Input,Output
MRW I sext my SO before getting together tonight and he (jokingly) answers with a like emoji.,That boy is a natural born memester he might deserve it
13 or 15?,13
"Birthplace of Mark Twain, no longer exists however.",Fun fact
That would be fine if not for the fact that they announced FOUR new board clears so far for other classes.,Yea but they are affordable to mage because we now they needed
don't ever feel bad about leaving out the bread of a sandwich or pizza crust. A sack of flour is like .99 cents water is free. Trust me you're not paying for bread. *edit spelling,but... but... starving African children and all that
Great argument.,Do you even know who he is?
possible bug? Guild raid reset key,You can only use 1 key.
YOU GOT A PIC OF THIS KID!?,Sort of looked liked you!
Spez thinks he can stop The_Donald from shitposting to r/all,And this is why I love T_D
"a combination of complex social, international and electoral issues?","You with your fancy logic, get out...."
Gearbox boss Randy Pitchford teases a December 1 announcement,Oooo I hope it's him playing the guitar raging about Twitter!
"SO, Did WOTC just decide to see how much they can get away with with this set? they forget to print energy tokens. Which id say is a very LARGE over site. Now we have issues with people not getting rares in packs. Did WOTC quality control just fall sleep on the job?","Is it possible that, much like airplane flights, you hear nothing about the thousands of perfect, high-quality experiences every day and instead only read about the exceedingly rare times something goes wrong?"
"23 year old atheist wins city council position, takes secular oath of office, no drama ensues.",Oh thank god...
"This would be a great YouTube video, dueling killer roombas",Looking for r/robotwars?
"Exactly! Like, what if I don't accept your apology?",Then you're a little bitch with a big rack!
Is it just a commercialised bullet journal?,"It has most of the best features of a bullet journal in its design, but there's a bit more to it."
"sounds silvery maybe bronze it doesn't matter if you main support or not, exhausting the main source of damage its something every role it's supposed to know","im in G2, gold 2 that is, im too good got G2 esports"
Hillary would do much more than that i'll take lying crap i just pulled out of my ass for $200 alex,Can you at least acknowledge Clinton's own statements support my post?
Not to mention he stood up for her against Metal Bat. Makes you think.,"Watch out, here come Flashy Flash x Tatsumaki shippers"
"There/they're/their are different words with different meanings. If you fuck this up, I will judge you.",Wow your really sensitive
No Mans Sky SILENCE BROKEN - BIG UPDATE INC!,You're not going to fall for it again are you?
"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 01 2016 Thursday night usually means eviction which means we'll say goodbye to another houseguest. Who will it be? Will we see an HOH crowned tonight? Remember, do not post spoilers in this thread! If an HOH is crowned post-episode, discuss it in the Feed Discussion thread!","Sometimes, I don't know how Julie keeps her composure, I sure would have malfunctioned trying hard to hold my chuckle after that segment lmao"
Sold an inherited home after a family death. Do your research.,DNC indirectly bought the house because they killed that family member
You can listen to music from using one letter of the alphabet for the rest of your life: can be the first letter of the band name or first letter of the first or last name of a band member. What letter would you choose? What bands are included?,"T Thousand Foot Krutch, The Devil Wears Prada, Three Days Grace, Twenty One Pilots, Trace Adkins, Thomas Rhett, The Weeknd, etc."
An audio documentary about how one overseas fan became obsessed with THFC,YIDDO!
Here's a shocker: some of us actually liked XIII but the haters are more vocal.,"I've seen a lot of people who like it, but like the other guy, I haven't seen anyone say that it was a cornerstone or otherwise strong entry."
That's what journalists are (ostensibly) for.,You mean the corrupt (((liberal))) tools in the media?
"They can, however, say an amendment to a state constitution is unconstitutional which is what this is.",Is it though?
The Retaliator Base Does it come with the torpedo module and an inter-changeable one? I have looked around but nothing is really clearing things up.,"No, it's all about that base, no treble."
RNGesus Just Blessed Me.... Got Gao with Thanksgiving rare ticket. Almost died.,I know I'm late but man I'm jealous -.- nice luck
"Don't worry, they'll strip his citizenship first.",Nothing unconstitutional about that
I was waiting for that. With Tic-Tacs.,"I mean, nothing says that just because you are going to sexually assault someone that you have to have stank breath while you do it!"
"I've lived among Cuban exiles and I'm in good shape visa wise. Looking forward to coming up north and helping you fight the alt right, Cuban-style. #AmericanExile",We don't accept refugees from Cuba.
Scientists testing if poop transplants could help obese people lose weight and keep it off,u fatties can have my poop.
"TIL that President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.",This is literally not relevant to any current events
The sound of loons at evening on the lake.,Found the Canadian
"No Prep / Beneath the Grounds / X made the leaderboards? I played prep/grounds/fanofknives the most during the brawl and it had a good matchup against both mill druid and discard lock, and also could beat murlock decks easily and mech warpers if you were lucky.",I wanted to try that but was worried about Prince Malchezar as a hard counter to Beneath the Grounds.
#It is the year 2020   *Gabe walks up on stage in front of thousands of people*   **TODAY WE ARE RELEASING THE THIRD PART OF A SERIES LOVED GREATLY BY OUR FOLLOWERS**   *Crowd grows completely silent and shortly after gasps*   **TODAY WE PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU...**   #DUST 3 ^(for Counter Strike : Global Offensive!)   *gabe gets shot*,"Spoiler, it was an inside job, a planned suicide"
Matt Tobin played last offensive snap with MCL sprain that will require him to miss a few weeks. Injury happened on 2nd-to-last play.,Dillon Gordon active next week?
Fwd: A real conundrum,*takes red pill* *Suddenly in my dad's balls again*
PATCH 5.2 Hey guys. Does somebody knows when patch 5.2 will came out ?,"While we're at it, anyone know when patch 6.1 is coming out?"
Hell yeah! Now I just need Colorado to win,I think Wisconsin will have to die to Minnesota for Colorado to make the CFP.
That doesn't justify what happened.,"And yet, I feel less sympathetic."
Looks like a cemetery from the picture.,It is a cemetery.
"I'm on mobile right now so I can't post the links to them myself, but look through the trailers. Night scenes usually have them.",I found them thanks
"So, I have one of those engine stands. And I've made it work just fine on a small block chevy, with everything being symmetrical on the backing plate. Is there a reason you weren't able to get it lined up?",See newest post
lowkey i agree but i don't want to get yelled at by 6 people calling me a dummy.,I think people are finally getting over their Haden mancrushes.
I7 6700k $28.00,#Best BF deal yet.
Instant Justice to texting and Driving idiot,What an idiot... he's sitting on the wrong side of the car.
"Any slang term for vagina. Dunno why, they always just sound so...gross.",listen to this cunt^
Walmart sells boy's condoms. 11/25/2016 Walmart may change this when they see this.,Are there such things as girls condoms.
"Control Wards revealing Shaco I know it isn't supposed to, so it has to be some kind of bug. Sometimes when im in the area of a control ward they can see me. Anyone else has experienced this?","Well control wards give vision, so yes they will be able to see you if you're in it's range.. Though if you use your q then you won't be visible to the ward for the duration of your q stealth."
Trump appoints KT McFarland as Deputy National Security Adviser,"Let me guess, she's a backwards religious racist misogynistic moron who wants to make America hate again."
"Any idea when that may be? Also, slightly confused on the 25% off. Is it 25% off compared to originally planned price? Is it just for old Toonfest items? How long will that discount last?",Jeremy has to finish his dinner first.
Japanese voices are so better tbh,They sound like cats in heat.
Man. Seafood freaks me out. Something about the eyeball really bothers me lol,moose with spaghetti is gooood
"Frontline has the Dday beach assault, as far as I remember Allied Assault has you as an intelligence officer so after Egypt, Norway you end up on the para side of the Dday landings.","No, Omaha Beach is definitely in Allied Assault."
That's some stupid way to say it though. Just say 50% bigger.,"I agree, but maybe not a native speaker?"
The strongest rim for your needs I could think off the top of my head would be the Ryde Disc Bull. They've got a weight clearance up to 180kg.,Thank you I'll check them out
Can confirm. Trying hard to stay awake so I don't mess up my schedule.,"That's good, make sure you write some ideas down for whatever you can, I find that when I'm tired I have a load of good ideas that might work if they aren't too stupid."
I've never seen either... Maybe I should see them?,Boy do I envy you.
"When your Build is all Done, but you Forgot a Sticker",The worst kind of sticker :D
Our first negative review... Celebration time!!,I hope we handle the bad reviews as well as you guys do!
But liberals are telling me he was a great revolutionar icon. Are you telling me that liberal commies are spreading lies?,"Listen man, white hollywood liberals know more about Cuba than people who fled from it."
It's the result of a decades long marketing campaign against social welfare in this county. It's only amplified by social media. I see these totally fake stories all the time of supposed conversations people are having. It's like right wing porn.,"Wait, you're telling me that the majority of my taxes don't go towards lazy people getting free shit?"
I've been out of the game a while. Did something happen to The Axe Man?,"He's moving out of state, so while he's still going to come back to make some videos and such, he no longer works with AirsoftGI"
"All I got from this is that you mentioned your second customer was black, but no mention of the ethnicity of the first group.","That's some quick wit, queen!"
"Molyneux never caused a shitstorm on the same scale as NMS. He *did* do the exact same thing, but the shitstorm wasn't as big. And his games are always mediocre at worst. No Man's Sky was genuinely trash.",I'd say that the fact Molyneux kept doing it over the course of over a decade is worse but whatever.
"On the other hand, i've met Neil deGrasse Tyson and he was really nice.",that's cool and all but one guy said he was rude
"Some of EVGA's 1070s and 1080s were experiencing uncomfortably high temperatures on their VRMs (Voltage Regulator Modules, the things that control how much power from the PSU gets to certain parts of your GPU) and, in even rarer cases, some people had them catch on fire. There was even a video posted of a streamer who had it happen while he was streaming, and you could see the flash through the window of his case. Now onto the Joke. Razer claimed that Ralph's setup was on fire. The unnamed responder questioned whether it's status of on fire was due to the use of a graphics card that has recently made headlines for catching on fire. The joke is that Razer used the phrase on fire to mean that it is cool, it's what is hot right now, or perhaps even just referring to the fact that it glows red. The responder pretended Razer was being literal about it actually being on fire and used a topical news reference to seal to the deal. 5/7 PCMR Approved Joke right there.",3.5/4 ^FTFY
"Lonely guys of India, what do you do when you want a warm hug but have no one to give you one? I haven't received a heartfelt hug since I was like 14, when my parents stopped hugging me I dunno why... I sometimes crave it, but I dunno what to do in those moments.",Don't care about hugs
Seems kind of far fetched to me that the CIA attempted 638 assassinations and didn't succeed,"Yes, because the same CIA that didn't foresee the collapse of the USSR was obviously so omnipotent."
"Of course the old roster didn't work but 3 persons were changed, not only incon. Cope had WAY more problems than incon and venenu. Incon and venenu were pretty good but they didn't have the motivation of ocean AND PBM. But stop saying that incon was the problem.","Obviously Incon wasn't the only problem, But he was literally, consistently, going out of position and feeding his fucking brains out."
Then rogue would probably dominate the whole ladder if it dominated shaman,Yeah similar to rock-paper-scissors where one choice dominates the other two.
Please no loulex plz plz plz,peanut
SC orders ban on sale of firecrackers in Delhi-NCR to curb rising air pollution,That should solve the problem
South Florida declares 9 days of celebration.,"Cuba's old bougeouise celebrates death of Cuban Communist, who'd have thunk it?"
"Okay, just starting reading it, but I think I see the big issue here from the start: the first bit doesn't transition clearly between third-person omniscient to third-person limited, thus making it seem like the narration, rather than the character's internal monologue, is explaining everything. EDIT 1: Rowan's hand is actually explained later in the story. Essentially, it was made by another character (and not very well, since it's not actually manufactured, more jury-rigged).",Yeah... that was a very minor problem compared to everything else...
"No, it'll be around 60 tickets and 92/93/94. rice will probably be the 200 ticket card on Monday",87 overall Rice
I'm pretty sure something actually broke at the rear.,something obviously broke but even before that there seems to be quite a difference in stiffness.
Jesus Christ if Isis finds this book they'll cut her Fucking head off tho think for one second,"Wow, I'm sure you have a better handle on their situation than the people actually living there."
Joe Rogan: I find it extremely bizarre that all these UFC 207 promos only focus on Ronda and very little about the champion Amanda Nunes,Respect Rogan but dont pretend to find this bizarre at all.
Ukip candidate who claimed a gay donkey raped his horse is standing for party leader,Im confused what his horse getting raped has to do with anything.
I'd be interested if OP isn't,PMing timestamps
"KB, Joyner, PJ Williams (pre injury), Darby, Freeman? That's more than just a few others. Problem would be O-line.","Karlos was looking good too, for a while... if only he could get his shit together."
What did your parents almost name you?,"Sebastian, but I'm not arrogant enough for that name"
"So you're cool with signing an open border agreement with Africa, India and China right? So those people can decide too? It *is* a grey area and you're wrong to dismiss the OP.","its simple: the only way that returning expats can benefit their country is if they do it voluntary if they wanted to do it voluntary, they would have already done it, and we wouldn't be discussing it so this whole argument is pointless"
Good head though.,hah yea
??? The Famas and Galil might be the furthest sounding from each other of any gun there. If you said galil and m4 maybe.,yeah wtf
Lol America does this to their own citizens.,Yeah totally
Nigga got like 10 fucking joints just lying around,I think they're in the shape of a heart.
"I'd say get Bloodborne, specifically there won't be any lore or anything you'd be confused by (Dark Souls 3 has some references and answers to stuff from from the first 2 games)","Yeah, Bloodborne lore is not very confusing."
"If Turkey becomes a EU member, the boarders will effectively be open anyway, correct?","Yea, pretty much a catch 22."
"Not really. While it *does* raise the water's boiling point, the effect of a little salt in water is negligible.",Are you fucking mansplaining salt to me you shitlord?
Hint: Any developed nation other than the USA,Thanks for answering my question.
"hey buddy, maybe thats enough internet for today",Maybe mind your own business sweetheart!
It's the only picking I know how to do. I can't SPP to save my life :(,me too- but for the average padlock or even deadbolt around most of the US raking is pretty effective.
It's so weird that I'm looking forward to the Lakers getting better under Luke. I feel gross.,"Why is that weird, you were a Lakers fan 5 years ago"
A fact would be Fidel Castro is dead. By using a ! it shows his attitude and comes across as tacky. He is the president now he needs to be held to a higher standard.,"Yah, he should be praising this revolutionary."
r/chinaglass,Thank you!
Mike Pence on twitter: The tyrant #Castro is dead. New hope dawns. We will stand with the oppressed Cuban people for a free and democratic Cuba. Viva Cuba Libre!,Goddamn that guy is so racist
You can only have 100% of anything Max,Not if you have Big League High Upvote Energy
"Instead of taking the test I would present them with reasons nobody should use that shit and how long it's been since the world moved on. Then I'd call them a bunch of old dinosaur farts and leave, thanking them for their time on my way out. Wouldn't want to seem rude or anything.","Yep, all old projects should be rewritten everytime a new standard comes out"
I've been defining myself based on the reactions of others my whole life. I always think about this when people say just be yourself. I feel like myself without this conscious need to change to appease would be the weirdest fucking person ever.,But he will also be the coolest fucking person ever.So its a fair trade.
This is what happens when nice countries fight!,fight
"I was wondering how one person could possibly steal enough from a dollar store to make it worth stopping them, then comes along this guy to answer that question.","In his defense, it sounded like he had no idea how any of that got there"
Patch Notes - 05/09/2016,"A few fixes to AMD users, G29 users, audio and the steam workshop."
"Standard NFL league Need to pick 3 Antonio Brown Jordy Nelson Jordan Matthews J Maclin W Fuller S Watkins Currently leaning towards Brown, Nelson, Mathews. Any advice would be helpful","AB, W. Fuller (great matchup and third option behind miller, hopkins who are playing a PATs DEF), Nelson (great matchup potentially) but could be swapped with Mathews"
"Wow, how helpful! Thanks!",I'm glad I could be of service
They were definitely being sarcastic.,Syntax error: expected
So innovative to fakeplant,It was the use of the two smokes not the fake plant
How quickly people forget,"That was totally different, they thought trump would lose."
"Chrome can eat up your memory, especially if left open a long time. Some addons (I have heard but not used) can lower chromes memory usage. What are you alt tabbing to? They are still patching dx11 as well.",Alt-tabbing to blank desktop.No other programs in background
You correct sir...or madam,Do you just assume his/her/others gender?
Is there any way to get Special/Whisper Coins atm? And is there only one cheerful coin obtainable so far?,I've seen them as the grand prize for the Scratch Lottery thing near Excellent Tower and Springdale Central Station.
"As many as you can spare, I thought maybe you had stacks. I have 2 cat rings so I don't care if you don't have the 99soul stacks. I'll go to high wall password cat. I'll put my sign down.",also you're IGN?
I'm no bot D:,Just what a bot would say
"First rule, everyone runs faster with a knife.","It stabs the air, causing it to move out of the way"
They don't make shows this good anymore :(,"yea, but we have them dank memes now!"
My mmr is pretty low but its thankfully not in double digits,You haven't even reached double digits yet?
"...Let me pass an unpopular opinion to reddit. very inconsiderate of other people and either have terrible spatial awareness, or just don't give a fuck that you exist.",It can't be because of their personalities or how they were raised no it must be because they are black
"Still awaiting on a reply from the mods about my post removal at the moment, sorry. :/",Maybe you should have attached a picture of a subwoofer to counter it.
We drive on parkways and park in driveways.,never heard this before.
"Best player not yet in Hall of Fame? Makarov and Lindros were popular picks for best players not enshrined in the Hockey Hall of Fame for a long time, as they were snubbed year after year. After this year's induction, who's the new best player not in the HHOF? (Players need to be retired for 3 years to be eligible, so don't say Brodeur)",Crosby
That's the blue jays for you. Doing the impossible. Like being a Toronto team and being good at the same time.,"Ahem, can't forget the Marlies"
BBC presenter refers to Ireland as one of the home nations,"LETS BOMB THE BBC, UP THE FUCKING RA"
who are the monsters that downvoted this.,"militia terrorists, no doubt!"
the propane,Don't forget the propane accessories too
"I'm the first to admit that Canada is NOT the best country in the world. It has A LOT of issues. But God damn, a mother gives birth to a new born baby and gets a week or two off of work? That's fucking idiotic.","Women get 12 weeks unpaid according to the federal government, which is plenty."
"Lets not kid ourselves here, the PS4 pro is a more powerful console.","Yes, but it doesnt have 4k Blu-ray, best games and cheaper price"
38-0 MSU got lucky in a few games and thats what we sent? At least Ohio or Harbaugh might do the job.,MSU got lucky in one game and then dominated OSU in the trenches and grinded for a win against Iowa.
"if you're younger than 30, **you** will be so pissed.",*phew* Dodged that bullet!
"You see...... COLL is best used for methods such as ZZ. For CFOP the effects may be minor. In CFOP the chance to get all edges oriented in last layer is 1/8, for a method such as ZZ its 100%.",You could always use VHLS...
F,F
bicth,Is that a Doraemon character?
Ahhhh this makes me feel much better.,Did you see it as blisters before?
The rural bumfucks despise intellectualism so that's probably why they love Trump so much. Every problem is simple and has a simple solution.,b-b-b-but we have to seek to understand them!
"When reloading Kolibri you only get 7 ammo, reload again to get 8 It's so annoying that I have to reload twice to get full ammo---",Didn't know this.. thanks for the tip gonna try out later
"Yes, he was completely wrong.",He got the 1980's part correct
"I just don't see how people can just chalk this up to just another weather event, like when people were making fun of Jim Inhofe bringing in the snowball. These events are so far out of the norm it's unprecedented.","All scientists work for the Chinese, of course."
I dont get this EAC installer? how do you get it? when open paladins,"as they said its just for a few people, they will roll out for everyone later if everything is working fine."
Tell Google to Bring Back Nexus Devices,Hahahahahahaha
Get Tyler1 unbanned by Christmas ( the uninitiated is giving the post hate :( ),"However did this is autistic, at least wait for the a year to go by and post it on reddit."
It is morning over here.,-_-
*Roombapolis*,Directed by M. Night Shymbalang
Glaz is doing trick shots now.,Fucking COD players
I have at least a three year supply of tea and a spare kettle so I think i'm sorted,That's gonna take a lot of water...
"No, this is the perfect candidate for infinite recursion, some how.",Should have ended with them shutting the shades
"Let's do this C'mon fellow Hapas, let's do our best to beat Eurasian people problems! I'll tell you a little bit about myself. I am an American living in the Boston area. My mother's family is from a tiny fishing village on China's east coast. My father was born and raised in my hometown. He is a mix of Swedish and Irish. I was never taught or bothered to learn to speak Chinese. In fact, I barely know my family at all on my mothers side. My mother had a very bad time with them years ago and they have not kept in contact. All my friends are white. Basically I was raised as a white Christian and I act and speak like a regular New-Englander. The only difference of course is my physical appearance, which of course plays a big part in ones life! Ok, a little bit more. I'm in my 30's and just moved in to my own place. I'm really happy about this new found independence and am contemplating my next move. I am happy with the work I do but of course like everyone else there is always that longing for something more. I don't really know where this Sub is going to go. I guess what i'd like to hear from subscribers are some constructive ideas, positive stories, suggestions, whatever might help to make our lives better! Let's be proud of who we are. Let's look forward not at the past. Let's help each other find meaning in each others lives.",are you interested in religious schismatics e.g raskolniks of altai?
Another outlet find,Bondage 4's
How much?,I was hoping for $40+shipping?
What are you studying? I'm an Aston Student but on my placement year currently.,"German and English, Ioving the course so far!"
This is not concrete..this is New Delhi,Fuck.
There might be other differences but these are the ones that spring to mind initially. Have a watch and see if you can spot anything else I might have missed haha,You forgot the part about our refs being whistle happy lol
Isn't Google another big data miner though?,"Shh, Google can do no evil!"
Hetro marriage,lol gayyyyyy
Legendary Building - The Tree,Suicide jokes aren't funny but hearing/reading a the log gives me one less reason to live
"You had one job, TDB.","Hey asians arent people of color, theyre practically white!"
"The only reason I went to offer the contract was because he was complaining about not getting one, so I give him one and he says it's for too long, he ended up leaving anyway",Hope he wasn't that good then ;)
When the coalition fires but you're England,England_military_tactics_since_1066.jpg
We are ALL the one with the problem on this blessed day.,^ ^ ^ FUCKTARD ^ ^ ^
"Being born, open on ideas how to solve this","Hmm that is a tough one, ask planned parenthood they seem to have a handle on this problem"
"I enjoy learning about it, but I suck at socializing so I could never be a politician.",The incoming president elect lacks sociable skills as well so don't rule out becoming President!
"Nah, they always ask me to bring in an active course list. Unless they've changed that policy in the last two years?","Correct, you need to show your course list."
How was she cheating on him? Where does it say that?,Obvi if he's harassing his ex it MUST mean that she did something to deserve it
Hasn't Marin signed with Afreeca already?,Yup
Black Magic Specialist Baba Ji,"Mods, how is this guy not banned yet?"
Good,loulex at UOL 100% confirmed
Must be Canada. I bought Prime here and I get the two day delivery in 4-6 days.,Toronto and Vancouver has same day prime shipping which is nice.
Wal-Mart's Dallas optical lab loses 91 jobs to automation,I'm sure Trump will come to the rescue
"The fluency thing is not real, haha. I speak fluent Spanish and it gave me somewhere around 55% fluent. I'm not sure why they even have it, but I guess it motivates some people.",the fluency-thingy is based on the number of words you know and their weight in common speaking... so its only valid if you only learn words from duolingo (still a bs feature).
Still amazing how well The Phantom Menance stands up visually after all these years,The visuals keep The Phanton Menace from being the worst prequel.
World Robot Olympiad begins in India,Is manmohan singh taking part?
*Redhats,Don't drag Linux into this
Could be Joffrey's little cousin,You're not the first to say that
Oh.. I'll be back.,... even managed to get Lydia out of my hair.
Clemson used timeouts and purposeful penalties to celebrate their seniors during the game yesterday. Is this a common thing for college programs to do? I have people telling me it is common but I can't think of examples.,"No, it's unsportsmanlike, classless and racist apparently.."
"OT-It's 9:40 on a Saturday and my night doesn't start for about an hour, so... I checked into Reddit, ugh. Another ten minutes I'll never see again. Came in here and, since it's been a couple or three months, was inspired to see what's going on at GOS. OMG, WTF happened? It's become a nearly perfect reflection of what I'm sure redstate or similar looks like. The front page has two good pieces on global warming, mostly ignored and about a 40% recommended rate, and piece after identical piece from whatever factory churns out DNC/HRC pablum. I know this is meaningless and very old news to the remaining few of you that have history over there, but I frequented that site for almost a decade and saw it grow and evolve right up to the point of genuine significance, and seeing how terribly quickly it was turned into exactly what it was founded to counter, is pretty damned depressing. Well, it's ten til and I just heard the shower shut off, so I'd better get my shoes on. See you tomorrow.",What is GOS?
Alternate Universe Straizo?,I thought it could be alt universe Green Baby but maybe
What algorithms/alg sets are you procrastinating to learn?,"OLL, ZZ-CT, and CMLL I can't decide which one to learn first, so that doesn't help"
Why is it so bad being a white male in Canada?,Because it's *current year*.
Hamilton's last lap was 9 seconds slower than his pole lap according to Sky F1,"holy shit i too am so upset that hamilton actually tried to win the championship and didnt give it away for free, what an asshole!"
Trump had a huge advantage in that he didn't owe anyone any favors. Especially not dumbasses like TK.,"So what you're saying is that Trump came with no strings attached, so he's basically Ultron?"
"Tbf, it's fucking insane to most Americans.","Nah, we are just tough on crime so we can keep our citizens safe."
Guys called Hunter or Chance will almost certainly be insufferable douchebags.,"Malachi's : usually super flamboyant gay..... Also anyone with a name starting with 'X'..... Xavier, xavius....cNt trust em!"
Leaked documents reveal secretive influence of corporate cash on politics,Secretive?
ITT: No background information,Maybe there are none?
maybe he will cut a deal to turn on someone else?? hopefully?,You mean before his accidental weightlifting accident inside a wood cabin?
There are braindead supporters on all sides of every argument. I don't care if they misinterpret my post. I care that they start using critical thinking skills. Obviously climate change is real.,But it's cold where I'm at
"After fishing Sol down, my next trip was to get a new light cage.",You need to double check your temps and husbandry he's obviously cold
Reddit in the year 3016.,I highly advice everyone to sign in with their reddit username and password there.
You know what to do Newton.,Make disgusting cookies?
"Quick little poll, who here works entirely In the box? Just curious to see what people are working with here. My assumptions lead me to believe that the majority of people on this sub use nothing but a computer and maybe a midi controller to make music. Are there any people like myself who prefer to work with hardware instruments and use a DAW for arrangement/mixing? Also what kind of music do you make with your setup?",i mainly work purely with my daw and midi stuff however soon i will start incorporating some guitar and bass into my stuff
"No electoral reform until enough Canadians want it, Monsef says",She wasn't condescending or evasive at all in that interview.
Gadwall Hybrid?,There are storm widgeons so maybe it's a storm gadwall.
"Earth Wind and Fire, V3, Horse Pens 40",Excellent slab!
Cars are meant for driving,And that's just what they'll do.
"Couldn't they just... not have the pilot inside the robot? VR headset and a remote pilots chair would make the fight way cooler. I want the robots to tear each other apart, not pussyfoot around to protect the pilots. Chainsaw arms, flamethrowers, etc.",VR is the only way this battle would be interesting
That's because this is a BS poll. Go look at the official r/CFB poll if you only want logic,Fair enough.
Doug Dickey's Florida actually went 12-0 against FSU and Miami from 1971 to 1976.,That was pre-Bobby so it doesn't count
All the world's mined gold,"I don't understand the scaling, due to there not being a banana"
"Naomi's final runway. I didn't hate the look, it was cute. It just didn't seem like her best drag.",how dare you not appreciate the 70s Kylie Jenner look
"Space Chambers do work across dimensions and it's something I am considering. Back in 1.7.10 I teleported a fully built house from the overworld to the void dimension, saved me a lot of rebuilding and all it left behind was a couple of blocks and a bugged RFTool's screen but I believe that's been fixed since. It's a great device for sure. I know I can use a different dimension however the idea is to have all of my bases in the same dimension but separated by a large amount of chunks so that I can lower both the rendering strain and deactivate the chunkloading of each module to prevent lag.",8Is there a thorough guide on how to use space chamber blocks to cut/paste buildings?
Am from Holland. You figure out the rest...,You live in a windmill and farm tulips with wooden shoes?
"I ran into the legend himself at the Olive Garden I work at! Thought you guys would appreciate it! Also, no, he didn't want cheese on his entree.",What if I told you NoahJ = 666?
"Ugh one of our clients has a manager like this. Every time one little thing breaks or she can't remember a password to something, she sends an email to everyone, literally. She'll send to us (network and computer support) and our VP, the phone company, the ISP, and the 3 different vendors they have for various applications demanding that we all fix it immediately.","Unless punished for this type of permanent ALL HANDS ON DECK calls for action, she'll keep doing it because it seems to work."
What's one thing your hometown is most famous for?,"Eminem went to my high school (before I was there though), and I grew up a couple of miles from that trailer park."
"Amir Khan Wants 4 or 5 More Fights, Wants To Avoid Hopkins Fate","If he's trying to avoid being cartoonishly knocked out, then he's already failed on that front."
"Was there an ulterior motive for that, like in Haiti? Was there people trafficking going on?","Well duh, there's a MILITARY SHIP there!"
LF HA Tyrunt,"Hey if your still looking for that tyrunt ive got a sturdy female with 5ivs, missing atk"
Donald Trump claims he won the popular vote 'if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally',...and Jill Stein would have won the election if so many were not discouraged to vote (or were just removed from the roles).
Thanks fam. I see it now. Lol. I'm so non-racist I didn't even notice the guy's skin color,"But you're a Trump supporter, that means you're racist, right?"
"Gimme 10m and I could knock something similar up, showing you doxing judgeholden, leader of the infamous ffa board.","If he challenges you to do it, you have to get the link to the fabled anita published video where she says things about 4chan."
"5 years of college. 4 years of friendship with Intl Tax Director directly under VP. 3 months of saving roughly $800 Million for company myself through tax benefit analysis. Offered $10.50 part time commuting from school. I initially declined, then landed full time offer. My salary was above most others in the office though they are late 30's and I'm early 20's. Systematically abused by colleagues for 6 months. Walking into my cube, grabbing a stack of my papers and throwing them away to tell me to do them again was a normal thing. Without looking them over. Lost every friend while I pursued this real job. Best friend moved across the country. Others split off because I was working too much. I was told if I do well in school I'd get a good job and BLAH BLAH BLAH. I don't believe in this anymore. I loved this election. It shed light on what I found out. The adults have no fucking idea what they are doing either. Everyone wakes up to get through the day and that's it. You just have older assholes use their age as some proxy of intelligence, and be justified telling the young how to live their life. I'm so disgusted with myself. And disgusted with the past 5 years. I will have spent 25 years on someone else's plan by the time I finally get out. It's fucking disgusting. I'll be damned if I join another large corporation and help perpetuate the idiocy.","Nah, Millenials are lazy"
"you essentially parroted that espy outlook for Fozzy, but switched it to Payne.",I parroted what history said as well as what Rivera just said as well.
Atoll,"I'd like to walk around that, and possibly swim in the middle"
Fingers Crossed for the Green Party- Because American Democrats are too far right.,I hope that's a
"Right. Dolores would have memories of William on the train, William getting dressed, William on the western themed train, William eating with Logan, William deciding to go after Slim's bounty, William talking to Clem, etc.",DOLORES = WILLIAM!
Alright if you put that in your name then I'd be 100% fine with it. Do you meet that many people in game to trade with?,Through this Reddit mostly :P
"During pregnancy, a woman's brain shrinks...",I KNEW IT
Matty fucking ice,Yeah but is he elite?
Was about to buy the division. Maybe it's a sign.,Read into it is a very polarizing game
"Eh this is stat 151, the help centers are usually better for first year courses",Then they shouldn't advertise it as being for *any* first or second year course.
What's your monitor's refresh rate?,"I run a Qnix overclocked to 110hz, only game where ive had screen tearing recently was doom, that even at 115 fps tears, overwatch at 150 no vsync is fine, and League at 120 fps vs 200 feels very different"
Carey Price stares down at his team,Was Price staring down his team *or* staring down the coach?
Congrats! Your skill at four-on-one combat is top-notch.,Because blowing up sidewinders and combat logging in an Anaconda is the absolute height of combat prowess.
This looks nothing like her and from this level of skill I'd expect her to.,Actually its alright to not look anything like her as long as she has big boobs
Duck and salmon are not lean at all,Wild salmon can be pretty lean (sockeye for example)
Weirdos of Reddit what is the strangest thing anyone has walked in on you doing?,Obligatory posting on Reddit.
"Kinda pathetic that the Denver fans are trying to scream as loud as they can to distract the Chiefs and screw them up, scared to play them straight up?","I agree, there should be no fans at all."
But we don't need to have consent classes. Everyone knows what rape is.,I'm not sure r/incels does.
as long as it is not towards any particular one i would say.,Fuck you
Just a nasty woman.,It's almost like there are nasty people of both genders.
Former network engineer with 50+ 365 migrations under my belt. 5 years network design. Former CTO looking for a job. Not a developer so no devops gigs can take me. Been looking since June throughout the US. Can handle any aspect of management and/or work in an MSP (12 years experience). Have handled large project management (1200 mailbox migrations) Currently stuck in the hell of not being hirable for an inhouse job because of msp work. Can't get hired at an msp because I'm overqualified for all but senior management.,Edit your resume to remove some of that experience.
Why do people assume they would just write it for giggles? Wallet refund are faster than normal bank refunds. It'll probably be faster than 24 hrs,Pending will be refunded when we stop giggling
I guess he likes putin people into the ground.,Why does the top post have to putin a pun?
"what is a 'college teacher'? A lecturer, a professor, or something else?",What is a pedant?
"Wait, that's not how you make laptop sticks?","No, clearly you have to make a cleaner cut!"
Cryonics | Diamond Anivia Montage,it looks like a tribute for good old Anivia.
"This sub needs to learn what tilting is I see so many posts that go along these lines, I was 15-5 and then I lost a few games and then all my players started playing like shit and I went on a huge losing streak. Fuck this game etc. STOP PLAYING when you lose a few in a row. You are tilting. Take a walk. Watch a TV show. Do anything other than play FIFA for a while. Then come back when you have cleared your head and are ready to play again. What's happening is that you are pissed and it is impacting how you play. No one plays well when they start to tilt.","when I'm losing, I immediately turn on one of hugegorilla vids and start to win again"
"I got fifa 16 for 10$, gonna buy 17 next year when it's 10$ xD",Should of saved for blck firday when the games going to drop down to $30
"Those who graduated with a sub 3.0 GPA, where are you at today?",McDonald's obviously
I love how fast-paced Battlefield 1 is...,"Run Barry, run."
Writing my child and taking memes seriously is way cringier though.,"To be honest, we should all be a little embarrassed by ourselves at this point."
My queen has OE......,Don't talk to me or my nuker or my queen ever again.
Ghostly Herbs,You smoke them for a good time.
Just spend thousands of dollars for all the card straightaway :p Though beating the adventures required to get the necessary cards will probably take an extra 1-3 hours :p,Clearly you need to also start with an empty bank account and see how long it takes to make the money.
A shill for whom?,the globalists
"Wew, I sure am glad that we don't have Ticketmaster around here.",Bon iver sucks anyway
Donald Trump is now questioning the legitimacy of the election he won,We elected an internet troll president - Dave Chapelle
Who is panicking? I can assure you its not me trumpting doomsday scenarios and protesting on the streets trying to overturn democracy in a most fascist way.,Well thank fuck you're not given to hyperbole.
Jafro - Cypher By Myself U.K. Based Hip-Hop straight out of Leicester City. Would love to know what you think :),EETS EETS
"That's probably the whole lost moral of the story. Having kids when you're 16, immature and unprepared does not provide a good environment for any child to grow up in.","Well, at least they have the next generation of reality stars out of the 16 + P kids"
Pipe Guy and Techno Hobo -- Street Jam (2016),It's was ok I suppose
"All these games are fantastic, even dark souls 2 Even dark souls 2 What?",personal opinion dude
The world bank should tell the U.N how much sweet oil money it will make for a select few.,But trickle down worked so well for Africa!
Invincible. Not Invicible or Invisible. Those mean something completely different.,But how can you see Arthas's horse if it's Invisible?
"Yeah, I was totally cocky and just strode right into Veteran mode on Chapter 1. I got rekt by the first two mobs...",It's no joke
Former Ti-Cat Quarterback Henry Burris Wins his 3rd Grey Cup,"So glad he helped us win the Grey Cup, too."
What a cuck,cuck!
"Human technology WILL reach this point, and unless we prepare for it it will be a disaster. As automation replaces more jobs, joblessness will increase. Income from capital will continue, income from wages will diminish. Income inequality will continue to increase. The US's answer to this, Trump, will shortly be seen to be completely misguided. We need to increase the safety net and we need to implement something like Universal Basic Income. Otherwise we are going to have a very violent and tumultuous run up to 2030.",Whereas a $15 min wage would solve everything
i think i have eye AIDS now,Better then eye herpes from all those rv games
"I wish they would make ripple strips a lot harder. Unforgiving. Cutting the corners is NOT racing. If I had my way, the ripple strips would destroy the suspension for any more than a momentary touch.",I love to see more debris on the road instead of actual racing.
"Just unlocked the MP44, but there's one small problem..",What is this clickbait arrow doing here.
Japan man made beach,This would be great for a Mars colony.
I'm pretty sure it was just clickbait,Oh no...
Chads don't know about real workouts..,"Remember kids, the brain is not an internal organ and taking care of your general health doesn't effect how well it functions."
Im sure thats what the native americans said 500 years ago.,Turned out pretty well for them eh?
"Like the players, not the management. Support the troops, not the army.","Support the war, not the troops"
Having children is a collective duty of society..,"Yeah, *that's* what doesn't bode well for society."
"I want to have my resume enhanced by a friend, and I want to pay him fairly. Help? To make a long story short, a friend of mine is a graphic designer who I believe does fantastic work. A year ago, when he was applying for a job, he showed me his resume; I fell in love with the overall design and aesthetic of his resume. It was minimalist, but tastefully done - everything was easy to read and the layout guided you through the information on the page like a docent at a museum. One year later, I'm revising my resume that I hadn't touched since college and want to make it look nice. I was talking with him about this and how much I loved his resume when he said he'd be happy to style it for me. I want to pay him fairly for his work; how much would be considered fair?",I charge 150-300 to edit resumes.
My buddies new tattoo to tribute this years cubs,Is he also getting 'Szczur's Bat'?
A modified u/Unidan rant,The one that lead to him getting banned if I'm not mistaken.
"I know nothing about magic the Gathering, but one of you guys is getting this for secret Santa. Did I do okay?",Holy crap hoping for a shipping notification soon lol.
"It's mainly the fact that li ming wasn't some top win rate hero. If Blizzard wants her to have bad waveclear as part of her character, that's fine. But they constantly do this where they say well this character doesn't need to be fucked with winrate wise but here's how we're changing them to make them play more how we want them to and often it means they get a nerf without receiving some kind of buff in return.","She's still a top priority in competitive, even if her Hero League winrates aren't great."
"Careful. There are billions who still believe humans were planted here by a supernatural space daddy and therefore, not part of nature.","Yep, because even though there are billions of stars and planets in the universe this one is God's favorite"
Eating vegetarian generally requires more effort to ensure that all nutritional requirements are met. Meat products are very easy way to ensure that every gets their protein.,So beans and spinach?
"Comcast+AT&T: That's not fair. Hey politicians, here's a million dollars to say it's not fair. Politicians: That's not fair. You're not allowed to do that. Comcast+AT&T: Thanks. Now introducing new lower caps and speeds in the spirit of competition and fairness!",We need to conserve the internet before it gets all used up
How real is the risk posed by 3-D printed guns? Queensland Police reported last week that they had discovered a 3-D printer in a raid on what appeared to be a large-scale weapons production facility,Just more 'Mericans practicing their second amendment rights
Have we decided on a nickname for our defense yet? I kinda like Blue Steel or NYPD Blue. What other names are there?,Jackrabbit and Collins said in their Instagram live feeds that they nicknamed the secondary NYPD (New York Pass Defense)
5% off,Looks like they don't teach mathS in America.
Brock Turner's House Is Surrounded By A Dozen Very Unhappy Armed Protesters,I have to say I'm really not comfortable with this.
The roll over mentality is what keeps criminals coming back... carry your own gun.,"Right, because America has had no criminals since they started allowing people to own guns"
"Exactly what I thought! Grandma added the intertia to the kid and probably dislocated his whole spine and shoulder. But I think it is the drivers fault, god damn.",k m8
Rypien :( Rest in peace,Where did those onions come from at the beginning?
First Rubio-Murphy debate is tonight at 7,"Rubio needs to fuck off, right alongside Rick Scott."
Jimi Manuwa vs Glover Teixeira targeted for UFC 208,Found our headliner
Canada really does sound like a fantastic place.,"It is, but not until you finish your exams."
"Wow, he's fast. Trump's not even been inaugurated, and he's already allowed states to set their own minimum wage. Quick work, President Trump.",under budget and ahead of schedule....
TIL,Did you seriously not know that?
"Following the success of Kshama Sawant, Darkthrone's Fenriz has become a Town Councillor as well.",\m/ Also Fenriz is awesome.
Even the Beatles were marketed like that.,"And as we know, they're all flaming homos"
My wife running out of baby picture.,I see she went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things^TM.
College in 6 seconds,went and found the song immediately
"That's not possible, I was told that all refugees are peaceful people","not like those hate filled, sexist, racist white male Christians"
That picture sure looks like good evidence of a murder.,That's just what the liberal media wants you to think!
"There is no competitive or pro scene on Playstation, and there never has been in the history of the gaming industry. You'll also be surprised at the lack of skill in the player base, night and day difference between the skill of Xbox players and Playstation players.",Please give us more Xbox facts!
Added you as VIP! Thank you so much again!! I only have enough FC to buy one 5-star dye shop right now. I'll use them on Team Navy Blue first and let you know as soon as I have it up. :D,No problem ;) I am happy it worked.
"First off, most living Cubans either don't remember Batista or were born after he fell. Second, why are you surprised that people in a country with political prisoners and secret police wouldn't say their true feelings to a stranger?",But they had cool healthcare!
Max Pacioretty- Heart in the City,Let the Patches propaganda roll on in.. we all know he's miserable in Montreal.
Looking for some pedal suggestions So currently I have a behringer delay boss reverb and a couple big muffs but i have a spare 100 bucks and im wondering if theres any pedals that could really add something. anything with really slow modulation would be great! or an upgrade to my delay since that kind of sucks? and its all for synths and eurorack and sometimes bouncing tracks too. All suggestions welcome! although i think im going to save up for an analog heat so ill be set up in the distortion area. (I make noise and ambient music ranging from soothing and pretty to soothing and harsh),"Proco RAT, analog heat is just an outrageously overpriced fx for hipster lowfi house producers..."
"CHOOOOOCH drives in the go ahead run. Top 7, Game 5 vs. Nats. Pinch hitting for Grandal, who has started all the games despite hitting terribly. Even more fitting that he does it against the nats. Go Phillies of the west!",the commentators then went on to mention how impactful (sometimes negative like werth being thrown out at the plate) the 08 phillies players have been the past few games in this series.
There is a saying that I like to take to heart when it comes to competitive sport: A game is never lost on a last minute play.,You obviously haven't watched a Lions game this year.
Aint no party like a tattoo party,Now they all have hepatitis.
Fidel Castro Executing Political Opponent,A shame he died.
"I actually got the base game for $20 during a sale. I think I played it for like 3 days and got bored to death. It's like they just added MMO mobs to the game and reskinned them to get their creatures. And their Survival stuff is just stupid, it's like you'd starve to death for not eating in 4 hours.",I played it for less than 2 hrs and got a refund haha
Welcome Back to No Mans Sky!,I'm glad they got the foundation done.
Texas cover up... With texas,"idk what you guys are talking about, I can't even tell it's a coverup"
Venezuela's currency now worth so little shopkeepers weigh vast piles of notes instead of counting them,"but.. but.. DEMOCRATIC socialism is different, it will work!"
"A teenager without helmet, no mirrors and high speed","Well, I bet that gave him a headache"
"honestly, that being acceptable is an indicator of something wrong with their culture. and it's a big part of why I don't like living in a predominantly black/Hispanic neighborhood. (if I could afford to live somewhere else right now, I would)","Yes, it's their culture which is wrong."
"Not only proprietary - but not even available on any laptop or computer used by Apple. In the past, I could use the headphones that came with my iPhone on my iPhone, my Mac Mini, my Macbook, and any other computer or audio device in the world. Now, I can only use the headphones that came with my iPhone, with my iPhone and iPad. That's it. There are some advantages of eliminating the 3.5mm headphone jack. But the replacement should be a widely used standard that exists on, say, the rest of Apple's devices. That standard is USB-c.","Bluetooth exists on the rest of apple's devices, use that."
"Best Lock epic by a long shot, the only thing keeping me from thinking its Muster broken is how many demons are useless or have such strong negative effects you don't want to play them.",You'll just discard them with the eventual Doomguard you'll get
"Diarrhoea is a surprise, not kids.","Well if you're told you're infertile, yes it is."
Seriously?,Do you think I'd type all of that shit out if I were joking?
What's good AND healthy?,Sex
"If feminism didn't exist, Hillary would be baking cookies. Progress doesn't just happen via miracle of god.",Oh shit I never thought about that
LAKERS BREAK THEIR LOSING STREAK UPVOTE PARTY!!! Let's get back to that path towards the playoffs baby! Hopefully! :),I LOVE BASKETBALL!
Basically every country with stroct gun control does. But for some reason we like to pretend something that has worked everywhere its implemented won't work here.,But correlation != causation!
Venezuela's currency now worth so little shopkeepers weigh vast piles of notes instead of counting them,"Don't worry guys, it's not *real* socialism!"
Dwayne Johnson - You're Welcome (From Moana),Why are the Zionist Disney CEO's pushing this savage religion onto our Christian children?
I shall name my first child Baku so he will do things well and welcome all.,My next dog would be named Baku
Good call human.,We meet again alien!
Any chance you could PM me and elaborate? I'd like to hear about it and see what I can do.,Send the details in pm.
Got a nasty surprise when i turned on my computer today :(,Why is it everyone says seeing stars is bad.... oooh wait a minute...
"I laughed, but just in case anyone doesn't know that play was a result of the 3rd base coach not seeing where the ball was and communicating the wrong sign to Werth",So literally not doing any part of his job.
"My school got a 3D printer, so I decided to try printing a few tracks. What do you guys think?",Time for the Targa Florio
Mariners acquire RHP Rob Whalen & RHP Max Povse from Atlanta in exchange for OF Alex Jackson & a PTBNL,Jerry clearly thinks highly of Jack Z's drafting ability.
Harriet Tubman's great-great-grandniece and my great-grandmother on the day of her high school graduation circa 1945. She'll be 90 in 2017!,"Holy shit I'm dumb, took me 4 reads to stop looking for a second person."
Kongdoo Monster coach fighting cancer as team re-qualified for LCK,"as korean goes, FIGHTING!"
Bot Cold,whiffzera
What underdeveloped female characters?,Let him make a point without defending it!
Ugh. I'm sorry. I can't tell the difference anymore.,lurk moar then
Dare you to touch it.,with your tongue
Gays totally weren't sent to labor camps by Fidel. He was such a progressive leader. A champion of freedom and liberalism.,The right totally cares about these things and aren't just using them for a talking point...
"Rogue already have ways to get infinite value from a single card, having multiple battlecry with shadowstep, copying a deathrattle with raptor, copying a minion with shadowcaster (possibly getting an infinite amount of them with brann and thaurissan), getting multiples copy of one card (gang up, thistle tea). Giving rogue ONE jade golem card already allow them to spawn a shitload of them. Giving rogue too much jade golem cards would probably be useless with player just picking the best one. /thread",I think your phone autocorrected
So how much did she pocket? Let's be real.,"Theyre still doing it in some critical counties, to be fair."
Why does Jony Ive not show his face anymore in any of the Apple videos?,Probably because he's like hey guys I'm starting to run dry here on design ideas so I'm gonna be out of the videos for a bit until I redesign the whole damn thing
Anyone have any idea what's up with Pylot?,abducted by aliens
"I was 14. I was in the throes of adolescent horniness. However, I could not find the key to my locked porno box. I desperately scanned my bedroom for anything resembling a boob. Then I remembered Smash Brothers Brawl and Zero Suit Samus. I booted up my Wii and began torque-testing the crankshaft. Just as I'm about to finish, my dad walks in and asks if I want to order pizza for dinner. Eye contact was made. I'm at the point of no return, though, so I spooge all over the Wiimote. He just kind of slowly closed the door. Still got pizza, though.",Well that's some gold right there!
Professor said the entire class can get a 100 if he hits the shot. He then proceeds to hit the shot.,Plot twist: Professor then makes test 1% of your total grade
"Once I visited there following a mention in an Askreddit thread and there was a post where a guy stated that women and gay men couldn't be incels because there would always be men willing to have sex with them. He explained that sex was a ressource held by women and that it was their responsibility to share it with men. It then took a really dark turn. This guy was stating that, while transgender women should receive monetary incentive from the government for providing sex to male, women who engage in lesbian behaviour should have their genitals mutilated and their clit should be removed because they were taking away the sexual ressource away from males. Some of these posts are fucked-up. Thread with care.",We must seize the means of reproduction!
"Anyone who can't afford to go see their team play a handful of times per season because corporate suits sellout arenas like MSG, etc.",This and the ticket prices at the ACC.
None. Exactly my point.,Oh i see you forgot your
How are you guys adding images like a trademark to your panoramas? ?,"Check the 360rumors blog, it has a guide on how to do it."
Never knew this existed. What good sports,How do you do fellow weed tokers.
OLED black pixels don't require power. This is why dark mode makes sense for OLED displays. Apple will have always on lock screen widgets.,Samsung always copies apple
And you don't need a passport within the EU if you're from an EU country. I think. .,You do if you're British now :D I'll see myself out...
lf2m - Aksis p2 HM challenge Need 2 more for quick challenge mode kill Please leave psn below and have experience.,Merrickole 400 titan
Took this picture the other day...,It's a selfie!
"Thanks for the clarification. Still, its not unusual that holidays gain meaning over time. Is there any other holiday that commemorates the end of cold war in the western world?",No I don't think there is a Holiday for that.
"Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo. Hopeless from the start, and only goes downhill. You're stuck with him as a prisoner in his own mind, and you get to bear witness as he goes stark-raving mad.","I came on here to post for The Hunchback of Notre Dame, but had forgotten about Johnny Got his Gun."
VMP all the way. Best weapon in game,"Pair the VMP with a bad connection and you have the best AR, SMG, LMG and Sniper!"
Tame Impala's Currents is legit,I finally managed to get into this one and I fucking love it.
"I hope he turns pro sometime soon, he'll be going places","Nah, he's a bum who doesn't deserve to fight Canelo."
Looks like a infant white shrek. Should have thrown it off a cliff like in 300,I can't *not* laugh
at,d
how do you know?,ShinBet usually do not advertise
Eyes in the sky: Cutting NASA Earth observations would be a costly mistake,A costly mistake for the world.
"'CIA created ISIS', says Julian Assange as Wikileaks releases 500k US cables",Why should I trust an outlet that has vetted only 100% proven facts?
"ELI5: Benefits of owing an OW team Sorry if this doesn't belong here, I was just wondering why people own teams. How do the owners make money? How often do owners make money?","I think a lot of it is that people will buy their gear(jerseys hats ETC), if the people on the team stream on twitch/YouTube they probably make some money from that, and of course if they win money the sponsor gets some"
i've ascended thanks to everyone who helped me,"Unfortunately at least 10 monitors seems to be the ascension requirements now, unlucky"
White Wulf Faelan,Drevas OE looks great
Donald Trump: Anyone who burns American flag should be jailed or lose citizenship,This is right up there with citizens that don't pay taxes for ~20 years or so...
"Grandpa felt bad that my monitor broke down, so he made a generous 15lb donation",I still use 2of those as my second and third monitor..
"Jesus christ, this is dangerous as fuck. If a nuclear disaster were to happen it would be an entire country instead of just one city like Chernobyl or Fukushima, they better have the best of the best to maintain those reactors.",hey China has a great track record of building high quality infrastructure
What will you do on Trumps first day in office?,Kick a Mexican
M'n zus heeft geen paard D:,Ik heb geen zus.
"Over here in Eastern Europe we're truly not. We still kinda hope you keep your vigil over us for we truly do not wish to be slaves to the regime again.. but we're kinda powerless to *really* secure ourselves. And even though you got some internal problems, the non-creationists here still cheer for you guys! :) As a side note, we are being overrun by creationists here in the east and basically, if you aren't a healthy male or a healthy female you're not even human here but a mistake made by God so.. no prob, bros :) you're still doin' good!",God doesn't make mistakes.
I hope it's a bike.,"Someone's getting a new Remington for Christmas, either that or it actually is a new bike."
Reminder; our new President-elect does not like any unflattering photos of himself shown on the internet. Please do not share.,Hubba hubba
We have one bench that stays empty unless it's completely packed due to being directly under one of the overhead lights. Go to set up and get blinded.,Clearly that bench should be used as a place to dry your sweaty towels.
ESPN mistakes Nebraska for Wisconsin during CFP ad,I mean a N does sort of look like a W
Arrakis?,The spice must flow!
Cat.,Cat.
"Just bring Kennedy back for Wingback cover, will probably be downvoted for this, But what Conte did with Moses who knows what he can do with Kenedy, rather than but another big name and splash cash, give another look at players we already have, Aina, Kenedy, Baba & Ake, and who knows who else we already have.",cuadrado
"Let's start a petition to counteract business contracts that would have already been signed? Yes... that sounds like it'll work. We don't even know if the damn game will be exclusive yet. Hell, we're not even sure it's an actual game yet until they announce it.",We should make a petition for them to announce the game as a PS exclusive so we then petition it to be on Xbox
Physical abuse. No one should put their hands on another person regardless of gender with the expectation of no legal consequences.,But... but it's still ok for women to hit men right?
"Since starting 2-1, with 3 TD and 0 interceptions, Dak Prescott has gone 8-0 with 20 TDs and 2 interceptions.",Nick Foles numbers right there
King Spool is freeing all the various little spools. Obviously.,RIP Spoole
Yatchy is fucking good wtf,Ironically he is
"Ugh, some people just can't stay on a topic. Just when you get to a point where the conversation on the topic is interesting, they switch to another topic to barely scratch the surface of. It's like talking to a ten-year-old. People also do this with music. Some people can't finish a song.","The problem here isn't that people change topics too much, it's that by the time you can get a word in it's too late, and it happens *every* time, and everybody else seems to be able to effortlessly get their comment in except for you."
Damn.....they are still working!,"we know it's the janitor, stop posting this!"
"I'm not sure on exact numbers, but on average it gives you more bang for your buck. With arena it is 150 g to enter, guaranteed pack. 3+ wins usually gives you 50g+ and a pack, basically the same as buying a pack 4 wins gives you roughly 100-140 gold, basically a pack and a refund of your gold. I've only got 5 3 times so idk specifics, but it gives over 150g, up to 200g i think. So basically you get extra gold, another free arena run, and a pack. At worst with arena, you might lose 10-20 gold. Much better value on average.","5 wins occasionally grants 2 packs and around 200 gold, but usually one pack and 220-250 gold."
Pretty generic sounding. Nothing special here.,Generic is ok as long as its heavy
The assassin after shooting Russia's ambassador to Turkey,Why do I get the feeling this picture wouldn't be paraded like this if it was an American or British ambassador?
"I want to create an AI that assist you while you write a song Only includes music, no lyrics, no mixing whatever I'm good at pure data, which is a musical programming environment. I'm good at music and I'm willing to learn a new programming language. Although I wasn't very good at math in high school. Where to begin? Which programming language should I pick up first? Which software?",I've got some really great ideas for the name and logo
But I thought getting called out for saying racist shit is what makes people turn into racists!,Nonono calling people out for racism is the real racism.
"They think there is only room for that type of family only. They don't get that there is room for other kinds of people as well. Its astonishing. Liberals should've seen this coming though when we started to win the culture war. Bringing all americans on a level playing field will make a significant part of the majority feel like they are being brought down the social ladder, instead of bringing minorities of all kinds up to their level. They feel like they have something being taken away from them. We need to find ways to show them that we can all achieve the american dream without being heterosexual white couple with two children and a picket fence. I just don't have the answers as to how to change their minds without instant backlash.",No fuck that all people who voted for Trump get a fork in the eye.
"Really though, is there a serious answer?",The Annoying Dog in a bikini was originally planned to be shown if you completed the game in a certain amount of time.
Just run around screaming and one will appear in a hurry.,Just don't do it if you're black.
"Damaging store property This happened a few hours ago during my shift at the craft store. I was stocking today when the phone started ringing. Since the girl running register was busy and I was tired of trying to squeeze more Halloween product onto the packed shelves or up in over stock, I answered the phone. The woman on the phone asked about chalk paint so I put her on hold and went back to fine arts to check. I round the corner into the paint aisle and I see two girls, at least 16 years old, quickly putting the caps on the paint markers we have. They had opened them and were writing on the shelf with them. If you've never tried to get these off the shelf before, it is almost impossible. The wipes we have to remove it smell so strong you get a headache after 15 minutes. You also have to wear thick cleaning gloves so they don't irritate your skin. Oh and they strip the paint off the shelves if you scrub long enough. So these girls act like they're not wasting product and damaging store property. I walk away to ask the woman on the phone if she wants a specific chalk paint. I said over the headset that I wish people wouldn't use the paint markers to draw all over the shelves. I pass my manager and she asks if they're still back there. I told her they were and she went back. After getting off the phone I asked my manager if they were still back there by the time she got to the aisle. She said they were. She also said that when she rounded the corner she said Could you not do that? and both of the girls jumped so high. It's a small victory but it still made me laugh.",And just saying something to them is about all you can do
"She seems solid, can definitely see her fitting on some squads.",She could probably fit in my bin
"Just as much as he compared not being able to afford another $0.05 for a hamburger. Really not certain why people have so many problems understanding basic analogies. The whole argument of hey, that's not a direct one to 1:1 comparison really doesn't make a great deal of sense for an analogy. It kind of comes off as I can't argue the point being made, so instead here's some semantics so I can at least sound like I disagree.",And you just argued that 200-250% increase in labor costs will be offset by a 1% increase in the prices.
"In my experience, they're usually even worse than hardcore raiders because they feel like they have to be *constantly* proving themselves, in everything they do. Raiding, dungeons, leading, taking a shit. It's all very serious business for them.",We have the best shitters in mythic raidswait a minute...
"Ahh. I read it as fine, as in I'll allow it.",fine as in the fine was fine
Tried an Eric Andre line and got quite an unexpected (maybe expected) response,Oh shit youre ranch dubois
The difference between a 1/2 weapon and a 2/2 weapon is actually pretty huge.,Yeah but Rogue has all those weapon buffs
The healers are probably the most balanced they have ever been. Hell the game is besides a few outliers. The only thing I'll say is that monks could use a little utility love so they are more desirable in raids.,Their utility is switching to windwalker every now and then
I need neosporin cause my wood burns!,Sir I think you need more than Neosporin...
Completed once again (for now)! Can't wait for the Wave 2!,Nahh need those recolors of Pharah and Winston first
It's far more informative to see deals 33474 damage over 7 seconds than deals damage over 7 seconds. Idk who gave them the ideas that players wanted dumbed down tooltips. They did that with some abilities in WoW too.,Maybe they got the idea from how successful dumb tool tips were in Diablo 3.
What even is this? Why would they do this?,I assume it's just a ploy to get a bunch of email addresses and zip codes.
How can you include a player who hasn't even played a season to improve on?,0 to 1 is a larger improvement than .8 to 1!
"Your problem is you want something but you have no idea what you actually want. You want him to hold a press conference, why? What is it you are being so aggressive about?",Who's being aggressive?
Gorilla glue is where it's at. A cashier at Microcenter told me that if I really wanted to make sure my CPU cooler would never fall off - put some Gorilla Glue on it.,If you're gonna gorilla glue you're cooler to your cpu make sure to clean it off with hydrogen peroxide first.
"He literally has to do it to play at the level he plays at. People are shitting on him for 'acting like he won the Finals', but playing every game like it's game 7 of the Finals is how you play DPOY-level defense and guard 1-5 at 6'7","But the actual DPOY is the polar opposite, and never acts like an ass on the court."
How to balance all the missions with this one weird trick Track all mission completions by type. Every [week] increase the reward from the least done mission type by [2%] and decrease the reward from the most done mission type by [1%]. That way the players/community/free market balances the missions and we also have a little natural inflation build in. (Numbers depend on how fast we want to reach equilibrium or how imbalanced the missions are atm),but this kills the immersion
Record nine UW Football players named to all-Pac-12 first team,King and Gaines got robbed.
"Sadly people still doubt the Holocaust was real, which still baffles me.","That's what you want us to think, you Jew bastard!"
So you must think that black people are hypocritical if they don't like whiteys saying the n word allthewhile using it themselves,Totally.
*fuck*,"But its OK, they will only use it to catch terrorists."
Mother finds his 8th Grade Son's Spotify playlist,She handled that super well!
"so 7.467 billion people. So he can run 165.9 times the speed of light. he can punch... hard. Very very hard. I can't find data on the average humans punching strength Mentally... so, an IQ of 746 billion? That's one smart guy. Not to mention the knowledge and fighting skill this person has. Without prep, he could defeat weaker versions of Superman. He'd also have knowledge of a lot of different beings weaknesses/abilities.","Unfortunately, he can't fly :-/ And that makes everything not worth it T~T"
What untrue fact did you believe was true for the longest time?,That Happy Days was filmed in the 1950s
The Panthers playoffs? It could be years before that.,shit son
I was told I should post here? Am I cool yet,Love it so much.
Summer episode: things they could have done instead of a musical. -Lane/Zack story -Financial Problems at the inn -Michel adopting -Taylor's sewage system backfiring and there is shit all over the town -A visit to Al's pancake world -Anything,More Francie obviously.
"Despite his gregarious and simple nature, I'd like to think Jar Jar would be a generous lover.",This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
nature is getting its revenge for electing a bunch of climate change deniers.,Because everybody in Gatlinburg has the same exact political views.
"Not just reddit, but also some of my favorite site.","eh haram itu, tidak bagus untuk otak!"
His finisher is weaker than James Ellisworth's chin.,"He's using the bully choke now and I think it looks pretty damn good, myself."
Donald Trump is normalizing bigotry,He opened Pandora's Basket
get down mr president,Enough with the overwatch clips!
1984 is a book basically a out communism. Being forced into things.,Thank you
No they made it way easier to get kicked in 2.5. Before this league you had to go fucking ham to get kicked. Switching to predictive seems to make it nearly impossible at least for me.,I got kicked on Predictive with this message while I was afk.
Wtf,my thoughts exactly
"With the addition of the Jet and Brogdon, Bucks are quickly becoming one of the more well spoken teams in the NBA.",Mmm that delicious well-spoken cliche
Fr regular Christianity is still pretty messed up. Has he never heard of the crusades?,"Oh but that was so long ago, who even remembers?"
Now accepting clan invites.,Someone put this man in faze!
$300 is a bargain entry point for Visvim.,"Shit, guess I better cop then."
Canucks sign RW Firstname Lastname for 2-years 4.5mil aav,Fuck another one of Benning's horrible signings
"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Global warming lol
The gop tried the same thing with Sanders. Not sure why it's a surprise to anyone that the opposition would want to do what they can to get the weaker opponent elected.,"Cool opinion, bro."
"Harder to get 10k than a wife, depending on your situation","Nah, if you're muslim in the middle east, just pick up a little girl from the street, bam instant wife."
"You're right I don't, but I do know it's plastic. And plastic is pretty easy to color.","Injection molding the color white is incredibly hard, which is why most consumer electronics are black."
Victorians must feel so lucky to have this deal like this in their own backyard!,The Hotel Zed marketing team is really bringing nostalgia back.
"hmm so u r say: cut the top off call it Amber Rose, Ravens just a bunch of bitches let em paint they toes, We're known to beat the Donkeys, Joe's got camel toe, Turn the legion of boom into casseroleee!!",Basically.
Christmas came early!,"If you thought Christmas came early, think again...."
"AWAKEN, MY LOVE - VIRTUAL REALITY LIMITED EDITION VINYL ON SALE",Goddammit I want this so bad but $40 shipping is ridiculous
"I sold a few higher tier items like stat m9 marble blue tip and stat bayo fade 97% for under market:( i wanted to cashout asap, am i a noob now?:(",ye
I think we broke liberals.,The great white comes to the rescue again!
Install the Cryorig H7 onto the motherboard before you put the motherboard into the case.,"and if not, better have 4 arms."
IT would have an hidden mmr obviously. But not ranks,making it ranked again.
That's because it is the biggest money maker besides search. All those images are data-mined by google. You already get ad impressions based on location of photos. Pretty soon you'll get it based on content. They are using your photos to train their AI too. Things like chat are worthless by comparison so you can suddenly see why they put the incompetents on Chat.,"Yeah, there's absolutely zero data to be gained from everyones everyday communications....."
"of course, young white boys NEVER make crude sexual remarks about girls in high school",We prefer rohipnol-assited date raping in college.
"Are there any cold/hot planets in Normal mode? I have jumped to about 10 planets now (started a new game) and I haven't seen any hot/cold planets. Are these only existing in survival mode now? And if so, I'm disappointed. I don't necessarily want to play survival mode (yet) but an extreme planet every now and again would be nice to shake things up. On a related note, the barren planet might be one of my favorite planets. Landed in a solar system with only one planet and it was barren. No music, no life and the only planet in its solar system....they did a good job of making me feel alone as shite!","Yes, they still exist in normal."
Pretty sure the common term for this is wall-eyed,We've always said buck-eyed
"I agree, there is the west coast, a few good states on the east coast and the rest of the nation is just flyover states and filler","Keep up the divisiveness, this is how we find common ground as Americans!"
Which player is overrated?,"Roger Federer, of course ;)"
It's a nice change of pace. No existential dread from this video.,We're probably going to run out of end-all topics for them to cover...
Dodgers' catcher says the Cubs are stealing signs: 'We know what they're doing',"I don't understand why this is a big deal, that's what happens in baseball, adapt and move on."
Just got done with Pokemon moon so Lillie I guess?,"Luscamine is clearly the protaganist, I have no idea what you are talking about"
She definitely had that effect on quite a few people. The more she opened her mouth the more people hated her.,If only her opponent had that problem too ...
"Lucio misses by not being close enough to heal..? I guess? Lucio IS the heal so if he's not close enough to another player, he missed it. And he can miss further by using speed instead of heals, so he can even miss healing himself.","He can miss healing by intentionally not healing, yup"
Hopes for 3.23 What are your hopes for 3.23?,I'm excited for the Anubis buff
"I thought it was a skill problem against Bisping, Rockhold is just a giant for the division and his kicks, range and ground game keep him really safe. But his boxing fundamentals are lacking for a fighter so good everywhere else.",No he's just a cocky asshole who wanted to look cool with his hands down.
"Fun fact: NJ has the only state capital without a main stream hotel(I.e. Marriott, Westin, etc.) they tried for a decade but the mainline hotel closed for a lack of business about two years ago. Downtown Trenton is a war zone. Sad!","Yeah, that is breaking my fucking heart."
or people realize that it's just a flag like fuck lol,If you burn the flag you are LITERALLY shitting on the graves of soldiers.
The Amnesiasc's threads didn't jinx him at all.,But he's Young Savage!
Source?,"Nah that's been out for ages, Half life also runs on it!"
Isn't that an australian shepherd though?,I own an austrailian shepherd and that looks just like her momma.
"That's why 9/10 they pick the bigger fanbase to win, to Piss off the least amount of people but still get views.","Yeah that's the reason Doomsday beat Hulk, his fanbase."
Just like we are oposed to slavery and rape.,Whats the difference?
"For people who haven't read the article: you can't download everything, only some shows/movies have a Download button.","Checked it out and it's a lot available already, basically everything I clicked on was able to be downloaded"
"So, what's the difference with Revelations?",the difference is that rev was much more fun and there were so many new features you could do on that map!
Things more likely to happen than a Broncos repeat?,Jeff fisher doesn't go 7-9
But then who feeds the automator??,another bot
"I know we all love Jeff, but it's such a bullshit excuse. Rose's shooting form and mechanics look inconsistent, which will lead to inconsistent shooting.",Inconsistent because of adrenaline though!
Doesnt that usually happen when the price goes down though lol,Lol hmmm good point.
.5 PPR Diggs vs Eagles Hurns vs Oakland,"Bortles is gonna have a much easier time passing than Bradford will, go Hurns"
"I mean, if you add a n to their name it turns into **Demoncrats**. What more do you need to know? Checkmate.",Ah so it all ties back to the religious right
"I think one thing we all keep forgetting is that the Bucks are silly young. I see a team that's talking to each other, actively trying to get better as a team. We already look much better in just the 2nd game this season. Post all the over-reaction threads you want. I'm keeping the faith this season.","Dude between this sub and the Packers, I'm under the impression that it's all Wisconsin fans know"
New report on post-election hate incidents shows Oregon at top of list.,Seems like a legit source.
The recruit's name? Stacy.,I hope your serious.
"Well done Sherlock! you have done it again! Yeah i know season 2 was dust line, but this is the SEASONpass 2. So it is the second season of the games season passes...",looks like I forgot the
"Who's your favorite hip hop artist/rapper? Interested to see what y'alls perspectives are rap music, and to find out about rappers I've never heard of. I personally adore Logic for his creativity. Travis Scott, Lil Uzi, and Kendrick Lamar also have their spots in my library.","Ye, childish bambino, and Vic Mensa."
"When I got my wisdom teeth removed I didn't smoke the first like 2/3days. I didn't smoke through my nose either, I hit the rig softly and slowly.",Is it the sucking motion that messes everything up?
"My home-installation is for three LDAP-users, contacts and calendars. Two of us have well over 100gb of data, with probably several thousand files. My MySQL-database folder is at a whopping 828K.",I don't think I have enough space for that!
"All of the technical stuff has to become second nature to you. Nailing focus, getting the correct exposure, flash power, etc. should be so ingrained in you that you're not even thinking about it. Start building a mental light meter so that you can get pretty close to the settings you will need before you even pick up your camera. Whenever I enter a new lighting situation, I'm already assessing what ISO I need. You should know what shutter speed and aperture you need depending on what you are going for. Once you have mastered all of this to the point where it's second nature, then you can start to think about how to make a compelling photo. The elements of a compelling photograph are light, composition, and moment. It looks like you already have a knack for which moments are good, now it's just about how to capitalize on those moments to make great images. The image you shared- it's a nice moment, but the light isn't great and the composition could use some work too. This looks like it was during the ceremony, so there isn't much you can do with the light. I would probably convert it to black and white and maybe do some dodging and burning. Your composition has a few distracting elements that could be improved upon with just slight adjustments. If the main focus of the shot is your brother crying, go tight. Get real tight and crop out everything else. You should get rid of everything in your composition that doesn't contribute to the story. If you want to keep the wider composition, right now, the guy in the back between your brother and the lady in the hat is distracting. His face is mid blink or something, and doesn't add anything. The lady in the purple also doesn't add that much. If you wanted a photo of these three people, I would have moved a little bit to the right to square up, get lower, and then shoot up. This would get rid of everyone in the background and make your focus on the three people clapping. You could probably get a nice pattern with all of their hands/arms. Aside from this one photo, start learning about light. I have found that learning how to manufacture light (with flashes), has made me a better natural light photographer as well, because I understand what is happening now. Stuff like the inverse square law, diffuse light, soft vs hard light, reflected light, etc. is all stuff you should know. A good place to start is the Strobist blog. And lastly, this was pretty much your first wedding, so you should use it as a learning experience. Shoot more. A lot more. If you really want to get better, then go and shoot 100,000 shots. 200,000. You won't get better unless you work at it. So DO IT!","Thanks for the long post, I'm actually super gutted about how much I struggled - I lost a bit of confidence last weekend because before that I'd been kind of impressing myself with what I'd come out with on my past couple of events."
"Oh god a joke, someone imprison him please",You just don't have the right temperment in your post
I'm personally thrilled to see the Republicans are giving up on laissez faire economics. I guess they are now willing to admit that Capitalism doesn't really work.,The US government gave up on laissez faire capitalism in the 1950s it's been going great since then
"Increasing amount of speed hacks and how to proof them? I noticed that some players i get queued up with (for 1 or 2 weeks) seem to use some kind of speed hack. For example, a Guan Yu who just gets faster and faster or teleports shorts distances when initiating or retreating on low health. So my question here is, is it just in my matches or are there more people that noticed an rising amount of players lately using these methods? I never had this problem before in my matches, after I got to lvl 30 over 2 years ago. Also I would like to know if there is some kind of method to safely proof that they are hacking while the match is going on? More often then not, people say Did you got a recording of the match? Bc if not, then stop pointing the finger at someone. Even though 2 to 3 other people noticed something strange about the person in question. I play on EU servers. Thank you for helping in advance. :D",You sure he didn't use his short dash?
"Building a $100 computer for my grandma. $75 in used parts, build is complete. What can I spend the other $25 on to make the computer more grandma friendly? Current specs: E8400 Core 2 Duo @ 3GHz - $15 4GB DDR2 RAM - $15 GeForce 9500GT 1GB - $30 ENERMAX ECA3321B-BT Case - $30 All she does it browse the internet, play some PopCap games, and use her instant messenger. The 9500GT is really unnecessary but it was included in a bundle, so why not? My question is, what can I spend the last $25 on to make the computer more 'grandma friendly'? She already has a keyboard with big letters on it. Any accessories that you guys can think of? Thanks!",Upgrade the cpu to an i5-6500 and the gpu to a rx480 so she can play some of your steam games
This seems like really low expectations. Does that mean you'd retain him after the world cup if he qualifies?,Probably not
Bobber,Did you just assume his fishing accessory?
Common sense is the best antivirus.,Where can I find that?
Or how about be able to quit the game with no or minimal lp loss if someone dc's.,Yeah because that can't be manipulated at all lol
Villanova vs. UPenn at the Palestra - The Cathedral of College Basketball,It's no Hinkle
"Books mentioned within the article: - The Fifth Season (N.K. Jemisin) - Binti (Nnedi Okorafor) - Folding Beijing (Hao Jingfang) - Death's End (Liu Cixin) - Central Station (Lavie Tidhar) - Sorcerer to the Crown (Zen Cho) - Iraq + 100: Stories from a century after the invasion (Hassan Blasim, Khalid Kaki, Hassan Abdulrazzak, Ibrahim Al-Marashi, Zhraa Alhaboby, Ali Bader, Mortada Gzar, Jalal Hasan , Diaa Jubaili, Anoud, Ra Page) - Azanian Bridges (Nick Wood) - Too Like the Lightning (Ada Palmer) - A Closed and Common Orbit (Becky Chambers) - Ninefox Gambit (Yoon Ha Lee) - The Gradual (Christopher Priest) - The Race (Nina Allan) - Arrival (Ted Chiang)(movie adaption was mentioned) - The Thing Itself (Adam Roberts)(advertising mention?)",2/10 no Slaughterhouse Five or 1984.
"They're not going to change him. There's no need to change him. Myself and many others thoroughly enjoy his design. If you don't like it, then don't use him. It's really that simple. Petitioning every little thing that you don't like is so petty in my opinion.",Petition to change your opinion.
"Wow twistzz is mostlikey out? Jesus. But on the side note, Sgare, Shahzam, Semphis, Sick and Skyler?! WE FINALLY DID IT, WE HAVE A FULL TEAM OF PLAYERS WITH STARTING S, ONLY TOOK THREE YEARS.",dont forget shroud
New Ben Garrison!,Ben Garrison has always been amazing at subtlety.
Haydee is out on steam guys. Been seeing good reviews and triggered reddit posts on the normie subreddits so they are doing something right.,Kotaku has already had an article bitching about the boob physics.
"Not even that. The Ghostbusters reboot was called diverse even though it has three white characters and a token black character all of the same gender, just like the original.",There was a black ghost buster?
Scheana files for divorce,Shocker......
This is rape culture this is game of thrones...,She wanted it...
Bob isn't good with clothes or fashion!!11 *gags over Adore and a million non RPDR queens who wear forever 21 blouses on the daily*,But its her *style*...!
"Fun Thread: Design a movie! Oda has tasked you with creating the new One Piece film! What is it about? What is the villain? How would you do it? What's the main theme song? inb4 I'd just let Oda do it, no you gotta earn that paycheck.","I would make a high-quality animated feature of The War of the Best, and the theme would be an orchestral/vocal cover of Fight Together."
"The old testament has the following things in it: * Orders to enslave specified enemies. * Narratives that talk about people enslaving others, with a tone that makes this sound like a good thing. * Descriptions of what you can do with slaves, and what slavery meant, in a context that is normally interpreted as *a set of rules given to a people to further God's wishes*. * Free discussion in which it is implied (through the absence of condemnation in a context where condemnation would be expected) that owning slaves is not morally questionable. * The absence of any discussion of slavery being wrong in any way, even when discussing moral issues in a culture that has slavery. Any other book, if it had these things in it, we would say condones slavery or even is pro slavery in some contexts. Why, b_honeydew, do you think that although we'd judge any author, book or organisation that wrote a book like this, we shouldn't judge your book in the same way? Your book condones slavery. It's as simple as that.","Psh, everyone knows the Old Testament doesn't count anymore!"
This sub is full of them or at this point I'm clueless. You can show 100% evidence of aimlocking and they still argue with you about how it's not cheating.,SUBROZA SUBROZA SUBROZA
Burkina Faso. Those vipers of the Upper Volta have had it too good for too long.,All the toothbrushes and soap we sent hem when in grade school.
Dreger: It has been reported that it's expected the NHL will play an exhibition game in China next year. NBCSN,Another outdoor game for Chicago
Really would be nice if Wilson didn't have 4 fouls right now.,"Well, he could put Wagner in over Donnal."
[](/ppeyeroll)Their moderators have such a way with words.,[](/ppreally)Seems pretty professional to me
"Everytime I walk past a group of people laughing, I immediately assume they're laughing at me.",paranoid anyone
Let me show you the dance of my people,"sob sob ,you are so mean sjw"
"Class, positive vibes, and kill yourself",That whole thing just screams adult
"TBF, the Yankees don't exactly have a surplus of numbers to play with.",after they retire Jeter's #2 all the single digits will be gone
do we tell him?,ITS ALL OR NOTHING!
"FYI: GTA is 29.99 at Gamestop and comes with 3.5 million shark card. Buy game - trade back in, you just got 3.5 million for 12 bucks",Shame that this wouldn't work for pc :(
"What monster would you like to see ShinGoji fight? Just a thought I had and figured it might be a fun thing to ask you guys. I personally think seeing him and Mothra go at it would be super sick, especially a laser beam antenna kinda Mothra.",They need to roll hard and do mothra mechagodzilla and ghidora for some giant monster action.
What's a show from your childhood that no one else seems to remember?,Street Sharks
CIA sound butthurt.,Butthurt that the guy who is probably going to increase their budget won?
There is no pleasing this kid,"If your 'sarcasm' is just you talking like a sane and level headed person, you need to seek help."
"Conned me out of moving 1000 jobs to Mexico, what a bastard.",When those jobs are automated in the next 5 years it won't matter at all.
"I didn't really want to praise myself for drawings I rarely show to anyone else, haha.","Yea, I was just poking fun, no offense meant."
21-20 doesn't sound so great,21-19 getting the ball to start the second half does.
Trump Tweets Aren't Just Lies. They're Fascism.,This guy is going to twitter his google all over our facebook.
A person tried 15+ odd years to make singing national anthem mandatory before screening a movie in theatres.,The hero we need.
"Don't hold currency, use it freely; cash crunch will be resolved soon: RBI","What a relief, better spend All my moniez."
Exclusive: Prime Minister Narendra Modi will not attend Saarc Summit in Pakistan,That'll show them.
Watch this video closely and tell me what you see. If you get the whole message you win some brownie points.,"It would be more statistically accurate if it were a black, hispanic or asian kid."
Game or Real Life ? Which is which,"Its the top one, because the bottom one has too much lens flare"
Just curious: name some artists that were groomed.,Mickey mouse club
Start your search for a parking space...,"This x 1,000"
"As a graduate of a CTI program who has had (thus far) a highly successful career that can only be described as illustrious, I have to disagree with your statement. I excelled in the CTI program and eased through the terminal academy. When I got to my facility, my OJT was really nothing more than a formality. Why do you think this was the case? I'll give you a hint: It's not that I was born knowing the 7110.65 and understanding ATC on a deep level. No, sir. That knowledge came from CTI school, where I learned much more than I ever could at a three-month academy. I'm still of the mindset that CTI graduates should be given favor in hiring, as they have already demonstrated that they understand and can apply the knowledge necessary for this career. But what do I know...I'm just someone who flew through training and is now one of the youngest FLMs in my region's history.",Archie League born again!
Why would they have to do that? Just make some good cards and let the next xpacks fill in the blanks wild might be a lil weaker but standard would iron out easily.,"Yeah, because designing a card takes like 2 or 5 minutess each"
"If it's dual-Polaris, no deal, I'm jumping ship to a 1070/1080. If it's Vega, even if it means that supplies are going to be extremely limited until they get better in that 1H 2017 timeframe, so be it.",if anything is going down in December it isn't Vega
"LTG isn't gonna show up probably, just as usual","I like how hype he was for Urien, how he was going to get serious and compete when he dropped... also saying FGC don't like me, but I got an answer for that and no more talking when it comes to SFV but just like a week ago he's not excited for SCR cause of pressure to compete and having to play against derp characters."
"More than 250,000 people in England are homeless, says Shelter","They clearly aren't aspirational enough, Ms May told me that anyone can succeed if they try hard enough."
What's a movie you love that you would never recommend to your friends?,Pirates 1&2
"How is it possible that NO one knows about Obama's fake birth certificate??? I just had a talk from a friend from the left. He of course says, that the fake certificate is Alt-right conspiracy. I showed him the video. He doesn't want to look at it. I am besides myself... how is this not ALL over the news? Can they actually HIDE this???","Yes, they can bury the news."
hobart is one of the most trash cities in aus i dont expect them to stick around,Define trash.
agreed,it cuts into their profit
PUSSY BEFORE PUSSY!!,Sounds like a solid diet.
what is your favorite fast food restaurant?,McDonald's for breakfast.
Too soon m8,Not soon enough m8
I'm just gonna have one more shot to even it out first.,then a quick sniff of glue and we're back to square 1
"Going with Benteke or Ozil, United seem to be in a mini-rut and maybe at home to Watford will clear it up, but maybe not.. this week is torture.",United are away at Watford
There is not a single state where working 40 hours/week at the minimum wage is enough to afford a one-bedroom apartment. That's an outrage!,"Yeah, and once we raise the minimum wage, the price of a one bedroom apartment will rise and we'll be in the same situation of leftists using it as a way to persuade the uneducated lower class into voting for them."
"Most painful experiences in the world: 1. Funeral for family member 2. Divorce/ breakup with bf/gf 3. Losing pet 4. Stepping on Lego 5. Dropping $60 on a rugby video game hoping it will bring you loads of joy only to realize the game play is awful. Open field kicking is atrocious. Figuring out rucking is annoying as pubic lice. Trying to figure out why the AI puts 6 guys in to rucks and leaves 2 guys outside of the flyhalf to play defense, would rather get kicked in the face by a mule that has lego bricks for its shoes. Turns out the disc turns into an expensive beer coaster. 6. Having to apologize to your dog for kicking it after realizing you lost $60 on another lousy rugby video game. 7. Feeling the 3 days' worth of facial growth of your prison roomie inmate on your lower back after being arrested for animal cruelty. 8. Having to watch rugby through sketchy websites because you live in the United States. 9. Going to prison again because your ISP reported you to the FBI for stealing video feeds. ...","Where's the fucking trigger warning mate, this shit was too real."
That fucking guy reeks of desperation,"He probably reeks of cheeto dust and spoiled ham, too."
"According to the US government's counter terrorism website, islam commits more terrorist attacks than all other religions combined",\#NothingToDoWithIslam
"You are being placed in the rank you belong to. That's it. Placements aren't broken, match making isn't broken. Not everyone can be the best, that's the whole reason there are leagues. The bell curve of skill rating distribution has been flattened. That means that everyone in the lower half is going down, and everyone in the upper half is going slightly up. Current placements take your previous season finishing SR and use it to seed the placements, and then it measures your win/lose ratio and your in-game performance, weights it with the new system, and throws you where you belong... and the hidden mmr probably knows better your skill than you do. This is not bad as you may believe: it's good. First, you are most likely to rank up, not the typical season 2 placing too high then losing more than winning until you hit rock bottom 500 or 600 SR below, where then you crawl your way back up, if you even do. It's not your shit teammates, it's not the hanjo main, it's not the leaver, the troll, the griefer. It's as simple as the better you play, the more rank you gain, and that's the first and most important change you have to do to improve, mentality.",No it's always my teammates fault!
2.5 million,307
She also looks healthier and sounds better than the other progressive candidate. Maybe there's something to it.,"And as we all know, judging a book by its cover is the best way to choose the leader of the free world."
"Our cat died yesterday :( One cat dies, three are born!! Cat playdate soon!!",Awww sorry about your cat :( Do you plan on adopting another one?
What sites do you go on to kill time?,9gag
I currently live in Houston for work,Typical cowboys fan.
Military experts warn of 'epic' humanitarian crisis sparked by climate change,Will my iPhone still work?
The Goddess Unleashed Added Fire Damage applies to Phyiscal spells,What where you doing to discover that bug?
Another BF1 giveaway! Just leave a comment and I'll pick a winner at 10PM EST this evening.,Is Battlefield 1 that shit so many people are giving it away?
amd 8370 $185 vs i7 6700k $340 - forgames o_x,Hmmmmmm wonder what is faster?
Democrats promise to filibuster and kill national reciprocity for concealed carry in the US Senate,#doyourjob
"Got a bit of a shock when my doorbell rang today, after all it's a Saturday and Christmas Eve. However there Santa was, dressed up as a young Indian man in a Hi-vis jumper and a prezzie for me. Inside was a Tarte Tartelette Tease Eyeshadow Palette, a Wing Workers Deluxe Tarteist eyeliner set and a Tarteist Pro eyeshadow palette. The excitement was so much that I was overcome with a pounding headache but 1g of paracetamol and 400mg of ibuprofen, I'm feeling human again so I played with my Tarteist Pro pallet that came in the mail. **BASE**: I started off by slathering my face in Too Faced Born This Way in *Snow* and given that I was trying out a Tarte palette, I thought I'd try out a sample of the Tarte Maracuja Creaseless Concealer (Hot tip: it's NOT creaseless despite what it says in the name) and setting it all with some Innisfree No Sebum powder. **CHEEKS**: I then tried using one of the darker concealer shades as a contour before realizing that was a horrible, horrible idea as it was WAY too orange, so I covered that back up with a Ponds BB cream that is very grey. Next I went ham with a Tarte blush in *Fanciful* and decided I looked like a clown so I went in with some more No Sebum powder on a big fluffy brush to blend it out. Topped the cheeks off with some Becca powder in *Moonstone* (btw, am I the only one who thinks Becca compacts look like bath plugs?). **EYESHADOW**: Finally onto the eyes. Urban Decay Primer Potion in anti aging formular (because I'm an old hag) went on my right eye and no primer on my left. Started with a base of *Classic* on both with a fluffy brush, *Mod* went into the crease (took a little but of building up but worked well. Besides I prefer having to build up dark colours than go oops, smokey eye it is then) and was blended with a little bit of *Chic*. On to the lid went *Profesh* without any dramas, unlike *Drama* which I tried to darken the outer V with but was a patchy, impossible to blend mess. A little bit of *Minx* on my oldest eyeshadow brush (because all my other brushes are in desperate need of a clean) highlighted the center of my lid and the shadow was done. **MORE CRAP ON THE EYES**: Eyeliner time, a chance to mess everything you've done sofar up and have to start again. Thankfully, this went relatively smoothly especially considering I usually use a liquid eyeliner pen than a gel on a brush. I used the Tarte Clay Paint eyeliner in *Aubergine* with the included brush. A wing was beyond my mortal abilities, so a tiny little flick imperceivable to the human eye it is. Add to that a coat of Tarte Lights Camera Lashes mascara which will smudge on me (but hey, that might distract from the concealer creases) and we're ready to move on from the eyes **EYEBROWS:** Au naturel baby / too lazy today **LIPS**: Last and least on the lips (no not **those** lips) is Tarte Glossy Lip Paint in WCW. It's shiny, not too sticky and reminds me of the Chi Chi liquid lipsticks. . There, I'm done. One wall of text later and a slightly crazy Kaldii is all dressed up with nowhere to go :) And excuse the massive sweat mustache, Summer and me really don't get along.",Best product list ever!
"Shit, let me be honest, I don't even remember the game.",That's how I feel about our last 2 seasons
"eh no, not really, thing is, T8 is a competetive tier, so releasing a ship at this tier, to which have access only very small playerbase is a problem as players are not familiar with it",That's a very valid point that need to be covered
My first time beating it.,who could forget their first time beating it?
Do you prefer watching your team Bat or Bowl? Do you prefer watching your team Bat or Bowl?,Obviously not bowling after the PTSD from the last two games
Look what was waiting for me when I got home today (NJ),I didn't know they came with the Senn box/case... sweet.
False. Hitting wins games. I obviously deserved to lose :(,Well with that combination it's no wonder you lost!
FLORIDA SUCKS,NO ARGUMENT HERE
Had to reconsider existence after this one,My guess is this person also takes issue with people saying Happy Holidays.
You are the best!,Do you even cloud chase bro?
"Yes, but this is not 7-9 or 8-8 or 9-7 or 10-6 Jeff Fisher we're talkin' 'bout.","what is, 5-11 Jeff Fisher?"
"Fortunately humans are intelligent creatures and have wisely invested heavily in development of knowledge and the training of people who have the expertise needed to examine physical data and foresee the possible outcomes, and who can then warn everyone else who haven't been trained this way, so that as a society we can take action now to prevent this disaster.","Ah but as intelligent creatures we have also heavily invested in people to learn politics and ruling, and they have wisely decided that their pocket money is more important"
Hoping we get to see you again in December,no
Anybody know what's wrong with my keyboard? It doesn't seem to be functioning right,"It's because you fell into buying one of those fancy wooden keyboards that's all looks, but no fuction."
Black on Black Build,Black washing black PCs much?
I work in customer service - and if I were to tell some people what I really thought of them I'd be fired within the day. Work is pretty much just pretending to not be yourself for the entire duration of the shift.,I basically hate most people so I'm sure this will be me one day
I am Toland Toland... I was not always fun at parties. And I will never be again.,Call me.... Ishmael...
"Dixon looked fantastic today, as did our new returner.",I guess all the practice we are giving him is paying off.
"This could be great for getting more people talking and aware of sous vide. I am curious to see exactly how it will be prepared and served. Also, Techcrunch is wrong about needing bags to cook eggs in.",Not a very well researched article...
"Seconding *Cosmopolis*, and Cronenberg's 2012 film adaptation was very accurate. Giamatti was awesome.","Giamatti is always awesome, even in Lady In the Water,LOL."
"Didn't watch the video - but he's British, he can't vote for anyone.",He can if he has a dual citizenship.
"cheaters tend to not take the time to upload highlights, and the overwatch themed name makes me think its just a smurf",Yeah cheaters would never do something like stream it.
What's your secret santa gift less than $25?,$24 gift card.
hell ye.,Name doesn't check out.
"Plot twist: the snow in the banner is not snow at all, but in fact salt to reflect the saltiness that accompanies every Funko Shop release. (not really. It's snow)",Its salt for me.
"Not so much with alarms, but definitely public transport. Have you ever gone to sleep on the train or bus and then woken up right before your stop?",No scientific evidence or anything but when I sleep on the bus I feel like I'm kinda mapping out my location and the route of the bus inside my head.
"Wrong. I live in Naples, Florida these motherfuckers are flooding in hardcore. Taking all the landscape jobs, construction labor, and cooking prep jobs. It's fucking bullshit. Oh plus they get free housing, Medicare, a new fucking car (usually) and still bitch and complain. Plus they aren't very friendly.",I'm sure the Latino's *love* it.
Please don't tell me you have Ireland lumped in with the UK?,Ireland will always belong to the crown!
Why do you only have 4 toes on your left foot?,OP is a reptiloid
Crimes?,"Well... he was born in South Africa, and he has a scary foreign-sounding name - he's probably an illegal alien here to steal Murican jobs!"
Sure he gave your mom lots of presents too.,Did you *f^u^u^uuck* my *moooooom*
"This Ethernet cable is partly taped to the floor, and it has been run over by a rolling chair many times. It just won't give up and still links at gigabit speed.",*salute*
Would that still work nowadays? Or has vending machine tech changed?,"Idk, got a job instead"
yup might aswell never log out for the last 3 hours of colo......,just make sure you don't run out of friend captains ;)
"Bombs under Su 34 ready to be used. Syria, Hmeimim Air Base",All unguided bombs.
What if Barry really IS Johanna Ah'Nee?,Hillary's glass ceiling BTFO.
"That's why they are poor. They spent all the money on that car, even more money to keep it in good repair, and lets not forget the small fortune they spent on dem sweet rimz. It ain't cheap being baller.",And insurance!
"Good God. Obama Care sucks, just deal with it. Stop with the blame game. Everybody knows it sucks. It's not a secret. Get rid of it and move on for Pete's sake.","Ya, bring on the single-payer like Israel!"
Conor McGregor has been issued a boxing license in the state of California,Floyd will Decision the Fuck outta him lol
DTMFA,"Fortunately, she did."
"Just as well I didn't, then. I literally said that it was debatable that it was the best way.",And I completely agree with that
Did u really not know?,"I was leading you on, sorry."
"Just got a Trash Can as my freebie.. So once the servers went back I was expecting another freebie, which can only be a superstar, instead they fuck me over and give me a trash can. I'm so done with this game.",I got a WM paige AKA - DelRio's trashcan
What is NRx.,"neoreaction, usually in the form of monarchism or some other type of elitist nonsense"
i don't know if you have enough working brain cells to want to bother trying to preserve them,oh hey paul being a piece of shit that's something new
being a lawyer and doing your job according to the constitution and accepting a plea deal because there was literally no alternative**,Yeah that plea certainly wasn't forced by threatening to tear the girl apart in court
I don't know how that's true if my 1680x1050 monitor and 1920x1080 HDTV are supported?,He forgot the
Jeff Fisher & Bill Belichick have both been coaching 22 years. Belichick: 232-115. Fisher: 173-163,"well after this sunday, he will be 9 losses away from truly being .500"
Heard today the S3 has to be exorcised since it's been possessed by some new spirits.,Android 8.0 Ouija coming to the KEY board near you.
So is this some sort of cyber afterlife we're in then?,Limbo~
Captain America fought for justice in society. Literally a social justice warrior.,The first ever sjw
Giuliani apologizes for Clinton 9/11 remarks,eating his shit
You're completely out of your mind if you think FFXV looks like a ps3 remaster. It looks better than most games out,it looks like a ps3 master for sure though ^(when i view a highly compressed 720p youtube video on my phone)
"Maybe don't go around with contraband? I welcome the downvotes of all pot heads, still these fucktards who messed up.",Funny how a xanax tard sees himself as superior to pot smokers.
"Actually I've got over 40 shatters whites including 15 gems, and gemstone is indeed shit, also the robe has shit stats and I don't even know if it's worth something",Also the robe is 2 life
Seriously. *I'm not racist! I don't personally wish physical harm against minorities! I just don't give enough of a shit about them to consider white nationalism a disqualifying factor when electing the goddamn president!*,but... emails!
Yes. That rock. What about that rock? Reddit needs to auto-purge any post starting with This and followed by a single noun.,this^
{{Tyrant' s Tirade}} for those who like playing anti-meta Stun/Control decks. Makes my Rock stun deck a lot better.,Seeing this played against you feels like it would just be depressing.
BYE BITCH,Your very mature response has further contributed to the topic of discussion
Obamacare will just be tweaked. Social Security will be saved. Medicare will be private. It's going to be better coverage for less,"Lol, why don't these poor people just do more with less?"
Scene 44 boss fight??,Gotta do it on ultimate mode
"Man, I wish there was a thread for wagers. I can never find anyone who wants to.",You dropped this
"I can't see which druid it is because realmplayers is down at the moment, but if it's a K2 log my guess is that it was from the Cobalt Crusher bug which was recently fixed. It might even be our guild's feral druid (I think I remember him coming in 3rd on an onyxia or somesuch). Post-nerf his dps was tremendously down. Just throwing the possibility out there.",No its from nost.
jesus fucking christ why are people in these privileged parts of the world not just popping out babies?? I'd be a father of like 7 or 8 at this point and I'm only a 27 year old shit-gov't worker in the US,Because fuck having kids?
James Mattis selected as Trump's secretary of defense,"I give him 2 years at most before he resigns, he's too reasonable of a human being to work with trump for long."
Somewhere some beancounter is whining about lost revenue from Reddit Gold.,Those damn beancounters... that wall can't get built soon enough!
I genuinely love how terrible Spy Kids 3 is. Here's Sly Stallone arguing with alternate hologram version of himself.,"Man, Matt Leblanc really let himself go after the Rocky movies."
A like the idea of a lackluster pistol whipping.,"Yeah, a really mediocre whip sounds lovely."
Cool. Glad I could satisfy your expectations.,Now kiss
Should it matter...?,"killing people you work with = wrong killing people who doesn't speak the same language, don't work with you and were born in a different land = right"
"Which fun and unsustainable stat your players have at the moment? Exemple: The Habs currently have 6 PPG players (Petry, Gallagher, Galchenyuk, Paccioretty, Desharnais and Weber). What are yours?",Ryan Miller: 1.00 SV% and 0 shutouts.
OUT FOXED: Megyn Kelly to move to CNN for $20 million dollars. TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS,"20 million was a lot I admit, but it was worth paying it to get rid of her!"
This is why Trump got elected. Because of these types of imbeciles. People are sick and tired of this minority who screams the loudest and get their way.,"Yea, I'm sick of these people complaining about racism, it's only ok for our president to be racist."
Suspect unarmed? Give him a gun - President Duterte,Ay oo dapat lang para fair
Best classes are female :-(,Sexist game
"I know most of you have seen earthling, but I just watched it and . . . Holy shit. I don't normal cry over basically anything, but the scene about five minutes in with that black dog I burst into tears and cried almost none stop through the entire documentary. I don't understand how we let it get this bad. It completely changed my attitude. Before I was content keeping to myself and avoiding talking to people about becoming vegan, but now I realize that that is not enough. People need to know that while they may not be directly harming these animals they are supporting the callous heartless pieces of shit that are. I just can't wrap my head around how people could do these things. Thank you guys for the endless suggestions to watch this, as painful as it was to watch it was the kick in the ass I needed.",I'm a vegan so I DON'T have to watch earthlings and not feel guilty about it.
But this is Star Wars. It's all about cliches.,All star wars has to be totally subversive like episode 5
Anyone who says they don't do this is lying tho,Me too thanks
"What is your hobby/profession's Anyway, here's Wonderwall?",Aviation: Request vectors to final for the visual.
"GDT | Jackets @ Avs | 7pm | Maybe we can pull it together tonight? Please? Edition Go Ass, hail Satan.",Lucky we didn't get boarding on that one
"Most satisfying troop IYO, what is the most satisfying troop or spell to take a tower down with","tornado, because it doesn't do a thing to the tower"
Facebook?,People still use Facebook?
"Conservative here, very much pro-choice. Rich ass politicians shouldn't decide whether women can abort their child or not, I'm sure they've never been put in that situation.",Yes I'm sure non of them ever had unwanted pregnancy
"Take that, Starbucks!","Mmmm Picasso's, had a slice for lunch yesterday."
"Paneer is also very easy to make, and makes a delicious curry with spinach. ^(Seriously, it's just milk, vinegar, and cheese-cloth.)",I'll keep that in mind if I ever feel like putting forth the effort to cook
She didnt break any laws that I know of.,no but she owned guns and ONLY CRIMINALS OWN GUNS
Just a wizard soloing Oryx,looks great but it just feels like the staff is the wrong way
She stated that the Supreme court got Heller wrong and that she would appoint judges that would overturn it. Heller was about the legal right of citizens to have firearms in their homes. So you can see why pro-2a might look at ya funny.,"No man, conservatives just don't *understand* liberals on guns!"
"given how slow, telegraphed and vulnerable it is to attempt, I'm of the opinion that players get pissed that they let it happen, and have a bit of a kneejerk well fuck you instead of oops",Lightning storm twice into heal usually works.
Font Awesome 5 Free can be used in commercial projects.,Talking about the pro version.
New Game-breaking Pathing Bug,This explains why my jungler never come bot
I'd be happy with a Republican like Eisenhower: - Massive Publics Works Projects - 90% Top income tax bracket - Expanded Social Security - Completed integration of the Armed Services,but that's socialism
"Hold the fuck up, why didn't Titanfall 2 win any awards. Why the fuck did Overwatch get so awards, Blizzard pulled that game out of their ass and the game didn't even have a campaign. Titanfall 2 and BF1 didn't get any awards, both games had solid multiplayers and campaigns. But a stale arena game still somehow got 4 awards.","b/c it was a bad game, duh"
"Hosnian system was capital for the New Republic. I guess they didn't like Coruscant for all the corruption it represented. Its not like they moved the capital multiple times, just when they were making their new government. Also makes sense that they might not want to make it in Coruscant since the Rebel Alliance built up from outside the Core worlds, and they want to establish a capital where their power base is consistent and strong.",It was something-something about rotating the planet so avoid an empire.
I get youre being clever but when has kojima not delivered,Well technically silent hills was never delivered.
DansGame,Skadoosh
woah. only if they did this with one of the black ops 3 maps also,"Too many glitches, wont work..."
"This is so nice, looks like it could be a loading screen, well done bro!",I hope some of the custom maps modders will use this for a Revelations remake
3 Days Rome and Florence. This is my review,"I would rate Florence as the second loveliest city in Europe, after Lyon."
"Cry me a river. Same garbage message the left has been spilling for 20 years, voting for Republicans is not racist. Trump is actually reaching out to the African American community. Living in Grand Rapids myself, I can tell from talking to african Americans that they don't even know that. They vote democrat cuz they always have and assume all republicans are racist. Completely untrue. For all we know, these fans were trying to help spread that message. Maybe Trump's lying and trying to buy votes, maybe. However he's done more for the Republican Party than any candidate in years, he's reaching out to the African American community & the LGBT community. ELE - everybody love everybody. It's news pieces like this that make me sick 'people hold trump sign - racist'. Wow, NBC, how much Hillary pay you? The DNC leaks only showed a small portion, must've sent another secret payment, Obama teach you that?",Here you dropped this.
Canada is an illegitimate settlement on stolen land. - Monsef @ 10 seconds,Because natives had such a peaceful Utopian society before white Europeans got there.
I can't get them straight no matter how much reparative therapy I put them through!,Have you tried our lord and savior?
"Honestly, all of these 5ks just sound like so much fun! I hadn't thought about a running club before tonight, so I will absolutely look into it!","I think you really ought to join a run club... I've never heard of someone running a race every single weekend, lol."
I strive to start a new terrorism,Make Terrorism Great Again!
"Kofi Kingston explaining the reason for posting the Black Excellence photo featuring Sasha, Rich, Xavier, and E.",I didn't think anyone would actually get offended by this.
This game did DLC right.,"Not hating, but The Witcher 3 DLC was better"
Jurgen Klopp pre-Chelsea vs. Liverpool press conference,Whose name does the reporter mention as being Klopp's neighbour?
My first C program (Hello World) -- What do you think? #define niner { #define gotime { #define opener ( #define taco 1==1 #define kk } #define okthen } #define talkyThing printf #define spagghetti  #define prent if #define spaghetti  #define finishedok ; #define closer ) #define z void #define integer int integer main(z)niner prent opener taco closer gotime talkyThing opener Hello world closer finishedok kk return(0); okthen,TALK TO THE HAND Hello world
"But that would require me to come to the dungeon prepared. The laws of F8 say I must enter each dungeon with no more than 10 durability on my weapon, have dinner prepared by mom within 5 minutes, and not tell anyone I don't understand any mechanics.",just yesterday got that french guy who doesn't speak english and doesn't know mechs in a tomb4 party :^) fun times...
Y... yeah... ;v;,Well except that guy who hit freddy rip.
Cannot wait for Core trolls who don't understand queue theory to lose it. Grab your popcorn as we finally approach 100% utilization and an ever increasing backlog.,I guess when the fees get too high for me to make any money selling BTC I could always just switch to Onecoin...
Can't get the image of No Way Jose watering his lawn with a hose in his hands while dancing out of my head,"No Way Jose, dancing around the garden with his No Way Hose, sprinkling water on his No Way Toes."
22 minutes is a parady show isn't it?,"Yes, this is satire, and apparently most people are too stupid to understand that concept any more."
World blitz and world rapid Dec 25 - Jan 1. So stoked about it.,Didn't we just have the rapid Championship though?
Get red. It's the cheapest because stars die,"Also, red is the best color."
"Made soup for dinner, it came out salty","Out of curiosity, what is the recipe?"
It's possible. It's also possible Mercedes will continue to be great next year. My idea was to put two alpha drivers in the same team and let them slug it out.,TIL Ricciardo is not an alpha driver
That's for after inauguration ;),That's all I'm saying too.
twinkies make my throat hurt if i eat more than one. i must be allergic to something in them. it's okay though every couple years i'll think to myself oh hey twinkies exist and i'll eat one and remember why i forgot about them. disgusting cakes.,youre not supposed to swallow them whole
"It's a good thing he's not in Texas. We didn't expand Medicaid, so he'd be completely fucked, and probably homeless.",All he needs to do is stop being lazy and pull himself up by his bootstraps
"PE teacher. You just get to play all day for a living! No. Just no. It's true that I do get to be more active than most teachers, that doesn't mean I'm PLAYING. Try having a class of 50 first graders, each with their own soccer ball, and attempt to do individual ball control activities. It's like herding cats. Far from playing.",Yeah it sounds *really* tough.
He was fired before MGS4 or MGS3?,HAHA UR SO COOL
"right, people who have money for ESEA cheats will certainly not care about the 50% off",Well damn maybe I should code cheats for ESEA to make hella cash
"Contrary to popular opinion, not everyone in DC works for the federal government",Draintheswamp!
Hairy armpits,That went smooth
I think Obama selling weapons to drug cartels is a little worse. Idk tho.,Source?
"Hard to wrap your head around this along with the fact that he lost the popular vote by what is now equivalent to the combined populations of Wyoming, Alaska, Vermont, and North Dakota. All states with 3x as many electoral votes than house seats.",Or you know by 2%.. What a landslide
"People forget that you can be partial in your politics, not everyone is 100% liberal or 100% conservative...",Shut your whorish mouth that's not how it works it has to be black or white not a mix
he hardly did anything but point his fingers.,He was pointing his fingers at the people he wants to injure!
"Good advice! Called the police, they said they can't do much as it's not a crime to send someone an unsolicited gift, but they gave me a reference number in case anything else happens.",Did you stress to them it was likely some sort of scam?
"No winter over here, stay warm northern ents!","alright, no need to brag about it"
Well: TODAY'S The day! Evergeen Line goes live at Noon! Will YOU be checking it out this weekend?,I am just impressed that this project was completed on time and on budget.
Why is he doing so many shows in Austin and Miami compared to other bigger cities? Just curious.,Maybe he likes BBQ and Cuban Sandwiches?
Private match,So this goal is set up?
And how exactly is the food stamp program being abused?,The dirty poor people are holding up the line for me trying to get their WIC card out at the grocery store
"Be appreciative that GGG knows how to create a large amount of content and inject it into the game without any major fire drills happening, story inside Hey guys, I always appreciate GGG for the content they provide for Path of Exile and the ease of which we don't need to worry about the bugs or major issues that come with the new patch. Another RPG just had a major content patch on November 30th for their 5th job class which was Maplestory which has an unprecedented amount of content change, almost changing the entirety of the game as a whole. Maplestory had released their game after an 11 hour maintenance patch, and then brought the game down again. Then after 6 hours brought the game back up, which after an hour brought the game back down for a total of 29 hours. The game is now officially playable 2 days after the announcement of the patch being out and the game has lost almost the entirety of it's major hype. tl;dr be appreciative that GGG knows how to not only patch a content update but to test for any major bugs early.",I don't think it's very nice to compare anything to Maplestory.
Neither is JT Miller or Kevin Hayes and they both have 19 points. They can't list every player.,Well the better brother Jimmy Hayes wasn't listed either so I guess it's fair.........
"PST yes, just added that in for clarity. Thank you!","Not a problem, I'm pleased that the Sunday games are UK-friendly!"
Season 4's probably gonna be pushed back to early November since S2 and S3 also were pushed back.,That's already been confirmed.
"Tips to a mediocre Crucible player on finishing the First Curse quest? So as mentioned in the title I'm a distinctly average PvP player, haha maybe less not quite sure. I hover around a .6 KD and if I finish a round above 1.0 I'm happy with myself. However I really do understand a lot of the basic strategy involved in Crucible. Been reading the Playbook since it, and feel have a solid grasp on the basic physics, gun archetypes, disengaging, team shooting etc. But due to a combination of never having really taken a PvP shooter seriously before Destiny, and a chronic illness that tends to affect my reaction times/ ability to make split second decisions. I often seem to simply get outplayed even when tactically I should have had the upper hand. While I know I really should likely use a pulse or AR, I just love hand cannons and that Last Curse is taunting my almost complete collection. (Particularly since the high impact HC is a contender again) I have one good friend I usually play with (1.1 KD). And have other friends I know would be willing to lend a hand. I'm just not sure what the best strategy is. Any thoughts, advice or insight much appreciated. Thanks fellow Guardians!",Aim for the head!
The gun never changes just only people's perception of it,Oh I don't know about that... it was definitely better in Y1.
Dave Meltzer is only right 99% of the time.,I'm sending a mod mail to get you permabanned from the sub
"DUH what human being wouldn't want to know more about space? So your point is what... we should stop talking about his pardon, stop talking about anything we think is par for the course? stupid","No, my point is that this journalist (or editor) picked a really stupid title."
Charity casino type event - what music? What sort of music would be appropriate for this kind of setting?,Dirty Ass Bass Music.
I didn't know we'd be posting these so I skated mine first.,I've got the same deck!
"THC binds to fat, oil is a fat. The resin etc will bind to that, stay in the water, and most likely cause mold/mildew.","Been doing it for years and I've never noticed a decrease in potency or mold, I change the water once a week or so But if that were true then it's still a bonus cuz you can just drink the oil after and absorb that sweet tasty thc xD not"
My sister had this blanket made for my birthday. That's me with the boy$ in the Dallas show for the $$$ tour.,Is your sister single
"Bro go for it 225 fat bro here and once I learned how to tailor, it changed my style up a level. I was dressing good but most clothes for fat guys are boxy. And don't even get me started on the jeans. I learned to tailor my jeans so they wouldn't be tight on my thighs and loose at the bottom. I felt better rocking nice fitting clothing. Same with shirts and the sleeves. It took me a half a day to learn how to set everything up and get started. Go for it you won't regret it.",When tapered jeans still look like boot-cut jeans by default... ^killme
What political issues do that vast majority of people agree on?,Everyone is **really** corrupt
Did you just reply to yourself? Lol,"Maybe I was crazy, OR maybe I was finally sane ...why does this guy keep staring at me?"
And the Democrat would take away my guns and make my daughter have an abortion! Republicans are our only hope!,Maybe forced abortions but at gun point?
Maybe now you'll take those 20 seconds to turn it in after you complete it lol. No sympathy,Yeah he should totally expect a bug that erase his EQ.
I mean you could use clean socks or something.,But your feet aren't getting properly washed (also no way to exfoliate them in the shower?????????)
"Exactly. It can't be easily done so people just blindly start targeting all conservative Muslims. You guys really hate sexist cultures? Take some of the wealth the West stole (and then used to build our super awesome secular, liberal, universalist culture) when it colonized Africa, the Middle East, and South Asia and invest it in education/agriculture/infrastructure in the places it was stolen from . It will take many decades. There's no quick fix, especially not banning people's religious garb. Bans like this might give r/atheism a boner but they're not doing anything to liberalize anyone's culture or assimilate Muslim immigrants.",Fucking Amen
"TIL the bird Americans call a turkey is called an India in Turkey, and a Peru in Portugese.",It's also called a Portugal in India and an America in Peru
Username checks out...?,Why do you ask?
"Well... I received no sexual education of any sort. So, while I masturbated, I didn't know what I was really doing.","I mean, at least if you're a guy, you know when it's done"
"10,000 Days bowl I found on the boardwalk",The Net Of Bowl
"Fuck, I don't get this....",I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I worked there in 2004-2005 at the E Center location. At one point they used to make their own BBQ sauce with the liquid smoke and everything. The pit bbq sauce is news to me.,"Yeah I was talking to my co workers who had been there since 2000 and they said the liquid smoke stopped about 2 years ago so just before I got there, but liquid smoke is probably a more original method"
When Switch who train you a Wii U needs on a can?,"Reggie will, without doubt."
Or you're an opponent to the president.,Well the only way you could oppose the president is if you're on drugs obviously.
Don't change your car tire in the middle of a highway,I used to see this shit when I was in Kuwait... almost crashed into one too
Blue-haired woman sentenced to more than 100 days for scrawling anti-Trump graffiti on government buildings,She'll probably lose her job.
Hot Asian with amazing tits,Man these final fantasy titles are getting impressive
please tell me this is fake.... D:,It's real.. now what do we do?
will they be taught about female privilege as well?,forgot this
Russia more safe than France today. Never thought this would happen.,"I was going to go on my annual museum run to Paris this month, but then I looked at how much safer art in Russia is, and decided to go to Moscow instead."
"Oh yea, also on death it will be protected on death like the quiver but you will loose 100 of each rune on death as with the quiver.","Hey Pi, I'm not sure if you're aware but could Intercept please be fixed at Castle Wars and Soul Wars?"
"Comments section, as seems typical with almost any story about difficulties bicyclists face negotiating Boston's streets, is filled with suggestions that we shouldn't care about issues like this because some (all) bicylists disobey rules of the road.","Yea, well, you don't even pay for the road tax!"
"Does no one seriously NOT understand how gravity works here ? It's not some strange foreign concept. Then again, I doubt the majority of the users here even change their Own engine oil OR work on their own vehicles .... so iam really not surprised.","It's just a theory, doesn't mean it's true..."
"1) I'm pretty sure the essay was positing that yoghourt was made palatable to Americans by adding a national identifier linking it to a European nationality as opposed to the many other Middle Eastern groups (particularly Turkic) that eat the stuff and were supposedly previously associated with it. 2) Look at any yoghourt container and tell me it doesn't follow the Schrafft's model of sparse, colorful texts in a nonthreatening typeface on a clean white background.","I honestly never thought of it as a women product, because in my country was always being promoted as a kids snack mostly..."
"It gets interesting when you have a kid who asks what preside means, because of course it means to be in charge of, but at the same time, of course women are equal, but the father has the authority.","Unless he isn't home, then the 12 year old deacon has the authority."
Torture appeared widespread after Turkey coup: UN expert,Well that's just hard to believe.
"TIL Einstein, a parrot with a vocabulary of about 200 words, gave a TED talk.",This parrot can speak better than me in front of an audience
My compassion lies in trying to harden you to prepare for the difficulties of life. If I told you everything is dandy then I'd be doing you a disservice.,"In the long run, it's not helpful."
Really? No one else said Pally? :( Paladin is my favorite,"Paladin is like the priest who's just relelvant enough to not be looked at for changes, but just shitty enough to not see play...someday it will rise again!"
How did you score Mayweather vs Canelo?,114-114.....of course like any decent person
It's very clearly a bird,But it's going too fast for it to be a bird!
"Conversation is usually what we have with fans interested in discussing the game. A disproportionate number of cowboy fans had no interest in that this week. They just came here to be shitty. On any given week you would be hard pressed to find even one shitty troll from the opposing team in any of the posts. This week there was a atleast one in most posts on the front page; literally dozens of trolls. We don't need a safe space, as you so condesendlingly put it. We just like to act like adults and not make asinine comments behind an anonymous user name.",You should just put your phone down and go outside lolololol
Valve Responds to email about Mirage A Site,new meta: only downvoted bugs will get fixxed
Thats because none of those migrants have skills to fill those positions,What happened to doctors and engineers?
does he play the toy on a string? the little ball with jingle bells in it?,LOL
Walmart Shoplifter Flees From Police,I'm really surprised that no shots were fired.
Blonde Babes,1 for the everything
Thanks Obama!,It's Obamas all the way down.
"If you expect monogamy and a real relationship. Yes. If you just want to fuck around noncommittally, it's great.",So my non-monogamous relationship isn't a *real* relationship according to what standard though?
I just would like to know why many of the protagonists are the most insufferable people ever.,"I wouldn't mind that they're insufferable, if some other super attractive character wasn't inevitably obsessed with them."
"Heathers (1989): Veronica hates the girls in her popular clique. Enter mysterious newcomer J.D., who offers her the perfect solution to end their social tyranny.",Sexually perverse photography exhibits involving tennis rackets
K,kk
Twist: red is the most unhappy of all and needs this elaborate cover up.,Definitely.
That doesn't really look like Thor. That dude looks Asian.,Well I mean it is a Thai poster....
"Going by Civ 5 feats, Longbowmen can fire an extra tile away. In-game, this essentially means they're firing over hundreds of miles away with complete accuracy - depending on some maps, you can fire across entire continents and channels this way. Longbowmen 10/10","oh yeah, because the Civilization series is known for being very historically accurate"
"Facism, communism socialism, capitalism, egalitarianism, oops sorry went to far there. Jokes aside. I absolutly agree. If you cant win an arguemment without supressimg the others voice then there is something wrong with your position.","Nah, just means your argument is the better one!"
Easy way around this is keep chatter benign on a personal phone and then talk all the dirt you want on a burner line.,Or just don't be a criminal wtf.
"I know, I'm a mod. :p I was giving you the look of disapproval for your sneakiness.",Haha there's always a way if you try hard enough ;P
"Why Lydia and Chow? Upon re-watching the show, I am confused about something: From what I understood Chow had been supplying the precursor to Gus. After Gus is killed and the DEA detains all of Gus's/Mike's guys they no longer have access to Chow's chemicals. A few episodes later when Mike is going to kill Lydia for the putting the hit out on him he asks if she can still get precursor. A few episodes later the DEA shows up and busts Lydia's guy in the Madrigal lab in Houston. Lydia then explains the Mike that she no longer has a guy who can work the security gate/warehouse/get the precursor; which to me implies that she had regularly been supply precursor? Or maybe I'm mistaken and her guy in the lab wasn't supplying her with precursor but just general access to the warehouse (i.e. not involved with Gus's cooks)?","From what I gathered, Lydia and the warehouse guy (don't remember his name) would send the precursor to Chow who then was responsible for getting it to the laundry."
I like how they say the same stuff they've been saying for 5 years. In fairness though I don't think EA makes very much money off this game.,you missed
They support uprising groups in Balochistan,Source please.
we tried to tell them. but they didnt listen.,"Oh man youre right, this quote from **Sarah Palin** really changed my mind"
Trump voter lost her home to new Treasury secretary,It technically is Bush's fault
Negan is a LOT more vulgar in the comkcs,Negan says this in the show as well.
Otherkin hatred is coded transphobia.,but reddit is sunshine and rainbows!
I can't think of something more basic than complaining about someone's use of the word literally not beeing literal,I can
What can be added to Mac and Cheese to make it better?,Oh my god I didn't know I had been waiting for this question to be asked but I've been perfecting this recipe over the past 5 or so years: * pepper * chia seeds * sriracha * bonache hatch sauce * pesto * half a bag of frozen peas & carrots or broccoli & cauliflower or both * more milk & butter than you need (I love almond milk and whatever the fuck vegan butter is) * handful of mozzarella Enjoy :)
You can buy this stuff at Walmart,You also don't really need to buy anything from here.
LET THE RAGEFEST BEGIN,YOU FAKEASS NERD YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO MADE ARROW S04 POSSIBLE
"Odd glitch on bottom of touchscreen I've searched online and haven't had any luck. This seems to only happen when I am scrolling from the bottom of the screen to the top on an app like Twitter or a Reddit app. It seems when I register a touch and then when I scroll up it seems to jump around and select something even though my finger isn't off the screen. I can't seem to recreate it but it seems to happen on different apps, so I don't think it's a specific app problem. Has anyone else had this? I have yet to do a factory reset but that's my next step.","Don't have this issue (that I've noticed), but thanks a lot for making me lose my place in Reddit trying to replicate this!"
"How would you imagine a dystopian science fiction film set in Seattle? So Los Angeles has Blade Runner, Philadelphia has 12 Monkeys, London has V for Vendetta, etc. Hell, even DC has Minority Report. What would a dystopian sci fi universe look like if it were set in Seattle? Bonus points if you've navel gazed this question enough that you can even envision the plot. Let's not talk about Dark Angel.","The rain hasn't stopped for ages, and an evil corporate overlord has just won the presidency..."
This would never have happened in Tom Baker's era.,It's because Baker's scarf embraced all colors.
"Wall Def rating was 110, Dlo's is 112. So very slightly better.",Bruh you can throw all the stats you want at me and I'm a big fan of Dlo but John wall is 10x the defender Dlo is.
"Yes he could, but it most likely wouldn't do anything. He would still have to pay support.",He should take full custody.
What's with the downvoting??,there are people and/or bots that downvote _everything_ on this DOM
DeRozan top 5 player,top 46
French Toast Cups,I need this.
"The Game Awards got a copyright claim and now there is no audio throughout the whole video, even though it's the 3rd on trending",That's almost as infuriating as your font
I nominate Iceland. They seem chill.,2nd
"Game Thread: Calgary Flames vs. Minnislashya Wild **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau slash incident brought up - 3 drinks - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton/Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks * Dougie Hamilton trade rumours mentioned - 1 drink * Dubnyk former Oiler mentioned - 2 drinks","If we have to pick between Kevin and Kulak, who would you guys go for?"
"Why isn't Mark Price in the Hall of Fame? Like seriously, why? 4 time all-star, 1 time all-nba first team, 3 time all-nba third team and 50-40-90 club. HE BETTER GET IN SOME DAY!",Hall of Very Good
"Because im easy come, easy go",Song lyric
Which they do regularly anyway,I forgot the
"Now, don't be discouraged by this result FaZe faithful, after you consider all the factors, this is quite a wonderful result for such a new look squad. You reach the semifinal of a top-tier international event, you gain essential experience, and a ton of demos to study and grow from. Sure, you got sorta smashed in the semis, but hey, any team is gonna be hard pressed to put up a fight on those maps vs motherfucking OpTic. However, let's be honest. The path to success is not gonna be easy for FaZe, the main problem is that their stars simply aren't showing up against these tougher opponents. Sure, they'll look good styling on regional opponents with that loose EU playstyle, but when they face true, top tier opponents with the discipline and experience to match (from tarik, RUSH, etc.), it's not gonna look pretty. They crumple and don't play to their scrimmy strengths, and when they do, they get bodied anyway. I thought that this new IGL Careagain could steer FaZe towards playing a more structured NA style, but I suppose it's hard to teach a new dog better tricks. Any region just stepping into the international scene is gonna have it rough, but FaZe here just showed that with more time, the Scandinavians plus one could hang. My big bet is that with more international LANs under their belt, they may be the team to turn this NA dominated scene on its head. :)",Is this a copypasta
"Start Holebas/Morgan? Morgan has the best fixture (bou away), but holebas picked up 2 assists last gw, and city have looked horrible.. Leaning towards holebas",I would take a chance with Holebas
Which free service or product is worth donating to / you donate to?,Your local church.
Get good enough. That's what you can do.,Oh yeah because the guy who play once a week and who got his ass kick by a smurf will want to play again
"I played up to level 27 and I'm not going to lie, I enjoyed it immensely. NY is a great place to roam. Other games took over (Dark Souls 3) and I've not been back but looking forward to the patch and hoping it caters more for single players and 'casual' (time wise) players. The only thing I didn't do in my play through was mess around in the DK (which I did in the beta, but not sure the patch is giving it much love - might be wrong).",The Donkey Kong Zone would be bananas.
A harsh truth about fake news: Some people are super gullible,If you can't see how ridiculous this subreddit has become you are super gullible.
Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (7-5) at New England Patriots (10-2) ...,Edelman smoked Jerraud.
"Deus Vult, Infidel.",They are way different trebuchet is a beauty for sieging and ballista's are great for castle defense
"Why would you want positive karma? It's the same principle, people want a false sense of accomplishment.",Downvoting your comment to give you a false sense of accomplishment
"Work, Play & Chill",fucking WEEEB!
Kidneys?,I would assume that or ribs.
Guys of reddit what do you hate the most about females?,"Whenever I hold a door open for them, they don't suck my dick"
"yeah i didn't intend for that to be on scale, just the shape of the orbit",Have you considered showing just part of the orbit such that it's two diagonal curves?
"Monumento ni Apolinario Mabini sa Malate, Maynila, ginawa nang palikuran",Dabest talaga ang pinoy!
A,L
"Texas law agrees with you. Then again, I feel that most people in Texas who break into a house are aware that it may result in armed resistance.","If you die committing a home invasion in Texas, the obituary lists cause of death as suicide."
The most wonderful time of the year,"I must admit, this is thoroughly entertaining.."
"How do actually fireball-zap something Basically, zap the units you want to kill and then immediately fireball it. If you fireball first, the troops will scatter from knockback and your zap will not hit everything you want it to.","Right before the fireball hits it's target that's when you zap, or if you need to fireball earlier then wait for it to hit then look where the troops scattered and then zap"
"Come to rural America, every high school kid seems to want 4-5 crotch fruits.",The dude said developed world
Oh no! Shitesda is taking the RP out of the G yet again!,Wut?
Wait a second. I just went outside and saw my sky is black. What's wrong with my sky?,Climate Change
What law do you want to break that you haven't yet?,"Nice try, cop who needs to get their arrest quota up."
I hate the purity and goodness bullshit. Because for some reason we lose that goodness when we first have sex and turn into sirens and she-demon sluts. Let me tell you I was a virgin and getting myself off to hardcore porn. Ain't no part of me pure. Shit.,"But... but... sugar and spice, and everything nice!"
And you see where that mentality got us.,I Dropped this
"Chuck Todd via Twitter: GOPers looked at the ballot rules on replacing Trump during the Khan meltdown. Bottom line: if he didn't vacate by Sept 1, they were stuck.",Clinton playing 36D Backgammon by tanking in the polls and letting the GOP think ever so quickly that they could win.
Everything in LoL is original and not copied from anything else.,"yeah, because joe miller totally did not exist before LoL"
Anyone not making a map Am I literally the only one?,idk
Fun fact:you are never more than a meter away from a spider! Sleep well! (Minus the caps and on land),Is that because you eat 5 every night so you're carrying them around with you?
are KDB's crosses always so nice?,Yes.
What warning is almost always ignored?,Don't date crazy
Your wife's teeth are getting me excited for the Kentucky Derby,He's remembering the last blowjob she gave.
I had no idea ATT was still at 70% capacity. Just assumed it was empty now.,I couldn't find anything more recent than an article that said the building would be at 70% once AT and T was gone.
"also the fact that they are 2 imports , which would fill up all possible slots for the team for example TSM would need to drop Sven and then find a good NA Jungler thats teamless right now or c9 would need to drop impact and jensen",So NA isn't an option as they already have too many imports LUL
This kills the liver.,Yeah but the medicine will just fix it.
"Yeah, im attracted to children, am I okay?","it's ok , you are the same age as them kiddo"
No such thing as infinite speed. Even in theory.,Scientists should increase the speed of light so we can go faster
"It seems nobody here understands much of anything, reading these comments. It's a clusterfuck of ignorance and delusion.",That's the thing about politics: everyone thinks they're an expert.
"Some of those drawings are squanchy, but there are a few that are really squanchy.","I can't believe you just said that, it's So offensive."
"Nope there is SG-1, Atlantis, and Stargate universe.. all are on hulu.",What's this Stargate universe that you're referring to?
Sergio Aguero red card and the subsequent fracas following it.,"Nah nah only Costa is a cunt, though?"
Jailbreak reference in Watch_Dogs 2,"How ironic is it, that my phone froze when I opened this post and wouldn't work until I restarted... The jailbreak does cause viruses guys!"
BREAKING: Cam Newton (concussion) ruled out vs. Buccaneers,"If j.stewart plays, what do you think of starting him?"
What typical Libertarian view do you NOT have?,ITT: a bunch of goddamn socialists!
"That's a tiny demonstration module. A ship of several (going into dozens if not hundreds) of tonnes, will have too much mass to balance instantly like that. I think slight sway when hovering over a landing pad is realistic.","OP's just talking about how the thrusters fire, not how the ship responds."
Actually EU is for Extended Universe,Although where it extends to remains unclear.
"Suggestion: Destroyed cameras should be removed from the list of remaining cameras Just a small QoL change. It already happens with drones for the attatckers and Valkyrie's cameras, so why not apply that property to the regular camera? It'd make cycling through the list slightly less tedious at times, and if it is destroyed, you'd never want to use it anyway. Unless you like staring at static.","This used to be the case, but it was changed to what it is now so that you can tell what cameras are broken without having to switch to them."
Masturbation.,Ah
Mac address.,No he said PC.
Real digits have curves,What about imaginary digits?
A win today would be awesome. If we go into this month hot and have a good December we could emerge as a real playoff team.,But its so much more fun to scrape into the playoffs in the last few games though!
My friends found this gorgeous 40 year old piano outside on the street,what's if it's one of those play me im yours and you just brought it back lol
"Who do you want next: Zul'jin or Malthael ? I know Zul'jin was teased and I don't mind seeing him in the Nexus soon, but given the anniversary of Diablo on 31 december, wouldn't Malthael, the Reaper of Souls, be more suitable to be released after Ragnaros, in early January ? What is your preference? Malthael, Zul'jin or someone else?",This game needs more heroes from a game that inst Wow...
Roll call for 10/11 NYC show Its gonna be a great show! Hope whoever else is going will enjoy it!,i was there awesome show
The truth hasnt been relevant for them post 9/11,HAHAHAHAHA 10/10 GOOD ORIGINAL CONTENT THIS IS A GOOD DISCUSSION WE ARE HAVING LE UPBOATS MY GOOD SIR FELLOW REDDITER
Stop playing the fourth line,Why can't hakstol play the 1st line 45 minutes a game?
California hopefully won't be a part of this country in 4 years. They can kindly fuck off with their 55 votes.,Save me and my guns from this place.
Why do people hate Twilight(Legendary GS)? It bothered me when I read in the chat few times how much they hate Twilight.,"coz they are just jealous, they can't wear it from their wallet"
My student loan debt.,"More specifically, the number of payments I have left."
Y'all ready for the 600$ Gildan hoodies? Mastermind Japan x ASSC,WHERES THAT DUDE THAT CALLED THIS.
127 HOURS of editing in 18 minutes of pure entertainment. ALL ABOARD THE TRAINHARDT !,Were any of the To be continued actually continued?
My One Bedroom Spot,What is that thing on the wall with the curly cord?
redditor illegally fuses human and centipede DNA together to create a new species and claims it was a problem with the panorama.,How is the baby the only one affected by this panoramic distortion and the background remains completely unchanged?
Resident Evil 7 Tape-3 RESIDENT EVIL,are they fucking at the end
"As someone who won't be able to play part II please cherish every moment you get when playing the game. I was absolutely blown away by the trailer to the point of tears, I don't cry much at all. The first game was an artistic masterpiece both in story telling and aesthetic, I imagine part II will be the same if not better and it fucking hurts to know I won't be able to play it.",May I ask why you won't be able to play it?
Took a few pictures in Toronto a few weeks ago,What a bland and sterile city.
"obama trying his best to sabotage Trump before he takes office, will risk destroying our entire country to do it",Donald doesn't need any help doing that.
Octane distortion,I'm open to most things though.
no problem :D the biggest difference I think between Ghost Vs Cortana (Other than assumed gender) is that Ghost is a companion while Cortana was more or less Master Chiefs conscience (a'la Jiminy Cricket/Pinocchio). Little Golden Books will be what I raise any future kids of mine on :),I got them for my kids.
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up sped up every time he says Never,Well played
Plz can hav key,Psh you probably just made this account to get a key.
You must have fallen off a log at the top of the tree and hit every branch on the fucking way down man,Wtf dude that's like super rude
"Mass delete messages? So I had a bit of a party with the people in the discord I own, something we do on the 19th of every month from now on which we call Arturo day. We spammed the general chat with cancer for about an hour, but now I'm not sure how to clear it up, as I want to remove all the spam messages we sent. Is there/will there be a way to mass delete messages in a discord channel? Thanks in advance!","Get a bot, I suggest Mee6."
That pretty much sums it up lol. The guy is always enjoyable to watch/listen to.,it's funny because a couple years ago he was one of the most hated for little to no reason
"Oh, wasnt this sub shitting on SEA, saying Excecration and WG didnt deserve to be there, that they should have been replaced by real teams, all that shit? It takes me great pleasure to say this: *what now haters?*","You're full of shit, WGU qualified, they weren't invited."
there is only 4 hours of day left in west europe D:,Europe isn't real people
Literally the only difference between Warrior and Guardian is that one uses magic and the other physical.,Athena as a physical character I think would work better in the jungle then in support.
Fox News Reports Trump Tower is Being Evacuated for a Bomb scare Trump is not there,Donald Trump is at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida
Assertion? Why?,Debugging?
The Black Box was the best! For me. Not for the people I pubstomped with it.,fucking crutch
Neolithic limestone cult mask found in Israel. Historians believe shamans or tribal chiefs wore the mask during a ritual masquerade honoring the deceased.,[insert Jojo jokes here]
This is the correct answer. F all of those NFC East teams.,It truly is the NFL BEAST this year.
*totez adorbz,*toast absorbs
"Kaby Lake vs. Zen was gonna be irrelevant. It's gonna be Skylake-X vs. Zen that'll be important. Don't expect much out of Kaby Lake-X either, it'll be just like Birdshit and Birdshit-E. Given this, I'd be fearful that not even a cent gets knocked off of Skylake CPUs if it's just Skylake with a few hundred MHz of steroids.","Just picked my 6700k yesterday for 250 from microcenter, so they are definitely coming down in price.."
"Issa: I should comfort my best friend since she's heartbroken. Issa to Issa: Nah instead, rap about her broken pussy",You gotta put the caption in the picture bruh
Hey i know you from somewhere!,i didnt know somewhere is a place!
"Barbecue is Texas' national dish, not America's.",What's more American than Texas?
Then don't read into it,"Okay, let me just unplug my internet for the next 2 years."
100% bush,It's like a tiny mushroom in a forest.
StrAegrs gunna stragle,Donovan is Skull Knight #**CONFIRMED**
"Yeah that silver option is really the GOAT this year when it comes to design. Then again, the XZ gives it a run for it's money.",I want to see the XZ in person soo bad.
"Ok what is he, fucking 21?",He could've been 9 or 10 or 11 or 12 as well
"alright,ill think about it and let you know when i decide, thanks.",ok
How Eleague sees the world,How the world should be
Jared Leto & Jake Gyllenhaal are secretly one person,"In the face maybe, but Jake is way taller and probably more muscular."
"I mean it's great and all that you disagree with a kind of post, but you really don't have to comment saying *you* don't like it. Just like you don't care for his post, I don't think anyone cares for your comment.","Hey Chris I just won treasure chest locals, praise me"
"Great job, folks. Way to prove to the DNC and the world at large that you're even dumber than they thought you were :|","But, you see, this was about showing those insider elites at the DNC that we won't play by their rules!"
"Earlier i bet. The gaming and tech industry advance a lot, VR put a fresh touch on gaming. By 2020 we will have an almost real world VR GTA experience, i would put a lot of money on this. Now if only i had money for a decent pc and vr that would be greeeeeeeat because i am broke as fuck.","Highly unlikely, VR development goes slower than you perceive it"
Benzos have genuinely left me afraid to ever take any pill again. It's the only fear I think about on a regular basis.,You'd rather see me and a pimp than me and Lorenzo rollin' in the benzos
When circus folk have a racket on the local water supply,Reminds me of the mini game in mario party for N64
Don't let that distract you from the fact the Indians blew a 3-1 series lead in the World Series.,Indiana are the Hoosiers not the Indians
Who the hell is getting into this playoff,"After further review, the committee selects Pitt as they're the lone team to defeat two P5 conference champions..."
"unless she is a genetic clone, like they did one time with sheeps",Cloning is illegal in U.S because of that.
Meanwhile you'd have to revive 16 people to get that many points,Bear in mind you get mountains of points for healing now
My mother lives out of state and my DH sort of called her without thinking. We did agree after this to not let her anywhere near news until my family has it first or I'm ready to have it on facebook.,That makes sense.
"Just a little gas to get the grill going again, WCGW?",Dog won't last long with that demeanor.
For me the dissonance has more to do with the fact he's not on the Oilers anymore than with the Devils.,I don't think the oilers have ever given away such a good player.
Free pussy for everyone,That butt!
The daily struggle of Bernie supporters,"Hi, How will you solve it?"
"Looking at the stats of the google cloud dashboard, everything is normal. You sure its the app engine and not from the actual game or something?","OMG YOU SOUND LIKE THE NETWORK TECHS AT MY JOB, I HATE THEM."
"What are some logical fallacies SJWs commonly use? Recently I've been trying to learn more critical thinking skills and I noticed that SJWs and to an extent the alt-right use a manner of fallacies in their posts to manipulate their audience/opponents. I know a few of the easy ones like ad hominem, reducto ad Hitlerum/Godwin's Law, strawman, confirmation bias, etc. but I'm curious about some that you've personally seen or some that are used across the board.",Feels over reals.
1c1+1c2 reg. Charkrams,lol do this add me Dieterino
I Call BULLSHIT ... Muslim Teen Says She Was Verbally Attacked By Trump Supporters On NYC Subway ... How Did The Media Track Her Down When Police Can't Find Witnesses?,I really believe in her.
Autistic boy will only drink out of one cup. Cup breaks after 10+ years and is no longer manufactured. Company hears about it and makes 500 just for him.,We should literally just kill everyone that's slightly different from me.
What I fail to understand is why would race have an effect on a health system? Why would being homogenous or not mean universal health care can't be implemented?,"As far as I can tell Americans somehow decide how much tax they're going to pay individually, and because they're so different New Yorkers don't want to support Texans and vice versa so they pay shit taxes so they can't afford healthcare."
Winter Storm Warning in Hawaii,Totally debunks climate warming.
"You're right, I love listening to robots get raped.",Call 911 now!
Coincides with a resurgence of Chelsea flairs. Probably just a coincidence.,That's only beacsue there isn't a Kanye flair
TIL Ted Nugent dodged the draft by pooping in his pants for a week,A real American hero...
Add flat Earth there in the mix because I've come across that as well.,HAAHAAHAA WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Which is a good thing,"Yeah - who needs to learn, drink clean water, or get paid for work?"
FYI almost certain APCs are made with Japanese fabric sewn in China.,Macao is not exactly China.
wats the inter net,"That is easy, it is the international network!"
"Men of Reddit, what makes a woman intimidating?",A nice pair of mustaches.
"Damn. When I read this reference letter, I was thinking wow 1888 was a very long time ago. Then I read your post and PD has a son who lived until 2005. That really connects the man in the letter to the present day. You do very good work.",It's things like this that help me understand why things like systemic racial attitudes stick around.
"This covering not only means a cloth but also can refer to a woman's hair length. How can we say that? We must take this verse in the context or the setting in which it is presented. Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him? But if a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her; for her hair is given to her for a covering (1 Corinthians 11:14-15). Therefore, in the context of this passage, a woman who is wearing her hair longer marks herself out distinctively as a woman and not a man. The Apostle Paul is saying here that in the Corinthian culture, when a wife's hair was longer than her husband's, it showed her submission to his headship. The roles of the male and female are designed by God to portray a profound spiritual lesson, that is of submission to the will and the order of God. Nice try though.","Lol, don't worry, nobody here really takes a lot of things OP says seriously."
"Should have used mongodb. For data that big, Postgresql cannot handle.",You dropped this:
Why? No one would use this,Speak for yourself
"Not to be a dick, but what the fuck does Pogba have to do with Nainggolan?",They are both football players
"Waiting for my 15 spirit orbs for 24 h now, anyone made the same experience? Hey guys , I am very disappointed because I bought 15 spirit orbs yesterday and paid with PayPal but I dind't get my orbs. I contacted the support, they asked me for the transaction number but they didn't reply after I sent it to them. I am waiting for 24 h now and there is still no response or orbs. My last purchase had the same issues. Is it the same for you guys, too? Or is it just me who is unfortunate here ? :(","i use steam wallet for my purchases and theyre all pretty much instant so can't say i have, for now just wait on support, hope it works out for you."
"Discovered Vallejo mud, tested on this GMC","Little dark, but looks great."
You can actually get ripped off anywhere in china as well as meet the nicest kindest most generous people. Florida is actually similar.,"No way, places have different people in them?"
It kinda does I'm just overall not sure how my family would take it but they would not be happy,"Then be safe, we don't want you on the news"
Its on my to-do list. I'm going for quest cape so I'll have to do it eventually.,"You've gotta really make sure that to-do list is hyper detailed and contains a perfect, flawless plan for completing your goals before you even think about setting one foot outside of the ge..."
"So, it's lights out here in Tondela, and the safety car is out!","safety car out, the wind is too strong to race!"
Yesterday your beloved group set off a bomb in my country. How's that for triggering alt- righters?,"No no, you don't understand, they were just bashing the fash, anyone who got hurt probably deserved it for being a horrible capitalist."
NRA-ILA | New Jersey: Assembly Committee to Hear More Gun Control Schemes introduces micro stamping and registry.,I'm sure *this* gun control law will finally stop the violence in our cities
how much were the 750s?,"1100 off of StockX, they're the only yeezy I'll probably ever have in my collection lol"
The highest damage I've seen,Lee's max damage is around 50k i think
A fifth? What happened to the Fourth?,"I got confused by reddit over the last few months, isn't Trump the fourth reich?"
"Alex Galchenyuk will play his 300th game today, 1st player to do it from the 2012 draft class, which he also leads in goals and assists",But does he lead in points?
Wait a minute... was TDH always Free-to-play? Because it is NOW. (Could've sworn it cost money... Weird.),I think it was around 5 doalers.
Thanks! :D,No prob buddy!
"Yeah, as someone with OCD (and for other people it would be too) this is a huge deal. Even with therapy and meds, having someones arm pressed against me for an entire flight would send me spiraling into an anxiety attack, they would have to deal with my repetetive compulsions and me sweating on them. They'll have to listen to me say the same words over and over, tap my knees in sets of four, shake my head, and possibly shake my hands for the entire flight. But that's no big deal, right?",This.
"CFP Selection Show It's finally time: Who's in, who's out? It's the 3rd College Football Playoff Selection show! Two threads will be posted when the rankings are revealed: a general thread, and a joke/meme-free serious discussion thread.","Use your inside voice, PJ."
Can we not compare Brexit to Trump? Brexit is 0.0001% as bad a decision.,Can you give me a source on that number?
{{Fiend Comedian}},"So, basically, Head I get grave set up, Tails your grave gets banished."
Won't the Chiefs send Oak to the #5 wild card if they win at home against Oak this Thurs? They already beat them once in Oakland.,"Assuming we end the season with the same record, yes."
And if your aunt had balls she'd be your UNCLE!,Now THIS means nothing with the DEFENSE.
Broccoli is confusing,I imagine the first human interaction with broccoli went something like this.
Bouncers with notorious dicks,You can go ahead and get your gay porn out of here sir
Alan Branch started dancing to I Wanna Dance With Somebody in front of Devin McCourty. McCourty just walked away.,JUST IN: Devin McCourty a locker room cancer?
How is Joel being the protagonist more realistic?,Because women are weak and helpless and must always be protected
I've had to put up with a lot this year. But this... this was the last straw.,you stopped using straws?
WHO'S CALVIN?,There will only ever be one.
i'm pretty sure it's just two pics of two different people on the same day,You mean photos were not in black and white in 1991?
"Influence only works within certain boundaries, even if we ignore the human egos involved and only consider money, which is the most generous assumption to make for Trump. If Comcast/NBC pressures SNL into cutting Baldwin, creatives will treat the network like it's radioactive. Not just comedies either. Profits then tank. Content is still king and the networks know it.",If NBC runs out of shows they could always put Jay Leno back in primetime every night!
"TIL that Tim Lincecum is one of two MLB pitchers to win multiple World Series championships, two Cy Young Awards, throw multiple no-hitters, and be elected to multiple All-Star Games. The other pitcher being Sandy Koufax.",Yeah but he's no Brandon Morrow
Got him from a premium hero crystal,LOLFUCKINGNOOBCOMEBACKWHENUHAVEA4*ULTRON
Neon,Prolly sounds like a Ferrari and runs 8 second quarters
"I am looking forward to the holidays this year. I'm gonna be serving up crow for my SO's grandpa to eat. Last Christmas, this former Bishop in their church, started ranting and raving about Muslims and how we should be closing down mosques. I call him out for it, considering he just prayed to be more like christ. Huge fight ensues. Girlfriend runs upstairs crying, leaving me with this basket of deplorables.","In-laws are the fucking worst, right?"
By the time I figured out what the hell was going on in this scenario I realized I don't give a fuck.,But her husband is in the hospital!
"Reviews of this game are also very telling. When I looked on Metacritic on release night, there was a 10/10 review from a user who adored the game's nuanced take on modern masculinity and friendship and then a 0/10 review from a user who was furious that the game featured a bunch of pansy-ass boy band members.",Shocking.
Our defense really does feed off of Derek and the offense.,Proof that he is the heart and soul of the team
"He plays more DOTA 2, he was top of the ladder at 8000 mmr. He still plays a good bit of league tho.","master at LoL, 8000 mr dota2, grandmaster in HS...."
"I guess it depends on your run club. My run club is show up at this time and run together and there are like 4 - 10 of us. A parkrun seems a lot more organized, and much larger.","It's also similar to what a lot of running stores do--Sunday morning runs, Wed night runs, etc."
That is an absurd image to have at the ready.,That's because this is OPs second account
Doesn't matter. Step 1) Pence Resigns Step 2) Trump nominates his daughter to fill the vice Presidency office. Step 3) Ivanka confirmed by the Senate Step 4) Trump resigns and Ivanka becomes the 46th President of the United States,I'm with her.
I've never been happier in my life,Only down side is that now you are addicted to Reddit.
Wow thanks Brown.,Fire Brown.
Which one of you prank called C-Span?,I don't know sounded like genuine cuck to me ...if only there had been mention of Tendies well then..... ;)
I thought it was Weeden?,"It was more of a group effort between Weeden, Cassel, and Kellen Moore."
Post TLC 2016 Match Discussion: WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match - Randy Orton & Bray Wyatt Vs. Heath Slater & Rhyno (c) Randy Orton & Bray Wyatt win after Orton hits the RKO on Rhyno. NEW CHAMPS!,Let's take a moment to think about just how good a match between Luke Harper & Randy Orton is going to be.
"Quick update ... Jonathan Toews out again, injury 'not getting better'","I feel soooooo bad for him, the Blackhawks, and their fanbase"
How do you guys feel about the ss17 lowtop geobaskets?,shape reminds me of those cute little shoes with the red heart on them
That would explain why I've inherently read these comments in a Ralph from the Simpsons voice.,Maybe they are talking about Stem cell research
"Except, I would have expected Hell for Michigan.",That isn't lewd though.
"A cool thing about Likkrit and ANX They lost the first game... After the 2nd game Likkrit comes out and apologizes for his actions afterwards and really owned up to his actions. They lost their last game and he, once again, came out and apologized. For his opponent's actions. Just a really cool thing I noticed :)",That was really cool of him to mention G2 and it was overal just a really good speech of him.
"What are you talking about? I totally wrote Corade, not sir. Why would you think i wrote sir?",You sit on a throne of lies!
What music software to pros use to make music?,They use Logic and only Logic because my favorite guy uses Logic and I use Logic......
What a terrible statement,What's wrong with what I said.
12/12/2016 OCG Japan Decklists,I got super excited when i seen the title for the metalfor deck and didnt see zoodiacs....and then i seen the deck list and cried.
"People are horrible in this way. Enemy soldier is clearly hacking? Nope I'm just salty. Some stupid bug happens? Nope, I'm salty. Lagspikes through the roof? Nope, salty I hate this atmosphere on the forums and in-gme",Listing very well organized points on the Internet Salty
"Are you a brand loyalist? If so, which brand and why? I think most of us in the car community are, but I want to hear everyones' loyal brand if they have one. I will admit I am a Lexus loyalist, having owned three of them and only being 19. My reasoning is the reliability. My cars have never left me stranded and being on a college budget, I can't afford to fix any problems that arise.",I have no loyalty
"Him in the morgue was actually part of the blooper reel, he really did come back to life",All hail Xenu
"people are trashing on this album and i swear they aren't even actually listening to it. everything is so much deeper. for example, **zombies** is about the ugly side of the entertainment industry and artist signing their lives away. *we're eating you for profit...*",But its not rap so why listen?
I'm pretty sure it's because he knows the owner is okay with it. Not inherently because the owner is nearby.,"I guess that's more what I meant, but yea you're right."
"Okay, any brands you recommend?",Maille whole grain
Nah mans 2012,"I've got 2010 to work with, what do you want me to do mate?"
"Buttercream icing. it appears to have split a little, but it is delicious.","It also appears to have been put on when the rolls were still too hot, causing it to melt and run off the sides."
Anorexic? I could understand bulimic but she's looks pretty normal weight-wise.,"Everyone at a healthy weight is anorexic, obviously."
William = MiB confirmed!,"I dunno, man: what about Logan, huh?"
I think that just shows that Obama was able to positively counteract Trump's negative effect. If Trump became president right away we'd see it go all the way down.,"Not a Trump supporter, but I think you missed an"
Thats...weird advice because shows vary widely in cost...or was this sarcasm?,Nope not at all
"Shower Thought: Atk Spd is CDR for Autos and CDR is Atk Spd for Abilities. CDR reduces the cooldown time between abilities, and attack speed reduces the cooldown time between auto attacks.","Not quite, CDR doesn't decrease the cast time of spells."
Police apologise after Nickelback reacts to a threat to punish drunk drivers with their music,They had to apologize for saying that they will use torture?
"Will they ever buff Demented Frostcaller? I mean from 4mana to 3mana, so its atleast a ok flamewaker replacement :P",They never buffed a card so far afaik so I wouldn't count on it
"but your change... who farms a refresher on clock?.. it's way to hard to do that since you can't rush a fast refresher. you need blademail, force staff, aghs and others",Why buy aghs for a 12 second cooldown when you could buy refresher for only 600 more and have a 0 second cooldown and have double battery assault?
":D FLUFFY ROMANCE? CHARACTER INTERACTION? THAT'S ALL I WRITE! Hold hold on I got this. Lets see here. Linkffn(Finding an Alpha) This one is my pride and joy at the moment. It's Also my longest fic at the moment. It features a male Naruto and a Tsundere Female Kiba. It's got a lot of fluff! Like so much fluff. linkffn(Naruto is Not a Teddy Bear) My more or less completed fic and my earliest work. It's pure straight Naruto x Female Gaara fluff. linkffn(The Sound of Freedom) Newer story, and not quite fluffy yet, largely because Tayuya is prickly. This one features a crippled Tayuya and a Naruto that accidently falls in love with her due to over exposure with shadow clones. Linkffn(Shattered Resolve by Yojimbra) This one is my personal favorite. It's a one shot. But it's real fluffy at points. Okay that's all. I'm going to go back to write Finding an Alpha 11 now!",Shattered resolve: linkffn(12075231)
When you accidentally take a picture of yourself while trying to unlock the phone,Accidentally ok sure r/oopsdidntmeanto
"I read in an interview with the SilencerCo CEO, he said it was 12 cans were used in a crime. Of course no word if they were legal or not. Like the machine gun owners. I think it was 1 or 2 legal machine guns used in a crime. The stats are crazy low.",Well that's just evidence that the law is working!
Does a town having more white people make it racist? I don't understand what the point you're trying to make is.,"Apparently, if you pile enough white people into a single area it just becomes a Klan meeting."
Heatwave Crimson Lighting or ALPHA/BETA ITEMS [PC] [H]Heatwave [W]Crimson Lighting or ALPHA/BETA ITEMS,"upvoted for visibility, wow!"
"Fucking Gainax Mami tho. Is that a statue of **her** head crashing into the city at the beginning, or just a generic head? Because it reminds me of her hairstyle... I'm so hyped for this movie and I have so many more questions now.",I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be her head
No one wants to help Donald Trump build a registry of Muslims: Tech giants Microsoft and IBM have said they would refuse to help create a registry of Muslim Americans under Trump's presidency,Let's hope he gives them a choice.
He is balanced :P the only guardian I have an issue with is kumba when played on solo... Because after he gets pen boots he insta clears wave and is unkillable with vanguard against a warrior :P,Vanguard tilts me real hard
I have so many of these saved for my own emotional emergencies. I'm glad to have the chance to share them!,"That's a great idea, I think I might start saving them as well."
"as long as Trump is claiming that millions of votes were illegal cast against him, I don't see how Republicans can justify *not* recounting as many states as possible.","You don't understand, this is a completely *different* matter."
"I actually know who that is. That's Alan K. Eikens, or Alan Kutcher Eikens. He's Ashton's father (Ashton took his middle name as his last name, sort of like how Natalie Portman took her Grandmother's name). The reason I know who that is is the guy standing to his right (our left) wearing the beret is my dad, Stan Pugianni. And the best part about this whole thing is they auditioned together because they lost a football bet when passing the casting office which was postered looking for extras. My dad and Alan are still friends and I've actually had Ashton over to our house for thanksgiving *before* his stint on That 70's Show. He was just as funny as you'd imagine and his dad is just as funny so you can see where they got their sense of humor. My one funny story from thanksgiving was when Ashton and I were sitting and fighting over who got the last turkey leg, his dad leaned in and said, Boys, whatever you decide on remember one thing. Don't just believe what people write on the internet. It could be completely fabricated",... and then he beat you with jumper cables?
"There's always a way around them, though. If players want to sit on a turret and camp, zip around behind them and poop a grenade.",But I want to be able to rush in and 1-shot everything and not ever get killed and not ever have to modify my playing style
quaker parrots are the goat.,"Nah they're birds, not goats!"
You're going to hate this but... I don't like Jordan Rudess,You're discrediting him quite a bit just for the sake of his sounds.
What adc are still left to pickup?,XPeke
That is really scary... Hopefully if I'm getting surgery my brain will just be a dear and put me in shock if I wake up and/or repress the fuck of the memories. Seriously good God. I had my wisdom teeth removed. I have this memory of sort of waking up (I couldn't see anything but I remember being conscious but tired as fuck) and trying so hard to make a noise to tell the surgeon so they'd put me under again. I couldn't feel anything but was afraid I would soon. This could just as easily have been a dream I have while under. Also I remember a big green spaceship flying over me but I'm a little less curious about the reality of that one.,"You may be interested to know that even when they put you under with anesthesia, they also give local anesthetic to numb the area."
Based Dr Carson officially picked to Make InnerCity America Great Again,Lol did they pick him for the inner city cuz he's black
You sound like a butthurt little 12 year old.,Jokes on you I'm 7
"Opinions on 87 rated IF Red Card Dimitri Payet? Did I not get the message that IF's this year don't do a damn thing or does Payet's 87 rated card just suck? I have tried him at CAM and CM (mainly CAM) and he has 98 long shots with a Hawk Chem Style. 98 long shots and he has 4 goals/2 assists in 22 games. He also has 90 passing and ONLY 2 Assists? In Game he feels good that's why I've kept him there for 22 games but geez at least put some figures up on your stats, you're playing CAM for christ's sake The only goals he has scored? 4 Free Kicks... go figure with the 94 Free Kick Accuracy. It feels good when I pop a FK with him but those don't come as often as a chance at a long shot does. Does he just suck In Game or what? His Face Card Stats and IG Stats look so intriguing but I'm thinking of just putting him on the bench and bring Martial back to ST then moving Lacazette to CAM instead. (Sadly.... Lacazette has performed better at CAM with 30 goals/17 assists in 40 games) Maybe the little midget sucks and I didn't get the memo... :/","Why write red, its the same card as the inform"
Drone picture of this field in Moscow,This would make an awesome Rocket League arena
Arctic air to invade majority of US this week,Can't wait for the comments of Republicans will say hurr durr climate change is a myth
What are you guys doing on Christmas?,"Nothing, I am Orthodox and I celebrate Christmas at 7th January."
Context?,Pet the rabbit too hard...
"Shouldn't you still hate draft in Leagues? At first, like everyone else, I didn't think it'd matter to hate draft in leagues because of cross pods. I think this made sense at the beginning of the format when there were so many players/games going on. Now, you have virtually the same wait time for a friendly queue as a good ol' fashioned 8-4 and at this point most players don't even need time for a deckbuilding break other than lands and click submit and play fairly quickly after the draft is over. Seeing as how you had to wait five minutes just for the pod to fill, if you queue up right away to play aren't the chances pretty good you'll be facing off against someone in the same draft pod as you? I'm assuming 0-0 players face off against other 0-0 players... if that's not the case then wtf?","No, because you shouldn't have been hate-drafting in the first place."
Can someone explain who FMPONE is? I get that he makes maps but he doesn't work for valve. Do they still pay him to make changes to the maps?,"He is one of the most famous map creator for the Steam workshop, and btw he also the one who create cache and updating it, so he is not directly working for valve even if he have a map in the active duty map pool"
This is a disgrace. We do not welcome homophobes who make it their supreme purpose to travel around on a tour denigrating minorities. I assure you this progressive campus will deny him a platform for his hateful and bigoted views.,This is so progressive.
Very unlikely indeed. Listening to Reddit you would think it's a sure thing.,"Listening to Reddit earlier this year, you'd think Sanders would've been President by the largest landslide in our history."
Nintendo Switch Is Not Backwards Compatible With Physical 3DS or Wii U Games,aww what a bummer that means i'm gonna have to enjoy new games instead of old games man how terrible.
How did you get photo mode to not look like shit on PC?,About 30 minutes of moving sliders around and different camera angles
"Just because my mother is Jewish, does not mean that I am. It's not a phase, mom. It's my choice!",You are Mixed race (first degree Jew) according to German Nuremberg Laws.
Network and Application Security is where the money is these days in the IT sphere.,IT security has about 10 -15 years before the same thing will happen to it
How do I install Last of Us on a PC again?,Playstation Streaming?
what racist support did they receive?,Dude he already posted links to some highly reputable blogs proving his point!
"Teen birth rate in the US by state, 2014 data","The color scheme is biased, it presupposes that more teen pregnancies is a bad thing"
"I don't have friends because I refuse to make friends with degenerates. I'm as happy as I can be in the sick world after I have realised the truth. I don't get triggered when I go to the gym, I just don't like being laughed at and used by Chad and Scotty for their gratification. I actually do have a 9-9 job and am highly educated, but I could have a better job and wouldn't have had to abandon my PhD if not for inceldom.",lol i wish i had your life
"Why do people think we are drafting a QB? I honestly don't think the Jets will draft a QB that high in this year's draft. They have Hackenberg, who is a project, and they have Petty who is also still kind of a project but should be starting right now. Fitzpatrick is gone after this year, and I think our needs extend well beyond QB play. We need to follow the Dallas strategy and build a competent o-line. If I have to watch Ben Ijalana give up another sack I will shoot myself in the face. Back to the QB situation, I think it's much more realistic for the Jets to keep Hack and Petty, and sign a veteran rental like Brian Hoyer. I really hope that we don't waste a first rounder on a QB, because it simply isn't our biggest need.",I believe for any team that doesn't have a franchise QB on the roster that their biggest need is QB.
I had a game today where the slardar with me had higher base damage and took almost every cs which I couldn't do shit about since wet tissue damage and all. How do I play around this?,I've found flaming your lane mate until they abandon to be effective.
Is catmom bat dads wife? Also my phone wanted to autocorrect to catman.... and is now autocorrecting catman to Cayman....,"Catmom, batdad, and robins."
Can i disable Ragnaros in fort form with Sylvanas? ^^Kappa,No you can't but... you can use mindcontrol and move him in a random edge while the fort form
Punish me,Downvoted but only because you asked for it NotLikeThis
420 ANANOSCOPE,420 *NANANOSCOPE
That springsuit must tickle Mike then because whoever was in it was LAUGHING like a maniac at the ghost children. Why would Mike laugh at them?,Nervous laughter + heartbeat + wet suit = Spring Lock Trigger
When is Susano to Nike Going to Get Avatars? ^^^ Because I would REALLY like a Terra or Izanami avatar to have because I like to have the avatars of my diamonds. I rather not see another exclusive cutesy 'only available in chest' avatar... Like honestly,I'm pretty sure they aren't... Which sucks because I want my Thoth avatar :(
The banner up has the SWC teams though. Seems like they already changed it.,"Ooooooh okay, I'm on mobile right now and I thought you were talking about the Nike banner"
-appoints black guy Oh its just because hes black. Hes trying to make us not be able to call him a racist. What a fucking racist!,Progressives are anti-racist!
ios 10 beta 6 is out... The wait goes on...,"Damn I can't wait till iOS 10 goes public, really want to try it out, but scared of the battery issues on these betas"
I think something is wrong here.....,"Took him 14 years, but he EARNED that blocks record."
So I'm gonna guess he's gonna be our biggest signing this year. Was gonna wait and see the full roster before I cop too.,Oh I'm sure Chicharito will be a little more impressive
"Not easily, but possible. Really, when it comes to networking, there's a lot more going on than simply passing bits from point a to point b. First off, he's using WiFi. That right there will add to the semi-unreliability of speed testing due to the nature of WiFi and how it works. (It's a half-duplex technolgy that has to accept and cope with any and all interference it encounters, including other wireless devices.) Second, we don't know what his computer was doing at the time. (File transfers. If the bandwith is already in use, it can't be tested. IE: If you have a 10 Megabit by 10 Megabit connection, and are using 2 Megabits download and 4 Megabits upload, the most a speedtest can show you is 8x6.) Third, we don't know what load the network his speedtest server is on. (IE: A ton of speedtests ran at the same time to the same server. 10 Gigabits can be eaten up pretty darn quick for a short period of time.) I'm not saying OP is gaming the system, or that his ISP is entirely in the clear. There's just a lot more going on behind the scenes that could adversely affect his connection that may or may not be correctable. :)",Thanks for the really informative reply
Barron Trump for Chief Technology Officer!,papa's in the house!
He complained about the bias treatment. I was a GWB fan and I respected SNL's portrayal (negative as it was) of GWB. With Trump you can tell the cast just hates him and wants to make him look as bad as possible.,"Trump has been advertising his personality pervasively throughout the years, so I find it difficult for satirists and comedians to not find anything to make light of."
Judge Declares Mistrial In Fatal Police Shooting Of Walter Scott,I for one can't wait for an education on both the law and the meaning of peaceful protest.
This is why I need a police megaphone installed on my car Find the gas and move your ass!!!!,"I am typically yelling and making gestures to other drivers that the pedal they are looking for is the one on the right, especially since the area I live in the merge zone onto the highway is exactly 2 car lengths until you're now on the offramp for the next exit."
please disregard the Activate Windows message on the bottom,dude you are reporting - sweet Microsoft bounty coming my way.
"Runescape in SLI With all of the new updates coming out for support of anistropic filtering, uncompressed textures and higher resolutions, are there any plans to also provide support for SLI?",Yes my pc master race brother we must max it out at 144pfs / 5k / nvidia surround.
3/3 null abuse and people don't consider this as a bug abusing? Wtf where is the reddit nazi's,"Agreed these heathens are just as bad as duriel321, ban them!"
"I don't mind Solomon's Store. I think it's fun. Pay a set price, get an optional little thing. I dislike the design of TH in particular because I find it to be predatory. It dangles exciting rewards behind RNG/gambling and presents a flashy environment which draws some people into spending just one more key. The people most likely to be enticed by TH are those with addictive personalities, depression, or financially irresponsible behavior. Personally, I don't think a game should resort to exploiting those types of folks for money, and I strongly dislike thinking that the game I otherwise enjoy is propped up in part on their already burdened backs.",It's not gambling cause you'll always get something
Lucky.,"Yeah, I love when it's 80 degrees and rainy in the winter.."
"Show Me The Money is a survival/audition/rap talent show. Five seasons. You might not want to watch it but I really recommend checking out the past winners & contestants, and judges, and performances. Cjamm, BewhY, Mino, Bobby, Zico, Simon Dominic, Swings, Gray, Jay Park: all have appeared on the show at one point.",thanks will check it out
"In your opinion, which songs do you find the original to be better than either a Remix or VIP? For me, it would probably be Rich Edwards - Where I'll Be Waiting. Don't get me wrong, I still absolutely LOVE the VIP but the original has it's own special place in my heart.",Yours Truly (although SWF's remix was very good)
Who is a special interest lobbyist in his cabinet picks? Does it not get tiring manufacturing outrage.,are you serious or did you forget the
And even setting aside the actual perks and feel of the gun it looks and sounds absolutely amazing. When Xur sold Icebreaker and Voidfang Vestments a few weeks into the game I was the happiest warlock in the world.,He then proceeded to sell nothing but Sunbreakers to offset that happiness
Respect is earned though,But they did earn respect by staying alive longer than you are!
Switch Roma to Romanian and I'm sure that score would rise ;),I thought that roma where Romanians
"MTC teaching about rock in hat? I've heard that seminary and SS are to teach the essays. Does anyone know if the MTC is teaching the missionaries about the rock in hat, various vision versions, and other essays?",Why would they teach anti-Mormon lies at the MTC?
Sports fans booing the team opposing the home favorite? How dare they,this is worlds not a game at home in your nearby basketball arena.
Gingrich: Trump dropping 'drain the swamp',So he's Crooked Donnie now?
"It's still enough to jack up prices on consumer goods. It will reduce spending and could lead to an economic slowdown, which is why I don't think it's likely to pass congress. It's too small to give a boost to American industry, so I really don't see any positives coming from this other than quick political points for Trump.",I agree completely.
Stupidity never jumps the shark. Keep in mind that GamerGate is still a thing.,But...but... journalistic integrity
gooby pls *oh god*,Oh no I accidentally karmacided
It was mean what the Knicks fans said to him. Barnes gets a pass,You forgot your
Jaden Smith - Fallen,Getting some strong Tarantino vibes from this clip.
"He had an AR-15, not an assault rifle.","shhh, don't you know that the AR stands for assault rifle!"
"If people don't have money to buy your goods, your profits will plummet.",Doesn't matter because they only see things in terms of quarterly profits
Baby Pokemon of Pokemon we already have! Yay! I totally wanted that!,Not togepi...
i wonder just what he was buying.,Much needed help for orphans of course!
"*Mark, we need you to stop scowling. Your chin is disrupting the aero balance. Confirm you've received this message*",He will when Charlie fucking wakes up.
Lava Hound Fan Art,Needs the sea turtle shadow lol
My biggest W of the year. Open to any questions,"Nike doesn't innovate anymore, it's all Adidas now."
Youtube comments...,Who's Jeffery?
Ensemble Stars Animation Airing Summer 2017,please dont be an otome please dont be an otome please be good please be good please be good
Never used Jetboil Flash and Jetboil Zip cooking systems,PM sent!
"Gonna guess it might be modifiers from cultures. Probably not, but hey.",German culture gives -50% culture conversion cost!
Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?,I haven't seen or read LoTR in like 2 years
"WinX iirc is a UWP app, which means no core mods. It'd only be official api(~~when~~ if they implement it) mods, plugins etc. Forge would be dead if it wasn't officially incorporated, which I don't think is even possible since it basically depends on the nature of java.",Well they did do an AddOn thing for Pocket/Win10 not sure what it can do yet...if it allows you to add/create blocks and stuff most mods should be addable.
Well that's the point,Ok but I didn't see that mentioned in the original thread pointing out this change a week or so ago.
The stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me,You'd have fun in r/tifu then.
I think it's more likely they blame liberals.,It's not our fault the only candidate you had deserves to be in prison.
"I have found one that none has ever used to see heaven, can't and won't say where or how though sry xD it's for private use.",How about one that can see the whole map?
Tonight will be the first RAW since February 19 2007 to follow a WWE PPV the previous night and not have any of the Fallout on the show. Title.,"Pshh, try saying that when Bray Wyatt teleports the entire SmackDown roster to Raw tonight"
Or stop cheating,"Now be reasonable, whose going to stop cheating?"
Toys in a cereal box,I got a Batman comic book in my Trix last week.
"twenty five bucks. 01-277-6704. Light, marker, clearance. You'll be good to go in six to eight months due to shipping.",It never fails to amaze me how long it takes to get items that are not 02 deadline parts.
Decided to startup SM64 again today,All the salt in this thread reminds me of a League of Legends game...
"If you're asking OP, I'm about 99.9% sure OP had nothing to do with the image. It cropped up on r/funny ages ago, among other places (perhaps here or r/games as well), and it wasn't posted by this OP.",I can't wait to see what happened today 3-5 years from now in a reddit repost.
Twitter is no way to release policy...,Not like he can call up Fox News to release policy when they're part of the lying media.
"True or False: if voting away current property rights from the capitalist minority is morally justified, so is voting current civil rights away from racial minorities. If it's okay to take money, rights and status from people who have it for the greater good, couldn't you use the same logic to re-legalize slavery? Not that you necessarily *would*. But you could, right?",Slavery wasn't THAT bad
What is your favorite part of Halloween?,Slutty yet acceptable on Halloween clothing.
So like 17 beers?,Why would anyone drink beer when they can drink rootbeer?
Yep. Pretty much half the price for 1/10th of the content lmao. There shouldn't be any headgear purchasable only with R6 Credits imo.,Yes everything should be free!
Get in the fucking bag Nebby!,WHY IS NEBBY NOT IN THE BAG Also obligatory r/nebbyinthebag
Pretty sure it would be against NCAA regulations,only if certain teams did it
Terrible team chemistry tonight!,It's awful the way they have fun with each other.
"Hey, I listen to that too! I guess me and KD have something in common.",You are both basketball stars?
"To be honest I don't like when people hate on art. I'm going to say every member of Nickleback is miles more talented musically and artistically than this cop. You either like art or don't, but don't hate on it and ridicule the artists.",Art
Any forseeable benefit to the questline yet?,"may probably (sadly) be [part of the attunement for the Nighthold, since we see Illidan there, and the quest in question has us getting soul fragments with which we could be able to locate Illidan]"
"Random Crashes on Youtube? Hey guys, On my Verizon S7, when I am watching videos (mainly on YouTube) the video will freeze, but the sound will continue to play, and then I will have to move the timeline on the video forward or back to get the video to continue. Has anyone else experienced this issue? Its been happening for a few weeks now and it happens on 4G and WiFi and I'm at a loss of what to do. I've tried reinstalling YouTube but no dice.",youtube red / google play music all access?
Sure I'm at the festival plaza just send me a trade,Thanks!
Great Britain v. Israel WBC Qualifier Finals,"I want to see a GB upset, but its getting real difficult at this point..."
im sure he's just a bitter 118 year old man from chicago,Is this billy?
What happened between Jeff and Shad?,where did you read this?
Yep. And he was a fan just trying to play along with her act.,Can't have other people telling the same jokes as her but with better delivery now can we.
"PCMR, what glorious gift do you want for Christmas?",to rank up in CSGO
rockets? where's that from? also is this the start of something bigger or just stray shells from their battles?,"Let's just call them projectiles, it's unknown if its a mortar or larger yet."
Where do smersh vests spawn in .60?,i think i saw one in a heli crash but i dont know if it was dropped for a big west.
Man that G is very tilted. Also is it just me or are the dyesub legends extremely fuzzy?,Real G's got that pimp lean
"Hollywood has been trying to get Nintendo movies for years, it's not happening.","Actually, I'm pretty sure Nintendo has expressed interest in doing animated films based on their games and whatnot."
"When will trailers stop spoiling scenes... - Billy Crudup death - just show the egg hatching. - spine-burster in that room - don't show what the girls are referring to, keep her with the knife. - shower death scene - just show the tail. It's insane how much these trailers spoil.","You will forget all of that by the time you go see the movie, chill"
Pentagon buries evidence of $125 billion in bureaucratic waste,Pretty sure it's the people on welfare wasting all the money
"Nothing about Republican spoiler, renegade Jew seems white nationalist to you? Nothing at all?",I mean that's just truth
I KNEW IT!!! Those weird power lines are what made me recognize it.,Pennsylvania Railroad standard from the 1930's.
She is beginning to look like the Queen of Hearts in Alice and Wonderland. Her head is getting bigger or her body is shrinking.,"Hm, but her body is definitely NOT shrinking..."
Polling does show that the us's reputation across the world did improve dramatically.,Yeah cause polls have been sooo accurate
Oops! Mulligan!,It does sound like something Carlin would say.
Kids on reddit pfft. That's impossible. Everyone knows reddit is a place for mature discussion.,Fuck your opinion.
Trump Economic Plan Would Send U.S. Economy To Most Severe Recession Since Early 1980s,"Oh yes, because things are so great right now...."
"Recommended. SPAZ2 is rebel galaxy + captain forever, but without the blues.",Play blues in the background... Winning?
"This is how white men go to war Please, just please stop with this bullshit. In the modern world, technological war is not the domain of the white people. It is the domain of the modern people. What kind of soft commie bullshit is this anyway?","ITS 2016 YOU RACIST, ALL WHITE DEVILS MUST DIE"
"He very clearly knows what he's doing. Sure he may to doing it a LITTLE bit fast, but this isn't OSHA level balancing ladder bad.","Yeah, bandsaws don't have kick-back and raw meat is never slippery."
"Its not *great* evidence we are discussing. Some people are abused by their mothers. No evidence of that here, though.","So I have evidence that links abuse and their behavior, but your wife's opinion is more believable."
doesn't Acherus exist on the open map though? I see it up there floating majestically o'er the sea.,You cannot see it on the map if not a DK.
Gosh diddly darnit. Sorry for the language but I'm just so Flippin ticked off at this!,"Whoa there guy, calm it!"
It's a crooked system folks,"Trump: LOOK AT ME, I AM THE MARKET NOW"
"I.e., sheep can't cultivate a weed.","If you're referring to marijuana, not all pain is the same, never worked for me."
Is getting the buzzard worth it?,"it has missiles and machine guns and can fly, only get it if you want to grief the lobby and make free mode unplayable"
What did Obama do to fix this? In eight years? Or Bush? Or Clinton Or Bush? What a tit. Of all the things these bureaucrats LOVE to see it's simple minded political partisanship as it is the perfect distraction.,How dare you type out Obama's name and not praise him you racist
I didn't know I bought the best RX 480 available till reading the article...purchase justified!,good choice brother.. ;)
"So, United to win the CL next year? If they qualify that is...",He already extend till '18
"The right side is usually not the side that has a moral righteousness complex. The right side is not the side that thinks there needs to be sides to begin with, and that their side is automatically right by virtue of existing. The right side is not the side that will look at people who have not chosen a side, and judge that by their not picking a side, they've picked the other side against them. Fuck sides.",So which side are you on?
"That's right call the GenXers when you need help. You are welcome for Google, and Youtube. Can the millenials please take FB away, and do something actually beneficial to America. Because you haven't yet...","Thank you for creating Google and YouTube, it's amazing that you still find time to post on Reddit when you've got that vast fortune you've made from your creations!"
"Trump tweets that Boeing is ripping us off with new Air Force one, Boeing shares suddenly fall",He's already helping out the economy so much!
What is the correct amount of money for a company to make?,I'm sure he believes that the government should determine precisely how much money businesses should make
vrei sa zici ca Clujul nu are prostituate?,Doar in centru
"That was a great '90s BBC drama about a group of friends growing up in the North East of England. Also starred a few familiar faces in their younger days like Mark Strong, Daniel Craig, and Christopher Ecclestone!","Yes, an excellent cast and won a few baftas"
when u sneak out of the bag,I fucking love this subreddit.
Riley Dixon currently has the highest net punting average (41.4) by any rookie in NFL history,He not as good as Colquitt
Karthus Jungle? I saw it in a few of my past games and now someone is doing it on QT's stream. Is this a thing or what?,It's good for people who struggle to kite the camps since you can just complete the end of your first full clear whilst in your passive.
"Thank you Brother Dunanddun for your extra research! I assume you are a brother, because no sister would have such wise words for us.",Well...we do have smaller brains...
Art of 'Suicide Squad' Joker & Harley (Patrick Brown),SS joker was the worst joker ever.
Ever notice they make up the large majority of the worold's population too? Something's fishy...,Only if you consider 31% of the world population a majority
I reject you're reality and I substitute my own! Lore-wise though your'e spot-on,"Guardians make their own fate seems to be the running premise of the raids lore wise, which is ironic in a game called Destiny"
He will make excellent bacon though when he grows up.,You're what you eat tho
Nor did a majority vote for Hillary. The majority voted for no one...,Giant Meteor.
Abortion clinics.,#NAME?
"Me too. I call them 'little bits'. Any sticker, or small bit of paper that is somewhat like cellophane (think the wrappers on candy bars). Price tags are the absolute worst. And if it's stuck to my feet or hand it's so awful. I have to go wash my hand right afterwards.","Same for me, I can't do anything before washing my hands after touching old wrappers (especially sticky ones)."
It says no such thing in the article. You are lying outright.,"It feels like it says that, though."
Apocalypse Orca,"Dude, you're supposed to put a SpongeBob reference, not an actual picture of in-game Orca!"
But we get to keep our money.,And spent in on Trump brand clothing !
| I feel 100% comfortable pointing my gun at my head So you're good with destroying your head? ;-p,Yeah look for the video later on liveleak
Todd Mcfarlane used to smuggle hidden spiders onto his ASM covers. Can you spot them....?,"smh Marvel's going to far with this X-Men hate, making sure people know Spider-Man isn't a mutant"
"Texas releases abortion booklet with debunked cancer link, suicide risk claim. A Texas state agency has released a new edition of a booklet for women considering an abortion that suggests there may be a link between terminating pregnancies and increased risks of breast cancer and depression.","As Jesus taught us in the Bible, the ends justify the means, right?"
Opinion on Clif Bars?,Pretty damn disgusting and yet I persist in buying them when I find them on sale
"Katy for sure, she's so chill And funny I feel like it'd be a good time",ARE YOU READY TO PARTY!
"I can *hear* it all, oh god.",I read that as clap trap
"If you have a BMW, I am gonna assume that you are a prick.",Trying to change lanes and I'm cut off...yep that's a luxury car.
I'm confused lol what's happening on the road again?,"It's fine if you're white, or arab, and not Jewish, keep moving."
How's wonderwall coming along,"Easy to play, hard to master."
"20,000 Penn State tickets for the Rose Bowl have completely sold out",Penn State got left out of the playoff because they aren't a major program tho
Police will no longer need court approval to get DNA samples from suspects,What an awesome idea.
Happy Football Day--What Are You Smoking? I'm doing a 7 pound chicken roaster pumped full of Jamaican Jerk sauce and 14 pounds of pork spare ribs. Keep calm and smoke on! What's in your smokers?,"Salt potatos, turkey breast and pineapple dusted with brown sugar and cinnamon"
"Yeah, on drivers from fucking August","And drivers are known to improve performance a lot, right?"
Except that the beer industry was already in decline.,"If I want to argue a stupid point, I have my wife sitting right here."
#CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE THE KNOB IS,BREAKING: Alex Reyes to Cubs
"I didn't touch a single alchemy skill on my deathmarch run, didn't have a problem beating it. Potions on the other hand...","haha gotcha, thanks for the help!"
"TIL to change a highlighted portion of text to all caps without re-typing it, it's shift-F3. At least for Microsoft word.",It's not allowed to post about functions of software or software itself.
"Looking for PC Group! Hey guys having a tough time rising in rank as a solo player. Looking to join up with anyone around my 1200 pr. I was 1400 pr after placement matches but have been steadily falling. I am mainly rolling Rein, Winston, and lucio but I can switch to whatever is needed. PM if your interested. Thanks!",eyy add me
Repealing Obamacare to be first on Senate agenda in 2017,Can't wait for those healthcare premiums to go back down once it's repealed.
Firearms are the ultimate equalizer. Get yourself one *before* you need one because there's no helping the dead *after* you need it.,Road rage incidents would go so much better if everyone involved had guns.
"I wish, just people that think they are.",I hate it when people get annoyed by things that are annoying
"Revealing information to ANYONE is considered a breach. So in sharing information with news outlets he DID indeed reveal information. Not saying he should or shouldn't have, just saying that he didn't reveal information himself, he just gave it to the news is a broken argument and is moot from the government's perspective.",Like deep throat?
Pretty funny if Joe Cole and Freddy Adu make a return to a 1st division via the Rowdies,I'd find it pretty funny if he returned to the Rowdies at this point.
Dana White hints Joe Rogan may get new UFC broadcast partner in 2017,Fingers crossed for edgy brah
I'm looking forward to the elemental Sloth mount.,idk if you're joking but that would be awesome or a turtle that you carry around like cho'gall does
"Coming in 1987, The most deplorable cast ever assembled making their silver screen debut.",False positive
Say you woke up in Hillary Clinton's body on Inauguration Day in 2009; what would you do differently?,Have a talk with Mark Zuckerberg
Obama speaking at DC event -- just mentioned not facing asteroids and aliens.,"Obama is only there for the populous , the people who run the country ( occult hierarchy of the military industrial complex ) dont need to tell the slaves or their masters anything until the 11th hour"
Are you in like U.K? In la it never gets played,"I'm in Kansas City, I hear them almost daily."
This is a serious issue. Drumpf needs to come out and condemn this hatred inspired by him. He needs to step up to the plate and be an adult instead of railing on Twitter at the media. Americans are hurting deeply right now.,This is so progressive!
Half naked women get thousands of upvotes. How many for our boy in blue?,Are you suggesting that our guy should be half naked too?
"If the zombie games are only for the first 15 minutes of each hour as during the last events, people would play on the production servers from xx:00 to xx:15 and then switch to the test servers for the remainder of the hour. At least that's what I did to keep my brain and fingers in event mode. Nobody would play only on the test servers due to the flairs only being obtainable (in a meaningful sense) on the production servers, so I don't think there'd be a competition. It would just allow people to choose between normal TP and zombie games.",^ This exactly
FOX Business: Trump's tax plan could cost Bank of America $4.4 billion Big Banks BTFO!,That'll never happen because everyone fucking loves BoA.
That's racist,"Here, you dropped this:"
making me real depressed rn buddy,"I feel you dude, here I am struggling to spit game at the cute girl in my speech class and these blademasters find love."
"Yeah I know he doesn't really look the part of Joel but to me, Joel has to have that voice. So unless somewhen can nail that, they would have to somehow make Troy look as close to Joel as possible","That is true, they'd have to find someone with the perfect voice but i have no clue how they could do that with Troy though."
At least it was just ddr3. I would be sorry if it were 3400 ddr4 jk,"Better it if were ddr4, since it's cheaper than ddr3 nowadays."
"League fans, your dream job awaits",I am more excited at the fact that the view on esports may change now that riot has made its move here directly.
Samsung Galaxy Nexus. CM 13 gave it new life.,Mine has really started chugging for no discernible reason.
"Congratulations, now go pay attention to your graduation ceremony!","Haha thanks, I tried to"
ITT: white people scared shitless of the Chinese boogeyman,Partial explanation for the election results.
Over The Hill,Yeah you old fart
You don't cancel the spell.,Maybe try cancelling the spell?
Finally some positivity!,But our positivity corsi on this sub is unsustainable!
"Yea, like the inside of the same smelting plant for the past hundred years where he gets paid in cabbage stamps. Communism is beautiful.",Lemayo
Right? Marriage should be spoken about before the actual proposal.,what nahhhh random proposals out of the blue with no warning are the best
Y'all ever wondered how Caveira looks without her face paint?,wat
"Man, I think we've actually managed to somehow Godwin our entire fucking election process",The more election coverage happens on the internet; the more election coverage will become subject to the laws of internet discourse.
Vladimir Roger,Vladislava wasn't close enough for them?
What Wadi did in that clip there is so satisfying to pull off Also I wish Day was able to commentate more because she and Gunblade were actually great,I remember watching SSC and being super impressed with that duo
Blind flying save from top corner,"nice aimbot, bro."
I.. I've only ever lived in California and Washington... there's states that *don't* do this? How do people know what to vote for?,You check Breitbart and the_D for your daily news
I still think it's Matt Damon.,I know it's Matt Damon.
Is California the only good flag with words on it? ^^,Provo
Malta just became the first country in Europe to ban 'gay cure' therapy,So how are they supposed to cure gayness in Malta now?
Call me the alchemist :),Downvoted cause of no alchemist wheels
I'm making a note here: huge success!,"interesting print but print quality can be improved, though..."
What are the advantages of smoking weed?,"I only smoke 1 or 2 joints a week of prescribed because I am not a pathetic druggie with nothing better to do, but it definitely helps with stress relief, drinking less alcohol and smoking less cigarettes."
"If I ever have a daughter, this will be her room.",Why would you deprive a future son of this awesome room?
Round 45 Mob of The Dead Starting room,How did you get the Wunderwaffe ?
No freedom of religion?,"No silly, freedom of religion only applies to Christians!"
The divide was created by having such a toxic election with 2 candidates nobody really wanted.,"Yeah, I remember all of those hateful tweets Hillary sent."
"What is this map? What is this game? Btw you tried to camp, got spotted, then went straight back and turned your side to where you were shot from. I would strongly suggest that you keep in mind that artilery is part of game all the time, and avoid it all the time. You had huge target, of average speed in open, trying to active spot, he probably preaimed because it's well known spot for tanks. It was you mistake completely.","Severogorsk, Wot PS3 or XBox or something like it"
Already?,Yes?
Thats one tiny dick,You forgot your
"Whatever happened to the 'Mediterranean' Grand Prix? I read in 2014 that Greece had plans to host a GP, and call it the 'Mediterranean Grand Prix.' Obviously Greece has run into massive debt recently and that could put a damper on the luxurious sport that is F1, but the planned circuit looked quite cool and I've always wanted to see a race in Greece. I can't find any recent news about it; am I to assume it fell through? Did they ever even build the circuit?",Baku decided to be called the European GP instead.
A good world would be without humans.,Calm down there Lysandre
"You're absolutely right. I'm a little concerned about what might be said of me should I take the extreme route (block on FB, end the accounts), but sticking around and being patient isn't doing me any favours either.","I can't imagine any friend worthy of the title saying what, you only spent 7 months trying to get the accounts changed?"
"The car has a Dutch licence plate which can be dated between 1965 and 1973. The last two letters, TL, indicate it's a relatively late plate number, so I would say it was issued in 1972 or 1973.","Wow nice guess man, you are probably right"
Is it even a British thing? I'd just as equally expect an American to say it.,"That's true, it's as if the British established a colony in the new world."
chad takes a firey keyboard to the face. twice.,'prank' they just hit him in the face...
The Legendary Teleporting Titan (IB Rift),But but he had a green bar
In which way is cutting off the tips of baby dicks not genital mutilation?,Because it has no negative effects!
"It's FREE because they can say If you subscribe, you will get the next expansion for free!",It's Free to play after you pay $15 monthly entry fee
where is this place? i have never find a joint seller in bhubaneswar,"Near mastercanteen,tanishq."
"There is a tutorial in the Controls with video clips, that can help you out. I believe it is pull shot stick away from hoop, and once the pump fake animation goes off, push shot stick towards the hoop while holding post up. Not sure if there are any signature moves for this though.",Thats an up and under
I Think My Cat is Bad,"That's ok, your cat still has 8 more lives..."
"Pass the law, Muslims use it, Shit show ensues.","Those Muslims need to leave the country because they believe their religion is above the law and in this country the constitution is the law (except when white people say it, then we make whatever laws we want)."
Worked the first time for me. Think you might have been saying it wrong bud.,"Don't be silly, it's not fin-ah-lay it's fine-eh-lee"
ITT: the human eye can't see more than 60fps anyway.,You should have included
DD = Dustin?,DusDin?
The rules have gotten so stupid that no one even knows when it's legal anymore.,True but I like to bitch anyways.
I don't really see what they have to do with who will win the royal rumble? Goldberg said he will be in it but I honestly doubt he will win it.,I'm just throwing that out there because Goldberg said he had 1 more title run in him.
"Damn, I feel lucky I haven't run into crazy drivers like that in the 2 years I've been here!","It never happened for me, either, until I bought the car with the Bi-Xenon lights."
he dindu???,no hizo nada porque era un buen pibe
Who goes there?,Something's not quite right.
"Why do people assume Necrolyte is a support? Makes zero sense to me. Try to play necro core and everyone on my team calls me shit because necro is sup noob. He has a shitty heal, that's it.",Everyone knows int hero= sup noob
Love is for suckers!,[8]
Intro Verse Verse Chorus Verse Bridge Chorus Solo End,"I name my sections so itd come out like: Intro Explosion 10,000 Years of Combat Explosion Savior Explosion 10,000 Years of Combat Calm Explosion Finale"
"Friendly reminder regarding the placements Since Season 7 started today and alot of you guys will be playing your placements today I wanna remind you that there is no reason to get overly tilted, stressed or whatsoever. Even if you go 0-10 in your placements because unlucky you'll still have the whole season to climb atleast to your old ranking. So don't be all to nervous and just try your best and have fun!",Why am i not challenger
We are talking boys scout lvls of preparedness here.,Batman levels* FTFY I too always carry bat-bleach.
Obama was Time's person twice - so he is double Hitler!,Yeah but a double positive make a negative Hahah
Constructive criticism is always appreciated,This GIF kinda sucks bro.
Any bar open on Oak Island hopefully,"They just got an evacuationnotice, I doubt many places will be open"
Why not?,BECASUE HE SAID SO OKAY
Was the baby Tywin delivered to Robert that was supposedly Aegon really the daughter of Ned and Ashara?,Where would he have gotten that?
Jokes on every one... he is the front page!,CNN Fact Check: Cover is not the same as front page
"Buff was needed, tone has been underperforming since launch.",I think you forgot
Hes the kinda kid that would eat jizz tissue if a popular kid told him to because he thinks he will finally be cool,I puked in my mouth
Good.,Want the last word?
I only want it because they're going to have a parade if they go 0-16 and I love that idea. It sounds like an excellent place to be bitter and drunk.,"After the WS, I'm sure they're gonna do it big"
"You will not make any money. You will not only be there 4 years. You will not have any freedom. You will probably kill people. You could die to protect the interests of wealthy people who don't give a fuck about you. You will make more money as a bartender and, again, not kill anyone.",I'm glad to see you've done an incredible amount of research and can give insightful views.
Salon Editor At Large Thinks Dr. Ben Carson Is A Black White Supremacist | The Ambit Journal,TIL Ben Carson is Clayton Bigsby.
"$160 for all of what's there. The only completely sealed box was Cruis'n USA, but it was all still in perfect condition and the system hadn't even been taken out of its plastic wrapping yet.",Geez I would probably pay over $1000 for all that stuff.
But your opponent cant act of treason Sky Skiff and kill you when you are at 3!,Your opponent can't act of treason either of them because it isn't a creature on their turn.
does it work as well as they advertise it?,Shit I'm spilling mustard on my damn shoes all the time and they're fine
Come on google...fix this!,Maybe someone payed them off to make it an exclusive?
"Exactly, which I knew all along. I had a fight with one guy cause I said her claim didn't constitute proof and I was right. He argued she and the school had enough credibility that their claim was proof. Well I wish that gullible idiot could see this","They had 9000 bombs though, what sane person would want to risk it?"
Our racists ain't got shit on Asian racism.,"Racism suddenly exists in our society when we compare ourselves to others, but it's no big deal ;)));()))"
Yeah but you can't buy drugs with a Visa gift card.,You can on the Northwestern campus
X00s came in!,"I want one, but I also don't want to ruin the beauty by messing up the detachable cable mod :/"
"You probably shouldn't. He's been given every opportunity to succeed with hoards of different linemates under several coaches, systems, and now teams. At a certain point you gotta think he either isn't good enough for this league, or he's a headcase and he won't succeed until he sorts out his mental blockers, whatever those might be. Either way at this point in his career you can't put his failures on lack of, or incorrect usage. He has been playing himself out of a job for years.",But I feel sorry for someone who makes millions of dollars and hasn't lived up to expectations.
The Champion of Alola Team,That's not my team.
Except that the S4 finale was like... actually TDKR,But worse.
"I have a ton of shirts above the ones you see, but I don't spend money on skins in this game, I don't like 90% of the ones they make.","To be fair it is THE MrCoolguy710, would you expect someone with that name to not have any dank ass shirts?"
What I expect the most from season 4 Is to add a voiceline to all announcer packs screaming SUUUUNDEEEER when you kill someone with the relic. It would definetly improve gameplay,Duel players will eventually get tired of hearing that
shitpost,Welcome to reddit?
"supports only getting 60% of the CXP when the ADC last hits needs to be reverted to what it was before As a support main, it sucks that you will always be 40% behind in terms of minion CXP or are setting your ADC behind if you last hit I loved the dynamic of having it be 100% for both if its only 2 people there (and less for the assisters if more are there), I could keep up with everyone else with my build and ensure we get the last hit, now supports are basically forced to sit there, injure the minions a bit and wait for the ADC to last hit whats up with the support beating this patch? its already the traditionally most unpopular role in mobas and now its even less appealing with this change and the various nerfs to the support kits and removal of CDR/hugely increased mana costs",oh great were already on the supports are supposed to be lower level and have less farm thing yeah because that makes EVERYONE want to play support in mobas.
no egirls for russian boys ;(,Just wait for America my friend
99% of the photos had more than one person in it. Rip socializing.,Maplestory is a multiplayer game?
We won. America belongs to white men. - Richard Spencer,We need to sit with him and hear him out maybe we can persuade him to abandon his misinformed views.
They're a legit defense. If anything take it as a compliment that the Dallas offense dropped 27 and 400+ yards on them.,yeah but the cowboys haven't beat anybody
"Texans Wide Reciever Andre Johnson does it again... $19,144.58 spent on toys for kids in Houston this morning",*Titans legend Andre Johnson
"Oh yeah, who's playing him this time? It's going to be real hard to fill J K Simmons shoes",How about Leslie Jones?
Was it Drinkwater who gave it away?,Yes
US Naval Academy to hold SAFE SPACE training called 'TRANSGENDER 101': Will SOMEBODY tell these SQUIDS that 'MAD DOG' Mattis is now running the WAR MACHINE - Pull your PANTIES out of your BUTT CHEEKS and prepare to MAN UP!,Glad to see they are preparing future troops by recreating the conditions of combat by promoting safe spaces.....It should be almost as successful as stress cards back in the early 90's
"Dubnyk On Top: Leads all goalies in sv%, gaa, and shutouts",#OverPaid
"It's a win-win - Tebow gets his headlines, and whatever farm team he's playing for sells a hell of a lot more tickets.","But that guy just said he's not playing baseball, so how could he sell tickets?"
Red squirrels asleep,Dreaming of eating holes in your roof
Better than Westworld (Parody),"So guests in the park can only get hurt if they microwave the melon too much, right?"
"Shhh, it's okay, keep going. Incredible!",Nice!
Get ya suit game right,"Haha, it's funny because poor people can't afford nice suits!"
"She said they are same devices that doctors use when you go to the doctor to confirm pregnancy. Blood tests and urine sticks have the same accuracy. She said if the stick shows positive, the blood will show positive and vice versa. I was surprised and it's why they (or most) don't even run blood tests anymore until you are far advanced where you can physically see the baby via ultrasound.",Thank you for the more detailed explanation:)
What kind of numbers do you think a in his prime healthy Lemieux would put up today? Keep in mind a 40 year old Lemieux was almost a ppg in the games he played in 2006.,Lemieux also was carried by Crosby in '06
Go kill yourself to a depressed human might not be a good joke.,Would it be better to worse if it weren't a joke?
Ninja's apology for doxxing was underwhelming at best,Get over it Sure lets get over about you leaking someone's personal info to thousands of people
"Swamp hunters, any recommendations for boots? I'm reading mixed reviews on just about everything, though Muck and Boggs seem to be the favorites.",I swamp hunt in waders
Milwaukee Police Forcibly Arrested Two Men Last Night for Doing Nothing Wrong. They Got a Surprise When One Was A State Rep and the Other Was from the ACLU.,Well had they just obeyed the police orders they would have never been arrested.......
"Shit, spot on. Maybe she should've been driving in Dallas.",Too soon.
How am I bypassing AML/KYC? I have both in place. He didn't claim the same shit. Read the court dockets both of them **knowingly** laundered money. Shrem had e-mails that showed he knew what was going on. There are a shit ton of people doing this. Go look at the markets dude.,k
"What's missing is an argument, not an adjective.",What's missing is mods and a shred of credibility.
"If you were president, what is the first thing you would do?",2 chicks at the same time
What is the percentage chance that I will get an Iron Banner Shader from IB? I really want to be done with this. I want to get the shader that makes everything look like the Iron Lord Gear. What are the chances for that to drop from the match rewards screen?,Its a 0.0000000013 drop chance.
"Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it. No thanks, I'll just continue judging films based on merit.",Are you a sexist misogynist person for not appreciating that movie?
Singapore accuses Chinese paper of fabricating South China Sea story,"As a SEA colony of China, why doesn't SG follow commands from Beijing?"
"Oh Brazil, where the asses are fake, but the STDs aren't.","It's like this in Panama too.. Colombian and Venezuelan prostitutes with fake asses galore.. however they are usually tested (in the actual brothels), and are gorgeous."
"Los Angeles Lakers @ Houston Rockets **Game Discussion Thread: Los Angeles Lakers @ Houston Rockets** **Venue:** Toyota Center - 1510 Polk St. Houston, TX 77002 **Time:** 5:00 PM(PT) --- --- ##Probable Starters | **Pos** | **Los Angeles Lakers** | **Houston Rockets** | |:---|:---------|:---------| | PG | Jordan Clarkson | James Harden| | SG | Brandon Ingram | Eric Gordon| | SF |Luol Deng | Trevor Ariza| | PF |Julius Randle | Ryan Anderson| | C |Timofey Mozgov | Clint Capela| ##Injury Report Los Angeles Lakers | Status ---|--- D'Angelo Russell | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Nick Young | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Tarik Black | Expected to be out until at least Dec 9 Jose Calderon | Expected to be out until at least Dec 19 Houston Rockets | Status ---|--- Donatas Motiejunas | Expected to be out until at least Dec 15",Dafuq happened to Mozgod after the break?
Donald Trump is Time magazine's Person of the Year,And the parallels with Hitler continue
FWD: EVERYTHINGS HITLER TO THEM!!!!,"*look it up* *trust me, I know* *class dismissed* *any questions*"
"Nope! Just things that are contingent. That is, things that depend on other things for their existence. For example, cats depend on oxygen, food, gravity, molecular bonds, and so forth for their existence. Likewise, oxygen depends on molecular bonds, the existence of quarks, and so on for *its* existence. The term God is what theists use for shorthand to refer to the thing that is not contingent, upon which all contingent things depend, ultimately. So asking What created God? is asking What is the thing that is not dependent on anything dependent on? And asking why God and not Thor? is to simply ask about a label. If you want to call the non-contingent thing Thor, go right ahead. Call it whatever you want.",Saying that everything requires a creator except your God is called special pleading and it is a clear fallacy.
Nope. I've left tons of meat outdoors on that difficulty without ever attracting predators.,"Sweet, thanks."
Lmfao,Still talking eh?
"Wrestling fan here. Linda McMahon has been active in politics since 2008. Yes, she is a biggoted nutcase but there is no link with rasslin",Is not politics a wrestling match?
Nice,Nice
Anyone else having fun with the new clone spell?,New card leak: #GIANT SKELETON ARMY
I just tuned in and am seeing Hammons get minutes over Mejri. Anyone wanna tell me what Mejri did this time???,Bitched and moaned about calls .... Carlisle took him out and actually yelled SHUT UP to him as he was pulling his sooky face to Carlisle.
"Because of the way the baseball playoffs work, anyone who makes the postseason can be a contender.","Nuh uh, you just gotta get lucky for 162 games, that's so unbelievably short even my grandma could get lucky and win a WC spot"
How about building a PC into a toilet next? Certainly would be water-cooled.,I think I just puked ^^thankfully ^^I ^^was ^^right ^^by ^^the ^^toilet
"What's with the uberkarma anyways? It seems like just last week the top scores were 4k, or thereabouts.",Its to keep the Donald off the front page clearly
"Dog Licks Infants Face - Any recommendations on the best corrective action? My dog has been really excellent since we brought our infant home. The only problem now is that he's a few months older and able to be in the bouncer by himself. My dog wants to get in on the action and will go up and lick the baby's face. It's purely out of affection, but obviously the baby can't tell him to get away. The baby also probably tastes delicious. What is the best course of action to correct this? I don't mind if the dog says hi or is close to the bouncer, but I'd like to correct the licking in a positive way.",Stop leaving food on baby face.
how is it more exploitable,If you don't get in game you can't lose!
"Can a 16 oz water bottle be filled with 12 oz of water? But to answer your question yes, you'll just get the 3k capacity so your tank, if it's say a 68/45, will essentially just be a 68/3k for the day","Thanks, I was thinking it could work, but I wanted to be 100% sure."
Black people are more naturally athletic than white people.,I've never seen any black people skiing or swimming or playing polo tho
"I would suggest that you ask your husband why, while you were being DIL of the year, he did not tell you that MIL was busy hating you. That seems cruel. Then tell husband that, as of immediately, his hateful mother is no longer allowed near your kids. Could you imagine if one of your kids heard her say that??? No. Nope. Nyet. Nada. She is done. My MIL really hurt my son and I'm glad she's dead. I regret I let her do that. I'm so sorry she hurt you like that. I'm sending hugs and support. I'm sorry you belong here. Welcome?!",Plus why the fuck would you want your offspring from another lover anywhere around your husband's mother.
"Obama is lying and bragging about himself again. Obama is a habitual liar. The Obama administration continually and dishonestly misidentified terrorist attacks. These are a few that Obama does not consider terrorist attacks: Jun 2009 The shooting at Little Rock AK Nov 2009 The shooting at Fort Hood TX Apr 2013 The bombing of the Boston Marathon Nov 2013 The shooting attack at Los Angeles International Airport Apr 2014 The shooting attack at Fort Hood TX Apr 2014 The shooting attack at Skyway WA Jun 2014 The shooting attack in Seattle WA Jun 2014 The shooting attack in East Orange NJ Sep 2014 The knife attack in Oklahoma City Oct 2014 The ax attack in two NYC policemen. Jul 2015 The attack in Chattanooga, TN that killed 5 marines, one Navy sailor and one police officer. Nov 2015 The knife attack in Merced CA Dec 2015 The shooting attack in San Bernardino CA Jan 2016 The shooting attack in Philadelphia PA Feb 2016 The machete attack in Columbus OH Jun 2016 The shooting at a nightclub in Orlando FL Jul 2016 The shooting attack in Bristol TN Jul 2016 The shooting of police officers in Dallas TX Jul 2016 The shooting of police officers in Baton Rouge LA Aug 2016 The knife attack in Roanoke VA Sep 2016 The bombing of the Marine Corps run in seaside NJ Sep 2016 The knife attacks at the Mall of America MN Sep 2016 The bombing attack in NYC Nov 2016 The vehicular attack and stabbing at Ohio State University",They were just troubled teens.
Migrant kicks woman down stairs (x-post r/rage),He was just a troubled teen.
"This needs to be clear to transgender patients - as a clinician, I will respect your preferred name and pronouns and of course, respect your humanity. Trans people are people; of course they deserve equal treatment and access to healthcare. But there are significant differences between the sexes (metabolism, fat and muscle distribution, reproductive systems) that cannot be ignored or it is a danger to patients. I don't understand why this is disrespectful -- the reason I need to know your sex (the one you were born with) is so I don't accidentally harm you.","but...but I identify as someone with low blood pressure, so you should not treat me for high blood pressure, that would be violent erasure."
Just wondering,No picture so idk?
"Please, continue. I'm a confused man over here.",The parking restriction signs are contradictory; parking there at 7am-8am on a Thursday is allowed and prohibited by either sign
"I joked about something like this a few months ago. Behold, the new Joyetech Ocular.","Lol, Joyetech, you so clazy!"
RG ss a skillful and difficult card to use,Lvl 12 barbs are the most hard way to defend you need lvl 83092747 of skill to play them
Some people have found evidence that performance matters... but it's anecdotal and riot's never said it Pretty sure it's just W/L,"Only overwatch does that, hence the difficulty of climbing with support characters despite winning compared to a dps/tank"
No. History will be very unkind to him. You can make a rather legitimate argument that he is the worse President of all time. His role in creating the power vacuum to precipitate ISIS is worse than Buchanan's botches leading to the Civil War. His actions to recovery the economy were less effective than Hoover. His Iran deal is worse than Carter's dealing with Iran. His surrender in Iraqi is worse than W's dubious reasons for conquering them. Drone strike assassinations are arguably a war crime. The illegal wars in Libya and Yemen et. al. have killed far more people than Jackson's Trail of Tears. So what good things did he do? You could argue that the ACA was at least 'good' in intent but it's so poorly thought through that it's imploding under its own weight. Don't have to repeal it now; it will die on its own by the end of 2017. Each of those Presidents has some blights on their record. Obama has *all of them* and even race relations got worse under his tenure.,But the Dow is hitting record highs!
"I hate Drogoz, but I don't think he is (was) overpowered. People just don't know how to play against him. I would just tune down his damage a little bit, speciallly his right click. That said, you're right. Hi-Rez don't know how to balance this game.","At least they nerfed Grover, he got way out of hand."
Water-resistant CAPS LOCK button w/ Keyboard - $7.49 (12.99-5.50),Soooo only the caps lock button is water resistant?
"In the end you dont even have to play the game, it does it all for you... :-/","Yeah, because why would you want to spend more time on the fun stuff in the game, when you can just stand around in your hideout ctrl+clicking."
Double Miner- You guys cool if I have two in the same deck??,Wha?- how?
"The education system in America is pretty screwed up. I don't know about anywhere else, sorry.",Answered your own question by the question itself; impressive.
Its ok. as long as you know it is not about the hardware in your rig but the software in your heart :),we izz nutt pcmr lel
"Speak for yourself man, im a diehard for life. Oh did you hear lamar jackson is coming to wisconsin?",Yeah I see you guys posting threads here all the time about new recruits and the latest rumors
I'm excited for the possible reunion of Brandon McCarthy and Hank the Ballpark Pup,A day for the ages.
"You're an american, right?",Sounds like he is.
If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry stoned father's instead of angry drunk ones.,yo weed is a plant it can't be harmful 420 blaze it yo
"Don't watch it then. Their loss, pretty good show.",Bunchie's a mess.
"How is nuke high risk? It only works from doom state now. Your Titan is already dead. You're immune while ejecting. It's virtually no risk and high reward. As soon as somebody starts closing in on execution range, you safely eject and hope they can't get out of the kill range.",One melee hit kills a doomed titan
"Alexis Sanchez leads the PL in goals (11) while Vardy has gone 697 mins without a shot on target Remember the transfer window? Me neither. I'll hold my hands up and say I was wrong about playing Alexis up front. I wanted Giroud to come back into the fold earlier in the season, it felt fruitless but our demigod of a Chilean has an even higher ceiling as a striker than he did on the wing. Long may he reign.",i knew alexis would thrive as a cf because of FIFA
Is J. Cole a coprophiliac?,He's got the same disorder as Lil Wayne I guess.
What the fuck am I looking at?,I do believe that's a man wearing a cow's face.
"and Headon working with FUG, he separated Baam from yuri deliberately on the first floor, FUG knew about Baam and rachel since the first floor, how's that possible unless the guardian himself told them? Urek told Baam to come find him later, he will need him, that's why he stopped the fight.","Right, there's a bigger play here that we've yet to see on the series (only some hints dropped by SIU along the way)."
Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',"Gravity is just a theory, man."
"I may just have my lady go over it, might even get some action after lol","Might be a good idea, since you'll be out of comission for 1 to 2 weeks."
"Just out of curiosity... was the Tech a Comcast tech, or a licensed sub-contractor? Comcast techs (in branded vans) get paid by the hour, where as contractors (usually in a vehicle that says something along the lines of Comcast licensed XXX) get paid by the job, so they tend to be a little more sloppy, since they have an incentive to complete as many jobs as possible.","I didn't get a good look at the truck, I just remember the Comcast logo."
I wonder how much motor oil is in the sand after decades of vehicles drive on it.,"Don't worry, it gets washed into the ocean."
Scott AFB is salty,"I'm not sure who is the bigger hero here, the person who originally wrote the question or the person who had it put up on a giant screen."
Do you need playstation plus to play this game? On the UK ps store it does not have the you require ps plus to play onlinemessage! So i presume you don't need it! Can someone clarify that for me please as I cannot find the answer to this anywhere!! Thanks,"So my girlfriend went to play today without PS plus and had to initiate a 2 day trial to play so, yes you need PS plus"
How the fuck do you know when humanity started? Take your moral equivalency elsewhere. Try AD or BC. Everyone understands those.,But it was on the front page!
OK can someone ELI5?,"Comic is talking about a person's ego, not Eggo waffles."
Because it don't explicitly exclude Kwanzaa.,"Wait, that's a real holiday?"
"we're rebuilding for fucks sake. we had a horrible 6-7 years ,on the verge of relegation. This man was able to turn that around in less than a year, that is why he is loved by the fans, he's instilled a style of play that we've lacked for years. This is a long term project not some half assed let's see what he can do in 6 months.",Get out of here with your logic!
"THE CHAMP ON HAYE !! :  WHEN I SEE HIM, I'LL SLAP HIM  !!","David Feathers, Chicken Haye Lmao"
It's a fun deck. If the meta is super aggro (like say infect/affinity/dredge) you are likely not going to do so well though...,But the title says I should play this if I'm sick of those decks
For the first time ever apple is actually the first to do something,"Right, because Woz didn't completely revolutionize computers with the Apple I, the first computer to use a keyboard and a monitor."
3 year old plays CSGO for the first time,Inside the game: Smithzz -on a good day
"Every single horde race except blood elves hunches over a bit or slouches as they stand. (Well, goblins don't, but they're to small to see). It's super annoying, because if I actually want to see my chest armor I HAVE to play a belf.",They do this to hide the overall lackluster chest armor design.
What kind of Jeep should i get with my divorce money to piss off my ex husband?,"Get a renegade, that'll show him!"
They started talking about boobs. Then I realized it was a 6 min video so I just gave up translating.,You missed the part at the end when they step out of the tub
Three links later and there is the list.. Good grief,"Yeah, all the major companies should be hiring this guy to be their user experience designer."
I don't like Trump but comparing him to Hitler is IMO childish. Why? Because Hitler murdered millions of Jew and started a World War. Trump is just an idiot who said what he had to get elected. The comparison between the two lessens just how terrible and crazy Hitler.,"No way, it's ok to bully and call someone names if they're a republican, because that means they're racist horrible people unlike an enlightened liberal person."
Star Citizen: Around the Verse 3.16 - ATX,I seem to remember Daniel Craig was more buff in the last 007 Movie.
"Pantheon, piggy back ride the mandrop from island to island and steal your girl.",The amount of force on the drop would kill you lmao.
"The co-leader of Turkey's HDP, pro-Kurd socialist party, is subjected to solitary confinement, a form of torture, by the Erdogan regime","Oh look at that, Turkey's being shit again, what are the odds?"
"For people like me who didn't get it for a while, the g in lasagna is silent.","It took me months to realize what he meant, I felt really stupid."
"People don't complain because they are too strong. They complain that they are too strong for the amount of aim they take, which is close to none. Even a banshee with 14x dmg from a single cast has to actually **aim** even with weapons like the tigris, while simulor can just rush through rooms, shoot the ceiling and do headshots for absurd damage. Mirage just made it worse.",I don't need to aim with my torid :/
How does a micropenis looks like flaccid and erect?,You could have googled using less words and actually gotten answers other than look in your pants.
"Donald Trump's labor secretary pick Andy Puzder, who makes 300 times his employees, opposes minimum wage hike.",Draining the swamp boys
Just compensate by giving lightning to everyone,"They'd do that, but make it a unique lightning that's can't upgrade to 6 star :v"
Unless you're in Alaska. Distance seems to be in drive time up there. How far is it to Anchorage? About 2 hours,Texas does this too.
Wonder trading is awesome ...,a Pokerus Shiny 6IV I suppose good nature Hakamo-o 10/10 legit
"Nothing is relative, it's not like 200 damage is in a vacuum, outside of frames *like* Loki, chances are you're getting shot at too. Yes, 200 isn't super punishing, but is it as punishing as the reward? Because lemme tell you, most automatic weapons can mow down the same amount of units in that time, besides from Tonkor and Simulor which can do better due to not having any risk.",So what automatic weapons can mow down a room of sortie lvl enemies?
"If you could domesticate any animal, what would it be and why?",I would choose a giraffe and maybe they would eventually be miniaturized so that I could give my cousin one as a gift since he really loves giraffes.
Heyyyy guys While Doc is preparing for his epic finale I just wanna remind you guys that my rate reveals will start tomorrow at 5 PM EST. It probably won't be as good as this one but I'm still looking forward to having a lot of fun. That is all I've gotta say rn thenks,Mommy Miley bringing them Bangerz to my blessed ears
That should ended so long ago and it was largely due to the Clinton Administration and their fucking getting of welfare and shit trade policy.,Good thing we repudiated that policy by voting for Trump!
You have been warned,Damn I'm white and I feel the need to oppress them for saying that shit!
"don't worry, it's just a matter of time before he gets one on the league. My boy just can't stop scoring",Yea Porto lately has been a huge goal scoring machine in the portuguese league.
"Wow, watching that was surreal. I was usually amused by the Colbert Report, but I never watched his show once he took over whatever big late nite show he did. This shit is straight out of V for Vendetta. It's disgusting blatant propaganda. He outright tells you what is true and what isn't, tells you how to think, what to believe, how to act about it. And all in a creepy right in your face propaganda way. I guess since it's a familiar show/person, people just overlook this aspect of it? Even if he's right about his subject matter, it's terrifying that people have slid far enough down the slope to not see what this is.","But he said Don't listen to me at the start, so it's all okay right?"
Damn just realized how weird the word eighth is,"'ghth' is a totally normal arrangement of consonants, what do you mean?"
"Apparently, 42% of young Indonesians are good for nothing (source: indonesiaetc)",They would be great at a spot the kafir test though!
"The shooting block is broken daybreak, please just remove it.","No, bro, it's cuz you don't know how it works"
"If the playoffs started today, some of the matchups would be pretty alright","As much as people like to rip on the current playoff format - this is one of the reasons they went to it, and it certainly seems to be working."
Yeah I can't stop laughing at how proud she is of her ingenuity. Good for them for avoiding unjust incarceration.,Getting past multiple cops is something I would be proud of
"All this shows is that there is a large amount of money in climate research and development. Having a large amount of money in a research sector does not show that there is some sort of rampant corruption going on. For example, there is an insane amount of money in quantum computing research. Does this lead you to believe that quantum computing is made up by scientists in order to keep the research checks coming in?",Look all I know is I don't understand quantum computing henceforth its not real.
What do you always think twice before doing?,Thinking for a third time
What normal things makes you nervous instantly and why?,People 0.0
I've worn each hole in this belt,Wear that belt proudly!
Being a racist.,Typical Mexican
Do you still use Facebook?,Oo naman san ko pa ba makukuha yung mga pambara ko sa mga elitista ng r/ph?
uhh does ganon's getup attack seriously break shields?,"High-level amiibo get damage boosts, whether you want them to or not."
No he isn't. They both released albums last year. Sean went platinum and Rocky didn't. Sean has damn near 2 million more IG followers and 8 million more twitter followers. By what measure of popularity do you think ASAP is more popular than Big Sean? Rocky has like 1 platinum single while Sean has 7.,Yea but big Sean is corny
You can't count Indiana twice. You're breaking all the rules.,"sorry, I dropped this"
Tiny Eevee,This post is funny and original
Favorite wonder weapon? In all maps what's your favorite to use? Mines a tough call between the wave gun and the lightning staff. Lightning staff carried me to round 99 on origins and the wave gun carried me to 94. I just miss watching a whole train of zombies float up inflate and go ding and explode.,Scavenger for sure
The ultimate projectors... CNN: EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IS RACIST!!! (Is in denial as a racist),I almost bought a 5000 dollar projector but then I remembered I can get millions of projections for free by positing a dissenting opinion to Liberal forums.
Do they... do they think this is an insult?,This is the perfect time for shameless advertising: r\madlads
Switching from Windows to Ubuntu,What's Ubuntu
Ever been to Dave and Busters?,I'm not sure what that is tbh (I'm not from the US btw).
This Holiday season has officially marked the end of PC gaming. Consoles are now the superior platform for Gaming,you forgot the
"Istanbul, maybe?",They'd have to name it back to Constantinople.
"Students Have 'Dismaying' Inability To Tell Fake News From Real, Study Finds",It's because of the fluoride in the water.
James Stewart as Elwood P Dowd,And George Bailey
"I was just looking at that video, I think I'm gonna take a break from watching them too. One of the top comments on the 'Crazy Feminist Gets Triggered' video was 'I want to slit that bitch throat and watch her slowly die.' If thats the kind of audience Ethan and Hila want to go for i guess.","I don't know if they realize this is the kind of audience they attract, or they just look the other way"
"$50,000... Fuck whatever a college degree is. Where do I sugn up for this?",You may want to reconsider and sugn up for a few classes...
Obama approval rating through the roof! The_Donald doesn't want this on r/all!,"If his approval ratings get high enough, he gets to take his successor's term."
Your underlying assumption about why Trump is being made fun of is incorrect. If Democrats put forward a candidate that was as buffoonish and proudly ignorant as Trump while the Republicans nominated a pretty vanilla centrist adult then comedians would be going after the Democratic nominee. The fact is that Clinton and Trump aren't equal and therefore aren't equal targets.,Get out of here with your arguments of nuance.
Magiswords that even the Warrior siblings don't want,*summons the sorcerers for hire*
Ugh hang on,/yesssssss
Your content? Didn't know shitposts can be put on YouTube too now,"XPLJESUS does shitpost a lot, but he has indeed posted a fair amount of legitimate info too."
"That one rebel banging on the door, shouting Help us! while his friends get cut down behind him. That's a horrifying image that's gonna haunt me forever.",That rebel he slammed into the ceiling was a better representation of Vader's power than all three prequels of jedi twirling their ~~batons~~ lightsabers combined.
Why does this only happen in promos?,"Shit all my games have been like that today, then add in ritos dog shit mmr system it makes for some fun games."
"What? The root word is 'phase'. Phased. Unphased. Phasing. Oh I see. The developers are European, so they used the European spelling. Sorry, I didn't realise faze was even a word.",You haven't heard of Faze clan
"I've always thought how will capitalism work when all of the jobs are automated? the effects would be far reaching, the only people who have job security are IT people... just about everything can and will be automated. What happens to our population? i think the final solution will be that governments tax businesses who automated, an automation tax. and that tax will 100% go to someone who could have had a job. a machine will still be cheaper for the company and the person will take perhaps a slight reducution in their yearly earnings but not have to work at all. all the free time that would be presented to us could be great for studying and learning, in the past freeing up working hours of the week has always led to more innovation, but im not sure its right to draw that comparison.",I think it's fine if we just let IT people rule the world.
"Article says he signed as a 6th, so a sub maybe?",or backup when subroza gets VACd
Yeah I know. I was just asking in general about the card / MSI. There are so many different cards to choose from,imo MSI is the best one.
Why doesn't u/its_epi or ubisoft ever respond to server needs?,Also bc they know it's a problem and there isn't anything they can do rn.
"I know people who studied the old test and the only thing they learned was the answers to old questions. This is **not** helpful on the wards to your patients. I purposefully did not study old test because, IMO it is cheating. After some of the tests I looked at the old tests my colleagues were studying and many of the questions were almost verbatim. I understand it is not their fault the profs weren't changing the questions, but IMO it is still ethically dubious. No judgements, just not my style.",im a wizard of the wards and i studied using old tests
"Unfortunately, he pulled out a revolver =(",Is that not right?
"Super Mario Run requires a persistent internet connection to play, no offline mode due to piracy concerns","Ah damn, I was looking forward to what is clearly the best mario game since mario 3"
That the stick on the side of the steering wheel will cause a light to flash alerting anyone nearby of your intentions to turn in a certain direction,"Nope, that's to turn on/off the front lights"
Early TS250s are points ignition. They switched to a 6v CDI on later ones. But all were flywheel magneto. (Source: got two TS250s myself),The the coils are all going to be 6V and the OP will not have much luck swapping his 12V coils in from the GS450.
"Numarul de alegatori inscrisi in registrul electoral a crescut la 18.9 milioane La alegerile parlamentare din 2012, in listele permanente au fost inscrisi 18,2 milioane de alegatori. Acum sunt 18,9 milioane. **Cresterea se datoreaza inscrierii in listele permanente a 600.000 detinatori de pasapoarte cu domiciiul in strainatate.** Cresterea numarului de alegatori inscrisi ar putea duce la o rata a participarii raportata mai mica decat in anii trecuti, chiar daca numarul celor prezenti la vot va fi acelasi. -- Mircea Kivu, fb",Si cica populatia scade drastic
Addiction is a personal decision and should be treated as such in terms of *personal responsibility*.,"Yes, and we should also throw stones at prostitutes!"
What Will Happen When Donald Trump Takes Over U.S. Drone & Targeted Assassination Program?,Rosie O'Donnell's neighbors should think about moving.
The Imperium Strikes Back,Are we just posting everything we kill these days?
Walmart website is showing Indian state of Arunachal Pradesh as part of China. This is outrageous.,so outrageous
"Why does this sub despise Roshes? If they're worn with a complimentary fit and not cargo shorts, an A&F tee, and crew socks they look fine as runners imo.",yeezy 350 ripoffs
"I used to think the same thing until a few weeks ago, where I applied a 5-year-old cream foundation I rarely used, and woke up the next day with 2 huge zits on my cheek and chin :(",Well sleeping with foundation on will probably do that to ya.
Are you high literally all the time? No? Because you're an adult with responsibilities? Well that movie wasn't for you.,True facts
"I have a dream where Tab says #fuckthepolice You don't have to dream, buddy - That's Tab's default! B ) These are golden though hahahaha",Ty.
...but DO wear underarm deodorant...,you can't have it both ways!
Motivater Henry v. MF Henry not really worth 200k+ more,But that trucking boost for your CBs
I only play casual :) so operator selection isn't done with that much strategy.,Then I get why you don't wanna play I.Q!
Trump offers Goldman Sachs President Gary Cohn directorship of National Economic Council,"But Hillary would be worse, amirite."
"Black characters, female characters, alien characters?! Ugh. No thank you. Only white male characters for Amerikkka, please.",Sounds almost as bad as Star Trek.....
The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,"A six pack, I'm gunna be super fucked."
"What a pair of heroes, wonder what their reaction would have been if it was a burly construction worker and not a woman with kids?",Or a burly software developer.
Unfortunately that will never happen. Republicans have been working for a sweep of govt offices like this and this is their shining moment to kill all the shit they've been telling people they want to kill for decades. Obamacare? Dead. The EPA? Dead. Climate Accord? Dead. Department of Education? Dead. Social Safety Nets? Dead. The hopes and dreams of the next generation? Dead.,"But hey, at least there's no more Muslims!"
"She knows it was found in China, lead by a Chinese man, right?",Even Chinese men can be white if they're male and don't hate white people
When you're suicidal and just don't give a fuck anymore...,So I'll grab my bicycle and we will go climbing in Scotland?
The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,My 5 layer burrito is now 50 layers and I have more Baja blast than I need.
"Claude Giroux last night: 2 goals and an assist, 4 shots, +3, 79% on the draw, winning 19 of 24 draws. Thats it",But he sucks and we should trade him
"I'm pretty sure I read a story about a guy who blew $10k on plex, bought a titan, and got taken out by a frigate gank squad.",Frigates couldn't hold a Titan down until some time ago though... I think parts of that story might be missing.
PM,Replied!
Melee's Golden Age: Smash History's Top 10 of 2006!,Holy shit I played dope at a LA monthly a few months back and didn't think anything of it (I got fucked up) TiL
"This will always be the case. You have to bite on something eventually. I on the other hand, refuse to buy an x34 at the moment because the x34p is right around the corner and shouldn't have the issues of the x34a. When that is out though, the next thing will be 3 months away of course.","Was browsing threads that mentioned X34s on reddit, figure I should let you know that users on OCN got info from Acer suggesting the X34P launch has been delayed until Q4 2017."
"That's backwards logic, friend. Why do you think shooters don't normally target areas that allow CC? Because a bullet in the ass is to be expected.",Didn't think I needed it... but alas
Player has managed to build a working Atari 2600 emulator in the Minecraft,Only 6 year-olds play minecraft!!
No hearing for Price after Palmeri punches,Shocking
"Slimey Crud Run is next week Sunday, Oct. 2nd. 10AM, West of Madison.",I'm planning on being there!
"I liked the first half because it was trying to be a sci fy horror film. When it tries to be a superhero film, it's horrible.",You could definitely see the Cronenberg influence that Trank talked about in the first half.
meirl,Something something iPhone 7
Jordan V Black Metallic 2016,Fuck man when I see people rock 5s this well it makes me want them but I just don't think I can pull em off
"you have to really grind the lower levels and incrementally upgrade to be able to learn it - but once you do it's fun. at higher levels you can't just mash the gas and win, you have to start playing with strategy to make the turns. of course with the top bike in the game you could easily just get it wrapped out full speed, hit a ramp, and fly over the finish line on some races.","Lol, that is fucking awesome."
"People of Reddit, why haven't we created a universal way to convey sarcasm in writing?",because that's stupid
How are you planning to invest in global warming in the long term?,some of the stuff I add every once in a while $CGW - around 2.5% of my portfolio $TAN - less than 0.5% of my portfolio I am thinking about increasing my allocation in CGW to 3% depending on the fundamentals of the underlying companies.
"More like I asked for UNFUSED Collars and cuffs and they came back fused. My ocbd has buttons spaced 4 inches apart when I asked for 3. Minor, but a bit annoying. Doesn't make the shirt unwearable though!",hmm gotcha thanks for the info!
Lytheros reaction to mvci,Can't wait for user2483 to give his take
"The new head of the Small Business Association, Linda McMahon was Trump's largest fund raiser. That is pay to play, bigly.",It's just coincidence.
Oh no nipple! Shit dude. I'll definitely have to wear my parka in the shower next time. Sorry bout that.,"How dare you be naked in a *shower*, absolutely disgusting."
New and improved: Syphilis makes comeback with unexpected drug resistance,"We need to give more antibiotics to farmers, just in case"
Nice combination of absolutely gorgeous and fucking hideous.,"agreed, nismo juke is bae but i'm not feeling the fd"
"Except in this case that's not what's going on: Trump, while he appointed Goldman Sachs members, is not *dependent* on them to nearly the same scale at all as is Clinton.","No, you're right, a multi-billionaire real estate mogul is not at all beholden to large banks."
"BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY Well, I don't want to make a mess...",But what if someone breaks the glass in a nonemergency next time?
I really like them. I just wish they were cheaper,Then they wouldn't be VIP ..
MLP all the way,[](/rppcute) I had a feeling I'd find this one under Controversial.
Reddit asking me to rate their app is like me asking for karma.,"Speaking of which, can I have some karma?"
"Yes, but, they'll do it in a way that protects anyone that's currently retired or is close. Everyone else will feel the pain.","Oh they will fuck it up for oldsters too, probably hand all that money over the Goldman Sachs, where surely it will be carefully tended to in the best interests of the citizens."
"What was your first commander deck, and how does it compare to your current deck(s)? After playing commander religiously for the past two years, I realized how much my play style has changed. My first deck was [[Atarka, World Render]] voltron. After many other decks in-between, my current deck is [[Breya, Etherium Shaper]] combo. I'm interested in how other players have evolved their play styles over time.","A quickly thrown together [[Nath of the Gilt Leaf]] Elf tribal to monogreen [[Titania, Protector of Argoth]] land destruction"
"Yeah, but lets blame it all on the humans. Typical ape lovers",It's the Liberal Ape agenda at it again!
I look at the helmet law the same as the seat belt law. I don't think anyone views that as taking away freedom. It's just some common sense safety.,Should be wearing and pull you over and fine/imprison you are such completely different things.
"Did you read/watch Alex Jones back in 2000 too? I was a huge supporter of him when the 9/11 truth leaked out. But somewhere in the Iraq war he took a turn way way way too far out for me. Saying that bush/cheny/illuminati was going to implement marshall law and extend their presidency indefinitely. Then 2008 came and went without marshall law is about when I realized Info Wars may just be hype... I'm back on the fence about supporting him today, but god damn that 2004-2005 period was just too unreal for me.",But the reason martial law wasn't implemented was because of Alex Jones and his supporters exposing it!
Service dog dials 911 during fire; saves blind owner by pulling her from house,I'm more interested in what that fucking phone looks like
"The immediate post game with RW is the only time you'll see Russellbot offline. He's overcome and choked up, bawling God is good, all the time... and then you see his eyes flicker, the PC posts, the hard-drive spins up and he's back.",He was so caught up in the moment... he didn't even finish with Go Hawks
Help setting up DDJ SB2 - don't upvote,Make sure your Headphones volume is at a reasonable level and like X1124 make sure the Cue button is lit up on the deck you're playing and also make sure you headphones are plugged into the SB2 and not the computer.
I am so confused by this post,Referring to him facin problems in squading up with friends and then lot of time to find a single game.. Is what i understand from this language i learned some of this while playing league
Groceries. I wont need to buy groceries for a while now.,For 10 whiles to be exact
"It's not exactly a calculation. You move the decimal point one digit to the left. So if your bill is $50.40, your 10% is $5.04. Not difficult at all.",And 10% is a shitty tip.
"Great tips, thanks! Would you mind if I quote you (with attribution) in a blog post?",Sure.
"Yes, * Cause people could use it as an alternate zap spell if they accidently used their arrows or zap cause of spawn damage. * Also a counter to sparky with the zap reset.(My favorite part of it) * Lastly, it could help you defeat balloons easily even though people in arena 9 don't use it that much.",Oh shit another counter to sparky the most OP card in the game.
Well some more sciencey type info that's easier to see would be nice. I assume you're using a gel type polymer to hold water on roots and do a kind of low rent outdoor hydroponics grow? Prevents evaporation and runoff loss too? If so the stuff better be super cheap and really non-toxic.,"These guys are really selling this well, so informative."
The grind is real. I guess the positive side is that i didn't dismantle the Praetorian Foil so I'll take it into the crucible and see if it still wrecks.,Spoilers: It Does
Your sample size makes me a bit skeptical.,His sample size seems OK to me.
"Regarding V4C7's Ending Most people noted the last sentence of dialogue in Chapter 7, where Qrow rhetorically asked Ruby, What's your favorite fairy tale?. Obviously this is a setup for him finally explaining the Four Maidens to some extent (perhaps not too exposing of the Ozluminati, but certainly enough to make RNJR understand what they're up against) to Ruby and perhaps RNJR as well, since they are standing right there. This will make for some delicious angst development because... **Jaune is there, and he will know/figure out what Pyrrha was talking about in V3C8, and that she felt pressured to become a Maiden**. Although if Qrow only decides to explain it to Ruby/not fully explain the Ozluminati's goals then this prediction is blown straight out of the water.","pfffffttt yeah right, he's not going anywhere with this, he's tryin' to distract Ruby while he croaks"
"Hector Olivera. He didn't have the same star power/potential as Yoan Moncada, but there were a lot of clubs who wanted to sign him. Dodgers signed him with the idea that he'd be able to contribute quickly to the club (I heard stories that Olivera was suppose to be ready to play in the MLB within weeks). Dodgers instead ship him to the Braves for Alex Wood. Olivera sucked with the Braves, got suspended and spent 10 days in jail for a DV incident and was swapped with Matt Kemp to the Padres who released him.",the worst trade in Dodgers history
"What was LeBron James' best playoff performance Factoring in importance (Elimination), pressure, odds, and overall performance, what is LeBron James best playoff game played?",The one where he was outscored by Jason Terry off the bench and scored less than 5 points in every 4th quarter...
"Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with two cardboard boxes, and *tape*.",read that in the voice of zoidberg
"Saw this in r/codcompetitive, thought I would bring it here: Think of a notable match in OG COD eSports history, but only state the map and game mode. We have to guess what match you had in mind. Credit to u/killaisgoat",Sov Dom
Weeky keys earned: Previous week: 184 Couple weeks ago: 130 This week; 999999999,"Surprised the butthurt police haven't reported this to the FBI, a swat team might be needed to take out such a reckless, immoral key-glitching thug"
All the hype for Russ vs Harden and both had trash games,Ya but... triple double!
How much is Granite elven worth? Just the elven-set without mods.,I usually see it here for between $250 on the lower end and $325 on the higher end.
"Got a friend with a pickup truck or carshare? The official way is to take it to the waste transfer depot, I think there's a $5 fee for mattresses.",It's $15 now
Have they fixed the optimization now?,"Pretty much, still a some stuttering in some places but it should run at an acceptable framerate the whole way through"
I don't understand why you would want to do this. It would mean that you would reduce build variety.,"Don't mind me, I forgot the"
"Lol, lemme just download this update that will brick my phone with no other purpose -Note 7 clingers","Forced update, unless the owner knows how to root + reject updates."
Did you even read the article? You dumb as fuck if you think that's corny.,but muh wet dreamz
"How would you want future Metroid games to present their stories? Let's just assume that Metroid isn't dead right now and in a few years we get either a worthy 2d entry from Nintendo or a Prime 4 from retro. How would you want the story to be presented. Would you want Samus to speak or remain silent? Should other characters be involved in the game or should there be total isolation? Should there be any dialogue at all? Personally I think Prime 2 did it best. It had enough isolation to feel like Metroid even with u-mos being present throughout. And the short cutscenes with bosses and dark Samus were excellent because everything that they were thinking and feeling is told through body language. The scanning was there too of course if you wanted to learn more about the planet and lore. I guess if you couldn't already tell I just want a Prime 4 lol. Tl;dr do you like the story presentation of Metroid in the style of Prime, other m, or the 2d games",Other M style.
"I get almost every question down to 2 options and seem to always choose the wrong answer. Advice When working questions I can usually narrow the answer choices down to two choices if I'm not feeling 100% confident in one answer choice. After I am reviewing my incorrect answers I have noticed a pattern that when I use the narrowing down strategy to two answers around 75% of the time I choose the wrong one. This is affecting my score greatly since I use this strategy probably on 10 questions per section. If anyone has any advice or experienced something similar to this, or can just see what I'm doing from a different perspective it would be greatly appreciated.","Just pick the one of the pair you think it isn't, problem solved."
"People are complaining about nerfing Tyrs other abilities due to his buff, just revert the buff People are going on and on about how they should nerf fearless and his 2 because of his buff, JUST REVERT THE GOD DAMN BUFF.",Or do nothing
How Deserts Should Be,Lets just make the whole map flat and pink to improve visibilty and help realism...
"Because a lot of non-spell skills have a critical strike chance which the gem is able to modify whereas a lot of other skills don't have any duration to them for Less Duration to modify. Like linking Concentrated Effect to an aura; the aura doesn't deal any damage but it does have an Area of Effect so the gem will apply, reducing the area and also applying the mana multiplier.",Less duration would modify all damage so what's your point?
What about the targeting? How do you separate people that have signs of looking for a new car ???,"As a FB marketer, that's easy"
There is a Chinese restaurant near me and all the staff are Chinese with the exception of one Brazilian guy. I would imagine that's a fairly unusual cultural mix.,"No, you're being racist"
Loading game When I go to load a game it wants me to move my sim? I have no way of cancelling the action and it won't let me select the apartment she is already living in. I don't want to restart my game over and over! Any ideas?,"I haven't seen this issue, but if you have city living maybe you got evicted from your apartment..?"
"There was that one with DK and Lifestealer, can't find it now though.",I think it was called tanks and was for 6.87
"ESPN: The odyssey of Bjergsen, part three","I dont understand why there is 3 articles about Bjergsn, but none about Dlift, Hauntzer, Svenskeren from Espn"
RIP all those who don't read this,RIP all those that do.
"I always turn the sound up for Antonidas but that's just the music. The real most powerful entrances are the legendary dragons from Classic. I dream and the world trembles, you *dare* challenge the daughter of *Deathwing*, I bring life and death, that stuff. Plus most of them have that cool music.",Alex actually says I bring life and hope
So the solution is to hand over the reigns of governemnt to an even more corrupt racist demagogue who is looking to be a putin stooge. Fuck that logic.,Who cares if a foreign government hijacked our election when someone used emails!
Just curious. Why not just use the full resolution?,the letterboxes make it feel more cinematic
I hope so. It's just a waste of airtime to have them ignore everything the anchor asks them and talk in circles.,"I hope not, this will just fuel their base' frustration with the MSM bias if they just stop talking to Trump surrogates altogether."
Sounds an awful lot like Hitler Youth to me.,Well it did say he was going to expand the SS system....
but then og just pick naga like game 1,"Nah man, PPD would've drafted perfectly and won all the tourneys bcoz he's just great."
And that's part of the problem. No one standing up to condemn this lady,They're probably pissed the fuckers cut in line too.
"Miracles undermine faith by proving the existence of the gods. Faith is necessary for salvation. Therefore miracles prevent salvation. You wouldn't want Q15 undermining people's salvation, would you?","This generation's members are so valiant, they don't need miracles like the weak people did back in Jesus' day."
The rare Tasmanian bear,BROOOOOOOOOOOO... What kind of arrows are you using?
hmm thats a hard one... did it happen at champs?,No man definetly not
"Well a lot of shit *is* more expensive out of season, but with some food people prefer to not microwave flash frozen bags of it so everyone hypes over in season stuff Like the mcrib, kinda",I'd eat a McRib for Christmas dinner.
A roleplay group I made based on a game you've probs never heard of called Danganronpa.,Danganronpa is a super niche game
Equal height. We can't have people with totally different heights getting married. Do you know how stupid that looks in pictures?,Hey hey there buddy watch it with the hate speech I'll have you know I'm in a inter-height relationship myself and if we do decide to tie the knot I won't let bigots who think that a tall guy and short girl shouldn't be together stop us
To the no. 12 guy who maxed out lightnings evade for his arena team and handed out a few ribbons Props to you on the awesome strat. Lord knows i love me some whale hunting and im happy to put a mage back on the team for the likes of you. Almost lost my streak because of you. For those looking to avoid him his lead is a Noctis and his name is 3 Korean characters the last of which looks like a 3-branched tree. I highly advise taking him on. It will point out weaknesses in your team for sure. Have you guys come across anything interesting in arena?,I haven't paid attention but...can you dodge Noctis's flasks?
"TIL When Britain changed the packaging for Tylenol to blister packs instead of bottles, suicide deaths from Tylenol overdoses declined by 43 percent. Anyone who wanted 50 pills would have to push out the pills one by one but pills in bottles can be easily dumped out and swallowed.",Just takes too damn long
"hahahaha, sucks to suck.",You speak from a place of experience
Idiot drives his family by Area 51 warning sign and gets guns drawn on them and everyone arrested.,"Am I seeing things, or are the Air Force cops at Area 51 driving a Ford Raptor?"
UK and France are starting to become less welcoming to the Jews.,"if only there was some reason why we could point to for why that is, oh well"
USE A SNAKE AS A NOOSE TO KILL YOURSELF,Same
"1. This is not an interesting picture, you're in the wrong sub 2. The red ban sign really makes it look like you're calling to ban babysitting, or that dads shouldn't babysit 3. Babysitting is just one of many responsibilities that come with parenting, so it looks like you're saying dads don't babysit and only do other parenting 4. There's no need to brag about having an opinion that everyone in reddit will agree with",Who shit in your cheerios man
Truth makes feminists break down for days,She will be successful in the world of work.
"Wow, Shizuru is so good",damn its been a long time since ive heard that name...
Couldn't they technically get around that by making a new second company just for dealing and sell to themselves?,"right, they could call the company the Tesla Dealer!"
I don't like any Kobe songs at all,the one with Tyra a banger
NA Tactics.,"Yea, funny how there were no visa issues for Sweden globals but when it comes to the US of A..."
"I think you're the new one. If a streamer has a large virgin following/ fanbase, then it's down to them to prevent and 'hate' towards their opponent. Tell me another note-worthy FIFA streamer who shows his opponents gamertag. That is literally telling his followers to send them hate. A simple change from 'show gamertag' to 'show players name' would have prevented it...",Yeah before every stream Castro LITERALLY tells his followers to send people hate
I tried making a drawing of the medic in MS paint.,I can feel the schadenfreude.
Here we go again....,"No, it was just a misunderstood victim of white oppression."
TIL sick play = opponent outplaying himself.,"Yeah the other guy was kind of derpy, probably did not realize how occulus works."
"Giving teams so many pauses is NOT working One of the best things about CS:GO for the last year has been the pace, the one pause was a big thing that you would have to conserve and use intelligently. This allowed for amazing moments and music, time for analysis. The new pauses are so bad, there is no pace in the game, it clearly doesn't give teams enough time to even say what needs to be said to win the next round, gain composure, it doesn't give players or viewers enough time. A timeout was a timeout for the audience too, after an epic round a pause being called would be the epic cooldown we need to set some pace. Please don't fuck the game up, this sucks :/",From a viewers point of view I feel like it breaks up the game and kind of kills the pace.
"Holiday panties, soft green bikini and bright red thong ;)",That's an ass I'd like to die under
Ad for OCG Maximum Crisis,"Hype for the not so good Ruler replacements, hurray."
Malie City?,Totally don't have to go there for the Main Game.
Are there any good decks using Dark Magician?,"DARK Synchro/Tzolkin HERO using Apprentice Illusion Magician as a Level 6 for Synchro and R6NK plays, and 1 copy of Dark Magician as Allure fodder."
"I was here before I was paid for being a shill, man where has the time gone??",WRONG
It would be better if its 720p to make the battery life last longer. The ppi will be high anyway due small screen. But definitely 1080p while its docked,"Nope, has to be 4K"
"The standard you weren't alive when something happened, you can't make any inferences They use this for the Grand Canyon.",But the GC is proof of the flood that destroyed the earth!
More then likely he didn't listen to the doctor that said Make sure you're using other forms of birth control until your 3 month check. It's fairly common for people to ignore that and think the snip is automatic and not understand that you have to clear the chamber and give it some time.,Ok guy that banged his wife
"You don't understand what I'm saying. The failure they are having likely is not because of a bad node with no redundancy, it's likely a cascading failure due to some combination with faulty code and a condition that didn't exist in the test environment, and rolling back without loosing transactions or other stateful and persistent data is difficult.",They should move it to the cloud
"Nuclear and Chei are okay, probably better than whats left in EU anyway, but I think it isn't worth the synergy tradeoff that Vander provided.",Depends whether you value botlane synergy (just from communication) or jungle-support synergy i guess
"That would have been useful in the title, unless you were...",Well you _clicked_ and that was the point
Life-size Star Wars X-Wing made out of 5 million Legos,hmmm... It looks like no more than a hundred legos.
"Random off topic question Sorry I know I missed off topic weekend so I understand if this gets deleted but I'm curious. I've met so many different people on the course that are from all walks of life that share a love of disc golf so my question is... What's your day job? I'll start, I'm an educational sign language interpreter",Medical laboratory worker.
What system are you getting rivals on? My crew always needs more members.,"Xbox One .... I am not worthy for a crew, I suck at the game I just like playing it ... lol"
With such dirty minds and foul mouths.,School to prison pipeline
Please R*,They would make it a Pegasus vehicle but damn I'd buy that for a dollar lol
once i possess the vinyl i can digitize it and listen to it however i like,but will it sound *as warm* as on a record player?
"Interesting that you haven't **DENIED** trying to fuck and then kill him, Throwjob42...",Not in that order!
"I saw it happen in LA - black guy at Tongva with his girlfriend's white-as-snow daughter, some busybody hipster mama gave him an earful, interrupting him no matter what he would say (until the girlfriend showed up and they left), then kept muttering about him after he was gone. Once someone decides that you and the child don't fit, there's nothing to be done about it.",That child has clearly been brainwashed to call you daddy and give you hugs and kisses!
"Driving test every 10 years? That would cost the taxpayers too much money. Build a 3000+ mile wall using as much concrete as 40 Hoover dams to keep out the 1/3 of Mexicans that that don't arrive by plane? Shit, we can totally afford that.","No, no, that isn't coming from our tax money, Mexico is paying for it."
Tony Allen scored 19 while holding Klay Thompson to 8 points on 4/14 shooting,someone should talk klay about redistributing those points
You know who else had big rallies? Hitler.,:-D
at least it looks like the pipe landed where it was supposed to! glass half empty/half full.,"I was going to say, isn't that how they normally do it?"
zzzzz,But but but double platinum with no features You just need a certain level of intelligence to get his music
Aaaaaaand I'm getting the fuck out of this thread.,lol ya because shitting un-digested food and massive amounts of bacteria is cool but uterine lining is sick and nasty xD xD XDD
"Sorry to hear you're in a bind, hopefully good things will turn around for you in Florida!","Thanks, friend!"
Drumpf = Hitler,Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people
"You are competing against people who are using mouse and keyboard, why put yourself at a handicap? They aren't going to be worse for you because of the controller. You just aren't used to mouse/keyboard yet, get used to it then you'll see how much better it is. Get a good mouse, g502 or something like that.",And make sure to disable windows mouse acceleration (pointer precision) and the mouses own acceleration if it has any.
What is wrong with his chest,Its like he has 5 extra ribs.
Imagine the motorboating...,drowned in a motorboating accident
LF1M ToO- Leave info below,Psn mescusey
Senior Facebook Employee Arrested For Allegedly Soliciting Unprotected Sex From Underage Girl,"jesus, the guy even LOOKS like Jared"
Not with that attitude!,You aren't my mom!
Can you upgrade it?,I didn't have the gold but yeah
ex-Bungie compared to 343 Industries,bungie was trash
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny,I don't know how many times I must have listened to this song when this first came out ha but I still remember the words... making lil' me proud :')
700 is Here!,I'd honestly rather Icefrog just removed techies from the fucking game so I could at least have closure RIP
'The right eye sees 30 fps',"Duh, how do you think 3d glasses work otherwise."
5 copies of MINT. Just comment your Cydia ID. (Ends in 24 hrs),Cydia 1499553 Thank you Always a fan of your work
I'm not asking to be carryied cause I'm already a good player my self I just need another player that has another ult account that's good that can help me towards gold cause I should be in gold,Of course you are buddy
Pretty sure refs can't use replays to make calls.,A rule which is clearly the product of rational thinking a desire for truth and justice.
"P2P or dedicated hosting? Hey, Quick question, is the multiplayer planned to be Peer to Peer or are there going to be dedicated servers for hosting?","Dedicated servers are actually moderately cheap and not that hard to set up nowadays and it's relatively easy to implement because it's just as if the host's player is simply absent (Factorio had funny makeshift servers where the host would stand in the world afk), so I would expect them."
Claudio Bravo red card vs Barcelona,What a save!
Which song is improved by adding up my ass after it?,Tove Lo - Habits up my ass (stay high **up my ass**)
"1) No they don't have a sub reddit to post on, it was banned for doxxing (read Reddit admins going on their sub and posting shit that they stopped mods from deleting as an excuse to get rid of them) 2) The article mentioned is not directly linked to pizzagate just asking a simple and reasonable question. Why have reputable news organisations decided to delete previously posted stories about a gang of paedophiles in Norway being arrested?",Who would imagine that when you ban something in one place it spreads to other places
"I'd rather go against someone wielding a bat. It's much more difficult, in an *actual* fight, so hit someone with a bat in a place that's going to stop them completely. It takes a lot of force to break a bone, and the average person doesn't have that strength. Also, the average person doesn't have the aim to hit you in the head, regardless of what they say. But a knife... you can just stab anywhere and be effective. The problem is a lot of people talk about fighting, but have never ACTUALLY been in one. And I'm not talking about a schoolyard brawl. I'm talking about a fight where your life is on the line. In a instance like that, trust me, you want a knife.",This I have no disagreement with.
Zieler is the worst goalkeeper in FIFA 17,Yeah man but what about Zealer?
"It IS spelt tire, but I think jail is too much for an error in an internet comment",The word you are looking for is Gaol.
I love that TBM's equate not wearing g's to going off the deep end I have no idea why but everyone in my wife's family is gossiping about how one of her cousins isn't wearing her garments anymore. Fucking boundaries. It's not normal to spread rumors about someone's underwear.,What is this boundary word I keep seeing?
I will have the cc4 for key,You'll give me a key for it?
It would be so stupid if it was Snoke.,That wouldn't made sense since Snoke is Mace Windu
"That's what Max said. In Dutch doodgereden could mean on purpose, by accident or completely outside of your fault.",It also implies he actually hit someone while driving.
"Yes. Wholeheartedly. Pale skin, black hair, nice breasts, light hair on a fat pussy, you're perfect all the way around.",Fat pussy the height of female compliments.
Would be almost impossible to say about anyone in the league these days... Seems like every day the top highlight is some dunk where the guy takes 3-4 steps. Unfortunate for the game,But it's a eurostep
yeah the level of protection needed costs more than the game profits,just add more spins to rs3 xd
No. you actually sit cross legged on the field and write your answers into the snow,And remember to dress warm!
So basically this year and he can void this upcoming offseason?,I believe so
"Is shaving off a year or two of my loan worth starting 7 years later on investments? Suppose i paid it in 10 while investing 10 years worth of extra cash somewhere. I am not trying to say you are wrong, just trying to understand",It really depends on the interest rate and your expected return on investment.
Just cleaning my k70...,"Please, someone, remove this guy's internet connection."
"There's also a Knock an enemy into your Steel Trap using Junkrat's Concussion Mine in quick or competitive play. doesn't really that it's the most effect way to play junkrat, just like beehive symmetra isn't a good way to play her. Unless you're in plat or something and your nest gets kills.",Just like getting 4 discord kills in 6 seconds can't be the right way because it is impossible
I was kidding,*oh* I missed the
"It was done by TAK/PKK. Which is a Kurdish organisation, and they're mostly not muslims. Why would you comment if you obviously don't know anything about the subject?",Because obviously all Middle Easterners are Muslims
"The smart move would be to play it to their benefit. Hell, even Trump told people in Michigan he wanted to bring back the jobs that NAFTA pushed out.","The smart move would have been to what, lie?"
"I think the point here is that it's wrong to assume. It also a bang-on commentary on how American's live in a bubble and are poorly educated about the rest of the world. Hey, I know that thing! It must be American! (Uh-oh, I said something bad about the US. Downvotes are gonna be comin at me like Patriot missiles.)",I'm pretty sure this is an America only problem.
"~~It's not ruined~~ It's *TOTALLY* ruined, I'll buy it off you for scrap for $20 + shipping","It's junk, but I'll do $30+shipping and send you the files afterwards."
Infected FB Morning Wood??,Which batch though?
I needed a spaceship for a thing,Star Fox ship!
"So, are black people not allowed to sport hair styles that are seen as universally Caucasian, or does equality not work both ways in this instance too?",ARE YOU ASUMING THAT BLACK PEOPLE *AREN'T* ALLOWED TO DO WHAT THEY WHAT THEY WANT WITH THEIR HAIR?
Nope. A polygon must always have straight sides.,What an important fact for everyone to know
lol same,same ayy lmao
"Oh my gosh, they finally built a new Goodwill Clearance Outlet here, and it is phenomenal. So many brand new clothes with tags still on for a dollar a pound or less on some days. I love it! Our old one was ok, but it was mostly disgusting pee-soaked bed sheets. The new one is clean and organized, and there are a lot of staff members to keep it that way.",You can thank all the customers for paying those employee wages
You'd think this guy could afford a sports bra.,Or two small pieces of duct tape
"Reddit hates fraternities because in reality they either were too socially awkward to grt into one, felt left out, or were too cool aka not actually cool but didnt wanna follow the hivemind. I know ill get downvoted into oblivion but whatever.",Rent a friend; join a frat.
Let's seal it with a kiss,This time I'll do things proper
Congrats guys,Thank you!
"Who do you think should be the one to finish off Xehanort? (If the series is gonna go that route that is) I honestly feel someone from the bbs trio (mostly Aqua) should do it, cuz he fucked them up pretty hard. Cuz from an obvious standpoint you'd think Sora, but then I realized, Sora hasnt actually seen the old Xehanort, plus other characters have more of a reason to fight him and the other Xehanorts.",Riku
Hi I'm Huff the WR and I have cable Hi I'm Huff the KR on special teams and I have DirecTV,I'm pretty sure all our receivers are cable
My dribbling failed so I had to improvise...worked out pretty well,"Stop lying, you did this on purpose."
"My ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can you say the same?",Imperials above us!
"Yes, of course, someone who lost the primaries by over 12% of the vote, or by almost 1,000 delegates to someone who lost the presidential campaign. What a great choice, good job Reddit.",but they rigged it by talking shit about him in private emails while those dumb low information black people in southern states could vote
I put My legs. Do I fall into this category? (They are long legs fwiw),Ableist.
"I think it's going to be party game modes such as no hud, severe weapon limitations, vehicle superiority, etc.",DREADNAUGHT SUPERIORITY
"Why the hell does it matter? The target audience of this has no idea what those slang terms mean and there isn't any actual porn in the show, so it's absolutely pointless to care.",It's there but you have to look closlier at it to see all the hidden signs.
"I will report your business to BBB LTL, FTP, I am on my laptop so i hope i don't make many mistakes. I work as a customer support for an online website which sells shoes and stuff. Our return policy is 60 days no questions asked. People sometimes contact us after 65 days for a return, our boss is not too much strict and will let it pass. We have to send the customers an authorization email so they can send back the shoes. If someone contacts us after like 80 days for a return, we always say no to that request. The policy is written on our website too. One day a lady emails me asking for a return. I check her account and see the purchase was made 8-9 months ago. I reply her telling that the 60 day return window has passed and we cannot do anything now. Telling her to order another pair for her. Lady replies threatening to report to BBB and says that she will even spread the bad word about us with her relatives and friends. I tell my boss about this, they say to make a one time exception to let her return the shoes. lol. Only thing i don't understand, why everyone threatens to spread bad reputation. Why can't they say that they themselves messed up the return window. it is not our mistake if you miss the window.",Because the customer is always right.
Chorizo (and/or ham) is produce now? lol XD,"Damn Monsanto, creating pigs that grow on trees."
Trump isn't the guy in charge,"We don't know yet, who's in charge."
Hope it's a good one!,TND logo red box.
People in Toronto are lining-up for brunch at a pop-up restaurant run by Syrian refugees,Probably got the food from the food bank.
People have actually written books about his narcissism.,I'm sure having books written about him will help his narcissism
"Whether it was intentional or not, this comment just spurred a lot of rude antireligious comments",Oh no.
Best Guardian Fighter Artifacts what are the best artifacts for a tank,New Valhalla set is pretty good.
Yeah there's a reason some people actually choose not to live in cities.,Because they're racist white-flighters!
What's does it mean when it says I'm in math making group 'gold'?,sounds like you're making some high quality math.
"Atlanta is 54% African American and 38% white. In 2011, 93% of people arrested in ATL for weed possession were black. State Sen. Vincent Fort is the only candidate out of 13 candidates running for Mayor next year with the balls to talk about this and say it is time to decriminalize. Check him out!",That's because white people don't smoke weed.... Jeez
How do you get into the chase lounge at the Inglewood forum in CA? Does having the CSR do it?,"If it it is a priority lounge, use your Priority Card"
Wow it became easier? Back in the day it was the force attack shortcut (CTRL+A?),It was always A click in dota 1 iirc.
You left out one word in your quote that kinda kills your point.,How does leaving out the word new kill my point?
But what IF they did?,"There would be no more hope for the Imperium, everyone knows Malneus Calgar is the only one that can save humanity."
Lgendaries lets goooooooo,So funny
"No worries, I was scared you would accidentally trade with the wrong person(I'm very embarrassed to admit it but I've done that by accident in the past)",Do you need Necrozma?
Why would we ever try to increase driving?,Because then there would be more parking available at home?
"First, I'm assuming that his comment references Kelleyanne Conway and not the assistant manager at the Bunny Ranch whoever that might be. I'm also assuming that it is meant as an insult as I don't believe she actually ever worked there. Insulting the opposing campaign manager is not surprising however I've heard Karl Rove and David Axelrod be called a lot of things but never the assistant manager of a whorehouse. It seems likely that particular insult was chosen only because she is a woman. It also seems like a veiled way of calling her a whore. It's nice that this person decided to add a level of deniability by only calling her the assistant manager of the whore house and not directly a whore but I think it is still pretty transparent what is meant.",It's not misogyny if it's pro Hillary though.
Makes sense. I wish they'd just make the queues longer then. If I was Riot I'd judge queue health by if people get their primary role at least 50.1% of the time. I did a straw poll last week and most people said they'd wait 9+ minutes in queue as long as they got their primary role.,Cuz Reddit totally represents most players
didnt joe rogan once say tkd is useless in a real fight and he recommended kickboxing over tkd,What would the former fear factor host know about tkd
What statement makes you roll your eyes IMMEDIATELY?,"I don't disagree with you, but..."
This was my very first build. People extremely underestimate how hard it is to build something that you have absolutely no knowledge about.,No it's easy with YouTube
What is this obsession that you people have with all things deep-fried?,You people...who are you people *triggered*
"Avatar. If unobtanium is worth that much, it must have a very important use back on Earth.","yeah I agree, land was so important so we had to kick the natives out"
Exeggutor's actually being eaten by another Exeggutor!,Now look at this neck
Those damn 10 year olds with no common sense! Humanity is doomed,I have the feeling the person who made this was born in 2006
Fans could bring guns into stadiums under proposed bill in Washington,"Alcohol, high emotions, rivalries, what could go wrong?"
why don't you better feed the children you idiots,Food is a tool of the imperialist bourgeois!
The HLTV MVP of the ECS Season 2 Finals is device,That's a lot of eco frags
Brees has games like this where he just shits the bed inexplicably every season. It's one of the reasons he wasn't really quite on the same level as Brady/Manning/Rodgers (i.e. arguably the best QB in the league) from ~2012-2014. The Falcons game from 2012 where he threw 5 picks comes to mind.,He's not top 5
I skip breakfast. Always have and always will it seems. Works well for IF but on work days I tend to have 2 tbsp of creamer in my tea around 9am.,but you'll die if you don't eat breakfast!
THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS (9-4) SWEEP THE DALLAS COWBOYS (11-2) 10-7,"WHAT DO I DO WITH MY FUCKING HANDS, WHAT IS THIS FEELING"
"Bills fan here. I can only hope. This has nothing to do with the fact I played against Bell today, honest. All is not lost though, just need 78 from Dez to get the win.",Yo Dez did us right but fumbling his only reception tonight.
Nerf Realistic AI,He was just using cams
"I feel for them. Losing a wanted pregnancy must really fucking suck. But, it's not about them anymore. It's about the unborn fetus now because they chose to dedicate their time to keeping it healthy and viable. Why let it suffer for a few hours? Why not volunteer and hold somebody else's baby for a while?",Because it's not *their* baby...
"Speaking as a Millenial, where the fuck were all these participation trophies? I've literally never received a single one, and I feel like I got shafted.",Did you participate?
"How I found this Reddit and had my life turned around TL:DR; This sub is awesome and I think you guys are A1 and you're doing RNJesus work out chere, keep it up Just wanted to say my story of how I found this specific Reddit 2 months ago: So Paper Mario Color Splash leaked, and I was wondering how, so I saw on Paper Mario Reddit that people were hacking Wii U, someone said it was straightforward enough and I know a little here and there, so I tried figuring it out but couldn't quite get it. Then a gentleman from GBATemp offered to help me, we ended up Skyping and he walked me through it and now Loadiine is my best (and only) friend! After my eyes became opened, I asked about 3DS Hacking, he said that if I'm updated to latest, then I'd have to send it out and get it Hardmodded for like $100 or buy another and figure it out, I ordered a NN3DS XL 10.7.0-32 on eBay (A site I've never used until 2 weeks ago) and it should be here Wednesday. I realized that I should've just sent my NN3DS XL out and had it done for $100, would've been cheaper but it's an enjoyable live and learn process. Anyway, I've checked all the steps, I've read the Plailect Guide, and I learned the lingo. My goal this Christmas is to give my girlfriend (Fiance if she says yes) a NN3DS XL with whatever game she wants! That's noble, right? The moral of the story is that a random stranger helped me so much and my life is different now (Shoutout to REMIXDELUXE on GBATemp!) So just saying thanks to all of you because it isn't about hacking 3DS's, this is a community, a family, and you've helped me just by being here. But if I do need help, I know where to ask, Thx again Y'ALL ARE TOO FRESH! Oh P.S. I have a NN3DSXL 11.2 w/ NinjHax :( but I have another NN3DSXL 10.7 on the way, and Cubic Ninja. Wish me LUCK!",As a speedrun enthusiast What do you mean by Random Number Jesus
"It's worse than the medic's rifle grenade in the sense that the support player can now infinitely spam both HE grenades AND gas grenades, by themselves. I have no idea what idiot at DICE decided this should given to support, much less even be in the game. We already had meme guns in the game (martini henry, kolibri, hellreigel). Why the fuck do they keep adding this garbage.",You're making it a way bigger deal than it is.
In case you missed it: Deevo's INSANE redirect in gfinity the other day,It's why he plays for FNATIC right?
"all crap, except for the '15 pandas.","Yeah those Wedge Tailed Eagles and kookaburras, nobody likes those."
"because thats totally relavent, we all know how good coldzera is.. Get outta here",yeah cause fuck everything that hasn't happened this year & last.
So the Iron Lords weren't guardians? What happens when they die? I'm not seeing any ghosts with them at all. They must be WAY more badass than guardians. We die all the time!,"If they die, they die."
Was it even possible to make it to 92 if you were born in the 1700's?,"sure, old testament people lived til their hundreds!"
Titanfall 2 PC $35 ($40-5 with amazon browser extension),Hey this will boost the population to 12 players instead of 6
And that folks is why we need the ICC.,O no but they only focus on the innocent African leaders who want to move away from the Dollar standard.
"Um, excuse me, good sir, but freedom of opinion is NOT supposed to apply to white people :o",Ummm sorry did you just assume my race (Said in the voice of someone from tumblr).... But Jokes aside you missing the
My rent for an apartment is more than what my dad pays for his mortgage.,You just need to learn to sacrifice and save more.
Crytek has removed Denuvo from The Climb,"But but but but Denovo bad, cant paly games when servers go down something something ciclejerk"
2K17 has been out for more than a month now. Smart Play button still does not work on PC. You press up on the D-Pad and the player info box just pops up. But we got 2kTv updates though. Thanks Ronnie2K.,Isn't it you press L1 (or LB) and move the stick towards 2k smart play?
Was guud bruh,What iOS you on?
"Carrie Fisher on a train in Norway, 1979 on her way to a shooting location for Empire strikes back.","Some weird perspective going on, looks like a bad photoshop."
"Investment/rental properties and divorce Does anyone have experience with the fate of a rental property purely for investment purposes in a divorce? Specifically, if one spouse solely contributed to a property with individual efforts, is the other spouse still entitled? Also, any way to prevent such a catastrophe (losing the property)?",I think it's pretty dependent on what state you're in and how good your divorce attorney is.
it should let you. I know I can do it through the God Page at least on console,"Yes, I know about it being this way in the god page but there isn't such an option in the god selection screen"
Community did their work for free but Valve doesn't sell the work (in this case: translations) back to the community for money. Got another?,"Yeah, steam is not a commercial platform for valve to earn money at all."
Or just revert back to the old shop that had zero problems. This new shop is utter trash.,but r/dota2 told me hating new shop is just old people can't handle new thing.
R/THE_DONALD HAS BEEN BANNED FROM R/ALL! The mods need to notify the members of this subreddit of this change. 30 pages of r/all and not one the_donald post.,R/T_D keeps disappearing from my r/ list and first try the app told me I had insufficient right yo view the subreddit... Stay vigilant pedes
"Wife forces a smile, forcing herself to believe, against all logic, that he will in fact be there this time. The event comes around. The child looks out to the crowd scouring for their father; they too under the strict belief that he WILL be there... Daddy promised... but alas the child's eyes find their mothers, then the empty seat where they loomed, before returning to the mother. You could see the moment the child's spirit was shattered. The mother forces the same familiar smile from that morning, now holding back the tears of disappointment and regret as she desperately tries to appear strong. Ma'am, is this seat taken? a man asks kindly, his wife in tow. No she exhaled.",And then the women pulls out all the cash to pay for their lavish lifestyle she made from just simply being a mother.
"Please, someone make a good 3rd party YouTube app...","Even if someone did, you can't sign into your account with it."
A four way six man tag? Why?,"Obviously they need a clusterfuck tag match on the card, its not wrestle kingdom without one"
"Yeah everyone in a sports administrative body has to be a registered player, can't have some pansy who doesn't know how to scrummage on a financing committee, that'd be a disaster.","We have pansies who can't scrummage refereeing matches already, so why not just go a step further."
This failed robbery attempt just keeps getting better,This is a lot more interesting when you think the guy in the red shirt is the robber on your first view.
Anybody else getting this bug?!,It happens a lot with with skype notifications.
"Aw come on, the WJ isn't *quite* minivan status yet. The new Cherokee is basically a lifted Dodge Dart, at least you can still go off road without breaking everything lol","uhh excuse me... The Cherokee is an excellent vehicle and I'll have you know the only thing that breaks is lower control arms, CVs, all electronics, shock mounts, and transfercase..."
Annnnd they are officially too old.,Why?
MFW The Countering Disinformation And Propaganda Act is basically giving CTR government level power,Noo thats not censorship thats just to fight the Russian hackers!
Because it sounds worse.,"Like, a fuckton worse."
Small Talk Monday Our weekly small talk thread. Today brought to you by the automod,Good luck to everyone else going through finals week(s)
:),"I see, so you are happy with how unhappy with the results you were then now?"