Input,Output
Doesn't this make the solution easy? Inaction also minimises the number of people dying.,Maybe...but the elipses suggest that it splits again on both tracks.
China's 'Artificial Sun' achieves fusion breakthrough,gotta love americans that think in china the CCP are a small group of people who literally control everything haha
Read the article. Then read the comments here. I literally don't have a clue whats going on in this world. I suspect i'm not alone in that either. Does anyone know what the fuck is going on here ? Apart from the fact that trump would be more open to being friendly with russia - what other motives does russia have for trump winning ? Just his destabilising effect on the US ?,"Hillary literally promised to attack Russian fighters in Syria, so that's a pretty strong motivation for them to want anyone else."
"If you have failed a driving test, how did you fail?",T-boned my instructor's car.
Student of mine was recently arrested for stabbing another kid in the throat with a golf club.,That's the most metal thing I've heard all day.
"Delete, re-post, and try again, if you want this to get back up to the top of the queue. Did you use imgur...?","Will do when I get a more stable connection, and no, uploaded directly through reddit"
I'm pretty sure it's; If anyone slaps you on the right cheek - COUNTER-PUNCH!,Falcon pauwwwwnch!
Anyone else hates that flying is coming back? ^,Can't come soon enough.
If i'm renting a basement apartment (because cheap) does that mean I'm a Paladin IRL?,Only if you own at least one fedora and a sword cane.
"Neither was Iron Man, but they worked that out.","If anything, This easy easier to do with Reynolds."
This is how you properly Borderlands theme a case mod,It's so real.... yet it looks fake?
how much signups you need?,"I'm not buying anything in particular, so I guess unlimited."
"If they ruin my fantastic straight musclebae, i'm going to find you with my particular set of skills.",ruin?
"Yes, I saw that. Ridiculous. I'll say it...Fuck my flair. Go Morgan. Last of the BSers, Last of the Longshots!!!",Let's go!
"Why does Riot hate old women? Riot, your ageism and sexism is showing. And it does not smell good. With the release of Ivern, another old man champion, it has come to my attention yet again that Riot has not released a single old woman champ. So old men champions (braum, zilean, etc) are okay but league doesnt have a single old woman champ? Shows how sexism and ageism, a nasty combination, is rampant in League's champion base. Society already deems old women invisible and Riot seems to think so too. Shame on you Riot. Keep perpetuating this cocktail of blatant sexism-ageism please! (Btw dont try to tell me Lissandra is old. Her lore deems her old but her body and voice most certainly do not resemble an old female.)",This shitpost is not even laughable
"What is wrong with Klay Thompson's consistency? Some games he does good and some he does TERRIBLE. The first game he had only 11 points and missed 5 threes out of 6. He also missed 8 shots on 13 tries. He then sparks up for a good 28 points in which he scored most of his points from the mid-range however, he missed 7 threes on 9 attempts. He used to be a dead-eye shooter from long range being very consistent but something is wrong. The next four games shows that he's not the same as last year because he's scoring under 20 and missing MANY of his threes. The highest point total he has had in his last 4 is 18 and the rest is 14 or below. What do you guys think is causing this?",No more moving Bogut screens
Weird question... is it a republican or democrat state?,Extremely Republican
"No, but closing streets and generally causing unnecessary problems is a really good way to ruin your point. I'm not some all lives matter asshole, but if I was higher up in organizing BLM, I would be embarrassed.","Golly, I wish protests weren't so damn inconvenient for everyone else."
"Interesting, so Polish GROM instead of the leaked Israel. Still sad there's no SASR :(","I feel ya m8, I'd hoped to see some Australian ctu's, but I'm glad that we got Poland instead of Israel."
Draymond was screaming at everyone tonight. This teams defensive and rebounding problems are real,Yeah but who needs real 5's when you've got a KD
So straight people aren't allowed to support equality now?? I'm confused..,No all straight people are horrible homophobes and should be put down duh
Sleep. It's the only time I'm OK with feeling nothing.,Agreed.
100% this. How do they not get this.,They're hypocritic pieces of shit.
Storage area for trash /recycle,How do you protect your stash from the pandas though?
You can't do that it's against the rules!,"OI you didn't get the joke on the other thread where I said cunt, what gives man, it totally didn't sound like I was calling the OP of that thread a cunt."
"When i saw this post, my first thought was this guy reads xkcd",I honestly thought that Randall was a Redditor at that point...
Chinchompa pkers meet their doom,vestfold v2
Researchers And Politicians Slam The War On Drugs As A Failure,It is successful as a boogeyman by you know who.
I'm paranoid of exactly that scenario when biking alongside stop-and-go traffic like that.,"That or some passenger deciding to jump out, dooring you."
Some call me a gaming god...,I want to know how badly you cheated to accomplish this.
"Downloaded MW4 Remastered on PS4 question. So I downloaded the multiplayer first, but when I load it it says I need to download the whole thing to play online. Am I doing something wrong or what's the point in asking me what I want to download first?",Infinity Ward release Modern Warfare 4?
not the first time vinny mac would prefer a big muscle bound guy for a great wrestler. im surprised that johnny ace would be interested in so many good japanese wrestlers. the only thing i know about him as a wwe executive is the rants corny does about him.,Johnny Ace created the cutter you heathen
"This was obvious as fuck, it was obvious from the get go that guy was going to shoot the place up. Talk about heavy handed.",Lol I didn't look at the uploader or anything and when the guy walks in with a gun I was pretty shocked... then just like.. wtf..
Those are charges.,"And MK's Jingu Bang are charges too, except they're expended."
"Is Tyger a girl or boy? The correct answer is, Why does it fucking matter??? I'm sorry but some of the comments I've seen in the twitch chat and youtube chat is absolutely disgusting. Why are so many people so obsessed with this? It shouldn't matter at all. You know what matters? If she can actually cast. And you know what? She can. Is she perfect? No. But who is. I personal think she has A LOT of talent. She has game knowledge, she doesn't fall over her words, she's coherent, has excitement in her voice at the right times, she works off the other casters well, and this is only her second day casting officially for Hi-Rez. Stop worrying so much about her gender and more about the fact we have a awesome chick caster. Hi-Rez is constantly breaking down barriers and I love them for that. I for one am super excited to see her grow and learn with some of the best casters in the business. Congratulations to Tyger for her hard work and dedication to make it this far, I hope to see you go even farther and I'm here to support you! P.S. sorry in advance for the click bait, just wanted to get a point across.",He told us he is a grill in his twitter account.these people today smh.
Look outside of reddit.,"Your point, if you had one, eludes me."
What rules has your cat set in your household?,-no sitting on my chair ever even if I'm nowhere near it -I must sniff every bag of groceries thoroughly before you touch them -if I leave the room you have to follow me to see where we're going or else I'll sit on the floor and howl until you come
Damian Lillard Deep 3 Vs Mavs,HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE YOU ARE XIMO!
"I don't feel any of the fanservice is unnecessary, it all fits into place. If you're the kind of person who says any kind of booby bounce or panty flash is unacceptable no matter the context then you won't like it. If you say I don't mind service as long as it's well placed then you probably would like it. It just depends.",I don't mind fan service but if thats all a show has going for it i might as well just watch porn
J. Defoe scores against Arsenal (1-1),Fantasy league gem
Hey! I'm interested too.,Will send the details
"Large discrepancy in exit polling data conducted by Edison Research beyond the margin of error in NC, PA, WI, and FL","Given how many posts I saw here from both Sanders and Trump supporters citing exit polls as proof of fraud from the Clinton camp, I'd love to see what they have to say about this."
"Free Construction stuff ? So, I logged in today and as soon as I loaded in I started getting popups saying stuff got unlocked, out of the blue. * Spear Turret (short one) * Lumafiber wall * Repair Module * Re-enforcement module * Banner & more At first I thought it was Daybreak making construction more accessible to new players, but they would not give cosmetic stuff out for free (Lumafiber walls) so im guessing its a bug",I think DBG finally decided to do Free Construction Weekend because new players cannot buy any construction stuff since those cert prices are too expensive
Did someone surgically remove your ability to understand humour?,It's kinda hard with the amount of dumbasses on reddit that believe in the horseshit theory.
Why do we play absolute shit only at the Staples Center,All those years losing in Kobe's house still haunting your team
NASA observes that India might be sending its toxic smoke to Pakistan and Pakistan media has already called it 'official'.,This Darindar Mudi and Endia's idea of asymmetric warfare!
QC this 424 Armband,"if you need to LC an armband, it's not meant for you."
"What makes you think that valve mindlessly followed reddit suggestions? Im pretty sure that valve treats us as overly emotional customers and takes every word we say with a heaping of salt. Obviously valve saw what we had to say, but then they discussed it among themselves and took it from there. Reddit may have alerted valve of a potential problem, but valve alone decided that it needed fixing in the first place.","leave op he obviously knows better than you, he's not a whiny redditor after all"
"If this gets 10 likes, invaderzz has to play a bootleg FNAF game on the iPad.",Doesn't this go against Inter-Galactic Reddit Law?
new to xbox one and its pissing me off,Setting the console as your home Xbox solves like at least half your problems.
Welcome to right wing 'Murrca where owning guns is a right and being educated is a privilege.,"There's no societal benefit to having an educated society, after all."
Just the face of failure.,"Forreal, she is a disgrace, 30 years of career politics and can't even lie properly and display a pokerface, i was a better liar at 13."
Buy a Samsung and enjoy your showers with your phone! At least I do with my S7.,Probably a good place to use an S7 Note.
They could have just added stairs to each level in the middle. It really wouldn't have been that expensive,"Yeah, it's easier to walk down 5 flights of stairs, cross the courtyard, and walk 5 flights back up again, compared to just staying on your level and walking around the middle."
"I'll take one, unfortunately I don't have any BF1 codes but if I come across one Bc monster is like crack to me , I'll give it to you.",Sending you a code :) Could you upvote the post?
You can't possibly be serious. This is like self paradoy,"As long as my news comes from some fly by night internet blog, I know I am right."
Where is this girl from? I recognize this,"She looks so familiar, and I don't understand Spanish."
1st good set for Underlord that makes him feel like a real lord.,Gib
"You're sure a shit using TCP/IP (1970s) and DNS (1983) to send and receive all that HTTP (1989) information via the internet. You might have just received an email sent via SMTP (1982). I'm chatting on IRC (1988) after connecting via SSH (1995). Also I'm using HTTPS (1994) to download your text, not HTTP. But who'd let history get in the way of details.",No true patriot would ever let history or details get in the way!
"Yep, and then Pam responds by saying, Pan?","In that episode, while speaking to Pam, Dwight (being moderately to severely concussed) says Okay, see you later, Pan."
"I prefer the write a SO post debugging method. It's basically the exact same thing, except you don't need to procure a duck. Seriously can't tell how many times I've typed up a huge question, only to realize my mistake and then just Ctrl-W in shame.",You mean you don't do 3 circles around the tab x to close it?
Who died and made you king of obstacle courses?,King frederick of oobstackle of course.
"The difference is Charlie and his OC played to the individual QBs strengths. Gus seemed to play the, they'll *NEVER* expect this! card by having the running QB throw it and the throwing QB run it.",And the QB that can't do either played at the redzone.
"This Iranian boy has cancer, yet his teacher comes to visit him everyday in hospital to fill him in on what he has missed at school","I suppose he is getting overtime pay from the ransom money America paid his horrible, degenerate, extremist nation."
What's your pb's and for what stroke and distance? Interested to see the level of Reddit swimmers we have My main ones are (long course / 50m) 50 free - 26.97 100 free - 59.97 200 free - 2:15.41,Scy 50 free - 33.xy 100 free - 1:16.xy 200 free - 3:08.xy Sophomore in hs (I know that my times suck)
mhm Can someone test it out with a nomrla lvl 1 special ichigo? I'm curious to how much dmg his special will deal with no amplifications,Mine deals a bar and a half
Baby who hates barrettes = trans boy; questioning sterilization of 11 year-olds same as denying cancer treatment,Why aren't they scanning children's brains?
This will be a good thing if it provides some accurate information i.e. stops the trans lobby wildly exaggerating numbers of deaths.,good luck with that.
Everyone owns a PC. Its just a matter of what OS is running on it.,"Yeah yeah, sourry sourry I meant my forced-windows-10 master PC race propaganda machine."
"Adam Gase literally just said he was doing away with the committee this week. Ajayi got a bulk of the carries last week, seems likely that he's the 2-down/goal liine guy with Drake coming in on third.",Didn't Damien Williams start over Ajayi last week?
I've said it before: republicans are pro-climate change because they want sea levels to rise - then there will be no dem districts left.,That would be quite the long con.
I've got some extras if you want one bro. hmu,Can you give me one?
Are two-sided shitstorms twice better than one-sided ones?,Sounds like a shit tornado
"Lol no it won't, it's water resistant to 3 ft, not waterproof.",It'll be fine if it's in 6 feet of water for like 4 second until you get out though
Over at the_donald they are openly trying to brigade online polls about who won.,That's nothing new.
A pussy grab is now appropriate.,A pussy grab is always appropriate for Diddlin' Donny.
"Am I the only one that just doesn't buy the 5 million figure? I mean, Chicago metro area is less than 10 million, and while I'm sure people came from all over the midwest, there would have to be a significant portion of that 5 million coming from the city itself","I'm in Chicago, people dropped everything"
I thought Biden said he didn't want to run?,"Hillary's body is telling her it doesn't want to run, but she isn't listening."
Dude I was eating,"There's no telling when her true form is revealed, this is merely preparation - I apologize, but it is necessary for you to know what we are in for, hiss!"
"TIL of the Horseshoe Theory. The idea is that the political spectrum isn't a line, it's more of a horseshoe shape. The extreme ends of the left and right are more similar to each other than moderate left and moderate right.",fascists divide themselves into two categories: fascists and antifascists - Ennio Flaiano
McGregor heading back to MSG to carry the tri colour for Mick Conlan on his pro boxing debut,Conor has lunchboxes for hands.
This perfect cluster of apples,This is the first time I've seen a real apple still on the tree it came from.
Downvote and move on guys.,If you insist.
"Ooh, sassy. I like this one.",The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Or Trump and flag burning.,Or Trump and prosecuting Hillary Clinton.
You're either an idiot or a troll. Why should we care?,Why not both?
"I openly despise feta cheese. Love every other cheese, but if you wanna ruin a possibly good dish.. add feta",But it's betta with feta
"First ever pair of NMD's, thoughts?","Prefer pk, but these are still dope!"
Barry lies.,"lol, no way."
I don't know why people think my tech academy is weird.,OP be honest are you the no fun allowed faggot hanging out to the left?
What sort of thought process results in this?,"the water is just below the pavement, if you're not familiar with the area you might not realise there's a large dip in the road."
Favorite Razor and Soap What is your favorite razor and soap?,Gillette Tech and MLS Kraken or Cape Verde
Grandma isn't really wrong...that's why we love her.,lol you think Obama is a radical marxist?
Ronnie pickering,Who?
.$witty_remark,.$shitty_pun.
OBAMA*IS*THE*FOUNDER*OF*ISIS,I'm Obama basically
"This is what you get when you allow a retired major from Kent, an EDL chav from Luton, and some scaffolders from Essex dictate economic policy for the nation.",And this is the toffee-nosed response you get from someone called Lavinia.
LSD and DMT........woke,/uj this sounds fucking terrifying /rj #ASCEND
YES! so excited for Jan. 20. so excited to see the elite and their families locked away where they belong like the rats that they are. we can NOT let Shillery Cuntton take our victory away from us.,"yeah, trump isnt part of the elites or anything."
Knights of Prosperity: Robbing Lenny Kravitz. (I miss this show),Principal Lewis never changes.
"I didn't think it did, but good to know.",Samsungs have had OIS since the S6.
Buy stock in antidepressants and booze now!,Way to support Big Pharma and the anti pot legalization lobby pleb.
My owner moved me across the country :/ Didn't even shut me down before he unplugged me :(,#BOTLIVESMATTER
"Well, I went there and it's really important to me that you believe me",flint doesn't count :(
"Im currently Lv 46 and im looking at 70-80 to stop at. What i meant with waiting till next month is, isnt it cheaper to Lv up during that time.","maybe at the the very very very end of sale when everyones trying to dump all the expiring cards, but other than that the card prices dont go down in price at all other than the sale cards wich start high 50-24c then drop to 15c first day of sale til close to end then hover around 9c at end of sale"
How could the butt dyno even notice the difference of 5-10 hp in a car with 300+hp?,"Idk but it felt quicker somehow, broke traction at higher speeds than it did previously"
I'm kind of afraid to.,I mean you can't make it worse
best Shotgun for the raid ? I just got my outbreak prime which means no more exotic sword . So Im looking for a new captain killer. Any suggestions ?,"Matador will stagger them with every shot once shield is down, making your captain killing experience a safe one."
"Man, that Fnatic vs ZeroPanda series was insane. Such good games",I agree so much... Watching fnatic has been the highlight of the event for me... I didn't know much about them before.
Match Thread: : West Ham United vs Sunderland,Ace stream?
He went to Aston Villa.,thx
"Paying Marcell, another Whaley mistake","Yep, just let him walk, good idea"
excuse me what did you say about misato,I love you guys.
"Oh my god, they have so many Rick and Morty voice actors.",maybe because Roiland is 80% of rick and morty voice actors and he made the game?
"If you put the most battle hardened special ops dudes back during the dinosaur days, I wonder how long they survived without being killed by a pack of wild raptors.",How much ammo do they have?
Hell yea thats what it's all about! Get ready tiggers y'all gonna have him come in an tear it up in dumb valley we get tiger for thanks giving an y'all just gonna give more excuses bout the refs lol,Lmao
"just a personal PSA: sooner than later we should begin contemplating what a shrinking church actually means. I don't have any family in the church so it's not as big a deal for me, but i still want the best for everyone. while I don't claim to be able to predict with certainty what a shrinking church would mean tangibly i think that some things are probable that may be dangerous or detrimental to members which would be people's families here. i was already all the way out but it was still a big revelation to realize that the no paid clergy was a weaselly deception, that the guys at the top get paid with stipends and expense accounts that merely just skirt the US legal definition of income. even recently i saw a church web video where they said no paid local clergy which was not what i heard when i joined, i heard everyone was a volunteer, they just recruited from those who planned well for retirement. if the church shrinks significantly it'd be fair to assume that the funds to the GAs and such would decline significantly as well. even as someone with no family, just friends and their families, in the church it's scary to postutlate how the church is likely to react. they're likely to not want to take a pay cut. and as such i would would predict a few things. 1. they will lean harder on the remaining membership for tithing and fast sunday offerings and whatever other member fees there are. significantly so, and unpleasantly sometimes. i would expect alot of anecdotes about high rollers (and not so high rollers) giving extra to church programs. i would expect more emphasis placed on kids incomes. and less leeway about what figure you use as your base from which you take your tenth. and i'd expect they'd lean on members for straight labor that could be used in lieu of spending like cleaning church buildings. 2. simultaneously they'll likely deny or hide the extent of the shrinkage. and as part of doing so may maintain levels of conspicuous spending like temple construction, while saving money by cutting less visible expenses, like scouting trips or bishops' storehouse. their attempts to hide any decline may even result in outright lies about international growth. 3. there may be attempts especially in mormon country to corral and increase members spending at certain businesses that the church has a stake in. 4. they may start pushing people to have more kids and sooner. not that they don't already but it may get uglier. these things have the potential to really make members' lives worse, and it would be better for us to get out infront of it before it starts happening to our loved ones.",One only need look at the SBC.
Clean gun zero-to-death,your teammate is just watching you like hoooly shit
Kraft singles. Just... **ECH**,"With certain recipes they are the best (but only the kind that are actually cheese, not that cheesefood shit, there is a difference)."
I think that's my favourite part :),What else is there to this?
The deadline is the 4th of January. I would only contact them if it hasn't been disbursed by then,Okay Thanks.
"Ironically, I do a better job as Tracer on defense than offense.",Flair checks out :P
"As someone who write poetry, FUCK YOU. Making fun of someone for expressing themselves is weak.",Haha poetry is gay
"It'd be broken as hell, but I'd also love to have access to the smart pistol for an entire playthrough.",I mean BT had it in his head all along
Simple Springtrap render,''Simple'' ''S I M P L E'' i fuckin hate you
So 5 Ghz WiFi works fine?,"It should, yes."
i know they are (because i love smash bros) but im pretty sure he's one of those smash fans who praise melee like if it was the Second Coming of Jesus Christ,Well it is.
candy cane dildos they exist,Why the comments should have never been made | Vampire Rants #10
"The non gameplay part of HCT should be streamed at 30 or 24fps. At 60 it looks amateurish, that's why most championships are aired at 24/30fps.",found the console peasant
Any movie more than another?,Jupiter Ascending
"What do you think is going to happen to r/ainbow after this election? Will the constant political bickering die down, or will it just take another form?",It'll probably go back to being the bickering between Respectability LGBTers and Direct Action Queers.
Using a better RDBMS would be the correct solution anyway...,"Hey, TSQL developer here - be quiet :p"
Man drives through crowd of Columbus Day protesters,Too much White terrorism in the US.
"Helm: Hidden Shoulder: Hidden Cape: Hidden Chest: Chestguard of Insidious Desire Wrist: Anything Hand: Grips of the chosen dead Belt: Wild Gladiator's Belt of Cruelty Legs: Proto-hide Leggings Feet: Boots of the chosen dead MH: Wild Gladiator's Mageblade (sunfire enchant) OH: Warmongering Gladiator's Mageblade (Icy chill enchant) There you go guys, thanks for the love!","Sigh.. If you're using the ingame apperance list, the hands are Gloves of Issued Challenge and boots are Moccasins of Silent Passage."
Anyone still on the oil train?,"Missed my stop north of $25 on the $SUN train this morning, trying to decide if I should cut profits right at the $1K UBTI threshold or hold until next year and fuck my taxes up properly"
"How to keep MacBook awake in clamshell mode Looking for a way to keep my MacBook awake during clamshell mode. I have it hooked up to a KVM and frequently switch off, but I'd like to keep the MacBook awake, mainly to keep Spotify running while I'm on my other machine. I've tried Caffeine, NoSleep, and something called Insomniax. I'm running a 2013 MacBook Pro Retina with macOS Sierra.","In clamshell mode when there's no video monitor detected (ie, you've switched away from the MBP's video) then there's nothing that will keep it awake."
"Honestly? The country was legit in the best shape I can recall it being in in the first half of the year. The country was still impoverished, sure, but there were enough macroeconomic signs that we'd turned a corner. Things were getting better, but Duterte managed to convince enough people that we were on the highway to a drug apocalypse. It's... I love my country, but it seems to have just gone insane over the past few months.",People are just sick of the corruption
Any reasonable liberal is supporting Clinton in this race. Any Bernie supporter who switched to Trump is either an idiot or imaginary.,"Ah yes, the reduction of problems into bite size If this, then they're that solutions."
"Now that the election is over I (your libertarian friend up north in Candanavia) have a question for all my fellow freedom lovers down south. So I have long felt that the canadian libertarian party has sold out its values has been corrupted by special interests and all and all is basically in my eyes now acting in the same authoritarian way the major parties in Canada have (shutting down freedom of speech thought policing and just in general saying and doing very un-libertarian things in my eyes). So my question for you guys is do you feel the same thing about your party in the US? I only ask because as an outside observer it does seem that way. Gary Johnson did a horrible job as a candidate (towing the mainstream media line on Trump, speaking with his tongue in his mouth, the now infamous Aleppo moment and he seemed absolutely stoned to the gills at all times). I also feel the only reason he was getting any attention was that the Trump media monster (that was first created by the MSM itself) was rolling fast and furious. The media lost control of the narrative and all of a sudden Gary Johnson is all over network news. Then we have Bill Weld who flat out endorsed Hillary by the end. (Something even green party leader Jill Stein would not do when she said voting for Hillary is voting for WW3). Of course I don't live in the states so I can't verify what the actual climate is for the boots on the ground so to speak. All I know is that from this libertarian north of the 49th something sure smells fishy to me. So I ask again. Has the US libertarian party sold out?",My only problem is the way he handled interviews
"Like the Quaker dipped ones, they're still bomb af though","Yes, candy is tasty."
"Kid named Rowdy. Super nice kindergartener. Wondered why the hell his name was Rowdy. Met his mom. Dad was MIA. Lived with grandma. In a hoarder-house and they smoked inside with the window closed. He graduated last spring. Saw him walking in the rain at 9 am - not sure where he was headed, but all I could think was he was headed in the wrong direction. :(",Sounds like a great opener to a short story.
PlayStation VR Review (PSVR),"I can't wait till PES (or, sigh, FIFA) become playable with PSVR... and I can just hover over the sideline in a full stadium while playing the game."
I'm deeply concerned as to who in the **Environmental Protection Agency** *doesn't* acknowledge climate change.,Trump's appointment to LEAD it.
"Rotating House, extreme way to control the sun ;) (not english)",AKA Maintenance Nightmare.
"I mean, if you really think about it, it makes sense that an experimental gun may not work sometimes. Instead of calling it a bug, they should call it a perk.","it's not a bug, it's a feature"
"I'm pretty sure she didn't marry him for his looks, his personality, or his sexual prowess, so I imagine there was a different motivation.",Intellect?
Carphone Warehouse launching a campaign with the slogan We're Pro Choice! WTF?,Ugh eww
A game of swords?,Second floor basement?
Hell of a throw.,Not Because Girl hahahahahahahahahaha
"I do vitality, endurance, strength, and dexterity all evenly. Works for me.",What about my 99 points in resistance?
feewing ugwy,Memegod's memeing powers seem awfully limited
Great commentary on ATM's on my Facebook feed,$3 is robbery when your account balance is$21.83 and your ride is on E
Nothing will bring me more joy than to hear Beat LA once again.,Go to a clippers game
They argued that being a cuckold was part of a normal healthy sexual relationship a few days ago. I'm not even kidding,Its like they are self aware and just fucking with us.
Metal Gear Solid isn't a fucking anime,For u
This is historic. A victory for a candidate with a major lack of support In his own party will either destroy the republican party or force it to lose a large number of its members. And a loss for the Democratic candidate who should have been the gimme candidate shows the massive lack of support for the Democrats as well. I'm hoping some third parties step the fuck up.,And yet everyone around me thinks all the Republicans are fully in accord with Trump and will have full control over the government now.
"Hearthstone, Minecraft and KOTOR are not iOS games. They have ports on iOS, but we're not made for it",The guy literally JUST said how everyone unfairly dismisses iOS games that are ported from consoles and PCs and then you unfairly dismiss games for being ports.
Why meditation is very important (short and simple) Prolonged Porn use has been proven to decrease the brains grey matter. Meditation has been proven to increase grey matter. It was proven in studies that actually examined the brains of porn users and meditators... A quick Google search is all you need to find the studies Grey matter is important for cognitive function and emotions.. including pleasure and happiness,How to meditate?
Thats what i just said.,"as in, they just don't care about crosshair customization."
"To be fair, dayz has been in alpha for what, 4-5 years? Gotta give them some credit though, it is starting to get pulled together.",3 years... See lol
P,U
I had it drop last week. 2/10 does not make me look fab.,"Good thing you arent a Hunter, and it doesnt matter."
No love for the ninjas?,"They are the fastest already, the other classes battle out for second"
"Trump, Conservatives Silent After Latest Cop Killer ID'd as White Man",big freaking suprise.
Liverpool and Palace are playing in the best game of the season and you are watching Nicolas Cage?,"It could be worse, Twilight is on ITV2 at the mo."
Top Kek Utah?,The kekiest of Utahs
There needs to be a good term for a person who has sex with someone knowing they have a SO,Jody.
Where did she actually advocate for open borders? Sheesh.,Right before her Satanic Rituals
BuzzFeed Snapchat at it again...,"lol that writer is too incompetent to space these things correctly, all the minuses have a different spacing."
"When Disney bought out Pixar, John Lasseter from Pixar became Chief Creative Officer over Disney Animation Studios. So Disney did become more like Pixar. As head of both now, he brings them closer together.",Disney only bought Pixar in a technical sense...the deal involved a massive amount of Disney stock and afterward Jobs and his folks ended up with massive influence which at least IMHO has reshaped the parent company in very positive ways.
Here's another in case of shill attempts at fraud,A clear case of bigoted photoshop.
Titanfall: Frontline Gameplay,Why does the mobile game offer us the option to play as the IMC and not the actual game?
LOL Hillary's campaign is about 'stronger together' and unity ... She's called half of the country deplorable! HAHA this guy is a crack-up!,"Seriously how can he say that DT's campaign is about himself when his tag line is literally MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN he wants a better future for all Americans, not just the ones that support him."
The best birthday gift I've ever received!,I initially read it as ilo y v oue
"This is probably the best answer, the main reason I'm depressed is because of lack of friends",Wanna hang out?
At least have his ult hit minions. Normally you're not going to use your ult on a minion lane but it just feels weird that it does nothing to them :/,We can't have instant wave clear now can we :/
secret tip artemis player,Don't worry I sent a support ticket to get it fixed <3
SKT-T1 vs ROX Tigers / Game 4 / Post-Match Discussion,Who cares about MF pick anymore Bengi played NIDALEE!
Dark Doo.,Unkindoodled
Nah it's fine. I was just taking a jab at ya.,You may have just be jabbing but I truly hate him with all of my soul and being so badly I can't see straight.
"I feel threatened. This is a threat. I am perceiving this as a call for genocide. Salon must be delegitimize as a news source. Legalpedes, what can we do about this? This isn't just hate speech, this is a direct threat",I shoot back
WAKE ME UP INSIDE,CAN'T WAKE UP
How does voter ID legislation impact absentee ballots?,"Easy, he didn't read the article."
Pole-dancing float in Jacksonville Christmas parade raises eyebrows,Something... something... North Pole!
The Fostering Connections Act of 2008 already requires states to keep siblings together.,You wanna write him a public letter explaining the state law?
Odds on Burr using this as an excuse to try and cram more cybersecurity bullshit through Congress?,"If people considered their privacy like their gun rights... oh, who am I fooling?"
Mayberry license plates showing Andy and Opie may be coming to N.C.,"Surprisingly, I *like* this license plate logo better than the new NC logo."
Soon.,Moon.
"...Didn't he do all those other things, though? He's looking way better these days.",Nah he is just so fat he collapsed in on him self forming a black hole in which hl3 will never escape
TIL James Cameron took good friend Guillermo del Toro to a bank and withdrew $1 million in cash to pay the ransom for the safe return of his kidnapped father,That article is so badly written I scarcely find it plausible
"My ancient desktop calculator blew up and went viral on a repost yesterday. Somebody asked what boobies looked like on it, so, here's that..",That Donnie Darko font tho
Actual Jake Stein is wondering if he would like to do an AMA on this subreddit!,Do it
I guess you could say I love shotguns...,Dat accuracy doe
Don't jinx it..,"well, looks like he did"
what song is she humming?,Pink panther
"Just found this, still accurate",What's the idea behind the Thomas The Train/Pleb face?
Josh or Melvin? Probably Sanders either way though,Sorry josh
"I like letting the 3 in Weak3n be free to go wherever it chooses to, when I'm typing it haha",I believe the 3 needs to find time to to improve as a letter if it wants to be in a competitive environment such as 'Weak3n'.
Which Droid is yours?,"I'll take HK-47, thank you."
"Did you watch gameplay of her? Did you look at her abilities? She counter everyone u listed pretty hard. Her effective range is the same as Soldier 76 according to a gamedeveloper that talked on Unitlost stream. She is designed to kill people alone, so her dmg isnt low. She will defenatily change the meta you see today. If they dont nerf her to the ground on the ptr :)",Her damage didn't look good enough to replace McCree or Genji.
No! Just no. If this ever happens it will be a sad day for the RPG genre.,What rpg?
Hundreds of far-right protesters have marched through Berlin calling for Chancellor Angela Merkel to be removed from office. Police accompanied the protest forcibly removing a blockade staged by far-left counter-demonstrators,Wait... I thought Europe was basically Eden and we were primitives by comparison... What could they possibly be mad about?
"Latinos are hard to poll, because of the language barrier. FiveThirtyEight doesn't accurately capture them.","OK, you're adding even more to the confusion I'm talking about"
"Even a new product costs apple about $250, not $750.","Sure, no dispute it's less than retail obviously."
I created a simple comparison between an all Apple solution and a non Apple solution.,But...... FinalCutProX I neeeeeeeed it
"Just to clarify are the Hubologists in Fallout 4 a part of the main group, or are they a different sect that branched out from the main body?","From what I can tell they don't have anything to do with Fallout 2's hubologists, they both read the same (pre war) book and decided it was true"
"Hahahaha, no, not really. It's wanting living creatures in your ass.",I am so glad I didn't google it
They look ridiculous?,"Disagree wholeheartedly, especially on a body like that :D"
Globalism is poison. Borders and national unity are important.,"Because countries don't ever export or import anything and only have ~~strong independent~~ self-sufficient state-of-the-art economies like Best Korea who don't need no other countries, overseas investments aren't something anyone ever heard of and I'd rather have dem strong bowdahs and nashunal ahdentehtey than dem evil corporashunz not giving their moniez away, fuck finance and economics and sheit, who need dat"
"Peter Jok This guy can definitely score in college, there is no doubt about that. But is he good enough to get drafted this year? If he does get drafted where? How good could he be?",I'm thinking late first or second round.
"Hitpoints are a game mechanic that can't usually be translated to WWW to begin with, healing items are an extension of that. I think most people assume that video game characters don't canonically take any significant injuries that aren't in cutscenes or plot points etc.",I've always been of the opinion that if damage taken in the game isn't in a cutscene or otherwise isn't shown on the player-character (batman's suit in the Arkham games shows battle damage as he progresses showing he's taking a beating throughout the night) then they didn't actually take damage.
"These both are cool, but I want to upgrade my already low button count, just can't decide if I really need the 12 buttons or just one with 6 as I said in my post, we don't have that many spells anymore :(",Naga Hex seems a good pick then
"With Norway being a NATO member, I wonder what the news here is.",Found one of those guys who only read headlines
But who watches the guy who watches?,"Not now, Jin-Yang!"
Learning mathematics up through calculus on Khan Academy.,Patrickjmt
Did u all reach your goal? I reached it and you?,"Can't reach bronze V, stuck in gold ... Good team every time, fuck"
Is that a joke? You think Jordan or Kareem had to say I Love Basketball in the team huddle before every game? That shits makes me cringe. Does he also want a participation trophy at the end of the season?,Cool down now.
"People are busy, not stupid. This charade can't continue forever, and their credibility is shot after this.","I think you overestimate the majority of people, especially CNN viewers."
only 38 points last year.. not top line material,"Considering our current first line options include Alex 14 points last year Chiasson and Linden 15 points last year Vey, I don't beggars can be choosers here."
"Those are usually reserved for west coast teams. Everyone can be home in time for Sunday Night Football if all the games start at 1 pm. Why do they need more anyways? They already air the maximum,",It's just imbalanced where you have like 10 games at 1pm and three games at 4pm
MRW life smacks you in the face,Damn right.
Pleas no,I'm more enthusiastic about Gunn in World Tag League than YoshiTatsu.
They better up the commuter parking soon.. it's the most convenient station off the 401,Isn't the new garage completed now?
"If Donald Trump didn't have a wealthy upbringing, he'd essentially be Biff from Back to the Future.","Oh man, I wonder if it's because Biff is based on Donald Trump?"
Beggars can't be choosers.,Dude please tell me you're trolling and not this dumb..
"problem there is my wifi isn't strong enough to play any games online, typically on Ps4 I play single player RPGs: - FFX - DS3 - Bloodborne - Dishonored2 - Megaman these are some of the recent ones I played through",Much better
"Okay but in order to get the freezer levels required for proper heat circulation, you need the window open. And I think heating loses to the outdoors. My solution: Hibernate. Crawl into bed the second it's consistently cold enough to do so, get out when the heat from the outside makes it unbearable.",I am sure you could have a window that opened and closed on a timer.
Time for a bowl pack,Better late then never!
"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Sterling Heights, MI 11/6/16 !",#DRAIN THE SWAMP Pepe's safe on his Lily Pad!
New Poll: Trump up 13 Points with Catholics,Does anyone know the Obama Rommney/McCain ratio?
You calling Triss a basic bitch?,"idk, she just looks like a Pumpkin Spice kinda girl"
couldnt agree more.,It's already over this is just the regrettable make up sex before we *really* break up next time.
New Era has an idea for a new nickname for the stadium.,The cap sounds pretty cringy tbh
Friday Afternoon Game Thread brought to you by: Apple cider in my Cup Is there a good game on?,Houston takes the lead with 1:29 left.
"#in other news, Tim Kaines car just got into an accident as well. Regardless of what you think of him, crazy day!",Brings the question: What does he know about Hillary Clinton and the Foundation?
"It turns out military members may not like a guy who says we should commit war crimes, be loose with nukes, and thinks he unilaterally knows more than the men and women who have spent decades studying and practicing military strategy.",Nah this is just evidence she's a neocon!
Granddaughter of George HW Bush & daughter of Pres George W Bush seen at Clinton fundraiser in Paris... with Huma Abedin,The Bush-Clinton-Saudi Cabal must end!
"As a TBM I always considered who my favorite apostle was. Now I can't decide who my LEAST favorite is. Between Oaks, Holland, Bednar, and Ballard, I just can't seem to decide who is the most hypocritical and mean. :/ Anyone else think the same?","My most favourite apostle is Bednar because I think his arrogant authoritarian leadership will send many Mormons, those with a brain and a backbone, running from the church."
how? Amtrak is much more expensive and requires me to take the Metro after. I'm planning to leave very early in the morning and return for a dinner with some professors on Monday. I've been here for years already and without a carpool/actual car there isn't much to make up for the huge distance between here and Chicago.,"Amtrak is $10-20, cheaper than PCC or SE."
Greats who almost went undiscovered? I started thinking about this after reading about how Walter Johnson was discovered playing in the Idaho State League by a Senators scout. Who do you think are some baseball greats who could've gone undiscovered?,Pujols comes to mind.
Haven't every bad guy in the history of the universe explained how he will do his bad shit when he thinks he is safe just so the good guy can stop him?,The temporary suspension was only a setback!
Grindr scruff or growlr,"Thats right, theres no such thing as gay, just higher rounds of gay chicken."
"If the SAA and its allies have quality troops guarding T4 it will not fall, even if it gets besieged they will hold the line just like they did at Kuweires. In any case reinforcements will be on the way to the area and they will be in a much better place to hold the line. Looking at the map of the area Palmyra was always going to be difficult to hold against a sustained ISIS assault. The Palmyra salient was a tactical gamble and it may of payed off for the SAA and its allies if ISIS weren't bringing in reinforcements from Iraq back to Syria by the thousands. The SAA now flush with offensive troops after their victory in Aleppo have big decisions to make regarding what theater to make a priority next. In my opinion attempting to retake Palmyra again will once again just leave the same giant salient open to another ISIS counterattack once the elite troops leave for another front. Deir Haifer should be the next SAA target then pushing towards the Eastern SDF lines and Lake Assad cutting off the TFSA from taking anymore territory south of Al-Bab without encountering SAA resistance. The new front line between the SAA and ISIS could run between Lake Jabbul and Lake Assad leaving a much smaller line to defend against ISIS with geographical obstacles (the lakes) preventing any meaningful flanking attacks. This wouldn't result in that much of an expansion of the length of the SAA line in Aleppo if done in conjunction with SDF forces in a giant three axis movement to limit further advances of the TFSA.","ISIS is encircled in Iraq thanks to the PMU's, they actually did this precisely to prevent them retreating to Syria and causing problems for the regime."
"We get it, you vape.",VapeNayyyssshh
Donald Trump Plays the Saxophone,I want to hear that sax isolated.
"Maybe she was thinking about Miami, Ohio. Still stupid but makes a little more sense","theres a Miami in Texas as well, they pronounce it My Amma... that in itself is idiotic but what do I know I'm a redditor."
I made a Darth Vader stove!,KYS
"My copier hole punches and staples, where I cannot get it to do so if i print. Very frustrating.","Seems strange, many drivers nowadays have implemented the feature"
I've seen posts from the_donald where they call muslims subhuman. They are racist as fuck.,"You can only be racist towards humans, duh."
"In leaked emails, Colin Powell says Israel has 200 nukes",So then why the fuck are we giving them more money to defend themselves?
"Haha yea, but to do that you need to be better then them in the first place.",Or you could be named Jake Kanner.
Nike can 100-0 any squishy at level 4 and beyond. Broken.,"I mean so can Tyr, Wukong, Osiris, Chaac, Bellona, and Odin"
"Hire me pls, I can computer","No, hire me, I can computer better and I can internet."
"idk it just looks kinda weird, the poler bear one looks better",Fuck you buffalo are cool as shit.
The Gaming PC at Best Buy Starter Pack,"You need lots of RAM and one of those fancy i7's, don't worry about the GPU, the rest makes up for it"
"Yes, but you don't go around claiming to love animals.",Exactly my point.
"What units would make you go p2w? I'm making this post because I didn't get Luneth and I think I'm going to drop major dough to get him. I've gotten everyone else but I just need him. So, what's the unit that'll make you break if you don't get?",Nice try IMUG.
My mom was proud of me. She said I wasn't a scrub anymore.,I Ibet your k/d is shit scrub.
That is a positive. For us. He definitely blew up some other places.,But all the wmds we found!
I hate this joke because I read the whole thing and it doesn't even work in a British accent. I got to the end and didn't even get the pun for a few minutes.,I hate the joke because it makes people punch me.
"Donald Trump Rally in Wilkes-Barre, PA",BTFO
Russel wilson would like a word with you,He was a transfer and I still think Brees is better.
Where can I find bddmv's website,don't think they're currently taking orders
I found a site that is tracking the status of Trump's policies.,Does it update live as he changes his policies by the hour
Everyone with a flair of her for violating her image rights,"Also everyone who used the words Taylor, Swift, Taylor Swift T-Swizzle, Snek, or Taytay."
Ryan Miller helps out Troy Stecher,This game made me respect guys who stand up for their teammates 10x more.
Are you offering me a job?,"Only if you accept what I can afford consistently, karma, for your wages."
"In celebration of the Doctor Strange US premiere tonight, here is my LEGO MCU heroes minifigure collection!",Even in *freaking lego sets* the TV characters dont make the cut
It's a good thing I'm not that good at the game or this could be dangerous.,Not as dangerous as a rocket jump
"Gg OSU, I thought we had you for about 2 plays",Yeah... those first two runs we had were pretty good.
He likes big cocks,And I don't think he lies.
if she says daddy can you pass the salt dont pass her the salt otherwise it'll get awkward.,Lmao
i know but again nothings forever even titans like dota and cs,"Mate by your logic if nothing lasts forever, nation-states aren't a sustainable form of governance, the Internet won't be around eventually, we'll all die, and nothing's worth discussing."
VADER VS LUKE,Of course Vader won half his team was helping...
Youre not centre then. AP is basically dead-centre.,I am not a fan of the Alberta Party since Glenn Taylor was the party leader.
I've never had a spawn reachable from my house and I seem to get by just fine.,I want to be able to not walk or move to play a game that's main novelty is walking and moving.
Guess mookies 30 hrs and 24 sbs just dont make the cut. What a weird stat to skew to put turner (although really fucking awesome) into the same category as goldy trout and altuve,Arbitrary cutoffs are frustrating when it excludes other guys with very similar (or much better) stats.
China's right: smartphones are a big reason Trump can't win a trade war,Michael Dell could fix this instantly.
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE,Sometimes I wonder if the servers I'm playing on are cracked then.
U like fucking movies lmaooo,Good eye!
including three semi-automatic rifles and an assault rifle he purchased recently An assault rifle is a semi-automatic rifle here in California.,But not all semi-automatic rifles are assault rifles?
yah,yah yahh yah!
Ireland beat All Blacks for the 1st time in 111 years while playing in Chicago! | Rugby,So the police get attacked for this and Ireland gets praised?
Who's line is it Monday? Halloween Edition! October 31st,Things funnier than Taylor Hall being on the banner of the week for Edmonton.
Is anybody else really nervous about us going against the winless saints at home next week? I feel like only charger fans understand the fear of going against a winless team...,"I always assume well lose going into games, that way when we win its better."
Okay seriously?,Don't okay seriously me when you DM me scans of SCP to show they're multiversal lmao
So *nanlaban* huh.. Why would they resist if they are already inside a jail?,Because it was too early for them to wake him up?
All I can see is the clenched butthole when I look at that mount,It's hideous.
She condones prostitution so I definitely don't want her in Twin Peaks.,When did she say that?
"####WELCOME TOONAMI FAITHFUL! **What's on tonight** --- | Time | Show | Episode | Number | |----------|----------|----------|----------| **12:00AM** | **Dragon Ball Z Kai: The Final Chapters** | *Peace for the Future! The Spirit of Goku is Forever!* | Unknown | **12:30AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Final Ripple!* | 9 out of 26 | **01:00AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *New York's JoJo* | 10 out of 26 | **01:30AM** | **Hunter x Hunter** | *? Surprising ? Win, A* | Unknown episode count | **02:00AM** | **Naruto:Shippuden** | *Mystery of Tobi* | 138 out of ongoing series | **02:30AM** | **One Piece** | *End of the Battle is Nigh! Pound in the Finishing Move* | 373 out of ongoing series | **03:00AM** | **One-Punch Man** | *Deep Sea King* | 8 out of 12 | --- And don't forget to hashtag (#) your favorite show on Twitter while it's on air! #Toonami --- Remember the rules, have fun, and stay gold. **Only Toonami.** ---",Clearly the properties of this Nen must be unstoppable and brilliant
Were you not around for 2000..?,I was too young to remember.
"Who care's about the green one, It could be mould. **THERE'S A PURPLE PIXEL INSTEAD**",Motherfuckers on this subreddit don't understand that you need to use more than one color in order to represent an object semi realistically
I think Chrome is the problem. I use opera and i haven't had any of these 'ads',I use Vivaldi and never got these ads either
That's not even hot I'd rather take a pig than her,David Cameron?
Days in jail is money from your pocket. Should have been 30 days community service at a minimum. Putting people in cages should be reserved for violent criminals and those that are refusing to make restitution that would save taxpayer dollars.,I would agree with you if they didn't put people in cages for a plant.
"Yes, half of Trump supporters are racist",And 100% are absolutely deplorable
"Golden boogy, the nightmares are real",Pick a legendary
I think this would be fantastic for game developers. Just throw deep mind at the problem and watch it become a master of your game. It could then use that mastery against your player base and adjust to users skill level ...might be bad for QA testers though could put them out of work quickly.,can't wait to have a completely figured meta 5 minutes after a game or a patch release
I was watching Tim and Eric and I noticed something familiar.,That set is also used for porn sometimes
I'd make a comment that wasn't witty at all. :(,I'd just jump on a gold train and hope for the best.
"[Later, on the FAQ webpage of the government on Brexit] The government has made its position clear.",... that it doesn't have a fucking clue.
"Well, it looks like the people on this sub are watching something, asleep, or just aren't taking to this show right now. The only reason I'm here is because Shooter is one of the only movies I watch on a consistent basis, and when I realized today that there's a show, I had to watch immediately. So far, I'm loving it. Like, audibly gasping for air at the end of both the first and second episodes. I kind of wish I caught wind of this halfway through the season so I could watch more episodes. At this point, I'll be waiting with bated breath each week. Some side notes: I've only seen Omar Epps in House(as far as I'm aware), so seeing him in this role feels odd to me. I didn't recognize Bob Lee or Julie, so that probably outs me as not much of a TV guy. I'm more of a movie and anime guy, though I do have several TV shows I love.","Julie was in one of the final destinations, that's what I remember her from."
"Not only did the Soviets use infantry as armour for their tanks, they also 'resorted to using logs!'",And somebody actually believes it
"this is 3 years old, but yes.","I know, but his twitter was just as much of a shitshow all through the election"
Anti-LGBT groups are absolutely giddy about a Trump presidency,"Please, Trumpets, tell me why this doesn't matter, so I can proceed to laugh myself hoarse."
"Destroy itself? Why do right-wingers and hardcore Israel supporters always talk in extremes? Pretty sure most of the world just wants Israel to respect Palestinians and stop stealing land, crops, and livelihoods. How is the very act of settling/being a settler only OK if you are Israeli?","considering that there is no treaty or binding resolution granting palestinians sovereignty/ownership, would it be reasonable to argue that palestinians are stealing land every time they build new homes?"
Season 2 was really cool,"Pre-LCS was actually pretty great with large international tournaments with Moscow 5, Dig, TSM, CLG, etc"
Why did we have an announcement for the International?,"Actually one of the top posts was from SirActionSlacks, who casted The International, and his comment was Thanks for this, im going to watch my first game of leauge ever because of your post Hotbid and Maelk, who are owners/personalities also commented positively about the thread."
"Just broke the previous mass princess record. Was 44, now its 46!",And here am i with zero
"In 1979 Frank Zappa celebrated a hit all across Europe. It never got much traction in the US because radio stations refused to play it, for reasons that will become rather obvious if you do.","Look at that badass, just casually picking up bras and panties gettin tossed at his feet."
Enjoy watching Eric Trump destroy 3 CNN cucks at once after the debate. Annihilation,You know you are pathetic when you can't even keep your propaganda machine under control 3 on 1
how do I use Console Commands to give myself like 100x Rubber 100x cloth and the like,Google
"For all the people that said how often do you get to lvl 25? The answer is, pretty much every game now. I have no problem with the patch, but exp seems to be TOO easy to get. I literally did nothing as a treant in a game and still got lvl 25, aghs and octarine by getting the bounty runes and gpm talent.","And with how all the cool shit in the talent trees is set at level 25, I'm enjoying this a lot."
"I'm sorry to tell you, but mr. Trump has himself said in a TV-interview that it's all right with him that Crimea should belong to Russia. It is against the international law and the agreements of the UN. If he is ready to accept annexation once, what makes us trust him an other time? In the European media we were told that mr. Trump's meeting with the Mexican president was nearly a catastrophe. I think The Politico and The Washington Post told much the same. Mr. Trump was unstable, impulsive and rude in the first presidential debate. I also read The Arizona Republic's very informative article of why they are not endorsing mr. Trump for president. The picture painted by that article was very much the same picture that has been obvious from other media and finally mr. Trump's own behaviour at the debate. I'm sorry to say, but the rest of the world is going to be in trouble if mr. Trump will be elected. He is not conservative in a manner we have used to see.","I admit I don't know a whole lot about the annexation issue specifically, but it's clear from the rest of your post that you've simply already made up your mind and will not be swayed by anything I say."
She's on that 'id shit my pants if I saw her irl' level of hot,I'd be willing to wear those pants of yours if it leads me to seeing her.
"it has been a while since I read it, but I don't believe that's how it happened. I could be wrong.","No it's absolutely what happened,Harry was pretending to be dead and in the confusion neville kills the snake while Harry slips around in his cloak."
"I'm now in Belgium, but too poor to afford more than the one beer I already had, especially after I took a taxi. DAMN those are more expensive here than in the USA.",In Western Europe in general beer is ridiculously overpriced everywhere aside from certain supermarkets.
I get that. But I want to see positivity and self love.,ew gross
Am in Midwest have never heard of this Kwik Trip.,Me either
"What do you think is the best thing that could happen to CS:GO in 2017? Could be about the pro scene, the game itself, or really anything related to CS:GO.",insane anti-cheat system Kreygasm
I'm 5'5.. Try that. Good thing I enjoy the company of other men,...How YOU doin'?
also what is the 'tobacco use' the esrb rating warns us about,Fucking McCree.... having to come in and make another note for existing......
Game Thread - Sixers at Twolves We're going streaking!,Ilyasova is so annoying to play against and i fucking love it
This... This changes everything!,Until you dc midway through fel rush
"Approximately 80% ($18.5 trillion) of gold is traded in London. Of that, $6+ trillion is transferred physically between vaults in the city.",Where does one get such statistics?
"Israel is responsible for the civilians they bomb. And I didn't say they are equal partners, I said that Israel killed more civilians. And continuing to allow illegal settlements is increasing tensions too. If you think Israel is blameless, you need a reality check.",so you are saying if you shoot at me and i shoot back it is my fault that the human shield you brought is also hit by shrapnel?
Taylor Swift,She has to be 6'3 with those shoes on.
Turtle Rock Studios ends their support for Evolve,They lost my support after 2h in the beta.
Looks like CTR finally figured out how to vote manipulate. And with only 2 days to spare! Pathetic.,"lmao Explains why we're over reacting to the assassination attempt, I guess."
Newt Gingrich on Project Veritas video: Where is the FBI? Why are they not investigating this? They should open an investigation right now.,Because the FBI director is a weasel
Australia's $14 per GB is a lot better than Canada's $45.,"They pay $700 for a $400 TV, $50,000 for a $30,000 car, $110 for a $70 video game.... Australia often gets royally fucked when it comes to the price of consumer products."
Elon Musk Thinks Universal Income Is Answer To Automation Taking Human Jobs,Elon musk is pinker then an Indian River grapefruit.
"Hey Reddit, what's your biggest We can put a man on the moon, but we can't --- gripe?","We can put men on the moon, but we can't get everybody to *believe* it."
m16 sucks dick Man.....Just when I thought that gun couldn't get any better,meant to put
I am the liquor,I'm the one who vomits.
I can't believe that person turned the camera away at the most important moment.,That explosion probably hurt a bit
"All they had to do was make **one map**. They must be saving it for the France DLC, they have to be.",French one is going to kick ass I hope they do a Verdun.
Stupid broken? Uh the older one was more broken than that,what was the older older one?
Chicago Cubs Rally - Guy Pissing In Sewer,Should've been a live leak video :-P
Trump's final ad passes off footage of migrants in Hungary as scene from U.S.,A political ad with misleading information but not technically lying Wow...never saw that before
"You can't even get your propaganda right. She said in the western hemisphere, and she was talking about an electric system.",Do you really want your home powered by Mexican electrons?
Because 30% of the world's oil pours forth via area under their purview... Are you sure you have a PhD?,I got the impression that this tweet is more rhetorical than actually asking why
Verysmart kid's farewell message to his high school,raspy aspy lmfao
"It would be a 4-1-2-1-2, Isco would play behind CR7 and Benzema. Modric and Kovacic can defend and attack while Casemiro will play as CDM.","Too narrow,but might work against us because our midfield is shit right now."
I mean I guess he's kinda right. Most of them run at like 400fps+.,Dota 2 can be ran with Intel HD graphics at 60+ fps on low preset @ 1080p
Ground is transparent in forward render mode.,Literally unplayable
I never heard nelson say anything about it as well.,nelson is 80% observing this sub
New wedges,"As soon as my son can hit adult size clubs I'll be having a set of these made for him, he's a blue fanatic."
Perspective is a...bit off.,I've seen more perspective from Ann Coulter.
I wonder when we will start treating facebook as a malware.,I alredy have Facebook on my browser blacklist to block anything (like these like buttons) from Facebook just like i would do with malware sites...
Bennett on the Bears: We just had a buncha bitches on the roster. That's why we didn't win games. And coaches liked the bitches.,"Man, I used to really like this guy."
"Building the House of Breitbart, with the Help of Liberals","blame russia, everything is their fault you know..."
Wall Mounted Gaming Computer,I like it but it feels very exposed for what looks like a $1000 gaming pc
Really? I would. He's the only player that can put a god damn puck in the net in the shootout. we all say #fucktheshootout only because were bad at it. If the Leafs were good at it and our rookies had high shootout success percentages NOBODY would be saying fucktheshootout.,He had 3 shots on net and no scoring chances.
He meant cloth.,I doubt it
I got thrown out of the map on ZIS by a killer clown...,Thrown out of Spaceland... *...and into Space...*
thanks,"Anytime, cutie."
Rare seeing this happening,Good thing you didn't put the game in the title so the game developers won't get credit for the people who don't want to scroll past half the comments
That guy is garbage at social interactions.,"We're all garbage at social interactions, but at least we don't say shit like this."
End of season RAGE THREAD CAPS ALL THE TIME POST YOUR SALTINESS ABOUT RANK OR WHATEVER,*Just waiting for preseason*
What is reddit's biggest circlejerk of 2016?,r/politics
Emboldened the e.,And also r/Avoid5
"I'm a boy, and talking to boys in high school would probably have made it more likely, not less. High school boys are pretty fucked up.","Same with highschool girls,but they are probably better at hiding it."
"You click on the redeem button, it asks you to put your phone number and takes you to Lyft App if you havealready installed one and code automatically adds to your App. This is if you are redeeming your own code. If you want to add another code, just go into Add Payment Method in your Lyft App and add a code in 'Add Credit/ Gift Code' section.",How do you use exactly $15
Bleaches assholes though. We need to get past rappers bragging about how much more money they have than their target audience.,You sound like someone who doesn't have eight figures
Author/journalist calls for Trump's assassination!,This is the new job of The_Donald; Finding these posts and reporting them to ensure his security.
I won't be voting for President but I do want to vote for all the referendums.,Probably a solid decision as the top presidential candidates are both assholes.
"Be honest with yourself... You're the director, actor, writer, and producer of your own life. You decide if your life is a hit or a flop. The problem is that most people play extras in their own movie. You chose this. Everyone is self made, but only the successful will admit it.","Because, you know, things like being born with a disorder or into a very poor family has nothing to do with how successful you end up being"
"Around here the lesbians lean more towards small trucks. Like the Ford ranger, dodge Dakota, and the Chevy Colorado. Not sure why it's those and not a full sized truck",Because they're still women despite being lesbians.
"Lol, even CNN is calling for unity. He would gladly kick out tens of millions of people from this country and empowered white supremacist and nationalist groups to intimidate minorities, but those minorities should just shut up and give him a chance to lead. Fuck you, CNN.","How long before someone is called unpatriotic or antiamerican, for criticism of Donald Trump's slow train wreck?"
The funny thing is that she might have already given us a 100% honest reply: convenience and (an instance of) bad judgement. That could well be the actual answer.,With the NSA and the other dark agencies why did they not know about the server and go to President Obama or someone to get it shut down.
Mixed with beautiful perhaps.,Straight up majestic.
Northern VA,Me too.
"I think they were awful last night. But in their defense, you can't expect any unit to be elite when they're on the field for 40+ minutes a game. Offense fucked us.",We've done it two weeks in a row now.
$30 mil is the largest bust ever? That's surprising.,I'm sure the FBI or cia may have done bigger
Because that's obviously how you're supposed to look at a middle school football game.,I'm sorry I thought this was America.
"As someone who came straight from DS1 to DS3, I can't stop myself from thinking about how amazing the graphics are in this game! This game is gorgeous! It may be the most visually striking game I've played in recent memory","Ehh, not striking but pretty decent"
Olga Loera,ey bb nice shop u got there
bare booty in the morning :),Nice
This is our next Secretary of State. So humble.,The best people.
Spongecharted Multipants,Any combination of uncharted and spongebob is okay with me
"To add to this, don't be afraid to try new heroes every week in QM when they become available, and play them to level 5 (which takes about 5 games). There will be heroes you are not comfortable with that you will learn to understand by level 5 - what their weakness is, and what their strength is will become apparent to some degree. This will not only teach you to be a better player, but also show you heroes that you're comfortable with that you never thought you would be. Only buy the heroes you're comfortable with. If you're new to the game, the meta picks aren't useful to you; the people you play against are not going to know how to play the meta picks anyway. Similarly, try playing with your own build in the first game or two before looking up a build so you can *understand* why the build works (and you can tweak it as you please). Again, these builds are designed around people that know how they work so they're less likely to impact you if you just blind pick them based on whatever the internet said.","Also, it's worth noting that with the free boosters from the event getting heroes to level 5 is much easier."
TIL that the building on the first Grand Theft Auto's cover is Trump Tower.,Cops are about to be the real bad guys Look at us now.
How do I look??<_<,Terrific xox
wow I am stupid. I never knew it was an emoji.,its ok we all make mistakes
"No - not difficult to heal them. Mine are 2+ months and it's a breeze Yes, you can exercise just fine with them. Just make sure to shower after getting real sweaty or anything. Forgot to add: if your piercing starts to feel irritated during a certain exercise, STOP what you're currently doing. Try again later after giving the piercing a rest. Your body is trying to tell you something It all depends on the person but for me, mine aren't visible unless I wear a white thin tank top with no bra. I only wear sports bra without padding and the piercings don't show through. Even if my nipple gets hard, you can see the nipple poke through my shirt but no piercing. So I'd think that a normal bra with padding wouldn't show them at all Useful tips? Uhh when you do SSS you can prop a shot glass into your bra and soak hands free. In the shower, you can cup water over your boober and give em a good rinse. Good luck - make sure to go somewhere reputable!",Can you choose to have them put in a small ring rather than a barbell?
She was already propping one foot up 5 minutes in. Dunno just speculation.,"Yeah, 'cause it's not like high heels are freaking uncomfortable to stand in for any length of time."
"The tail of a feathered dinosaur has been found perfectly preserved in amber from Myanmar. The one-of-a-kind discovery helps put flesh on the bones of these extinct creatures, opening a new window on the biology of a group that dominated Earth for more than 160 million years.",Crazy to think how many more finds might be lingering out there somewhere being shaped for an amber pendant.
"Would be cool if Ubisoft did this but... Me and a random were waiting for Article 5 to start for 19 minutes. We talked about how Rainbow could be better, and one of those statements was it would be cool if there was more of a singleplayer story, such as playing as the operators in their life before Rainbow Six. For example, Thatcher is 55 years old, and he took part of the Iranian Embassy Siege in 1980. It would be the coolest thing if you could take part as Thatcher during the Iranian Embassy Siege and try to take out all the terrorists and save the hostages. Basically playing the operator in their previous experiences with terrorist attacks and seeing their lifestory before Rainbow Six could fit the singleplayer story that Siege is missing. Anyone agree? Probably won't happen, but only one can dream...",Sounds good to me.
"I wouldn't be surprised if a new character (or characters) might be on the way It would seem weird for them to come up with this new Character Pack model for releasing content, only to do it exactly once","they started creating necro in january (the latest), will be released late 2017.. at this pace, we will have another character in 2019..that is awesome"
Got off work in time to make it to the range to test my first build,"It's a good feeling, isn't it?"
"The friendzone and how he's always in there. There's probably a reason for that, mate. Or all of his crazy exes and all the totally crazy shit they did like have emotions and expect not to be treated like doormats. There are definitely some abusive women out there, but 9 times out of 10, when a guy is telling me about his crazy ex it sounds like she was just a normal girl who wouldn't put up with his shitty behaviour.",Well he's only in the friendzone because he's a nice guy!
It's muted because a majority of the people don't believe it. Evidence needs to be presented to the citizens of this country or it didn't happen.,How DARE people ask for evidence!
*boop*,*boop*
"Oh, I agree. I just thought you were referring to the last actual season with Harbaugh as coach. We were still 8-8 and should have been better.",agreed.
"Here's the part you missed: Subsection 41.2: If the Patriots do it, it's ok because fuck you that's why",And then 41.3: Unless it's deflating footballs
You wanted to talk?,"We'll bang, ok?"
"MRW I wake up and the_donald have front-paged a post at 4AM, which happens to be 2PM in Russia","but yeah, we are the ones being paid"
I thought this was an entry level class. Woops. Guess uhh... I'm just going to go.,"On the Internet, everything is entry level and everyone is a professional at everything"
"If all the agents in the same area use the same practises, no you don't have a choice, especially if you don't have the luxury of shopping the market and have a very limited time to move before starting a job etc.",No single agent will operate the same.
One high school student's support of Donald Trump may have made her a target.,This is what happens when the Democratic Party dehumanizes their Republican opponents as evil racist bigots (they're not).
New steam game 'Paladins' has a Engineer skin to unlock.,installing it rn :D
"WRNL does a decent job on a lot of their stuff - the Nebraska one was pretty spot on, and if there's one thing that Hawkeyes and Cyclones can come together on its shitting on Nebraska. Assigning themselves the delicious maple bacon cupcake was a bit presumptuous considering they're arguably the biggest cupcake on the schedule (they did just get embarrassed at home by FCS UNI), but I'm sure the author had to pacify their readers. However if they were to be a little more honest, ISU would be: Make-believe cupcakes you pretend to eat during a princess tea party with your neighbor's kid Sally - under different circumstances it'd be cute and adorable, but the fact is that Sally's 37 and obviously should be much further along in her development at this point in her life. She's part of a good, prominent family and there isn't really a known reason why she's cursed to the sad, pathetic life she has...but there she is. Nobody talks about her out of courtesy to her parents OU and Texas, and everybody feels pity for her, (even Kansas had an Orange Bowl in my lifetime) so we all just play along and pander out of pity (hey guys, remember Seneca Wallace?). She looks forward to the one day per year you stop over and visit waaaaaaaaaaay too much, yet you can't find it in your heart to cancel your annual play date because it's basically all she has to live for at this point and dimming the lone bright light in an otherwise cold, cruel existence seems heartless, so you play along and feign excitement when in reality, you're just counting down the weeks til you get to move on to real cupcakes that provide actual sustenance to real people (although Sally's imaginary FCS friends seem to have no qualms about downing her cupcakes lol).",Our niceness will make you feel sorry :/
Danny Ric starting on SS. Could be a threat to Ros?,Daniel isn't going to do shit to Rosberg.
Now We Are On A Date,What?
Custom wooden sign my parents got me when i was 11 years old. We lived in Germany at the time. Certainly one of my most prized possessions.,Where have you lived in Germany and why did you leave?
Looks like the NHL are geo-blocking highlights now. What are some alternatives? Over the last couple of days I'm getting an error when I'm trying to watch highlights on DTMTS. Since it's using the videos directly from NHL's website I'm guessing they implemented some geo-blocking that affects people outside NA (I'm in Sweden). This means I have to find some other way to watch the highlights. Can anyone help me out? Thanks.,"On a related note, I think it's pretty fucked up that you have to sit through ads every other highlight even when you're a Gamecentre/NHLtv subscriber."
obviously alabama should drop out of the top 5 after only scoring 10 points against a team that just fired their head coach,It seems as though Saban is losing control of this team.
Kurt Cobain,Kurt CoBANG!
"It's probably gonna be painful for Bon Bon to get in the vents in Custom Night. When Funtime Freddy drops off Bon Bon near the vents, the puppet looks at what he has to climb up. Bon Bon attempts just grabbing on to the wall, but he falls and hits the floor. He then tries just clawing at the wall, hoping he would manage to find a place to latch on to, but this fails. A table is nearby, so Bon Bon attempts to climb the leg and then jump to the vent, but forgets that he has no legs and falls on his back to the ground. After a while, he manages to get himself upright and once again attempts to climb the table, and once getting that done scoots over to the wall and tries climbing, but falls once again, topples over the side of the table, and then ends up falling into a janitor's bucket and almost short-circuits. Once finally getting out, Funtime Foxy walks by, sees Bon Bon, and then walks away. Angered, Bon Bon takes another half hour to try and get to Funtime Foxy but gives up and scoots away. This time, he can't even climb the table leg anymore due to him being so slippery from the water. He immediately topples over on, once again, on his back. Thankfully, Bidybab comes by and finally rescues the suffering puppet. Bidybab's solution is to throw Bon Bon to the vent like a football. The throw misses and Bon Bon hits his head on the wall and makes a crack, but grabs the ledge of the vent at the last second. After a while, he gets up and finally crawls his way to victory. He ends up falling on the desk, gets caught on a cable and pulls down a desktop fan down with him to smash him. Bon Bon is suprised when he realizes there is no nightguard. The camera was still there, so he took a look at that. He was shocked to realize that there were no more animatronics in the building, and even worse, it was 9:28. Bon Bon stared in horror at the long intense hallway he would have to find a way down.",#Somebody please animate this and i'll give you succ
They truly are special.,Special Ed team
Second Half Thead Kittens vs Raiders maybe we can do it again?,what the fuck was that Jackson
"I've said it before countless times on this sub, Chazz has to be my favorite character in the history of Yu-Gi-Oh. Something about his whole demeanor and the way he progresses as a character just make me really happy.",On the downside he sounds like he gargles gravel and cigars every day
Nice coin. Why is this one your dreamer?,I have a set of George III Pennies and half Pennies I'm collecting and this one happens to be like THE penultimate example.
If a bunny and a fox mated they would give birth to a box.,This is some fucked up Zootopia fanfiction.
5 Free Loot Boxes from Blizzard!?!?,5 blues and 15 commons
yolo is going the way of gams or tubular or radical just some thing old people say that makes them think they sound young,"Everytime someone says lit, I imagine them saying groovy instead."
Have you found any useful situations for the ricochet mod with it?,"It's a cool attachment, but after you get the one that lets you aim down sights quicker, I can't recall the name, and once you get a second slot put on tactikill."
It's EA... take a guess,"hail Corp me, I had some issues with multiple licenses on origin and they gave me 4 more licences + dlc"
No sure if I'm delayed or you are.,I was commenting ahead of Jennings short yardage run.
"We score TDs and they score FGs, we win. Simple as that.",Big if true
"Vikings haven't had offense yet, chill the fuck out.",Whoosh
"Does it seem like the Falcons defense is better than the stats say? Well FO has them ranked 3rd best in the NFL! (above Seattle and Denver, btw)",Looks like 24th to me
He forgot to take his Brain Force pills today.,I'd laugh at Alex Jones more if there weren't so many people swallowing every bit of horseshit that comes out of his mouth as the word of fucking God
I might buy it for the One. The difference between 360 and One is so minimal.,359 doesn't seem that minimal to me...
"The exponential function crops up again and again in the solution of differential equations. All linear homogenous second-order ODEs have solutions that can be written in terms of the exponential function. The well known normal distribution in statistics has a probability density function that is expressed in terms of the exponential function. Also, the exponential function is very closely related to the trigonometric functions (you can write each in terms of the other), so once you've defined the exponential function you immediately get the trigonometric functions. It's difficult to really explain *why* this function should appear so much, except perhaps to point out that the fact that e^x is its own derivative is a very special property. Functions of the form f(x)=e^ax therefore solve equations of the form x'=ax, x''=a^2\*x, x'''=a^3\*x, etc - and a common method for solving more interesting equations is to try to reduce them to something simpler whose solution is known.",You know some pretty smart 5 year olds
Kellie Leitch: 'I am not a racist',"Well, somebody has to represent those that oppose unreasonable mass migration numbers, and those immigrants that are really just moles tasked with molding Canada into a pale version of its former glory."
Same here :(,It looks amazing though ;(
Bill Simmons on Twitter: I love Porzingis.,I don't know he is a huge boston homer but I enjoyed his writing at ESPN.
"I think he is saying that AA fits all of his needs, not that it's the only good mod.",yes exactly
Serious question for the Bernie folks. Wasn't it proven that Hillary and her criminal enterprise basically gave Bernie a royal fucking and sabotaged his entire campaign? Why would you vote for her?,This is all true (other than the criminal enterprise that might be overdoing it) but I'm not interested in who fucked over who I'm voting based who I think will do a better job in the White House despite my grudges against her campaign and the obvious corruption of the DNC
"Be living in the good Korea. Satellite city connected to Seoul. Run a lot. Notice a particular tag all along my typical route. Start seeing the tag everywhere. Party districts, financial district, city center, in a couple other satellite cities. It started to pop up everywhere i looked. Became obsessed with this tagger. Searched internet for info on the tagger. Began to take photos of all of their tags. Started noticing fresh tags that weren't there the last time i passed by a place. Tags are always just out of typical sight. Under bridges, on electrical boxes, the backs of street signs. Needed to know who this tagger was. One summer night, late, i get off the subway a stop before my usual stop because summer and want to enjoy the cool night breeze. Exit subway and 10 meters away is my obsession, tagging the front of a locked up newspaper stand. My heart sank. Something in me died and i said nothing to him as i walked past. Something about going from tagging these oddball partially hidden locations to vandalizing some poor old dude's newspaper stand just crushed it for me.",Tell him to go try that shit in the other Korea.
Did you make eye contact and exclaim This entire pile is my thoughts of you?,Oh no
"It's insane. I was at opening day for citizens bank opening season. I lived in Atlanta, lived in philly. Not a huge fan of citizens bank but the smaller feel was nice, you do have a view of downtown. But really, which stadiums in the 21st century in baseball do we all look at and just say, yup, great decisions all around from tax payer and stadium standpoint? I'm from Sd and think petco might be the best in that regards","As much as Mets fans miss Shea, I think we all pretty much agree that Citi is a great place to watch a ballgame."
December Vibes,That's a really big helmet
"What's the hardest hitting weapon in the game? Right now, I have a strength build that can easily belt out 400's with 1h wielding BKGS, but I want MORE. How can I hit harder **without changing my stats**?",What are your stats if you refuse to change them?
What's led you to this point?,Probably the dark lord Satan.
"People with Poor connection and Bad Computers Alright, here we go. History in the making as I champion the crusade against people with poor systems. First off, let's preface this with, I realize I'm going to catch a lot of flak for this and I don't care. This is a rant pure and simple and with any luck it'll raise awareness and liberate my fellow brothers who also suffer from this annoyance. To the heart of the matter. People with either poor quality computers or poor quality Internet connections should not play online games. They do not deserve to and should not have the right to. All they do is ruin the experience for their teammates by bringing the game down to an unfair level due to leaving, never joining or uncontrollably feeding because their game can't handle Dota. Now, I've heard many arguments against this like Oh, computers aren't that important. or I can't afford it. Please... these excuses are for the '90s. Today any decent computer can play Dota, it's such a well optimized game compared to others in the industry and I know people who run it perfectly fine on like $500 laptops. If you can't afford that kind of a computer or Internet service that's good enough too then you should not be playing video games and should be doing something more productive with your life like getting a job. Now, normally I love to rant for the sake of ranting but I'm going to try and be open about this and encourage people to either agree with me or present their arguments against this (so I can shoot it down as well.) I hope for nothing more than to let off some steam and hopefully see how many other share my opinion of this (so far I know of only two people.) TL;DR: People with bad computers or Internet shouldn't be allowed to play online games.",RIP free will.
Over watch fan here. I love the hell out of Paladins and think it brings enough to the table to not be a clone. /unpopular opinion,How *dare* you bring up *opinions* in here?
"Yeah, you know her. I just feel like that is cliche adolescent (or adolescent-minded) behavior. The whole getting your SO's account and pretending to be mean to them as SO.","Possibly, I feel like they laughed about it back and forth cause of how clever she is"
"Nah. Same watch, slightly bigger screen.",much bigger screen and thus it looks great (having reasonably sized bezels)
The Ultimate Protection,"Sorry posts can't be memes, gonna have to be removed"
WE WON! NEXT STOP: MARINE LE PEN TAKES FRANCE!!! LETS PUT THIS SUB TO WORK UNCUCKING EUROPE!!!,We're exporting Trump globally!
"Im kinda drunk, but... Honestly, is there any way you guys think we could get Uke in to call some of the WS? (Petition? Something?) Or have i missed him in there so far? As the guy from Major League, i find it impossible to believe they havent brought him in yet...or doesnt he spend the off-season in Milwaukee? It just...makes sense... that he'd call at least some of the WS for the Indians, especially since Shitcago is so close to Milwaukee.",It should be Uke and Chip Caray for game 5 in the series.
The answer is obvious. Install myself as a benevolent dictator.,What is your platform?
"I think Turing is awesome but I wasn't a big fan of that movie. They oversold him for the movie and made it seem like he did everything by himself. He had help, he was still awesome but the Charles Dance bad guy plot was so stupid.","I didn't like the film because I spent most of it wondering how the machine worked, I was more interested in that."
they have no talent though. 8 DBs injured. Dozens of injuries across O and D. etc,Thank you
And I'm in a minority here but I really like Dorsett,He's not perfect but he isn't as bad as people make him out to be.
"Yea playing well, winning games and never flaming, never ruining other peoples games doesn't mean you're not an asshole. Clearly.","ofc not, you are winning, making the enemies lose, thats being a asshole m8"
"The Most Important Feature of Demonic Anubis, his voice. For maximum hype, Hi-Rez *has* to get Patrick Seitz, the voice actor for Hades, Chaac, and other smite gods/god skins, to voice Demonic Anubis. Why Patrick Seitz, you ask? Because Seitz is the voice actor for Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, one of the most badass demons in video games. So take a guy who is used to voicing awesome demon characters and put him in for a demon skin and we're bound to get something amazing.",PonPon should voice the skin.
11-Sep,Oh god that's pretty brilliant placement
He actually said this... we have a new meme!,"Check Twitter, the salt is unreal lmao"
Negativity,I think you forgot the
"Which Cards Needs Buffed Or Nerfed Most? As title says, which card according to you needs to be buffed or nerfed most out of all cards in the game right now? Buffed: Baby Dragon Nerfed: Zap",Buff: Giant Doot Nerf: Valkyrie
"Is it now time to give EJ some run to see if he's worth re-signing? All due respect to Tyrod - he's still the best QB we've had in quite some time, but I'd be interested in giving EJ multiple weeks to see if he's progressed at all. With this loss we're all but eliminated I believe so might as well see what we've got in some other guys. /depression",might be more worthwhile to ride tyrod out to see if *he* is worth the option.
How fucking dare you criticize my Bacon camo.,I'm taking my rubber ducky camo and finding people who like it!
"Ishida has drawn more naked males then females in TG, this is a fact.","this makes me remember when kanou released all his minions, there was a comment here that said Your mistake was asuming I didn't had more naked men"
"fuck this sub, i hate you all, you're all cunts",What about me ;-;
"Do you think loud/crying children is discouraging people from seeing animated films such as Kubo, Dory and Zootopia? Does it affect you? Do you think it hinders their box office?","Considering both Zootopia and Dory are in the top 5 grossing movies of the year, I'm gonna say no on the box office angle."
inb4 DE Doomsayers flood this thread.,TWW is *Literally* the next Half life 3.
"My mom is very conservative, a no-sex-before-marriage type. My dad is not. Before I left for college, he took me out to lunch and gave me a be safe, have fun, don't get pregnant or it'll ruin your future talk that was not particularly subtle . Still, it definitely made me feel more free to make my own decisions. At one point the man literally said to me (before I went on a two-month long trip to stay with my long-distance bf), Your mother's worried you'll have sex without getting married. I'm worried you'll get married without ever having sex. I couldn't win.",Listen to daddy :D
Where I can see the steam? On twitch there is nothing among past broadcast,i think they deleted the vod lol.
How exactly does key fragment drop rate work?,Iirc a good approximation is 1/Keys gotten and Then each premade gives 1-2% extra chance.
"Then why do they only want these people temporarily, with visa contingent upon their employment status?",Because naive suckers will believe it.
"Haha yeah he was clearly joking, because everyone was blaming him for being a Russian operative. You need to calm down little buddy",What a good joke
"Most rock songs are written very simply and usually each member of a band comes up with their own parts, and usually it is not super precise and specific, lots of room for improvisation and such. This is why having a band with good chemistry is so important- if they can't play together without sounding like ass it doesn't matter how good of a musician each of them is individually- this is also why people were skeptical of supergroups like Led Zeppelin initially. EDM is written entirely differently, usually 1 or 2 producers write all of the parts and has them act in sync with eachother. They meticulously tweak every sound and every note in the song so that nothing is clashing. Every sound is hand-picked, and then modified with various effects and EQ's to get it to sit right in the mix. Even when the melodies/chords are simple, EDM producers still need to spend hours doing precise work to get everything to sound right, and often times they can't do that with just EQ- sometimes they need to change the parts of certain instruments entirely because those parts were clashing with some other part, which is in many ways similar to how a classical composer needs to write the part of each instrument so that they compliment eachother rather than fight eachother. In that way, EDM is a lot more similar to classical music than rock is. Some people would argue that some types of metal are closer with their complicated time signatures and guitar gymnastics but I still think that while EDM is more simplistic sounding it's still closer just due to the amount of time and precision required to make a track.",But but to make edm all you need is to push buttons on a computer
When was this implemented?,"It's been like this from the start, it just isn't showing on the map."
"Totally forgot that the Cheesecake Factory was a thing. Same thing here, locally owned restaurants are blowing up around me and it's the best. I wish people visiting from other countries would start hitting those places up instead of all the mega chains advertised on the TV.","I mean, you don't know what's out there until it's pointed out and advertising does this excellently."
"But at the same time he's trapped in the corner, so he's going to be extremely unpredictable. All bets are off. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he tried to hit her.","When the Secret Service tackled him, his supporters would claim Obama was trying to assassinate him."
"The formula is only for supplementing in emergencies or topping off what I pump to buy me an extra hour of sleep. So my nap almost disappeared before my eyes, but I had 5 oz breastmilk in the fridge at the time to use so I still got to sleep. Still mad.","Yeah, I would be, too!"
Frozen Fries or Fresh? Im thinking of a food truck idea and was wondering if I should sell frozen fires or make them from scratch. Fries will be one of the main items. What do you think?,From scratch will be cheaper and most likely taste better
This isn't the first time it's happened either. Protecting narratives is what divides this country.,"It probably happens daily, if not hourly."
"So you're saying, people being offended, offends you?","no, they annoy me."
Packers Game Chat 10/30/16: Pack @ Falcons,MOTHERFUCKING JORDY NELSON AND AARON RODGERS FUCK YEAH
I mean I mostly play offensive characters and genji is by far the best 1v1 character out of all of them,"I wouldn't say by far, considering heroes like Tracer and McCree, and S76 post buff as well, but he's definitely up there"
Quickiebomb launcher,Quicky-bum Lunchtime
No stairway! Denied!,^ Extremely underrated comment.
IINIIX,UNUX
"Unfortunately most of the depth is in the premise and the existing philosophical questions, rather than the shows explanation thereof",We're only 4 episodes in...
I refuse to accept the results of this election if the Huskies win. They've already had enough joy this season.,Vote Texas A&M to ensure a win over Washington
Carlos Danger nabbed for DUI,Clearly he doesn't know how to handle his wiener when it's slippery.
'member when the world went to war with Iraq when the news reported Saddam had WMDs? I 'member.,"Well we know where they ended up - Syria so yeah, mission accomplished"
well you got your wish,"RiP for tho, but SAMURAI WORLD"
The fact that this BITCHSLAP of a game got an 8.1/10 is O F F E N S I V E,20 bucks says this guy complains about PC culture.
X finally played well. I think Clemson is a tourney team though I was a little shocked how much smack their fans were talking tbh,Umm who was talking smack in the game thread?
"Slave labor? Prisons cost 150 times as much as they produce. They're a deterrent, which is why they suck so much. Our penal system is a mess but not because it uses slaves.","Yes... cost taxpayers, that pay a private prison for each individual (re: corporations), some also have deals to profit while paying inmates pennies on the hour for labor."
How do you pronounce zesty zapus? Za-puss? Btw that's the ubuntu 17.04 codename,zoo-stoo zoo-poo-soo-soo
If we celebrate by drinking ill try and do every midnight!,I want to drink with ^ this ^ guy!
"Man, that really sucks. Those guys could've done a lot of good for that kid by simply answering the question honestly, regardless of whether they have autism or not. He seems like he was really embarrassed that day, and that question is not something to be embarrassed over.",How the fuck could thye have known he was serious.
reptile sitting in a miniature seat?,Or is it a giant reptile on a people sized seat?
"If I were part of international Jewry, I would use the controlled US military to destroy, depopulate, and occupy China via large scale conflict. The Chinese won't be susceptible to Jewish subversion like Europeans are.",The Jews funded Chairman Mao's communist takeover.
"Fudge, I forgot to put a not in that sentence, lmao.",Ayyy
"This Megalapteryx foot, found in New Zealand, is almost perfectly preserved...",The claw of Kazgaroth!
"Like everything else Ottawa does, even these will be half-assed.",I'm confident they'll stop mopeds.
I was wondering if you had told them about it and if it changed their mind.,Does the spirit cooking have something to do with Arabs I don't understand
"DAG-Witness is still on VMware, hasn't moved or rebooted. can't comment on Maintenance mode - I would presume it wasn't done. From Ex1 - Ex1 reports as up, and Ex2 perpertually joining From Ex2 - Ex1 is down, and Ex2 is up At this stage we've shutdown 2, and are happy to build a new host and remove the old one. But if we can recover - some ~300GB of Mail doesn't need to sync.",are all the exchange services up and running ?
Mass Effect Andromeda Reveal Trailer,Must........resist......preordering.......until.......I see.......more content
"Man, if Rasputin has control of a zombie virus, this makes him even more scary. I mean, SIVA was bad enough, now this?",If Rasputin exists I wouldn't know whether to be scared or relieved
It is wonderful. And his name...Nick B..lmao,Nerd In a Cool Kid's Body
Did Hillary?,"No idea, but she did get the ball rolling and help create the 911 Health and Compensation Act (program that funded healthcare for first responders and others who suffered long-lasting health problems related to 9/11)."
Am I the only chargers fan hoping that prop c fails?,"Oh no, tourists have to pay more tax at hotels when they come to the city; what a travesty!"
Not every black person.... you can't accurately generalize like that. I personally know African Americans who have never been harassed by the police. I'm not saying thats the norm but it isn't a pink unicorn either. And I (white) have had cops swarm down on me with shotguns while I'm walking down the sidewalk because they thought I might be high. I completely agree with your sentiment and want to do everything possible to make America more fair and equal. That's the reason I care about the absolute accuracy of your statements.,Your personal anecdotes completely invalidate the experiences of an entire category of people who are screaming at the top of their lungs for you to take those experiences seriously.
"GTAV added some new cars, one with a giant rocket in the back.",I take it this is online only?
"Good job, bot, you got one right.",Have a cookie.
Standing Committee of the National People's Congress passes interpretation of Basic Law Article 104 unanimously,oh look the muppets up north had a vote
"Ah yes, some vague, intellectually lazy handwave BS about muh corporate conspiracy as a counter argument to a common sense public health policy followed by actual first world countries. Enjoy your easily preventable diseases I guess.",Yep.
"Ha, Wikileaks not even hiding the fact they're an extension of r/Cinnamon_Hitler at this point XD",The Wikileaks - Trump - Putin triangle is holding strong.
$50 gift card to McCormick and Schmicks,Nah it'll be definitely be the other seagoat
Donald Trump loss expected to trigger GOP party civil war,the LAST thing we need the donald's supporters is have anything triggered
"I mean, dude, there's a close button (the little X) right there in the right corner of the little half-window dev console. You don't know to just click the X to get rid of something? Seriously, dude, *toddlers* know that.","Oh shit, I wish I wondered what that x was for."
Alec for the Emmy!,Can you imagine the salt if Alec Baldwin wins an Emmy for his portrayal of Trump over Trump as Trump?
World Trigger Ch.159,tl;dr Hyuse no text wiped everyone Can't wait for him to join Tamakoma 2.
"Thanks to everyone here After 2 years of rejections and my undergrad adviser telling me I wouldn't get into med school, I passed my first semester slightly above average in my class. Advice and encouragement from this sub played a huge role in that. Thanks everyone, you all fucking rock.","Good on ya, now go shred some pow and forget everything you learned this year!"
"And this is why you don't use a binary pleb system. 138 MiB of working memory into a graphical desktop, it's almost like all packages are compiled with every build time option linking against every dynamic library ever. Oh wait, they are.","You better have `-Os` in your CFLAGS and running `x86` in your `ACCEPT_KEYWORDS` or there's still unnecessary bloat on your system All those double-size pointers, soo much space wasted!"
"Anyone else think the run away rate is game-ruining? Encountered both of these guys for the first time this week, and both ran after razz berry and first ultra ball. Do razz berries actually do anything?",Pokemon running away after a *Berry into an Excellent Ultraball curved throw* is pretty much a Niantic middle finger to the player's face.
A Female 'Firefighter' Shows Why You'd Want a Man to Rescue You,What does this have to do with neckbeards?
"duh, there's only one amendment and it's the second. -this guy, probably.",And the second only applies to middle class white people!
Man without arms denied housing loan due to inability to provide fingerprints,Broken arms kid 2.0
Thats also the recipe for athletes foot whoch is fairly unpleasant,Having clean socks or dirty?
Apparently EA thinks the Broncos' defense is equivalent to the Buccaneers'. Which everyone should know is false.,"Right, the Bucs D is far better than Denver's"
Ray J - Famous (feat. Chris Brown (Kanye West Diss),"Gotta give it to him on the timing, dropping this shitty diss"
Looking for a Psychologist to have a chat with to explore my career options.,Might be looking for a career counselor
read webcomic,wow very informative....
Have you ever tried an emo pizza?,SO LETS JUST PRETEEEEEEND
"Might be a lil too late for that, seeing as he's wearing a diaper.",Eeeeey
What is proportional force for an elderly versus a young male intruder? It's not like you can really expect them to have a chance with hand to hand combat.,"That's why, unless it is plainly obvious, this gets worked out in court."
Yeah they're getting 0,"My wishful thinking, That Texas faithless elector is trolling."
"And, now, the House might be winnable. Oh, joy!",Only if people VOTE
You shouldn't. Just remember you arguing a strawman in that last thread not more than 30 minutes ago. No one is arguing that Fuller is a better player than Hopkins.,It was 6 hours ago buddy.
"Netflix Launches Downloads for Offline Viewing on Smartphones, Tablets",Now I just need a 1TB phone
Luke Kuechly currently leads the league in tackles with 102!,He'll likely miss a couple games and STILL end the season as the tackles leader.
Oh I'm sure matchmaking is rigged but only for you.,just mute their tanks
Awesome!,is this the idiot you were telling me about?
Was one win away from 4K twice today. Got tilted twice by the gatekeepers of 4K,first pic shows op moving clans AAAAHHHH WINTRADER
"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau tries to do it all himself and loses the puck - 1 drink - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton.Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks","guys does anyone know how old Sam Bennett is, SportsNet never mentions it"
Alpha boost is worth 550-600 keys lmfao.,bro.....
"Well, I'm just glad that given this, our new president will be a president of the people, who is only nominating qualified people for top positions who aren't part of the billionaire class...","The Dems were once for the working people, no longer."
Doesn't that usually happen in October?,X
Lol take the useless bag of dicks. It'll be fun to watch you never win a superbowl with him,"Not a Texans fan, so relevant username I guess."
steel (iron) roofs are the norm in NZ,Norm in Australia too.
"It was a joke, of course you sign up you think I didn't see recruiters back in HS?",You sound like you haven't *been* to high school yet.
"Soilders paying tribute to 8 million donkeys, horses and mules that died during WW1",Rip chestnut
Paypal xbox currency at least $20,PM
"How does this happen? I'm still a total noob when it comes to EU4, only have about 60-ish hours in.","Shit ton of allies, including Kebab, reds, and other people"
The prophecy is almost complete,I'd like to see jerry jone's final form when you win a superbowl
Shorten should be using this as an opportunity to show that he is economically responsible (by supporting the measure) and demolish the epic myth that Howard and Costello (and by extension the Coalition) were responsible economic managers (i.e. they left a mess that future Governments have had to clean up). It looks like the Labor strategists are asleep at the wheel again; Labor will never win the right and should just give up on pandering to them already.,"can he do that though, he IS supported the liberals here."
Ty kindly.,"no, Slink Johnson"
"Phoenix Suns @ Los Angeles Lakers **Game Discussion Thread:** Phoenix Suns @ Los Angeles Lakers **Venue:** Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA **Time:** 6:30 PM (PT)",What shoes are DLo wearing?
Sisi says 'Western human rights' not applicable to Egypt,These dictators are always prepared to compromise the human rights of their opposition but never their own or the rights of their allies.
"Russia Aims to Disrupt Other Western Elections, U.S. Officials Say","Also, if you put your tooth beneath your pillow, fairies will come"
"Competitive Halo title belt, 2002-2016",Man I forgot how dominant Final Boss was.
what if you are OBSESSED with eating women's asses? can you go to an ass eating buffet?,"r/rule34, I guess?"
Attention Shoppers: aisle 6 has disappeared if you can bring it back without a virgin sacrifice we'll give you a code for 10% off your grocery bill,"Our third aisle 3 baby is about to be born, can we get someone to bring that birthing kit"
"I think Josh violated his friendship with Greg. It shows Josh doesn't put much value in their friendship. Is it unforgivable? Probably not, if Josh really does value the friendship and makes an effort to prove that to Greg somehow. I don't think Josh consciously manipulated Rebecca, but he was both selfish and thoughtless. He had no business making any serious declarations towards anyone that night, as I don't think he had any idea what he actually wanted to happen other than regaining Rebecca's adoration, then he of course got far more than he bargained for. I don't think at this point she should try and go back to Greg, as she has snapped pretty far back into the obsession. I think if she had more self esteem or were more mature, she would read between the lines and see the signs that Greg does care about her and give him a little more time to be more open, if indeed trying to be with Greg is what she wanted. That's not what happened, and at this stage I think she is fairly committed to seeing things through with Josh one way or the other. As far as Greg is concerned, hopefully he does make some positive changes, I think he and Rebecca are both responsible for their relationship imploding, with Greg dealing the death blow, but both of them missing numerous opportunities to realize they were on the same page all along, (See the entire conversation about Greg's date. They played chicken and both lost.) I think at this stage, Greg and Rebecca need to be friends for awhile before dreaming of anything more, and could help them each believe the other really cares without the pressures of a romantic relationship that neither is ready for,","I pretty much completely agree with all of that, now if only love were a completely rational thing..."
"Big Lebowski fans! Jimmie Dale Gilmore aka Smokey from Big Lebowski in concert! Dave Alvin and Jimmie Dale Gilmore at Sam's Burger Joint Sunday, January 8, 2017 at 8 PM Jimmie Dale Gilmore aka Smokey from Big Lebowski","'Yeah, but I wudn't over...'"
To me 5k are where its at for eggs during this event. I think the only thing you can get from a 10k to evolve is an evee. 5k you will get the double candy and then do evolves with a lucky to level up. I hate 10k eggs,even getting something like a snorlax or lapras with a shit ton of candy to power-up would be worthwhile
"I don't really know how upgrades work on IF cards, but before buying him please mind that he will be missing whole January.","I think he'll still get a +2 upgrade minimum, can some Liverpool supporters confirm he's been good?"
Pirate Black 350s A$AP,Fugazzi as fuck.
He's ready to rumble,You otter come over here and say that!
"TIL, Texas billionaire and former Presidential candidate Ross Perot wrote a blank cheque to fund and save the 500-year old Treaty Oak in Austin Texas which was poisoned by a vandal",Getting an early start for 2020
Twitter is down right now.,"If Trump can't be on Twitter, no one can be on Twitter!"
whoa whoa hold the phone a minute,"No, literally hold the phone, it's heading for the ground real fast"
What is something that you use at least once a day?,Reddit
Go fuck a cactus. Your choice as to whether you're the top or the bottom.,But why?
ITCI lol,Wut they fail
No one wants to help Donald Trump build a registry of Muslims: Tech giants Microsoft and IBM have said they would refuse to help create a registry of Muslim Americans under Trump's presidency,"Anyhow, should this ever actually happen, let's ALL sign up as muslims on that one list so it becomes utterly useless!"
"All About Ships Livestream I am thinking it will be all about tours of the Idris, Javelin, and Bengal. I mean seriously, what else could it be? Look at the cool concept bit from our art department? (AKA we drew some stuff). I dont think so. What do you think?",An hour of stream showing off the beautiful (and super capable) Aurora
So it's been ok to let these facilities run throughout all of Obama's tenure?,They've been running them long before the cold war ended.
"When you're team fighting, but your shaco cant kill anyone.",Brings tears to the eye
Oh hey thats my mouse pad 32cm wide 27 tall hope that helps,"Same here, it is great."
"Uh... does he realise that his party is in power and has been for the last 3 years, so if he's blaming anyone for Australia not being great right now...",Ummm...ummm..labors debt...chaotic green labor coalition did lots of harm..umm
Report Says Putin Was Directly Involved With Russian Interference In U.S. Election,Pfft.
I feel like this should be obvious but I have to say it anyway. There is pretty huuuuge difference between those people.,not from snowden's point of view
He's a host so he can always come back,Only if their brains remain intact.
When I was in HS I was and exchange student for a year. My host sister and I used to play a game of chicken where she would stick her hand down the front of my pants until I would chicken out and stop her. Then I would stick my hand down hers until she would stop me. I would lose both ways because I would always stop her when it was her turn and I would always stop myself when it was my turn... I am not a smart man. She used to also model her new underwear for me to see if guys would like it.,You fucking idiiiiioooootttt.
"Shit, is this a porn category somewhere?",Rule 34
Good idea but won't your group get in combat from the aoe splash of one giant ? On the bright side the giants give about 5% each so we had used all CDs on them and had them ready again for the final boss. Run over all was pretty smooth. +10 and we got 2 chests with 2 or 3 min missing for 3 chests I think.,"He doesn't cast aoe right away, and it can also be out ranged."
I think you're really talking about your daughter here.,I'm pretty sure no one would procreate (willfully) with him
Residence set alight at CPUT #FeesMustFall,Where they not complaining the other day that there was not enough housing for the students?
Goldman asks Podesta to make someone vanish next day charges are brought against him,"Come on, that's just how the sausage is made, don't be naive!"
Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter: If only the left were as concerned about Islamic terrorism than they are about policing language.,"Hey, don't be a bigot, words can hurt more than bombs!"
Lighter tricks,"I don't smoke, mom!"
Posting this here from imgur - Some World War One pictures,These pictures would need some diversity according to DICE.
So... Seagate?,"Ohh, that's good one."
"pain in the ass here. Meant Only salary? I'm hourly but full time (40 hrs) work 4 days, each day 10 hrs.","If you're working 4-10 hr days, you're not working overtime"
Well we can challenge flags now.,Didn't challenge the flag challenged the ball being tipped
selling a diamond you are looking at getting 1/5 or even 1/10 of what you paid.,But but but... The intrinsic value!
What is the difference of business fiber and enterprise fiber?,The price.
Possibly the bloodies rubberband ever (KiXStar),Just neckshots.
Beware of moose?,"Polar Bears, Grizzly Bears, Mountain Lions, Wolverines.. List goes on"
Siegfried?? Liz? No idea who the Archer could be,Nobunaga is my guess
but why use it over literally any other skill. you're gimping yourself for the sake of it.,elemental hit has its use for ele wander elementalists to procc those - 25 resists... which is totally meta right now
"My personal letdown is that nothing is really available (of what has been announced) 2 years since RoS and we've got a necro that we can't even play straight away. 2 years since RoS and we've got challenge rifts that are out of reach. 2 years since RoS and we see an armory that is unavailable. What's the point in announcing so many things which are NOT EVEN AVAILABLE? We might see them only somewhere in 2017. Not even an exact date or a month at least.. Necro is in infancy stages, not even a set done, not even a legendary. Not even passives i believe. Me, and all people would not be as frustrated as we are, if we actually GOT SOMETHING WORTHWHILE this Blizzcon. I would gladly pay for an expansion, i would gladly buy a necro if it was IMMIDIATELY AVAILABLE or at least in a not-so-distant future. But it's not. And we do not even know when DLC will be available... shame.. what a shame... Wait 6 months+? Really? cmon guys. Everyone will be playing Lineage Eternal, Mu Legend, Path of Exile and Lost Ark by that time. By the time you will do all these necro sets, legendaries, etc people will COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT IT. As for Diablo 1 dungeon. I really applaud to your passion guys. really do. I am a huge D1 fan. Ok i'll be honest.. i am CRAZY D1 FANBOY. But you went waaaay overboard with this.. waaaaayyy... Spent too much time on it obviously and the outcome would be not as valued and praised as you may see it. People will complete this dungeon in a hour or two and completely forget about it. And god knows how many time you've spent designing and recreating it....You should have spent all that time on Necro or a working expansion guys... 2.4.3 is yet another completely boring filler with 6 reworked legendaries and a little more density in rifts.. GG","Don't worry, they will refresh our memory when they show the Necromancer at next years Blizzcon."
"My 82-0 Knicks. Jokes aside, probably the Clippers and Raptors.",Aren't you guys a super team?
"The editor of Norways largest newspaper has written a letter to Mark Zuckerberg, stating: 'I shall not comply with your requirement to remove this picture.'",I can't see pictures on that website mate.
"Concrete is fairly dense, trusses will sag quicker than lighter tiles.","There are hundred if types of concrete.... Some are pretty light, probably much lighter than a slate tile."
She just happens to cost more because of it...,I too date people based on how much they cost me.
"Hey ladies, my moms bought me this tie when they rescued me from a reserve. Now i finally fit it!",<3 He looks so proud.
Kim Jong-un is the biggest shitposter in Asia.,But I thought he doesn't defecate!
Je ne parles pas anglais. AMA,Est votre maman disponible pour le sexe?
It Turns out Trump owes Wells Fargo a lot of money.,He and I apparently have a lot in common!
Super fast queue times even at the pathetic silver levels for me,Silver should have more players than higher ranks making matchmaking easier anyways?
Nice source there buddy. House of lords papers says it does,share it!
8.5 inches. no lie.. whats yours??,Send me pics so I can confirm that what you said is true.
Honestly its very easy to avoid. Pressing spacebar at random isnt something I tend to when opening a laptop.,"Yeah but if a computer starts showing you giant error messages and beeping like it's about to explode, it's easy to be scared into pressing a giant button on the keyboard"
The struggle to overthrow the bourgeoisie is the main one.,This is the one I was looking for
Perhaps... perhaps one of our new mattresses will help destress you?,"Speaking of coming to the end of a relationship, have you considered a new couch?"
Found a nope rope at work today.,It's adorable!
Went kayaking down the Etowah River yesterday,Any trouble with water levels between Grizzard and the confluence?
He probably will. He went to a baseball game with Raul earlier this year. They are activity trying to restore ties,"Pretty interesting how he goes to hang out with Castro while throwing law enforcement under the bus in America everytime a black man is shot by them, but remains completely silent when officers are assassinated for no reason."
"An idea for the next Smash Summit Okay, so since the next one would Smash Summit 4; I think it would be cool if they made it a smash 4 only tournament instead of Melee just for this time. Who agrees with me, since it might be a bit repetetive to have melee 4 times in a row. Also we can vote for some melee players (eg hungrybox) if we want to. This is just an idea, so you guys don't have to take it seriously.",That's like saying the next World Cup should be basketball.
Who is Evie again?,Please say
A HUGE LOAD OF JIZZ INCOMING!,Ok who's puking?
Is this for the United States too?,No
"Yeah, worst case scenario you only get their name then you can creepily add them on Facebook.",Best case scenario: you get thrown out of the clinic for copulating on top of the 8-year-old Sports Illustrated magazines on that little low table in the middle of the waiting room.
"The thing is, pro players seem to pick him only when they cant find anyone else in that role. I don't remember a player being kicked from team to make space for Bulba or an entirely new team forming with Bulba as a founding member. He is always brought as a replacement.",He was the founding member of Team Tinker and DC and both of those worked out well.
"that was the first chink in his armor, to be sure","Or, here's an alternative: He surrounded himself with talented people in spite of their former rivalries."
Biohazard Santa,Reminds me of Viscera Cleanup Detail | Santa's rampage.
There's a big difference between looking at a game objectively while being optimistic and just being blindly optimistic.,Do you understand what the phrase written off means?
(SPOILERS) My biggest fanboy moment in Dr. Strange was... What's your's? The mid credit scene. Twas the very first time my two favorite Marvel characters were onscreen together. Like omfg! How about you all?,"Not a fanboy per say, but the final battle with time going backward was insane."
"This is why I love Halo, there's nothing like that feeling when you hit the shots you need to make",there's nothing like that feeling when you ~~hit the shots you need to make~~ tbag
The presidential campaign of peace!,"No no you don't understand, very few are actually terrorists"
The 34 points allowed by the Raiders today was the most they've allowed an opponent in a win since Week 15 of 2004,Which is surprising because they have a considerably stronger defense these days than they have in recent years.
Lebreton Flats is voting for Trump,"And it's their democratic right, no matter how much I disagree with their choice."
"This is why we can't get too upset about the value of the pound. The advantage of a floating currency is that it is a self-correcting and shock-absorbing mechanism. If the UK had tried to defend the value of the pound to some artificial level, we would now be facing crisis. As it is I am reminded of the last time the pound collapsed and the subsequent economic boom.",I'm not an economist but isn't the fact our money is now worth so much less in other countries a crisis?
"When life gives u lemons, order dominos.",I don't want your damn lemons
Hopefully Djokovic can eradicate this shot,Said no one.
"Using both 2D and 3D for a sort of Dwarf Fortress in Space game? You'd be the commander of a freshly christened station. You'd start out with a basic command center, 5 crew members, and all the necessary tools to build your new home. It would play a lot like dwarf fortress in a way, but with space combat and such. You could switch between two different views, the 2D view which would allow you to manage the stations crew, assigning them to run certain systems, repair damages, install new systems etc. And a sort of 3D view that would allow you to navigate your little sector of space, assigning work ships to mine asteroids, tasking fighters to defend against pirates or just to look at your pretty space station. Do you guys think this would be fun to play with?",i look forward to playing it in 8 years
"honestly, let Odell kick it. Hes shown that hes more than capable. And if not I am fine going for it on all FG range fourth downs and 2 pt conversions. Would make for a hell of a game.",Not with his hip/hamstring problems
Eric Trump: 'Locker room banter' common among 'alpha personalities',lol like he would know.
It's not just her. There's a nasty tendency among a lot of Democrats to talk down to anyone who doesn't agree with our views. We need to admit that or else we will keep losing elections.,Or we can admit we won the popular vote and realize the system really is rigged.
"Welp, now all I want in life is to see Clancy Brown fight that giant ant puppet.",Deleted scene from Starship Troopers?
Justice Department sends election monitors to 28 states,"See, Trump is creating jobs and he isn't even in office yet."
Dude needs to learn to not pace around so quickly.,I was a huge fan of his heavy breathing.
"Sure is lucky we Catholics can just hop in the confession box so we can do what we want. You voted for someone that thinks murder is ok. That's messed up. But you're conscious is clean so it's all good, right?",Nothing tells me I'm going to make a good decision like knowing I'll have to immediately beg for mercy from God afterward.
WWIII: America goes to war with itself indefinitely in an effort to create and sustain manufacturing jobs.,"So, the second American Civil War?"
Chasing a cruise missile midair.,Is that the indian flag on it?
Gingers. Their red pubes are just so hot,"Actually, mine are rather cool most of the time but it really just depends on the temperature."
They should have LEGAL protection from that.,"We should make it an amendment, or something!"
Is that the Netherlands in Southern France? If so that's all sorts of wrong.,"That's Catalonia, without Catalonia"
What do you think about dan bilzerian? He's single with 100+ bitches around him. He'll probably never get married.,In 20 years he'll be the next Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt.
"Why do we need MGTOW? I've seen a few people (probably white-knight manginas or post-wall cougars) who have asked why we need this forum at all, and shouldn't we just be content going our own way? I'll tell you why. We need this forum and An Ear For Men etc. so we can deprogram ourselves. We've been sold a lie with regards to love, marriage, and women, and our brainwashing is so deeply ingrained that it's going to take time along with groups of like-minded individuals to break free of our corrupted approach to ourselves, women, and the way the world actually is.","The main thing I'm getting out of it is getting rid of the gaslighting that has been done to me, in thinking that every single relationship issue I've ever had has been entirely my fault, and every woman I've ever dated is an angel and I was unworthy of her time."
After Wikileaks dump,Why am I not surprised
Walking Dead intro in a major key.,what is this happy shit is disney remaking the walking dead?
Is anyone still thinking about this? The box at the end of FNAF 4 has yet to yield it's secrets.,"It just represents the story, i'd also recommend deleting this, your gonna get a storm of downvotes."
Could I bring a jar of peanuts into the Dome?,You sure you'll have time eating it when you'll be cheering every hr during every inning?
Toronto Muslim police chaplain says women commit 'major sin' if they refuse to have sex with husbands: Canadian Council of Muslim Women says comments are 'appalling' and 'really set us back',"Good job Toronto, this is what happens when you act all PC principal and don't even bother screening your employees because 'racism'."
"Possibly my favourite experience ever. Just finished possibly the best worst shift ever. We had a gig in my city for a fairly big group (I've heard of them, so that's something) so lots of groups filled our corridors till the wee hours making all sorts of noise. I was just about ready to throw in the towel and curl into nothing when I suddenly decided to do an external walk of the property. BOOM! Sock on the smoke detector of one of the rooms, with the curtains wide open. (I honestly don't know why they always leave the curtains open) All our rooms are upstairs so literally all we can see is a white ceiling and a black sock (why it gotta be black?) stuck in the middle of it. Anyway, I go and give them the verbal Dark Brotherhood we know shtick and they trot off on their not so merry way. That's not even the best bit! I decided to do another walk just to be sure and, lo and behold, another room with the EXACT same situation. I dashed upstairs to confront them about it only to find them leaving anyway. As they close the door to their room I ask there wasn't a sock on the smoke detector was there? To which the man replies Ummm... No, I don't think so. As he starts walking at full speed to get away to his car I call to him OK but if I find out there was and you have been smoking in the room, you will be fined. He just sort of grunted back. So I got a key and went in and there it was! The sock, still dangling from the ceiling. I suddenly realised my time was now, so I snapped pictures of the sock and the ash on the windowsill, grabbed the sock and ran. I managed to get to the barrier to our car park before them which gave me just the right air of omnipresence to make this totally awesome as I beckoned them to stop and roll the window down. Sounding concerned and relieved at the same time. I'm so glad I caught you, you forgot your sock as I handed it to them and they hung their heads in shame you must have missed it as it was above your heads and all, you should get the fine come though in about a week, have a good day!... Joy. Tl;dr - guest thought they could lie to me and get away; they are neither smart nor fast enough for either.",Is cigarette or pot smoke really going to set off the smoke detector?
Do you brush your tongue? It seems a little less pink than it ought to.,I adjusted the colour to show the capillaries better and it changed the tint a little.
And Moroccan money in Clinton's,Morocco has been a US ally since 1870
"The Rumored Trump Cabinet Is As Trumpian As It Gets: Rudy, Newt, Flynn","All of them are old white guys, who'd have guessed that?"
"Just last night he was telling his yuge rally in Florida how he would be tougher on Cuba. At this point, he's more a parody than an actual human being, it seems.",Hey can't you get both sides to vote for you if you say things that each side likes to hear?
"I am from the UK and I've never had a girlfriend or been on a date. I would like to ask for some insight about how normal people in the UK actually form relationships. I have thought about posting this for a while but I've ended up backing out before making the post. I have finally decided to go for it on this occasion. I am 27 and I have no relationship or dating experience at all. I acknowledge that most people would consider it highly unusual for someone to have no experience at this stage of life, and would be likely to make assumptions about my mental health, physical condition or both. It is certainly a source of considerable distress and embarrassment to me. I am straight, definitely not asexual, and it is also not the case that I don't want a girlfriend (or haven't wanted one). I have actually wanted to get a girlfriend since I was about 14. There are a few factors which have contributed to my situation. A significant one is that I have asperger's. I don't want to make a comprehensive list of social stuff that I find difficult as it would make this post significantly longer than it needs to be. I will simply say that I am completely socially inept, to the extent that I feel like the phrase was created for me. During my formative years, I remember being completely clueless about how to talk to girls, and would have cold sweats at the thought of even trying to speak to one. Not much has changed for me in that respect as I am still as clueless as ever. The only women I've ever had anything resembling a positive relationship with are my mother and grandmother. I have actually thought about applying to go on The Undateables, which is a tv show about people with disabilities going on dates. I honestly think 'undateable' is another word which describes me perfectly, so I would be a stellar candidate to appear on the show. I would be very nervous about appearing on TV but if I was accepted I think I would go for it as I would have nothing to lose. There are a few questions I wanted to ask for normal people who have actually had relationships and thus are able to speak authoritatively about the subject. What typically happens on dates in real life? I have never been on one so I have no personal experience. I have watched another tv show called First Dates and the setup appears incredibly awkward to me. Is that an accurate representation of actual dating? How many dates do people usually have before they are officially a couple? For those who are currently in relationships, did you meet your partner online or offline? What was the timeframe, roughly, between meeting each other for the first time and actually being in a relationship? Is it considered cruel to end a relationship via texting someone or is that the norm? I can't think of anything else at the moment.",Tbh... I just get drunk with them...
Smooth parking,Elwood would have been proud.
"For the dlc, if I owned them on 360 I can download them on the one right?",Yes.
"This sub might aswell be /anxietyproblems because that's what the majority of the posts are about, people being afraid of people. Nothing to do with being British at all. I'm British and can't relate to anything the snowlflakes on here talk about.",It's such a shame there aren't any other subreddits you could look at which you might find more appropriate to your tastes.
The risk of second graders having vodka in their bottles seems pretty low.,Usually.
Joe Theismann just said that Eli typically throws 2-3 interceptions a game.,Sounds about right against us
"And they changed the race of Mordo too, who was originally white. But you don't see anybody (SJWs or normal people) complaining about that.",That's because all characters were meant to be black
I cant spare a square.,You haven't got a square to spare?
GGWP guys! Close ass series! Im excited to see the future between this friendly rivalry!,"GGs man, you guys played amazing."
"News Anchor Started Her Report, Only To Realize That THIS Was Wrong With Her Dress | Her body became see-through because she was wearing a green dress. 19 clicks saved.",Literally 0-1 sentences of text per slide.
Have mine coming tomorrow.,"You are in UK though, right?"
"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",In for nothing
"Actually, the reason from the press statement was that he realized the train wasn't moving, walked back to the other cars to investigate, and only once he got a few cars down, did he realize there was any smoke. At no point were there any instructions made from the train driver (not a crew, it's one dude), because he didn't know there was anything wrong until he walked in on people already evacuating.",Not at all what BPD or the MBTA spokesperson said on the news when I watched it earlier.
If by modified version of Apple's iOS you mean It's Linux based you might be correct.,Ubuntu
"If you don't alreday have one...... Make a guardian, get it to 80, buy a staff, spam 1 auto attack in the Labyrinth.",you can even go there with a not lvl 80 guardian ans spam 1 as long as the zerg is big enough and you are in a squad you should get loot and events killstreak and other XP boosters should make leveling pretty ~~BORING!~~fast
"Nope, not with perfect precision.",Yeah I seriously doubt I could if it wasn't for autocorrect.
Can you over drill? So I've read that as a beginner you probably shouldn't roll too much so you don't get injuries or burned out...but what about drilling? I'm starting to go on Tuesday so I'm completely new and don't know anything right now. Is it a good idea to drill 5-6 times a week?,"It can be problematic when you've drilled too much that your movements become second nature, where you don't think but just do."
Tonkotsu ramen with Pork Chashu,I thought it was spelled char siu
"yeah if Kanye West ever runs like he says he will and wins the Democratic primary, I would vote against him and all his supporters in Congress.",First of all how dare you
Incredibly well written political humor,"Way to offend those Seattleites, guys."
A camouflaged black man.,Where?
Which is why the objectively highest educated demographic in society is running away from him as fast as they can.,"Shhh, facts have no place in this election."
"I love the Moon, great player, fun commentator. The only thing that drives me nuts with him this tournament was how often he'd say He's dead and then the character would proceed to recover successfully...",A lot of those moments were due to flubbed edgeguards it seemed.
I hope the guy with the camera stuck around to give the license plate number of the idiot who impatiently caused this to the police.,But the SUV that caused this is still there though.
the_d is spamming a gravis poll. Anyone know if there is any legitimacy to that one?,Got a link on that please?
WWE putting Becky Lynch front and center on the SD WWE Live posters,Naomi must be pleased
Do I still age with immortality?,"Yes, for 20 more years from your current age, but over the span of eternity."
"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",Missed a prime opportunity to use #MAClivesmatter.
I was joking. I mean we may be Brexiting but Christ I don't think we'd be actually be able to stomach Trump living here.,"Apologies, it's really hard to tell these days."
"Ah, is that why our right to privacy has been slowly degraded under the administrations of every baby boomer that's ever held U.S. office? Silly me, I must've just imagined that...","Don't think of it as removing privacy, think of it as adding security"
That doesn't mean I'm wrong. Steve Jobs is smarter than me and tried to cure cancer by eating apples,And effectively gave himself pancreatic cancer in the process.
"Shouldn't a Catechism be serious, though?",I think in order to help kids get engaged you have to try any and all methods.
EG.LulBa,Confirmed Mid Lulba (sumail got kicked for this hot potato)
"yes, he sure showed the world by keeping his nation a third world island... have you ever heard about cutting off one's nose to spite one' face? dude.....even the OP bailed on this sinking ship....",I believe you missed my point.... Glad you think my opinions should be dictated by what OP is doing.
Message in a bottle found,People use AOL?
"So you want them to come out and say we suck, probably gonna lose half our games, don't bother showing up LOL get real man come on",Apparently I did need the
"One lived in France since 2005, the other is believed to have been radicalized in an Italian jail.",Italian jail: Radical!
"I heard they added rift support on dk1 but never released it. Then the SDK changed again and again, wich meant they had to re-do everything again and again. So they got tired of it and here we are :/","Aerofly FS2 now has vive & rift support, (on steam)."
kek Who the fuck is Zac? From High school musical,that was pretty dope lmao
"Mr Deputy Speaker, How can the Prime Minister truly claim to care for the NHS when it was completely left out of the Queens Speech?","Hear, hear!"
What does blonde have to do with anything lmao.,Blondes are usually stupid.
can about 6 of us go and run production for this show? We would do much better job,It won't be biased at all......
composer update is the command you want if you want to pull in from the .json file.,Yes running composer update and deleting the lock file before a composer install will accomplish the same thing.
"Because the people he now represents as president are getting swindled? I know you're used to presidents not giving a fuck about the american people, but that isn't how it's going to work anymore.","He didn't mind when they were signing up for Trump University or donating to the Trump Foundation and getting swindled, so I doubt it's that."
That's the crazy thing. *There's no report!* How do I ignore something I've never seen?,Ignoring the response to the report from the president and the senate.
JRE with Jon Jones,Jon should've thought about this version of the story before trying to do it on the fly
If they have this much money why not just build a stadium without the special city-involved financing deals?,the city won't allow it.
Whats the pros and cons of allowing people to have tinted windows in our state? I feel it's a pedestrian and biker risk to not see if a driver is looking at you.,Fucking get off my lawn with this bullshit.
Jai Courtney is good Cuz he only had like 3 lines,Why is he named Captain Boomerang if he doesn't throw boomerang's but he has a boomerang drone...WTF...smh.
Which of the two top polling US presidential candidates is better for the future wide adoption of the public blockchain? Why?,"Gary is there for you, the others aren't"
Is this guy on fire or something? It's hard to belive that anyone can displace the current barca squad. Granted I don't watch them week in week out. Who would he be challenging for a starting position?,"he has 6goals and 1 assist so far and has been the main goalscoring threat (actually he s their topscorer) for malaga , i think he could have been a solid sub for suarez ,but lack of minutes in his development in his last year at barca and with munir being in better form made sandro not receive that many minutes, 2 seasons ago in the treble year he was actually pretty good scoring some decisive comeback goals"
Their parents aren't gay.,Yeah if you could not use a tragedy to push your politics that would great
Michael Den Tandt: Barack Obama has presided over the collapse of American leadership in the world,And we were doing so great before that!
Dear MTV: Telling White Guys What To Do Just Provokes Racism,"Oh, thanks for setting us straight, federalist."
"US Government Attacks Drudge Report? Conservative Website Down Because Of Distributed Denial Of Service Attack, Matt Drudge Tweets",Yeah because the FBI/CIA don't have better things to do than to DDoS the drudge report.
"Pathoma + Anki was GREAT, What about physio? I've been studying crazy for path and am almost completely finished the anki deck. I usually watch the lecture series, then i do the anki deck pertaining to that particular chapter. I'll mix up the cards towards the end as to not forget previously learned material. But watching the video's right before doing cards has been SO amazing. I want to start with physio, but the anki deck is 100% FA. I am currently thinking of watching corresponding Kaplan physio lectures then doing anki. Is there a better resource i should consider?",Bro's Anki deck?
You think that was a real class you attended?,How can our classes be real when our eyes aren't real
Why did you capitalize that S?,BecauSe.
Is that from killing them softly?,Yup
There's been way too much hyping up for it to be anything you listed outside of the new sponsorship imo. Can't imagine if it was something to do with roster changes that people like H3CZ/Hitch/Pamaj would be talking about it positively. I'm assuming new team/new sponsorship,I mean the CS pool turned green so there's that.
10% luck,100% M E T A
"Had some time free, so I sketched my warlock's Unseen Servant",I don't know what I expected
Multiple casualties as Daesh stages chlorine gas attacks in Iraq,"So ISIS, you mean."
"Welcome to Dutch. You have passed the first class, and can now start your very first *polder!*",Let's start your 101 Dutch course by ~~fingering a dyke~~ telling the whole world ~~the sea can go fuck itself~~ you like them and supply them with ~~drugs~~ delicious stroopwafels!
"Got it on my 4 or 5th eye from the second boss, seems to drop off any boss in there. Whats worse is i just want bottled Hurricane but couldnt get it, got the skin instead. Now to just grind out 200 WQ and 100 Dungeons and 1k HKs.","i got the bottled, its NOT GOOD, its like a 6 yard AoE you target on the ground, so unless everyone is touching butts, its not a very good trinket, naglfar or thruming is better."
So this guy made an offer on my Undercover Hand Bomber...,Bawahahaha wtf
"CFP Selection Show It's finally time: Who's in, who's out? It's the 3rd College Football Playoff Selection show! Two threads will be posted when the rankings are revealed: a general thread, and a joke/meme-free serious discussion thread.",I want Michigan to be the #4 and get to meet Bama first.
This doesn't belong here,"I mean, it is instant karma, someone got **served**!"
Summarize your team's 2016 season with a movie title.,Rocky
"I know right?! By the way, I'm an ironman.",same
"Well if C9 Jack says it, it MUST BE TRUE.",Im willing to belive Jack over some random hacker
That lasagna looks crisp.,That's my daughter
"Fuck that, I'm not in my 20s anymore. If I jump in a pit I'm gonna be bedridden the next day. Some of the most fun I ever had was in a pit, but if I tried that today my back would be killing me and my knees would rebel for a week.",Well yeah that too
Ice Canyon in Greenland,Looks like something out of mirrors edge!
"Lmao oh makes sense, so it's kind of like Boston, they always have a good team to vote for, whether it's baseball, hockey, basketball, or football. You raise fair points, and I do think seeing Kershaw pitching in the World Series would be pretty cool as well. Personally, I'm on the fence whether I want the Cubs to actually end their no-world series title streak, or keep it going to 108 years lol.",I mean it would be a great story line if they won it all this year but it would be a big story line if after the year they had they failed to win it all too.
You need to be alive to use song.,relevant username
Oh wow what a creative title. You must write for Russel Howard.,Ed Balls
Purple Aki,Fellow Scouser.
At this point the #Bernitdown holdouts aren't going to change their mind. They don't care about what he has to say or whats at stake. Good on Sanders for trying though.,Because we didn't forget the shenanigans that went down during the primary and refuse to vote for blatant corruption?
Isn't this definitively *NOT* world politics?,Don't you know America is the center of the world?
KFC: Kill False Communists,Karl and Friedrich's Communism
It is interesting to me because studies that show particular phenotypic traits in animals are correlated with domestication and tendencies towards obedience that are against self-interest. I think this could help push forward the further artificial genetic selection towards domestication of humans. The last of the feral humans could go extinct which would be a bad thing in the event of global collapse or catastrophe if hunter gatherers would again be fittest in natural environment.,All the benefits of Phrenology but now we can blame computers for bias!
"While she would have gotten a boost from those close states, she also would have only received 33 of the 55 Electoral Votes from California and 17 of the 29 she got from New York. I don't want to take the time to go through all the states right now, but I'm pretty confident Trump would have still won.","34 from CA, using the Droop Quota"
Not if they're tiny :),Il
"ABC News staged crime-scene shot, photograph shows","*fails to meet the standards of ABC News,* **TIL** It's possible to fail to meet standards that don't exist."
She's INVISIBR- INVISIBLU- INVINSIBURUUU,"Wow, Sombra's so OP."
This NASA astronaut voted from space,I hope the Russians and Chinese he's sharing the station with didn't influence his vote.
Glenn Beck: Obama Made Me A Better Man.,Sounds like Glenn Beck's time in a FEMA re-education camp worked wonders!
Just Finished A Fan Painting For Halo,Wonka woo
Pretty sure his name is Jameson Locke.,Pretty sure I still don't give a shit about him anyway.
"As a proprietor of a small business, I absolutely do not suffer assholes. I have in no uncertain terms told people to fuck off before. People are too used to getting pampered by corporate retail stores. I do my best to provide a good product and if I mess something up, I'll admit the mistake and make it right. But if someone becomes abusive, I'll tell them flat out I don't need or want your business.",Ain't yo fault a mufucka cain't ack right in public.
"Who was. Who WAS, man.","No no, he cant die, not until the internet lets him die."
"I dont see a problem with it. Considering we have op shit gods like Susano.. I mean, Sol is in the middle of an adc mage and a burst one and she suck on both.. I'd love a little buff on her honestly",Have you played smite in the last 7 months
Don't bother. One of them will do it for you.,no one can accuse them of not being helpful... The religion of peace... That's such an oxymoron.
You can't tell from the thumbnail which Linus it is? Peasant.,Too lazy to look 50k pixels to the left
What is a question you will never give the answer to?,What's your social security number
It's a bug on nvidia drivers.,"Wait, why would a gpu affect a website?"
it is AMAZING. it is everything a phone should be. it showed us the future of phone tech,This does not answer the question in any way whatsoever.
"ah, well, does that at least mean that the PS4 will be the defacto superior version moving forward? I don't mind owning both if either they work together or they are different in a way that matters. (like how The Binding of Isaac isn't cross play, but only the PS4 version got the Afterbirth expansion)","The PS4 will be the de facto superior version moving forward, as it will get the 1.3 update which is a huge update to Terraria, while the PSV version will stay on 1.2.4.1."
"Thanks, this format was a lot easier for me to read and comprehend","I'm still confused about what the OP is saying, even with the revised format (bold lettering was just my little joke) From what I understand AP1 data can't just be ported over to AP2, because it is a new system that needs to be tested in shadow mode first."
Well.... not all of them :/,Just get egm and Akke on og then you have all the important ones kappa.
That feeling when your gonna loooose all your tendies in @ market open.,Never short Hillary.
"Yeah, it covers themes a 6 year old probably wouldn't understand :P",What themes might I ask?
Good advice.... I passed out shortly afterwards... Now I am sober and hating it.... FML,That's the worst.
"I learned that, and other juicy tidbits, from Hannibal.",You know I never finished that TV series.
My dog's tongue was so cute tonight.,Ermahgerd your dog looks just like my dog!
Pizza o empanadas? Cuales?,Empanadas De lentejas O de arroz con jardinera
"They have to legally censor swear words, and boxing sounds are a thematic way to do that. Why is that retarded.",It's YouTube no legal obligation of censorship
No one says anything when we collectively suck Kawhi's dick though...,That's because no one appreciates how good he is!
Reminder: Vikings' Terence Newman is 7 years older than Revis and is PFF's second highest rated cornerback this season,pretty much because he keeps himself in amazing shape
Usernames are not a game Youngblood,You better be 26+ to be calling me Youngblood my nigga
"It wouldn't matter. It would overwrite that 1gb with another, then another, then another. Resulting in a 10gb write *rate* (or possibly higher).","Welp, guess I'll have to mount it in tmpfs so it stays in RAM"
"What is one show that you love, even after countless rewatches?",Friends.
"The basic socioeconomic backdrop we are faced with. The massive boom the U.S. enjoyed post-ww2 when we rebuilt Europe is over. It is not feasible to support a family on a single income. Or to become a homeowner with any amount of expediency. The Gig economy is very real and very stressfull. Additionally, the background hysteria and stress of climate change. We are the generation who has to deal with most of it, and will be the first to fully weather the DEVASTATING effects. That impending disaster fucks with a persons conception of humanity pretty bad.","As a 52 year old, I feel like I do understand the hysteria around world ending climate change scenarios because I grew up with a constant hysteria around world ending nuclear war scenarios."
"Ur-Quan Masters, an open source remake of Star Control 2.",This guy knows how to /*party/*
Got downvoted for saying it to. I don't even fuck with nightblue but why would he try hard when he's probably making over a mill a year playing LoL.,Reddit doesn't down vote properly
Where's the boyfriend? All I see is the girl lying there.,He's the bush she's lying under.
Was expecting Allen Kuo,He has yours yeezys
What is that sword? Modded or not?,Vanilla Nordic Sword with fire enchantment.
It's too close to Congress.,right under your noses
can't we just put the basket in a bag and put the bag in a river,Forget the river; we need to put it six feet deep.
Pretty sure that is Anthony Wiener.,Pretty sure that was sarcasm.
Game Thread: Bruins vs Sabres | The buffalo go extinct Time to bounce back from last game and double down on the hatred of all things New York! **GO BRUINS**,Rask looks hurt
"That's the point of being a good Samaritan - you do the right thing without reward. If I stopped you from choking on a chicken sandwich tomorrow, I can't honestly expect a reward for my behavior. They get locked back in cell, do their time, and when parole review comes up, it will be taken into consideration.","I'd be happy to just not get punished somehow: 1) Return wallet found on street 2) Get accused of stealing said wallet, and potentially attacked."
Then its not a quote its a lie. Fuck off.,And now you know how politics work.
"Get off Reddit and WRITE I just found myself browsing reddit for the better part of an hour. This is not good. Let's all hit a milestone tonight! Whether it be 5k or 50k, let's all get some writing done!",lol no
Can you please rephrase that statement for me?,"She had the most people vote for her, but it was under 50% due to third party candidates taking ~4%"
Mark Stuart,"right, cant have 2 Stuarts"
This is tech support - I understand you want instructions on how to scrub any data off of your computer,"Hello, this is tech support (in Indian accent)"
I have this but I speak more than one language and it happens when I forget words. I am not sure if ADHD related.,"I do stutter in english, but my brain decided to use my native language to replace the stutter"
Dug this friendly face out from storage. Hail PCMR,I think you open the wrong software
Act of mercy. It already had two feet in the grave.,I've never seen a deer so defeeted
Hillary at 66.6% on 538. Satan connections CONFIRMED,0.1% chance... HERE COMES THE JOHNSON
Need to adjust our pad level.,"If we would have just had the right pad level, Rodgers completes that deep ball to Jordy"
"Winston, road hog, mei, shes not in the best state rn because no one knows how to abuse her true potential.",Roadhog counters everyone.
By chance are you on Project Fi?,Yes!
"Yes he has big issues, but was it clear to him it was a 15 year old at the time? I mean I could be a dog for all you know.",He definitely deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Thank,You
"Google Home + IFTTT -- want a response without the then that part I basically want to set up a couple of my own easter eggs in GH for my family so that if I say something, GH will respond. I know how to do this with IFTTT, almost. When I set up the new applet in IFTTT, in the then part, I put in the phrase I want to say and the response that IFTTT should tell GH to say. So far so good. But, IFTTT then makes me pick a then action. But, the then that I wanted was really just the phrase being said, which is already happening (not sure why that is considered part of the if this, but whatever). For now, I have picked send a notification to my phone as the then action because I couldn't find a way NOT to pick a then action after the phrase is said. Am I missing something?","I just started getting into ifttt, so I'm not familiar with ghome integration yet, but could you not have ghome not say anything in response, and then say something as part of the then that part?"
"If you're selling booze by the glass, sandwiches, or pizza, the profit margins are already pretty high, and the labor is pretty cheap. I can understand small stores not accepting credit cards because they don't get a lot of business, or corner stores where most of their sales come from cigarettes so they have a $10 minimum for credit purchases. Otherwise, there's no excuse.",I wish cigarettes cost less than $10 here (legally)
"You can always get some friends who play Ana, or suck it up and play a character you don't like sometimes. Like the rest of us.","I don't have friends, i main Hanzo."
Look at the way on the bottom the paws are together a little bit. Total Cat Move,Also the I will kill you given half a chance look Immediately cat
"Y'all realize polyamory is a thing right? I just saw two salty roxygen posts get to the top of the front page and sorry if this is controversial or something but like; You know Roxy can date both John and Calliope? You understand that both ships can be cannon at once? There's no need for a shipping war we can combine the ships like power-ranger robots or voltron into one big giant robot man with Roxy at the helm blushing furiously? - One of Homestuck's main themes is teenagers realizing that certain rules aren't as immutable/don't mean as much as they originally thought they were/did, and this very much includes romatic rules like the quadrants or heteronormaty, so why should they keep to the rule saying they should have one matesprit? - There's even a precedent for a Roxy polyamory, since in the snaps Roxy and Calliope ask Jane out to dinner. - If Jane and John can share a dad they can share a girlfriend. - Tbh it would be really nice if Roxy - someone who spent years crushing on two different boys and knowing both of them were off limits - ended up having multiple girlfriends and a boyfriend by the end of homestuck. - Seriously Roxy was so lonely for so long she deserves to date everyone she wants to date. - Both John and Calliope deserve to be happy and experience romantic relationships and they both flipping can? - I mean if we're honest with ourselves polyamory could have solved like 40% of the problems in homestuck don't let the idea fictional characters should be exclusive ruin the ending. - I know you're sad that Roxygen got built up and then ignored but the reason for that is probably because of John having depression, so maybe be salty and impatient about John living alone and not being happy instead? Idk that's what I'm doing. - What are the downsides? I don't get why more people aren't going for this? (made small fast edit)","Polyamory is just not a thing that I, well, like."
EU takes Germany to court over nitrate,I thought Germany was the EU.
"That was on like 1 of 5 channels, no? And honestly, curling still sells. They can't just say meh, no coverage of curling of the second biggest curling event in Canada. I miss Sportsnet having the CL.",Back before they had more than just the main channel they'd show curling over CL footy.
So basically you can't tell a story without a photo to prove it... exactly the OP's issue Turn on the 6 o'clock news,A lot of ppl I know who are obsessed with selfies are also raging narcissists
This is not ps4 related and doesn't belong here.,"Thanks, *u/BradleyB636*"
"Need glasshead's opinions on purchasing a rig My friend has a buddy that is selling a toro double macro rig with a dome, used banger, and pelican case for $350. Do you guys think this is a good deal? lmk, I'll try to add a picture in the comments",Killer
Science rules,Experience and science rules.
I am every player that was killed in this clip.,It's called a magazine
Thats true my cousin is 8 and started talking shit about trump. However her knowledge was based off of hearing everyone else hate trump so she didn't have any good reasons other than he's gross.,She's clearly being paid off by the Clinton foundation to spread lies and smear Trump's name
Let it all hang out. No matter how much or how little there is.,The Milf is covering herself so that she doesn't embarrass him by showing she is bigger.
I wouldn't say you have to be liberal to appreciate sustainability. You just have to not be an ignorant twat.,"Right, but the Trump sign..."
Console version is offline. Could just port that to PC if it really is a different game.,Because console to PC ports are always flawless and require very little work
"Did the roster already get published? i went on FB but it didnt work, do you have a link?",Still waiting for the reddit post here
Why is that the most important GPU? It's definitely not the most used one.,Because it's the highest end consumer GPU that's reasonably priced.
"How are the backwards compatible PS3's holding up nowadays? I see that they're not *too* expensive. Around $100. Are they worth getting, or is it better to just use a PS2? Do they have any problems, are they loud devices? If they *are* defective, is it easy to open them up and maintain them? I do so with my PS3 slim but I think it is still too loud.","You're probably still better off just getting a ps2, and sticking with a ps3 slim, which are going to be more reliable down the line."
"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.",Striking fear into the hearts of thirsty children.
I have this terrible suspicion that if we win this Thursday and make the playoffs we are going to face the Pats and get murdered again. Please no.,"To be fair, if you made playoffs you were bound to play him eventually."
"Google aint wrong, you just cant read the stats he listed. 9,8 million km2 is the same as 3,8 million miles, and while he is listing the land area of the *European Union*, which is 4,5 million km2, your stat is the land area of *Europe*, the continent(so you included Russia, not him), which is 3,9 million miles or 10,18 million km2.","Hate to be picky as I agree with you, but 3,8mil miles isn't the same as 9,8mil km."
"Hi, i have a question?",Step 1: Have income that exceeds expenditure Step 2: Invest surplus Step 3: Invest interest from invested surplus Step 4: Repeat
Why do we have wordfilter ingame? That wordfilter from Garena server is stupid and annoying as shit. Why can't i talk as i want even in private/party/guild chats? Messages with word from wordfilter just doesn't appear. I can't imagine any reasons why do we have such stupid restriction for russian language when we doesn't have any on other languages.,I noticed sometimes if you type an english letter at the start of the line and then say whatever you want in russian it doesnt get censored.
That professor is unqualified to teach.,Hopefully a bunch of his students report him.
That's intense. You doing ok now?,Getting therapy but I'm doing better since.
so Jason is being a dick for no reason? why do this before a DE when Morgan is eligible to win HOH?,because he's the best player in the house
"Finger pain from mouse? Does anyone else get pain in the fingers when clicking a lot? Two weeks ago I decided to play a bit of diablo 2 again and the game is a giant click fest. Ever since then my fingers hurt after being on the computer for more than 30 minutes. My mouse (zowie am) does have quite hard mouse button,especially since I have a claw grip and I dont press the buttons at the end,more at the middle. I have this mouse for a few years now and I had this kind of pain rarely,and if it happened it lasted maybe a day or two,but never this long. I tried cooling which helped a bit,but did not get rid of it completely I dont barely feel the pain when I do something different that sitting at the pc. So does this happen to other people aswell? What do you do about it? What is a mouse with soft clicking?",Attach something under your finger tip so it protects you from wear and tear of the nerve endings.
"Those who downvoted/disliked (other than hothead) why? How can I improve the next montage I make? Was it the editing, music, etc? I thought the clips were pretty good, I've seen montages with much worse gameplay get better feedback.","Good editing and its obvious you can aim, but it looks like most of the time you are just killing clueless noobs/potatos"
Canadians to Lena Dunham: We don't want you either,Something tells me she's used to rejection.
i dont see why they changed it all. they had better change every trim req then so its easier for me to get trim if theyre going to make it easier for every pleb to get comp because spending 40 hrs at livid is so dam hard,You'd fit in well playing osrs
"Don't forget, this is the league that cares about player safety.",Kickers aren't flashy enough fuck em
"2016 Week 11 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-5) @ Cleveland Browns(0-10) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Thread is really dead today
I don't understand. How could someone downvote this?,because every month someone reposts it for karma.
Xeon or bust smh,A true PC entusiast buys X series so you can wake up every day with a hard-on for your beastly overclock made possible by your hardline waterloop.
MFW this lady tries to convince me to vote for Drumpf while I'm phonebanking for Hillary.,Clearly you hadn't quite made up your mind
The mathil nerf begins,"or as someone on stream was saying, obviously paid by ggg because more viewer friendly mainstream haircut for a nice mainstream game am i right?"
AUTOMATED,DYSTOPIAN
"Ok but this is best case scenario, and we all know it doesn't work like that.",Best case scenario is Benning discovers time travel and we win 100 cups in a row.
Who's b4nny? (Don't upvote or downvote),Google: b4nny tf2 Btw he's a competitive player on the NA 6s team Froyotech
"My brother was fired for jerking off in the break room... Not even subtle... Completely naked, going to town when the boss walked in. He bitched that he was on break, and needed to let off some stress, but was still fired obviously.",And he thought that was a good idea because?
If hl3 has micro transactions I might kill myself.,that would complete 2016 as the worst year
"Yeah, EMN made me sad cause there were almost no eldrazi to put in my kozilek eldrazi tribal deck :(",One day we will get a 5 colour devoid Eldrazi or something.
Article should have just said slower and less predictable than ever before. Source: Nexus 6 owner,"Did enrolling in the beta program, downloading Nougat and unenrolling not work for your Nexus 6?"
Tom Brady was on a talk show monday morning and said he didn't vote yet. Early voting ended Friday in his state. so either Tom lied to Trump or Trumps lying to us.,But Trump never lies!
Don't let the door clip your tail on the way out!,"No buddy, no tail here ;3"
What's up with all the furry hate here? Get a life losers.,I mean it's r/cringeanarchy and furries are cringey as fuck
Gave you the up vote back. Happy?,Oh sweet succulent karma....
"Also, after you trip, the slushee has spilled all over, but you pick it up anyway and continue to drink it, but it's empty so it makes that slurping noise, and you're mic'd obviously. After you're done slurping you belch, throw it off the stage onto the field and that's when you get down on one knee for the kill.",And don't forget to vape
"Oh, a meaningless, empty buzz phrase!",They're the reason you can be so ignorant in your little safe home.
Fiora melted towers before her rework.,"After the rework when they changed how tower damage was calculated, there was what I assume to be a bug where she could three shot the tower."
Because the racists aren't welcome. Trump isnt racist.. Period.,"Lol, you forgot the"
The committee was dominated with Labor and Greens members. Why would anyone but the ideologues care?,"Yeah, they don't even know what 'consult' means."
"That is so awkwardly awesome, it's weird.",What part of that is awesome?
"Alright, will do tomorrow morning",Tag it serious!
"What's wrong with movies? Honestly, you guys make life too strict, too austere. You need valence. Great cinema is art, something to experience.","im talking more about binge watching hours and hours just because you have nothing to do, instead of doing something else that could help you."
Jayce Inting in the last game wasn't fair at all,Rat IRL true mvp
"I am so sorry for your loss. I am so relieved you got away from that toxic family, you are so brave. That email was so horrible, that women is such a sick twisted individual.","She was never happier than when someone felt terrible, never met anyone like it."
Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,'Tis the night before christmas.
I've never tipped the delivery services employees for delivering me hundreds of pounds of Amazon packages but I always tip 20+% to someone who carries me a beer for 10 ft. saving to stuff some big $$ envelopes for the deliverers this christmas,Because tipping is stupid
Knife skills,Thought I was watching MGS3 for a second.
made...,"Yes, made."
Biggest pet-peeve: Grenade explosions. There's no fireball. A close second is the fake motivation.,What do you mean by fake motivation?
"3 armor need acoq !!!!!! 3 armor dont move that fast they need acoq to hold the objective, we have rook and doc, and every one pick them since they can hold angles and go for the head shots, eoch is going to have one as well , now we have 3 out of 5 3 armor with acoq , but what about chanka and kapkan ,they have been f**ked with the worst sight in game and they can't get the best sight in game which is the pk acoq , if they got it we will have all 3 armor with acoq , moving to jaugr and bandet , they really dont need the acoq , since they can move very fast close the cap and kill the target , now you have 3 armor with the right sight for the job in hand , which is to hold the objective, i love jagur but the fact he got the best gun with the best acoq is just bad , i can't tell you how many time i killed the other guy and felt the acoq did all the work , while on the other hand i play tachanka alot, i get killed because the guy can seem from this one inch hole and i can't cos the sights are just sh*t , the russian ops are geting the short end of the stick..... aways ......looking at you UBI fix this ......... please . what do you guys think ?",That made for an interesting read...
"Have you looked through a vive then a PSVR, I have, resolutions up close are bad enough even in the vive, but putting the PSVR straight on after felt like I went back to 1986, really made me appreciate my Vive hell of alot more",Lets not forget driveclub VR.
Preceeded by and followed by the faux outrage of people who don't like militant atheists or just like complaining about stuff in general. :),I hate militant atheists and pushy Catholics with an equal amount of detestment.
FiveThirtyEight now puts the race for control of the Senate at nearly 50-50. Five days ago it was 68.9-31.1 in favor of Democrats. What changed?,Comey
"A limited edition New Nintendo 3DS will be just $99.99 on Black Friday, the cheapest price yet on Black Friday",There is only one time I have wanted to live in America more than this
and now i know you are new too the game ;),"I know it wasn't before season 4, used to redpot all in with Riven a lot, but I was assuming we were talking about actual options."
"Duterte: 'Mr. Obama, you can go to hell'",The impotent ramblings of an angry child
You missed out the step where you thank every British citizen that pays for their TV license.,Make love man not war
"Most underrated squadmate? For me it's kasumi, grunt and jack, especially kasumi, i know she's a dlc character but i found her better than most of the characters that weren't!","Not a lot of people agree with me, but I actually really liked Garrus."
"After 50+ hours on Zenyatta, I finally got Rapid Discord!",Its only moving balls practic
In the UK they really did this. They built a dam in Wales to provide water for one of the cities in England. They built it where a village was and drove all the residents out. When the dam was finished the village was flooded. When the water levels of the dam are low you can still see the church spire sticking up out of the water.,Also at ladybower in Derbyshire
"We get a lot of socialist/Communist submissions that no one's bothered by. Which makes sense; one's an economic policy and the other's an ideology of hate, so I'm not complaining. Just saying I hardly ever see left wing flags or symbols marked over there.","Yeah, some will point out that some former Warsaw Pact nations have prohibitions on that kind of imagery the same way other nations are touchy about the Swastika, but it's typically not the same level of concern."
"It's the same in German. There are two words for Potato and one of them is Erdapfel, so earth apple. Which term is used depends on the region.","We shouldn't sweep the other word under the carpet here, which might be the most elegant word in german - Kartoffel."
Bins to return to Central and Roma Street by the end of the year,We won?
Tannehill is an elite prospect kek,Hes got so much potential!
im still waiting on the 1080p 60 fps patch. I'm pretty much done the story so Im hoping they update it before I finish. However even after im done I'll probably still be doing hunts and stuff. plus the dlc too,"im like lvl 87 and up to chapter 8, i have done every side mission possible and dungeon that i can so far, currently working my way through hunts too finish them off."
Catcam created Kaceytron,"I swear catcam wrote and/or writes all of the material, he's just so much more witty than kacey"
"If if helps, there was a case a few years ago in the county near Huntsville AL, where a school tried to handle a potential rapist without law enforcement. It didn't go well, the school system lost a lawsuit. Mentioning that might get your school's attention. I'll PM you a few more details","According to my Facebook feed, in the olden days, the cops were rarely called to schools to handle disciplinary issues and they all turned out just fine."
"Pagliano's lawyers are basically arguing that the subpoena is invalid. He has told them he will exercise his fifth amendment rights and refuse to answer any of their questions. A congressional subpoena has to serve a valid legislative purpose and if he's not going to answer questions then what is the purpose? That seems a little weak to me. This is obviously a partisan witch hunt, but it's still a congressional subpoena and you need to show up and state that you're exercising your fifth amendment rights. They're saying that he already did that in front of the House Benghazi Committee, but this is a separate committee so it seems like he should do it again. Anyway, nothing will come of this. He's not going to answer their questions because the Constitution says he doesn't have to. End of story. Chaffetz will grandstand as much as he can get away with and that will be the end of it. I do find it odd that they sent armed US marshals to serve him the subpoena. That seems like a bit much, but I don't know how these things work so maybe that's normal.",But wouldn't he be required to answer any questions that fall within the realm of his immunity deal?
Thanksgiving. Zeke will be fed.,HE'S A HUNGRY MAN
"Is there a reason that raw meat doesnt stack higher than 20? stacks of 100 would make life so much easier Its not like you can stack more in a smithy and craft high end items or something with higher stacks of meat, if they were at like 50/100 pr stack healing dinos would be so much easier... i think farming meat to prepare for a raid is something that should be more viable.. so painful with stacks of 20",Well force feeding to heal would be super overpowered if you didn't have to select new stacks every 10 seconds.
"Who would you rather have on your team? Fedorov or Datsyuk in their respective primes? I think Fedorov is the better skater and shooter, more versatile as well (we all know he played defense very effectively), but I think Datsyuk is a much better stick handler and more creative. I think both were elite playmakers/passers, but I'd give a slight edge to Datsyuk in that department.",Fedorov absolutely
The video I send clients who ask me for spec work.,Isn't that what an interim is?
Oh ok. That's it. You've convinced me I'm voting for trump. This is corruption on the highest level,"There's much, much worse."
The Stranger.,Things?
"Guys that are really, really good at videogames. Like I have several crushes on different pro smash players, OW players and so on. lol",but are you into Alex19 types or m2k types
"Yeah, but you just proved it right there. You were exuberant, not over exuberant. Open and shut case.","Had I been the one scoring I may have been over exuberant, we need an exuberance meter!"
If you think Hillary Clinton is more corrupt than Donald Trump than you haven't been paying attention at all this election cycle.,Next joke please
No bro. Google Slickwraps and search for your device on their website and pick the skin you want. Lol,That sounded way too hard
"You can't say what people recognized or didn't recognize. We both know that. There is a higher concentration of low informed, liberal, hyper-partisan voters (citizens or not is another question) in 4 major cities. That is more factual.",Source?
"The NFL is run like every other huge corporation in this country: growth and profits above all else. Why can't they fucking realize they have a great product that people are willing to pay for, and figure out how to run the league sustainably - balancing profit with consumer satisfaction? I swear to god, once Brady retires I doubt I'll tune into the NFL. It's so apparent that they're hellbent on squeezing every single dime out of it, even if it means putting forth a shitty product. All this recent bullshit about fining players for celebrating? I mean seriously, am I taking fucking crazy pills? Football is on its way out anyway with the whole concussion/CTE issue. I just wish they could run the league in a way that makes fans happy without cutting corners and pissing people off in the name of (more) money.",makes fans happy without cutting corners All the evidence you need is the highlight reel of the 2016 Hall of Fame preseason game... Oh wait
Voting in my first ever election today!,Yay!
"Don't know. Check out Merrick Garland though. He is a respected moderate conservative. Obama nominated him to the supreme Court. I was under the impression it was a political play to embarrass the Republican senators. That they can't even vote on a conservative nominee that they spoke highly of when bush nominated him to a lower court seat. His nomination is still pending a vote. If not voted on the new president could choose to let that nominee stand or nominate a new justice. Since the political move has already been satisfied , one wpuld expect a democrat president to nominate a more liberal justices. However, Clinton has said she would leave garland as her nominee. So instead of trying to get liberal justices on the court, hillary sounds like she os going nominate a conservative justove","Yea I could see her going with Garland, and her second pick could be more liberal."
I Found This Award Fitting,I hope we win this over Planet Coaster.
"Ok... this is a really weird question, but I've always wondered... How do foreign exchange students masturbate without it being really weird? And is it awkward for girl foreign exchange students to deal with their periods?",What?
"This is nothing but propaganda lol. There is nothing actually being said here, it's literally nothing but a smear piece.",Better get it to the top
Reporting your friends doesn't do anything.,holy shit all my wasted reports
What is your Favorite Data Modelling Tool? What is your Favorite Data Modelling Tool?,"paper, pencil... and eraser"
"On the same site shifted a bit, true. The point is that there's more office space at that address now than in 2000.",And that the owner of the twin towers made off with $12 billion in insurance when the towers got demolished.
DiGiuseppes OT Winner,shoutout to the dude in a Tuukka Rask Bruins jersey
Then why hasn't Assange left already?,"Because maybe the US doesn't have control over UK bail-skipping charges, or Swedish sexual assault arrest warrants?"
Group uses 'that Mexican thing' to register Latino voters,"Whip it out, you beauties."
Modest Mouse preforming completely shit faced live,I saw them live and honestly they weren't a ton better.
Aren't minutes metric? How many millidays are we talking about here?,Seconds are metric.
"What book do you find yourself returning to time and again regardless of how long ago you first read it? The one book I've returned to about a hundred times since I first read it in my teens is Dracula by Bram Stoker, I don't know why, perhaps its that brooding Victorian atmosphere, the fragmentary and unreliable nature of the story, or the idea that love can transcend the grave, anyway, just wondering what your lifetime book is and why you keep returning to it.",The Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny
Can confirm; am Alex Jones' son.,Username checks out.
Doesn't change the fact it's a cornerstone of the EU. It's not like the rest of the EU didn't benefit from it or didn't it? I don't consider being a drag being a reality check. I concede that point. You joined after the EEC was formed but before the official inception of the EU.,We wanted to join before 77 but a certain backstabbing Frenchman wouldn't have it
"Heather is a failed tv sitcom actress who married a plastic surgeon. Lisa is a restaurateur. Neither are old money and neither have serious f-you dough (Don't get me wrong, $30 million is a lot) and neither have lineage. Sonja married into it and so did Carole to a degree but the only housewife I can think of that was actually born into lineage was Lydia. Even that was only a few generations. But it was enough to bug Heather Dubrow who has zero lineage.","I think someone married a Count, and continuously referred to themselves as a Countess, but I don't remember it well."
What did Sc00t do?,Im curious as well
Your telling me,Your'e *
I'd recommend the movie if you are into 90 minutes of dick jokes and ethnic humor,Glad to see Seth Rogan stepping far outside his comfort zone with this film.
Non licensed LVN jobs So I graduated from my LVN program but did not pass my Nclex the first time. I'm currently studying to retake my nclex but want to perfect it so I'm taking some time to do it. Does anyone know what kind of jobs in the medical field I can find without being a licensed LVN?,Caregiver at an assisted living facility.
I want a full glam Trump look xD,Go to r/orangebeauty then
kiddin strangler #*My reach is spreading.*,VOTE FOR DOGGO 2K17
Pretty sure that even peridot can do better. But yeah,sick burn
"Rise and shine nasty women and bad hombres, it's time to vote!",GOOD AFTERNOON NASTY WOMEN AND BAD HOMBRES MAKE THIS HAPPEN <3
DOOM's new patch removes Denuvo (x-post from pcgaming),Linux version of Doom coming?
"If you just let the jobs go away and everybody who got replaced by automation fends for themselves, you'd probably end up with an Elysium type scenario. Huge, awful slums with separated areas where the rich live in ridiculous luxury until the inevitable uprising.","This is how it will go, universal income is a fairy tale that will never come true."
Is he... Drooling into her eye?,He might just be licking her face...
"Oh, thought that was just a typo and disregarded it. I wasn't aware that vapor baths were possible for TPU.",Why would you assume it's TPU?
"A friend took me to the Rams 's. Dolphins game for my birthday. I was expecting a blowout loss. we ended up leaving at the 4th quarter because we were up 10-0. 15 minutes later it was 14-10 we lost. 2 1/2 hours of shitty seats, drunk fans, over priced shitty beer, and a lot of rain. I thought that was bad. Then I watched the Rams 49ers game. Jesus. This team sucks. There's so many better sports team with cheaper tickets.",What a shitshow.
"Over 200 mounts, still missing that one :(",Everything my account renews I think I'm gonna go back
"Who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time And who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? Only time Who can say why your heart sighs As your love flies? Only time And who can say why your heart cries When your love lies? Only time Who can say when the roads meet That love might be in your heart? And who can say when the day sleeps If the night keeps all your heart, Night keeps all your heart? Who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? Only time And who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time",God damn I love that song
I hope no one spoils this for me.,F2 won in a landslide victory as Kronovi's mountain collapsed in the background
"If you execute all the lower and middle class people, you've only made the bottom tier of the rich into the new lower class.","Yes, but they'd still be extraordinarily wealthy compared to us today if they own any part of the means of production (robots & automation)."
"Anthony Weiner allegedly sexted with 15-year-old girl, sent her shirtless pictures: report",ugh...what an irredeemable creep.
I new it didn't look right lol,"The end result is most often going to elevate their loneliness, so it makes sense either way!"
"Who should lead the Justice League? I am curious to know what you guys think regarding the topic. I've seen some posts about it but no actual discussion topic. Note: Not who you think will lead the Justice League in the DCEU but who you think, in the DCEU, *should* lead the JL.",I want Superman to be the face of the group but Batman is the leader in terms of in action like Superman is the symbol of peace and the guy in the middle
You realize most people who work at restaurants (unless its a nice one) probably hate it there and feel underpaid and under appreciated and see customers as more work and not more money. It makes sense then.,"If that's their excuse, it is perfectly reasonable to diss their shitty food that they couldn't give enough of a fuck about, spend your money elsewhere, and enjoy watching their shitty restaurant flounder and close after taking up a perfectly good storefront for a year and a half."
Japan is on it isn't it?,"No, where did you see Japan"
"Let's all remember the reason for this law. Its so that you can keep your ballot private. There were fears that people would force you to share your ballot with them so they could know that you voted the way you said you would. Either for money or intimidation. This doesn't violate the spirit of the law, only the letter. And while everyone is going to be up in arms about any potential laws being violated today, I really think people need to calm down on this one.",So what your saying is that you think he is being paid to vote a certain way.
How filthy the skytrain stations are and how incompetent the cleaning staff are.,"Sooo, you havent travelled much."
Colorado split into 3 areas with approximately the same square miles.,"Pretty sure this is Wyoming, nice try OP"
Jesus Christ how did this alone not end his campaign,Cuz he's going to MaKe AmERIcA GR8 AgaIN
"Well if you didn't have that problem that doesn't mean others don't have that problem. I stayed at my uncle's house last month and he has 4 kids. Finding the remote was a big pain in the ass because they just kept it somewhere that you won't be able to find in ages. That's where IR blaster comes in. It's not a deciding factor, but it sure is pretty useful add-on like OIS.",Very true!
itt: disproven bullshit. Body types are about as true as hardgainers.,You mean ectomorphs?
You can't. It's based on your salary (and dependents).,So even if my expenses are higher and I can't afford a potential +$100 increase/month?
"Endorsements are fine, telling people you plan on voting X way with your super delegate vote a year before the first primary is another matter. If super delegates still served their original purpose Hillary would have been denied the nomination at the convention.",Your mental gymnastics are incredible.
"I hate it, but who would have been happy if you knew we would be 2-1 after broncos falcons broncos?","Considering Denver got 14 points off interceptions, Broncos didn't beat us; we beat ourselves."
"Let me just sit a moment. Hey, where'd that ball go?",Is there a sub for retarded cats?
"I just changed my appearance in a major way, curious about what you all think! Old verification photo for comparison.",Red head with freckles cannot be beat
Eagles finish 4th place so they've got an easy schedule next year going against the rest of the 4th place teams. Watch out for dem Eagles #SPOOKY,"I wish, but our schedule is still ridiculous"
What little thing cheers you up?,When everyone leaves me the hell alone
"Why is it a huge deal if nude pics of you are floating around, unless you hate how you look or you hate the attention? If you are brilliant and amazing, this just adds dimension.",The Dickth Dimension
PRS master race checking in,How's the dental practice?
MRW Im in a happy mood despite of my bad haircut.,yea because the haircut is the worst of his problems.....
"The damn election filtering into all corners of the internet: I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.","Completely irrelevant to the sub, but nice try."
"LOL, how do you figure?","well, he did manage to get to the White House and her ticket didn't, so he at least has that on her."
"You don't even really need to say that. You just need to say he's a drug dealer, who's going to question those doing the killings with government backing?",exactly...if you ask questions they will just say you did drugs too and kill you.
How good are the odds someone complains about Quijano being Mexican without realizing she's Filipino?,"its ok, Trump has pissed off the Filipinos recently too!"
ND portion of WWII memorial vandalized with #NoDAPL graffiti,"Yeah, vandalizing a war memorial for honourable dead will help the cause"
Hoooool up. Do they have VA as tossup on that map?,Yeah VA NC NH FL MI
Wasn't talking about gameplay when I said realism.,Then you're just trying to find excuses not to buy it.
Vanilla ISIS,"*Is Is Baby* *^Kaboom, ^Kaboom*"
Miss Mississippi Had Surgery at 18 to Correct Facial Deformity that Led Bullies to Call Her 'Horse Face',I was hoping for a before picture
And then all interests wouldn't be equal. Fuck the rural population though.,"Hey, now... Some of us in the rural population vote blue."
Except when it's lap 3 and you're in the infield with a wrecked car watching the race.,"You can't win the race on lap 1, but people sure love trying for some dumbass reason."
A cabin deep in the woods in Washington,That looks like heaven to me!
Control meta my ass.,weapon hate is the only hate in hearthstone thats good even though theres no sideboards.
Trudeau Says Private Fundraisers Are Really About The Middle Class,"Yeah its about the middle class, how to fuck them over"
You have it now. Too! You just have to type I voted in a comment.,I voted!
Xyz Monarchs are a deck,Unless I'm missing something Monarchs don't really have a way to go Rank 7 effectively.
"I feel like this should be obvious, TER?",Thousand-Eyes Restrict.
How do you steal it if there is a treaty? Doesn't that mean it was agreed upon?,If you sign a contract with a gun to your head would you say that the contract is still valid?
Trump files Nevada voting lawsuit,Breaking News: Judge rules against Trump- CNN
It's mile high! Easiest place to kick! I love having McManus on my team every year,I wouldn't say easiest... But 50 yards are much more doable
The amped hardpoints accumulate points as if you capped 2 non-amped hardpoints.,"How do the individual points, the assault and defense scores, get tallied?"
what happens if you click play,Still get the same fps as you do on normal settings
Is anyone in Highland Park today around 5pm and want to do a fellow redditor an easy favor? I'll buy you lunch or something.,What
Its equivalent of streamers playing on their smurfs to make highlight reals. At the end of the day we want some outplay and you get a lot more outplay when the players and teams are mismatched. The fact that Korea and NA still get the same 3 teams is hilarious. Over the years at the very least it should have shifted to to 4 Korean team and 2 NA teams. I would say the same for China and EU as well. They haven't delivered so give them all 2 teams and lets have more global tournaments throughout the year that qualify for the remaining spots.,While we're at it lets make worlds only for Koreans
They think Trump's a RINO,"He's a populist that breaks rank with many fiscal conservative policies such as being for eminent domain, against free trade, and whatnot."
Frank Quietly makes his horror animation debut,Spent a moment wondering who Frank was and why he had to get into horror animation without any fanfare.
"Real talk tho, she actually had a lot of good things to say and was very upset at the NYT",Yep and she's being attacked for daring to challenge the MSM
"Worlds - Casters for game 1 Who do you think the first casters will be for this years Worlds? I'm hoping it will be CLG Kobe, EU Deficio & someone hype like Pastry or Quickshot! It will be NA vs EU after all!","Pulse, Stress, and then Dom will make a guest appearance"
There's Nothing Sexy about Red Lobster!!!,So much accumulated hatred...
How are having an arsenal and being a techie mutually exclusive?,Because stereotypes!
dropping your phone on the treadmill,Now you have the curved screen you always wanted
"Walking Fends Off Loss Of Mobility, And It's Not Too Late To Start",Exercise is like a miracle drug.
Myron Medcalf: College hoops' most overlooked players,Medcalf isn't exactly know for writing out of the box type articles
People who say they don't want anything for their birthday - what do you REALLY want for your birthday?,50 Ultra Balls
TIL You can assassinate Watchers!,TIL people didn't play Spartan Ops.
"Because GOP has smaller majority than before (54) and they need 51 votes. Few moderate oppose and nominations don't pass. There were at least 10 current senators who didn't vote for Trump. Currently there are not many vocal opposing voices except Rand Paul, but things can change. McCain will rebel if it looks like Trump will be soft on Putin. Nothing comes free. It's possible that Trump must give up some people to get others pass.","Just to add Pence was on Foreign Affairs/International Relations committee in the House from 2003-2013 before he was governor, I think he has a bit more experience in NSC related ways than the rest at least."
"Wow you're ex, if they did those things, was the worst. I hope that they sleep real unsoundly.",If I would've taken his advice I wouldn't have slept the last month.
Baro Ki'Teer 9/23,those credit costs tho
"kids got stones, I bet he meant geology",He geocrashed.
That's the most efficient vote I've ever made,#VOTERFRAUD Obligatory
His oratorical skills are unlike any previous president!,"Well, now I can feel extremely confident in the knowledge that even though I'm not a native speaker, my English vocabulary very likely exceeds that of the most powerful man on the planet."
"TBF, ignorance pretty much always comes with ignorance and pride, there's a term for it that I'm blanking on that goes to the tune of, Knowing nothing yet being confident that you know everything.",Dunning-Kruger effect?
(NSFW) What is the sexiest photo that someone has taken of you?,There was a camera when I got my colonoscopy.
Still waiting on Obama to do that.,When did Obama acted like a whiny bitch?
He's most likely Funtime Freddy.,"He is, it says in the credits."
Void after removed from packaging. Luckily this model has an update that should be coming out soon.,FINALLY
"Nobody has joined my lobby yet, it has been about 3 minutes.",Same for me but probably will take a few hours for things to settle.
# CNN BREAKING NEWS: Guerrilla journalist seeks to deny voting rights from undocumented immigrants,## CNN BREAKING NEWS: Racist guerrilla journalist denies free room and board for mentally illl and homeless people!
"If it's very similar, couldn't you just say something like Oh man, I've seen that too, it's the look on their face that makes it though isn't it? or some other tidbit that shows that you're not trying to one-up them but that you understand the situation.",That's a great idea.
"I'm not voting to protest. I'm voting for who I want for President, period.","I want Snoop Dogg for president, so I wrote him in."
Hillary will never go to prison.,Trump will never be president
Try telling her: THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS HAVE VIOLENT ENDS May need to say it more than once...,Lol...I liked that they prepared for people to say that to AEDEN.
"Reddit is notoriously bad RE anything in the legal industry. If I had a penny for every time I've heard; That (potential plaintiff) has a great case, but there's no way they can afford an attorney. The system is broken! ...I'd retire. There's a truly basic lack of understanding about how the process works.","Yeah, it's frustrating, haha."
Now I'm curious to see the sort of stuff you can do with all that gear.,"Because I suck, I go criticize other's works elsewhere."
"In your opinion, what's the worst skin in the game/for every hero? Obligatory anti-anti-spambot text",Witch mercy
"Elephants walk on their tip toes. If you look at their skeletons, their feet have a ball of fat that holds up their heels, and their toes are pointing down. That's why elephants are never still. This is a lot like a woman in very tall high heels walking down hill too fast.",Don't most animals walk just on their toes---like what we think of as our ankles are their knees?
what? sabonis is already better than collison ever was,This is not true.
My completely restored (post fire) 1994 Mazda RX7. Now with a hood!,That's sexy.
"Hilariously, the stylist I have been going to for years is a manager at a SuperCuts. And every single damned time I try going to someone else, they screw up my hair.",When you find that one hairdresser you pray you can stay with them forever.
"No, Richard Sherman deliberately tried to sabotage his own team just so he could take out the opposing kicker's knee. Because he's a supervillain or something.","People really think this, like....without the"
Only in the RepubliClown party.,America is an (entertaining) mess.
"As a socialist, trust me when I say he's not one. He's a social democrat who seems to think that and democratic socialism are the same thing. Do some research into what socialism actually is. If you haven't, you're misinformed.",He's a self described socialist.
I thought it was shake & bake.,I thought it was Magic Man and El Diablo
peruvian detected.,Me descubriste.
"Trey Burke on his stint with the Jazz, They couldn't break me. That's why they tried to do. Burke is currently averaging 2.5pts/0.7r/0.7a on 36% FG with the Wizards.","Yeah but what about advanced stats, all that matters now"
lol I worked with this super good looking non threatening looking black guy. He looked like Idris basically... Every damn night there would be some super drunk white girls like making really weird comments to him... You are so sexy... I was with a mixed blood guy once! That is nice.,Wanna make some mudbloods together?
Yay let's help pay for public transportation so corporations and the IOC can benefit guys!,"If thats what it takes, the public will benefit in the long run."
Hello NSA,fuck the NSA
Israeli Amb. Reveals What They'll Do With 'Evidence' Obama Was Behind UN Resolution,God bless Obama if he was
"8-year-old Girl Complained an 8-year-old boy in Her Grade Keeps on Trying to Kiss Her. Author says that The boy may only be eight, but he is old enough to understand...consent and this is where violence begins because men are almost always the perpetrators.",And women are mostly whores.
"Thermal efficiency =/= MPG. He means that the cars convert gasoline into usable energy much better. Keep in mind that an f1 car revs higher thus using more fuel. Maybe if they were at 2000 rpm instead of 17000 rpm, they might be more fuel efficient. And as explained, electricity generation is at about 30% thermal efficiency while F1 is pushing 50%. Meaning the cars are more efficient in that regard.","OP said fuel efficiency, not thermal efficiency."
Or did you mean Lutris? Its like an open source Steam. Its a game manager.,Yeah Lutris.
Holy shit I wouldn't be able to afford $80/mo for internet. I'm not willing to go higher than what I'm paying now ($50 taxes included/mo).,Who's your provider?
"Honestly, 8 months in and at 20 years old she should be cutting her losses not going to therapy with this guy. It would be one thing if they'd been dating for 5 years but they haven't even hit the one year mark.","I completely agree, but based on her comments it sounds like OP isn't willing to just throw in the towel."
Don't have em anymore m8.,"Yeah I figured, what'd you end up getting for them?"
"Isn't there an issue with the reload of the rifle though? I've noticed that the rifle doesn't have a single-bullet reload animation, so if you shoot 1-4 bullets out of the 5 and reload, the animation is always your soldier putting in a clip of 5 into the chamber. That's not supposed to happen right?",The m95 does that in real life.
Somehow manages to be worse than original Skyrim to Reddit despite almost literally being the exact same game \^My prediction of how reddit's going to act about Skyrim Special Dish,That would just make my day.
I have one leg,wtf are you asking?
"Pretty neat, it appears to be pinless unless it has something like Zen pins hidden.",Was wondering the same thing
"OFFICIAL ELECTION NIGHT PRE-GAME THREAD! GET IN HERE, CENTIPEDES! #TODAY WE MAKE HISTORY! --- ###ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? The first polls are closing shortly! ###Let's get HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",First county reporting early voting in FL: Trump 65%
"imo the blue splashes on the Q's are sweet, i also love the shield and the sword in ult form.","I actually think the sword is the worst part, looks absolutely awful IMO"
Many of the spreadsheets require a magnifying glass to read? Can Balmer not afford a bevel-less multi monitor set up?,He has to watch his pennies 'ya know
"Yes, Miami is spending billions doing two things: - Raising the roadways - Putting in HUGE pumps around the city to get the water out As tides come in, they are actually seeing sea water come out of many sewer drains. This is just an example. Even their fixes for now are supposed to last only 30-40 years.",Check with Trump scientists - global warming is a plot by the Dems to scare us.
When a dirty bomb explodes it sends radioactive material directly around it and stops at any walls and objects. It doesnt explode and send radiation for blocks/miles through walls and shit,It depends on the material and what happened to it.
"fuck you beeping: people beeping their horns - not cos of danger, but to say the light is green, and I can see you on the phone, so fuckin beeeeeeeep",Fuck you for being on your phone instead of paying attention to the road.
I hate Simmons because I'm a Lakers fan. Only reason. Nothing else.,I think he would respect that.
"Livestream of Oversight Committee Hearings, starting now.",#AYES HAVE IT
"GOAT? I'm not faniliar with that acronym, please elaborate.",Greatest Of All Time
I didn't tell you how to live anything. Don't take yourself so seriously.,Don't tell me what to do.
100% blindpick summoners rift. blind pick masterrace,Just... Why?
Self driving cars will eliminate stop lights*,...from the intersection.
"One time someone got offended when I put on my seatbelt, thought I was commenting on her ability to drive.",So they were offended because you were fallowing the law ?
"Most twerps are not smart at all, even if they omit using phrases/terminology like RMV or hypergamy, talking about how women are attracted to dominance screams aspie who gets his sex tips from the internet.",Why would you talk about dominance?
Is this Grand Moff Tarkin behind Darth vader in Rogue One?,yeah i recognize him 100%.
Can't believe we got that field goal! Roll wave!,He had more than enough distance too
Why am I getting avatar award popups for awards that I have already unlocked years ago? Recently decided to boot up my Xbox 360 and play minecraft xbla after 2 years and I am unlocking avatar awards and gamer pics that I have already unlocked back in 2013. Is this a common bug after installing title updates?,They added more achievements a few updates ago.
"Or maybe we could teach people the word oikophobia, since it's way more of a problam than xenophobia these days.",Isn't that the fear of Greek Yogurt?
I thought they were Redbone Coonhounds.,Fuck if I know
lord whatever's register as orbitalstrikes,"At this point I just leave their games, not worth the trouble"
I feel like my wife (35) and I (42) are heading into the beginnings of a dead bedroom. Advice needed...,Ask her for her price list
I thought you loved with your sister for the year?,I am her landlord.
I would love to pay 650 a month. Paying 1200 for a wife and 2 kids. Not to mention the 4000 dollar deductible. Whole thing is a shit show.,So you want to remove the only price control measures and ruin insurance for everyone because you're mad your kids are expensive?
Regi - Response to Sean's reaction to my interview,"seangares;  Richard Lewis Help, please"
"I think it may be Draven, with two ice cream cones instead of axes. Could he wrong tho",Cape thing though
I put money on the Titans. Don't fail me now.,That's a ballsy bet you made
What is something you wish people could take the time to understand?,The fact that some people deserve to fail
Mike Pence is now hiding emails,Nice find OP.
"Unfortunately, the president has to be at least 35 years old.",Get a tortoise.
"I don't get why people would sub to a Reddit of a show, well USA get it about a day before me but still, I just type in the show after I've watched it, then forget about it till next week.",Big moments tend to reach front page within 12 hours of that show airing.
What was the strangest punishment your parents gave you?,My mom made my sister and I wear a stuffed crab on a ribbon around our necks when we were being crabby.
"I'm 65. I'm confused when reading all the latest articles and have to stop and ask myself, are deplorable's and basement dwwweeellleeerrrs the same thing? Like is OT on topic or off topic? trump is a modern satyr vs. the modern saviors... of all good & evil, like Putin. As confusions are sayings, I swear!","Sorry if this is OT, but how come when we are sick, we say that we are burning up, but when your house catches fire, it burns down?"
Does anyone have the actual stats/percentages for how much the badges actually help? I couldn't find this info in MyCareer and google only returned info on how to acquire badges! Sorry if I'm missing something obvious.,"Check 2k13 or 2k14 info, the badges were called signature skills and they had descriptions and everything if I remember correctly."
At least it ain't Megan Kelly fighting with the candidates. At least they're debating and fighting each other.,Lester many times tried debating Trump.
"You got it so wrong in so many levels. I don't know where you got that but you're totally wrong, when I meet new people I usually say from up north and they don't use voot or vit at the end when they try to pronounce it. Whoever told you that should be punched in the throat",Well I lived in Nunavut for several years..
Why are there trans people on this feed that are Republican? Don't you realize they threaten your rights?,They don't though.
"1,492,225","1,492,226 So much anticipation"
"Anime with a similar atmosphere to Occultic;Nine? (rainy city, dark and moody)",Durarara!
he should be dismembered with a butter knife.,Lets not go into podesta territory
If you stay nice for around 3 months it resets at least did for me,how do you know if it resets or nah...
I'm sure he'll remember more details as he continues to revise his tale. Maybe he'll even recall how he singlehandedly fought off all those ninjas!,"And that was AFTER they tried to poison him, but he simply willed the poison out of his system."
Built in Velcro straps with a braided cable = this,I don't see the problem
"Is the game still out for people? If so, who's downvoting the guy trying to help them out?",Some people aren't quite grasping the Fact that half KC can't see the game.
"Redditors who have won the lottery, what is your life like now?",I pay snails to kill people.
"In our feminized society, a woman's life is worth more than a man's. A man is expected to sacrifice his life in exchange to help a woman in mortal danger, but never the reverse.",What feminist invented chivalry?
How the fuck do you let yourself get injured on one of the biggest paydays in UFC history?,I'm sure he purposely injured himself
My friend made a cake of her friend's dog for a party. I think it turned out really well.,I'm just hoping the dog bone is a cake for the dog.
"These are scientific polls, the ones they're talking about are just online what's your favorite anime character types where you can clear your cookies and vote again. Scientific polls are done by professionals calling people on the phone, they can't be skewed by the people being polled.",Well they can but they're harder to intentionally skew
"I'm Canadian, and next weekend I'm grabbing my winter coat, a warm drink in a travel mug and going Pokemon hunting. Just need the supplies if you're Canadian! :P","Haha, easterners... Out west it's only regular coat and room temperature drink weather."
"Can we please stop talking about mandates? If we're going by popular vote, no presidential candidate has had anything even close to a mandate since Reagan won re-election with 58% in 1984. And no sane linguist would refer to 58% as a mandate. It's a modest improvement over half. Trump has 46.3% -- that's certainly not a mandate, it's not even a majority. Then again, neither is Clinton's 48.2%. And for people citing Obama in 2008, he only had 52.9%, which once again is roughly half. Nowhere close to mandate status. Now if we're talking about electoral college votes (which we should, since that's what the candidates actually focus on trying to win), Obama won 68% in 2008, which is much closer to mandate territory. To get significantly higher than that, you have to go back to George H. W. Bush's 1988 win with 79% of the electoral college. Meanwhile, Reagan won 90% of the electoral college in 1980 and won a record-setting 97.58% of the electoral college votes in 1984 (yes, you read that right). So let's all shut up about mandates please.",The reason mandate is being discussed here is because Republicans since the election have been using that word.
"Radiator sounds like running water? Out of the blue my watercooled rig, about 7months or so old loop, started to make a running water type of sound. I believe it's coming from the radiator. There are no bubbles in the loop and the rig hasnt been moved or anything in quite a while. The reservoir hasn't lost even a hair of water in the entire time I've had the loop going and hasn't lost anything recently. Inside and out still seems, looks, and feels dry as far as my inspection has gone. All fittings are still right and dry. I'm a little worried, is this normal? What should my next steps be?",Sounds like you just have air in there.
FBI reopening Clinton email investigation,Please serve justice.
"Possibly Kerala - given his liberal, semi-western attitude :-)",Then probably not Kerala but maybe mumbai.
Why is the chat bar so screwed up? It keeps auto-scrolling to the top! Someone help?? I can't chat or even read what my teammates are saying,they fixed this with a patch a couple hours ago.
"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.",#Praise KEK
Is the mysterious artifact the ibistick?,It is a mystery
FBI will re-open investigation into Hillary Clinton's email server,I look forward to the results of the investigation when they are announced mid-January
"Senate Session The Senate voted on H.R. 6792, a bill reauthorizing the 1996 Iran Sanctions Act through December 31, 2026.",H.R.6792 - Veterans Physical Therapy Services Improvement Act of 2008 110th Congress (2007-2008) Maybe a rider?
memes?,Definitely memes
Calum not even acknowledging the green lantern in his last video,That's Kilowog in the background.
"Twenty-five years of ultra-conservative, pro-corporate juris-imprudence.",Which is why I'm voting for Hillary even though she sucks.
"Don't PSG have any good back up strikers? What about Ikone, he was decent in the pre-season when I saw him.",Augustin looks promising.
Grandmother made this cake for my birthday,"Everyone already beat me to the aquarium jokes, so I will just say your grandmother is awesome and that looks great!"
Gnaw your ankle off. Change names.,I don't have an ankle thing.
"lol I know they can do better, do you guys know instagram secretly uploads your pics while your captioning them to make the loading seem instant... same with likes and comments... it's 2016 app Dev's step your game up if you want to be #1","You know there is a considerable difference in necessary bandwidth, right?"
Mech assault,Splinter cell
"Forreal goddamn that's an ass you put in tupperware cause you can't eat it all at once. That's an ass you put on layaway cause even if you could afford it all at once it'd be too much. That's an ass a waiter would make some smart ass comment about you being hungry if you finished the whole thing. That's an ass you need a bookmark for so you can come back where you left off. That's an ass that needs a checkpoint system so you can jump right back in if you die. It's the type of ass you set up camp halfway through and head up to the summit in the morning. There should be a tax on that ass and it should be in the highest bracket. If you won this ass in the lottery and chose to get it in yearly payments instead of a lump sum you'd still have enough ass from year to year to last you a lifetime. Everyone should be evacuating to under this ass to get away from Hurricane Matthew. There are still parts of this ass that are unmapped. This ass is the No Man's Sky of asses. This ass could end the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. This ass could lead a successful working class revolution to seize the means of production, those means being this ass. This ass is orbiting the sun and dragging the Earth along with it. NASA should redirect Juno and the Hubble and bring Voyager back into this solar system to study this ass. There is probably a graveyard of fallen soldiers in this ass. People want to talk big but there's no way you're coming close to handling that.",What the fuck did you say that to me etc etc
"Both of Ronda Rousey's movies postponed/possibly cancelled, studio has concerns over her acting ability",Her ceiling as far as acting goes is WWE.
"What we need is some kind of organization whose members collect information, verify that the information is correct, and then communicate that information to the rest of us in a consistent and reliable manner that inspires trust. I'm not sure what we'd call such an organization, but I say we give it a shot.",We should call it the regulated news
He's doing considerably well. I don't think I stayed in the lines until I could at least see over the steering wheel.,He is doing better than some drivers in the states and paying more attention to the road than many drivers in the states
Difficulty with consistency is just a rule for anything worth doing though.,Yea and that's hard for *everything*.
Meltdown at the Hillary Clinton celebration headquarters,But it was her turnnnnn
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO IVANKA TRUMP! SHE'S NOW OLD ENOUGH TO BE U.S. PRESIDENT ONE DAY AND THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT.,I'd vote for her.
Have you checked their border and their history? You live right next door.,"No, I have never heard of Finland, their border or history."
Why won't Hillary accept the results?,Because she's a petty person who can't believe her life's ambition was snatched from her yet again.
Oh coco,not even a nose exhale
"OhNatural on soy Not surprisingly OhNatural and my dad are crazy about certain foods but also homophobic. They hate all GMOs and before no contact I had them hidden on Facebook for the never ending posts on how awful gmos are. OhNatural has also said the phrase, they can do what they want behind closed doors, but they don't need to flaunt around in a parade. This post specifically about soy products though. She hates them for being gmos and for having estrogen. She would always tell me how terrible soy is for you (it's not, you'd have to eat so much for it to be bad like any food). One day she dropped the gem on me. OhNatural was saying how terrible soy baby formula is and it's causing men to have those high feminine voices. If they hadn't been fed soy milk they wouldn't be so feminine. Because that's how that works.",I really hate it when people let their stupid out to play.
never watched the movie. i got bored 20 mins into the movie and fell asleep,Bhai phir comment khaye kar Raha hai
"it's a tie between house of 1,000 corpses and how stella got her groove back",That last one definitely gave me nightmares.
"How does it feel to steal elections, risk nuclear war, and rob the middle class? You lost, get the fuck over it you smug dickheads.","Please, you people are the ones being smug fucking dickheads, brigading and preaching about how morally superior you are."
These fuckers are trying to get us to go to bed. WE WILL NOT GO TO BED! CALL IT!,AND THERE IT IS
"Batman #17 cover by Finch, Miki, and Bellaire",my question is where is duke
"Oh don't get me wrong, I would have told you, but I'm sure they're under some sort of contract, so they couldn't tell you",forgot the
(((Hollywood))),wew lad
I think dragon lance (the definition of fantasy to high-school me) had this weird spin that dragons actually come from space and used magic to travel between worlds. I also vaguely remember another dragon based novel that dealt with dragons being able to travel between planets by magic. Can't remember the name of that one though.,"I loved dragon lance, but i cant remember much of the lore, thats a cool tidbit i dont think i ever picked up"
That would actually be good,She's got too much sense for that... :P
Martin Shkreli is a fucking S A V A G E,Will he release his private Wu-Tang album now?
"I have a related question: how does proficiency bonus work in Wild Shape? What if your proficiency bonus is +3, but the form you shift into only gets a +2, which bonus do you use? I get that you use the physical stats of the beast you shift into, but who's proficiency bonus do you use?","I'm assuming you use the beasts statistics, including its proficiencies."
I hope your use of trigger is ironic,The word trigger triggers me.
Except no one will ever buy it for that much. Just listing it as that much doesn't mean it's worth it. 10 to 30k is what it's worth in real money.,The fact that someone will pay 1 year's rent on a card is still something.
Triggered!!!!OMGS!!! ^_^ Heh.,OMGDJFD you are literally Hitler.. Stop assuming my gender
"Facts: 1) His mic has nothing to do with his sniffling, 2) His audio on television was absolutely fine, and the television audience is who deemed him the loser. Not sure if he actually had any issues in the debate hall but it had no effect on how the debate was perceived.",When he made the remark about his temperament the mic seemed to work fine.
"We need another country to just step in, lightly put their hand on America's shoulder, and give the talk.",Maybe Germany?
"Did you know the human eye can only see 30 fps? That ball is actually spinning fast enough to be a solid ball of light, its just our eyes don't have a high enough frame rate to keep up. That's why you only need an xbox that runs 30fps, and don't need to waste money on some fancy pc running a higher fps, fun fact!",I think you forgot the
"Didn't Bernie enter the race not associated with the DNC then reluctantly joined up with them just for a platform, all while basically saying we're gonna destroy these guys? They were never going to let this guy have it without a fight.","Well, at least the DNC came out on top of that battle... How nice for them."
When I call out a repost I get downvoted. What are you?,"IDK, Its like america flipped a switch last night."
"I'm still shocked we did it in 2008. I mean, Donald Trump is the republican nominee.","republicans shit on their grassroots that cycle, democrats didn't a bit of the reverse this time around"
Canada's immigration website keeps crashing for 'some reason',It's well known that the best way to fix something you don't like in a democratic society is to refuse to take any further part in it.
"Actually, futa is equally as gay as straight porn. You see straight porn has one guy and one girl Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch a futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus 25% male-male gay and 25% female-female gay. Which is a net rate of 50% gay. This is because you cannot achieve 0% gay with two girls because that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.",so basically only solo masturbation vids aren't gay.
We use the black cards from cards against humanity,So do you recursively keep playing cards to fill the blanks?
Because they aren't straight up bullying the Philippines in its territory.,"But the bully who pretends to be your friend but is actually making sure you will be so dependent on him you can't say no to everything he tells you without suffering the consequences is just as evil as the bully who straight up fights you, if not more."
I had to because it's 380. With any other caliber I would test 100 rounds,Better safe than sorry I suppose.
"Weed is not the same as it used to be Hi everyone, I am new to posting on Reddit, but I have been browsing for a long time. Recently, I found out about this sub, as only recently I have grown to like weed due to a dentist visit. I have smoked weed for several years and I was (previously) never really impressed by it. I started During my undergraduate years, I smoked the stemiest, shittiest, street weed to the absolute best geneticallyengineered-purple-dankass-skunkass-fromupnorth Colorado had to offer. I didn't really enjoy any of it that much. At most I would get a mild high/euphoria, but often I would feel frustrated and paranoid about not being in complete control of my mind. (I was a pretty hardcore student- A's and stuff, so maybe that had something to do with my dislike of weed). But then I got a root canal... The root canal wasn't the exact reason I like ganja now, specifically, the dentist kindly offered me laughing gas and a horizontal tv above the reclining chair where Indiana Jones was playing. Wow, it was one of the best feelings I have ever experienced. I loved how I felt that I was floating off the chair, totally dissociated. My voice and sounds around were magnified, everything was bright and blurry. It was better than weed, opiates, benzos, and alcohol. I was so happy that I decided to yell (when Indiana killed a nazi) THATS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR A NAZI, BITCH as loud as I could then laughed my ass off. The dentist asked me to quiet down, as there were kids around. In response, I loudly exclaimed that the kids were faggots. Unfortunately he turned my gas down (that actually happened btw) After this experience, I was Jonesing for something to make me feel the way nitrous did again. I studied Neuroscience in my undergrad and I am also currently studying perception/pain in medical school. I remembered that Nitrous is an endocannabinoid neurotransmitter, in that it is released from the post-synaptic/target neuron, to the pre-synaptic neuron. This helps post/pre synaptic neurons communicate, which potentially modulates various functions like NT vesicle release, NT storage, etc. This system was actually named after cannabis, as it is known to have a similar retrograde functions as nitrous oxide. I remembered this, and decided to smoke again. Smoking started a fire. I love it, so, so much. I love how weed enhances music, sex, and life in general. I love how it alters time so that I live in the moment and how it opens me up to new experiences. I love that it allows me to surrender control in a way that is relieving, rather than frustrating, almost like when a friend offering to drive for you on a long, long road trip. I love the way it smells. I would eat a bowl of nugs for breakfast every day if I could. Ugh My question for you all is (finally), has anyone else had similar experience(s)? Do other substances alter your love for trees? I know LSD practically ruins weed for a lot of people? Maybe nitrous oxide has the same effect in the opposite way? I thought I would share this experience and open it up for discussion Thank you!!!!!",Heard of whipits?
"It's the default, but if you have a router you might need to manually forward port 8333 to your PC. You can also try setting `upnp=1` in `bitcoin.conf` to have it autoconfigure some routers, but UPnP doesn't have the best security track record...",Thanks!
FINAL FANTASY BRAVE EXVIUS x Brave Frontier: Rain and Fina Unit Info,Is this the answer for Trump's victory?
"In my jacket made of iPhones, I am invincible!",Pretty sure that isn't an iPhone.
THIS is why we are winning folks,"Trump so bad, any text about him should automatically turn into comic sans."
"What should i read next? I just finished Batman The Dark Knight Returns .... And *i loved it!* Seriously! Never thought i was going to be so interested in a comic-book (First time reading comics btw ...) Now, while i really loved TDKR, for what i have read here and there, the sequels and follow up material by Miller while not bad(?) doesn't seems to be my thing ... So i figure something more canon would be cool! Any recommendations? Ps: if you need to know what i didn't like about this comic: * Selina: While it's true that beyond Games, Cartoons and the Movie i have literally no mayor insight on this character i was really disappointed by the character depicted here ... Like almost to the point of feeling mad about it .... I mean, it makes sense and is appropriate to the story but i was really expecting something different on the moment when i finally meet *the* Selina of the comics (I know it isn't exactly canon but you know what i mean) * Sometimes the Art Style ... while i really like the depiction of Batman, i was not fond of the citizens and mostly the Mutants designs. Ps2: Not a native English speaker ... sorry!","Year One, The Long Halloween, and The Court of Owls."
Yea like at this point what difference does it even make?,It makes a big difference when you misquote something.
Why are the underneath routes so open?? Are we running a prevent defense?!,"It's the fourth quarter, so yes."
"Hey dickhead, you _screenshot_ 4chan, linking to it only works up until the thread gets nuked.",Clearly a newfag.
"Donald Trump Is a Lazy Idiot, Trump Campaign Tells New York Times",He's gonna destroy her.
"Here, this is an attempt of remake I made recently and posted here without success. **Passive - Plague of war** When Aatrox is vanquished, he does not die. Instead, he gets sucked in his demonic sword. The sword plants itself in the ground where he dies. The blade has one unkillable health point that can be lifestealed upon and absorbs spells that pass through it, protecting teammates behind it. After 15/30/45/60/80 seconds (depending on level) Aatrox resurrects at max hp from the blade. Additionnaly, the sword's demonic powers gradually corrupt the ground around it up to a radius. It pulses inwards every 2 seconds and sucks the life out of ennemy minions or champions that enters the radius to decrease Aatrox respawn time by 2% per ennemy per pulse (If 3 people or minion stand in the radius for one pulse, Aatrox gains 6% reduction on his respawn time). This drains their health bar by 2% of their max health per pulse (20% for minions, he can farm while dead). This works up to 50% of Aatrox's respawn time. Every allied or ennemy spell or attack on the blade also reduces the respawn time by up to the same limit at a rate of 10% per spell/auto-attack. When coming out of stasis, Aatrox enters a reforming state for 4 seconds during which his demonic thirst charges to full. During this time Aatrox can't be damaged or CCed (by anything) and as he is reforming, he can't use any spell or auto either. He can only move. [this exists to prevent him to get stuck under tower/fountain and being abused. Doesn't prevent jungle camp though.]. Thirst of the blade : Life steal doesn't work as such on Aatrox as the Blade sucks it all up and converts it as damage. For every 1% of life steal bought, Aatrox gains 1 bonus AD. **Reasoning :** -spirit of the old passive but better -really fits the concept of a champion that can't die and incarnates war -excalibur feeling on top of magic sword that soaks up damage -promotes interaction with ennemies and allies -takes into account the death under tower/in terrible places. -as it has a huge upside (no basing when dead) it also includes a huge downside (no LS, but AD conversion ratio). -number need obviously to be fixed. **Q - Man splitter ( 12 seconds)** **Active** : Aatrox channels a swing of his blade either from the left or from the right (the blade extends in the process). The blade completes a half circle rotation upon full charge damaging anything in its path for X true damage,slashing 25% of the targets bonus armor for 5 seconds and applying a minor slow (10%).If it touches a wall or terrain at any point, Aatrox and the blade get stuck in it for 1.5s. **Demonic bar full** : [Upon activation of W + Q ] Aatrox wakes up his demonic sword. Waking the blade turns the full demonic thirst bar to a full demonic curse bar. The sword extends by 150 units and the damage taken by the spell and effects are doubled. The Demonic bar turns into a fully charged cursed bar. If no champion is hit by this spell, Aatrox's attack speed and attack damage are reduced by 50% for the next 4 seconds. [can't be used while in ultimate] **Reasoning** : -main spell -wrong use will punish aatrox, good use will allow zoning -empowered spell punishes aatrox really hard for missing, so it's a decision -armor slashing will make aatrox good vs tanks or tank fighters that would otherwise simply try to outsustain Aatrox while going for small trades. Excellent Synergy with penetration items. **W - Cursed blade (Automatic first spell, 12 seconds)** **Passive** : Aatrox's resource is demonic thirst (200 units at level 1). It can be generated in three ways : attacking an ennemy minion (10 stacks), attacking an ennemy champion (20 stacks) or being in really close range to ennemy champions ( 10 stacks per second per champion). It doesn't decay with time. When the bar is full, the bar turns purple and becomes a full demonic curse bar that will grant additionnal positive or negative effects to Aatrox's spells. **Demonic bar full** : [Upon double activation on W + W] Aatrox wakes up his demonic sword. Waking the blade turns the full demonic thirst bar to a full demonic curse bar. Aatrox gains 10/15%/30%/45%/60% Attack Speed, 3/4/5/6/7% of his bonus AD and 100 range for 5/6/7/8/9 seconds. Upon the end of the timer, Aatrox needs to have depleted the demonic curse bar. To deplete it, Aatrox needs to hit ennemy champions (100% efficient) or minions/monsters (50%). At the end of the timer, his sword taxes him with 1% of his current health for every 1% of the remaining cursed bar. If he depletes it in time, Aatrox gets a heal. [can't be used while in ultimate] **Reasoning :** -Aatrox's resource is tied to his blade like the old Aatrox, except this time it doesn't decay and works in teamfights. -this frenzy mode similar to Kayle's is the only way Aatrox can gain health and he has to chose if he wants to go for sustain in lane or mobility or wave clear. Chosing heal will punish his pressure potential as he will not have as much options to CC. -if the ennemy escapes, Aatrox is punished by losing HP if he has no minions to compensate it with -acts as his old W in a better way, since it's now a matter of strategy which spells to use the demonic bar on **E - Demonic Flight (20s)** **Active** : Aatrox spreads his wings (bigger hitbox) and dashes in the Air for 3 teemos (dash can't go through walls) thrusting is sword forward (0.25 s animation time). If he touches one or several ennemies, it impales them for a 0.5/1/1.25/1.5 second stun and damages them for 5% of their max health if they are champions or X/X/X/X/X damage if they are minions. **Demonic bar full** : [After W activation + E] Aatrox wakes up his demonic sword. Waking the blade turns the full demonic thirst bar to a full demonic curse bar. Aatrox now flies over doubles the distance and impales along ennemies until he lands. Any impaled champion is taken along with Aatrox for the flight. Upon landing, if the jump doesn't land on any champion or Aatrox doesn't impale any champion during his flight, the demonic curse bar is consumed and Aatrox loses 15% of his current health (min health left : 50hp) and is slowed by 30% for 2 seconds. If Aatrox lands on one or several champions, they are stunned for 0.5/0.75/1/1.25/1.5s and lose each 15% of their current health. Hiting one or more ennemy champions consumes the cursed bar entirely. [can't be used while in ultimate] **Reasoning :** -gives two diffent ways to escape. In case Aatrox is pushing, enhanced E allows him to fly further to safety. -The enhanced E is both a CC and a displacement, usefull to bring back an ennemy in your team as an angel of death (enhanced poppy E) -On the other side, when you miss an aggressive impale, you suffer harsh consequences. **Aatrox R - Son of Battle (recovered after each death)** **Passive** : Plague of war radius augmented by X/X/X units. **Passive** : Each time he dies, Aaatrox gets his ultimate back. **Active** : Aatrox enters an enraged state during which his sword posses him fully. Upon cast, and for 8s, Aatrox's demonic thirst bar charges fully and automatically turns to a full cursed bar. As his blade is fully awake and glows red, Aatrox's health is consumed by his sword and he loses 2.5% of his max health per second. In exchange, Aatrox ignores unit collision, gains 15% move speed, 150 range and bonus AD damage on his auto attacks. In addition all his spells are replaced with Final Strike for the duration of the ultimate. **Final Strike (one cast, 2500 range)** : Aatrox launches his weapon in a line after a 1s animation. It stop when hiting terrain or an ennemy champion. Upon hitting terrain, Aatrox flies to the sword and extracts it after a short animation (1s) (can't be stopped) . Upon going through an ennemy champion, the champion takes X true damage and is slowed by 40% for 1/1.25/1.5s depending on his position relative to Aatrox. **Reasoning** : -essentially the same spirit as the original : get the fuck away from this guy at all costs, and wait for the thing to burn down by itself -trading for such lethality, Aatrox now falls victim to his own damage to the extent of 20% of his HP, so he has to use it at the right time -now has interaction through the Final Strike component where an ennemy has to interact with Aatrox to dodge his ult second cast. -if he dies, he can still influence the battle while dead as he channels everyone's hp and actively zones. -the radius of the sword grows with his ult as is logical -he gets his ult back when he dies Credit to the two redditors of last time that pointed out flaws, not forgotten :)","dont know why people bother making these huge rework suggestions that have clearly taken a lot of time to write, only to post it on reddit and then have no one (especially riot) ever read it"
That's because people aren't that interested. Trump is the golden goose that just keeps giving.,I think you are misjudging how many people would love to see Hillary lose.
What kind of dog is that,Looks like a husky
Conspiracy Theory- Og a double agent? Spoilers Did anyone else notice that when Parzival and Aech got to Ogs place in Oregon that og addressed Aech as Aech and Shoto as Shoto and Art3mis as Art3mis but whe he addressed Parzival we says Wade! I mean Parzival? How does he know Parzivals real name? And if he knows it from secretly observing...then he should know each of their names and addressed each of them by their true names as well. So I think Og has a secret....,He isn't but this would be a really cool twist and setup for the sequel book.
"I'd be curious now which of his retoric will actually turn out to be true. It's no surprise that people lie on the campaign trail, and he has said things that have been in conflict with his other statements. I'm curious - will he actually make Mexico pay for the wall? Will he actually attempt to jail his opponent? Will he actually pursue legal action against those who claimed they were sexually assaulted? Rip up trade deals? Assign conservative judges? Kill families of terrorists? Abolish ACA? Ban muslims from entering the country?",Yeah just like Obama closed guantanamo
"TGIF -- venting Working with your ex SUCKS. I've been doing great with no contact. He's been trying to tell me stories about how great he is again and I'm just like I have a lot of work to do. He tries to get arise out of me by teasing me about things and I just ignore it. I've been doing great. Super proud of myself. Then Wednesday he bought the girl who sits across from me breakfast. And he's flirting with her. I walk past her desk and I hear him teasing her and she goes oh you got jokes (I hate that phrase) and he's laughing and says yeah, I got jokes. I couldn't help but snort with laughter as I walked by. I got jokes You're a 47 yr old white dude. Stop trying to sound cool. The next day she calls him with a question on his extension and then goes to hang up real quick and I hear him ask No time to chat? I'm JEALOUS. Ugh! Mostly because it's her though. She was a sore spot in our relationship for a long time. I always thought he had a thing for her. He found excuses to spend time alone with her. He took her to OUR bar where OUR friends are, in the middle of a work day. She disappeared for awhile at the same time as him that day and I had a bad feeling. I drove over to the bar and found them sitting together drinking and talking. He and I fought about it later. I was making a big deal out of nothing and reading too much into things. I said never take that skank to MY place again. I introduced you to that bar. My friends are in that bar. You do not bring other women to MY bar. He texted her to see how she was doing on the 3rd anniversary of her mom's death and the day her son started pre-k. He's not normally a thoughtful guy. The biggest one for me was when he drunkenly told me one night that he offered to pay her car payments if she came in to work on Saturdays for his side-business. Something I had been interested in only to be told that she needed the money more because she's a single mom. There was an agreed upon amount and she started to show him cars worth double that amount. He said no and she stopped talking to him for awhile. I don't know if he ever ended up following through on his offer. On New Years he got drunk and told me you'd get over it if I threw you over for her. We fought again and he later swore he was just fucking with me because he knew I was so jealous of her and he liked to rile me up. Nice. On a separate occasion he told me she's quiet and you're loud, she's fun and you're always so serious, she's small, soft and feminine and you want to be that. And then he wondered why I was jealous and insecure when it came to her. Tell me, what woman wouldn't be? I hate myself for tolerating that kind of treatment. For letting him make me feel like too much and not enough all at once. For turning me against this girl who I now have to work across from every day. For putting doubts in my head about my worth. It took a long time to silence his voice in my head when I looked in the mirror -- she's small, soft and feminine and you want to be that. Attacking my height, my weight and the essence of being a woman all in 1 sentence. He's certainly got a way with words. The relationship had its good moments but more often than not it was this. Everything I mentioned above and way more that I couldn't possibly begin to fit into this box. 2 years of verbal, mental and emotional abuse that almost crossed the line into physical abuse during one fight -- he had blamed me for it too saying he'd never wanted to hit a woman before and that he almost did. That I just don't know when to stop and I just push and push. All I had said was I didn't understand how things had escalated so quickly. That all I was saying was that our coworkers didn't respect him as an authority figure because he wanted to be everyone's friend instead of their manager (he had brought up the subject first saying he felt that way) and that you can't drink and smoke weed with the people you're supposed to be managing and then expect them to take orders from you. Suddenly he launched into a rage and said Right, because I'm fucking her.. right?! Again with this bullshit! I flinched and said Huh? We were talking about EVERYONE. Not just her. But hey, you make that kind of leap maybe you are Suddenly he's throwing my water bottle and purse across the room, screaming at me, kicks in a door. It was scary. I tried to calm him down but it just got worse. He yelled, brought his fist down on the table we were sitting at and came at me like he was going to hit me. I yelled don't come near me! And he seemed to snap out of it. He left soon after. At first he tried to act like nothing ever happened when we saw each other at the office on Monday. When I brought it up he then tried to turn it all around on me. No women has ever made me that angry. I almost hit you. You're lucky. I've put men in the hospital when in rage like that. Seriously? I didn't speak to him for 6 months following that incident. You'd think that would have been it, rock bottom. But no. I'd go back after 6 months. One night he would soften and say to me he would never have hit me. It's like the silverback gorilla and his baby. The baby jumps all over him, annoying him, so he slams his fist down on the ground and makes a loud noise startling the baby so it stops. That was his way of apologizing. He never would have hurt me, he just wanted to scare me into ending the fight... SMH. How do I still have days where I miss him? How do I find good to become nostalgic about when there was SO MUCH BAD? What the hell is wrong with me? All I know is TGIF -- 2 days away from him.",It's always the person you have nothing to be concerned about Always.
What would be the worst line to open with at a funeral?,His name is Robert Paulson.
"There is literally no evidence *any* of that occurred. DNC staffers and the Clinton campaign criticizing Sanders, and Clinton's campaign slinging mud at Bernie, are not corruption, and do not constitute a *rigged* primary.",Maybe the whole Tim Caine/DWS DNC chair issue was just a coincidence.
My Reddit Gold subscription expires in two days. AMA. ^^^^^^gift ^^^^^^me ^^^^^^gold,Why arent you excited to see ads?
Just wanted to say I appreciate the timing of tonight's Demo Derby It will give me a good excuse to not obsessively watch election coverage.,"I'm opening the bidding for marriage into Australia at 40k, in case any y'all ladies want to get out of the country"
And then we have Mike Fucking Pence for president,Maybe he will give our country the gay conversion therapy it needs.
"^ This. I'm not worried about keeping my own feet dry, I'm worried about what will happen when Bangladesh and parts of India start flooding, and people start fleeing from the water. A humanitarian disaster the likes of which the world has never seen.","Our borders will be shut nice 'n tight, I fail to see how that's our problem."
At least hinde kami corrupt - Andanar,"We may be murderers, but at least we aren't thieves."
Rich People Graffiti,As a meth-head I'd like to know where this is so I can steal it and sell it for scrap metal.
Do you like them?,"Yes they're amazing, these are ally favorite pokemon, funny enough"
Of course. That's because everyone's industrial base except ours was destroyed in World War II. We saw 30 years of incredible productivity as we rebuilt the world. Around 1980 the world had recovered and we began to face serious competition for our products but we didn't want to lose our boom-time standard of living so we started going into debt. Here we are 35 years and 18 trillion dollars later.,And yet I keep getting told inflation and devaluation isn't a thing to worry about.
MRW I wake up to find that Trump won the election,My thoughts exactly.
or skips you,or skips both of you
Hit me up :),Wrote ya
I just like seeing how games are selling across the world.,"Yes but this isn't around the world, its narrowed down to a single country :P"
We can hope Trump surprises us and actually works to benefit the less educated working class that elected him. It will be interesting to ask them in four years if they're better off than now.,"Yeah, because Trump has historically been a friend of the poor..."
"A little background for those that are not MMA fans: Traditional martial arts (like karate) were deemed ineffective and outdated by the Gracie family, who created the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) and dominated the sport for years with their own martial arts system (BJJ). Bjj guys used to bash on traditional martial artists just like this douche did. Then legit karateka like Machida, Georges St. Pierre and Thompson started winning, getting Karate in top of the game again.",BJJ = Brazillian Jiu Jitsu since we're speaking to non-MMA fans.
"Geez, I wish the blue-collar workers in the fly-over states could do the same thing! I didn't like the election result so I'm going to take the day off and screw everyone else at work.",I thought blue collar workers in the flyover states don't have jobs and that is why they voted for trump?
"Just to confirm, this is the same guy from Megadeth right?","no, its the guy that recorded that Tool album, Undertow"
Pence: Oh!...and they're operating out of Planned Parenthood too!...that should cover it all.,Somebody call that Deare guy!
"Put 73 jihadis in a room, and each of them gets 72 virgins.",they would have to get in a chain otherwise they wouldn't each still be virgins after the first goround.
Don't forget the sloppy as fuck sweep picking!,you mean just slowly strumming bar chords?
And everybody who warned about the security dangers of the internet of things is rightly saying told you so.,...but but but I NEED my refrigerator to be on wifi and have access to my gmail!
Yes if he's not impeached first,Trump can't get impeached before he takes the oath.
And people still think Kapernick is out of line?,"Fall in line sheep, the media will tell us what to rage about."
Saw you at 0 points; upvote for joke effort,Appreciate the effort.
Suicidal man gets talked to about football and it worked,If there's ever been a reason to jump it's hiring Will Muschamp as your head coach.
Definitely not a cane Corso. But I get why you would think that.,What do you think it is?
"Jesus, how stupid can people be?!",Flawless logic.
Minacciala. Oppure insegna a tuo fratello a menare.,Purtroppo siamo in un paese civile
That just as racist as saying shit about a group of blacks. Love the reverse racism.,"they aint the ones sending people to die Vietnam, Iraq, Libya, etc even though they never attacked us"
National Review editor visits Tulsa and jots down some random observations,what did I just read?
"It's not stained, the skin is just naturally a different colour similar to how the skin around the vulva can be a different colour","Well shit, TIL."
"I was taught AP Style! It doesn't use the Oxford comma! Also, I like to, inappropriately, throw in commas all the time, so it balances out.","one can't have, too many, commas."
"OK, but they'll have less resources to it with cause sponsors will be less inclined to pay such massive failures.",That helps.
As a priest... Wow.,Thanks
#redditjoboffers,\ before the \#
Not so perfect now huh? So much for 'designed by google',"No no since HTC manufactured it, we need to blame them"
"Yeah I only use Hammer F1 in situations where the ground targeting is very useful, like jumping onto small pillars.",same!
Debbie could achieve so many historic firsts. We have never had a **female** president. We have never had a **jewish** president. We have never had a president whose home state is **Florida**. What other important milestones could she achieve?,Being the first progressive president
You know what is fun? A balanced game,You could just switch to whatever weapon you consider is OP to even the scale.
I will take it to the post office in the morning and get you the tracking info,thanks!
Name your three Favorite Gods and Have Someone Determine your Personality I know this has already been done but I never had someone do mine and I always see hilarious comments.,"JingWei,Fafnir,Scylla"
ik weet het niet,Poep :)
"Definitely bad. MagSafe was a great idea, and I know it saved many people from costly repairs and it was very popular, but I'm not sure if it will be as missed as much as people on this sub claim. For me, I've never been in a situation where it saved me - I've never put my laptop in a position where a pulled cord could put it at risk. And in the time I've had my USB-C MBP (short time, I know), using the USB-C hasn't been a hindrance at all. It's sleek and tidy. Time will tell. I hope decent magnetic adapters are readily available for people in situations where MagSafe WAS a genuine godsend, though.",I'd like a breakaway power cable where the magnetic attachment is in the cable itself - like a wired X-box controller.
4-player NSMB is hilariously impossible.,Still fun af tho
Roger Federer - New Practice in Dubai,Dat racquet head speed.
"Give a user a nickname Comment and get a nickname, simple as that",I regret nothing.
"I think that every restaurant table should have a wireless charger embedded in it. I'd use that more often than salt, pepper, and ketchup. I can't be the only one! Some restaurants have begun experimenting with this idea but it isn't widespread yet.",How about putting the phone down while you eat dinner?
What does one use fetus parts for? Should I be buying fetus parts?,You suck the stem cells out to repair your body.
1972 Datsun 240z,I wonder how many young women lost their virginity in the front seat of that car?
Putin says Russia ready to fully restore ties with U.S,Crooks recognize crooks
Why are chickens able to open some doors? Because they're pull-try,"I thought they were able to open only two doors, because they didn't live in a sedan"
LIVE Stream: Crooked Hillary Bends the Knee After Defeat!,"So much emotion, it's like she can barely contain herself."
This is what really pisses me off about libs. They watch one documentary and think they know everything about that subject. Most documentaries leave key facts out to present a narrative. Some have outright fabricated scenes or facts.,"Indeed, I believe in this particular instance it was a Michael Moore documentary as well, and everyone knows his pieces contain nothing but the facts."
Says the moron who said that EU junglers are better than NA junglers. Hows that working out for you?,solid
Father won't listen to better the financial situation at home,Another 15 year old expert just what every family needs.
"Diagnosing Cause of Unresponsive Windows Service I have seen this happen on occasion on our Windows 2008 servers running in AWS EC2 where we have a Windows Service which becomes unresponsive. By unresponsive I mean that incoming requests will time out, and when I go to the services administrator, the service shows as Running, however I am unable to restart, or stop the service. I have to actually kill the process in order to restart it. I am unable to find anything in the event logs, or a crash dump. Any ideas, or advice on how to go about diagnosing the root cause of these failures? I have access to the C# source code of the services, but they are not logging any exceptions.","Debug it while its running in VS and pause it when it seems unresponsive, see what its idling on."
"All makes perfect sense. But Now i'm thinking of the ball sack smell... Like old socks, isn't it? And aren't they super prone t infection? I know what you mean. The most aggressive woman I ever fucked was still... It was different. And She was, in hindsight, far too old for me! I'm glad you feel so comfortable being bi. I just don't think I'm strong enough. I have never hidden my sexual encounters and have had relationships with girls/women all my life, so I know *others* would say it. I already get people combing through my post history and basically saying 'poor deranged girl: your opinion is invalid' then the same posters post sobbing 'oh why' responses on threads where people comment suicide but that's another thread... My point is I just can't take on the rude stereotypes,especially as I'm tentatively seeing a guy. You know how it is when you see a guy after seeing a woman.",hahahaha I want a bumper sticker that says your fauxgina smells like a gym bag :D
Because in some peoples' minds all of it is deviant,"Soooo progressive, you guys."
"Says you. As a general matter you're correct, but Obama fumbled everything so badly he managed to paint Putin as the guy on the high road.","Your first 8 words are spot on, the rest is biased, partisan hack drivel."
"Since when did you have to re-install software? I just cloned my disk (using macrium reflect) and everything was ready to go, all I had to do was expand the partition to access the full ssd size.","See, I wouldn't know, because I've always been too lazy to clone my drive."
"CAPsMAN on 6.37.2, how to do MAC Authentication I've tried setting up a default access list with a MAC mask of all 00's with reject on all interfaces set, but this doesn't work. Is there a better way to do this? I'm doing this on the router running CAPsMAN and not the managed AP. This is my first time playing with CAPsMAN. It's not really intuitive, and I may have missed something simple, so I'm a bit stuck. Thanks for any help.","No security, access-list with MAC"
"A couple off them had been partially peeled, so at least I saved a couple of calories.","I hope you still logged the whole thing, just to be safe."
"Oh boy! Poking the bear with the video game comment! It doesn't matter this thread is about you overcoming a disorder while also maturing mentally and sexually simultaneously at a late age. You can't mention telling a friend not to waste a Saturday night sitting at home, alone playing video games. Now the claws are out!",Making fun of someone is not supportive criticism.
I backed away slowly. Dude meant it though. Like whole heatedly thought he was beating persecution by voting for Trump. I don't get it.,Is dude a white male :p I'm just dying to know who else would think persecution means being told that you're ignorant or uneducated or that your opinion could be *gasp* wrong.
"Question about Big 4 Tax busy season and flexibility Just wondering how much flexibility they generally give you in terms of when you put in your hours in Big 4 tax. What happens if I have something personal on a Thursday and I need to leave work at 5? I would of course offer to make up the time by working longer the day before and/or after. I've been told by my senior that as long as the deadlines are met, seniors and managers are usually willing to let you do whatever. Same goes for if I want to semi-consistently leave at 5 or 6 on Fridays, would this be permissible if I compensate for it by working 12-14 hour days the other 4 days during the week, as well as hours on the weekend? I know I'm not supposed to have a lot of time for my personal life during busy season but I'd still like to combine all my free time to spend with family, friends, etc. I don't have a crazy amount of hours in my schedule (65 hours some weeks, 45 others) so I figured I could manage by front loading my weeks.","To be honest, during busy season, I'd recommend not leaving early in general, regardless of how many hours you put in the other days."
Sanders voter here that proudly voted Trump.,Trump truly is the face of the anti-corporate thinking in America.
It's cute how ignorant you are. The democrats are just as bad if not worse.,"Democrats have you healthcare, the bastards!"
"Really? Because Trump's entire message seemed to be I'm not Hillary, and I have a penis. I *still* don't know a single concrete plan he has for the White House. I actually had an idea of what she was planning to do.","It was democrats who saw Trump saying he's got the D, and they mistook it for being democrat"
Morrowind Guards,"Lol that's nothing, that asshole Cauis Cussades or sum shit like that who gives you the first main story quests (same guy who will kill you if you accidentally take a fork), will just stand there when the assasin comes visit you when you sleep."
Or the Tardis was too far away to translate the crib.,"It was, like, 20 feet away..."
"A guy ran 100+ and I think the best thing he got was a hex, but he paid 1 key for each crate he opened too, so he was 200 dollars into it to get a 35 key hex.",Rip bank account
She should aspire to the tremendous fitness of Donald Trump?,That's always my question - who is this fat fuck to tell anyone else to lose weight?
Trump's wife is also Yugoslav so I doubt they'll be bombing there any time soon,I meant if Killary won.
You seem upset about the fact that nobody cares about what your precious old white people in the Republican party think.,"The only way Trump has a chance at getting this country to work together is if he unites Republicans and Democrats alike against him, which he is really doing an excellent job of so far."
As a Chinese watching this election,BUILD A WALL
"1. Airbag - Perfect song, the atmosphere it creates is perfect and sets up the themes of the rest of the album so well. And it has so many layers of different sounds. 2. Fake Plastic Trees - I really don't know what it is about this song that makes me like it so much. It's so simple, yet so emotional. 3. Dollars and Cents - This song is so hard to understand and I still don't quite get it. Not necessarily the words are hard to hear (they are) but what the song really means. Awesome feeling with the song though.",Yeah D&C is the best Amnesiac song it's just so good.
"As I walk throught the valley of the shadow of Trump I take a look at my privileges, and realize there's so much left. But that's just perfect for a white male like me, you know I shun those things like ethnicities.",Hilarious.
"Sick evidence-based rebuttal, butt boy.","Thanks, I try."
Compilation of Ukrainian civil war footage.,Civil War.
"Syria needs a powerful non-sectarian ground force to end the conflict What I mean here is, another ISIS type group, that is more powerful, way less brutal, non-sectarian, whose sole aim is to bulldoze its way through everyone and end the conflict.",So.. the SAA?
R/aviation,What does raving have to do with this?
How will it be easy to fight him? He has every branch of the government on his side now.,"I don't think that they're necessarily on his *side*, they're just Republican, at least from what I've seen."
White Plains?,Nope; I live in Virginia.
"Maybe it's a regional thing, but I was flooded with constant anti-trump propaganda (keep in mind, I mean that word objectively and not as 'invalid' but rather as political views being pushed veiled or not).","Some of the campaign mailings are directed according to how you are registered, D, I, R, G, etc."
Over 59 million people wasted their votes on Hillary Clinton when they could have supported a 3rd party instead,"Yeah, third party totally stood a chance."
I believe its to simulate you finding the correct type of rock (flint) amongst loads of rocks,"Nah, I'm a survivalist expert and you can definitely make a strong knife out of limestone, sandstone or granite."
Everyone thought they were autimatically going to qualify after drawing Hellraisers.,These puns are stewing my blood to a boil.
"No, I know very well what I'm asking, again, read my post properly. I'm asking wether or not you get rewards for the preseason, NOT the actual season, because I got gold border from preseason when in fact, I did not have a rank in the actual season 5 on MY OLD ACCOUNT. I'm not asking about this season's rewards.",You get no rewards for preseason.
"Agreed. Sivir is one of the best ADC's in the game. People like to talk about the reach advantage Conor had in the fight, but no one talks about how ridiculous the range on Sivir's Q is.",I got very confused about which subreddit I was in for a moment just there.
"Ohh yes, videogames can be soo frustrating...","Ya I know its childish, but me realizing how dumb I was being made me feel better then the negativity from frustration"
yeah but maybe a 5 star plumber knows how to watch a youtube video to fix something he cant figure out on his own,Then why just not have the electrician watch the video?
Change back to 1900 and add in some crazy.,It's called making America great again you elitist.
Rob Manfred says he's close to decision on penalties the #STLCards may receive when its scouting director hacked into #Astros system,"The poor Cardinals already didn't make the playoffs last year for the first time in forever, have mercy"
"I remember this Duke prick from way back. He received minimal if any coverage then. Now he's what passes for good copy. The news guys are probably telling themselves, if we don't report on it someone else will. Plus with the internet, all news/blog sources have a chance at getting their time to shine. One place sees it, picks it up and it's a snowball effect.",Between bouts of self fellatio the editors are calling each other to congratulate themselves on promoting Trump as the new KKK for ad clicks while giving fuckheads like David Duke air time to promote their views and radicalize people into being the actual new KKK.
He aint even President yet.,"I just realized that, whoops Thanks Obama!"
Nah not true. They only lowered 4* rune and us drop rate and put in the crafting materials instead. 5* and 6* drop rate stayed the same,"You'll have to read between the lines, mate."
His shitposting is really underrated by the media.,Big if true.
I have no words,THIS CAR IS NOT STOCK IT IS SHITTY
Clinton did win the popular vote,Couldn't wait to see this comment.
Groupies not fish...i knew what groupers were,forgot the
That cat has too much *black* in it.,Sounds like something a Trump supporter would say.
"No, it's really not. It's typically a gaming term that doesn't refer to anal sex or homosexuality even remotely.",Yes because gaming language doesn't perpetuate homophobia at all
"LG V20 Real Camera Review: 2 sensors, 3 mics, and a ton of control","A quad DAC, 5.x screen, 6 months until it stays bootlooping..."
You just weren't paying attention to Breitbart then.,"No, I try not to read propaganda."
Oh no not magic points on the internet! D: So punishing.,"Yeah because my rank is totally a magic point system like on Reddit and Imgur, it has nothing to do with the caliber of players I will be forced to play with, nor the character of these players."
With all of this US politics going around China just effictivly took away Hong Kong's right to vote with most of the world noticing.,The Hong Kongese were going to vote for the wrong candidate so China is completely in the right
"That's not what I said at all. I don't know why you think an obvious strawmen is going to hide that you don't want to address the points made. Anti-semitism is a pervasive problem in the Muslim world. No, that doesn't mean that every single Muslim is an anti-Semite just like where misogyny or racism is a pervasive problem it doesn't mean every single person is misogynist or racist. The far-left (not mainstream leftists, who are much less bigoted) also has a problem with anti-semitism. If they aren't outright anti-Semitic, they are apologists for it, rationalize it or dismiss it, as you just did here.",This poll is not a response to what I said unless you read it to mean that the MP is *probably* an anti-Semite because he is a Muslim.
I really hope H2K or ANX will make it to the finals. NA and G2 would cry a river. G2 would ask what could have been for eternity,riot would have to make it a best of 7 or 9 tho so we don't get 30min delay between each stomp like in s3
"In Europe, everyone lives near a terror cell now",I hate 2016
"Double copy paste today, for even more awesomeness :D","lol I think someone else also posted the lore, so we have 3 copies on hand just in case!"
whats the point of draven changes,To try (and fail) to counter vayne
"Rod of ages in my opinion solves a lot of the problems the nerfs bring, I din't know if it breaks even on the ult heal pre nerf but RoA-Iceborn-tank works very nicely. Apart from that just make sure a sheen item is somewhere in any of your builds and your good to go",I always rush RoA.. and I have been for the last 2 months or so
"I'm sad to hear that. I heard about all Americans wanting to flee the country so we built a wall of our own. We'll send you the bill. Love, Mexico.","They all want to go to Canada, so you'll be fine."
"According to your current lifestyle, what are you most likely to die from?","COPD, unfortunately."
hendersons was much better,"i havent even seen it, but in context - his was against Chelsea, ours was against depleted 10 man Hull"
"If they made a re-make of American Psycho, what songs would Patrick Bateman rant about before killing someone? The very first time I heard Happy by Pharrell all I could think was what Bateman's monologue would be: Rapper/producer Pharrell released Happy in 2013. Unlike his previous work with the gritty, drug glorifying group Clipse, Happy changed the artistic values portrayed by Pharrell and was a chart topper for weeks on end. The catchy, simplistic chorus provided the rejuvenation needed to rocket Pharrell to worldwide fame and recognition. As the song peaked in popularity, many people slandered Pharrell for selling out. I disagree, the song resonates the inner joy one needs to live a fulfilling life... HEY PAUL!","the same ones, the hipsters love that old stuff"
"Why is someone's, or their parents', ability and willingness to pay for acquiring knowledge more desirable than someone who could not or chose not to pay for it?",They've got the right stuff
"Yes, but now we can use our military to force Mexico to pay reparations.",I'm sure they'll cave in immediately.
While at the same time they downplay everything negative about Clinton. This sub has been hijacked for a political agenda.,CNN telling people it was illegal to go on wikileaks to read the leaked emails was the highlight of my week.
Election Facts to Keep Handy for Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion,How about everyone shuts up and pass the damn turkey.
"I don't get why everyone wants all the anti-Trump Republicans to jump ship. It doesn't make tactical sense for us because here is what is going to happen: 1.) Trump is going to start a new media company when he loses 2.) All the anti-Trump Republicans will start game planning on how to retake their party 3.) Gary Johnson will get like 5-6% of the votes, thus qualifying for Federal Funds 4.) All the pro-Trump Republicans will have a horrible stench on them, but lots of the far right Republican voters will still like them and they will be propped up by the Trump Network 5.) The Trump Network will start shitting on any anti-Trump Republicans in the primaries, which will torpedo them with the Republican primary voters as they tend to be the most ignorant and conservative 6.) The infighting will cause them to nominate another inferior candidate 7.) A bunch will not vote for the nominee again, even more will vote Libertarian and the Republican choice will be dead in the water. This all kind of hinges on Trump starting a successful company though, so maybe it won't happen. I just have to imagine that Hannity and Roger Ailes can get it off the ground as long as they can keep Trump away from actually making decisions.","Yeah, I don't see Trump News going for more than a couple years at most."
"The data is very clear, the Trump group doesn't think African Americans and the average voter are the same thing. Why is that?",Racism
Idk ask Alice,When she's 10 feet tall
Lily Collins,She's wayyyyy too cute.
"Lol, that's silly. Print is dead, it's not coming back.",Tell that to the ddos attack your toaster just participated in!
"I also think you should not let him drive until he has a part time job. Yes, you have to eat the cost of his insurance, but you're already doing that. Do you have 3 cars? If not, him taking one is preventing you or your wife from driving somewhere. If he doesn't pay, he doesn't get to inconvenience Mom and Dad.","Right now -- 2 cars, with both of us (mom & dad) using them both during the week."
I highly recommend Meru. A documentary about 3 climbers attempting one of the hardest mountain routes in the world. A really in-depth look at extreme alpinism and what makes those guys tick. One of my favorite documentaries.,i. cried
"Now that Vine is shutting down, what do you think will replace it?",What Twits have made this decision?
"Pick 2 (12 team 0.5 ppr): Larry Fitz, Brandon Marsh, Brandin Cooks","I agree with the other guy, especially with KC DEFENSE."
"Yeah, probably. Is it PPR?",0.5
I requested a week ago still nothing,"Well I had to wait quite a while too, just do it a second time."
Awesome. Please post any findings here (not that I dont trust with my email),Talamom
Huh. We can say it now without getting banned. Neat.,The mod are not getting paid to ban people that oppose the queen.
CNN has OFFICIALLY LOST IT. Preemptively blaming October Surprise on NORTH KOREA,Who is this...North Korea?
"Heteroromantic guys, talk to me please. I've been emotionally attracted to two women, so I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I'm heteroromantic, but I'm not physically attracted to women... I'm sexually attracted to men, but idk if I can be emotionally attracted to them. It's kind of an insecurity. What if I can't be emotionally attracted to another man?",Idk maybe do like an MMF triad where the woman is asexual?
"Nobody who knows anything will. Unfortunately some knob will probably come along and go ooh neat, and thus the cycle continues.","yeah, its sad but $400 is pocket change to some people"
"Hillary was born a millionaire, lived her whole life a millionaire and is still a millionaire. I doubt she has ever been in touch with reality or how the lower and middle classes live.","But her dad made curtains, she's totally relatable"
her_rn,meme_ftf
Where are you deploying to?,Meeting my ship in the gulf (with friends).
"Which is why I think capitalism vs. socialism is a faulty premise. The relationship between businesses, banks and the government is essentially a socialist one. The argument is really closer to what degree socialism is implemented.","I agree, both socialism and capitalism in it's purest form is a disaster."
"If you don't like it, just RES-block him. I'd do that if I looked at Reddit NSFW content.","With so many other reposting bots flooding this site, is it really best to simply ignore them as they drown out content from real users?"
"I'm a guy from Montreal, who speaks french and I live downtown Toronto. Don't blame them one bit.",Do you enjoy dodging stray bullet when you go out at night ?
I never got why it's such a bad thing if vegans tell other people that they are vegan.,"Just pointing out the joke, which is that the stereotype is that veganism defines the person so they feel the need to grow it out there immediately and without context."
What's the little thing in the bag with it?,KKK brain - like 'you must be this high to take this ride'... etc.
Anti-Trump Graffiti Spray-Painted On 124-Year-Old Bronze Columbus Statue in Arrigo Park,Some union city worker is going to be so pissed off doing his job and earing some money tomorrow cleaning this off.
"Ibm morale issues Does the Ibm morale team still exist? And if so, has anyone ACTUALLY seen any changes or improvements?",There was one but they could no longer take the beatings.
Or Boston. I would love both of those outcomes.,"Damn, PG in Boston would probably make them better than the Cavs"
"Careful with your sports though, the 3-1 curse is in your town now.",Browns confirmed lose superbowl in 3-1
Most common identity stated in the 2011 census of Northern Ireland,"What's the white in the middle, pakistani?"
"The Steam Awards - Choose nominees for 8 different categories this November, the winners will be announced in December","Maybe I am missing it, but can you not vote submit a game for multiple categories?"
They seem to forget how batteries are charged.,Batteries happen to be the bottleneck for renewable energy sources as well.
I still can't believe we elected a fucking game show host.,"Well, there was that one time we elected an actor, so there's something of a precedent."
"Don't hate the player, hate the game. The electoral college needs to be abolished.","You were calling for this before your candidate lost the election, too, right?"
O,Goodbye.
"We can blame them if we like, but those people still have to go *somewhere*. When the oceans do rise, we'll have a refugee crisis on our hands that makes Syria look like a joke.",Build a wall.
This subs a fucking joke too. yesterday morning when they thought queen b was going to win the mere mention of Trump in here got you called all sorts of terrible things. Fuck these mods and everybody who engaged in that.,"When a front page post that basically says vote Hillary is at the top of the subreddit, you know we're impossible!"
What's the most interesting and/or useful non-fiction book you've read?,The bible -- checkmate atheists!
"Auckland Waterfalls Hi all, Where are some hidden Waterfalls within 1hr drive from Auckland CBD? Would greatly appericiate some recommendations Thank you",Found the wedding photographer
"It bothers me entirely too much that he chose GD as a letter combination. Like, why not DOZERG or GREDOZ or something that's actually pronounceable?",I'm guessing DOZER was already played and there wasn't room at the end.
Russian Woman,my dad used to wear glasses like that and sport a mullet
We all know he did it to get evangelicals onboard.,I guess Pence was just a PR stunt
"Haha, yeah it doesn't sound like an English movie. But people keep trying to say audiences hate good movies while using Kubo as an example but audiences just really hate stop motion.",Audiences clearly hated Wallace and Grommet and the Nightmare Before Christmas
"under federal law, marijuana is illegal everywhere. The question is, will his administration respect state's rights.",I'm sure that they will just as much as any other republican has..
I've been praying for our two sons to break their rust man!,ONE OF THEM DID!
"Anyone else shocked by the disgust your female friends have for white men after Trump's victory? Pretty much every post I've seen on Facebook this morning is against white men, as though we're all evil racists.",Tell 'em to keep bringing the salt
Yeahh but in reality there are tons of illegals picking grapes in Napa Valley keeping that delicious California wine so cheap. Oh and all that cheap US produce the harvest that too. But you're right they're stealing jobs that other people would do for the same ridiculously low pay.,"illegal immigrant let companies do illegal things, but hey, it's cheaper for consumers, so we should be all for it."
Dancing like a white male,Can someone please make a remix of this with the sound bites of Trump saying bing bong
V^f X^P m^d **SCIENCE**,*^V f
"I have to agree entirely with you. Sometimes I want to go play just to mess around with certain heroes in particular, or play a low-stakes game, but I still want to play a *balanced*, semi-serious Overwatch. Hero stacking is just completely unbalanced and ruins the fun of the game for me. This is a welcome change, and I'll probably play more Overwatch because of it. I see people complaining because now No Limits will just be cheeze hero stacking... but if you don't want to deal with that then *why not play the new Casual?* Cheese hero stacking is one of the only reasons why you'd even want the ability to hero stack anyway.",but 2 winstons isn't cheesy at all
I guess something the cartel tied around it before they shipped it from Mexico.,I love getting my weed from cartels
"Hillary lost because she lost states Obama won. Ok yeah, I'm captain obvious here. My point though is it shows there are true independents out there. Which isn't a bad thing. What does that mean for a socially progressive America? It means that it can still happen. Trump won because of 3rd party protest votes and fuck you votes aimed at both parties establishments. Trumps election is a disaster because the Republicans can pick Supreme Court Justices. They can push their conservative agenda. However to the latter point, just because people voted for Trump, doesn't mean they agree with the conservative party. Let's face it, people wanted to tear down the system. If Trump doesn't drain the swamp, if the people sense that Trump is just a puppet or at best indifferent to his job, he's out in 4 years easy. But more importantly, lets focus on mid term elections. The democrats have to paint Trump as a figurehead. someone who isn't the wildcard, bull in a china shop, swamp draining monster that the angry populist uprising wanted. If the democrats can make people believe policy is coming from up high on Conservative Establishment mountain, then the swamp draining will be getting rid of republicans in the senate, state govs, and congress. So if the Dems can hold out, letting Trump appoint a SCOTUS for 2 years, they can get control of Congress, and force Trump to appoint a middle of the road judge.",people wanted to tear down the system but still voted in all the same congress men and women that are the biggest problem they did fuck all voting for trump and not voting out congress.
Holy shit his sensitivity lmao,Pro players always use low sensitivity for increased accuracy
"That's what I said. I'm fine not respawning exactly at a proper defense position, but at least somewhat close would be better than literally spawning at where the sparks shows up.",I am rereading it and where did you say that?
"Pick me! I can bring some horrendous shaders for this. PSN: Findolpoi Got a sherpa card of my own, *somewhere*, dusty and tarnished but still good, cheers",Mines a bit dusty too!
"Donald Trump has selected Reince Preibus as his chief of staff. Is this a good pick? It's been floating around that Trump was either going to pick Reince Preibus or Steve Bannon as chief of staff, but he ultimately decided on Preibus. Do you find this to be a good pick? How will Trump supporters think of this decision when Trump is considered to be an outsider and Preibus is considered to be a GOP establishment insider?","What, you'd rather have Steve Bannon?"
Life is necessarily bittersweet All you can do is try to maximize the sweet and minimize the bitter. But the nice part is that oftentimes a little bitterness will make the sweetness so much sweeter. Like when your headache ends and you're so thankful that your head is just doing its thing.,"If heaven existed on earth, then we wouldn't have our free will."
"In a world where there is no light, you make your own.","Is it possible other creatures on earth do similar dissipations, but the bottom of the ocean is so dark that any amount of light is more visible?"
Trump did better with Blacks and Hispanics than Romney in 2012,"That's because Orange is closer to Yellow, Brown, and Black than White!"
Who is a buy low WR3? 12 team league PPFD. Prepping for a playoff push. 6-3 but still in last place in my division because thats just my luck.,"Just grabbed Watkins off waivers, got him for 3$ FAAB lol could be a game changer in a couple weeks"
Reckon that'd be safe to take on 3 separate flights or would they split open? Sounds risky as shit to me,"Stick them in a small box, they'll be fine"
Gotta love Norton,Saved you having to uninstall it.
It's your parasympathetic nervous system being a little more dominant than your sympathetic at the time.,Totally
Didn't the Aliens from 'Arrival' look a bit familiar?,Kodos is the Death process
Yeah but like this sounds like the American Accent. The one that I always hear British people mimicking.,Then what state do you think they are from that could sound like that.
This qualifies for instant removal from all my devices.,"All these AV, battery and memory saving apps are BS and do you no good."
You Can't Do This on Concrete,whats aspect ratio
I think i know who is behind everything,But in the end they were just plants in vibrating pods :/
19-year-old student wins Niagara PC nomination,You know your party is in deep shit when...
Just a relaxing day in Florida,Florida is America's Australia confirmed
Spaghetti al Sobborgo,0/10 Doesn't look like houston
What are the numbers on the Tern?,"iirc 12 6 -2 2 could be 5 glide, don't have mine nearby"
I'm fairly certain it was 18 before the ACA was implemented.,18 for most 21 if you were in college I believe.
Fuck Sarah Tiana,I only came to this sub to see if I was the only person that disliked her lol
I shouldn't have to. The burden of proof lies with the person making the claim. Someone claiming something of this magnitude and with nothing backing it up shouldn't be met with oh okay guess I'll look myself. I could say that the 7th VoG chest is in the Gorgon's maze. Would you take me at my word?,It's actually right after in the jumping part on the way to Atheon.
Canadian employee guilty of smuggling $165K of gold in rectum,That gotta be metric shit ton of gold...
What is one thing you won't try no matter how great people on Reddit say it is?,I imagine a lot of people would answer a bidet.
"Looks like some certainly got lucky on here. I unfortunately got Tirion which I already had, and 1 epic card from the 10 packs. The rest were blues or commons. I swear my pity timer was also about to expire and I thought 10 packs would get me something, anything. Nothing, FeelsBadMan","I've been buying classic packs with all my gold thinking of the expiring pity timer (like, 10 this week alone if not more), so in the bundle I got Hogger, and the only epic was Ancient of Lore, so you're not alone."
**BEEF JERKY. THE MEAL OF A MAN**,I could live on just eating Biltong
This is how you play doom multiplayer - featuring Titan X,"Hey man, if the goal is to get kills, you've got a nice loadout to get kills quick"
"I saw this posted with tons of comments, points and gold. Is this a reprint?",I wrote this from the bottom of my heart
"Pork chops and fresh polish sausage with sweet sauerkraut, potatoes and carrots Thanks Facebook",Man I could go for some sauerkraut with apples.
I guess all the news reports were fake then.,German citizen... And I voted flair He obviously knows what's up
Why do we owe a man appointing anti LGBT politicians to most positions in his cabinet a chance? Do I owe someone with a loaded gun a chance if they're pointing it at me but haven't pulled the trigger?,He's probably going to put Peter Theil on his cabinet who is gay.
"Hey Europeans, in America we have things like; French kiss, Swedish massage, or English tea. What are some things named after America that we might not realize?","American pizza usually describes a fattening pizza, weirdly enough when I went to Italy on holiday (from Ireland btw) the pizza wasn't as fattening as American brands we have in Ireland"
Football friend,Car friend!
"How did families of SG personnel find out about deaths of their loved ones? I'm watching S1E13, where the science team checking for flood damage find the nanovirus. So many people die on stargate missions. What explanation did their families get? I mean, for military families, there's a certain level of acceptance for KIA on top secret mission. But that is something quite alien to scientists and their families. Also, love the tail end of that episode where they wonder who created the nanovirus to target humans if not the Ancients or Wraith. A mystery at the time which is obvious on a second or third (or fifth!) viewing: the Asurans.",Something something deep space radar telemetry
Ireland Reid as Link,"This Link is a boy, apparently."
"Transilvania be like: NOPE, RASPUTIN 2op4me","Sorry, I don' get it, what happened?"
"I work with my mother. to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.",You're someone who can get things *done*.
Do you still think Poland needs the US like they have in the past? It seems like in the last decade Poland has been charting their own path independent of western politics. Of course there's the whole military build up along your border but besides that Poland had been mostly scolded by Obama and the Clintons for their anti immigration rhetoric.,Without nukes we stand no chance against Russia Immigration is irrelevant in this context
I don't think you do.,k
Fraude aux cotisations patronales : 25 milliards/an.,Oui mais pense aux emplois !
The Race is On: Boeing CEO Vows to Beat Musk to Mars,Just waiting for some Chinese/Russian govt backed hacker team to steal the tech.
"This sex offender has just had a baby. Classic defence tactic, up for sexual assault - get pregnant and guarantee a non-custodial sentence.","And the question is, who is the dad?"
Such A Yuge missed opportunity for comedy gold by not creating a trump character.,"They sort of did... The Canadian Prime Minister, but he was fucked-to-death by Mr Garrison."
Trump actually went on comedy central to be roasted. Let me know when Hillary does the same.,Let me know when a comedy central roast is something a Presidential candidate needs on their CV.
wrong,"Wow, what an informative and enlightening perspective, really made me question my previous statement."
Private Prison Stocks Are Flying on Trump Victory,At least prisons have better healthcare than what I'm getting now
Donald Trump Thinks 'Saturday Night Live' Will Be Canceled,"As long as there are people like Trump to make fun of, it won't get cancelled."
"Obama destroyed our country by decreasing unemployment, getting more people healthcare and making the country more tolerant and inclusive. THANKS OBAMA","To be fair, a big part of how he reduced unemployment was by not counting people who's stopped looking for work as unemployed."
"Big Muscles. Just wanted to give a little insight into something. I came across a Prank video where a guy talks to girls, then takes his shirt off exposing a huge ripped body; and recording the girls reaction. Interestingly, they tend to just go hay-wire and flock to the guy; and it's pretty funny to watch actually. Back when I was younger, I was into body building and I remember weird things like this would happen. I got up to bench pressing around 275 pounds. So I was a pretty big dude at the time, + being 6'2 helped. Anyway, I gave all of that up because it's not who I am, really to be some human being with useless mass, eating tons of calories to sustain my weight; but some interesting things did happen to me when I Would go out to places. I remember when I would go to bars, women would call me over to come sit next to them. (Fucking weird...(?)) - but back then, my game was shit so it was kinda pointless; I'd get to the point where they would be so interested in me and wouldn't know what to say Lol. I remember, a girl said one time You look like my BF - I said something like, well sit on my lap and take a picture; and she did. I was really, at the time, going for the big guy, aggressive act which worked a lot; but the truth is, it's not like I got laid by a bunch of chicks. It just stimulated initial attraction, and some women were more aggressive to get my attention strangely, and it was funny. I remember two hot blondes called me to sit by them; and then another one at a bar. It happened a lot when I went out. I had bad self esteem back then and shitty game but I was a big dude and it worked. One time, a woman grabbed my ass at a bar. Lol. I'm just letting you guys know what my experience was. That was 8 years ago. I'm thinly built and eat a regular diet. I workout but not big at all. So things like that don't happen. I also have long hair and truth is, I'm a musician underneath it all. But I was playing some role back then; and strangely the muscles did cause funny reactions. I was watching these girls on this video, go up to this shirtless roided guy and he could get away with fast kino, hugging, having them sit on his lap etc; reminded me of those days. I also remember doing things like that, even hitting on other guys girlfriends right in front of them; and they would be all for it.. lol so weird. But I'm not that type of guy, I was young and stupid, and I am the opposite of that. I was pretending to be someone else; and to be honest, I don't really like steroid, bro douchers who use creatine or gainers etc for the sake of useless mass.. But I just wanted to relay an experience to you guys. My point is this, even though big muscle attracts the ladies right away and gets them to even call you over; it doesn't necessarily mean you have balls, or have skill or game. It didn't too much for my game anyway. Just made me seem like an obnoxious asshole, lol. So I say, be yourself no matter what, learn to communicate effectively and relaxed, to me that's ten times better than any useless muscle would do. Thanks for reading.","Read askwomen threads ( Ik girls on reddit could be completely different to irl) most say they like slim guys with athletic build, not meatheads"
**Scoreboard attendee**,Fox interviewer
Or draw in my name? What the fuck did I pay them all that money for?!,For them to buy the robot to do it for them!
^ The police state is strong here. I'm a white guy and I'm terrified of the cops in Hawaii. The cops here are the real 'respect my authoritah' type but i supposed thats probably everywhere.,"Norwegian here, police are not like that at all here, we have mutual respect."
"It's still boy in Canada tho, you Yanks are weird",Am I the only one who pronounce it as bu-yoy?
People who say money doesn't buy happiness have probably never had to check their bank account before buying things like gas.,"Interestingly there's a few studies that suggest happiness peaks at the point where money isn't a struggle day to day, and begins to decrease at higher salaries on average"
Earth's seasons time lapse as seen from space,Yeah because you can see every single continent at the same time in space
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle (23 years ago today this iconic debut album was released),"In my opinion, Murder Was the Case is the best solo Snoop song."
Stadium,Goodbye
"lol what the f is this, someone got a gun to your head to force this silly apology?",ion hazzikostas standing next to me as we speak
"Wait a second. This sub complains that the mainstream media actively distracts from what is important, then endorses complaining when a media property tries to make political points?",I don't think the expectation is that the important issues are covered (sometimes solely) via comedy..
"Because white supremacists, virulent or latent in their leanings, DO find it funny, and love Bill O'Reilly and their Fox News agitprop even more!",The Twitter replies from those sympathizers are cancer
Barik Guide (How To Play),"Actually I think the turrets will start healing you right after you've placed them, even if they're still deploying."
Fewer than 10 billion HTC Vives sold is also technically correct,"Except when you're trying to establish a baseline, saying you've sold at least X number is useful whereas your example is not useful."
Mitsuhiko + genta were surprised but they didn't scream. You can compare them with Ayumi who reacted exactly the same ways with the three girls. Wasaka Rumi perfectly calm too )))))),"So... Rumi confirmed cold hearted BO assassin, then ;)"
"Yeah right, I'm on Xbox and just about 30 mins ago, a Scylla used her ult on a tower......",I know the feeling of ability based tower killers xD
All I want for Christmas is a Javale McGee chasedown block on LeBron. Don't even care if we win or not as long as that happens.,Shaq's cryin face over MJ's
"I dislike how bad the show makes ..... Joffrey look. I just watched the scene in Season 1 Episode 10 where he has Illyn cut off the musician's tongue. In the books, kind King Joffrey allowed the man one night to decide if he preferred his fingers or tongue. GRRM really showed a gentler side to sweet Joff.","Btw, in the show too, Joffrey asked the singer if he preffered his arms or his tongue."
13 is pretty good Mike Evans Odell Beckham Keenan Allen Josh McCown Kelvin Benjamin TY Hilton Michael Thomas,Kendall Wright too
29% of Latinos voted for the man who promised to BUILD THE WALL,Must be the racist latinos.
"Saw this on here abouta year ago. The long time lurker, first time poster rehashed this one for me. it",Mine looks clean up until the flash on my phone.
what does it mean to go 'nuclear'?,Detonate a weapon of ass destruction.
It certainly would not be the first time Americans upend governance over a breakfast beverage.,lol my post was clearly
"Week 11 waivers - who did you get? Had a spare roster spot so picked up Miami D because I'm not confident with Vikings but scared it will come back to haunt me if I drop them. The #2 waiver was used on Starks, but no other big pickups this week",Rob Kelley in FA
No because it is a true statement as of now,"then his title should say so, people would probably think that riot will never add it then so it is misleading"
"Any website with 'truth' in the title probably contains a huge amount of bullshit, and YouTube links.",Well the image on the sidebar was a poorly photoshopped Obama in terrorist garb.
You can guess three times... Would the devs allow such a thing...,Sure they could do it accidentally
Understood but you should not call someone a scammer when they are trying hard to please customers. Every single one of those 8 people have been contacted and offered a full refund. They must not be active users.,"Your right, if I didn't receive the product I payed for, I'd just forget about it too and never log on to my account again"
"I thought stars were also awarded based on service/experience, not just taste. Seems it might not be anymore.",Or maybe you're just fucking wrong lol imagine that
But you don't get to brag about not watching TV if you watch The Office,Why not though?
"Hmm I'm still missing two gateworms so unless someone can test this theory before me, I can definitely go find one of these boxes and see if two of my lights are out.",Happy Cake Day!
What did you name your Plex server? Wondering what everyone calls their Plex server?,"Nice try, FBI."
So the stream is going to reveal the last remaining cards like with wotog right?,We can only assume so
Arrival,Man I'm so old my first thought was Marathon's first mission instead of Halo.
"I give huge shit too. Yesterday I said okay HoV is comin' lets sell some consumables, sold thousands of foods, pots, flasks, was so happy that I made 150k net profit or sth, now I am watching prices are climbing which I would have made way more than that. fml",I think the obvious solution to this problem is that Blizzard should start announcing it in advance when they plan on tracking and banning botters.
Philly fan shows his appreciation for Westbrook's and-1,Stay classy Philly
This is a great hire by Oregon. He was my top guy if Jimbo were to leave. Best of luck. Especially now that you are on other side of country.,we'll meet again in a Rose bowl game someday ;)
I'm glad we will now be friends with Russia instead of Democrats painting them as the boogey man in order to push their agenda.,"Yeah because they have our best interests at heart, really good guy that Vladimir Putin."
And his grit/60 is much better than Cliff Pu.,"Yeah, but Cliff Pu is a pretty shit-tier player."
"Most definitely play when I can! I'm a hell of a lot better at painting than the game itself though. I typically field space wolves and/or AdMech. Played a few kill team games with Deathwatch, only bought the blackstar as I love the design. Bought the orks because they look fun to paint, and they are. Never played a game with them. I have a bunch of termagants and genestealers from battle for macragge and the deathwatch:overkill boxed set, and random other purchases over the years. They have never been played either.","Very cool, do you have more models than what you've shown here or do you play small games, it looks like you have a lot of really cool small forces here."
What's a show from your childhood that no one else seems to remember?,Static Shock was the shit.
It's like a shitty SCP. It's beautiful.,Aaaaaaaaand i'm on that fucking wiki again
"I am not a big fan of Dimon but he is not an idiot. He is pretty sharp and pretty good at what he does. I guess if there is ever a job for a big time banker type, this is it. At least he is competent and knows the game. I would be shocked if he could talk Jamie Dimon into doing it. That is sort of like getting a guy whose job is flying jets to drive the school bus for you.",Keep telling yourself that.
Bootloader unlock for LS997|VS995|H910|F800L variants of the LG V20,"Woah, upvoted just because thumbnail"
Kasich is a piece of shit,For refusing to endorse a man that clearly goes against his values and policies?
rocking time! excellent!!!!,"party time, excellent ftfy"
"Ummmmmm not positive on the last question you had. In my own experience. I got to 350 light level, did a heroic SIVA strike (opened skeleton chest at end too, adding more gear) and was 354 at the end of it. Lot of stuff 1-3 light levels better, not sure on the specific statistics or anything!",Cool good to hear hopefully I find out first hand a bit later tonight about the LL increase.
My horticulture class harvested Watermelons that accidentally cross-pollenated with Cucumbers.,Cucumbers are just watermelons without the sweet part anyway.
really rewards? -.- You play a whole year for REWARDS?,That's the entire reason 80% of the people on the ladder play.
IP is rent seeking behavior and hurts out economy. I will be in the streets if they start adding that to NAFTA.,Whats that 1 guy doing in the street.
"The rate of hate crimes rose in Britan significantly after Brexit, it's not crazy to think the same could happen here. Especially if protections for LGBT people are stripped, it could help legitimize people's anger which can lead to violence. It's not an illegitimate fear at all.",hate crimes against trump supporters are now happening not against the LGBTQ+ community.
"Fuck off, you're totally wrong.","Here, you dropped this:"
this gave me flashbacks of scaling almost vertical mountains on skyrim on horseback.,Jumping backwards
"The United States has been trying to assassinate Fidel Castro for 57 years. Trump's elected and he's dead 3 weeks later. We keep on winning, folks.",Under budget and ahead of schedule
If US cuts the NSA budget,I read that NASA Budget and was thinking how much more are they going to cut from that poor guy's share!
I'm voting for forma-flavored ice cream.,So it changes flavors every 30 seconds or something like that?
"It isn't a countout. Can't be, match has to start first for that.",The bell rang though
"What's funny is he said in his post not to trust a tweet from a random guy, yet you just trusted a post from a random guy and didn't understand anything he said. Smh",Yes but he backed up his claim with facts.
"The Firefighters coordinate with the tower before a water salute, ensuring that the weather conditions are such that icing isn't a concern.","Nah, I thought they just rocketed out of the fire-house and surprise-attacked planes as they left."
That is true but the more people who see it the better so it's still good to try and share it ya dig,"Probably true, but in terms of climate change and natural resource use I think we are far into overshoot at this point so I have given up trying to convert people."
"I don't see outer space, the Roman Empire, or ideal Dota 2 builds in this image.",I don't see any vector spaces...guess male mathematicians are all secretly genderless aliens or something.
"Yeah, uhm, just pretend it's a real goat.","Oh, great, we just summoned Satan Simulator 2016..."
I've seen Future Islands at Milestone.,Back in?
Well I've never had a problem with it.,"Neither have I, but those that do have problems won't believe us."
"Don't worry, it'll be back in 2018...",Wow 2018?
MAGA,Hawt
Can I build a half decent deck with ONLY kaladesh cards? I'm a new player and just bought a booster box and as I started to look around you need other cards from other sets to build a good deck. Which set is a lightning bolt in? Which set should I start buying next? Or should I buy individual cards from the internet?,I'm trying to build a Commander deck with exclusively Kaladesh and Aether Revolt cards.
Windows on a Mac is basically just a massively overpriced prebuilt that you can't upgrade. Not to mention the terrible cooling.,But if we cooled it it would be .00005 millimeters thicker
Racist/Genocidal Rashida Jones Must Be Boycotted,"K, never knew who this was, so consider her boycotted"
Maybe stonetear was innocent all along. Did spez alter the database to tank Clinton's campaign?,maybe it was to distract us from pizzagate
but muh states rights northern aggression 1865 worst year of life REMOVE AMENDMENT remove amendment you are worst reconstruction sherman is kill,Calm down Leeaboo
Right? It's so weird. I haven't been insulted in 48 hours. Craziness!,Congratulations dickass!
"Rare chicken breeds eggs Hey everyone! I'm looking for rare chicken breeds incubator eggs, preferably close to Amsterdam, my search results are only big hatcheries that sell regular eggs. Any idea how to find smaller hatcheries that might have rare breeds?",Any particular breed(s) you're looking for?
"What film or film series do you watch religiously once, maybe twice a year?",Underworld... .... dat latex
Which ideas will he keep? Which did you vote for? What did he straight shoot?,you missed the
lifetip : if you are able to film a UFO ..try to keep the ground in the video frame so people have perspective I focused too much on the UFO and not keeping the ground in the video.. so all you see is a wobbling dot / sphere / orb / triangle / whatever. I was told if you can film it with the ground or a stationary object then people can see more perspective.,Word.
I don't think you or the author even read the article.,its OK i downvoted myself
If they ever organize it via the subreddit could mean admin ban like when fatpeoplehate started the same with imgur people.,That would mean Reddit gives a fuck.
to shreds... tsk tsk tsk,Well how's the wife holding up?
Half of all mobile users are rooted or jailbroken? Never heard that made up stat before.,"He said that half the people at the tech crunch would be rooted/jailbroken, not that half of all mobile users are."
Stones: Pep teaching when to clear the ball to row Z and improving overall decision making,The font on that article is dreadful
"I'm surprised that they are offering the same box two years in a row. It would have been nice to get a different piece selection this year. At the same time, the price is fantastic, and there is a nice mix of colors in 10697.",3 years in a row.
"Whelp, Sounds like the guy is now qualified to lead a wormhole corp.",Praise BoB!
"I'm susprised to see Mississauga Secondary School even being mentioned here; I graduated from there back in 2010. From what I can remember, the school is basically 95% brown people.",Thats because the white people go to the catholic school down the roa
Is Marquess Wilson worth the risk?,"It's gonna depend on your other options, but I'd say he's absolutely worth a bench spot this week to see if he really is his favorite target."
"Probably just the old 'If I don't put my touch on this project somehow, how am I supposed to make myself look good' corporate culture that anyone in a situation to experience it knows is absolutely toxic to both efficiency and your employees. He mentions someone getting a promotion from duesTV or some such thing, that's what I am talking about. It wasn't made because it was a good idea. It was made so someone in the company can point to that and say 'See! I'm helping, you should pay me more money!'","That is mostly because in these corporate environments, evaluations and promotions are measured by how many projects or initiatives one completes, and whether they are completed on time and within budget."
T ziet er best dom uit ja,Jij ook
By that time the Buckeyes will have it though...,You're probably right
You say that but heat fans don't think like that.,"Yes, all Heat fans think that."
Mine has done this since Skull Rain and it's still doing it. My ping is absolutely fine but I don't know what's causing it.,"Probably your pc if you are on pc, my 970 caused long loading times and my friend's potato pc had this problem."
Or the darkness.,Or the dankness?
Worst tasting dip after brushing your teeth? I'd have to say grizz mint is the worst after brushing your teeth. What says you folks?,any type of natural dip
There's more to this story isn't there?,The carrying case he was using was a half dead rabbit.
"No, you support the employer paying slave wages because you don't want to pay more for produce not me. I'd enforce farms using e-verify if it were up to me.","Ya, like i said, you're full of shit since 99% of all other goods you use are imported, included a lot of the food you eat."
"Urk, that's the kinda thing which will leave you angry and sad even though you know it's not your fault, just because it's depressing to be reminded people can be so awful. I mean, just reading about it makes me pissy",Check your sarcasm detector
Nor was he born on December 25th,If born at all.
"Imprisoning people, having them shot for political expediency, and ruling with an iron fist?","Obviously that's terrible, but didn't those guys kill as many people as there are in Cuba?"
"USA's play reminding me of the Avs, that's not good.",Without the speed.
Oh my god and you could do split screen online! And the Germans yelling Medic! sounded like Mah dick! Funnest game EVVARRR online.,"PIG, grab M'Dick!!"
The popularity of the actor for a villain is inversely proportional to their lifespan in the MCU. I don't expect Vulture to survive but it would be a nice change.,"It would be a very nice change indeed, especially considering Spiderman villain's lifespans generally don't last more than a movie."
"Reddit, what's an interesting fact about you?","I have double vision permenatly, even with one eye closed i still see double."
I would campaign and vote for Bernie if he was 99. I will follow that man and his ideals for the rest of my life.,Its Warren time you sexist pig!
It's the duplicate install option,"Yeah but if you install the sign in application for Snapchat, then install snap plus with the duplicate option, it doesn't overwrite the sign in one that automatically signs you in."
"No. Patent is long since expired. You can't get a branded version of hydrocortisone in the US. Only generic. You used to be able to, but no longer. No money in it, no one would buy it. In the US at least.",Apparently it's a contract with the NHS that has them tied into it.
"Free Talk Friday! Welcome to another edition of our weekly Free Talk Friday thread! Feel free to discuss anything on your mind issues you may be dealing with, how your week has been, cool new music or tv shows, school, work, sports, anything! We will still have a few rules **All of the sidebar rules still apply.** * *Any other topic is allowed.**",Another week of waiting on Late Night Party
Do you think there is any hope if I'm 6 months from separation still?,Absolutely.
I think he may be implying that Werenski is seen mostly as offensive force,Kinda like Erik Karlsson
"Amputate her legs and replace them with peg legs. Additionally, removing the eyes of your male colonists might help. They seem to be able to navigate around okay after doing this but they won't be useful in a firefight anymore.","Hmm, I wonder if this works on real lesbians."
I'll do it for $50,Damn TFWs..
If Vietnam and Inuit invade Korea and relegate them to Osaka That would be amazing,The Inuit would lose cities to Korea in that scenario.
Husband and boyfriend? This is not typical.,"It's not, but I don't have any sort of mental issue that could be diagnosed, I just happen to be soooo unbelievably hot that two guys want me at the same time"
"Well yeah, obviously \#WeAreTexans, but it's the implied \#AndYouAreNot that makes it good.",I don't know where a lot of the players reside but I would imagine most of the team isn't from Texas which makes it weird to me now that I think about it.
Apparently going to college makes you a brainwashed elitist. Fuck me for trying to improve myself and work in a fulfilling job I guess.,Or even attempt to be qualified for anything other than a mc-walmart job - you lowly elitist fuckhead.
"It wouldn't have mattered if their counterparts had voted. Hillary won the popular vote, and she won CA. More votes from CA would have made zero difference. It's an illegitimate, rigged system. Burn it down.",so hillary should be president of california!
Light didn't do my iPhone any favors here. The darkest color is actually dark blue.,"That's strange, I'm only seeing white and gold colors."
Can anyone explain why the boys and girls are separated at lunch? Different portion sizes?,Males require a larger calorie intake.
You don't know your history and your ignorance is showing. Research why the judicial and parliamentary system elected to create CSIS in the first place. Canadians learned in the 70's why policing and intelligence activities need to be separate entities. Secret authority with little oversight is a recipe for surveillance over reach. It'd be illogical and blindly optimistic not to acknowledge this.,What does this have to do with The US Border Agency and INS?
If someone finds a recording of it on YouTube please post. I missed most of it,"Its not over, so they will have a bunch up when the Don is done speaking"
"Agreed, Odio are terrible. Private school girls seem like fun good people in a wide range, could check them out.",I could never seriously join PSG just based on their name.
"ESPN just notified me that the Caps won 2-1, what in the fuck?",Worldwide leader in sports
"Vine and Twitter makes no money, apart from stocks. Twitter's plan was initally to grow so big someone would buy them, and find a way to make money off the platform. A lot of people bought stocks because eventually, twitter would find an owner who could monotize it, causing the stock to grow. It looked like a sound investment. (Despite the stock falling constantly) Twitter stock eventually grew so big that it would be too expensive for any company to buy. So as the market dictates the price should fall until Twitter was affordable for another company to buy. But as people realized that Twitter would never be bough or monotized, people sold their stocks at a loss. Twitter owns vine, and the exact same problem plauges them.",So why cant the current owner of twitter just monotize Twitter now?
Question: if kessler gets hurt who will qb?,Me
Oh boy everything sure seems to be a grand conspiracy to you.,Not really just pointing out the obvious for the mentally challenged.
So is there going to be a Halloween event?,Well the tower of memory only lasts for 3 weeks which kinda indicates to me that there is a halloween event
Spot the teuchter! ;-),Careful you sassenach.
Beluga has a bit of trouble launching,Does it fit on a small pad?
"Genghis was a nice dude who had a hard on for conquering stuff, if you didn't try to get in his way you wouldn't know you were conquered. Garvilo was an accident",I think that most of the world's population can trace back their ancestry to him proves otherwise.
EBI to Allow Open-Palm Strikes,I don't see the need but I'll still watch
"Respec or Give up on Marauder? I recently leveled a face breaker shield charge marauder but slowly realized it wasn't for me, I got it up to 65 and I had almost all the gear needed, just wasn't enjoyable. Was curious on high map tier viable builds (that arnt crazy expensive) on Marauder that ARE NOT TOTEMS. Totems are painfully boring to play to me. Should I and will I be able to respec, or should I just sac the characters.",I would just restart a new character.
Lol this is if Philly Jim had too many cheese steaks,"Lil jimmy halpert, sports writer"
that last kid gave up on life,just a 50 lb backpack keeping them down.
Multiple pride flags set ablaze in Rochester,I'm sure they were just a bunch of pro-Trump LGBT peeps who saw Milo do the same thing and are protesting liberalism and are thus totally validated in their actions and so are not committing a hate crime because they feel empowered by their xenophobic candidate winning the election.
I could easily see this being a 10 drop. It's super undercosted at 7 mana.,Because that isn't waaay too slow at all
"Usually what happens when people are turned into abstractions (minorities, demographics, gender *firewall* etc), while their humanity is ignored.",Revolution might start at the bathroom mirror.
Stop being stupid. Trump **SUPPORTERS** are rioting because they are demanding him to **RESIGN** CNN is ALWAYS right,Did this guy just doubt CNN?
"Babies are tiny, drunk people.","...tiny, drunk people that will use every opportunity they can to commit suicide."
Warning: Auto-playing video with sound on max volume,Fuck... run youtube with locked screen then its done.
Bernie. Fucking. 2020.,"he can't win, and has no experience."
hahahahha! She's so funny! Oh god I love her so much. Can you imagine how great she must be as a girlfriend?! Plus she loves wrestling just like me. She's so perfect. She's talented and beautiful. I love Becky!,Jesus Christ dude.
definitely just US Christians. The rest of us have our own failings.,"Just checking, because I'm thinking I've been reading my bible incorrectly if this is THE issue I should be voting on"
Tonsillectomy recovery is worse than any other thing I've endured medically.,Can confirm.
This guy's been to jail on gun charges and still doesn't disrespect the police in real life. What a good man.,"A lot of the gun charges are bullshit, considering they often occur in cities that basically ban unconnected people from lawfully protecting themselves."
"Damn it son, they're visionaries not engineers!","they're *brave* visionaries, and dont forget it"
"A better question might be Is TF2 being only on Origin preventing you from buying it? I have not bought the game. I would not buy it if it was on Steam, but the only reason I'm not buying it is because i don't have the time or the money to play multiple FPS at once and I just got BF1.",When did Team Fortress 2 get put on Origin?
Protesting a Fair Election?,We know exactly where they were: bird-dogging a Trump rally.
"I was raised by a narcissist. I didn't escape until I was 20. This is my story. I knew when I was young that my life was different from others. When kids at school invited me over to their house, I had to decline. I wasn't allowed to take trips with other childrens' parents. No shopping, no Chuck-E-Cheese, no playing with others. My mother told me that no other parent knew how to raise their children, that I had a good mama who could keep me safe from abduction or injury like no other. She wouldn't let me visit friends' houses. Once she allowed me to 'visit' my aunt, who begged to drive me to her house for a few hours so she could play with me. My mother told her yes, and then drove behind her the entire drive and let us go into the house, waited a few minutes, and then retrieved me. My aunt never tried again. Growing up I received a lot of blows, mental and physical, for my treatment of my mother. If I talked back or even teased her playfully, she would find a way to make me pay. She told me that I was cruel to her, that I obviously didn't care for such a patient mother, and that I deserved every smack or punch I got. When I was young this would bring me to tears thinking that I hurt her. I would beg and plead for her forgiveness, climb into her lap and kiss the tears away, telling her that I didn't mean it, that I was sorry that I brought her to hitting me. She would never forgive me outright. She would always sit stone faced, telling me for a while longer that I obviously did not love her enough to control myself. I once laughed when we were on the road, her driving and me in the front passenger seat, because we hit a bump and the flap of skin under her arm jiggled. I was immediately punched in the face-and then told that I had been mean to her like this since I had learned how to talk. That I used to tell her that I loved her big nose when I was only two and it would make her cry, and that was why I did it. She told me that I had been inflicting mental harm on her since I was a baby. As I grew, I realized that my situation was not getting any better. I still had to hold her hand as I walked across the street, even as a teenager. She would brush my hair for me instead of letting me do it myself, and she refused to let me do basic things that others did growing up. I never learned to drive or cook, and I was strictly not allowed to have a job. She told me that I did not need any of this under her care. That she was my mommy forever. Nothing that I had belonged to me. She would buy me extravagant gifts, iPods, laptops, pets of all shapes and sizes, tablets, the newest clothes and gadgets, anything that I even hinted at wanting...and then she would take it from me at will. If I set her off I would lose it all. My new presents would be broken, thrown into a wall or put away until I decided to 'behave'. My pets would hang over my head as a guilt trip. She would tell me that she only let me keep them because she loved me, that she had really never wanted to get me a pet, that she hated them and if it weren't for her great desire to make me happy, they would all be gone. Once she brought me home a kitten and then took it from me within an hour after it had fallen asleep cuddled in the crook of my arm. She told me that she hadn't known what she was thinking, that I didn't deserve a new kitten anyway and to be sad over her choice was defiant and cruel to _her_. I loved being in theater, so she would allow me this. A play here, a play there, but if I was accepted for a role that might land me bigger or better things, she would pull me out, claim that we couldn't afford the costume or trip or that I would have to kiss a boy, something that I was not allowed to do. I didn't have any friends, so I took to playing online games. She let me have access to the internet. It became my escape. I made a few tentative friends and when she found out, she became angry, telling me that they were all 40 year old men waiting to hurt me. I became more secretive with my friendships-especially since one, oddly enough, was blossoming into something more. I met my first boyfriend online. It was then that I got my first phone at 16. My mother was buying one for my brother (who was the Golden Child, the one who did no wrong) and I was, in her words, standing there looking pitiful and sad because I had nothing. She claims she bought it for me because the checkout guy was watching and it made her feel unworthy. So she bought me a phone, the latest Pantech at the time. When she found out a week later that I was spending much of my time talking to a _boy_ she took it from me and demanded to see his social security number and birth certificate. Another year of this and this boy was swearing that he would help me get out at all costs. She had told me in months past that she would hunt me down like the dog I was if I tried to leave her. I was 17 now, nearing 18, and I wanted to have my own life, something that she was becoming more and more adamant on keeping to herself. I didn't talk to her about leaving, I just started saving money. Washing machine change, quarters I found in the car, 'allowances' that I was supposed to spend on movies or frivolities but didn't. (I wasn't allowed to keep the money, I was strictly told to spend it) If she found my money, she would steal it from me, claiming that all money was hers, everything I owned was hers. I became better and better at hiding it, and it slowly piled up. I wasn't rich, but by the time I was 19, I had $200 for a bus ticket. That was all I needed to get to Idaho to be with my friend. We had both decided that it would be too risky for him to come to me. She was a dangerous woman. When she found out that I was leaving, she exploded. She put me in the car and drove me to the police station, where I was interrogated about where I wanted to go and why, all the while she sat behind me, unable to stand, crying her eyes out that I was leaving her forever. The police officers told me that I should stay with her, that I was breaking her heart. They told me that I was free to go if I wanted though. They asked if it would be okay for her to have one last trip-driving me to the bus station. I said yes. She took me to the station and let me pay for my ticket-all of my money gone into that little piece of paper. And then an aunt came to say goodbye. The aunt asked me to sit in her car while she said a prayer for my safety, my bus wasn't loading for twenty more minutes, after all. I obliged and my mother came to shut the door. They had a child's safety lock on. I couldn't get out. I banged on the windows until I thought my hands were broken, but no one came to help me. I was stuck. They drove me home then and she stole my phone from me when I tried to call for help-it was two days of pacing in a bedroom while she slept on my floor or beside the front door before my boyfriend decided to call the police, realizing that I wasn't able to call for help at all. The police came and my mother put on her pretty face, letting them know that all was fine. I wanted them to take me. I told them that they needed to take me. But they said that if I was free to go as she said, then I didn't need them. I could just go. They left me there, with the door unguarded, while she took everything I owned and threw it in trash bags, claiming that it was symbolic of me throwing my life away for someone who would sell me into slavery. She gave me my phone back then, but I had no money to leave. I was once again stuck. Still I tried to go, I would find something I was sure. I waited until that night and walked out the door with my bag. She chased me onto the porch and tackled me to the ground, covering my mouth as I screamed. I bit her. Hard. I actually drew blood. She didn't let go and I didn't find out until later that she had reasons for this. I wrestled my phone out of my pocket and tried to dial 9-1-1. Before I could do so, she snatched it from me and took her hand from my mouth to twist the flip screen in attempt to break it. She didn't succeed so she chose to throw it instead. And then she got up and told me to go. I spent a few frantic minutes putting my phone back together and ran for my life. I was down our long dirt road calling the police to help me when she came careening around the corner in her car with that look of murder on her face. The police arrived within minutes of her finding me, just following me down the street in her car, and I explained to them what had happened. By this point she was bawling again, showing them her hand and saying that I attacked her-she told them that she had custody of a retarded child and they believed her. There was nothing that I could do as they left me once again. In all honesty, I still can't say that I trust the judgement of police for taking my story on the surface and leaving me to my own devices three different times. She called my boyfriend after they left and screamed at him that he was a devil, that he was stealing me, and that he needed to be rebuked and cursed away from me. She told him never to call again, she cursed him, and then she took me to a church to be prayed over. It took a long time to gain her trust back. My boyfriend was heartbroken that there was nothing that he or I could do in the next months but bide our time and let her yell at me. Police didn't help. Other adults didn't help because they believed the face she put on. I even had relatives offering to sleep in their cars outside of our front gate. I finally had someone step up and help me...a cousin slightly older, one that I didn't even know was helping at first. She offered me a job in a grocery store, promised my mother that if she let me have the job, then she would look after me and keep me from running away. I still wasn't allowed to cook, drive, or leave the house unattended, but this girl convinced my mother that the extra money would come in handy. I took the job and had encouragements whispered in my ear, that she wanted me to have a life, that my mother was cruel to me, that I needed to grow up and I wasn't allowed, that my mother was off her rocker. That job is what helped me escape. I didn't tell anyone this time of the impending escape. I bought a plane ticket and asked to be taken to work for a shift-and when I was shuttled to the store to work, I got in a cab and high tailed it to the airport. Everything after was like a dream. Nothing went wrong, nothing at all. Within hours I was in Idaho, safe in the arms of a true friend, one that had stuck by my side through years of abuse and fear, and my mother was left texting me frantically that if I didn't come home, she would soon die. I still get those texts on a daily basis two years later, but life is good. I've learned how to cook (quite well, I think!) and drive (not so well), I have a wonderful job as a preschool teacher, and I can honestly say I love it here in my small town. The one thing that was very difficult for me to adjust to was the fact that I could do anything without permission. Going outside alone was difficult for me. I had never, ever done it before without someone calling me back in. I didn't know how to cross streets alone, ect. I'm much better now though. Life really is good.",Did you ever find out how the cousin knew about you and why she helped?
This kind of phrasing is asking only for one answer: I can't forgive someone who have never repented their sins. Bonus points for using the religious sins for maximum effect. CBF guaranteed.,"Yep, repentance 101 must be passed before forgiveness 102 can be registered for"
Based Kellyanne Conway First Woman to Manage a WINNING Presidential Campaign!!!,Guys....Illuminati already got to Trump.
"Good thing about AMD? You just bend pins back, voila. As long as you don't break them off. That has happened to me before.",Even if you break them off sometimes...
"I dunno, if you vote for a man who is an out and out racist, it's kind of hard to say you're not racist.",That's right because no one ever votes based on policies or issues.
"Yeah, but fuck the voters' right to choose. They should have just wiped Trump from their memory... like with a cloth or something.","Well, they made an uneducated and foolish choice."
WYR be thrown into the world of the last book you read or the last show you watched? You will be thrown in as you were when you were watching/reading and only have what you had on you.,Last book: Ender's Game Last show: Family Guy Will have to go with the book.
"If they sell it under the vepr name, they would be Able to bring it into the country",Can you eli5 the vepr import what have you?
What was your favorite costume from your childhood?,"I was born on Halloween, so it's probably my birth, dressed in blood and animotic fluid, as a disappointment to my family."
Not anymore at least. he's turned his life around so there's nothing bad to say.,"All with the power of DDP YOGA and if you want to try DDP YOGA, be sure to put in the promo code Jericho!"
"Cho'gath is actually countered by most assassins, even before the rework. Easy to dodge skills, assassins (in the case of rengar and talon) are 2-3 shotting him with armor built, and generaly the mobility gap has further been amplified by the reworks.",Silences destroy any assassin that isn't Yi
"Well damn, I didn't know that.",They figured out they could still get people to buy it.
the hornets didn't even make it past the first round,Thanks to the purple shirt guy!
"Help! I am Looking for a Christmas mass in Tel Aviv! Shalom y'all ! I am french and currently leaving in the north of Israel. I am catholic and I would really love to go to church for Christmas in Tel Aviv, as I used to do back in France. Do any of you know a church that would celebrate a mass in english in Tel Aviv ? That would be awesome! Thanks in advance :)","If you're living in the north, you can go to Haifa, there are plenty of churches there where Christmas is celebrated."
"I'll admit I'm straight but how would know if I'm white or a Christian? BTW, I'm not.",I'll let God sort that out.
"Men with nice voices, they don't even have to be physically attractive. Which explains me why I used to have a crush on Bumblebee Baggage claim",Matthew Mercer as McCree?
Oh god.. this.. how do they protest the solar wall?,They're stealing all the sunlight!
After that intense fight I'm thankful best girl survived,"Yes, Petra!"
"Kuharsky: Through first 16 games, Marcus Mariota has been better than Steve McNair",He needs to apologize
"I will do that, thank you. It's just there are people who are now atheists who might have been raised as a jw, and I was wondering if they needed support or maybe could shine light on their experiences and also find out the truth about the truth.","No worries, there is a healthy population of atheists over on the exmo sub, and I think a couple of the exjws who hang there are also atheists."
"Where are the sun and moon gears that appear for each act, actually located?",Alola
That's my second favorite thing. First is when the camera stays on a fan for like 4 seconds longer than they were prepared to be excited for.,Stop!
"Going to give mine back tonight, and get the S7 Edge! Thinking it qualifies as a new purchase since new paperwork would come with it (new EIP agreement). Hey get a few Oculus Samsung Gear out of the deal, and you don't have to worry about your phone exploding! Then three to 4 weeks later, we get our Notes back with all new accessories!",What?
He talks like the god I imagined him to be,"Faker has a more real, more tangible/verifiable, effect on our lives than any god of the traditional religions"
"Want to get back into PC gaming but I can't (RSI) Hey guys, I love PC gaming but unfortunately I have a problem with my keyboard wrist. I can't play with WASD/ESDF controls without the wrist hurting after some time. I've made a conscious effort to keep my wrist straight, un-angled and flat with my elbow resting on the desk but it makes no difference. I always get this pain in the bottom left (pinky side) of the wrist and after a session my hand also feels a bit claw-y and arthritic. As long as I don't play with keyboard I'm fine; controllers cause me no problems. After a week tops of not playing on keyboard my wrist goes back to feeling completely normal. Do you have any potential advice or solutions for this? I don't want to use a controller on PC for FPS (my favourite genre) and if that's my only solution I'd rather just stick to console.","If you have an MMO mouse like the G600, it's technically possible to play an FPS (and most other games) without ever touching the keyboard."
Should the Sacramento Kings Trade DeMarcus Cousins?,Sure we'll take Crowder/Jerebko/Young and 2 second rounders
"They never were before, that is a recent development.","That's what I've been told by a LEO, take it or leave it, but it's pretty evident."
"It really feels like im in the minority for wanting to wait, so it's always nice to hear there are guys out there who also want to wait :) And we really shouldn't, but clarifying things like this just saves explaining it later. Especially on this subject. You say wait till marriage and people more or less start insulting you because of it.","They seem to feel threatened, like you are presenting yourself as better / holier than them and they have to reassure themselves that you're not by mocking you with your failing."
Do you mean curve the overall grade for the class?,Yup!
damn you're memey,;)
Nothing is Working for Dazed,Why is n0thing working for Dazed?
"I didn't say no matter what they did in the military. This guy likely saw friends shot, blown up, lose arms and heads. He lived through things that can and have driven people mad. WWII was hell.",Not a justification for sexual assault
"They were banking on people being absolutely, completely stupid this election, and as it turns out not everyone is a god damned moron. Just the extraordinarily vocal ones.","Something to the effect of a compliant, unaware citizenry."
You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?,Kelly Kapowski.Ayyy
"Blimey, those were some nice parries. Good work, skeleton!",Thank you haha :)
What's something you can live without but you won't live without?,Clothes
"Serration, split chamber heavy caliber, shred. Lots of base damage, fire rate is important for burst rifles and the punchthrough helps as well. As for the other slots it depends on faction For grineer, I'd go viral + radiation using the four 90% elementals. If you have a riven I'd go radiation + toxin, as toxin deals with ferrite and radiation can deal with alloy armor. For corpus, use radiation + Toxin with 90%s and use a bane of corpus mod For Infested, corrosive + heat with bane of infested. For Corrupted, corrosive + heat with either primed fast hands or a decent riven mod.",I assume you mean magnetic for corpus?
"Unfortunately, women can also be idiots and vote against their own interest.",This is sexist
"With Mike Pence's history, my fear is for government subsidized conversion therapy.",Isn't that covered by Obamacare presently?
"You can char the uncharred bits with a propane torch. And as for filth, high proof alcohol is a sterilizing agent. You simply cannot infect 62% ABV alcohol. Nothing will live in that medium. Do you know what major whiskey distillers use to sterilize their bottles before bottling? Whiskey.",Sweet...wonder if they give away the leftover sterilizer.
"Today, much of the World celebrates Armiciste Day. Switzerland celebrates the beginning of Carnival. Makes you think how lucky we are.","I'm really confused, isn't carnival celebrated in February ?"
Can we just appreciate how cool she looks??,Terrifyingly awesome.
Favorite calling card I love the Dream Big or Bong Rip calling cards from the quartermaster. Proves you can still have humor even when blowing heads off anything,I only have a few quartermaster calling cards: weed Hit the bong Bottle of whisky Good job IW!
Aren't all Merovingians dead at the start of the CM?,It's either custom dynasty or OP used a console.
Where is it? Ive finished the main story and have never seen it,You can't access it
WIP: project 2B2T (2Builders2TPS),"Gee thanks, really need the extra lag."
"I dunno why but even though it sounded like it came from the same mind that made sparkle crotch, I still thought the line was fantastic.","Delivery, delivery, delivery."
Only 22 percent plan to vote for someone who they think will drop a nuke. That is a terrifyingly high percentage!,"Giant Meteor didn't make the ballot, so Trump is courting its supporters with nuclear winter."
GTA's Wildest House Price Spikes: 10 Areas That Have Gone Insane,"Maybe this will eventually dissuade continued sprawl to the North, and perhaps ease the 100km-long, half-day, 3-hour commute traffic jam on the 400 each day"
What would be your reaction if Adult Theory was canon?,Hello yes I would like to rent Baby for my party what are your prices?
"Rodgers was sitting behind Brett Favre. Rivers was behind Drew Brees. Goff is behind Case Keenum. Not exactly the same situations. But even if they were, just because some guys who ended up being great players sat doesn't mean Goff is also going to be great because he is sitting...that's ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I'm not arguing that Goff will never amount to anything, but there is a good chance he isn't much right now. Maybe he becomes great sitting on the Rams bench. (I highly doubt that, I don't know the Rams offensive coaching staff well, but I also have a hard time believing they are QB gurus). It *might* be a little concerning that's he's so raw considering that the guy taken one pick later is at a bare minimum capable of starting NFL games. Maybe the Rams were expecting that and everything is going according to plan. Maybe they were expecting more and are trying to save face by keeping him on the bench.","Fair enough, but who was Carson Palmer sitting behind as a rookie?"
"basically all the cards that might be considered racist, homophobic, etc. Cant offend anyone now, can we?",so theres 6 cards then?
Two projects on main drag could add more housing to hot neighborhoods,That melty jellyfish architectural style looks like a perfect fit for Fletcher Place!
"If you watched all 11,309 of the Cubs games played since their last World Series back-to-back it would take over three and a half years",Half that was Pedro Baez in this series.
"in the mails they say because the info its not the same as the on on my visa&bank account but when i call they say its because its been found to be linked to previously blocked accounts , but the info , ip , pc , etc i added to this account is completely new never before registered on amazon I'm 100% sure about it",Sounds like they are right and caught you anyway.
its unfair period. the person with the most votes should win. thats how voting is supposed to work.,"It is how it works, just on a state by state basis as we live in a federation of states, not a unitary state"
"We need to get a new TV Network called Clinton TV, NOW!",Well we do have the Clinton News Network
I think American Muslims had humanity before that.,"They didn't deserve it, apparently."
That actually happens all the time. Not sure why. comment score hidden is what you're talking about right?,"Yes, but only on redacted and the Hillary sub"
Of course it depends on what kind of sentinel weapon youre using. I would never go as far as get a secondary set of primed mods for my sentinel weapon but regular mods work fine enough for me and you can just leave the mods with 10 ranks at rank 8 if you wanna save endo.,"Honestly, it's the reason I originally got a second Primed Point Blank, as Sweeper Prime was generally my go-to as a Sentinel Weapon and its damage potential is decent at worst."
"I really don't know what he meant, in a lot of cases, a crappy player properly specced, itemized and with high ilvl will blow away a great player in shitty gear.",What he meant was that two players of equal skill and relative gear level should not be measured against one another for a raid spot based on how many legendaries one has over the other.
The new Vice President of the United States. folks!,But guys you gotta give them a fair chance!
* except when its your 2nd amendment rights,"Or your 13th... Oh wait, that's not quite yet."
If you read the article you'll realise that it isn't the same story.,Don't you know that nobody reads the articles and people just read the titles in TIL
Too bad the vandals didn't bother to learn that this isn't a statue of a Civil War figure; Maury was a friggin' OCEANOGRAPHER.,That's old English for slave trader
Players report to training camp in 7 days!,6 days
"They just aren't exactly who I'd think of first as being Blues Alumni, like a Pronger or Hull.",I want Mike Modano in the Centennial Classic Alumni Game
Classic Girge,They're good towers Garge.
"Yea thats what I thought too. It's up on rhino ramps right now. I only took off the overpipe and front pipe and put on the new 2.75 combo I got from Ultimate racing. Now when I try to crank it to go back off the ramps, it just stutters like the battery is dead except all electronics stay full functioning after it fails.",it is very common for a dead battery to have enough charge to power ancillary systems but not the starter
The Netherlands are shit. We need a wall between the Netherlands and Germany.,And make the dutch pay for it!
What to do If you are witnessing Islamophobic Harassment,Too bad the illustrations are haram
well then just hide out in the embassy.,Do you think the UK embassy will hold her indefinitely?
How to Hit the Best Backhand in Tennis ?,Be Safin or Nalbandian?
"He who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.",Confucius say?
Which school?,UC
Why did you block out your clan name? and gems?,Cause hes ptw and in Nova
"That's completely false. Churchill was a tactical buffoon. He was the architect of the whole failed Gallipoli campaign, and most of WWII was his strategists arguing against his total shit plans","Even if you were right, which you're not, that wouldn't make Churchill an asshole."
"According to Wikipedia, she was one of the big three blues singers of the time. Most of her songs were like that.","So, no."
We owe Trump the same amount of respect that was shown to Obama in 2008. Remember Ted Nugent saying Obama should be sucking on the end of my machine gun? Remember you lie! at his first State of the Union address? I do. That's how much respect Trump is getting from me.,But the past is the past!
"That might work for a dryer, but a washing machine will clean it anyways...",It's the thought that counts
That's so stupid. They're clearly talking about upper level Republican Catholics bastardizing the faith.,Mental Gymnastics.
The cast of Stranger Things look like they're in an Old Navy commercial,Season two PLEASE
20th Century Fox - Shitty Flute Costume,So....the costume is essentially a diorama he wears around his neck.
Lol what's cold? 60s? Dive where you can see what you want to see. Temp is a side effect,Low temp makes dives shorter.
This police dog was given retirement presents by the community on his last day on the job,Old dogs don't play that much....
Nope it's your wife's head,#spoilers!
Simple Music,Why are you incognito
What's your favorite internet expression?,The one I use most often is probably
"You mean wrting a huge disclaimer that states you aren't trying to offend them, and apologize profusely for having a question? Yes, I haven't had good experiences with my first and only question to them.",Clearly your internalized transphobia was showing
Nothing. But we need to let this snowflake have their voice be heard!,Yeah it's fucking stupid for anyone to want to discuss regional protests or national politics with the rest of their city.
Sounds like Lamar Odom,Maybe minus the crack addiction.
The guy on the right looks like every step-dad ever.,"That's what Rowdy Roddy Piper would've looked like if he showed up to kick ass and chew gum, but still had gum left."
TIL: that law enforcement is allowed to break the law in order to catch others breaking the law. I was always under the impression that law enforcement wasn't allowed to break the law to catch a criminal. I thought it went against what law enforcement stands for.,If you ask a cop if they are a cop they have to say yes by law
What mmo did you love but the dev's eventually ruined for you?,"Blade and Soul, Rift, Archage, BDO."
"Yeah there's no way they include a minor character like that into a fight that's been building up for 2 (arguably 3) expansions. I wouldn't be surprised if they hulked Gul'dan out like in the movie, though.","It could be a helluva way to introduce a new major character, lol."
"I'm a 22/f and my 23/f demisexual girlfriend cheated on me with a guy. Been together 4 years, what do I do? So my girlfriend and I have been together for 4 years, she goes on a work night out and goes home with a male colleague, she had just met that night. She tells me they slept in the same bed and 'he kissed her' and 'she let him' but stopped before anything more happened. She has always told me she was never attracted to anyone else and says she wasn't even attracted to him. Am I meant to forgive her, trust her and just forget about it?",If you believe they only kissed then you may as well buy her a nice big present for being honest with you upfront!
If you own liu bei and didnt get kaoru from kenshin collab then vaan is a key inheritance unit.,Shantotto for ACC and onalis as well.
Some fall streetwear inspo you guys might like,WTC the denim jacket in 4?
Now I'm imagining an office space at Talon headquarters where all the vending machines eat your money and send your drinks to the shadow realm because Sombra fkd up their programming. Sombra... the drinks! - A disgruntled and thirsty Reaper,It's in the refrigerator -Sombra
"Ironically, you're not the boss of me now.","Ironically, life is unfair."
"NADotA insiders confirm EG second team: possible fear comeback, definite: ppd + Mason + Ritsu The reason for the team not forming for the Boston major has been revealed as Ravindu Ritsu Kodipilli needing to finish of his education at his public ivy school. Players thrown around to complete the confirmed 3 of ppd, Mason and Ritsu are in no particular order: mursglacius, kzz, Yawar and Fear",No Jubei?
I hope we get something from Ben on Batman day this Saturday,I wouldn't keep my hopes up too high..
The Royal Family in their Ugly Christmas sweaters,I thought she Only had 3 corgis?
HELP ME AND I WILL LOVE YOU is there anyway to do luma fades in Final Cut Pro?,Nothing showed up by googling that?
"Yeah, whoever tries to tell you those cars are visible is a f*cking idiot. They're less visible and therefore less safe, than the white ones. Contrast is a huge thing.",As he sells his crack on the street.
What do you call a group of Gyrados? A clusterfuck.,Nah man A group of Gyrados is called death.
An idea that occured to be for the Submit buttons on this sub.,easter egg idea: if you type in eb it says exotic butters
"Hey guys, it's me, the dev :) I tried to recompile the version, but it is so much work that I am just not willing to spend so much time on it (no, it's not just a button click ;) ) without even owning a Rift. I still have my DK2 and couldn't afford getting a Rift, so my interest in getting it running on it is not soooo big ;)","Suggestion, if you aren't interested in developing the product any further, you could open source it on github or something to let other people poke around at it and get it working on CV1."
"In 2007, I was off my parents insurance and not working enough or going to grad school enough to qualify through either. I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer at 23, and thank god I had MassHealth. I was able to continue seeing my specialist at MGH and was able to keep the same PCP.",You should have just pulled yourself up from your boostraps
"Awwwww. That one bundle which had account-wide boosts was such good value, forget if it was the second or third anniversary bundle. We salty vets^^of ^^limited ^^ability ^^and ^^lousy ^^aim need these boosts for our alts!","2nd had it, 3rd was supposed to go to 1 character only but they forgot to test it before they released it so if you bought the bundle before they hotfixed it you got it."
Pure Uncut Fat Logic.,It's probably true that 95% of home treadmills turn into coat racks.
When your team tells you to switch off Mercy,P R O T E K T M E D P S S C U M
"Oh please, grow up a little. This is competitive marketing.",It's not really competitive when an alternative has had it for decades and has leagues more mods.
I've found a secret on how to climb fast.,"How does One Become Friends With The Legend Himself, Brofresco ?"
Clean up Django migrations with just one press,that's one way to get stuff 'f*cked' up really good and really fast it's not like anyone *ever* has datamigrations that shouldn't be deleted
"I have 2, my neighbor has one and a co-worker has one. None of them bark. Very odd.",Such odd
Carbine is more fun though.,what's better about it?
I've played support since I began playing and the accuracy that came along with the LMG buff for the BAR made me cry.,"It's stupid good now, I love it"
"I think you overstate how similar the needs of people in LA, NYC and Miami are to each other. These people are not a monolith, they don't have the same needs. And no one could ever win with just urban voters except in a fantasy world where they could get 90% of everyone in cities to vote for them. You'll always need lots of country people to vote for you, too.",The cities can relate to eachother yes thank you for agreeing with me.
Why are Dems so offended by kicking out ***illegal*** immigrants,They need votes!
"The Soviet Union did not exist at this point. Moreover, if we are going to compare WWII atrocities, defending Germany is not a good idea.","Why, what did the Germans do in WWII?"
The generation complaining about millennials getting participation trophies is the same generation that invented the participation trophy.,Exactly!
Perks not right or is it just me?,This is what new CODs have caused people to become....
You should be able to request the desktop site via your browser settings. Learned this a couple weeks ago and it's been great.,"This works in yelp, but some websites aren't mobile/desktop but instead have layout break points based on screen resolution, and most phones don't report a 1024 point width for display."
There a few soy based formulas. My mom told my older sister recently that I was never breast fed. Not once. That is a weird piece of information to have.,Found Hilary's sister robot.
"warn our friends there about guys who were creepy That's...just mean. I get there are creeps out there, but there's no need to exclude some random guy from an entire dating pool just cuz he had one bad date.","I read creepy as stalking, messaging 10s of times, fake profiles, stuff like that."
Got to love this guy!,Would have been better if he said the only thing missing where those Rosa Gellar teeth
"Having been or Reddit for a while, it's very likely he was dead serious. Mostly because of ignorance though. They don't have first hand experience with the corruption in other parts of the world, so they take it for granted how good they have it here.",Yeah but here if you spit in a cops face they might mace you!
"2 possible scenarios in which a Republican might win Vermont, while also making a dig at some well known Republican hypocrites. A two for one post :)","If you read the article, it goes over how Republicans still do relatively well in gubernatorial elections in Vermont, kind of like Massachusetts in that regard, despite how liberal the state leans."
The trick to this is to wait until the ball stops rolling then get the ball from the ground.,But then the other team gets a Homerun
The drunk dolphin diver clip has been updated appropriately.,Repost...
Was Blundell breathing in morse code!!?? ... might be just a visual glitch too,I think it was just someone trying the Ragnarocks on the teleporter.
I can get you one.,Add me
Lol how can they make a 6th film with out a fifth?,They made the fifth element and never filmed elements 1 through 4
"Circle of Test win all timers, ISK war, and Reddit Karma",All in a days work.
I drew Willow fanart last night! :D,Wow this is amazing!
Happy 2-year anniversary 1989! What's your favorite memory from the 1989 era?,Being a full-on Swiftie after having some interest in her music for quite a while.
Trivialize Mythic Helya with this one easy trick!,That doesn't prevent dps from getting a facefull of breath
White fragility? Please. If a white did what you little blacks did it would be a national uproar. This coming from the people who can't succeed without having standards lowered for them. Every other race has managed to succeed except blacks . Stop blaming whites.,It's so unfair that they can have black history month & a Black Entertainment Television network.
"Yes. Idk, sometime this month. Because it's less rent and bigger space. Because Vine is still dying. Because I can. It's to tell people that I won't be as active. Because you can be early. SCIENCE. Because the AI. HELL NAH, TO THE NAH NAH NAH! Possibly. Yes, I am the Zeach.",omg gus i found teh real zeech guys wtf zeach can i hav ur autograf plz i wont teem wif ov nymore plz
What's your favorite song from 2016?,Mene by Brand New has been a consistent favorite of mine.
don't forget the asterisk *,And my axe.
It'd be funny if you started getting speeding tickets for going 1 over the limit.,Some would say that it would be karmic justice.
You can. I was able to get into the relay at MR6 no problem.,"No, stop spreading false information please"
Matt's deletes are lightening fast.,"It's a shame it takes him 10+ years to pay attention to his own offspring, though."
My best friends dad told me when he was in high school his grandfather told him his graduation present was going to be he was gonna sign him up to go over to Vietnam ( he probably meant through the draft but he was a politician so not sure what connections he had ) . So he found out from a recruiter to see if their was any way around it and he told him that if he signed up himself while still in high school he might get lucky and be sent to a different location once he graduated . So he did and spent his service time in Japan mostly.,how lucky
wait KT fly?,no.
This child has no understanding of foreign policy. None.,"But Hillary would have started World War III, right?"
"Wow, I've never seen or heard of this before. Now I'm absolutely shocked and could only guess what kind of human trash poser you have to be to want something like that. Also the stereotype of the iPhone being the most luxurious phone is so retarded, there are many Android phones that cost as much as the iPhone or more.",There are android phones that are cheaper than an Iphone and are better.
Thank you. The one useful person here.,If you want help from people don't be a dick.
"RoLo/Mirotic/2 1sts. Get a cheaper Center who's good defensively on a 3 year contract. Get a developing asset I know the Kings were interested in, get 2 1sts. Maybe even add Denzel Valentine in.",Mirotic is 25 and hasn't really shown any development.
"The problem is that the united states are, I think, the only country coming close to actual free speech. What we as european countries should do is demand political reform. We don't have free speech. Whenever you can sue someone for hurting religious feelings, for insulting someone, and yes, you feelgood liberal polititards, even for disputing the existence of the holocaust, its victim numbers, for the showing of a hammer and sickle or a swastika, for insulting a politician, the police, a foreign nation or flag, for selling video games not rated by a national rating institution, for importing unrated movies, for inciting racial/religious/popular anythings, you don't have free speech.","Yeah, maybe we should have no laws at all, because then we'd be even more free!"
MY BABY!,You made me sad...
Such sensitive Donald lovers. Enjoy your crappy healthcare!,No you brought up politics into a discussion where it doesn't belong so you can feel good about yourself
"I awoke in a sweat. The messy sheets indicated to me that I had tossed and turned all night. It was light outside, or it was supposed to be. I looked at the clock: 7 AM. I sat up and searched for my slippers. A cold, bony hand grasped my left foot and pulled me into the sudden abyss. Every cell of my body jolted awake in fear. They had finally gotten me. As I fell I looked up at my disappearing wife, my hungry cat, and thought of my children tucked away in their beds. I looked at my house that was built entirely of diamonds. I'd had a good run, I thought. Are you ready to work for me? The devil roared. I accepted my fate and picked up a flaming pitchfork. Sure thing, boss, what we cooking today? Some Chinese, he said. I stoked the fire and readied my wok. Unlimited Chinese food, I thought. This can't be such a bad afterlife.","Nice, that would probably be the best way it could turn out!"
What do you think about men who try to seduce married women?,"Bad if he knows they are married, but the woman's fault is she keeps up with it."
Notice of Oral Argument for Brendan's case,Tx M. Great find!
"Or create Blind Pick ala LoL, if someone drops out, you just requeue with whoever is left. I find it always hilarious (and sad) that companies try to reinvent wheel. If something works, use it.","This is really awesome, but I doubt the starcraft engine will allow you do that."
:o,can you try and reduce the audio static next time
Got my first rack today!,*nice rack*
New Gridiron Club reward 10k with the caption thanks for sticking with us during the AH outage,"I also got an Elite Player Reward Pack, pulled an AP."
You need to accumulate 25000 points by doing the quizzes and also complete the 23+ trainings required for this holiday deal,"OH okay cool, thanks!"
"Hi, offended. I'm dad.",Go back to sleep dad
I made purple kief,"Barney powder, man."