Input,Output "If my Baseball tears led to a Stanley Cup and the potential of a great Steeler season, I wont be mad","As a Redskins and Capitals fan, I have no positives to take from this year" "Hahahaha man sick burn, he is so duuummmbbb and you are soooooo smart. If you run for president you totally have my vote!",You're trying too hard mate. Mother of Dragons :D,Breaker of candy wrappers Just gave himself a raspberry on his leg with that slide.,Out for the season She was dismissive about the voting block during the primaries and Bill went as far as to blame millinnials for 2010 and the current economic landscape. Gee wonder why they don't particularly cat for her.,"Well maybe if they turned out to fucking vote in 2010 and 2014 instead of just the elections the tea Party wouldn't have gained control of the Senate and the house, but no they were too lazy to get out of bed to take half an hour of their time to vote." Anthony Fantano's 2017 Grammy Awards Picks,UGH I can't believe he didn't even mention the Best Album Notes and Best Choral Performance categories You didn't get the meme? If I'm not attracted to you you don't deserve my respect / time. Welcome to the club,You're going to be sad and alone if you keep thinking like this and you will have nobody to blame but yourself. This is super interesting! Thanks for sharing! I love reading comments from people who have had really need and unique experiences such as this. Merry Christmas!,I think this is mildly interesting. Putting words in my mouth means I already know the truth and you're saying I don't.,If you deny this being a work of art then you do not "Good for them! If a certain proportion of a group of people commit a crime or perform some other unwanted act then block them from your business. Freedom of association, it's a wonderful thing.",Men are more likely to be pedophiles than women so men shouldn't be allowed near children As a vooper I don't find bladedancers too bad. Though I do find it frustrating that no matter how high you jump they can still cut you down.,But being zapped by a stormcaller not even looking at you while your in the air doesnt infuriate you at all lol. "Well unless we change the constitution we'll be rid of trump in 4 years. Unlike Putin, even after 8 years he can never come back to being president.","After 3 years infecting the government, our reality-show President will be able to put on such a stage-crafted spectacle of governance during his re-election campaign that he'll win with 60% of the vote -- that is, if he doesn't go all-out and throw his opponent in Guantanamo, and order his victory to stand at the standard dictatorial 97%." 10 in binary is 2,you sure? Learn how to take a joke.,Learn how to make one. I had time to post this while waiting for that 50th game to reconnect. It was 4v3 and we lost because of it. In the 4v4 the other team won in a clutch.,DUDE IT IS BETA WTF DO U WANT MAN BE HAPPU THE GAME IS SO GOOD AND CHEAP Hugh Jackman Took a Paycut to Ensure Logan Could Be Rated R,Poor guy it must be hard making 19 million instead of 20 An open letter to all Asian killers playing on American DL regions,WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT Shaving makes hair grow back faster,"Telling teenagers that shaving makes hair grow back faster will, however, lead to them shaving off their embarassing pseudobeards." "The Way He Looks - this film is too adorable not to be shared. Jongens - another adorable film. Too many good vibes. Other film that I watched includes: Brokeback Mountain - all gay watch this. GBF - a very funny film Make the Yuletide Gay - because its Christmas! Burning Blue - Marine and gay... and sad Closet Monster - I kinda over-analyzed this film. I'm a psychology student (and a fan-ish of Freud) so... yeah. As of now, thats all I have. Well, I have more but those are the film that I really like so far.",I definitely second North Sea Texas/Jongens Trump vows to unite America under one God,If we put it to a vote can we unite under Apollo? "For those who've been waiting and are disappointed with the new MBP, what are you going to do now?",My plan is to pick up a refurb Air 13 and get a 2nd gen iPad Pro when they come out next year. If Capitalism works why do the producers of the second most valuable spice live in poverty?,Clearly it's because they're producing vanilla and not saffron. "Bologna, I'm vegan and I'm only fifteen.",Let's see how you feel after 2 weeks. No one wants to help Donald Trump build a registry of Muslims: Tech giants Microsoft and IBM have said they would refuse to help create a registry of Muslim Americans under Trump's presidency,"As a Muslim, this is heartwarming." Same here I'm on 8 disconnects 25 games in... I've tried port forwarding and everything,yep im on 7 out of 22 Donald Trump. There are real World consequences. This isn't a fucking game.,*I'm so scared guys* Let us end the pain and bring forth the LORD,"We ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS -Definitely a starting QB Marv would be proud of" So the investigation called for by McCain and Graham are solely based on the WaPo article? Please. They both serve on the Armed Services committee (McCain is the chairman) and clearly have more information than you do.,Obviousl McCain is on the take and enjoys cheese pizza and ping pong. "Should I keep my hair the same colour or dye it (and if so, what colour?) Any hairstyle recommendations?",Dye it the ugliest shade of green-brown you can find. "Trump in 2013 - Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?",He's definitely not a puppet though. "Wait for 7.01 Bloodseeker - Casting Rupture now pauses the game and open it's wiki page on Steam browser. Target player need to press Yes, I understand before the game can be unpaused. Anti Mage - Only available im Captain's Mode",BS will finally be balanced then. Anybody feel like we should've taken a lineman over Odell 'Butterfingers' Beckham Jr. Hands?,I think you dropped a Agreed. Also how do I fix slow-mo on storm 4?,Not sure what you mean. The Los Angeles Rams have been eliminated from playoff contention.,Already? Trying to step up my daughter's VR videos with mixed reality.,"For those of us so inclined, do you have a link to a tutorial on how you did this?" Interesting way to say that half of adult syrian refugees have found employment within one year of the program beginning.,That's the negative ned conservative way of doing things. TIL that Biggie Smalls and Notorious B.I.G. were the same person.,The plot thickens... She knows the truth. The recount might actually hurt her,Yeah she has so much to lose... What's in a name?,Did Jesus condom survive a killing curse? the ZSR is totally a chick's car,I...what. "I don't understand, the book is great just read the damn book",This is why Trump won... **CORN ON THE COOOOOOB** **CORN ON THE KEBAAAAAAAB**,"Okay, my mind went to halo here, was confused by the prequel conversation." Oooooh don't double charge me fuh dah,Oohhhh don't double charge me 25th JFK Assassination Secrets Scheduled for 2017 Release,Is it that time already? Sure. But the idea that there is a system... Stop worrying about your made up SMV and go outside.,"Yeah, let's just pretend everyone is perfect the way they are and never strive to be better or more attractive." Tehd Shoemaker is a prize,I love Tehd. Countin'.,what's the official website for that app? "Any class can suppress enemies, not just Support. If you're asking whether suppression should be changed so that only Supports can suppress enemies, no. That's not going to happen given its importance in the BF series, plus it would also be imbalanced and unrealistic.","This basically, I can fire a couple of lose shot at the enemy with my sniper and they probably won't peek out from cover cus a sniper shot is always high damage, if you fire lose shots with any other weapon the enemy knows they can take a bullet or 2 so the chance they pop up and return fire is higher TL;DR: snipers are the best weapons to suppress the enemy" "Since joining the Browns, LB Jamie Collins has at least 8 tackles in each game he has played, including a 13-tackle performance yesterday.",thats what happens when you freelance "A guy just broke this down on the radio. We have a 75% chance of drawing Shaktar, Zenit or Schalke because of the conditions of this draw (No Ukraine/Russia draw, can't play same group, not same country). There are literally 7 teams we physically cannot draw as a result too.",Saint Etienne "Did you think NCsoft would just ignore a bot problem? Just because there were alot of bots in the past dosen't mean the problem was ignored, It takes a long time to come up with proper ways to battle bots and also keep them away.","According to the bot problem in L2, yes they would and they do ignore a bot problem" "This is why I hate the privilege thing so much. Sure, you can argue that all things else being equal, it is probably harder to be a black person than a white person. Racism exists, absolutely. But things aren't fucking equal. I almost died from a neurological condition at 16, was poor growing up, was raised in a physically and verbally abusive home, my mom was negligent and married a guy who physically and verbally abused me. I have suffered from mental health problems throughout my 20s. I have had to fucking claw my way through school and I've been able to go pretty far in that regard, but it's been nothing but hard work. But I'm white so I don't have *real* problems. If you take a white person who grows up in poverty and a black person who does not, how can you realistically say that the white person has greater privilege?",Because your ancestors never dealt with slavery! But if you pick torb bc you're a god tier torb who can murder everyone then I'll support it 100%,Killdozer for president Alternatively you could just put your profile on private so potential employers can't see anything.,Oh my sweet summer child "I slot [[Akroma, Angel of Wrath]] into any deck I build with white. I just can't help it, she's been my favorite card since I started playing, which was around the Legions block.",But.... that's a really good card. "Since joining the Browns, LB Jamie Collins has at least 8 tackles in each game he has played, including a 13-tackle performance yesterday.",Yet the Browns haven't one a single game since they traded for him... Checkmate. In pornhub are all steps and final cutscene 100% REAL NO FAKE MEGA 1 LINK NO VIRUS NO PASSWORD,No CC no Signup no Bullshit "That being said we're the third-oldest of those who still are republics. And third-oldest by duration of republicanism, two of the republics that existed before the US having stood for less than what the US has, although it actually is quite close with the dutch.",Please line up at counter 2 to collect your medal. AAP win is worthy comparable.,You forgot the "wait, william was breen all along? *this explains everything*",Like the combine freddy i saw yesterday? He went for speed?,He's all alone? "I may need to add that wikileaks also leak Turkey email involving Edrogan, and curiously at same time Turkish also has quarell with Russian. coincidence?",Are you implying that some of the Wikileaks hackers are Russian? Jeez just have a glass of tap water and call it a day :P,You Beer snobs are insufferable What if they do and still don't get paid as much?,"Then they'll dominate those industries, as employers hire them more and more." If china wants a one nation policy can we have a one Americas policy? Cuba Purtoreco Canada Mexico Central and South America you I hell Latin America to?,Nobody talks to Guam without our permission! Because he's not the greatest scorer of all time.,They sleepin on Me7o What nature is best for an Araquanid?,Best is probably an attack boosting Nature like Adamant. Hm I wonder if there will be women trying to prove to him they're not like that. I seriously hope it won't happen but I am not sure.,I'm sad but I can be almost sure it's sometimes happening Does the pope shit in the woods?,Does a bear wear a funny hat? "Rocket League crate drop %'s, based on data from 5000+ crate openings from twitch (including certs/paints)",Shouldn't this be used to establish the prices of the RL marketplace? Random Daily Discussion thread for those who love anime and those who don't on 12/12/2016,Shinchan. This little birdy is a Korean crow-tit and it looks like a fluffy cotton ball with tiny wings,Le tits Xd IPTV is the next wave of services from cable companies.,"If I didn't need to use their device and could just play it on any damn device I own (Android box, iPhone, PC) I'd be into it." "During a eulogy for my grandfather, I said that he was the person I most loved in the world. My wife and I have been fighting now because of it. She thinks I did something wrong. I think she's being a brat. We've been married now for 2 years, and before that we dated for 3 years. Altogether we've been a couple for around 5 years. Let me start off by saying that I do love my wife and our soon-to-be son a lot. They are certainly 2 of the most important people in my life, but they are or were not the person I loved most. That was and always will be my grandfather for a host of different reasons. I think it should suffice to say that he raised me and did so many things to help me become the person I am today. Without him, I would be nothing, and that is why he holds such a special place in my life. I said as much at his funeral a few weeks back, and I'm not sorry for what I said. I could have understated things or chosen different words, but that is how I feel. To say or pretend otherwise would be a lie, and it's not like it's ever been a secret where my grandfather ranked in my life. I'm just not sure what my wife wants or expects of me. I can't change how I feel about my grandfather, but just because he was the person I cared for the most doesn't mean I don't deeply and truly love her or our future son. I know that it's disappointing for her to hear that I don't love her above everyone else, but I can't change that. The bottom line is, she wants me to take back what I said and apologize, but I don't feel like I did anything wrong. I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't know how she can ask that of me given how much he meant to me. I would be nothing without him, but without her I would still have a nice life. The two aren't comparable in any way. I would like to just move on and focus on preparing for our son's birth, but she can't seem to get past this. On the other hand, I can't bring myself to take back what I said, and it makes me angry that she's behaving like a child at such a bad time. We're at a huge impasse, and I don't know how to get us past this. Help/advice would be appreciated. --- **tl;dr**: Said in a eulogy for my grandfather that he was the most important person in my life. Wife got upset because she and our unborn son are not #1 in my world and now wants me to take it back and apologize. I refuse to do so since it is true and I can't help how I feel, not to mention my grandfather did far more for me than she or anyone else ever has, and she can't get past this. Don't know what to do.","For me, if I was carrying my husbands child, it would be a real blow to the chest for him to hold on to the stance that his life would still be pretty good without us, and that we're not just as important as a member of his family essentially." - NAPA Auto Parts and Kasey Kahne Racing partner for 42 races in World of Outlaws,Elliott to the 5 confirmed. Crim Threatens Kids Joining Mid-Game,Lol omg he should be in trouble "This will break the basement dweller stereotype: attractive lady makes PizzaGate expose, gets 500,000 views. Share with your blue pilled friends",I guess because she's an attractive woman her views must be more accurate. "SJW rhetoric. I can only hear pretentious pseudo intellectual bullshit with buzzwords like externalities, privilege and safe spaces so many times before I'm triggered. I don't necessarily disagree with everything they say but the smarmy language rots my soul.",Yeah I agree 100% "I *THINK* you can load ISC before (Or after? Opposite of where you currently have it loaded, basically) RAO and it should stop the conflicts, but I can't remember if that worked for me or not. I do know I ended up removing RAO.","I will try that, thank you!" Are the 1991-2016 Mike Trouts considered a dynasty? nice,Nice "Probably doesn't want to appear to be challenging the transition of power. She has to walk a very fine line between saying, wtf? and being accused of trying to subvert democracy.","Yeah, basically the same thing Trump would have done." Lucie has the damage buff on heal battlerite and heals Jade before she uses snipe. My guess is that the extra 15% damage for whatever reason doesn't count as damage from neither Jade nor Lucie.,"That would be the most reasonable thing I guess, good call." "This mirrors desegregation so perfectly it is scary. These people never learn. They self-identify on hatred. They have for a large part already moved on to their next target, transgender people. It is people like this that are what is wrong with humanity. People who can only feel good about themselves by hating a scapegoat, by feeling superior to others.",I don't really agree..... It's the damn Jews doing all this! Don't be stupid- Putin was the one who caused Hillary to focus on Georgia and Arizona.,"Yup, the commie forced Hillary to not campaign to the proletariat in the fly over states." Did he say Imagination Agency?,Thats what I heard Trump should just run old Obama ads bashing Hillary.,I think it's already be included in some attack ads on Hillary by non-Trump campaign ads. "Judging by some comments I've seen here and elsewhere, it seems that to oppose or even hate Trump makes one a liberal.. That's some very simple logic, and that simplicity in thinking is what got us here in the first place.",Everyone knows life is binary "that was incredibly close, good job. if you wanna run faster switch to your pistol, it might save you next time.",May as well switch to your knife! "Also, shifting it into first, then back into neutral, and back into first because you weren't satisfied with the first one.","To be fair, sometimes it won't quite go into gear" "Honestly, the Switch being always online is about as likely as all games on the Switch requiring tablet motion controls.",So entirely possible "Worst Fantasy Week All Time? I don't think I've ever seen such a week where all the top studs in the league put up duds. If you didn't have Bell, you mostly likely struggled to win this week or easily lost like I did. To me this is the worst fantasy week of all time, and such a terrible way to start the playoffs.",I'm on 68 with Edelman too play and 27 of my points are from gano (k) and Philadelphia The agility of a snow leopard,I saw a soldier in the rocks. "There's a war right now, but it's the Republicans actively trying to fight Democrats. Our enemies outside our own borders don't matter at all to the right, they think their fight is with the left. Our country is divided, and it has nothing to do with policies or Obama, it has to do directly with the GOPs propaganda machine that blames everything that's wrong in this country on Liberals and it worked. We are the enemy, and anyone against us is their friend, including dictators and authoritarian foreign governments actively attacking us. It's a sad state of affairs. The right has lost all sense of patriotism in exchange for blind hate of the democratic party and liberal ideals.","In a few decades, once it starts to affect them, they will blame climate change on liberals." "MFP works very well as a tool for tracking calories and macros. It's just a tool though, if you lie to it it won't help, it's not magic. I've lost about 50 lbs this year using it. Pretty close to my second goal (first was 175, pushing on to 165 and we'll see from there). It's very effective when used properly.","Duh, everyone knows that being skinny isnt magic... its genetic" This is a subreddit that needs to exist.,r/gonewildstories "How can anyone say the repeal created any problems, when even Krugman says it's impact was minimal.",Because it's the only thing close to deregulation they can use to pin the blame on the free market. "Officially turned 24 today! Is it weird that when I was young, I had thought that those around this age were already pocketfuls of wisdom? That they knew what they were doing, and that they already had life set out for them? I was so excited to be around this age 10 years ago because I also wanted to have that sense of security and confidence. I hope I don't disappoint 14 year old me that I am not any of those above. I still don't know what to do in the long run. I'm still not confident of the future. I'm still winging it everyday. I still dream and wonder and then dream again. But I'm getting there. And I hope she's proud anyway that I trudged on the currents and high waters to be who I am today - still far off from who and where in life I originally wanted, but still... I know I will get there. Good morning r/ph! :)","Maogmang Pagkamundag, have a wonderful time :)" How did you get so fat?,BRUTALITY! "Because I have a morbid curiosity about this, I've been digging through the profiles of some of the more prolific posters in r/The_Donald. Some are legit Americans. But some literally do nothing but post aggressively anti americans racist sentiments with accounts that are 9 months old. I'm torn if they're just really shity people that live in the US and just discovered the internet or if they're Russian agents. Hand to god this is a real question I've been puzzling over for the last week.","During the election, on Twitter, you could feel the wave of russian twitter activits coming in for their morning shift." Neville just has to have the last word,Karius to score 96th minute overhead kick to win 1-0 on Wednesday can't wait "Not gonna lie, Calvinist Death Metal is a new one for me",So they're basically the anti-Showbread? Two old ladies vs loading dock (wait for it),U know it's gonna be good when the time stamp is backwards... Its a PVP game now since Helk is leading,As it fucking should be. Since investments usually work exponentially it is easier to triple or double your amounts of money with higher starting amounts of money. Not saying any guy could do it though.,Put all your savings into stocks since it's bound to work ;) The history of Australia is actually pretty fucked,... you don't say... So did millions of slightly off high school girls.,Haven't heard that one before "I blame all the people jay walking in between street lights downtown, in black clothing, darting in and out of traffic CONSTANTLY.","Whatever you do, don't ever think to blame yourself." Went to 7/11 for some wine. Feel like I'm being mocked.,"Went to 7-11 for some wine Why don't your slap your host across the face and pour 4loko on his dog, it'll be cheaper" What's the point of listing people who were correctly killed by police?,What's the point of lying for political ends? I thought racism ended with with Obama though!,Racism won't be over until all whites are in chains or dead. Iranian woman is sentenced to six years in prison for an unpublished story she wrote about women being stoned to death,Thank goodness Obama and Hillary are bringing more folks with this mindset into the US I started late how did we get a safety?,the usual way of getting a safety When Jeff Ward is on vacation doesn't it feel like the conversation gets elevated? Just throwing it out there. Jeff seems like a small minded bully. Name caller. Trumpish.,"Nah, I miss Jeff Ward" 17-6 on LAN with this roster.,"All their losses are on lan, fking onliners" "Bday card 3 weeks late from MIL. Inside says, I'm not late. I'm sensitive.","Well, that doesn't smell of stalker vibes at all." "I wonder if his wife was the instigator? A CIA asset that provoked the guy towards radical actions, and now the CIA moved her somewhere else.",Look at how sketchy Omar's dad's past is though. Major League Baseball outlaws offensive hazing; no more dressing rookies as women or female characters.,So now we have the No Fun League and the Major League Buzzkills. Candy?,"No, the Charles in the obituary link." Looks like a plastic straw.,"That's because it is, OP is a lier." What did actually live up to its hype?,No Man's Sky Historically France is actually the most successful European nation in land Battles.,get you and your cowardly french logic out of here "I agree, they should also let the male characters have more female villains who are actually villains.","Nah man, all female villains should be bisexual sluts who are just an arc away from redemption into anti-hero status at any given moment." "From my hometown: she was just arrested on 11 felony charges to include armed burglary, felon in possession of a firearm, aggravated assault and heroin trafficking","FAME might mean fuck all my enemies but all I can think of is the Lady Gaga album, maybe she's a fan?" "Excluding race, religion, or gender, which people do you not like?",Customers. Cleveland will wear red Block-C hats with navy alternates,Where's the chief wahoo when you need him it makes me laugh how CR was bigging up the realism and the calculation-heavy physics based space flight and all the bells and whistles - just to pastiche it back into some pseudo-WWII arcade feel. It creates a noticeable cognitive dissonance with some of the design choices. If they wanted WW2 in space - which is fine and fun - they should have simplified the physics driving it all.,#lol intakes in space And after 10 minutes you'll be looking for the control panel to turn that shit off.,I wish you could customize it however you want with any color config :// "If i would do this, my own friends would send me to hospital.","Well, hes got better friends than you do..." "Well the problem then is that if he gets caught, he's doomed. If you think about the best jungle invaders, they're good not because they can get to the enemy jungle quickly, they're good because they can always make it out safely.","True, but then again if you're running around your enemy's jungle, you have two buffs specifically catered to keeping you safe in the form if wolf/raptor smite, which realistically are the only ones you should need [unless your sacrifice takes a significant chunk of HP/MP]." We all should tweet the hell out of this to his twitter.,aapcares was trending last tym I saw on Twitter Most iPhone users don't really care about updates. It's very possible to attract a large proportion of iPhone users without having to have the update longevity that the iPhone does.,They do care about the new emojis though. "That's not a game, and measuring your reaction time there isn't accurate because of what you say in the title.",And you're not a douche James K Polk? Andrew Jackson?,Yeah after I said this I remembered Andrew Jackson probably would've been a better choice. I find it very interesting how Giratina-A floats despite A) having six legs and B) not having Levitate.,Walking is for plebs like Palkia and Dialga. Superman's not a Republican.,"Well, he's from Kansas, so his vote probably is" I wonder if he finally got committed.,I thought China wasn't into commitment? "Nope, don't post a video of yourself doing something illegal..","I vaguely remember a few years back, kids decided to video themselves on the highway doing some high-speed racing and got charged for it." I honestly don't get America's fascination with using machines for voting.,"B-but if you don't use machines, how is the politician's friend who owns the machine company supposed to make any money?" For everyone who's all excited about Putin's influence on the election and the possible ramifications...,We totally cannot allow a democratically ellected human to be our president! This is my favorite comment in the thread and barely anybody gets it. Have an upvote,What is it? Someone is photoshopping Donald Trump's face on the Queens body and it is hilarious.,It loomks like Miss Busybody from Lazytown.. "- Tom Brady: 50-1 at home vs AFC opponents since 2007 (only loss Week 17 of 2014, Brady pulled at halftime)",Total system QB CRT is leaking,"But squids don't ride Harley's, how can it be leaking?" Legion Drake(s) need love too,It's the name of an achievement. THE SITE WENT DOWN BOYS. BACK TO THE LAB I GO.,F Murtaza (Afghan boy with the self-made jersey) meets Messi,Can someone translate what Suarez said at the end ? "First Brexit, now this burn.",It comes from French and Latin so that means it's right. Maybe ol' chief here should've thought of that,"How about he gets busted down a notch or two, is forced to retire, spends the next 10 years or so in prison while his wife divorces him and takes the pension?" so you are saying the military industrial complex will kill to retain their funding.,I think we're onto something here guys! X Compact now $299.99 at BestBuy,Looks like this is back to $349.99 at Amazon and BestBuy Excellent information. Did you compile this?,it was shared with me - I've seen some of this elsewhere and I am assuming none of it is top secret and figured the sub would be interested. How has your profession changed the way you see other people?,"Engineer- I'm better than you, and I know it." That's how I felt last season... But now I want two...,Check your privilege "The BC equivalent of that place would be more like Hope, or Merritt.",She'd also be paying twice as much for car insurance here... "Everyone complaining about bringing characters forward, am I alone not wanting Destiny 2 on PC?",shut up console peasant. "Even if you didn't, just based on knowledge of other games you could conclude pretty quickly it's a character select screen.","Can confirm, did not play them old games, still understand the gif." and people on here were really saying that Jose Calderon was better at basketball...lmao,I thought it was all satire These would be amazing. *sigh* one could dream.,"Be careful, SP might see this as a sign that we want more dream fillers" "My parents won't allow my fiance and me to sleep in bed together when home for Christmas. We decided to get a hotel, now family is mad at me.","I can't believe you won't follow your parents wishes, you harlot." "Most they toss man in front everything they don't like? Not that this isn't a particularly stupid complaint, don't like how they use twitter, don't follow them.",Stop mansplaining! "Considering that cyclists aren't protected by seatbelts, airbags, and crumple zones, I think it's a understandable that they get aggravated when put in a tough situation (even if it wasn't all that bad in the end).",Cyclists *are* protected by the crumple zones on the other cars though.... "People will say this is why we should build new pipelines, because they are safer. Fact #1: If the pipelines are built by companies that are immune from prosecution when they do leak they will and have not been built with safety as a top priority. Fact #2: You may notice that there will be no mention of renewable energy as an alternative. This is to witness the limited brain function of monkey like primates.",How am I supposed to make money off of my Exxon stock if we start using renewables? "Who else had their most frustrating Iron Banner ever? Rant incoming. I'm a middling-on-my-better-days PvPer with around an .83 k/d, but have typically enjoyed and even held my own in past Banners. I started out pretty strong, winning a handful of matches and quickly wrapping up my bounties (other than matches played / won). For the last three days though, I was on an epic losing streak. I lost count after 10 matches and didn't want to look up the actual total. I was getting sniped, supered, and shotgunned if not immediately after spawning, then consistently under 30 seconds after. Over and over. I know how to play the meta too - I read a lot here, Crucible playbook, even watch some Twitch streams from time to time. It was impossible to reach the spark, let alone grab it, and most of my teams were broken up at best, mercy-ed out at worst. I don't know what was happening but it was the most frustrating I have ever found a game that I think we all agree can be pretty fracking frustrating. I did stick with each match and grabbed a few items that inched me closer to 400 - so all was definitely not lost - but in terms of my desire to go back into the Crucible / the next Banner... oy. I don't blame Rift as the game mode (though some of the spawns do seem very one-sided), and don't know enough about the switch in match-making protocols to comment on that aspect, but for whatever reason this was by far the worst Crucible / Banner experience I've had. While I recognize it's a very different dynamic / play style, my hype for round two of SRL has been seriously muted. I hope other Guardians had a decent Banner but man... I did not. End rant.",I enjoyed IB this time around. "Bilal Powell Powell broke out when Forte went down. He was playing a 49ers team that has been generous to RBs all season. Given that Forte's injury may keep him out another week and Bilal is a hot waiver wire add, I thought it'd be a good time to discuss him for those considering rolling him out Saturday against the Dolphins. How have the Dolphins been against the run this season? I know they just contained David Johnson to a degree but outside of that I am not too familiar with their run defense. Outside of that are there players you'd play Powell over? Or vice versa? Let's talk Powell guys.",I'm glad he's safely tucked away on the bench of a team that didn't even make the playoffs Press the purple button,It doesn't look like anything to me. Pefection.,"Eh, I give it a D+" so exact opposite?,"Yes, you freeze them with liquid nitrogen to make them harder, because hardness obviously equals strength." Going out to night clubs. At some point you realize how boring and fake it all is.,"Oh you are so mysterious and unique, can I please please please be your apprentice in the ways of the arcane o' grand old wizard?" Fox news now taLKING about new guccifer 2.0 leaks (live link),r/titlegore "Who would you say is the face of the Colorado Avalanche? Would it be Duchene, (my pick) Mackinnon, Landeskog, or someone else?",Rene Bourque probably Does anyone know how to watch it outside of the US?,It's on Youtube! ill trade you 5 cc2 for the white spirals.,I think you forgot the In Regards to the U.N. News about Wonder Woman,"Yes, yes, but she's white and has big tits, so she can't possibly be a good role model." "That's what I thought at first, and was disappointed, but in retrospect, it wouldn't have worked in film at all. Even in the books it's a bit unnecessary.",Not to mention how we all wished Tom Bombadil was back in the movies! Having HIV is not fun :(,Really? THIS AIN'T NO MOBAFIRE GUIDE! I DIDN'T FEEL THE RAGE FROM THIS COMMENT!!!!! FIX THIS!!,HEY STOP BEING SUCH A DINGUS BOY-O IM HELPING OUT MY FELLOW RIVEN PLAYERS IN A NICE AND FUN ENVIRONMENT DEVOID OF SALT AND TOXICITY What?,"League of Legends reference to Nunu, a champion." Giant panda no longer Endangered,yay when i can order my giant panda coat? You realize any game is created for the sake of profits? The reason many games don't go the supply drop route is because they would probably lose too many sales and the microDLC money wouldn't cover the lost revenue.,"You realize the marketed MWR as staying as close to CoD4 as possible, then blatantly lied and slapped microtransactions in there for the sake of profits?" What is the most heartbreaking song you know?,Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me "Far Harbor makes NO sense (minor spoilers). One problem has been itching the back of my brain since Far Harbor was released. --- How is it that the islanders live in the ramshackle town of Far Harbor, instead of Acadia? It makes zero sense. The human population predates the Synths. The fog has always been a problem, ever since the great war. The one and only part of the island that NEVER has fog, is Acadia, due to it's high elevation at the peak of the island. --- Thus it makes sense that the humans would have made Acadia the capital of the island, and all other cities including far harbor would be alternately settled or abandoned as the fog ebbs and flows over the years. The Synths, being immune to radiation, could just settle wherever. The only way it makes sense they would ever wind up in Acadia is if they somehow got rid of the humans that would logically have built a city there long before. Literally unplayable :P","Access to water gives them a way on and off the island, so it makes sense that people would be there, although maybe it isn't a great location for the capital" "At work, no Pokestops near",Time to buy pokeballs with coins and earn Niantic a lot of money! "To be fair, I buy coffee with this unhackable decentralized borderless peer to peer digital gold almost every day. Not using intermediary debit cards either -- straight BTC.",but but but da fees ... and you have to wait sometimes 12 hours before you get your coffe. BPD Drug Control Unit Seizes Over 400 Grams of Heroin,So many lives will be saved with this junk off the streets. "Eh, just hide your birth certificate until after you're elected","I mean, it worked for Obama" "Uber drivers feeling stiffed with fare decreases, lack of surge pricing | Metro Calgary","You mean there is a supply and demand dynamic involved in the pricing, unlike with taxis?" Trump should just have his intelligence briefings printed out for him so he can read them at his convenience.,Maybe they could break them up into a series of tweets or have Alex Jones read them out on his radio station. How is this not higher,Because it's cliche and overused now. "damn, the lefts worst nightmare. blackmen who want to escape the democrat plantation & who speak elegantly & intelligently.",Nah they are race traitors and uncle toms who are selling out their kind to the white man. LeBron James - SI Sportsperson Of The Year Ceremony 2016 (starts at 28:10),I'm glad the basketball expert in Jay Z shared his opinions on the Phil Jackson drama.. very insightful and he seems very knowledgeable on the topic.. Good thing there are plenty of experts that can do that and summarize the information for the average voter,...and I'm sure those experts would be completely non-partisan. I dont know why is this getting front page?,Because this is the quality content that the front page of this sub thrives on "100% this. Like you give up on your reallife, and seriously play 8-10 hours every day, or forget it, no idea what they are thinking.",Gotta appeal to the e-sports crowd Donald Glover Is Going to Be Young Lando Calrissian in the Han Solo Movie,god bless DonGlover "Yes, you can pull the left stick all the way down. The propellers should only shut off once its on the ground.","Whew, good to know as I was only pulling it down maybe 3/4 of the way because I needed to land quickly but didn't want it to come falling out of the sky!" "Engine swap suggestions for 1994 Ford Explorer? Explanation in post. So in 1994 ford had an Eddie Bauer trim explorer that my mother fell in love with. She owned it for 15 years, put 350,000 miles on it and eventually due to odd circumstances had to get rid of it. I was 15 years old then. Now I'm 22, out of college and want to do something special for her. Thus my idea to get any 94 Eddie Bauer I can find and restore it. The only thing I'd want to change is the engine so it gets better than the stock 14 MPG, and has a little more power. Everything else I'm going stock OEM. So, any suggestions on engines? I'm trying to hit 24 MPG... Obviously the horrible aerodynamics of the truck it's self play a factor, but I think y'all get the gist.",2jz-gte Because you may not be as shitty as you think. You can learn to enjoy the little things. Orgasms. Being warm. A dog. Self improvement is always a thing. There a bunch of different paths to happiness. Maybe you'll start meditating and reach nirvana,Basically if you really really really can't get sex find another way to be happy. That's a pretty shit way to die,Deserved it. 4am Goofey Selfie,Why this is front page? "Possible that enough players haven't played against him yet. Larkin has had about a season and a half full time in the NHL, and last year he was one of our best players. Everyone has noted him. AA is kind of flying under the radar (of everyone, including our coaching staff until very recently)",AA who? I'm 5'8 and I'm attracted to girls taller than me. I'm also attracted to muscular women. I am also attracted to dominate women (in a BDSM sense). All three of those things are rare and finding a woman who has any combination of them is even harder. Finding a woman who has all three is pretty much impossible.,Have you tried men? "Trust me you really don't want to come down when it's summer, some of our days have reached 40+ and go on for a week. Right now I'd love love to be chilling in chilly Europe.","Yeah, summer there is much more harsh than in the mediterranean...I understand" Science-Fiction,"To be fair, if we as humans are simply content with what we have, we would still be living in wooden huts." Im helping,ITT "Too many guys just sitting back and collecting a paycheck versus kids who actually fight every night :( We need 100% of a team effort. Right now we don't have that, and when Howie's in net we have even less of that because... I still haven't figured out why they just look lazy when Howard is in goal.","Well, problem solved, I want this guy as our coach" "This powerful Xbox One controller remapper is what the Xbox Accessories app should be, it's called reWASD",well looks like we hugged it to death... Wow! What a LOT of hot content you packed into that album (to say nothing of the things you packed into yourself)!,Thanks :3 I kinda felt bad for not posting in so long and I wanted to this for awhile x-x pent up feelings from work and holidays lol... yay. assuming everyone on reddit is american...,Isn't it a fact? Baseless Paranoid Theory regarding UMVC3 PS4...,Haven't they said in interviews that the roster is already set? "I guarantee she isn't diagnosed with OCD, she's just anal retentive and annoying.","From what I understand, having an undiagnosed illness makes you more interesting." Alex Jones Scrubs Pizzagate Content; Complaint Reveals New Tie Connecting Shooter To Jones,Pizzagate is real and the lamestream media is doing its usual coverup "Thank you for realizing this. As a Southerner, I am proud of my culture, but I hate when people assume I'm advocating slavery because I like good manners and hospitality.","As a northerner, good manners and hospitality are not unique to the South." Reddit is kind of like fight club. Nobody I know ever talks about Reddit.,Hey when does the narwhal bacon Vatican Nativity Scene Pays Tribute to the Plight of Refugees,Darn leftists.. U forgot to mention whereas jarvan locks people in with him u can dash in/out but with camille the target can't leave but ANYONE can walk into/out of it and if she walks out of it herself it breaks,"yeah fuck J4, he has a knockup, a long range dash, a lockdown, a shield, a slow, %hp based attacks, armor shred, cc immunity, what were they thinking" "Well that's seriously awesome. The updates have been great so far and we all really appreciate it, so thanks for doing what you can to make this game even better.",I've been really enjoying scream dont respawn at people while frantically running towards them as well "Without Obamacare, 52 million Americans could be denied insurance",ITT: I really don't see how a bunch of hopeless people worrying about dying is going to affect me Umpire leaves Contreras out for dry in Game 2,"Catcher had a mini panic attack thinking, Fuck, did I I not actually just see the ball foul off?!?" i came for syndereN,did he swallow? "Had Sex on Stage, Everybody Clapped","Oh damn, I'm suuuurre this happened, I mean what Marine that is 18 would possibly lie about something like this On another note, the details a just so...." Most played champ... Teemo. I accept your hate with open shrooms.,Most played : Urgot I wonder which one of us is the most hated. what is PDD?,"point defense drone, it blocks enemy projectiles." Can Imago Loop drop from the Nexus?,Learned this the hard way. Underwood him?,Frank Underwood from the hit Netflix series 'House of Cards.' "If you win the lotto, get in touch with me, I'll build you a proper gaming PC. This one is shiny...but there are MUCH shinier out there... :D",Can u help me :/ You are an inferior being,GOT EEM "Hitman holiday level pits you against the baddies from Home Alone, so you can finish what Kevin started",I would have preferred breaking into his house and assassinating the little bastard himself KR patch WL vs KFM,looks balanced Lots of baking with my mum.,What kind of things do you guys bake? I've pushed away many attempts at friendships and relationships due to anxiety and possible depression prompting loneliness and feelings of inadequacy.,"Did the same until I started therapy, would definitely recommend, otherwise I'm here for you" if bill gates woke up tomorrow and said lets fuck up the worlds economy what would be the best way he could do it?,Ask George Soros. "I'm only 13, but OK.",Even better Very detailed and subtle. Is this your painting? Amazing work,"No no, see the above comment!" "Just read the descriptions. Looks like it refers to the Malay archipelago rather than Malay Malay. I mean Gajah Mada is obviously Javanese. Just wondering why they chose Malay rather than Javanese, much like how Civ V used Javanese with Gajah Mada as their icon.",But Civ V was Indonesian Civilization instead of Malay/Java Civilization anit trust is a thing,What's an anit trust? I got two zeruiahs in 5 pulls. It was beautiful. No. Seriously. I DID,TMW zeru gate not out yet so you piss no one off yet How to trigger r/the_conald,Honestly you can't compare apples and oranges "I don't get it, how is that broken?",Because graveyard hate isn't allowed in standard "Wrong subreddit, friend. I do have to say though, I'm subbed to r/pathofexile and this confused the hell out of me, lol.","hehe, my bad, thanks" "I hate the fact that there are police as much as the next guy, but I think that everyone involved was just a victim of stupid laws.","Yeah, I'm sure the guys that get paid to assault and extort people are as just as innocent as who they assault and extort." Yasuo Mains disgust me,Hi Emil you guys really just think every decision he makes is his label huh? I'm sure in 2 months he'll release a song and you will still bring up this damn peasants thing,"Tbh, his label probably told him to call them peasants" I just looked up symptoms on WebMD. It looks like the correct diagnosis is cancer. Everyone please pray for Julio.,"Oh, God, I have it, too!" "At the Obama mic drop, the Google mic dropped too","And, they made the mic purple when Prince came up." Monk post Leeds United 2-0 Reading,Ignore the shady bloke in the corner on Pornhub. Dota 2. It's stockholm's.,Pendragon did nothing wrong A Boy Named Chad,What do incels named Chad do when confronted with the reality that the guy their fellow incels hate is named Chad? Hindsight is 20/20,How original. Dio mio quanto mi manca la storia siamo noi,"Per anni ho fatto colazione in compagnia del terzo reich, AMA." "How to get the most out of this game? Hey guys, I'm planning on buying BDO now that it is on sale and would like to know how to get the best experience from this game. What procedure should I take things in order to enjoy the experience to the fullest?",SWIPING YOUR CREDITCARD /thread How on earth did I die?,Cropping 5/7 Sarcasm is lost on the masses without a sarcasm tag.,needs This is discussed about once a week at this point.,:'| Wade being overrated Spo just being there along for the ride of the big 3,Wade is so overrated that he's basically invisible on the floor for the Heat this year. Why are you still on this subreddit?,Because year 1 is the best one obviously Coulda faxed Bernie a few of those debate questions so he could get the same amount of preparatory time as Hillary and her staff.,"Yea, theres no way he would be prepared for a question about Flint's water crisis during the Flint townhall without a heads up." Eh priest isn't really available legitimately anymore,"It wasn't available in most countries tbh, but who cares if you don't live in NA, Germany, France, UK and few others..." This sub acts like trees still aren't legal I love it,"Oh yeah, I guess I was too stoned and missed the part where my state legalized" "To elaborate, NJ already has a law on the books that requires when at least one smart handgun becomes commercially available, all new handguns sold after a certain period must be smart guns. It should come as no surprise to anyone that groups like the Brady Campaign have pushed for NJ to start enforcing the law... it seems even the state doesn't really think that's such a good idea anymore.",I assume this means for the police as well. "Christians in U.S. Are Less Educated Than Religious Minorities, Report Says",I'm shocked! "If her brushes were actually dirty she wouldn't have such a beautiful complexion. They're makeup brushes with makeup on them, I'm sure she cleans them weekly (or so).",No u have to throw away ur brushes each time u use them don't be discusting "Lmfao, that wasn't me cheating xD xD",Yeah just like how you're not cheating now "I am so flattered to be in this sub! My MIL eventually broke into my house, shit on my furniture, and then killed my dog. BIG FUN!",You are so overly sensitive and you cant take a joke! "It's the double standard I object to. This fool gets a pass, while a conservative would get crucified for the same thing.","for us to make Jew jokes we are anti Semitic nazis, but for them they are just shining light on the oppression of Palestinians" When your one night stand asks so what are we the next day,I threw up a little "That exact scheme happened dipshit, read the rest of the comment next time.",Its just like the satanic child-abusing daycare centers from the 80's. That doesn't mean that it makes sense though.,No it doesn't mean that at all. Complete Surveillance Video From $1 Million Pharmacy Robbery In Euless,Some detective is matching up and analyzing butt cracks as we speak. It's only slightly better than Harrison.,"Yeah, that's so obviously a surname (Son of Harry) that it's just weird reading it." Japan could be hit with another Tsunami,And how did you come up with this statement after reading the article? College student about to try adderall for the first time. Do's? dont's? tips? I know the obvious you'll get hooked don't rely on it use it sparingly but what's your preferred route of administration? Have any tips and tricks? How long am I gonna be focused? Should I eat when I take it? Should I snort or parachute it? What's it comparable to?,Drink lots of water but you will figure that out on your own :) The thing is that series is not about their origins. Its about them crusading.,Yeah I'd love a book of just 300 pages of the Emperor looking at test tubes (Spoilers Extended) What piece of lore makes you go WTF? There's a lot of really weird stuff out there. What bizarre pieces of lore just leave you puzzled? Maybe we can all help you make sense of it.,"From what i've read in TWOIAF, anything east of Qarth/Dothraki Sea." "It took over two months of requesting, but I did it!",Gonna do this with RG then drop to 2900 and stay there forever thanks for the idea! "If only they were not so lazy, Sockshka, Joraal, Matrice, Crio_J, and the other french pubstars could succeed. Pretty depressing.",Sockskacouldn't live with himself after stunning the boar I guess. mine seems to only hear hey google for some reason.,"I seem to have a stroke anytime I say okay Google, but not hey Google." "Joe Silva profile: Details ruthless business tactics, says he made 'seven figures' when UFC sold",What a little douche bag. "Italians are considered Latino...? But yeah, what a douche.","Italiano, latino, they're practically anagrams" tank you byron scott,Me too tanks "I'd prefer this happened for defenders by default but since Ubisoft doesn't seem to have a problem with the amount of killing outside by defenders, I think this is actually a nice buff to Glaz.","Yea they should probably nerf the defenders more, win rates have been too high since the semi auto nerf" Thanks Reddit. You saved me from potential credit card theft. Always wiggle the card reader.,"Fuck, he found it - now I gotta put another one" "I absolutely believe it was a manipulation tactic. The whole date was pretty much this: Me: I like to ski. Once upon a time, I was a semipro. Him: skiing is so stupid. You shouldn't waste your time and potential with things like that. Me: oh so do you ski? Him: well I can get down like any blue. You should play basketball instead. Basketball is so much better than skiing. You would be a great basketball player if you got in better shape. He dissed my looks, dissed my career, dissed my hobbies, even dissed my favorite foods and color. The whole night was like an assault to everything I enjoy mixed with trying to manipulate me into his ideal submissive woman","Dang, he sounds like a real winner!" "My local Thai restaurant sporadically applies an automatic 15% tip on customers they think won't tip. It does say in bold letters on front of the menu that a 15% gratuity might be included in the bill. Apparently we get a lot of foreign visitors who don't have tipping in their country as they pay their waiters a living wage. So they don't tip when they come here. So the restaurant will 'helpfully' add the tip onto the bill if they've racially profiled you as from a non-tipping country. Okay fine, but they add the tip in the illegible paper tape math from a 1980s era cash register, and still leave a blank tip line in the credit card printout! So several people have ended up tipping 15% on top of the 15% (which works out to about a 32% tip) and those that realize it later have left some very angry reviews on their yelp.",15+15=32 The other thing.,Something else. Funny how literally not a single MSM article will show the Instagram posts or Podesta Emails.,Can't be reporting fake news! Hendrick's gift to Alex Bowman,I thought Hendrick's gift to Bowman would be the 5 car MLG partners with YouTube for MLG Vegas!,This is going to make the community very happy! "Damn, your mom has presidential potential.",Problem is though she is a woman. Yes it does smell like gas but its also 23 years old it just smells like an old car when it starts,"The fire looks cool but, I'm concerned for you" That one warrior who didn't even pick it up tho,I'm a ppe "Yeah, I am seriously not sure how this turned into Americans be like this. Especially when OP never even mentioned his nationality. (It's not an unreasonable assumption, but...)","Because Americans are slutty, haven't you ever seen the documentary Girls Gone Wild?" Major key coming at you guys for fast leg and glute recovery.,If you only workout your legs once a month you don't have to worry about slow leg recovery. "I agree with OP. Sous vide cooking has a whole lot less effort than just throwing steak on the grill. All you have to do is salt and pepper the steak, vacuum seal it, and throw it in the water and forget about it. That is the best part about sous vide cooking is that it doesn't matter if the steak is in the water for 1.5 hrs or 4 hrs. It will come out cooked the exact same either way. I use a cast iron skillet and get it nice and hot throw in a pad of butter just until it starts to bubble and sear steaks for 30 seconds on each side. Not sure why OP's stead didn't have much crust on it after a minute. Likely wasn't hot enough when he put the steak in the pan.","Besides amazing perfectly cooked steaks, the time savings alone is pretty much worth buying a sous vide circulator." "Mail carrier saves Christmas, empties burning mail truck full of Amazon packages","Was about to order AMD, but switching to Nvidia now." I love Surf music. I play a little bit of surf music and some classical. My guitar teacher hates Flamenco though.,Could you recommend some? Though the fact that Jones beat DC recently probably hurts his candidacy.,"DC flipped Henderson *higher* tho, so it cancels out!" "Nevada Progress - Clothes/Outfits, small teaser",Some sort of The hills have eyes easter egg? "What hockey event or story would you want to see turned into a documentary? There are so few ESPN 30 for 30s centered on hockey and it made me think about how many compelling stories there are. My first idea was the career of Mario Lemieux. There are very few individuals who mean more to their franchise than Super Mario. Controversial tanking and drafting, amazing career, injuries and illness, and saving the team multiple times. It could be called Le Magnifique. What documentary would you make if you could?",Rangers 94 cup "Yeah, it's called an Alexander's Star. My dad got one in the 80s and he's never solved it. It's a bitch to even attempt.",Pretty sure I could attempt it with my eyes closed! "What the fuck?! Ugh, it never fails to amaze me how unaware some people are.",Right? Decriminalization of homosexuality in Europe,We are such a progressive country "So, are magnesium alloy cases really that good?",I've always thought that Mg alloy was nice and light - but also quite brittle. loading screen in my neighborhood,Why'd they have to make it a black male? You might not have realised but the islamists are already engaged in that,"Certain factions, yes." I use Coinbase but I'm not really invested in the Bitcoin community/news. What's wrong with Coinbase? It's always been fine for me.,Apparently they're providing details of every transaction in the past few years to the IRS. U.S. Officials: Putin Personally Involved in U.S. Election Hack,When friends treat you like that you deserve it. "Hi Beam Marketing, Eat a dick. K, thanks, bye.",I was thinking Basil Hayden's and Bakers represent great value Customer states alliance are best quality shoes. I was originally going to install a set of meritor shoes as they were a few bucks cheaper.,Hey customer is always right! Classic As a Black Man over at The_Donald,"Yeah, no black men voted for Trump, that's ridiculous" "Benefits of RSI So new medic here,in school we learned about RSI, but where I did all my rides here in Jacksonville then only use etomidate and versed or ketamine. What exactly are the benefits of RSI as opposed to just using etomidate and a sedative?",YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BADASS NUFFSAID "1. I agree for the most part. 2. Shrill means high pitched, that's exactly what it is. Not sure what's mysogynistic about that. 3. Who's been homophobic here?",It's close enough to Shillary so might as well make it a misogynist term "Ok, so OSPF is something you need to know for the exam. But it's not an exam topic and not on the exam. Ok.",You don't need to know OSPF but you need to be aware that it exists and you need to understand basic AD/Metrics. Anyone else having Elizabeth's dress disappear in BioShock Infinite BC?,I am disappointed in the lack of Lennys It is now LGBTQLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ....FYI,What's the FYI stand for? "So proud of us sone, and to all of you who said it was meaningless xD","Yep, they are going to get a huge award for this, right?" "Wait, so if Micheal can't die, what CAN kill him? He can survive being scooped He can survive being springtrapped He can survive a huge fire *Can he survive a nuclear explosion?*","I'm telling you, this could all be a dream (The entire Reddit gets triggered)" That's positive right?,"Well, duh, it's got the word hero in it." Sure. I'll go back to wondering how the manufacturer made this board.,Maybe they ordered copper plate and laser cut it.... "Guys, masama ba talaga lunukin chewing gum? Mga nakatatlong beses nako eh","wag lang gawing habit, kasi mahirap ma digest ang bubble gum" "Let em, they are only 28% of the voting population. Sure they own guns, but the US military has tanks.",Fuck yeah love a good civil war Are you a woman though? I wouldn't want to smell manly...,I'm a woman but amber smells very feminine I have heard about that one. That is one I want to check out. My question is how do you ensure that everyone actually use it?,On your computer you can see if every student is logged in to ensure they are on task He mentions it to Barry shortly after his dad dies it must be hard seeing me or something like that.,and how it was truly tragic or something like that "Welcome to the internet, where everyone is smarter than everyone else","Any idiot can claim to be smarter than everybody else, but I actually *am* smarter than everybody else." "Why CXP made me quit. I'm that guy who has been playing since day 1, with all 8 stories completed multiple times, 100% on operations, 40'000 achievement points, and over 500 days playing time. Even my oldest child, who was a baby when I started playing, is now playing with me. A lot has changed in my life, so where I used to play a TON, my playtime now is limited to somewhere in the range of 6-8 hours a week. About three months ago, I joined a raid team that was still progressing on HM revan, and since they were cool people, I didn't mind slogging through it with them even though I've cleared it on multiple characters, both in 3.0 and 4.0. Nearing the end of 4.0, we were making really good progress, getting further each week, but this CXP system has changed everything. Now, just to get back to a point where I can continue playing content I've already cleared at a couple different levels, I'd have to spend months or even years grinding and grinding to get back to a relevant level of gear. Where I used to be able to switch characters on a whim so as best to help out my team, I'm now limited to focusing only on a single character so as not to fall further behind. That play style is not appealing to me, even if it were possible to keep up to my teammates at my current level of play. Since it isn't, I've decided to stop subscribing to, and playing the only MMO I've ever been interested in. Thanks, Bioware.","But this is a story only game, it's casual, and you get to play story over and over again, why does gear matter?" "Michigan recount reveals error, but not the one Jill Stein wanted","but michigan is a voter ID state, voter ID is supposed to prevent voter fraud." You underestimate the sheer number of meth heads here in Indiana,I often drive through Chalmers and I always chuckle at the Meth Watch sign located directly behind the Welcome to Chalmers sign. "I love you. When I get to my pad tonight, you will be crowned first gild commander. Take pride, soldier.",Aw man OP you didn't deliver "Bro, yes that was indeed the joke.",Oh shit I thought it was a Ray Lewis joke I need that daily inspiration for finals,I love Bruce Lee Mechanic is stripped and de-boned.,Death by horizontal boring machine. "You know women are individuals and not a singular entity, right?","Brb, gotta consult the hivemind before I reply." wat,someone forgot the I would buy this book today.,I would buy it tomorrow (It's 11:14pm here) Or put in the sidebar,Asking the mod's to do something new on this sub....Oh mate ur walking the thin line of getting a 5 day ban. "Chilling Grasp Ah Puch basics are out of synch with animation Kinda noticed it right away along with my friend the next day it is really obviously, out of his attack chain it looks like the first two out of three I believe clearly look like as if he is shooting them from his hands and not his staff due to I believe delay. Kinda a nit pick but also triggers my OCD. Also expecting the classic really, thats the least questionable thing about that skin so don't even.","Really, that's the least questionable thing about that skin" "Oh yeah, I totally believe that someone who raped a 10-year-old without a second thought is safe to release back into society after spending several years with hardened criminals.","Fuck hundreds of years of work in human rights to make sure that if someone is wrongfully convicted and evidence comes up disproving his giult later, we can undo it amirite" I rack the fucking weights back.,You're a hero DELL S2716DG 27 2560 x 1440 Resolution TN 144 Hz Refresh Rate and NVIDIA G-Sync - $449.00 ($699.00-$250.00),"Went out of stock now, while I was ordering.. fack" Boot logos work in 9.3.3?,Only respring logos "I think this is the most accurate statement about the current political environment. The country has become very divided, and each side is highly polarized against the other. It reminds me of a video I watched from the 50's. 2 guy were being interviewed about politics. One was a republican. The other a democrat. They completely disagreed with one another, but still managed to be very respectful and courteous towards one another. If only we could have that today....",YOU'RE WRONG AND STUPID FOR POSTING THAT BECAUSE... "The headline is incredibly misleading. The *one senator* calling for his impeachment is Leila De Lima who has already been proven to have received bribes in her previous job as secretary of justice from drug lords to protect them and/or allow them special privileges in prison (phones, guns, prostitutes, recording studio, food, alcohol etc...). She will soon be formally charged. It's also unlikely that De Lima was legitimately elected to the Senate; the 2013 and 2016 senate elections have been compromised but the investigations have been stuck in the mud for a while. (And by compromised, here's how bad the 2013 elections were: The same 60/30/10 voting pattern was preprogrammed across the entire country.)",Your explanation is illogical because it is against the Duterte-is-evil-narrative that international MSM is trying to sell to the world. Well that sucks. That was a bad checkpoint placement in between the 1st and 2nd phases of the boss fight.,Clearly you've never played dark souls before Bitter Liberals Post Selfies of Themselves Flipping Off Trump Tower - Breitbart,"Ooh, they sure told that building what's up." Can Palpatine clear out Hogwarts? If yes. Can he do it at his worst and their best? Or just their best?,"With Duel of the Fates playing in the background, Palpatine casually strolls through the grounds and castle, killing everyone in his path, laughing evilly, and claiming the place as property of the Galactic Empire." let me engage my super telepathic fortunetelling farseer powers,And? "If you could ask the late Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago one last question, what would it be? I guess most of us really look up to her for the things she has done and not (Nangurakot). And besides her incomparable intellect and effective sense of humor - she's also a figure of honest justice for our country. So if you have the chance o ask her one last time - just one question - what would it be?","How does it feel to always stand by your principles in a country such as philippines, with citizens such as ours?" Big Ten the new king of conferences,That BIG bias "What an excuse. Let's just forget about solving things in a humane way. Let's just go kill, because that's going to stop all the violence.",Because that work so well in Mexico against drug cartels. "20 fake accounts, Rs 60 crore found in I-T raid on Axis bank branch in Noida",These are isolated incidents This was foreseeable. It was knowingly overlooked.,For the greater good That Yogg was not fucking around!,He's tired and sick of your shit Don't say that. It's a bad word.,lol maybe you shouldn't watch that stuff then What do you call that sweater thing?,That *thing* is Yukino Yukinoshita. I actually kinda wish they'd slow down releasing heroes. Having to deal with one or two weeks of broken heroes every release hasn't been fun.,"Oh yeah man, I remember how OP Butcher, Kharazim, Rexxar, Morales, Artanis, Cho'gall, Lunara, Greymane, Dehaka, Chromie, Medivh, Gul'dan, Auriel, Alarak and Varian were on release." "There were a few bug reports after the Zarya patch went live that SEF was bugged: if Earth and Fire both die Chen will be killed when the ult ends, even though Storm survived. Looks like the bug is still around.","It's not a bug, it's a stealth nerf obviously" "Fun fact. Chromie base health (last buffed to 1365) is higher than Li Ming, Erik, Baleog, Abathur, Murky, Tracer, Valla, and Raynor. Seems wrong.","Yeah but Erik is overpowered, so it's fine" Who cares about HEALS...IF EU TEAM still DIES IN THE END....Soo LuL...So have drafted better instead of picking Illidonger!!,"Ikr, heals and peeling ,both so shit, 5 assassin is the meta" "How dare you care about your own country, neighbours, family and friends more than people on the other side of the world",Why can't you goddamn idiots see how well increasing globalization (and thereby CO2 emissions as well as every single other kind of pollution you can think of) is working out for the planet? I had to: Inside the mind of an 'honor' killer in Pakistan,Just remember that there's no compulsion in religion and everyone will be fine. You can pick up the standard version of Prison Architect in a bundle cheaper than if you were to buy it by itself!,Thank you for this sir "I wish more units were like Agrias, aesthetically. I'd like to tone down the glowing nonsense covering up Terra's sprite. And freaking Xiao. One of my favorite units. You can't barely tell it's a person at 5-stars. Looks like a walking fireball.",Idk walking fireball sounds kinda badass Why you can't just ignore the CIA report on Russia hacking,But you can ignore the FBI and the director of national inelegance. "Globalization is not evil and you should stop portraying it as such. Thanks to the jobs that have been moved offshore, billions of people in developing nations have seen their quality of life improve dramatically. In turn, western corporations have cut costs leading to cheaper products with more money for R&D. There is the unfortunate condition that blue collar workers in western nations find less job availability, and we can work at alleviating the pressures they feel. But globalization has been a net positive for both developed and developing nations.",And that's why you've never been better off He even used the Native Pharah skin (arrowheads instead of rockets),That was **totally** on purpose... Does Stella need to be maxed skilled for this to work?,"I would like to know this too, and any replacements for verde because i dont have him :(" "This is the first time I've heard of this idea, although I am pretty new here. Will have to definitely get myself a notebook and do this.",I figured it would help a newb like me as there are so many choices out there. No easy games in the ~~Prem~~ top leagues.,Says the guy from Serie Juve US cancels major aid package to the Philippines over human rights concerns,Withholding aid has been successful in getting North Korea and Cuba to change their ways also. someone who truly believes that climate change is fake or that millions of people voted illegally in the election shouldn't be allowed to vote.,"Yea, we should have intelligence tests before we let people into the voting booth Because there's no way that could go wrong." Not all are renters. Plenty of people who bought there when housing was relatively cheap.,and have lower property taxes than their neighbors thx to Prop 13... You fucking wanker. You get rid of that socialized education shit and suffer under unrestricted capitalism with the rest of us (rest of us being the US and third world nations),Feel the Bern 5s teams and 3s teams names are swapped with each other,Not even riot cares about ranked teams "You realize female and male cows are quite literally raped? Females are artificially inseminated. Bulls haha, oh god you won't believe this but here goes: someone jerks them off into a bag to collect their semen. Last time I checked cows and bulls lack the ability to consent to these things. Humans are not the only species that can be raped bro.",yes but those are COWS and cows are LESSER ANIMALS "Would someone please look at me! I've lost re-election, please, for the love of God look at me!","He has a posse, better watch you back, pard." I suspect that campaigns will work with Russia or other adversaries in the future to coordinate a hack and disinformation campaign against their opponents. There is some wavering of house and senate republicans on expressing outrage and wanting to investigate right now but this is very close to being a precedent that it is okay to have foreign countries interfere to help your party.,I have an easy solution to this problem and it involves not doing shit that would tank your campaign if it came to light "Global Mission Results: 16,423,231 out of 100,000,000.",So close Sci-fi Visual Enhancements is pretty sweet looking,Must be inconvenient having all the continents under 5 inches of water United States bombs dropped on Laos 1964-1973,I didn't realize Laos was such an isolated island "Donald J. Trump on Twitter: If Russia, or some other entity, was hacking, why did the White House waite so long to act? Why did they only complain after Hillary lost?",Unfortunately we can't all know everything that's happening all the time like Donald "Its not the same bug, he doesn't even fire for the other people. You're just standing there for them. Got it 4 times in 4 rounds of playing Tachanka. Nice.","Ubisoft game testers make minimum wage, don't be too mad at them." TIL there is a plague of money vampires in the US.,"yes, they're called 'poor' or 'urban' or 'immigrants." Falling with style,I thought you need to hit the ropes three times before it breaks? Wow. This is amazing. Really shows bad people can do good things. Dov is emboldened by the fact he set up a company that didn't exploit factory workers like other companies. And that's a great thing he did. But he's also to blame for allowing greedy business people to dismantle that.,Ahhh got to love business talk on Reddit. "Game Thread: Flyers vs. Blackhawks 8:30pm Here it is, Let's Go Flyers, Fuck the Pens.","damn i started watching during the comeback, i take full responsibility" It's because they hate Clinton.,I think many of his supporters are using him as an excuse to be racist and to shame Muslims and homosexuals. What is the greatest video game weapon of all time?,Autosniper "I kind of regret watching. I *really* hope this person wasn't on LSD and instead some other, more dissociative drug. You can feel pretty much everything on acid, I can't even imagine how fucking traumatizing this was psychologically. Hope he sues the fuck out of these people, hope that handler loses his job, and I hope that dude doesn't remember this experience...","dont worry, if this was real police brutality there are safe guards for that..." "Did you read the entire post? What OP is basically saying: Do it now at LL379 and receive a LL384 NF drop vs Do everything else first, increase your LL to LL382 and receive a LL387 NF drop.",Or do the NF and receive motes of light I'll sell you my account for $100 (I have the skin),:| "The more that I hear about Bednar, the more I wonder why I never saw any of this when I was actively going to church. This is really disturbing. Do we really want a guy who acts like this to eventually be leading the church?","Either people will be disgusted with him and leave, or they'll support him and you'll know where they stand." Expert is bullshit.,Looks like quite the fun ride. I'll reply when i get home from work. I'm going to get breakfast now.,"Shit dude you are making yourself look cheap, stop it already." me irl,Now THIS is a good mem "Vladimir Putin 'personally involved' in US hack, report claims",Uhh... FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG! "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, The Wise?",Well he's Snoke so we're already gonna get that "So, we're getting that independent Clinton investigation done as well right? I'm not even American but you guys are making yourselves look like the biggest hypocrites. I read the many posts on here about Trump needs to face the music when he loses and to accept the election results, when you guys in fact can't. The shilling and misdirection and lies. It's insane. From both sides mind you. I agree with everyone who voted Trump. It was the ultimate anarchy move. They don't care about qualifications it was done just to piss people off. How are you still not understanding that.",You must be a commie Alt-Right Terrorist Dylann Roof Guilty on All Counts,Wasn't he just a liberal actor? Barron.,Middle Name: Cyber GH5 will shoot 4K 10bit 24fps. Best camera on the market once it arrives in early 2017.,"Thanks, will have to take a look!" "You'll be fine, Yahoo got hacked. Just throw it off the Eiffel Tower, it will work.",Is there any tweak so my phone won't break when k throw it? LF2M NF Bounty Leave names and I'll add to chat. Mic not required.,tris1313347 391 hunter I think it was a recon mission to spy on the Vex.,They're doing an excellent job of spying "Cube them two Jahs, and then baby you got a stew going.",That Cham will get him way closer to his enigma. Why the hell would you want a teenager with you at dinner though? That's *almost* as bad as a toddler.,If not even worse! "I don't know about that, in the short he clearly shows sadness and excitement, not to mention while in game he has a laughing emote.",forgot Am I the only one who likes the new Apple Music design?,You're literally the only one. I forgot it was 8:30 AM and tried to order Chinese food Disappointment. Still havin fun though,Never give up I believe in you! "Re:Creators original anime announced. Directed by Ei Aoki (Kara no Kyoukai, Fate/Zero, Aldnoah Zero). Original idea, story and character design by Rei Hiroe (Black Lagoon manga). Studio : Troyca (Aldnoah Zero",So where does this take place in the Re:Zero and ReLife timeline? Does anybody not bitch and whine in these game threads?,But my clearly superior team isn't performing exactly as I expected with an earth shattering fantasy score "I bet one of those little, round betta bowl heaters would be perfect for something like this.",Just put it on a hot plate! I find that hard to believe.,Mate are you like 14 what did he expect was going to happen?,This has to be fake. "Chelsea are fast becomming the most likeable team in the prem, even a bigger turn around than on the pitch from last season.",Helps when you don't have the football Grinch managing you Smoking Coffee grounds? Wtf? My dad was telling me some stuff people did while he was in jail and he said people would roll joints with coffee grounds in it and apparently it got them high. Is this even possible or is it just some dumb jail shit?,actually believe it or not coffee converts to meth when smoked "And then you ultimately only use 1-3 of them, but mentally keep tabs on the rest for later.",If your using chrome theres an extension called OneTab which compiles all the tabs in a window into a list of links. the talent is picked at level 4. think about how many games you know you're going to win at level 4?,A lot considering the early skirmish results and team comps. "Starting a podcast with a similar feel, anyone interested?",im down i've tried to do this with people on reddit 3 times (shure sm7b 1080p camera) pm me "My flair suggests that I shall comment on this: Because of her Nasty personality coupled with her op abilities. I find it entertaining to see a character being a bitch, but at the end, she's still strong as hell and gets the job done. Which is: kill monsters and save people. Heck she just killed a giant octopus in a matter of seconds. Imagine if there were lots of civilians at the area, and the octopus was rampaging right? Can you imagine the casualties it would have? So with Tatsumaki, she have just saved hundreds/thousands of lives back there in a matter of seconds. Plus her thighs..","doesn't matter how many thousands or millions of lives you saved, at the end of the day it all boils down to your personality flaws" Their all woman hating misogynist. The whole racist group is sad really. Democrats are superior. I can't wait for the electorate to overthrow trump!,you forgot the You're responding to the guy that told people to 25 round burst with a Cyclone.,He clearly knows what he's talking about here too Those are good points. May be we should just get rid of tab in our text representation altogether. Is there any use case for having a tab character(ascii or unicode) since it is an unprintable character anyway?,Maybe we should get rid of line breaks too since they are unprintable characters. Badum.,Freeeedom! Hatchimal for sale,Try returning it so that someone who actually wants it can buy it at a normal price. That's your native language,"To be fair - he want them to speak it, not to write." He has one this time every year. It literally says: Before POTUS goes on vacation. That'd be pretty flippant if it were a big deal.,The vacation is in a bunker. Sa ne explice Olivia Steer cum sta treaba.,pai nu au tratat-o cu sirop de Agave si unguent cu aloe ... au mers la spital ... de aia ... Daca ii dadeau niste Oscillococcinum ... homeopatic ... sigur ii trecea ... E o conspiratie a spitalelor "I'm tired of Tim Hortons trying to cram my patriotism down my throat. Fuck you Tim Hortons, your coffee lids fuckin suck and most the people working at the ones near me can barely speak english, always fuck everyone's orders up and there's always a slow-ass line up any time of the day.","Look, Tim's just can't find Canadian workers, so they were forced, forced I tell you, to hire temporary foreign workers." "That when said I had smoked half a salmon at the weekend, I hadn't done so in a hubbly bubbly pipe, but a smoking oven.","This comment doesn't make any sense, upvoted." Microcosm,"Yeah, but where's the apartheid and Palestinian concentration camps?" Only if people let him. Don't let him.,Tell that to his ~~cult members~~ voter base. That's how you know you are a great leader; when your followers behave like this.,Calling them deplorable is why Trump won! "Carpenters are better than Perkaholics though?! 600-1200 points for everyone. If all players just use this, everyone can buy Juggernog and we can play without dashboarding....",Are you the guy who made the Licensed Contractor is better than perkaholic video? "I just guess, most jungler with mana go blue, jungler without mana go red. After I took their raptor/wolf, I ward their buff through the wall. If I see enemy jungler, I will just leave quietly while they are startled. If they are not there, I take their buff as well and leave.","I'll try that, thanks!" Willy Hernangomez goes for a walk.,"Gather steps, he didnt have possesion of the ball" I made an iPhone 6/7 wallpaper from the new artwork if anyone else fancies using it :),"Rise up, when you livin' on your knees you rise up, tell your brother that he's gotta rise up, tell your sister that she's gotta rise up, when are these colonies gonna rise up..." Uber Drivers and Deliveroo too. As people's wages get pinched and pinched they will be more likely to strike. Good on them all I say.,Uber drivers can't strike when they aren't employees "A community support structure where you can interact with your neighbors on a weekly basis and work towards good in the world. It could be accomplished by a secular organization, but them having a supernatural lore attached doesn't hurt anything.",Aren't unitarians pretty much what you just described? "Tampa Bay Rowdies will submit an expansion application for 2020 by the Jan. 31, 2017 date",Bring the I4 Derby to the MLS! Umm..that's bladedancer invis. It's a perk on their skill tree. And Nightstalkers can also do it. It's a hunter thing,Last I checked titans don't get that perk "Good offer but im not intrested in falcos, not the prettiest rims lol. But will you take purple chaks for the FSL?",Would you consider the purple chaks and hypernova? I don't think tax payers should pay 1 billion dollars to give bored people something to do.,**ding ding ding** spend 2 million dollars on really fast public Wi-Fi and the problem takes care of itself. "embarrassingly, i was in my 30s before i learned that anne frank died in the holocaust. i always thought she had made it out, like elie wiesel.",Well you just taught me something lol Can't you ask for a hippopotamus like a normal kid?,How about a rhymenocerous. A USPS truck caught fire and the postal worker rushed to save all of the packages from catching fire.,Yea great now my package was just thrown on the ground instead of on fire.. The Failing New York Times to vacate eight floors.,MAYBE THIS TIME THEY WILL TRY A NEW STRATEGY RATHER THAN CONTINUING TO DOUBLE DOWN ON THEIR OLD ONE HAHA RITE GUISE? Did you mean to share this chapter? We are on 18,"I presume he shared it cause it's Viz, which to my knowledge is the official translation." Last week of December which means rip me becuase i'm going on a cruise,Oh no that sounds horrible The DW12 chassis will be used through the 2020 season.,"That's expected, wonder if a new engine manufacturer will come before" Is this sarcasm...? I seriously can't tell nowadays. :\,Assume all cuck comments to be "NECRO DID NOT NEED A BUFF in case you didn't know, we are still waiting on that hydra buff (also I need to get my hands on that fucking sword)",BUFF NECRO WE NEED DEX NEXT "Poetry's fukn dumb. Always has been. That Poe dude and the Frost one tried to make it worthwhile, but too many pretentious fuckwits pretty much ruining it entirely to even bother with it. :C","While you were busy with pretentious fuckwits, I was studying the Sturlusson." I play Warhammer. 100 bucks won't even get you started.,Hating Matt Ward will. We need a ban on white men,How many times will the white apes chimp out before America wakes up? "You aren't talking about being a citizen, you're talking about being a subject or a disciple of the world's shittiest fucking religion.","Nah, it's not that bad." will I be able to recieve 8.0 update?,"As far as I know, rooting prevents you from getting OTA updates." doesn't fit the narrative of millennials gettin screwed,I don't think millennials need a news article to figure out they are getting screwed by this government. I was a TF main for the longest time and only just learned that last week. :I,do mains not read tooltips :/ Im actually shocked I found a place that actually enjoyed those stories.,Are you litteraly shaking now ? "Switch tour announced for North America, will be playable at PAX and SXSW",Thank you Nintendo for forgetting that (most of) Canada and the entire Southeast US exists "Don't forget birth certificates, comrade.","Too easily faked, as we can see with OBUMMER" Ubisoft is giving away 7 free games on Uplay (PSA),"I posted this yesterday, where's my gold?" Meme Liberal,Best post here in months! "I am a bit disappointed that Apex of Sacrifice is not a part of the Atlas First of all, don't get me wrong GGG that this is some kind of a rage. I really admire you and your team for the latest content which is making this game greater than it has already been. On the other hand, I don't understand why the Apex isn't part of the Atlas (yet) because it has all requirements to be considered as a map. It has to be activated over the map device, and it can drop maps which have a higher tier than one, which is only possible in maps. The Apex and Alluring Abyss is an endgame content which has been introduced quite a while ago and is still done by a lot of players. I even think that it is one of the biggest endgame contents done by many players. To guarantee some variety to those runs, I would really love to see some different mods being applied to this area. It is already pretty great, but it can furthermore be enhanced by adding it to the Atlas, making it possible to be affected by Sextant mods. Does anyone else have the same opinion? I'd like to hear what the community thinks about it. Maybe the upcoming new big patch would then be a good possibility if GGG gets a bit feedback from us. Regards, Redentor",It would be too big a boost to life-based builds cuz you wouldnt have to roll seething on your flasks and can instead just roll the sextant mod In there natural habitat for once.,This is obviously shopped "Grayer's my only solid bench piece at the moment and Len's hopefully going to progress a bit, I can't give up on him right now. Sorry.","Alright, what were you thinking when you asked." Is Reddit (not mobile) on Safari being weird on anyone else's phone? It mainly seems to be CFBOT and I keep getting a problem repeatedly occurred error page. If someone doesn't fix this I'm going to have to find another group of losers to shit post with.^<3,Just another thing Apple isn't compatible with "LPT: If someones existence offends you, you are bigoted not them.",No the real bigots are the people I don't approve that get mad when I firebomb their house What game are you trying to get? I'm actually thinking of moving to Hallandale/ Hollywood Fla in a few years. Winter can suck it.,Looking like the wings/hawks in March but not sure yet. "So are a lot of the pro-Trump accounts here. More than a few of them already decided to reach this same conclusion. All at once. You know, as with most totally spontaneous, sincere opinions.",Things that make you go hmmmmm... Twins: Rod Carew undergoes successful heart/kidney transplant. Expected to make full recovery.,It's a Hanukkah miracle! He's too busy cowering in fear.,Because he's gonna GeT fuCkInG REkt Donald Trump: I will release my tax returns when Apple brings back the head phone jack,Martin Shrekli's response: This "Yeah solo standard and standard needed the change way more than 1s and 2s Once the ranks settle out after this adjustment, there will be a shitload of people at the highest rank",definition of shitload: 0.2% "Ex-specially. Also, not really a pronunciation error, but when people write wah la instead of voila it makes me want to scream. If you don't know how to spell the word or phrase you're trying to use, just don't.",I thought you typed Viola instead of voila and i was like How could you fuck that up so bad??? And thats the way you do it,A sincere thank you to all who had a part in this. "Yeah, not arguing against winter tires at all, but that person definitely just drove off the side.",But if they had been driving a lifted diesel truck with big tires that made lots of smoke they could have drive right out of the ditch without stopping. Most blatant case of Gyno I've seen in a fighter,I was thinking the same effing thing. Jesus was just me wanting to fuck everybody's womynz so I started turning water into wine to get turnt. Things got a little out of hand so I had to fake my own death. Came back to tap one freaky bitch one more time and got caught. Played it off as a resurrection then got the fuck outta there.,You're hilarious Lol,u/thecalculatorman stop holding water for Putin "Nah, rumours are that they're being moved to Quebec. The Quebec Pay System.","Nah, pretty sure that's Carolina." While we're on the subject. What the heck is a Seahawk?,"A seahawk is like an erne, or a sea eagle, or osprey." Autocorrect should be named Autoassume. It doesn't know if the changes are correct.,Did you just assume my grammar? Pizza is my favorite thing. Also you are a hottie. No offense just noticed lol,"I'm so offended, how dare you!" Woahh didn't see that one coming,"Well, it *isn't* called a trap for nothing." "Ooooooh Delta Force. The first real army simulator. I remember playing fps games and then there was Delta Force. Like you went over a mountain and took like 1 minute to scan actual targets, plan an attack route, watch patrol paths, calculate how fast enemy support would come. God I loved sniping enemies on some hill 2-3km away.",Game even had bullet drop before that became a prominent feature in games now. 12-year old Muslim boy tried to detonate bomb at German Christmas market. R.I.P. Germany.,"Come one guys, it probably was just a clock" "Wired, the tech focused magazine, is sjw libshit? Could you explain that to me? Im not trying to be funny. I just can't see it.","Any tech related outlet, no matter it's age or political distance or history, is inherently left and thus necessarily sjw." "Park it on Market, right? That's where I park almost anytime I'm in downtown. Fuck paying $30 to park.","TBH I work downtown and I ride my bike, but if I ever drive I park over around eighth." "Of course he did, and he will write off much of the rest of it. It was all a shell game.",Because he's smart He was just too nice. I hear he helps builds a schools and stuff in poorer countries,What an asshole. "cobalt/titanium white chakrams, dom gt, lime sunburst offers","sweeper pixel fire, loopers, white traheres (maybe cobalt veloces) for cobalt chakrams?" Can you not leave your beard trimmings in the sink?,"My husband cleans his beard trimmings and i don't use makeup, our sink is pretty tidy lol." Sometimes I get a little overzealous,"B... bu... but... the wage gap has been debunked by YouTube studies and Reddit posts, hasn't it?" "See, you're helpful to the students really.",As is Canadian tradition. "We didn't die! Our prayers were answered, God is real!","Wait, is this how religion survived evolution?" So I got caught by conservation police today for smoking a joint at a convenient time of day..,This should be posted in r/whoadude Just Nick,"I want Nick back on the show so bad, we only saw a mere glimpse of him on Koh Rong" "I am not familiar with codingdojo; I'll have to check them out further! If I were to pursue a web designing career, I feel I need to be able to show credits of education towards web design. How long have you been with coding dojo?","One week, it's is 14 week boot camp, but it is a great experience, it is intense, but in just 5 days I've gone from no knowledge to making basic websites!" "Yep, even being just a tiny bit under as opposed to a safe couple hundred under can set me off too. Love your username btw :)",thanks :) Playin Austria. Got bohemia and hungary under a PU. Rekted kebab in a war. And allied to castile. Its a good game,Not a good game until you Revoke by 1600 You know the difference between me and you? If it was announced that Jeter not only took steroids but sponsored his own brand of steroids I wouldn't be shocked.,yeah but he didn't hit a lot of homeruns so there's no way "He was in Core, but present-day Core team is now different to the point of unrecognizability. If the argument is merely about repo continuity, as far as I know Gavin still controls the keys to the Core repo and could invalidate that argument instantly if he chose (and even if he no longer controls the keys, this still shows the basic arbitrariness of who is and isn't a Core dev - or a BU dev, for that matter).","No, they revoked Gavin's access to the repo and never gave it back." Some Negan/Glenn comic fanart I worked up a while ago. Micron pen on comic backing board.,I don't know why I clicked :( Was not expecting to walk up on a dog...,Yo today I found a planet of Mini T. Rex's I'll post later when I get home and upload to imgur "Ah yes, because shooting unarmed children is what everyone wants to do.","It depends, is it a Catholic child or a Protestant child?" "he aint gonna drop, people will already start to transfer him in",...and he dropped. List of confirmed/likely confirmed Switch games,"That Link guy knows a lot of things, is he a good source ?" it's nhentai's fault for giving it a small thumbnail and only one good tag ^^guess ^^which ^^one ^^:),Full Censorship "All I want is Emre Can, Adam Lallana and Divock Origi.",Are you a Liverpool fan by any chance? hiscores you fuck,Because #1 was always the first to 99 the skill Did you buy Super Mario Run? Just trying to get an idea of who bought it? Hardcore fans satisfied?,What happened to everyone boycotting it Has he tried Erdogan yet?,Implying Erdogan will even talk to non-muslim Can anyone eli5 how posters this amateurish get released for such a massive film?,Member berries. Because I was able to provide logic and reason for the anti-apple circlejerk. People that hate the circlejerk want to assume it's just whiny people hating trendy things.,"Yeah man, fuck you and your *logic*." "You got that backwards, we've picked a brain surgeon to build urban housing.","Well, he's clearly an inner-city man ya know?" Report: Russians regularly shelled eastern Ukraine in 2014,I hear those artillery shells weren't on duty thus the Russian government can't be held accountable for whatever they were doing on their free time. Leave them behind.,You've been raptured! Meme Magic is Real! President Trump Rainbow.,Are the colors rightside up on this rainbow? "please go ahead, I'm selling on his behalf btw",I'm certain you're only trying to help him! "Well, I am personally pushing that agenda, and I have been since the pussy tape. I am aggressively involved in pushing the agenda. Is that unfair of me? I think you should be aggressively involved in defending your side. The right is not well represented here, because their side is rather hard to defend.",Because there are only two sides.. He started smoking weed. I didn't. Guess I wasn't cool enough anymore.,Fuckin nerd Build it and they will come,"Haha, I'd love to open a tobacco shop and lounge, but I know nothing about starting a business" Personally I don't care. For me it's all about the fun/gameplay. I see my pilot for like a couple of seconds throughout a match due to the switch to 3rd person. If the game was 3rd person I would care more.,Agreed; looks are flashy and all but they aren't what keep me playing the game "You ought to look up the argument from ignorance. The idea that he won't argue any more, therefore I'm correct. That's your fallacy today. It's like a child in the schoolyard.",Get boned.... Ooh look how mature I am "So is it safe to expect Halo 6 reveal in 2017 with a 2018 release date? Never played Halo, and with Microsoft's recent approach with PC gaming, I think that Halo 6 on the Windows Store is a safe bet. I'm just wondering how long I'm gonna have to wait.. Heard a lot of great things about Halo 5 on Xbone and Forge on PC. (I'm not a fan of the idea of Halo 5 Forge, I'm interested in a full blown new Halo PC release).",I'm guessing we'll get a short teaser at E3 2017 and a release in Fall 2018. Good for you. I hope the same is true for the people you impact.,Who? Buzzfeed Hates Men,"Might be an unpopular opinion, but I was happy Hila was in this video to bring some balance to the conversation since, while the video might be a bit much, it's not like this isn't a problem!" I dunno about credit card. You should get some BTC and head on over to DDF though :),What's DDF I don't see any vendors matching that acronym in the list. Blizzard should make a brawl where you could only play as your least played hero. Just an idea.,That sounds no different than the mystery brawl. "Nerfs? So obviously Jade Druid and Pirate warrior are the top decks out of this expansion, and as is Blizzard, we're likely to see a dumb nerf in the coming months to one or both of these decks. My question is, what do you guys think it'd be? I honestly can't think of a good way to nerf these decks, and as such I personally don't think they need nerfs. Jade druids specifically can't really be nerfed without completely ruining the archetype.",They'll obviously nerf call of the wild again! Big ball lineup to counter small ball,It would also take away minutes from other developing players like Dario and Richaun (if he ever plays again). "thats not drama. thats just giving credit to the people they deserve. he didnt say amazing did something bad (even if its meant as little insult, which i dont believe, its hardly drama)","Don't burst the bubble man , it was definitely drama don't you see" Thousands of Muslims donate 10 tonnes of food to help homeless Londoners at Christmas,This totally makes up for all the terrorism Football just isn't Kentucky's thing. Football and Kentucky don't mix. We all have things that are right and wrong for us. Kentucky has the best basketball program in the country. Their successes in basketball make their failures in football look insignificant. This girl and you meshed like Kentucky and football. You'll find someone some day that will mesh with you like basketball does with Kentucky.,Goddammit now im crying. what server?,EUW "I have a little sympathy on this one. If you learn behavior over 17-18-19 yrs, it's hard to change those traits in 3-4-5-6 years.",People that use too many hyphens. It works on solo offline. What you on about?,I'm getting regular xp in solo actually for some reason Nox,"Oh hey, Satan!" "more like sarcasm doesn't properly translate in text form. I recognized that it was a sarcastic dig at OU fans, but there were people last night on here that didn't.",Shoulda This is the last thing a douchebag Chad sees before he gets intellectually checkmated,"He's not the man women want...but, he's the man women Need." Teddy Long talks about Ole Anderson and Ric Flair calling him a nigger on multiple occasions.,"Oh but what about New Day saying blackexcellence, that's racist" "What's good about it? It's depressing from start to finish, it takes place during the time in American history we'd most like to forget, the characters are unlikable, there aren't any pieces of action or vivid scenery to hold your attention. Oh, and slightly traumatic if you have a brother or sister with mental disabilities. It qualifies as a book by having pages with words on them, but seriously, what are you supposed to be getting out of it?","What do you think of the novel, To kill a mockingbird?" Daisy Ridley audition tape,Seems legit! Merry Christmas from r/Ymir Hi! P.S. Buff Ymir,HI Best thing about this game is salt,Good job censoring name Things from AliExpress that can make your life easier,Thanks Stecher has been too good to take out of the lineup,"We here agree, but that's not to say the org agrees also..." Vertical Sources: Portland center Festus Ezeli is likely to undergo season-ending surgery on his left knee. Finalizing procedure decision.,And to think they picked this guy over Kevin Durant.... I tried making a new type of rotmg edit. idk if it's good or not.,disliked for lotll in shatters montage The alternative is Monte. Let's think about that for a moment.,"Monte has charisma and certain kind of charm to him, I wouldn't say LS has either of those qualities." "alright so the math 208.. profs are aware that students who take those course are trying to get into jmsb, right? so maybe they will average with the B-? I gotta be like that since I fucked up the midterm...","Yes, classes that constitute prerequisites and are meant to weed out people always get curved so the average is the minimum grade needed not to get weeded out." get back here,And it grabs the guys hand like it's about to struggle lol Ha. I checked out the comments simply because I had never of a 479.,You a word "How to do your own taxes I hear doing your own taxes is relatively easy if you don't have a lot going on. My question is what's the best way to learn and go about doing my own taxes this year? I don't feel like being ripped off for someone to charge am obscene amount of money for five minutes of work. I've used turbo tax in the past, is this the best route? I've had two jobs this year and I co-own a house. No children no dependants.","check our your local library, they may have licenses of tax software you can use for free with a library card." Next rank in: 0. Is this a bug or is it supposed to be like this?,Critical trials are next. I know it's just a friendly reminder that most Asian girls are sick of being fetishized by white dudes.,Don't generalize like that you fucking racist "There are American flags *everywhere*. Like, for real. So! Many! Flags!",I think they have a problem remembering which country they're in since they go to some many different countries bombing them so they need the flags to remember they're in the US and not Syria. Tell me when you understand my first point maybe then you'll be ready for a second.,You really do have deep rooted emotional issues don't you? Meanwhile I walk through the airfield on a full server and dont find any action. I can't wait for higher pop servers.,"You should see the airfield around server restarts, it's usually 3 different groups fighting it out." "That's fucking awesome, but that's not very related to this sub.","Yeah, he should post it on r/trees" Can it be a rivalry when we whoop them all the time,Hmm someone seems to forget that they lost 6-3 earlier in the season. "There was an AskReddit thread shortly after the election asking for people about their experiences meeting Trump. The answers generally said he was a pretty nice guy, thanked waiters and cooking staff, tipped well, polite, etc. Who knows how he'll treat presidency though.",He will grab the job right by the presidency Maybe the cod team is actually the worst team in the org,It probably is sadly "After recalling Zach Sanford from the AHL, Capitals currently have $237 in cap space.",Clearly this is just them saving some space for the trade deadline "I mean, what's off the rails? Dismantling Social Security, Medicare, ending sanctions on (and even giving untoward benefits to) the global power that hacked our country to undermine our election, causing a war between China/Taiwan, backing out of NATO, backing out of all climate accords, and threatening sovereign powers with nuclear war? Because most of those things have been promised and all seem likely.","Ending net neutrality, getting rid of Dodd-Frank, overturning roe vs wade, creating a list of Muslims, creating a list of people working on climate science, ... but I'm sure things will be fine once he's in office." How Journalists Covered the Rise of Mussolini and Hitler,"But both sides should get equal coverage, as they both have valid points." How much would you pay for this team?,About 3.50$ present,Ahh G'day Mate "Wrong season predictions thread? What were some predictions you made before the regular season that turned out completely wrong? I'll start I thought the Cardinals were going to dominate the NFC having a nearly undefeated season (15-1), and then lose in overtime in the Super Bowl to the Patriots.",I thought Zeke wouldn't be all that good because I was young and stupid and we all make mistakes If the public has an equity position then that exposes them to risk of losses if the plan doesn't go well. Do you want that?,"If it doesn't go well, the public has to pay back their bonds with general revenue." Oswald gonna make Pingu look like a fucking anarchist!,Uphold Marxist-Leninist-Oswaldist thought! Well this is new. Anyone have anything they'd like me to mention to the NSA?,It does this all the time dude Deadman Seasonals .. no xp waste,Learn to use prnt screen 28 Kansas City - Need a friend to explore the city with,First KC post I've seen in a long ass time lol Finished with my real life perks! what do you guys think?,No widow's wine? Realistic Zelda creatures because we wanted to. OMG!! Now get your slingshot...,It's so cute! CIA had apologized to Turkey over false allegations regarding Oil trade with Daesh,This totally builds their credibility in the Russian Hacking... "I agree with you, hunting is not humane. People can ask if you were starving to death, would you eat an animal? But to me that's very very similar to asking if you were starving to death, would you eat a human? Like Jesus Christ, is I don't know an acceptable answer? I mean, I try not to dwell on morbid stuff like that","If you are starving to death close to me feel free to take a bite, we can eat each other smartly to make it last longer" "If the Switch is less powerfull than the xbox one, would you still buy one? Recent rumors told us that the switch might be less powerful than the Xbox one. If that is true, will you still buy one?","No, i will cry and buy a shitty PS4pro with far less power as my PC and never think of the amazing Nintendo games" "Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne Airport Transfers, by Black Bow Chauffeur","ya, that was a legit customer alright." Jokingly rammed into my friendly NC at the end of a match; let this be a lesson.,So unladylike. How to pronounce Woodysgamertag,This subreddit needs more quality posts like this. Can we get a lettuce flair to go along with Brady saying he feels as fresh as lettuce?,He is fresco como una lechuga. "Victory Sunday **Welcome to the Victory Sunday Thread** It is Sunday, 6:00 am here in the eastern half of Hyder, Alaska. It's time to ask yourself: What was the one, best thing you did on behalf of your fitness this week? What was your Fitness Victory? **We want to hear about it!** **So let's hear your fitness Victory this week! Don't forget to upvote your favorite Victories!**",Did my top set of 145kg squats x5 without seeing stars this time Apparently you bang saladino,Hey bro I was joking - thanks for being such a solid poster Iwobi at Utd thats a shocker too,"Yeah, usually they've built a wonder team by 2018 in my saves" Without Wisconsin.,Does Wisconsin have a high voter turnout rate? "What incident made you go Wow, I'm an idiot?","Instead of pouring milk into my glass, I poured it onto my plate of meatloaf and Mac and cheese." Damian Lillard after 45 point loss to GSW: This sh*t is ridiculous.,Dont worry Aminu is still injured wait till he gets back Le Russian hackers,H A C K E R M A N P U T I N Keep At It,"Demotivator: Water just goes to show you, given enough time, anything can wear you down." You know fiber is taking over when this is all the triax that gets pulled in a brand new NFL stadium.,Once we get everyone fitted for 4K then it will be time for abandon it all because everything will be wireless. "I had a black friend that would get pulled over all the time and they'd let him go just as fast 'cause he was always nice and cooperative. Never did any jail time, never got a ticket for anything. So maybe just be polite lol.","Yup... that's the case for everyone , everywhere , too." It's the waddle that paints the full sadness to it.,"*I walk a lonely road, the only one I have ever known* *I waddle on, I waddle on*" "Hello, it's me a friend with a video of loot from 10 hours of Lithuania",Cx "Here is my cat theory based on roughly 50 years experience owning or being around cats. * White cats, as in totally white, are insane. * Siamese mix cats are the most mellow, cat-like cats out there. * Gray/white cats are Jekyll and Hyde. They are like autistic savants or something. * The bigger the cat the more mellow and good around kids they are. The smaller (as an adult) the more unstable they are. * All black cats are pretty damn aloof. * And of course yellow tabbies will be fat eventually. When young they will be normal. That's about it really.","The only black cat I ever owned was actually needy as fuck, but I'm with you on the Siamese-mix thing." Feels crazy seeing California red.,Must've been before the millions of illegals started voting. No one gets between a Mamma and her Babies,Who the fuck spells mama like that? "A future patch, DLC, or sequel should make going rogue a permanent choice They should have a rogue BoO you start over with and a whole rogue parallel mechanic. Meaning once you're rogue, you're fired on by JTF in the PvE open world but the LMB is now your friends. And you're automatically rogue when you go back into the dark zone. Maybe a new part of the city that's like really fucked up and destitute where the rogue BoO would be. (kind of like how the northern dark zone sections are) and your new BoO could be in a massive LMB fortress. It's a really weird mechanic that you can just murder your colleagues and go back to normal. There should be larger and more defined positives and negatives for going rogue or not going rogue. It would even be really funny if you then have Keener in your ear now instead of Faye.",So salty about getting PKed that he wants the guy's character to be fucked for life "Yeah, if you've ever had to deal with someone acting super irrational in public like that it's not so easy to do. You can't just lay down the law because that usually means getting in a screaming match which doesn't help anyone. I feel for the grandpa.",You've met my wife then? Jesus,"Pfft, global warming is such a scam, I'm freezing my ass off." None of them will get laid like ever so don't worry.,I get pussy pretty often thanks to my vote for Hillary! "This is how it feels to be a small club. Let's just face it, we won't win because we don't spend money. We don't have replacements for players who are out of form. We don't have players for players who are injured. Just watch the games.",I sincerely hope this is "Anyway Army can pay for cyber cert exams such as network+, security+, etc? I'm just looking to milk the Army to pay me for these cert exams. I'm SIGINT which kinda sorta falls in line for justification. I'm currently learning the actual materials for the exam through college and 3rd party sites. I will be maxed out on TA from college courses, so that is a no go if TA was allowed for the exams. Also happy holidays warriors hahaha.",Put it on your GOVCC "Agreed, no idea why I'm downvoted for that line of thinking. Guess the people who'd rather blame the grandmother can't stand a dose of truth.",Yep because no one is an awful driver MLK is rolling in his grave,"Its not segregation, its cultural appropriation!" "Why is there no water cards in the game? So far we only have ice and fire cards, but water? lol",maybe thiere's gonna be a water arena at 4000? Not big 4 + Not corporate backed = Not good.,I think you forgot the Maybe? Probably not as much as the internet would tell there is.,"As somebody that has gotten their perception of feminists excusively through TiA, I can tell you that you're completely wrong" I went with Daks Out For Harambe,Got an opponent Dix out for Harambe "Pandoc, write stuff in markdown (like reddit) then you put it through a program and it comes out all beautifully formatted. Also you can include snippets of LaTeX in there should you need any particularly fancy formatting.","To be honest, exporting latex to markdown is easy enough" We've been bamboozled!,We've been smeckledorfed! Going from a 10 minute mile to a 6 minute mile pace for multiple miles takes longer than a month.,"Good thing he has 2 months, then" What does the Constitution have to do with this?,"Well, the 4th, 8th, and 14th Amendments come to mind." "Larry Kudlow (Pro-TPP, Pro-NAFTA, Anti-Minimum Wage) Will Head President-elect Trump's Council of Economic Advisors",What a Populist! Another Great Family Party,The vegan options were: - Vegan bread (I brought it) - grapes - cherries Who else loves Christmas? Leak reveals Rex Tillerson is director of Bahamas-based US-Russian oil company,DRAIN THE SWAMP "Only for US citizens, sorry m8",Because everyone at NASA is American. When was the last time the Cardinals won a playoff series at Wrigley?,"Actually only played you guys in the postseason once, but how many have the Cards won at Busch and how many have the cubs won at Busch?" He's going off the grid,He doesn't have a social security card for Roy! Sweet jesus. We're about to be annexed by Russia.,You guys better watch Red Dawn to prepare for battle... Oculus Rooms and Parties. No love for Rift?,It seems like jornos nowadays would write any kind of article without doing basic Google search and assign click-bait titles just to attract more clicks/views.. Oculus needs to make a time machine instead Patty Mills at the US grand prix Qualifying,Who's the blonde on the far right? Psst... Want to buy some drugs?,Yeah "+1, never heard of it until this post.",We got downvoted lol Well it's not just top lane where NA doesn't have talent....,They have bjergsen tho Chemical giant DuPont will pay more than $50 million but admit no fault under a proposed environmental settlement after releasing toxic mercury for decades that made its way into Shenandoah Valley waterways.,"In bringing this settlement to a close, we are finally righting a wrong that has impacted the South River and the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for so many decades, Great job Governor I'm sure the 50 million (if they end up paying all that) will adequately cover all damages." "What do you think Android O will be called? I know it's a bit early, but Google will probably preview Android O really soon. I think It's gonna be short for Oreo. What do YOU think?",Oh Henry! When RockStar notices you haven't crashed in the last 20 minutes,Good old consoles "Sold it, or is he using them as his agent? Most of those outfits just take a cut in exchange for handling the licensing and enforcement; I don't know about this particular one, though.",Id imagine he is just doing it to pay for armed protection. What is it about J. Cole albums that brings out the gatekeepers?,Almost exactly like the new Gambino album Mental,Crazy I was 270 in college. I've been 190 for 13 years ever since. I guess my huge fat resurgence is running a little late?,"You're an exception, and exceptions confirm the rule!" It's like your stats but backwards :D,601 G/ 139 A/ 13 D ))))) If he leaves we should try to bring in his dad,"Seems like a pretty rumour-y rumour, but supposedly he wants Mike brought in to the front office group if Kyle takes a HC job." "The bowling is shitty and tedious, in my opinion.",At least the neighborhood isn't horrible. "The cause of the national obesity epidemic is definitely not lifestyle, but instead exposure to unnatural chemicals",Everyone knows that it's just because of all the chemtrails that started in 1980 - so don't bother making any effort to improve your life Prefect is a step to far.,"Yep, to bad he ruined the joke." "There's more bots on rs3, you just never see them because no1 ever leaves the elf city in that shitty game",Right because when I walk around rs3 I see 20 people splashing unlike osrs where everyone trains legit. I'm in a similar situation as you. I heard the game had a bad launch. Hackers. Lag. Bugs. Just a mess of a game. So I was like ah that's too bad it looked kinda interesting too. Fast forward to last week and my friend mentions hey free weekend coming up we should give it a try apparently it's all been fixed and taken care of in some new patch. Okay sure. So me and my buddies got into it and no lifed it all weekend having a ton of fun with it. Really upset we didn't buy it for 10$ when it was on super sale cyber Monday I think it was. Pretty good fun game. Although I am somewhat worried about what happens after 30 because I come from a repetitive Grindy repeat repeat game known as Warframe and I'm kinda scared this becomes that too. But for the moment it's a pretty good one nice change and something new.,This Division *is* Warframe "Sad to see you camping so hard at the frontlines, maybe be an active player and stay FAR out of spotting range next time?",yea my bad Tips on holding Dust 2 Mid. So I am learning this spot with an AWP and I always get sh*t on. Any tips to get better at holding this.,Just fall back to b CONTAGIOUS STUPIDITY: A new poll shows an astonishing 52% of Republicans incorrectly think Trump won the popular vote,*Totally* trustworthy after their 100% accurate pre-election election predictions! But Trundle isn't a tank. His utility is weak (relative to real tanks) but he's sticky and does good damage to make up for it. Also a designated tank killer needs to be tanky so they can actually duel a tank without dying. Sure 40 AD is a lot from a basic ability but none of his abilities besides his Q actually stack with AD.,Yeah because Fiora is so tanky "Might be talking about Today's Cajun, at St. Bernard & St. Claude",No. I was hoping reddit would help with setting a decent price as kijiji seemed high. I have four games to go with it and the second controller. If I go by kijiji's average I should be asking 300.,I'll offer you $150 and you need to deliver it to me. "considering how this school reacted to Trump winning, i think some right-wing speakers are needed","Yeah, they totally didn't act that way out of any legitimate fear for their safety or anything" Instructions too clear. Dick ring stuck in toilet and on my way to er,Did you bring the toilet too? When Sufjan starts singing We were in love in The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades.,Wait is he gay though WHERE ARE THE HOOKS!?,They're everywhere...... "As a non-American, the anti-science and anti-intellectualism that runs in American politics is staggering. It's like they're trying hard to be the stupidest developed nation in the world, gleefully.",We're #1! This Logic Totally Computes...,"So if I'm single, does that mean I'm safe?" I've been practising for longer than you have lol,lol forgot to add "Oh so like berserker, etc. but a new combo of stats only available since HoT?",Yurps Finally got my new Gildan pink sweater,0/10 no box logo "I think fastest na yung SLEX then Sta. Rosa exit then take the Sta. Rosa-Tagaytay Road. Once you see Paseo Sta. Rosa, take a right turn (Laguna Blvd). Derecho lang, eventually you'll see DLSU-STC. Shorter way coming from SLEX is Greenfields Exit kaso exclusive subdivision yun eh. You won't be able to take that road.",Awesome thanks! "Took LSD in my dream and tripped into waking up. So before I went to bed I was practicing meditation and also trying to hypnotize myself for the first Time. I was doing techniques that put myself deeper and deeper into a meditative state while practicing a mantra of mind awake, body asleep. I never actually fell asleep in how I would normally describe it...I kind of just appeared in a vivid dream with this girl I know. At the end of the dream she gave me two tabs of LSD. I took one and after about 5 seconds I woke up (it's strange that I was able to keep track of time passing in my dream so accurately, because normally I have absolutely no sense of it). I woke up feeling amazing and a couple hours earlier than I normally have been during this Christmas break. Has anyone experienced anything similar to taking psychedelics in their dream that resulted in a somewhat unusual result when you wake up?","I haven't experienced that sudden wake up from it.. But I've had a tab in my wallet that I've been waiting for the perfect moment to use, and my last 3 dreams all somehow incorporated me taking the tab in my wallet lol." Where does the sentiment sit with Kewell? Would he be welcomed back as at least a youth-coach? Are people still largely dirty with him? Or is it just a case of injuries unfortunately preventing him from becoming the 'missing link in the early 2000s,He had good coaching stats on FM 16 so why not? My First,"Ducky's are solid boards, nice purchase" "It was a joke. In the 90ies the string theorists claimed they could calculate the masses of particles from first principles in about 10-15 years. They also argued that they could present a QCD theory that could be calculated non-perturbatively. Needless to say that they could not achieve that. It's a well known joke in the particle physics community that String Theory is always 15 years away. String theorists always claim something, then they cannot achieve the goal, and finally they all move collectively to a different topic","Well, obviously you need to use some sort of joke tag to make that clear" We spoke differently back in the 70s.,Now we don't even try to help. "Do they look Filipinio to you? How about that huge Chinese character sign in the background, does that look Filipino?",Not everybody is as cultured as you Turkish High School History Book Portrays Assyrians and Armenians As Traitors,How dare you resist oppression and genocide on the land that we stole from you! Good. I'd want that.,yeah some would but that reputation doesnt always help you What is the most underrated card in the entire game?,Giant "This but instead of Marx it's just like, Capital or something. One thing i like about anarchism is we uphold ideas, not their authors. There's no such thing as Kropotkinism, and that's a good thing because it relieves us of having to defend his less admirable views.","Says you, I'm a Kropotkinist-Bakuninist (Goldmanist tendency) why do you not support the Entente's struggle against German imperialism comrade?" "Oh, Thanks Tasuni!","Much wow, such useful... poe logic at its best, like the double can not be knocked back kaoms :)" "We'll lay off the surrendering French jokes when you lay off the fat, lazy American jokes.","At least the French supermarkets don't have fatmobiles, just sayin." "yeah, damn them for exposing corruption.",Because everybody knows the republicans are all angels. I bought this game 3 weeks ago and I have dumped 300 hours into it I bought this game 3 weeks ago and I have dumped 300 hours into it. I just want people to know that I have been barely sleeping. Thanks Garry :),Youre not supposed to mention number of hours Finally! armored door now costs 35 HQM+5gears,Now all my bases will have a shoddy looking sheet metal door instead of one that matches my base. Tech 2-0 Up next: Vanderbilt Should be a good game,What was GT Marketing thinking by putting a gold out against another gold team? Did he just throw his skin at that dude?,"No, Vector melted Hulk's skin off and Hulk just hit him with his remaining body." Monday Morning NFL Discussion - Week 15 The Eagles have been eliminated. Talk about the games here. A reminder that mock drafts are not allowed until after the season is over.,That moment when the ground in the Giants-Lions game makes a better catch than our WRs can Who needs to heal when the enemies are already dead?,I never realized how confusing it was when someone shows off a highlight but you have the same tag. how come everyone(especially on reddit) already knows this and it still hasn't been complained about enough to be fixed?,We just need a professional athlete to take a knee during the anthem in order to straighten this out. Icy Snowbaru breaking in her new snow shoes.,Awesome... love my LGT Wagon... any more pics of your car? Girl dances like no one is working,"Cute girl and fun dance, but terrible gif and terrible title :/" "If you save your money, you are killing the economy!","but if you DON'T save your money it's your own fault and deserve to live in poverty... I'm so confused, who do I listen to?" He texted after snorting a line of coke off a dancer at a premium gentleman's club while drowning his sorrows in a bottle of Cristal. I hear he was so distraught a member of his entourage had to drive his car home for him.,"E is a family man straight up, kinda like your duggar-like QB with a quadrillion kids, E is probably less weird though" Rain forest,"Repost, but still a nice concept." "Well, there have been plenty of mass extinctions before, but largely yes.",that haven't been caused by humans Transplanting flowers,"Don't worry workers, those jobs are coming back soon!" $95 million view,It looks so lonely. You can view my activity on this site. See for yourself.,Forgot the "Your definition of cringe is scarring, m8.","Your definition of scarring is cringy, m9" It very much is true. Every single day a woman is accused of having faked a rape incident.,Got any proof? "Just your average high schooler, give me your worst",You could guide Santa through Hurricane Matthew I finally beat Richard Petty's win total in Draftmaster... Not sure what to do with my life now,Time to become a back marker! "Tell me more about Fa Lun Gongs politics. Wikipedia tells me its a spiritual movement, but we all know that bullshit. Tell me how the NGOs, intelligence agencies and the other usual suspects factor in.",you forgot With...violence?,There you go trying to force your own ideas of peace and mercy on another culture. "you dont since you got a girlfriend, clearly",Women totally don't displace one's best friends from one's life I'm curious on which Outlook version and spec of machine? What memory does the client PC have? Our CEO and COO both are in lower 20GBs; the CEO thinks that he should email images to himself to back them up and they're around 4.3MB a pop.,"32-bit Office installs are always going to be limited to 2GB of address space anyways, doesn't matter how much RAM you have beyond about 4GB." AC Empires leak,"Dude, there's a post up there confirming this is fake." A hunter carefully stalks his prey...,Be Very very quiet! Yeah 2003. That was the Pats only loss between week 1 2003 and week 8 2004 when they were in peak dynasty mode.,Damn that makes those 2003 redskins so much more impressive to me "TIL In Belgium, Poland, Portugal and France everyone is automatically an organ donor, unless they refuse beforehand.",But what is the first responder has a kid that needs my organs? "I'm envisioning a dystopian fantasy where Reddit gets exactly what they want and 38 Trump electors vote for Clinton, but this switch from Clinton to Sanders means it goes to the house and they elect Trump president anyway. Not gonna happen, but would just about be a perfect ending for the writers of 2016 to pull out.","Actually, the House would vote on the top 3 candidates, and that means that there is a chance that Bernie could still win!" "Honestly, that shit was disrespectful to the coach. But I digress...",Can't fault Ronaldo to be eager to start his coaching career when it looked like his playing career was over. Is that not tacit racism?,"No no no don't you see, white people just have economic anxiety!" "I already told you that I'm against fake news, but NOT for ANY legal action against it. People make up fake news all the time. Remember Bernie Bros? Or when the Clinton campaign in 2008 would darken the skin color of Obama in their ads? What do you propose then the law should do about it? I've been in politics for 16 years. I've been a democrat for all those 16. I've sat in town halls and other meetings so I think I know a thing or two about the constitution and the dangers of calling for some law or action give very few individuals the right to trample on the first amendment.","Nah bro you must have a binary position on things, how dare you see the nuances of a situation!" "Name 3 SPECIAL EDITION JOY-CONS that you would like to have on the Switch Joy cons are awesome and they are modular, so game Devs can create their owns! Name 3 special edition joy cons that you would like to have on your Switch!",How about Joy-Cons that add more FLOPS? "Before I starting reading into this, I'm am making uneducated guess that it the driver was a Muslim.","No, that's not jump to conclusions" Id never even heard of Codeword until this article and that says something to me since Ive been to a lot of shows in this city. Do you really think it is in the middle of nowhere though? Codeword is one block from 1015 Folsom and two and a half blocks from Mezzanine and Monarch. It is surrounded by successful nightclubs.,Not to mention The End Up and The Cat Club. "Is it replay, or do you really have no recoil like that? Is it a Glaz change I haven't seen?",Last patch gave reduced recoil and increased fire rate to his rifle. Who?,the hardest hitting 145'er Anyone actually get something good from trading in commons? have done about 20-30 of the sets and haven't got anything above 86. Anyone have luck in these?,Eberle and Seth Jones are the best I have done. Still won't in a month thanks to Rex.,"Yeah, Huma Abedin would have been a better pick" Donald Trump Surpasses 270 Votes In Electoral College To Formally Win Presidency!,FAKE NEWS "Yeah, pets aren't enough op already",*has a 100 100 Thats basicly griefing..,Dude you can do absolutely anything you want and break any rules as long as you won the game CMON TAN,Papa bless Looking for a new laptop. Recommendations?,Aftershock m series could be of ur interest. LOL refs how do you explain that,It was not a foul Are you.alive bro?,Still here! Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson Surprising a Fan.,Is there a sub for The Rock doing dope shit like this? Ted nugent right?,"Ted Nugent and Steven Tyler both had underage girlfriends whose parents signed over parental rights, so it's all nice and legal." OK thank you I was not really sure who he was targeted by. My news in America is not good with details... Or the truth.,"Yes, you should just follow Russia Today." What is slowly dying off and people just don't realize it?,"Free speech, no matter how unpopular it might be is being censored because it is exactly that: unpopular" "yeah, they seem to prefer the run up in each other's faces, hipfiring in circles until someone runs out of heals and finally dies approach to PVP. assine. the 4 piece alpha bridge PVP meta is *literally* cancer to this game. it's going to end up killing it if they don't do something soon.","no no no, this is a cover shooter what are you talking about..." Around 2pm PST [2 hours later] I know the sale starts around 2 but does anyone know what time exactly?,"Wait, what time is that Eastern?" black people don't have denser bones. that's a tired old eugenicist turned racial science argument that has no biological backing,That's what I thought to I'm just repeated what gets thrown at me when I have this debate with some friends Or grow up with my mom.,"Your mom made me grow, if you know what I'm saying." How do you notice?,They have such sad lives that only thing they do is to pay attention to the flairs... 'Bachelor in Paradise' Stars Josh Murray & Amanda Stanton Break Up After Big Fight,"I know this is said a lot on this sub but ugh, I just feel so bad for Amanda's girls." I for one would welcome it!,It would definitely be a change :D "If he posts the videos on TV, more than likely would lose some quality. That being said, in home streaming does not record, it just plays back to another device.","that's correct, there's no real way of me to show this unless it's in person" What resolution are you guys using for your iPhones' screens?,9x16 works perfectly for me Alex Jones Deletes Video In Which He Had Told His Audience To Personally Investigate Pizzagate Restaurant,"Clearly, Alex Jones is a shill for Putin." "According to information obtained by Die Welt, the alleged truck driver that killed at least 9 people on Monday evening came from Pakistan to Germany as a refugee on 16 February 2016.",Who could have possibly predicted this? Chris Baker FO Hero!,FO thread I have DJ and Bell on the same team and about to be one and done in the playoffs. Fantasy football sucks man.,That's a shame "Battlefield 1942, the golden years",Is this game boy color version? How come I never see the opposite of this comment when it's the other way around??,"Cause then it would be offensive,but this is fine" "It could easily be reduced to just cooks. Interactive menu at the table, order with your smart phone, whatever. Cook sees the order, makes the food. Places it on tray, tray goes to service bot, which is basically a wheeled cart with some positioning hardware and an understanding of restaurant layout. It drives the food to the table, perhaps with some sort of walls that extend to protect the food from tampering in transit. Multiple orders could be stacked within a tray system of some kind. The tray could even be set upon the table by the robot, though I'm sure it would be easier to just have the patrons grab it themselves. Drinks could be served in the same way, semi self service right to your table. Reach out, fill up your pop, have a beer dispensed from a tap or whatever. Someone is working much harder than I did just now to solve this problem. It's coming. Might need an attendant and a couple janitors too, but staff would be easily reduced. People are going to be pretty unnecessary within your lifetime.",I'm sure people at a sit-down restaurant would be totally down to being served their food on a tray Wait is it just me that thought her unattractive face was more attractive than her attractive face,Hey cool thanks! don't forget the dangling while he was on his knees,How lewd "Yeah, that's tough. You look pretty set at RB, I bet you could get a good trade out of one of these guys.",Hoping Ingram does well and I'll try to trade him next week. Margot Robbie is Absolute Perfection,This is from The Wolf of Wall Street if anyone was wondering. "Put up the sign, boss!",it seems icelandic is supposed to look like that... Unless a high quality DAC is important to you.,99% of the consumer base doesn't even know what a DAC is and when they want great sound they buy Beats by Dre. "Why were you waiting so long? 7 months, several months, and now one month to give you time? Why not now?",Because it has to be a series in order to be cool! Didn't he cheat on one of his wives after she became disabled too?,"He sent divorce papers to her while she was undergoing cancer treatments, I believe." Obama Heads to Golf Course After Receiving Reports on Berlin Attack and Russian Ambassador Death,But hey at least Donald trump tweeted about it so that's great right Moving at less than half of the velocity.,But I thought bigger was better? I tried and im pretty damn disappointed that i nexused. i had that many grums and failed. but perhaps some of you might find it impressive,Well that's not nice. Hey Psyonix I can't report a quitter... because.. he quit.. fix please?,report everyone just incase they leave "Christmas Noobs Incoming! Hey guys, just want to remind you that tomorrow is Christmas and I'm betting there's going to be a huge influx of new people playing Rocket League, so be sure to be friendly and give tips to the new guys! #**Let's show them out great of a community we really are!**","So...making a new account and crushing low MMR lobbies, right?" I like the part where your Q did 500 damage to a 350 MR poppy,but tanks are the problem "Hi Redditors, how you feel today?","Hi, hungover, but fine" Arena net (guild wars 2 company) chugs it pretty hard. Both canonical lesbian's and trans characters,Can you elaborate how this makes them kool-aid drinkers cause I don't remember any bullshit from arenanet. "The whole thing is exaggerated. PiS is social conservative party, not nationalistic. If they were they wouldn't support large immigration from Ukraine or Belarus.","Yet people fear that PiS and Fidesz are building Europe's worst authoritarian, right-wing, xenophobic dictatorships ever." "Poor people in the United States should be grateful they're here and not in the third world. In addition to exceptionally generous social welfare programs for a national government of limited authority, they are blessed to live in a stable, peaceful republic with an abundance of opportunities to work hard and prosper. No child in the United States who wants to escape poverty is stuck there. There are many ways to escape destitution that are unimaginable in other places. The United States is a fantastic country.",That's racist! The future of fitness? Human-powered fitness boats are about to become a thing.,It's called a fucking CANOE and its been around for centuries. Lying NYT says Turkey ambassador shooter shouted God is great! when he really said ALLAHU AKBAR!,Oh look they translated it so we can understand they are just misunderstood religious peacemakers. So you are saying there are humans outside of merica? wtf,"Yeah, Alaska and Hawaii." RIP 100% ap ration Q,Kayle West ? "wait, what? I have a G4, the fuck you talking about it bricking?","So you are the guy with the original G4 that still works It's me, ur LG, we have been looking for you" "We are indeed loud, gesticulate a lot and eat pasta at least 6 days a week","Errr, Chinese?" You've got most of Panther Nation rooting for you guys because you're the least sucky of the rest of the NFCS.,But we have to beat them to make it to the playoffs! Overscan is basically when the picture is bigger than the screen so the edges are cut off.,Thank god I thought it was a problem with my TV. "Don't use the van! It's a floaty top heavy useless death trap. The shit truck is faster on dirt and road,does not get speed wobbles and makes you cash on the way to your food and beer runs :).",Drives fine with a wheel. That's fair. I'm level 130 and I don't even play comp much. It really isn't fun when you just keep getting bad teams. It's way too stressful and not really very rewarding.,Just play a hero which can carry. RIP wifi players Kappa,WiFi players deserve to be in their very own queue tbh (not RQ hell but they should be kept away from serious players as well) Savage's QBR through week 15,"Wow, he was way worse than Brock for the first 14 weeks!" I know that there's some as far north as Monmouth county.,Furthest north I've seen is East Brunswick. MaRo wants to know: How would YOU like them to handle a Return to Dominaria?,With an Eldrazi invasion "Need a rotating defender to pair with Holebas. Should I buy into Boro (Friend), Soton (Cedric) or Utd (Jones)?",Jones Maybe building a wall to keep out potentially bad people that don't belong here?,"Yes, by all means lets find a way to imprison or keep out all of the people who are potentially bad." Can we start with the vapers?,"Those making the healthier choice deserve to die first, absolutely." How about a veteran leader that comes from a culture of tough defense and winning? We don't even need anything in return,I thought Calderon was in LA now? "Yeah, I guess Viper is good too. Both are good vs MK and has tools to deal with him, so why not pick both :) Viper mid and Sniper safelane and fuck his game up with the best of both worlds.",Gotta make MKs attack range longer This article makes the liberals who are planning for the collapse of america under trump seem just as paranoid as the supposedly right wing preppers. yeah everyone thought the US would collapse under Obama too and we are fine. everyone will be fine under Trump too.,"Remember you crazy if you think you can use your little rifles to fight the government, so let's go buy some rifles in case we need to fight the Trump government!" "In pivotal decision, Dayaks lose right to claim forests as communal area",Bunch of idiots thinking as if they're the natives of the land or something My favorite Moose moment was when he never got into the Hall of Fame,"Coincidentally, that is also my favorite Curt Schilling moment." iBuyPoor,iRentPower Poll: Conservatives most likely to be offended by holiday greetings,No Shit? We can't remove all the blame though. It's 2016. You should know not to slit your baby's throat.,I think you're both right. I don't think it's crazy. It's a business. I personally went through all of the paper files for the office I work for and moved them all to computers 20 years ago. I doubt it would've been much different for them. Many companies have gone paperless and that includes the church of Scientology it's really no different from any other company.,How else would they get their tax breaks? Trump is hardly right wing...,That must be way so many right extremists don't support him WAKE UP ITS GAMEDAY AND OUR HOME OPENER! Fuck the Jets!,"**WILD HOME OPENER TONIGHT:** FUCK YEAHHHH **PROBABLY GOING TO STILL BE AT WORK DURING THE GAME:** FUCK NOOOOO I'll be with you all in spirit, and praying for a slow night so I can catch at least some of it." What does smh mean?,Suck my hamburgers "I'll be 37 in 3 weeks. After years of being painfully close, I FINALLY ran a marathon under 3 hours.",A what? "Dear USA, You're the richest country on Earth, and a very safe place to raise a family. What was really so bad that you had to go full retard? Canada",Brown people are so scary though! "Titanfall was originally an exclusive for Xbox One, so I would naturally expect the sequel to sell more on Xbox than PS4.",Xbox one has the lowest frame rates so you get more Vortex Shield. "You're a douche man. Like seriously it's one thing to order 6 dozen balls that you are only supposed to order 2 of, but it's a whole other thing to then gloat about it to people that couldn't get them because of your greed.",But capitalism Sure. Let him score 15 goals for Chicago or Philly. Come On You Whoevers. It's someone else's turn to get the Elephant.,hasn't Chicago suffered enough already? This still gives me chills! The moment our military lads saw the God Emperor at the Army Navy game!,Are you sure that isn't the Russian army? Who would you give it to?,"I would say Stipe has a fair claim to it as well, but the story behind Bisping becoming one of the most unlikely champions in UFC history probably edges him out." Here's a beautiful pic I took on my trip last week to Germany to lighten the mood. I feel so sad reading the headlines in this subreddit :(,What city? Yasuo penta 1v5 !,When your so fed your Q does half of zileans hp Oh boy,Remember... **NO RUSSIAN** I'm often told I'm the best looking guy in the room. Bet you uglies can't disprove that,You look like you just recovered from choking on your mom's dick. "Nah, I think it's all in good fun. If he followed it up with 'that piece of shit' or some garbage like that, I'd be 100% with you.","Yes, I'm sure Lacy would see it all in good fun as fans start joking that he's going to lose his job." I was just thinking it makes your side seem more reasonable if it was an easy mistake to make.,"I had left the PayPal logged in as part of our hourly routine is to check the Amazon Seller Central and PayPal, so in my perception it's an easy (but dumb) mistake to make and one I quickly reversed before I was even arrested so I hope the DA just throws it out and I can move on." Where is this underground bunker ?!?!,"under fort zancudo, you have to go to the bunker where you can find the jetpack." Good luck with that.,"Yeah, let's totally give the fuck up because we're spineless pieces of shit." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I think they missed the % sign out.,What'dya mean... governments never lie to their citizens! "I doubt it man, it is so hard to do consistently.",Hard to do and if you fuck up you're dead Are you saying their demographic is woke? #YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THAT WORD YOU SHITLORD DEPLORABLE ANALRAPIST,"You don't have to say anal rapist, only women can be raped." I felt like winter would put a bit of a damper in the amount of people that currently play. Idk.,It's almost like the entire world playerbase is in the winter tundra of the US and not international or something "Berlin woman, 70, covers up neo-Nazi hate messages with her own graffiti",She's the real fascist! Can you not recommend it now? It's leagues better than the 360 as it is.,If I say that then we dont get dead zone for radial menus You....I like you,"I like you too, let's drink tequila sometime" I'm from Michigan. I didn't know we had a stereotype for our junk.,"Yeah, everyone knows about that sweet MI dick." "SSE looks so muddy... Even with tons of graphics mods, the game is blurry. Is there any fix for it?",squinting. Former Clinton Foundation CEO Missing,This is all just a coincidence "Yea the temple of elemental evil scenarios have been designed to played in sequence. Instead of the treasure deck being mostly items, it is about half cards that give you gold. This gold is spent between games to purchase additional HP, re-rolls etc In addition some of the loot is only added to the treasure deck once you successfully complete the appropriate level. This means the characters gain power more slowly but there is something more like a traditional leveling experience that persists between games.","thanks for the infos, I'll have a look on it" Newegg tags 1440p monitors as 2K...,2560 is over 2000. He's a bit of an asshole sometimes but 99% of the time he's awesome.,That's a better ratio of Asshole to Awesome than mine. The Acquired Savant (2016) - Dude gets bonked on the head and is now a mathematical genius,Just remember to hit an even number of times so you don't get amnesia. Such an underrated movie.,"Meh... it's ok, but I think it gets about the recognition it deserves." 99% WIIL FAIL,Oscar and Oliver The only two I could think of in a pinch Is the caption in the tune of 'We Are Number One'?,no "Hey, you guys!",The first Shitpost of many. "Exactly. You can be annoyed with it without bitching about refunds thinking you're owed something. . Nothing at all wrong with being annoyed, but anyone thinking their entitled to anything from Supercell because of the price drop is just being a whiny bitch.",I just want a different wall style for my 3 mill lvl 10 walls - something that separates me from the poverty fucks who waited till they were cheaper to upgrade. "Haha, I guess they didn't have any Polish people around when they named the company.","Big fail, ini't?" I'm 24 and I live with a man who has told me that sometimes he thinks about bringing home a gun and killing me and my mother.,The context of such comments seems pretty important here. "If Courtois leaves for Real Madrid, I can see Chelsea going for De Gea.",We first have to secure Vidal and Messi. Are you Mourinho?,I think I am a special one. apple stopped signing 10.1.1,"Should I upgrade, or stay where I am?" Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4765T CPU @ 2.00GHz Driver: NVIDIA GeForce GPU Windows 10 I also want to note that I have over 1 hundred hours in payday 2 with this machine so I have had plenty of time with this same computer and it hasn't been upgraded since I bought payday 2.,Gpu? "Russia, Iran and Turkey Meet for Syria Talks, Excluding U.S.","So the real US leader was in the room, so OK" What gun is that? Kinda has a glock trigger guard and position of serial number plate but the barrel isn't black and has a weird cut out where the recoil assembly is and doesn't have a rail either,TTI Glock 34 Combat Master. Anyone else notice the loading screen just changed again?,"Nope, you are the first to notice, congrats" Hows it nothing?,It cost us the game wtf! "How about no snow in my basement pls. Seriously. Weather effects would add absolutely NOTHING to the game that's worth considering. What the game needs is a major revamp of the engine to make it 2016 ready, Especially the lighting, audio and network parts need alot of rework. Adding a weather system ontop of a crummy base would only make existing problems worse.","I agree the game needs work on servers and other specifics you mentioned, but IMO I do think weather would add a hint more of realism into the game." The tower is a quite place,It can be pretty quiet around there too "For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Global warming my ass. "This is obviously not appropriate public behavior; but am I the only one thinking that if you don't want the atmosphere to be sexual, then maybe you shouldn't be parading a bunch of mostly naked crotch-flaunters as one of the main attractions of the event? I know I'd be pitching an uncomfortable tent if they were replaced with mostly naked men presenting their crotch to the crowd.","Yes, it's obviously the cheerleaders fault this guy is disgusting pervert." Thought alt-right Bronies were inclusive? Think again.,wat i thought it was i guess the rain's down in aaaafricaaaa!,I thought it was left the rains. Lovely... can I shower with you when you are done?,"Well I don't know you, but I guess you could wash my back." Bee movie trailer except it's made in rollercoaster tycoon 2 with stop motion animation,No place is safe..... FROM BEEEEEEEES! What's your favorite eye candy movie?,Planet Earth II: The Movie ITT: many climate change deniers who seem to think they are more qualified than scientists who's life work is to study it.,Nah it's just that every scientist that does research on climate change is corrupt and went into that line of work for the free grant money. That's actually pretty awesome. Can we all agree that driving stoned is impairment tho?,But I'm a better driver when I've smoked some weed! Nah. It wasn't that funny,Yes it was Who did they release to sign Hester?,Asking the real questions lowercase only today fuck the caps,fuck the caps fuck the pens "I can't say this often, but here's a pretty good reason I'm glad to be American. I might catch shit from random people, but never the cops.",I'm white would have been an easier way to say that. "Can I just take a moment to let everyone know just how dangerous this could potentially be? UNC is trying to tell the NCAA that, while there were some egregious errors made by our academic partners at UNC, the NCAA has absolutely ZERO say in what can and cannot be taught at UNC (or any other institution). The NCAA is greatly overstepping their boundaries here. It's one thing for the NCAA to say that it's against the rules for a player to receive help on a course (via a tutor helping), but it's much more dangerous for the NCAA to claim an entire class as an impermissible benefit. Do we really want to give the NCAA this kind of power? Do you want the NCAA to take a look at the classes that your student-athletes are taking, and be able to determine the legitimacy of those classes? Truly ask yourself that. Do the athletes (and regular students) take easy classes at your school? Now, keep in mind that UNC has already admitted that these classes were essentially a sham. They weren't fake as so many like to call it. All the class required was a paper at the end of the year. You could still fail the class by failing to write a paper. The 'sham' part was that the professor wasn't doing the grading, and he wasn't even in the classroom. He was off doing research because he didn't give a damn. The news of this easy class caught on, and Athletes, frat boys, and the lucky few who caught word jumped on the class and took it for the easy A. What UNC has said to the NCAA is that this is an Academic issue which we have already taken up and been punished by our accreditor (SACS). This isn't part of your jurisdiction. The NCAA, though, has other ideas. Do we really want the NCAA to expand their jurisdiction? TL;DR: Would you really want the NCAA to be given the power to say what is and isn't a real class?","While all that is true, I hate Carolina so I want to see them punished" "We don't need your historical context here! We're too busy looking for some sort of justifiable reasons to hate black people, geez.",Two wrongs don't make a right. Such positive comments,Maybe if we ignore the ingrained racism in our judicial system it will go away But will Bottas be able to compete with Ferrari and Red Bull if the Mercedes is not ahead of the pack... I doubt that.,He has competed with them in a Williams so I think he is fast enough to compete with them in a Mercedes "Yeah, and that's exactly why they wrote it. White dudes are the only ones with the power to stop all this craziness while everyone else is held hostage but it. Cause, you know, America. It takes work to be a citizen and white guys get to coast and hissy fit when something happens that they don't like, but they don't often see it as their place to fight for equality. They're the only ones who can change this stuff.",You forgot this: what the fuck,Congrats on the new Rin rare! invites are the only way they get into a tournament these days,you are absolutely right I have a slight problem with Incineroar's Z-Move...,"Yea, they should have named the fire type Z-move Spectacular Splash." "That one stormcloak at the beginning of the game who gets his head cut off right before Alduin attacks, if i ever get the death penalty i will be a smart ass right up until the end",r/Me_irl LION = PINK DIAMOND LION GETS KIDNAPPED AND GOES TO THE ZOO AND HAS TO REFORM BACK INTO PINK DIAMOND TO BE LET OUT. ITS SO OBVIOUS!,I think you forgot a "Accidental stupid idea. I figured out too late in the edit that maybe the extra long lightsabers wouldn't work out so well, but continued anyway. Behold, Rey Billings and the I can't turn my weapon on or I'll destroy myself version of Tombstone.",It's treason then. "In 2008 my mom instructed me to sober up and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Here's every year since, including a brand new one for 2016.",How do you walk around with such large man berries? What do we give him?,Nothing bitch it's the internet. He gets his viewers more from him being hilarious than wreckin but he is damn good,I'm always shocked by his ability to play so well while reading and responding to chat. "ITT: Americans who think the same thing wouldnt get them a visit from the police. This isn't authoritarian censorship. They've come to have a civilised talk and the guy is refusing to even answer the door, preferring instead to shout out of the window so his neighbours can hear and film it so he can show off on the internet how clever he is. This guy is a dickhead. He's doing it purely to cause trouble and waste people's time, and pretending like he doesn't know what he's done wrong like a fucking child. People like this aren't champions of free speech. They are making a fucking mockery of it.",Because only protecting speech we agree with is totally the point. This is were the real voter fraud is.,"It's not fraud if it is a white, god fearing republican, committing it." Some departments allow beards. The police don't have to look like the military.,So it's optional but they still choose to look like the military? "all of the people that work with CL are solely volunteers, it's hard for them to handle the mass amount of emails.","Yeah, but you have a bunch of mods or organizers on here saying to email admins, when you get a seemingly quicker response on here." He was in the bathroom getting into the shower...,There was no feed during the incident. "That makes sense, but it definitely wouldn't work for me, because I'm afraid of heights.",Just reading this thread makes my hands sweat. But liberals are upset so it's a victory!,"They are, after all, the enemy of America" "Borderline alcoholic call center worker, do your worst you filthy animals.",Your face looks like your parents tried to cure your downs syndrome with a hammer College football's Top 25 ranked by academics,Snubbed at 5 again smh What rarity is the lavahound,rare Any Christian who is a member of the GOP is likely a hypocrite. I cannot picture a world in which Jesus' clear disdain for wealth and commerce and beatification of poverty would be used to promote the economic policies of the modern GOP.,You clearly haven't met Supply-Side Jesus yet. I think between when OP posted and now there was a settlement and a gag order is in place.,"Nah, OP was on reddit while walking and accidentally stepped in the caustic mud." "Bray Wyatt isn't a neckbeard.......he's just got a beard. I mean, sure he's a big guy with a beard but he's clearly not living in a basement studying the blade relentlessly.",Most wrestling fans are neckbeards though Well. being heterosexual is 100% normal. I say being bi or gay is perfectly fine but shouldn't be accepted as normal.,"What the fuck, what homophobic cave did you just crawl out of, mate?" Bloody Mary is a lot harder than Turbo.,"Yes and no, at least you can cheese Bloody Mary with a reroll room/D4/D100" United States of America. How the fuck do they miss that one?,Cus it's spelled MURICA People with no skills SHOULD be ostracized from jobs that they can't do.,But that's racist against unskilled people "Anyone Else Think That Religion Inhibits People From Living Their Lives Fully? Hi, hope everyone is doing good! Im not sure if this has been talked about before but I just had something a bit sad happen to me. One of my closest friend is really Christian but when we hang out she's really cool and never tries to convert or to persuade me about God, she's really great. The other day she came out to me as being lesbian, how she denied it at first but, she accepted it in a way. Problem is she's become so sducidal over it, she has become very depressed, convinced that Jesus hates her. I wrote her a Christmas card basically reminding her (from my extent in knowledge of the bible) That Jesus didn't write the bible himself and that he too was an outcast of society and hung out with other outcasts, he taught love and forgiveness, that if someone could be born with leprosy like it talks in the bible, he would still love them, same goes for her. She took it really well and came to my house crying the next day saying thank you. It was a touching moment, but it got me thinking, why does religion especially one with so many rules inhibit people from being happy sometimes. Don't be gay, don't abort, don't have sex till marriage, no divorce. It makes me sad when a little book or word of mouth through religion controls their happiness and when they do something sinful they feel the way they do. Its pretty fucked up to be honest. I though religion was about like forgiveness and not being judgemnetal , but i swear alot of religions are the most judgemental and unforgiving. TL;DR: Do you think religion can control how people live and wether they are happy or not? I think so, its all rules that for the most part are unnecessary and make people feel like outcasts. Thank You for listening :)","You don't have to have casual sex, drugs, or alcohol to live your life fully." That 3rd flick was so fast it looked like that guy wasn't even moving,what Let's see how many left wing sites post a retraction on this story.,I'm sure that Shaun King will be all over that retraction.. "Your right to remain silent, anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.",don't you mean you're right to remain silent "But why? I mean it's not like they can see more than 30 fps. The greater detail wouldn't be visible from that distance either. And don't you know PC's are super complicated? They won the lottery, not rocket surgery degrees",Did You Know?TM The human eye doesn't see beyond 30fps KFC tortures chickens,Is that Dunky? "Fuck you! Jk, not really. :D",You're a piece of shit and I can prove it mathematically Black Mirror,Fuck yay Then spots Karnataka and gives it the finger.,"Cauvery namdu, we don't give a damn" Look at Chile in the years before Pinochet took over in '73,I was Why did the Mustang cross the road?,"with a color like this, I would too try to get to my house asap to hide my car." What in sam hell is a puma?,"Uh, you mean like the shoe company?" "only if they got them in a fair and unbiased way, or else you're giving the nomination to someone who may lose ^see ^2016","Your right, some 3.5 million people voted for Hillary because DNC talked shit about Bernie team in emails, totally flipped election for her" Can't wait to watch it flop,The sad part is that it might actually do well. Boy Scout Assistant Scoutmaster @Troop 137 in TX eats 23 ghost peppers like a boss!!,"That's just 23,952,821 scoville units, easy peasy" Good thing the human eye can't see more than 29fps,Forgot your "If women can't shake hands is not a rule, then OP is not advocating for anything not already allowed by the Quran. Somebody pretending he is defiying Islamic teachings while he is not is making a false statement, which is a blasfemy.",Spelling blasphemy with an f is also blasphemy. Cruel Winter so so so soon. Could drop any day now (as long as any day is in 2017).,We in deet deet hours Fuck you OP don't you ever talk to Mod Ash like that,ples apalagyze They're doing ethical hacking. However something like Disney doesn't need them to do it for them.,"Obviously not, they're quite secure" Spencer was a complete gamebot.,I love Spencer-bot. Let me know how that works out for you! :),"No dice yet, but I'll let you know when I strike gold!" "Breed standards are ridiculous. Pet dogs should be bred for health and perhaps temperament, that's it.",But but...they're cute and reddit will love it TIL legumes and grains are expensive.,"That's why they became staples in most countries around the world, because most countries in the world are rich AF." Having same teammates in your squad,Only reason to not have multiple guys from the same team are if all your guys play the same days (causing you to have to bench players) rather than being staggered. "Great way to defend Republicans, casually calling out *all* politicians. There are a lot of bad politicians, most of them are Republicans unfortunately.",But Hillary's emails "For me, its usually something along lines of prohibiting cell phone or electronic usage and enjoying the experience. Whats wrong with taking a few great pictures and enjoying it? Pictures take a few seconds. You have the rest of the time to soak it in. Electronics are great now for translating and helping yourself when you are lost. Personally, I feel that electronics used in right way enhance your travel in so many ways.","Nah, if someone doesn't travel exactly as I travel, they're doing it wrong." "Yeah, it isn't a hassle at all. The Switch is the easiest machine to develop for that Nintendo has ever made. It's not going to get every game, no. But it's going to have a LOT of games.",Nope sorry has to be every game dont you know about anything "Meow out of the bag Zero have purposed w/alive While the big questions people are having trouble comprehending if in fact TH is alive (which I believe she is) Most say well everyone would recognize her. Well dressing her differently, hair make up and minor plastic surgery not many would or could recognize her. But I pose this what if Teresa was no longer Teresa but in fact TONY... ah yes need I throw out K.Jenner as example and who would think. I'm just saying its a possibility and when a smart person can think on their feet no telling who or what she/he may be.",And she wanted to be a mom... not a dad. What a legend,"TheLegend27, perhaps?" I lava your jokes,Did you erupt with laughter? Goldman Sachs ordered to pay $120 million penalty for rate manipulation,Nice slap on the wrists "Capitalism is just a name we've applied to describe a set of conditions and behavior that have arisen due to a one time jackpot of cheap energy. One way or another we'll have to adapt to a more simple system or die out. The Greens don't speak to me anymore because they've gone too far in trying to protect their reputation as opposed to seriously discussing how we will deal with the end of growth (we won't, I suspect, it will just happen) and population issues.",TIL Australia has only been capitalist since 1880 You should have just put Yu-Gi-Oh's face on that dude,then how would we know he's a guardian. "I managed to get from level 1 to 31 within 25 days of playing on my second account. Had a gyarados, couple good vaporeons and one dragonite (evolved, cp 3000) along with one that i caught (cp 440). It's really just a matter of the amount of time you put into the game. My main account is almost level 38, and i've played with a couple of days after the release. If you want OP pokemon, just try to go to your local lurespot and play 6-8 hours, the reward is crazy (xp, stardust and pokes)","Ok spoofer, I'll be sure to try that out" 350Z vs Porsche on the Autobahn when suddenly a challenger appears.,Oh man that Nissan looks super comfy. This is just completely silly by Rostam.,"This is America, idiots with a twitter soapbox have gone as far as the presidency" "Any translation to English on the net? Any actual useful advice there, or just propaganda?",1. change underwear You make me sick. F*ck You!,Hey some of it makes sense and some is mumbo jumbo. Sigh...unzips...,I swear to go you are everywere They will write in the wrong date for his certified letter. You fool,Only a Took would believe that... That scene is Brenda Lee not Bing...,That version of the song is The Drifters not Bing... They are students not stupid,DAE think Kanye is sooo dumb Who even are you? Why do you make sense? Are you sure you're officer material with your sense making?,I'm trying to get rid of all my common sense and reasonable solutions here so someday I can be the lost in the sauce LT that soldiers really need Tibetan monk (1950),Wow spoilers Been breastfeeding for 21 months total. Been breastfeeding while on keto for 3 months. No problems!,Thanks for the inspiration! "I bought the season pass because they promised exclusive events and content, but iirc this never came because their game was a mess at release so they had to focus on fixing that first. I really feel duped after buying this, at launch even so full price. They better give me some new content for the cash I forked over.",Your skins and supply drops are exclusive content and events! This is Islam: Terrorist/Jihadi Parents Hug and Kiss Daughters Before Sending Them on Suicide Missions,Religion of Peace It's better for a country to be United by a common language.,Monoculture works out so wonderfully.... "you are going to lose so much weight in basic training, it won't even matter. i would run every single day, do push ups, sit ups, iron chairs, all that stuff just to get used to it. then eat whatever you want to maintain or eat at a slight deficit. the day before you leave, go to the corner store and buy a pack of skittles, m&m's, a reese's whatever your indulgence is, go back to your hotel room, sit down and spend an hour just eating that as slow as you can. savour every single bite, because you aren't going to even know what that is like fore the next two months.","I wouldn't run every day, because your ligaments and bones need time to acclimate to how high impact running can be, but doing the cardio/ muscle work is a good idea." "I don't think LG was obstructing Kejriwal from working even before. As it seems, he was able to use twitter and do petty politics pretty fabulously.",I believe ya. I want to come up with an original Scattergun rename.,Kurt Cobain's Microphone But unemployment is under 5%. (it isn't),Don't you know that fry cooks and bartenders make up for the massive drop in manufacturing jobs? "It's a fucking ghetto, bro",Earth: 'tis a silly place i can't connect to anybody.. I'm on the steam version with rift..,"I have this problem as well, with a Rift on the Oculus store version." Chance the rapper tackled at concert,We don't want 0 problems big fella How come Mickey Gall did not get more credit for his compassion towards CM Punk?,because he called out r/mma's golden boy sage and has been on their shitlist since "Thanks to water shortages in the American Southwest, that industry is dying.",But I thought climate change was a hoax? This was fantastic. Sam was on a roll. More jokes than ever.,All that Alpha brain "Largest Titanforge you have seen? Was running H HoV yesterday for a quest, and the other Frost DK in my group looted an 885 ring from Hyrdra (sp?). That is a 65 ilvl titanforge. Whats the largest you've seen?",840 ring to 880. NEWS: We'll be seeing the Justice League trailer pretty soon according to Mark Hughes!,And by soon he means this month. "How do you figure? This is a reg on service standards and enshrining internet access as a basic right, no? This isn't nationalization of the telecommunications infrastructure.","Semantics, the government through the CRTC has always had a foot in the door but this expansion paves the way for clearer moderation of content availability." "The Salvation Army was originally created to ban the Three As: alcohol, atheism, and anarchy.","Ah yes, because as we all know Jesus was far from being an anarchist did you know he also embraced capitalism?" Like half of them left because of illness and the other asked for a stupid wage are we just meant to keep them on or something,Get your logic to fuck pal before you get the sack. "I didn't read all the rules, are we allowed to say no shit Sherlock in the comments?","Don't you be getting uncivil, now!" Really it also depends on the climate too. Some of the more expensive oil works much better in colder conditions!,"Yeah I live in a pretty extreme climate here in California, sometimes it's nearly at/around freezing!" "The Church of San Giovanni Battista, Switzerland",Two rows of pews... lol obviously preparing for a big audience The terribad cellphone reception and data speeds. WTF people didn't you invent cellular??,Why try when we're already #1? UFC notified of potential USADA doping violation by Cris Cyborg,Wow didn't see this coming "Give me your best tutorial links. Hi Reddit! I'm a webdesigner who mostly just work with HTML, CSS and JS. I've just got an job offer that wants me to know following languages: * Node.js * Express * React (A bonus was if i knew these as well:) * Redux J * Sequelize I've worked some with Node.js , but not that I could start writing code right away. My question is, where to start? Should Node.js be my main focus? Please post your best tutorial links! YouTube, CodeAcademy, anything! And: **MERRY CHRISTMAST!**",codeschool has node and react tutorials. "Napoleon Dynamite. Actually bought it just on my sister's recommendation, watched it twice, the second time was just to prove to a friend how fucking dumb it is. I blame it for a lot of the shit humor you see in tv and commercials these days.",Awkward things are funny lol The whole no knock precedure is completely stupid. The argument is that they need to rush the home etc before drug evidence can be destroyed or flushed down the toilet. It would be simple to pick up the suspects as they left the property after having received a warrant to search the property at leisure. There is really no legal need to catch the suspects on-site.,Yes but then when would they get to use their shiny new tactical gear and boot stomp on our civil liberties? "Hormones aren't responsible for muscle gain... Jesus christ reddit, how can there be so much misinformation about health out there??",You forgot the I've gotta ask... 11-2-25?,Maybe other older family members birthday? "Ungrateful because they'd rather hang out with her than their own dad, yeah. Same activity, the only difference being the person. He's **TRYING** to bond with them and they're being little shits and rejecting him.","Yeah, how dare they want to have a strong relationship with someone who can bother remembering the things they tell her about their lives." "Nothing wrong with the content of the updates, just the timing. Once I was working on a project late at night, and 30 minutes before the deadline Windows decided that it was time to perform an hour long update, with no option of pushing it back. Obviously this could have been avoided if I had just updated it the night before (which I didn't for a whole number of reasons), but it *pissed me the fuck off* that I lost control over my own computer at that moment. That I was *forced* to cancel my workflow and miss the deadline. From now on I'll make sure to update periodically, and in my own time. Yes my computer won't always be up to date and secure, but I have 20 years of computing experience. I can handle that and the consequences that come with it.","Well yes, that I completely agree with: updates at inopportune moments are fucked up." List of Nintendo switch 3rd party support,FROM! THE BOSTON RED SOX HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM POSTSEASON CONTENTION CLEVELAND ADVANCES TO THE ALCS. BOSTON ADVANCES TO WATCHING.,"Well hello Cubs bandwagon flair, how are you today?" "the ones I am most worried about is herpes, hpv, and hepatitus. These you can get more easily.",can't test for HPV if you're male 25+ iirc "A guy was long boarding and fell off, proceeded to do flips while he went down the hill. I think he landed on his feet and there appeared to be cheers from the small crowd.",And then they all gave him $100 American men have always hated manuals,This is the same reason why Belichick cannot defeat Eli Manning Personal stuff from an ex. Even more if it's an old ex.,"What like, 50?" "Having had students come up and ask for a wifi cable, and sincerely mean it, this sign doesn't surprise me in the least. The thing to remember is that to this generation, wifi and wireless don't mean lack of wires. Rather, they are simply a different way of spelling Internet connection. When read the way they'll interpret it, it actually makes perfect sense.",I can't spell Internet connection with wifi nor wireless. "In 2015, Japan received 7,586 refugee applications, but accepted only 27 of them.",I'm sure on Japanese tv they're complaining about how racist Japan is. Trump: Us must 'greatly strengthen' nuclear capability,"You know, just in case Putin reneges on that Trump hotel in Moscow." Wow Really? This is intended or a bug?,I imagine unintended as it wasn't mentioned in the patch note :/ "What's a good place to meet in between Houston and Austin? My SO and I are supposed to meet her parents somewhere in between Houston and Austin for a holiday lunch. They want me to pick the place, but I have no idea what's good in that area. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.",290 Going Quantum x Ephixa - Overcooked,ROASTED New Ebola Vaccine Gives 100 Percent Protection,But it also causes autism so choose wisely! "If FNaF 2 didn't happen, then why does Fazbear's Fright have a box with mostly Toy gen suit bits? Plus drawings from the toy gen location too?","According to MatPat last theory, FNaF 3 didn't happened too, which is true." It will always be heaviest...,wasn't this on r/futurama and a top post already? So this is how liberty dies. To thunderous applause.,whats that quote from its ringing a bell. "No one is outraged, people love the new Spidey",The Tom Holland one or the Andrew Garfield one? "Upgrading a 2015 Ford Fiesta SE Hello all, I recently bought a used 2015 ford fiesta se hatchback. It is in great shape and I love it so far, however, it is the base model and lacks many of the nicer features. For example, it has the horribly confusing radio menu, the lcd display in leu of the touch led color display, no back up camera, the standard seat cushions, and the silver grill. Since you guys seem to know so much about the ST, would you know if I could easily swap parts from the the better fiestas or ST's of the same year into mine? Thanks for your help, -a new fiesta owner.","We also don't get the backup camera, however you can swap in other Fiesta's seats, not too sure about the radio, grills/bumper are different on the ST's" "Almost all refugees returned home on their own will after recent wars in Europe (Yugoslav Wars). Harbouring nations had to pay them a lot usually, but they returned. If this will the case with the current refugees we'll see.",only way they will leave is if welfare decreases significantly which it will cause taxes can't go much higher before a revolt "Don't know if Steph is worth the max, gets in foul trouble too much",You forgot the I witnessed a back pass attempt in Rocket League this intermission that went exactly as you'd expect in standard unranked...,A bot sniped the pass from across the map? Coreigh! Really looking fucking sick tonight.,TRADE HIM! Facts and logic.... I am not sure this person knows what that means.,"Their stuff libtards don't know how to use, cuck!" Bibliotheca: The Bible made beautiful,Spending almost $200 on a bible seems like something Jesus would approve of. "We live in dangerous times. The two largest threats are climate change and nuclear weapons, and it looks like Trump is accelerating towards danger on both.",But Hilary was going to start WWIII. Your dad sounds like a pretty cool guy,One of the best :) "I am 25, last time they lost a season was the year I was born. Either I need to have a kid or someone needs to shove me back up my mom's vagina and pull me out.","We've all been shoving a lot up your moms vagina already, nothing seems to be working." Joe Gans shows master class boxing in 1906,"yeah, the way he walks forward while leaning straight back with his arms wide open right in front of him is sure to bamboozle today's fighters." He is trying to say that he believes having a cheat day every once in a while is good for your body and it can actually help your diet.,"What's the consensus on this, everyone?" WHO'S A GOOD BOY????!!!!,Mnmmjm "Blankets feeling like lasers When I go to bed at night the blankets feel like vibrations that run up and down my body, it's so much nicer the normal.","Same, but different" McFadden is going to get under 10 points and the best thing possible for you would be to have your opponent pick him up and play him.,BUT I HAD SUCH A GOOD IDEA! "$20,000 when my mom passed away two weeks ago.",so sorry for your loss. Ding,Dong "Good Trump, sticking up for Israel. Maybe he's not so anti-semitic after all.",Yah he hates his daughter ! "But they're not racists, they're *race realists*. They base their opinions on *science*. The fact that this science has been considered inaccurate for almost a hundred years is meaningless.","They can point out all the phrenological distinguishers of mongoloidism, how dare you say that is fake." This was my first attempt at building my own aquarium. It isn't perfect but im pretty proud and I think it looks great. I call it the telarium.,99 channels and nothing is on. Reihards batch and the 6\* FG as well,7 star fg and good x10 rate up confirmed It appears permanently when you reach stage 500,So its the gold chest? "Lived IN NY for 60 years, then moved","Wow ok, we're actually exactly the same then." "I don't know, I just don't. Holding a resentment is like drinking poison hoping the resented gets hurt. I am terminally chill though my dude.",I want your comment tattooed on my body! "Seriously when was the last time you needed to plug your phone into your laptop? Ok, you might do it occasionally at most, but why act like it's such a deal breaker when it's just not a necessary action in most cases. And by the way, you don't need an adapter. Apple sell a straight up USB c to lightning cable.",That's like saying why put airbags in a car when some people only use them once or never at all. "At least their consistent, because their Smackdown segments are coma inducing.",Did you or did you not come for them? I think he means adding the Crew to the stack after Marauders' ability has already hit the stack.,Porque no los dos? Berlin market attack suspect killed in shootout in northern Italy,I'm sure he was *only visiting* Italy and not running from anything. As much as I am anti trump if the Rockettes are against trump so much they can quit. I am not sure I would work for a company that made me support trump.,"They can't really find other work as dancers, it's extremely hard to find replacement positions if they are fired." "If it makes you feel better, I'll say Hail Satan when I meet you if I recognize who you are. Just because I do not follow a particular religion doesn't mean it doesn't exist. It's actually simply being polite to wish Christians a Happy Christmas, just as it is polite to wish Jews a Happy Hanukkah or the non-religious a Happy Holidays. Now what the fuck is Kwanzaa?",Have a kwazy Kwanzaa Wow whats in the box?!,"Food, yummy!" Oh man I can't wait to get 50 R4 Jukebox 0s and 50 bad print granite shifts for $90.,50 R4 jukebox zeros just means that you can have a super spooky keyboard for Halloween! "I know that feels, it's very common in the Netherlands. The children/teenage turks and moroccans fill the streets and don't have any respect for our country. Ik kom uit Haarlem, maar ben al een paar maanden in Amerika om Trump te zien winnen! Ik ga weer weg net na de inauguratie.",Hahaha baas The only trace of him left at the scene was a burned fedora. Perhaps we've been looking the wrong way all this time...,*teleports behind you* should have watched more anime......kid I PRESSED X ON ACCIDENT,Two timing console peasant! I never see any of this because Hello is too quick. OP pays $200 for an OS but is too poor for a decent notebook with Hello or a desktop with Hello login? Yeah right.,"Thanks for condescending attitude, you're the one we all need" Is it weird to find this to be arousing? Her arms look thick af in the off-season,Not at all "Israeli politicians act like a spoiled child throwing tantrum every time they don't like something even if it is as ridiculous as occupying territory. It is 21st century ffs! Stop this shit, build economy, make your people life better.",So what do you propose they should do when a supposed ally sides with a group that calls for the killing of every single living Jew on earth? I think it is ok for animals to suffer if it is for comedy.,You forgot the "Yeah, except it's formatted like outlook 2003...",We still run 2003 Holy shit.,"No, it's hope, how the hell did you think that said holy shit" "What great thing can happen on January 1st 2017, to make all the shit of 2016 worth it?","Something bad happens to people with different political beliefs from me, rather than a solution to the problems we have differing opinions on how to solve." "WHAT?!? Some people tried to send their kid to a school?! And some other kids actually went to that school? That's absolutely crazy, thanks for sharing. Any other articles being written about this?",you must have a lot a friends "astonishingly, there is actually saver availability the day after xmas on United's nonstop flight from NYC to Honolulu. just 17.5k each way on KrisFlyer... very tempting...",That's probably because nobody ever flies the day after xmas! Well Europeans love to tell Americans they're evil for the tragedy of killing Bin laden. I wonder if you hold yourselves to the same standards.,Bin Laden isn't dead "I'm irritated at how much this article repeats itself, we get it man found grenade used it to crack walnuts, didn't know what it was for 25 years...",What article? And then they can apply for welfare because they'll never work in the business again. :),Because the entertainment industry and stage performance sector is dominated by Trump-loving conservatives. Historical timeline of Iran...shows many of the empires which controlled parts of Pakistan,"Just noticed that pre-partition India was one of the most important places geopolitically after Turkey.Lied between Central Asia (Afghanistan),Middle East(Iran),SE Asia (Myanmar) and China." Actually a lot of elite barbs decks do take skill to use. They're easily countered by cards in the meta right now and I don't see why you're hating on them so much right now.,You forgot the Celibacy ceremonies for young girls. Their father puts a promise ring on them and the girl vows to their father that she'll stay celibate or pure until their father replaces that ring is replaced with a wedding ring. It's misogynistic and creepy and weird.,He should forget the ring and put her in a chasity belt like the good old days when America was still great. "Frustration Weekly Thread - Week of December 23, 2016 Frustration Weekly, a place to vent about any problems or issues you've had either recently or a while ago and a place to get some advice on how to avoid those kinds of situations. Please no flaming other members, no matter how silly you think their mistakes are. Tips for posting here: None!","-MR is still frozen (And I'm not going to let it go) -Not looking like I'll get a CSR Pre-approval for Christmas -AMEX RAT = No MPX -My indecision on if I should try for the Merrill+ (Never had BOA, have a feeling I'll get declined though) -Learning that I don't know how to wrap things" "I bought the pack and got 6 completely useless runes. I don't recommend this pack, at all. It's still just another Com2US crap shoot.","I'm sorry to hear that you encountered a transaction error which caused you to only get the runes for the 50$... I mean, you say the pack is completely not worth it, so you obviously didn't get the (daily) crystals...again, sorry for your loss..." I guess having drunk drivers killing people is better.,"Yes, that's exactly what I am saying." "He's right. All of the fancy dangles in the world won't win you games if you can't win battles. Players like Tatar and Nyquist have their place in the NHL, but we have too many of them.",Yeah who needs more good hockey players when we could have more Steve Otts! Bring back the santa hat's magic bonus!,Let's make santa hats great again! "Knowing the oil/gas lobby, they'll get it banned because it'll kill everyone and rape their pets",I think the environmentalists may do this themselves like they did with current nuclear. Versus Islam where the reward for death is heaven.,That is only a reward when life is hell I guess So her mom and dad are having problems with each other? Cause its christmas. Its unlikely Pharah just randomly looked for her dad and didnt bring her mom.,"in the comics she hasn't met up with her mom, the only reason she even knows she's alive is because of the letter she sent in the ana origin story, its assumed her dad did most of the raising" This kind of reminds me of channel zero..,You have to go inside. "Hopefully being fat. It is getting easier and easier to stay healthy and get thin. The excuse for being fat is going extinct. It is becoming socially unacceptable to smoke (a choice leading to a known negative impact on your health and body), so it isn't much of a leap to say it will become social unacceptable to be fat (ie, a choice leading to a known negative impact on your health and body). OR, it will be even more accepted and common.",But muh genetics! So...what if they say it back? Every time? And also cuddle with you?,Start Douching. O'Leary is the only one of the candidates so far with a chance of defeating Trudeau. Michael Chong has the best policies but O'Leary has the charisma to lead and the courage to do what is necessary to make Canada competitive again.,You forgot the tarik's Stream Shenanigans #1,-1 not enough social justice "Johnson, you're a loose cannon. Gimme your badge! You're off the case, now go home and play video games and drink beer until this all blows over. Checks in the mail.","If only I didn't smoke so much weed, I'd totally go for a career change." Trump on nukes: 'Let it be an arms race',"But at least we stopped Hillary from trying to negotiate a no-fly zone with Russia, 'cause that totally would have caused WW3!" Would you then consider all the other dwarf planets to also be planets?,Isn't a dwarf planet just a type of planet? Games of the next millennium,"If we're talking the next millennium, forget cosmos inhabitant, by then star citizen would have just come out." Maybe the snow preserves the rat. Don't let it melt.,You keep it in your freezer of course. "So far I can only think of that fit to wear, as I've never been to concert before. Its not a rave so im not gonna wear vibrant colors, but idk what most people wear.",What show is it/where is it? Legal released from EUnited,"Ah, so this new team is Revan's 'degree', it all makes sense." "Out of her 34 visits, the one time I see her and it's this.",that's the money shot! lol if people will play it after two months.,"Yeah bro, that's totally a likely scenario." Because twenty million a year for four years isn't enough money. Get your head out of your ass Encarnacion.,"Yeah I would be extremely happy with vet minimum money, so why didn't he just take that?" "Anyone watch the office? Remember the part where Michael is trying to do a commercial for the company but they say he's not creative. His response; when I was 5 I made up a unicorn, never seen one before. All on my own. Couldn't even talk yet.","no, i dont think anyone that frequents this site has heard of this office." "Person A in most instances uses a meme, one liner, or quip that doesn't actually make an 'argument'. Lots of We can't do this / We're not a country without law and order / illegals are using our welfare/ illegals are going to kill us. Then when someone does pull out a study, it's from a far (nationalist) right think tank considered a hate group by SPLC. This is because they claim unskilled immigration has this impact while solely focusing on the labor market and not even attempting to consider the litany of impacts they could estimate immigrants have. The literature is mixed on immigration, but very smart policy wonks (that don't answer to constituents) like to toy with supporting a system that approaches open borders. The most common 'anti immigration' stances one reads are rooted in misunderstandings and stereotypes of immigrants, which is why they're called racist/xenophobic (which I hate cause it's lazy).",Lol great argument "Last time my feet were taken out from under me, I didn't jump up first.",shit dude you're totally right dru dove so hard "Can someone put a step by step for PS4, I'm new to saving outfits from missions. Thx in advance","Step 1: Be the juggernaut Step 2: Hold the visor option inside style menu so it goes back and forth for 10 seconds Step 3: Open netflix, return to GTA" "Eh, she's said some ridiculous shit, but everyone is bound to be reasonable at some point.",A broken clock is right twice a day Where else is he gonna keep them?,Not in his parents house. A Jewish mother and her children.,But they're literally Nazis! Re-Releasing the SBC's?,"I heard they will release November, Halloween and OTW cards again." But...But...But...Hillary. I wonder how long they are going to be doing this.,Eternally it means beached retard bloviating,Heh The smoke alarm in the house next door has been chirping for and three years now. I can hear it when the window is open.,Lol I would throw a rock through his window or something "At this point, I would be very happy if we break the shutout.","Can you please try the hockey gods again, make another comment" I know it looks like a buell in the back. those things cost some money to maintain,"As a previous owner of three and a linux user, this was the real joke." Hell naw! Fuck this dude!,Why is he a secret Muslim? Woman in India's UP state mercilessly beaten up by a crowd after she spoke against two men who groped her,"I mean, look at what she was wearing, she was just asking for it." women can find pheromones in urine highly attractive,No wonder some dudes don't wash their junk and then still expect head. "I say let them have it, as long as they offer a course called 'Problem of Blacks'",That's called US History and Social Studies. "This Teamfight Certainly Isn't Going Well... Oh, Never Mind","his CP path has very good outplay potential, reminds me of old skye" It's a ninja type thing,My mom never let me watch mango growing up so I don't know what this is about "Think he can mail to alts with access to AH, or neutral AH (not sure bout this). Unless you are telling me he's delete all the mats.... ouch.",Aside from the whole no cross faction mail thing the fact that I don't remember there being any mailboxes on the turtle to begin with probably doesn't help either. "I don't know about the balances, but the cheques are probably with him!",Cashed out already. "Germany will once again be the first in the race to total fascism. The developments under Merkels reign are frightening. They don't give a shit about refugees, they are simply using it for gaining control and power. Not only within the country but in geopolitics as well. The german elite wants to become a military world power once again and everybody knows the rest.",We won that race about 80 years ago. "Why just Europe, Washington Post? It's not like you've been having so little terrorism in the US lately...",in the US it's called 'the right to bear arms' Traveling by ansible,And stopped 10^5 light years away for some reason. Wait so hamilton saying hes blessed to be where he is and believing in god makes him radical but the actual radical christians who show at abortion places an stuff like that with terrible pictures of aborted babies are normal/clueless. and hamiltons radical? wtf,Hamilton saying he is blessed is arrogant. im a duterte supporter. ask me anything,What is the powerhouse of the cell? "Come to NA, come to the dark side, we have Death Star. XD.","Shit, when did they put the full H-44 in game?" "ez 4 professional eSports organization Renegades E-sports containing of AWPer Ricardo RickehMulholland, ingame leader Yaman Yam Ergenekon, rifler Aaron AZR Ward, allround player Karlo USTILO Pivac & the mad fragger Justin Jks Savage from the Detroit eSports organization Renegades e-sports with players from the Oceanic country Australia.",You know he means business when his last name is savage Just me or is Obama magically leaving office a hell of a lot richer than he entered it?,"Actually you earn a lot of income when you spend one term as a state senator, two years as a US senator, and eight years as President." Need to take a .3 off that now cause of Valve.,"Because Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, and physical retail stores don't take a large cut of the sales." Trump appoints his business attorney to manage international negotiations,Yeah that seems legit. "I get paid hourly. I forgot to clock in and according to the new policy that nobody knew about I do not get paid anymore. Hello everyone, I might be just a whiny child about this, but I need some insight and advice on this. In my workplace we always used to have a policy when someone forgot to clock-in or out, we just had to fill out a slip and have it signed by a manager who was with us during our shift as a proof that we have been here. It was not a problem, sometimes people would forget or our machine would stop working. So normally I always remember to clock in right on time, but yesterday when coming in I was distracted by something and just walked out on the shop floor without clocking in. I remembered about it one hour before my 8 hour shift was over. So I quickly ran over to one of the managers of another department who was on duty that day and explained the situation to him. He said it is fine and will sign my sheet tomorrow. Afterwards, I contacted my own manager who was not in that day and explained to him what happened, and I also was met with That's not a problem, we can sort it out. At the time I had no clue about the apparent new policy regarding clocking-in, where we do not get paid anymore if we forget to do that. Neither of the managers I spoke to seemed to have a clue about this. So today I came in, went up to the HR to pick up my form and explained the situation where I have been told about the fact that the policy changed, that we no longer get paid if we forget to clock in, no matter if we have lots of proof that we came in that day (CCTV everywhere in the store, other colleagues, placed orders for customers with my name on it), we just simply don't get paid. The lady also said that a notice was put up underneath the clock in machine about this, and that she sent an email to all supervisors and managers in our store. Right now I am not sure whether I am in the wrong and it obviously is entirely my fault for being so air-headed and forgetting to clock in and not seeing the notice, sorry about wasting your time then, or my own managers not informing me or not even knowing a single thing themselves?? Prior to this I did not sign any new documents or contracts.","I have quite a hard time believing that you can have a policy that effectively denies employees the basic right to be paid for work they've done, no matter how carefully they made everyone aware of this." Tegeltjeswijsheden Plaats hier svp een zelfgemaakte tegeltjeswijsheid! Liefst op rijm en relevant.,zelfs in Tegele is neet rech sjeif So you're rooting for him to fail?,That's just racist! "I'm going to downvoted but what the hell it wouldn't be first time. Now some days ago many people were arguing about tourism and how investment in tourism was one of the best bang for buck in terms of employment, foreign exchange and return on the said investment. If you're going to look at it in isolation, it is shit project but think about how the said project will attract visitors who solely come to spend money, the eatries/restraunts, hotels, taxi services, souvenir shops, regional industries etc would lead to creation of employment. The govt will get their taxes and could get out more money than invested.","Yeah man this will totally increase tourism.People all over the world will go gaga over this dopeass statue of shivaji and come to india to see it , who cares if india lacks cleanliness , transportation , better police etc which actually help the tourists ." Groot wasn't a very nice guy back in the 1970's.,What fluid dialogue. "I mean, they are Canadian cops. They're not saints but compared to US officers I much prefer them as a whole.",You're such a fucking meme Most of my multiplayer games end early on from the other person leaving or disconnecting or from me accidentally hitting the home button (Android). :( I had one game recently where the person spam bought money and got two sun god temples on round 5 and then left... I assume they were hacking somehow.,"Possibly, if they weren't they just played so much where they got as much money as me and got bored." So it's not a body double? Even more amazing.,Pretty sure the flips were. yup but i sold my old phone already so there's no more use for the guide rn. any idea how long this 1 day trade hold will last? thank you,I'm assuming if it's a one day trade hold it'll last one day What are your plans to do with it? Are you still able to operate the screen?,I waited 2/3 years to fully repair my 4 And honestly my screen looks similar to op's pic Can't wait to get my screen assembly next week Batman: Arkham Origins,265 Thanks OP! "People like this are the best chance of reform that we have. People who are willing to work from the inside, who attempt to bring Islam into the modern age.",At great risk to themselves. I forgot how toxic game threads are. Some of you really need to go take a nap or something.,"Haha yeah man, fuck people that get emotional during the game" "Thank fucking god, I might actually win the ship or have a chance because of this",Why did you start Goatrappolo in the ship? Merry Christmas from the Rosbergs,Nice of them to share Lewis' perspective "Cool! As a new fan, im sure you can understand my disappointment that some people want to remove fighting from hockey. It's so entertaining!",Life-changing brain injuries: so entertaining! Soldier Field during the 4th Quarter of a Bears game. Such a quiet and peaceful place!,Maybe the McCaskets will wake up and make an effort with this team after this season. What if Yasuo's windwall..... worked.... on a charge... system... Crazy right?,Hmm 10s cd per charge and each wall last 10s This will make him not op at all "He's bald and ugly, no one will vote for him","Nice, shiny fivehead though." Selling used electronics on Amazon is a breeze....,I think you dropped this: Saying their final goodbyes before putting him down.,Man I wonder what happens if John Elway gets hurt What's scary is the Oline is looking better every week. They're actually mediocre now. And they won a super bowl with a mediocre Oline.,I'm getting chills "It's fucking rigged, man. All there is to it.",The NFL wants close games that go down to the final few minutes ever since we would blow out teams in prime time. "It's christmas, fellas!","Nice try, it's obviously just a picture on the box!" "At this point, they're liable to screech FAKE NEWS at a calculator when it gives them math they don't like.",Math is for pussies! Do you know what the free market has never done? Chosen libertarianism,"I'm not sure why, I liked guessing the odds on whether my Durham's Pure Leaf Lard contained factory workers or not." The Indianapolis Colts have been eliminated from playoff contention Rip 2.0,At least they showed some grit. Soldier Field during the 4th Quarter of a Bears game. Such a quiet and peaceful place!,I'm just happy Soldier Field lost its National Historic Landmark status over building all those new seats. "Holding open a door for the person behind you (male or female), even if you have to wait to do so.",Even the ugly women? "Considering that these settlements piss off the entire muslim world, I'd say it be a better security policy to not do settlements.","Right, Israel was never attacked before 1967" "And if you're not smart, what then?",Then you desrve to be homeless or die of something easily treatable. Lol so putting people in camps is an improvment,Yeah I don't that's that's gonna happen... "I was at our local board game store yesterday, and somebody came in looking for it (again, on December 23rd!). That's pretty much the reaction he got, but more polite. The staff basically told the poor guy that 1) they didn't sell video games and 2) it's the type of thing people line up hours before the store opens for based on rumors that a delivery's coming that day.",But did they have a copy of Terraforming Mars? "App for learning chinese? Hey im a Malay and I want to learn Chinese because well, 1.I look like a Chinese so people always talk to me in Chinese 2.Most of my friends talk Chinese so might as well learn it 3.learning a language is fun. Excuse my poor english, im still learning. Thanks :)",best to take up a class "But due to the nu-meta of Symmetra/Torb/Bastion comps (Who all have higher winrates than Roadhog, I might add), Roadhog gets screwed the most in those chokepoints due to his lack of mobility options. Every other motherfucking tank has an escape of some kind","Ah yes, Zarya's shoot at the ground to run away quicker mobility, best escape" Dalton in his 4 Post season Games = 1 TD and 6 Ints...55% passing! Several NFL QBs that do not have rings would have a SB ring with the Team Andy was handed! Deny it all you want. *Stats do not lie*,Not really relevant here. "Cant double-click to change wards I've tried resetting keys to default, and loading dota with the launch option -autoconfig, but nothing I do will allow me to double-click to swap wards. If I log into another Steam account it works fine. This is on a fresh install of Dota 2. Is there a way to reset the settings of my Steam account or has someone figured out what causes this? Makes the game pretty unplayable at this point.",Did you uninstall? "The US has supported many dictators, so being a dictator does not automatically make you bad for US foreign policy. In fact, the US has overthrown many very good leaders, and installed a dictator instead. The general rule is that you have job safety as a leader as long as you do as you are told by the Americans. If you stop doing as you are told, then you are removed from power and replaced by someone that can be controlled. Saddam Hussein is a great example. So is Manuel Noriega. Fidel Castro is demonized by the US government because they could never control him.",The complete organization of anonymous for the Arab spring makes so much more sense now. "I've been trying to give Christianity a shot, I think I've made up my mind. I honestly can't, despite the things I find honestly reprehensible about the bible, at this point I'm so far beyond my old days of believing I don't think I could believe ever again. It just doesn't compute. I think agnosticism is where I'll stay.",I thought the same thing. "He's not the problem. If it weren't him, it would be someone else pushing his theist ideology. He's simply the face the networks chose. There are plenty of other clones who would be happy to replace him and push the same agenda. I wish to see theism completely abolished as much as the next r/atheism user does... but I will not find pleasure in the downfalls of the ignorant or misguided. We should strive to be better than that.",What moral compass is guiding you to believe that? Philippines' Nock-ten Christmas Day typhoon strengthens as it nears landfall,That's what happens your country is full of drug addicts. "If you get lonely these next couple days I always go on Omegle, because they have a function now where you can find people with the same interests. So if I'm ever alone with no one to hang out with, I'll just take some dabs with people on Omegle. You have to use a bunch of different keywords, like drugs weed 710 oil high LSD and stuff like that, but you'll find some nice people :) Happy holidays!",Sounds like a great idea Pod out Academy Rector into [[Fountain Watch]]...,The death trigger for Rector would resolve before the pod activation goes off meaning that the Battle can be killed before you can find your protection "Django,sam l Jackson in pulp fiction,Sam in the hateful eight",Marcel in Inglorious Basterds You can't. It's locked at 200fps,*fucking console ports* What episode is it?,Bruh it's one of the best episodes how do you not know every line by heart "Some would say that to this very day, it still is Larry David.","I think you might be making a good point in a subtle way, yet downvote because *Some say that X still Y to the day* is an annoying unfunny cliche (and thus especially out of place in a thread about Seinfeld)." Never leave your child unattended if you can help it. This world is sicker than most realize,"Yes, helicopter parenting is surely the answer." "IKR. 91 y/o, what was this guy going to do to the cop? Please, I would like to hear out of the mouth of this cop what he thought a 91 y/o was going to do to him.","Feared for his life and just wanted to make it home to his family, obviously." How come non-Muslim countries hold highest standard of living?,Because we have low IQ level and obviously due to our shitty culture "Recovering data is ridiculous I am trying to recover my data, from my stolen phone. (you must enter your user id) I don't know it which is riduculous. What if I will never be able to recover my data? I HAD SO MANY SSRS! SUPER SAIYAN BARDOCK SSR, GOKU SSR SSG, ALL THE SSGSS(s)",Merry Christmas amirite. A progressive Santa would leave solar panels in a naughty child's stocking.,An ACTUALLY progressive Santa would realize that not everyone conforms to the oppressive Christian-enforced patriarchy and would kill himself for being cis-gendered white scum. whats his gt lmao,XLB4M Boss rush is still in the cards,We're a little behind the 8-ball "Note to all Americans: Christmas is now over. Now, the 25:th, we can look forward to next years christmas. Good Jul.",I didn't think Muslims celebrated Christmas "Clickbait for sure. No one was invited, so the reasons BYU wasn't have really nothing to do with the decision. It would have been sweet had they chosen Houston and Cinci but not BYU - then the title would be valid.","I've read is that the Big 12 schools are seeking additional money from their TV partners for maintaining the status quo, which is a big reason the Big 12 didn't opt to expand with any teams." "As a reluctant Trump voter who leans Libertarian Capitalist, this place has been nothing but nice to me, regardless of whether or not I agree with whatever gets said. Almost anywhere else on Reddit it seems if you aren't eager to shit on Trump or defend whatever crazy narrative is being pushed you get berated and downvoted. I'll take r/The_Donald, even if there are a few weirdos here.","Hello sir, do you have a minute to hear about how satanic pedophile Jew gorrillionaires run and manipulate the world's governments to castrate white men, breed out the white race, and install a New World Order?" I would expect the first unanimous MVP to have some kinda impact on the game.,Haters will say he's not injured "2 QB, PPR league, 12 teams Should I trade Tyrod Taylor and Sterling Shepard for Allen Robinson and Carson Wentz.",Yes You can cheese the first one with arrows through the fog gate if you don't mind that sort of thing. Fire Mirden Hammer works well too,"I'd rather beat them properly, but thanks" Every fucking Cavs missed shot is an offensive rebound lol,TT is saving our ass rn "I believe so, you should be able to run some older games but don't expect battlefield 1 to run well if it runs at all :(",This advice could work with 99% of this subreddit lol. I just wanna netflix and christmas,Hulu has a list like this I really just want to see history. Ive seen this image so many times and every time it just makes me cringe in sadness. I feel like the video is really bad and would complete the experience.,"Nice save there, Chester!" That's because you've never tried to play a B.E.S. deck before.,yeah i prefer playing actual decks and winning "Question about Obs stream settings. Hello, I just wanted to get some feedback on what settings I should use on Obs. I have an i-7 6700k and a 1070 card along with 1.4 mbps upload. What will I be able to comfortably stream at? I wanted to play games like Fallout and the Witcher if at all possible. Thank you for any feedback.","1250 bps 1280x720 resolution 30 fps, your bottle neck is your upload speed, everything else ok" Richard Jefferson puts Klay Thompson on a POSTER!,If you do not make aggressive contact with the rim GTFO Restating a point that has 125 up votes is racist but the original point is not. K. What's next declaring there's 14 genders? Oh wait ...,"Sir, there are 9,069,857,028 genders you cisheteropatriarchal transmisogynist." "Man, Walmart got some good prices on beer here, tbf. It's the cheapest place to get it here. Unfortunately, it's Walmart, and I hate them.","Oh, see the ones here don't sell beer and I don't drink, so I'm not sure about fair pricing on alcohol." "Next year will be better. Like the great man used to say, you just gotta have faith.",Yeah no one will die next year. David Bowie was my dad's favourite artist. George Michael was my mother's. I feel as though my childhood has slipped through my fingers this year.,I'm scared for your favourite artist "fking idgod did it again he keeps selling his fukin autstic ass florida on his gay ass website. mods hb you do your guys is fkin job and get rid of thise rice eating cunt? all he does is steal money from his costumers and provide shit quaility ids that people think is #1 on the sub if u guys r not going to do your job as moderators, then hb u guys go drink bleach u underage fucks",Thanks for making me an extra $300 on my order asshat! My Best Girl,Hella bae drawing. Stay frosty. The year isn't over yet,Carrie Fisher back in critical condition "2016 Week 16 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(9-5) Vs. Baltimore Ravens(8-6) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you, Enjoy the game, and Happy Holidays!",Gotta make that tackle Timmons. Dispose of your Christmas tree this year by setting it aflame right where it stands!,"Whoo, a good Christmas burnin'!" When the GOP compare Trump to jesus.,He says it like it is! MAYBE some boo or a sign but definitely not a fence or rope closure. It's pretty obvious he left the piste it got all rough and no corduroy visible at all.,"I don't know, i think at least a fence and maybe some mountain safety folk waving to slow you down before that vicious drop..." "best place to buy coffee beans in Markham/Toronto? Hi everyone, I recently got my family a french press and i'm looking for some good coffee beans that I can buy within the area of Markham and nearby eatons centre. Location and names of the coffee brand would be nice Thank you and merry christmas",Alchemy Coffee located on highway 7 sells beans from [Pilot Coffee Roasters](https://www.pilotcoffeeroasters.com) What did you all get for the holidays? Wanted to have a discussion about what everyone received and how they feel about it. I feel as if this is one of the better communities for discussions. I'll start off: Madden 17 Batman: Arkham Knight Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4,- Samsung 55 inch KS8000 4K TV - PS4 Pro - Rise of the tomb raider Of course all paid by myself _Sigh_ "Not the wrong sized mount, but included the feet. Merry Christmas!",What a dumb optic I have a.. Um.. Petri Lite. Wanna trade? *I'm kidding don't take me seriously and freak the fuck out.*,GTFO. "Brexit is 'God-given' chance to steal business from Britain, Donald Trump's trade aide declares",You mean Brexit wasn't a good idea in the long or short run? **FLEX STAFFORD**,You can play QBs in the flex? "I can't even imagine what Syrians in Aleppo must be feeling. You know, the ones who were murdered and displaced by Russian soldiers.","Nah, everyone the Russians bomb becomes a terrorist by default." Bingo! What do I win?,"A 20 dollar bad dragon gift card, just pm me your credit card and social security numbers" "I can understand the youngsters who missed Nintendo's heyday. But if you are in your 30's and never played Legend of Zelda, A Link to the Past, or Ocarina of Time... you should be walked through the streets with the bell ringing lady saying Shame.",Yea because no one is ever poor in my life. If you're gay - you suffer from it. It's also a burden. Yep - typical,"Yeah, if only there were a way for them to be treated equally so they weren't suffering so much, but God works in mysterious ways you know!" Newt Gingrich Admits Donald Trump Does Not Yet Have A Plan To Beat ISIS,Well there's a surprise. Sounds like he needs to be taught some empathy,No the parents need to be taught empathy and not physically abuse their children over minor indiscretions. "I have exotic pets who all eat fresh fruits and veggies. They all lose their shit on avocado day. I figured, if that ALL love it, this mushy green mess must be good. Turns out I hate it and now everyone freaks out when I tell them that yes, I, a white girl, hate avocado. And bacon. I'm a mess. :(",Pumpkin spice? I ripped my dozer helmet code I bought a dozer helmet at Eurogamer on Friday and when I went to scratch the code it paper just ripped. Is there anything I can do to still get my helmet?,You can try screencapping it and sending it to someone like Ashley or sending an email to Almir so you can get it replaced. The show has grown up. Get over it,But I need my totally kawaii beach/hot springs episode. "There is nothing in the title or the video that blames Western memes, the report even shows a reverse image search with Asian web addresses, so what exactly are you trying to clarify here?","Can't fault the assumption, the only culture that matters is Western culture" "I don't know if you are truly atheist or not, but I must say that it doesn't matter if it is Indian Muslims, Indian Hindus or Indian whatever, they are all sexist towards women. Period.",Great generalization Id take it if your in Oz ;),"Sadly no, I'm in the states :(" Detention was 90 minutes long and you had to write the definition of the word GO. It's quite long and the one time I was there I began copying the definition and half way into it I began writing a detailed story of the teacher getting fucked at her desk by the whole class. I finished the paper with the end of the definition and figured it would never be checked. Wrong. That is how I ended up suspended. My mother laughed her ass off right in front of the teacher and principal.,gold star parent right there... "There is no good rationale: it's more expensive than natural grown meat and always will be because nature is the cheapest of options. Nature provides dirt FREE, water FREE and the complexity of how life-forms grows FREE to us to just take. A lab adds incredible expenses all for the same product, or perhaps a lesser quality product. With meat animals you get bones, marrow, cartilege, muscle, all useful good things but with a vat you get just cloned muscle.",Yeah that's why grass fed beef is free. "Why does everything have to be so litigious, it's their bar they should be able to let whoever they want in.","Exactly, lets also kick out the gays, blacks while we're at it." remind me not to let my wife's kids have any sort of power of attorney.,I think there is a bot for that now. What this guy Said. I sure as hell ain't gonna do any of the work,Found the union electrician... I think the whole point of that gif is that he hit everything BUT the soccer ball.,Did you miss the caption at the bottom of the gif? "That because you're supposed to snort Blue-Vein cheese, not Parmesian.",I'm parmesian. ...says the War on Christmas crowd.,"Christmas won some pivotal battles this year, but we will win the war." I know a really effeminate guy that could pass for being gay but has had a long term girlfriend and is about to get married in July. They exist out there.,"Pfft, the only way to connect with another person as a man in this world is to put on a tough guy persona and to not be comfortable in your own skin!" "TIL that Tagalog is the 55th most powerful language in the world, Cebuano 105th, Ilocano 112th and Hiligaynon 113th.",But we tha' most powerful race "I guess you can base it like that. You should never ever use a tow strap with a hook though because it's another thing to break and kill someone and flying metal is not fun. I've found that tow straps with hooks are often rated for weights not suited for vehicles. The dampener is basically a weighted blanket to weigh down the strap if it breaks. If you imagine a rubber band breaking from being stretched too much that's basically what a tow or recovery strap does when it breaks except it's moving at speeds that will kill you if you get in the way, the dampener stops this by absorbing the energy and making it fall to the ground. I will add you should use these when you're winching also. You can get away with using a heavy blanket or jacket but companies like ARB sell ones designed for it.",Hooked tow straps are great: the hook keeps the knot from untying. Syrian man who filmed daughters before sending one of them for suicide bombing is killed in Damascus,A bunch of intolerance in this thread! And masterbating. You forgot that.,Never forget I got a Trump Flag for Christmas! Hope you all had a GREAT Christmas too!,You are an unusual looking white male. I think its more his sisters recording it and him knowing it will be posted online and documented forever. Honestly not the coolest thing to do.,"Not a big deal when you're a kid, you'll likely be unrecognizable in 5 years time." "Houston Police Force Homeless People to Throw Away Food. Also, Houston residents snitch on people giving food to the homeless",Well hey now these are good cops just doing their jobs "The dude said **life** story, start from the beginning.","If you wish to give a brojob, you must first invent the universe." Is there a word for hand sex?,"Back in my high school sex Ed class, they'd call this mutual masturbation which I guess would be the technical term for it since it's not necessarily sex." I'm CF because I know I should be CF. I'd make an awful fucking parent.,But being so aware of your shortcomings is one of the reasons why you SHOULD be a parent! "the biggest fuck you those countries can get is stopping the consumption of oil, once we do that they'll have a rough time and won't be able to act like this.","Luckily, once energy storage is solved, they will never be able to harness the suns energy, what with the lack of supply there" Best hentai/anime games on PC? About to join PC master race in few days and in need of fap material,commenting for later xd "I didn't say anything about how they were formed, I said what they actually do.",Results need no justification in the face of intentions. same it fares well in legendary arena where overlevelled zaps are plentiful,"Hey dalek, thanks for keeping your word about making the phone wallpapers" couldn't you just make a new username?,i could but i would lose my mad karma r/gifsthatendtoosoon,"Considering the sub, this not ending seems pretty fitting." Drexel U's Favorite Genocidal Maniac Locked His Twitter Account.... BUT TWITTER HASN'T TAKEN IT DOWN,He's racist *against* white people and that probably isn't against Twitter's terms of service since only white people can *be* racist. My mother-in-law knitted my wife's snake a Christmas sweater.,"I know a good divorce lawyer, and I advise you to get out while you still can" How would you like to die?,In my sleep Does it count as misleading if he didn't know the truth himself?,"If you don't know the truth, but present it as if you do, then yes I would say so." "No kidding. I just locked in a rate a couple weeks ago, and the broker straight up told me that I would have been 0.75% lower if I had locked in before the election. So basically I'm stuck with paying another $150/mo for the next 30 years, because emails.",It's just Trump making America great again. no it doesn't,I guess I forgot the "Ugh, I hate those and I'm an engineering major.",Yeah we get it already you're an engineer FUCK THIS COMMUNITY,FUCK YOU AND YOUR CANCEROUS .50 BMG GO FUCK YOURSELF UP YOU HAVE A DOMINANT GENE IN YOUR FAMILY TO COMMONLY FEATURE DICKBUTTS AND BECOME WHORES Trump voters love Rod Ryan.,You're not wrong. Remove Strange coins from the weekly loot tables,"yes, please replace the strange coins reward from shaxx bounty with a ghost" Norwegians? I think you misspelled Northern Danes,Is that the name of the Cathedral in Paris? Guardian Angel - What could've been Mercy's Christmas skin,Listen Mercy can't have all the amazing skins okay. "Alchohol soak, either cheap vodka or isopropyl and then a warm water rinse should do it.",Can you drink the vodka later? "John Titor. Somebody should make a movie about that troll, only to make it like it was real.",Someone should make an anime about it. "I won watch dogs 2, but eww.. usbisoft do you want it?",696 "lock yourself in a room with an operating smoke stack. after a bit, you'll understand the hidden health cost.",I'm sure that's a realistic model of what's happening in the world I love being constantly reminded they sell bonds after I just got my second year of VIP.,"ikr so helpful, totally a function I use every single day, good that it hides the currency pouch even more I mean I don't need to see that right" "Last year, vs RHP, Kyle Schwarber had the same wRC+ as David Ortiz. wOBA was .001 behind Trout, Cabrera, and Goldschmidt. The Indians' rotation is almost all RHP.",LEAGUE FUCKED Bibi took it pretty hard. Building more settlements is important for him.,"It's not settlements when you build in your own country, it's like says to Texas to stop building anything because it's all on Mexican land" IEM Oakland Talent Line Up,OJ BORG <333 Did you ever think maybe she's the ghost?,"I don't actually believe in ghosts, I made the remark about myself in jest, so no - it hadn't crossed my mind, but I'm always open to being proven wrong." "I have worked in various industrial facilities. The number of people that stick their face in front of something that will harm them is insanely high. That pipe has asbestos insulation? Better hit it with my hammer a bunch without wearing PPE That tank has a bunch of acid that can cause burns to my nose and lungs? I gotta reach across the opening for a second, I'll hold my breath, it's all good","That's wrong man, humans in real life never do stupid shit and if I were in these movies I'd have handled Xenos in 2 minutes." The Brrrgh might get a high quality rip!,no thinking of writing a mgtow book for men thoughts? it will have all the general wisdom and advice about mgtow. and backstory about gynocentrism and the war against men. i already have a name idea for a title. and im thinking of making it a ebook first since i don't have a publishing company for paperback copy's.,"Make a blog, address issues." How JPMorgan could not save Italy's problem bank,I'm sure that they are in no way going to profit from the downfall I could be one but I don't like being one,"Wait, how could you pass on a paycheck like that?" Enjoy fearsome Kentucky in your big boy bowl.,That's a Kentucky that beat Louisville thank you very much "Top choice for the sound, Ellie can really shake those hypnotizing hips.","More like top choice of keyboard, look at that glorious AEK2" "Thank you. YES. Driving near an idiot or impaired driver when you don't have to, means you're an idiot as well. Just drop speed let the fucker pass and no one else gets hurt.",But I need to teach them a lesson! What some would call a tackle. lmao,Nonono that was a slam you can't do that to a Cowboys player duh you whiny salty baby A stocking stuffer from my girlfriend.,WTF BOYCOTT CHIA REEEEEEEE Holy shniekies I made the WS movie!,I'm pretty sure MLB advanced media produced the film.... "Yeah it's weird. It's almost like they're not meant to be captured and put in a giant fish tank to live. But they sure are purrty to look at, so fuck it.","Not only are they pretty to look at, it's funny when they swim in to the walls hitting their faces so stupid lol xd" Babies,"Haha miscarriage, oh boy I'm fucking dying" "It pushed me to Ubuntu for good. Ubuntu is amazing now. Never going back. There's drivers for printers, even! And you can use Netflix on Chrome. Those were the only things keeping me from switching for good. After MS pulled that bullshit, I dual booted. I haven't booted back into Windows since. I'm about to get a new computer and the first thing I'll do is create a few partitions and edit the boot thingamagig so that I don't ever go back into Windows again.",So you're saying the selling point was printer drivers and a browser that's less than 10 years old o.O The fucking guy at around 2:40 that comes in and just starts wiggling it around... fuck's sake dude....,"He was trying to feel what the object was, to identify it and decide if it was worth it to keep pulling or they should just let it be" Anti-national Ostrich,How dare that ostrich speak suck ill things about the pious holy mother cow? 82 views and no likes! I gotcha,yeah gonna youtube hero report the shit out of that channel "RSI Cup Item in Hangar? How do you get the RSI Cup Trophy for your hangar? One of my friends has one and I don't know how you get it. Also, is there a list of trophies somewhere?",Are you talking about the hanger decoration? I do watercolours,That's why you never go out on Black Lake when the moon is full lmao i love you fuckers,Fined 500$ for BMing the community Old But Gold,You can tell by the yellow text how many times this has been reposted "Trump idiots don't understand basic genetics. There is no genetic definition of race, it just doesn't exist. You can have two people of different races with more genetic similarity than another person of their own. Many African Americans do DNA tests and are shocked to find out most of their ancestors were European. Race only exists in our minds and cultural narrative. Also, artificially segregating bloodlines based on race doesn't make sense mathematically. We were built to mix. So look at how humans breed, you have 2 parents 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents etc. It doubles every generation. By the time you reach 30-40 generations that number starts to get ridiculously big, bigger than the number of people on earth. Genetics are a big gene mixing process. The only reason certain people look different in certain parts of the world is because we couldn't travel around the world very easily until like 50 years ago.",That's because LIEBRIL Geneticists want WHITE GENOCIDE! When you get to royal arena by skill but everyone thrashes you with overlevelled cards and legendaries,Oh it gets better the more you go up. "This map is data from 2012. This wouldn't capture any recent data that includes the migrant crisis. Also, since it only include homicide data, it would be hard to do an equal comparison of violent crimes.","Ah yes, I forgot to take into account those millions and millions of Europeans killed by war refugees from Syria." "It's mainly going to be used as a subsidy for MSM, since no one buys their shit. In a free market, they would have died many many years ago, and we would not even be in a third of the mess we are in right now, economically, militarily, socially. They are stealing **our** money, near billions of dollars over the years, to lie to us.","it was planned like that, but with Bannon in WH I guess it will be handed out to alternative media :P and since there would be conflict of interest between Bannon and Breitbart, Info Wars will be getting a nice new years gift courtesy of Obama" "I hope there's a real basis to this accusation, because just investigating someone for corruption is like political assassination already. Someone is inconvenient? let's just investigate them for corruption and let the press know. I'd wait until there is some real evidence.","i totally believe her being innocent in this after all western sellouts get their bribes legally from foreign government/open society grants, public speeches sponsored by western corporations and book deals" If only infils could do a tf2 costume change instead of cloaking,"Sure, let's encourage more TKs" I'll give very long odds against any bet for the Donald to improve life for poor urban communities. The idea is fucking satire.,'cuz cities are full of degenerates. "is momentum real? played against a team of auba, lewandoski, messi and reus, boateng and ramos. he went 2-0 up in the first half. second half i smashed him and bagged 5 goals. is this just momentum or am i just good lol","Yeh, you should score an own goal in the first 20 minutes to activate the booooooooost." Not,Special "This is their step forward in the battle. They're trying to get members used to the Essays, so that they can't break shelves anymore. It'll break the weaker shelves, but the more TBM'ish are gonna get super TBM.",Those members really didn't have a testimony in the first place. Where? I only see a guy who was wrongfully accused and counter suing the gold digger who accused him,Probably should have added the "Well there's got to be at least a new X Wing, Y Wing and TIE Fighter pack, right?",Rogue One Core Set confirmed? "Out of John Wall, Paul George, Anthony Davis, Damian Lillard, and Demarcus Cousins; only one of them have their team in a playoff seed currently And it's Boogie's Kings. Who would have thought that would be the case before the season started Just a little fun fact I saw while looking at the standings.",Such a nice little fun fact :) And?...,He forgot.. "When I was 5, I used to tell my parents I wanted to be a dog when I grew up because all I wanted to do was hang out at the house all day","When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!" There isn't a better Law cosplay in my opinion,Thanks Oda. "I figure I may as well share this with yall. Before maybe half way through this year, I was convinced white men were the cancer of the earth. And I'm white. I had to take over race and ethnicity, which was a requirement for EVERY student at my uni, and by the time I was done I would look down at my own hands, curse my people, and shake my head in shame. #THIS IS THE LEVEL OF BRAINWASHING THAT IS TAKING PLACE AT ALL LEVELS OF OUR SOCIETY RIGHT NOW. Thankfully the people in this wonderful community along with some brilliant minds like Stefan Molyneux, Milo, and the likes were able to present accurate information that counters the white men are evil narrative, and I began to see how absolutely flawed my own thinking had become simply by virtue of hearing that shit repeated over and over and over again for years on end. White people were not the first ones to start enslaving others. That would be Africans, who then sold their own off to become part of the Arab slave trade. But it was white people who were the first to be willing to go to fucking war to end the practice of slavery. I hope this professor gets everything he has coming to him. I'm so unbelievably sick of the unquestioning, blatant racism against white people perpetuated by our education system and popular culture. Fight back against this as hard as you can, before it's seriously too late to recover our standing in society and the world. We are a wonderful, compassionate, brilliant collective of humans who simply want to make the world a decent place to live for our children and our friends. I'm sick of being slandered and called the oppressor when I've done absolutely nothing to oppress people of other races. We need to put an end to this madness.",Exactly what a racist would say! TIL zip ties are not legally allowed in California?,Reddit is also illegal in California. "I see a lot of these complaints but I've never had an Apple cable come apart. Have I just been lucky or are people doing weird shit with the cables? I've had every iPhone since 3GS, 4 iPads, and 2 MacBooks and never had a cable fail. The worst I've encountered was my 2010 MacBook cable was kinda dirty looking because it laid on the floor between the couch and ottoman and got stepped on every day for 5 years. Still works though. That's my wife's MacBook now.",Same... Still use 10 year old ipod classic cable I had one stop working and said unofficial assessory but took it into the Apple store and they replaced it on the spot. classy is just being used a code word for white here. Michelle has been every bit as classy as previous first ladies but she's black.,NOOOO.. don't say that.. why bring race into this when it's all about 'economic anxiety' and 'political affiliation'. Best lightsaber duel in the series. Pod racing. Young Obi Wan. No Hayden Christiansen. Darth Maul was scary as fuck. I'll never understand the episode 1 hate.,Mainly for Jar Jar I guess Episode 1 is probably my favourite of the prequels too for the same reasons as you "It's a little hasty... He had shown some signs, I don't know why he would be given so little opportunity.",You forgot the PPD confirms he will be an EG sub in twitch chat,ti winner coach and a ti winner sub pogchamp. Fucking tryhard,yeah fuck that guy for trying to win... "Dana White Confirms Ronda's Return vs. Amanda Nunes at UFC 207, December 30",I am so excited to see Honda back in the cage. You knew he was going to do this. Every politician EVER does this. Politicians thousands of years ago probably did this as well.,But he's different McMullin: GOP has problem with racism,Divide and conquer. Can we please have more P-Mods?,We should feed off of Youtube Heros plan and make a 'Runescape Heros' program Surprise! Morphine and Heroin are Basically Identical,"Not true, Heroin has 0 medical use" "I read that some women are able to think off, so he's going to have to find a way to ban concentrating.","That's silly, women don't think" How did the student filming overreact?,"Terrorists have no rights, esp not the 1st!" "Nope. Never has and never will pay off for any of them. What you need to realize is that for many this 'business' is at best a hobby that if they are honest they are losing money participating in, and at worst a symptom of one of many mental diseases and/or disorders. Many flippers pickers etc are actually just hoaders using the excuse that they might sell the item one day. Mental disorders very rarely occur in a singularity and almost always co-occur with at least one other disorder. The common ones for flippers are hoarding, ocd, and a slew of other anxiety and social disorders. What you are seeing in people doing this obsessive photographic documentation is exactly that an obsession and compulsion behavior.","Wow, you must be an expert psychiatrist with access to people's bank accounts." "It became people defending Kaep for not standing, because some people were insinuating that not standing for the flag was insulting veterans. Veterans are coming out and saying not standing for the flag does not insult us or disrespect us. In fact that same government that oppresses black people also does a shit job of taking care of veterans. The same people that some people are stating Kaep is disrespecting by not standing for the flag, that represents America.",Since when does the flag = solider so stupid of people to think that. Because you browse BPT but you have a problem with sweeping generalizations,Those are jokes you are being serious. or braking,In this case both. "We laugh but it's so scary true. Grandpa, you mean the original iPhones didn't have a blood sugar balancing home button?? You couldn't even show your live metabolism!?!?","Given how important our bodies are to us, in 15 or so years I imagine any personal device that's with you 24/7 has automatic health/metabolism monitoring built in by default." Joke's on you we're a fencing school,At least you have baseball to look forward to Really? I thought the goal was to catch terrorists. Sodding feature creep.,Well Marijuana does fund terrosim. name me one world class player that was developed in the mls,"Donivan, he had great stats in the MLS" "Must be other 5-7 teams who had kept the streak alive and watched northern Texas blow it... No, then why in the world would any person on this earth get that mad about a 5-7 team who shouldn't have even been in a bowl.",Wasn't us we are the greatest fans In college football! "Fellow old(er) farts of EMS, what's something about your first year in EMS that sounds weird now? For me, it's that the company I worked for had **2** ALS trucks when I started. And every vehicle was on one VHF simplex channel (BLS, ALS, CC)",Wood short/ long boards and sandbags for immobilization. pan fried reindeer in a sweet red wine sauce with mashed potatoes,I see you served Rudolph's nose along with it; smart choice there. "I dont understand what this means, if he was my husband, what would the difference be",I thought you weren't married to the person with whom you had this affair History of Nightmoves?,Fun Fact: Don't go during the weekday! So what you are saying is that you want this forum to be flooded with posts that are all redundant over and over again till you take your last sorry breath?,On this logic all thoughts are redundant too and you should just end yourself to stop this horrific nightmare of free speech! "The back of Xiaomi Mi 5, the front of Sony Xperia Z series (I'm a sucker for symmetrical design).",Then you should get a phone with a camera right in the centre of the back with a Nexus 6 style flash This is why I want to go on a tour on a motorcycle and don't.,"4 wheels move your body, 2 wheels move your soul bruh" "The metric system is undeniably easier to use than Imperial, but it is hampered by its connection to our decimal system. While Imperial is a hopeless jumble of different units and conversions, you'll notice that many of these units, in a vacuum, are actually quite nice. The inch is one such example. Twelve is a much nicer number than ten. Ten already reaches for the decimal mark with such a common fraction as one fourth and is completely hopeless when it comes to thirds. Consider seconds/minutes/hours which are counted in 60 and 12 (or 24 or whatever). These are also really nice numbers. You can use minutes to measure half-an-hour, quarter til, ten past, etc. and you'll still have a whole number because 60 has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 20, 30, 60 as divisors. This could be possibly be a partial reason why the French attempt to establish decimal time never took off.",I think (hope) you forgot this: W = Oo Y = Ih Plenty vowels for those of us who live in Wales.,And people wonder why Welsh language television never really caught on. All my years of beer snobbery confirmed,"Skip to Next week... &nbsp; Oh my god guys, AB Inbev (or Miller Coors, if you prefer) made me a great offer and I've gone to work for them." "More along the lines of They're rich, so they must be doing something right.",Except for clinton who obviously got rich by eating babies "Hi, I'm new in town. My first gaming PC, specs in comments.",Needs more rgb lighting My girlfriend has a three legged cat the they dubbed Yard,Would be more funny if the cat was three footed Lol I was joking dude. Idk why people took it so seriously,"Sarcasm doesn't translate well in text form, and is never noticed on Reddit without" how? i simply instracted it and it doesn't work.,"I used csgo modchecker and the mod, placed both into my sourcemods folder and restarted steam" League Names Held By Accounts Never Used,there there? They won't be selling their liquor business; are you nuts? $3.xB,Was meant to be sarcasm but my phone ate the "That her boyfriend goes on Omegle with his dick out and masturbates to other guys with their dicks out. He confessed this to her, saying he is bi. I never told anyone, though I did question her if she really wants a boyfriend who does gross shit like that. They are still together and going strong two years later though, so what do I know. Using that information, I managed to get her boyfriend out in a close game of Never have I ever. I said Never have I ever done something sexual on cam. I'm pretty sure he still doesn't know I know.",You seem like a really nice person. "Ah, are you from the UK?",It's a regional thing within the US as well growing up in Kansas City I always heard lightning bugs. "Nope! In this glorious post-truth world, all you need to declare shenanigans is an internet connection and some form of input. The burden of proof is always on other people!",Yeah and his username hurt my feelings In UK and no idea where I'd get it fixed,"Shouldnt be too hard to fix yourself, just slowly bend them back into place, and as long as the usb port fits, it works" It'll be more than likely parts of Dublin. It's not going to be athlone for sure.,like Clonskeagh? What really gets me is the damn sandals. I just dont get sandals on a motorcycle...,Goddamn millenials! Series of earthquakes hits near California-Nevada state line,Secession quakes. Bingo. All you need to do is (after coring) go into the province screen and hit the 'Add Province to HRE' button. Congrats! You now have +1 IA.,"Nice, time to do BBB as Austria" "House of cards, bojack, orange is the new black, Marco polo, daredevil, master of none, narcos... Yeah their series really suck",Yeah but those don't count. What frustrates/irritates you the most?,When people assume my gender But can it run Crysis?,"I've ran Crysis even on my 8600 GTS, so this should have no problem :)" I just read up on the ex-wife stuff. Very troubling. So how could we help Brendan in a way that wouldn't benefit that leech?,Fuck her? "There's no stormcrows, 50 tons max for clan now.","So, mission accomplished?" "If you've been raped or violently assaulted, it's a very big deal to have some stranger's skin on yours. Like a nervous breakdown big deal. And it never goes away.",sounds like people ITT will use any excuse to discriminate against fat people "White America It's true that whites can often have a myopic view of the way race affects life; naturally it's hard to understand an experience that is specific to a certain group of people when you are not a member of that group. That being said, I'd like to see op-ed authors stop using the adjective white irresponsibly, i.e., in a manner that suggests (even if it doesn't say outright) that whites form a homogenous group of brutes who all love Trump and couldn't care less about the plight of anyone but themselves. It's insulting, patronizing, and inaccurate, and I think it has led to the feelings of marginalization that caused people to consider Trump who may not have done so otherwise. I don't think it's necessarily always true that if you can replace 'white' with 'black' and get a racist statement then it's wrong to say given the historical context of race relations in the world. BUT I do think that a sentence that fails that test deserves to be reconsidered and possibly clarified to not give the appearance of stereotyping. No one wants to be blamed for mere membership in a group, and you have to consider what people **understand** you to say and not just what you **mean** to say.","But when writing about how my group suffers, it's so much easier to stereotype the opposition!" So not a daft punk fan then?,VERSE CHORUS VERSE CHORUS BRIDGE VERSE CHORUS anything else makes me uncomfortable.... There are no slaves in Dubai...,Economic slavery you twat. China People are rude and everything is a race. Getting on/off elevators. Airports and planes is shocking. The constant beeping of every car. The air ... it's like a 24/7 drag of a smoke. The hocking up and spitting on sidewalks. Lack of quality meat. There is some good stuff but I won't be going back.,REMOVE THIS RACIST! What are some of the biggest mistakes you've made in your web development career so far?,Ignoring accessibility. TIL my Jewish uncle is anti-Semitic. His view is the settlements are antagonistic. Needlessly.,Obviously he's self-hating and his opinion is invalid Got my highest score in DM to date. See if you can beat it!,Dont even post this shit here until you get 100 kills pleb. Now if only there were trains for the tracks...,"good thing we rushed the build, and made driving in this city intolerable, so that it would be ready at the same time as the trains" I do realize that. But there's also the fact that Jerusalem is sacred to two other major religions. There's no reason some sort of compromise can't be reached that will allow Israelis to continue to enjoy their bits of cultural heritage.,"No, fuck you, your God doesn't exist, my God gave this to me!" See they are trying to turn him into a support champion over time. That is the real end game here.,"They need to pad out the support player roles, since nobody is playing it." I am fairly sure that isn't true.. At least in the US...,"He was just joking, but yes you are right." He should do lots of video games if he doesn't already,He voiced Death in Darksiders 2. Yep. Nothing wrong with a couple of men posing for a photo.,As long as they're not one of those queer-o-sexuals. What If You Burn 10 000 Sparklers!,This really isn't helping our environmental situation "Yep! It's insane. The issue is that the Boomers and the Millennials are just SO BIG. They're the two largest generations of humanity that have ever existed, last I checked. My little sad generation in the pocket just can't compete at all. Especially when you consider just how strongly the Boomers are hanging on. Just look at the last US presidential election. A couple of 70-year-olds, and the youth-vote outlier guy was even older than *that*. This election was dominated by people who were tabloid headlines when I was a teenager two decades ago. It's ridiculous. Coming up in the 1990s, it never occurred to me that my generation would be so left in the dust. I just figured we would have our moment, whether we were ready for it or not - especially given the constant marketing of Gen X (by Baby Boomers in the marketing industry) as the next big thing. Instead, we got bypassed. Outside of Nirvana and Pulp Fiction, nobody even thinks about my generation. It's bizarre, but also weirdly fitting for a generation of underdogs and misfits.",Don't you mean *slackers* Also because they are pointless and gross,"Life is pointless, and often gross." "Actually, I sort of understand this. In the summer, I ride my motorcycle in the HOV lane (which is allowed for free), as it's safer than the other two lanes. I've had drivers swerve into my lane, which is just outright rude. I'm with everyone else on the BS with the toll stuff, but it currently seems to mean that jerks are doing these fast swerves in and out of the HOV lane, and I'd be happy to see cops bust a few of those sorts of drivers.",As long as the cops enforce the idiot drivers that dont get over when done passing/ in the left lane (They Won't). "Actually those were not spawned. Scorched Earth was set up on her second test server and a handful of people from a couple of tribes who have been on the server a long time and who have SE, myself included, joined at her request and tamed all the jerboa over the course of a week to help her NOT have to spawn in. The server maintenance that occurred that Saturday was actually her temporarily enabling server transfers so that all the jerboa uploaded from the SE server could be transferred to GR. That is why the hand-out building was at the green obelisk. I am aware not the point of this comment, but just clarifying misinformation.",Wouldn't it be nice if this clarity of thought was present when it was decided to run off an entire tribe. How many of you people actually understand conservative beliefs? They think the government shouldnt have the power to force businesses to accept all people. If the business refuses to serve people there would be public backlash and the business would get much less service and thus the market would force businesses to accept people. Which is healthier than the government forcing it.,Yea and it has nothing to do with homophobia "I have a co-worker who likes to snoop. This year our company didn't hand out bonuses and he's been on vacation. He knew we weren't getting bonuses. So I left my bonus on my desk with a fake check sticking out. When he opens he'll find a check for 100,000,000 And a letter asking why he's snooping","Not sure how smart he is, but I'd be tipped off by the fact that the MICR line is all zeroes." You should definitely be using Zag's abilities pretty regularly. Maybe save the Banelings for follow up or seige but in a fight there isn't really a reason for Hydra/Roach to be on cooldown. But Zag's big Hero Damage I'd say comes largely in part from her Auto-Attacks. You should definitely be in their AA'ing targets during a fight much like a Raynor would. You aren't playing her to the fullest if you just drop Roaches in and put the Hydra on someone and then leave.,Oh OK thanks I guess I didn't realize how much her AA did that should be really helpful in future games acrobat reader Detection method,so i wrote an essay on this not working but apparently only the picture posted :( going edit the post now Bull I can actually chose what games I want and not get a bunch I won't even want along with actually getting to keep my games once I chose to stop paying.,"Yea, but how can play multiplayer games online without a monthly subscription fee?" "I spent about an hour trying to find a video where Todd Howard talks about how he listened to all the Music for Diamond City Radio with out the DJ in between. I hope someone finds it. In the video he explains that all the new Tracks were carefully selected, and a portion of them were chosen to convey how the old world didn't really know what they were doing with all these radioactive materials and high powered devices. How there was a cynicism to the way the world was. He also explained that, there was only so much left and these songs are played because something has to be.",Yeah but since it's not the same as what the old fallout games did it's not allowed You dont know? From your post history Ok we stuck in a infinite trigger loop lmfao. I was merely explaining for the audience watching this thread lol. Hey I said sorry too ya knoww,Shit i forgot the Nelly will be performing at the Winter Classic,Nice to see the NHL catering the music to the demographic of the game "Sandy was not a hurricane when it made landfall in the US; it was an extratropical storm. Also it was mostly a category 1 north of the Bahamas, and only briefly a category 2. NOT a category 3-4. Facts don't have to be exaggerated to express that it was a destructive storm. Hurricane categories are based on wind; most of Sandy's destruction came from storm surge and flooding.",Didn't Sandy also join up with a big storm front that was crossing the northeast around the same time? "Take it from the son of a trucker, it doesn't work that way. You drive when they tell you to drive or you lose your job and can't pay the bills. Some companies are good about their schedule and others aren't. There ARE laws that govern how long a person can drive for, typically 12 or 14 hours is the maximum, with a 10 hours downtime required if you go the full allotment.","Yeah, totally worth the risk of killing people." "Don't let the city see that, that's a big dog with nobody holding the leash in a public park.",Looks like a pitbull too. Kind of feels like that's what they were going for,I hate these intentionally misleading pictures on this sub. They died as a result of parental neglect.,Up vote for going straight to the point and not writing 8 paragraphs about it. "As long as the horse was a man and not a Muslim, I'm assuming they're gonna find a way to be OK with it.",Wasn't the horse arabian? Donald Trump said 12 false things Saturday,"So, it was a slow day?" Mike Pence co-sponsored legislation that limited the definition of rape,He was trying to help Trump out even before he became the VP nominee. Bethesda fan-boys take anything said as an attack,"Huh, wonder who's downvoting you" Did I do it right?,More RGB! Nah he wasnt.,Dam pot heads! You're such a Libra.,Cancer actually "They don't ever show well adjusted smart people on TV, so weirdo shut-ins never see them.",It's because we are all always quantum thumping thesaurusi. This guy talks like his tongue is too big for his mouth. Decent enough at club level but not international quality.,Who do you suggest takes his spot? XFINITUM turns Android device into the gaming station,"...a screen, Speakers, and powerbank for $300... Wow" Adam warlock as a combat and no universal? How comes?,He has fists... "Absolutely, it's silly that they do not already",The technology is just isn't there yet. Trump supporters were unanimously for the war in Iraq when it was happening and they will fully support the war against Iran. The republicans couldn't hope for a better group of low information stooges.,"But Assad is the bad guy, we have to overthrow him, right?" Why from the east? The coal heartland is in the west.,Poland is to the East--maybe they transporting it? I really like these scorestreak taunts,Not that bo3 had them... We should get out of the business of hand outs and into the business of devoloping pathways to self-suficiency.,Especially for children under the legal working age. "I need some help. I am 19, 6 foot 170. And I am very skinny. No matter how little exercise I get i stay small. And I don't know anything about working out. Can anyone assist me with things like diet and exercise. Because the country where I'm from fitness isn't really a big thing and there arent many people who can assist me that I can afford. This is my first time on reddit and I want to learn how to get bigger but not put on fat.",Have you tried eating more food? 3 elites in one pack for the first time for me no edit either,Clearly edited. "This is an ad for Mark's Work Warehouse. It's not copy edited by McDonald's lawyers or unvetted research by Exxon. Maybe you're being deliberately obtuse, but there's a major difference.",It may have been sarcasm. this is a fake message by euphoric atheist,nah "Like I said, I have no problem with criticism. Except there's nothing reductive about it here. Since the prequel critiques the reviews have used highly inflammatory and controversial commentary in the same fashion to attempt to generate the same sort of views that got them the spotlight in the first place. In the brief time they were critiquing media legitimately after their prequels, they weren't drumming up the same traffic as they did prior, so they just started using inflammatory nonsense, and what largely amounted to critique trolling, in order to earn views rather than actually make real objective reviews. They learned that riding the circle jerk train, and arguing with fans, was more profitable. And as I said, they've been called out on it numerous times but they're just like most other youtube critics who pander to view counts over everything else.","yeah, everything is just a circlejerk" "If they don't report it, then it doesn't damage their k/d ratio.",kim death ratio? Freedom units,My Apologies Why does this short-cut have such a high requirement? It's only beneficial for low level players.,Hopefully soon they'll add 120 Agility! Just watching him. That Washington game made me a fan,That's not a cowboys fan approved metric Good evening sir! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior FE3?,"No, I'm a believer in the true savior, Awakening." Gotta love the effort here.,He'll certainly excel at this sport. me irl,"Oh they will upvote anything, ANYTHING" I'm guessing you just run your forehead back and forth on the keys to do this?,Guess I dropped the Elian's revenge.,"Yeah, fuck his father's custodial rights." "Even if you view them as scum wouldn't it still be better to keep that hazard out of public? Addiction is a mental issue, not a criminal issue.","Nah bro, people who use drugs do it because they're inherently shitty people." Database Models & Data Model Diagrams (A Helpful Guide),"It's fairly basic, but I got some use out of it so I thought I would post it." "How do you guys shower? I just realized that a lot of people would find it weird that I don't use soap(and yet people still tell me that I smell really good), and that I rarely use shampoo because of my curly hair. What's your routine?","Cold, Cold showers for my Cold, Cold heart." Why is it dangerous?,Because the Tampa player made it dangerous so it's clearly Weber's fault for choosing to hit a player that puts himself in a vulnerable position immediately before impact. "You are Phil Spencer: How do you announce Scorpio and Approach E3? This is the million dollar question that we'll see answered in the next 6-10 months. Microsoft has to nail this. So put yourself in the shoes of Phil Spencer. How do you work the Scorpio announcement and E3? Is the Scorpio reveal before E3 or after? Does the Scorpio reveal include ONLY tech demos or new game trailers? Is VR a part of either E3 or the reveal show? Is there even a reveal show to begin with or do you just reveal and announce everything at E3 and bury all your exclusive game announcements? There are a trillion questions here that need to be answered. I'm not exactly sure how I would approach it all. I think you have to have a hardware reveal date. There has to be a show and there has to be some form of games. It can't be all tech talk. Just show what you can and explain what it all means. Make it last about an hour. Call it a day afterwards. Stream it on twitch. End story. People just need to know what it is and why they need it. Explain VR capability. When do you do this? Before E3. You don't need to wait until after E3. You hype the reveal a month before the reveal date. Then you have the reveal date, then you hype up E3 a month before E3, then you market it at every turn, being humble like you have been for the last 3 years. I think E3 needs to continue to focus on video games. This is how Microsoft slowly jumps back into the mindshares of millions of Americans. Just be the good guy. I don't think Scorpio will be the savior console for Microsoft. I think it'll just be an upgrade. That being said, if both Scorpio and the Xbox One S can rebrand Microsoft enough to at least repair the damage left by Mattrick, then Xbox 0 (next Xbox) can be the best yet.","By t-shirt, obviously." I get many requests for my reddit name. And change password requests.,I wanted your username and had to settle with this bullshit. $60 bucks at a Yardsale how'd I do?,Smash alone is worth almost $60. "Who's better? He may be inconsistent, but at least he has some games where he's on point with his decision making.",phil dowd will always be the best How do you know? From his forged birth certificate?,Please tell me you forgot a Not as annoying as faux roman numeral clocks which use IIII instead of IV,I prefer the IIII; it's more traditional and gives better symmetry. They learned something with the help of kindles and ipads?,Obviously "I see your infoscreen in Stuttgart and present you one in Frankfurt, stuck during boot.",Looks like the uncomplicated firewall couldn't save them this time. I'm pretty sure that's why Trump picked Pence for VP. No one can assassinate him because then we'd be even worse off.,Can't we just kill the VP before Trump? Kinda defeats purpose of touch screen if you are not supposed to touch it order to keep dial on the screen.,"You're not supposed to touch it with **your hands**, you're supposed to touch it with the Surface Pen!" "When and how did you decide/realize that you wanted to be childfree? Hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster. This subreddit has brought a lot of hope and comfort to me since I realized that I want to be childfree, coming from a breeder family. I know that everyone's experiences are probably different and I was just curious to see how you all came to be childfree.",After the birth of the first child. costumed freddy krueger opens fire at halloween party,Because banning creepy clowns was sure to prevent attacks. "Reading the thread title, it sounded like you were trying to break the cycle in a brilliant move to established hierarchical norms. THAT would have been a dumb question. Yours is totally fine.",Clearly they can reduce the sales price by the salesperson's commission since they aren't paying it here! Clash Royale Memories - 2016,The saddest thing in this picture isn't the rg buff but the x4 sparky Why has bitcoin gone up in the past week? Hi. Im fairly new to bitcoins and only use it a couple of times a year at most. Im a bit curious to why bitcoins have gone up almost 100$ in the past week? Is it any specific reason? Is it expected to keep on rising or fall? Should I sell or keep it a bit longer? Sorry if this should have been posted in the beginners reddit but figured I would get a answer from someone more exprecienced here.,Trump. If only feminists would focus on this instead of men needing a lil extra space for the testicles hanging between their legs when they sit down.,No we need to attack celebrities for tweets we interpret as inappropriate. "1.5 hours per charge. Listen for an hour, shit the battery is running low, wait 15-30min to charge them, rinse and repeat. Even with fast charging it gets annoying.",Just listen one ear at a time! The new Australian 5 dollar note looks amazing.,FUCK you OP! "crimson lightning ,Heatwave , cobalt spiralis , regular zomba ,slipstream , parallax ,purple chakram , 23 keys offers. || psn: Bugatti-123 Best offer for the crimson lightning was 49 keys + slipstream",Road Hog XL for everything. More often than what?,More often than it does What a *great* unit!,Clearly still a better archer than Rebecca But it's only a silver chest...,Oh yeah the super magical and magical chests mean nothing "They will just blame: * Franklin Delano Roosevelt * Harry S Truman * John F. Kennedy * Lyndon Johnson * Jimmy Carter * Bill Clinton * Barack Obama They have so many scapegoats to choose from, and somehow they forced king donnie to screw them.",Hilary Clinton had 30 years to fix this! Absolutely fucking not,why not Yes. You will need a liquid cooling system to make sure the screen doesn't overheat. Pain in the butt to install though.,your dropped something I was just about to make that exact comment.,And the comma was used improperly. Classic Samus Aran cosplay,Hahah Seamus isn't a girl. "I always travel in sweatpants, hoodie and sandals. I dont know why people dress up for long flights (business people aside). You breeze through security (no belt, shoes come off with ease) and your super comfortable the whole flight",Well some people still rightfully treat flying as an occasion! "Their plan seems to be screw poor people, self-employed people and working people whose employers do not provide insurance.",No they are pro-job creators! "Obviously god exists, otherwise how do you explain all this.","Tide goes in, tide goes out." That's why the mortality rate for animals on airline flights is so high.,What is the mortality rate for animals on airline flights? Eric Trump Foundation Caught Funneling Cancer Research Cash Directly To His Father,that makes him smart I've killed teammates by booping a charging Reinhart right at them.,You have no idea... After graduating college I looked into getting a job at fucking Petsmart. The main industry in the area has gone to crap. They made me take an IQ test. I failed it. To get a job at fucking petsmart.,"Why did you fail?, you seem angry, maybe you should be around small animals." Damn I was just about to post this except not in shit quality.,"Please do, I think everyone will appreciate you for it." "My understanding was that fake news referred to literally fake articles that were entirely works of fiction, cooked up in some clickbait factory with the sole purpose of getting those sweet ad revenues. But now people seem to be using the term to mean misleading or partisan or propaganda. Just an observation...","Shhh, the Trump kids *never* upvoted disinfo here..." "1 Miyamoto didn't hate Donkey Kong Country, it was a mistranslation in the original article. Miyamoto even said that he worked closely with Rare in the creation of the game Miyamoto: The first point that I want to make is that I actually worked very closely with Rare on the original Donkey Kong Country. And apparently recently some rumor got out that I didn't really like that game? I just want to clarify that that's not the case, because I was very involved in that. And even emailing almost daily with Tim Stamper right up until the end. 2 Star Fox 2 was cancelled due to the closeness of the release of the Nintendo 64. It made no sense to release a game for a system at the end of it's life when the new one was around the corner. 3 Nintendo didn't steal the croc idea from Argonaut, the prototype merely inspired Nintendo to make a 3D mario game. Also who the fuck remembers Croc anymore? Also how does that make Miyamoto an asshole. He apologized to Argonaut games and it seems like they just held a petty grudge over the years. 4 Also why the fuck is this on the list. This isn't about Miyamoto being an asshole. It shouldn't be here. If Miyamoto didn't have anything to say, he shouldn't be labeled an asshole. It's not his fault that DMA design almost went bankrupt.",It's almost as if he's a business man who has to make tough decisions which some people might not like "Yeah, get 500 diamonds, and you get access to the secret second shop.",Any idea what's inside? at least i lived bro,Barra was calling for vulcan ult ALL game lol. How do you deal with the emptiness of your life?,"Music, certain friends, people listening to my problems, working (with the mindset that I'm bettering myself and making my life better), etc." "I agree, which is why I think Riko is somebody's else mother, mainly Megumi.","We've already seen Megumi's mother, and she did not appear to have any particular talent (and they even said that that 10 year old Megumi was better than everyone at the inn at cooking, which wouldn't make sense if Megumi's mother was an Elite 10 talent)." Trump will be in for a rude awakening when he discovers that congress has more power and both parties and houses support sanctioning.,TWITTER WILL OVERCOME! Why was Monkey King's VA changed? I thought it was going to be Matthew Mercer? (McCree VA from overwatch),Because Matt is an ass Creative Revision 32 Launch Date & Speed Build Arena Contest,Can't wait for those mountains to be bulldozed "U.S. expels 35 Russian diplomats, closes two compounds: official",I love the cold war :)))))))))))))))))) "Both the parents and the skateboarders have a responsibility in this situation. Skaters should be aware of their surroundings, parents should be aware of their children. Sometimes accidents happen.","Get out of here with your rationality, can't you see that all skateboarders are assholes and all parents are irresponsible, there can be no other way" What are some cases of players being released during the season and then being signed and winning a Super Bowl that same season?,Michael Floyd Bad meat? Or TAINTED MEAT?,RIP Bob. "I really like keen scout + graviton, but this is really tempting.","If you run Graviton, Memory of Gheleon, and Predator you get all 3." "So, 40% Str growth...","Well at least he capped skill, the most useful stat" Any tips on how to make this deck better? Any advice would help :),Remove elite barbs 1. When people try to tell me about horoscopes and astrology- that's bullshit. 2. Nazeem telling me I don't make it to the cloud district very often.,Such a Scorpio thing to say. Sunday Morning on Menagerie,At least they're not Mormons. Plague Knight and Mona were pretty cute..,"Shovel Knight and Shield Knight best otp, fite me bro" What's with our goalies lately?,FIRE STEPHANE WAITE! "Nino usually does things, he's probably the closest we've got to an agitator.",He's just has too much of a baby face for me to accept he is a punk... and I think any chirping he does has to sound funny with his accent Catholics in China should integrate into socialist society - senior party official,Well it's not like the Chinese would harm them is they didn't Time to initiate Socialism in One (Silicon) Valley,(((Silicon Valley))) more like amirite lads Nah dude I'm pretty sure Thunderstruck is played with tremolo picking.,"Gotta build up that dick callous and tap it out with your dick, I've always heard that's what Malcolm did" "Do you guys think thet Ryan,Bazamalam,Razz and Corry made a video from their trip to Vegas? Do you think that there will be some videos on youtube posted by these guys soon? I think it would be cool if there would be how these guys are meeting Scott. And maybe even some footage from the Fright Dome who knows... What do you guys think?","If Scott and his kids don't mind being on video, then I hope!" Looks like C4d,inb4 OP drew the entire thing by hand I like how this was posted 6 minutes before the game actually ended,I like how there are 5 PGTs. Yeah only a couple of them seem to get up. John lucas and Dunn probably show the most emotion. Paynes always cracking a joke it seems,Paynes cancer confirmed. "Did Merged Zamasu tank or dodge SSB Vegetto's Final Kamehameha? I've watched and rewatched the fight between Vegetto and Zamasu plenty of times now, as it's my favorite sequence so far in *Super*. One thing that always strikes me as interesting is the Final Kamehameha at the end of their fight (before Vegetto defuses). When Merged Zamasu emerges from the smoke, he seems unscathed by the blast, which, as Kaioshin points out, contained pretty much the rest of Vegetto's energy. However, Future Trunks, who is *far* below SSB Vegetto, regardless of his Super Saiyan Rage and the Spirit Bomb Sword (or whatever that's going to be dubbed), managed to slice right through Merged Zamasu. I already realize I'm looking far too into this, but I wanted to provoke some discussion since the actual episode discussion has long passed. Is it ambiguous? My idea (which to me, makes the most sense) is that the Final Kamehameha *did* hit Merged Zamasu, weakened him by far, and allowed Future Trunks to slice through him. And yes, I do realize that Goku and Vegeta also gave energy to the damned thing, but they were badly injured at that point. Also, in terms of power, how would you rank Goku, Vegeta and Trunks this arc? And how close do you guys think SSB Vegetto is to, say, Beerus and Whis? There's only mere speculation at this point, but I would wager SSB Vegetto is *far* from either of them.","I'm in the party of Zamasu tanking it, being mostly fucked up, plays it off cool because he'd never admit he's been hurt, and then gets the last 10% of his strength fucked out of him by Trunks plus spirit sword plus Goku and vegeta energy" "I know if I'm having a good register day and it's senior day, I'll sneakily scan our senior discount in to spread the good cheer. Especially if the customer is polite and friendly. On our receipts it doesn't SAY senior though. It just says trans off then the discount percent. Maybe you got someone trying to do the same?",Did you just assume my transgender? What drugs are popular in the slums?,does Addiction on Pisonet Count? "Rant time. I am so frustrated seeing this logic so much. He was a double agent to a homicidal genocidal super wizard. He lived literally the most dangerous life possible in that world at that time. Showing love to someone would put them in an insane amount of danger should he be caught. Being an ass to Harry was the most loving thing he could do. Not to mention he has no reason to give two shits about Harry. Girl you love ditches you for another guy and has a spawn, what is he to you? Snape is a selfless hero who never once got to experience any meaningful joy but single handedly ensured the people he loved were protected. To recap, protected a kid that was a constant reminder of failing to be with the only person he ever loved and had to kill his only real friend who actually understood him to protect the world and said kid only to die to multiple fucking snake bites. Snape is the hero of that series.",I really need to read the books. "For me it's 1024x768, shaders, shadows and textures on high, rest on low.",Is that native for your CRT monitor? does it really matter?,"I don't know, see's just one of the most iconic characters in Star Wars, not worth to even pay respects to her right?" Banks added Rs 4.4 lakh crore of fresh NPAs in 2015-16,Sab saala pichle *sattar saal* ka kamaal hai "Haha, you think you're just going to invade this country and nothing is going to happen? You don't know white people very well. The fact is that the best countries in the world are white countries, which is why everyone wants to move here.",This guy is totally not racist everyone. "Said Gloria Steinem, who built her career on fighting that kind of dismissive sexism.",Don't you know you can't be sexist against men? Reminds me of that bass line Flea plays in one song (I can't remember the name but I think it's on Stadium Arcadium) that to me sounds like a duck.,*21st Century* "What episode of Steven Universe are you up to? I only started watching a couple days ago, but I'm already at S4 Ep 9, what are you up to? *Please don't go into detail about how the episode ends if you're ahead of me, I don't wanna see spoilers :D*",I'm currently up to That Will Be All "People like getting to the genitals quickly! Can't blame them. As guys, we never know when we might get lucky again. Because for guys, sex is in the odds. For women, they only have to ask a straight guy!","Yes because all women are attractive and can get sex on command, ugly women don't exist and men don't have any preferences and can't control their sexual urges." The better question would be when it comes to evil business practices: What hasn't he?,Oh well that answers that. Suggestion: let us refine relics from the Navigation selection menu ^ that. Would be nice QoL tweak. I understand the menu wouldn't fit it at the moment but I can't imagine that would be a difficult thing to change.,Suggestion: let us swap our equipment from nav screen ... oh hold on ... we were able to to so before Starchart 2.0 took a shit on QoL. "Not a lot of practice, it's not like a rocket chip cycle deck or anything, just meta as fuck",Yeah rocketing towers as troops walk by is hard as fuck No ragrets,Not even one... finger? The only place worth getting a seat in my opinion. Not that you do much sitting.,"I've considered the covered seating at the far end of the field, but it appears to be restricted for parties?" "Grow up and quit crying. high functioning or not, autism can cause a person to do some things an otherwise non-autistic wouldn't. Be a big boy and quit cryin","Yea, OP, let your brother harrass you and take it like a man." "Maybe if you're a guy, but we ladies can make it work.","sure, then i am straight" "Denied cs too, that was a big deal.",... And trolled your bro heimer ... Marv Levy would consider returning as Bills coach if offered the job,Please make it stop. "Hardest Question EVER! If you could only stick to one meta for your whole life and these were your three choices, which one would you pick? -Royal Giant post range buff -Goison -Elite fucking barbarians","I'd say RG post range buff, because I use him at that time period" Este video es tan viejo que el pibe tiene nietos que estan descontrolados.,descrontolados Putin: Russia will not expel anyone in response to US sanctions,"Oh, how noble." "Long passes completed by midfielder in 16/17 - Henderson (111), Kroos (102) and Thiago (101)",That's a lot of long passes for a player who only passes backwards Nice study: it will provide good data for projected losses as the rest of the country succumbs to climate change.,Thermometers... they are just a theory "Why is it when a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a man orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticised anus with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert?",Sexism "In the last 8 days the stock market reared and showed m its beautiful golden belly. Thanks to AMD I just made 20k dollars! So maybe poor people should invest? Like just a bit? They complain a out being broke and poor and the inequality but anyone can use the stock market to male incredible gains! Thank god I am smart and learned about personal finance. All my childhood friends from the slums in El Paso live pay check to pay check and blow their money on drugs, hookers, trucks, cell phones, fast food. If they would have invested their weed budgets from the last 25 years it alone would be a small fortune now. Its almost as being poor is a choice in America. You couldn't grow up any poorer than I did but I didn't even know. I do think personal finance and entrepreneurship should be mandatory classes in school starting in elementary school.","Yeah, poors, diversify your stock portfolio!" "That's real money management. It's all about setting norms. I live in NYC and made about 55K last year before taxes and put away about 4K in savings. It boggles my mind when people say that they make 70K and are living paycheck to paycheck. Like what are you spending money on? Check where your money goes and cut out what you don't need. Then be patient with what you want to buy. Then spend real money on what you really want. Like my $1,500 bike. It's sooo nice and because it is nice it should last me forever. I keep it inside and do regular maintenance myself. I game but haven't spent more then $35 bucks for any games in the last few years. Why? I wait, Titanfall 2 dropped in price so I got it. Fallout 4 just hit my range so I got that two weeks ago for 30 bucks. Anyway that's also how I was raised. Live within your means, save and spend on cool stuff you really want. Don't nickle and dime yourself out of cool stuff. 5 bucks 100 times is 500 bucks...little everyday expenses add up.",tl;dr stack that paper up and then make boss moves. Sticker bombed my PC!,You could easily resell that for double the money with that Supreme sticker I am never again buying a thermaltake case.,Maybe it vacuums the dust in the case? yeah i dont give a fuck if sophia is drinking it or not. to have her in the ads is highly inappropriate,But how else is she going to prove that she's a good mom? I sent him the bike.,But are you pissed he smashed it in less than 2 hours tho ain't gonna happen. been hearing this for decades.,"Right, it will go up forever, and a modest price deflation is impossible..." K-9 unit tackles escaping car thief,Police brutality! GDT: Bruins vs Blue Jackets Early game thread because FUCK IT it's the season opener! **GO BRUINS**,Is Jenner one of the miserable people from that family? Veiny Hangers,Who's this? I am 32 atm and I can only manage about 6-9mil depending on luck. How much are level 40s able to do?,I am 43 and hit 66 mil on scorpion. "Vicious circle, man. He's trash but he's funny af","exactly how I feel, funny in the dumbest ways" Embiid hype video,"Great, now there is semen EVERYWHERE" "I'd like for them to include singing to the entrance song for an option. Like JOHN CENA SUUUUUCKS or Zayn's, etc",Haha that would be pretty funny. I just got that for Christmas but I also got a PS4 so I haven't played it yet. Is it as good as TTYD?,"I think bloodborne is still on sale on psn for $8 if it's your kinda game you should pick it up, can't recommend it enough" Send nudes ladies. I'm packing.,Haha Here's my minimalist Barbarian Wallpaper,Obviously just a prisma filter over the original artwork "Thank you Putin, for showing the level-headed responsibility and care that should be demonstrated from someone in your position, unlike the disgraceful Obama who attempts to provoke us all into unecessary war. The world thanks you. I'm very proud of Russia, a nation that now stands as the true leader of the free world.",All you folks missed the "Man as a 25 year old this thread hurts to read. I can't afford a car at all, much less a vacation.","buy a clunker, learn to fix it." It's just a wide angle view of a room with great potential.,"But...but it has le grill with a cup of tea and cozy slippers and netflix on the TV, so it must be cozy right ?" "Achievements are retarded! Achievements themselves aren't retarded, but it seems a lot of games have removed actual in game rewards for doing something, with just getting an achievement which do NOTHING other than give bragging rights. In old games like Megaman, collecting stuff meant better armor. Or life increase. Etc. Newer games, like Assassins Creed and Batman flags and riddler trophys, you spend soooo much time collecting them, or I do because I'm a perfectionist in games, just to be told you unlocked and achievement! Wheres my hidden weapon? Wheres my power up? At LEAST a cutscene. SOMETHING!","yeah, it sucks how no games have any unlockables anymore at all!" "According to Japan, either Mumei, Rem or Megumin [](#hanasakueurgh)",I can't believe Mumei is 12 Because the vast majority of homeless are not those honestly down on their luck or legit in need. The ones that aren't con artists or worthless junkies are released mental patients which you can't do anything for. I will and have helped an honest man in need but a fucking junkie con artist can get fucked all day. Been burned enough.,"Yep, nothing can be done to help mental patients ... not even, say ... giving them a home and a case worker like other states are starting to do" TACTION CRIMSON LIGHTNINGS BIG KEY OFFERS my psn CHIZov HMP feel free to msg,"I'd offer, but my keys are just normal size.." if you wouldn't have biased you would've noticed that brown car is clearly added to the photo afterwards. Open your eyes.,STAY WOKE its a drop just like any other. fastest to take out contents should be able to keep them without question.,"sure, when there's people running around with auto-loot macros that's definitely fair." lulz getting that job with a bloomberg at 20 huh,He's 100% gonna be one of Forbes 30 under 30. "How Covert Agents Infiltrate the Internet to Manipulate, Deceive, and Destroy Reputations",Thank goodness vast swathes of the country still think Snowden is a 'traitor'. Bollocks to the money grubbing bastards.,But it all goes to charity. "I mean, there's a reason I can't see Portland from Seattle...","Yes, the render distance of the Matrix is limited, duh." jimmy nu-tron (xpost r/hittablefaces),"Look, regardless of the beard, that haircut is pretty impressive." I think this era right now is better.,But chuck told me the league is at its worst due to analytics and 3's "I laugh at all these liberal arts is the problem posts obviously from people that don't do anything involving employment. One, liberal arts covers a wider range of jobs than a general business degree, the major elephant in today's tech heavy culture is communication. And two, unless you have a shoe in for w/e your job your after, you'll be working from the bottom and skills learned in liberal arts are highly sought after. Unfortunately most people don't know how to make a good resume. I'll hire a person with good communication skills and can work well in a team driven environment over some cocky 'thinks he knows it all' who majored in financing. A big secret most people don't realize is that a company is going to train a person on the company specific skills no matter what; who you are as a person, your personality, ability to learn and work with others is the biggest factor getting hired. Obviously this applies to most business jobs, not lawyers doctors, skilled tradesmen etc.","Yea, my current employer is totally willing to train you in computer programming on their dime." But conservipedia already exists.,And the only people we hate more than the Judean people's front is the non-alt-right "D.Va needs a nerf How is it fair that this TANK hero can 1v1 ANY Attack hero with the exception of Soldier 76 and win? She can out-dps REAPER and McCree, the supposed tank killers. How is it fair that a tank can flank, escape, be mobile, and block projectiles at the same time?","I know that D.Va can be really annoying, especially her defense matrix, but really she's pretty easy to counter with Rein or Zarya, who can both completely deny her defenses." Not near BG Airport.,I should have added My man!,Slow down! "Remember that toy that you got for Christmas as a little kid? How long did you truly play with it? 1 maybe 2 weeks? All I'm saying is memories are forever, especially with family who won't always be around. When you think about your childhood, do you think about the toys or the experiences? And if you think Hawaii is a solely a beach destination you really need to do some research.","Yeah, I only played with my Xbox for a week tops." "I thought ArmA 3's sounds were terrible until I figured out that was actually close to what real incoming gunfire sounds like. One of these days ArmA will save my life, because I'll be the one who knows the difference between distant gunfire going another direction and somebody who is actually shooting at me...because, you know, that's a thing that happens in suburbia.",I thought the same when I started out too XD Nothing. I just watch youtube and go to sleep.,Good to see someone else does this! "Israel issues severe travel warning for India citing immediate threats of attacks on Western tourists, Visitors advised to avoid parties for upcoming New Year celebrations",Probably Pakistani terrorists again like 26/11. Dumbass,"SUTD scholar... An NUS, NTU or SMU student wouldn't have done that." "Everything about it is horrifying. It looks like the victim of a particular horrendous car crash - missing limbs, pelvis smashed, head on backwards. D:","To be fair, it only says the vagina is realistic." Best Push-to-Talk key? What's the best push to talk key that doesn't interfere with other programs?,"I use H and it works well for me, except I'll occasionally fat finger G and throw my weapon away" They haven't seen one before because they are rarely used. Calling them retards because they are curious about it is rather rude.,IF you dont know about outdated tech you are a retard "I sing 'let it go' in the shower sometimes, does that make me a singer.","No sorry, only is professionals here" "My twin brother just came out to me... So I came out to my friends and brothers abour 2 months ago (they were all fine with it and have been amazing), and to my parents like a week ago (they didn't react well..) Today I got in kinda a big argument with my mum and went to my room and basically started ranting to my twin brother, me and him are really close and hes basically my best friend , I mentioned how she acts about me being gay and then he kind of awkwardly told me he thinks he likes boys as well. We talked about it for quite a long time and hugged and stuff (no homo) he doesn't want to come out to anyone else yet and was worried about my mum after how she reacted with me so I just told him to wait til he's ready. Is it like a common thing for twins to have the same sexuality? I googled stuff and quite a few things say it is but oh well im happy for him and and it made me feel really happy that he was able to tell me as well :)",Sex him "Small Question Saturday 030 Welcome to this week's Small Question Saturday post, a twice monthly post being posted on the 1st and 3rd Saturdays of every month. Ask your small questions below. If you know the answer to another question be helpful and reply with your answer.",Why doesn't Mumbo play in the modded Hermitcraft series? Found this old pic of me holding Winnie the Pooh's crotch. Can yall help my identify the shoes I'm wearing?,Probably not the same but check out Jordan 11's WTF is up with the main pic of this Pickpocket Proof Underwear??,"It's also a convenient lunch box...bananas, cucumbers, sausages...anything goes!" "White snapper, beurre blanc, finger lime",What's the bit on top? But then the condensation from the bowl will make my hands wet,Now you're just being a little bitch. Hey you're an accountant right? I need you to do some IT stuff for me while you still do your accounting.,"No problem, I've used google before." Leopard is hungry for some seafood,Didn't know Caiman were salt water animals. Two guys in a Lamborghini try overtaking a Corvette,That looks dangerous Trap songs with a hardstyle drop? Hello! I'm hoping y'all can recommend some stuff to me. I'm looking for trap with hard dance/hardstyle/hardcore drops. Similar to Noisestorm - Antihero and Aero Chord - Ctrl Alt Destruction. Thanks in advance!,Major Lazer & Showtek - Believer "Why don't we shine some light on some of our favorite underrated songs? One of my favorite underrated MCat songs has to be The Divide, it's such a great song. For non-MCat songs, I've gotta go with Karetus' Full Flavor (I'm not sure if that's underrated). What are some of yours?",MC: 7 Minutes Dead - Sidewinder Non-MC: Fusq - Perfume! Cute Hamburger,Looks more like a hotdog White as snow Mexican here. What am I supposed to do now?,"Go get a job at an office, for a landscaping company obviously." What gender is a hermaphrodite?,Non-existent Well that's what happens when you took Humanist ideas while growing up.,Humanist ideas are OP tho "I *almost* don't want to go back to Dominaria I'm so worried they'll screw it up, my main concern is in terms of the art and the beautiful imagery I have attached to that place, but so much could go wrong. Thoughts? As I've gathered here and there there might be a return at some point I guess some of you may have some info to share about it?",Battle for Dominaria :D Hmmm lets bring back argothian wurm and not mention any brothers war or any old this weatherlight shit :D that will be great :D and enemy Battle duals "Ppl say that culprits will be punished but who to punish, terrorists are dead:Prithvi Raj Chavan(Cong) on #UriAttack",Don't know whether to laugh or cry. Or the fact fox had been developing as a male his whole fucking life with superior muscle mass and athelticism wtf,Yeah but once you pop on the sports bra that shouldn't matter anymore! Bull Demon is now a playable character!,That lag tho! XB1?,"Shit sry, PS4" "People of Reddit who go to bed and don't lie there in the dark for two hours each night before finally falling asleep, how do you do it?","Work a 16 hour work day and you'll be out like a light, works everytime for me" Denver?,From the video description: Quebec St & E 128 Ave Denver CO Why exactly would you believe that's not true?,"Didn't you know, all bugs in the game are actually grand conspiracies and deliberate choices by bungie" What is your favourite krytac gun?,The one that shoots 7.62x39.... My tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower,Checking they're all getting some and no one is left out....and relax..... "My youngest is getting baptized today. And it hurts. Just a few months ago, she pulled me aside and said she wasn't sure the church was true, and was scared that *someone* (her mom, my TBM wife) would find out she didn't have a testimony. I stayed neutral. Some people believe, some people don't. If you don't think it's true, that's ok, and we'll *all* still love you no matter what. No other family member or church friend in her life has afforded such open mindedness. Every week for the last year she's been asked how excited she must be for her baptism, and if she's decided who will baptize her yet, and how everyone knows how happy Heavenly Father is that she's making the right decision. She's sung songs about how much she can't wait to be baptized. She's watched her older peers get baptized. My 8 year old. Who still believes in Santa. Who is almost more excited for the treats after the event than the actual baptism. Who is secretly my favorite child and loves me like a goddam superhero. My little girl is being manipulated by everyone else she loves into branding herself with a lifelong obligation to obey, and there's nothing I can do to stop it that won't betray her. This is the third and last time I'll have to live through this day, where one of my beautiful, brilliant daughters will be added to church rosters, and promise to always do what church leaders tell her. I'm aching for my girls, and grieving for any pain they'll have to experience, either by fighting their way out, or forcing themselves to stay in.",It sounds like you let her down. "Employers in will to work state can fire you for anything or nothing, so long as it isn't your sex, sexual orientation, race, or disability, however they can fire you for any other reason or just because they don't like you. Will to work basically negates all those rights that people fought for because it allows employers to not give a reason or to give a very stupid reason.","On the other hand, you can also QUIT for no reason in right-to-work states, and unlike your employer you CAN use someone's gender, race, sexual orientation, or religion as a reason for quitting." "Or you just stop playing, enjoy your pizza, and then resume playing after you finished dinner.",Only _casual_ gamers don't want to get pizza grease all over their controllers. "Why not? It keeps Reigns out of the Universal Title picture for the time being and the U.S. Title gets a big time match at Mania. We always complain about the U.S. Title never being defended, and about Roman always being forced into huge matches for no reason. This is exactly what we've been wanting WWE to do with both the title and the character yet it's now a bad thing?",Anything with Roman is a bad thing "We shall advance in an opposite direction! Without battle, there can b e no defeat!",basically how to war kebab there are two other candidates that deserve a look. there may not be an office to vote her out of once she sells it,Khizr Khan I would gladly lend you my copy Rizin replay?,Only good fight on this card was Garcia vs grandma Random kids selling junk out of rubbermaid containers..,No comment! Happy New Year,She should wait a few years and then accuse him of rape. Red is the best. Where did you get your LED lights?,RED IS FOR AMD #AMD N,G definitely how it works paladins is also hogging all the servers,Blame kappadins "I think you just described the election for most people on both sides and I love it. I'm not really a trump fan but I won't lie, watching people fall apart on social media after the election made me smile :)",Yeah seeing Muslims and Mexicans worry about their futures in America made me smile too :) *condescension,Condensation And once we've all said goodbye,Take a running leap and you learn to fly "I agree. Let's move his promotion up a little bit, and make the final boss significantly harder to kill.","Ahh yes, the OHKO boss by Roy." That's what happens when you put a team in the playoff who's biggest win is over Colorado and has a strength of schedule in the 100's,Yeah because another team deserved to be there more than Washington I should probably try out other operators more,I like to see that someone mains thermite "Anyone over the age of 80 goes. Take all warning labels off everything. Anyone with an IQ under a certain amount (not sure what). Anyone with incurable/inoperable disease goes. Take volunteers (there has to be a few). Anyone in the penal systems throughout the world that have committed egregious acts (rape, molestation, murder) goes. Something along those lines",What about all the sadistic weed smokers? Such courage.,These give me life "Something that everybody who plays Botlane ADC in any elo needs to know and understand It's going to be very painful, you're not going to believe me at first, but you direly need to know this if you want to not get misunderstood when discussing the balance state of ADCs. Allright, here we go: ADCs are not designed to win 1v1 against anybody. There, I said it. Shocking. You're most likely already typing lol shitpost of the week by now. ADCs are meant to be played with teammates. This is why we get plenty of ADCs are too weak! every day every season no matter how important ADCs are in the meta (And they've always been, except for the few weeks where Mordekaiser was better than them) This is why you see ADCs saying Poppy 1v1d me wtf?? This is why you see ADCs dying because they ran down bot by themselves at 25 minutes while their Support is warding Baron and River. ADCs are Cannons. Cannons are lost if the Cavalry charges into them and kills the artillerymen. They also lose if the Infantry manages to walk up to them through the damage. This is why Cannons are protected by other troops so that they don't just get ran over by anybody. This is why you don't use Cannons only on a battlefield. That doesn't mean Cannons are weak. Cannons have changed the face of warfare for several centuries and have been one of the most impactful weaponry we've come up with. The key to be a good ADC is to understand you're a Cannon and that you're only powerful when positioned on a hill and raining hell from far away. That doesn't mean ADCs CANNOT win 1v1s, but it means there is nothing innately wrong if Ryze outduels you even though you're 1/0/1 and Ryze is 0/1/0. It means you cannot expect to outduel Shyvana when she has exhaust, ult, and a Randuin. It doesn't mean ALL Marksmen are shit at 1v1. Those who are not are usually not played in Botlane: Graves, Kindred, Quinn. If a marksman is played in Botlane instead of Mid or anywhere else, it's for a good reason: It's because the Marksman REQUIRES the presence of the Support to function. If that wasn't the case, why would we be assigning them to a lane where they have to share the XP with someone else? The polar opposite of ADCs that can hold their own is Jhin. Jhin can 100-0 a bruiser with his ult... But he has to stand still and can only shoot in a cone in front of him. Just... just like a cannon. When Jhin was released people tried playing him in Mid and whatever other positions - And failed. Because Jhin is the perfect example of the team marksman. By himself, he gets killed by roughly anybody. With his team, he provides one of the biggest ranged executes and output of physical damage. If you want to 1v1 people and currently main adc... it's not too late to change your role. If you like to pew-pew at people from range, you can play Quinn or Graves top/jungle, you can play Corki Mid, you can play Kindred Jungle... but don't play Miss Fortune or Ashe. Regards, Your friendly Support (and occasionnal Jungler that gets fed because the enemy ADC is alone in botlane)",Lol shitpost of the week Looks like the night shift has arrived.,"No, this beer is made by Treehouse" Why is every redditor a sarcastic fuckwit?,"oh man, here, have some reddit gold for this one!" "Dota Behavior score? What is a good score and what does it imply? What exactly is a good score? Mine is 9909. Also, FeelsGoodMan: low_priority_until_date: 0 prevent_text_chat_until_date: 0 prevent_voice_until_date: 0 If anyone is wondering how to check: type into console: developer 1 followed by dota_game_account_debug","the lower the score, the less negative you are, for example, arteezy is one of the least negative people in dota." "Does anyone know of good CDDA LPs? I love this game, but I can't play it on my current PC as my TV is my monitor, and CDDA is too small to properly play. Does anyone know of a good, on-going modded LP?",check out chesthole32 - it's pretty big "Finally a practical solution to the teaming problem When I'm trying to find teammates it can be really difficult to judge whether another tank wants to team or not, even when they have team in their name their actions are often hard to interpret. And especially as I play as the rammer I have no gun to spin to let them know I want to team. So my solution to this problem is that every tank should have a little light on it that it can flash. Real life tanks have headlamps and flairs they can flash at each other. This would make finding teammates much easier.","You're a double scum, a ramming teamer" "C2 for sure, but that's probably way above your Secret Santa budget.",Water rower or gtfo. "Personally I think Modrons are absolutely fascinating, and I'm currently trying to incorporate a side-quest around them.",Have you ever read about the Modron March? "Whats your favorite sauce for steak? So, title says it all, really. Im looking for inspiration. I usually go with a bearnaise, a red wine reduction thing or pepper sauce. What do you recommend?",Nothin' sets off a good steak like some ketchup. "It's bad. 3 people on my Facebook died this past week. All three males, from Victoria. One died from smoking, the other 2 from injecting. 3 people in 1 week is crazy, but truthfully, it doesn't really faze me. It can't be a surprise if someone you know uses, that they may OD. I can't imagine how overworked our first responders are. Shout out to all the police, paramedics, fireman and nurses that work tirelessly night after night.",Was one of the 3 ODs you're talking about tristan? They need to throw a pornstar in there,"Let's see ... all I've got here is 22 year old bartenders, part-time models, personal trainers, and beach bums." Hell no I didn't bring a banana,then you not really with the shits fam simple as that What's with Canadian teams trading away black dudes that are pillars of the community?,"yeah, Evander Kane was a great role model for Winnipeg's youth" "Renegades just beat SK 2-0, including a 16-0 on dust 2",But if they had Fer they would have won Is that an LS? I've only seen this color in the LS variant,"No, I'm pretty sure it's still a 5.0L." It's amazing how much the secretary of state is responsible for in Trump's reality.,Don't you know Hillary was the snake who gave Eve the apple? The best kind of traffic is predictable traffic. Not that the car driver was in the wrong. But he could've kept the flow moving. That old lady was moving at 1 mph.,She was a good 5 minutes from crossing that particular lane of traffic. Clinton had a frog in her throat,Had a rare pepe in her throat Big trade.,Does this mean Lucroy won't be starting anymore? "I'm sorry, what state do you come from where you have come to the conclusion that the only taxes are property taxes?","Damn apartment dwellers, such smoochers!" That number has also been dropping as well (U6). And Full Time Job creation has far outpaced part time job creation,and salaries are climbing! Are you not entertained enough from the gif?,not if i could potentially satisfy my primal desire to watch violence! "Here, continuing work on the MVF-BU ... in case the big block upgrade plan outlined by ViaBTC fails (e.g. due to insufficient support by other miners).",Plenty of us are glad you're putting in the effort to ensure more capacity. Top of the food chain baby! Shake and bake!,Time is top of the food chain :( Ableton-preferences-audio-select focusrite,"Yes, it is selected." Think of the kids,You guys wouldnt make it far in R/politics Is this how you light frontier?,"If your version of Light Frontier is a bukkakke, then yes." Cop here. A general rule of thumb is to go by skin color. People with lighter skin are generally trustworthy and decent people. The darker you go the more suspicious and criminal you get. There is a whole science to this.,I think you forgot the Except for the private property part. I wouldn't be too happy if that was in my own backyard. My private property is just that - private. It's not for your drone amusement.,"Yea guys, make sure you shoot down all the airlines flying over your house too." Logos if Pokemon were real (Part 4),I can't help but imagine gears of Wartortle to just be the same but with water pistols. Government Stunned By Verdicts In Oregon Standoff Trial,GunsAreCool is flipping their collective shit about this and it's really funny. Local bar sells phone chargers.,Probably selling them straight from the Lost and Found. "Well, there definitely are new archetypes. They showed several new sidearm variations in the reveal steam for example.",What's a sidearm? ####dolphins,ducks Just got AT&T Gigabit and Halo Banned Me!,i just got a new tv and they banned me too You're seconding a 12 week program because after day 2 you've got DOMS?,"If you're not hurting, you're not gaining obviously" "Not to draw a comparison in the antics, but I seem to remember Tom Green chapping every ass he met.",The bum is on the swede. "So whats the point of suramar?Worth doing? Just hit 110 and i have so many things to do between class campaign,crafting quests ,world quests ,heroic dungeons and pvp im just wondering what the purpose of suramar is so i dont waste my time","of course, suramar is a waste of time... just ignore it!" Isn't MG strictly ERP? Not interested in that...,"plz, you don't want to hang out with skankily dressed NELF and Draenai in goldshire?" uhh... spelling?,Crash Course English 101: Spelling With John Green One of the reasons it's clear it wasn't designed at all :),"No, God just didn't properly develop proper engineering tolerances to account for variables like climate change." Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?,who did she tell you that to? Youtube enacting odd policies on popular youtubers? Must be those damn feminazis sleeping with Google!,"Either women SJWs are ugly and unwanted or just sluts btw this is totally not sexism at all, just DA TRUTHS" How the hell do you cheat at a 5K? Either you ran/jogged it or you didn't. ETA: comment probably coming across as confrontational; I'm just legit confused.,Experienced fatlogicians can violate conservation of energy; is it so hard to believe they can also defy gravity and *fly* the 5k? TIL it's vile to want people to obey the law and enter the country legally,Why are you so racist? More accusations that this is sexism. I guess it's sexist to see a woman collapse and then question if she's ok. I'll make sure to never again be worried if a woman suddenly collapses. Would hate to be called sexist.,"Benevolent sexism is still sexism, you bastard!" You know what sucks....#BlackLivesMatter,SALT SALT SALT \#BlackLivesMatter Should hold bay at bay,Michael Bay's bay at bay. "I didn't cure me of being gay, so yes.",You obviously weren't faithful enough "Sorry if I didn't clarify, it's just the basic VR launch bundle, no console. So the headset and whatever else comes with it.","Easy, just sell the VR bundle and buy the console with the money and use the leftover cash to buy more Taco Bell." Well then Go play Halo 3 and stop crying about it in a Post thats not about how people hate Halo 5 and how bungie was better than 343,H3 blows I'm guessing have some other girl pregnant.,"Doesn't seem as bad because it isn't obvious by looking at him, maybe if the other girl was his best man during the wedding." Two year-old solves famous ethics conundrum. Adorable!,Again.. another lower quality version of a video from r/videos I know it tastes like shit but as someone who wrestles with dehydration a lot coconut water is a god send and fixes up muscle cramps too. 500ml a day as cold as possible and I feel great.,Do you go subq or IM with it? "I hope it does, so please no spoilers!",Germany wins "The disappointing realities of refugee life: waiting, uncertainty, and paperwork",Representative picture Schrodinger's Lysandre,Schrodinger's pyroar Need an Alliance Name. I don't want to use something like National Wrestling Alliance. Anybody come up with good Alliance names?,World Alliance of Wrestling WAW It was a pickup.,"Steel body, or military-grade aluminum?" Kyoto Animation to animate Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon for Winter,ANIME IS SAVED How's the kool-aid?,"Better than bleach, ty" Snowplexed,I sure she was totally impressed with that and not pissed at all. "We owe a lot to china One thing that constantly shits me on this sub is the snarky comments against Chinese manufacturers. People relating Chinese manufacturers to cheap, bad quality products. It's false, and there's 3 important things that we need to realise: 1 - Without China, the vast majority of vapers would still be smokers. The average person wouldn't have taken a chance with vaping if they had to buy a $150 Provari and a $90 Kabuki. A pack of smokes costs $5 to $15. Yes, long term costs and health costs negate that, but humans are horrible at thinking long term. Companies like eLeaf, Smok and Innokin sell for the price of a week or 2's worth of cigarettes. A lot of us go through multiple devices to find one that feels right. Only China has made that a realistic possibility for the average person. 2 - The quality argument is a load of uneducated bullshit. A Chinese manufacturer will build something to the quality that you pay them to. Look at the Recoil and Petri RDA. Both are premium, well constructed atty's built in China. My Gear RDA is build fantastically. Then again so is my $30 Serpent mini. Clones are no exception. My Taifun and Kayfun clones from FT are machines perfectly. On that note, thanks to China a lot of us are able to use atty's that we wouldn't be able to afford otherwise. 3 - This relates to my first point. Thanks to Chinese efforts in making the vaping market the size it is, we have a huge amount of juices in more possible combinations of flavors than any group of us could have thought possible. Without China there would simply be far less variety of juices. TLDR: Stop talking shit about China, we owe them a solid chunk of our lives.",Chinese manufactures don't give a shit about their workers which is why I hate them little low.,everywhere the falcon splodes' IDF ? InsaneDildoFriends ?,I think he meant the Jew Attack Force Can I see where you got the crit resist?,"I don't know the new bosses crit resist , but with 297 crit you won't have 100% crit with 100% uptime on fury so it's natural that the bosses have slightly more crit resist and with about 310 I get 100% haymaker." "Same narratives every year: 1. NA have closed the gap! (they haven't) 2. EU looks average (one team overachieves) 3. CN looks great and can challenge KR (last year went the total opposite) 4. Who are LMS? (they're usually third best region) EDG looks damn good, RNG looks kind of soft, and IMay are strong... I wouldn't be surprised if IMay made semis and EDG made finals. Actually I think if EDG don't crap their pants, they can theoretically win worlds. I think the west gets completely outclassed this year more than ever. They don't have the talent LPL/LMS has at all positions, and they don't control the game and pick/ban as well as Korean squads do. But hey, last year, the Chinese teams were so utterly horrible, so who knows?",But my TSM D: Probably not. The odds of you being the only one are honestly pretty low,"It was a rhetorical question, emphasizing just how few people commenting in this thread seemed to have actually read the article properly before going off on their anti-white/we're suffering too circlejerk." "If Ahamkara are big dragons, can I replace my sparrow with an Ahamkara?",D2 pets confirmed? The irony of this whole thing is that Punk took away a spot from MMA fighters who have worked their asses off full-time for several years. Wasn't that what Punk was bitching about in WWE?,yeeeeeep ...didn't block out that you have a gmail acc. Gf bank.,It clearly states he has a Gmaul account... Jeez... How big of a tank do they need?,10 gallon minimum but you can get away with 5 if you do water changes often enough (spoilers) im disappointed,Doesn't come near the amount of epic that Origins was that's for sure. I'd hang it off the stall door facing me... But I don't have one.,"Damn, they don't even let you have stall doors?" Good news. Hopefully the CE-34878-0 error will be fixed on BF1 im getting...,Maybe that's what the price increase is going towards! "The brawlhalla devs have answered this idea many times. while it's a nice idea, it would lead to turtling and some not so favourable outcomes. they wanted the dodge because it provides fast play to those slow legends and makes them seem more appealing.","Yeah, smash tried shield, and look how unpopular that game is!" "If only it worked that way. Dumb people get prangernant with other dumb people every day. I'll give 1/3 of these people a pass because of the possibility of trolls and others that don't speak English as a first language, but there's way to many of these that are real. Never show an advanced AI yahoo answers because they will quickly want to purge the human race.",Yeah Tay lasted a couple hours unsupervised before going way off the deep end as I remember PKA 304 The Drinking Episode,My favorite part was when woody was questioning his life while the other three were talking lmao great episode yam 10s ninja,I see Valve's doing their best making the game as fun for everyone as possible "still no luck after 20 larges, only find oily, salty, bundling but not that rare murderous :(",Murderous was my last for both sections "Influence, LvG, and Unite are the teams I'll be looking out for the most.",Unite is playing really well as a team A new Pikmin game is coming to the 3DS,Oh man I'm excited for Pikmin: Zip- Lash! They are playing on Alpha soon,Siurce? "Tennessee defeats Appalachian State, 20-13",So do the Vols drop at all in the polls? "If there are Shoretroopers, why are there regular Stormtroopers in the water?",That makes me wonder if there are any longshore troopers. "Tennessee, you fools. The last team to lose an opener to App State as a ranked team, ended up *beating* Florida. You could've ended the streak, but now you're doomed.",FUUUUckkkk Finally beat avant :D,Congrats! Why aren't they playing offline on the last patch? The last patch was August 16th and that was the last gameplay change with the vesper nerf. Why are they signing into psn to download pointless hotfixes that dont even matter at all?,Because 3arch is gonna update mid match "Your totally right I mean its not like any one plays call of duty, battle field, rainbow six, Halo, gears of war etc on consoles. Really they are just wasting their time. They should just forget consoles and focus on the PC market we know that's were all the money is made anyways.",Oh yeah that's totally what that means "Would it be possible to Mega Rayquaza to do a Z Move? megas can't do Z moves, as far as I know, since you need a Z stone equiped, right? Well, MR doesn't need a mega stone so could he be able to perform a Z move dragon or Z move flying? what do you think?","No, they're obviously removing megas" How to not kill Roshan,"Zoom out more, we can't see the fight." "You can see Mt Rainier from Canada, but because of the earth's curvature you can only see the tip",But the earth is flat? Mei comin out,I've been scribing pentagrams all week for this. I always clear the cache so it's not that,"Unless you can clear stuff in game (like outfits and other data), you can't do much." Why There is a Media Blackout on the Native American Pipeline Blockade,"They're blocking progress, something the Media actually sees." "Not only that, Muhammad being last in that order is going to be making a lot of people angry.",Wasn't he the last prophet? "An alt-right lunatic killed 8 people in a church, but a few college kids were mean to Milo. Clearly the latter is the threat to Americans. Shut the fuck up, Dave Rubin.",But regressives have killed free speech! "ShowerThoughts: C9 Should move to Australia during winter in the US so it's always summer Think about it, if they move, Cloud9 Will always be able to have their tanktops out.",Wouldn't work due to jet lag Alleged White Supremacist Killed a Black Teen by Running Him Down with a Jeep: Police,All parties in this story sound like such wonderful and charming people. Actually it's trump pretending to know everything about running a business.,Fucking brilliant deflection. "I don't understand why people keep denying the undeniable. If your doc tells you that you are about to give birth, insisting on never having sex and being a virgin is quite pointless.","Nope, it is an act of God." GOOD point from my wife. Probly better if all the military took that approach.,"Yep, it would be great if nobody in our military was trained for combat!" "Yeah, Scott Adams seems like he's an idiot.",I am certain you are smarter than a successful millionaire who has produced a comic read by tens of millions over decades. Part of me is hoping for a podcast version of love and sex stuff. In reality Im expecting a hour long talk on gender identity and LGBT issues.,"because nothing says fun, quite like an hour of talking about identity politics." "Men who've slapped a random woman's ass, how'd that work out for ya?",I finally got called sir "Because of their ages, I wouldn't be be surprised if they were disappointed, but used to it.",Damn it uncle you got us a console it's the 'against an enemy faction' that really gets me. They couldn't even describe who we're fighting against?,Can't spoil the story. "Nobody likes a prude, but don't be a slut either.",I wish someone would finally come out and tell us what the magic number is to achieve this necessity. It was a valiant effort,nice flair "I edited out, except for people in Boston, thought it would go without saying",yea everyone outside the US knows people in boston pronounce 'r' as ah. "I'm pushing my agenda, hence I don't ask if they would like to hear what I have to say",You're doing a great job at that! with 3k you can pretty much do whatever the f- you want. Buy the best parts in each category for your PC. Cap it off with a sick tri-monitor set.,Don't forget to put some LED strips all around so your system can handle 12k 60fps! is spotting useless in BF1? the icons are so small that i barely see if this is friend or foe from the distance (especially true for airplanes). nobody seems to be spotting anyway as i can't remember enemies showing up on minimap at all. is it bugged or am i not paying attention?,There is spotting in the Game ? Tina Belcher Cosplay,"Wow, that blue shirt, skirt, and converse must have taken her so much effort to make" The value of the pound has jumped after the UK's manufacturing sector rebounded sharply in August.,B-b-b-but brexit... End of the world.... "There has been a lot of improvement in cigarette abatement over the years. You can't expect the once mammoth tobacco industry to disappear overnight. Also, you don't have to concentrate on one issue at a time. Why bother mentioning anything about tobacco in a thread about antibacterial soaps? Does one affect the other in any way?",Some people wash their hands with antibacterial soap after smoking cigarettes so obviously. I think that was one of the fair criticisms. To say that a judge can't be impartial because of their ancestral heritage is absolutely equivalent to saying they're incompetent because of their race.,That's such a really big jump.