katestraat?
I'm sure that helped tone your legs too! Any pics?,Dont be weird dude
"Week 11; In Remembrance of Blair Walsh * Packers: 1 missed FG * Redskins: 1 missed XP * Patriots: 1 missed XP * Seahawks: 1 missed FG, 1 missed XP * Rams: 1 missed FG * Bears: 1 missed FG, 1 missed XP * Giants: 2 missed XP * Vikings: 1 missed XP * Colts: 1 missed FG * Jaguars: 1 missed XP * Lions: 1 missed XP * Browns: 1 missed XP * Bengals: 2 missed XP * Saints: 1 missed FG ***That's a grand total of SIX missed Field Goals & TWELVE missed Extra Points!***",They should just make the extra point a 45 yarder and really make them earn it
"TIL the term Hippie is derived from the term Hipster, which described jazz fans in the 1940's. Hipsters were known for pot smoking and sarcasm.",I would have never guessed.
PPPP,"Oh my word, I have for the past few weeks been finding this may may so unfunny and just really terrible but somehow the stupidity of this made me burst out in laughter."
Start green over Olsen for playoffs?!,My same dilemma.. D:
"need help with religious wife. Tips, suggestions on how to handle our belief difference when it comes to children My wife (and my family) are catholic. She is taking our kids to 1st communion classes. We've talked about it, I'm somewhat ok, at this point, but we've had some talks about it. He just started taking these classes, my concerns are: 1. Is there a way to see if there are any reported issues, with any priest, or associated volunteer in that church? How do we see it. Obviously my kids safety is my concern here. She seems to trust them blindly, I don't. 2. 1st communion classes takes 2 years!!! I talked with my catholic friends, and even they thought it was too long. Is this my wife's attempt to get him to go to catholic training (not what I agree to), or just 1st communion (what I agreed to). 3. I want a sheet, syllabus or something that says what they are going over, every week. So I can repair the damage afterwards. When I talk to my son, he doesn't give me specifics, even about it, not even his normal class. I ask him what they talked about, and he said about people who lived a long time ago, I'm not going to get too much out of him. What I want is, to separate the theology from the real world, to explain, that in this religion, this (what they talked about today) is a belief, but in the real world, this is what really happens, i.e.: the world was created in 7 days. have you gone through similar experience? what tips do you have for me? what stuff to watch out for? I also told him, he is not allowed alone with anyone. I'm reinforcing this, saying that priests are not fathers, and prefer he don't call them that, they are not good or bad people, we should treat them as strangers. I don't want him to look at them like any kind of authority or moral compass, how have you done this with your own children? any other tips welcomed.","A little late for these conversations, dontcha think?"
Dollar General Takes Swift Action Against Anti-Gun Cashier,So classy
"Oh man, I'm stuffed and I've only eaten a third of this burrito. The sign says it's only 300 calories so I'm going to ignore that I am completely full and continue stuffing this down my throat. Did I get this right? And yet the sign is misleading.","Yeah, most adult men are totally full after eating 1/3 of a burrito and everybody likes throwing away 2/3 of something they just paid 8 dollars for."
"Pro-tip: You dungeon is always the opposite side of the Jungle, and the same side as the ice biome! So if you are looking for the Dungeon The Ice Is Nice! (Best Rhyme I can think of).","That's not a great tip for large worlds; one of my two main worlds has had 2 ice biomes since spawn, one on the same side as the dungeon."
Apparently fart rape is a thing...,Rapist: followed by a picture should never EVER be on social media unless you are the actual fucking police making a warning about an ACTUAL FUCKING RAPIST.
I knew it was fat guys who were gonna be buying these bikes,Well that's not very nice.
"Commented on another comment but Princess Polly stock his line, maybe they made some kind of deal?","Ooh maybe, I don't know of them xD but yeah I'm thinking Indy small online store, Beserk spring to my mind today."
China flies nuclear bomber over South China Sea to 'send a message' to Donald Trump,good and i hope the evil chinese government is shitting itself.
Who is the best PS cb yo Pair with thxgiving Cromartie and totw drc? Willie brown? He's got the best stats but I never see any praise for him on the sub,Taking the thanks out of thanksgiving smh
"If it is Trumpism versus Illuminati, sorry I choose Illuminati.",I think they give you a free child sex slave for signing up
"Right, I forgot about that one time where BLM murdered 9 white church goers. And when they lynched white people in the street for years on end. And wait. I thought actions, not words, mattered? That's what all the trumpsters say anyway. #blmdidnothingwrong",Dallas police shooting ring a bell?
"i don't mean to be an ass but there's spoilers in the article also quite a few writing mistakes, maybe proof-read it?",Good thing everything is now mod approved till dec 13th to avoid spoilers!
"RE6 is god foor coop aswell, and the engine is way smoother.",That game's story is so bad I purged my memory of that game.
Creationist Ken Ham: Science is Silly Because It Changes Over Time,Improving our lives with better technology that changes over time is silly.
What a dumb bitch,"I know right, why would they allow a black kid in school"
easy snipe at 10k-15k,Ofc
I'll only be buying Treyarch from now on.,because BO3 had no major issues
A normal orange wouldn't be a candidate.,A normal orange would be a better candidate!
Your link looks like it says pussy,My man
iPhone 7 Free Giveway!,Reported.
Good Guy Bethesda. Always appreciated this.,If you like that then Dark Souls maps will blow your mind
"Well the article doesn't say that these are the only 7 poses that improve flexibility, they are just listing 7 of the many that do. It's clearly aimed towards beginners, so they're not exactly going to bombard the reader with every single yoga pose that improves flexibility.",I must have dropped this:
Apparently I am still considered to be temporary.. and they wonder why FDH would rather spend time with my family and I rather than these people.,Yeah that's a real head scratcher.... Why would someone want to spend time with people who treat them well?
That little girl sounds absolutely precious! How could you not be charmed by someone like her? MIL must be a real bitch...,"She was a little sweetheart, still she got the train question wrong!"
Two perfect yellow cards. During the Euro2004 Mourinho was commenting on a live match for Portugal and he nearly had an orgasm when Deco made a foul like this.,Is there a video of this?
"Yeah, Obamas approval rating going up this year is very unusual, it usually doesn't happen until after the president has left office.",i wonder why
I want to see it as well but since it looks like they might try to arrest him he is keeping it underwraps for now. This way they can't use his footage to construct a narrative around it. Let them write their report and investigation and see how many discrepancies there are.,Bingo!
r/hillaryclinton cucks want this to happen so bad. I say give them what they want.,But Obama said there is no such thing as election fraud in the USA
"Now that we're nearing the end of the regular fantasy season, what could you have done differently on draft day that would have impacted your season? For me, I have a couple: Drafting Bell in the first. Sank me to a 0-4 record which I was unable to overcome. He's been great since, but if I would've taken Zeke or DJ instead, I'd be sitting great. Picking Edelman over Evans. Evans is the #1 WR, Edelman is like 40. Not using an early pick on a TE. By early, I mean before round 10 and after round 5-6. Besides Gronk, Reed, and Olsen, everyone else is almost hit or miss. I managed to get Miller, but he was inconsistent and did poorly for me when I needed him most. Drafting Bortles as my starting QB. We all know how that panned out. My season is over, but I'm still competing. I'm 3-8, and I've beaten the #1 guy at the time twice, second time being last week. I've allowed the most points by far and have I think the 5th most points for. Oh well, there's $25 down the drain.",Pick two RBs not named AD and Woodhead.
Steal of a deal on a local PT Cruiser Custom,That's one hell of a clean stereo install.
You'd be right in that but you haven't bothered to go further to realize the police oppression is a correlation to the the systemic cycle of black oppression which leads to conditions that facilitate the aforementioned.,Who has time for that?
"I go out for a big breakfast/lunch/dinner for that and more on occasion - keyword occasion. It's nice to treat yourself every now and then, but that $30 spent on a parma and pint once or twice a month isn't going to affect my savings in the slightest.",Fuck swap to wednesday night snittys and you can go out twice as much and save money!
316068215,Thanks so much.
What it takes not to orgasm first,"Finally a worthy comment that doesn't make men look like insensitive fools, this should be top god dammit"
Don't toss that meaningless garbage up. There hasn't been a peep since she conceded.,"I'd explain it to you, but there aren't enough crayons and sock puppets in the world to do it."
The only unusual thing about me when I was 15 was that I wasn't shagging around. Do behave.,Im 20 and i never shagged around really
Are there separate US and CA rebates for some of them? Can I double dip if I live in CA?,"CA = Canada, so nope."
"I immediately saw world news and was like wtf, how is this not in r/nottheonion????? but it turns out it is, with 2000 more upvotes, but this one is on the front page instead.","Thanks Reddit admins, truly making the front page a wonderful place"
Why were you expelled from your school/ Dismissed from your Uni/Polytechnic?,For passing the O levels and finishing my diploma.
"Well.. Personally, I'm happy I used all my summons for Rain and Fina. I will be skipping these units.",I'm sad that I did caused I got neither with 18 summons QQ
This is the irony. This new system *forces* you to drive to them most of the time. Its why Niantic is a joke of a company. They have no logic or thought put into their ideas.,they want you to drive TO the pokestop but not PAST it.. surly hasn't to do anything with sponsored pokestops or alike
"What's your budget, where do you work, do you have a car?",Why are these even relavent?
"Really Big Thread - November 23, 2016 Welcome to another edition of The Really Big Show. Feel free to discuss the show, or anything related to the show, right here in the daily thread.",i can not wait to hear all the great Ohio State guests they are going to have on today
Lol the kid is a fucking moron that's all. Being straight up with cops is a terrible move for a criminal to make.,"Yeah nevermind that it could help you get off or get a reduced sentence... always lie to a cop, right?"
Riot gifted me a TSM icon? Was afk for an hour come back to a message saying i was gifted a summoner icon by Riot Games. Only icon i didn't have before was a TSM icon. What?,"WTF Riot, I didn't get one."
I hope Sony is able to get the old Marvel vs Capcom stuff back on the Playstation Store. Even if it is for a limited time.,I need jill on mvc3
Let's be clear. You need to be upfront with this at a night club. A lot of guys or girls aren't compatible with the same hardware. If you do this at a night club and someone catches on you've got like a 95% chance of freaking someone out. Even the most accepting people might not be sexually into it.,"Yeah, it's totally rude to dance with somebody without them knowing upfront what's in your pants."
"AC tattoos seem to get botched more than anything else (besides Hatchetman, barely) but this one looks great my dude",I take offense to this!
I still don't know if the chicken or the egg came first.,The chicken...cuz an egg can't have an orgasm.
This reminds me of idiocracy as much as trump. Nobody here has stopped to ask why a basketball player's opinion should be relevant?,Because he's one of the most influential public figures in America.
Reaching back to a 1959 law... I'm sure that will have some great consequences. Anyone know what sorts of things are banned because current year 1959?,It's only been like 60 years things don't change that much.
Anyone who thinks the electoral college should be replaced by a popular vote only system is just stupid. What a joke. You guys really cant be serious.,"Right, because the electoral college is brilliant and makes so much sense in 2016"
For fun?,Who even plays for fun in 2016
"If I couldn't play against bots when I started playing HotS, I wouldn't be playing it today. If this promotion is what got me into playing, and I wasn't eligible because it didn't work with bots, I wouldn't start playing it at all.",same here btw.
Yay merica! you did it! you managed to elect someone who will not give us a fiber for another 8 years.,6 Mbps/768kbps ADSL is good enough for anyone as long as you keep your damn cable or satellite TV service like wholesome conservative-Americans do.
You are using private IP address space. You can subnet it however you want. Your router is still just NATing it for you.,"Alright, thank you very much!"
For us it was the Enviromental Science teacher. Emphasis on environmental.,"Weird, for us it was the chemistry teacher and a former student."
sorry my gf is from texas not boston,Texas... THere are only 2 things that come form Texas...
Who the hell measures blow in pounds? Only a news guy who has no idea about blow would report it in pounds lol,wow everyone look at me i know the metric system!
This cast is a thing of beauty,Where's Kanye?
"This plays a big part of it. I stream tons of music, new and old, but will go out and buy a handful of albums on vinyl by the end of the year based on what I really listened to.","I buy vinyl from smaller bands, and it pretty much always comes with a URL to download the music in MP3 or FLAC."
"Seems shreddit is overtaken by extreme versions of metal, I know it is metal but is it even metal? Death/Black/whatevercore seem like something other than metal to me. Another question/point: people who play this kind of metal, are they ever happy?","Ha I was hoping to see this posted here, is this the cookie monster vocals guy as well?"
"Well okay. My summons for the most part have been bad lately so maybe it's a good time to spend money on other games. Way to go gumi, have a safety net for folks, lie about it then remove it.....",Buy pokemon sun and moon
"This was my buddy Tex. Of course he was a fucking Texan. He was a big, dumb animal. Actually a lot smarter than he led on. Had to be 40 pounds over his max, didn't seem muscular, but he just had that sort of I work on a ranch in the Hill Country roping cattle all fucking day brand of retard strength. It was 2005 and I was a complete retard of a PFC at my first duty station. I had been there for all of 3 months when Tex checked in fresh off a trip to Fallujah with his last unit. We weren't so savvy on PTSD in those days, so we just assumed he like to drink and wrestle with....everyone. People who outranked us in the barracks on field day? Mr. Vice at a unit mess night while in blues? Random dudes at our off-base bar? Yes. We started a funny act of barracks civil disobedience. Every Friday, we would peruse the free section of Craigslist for a couch or loveseat. We would pick it up after work, carry it up to the catwalk of our barracks, get wasted there, and then band sloots on the couch under the stars because our barracks had no AC. We would've been busted by PMO, but they were part of our squadron and our drinking buddies. We also drank with the Public Affairs guys so often that their Major put a ban on quoting us for the Air Station newspaper. Well...I'm about to deploy to Iraq on a sweet IA, and Tex EASes. He marries our favorite bartender, picks up Sgt on terminal leave, and then heads out to Texas. He came back to visit us a couple of times. When I came home from Iraq, I got to see the real ceremony that he and his wife had for family and friends. We had a blast. Three days later, I PCA to a new unit and say my goodbyes to Tex. End up on a MEU at my new command pumped for another deployment. Through the work-ups I hear Tex and his wife divorce, and he wants to reunite with the old gang. His new job and some other commitments interfere, and the earliest he can get back out to see us is a week after I deploy. I e-mailed from the shitty ship NIPR to my old roommate to see how it's going. I'm expecting to see some absolutely retarded pictures. I get this instead: Bro, I can't believe I'm telling you this on Memorial Day. We had all walked outside to have a smoke and get some more beer while Tex was passed out on the couch in the cabin with his new girlfriend. When we got back the cabin was in flames. Dave {name changed, he's a firefighter} ran in to try to get them out but it was too far gone. Tex is gone, Dave is inconsolable, and his Dad is on his way out here to meet with the coroner. I'll try to get the info for you to send flowers and donations for the funeral. And that was it. My buddy was gone. Treasure your big, dumb Texan Marine friend.",I feel like Texans make up 90% of the Classy Williams of the Corps.
Picking a fucking wanker as the Rugby Coach,You're just a small-minded bigot who's afraid of blacks
We like all the same things,It's like.... we're the same person... QUICK NAME YOUR FAVORITE SUPER HERO batman!
Where are you gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show ya!,You've got a lotta nerve talking to me like that!
"iirc, he's farming hearts, because they are currency for buying upgrades in the nearby town.","Ahhh, that makes sense, thanks (I've never played that one and I got into VinnyVania much later)."
can't. Not born in the US South African-born,Well we got Obama and he's not american born
What's the one old person thing you currently do?,Pluck nose hairs seemingly every other day.
I swear Minion toys bring out the crazies.,"They've always been crazy, they're just easier to spot now."
UK to censor online videos of 'non-conventional' sex acts,"Don't worry, there definitely won't be any more censorship beyond this."
Typical Germanon on /pol/,DEUTSCHLAND JA
Which is also a south park plot... we've gone full circle.,I like to think of it as inspiration.
Interesting. What makes you say that?,Because their coach is a joka
Man shot in attempted robbery in downtown St. Louis,"No mention of the attempted robbery that happened in Shaw last night around the same time, except the homeowner shot at the robber and stopped it.... I wonder why."
"Still, I consider that a lot... O.o",you havent seen my 12 zelnites ;)
"It's more about whether u can fit her properly into a workable team. Having pure nuking power is great but it puts her at a disadvantage for now, due to the dominance of azurai+allanon+2avant. That leaves only 2unit slot for spark + bb gen + 3frame blanket + whatever nuke u can find, so there's very little choice here. It's unlikely elza+rize (which happens to fit the requirements) beats lauda+shura, the highest scoring combo right now","Yeah you are right, lets hope somebody finds a good setup where she fits gl's standards"
"No late game mage damage, which can be a problem if your comp isn't built around the neith mid Okay.","I usually pick Neith mid to complete the comp for mage ADCs or I take her to solo, if a warrior is going ADC."
GOT ANYMORE? I'M STILL SAD.,"When it is done and this franchise is in ashes, then you have my permission to be sad."
11 year old boy beaten up at school had to be taken to Hospital because he voted for Trump in a mock election.,"Trump supporters are so violent, that they make other people violent!"
Why does this feel like a trap meant to get single women to identify themselves?,"You're right, they should hide in the shadows forever"
"Why do americans care so much about Cup Holders? I've been wondering this since some time actually, since in germany nobody really cares if your car has cupholders or not, if you have them cool extra, if not who cares. So why do americans care so much about them?",You know car manufacturers don't cater to the American public because I cant put my 64oz Big Gulp in the cup holder
Ronaldo reaction during Bale injury,"He didn't try and kiss it better, Ronaldo must hate him, Bale's out soon."
Im a golf pro It really isnt that interesting,At what level?
"After watching some major tennis tournaments I don't see why this would be so difficult. They have cameras that catch a little yellow ball going 100+ MPH and can see exactly, to a millimeter where the ball landed",Tennis is way more profitable than the NFL!
"Exactly, they're blatant hypocrites. Their cheerleader Milo Y. was on CNBC yesterday, and he was exposed for the hypocrite that he is. They asked him about Colin Kaepernick's silent protest, and he basically called it ugly, inappropriate, and unAmerican. And the host called him out and said, Didn't you just say that you want people to be non-PC and say whatever they want? Isn't Colin doing that? Free speech? and Milo looked dejected from being called out and just said Yeah, he has a right, but I disagree with him. They're all like that. Hypocritical to the bone.",Very symptomatic ...
Teenagers stop reckless drivers in Russia,I'm surprised that no one got shot yet.
Horse Physics,"With the stuff you seen in this game, was expecting the tank to blow up and the horse to come out unscathed."
"Police officers of Reddit from states who have not decriminalized pot, do you feel bad ruining people's lives over a substance that is now widely popular amongst the majority of society?","Clearly it is all the fault of people who's job it is to enforce the law actually doing that job, rather than the people who knowingly break the law."
"Okay, let's talk about George Soros, you Trumpets: GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE! Remember when you talk about George, you always seem to mention about him selling out to the Nazis? Well 2 things: 1. He was born in August, 1930. The Third Reich fell in 1945. That means that if he really did sell out, he would have to be between the ages of 3 to 15. 2. even if he did, YOU NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THOSE JEWS HE SUPPOSEDLY SOLD OUT ANYWAY! In fact the only reason you hate him is BECAUSE of the very fact he is one. You just want to perpetuate your racist thought that Jews are untrustworthy and greedy. So don't even think for a moment that you care about his activities in WWII. In fact, if he even did, you might praise him for firstly, being an entrepreneur who can find a way to make profit, or secondly, getting rid of da joos. Your shit don't work on us.",You must be some Soros funded CTR shill
I feel like he is doing a big Mulroney. Trying to please everyone but failing to do anything concrete. So many similarities when it comes to trade and taxation it is actually quite shocking. The carbon tax is literally the biggest federal implemented tax since the gst. The trade agreement with Europe reminds me of NAFTA.,Pleasing everyone is the liberal mo
This video causes a memory leak that forces you to hard reset your iPhone. It doesn't work on android phones.,This also crashes some android phones.
Oh man how many will Xscam-coin be a XMR competitor? threads we have to endure?,MORE
"Take a look at the theme r/clansfordestiny. Should I make a similar them for this sub, at least temporarily?","Gladly, anything is better than default"
"Damn iguanas, doing their drugs and climbing in people's heads.",Changing colors and stuff.
"You were both scumbags, you because you played Noz anyway despite suspecting that he was multitasking, and him much more so because he selfishly didn't care about your experience at all.","Yeah, how dare he play within the confines of the game to out-play his opponent!"
Soros wants America to go to war with Russia to get rid of Putin and put someone in power who will open borders. Soros goal is one race on Earth.,"The banks, he set up his own IMF with BRICS, and he isnt allowing Rothschilds into his country, that's all."
"No, pregnancy is not the reason why I don't drink! I'm so annoyed right now. I don't drink alcohol. At all. Never. And because I'm a woman, this really sucks, because every time I turn down an alcoholic beverage, everyone automatically assumes I'm pregnant. Oh my God, you're pregnant, aren't you? Congratulations! You don't want a glass of wine? How far along are you? Oh finally! See, you said you don't want children and look at you now! No, I'm not pregnant. What I have is malfunctioning liver. If I'll start drinking on top of that, I might as well dig a grave and order myself a coffin. But I don't have to tell that to the whole world, I don't want every single person to know about my health problems, I don't want to explain my private life to everyone who offers me a glass. Stop assuming I'm pregnant just because I don't want to empty a bottle with you. I'm not pregnant, I'm just trying to live. And what enrages me even more is that some people don't believe when you say you're not pregnant. I'm like oh no, I'm not pregnant, I just don't want to drink and they're like come on, it's the only reason why a female refuses alcohol. I'm so angry and upset because two more people today were like oh congratulations on your baby then! Why does it happen like that? Yes, maybe pregnancy is one of the reasons a woman don't drink but it's not the only one. Why do people need to be like - don't drink=pregnant, without even considering other options - maybe she's ill, maybe she's religious, maybe she just doesn't like the taste, etc.??","Actually, I recently converted to Islam!"
Is that really a thing? They could lose their right to sell any video games from the distributor,Not to mention both Xbox and PS network will ban your system.....
"Trump picks billionaire Betsy DeVos, school voucher advocate, as Education Secretary","What about TrumpEd, a new national K-12 charter education startup run for profit ... because only the private sector knows how to run things, right?"
"So, after living through the Gilnea event 3 times and never capturing him, having literally thrown gems at trying to get him in the past... I got him first run.",Good job Xerte *slow claps* Unit analysis?
Depending on trajectory it would be fairly similar to the Chelyabinsk impact. Broken windows but not much else.,unless the impact / explosion happened directly above an inhabited area.
You better believe that! I'm sure they saw this as *proof* that they're onto something. Stupid *and* paranoid is a really bad combo.,"Don't call them that, that's why Trump won."
Might have to make a playmaker myself or play with a legit playmaker if P&R is that damn deadly.,If you have a teammate with HOF brick wall it's not even fair.
Trump turning away intelligence briefers since election win,Who need intelligence briefings when they have Google and Yandex?
And he might be a 1 someday,At least he'll be a solid 9 taking into account his wonderful personality
I think it does I've done nearly 800 arenas no legendary but went to do a emissary ( after not doing em for two weeks ) got a prydaz on the first cache,"Well, 7.1.5 will be good for you :)"
Trump to scrap NASA climate research in crackdown on politicized science,"Yeah, but Hillary was just as bad."
Skorpio SKS-15,I like.
"So, it's the penetration itself that's appealing?",yeah the first time you get all the way in there....your like ahhhh
*points to flair*,"Whazzat, what flair?"
Cuck,"Probably voted for Bernie, then had the audacity to come here and say that."
"Good heavens, have you ever dealt with a wild turkey? There's a reason they named a hard liquor after it, They will fuck you up.",Clearly the turkeys are unarmed though!
You mean the Outrage Warrior movement?,I prefer Status Quo Warrior movement
What is the best/worst name for a child today?,North
"Bears fans know a thing or two about salt don't they. What's the over/under making the playoffs before 2020? You can have a cute little 45th anniversary for your lone Super Bowl win before the big 50. Also in case you're even moderately interested, check my post history. I don't give a fuck about Sitton if that's what I'm supposed to be butthurt about.",You should double check your math.
This Line is Martz Era Bad... I'm Praying For You Jay,Jay has been Martz era Jay bad.
"Youre actually paying the smelting price, they cant hold soulbound items silly","Also, you're like the 30th person to do it this week."
To be honest she has every right to say that after the stunt Sylvanas pulled. It does look like we have no honor. We used our reputation and good standing with that very queen to then turn around and help Sylvanas trap Eyir. I felt like such a jerk after that cut scene. Really unhappy with Sylvanas for that.,Are we the baddies now?
What isn't actually real?,Chem trails lmfao
"The restrictions that were put on the CIA after the Church Committee hearings of the 70s forbade them from doing the sorts of things the general public *assumes* they do all the time, like running around killing people. Such operations could only be conducted under very strict restrictions, and under the direct order of the president. However, after 9/11, all that got tossed in the dumpster, and the CIA got its license to kill back--not only that, a veritable MANDATE to kill. Today, they operate a parallel killing program with JSOC. The two are almost never coordinated, and are quite frequently at cross-purposes with each other. In short, we even have wasteful government duplication of effort when it comes to clandestine murder. But all of this is irrelevant to the story at hand, because it has to do with JSOC, which is a completely separate organization from the CIA, and was never under the same restrictions the Agency was. Read a little *modern* history. EVERYTHING changed after 9/11.",Do you have any suggestions for books on the subject?
Wanting 2 VIP tickets,what....?
Im new just give my karma,Me too
Preds Rare 3 on 0 vs the Stars,Nice video.
Yeah I've been a daily user of Reddit for 4+ years now and I truly don't care. I like Reddit. You can do whatever you want and I wont stop coming here. So just saying. You probably dont hear this side too often.,"good, keep in line, and back to the herd ;)"
"Veno, beastmaster, lifestealer, enigma, chen, enchantress are all strong junglers. Wtf are you smoking.",the problem is that all of those either suck or have to start in lane to get level 2-3.
"What are some of the dumbest things you've heard people say about veganism/vegetarianism? I think the worst I've heard is Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, except I eat chicken Not even kidding.","I don't even know what a vegan is, I just know that I'm supposed to hate them."
"okay but surely you can acknowledge that the *odds of flipping a coin and landing on heads five times in a row* is less than the odds of flipping a coin and landing on heads once, yes?",No no no it's 50/50 you either get it or you don't.
Piss of all of r/harrypotter in one sentence. No rules. No rules at all.,Griffindor is for special snowflakes
I have to redo this semester all over again? Really?,"This sounds like it would make a pretty terrible movie plot, unless you made some seriously bad choices in the last year"
"THERE SHOULD BE A FIXED META FORCING PLAYERS TO PICK SPECIFIC ROLES.For example League has top,jungle,mid,adc,support.Overwatch needs similar team comps to solve this chaos.","Here, you dropped this:"
Fallen 1v4 on ESEA,This guy should go pro
Malik Zaire narrows transfer choices to Wisconsin and North Carolina,Go to UNC.
I'm not betting my ass for anything in this post,Nobody wanted it anyway
"It would be something in your items (consumables section) that would be glowing That's what it is, and usually checking there solves it","Unless there's nothing there, in which case, your OCD is severely triggered and you're too lazy to do some workaround method when Bungie should've fixed it a long time ago anyhow."
"Can't wait for 'cut out your kidney and sell it' cause fuck it, why do we need two.",Look... if you're going to let a simple thing like a non-essential organ like a single kidney or single lung or testicle stand between you and home ownership... then I question your motivation to even own a home in the first place.
i was 16 in 11th grade,Most people are 17 by the end of the school year..
Does anyone have a blue in their vault that has a special story behind it?,Blue scout rifle with shoot to loot from Crota days
"That would be 9+ straight years of LeBron in the finals, and would surely confirm him as the equal best player of all time, would it not?",Nah because the East is weak as fuck and anyone can get to the conference finals there.
I really wish I lived during a time when people didn't have smart phones at concerts. Went to a concert the other day and couldn't help but think about how many phones I had to look through to actually see the stage. Of course they do have a purpose and it's wonderful that we can re-live and share our experiences as we see our favorite artists live. I can't help but wish I lived during a time when people had their hands in the air instead of their phones.,Member berries are a dangerous thing...
"CLG to Start Challenger Squad, Seeking Coach",P.O.T.E.N.T.I.A.L
Because it's similar to but nobody came,"Right, note to self, any time nobody appears, it's a reference to Undertale"
They didn't for AJ Styles so that isn't everyone.,Are they gonna miss his entrance too lol?
Thank you.,You're welcome I wish original source on ITV could upload it to their Youtube channel.
Someone hurting your precious fee fees is not a good reason to vote for someone like trump.,Well then voting Hillary because trump is racist is equally stupid.
"Well to be fair, Lana does have big hands.",Its like shes a yeti.
This vile treatment of cows breaks my heart. (Graphic-ish),Reminds me of the movie Dune.
"Ah, see, there I go assuming everything only ever happens in the U.S. Here, he'd be getting time for everything they could think of. They'd probably toss some drugs on him just to get a longer rap sheet.",Sprinkle some crack on him Johnson.
What if I said that West Texas is beautiful?,he clearly said he doesnt care what you say.
"Nee, das ist nur weil ich sonst keine anderen Freunde hab",Ja das kann auch ein Problem sein..
me too thanks,thats funny bcause i am a b
"We really need a throwback docket one day Dark Souls invasions, Speed Runners, Cards Against Humanity Daddy plz",3 hours of 100% orange juice
"Songs that Go with Mormon Polygamy So, what songs would go best with a video explaining Mormon Polygamy? Showing my 80's bias, I came up with the following three. Submit your favorites. My Sharona - The Knack Rock the Cradle of Love - Billy Idol Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police",Starboy - The Weeknd
She posted pictures,Thanks dude.
it doesn't even say how much you have to input in the first place.,Every single last bit of plastic created over the past 100 years and you only get $78mil So Much monies
Green Party raises $2.5 million for presidential election recount in Wisconsin,When the recount shows that she actually won the state people are going to shit their pants.
"Just because it's legal, doesn't mean you're safe Sitting next to a group of girls in Starbucks. They're discussing fucking over some guy by lying that she was under the influence when they had sex. Apparently this forces a statutory rape charge, even though they were both minors.",And women laugh that men are scared of girls...
"Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal BBC interview. Why Delhi, why?",Because Delhi wants to be known as the comedy capital rather than rape capital of India
Had No idea that the JSDF used their own rifles. I thought they used American built rifles,They use domestic gear partly because their own stuff is designed to fit Japanese physique.
"If I did, I'd say, get the union to fight for that. I also don't use the DVP or Gardiner to get to work. I drive up Vic Park, which will soon get super busy.","That's okay, just tell your employer to pay you for the extra time it takes to get to work."
"It can be. But like many players, I use it to avoid those stupid early round downs.","I usually don't buy QR until I have my 3 other perks, because if I go down before that, then I would usually restart anyway"
Car swaybar end link. It's for vehicle stability. They often break. Source: I sell car parts and work on them.,Solved!
"It's prolly just a bro with a rolling backpack. You know that bro that's just waiting in line minding his business waiting for the new iPhone 7. He doesn't give a fuck about waiting in line or that everyone's bashing the phone. He knows what he's about. There's four people in line including him and they cut the ribbon to let you in the store and everyone just walks past, but not this bro. He gives the store employee two finger guns and a high five to make his day better. The employee doesn't fuckin wanna be here, but this bro just tries to make his day a little better. That fuckin bro with his rolling backpack. The employee will be in the lunch room later all like, yo, you see that bro up front with the two fingerguns? and his coworkers will all be like yea man that bro's pretty chill.","Slightly off-key, but meta, and I like it."
These white man class don't even care if he lied. That's the thing they only wanted to see a different guy in office when he flopped basically on 110% of the issues they won't care. When he will fuck them. They won't care. As long as he will find new people to point blame. It's all good in the hood.,Talk like this is why Trump won!
I wonder who his favorite designer is.,VLONE
It would make Thanksgiving a lot more fun,You mean you don't like arguing with relatives about politics?
Oxhorns pretty good,Ox is good for anything
Gobble Gobble,Thus is great and i stole it for my mass sms
Leah Remini Demands the Church of Scientology Pay Her $1.5 Million for Damages.,"Well, at least they don't pay taxes."
Imagine the scenes if man city are down 0-3 at half time.,What scenes?
So.... did you get one?,"Yes, the black one is all mine!"
parsis?,no they are mistri's.
"So I Made A Cryptex, Now What?",Seems like the diabolical plot should precede the cryptex.
Struggling? Maybe he thinks it goes up his bum instead?,Maybe they sold him a Flashlight instead and he's genuinely confused.
Do YOU want free karma? Just make a post about how laggy the servers have been. You can complain or even just say they are laggy! Free upvotes for everyone. Even more upvotes if you talk about random 10 min DC's!,the servers suk ill take those upvotes
"College stadiums are some of the biggest in the world also, not just the US. The #2-#8 largest stadiums are all college football stadiums.",Of course the Indianapolis Motor Speedway actually seats more people than any of those (or potentially any other race track in the world).
"Unless you count you count Colosseum. Then it's also Noctowl, Swablu, Murkrow, Delibird, and Tropius",Those are closer to event moves than level-up.
No way that was a great play.,I forgot the
There are so many hackers in Overwatch...,"we paid for the game, so we should be able to enjoy it however we want!"
A small spud,What's a spud?
"Okay i tried this and it didn't work, my decks are in the same order and I have 40 TGT packs",Maybe if we had less deckslots it wouldn't be as confusing
Making America Gump Again!,"see, dere snow on ground, climate change not wreel"
"pfSense and distro's like it do indeed have a sort of gateway drug quality to them. For me it was messing around with smoothwall express (2.0) boxes back in the day. Of course, I was already a break/fix tech for a few years but it was really fun to setup a powerful home-based router.",This is essentially my story.
"I only use self checkout if I have a few items, never if I have a huge cart. I always thought of them as extra express lanes, but if the store is really slow I will always use the regular lanes even for a few items. I like the human interaction and I don't want to be the reason they replace more humans with machines.",You lost me at human interaction....
"Whole Foods sausages from the meat counter are just awful. I don't really have all that much more to add. I made a nostalgic meal of sausages, potatoes, peppers and onions last night and the hot italian sausages are just *so* bad, I can't even believe it. Not nearly enough fat, not nearly enough seasoning or salt -- it's honestly confusing me how devoid of good flavor they are. So, just like, don't buy them folks.",But I bet they are a significant amount healthier than their massed produced equivalent in a less elite grocery chain...
"Can this Build run Overwatch at 60+ FPS? Currently trying to build a pc, and am figuring out if this build would work. Specs: CPU - Intel Core i5-6600K 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor CPU Cooler - Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler Motherboard - ASRock Z170 Pro4 ATX LGA1151 Motherboard Memory - Crucial Ballistix Sport LT 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR4-2400 Memory Storage - Western Digital Caviar Blue 1TB 3.5 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive Video Card - EVGA GeForce GTX 960 4GB SuperSC ACX 2.0+ Video Card Case - Cooler Master N400 ATX Mid Tower Case Power Supply - EVGA 600B 600W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply I would prefer if I would be able to run the game on Medium-High settings, and I only have around $800 to spend. If you have any replacements for these parts that would be around the same price, please tell.","Yup, it's pretty good."
The 3 internet musketeers,I wana suk ur tets
"Sell me your main/favorite champion And if you one-trick them, that's even better \^^ It doesn't have to be just gameplay, just any reason that makies that champion the most fun champion for you. It could be theme, abilities, lore or anything really. Example: I love Bard because his abilities are simply fun to use. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^INeedANewMainPlsTheyReworkedMine",Annie: Everyone loves you.
Straw Poll: Would you like Ubisoft to implement more realistic headgears/uniforms or more cute headgears/uniforms?,More clown headgear pls.
"I'm curious, how does fucking over the Haitians help, protect and enhance US interests?",Because US interests are the interests of US capitalists and they stand to gain from cheap labour.
Kentucky football game shooting leaves 2 dead,"But if only 2 people are killed, isn't it not a mass shooting?"
"Support - Do you prefer Aggressive or Defensive? Id love to hear some of your thoughts on why you prefer one or the other. Aggressive - Ares, Bacchus, Cabrakan, Fafnir, Kumbhakarna, Sobek, Xing tian & Ymir Defensive - Athena, Geb, KHEPRI, Sylvanus & Terra I have completed all of them and I will always pick my choice based off of counter picks and best comp for my team but down to preference I LOVE the DEFENSIVE supports when I have a friend or 2 on. If I am by myself I will NEVER pick the defensive options because I want a chance to carry the team if need be lol. HUG BUG for life!!","Ne Zha, Erlang Shen, Awilix Aggressive aggressive aggressive"
This stadium design is fucking stupid. Who the fuck designs it so that sun blinds w/e team is kicking or playing in this direction?,"I've heard rumors the blinds are retractable, so they only use them against the visiting team."
"How The Hell Did Kryssie Avoid Every Single America's Vote? I remember we tried to get Kryssie on the block I believe 4 times? Week 1 with Cornbread, then Weeks 5, 6, and 7 against Scott, Alex, and most shockingly against Morgan. She also avoided every single HN vote until she was defaulted with Justin and Whitney. What gives? Kryssie has virtually zero fans.",The LNJ fans stopped splitting votes.
Get your pitchforks folks,"Nah, too mad zooted"
Like there's anyone any better to do that right now. Not defending Clemmings but let's be real here.,can we try a turnstile?
How so?,He didn't even finish the left side!
You know those delicious gummi worms at Walmart that are imported from Mexico? You better eat them now because Donald Trump is going to make them go away very soon,This made me sad... This is r/jokes not
Sure no problem except for the kids that happened to be in the school that closed mid year and lost a year of education ... better luck next year for them (hopefully),That's why charters need more money!
What's the joke?,"The joke is that he has log, eb, electro wiz, and miner."
One thing we know by now is that offense is not the problem. We are officially the worst team defensively in the league. We need more than just Aminu to anchor our defense. We have to make a move for a defensively gifted center. No amount of wait and let the team settle in is going to fix the problem we have right now.,That's what ezeli was for
About time finally luck is on the Lions side.,But Luck plays for the Colts
"2. File bankruptcy, a lot!",That makes him smart
"32GB iPhone 7 significantly slower than more expensive versions, tests show",I currently use an iphone 5 on AT&T. What model of iphone 7 plus should I consider to avoid these weaknesses?
"If there was a machine that could answer any question in existence, what would you ask if you only had one chance?",How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Names that Rory can be a nickname for,Sorority
"I have that! I saw a lady asked about this in AskMen once, and the vast majority of the guys there were like, seriously? I doubt I'd even notice; I've never thought about it before. I think it's one of those things no one besides ourselves would ever really give a second thought :)",I would never dates beautiful woman if... *Gasp* her armpits were darker than the rest of her skin.
"Is it really that different to JC2? I've played both and they're pretty much the same, but one has a fucking amazing wingsuit in it.","boring map, terrible performance on pc (nearly unplayable on powerful machines), worse driving, removed features, boring missions, dumbed down gameplay, etc"
"I'm curious, what do you believe he had ripped off?",Community
Never heard of the left being accused of wanting to install a theocracy.,Did you miss the last eight years of Obama instituting Sharia law?
Nah. Its Trudeau. Hes a corrupted fascist and hes is gonna completely ravage our country (literaly) like his father did before him but worse. This is the beginning of the end. Pray my friend pray. Also I forgot to mention Harper looked like gandhi and MLK had a baby compare to him. Literaly Satan. ^#comebackstephenweresorry,Prayer should get you far
This seems a little fake to me.,"Perhaps some things are dramatized or reenacted, but ask yourself this: would the Ramseys be scrambling to produce a favorable A&E documentary and have Burke appear on TV for the first time EVER if some of this weren't accurate and threatening to them?"
SE will ruin our christmas? Which way to Salty Hills again?,"Go straight, then left, then right."
Oh I completely agree it's totally her fault. I guess I just don't understand what WoW has to gain from showing this behavior from one of their most popular queens. Simply changing the music to something lighthearted and not including the whole freak out could of made it blow over. But we wouldn't be talking about it. I guess they are living for this drama like we all are.,I guess there is some truth to the theory that the producers have it out for her this season.
"Depends on the VCR, some people in Sydney are deluded when it comes to the value of old electronics. Saw one at the drive in markets for $350 because he saw if for sale for that price on ebay.",Remind me never to invest in your business ventures :P
**CNN: DONALD TRUMP VANDALIZES BABY**,"Nah, that babies a white supremacist"
...y me kreez o no?,Es de un strip club?
"A lot of Catholic ritual strikes me as creepy. If I knew nothing about Catholicism and found a group of people holding a Catholic service, I'd back away and hope they didn't notice me.","Crackers are the flesh of a person.. yeah, that's perfectly normal you see"
I'm pretty sure she's joking. I think it's the clickbait writers who need to chill out,"Oh yeah, of course she's joking, but it's clear as day that she's trying way too hard for Pratt."
How does this compare to Bo3 sales?,bo3 sold about 1.1 million on each console on release but with the release between both titanfall 2 and battlefield 1 and it outsold both of them so I would say that's pretty good.
Hong kong Island,Never seen that before
"Read the sidebar on frugality. It may not seem cheap to you, but saving hundreds on a coat or even $20 on shoes is still being frugal.",People need to research the difference between cost and value
Good guy Mario kart,The best part is because non game owners could only play as a shy guy it made you want to buy it to play a character you like without forcing you.
i'm still getting replies from MMAfags crying in their tapout shirts,Nah dude if you just try hard enough you can definitely out grapple a fucking gun
It's probably you just getting burned out.,"I've gotten the game recently and after like 10 hours I feel like I've experienced everything there is to experience, what am I doing wrong ?"
Windows 10 Store - Batman: The Telltale Series episode 1 is free,Too bad I'm still on Windows 7
He was supreme in Brazil 2012,I thought Hamilton and hulk was ahead before the crash?
If only it looked that bright and fun in the flicks.,Yeah it's not like the poster we've seen wasn't exactly like this or anything
I made the mistake of googling the tormentor and clicking the first Facebook link. I'm not sure if that's the woman's actual page but wow what a disgusting person.,The fb page has to be fake.
Do they need Americans?,Nobody need *them*.
Man punched student in the face in Salford McDonald's and called her a '****ing southerner',Ugh dem suvveners cumin up 'ere stealin our jerbs
Here's a Too Many Nats Update!,This is a great day for reddit
I Prisma'd the Little Big World photo of Dust II,Would be cool if they applied this kind of artwork to the churches in inferno just me tho
I was in prison for a few years. Most of the sex offenders weren't creepy at all. More look like Santa Claus than the stereotypical pedo.,You mean an old guy who lets kids sit in his lap all day?
"Hey U.S. Military? Yeah, that worked great, but Russia's stand off weapons are way more bling than yours, so step it up would you?",Nuclear Arms Race in a nutshell
"Bedankt voor de suggestie! Ik zie YNAB wel vaker voorkomen, ik zal het zeker proberen.",Gratis voor studenten overigens.
They actually tore up the public transit lines in LA to make way for more highways.,Because mass transit is for poor losers
I'm saving the most on black friday by not buying anything.,But you can't calculate your savings without buying products
I already made Popstar Ahri ! :),Good Ryouko costume as well.
"Please tell me if I'm an idiot or a genius! When it's raining, and in particular when there is standing water in the track. Why not put a squeegee on the from wing of the cars. Doesn't have to be the whole wing, just in front of the wheels. If you can't tell me why it wouldn't work then I'm going straight to a team principle.","I don't understand why they just don't race indoors, or at least put towels down when it gets wet..."
How much is Morata Club Champions worth?,He was going for about 100k on my server.
HALO 5 90GB,"Winrar is a thing 343, check it out."
"Garen has lost his spam Yet another sad day, the ctrl + 2 spam has been removed. Just did an ARAM where I got Garen and tried the spam, didn't work, no fun allowed :(",first the take our audio spam they remove the animation spamming when we become complacent
Get crabs.,Shouldn't be hard to do in tally