Input,Output
Bullshit.,You forgot the
"haha, actually no comments or anything about it. I'm from Alabama and surprisingly I get a lot of comments about it there (mostly negative) The worst that has happened while I wore my Cloud9 jersey was a League TSM fan threw a piece of glass at me in the hallway of my school.",wearing c9 jersey in School smh
"Parents call 911 after being beaten, choked by 14-year-old son: police",I guess this is what happens when you no longer spank your kids?
"Where would you put him instead? He can't be in with the other inmates, he stabbed one of them to death. He can't be left alone or have access to the things in general population, because he self harms. Lots of outrage, no solutions.","He's native, so he should get a free pass and just walk free."
When your best pokemon is stuck for weeks in a gym,"Oh no, stuck in a gym for ages... oh what a shame..."
A confederate flag.,But heritage...
When a cuck in r/politics links directly to your post and they still can't outpace our upvotes,Surely the admins will ban them for brigading!
Young Muslims who quit the faith 'live in fear of violent revenge',"Please remember, as always, that this has nothing to do with Islam!"
"If you could give shine any knockback, what kind would you choose? If you were to change the knockback of shine, what would you change it to?",How do you change the knock back of a projectile?
"Wow, it isn't just an opinion piece, either.","Well now that Hillary has a decent lead in the polls and no bombshell this morning, they are fine with Johnson pulling equally from both candidates~"
This is implying that this crude oil is going directly to power. much of those barrels are going to oil stock for industrial lubrication and machining.,Shhh we hate oil on Reddit
The Phillies had no analytics department at all in 2013,It really is shocking that Ruben Amaro Jr didn't get another GM position.
What do different races stereotypically smell like in your opinion?,Horse races dont smell good and normal races dont have much of a smell to them... totally the queston he asked
"This happened to me. I am in Canada. My family doctor was a Catholic Polak who was my doctor since birth. I went in after many years, at age 19 to get a pap done. While my legs were still up she told me that my labia is not straight, that my partner was cheating on me because she saw something concerning, and told me I'm going to hell for having sex before marriage. I literally broke down crying, so she tried to offer me a donut. WTF. It took me 9 years to get another pap after that. Turns out the something concerning was HPV that turned into pre cancer because I didn't get treated. Thankfully I had a LEEP done. But I still have trouble going. I haven't gone back in two years despite needing to follow up every 6 months.",But she offered you a donut.
b4b all about that ***controversy***,how can you joke sensitive topics the current year?
One who shits gold.,I thought this theory was disproven?
Maybe Trump is objectively bad? Most stories about hurricanes are pretty negative towards hurricanes. Is that bad reporting?,So nice of the lobotomized Shitlery tard crowd to stop in to defend her honor.
"No word about Allo? Duo pre-installed, why isn't allo preinstalled?",DOA
"Ronaldo touching his own ear, talking to himself and laughing on own jokes.",Link?
"As an American who has been to London, and absolutely loved it and the people there. I would like to say sorry. Not all of us Americans are assholes.",You must have met the wrong people because most of us are actually total cunts...
Throw a frisbee across the room and see who catches it.,"Discs are hucked, bro."
I honestly like the phone. I'm just at a little bit of a sticker shock. They seriously think they can sell it for an iPhone fucking 7 price?,At least it's waterproof like the iPhone 7
If only I could afford the drugs to cope with news like this.,Heroin with elephant sedative is cheap these days.
Basically...,"Ano ba kayo ang tatanga nyo naman, may kasabihan nga tayo na keep your enemies closer diba plano talaga ni master tactian galatic prime minister best president in the universe digong yan"
The Gerontocracy of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,Isn't it wonderful!.
Against Sherman that's total annihilation.,#exposed
"Dont need to tell me about phase changes, materials science engineer here. Reddit is dumb.",But everyone here is an enthusiast!
What would you call the Nexus line then? Was the 6P not premium enough?,bendiness and wobbly buttons aren't very premium tbh
I switched from M4a4 to 1-S two weeks ago as I just feel more comfortable with it. It's far better at long range and very easy to double tap people on head compare to a4. And a4 has ugly skins :3,howl
I'm glad Cromartie is gone!,That's racist...and completely acceptable!
"I personally prefer the acekard over the r4, but I never see it mentioned.","I've never heard of acekard before, do they have any specific advantages over all the R4 clones?"
I love how he keeps sending selfies of himself without any comment or anything throughout this whole thing. Neither one of you is acknowledging them; they're just there but hopefully after the fourth one it does something to you and you change your mind on that threesome.,"Oh, ya know after some consideration I think I will!"
Now that's irony,"They are all shit, thats why you got it"
Best tf2 player,You forgot your
"With an asking price of $649-$869 (same as the iPhones) for the new Pixel phones, Google should keep the phones updated for 3-4 years like the iPhone.",What an unpopular opinion
"Even though DotA was inspired by AoS, let's not pretend that the game was similar at all. AoS was in no way a MOBA, it was basically a hero defense/RPG.",They are all ripoffs of our lord and savior of games Dead Frontier
"People on either side probably shouldn't jump to conclusions, nobody's had a real chance to go through the data yet.",That would be the smart thing to do...
RBs facing the most stacked boxes,So basically Gurley is a lil bitch
"hahaha I was actually joking! I don't hate myself enough to try to play Civ like that. I play Continents/Domination 99% of the time but still leave the other victory modes enabled in case so I don't get stuck in a 1000-year cold war. To be fair, I hardly ever finish a game. Whenever I get really ahead I just start a new game and try to improve on my mistakes until I'm good enough to play at a higher difficulty. And I'm afraid there's no Terra/Earth in Civ VI yet. I'm sure that will come in a patch, though.","Well, in the mean time, I discovered a mod map Earth, that it so huge, it uses all 6 gigs of vram the creator's gpu has."
Haha if that happens I'm buying everyone in this thread gold. Everybody gets gold! Let's do this!!,thanks
A Crushing Charge,I loved the roadhog just standing up there waving at you while you fall
"Yeah, as others have said the person who found the plates admitted to have taken them out, so the most important thing, that the evidence scene was altered, was already established and uncontested. On a related note, funny how the cremains were less important in this regard and weren't photographed because the scene was altered, yet they took their time to photograph the plates. It boggles the mind how the jury and PW accepted these bogus excuses when it came to no photo evidence of the cremains *in situ*. To return back to the topic at hand, why would they lie about the pics and how the plates were found? My first guess is that the fireman didn't place them back in right away but taken them to someone. That someone then placed them back in the car from the wrong side and took this terrible, terrible photograph (PS: the bad quality is acceptable only if Brutus was the officer that took it). This series of events, which could have happened, implies a greater tampering with the scene so they wanted to downplay that, because this was an important piece of evidence. That's why they slightly altered how the events unfolded in their testimonies, imho. Or it could simply be that they were really so incompetent that they couldn't even get the photo right without any agenda behind it. Regardless, I doubt that the plates were put right back in as per their testimonies, meaning they were outside of the car for a longer period of time and only placed back in to get a convincing photo for the trial. TL/DR: I agree that this seems like the driver's side of the car meaning the plates were photographed from the wrong side. But I'm not sure if that means anything significant or not.","The problem was too many people saw them in the car and they couldn't go with the original plan of putting them next to the key in SA's trailer, so they had to put them back in the car."
"When it all comes down to it, just say that Mozart was better. Can't really beat that. ...even though Vivaldi was better.",Have you heard the latest Kanye album tho?
Spider embryo,It's not a REAL spider until it's born
"I'm sick as hell bro, I was building an all Rams team and waited to get home and ended up picking him up for 92k. Wow","Sorry to hear your sick, I just got over a cold last week."
"Maybe I can help: it's because he's instilling in her from infancy that her greatest, and perhaps only, strength is in her physical appearance. He only ever posts about how pretty she is. I noticed Butch did this too when he met Carly. He only commented on how pretty she is. Not smart, feisty, articulate, anything else. She's pretty. That's all she's good for. She will grow up thinking all she can offer anyone is her body and face.","I mean, it's not like women can do anything besides being pretty, look what happens when they try to drive trucks"
The key to absolutely nothing. What joy.,The key to a new rule change aren't you excited
"To be fair, whatever guns you have are completely useless in an attack on the government. Might as well throw butter knives at the tanks.",Which is why we won a war in the Middle East and haven't fought since
Students at a Liberal Arts College are judging someone for not knowing what he's doing with his life?,It's a high ranking Liberal Arts college though!
Steel gets fucked by a ghost,"yes, acceleration is fine, pros can react accordingly and stuff."
"We often shit on Toilolo, but the man sure can block",Toilolo to RG?
"Some fanart where it's not passing into the uncanny boob valley of nonexistent or Dear god, why? big.",Who ever drew this is either female or has drawn an absurd amount of smut.
Pence doing an amazing job of explaining why Putin has been stronger than Obama. This guy cannot be messed with.,bu bu but he said Putin is a better president and man than Obama!
Where is this from?,CNN's.
Paul Joseph Watson BTFO MSM shills - Dear Mainstream Media,I don't know a single person that actually trusts the media anymore.
I feel like to be a donald supporter you aren't even allowed to understand what the term fact check even means.,You can only fact check negative things about the Donald (except they're all biased of course so it doesn't count) and positive things about Hillary because everyone knows how evil that criminal bitch really is so the facts would be false anyways!
Old Crush.,lemme just over-accentuate my girlfriends tits/ ass all the time forever
"When we talk about the gospel, that often includes a lot of rules, policies, and traditions. If we are unable to know how the church is run, and how decisions are made, or even what decisions are made or how they are changed over time, then I believe that it is impossible for us to really understand what the church is and why we do what we do.",the covenants i made with god are contingent upon the church releases enough documents until i am personally satisfied that i have all the relevant facts to make the decision if the lord's church is run in a way i approve of.
"Did these nails for myself in August but never posted them, here they are now anyways",Wow how did you get your watermark painted above your fingernail?
"Are you saying bears should eat opiate addicts? Its a little unorthadox, but it might just work....",Duterte's plan B
Insane First Responder displays motorcycle skills in heavy traffic,I thought he was going to arrive at some crazy scene rushing like that but now Im disappointed that someone isnt visibly dead/dying
I thought that this was pretty unlikely since the pros are relatively new?,"Well, they have to do something in October because they're holding off on new MacBooks for another year."
"Trust me, if the condiments are free, they'll put anything they can on there. And they do.",Well you're not getting your moneys worth unless you put two pounds of toppings on!
Can't tell if joke e__e,Can't tell if
Shiv Sena ke gaand mein haathi ka lund.,Interesting image there mate.
This has nothing to do with BLM. Just like Pepe has nothing to do with racism.,"So, everything?"
What would you do next,"Punctuate, I'd Punctuate."
LPT: Procrastinate by doing easier tasks that are still productive,"Well, I've flunked out of med school, but at least my dorm room's clean!"
Newgarden confirmed at Penske for 2017,Oh wow I had no idea!
Too many fanboys bitched and moaned about WW2 games that I doubt we'll see one anytime soon.,Did you just wake up out of a 10 year coma?
"It's def a reference to the scarlet letter, not Naziism.","Yeah, that totally makes it better."
I only remember what's happened in the last 3 days or so!- most of Reddit,Volatility is practically zero so it will stay at $600 forever
Bruisers and tanks were removed from the game the minute that Giant Slayer came out.,i hope u forgot the
7-year-old girl with disabilities escorted from Trump rally,Who let the cripple in in the first place?
3 points of contact right?,Do OSHA regulations apply to animals too?
What part of MO?,Lived in a suburb of Saint Louis but currently live in Rolla.
"Richmond, BC - Chinese bus stop ads must now be at least 50% in English","The free market is a wonderful and beautiful thing... until it stops marketing to white people, then we need the government to intervine."
"It's awful, especially for people like me whose families have a long histor",Most families around today have a long history
"Richmond, BC - Chinese bus stop ads must now be at least 50% in English",Don't worry guys the second generation integrates
"Anyone who is willing to take on debt, or has the money, can get a college degree. Using a degree to mean educated=intelligent and superior is a really, really low bar to step over.",It was really hard to get my degree in women's studies from the University of Phoenix.
Can we take a second to appreciate that most of the glitches in this game are funny visual ones,"I do enjoy rubberbanding through opened up walls and getting killed when I am not even near where the person shot me, or neckshots"
The mountain of lies that Pence told during the debates.,yeah but he won
Men are the most underprivileged people in America,You dropped this:
"I've decided to leave indefinitely, starting my solo travel from South Africa working my way up North and then East.",What was your main reason for leaving?
Mike Pence: Why can't we just brush this all under the rug for the sake of unity,Because that damned *Obama* keeps causing a racial divide!
"Why Samsung, why!? You were supposed to save us from Apple!",Perhaps Google's Pixel will save us from Apple
"It was unfunny while clearly trying to be funny and therefore bad. It was not racist though, it would be nice if people would stop being so easily offended and labeling things that trigger them as racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. because it just diminishes the value of the words if nothing else.",Sounds like you got triggered by the word racist.
*razed,"No, he had a son called Baghdad"
Clearly they stealth-buffed the VMP,It was probably buffed because nobody ever uses that weapon.
Croak Fanart,A nose?
So Mexico is gonna pay for the wall and the deportations. Even better.,"O no, please don't do it"
I have no idea what I just saw but that was amazing,Shutterstock video
I literally haven't heard of any news of this scandal outside of Reddit.,How dare you suggest that Redditors blow things out of proportion!
Millennials be like...,Millennials: standing for slogans!
RJ begs to differ,Do you know who I am!
I'm going to be lazy and just ask here but does Android Pay work on rooted devices? I use it quite a bit and don't want to lose it. Although rooting certainly sounds like a necessary route lately,"No, it doesn't work at the moment."
"Water is getting into the passenger side of the trunk, how do I fix this?",Try keeping your trunk closed when it rains
"Well after recent events in the last five years, I imagine he sees blessings as a little less meaningful.","If Mitt had just been righteous enough, then he would have been the POTUS."
"It means more than that - it means no custom quests, no new lands, no new voice acting at all, no new sound effects, no new music, no new armour, no new weapons, no new creatures, no new clothing, etc etc etc.",Oh no my collection of voice acting mods!
New Halloween Card LEAKED,Dude this card is gonna suck ass... Supercell's leaked trailer obv shows that they can be countered by Rocket for a positive elixir trade...
Lyndon White Mamba Johnson,Lyndon Jumbo Johnson
Angry Cyclist Destroys His Bike #RIPBIKE,At least he saved HIS garmin.
While this shit is a joke if you have to experience it it's. It funny at all. I was leaving my girlfriends house around 10:00 last night and we were about 2 feet away from my car looking over at the neighbors house because they've always had a stupid little clown doll on a bench on their porch and then my SO turned her head to the right and screamed at the top of her lungs and I looked over and there was a clown in her front yard. When he heard her scream he stopped walking and turned his head to us and proceeded to come at us at a very fast walk. We both ran to her front door and slammed into it and she started trying to get the door open while I was slamming on it to get someone inside to hear us and screaming HELP!!! PLEASE!!! She couldn't get her hand on the button to unlock the door so I moved her hand and opened the door myself and slammed it behind me once both of us were in. It was the most terrifying moment of my entire life.,Relax bro it was just a prank
US: Israel broke its word on new settlements,No..
One of these is not like the other...,Thats racist!
A late birthday present from Paul Allen and KFAN. (I won a raffle at a B-dubs),Why would you want a jersey of that bust?
I can tell you it is not here yet,the day of reckoning was here 30 days ago
Brian Elliott's new mask,"... you mean *Johan Hedberg's* new mask, obviously."
Clearly mariners haha,Not even mariners fans are mariners fans
This is the dope cudi,Are you impliying SB2H isn't top 5 hiphop album of all time?
"Admittedly, there is a bias towards the salacious and un-sourced in this subreddit. Shame, really; there's plenty of substantial political news to go around.",Like trump mispronouncing Nevada!
For trading or actually playing him?,For trading
"It's WAY simpler than that. go in to a listen server (local) throw a molotov and then left click extinguish it with a smoke from a little distance away. any plane, any map.",Does Delta Airlines count?
All heroes face trials,*Shield Unplayable
True.. But too much speculation and assumptions just leads to outcry and drama.,WoW's community would never start a fuss over information that hasn't hit live servers!
"Don't worry, friend. The browns are going 12-4 this year.","Well if the police say it, it must be true!"
"Honestly, at this point the anti-anti-Bendis circlejerk is bigger than the anti-Bendis circlejerk.","Great, here comes the anti anti-anti-Bendis circlejerk..."
"Aww shit does this mean you're gonna transform into a supercangrejo? You know, those assholes that diss Mexican football in general rather than just targeting certain players or the NT",yeah man Ima only support Spanish Football from now on
You can't chose what you believe.,"Sorry, forgot the"
No she's not. She's on Fox News; she has to do everything in her power to get Republicans elected; that's one of the main functions of everyone that works there.,Uh Uh... it's unbiased
What injustice? The entire black lives matter movement is based on a lie and continues to lie about justified shootings. The American people reject the terrorism and violence this hate group stands for.,What lie
"Exactly! Even if you are a lesbian, clearly the only reason someone would ever do something is for male attention!",Well everyone knows lesbians are just lesbian for the penis.
**And all those X-rays give everyone around them cancer.**,It sure if this is a r/flashtv joke
"First this chairman lies about million's opinions, then the policy makers create wrong laws according to the lies. Who actually cares about the opinions of people?",Clearly the dealership owners care!
It is the Conservative position I think. I don't trust the government to run a healthcare system. So why would I trust them to intentionally kill someone.,The obvious conclusion is that we should privatize the justice system.
All that asking him how to explain the things he said...really unfair stuff.,"I mean that was *past* Trump, not *present* Trump, who said those things."
MATTHEW: Brevard County families move into shelters,Wow no way!
"Seems like it. I know written text makes it difficult to discern sarcasm or subtleties, but I think it was fairly obvious I was kidding.",Yeah its *impossible* to detect sarcasm
"No, they are not. There is agreement.",How can there be agreement if one side clearly disagrees?
Danish couple face 10 years in prison for selling cannabis to cancer patients,Finally got the bastards
I learned something new today. Thank you. Or should I say TIL.,This is lame?
"Firearms instructor engages 3 armed robbers at Burger King, no injuries in ensuing gunfight",I would like to sign up for his class.
Ah my favorite. Southeast memorial Hermann in Houston is notorious about this,They would never ignore us
Winston deserves the pumpkin more than D.Va. Our favorite monkey doesn't have a good collection of skins right now. :(,Harambe skin too
Please explain,"You have to meet the 5% of total population quota before you unlock the rape skill tree, duh"
What if Captain America was actually working for Hydra?,Well that would just be stupid
I get all my hookers and blow from a U of H Frat. And my weed from a TSU gang.,Glad to hear the Tekes are are still going strong!
Tony Perkins: Better To Disband The Military Than Include Transgender Service Members,Yeah that makes sense.
MOD,r/modeveryone
What the % chance he doesn't sign with flames?,About the same as trouba signing with the jets
"Before the sub hits the fan, let's get to know each other a little bit better. Comment down some random triva, to pass the time.",I'm actually a faggot 13 year old who is also indeed...a faggot
"Dude I feel you. I posted in a different sub about a dispensary I go to and how they had to raise their prices, this was a PSA for my fellow Ents. The only comments I received were about how I was a fucking scrub for even going to that dispensary.",You fucking scrub
wow only 8 of them played giant? lucky you!,You forgot the
Edwin Cardona (Colombia) goal against Paraguay (0-1),Keep calling him fat
"Panacea. Without a doubt, Panacea. Think about it, she can manipulate people's powers with a touch, in addition to making plagues just by standing still. And that's on TOP of being able to mash together wild animals and possibly plants into whatever kind of monster she can imagine. She's like a cross between Nilbog and Genesis, with some Bonesaw thrown in for good measure. Boost someone's powers while making them more loyal to her with a touch, trap those who don't follow in their own bodies or just render them powerless, or simply use them as building material. She could lead an army of capes like Khepri, all loyal to her, and all immune to whatever plagues she spreads across the land.","I feel like pointing out what happened to khepri after she boosted her powers, otherwise I agree with you on all points."
Massive FPS Drops KOTK Anyone else getting moments where they go from like 80fps and drop to below 10fps for a few seconds?,"dont worry, when z2 comes out performance will be way better."
"Doctors are usually pretty vested in having the best possible long term outcome for their patients. Can you think of one possible reason why an orthopedic surgeon would recommend no surgery, except for it being an honest assessment that is in your best interest? Most clavicles do not go to surgery, but there are exceptions. I suspect if you push hard enough and/or ask enough people you will find some who will perform the surgery, whether it is in your best interest or not. Good luck,",It's a known fact orthopedic surgeons don't actually like performing surgery.
With my perception of Australia all I see is a raft coming back with 5 guys with no legs after a day of fun in the water.,If the wildlife doesn't kill us then we atleast have fun doing it ourselves
"fun fact: there was a percussion instructor at my old high school that kinda looked like that, and he actually ended up getting caught with kiddie porn. it was pretty tragic. actually, now that I look closer, they don't really look alike, but still.",I can't decide what's worse your comment or choice in music
"Yeah fuck those facts, he talks good and doesn't say things I disagree with!","Yeah, that's precisely what I thought"
"It's getting fixed. You know that, right?",So was Batman
Get outta here,"Sorry, I dropped this"
"That is amazing, I love that you made it a loop",Yes... I did make this!
think it's time to tear it down and rebuild,I guess we forgot to add grit.
"Its for the best, just flatten the place out then rebuild it better once the terrorists are gone.",Quarter million people... eh.
"Correction, Wii U had no press. Xbox One had bad press. PS4 had okay press until it sold better and got good press.","WiiU, what you mean that $349 touchscreen controller add on for the wii?"
But only Bill could pull it off,I'm not sure he did
"I'd also add, under your logic, that those decapitation videos and LiveLeak footage of murders should be prosecuted, as well. That'd be almost all of the Redditors. But, it's mostly brown people, right? They cost less.","Wow race baiting right off the bat, that's original"
"Yahoo let the NSA read your email before you even opened it. Yahoo was just revealed to be the very first US internet company to build a program, at the request of US Intelligence Services, to search every single incoming message of every single user in real time.","This can't be true, the NSA doesn't spy on US citizens on US soil!"
"Made a post, not that he will care or even believe me but thanks for the link!",You're just a paid crisis actor used to cover up false flag domestic terrorism to push your anti gun laws!
I'm looking for recommendations of cerebral SF I'm looking for books or stories that at least partially fit these descriptions: Hard SF Far-future Postmodern Non-narrative Psychedelic Philosophical Spiritual Anyone have any recommendations along these lines? Thanks!,"End of Eternity by Azimov and City by Simak both fit extra long timelines in their stories (like spanning 100,000 years) Not that cerebral, but some realisation will hit you by the end."
"I live in Ohio, clown craze has hit bad. There was one walking around the local high school, i think cops were called but he ran off before they arrived Apparently Cincinnati shut down their school for a day because of a threat or something",I'm in California and they've already had a few incidents here and arrested at least one.
I can has customer support now?,haZ*
Did you seriously just dismiss a woman's concerns about street harassment as overanalyzing?,"That woman is being hysterical, her problems are clearly not as important as the man's."
Comcast's 1TB data caps start to roll out nationwide in November.,Oh you poor americans and your poor 1 TB data cap
"You can sublet from someone directly, but these are short stays since they are only allowed to legally sublet rental properties for a short term (1-2 years) and only when there's a valid reason such as moving abroad, studying or working in another city or moving in with a partner. So your alternatives are moving every year and constantly worry about where you will live, or try your hand in the expensive black market where you can face eviction if found.",Captain State helping the citizens with regulations once again!
Matt Drudge Suggests Hurricane Matthew Might Be a Liberal Conspiracy,"Yes, because displacing millions of voters(in major cities, which usually vote democrat) in a swing state notorious for messing up elections, is exactly what liberals want to do, a month before an election."
"Proof of how baby-centric this society is : Paedophile caught with 137,000 indecent pictures of children spared jail so he can start family","Well, this isn't going to go south in a hurry"
Why do you go to Brussels?,How else will we feed our terrorist population?
Yet if it were swastikas reddit would have a shit fit and be convinced there is an imminant Neo-nazi uprising.,"got to pretend everyone is equally as potentially guilty of terrorism so we don't look like we're singling out M word people.... even though Islamist theocrats are repeatedly attacking us, and secular Muslims reject them so even though it's not all M people we have to pretend it is so we can pretend it isn't makes perfect sense"
"Yes, even different buildings",Obviously the problem is what city you're in.
Excuse enough,"Oh, gosh, saying that to a Mormon would make them sad."
UPS guy gives no fucks,It's your fault for assuming their gender.
"In all seriousness though, that's a bad sign, but how quickly they reopen will be the real indicator of the devastation. You know, if they reopen at all.",All that matters is that the Waffle Houses open back up as soon as possible.
"That's just lazy, rude, and leads to accidents. Fuck those people",No it's called being from Jersey
"me and 5 of my friends split it up, 3 of us were storm callers, the other 3 were blinking blade dacers, matador 64+shinobu's vow, and it was the most fun I have ever had playing iron banner.","Ah, the ruin it for everyone else composition."
That's one huge tablet area,When people ask if esports is a sport
So does confirmed bachelor only work on the guy in the Ranger outpost (with the statues) that fixes your if you're a male character?,"Listen neckbeard, it sounds really cringy to use the term male like that, just use man."
"She was a wonderful old woman, who had survived the Great Depression, raised 4 kids, kept a house going, and loved everyone in her family. However, if you pissed her off, beware the fury of a pissed off bull (she was a Taurus, like my mom), when she could walk, she'd take her cane to you, and that sucker was metal. XD",I want to be her when I grow up!
Surprised you caught such an unpopular song reference.,You dropped this
"I figured it was just a name that sounded cool. I mean it's not like crytek makes stuff out of tears, it's just a name that sounds cool. ^^^^right? Unless they mean cry as in cryo which means cold. In which case crytek could be read as cold tech which of course is also readable as 'cool technology' **oh goddamn it**",Crytek actually made genetic augmentations and fake plants before crisis.
real Americans Pay their goddamn taxes,"Oh, so you are one of the dumb ones?"
Inside the NFL had a definitive angle of the Duke Johnson fumble. Spoiler; he may have gotten it back.,"You can clearly see the Redskins player celebrating the fumble recovery at the end, and isn't that what counts?"
"On Earth, yes, but on Mars it'd be totally doable.",Honestly we should just build a space elevator on mars and break it to have the most awesome destruction footage ever made by man
Non-trump supporter: This ought to convince everyone not to vote for him. Trump supporter: All the more reason to vote for him.,IT JUST MEANS THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA IS GETING SCARED.
"Cooldown on Wraith Form should reset after every kill, just like Swift Strike.",And Mei should reset ice block after every kill
"Where they're going, they won't need brakes.",Afroading.
"Wrong subreddit, but you could make an Auchenai-proof Healing Wave-equivalent for Priest simply by adding to a friendly character.","The situation is similar with post nerf blade flurry: it doesn't limits anything anymore, but we still don't get weapon buffs/friendly healing."
"No, Korean...",So... are you Japanese or Chinese?
I wanted to add taking a shot for every time CR made a hand gesture but realized I would probably end up with lawsuits for liver failures/deaths.,People would never sue for a reason as stupid as that...
Civilization 6 - Natural Wonders in real life,Crater Lake is in the US state of Oregon in case anyone was curious (not mentioned in the video).
Mystic Timbers is getting taller.,"Oh, good thing its not getting shorter!"
I need to upgrade.,To the Nvidia Geforeman Grille 780 mandatory
"my last name is young.. zen-s, zen-y?",Yung zen
Then where is the in-game chat,"Uh, your mouth."
Trump recorded having extremely lewd conversation about women in 2005,Entertainment?
and what does the season pass do,season pass gives you all four map pack to be released with IW.
Definitely had something broken on the rear axle. The rear tire doesn't bend that way normally,It was stanced bro.
nobody gives a sh1t it happens all the time,yeah who cares why should Nahr fix it anyways yeah its just 40 roundshots no one cares about lol
Still better for the usa than hillery,"Yes, because claims he can openly sexually assault a woman pale in comparison to Hillary..."
"The game has been out a day, plus they posted on Steam they are working on unlocking the framerate this weekend. Overreacting too much. I would understand if it's been 2 weeks+, but this is nonsense.",When people that preorder defend their shitty games I like it
This is the moment I knew I fucked up... Twice,that's why i anyways sell them in stacks of one!
"You're absolutely right, the unlocked mechanics **would not be so easy to exploit**... but don't forget that even the **redstone**, although **conceptually VERY simple**, can bring many players to create unimaginable and very sophisticated things. But it is also true that the use the Redstone **is not obligatory**, but it is quite common to find an aquifer, a lake, a river or at least having to use water for crops... I do not know... but... good point.","**Wow**, making that text bold really makes me see your point."
"The best board clears are in a class that has the best minions to snowball the board, the best removals, and the best burst. Meanwhile Rogues aren't allowed to have AOE lmao.",It goes against the soul of the class.
Says the parent of this child.,Can't you tell him the story of the boy who cried wolf and get some sleep?
"Assuming you meant to reply to me, yes, all are 11 speed.","No, SRAM is *22 speed*!"
You can be nice to them but it's all an act,"Yeah, servers are all antisocial introverts pretending to be nice"
If you watched his 500k face reveal you would know that hes actually of Puerto Rican descent,so he is black and mexican
Bobby Wood Red Card vs 1. FC Koln,Between this and the Mor reds I'm beginning to think of Germans as giant fucking babies.
"Anyone comes and starts eyeballin' the plat, you blow em away. Capeesh?",Nice way to spent time til' TWW!
Dunkey - Worst Hanzo Ever,I love it!
Skill = sit in a corner,Because keeping 2 different brews going with the same cooldown as well as making sure you actually pick up your healing spheres is the same difficulty as the rest of the tank classes for the same reward.
"As a reminder, Donald Trump began his campaign with the announcement that Mehico was sending us all it's Rapists.",And those Mexicans are taking the jobs of American rapists!
Heroes of the Storm: WP and Funny Moments #87,Alarak: Tell the others of the victory I have brought you.
fuuuuuuu-,"sorry, forgot the"
Polygon Window - The Dice Man,I love his outside kickass violin solo track
"What is your must have card for every deck? Mine has got to be the ice wizard, such a good all round defensive troop",Giant... and Poison
WIKILEAKS RELEASE : Hillary Clinton was FULLY AWARE of Security RISKS at State Department,"everybody knows that the more a fringe right wing site resembles a limewire-approved computer virus, the more trustworthy it is!"
I've heard it pronounced ZedPM,Zed is for non American savages!
You can buy pre-Jesus coinage for $850. Still no nephite coins on the market.,Can't wait for those curelom fossils to show up though.
"Browsers, in their eternal march toward becoming (badly implemented) operating systems in themselves, are considerably more likely to pose security issues than nearly any other category of app.","Yeah, because Mozilla and Google don't care about security."
"Sure, with enough manpower and weaponry. If people wanna stay and risk their lives then they ought to be free to do so.","No, individuals are only allowed to do that by smoking, eating too much, riding a motorcycle, skydiving, rock climbing, UFC fights, etc."
How's that brexit thing going for you? Have the sore losers on the left finished whining about losing yet?,But but but we shouldn't have the right self govern
"Not all microtransactions in games treat their audience like ATM's, Overwatch has no weekly lock out on it's loot boxes you get one every time you level up (5 motes, yay) the XP required is the same constantly after level 22 and duplicates give you currency one of only 2 in the game. Blizzard also give you one free at the start of each event so far. The fact both dev's are under Activision doesn't fit with the usual blame Activision narrative on here.",Thank goodness there's a rich leveling/development system that keeps me super interested in leveling up in Overwatch
"I'm 93. I fled Hitler in 38, fought apartheid, dedicated my life to justice + peace and am a supporter of #WikiLeaks",Awful lot of white privilege here
Major police operation ongoing in German city,Could that title be more vague?
How about anyone else at fucking Ferrari gets both their hands out of each other's assholes?,"No, the 4x WDC clearly needs to prove himself first"
Or more beers,That's due to the estrogenic like substances in beer
The rare moment when a Dodge owner and a Ford owner are friends,"It's ok, because the real villain is GM."
What's so bad about it? It's just a Warthog with the ONI emblem on it.,343 emblem*
Re: My school bought 30+ gtx 1080's for the video game development class-,Mark this a NSFW because this is definitely PC porn
RP NiceGuy explains how BadBoy Semen Makes Women Ugly,You know your made-up science is bad when other red-pillers aren't buying it.
"hahaha wow you dont have to go full nazi, i was just asking. Thought the clothes looked dope thats all. Never said that uzi was in the video either just said he wore it which he does in the Money longer video","How dare you not know what brand clothing a few rappers wear, gtfo"
BREAKING NEWS: Billionaires get pussy.,PLEASE MARK THIS [NSFW]
Republicans are distancing themselves from Donald Trump as his candidacy seems to be threatened,"I feel so guilty as a white person, I hope Obama saves us by running for a third-term!"
"We met Goldberg and Kevin Nash at an autograph signing back in 99. Nash was signing a friend's figure and I asked him Hey what happened down there last week? He looked up and said Down where? and we all crotch-chopped him and said DOWN THERE. He was like, Man you guys got me with my own shit. 10/10",R/thathappened
What was your favorite romantic gesture or gift from your significant other?,"Used the Christmas lights to decorate our patio, for Valentines, so we could enjoy eating outside."
It is..........Comunistcast,"Ah - the ever infamous American Internet provider strikes again :P You could just have 2 routers then really - I'd do it myself, but my father finds that illogical, despite the fact that I need it or I'm going to keep getting random moments of very high ping :(."
I'd say something but I'm worried the police will arrest me for insulting Islam on social media.,"Oh yeah, because that happens all the time."
Brigham Young University celebrates Milktoberfest,Wish they stopped appropriating German culture.
may I have isis clan invite (rblx name ikennaduru103),"yes you may, just travel to the middle east"
"For lack of better phrasing, I think the death screen should promote nicer gaming. Mainly by allowing friend requests and compliments to your killer Gonna take a quick break from the salt to remind people that every player is still a person behind a screen, and I think it'd do good to include the option to send friend requests or compliments(pressing it sends the killer [player] has complimented you on your fighting skills or something) on the death screen as a big visible button. I'm aware that you can PM them or send the friend request in the chat feed, but I think making it a button on the death screen reminds people to have a little bit more humility and sportsmanship, and is much more likely to get used. And by allowing for a general compliment like we have a general taunt, it would allow people to send nice gestures without having to break from the action or get super involved in their compliment, which may turn them away from making the gesture in the first place. This isn't due to anything recent, and was more just a musing on how to slightly improve in game interaction. I'm aware it's probably way down on the list of things to do since everything I've said is technically redundant. Just thought I'd bring it up.",Why add a button if you can simply send them a V6 message
"A lot of us do, but TPTB don't care what we think either.",have you read a modest proposal?
"Four people. One gets down on their hands and knees, grabs the legs of the second person. Second person is on his knees and grabs third persons stomach. Third person stands upright. Fourth person uses the other three as a staircase, runs up their backs and shoulders to gain height and block the ball. The guy who deflected this kick got his face punted into oblivion",Cleats jumping off your back sounds like a lot of fun
SSG vs. TSM the Elder Dragon Fight,"It's okay, he got Cuvee with his ult."
No one's gonna arrest Wells Fargo as long as your buddy Hillary us getting paid by them.,We'll hold her feet to the fire
"He's only a disaster from the perspective of liberal globalist progressivism which is a completely evil system that needs to be destroyed anyway. For anybody sane and rational and who wants to live in a prosperous Western future, Trump is a literal God send; a holy MAGA avenger.",You forgot the
"Purified cannabinoids, 89%",So we can finnaly inject it?
I'm going to be honest I would guess a lot of men would be this excited and happy to find out there going to be a dad and then when there in public around there mates they downplay it and act manly :p,Damn patriarchy!
"Am I the only one that's already forgot about the sprays? I was upset when the update came out, because of the fact you had to pay for refills, but now i keep forgetting that the sprays are even a thing. I will be playing with friends or in comp, and it just skips my mind that they are in the game. Is this happening to you guys? Or is it just me?",Nah I sit on reddit all day and complain about something that costs 20 cents
Because they move slow as hell on the PP. If someone good just took it with speed and dumped it they would get it 8/10 times.,"Lol, yeah man, dump and chase is the best controlled entry for sure."
It is clear that Ash is not the right coach for Rutgers. Rutgers is best off firing him and starting over.,"Yeah, 5 months with a team should be long enough to turn a garbage dump into a group of winners"
what the hell is this shit,Spawnkilling is fixed.
"Probably states with good economies and lots of people and infrastructure. CA, TX, FL, NY.",VA and NC seem to be busy as well.
Lol,fucking liberals always asking for proof.
"This is it, the end game. Interesting writing on KN44",Endgame O SHIT BOIS CONFIRMED USE KN44 PAPED IN BOSS FIGHT TO GET SUPER EE CUTSCENE!
She looks like she's at least 75% white,You haven't seen many hispanics huh?
"I'm not really sure what you find fishy about it. That the logo is correct orientation? No matter where the brake would have landed, I still would have taken the photo with the logo the same way. When I take landscape photos, I make sure the horizon is level as well. It's just what I do when I take photos.",Well looky here with mister hoighty toighty photographer with all his fingers.
Why?,"For the glory of Aura Sphere, of course!"
"I've never expected all readers to be trans women. I always understood this subreddit is for all people, not only transwomen and not only transgender people either. So what? Should we trans women stop posting to balance it out because the trans men don't post as much?",Yes...
All PC games are already instantaneously ported to mobile because of Surface Pro. /topic,you forgot your
Makes a great e-juice.,Ugh we get it you vape.
"Goddamn, that's one ugly fucking house.","I know right, my summer house is nicer than that."
Too bad we can only have one((,"Yes, because CVs need another indirect nerf"
Best Elimination Chamber matches? Looking to watch a couple on the WWE network but don't know which ones to watch,Without a doubt the Extreme Elimination Chamber!
"The Note line is dead in the water, maybe the entire Galaxy line, and Samsung is likely to be facing tens or hundreds of millions of dollars in fines and lawsuits once the dust settles. A really great month to be any other phone-maker on the planet.","I have not checked the Nokia stock in awhile, are they really doing that good?"
"1) if a quarter of your party wants to abandon the nominee, you're already kinda fucked 2) what the fuck is wrong with the other 75%?",100% of Democratic voters definitely want Hillary to be their presidential nominee.
"Disney's Food and Wine in a few weeks We planned a family trip to Disney early in the year, waaaaay before I was even contemplating not drinking. Highlight was Food and Wins, naturally. Overpriced cocktails from around the world?! Sign me up! I'm happy to say I'm still stoked about this event. Because I'm not even excited about drinks, but about delicious, overpriced food. And not having a pounding headache the following morning in Animal Kingdom. And spending like $400 less on my, also overpriced, vacation because NO BOOZE. Last year we went to Disney for a couple days and I NEEDED to end my nights with 2 glasses of wine because, let's face it, disney in August with a 2 year old can make even a grown man weep in agony. This year, I'll probably be just as physically/mentally spent at the end of the day, difference is, I've slowly developed.... Healthy coping mechanisms. This may seem trivial and kind of lame to most, but just the fact that I'll be well rested, refreshed, and present during my whole vacation (and a few bucks less poor) makes me kind of giddy!",There's nothing trivial about an NDV!
"If I was a religious man I'd pray for more informed views on religion, life, and weather.",But getting an informed view is what got us kicked out of eden in the first place!
Actually he got to live out those fantasies. Because he lived his life how most men fantasize being able to. Kinda refreshing.,Dan Bilzerian for President 2020.
Want to Slow Climate Change? Stop Having Babies.,"Yes but if we have more babies, there will be more people, and the more people we have, the more people can choose to not have babies!"
"This scene is supposed to take place deep underground. Despite this, there is a night sky with multiple stars and moons.","Obviously, it's a giant Mural!"
"Let's be real here, we've gotten some shit calls, but so have a ton of other teams. And not once have we lost a game this season due to a bad call by the refs.",You forgot the
"Current skill max? I've been changing it up with Viktor recently, switching from the classic E-Q-W max to Q-E-W, having 2 levels on E at level 4. I've noticed that my dueling power has increased, and if I get HexE first, my wave clear is still good. So I guess what I'm wondering is how efficient this way is and if E-Q-W is still more viable or not.",E-Q-W is still better
"Gingrich: 'Enormous, Historic Victory' for Trump",They're going insane.
Motives are still unclear though.....right?,No he's white
"average income is really, really subjective. You can live like a king on $72k a year in some nice parts of Florida. You'll live in the ghetto in NYC on $72k. Average income really means nothing comparatively.",Yeah I bet the majority of trump supporters live in New York and California.
"Besides being the rape capitol of the world, it's actually quite scenic.",But r/The_Donald told me Sweden is the rape capital of the world and they can't be wrong!
Iranian woman is sentenced to six years in prison for an unpublished story she wrote about women being stoned to death,Sounds like a place that deserves nukes
"I didn't know posting a softcore porn with Paul in it was conductive to finding solutions. I mean shit, it was funny as hell, but let's not pretend your trying to be Gordon Ramsey over here.",It was obviously a vital piece of protest that will go down in the annals of history as humanity's greatest moment in the struggle for freedom.
"Well, it's not necessarily about advantages. I've watched westerns ever since I was a kid and I've always wanted to shoot with revolvers so it was really cool when I finally got to do that. I think the .38 was the best one because of the pleasant recoil.","If your preference isn't for the best tactical shit, it's the internet's responsibility to call it into question early and often."
"If by handled you mean that someone restrained his arms and opened him up to being punched, then yes he was handled.",Absolutely steamrolled.
POEBAR = GGG,any proof to your bold claim ?
Guys I think my Windos is not Normll.,What does it mean by highlighting their hoie?
How are you supposed to get it to level 15?,Splash your enemies with OPs Mums bath water.
"Well also Kid Flash either died or came close to dying, so he was going to doom the world to a Flashless fate.",I'm sure Ollie can pick up the slack
"Yeah. It's just bullying at that point. Sure, record it if you're afraid. Don't post it.","Oh yeah, he's totally bullying."
The wall of nope,Moments like those make me enjoy how fun TK can be.
That Arena doesn't meet technical requirements for streaming...,Yeah they used up all the technical requirements for the Stanley cup
"Yeah, I know. Doesn't change any of my opinions.",Great response.
I only see you being jealous of my targis prime,Donwvoted because i'm actually jealous
"Having a couple items also helps with that damage. Btw, Jensen played Ryze into Faker's Viktor. Faker got the upper hand. Jensen played Viktor into Maple's Ryze. Maple got the upper hand. It ain't abut the champion.",It's all about the Jensen.
"I built a small web app ahead of tonights debate that quickly fact checks the Donald. Spent a lot of time and hard work on it, be gentle!",Needs refactoring.
"Beck has always been a zealot d bag. Nobody likes trump; this is a battle of nationalism VS globalism, much like brexit. Hilary has said in her emails she want open trade and open borders. Scary stuff",Terrifying
What is dropping to the butterfly?,Get out.
"HE IS IN A LIVE, PROFESSIONAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WHY IS HE LEANING AGAINST THE CHAIR",It's what you do in business.
"Did Hillary just bring up the Constitution? Because under the constitution, Americans have something called the 2nd Amendment!","Uh, that's not true."
This is my friend's tattoo. She likes hot dogs.,That's something she's never going to regret.
"TIL Thousands of prisoners were abandoned in Orleans Parish Prison during Hurricane Katrina where the water and sewage rose up to neck deep. They went days without food, water or ventilation.",Yeah because fuck those people they shouldn't have been criminals
psst Zylbrad is not funny mate.,How dare you talk about our lord and savior like that?
Russia vetoes UN resolution to 'save Aleppo',Shocker.
"Did he not creepily encourage the woman into giving Trump a hug, knowing full well he was a disgusting creep who said he would force himself on her?",That's just locker room talk!
"I bet you are a butthurt pizza-face virgin neckbeard, fatass. You think that by voting trump, you are getting back at all the women that rejected you. what a loser.",Way to make him look bad by taking the high road.
Come to my bosom.,Ensa Taya
Toomeirlformeirl,I'm definitely sure in the entire history of humanity and philosophy that no one has come up with reasons not to kill themselves
That's a nice fly on her blouse. What are flys attracted to?,No American flag pin either...shocker
"Are the calls to poison centers real? Or just made up? I don't know kratom much but I think It is overall safe, isn't It?",There were almost 10x times more calls to poison control for kids ingesting laundry detergent than for kratom.
"Coca-Cola has never made me fat. It may not be the greatest habit, but I don't think a tax is going to fix any health issues associated with the drink.","Yeah, nice try, Coca-Cola shill."
"She took the kids' food away so she and her husband can eat it later? So, she's allowed to eat as much as she wants but they're not? I hope they don't live with MIL or the kids'll starve.","Well, she *did* pay for it!"
ITT weed people,"Wow, how horrible."
when he struck me an amazing deal as I was about to switch bank accounts,He a jew or something?
All over ~~the news~~ reddit.,Well definitely not on RT.
"If you could go back to tell your 14 year old self one thing that may help them in the future, what would it be?",It will be okay.
"Rape your wife; no consent needed, believe me, it's tremendous. -Donald J Jonah Jameson Trump, actual rapist","Cuz a woman who married you and sleeps with you willingly, definitely needs to be raped in order to have sex"
NECK SPASM: Clinton mini-seizure caught on camera,"C'mon guys, it's just the turbulence knocking her eyeball out of whack."
Surely you'd want to move further out of the way then (within reason)?,Get the fuck outta here with your logic.
Head first slide!!!,Head first slide wins the whole game
"The reality is that if you don't play in a Power 5 conference, you will not play in a major bowl game unless you have a perfect season. If you don't like that reality then your school needs to move to a Power 5 conference.","Oh, well in that case we will just give the PAC12 a call and get the paperwork started"
"yes there is.. not everyone knows about things in the game. Some people might not even know they could mine a forge to almost 0 then use a wrench to pick it up very quick. Keeping the video short is good, people don't need to watch a 12 minute tutorial on something simple..","You explained it a 10 second to read sentence.... but yeah, a 2 minute long video can justify that"
"You don't get higher by coughing. You get light headed a little, maybe.",Oh man I love me some coughing fits
"i have been married to my husband for 10 years this november. its has something been going on or had been something going on. If he had just admitted it to me the first time.. talked about it, then no. THe problem LIKE I SAID WAS THE LYING... THE LYING... If he had admitted to me about the porn, we could of talked about it. but it literally took 8 years for him to do so.... yes you are so fucking wrong. if he had just admitted it the first time and everything was on the table and talked about it... then no,,,, no problem.","Given how you are reacting to others in this thread, I would have lied also."
Christian homeless shelter forced to move after Christians from nearby church complain,That is because those other Christians were not good Presbyterian Christians.
My comment was just a quip.,SO you'll claim it's true again in a week...
"So you got the standard finisher when Leeroy was 4, Manipulator and PO were always 5 and 1, and soul fire was 0. I've seen this too many times :p lol",But *he* did it and he's a special snowflake!
"Commission recommends a punishment of $25,000, 25 hours community service, and media training for McGregor","yeaaaaaah, cuz hes realy bad with midia stuff you know"
Tinderizer,Have you guys seen this shitty ketchup squirting robot?
The main goal of the armed services is to train people to think of certain people as subhuman enough to kill... Doesn't exactly jive too well with chivalry.,"Wow, our military are such a bunch of pigs."
"In our defense, starting out with a -32 against Indiana is absurd",But it's Indiana and you're supposed to dominate them
"PSA: Hallowed Ground's nerf has been implemented (apparently without any patch notes) When you run the map, you no longer receive 2000% xp, which means it's just great for map returns. Try it out yourself and look at the list of map mods (the map item itself still lists 2000% xp).","I sure hope they nerfed the crashing rate too, it's been way too high."
DaSilva: Brock Osweiler has been a $72 million disaster for the Texans,Wow... Nobody saw THAT coming.
Thanks. Really would be fun seeing our offense against your defense. BRAINBLAST!: We should combine to create one super team.,"Ok, but who would start, Teddy or Derek?"
"Lol, I know. It was a joke. Best Western is a hotel chain","hmm, TIL"
That effect made them look super fucking realistic somehow,The gas is leaking through the screen and affecting your brain
Or Kalista? He literally brought her to life and gave her a build.,Sneaky is such a hipster picking up every new adc instantly.
Sarlacc pit anyone?,"Great content in this thread, thanks."
"Ha, jokes on you, I can't get a job! ^^and ^^I ^^graduate ^^in ^^December ^^;_;",December of what year?
What they fail to point out is that the near future format will be UHD w/HDR that will eat up about 12GB/Hr. That's about 85 hours of Video/TV show at UHD w/HDR per month and not including anything else done. That comes to about 2.8 hours of TV shows or Movies per day. Comcast is full of SHIT.,"That's 2.8 hours of *streaming* TV, but if you sign up for Comcast cable TV you can't watch it all say!"
Ben Jacobs on Twitter: Trump tells the crowd Big Ben is a friend of mine. We play golf together about Ben Roethlisberger. Good way to help with female voters,And a good way to win over Ohio voters.
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to,she's so adorable <3
Poetry Gatekeeping,My bad I didn't realize we weren't allowed to like things that are popular or well known.
Gabanelli lascia la conduzione di Report,non me lo sarei mai aspettato
"If you wanted that, you could have just dated a dildo",They make talking dildos?
"I wasn't sure of the gender of the animal, so I chose a gender neutral word.","God, don't you know all dogs are boys and all cats are girls?"
Shame her on Facebook / social media would be better,Maybe I should post on LetsRun and let them take care of it.
"In Washington state our Constitution says our primary responsibility is education of children. So if you can find another line that mentions parking, your quip would have merit.",But my car is my baby!
Just download it,But how.
Half the country being red triggers them? You're reaching,He's winning the geographical area race!
"Once the U.S. presidential election is over, what topic will the Reddit echo chamber beat to death next?",THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS.
"Laura Meckler (WSJ) on Twitter: Whoa: Campaign says 18,500 people turned out to see Clinton at Ohio State. That's an Obama-like crowd.",She doesn't draw large crowds though...
I've always wanted to self portrait myself pixel style.,I could make a self portrait for you.
that he doesn't want you to know whether he'd rather eat poop that tastes like chocholate or chocolate that tastes like poop,I'm not sure I'm ok with him hiding this information from me.
Penguins captain Crosby Diagnosed with Concussion,Again or still?
"George Takei mocks 'blue collar' Trump: Yeah, and 'I'm a ladies man'",Now THIS is theimportant news we need to see
Internships?,"Lol yes, I'll somehow work full time for free, definitely wont go broke immediately."
"How could they, you are new.",A simple email to the whole world would suffice
"Game Thread: Bucs vs Panthers - Monday Night Football 10/10/16 There wasn't a game thread so I made it, go Bucs","goes out of bounds, smart."
LMAO,rape is such a funny thing
i'm confused bc other fights were stopped as they couldn't see through the eye swelling. shouldnt this have happened here too?,You've obviously never seen Creed.
But Turkey isn't a European country,Ehhhhhh....... According to some
Paul Pogba has scored his 1st goal for France from outside the box in his 60th attempt,"Aftter 59 failed attempts he kept on trying, that's impressive itself though"
"Definitely not this because the ICG would've been deactivated long before. The utilt clearly sent him up and caused him to hit the bottom of battlefield, stage spiking him.","hm, true."
WHITE KNIGHT - FEMINIST MUSIC VIDEO (PROD. TEHNOOBSHOW) CopperCab,Where the fuck is Gavin McInnis when you need him?
I like how people don't read patch notes.,i like how every dota 2 player read reddit
Minecraft shouldn't be a problem But can it run Crysis?,"Nah mate, minesweeper is the ultimate test for any computer"
"Wait, why are you guys calling the kid shitty?",Bad parenting if you ask me.
It would've been awesome if the Zombies eyed in Revelations we're different colors or at least have the original yeallow/orange eyes.,To innovative
I get pissed off when anyone says that let alone a girl hollyyyy shiiiit rip,You ok bud?
Pedaling bicycles. Peddling garbage.,I don't know what you're talking about...
dude you're telling me that you hear everyone the same the difference between a robot and all the other characters is crazy,Yeah dude it's your fault for not being aware of your surroundings and keeping your ears open.
Someone didn't have their coffee I guess. There's been a bunch of posts about this happening at other apts on west lake so I'm informing people it's leaking into Madison northwoods and could potentially keep spreading. It's fucking annoying waking up for work as it is then you find out some idiot stole your wheels. Please refrain from being an asshole next time.,He's probably the one stealing them.
"WW literally uses the strength of a team to beat up on a team mate, return is ofc a thing you could mention but it's more based on centaur than it is on the enemy.","My bad fam, forgot the"
A nerve has been struck lol.,...
Come and Go by Rameses B ft. Charlotte Haining,You mean that sPECTRUM RIPOFF *TRIGGERED*
I think you're gonna need a hug cause provy changed to #9...,Fuck that guy
Just like Bill Clintons accusers. Why the double standard?,Because Bill Clinton isn't running for president?
"A lot of them are supporters of Turk-Islam and quite religious. Just check Turkmen groups in Latakia, Syria.",mate he is talking about nationalists that in Turkey
I've never been keen on him but he's growing on me. I watched a rant of his about brexiters which was spot on. I think he even voted Brexit,"Yeah, he's definite Brexit voter material."
Just checked your history. Fellow Red Wolf here!,Wolves up!
Gel babam gel.,I for one declare all Amanda Cerny posts as shitposts.
Jeff Green maybe?,Orlando
She 18 yet?,"If she's old enough to be fine, she's old enough to be mine"
"The Bengals jersey prompts the question You a Bengals fan?, which leads to Oh, you're from Cincinnati?. Based on what people here have recently seen on the news, that's not such a positive association right now. I'd rather just enjoy the game.","I can't stand Trump (or Clinton), but if I was going to ditch the jersey it would be over the pathetic display we showed in Dallas last week, not because a white trash lady wants Trump to grab her lady bits."
"Its more about bathroom etiquette. As a male in a restroom, you do nothing but go in and accomplish the task as efficiently as possible. Making eye contact is rude, speaking is rude, you could find your childhood friend you haven't seen in 10 years in a restroom and you will goddamn wait outside for him rather than initiate a social encounter in the restroom. Women on average double the length of a male bathroom visit. Space helps a little, but men are just more efficient about the whole process.","Nope, you're just a sexist."
DAE HATE KANYE AND KIM?,I hate race mixing too.
What sentence does your autocorrect create if you start with I once?,I once did the last time it took a couple minutes and it took a long long to get it to be back on my iPhone.
TIL that in 2005 a Texas man shot himself in the face after a bullet he fired at an armadillo ricocheted of the animal.,Well someone has been listening to ACS
I've been clearing it every time with ~725 score and no fox mount yet. There are also several toys you can only get from the final chest.,i guess i'm lucky that i got the invitation on my paladin's first nightfallen emissary chest.
"I wanted to believe he was joking, but he wasn't.",ending racism by killing all the blacks seems like a really bad deal for him in the long run though
Is anyone else who pre-ordered psvr on Amazon still seeing the device not shipped yet? Amazon says they haven't shipped it yet. :/ just wondering if this is normal at 2pm on the day it's supposed to be shipped.,"West Coast here, shipped maybe 3 hours ago."
"TBH, I'm kind of hoping someone releases some of them. The rubbernecking moron in me wants to see what he's going to do.",Hillary calling black people names in the 90's caused me to think it was okay
Hey no way! When I get my scope back from vortex (just sent it in for them to upgrade the zoom ring) we'll have to pop some rounds.,PMed
More abortions (and windmills)! Evidently the solution to every problem.,immigration will solve all of our problems!
"Same requested MLA Format, both deducted points.",That's what you get for correcting your mistake
"I don't think it was planned, but just think how ironic it is that they have a golf themed veto during the week that Shane needs it.",RIGGED
Nick hooked up with one of his contestants prior to filming!,Slut shaming is super cool guys
Vaping Cat Poop,To the front page you go..
More server room HVAC fun: Build a Snowman edition,Everything working as intended
America do your job...get the Late Night Jamboree to the end...Queen Danielle has spoken,"She's fighting for us, after all!"
"I already fucking hate this team. The defense is mind numbing to watch, the offense is stupidly inconsistent and streaky, Teague is a dumbass, we have no bench, and we can't put a fucking game away.","I thought Pacers fans were optimistic about this season, I saw a lot of you guys saying your team improved significantly"
Note 5?,Its been a problem for a while
Hell yeah,hell yeah
"Yeah, dogs of the same breed tend to look similar.",But he's a mutt?
"I fucking loathe that woman. She constantly interrupts, then bitches when other people interrupt. She's a master of fearmongering, and never takes responsibility for the shit she causes. I don't understand how anyone in the world takes her seriously with how much shit she pulls.",I'm sorry you feel that way.
"Attention all fucks I have come back to rCDZ to help bring in ZiS in style. This is a one time offer. If you've been unjustly banned from rCDZ, message me your username for a second chance. I know everyone here for the most part hates lackingagoodname, however, while I might not always agree with what he does he is the guy that built rCDZ. The CSS, the overwhelming majority of mod actions, outreach to devs and community figureheads. He does it all. I don't give a fuck if you hate him, if I unban you and you start shit with him or do ANYTHING to bring drama to the community, I will personally ban you and you can create an anti Chef subreddit. My name is Alex Jordan, I'm 29 years old from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Doxx me all you want but leave him alone, he will grant you the same courtesy. This offer took negotiation on everyone here's behalf, please don't make me regret it. Good luck and dead zombies, -chef",Gonna send poop to your restaurant
Velike porcije u restoranima. Jebote ova spanjolska bodulska. Umirem od gladi vec 5 dana. A jos 5 dana do povratka.,Neznam jesam li lokalpatriota al u zgu se stvarno za relativno malu lovu moze jako dobro najest.
Not sure if this counts as corruption. Isn't the real problem here that CNN was unable to keep these questions a secret from the campaign?,"Bank robbers aren't to blame, it's the banks fault for not keeping their money more secure."
"8 Out Of 10 Cats returns, with Aisling Bea and Rob Beckett as new team captains.",Getting married was a bad career move for Jon.
"my couriers doesnt do that i bought $32 headphone and $4 mic from taobao both package looks like they just went through 2 rounds of Destruction Derby INSIDE the game Luckily,both headphone and mic are alive and kicking",I sure hope you aren't letting your MIC and headphones to kick you.
Sometimes the best shots are the unintended shots... Scarlett the screamin demon lookin back at me in the window,I read that as the best shorts are unintended shorts and was trying to figure out what was up with the guys legs through the window.
Did you just assume the travelers gender? /triggered,"The Traveler identifies as a bi-nominal, double footed cis-gender giant ball, c'mon guys, its 2016!"
"Just make it 19, let people make their own decisions when they're adults.",It's not like teenagers have other ways of getting pot.
"Dude, with planned NBN speeds, or Google fiber speeds, 13gb is less than two minutes. That's where we SHOULD be",Shoulda voted labor then aye
Only 2 govt-run old age homes for over 18 lakh senior citizens,"But isn't one of the biggest reasons to have kids, to have them look after you in old age?"
A gore-less beating.,I hope the premiere is just like this!
Local Map,But... It's an Uncharted Island...
As proven by the suicide nets they had to install in the stairwells there.,But they work there so they must love it.
"Seriously, the Bernie crowd on Reddit is fucking insufferable.","Oh yeah, much worse than the Trump crowd!"
How can a presidential candidate NOT KNOW their own stance on an issue like the death penalty? I mean seriously talk about flip flopping and pandering to different crowds. You pick a stance and stuck by it.,What difference at this point does it make?
"Definitely, the US and Russia are the big threats and everyone else is stuck between these giants. The Cold War never ended, the USSR has just been replaced with Russia.",And the world would be better without dinosaurs.
What political party was the only Catholic president in US history?,Wigg?
I really want an Fov slider cause it feels really zoomed in.,"If you think that's bad, you should see the FOV on Deus Ex on console lol"
Why you are more likely be audited this year in Oklahoma,Time to tax the oil industry!
"Weezer - Undone, The Sweater Song",I bet Ken Bone hates this song
Don't worry about daring shout it is useless in endgame,Please tell me more of your endless depth of knowledge.
N3rd Street Gamers signs NoRegreT,Signed a terran who got no.1 kr gm many times
"Yeah, not really. I've seen plenty of community votes on FB pages and other sites that ping it in the middle or near the top third of liked maps. You're thinking of Favela, probably.",I'd like to meet your sources and put a bullet in their heads one by one please.
"I think that the league is moving away from defensive specialists at center if they can't pass or shoot. A pg that can't be exploited in a switch onto big is more rare and potentially more valuable, with where the league is headed.",not disagreeing w you but Noel is actually a great passer for his position
"Hillary staff getting away with Voter Fraud. Seriously, how much evidence do you need to convict these law-breaking assholes?",But we can't prove their intent for that so we won't prosecute -Weasel Comey
"No, eventually they will integrate like has happened many times in the past.",You forgot
"I am having a tough time with this one. So I guess the question is.....who benefits most from the DNC leaks, and the revelations they uncovered, being largely ignored by the US corporate media?","Obviously, Putin!"
lol,Don't get Demonetized for showing the horrors of war
"Hey man, you're country would be pretty shit if the first 3 democratically elected leaders of your country were assassinated by the CIA",Then they should have elected the right person.
"Yeah, I know they don't really do secret sales, I was trying to be funny because I keep seeing the Indep. Day tank collection in just about every game.",Sorry missed the
Can I see the proof first that it was Russia ?,"No, conspiracy theorist, stop putting our nation in danger with your appeal for restraint and evidence."
My cousin's friend... That's he's mom,She seems thrilled to be groped by her son.
"EU law isnt the problem. I don't mind them. It's EU politicians, crisis management and inbalanced economy.",Because our home grown politicians are models of democratic public service minded individuals?
Permit-to-Carry Holder Pulls Gun to Fend Off Attacker,I thought gun owners were only capable of hurting loved ones and themselves with their weapons?
"If you need a emotional support dog, you need to get slapped in the face and man up. I am tired of pussies, crying over everything. There are people that walk 50k for food and water every day, and you need a dog to go eat donuts. FU x 2000","Yeah, all those soldiers with PTSD should just man up and get over it."
And nobody reacted at all... as the world didn't stop turning.,Because it happened in Iceland and not somewhere important like MURICA!
The Binding of Isaac,Gaming 10/10
Arachne's ultimate is missing info.,Can we get this downvoted into oblivion so nobody other than us can know about this?
Fair Elections warns: Thousands of absentee ballots at risk of rejection,As an overseas voter about to vote at the US Consulate this is great news.
He has been performing at this level for the last three years though,"Nah mate hard cut off at 4 years, nothing less will do."
"Jaber Albakr - terror suspect from Chemnitz, Germany - committed suicide.",Great... Cant get enough of dem Shitstorms.
Meanwhile we'll all be working without any holiday pay. That's life at Wally world. If Target and Best Buy ever closed on T'giving Walmart may be pressured into it.,Oh didn't you know you could use PTO time to make sure you get holiday pay as well!
"I'll throw this large rock at my friend, WCGW? (NSFW)",She throws like a girl.
Boston ranked best city in US for active living,"Yeah, that winter is so easy to be active in"
I was hoping this would come full circle.,Just like the full circle of Jews that control the World's Economy!
"As double standardy as it may be, I don't blame mr. Yellow shirt. There's no denying that that man can do far more damage than a woman ever could, which is clearly evident by the event that followed",Are you trying to say that men and women aren't equal?
"Ahhh the Canadian Tire Centre, the second home arena of the Leafs",You can see Sens fans changing shirts in the stands
John Podesta Hacked on twitter: I've switched teams. Vote Trump 2016. Hi pol,damn russians
Kim Wants Kanye To Cancel Tour,great source
"I assume not pictured is a man selling ice cream and another man playing guitar. Because it was the 4th of July, in a park, I'm guessing on a Saturday.",Every 4th of July has to be on Saturday
Fell off of my hoverboard and received a sign from the higher powers,"your so racist you bruise symbols of hate, that's amazing..."
Matthews gets 4 goals and the Leafs still lose... Classic Toronto,clearly tanking again
Upvote if you haven't been polled for the general election. MONSTER VOTE INCOMING!,Haven't been polled... if illegal immigrants can be polled why can't I?
"Do you really believe me, or obvious sarcasm?","I was totally not being sarcastic, 100% no sarcasm."
"Von Miller's snapchat is enviable I can't believe you don't have a weekly thread dedicated to his snapchat. I'm a Bears fan, I wish we had a guy like Von on our team. Dude is constantly snapping & it's fun to follow along cause the team is usually in his stories. Heck he made me a fan of the Broncos when I didn't much care for them.",You should be a fan of the broncos anyway since half your roster and coach came from us.
Because it's a streak fiesta and 9/10 people are not going to play the OBJ.,But pamaj hits 16-mans in fracture so if I only ever snipe in the game mode I will for sure get views for the YouTube channel I have in my emblem
"Should poor people not be allowed to vote because they likely didn't have a university education, and prioritize too much short term necessities like personal safety and food on the table, thereby limiting our long term growth?","Well, if you want to go further OP, maybe we should sterilize them to ensure that they don't pass on their genes to the next generation?"
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005): This documentary takes a behind-the-scenes look at the powerful energy company whose downfall forever changed the landscape of the business world.,"I learned about Enrobs plan to roll out a giant broadband service through this film, their plan was to trade data network capacity in the same way it bought and sold energy commodities, which worked so well for California."
I got told off in Tassy years ago. It was more the fact of filming people playing pokies not the pokies themselves is what I was told.,"But they look so happy as they play, why wouldn't they liked getting filmed?"
Don't you hate when you want to hang out with a girl and then she instantly gets fat?,Hate text is loaded with carbs.
"0-5 teams actually have a winning record against 2-3 teams, getting 11 wins against 10 losses",Annnnnnd you just jinxed us!
What is this incredible mobility Ret Paladins have? I must be missing a crucial part of my class if such a thing exists.,You need to get the shoe legendary
"The Jagdpanther Desperately Needs A Lower BR (Including The Premium One) Why is this vehicle a 6.3 BR? This vehicle is a great vehicle, its fun to drive, it's gun is pretty good, but it cant survive most hits to the front, the slope practically does nothing to bounce rounds at it's BR, I have had a friend who has been playing the thing for months as it's one of his favorite tanks from WWII and I have seen just how little his armor means at all. Plus on top of all of this, yes it's gun is good, but it still bounces quite a bit on a lot of vehicles and the playstyle of this tank doesnt fit it's actual role at all, this thing was very good at bouncing shots in reality and was probably the best tank destroyer of the war considering all of it's attributes. I know people are afraid of the 88 cannon but if you ever use this thing it's nothing special, it makes it worse considering how badly you always get uptiered in this is, This thing is built to be a sniper tank and at range there are usually more than half of the enemies guns who just dont care about your armor even at range, yet I will just bounce off of them about 50/50",I guess Gaijin can balance it by lowering its repair cost then!
"Lynched, skinned and their priviledge will be checked.","am admin there, can confirm."
But... they do have brakes. It's the rest of the shoe.,"No they don't, I don't know what you're talking about"
Umm...So who should people vote for if they're against sexual assault?,Could work for Gary Johnson I want you to feel the Johnson but I won't force the Johnson on you
Jangmo-o's Evolution Pics (CoroCoro Leaks),"Oh my god it's bipedal now, it must be terrible."
Sister Location 2 is looking great,Is that Angsty Teen?
i run facility 17 its actually a lightsaber training facility confirmed apoc dev,Can we have like lootable mini death star containers in Facility 17?
USA might get it too. Gotta make sure this dynasty doesn't spread.,"It's not, the only one who would accept the royal marriage offer is Mexico, and Trump wall will stop that from happening"
My heart stopped for a minute.,"Si mie, dar m-am gandit ca oricum are Sorosh back-up pe nor."
"Some of your ancestors ran around in tribes naked. They had many wars among tribes, and often impregnated all the female prisoners of tribal warfare. But ya, you saw a bunch of naked chicks in 480p on your smart phone. Cool!","Yeah his ancestors got to rape prisoners or war, they were so much cooler than this nerd!"
This is the real reason. Walled gardens do not flourish.,"yes, apple's app store is on it's last legs and yes"
Farming for slurp knight for feed new meta?,Everybody don't vote him quick
Ah. Thank you. I had no idea what he was getting at and figured he was just promoting rape.,"well, he was doing that, too!"
"Yep, and did you check his Brand runes in that game? He had health seals. Every single one of his other runes were just magic pen. Poor tanks...",flat magic pen is good vs carries and bad vs tanks dude...
yea so why pay out the ass for a mac because most people that are buying macs are just using it to browse the web and do school work.,For the little apple symbol obviously lol
what kind of nazi state does that?,Getting laws like this passed was actually Hillary Clinton's crowning achievement while in the Senate.
Lewis leaving yogs I can't remember where I heard it but apparently Lewis is leaving yogs moving to Ireland and starting a new job? Is this a joke or,Can't blame him for not wanting to live in this post-Brexit England.
"As a man who has spent the last 10 months holding my GFs hand through therapy, where do I sign up?",Cuck's Anonymous.
"Just a big joke, huh?","They made a serious point about religious hypocrisy actually, I am sure you were enamored by it as an ex-Democrat"
"This AD just popped up on my phone, what the fuck is this",This app is ridiculous.
The Floodgates Are Open - Updated List of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Donald Trump,Innocent before proven guilty comes to mind.
So a higher IQ is proportionate to how human you are? Got it. So at what point is maximum human reached? What does my IQ have to be for that?,I think at around 500 you become post-human
"Ash looks like he's de-aged, and shorter.",Because he has three girls to suck vitality out of that's why
"Eh, too full of herself for the payoff",who is it?
"Yet when the US and its puppets fuck up countries, killing and displacing millions it's democracy... The hypocrisy of Europeans & Americans is extremely disgusting. Shame on you Russia, why are you not smart enough to say that you're intervening for democracy and stability?",Why do you hate freedom?
I expected it to be a flawless mitten from the maps. It's a lot more rounded than what I expected.,Well not anymore with rising sea levels.
This is insane! Who spells night as nite? What is wrong with these people.,Not True Americans!
"Putin knows Hillary wants war, but the American public do not. It will tie the hands of the US and he will be able to run free in Europe and Asia. Hillary will get thousands of American children killed by sending them to be targets in her quest to kill more people than Stalin.",Quest to kill more people than Stalin I think that's been on her dream board since high school.
She hates DC.,Can't imagine why.
2016 Challenger Rewards,Time to hit soloq
UNESCO backs motion nullifying Jewish ties to Temple Mount,Well this settles it.
He's also about to give a major speech in WPB. I wonder what's about to go down.,White Pajama Bottoms?
"The Green Bay Packers have given up the fewest rushing yards/game, but have yet to finish a game against a teams week 1 starter. I noticed today that they have given up the fewest yards/game on the ground to opposing runningbacks all the while not finishing a game against a teams week 1 starter. Week 1 - Chris Ivory did not play Week 2 - Adrian Peterson was injured during the game Week 3 - Ameer Abdullah did not play Week 4 - Bye Week 5 - Shane Vereen did not play.","Yeah, Vereen really would have bucked the trend"
"The worst matchmaking I have EVER SEEN I just got done playing my Tiger H1 on realistic battle. On my team, we get 8 Tigers, some Panthers and a Tiger 2 Porsche. Not a bad team. However, on the opposite team, they get multiple T-29s, 2 T-28s (The mini T-95s), an M41 and even a fucking Patton, A PATTON. THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. My entire team could barely pen anyone on the enemy team, not even at point blank... and btw, only 2 people on my team got kills, and they both only got 1...",Just flank.
Kept ya wai...,Is this technically a retcon then?
"Fixes Coming For NBA 2K17 Shot Timing, Pass Speeds, Moving Screens, Defense and more!",Ye but devs are lazy omgggg
Survivor wins its timeslot again. It also narrowly trailed Empire for the most watched show of the night.,How is this show still on the air?
"All of our complaints go straight to the trash Hmmm... would it be because they are shitty, old ladies want to ruin everything complaints? Leave the man and his buddies alone.",Yeah how could a noisy car repair shop *possibly* disturb other people in the area?
They plan to be in Santa Clara in 7 years. Wow.,Ahead of schedule Where the schedule said they'd be finished by the time toddlers today are wearing adult diapers.
What issue has not been receiving the attention it deserves?,Police shooting unarmed black men
Why do you guys get so boner happy with vac waves?,Because it lets us know that valve's still making money on their game so they wont stop supporting it any time soon
Facebook Live suicide of turkish teen,"Yep, that music makes me want to kill myself too..."
"I'd absolutely mind a draft. Think about how many shit bags the military *already* has today, with a professional volunteer force. Now think about how many shitbags the military would have if you forced a ton of swinging dicks off the block into a branch they didn't want to be in, to do a job they didn't want to do, in a country they didn't want to go to. They'd be the majority, and it'd be a fucking nightmare. Not to mention we'd have barely any money to do shit, so we'd get even shittier equipment, less and lower-quality training, less benefits and incentives, so on and so on.","Actually with a draft you would be working with people with a higher IQ and more common sense, lol"
"On mobile. When you full screen, the video stays the same small size.",People fucking died!
"Those who drink tea in the UK drink enormous amounts of it, but the UK is only 5th in the world by tea consumption per capita. The main reason is that the UK has a large immigrant population from coffee drinking countries, which drags down the per capita measure.","Damn immigrants, stealing our tea-drinking credentials."
Taylor Hall is a good prospect but was losing Adam Larsson worth it? Probably.,this is sarcastic right... there's no
Ngaruawahia gang leader tells drug dealers: Leave - or else,I'll take or else for $800 Alex.
"Challenge: Make the worst team out of the best players **Stuck with 4 baiters**: Happy, Hiko, Dosia, Pronax, Krimz **Toxic-pasive nightmare:** s1mple, Taco, Freakazoid, Skadoodle, Friberg Or just 2016 nV in general! ;D Interested to see your combinations. **Please don't target individual players!**","N0thing, Stewie2K, Automatic, Shroud, Skadoodle."
"Once AI takes off (the singularity), we'll either be wiped out or easily be able to live wherever we want... That will probably happen before the Mars colony is really off the ground",In the past there was no point in developing the combustion engine because later computers were invented.
"I don't understand how anyone who's a christian could behave that way. The lawsuit is one thing. Maybe they genuinely feel they're right; their actions are still wrong and harmful, but I understand the motive. But wishing death on someone because you disagree with what they're doing? How can you even call yourself christian, when your doing this? I know there's a lot of negative opinions of christianity on reddit, but I really don't think this fits in with christian doctrine. Would Jesus tell a disabled person that he should die, because he built a shop to keep himself busy?","Yeah right, threatening someone who doesn't do what you say is so Unchristian."
I thought I was the only one that remembered that mini series.,Is it worth watching?
"Considering the average age of their target audience, you are absolutely right, but also, considering the average age of their target audience, technically it would have been *very* illegal.",so basically consoles arent for the gaming enthusiastist?
Why isn't stuff like this on the news instead of the same story over and over again?,"What, you're not happy with hearing about trump grabbing pussies?"
What the fuck rhythm is that?,Clearly a 3rd degree block with multifocal ventricular complexes
"[](/ajbaffle) That's why I can't understand the thought process of these people that say the game isn't being worked on. Damn, they're changing a lot of big stuff on the game. Just the new renderer made wonders to the game, it took time, but after it was finished it made a thing most people never thought possible on Dayz, playable framerate. Now think about the other big stuff that is comming, after all these big changes Dayz will be a new game entirely. BUT it will take time, but it doesn't mean they don't care about the game, hell, after all this hard work they're going through, If it doesn't mean that they DO care about the game, I don't know what else they would have to do to show that they care.","I dont think anyone says its not beinh worked on, just that its so insanely slow"
"What is the most pointless feature on your vehicle? I was putting my windows up today and noticed that the power window circuit breaker on my E30 coupe has not been used a single time in 6+ years of ownership. It's in the center console just above the passenger switch, and can't for the life of me figure out the purpose considering there are only two windows to open. Another seemingly useless, yet fairly rare part for E30s are headlight wipers. How much of an improvement do these really provide in poor weather? (Admittedly, they do look sexy and I know a lot of the DTM cars used them)",I thought you were going to say the turn singals
You don't need to feel bad for being born the race you are,But something something uncle internalized racism something something rape patriarchy something something man
Please teach me sensai.,"Uh, excuse me, but it's actually spelled sen*sei*."
"Friday the thirteenth Damn I really tried this time, but I guess it wasn't enough. Today, D13, I relapsed with mixed feelings. At the same time I feel sorrow and proudness as my six earlier streaks have gone under 7 days. It's unfortunate that I had this accident, but I read somewhere that if you dont' binge, relapse again etc, in three or four days so should be where you left. This gives me high hopes for tomorrow and for the next week, as I'm going camping with friends. Hopefully it'll help!","you realize, its Friday the fourteenth, right?"
More like the thick skull of so many people that don't understand they need backups. And to also remember if those backups were encrypted. And to not forget their password to those encrypted backups.,How can they forget the password when they are doing a test restore every month?
"These titles are so good, can't wait to see what people will come up with haha!",you forgot your
I think we all can agree Chronos is the best first item.,"Oh silly, you can't purchase a god"
How else do you take a panorama using only cell phone and nothing else?,"With your dick, obviously..."
"I have not watched the show in question, but I have upvoted for the use of the phrase 'farcical bag of cocks'.",i believe that would be what comes out of a clown car of all male clowns
naturn off siguro sa UI,Sayang namaaaan!
Where is this? Nice.,Don't you love when OP is attentive to their posts and answers questions instead of kw'ing?
My girlfriend demanded I remove a wallpaper off my desktop. I said no and she freaked out.,"Not controlling at all, no."
De Lima to public: 'Fight greatest fight since EDSA People Power',"Attention media and Filipinos that wants to sympathize, you are the last hope of De Lima to avoid jail time."
"makes perfect sense, if pedestrians are in a position where a car has to make this decision then they haven't followed the rules of the road, the passengers shouldn't be punished for other peoples mistakes.",Exactly - until some muppet brings up the wholly often occurring pedestrian who gets thrown into the road at the last second scenario as some reason or 'moral question' to stop autonomous vehicles.
I'm pretty sure Romanians are caucasian like the rest of Europe.,"Yes because Romanians, Finns and Italians all look the same...."
Houston 911 operator accused of hanging up on 1000s of calls,I'm sure when she was hired she was the most qualified applicant on the list
"Hows your morale? When you plant the bomb and successfully detonate it on the new inferno B site the fish in the fountain will die. Blowing up the nearby church I'm fine with, but these innocent fish? i say we go A every round from now on until they move the fish to a safer location.",Replace the fish pond with a chicken pond.
My entire family also refuses to use salt in their cooking... Even in water for boiling stuff...,Don't you know salt will kill you?
"He's already leaned into the conspiracy of evil banker Jew trope, the only thing missing is just out and out saying it.",But there's nothing he says comparable to Hitler
***Courage***,This is totally still hilarious and didn't stop being funny weeks ago.
What is this Bat symbol from?,Looks like the Telltale one to me
Drugs in replacement to alcohol?,Phenibut
New trump accuser coming forward today,I'm now wondering if the Trump Train is a code for Trump's long list of sexual assault victims.
Im currently in an argument with the thread author and he tells me that he has a 3. kd and 700spm in bo3 and only 24 killchains. and that the trashy slow TTK hinders him from getting more killchains and be even better. pub warrior :D,Well maybe he isnt accurate enough
So how long until Matthews is injured?,"Tomorrow night at the first home game, probably."
Wut. Blackwater Park is amazing but nothing about it is black metal,Bullshit its got a kvlt album art!
He loves the poorly educated,They is the best.
what people don't understand is its not just marmite From what I've heard on the radio at work it's all Unilever products,They're just trying to sabotage Brexit mate.
"So I guess if there was a silver lining to 9/11, it would be this.",Worth it
why not grossman,Yeah hes like #MVP
"Agree, especially for the disturbing 12pm and 12am. Which one is noon or midnight? Very confusing.",That's why you're supposed to be fluent in latin
What object has reached its final form and can't possibly be improved on?,Fax machine
How this guy views Thad Young lower than Solomon Hill is beyond me,But a career 33% 3-point shooter provides SO MUCH better spacing than career 32% 3-point shooter.
Some mook just posted it and I'm following back to the source. Cringe the whole way back.,Did you read my username before you used that *incredibly* offensive name?
In the US and Europe if you lay 500km of fibre optic cable you get access to millions of customers. There are places in the Australian bush where that would get you access to ten. Australia is big and it's expensive to lay cable across hundreds of kilometers of nothing.,Didn't realize cable is the only way to get internet to remote areas.
"New idea. We make Korea get worse by wasting their time playing against us, and we make the gap close by making them worse instead.",Worked for Starcraft.
I say this with no embellishments: if there was John Cena/Nikki tape it would most likely outsell the Pam and Tommy and Kardashian and Paris Hilton tapes combined.,Then can Cena turn heel?
You don't really understand these regulations you speak of.,"Retired banking compliance officer, so......... yeah, you're the expert"
"Bought 2x 100 packs, had the ultimate edition, bought 5x elite pack, and bought the 50 dollar pack. I feel a little silly but I got too hyped about my favorite game. It's kind of a joke. I got a total of a few legionaries and many epics. Legendary's are so rare in this game for customization. All these packs I opened...I opened like 100 something. I got most of the ones I wanted but so many legendary I didn't get. A few characters missing, a few of the weapon skins, I had to scrap a ton of stuff and unlock 2 weapon skins for legendary I wanted. Luckily I got the few skins I looked for and weapon skins. Still missing like 6 that I really wanted to make things perfect so all in all its a pretty big waste. Money grab but what ever.",You should buy another 100 pack
"Honestly it fucking bothers me that people are labeling this as triggered. She responded to the girl's question in a positive, encouraging way, hey, it's not as bad as people say it is!, and yet people are shitting on it for no reason.",Because anyone who says anything that can remotely be construed as feminist is clearly an overly emotional shrieking harpy
"I have this issue as well, but only when I play as the Aztecs. And also, whenever I meet Montezuma, my game crashes.",That's what you get for preordering
"David Arquette will be okay, he can still live off the glory of being a former WCW champion.",He will soon be joined by Dixie Carter and whomever is current heavyweight champion of TNA when it sells out to WWE and Vince.
Halloween event is to damn hard My maximum level was 1001 and after I converted cubes to necklaces it is unbeatable for me. Carl still capped so it cannot be compensated by long run. So the maximum level that I should beat to get the event items is 1036. This event will last 12days and it is unbeatable during these days. I can maximum make 3 shards that will give me 5 levels of progression. Played from one update before Easter and have a lotta of orbs but still cannot beat any of Halloween challenges(.,How many pearl necks and GS levels do you have?
I think Sweden's bigger crime was staying neutral in WW2 and selling iron to Nazi Germany. But that's just me.,"Nah, most WWII/Holocaust deaths were whities, who gives a shit?"
Fucking NDP! I told you bill 6 would ruin farming.,I think you dropped this:
Fuck every single one of them that voted yes for this. Schools need money you idiots,Who needs schools when you can have a football stadium?
So they can return them if the Dodgers beat them.,I was lost without this explanation
p sure it's tears bro,Good to see discussion is still alive and well on here
"No. Her place is in Africa. She doesn't need to come back. She had her time to shine in that spotlight in 5, but she doesn't need to be back. There needs to be a good reason for her coming back, but if they don't, leave her where she is. It's a stretch to think that's even Sheva. What would she even be doing there wasting her time?!",Voting for trump eh?
Why is Allred getting involved? What's in it for her?,The fact that she was a delegate for Hillary at the DNC convention has nothing to do with it.
How I feel when my boyfriend plays his computer games!,learn to be independent then?
Environmental Racism,We wuz been pushing by the white man created hurricanes n sheet
Don't Call Me Lady!,You forgot the
"Those LA fans are horrible, how in the hell is that place so quiet on opening night",It's late
"Sounds like change, i'm not a fan of that.",You forgot the
"Nurse here, though I was a nursing student last year. I was the nursing student that asked lots of questions. Some nurses love having an extra helper and others see students as a bother and slowing them down. Find the ones that are knowledgeable but also don't mind or like answering your questions. Once I started working as I nurse, I realize the nurses that didn't like to answer my questions or having a student nurse was because they didn't know how to answer questions or they were unethical in their practice. This awkward phase of standing around and not knowing what to do is very common btw. It happens in every clinical setting when you're new. Don't let it get to you. The best way to help is to ask the nurse if they need help with anything, following them to help with procedures without being asked and help so they know you actually want to learn. A big no-no would be doing something that's not in your scope of practice without the nurses knowing.","Dont worry about the IV machine that was beeping, I turned it off for you"
"Americans overwhelmingly support much of the Democratic party's *social* platform. And even if 60% of the US supports, say, LGBT rights and 60% supports, say, minimum wage, there's no guarantee it's the same 60%. Additionally, Americans =/= voting americans.","Ban the gay marriages and force the women to carry pregnancies, but god help me if I pay more taxes."
"I too was lost on a trail. (Sedona, Arizona) 16:9 resolution of 1334x750 (326 ppi)",But you can't be lost if you're on a trail!
"Question for hodlers: Will you ever sell? I was wondering about how dedicated people really are to bitcoin and how convinced they are that it has a bright, sustainable future. Hypothetically, is there a point when you would just dump all you have if the price is right? Say bitcoin gets to that magical, mythical 10k USD mark, would you sell, return to fiat and buy a house etc or have you already decided to hold for the rest of your life and wait until you will buy the house with bitcoin itself and live comfortably using only btc? To the point when bitcoin somehow replaces money and just becomes part of everyone's (at least in the first world countries) lives... Thanks for you thoughts",When 1BTC=$1M
I thought it was good,you are allowed to be wrong.
Would you also slow down when moving uphill?,No of course not thatd be stupid
I'm not exactly sure if this fits here but it immediately made me think of this sub when I saw it,"Unlike Pepe, Peep is sexist, not racist."
ok you win.,You dropped this
"I had a H2 who was not following traffic laws cause an accident where i wound up Tboning her. My impala was totaled and i made it out mostly ok. Her car had some cosnetic damage and I think i managed to break her front wheel assembly possibly the axel. As much as I am not a fan of the H2 i know better than to sue them as they just make the car. The accident was soley the drivers fault, which is why I went after her and her insurance.","No, clearly you should have sued the manufacturer as they should have known that selling a vehicle like the H2 would lead people to not follow the laws and end up getting into an accident."
This continues the theme that most of your posts have. NTs are not broken. Sorry.,"Yes, completely logical, morally correct and fundamentally a natural part of a civilized, evolved society to beat the living shit out of someone for perceived inferiority."
You mean PlayBNS? Or the server that came out earlier this year? NCSOFT is still supporting that one. PlayBNS is illegal,"^ what he said, playbns is poor adaption from chinese client with current lvl 50 cap"
"How about teaching your children what is right from wrong,how to be respectful to others, how and when to stand up for themselves and when to let things go, how not to be easily offended,how to have self worth. There are things that they need to and will work out for themselves.",What about the *girls*?
I will be downtown. I was thinking the parking situation and cost will be fairly outrageous.,"At the Hotel Palomar, I think valet was ~$63/night, which makes DC and Boston parking seem reasonable in comparison - I booked the 'valet included' package to get it down to something reasonable - but yeah, complete waste of money if downtown, I was doing a road trip tour and so it was unavoidable."
A way to make dragon Ball Super a thousand times better. Just destroy the dragon balls! If they are gone then death is death. No coming back! Or just bring back the 1 time revival rule.,Let's change the title to just Super while we're at it...
"Ah, I imagined the vomit being the hate and vitriol they spew out of their every orifice.","It's our own fault, the liberal agenda we shoved down their throats is provoking an allergic reaction and has to go out somewhere."
"There are some racist, sexist, islamophobic, homophobic white females, too.","Racism is prejudice plus power, and because women don't have power, they can't be racist."
"Call the company, explain the issue and ask if they've got anything with a bigger entrance. See if you can get it swapped.",Or sue the company for fat shamming
I've had more than one person tell me in total seriousness that if Hillary wins Bill will essentially be running things. The same people have also told me that when Bill was president it was really Hillary who was in charge.,the conspiratorial mind a weak mind that gives more credence to flights of fancy than facts and reality
TIL not assuming suicide means I can't show concern or compassion. I guess I'm a real piece of shit.,I'm glad you finally realized it.
Two Americans have been arrested and charged for allegedly helping to hack high-ranking US government officials.,The Russians!
"I'm surprised how many people missed the fact that it's a rendering. It's good, certainly, but it's fake.","Fake is not the right word here, that implies it was intended to trick people into thinking it was real (and while that could be the case, we don't know and shouldn't assume as much.)"
"Now that I think about it, friends that main Riven are super nice people irl. But whenever I have random Rivens in my game they rage like animals. Weird.",Toxic players lose 27% more games and end up in bronze with you
So will the SM Demo be released exactly at 00:00 of 18.10. or how does it work?,Moon demo releases 12 hours after the Sun demo.
Can a God have an abilily like the Spy in TF2?,Just give Loki a disguise kit
"To be fair, programming a smart AI is hard enough even before adding in the need for variable difficulty levels.",Which is why it makes sense that modders will make good AI rather than the company raking in billions who supposedly develops the game..
"A week after calling on Trump to step aside, GOP Senate candidate now says he'll vote for him",No way is he going to regret this...
"Yeah, the best way to deal with drunks is automatics.",Shit this guy doesn't have a
It was trying to play...,You clearly don't understand the depth and intricacies of puppy/baby relationships
I just got a Snapchat from some random girl in our school saying hmu if you want to start a streak ;))) what the fuck do i do,Dick pic
Lucky.,sent pm with link
We Owe you Guys an Explanation...,Ugh this video is nothing like the old videos Sellouts...
Ah I knew it!! Thanks for confirming my sanity!,And your shittyness!
Probably because it's easier to balance spell damage cards around all the damage spells in the format instead of having to worry about all the damage and healing spells. They would be generally weaker than they are now and wouldn't be playable in most classes.,Would be absolutely insane if priest or paladin could throw down a spell power minion and heal for one extra hp.
Why do you believe that only property owners should be allowed to vote?,Mere serfs don't deserve the right to vote.
"He's asking for $450 so nice try, and in the title is states all L","Uhh, its called negotiation dude..."
Always wear your seat belts.,yeah because they wouldn't have drowned with those.
He's a little old to be that athletic anymore.,Yay for stunt doubles.
My gorgeous lady,She's so pretty!
Indiana mom says she decided to kill kids after Amber Alert-In a jail interview she says that she killed the children so they'd be safe in heaven. My kids are in a better place. They don't have no worries no more.,She's mentally ill and we know this because mental illness is exclusive to one race which all know but can't say because of pc culture.
"i have the non K version, and i can run it medium settings. So yes you can run it, just not max settings.",Ok thank you
I send this to my console playing friends who say they don't want to play games hunched over a desk.,But you're playing on an Xbox one....
If kakashi died...who would be the 6th hokage? Lets say kakashi died for wtv reason during the war....if thats the case who would take over the place of the 6th hokage,Sakura
"Die eigenlijk helemaal niet zo knap is, ze heeft weinig uitstraling.",Dan vraag ik me af wat jij verstaat onder knap.
Make sure you get their consent,Just grab them by the pussy.
Rappers don't rap? So what do we call them now?,They should have always been called crappers if you ask me.
"Looks like there's a chance, albeit tiny, for us to get the 'Supes back!",don't be misogynist
"Right. Best thing for ur date to see is you raping the little bastards in laser tag using the nickname #maga. One time I took this chick on a date to laser tag (most women I date are much younger than me, around university age) and this young similarly aged buck thought he'd try and alpha dog me. I was merciless. There was a silent respect afterwards. I got laid a lot that night.",Please god tell me you dropped your
"Fucking hell, she tied with nobody","That means she won, right?"
Acclaimed Journalist charged with 'Rioting' for Reporting on Corporate Violence.,"If you spread sedition, you deserve to be jailed!"
"What are the honest limitations for foreigners? hey, i've been researching what foreigners can/can't do, what's most accessible, etc. i thought coming here would be a good idea, since most of y'all are in china or have been in china. what are some real limitations (legally, financially, socially) that affect you, and most importantly, to what severity do they affect you?",Genetically incapable of using chopsticks and will starve to death if not bring own fork and knife everywhere you go.
AP Poll Week 8,ITT : SEC BIAS CONFIRMED
"Friendly questions: its not called theft if you just put the unpurchased item in your bag, but only when you're leaving the store with it, right?",Not in New Jersey once you attempt to conceal it's considered theft so I depends on the state
I ALREADY TOLD YOU I AM NOT A POTATO PERSON I AM GOING TO HANG UP,I can help!
"Awe, that's adorable. You're just a little kid throwing a hissy fit.",you forgot the
GTX770 EVGA SC 4GB Give Away,"i want it so i can shove it up my ass and please myself with those nice, soft, fan blades, mmm...."
What it feels like to get a GTX 1080 (Video by logokas),i got dual GTX 1080's just so i could max out GTA 3 and run it at 600 FPS
Offsetting fouls I would understand. No penalty at all?,Didn't grab the facemask....
"An old roommate of mine was against immigrants taking jobs. He is Swedish and told me this in England, where he works..",No no you misunderstood he only wants those scary brown people gone not the good hard working white people.
"Reason why eGr is winning that no one is talking about. Wards. The ward coverage from eGr this Lan has been insane. Just look at how many wards they have, especially early and mid game. Sentry wards on almost every player and choke point, smart hidden wards around walls and gold furies to spot rotations, and amazing vision control.","Nah, it's because of that scummy OP Bastet backdoor"
fwooooooooooooo.......boom,Rocket
I got some bad news for you...,He prefers curling now?
Just saw Carnage live last night for the first time in Orlando and had the time of my life lol,I feel like his sets would be insane live.
"If they were truly seeking nothing but safety from war, why are they in Greece?",Many of the local refugee camps are extremely dangerous and unstable.
"This wins the prize for the most whiney, entitled and childish post of 2016. Congratulations. It's a videogame. And its a pretty good one. I spent my 60 bucks and had about 200 hours of fun playing it, which is about 30 cents an hour. Damn good value. Since then I've had another 150 hours of fun playing the endgame, which is effectively free content provided by the developer. And now they're making the game even better. For free. They didn't have to do any of this. They could have just released the game and walked away. Which for the majority of the history of videogames is what happened. Release the game, people buy it, play it, finish it, and then move on with their life and go buy another one. If you want to see a broken game, Google ET on the Atari. That was a broken game. But now oooh nooo; people want the game to be as good as the best ever game in the genre, and will wail and gnash their teeth if it falls short. It's not a car. If I spend $25,000 on a car and the car is reasonably good but it's got some faults, then sure I want it fixed for free. But you didn't spend $25k on a car. You spent $60 on a video game. That's a nice pair of jeans or dinner for 2. But if I spend $60 on dinner and it's reasonably good, but not quite as good as the best meal I ever had, do I throw a hissy fit, demand not only that the meal is improved for free but that I also want them to fix it to my specifications and keep giving me free dessert for months? Oh, and that they should thank me for yelling at them? No I don't. Because I'm not 6 years old. I feel sorry for the devs. They work hard and produce a very good game (perfect? No. Very good? Yes), and also work hard to fix the problems that occur, and all they get is this kind of petulant and infantile abuse from people that want the moon on a stick. So, from me: thank you massive. Thank you for making a good game that I enjoy. Thank you for fixing the problems. Thank you for the extra free content. And I'm sorry that you have to put up with this drivel.","Oh, the irony."
"Anyone else break down in tears when they feel the pure essence of God's love cascading down their soul like a flow of hot syrup? That's what you're missing out on. Return to your maker and stop revelling in the fact that you reject him, Reddit. I know that some people have different views but this site is just a blatant attack on Christians.",I think you forgot the
Civilization.,you dropped your
i feel bad,You are in good company.
"No I actually still am going on, it's been 4 months and I am on loop 481 plz help",o
Yes because all experts recommend drafting kickers early.,Sorry forgot the
"Whoa, based on his post history, do we have to guess?",Hey weebs can be ripped too!
which head?,there's more than one head?
I was with a girl once and she made the face on the left. I did the logical thing and married her.,yeah it's so hard to find a girl that appreciates a big dick
"If a bullet exits a head something else would also exit a head....BLOOD!!! No blood of TH was anywhere in that garage. Not only is there no blood in the garage, there is no blood on the bullet! That's one amazing bullet!!","Of course, because SA thoroughly cleaned all the garage to get rid of any spattered blood"
COLD APPROACH PICKUP. SCREW DA WIFE BE A ROCKSTAR,"I was thinking more of meeting up with a different set of housewives than his wife, wink wink."
"Well, as a guy, I live in a shitty apartment and I sleep with Axe under my bed in case some psycho woman tries to break in. I then spray it on myself to drive her away.",HAHA sexual assault is only violent if it's done against women.
"Yeah I'm worried about that pass rush, not too hot looking today.","Don't worry, Gregory will save us week 15."
"I mean, wow. Its so rare to hear the fuckboi mating call of m'lady these days...","He's not a fuckboi, he's a fuck _man_"
A politician dies....,I swear i just saw this one 5 hours ago...
"Android System/Android OS not at the top? Wow, what a world we live in.",They fixed it by making the screen less efficient so it used up more battery!
tested on a creative world. it only took 2 meteors to find all patterns. both meteors had 3 different patterns. i dont see what youre complaining about.,"Ah yes, because everyone knows that the mean probability is best tested with one random data point"
"Worst part is, this guy really does have a very inspiring story, having gone form an obese alchoholic druggie to a fitness competitor to get his life in order. He's not doing it anymore, but the way he got himself together was nothing short of amazing. Leave it to crabs to pick all good things apart, tho",I wish I had a more noble reason for losing weight other than society pressuring me.
More vote rigging by the damn riggers.,Are you saying democrats are rigging the system with this ruling?
Stefan Molyneux on Twitter: Hillary Clinton's public position on Julian Assange: Kill Him. Hillary Clinton's private position on Julian Assange: Kill Him.,At least she's consistent
Face turn of the century,Just gotta wait till he gets pushed to the top now
"AB multimap is the reason. Before when it was not that popular, Ecto farming was not that fast, AB multimap made it so easy to get 30+ Ectos every 2 hrs with only 20 mins of effort.","And most people don't even put the effort part, just stand at a stairs on any of the four gates and wait for others to clear the meta for you, yay!"
Lol Pistols don't count,"Dang, forgot that pistols don't have short barrels"
CNN claims that it's illegal to read Wikileaks and you can only get your information of the leaks from them,Because CNN is a holy authority of unbiased news coverage
Everybody just stopped talking about it.,"Haiti got wrecked, but there hasn't been a Katy Perry concert for them so no one cares."
"...and highly illegal. At least in Germany, ALL jammers are banned, as you can not exactly control who you jam and who you don't so you will inadvertenly jam the phones of other people, as well, and what do you do, once an emergency happens?",I'm sure the illegality of the act is going to stop the government from doing it.
Fica mais bonito.,Passa mais credibilidade.
Is this voodoo magic stuff real?,About as real as Christianity
Don't think they want him dead (yet) they'll probably fly him to guantanmo bay for some surfing.,"But, I thought Candidate Obama promised us he'd shut down the prison?"
Your AM commute on YL/BL is ruined. Something apparently went amiss outside Pentagon City and I'm going to be late. Single-tracking to L'Enfant/Arl Cemetery.,In Paul We Trust
So that used car salesman thing is the best summarization of Trump I've ever seen and if I wasn't poor af right now I'd give you gold buddy!,"Under Trump, you could afford that gold"
Scientists planning on making the first space nation,Gundam tells me that this is gonna be good idea
you might as well delete the hero from the game.,"Yeah, because giving her the ability to spam several daggers in a row while having them have a cooldown before the charges refresh would tottaallly make her trash-tier."
UK spy agencies 'broke privacy rules' says tribunal,Human rights always being annoying
"They beat Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl a few years back, too.",Only because they got there on a road paved by the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Ready to be grabbed by Donald Trump!,"STFU, it was just locker room banter!"
The mods made it really easy to miss the Podesta leaks all last week.,That's because it's not relevant to current US elections
Reported because Hate Symbol,you forgot to put an
Should system down be banned?,Yes it is a stupid card but they wouldn't ban it.
Jae Crowder + Brooklyn 1st rd pick,We're talking about Brook Lopez not Stephen Curry or LeBron James.
"It's a loading screen. It's there so you don't stare at a black screen and complain about the load time as much. Trust me, a black screen would make you even more impatient.",It's just a visual Glitch
Internet time (Xbox servers I suppose) + geolocation of your IP address.,"so if I can some how proxy through lets say japan, id have access now."
Hey hey hey. As a walking piece of human shit I am offended by your comparison.,Flair checks out
Hello reddit my name is siractionslacks ask me anything!,THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
"So, you're telling us that you were involved in a child porn ring while in high school?",And the girl would be the first to get arrested for distribution of this filth
"Hate to be that guy but how exactly is he supposed to help? It's putting air in a tire, not like you need a second set of hands.","if she were my girlfriend, i would get out and get the tire for her, so she wouldn't have to lift a finger, all while reminding her what a beautiful special flower she is"
This happy looking man celebrating the Olympic athletes parade in town today. The whole event was a fantastic display of multiculturalism and pride. Lovely stuff!,I think he's flying the flag upside down because he secretly hates Britain and everything it stands for.
Vikings Social Media Team is Savage,"I bet if you look close enough, it is actually 4 Sam Bradfords on Mount Rushmore."
Is this what playing too much FE does to people?,Two nukes weren't enough
Yeah I had heard somewhere that Netherlands was a really strong candidate.,Looks like someone payed a bribe
You mean NA GE - EU LE.,you mean NA GE - EU Nova 3
"Ahmad is an inch or two under 6'9 and won't spend much time in the post, if any. Adrian will start at the 4 like he did at the end of the year over Holton. Ahmad is our only natural 3, and Phillip will likely by the first off the bench while Carter and Miles continue to start as they have for the last two years.","Nah, he is a C bro..."
Have you seen James O'Keefe new video? Or do I get banned for saying that..,"No, just recognized as ridiculously gullible."
Keys Crimson/Lime Vortex Post below,How many keys you offering for lime vortex?
"With a perfect crew and no crew members lost, it's possible to repair a gun breach in under 10 seconds.",Can you stovepipe jam a cannonbreach?
"I FOUND PROOF THAT THE HILLARY CAMPAIGN HAD THE PROTESTER FROM THE O'KEEFE VIDEO DIRECTLY ON THEIR PAYROLL. I CROSS REFERENCED HER CAMPAIGN EXPENSES AND ZULEMA RODRIGUEZ SHOWED UP. GOING RATE FOR A RIOTER: $1,610.24 and a free phone. TO THE TOP^^^^",I thought the video was faked
if you said Fitz was the spark last year to our team being good but are now saying a change in QB wouldn't make our team better you are a hypocrite fyi,But look at that beard
"take that terrible text up with Mike Hearn, he wrote it and edit warred against anyone who changed it for years.",What part of that statement is factually untrue?
This is the kind of thing deportations are needed for.,It's easier to deport stacked caskets I suppose.
"Don't blame you, pc blows",i'll miss getting shrekt by you pizzaman (if you are the pizzaman that ive been playin against).
Kids smoke so you don't have to! Brilliant,"We vape, 'scuse you."
He also assumed they were also criminals.,"Well, they are brown."
Take the backseat out,But where will all the women throwing themselves at me sit?
"I don't think it's just cops. This is a very common thing with human beings. When they're caught lying, they double down to save their asses. The only way to fix this is to have more oversight and not rely on people's testimony as much as other tangible evidence.",How dare you hold cops to the same standards as human beings.
"Autistic men hardly ever get laid, but they usually turn out to be fine Linux programmers and wizards","Thanks for your optimism, it really made my day."
Safety first!,"From the looks of it, you should slow down a few hundred miles per hour."
My exhaust pipes have come apart from the muffler. What would be the best way to repair this?,"Fuck the exhaust, weight reduction bro!"
2017 Volvo XC90 in Sport Mode,"Wait, if I shift my Accord into sport mode does that improve pictures I take of it?"
I'm probably just going to wake up in the morning and play Destiny like I normally do because it's not that big of a deal. I'm 386. I have 14 LLs to go. I'm not going to stress about them.,"Me too, reset for me is soloing Crota for the millionth time trying to get Blackhammer!"
He certainly had issues doing stuff with the ball against a solid defensive unit that tended to double team him.,How dare you attribute a player's ineffectiveness due to a solid defensive display?
This. I worked 40 hours a week throughout undergrad. That paid for my rent and bills. The idea that I could have paid for school or even have got a head start on my loans was comical.,"Well why didn't you just work harder, you lazy millennial?"
I also have no idea why my comment is downvoted to hell. I was just joking.,All those downvoters can tell!
Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.,Thank you for correcting the record
There are rebels in Manbij? Do you know what you are saying? Rebels are advancing towards Al-Bab from their own positions.,So will SDF.
"I don't know what to do with this garbage New mazda3 and I am very excited. It's the first car I've purchased. Everything is wonderful... except, I'm having to learn proper car maintenance from scratch. We'll just say I did not always treat my previous car with the respect it deserved. I've almost finished reading the user manual from cover to cover (though I might have skipped some of the particulars about air bags and seat belts). There is lots of information available about detailing. The problem I'm coming to you with now is a lot more mundane. What do I do with my garbage? I have some bad habits but I am motivated to change them. I want to keep this car as tidy as possible. I've seen a million versions of the bag around the passenger's seat, but that looks really tacky and takes up room in an already cramped back seat. If I drive someone around I don't want them to have a face full of detritus. The smartest solution seems to be to use the map pockets on the front doors. The issue there is that I want something with a top. I don't want to just throw stuff into the doors and lining them with a bag would look bad. I haven't found anything made for this spot though that doesn't have lots of issues and shit ratings. So, I know it's not a sexy post, but it's something everyone deals with. I'm posting this to see what inventive solutions are out there. Thanks!","One option is to live in an area with a lot of break-ins, you will learn quickly not to leave ANYTHING In the car"
"Was pretty standard, maik was exposed and looking the wrong way, gave shox all the time in the world to kill him. Plus it was an eco.","yes pretty standard, I do this every other round"
"I mean, I could have sworn there was some guy that played in Chicago in the 90s that had a pretty solid amount of skill...",He needed Pippen to get a ring
De Gea save vs Coutinho,"The shot right before the replay looks fucking badass, the job is done :)"
The blue bit 'rubbed out ink' - Never worked,That's used to erase paper and not pen marks
What is your go to home remedy for bad sinuses and a sore throat?,"Lemon, honey and ginger"
"Angel Beats inspired me to try to be a doctor (possible spoilers) About 5 years ago, I watched Angel Beats! It was obviously very touching (Rip SSS), and right when I had no idea what I wanted to be. Otonashi striving to be a doctor and his whole story about it gave me my new goal in life. Fast-forward 5 years, and I'm going into Stanford pre-med after years of hard work. I had totally forgotten about Angel Beats, but like it was fate, yesterday I accidentally hit Ichiban no Takaramono (which I had downloaded in my obsession period) in my music list. 5 seconds in, and I was holding back tears. It was pretty emotional for me :'(. I guess I wanted to post this because I needed to get these emotions off my chest, but also just to say screw the people who think anime is just childish cartoons. It amounts to more than that. I also want to know if anyone else has had their life changed by an anime, and what it was, because I'm getting back into it now. Thanks a lot, Angel Beats. :)",Big order is the reason im working in the Asylum.
"Hey buddy, that unnamed card is a must have for any proper self respecting concede priest, thank you very much!..",Every priest is a concede priest if you play in ranked :)
Not in Soccer. The UK also beat the US in the Paralympics somehow.,You mean football?
Best Draw Card? Which card (excluding banned cards) do you think is the best in terms of drawing more and why? Doesn't matter if it's specific to a certain archetype.,{{Pantheism of the Monarchs}} is a perfectly fair and balanced card
There is video evidence. Self-incriminating confessions from these executive branch people that work there. That's about as damning an evidence as you can get.,yes but do you have any REAL evidence?
"Warning: Sanity Check on Ballot for Upcoming Election. For your vote to count, you must answer Yes to this question :)",Is that the 42 year duration new half penny tax?
How many times did you have to rewind to get the squirrel to stay?,"Well, considering the body size of that squirrel..."
"1 year clean from heroin today, thank you Trees!","and now you're a pothead, congrats"
"Dude, I've played Civ 3. Pyramids are +2 grain storage.",After watching ancient aliens we now know it was an ancient deathray!
"The title is misleading, they are providing a loan for the purchase not actually funding it.",Am sure these guys got a fair market rate for their loan.
MONSTERS UNLEASHED Unleashes Monster-Sized Tie-Ins!,"Yay, more tie-ins!"
"I think it's funny you pointed to our toxic politics. I'm not super familiar with politics in Europe, but even I can name AfD, Ukip, FN, the True Finns, Jobbik, Golden Dawn, and that's just off the top of my head. Honestly, the untempered racism and gegen Multikulti bullshit is one of the big reasons I moved back to the US from Germany.","No, but you see Europe doesn't have as many black people and mexicans to oppress so they're not racist."
Am I the first one who noticed OP put us a month into the future?,You beat me to it lol daily thread for the next month?
"Correcting someone's grammar. Seems innocent, but no matter how you do it, it makes you sound like a complete asshole",You forgot the period at the end.
"Top 5 in QB Hurries- Donald, Ingram, Hughes, Sheard and Pierre-Paul",I can't believe we traded away Chandler to feature Sheard.
"If I see someone stockpiling guns, building bombs, and talking about how they are going to use them to commit mass murder very soon, and I don't tell anyone, I would share just a little of the blame when they eventually do it.","Right, I forgot that domestic terrorists do that with reckless abandon with absolutely no thought to who is seeing them do it."
Reverse CSGO'd,reported enjoi vac
Googled Absolute Perfection and this was one of the results. I am now a happier man.,You forgot the
I'm saying companies should be less pissed when people who've been through battles like Bradshaw forget the right name for this year's new device/thing.,"It was a joke based on his shingles cream commercials, should've put an"
Probably wouldn't even compile if you didn't declare *i* somewhere else.,Who doesn't declare i as a global variable?
"I listen to a lot of Podcasts and Audiobooks in Overcast, and I really want a way to skip back. I have it set to skip back 15 seconds when I triple click my EarPod microphone, and I really want that functionality in the AirPods. Siri is not available when I'm underground on the subway...",Just buy an Apple Watch!
I still have no idea why they made this move. It's not like we were strong at corner.,Because Mills has higher upside!
They know Obama's speech will get in the media and the O'Keefe videos won't,"Almost like the impartial, unbiased media doesn't want us to see this video.................."
Red Dead Redemption 2 NOT Coming to PC,"Guys, guys stop, apparently we can't complain because we aren't entitled to anything."
tim leiper needs our assistance to break this current trend!,Creeper no creeping
"Haha. Security anticipates a peaceful protest; however CPD will be there, so ya never know...",I guess police being present is enough to incite violence now.
"i have a RM1X, it's extremely powerful, not 100% convinced on ease of use but probably just need more time with it. has some super cool features and a couple of let-downs. have previously used an MC505 which isn't too shabby either.","i got my rm1x for $150, and it kills anything even remotely close at that price"
Just awful honestly,If only we had a good faceoff guy like Lars Eller on the team...
when mainstream media attempts to talk UFC. Nate can't make 155?,Natural welterweight
Like this waste of a shitpost? At least you have an accurate imagination.,At least it's better than the 1000th MOMENTINCRIME IS 100% GUYZ
With Hanzo steel.,No silly Hanzo is the one with the bow.
"Dude, you're an asshole","You're right, but I think you're missing the"
"Anyone else love the Type-2? This gun is incredible and has quickly become my favorite gun in Infinite Warfare. Its versatility with being able to turn it into akimbo pistols for a close encounter while still holding its own at a distance makes it godly. Yea its not the fastest killing thing and the Akimbo is a bit inconsisteny sometimes, but its a necessary loss for the versatility. I find myself pulling it apart and putting it back together super often depending on what part of the map I run into. What do you guys think of it? How do you run it? I use foregrip, laser sight and stock",It's shit i hope it get's buffed
We already have term limits. They're called elections.,Which are so effective at stopping my Iowa representatives
You or the folks in the video can't be reasoned out of the nonsense you never reasoned yourselves into.,k
What sound do you love?,People chewing food with their mouth open 24/7 mm wow I wish people would do it around me more so that I could muster up the courage to just fucken merk myself already
doesn't compete with No Man's Sky,You dropped this:
Source?,Source: me
Bethesda Sale; Fallout 4 Deluxe Bundle for $54.99,"Damn, I was hoping to see Skyrim on this sale."
What could possibly go wrong?,Don't give the devs any ideas
Hillary Clinton campaign bus dumps sewage on Gwinnett County street,"I am sure it was Hillary personally who told them to dump shit in the sewer, not some rented driver who didn't care."
Shock Jock Tapes Show Donald Trump Jr. Is As Offensive As Dad,So he made a joke on a comedy show....the horror
"Of course it's not true, but writing nobody knows what they're doing on Reddit is guaranteed to get you sweet, sweet karma, so no matter what arguments you hurl at them, people are not going to listen and/or stop writing it.",You don't know what you're doing either so this argument is invalid
You gained +10 Resistance And +5 Charisma,More like -5 charisma
The truck never showed up.,Even a mod can drop the
Just got sent this by my grandma,Yeah it's not like her emails show that she's committed crimes or anything
Could you bring that axe up to Skyhold so us arms warriors can see if it triggers our hidden artifact quest?,Have you tried Archaeology?
"TIL that witch windows, or diagonal windows, exist almost exclusively in Vermont. The name comes from the superstition that witches cannot fly their broomsticks through slanted windows.",Cleary did not prevent Hillary from entering Bernie's and chased him out of the race :(
Hillary Clinton campaign bus dumps sewage on Georgia street,I wonder what she was thinking when she was ordering the release of that into the street
Doesn't he technically have full *life* but not full hitpoints? *triggered*,Health points
Update: Suspect Arrested in Shooting of Fairbanks Police Officer,"Oh look the asshole/gangster nod, color me surprised"
+1. So many guys don't do stuff like this- is it because they're uncomfortable or simply not into it?,"Yeah, theres absolutely no way that calling someone a good girl could backfire, right?"
I just found out the company I work for are closing 30 branches and cutting 600 jobs while watching This Morning sat at my desk.,"Possibly not the best time to announce you're at your desk watching This Morning, while posting on Reddit..."
An attorney told you to post this? Uh-huh. I'm sure.,"Remember, unless you tell them it's illegal, it's not illegal."
Indian Captain Planet,With that context I need to see this video again.
"Modern game like Daggerfall Is there any game made today like Daggerfall? I really want to play another game like it, and the new elder scrolls are too shallow for me. I have played many RPGs in the past, like Fallout 1+2, Baulders Gate, and the likes, and just want something like daggerfall again. I alredy know about legend of grimrock too. I mean like non party as well. 1 character. Thanks ahead of time.",no man's sky
Progessive Liberals: when having the moral high ground so they can have brownie points on debates is more important than getting rid of hate groups...,But the only way to get rid of hate groups is to write scathing satirical articles...
What relevance does his being a black guy have haha,Clearly most black people have ties to activision and infinity ward.
"The UI *is* imperfect, that's what RES is for.",Blasphemy!
Are we really going to downvote this person because they voted ukip. Aren't we better than this?,"nah, the mere implication that you (Voted Leave / Supported UKIP / Might be right of centre) makes anything you have to say invalid ^"
repost from the top post of this subreddit,"It's really hard to sort by top: all time actually, so I appreciate this post greatly."
The first picture in that article is a refugee with lines on his forehead. I'm mid twenties and *I* don't have lines on my forehead. No way that guys is under thirty.,"Well, you see, the child has a lot of stress and anxiety and worry... As you'll notice, he's also going bald, and has premature gray hairs."
Wounder why he lost the primarys,Because Trump rugged the primaries.
It's not like I disagree with the sentiment. Lol. It's just purely factual. The Broncos need a win this Monday.,"You're right, if we lose we'll be 4-3 and I'm guessing no team in NFL history went to the playoffs after starting the season 4-3..."
Ain't this exactly what OP is suggesting?,"Off topic maybe , but I think all guardians should be revived once the boss is dead."
"He cant, he is not born in murica","Obama wasn't either, and look how he turned out."
"Grading Destiny Players I hear a lot about the levels players are at and how they define themselves, so I came up with three levels/names for players: 1 - Hard or 1%er = Destiny is your game of choice and you want to do every Raid, weapon and thing the day its out. 2 - Legacy Player = Destiny is a long time part of your life, but you have a life that gets in the way. 3 - Newbie = Heard about it, my friends play it, now I do...what's the etiquette of tea bagging?","Excellent, I've been waiting for this information."
JonTron if he was viewing the YouTube page for TanookiSuit3's YouTube account and later realized that he was a weeb.,Isn't TanookiSuit3's YouTube channel called deadgrumps?
"Hey, there's nothing wrong with a basic classic. I have many a fond memory with a PBR in my hand... (and the fuzzy boy holding the beer definitely doesn't hurt!)",Can't beat a Blue Ribbon!
"Why don't Indians get it, The World will respect India only when India is a Big Economy and everything else is secondary. India should be a $12 trillion economy rather than a $2 trillion economy than see the difference, how the world cares about India. But Indians are busy not building an economy but fighting each other for stupid internal politics, we just seem to ignorant. we are obsessed over things of little importance. Indian Media seems always working on silly things like Pakistan, when you are so obsessed over silly things you become silly. Indian Media, Indian public like you and me, NGO's, all politicians should single-mindedly focus on making India a Big Economy. from $2 trillion to $20 trillion. with that kind of wealth we could solve innumerable problems. Everything else is secondary, we have 1.3 billion people to build a economy of that size. ignore all the stupid irrelavent things media and people.","But... but... how can they eat beef, its a holy cow for god sake"
"We, on the whole, do a lot of good in the world (taking out genocidal regimes, fighting terrorism, economic and nuclear sanctions, etc.). It's the careless killing, rampant capitalism, political sideshow and general arrogance of some of our.. *louder* citizens that people hate.",Because Russia and China would be so much more benevolent in our place.
Guess my 8GB just won't cut it...,"Duh, ofc 8 < 64, you need 8x more !"
"Hmm, does that mean all my Windows Pro licenses will be free from now on, I mean if they fired their QA and we're now doing QA for them, shouldn't we be compensated in some fashion?",evidently you don't understand how this modern app economy works
did you just assume my grenades gender?,TRIGGERED!
"I admit, the thing above is a great pasta. The one word comment thing is getting a bit stale though.",This.
This will kill pvp! Unless... victims items could be looted by killer!,But you can't kill what is already dead...
"The best thing critics of the church could have done was to let him live. The guy was a Q&A machine. He would have eventually talked himself into a corner. It's hilarious, right? We get a detailed Q&A with God about the book of Revelation that nobody really gives a shit about anymore, but we can't get past no official position on things like WHEN LIFE BEGINS IN THE WOMB.",Obviously it's all to test our faith.
Football Manager 2017 is using Denuvo,"Don't worry OP, you only need to connect to the internet once!"
"Feeding cows seaweed could slash global greenhouse gas emissions, researchers say: They discovered adding a small amount of dried seaweed to a cow's diet can reduce the amount of methane a cow produces by up to 99 per cent.",Finally those damn cows can stop fucking up our planet!
"Great gesture Hirez (Chris) :D The mistake wasn't even that bad in my eyes and you still take time to clear everything up. Thinks like this remind me again and again why i have never felt regret in using my money to buy stuff in this game (even though i am pretty poor xD). I really appreciate how you guys handle things like this and it shows that Hirez as a company is not only interested in making as much profit as possible but tries to cater to its fanbase. Having played Gears of War 4 the past couple days and seeing how upset and angry its playerbase is about the games microtransactions (100% of all character- and weaponskins locked behind RNG-paywall; slowest progression in earning skins i have ever seen in any game, while being a fullpriced AAA-title for 60-100$) i want to say thanks to you guys for how you handle your game :D","that sounds shitty but a worse wrong doesnt make a wrong right in fact, while the gears thing sounds way more frustrating because it effects the majority of the community, there is still a small portion of this community who spent money under false pretenses and is having their money kept that isnt a small wrong, at least gears didnt advertise saying no microtransaction then have them this community cant even band together to get their fellow smite players what is rightfully theirs by something as objective as a case of false advertising this is such a sad day :/ at least we will get a cutesy avatar thru rng chests"
Type Amen to save us from anarchy!,AMEN!
FalleN: Having internal problems,TL;DR The hack dev bailed on them
"Environmental group: Vote for Clinton, not Stein",More shill bucks hard at work.
"What? No. We have no idea how serious this is, McCoy is a stud.",I didn't think this needed
"Honestly probably not, happens more than you'd think. But according to the media the cop would have shot everyone in the shop just incase",Unless they put their hands up first.
"Yeah, that's pretty bad...Gambling is one of the worst addictions out there in terms of how many it affects and the lives ruined by it. What a 'tard.",but but but but but you can't be addicted to things that aren't drugs!
"Men of Reddit, what is your sex tip for women?",Spitters are Quitters.
Hard to turn down money.,"Well it shouldn't be, with such strong feminist viewpoints like hers"
birthday suit usually implies nakedness :P,Should have marked it NSFW.
True North is the company that brought the Jets back to Winnipeg,aka 'Peg fans are corporate shills
And yours aren't? you shitpost just as much as me.,"Yeah, All my comments recently have been shit."
Why I want Hall of Mirrors to be recastable,Just jump off the map and recast it
"For this one, I guess you have to forget that she is *only* 4 years older than Trump. Never mind that the accusations are related to an event that happened over 30 years ago and you are using a modern day picture.....","Rape accusers don't age, they're like vampires."
"I don't celebrate his killing of women and children, but I have no problem with it in the face of what him and his people were going through. Expecting some higher moral standard from him while his masters can just kill any one of them at random seems ludicrous to me.","Yes, because being horrified that he would murder white women and children in their sleep obviously means that we condone what the masters did."
Must resist flashing.,"Wow, battery stats: 1 day left and already 4 hrs SoT."
Im surprised no one shot the elephant for saving the human ... Reminds me of something very similar,Don't go there .... lol
"Oceanside Pier isn't great for rares as you would think. I prefer the harbor, but that's only if you're driving. Even still there isn't a whole lot there, maybe a few dratini every so often. I've caught a 2.4k lapras, but that's just incredibly lucky. J street marina is a lot better. Oside was only good with trackers to show where the snorlax/dragonite were located, bc they are all over the place. And it's a huge area to cover.. I caught 2x snorlax a few days after the trackers were down in oside. Haven't caught any since.","very few rares at oceanside pier, which really sucks."
Dzeko 67 shooting?,"Even though it's a mistake, I still think his shooting is underrated in FIFA 17."
Jeremy Hanson denies split in Liberal party after Menzies Group pens scathing letter,I thought the liberals did not have factions.
He's the puppet.,"No, you're the puppet!"
"Answer question with a coherent, linear answer, *and facts!*",WRONG!
Earl Thomas tackled a Falcons player by punching him in the face,I saw that and had to rewind several times just to make sure I was seeing it right.
/thathappened Everyone knows only pit bulls can kill,"Oh, so true"
I miss having music controls in control center landing without having to swipe right :(,"They needed space for the huge 'Night Shift' button, silly!"
"I think it depends on whether you're dressing up as a person or whether you are dressing up as a *culture*. People who want to dress up as Pocahontas, the disney princess, get a pass in my book. You just want to put on a warbonnet and paint your face red tho, take a fucking seat, child. How people feel about others' dressing up as their culture is really important. We've heard over and over again from First Nations groups the country over that they don't want to have their regalia - particularly feather headdresses - treated as Halloween costumes. So we should respect that. I don't know what the Japanese are saying about Geishas. But I do know that this has been an issue continually talked about by our Indigenous people of Canada and the stance has been pretty clear on how they feel about these costumes. There are so many cool things to dress up for Halloween, removing Indian Chief from your list ain't hard. Go as a sexy smartcar. Go as Hans Solo Cup. Or a demon clown or avocado or wonderwoman. Whatever.","Clowns are out this year as well, didn't you hear"
$436? split 8 ways . .that's $54.50 FOR ONE MEAL?! Where is this again? lol,It's that McCormick and Schmick's takeout place you always hear about.
"I, for one, welcome the Soulslike clones with open arms and brace myself for potential impalement.",Like Slashy Souls!
For real! I feel really bad for the guy. So lonely:(,Shino for Akatsuki 2016 confirmed.
Courtney giving us fresh tilapia,"This is a drag queen subreddit, not a biological woman subreddit."
Trump tells more lies tho :P,"No no no, Trump doesn't lie, he just invents new truths."
"Already playing goblin rogue, got worgen rogue 1/10.",1/10 for playing Goblin.
"Try doing the dive kick, but instantly.",I tried this tip but I only get it about 30% of the time.
"Why should he accept something that has yet to take place? You should accept this house I'm selling. No need to look at the interior or the foundation. Just trust me, it's kosher.","You can look, it's called poll watching"
tl;dr suicide squad harley will be the sexy halloween costume of choice this year because of all the hype around it. but nobody watched SS because it's a terrible movie.,*None of the people dressed as her watched it and are just appropriating nerd culture.
Ass To Grass Squats OR Parallel Squats -Which is Best?,Quarter squat your way to r/fitness
From what I have read in many groups there is a visceral hatred of soldiers that seems to stem from the hatred of Blair and Bush.,**Baby-killers*
"One god damn line. Half-way through the season and not a single line from Kenny. I would love a kenny centered episode, but I'm willing to settle for just one god damed line from him at this point.I know he's not everyone's favorite character, but he's my favorite. Is it really that hard to give him a single line?",Hey you have the intro every episode.
Crafted those 2 sick chaos ci rings with 10 essences,"Not even diamond rings, vendor."
"So, just IDed this.","Not even 600, fucking trash."
"Represented a client charged with statutory rape who had a large number of...'explanations' for the various evidence in his case that I had to explain would not be a good idea to testify to or argue to the jury: - The KY Jelly you purchased with the kid at WalMart was not for applying to an undiagnosed skin condition on your chest - The hundreds of pages of internet chat logs prior to traveling hundreds of miles to meet the kid, consisting of repeated explicit sexual overtures, emotional manipulation, lies about your age and wealth, and specific plans for how you would remove him from his parents home were not meaningless banter - The fact that you had an active prescription for Viagra does not mean you are asexual - The semen matching your DNA did not find its way into the rectum of the 13 year old boy because of your medical condition that results in leakage and the fact that when you are staying in a hotel room, you do not lift the toilet seat when you urinate, which must have resulted in in the material being deposited on the seat and transferred to the boy when he sat on the seat - You were not the victim, taken advantage of by the hypersexual teenager for whom you were you merely trying to provide innocent emotional support I had to explain all of these things (and others) many times. Im not sure he ever actually believed any of them.",The kind of person who will vote for Trump because the system is so unfair.
"Yeah... I couldn't disagree with this more. It's hockey ULTIMATE team, not scrub factory. If you are filling empty spots on your team with scrubs, you're not exactly doing it right. And there are rewards: coins. You want crappy rewards? Use those coins to buy packs. You'll be very happy.",We have found the EA employee
You know 8 short years later the Clintons trashed the place when they left.,"Ugh so classy, much respect, such honor."
Its periodically sending processing power wirelessly to all of the Titan X's now installed in all Tesla cars.,Very helpful
"Excited but feeling like something is missing... New Mario game, cool. Splatoon port with upgrades, cooler. Open world Zelda on the go? Coolest. Still feel like a certain bounty hunter should've made an appearance. I hope they have some Metroid footage ready to show before this system launches. I don't even care if it's a tech demo, or if it's not coming out in 2017. I'm jonesing.",Ridley is too big for handhelds.
OmniWear - These device can spot where the enemy is at on a 360 degree (Useful for hard of hearing gamers or like anyone who want to use),My byali
"Creeps really don't understand the word shy, do they? When women are assertive and reject their gross advances they call us 'shy'. That isn't being shy, buddy.",Because clearly the only reason these ~females~ wouldn't jump all over their dicks is because they're too shy to admit they really want it
"Remember folks, the 2nd amendment is for taking back your country from democratically elected leaders who you don't agree with",That's why the confederates were allowed to leave the union.
Toronto Police forensics clerk charged with illegally accessing files,Can't wait for this civilian employee of TPS to get the book thrown at them...
"Apparently it really, really sucked.","Of course it sucked, it's name was an acronym afterall, and almost all games fir acronyms for names are doomed to fail right from the very beginning."
777th Day of Destiny On Reset Day(10/25/16) Next Tuesday 10/25/2016 will mark the 777th day since the launch of Destiny. Knowing Bungies love of 777 and generally all things 7 could they have some surprise in store for us? 1 Possible Theory - Once you get all the canisters correct to open up the diamond for the 4th monitors the monitors you read the binary from in the server room change to 777. Maybe this is a sign to do it again next Tuesday.,"Wait a sec, shouldn't all the cool Easter egg shit have happened on day 666 since Activision is really the puppet master behind Bungie?"
There are no skaters at my local skatepark. :(,Then take up scootering
China will be generous because they'll always protect their tributary states.,"North Korea, for example, is swimming in their generosity"
"Hey, that's awesome! Is it digital?",Nah its a canvas
"If I have battlefield 1 premium, can I reset my battlefield 4 stats in Battlelog? Title",If yiu buy Battlefield 4 premium sure.
The safestix? The safestix.,"Easy now, don't need to know their safe word... oh..."
EVIDENCE OBAMA KNEW about Hillary's Server. Obama emailed with Hillary on the leaky server. This email is about how to hide it. Implicates other high level people knowing and LYING about it.,"Oki doki, but what about Donald grabbing pussies?"
Cheez-It will not be renewing their sponsorship agreements with Roush Fenway nor Watkins Glen next year,Cheezitz moving sponsorship to JGR and Matt Kenseth confirmed
Samsung considers LG batteries for Galaxy S8,"Great, now they will bootloop AND catch on fire"
And the brilliance of Obi-Wan. He made the movie for me. More Detective Kenobi!,Hopefully a stand-alone Kenobi film would have plenty of Dexter Jetser!
Why nobody takes baby boomer seriously,"Yes, cause comparing yourselves to ye good ol' days is always a very efficient way of encouraging them to move forward"
Is it a risk for someone with HIV to work in a hospital?,"No, all medical professionals are required to adhere with standard precautions for every patient, and increased precautions for some."
Colorado valley with the most organic farms in the state about to be opened up to heavy gas exploration/fracking. 95% of the areas BLM land to be opened up for development against the will of the residents. Please sign the petition and share this article.,More fracking always leads to good things.
Let him go he was way over rated. Maybe we can get someone younger or faster.,Yeah same with Verlander
"Many ex-Mormons leave the Church, but take the same terrible thinking skills and penchant for logical fallacies and bad arguments they learned as a Mormon and instead of improving them, just use them to attack the Church instead of supporting it, and just like in the Church the other ex-Mormons either don't see it or don't care because it supports their worldview too.",Well that makes sense.
"Yeah this shows up way too often. Finish the game already! Stop adding dinos! Wildcard is too incompetent, the game will launch with tons of things missing including creatures.",At least we got the amazing scorched earth
Explain what you would have done if it were you.,"First he would've done a sweet flip, and then he would've pulled his gun out of his trench coat, shot all of the kids, blown the smoke from the tip of the muzzle, say a pun-liner and then ticker tape parade and awarded the key to the city."
"Eh, I wouldn't say that. It will most likely just be a very high-end port of MK8 with slight changes and new characters and karts (Which in all honesty is a very good thing for a new console).","I'd prefer Mortal Kombat X, but MK8 is alright."
AFC: Bills/Chiefs NFC: Vikings/Cardinals,"Very bold, downvoted for having the wrong opinion."
"Proof of Russia not being behind hacks Does anyone have anything that can prove this? I just feel we should have ammo ready for rebuttal, many keep saying Russia...I just want to disprove the false narrative. Please give a boost so people notice! Thanks everyone and GO TRUMP!","Hillary said that 17 intelligence agencies have confirmed the hacks were by the russians, so it must be true."
"Seriously. And the more of a popular vote margin, the better. With all this rigging talk, America will be much healthier is he loses by a large margin.",That just means the rigging is worse than we thought!
I get to live in the house my dogs own. Sometimes I'm even lucky enough to have a small piece of my bed to sleep on.,Clearly you are a dirty beta male.
So sports center?,That's precisely what I had in mind while writing this post.
"That sucks, we obviously lost the satellite feed...",Obviously..
*gurgles*,Oh Dang!
It was just a bunch of whiny kids canceling their preorders because they don't understand how AI works.,Nuh uh lazy Devs don't want to work on AI.
Because neither work or school are the gym. I go to school wearing skirts/dresses/jeans and put my yoga pants on when I go to my yoga and exercise classes. I am not particularly keen on my students or colleagues seeing the outline of my butt cheeks.,I make sure to wear a top that covers my ass if I wear them and most other women I see wearing them do the same.
"People keep saying these radical feminists are everywhere, and yet I never see or hear from them. Or I guess I don't consider most feminism I see very radical?","You just need to spend more time making fun of them, thats why youre not seeing them."
Vanguard Anal is even catchier,Yea but if anyone wrote a diss on him it may get used
I still can't decide if Joey is actually racist or just incredibly stupid.,"Well, he has black friends so he's obviously not racist."
"Who would you put on your all-disappointment team? Doesn't have to be bad, just disappointing.","Aaron Rodgers, even though he never gets talked about"
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm not prude, and I don't hate trans or crossdressers. I just don't like the film, and don't like the songs. I have a special dislike of The Time Warp.",Whatever transphobe
First Look at Nintendo Switch,Honestly the part I'm most looking forward to are all the hotties I'll be picking up on my layovers.
"I think revoking a license is a much greater deal than people realize. Your career is over. You spent years studying, and it was for nothing. It might even be too late to change careers to any proper earning job. For some people, losing a license to their job could be life changing.","It's probably not that a big deal though, because as part of the giant, worldwide medical conspiracy that covers up that vaccines are actually CHEMICAL POISON, nurses probably have a shit tonne of hush money saved up."
I think hes joking,Forgot to
Study: Just 31 known cases of voter fraud between 2000-2014,"But, but, the fraudsters are so good they never get caught!"
DAE get angrier than they should over grammar mistakes?,then* they should
Munch-kin. oh my god. IM SCREAMING,THIS.
Can we talk about Hyman?? Dude is a powerhouse,Hyman is a fuckin stud
"haha, why yes it is! I'm a freelance videographer/editor",HA CAUGHT YOU
That's from a conspiracy theory in 2008 when 2 black men in an 80 second video was filmed outside a poll place and the crazies went wild. It was nothing but the psycho section of the country made it into something.,"Well, if there's an 80 second video from 8 years ago, we better assume it's a widespread problem."
Hey brothers! Where do you guys get your mods.?,"From modders, duh!"
"Alolan Dugtrio is glorious. As for Alolan Persian, well... no argument there.","It's MasterRace Dugtrio, get it right peasant."
OneCoin is not a Ponzi scheme according to Onecoin Leader Tom McMurrain who served 5 years in prison for loan fraud.,buybuyuby
*She had really big bobs & everything*,i literally cried laughing at avril lavigne
Galaxy S7 Edge! :),Has it exploded yet?
ESA piggyback's NASA discoveries and breakthroughs.,Because NASA have orbited a comet and landed on one before
How to make Pokemon GO GREAT AGAIN???,vote Donald Trump to make Pokemon GO Great again
"Of the 10 largest states categorized by total population, who are the top five HS football states; of the remaining states, who are the respective top three HS football states? For reference, the top 10 largest states by population are CA, TX, FL, NY, IL, PA, OH, GA, NC, and MI (Wikipedia.) I am asking in terms of HS football quality competition wise, *not* HS football talent.",Put my beloved home state of New York at the top!
OMG! Reddit is banning wikileaks posts! WTF?!?!,Nazi Germany USA
"there is so much counterplay to that lol. srsly if you have someone not fast enough to dodge it left or right (because you can see it coming for ages when hes aiming at your feet, or just predict it because its normaly what they do) and even if you cant dodge left or right you still can just jump over it in most cases. Just get fucking better at the game and dont try to change everything that demands some thinking, prediction or reaction.","How does it feel, being a helpful member of the community?"
First Ultimate Scream card leaked.,"Love it, can't wait to buy it!"
I actually always do without problems because it saves me a hell lot of money,Well today's the day you learn boy!
"I hate it when people use those terms. Real Men, Real Women... That aside, my ideal partner considers me an equal and also knows when to stay the hell out of my business. I don't need protecting. I don't need somebody injecting themselves into any confrontation I might come across.",So basically you want a man that will always be there to hold your earrings for you while you cut a bitch?
"Why was I asked to show my ID when I voted yesterday? I went to vote in Carrboro yesterday and there were big signs saying NO ID Required. I went with my brother and we both went up at the same time. He wasn't asked to show his ID, but when I went up to the guy and told him my name and address, he said he had to see mine. Does anybody know what that could be about?",Obviously your skin must be darker than your brother's
Would you play a League of Legends MOBA?,"Dumb idea, Overwatch is dominating the moba gaming market even though it's a fps"
Me? I have had this account for a while now. Where are you getting one day?,Sounds legit..
Inb4 PlayStation exclusive joke,Another PS exclusive!
"Why are paid games allowed to advertise as free-to-play? You would think that the free to play tag would be void of games that require upfront payment, but there is still a lot of games that show up within the tag that aren't free. Also, on a similar note, the best seller category should maybe go by number of times downloaded as opposed to whatever metric there is now.",Do you have an example of a game advertised as F2P where you HAVE to spend money to play it?
"I love the 9-5'ers who find out the SUV they have been driving to work in every day needs $3,000 worth of off road all condition tires",But Saab's SUV was the 9-7x!
"I live in Canada, I walk into the clinic, ask for my pills, they do some minor tests(making sure I'm not pregnant) and send me home with my prescription. I pay 5$ a month for my pills and even have the option to get the generic kind which is free. All of this is free.",Wait I thought it takes years to get a doctor appointment in Canada.
"It isnt supposed to be funny, that's how the story actually is","I really doubt it, everyone on OldFnatic said KrimZ was a neutral guy Perhaps he became emotional after the break up"
10-Year-Old Girl Raped by Stepfather Is Refused an Abortion in Paraguay,This is what Jesus would have wanted!
"First time at USGP, any tips? Huge fan ever since I was young, but have never been to the race. Going to the USGP for the first time (Sat&Sun). Just myself and the girlfriend. (think I have to go to Taylor Swift:/) Any tips? Any fan/driver events I should check out? Thanks!",You should probably go to the race on Sunday!
"Games are bigger now. Most ps3 games didn't go above 20ish gihs, now 50 gigs is becoming the norm, we got the next Cod being 85ish...","Yeah, Gears of War 4 was a 55GB download, then I had to download a 400+MB day 1 patch."
Those who honestly think Canada is ready for 100 million people haven't put much thought into it. Where are these people going to work? Go to school? Get medical treatment? Live? We are struggling with our aging infrastructure as it is. Rapidly increasing immigration would be catastrophic.,"They'll all live in Toronto and Vancouver, of course."
"I'm pretty sure the NFL is rigged OK so I've dropped acid last 2 Thursdays in a row. Not exacting stoner philosophy but I'm there now too. Anyway I've watched the NFL on Twitter these last two weeks and I'm pretty sure, all things considered, this shit is rigged. The way the broadcasters talk and all the hype about it shit if I had that much money in the game I would rig it too.","Can't be rigged, the Bills are 4-2"
"Luxor Hieroglyphics- Hieroglyphics at Luxor, only these certain symbols/pictures or lit up, they change colour, but no other symbols get lit up. Does anyone know what it means / reads??",Parking extra
When your club penguin girlfriend leaves you for minecraftguy3224,Cursed Ark Tower coming soon ^TM
"Not sure what you are expecting from them... The government can't even educate their citizens on why they should be in the EU, let alone run the bloody country...",I bet you don't either without googling some buzzwords.
Fuck. That's a long time.,*Waits to see you banned from reddit for a week for spelling that out...
New New Standard,Really glad I sold my extra Gideons like the day before this announcement
"Any Colts Fans in NY? Hey guys! I am doing a group package for Monday Night Football, December 5th. I know it isn't my Gmen... But the deal is too good to pass up. It will be The New York Jets VS The Indianapolis Colts. When you book as a group you get pre game field access and you save on the tickets. This cannot be purchased anywhere, and this price cannot be beat. It is $121 per person and will be in section 224A Message me if you want to join. We need a group of 20 to make it happen. Let's Go!!!",Any Colts fans in Indy?
"Squirrel, meet habanero",Asshole thing to do to a animal.
this is the truth. Time to move onto NBA,Fuck KD am I rite guys?
Are there people who don't love lasagna?,They're the real terrorists
Interesting to see WWE posting a CM Punk video on their instagram. Mindless speculation but lawsuit drawing to a close perhaps?,CM Punk return confirmed !
it's FAR BEYOND a better game than a yearly repetitive hashed FPS,"Yea, because the DS series is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIFFERENT in each release."
"It specifically says on my profile that I don't like being called names like 'hottie, sweetie, cutie ect' but that doesn't matter. I still get gross messages all the time.","Hey, he's one of those guys who tells it like it is."
Donald Glover Cast as Young Lando Calrissian in Upcoming Han Solo Star Wars Stand-Alone Film,But he's suppose to be play Miles Morales guys!
"hahahahaha what a load of shit, Dybala in 2019: Sorry Juve, im guess im off to join Barca now where i'll inevitably win many La Liga and CLs, i'll have a massive wage and get to play for the best team in the world. What? What do you mean? I'm not doing this for me, i'm making these sacrifices for Juve.",But in 2019 Juventus is the best team in the world.
"They have to shoot the dog now, it's showing signs of aggression",only if it's a pitbull in private hands...
"As a rushed town hall 9, I finally caved in",Yes that will fix being rushed
Update: DDOS attack on Dyn was launched by Mirai-based IoT Botnet,"I work for Dyn, I can tell you we can't confirm a Mirai-based attack (or not) yet."
"Couldn't agree more about Bill being rude to House. It was borderline awkward when he stopped him talking about one of his NFL picks and told him to hurry it up. What the hell is the hurry? They think no one has an attention span, but I doubt that's true. People will invest time if the content is good. The Ringer is too shallow too. I miss the longer form Grantland stuff. I hate this hurry up culture he thinks we're in now.","I think you made a good point, but I got bored and didn't read your second paragraph."
Get off my cage!,That's one big ol pupper
Plenty of wrestlers from Japanese wrestling promotions outside NJPW.,"this doesn't count, don't you know as long as they're Japanese, they're smark approved?"
"They didn't pull any punches and they treated the kids watching, like adults. That's why it's eternal for me.",And somehow most kids knew that dropping an anvil on someone's head or falling off a cliff weren't something that was okay to do in real life.
"Is it ok to like the 2016 LCD3f more than the 2016 LCD4? Am I the only one or did I just get a bad copy? I bought it two days ago ( lightly used) and have been listening to it with a modi multi bit and a magni2uber and a borrowed Jotunheim. Yes, it [the 4] is technically superior. Yes it has better soundstage. Yes the bass is slightly more accurate, but I feel, in my subjective opinion, that the intimate soundstage and better midrange on the 3 just sounds better to my ears. Once I adjust to them both I keep going back to the 3 even though the 4 offers more. The 4 can get a little tizzy/zappy at times and even slightly fatiguing and I hear the slightest bit of suck out in the low treble/high midrange in the 4 while the 3 seems more natural in its roll-off. I'm the type that actually prefers a better, wider soundstage, but there's just something off here to my ears and I want to go back to the 3. The 4 looks better to my eyes though. She's pretty.","No, repent"
"Flash played by Usain Bolt, duh",He's my fancast for Black Racer
You mean zoom?,of course.
"TIL in 1945 an airplane crashed into the Empire State Building, injuring elevator operator Betty Oliver. When rescuers attempted to lower her on an elevator, the cable snapped, plunging her 75 stories down. She survived the fall, and to this day holds the record for longest survived elevator fall.",ELI5 why this building didn't fall but the WTC did?
#ClickBaitShame Of The Week 10.21.2016,Lets give this attention seeking clickbait more attention!
"2,320 applicants for 1 job... China opens recruitment for civil service",Heartwarming to see all these patriots trying to put themselves in positions where they can improve the country.
I destroyed an Ipsilon castle without explosives,Yeah thanks for leaving me out of it Don't gotta be a dick about it
Danielle planning on getting another dog... oh joy.,It's okay she has her CS to pay for Blue Buffalo now
I gave up on trying to help the alliance out way back in vanilla after I would mind control+power word fortitude lowbies only to have most of them attempt to attack me after. Dude you are 30 levels below me I could splatter you on the ground already if I had wanted to.,I'm sure a total noob who was 30 levels behind you had all the idea of what you were doing to them.
"Why aren't Perth Glory's NSL titles recognised in the A-League? Do you think it's because if they do, possible expansion teams like W Wolves could make a similar claim?",Eastern state bias
Who do you think invented bitcoin?,Adam invented hashcash which is Bitcoin already
"Tom Hanks' Simple Analogy Explains Why Trump Shouldn't Be President | If you need a root-canal, do you want a guy who says he'll figure it out or someone with a diploma who's done 6000 of them?",If only we had a candidate who's been president 6000 times.
Is Kremlin cyber warfare behind Moscow GPS quirk sending Uber cars and Pokemon Go players to strange destinations?,The clickbait on that title is fucking impressive.
Do other engines do that? That sounds like an intelligent development.,Hamilton saved a ton of fuel using this technique at Malaysia.
A 2nd Police Station in Indianapolis Targeted By Black Shooter,What a terrible site and how do you know the race of the shooter?
Reason never leads to atheism.,Well there's no arguing with that logic...
Hot girl gets on the bus and you feel the unavoidable urge to masturbate? #N A P K I N S,#F A P K I N S FTFY
I'm sure Pep will be making a 50million pound bid for him. Think about the crazy distribution skills!,Save style traditional though
This comment - you wrote it before I wrote mine? Where?,In response to a comment above.
When does the GOP use violence or property crime against people it disagrees with?,"Duh, the violent and racist Tea Party."
I nominate Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force,How very anti-vegan of you
VVX BRING BACK RELEASE SOL,"Nah, She wasnt balanced, Bring release guan yu, He is balanced :))))."
"I'm actually anti theist but just having sex with random people (women behaving like this in particular) is disgusting. You can get all sorts of illnesses and also it's reckless behaviour. As far as I'm concerned, a womans worth is linked to her abstinence before marriage. Sex should be with someone you love. It's not a joke. It's a moral issue rather than religious.",Your religion of birth didnt influence you at all.
"Was playing BF1 campaign, and saw a place that looked rather familiar...",Cross-franchise Mega EE confirmed
"The key is don't make a real deck and try to win, full a deck with cheap class cards, dump your hand and surrender. Not in ranked obviously.",Good suggestion for people that hate playing the game
P4P worst public speaker,8 minute compilation of cringe
And he just keeps doubling down on this.,The smart people double down with a 16 against a 10 showing.
"Basically, he outed himself as a psychopath who doesn't understand why murder is wrong.","It's just locker room talk, everyone does it."
this sub has ironic memes: I thought it was a joke,Well you need to start taking things more seriously then!
"When I was a practicing lawyer I had the wonderful experience one afternoon of making a real asshole (much like Trump) literally sweat through a three-piece suit during his deposition. When he stood up the posh tan leather chair in his lawyer's conference room was soaked with it, both cushion and seat back. Take that you asshole! They settled three days later.","and you were just practicing, imagine it had been for real!"
"Anyone available to host? Just arrived from New Orleans, in the airport lobby and looking for a host til Monday. I'm taking the certified sommelier exam Monday. Is this a weird place to post this? I would be more than happy to buy drinks and/or check out that free movie + wine tonight.",Sounds legit.
No you're about to be deleted. This is vote manipulation.,This is Rigged
Milan vs Juventus,OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Is it me or are the sniper standards rising recently?,Thanks a lot kephrii...
I have never been so happy in my life.,Your life might be sad :C
Draymond yet again attempting another nut kick,Natural shooting motion
"have this great scouting report, should i sign him?","I don't see any problem with this report,he is clearly telling you that player doesn't exist."
"You're going at it all wrong... You have to angrily call in and yell. Also, express your need to speak to their supervisor in order to repeat what you had said earlier. Then ask for 4 SSDs.",You dropped this
"The Reaper got the same name as me, and the number 1 shaman arena player in NA is also called NightKnight. I thought i picked an original name..",It's apparently a suggested name by bnet.
FACE,THIS MONKEY IS A FUCKING DISGRACE.
"I thought his fault was being born as the wrong race and chose the wrong religion. Wow, this sounds so edgy.",his fault was being born as human......or maybe Indonesian : /
We just had a news story yesterday where the dad who *raped* his own daughter got like no jail time because he needs to be there for his sons,But double standards exists and feminisms is bad m'kay.
"Like the nothing your athletic department has ever won? Or maybe your school's disastrous academics? Nah, just keep doing press releases about how good you are at video games.",Do you really want to compare football trophy cases?
Just bought my favorite game of all time tied with Kh2,"Lucky for you that you didn't decide to emulate TTYD, because if you do I'ma gonna have ta chop ya up and feed ya to deh Nibbles."
"Smoke weed, it dilates blood vessels systemically.",Looking forward to the day cig side effects are a reason I can get an MM script.
Agreed! She's just honest and boring. What more could you want from a president? She's probably one of the most honest and transparent candidates in our time for that matter.,Forgot the
Cat chilling on a subwoofer,I found some pills and I [ate them]
Do you think Hillary had anal in the White House? That alone disqualifies her from office.,...Thank you for putting that image in my head.
"I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.","Don't worry guys, he will totally keep his word about Supreme Court picks"
Because she's a woman.,dropped the
Why is he talking like a black person? Does he talk like that in real life?,inb4 misappropriating black culture
if your that close to an object and you want to stand up and 'headshot' your probably just going to shoot the object in front of you instead... back up just a click or two..,"Back up a click or two, that's pretty far don't you think?"
Maybe even trillions.,but how can there be trillions if there are only 7 ppl on earth
Inb4 Veggie Esports become a legitimate team that qualifies to a Major,Yeah that's likely to happen
"I got 138 on an IQ test when I was like 10 and then I'd get less and less every time after, so I stopped doing them because I thought it'd just keep getting lower every time and I'd rather leave it on a high and pretend I'm smart. In reality I'm thick as balls",Whose balls?
"When women are blatantly discriminatory and sexist it's ok, even encouraged. Utter bullshit",It's completely fair because men have been doing it for millennia
Genocide: Christian Population in Iraq Drops by 80% in Just Over a Decade - aided and abetted by Obama and Hillary.,Genocide doesn't count if it's against Christians
"Because since Ponta Viorel Victor left office everything in this country went to shit. Thanks, Soros!",you forgot the
"It depends, these heaps of shit are probably still using resistive touchscreens, so there is some calibration involved there. But if they keep fucking that up so badly, why not have ATM style input, a few rows of buttons on either side of the display corresponding to an option onscreen?",What would be the point of all that Soros funding then?
Actually I'm in day 105 of Nofap,I hear that's great for your prostate
Actually friends in quotations would be friends Just sayin,"Funny, but probably should have put an"
"Clinton Vaults to a Double-Digit Lead, Boosted by Broad Disapproval of Trump (Poll)","But... but crowd sizes, shit polls, ashamed voters and podesta emails."
"Ibrahimovic is 498 mins without a League goal, his worst run since Sept-Oct 2006",Hardest league in the world la
Superdad and his robins sketch I did,What about Supes black half brother Val-Zod
"She is literally a model in a beauty competition, wtf do you expect? You all look beautiful! You all win!","Yes, that's exactly what he was saying."
It seems like there is value to BootGuard despite what r/linux keeps telling me.,"Well, without it you might get infected by a firmware rootkit, but at least your PC will still be *free*!"
A woman who has sucked 5000 dicks is now lecturing Trump on moral behaviour.,stop slut-shaming
Nope. That's all of Western Europe. Eastern Europe like Poland or Hungary aren't fooled by this nonsense.,"True,true."
Bengals just had an amazing Hail Mary catch. Maybe we won't have to see the packers Hail Mary in general promos anymore....,What Hail Mary?
They only have the classiest of Moderators over at r/The_Donald,Such a burn!
I don't think cowards should be cops.,Yea cops should only use their weapons after they have been shot multiple times!
"Si un ladron le va a robar la cartera a una mujer y cuando se resiste le pega un tiro a ella y al marido, consideras que es femicidio?",Obviamente porque el ladron no le intento robar al hombre dando a entender que la mujer era mas facil y por lo tanto inferior
I can't tell if joking or serious. Sarcasm is a bitch to convey through text.,This is exactly why you're supposed to use
Philadelphia Eagles (4-2) vs Minnesota Vikings (5-1) Classic Eagles.,It's just the Vikings guys.
"Humans write with pencils made out of wood, on paper made out of wood, on top of tables made out of wood, while sitting on chairs made out of wood all at the same time.","Excuse you my tables plastic, not everyone can afford wooden takes, check your privledge."
How to fund with 100 bill as a DB As title says.,seems legit
"Been gone for quite some time, what happened to the 'Super EE'? Before I left there was talk about this everywhere with thereal_df providing clues or something but now I can't seem to find anything on it, what happened? Could someone sum it up for me please? Thanks",At this point I really wouldn't care if DF just told us everything he knows and gave us all the steps to finding what we need
Kimi was doing great until his team fucked up his race.,I think you'll find Kimi clearly fucked himself by joining Ferrari.
It goes to another joke. That has the same punchline.,im blind too hope u dont notice that i can type perfectly fine
"It's one of those posts that gets top billing to the monthly 'what is the most bizarre question a man has ever asked here' question. But no, generally when you imply a group of people are indeed not people, they tend not to take it well.",You clearly didn't understand what he was asking...
"8th grade: You're only allowed to use your locker at designated times during the day, not when you need a book. 9-12th grade: No scarves, because you could hide a gun in them. Logic. No clothing with a logo larger than 3 inches.",Well at least the logo rule well help prevent gang violence and it's definitely not a power trip rule!
"Hello, I need 86 karma I'll reach 1k with that. Btw according to ads in my [reddit](http://www.reddit.com) page dolphins have some kinda conspiracy going on",Now you need 87.
So the whitewashing begins.,Oh yes the people on this thread have a problem with the white race in its entirety
Id imagine it's not real barbed wire.,Forgot to add the
Greenwald: Every mass leak proves that the institutions and people you already adored are even better & more noble than you thought! It's so lucky.,I think he forgot
What has been discontinued that you want brought back?,Lemon jolly ranchers
He lets them talk. Then he edits it so that what the video shows resembles very little of what they said. Then he hires some costumed actors and splices in video of them so that the situation doesn't even resemble the original.,"Mhmm, thats what millions of people saw."
Hairy prolapsed anus (NSFW) | Oddly shaped kiwi fruit,Which one did I get
It gave me anxiety just watching it.,Im sorry I cant talk to you unless you have at least 2000 karma
iphone 7. can confirm. evolving with lucky eggs is a pain in the ass now.,So glad they shaved off those 3 seconds of the evolve animation!
My guitar cover of the end credits theme,Sounds great!
Best items to buy from the Blood of Sargeras Vendor,I'm calling bullshit: At 2:30 in the video you claim to be making money via engineering; *everybody* knows that engineering is useless in Legion and you can't make money off it.
"'You caused your son great harm by insisting on raising him as a girl': Boy, seven, is sent to live with father after his mother raised him as her daughter",But what does this have to do with Clinton
"Wait how long has it been like this, I always bought it as frontline. Has it always been broken?","For as long as I've played, so at least a couple of weeks."
My small collection of stickers through the ages!,Filthy casual not even custom
Top U.S. diplomat to meet Philippine foreign minister amid 'separation' issue,I pity the sorry bloke that has to deal with the flak that his boss invites by running his mouth.
"Except the log books, do you remember what was the other books ?","some legend books: Whitebeard, Boa and I believe Rayleigh and Sengoku, but very low drop rate early rare recruit skill books: supernovas, whitebeard commanders part 1, other early straw hat skill books (Story mode, G3, Streaming wolf Zoro etc) As you can see, most of them are bad."
Wait that article compared Harold fucking Ramis to Paul Feig. Yikes.,Look at any footage of Paul feig and tell me he isn't goddamned hilarious
"It's illuminating to the nature of the film industry. It's all who you know, not what you know.","Yes, that's why I try to consume media with as few Jewish people involved as possible."
"Giving someone a gun doesn't force them to fire it. It's a choice. The kids weren't forced to gamble, just exposed to it. Now, here's the stinger, should parents let their kids play these games...","Yeah that's why we should sell kids alcohol, just because we give them the ability to drink doesn't mean I'm putting the bottle to their lips."
Vettel says VSC cost him podium chance,"Sorry Seb, It was Max his intention to only ruin Daniel's race by parking where he did"
"Disney veteran taking a friend for the first time, how do I make his experience the best it can be? I've been to Disney every year since I was 3, 16 now. I'm taking my friend who has never been before and I'm worried he might not like the parks as he didn't grow up with them like I did, what can I do to make sure he has a good time?",Be sure to watch them constantly to see how they react to things.
There's no such thing as too much kebab!,Could have sworn you were Swedish for a minute there
"women in Chicago being arrested for wearing one piece bathing suits, without the required leg coverings. 1922",But people are more uptight and easily offended in today's society!
What happened to the good ol' bar graph?,"The point of graphs is not so you understand the data, but for the data to look pretty."
A very common one is smashing hamburgers flat as they cook while also flipping them over and over countless times.,"But if it's not sizzling, you're not doing it right!"
Which is beyond easy in Simic colors.,knew i should've added a
"When will free calls become a reality in SA I saw that Gmail offers free phone calls to US and Canadian landlines. This comes in handy for me when I need to phone Paypal or Ebay. I think we have at least reached a stage where we are getting there. If you use the Yellow Pages site, you can phone many businesses in the country free of charge. Do you think we will ever reach a stage where free landline calls will be offered just like how Gmail offers it to US and Canadian landlines?",Why do South Africans always want things for free
But that would be 5!,"Don't be ridiculous, you can't unlock 120 achievements like that."
"Apparently a 107 IQ is chart-topping, and building a PC means that you are very smart. I learn things every day from this guy.",But OP you still can't build a PC so joke's on you
"Can't be a gaming mouse, it's not right handed.",buttons on left side must be for left handed
"yeah but he is clearly reveling in it. Even at Rick's most sadistic, he didn't outwardly enjoy himself. Killing = joy for Negan, Rick does it for revenge and anger, but never for the pleasure of it.","Yeah, he took no joy in killing the leftover termites at all."
Cara Delevingne,that mustache is super hot!
Hahaha yeah maybe so. That would kind of ruin the moment for a tv show.,"needs more realism, bring in the brown pants"
You sri lankan?,"Sorry, should have added"
That Rikku Cosplay Though,updoot because gril
Brb calling a cop and tell them she raped me. She'll be in jail for a while. Good thing I dont need evidence,No it doesn't work the other way round because vaginas
[Question that is clearly explained in the rules on the website]? Notable mentions: - How does autosub work? - When is the deadline for the first wildcard? - Can you have more than 2 free transfers?,What rules on the website?
Fuck rapists and their sympathizers. This woman is fucking brave,Very brave position your taking there.
"That doesn't apply to all people, but personally, I keep a going list in my mind of all the girls I've been with, all the great time we had, the situations that brought us together, the could have beens, the why-it-should-not have beens, the good times and the bad; all the lessons learned. I'd like to think it's a positive thing to involve oneself in. On the other end, a close friend of mine admitted she never gave a second thought to who she had been with. They're just people I fucked as I recall her saying. She claimed she didn't know her count, nor could she be bothered to remember all their names. I think it really comes down to you at an individual level and the kind of person you are as to the lasting effect of sexual interactions with other people. But to be clear, for most, each encounter leaves you a slightly different person, whether you're aware of it or not.",That sounds like an amasing woman
"Agreed, fuck mana","Slash should just do away with mana, we already ruined the integrity of the game with maphacks and no drop"
"Trump on porn actress who accused him of misconduct: 'Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before'",BUT HE'S PRO-LIFE!
Being anything less than professional while in uniform is essentially against the Uniformed Code of Military Justice or subject to non judicial punishment at your Commanding Officer's discretion.,because that is so important to protecting the country
Yes,defininetly
where is that slash call,"a slash only counts on whole sticks, not broken ones"
"Trump on porn actress who accused him of misconduct: 'Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before'","Shes just an object anyway, whats the big deal?"
"Alright faggot's, my niece turns 1 in a few months. Need some help. While everyone is buying her shitty outfits that she outgrows in a year, I want to buy her something she will be thankful for in 20 years. Give me a blue chip/yolo/index that will be thriving and around in 20 years. I've thought about giving her some $FAG but I do not have faith in them. Remember she has at least 17 years till she can realize gains.",UVXY
There is a petition for Bob Eucker to replace Joe Buck for the World Series,Can we modify the petition to have him replace Joe Buck forever?
Read that as the teacher announcing that she was doing k. That probably wouldn't gone over as well.,"Well, how else is she supposed to make it through the day?"
Brave prisoners.,yeah the holocaust is hilarious haha
And it's okay to grab a woman's arm because....,"Corey Lewendowski showed it is OK, because he was never charged."
"If the recruitment of Spinners players doesn't go as planned, this would be an incredibly frustrating season for someone that good. Hopefully that signing bonus is enough to keep him happy.",The article made the signing bonus sound somewhat significant.
If you get stuck with support Just pick janna or soraka and just keep your adc alive. Don't try to hard carry as a support your adc most of the time is able to just do his job when he is alive,"Nah man, I've gotta play that Support Fortune"
An AMA spoiler: it's on the list/would be cool to have/no plans currently but who knows,And here I was thinking I'd have to get up at 5am for this.
God that is so fucked up. Imagine losing your child in such a horrible way and then having assholes act like you're lying about. That must be one of the most frustrating and depressing feelings in the world.,"But the parents didn't care, remember that 2 second clip of one of the adults smiling that proved it?"
"Since Amonkhet is only 6 months away, I decided to make a cycle of Legendary Egyptian God creatures with very flavorful effects","Not Exodia, Obelisk, of Slifer, 0/10"
"I think there's something in the Australian psyche that celebrates defiant acts like this. I don't want to encourage people to risk their lives and get on boats, nor encourage despicable human trafficking, but I understand they must think their lives are already at risk to even embark on that journey. Maybe we should celebrate people who have the spirit to do that - certainly shows more guts that current crop of politicians. Most of the people on Manus and Nauru have been found to be refugees - ie. by australias own reckoning they had legitimate reason to flee their homeland, they are not criminals. I understand there is a lot of fear that immigrants will take over our country, take jobs, rape our women, enforce sharia ... but I suggest to you that these fears are mainly irrational, and can be mitigated against [ we still have issue of homegrown terror to deal with, and immigrants will add only a negligible number to that and can be dealt with in the same way - keeping immigrants out does not solve the current problems we have - economic, social, inequality, terror, religious freedom. Take housing .. we literally have houses sitting empty while people sleep on the street, more or less immigrants will make no difference to that issue ]","But but look at the smoking pile of ruin formerly known as Germany, there isn't one woman there that's been unraped"
I'm just going to say what a lot of us are thinking.. Morgan is very bad for Alex's game.,but it's an unfair twist!
"Whale comes up for air Whew, almost drowned there!",Whales can totally drown man
I don't wear pants.,and here i thought it was a brown leather seat
BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY!,BUT BURNY SANDERS DID NOTHING WRONG!
I'm feeling a little Orwellian.,there's no way you're nearly two millenia old.
You've been fined by 'Fine Brothers Entertainment',Is that why they're called that?
You don't seem to get that the only way to perfectly balance it is to only have 1 class with 1 dps 1 heal and 1 tank specs.,But as a healer I should have been able to deal the same damage as a dpser.
"What, that you haven't found the right person? Meaning *man*? Christ almighty, here we are in the 21st century and for millions of people it's still early in the industrial revolution.",Lesbians just need to find their Ben Affleck.
"Such is life, eh?",Photoshop them out.
Oaks' council on love and inclusion towards gay family members,He seems nice.
Return to Suicide House? Who here thinks we will get a new monster mash this coming Monday? I'm ready for some creepies.,My favorite episode every year!
"It actually got hotfixed on Monday. I got it and I'm in EU, so no 7.1 yet.","Ah, that explains why I couldn't find the new quests in Dalaran :P I just assumed the patch had hit overnight."
The raid chest piece is really handy on hard mode. It really shines during the Vosik fight.,which has everything to do with how that Titan's raid armor looks.
My siblings always take it out on my twin when they have boy trouble.,"Gee, I wonder why your sisters are having so much boy trouble."
"It's really hilarious that the media/public narrative on Kellyanne has been she's the sane and professional adult frustratedly trying to wrangle cooky old Trump. No......this is the lady behind Newt Gingrich's 2012 run, and then Mike Pence, Steve King and most recently Ted Cruz right before he lost to Trump. Some of the most extreme figures in the modern Republican party. She also literally ran the super PAC that became Defeat Crooked Hillary PAC. There's this silly idea out there that anything sane and measured that Trump says on policy can be credited to Conway, while anything insane and/or racist comes from Steve Bannon or Trump himself. All the evidence is there that Conway herself is the source of so much of the ugly far-right rhetoric that has shaped Trump's campaign.","But she's blonde and comely and doesn't look like a toad like Stone or Ailes do, she couldn't possibly be evil!"
"The improved touch latency in Android 7.1.1 is really noticeable. Nice job, Android team! I've been using the 7.1.1 update on my Nexus 6P for a while now, and I still keep noticing the improved touch response every time I use the phone. It really is a significant improvement, and I think everyone will notice it right away when they start using 7.1.1. That's really all I have to say about it. I wanted to bring attention to this nice improvement that isn't often mentioned in discussions about the latest version of Nougat. I'd be interested to know exactly how they accomplished the reduction in input latency.","in next months dev release, they'll make it a pixel feature"
No question. But it's hard to judge how freaked you'd be without a gauge of how heavy those should be. 50#? 100#? 200#? I honestly have no idea.,Why the fuck are you using a hashtag after the number
"I didn't complain that it's made easy, I remarked that I have to specifically do a dungeon on a level that is no challenge and will reward me with nothing other than the quest, when I also could have done that exact same dungeon on a level that is both challenging and rewarding. In the big picture though, I wasn't even being serious and I enjoy the fact that people love villainising so much that they took my post seriously and voted it to -21.",Sarcasm is easily detected through text.
I made no value judgments on what preference was better. People are allowed to choose what work/life tradeoff is best for them.,It isn't a choice but a requirement when the minimum wage does not allow you to support yourself after 40 hours at work.
Never !,Because real gamers don't work duh!
at the moment i would say mesut ozil,But he is German
Because you're a Raiders fan,Here I'll put this here for you:
We all know the money is just going to go to the plutocrats. Seriously don't fool yourself we will see no cost savings. We will see the power elite have even more resources while we take a huge hit.,Yeah because cutting sales price to increase sales and increase revenue isnt a common business practice at all
"No new achievements in DLC Seriously From what the heck? The only reason I play video games is to show off my achievements to my life-partner. Please fix this soon, game is literally unplayable!",You forgot
"It's too flukey to actually be a consistent game despite what we try to make it. Some deeper settings (like PPR, dropping kickers/D, and auction based selection) can even out the randomness of the game but in the end, it just isn't a game that can be won based on skill alone. Luck plays much too great of a role in the outcome of the season. That all said, it's fun as hell.",It's a good thing I have Luck then
I doubt it. There could potentially be some awkward interactions where Talon could get trapped inside a wall.,"Stops bard tunnel tho, I'm guessing they would be coded the same or similar"
"Not getting any search results for Lostprophets I tried contacting Support on Twitter, and they didn't understand the problem that the band's name was censored out of search results.",Get better taste in music.
Showerthought: Mormon Church stopped polygamy less than five years before the last time the Cubs won the World Series.,"That's when they coined the phrase, If there's grass on the field let's play ball."
Should we pursue Romo? He's got a couple good years left and looks to be done in Dallas,Because this is a championship team that is only missing a QB as its final piece to make a Superbowl run in the next 2 years?
"Hi, there is currently issues with running the launcher on non-c:/ drives that causes this error, for the time being please run the launcher from the c:/ drive.",Thanks.
Did Lebron just say anyone who's not from Cleveland should die?,lol...naaaaaaaaa
"A lot of us write y'all, though.",Yes however we retain a modicum of culture
There's also a box outside one of the train station barriers that has a barcode on it. Which is odd because during this time period this type of barcode wasn't invented yet.,temporal displacement
@dadselfie is the most reliable of sources,But he broke the Bradford/Foles trade!
"Thanks for the feedback! But I won't mind if you rewrite my team lol, I just wanna make Azelf work",Okay give me a day or something and I'll try to figure it out :)
Shhh don't ruin the surprise,Also don't forget to put on skate guards before you hit the ice
My MIL is pissed that her younger brother didn't specifically call her to tell her he had his third kid. While still in the hospital. He didn't call their mother either.,"Geez, bro, it's not like *you* were squeezing the baby out, you had plenty of time to call!"
"I shamelessly lifted the name from Darren Haynes, Flames From 80 Feet, on Facebook.","I commented 'dangle-land' on the post game thread before he posted that to facebook, so I'm just going to go ahead and take credit for everything here."
We need to talk about how this game breaks the Xbox Home button Please. It's so annoying having my Xbox turn off all the time because the Turn Console / Controller Off menu pops up randomly. Also can hardly ever go to the Home page or bring up the side-bar.,How many more of these posts are you going to make?
WHY. WON'T. REDDIT. LET. ME. GIVE. YOU. MORE. THAN. ONE. UPVOTE?!?!,Write an amendment to the voting function and add it to the next branch update
The fact she said that and the fact that Summers body was never found really makes me think there is chance we will see Summer this volume,"oh boy, I can't wait for that amazing piece of writing to occur!"
How about all of the above?,"Yea, throw someone in a concentration camp for drug possession, sounds fair to me."
Username doesn't check out. Have you met my friend *latency?*,ping is like download speed higher=faster
Or just ignore idiots trying to get attention.,"Yeah, that's always worked out so well."
I've linked several articles in this thread. Take your pick.,Rigged!
alternative to stairs on a space elevator?,"You don't need stairs in space anyway, you just float right up the elevator shaft"
"Absolutely not true. At will employment means that there is no LEGAL bar to firing someone, as in, nothing statutory. But if you have a contract, or are otherwise led to believe that your job is secure to an extent, then you have a contractual remedy. Example: Joe gets fired because he's black. The law says that's not allowed, and the employer gets into legal trouble for violating the law, extra fines on top of contractual damages. Example 2: Joe gets fired because he wore a black shirt. Company handbook insists that employees wear black shirts. Joe (in most states) can sue for wrongful termination and recover contractual damages. In other words, you were complying with company policy. I assume there's an employee handbook that has that in it. In most states, employees handbook is construed to be a contract between employees and employers. As an attorney: talk to an attorney.","But at-will is included as a provision in employment contracts, so there's no contractual remedy available to OP or anyone in similar circumstances."
Shouldn't admitting you know 100 rapists but won't release their names because you are protecting them ITSELF be a crime?,Not when you're protecting true PATRIOTS from a lie-based defamation campaign led by people who want to destroy the nation.
Eminem - The Warning (Mariah Carey Diss),I love this every time I hear it.
Game Thread: Union Berlin (DFB Pokal),"Ramos is on the pitch, just noticed."
"Gamers of reddit, what is the best DLC of all time?",Oblivion's horse armor DLC
"Australia falling behind in gender pay gap, women's safety and incarceration rates (OECD)","Well, it's good to see that we are quickly closing the incarceration gap."
Their country.,Should've added an
"Except you aren't *making* money, you are redistributing it to a few protected corporations and government. While I am in favor of marijuana legalization, I am not voting for it and urge everyone to do the same. Regulating control to a few crony corporations and taxing it at a higher rate is exactly the type of thing we *don't want more of* in a country with a growing wealth inequality problem.",Yea better to throw people in jail for possessing a small amount of bud.
"Yes, this. If it's not water, replace it. If it's freaking COFFEE replace it. And please tell me Uncle read her the riot act?!?!","Don't forget soda, caffeine can age you so badly don't you know?"
he'd have 0 gp cause banned for rwt,"They wont perm ban for buying, only selling"
"The Cubs are going to win the World Series, and the Donald is going to win the White House. Who'd a thunk it?",Nate Silver
I always wonder how those people aren't gay. Because he chose to spend his life with a WOMAN...what the hell did he think he was getting into? I'll never understand it. Women are awful and inferior...but I'll tie myself to one. Wut ?,Well obviously women are stupid if one of them chose him.
Thanks for the warning!,"Oh, well I was planning on ramming this van but since it is full of churchy types, I'll be much more careful."
"Got a buildstore account, fixed it up","Fair enough, I don't really fancy paying $10.00 for something that should be free"
Let's see now how many of them face any serious punishment.,"Idk, maybe Israel should throw them a parade like the moderate Palestinian Authority would."
"smart and humble? by goodness, I dare say any man would be honored to have you lay rail on his daughter--within or outside the bonds of matrimony. my only regret is that i have not any daughter for you to plow","I have flesglight to do the deed, thank you"
Idc what you love. You began the downvote shit so don't cry to me.,"Definitely crying, don't know why I thought you had a poor grasp on reading."
Magic underwear are the full-body long johns that Mormons wear.,TIL mormons don't wear shorts or short sleeves
"Innocent taxpayers to pay $100,000 whether they like it or not*",It's the price we pay to live in a civilized society.
Sucks,"I thought it was great until you said something, now I just don't know anymore"
It's stupid and immature shit like this that make people vote for Donald Trump.,"IDK man, this make me want to vote HRC."
Humans now turn blue for 24 hours after an orgasm. How does society change?,The song I'm blue by Eiffel 65 would take on a whole new meaning
how about when someone is cheating bro. think about that,yeah i remember that last game where an obvious cheater played solo and the whole team actually kicked him instead of taking a free win
"FVR is older, even Enrile from the stone age-- both have better decorum and diplomacy skills than him. It's not an age thing, it's a brain thing.","I dunno, both FVR and JPE were born and raised in the north."
STD rates in California are the highest they've been in 25 years - LA Times,Damn conservatives slashing sex ed from schools is what it is
Trump: I'll Teach Military Expert 'a Couple of Things' About Mosul,We are so fortunate to have Trump fighting through those painful bone spurs (which forced him to defer military service) lecture the former dean of the Army War College about military strategy.
"Yes, they did, there was a little spot on one of my canine teeth. The thing that got mixed up was the left vs. right side. I don't know the appropriate numbers but I think it was something like she couldn't tell if it was 6 or 11?",that's what you get for having a perfectly symmetrical mouth!
"It's damaged, look at the cracking @ the back",Why do you think it's only 30...
"So they want to segregate white people away from them. The victim complex is insane. I'll take the damn downvotes but all these movements, it feels like they take some legit issues, blame all their failures on that as if them not being wealthy billionaires is because of reasons they cant control, but its only them and not 99% of other white people as well, and go crazy. Like, do they realize we all have a common enemy? I'm a white guy, I've been judged, i've had to work for everything. The 1% don't care about me either. Is the solution to say 1% of a race are loud idiots, so we must treat 100% as if they are the same? Do they not see the hypocrisy? Like I know it's not all black people as the ones I know generally try and support he issues they bring up while acknowledging they are doing more harm than good. These are literally just racists. It seems to be a growing trend too. As a white man, I can't walk down the street without catching SOMETHING from wither a feminist or BLM. Just me existing is doing something wrong. It's fucking ridiculous.",How do you reach equality if you aren't making the formerly dominant group go through the same struggles that ~~you~~ your ancestors went through?
"Ffs valve, just change it to a penguin already, are you not seeing this?",I wonder why the didn't use a penguin in the first place.
I also meant horses with vehicles ;p,"Yeah, horses inside Sherman Tanks would be awesome"
"You might want to look into cards like [[Collective Effort]], [[Durable Handicraft]], [[Earthen Arms]], [[Hunt the Weak]], anything with support etc... I am not sure it will be a super competitive deck, but that certainly shouldn't stop you from playing it.","Hmm I like that but my build was more of a fabricate servos, [[master trinketeer]], then have them all swing for 5"
"Welp, I better campaign for her even more now! -Obama",Putting our tax dollars to great use!
53 runs for 3 outs.,You'd think they'd bring in another hurler from the bullpen at some point.
They moved to the cafeteria in Rick Hansen,Don't tell me they replaced those delicious fries!
Tolarent left!,I think the misspelling adds credibility and sting to your comment.
I don't see this toxicity shit in Champion ranks. If I'm fucking up my teammate is usually silent. Rarely get the sarcastic quick chat even rarer to get flamed. It's not a common experience.,boost me to champion so we can play doubles and i can shit talk you :)
what does that even mean to play it too safe mechanically?,"No ground pound, no jetpack boosts, no superhero abilities..."
"here comes the rein train (first post on any subreddit, be gentle)",The great Eichenwalde civil war.
DAE think cod is literally hitler?,"Difference is, Hitler had the right idea"
Amazing hit which ended up in the bin,Hole in one!
That's what she said! *Wink wink winky wink*,And this is why no one liked Perkins.
"Especially if those people are your parents. I can't understand how so many people continue to talk to parents that are manipulative, narcissistic, horrible people... Just because they're Mom and Dad.",That's your parent tho
Austin Aries' eye swollen shut after last night's NXT event,"That Nakamura kid doesn't know how to work, should stay down in NXT indefinitely."
"There are 22 items, so if each individual item is optional there are 2^22 combinations, i.e. 4,194,304 (that includes the options of having nothing at all or a bit of everything.). If you pick exactly one thing from each section then it's 3 * 3 * 4 * 6 * 6 = 1,296 combinations.",But did you multiple it by all the possible names (Step 3)?
"Veterans Affairs. It's the government agency designed to protect us from thieves, GI Bill assistance, vocational rehabilitation and it's a network designed to assist veterans transitioning back to civilian life. They also provide medical services. It's not without its flaws, but it's better than doing this alone.",Why would you need to be protected from vocational rehabilitation?
I was a 176 class chubby sophomore and I was the second-heaviest on the team after Doug the 215 class brick shithouse senior. I sparred with Doug in practice and he just beat the shit out of me every day.,It's only 40 lbs bro
Please watch this,You can't tell me what to do.
"realistically if they paid the top 1000 app makers to create tizen versions, the average consumer might not know the difference. most don't know that galaxy phones run android anyway.",Yes because that worked for Microsoft
There is no way it is in order. You're tell me Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens beats out literally everything that comes after it? IN NO UNIVERSE does it have anything on any of those #20-25,you forgot this:
Couturier is irresponsible at times this season.,You forgot the
"What if we're overthinking Booty Club? What if Booty Club is actually just a club that Malay has decided to open, full of booty?",What if we need to shut the fuck up and enjoy this?
They're just going to assume you made this post..,Yeah I never believe what my friends tell me
You have to be really dumb if you can't figure out 'i' to insert text and Esc to to get out of it and :wq to save and quit.,Because that's how every other text editor works
"Medicine isn't coming soon enough, We need to solicit and bug people. Spread hashtags like #cannabis4medicine and spread correct information on the medical usage and how soldiers are committing suicide and kids are suffering with seizures because it's illegal. Do this on Youtube comments, facebook, twitter, etc. We have to go strong. People don't realize how much suffering is going on that can be stopped. Let's spam the fucking internet as protest.",Agreed
Going on a cleanse. Your body does that already. It's called your kidneys.,"If you want a real colon cleanse though, sugar free Haribo bears will clean your intestines."
Maxed out MacBook Pro in Canada.,Just a semester of tuition at college
I'm an expert on knee surgeries as of this morning and he's done for the season,10-4 over and out
"Jesus, dude. All I did was get a little pedantic on your ass. No need to call me a fucking idiot. Relax.",Pedantic fucking idiot.
"let me just put this pumpkin on my head, WCGW?",So...did she die?
"What pisses me off the most is non-Tesla car owners breathing Elon Musk's precious oxygen on Earth. I mean, those people are not worth living on this planet and they should be executed.","I ride a bicycle to and from work, quit breathing muh oxygens Tesla owner!"
Trump raised $0 for RNC in October,But he earned that money out of his own pocket unlike crooked Hilary
"Hillary, Barack and Bill are some of the most down-to-earth people to have run for the position. Ann Richards had the measure of Shrubya - there's a candidate that felt entitled to the seat if there ever was one [eh, until Trump came along and dwarfed that, but w/e.] Like the last two Dem Presidents were the literal definitions of blue-collar backgrounds, grassroots organisers, understanding the challenges faced by middle-class people and from humble backgrounds ... HRC is much the same.",Yea but she doesn't have a smile on her face 24/7 so she's unlikeable.
"24M, dating the same girl for 6 years. Scared to leave but falling for someone else?",Thanks for being open and honest with us
The average Russian learning English as a foreign language is going to look at your comment and think that you are calling them shit,"Am Russian, can confirm"
Better that than kidnap and butchered,Arrest: it's what young people deserve for daring to hang out with their friends or walk around at night.
"yeah, but it's white nationalist symbol",like pepe?
"In fairness, Messi had a legitimate genetic disorder, so it's not like they're pumping everyone at La Masia full of hormones.",Nah they're fucking dopers the lot of them.
"I shouldn't even have to ask this, but do her votes get taken away?",No way to know who she voted for
"So she'll be like Obama and make war, divide the nation and over all be really ineffective.",The one thin I hate about Barry Obame is that he started a bunch of wars...
She's terrible.,\#shebelongs
Yeah! That's why I choose to be single.. yup. I'm so happy :'),This is a choice I have made and am happy with
"I was thinking that after everyone I know switched from Hillary to Trump, but I might follow them now too. Yesterday I heard she has corruption ties to Russia. It just seems like scandal after scandal with her.","Unlike Trump, who has absolutely zero ties to Russia"
"EVERYONE should watch **The 13th** on Netflix. FUCK anyone in here saying oh but breh you are a criminal... People go to jail for possession of marijuana by more than every other crime combined, and it is in our constitution that you can now be considered a *bonafide* slave once convicted. I guess it is a side benefit of the War on Drugs scam (free labor from actual human slaves in 2016 America), that the oligarchs, the bureaucrats collecting taxpayer checks per prisoner, the corporations that leech off of our corrupted justice system, and the cops themselves who need a boost in their revenue... all work together to keep the slave trade alive and well. I'm glad to see so many here on their moral high horses... until the day it is their turn to serve the masters.",But but but laws are infallible and people who break them are evil
"As far as I'm concerned, the biggest saving came from the booze. I had no idea a couple of beers here, a glass of wine there would pile up to thousands of kcal at the end of the week. Cutting alcohol from my diet not only saved me a heap of cash, but I also started losing weight immediately without changing much to my food. Not to mention the shitload of good things that happen to your mind and body when you stop drinking, even a little. (granted, I used to drink more than a little).",But how did you find the time not to drink?
"Alternatives to Edgar chains for F2P player As a F2P player, the Edgar chain had been helping me clear the current Pro/Adv event with relative ease. However I am still far from being able to clear the trial bosses or any stages that last more then two rounds as Edgar melt too fast. Are there any other easy-to-get 3 star base units that is able to do 4+ hits for chaining? Or future units?","Just daily pull a couple orlandu in a couple months, easy peasy."
"Doesn't matter, he should not of armed students with makeshift weapons.","Because if things come down to it and the threat has pushed its way into your classroom, it's best for everyone to remain defenseless."
i thought this was going to fix mountain powers multipliers but i was wrong,yep Woosa mountain powers and healing ability are so op right now
Things Republicans hate. * ISIS losing ground. * Criticism of Russia/Putin * Economic growth in the U.S. * Lack of terrorist attacks in the U.S.,Inb4 Economy measures rigged to make Obama look good before election
Irakische Kurden bitten Deutschland um mehr Waffen im Kampf gegen IS,exportweltmeister ftw
Pretty much every McDonald's restaurant in Poland has one like this,Same here in the netherlands.
Being attracted to your own flacid penis would be the worst fetish ever,Never seen this one before
Planetary lighting changing based on the Sun's relative position:,So we're regressing science back to geocentrism?
"I feel like if you have strava, the answer is no. Apparently not.","Minutes not miles lol, I should have put an"
"U.S. Economy Grew 2.9% in 3rd Quarter, Picking Up the Pace",Wow 2.9% wow that's explosive
I love how people get offended by confession bears,Reddit needs a safe space.
Why you gotta break my heart even more lol.,"Well, some parts still look better on PC (the hair especially) and it also doesn't dip below 24 on PC, so sadly you'll miss out on the cinematic experience the ps4 and xbox one deliver"
Who is A,"Abama, obviously."
I could fix it all. I'd say no to refugees as we didn't destabilize the middle east. I'd say no to tfw or I change the program where you post the job with the government and we find you a suitable Canadian if we can't you can't bring in a tfw. I'd say no to climate change as we are not a country that takes high emissions. Then I would figure out how to get rid of Canada's central bank. I'd probably also tax corporations up the ass. I'd force Rogers Tele us and bell to become comparative by opening up their towers to competition since Canada subsidized their building. If they don't like it I'll create a telecommunications tax and charge them and provide a rebate for everyone who has a service by making telecommunications tax deductible. I would create highways lots of highways like an autobahn style. Imagine a fast as highway up north in Ontario.,"Here, you seemed to have dropped this:"
"Sorry boys, the girls are taking over! #DraftOurDaughters",Women
I just saw a trainer and his client leave 280 on the bench and walk away. Way to set an example brah,Everyone knows gym rules don't apply to trainers
"Well that explains it then. This guy was about the size of my hand, legs and all.",He was the size of both your hands and legs?
"K, so you'd have your dog killed after you're dead. For no reason. K.","He said *buried* with him, not killed and then buried with him."
THE MEMES JACK,Now you're just being nasty!
They could just lower the cooldown and see where that goes. It's kind of funny how horrify has a shorter cooldown then Rain for how much more impactful it is.,They can always increase Horrify cooldown to make it more impactful.
i will never pay real money to support an artist that talks about their money. life rule i abide by.,My life rule is similar: I never pay for albums or digital media if I can steal it instead.
"The Spurs' recent dominance directly coincides with Kawhi's surging offense Kawhi Leonard | PPG | Record w/ Kawhi | Record w/out Kawhi ---|---|---|--- 2014-15 season before 2/28 | 14.8 | 26-14 (.650) | 9-9 (.500) Remainder of 2014-15 regular season | 19.3 | 20-4 (.833)| --- 2015-2016 regular season | 21.2 | 60-12 (.833) | 7-3 (.700) The record without Kawhi last season obscures how important he's been to the team: the combined winning percentage of their opponents in those games was .398. I don't know what happened in late February of 2015, but Kawhi's PPG *jumped* about 5 points almost overnight, and the Spurs started crushing everybody. The difference is stark as hell, and makes me think that if Kawhi keeps improving, the Spurs will win 60+ games yet again. As for Kawhi's continued improvement, his points per minute has increased at least 15% every season, and if he does that this season he'd score 24.5 PPG. The biggest increase (last season) was about 24%, and if he does that again this season, he'd score 26.2 PPG. That might have seemed crazy a week ago, but things change.","Nah man, it's all the system."
One of every exodia piece 1 vanilla skull servant 34 pot of greed,You can still brick with that deck and get OTK'ed *smh*
"What do they need to add to it for it to be targeted to pro users in your opinion? They aren't bringing back the HDMI port, or SD card slot, if that's what you think is targeting to pro users.",Double Trackpads
Sorry guys. Funs over.,Spoilsport.
Wow the water in SSE looks great!,Guess I should have put
Can we get a big round of applause for Carlos Danger,Just like reddit to go applauding a pedophile.
Hope I fixed the oil leak this time...,Those two turbos are so sexy.
"Actually helps when i wake up and mow the lawn, before work or anything else in my normal routine. Makes makes me feel like i accomplished more that day",I love the sound of a lawn mower first thing in the morning
"I'm sitting here laughing at the ridiculous conclusions you made from English that was pretty easy to understand. Go cry in a corner. Being that most of my chick friends are transgender, they are finding this shit pretty hilarious right now... How straight people pretend to understand their struggles and go to great lengths to defend them, which actually end up insulting them and hurting them in the long run. They wish people would shut the fuck up already.","I know some transgendered people, so that makes me their authorized spokesperson!"
His left foot is an infinity stone!!! Confirmed!,There's no L or F in THANOS
Why they don't figure out that women are also people who have a lot of similarities.,"women arent people, they are given to us by god so we can stare at their boobs"
Philippine Mayor Accused of Drug Links by Duterte Is Killed by Police,So is the PNP just another Davao Death Squad?
"29 I wanna see some nice abs from reddit thru omegle #redditabs SO I have this idea... I am kinda bored with finding out men with nice abs here. It's a slow and tedious process. I want to rate abs thru omegle. Just put redditabs as interest and if we match then I'll probably find your cam broadcast there. If you want to be sure it's me I can give you another keyword. Just don't be an @ss and announce it here. I am online now in Omegle, see ya there. :) If you just want to see other reddit abs, then just join in, YOURE WELCOME.",30 mins more.
Anything with an all-female cast,Good suggestions.
~~if~~ when,"Nah, I'm sure private interests will place maintenance and prevention above immediate, blind payout."
LA Times says emails aren't even to/from Clinton,Don't tell Erin Burnett that...she says this raises questions
That's why he's my friend and she isn't. I guess I should've put my sarcasm in quotation marks. :/,You could always add a
Maybe you can do it using the White Dwarf/Neutron Star FSD boost? Good luck!,Is that the one where you fly straight into the neutron star and *zooooom* you find yourself all the way back 2200ly where you started?
I heard if you put 666 forma into a normal lato by October 31st itll automatically evolve into a lato prime,maxing out the lato is easy see ya in 666 minutes
Fragmovie,"And it is a fragmovie, unless you have some other definition."
Phil's team is armed and ready,To drop tre-bombs
"They think the short term ratings jump of having these outlandish, unknowledgeable characters scream on TV is worth it. When in reality, it's driving people away. There's nothing interesting about Stephen A. Smith's opinions among the 10+ Jim Rome wannabe clones. He's a bonafide idiot. Put a quiet guy who knows sports there please. Go back to smart, balanced show about Sports and the interesting stories. Instead, it became more Keeping Up with the Kardashians (Tebow, Manziel, Kapiernick...etc. Players who aren't even good.)",And why does everyone care about ESPN so much?
"Ugh. You wanna talk about lawless? Hillary might have been careless with some e-mails. Trump advocates vigilante justice, sexual assault, tax-avoidance, torture, butchering civilians, and fortheluvvagod *not accepting the results of a democratic election*. You wanna talk about corrupt? Hillary's accepted a few 100k in speaking fees. Trump's accepted millions in speaking fees, bankrupted himself numerous times and used his status and connections to make sure that his many downfalls never personally affect him. He's cozying up to a power-mad autocrat and smearing the name of his opponent. Hillary is a career politician with 25 years of dedicated public service and experience, and yes - a few skeletons in her closet. Trump is a bigoted immature blowhard with no clue how to run anything except his mouth. If you vote for him you are either a dupe or a bigot, and probably both.","This is so close to how some liberals actually sound like, you might have to include a"
What are you talking about? I'll admit that medical is a pretty thin veil for slow legalization. But how is it a problem? We're much better off if the homeless are using cannabis than alcohol. Why they should be arrested for it is beyond me. There are actually serious drug and crime issues in California cities. People using a drug that is arguably safer than caffeine isn't one of them.,"Well, they litter pot containers..."
Two women busted for election fraud in Miami-Dade,Voter fraud doesn't exist so this must be a fake story.
Clean sheets are so overrated!,Not as much as Coutinho.
"Abortion Doctor  *Seriously, how dare you get knocked up? Control your ovaries.*",Everyone knows that releasing an ovum is a voluntary function.
There's legitimate complaints to be made about Obamacare. The problem is that people have been making bullshit complaints about it for so long that the legit complaints are tempting to dismiss,60 votes to repeal obamacare is a great use of our tax dollars.
Ontario pilot project puts universal basic income to the test | World news,The Ontario Liberals will surely operate a scientifically sound and trustworthy early study of this novel social idea.
This is just dumb logic. Innocent people are put in holding cells. 'Dont something wrong' is a non-starter. What do you even mean by that?,"They're brown, so they obviously did something wrong."
Islamic Banking als ethische Alternative? | Made in Germany,Finanzmoslem statt Finanzjude?
"Britain has mostly disarmed police, and they seem to manage okay.",Oh yeah forgot America and Britain are even remotely similar countries when it comes to similar violence and poverty rates
Europeans: You will save 1hour if you stay up and watch the Finals! Going into Winter Time at 3:00 the clock goes back to 2:00. Enjoy 1 more Hour of not feeling that bad to stay up for so long,Maybe EU will stop being so salty about Riot not caring about them...
I was asked to take down my flag because it was offensive to Mexicans,I'm italian and I'm offended by this.
Serves him right. ruining our pleb games like that.,Assuming any of us in Reddit is over 6k.
I didn't downvote you buddy. Don't make assumption like a little child.,"I'm not your buddy, pal!"
Oh you don't have to mate. This isn't about me losing any karma. I could care less.,This is what happens when you forget to use your
Ott spears Chara,I guess that a normal impulse when you see Chara about to run you over.
Mila Kunis & Zoe Saldana enjoying the plot,Is this new?
Where did you get this we have more European blood bullshit?,Because we have Spanish sounding surnames?
Rejected by m'lady: sepuku,"It's actually seppuku, you filthy gaijin, desu."
I think some people like to have a thing called Fun when they play games. Just making sure you know.,How dare you not try your heart out in every single game you play in league.
It's a fact. Black people don't have it so bad in America. They could still live in Nigeria.,"Yeah *the blacks* have it too well here amirite, if they're not real patriots they should just go back to Africa where they're *really* from."
Driver complaint of a loud noise then low power,Looks like the tire pressure was a little high.
ALREADY PRESIDENT! Donald Trump will meet tomorrow morning with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi in New York!,It seems Flynn is arranging some meetings
Looks like the death threats from Trump's supporters did the trick.,Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha nice
If Alex and Morgan end up on the block together I am pretty sure they would vote out Morgan because she can still get a CP,I don't believe that at all.
"Calm down a second, just chill okay",hilarious.
This is kinda fucking weird.,Username checks out
she really is the greatest,includes genji mains
"Since the misfits are back to acting like assholes, I can only hope one of them will be America's nomination next week. Your safety is only guaranteed this week guys. Be humble.","they were finally starting to become humble, but then they were given scott on a platter."
"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - November 02 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",At least they spare us when they surpass the current winning time.
You basically answered your own question.,Wait she does that often?
"I'm curious if maybe it's just a loss of purpose. Life is so easy today, you don't really have to learn, do, or earn anything. I think deep inside we still have ancient instincts telling us to go hunt or build shit, but we just sit around all day in a malaise that's only punctuated by things like a good TV show or sugary food. It's why you see and hear so many people getting angry and screaming about non-issues. They need something to care about to keep them alive. Take your kids camping or give them tasks that involve problem solving or physical labor. Handing your kid a tablet or buying him and Xbox just so he'll leave you alone is going to result in some serious mental issues. Disclaimer, I say this having done no research whatsoever.","As a person who felt suicidal for the first time in middle school and has struggled with it to this day, a lack of purpose feels like hell."
Lick,Your
"I liked the movie, but I had two big issues with it: 1) We all know the villain should had been Hank Scorpio. 2) It should had been the end of the show.",The main antagonist of The Simpson's is Mr Burns.
"Former Congressman Joe Walsh calls for 18th century style armed rebellion-On November 8th, I'm voting for Trump. On November 9th, if Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket. You in?",Democracy in action!
A new way to drink cola,"Damn, kylo ren must be bored."
Who's the Hawaiian?,Zach Scott
#,"Ohhh, you DIDN'T say anything"
That's what I mean. No sales tax.,Lmao man this was forever ago
"Suez is the worst, since it heavily favors the British side with that damn dune. Also Dice really need to stop making 3-point conquest 64 maps. Sinai would be great without that dumb point out in the desert.","Do you think Suez would be better if they added the final bunker points and the oasis, the same ones you fight over in Rush / Operations."
Let's have a little Jesus with your Halloween.,r/dankchristianmemes
*I* think it's beautiful. It also has 5000 upvotes. So I'd bet most people *do* see a good looking dress.,"It has 5000 upvotes because it's made of pure, golden colored spider silk, not because the dress is well designed."
"cool, yeah im gonna go for the 6700k cause i like to do photoshop and editing. Thanks man",Np
S'mores...s'mores never change,"You either die a condiment, or you live long enough to become a sandwich."
Arrived yesterday. Be strong Clarence.,Noot noot!
It's going to happen and you know it.,FNAFSL2: Sister Sewer
"I almost bought a Ferrari last month, I am only 300k away from the goal. Almost means nothing.",Yeah that's totally not a false equivalency and is a great analogy
Edgy.,(((Edgy.)))
"Then stop talking out your ass. You know full well that this shit happens daily on the 520, 90, 405 and 5. This exact situation can happen on the WB520 to SB405 where traffic can be free-flowing WB520 to Seattle and WB520 to NB405. You end up with one backed-up lane in the middle of several potentially free-flowing lanes. Or EB520 to the offramp for Husky Stadium on game day. If it's bad enough you can come around a blind corner into the ass end of a car. Arrogant pricks like you tend to be the shittiest drivers because they think they're god behind the wheel and everyone is in your way.","Another loser in the way of traffic, Hola."
Rescued Squirrel Loves Snuggling,Don't squirrels get crazy when they get older?
Chillin and talking to this hottie. Is star wars EDM lit?,Haha it's pretty lit if I do say so myself
"Best Draft Since 2003 Edition: Marcus Smart, Julius Randle, Aaron Gordon",Start bench cut
He was a 5th rounder tho.,Damn even better
"Yes, that's what I think QBs should do.",That's so reductive and easy to say.
"It's a stupid, weasel-word, thought-terminating cliche.",What's a better term?
I mean the troll game,Oh.
"After you stopped that first time for 4 months, do you remember what made you get that first drink?",I went on vacation with a bunch of friends (bad idea) went to the casino (bad idea) spent more than I was comfortable losing (bad idea) got a shuttle back to our hotel room alone (bad idea) and started drinking.
Jill Stein on Twitter: Dems frantically trying to change subject from #DNCleak shows refusal to address #PayToPlay corruption.,"Since Crazy Plant Lady has been getting some praise around here, how long will it be until MSM labels her a sexist, misogynist, xenophobic, islamophobia white supremacist symbol?"
If Hillary Drops Out Will The Pickle Jar Take Her Place?,"Probably someone more healthy, like Jimmy Carter, will take her place"
You're a dick.,Soooo this is the one time where you don't support time travel?
How many c3's?,7/8/6 mix
I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everybody else.,A lot of Tina costumes im surprised there aren't more of the other girl I can't remember her name.
Says the guy who's been on reddit less time than me :),"It was more of a joke oops, guess I shoulda put"
"Significant milage drop after service from possibly dodgy mechanic A couple weeks ago I got my car serviced at a family friend's shop and since then I've noticed my milage has dropped significantly. Usually I get about 180-190 on half a tank but for the last few fuel ups I've been seeing about 130-140. I'm not sure what is affecting this drop, and am unsure if my mechanic did some shifty shit to my car. There has been recent arguments with him and my mum but I stayed clear of that. Furthermore, he told me I needed new tires when there was plenty of tread left so I'm feeling like he's a bit dodgy. Also, Winter has just passed in here Australia so I don't think it's affected by the weather Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!","How much tread is left on the tires, and have you checked your tire pressures recently?"
"You are handed the first few set pieces through quests as soon as you qualify for those items. It isn't until much later that you can grab the other pieces, at which point you've probably already got better gear.",Your class order hall pieces could take a gathering enchant
@BernieSanders I do not believe that most of the people who are thinking about voting for Mr. Trump are racist or sexist.,"Come to the light Bernie, if you truly have integrity."
Plans For After November?,Hold Trump accountable to a higher standard than recent Presidents have been held at.
I've got the Oliva and Olivia 3 sets too. They're even in the same binder as my Sorayama cards : ),"There were some great Marvel sets too, with some very nice paintings."
Undeniable Evidence of Trump Shills on Reddit,Good luck getting us to believe they have nearly the numbers you do CTR.
"I mean she's chubby, but she's a good looking chubby girl.",Yeah nothing wrong with some love handles.
34 points... what?,"Kinda late, his first half was bad."
"Cast of 'Hamilton', who harassed Pence, says whites need not apply in their casting calls",Straight out of Obama's casting playbook.
"TRUMP IS A FUCKEN GENIUS. Establishment GOP attacks Him. He Responds By Attacking the WHOLE SYSTEM And Republicans. This Appeals Directly to Bernie Millennials... He says how he got $0 from the Republican Party and they barely gave him anything. He attacked the whole system as corrupt and said it was 1776 for our country on November 8th. This is an appeal to ALL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS, regardless of your political persuasion. Help US take back our government...we will work out the details after it is destroyed.",Yes it does
I also didn't see this. I checked for it too. I looked just before I went to bed.,i wonder why so hidden?
"That isn't really unskewing the polls. If they were weighting nationally instead of by state, that is a methodology flaw.",Yeah but nothing says that in the release.
Iron Infants!!,I second this
Computing negative probabilities or a probability greater than 1.,Ah
"Xbox One S; 500GB, 1TB, 2TB - is the only true difference amongst these models the amount of storage? I'm having a hard time finding the answer to this question; are there any other noticeable differences amongst these various models besides storage? Does the amount of storage you have impact speed loading times or is that not noticeable?",Just get a 2 tb external drive off amazon.
"Postmodernism is not only destructive and insincere, its basic assumptions are fallacious. It basically boils down to No claim can be made of objective truth, except this one.","or you know, they'd be able to give an analysis of the cultural/historical conditions that render that pomo bromide possible."
Oculus founder Palmer Luckey secretly funds pro-Trump 'meme magic',Maybe this was the guy who was behind that Nimble America?
So DC are gonna start doing what Marvel has done and pander to SJW non sense (people who dont even read comics on the whole). Tine to watch those sales slide down again.,"Yes, a character historically assumed to have had sex with women confirmed in one panel in one comic to have had sex with women is pandering."
"If you think Day9 is a good player, you must not have been paying attention to any game he's played recently.","He hit Legend with shaman, that's not something everyone could manage."
"If you could leave this second to live anywhere for free, but you can't tell anyone, where would you go?",Home.
"if yours can break, you must have a crap plumbus.",Not crap but i use mine...often.
Sports,"Is just a game, why you have to be mad?"
"Except in Texas religion is important, too STREAM","Reminds me of the saying, don't piss on me and tell me it's raining."
"No, someone wasn't paid $3,500 to protest Donald Trump; it's fake news",T_d doesn't care
Star Guardian - Burning Bright,Meh.....I expected better
Ayy thanks buddy:),"just got back, he doesn't play it sadly"
Thanks. I just need to make it until we close and then I can go home and climb in bed.,Yay!
"NSFW = not safe for work. Do you want your boss or teacher to see you looking at it? I don't really think this should be NSFW. But... Then again, I imagine the scenario of someone clicking on this Subreddit while in public, ending up with a sexy image of puppet on their screen. I think it would be at least a little awkward. What do you guys think? Should we remove the NSFW warning from this? Also great work as always Biz","Well, that's their fault for having it appear in public TBH, but I would feel embarrassed too if that happened, so it makes sense"
She doesn't care about Reddit,She's the bitch in this
For the euphoric gourmand,Thanks but mummy already makes the best tendies
We said that all last year too and the offense never got together.,dwight is better than horford
Well damn. What a time to be alive.,"if iphone was its own company separate from apple, it'd still be in the fortune 100"
Is Rupaul straight? I actually have no idea about her really. My mom would just sort of make off hand jokes not like making fun of me I guess lol.,I saw somewhere that RuPaul was straight but he just likes wearing drag
Ubisoft giving The Crew away for free.,when you wanna win back the PC gamer so you make all your games free #justubisoftthings
At least 29 dead as migrant boat capsizes off coast of Egypt,Lol
Care to point out what is DAMNING?,Nothing but if you use buzz words it looks bad
I hate this meme,I don't get it
"Nope, that Tim Duncan guy was a scrub.","He must be, because I never heard of him, or Wake Forest."
"His supporters hate the establishment. If the establishment was a window, they wanted to throw a brick through that window. Donald Trump is that brick. You never really care that much about the brick so long as the window gets broken.","But in this case that window is the civil rights of Muslims, Latinos, immigrants and women."
Hacked emails show top Clinton aides wanted her to joke about her private email server,Can someone please explain to me why this is a problem?
Just upvote?,^ this
Doubling down will get these guys a seat on the young Turks table,"God, even when I agree with their general point, that program is just un fucking watchable"
Guess who's on the calendar for October!,illuminati
"Gloria Allred isn't a great lawyer IMHO, we all remember her work in Yeaw v. Boy Scouts of America, Miller v Schwarzenegger, among many other examples. She's a bombastic tv lawyer that happened to be in the right place at the right time when cable news started interviewing lawyers in the '80s and '90s. But she's pretty bad at actual law.",Just how old are you?
In which lines of work would it be disturbing to hear a representative proclaim that the number of arrests in its work force have been reduced?,Anyone working in assisted living jobs.
DAE Remember this gold of video gaming comedy?,You can play it on mobile now.
"Voting for him is unfathomable, so we don't care.",We?
same reaction,What did NA have to do with this I'm confused
"Illidari has same problem with their naga allies. Their leader lady just makes we're not actualy serving you, just our goals aligns remarks while you don't interact with them in anyway during quests save starting zone... So i totally think they'll betray us at some point for Azshara... I even trust Mother Malevolence, which is a fucking demon i suppose to hunt, more then those Naga...",You can replace your broken troops with Naga troops if you take that class hall upgrade.
what's great is when you have one old enough to watch the little ones... but then they get uppity and want paying for it.,"Yeah, if you are not careful they will start to unionize."
"My dad's band in 1982. He's in the middle with the mullet and the vest. Had a pretty good laugh, first time I saw this.",OP's dad fucks
"Screw vegan, go vampire.","Eat people, save earth"
"I think a huge part of it though is that he DID have a permit, but the permit was expired. They probably won't get much of a conviction on that. At the end of the day he's just a goddamn retard on a power trip, but a Judge is hardly going to send him up the river for that so even if he was found guilty it'd be a slap on the wrist.","Even if he had a permit, you can't just pull a gun on someone."
Paige on all fours,Hnnnggg!
Sassy Trump to Racists: Stop It!,Omg so sassy
"Newegg has all the must-have gear: GPUs, MoBos, PSUs, vacuums....",i have crums in my mechanical keyboard should i take off the keys and clean out everything or use compressed air?
I don't have a problem with programs like KeePass and their ease of use (I think they're very easy and convenient). My only problem with KeePass is that the fields are set up for username/password and it's kind of clunky for serial storage storage. Know of any programs like KeePass but that maybe have different templates for username/ password vs serial etc?,"Just put the serial in the Notes and makes it so Notes' column shows up, double clicking it put it in the clipboard."
"Carries are bad for the game. For every successful carry, they beat 21 others who are also trying. Those that lost see that on the other side, one guy is getting a free ride there. Competitive is competitive. Trials is supposed to be competitive. It's great to see that others are having feel good stories. It's not so great when I was the back that they needed to step on to get there.","Trials by far is not competitve, not considering the actual tournaments Destiny has."
"Now so do I - I created a counterfeit based on your description, thus slightly devaluing yours!",Boy do I love me some free market
"Statistically, I have an above average number of arms.",This is literally said in every thread/comment section that has to do with a body part.
I always just say no thank you and don't even slow down as I pass them and I've never been confronted.,Don't even hear them half the time as I have headphones in and am usually in a rush
Firefighters extinguish bacon truck fire on I-68,Extra crispy
How it feels standing in a Children of Atom base wearing a hazmat suit,Grah why don't the lip flaps match up with the caption
This is about as standard as it gets,Care to elaborate?
"Not sure if all Lucina combo videos suck lol Awesome to get mentioned for Fox and Lucina though, hope to make one as cool as yours soon haha. Also shoutouts to EOE's combo videos, they're legit the best videos on YouTube.","Talked with a lot of montage makers before about this, and the reason almost all Lucina montages are nonexistent is because editing a tipper fsmash is the most satisfying thing to do."
"Hillary is known to communicate with the ghosts of dead people, including Gandhi and Eleanor Roosevelt. Here is Bill Clinton admitting that Hillary talks to the dead",She better be communicating with Benedict Arnold.
I'm waiting for srl to get mine hopefully...,All you need is Crucible Rank 3 and she gives you the quest
Not sure if that's good or bad?,Bad :(
Listening to Trumpets try to argue why polls are wrong is a little skull-cracking.,But they were not wrong when Trump was making his comeback
"It's what got me off the Trump train. I was entertaining voting for him in the spring purely on his non-interventionist stance, as I thought there was very little damage he could do domestically given the balance of powers and as a millennial I'm convinced our overseas adventures are the cause of 90% of our domestic problems. However when he refused to release his returns, I realized there was zero backup for any of his claims: he says he's good at business, he says he's a good negotiator, he says he'svery successful... but then refuses to prove it. Made me realize even if you like his policy, you can't actually trust he means it. Hillary is untrustworthy, but she's so plugged into the political system I trust she will pursue her policy positions just out of electoral necessity. Trump is just a blank slate. For all I know 100% of his wealth is from his daddy+ tax breaks he got on other people's money. That's not a resume worth electing prez. Of course once the rest of the bullshit on Trump came out over the year, in particular all the nuclear expansionism and his arguments about occupying and looting the middle east, I realized he's exactly the kind of guy who would launch a foreign war, so my position has only hardened.",This was literally me!
So I'm new here and I got to see this post before it got flair. Would this be considered Pandering/DAE?,"Hmm, I think Joke title"
"If it's the 'big book of genders', why aren't *male* and *female* included?","Malegender: a gender that is inherently evil and oppressive Femalegender: a gender that is free from social norms and transcends conventional standards, opposite of malegender"
Promise?,Pinky
Actually I think it's Mychal Thompson's son.,No he mychel thompsons brother
Christmas Crash too,Christmas Crash is coming with the December maps
"Am I just a stupid idiot or does lunatic fringe not make any sense? So everyone knows what a lunatic is. It's a crazy person, lunatic is a noun. Fringe is usually an adjective, it means unconventional or unusual. Usually adjectives go before nouns.. so to me fringe lunatic makes more sense, in terms of grammar. But in terms of being logical, that fails too. Fringe lunatic? He's a lunatic that's on the fringes of what's normal for being a lunatic? An unconventional lunatic, as opposed to your everyday Joe lunatic? Every time I hear lunatic fringe I just think it's the dumbest nickname ever.. what do you guys think?",The original idea was that he was The Shield groups lunatic on the fringe (edge) of the group in many ways.
"Upcoming Major: Who would YOU want to be the next host. So since the third major has been cancelled and the upcoming major is suppose to happen early next year i am wondering who does the community want to see as the next host. I am expecting to see something bigger from this major wether it's the prize pool or more teams added to it or the format changed. Obviously this is just my opinion but why would they remove the third major unless they needed more time to come up with something different. Anyhow I'm gonna list who I would like to be the next host and why and hopefully you guys can join in :-) My preferable host is Turner, who are now running the Eleague as you guys obviously know. I think they would do a great job in all aspects, especially in the production area. I would love to see the major on the tv and twitch platform, I think it could attract the new players and much wider audience to the game. Obviously if the host was turner sports then the major would be in US and I actually don't mind that because the last events in US have filled up all the seats! Anyhow wether turner would take such a challenge is probably not likely but as a fellow viewer and a cs fan I wish that the next major would fall in their hands. Question is who do you like to see hosting the next major :)?",dreamhack in a location where the spectators care about csgo(no romania)
words. don't. matter. to. trump.,But he has the best words...
Top 2 I would pick up: Alex Smith (for streamers) and obviously Jacquizz Rodgers.,Santos too.
Doc - Uspape despre Romania,"Mama ce accent urat, din ce parte a tarii e?"
He means the original title of the post,That's right!
Warning! Guard against Election Fraud! Don't register via Facebook,Who the frak would register to vote through Facebook?
"No one, yet. When we get our first Millennial president, we'll see it.",When will we see our first Millennial voter?
Incels demonstrate why they are incels,These guys need to jack off once in a while.
FISSION MAILED!,HAVE SOME ENERGY MOTHERFUCKER
"People are so desperate to be validated that they will do any mental gymnastics in order to convince themselves they made the right choice. It's going to take something drastic because those people automatically believe that if it's in the media, it's false. It's kind of amazing how deeply that mentality has taken hold.",The media did that to themselves.
"I appreciate the suggestions, however at the moment I have no plans for an actual storyline to match my map. the hunting ground is an interesting idea, however it may end up being more of a secret underground animal sanctuary.",That idea seems pretty cool.
I want another expansion where you play as Ciri. Do it CDPR!,"Strong, independent womyn expansion."
We have all been there,Actually laughed out loud; this was good
"PacNW LPT: have a raincoat handy but don't worry about a hood. You were born in the rain, molded by it. In it you will find your strength.","extended LPT for PacNW, if you see someone carrying an umbrella they are a transplant / visiting"
"Meh, sounds similar to the joy pro-Trumpers exhibited when Clinton fell into the trap of actually attacking Pepe the frog. You typically want your enemies to do something so stupid (and so enemy-like) that people inclined to give the benefit of the doubt even when there's no doubt suddenly realize that you were right all along. Guys dancing on the van could *easily* be thinking Okay, they've gotta see our perspective on the Muslims now, right, right? Too much reaching in this video. Too much the only explanation (that fits my narrative). Not convincing, because my above explanation makes far more sense, and I don't even have a video to sell.",Cui bono?
That's a nice bit of anti Jew reasoning. My community bible church in central Texas gives around $17 million every year to different Israeli organizations. We also do mission work there every few months(no idea what the $ value of that is). At least give the christens some credit instead of hawking the rich Jewish elite everyone else uses.,Lol.
Something something illegal Clinton activities that likely implicate other members of the political elite. Burn them all.,Bingo!
I can't tell if you're joking at this point,I did kara last night and by maiden we had a spider from the servants quaters come up and attack right after I used side winders
ATTENTION!!! Anyone/Everyone that reads this. Rate Legion 1-10!,Shut up
Why don't you show us some examples.,Because he doesn't know shit about feminism and has no idea why he's even an antifeminist except that people he thinks are cool are.
Right because trump only won because of poor white people....,I never said *only* poor white voted for trump.
"It felt to me that I wasn't really meant to be there. I mean, it is a gigantic airport, and I was the **only** person there that wasn't an employee. It was just odd.","Meh, it happens."
I figure his floor is Roosevelt and his ceiling is the other Roosevelt.,Lol
Garbrandt reacts to Cruz blocking him,If he can't even touch him on social media how's he expect to hit him in real life?
Midnight Rescue,What was the other one where you have a net and catch butterflies on a mountain?
Ask Shaddoll players and Construct.,RIP
"Wow, 22k dislikes in a day.",It's over twice that now.
"IF LIGHT TRAVELS SO FAST, HOW COME ITS NEVER CAUGHT A NINJA?","IF GRAGAS IS FAT, HOW COME HE HASN'T EATEN THE SHOPKEEPER?"
"Latinos STORM a Miami, FL precinct to vote for Donald Trump!","Well, I'm convinced."
"no dude, stop going back on your feelings Fuck the blue jays, worst team I've possibly ever seen.","I don't know, the Rangers looked like a pile of shit melted in the summer heat."
Someone's gonna make an AD vs KAT thread again in the next week and every single person in that thread will say AD. Some will insult him for asking the question too.,It's just the way the circle jerks.
22 Injured When Chevy SSR Plows Into Crowd at NASCAR Race,"We won't be safe until all cars, including race cars, are auto-drive!"
"Discussion: The DCEU slate and concerns As a huge fan of the DCEU, I loved MoS, BvS is one of my favorite comic book films of all time, and SS was enjoyable and fun. But I'm a bit confused with this upcoming slate of DC films. The announcement of Gotham City Sirens although I'm excited for just irks me because it looks like it will be released in 2018 and mostly come out before we get a flash film, a green lantern film, and most importantly a Man of Steel sequel. I think the film will have a lot of potential to explore great female characters such as Catwoman, Batgirl, Poison Ivy, and maybe Black Canary. A possibility that Nightwing may show up in the film also sounds superb. But in my opinion I'd rather see them develop out League members first. I personally believe that the Flash will be akin to Marvel's Spider-Man and will be a massive success for the DCEU. I also am really disappointed we aren't getting a MoS sequel. I for one want to continue seeing Cavill dope the cape while he's still young and in his prime. I think if done correctly a MoS sequel just has so much potential now that Luthor has been introduced and the world is more established. The DC universe is so rich in its material that the possibilities are endless. A green lantern space epic sounds cool, a Teen Titans film would be absolutely huge for the DCEU, even a Legion of Superheroes film with a role for Superman would be magnificent. I know that the universe is more Batman oriented and Ben Affleck's Batman film will most likely be the highest or second highest grossing film of this franchise, I just strongly think that with the right creative minds and organization the potential for the DCEU is massive and bright. Does anyone agree? I hope we get fully updated slate soon because it's really confusing to see the direction in which they are headed. I'm gonna watch anything they send our way anyways. Whether it's a low budget deadshot film or a Justice League film every two Novembers.","my only concern about the slate is Whats happening with the flash movie are they going to delay it, do they have a director already but just waiting for the right moment to announce it"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.","Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can leave permanent psychological and emotional damage and scar someone for life, leaving them a husk of their former selves."
"Nobody with half a brain thinks ghosts is the best game for SND. They only say that because SND was the only half decent thing on that game. Black Ops 2 pisses all over Ghosts SND. Standoff, Express, Raid and Meltdown SND was 10000 times better than anything ghosts could produce.",I agree.
To be fair most interpretations say the he saw the sun setting in a muddy pool rather than the sun literally setting in the muddy pool,And that's where Sahih hadith comes in to refute those translations.
De Niro: I'd Like to Punch Trump In the Face,Is he talking to me?
Another month? They said December which is days away.,"Last I saw it was by the end of the year, so could be anytime between now and Dec 31"
"Ice going to best buy to get an 850w PSU, possible stream today Just dont prod the pc with a metal rod this time Cx","Nope, no stream from his recent tweet :("
Doubt it. Tony Pulis teams don't usually win by more than one goal.,The London West Hammers have something to say
"Sam Wang on Twitter - Post-Comey letter poll movement about 3 percentage points, enough to swing outcome","Comey, i hope it was worth it."
"I didn't get to bed until 4, the wife kept punching me in her sleep (she claims she's asleep, but her aim is unerringly accurate so I have my suspicions) and I was woken at 6am by the dog scratching at the bed then looking me dead in the eye as it crapped on the carpet - and you don't hear me complaining.",No I read you complaining
Hang Nelson Mandela - Federation of Conservative Students poster 1980's,"But they gave necklaces to their opponents, what is wrong with giving someone a nice necklace?"
Don't knock it till you tried it! Doesn't help your defence in court.,4 out of 5 people actually enjoy gang rape.
"Steam store will soon require devs to use actual screenshots, not pre-rendered images",I'd be fine if they were allowed to keep promo art as long as there's some marking or disclaimer on it
not for me. every time trump gets rektified it's like a milk chocolate truffle with a liquor center.,One man's turd is another woman's truffle?
Source?,The Hudson is one.
Ahaha Permanently scared.,Scarred
Woah,Minecraft logic!
How was that using bullet penetration?,He shot through the guys body and blew it up.
What are some cool Reddit bots?,Everybody on Reddit is a bot except for you.
At least you didn't punch it.,"Never, I don't get that at all, unless I had a disposable income I guess lol even then seems wasteful"
Letter to the PM from the patient of a surgeon who came by boat.,But 1 good doctor who helps 100s is not worth letting in terrorists who will kill 1000s
Inferno Tower. As hog player a hate this card.,Bomb Tower is even worse when using a hog deck.
Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee Mr. White Male!,It'd be so nice if these people understood their legal rights and laws that grant them the exact same privilege.
Where Will All the Money Go When All Three Market Bubbles Pop?,"Gold, hard assets, and crypto currencies will be huge winners."
What would your presidential campaign slogan be?,It's not spying if I haven't been caught; Fucktard.
I switched to protonmail with a custom domain name. Zero regrets.,Protonmail is a little glitchy but there's very few mail services out there with privacy as a top priority
What screenshot are you looking at?,(it's a joke about camouflage)
Drew some silly ideas for Kirby merchandise,I would be all over that yo-yo hat.
...What,Most women in the world who wear islamic garb are coerced to do so.
"Oh, not the post-truth whining about safe spaces and trigger warnings again. Trigger warnings have got nothing to do with free speech; they're just there (in principle) to be nice and considerate to people (yes they exist) who've suffered something traumatic and can have very unpleasant experiences such as panic attacks brought on by certain evocations. It's as asinine as saying that the BBFC is against Free Speech because they note the content of movies so you can decide if your kids should watch them. Yes in certain circumstances it has gotten a bit out of hand with TWs for everything under the sun, and yes the efficacy of TWs is dubious because it's hard to predict when a stimulus will cause a flashback, but neither of these mean that Free Speech is being impeded. And safe spaces are related. There are two different notions of safe spaces you find at universities. One is about the rules at debates and conferences, and yes indeed you get stuff like jazz hands instead of clapping please. But that's not to repress certain opinions, it's because some people have said it makes the conference nicer for them, for various reasons (e.g. better for those with hearing aids, more bearable for autistic people [noise], less intimidating to speakers with unpopular views). Call the requesters special snowflakes if you want, say it's ridiculous, but again, it doesn't impede free speech. It's really no skin off my back not to clap; no one was forcing me not to clap; and if it makes someone else's day more bearable then it's just about not being a dick, really. The second notion of safe space is more relevant to free speech, but I think it's still erroneous to apply it. It's saying *in some particular space or context* people with a particular worldview can expect it to be taken for granted. Say you're an Israeli student and everywhere you go on campus you feel like you're being painted as an evil occupier, and while you believe you *can* defend your country, it grows more and more emotionally exhausting to constantly feel like a core aspect of your identity is seen as illegitimate by everyone around you. Then a safe space would be saying that at the Jewish Society social, people shouldn't say ey how about that occupation then? It doesn't mean that it can never be discussed on campus, or that the topic is beyond the pale, it's a recognition that people benefit from being able to switch off and feel that the legitimacy of their identity is temporarily guaranteed. It's basically a codification for there being a time and a place to bring up issues which impact people's core identities; it's basically about having good manners.","You cannot delineate 'free speech' into certain areas only, because by definition, it would therefore not be 'free' speech."
Westminster voting intention: CON: 41% (-3) LAB: 27% (-1) UKIP: 14% (+2) LDEM: 9% (+2) GRN: 3% (-1) ICM,Literally nothing can dent those numbers.
only dreams now,Don't let dreams just be dreams.
Victoria Secret fashion show viewer starter pack,What the fuck equinox is 150 a month for the base membership.
"If you add maybe somewhere in a bands name, what would be the best one?",The Yeah Yeah Yeah Maybes
Oh wow I went for the same CBs and GK as you. They make it really tough to hit the rating target. I think you might have to switch out the Russian dudes on the right hand side. Unless there is an upgrade on the RB. *edit* I didn't read the question correctly. AFAIK loyalty is a must for this SBC. Can't think of a way round this.,you can use the good old i play vs ai and quit after 1 minute trick to make that go quick
Joe Heck (R) in nevada is getting booed by a guy for calling for trump to stand down. This is going well.,He got Heck-led!
An ex president going to jail? It will never happen :),your neighbours here know something about it ahha
Hate the new look on your Google Chrome ? Revert it in just 4 simple steps So I found this new solution on the Chrome subreddit : 1. Open a tab and type chrome://flags and hit Enter 2. Search for something called Material Design in the browser's top chrome 3. Change the drop-down from Default to Non-Material 4. Re-launch Chrome,Or just use Vivaldi+Tampermonkey+Stylish and choose for yourself how your web browser looks :)
What? Reddit like everyone else is firmly in the camp that the Wii U was a terrible console.,The number one console meme on Reddit is PC gamers only need the Wii U - it's the best console for them and only one that makes sense
Why are they making these ghost cities? Is there some logical explanation? I dont get why they'd waste to much money,Everyone seems to have missed one of the answers--because building new houses is an essential part of the GDP calculation and is in a large part responsible for the 7-8% economy growth we've seen over the last decade or so.
ZTE's Axon 7 makes the notification bell optional in the latest software update,It also brings up the security patch level to Oct-1.
"3 most played games As gamers, we tend to try out new releases and migrate from one game to another quite a bit, but always come back to the same great games that we love. Just curious to see what people are playing right now. So what are your 3 most played games in the last 3 months? Mine: World of Warcraft, League of Legends, and Call of Duty.","OverWatch, 7dtd, siege."
Can I have Dai Viet?,"Yes, as long as it's free you can claim any country."
"This happened to me but I was playing on my ps4, so Im not sure if there is much true to this. I think it may be just their connection.","Nah mate, everytime there's console players they ***always*** take a longer time to load I'm tempted to screenshot every time it happens..."
'Doctor Strange' Screenwriter: Every Single Decision That Involves the Ancient One Is a Bad One,"Every single decision in my limited, racist imagination is a bad one."
I dont like Locke's bandanna for a completely different reason that has nothing to do with RK. LOCKE AND CELES IS THE WORST PARING IN ANY VIDEO GAME EVER. CELES NEEDS TO DROP HIM AND GET RID OF HIS BANDANNA.,"Dang, Snipe laying down the Hammer!"
Bartolo Colon's HR was top play #69 on MLB Network's top plays of the year,Nice
'Kids don't make you happy'. A mother-of-two says having children is over-rated.,The term is womb turd.
"i'll tell you why i think sandbox mode will cause some problems you ever played games like gta vice city with cheats? and then tried to play it without them? yeah, it's very slow and lame without cheats and i think you can kind of say the same thing about sandbox mode. Obviously LoL is an online multiplayer game, but i can guarantee you that some players will feel the way i did when i tried to play gta vc without cheats. they will call the real game lame and too slow; that'll amplify the comparison about time usage between lol and overwatch, and then a lot of people won't be as happy with league as they have been before.",So you say if i play a weekend of urf i can't enjoy ranked anymore?
Under your bed.,Brb going to check under my bed.
This is the first I've heard of him diddling tots. link?,I'll provide the same amount of evidence that Trump gives for any of his wild claims:
Ass Bank,I can't tell if this is a doll or if this is child porn
God is listening,God knows your deepest innermost secrets because he has nothing better to do then spy on your boring life
"He got nerfed quite a bit on his E passive. But ritos been slowly giving him more buffs. His early clear is pretty rough, other champs are just better than him right now.",Man I remember when people were using Jarvan as the gold standard for what a balanced jungler should be.
What world current world leader is trying to make government smaller not bigger?,So I guess 7 billion people are all wrong.... what are the odds
Racism is acceptable if a woman is hot enough? I think this says just as much about you as it does about her.,aww
It's not really a huge factor at all,Wow what a compelling argument you have made...
Congrats. That end of season game at Folsom is looking bigger and bigger every week isn't it?,If only Utah had won.... Problem is students will be gone
!SH!TPOST!: All those poor USA Streamers,Now that's a whole other can of worms ;)
"And unlike jews, he doesn't care about those millions. Because humans rights trump what jews care about the most, errrr muh money.",^ Mere anti Zionism
complete bs,"Most ults work like this, but fuck Genji right?"
"I'm near a starbucks right now, they are heating up one of their sandwiches, but i read this at the same time i got a whiff of the sandwich and immediately started craving taco bell. A delicious, warm, crispy quesadilla with the caramelized cheese edges. cut in three horrifyingly uneven slices.","Smothered in beautifully, disappointing fire sauce."
Good our two best O-line men are locked up.,... with other teams.
"Ik denk eerder dat de meeste mensen het gewoon zo laten, wat iedereen die toegang tot zijn medische dossiers blokkeert verdacht maakt.","Euh ik fraudeer niet, gebruik uberhaupt geen zorg behalve de tandarts maar ik zou echt meteen mijn dossiers blokkeren."
"No, I think it's true. I'm not a feminist, by the way. A little porn is fine, but it can get out of hand.",what do you mean by porn can get out of hand?
What is the best way to abuse power?,"Ask Theresa May, she's doing a pretty good job of it."
"The impact will be felt at the state level. It will roll up into some federal GDP stats, but mostly the federal government won't really see much benefit from legal weed. If anything it will cost them more as they figure out how to regulate it legally and have to start a new mission of enforcing interstate commerce on a new product. I wouldn't be surprised to see a federal sales tax get added to help defray the cost.",Remember that regulating marijuana is more similar to regulating coffee as opposed to alcohol since it is relatively harmless by comparison.
"I agree it's pricey, but that's just NOVA. It's got lots of local businesses and restaurants of high quality. Still don't understand the disdain people here have for NOVA. Comes off as whiney little brother with an inferiority complex.","I don't pretend to speak for everyone in Richmond, but NoVa residents come off as haughty, pretentious, superficial elitists who use other humans as stepping stones and have no interest in community."
Russia orders all officials to fly home any relatives living abroad,except its not actually true.
50mm/F1.4G all the way,Even with the slow focusing?
"I'll never understand the obsession in Canada for hating on mobile plans and the cost of them. I have Canadian friends who moved to Europe and their first rave about life across the Atlantic was how cheap their mobile plans are. Yeah. It's Europe. They have a population density 30x Canada's. Of course, we've become so glued to our phones now and I get it - data addiction, digital communication, and social media is hard to break. But just like how we like to tell the fat guy to put down the fork when he complains about the cost of food, maybe it's time to just put down our phones? I pay $40 a month for a phone, unlimited texts, a decent calling plan including free long distance, and 600MB which is more than enough data. Taking into account inflation, this is the same I was paying for a landline (without long distance) 20 years ago.","Of all the countries I have traveled to, Canada, has the highest mobile prices I have seen."
Diablo souls please.,dark souls 2 is kinda hack and slash already
Way to mention their agenda.,Way to not put my appointment in my agenda
Yea maybe,Most like probably
I don't get it.,The Dictator
Seeing as how Doublelift is taking a break: **Impact** **Svenskeren** **Bjergsen** **Stixxay** **Aphromoo** Top die + dane synergy + CLG bot lane = NOICE,Why not reunite old teammates with impact-piglet-xpecial
"How do I know if my GPU just crashed or my game crashed? I was playing the witcher 3 and I'm not sure if my overclocked gpu just crashed or the game crashed. The screen went black for a few seconds, then it showed the desktop, then a few seconds after that, the game crashed.",usually if a GPU crashes the screen freezes because the screen doesn't recieve any more signals
Roy Blunt re-elected to U.S. Senate,Is this the end of Jason Kanded or does he still have a political future in the state?
That's the joke,"oh, my fever-self is unable to identify sarcasm, forgive me"
"What are you, an idiot? First post... blah, blah, blah Several years ago I was working at a large facility for intellectually disabled people. Late one evening, the facility director pops into a living unit for a surprise review. He immediately spots someone holding a broom and leaning against a wall. As the place was kind of a mess, the director headed straight for this person (you can see where this is headed). The director asks the person what he is supposed to be doing. No response. The director raises his voice a bit and asks the person why they are not using that broom. Person looks at the broom but says nothing. This spirals for a while, with the director getting redder and louder. Finally, an employee comes hurrying up and asks what the problem is. Director: This imbecile isn't doing his job and won't answer my questions. Employee: Uh, sir, this is one of our patients. Director: Oh. He should have told me. Director stomps off. The patient looks at the employee and asks, Who was that Fred Flinstone looking m#therf#cker?",How long before he was fired?
Only that portion of the cat. The rest has to stay.,Ew.
Takes after Hillary I guess,What does this have to do with Clinton?
CEO of Carl's Jr. gets a cabinet position. America will become an Idiocracy on January 20.,big ass fries though
Exodus 20:7 God will not leave this unpunished.,"I think they ignore the Old Testament, except for when they want to bash gays."
George Soros fund sold entire investment that was held in Gold ETF - GLD in Q3,link?
"Well, yes. With the right cards you can make the deck half-decent compared to other classes. But still nowhere near the consistent high power level that Professor Brainstorm is capable of.","What do you suggest instead, extremely p2w trickster decks?"
"the cyber is so big So we have to get very, very tough on cyber",The cyber
Except OP said Georgia,CA cop must've been on vacation.
New website answers 'Is The Election Rigged' question,T-This website is rigged!
it goes: 1=one 2=a couple 3=a few 4=some 7=several,Can I get the numerical equivalent to a butt-tonne?
"Theyre going after Comey now! Get the word out, SUPPORT HIM.","I'll support Comey when he arrests Clinton, and prevents her from getting bail"
"Brandon Vera's title fight opponent tonight in ONE, the guy with the helmet on",I wish all my favorite fighters could use helmets while fighting :l
"I had the exact same thing happen to me. Got lost, helpful stranger then gave me a bookmark to the exit, where his buddies blew me up.","That's unusual,if you ask nicely for help, some will shoot you thats just their way, some will help you, if you are in trouble, but very very few will offer help and then shoot you, that's not really our thing."
What does the 121 countries have to do with proposing?,Gotta brag somehow right?
"America in picture form. Grand Tetons National Park, Wyoming.",Someday I'm going to hike to the top of the tallest one.
"For some reason, people who have lived here their whole lives actually or jokingly resent the number of people moving here. Hence all the Denver sucks replies, and the Colorado Native bumper stickers. But you're not from California or Texas so I think you'll be OK. :-) Also worth mentioning: Almost everyone I have met in person in Denver is nice, or at least polite, but this sub attracts more than its fair share of cranky people for some reason.",Yea people should just stay where they are born
"Weird that G&M simply styled these fundraising events when Harper attended many similar functions, yet now they are cash for access scandals under Trudeau.",Weird that the G&M endorsed the conservatives the last four consecutive elections too...
"Liberals, what is your most conservative viewpoint? Conservatives, what is your most liberal viewpoint?","Good ole americacentric politics, there only exists 2 options, what about us socialists and anarchists?"
Netanyahu 'told New Zealand backing UN vote would be declaration of war',Israel should stop talking and starting shit.
the gamecube was more powerful than the ps2 though... thats fact.,"Nope, but nice try, troll."
Sad in what way? Because they play so much or you think it's too short?,The latter.
Its Charlie Day.,No it's Charley Kelley
You know surprisingly I've never seen that on the internet... I've seen goats but not sheep. Why is that?,"Because they're lambs, duh"
"Saudi student is beaten, killed in Wisconsin",Wow didn't we call this shit?
I started being a goblin when legion came out. It took me 4 weeks to make 1mio gold with selling fox flowers and mass producing demonsteel bars. So I guess it's a very profitable xpac,Are you still making gold off of demonsteel?
"Older men of Reddit, back in the day what was your fap material if raunchy magazines were not readily available?",I know some guys who fapped to the underwear sections in clothes magazines.
I have an in-law that frequently checks the dumpsters of large retail stores and he finds incredible items with little or no damage. The stores will throw out items that still work for simple cosmetic damage. We live in an extremely wasteful society.,I'm surprised the dumpsters aren't locked to prevent stuff like that.
"If you're an illegal immigrant, sure. If you're a legal immigrant, you have no reason to fear.","Honestly, I do not trust Trump to know or care about the difference."
"That letter reads like satire. It was cracking me up. I don't know what kind of decorations you had, but for comedy's sake I was picturing a lone jack-o-lantern sitting on a porch.",Poe's law.
Yeah man salt in a wound ain't a thing.,Have you ever been in saltwater?
"Yes, times have most certainly changed for the worse.",Cringe
"Yeah now I wish I had, it took me a while to realize what she was doing and at the time I was embarrassed.",What did she say exactly?
"Trump basically says I had never really thought about it, asked any professionals, or read about it before plastering it all over a national presidential campaign",He trusts his tremendous spur of the moment judgements.
"True enough. ***Anything at all*** arouses a teenage boy, especially before the age of 18. I remember sitting down for breakfast in my Freshman year of High school, pouring syrup on my French toast, and suddenly realizing that standing up would be a bad idea.",Who among us hasn't been there?
Chumbawamba's out with a new album. Only OldPedes will get this.,29 is not old :(
why the fuck do i still live here,Because Tulsa swallows up all who venture there.
What are the chances of Icon or Image re-printing the OHCs of Brubaker's Criminal? It's apparently OOP currently.,Brubaker said there was a possibility of it happening
"Using the same line of reasoning, Id like to see the Mexico City Chocolates or the Bluejeans",Ha.
Wind mph?,what about it
r/politics discussing assassinating the President-elect as a national duty,And the sad thing is that person wont even be banned by the mods over there.
"Early voting begins today in Louisiana runoff! Please donate, canvas, phonebank and volunteer to put Foster Campbell into the Senate. He would be the 49th vote for Democrats to protect against Donald Trump. Time to get to work!","Louisiana here, thank you."
Your hands are clean when you're brainwashed.,go on.
That really fits the bill quite nicely.,Look up his and Trumps connections to Jeffrey Epstein.
Don't forget regurgitating song lyrics = easy karma,Spaghetti
"AS CREEPY AS TIM KAINE: Wikileaks Google head Eric Schmidt's draft strategic plan for Hillary Clinton. Mobile phones will be used to identify voters and a database used to record everything known about them, to better target them.",That's why she won't shut up about Russia- she knows it is Americans' top concern this election season.
Oh please. This sub was here first and we're a lot nicer.,Are you saying...we made it nice?
"Yeah I was just checking the schedule there too and wondering why it hasn't been updated in so long? I don't have cable so I can't check the listings, but I found a TWC listing online and it does look like it is airing tonight I guess.",That's the same schedule I found lol!
What's a good deck for me?,what ever you're comfortable playing with...
"Already early voted, but I'm channeling Kek with my patriotic AF pants. MAGA",#P R A I S E K E K
"How do you think a democracy works? For the people by the people. You think the morons (many of which couldn't make their nut in the private industry) are any more capable of deciding? I've got news for you, they're just civilians as well.","A person is smart, a mob is insanely evil and destructive, history shows"
My boyfriend just dumped me on our anniversary; help me understand why!,"You look like the kind of girl that would find the guy who dumped you, chop him up into bits and feed him to his parents in a chunky stew"
"J.R Smith talks to Jason Terry during game, gives up wide-open layup","That's not fair, I didn't say time-in!"
Wait wait wait...ordering?,You kill 7 mechs and then drop volcanic drakes for free
"Only a handful of states have common law unless they're grandfathered in, and those states all have certain requirements.",Don't spoil my dreams of petty revenge with your facts.
Joe Buck on Fox Lineup,How goddamn old is this video?
TIFU by kidnapping a girl.,"Fuck people, man"
"Who will hire me? 20mph over speeding ticket . So in October 2015 I got a ticket for doing 20 over (was trying to pass a car). Only added 3 points to my license. The lady at the trucking school said that might hurt my chances with some companies. I checked with covenants website and based on their requirements I should be fine because it was over 12 months ago and it is the only ticket I have ever gotten. In order to be accepted into the school I have to have 2 companies willing to hire me based on my driving record and background check. I know covenant should hire me, but who else?",I'd hire you lol
[M] Maybe you do need Turkey to help you out...,M: Send in the Janissary!
Your response is as if the RX-T is worth a lot. xD,Its 6 keys rat rods go for about 2 keys
What a yuge discount,Everything looks bigger with hands like that.
Source?,I don't think it's too far down in the top posts.
"RIP, OP's money.",Indeed :)
"Did you see the same video as i did? They were acting as if the pro's here were babies. They gave way too much power to dardoch. Dardoch was actually out of control in most of that video. He said so many bad shit, that i'm suprised he didn't get kicked of immediately. You mention SKT1, yet you forget that while there was toxicity, people still had massive respect for their coach. Ego's are never going to get in the way of SKT. And if you don't believe that, than i might suggest you look at the fact that SKT has won three world championships. And they are all young adults and teenagers. Players in the west have too much of a say. It's culture. In the west, it's believed that players should have a say in every aspect. In korea, you simply don't. If kkoma says you're going to play Nidalee in a semi final at worlds, you are going to play nidalee in a semi final at worlds. You'd never see a western pro do that because they'd start arguing against the coach. TL treat their pro players as if they're trying to be friends with them. And the same goes for most of the west. Deilor is a good example as to how you should be as a coach. There's a reason why FNC went undefeated in summer AND made it to semifinals despite the fact that Deilor had not that much game knowledge. But the players accepted his authority and respected him. Locodoco isn't respected nor has any authority and that's because TL doesn't give him the authority to gain respect. let's all talk it out! No, be concise and take action the moment something isn't the way it should be.",I think you need to stop riding koreas cock Even korean players disagree with you.
Julian Brandt (Leverkusen) goal against Darmstadt (2-1),Pirlo-esque
You don't understand. this is all apart of their 8 dimensional jenga game. CUCKS.,"I'm not sure gravity applies in the 8th dimension, i'm pretty sure you're cheating."
"Or how from the covers of Halo: Combat Evolved up to Halo 4, Master Chief was slowly turning to the right and tipping over.",SPARTAN armor looks heavy as shit.
"My prediction - she will come across as genuine and convincing, and the video will instantly be everywhere. Then Trump will attack her on Twitter, making things worse for himself.",I can almost imagine Conway running around and destroying every smart phone she can find before The Donald is able to completely rat fuck all of the work that she has been trying to do.
Actually there is no need now as well since they own a country home outside the city that the ss has advised them to move to. It would cost less and be more safe.,Except he can't charge the Secret Service rent if they are at his country home.
I want HL3 to come out just to stop the very stale circlejerk.,I want it to come out so we can start a new #NotMyHalfLife circle jerk.
*...others*,I have no idea what you're talking about \innocent whistle That'll teach me to make posts about grammar when I'm tired ;)
he did he said to the camera *stop it*,Apparently his words aren't alpha enough.
I noticed it and yet they did it in such a way that it fit and didn't feel out of place despite it being older footage!,"I *thought* Thats what I saw, but shrugged it off thinking im just seeing things lol"
Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?,Phone Booth.
"... Okay, you seem like a nice guy/girl. No time period... I'll always be grateful (:",(:
"In rare move, China criticizes Trump plan to exit climate change pact",Proof that climate change IS a Chinese hoax!
"In your own specially creative way, how does your mind convince you that your either an alpha or a beta?",My mind stopped caring about the stupid alpha beta shit that does nothing but justify being an asshole to others a while ago
"Trying to remember a show between 1986 - 1994 (not exact years) for NES, Genesis, SNES cheats. Back in the late 80's and early 90's, I remember getting a hold of the Sega Master System. There was this show, that would introduce video games and then give cheat codes or tips and tricks for them. For the life of me I can't remember or find what this show was. I've been called out as; There was no such thing. So I'm hoping there are some people here old enough to remember it. Thanks!","Or Gamesmaster, or maybe Video Power?"
Samantha Bee??? How in the hell could anyone see that list of names and click on hers for person of the year...... what the actual fuck?? yuck.....,Yeah to me she's pretty much an unknown except as a bit player years ago on the Daily Show.
Probably because I've prestige 5 times I also hate the mode so I'll probably get more tickets then you.,"I'm gen 4 and I've only played colleseum like 15 times, you must have just been very unlucky and gotten more tickets than usual."
Make a donation for Woox (Real Winner) Anyway someone can setup a donation box for woox and he can confirm will go to him? Pretty sure if enough of us get together he will outblow the $10k for his smart thinking and get what he deserves. Hell i'll donate what i can to him. PS. Still goto pay my bills.,"Woox doesnt deserve a single penny for surviving with 1000 lobsters and karambwans in the middle of nowhere, cya later cunt"
Confirmed threat from CIA and FBI with hard evidence to back it up: LIBRUL CONSPIRACY THEORY Random right wing blogs that claim Michelle Obama is a man: hey we should really take this seriously because the liberal media certainly won't look into it,It is easier to for them to spin into a conspiracy because that hard evidence cannot be revealed to the public.
"Still applies. :D A lawyer cannot legally break client privilege without jeopardizing the case. Because it's illegal to break client privilege, using illegal means to get a private confession means they'd have to throw that out or risk fudging up the case, having you walk and would be prevented from being tried under double jeopardy. See: O.J. Simpson (messed up practice and a corrupt cop allowed him to walk for a crime that pretty much everybody believes he's guilty for).",I was making a Daredevil reference ;)
Once u go sea MM u will feel the pain,Do you live on a boat?
Was Pryor that bad at QB?,"He wasn't that good, but it's also the fact that he's committed to being a WR so playing him at QB not only means having a not very good QB but it weakens the WR corps and doesn't let him continue his WR development."
"Pho Van has the best IMO. It's as close to the ones I grew up eating in Houston. I enjoy Baguette House also, but they are a slightly different style.","Just got done putting done Pho Van, I live in this area and have tried every banh mi there is and this one wins."
I wish i had that much freetime,I assume with that sort of quality the person is getting paid in some form or will be shortly with the attention it receives.
How did you meet your best friend?,"We lay down meter rulers on the floor in chemistry, to stop our teacher in a wheelchair from getting to the back of the class"
Multiplayer Problems,Your password is showing
Always make me feel gross knowing how much he spent on this account.,You don't wanna look at how much was spent on the US election then
When you see GrossGore got a nose job and yours is still massive,Now damp cat has no competition.
"naw man maybe its just me, but i cant do my homie like that",if my nigga ask me can i be his human bench we fightin
"Awesome, but we're not physicians.",exactly
"Cosplay help needed! my kids really wanted to be Overwatch heros for Halloween, I finished the costumes, can someone PLEASE please photoshop them into any in game image. I tried but I have zero skills with PS. (any map or background) we would be so grateful",inb4 PsBattle grabs this and posts them into multiple various scenarios and locations
I'm still waiting for the day that advertisers find a clause in this law and we can see Santa doing a keg stand,What's Fred Claus doing?
Texas homeowner brutally beaten by fake UPS delivery driver,"Trump supporters, one by one..."
"WWE House Show Report:London 4/11/16 I went to the RAW Live Event at Wembley Arena last night . Here are the results Match #1:The New Day def Enzo And Cass,Cesaro and Sheamus and Gallows and Anderson via pinfall A fun match to kick us off saw The New Day in the shape of Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods retain the tag titles. The heels were booed and faces cheered and everyone sang along with Enzo's entrance Schtick. Cesaro and Sheamus tagged themselves to laughs from the young members of the crowd. Cesaro gave Kofi,Enzo and Gallows a swing to a great pop before Kofi hit trouble in paradise for the win! Match #2:Sin Cara def Curtis Axel Via Pinfall A short match that the crowd were fairly quiet for apart from the kids chanting Lucha,Lucha. Axel taunted Sin Cara and the crowd for a solid minute before being clotheslined and hit with three straight springboard moves and then hit whatever his finisher off the top rope is for 1-2-3. Match #3:Darren Young and The Golden Truth def Titus O Neil and The Shining stars via pinfall. I went to the toilet during this match so missed most of what was another short match but R Truth pinned O Neil for the win. Match #4:Charlotte def Sasha Banks Via Pinfall The crowd were into this match with Sasha getting a huge pop. Charlotte worked the back for much of the back and wriggled free from the Banks Statement. She hit Natural Selection to retain. Match #5:Roman Reigns def Rusev(W/Lana Via Pinfall Lana cut a promo about how Roman Reigns cheated at Hell In a Cell and that the only thing worse then being a cheat was living in London . Rusev got boos and Reigns mostly cheers especially from some kids behind me who seems like his fan club leaders . Rusev and Reigns had a back and forth match with Reigns turning the Accolade into a Samoan drop and Rusev kicking out of two superman punches. After the spear Lana put Rusevs foot on the rope and she was ejected! Reigns hit another spear to retain the US Title. Match #6:Bayley and Alicia Fox def Nia Jax and Dana Brooke via pinfall(Emma as Special Guest referee) Huge pop for Bayley,fairly quiet for Alicia and Nia and boos for Dana Brooke. Jack dominated Bayley and Fox throughout even as they went for a double chokeslam. Eventually Brooke tagged in and ate a belly to Bayley for 1-2-3 and a big pop! Match #7:Sami Zayn def Chris Jericho via pinfall Jericho came out with the list and did his Quiet,quiet,I SAID QUIET! act before calling saying that England stinks and that London was the Anus. The crowd booed and chanted Stupid Idiot before Jericho teased putting us on the list and a YES Chant broke out. He said we didn't deserve to be on the list but the people In Frankfurt,Germany last night did! He then said that he'd give us what we needed and gave us the Gift of Jericho ! Sami Zayns music hit to a good pop and then Jericho put Sami on the list a second time! Zayn stole Y2Js scarf and he chase him around the ring with it after the bell. Jericho locked in the walls but Zayn got the ropes before picking up the win with the Helluva Kick! Match #8:Neville bt Bo Dallas Via pinfall This match lasted under a minute with Neville hitting the red arrow for victory Match #9:Kevin Owens def Seth Rollins via pinfall In a Street Fight Owens instantly tried to escape down the entrance ramp but Seth grabbed him and threw him back into the ring! Owens battered Rollins with a chair before Rollins responded to chants of We Want Tables by setting one up to a big YES chant . Owens however put Rollins through the table . Owens then used a kendo stick before being pedigreed for a close 2 count. Chris Jericho ran down for the distraction as KO low blowed Rollins for the win! Post match KO cut a promo on how great he and his best friend Chris Jericho were before Rollins pedigreed Jericho ! Owens and Rollins brawled before Rollins put Owens through a second table in the corner. The show ended with Rollins applauding and bowing down to the crowd. All in all a good night with some good matches and a decent crowd","It's funny because here Bo gets squashed hilariously quickly, but on TV he wins clean against Neville"
"A Teaser for the Trailer, mind you. I am still confused that this is a thing ...",and the image was a teaser for the teaser.
Beast Boy looks like a bad OC,Beast Boy had one too many
"yea thats my point. This sub is hyping it up, because it's the biggest thing anime has done in a while. It's like being the proud father when your daughter wins a race. That being said it's definitely good and I feel like it had more mainstream appeal than other anime movies like girl who leapt through time.",Kimi no Na wa is this year's OPM.
"I've really grown to like the kinda weird case the Ducky Mini has, looks great with Granite (then again everything does). Very nice board.",Does the Ducky Mini case fit on a regular 60%?
What are you talking about? You can't wirelessly charge without induction. It's induction or use a cable.,Tell that to Tesla.
I only know this because Neil Degrass Tyson told me so in Cosmos...,Something something entitled asshole with twitter fame
Hilliary for Prison.....,I wonder what the top part said that made her redact it!
I miss this show.. I watched this show for the first time recently and it meant a lot to me when I finished. What should I do now?,Scrubs :)
Does this mean they've been detained?,No it just means the buses aren't unguarded I think.
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anyone have any ideas on how to improve my team?,needs more legends.
Pat Maroon tweets response to allegations of sexism.,ahah he deleted the tweet
"no, it's regular Spain. Bee Spain is between Bee Portugal and Bee France.",Everything just got faster for some reason...
"Fate of all fools has a grimoire card, but no points. So you can still chase that perfect number.","Regardless I'm on Xbox, so I'm still boned."
What fictional character have you hated the most?,I hate that fucker Eric from Tony Hawk UnderGround
"I'm not overthinking it by playing Jameis over Dak, right?",I think that's a good play Tampa is hot right now and has a good playoff throughout
I don't think liberals have quite thrown away enough money this election,Because somehow Canada has something to do with American progressives.
What does Your personal hell look like?,High School
They,"the other voice actors probably, Kellen mentioned all the voice actors for SL talk to each other in a facebook group."
Kyrie Irving on facing the bucks in the playoffs: I hope. They're a great young team. It'd be great to go 4 games against them.,His trolling is approaching the level of his handle.
For what reason(s) did you create a throwaway account?,"I have no throwaway, I'm ashamed of nothing"
"Which character has the best music? Battle theme or encounter theme. Rival or Champion. Ally or Villain. Whoever the character, whatever the theme, what's your favourite. N.B. My vote goes to Cynthia's battle theme, closely followed by [Gladion's battle theme](#s)","Cynthia, Colress, Cyrus, Ghetsis BW1, Silver Probably in that order"
well it's not like she died of natural causes. years and years of severe alcohol/drug abuse does irreparable damage to your body.,Yeah unless you're a former rock star cocaine is going to do a number in you.
Climate Change Is Already Forcing Americans to Move,Those sneaky Chinese.
Donald Trump says New York Times apologized for 'bad coverage' of him,Have scientists been able to determine the color of the sky on Trump's planet?
You didn't answer my question. It was 'WTF?!',I can't explain insanity.
A Trump campaign chair in Ohio says there was 'no racism' before Obama | US news,That's right we had slaves of all races before that.
bo5 is a terrible format to watch how can you watch it and not to get bored I'm dying out of boredom after first game already and there is still like 4h+ to watch its insane no other sport has SO LONG matches maybe except F1(which i dont watch for the same reason) football games are mostly 90 minutes and LoL matches are 300 minutes + breaks + picks + analysts desks this is just unwatchable,watch highlights genius
"Right but he's not gay, he's a totally straight bro complimenting another bro's physique. It's not gay if you joke about how weird being gay is.",Being creepy totally isn't creepy if you're being homophobic at the same time!
"Is there seriously no 4:3 monitor option? The fact they used aspect ratio instead of a FOV slider is really annoying. I have a 4:3 monitor that I don't see myself replacing soon, and the FOV is horrible",They have a FoV slider though...
"The answer is 'yes, but he couldn't hear over the sound of the suspects bullets piercing the body of his partner so he went with his backup plan of kill the fucker'","Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
"Where in Karachi might I buy quadcopters or other drones? Specifically, I'm looking for the Parrot AR Drone 2.0.",Just grab one of the U.S Drones from the sky.
Morning commute,I love this gif.
How you managed to make the new turtles look even uglier is something to be preserved for scientific and historical purposes.,"Thanks man, I do what I can!"
"It's why people have been counterpicking with Vlad, the only mid laner that viably rushes a huge MR/HP item.",Don't forget trollpool just dodging the whole thing
Found her on twitter calling someone ugly,"Well, she certainly doesn't need no alibi."
AT LEAST THEIR PANTS WILL BE BROWN?,"from shitting their pants, facing joe elite playoff dragon flacco"
"They deserve the thrashing they're about to get. That game was terrible. I can't imagine how that gameplan was supposed to work, so I'm left to assume that Bill O'Brien is a coward or dumb or both.",Short slants all game & runs on 3rd and long.....
Countering the Reflex Meta,Those were some wacky fucking team comps you faced LUL
Cyan and Purple,look pretty ugly IMO but hey if you like it
"No shit, sherlock. I lived with 2 guys and a girl for the last few years. There's a huge difference between a group of people living together and one man and one woman living together. Probably nothing would happen, but that doesn't make it any easier for the poor SO who lives 1000 miles away.",There really isn't any difference
Dunno why but your breakdown of everything blew my fuckin' mind. Or I'm just high.,[7]
Already at 0 in less than 2 minutes with 27% upvoted. The panic is palpable.,Lou Dobbs is the Sean Hannity of Fox Business.
"New Party of No? Dems prepare for battle with Trump on Cabinet picks, agenda",Obstruction apparently works
"Sean Payton thinks NFL refs should be full-time refs, like the rest of the major sports leagues. Most currently have normal jobs during the week.",I'm not sure the league could afford that.
"Best mids to equalize skill difference? So I'm a 4k player, and I play in a league where I get to stomp 2k mids or sometimes get destroyed by 6k mids. If I'm going against the latter, what do you think are some heroes that are hard to gank or can make up for skill disparity?",QoP is pretty good at winning lanes and having a solid early game impact.
Im Grunde genommen in jedem Fall richtig.,Technisch gesehen korrekt.
"It was when I first got the game, so I didn't want to invest in something super pricey. Even when I get an upgrade, she'll still not care. ;)",Just make sure to save some of that velcro for when you *do* upgrade :D
Lost Tribe Bullshit was... Bullshit. Now they want to change Japanese culture! (((They))) gotta nerve!,Oh but when Prince harry wore a nazi uniform in Vegas it was just a bit of fun.
"Bummer didn't get to go to the carnival last night (friends were being pansies) So I ended up going to get candy with a friend and her kids in my Yoshi costume, needless to say it was a hit. Also won the costume contest yesterday at work (50 gift card) almost paid for my costume.",you need to post a picture of this legendary costume
"The book case shaking story has not been proven false. Colburn may have exaggerated about how he handled the small bookcase, but it is possible to dislodge an item without moving the change more than a few millimeters.","Well, if we are to believe Colburn did not break the law of ethics, then he certainly broke the law of physics."
"Oh, we all know her.",First letter of her last name?
This supermarket gives you the option to squeeze orange juice yourself,I hope they clean that thing daily... I've used one of these before and it becomes a disaster by end of day
Am I a Devil?,Wat
"We are reddit now. I mean, we used to be reddit then, but we are now too.",Obama.exe
How many Keys for the parallax?,Offer
holy sht diamond league is fucking humongous,That's all the Gold Zergs David Kim helped.
This kind of seems fake. Why on earth would you rip open a roll of quarters so precisely like that?,Because when you open them usually it's easy to just smack the roll on a table edge and rip from the bend that forms.
Mexican Peso starting to weaken bigly!! Market pricing in a Trump victory!,Mexico are de-valuing so they can say We are to broke to pay for the wall
"veri spooki, no click",grazie don skeletone
"TIL that lichen are actually three different organisms. Lichen is made of a fungus, an alga, and a form of yeast. (The last of which was discovered in 2016)",Has anyone made lichen beer from the yeast yet?
Are there celebrities in the march?,"Well, there's some professional athletes, musicians, filmmakers, television stars, civil rights heros..."
Lost my long time player Used to play back and forth with a user for years and all of the sudden she quit. I wonder if she's dead or maybe a bot,Wow.
With a buttplug up his urethra.,And Ricky Gervais watching
This literally made me lol.,I literally made this account years ago just to upvote your hilarious comment you beautiful human!
"How can you stock up on items when.... ... 5 Ghastly, 3 Drowzee, a couple Haunters with a dash of Gengar show up around every pokestop!! lol . Went for my usual item stock up trek in Allen yesterday. Usually takes like 30 minutes. Took me like almost 2 hours yesterday because of all the Halloween mons spawning. It's crazy! Wonder if/when the next Event will be?","I used to reach my item limit pretty easily but oh man, I'm feelin u right now"
"Well, for starters it'd be illegal.",I dont think that really matters this year.
"Which was just annoying. Start a new game, only to die and restart?!!?",Plus perms jug only lasts one game (after round 15)
*MAWARU* **MAWARU**,AHHHHHHH
Can a 2 year old be a 10 guy? His first time seeing rollerskates.,I used to call them shoe trollies.
Veggies instead of candy.,"Whoa, slow down there Sargeras"
I don't know what I want for Christmas and my parents keep asking me for ideas,Money is nice
I wanted to believe.. One day in the distant future somebody will Mod (with the right tools) an ending to this game or even the possibility of interacting properly with the center,"I mean the ending reminds me of the ending of another Playstation title (ThatGameCompany Spoiler) [Journey](#s)...Only, far less profound."
What do you like most about your body?,My hair and my smile.
"This is an old repost, but it always makes me cringe. I'm sincerely interested in knowing if anyone has ever really run into the stereotypical hey boy, I'm cleaning my gun here, make sure you bring Annie back before 10 dad?",I dunno cause that same dad was trying to get in some other girls pants at their age.
"I'll admit that I don't know much about Mike Cernovich other than knowing that he donated $10000 to the production of The Red Pill, which I am enternality greatful for. Perhaps you can fill me in; what makes Cernovich a douchenozzle?","Try reading his book, or just look at the I'll give 10k to charity if I can beat your ass schtick he does on Twitter damn near on the daily."
"Meanwhile, Trump voters are all, when I take my car to a mechanic, the think I'm looking for is a guy who tells it like it is. The guy I go to isn't even a mechanic!",Career surgeons have been doing operations in this country for too long!
Who,Castro's dead HM QEII is still alive touch wood.
What's the situation where you'd rather have an ele over an enhance of equal ilevel though?,"Don't know, but our 883 ele performs as good as our 889 enhancement shaman in terms of overall dps in M+, so I don't mind either."
Sledge can already Hammer Castle Barricades. It's Reinforced Walls and Trap Doors he cant,Reread.
"instead of what? math? or add an extra hour to class? I mean, i understand your point, but do you want high school to be a trade school? or establish basic levels of knowledge?",How do trades not teach basic or above levels of knowledge?
"Harry Kane is like 99% for me. Either he stays at Spurs or moves to a bigger team in England, that's it. Or Real/Barca. Super unlikely though , I think.",Harry Kane yelling at Busquets at the top of the box to just fookin 'ave it m8
"Your champion pool for S7 climb Took me some time to find my champion pool for S7. For me:   1) Jungle: Zac, Skarner 2) Mid: Fizz, Viktor 3) autofill support: Blitzcrank   What's your pool ? Curious about what will my fellow summoner play this season to climb !","Top: Fiora ADC: Ashe, Sivir Backups: Irelia / Lucian / Jhin"