Input,Output
Nerds are the best candy,wanna taste me?
Really? I only play destiny and division and I've never seen this.,can't tell if
Over 1200 in my personal library scooter.,Reddit links don't count
"I think it was for waterproofing, jack being basically a big circular hole into the device, while the lightning port is probably a lot easier to seal",Galaxy S7 has a headphone jack though
5th grade math r/Donald style,"As someone that almost lost the knee down in Iraq, bless this child."
How the Process of Diagnosis Works (According to a Self-Dxer),God the lack of punctuation in that post makes it nigh on impossible for me to read.
I know level doesn't mean much but I finally hit the big 100,Can I borrow some Renown?
"We actually used to host hundreds of nuclear weapons and ICBMs, but voluntarily disarmed in 1984 and have since 1998 signed treaties repudiating the possession of WMDs. This makes us, South Africa, and Ukraine the only three states to undergo full nuclear disarmament.",I would be genuinely surprised if the Russians haven't put a nuke into the Crimean Peninsula yet.
"Yea, because as of right now to get to high top 500 you basically have to play the most bullshit games ever with shit players, decent players, and god players mixed together. It's a joke compared to League of Legends challenger or even csgo's ge matchmaking haha","League and cs:go have a fuckton more players, obviously they have an easier time matchmaking."
Alabama,*north woods* *alabama*
"Get_Right has a legit disease, a form of chrones. But everyone else responding making fun of him, keep on doing your thing.",eh what?
You deserve more upvotes!,I'm resisting the urge.
"But when Disguised Toast attacked with his weapons it didn't hover over his own minions. It only was random for enemy minions, not his own.","His only minion was Noggenfogger, and the targeting very clearly passed Noggenfogger before landing on the final target."
"He wasn't bad per se but he wasn't noticeable at all and has mostly been scratched in favor of Jordan Nolan, which says something in itself",Hey Jordan Nolan is an elite sniper
That velociraptor was perfect. Like traveling back in time.,"I didnt make it that far into the video originally, lmao thanks for that!"
The only warzone those girls have probably ever seen is the beauty salon. No fucking way they're Ukrainian soldiers or on the frontlines. There's no way anyone looks that good in a warzone.,"Can't have your hair loose like that whilst on duty, it's fake."
I've downloaded all of them so it's easier for me to do word searches,I can likely combine what you have into searchable pdf.
There is an explanation to this.. and this isn't it.,"By any chance, do you know what it is?"
who wants fibre on their dick?,"nobody, thats why the person you ass fuck needs to eat more of it."
"And device used detect marijuana plants also known as binoculars. Not that I agree with what the police did, but this article is sensationalized trash. But I guess that's okay as long as confirmation bias is there.",Its enough buzzwords to throw the idiots that frequent this sub into a frenzy
"No, that's actually it. Football and baseball are BORING. With a capital B. Soccer's even worse. The NBA is a lot more exciting, but it's way too high-scoring (oh yeah, and their refs throw playoff series). So, it's no wonder that hockey is the only sport that's on a major upswing right now. It's fast and exciting, without being ridiculously high-scoring. The players aren't pompous assholes, they actually support their communities. You have finesse - and fights. Sudden-death (next-goal-wins) is the most exciting form of gameplay in all of sports. Etc...","Yeah, because I want to see a foul called every time someone dares to play defense"
FUUUUUUUUCK Golds Gym- Check out this ad they sent out.,This is no gym for a girl.
Warriors get murdered by Lakers upvote party,"Guys......The Larriors were coming off of a back to back, lets give them a break"
"Westbrook's defense isn't great, but I'd take him over Harden on that end of the floor every day.",You do realize that Harden was in charge of guarding Kobe when he was with OKC right?
How do you know who to shoot? Where to go? Where the enemy is going to pop up? Damn. Either I suck at FPS or war is confusing as hell.,"As someone who plays Verdun, it didn't seem THAT bad :P"
"The post clearly isn't attempting to show America's best inventions, it's to show the most culturally significant ones.",I find cars and computers to be more significant than Apple or Fast foods....
"If someone did fit, they should probably see a doctor. Sounds like an erection could give them symptoms of blood loss.",r/insertions would like to have a word with you (NSFW)
"Ppl say to learn pistols with a .22 and 5,000 rounds of cheap ammo. Does the same rationale apply to rifles? Start with a .22 before a big boy? the reason people recommend learning pistols with a .22 is because the ammo is cheap and the low recoil won't mask or hide your bad habits. starting out with a full size service pistol might hide some bad habits. best to learn on the .22 and then move on to the larger calibers. does the same logic apply for rifles? start with a tried and true Marlin .22 plinker. learn good habits, THEN move on to the big caliber rifles such as deer rifles or ar15s and such?",Man is that even doable because I'm still having trouble finding .22 rounds at the store.
Hahahahaha that last one right? At first I thought she had on a really weird filter.,"Yeah, I have never seen someone with that long of a face before"
Petite blonde smashed by muscular black man,While bystanders gawk and film it.
The reference tho omg,glad i'm not the only one who noticed
FWD: RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!,Naw we had myspace.
"Weissbooty, eh? Also she looks really catlike in this pic.",I believe it's the Schneebooty.
Clinton's Nixonian failure to recall,TIL that only Clinton and Nixon are allowed to use the I don't recall strategy and that everyone else is too unprivileged to use it.
So you're not voting for Hillary then?,Or I'm not casting a protest vote.
How else do you expect me to walk across the bathroom floor?,What
"I've definitely done that before. I served candied chicken livers instead of fried chicken livers because some dumbass (probably me) put powdered sugar in the tin marked flour. I realized I fucked up the second I tasted them, but that sure as hell wasn't going to stop me from serving them as an appetizer to some friends.",Difference is those probably didn't make you want to vomit like this obviously did to the anchor on our left
He isn't in the right job and especially not in the right country if he gets annoyed by overreactions. Mourinho has had to deal with overreactions all year and I don't see him hitting back and petulantly responding to his critics. Bit daft of Klopp even talk about this.,"I don't see Klopp being so pissed off that he has nussing, absolutely nussing to say, either."
Highway robbery for a 4 core cpu..,Time to go and for the 6 core goodness?
"Lol, I can get all dressed in the US now. We'll see how good these ketchup chips are, but you gotta beat $18",If you're serious PM me your zip and I'll go price it out tomorrow at the post office.
YOUR,HANDS
Was this alleged affair before or after Bill Clinton was impeached from the White House for getting BJ's while he was married to Hillary Clinton?,I think it was sometime before the cigar.
Haha I'll do it during Sunday school,I'll do it with my primary kids!
What is humanity's greatest failure?,OPs Mum.
This is the Flamboyant Cuttlefish.,*kill the physicists*
Have you tried retracing your steps? I hope you find it,We've gone meta
"Yeah the system is broken. As long as you're reported by 6 people you'll get a mute, unfortunately.",I thought It was 11 people?
"I don't understand this. Am I the weird one or is b4nny? I ABSOLUTELY lose my cool like this, but when I lose my cool it's amongst pubbers. I'm raging at that pub Heavy that's too scurred to turn the next two corners into the battlefield because omg there might be enemies or he might die. I'm raging at the frag-obsessed Soldier who can't figure out the point he's THREE FEET AWAY FROM needs to be stood on or we all lose anyways, so it's probably not a good time for him to rocket jump away because omg a demo, a scout and a pyro, too much let's bail. And most of all, I rage at the five idiots who REFUSE to push unless they're standing behind me as Heavy, but somehow NONE of them can manage to kill the spy that just waltzed past all of them to kill me, and their immediate reaction to my death is to run away rather than continue the fight. That or the Spies that'll obsess over me when I'm Scout, because yeah genius that's a really fucking smart use of your time and I'm totally not going to demolish you for even attempting. I rage at absolutely rampant stupidity because there's nothing more infuriating than dying because you simply weren't prepared for the level of stupidity exhibited by your team. They fucked up, yet you get to pay for it. An experienced team though or experienced players...? I think I got mad a grand total of once in my entire experience with comp TF2, and that was after an entire game of the enemy Engie CASUALLY running in for a kill on me while they ubered in on viaduct (no the engie didn't get uber), and somehow the entirety of my team wasn't grasping that hey maybe we don't have to turn our backs while retreating and maybe we should protect our Heavy while he doesn't have his gun out instead of just letting that Engie walk right in, kill him and then back off. If you get dominated by an engie that's calmly gunning for you any time you don't have your gun out and you absolutely are NOT out of position or doing anything wrong, yeah, you'll get upset. I'm sure that was just bad luck though because that was absolutely a one-off and I guess none of them were on their game that day, but typically more experienced players deserve respect, because even when they do make mistakes, they probably had a reasonable thought process that led them to make that mistake.",lol u trihard dis is casul lol salty stoip tring 2 win look up causl in the dictionary lol calm don y r u so trihard just play 2 hav fun lol dont b so salt lol
This is big for us subway riders,and airplane riders
"It's hysterical, I swear 85% of Reddit must smoke.",Or they just hate self righteous douchebags like you and the previous commenter.
I believe Zarya is bisexual,What fucked up fanfics are you reading
Does anyone want to give away a roblox account with money on it or modded money or outfits,"modded This isnt GTA V, bye"
Uhmmmm guys? Why are we at alert level 3?,para wala na daw magisip ng rally
So a home brew 3ds isn't a 3ds bought from a store? I'd literally have to have something specially built or a 3ds modified? I'm a absolute scrub with these types of things sorry,Basically you're doing software-y stuff to make your current 3DS able to play illegal stuff.
Who is lore lady's voice? I've always wondered but it just popped back in my head and i didnt know if it was revealed yet.,Colleen Clinkenbeard
That is too much imo,Would do pink troika + orange neptunes or pink troika + pink sun if you add
I didn't have to for my test,California?
Terrible customer service and I still am getting unwanted calls and mail from them.,Thanks.
"I shouldn't though. This would make people believe they have the chance to prove something or that something that appears on reddit could be right just like that, and it's not a message I should show. Once the proof is out I'll show myself here, people should stay skeptical, I just needed information, didn't need people to believe in me.",It's been a pleasure being trolled by you.
CCTV footage of Albuera mayor's death missing,Shocking.
How long does the hack last on an enemy / health pack?,Enemy - 6 Healthpack - 60
"I've checked with the Pollazzo/Venetian before and they have year round pools up top. Need a key card to get up to the pools though, I just wave the one I kept from a past stay anytime I go, not sure what you'd have to do to get in.",Are you referring to the 10th floor pool garden?
What iPhone?,Doesn't look like anything to me.
"Actually well before the Sun reaches the orbit of the Earth it will get so hot, that the oceans will literally start to boil and all the water on the planet will vaporize, killing all living things. That's something that will actually happen in the time span of a couple of hundreds of millions of years, not billions! But it's possible that humans (if they still exist) would be able to raise the orbit of the Earth and compensate for the increase in solar energy output. You would do this by directing very large asteroids in an orbit very close to Earth and let the gravity push Earth away from the Sun. But this would take such an enormous amount of energy we can't even comprehent currently. But maybe humans in a few hundred million years can.",Gary Johnson: Even My Nihilism is Wrong.
"Season 3 Smite? Looking at Season 4 So I've been out of SMITE since the Retro Herc celebration last Aug (Mid Season 2) obviously I want to get a team for Season 4, but I also know this isn't the place to ask. What I want to know is what to expect when I log back in and play a few matches (casual to start). I like to mid so I want an idea of builds gods and relics Thank you :3",Play Janus or get BM'd by Diem
try in match u will see it,wow you're right i hope i don't get ban for doing it
Creep white loser explain why he like love Asian women,"FIRST DATE: So, why are you interested in Asian women?"
The dreams......have come true.....,nikki or gtfo
The new Ello Asty?,**BUT NO DAMAGE**
PAYDAYCON 2016: Chains Dance-Off Challenge,Best thing is the backup dancers had desync.
Sins of the Tooth Tunes,Healthy way to skip the time no more Phantom's Cigars
"your favorite Rebrith titles ? What has been your favorites so far? Tied for first for me is Green arrow, Nightwing and Detective comics and following that is Redhood and the outlaws. Nightwing took me by suprise how good it was and so did Detecive comics finally having a badass Tim Drake! Red hood is good so far aswell really liking this red hood then the old school crazy dude who kills. Titans is in third for me really liking Wally west and all the Titans!",Literally every week.
Idiot,Marooon
I mean...why even throw the nade?,It's almost as if he was throwing the plasma at the red X for some unknown reason...
What about Gay Space Communism now?,"Not, gay, it's gape."
$10.50 goon bag? Go back to ya golden castle!,you missed the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Donna Brazile is a piece of shit.,She's a persecuted woman
Fool me once,"Actually, the exploit snaps in two."
2016: the year when facts became conspiracy theories,And vise versa.
"Absolutely not. Fresh water fish, not safe raw, chicken extremely not safe raw no matter how fresh it is. Salt water tends to kill off the parasites that are found harmful to humans, and the ones it doesn't kill off are easily visible to the naked eye. This is not the case with fresh water fish, and especially not with land animals that cover themselves in their own feces. Salmonella can infect the entire bird without our knowledge, even the ovaries can become infected, which passes that onto the eggs. E. Coli can live in the intestines of chicken, and their feces gets trapped in their feathers, risk of infection is present even if you wash it because soap does not kill parasites. I don't care if this was the most delicious thing you ever ate, don't put that shit in your mouth. **Also, unless you know the source of that salmon sashimi is exclusively salt water, don't eat that either",I saw Bear Grills eat a raw trout before and he is still alive so that means I can eat all fresh water fish raw
I hate ISIS but WOW ! That's impressive. 2 simultaneous SVBIED.,These outposts look like they're barely strategically important so hopefully they died for nothing.
Take the Mike from Mike Trout and the Trout from Mike Trout and together you can form Mike Trout,Big if true.
"I am a man of many names. Some call me Hichard Dixon, some call me Moisterous Jinn. None call me on my birthday.",I roll for stealth... Natural 1 time to delete my account lol
"What's the point of giving a call to arms if the bonus is gone by the time my queue pops? I don't think I've queued for an in-demand role and had the queue pop before the bonus disappears (probably due to the influx of people queuing for that role). You used to get the bonus as long as it was there when you queued, regardless of whether or not it was needed by the end. Now it's just broken and you never end up getting any bonuses unless you're lucky and the call to arms starts at the end of your queue.",I think the dungeon finder remembers when you queued up because I've gotten my CTA bonuses after the dungeon is complete and the CTA is gone.
Something something bay area bandwagon fans. Something something *circle of liiiife.*,That's rich coming from the other most bandwagon'd franchise :)
The guard and everyone should just run away after cancelling all checks and cards that the owner hangs on to. Then operate the account from some other state.,"Tell your guard that about the 200% penalty and legal case and that he will get fucked , his boss won't save him"
The no recoil-ruin the emersiveness- Rambo gun,Have you recently been swimming in the Dead Sea?
People don't like entitled ungrateful cocks,Love to hear your rationalization as to why you think he's entitled.
What happens then? People keep saying this like once they get federal funding it will change everything. $10m? That's one percent of what a campaign costs nowadays. How the fuck does a third party do anything with that? Getting federal funding is a false goal that people have told themselves to feel better. It would accomplish precisely nothing. There is a reason why nobody explains the next step towards change.,Come on: taking the hard effort to spend a few minutes voting once every four is vastly superior to someone spending decades in Washington trying to change things.
If you're listing popular indies then let's not forget Inside.,I didn't really - if I had I would have added other smaller titles.
Canberra aren't putting in any bids atm. They won't happen if no one puts any renewed effort.,Sure the FFA have the means to put a potential Canberra team on the market for a bid.
They're traps?,Keanu Reeves' Girlfriend is a trap.
That's overplaying a hit. Not diving. Diving is when a player dives when he could have stayed up.,"That's not a hit, it's someone touching his ear and him rolling around like he got shot in the leg."
price is pretty firm but if the c/o is close sure why not :),I mean i was gonna offer 160 :p
There Should be a tutorial level for Minecraft so that new players will know how to play the game since Minecraft is a popular game many players will buy the game but they dont know how to play so i suggested this idea so that the new players will know how to play the game.,"Didn't need a tutorial to become the most sold and played game in the world, why would it need one now?"
I'll buy a key for the giggles not like i really play anymore,im your lost brother
"You're in prison based off of your highest rated comment, what are you in jail for?","oh jeez, I'm guess owning material involving a sex crime"
#GREAT,*FOR ONCE*
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege | Operation Red Crow Patch Note,BB and Capitao's weapons get damage nerf HALLELUJAH
"You're in prison based off of your highest rated comment, what are you in jail for?",Saying platypi wear fedoras.
Maybe it's a 6-4 thing and Jack was actually 6-4 at some point in his life or so. Or maybe it's just a common tat for pilots in those times xD. Respawn? Feel free to jump in =p.,He couldn't be 6-4 if he wasn't a pilot before the campaign.
"Where's your favorite late night work spot? Can't remember if I've asked this before, so I'll do what a good redditor does and ask it again: It's 9:30 and I have literally nothing to do so I mine as well catch up on work. Except I don't really want to stay home. Thoughts on where to go? And if you say Clermont Lounge I'll slap you.",Clermont Lounge
She likes Nickelback.,^^^^fuck ^^^^you ^^^^man ^^^^they're ^^^^pretty ^^^^good ^^^^:c
A firefly landed on my dog's head.,YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
Jet fuel can't melt feel memes.,New york heat can't melt hillary clinton!
Prepare for the downvotes but that is pretty funny tbh,"Lol this fact blew me away, I almost didn't believe it, but it's true."
"Does anyone else feel that the exotic weapons don't feel so 'exotic' anymore? Maybe its from all the weapon balancing, but lately I don't find myself using any of the exotics outside of the GHorn and even then I could use something else. PvP and PvE, I just don't feel like the current state of exotics is up to par with the feel they had in Y1. There is almost always a better legendary weapon to use and the only thing I miss is the Ice Breaker.","Here are the ones that feel exotic still to me, in that their exotic perk makes me care to use them when the time is right: * Outbreak Prime * Bad Juju * Gjallarhorn * Dark Drinker * Telesto * Zhalo, as the last remaining elemental primary * Touch of Malice (very situational now, though)"
"No it can't. The election is over, Trump won.",Not according to CNN
"Well, if they bother to follow their own canon (wich i doubt it), it was confirmed in LoT episode Star City 2046 that Fefe would leave the city.",only 30 more seasons to go...
I got my my first legendary card for this play.,But junkrat doesn't require any skill
Do the Empire pay you for doing stuff to your butt?,Do they pay more if they do stuff to your butt?
**FALSE ASSUMPTION OF GENDER TRIGGER**,YOU DA HOTTEST BITCH IN THIS PLACE
But the important question is: Did you get your dick sucked by him?,"Nah, but he got a good hand job out of it."
"Styled my girl for some pictures, let me know what y'all think of the outfit. Also one of me just bc i was feeling myself",Your outfit is nicd Black skinnys on your girl would be cooler imo
Could you really blame him when he needs NC so badly?,Damn that's clever
Willian goal vs Manchester City (1-2),Otamendi is terrible...
"The Miz. Everyone is really high on him now and I've seen multiple people on here say he should get a world title shot. Why? Hes had the same gimmick since he started WWE, how are people not bored of him by now? Also, his matches are consistently average, not bad not great- why would you want that from a champ? He is great on the mic no doubt but when he was last world champion, in my opinion, it was the most boring WWE has ever been",They also made him feud with jerry the king lawyer which isn't going to get anyone over
"Corsair making a rare, but fucking huge, error in judgement.",Can G2A just die already?
"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",But Clemson isn't playing!
"You are misinform or full of a Shite, cant tell. I cant take much gospel before i start to itch, but they dont force shit. I would say gay people force people to do shit. RT",Yeah you really gotta watch out for those roving gay raping gangs
my 64gb iPhone 6 has been lagging pretty often as of late,Yeah grab any flagship Android phone that was released same time as iPhone 6 and learn the true meaning of lagging.
And yet they never discuss any of the wiki leak emails.,coz the leaks ain't news
the white album from the beatles for sure,Isn't that the one they collaborated with Charles Manson on?
How many people have the Clinton's killed compared to GWB starting two bullshit wars that killed 7322 US men and women and between 66k and 123k civilians? Curious what that made up number is. I dare you to come up with a number bigger than 7322 US killed. I fucking dare you,You mean the war Hillary voted for?
Not again,2/10 without rice
he also just turned 17.,Can't wait to see him in The Hawk next week..
You're thinking of the republicans/democrats. Not the libertarians..,i think you might want too look into libertarian ideology and goals a little more closely
"They are illegally here, they have committed a crime by crossing the border without permission violating visa laws, and they are criminals as a result. That is a perfectly sane chain of logic. It doesn't imply a moral tint to it. It is a simple matter-of-fact connection between committing a crime and being a criminal. On the other hand, it is also understandable for law abiding citizens to become frustrated with non-enforcement of the law. We pay taxes to enforce the law, it is not being enforced against criminals, and taxpayers should get what they pay for. That is also a perfectly sane chain of logic. This guy made the rookie level mistake of threatening his customers at his workplace. He deserves what he gets as a result. Stupidity has a price.",But if they're here under DACA are they really illegal?
What are some benefits of refraining from alcohol use?,More money for weed!
"I keep hearing about closet Trump voters, but I doubt they exist. Polling shouldn't reflect closet voters, because they are anonymous. I doubt people are afraid to tell a computer who they support.",Apparently there are closet Trump voters here in this very thread.
Cut off by a driver who left their wallet and phone on the top of their car. Karma.,Man if this was real it would be so fucking good.
"Ooh, learning. Thanks.",No problem have a great day.
Never my President and he never wanted to be,I bet you look at the whiners about Trump and go sore losers without seeing the irony
Stay wook,What?
"Can you elaborate? I also do not like racing games, but I'm curious to know why Forza is so enjoyable.",Horizon 3 is midnight club 3 Forza edition.
"I just added, I've got Fuji and croc max level with moderate cc. Fuji almost max sockets he's my primary",I got you
I like that you can hear his friend on the phone trying to get him to not be stupid.,"Well, his friend definitely doesn't have any accordiation on him so, why would he listen."
Thanks but it's okay.,Alright.
I'll consider it. We could call it the G**obj**nik 252.,Make one for is3 or t10 please?
Trump has no room for mistakes.,Good thing he runs such a tight ship.
6.89 Gyrocopter Flak cannon now applies on-hit effects and UAMs that or side gunner is affected by flak cannon,On hit effects: maelstrom gyro op as fuck
"Not sure what part of the US you're referring to, but where I live you can get Cadbury pretty much anywhere. I'll also add that Ghiradelli is by no means expensive as fuck. My local grocery chain actually had large bags of it on sale for around 2 bucks.",The Cadbury you can buy in the US produced by Hershey and fucking terrible.
:'( Gotta wait a year (and survive) to get hc iron man spooky house!,Hopefully hc uim is put before that year lol
Good. This man get things done!,Remember how the GOP was up in arms about Emperor Obama over executive orders?
Ding ding ding!,And Michelle Obama *is* black.
kid takes balls to the face,ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
"You're right, he did. His player option is now for 2018, rather than 2017. Still, that won't stop Presti from trading him, especially if it looks like this team is not going to make the playoffs. Better to trade Russ this season while he's still in his prime and injury free, rather than hold out and risk that he walks after a couple of subpar seasons by the team.",I don't disagree with you but I don't think it happens this season.
It's already one hell of a cosign to be praised by Questlove but to have him wake up D'Angelo at 4am just to listen to this says a lot.,I'm jealous of anyone who has the ability to know D'Angelo like that tbh
Proof that Zack Snyder can make anything look badass.,Good old' Snyder low-mo.
"Man, seeing Manhunter and Fate... I really hope we get a Martian Manhunter movie and a Justice League Dark movie down the line ( with Zatanna and Deadman at least )","Yeah, I was sad when the DCEU decided to go with New 52 JL instead of starting with MM."
"What surprise Rumble return would get the biggest pop? Right now I think it's up in the air between CM Punk and Finn Balor. If Finn comes back he has that added effect of recovering quicker than expected and it's a feel good ending to him having to relinquish the title. If Punk comes back, that stadium might actually explode.",*sirens sound* ITS BIG POPPA PUMP
When is rama gona get nerfed?,"Yeah and susano needs to revert his buff, 42% winrate balance."
Obama pleaded with a crowd for 2 minutes to stop booing an elderly veteran Trump supporter. When they calmed down he told them never to boo and to respect a mans right to free speech and pay respect to him for being elderly and a veteran... so of course the Donald posts this...,A STRONG LEADER would have had that protester thrown out
"Howdy howdy, still need a mule? Add me on steam: triplcant","Can't find you on steam, try adding me instead: rawbban"
It said it is heavy rail as well as light rail though. Technically gold coast line is meant to be part of the greater Brisbane network of lines....,"The creator of this work is in these comments and said it was light rail and rapid transport only, hence Sydney's map."
"I personally feel no millionaire can possibly truly care about the people. If you're never afraid of bankruptcy due to medical debt, if you're never restricted from jobs because you can't afford to move, you just fundamentally cannot know or fight for what's right. I feel the most recent Pope actually saw this same thing of the Church and has worked hard to peel back the opulence of the position.",Bill Clinton grew up dirt poor.
sey yes cause I need to know,"man, why you gotta be so rude?"
*spoilers*Finally after 4 seasons hopefully next weeks episode will finally give us an answer as to who is her father and hopefully HOPEFULLY wrap up this very bad storyline IMO that has been going on all of this season.,The big reveal: Liz's father is HAROLD COOPER.
Wubby is so much fun to watch. Hands down the player to look at for when watching Fnatic play.,I feel like he is not agressive enough on heroes like ETC though...
True. Everyone should just be going the speed limit. Makes the whole thing easier.,Or use their judgement to decide what is safe
"What Nouget (7.x) ROM are you using? I've long been a CM user (since CM8), and i'm still rocking CM13 on my N5X. The wait's been long, and clearly I like screwing around with things, and I'm wondering what non-stock ROMs people are using these days? Sell me on something different!",Pixel ROM because I'm too cheap to get a pixel itself :P
its hardly perfectly cool... or gay kids wouldn't be killing themselves left and right. these kind of comments are really disappointing.,"It's clearly a mental problem, lock em up."
Mutual Funds Meat Your Mom,That last one starts with Y.
What is this on?,A monitor silly
"Sounds like (if you have a typical water heater) you need an expansion tank, ( installed on the cold side of the inlet of the water) and or the expansion tank needs to be calibrated to the same water pressure that your house has.","It has an expansion tank, though, it sounds like it may no longer be performing its necessary function."
"So they want to pay woman for giving birth to sick and disabled children, who are going to be a huge strain for both parents and our social welfare system, but forbid woman who suffer from infertility issues from giving birth to healthy children that'd actually contribute to the society... Conservatives logic never ceases to amaze me.",Makes complete sense.
Rahdo runs through Oracle of Delphi (new title from Stefan Feld),I think this might unseat Castles of Burgundy as my favorite Feld game.
Please tell me what this is from?,Dr Mobius in Old World Blues.
you seem fun for a useless douche,thanks i try my hardest
hard to flip an ebt card,LOL
rather not say to keep anonymity,I understand.
Like golf ball dimples?,Like bullet holes in a car on the Simpsons.
Sacha made jokes about AIDS he should be no where near a project about Freddie.,"Yeah, joking about stuff is totally against everything Freddie stood for"
"Boys' Life magazine is edited by a man, and Girls' Life magazine's editor is a woman. Clearly, we need a man to take over editorial direction of the girls' magazine.",But what about the patriarchy?
"I think Basic Income is the bridge between our current Capitalist system and a Star-Trek-like society where energy is ridiculously cheap and abundant, and AI and replicators make money pointless.",It's comments like yours that give me some hope.
"Welcome back, Lord Poopturd",Thank you my friend
Ah... Damn hope she gets gutted then,No bias at all.
"I'm only 6'7, but I know the feeling. I am almost always the tallest man in the room in any given scenario. Walking in, every pair of eyes sticks to you for a good five or ten seconds until they realize that you aren't going to shout Fee fie fo fum and eat someone.",Matt?
So giants-cubs was at 6pm but dodgers cubs is 5? Wtf,It was EYBS meets *muh 100+ years of drought*
Newt Gingrich wants new House Un-American Activities Committee,"Don't worry, only nasty women and bad hombres will be targeted by this committee!"
"Oh, no! :( Sorry. Jubilee... How stupid I am :(",I'm still a little confused.
CLEAN,Like a marionette.
Victory for President Trump!,"You can hear a pin drop at Clinton HQ event, people are leaving!"
What famous person would be the best pizza delivery guy?,Tommy Wiseau definately
Head mod of r/Ethan here. AMA,How do you see Daniel as a first name?
Could someone who has ended in elite play a game against me? I want to see what am i doing wrong everytime i end in gold 3 and want to get higher. I'm on ps4.,"I've hit elite 3 twice this year and been one game away from elite twice as well, if you want a game my psn is goldenshoes6"
EA must be taking the piss with the new pause banner... Everyone has been complaining about how big and irritation the you cannot pause as you do not have possession bar is and why it has to be bang in the centre of the screen and has to sit there for so long. This year they made it even fucking bigger! and i might be tripping but i think it even stays there longer than it used to... Why EA? just why?,"I don't disagree with that, I just don't really see how people think it's actually gotten worse than last year"
Greg.,"Greg and a rock, sitting in a tree."
not i said the fly. the present pearl is just so ace.,What.
Why do religions care so much about what people do when they are naked?,"Because they believe in myths about gods that have been destroying whole cities and entire civilizations since the dawn of history because of what naked people did, and they don't want to get wiped out because you used extra soap when you washed your parts in the shower this morning."
"Melania in NC: I enjoy speaking to all of you in Pennsylvania so much, I decided to do it again. Crowd cheers.","Pennsylvania, Transylvania, North Carolina - tough for Melania to not get them confused."
What'd ya get?,Duhh he got a tubby stalker
"don't worry about the downvotes. You can't critique anything about feminism, no matter how rational or pro-equality, without getting downvoted.","Eh, I have enough Karma saved up, I can take a few downvotes."
Sleep tight Tucker,Sleep tight Tucker
"IT is, on live (console) he still says I choose you, spirit dragon","On PS4, it isn't new."
"Ti-e frica de o Transnistrie independenta? Sa nu-ti fie. Mai infricosatoare e Belarus, sa fim seriosi.","Dar nu suntem vecini cu Belarus, nici cu Coreea de Nord..."
Dancer's blades? At least make them lighter fromsoft why are they so heavy they are thin af,Shouldn't they be the weight of two curved swords?
The floor even looks like a Chess board!,Dude
"What band did you discover because you heard a song of theirs in a commercial, tv show, or movie trailer? I remember hearing Flathead by The Fratellis in an old Ipod commercial and loving it, then I checked out all of their stuff.",Glass Candy because of Bronson
Chesapeake Energy has stopped paying royalites to land owners in Pennsylvania for the gas they extract. Some have even been BILLED thousands for the gas that Chesapeake is taking from them.,Read this as Cheapskate Energy
Wade is only 7 blocks behind Lebron in the All Time Blocking List,That's actually crazy
unfortunately my country doesn't really have a frat culture...,Fortunately.
"Because like, six people live there and they're eighty miles apart from each other.",I love this answer.
"Drinking more water does do wonders for the metabolism, but this thread is literal cancer so","It's metaphorical cancer, idiot!"
"In my defense, I got the bed for free from the owner of the restaurant I work at. I will forever love him for allowing me to sleep on a huge comfy cloud",Did it come with a side dish of restaurant BIG bugs of bed?
"Vaccine research. It pays $150/week for a short appointment and a blood draw. It's by far the easiest money I have ever made. I used to drive for Uber, and I did not have a good time. I'd be especially cautious if you have a new car. People brought open drinks (alcohol and non), food, etc. into my car without asking, and if you ask them to finish their bright red mixed drink that reeks of alcohol and would destroy your seats of spilled before they get in they'll often rate you lower. And if you drop below 4.6 stars or so you're off the platform so you're kind of at the whims of the customers. Lyft might be better.","Watch out, you might get Autism"
"Idea to never need wipes again Currently we need wipes since bases would simply become bigger and bigger. Some changes : - Have constant decay on everything, don't stop it by e.g. opening doors. - Add inventory slots to tool cupboards - If the correct materials are within that inventory, those materials will be drained and your base won't decay Benefits : - Old bases will be removed rather quickly - It becomes impossible to simply build bigger and bigger even for the largest clans, since the cost to keep everything repaired raises too Tl;dr add maintenance cost to bases",Yea let's increase the grind 10 fold by forcing you to endlessly farm rocks and trees all day just so that your shit shack doesn't disappear on you
The firestrike from hell,Golden axe is the only way to go.
Kriegs meat Bicycle by JessyRuiz,The shiniest!
"Wait, what? (Titanfall 2)",A lot of people still dont realise you can kill with the Pulsa blade :D
GOALIE INTERFERENCE. Brown created a small wind in front of Vasilevskiy. The ref yesterday would've called it.,Pretty sure Kadri farted near a goalie and got a penalty earlier this season
What do people come to you for?,Advice for programming games
Patient Delivery System,"I think their greatest quality is that even though it is scripted, they make it feel like it's live and they're just being idiotic blokes."
What is your mundane superpower?,"I am weirdly friendly in some strange way that causes people to feel comfortable around me, and in privet share secrets that they would not even tell their spouses."
The Guardian - Nigel Farage to coach Donald Trump before next presidential debate | Politics,Farage is the laughingstock of the European Parliament.
Thats the joke?,Well it'd certainly take *someone* related to Satan to pull this tomfuckery
What is Lowe? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me,I don't know why match-maker you're not fair
"Apparently Donald and Danny were (are?) really good friends outside of the show. Just him showing up as a waiter, a bus driver, some sort of minor cameo would make my year.",Like on Cougartown?
"Sponsors, a lot of people watch these tourneys so ads are going to be present.",E$port$
"I mean the save was good, but the need for the save was his fault.","I mean he bails out the team every night, he gets to bail himself out every once in a while."
You're a hero,We're ALL heroes on this blessed day!
"Yes, that would be where the wireless set is better. Honestly, in the 7+ years I've owned an iPhone I've listened to audio while charging maybe 2-3 times. It's a fringe scenario that can easily be addressed with wireless headphones, a small adaptor, or by just getting a different phone unless you're ready for wireless.",Portable chargers are popular
Nurse here can confirm. Some nights we question why we try.,"Remembering being a 7-year old kid in the ICU for 6 weeks, let me express my appreciation and admiration for nurses."
What seemingly petty thing gets you incredibly pissed off?,"Fucking open mouth chewing, not seeing it but the echo it makes coming out of their stupid fucking face is infuriating."
"Shit works, yo.",_Au
"I have bacon, Hungarian sausages and minced chicken. What can I make? The boys have planned a drink out and I am supposed to make something. That's what I have and am looking for ideas. The one I have in mind is to shred all of it into a mix and season with some herbs and make small cutlets out of it. I'm then planning to grill them in the oven and serve with brushed BBQ sauce. What else can I make?","Make the Bacon, then post elsewhere what to do with the other crap."
We wouldn't have Kanye without the Blueprint though.,Yeah it was overdone I said that
Could he have taken it to his own home? (Was never searched.),That's what I think.
lf2m ToO 5 to 7 wins,Shanky82
US Jewish groups declare support for Standing Rock protest,Well the government is sure to give in now.
Scientists need to develop a third arm for maximum petting efficiency.,Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much.
"I want to live in Italy I am a 26 year old master's student that is fed up with all the things in Turkey. I am an architect, however right after graduation i started master's in restoration and never worked. I have lived in itay for 7.5 months so i am no stranger to Italians, the culture, the language. I can speak English very well (i know that it doesn't help much in Italy but who knows) and Italian (not that good but i am working on it i can pretty much understand everything) Now i am even thinking to start another master's or phd whatever that gets me there. I have a boyfriend there, however before marriage i would like to have something to support myself rather than just marrying him without a job or a scholarship to get by. I know things are also not so good in Italy economical wise but being a woman isn't easy here. I just want some peace in my life away from this messed up place and be with the person i love. For all the things combined i want out and would like some advice from you guys. (sorry if it is a long message but it is my first time here)",May I ask where in Italy you want to live?
The Jackson 5,more like *cat*son 5
"Well, team played good, showed good intensity, we practiced good this week and I just thank my teammates and my coaching staff.","Well, team played good, showed good intensity, we practiced good this week and I just thank my teammates and my coaching staff."
"It's entirely systemic, when we were learning about indigenous history in class the way it was painted made me think it was a mistake and people should stop complaining. When I started doing my own research I realized how fucking horrific their treatment has been and continues to be, also the last residential school was closed down like 20 years ago, they were centuries long institutions of sexual, emotional and physical abuse which people STILL have trauma from it's mortifying and then people bag on aboriginal communities that don't trust the government and government institutions, why should they? They've been let down again and again and continue to be. We have reservations with no heat, no running water, no plumbing, food priced out of their wages, and even communities with no firefighters. Towns close to them won't fight their fires unless they get paid, it's a fucking mess and it's so sad.","But they had a national sorry day, so it's all better now."
"Alabama, turn their bones into dust",Plz
Line growing at tim Kaine Rally,"Oh no, we're in trouble!"
"You're in prison based off of your highest rated comment, what are you in jail for?",Getting erect in front of an audience from imagining then naked in order to ease public speaking.
But was this one also sarcastic? I just can't tell.,"Um, yeah totally I was being a fucking dumbass for a reason."
"and with all the talk about the working class voting Trump. well not so much. Yes, much of the white working class did, but Clinton won with those making under $50,000. Trump won the $50,000 and up demographic.","Problem isn't poor people voting for Trump, it's poor people not voting."
Drumpf voter spotted......,"Actually Gary Johnson, didn't know I needed to use"
List of FNaF Pint Size Heroes from Hot Topic,"I swear, that puppet figure is going to steal somebody's soul one day."
"Welcome to the leeeeeeague of cleavers.. Oh wait, wrong champion.",hey darius its me ur brother
My idea for the new warlock class mount,I'd also settle for riding on the back of a Pit Lord.
Which I already know. It's just if one of my devices had a greater potential for failure I would like to know about it.,"This is a 3 month old story, why would Samsung just ignore this phone if there was a problem?"
Hillary gets crazy eyes during speech and cancels next day's events! MSM is silent of course.,She's going to be all tuned up on steroids and flip out on national TV
Are you trying to remind me of the Miami game? No comparison. Good lookin' though.,I think he meant there were two bad calls in this game.
"Just going to leave this here I encourage you all to read the bible and try to form a relationship with Jesus Christ, the degeneracy and corruption we see today all links to the Anti-Christ. Thank you","He has a point, Jesus was MGTOW"
how?,"He writes the coalition listing, and has to update it whenever Sort does random things"
fold in the slack fabric around your ankle to make it tighter before rolling,Am I missing something or are you just describing the basic process of pin rolling...?
2016 civic here. Doing just fine. Loving it.,Wasn't there an engine problem on some of the new civics?
"Old Sargent knob, how does this cylinder come out?",That's not a castle nut on the back of the knob?
Xboxone lisence transfer Can anyone plz lisence transfer skyrim to me plz im mature and do not hack,You forgot the
Steph Curry is a Jatalie fan?,Gotta be someone else using his phone right?
Call of Duty Infinite Warfare - PS4 Pro Gameplay,This looks pretty sick!
"You don't even have to wire your PC to the TV anymore, we have stuff like Steamlink now.",/#MultiDisplayMasterrace for splitscreen gaming ;)
"The other difficulty is that turbines lose efficiency as they get smaller, and they're still extremely expensive.",Just do it fighter plane style and put the cabin atop a 20 foot long turbine.
"TIL that the Human attention span isn't 5 minutes,but rather a full 8 seconds,making us have an attention span shorter than a goldfish's one.","I tried reading this, but got distracted halfway through."
Puppy washing time,Cute!
"The problem is I don't know how to make those changes in DNS and I'm not sure that will even work to serve my purpose. I need the webserver to respond exactly like it's getting hit from outside. Our MSP agent communicates using the Public IP, so it has to be able to talk using that IP or it doesn't work. We also have another client with a papervision server and apparently papervision only likes to be used from one or the other, not both. We set it to internal and have remote users VPN, but before they used external with a cisco firewall with a working loopback. Here's the larget issue I see using DNS. None of these sites use a domain name. You hit them with the straight IP.",What MSP platform?
"Crooked's mentally challenged daughter Chelsea got a $600k/year no show job from NBC after college so they could have access to her scumbag parents. Meanwhile, you sit there and bang out posts supporter her for $0.50 an hour. You are a fucking moron.",KEK (the top one)
"i do this to but alot of the time its not delivered when im home from work and it pisses me off to have to wait till 8pm to play when im home at 5, if i go to the store i know i can play as soon as im off, if im not really anticipating a game too much ill use amazon but any must play game i go to the store.","Or just get it digital, and have it downloaded and ready to play the second you get home."
I told you guys Spurs are not an elite team. They'll be a first round exit for sure.,You forgot
No because 3on3 is stupid! (Anybody know where you can play 3on3 in SoCal?),"I played 3 on 3 as a kid at La Verne (inline), but this was like 15 years ago, haha."
If this is meme of the month I quit,If this is the meme of the month I quit
Magician,#NAME?
Which book connect these three pictures?,hint 1: it is a fantasy novel based in the modern world
I'm a brave boy *clicks image* NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS,I think the Scots might piss their kilts and flee.
LF 1M on Aksis,"Filled, sorry guys."
For the tendies,TENDIESSSSSSSS
"Sorry to break it to you, but the EU is a failed experiment, destined to die in history.",That's a pretty extreme statement abot an organisation that isn't at all dead or dying.
Let us prosper together.,"That one is too perfect, I'm calling Poe."
This won't happen because then someone might have fun with the game,Heaven forbid you play to have fun instead of for Competition :(
It's generally not a sign of intelligence to believe in conspiracy theories..,It's generally not a sign of intelligence to support Trump either.
Vial Smasher seems nearly pointless to me in multiplayer EDH except for enabling colors.,Welcome to partner commanders.
So like a girl Bieber so?,I don't think women in their 20s like to sexualise men that look like 15 year old boys...
Right-click on the gif in Chrome web browser and then Show controls.,I thought this was common knowledge o.o grats on the gold and karma!
"You mean kissing after a bj? I don't mind, not like I've never sucked my dick before.",You have done what many have failed to do.
It is just wishful thinking. Where is dissent in that ?,Dissent *is* treason
"Take it easy. u/itwasmayham, you know the MFW posts make you emotional.",Cause he's on an empty fucking stomach!
"It's called positive freedom. The US is very fixated on negative freedom (not in the sense of negative as bad, but negative as in freedom **from**) Americans like to have freedom from taxes, governmental control, regulations, censoring, collecting all your weapons, etc...that's fine. But positive freedom (or freedom **to**) has also it's values. The easiest example is: for the freedom to drive to any city or place you need roads and some traffic signs. Something must be there beforehand. Another example: universal health care costs a lot of tax money (so it restricts your negative freedom from taxation), but gives everybody positive freedom to be healthy and fit, to go to any doctor and hospital when they need to. Tuition free education gives everybody the positive freedom to be educated well. And so on. Positive freedoms cost a lot of money and usually need a lot of regulations, BUT they provide new freedoms, spaces and opportunities for everybody. That's the concept of the classic social welfare state. Sometimes negative and positive freedoms collide. Europeans tend to balance them out. The US tends to focus on negative freedoms. That's the reason most Europeans think poor Americans are unfree. They don't get the chance to be healthy or well educated anymore.",American political philosophy sees the institutions that provide positive freedoms as inherently threatening to negative freedoms.
You are suddenly teleported 200 miles in the direction you're facing. Where are you now?,Gulf of Mexico.
Flags of Valor,That's some pretty green grass right thurr.
im going to put my life savings on brought an acoustic guitar and a few grams of weed with them on their 'homeless' vacation and made a few bucks jamming on the corner,Busking to wagon wheel because pat the bunny and johnny hobo are too overplayed now-a-days.
"Desi is like Shahz, he will get shit for anything he says even if he's right and it makes sense. Obviously they got their public image to be that way on their own, but still kinda feel bad for them when they say something legit and still get shit on lol",The problem was that he was on a bigger team while still very immature and I think that magnified the shit he says by 1000x and then the whole bullshit with the throw.
or putting your speakers closer to the screen,Ahh that brings me back
2 psychologists went to prison as well. 1 became a priest and the other the leader of the aryan brotherhood.,Parallel paths.
It's Friday night in Melbourne. You're at home on reddit. Why?,Smoking meth.
"They're green, according to the bottles, so I would guess they're probably mostly chlorophyll.","Ahhh, OK, that sounds better."
Hit your dick with a hammer.,I'm stayin' out of this one...
"Kadri is getting 6+ games. He has a history of high hits, it is his one downfall. Interesting to see if Nylander moves to center in his absence.","He actually is a good player, but he also is a dickhead, you'd think after a few suspensions you'll know to not do that shit."
Eichel is a right shot and does a better job working in the corners.,"Isn't Mackinnon a right shot, too?"
Can someone help me identify this font?,Fira Mono
"Take out your car alone early in the morning and do some small rounds within your area. Once you become confident driving alone, go beyond your neighborhood. Make sure to set your wing mirrors properly and use them while taking turns, or switching lanes. You're bound to hit (or get hit by) something while your a newbie, just make sure that you don't hit a human being or an animal.",Taking alone is way to go
Happy Hallomeme!,"Ok, what the fuck is up with this Hallomeme thing?"
"I really wish they had uniforms. Ranking up would give you more soldier customization options. And at max, you could run around like fucking Kaiser Wilhelm.",Or Katy perry
All welcome to join the lost to blount support group,"My opponent had Blount, Dez, Big Ben, Baldwin, and Broncos D. Unless AJ Green has a game for the ages, I am falling to 5-5."
"They have these stupid arguments every year. They just need to do it to shut people up, hopefully forever.",RIP Fitzpatrick
"They tell you that Oklahoma's band plays Boomer Sooner after every play, but you just don't believe that they mean it literally until you watch your team play Oklahoma. Now, I *believe*",Can the Oklahoma band be banned from the shoe next year?
It's just Blue right?,Yes
I like his videos but wtf is up with his accent? A few years ago it was barely noticeable but now he's a full on boston bro. Some kind of marketing gimmick for his brand? Idk,"He says that this is how he actually talks, and that he just suppressed it for YouTube."
What went through Kurt Cobain's mind when he killed himself,"Well, I want a girl Brainer then Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling."
Pollution is so bad in New Delhi people are taking 'smog selfies',ITT: insecure Americans taking shots at China in an article having nothing to do with them.
"As opposed to total trash Chinese mainlanders? Oh, *well*.",Far better than the sexpat white pedophiles that are everywhere in the Philippines.
i wanted to do badly but the Cu-Melons aren't mine :( my plants died a while back.,So you failed then?
Who the fuck cares about kids?! You should arrest the real criminals like litterers and trespassers!,They *should* go after litterers.
You still have yet to provide empirical evidence that the value of Bitcoin or its growth is a function of its transaction throughput. hint: it's not.,"yes good job there, lets kill bitcoin."
Yea it was me lol. Also we were supposed to host 1st map but nade just invited so i was like wutever...,"HA, I guess if you have the chance to play against Nade and Big T you just kind of go with anything."
what a camper,"TFW you think you have an original idea and are about to post it, but someone else took it"
I love this song! And the whole EP. Her whole PC Music direction she's going in has got me hyped.,"Paradise is my jam, plus Hannah Diamond is in it and I absolutely love her."
Dunkerque's a BB or an FBB?,FBB I believe.
"Anyone else hate how the rubberbanding works? My router is plugged in halfway across the house and I live with 3 other people, so lagging and rubberbanding is pretty common for me. However, unlike many other games where you just teleport back, this game actively slows you down, and slowly slides you back to your previous position. I have to stop and stand still as the game slide me through a wall or whatever. Even worst is when I get killed because I can't hop a fence.","You don't know how annoying this is when you're in a dogfight chasing the enemy and he is acting up like that, just going back and forth.. Really good countermeasure tho"
Are rods only in cave drops or are they also in regular red drops?,Sorry for the random reply three days later but I just pulled an apprentice Fishing rod out of a yellow drop so I can confirm they drop in those.
Reuleaux rx2/3 is hitting unevenly. I know that title probably doesn't make much sense but my reuleaux rx2/3 is hitting weird. When I press the button and hit it its like it is firing and quickly stops then fires again and does that until im done hitting. Using Crown tank with the .5 SS coils.,Are you in vw mode or tc-ss mode?
The biggest savage,His accent just tops it off
The Best Medicine,Hello nurse!
Not a surprise since we elected a live one.,Obama?
"The constitution says no, no exceptions, or may the full wraith of the largest military organizations be upon you. Also, nukes. Many nukes.","unless it's Texas, I really don't think we would want to nuke the one area where most of our oil comes from."
My best guess is sometime around the same as your snapback though i'm not 100% on this.,SnapBack was a present from my gf so I don't know how long it took to get here.
"Zero to angry in two seconds I work at a beauty store that sells high end makeup, and working there has me occasionally showing people how to apply products we sell A young girl wanted some help learning how to do a smokey eye - something I was more than happy to do since she was about to buy a rather expensive eye shadow palette. I get my brushes ready and start showing her the technique As I'm helping her, another customer - a woman probably in her forties - Comes up to me and asks me how much the mascara she has in her hand costs. I was slightly annoyed that she decided to butt in while I was already helping someone, but decided I would try to help her a bit. Not wanting to walk away from the guest I was already with, I told her that the price should be listed right under the area where the rest of the mascaras were sitting, on the opposite side of the display she was looking at. It looked like she had found the item placed in the wrong spot She then angrily yells out I already looked there and it's not there! and tosses her items she has in her hand into the display and stomps off. I just shrug and go back to helping my guest I was already with A coworker comes up and goes what was she mad about? and I explained what happened and we both laughed. He walked over to where the mascaras are and sure enough the price is listed..",Customers cannot read especially if it is not the price they want
I hate seeing people who are *still* bitching about the smart pistol.,The best thing about the Smart pistol being merged into the ground in TF2 is that there won't be as many people whining about it.
"Well he's not getting paid, remember. So there's no need to pay taxes on it.","this is the guy that cashed a $0.13 check, do you honestly think he isn't going to take the $400K?"
A different take on doomsayer.,"Taunt doesnt need a colon after it, instead a period would fit."
Influence the future by preparing a good meal you might as well not vote at all If the stakes weren't so high this year I would agree with you this is a time to avert generational catastrophe not voting to give yourself a pat on the back Please do the right thing,"Regardless of which idiot I vote for, it's the wrong thing."
Rameriez foley Dunn Allen best characters ever,Think you forgot the
"you anti elitist sicko randians,, paise walon ka ijjat karna seekho",2Rspeople
Well she was genre specific in that. Must have been super tough to think of 101 such movies.,You obviously don't know the power of Luuuuuv
"Bears Thursday injury report DNP: Hall LIMITED: McPhee, Porter, Royal, Callahan, Goldman FULL: Long, Sitton, Carey",No news on Q?
"If you need a mercy but she's dead, then you're fucked, aren't you?","Same goes for a dead Lucio, right?"
Watch Apple replace the lightning cable on the iPhone 8 for wireless charging. So you have to buy 6 new dongles and a new computer.,"honestly, idk about the iPhone 8, but i would be surprised if the iPhone in a couple years has 0 openings."
WHEN THE PANHANDLE KICKED IN YESTERDAY ME AND MY BUDDY OVER SKYPE KEKED TOO MUCH. YOU LITERALLY KILLED CLINTON IN FLORIGA GG,"The panhandle coming in was the holy shit moment last night, just kept getting better from there"
Yup. Mildly attractive white females have literally gotten away with murder in real life,Casie Anthony
"God, bot sides were so stupid.... So she demands the gun back... because I guess this still a robbery?.... And then he jumps over the counter to hit her.... with the gun.... the range weapon....",Could be it is not loaded.
Dudes wanting to bring their dead wives back to life seems like way too common of a TV trope for me,If this was an American show they'd just be celebrating
I wish this worked on mobile :(,I wish this worked at all.
Best way to research local candidates before Tuesday?,I count the number of yard signs.
(Fluff) that's when I realized I f$&@! Up,That is also when I realized there is no ed in your f$&@ I cared enough to point that out
"With no wt, can we atleast get the wt medals to spawn more in baba shop??? As the title says, I'm broke as a joke on medals and waiting for wt to get medals to awaken guys for the Lr goku event. I can't even attempt to play it until then. Anybody else in the same boat with no paddle like me? Lol",Are you asking us or Bamco?
"I asked Supercell support some questions, and here's what they answered back",Where/how did you message them?
No prob!,It makes my blood curl...
Anyone know if the inland kaikoura Rd is open?,Yeah the got it open yesterday for emergency vehicles only.
Sometimes you're happy and sad.,That's a good reason for why people stay in abusive relationships but we all know that OP wrote it about his/her high school girl/boyfriend that wanted to hang out with friends instead of a trip to the mall
"Come on everyone, we are only allowed to have 1 live thread issue a month",Dont blame me
what's the meaning of your username or why did you choose it?,you go first
"Having dropped about 20 pounds in the offseason, Andre Drummond wants another All-Star birth and rebounding title.",Just use the freaking underhand free throw!
"It's live, so timing something like this would probably be difficult/unnecessary. The cuts to recaps like this usually feel pretty random.",Smackdown definitely isn't live....
"Are sure ppl don't like pop-ups, I see a lot of successful blogs use modals and they even make it hard for you to find the close button.","Eh, dont mind me, i raged because im triggered everytime i see something like this on a website."
Do you know if the kids went to Greenway?,Based on what one parent said it seems very likely.
Youtube is so broken,Misha looks like a rat
the same happened with the pool video where parker jumps into the pool,Yeah I remember the title being 10 -
Viewers venue,1
United Kingdom of America,Atlantic bro's anyone?
I've seen a lot of non-American redditors refer to them as the American movie cups. They thought they were just a silly prop or something and were surprised to find we actually use them.,TIL
You wont believe what happened next,ONE SIMPLE TRICK!
But maybe he will be the most awesome support ever?,He can support the team by winning the game for them.
Security Camera Manufacturer Here- This practice is not uncommon but they do usually have some cameras that actually record. One of our customers (large retailer) has 100's of domes up and will move the camera guts to the dummy domes at random so the employees never know which one is actually recording.,wow that would send me into a manic frenzy of constant pretending to look busy in case of surveillance
Why would they use the 1G GTE model over the 1JZ GTE though?,"Probabaly because they sold a lot of the 1ggteu cars in japan, plus 2jz cqn be swapped into it."
John Scott is the first player to retire as the reigning All Star Game MVP since Wayne Gretzky in 1999,The memes... They never die #RIPHarambe
"Nothing is a right, since none of it has to exist.",Are guns a right?
"Well, they said it will be a high level reward, so, don't expect to get it at level 1 in any case.",thats not what i'm saying at all luckily :)
ISIS had a booth at my college career fair.,Doesnt look like a muslim
Bulldog being an idiot :^),Jebaited
I really dig a lot of Booth's pencils when he has the time and such but when his art is colored it just looks like such shit.,It's probably the shiny filter.
"That setup would work fine. You're not gonna max out 4k, but oh well:p.","what if playing at 3,840 x 1024 with about the same?"
Norwegian Broadcasting have a satire/joke news section thing... The sound and visual effects at 0:37 seem a little familiar though...,"For those wanting the gist of the actual story, they are discussing the lack of insight in how the job of crown princess was filled, suggesting that she may have slept her way to the job."
I think you have to complete quests to kill many of the non faction related people.,"I know, which is what I'm gonna do."
Cecile Tshuggon,Those are some fantastic nipples!
"While true, a non-staged 3k (4k?) nade isn't very common xD",Okay.
Steve Smith intent on playing today. He will do whatever he can to make it happen,"Tell him no, Eifert is on bye so Pitta has to eat."
"Because it's actually metric, silly! Everyone knows that the inside specs were to have it at exactly 24.638 centimeters.",You dropped this:
I think he wants to be a.. lapdog ;),hehehehe
"What are the least terrible color options for the Armored Kuruma? Alright, I've wasted way too much money trying to find colors for this thing that I don't get sick of after 10 minutes. Everything ends up feeling comically ugly. I also can't seem to get the wheels right. Going for subtle and tasteful, nothing flashy or cartoonish.","I keep mine with matte black, but I'm a minimalist sometimes."
"Has your management considered hiring different people or paying a slightly more competitive salary, or offering okish benefits to employees who clearly hate their fucking lives and dont care if they get fired?","More competitive like, lower, right?"
Armie was so terrific as Policeman Number 4 I know because my friend of a friend works at WB.,That's how Leaks nowadays works.
"Um, this is from July 15th guys",Yeah but what year
Transgender in the locker room=apocalypse. Talking about rape and adultery =just guy stuff. Welcome to the GOP.,My favorite Bible passage is when Jesus grabbed Mary by the pussy and told the disciples to check out her sex tape
Bills players believe Gronks success is a product of Tom Brady,He's a system TE for sure.
Butter croissants,Why cant we have a gif of someone eating it
I'm happy we get to see Evan in action. He's not a high ranker for nothing. And it seems Karaka was underestimating the high rankers. Karaka ain't nobody to fuck with either it seems though. The fight between Yuri and Karaka was drawn magnificently. I especially fell in love with Yuri again this chapter.,It honestly feels like the frog is a high tanker and Evan is his accessory.
Kim Jong Un Orders Military To Kill South Korean Leaders,I'm sure this will end well if it were true
First TV had a use.,So does this.. The first of everything new looks like shit... This will get better.
"Death Animations We've now got new taunts to give each Champion more character, and I think death animations would be another great addition. Here are some I came up with: **Mal'Damba** - He can ragdoll as usual, but let his snake slither away in the general direction of his team's base. **Evie** - If she is killed while flying she could fall of her staff, but it can keep flying off into the distance. **Ruckus** - Just have him explode when he's killed. This could double as a buff for him. **Skye** - To keep with the assassin feel, make her disappear in a poof when killed. Good assassins never die, they just fade away. **Makoa** - Make him always fall on his back. He's a turtle, after all. **Cassie** - Similar to Mal'Damba, her bird can fly away towards her base. That's all I could come up with, but I'm sure that custom animations like these could ad a lot more character to the currently very bland champions.",what a waste of money for pros like me who never die
Let's go and Skate outta here.,"Good idea, the atmosphere in here is Unreal."
Colleges are where all the dead people are.,I've had professors who seem to be the living dead.
"5 things to know about presidential debate moderator Lester Holt | He's the first black presidential debate moderator since 1992, not really into the Twitter, moderated a Democratic primary debate, has two honorary doctorates, but no bachelor's degree, and a registered Republican.",I liked his cameos on 30Rock.
TIL that the human LEFT lung is a little smaller than the right lung so that it can make room for the heart.,My left or your left?
You realise you're increasing the size of the grave that you dug for yourself don't you? Besides you probably ate mud and shit when u were young Hence the shit you spew from your mouth is justified,Trust a 14 yr old to spew a bunch of crap
Perfectly stated...too many people seem to think that the world revolves around them,Probably because the sun shines out their ass.
5/7 perfect callback,4/20 and I would have gone to work but then I got high.
Yea granted I def should've doubled checked my grammar if I'm gonna correct someone else but it was literally my toilet shit comment of the day where I just woke up and was redditing on the toilet on my iphone.,Yea granted I def should've doubled checked Jesus Christ.
"A rifle, a needlessly large machete, a hatchet, 3 knives of various sizes, 3 gallons of water, a bible and a red bottle of gold bond. I'm Texan, and I drive a Jeep.",For slaughtering illegals until the wall gets built?
Worst Sports Cars: Porsche 914,"Poor Porsche 914, never gets any love."
Trump: US does not have to be 'bound by a One-China policy',Wow.
"lol tbh Henry said is it this or this, and Pep was kind of saying that it is true and it is a bit of both for some of them then went onto explain why","Yeah, just sounded funny when you first hear it lol"
"Its already in dota2, so its there.","Dota uses source2, GO uses source1(still)"
Now-Cast blue snake eats ME2 and NE2! First day of ealy voting in Ohio!,Da blu snek is hungry.
On dry land? How deep do you plant 'em?,Tail fin sticking out about 1 from the ground
That's how you know the curse is real. When teams get a L even when they didn't actually lose. You can't avoid it.,it makes it hurt all the more :(
"Fuck this piece of shit game Spent 2 hours playing, was almost level 6 then some dick bag tries to kill me, another guy killed him and as I was flying away some faggot ass level 3 comes and tries to kill me when I'm almost dead, then right before I die survival mode conveniently comes on and I die and can't respawn(not even the first time this has happened to me). FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK THE DEVELOPER, HOPE THIS GAME GETS OFF THE INTERNET.",You even made an account for this... WoW
"I don't think you realize that speech deficits are usually mental. It's not that you physically can't speak normally, it's that you mess up and sometimes just can't. It's difficult to explain.","I know, and he should work on it"
"What move do you show people when they ask you to show them jiu jitsu? Just curious what move(s) you guys might show someone who s curious about bjj, such as at your buddies house etc, to someone who knows basically nothing about martial arts? Do you tell them they'd have to come to a class or do you show them something there?",arm drag to gentle single leg land in side control then across leg drag to back take.
he seems ta have mighty done turned things around since he were in college.,"Gotta also give thanks to The League, his appearance there was part of his character rehab."
The surprising reason why the new MacBook Pro doesn't have (much) more battery life,Good thing they limited the RAM to 16GB to compensate!
Simple answer. Eat less crisps and be healthier.,"Clearly the answer is for all the people who'd be hit hardest by this is to eat healthier, tighten your belt and pull yourself up by your bootstraps"
Orange Iorange Norange Torange Borange.,Oits Ialways Nsunny Tin Bphiladelphia
"Well, on day one player camera 1 was positioned incorrectly and wasnt properly aligned with the rest of the overlay. Not sure what is there to explain.",What is camera1 referring to and what was wrong with its positioning?
"You don't need the Coin. you can just Prep Burgle (obtaining prep burgle a bunch of times). Then Prep Burgle one last time, obtaining two Counterfeit Coins, with which you play Edwin",um that doesn't very realistic...
People who can't see how are you reading this question?,Yea ima need you too speak up
"NANCY PELOSI also has a pizza restaurant. And of course it's named Goat Hill Pizza, and has a demonic looking goat as the logo. What the fuck is going on??","Couldn't possibly be what hundreds of pieces of evidence is pointing to, so it has to be a Right Wing Conspiracy Theory."
Devils continue to find solid players for cheap. Shero for POTUS,He's fucking got my vote
How could I possibly provide proof that I am certain Monsef will still be a citizen in two years? That's not how words work.,"So, you can't prove what you're saying?"
Did you?,Nope!
"never used SS, never lost. SS is maybe good, when you do a fail engage and end up with no q/e to come out when you misposition yourself wrong in that fight.. in fights after lvl 11-16 i usually go in and out quite a lot times with my low cd's, when he is around 50-60% i can use my ult and burst him down. Just dont get 5 stacks and it should be very very easy SS is maybe a good option for movement, would consider that, but you know what? SS doesnt do dmg so meeehh","olaf trynd and darius are like the matchups where SS is the most important imo, but to each their own I guess."
I'd say roughly the maximum range of an ICBM.,so you can nuke her when she breaks up with you?
You had to mention C+C Music Factory. I have that Everybody Dance Now song stuck in my head now.,"And now, so do I!"
"deficit spending and the national debt isn't a real issue, to be honest. US holds assets in say the neighborhood of 250 trillion dollars and the national debt is something like 18 trillion. This would be like someone who has assets of 100,000 holding a debt of 5k. Not to mention that the rules of spending at the scale of a government the size of the US are different from the rules of spending for a household/the individual.",The US gov't never has to plan for retirement.
"Well, most of the team heroes they have been releasing have been players that are doing quite well currently in the NFL. The only bad players are just teams that haven't really had a star thus far, so they are given one of the leftover positions.",Yeah James White has played really well this year
"Hate to sound like a patronizing prick, but that's not how the burden of proof works.","We've provided lots of evidence supporting our claim, and they just dismiss it as conspiracy theories the burden of proof is on us, yes, but they simply dismiss our proof and never actually explain why it's false"
Arthur c Clarke. My favourite quote. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.,"Ah, thanks"
"just one nug per day, right?",I knew I should've gotten the red CFV instead.
Habitat for Humans' Pee?,Wee?
Try using the selbstlader optic over the marksman. At optimal range it is a 3 shot kill and has a 26 round clip which is absolutely absurd IMO. Whoever thought that gun should be just as powerful as the 10 round and 5 round Medic Rifles needs to share whatever the hell he was high on.,"Yes, but the fire rate is much lower than that of the other rifles, which means you will be shredded in close range almost every time."
Terror coming. Daddy coming.,Little do you know Kog just has a kink.
Are there any benefits to living in a Banana republic? Like banana Daquaris maybe?,How do you say 'banana daiquiri' in Spanish?
Or you could print your own train tickets...,But that'd be illegal!
Nice cat. But keep him/her away from the records.,The poor kitty just wants some Radiohead :(
He's always been stunning. Looks like that's not gonna change *hng*,hng?
Luca says more random shit on twitter that I'll link because every single tweet he posts gets posted for Karma.,"[meta] you keep using that flair, I do not think it means what you think it means"
"Keep Laughing, You Trumpsters Will Look Foolish When Our Movement Destroys Yours In November!!! #ImWithHer","Just migrant workers, waiting to get paid and get the free lunch."
How many ads has Adblock blocked for you?,All the ones Google doesn't want me to see.
"Check out the alternator, that gun feels pretty punchy.",I'm going to do that.
What an odd coincidence,She also has a property conflict with one of Trump's golf courses.
"Indonesian politician simply MENTIONS Koran, and 150,000 Islamists take to the street, some calling for his death. At least one dead, dozens injured.",Indonesia is clearly not a *real* muslim country
Report: Aides block Trump from Twitter,Must be someone other than Kellyanne 'It's not for me to take away a grown man's Twitter account' Conway.
"FUCK YOU, i already had a bad day :) Growing up in the 80s i had a thing for the 60s, not the 50s that seemed ages ago at the time.","I'm 17, I hate the 90s, got a thing for the 80s though."
"Dear IW: Keep the weather maps coming! I got so excited to see a rain map coming in DLC 1, so great job on Noir, and I can't wait to play it. Please continue with the weather maps! Heavy rain, snowfall, hail, fog, tornadoes, hurricanes, or any other natural weather occurrences are always so amazing to see in maps. They add so, so much to the environment and atmosphere, and can really change up play styles and make you adapt to your environment. Keep it up, IW!",The tornado map from MW3 was one of my favorite maps ever.
That San Francisco train hacker from the podcast got hacked.,The hacker has become the hackee
"He's been openly critical as a conservative of the Republican party and has admitted to voting for Obama twice thinking that his party had gone off the deep end. Between him being a person of integrity (minus the Iraq UN speech), having the experience of Hillary, and having been a four star general, he'd kill it without issue.",You missed that one really big plus he has going for him as well.....
I'd love to hang with him and Seth Rogan together,"I'm fine with nothing sexual, but can we at least smoke a few blunts together?"
Eye relief can be a bitch.,"With that tiny LOP, yuuup."
"With the end of the season rage thread, what are some of your highlights this season? For me, it was * Climbing from Silver 5 to Gold 3 * Having my first ever pentakill, and then my second a week later * Meeting a few good friends * Reaching 490k Mastery on a champion I love What are your best memories of this season?",got my 1st penta kill
Rogue One: A Hearthstone Story.,Please someone allow me to use this as my phone screen saver
I accidentally forgot to add Kim and Zombie Dom unfortunately. I do find it interesting to see Kait be so well received by the community. Nearly every game I play has someone playing as Kait.,Commando dom.. Fuck zombie dom.
New Jump technique,Not looking forward to seeing this one in the wild.
How would you react if the catholic church invented a self flagellation machine for worshipper at the cost of 2000 usd and it blessed by the pope?,The pope is against self abuse.
I'm guessing the OP uses laser beams from his eyes to melt women pew pew pew. Redpillers are weird.,"They aren't actually lasers, they're punch beams from the punch dimension."
i have white rat rods. are u interested?,What item that's not crossed out on the list are you after?
Where are you located?,"Dallas, TX"
"I'm gonna end up finding a stream, I'm currently living in rural VA so that's my best shot. I'll be sure to PM you a link once I have something.","Thanks, I will do the same."
#Rekt,Dan Honnor?
Happy to see they finally added the feature. They need to change the description on the product page.,"Like others have said, this has worked fine for me since first release (I ordered mine when preorders were up so received them on launch date)."
"2016 Week 7 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-2) Vs. New England Patriots(5-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Anything more than a fg and it's over!
A shit load. We are the second largest manufacturer in the world. I'm no economist but it seems a tariff war could have some devastating consequences.,And then we'll hear about how the GOP has been pushing for free trade and open borders the last decade
Chance The Rapper & Jeremih - Merry Christmas Lil Mama,i shoulda left you is a banger god damn
Apparently im the only one worried about the dog.,It's just a fantasy bro .
Almost yelled BIG DICK DECKER! and then I realized my boyfriend probably wouldn't like that. OH WELL! Big Dick Decker!!!!!,If my girlfriend fucked bdd I'd be proud
Classic desync. He shoots behind the guys head and taps him. Fuck this game,I am not sure if that would be desync...
Found a bunch of awful on Tinder,I used to work with her....
Psychosomatic Addict Insane!,Break the pressure
Mumble has been updating steadily for a while now. They even revamped the UI a bit in the period between HFC and Legion. Ventrilo hasn't updated since Molten Core was a thing. Maybe you got them confused?,Given that nobody in this thread has even mentioned Vent you seem to be the confused one.
#thinspiration,"Riptor would be dumb to do stance mk from that range, anyway."
Those darn Jehovah's Witnesses!,"Nah, don't lie, we all know it was the Amish again"
I SAY WE DEPORT ALL NEW YORKERS LIVING IN NJ!,We'll build a wall and make NY pay for it
I consider atheism to be a religion now,You need to learn the definition of the word then..
"I expect, given the nature of Big MT and its scientists, that the process isn't nearly as safe or reliable as depicted in the game.","We also have the Institute, which uses the technology as a front door replacement."
Montreal Impact inaugurates brand new Mini-Soccer Pitch,Looks bigger than the Yankee stadium pitch at least.
"If Jacoby Brissett starts next week for the Patriots, it'd be the first black Quarterback they have started in team history. The Giants would be the only remaining team to have never started a black Quarterback.",Just wait til Black Lives Matters gets a hold of this info.
Thoughts on this find on Craigslist,Not sure the uniform is ww1?
"My town doesn't even have a Walmart, that's in the next town over. We had a Kmart, but it closed because they made too little money. Now we have smoke shops, random ass stores (there's a shoe repair store here, they specialize in boots or some shit) and a Krogers. When I was younger, we sat at the skatepark and got stoned.","Damn, I wish I had a skatepark to get stoned at ; ("
Insert title here,"Damn, wish I could go to a concert where the singer is blowing their nose and coughing every 20 seconds."
"Eh... it's actually rare that you'll see anyone defend S2 of Mr. Robot on here. Most people *hated* it. I personally don't think it was horrendous at all. Yeah, the season was building up to a bigger twist than what we got, but I thought it was great at building the universe and introducing unique players to the post-apocalyptic-economy game of chess it has become. Was it as good as S1? Probably not. But I thought it was good. I think most people marathon-watched S1, fell in love with the show, and then had to drastically hit the brakes when confronted by S2's slow pace. That's my thought, but I think that it was perfectly good season, just not *as* good as what came before.",Not to be a dick but if you think people around here hated it I think you may have been on the wrong website.
Take their first round pick!,And a 4th next year.
Sunrise on the Moon (Timelapse) shows that the Moon doesn't have an internal lightsource,"But where's the unedited footage, you shill?"
"that's insane, he never stops moving either lmao.",Well.. it was a crouch spray.
Poo with a view,The red / pink is a bit fierce.
Spectacular body,Sexy Cyborg!
I honestly don't see a difference at all. You're just trying to call someone out for faking something because you're jealous at this point. Give it up.,Totally jealous of that 9 minute kill time
Valve literally did this with the source 2 engine,"And Left 4 Dead 3, and Half Life 3"
"Do you mean U's the Love Live idol group, or actually Muse the english rock band? While they both did show up in rips, one was a lot more common than the other.",Muse the band
Stopping a bus in two meters at 40 mph is a requirement for driving in this country. The bus is equipped with reverse thrusters for a reason.,Do they have a mass effect drive or something?
Tan lines,"Damn, I'll take offspring of drunk Irishmen who abandoned their families for $100 Alex."
LF2M WotM Aksis Phase 2,normal
"That answered a question that I had--because ordinarily, to boost efficiently enough to make money you'd need to be better than the grade you're supposed to boost to. Then the pro teams could simply recruit the boosters themselves. But if you have people to throw for you, you no longer need to have challenger-caliber boosters, you just need to get players to the elo where the population thins out and then play at off hours with actors to throw for you.","Gotta make everyone's life easier, right?"
"Why not use the youtube channel, direct more traffic towards it and give a more personable response that people are inclined to watch. I'd much rather watch a video than read a few paragraphs on their website. The written word isn't half as alluring as a video these days.",But you are on reddit not youtube~
this nonsense will be overturned by the GOP on day one,Learn to read it might help in life
Well said. I just gotta wonder what Shaw has found out at Stanford to make it all work. Surely the California advantage can't explain it all?,"Well, walking in after Harbaugh built them up didn't hurt things."
Gameday Thread Jaguars vs Bills Drunk and playing Rocket League all night. Cant wait for all my happiness to go bye bye tomorrow.,Can we catch a punt in stride just once?
Oh myyyy. I think Opal's growing on me a bit too much.,You should get that checked out.
I put $20 on trump at +415 on nitrogen on Sunday. Didn't someone say put your mortgage on Clinton?,I'm guessing a lot of people lost a lot of fucking money on this sub by hammering Clinton at like -400 or less.
The highlights from last night remind me how much I fucking hate Gudas.,"He got ragdolled like the little shit he is, fuck him"
"Mine was labyrinth, dunno what that says about me!",Im pretty sure I wore out my VHS copy as a kid.
Malcolm X quote,Stfu Uncle Tom
where can I buy them in boxes?,"You may need to look around online, Gamestops use to put out the whole boxes and thats how most got circulated."
Questioning Hillary Clinton's Health is Sexist,Killary
Do I blame Shula or the oline there?,Yes
"Soooo what do you think we should do with our enemies, nicely tell them to stop?","Depends, are they pointing guns at us?"
Lemme see those wings.,Kid looks like a future school shooter
Did Mccarthy forget that Trevor Davis had a good game last week?,Who?
Lillard hits a three from the Grizzlies logo,From steph curry territory
D,G
holy shit that cameraman turned quick as hell to get pasha on camera,INHUMAN REACTIONS
Lol your not getting ariza,"You're* And hopefully not, I love him on the squad"
You mean the world,Let's just steal the earth and sell it to some alien overlord
Any help redesigning small apartment/dorm?,"Looks pretty stupid to have flags in your bedroom, but that's just my opinion."
It's starting to look like Randall Cobb was active only for emergency purposes. He hasn't played a snap yet.,Glad I swapped Harris out for Cobb 5 minutes before the game started!
"I have this thing with my sister where we try to think of the best insult to each other as we go to bed. For example: G'night, cuntknuckle! *G'night, turd-gurglin' muffmonkey!*",That's... normal?
When the thing weighs 30 pounds and you can't actually touch it without acquiring 3rd degree burns you must stop referring to it as a laptop. I dub thee Murderbook.,"Murderbook, successor to the Donglebook Pro, more power, expanded bludgeon-ablity"
MRW my gf agrees to have a Simon Pegg and Nick Frost marathon.,Sounds like you're in for a frosty pegging....
Challenge accepted.,3 hours later... U give up yet?
Love that feeling.... When as Butcher the enemy Diablo uses lightning breath on you while you walk up and use him as a healing fountain.,Okay.
"The difference is that with Romney, McCain, and even Bush I wasn't thinking what sort of human garbage would vote for this person? That fact that he still has this much support has honestly changed how I see the world.",The high number of undecided voters makes the forecasts much wider
"DSP Stanky, the amount of times I've been called DSPS over voice chat is hilarious.",I always have thought of it as Digital Signal Processor...because Lucio and doing a lot of research into DIY audio electronics.
Iraqi Commander: 'Saudi Arabia Mother of All Terrorism',Well he's not wrong
Here's what I don't get. Even if we operate under the assumption that sex is going to ruin a vagina (which is obviously nonsense). Why would a girl who's had multiple partners have more damage than a girl who's been with one guy for a long time?,Says a lot about Slick Willy.
"Come to Australia we have FAP247 SHOTA YIFF BUKAKE cant remember many others, but goddamn i have no idea how these got passed the censors.","Florida has an Orange in the center of the plate, and someone had A55 RGY, with a big circle in the middle"
Gary Johnson asks: What is Aleppo?,Yeah but there's no way you can know *anything* about Syria unless you know about Aleppo.... That's like saying you know what Texan independence means without knowing the Alamo
Blew up my Halloween pumpkin and it came out amazing.,Looks like a r/nosleep character
GAME THREAD: Hornets @ Mavs Let's have a solid game from everybody.,Imma be there boyz
You could barely see it and no one knew it was gonna be up there. Terrible waste of money.,Nothing changes people's minds like a passive aggressive note
"No problem, I understand. Gl.",Thanks
I was playing and realized Fallout 4 looks pretty good,"But but but some of the modding tools resemble Morrowind modding, therefore the this is the Morrowind engine..."
This is true. He had a harrowing tale of murdering some family and driving across a number of states wearing one of their heads as a hat. This scene is just creepy in context.,The head hat thing IS NOT talked about as much as it should be
FALLOUT: Map of Pre-War America,I like how Washington just absorbed most of the Pacific NorthWest
Real culture,Lol very fucked America
"Why do people keep insinuating that Corey is stupid? He's won multiple mental comps. Part 2 also usually has a physical component to it. I think Corey would definitely have a shot at beating Paul at part 2, assuming he didn't win part 1, which he probably would.","Because if he isn't Paul, Victor or Bridgette he's terrible in every way according to r/bigbrother"
"The argument is ready. Weidman is a bigger name and Yoel has a win over Jacare. Jacare is only getting it if he wins in spectacular fashion, which is unlikely because Rockhold is very tough matchup for him.",jacare unluckiest best fighter ever
Then we'd have to pay $200328 for Leafs tickets and fuck that,fuck that shit
Fuck you Nep,lol
"Another option is to stop abetting evil, letting the worse one win so that a lesson is learned and greater changes happen later from self reflection.","When, historically speaking, has that *ever* actually worked?"
"Ginger is the last ingredient. I don't think that should count as made FROM real ginger, it's more made WITH real ginger, isn't it?","Well until the ginger is added its just bubbling sugar water, so technically..."
Because I don't want my rights stripped away because of people like that who ruin it.,"Im not the person in the article, but I'm ugly and don't pass.... sorry... I didn't mean to ruin your life."
I always knew Brock Osweiler would lead this Texans team to the playoffs,But not participate in it LOL
Does he that last syllable with a french accent (the little ` not like a the guy on the wall in The Holy Grail). In other words; is he saying Pee ot 'tray'?,Yeah tray would be an easier way to explain it
"Then the mountains and rivers will stop you. We still stand strong. [M] You kind of told me your troop placement in your non-meta post. Also, Cambodia has Mountains galore in Southern Cambodia.",[M] and swamps and rice paddies and ect.....
It's not just prisons. My brother called me after getting picked up on a DWI and the city police department wanted $25 to connect the call.,"Well he deserved it because DWI suspects are worse than child molesters... Sorry, just toeing the MADD party line"
Easter Island isn't bad either.,This
So what's everyone drinking on this surprisingly warm evening?,Apple cider and fireball
What's the angriest song you know?,Pantera - Walk
"TB12 calls into Toucher and Rich under fake name, joins convo about Jules obsession with Tom",Doesn't really sound like him.
lol this response to these types of events always comes from dull individuals; people from both ends of the political spectrum participate in violent criminal acts,Except it has been the liberal left overwhelmingly this election.
TRUMP 2016,"I get that you guys are just trollling and probably don't really care about Trump winning, but man, I know that a Hillary victory is really gonna piss you off."
"Sorry if this is a stupid question I'm on the PS4, updated game and everything, but It still shows Camazotz as the newest god, where's Thoth?",Consoles get patches a week after PC.
Can't run any videos. No idea what setting to change,"I usually go through and turn off everything, it usually is a weird on like Facebook messenger that causes this."
And what about regular Nick's voice?,"He, ummm, had a stroke and cannot speak anymore =D"
"Okay then yeah.. but good look getting the uranium lol. That'll cost a lot of money. Have to extract it first, then get past all the armed guards who would have police officers at their disposal and then deal with DNR because they can come by water, or coast guard... pretty much it'll never happen","Oh, I never said that it was easy or possible, just clarifying what a dirty bomb was."
Some people are not particularly good at anything. They're serviceable at what they do and then they die.,Sounds like Louis CK.
This is just solid ground covered by leaves.,It's obviously a sidewalk or bike trail.
That would be a BITCH to deal with if you're going to that booth.,Clearly voter intimidation
Tennessee Defeats Appalachian State 20-13,SEC is just so clutch
"The communist party propaganda is still strong in the UK I see. You can't possibly believe that garbage you just spouted can you? Because having a Masters Degree in Naval Architecture, I can prove you to be completely wrong. Want to go there?","I can't believe Russia and America still do macro level dick measuring, when the people on Reddit do it for them."
What team are you?,Valor
"So, the RNC was capable of securing their secrets while the DNC was not and that's called actively hiding the Truth?",Do you have to secure secrets from yourself or those who aim to assist you?
"No, if you were going to be offered a merit scholarship they would offer it to you with your acceptance letter. Buffalo is the better school, but depending on the program might not be worth an extra $4300 a year. Though Buffalo is a more affordable city and has Wegmans.",Omg I would be lying if I denied wegmans being a small factor for choosing UB.
honestly surprised the bucs are only down 10 points,We're surprisingly good at keeping games very close until around midway through the 4th quarter.
Thanks to both of you and to the rest of the mods here. We understand that you have a tough job balancing the fair and free open exchange of information vs the site rules that would nuke this sub. It's a tightrope act. We appreciate you.,Thanks for understanding that we're not removing content because we want to.
Blackhawks' travel day dress code goes out the window to support the Cubs in the World Series,Kinda feel like they should support the Indians...
"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau tries to do it all himself and loses the puck - 1 drink - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton.Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks",good night everyone
Which is exactly why we might be getting Red Hood,Touche.
Cat logic now rules. What new laws can we expect?,It is now socially acceptable to curl up alongside someone and cuddle and completely ignore them the next day.
That is assuming that foreign buyers is what consistently drives up house prices (I believe results on that are mixed). This helps cover more scenarios.,Taxing empty investment properties would affect local buyers as well.
Using Caps Lock to capitalize single letter.,I do this constantly.
"There are also no water mages. Like mages with water BSBs. I assume if we ever get one that's when chain water will come. The only ones with enwater are Tidus, Paine, Yuffie, and Edge.","Edge is basically a water mage, lets be honest"
Who like to expose their midriffs,So they are just the same character
"IF I DIDNT GET SO MANY FKIN DIAMOND 2 PLAYERS, MAYBE I WOULDA GOT PASSED 700 LP",I STARTED PLAYING JUNGLE AGAIN CAUSE OF YOU MY TEAMMATES STILL FED
You forgot to link my floor 2 fail and floor 6 happy fun time combo burst from the descend challenges D: You said you were going a whole post about floor 2!,i was having a good day you know and I was like well i guess I'll let this playerhurp guy off the hook ;)
Why does everyone forget the classics? 58 was just the best.,I think fuck you is the best
Sticky comment! :0 I just hope that the artist is the same as the one in the FCBD story. I like her style better than the first one.,YES.
"John Pugliese, Vice President, Brand, Content Marketing, Communications & Broadcast Phone: 901.205.1483",Oh shit thanks
Bleach,Ouch
An Irish Jew? I know it's possible but why open with that?,Because drinking jokes.
"And femdom, possibly!",If only they knew actual people into their fetishes exist.
"You know the difference between objective and subjective? Your opinion is valid, saying it's a bad game is not. I didn't buy it because it's multiplayer only and I don't like multiplayer. I can also fully recognize that it's a well made and fun game for people who like multiplayer FPS. Would you say Skyrim or The Witcher are bad games because they only have single player? What does FUCKING KAPPA mean?",Saying kappa after a statement is sorta like a
Yes when testing. And samples. That's not what he said above.,They still throw out every sample included in the batch if the batch tests positive.
"7-Eleven dodging payroll tax in NSW, Opposition says","7-11 doing something dodgy, never would have expected that."
"Brown rice, not white. White is cheaper. Brown rice is a protein and a grain.",Brown rice is cool but white rice tastes better (imo) Both are cheap and provide good sustenance for the cost
TicklingTurkey right now with these AMAs,I don't get it.
Is Dusseldorf in Schengen?,"No, it's a teeny-tiny enclave of DPRK within Germany, therefore not in the EU or Schengen."
Ok can I start breathing again?!,"Trump just got elected, so I would hold it a little longer."
"What's your fuck, not again story?",in the 6th grade i got an extremely explicit sexual letter by someone that made me cry and swap out of the class freshmen year guess whos in my class and wont stop talking to me fuck not again
Airing out our politicians dirty laundry is a service to the American people. Trump's not getting elected. Even if Hillary had to drop out the night before the election her replacement would win.,Undermines the foundation of the democracy and the legitimacy of the winner.
Planet Earth II - Episode 1: Islands (2016),Do I need to watch Planet Earth in order to understand the plot for Planet Earth II?
"The charge was bullshit. Seems pretty obvious to me some racist old fucks called the good old boys because someone who looked like they were up to no good was seen walking down their road. The guy could have remained calmer, but its understandable he would be frustrated, its pretty obvious he was targeted for being an undesirable in the neighborhood.","he was lucky, if he was older he would have been piledrived into the ground and have a broken back"
"Face melter, after getting the ufos you have to get about 25-30 kills with the rocket thrusters then do the arcane core step to get the electric core and unlock the gem, same step as others. The battery in the other hand......",Lol yeah I figured all that but I have those written at the end and I wanted them all the same aesthetically
"What's with these contradictory names, been meaning to ask? Tombstone is for people intending to go down, same as who's who and compared to the lightning bow, the void sucks balls lol","It's because people hate on Tombstone and the Void Bow, but in really they ain't that bad"
"I personally don't care about the body shaming. The core of the issue is using photography equipment in a locker room. I find it sad the punishment is only 6 months max. That should be a felony. If it was a man recording a woman in the locker room, it would have been a felony and he would have had to register as a sex offender. I don't get why she isn't being forced to register as a sex offender for filming people in a locker room.",Because only men can be sex offenders
This is how he turned out. Love it. Top 10 already on my team. Lol,Only quick dev literally unplayable
"Not trying to be a dick. But doing those things costs money, a good deal of it. Most people can't just up and do it, or if they did then they would have nothing to fall back on after the trip :/ even if their outlook was a lot more positive they would then be in a pickle. However you're not wrong. If a person has 100% decided they are going to take their own life, they might as well sell everything they have/take the trip of a lifetime because why the fuck not?? And maybe it'll change their outlook... and in my opinion being penniless with a positive outlook is better than being well off and miserable.",C'mon man just go to Machu Picchu!
"The only challenger was Tim Ryan, a non-progressive backbench nobody.",You make that sound like a bad thing.
CAM login stuck after latest update,"I am having a similar issue, however mine is stuck on the loading screen at 65%."
"Super has advanced beyond the plot of those two movies, so yes.",Should I start later in the show then
"Its because US currency is tied to oil, which means U.S. has to keep invading and destroying the countries that want to go off the Dollar and use alternative currencies for oil trade. Russia wants to run a gas pipeline through Syria and into E.U. the same Syria which also wants to get off the USD for oil deal. Also ISIS is thrown in there and you have a hell of a mess. Meanwhile, fucking China is plotting a massive takeover that NO ONE is talking about. They are literally buying up Hollywood studios, key financial sectors, land, resources all over the world and have a cultural program where they send intelligence operatives to intermarry woman in influential positions all over the world and creating a mixed race to hedge their bets",And you forgot to mention how Putin said in 2003 he pan to sell Oil for Euro/Ruble.
Ancient of war made you feel so safe as a noob. The first time one gets hexd polyd or otherwise punished is a key moment on developing as a player. Into face hunter. Vengance,I miss the pre-naxx days where the choice amounted to having it die to Big Game Hunter or die to Black Knight
Russian Embassy in the UK has mastered shitposting,"While a sick burn, this is news to me and also want to know more."
"Shrooms, acid, I'll accept any hallucinogenic.",Now shrooms I can get but I think I would be more in control with acid
New York Times: We blew it on Trump,No all the media was in on it and the Democratic party didn't fight the voter suppression and the news barely mentioned it.
"Also I forgot to mention that he left riding into the sunset, but for a small moment he turned around to wave and whisper one last I fucked ur mom.",Isn't that just implied with people like that?
"What are your predictions for the rest of 029? At this point, 029 has a chance of being the best album this year. We'll be getting more Varien, Notaker, Feint, and GB. However, this album does prove to be unexpected, so I'm also gonna say a new Tristam and Braken song. What are your predictions?","I just want some more new style Tristam man, that's all I can really ask for."
Umm... ^^^what ^^^does ^^^jibun ^^^wo ^^^mean,First line of the OP
"well, i hate this shit. this article was posted 2 hours ago and every single comment so far has been a pun.",She brought her husbands guts in to settle her mind intestine for poisons.
Prevalent deduction of an insular from a Malaysian Chinese vernacular school: I wait you.,where got
"Who has multiple abortions, unwanted kids, and a crotch full of viruses and bacteria? Not you!",Aw u sure showed all those women having fun without u I bet ur crush regrets turning u down for prom after seeing that sick burn
"Not into hand holding, cupcake, but aside from bitching about my tone I have enjoyed your comments so far!",Lol ok
Every once in a while (once a month at best) a Lapras will show up in the lobby of my apartment building. That's the only time i see it in the wild,Do you live on an island?
Oh the fascist touched a flag but appointed an anti-gay VP? And now there are only 8 justices and he promised to appoint conservatives to overturn marriage equality and roe vs wade? And here I thought his supporters were just suffering from 'economic anxiety',Didn't he also hold the flag upside down or something?
Remember that **Omar Marteen** worked for **G4S** a security service company whose chairman sits on the board OF the **Clinton Foundation!!!** They staged this to push for gun control! (maybe?),FBIanon hinted that the nightclub shooting was staged to push gun control.
"SRS MODS HAVE LOST IT, TELL ALL OF REDDIT TO GO F THEMSELVES",Such brave and noble people gotta love that hypocrisy!
"No. Which is faster? #Console screenshot (PS4) 1. Take screenshot 2. Share screenshot to your FB / Twitter, or transfer it to USB stick (once you have found it and placed it to PS4) 3. Download picture from your social media. (if you took USB stick path, now get the stick and put it to your PC) 4. Post image to reddit (or upload to imgur). #Mobile screenshot 1. Grab your phone and take a picture. 2. Open your reddit app and post image.","Still, making the screenshot itself is faster than taking your phone out of your pocket and the quality will be much better."
If money is not an issue then you might as well.,Fancy seeing you here :3
"TIL 12,049 people is everyone. **CLOSE THE GATES!!!**","There's roughly the same number of people online at the same time on both subreddits, so.. practically true."
Jingles British Light Cruiser overview,TIL the Belfast is a better Flint..
I'm sorry. I should use description-neutral adjectives.,How dare you assume his level of attractiveness
This is one of those post where you thought everyone knew and didn't post it.,It looks so obvious
"Update 3 on the Jake Stein supporter in my class We start the class off slow, with her accusing the professor of being a neo-con. (Note: The professor has talked at length about how he hates the neo-cons.) She goes on to talk about Scalia's traditionalism, okay, we're getting somewhere here. But... She thinks Scalia is still alive. We get into a discussion on free trade, and the tendies hit the floor. Oh, goodness. The person sitting beside me turned and started counting how long she spoke, 2 full minutes. Complete incoherence, i don't even remember what she said, but I'm sure you could just read Sander's stump speech and get the picture. We also have a new character, Ron Paul Bro. The class is controlled by these two people. They fight often, but the shrillness of Jake always startles RPB. However, he basically lectured for the professor when we started to discuss libertarianism. Next lecture is Monday, and we discuss the Sanders movement in detail as a contrast to the Trump movement. Will update accordingly. Side note: Jill Stein isn't even on the ballot in my state.","Yeah, I won't believe it until you start recording this."
It is a digimon.,triggered
The lich king.......blizzard pls.,The lich king is my favourite diablo boss
You want McCree to flash in front of Hanzo?,"I see what you did there, I like you fellow dirty minded individual!"
PLEASE release this as a shenanigans video. Seeing the moment they realize the truth would be epic. :),"While seeing their reactions would be great, it wouldnt fit as a Shenanigans video, this would be more of a behind the scenes maybe"
I am so tired of do my homework for me posts,"If we're being honest, it's because the only people who talk about anthropology are studying anthropology."
You... have never dealt with the military industrial complex,I assure you I've played *plenty* of videogames.
Stefan Molyneux is no longer a Libertarian...,What did he do?
We need a cheap phone with vr filming capabilities... for the ladies,"Elon musk should fund this, for betterment of humanity ofcourse"
Why is tomorrow going to be better than today?,My Dad is coming home from overseas.
And almost half of them are Patty and Selma,And the other half are either dead or boring.
me irl,"Delete my username from your phone, please."
"What do you do when you're 3+ levels behind? I just played a game on Blackheart's and we were losing every team fight and objective.But instead of contesting(we were already 3 levels behind) our kael said to soak, which resulted in the enemy getting the objectives and getting a even bigger exp lead. So I want to ask, what would you do? Try to contest or just soak?",Alt+f4.
It happens to me from time to time while playing on window mode. Pressing alt + enter (going to full screen mode) fixes it.,"Will try this, too, next time I'm in trouble!"
Best shaco splash art and best shaco skin in in your opinion? I think asylum is the best in game and i think workshop has the best splash art (looks great in the loading screen with the mastery 7 badge) (own all of them so im not being biased xD,In game masked is by far my favorite
Illegal immigrants =/= refugees.,So it's totally ok to maim them with dogs!
"Stick with it. OkCupid works. I just wanted to post here and give all of you looking for someone hope. Most of the stuff I see here is about all the crap you have to deal with online dating. I had my share of that but it was worth dealing with it. I met my boyfriend on OkCupid seven months ago and it's by far the best relationship of both of our lives. We were both divorced and we both have two kids with primary custody. Our kids are matching ages and genders and have become great friends. We only had a 67% match rating on OkCupid but have so much in common. So don't pay too much attention to those ratings. It is amazing to have someone who enjoys all the same hobbies, who supports my dreams, and who fits into my life so perfectly. We actually only live about ten minutes apart but without okcupid we probably would have never met.",What kind of questions do you guys heavily disagree on such that you guys have a 67% match?
"I want the opposite of the Cruiserweight Classic After watching War Machine in the New Japan World Tag Leage, I want a Big Boy Tournament. Hoss-offs for days. * Big Damo * Tucker Knight (Hasn't appeared on NXT TV yet but has potential) * Otis Dozovic (Same as above) * War Machine * Bring back Bull just for shits and gigs * Rhyno Just 300+ Pound Hoss-offs. It'd be rad.",nL strikes again with their awesomeness.
You should try life is strange if you're into these types of games,"Life is strange is such a Great game, what did you most like about it ?"
Get a damn haircut,And a real job
"Can you explain to someone that is uninformed how an artificial pancreas differs from a normal insulin pump. Don't normal insulin pumps already pump insulin for you? Unless these are like surgically installed into you, how do they differ?","Insulin pumps are manual, the other would be automatic"
Christmas is an excuse for people to only be nice once a year. Santa Claus was created to counteract this.,Christmas can bring out the good and the worst in people.
Minutes per goal involvement amongst players in Europe's top 5 leagues.,Legendary Robbery
Good luck with that. Shell Refining Co haven't been profitable in years.,They are not buying for the money....they are buying a foothold in Malaysian commerce.
Trump Hotel Toronto building set to be sold after developer defaults,No breaks!
"And I've always hated the icon for it since iOS 7, it looks like it's been done in MS Paint.",Whole app looks like WP calculator with less functions.
Or make them sew a colorful shape to all their clothes. That would work,That sounds like a solution.
And a silver Mike Vick at QB,Its crazy looking through your post history and seeing everything down voted
Do you open 600 packs you didn't deserve it and you don't think you should be banned?,Nope I don't think he should because Ea messed up just like the base elite glitch and dont act like if you didn't see all those FM and was able to get moss you wouldn't -_- !
"He's not okay, though. Tonight's episode they accidentally fed him a bad sandwich and he died. They don't want to look like they lied to Rick, so next week Dwight has to pull a Weekend at Bernie's with Daryl's corpse.","Dude, spoiler tag that stuff"
When my grandma realized that VR was fun,"Yeah, because that looks super fun."
Filoni did an IGN interview Eric Goldman at Celebration London and said that there is an episode that's titled **The Last Battle of the Clone Wars** it sounds like a sad episode tbh.,Rex in his final encounter with good ol' clankers.
the lazytown thing taken too far,NAY TOUCHETH NOT YOND
I wonder if this ice cream meats standards.,*Points at door*
Dude you did not just diss ff6. It was the ff7 of Super Nintendo. Top 3 rpg to be produced on that system.,Super Mario RPG and chrono trigger the other 2?
Man I wish they made a movie about the real Assassins instead.,"What, like Gavrilo Princip?"
What's the TL;DR for 2016?,Shit's fucked 'yo.
"actually the combo was nice, keep it for the karma",he forgot the
"Context? Like NMS selling 300,000+ copies three weeks ago and only 3,000 people are playing now?","On one subset of one platform that it is available on... So yeah, context."
This is good for donnie! You just don't understand 6D jenga with a sledgehammer like he does!,"Jokes on us, this is part of the 12D Backgammon operation."
"I understand that reasoning, but my issue holding me back from voting Clinton is different. During the process of the primarys the DNC favored clinton from the beginning which undermine the voice of the people. The democratic party went against democracy. My issue is that no one seems to talk about this anymore, and I can't brimg myself to vote democratic in this election for that reason.",Then enjoy President Trump.
"I did name my first round of Corrins after my current D&D character, who is pretty genki, but not a lot like me. In Birthright/Conquest/Rev respectively, her name was Zoe, Mean Zoe, and Queen Zoe.",[FE14 Rev](#s Does that mean at the end of Revelation when Corrin is crowned king/queen of Valla they called you 'Queen Queen Zoe'?)
Panda ascendente bradipo,quindi gli fai due occhi come i tuoi?
"I think, you have to differ here quite a bit. While I do not really support relationships like this, you have to take into account that: - The girl had a right to even say anything about this and decide by herself - A court looked into this and decided according to law Many underaged kids in the middle east are forced to marry some old dude, even without consent. It's not the case here.","Because 15 years old are very mature, right?"
"Another record volume for LocalBitcoins including regional records in Europe,Pakistan,Russia,Saudi Arabia,USA and Venezuela",It's just a fad
Call me dumb but I thought Time Dilation worked like this the whole time..,Lol me too I think The mighty frog also intended for it to work like this seems so weird otherwise
I Was With Bernie Till the End; Now We All Must Vote Hillary,Wow so convincing!
"Rip Dinklebot, can't believe it's been a year. At least I can still hear your majestic voice in GoT",I need ti rip that audio out of my disc.
Latin *then* English? Wow.,I call bullshit
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants ft. Problem,Probably my favorite Gambino song.
This question is racist and false.,Yes very stereotypical and too broad.
"I blame the school system. If colleges and universities offered studies in not baby punching, we wouldn't have this shit.",Pretty sure the womyn would pass over that class to take extra copies of gender studies.
I agree The Black Eyed Peas were never the same when she left,Will.I.Am turning into a robot was the start of the problem imo
"With a frame meister, that should be no problem: it accepts PAL at 50 and 60Hz and even NTSC at 50Hz. I honestly think you would be fine.","Yeah, I do think I'd be okay, but it'd really help if someone could confirm they've done this, because I want my games to play in 60hz, and I also have my recording setup geared to capture 60 FPS and don't want to constantly have to adjust the capture rate each time I swap consoles mid-capture."
Donald Trump would let you make your own healthcare decisions. Dangerous!,Mommie Clinton knows best...
Have lived in New Brunswick. AMA,What's the best way to remove oil stains from carpet?
Sigh..,out of the way stupid
But how are you discovering new places after the first time? You have to go back to the same places over and over (pokestops). Even the random spawnings have a pattern. I know which streets and parking lots in my area suck and which have a good variety that can show up.,If you'd play the game as intended (California family that travels weekly) you'd enjoy the game proper!
Pretty soon we will jus see a stick figure in a pretty dress,So women have to wear dresses now?
simple reviews on the last zombie maps of each treyarch game Der Riese <3 Moon :) Origins :D Revelations :'(,Der Riese <3 Moon :) Origins BEST Revelations :/
"I'd prefer like Bas Rutten if didn't have an exclusivity deal right now. Actually fuck Bas, Let's get Joey Diaz as Joe's co-caster.",Bas has been so bad for so long :( Have you tried listening to the Podcast He and Mauro are doing?
"I live in Memphis and I could count the number of Hillary signs I've seen on one hand, and this is a city that ALWAYS votes blue. Trump signs are absolutely everywhere. This election just doesn't add up.",ITS HER FUCKING TURN THO
"Sure I would, I enjoy wasting Friday afternoons engaging with silly children.","Can confirm - SQB has many silly children, whom he engages with regularly."
Brb becoming CEO of activision-blizzard,I believe in you.
1 Hour of Mars. You can view this with your own telescope no NASA included!,Where r the stars?
And if the system worked you would still have zero ;),"Not really, the bad luck protection wasnt working at all as intended ;)"
Literally everyone on the plane was moving lol,Yeah I know haha.
Is Shorts+Spats acceptable? Or do people normally wear something else under the spats?,Lots and lots of underwear.
Patrick Kane wants nothing to do with big Zadorov,When you want the puck but also want to live to see Christmas i chuckled
"Has there been a time where you want to defend a game you like, but afraid to because a majority of other's dislike that game? Take for example, Paper Mario: Sticker Star and Color Splash. Those two games got a lot of flak for not being like the first three games in the series. Say, that Stick-A-Star is your favorite Paper Mario game and you want to reason out why you like it better than the others, but you're afraid to because you know you're gonna get a wave of complaints with an amount of upvotes of others agreeing with the poster's problem with the game. How about Metroid Prime: Federation Force? Smash Bros. Brawl? Heck, even Zelda: Skyward Sword or Mario Party 10. Has there even been that time?","Yes, but with Star Fox Zero I have never been afraid to speak my mind."
"Likes turks. Well one.. her ex... wants her ex... not you, but would stay aroud for a wee pity bang. Can deepthroat 8 inches.",Hi :)
Do you know that Marx's bullshit was refuted long time ago by a brilliant economist Eugen von Bohm-BawerK? Marx invented nothing that made sense to anybody that understand economics.,As far as I know the laws of thermodynamics have not been refuted.
What's the smallest decision you made that had the biggest impact on your life?,I didn't send a simple message and now she's dead.
Birdwatching,she really needs to watch that documentary about animnals.
(DMM) Woox gets Staff of the dead!,Song?
My mom told me I was an accident in those words.,"My mom put me up for adoption, and didn't tell my sister."
Its alpha bro :) kek,+
G2 wouldn't stand a chance vs EDG/AHQ.,AHQ are steaming garbage and EDG was massively over-hyped again.
The internet isn't run or controlled by one country. It isn't ours to give away.,"uh, isn't that what the bru-haha about the ICANN is?"
"Unii de sus ofera niste sfaturi simple si eficiente, iar una din ele e SPORTUL! De ce zici ca nu o sa gaseasca aici? Nu sunt numai copii de 12 ani cu CSGO in cap si figuri!","Mda, ai dreptate dar eu nu ziceam ca nu gaseste sfaturi aici din cauza ca sunt numai copii de 12 ani cu CSGO in cap si figuri :),dar fie nu mai conteaza."
"Hard to believe 6 months ago, you'd NEVER see a pro Hillary article on the front page of this sub.","Surely the clinton supporters grew organically directly after the Democratic convention, right?"
"You're a true friend, willing to sacrifice some dignity to make your friend smile",But also an awful friend because he couldn't even do that right.
"Aha, alright alright thank you! :)",Don't ask them to let you use it for free exposure.
"How did this discussion become: Trump supporters are stupid? I'm a Trump supporter. I know the difference between different religious faiths and different nationalities, and if I make a mistake I'm happy to be corrected.",How would you do think 'profiling' that your candidate is advocating would be done?
"No matter who wins this election, America loses.","No, Clinton's a continuation of Obama, good, not great, and certainly not bad"
"I'm 99% sure I'd never get a face tattoo or even entertain the idea with any serious consideration, but I don't think it's an inherently bad decision *for everyone*. I mean, some people don't have a lifestyle\career where face tattoos would be a conflict for them, and at that point, it's more of a matter of taste. Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled.","Yeah, most people who have well made face tattooes are usually tattoo artists or musicians themselves, where a little crazy is often expected."
Just so you know my friend paid 14$ for this shoot,US POLO ASSN
sarcasm.,Maybe
"Wow bro you're so cool. Not as cool as me though, I got to 5k trophies using only level 1 cards.",You forgot the
"Honestly, this has inspired me to design my own tag",Good shit
It's just how deadmau5 has recently done his titles. His 2014 album was while(1<2).,ugh deadmau5 is so edgy
"All scores are rounded, wtf are you on about","they are rounded, but he did not really set an 800pp score, that's my point"
"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walking, not for fancy walking.",What a time to be alive.
"As an Israeli in Queenstown... Political views aside, our PM is a giant turd and nothing he says or does represent Israel's views about anything. We like NZ dearly and saying anything with the words 'war' and new Zealand in the same sentence is insanely dumb and sad. Sorry mates",No worries.
Let's make sure they incite violence at public appearances.,Can we make sure he's also for nuclear weapons proliferation?
He says in the video that he has a bunch of oxy in his pocket that he is glad he found so he could stash before he is arrested.,"I heard that he had stuff to stash, but missed the oxy part, and totally missed the video description before hahaimontheinternet pointed it out."
"METH? DOPAMINE? AHAHAHAHH HAHHAHAHH MUAHHAHA ;;;; YOUR ALL FOOLS ;;; look at your selves. your fucking monkey on crack. now, we have other monkeys that go meditation. then monkeys go blow things up ,etc , etc. WE MUST FIND THE NEW STIMULANT. NOT STUPID STUPID FUCKING DOPAMINE !!1 **STIMULANTS = YAY / GOOD DOPAMINE = STUPID FUCKING SHIT ... REALLY ..... WHY NOT TAKE SOME HISTAMINE ***",Are you OK?
I think I'm still hurt and feel jaded by Square Enix lol. I might comeback to the game eventually after time to heal but as of now I think I'll be staying away from the game.,I never felt hurt because this was expected I've played other games like this and this is very similar to a lot of other games.
Ambergris is sort of whale vomit. Not exactly. It's kind of like the whale version of an owl pellet.,...an owl pellet?
"ROFL, no they didn't. All you do is lick nazi ass at this point.",Yeah showing someone's physical address is totally not threatening
Whatever dude. Keep cucking for white nationalists. It's such a good look.,And forcing them to a more concentrated echo chamber will surely show them the error of their ways
Ass Engine?,"Yessir, you can read."
They've infiltrated the other colors!,It's a Yellow Rising
"New Hamilton Ticket Block just released minutes ago in NYC for May 23 - August 17, 2017 shows. Good tickets to be had for $200 ea.",Guys I have 2 minutes left to decide orchestra row C is $199 should i buy it help ahhhh
"Yup, and I think the 3 points came from the interception that started us on the 50, compared to the one that we started on the 35, and we missed the field goal",Remember the good old days when the first play after a turnover went for a td!.............
"I assume only looking for striker? I Have Scorer Heatwave and am looking for those exact 2 wheels, so figured I would take a shot.",Yeah i'm sorry :(
"MFW George HW Bush votes for Clinton, proving our point that Daddy is the only one who can fix it all.",Nice graphics on that Pepe.
This is why I stopped upgrading consoles. I'd rather put money into a gaming PC and play online for free than to pay these companies for the ability to play with my friends.,"Not counting the cost of a monthly Internet bill, which is still an addition in consoles too!"
Different strokes for different folks man. I am sure many call your interests crap as well.,"Now that's fetish shaming, what's wrong with liking scat?"
"Reddit, If someone gave you a box containing everything you've ever lost, what would be the first thing you'd look for?",My old red ranger toy
"The gay smile Sometimes I'll see a picture of a guy on Facebook or whatever and he's smiling in his pic and I think *He looks gay.* So I check his profile and sure enough, he's gay. Is there a certain type of smile that makes a guy look gay? I feel like there is. That, and most Snapchat filters, and many hashtags. It's apparently because girls are expected to smile widely and look happy in pictures; guys are expected to be more serious-looking, and less gay in both senses of the word.","It's in the eyes too, it's hard to explain..."
get him to coach Liquid to see what is he worth :D,"That will be his 4th NA team, so be patient."
"i mostly post in my sub. i'll add you, if you want?",can I be added as well?
Why do so many companies completely discard their European customers? Is it really not worth their money? We have twice as many people as the US and are just as wealthy. I don't understand why they seem to never give a shit about European sales.,We Protect The World
"I don't have to worry about my team being screwed out of a playoff spot in any sort of potential clusterfuck scenario this year, so I'm loving this.",I don't know I'm pretty worried that despite all of the quality losses Rutgers will not get a bid to the playoff.
"So you can't, or you won't? Sorry my words hurt your feelings. I'll be nicer if you actually can be unbiased in your criticism of both candiates. Go on",I knew you would run and hide
The 8 Best Cities for Small Business in California (As Shown By Data),"Yeah, beach cities with huge rents are a great place to start a small business."
"Oh, don't be such a pussy. What a pussyfoot group.",Such an articulate reply.
"Well, when i'm lagged up and ~~about to disconnect and reconnect~~ battlenet happens in WoW, i can just alt-f4 and restart the game, and get back in without getting kicked off the dungeon group automatically, which is nice.",I bluescreened once in FFXIV and managed to reboot and load the game before my character was dropped so I could log back in.
Vive la Louisiane!,Gloire aux peuples de Louisiane!
prob a dumb question. But ive been playing since launch. Never got any sort of quest for exotic faction class item. how do I get the quest?,Get to level 25 with a faction.
"Sadly, yes. Took me 9 months, but I got there.",ITS perfekt :) cause IT means you have as much fun as you give other players :) k/d ratio of 1 is the ultimate player:)
We need a petition to validate all votes in the tossup states.,Let's make sure the FBI investigates all those ballots.
Gostkowski is dead to me after last week.,Not his fault...
"Fuck you for not knowing that the word smarmy has been in use since the early 20th century, you uncultured troglodyte. And fuck you very much for linking me to that cool song. Fuck you at two chord intersections and a point tangent with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.",Fuck you both for this long conversation.
"Mistake? Millions of people all over the world are simultaneously trying to log in to try the new hero on a tiny test server, login errors are hardly Blizzard's fault.","FFS Blizzard, once again making the mistake of letting your fans test your new characters on the test server.."
I misread it and thought you just said a nationwide assault-weapon ban. Fair play for being one of the few gun control advocates remembering that compromise means the other side gets something too.,"Oh yeah I guess that could be easily misread, sorry for my potentially hostile sounding response."
Article that I found on r/politics about being to strict on consensual sex,It's a garbage us vs them political piece.
U.S. economy grew strong 3.5% in third quarter,Thanks Obama!
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I wish we could do fun things like this on r/redskins,looks like y'all have meme Wednesdays...that looks kind of fun.
Probably the same reason some people choose to buy private jets instead of one of those kits that you can build a small single engine aircraft from.,Implying that a product designed and manufactured by professionals is somehow worth more money
"It's weird what people will say when they're cornered, once the trust was gone in that relationship it had to end. Long distance, 1.5 years, first real relationship (late in college) and the only woman I've ever been infatuated with at first sight. That being said, there were a lot of red flags that I chose to ignore, and now I'm a bit wiser (albeit a lot more jaded). This was about 6 months ago to the day almost, and each day it gets a bit easier. I've had my fair share of pitfalls in life and time seems to heal most every wound.","If you don't mind me asking, what were the red flags?"
some fetishes are just too much,This is the most disgusting thing I have seen in a very long time.
Who knew posting here would attract this gem of a creep?,"Yeah, I'm sure after seeing what ecstasy did to this guy you're just dying to try it yourself, aren't you, OP?"
Technically plateaus are the highest form of flattery,I hate to butte in....
You forgot Sirius's Q.,"Wait, he's completely invuln when countering?"
Cam has got to be hurt for them to avoid the sneak 3 straight plays,Yeah I am more worried about cam than carr because cam looks beat up carr just hurt his pinky and will be fine
"mallninjas could never be vegans, they could never part with their delicious doritoes","Spicy sweet chili doritos are vegan, and the best kind of doritos."
I have an '02 tundra with the 3.4 v6. It that a good engine? Haven't seen many for sale much over 200k miles. Had a '67 land cruiser with the 236(?) That I really liked. Would go anywhere.,The v6 will last to 400 xxxkm
And pretty much harassed her in the process which is just kind of proving her point. Smh,But... but... but... MEMES!
He sees twice as good in the comics,Plus I doubt he got randomly ID'd in the comics.
"Yeah, you...entirely missed the point of the article. Good show. It's more an issue of the bar not properly managing their patrons. The Islamic center doesn't care that people are drinking, they care that their property is being littered on/puked on by the bar's customers.","This is the city's issue, these people are doing this stuff off of the bars property and therefore out of their responsibility, have the city send some patrol cars there for a few weeks.... heaven forbid we have some police presence do more than crack down on speeding."
"What do you think, need this on your car?",Just buy rain-x at canadian tire for 1/2 the price.
"Ah okay. It really makes it sound like Schumer was the one breaking the news. Why is he issuing a statement about this anyway? At first I thought he was proposing some legislation to control fares or something but nope, it's just him talking about overhead bins.",Because it's a lot easier to issue statements than it is to actually propose legislation to rectify the situation ;)
two non girlfriends..? what kind of fuckery...?,side hoes
"50,000,000 natives died through european colonialism in the americas but that was fair capitalism because by trading for the blankets they signed a contract that said they were okay with getting smallpox also that was a long time ago so it was REAL capitalism",Natives violated the NAP because they dared to get infected with smallpox from hard working europeans.
"A question about sex and relapse. Picture this scenario: You and your partner are having sex. But before you ejaculate, you pull it out of her. You then use your own hands to ejaculate your penis. Is this considered a relapse, eventhough you were just having sex a moment ago?","You're still having sex with a partner, that doesn't change just because you pull it out and rub it out."
I feel like we can go deeper.,"I'll leave that to the ants, thanks."
Those people are more federalists than libertarians.,"libertarians as a tactic support decentralization of decision making What this results in is federalism, then localism, and finally individualism."
Justice Department Deploying 500 Election Monitors in 28 States Tuesday,DOJ sending observers... this fills me with much confidence
"Human skin can weigh up to 10 pounds, that's a weight class right there. Of course that probably is going to make the ground game...difficult.",Also every part of the game
Shower thought: Is each Ryze rework him finding another rune and becoming more powerful? His ult used to just make him walk fast but now he can teleport loads of people and stuff.,"Next rework: Ryze has found the duplicitous Fake-out rune - when you ult, you disappear IRL for the next 10 seconds, and Faker briefly plays your account for you."
Congrats! But...76k gamerscore and haven't fully completed any games until now?,Yeah I have a lot of games that I sadly lost interest in :(
"Lol the Crock-Pot is clutch. I use it often. My biggest concern with the diet is how truthful are people. The stats show with science that strict appliance of the diet for a length of time shows more positive results than negative. I've had good responses on here from people who say it 100% changed their life, others say it did nothing for them. I'm just curious of the people who say both things is how strict were they, for how long, etc. Etc. There are many variables but from the children's at Seattle hospital they had real results which showed that diet alone played as good a treatment as medication. People got to remission as often and just as quickly. Yes, there were a few cases 10-25% that were unaffected by diet... But as any treatment plan, there will be the unaffected)",Well if it works for you it doesn't matter what anyone else says :)
The Scourge is visually bugged with marauder in off-hand,literally unplayable
You are just not tolerant to other cultures and religions!,So intolerant!
"This is DVD, a promo for the new technology that was included on VHS movies at the turn of the century",My first DVD was The Matrix.
"Sorry about that, I think I pocket replied cause I was looking at this thread and had to put my phone up really fast (dr office). Wasn't trying to be rude or whatever that direct quote implied.",Dw about it
Who do you suspect is that someone? (Serious question),"Maybe China wants to show the US's weak response, and the last weeks of the Obama admin is a perfect time to do it?"
What a complete lack of effort. Probably just took one texture and applied it to every object.,You're damn right I did
Does it count as a concession speech if you just sob conspiracies about rigging and apocalypse into a microphone?,Them it's just a visor
"No national news org will call a state before it's polls close. It might be 'in the bag' before then, but nobody will call the entire race until enough states are closed and called.",Oh yeah that would never happen.
Pineapple and ham pizza,It's called a Hawaiian Pizza.
Thank you!,Thank YOU
I mean it is the only card named Bogle in the game. If Bogles are a type of beast it makes sense to just use that instead of inventing a new useless creature type for ever 1-of card.,QUIT STEPPING ON MY DREAM OF BOGLE TRIBAL!
"I'm going through the process now. I've been tempted to ask if I can get a direct line of communication to the UW. Not to help my loan get pushed through per-se but to ask them questions about their process. What a day in the life, is for a UW. Very interesting work.",A good LO can tell you.
Definite sting,"Yeah, we're gonna have to take points off for that, the semen isn't at the proper holding temp."
"These are my favorite animal, they're so intelligent. Smarter than dogs, as someone else mentioned. Seeing this is just sad.",Dog is good loyal pet... Octopus would murder you in your sleep and take your girl.
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat,So this is what it's like to finally see
What are you getting on Black Friday/Cyber Monday? Just planning on getting some shoes and a few games on Xbox. Buying everything online then going to the bar... screw going to stores.,Laid
Future Secret Military Weapons,Well it ain't secret no more.
Charles barkley isn't a rapper though,That's what makes it an analogy...
"What is worse is that I just read an article (CNN I think but can't remember for sure) that was saying the only reason people are voting for Trump is because Hillary is a woman (allegedly) and people are too sexist to vote for a woman still. If there is a god, can these 2 candidates get a little bit of wrath thrown on them? I'll take even a mild smiting. Maybe a meteor hits the next debate.",GIANT METEOR 2016
Just noticed that the logo octane doesn't have a spoiler...,I thought it was Zippy.
"I don't even have a PC (yet). And there are some games that I'd rather play on my PS4 even if they are on PC. Why? Because maybe I feel like it, or maybe the players of that game are less toxic on PS4. But at the end of the day, PC is objectively better, which is what this sub is about.","Then what's with your flair, don't lie about your specs, that's heresy"
Why do you believe that?,Haven't you heard that Hilary rigged the election?
Why don't they just get a state issued Id or drivers license like most people? Why would someone over 18 not have one?,I know plenty of people who can't afford cars and never bothered to get a drivers license.
"If you saw a 'Top Guitarists of All Time' list, what guitarist would have to be on it for you to take it seriously?",Joe Satriani or Steve Vai.
"Johnson is in the closet, right?",He's letting the free market decide that one.
"Difficult situations make good people shine, and bad people wilt.",and now both are all allowed in
The security goons responded to non-violent direct action with violence. If I have a no trespassing sign on my property it doesn't give me the right to do whatever I want to anyone who enters.,Actually...
And then they wonder why they are losing viewers by the second..,Because tens of people like you are gathering at a bar to watch the game which only accumulates for one viewer?
Thanks alot!,"Np , that'll be one crate please."
Your friend has no idea what he is talking about.,"Yeah, I'm sure."
A classic Fallout 4 find.,"I'm doing a slow survival playthrough and I'm reading every single terminal entry I can find, there are a ton of hilarious ones out there!"
Reality Check: No assassination attempt,WRONG.
So culture imitates advertisements. Who would've guessed.,Love imitates art.
For only $295 ill change your bum life,Tree easy payments of $99.95.
"Surely tech has progressed past that? Or at least, it *could* progress past that? Hair's really fine, I'm sure you could compress it and form a seal or something.",Better safe than sorry.
Cameron Carter-Vickers starting for Tottenham Hotspur today in the EFL cup,"We won't really be able to cap him until March at least, but I hope we can get him cap-tied at some point, kid's a monster."
BEST XMAS EVER,Now go out and chop down a Christmas tree!
Amazing.,Thanks!
Resigned or re-signed?,"I was confused too, I kept thinking the voice doubled down on this guy and extended his contract amidst the controversy."
"The justice system. You so funny. Are you not familiar with the political system in the US? If you are, in what political context during political races of any size(from national to local) is there an opportunity to vote for a candidate based on such a specific issue? In what races do the press keep the public informed of all the stances of the candidates?","Well, I don't know much about this"
"This comment chain is about dangerous quackery, is it not?",2edgy4me
why no one picks him up to better team?,German scene doesnt have any better team
Still harping about Lucic's hit on miller from years ago,"Yeah, the FO told him to do it, better keep hating us."
What If I currently play civ v vanilla and enjoy it?,Well fuck you buddy!
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"Hey, Ted Nugent's junk is solidly for Trump.",I thought his junk was a blue state.
well that was fun.,Sexfart!
The guns are scary and all but how about that stitch pattern on the leggings!,Welcome to Austin.
"Uh, yeah, don't see a video.",Wrong link
Out Riding! Notice a Trend?,What am I looking for?
"Crabtree Helmet When I was watching the game last night, the chat erupted with take a shot and take a drink when Crabtree lost his helmet. Where did that meme originate and why don't I know about it?",he's lost his helmet multiple times this year
You're justifying trading our star PG and second best scorer (who is still young in terms of NBA minutes in his career and on a team friendly contract cap wise) for a guy that didn't make the 15 man roster. Ok.,just saying man i never said i wanted him traded tho
KAT mimics D'Angelo Russell while wearing his jersey,"Already leaving Minny for the better young team, I see"
DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,Wake up
"What are some things you dislike about Gears of War 4? I've been checking in on this sub since the game released. There a couple things mentioned in the comment sections but for the most part I can't see anything bad about the game. Which is really good, obviously, but I haven't bought into it yet since the last gears. I played the beta and really enjoyed it. I didn't like the lack of character customization in versus. Is that still a thing?",The latest patch
It's the answer to everything pretty much. How do I beat this Arena team? - speed on mods. How do I do more damage in raids? - speed on mods. How do I do well at Tournament? - speed on mods. ;),forgot the
"Vyvanse is too chill... So I've taken adderall before and I love it. I love that you can't control how focused you are you just are. However, I recently bought some vyvanse off a friend and I've been taking 40 mg every week or so and I get a totally different feeling. I feel as though I need to focus on focusing which just ends up making me insanely anxious and after doing that for a while I just chill in bed and play some whale trail. Does anyone else experience a lack of focus and a desire to just chill out and feel the high if you know what I mean?",Take 60mg you will do your homework for the rest of the semester and it will feel like 5min
#NAME?,"Tried every 4 letter city on maps and looked for a river, then searched for the orange roof"
If I see another Tumblrina say they were literally shaking...I will literally shake,I think we should try to harness the shaking as an alternative energy source.
Man grabs a sign that has electricity running to it.,"That dumbass just learned that when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes."
"Oh, then it's even more hilarious","Yes, it's totally awesome how so many people are apparently going to voting based on ignorance."
All guys are good at physical activities and heavy lifting. Why would they need anyone's help,"I don't know about you, but I can easily lift a piano in one hand while carrying my car in the other."
The Latest: Trump revives 'Pocahontas' slam on Warren,Cause why not go out with some class?
See I feel like as a Jets fan you expect to lose more than win. Vikings get your hopes up by going 5-0 and then crush those hopes with a 4 game losing streak.,I've just given up hope.
"Sir? Permission to leave the station. For what purpose, Master Chief? To give the covenant back their bomb.",Which one was this in?
"New photo of Kris Kobach, who is being considered for Secretary of Homeland Security, meeting with President-Elect Trump subtly leaks suggested plans on how to BUILD THE WALL!!! RAPID BUILD",Hope it's all 2000 miles of BRICK!
"Yeah pretty sure the yakuza still has guns. And Japan is a different culture then the US they didn't start off with the same number of guns we have. If you were to out law guns tomorrow there would be millions that would need to be confiscated and I guarantee that you won't get them all. Hell I personaly know a few ways to preserve firearms and store them where no one would find them. I actually have one of these shtf caches set up with some food a gun and ammo and unless I tell you, you will never find it.",Cool Story Bro
Wife scares the crap out of our cat,"Jesua christ, switch that cat to decaf!"
Of course the Mexican is the sneaky flanker that beats barriers,Your casual racism is funny.
You know why nothing was done in the 8 years Obama was in office? Because Obama has politicized everything he has ever done. He overestimated his political karma the first two years in office and got blasted in the midterms. He's been punching above his weight ever since.,And it has nothing to do with the outright political obstruction at the federal and state level.
"so in otherwords, I just got head for *head*.",Honestly I was expecting it to be like 40$
"its super weird. I would LOVE to give the NHL my money so I can watch leafs games. But since I live in the GTA even if I paid for their service, I wouldn't be able to watch leafs games, they block them out.","Gamecentre LIVE is $200, Rogers paid $5.2B for 12 years (equivalent to 2.2M Gamecentre LIVE subscribers per year) and you wonder why NHL prioritise local TV?"
"Bakit sa militar at kay marcos nagagalit mga tao at hindi sa komunista? Yung mga pinagpapatay, tapos mga biglang nawawala karamihan doon eh hindi naman biktima ng militar, mga alagad ito ni joma sison and the komunistas ang gumagawa nito upang pabagsakin ang gobyerno noon. Lalo na yung mga biglang nawawala alam ko ito at nabiktima kamag anak namin sa probinsya NPA pala nag abduct tapos tumakas lang sila sa bundok. Sinisi ng mga komunista ang gobyerno pero sa totoo sila naghasik ng lagim ang dami pang pinagbobomba nitong mga demonyo na salot. Yung mangilan ngilang tinorture ng militar karamihan naman doon mga may koneksyon din sa npa kagaya ni colemnares na hanggang ngayon komunistang komunista pa rin. Tapos nagalit pa na bakit daw kinontrol ang media eh malamang kokontrolin iyan kasi magkakagulo talaga sa bansa pag hindi kinontrol habang martial law papalabasin ng media na masama ito magkakaroon ng civil unrest. Mabuti sana kung mga matinong communist party ang hahawak ok lang kung sa ussr kesa usa naging ka alyado basta yung mga katulad nila fidel castro sana eh kaso mga bulok naman sila joma sison tapos ginamit pa mga moro at lumad kaya dapat lang talaga na hindi hayaang mag takeover ang mga yan. Gago ka joma sison at mga kaliwa kayo ang sumira sa Pilipinas! dapat sa kanila kayo magalit at hindi kay marcos!","before martial law was declared, the communists were still numbered in few hundreds and could still be quarantined but FM's admin managed to royally fuck up even when US was involved in combating them."
Kanye to wear Carson Wentz jersey in next music video.. confirmed.,How can you be so INT-less?
Genius is NOT an adjective.,You must be fun at parties.
No. Just no. Knowing everything truly means you understand less than the person who understands he knows nothing.,But when I knew nothing I thought I understood everything.
Another friend int Android and you don't need to use items,Thanks for the tip
In 2x: I love holding hands and kissing my wife when an obvious basic bitch has activated her desperate slut mode.,I had to destroy that feeeemale in order to save it.
Bruh don't get my hopes up,Just expect a first round exit and anything better will be a pleasant surprise.
Josh Sitton signs 3-year deal with the Bears :(,I guess its time to dust off the old pitchfork
And...,Wait who are you again?
"This is the rare Diamond Pepe: it only appears every 20,000,000 memes. Upvote for good luck in 2017!!","I swear, if I'm bamboozled again......."
I think you're thinking of kangaroos again.,Oh Joey
Texting While Driving. I see people doing that and I just want to throw something at their car so at least they'll look up at the road.,Or putting on make-up
DOPELORD - Acid Trippin',This is one of my favorite songs.
"Ok, and therefore what?",Therefore the victimless crimes are a minority of arrests.
Are they? Please tell me they are. Please tell me Survivors will actually have to think about which perks to use.,"Sprint burst, Self care, Decisive strike is still gonna be must have for most part"
What was his gamertag? This happened to me as well.,gotti2323
"A 2D square has 4 vertices, 4 edges and 1 face. A 3D cube has 8 vertices, 12 edges and 6 faces. How many vertices, edges and faces does a 4D hypercube have? What about an n-dimensional hypercube--is there a formula?","One moment, pulling out the expansion of (x+2)^(n)."
"Is there any aid work I can do in my own country? You always hear of people going overseas to places like Nepal and African countries for foreign aid missions (eg things like Habitat for Humanity, Antipodeans Abroad). This is a very noble cause of course and I don't want to put them down at all. But I was wondering if there was anything of the like I can do in my own country. I know there's plenty of issues with homelessness, foster care, and Indigenous & rural health care, so I want to lend a hand where i can. If anyone could point me in the direction of some good organisations, that would be great!",I take hugs as an act of charity :'(
"Crows is great to use throughout Crystal, but easily gets stomped on in Masters+. I've run this base with maxed TH9 defenses and Masters+ is filled with TH10s and/or TH9s with warring-like armies -- easily crushes this base.","I use a variant of it in Masters 1. been here for months and months, Valks stomp it, but only one in ten attacks are valks."
Are they not native English speakers? Their grammar is horrendous.,TEST BIAS MAN
I work in a lab. Sometimes it gets lonely. I recreated one of my colleagues out of his personal protective equipment when he stepped out to catch a lecture.,You literally made him angry.
I don't think that they know where Australia is in relation to China. They are calling us westerners.,Please be
Who did you idolize when you were 10?,Princess Leia
"If babies were ninjas, their secret weapon would be their sharp nails. Those things can rip your skin with one swipe!",But it's nothing compared to the teeth of a two year old.
"Favourite books set in Northern Ireland? Any good books set in Northern Ireland? I'm a avid reader but I've read very few set here, aside from FATLAD which I enjoyed and Colin Batemans novels. I'd like something modern/post troubles.",'The one that flew over the peace wall' 'Capture the flag' (City hall edition)
ViaBTC at 13.4% in the last 24h? WTF?!?,"From the other sub... Supposedly, ViaBTC took a lot of their mining equipment offline to move it, and it is now returning to operation."
"Whoa, there. Nazis have feelings too. *sadpepe.jpg*",reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg
HOUSE BILL #4093: An act mandating the authentication of online and social media memberships in the country through registration of their accounts using any valid government-issued identification and/or barangay certificate,good luck with policing the internet po.
What is your most interesting possession?,My girlfriend.
Lara Croft cosplay,if you look hard you can see the brazzers logo smudged out
Eric Stein vs Vanessa So as far as I know these two are the only survivors of a well executed backdoor plan. Which of the two was the most impressive save?,"Kryssie, she survived the backdoor twice"
'Zenji' is the arabic word for the N word GG,Gotta watch out.
What about the tank tracks,"Whoops, totally forgot about that"
This is what tilt is made of.,sweet tilts are made of thiiiiis
"If you could choose 2 commentators to call every game you watch, who would you choose? Technically it could be all time or current commentators. I was thinking currently, and I was thinking Collinsworth and Gruden",Verne and Gary
Sometimes the policy is sexist. It increases costs and increases time required for treatment too. The last thing this country needs is more waste in our medical system. Ans it's sexist because in all the times I've been examined by a woman no one's ever offered me or required a chaperone,"You absolutely shouldn't force people to have them, but when it comes to vagina exams you should probably be offered a second person regardless of sex"
There no God but God Emperor,And kek is his prophet.
2mortyirl4meirl,Come watch TV?
"With Obama's signature, U.S. religious freedom law now protects atheists","I never have felt belittled or discriminated as an atheist even when ive seen countless acts of violence and hate directed toward atheists, but I have to say this feels good."
Improved Tamriel 2016 US Election Map,"we will build a wall, and valenwood's gonna pay for it"
Or you know...USADA. no one's been saying it after his performance but I'm just throwing it out there as a plausible reason.,I think the double weight cut was a factor
I have only had him for a few hours and it has started,God i need one of those badly.... but first need a house where one could live xD
They are privately funded here?,what?
So why do we care about the debates?,"Huge exposure, 'libertarianism' skyrockets on Google search."
A white guy and a black guy in a video and you're really asking which one consumes the animal porn?,"Let's be fair though, anyone can enjoy some good animal porn from time to time."
That's called being smart.,"What some call smart, others call self-dealing, others still fraud, who are we to judge?"
"Builds that clear 100% breach monsters all the time... It seems in this league that if you want to reach all the loot and take everything that the breach has, you need a build that can clear fast and hard and maybe with a lot of AOE damage...So...what do you think guys are those builds atm that can give you that goal? ...",I have seen a video with Vaal Cyclone which did something that could be described as almost clearing it.
"It does I think, I'll know for sure when I get home if it's still in my inventory. I plan to keep it and see what happens when you have 25 key items in your inventory at once eventually :)",Fairly sure it just expands out into more pages as it needs to.
"Can Prince Malchezaar add duplicate legendaries to your deck? If so, he could add another Patches and reduce RNG even more!","Prince Malchezaar follows deckbuilding rules, so no duplicate legendaries or legendaries from other classes."
Do you mean Swedistan?,"Ofc not, I meant United Caliphate of Cucknada."
Yre really bad at shittalk,Nice one!
Idris Elba as dumbledore? Hmmmm I could see that,"They made Hermione black in the broadway production, why not Dumbledore as well."
Lord Glover confirmed to return in season 7,I swear to the Old Gods they better have him yell DAKINGINDANORF like they did with Robb every time they charge into battle
"Pre-Season Exhibition Scores Anyone want to contribute a list of exhibition scores or just add your school's score in this thread. Not sure if there is any site where one can see all the scores listed (if there is let us know!) so was hoping to list some scores here. Also, feel free add those secret scrimmage scores if you know any! Fresno State 76 Cal San Bernadino 69 Oregon State 96 Corban 58 Eastern Washington 80 Saint Martins 69 Harvard 78 MIT 63 1st Game Arizona State 52 Weber State 34 2nd Game Arizona State 47 Weber State 44 Grand Canyon 88 Adams State 83 Washington 109 Western Washington 103 Washington State 78 Carroll College 70",Notre Dame 119 Mercy 58 Notre Dame 103 Catholic 48
Muista kana.,Mites kalkkuna?
"Hi I have the pokerus, does it have eggmoves?","No, sorry"
An edit I made that I'm actually fairly proud of: Funtime Bowser!,We gotta keep Funtime Peach away from him.
If you could only pick 3 Vive games.... and that's all you could play...what would they be? For me: Smashbox Arena. Lazerbait (simple but keep coming back to it) and Quivr (not getting any love at the moment but it'll make up for that when the full game is released i'm sure).,*Onward *Rec Room *Project Cars
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother,for you
Today is for our children.,Think about the children!
Yeah people seem to be missing that this is probably some kind of student housing. When I was in the dorms I'd get knocks from people and have to explain they were probably at the right room but the wrong floor.,"I've lived in dorms, Never had this issue."
Technically he was right though - there are no bus drivers making 90k base...,"Hes absolutely right, I was just putting the number for it."
If you don't believe the earth is flat then you believe you come from a stone. You can't possibly believe a stone turned into a fish that turned into a monkey that turned into you. Have some sense. I don't even believe in a bible but if I did I would choose dianetics because at least that makes more sense than evolution.,Obvious troll is obvious.
They said it should be illegal to display a partisan message at a polling place but isn't that what they do when they wear trump shirts?,"You can wear whatever you want, however the officials at the polling place aren't allowed to."
C'mon take a walk on the wild side. But seriously I've been replaying Skyrim and forgot how stupidly easy it is to die sometimes. So I've been re-learning the value of saving often.,I think I had like five or six on Oblivion ha
So people are pirating Sun & Moon...,I can taste the salt.
Why was the Toy Chica in the night 3 minigame missing its beak?,What game.
Haha you didn't say natives you said white natives. Don't try to run away bud,(((implying that whites aren't the **real** native americans)))
It's not needed but it'll be way easier to organise.,"I have installed Mumble now, I will be there before the game."
"Come on now, that's barely even snow.",say the guy with the flag of Scania
"Bert is our first true Subreddit Meta. Be proud, boys! We need a Bert skin, maybe just a 11 year old child who just runs off when hung? Hanging a child would definitely put the PEGI rating up..",Pedophile scumbag
"Dude it's not even just the media. Head over to r/Habs, one loss and there are so many people losing their shit. Even after winning the next game people still shit all over everything, Something about this team brings out the most sensational of cynicism in a LOT of fans. There are certain posters there who post 90% negative comments, even when the team is 10-1-1. They point out who's terrible, how the coach is terrible, how Price is being praised too much, how the GM is an idiot, and of course continually bring up The Trade. It's just mind blowing.","The Trade: Roy for Thibault, right?"
Google allo. Next google+?,I use an iPhone SE...But I'm sure whatever all is it will improve over time unlike Siri.
"This is a solely personal, petty move to try and humiliate these girls. It's boggling my mind that anyone can claim this is a good game move. It automatically makes Shelby and Morgan the root for underdogs, and puts a fire under their butts to gun HARD for HOH. A woman scorned is a real thing, and Danielle should especially know better if Jason doesn't.",Let's be honest Cryssey has been the root for underdog all season long that is why America has not nominated her
He was in the olentangy environmental control driveway which has a Powell address in Delaware.,That is outside the line indeed but if he was parked there with his laser pointing south into his jurisdiction as it's right there and you were traveling north it's fair game as it occurred in his jurisdiction.
Everytime i try to be friendly with someone online,What forum was that?
"at least it isnt striped... besides I like to use random kits as its more fun imo, got the club badge to show my support for the toon tho","My team names THE RAFALUTION this year, change my kits all the time, put the maroon and blue classic kit on every now and again"
"Youre an aussie? Every aussie and kiwi I know is pro trump! Haha but don't worry about your fellow classmates, you are learning an important life lesson of following your beliefs. As a Canadian, I'd love to see the US, Britain, Canada and Australia all on the same page of restoring national pride and throwing a big FUCK YOU to globalism.",#Based Anglosphere
"I was dating this Jewish guy for about a month and everything was fine, but I started having my doubts because his personality was too strong. Then one day we cross paths with a couple in another car (Caucasian man, Asian woman) and then he said Look, he has a pretty little Asian thing in the passenger seat too. And then I stopped seeing him.","I can't believe you would give up a guy like that, who doesn't love being called a thing?"
"Millennials of reddit, why do you hate shopping malls?",lmao i cant buy kush at a shopping mall tho
There should hopefully be a lot of new money & opportunities in the system soon. Good luck!,Thanks dude.
"He went so far as to describe how he'd kill journalists, he's obviously put some thought into it.","Yup, that should be enough for the jury to lock them up."
"Sorry to hear about the knees. Agreed; Rugby does have a fierceness to it. Old Australia used to wonder why all the protection in Gridiron; new Australia knows Gridiron players are giants. On steroids. On Meth. Who's cat just died. :D Aussie rules, is more technical than League though, and many would argue more of a well-rounded athletic and strategic sport, similar to Basketball.","Aren't the rules for Aussie pretty much somebody has a ball, get him and you aren't allowed to catch the ball unless you are on somebody's shoulders and no wimps allowed?"
You dont have to play it with VR you know....,"I know, that wasn't really what I meant... In order to have a full VR experience, the game must be built from scratch with that purpose in mind... Tacking on VR on a game not specifically built for it, in my opinion, results in lower quality for both audiences."
What can't a Hydraulic Press crush?,The power of love
I member.,Are you Pepperidge Farms?
Maro has been asking how we feel about Foil Commanders in the 2016 product on his blog. How does this subreddit feel? I've been shocked at the responses he's gotten pertaining to the inclusion of foil commanders in the product this year. A lot of people being vocal about wanting non-foils. I'm so thankful that they've started releasing the commanders in foil and I guess I expected that to be the popular opinion. So what do you folks think? I'm going to be so disappointed if they go back...,They make it slightly harder to read the card at a distance.
"Got a UPS tracking number, it's currently in transit in LA.","Mine shipped last night, is currently in Ontario California (it says Ontario, CA, US and I don't think UPS thinks Canada is in the States) but says I should have it on Monday, so I'm pretty excited."
"What Films from the imperium do we know about? As diverse as the worlds of the imperium seem to be i dont recall ever reading about fictional films being shown to imperial citizens. Dead Men walking mentions newsreels so there must be cinemas but that seems to be about it, anyone have any examples of a hollywood/bollywood style film in a 40K story?",Seems like that'd make an interesting lead-in for an Ordo Chronos story.. an Arbites raid finds illegal copies of _Saga_ _Of_ _The_ _Ultramarines_ _8_: _Enter_ _The_ _Spiritual_ _Liege_ when Ultramarines 2 is only now in production.
Leaf rendered on xbox one,In minecraft
Bills only had 10 on field for CMike TD run,Stupid refs god damn
That's the ending of an app file. It's basically a Zip file. check your iTunes. Under the downloaded apps section (if you sync apps you downloaded / purchased) you can see them and open them in finder as well. On your phone / iPad you won't see them.,"On your iPhone/iPad you *will* see them, in the form of all of your installed apps."
"Looks like BlackNuMetal, smells like teen spirit",Nothing more br00tal than rockin out in a squash court
We dont have any choice either. Our actions of locking him up were determined too.,"Unless we don't, in which case we were determined not to"
"WA Government to sell 51 per cent of Western Power, hopes to raise $11 billion - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)","Will this open the door for other energy providers, or will we stick with the one shitty option?"
vote trump you mexican scum we building a wall nigga,I'm going to vote to trump Trump
"It's not really fan made, he's one of the actual developers.","What, a developer can't be a fan of their own program?"
Downvoted to 8% in 25 seconds? Democrats sure care so much about election fraud until it's blatantly done in their favor eh? You guys are sick.,The FIX is in... :(
Como me copaban los ejercicios de estequiometria en la secundaria.,Es pura regla de 3 simples
"But where are the racist, homophobic, batshit-crazy and/or religious voters supposed to go?",The Social Conservative party?
"No they're not to me, American citizens should be given first priority regardless whether you're a foreign student legal or illegal.",A law like that would make the US look so stupid as if since we can't compete with other nations we'll just ban them.
Y'all don't have that already!? I live in backwards ass NC and they've been doing that for years!,My barber in socal has been providing beer for years.
I was hoping for the stadium to implode in on itself and there to be not a single survivor Edit : ok Larry Fitzgerald can survive but he chooses to play out his last year on the Hawks as a tribute to the entire dead cardinals team... And he doesn't count against the salary cap.... And we drop prich,"Seriously, PRich looked pedestrian..."
Photoshopped. Hillary is running!,This
"Whats the difference between Honors and major Comp Sci Title says it all, I'm just wondering for when I apply",You take honors if you want to get into graduate school after you're done.
Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley,"JFTR: Written by Leonard Cohen, covered by many."
"Tell me again about uneducated Trump voters. This FEMALE LEGAL IMMIGRANT voted to make NORTH CAROLINA great again, and I will put my Harvard degree against Hillary's any day of the week! MAGA!!!",Clearly those are forgeries just like Trump's Belichek letter
The water charges are a simultaneously a joke and not a joke. There are literally extra charges because they don't have enough money to pay their employees because so many people are conserving water.,Despite that fact that residential water use means jack shit when you are the largest agricultural state in the country.
Seriously. This was one election where other parties could have done really well. But I've listened to both Johnson and Stein and they're both loony. Johnson is loony in a pothead uncle who is funny but weird way. You'd never let him babysit your kids because he's just too spacey but he makes Thanksgiving fun every year. Stein is crazy in that old lady who lives on the corner and her daily paper is the Enquirer way. She scares all of the neighborhood kids and screams because you walked across the end of my driveway. I have a hard time believing that neither party could find anyone better suited than these 2 but here we are.,I love how you used evidence to support your ignorance
To be fair if they don't have HomeKit then it doesn't have an entire page in control center,"Yeah that too, so it shouldn't even bother them anyway."
"Tennessee vs Kentucky Time: 12:00 PM EST Channel: SECN Place: Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, Tennessee",Why wait then take the time out?
You are never too old,Definitely playing monster hunter.
Femalogician,Bitch is cheating on him
Dahnald. You must win. My future depends on it.,These just keep getting better
"Is it worth the credit sink to fit a T6 for Sothis runs? I currently have an AspX, fitted for exploration and have been using that for runs. I get about 6mil per run. I plan to do this for a few days, as since the beta I have only amassed 15mil :P. I already have a T6, don't think it's very upgraded though. Is it worth it?","I just upgraded from the T6 to the AspX and it has more cargo space and actually has some health to avoid dying horribly, so I'd stick with it"
[XGN] x420xTankG0dx?,The dankest of the dank
Were you able to get on PTS?,"No, because the PTS gameserver is down, which is why I was pretty sure an update was on its way soon, since the server status is usually up."
What's your current FIRST World Problem?,I only have 1 USB type c cable... Also everybody's phone in my house uses a different charger.
Dutch MPs vote for 'yes unless' organ donor register; the draft bill says everyone in the Netherlands will be considered a donor unless they specifically request to be taken off the list,Now Canada please.
Just getting more and more risky.,"He has UBHP, it's all good"
Your team's average face,ELI5: Why can't affirmative action be used to to include more whites in the NBA?
SaskPower Bills to Go Up for Customers,But the conservatives are fiscal geniuses.
Police deployed in Lucknow following reports of violence after petrol pumps refuse to accept Rs 500 and Rs 1000 currency notes.,Sadly the banks will also need security now.... for the next few weeks.
"Who is hiding behind all those Ts, CTs, griefers, good teammates, hackers, GEs, silvers...? What do you do? I'm a CNC milling machine programmer and operator.","Njrotc platoon commander by day, 3D printer operator by night."
"So lower level players cant get coins, great fking idea bro","Yeah because gyms are full of 100 cp pokemon, the amount of lvl 5 players killing these lvl 10 gyms to put their pokemon is such a common sight"
First 4 receivers all 1 yard blow the man in front how him.... that's crazy,Blow the man in front how him
GOTV Roundtable,Keep an eye out for concern trolls from other subs.
"What is the best way to trade up to a PS4 Pro in the US? All of this Final Fantasy XV talk has given me the itch to move up to a PS4 Pro. Short of independently selling my current PS4, what would be the best deal to snag the upgraded console?",MasterCard.
"Comedian Amy Schumer loses voice, postpones Ottawa show","Thanks, I didn't see the other two posts about this."
I don't think I can ask you anything without cringing.,Dont worry thats how most of my conversations go
Chick-Fil-A doesn't charge customers for ingredients that the customers don't want,"Yeah, but they hate the gays!"
"-Ska - Shrood + F0rest + gtr ??? Oh maaaan, I need new pants.",Last thing you want is stew or f0rest maining the awp man.
Looks like its still just a placeholder to me; we've already seen that particular artwork during E3.,Yeah the whole thing doesn't look final box art worthy.
"Well yeah, that's when the GOP miiiiight let us get a new Justice",Depends on the will of the people
I'm currently a senior in high school and I can tell you first hand that private schools teach a hell of a lot better than public schools because they pay the teachers more and the food is a lot better and you get more freedoms in private school,"I've been in private schools all my life and I don't think the teachers get paid more, but I agree that they're better schools."
"i was expected s7 to have a whole new opening,i was disapointed!","I'm hoping that they just didn't change it because we didn't know who died yet, and next week will be updated."
"So I'm interested in getting back into Airsoft after having not touched it since highschool. That was back in 08. Thing is, I've fired real guns since then, and I've been looking around and it seems that GBB rifles and pistols all push pass the 300FPS range which two of the local CQB locations near me limit at. (One of them goes to 350 but I'll aim for the 300 range just to be safe) I'd love to get a beauty like Cybergun's SCAR H, or some of the other SCAR Replicas, but those easily break the 300FPS, and again even more pistols I've looked at on the fly break it. So my question: Is there a way to power down a gas blow back? I saw a janky youtube video of a guy using compressed air for computer desk dusting instead of green gas, but I have no clue if that would end up doing damage to the gun. And if not do you have any recommendations for GBB rifles, or Pistols that fall into that range of FPS that would allow me to play local CQB locations while still getting the satisfaction of a fully working fire arm?","Npas is definitly the way to go, i was able to lower my WE apache(mp5) from 400+ to 330 fps and i could go lower"
It went very well. We've been happily married for 12 years.,Thanks for making us all feel bad about ourselves :/.
What is the craziest religion you can make up?,ISLAM!
"Well, that's enough Reddit for one day.","Don't lie, you'll be back... they always come back."
Rado Avalanche Ago Blackhawks Sota Wild Ass Stars,Big fan of Sota Wild and Ass Stars
"You sound like a prick then, garbage men do a very important and difficult job and probably do more for society than you.","More than the queen, too."
Voice Enable 0 Question,"it's a team game, use voice comms m8, it's annoying when people dont make callouts in the game, and if you say you have enough game sense to not have voice comms, then why are you gold 1/2 lol"
In the State personal freedom has existed only for the individuals who developed within the relationships of the ruling class.,I hate Donald Trump but Pence is worse and that's fucking depressing
Spoiler - Sun/Moon Possible Pokemon GO Compatibility,Ok but what's the Poke Pelago?
r/politics showing us why it's a laughingstock with this on the front page.,Still not as dumb as the_cheeto.
It's honestly more related to the player himself than anything else. There are master/challenger who get cheesed @lvl2 by Dekar even if they knew he was to hit the level 2 before them.,"yea lots of ppl get surprised when you hit 2 on first wave for w/e reason, but this guy was trying to tell me that you can just lv 2 cheese after killing the first melee on 2nd wave, which, past plat elo, never works unless you're facing a moron/not toplane main."
Blank Stare,Did I leave the oven on?
Pussy Pass Burned,What a silly cow
I find most young women make a lot of noise in the bedroom,"That's impressive, how does one go inside a window?"
"TV Ratings: LA/COL: 302k, NYRB/MTL: 245k, SEA/OKC: 195k, NYCFC/TOR: 135k",No bueno at all... especially for playoff games
"Seriously. This is getting out of hand. Savathun isn't *everyone*, ffs.","But...What if Savathun Is eris, pretending to be Ikora, who is actually the queen...I mean she is just tricking us...."
LPT: Don't have a shovel? Use a broom to sweep away the snow!,"um, only works if the snow depth is measurable in inches, not feet."
"No he's correct, the bolshevik revolution was both financed and led by bankers, whom are Jewish. They sent there man Leon trotsky into Russia to build the communist uprising with the red army, to kill the czar and slaughter Christians, thus creating communist Russia as oppose to czarist Russia. It's a fact.","Facts are not allowed here, you goddamn antisemitic bastard!"
Bolivia Announces Complete Ban On Rothschild Owned Banks,"Someone, quick, send some freedom and democracy to this poor country!"
But fuck our bridges and our power lines hanging from dead trees,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard!
"Things are always better when someone else picks up the tab. Plus, they have a nice warm climate.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard!
"Cleanse, detox? Oh you mean your kidneys and liver? I cant stand people who think it will magically lose them weight.","Well, you have to get rid of all of the chemicals in your body **somehow**!"
"I have an awful one. When I was in kindergarten, a racist family member told me that long ago there was a fountain to purify people. People came from all over the earth to travel to the fountain to bathe in it and become white (purified). When the black people arrived, there was only enough water left for them to dip the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet in the water. His racist ass told me that meant they were less than white people. I was so upset by this story, and I remembered going to school and running up to my best friend on the playground. I grabbed her hands, flipped them over and looked at the pink palms. I cried and told her that I was sorry as I hugged her. She just looked at me like I was crazy. Thank God I cut that racist out of my life when I was older. I couldn't imagine trying to poison a child's mind with that nonsense.",Was he by any chance a Mormon?
"Let's all remember the reason for this law. Its so that you can keep your ballot private. There were fears that people would force you to share your ballot with them so they could know that you voted the way you said you would. Either for money or intimidation. This doesn't violate the spirit of the law, only the letter. And while everyone is going to be up in arms about any potential laws being violated today, I really think people need to calm down on this one.",Are we sure his dad isn't intimidating him though?
you can duo demonic gorillas pretty effectively. one guy does 1 hp dh.,Yep they're probably the best thing to duo atm
"When I wander into my teenager's bedroom and see blackpeopletwitter memes and the occasional edgy comment, I usually amp up my shock and awe. If I can keep myself from laughing. I will bluster a little with, That is inappropriate! and he'll laugh at me because I'm very uncool. It makes my equally uncool son feel like a rebel. Then I'll tell him to do his homework and the balance of power is restored... sort of...",I wish I could see his face when he realises you're on Reddit and your name is VulvaAutonomy.
"Doing three weeks worth of Queens Wrath bounties and then getting two class items isn't fucking cool. I mean, come on. Just needed to vent.",Man my rank 3 just dropped a shitty exotic.
"because the EU, unfortunately, can't force the member states to give the EU the necessary capabilities.","Yet member states have the capability to, for example, pick them up near the Libyan coast."
Inertia* is a property of matter.,Is that really what it is?
"The new voter ID laws were implemented. While many people had no issue with them, the elderly, students, and poor African-Americans and Latinos often lacked the proper documents, money to acquire the proper documents, time off of work to get them, transportation to a place to get the proper documents, or any combination of those factors.","This is a load of crap, more like the Democrats couldn't just bus in random shill voters this time."
I hope it's a solid nerf.,You forgot the
What's a track star supposed to do when a DB is standing between him and the pass and knocks it down? Want to see me run to the football and back? Want to see me do it again?,I suppose I should've put the reddit sarcasm warning
The former,He's from the Houston area.. most likely sec or big 12
I mean I'd still have sex with a guy if I found him attractive and was in the mood and surely would with someone I'd be in a relationship with but I'm tired of just going out a hooking up with guys with such shitty personalities over and over again,It's amazing you discovered this in high school.
"Don't forget to pray for Donald. I know many of you 'pedes are secular atheists, and that's fine. But for the Christian centipedes, remember that it is God who appoints the rulers. It is his vote and his vote alone that we need to court. Please pray for Donald Trump. If Jesus himself is a nimble navigator, how can even the Crooked One defeat us?",I hope my prayer gets overseas in time :v)
There's going to be a lot of anger around here at this rate when this team is contending and good prospects down the road can't crack the line up and are used as extras. Frankie is unlucky due to the Leafs injury luck.,As long as worse players aren't being used instead I don't think people will care as much
sorry why are dicks flying around?,because it provokes the viewers and makes them think about sexuality and art
No! Stop it! You don't say that about Becky! She's an angel! A hot sexy angel! Who might be into Asian women..... ....who might be up for some HLA.,Us Irish love the Asians.
Anybody know some jobs and careers associated with MMA?,ufc fighter
I got devil ray at 97 laff. You can do better than that bro,i maxed fishing at 46 laff u mad bro
If I were watching them at the same time my brain would just start mixing plots. Jon Snow is a host... Dolores is going to find dragons soon.,Well GRRM *did* have a meeting with the creators about a GoT themed westworld with robots playing characters from GoT.
5 8 is not a manlet. And get the fuck out of my sub normie.,I thought the general consensus to everyone is that below 6 feet is manlet territory.
Ty,Fuck off Melody
"No they won't hurt them more, those costs are passed on the consumer. It's foolish to think a business would just eat that loss. It would absolutely hurt us more.","Its on money being wired out of this country, targeted at illegal immigrants that are sending money home."
Z2 MORE Parkour!,if you could actually get cover thats waist high and you wont shoot it when firing... yeahh thatd be great :P
Every where I've seen says 10am/1pmest. Idk where everyone is getting midnight from.,Charlie Intel had a countdown that showed 12 AM Eastern
Scully cosplay,Very well done!
Royal Rumble Does anyone think they're setting up Sami Zayn as the underdog winner of the Rumble? Because I'd love to see him and Owens or Styles main event Mania!,What I've learnt about this sub is that 95% of people have a giant hard on for Sami Zayn and I can't quite work it out.
"What is the largest drop off in wins by a team between two season? Sean McDonough brought up during tonight's broadcast that the Panthers are undergoing a historic collapse from 17 wins last season to being on pace for 6 wins this season. Is this actually a record? What is the largest win differential between two season for an NFL team, positive or negative?",2000-2016 bills what happened lol
It makes perfect sense if you want to introduce elements of chaos to justify sweeping gun bans in the future. You can bet your top dollar one of these bastards is going to shoot up the place and libtards will blame the 2A.,remove liberal.
Trump: I would have 'far less reason to tweet' if I was covered accurately,Correction: He would have far less reason to tweet if he wasn't such a degenerate.
Computer software can be called engines.,I'd like to see you take id-Tech 6 for a ride around the neighbourhood.
"The answer would still be the same. Even if it were 5 machines doing their own part. The total time takes 5 minutes. Making each machine take 1 minute, average. So it would still take 100 machines 5 minutes to make 100 widgets. A set of 5 machines make 5 widgets in 5 minutes. 20 sets of 5 machines(100) take 5 minutes to make 100 widgets.","Obviously not the intention of the question, but you could organize the machines assembly line style to do the whole task in less than 5 minutes, depending on the widget manufacturing process."
The English dub of Super will call it Super Saiyan Blue. The Japanese version already refers to it as Super Saiyan Blue and has since at least the U6/U7 tournament.,Goku calls it Super Saiyan Blue when he transforms against Frieza.
"Wait..what did I miss, what is in beta atm?",The Alpha.
Most police fatalities are from car crashes. Which is in no small part due to the fact that its common for police to not wear their seat belts,"So, proving my point..."
URGENT: Why we need to get this Texas Elector replaced,Didn't Trump express condolences the say of the OSU attack?
Our waifus are better than theirs.,Sadly LoL managed to get the Japanese artists to make doujins.
"I've never seen a Death Hound in the game, where can I find them?",Dawnguard quests
Found Jack the Ripper.,Found Rasta Pasta IX
So sorry i forgot man. When i get home ill help and i think i need help with a tradeback too,"Let me know when you're home, I'm on now"
"It's pretty cool *Community*'s best episodes were either bottle episodes like this one, or all-out no-holds-bar big budget ones like the paintball wars.","I rewatch the four paintball episodes and lava floor, along with asscrack bandit all the time."
Vote today,10-May
To reduce the amount of wall smacking during the night when you can't find the light switch. They all light the same bulb.,"isnt it one for the balcony, one for the corridor, one for the room ?"
lmfaooooo wtf is this. How you get this info fam,Your use of fam is cringy
American's surprising view on Social Inequality,"Where the writer says if you are poor, you are happy and you aren't concerned about income inequality, the writer doesn't mention that barely being able to pay for rent, food, and transportation doesn't generate worries about income inequality because, being that poor even while working full time generates worries first about survival."
New Metro game teased,Looks more like fallout to me
"You want physical and cloud storage. Dropbox, Google share, multiple forms of physical. Make many copies of CDs and hard drives. Redundancy is key.","Specifically, at least one physical copy with the lawyer soon as it's made."
"Can confirm, am not real.",I on the other hand
"Is it still trending though ? A lot of my friends used to play pokemon go, now it seems most of them stopped playing. I don't care two shits about that game. Never played it, never will.","Typical Bruneian hot stuff, it dies down as quickly as it surfaces"
I get SIMs from eBay. They're cheaper and don't require you to tell them your account information.,They are free at a corporate store.
You can't. You need a wifi connection to utilize wifi calling to allow you to text without signal.,he wants to save the 1 hour pass for later.
11 Year old me was a troll,How in the hell would you not remember what you put in there?
Ogodplease,Such as...PornHub :D
Mei! I Choose You!!,I GOT U MR PRESIDENT!
Remember those open carry laws can go both ways so they can carry their rifles like it or not.,The problem is less the open carry but more the open carry while hiding faces.
Americans defending their athletes to death. Sharapova also used substances for years due to medical conditions and everyone was on her like it was some grave crime. Substance was only added to banned list this year. Yet everyone said strip her of her titles Double standards,TIL that the rest of the world with shitty athletes are a bunch of sore losers!
Someone should arrest James here for stalking and voter intimidation.,But then you're rigging the election
What's the exact pricing on those? My phone isnt compatible but I was thinking of getting it for my ipad,$6 US in App Store $2 for Wacky Worlds $2 for Time Twister And $6 for the toolkit
"Speaking of, had one join a few days ago, talking about random crap with the game. He got killed twice right out of the gate on Overgrowth, had a little embarrassed laughter and then fucking disconnected.",Did you report them for leaving early?
Worst Omni units Discussion,Zenia
"Very similar experience last month. Congrats for us both, eh?",Yeah lol.
"I say, yes please",me2thx
"They both also love gold, its a match.",With all that gold they could easily make anime real!
"Eww, there are girls on the internet? I thought that was a myth",eww no girls need to stay in the kitchen where they belong
It's midnight right now I ain't touching that shit,It's worth for this story.
Get Ready!,I'm willing to sell my kidneys to get Elliott and Bosa.
"Yeah, but plot holes.",Many plotholes
Wich is precisely why Bernard could go on his own and Charlotte Hale and Lee Sizemore and Stubbs and a whole bunch of security guys!,"He can't prevent anyone to go there, but presumably he can influence them not to fix the cooling system."
It is moving but the camera guy is moving at a similar speed. Kinda like when your driving on the highway and cars going 80mph look like they're slow relative to you.,I know I forgot the
Jobe Watson has not handed his Brownlow Medal back to the AFL,"The AFL needs to take the current Brownlow design out of circulation to combat those red & black-market Brownlows floating around, just like the government will do with $100/50 bills :D"
"Don't be an asshole to the guy letting you into the bar So I work the door at a bar in my town on weekends. It's a pretty busy downtown area and on Saturday nights we check the ID of everyone that comes in, just to cover our own ass. So this 24 year old looking lady comes in and I ask her for her ID. She immediately goes on a tirade of do you know how old I am?! I explain that it doesn't matter and I have to check everyone's ID as that's our policy (along with the policy of almost every other bar in town.) so all her friends give me their IDs without any issue. Finally the angry one gets her ID out and touches it to my face and says see I'm fucking 30! And it's my birthday today! So I politely respond with that's nice. Maybe you should act like it. And she loses her shit telling me how much of a dick I am. And I told her she didn't need to come into the bar if she didn't want to. And she told me she'd be where ever she wanted to be. And this is where she is drinking. So she goes to the bar and I tell all the bartenders to make her wait as long as possible before serving her and then to only serve her once and cut her off. She stood at the bar for 20 minutes or so before finally getting a chance to order. She orders one shot and then goes to order a drink, the bartender responds with a smile. I'm sorry mam we are going to have to stop serving you. You appear to be to drunk. She freaks out and tells her friends they are leaving the bar. But the best part is all her friends were having a great time and didn't want to leave. So she ended up leaving by herself on her birthday. TL:DR. Don't Piss off the guys letting you into a bar. They have just as much say in whether you get drinks as the bartenders do.",It's called being a bouncer you stupid useless ogre!
Thanks guys! Would a 8350 be better value then the 9590?,Is Intel not an option?
"Bad and good don't exist when it comes to art. Also, many people saw Suicide Squad, but how many of them liked it ?",65% according to Rotten Tomatoes
"You definitely want to upgrade the CPU. I'd recommended an i5 in whatever model is in your budget. Also, get a K version and a capable motherboard if you want to overclock. You also might want to consider a new GPU, but that depends on your budget. A 1060 or r9 390 are good, fairly cheap ones. Again, completely depends on your budget.",rx480 also works here too
"Duterte said pinoys in America wala na yun, amerikano na yun What if Trump says something racist and kicks out none immigrant workers like OFW? :O",The immigrants would need a visa to get back here.
"What if instead of trolling... Dear Diehard Duterte Supporters: Here's a challenge: BE THE CHANGE! Instead of trolling people who points out the shortcomings of the current government leadership, why not be an agent of change. Pick up trash in the streets when you see them. Report street children to the DSWD to keep them away from drugs. Take pictures of illegally parked cars and send them to LTO. Follow simple traffic rules. Do not jump the queue at the MRT. Help that senior citizen to cross the street. Do not counter flow. Do not bribe if you get caught violating traffic rules. In short, do something positive everyday and be nice to everyone. If you are indeed 91% of the Filipinos who support the president, these small things will bring our country to new heights within three to six months.","Their beloved President himself admitted he won't change, why should they?"
How would this help the competetive scene of LoL in NA? Big orgs can just get the best of the rest (who are not in LCS) and form a Challanger team to prevent new orgs from haveing enough skill on the team to have a shot at prmo tourney. Does that mean we will get franchising in NA LCS?,"it is the way it works in everything else, example, real madrid has a B team on their 2nd division, (Call it NACS) that team can be the champion of their division but they cant reach LCS as long as real madrid is there."
Inside Area 51,Ayyy lil mayo
I just drive with them on all the time. If your lights are on it makes you much more visible to everyone else on the road... just like using your turn signals.,"As a BMW owner, Wtf is a turn signal"
"Leicester City, Chicago Cubs, Donald Trump. Goddamn, 2016.",brexit
"Surprise and delight One of my favorite moments since I started working at Starbucks happened the other day. A semi-regular customer changed her mind about her drink right after I finished writing the cup, so I turned around and threw it out. She gasped a little, and mentioned that she and her friend were collecting all the holiday designs. I offered to grab her the design of the one I threw out, but after getting a closer look she said she already had that one. Her: I know you have seven, and I have six. I can't find the seventh! Me: I think there's two of each size? So that would be six... except... WAIT! Do you have.... THIS?! I proceeded to hold out a short cup like it was a holy relic sent from God himself. She and her friend both gasped simultaneously, and completely lost it when I just handed it it her. Honestly one of my favorite moments I've ever had with a customer. (PS: I know we're supposed to have 13, but I've only seen 7 designs at my store)",Moments that gives me hope.
Do you guys have any experience with Digibank? Do you recommend it? I'll prefer an alternate atm card.,"Well, Sachin Tendulkar recommends it, and he got his account opened in 90 seconds, so well, there you have it"
"AB2lux+ boosted Terra, AB2lux+ Demyx, and a friend J+S with AB2lux+",which ones are guilted?
"I'm a noob at these kind of stuff, could someone explain what does that option do?",60hz tickrate on server side enabled.
The one thing I want added to MWR,OMA
Does America realise how horrified the rest of the world is by what you've done?,Half of us are equally horrified by what the others have done.
"A Trump supporter on social media or the public view would not only get attacked and alienated for saying they support Trump, but would oftentimes get death threats and people harassing their employers to get them fired. No wonder the polls were skewed.","You racist, sexist, misogynist, un-educated, FUCKING WHITE MALE."
Liberals will only want to go to white countries,But Donald Trump is the racist.
"Trump is a pig and a disgusting person. However, Hillary is a liar, a cheater, a failure as a senator and as Secretary of State. She's also changed her political stances back and forth. She's phony. She uses donation money for personal gain.","America's best,.. those 2 choices."
Many more lives were ruined then jobs created by the war on drugs.,I'd be curious to hear the speculation on how that would affect the unemployment rate should those people be free in the workforce.
"I think the point that people miss when others talk about Trump potentially not being a good President is that they don't *want* him to be a bad President (Okay, some might, but I'd argue they're in the minority) it's that he has yet to prove he has the capacity to *be* a good President. If in 4 years he's turned the United States around and it's become some sort of modern paradise then everyone's won. The problem stems from the fact that he hasn't show that he can do that. He hasn't proven he has the capability of doing that. He doesn't even have a plan. Between his cabinet picks and his past behaviour to how he handles himself in public and what he's already done as President-elect, he hasn't proven himself capable of putting the United States first, and doing what's best for his country over what's best for him. At best he panders and lies, and I fear for what might be his worst. Here's to the next 4 years, no matter what they are, they'll sure be interesting.",Just replace Trump with Clinton and your message is equally valid.
"Maintaining eye contact, I just can't do it",autism
To make Trump's election seem less legitimate.,If that's the extent of their mischief we can deal with that.
"Bernie bro, checking in.",Respect
Sinangag express tapsilog + special iced tea + tokwatbaboy + tapsilog pt2 + chilled taho,"oh this was my shit when I was working in Makati, would love to have this again soon"
"Megyn Kelly Gets Intellectually Sodomized (in Public) Little Megyn, being the dull impressionable tool she is, was playing--consciously or unconsciously--her part in the Clinton strategic plan. only problem was/is that she had somebody on her show that flipped the script on her. if you look back, hrc had the strategy in 2008 also. it's called Inevitability. the overlying strategic goal here is to construct, with msm participation, a suffocating atmosphere of hrc's clear path to victory and that all opposition is futile. in other words, barak obama and donald trump, should stop bothering her because she's going to win this thing, and the polls CLEARLY show this--and you're an idiot (like newt) if you don't know this. what newt did to her last night is going to leave some permanent scar tissue.",AOL article today tried to say she ripped into Newt... That's not what I saw lol
Do I need to pirate the game to get dx11? I have it on the windows store but it's completely unplayable on my gtx 780.,pirates getting the best version of the game as usual -__-
"Lmao you're fucking ridiculous, you can't make defense go through a SF? Is that why Kawhi has been DPOY and his team has lead the league in defense consistently? Are you on crack or just a hater?","Perimeter defender and rim protector are two different defensive positions, draymond can do both (partly because he's bigger/bulkier) but kawhi can only do the former."
"Truck plows into Christmas Market in Berlin, Germany","We really need to stop downplaying this with I'm so tired (of 2016), please stop, I want to get off this wild ride... At this rate 2017 is going to be the same."
"If these are the WURG commanders I'm vastly dissapointed... No super special interactions, just two pretty good cards (that could be rares) together that you can play at either time. I was really looking forward to having cards that had all four colours together and not a cheap way of forcing a deck out of it. Hopefully they'll have commanders that are all the colours they list!",Ludevic himself probably does something cool with Kondo though.
Can Bill O'Brien get fired by the Texans so we can take him back?,texans pls
I'm gonna just go ahead and believe u,that's exactly the sort of attitude more of which we need in this world.
Red and yellow make orange...,yes!
WAIT!! IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE IN THE FIRST PAGE...,MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
My nephew is waiting downstairs to scare me.,OP should go out the window and sneak up on the nephew.
"How does this pass inspection? In my state, bathrooms have to be clearly labeled with those standardized men/women bathroom signs. Plus don't women get pissed when a dozen drunk guys a night stumble into the ladies room and pee so over the seats?",Further up I think they have a separate door after these warning people.
oh thx,"And they both require original UPC, so no double dipping."
WHERE EVERYONE DRIVES IN ONE KART LIKE IN MARIO PARTY 9!,Don't give Nintendo any ideas...
"Fucking hilarious!!! Have fun dismantling all this shit again in 8 yrs, millennials.","I wouldn't say it's very funny at this point, regardless who voted for whom, and it won't be 8 years, it'll be much sooner than that.."
They played themselves so hard. Bernie could have totally beat Trump.,"Yeah, ok lol"
They are good at lovingly swallowing I have heard.,That's what their wives bf's say anyway.
Probably not. Trump is likely to win and can roll back Obama's executive order to have the DEA and AG ignore medical/rec states.,There might be a civil war.
"**FUCKING SHIT, HE'S CALLING OUT THE KENNEDYS**",I swear this dude would take on god... In a way he already has - the pope.
just played a level 9 rg at 3300 trophies nearly shit myself,I'm level 11 rg at 2800 trophies Sorry I suck
4 years? He's going to install 2-3 SCOTUS justices. They don't have terms.,Correction: PENCE is going to install 2-3 justices
"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump Rally in Cincinnati, OH 12/1/16",#**UNTAPPED POTENTIAL**
"Well, at least my capital will be a canal city.",When the Civ gods hate you...
"TIL In 2012, the Santa Clara County Registrar of Voters saved $90,000 simply by not giving out I Voted stickers on election day",After today they'll never have to again!
What is up with her hair?,The Cure is amazing
How the fuck are there so many half retarded flyover state voters to swing this election? Hope they're ready for 4 years of broken promises and perpetual disappointment. You're never getting your coal mining job back you WV idiot.,"This is exactly the reason why Trump won , maybe you should dedicate part of your time and money to secure the well being and prosperity of you fellow americans in the so called flyover states , given that their vote matters just as yours , arguably more given that they're swing states"
Hillary winning election in polls hurts her Just my thoughts. Her following may barely be motivated enough to actually vote. But if they keep coming out with polls showing her so far ahead they may not even bother voting thinking she will win anyway...kinda like me being from texas and think why vote because republican ways wins in texas,The last few days before they will turn them to Trump to draw them out.
"REDDIT, A US COMPANY, WANTS TO BLOCK THE SUPPORTERS OF ITS PRESIDENT FROM ITS FRONTPAGE #BULLSHIT #SPEZGATE",Maybe their corporate charter needs to be reviewed by a judge.
Fresh Cuck Tears at Clinton HQ Courtesy of CNN,Those poor vagina-voters: they wanted nothing more than to be owned by the most corrupt politician in American history and for their children to die in her needless wars.
"I don't want to celebrate Trump winning. I was hoping there'd be a Christmas Miracle and one of the third party candidates would pull the rug out from under both him and Hillary. Then again, I already knew that was hopeless.",The electoral system is too hostile to third parties.
"You did this DNC, it is your fault. Bernie would have destroyed Trump. You corrupt collusion gsve us an unelectable canudate. Shame on you!",HAHAHA FUCKING IDIOTS PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE NOT ACCEPTED HILLARY THEN HAHAHA YOU FUCKED UP!
Therefore they don't have rights? This type of thinking is the exact reason why pedophile rings are so widespread. Instead of dismissing their humanity maybe there should be channels for treatment.,Treatment as in a bullet to their fucking skull.
3 2 1 Blastoff!,That is why I avoid Taco Bell.
Robbie Rotten?!?!,Look at this net
[victim complex intensifies],"From your comments, you think racism is okay, so I take it nobody's ever been racist to you and that you're just a sheltered white kid with white friends."
Deposited: Oddish Lv 10 male Requested: Gligar Lv 1-10 IGN: Rara Message: pg2441 Thank you!!!!,Done!
They should've voted Bernie.,HAHAHAHAH YEAH THAT'S WHAT THE COUNTRY GETS FOR NOT VOTING BERNIE!
"I am not a fan of sleeping next to someone, never have been. My husband and I sleep separately partially because of that and partially because he breathes SO LOUD in his sleep. We both sleep so much better separately.","My mam and two aunts sleep in separate rooms to there husband's, they are all light sleepers, they are all happily married for 20 to 40 years."
"Still up, watching Fox News. Before they go to commercial, they play like 10 seconds of a song while the camera pans all the fancy technology. The last song was by Lady Gaga; and the two before that were Miley Cyrus. :P",mmmmm body fluid soup
But But... Nostradamus?,Please
Paging r/America,They're all too fat to pull it off.
Its sad that people like you are basically shunned from your own community if you don't meet its status quo because they can't comprehend the possibility that anything else could possibly be in your self interest.,Like how the majority of Muslims believe that death is the appropriate punishment for leaving Islam?
Brexit then Trump win = tram flipped over trump/tram similar word - on 11/9 similar date to 9/11. Illuminati confirmed,I think you missed a
I take my dog with me everywhere. I leave the windows down far enough for a human to reach in and open the door. You might think this a security concern and it would be in most places but I live in a semi rural area with minimal crime and I don't leave anything expensive in my car. Except my dog.,"Just so you know, even with the windows fully down, cars get incredibly hot."
Skaven Clanrat (Winter),I like wood effect on glaives handle
Idk but it's disturbing me seeing that hand on the ray gun idk maybe it's the beautiful graphics all around with the ray gun but that damn hand someone suggestions?,"As a PS4 user, high FOV looks weird"
Outlaw Rogue hidden appearance has been found (Spoilers) Credit goes to Ixzo,"Congrats, I have yet to see one artifact skin I will use in place of my xmog"
OP is pulling his cat by the tail to get this gif. Sad,Nice of you to assume the worst.
"Yeah, you know, so many dead hampsters it blocks the water flow",You must know a lot about Amsterdam.
You have to admire the mental craftsmanship of a pov such as his; where the relationship he constructed on the foundation of intimacy should and cannot not be impacted by his need to be intimate with others.,"If I'm allowed to make a really out-there guess, I'd say the cheating hurt him so bad he feels like he *has* to believe it's not a big deal, as a coping mechanism... Of course I'm probably nowhere near right and am being really inconsiderate for even writing that, but I just kinda had to."
"Id poison their water supply, burn down their crops, and delivera plague onto their houses!!!",**GOLD TEAM RULEZ**
"Broken Till: Can't Replicate Problem Because We Kept On Removing Problem Before Testing **My Background:** *I work as first line support for a fulfillment company, which provides warehousing and call centre services for a number of different clients. Our IT department provides support for ourselves and our clients, including a number of retail outlets.* **The Story:** One of our retail oulets recently raised a ticket about a till that would keep randomly shutting down. Since we couldn't remote into it to diagnose the problem, like we normally would, we asked them to send it back. Got it back and set up on our test bench and it worked flawlessly for the entire period that we had it there. So, it was packaged up and sent back out. Next day, we received a reply on the original ticket to say that it was still doing it. It was decided that they would return it again and we would put a fresh image on it. Back on the test bench, reimaged, tested to be working flawlessly and sent back out. Next day, they phoned my colleague, saying it was still doing it, and whilst talking on the phone, the till was actually continually rebooting. Back it came again; onto the test bench and working flawlessly again, so we examined the minidumps and discovered that it had BSDed with an '**above critical s4 temperature**' error. So, we thought, are they putting anything on top of the case. At which point, we realised that every time we had it on our test bench, we had the cover off. So, we put the cover back on and it immediately shut down. So, we've now sent them a freshly imaged till that we had in spares... **TLDR:** *Crashing till, tests fine in IT; turns out, we kept on removing cause of crash to test it and fail to replicate crash*",From my experience about 80% of random shutdowns are caused by Overheating or RAM failure
It's not that he'll press some nuke the world button but his presidency is gonna have some long lasting effects on the political climate of the world.,"The previous ones seriously changed it to better, now Trump will spoil everything."
"Are you single? Jk...but for serious, if you throw an open house I'd totally be up for a tour. I just want to walk around fancy houses.",And steal things amirite
"Yup, it's been in the game files since BC I think",It really is Long Lost.
5 weapons?,Where do you get 5 from?
"i am badeed this requires both teams to psychically communicate, and first pick team not screw over 2nd pick team and leaving 1 good adc up. if 10 bans were on now, the banned champs will be something like: Syndra, Jayce, Graves, Nidalee, Lee Sin, Zac, Hecarim, Elise, Kennen and of course Yasuo. 6 junglers and 4 mids/tops...",howareya badeed
This is basically Aromages.,This is basically what Aromages could have been
Yeah that's not autism. That's teachers being shitty to kids.,Mmm I think refusing to do an exercise sheet at school because it says homework at the top is pretty autistic
I have no hopes. But maybe I'll get a good rematch santa,"The last minute thing is huge on these exchanges, people ship last minute or a few days after regularly so there is still a chance."
So Pence could push forward on Trumps promises and leave the mess of public opinion on Congress when they shoot it down?,Pretty much.
They're morons FTFY,no is theyre noob
"Haha! If they can't afford, they deserve to die.","This guy's either a troll, or has some kind of mental impairment"
had he just coined out Fiery waraxe and destroy that minion he would have won easily.,Always kill le Wisp :-pPpPPp
I finished the game 2 times and went random both times. ... I feel like an idiot right now,"You aren't alone, friend."
"When we nuke North Korea, it'll be a problem.",Only for south korea......
Trump?,Yeah but then you got Pence
I had the Zeke rush TD part right! Haha,Close enough!
Lmfao. Call 911 u poece of shit sjw fags,But SJW is all I know :(
Thoughts on the new adversary mode?,Looks fun but I'm excited for those trails and power ups to be modded into single player
"During a populist wave not only in America but across the globe, the Democrats decided to work behind the scenes to squash their own populist candidate and secretly elevate the opponent's populist candidate. It was the miscalculation of the century.","...but, but, but he isn't a true Democrat"
Kojima Productions and Naughty Dog Present,Savage Starlight: The Phantom Pain
I know how to stop the enemy from taking the point. Its called *contesting*,"That's an exploit that can get you banned, genji main btw"
But they're great when you're in college and have no money,On that Taaka shit.
"BERNIE, you better just do calisthenics",Doorway Pullup bars have been shown to cause asphyxiation and death.
Players from higher leagues can afford English keyboards.,Or are smart enough to enable multiple keyboard layouts in Windows
Which film truly captures the horrors of war?,Saving Private Ryan was so real they needed a national hotline for veterans who got PTSD from it
because its digital... not a box...,"Once again, how does ID help if the final count is changed?"
I don't like her as much as the next guy but I fail to see how those two quotes have anything to do with her calling Trump. That's a red herring if I've ever heard one.,"The point is she's full of shit, but a broken clock is right twice a day."
"Of course, if you're the only survivor left... why aren't you looking for the hatch?",what to do if hatch is being camped?
Not much could ever make me disown my child but this....this would be tough,Just imagine your daughter coming home with him...
Just started working in finance at a company that derives 50% of sales in the US. What we know right now.... Markets are going or be down tomorow. 4-9% tomorrow is my guess. USD will hit 1.38 this week to the CAD. Peso is way down already tonight. The company knows if NAFTA is torn up its going to be terrible for all cross border sales and we can be looking at large layoffs. Buy in the panic may not be ideal. This can be the beginning of the end!,Good guess
"Hey, guess what? Being poor doesn't give you a right to be an asshole.",Someone forgot to check their elitist privilege this morning.
Hopefully 8-16...,Winter is coming.
CNN Tells Viewers It's Illegal For Them To Read Wikileaks Document Dumps. CNN Is Wrong,Can someone tell me what's with the large amount of comments and so few votes?
Yep. A 7ft tall judge friend of mine referred me.,Does he call you short?
Special Forces - Behind The Scenes,Surprisingly accurate
Shouldn't you be correcting the person above me who made that statement?,Arent you both wrong?
"Why do Democrats HAVE to nominate a black Muslim? Does it actually represent/reflect their voter-base, or is it just virtue signalling? Either way, as a Republican, I am thrilled that the Democrats are insistent on further alienating white, working class families in middle-America. We will happily take those votes while the Democratic party continues to become a boutique, coastal party.","The fact that he's muslim or black is irrelevant, he's just the most qualified person for the position."
"I'm thinking we're going to make this country great again. We need the wall and mass deportation now more than ever. We need to stand up to China's currency manipulation and maltreatment of their workers while our own are losing their jobs. And we need to restore respect for our police who are serving with integrity. Hillary wanted to divide us on racial lines, Trump accepts all races, colors, creeds, and orientations.",Forcing millions on trains and sending them long distances for being undesirables: the truest form of altruism.
"And the man was from Zimbabwe, so English is not his first language and this is not his birth culture.",Uganda
It isn't peadophilia until you actually fuck the child you know.,implying op hasnt been fucking the living shit out of his neice
An artificial intelligence system correctly predicted the last 3 elections said Trump would win last week,Plot twist: The AI just found a glitch to rig US voting machines.
How does he not punch her in the face?,"It would be exactly what she wants, the victimhood would elevate her status above white woman (bottom rung of feminism) and she'd make a killing off patreons."
Hour late to her own concession speech. I bet she still can't hold it together.,Clearly President material.
50% He lost to mikehaze in sss 28,"welp, I stand corrected"
"Yes, because everyone is from the US?","Well, USA is in the centre of the universe."
An acquaintance of mine getting yelled at by her parents when she decided to get an apartment for herself. She was 30 at the time.,"have her drop by r/raisedbynarcissists, she might qualify"
cheap shower beer before bed ~~,I've never seen Pabst in bottles before.
"I'd like to hear from some HRC supporters over this: I thought it was incredibly distasteful for her to not come out last night and thank her supporters for all of their work. She didn't have to have a 15 minute concession speech, but just a brief statement and 'thank you' to those who worked for her. (I'm not a Trump supporter in the slightest.)",I criticized Romney for conceding late and feel the same way about Clinton.
So shopped,They're not shopped.
"Entitlement and cancerous response to D3 @ Blizzcon I was disappointed like anyone else at Blizzcon over Diablo. But you will never see me bitching and complaining about this to Blizzard. There's a difference between being disappointed and being angry. Blizzard doesn't owe us anything. Diablo is FAAAR from being their biggest cash grab. Even now they're releasing a patch with balance changes and added features (patch 2.4.3), and this is something they DON'T have to do. You have probably already spent hundreds of hours playing this game. You got your money's worth out of it basically.. If you have ideas for blizzard for the future of Diablo, then provide those ideas in a respectful, mature manner, instead of behaving like bratty, whiney kids. Blizzard has NO OBLIGATION to give you remastered D1 or D2... That was something that the community hyped themselves up for. Blizzard may be working on another Diablo game, but they'll do it at their own pace.. it's their game, they'll release it whenever they want. And you should be thankful that they are still working on it. I've been a fan of the game, but I have to admit that the D3 community is just garbage. If blizzard drops the franchise, I don't blame them, because this community is cancer.","But this game sucks, which I realized after 200 hours."
"So it is true, the end of Top Gear was indeed the leading cause for today's election results.",u/Lord_Xp
That kind of stupid is dangerous.,Weed.
Or buy 855 obliterum pure crit + socket,not to mention it's pretty expensive
It's the little joys of power abuse.,To whom does the welcome belong?
These comments are why we have trump.,Says the racist
"I haven't played against Talon on live servers yet but I've played against the rework on PBE and they kept vaulting through multiple walls even when I was hitting them in the face, I wouldn't call that out of combat Which is fairly frustrating when you're a champion that has less mobility than one blink/dash over wall every 4 seconds",Yeah why not give everyone the walljump
"How many SJW's are in supermajority control of a state legislature, like in North Carolina? The right can be reasoned with - but about what? Pussy grabbing? Russian hacking? Stripping children of their healthcare? Equating illegal immigration with rape and murder? 'Unpresidented' conflicts of interest? Naked cronyism (of course the Dems would never bring this up, being guilty themselves)? Many Dems agreed with Clinton's criticisms - the Sanders coalition. Where is that coalition on the right? They're lockstep with Trump. I'm quite aware of the division - but here's the thing, it didn't start on the left. When someone is screaming that you're evil and coming for your rights, and you've spend decades trying to reason and compromise with them - what's left? Go to the grave a second-class citizen proud that you stood above the fray as the other side rolls all over you? Look at where Democratic compromise got them. Completely shut out of all branches of power.",now you're getting it
"Interesting that you feel that way. Anyway, nice chatting with y'all. I have some work to do. Have a good day","In the immortal words of Sinistar: Run, coward!"
Happy cakeday!,"Hah, I hadn't even noticed!"
"You guys don't understand how this place works. When you're winning, you come here a lot. When you're not, you leave. This place wasn't taken over by paid shills. It was taken over by people that preferred Hillary over Trump. All the Bernie and Trump people came swarming back in last night and now this place had balanced out again.","lol, that's why half the posts where from posters only a few months old that exclusively posted in r/politics and continually posted nothing but talking points of the Hillary camp."
Move to Canada,"But Trump will surely declare war to Canada, sooner or later!"
Tiger II to 4.7,"Tiger II only to had fight T34 and Sherman, give historical matchmaker!"
I bet they won't show it because someone will cry and say it's hate speech.,But it violates muh human rights to live in a world where this movie isn't being shown!
"Really? I f.king trying my best from the open beta to qualify. I qualified ONCE, and it was with silver team. With gold squads i lost like 25-26 finals already. I'm massive FIFA addict. I would play 40-50-100 matches, but want to qualify so badly.. so yeah.","Sounds like more of a fundamentals issue, losing finals that consistently cant be blamed on EA."
I wanna do this but downloading all of my games again would take forever. And I don't want Comcast charging me for going over my cap.,"If you back it up to an external drive, you can copy over everything and not have to download them again."
crazy samples to make leads with,I downloaded all the audio files from Kingdom Hearts 2 & made a little goofy track chopping up Donald's annoying vocals
"Elizabeth Warren, is that you?","Pardon my 4rench, but I believe the proper response here is WEW LAD"
Astronaut Rafaam,too strong
mr skeltal has strange new instrument to doot on,Viodoot?
"That's not a wife, that's a spoon",I see you've played wifey-spoony before.
"Twice in my lifetime. The first one led to two wars, two recessions and the destruction of most of the American economy. The second will be worse.",Yeah because tax cuts are what sent the economy spiraling into a recession.
"I now consider Bernie Sanders the de facto leader of the Democratic Party. Time has proven him right about the message that would have won the election; he is ethically clean enough to be immune to the crooked narrative that now taints the DNC; and he commands the respect of the rising and overwhelmingly liberal Millennial generation, which is the Democratic Party's main hope for a comeback.",How old would be be in 2020?
The slow mo was cool AF! Seriously though. Wtf does this guy do for a living that allows him to do these things? He got to play with the Mars Rover!,I beleve that he is a rocket scientist or engineer
What are you most excited for in the update? I cant wait for the dinosaur masks,More Benny's cars!
Don't be so ridiculous. Psychological bullying is one of the worst forms of bullying and it has a lasting effect on people.,Thats what a feminine pussy would say.
"Kinda ironic, don't you think?",I'm violent because the trump supporters are racist!
Best time of day to play competitive? Does anyone know what the best time of day to play competitive is? Where your chances of getting leavers/bad players is low? Would it be during school when little kids aren't on or in the evening? Any thoughts?,Scrubs are usually playing from 4pm to 7pm.
"Do you really going to think they're going to dumb down Wakanda as the first black solo film superhero has his day in the sun? I mean, C'mon.","yeah, because having a wakanda that is 200 years ahead of earth would be incredibly dumb."
Karma is a bitch,Muerto.
My spilled milk looks like Florida,To Soon
"Thomas Frank obviously can't read polls. If he wants someone to blame, he should get a mirror.",Please explain.
This isn't considered normal. I've never seen this in my life.,"The double standard in public acceptance if it happens t a white male or to any other gender/ethnicity is normal, not the action itself."
"There already is an NY* team! But yea, an NYC-area team would be awesome and I'd absolutely get season tickets. I'm in Brooklyn and realistically speaking, Sky Blue FC plays way too far away to get to more than a few games a season from this area. *Sorry, haha. Upstate NYer now living in NYC and it never ceases to amaze me that teams like WNY, the Bills and the Sabres aren't considered NY teams",The best is that the Bills are the only actual NY team seeing as they play in NY (*ducks from Red Bulls fans*)
I don't know. What do you think?,I can't think of any other reason one would voluntarily install this extension.
"I agree completely. As it stands now, only the Clever Dragon feels like a viable counter to a shotgun rusher. Let's make all primaries this powerful and fun to use so that 85% of the playerbase isn't just running around the map with their shotguns out the entire game. Your special weapon should be a backup plan used in times of need, not a crutch that is your only means of play.",Fusion rifles.
"When someone asks if UHC is a good company, the answer is always no. Unless we're talking AARP, they're cool.",Fair enough :B
"PSA for nvidia GPU owners, update to the drivers that came out today. As the title says, the new drivers that came out today have given me a massive boost to performance.","No mention of the game in the release notes, is it just a coincidental boost?"
Custom Jbomb Sound,no
Nice try George.,Nice try D&D* (based on those 'leaks')
Prop 61 did not pass What does this mean for the average Californian?,Absolutely nothing as nothing changes.
"I don't get it. I've owned several Macs, an iPad and 2 iPhones, and I still can't explain the price, which is so much higher than comparable devices.","But it costs more, so it MUST be better."
And by disowned you mean honor-killed,I am pretty sure pretty much any family that would honor kill for apostasy would honour kill for being LGBT.
Pro tip: Everyone should be extremely skeptical of the police account who have every reason to be biased towards one view.,You should learn how to use your brain
Trying on jeans,Did the jeans fit?
Am i going Crazy or does it look like what i think it says?!!,please mark nsfw
Do you honestly think people are just going to go out and kill her? No it won't happen. You won't be killed for being a minority.,"Yeah, because that's never happened in this country before."
My kid isn't even left handed.,"Oh, MIL."
"Hrm. I respect your opinion and rejection of a nasty script with a patronizing tone, but the choice to be nasty in return (cunt), especially in the direction of an employee who probably didn't even write the dialogue, kind of diminished my sympathy for you.","Uh oh, someone used the magical trigger word."
GUN RIGHTS ARE SECURE FOR THE NEXT 30+ YEARS We did it bros Shills please go to the salt thread,I just realized one flaw in this now .. How am I supposed to justify my large gun purchases to my family now?
"Look at that face, can you image gropping that face? I dont think so folks",Grab her by the face.
Anyone find a lost phone?,Would help if you could say a general area where you lost it
Fucking this god damn it.,but but... she has a Vagina!
So Koba learned a little bit from the RHCP-fotographer?,He borrowed his camera
DID HE LITERALLY just deny mocking that reporter?!,"But if you just say WRONG, everything can just go away !"
pronax gets a kill,So overrated...
Who hurt you?,RL season 3 probably
I have a game plan for all you Americans: move to Canada. Make a few new cities in the prairies and Northern Ontario (or at least just populate Thunder Bay and Sault Ste. Marie so they have scenes). It'll make touring across Canada a lot easier and we can all party.,"Look on the bright side, since the dollar has dropped in value it'll be cheaper for you guys to afford your visas!"
"Fuck it, McCarthy hasn't been wrong yet this season, right?",No because it's all Aaron Rodgers fault for forgetting how to throw the ball!
Shopper Drug Mart has just applied to be the Canadian dispensary.,I'll start saving my Optimum points then.
What the hell is this?,Carbuncle!
Colin Kaepernick did NOT vote,This is probably the best shit I've heard all year
"Here's to the childhoods, sleepless nights, adventures and endless rage he left for all of us to enjoy",f
Can they get the death penalty for this?,No
I voted for Trump as a joke. Didn't think the campaign was serious or that he would actually win. And now he did. Is it possible to change my vote?,"Just out of curiosity, what state did you vote in?"
FUCK,I'm aroused
...an entirely different day?,Time moves differently when you are shitposting upside down
Really hope he doesn't repeal Obama Care.,"I love not being able to afford health care, and paying a huge tax at the end of the year that i also cant afford."
"Joking side, the President isn't allowed to have a smart phone. If you watch the episode of Bear Gryls with Obama they briefly cover that he isn't allowed to have one for security reasons. I'm sure that will curtail Trump",He'll just use the nuclear football.
Please follow @CivBattleRoyale. Transmissions will begin shortly.,HYPE HYPE HYPE
"Thank you, kindly!",Also it will likely be out much sooner than necro which arent coming out till like October 2017
Bernie was right. God damn it.,You just don't like her because you're sexist.
"If I could go door to door and get anything for free other than the finger, I'd be psyched. Nobody likes adults though.",Freddy?
Is nothing here tho,Must be a PvE only player trying to make a statement
"A quicker clock if you're running noble hierarch, GSZ, Knight of the reliquary. As neat as true name is, it's very slow. A 5 or 6 strength knight ends games very quickly. Also GSZ gives you side deck options like qasali. I think it comes down to discard being useful in the current meta.",can i see your bant list please?
"I don't get why people think some extra film and rulebook studying is going to drastically improve officiating. Just like for the players, live reps are the best way to get better, and that's simply not an option right now considering there's no D-league.",They could officiate team practices
What is your preferred way of dying?,Taking as many of you with me as possible
10-2 Upvote Party!!!!! Fuck the Chiefs!!!!,Win out and the road to the Super Bowl goes through Oakland.
So they use bath oil instead of bath salts over there?,I'm pretty sure if a Russian smells alcohol they try to drink it.
They should at least have a house seat.,They elect a non-voting representative to the House.
Nope ... he did not watch a lot of porn. I actually tried to suggest him that we could watch some porn together and he said that porn it's not his thing and it makes him uncomfortable.,"I don't want to sow doubt between you, but perhaps he's self-conscience about watching porn and is just saying that."
Olympus OEV 202 in Houston,"Good CRT, I hope someone picks it up."
He wrote a book on this,Tony Schwartz wrote a book on this.
"Trump's praised numerous authoritarian regimes for ruling absolutely. He's praised Hussein for not going through the courts and torturing alleged terrorists who were in actuality politicla enemies. He's repeteaedly praised putin. He's praised Kim Jong Un for murdering his uncles during a regime change. He's praised China for murdering unarmed students because it was the strong thing to do. He's said republicans who don't support hims shouldn't be able to run for office, and he's said he'll jail Clinton, her lawyers, and her lawyers firms. And he's said he'll create a deportation force that will round up suspected illegals and deport them without giving them a trial. That's probably why they brought up fascists.",Locker room talk
"officers can't lift a hundred people at the same time, but they can spray them to disorient them and make them try to cover and rub their eyes making it less brutal than the alternative of physical force",I still don't understand how that helps to move them
Can I see your iPad?,His first reaction to it being black is to shoot it TriHard
"id say it had 3. The Ends, Beibs in the Trap, and Pick up the Phone (mostly because of thug and quavo if we're being honest) im a huge travis fan, and i thought the album was great when it first came out but holy shit i cant even listen to the album anymore it incredibly dull","Someone's already brought up goosebumps, but outside is really fuckin good too imo"
"Who else here hasn't received there LGFU ID #83 here, no tracking, nothing",Order 288 being delivered tomorrow for me.
M Ursoc has adds.,M'Ursoc
APEX PostGame thread - Rhinos Gaming Titan vs Afreeca Freecs Blue || Kongdoo Uncia vs NRG eSports,"It's just a showmatch, no need to practice...."
How is this nsfw?,Because spoilers
"I can see a bit of widowmaker body and that is not Enji for sure. She's famous for he hips, check her other photos and it will be obvious.",Or that dancing Supergirl gif...
"And then when absolutely fucking nothing gets done and shit gets worse, I wonder what the Trump voters will say then?",Those people will get deeper into drowning poverty at which point they don't count anymore
ESPN Bowl Predictions after Conference Championship Weekend,So the one winter that USC goes to the Rose Bowl and IU comes over to NorCal for a bowl is the one time I'm going to be out of the country.... Why god?
Direct Invite. LUL Ez rares ez lyf.,2 EZ 4 RTZ HAHAHAHAHA
"Can we trust the people? After Trump, I'm no longer sure (Parris)","Just take the people out of the system altogether, who needs them, they just get in the way of the corporations and elites."
The long read | There is no such thing as western civilisation by Kwame Anthony Appiah,You don't have a culture so you can't say anything about other people's.
"I'm sorry, but what do penises and Jesus have to do with that again?","You suck your own cock about how great NYC is, but your ego is so fragile that whenever anyone says they don't want anything to do with it, you get angry."
Booty.,Love a girl with a nice bewty
Now I gotta fight over hot internet Dad with guys too?!,"Yes, you do and I well prevail."
gorgui gets completely outmuscled by basically every legit center. cant believe he's managed to convince people he can anchor a good nba defense,But blocks tho
"I was with a girl for just over 5 years. When we met, she was in a bad place. The guy she was with before me used to beat her up and stuff. Really abusive. So it was tough in the beginning because she had major trust issues, self esteem issues, depression and she self harmed. But I went and fell in love with her. Helped her get over a lot of the mental anguish she was going through. Took her to (and paid for) her therapist every other week. We lived together for 4 of those years. On our 5th anniversary, I proposed. I was madly in love with her, and I assumed she was with me. She said yes! Then, a few months after that, I got off work a bit early, picked up her favorite fish and chips for dinner and headed home. Long story short, I walked in her fucking some other dude in our bed. Both ass-naked, she's riding the guy like a fucking cowboy. They didn't even fucking hear me come in to the apartment. I'll skip the details, but within 2 days of that happening, she was gone. All her stuff out of the apartment. Half of MY stuff gone from the apartment, including my cash stash that was several thousand. She took my TV. A bunch of my kitchen stuff. She kept the ring. She took my fucking DOG man. Took the damn dog. And I haven't seen or spoken to her since. That was just about 3 years ago now.","When you said major trust issues, self esteem issues, depression, and self-harm, I knew this wasn't going to end well."
"What the DNC should take from this election is that the American people still don't like coronations. If they had left the nomination process alone and let Sanders have an honest shot at the nomination, we might not be in this mess.","Maybe democrats don't, but all the people chanting King Trump last night might disagree with you."
"You can't just swear into office and undo laws with a wave of your hand. Executive orders are a bit different. Also we don't live in a country who is run by religion and frankly, Trump has not expressed implementing religious laws and it would be moot for him to try as there is supposed to be a separation between the two.",he reminds me of the King Henry type
"Greens no longer give planetary mats Even with the ghost that gives you mats on engrams, greens no longer give mats of you are 40.",Back to spending Legendary Marks whenever I run low I guess?
I actually just noticed his taped ankle as well while making the gif. Lemme work on the Tate TD,"actually, i think i remember him limping a little bit after the interception, might have to look into that one"
"Let me guess, Katelynn?",You mean KVIIIlynn?
"Slave Knight is fantastic for this fight. He'll appear Phase 2. It's actually really easy to stagger her, just make sure to dodge her next attack if you can't catch her dodge. In Phase 2, I let Slave Knight handle Friede while destroying Ariandel, I find him easier to fight. They share the same HP Pool (misremembering?) so it adds up. For Phase 3, be more careful because Friede can easily frostbite you and it gets harder to stagger her. Having Slave Knight or another summon to trade aggro helps. Wait for her combo to end, it's not worth it to try staggering her and take damage. Good luck with the fight.","Also, unlike every other summons in the game, you don't have to be embered to summon slave knight Gael to the fight."
quanitity and price? I see 7g's now How much was it?,Small sample....
"You people are weird, looked it up on YouTube and it doesn't look offensive at all. Even if the batter balanced the bat on his nose after making a homerun. What's the big deal...",Because it's slowing down the otherwise fast and exciting game of baseball
I don't get it... the other headline that popped up for me was Snoop Dogg says he's moving to Toronto -- doesn't he realize that this would mean he has to wait 2 more years for legal marijuana?,Getting weed in Toronto is super hard...
What show? Is it London 2002?,Chicago 2001
Will Walmart sell marijuana paraphernalia in recreational legalized states? Or will Federal laws keep Walmart from selling paraphernalia and accessories? Get the marijuana mods ready for the tobacco register isle? Sam's Choice bongs and rolling papers?,"From my understanding, even in the states where it's legal all paraphernalia is being relegated to smoke shops similar to how some states only sell hard alcohol in liquor stores."
Then I guess the Portland police were just lying about the rioting.,"No, if you actually read what they said, it was a minority of protesters that were rioting..."
Deadliest character ever In Games !!!,F#cking Campers!
"You shouldn't need to, tightening the allen key on the bottom should be enough to squeeze it into the socket.",I thought that but was afraid I might crack the bottom thing.
not to mention none of them are doing true slav squat. They are clearly western spy,Thanks Dmitri
Its driven by gear behind the front cover,Thanks
Ive heard of bent conrods....but a straightened one?,"You meant, a straightened end-cap?"
100% Mass plates. The inspection sticker in the corner is another give away.,"OK, still rust belt then"
Not a dick move.,You forgot
They're too busy trying to short the meme-market.,This will be good for memecoin.
"Meaningless buzzwords and no substance, as usual.",Unlike your comment.
Man in a bulletproof BMW saves 70 people from ISIS snipers,Cruisin down the street in my 64
I like to play it in French. It's very interesting to hear the crowd saying stuff I don't understand.,"Haha I should do that, it would add so much immersion."
Not sledgehammer..,Carrier.
"Possible future step Trapping the apothican once the other steps are done 3 of you go inside and one person turns the power off (somehow) releasing the apothican, it then flys down to the boss room and spits you out of its mouth this may be why we see it down in the boss room Just a wild guess","I like the idea, doesn't seem possible atm though."
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Zombies Is Trying to Be as '80s as Possible,Wait... Do YALL HAVE BUMPA CAHS?
Connection?,"Yeah they are terribly different, I mean I get where your coming from but there is no reason to think they are the same thing."
Neverending Story.,Watching.
"Just to add a different opinion, i believe this guide is solid and well presented for the intended audience. Still, I disagree on the EYE-BB guideline like others have said, and not only because of aggro issues / forcing the MT to play suboptimal. You should consider imho, that even if the guide it's aimed to people who are still learning the ropes, it will probably give them a bad habit (and without specific encounter experience, using BB regularly will likely cause them to let Eye fall off for a cd or two on many occasions). The personal dps you lose for never using BB as OT it's very minor (probably not even a double digit) in comparison to the dps you lose globally by dropping Eye for a couple of gcd. That said, i believe you guys did a good work on the rest.","This was exactly my thoughts but i wasnt sure on how to word it, no matter how low a level someone is starting at, you should never instruct them to learn bad habits."
"Well, not unlike a fiduciary, he is obligated to seek his shareholders best interests at all times.",That's what I said with a lot less official sounding legal doublespeak.
Community map concept- could players choose a home system?,The idea of a station employee welcoming me back home from the cold depths of space just makes me so emotional.
Him: thought u were sneaking into bed with me Her: wink emoji There's no way this matches up with her story.,totally sounds like she is rejecting his advances.
Mana,Same with Cups Guild Crates And Coins
"I'm going to NYC on Thanksgiving with my family, what are some things we can do?","Times Square, definitely."
Poopiepie loves Papa Franku,literally can't roast papa anyone who does completely misses the point of his channel
"I don't understand why nobody fights back. If this happened to me, I'd punch him right back in the balls.","Probably cause a reaction with intent is, in the ref's eyes, always automatically wrong and likely to end in at least a fine while Draymond could say he didn't mean to do it like he has been thus far."
What is a 100% legal move in a game or sport that is frowned upon and viewed as a dick move?,Tackling by the dreadlocks in the NFL.
I think r/Hawks should endorse Artem Anisimov for the All Star Game One player that is really standing out to me this season is Artem Anisimov. He had a great start to the year and even had an 11 game point streak. He's also pretty good defensively and doesn't get much respect for it. He's a very underrated player and I think he'll do great in ASG!,AMEN
"Don't be this guy. I do these giveaways to give back, and because people enjoy them. Ultimately, somebody ruins it for everyone. Don't be that guy.","This kid is a fuck boy, needing to beg for shit"
"it's like she's completely removed herself of any responsibility for the thousands, perhaps even millions, of lives she's destroyed. NAFTA put millions of hard-working, tax-paying, law-biding americans out of jobs who were forced to move away in search of greener pastures. she pushed her husband to pass the bill mandating minimum prison sentences which has imprisoned millions of young black people and set them up for a life of crime. her husband also passed the bill that deregulated subprime mortgages which led to the 2008 recession - the worst recession since the great depression that forced millions of good people to foreclose on their homes, which we still haven't even begun recovering from yet. and all of that while she was first lady her tenure as secretary of state was even worse. she killed gaddafi because he wanted to swiitch to the gold standard. doing that destabilized northern africa which led to the creation of ISIS, and they've grown uncontrollably ever since. they're now infesting 32 different countries and killing thousands of innocent people every year. some are even saying she's been directly funding and arming them.",The 2008 recession was all Bush's fault.
"If humans from past eras had internet, what would their clickbait ads say?",Adolf Hitler: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
"Interesting to get more detail about the lie in this case though, I think.",Agree
Rumour: Desjardins to be fired,Can we send desjardins down and call up green
"Ah, I see. I read that as 2 more years and we will be fine. I was dubious.",Dubois (see what I did there) sucks though amirite
"I'm by no means fat, actually more muscled and still they rub together",Nice
"Hillary doesn't quite fit that description, either.","You don't understand, it is HER turn."
22/M/Texas - Emergency Communications/day off,What is an emergency day off?
DJ Bean: Whitesides out as S&C coach. Transitioning to community program B Fit,Interesting move
Is the black puzzleknot really that much worse than Prophetic Prism?,"Unless you have black mana, it is Prophetic Prism where you lose life, and doesn't fix your mana."
"Damn, if Google bought Nova... And PushBullet... And maybe Spotify... And rolled them all cohesively into Pixel (2)... It would be a damn solid environment.",*Breathes Heavily*
"Crusader Kings II is great because when you get into a political argument with someone, you can just kill them and take their land.",Deus Vult!
I think you're falling for the illusion that there are more than two choices. First-past-the-post voting is designed around the illusion of free choice. A lot of things are designed around the illusion of free choice. The most successful third party campaign in American history was carried out by Theodore Roosevelt in the election of 1912. He lost 435 electoral votes to 88. Jill Stein and Gary Johnson are no Teddy Roosevelts.,"Expecting change without change, nice.."
There will always be Uncle Toms.,Yeah how dare people think for themselves as individuals!
"Tips on how to ensure you go before a race? I've run many races this past year, and know for a fact I excel most when I eat a certain amount and go just before running. But it's not easy to force yourself at 5 or 6 AM, and once you get to some of the more packed races - you don't stand a chance. Any tips?",Squatty Potty helps me.
LDS!!!!!,sdvsf!
"Well I think it's more that we're doing it because people are stupid enough to vote for Trump, and he's doing it for that reason. A lot of Americans are just sentient enough to think climate change means wimpy shit.",We're going to grab the fucking planet by the pussy brah!
Michigan passes law requiring utilities to buy or produce at least 15 percent of their energy from renewable sources by 2022,"It would be nice if they could have passed something with a ramp up to higher percentages later on (like 25% by 2025, 50% by 2040, etc...) but considering the issues Michigan is facing, that might not have been realistic."
"Cant come up with a good username. So ive been streaming for about a year and 7 months now, and really hate my twitch name. Ive been trying to come with a new one for about 3 months now but streaming so long and trying to come up with a new one is hard on me. Ive basically just been slamming words onto my name to see what sounds good, here are 2 that I like. JeffAlright(most liked one), and LiteralJeff. any ideas or should I stick with JeffAlright ?",Could use willsuckd*ckforcanadiancitizenship
"Adolfo Hitler talking to Mussolini through the window of a train in Brennero, 1940. .",Looks like Hitler's nails are painted on his left hand.
Tires don't do anything when you have the brakes locked... They should have let off the brakes then they would have regained at least some control to swerve around the cop car.,"Was going to say, as soon as you break you lost"
"Hey sexy ... how you feel today :) i feel so horny Great opening line, douchenugget.","Yeah, when I read that I was like this is the guy who I want to marry"
"Damn. A very sane liberal. That guy has absolutely earned my respect. He realizes the true problem while the others in his party sit with their fingers in their ears and screaming about how oppressed they are. He may completely disagree with our views, but dammit, that guy sees what's fucking wrong with America.",**F**
"4th amendment only applies to Americans, and only if they can be positively identified as Americans before the search","lol, no"
"How many of you had any kind of civics education in High School? Looking back, I don't think we had anything except maybe going over the three branches of government in history class. My deeper civics education wasn't until college and that was only because I majored in Political Science. Anyway, I just wonder how much of the current debate would be affected if everyone had a baseline US civics education.","We had to take a year of NSL (National, state, local) but that's as close as we got"
Yeah I find it funny that they think the largest political sub on a generally left leaning website was mostly pro-Hillary only because they were paid,Must've gotten the company Bernie used during the primaries
"Good effort, but you don't plan a deflection, you just hope for the best.",Pretty sure he's trolling.
Allow you to add more than 30 cards to a deck as you build it but you can't play with it until it only has 30 I think it would be nice to be able to pick more than 30 cards as you are building your deck and then you can go back and drop the ones you dont think make the cut anymore.,Something something technology.
"Milo on FB It's no surprise they're considering Amy Schumer for the Barbie movie. Shell be the ultimate feminist icon of today: ugly, fat, hateful and talentless.",Amy Schumer is a nasty guy.
"uhh, conor is getting a LW title shot with zero wins at LW.",yeah but he beat aldo into retirement
Amazing observation mate. I think that's the reason of this video...,You really think that you daft twat?
I think it's actually pronounced **vase**,I think it's pronounced #VASE
Omg calm down Asima has good uses 2nd and 3rd can be used for necro and I'mNot saying craka is bad I just like Asima more,"Lol your nick matches the guys reply, he is so deep in it!"
Yeah but the Navy will waste a lot of ammo on my drones,You want them to waste money you had to pay?
They were called stupid for a reason. We should never strive to appease the misinformed and angry by legitimizing their position. That is incredibly dangerous as we already see in Britain. It should simply never have gotten to this point.,Yeah cuz every time someone calls me stupid I always change my opinion.
.... why did we run with 2nd and 25...? and then we run AGAIN??? its like they're not even trying to win.,My god I was so angry watching that
Because republicans are perpetually scared.,But God is in control!
There are 5 now.,Not in my country.
Which are the best SBCs for making money? Which SBCs are the best for making money? (I only have 20k),With 20k you should be trading via mass bid or sniping.
"Except it's not a glitch, the Regera has a gearless transmission.","Okay, that's actually really cool."
"Bitcoin Core: Verifying last 288 blocks takes 50 minutes, can this be improved? 2016-10-26 11:56:08 Verifying last 288 blocks at level 3 2016-10-26 11:56:08 [0%]...[10%]...[20%]...[30%]...[40%]...[50%]...[60%]...[70%]...[80%]...[90%]...[DONE]. 2016-10-26 12:45:21 No coin database inconsistencies in last 289 blocks (479353 transactions)","In bitcoin.conf you can put: If bitcoind closed normally: checklevel=2 checkblocks=288 checkblocksverify=288 which is much faster, otherwise: checklevel=3 checkblocks=288 checkblocksverify=288"
"It seems nobody here understands much of anything, reading these comments. It's a clusterfuck of ignorance and delusion.",'Fuck Chinese' is always popular with Americans.
So you are one of these guys who call cheats when they get rekt and then toggle on?,"No, never cheated but I'm very tempted to now."
That's why you have lawyers who will gladly take your case for 1/3 the winnings.,"Hooo boy, that'd be one *rich* lawyer after the dust settled depending on how strong the case is."
"I actually would like a solve this problem thread once a week, where a problem is asked and we all solve it, picking up strengths and weaknesses of each others code.",Your should check out the daily programmer subreddit
I'm just so proud of my new build.,It is glorious!
I'm German. I love reading the answers given.,"Hello, German."
"This is #PizzaGate victim testimony against Hillary Clinton by Cathy O'Brien, who was groomed through mind control techniques used by the CIA. She recounts in graphic detail how as a child she was repeatedly forced to perform oral sex on (an often unhygienic) Hillary Clinton.",comment
"I quoted it in the original post. Still doesn't go into specifics, other than saying they survive in deep space and re-entry. But, do they attach to hulls? Do they drift on their own? How big are they? Do they look like small comets? Kinda wish we knew. Goddamn, I need another hobby, lol","..spread by.. space travelers, implying they got stuck on ships, or inside ships."
I've encountered 6 Snorlax in the wild. What's the most anyone else has?,0
lol. You act like the other side wouldn't have protested either. Can we all just shut the fuck up and admit that both sides are/would have protested because that's what we do as fucking human beings when we're upset about shit. The smugness is unreal. Don't tell me if Clinton won this wouldnt have happened over her corruption and emails.,Can you imagine what would have happened if Clinton won the presidency but Trump won the popular vote?
Where do you dry your underwear? Where do you dry your underwear? * On the terrace exposed to sunlight? * Inside bedroom in a corner? * Inside the toilet? * Any other method.,padosan ki khidki ke samne.
nothing weird about animations not syncing up. move along folks.,"It's almost like pudge eating someone despite being almost a screen away, no fucking way right?"
Anti-Trump rally at the University of Texas,This is proof how stupid all those Hilary supporters are!
In the UK our plugs don't bend or break. Ever. Just saying :),True... but you also need a city-state sized plot of land to plug into... ;-)
"Coming into a thread about Muslims, I was not expecting Lonely Island.",Wouldn't it have been weird if you had?...
"Considering most AAA fps's is just one mechanic with different coats of paint, you technically trashed several.","Well, games are more than just one mechanic... Even modern FPS aren't THAT shitty, hell Doom isn't that shitty, and that's 1990's tech."
Tennessee vs Florida,Jennings is a beast
"You know who else has traditionally been anti-LGBT? Hillary. Does that mean she'd have been the worse option to vote for? Not necessarily, because people can change their stances on matters such as this. I'm not saying that Trump will, but I am saying that it's not all doom and gloom.","Don't remember her being anti lgbt, especially not in recent history."
"To be fair, I live in the bay area and still fuck it up all the time.",Well that's because you went to bama
"Disgusting, hopefully the liberalism contagion doesn't spread further than that.","Yes indeed, personal freedoms, yuck!"
yeah and the worst part is that riot will probably take another season to make up bunch of excuses and distorted graphs to make themselves look right even though its really not. look at dynamic queue. if riot really listened to the community that shit should have been gone a long ass time ago.,*100% of the games have player to plant interactions this shows that people value them and they are core to the gameplay*
#How dare you compare The Who to ACDC,CSI Opening theme: The Who: Yes ACDC: No I think we know whos more influential
"There's actually a movement with potential to abolish it being led by 170 electoral votes worth of states right now. On mobile, but a Google search should give you hits because it's gaining more traction on news now.","170 votes, so just California and New York, then?"
Russia Says It Was in Contact With Trump's Team During Campaign,Shocking.
He just got paid three million in cash plus four million in stocks plus senior positions for him and his family at SK Telecom's parent company.,That's not true lol
Putin UTTERLY DESTROYS Hillary Clinton for anti-Russian rhetoric in the US election campaign,Oh my God at 2:20 mid sentence when he should be saying Hillary Clinton he actually just says Cuck **YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP**
They've Been at this Awhile,"I mean, he was a fucking white male."
Heart disease. Soo many people get heart disease yet cancer research is funded 10x as much.,"But aren't most cases of heart disease caused by a persons choices in life, while cancer generally is a bad draw of the cards in life?"
The false equivalencies are doing my head in. The election was literally for continued progress or regression and people proudly voted for regression as if they would benefit by it. They were sold a lie and in their selfishness and fear they doomed us all. I fervently hope I'm wrong. I can only rely on Trump's unpredictably and pray he was trolling and decides to do the right things.,But we needed to punish the dnc!
Women aren't as dumb as the Democratic Party thinks they are.,"And apparently they like being grabbed and groped, too."
You mean like Trump accepted Obama 8 years ago? Trump and the GOP have nurtured disrespect for the last 8 years. Chickens come home to roost kiddos.,People can't protest.
Not everyone that chews tobacco is a yokel. You classifying tobacco chewers as yokels is just as bad as them applying a specific behavior to the vast majority of Trump supporters.,"Gosh, this PC culture is so out of hand, can't even call hillbillies yokels anymore without some SJW getting all triggered!"
Oh my bad I confused the terminator for the dreadnought :s,"No big deal, I just enjoyed imagining picking wraithlord and imagining wandering around not being able to enter any buildings and still not being in a vehicle lol."
Which Sentence do you still remember from your childhood video games?,"Remember, no Russian"
Cheap Wii U Anyone know where I can get a cheap Wii U? Trying to get one for my little brother.,"Whatever you get, make sure it has a working GamePad!"
Waddup,Fuck this website.
I'm sad. I've never been to a LAN party.,we lan almost every weekend
What's wrong with good relations with Russia. I'd rather have a united east and west Europe then be beholden to the Chinese. Russia isn't the threat China is. A strong US Russia alliance should of happen after WW2 but the powers that be thought it more prudent to manufacture a cold war with Russia.,China hasn't annexed a foreign country in the past decade...
You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?,1990 Kylie Minogue 1995 Jennifer Aniston 2005 Britney Spears 2016 Debby Ryan
"My self-worth is based on my looks and possessions I went through a pretty bad ugly duckling phase, but I got braces at 17 and now at 20 yrs old I feel that I look really good. Except, it's all I have. My boyfriend tells me that I'm awesome, but that's what your supposed to say to your girlfriend. He's my first boyfriend, before him I used to have trouble believing that anyone would ever love me. I'm just an awkward, insecure, needy person. I can become obsessively jealous of other people at times, especially the women from my SO's past. Ironically enough, now that I'm finally attractive, I'm jealous of people who are average looking because I assume they have better personalities than me. I just wish I was comfortable in my skin for once. The constant self comparisons are so exhausting, I just want to accept myself but I honestly have no idea how. I can't afford therapy time-wise and money-wise.",On the bright-side at least you have both looks and possessions.
"The most I've waited is maybe, MAYBE, ten minutes. This included when I lived in a major city. Secondly, here in the states requesting ANY type of ID is viewed as disenfranchisement and racist. We think it is racist to ask people to confirm who they say they are. Don't believe everything you read in our media, I think what happened Tuesday proves that point brilliantly as we were told by all these news organizations that Clinton was all but president. Our media spins a narrative that is biased to the Democratic party. If you think it's conspiracy to believe that, try and consider how they reported this election and what actually happened.",I think it's pretty clear what your skin color is based on this statement.
"I'm confused by this. I thought many of the people that are in love with Trump subscribe to the Jewish conspiracy thing. Kushner is a Jew. Does Trump cancel out the Jewish conspiracy stuff? If anyone has one of those people in their family or close to them in anyway, please ask them how they feel about white nationalist things and Trump, and his family is intertwined in Jew things. I imagine their answer is that's just how you play the game or something.","If I remember correctly, the feeling in that crowd is either that (1) Kushner is a useful idiot who you can still hate, or (2) this is actually a problem and he needs to be gotten rid of."
It's also that a lot of people (particularly millenials) hated her.,No it was totally due to a whitelash and the majority of whites having racist motivations for not voting for Hillary.
But you know the difference is Obama actually had a well thought out and realistic plan too. Trump has absolutely nothing. We will be fucked as a country if we start voting on the best slogan instead of *the actual fucking issues everyone swears they care about for real*,Obama's well thought out and realistic plan was to approve the TPP.
If you're not selling it or doing anything else that is shady the cops aren't going to bust down your door for having over 9 ounces in your home.,Yeah... we'll just leave that to law enforcement discretion.
"I really want to thank this subreddit. For most of the day so far and from last night, I was fuming mad, and ready to lash out at any Trump supporter and BoB-er. As I've perused the insightful comments and thoughtful analyses, i've found myself seeing this election more objectively and what was emotional, raw, and spitting, has mellowed out into curious inquiry and theory. I love you guys. Seriously. I love that the mood here is about being honest, and not about settling scores as I had intended to do. I love that I can understand the mindset of a Trump supporter better just by reading through the top few comments in this thread. Thank you.",And all it took to finally understand Trump voters was Trump winning the election...
Rune Porn featuring rune I got from shop,Did you use the Konami Cheat Code for that?
"Gabbard wants us to roll over and let the Russians and Assad slaughter the Syrian people. In fact, by all accounts she and Cheeto Hitler seem to want to support Putin. I'm not okay with that.",No sane person would be okay with that.
Old people of reddit (30+) why do you still come to reddit?,"For the wit... Well, not at the very moment, but generally!"
"If you were a god/goddess, what offerings would we leave at your shrine?","Nothing, just leave me alone."
"Minor brainfart, duely noted tho :D",Duely
Impact sign HGP Louis Beland-Goyette for 2017 season.,"A little history on Beland-Goyette, he had signed and debuted with the Impact as an 18 year old in 2014, then captained their USL side for 2 years."
"Tf use fire spirits, they do air AOE damage.",But FS can be distracted by ground troops and cost two elixr
do we even need sight stone anymore = =,"just go with smite and take green smite, it gives you option to do sick smite hook plays too and dusk blade tresh E max is OP"
When I feel like shit I like to watch Bisping post Rockhold victory,Luke Rocksalt
Regards to AK-47 spray Is there any way to control the spray by pulling down or? Because there are no tutorials on all spray.,Shoot at a wall and find out.
me irl,thanks to me
If Obama doesnt bow down like he did for the King of Saudi Arabia he is a straight up bitch.,Dude he was just tying his shoe.
"Eddie Lacy is reportedly up to the same weight as last year, about 30 pounds over where the Packers want him.",This is body shaming.
A story about chase elliot,this isn't go chase go this is no chase no
Ultegra 6800 vs Dura Ace 7800 I currently have DA 7800. Is it worth getting the newer set? Is 6800 any better?,6800 is 11 speed
"That doesn't count because it eventually went away, whereas Corbyn will be in government forever, with increasing majorities every time.",Corbyn will never be in government because he's a useless clod.
"They infer racism, which is the only reason they are used. And only in runescape too it seems",#VALUE!
If this happens im gonna put in plays where i fuck up massively rather than do something cool just to be a hipster,I'd put videos of me trolling teammates with walls in their just to show my team what they're going to get
They are racing the yellow to get there,"If they've gone through even after the delay, and you see this happen often then I really don't think they're racing the yellow, they just don't give a fuck."
What if she has Parkinson's?,what if it's a speciality restaurant serving only people with Parkinson's ?
Is the entire current crop of video game journalists completely inept at actually playing these fucking things?,Yup.
Calgary man barred from Orlando flight arrested after joyride in stolen luggage vehicle - Calgary,"I dont want to say this is awesome, but it sounds like the plot of an awesome movie"
Uncensored Muhammad from 201,"Well he's just standing there, looking all normal-like."
He followed her to the grocery store and then parked in front of her apartment all night....,Doing the Edward Cullen thing the girls are so crazy for
All of us (including this guy) to each other: I didn't know you all were out there!!!,Why do they all look so racist?
"The bailout is widely considered a huge success. The bailout itself is not he problem, the lack of new oversight or laws/regulations preventing a repeat is.","Bailing out of GM maybe, but banks should have been killed."
Is yours shipping DHL too?,Yup
Sources: Bush 41 says he will vote for Clinton,Bush knows the job and he also knows Trump isn't qualified for it.
CROSBY'S MUSTACHE SCARES CHILDREN! ^^^nailed ^^^it,MAATA DOESN'T RINSE OUT HIS GLASS CONTAINERS BEFORE RECYCLING!
How the fuck is this advertised as a gaming pc,Shitty PC + LED lighting system = gamer PC obvs
"Oh I agree, as the left can be unbearable too with race quotas. I was just assuming most of the people that took issue with it (the casting a black and female lead) were right wing.",Yeah you may be right about that
This is correct. Dementia is slow to develop and strangers can notice it before family members who have slowly become accustomed to the crazy. Family members are also very good at shutting out the horrifying option they don't want to consider even though there are treatments now that could help the situation.,What treatments?
Can we have cards name in the title please. Yesterday there was like 3 threads with new card in the title and all of them were about the same card.,You can't race for karma by trying to make things more convenient.
"Was amazed to read US forces are literally bombing 6 different countries right now. * ISIS in Iraq * ISIS in Syria * Militants in Libya (Hillary!) * Drone strikes in Yemen * Drone strikes in Somalia * Afgahnistan war is still happening Holy shit, how can anybody say that Trump is too belligerent? He's never held office in the land, it's the 'experts' who are responsible for this.",Its just peacetime operations is all
"Who are your mains? I wonder if there are any patterns we can notice. Mine are Agni, Susanoo, Ymir, Vamana and Raijin. You may notice I am a horrible person.","Ra, Athena, Rama, Ullr(currently playing him alot)"
He was having an awesome season so far.,Now you know why
What would alternate-reality Reddit be talking about today?,How Bernie Sanders is winning the race between Donald Trump and how amazing it is going to be having somebody with nuances & care for all people be president.
"Or a system where having those materials gives a bonus to units linked with them. So without iron you can make/heal Swordsmen, but someone with Iron has Swordsman who are 5-10% tougher or something. Perhaps the bonus could go up with the amount of the material you have, suffering from diminishing returns or something (1 Iron = +5%, 2 Iron = +9%, 3 Iron = +12%, 4 Iron = +14%, 5+ Iron = +15%) This way no one is restricted but people with better materials stockpiles can build better units. Would also add value to having more then one resource.","Your idea would probably be easier to implement in the game's current version than mine, so perhaps this is the happy medium."
"Yeah, TransCanada, Enbridge and Kinder Morgan are all run by very stupid people.","No where near as smart as the geniuses at NOW Toronto, obviously."
Hit bong,"You shouldn't do that, it's illegal."
"I know the feeling, but in this day and age moving away from people doesn't mean the end of a friendship. I still talk pretty constantly to friends on the west coast even if I maybe see them randomly when I go home.","You are totally right, many of my close friends have come out to visit and I have gone back as well, I do appreciate that, its just hard to start a life when I want to be back with them."
Mac fanboys are impaired.,TRIGGERED!
r/earthporn,Risky click of the day!
Moltres is my favorite ice type don't you love it's blue design,its the new alolan moltres
Basically the DNC did everything is legally could to suppress the Sanders campaign and promote the Clinton campaign. There were also some very suspicious statistical anomalies that always seemed to favor Clinton in states where exit polling and other forms of vote fraud detection were lax.,It was like no one had ever seen a two-headed coin before.
killing them maybe,"Killing or playing them, if they're in the game both sides get what they want."
"MAT - 7 pitches, all strikes. Why did Werth go home? That was a terrible decision.",Werth was sent home
"Ah, the religion of peace, so lovely.",Ah the thrills of living in a police state where police suffer no consequences... comply and obey right?
"Trump Can't Stop the Energy Revolution -President Trump can't tell producers which power generation technologies to buy. That decision will come down to cost in the end. Right now coal's losing that battle, while renewables are gaining.",Yeah let's put as many coal miners out of work as we can
What's your least INTP-like trait?,I've always loved playing sports and also enjoy watching them.
15 In a Kings Captains game and I came second CUS u know #gaysneverwin xd,tf
Yeah except Clinton won the popular vote so I don't know about that whole democracy working thing.,CNN is projecting Trump to win the popular vote by the way
Hasn't NATO been the ones building up forces around Russia? Isn't Russia helping its Ally and that's why they're in Syria? Just like we would and have helped our allies? Crimea... Well. That's a fair point.,It's not as much about them doing what's reasonable as it is about that what they're doing usually happens to be against our interests
Bolton is one of the worst neocons.,Any war related stock to look into?
Take to the sea!,And make him wear his concrete booties.
Beta Gold Nugget Offers,Pixel fire + 2 x CC1?
Hated for nothing Wherever I go I get hate for absolutely nothing! No matter what I post it will be disliked for absolutely no reason!,"Because you say stupid shit constsntly, don't substantiate your claims, and ignore any argument that destroys yours."
I hope he isn't serious...,AMD Motherboard?
The future of Personal Computing by Apple,***A*** ***E*** ***S*** ***T*** ***H*** ***E*** ***T*** ***I*** ***C***
I'm a male. This doesn't affect me at the moment but what the hell? This doesn't even make monetary sense!,If you are having sex with a woman at all ... it affects you.
Hope its better than Quark was in the late 70's,Hey now ... let's not bash *Quark*.
old 4chan definitely had lots of pedos too,"Nah, they just loved pizza."
Painted my favorite frame from The Force Awakens! Wanted to share it with all of you :),"It was a great shot, but a little out of place in the scene they used it in."
What is the use for all the Special Tamadras? Ra Tamadra... etc.,I have Ra Tamadra skilled for a button
TNG Tech Manual?,The very same :D
My summary of Mafia 3,how is repetive gameplay loop neutral ?
"thank you for proving my point. They didn't even make it through wild card against tier 2 team, which mean they haven't even get the chance to be banned by good team",It also shows that banning it is a good strategy...
More like the USA just snapped Even some 4chan boards are freaking out,"Well, it's not like the GOP is opposed to the net neutrality, encryption, and open source projects that make their website possible."
"Post the 2014 game, it'll be okay",HTTP 404 Error: video not found
"Epoxy or superglue, use the least amount of glue possible to stick it back together if you still have the pieces. I've done this more than a few times over the years :-)",Let's hope I can find the blade
#6D HYPERSPATIAL CHESS,#1D TIC TAC TOE
Such as?,He's the Affirmative Action president so he's obviously racist
What's the plan if Cruz misses time? I saw he's not practicing today which doesn't sound too good as far as him playing this week. Do they just roll with Lewis? That drop last week was pretty ugly and costly.,Larry flip Donnell becomes a WR.
How will he fix our climate issues?,"Hire scientists that say 4 degree rise is fine... Scientists that blame homosexuality, atheism, and abortion for sea-level rises... It will be fine...."
Google is guilty of censoring search results yeah but I'm interested in what you have against Amazon.,"Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post, aka Pravda on the Potomac, to be his personal mouthpiece/attack dog."
"People where I am live on between 1 and 5 acres and that's considered rural enough to be getting Fixed Wireless. So yeah, my condolences.",I'd honestly be happier with fixed wireless over this crappy ADSL connection.
"I think you need to be reminded why you're even able to work on this game, and that's because of the people, the customers, who purchased copies and who pay your bills. So the head pats, and patronizing isn't needed there Maurino. Also we are indeed passionate about Rust, and you should appreciate that, truly. Rust has one of the best gaming communities there is, period, i've met tons of cool people, that don't exist elsewhere. So ignoring the trolls, you guys should take suggestions on here more serious, as we play the game and indeed want it better. I have over 2k hours within a year(work at home programmer who spent too much time gaming). So I want to see this grow into something where you guys balance it nicely and don't make the mistake of other companies who think they always know best. Outside perspective is critical.",How can they take most of the suggestions seriously when people suggest shit like Add horses Nerf clans Add glowing mushrooms Thanks to most of this subreddit we can't have nice things :) - Fuck balance add more pointless stuff
We used to have a High School LAN team...,Well I can't say these people aren't who I expected...
"According to the photo quality, it apparently happened in the early 70s.",Everything has to look like that before it can be posted to Instagram.
Yeah I ordered online so they came bigger than I expected,"same thing happened to me, gonna have to return my pair"
Currently Best Buy only has student discounts on i7 Model Surfaces.,Because students can afford the i7 models
"Lost my entire game a few days ago, another excuse to do it all again!",Is that an armor mod or face paint on the head?
What is a 100% legal move in a game or sport that is frowned upon and viewed as a dick move?,Taking a knee in football
Make alternate account. Complain about your comment gettting downvoted while making it look like it is someone else complaining and not you. Profit,This guy reddits.
"Sure, sure... But I wasnt talking about them. I was talking about the forward thinking left. Genuine progressives and classical liberals. The kind of people that created the French and American republics. The kind of people that ended slavery and colonialism.",Ahhhh Like Hillary Clinton and Obama!
"A message from an excited newbie.. I just got my PsPro and Psvr together yesterday, and bought VR worlds to try it out. And I am in love. The level of immersion I felt was insane, I didn't know a game could make me that excited! The descent into the darkness under the sea terrified me, the space mech suit shooter was incredibly fun and used the controller in an immersive way, and I have never been so invested in what is basically pong, but powerball (can't remember the name) is probably my favourite so far. I can't wait to get more games, where do I start?","Sounds like I'll be getting Arkham and Rush of Blood (just had to order ome move controllers as there is a big shortage of them in NZ), are there any games that don't use moves at all that I can get to fill the time while I wait?"
5000 uptrumps and this becomes a the Donald subreddit. uuge,I propose we make this a Darrell Castle themed subreddit.
Tried out some Adams Polishes Tire and Rubber Cleaner,"Really nice vid, thanks."
And trump is British for fart. I never knew we had so much in common.,"And trump is American for xenophobic, greedy bigot who grabs pussies."
"That makes seven for Ortiz, the most for any DH.",who has the most Gold Gloves at DH?
I'll try to look up the law later. There was a law change that made it so people who vote illegally shouldn't be assumed to have done so fraudulently. It should be assumed to be an honest mistake. This helps officials turn a blind eye to voter fraud and allows liberals to claim that it's not a problem because so little is found. Of course we don't find it if we don't look for it. I'm of the opinion that if you don't look for this kind of problem you are encouraging it to take place.,that's voter intimidation you racist.
"To be fair, I dare you to find me a Practical katana for Real world ,everyday use Who *actually needs* a katana, Name for me one person.",Someone in feudal japan?
And the other claimed an entire generation of children belonging to one race were predators sooooo...,no she did not....
Did anyone else notice the scar on Hillary's throat?,LUL
TIL Walmart Loses $3 Billion a Year to Theft,"Good, fuck em"
"Yea, but that's bbc not twd. That's big black cock vs tiny white digits.",lol!
Been sitting in my office the past 20 minutes with tears rolling,I think we all have :(
When the enemy ship is going straight and steady :3,Slow and steady ~~wins~~ loses the race
Developers constantly claiming the're PC Mustard race and yet they're afraid to give PC crowd hands on the game for the second time in a row is totally not suspicious.,merry cakus dayus
wait what....... was she ugly or something?,She has no limbs... what do you think?
"Why the Construction Skillcape Buff is a Horrible Idea The construction skillcape buff is a horrible idea and the reason why is it devalues home teleport tablets and teleporting as a whole due to the portal room which devalues law runes, previously the cost of using the portals at your house was the teleport tablet itself or the runes used to teleport home. This means we lose a money sink, devalue teleportation spells and devalue teleport tablets as a whole. I'd personally say that this would only not impact the ingame economy and balance if it were a reward of something like the (non-existant currently) Comp Cape. Getting 99 Construction is fairly easy so this can easily hurt the game.",just like how eternal glory devalue glory a whole lot xddddddddd
Is that in service yet? How long does 9000 tons of fuel last?,At least an hour
"Trump always said he hires based on qualification, and not on gender. If he feels the more qualified candidate is a man, and he hires a man, at least he's honest. I'm sure if he felt a woman was a more qualified candidate, he'd give her a job on his cabinet.","Yeah, because Giuliani, Palin, Christie, and Arpaio are fantastic picks based on their qualifications..."
zesta-punta,Valentziar pilota
She also lost Wisconsin and Michigan in the primaries. The rust belt fucking hate the Clintons and she did nothing to try to fix that.,They were supposed to fall in line
"Your post history is filled with Trump supporting bullshit. I'm surprised you aren't grabbing her pussy in this picture. Let me guess, she doesn't know anything about politics so she doesn't understand how problematic your ideas are that you express in your post history? Good thing my girlfriend is a liberal atheist and doesn't have to get fucked staring at your teddy bear with a Trump shirt on sitting next to your giant American flag. I assume your Bible was on the nightstand? Also, what the fuck is going in with your feet? And hair? Also also, I know my post history is retarded, it's on purpose. Yours isn't...",People voted for Trump specifically in reaction to people like you.
This enormous mushroom popped up overnight,Did your bf stick his junk in it yet
What would you say is wrong with the current talent?,DirkTheCaster
I feel like people are using cringe to describe everything they just don't like or disagree with.,"yeah, it's pretty cringe"
"Yes, but this is coming from someone who enjoyed Jessica jones. This show maybe more your flavor. I have a thing for very strong villains that are also relatable and I felt Kilgrave was just that, which had me glued to my seat from the time he was introduced until the finale. I still enjoyed Luke Cage though.","Yeah, Kilgrave was good, it's just that Jessica herself was awful."
What is the best aspect of sleeping?,Not having to set an alarm because you don't have anything to do the next day.
Very horny here at work this morning,you are HOT!
"I was doing it too for all previous DLCs. Hearing about them not considering dedicated servers? Nah I'll just keep my money if they aren't willing to use it for such a crucial thing as dedicated servers. (Yes, I do realise the work it takes to convert the game from p2p to dedicated but if you aren't willing to go through that then I'm not buying useless DLCs just to support you)","Then...the game won't be getting dedicated servers, lol."
"It's nothing too fancy, But I Love My new X1!","At least its the right color, and not plain white or black."
Hillary Clinton on Twitter: The attack on the Orange County HQ @NCGOP office is horrific and unacceptable. Very grateful that everyone is safe.,Hmm how long will it take before the Donald says Hillary planned the bombing.
Do player deployables scale with current power/level or the state you were in when you spawned them? Easiest example is probably Artemis traps. Will they do damage based on how strong you were (and points in the skill) when you dropped them or how strong you are once they're activated? If you level the skill while in use (more likely with things like Vulcan turret or Nu Wa minions) do they get stronger immediately or on the next cast? Same with frenzy or ama aura's etc?,"Depends, vulcan turret if placed on the ground before adding another point in it will retain it's base dmg before the point adding, but scaling will increase if you buy more power."
"There is something realistic about this in that OF COURSE you can be interrupted when telling something to someone that's important, but unless you get separated, there's no reason to not be able to go back and say What were you saying earlier? The characters never do this with those one-time bits. I think this should be pretty simple to fix too. Just increase the intervals between drop ships or place safe areas around the map where dialogue can happen without interruption. One day, I suspect a FAQ will be made including those dialogue quotes, and it will be the single most helpful bit of story exposition out there.",Or just patch a flag into the game that is set whenever exposition conversations are happening that prevents random encounters from occurring.
Gosh darn autocorrect,this really text'd my wrong number
I was optimistic and hoped he would tone back the paranoid rhetoric. Sadly I was wrong.,"He's such uniter, just what this country needs right now."
"Best Buy (didn't work there but had on blue polo) What kind of inconsiderate lazy worker are you? Standing there on your phone while I'm trying to get your attention, acting like you don't even see me! Where's the manager? I've never heard a more shrill scream from a woman in person until the moment I shrugged my shoulders and went I dunno.",Lmao she showed you
What do other people accept as part of life that you personally cannot tolerate?,Other people
"Human technology WILL reach this point, and unless we prepare for it it will be a disaster. As automation replaces more jobs, joblessness will increase. Income from capital will continue, income from wages will diminish. Income inequality will continue to increase. The US's answer to this, Trump, will shortly be seen to be completely misguided. We need to increase the safety net and we need to implement something like Universal Basic Income. Otherwise we are going to have a very violent and tumultuous run up to 2030.","hmm, somehow a war might actually be a solution, not the right solution but it would create a lot of jobs."
but the fact it has nothing to do with women is *why* it's misogynistic,Ohhhh ya i thought about it now i understand why
How do you join the Illuminati faction?,"You don't decide to join them, they decide to make you join them."
Douglas County will stop funding library system. All of ten libraries expected to close.,"But, but...they honor veterans!"
N'S!,**CLOSE ENOUGH**
Why does Varejao exist?,To flop.
"My motto has always been if you don't have me in 5 seconds, then you don't have me.",Makes for an interesting dating life?
The first thing I noticed about the demo.. I wish I could read Japanese right now..,Sucks you can't change language or subs.
The new lifx strip in my pc.,Too many cables in my opinion.
"If we're going to give Lore-based answers, I'd say the answer is: Because nobody else from Zed's Order has joined the league of legends (yet)","The institute of war doesn't exist anymore, nor do summoners."
"I feel ya. The series is just too good to not continue (especially the jump to AJ- that's gonna be a shocker no matter how much you prep), but the ending of T&T had a deep emotional weight that's still unmatched in my opinion. The perfect conclusion to the OT.",Will it really be a shocker if I know it's a huge timeskip and Phoenix loses his badge?
I want a clear full body. The thank you! Image didn't show his legs The anniversary image was his upper body His JumpScare is is the upper body. His running is too blurry.,"The last frame of his jumpscare shows his pelvis and the top of his legs, the bottom of his legs is the endoskeleton legs."
I wish dueling was still legal.,"Easy now, tough guy."
So in order to be a free world we have to remove our borders and let immigrants rape our women and children? No thanks.,In America we rape our own women and children god damn it.
Was so excited about this that I posted it as soon as I read about it. Apologies if you were planning to have an official announcement for this for the subreddit. x__x A question: Are the wings of light of a different color than the first DM Destiny? Not sure if it's the lighting of the photo but it looks like the wings have an orange hue.,"It has a different color, also thanks for posting it for me, I get lazy from time to time."
Merry Choo-Choo-Christmas Motherfuckers!,This is so dumb I love it.
What should I have for dinner? I'm out of ideas here and don't feel like cooking,Turkey and ham sub.
Stats?,Same as every other sparrow in the game at this point.
"Trump supporters and voters are fascists, they do not deserve to be treated with respect. Fuck fascists.","But Trump is the one who spreads hate, isn't it?"
"Lady Gaga as Medusa She's done tv before and I really enjoyed her, idk she kinda strikes me that she could do a good Medusa, you guys probably hate this idea though",Christina Hendricks would be perfect.
29/M/Welder,I too am a member of VAG
...pretty sure the President-elect's rhetoric incited the protests.,"nahhh....they are all definitely paid protestors...just another massive, nationwide, multi-city LiberalllLLllll conspiracy."
Then you realize its Russian weaponry and fear more for the Fish then their targets.,Don't forget the mortal enemy of the Russian Navy: British fishermen
"The entire Seahawks o-line getting $6 million (even the cheapest in the NFL) is still a massive overpayment, IMO.",Put me in coach
I cleaned my PC 1 month ago...,"Are you by chance, a spider?"
"One of the nice things about teaching music. The kid can either play it, or they can't.","This is how I played my masterpiece at the school concert, We Are Number One."
The heck was that?,What a maneuver!
Omg. Her marketing team this last month or so is the one she should have hired years ago. This and the pant suit power video made me laugh so hard. It's nice to see some freaking humor coming from her camp.,"Actually, it feels like she's using Obama's campaign team this time around, so she wouldn't have been able to do it last time."
How do you make your ears less sensitive?,Cut them off.
"Bill O'Reilly Turns On Trump, Calls Talk Of 'Rigged' Election Unpatriotic",Rigged elections are unpatriotic.
"When Kroil isn't the answer, this sure is.",Por que no valve lapping compound?
Mafia III looks so much better with a bit of ReShade!,looks like san Andreas TBH
All Chansey Maxed out gym,"Now imagine this, but with blissey instead."
What profession loses all credibility when you add the word home in front of it?,Proctologist
Bernarnold?,I'm loving Bernarnold.
"Thats the amount of money politicians believe is necessary for a middle class existence, 1.6 Lakhs per month, the middle class salary of the PM","No, its based on a Reddit post were someone asked if 1.6LPM was enough to survive in Bangalore."
"No you can't. Both myself (DH) and out DK zoned out, changed to tank spec and as soon as we zone back in, it auto changes you back to the spec you were when you started. As for your second point, it's easy to determine if someone was kicked or disconnected and equally as easy to make a failsafe to prevent such behavior.","This is not true at all, I've done it myself several times."
"Just study it out! Also, Soros doesn't own any voting machines. You should probably do your own research.",Oh I'm sorry he just owns a company that makes them
Touhou i think,Yep she is !
"You need to download and install the DVD order metadata agent separately. This is absurd, it should be built into Plex, just like Kodi. Apparently it used to be but for some reason they removed it.",Might have been removed for licensing reasons?
Spreading Christmas Joy,"ITT: Jelly School, class of 2016."
"Given the country we live in now, I wouldn't be surprised if they all end up hanging from trees.","Little dramatic, don't you think?"
If I remember correctly he wasn't necessarily murdered. He had medical issues and may have died of natural causes.,"It said he died of a gunshot in the post up above, is that not true?"
"I'm in the same boat, this comment only adds to that.",I'm 1h30 late for work because I watched this.
Anything,Do do do do dododo doddododododo
"At the texan game in Houston. Wish I was at Gillette instead, what the fuxkery is going on with our pats?!",Turns out playing a third string quarterback against a defense prepared to stop the run is a pretty solid strategy to win.
BEREDAR CHAT DONATUR DEMO 2511 BERI INSTRUKSI,?
"spendy Yoyos are luxury items. If you or your wife have televisions, or jewlery, or like to go out to eat, or whatever, it's basically the same thing. but yeah, Imo you should not whip out the it's a precision-crafted piece of engineering bs. It's true, but it also doesn't matter.","You hold your tongue, Sir... My NCIS/Big Bang Theory, bling, and KFC are my American Right!"
"Do Brightstone ruins(Lev 45 blue dungeon) solo, its easy as FM and is doable with your AP. given moonwater tears is 60silver each and it drops 2 per run,so garunteed 1.2g per run and u can do each run in 10 min.Also Moonwater merry potters recipe might drop which is around 30g now. good luck :)","Hogdonny is a bit faster I think, but chance of the big drop in brightstone."
"Giuliani is one of the biggest neocons there is, huge advocate for the Iraq war even after it was a disaster. What makes him desirable for a cabinet position?",He can investigate 9/11!
What is something that seems harmless but is actually dangerous?,Going on Reddit
"Somewhat related, if a caster has *Greater Invisibility* going on, and that caster is casting a spell, can that be *Counterspell*ed?","if you can see the spell being cast, but seeing as it's greater invisibility and i doubt you have tremmorsense then probably not"
Because some people still think the devil's cabbage will cause mass hysteria.,I mean it has been known to make Jazz musicians hook up with white women.
Hitler didn't listen to the pope either,I am glad your argument is based on fact and logic and not just fear mongering...
Member when we used to become Gods? Member when we were the most righteous generation? So many Mormon Member Berries. Member when Brigham told everyone to vote for slavery? Member when only white people could hold the priesthood? Member when they used to pay bishops and stake presidents? Member when BYU used to electroshock gay people? Member when BYU's President conducted student spy rings to find Communists in the faculty? Member when Ezra Taft Benson said black civil rights was a communist plot?,"Ah, the good 'ol days."
How can 'have not' schools not afford it? It's not like we're paying these guys.,"Yeah, but see, you have more good alumni to do that with than we do so I want you to not be allowed to do it"
I thought they tried to alternate Offensive and defensive captains and rttp players last year. If it's like that again this year I see either Sanders or Thomas getting it,Not the GOAT Simean?
San Francisco?,The other East side.
"Yeah right, and grizzly Adams had a beard.",Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
"But you have to think about playing them all at the same time, if I start 2 accounts up at the same time and play them only at the same time, that doesn't mean I'm playing double the amount","He said 1600 exclusive hours, he subtracted the multi logged time"
Found the Flyers fan.,Yinz goin dahntahn to the civic arena?
"Ha, tell that to President Obama in 2010, I'm sure he'll get a chuckle. He had the House, the Senate (by a much wider margin than the Republicans do), and the White House in 2008. You know what he got with those huge margins? A stimulus package and a watered down ACA (no single payer). I don't expect the Republicans will get much more than a repealed ACA and an infrastructure bill in the two years that they've got since the Democrats are going to run the exact same playbook the Republicans just ran for 8 years - obstruct, obstruct, and then blame the other side when nothing gets done.",To me personally a repealed ACA is huge.
"Pokemon you forgot existed? Phantump, how about you?","I occasionally forget some Alola mons', but that's just me not really getting a chance to settle down with them yet."
#is that a pro genji?,"No, that's a console genji"
Finishing up my base in the snow!,and here I am having not even invented glass yet...
"Fusion rifles are in a good place right now Besides inconsistencies due to lag, I feel that fusions are currently a very solid secondary to bring into the crucible. Although they may not be as competitive as shotguns in some situations, I've found that if you can master the voop, they can be extremely effective short-mid range monsters. After using a few fusion rifles for the majority of my trials runs this weekend, I can say that it is extremely satisfying to vaporize a rushing shotgunner into a cloud of cheeto dust with my solar Saladin's Vigil.","Fusions rifles, sidearms and shotguns that arent the max impact archtype are pretty good, its only the high impact shotguns with Rangefinder that are a lot better than they should be (in my opinion)"
Grasp of Malok: which scope?,"I love rlr5 and with braced frame you should have enough stability, the range boost from the sight is terrific at plus 14."
Wasn't that Rose? He still doesn't have social media,Walker took a break from social media I think in the 12/13 season because it was becoming a distraction.
A friend of mine had her students write nice things about each other on notecards. This was one of them.,Kids are so cool.
Obama Administration staff reacts to seeing President Elect Trump enter the White House.,but it was her turn!
My Secret Service codename is... So here's something I was wondering from S1E05: Kirkman tells everybody at the medal ceremony that his Secret Service codename is Phoenix. Would a president actually do that? Seems like a big security risk to me...,Michelle Obama said her and the President's codenames on that Carpool Karaoke segment with James Corden she was on.
"It's insane to me how many people continue to ignore TPs, even of the elite pvp groups. They spend tens of billions collectively pimping their ships for some percentage gains in tackle range, tank, and speed. However, if you look at the battle reports, there's not a single TP huginn, hyena, or vigil to be seen, even though any one of those ships will increase the damage application of the entire fleet by 75% or more. #MakeTPsGreatAgain","There are people that say painters allow logi to lock faster, but honestly I feel like that is wrong in most cases."
Republicans. At least the really batshit crazy ones.,There's definitely no batshit crazy democrats.
Imagine a world without government and religion. What is it like?,Somalia.
"Agreed, my only concern is the people who will build him DPS instead and make your team handicapped :(",Who needs a tank if you can kill them all solo
"Oh yes too many easy kills. I am gonna bring my crew and we are gonna choose recruit in all rounds. We are gonna ruin their game and they will leave. No brothers and sisters, you can't play free comfortably. You gonna taste wires, c4, shield squad. Pay the full price like us. You are welcome.","let the games begin, and may the odds be ever in your favour."
What the fuck? What even is your point? Does the fact that someone in the 21st century can replicate what were then revolutionary technologies/concepts somehow invalidate the fact that sub-saharan people discovered them in the first place?,I think they are being sarcastic.
What are your favorite vegetarian meals?,Bacon
WROONG!,Sniff
"The answer to that question is simple. It would start a tit for tat feud between the Reps and Dems, and every time that the WH changed hands, the outgoing president would be charged with whatever crimes the incoming president felt like bringing. As it stands there is a truce, and they don't engage in that kind of childish behaviour.",Its so much better for both sides to agree to abolish the rule of law for themselves.
"I can;t speak for all of them, but I know that JMU has 1 loss, but it's to North Carolina. Eastern Washington's lone loss was to NDSU, plus they beat Washington State. Jacksonville State's only loss was to LSU","Dammit, wanted my two flails to go undefeated against in Death Valley this year."
There's a point in the same sequence (assuming trench run) where you can see Vader's eyes through his lenses as well.,"That is easier to see though, I didn't even know you could see the pilot's eyes."
Bollocks.,"Excellent, well thought out retort."
The only way to rock this amazing game! Fuck those mod kiddie wannabes who think they know better than this team of experienced industry experts and designers!,you dropped this
"Ditto. if you're in the SF Bay area, I'll take you out for a drink to celebrate being fixed!",Way far away but an internet toast is sufficient
I WONDER WHERE I SAW THIS BEFORE???,But...but the parties have switched since then...
Ooooh what did you fix?,World hunger.
Good catch - lets go beat the shit out of him now,u/Ninjahkin is into SM it seems
"Tireless Trucker 2R Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Truck Artifact token with 1, Sacrifice this artifact: Target Vehicle gains Haste until the end of turn Whenever you sacrifice a Truck Artifact token, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Trucker. 3/2",Fucking trying to rape standard?
"I've tried to engage Trump voters in a positive way after the election. I believe a lack of dialogue is part of why he won. I've concluded this is impossible. Sample exchange: MAGA: Finally, all those people cheating the system and living their whole lives on welfare are gonna get it taken away. They're ruining the economy! ME: It's true there are people who cheat the system. That's frustrating. But the vast majority of people on welfare return to the workforce in less than a year [provides data]. And welfare accounts for only a small part of government expenditures [provides more data]. MAGA: Of course those numbers come from the government. They spread those lies to keep the money coming in. ME: But the agency producing these numbers is non partisan. MAGA: The parties are the same! Libs and the GOPe! ME: [produces more data] MAGA: You know, it's easy for you college types to throw numbers around. But you've never seen anything. I've lived by these welfare types. I've seen it. You just wanna come at me with a bunch of hypotheticals. Some of us live in the real world. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WITH THIS!?!?",r/thatHappened
"It's actually a reverse gif, she just saved her car from rolling backwards down the hill.","You sneaky, smart bastard!"
I'm sure they will replace it with something better.,"We can trust them, I am sure the bankers learned their lesson last time."
I used to hate republicans/conservatives. This election has made me hate republicans/conservatives and democrats/liberals. Bunch of hypocritical whining losers and babies across the board on both sides. This country is too full of adults who think having a tantrum/meltdown when they don't get what they want is acceptable. We saw republicans become delusional retards when obama was elected and now we are going to see democrats become delusional retards now that Donald has won. If they put half the effort they spend protesting into actually getting people out to vote in the first place they wouldn't have to have public crying meltdowns in the first place. I feel like a very liberal person who has no party anymore.,"It's almost as if we should probably have a broader political spectrum available for the purpose of discourse....I mean, it's not like our founding fathers abhorred the idea of political parties or anything like that, right?"
1st year cub here.,I suggest some sort of tool bag for all that swag.
Wow. 30 days.,"green light , even sober this would have happened (at a similar speed or lower 100km/h ), his only mistake is being drunk"
Or he has some kind of serious mental illness.,Typical humans trying to diagnose what they can't understand as an illness...
"I love me some kratom. In fact, I just had some with my morning coffee. Red maeng da with some green maeng da extract to be exact.","I'm right there with ya, enjoying my morning quite a bit :)"
Breaking: VP candidate Pence's 737 slides off runway at LGA,I had to circle for an hour because of this around 2200 last night.
"Nah, I'll always call it out. I mean, I don't make a whole subreddit for it but I'll definitely point fingers. ;)","Subtle, very subtle :p"
What to do If you are witnessing Islamophobic Harassment,But but harrasment didn't exist in my liberal university so it's pointless to talk about it
"Try losing to two non bowl eligible teams and as a result, those two teams become eligible. At least our embarrassing losses benefitted people. Except us that is...",Try being a bowl ineligible team.
How can a Man run a Country without any EYEBROWS?,He will have 100% approval rating in the coveted painted on eyebrows demographic.
No,"Welp, cancelling pre-order, worst game ever"
Hope Hank cooks it over a propane grill too :),Hank Hill is just the best cartoon dad ever imo
"Reddit answer: he's not currently playing because the level of competition in the NFL is too low for his abilities Honest Eagles Fan answer: He played lights out all preseason, probably has the best hands on the team (not like the bar is set high), would be on the roster if JMatt was any better on the outside. The thing holding him back is he's not anything more than a slot receiver and he isn't an ace at getting wide open. Some more background: He spent some time on LSU's roster but couldn't get a starting spot behind Odell and Jarvis Landry and spent time playing for LTech before the NFL.",My issue is jmatt isn't even good in the slot
Going deep.,Source?
"As a Venezuelan the first thing I write when I see these posts is Fuck off then I have to back off and say some large paragraph explaining why you are wrong. I'm just tired of doing that, you just have no idea of what you are talking about.","don't waste your time, their a bunch of 16 year old kids"
"Sometimes I ignore people, *on purpose*",Dude haha I was just joking no need to go that far xDxD *someone help me*
"Exactly. Also, as long as Darko and Bennett exist, you'll be safe Greg.",Cannot forget Bowie...
Pretty sure that in Arnolds day people didn't give a shit about which IG fitness influencer was dating who.,FYI drama was around before IG.
"I get it. But as dismayed as we may be, let's direct that energy and passion toward something less head-bangingly futile.",Yeah what's wrong with some states completely throwing off the balance of the vote by putting in all the electoral votes behind a candidate with %51 if the vote.
"It definitely goes to a jury in a case like that. If you're throwing punches, and have had prior training in making those punches deadly/incapacitating, then a good lawyer will always go for an 'assault with deadly weapons' charge. Kind of like that time I had to pay 70 bucks to ship my training gear because a flight attendant didn't feel comfortable with 'fake weapons in the right hands'. Wood hurts, sure, but nobody is hijacking a plane with a quarter-inch thick stick.",Maybe for a scrub like you!
The high point of Trump's presidency will be when he get banned from twitter. Not sure his ego could take it.,"His ego can barely tolerate normal conversation, this would turn him full carrot."
"Perhaps you need to sell this in a different way. Amount of time (paid man-hours) it takes to figure out how the cabling works, amount of extra work required to do the actual work with the cables, especially the ones you can't reach easily, the fact that you had to blindly cut near the cable and risked damaging the cable itself as a risk that could incur additional costs in the future, etc. then suggest the fix not as a means of making things easier for technicians, but as a means of reducing these costs. With some people, they only see things in terms of money, so the best way to convince them is to show them it's a good financial investment.",I agree with you 100% but as an intern clearly I don't know anything about how a business runs
"The failure to make veterans a priority in more than just the mouth-noises we periodically make is one of our greatest national shames. We claim to have learned the lessons of Vietnam, but yellow ribbons and vapid bullshit about being heroes, while invading the Middle East shows that no lessons were learned at all. Veterans don't need their asses kissed, they need access to top quality medical and mental healthcare, and they frankly just plain need money, in addition to job training and other assistance. They need it to be thrown at them, they don't need to have to fight for every inch of it.","Yeah, well, the American public likes people who weren't captured, so all those namby-pamby so-called 'heroes' who get taken by the enemy can just stop whining and go home"
"The case is in reference to a Jane Doe filing charges of rape against Donald J. Trump, accusing him of raping her when she was 13 years old in 1994. Has nothing to do with human trafficking what so ever.","Oh, it's so much better that he's accused of raping underaged women AND human trafficking."
Good Time To Buy Hey! I'm new here but have been looking at Android Wear for a few months now. I was looking at getting either the Moto 360 or the Huawei device. But a while ago I saw some new about an update possibly coming out soon with possibly hardware. Can the gods that exist on this subreddit advise me if now is a good time to purchase a device or if I should hang on? Thanks!,"Wait till Q1 2017, Google is releasing a smart watch."
what should the new Gorillaz album be called,The Book
Glad you said it because if I did with my flair of course it wouldn't be taken seriously. There was only one LT.,There can be only one.
"Aw yis we're getting articles already Now I will eagerly over-excite myself for the Shuttle article, which now I've said it will come out last. Holy fuck that Captured TIE card is frustrating.",Get rekt triple jumpmaster
Lee Spencer on Twitter: Brian Scott will retire from full-time racing at the end of the season.,Looks like we might see races go flag to flag next year!
"I suppose! Does one level really make that much difference though? Most of the people I know with the powerful Pokemon are level 22-25. I try to catch all of those I see that are powerful! Growlithe and Psyduck are near impossible to find here, sadly. I did get an 1800 Vaporeon last night though from a 650 Eevee I caught! Now officially my strongest Pokemon.",If you're not hatching eggs id start
white knight,"Obvious silly posts don't count, sorry :P You need to put some *feeling* into it!"
"The Mulberry topic was pretty fascinating. The Brits built theirs properly, and it kept going for a few months longer than it was supposed to, but it took a while before we were able to land ships on it. The US, however, pretty much had ships dropping off goods from the get-go, but took a lot of shortcuts. It worked well nonetheless - hell, it got the supplies in at the most crucial stages, until the first major storm took it all out. They were a truly crucial part of the war, along with PLUTO.",But the Allies don't get any credit for things like that because pipelines and harbors are boring compared to rocket planes and 60 ton heavy tanks.
MAKO AMERICA GREATO AGAINO!,Italian Caricatures For Trump?
Someone's got that Friday feeling,OMG there's like 3 people all driving on the wrong side of the road those MANIACS
Cut it... All that stuff is optional. Manufacturers put loads of random stuff in there.,Will it not stop everything from working?