Input,Output
"CS:GO and the Community towards Valve. We're ungrateful. No matter how many issues there have been such as hitbox issues, some bugs, a new crappy gun. We still have the game we really love. The game that brings a thrill like no other, we have those moments of loving the game when we make the game ourself, through comebacks and wins and even some losses, it's not the game that they make. So please, whenever something does happen, the game is almost always still playable, but more than that you are still able to play it, and make it the game you want - together.",Now that Valve is actually listening things are improving
Romanians who return to their country could receive up to 50.000 Euros to start a business,Does that mean that I have to leave and come back to be eligible?
a warm gun,bang bang shoot shoot
"While I do appreciate all these changes, I do think it's dumb that Yogg-Saron casting Overload spells will actually overload your mana. It's another inconsistency that I think the game would do better without. They explicitly stated before that Yogg-Saron is the one casting the spells, not you, but I guess that doesn't apply to overload spells.",That's a bug that is soon to be fixed.
I love the comic about S6 Life!!,"Yep, would love to see more"
"Um it does dude, 5 of my other accounts have been banned from here.","Provide the comment you made that got you banned an let's see if it didn't involve personal attacks, vulgarity, or any other slew of banable offenses."
"This isn't a good way to use statistics to figure out odds of winning a tournament. You're willfully choosing to ignore all information that isn't winrates. Deck line ups and quality of opponents would affect your odds. Your actual odds would shift from tournament to tournament because of different variables. Your real odds would be much different if say Kolento or Thijs or a really strong opponent was your first match to if they were your opponents in the finals. Also, if Blizzard had 8 man tournaments built into the game and you could collect data from those, you would be able to run form a hypothesis like Firebat and then use linear regressions to find a more accurate figure.",Nuh uh cause RNG removes any skill component duh
I didn't know being constrained by reality was downvote worthy.,You must be new to this forum.
Personally I don't give a shit.,Personally as a Jew I fo
Don't do what happened to your other YouTube channels you get one popular video maybe two then you just stop because some one says you are trying too hard or the video is so cringe... other than that if you are looking to do this large scale where you go out to random places around the country then at the beginning talk about where you are and what you might possible catch there if you are not looking to go large scale... then you can still talk about what you have a possibility of catching or something as for editing maybe play some soft music over a few time laps other than that i dont have much else for you. hope you remember my username.,Lmao damn bro I was surprised when my other YouTube channels were mentioned and the cringe part but yeah of course I remember
Chechen-Led Ajnad al-Kavkaz Captured 2 SAA Soldiers In Northern Hama Countryside.,"Erm logo is blurred out and the captors look like typical Syrians, I'm guessing that it is actually a Syrian group and the tweep is lying."
Man you Dutch guys are seriously some delusional fan boys.,Did you just assume his nationality \#triggered
"What does go with the flow mean to you? Asked a guy I met on okc after a few months of dating what we are doing, and he said he wants to go with the flow. I don't think he's seeing anyone else and I'm not for sure, but he still signs on to okc occasionally. Thoughts?",It means he enjoys having sex without making a commitment.
Trump is actively self sabotaging while empowering racists and fascists. Authoritarianism is spreading all over. Thanks a lot trump. Ruining America again,Think you forgot the
Lets get real. The writer doesnt want men more interested in discussing gender issues. They want men to agree with what women say about gender issues.,I agree !
"Yup. When I lived in Canberra, I quickly found that the prettier the bird, the louder and more obnoxious the sound. When I'm trying to sleep, I'd take pigeons any day over a lot of those birds.",I think the screech Cockatoos make is exactly the sound Pterodactyls would have made.
It makes a black screen thing and then the user automatically dies,seems legit
Bug: When you touched two walls you're getting stuck.,omg u haxxxxer
Why Anokuu is called Anokuu She plays as necromancer. Then other players underestimated the necromancer at first and Anokuu started beating then and they said AAAAAAAAAAAA and some people said NOOOOOOOOO and when she defeated all of them they said KUUUUUdos to you m8,omg its anokuuuuuuuuuu
"To recap: Trump trafficked in underage girls for illegal immigrant labor, then confiscated their earnings for rent at flophouses before sending the girls home with debt, resulting in accusations of slavery from the girls. Donald Trump trafficked in illegal child labor, at best.",Flophouses = Flip-Flopping = He's pivoting!
"Suarez is definitely gonna be Golden Boot winner again, barring injury.","Funny thing is Ronaldo was the top scorer almost the entire last season, until he got injured the last 4 weeks..."
British public overwhelmingly support banning the Islamic burqa by two to one,"They're all racist-sexist-homophobe bigots, of course."
What food is improved with bacon?,There really is such a thing as a dumb question.
Online games don't use much data. My boyfriend plays Overwatch on a tethered connection just fine.,But ping tho...
And I have to say in return you're acting like a dumbass right now. Again I never said EVERY fucking black person experiences it at the same degree. But every black person in America experiences it to some degree. Either directly or indirectly. And at this point. I'm done arguing about this shit.,"Fuck off, then."
"Yeah seriously, do you need a tool to do that?",Yeah he got Bautista to help him out.
I know a number of people that look for the classic flat screen CRT Sonys for that exact reason. Probably why they still show up on Craigslist for a more than expected price.,SNES should have just thought ahead and put an HDMI input.
For sure. This Keto diet is objectively bullshit.,Go to r/keto and look at all of those liars losing weight
They don't believe in voting? WTF is there to believe in....,That it matters.
Named my HDD and SSD accordingly.,Porn and More Porn
Trump Declares War: Mexican Cartel Assets to Pay for Border Wall,Because that kind of operation against the cartels would totally be profitable and not a net loss of money at all.
Fukushima Nuclear Plant ice wall fails to stop radiation reaching sea,But who cares cuz did you see Chris brown got arrested again and one of those kardashians has a new make up product out?
CNN?,Counterintelligence News Network
How common would that be in a third world country anyway? Seems better than working in the fields or making Nikes.,but they don't get to be on TV so their problems don't exist
OT God is a psychopathic mass murderer.,"Book of Mormon God manages an impressive body count, too."
WHY IS JEFF HAPPENING?,Victor probably has to read lines or something.
Before or after he pays his offshore taxes?,Don't sto thwith circlejerk man!
A true politician would just bring the big nukes and put his sunglasses on.,This is why we need Trump!
"Wait, you mean cutting taxes for biggest income earners and corporations doesn't balance the budget?",It worked out great in Kansas.
"I know ELO is whatever, but the playtime is undeniable. This was solo Q and shows how messed up matchmaking can be.",Did you win though?
its impossible to tell a while asking a question,That isn't even a sentence much less a coherant thought.
Deep thoughts for a deep mind,Looks like someone's in denial
Big brother: Family edition,"Id love to see a Big Brother of all former Survivor players, and a Survivor of all former Big Brother players"
TIL that a survey in 2014 showed that 57% of Russians regret the collapse of the Soviet Union.,"Well everything was going so well then, stores were full of diverse and fresh products, the building were strong and safely made, everyone could travel everywhere and discover how flourishing each part of the Country was..."
:D,:(
*mentally prepare for days and still back out at the last minute. =(,Every time I have to do anything that requires contact with people outside my immediate family
"i miss using utorrent, but stopped using after BTjunkie shut down.","utorrent 2.2.1 no bloat, no malware, comes with a torrent search"
dans o k,dans a swood dood
"So here's how this is done. First, there's four cartridges. They have the guys initial the tip, and then swap the one they wrote on for another, where they put the drawing. Notice that when it's being drawn on, they hold it by the bullet, so you can't see there's no initials on it. Penn and Teller then walk over to the glass stands, which are sitting conveniently next to a big silver backdrop. Notice at 2:26, Teller had both hands up towards the top of the stand, but then has his thumb conspicuously placed to cover something up as he carries it. What they're doing is pushing the initialed cartridges through a little hatch, it slides down the leg of the stand and rolls under the backdrops where stagehands retrieve them. While they're yammering on about the guns and safety, backstage they're pulling the bullets, reaming them through a barrel to give them sitrations, rolled around in some burning gunpowder or whatever to give them some fouling and an odor. Once the bullets are prepped, they are then moved to the body armor, which is hanging. Using some methodology, they stick the bullet inside the armor, so they can sneak the bullet into their mouths while they pull it over their heads. Now the drawn-on cartridges are in the guns, but the initialed bullets are in the opposite mouths.",Yup
Do you really think a right wing government is the face of innovation?,Fiscal innovation?
"Will UT be giving out free planners this year like usual? I have been searching high and low, even at Party on the Plaza, where I got mine last year. I really prefer the UT planners to any I can buy for some reason. Most planners are too big or too something, or maybe I'm biased to free things and routine? Whatever the case, I can't even find out who to contact at UT. I'm not sure who does the planners and I can't find my old ones to check.","dude bro canvas will solve everything, no one needs a planner"
"I agree. But it's a shame they can't use these designs. I would prefer they explore new iterations of old mechanics (like Champion a Forest) instead of just making new mechanics. Some new mechanics can just feel so forced, like Better invent something for this set instead of This sets needs something to be invented for it.","Based on the latest State of Design, I think MaRo might agree."
Here in Canada we got rid of the penny recently. Your post makes me wonder if any research has been done to see if any charities of the type you mention have been adversely affected. I wonder if it's a smaller or larger effect than the gradual move away from cash towards credit/debit cards?,I haven't seen any numbers but I would love to (if they exist).
Thank you!!!! Wilt was playing against nothing but lanky white dudes so it is natural that he dominated shit out of them.,"Right, because a 7 footer who can jump higher than Dwight, has a better finesse game than Cousins, and is comparable in strength to Shaq wouldn't do so well in today's NBA with its dearth of dominant bigs."
I like my men how I like my coffee... As far away from my genitals as possible.,It's 'cause we so hawt
"Yeah, I actually prefer it to the blue and green mint flavors. It's not great, but I like it. Good for cleaning out your system, too. And cheap!","I'm thinking I could probably Google it, but can you elaborate on clean out your system?"
"LF dragon, but will Add all :0",added you my safari is not dragon type but atleast u can get synchronizers from me
Look at all those chickens,Respectfull Americans honoring the fallen you mean
Jackie Chan to get lifetime achievement Oscar,Random Tidbit: My dad said he used to watch Jackie Chan movies when he was in the Vietnam War.
"I was home alone one day and decided to get myself off because, well, I was home alone and I was seizing the opportunity. I got pretty into it and loud because I knew no one could hear me. My parents got home later and asked, Our landlord stopped by to work in the basement around two, did you see him? I went into my room and literally cried out of embarrassment. I've talked to our landlord multiple times since then and the tension is palpable","i know what you did last summer, and i know what you did it too"
I'd say No Reply At All or Watcher of the Skies,He was pretty good on the trumpet on No Reply at All
hispter lady? she looks like an everyday nice lady who's taking a photography class which is very common! he's a dick head nonetheless,Nah man she has a camera AND is using it in public--grade A hipster
You should take out a credit line and borrow against that equity. I bet you could have a great vacation.. GO USA,i think you forgot the
Milwaukee Police Forcibly Arrested Two Men Last Night for Doing Nothing Wrong. They Got a Surprise When One Was A State Rep and the Other Was from the ACLU.,"Yeah, this sounds like it was reported without any anti-cop bias at all."
Got some examples of this 'edgier' content compared to the old content?,"Oh, you know - people talking about their struggles with depression, makeup tutorials for covering acne, independent left-leaning news channels.. You know, edgy stuff!"
Well you know they call Lichtenstein *The Switzerland for rich people*.,Richerland?
"80. He was a I'm good at this game, anyone who isn't is a noob type of guy.",Oh I'm sure his teamates must have loved being paired with such a positive guy
My first kiss was also at church!,Proof that church is a magical place
How long did it take for you to hit 1k views?,"Didn't take too long have about 44k views now but only about 60 subs, thats what sucks :P"
Pistachio.,and Sicilian pistachio!
Will the iPhone 7 spark sales like its predecessors? Apple investors sure hope so,"Apple investors want high sales, wow really insightful stuff here, thanks for sharing!"
It's very frustrating as a German on Reddit.,But aren't Americans just super-informed about German politics?
"He's also white if you are racist. Hey, if we are talking about irrational reasons to hate someone we might as well mention them all.","Yeah, fuck the white man, ain't do nuthin good for nobody!"
You really don't. Dogs don't think you're another dog. Acting alpha is just silly.,Clearly never been around working dogs
"Gender equality. Since women are as strong as men, I'll assume that goes for their legs too. I'll wait and give it up to a senior citizen.","But women are better than men in every way, so give your seats to women, you filthy men."
"now take a deep breath and let out a sigh of relief. you sir, have bigger balls than me. I would have nexused at the 300",Pffff... You should always nexus only if at 1 hp or below!
To all of you brave souls who survived,Major damage to your transportation infrastructure.
So are Panini stickers gambling? Should newsagents stop selling them to kids?,"Yeah, my pokemon card opening days as a kid have fed into my addicted pack opening ways now"
950mah lipo. This might be for sale soon if you are interested,how much?
"Maybe they should also hire some civilians to periodically whip us as we work too. And instead of calling us Airmen, our title should be changed to Minion.",*Airperson*
That isn't a solution to this problem,I'm pretty sure ignore it and it will go away is solid life advice for ANY situation!
"So, are the people running ISIS just stupid? Killing people who dissent in bizarre and gruesome ways actually isn't a very good way to win friends and influence people...","Well, it's working in Best Korea."
Its probably because of CoD xp. The hardcore fans who get to go would miss out on a double xp weekend and we all know how much we love to grind those.,But it has XP in the name!
It's me Trust me I remember posing for the photo,AMA Request
What could he have done about it?,it's not like he was in a position to do something about it.
We demand the killing of atheists is a trending hashtag on Arabic twitter.,This is terribly islamophobic please remove
How does shutting down am2r and wiiu sales relate?,Because Metroid sells millions of consoles and fuck Nintendo for not giving me exactly what I want
"James as a director is blast in terms of fight choreography, i expect a good episode just for that. it was a good decition to put him on the first two episodes",He's doing crossover too
"Dude chill, seriously. It's not even a big deal.",Yeah I'm literally raging over this
"Not really. He had one big hit on a defenseless receiver, otherwise nothing too exciting.",He also had an INT or two and everyone here was hype as fuck.
If every teleport was like Zeah's.,yea we should probably just introduce lodestones while were at it.
What abut the multi-billion dollar pharma industry that profits from your diabetes and high blood pressure?,That's totally different!
"It's literally rape because women are not getting raped and therefore are not dealt with, which in turn is oppressing (thus raping) women from appearing in stated porn. Also, how does lesbian porn fit into this scheme? Disclaimer: I'm drunk.",its not feminists who are galaxy ending threat.
An unprecedented number of states will vote on marijuana this fall,I've been waiting for Nevada to get their heads our of their asses... it's about time.
"I got downvoted million times for saying that teleporting suck, and now I can say fuck You all, I was right. Artificial movement for the win.","Three huge threads about motion sickness so far but nah, you were right."
:\ 5.0 US,Looks like a L2P issue
Oh ffs,*Looks like a L2P issue*
But he drops House Banners.,Obviously he takes them from the fallen he kills he was a mercenary remember?
"Honestly, anyone that has played knows how common this is, especially on a dodgy pitch.",nah hes shit m8
I thought you were hating on Alaska this week. Here come the downvotes. Prove me wrong.,This is reddit we can hate on more than one person lol xxxx
"Hillary Clinton 'Will Hold Press Conferences' as President, Press Secretary Vows","If you vote for me I will do things I should have been doing for over a year on the campaign trail She's the best candidate, so transparent, I'm with her"
I don't think she's his type.,Did you just assume his sexual orientation?
I really hate those fry baskets. They are so tacky.,But it's so unique and quirky and everyone will be social mediaing how cute it is!
That's a good idea.,Dreamz should deliver one in a soliq...shaquila...shakira
Hi! .. Yuh-can you hear me ok?,"Just because landlines have notoriously bad reception, right?"
I will forever hate shaymalan for potentially ruining the future of a live action adaptation of this master piece of a show.,Even the Ember Island Players did a better job.
Could always just hide the down vote button. It's easy to work around but it might reduce the down voting.,"People always knock this suggestion down because it's not a perfect solution for EVERYBODY such as those using res, so obviously it wouldn't do ANY good at all."
Gtfo with your shitpost,"But everything anti nvidia isn't a shitpost, right?"
"It's really depressing that this is what people get outraged about. Not crony politics, not people donating for access to influence high level politicians but a wild west themed poster. Sometimes I think we're doomed.","Yes, people can only care about one thing at a time."
I was watching Trading Places and noticed Gus Fring during his early years.,If that kept going I would have watched the whole movie without even realizing it.
The one and only!,BRENDAN!
??? = Muse? A man can dream!,Maybe it's more Foo Fighters!
"In a scenario where duping is gone, would you...",Can't wait to sell my fat stakes of Spider Eye Rings B)
Feels weird putting in Nova 2 since every other nova probably has put in either Global or their Pre-Rank Update rank... I feel like surveys on this sub are just pointless since nobody is silver/nova/mg and everyone is DMG or above.,My rank is GN3 but I'm easily good enough to be LEM easily so I put that
New Grad Guide to Travel Therapy,"Is it just me, or is this just advertising"
Need help with my PT test! Wednesday!!! I need to know what music I should listen to. Because our PT test is easy,Air Force song
CM Punk Vs Batista inevitable?,"Yeah, because Dave has almost certainly kept himself in fighting shape all these years"
Advice on a cheap table I'm a beginner who just recently got interested in TT at school and I'm interested in potentially getting a table to stick in my garage at home. I'm very casual and just want something to play against my friends with or maybe practice solo. What's the cheapest you can get functional tables that have decent durability?,"I had luck searching Craig's list, got a good quality table and a bunch of balls for only $50."
"It was sarcasm. It's obvious *how*, but *why*?",Obviously so they can regularly make it better for you.
Frank the Weasel!,That's really nice!
"BS, I just really like cheap donuts",Outlier.
What does the world need to move on from?,Dabbing
"Yonko Commanders By seeing jack and Cracker, something Hit my mind. How is WB even the strongest man in the world with those weakass Commander's . Like Marco and Jozu were legit , but others are not so impressive. What are your thoughts??","Luffy who is not on admiral level yet is getting the upper hand on big moms executive , and Jack is sleeping with the fishes after clashing with admirals.Marco on the other hand managed to kick an admiral who possesses the power of light accros marine fold , block akainus attack and take a direct hit from garps fist , borsalinos lasers and still get up like it's fucking nothing.Jozu with his diamond fruit and haki is probably close to invincible and this is just a speculation but could probably win against both jack and cracker as they are using brute force and weapons in combat rather then elemental attacks.We don't know how strong ace is because he got beat by blackbeard who is probably the main antagonist so he has plot armor + his devil fruit is one of the strongest in the series."
"Smurfing hurts matchmaking itself, not just all matches involved. When people discuss smurfing is bad for that match experience, there is hardly any debate. But it is astonishing to see how little understanding there is as to why it hurts hots and how. I will try here to explain in my ok-ish english, but please correct me if I'm wrong. This post is about a phenomenon which involves serial-smurfing: the bronze-to master journeys we see many streamer organize now. I want to speak out against this, because it hurts hundreds of matches which is selfish and increases anger, toxicity and frustration, thereby directly harming the community. **Laddering down = Backstabbing your own team** While the smurf is laddering down, a prerequisite if he / she wants to rank from bronze to master, the same thing happens every match. This part is almost never streamed, because it is such a fucking outrage to watch. You thought you got a good player, but he throws the match, because he wants to stream a smurf streak later on. This is a reportable offense, so they hide it. This kind of downfall takes a lot of matches, depending on the certainty of the MMR before the fall. We can assume hundreds of players get a shit match because of this one journey and it has not even started yet. **Throwing placement matches = Backstabbing your own team** Another way to get a nice bronze journey account is to just throw all placement matches. This is even worse, even though it ruins less matches, because as you might have noticed, your placement matches coincide with others', so everyone knows it's serious. So here you are, you get a placement match and your best player, who has a master account somewhere, will just throw the match. Again, a reportable offense, so they hide it. It takes at least 10 match throws to get into bronze, so that is at least 90 people who get in their team, or the other team, an afk, a feeder, or some other artful disguise of what is really an attempt to throw the match without the system detecting it. After either of the above, the next step begins. **Laddering up = backstabbing the other team** Nothing short of cheating. Turns every match into a coin toss. Do you have the pro on your team? Then you win. Is it on the other team? Then you lose. A coin toss, instead of an honest chance to influence your MMR. The problem with games turning games into a coin toss, is that it makes it very very hard to show you do not belong at that MMR. This is the area where I see the most confusion. If you get ten of these coin toss matches, don't you win half of them statistically, making it more honest? Yes and no. Yes you will technically win half. But after these ten matches, you are still worse off. This is because during those ten matches, your uncertainty got diminished, those ten coin tosses kept you on the same MMR, but increased the certainty that pins you on that MMR. This hurts exponentially, because it affect the accuracy of establishing low league MMR, which negatively affects all their future matchmaking, which increases the inaccuracy and aggravates ELO hell. **TLDR; not only the matches, but the entire matchmaking ecosystem is hurt by smurfing in many more ways than one. ELO hell becomes hotter with everything that turns matches into a coin toss.**",You are delusional
<--------------- Number of people buying Switch on Day One!,"If I can use it as a Netflix, YouTube, Twitch receiver on the go and a gaming tool then I will"
"Wow, what a bunch of idiots we've all been: storing 80+ GB of block data, doing a ton of pointless mining, verifying everyone else's transactions, etc. The whole time we could've just *trusted a central server*. That sure sounds a lot simpler, WTF was Satoshi even thinking!???",each central bank will run their own API
"I love the salt towards Offense, it sustains me.","If you are a white male dps main, you are worse than hitler"
Parents business is so small it's not registered as a business in the country and don't have an income statement. I'm so screwed,What kinda drugs do they sell?
Well that's oddly convenient for Clinton...,Also all those incidents and suicides...
"Replace the religions of OP and the muslim girl around, ask yourself how would you react if a catholic asked of a muslim that. Probably you'd defend the muslim. Fact of the matters is that people of different religion can be married, and people of different religion can raise a child, what she did was make an unreasonable demand.","Ironically a Muslim man is allowed to marry a not-Muslim girl if she is Christian or a Jew, but their children will be Muslims."
"Can someone explain something to me please? Perhaps im a moron and i dont get maths. But here's my question... If Hillary is up by huge margins among every single minority in the US, slightly up among college ed women and men, and beating trump among millenials, how is the race so tight???? I would think that all of those groups and demographics would out number the amount of trump supporters. Obviously I'm wrong. I would like to know how I'm wrong. Where am i not doing my maths correctly? PS... Please be nice. I'm asking an honest question.",Wasn't it also true Trump brought in a lot of people who have not voted before or have not voted in a long time?
Trump is chewing everyone out by his car,Really can you watch?
"This is a modern day version if a man in an alleyway, trench coat saying  hey , you !, then flashing his cock at unsuspecting women. Dick pics are modern day version of flashers in the street. Disgusting","It really is, and I hope one day they will be prosecuted in the same way as a real life flasher."
"This is a great idea, but the problem is, we're not like South Korea that has 300+km of railways within their metropolitan district. I don't really see this happening until we have better public transportation within Metro Manila (which is unlikely to happen in 2020).",Or a Massive earthquake will level the Metropolis like it just came out of WW2.
Average ESEA experience,My past 20 games are either my team getting shat on or us shitting on others (16-2's etc..)
Got something to hide?,See there are these things I like to have like privacy and security
But surely an APU is so weak that even an AMD CPU won't bottleneck it?,"I've never had an APU, so I can't judge"
"You don't even have to be good at hiding, just dont be spinbotting and everyone will come out of the woodwork defending fishy clips. Cause cheating surely can't happen outside mm","Cheating doesn't happen in MM, I'm global and haven't seen a cheater in 8 years of my career in CSGO."
"I spent some time trying to think of a better law then this, and I can't. Kudos.","This is all in good fun, but realistically would devolve into witch trials."
Unexpected Quintuple Kill,0/10 should've emoted
New Battlefield 1 Single Player Clip,"The short clips of gameplay are a good sign, you can see other friendly tanks and other soldiers on the battlefield that aren't main characters, it all seems plausible to happen, not you vs everyone else."
passive aggressive?,My pick is this.
"Shoes for crews. Little pricey, might be able to find something under 50. Variety of styles. Most are leather. All are slip resistant. Very comfortable. And they last a long time :)",Plus I think we get a discount
"If you're someone like Mehri, Alguersuari, Pic, Palmer etc, but these guys are hall of famers.","Not so sure about palmer, he is not quite Max chilton level but his is still damn good!"
No shit. But hey he lost fair and square because America doesn't want a socialist. Just ask the brilliant Matthew Yglesias and his pals at Vox!,"Yeah, they don't want a socialist but they all loves them some socialist programs!"
Oregon Unveils New Uniforms for UC Davis,Why is Oregon making uniforms for UC Davis?
It's pretty fucking shit here as well mate.,I'd have called it chazwozzers
Have you lost respect for Giants' ownership after the Josh Brown fiasco?,Fuck off
Have an upvote for your honesty,"Um, I think you should take some time away from reddit OP."
It's OK to use the downvote button to disagree.,I think this could potentially be an important one to remember for this thread.
"S3. Since the servers are still running, why not reset the leaderboard and have a new longer season with no rewards. It's not fun seeing the same top 100 all the time. I guess resetting the leaderboard would take a minute of your time. Please S2 ? If it's not possible, I would like an answer with reasons why :/",I paid them to be #17 forever - sorry pal.
"At tour de fat today, my friend dressed up as Hodor.","Hilarious, orginal joke."
My redhead dog was the best wingwoman ever.,Is it written in the redhead handbook that you must wear green?
hes 19,"I'd have to guess he was playing since he was young like many other pro's, otherwise he probably just thought it was the way every cs player played."
"Just migrated PC over to new case, now I can't connect to WiFi Hi everyone, it's GPU-removal guy again. So eventually I put everything together, it boots fine and everything is running fine. But I can't connect to the Internet wirelessly. Can anyone help me with this? I have a NIC plugged in to the mobo aswell and in the old case it all worked fine.",When you pull up device manager do you see it listed and enabled?
Can your PC run Minesweeper? Probably.,Someone check for me
pentru aia iti iei un seedbox cu 5 euro/luna :),de unde?
"People to play gta v with I dont have very many friends on steam so im asking for people to play online with. I mostly roam around, do stunt jumps, have fun. That sort of thing. But i also do racing and missions heists etc. leave your steam name or social club name if you want to play!",I'll play if you buy me a copy of GTA V :)
"Colin isn't trying to make a point. He knows he's getting cut, and wants to go out as a DEY RACIST pariah.",He's got to have something to do after he gets cut
But they sold the xbox 360 at a loss too!!!,You dropped this:
do you know how they work?,"no, but he knows that they don't work"
If Titanic sunk in 2016,Nice OC
Hello Games can't even post a short development update without r/NoMansSkyTheGame turning into a complete shitshow.,"Man, I love all these game subreddits that are now all exclusively about bashing the game."
"They were already out of the tournament, being a little bitch imo",Dude might show up somewhere now that it's been proven cod champs isn't rigged
Found the perfect docking station for the Overseer's Dais mount,Is that.. Centurion gear?
Is there a mandatory indigenous peoples seminar?,"Actually no Straight males allowed, you bully people."
"I mean, I used to have a regular customer who was actually allergic to mustard, so sometimes it's more than just not liking something. Still not an excuse to be a jerk, though.","But who trusts mcdonalds with food allergies, the most famous company for impeccable food hygiene"
A Cinema 4D FNAF Modeling help,use blender
Hillary: Clinton Foundation Conflict Of Interest Questions Will Be Answered AFTER The Election!,"Yeah, how about we respond to those conflict of interest issues on election day?"
BBC Big Black Cock,BLACK black Big Black Cock owned OWNED
"France's Le Pen: If I'm elected, we'll hold vote on leaving EU","Despite the National Front being primarily funded by Russian banks, I'm certain this course of action is in no way being influenced from the Kremlin."
Same with C9 the year before. NA seems to get a new booster shot team almost every year except 2015...and we know what happened at worlds then.,0-10 the dream
The one with the small town of like 8 houses nearby?,Yeah and the wall blocking off the hill with the huge electricity tower behind it.
Twenty One Pilots Match a Charting Feat that onlythe Beatles and Elvis have Managed.,I too associate the word rockers with 21p.
Obese people and smokers 'banned from routine surgery' as NHS attempts to cut spending costs. 'It's the only way providers are going to be able to balance their books... the service is bursting at the seams',Didn't they get $350 million dollars?
Another one?,There was a first one?
Mythbusters build team get their own Netflix show,With 3 episodes per season?
It'd give me a reason to start that private army without borders I suppose...,Punished u/ElderlyPossum
So God of War is Streets of Rage too? mmk,Any game with more than 2-3 presses of the x button is button mashing.
Theory vs practice.,Ain't nobody got time for that.
Is it worth powering up? I have a snorlax that is only 507 cp with zen head butt and body slam and it is 90% iv is it worth to power up?,It would take too much candy
"Tbh that giant, much better quality than the rest of the image Instagram monument? has a much larger surface area, giving it more shade and thus better for multiple people.",Ummm but that sciencey stuff is just an attempt of the LIEberal left to turn teenagers into heathens nice try
Sparky with a sick 180 noscope,That laugh will make that guy evoke his emotions.
RWBY. Don't judge,inb4 rwby is not an anime cause it's not made in japan!!!
too lazy for that.,Then live in shame as you wont ever be able to pick chicks up
Thank you! But will it void any warrentys ?,"Yes, using the build in functions of your mobo and RAM voids your warranty."
"I can pitch in as a third voice for this. Went to watch it with my dad while my sister and my mom went and saw Dark Shadows. It felt way too contrived and unnatural, and the acting was just meh.","Alright, but what about your opinion on The Raven?"
Karma...,"Yeah, that head monk really deserved it!"
Helping the sick and dying isn't meaningful? Of does it not count if it isn't white tile and high end electronics and ridiculously expensive medicine?,"Yes because antibiotics are ridiculously expensive, or even new needles"
"**REDDIT ADMINS ARE COLLUDING WITH THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN TO HELP ELECTING A CRIMINAL** **WHEN THE ELECTION IS OVER, BYE BYE REDDIT!**",Yea definitely leaving Reddit after the election.
It's official: Worlds First Level 1000,"Played with him yesterday, was really bad as Roadhog... smh"
"Oh, okay then",Is this really life or have I been transported to an alternative reality where you can game on a Mac.
Mlem Mlem Meeeeeeeeeeeem!,The true definition of a wet willy
Gender locked accessories but not costumes Am I the only person that thinks it's a bit ridiculous that my male imperial can wear a wedding dress or a miniskirt but can't have sparkle eyelashes?,It's like they're assuming my gender
"Oh shit, is there a cure?","Silly, there is no cure, only a bullet to the face"
"Regarding Champs. Hey everyone. I know many of us are saddened by our recent knockout of Champs, the second year in a row now. First last year with the squad of NaDeSHoT, Formal, Crimsix, and Scump, and now with Karma replacing Nade. It was a hell of a ride this year, with some major ups and some downs, and I know that the CoD Squad may be going hard on themselves. So, if H3CZ or Hitch or anyone from OpTic is seeing this: We're here for ya'll. We bleed green and we're behind the squad no matter what. Because we are the Green Wall. We are OpTic. No downs or losses will ever drive us away. Let's do this! 2017 and beyond. -NIMD3",Just add Pat Price on the team to beat Pat Price.
"Can't be urban white. Have to be rural, preferably with cowboy hats and big pickups and all the other trappings.",Aka a real American
I don't think you know any graph theory,"I don't know about you, but I at least knew the Szemeredi regularity lemma before I even saw it in my undergrad elective graph theory course"
Yeah. I can't believe this worked either.,I don't think it did.
Embracing Linux: Using Linux Mint for a Week,video starts around 25:06
Voting Restrictions Won't 'Make America Great Again',Outlawing Democrats will.
"I don't know why, but the record for oldest person seems to be cursed. Every time someone gets it, they die shortly afterwards.",Just like the humor in the joke.
"Sure thing, I'll be ORAS for the next hour so just invite me when you are ready",Thanks a bunch :)
Option to Pause with hotkey. I know we all hate to type in pause and that at times you need to react quick when somebody is dragging so I thought we should have like some hotkey where we can pause like making P for pause,"You can, try F2!"
Was he acting suspiciously?,Cory you a busta
"Help deciding what mechanical keyboard to buy. Hello guys, i have never had a mechanical keyboard before i wanna get my first one. So far i think i like brown switches (thanks to friends who let me try their keyboards) and i wanna buy one for me. What are good brown switches RGB or RED lights color full size mechanical keyboards? under $100. Please id aprecciate ur help and thank you",I have a steelseries one that I like but haven't tried anything else so it's hard to say for sure ...also it doesn't have lights lol
"Em, DICE, it's been 4 days. Where's our update? You had one ready for Xbox One , with fixes for 3 of the biggest bugs in the beta, but here we are nearly 2 whole days later, still stuck on the pause screen for 20 minutes at a time, only to be shown the end of round screen 18 times in a row. Level 51 and I'm Level 0 in every class. Please. 4 days into the beta. Update dis bitch.",It's a beta chill.
Doubtful. I've been a member for about 11 years.,"Dude get a life, playing a game for 11 years."
"Honestly, I just got lucky. The friend who introduced me to D&D met some other folks into it and we combined groups and both her and her sister were in it. Hell, she even plays video games with me :)",Is she single?
"Are we finally allowed to say FaZe has been overrated the whole year? Ever since S1 I have been saying FaZe is overrated that the way their roles work just don't work in a game that plays slower than AW and isn't solely about only slaying power but everyone shames me for it. I've had them out of my top 4 teams and people have gone crazy with downvotes and criticism. After not placing better than t4 the entire year and only t8 at champs, is it fine to say they aren't the same team in this game and everyone has overrated them?","But, they had special training.."
"A hint towards the next ark Once Scorched Earth dropped, I noticed something weird about the Logo. The Green triangle was glowing brighter than the others. Now, when I installed Scorched Earth, I noticed that the RED triangle was glowing brighter & casting off a flame. Now, we have been told theres gonna be other ARKs, with Scorched Earth being one of them, the Blue map could be either a huge arctic wasteland to parallel the harsh desert and temperate jungles of the other ARKs, or maybe as the Devs once said, an Ocean Map?",I can't wait for the next DLC!
I was wondering why I was getting headshot by cunt snipers in the middle of a blinding desert storm while I was crouched behind rocks. Mystery solved.,Better get preordering everyone.
this is almost certainly unnecessary u__u use std::string if you want a string,maybe (s)he's trying to understand the subtleties of the language (never hurts)
"I had made another post, I don't really understand the Variant concept. I have 3 Jeannes and I am thinking of combining them. One is fire (will probably keep) two are ice and one is green. If I combined them since they are different will they become a variant? Since she is 4 star there are two evolutions to get her to 6, do I just need to have a Variant in one of those or both of them?","If you use a variant as awakening material, the main astromon will become a variant."
"That's no malfunction, that's you using the wrong paper for the printer and/or not telling the printer what paper you're using. Picture's freaking me the fuck out tho.",Or putting the paper in up side down.
Only if you are expecting the more common updog-joke,What's updog?
So much for Daigo winning ECT this weekend. . .,Ryu op!
"They're 14, they don't have anything else to do.",To bad they have to go back to school.
when you go full rambo but realize you ain't rambo,CSGO'd
"Girl, that really was a rough spot",It actually changed a lot of lives
Wow... i didn't know the delevopper was like that :(,"oh, i didnt know the developer wanted me to do the 5 second task of turning off adblock, oh no"
Absolutely true and leaders know it and must be talking about it.,Wow - timely and true teachings - guess that means the church is true.
"**An unbroken, playable map.**",I bet you want PhD and the ray gun mark 2 as well!
What do you guys think about this save?,total luck fgt gg 2ez
It was one guy on a motorcycle with a molotov cocktail. Sounds more like a Trump supporter than an LGBT member.,"Unfortunately, reddit has taught me that people can be both."
"What is a word or phrase that, when people use it to describe themselves, is a good indicator that they are actually the exact opposite?",I have 300 confirmed kills
Damn :/ poor little oppressed guy. I wonder if he will donate his money to the oppressed.,"I'll give you two guesses, but you're only gonna need one."
Ocon wants to drive for Ferrari in future,Because having ties with two factory teams is not enough...
Indeed.,*raises* *eyebrow*
"In Manhattan yes, in Queens it's a huge benefit.","I could see that, the subways are much farther spread out in Queens."
Do we need another hero ?,Trump inbound
All I can see is some weird polish ad,At least the waifu in the ad is hot
you realize not everybody on the internet is over 20 right?,"Go back to playing vidya games, you millennial toddler."
"Yup. Not to mention the Bosa, Weddle, and relocation issues. Seems like Eli was right with his decision even if never won anything with the Giants.",Same with Elway and the Baltimore Colts imo.
"Dear Parents, Utang na loob, please don't use that utang na loob and sumbat to guilt us into catering to your every need and want when you're older and we are just struggling to set ourselves up. Or passing to us your debts and expecting us to pay them when you could have given us a simpler life back then. If I'll have children on my own I will give them what I can give without resorting to loans. Sensya na peeps, umagang umaga inaano ako ng nanay ko. Siya na siguro sa amin ang pinakatipikal na Pinoy when it comes sa finances. Good vibes pleaseeeee","Looks like you forgot to read about the terms and conditions lol Typical Filipino parents tend to treat their spawns like some walking, breathing, shitting, personal retirement plans Just you wait till you get a wife and paying off your own bills and mortgage lol"
Baby giraffe,All these *tween* giraffes with this fuckin fohawk shit makes me sick
We are the custodians of this planet and we are fucking up big time.,Gotta get rid of the competition.
J Cole is real overrated.,he paid for that double platnium
Because parenting and prison have so much crossover........oh wait. No.,If only the homeowners association would let him put bars on the windows!
"So instead of just telling you both it starts spouting memes, this is srsbsns.",It's just trying to give you the most accurate information.
Weird DC screen..... never seen this before (and the tiles on the left were moving lol),Suspicious cropping...
Matty Johns Show Discussion Thread,Add Benji to that list.
"the point is they're not biased, and they write positive reviews - kyle included - when they deem the product worthy of one.",Yes and Trump is meeting with the Mexican president... So that makes everything said and done before completely irrelevant!
Which shout best describes your sex life?,.
koosta does it again,No chill
Visual glitch bro sorry,"Not visual, audio glitch"
Plan better.,u dropped this
"Watch out, SRS will find your comment and be triggered by it",Hahaha those jokes never get old
BRING OUT YER DEAD,Hearthstone PTSD triggered
"I enjoy all opinions as long as they're respectful and not trying to tell someone to go fuck themselves. If everyone shared every opinion of mine, I wouldn't learn shit.",Lel kys
Earn it - get it. There are no participation ribbons.,A bipartisan commission of Democrats and Republicans will determine who earned it.
I'll never get why reddit loves to shit on good news so much,Because emotions are a sign of weakness and stupidity
but then you have to live with everyone calling you a little pussy all the time,"Being called a pussy or potentially winning a game/tournament, which results in you winning millions of $$... Hmm, hard choice."
Obviously Ruruka amirite,Juzo best waifu
Well they are wrong for encouraging their culture to be appropriated.,Did you drop this?
"That makes complete sense thanks, I feel stupid for asking now. According to r/the_donald Hillary can't even walk upstairs because she's so ill!!! Surely she'll have some sort of neurological breakdown 6 months in to her term....",Well yeah clearly she's on death's door but is also manipulating the entire media to her benefit whilst organizing murders through the shadowy cabal known as the Clinton Foundation.
Thank you for the clarification.,You're welcome.
Fuck me,Sure ;)
Good lord no Gragas anywhere. did that ult change really mess his playstyle up that bad? Or is just not a good solo jungle anymore?,Yea the ult change made it so you cant chain E-R anymore as it has a fixed travel time and thus can always be flashed.
The median to mean thing is pretty funny actually given the content of the column.,":) I mean he did only get a lib arts degree, right?"
Yeah I am.,Gotta use that
One car consumes 5 times as much fuel as a bike - it makes no sense adding those numbers together.,"Multiply that number with 3.5, we have 1.3 billion people in the country."
Need help with wiring and train logic for my main iron input!,I would not have a main line bisecting the waiting area and the unloaders.
So schools can do this under RTE?,Your intolerance is showing OP....
Why would they use actual water in their hydraulics?,To save money of course.
u serious :o? or u trolling the boy,ofc im serious worlds is starting today hahaha
Just no.,"Yeah just quit lifting, you're set."
where did u get SJW political bullshit from any of this? If a story about a Native American woman is now 'SJW bullshit' than dude u are just as triggered and paranoid as the SJWs,"Just look at his totally normal username though, he doesn't seem like the extreme or paranoid type"
"Former USC and Washington head coach will be paid $35,000 this season as one of Alabama's offensive analyst.",That's a surprisingly small salary
"Don't know why you're downvoted for that - even though he's probably not, the first paragraph looks like such typical marketing, why would you write Hacksaw Ridge in all caps?",I'm sure this is a pure grassroots campaign.
"Well, there could be a report system or something",You forgot the
Goat - JC3,Inb4 #animalabuse
I was putting away the dishes from out of the dishwasher And came upon the tupperware and asked my son Tupperware? Oh tupper here. as I put them in the cabinet.,"I call bullshit, Tupperware never comes out of the dishwasher dry, and ready to put away."
seriously? I saved my raisins for an entire year and now he is selling them. I guess that means there is probably something happening with them,"Trade them to zavala, then Amanda holiday, then cause, then Eris"
This is something that really fucks with me. Especially because some tools don't handle Ensembl format well and thus ruins my pipeline. THEN I run RNA-seq and there's no clear indication of where I can find a UCSC annotated transcriptome ... I MEAN WTF. YOU CAN GOOGLE ENSEMBL TRANSCRIPTOME AND EVERYONE WILL PROVIDE LINKS AND TELL YOU TO LOOK FOR THE CDNA FILE BUT NOOO HEAVENS FORBID THERE IS ANY POST ANYWHERE THAT PROVIDES THIS INFORMATION FOR UCSC. k im done.,Don't use UCSC?
Pedophilia is wrong.,"Yes, but which side of the issue do you agree with?"
It's a scammer overseas. He isn't even in the US. Sometimes they have older people in the US they use to forward the cash on to them but they are located overseas in Africa or the Middle East. This is a very very common scam. Source: I'm a cop. See this several times a week.,"Damned cops, always crushing my dreams n' shit"
"Yeah I knew that it was a random nation game, just wanted to share that information as it kind of relates to the topic. I've played a random nation game once (outside of the hre) and the emperor was some moderate-big sized country. Someone already said it below but just be a big country. You might not start as the emperor (or maybe the player can never start as the emperor) but if you're big enough you should get a pretty big bonus for the electors voting for you.","oh I actually forgot about the Big Nation in the HRE bonus, thanks for bringing that up!"
49 is about as almost 50 as you can get,Almost 50 = 49.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 How are you not getting this?
Fuck em and the Habs as well,Fair trade
"Why is it so hard for valve to just take maybe 10k from the major prize pool, then take orders from every pro player participating for the equipment they want to use(mouse, keyboard, etc.). Then they can order the equipment early. Then just have 10 computers with new accounts and no access to internet. Then i dont see how anyone can use cheats.",Because pros are stuck in the 1800s and use year that can't be bought off from retailers anymore
"And he got rid of the simple price on carbon Errr I mean, he Axed The Tax!",And my household is absolutely reaping in the savings from that!
"Am on Ssb Hello, sorry for the probably dumb question. If I build a crystal based AM transmitter with a crystal based somewhere on the 40m band, could I talk to a normal Ssb transceiver? Thanks in advance.","It would be really inefficient (losing a lot of power in the carrier and the unneeded sideband), but yes you could."
You're friends with nightblue3?,I don't think OP intentionally plays with people who are much lower Elo than him for them wins
What WG thinks the all chat looks like. Captured from the patch preview video.,Very good post Sir.
Travis Scott in the Three 6 Mafia tee next to Bill Clinton,The fucking lad
'Harambe McHarambeface' wins Chinese zoo's gorilla naming contest,Memes have taken over the world
These are the people supporting Ark's announcement of paid DLC,Sad!
HAHAHAH i read the i was a juror and wondered who i was talking to,One of the bitter jurors from S14 probably
A million beans? Most people on here do it for karma,Yeah but everyone knows you can take Karma with you when you die!
Who's looking forward for fighting/dueling games for touch ?,"Raw Data for the Vive (and hopefully Rift) does support multiplayer, and you can sword fight each other in it in the loading lobby."
"Blocked nose? Do ten pushups. It will clear up straight away. Seriously. My cold was better but I still had an annoying blocked nose. I got down to do some pushups, when i stood back up, the snot just immediately cleared itself from my nostrils. When it started to get blocked again I did another ten pushups and there it was again, clear breathing. I've been using this trick for a long time. Only just realised I should share it. Something about the angle and motion just clears a blocked nose almost instantly.",I don't believe it this is just some ploy to get my fat ass to work out.
You're in a car full of diverse strangers and they hand you the aux. What song do you play in order to please as many of them as possible?,Whatever the fuck I want.
GrownUpPekkahs | 15 members | Level 7,PM'ed.
Bambini viziati e genitori isterici: un problema di regole,Nel mio piccolo posso confermare: i bambini hanno bisogno di regole e di genitori che gli tolgano il peso della decisione.
Winston Peters: 'Most Kiwis are struggling',"WOW What a revolutionary statement, no one would ever say anything like that."
'Direwolf' Dog Crate Table Top,hey bud u forgot the 20 at the end
"Don't know, they look well fed.","Yes, in this instance the phrase poor kids was definitely pointing towards their wealth, which directly relates to how much food they eat."
"Oh for god's sake... The worst being Mirror or not, the tatoo is wrong!. GAH.",But my tattoo is on my right ribs and when I look in the mirror it's still on my mirror's right ribs from my point of view.
Bikers coming October 4th,Looking forward to Insurgent bowling for bikers.
"After 0.43.3 Update, switcing to pokemon go app will pause your music app It worked fine before, but now, while I'm listening to my music via music app (android 6.0), and lock and unlock screen or switch between apps to pokemon go, as soon as pokemon go becomes active app again, it pauses my music app (while before update, music would continue to play normally). Does anyone else experience this?",It's literally done this since release for me.
Freyja 7*,I honestly thought that was EU's modified sibyl's sister.
antroplanes 2,How can you not like this true art you assoholic bich
"Very loud buzzing coming from engine that disappears after a few km's. What could it be? Hi there guys! As the title says, there's an incredibly loud buzzing noise coming from my car's engine which slowly dies away after driving a few km's. I've started it with the hood popped and aside from the deafening noise, nothing seems to be loose, wobbly, or otherwise out of place. The car's a Toyota Tazz 130 with over 200 000 km on the clock, plus it has a slight oil leak into the piston chamber - been told it's not a serious issue though. I've not got much experience with cars so any help or advice would be appreciated!",A bee?
Haha ok. On ps4 we don't have these problems. :),That's because on PS4 you don't have a keyboard.
Some guy trolling for nudes,"Remember kids, reddit is a privilege, not a right."
klan?,You didn't bring your white pointy hat?
"Sorry about the before picture, I hated taking pictures of myself and I still do, so that's just off my ID.",The only solution is to get chubby again and take a proper selfie.
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING: REVOLUTION 60 DUE OUT TODAY! NO WORD OF DELAY FROM WU THIS TIME! IT IS UNQUESTIONABLY GOING TO HAPPEN!,Totally happening.
Reminds me of something similar we used to say from the 15th to the 20th centuries...,I am sure the Kingdom of England already had a worldwide empire in the 15th century.
College football stadiums' capacity visualized - Div I stadiums collectively seat more than 8.5 million people,"SEC may not have looked great this weekend, but this Mean Seating Chart has reaffirmed my non-biased beliefs that the SEC is the best conference."
"With Week 2 having no ranked vs. ranked games, which games should we tune into? After such an amazing opening week of CFB (one of the best in my memory), we have a very unimpressive Week 2 slate coming up. There will undoubtedly be some surprise games. Who should we tune into and why?",The exciting matchup between Texas a&m and prairie view a&m. Should go to 3 overtimes.
As long as UCF is number 2.,Just wait till we take care of Michigan
"What pitchers completely have the upper hand when facing a specific batter? Thought came to my mind when I saw a statistic during the playoffs, like whenever the broadcast will show (career BA vs) Obviously not someone who's been 0-4 against a pitcher, but a batter who has seen a pitcher numerous times and consistently fails",Ryan Dempster vs Albert Pujols
"Pulisic: I'm sick of people saying, 'He's only 17.' It doesn't really matter to me.",It matters to you if you're sick of it mate!
I would say that most contributors submit builds that worked for them once and don't consider why and how it worked. There are very few users that are knowledgable and a way more that aren't. There was a Xing Tian conquest build that wanted you to double stack as a support for example.,"The problem is that its not quad stacking, I have a 90% winrate on xing tian in conquest as support I clearly know what I am doing"
There are definitely quests you missed. I hit 110 before I was half way through my 4th zone.,Same here
OOH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!!,HEROES NEVER DIE
Texas now a tossup as Trump loses support there,"If Texas ever goes Blue, lets all have a reddit meet up in Austin and have a liberal orgy....."
Neyland Stadium compared to Bristol Motor Speedway - Photo,Neyland would make for some great car races
"It sucks because everyone I'd talked to up until that point was a-maz-ing. I'd never been to a Reddit meetup before and there was one happening at Dragoncon just a few floors below me so I figured I'd check it out. I definitely made some new friends and I'm super happy about that! But this ONE guy, with an actual, real-life neck beard, plopped down and exclaimed that it was a sausage fest, except for that fire crotch. My boyfriend was not pleased and let him know that's not a nice way to refer to someone.",Yeah right that's not really your boyfriend it's just some white knight following you around!
Are you also a birther? So you reject what you see. Sounds almost religious-like.,He has not released a letter from the IRS.
is he the next scump? No.,"Yea, pretty sure havok will be able to win a ring"
"Wow, that escalated very quickly. From birthday to porn in 3 messages flat. What a creep.",But he waited for 7 years so it's alright!
Don't tell me what kind of music to listen to you fucks. If I wanna dance to banjers then I'm fuckin putting my back stepping shoes on.,You're depressed because you didn't move your body for the length of an EDM song!
"Ok, I'll unplug all my peripherals and carry my PC into my living room every time I want to watch a movie on my TV",Better than owning a console anyway
I had to read *How the Stupid Party Created Donald Trump*. I even made a thread about it and we get to talk about it tomorrow.,I feel like you should be able to sue for stuff like that.
"Ps3 was also expensive as fuck when it was first released, but I'm saying that since multiplayer was free, it'd be an incentive to play multiplayer, while the Gold membership may be a paywall some kids couldn't surpass","Could be another reason to side with xbox though - the paywall would actually PREVENT excessive trolling due to you having to actually pay for it (yes, this was circumvented and abused, but just sayin)"
HUGE BUG WITH INPUTTING PASSOWORDS so ive just setup elementary os and have set a encryption password yet even though the password is correct it does not accept it even though the keyboard and keyboard settings are ok. as elementary os is based on ubuntu i had the exact problem before with ubuntu and resetting the password to how it should sorted it.,Maybe it is because of your capslock
There is NO WAY This Was An Accident,Yeah Sony just happens to hate COD and it's playerbase so much that they took PSN offline on purpose
Malcolm Turnbull says Australians should be 'very alert' after IS call for lone wolf attacks,But I thought lone wolf attacks weren't terrorism
"700 is okay, whatevs. 2 billion on the other hand, that's good. I'm Grace Randolph and I'm a fucking moron. Marvel pays critics, and John Campea is an idiot, bye!!!!","Don't forget, Marvel pays John Campea."
"Hi, I realise I'm responding to you sometime after you posted, but I just wanted to say I'm sorry that you are feeling so sad and desperate at the moment. Do you want to talk about it more?",Thanks but I'm not really good at talking
The momment when Denmark has more players than USA.,b-but bjerg and sven and jensen are basically american now
"TIL Bryan Kestner, the person who came up with the idea for Planet Hollywood, received only minimal shares for his contribution. He has been asked to not attend functions related to the restaurant. To this day, he has received no money for coming up with the idea.",Hollywood would never screw an honest man or of a couple million dollars.
Tell white people that. See: fancy pink salt and black salt,What is the deal with fancy pink salt?
"Yeah, it's not fun to wait, but loading times is just a reality of video games. If you have a solution to eliminate loading times, I'm sure FDev and the entire video game development industry would love to hear it.",But insisting someone fix something without offering a solution is one of out greatest past times!
RAAF over cbd Planes flying low over Sydney CBD. Can't find out why. Anyone know?,They're following me to work from Richmond obviously
This hurts. I'm gay and I think transgendered people are mentally ill. We really need to end political correctness My heart. Argh. x.x,It's a good thing they stated their sexuality because that magically makes their opinion more valid.
Was Phil Kessel's Team USA tweet the most liked/retweeted tweet by an NHL played? It's over 100k.,Playdoh
*SPOILERS* Shin Godzilla Malaysia Trailer - 9.22.2016 Release,Watch the plane containing the flash drive with the MP4 file disappear.
Counter points to a labor strike makes you a douche lol.,"Yes, let's not apply critical thinking when it might offend people."
Soooo are you saying punk doesn't look like shit? You can like the guy and still be objective about his skill set. I think gall looks surprisingly good. Looking forward to him in the future,I'm using the word he as a general term for all professional fighters and how people on this sub with little to no martial arts experience are quick to criticize any/all fighters.
I really like this sentiment.,Fuck you too!
Probably not very high at all. Maybe 4k?,"Yeah, because being top 1% players in both game is not very high at all."
"Dutch national team thread. So, we all know that the KNVB and the Dutch love the 4-3-3 formation in particular. After watching the international break and taking past results into account, do you think there needs to be a change with the system and the formation the Dutch national team plays with? Louis Van Gaal for instance used a rotational 3/5 at the back formation in the 2014 WC and it was particularly successful. Why is there a phobia of change in Dutch Football? How would you line up the Dutch national team? What needs to change? Shoot.",You mean to say there's other formations besides 4-3-3?
I can finally socket Ray and Sabo...,"Just dupe the fuck out of sugofest man, its not that hard lol"
Where would you rank Dwayne Wade if he retired today?,I'll put him over Kobe
There's a pretty big difference between a Catalan independence movement and Brexit,"What, exactly?"
d e t a t c h a b l e,a e s t h e t i c
"5 cats, 2 dogs here, same, and attempting to have a bath in peace is a long distant memory. 1 of my cats like to try to sit on my boobs when I'm in the bath.",That's one pretty smart cat.
"Whenever someone makes comments like this it is fun to look at their history. I recommend not doing that. This person needs help. His entire post history is Obama hate and him being a pedophile. I think I am on a list, he has posted borderline CP.",What CP is just thinking for yourself!
Every hand you've shook in your life has had a dick in it at some point.,I've never heard this before.
I think the real issue with the hammers is that Hillary and her staff IMPROPERLY disposed of sensitive government data that was already IMPROPERLY transmitted and stored in the first place. They fucked up the email server/cloud. Then they couldn't even get rid of the devices properly. All to avoid FOIA requests. How is this not a crime???,"It is, but she didn't mean to"
Congress Halts Zika Funds Over Planned Parenthood as Cases Spread,"Thanks Kentucky, for re-electing McConnell."
"Well seeing how most BMW drivers act on the road..... But yeah, shitty for someone to do that.","Beamer drivers, amirite?"
Who wants to skinny dip? (NSFW),"Indiana, I believe."
This is the HR equivalent to not listing to your users needs.,Or is that the marine equivalent to leaning their way ?
America Runs On Dunkin,I guess I don't live in America :( There are no Dunkin Donuts shops around here.
I've been in college for 2 weeks and I already have mono. Since my school has spring Rush is this something I should brag about to recruiters? What screams I Pull more than fucking mono. That has to be FaF. Of course I did all of this while wearing chubbies and Vineyard Vines. How could all the top tier frats not bid me,"I got mono in middle school, pussy"
I jaywalk sometimes. *I'm a criminal.*,"No, you are an illegal."
Can someone explain what happened when I was revived,The Zombies Anti Cheat came into play.
CEOs get paid so much because of all the responsibility they carry but when something happens they can get out of most anything with all the money they made.,They typically get massive severance payments too.
Do I want to hear anymore about an ice maker that could pay off my student loans? Nooope,But it's hexagonal ice!
^ and this is why this sub is turning to shit,literally If what he is saying is true
Cal State LA offers segregated housing for black students,I think the next step should be reserving the back half of the school shuttles exclusively for black students.
Oktoberfest sees rise in reported sex crimes despite lowest attendance in 15yrs,Drunk migrants = even more rapey migrants
Titan and Pilot Customization!,I'm going to pick a skin that's basically a bright red/orange outline so I'm easily spotted from far away
FNC and G2 share money no punishment REN and TDK do legal trades forced to sell,no written contract rule that we put in place after the trades that we knew about.
"I agree, I've always felt the way Americans view animal cruelty, and food anonymity/ignorance is pretty silly.",Yes just Americans.
Way to copy USA friggin Canada the copycat gosh,Because copying good ideas is always bad.
Because its not what you do...its how you do it. Calling them killers and rapists is.,I suppose to her they're superpredators.
My only question is why the trap door is glowing like that.,It's an addon for the map that lets you place glowing markers.
"pretty sad how they are stereotyping white bros, probably why they should've avoided diversity hires. Hope we don't see an increase in black on white hate crimes because of this show . That happened with sopranos, remember.","Damn, man, you could probably get a job teaching logic at nice university!"
Meh they do it to us (uk) over the north Sea all the time. They did a simulated bombing run once.,Do as I say; not as I do?
Tell that to a bullet going 3000 fps,What?
The adapter comes with the phone. Being committed to your 'innovation' means to not care about the current standard. They literally admit that their idea of removing the 3.5mm jack was stupid. Goddamnit apple.,It's time to move on.
It's just a prank bro,Maybe he thought he was a McChicken
"Dear Muslims, you don't expect Christians to get offended when you mention the Christian Crusades, neither would you accept the argument that Crusaders were not real Christians. So why do you get offended when someone mentions Islamic Terrorists?",Because they're brown and the Satanic West loves to oppress brown people.
Don't forget documentation. Comments count as lines!,But if you don't comment anything then you have better job security!
"Samsung managed to waterproof the S7 just fine. It's a cash-grab, plain and simple. They want that sweet, sweet Lightning licensing money.","Not arguing one way or the other but I just wanted to point out that the headphone jack on the S7 is the most common point of failure and, just in general, waterproof headphone jacks tend to not maintain their seal."
I have no idea how you came to this conclusion.,"You said most ships in this game are phallic, so i assumed that meant you would shove most ships in this game in your anus."
Nobody cares about trailer park babies.,r/nocontext
The new AirPods priced at $159,"Oh, only $159, sounds like a bargain!"
"Best place for fish soup in Winnipeg. Looking for best fish soup in Winnipeg. Prefer south Winnipeg, nothing north of portage Ave or east of the red river. Tia.","Yes, north of portage is frightening."
DCEU new rumors,It is fun and kind of sad to read at the same time... dunno how to express myself any better (about this) :D
Yeah. I don't know if my kids are stupid or just lazy. How in the eff is that not meant to hurt someone?,"No silly, it's a joke."
"I really dont know where that stereotype is coming from. In my experience Americans (and a bunch of other people, Italians come to mind) are a *lot* louder than Germans are.",Yeah I can't think of anything notable that ever happened that would give people the impression that Germans were prone to yelling about things when they were angry.
I'm being serious. If she wasn't stock photo good looking do you think we'd even be reading about this. Scientific breakthroughs happen all the time but it won't get any coverage unless it's particularly remarkable or there's an element to the story which will make it go viral.,"No, you're totally wrong, people always get excited about science and rsearch!"
Photograph your head. Print. Turn into a helmet. Ride like a giant-headed God among mere normal head-sized mortals.,That is the grossest thing I've ever seen.
"There isn't one, it's a wedge Apple is going to try to use to make use of the piece of shit Beats company they acquired last year to force proprietary wireless headphones. Beats is the Monster Cable of headphones, they're overpriced crap that morons buy because it's a big brand name.",I wasn't aware Bluetooth was a proprietary Apple owned product now
Another vote for T-Mobile. I live in a college town and Sprint sucks.,Sprint sucks even where they are headquartered.
Obviously you suck and should of killed him.,yup totally my fault!1!1!111
He ran for POTUS in the worst global recession since the Great Depression.,"No man, don't you know, he instantly caused it as soon as he was sworn in."
I guess she didnt like being tased,I think she reacted pretty well
Not being from the US is jay walking strictly enforced? In the UK I've never seen anyone being pulled by the police for jay walking. Maybe that needs to change.,"To my knowledge, there isn't a jaywalking law in the UK at all, so that would explain it."
"Reminder: Demexit was so insignificant, no one reported its impact.",There was a Demexit?
"Sparkling Wine Suggestions I'm looking to pick up a great sparkling wine for my wife and I. I am in Ontario, Canada, so something that can be acquired at an LCBO would be ideal, but I can check inventories so submit all suggestions",Trius Brut
What wont kill me? What can I research while on propranolol and depakote for headaches?,Physics
"Honestly, per volume these are probably pretty expensive to manufacture.",But...but they should be free and Apple should swallow the costs of R&D and manufacturing because I am mad about the lack of headphone ports and they should only please me!
Which has already been released,NO IT COULD HAVE BEEN FALSE #nevershillart
"The lesson is clear: The next time we unjustly invade a sovereign nation, be sure to steal all their natural resources so that no future terrorist group that doesn't exist at the time can use them for financial gain. Got it.",Our foreign policy should be based off of Command and Conquer.
What word/phrase are you trying to bring back?,Fetch.
Is there any way to change the color of the Reply button?,Get reddit gold.
Clinton had *her own server in her house*. I know this is an incredibly difficult concept but give it a shot.,Totally vindicated.
"If it's the old old Sprint Unlimited plan, there is no throttling and it really is unlimited.","I love when everyone tells me Sprint sucks, then tell me they can't Yelp something because they're out of data on their Verizon or AT&T plan."
Battlefield One The Force awakens?,Obvious battlefront reskin amiright
"I dislike him so much. He uses click bait titles and his tags are all Kardashian/Jenner related. He's a shameless shill with nothing interesting to offer. And he's been around long enough, could he stop with his weird hallway camera and terrible sound?",I unsubscribed years ago because I was getting smug mansplaining vibes from him.
(SHITPOST) I think I found the first step of the easter egg,Put this on the front page!
And looked how that worked out,"Sorry, forgot the"
I don't remember the xfinity race being that janky.,I wasn't a fan of that one :\
"Rodrigo Duterte's Obama insult costs Philippines stock market hundreds of millions: Funds to pull hundreds of millions from country amid Filipino leader's increasingly volatile behaviour, after he called Barack Obama a 'son of a whore' and threatened to pull out of UN","Hey as long as he takes care of the drug problem, the economy doesn't really matter"
"Good luck if you have ears that aren't 100% perfect fits for the airpods, and you're riding a bus or going on a run and one gets knocked out of your ear.",I have these earbuds that are connected by a cable so I can't lose them and as a bonus they have a plug that fits a socket on my phone.
Let's see how much more vandalism they can commit in pursuit of their justice.,God forbid some inanimate objects be damaged by people trying to guard against their homeland being contaminated.
"Is there any advice you'd give an Irish man considering a new start in the UK? I graduate this year from college and was thinking about moving to the UK, just wondering if there's anything major you think someone should know before hand?",Dont blow anything up
Can't wait to see his reaction when his kids find out the moon was never split and that the sun doesn't set in a muddy spring.,"Adam was so 90 feet tall, don't you dare say different."
You can't spell olofpass without olof.,"no olof, ez nip?"
What are the chances of a reveal by October 26th (Nintendo's Second Quarter Earnings Release) Is it an almost guarantee that it will reveal before then? The last earnings release revealed the release date.,100.00%
Let's stop posting riot should do X,the post itself says Riot should do X Stop posting this OP!
I main Mundo :D,"get away filthy mundo main, i called champs which need skill"
Shouldn't it be the opposite? I thought Muslims are not supposed to drink booze.,"I thought that was a cultural thing, and not something dictated by the Quran?"
Blake Griffin for Blake Lively. At least a couple games worse.,"Nah it'd help, we're a better team without Blake griffin"
"Andromeda Galaxy Milky Way Collision Visualized.This animation depicts the collision between our Milky Way galaxy and the Andromeda galaxy.Around 6 billion years from now, the two galaxies will merge to form a single galaxy.",So the Triangulum galaxy pretty much becomes a moon of the collided ones.
"Best camera app September edition Sup guys. I bought the 6P 2 days ago and I'm used to the stock camera app from my N5. But since I got this camera on my disposal now, I thought, why not use it's full potential. So I'd like to ask, which camera app is the best for you right now? Also, does anyone know the max exposure setting on the 6P? Anyone tried to do some astrophotography maybe? Is it even possible?",Snapchat
"Them as in illegals. If the left didn't constantly lie about it, it wouldn't even be a controversial statement.",He went to Mexico to talk to illegal immigrants?
"What, no love for the people from Africa and the Middle East? :D Also, why Vietnamese?","They can go to Germany, they are welcomed !"
Visualizing level xp requirements.,This game is so fucking balanced...
"If Crooked drops out, is there a refund policy the Clinton Foundation has for unfulfilled donor obligations? Asking for a friend.",The Clinton's lives will forever be in danger if they do not fulfill their deals Silver or Lead
"Coast guard fleet deteriorated under Tories and Liberals, report says","Surely this article meant to say that it was all Harper's fault, and this was a mistake by the cbc, the pro-liberal propaganda machine."
"Trump a 'puppet' of Putin? WikiLeaks target isn't who you may think, Russia experts say - CBC","Yes, we need to take more tips from Vladimir Putin on democracy."
I got into the final boss room haha. (Spoilers),"Thank god his watermark is on the images, if someone asks me who the 50th person was to get into the boss arena, i can tell them PLAYtheGAME."
"You ever been to Vegas? Drink at 6 am at your hotel lobby, Irish coffee sure! Get to the breakfast/brunch have some mimosas, go walk around with a Fat Tuesday, get hungry again have some shots of sake go chill at the pool with a bucket of beer, go back to the hotel shower pre game for the club, go the club drink, drink on your way back in a party bus and then sleep. It's good times","I appreciate their liberal alcohol rules but Vegas isn't my kind of town, personally."
"It's so ridiculous, every other movie gets judged by its story, performances, score etc. DC has people watching with a pen and pad, marking down every joke and smile lol cause we all know that's what's truly important in movie making...especially superhero movies. I also love picturing people getting seated for BVS and looking over to eachother like there better be some damn smiling and joking around or I'm gonna be pissed haha.","It didn't make me laugh, needs colour, no light touches, no joy and no one cracked a smile, 3/10 overall too much water"
Ah man. Digging those hips.,you could dig with those hips
The secrets behind Olivia Chow's mayoral bid: Hepburn,Ahh yes racism is why she lost.
My favorite part right here.,I too saw the video.
Where's all their militia dick suckers to come save them? Did they all pussy out on the revolution? One guy gets shot and it's not fun anymore huh?,Everyone knows that no one is supposed to get hurt in a revolution!
Blue Jays' spiral continues as Yankees finish sweep with shutout,i bet it was all to blame on people doing the wave.
Download the passive agents mod and forget about the most annoying and stupid mechanic ever made by CA.,This x10000 Agents would be a great mechanic if tweaked but in practice they are just obnoxious.
Be like Greg,Came on Reddit to post this exact same pic.
"WRNL does a decent job on a lot of their stuff - the Nebraska one was pretty spot on, and if there's one thing that Hawkeyes and Cyclones can come together on its shitting on Nebraska. Assigning themselves the delicious maple bacon cupcake was a bit presumptuous considering they're arguably the biggest cupcake on the schedule (they did just get embarrassed at home by FCS UNI), but I'm sure the author had to pacify their readers. However if they were to be a little more honest, ISU would be: Make-believe cupcakes you pretend to eat during a princess tea party with your neighbor's kid Sally - under different circumstances it'd be cute and adorable, but the fact is that Sally's 37 and obviously should be much further along in her development at this point in her life. She's part of a good, prominent family and there isn't really a known reason why she's cursed to the sad, pathetic life she has...but there she is. Nobody talks about her out of courtesy to her parents OU and Texas, and everybody feels pity for her, (even Kansas had an Orange Bowl in my lifetime) so we all just play along and pander out of pity (hey guys, remember Seneca Wallace?). She looks forward to the one day per year you stop over and visit waaaaaaaaaaay too much, yet you can't find it in your heart to cancel your annual play date because it's basically all she has to live for at this point and dimming the lone bright light in an otherwise cold, cruel existence seems heartless, so you play along and feign excitement when in reality, you're just counting down the weeks til you get to move on to real cupcakes that provide actual sustenance to real people (although Sally's imaginary FCS friends seem to have no qualms about downing her cupcakes lol).","Good job, great effort."
I built a giant iphone Skate Ledge,"And just like the iPhone 7, it doesn't have a 3.5mm audio jack literally unusable!"
Winds of Winter excerpt included in new iBook edition of A Game of Thrones,"I've read them both, it wasn't a serious suggestion, but he wrapped up Wheel of Time quite nicely when it was out of control."
"Legalize it!/TIFU Well today I fucked up when I listened to my LPO (supervisor) and trusted his local knowledge about the local laws. He told me quite confidently that lane splitting was legal in Virginia. So there I am riding to work the next day with that new fact in mind. Once the traffic stopped I thought Ah! Here's chance! I maybe saved myself 15 minutes on my trip. That was awesome. But then I found out how wrong I was. TL;DR: was told lane splitting was legal, received ass chewing to the contrary. But why? Why Is it legal in Cali but not everywhere? It's so much more efficient. And a little scary but also fun. What do we have to do to make that nation wide?",Welcome to the land of the free.
The Fall (2013) - Rewatch an amazing British crime drama television series before season 3 comes to Netflix Oct 29th!,"Tried to watch season 1, but it is too dark for me"
The glacier melting is the creepy part,The belief in climate change is the creepy part
"Is this a serious question? * 3DSMax: $1,470 per year subscription * Marvelous Designer: $360 per year subscription * ZBrush: $795 per license * V-Ray for 3DSMax: $850 per license * Photoshop: $120 per year subscription Software ain't cheap.",So piratebay it is then
"So just because I see no one mentioning it, does everyone seriously believe that Doublelift is better overall than Uzi ? It doesn't say this year or at the moment, it says overall... I mean, really? They are both good but Uzi kind of carried 2 teams to the finals in S3 and S4.",if you take away uzi's history and just look at this split... would your opinion of him still be the same?
Man who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan is released full time from the mental hospital after 30 years.,"I mean, the bullet didn't help him live any longer, so ipso facto, he killed him."
"Question for you, and I hope this doesn't come off as rude. How do you stay in contact with family or friends? How do you know what they are up to in their lives? (Aside from calling them often). How do you keep up with your favourite artists or bands? How do you organize and keep track of large events or gatherings? How do you keep in touch with people you've met at gatherings or festivals or whatever? Those are just a few examples of why I use Facebook as an extremely important tool, and frankly probably couldn't live my life without it the way I'm living it now. It's like Reddit in a sense that all the things I want to know about people, artists, events are all merged onto one website. Why would I delete my Facebook?","How did people ever manage to stay up to date or in touch with people before the internet, I sure wonder!"
No way. The have fucking DRM on charging cables now? Holy shit...,"It's not DRM, it's to make sure you have the latest and greatest."
Why can't the priest that molested children follow this example?,Because they aren't ashamed.
"Also, keep in mind this is the *only* place you'll hear this side of the story because the other side has all of the political value.",Reddit definitely has a monopoly on truth.
LEGO Harry Potter Collection will not release on Xbox One,Good to see Sony throwing money at the important third party exclusives
Alright then that settles it. No more memes/fun guys.,But I thought not being fun was the problem?
So I need some money... Where can I sell my supposed soul? paypal payments preferred,I owe my soul to the company store.
Social democracy in nutshell,well it's a step in the right direction
"I have been in a similar situation in first grade. It sounds like he is getting a reward for his behavior. He gets to play with a toy and go home with no consequences when he throws a fit. No wonder his behavior hasn't improved. Why would it? I would get so frustrated with our intervention team that I just decided to stop calling for help. I didn't want my student rewarded for flipping tables and throwing chairs. I gave the kids a code word. When they heard the code word, they would immediately go to the classroom next door. I didn't tell them it was because of the student, only that I would use the word anytime I had a safety concern. The teacher next door would manage them while I let the student finish the meltdown. I monitored from the doorway (but inside the classroom) to ensure he wasn't hurting himself. If he was hurting himself I would call the intervention team, but most of the time he was just screaming and throwing things, not hurting himself. Once he finished his meltdown, I would have a conversation with him about his actions and we would discuss what triggered it and what he could do instead of flipping out next time. Then he would clean up the mess he made. Once that was done, I would have the rest of the kids come back and continue our day without addressing what happened with them. It took several meltdowns for him to realize that even if he flipped out, he wasn't going to get rewarded with a lollipop and play with play dough (that's what my intervention team would give him). He learned that he would have to deal with the consequences of his actions. He hated it but it eventually worked. When I started this, I would be evacuating the kids multiple times a day. After a couple of weeks, it diminished to maybe once a month. He would still have his moments, but he realized that he would rather stay in the class with his peers than flip out and have to clean up his mess by himself, and still have to do the class work he was trying to get out of doing.",This is genius
Hulk Hogan on how he would do a John Cena heel turn,Good to see Hogan is giving out solid career advice.
'NSFW' What fictional character would make the worst Gynecologist?,Pennywise
How I imagine Apple right now,because courage like when they got rid of the floppy!
Was #2 Luther reigns?,Yes.
I just failed a 105% Success Chance mission...,Well it clearly shows you that your champion missed on the enemy
"I bet you wish you were still attached to the placenta, too, eh? How dare they cut your umbilical cord.",How dare he survive birth
VIDEO : Trump Makes Impromptu Stop at Local Baltimore Diner and Patrons GO WILD!,"Were they the deplorable half, or the non-deplorable half?"
I-I like Cold War vehicles,You're wrong.
6.21 PBE Cycle Roundup,That teemo skin probably could've came sooner during the 2015 all-stars if teemo was voted instead of diana for the skin
Just try becoming POTUS if you admit to being atheist.,"Well, from what I have read a Muslim managed to get in"
I'm horrified and yet intrigued.,The most appropriate response to the French.
"Geico. Just a few simple examples: * Sold me a warranty on a Porsche (didn't even know they offered these until they mentioned it), then failed to honor it when the transmission died ($12,000 repair, I had to pay the whole thing). * Sold a policy on a Lamborghini at an agreed price, then raised it $12,000 per year, causing me to sell the car at a considerable loss. * Stranded me and my diabetic mother-in-law on the side of a highway for 6 hours when they gave the tow company the wrong location. * Charged $5,000 per year on a BMW i8, and when I investigated as to why, they admitted they had bad info from the DMV. Outright refused to fix it or update the info. * Ruined the paint on my Viper during a repair, then told me what's the problem, it's a Dodge, not a Ferrari. * Refused to pay for a stolen car to be recovered from multiple states away, I had to pay myself. * Roadside assistance left my car in a parking garage for 17 days due to inability to get a tow truck inside. Incurred $1,200 in fines and fees before I just pushed the vehicle outside myself and had it towed (at my own considerable expense). * Recorded identification number of my boat incorrectly in their system, causing the state to continually fine me for not insuring the vessel. * Wrote the wrong policy for a home, then refused to refund the policy when it was later discovered to be incorrect and redundant. Granted, I insured a lot of vehicles, vessels, and homes with them over the years, so my percentage chance was higher to experience poor service, but they had a pretty high rate of fuck ups.","Nice try with the downvotes, Geico."
"I admit, I'm here trying to sell 8 year old Android phones.","Wow, you nullified my comment so harshly."
I HATE how they specify the race of the person shot and the two white police officers like how does one talk about how race shouldnt play a roll then point out race like that?,White cops need to have their race mentioned all the time
"I've been with my boyfriend for 5 years and we only just started talking about living together soon (granted, we were in high school when we started dating). Farrah would have a field day if she knew how long I've had to wait to get proposed to!","lmao i'm in a similar boat as well, guess we're both just ugly girls"
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little...","Come on man, Can't even get a photo to post of Stanley saying this quote?"
Plus Pence has those pensive eyes.,Pence makes sense
Izzet,I wouldn't have guessed from your username
"I think I'm Azorius; I enjoy playing Jeskai and Bant, but I have next to no red or green in my personality. More than anything, I'm anti-golgari; screw the life/death cycle, I want to science myself some immortality.","No love for Golgari :( Rules are meant to be broken, lawmage!"
How long have you played to come to a conclusion like this?,Playing as the pigeon made this game GOTY for me So much feels
Maybe one day Cam will get the calls every other QB gets.,Not old enough yet
Why are you apologising?,"Makes people think his trying to be nice, so they don't downvote him"
"Just be an Murican and all your problems will be, solved?",There's this problem of getting shot by the cops if you're not pasty white enough...
I think weight loss because they have salads.,So their salads are so healthy they turn you into a woman?
I got you...the title just misled me I guess.,Yeah I can totally see how
"It's probably a combination of a few things, first, he's young and physical (he's not a Brady back there) and he looks for a flag after every hit",Nothing should matter expect that a player is getting violently hit in the head over and over without anything being done to stop it.
Good news! Now you can buy a USB stick that destroys (almost) anything in its path,So it's effectively accomplished what elderly family members manage in half the time?
Second Crate Exotic Animated Wheels,"Wow, not even first crate"
"The one that terrifies me: anesthesia. They know it works, but they don't really know how. They just do it.","Oh, you feel the pain, the anaesthesiologist just makes you forget it after."
This is one thing I love about British shows. No one looks 10/10 and they all wear normal clothes. Much more relatable tbh,That's because British people aren't attractive
I am pretty enthusiastic about having Hillary Clinton in office.,You forgot the
You won't know that feeling til the end of the season when the trophy case is still empty.,Rip my heart out why don't ya?
"That would make it not sexist, just a bad rule.","I would argue that since it affects everyone, but affects women disproportionately, it is still sexist."
You and Ottawa sit in NHL purgatory,This comment makes me sad with how truthful it really is
Why would you want a 67 foot long impala?,Aka Ghetto sled
I once saw a guy who had shaved his eyebrows and replaced them with bat tattoos. he also had matching bat wing mutton chops.,Ah yes I think he is a financial planner.
Useless way of skipping spotify ads Just test your internet connection so you can end the war on your tv and go straight to the next song. Pointless if you are playing an online game though :/,yeah it sucks having to listen to Ads for free content
Launching is specifically against the rules however.,but he's a big and scary QB so he can take it
"Italian fans boo Israeli anthem, give Nazi salute at World Cup qualifier",Italian football...
FT: beer soap ISO: fellow filthy bastards,I love Jack's Abbey beer soap
You're absolutely right. The parents had to consent.,Thank goodness!
GGG-Brook weights. GGG: 158.8 - Brook: 159.4,Looks like G is having trouble making weight
"Trump seizes control, while Hillary just...seizes",Savage.
"Where is the P3 protagonist? I figure his soul left to hold that door closed, but where is his body? Is it in a hospital? Or is his body actually dead?",Aegis ate the body how else do you think she got the Wild Card?
Nuetral lol,must be Spanish
"I would say that was probably the staff that made that call. Which sucks. I have rented cars with Enterprise and they have always been professional and accommodating. I also remember showing them my credit card once (for the first time I picked up a car) and then they never ask for it now, they have it on file and just charge my credit card when the car is back.","Until that experience, I had rented from them because I had never had any issues before."
Tarot is not exactly new.,Tarot isn't but *this* is.
But what if your arms are broken?,True.... But you can always use your tongue later and enjoy delicious jolly ranchers!
To all those who kicked people out for not having ToM on KF hm. HAHA FUCKERS! Now your precious ToM you weighed so heavily on is gonna be replaced.,"Yeah, because ToM is just terrible compared to other scout rifles for sisters."
Hashinshin :\^),Ya you'll learn how to gain freelo when you get matched against him as jungler
"Over 100,000 People Want Jon Stewart to Host a Presidential Debate",He would be such an unbiased moderator....
"My left hand, no matter how hard I try, is a clumsy 2nd grader.","Cuff 'em, boys."
"So I went to the urgent care doctor a few weeks back and they found ketones in my urine. I told her, no, I am not diabetic, I have no problems with blood sugar, and it's fine. She seemed a bit doubtful. I should note I'm about 5 pounds overweight, so not that much. This week I had a different funky sickness going on so I went to my regular doctor. He did a metabolic panel and some antibody tests. Turns out I have Hashimoto's disease. The kicker was I had great blood sugar levels even though I wasn't fasting for the blood test. I guess they see so much diabetes in my area that it's a go to diagnosis. Bonus: I have lost 30 pounds even without knowing about muh conditions","It's a shame, now that you know about ur condishun it's all gonna come back and then some!"
What's the PIN?,7936
Check out the alt right sub. It's worse than simple fascism.,"They're not white supremacists, they're *white nativists* which is totally different, you know."
"She was awful, annoying and unfunny. She just looked good.","Yea, because you know what I always loved about Harley Quinn, she was hilariously funny."
11 Cops Disciplined As Oakland Completes Sex Scandal Probe,Well thank goodness THAT'S all sorted out now!
Here we go with the both parties are the same bullshit. One party is trying to overturn Citizens United. The other isn't.,Are you really naive/ignorant enough to think that special interest political donations weren't a thing before Citizens United?
Why did the producer with A.D.D. go with the Clarett 8pre instead of the Apollo twin solo? He thought it would help him Focusrite.,Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
"Oh snap, *Hillary* caused the war in Iraq? I could have sworn it was Bush and Cheney, boy is my face red! But Pence, naw he gets a pass, because Trump says he's too much of a dum-dum to know any better.",Dude she was also there at the inception of ISIS!
"I hate the l85. it feels so weak and slow. on the other hand, para 308 is a beast","It has very low recoil though, which makes it really easy to get headshots with."
Her fault. She moved. Although teacher should have noticed and told her to get back.,"Or put her back against a wall, ensuring that she wouldn't move."
My nephew wrote his teacher a Happy Birthday note.,Glad to see that XD has now made its way to writing
"Maintaining 3 lineups becomes quite the chore. You end up playing against your own players all the time. You forget which guy is on which team, we just want a streamlined carefree league",Then don't join 3 leagues
"Spotted on a bus in Ljubljana, Slovenia",Slo newbie lfcorp.
Wouldn't it tend to be a little higher percentage than that?,"The estimate is 3.125%, so it's roughly in that range."
"Yeah, he'll scapegoat lashlee. Everyone except the kool aid drinkers knew he was just a glorified high school coach with a gimmicky offense though.","Isn't he supposed to be the one calling the plays this season, though?"
Where's Robert Rodriguez?,You mean Michelle Rodriguez
"Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if they just invest in drones that scan people's credit rating and then kill them if they're not a financial boon to the country. Wouldn't take much to get the media to push the idea, again, that it's all the fault of the poor, and those robbing us blind, not paying taxes and shifting jobs and money out of the country are heroes and job creators, and it's the guy with two jobs that still needs welfare that is the leech.",Why doesn't he have three jobs?
That comment just gave me cancer.,From the WiFi you used to read it?
ITS FINALLY HERE!,"Ugh, when am I going to get my team-based ringtone..."
Tut tester dude something is bigger wrwrfser twerwrewef fe rewreewr,thor loves fat girls
Pro tato masher sounds good...,I'll register it as a trademark asap
"Are you trying to argue for losing what muscle you have? If you don't want to eat decent levels of protein, dont... Focus on becoming a skeleton with your lifts stalling or falling...",No but I don't have any muscle to begin with so I'm just curious what eating a higher amount of protein would do to someone in my situation.
"Reverse image search on tao, you probs wont find any on ali or dhgate anymoe",what do you mean by that?
Yeah but we're toxic in a fun way that cool people enjoy.,This is also the truth.
What exactly happened?,"Your teammate put a curse on you, coz you didnt pick him up, coz you wanted all the xp for yourself."
I nearly missed a bus today because I was masturbating,"I don't see how you could have been late, three seconds isn't a very large amount of time."
Another business failure. What an absolute mess! This guy can't make money in a casino. Where is Fred Trump to bail him out now? He can't handle it. Get him out. Out out out!,Take his coat
"What is something Scott could do to cross a line? Not just some conventional horror trope, i mean something that...sticks with you after you've seen it.",pornographic baby
I'm not sure calling it a knee-jerk is fair.,But they disagree with my opinion!
"I'm a bit sad that some people can afford to go to Hajj or Umra, but don't actually want to be there...Meanwhile, I would love a chance to go, but can't afford it. HAHA.","Gimme your account info, I'll send you some funds."
"In an odd sort of way, this is actually more interesting than a photo of Mt Rushmore. I've *seen* photos of Mt Rushmore - they're very easily available if I ever forget what it looks like. And those are professional photos taken by people with the best possible lens/camera and all the time they need to find the right angle and the right light and the right timing. Really for any given landmark, the photos taken by tourists all tend to be pretty samey (because everyone queues up to take them from the same places), and generally less good than the 'official' photos for any purpose besides proving to your friends that you were really there. But I haven't seen official photos of the things you've got here. I guess the urinal and the soda fountain I could probably have done without, but the signage on the way to Mt Rushmore is new to me, and that one with the fire hydrant is kind of cool.","My favorite picture my dad ever took is the Space Needle completely obscured by a streetlight, because it was an angle of Seattle certainly no one had ever photographed before"
"Someone told my friend that plexus would cure her Type-1 diabetes. Like, is it going to grow her a new pancreas?",It's a possible side effect
Everybody becoming armchair experts during the Rio Olympics,If you downvote this you're a racist
"That's how Zika spread. Bill gates foundation genetically modified males with Zika, and they were supposed to die, only they didn't, they bred with local population. Your ability to logically deduce all vectors, is inadequate. If a government agency approves it, it's probably nefarious, stop trusting fallible government agencies with motives over actions.",Can't tell if joking or not without
Democratic Congressional Primary Candidates address gun violence and healthcare during debate. Candidate has courage to propose total gun ban nation wide at 2:40,"Hey it takes courage to leave your safe space for 5 min and say something some people disagree with, and if you say otherwise that's hate speech"
A mindblowing brilliant solution againts media bias and irresponsible journalism.,I'm sure ABS-CBN will start running more news items that are sympathetic to the administration after they've been cut out of the news room entirely.
"Am American, have an 8 year old in sports, can confirm; lots of fat kids.","You fat shaming cis lord, they have a genetic predisposition and a slow metabolism."
wtf North Dakota,Well there's like ten people there so I'm sure one odd comment at book club fueled that search.
Japanese soldiers played a game in Nanking where they would throw babies in the air and catch them on bayonets. I wish I was kidding.,They took pictures of all this crap that they did so they could look at it later like porn.
Buff Krul!,Lance needs another imo
Does anyone know any motorcycle racing manga they could recommend?,Akira
She knows her shit. That's why. She doesn't have to babble. She doesn't have to think of stuff. She just knows her shit.,"Oh, haven't you noticed her earpiece?"
Fat guy here wanting to say thank you for this sub. It's always a good reminder to see how you used to think and how to stay out of that mindset. I had a terrible gout attack last June which was a huge wake up call that my poor health was getting me closer to death. I wish more fatties like me would realize what they are doing to their bodies before they have to suffer like I did. Back then I was 330 pounds and now after my weigh in this morning I'm 285. It's a long road back to good health but it's worth every second.,"Indeed, though I only ran into this subreddit *after* reaching a normal BMI, I continue to go here as a reminder of the fat logic stuff I used to make."
"Those store stuffs are bloody idiots! The new app doesn't let you generate barcode, because it's open to all now. The stuffs are still saying no barcode, no sim! fuck Jio.",Download old app apk and get the bar code.
Speaking from my experience so far: Around 7 hours and I got 2. They both had common blue decals in them. Someone shoot me,you should be glad for the opportunity to trade those common blue decals while supporting the game that thinks those are worth real money
"He only got a partial listing. As much as I understand that literally no one had tried to itemize the reserves (and that it was not only huge, but was also part of several ministries), merely asking for them angered Lee Kuan Yew so much that when OTC died, Lee did not attend the funeral. It may not seem like a lot, but smarter minds than I have doubted how the EP is actually run and SR Nathan might have proven some of the doubts true. It's not criticizing his service to the country, but the real reason for the need of the EP.","they gave him the job of itemizing the reserves, but did not give him the manpower to do it, because seriously who thought he was going to actually do his job?"
Sean Murry has blown my mind because of his lies. :( I wasted $60 on No Man's Lie.,"Or, just get off the subreddit and stop posting this shit"
Parents overdosed on heroin with their 4-year old child in the backseat.,Are we there soon?
Why would you have Sterling benched?,Man U is the best team ever assembled and sterling is out of form
You mean on the 3rd when they seized her car? The car that AC called in the plates for?,that was just a typo
"High schoolers of Reddit who are convinced they have the cringiest kid ever in their class, what did they do?","This one-eyed weaboo pirate, he sits at the back of the class with his greasy ass hair watching nightcore videos at full screen thinking hes cooler than the rest (of which he is)"
"Legion is the best expansion ever! Unless you only play pvp... Hello, dwarf rogue here that has been playing on and off since vanilla. Us pvp-players have been kind of... indifferent to the various expansions, as the BG's and arenas remain mostly the same, fight to the death and the best player wins. (Mostly) However, with Legion, the greatest expansion ever in my opinion, there is a small problem: there is no way for me to only play pvp. Even though they reduced the gear-scaling in pvp, it's still there and noticeable, and that's perfectly fine! If there was a way to get better gear. Currently if you're only playing battlegrounds and/or arena, you'll get only 805 gear. Later, when rated battlegrounds and arenas are released, you'll be able to get much better gear, but there will be no way to play those with 805 gear, as people will be forced to go heavy into pve for the gear required to win arenas and rated battlegrounds, which then will reward them with gear they no longer need. As the situation is now, there is no real reason to play pvp other than for prestige and fun, and every reason to play pve, just for being able to properly play pvp. The simplest solution I have is to award perhaps something like one piece of good gear for every prestigelevel you achieve.",And that's not even talking about the horrific class balance and the horrendous lag in bgs.
"If you're able to recognise the emotional bond and sentience of an animal to the level that you're able to use it against itself, then one would hope you'd be able to recognise the animal for the ethical consideration it now deserves. The fact that this doesn't happen makes this whole thing extra grim. Not just for the dolphins, but what it tells us about the human condition as well.",Yeah I could only imagine how less of savages we were outside the concrete jungle
"See, that's the thing. Say the truck owner is white and the vandal us black. If the guy came out of the store, lost his mind and shot him, it'd be a hate crime, on top of a murder.",You're racist only when you're white.
Paper Lantern requirements,"Oh heeeeeey, more katanas... Yaaaaaaaay"
Why don't we start with journalistic integrity.,"Jon Stewart & Steven Colbert, America's most trusted news source."
Majora's Mask,The Animated Series
arcade ticket? zombies in spaceland confirmed,Or dead ops arcade Easter egg unsolved?
"Yes, absolutely fucking fascinating that you mouth-breathing mongoloids still can't tell the difference between weather and climate in 2016.","When it supports your position (like OP) it's climate, when it counters your position, it's weather."
"I do but it seems like I triggered people saying that you dont fly to korea to troll around in soloQ lol, not like the reason they go to korea and not elsewhere is that their ladder is the most competitive. You're supposed to go there to tryhard and climb that ladder aswell.","Yea, because you have to tryhard as fuck to leave low-mid diamond as top lcs player"
IBO is great and this guy (and also Woolie) should feel bad for being so wrong.,But this one (edited) scene proves its super bad.
"Thank you. I'm not terribly familiar with the different maps used to create these models, but I think you nailed it. Part of it is the lack of depth and reflective properties to the MFDs and other screens which make them look lifeless. In contrast the standby instruments look great, with reflections on the glass and everything. Hopefully that's all part of their work in progress",Also AA is disabled as can be seen by checking the textures on the edge of the window and lower right panel(and taxiway).
Have you seen the feeding team mates he's had. Flip me if he could carry them teams in master/challenger i'd be impressed. Also he is the highest elo pro in korea still. While many teams started there boot camp before him. (Rush Doesnt count),chill dude its a joke
Can't we just keep Obama?,"Yah, vote Hillary."
The way Assault and Aqua play the AR role is different than other ARs. They are super aggressive if you like that,Yeah Formals not aggressive at all
iPhone 7 plus Preparing for shipment I preordered my matte black iPhone 7 plus 128 gb at 3:20 AM est on September 9th and was unlucky enough to get a 2-3 week shipping window but I noticed today that my order has moved up to preparing for shipment from processing and my credit card was charged but my shipping window is still estimated at 2-3 weeks. Does anyone know if this means my iPhone will probably be shipping in the next couple days and the estimated time hasn't been updated? I thought they charged your card when the item actually ships. Thanks in advance!,"I ordered mine at 3:04 AM EDT, and it's still stuck in processing!"
"Be careful with it... there was a case that was posted in my country's pogo group that it over heated and exploded, i advise you to throw it away if you feel that something's wrong, you might have a voltorb",They had to use those Samsung Note 7 batteries somewhere!
Is Hillary Clinton Right About Trump Supporters? This Is What The Polling Data Says,"It's not about the facts, it's about the TRUTH"
"This just in, women expecting men to pay for them is just as sexist as men expecting women to cook and clean.",nuh uh that's just respectful
Wait what,That's what they call their dad
$10 bucks says Widowmaker's in the video.,"She is and is played/portrayed/whatever pornstars do, by Aletta Ocean."
"Paedophile caught with 137,000 indecent pictures of children spared jail so he can start family","Reddit is a huge fan of people not going to jail for non-violent crimes, EXCEPT if he has a wife and stable job apparently..."
"There's nothing wrong with wanting to be an elite performer, or be excellent at something. There's plenty of ways to be high status. But you have a limited perspective. Who do you admire more -- Usain Bolt or some big-man-on-campus frat guy? Life is full of opportunity OP. Don't cut off your nose because you can't see past it.",lol ya let him just wake up at 30 and try out for a professional sport
Attack? That was no attack.,"No kidding, u/Tunderbar1 either doesn't understand the design of the ad or..."
I before E except after C,and when I can't remember
All 7 pixels of her.,yeah but they're *high quality* pixels.
Literally no one gives a shit.,S A T I R E
I cant believe that worked,Smart and also not a dude
"Probably a Samsung Pro, but you'd have to cut down on the GB size to match price. The main reason Samsung is a popular choice is the price is reasonable, and Samsung SSDs tend to keep performance at 100% until end of device lifetime. Plus Samsung offers some helpful utilities software-wise.",Unless op is using it in a datacenter the evo should serve him adequately.
"I went doorknocking for Hillary today in my neighborhood with a list from the campaign. People were generally receptive, which was good, and the only person who was anti Hillary, because he opposes abortion, said that he would not vote for Trump. I think I got him to vote for Gary Johnson. I was nervous because my neighbor has huge Trump signs and another neighbor has three regular Trump signs, which is just weird, but I have more local people who are reasonable than not. At least as far as I can tell so far.",Those people with the Trump signs risking people attacking them and damaging their property have more courage than apple ditching the headphone jack
Smart kid is probably doing something productive.,Yeah because humans are all productive 100% of the time
Risk it for the biscuit,Smh nerd can't even pray flick
This is EXACTLY what happened during WW1! The historic detail EA have put into BF1 is truly commendable.,This is why they called them flying circuses.
Do your worst...,Mexican with a Jesus tattoo... Didn't see that one coming
"Good food, good games, and plenty of the teams we play you will also hate since they too are in the Central. Plus drinking after games, o we also love hockey so you can bond with us over trashtalking Blues and Dallas fans.",can I wear my hawks jersey when we play a central team?
Where in Philly? I live there.,2nd and Girard
all my 5 year old nephew does whenever he plays zombies is buy the box and when I checked his gobblegums...,12 perkaholics is ok but 20 kill joys OMG!
Well technically we're in the wrong place. It's their land.,"No, white people had a war and won"
Former BYU student said he made meth because he was 'bored',"It worked for a while, but now I am bored of making meth."
I don't know how you only see that with trump. Hillary said if Russia spied on us it would be grounds for military action. No news was made of that either.,And clearly rude gestures by some sailors and spying on a country are on the same level
It works both ways - ie it's not considered rape when married women have sex against their husband's wishes too.,As if male rape is even a thing
"Elementary teacher here and we definitely get a file from a previous school. Usually has stuff like report cards, suspensions, IEPs, 504 plans. And when kids leave elementary school, we send it to whatever middle school they are going to.",I'm sure your college admissions folks take a hard look at these.
"White American artists of that time tended to caricaturize all African-American subjects. Not to be redundant, but this was the era of black slavery, based on the justification that they were less human, less evolved, less intelligent, less worthy. Is it any wonder that white art depicted black people as all of these things, plus ugly and unpleasant??","You know sometimes it happens that some people are not very attractive if not ugly among the whole world population, it could just be that she was...unattractive"
I'm considering having a kid just so I have an excuse to watch Frozen all the time. Or maybe I'll skip the kids part and get my own dvd,No shame in being child free and loving Disney...
And yet nobody uses the fact that English lacks these features to claim that the human capacity for language doesn't include the tools which handle those features.,That's because English IS the human capacity for language.
"No, I mean, I've seen that on this subreddit.",They must be fun at Iftar parties.
Socialism,A future to believe in...
Shadows of Illistrad must be a future set,It's the name for the illustration booklet that comes with the fat pack
* Big Boned * Ol' Painless * Tough Mother Airdrop Surprise me gives me complete freedom in my build in game,"Damn, such an advantage..... if you had a few hemo-blasts through-out the game and armor the enemy might as well just give up."
I feel a keychain coming on,"I recommend testing it in a mobo first, sometimes you can get away without all the pins connecting"
Coffee or tea?,Tea
9/11 is national dog day?,Looks like august 26th according to the photo time stamp
"Hillary Clinton has 'medical episode' at 9/11 ceremony, source says",Hillary's health is an Alex Jones conspiracy theory!
"Its not like its just blind hate, people have strong arguments to why they should increase it. It is people like you that makes Riot get away with every shit thing they do.","And Riot would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
"If Obama speaks like a teenager, what would you call Trump's speech?",A toddler's.
Cutting off all unregulated trade and legal markets for the product? Works for the drug war.,Let's just kill every elephant in existence because that would totally solve the entire issue.
You could say the same about other hate crimes. Why is it if you attack someone because they're Asian it's worse than attacking someone because they like the Cowboys?,"Because you can't choose to be Asian, but liking the Cowboys makes you a fucking voluntary idiot that deserves a taint punch."
It has but I think it's about to start costing her in the polls if she isn't more forthcoming.,The polls are the only things that matter to the Clinton Campaign
While everyone on the internet is about to bitch about this because of crucible. I'm just sitting here thinking good because it shouldn't have affected PVE in the first goddamn place.,But everyone knows only pvp matters.
They couldn't fix that fucking quest marker hanging over the tower yet?,"Oh that's an easy fix, just complete the Thorn quest on all three characters."
Blizz outright said they wont support ultrawide due to the FoV advantage it gives to non ultrawide players (for overwatch),They should also lock it to 30fps because 60 gives other people an advantage.
"Look at how fucked up XBOX is. Game is unplayable, massive frame drops. But you can still spend money to buy things in the game since the update. Why? Because it wasn't fucking tested. You are dick-riding. Deal with it.",How shady!
I think noahj tried this earlier but they saw it with the blue sun too so they think it's just sun burst so aesthetics,"nah, just a glitch"
We're making progress. Mention of Cincinnati and death in the same post but no mention of Harambe (until now). Good job guys.,LEAVE HARAMBE ALONE
Well maybe if you set yourself apart from the other brown guys this wouldn't have happened.,What do you mean brown guys?
has a married man ever told you that you were smart to not get married? I have. I think it speaks volumes about marriage.,"No, but I think they might endorse my decision given the fact that they often agree with my equating of marriage to masochism."
halo 3 was the GOAT,Halo 3 was the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test?
"I dunno, it'd take longer to dry it to smoke it",Edibles.
Dogs for Dawgs!,Those are cats dude.
"He's also qualified. He's got a cool head, plenty of experience, flaming patriot, familiar with current affairs, and intelligent. This is all on top of being likable.",He's also in good health!
your comment is more overused than his title is,Well my comment would be over used if his title wasn't overused which is overused.
"Is anyone missing a Yorkshire Terrier? Some guy is currently walking down Broadway with what looks like a well-trained Yorkie in a bag asking people if they want to buy a dog. Was caught off guard and just said no, but can't let go of how weird it was -- wanted to give y'all a heads up in case it's someone's pet that got stolen.",A guy from the Astoria FB group got him and is keeping him safe.
HAHAHA It's funny because white people are all the same. I can't wait to breed their inferior racist genes out.,"Yes, I'm totally a racist."
This video has it all: aggressive crazy lady harasses people at Venice Beach then pees and poops NSFW (warning: pee and prairie-dogging poop),Best movie to come from California all summer!
I should learn Chinese... dunno i'm still crap at japanese.,Britain didn't ~~enslave~~ conquer and civilize the seven seas and continents just so you can go off and learn some pansy doorbell speech you bloody heathen!
"Yes I don't like the writers too but I can't place my finger on why they feel off for me. The expertise isn't there, medyo opinion instead of hard news.","Baka creative writing ang background, and not much on journalism."
Probably why it takes him close to an hour to get her there.,Or probably because this is fake and he is lying
"Damn fine movie, good work.","Thank you, hopefully i can continue making these, but I need to get the subscription to AE."
Has anyone got this as a drop yet on Revelations? Never seen it on a livestream (SOE Rocket Shield Refill Drop),"yea, it's for a new hat !"
why do people ask you that? it's been normal for 3 years,Because everyone that plays league has been playing for at least 3 years
It's because Regi doesn't pay his players more.,But the cost of living has gone up... why should Riot be expected to pay more?
"little to no increase in chance of reinjury, or lingering. Once a broken bone is healed, it's healed. When a muscle or ligament is torn, the injury can linger and odds of reinjury are higher, and sometimes players hesitate to make sharp cuts because they don't trust their body to hold up.",Thomas Rawls had a broken ankle and torn ligaments :(
Yes because mixing words from Aztec and Viking is totally a likely combination.,"Oh sorry, did I forget to mention they're half-Icelandic, half-native Mesoamerican?"
"Why is this whole white people don't have a culture thing so popular? British, Irish, Italian, Greek, Germanic, Norse, etc. people have been around for literally thousands of years.","Probably because the majority of them are American, so they only think of American culture and history(and by that, I mean exclusively the slave-owning part)."
"For all anyone knows the bows in rust are made of gods dick and chest plates are made of silly puddy? PS. Rust has HQ metal that can make bolt action rifles, pump shotguns, m249's.. I think that quality metal is good enough for a shabby wood bow you crafted up in 1.5 minutes? right?? or no.",Ahh yes rust is well known for being realistic
You might have had you not made this post,Damn my luck.
"Then that's the point you're effectively drug addicted and need to lay off it for a while. All dependencies are problematic, physically and psychologically.","but caffeine is legal, so it's not a drug, nor is it dangerous"
"I think the scariest part of all this is that there is no way to know how prevalent this kind of behavior is. Absent situations where there is indisputable evidence, the trend seems to sweep it all under the rug. Don't have any suggestion for solving, just think that we are teetering too close to a total breakdown.",I'm sure these officers *just so happened* to get caught *the very first time* they framed someone.
Finnish kid has an autistic meltdown with a bird on his shoulder,Hitler haircut
FUCK,DID
U,C
Whilst we're all waiting for the update .. what is everyone hoping to see from today's update? I'm looking forward to what NXT and Ninja fixes there's going to be.,A new treasure hunter promo
My 3D Printed Grey Knight BFG Fleet or how Washes made my models look half decent!,How much did they cost?
"Worked retail as a manager in the early 90s. Store policy was lose the branch more than $50, lose a customer, damage site or client property, insult anyone or use foul language, immediate dismissal. Whether it was your first day or 500th, that was the policy.","Yikes, I'd hate to see the employee turnover of that store."
"Legion Commander Aghanim's Scepter if Legion Commander win the duel, Aghanim's Scepter give Legion Commander's Duel refresh if Legion Commander win the duel, like AXE",you forgot your
"Talking about Nazi Germany, while dressed like a Nazi. Anyone else think it offensive?",Maybe we should ban all military uniforms since they resemble the Nazis
Sure youre on the right site? Reddit doesnt care about unborn children unless its fighting rabidly to murder them in the womb.,"And right wingers only care about them until they're born, everyone has their faults."
"So let me get this right. Iraq agrees to every kind of inspection for WMD's. We refuse and invade, killing 100,000+ innocent Iraqi civilians and after years find NO evidence of purported WMD's. And for killing people, based on a lie should be compensated by those we killed? Imagine if Trump had a neighbor he was convinced was making meth. The cops went in an checked and found nothing. All of a sudden, Trump goes in, Zimmerman-style and kills his neighbor over the meth cooking. But there's no meth cooking. So he takes a bunch of stuff to compensate him for his troubles. I used to think we turned a corner when we started torturing people. Now we're fully down that road of murdering folks and stealing their stuff and it's all OK because we were afraid.",Trump wants to bring back waterboarding and a whole lot more if he could.
Battleship Week - 25% bonus XP for placing in top 5 with BBs,Hell yeah this will help me get that 19th point on my Bismarck captain!
"(British Columbia,Canada) Strata is making half the units change balcony mounting to our type, but is billing us for the extra cost? I live in Vancouver, the strata held a meeting regarding the outdoor balcony renovations. The units agreed to change them but cost resulted in some renovating later, ours included. When we had to renovate the old contractor was out of business so we had to hire a new one who did it differently (side mount vs. top mount). Now the strata decided that won't do so half the units will be renovated to our side mount while the other half stays the same. The strata had decided in the meeting that since half the units had to change to our style, that we would be charged for any additional costs. Could they do this and whathe would additional costs entail?","You know... I know you're trying to say something here; but, it's kind of unclear."
What is your earliest memory?,pushing my face against my playpen netting and having my parents laugh uproariously.
"Two chicks at the same time, man.","Dude, if you really want to become a chicken farmer, you'd be better off getting more than two chickens."
"I challenge you to find me an instance where trump said anything bad about all blacks, all hispanics, and all muslims.",Did Hillary say all Trump supporters were bigots?
"The one that is only available in San Francisco, where it's been available for weeks.",Damn hippies...
What Reddit client/extension are you using?,"That's imgur, not reddit"
Ayodhya lifts animal slaughter ban to allow qurbani on Bakrid,These intolerant communal bigots are not allowing our god given right to slaughter animals.
Bernie Sanders did the same thing. Let's not pretend this is exclusive to Clinton. Also there is a real problem with people assuming anyone who is a Clinton supporter is a shill. Anyone who calls a Clinton supporter a shill simply for supporting Hillary Clinton deserves to be banned.,Fucking shill
Watch as Mr. Miyamoto reveals his favorite ways to play #SuperMarioRun on the go!,Watch as Miyamoto sells you an iPhone rather than his own company's dedicated handhelds
There are a few but they get 4 gold medals per game so the bronze is undeserved. They main Junkrat.,You forgot the
In response to 028 not being on iTunes/Apple Music,man the monstercat creative team will do ANYTHING to push a narrative
"I really have to wonder what Blizzard is planning to reinvigorate this game. Tangentially, I have to wonder how profitable the game is for Blizzard... It isn't exactly dying, but we could use some fresh meat... More people means more eSports presence, which means more exposure which means more players, which means moe profit for Blizzard and so on. I truly enjoy this game and I just wanna see it grow.",The Butcher rework is probably their best shot at getting more fresh meat into the game
There's no way you picked up the oil bottle and got to the point of putting it in your tank without noticing. It doesn't even have the same kind of tip on the end of it.,What makes me call bullshit is that Reuleaux being so clean when he works in a shop
Global annual average temperature map,most Chinese people are living in the yellow region that's why rhey're called yellow
On a nuclear attack in South Korea: That would change up the eSports scene. / At least us white folk would get a chance.,"Ha ha ha, Millions would die in a nuclear attack, but at least I get to be the best at my mind numbingly boring MMORPG game"
"Could you imagine just how much money Punk and WWE could make together? Styles/Punk WM Main Event for example. Despite their attitudes toward each other: money. Lots and lots of money. Also, at this point Punk could most certainly work a Lesnar schedule.",AJ and Punk have heat?
Just looked up his merch for the album. It is pretty astonishing how bad it all looks.,Nah man that Let's Get It condom is great
What a shitty thing to do :( Hope the police are successful,"Worst part is when I read the comments on the EEN Facebook and people are like well you should expect abuse if you work in a bar, suck it up Yea because working in a bar means people can have a few drinks and treat you like shit."
"Because a central bank creates the money, then gets an asset worth the same as that money which will pay out at some point in the future. So the money they introduce into the system is eventually destroyed again. If you just give money to people and they spend it, that's permanent.",Is it possible to re-state that by saying that the government re-pays its debts (bonds) early?
"*Respawns from lvl 45* -Ok, let me just use my 21 points, so I can farm faster. -Wait, is that a lvl 45 trying to spawnkill me....Oh not again... *Gets killed* -Ok, not that great of a start, lets try again. *Gets spawnkilled again* *And again* *And again...* Get it now why it's so frustrating?","We'll, you can always respawn"
What exactly do you consider on the cheap? Would Amazon's current $35 price fall under this category? I'm always looking for new deckbuilders.,"I got it for like $30 from CoolStuffInc, which included two expansions."
Hail at 240fps,But the human eye can only.....
"And here I am, struggling get past Trail X3 with a Selena 8* and a Juno 8* as a F2P. I feel so weak right now.",What's an 8*?
Official Brave Frontier calendar October (Featuring 7* Azami),AZAMI BEST DARK UNIT!
Triple collat + Quad feed + Kill chain + Gravity spike dodge = My best clip.,This bullet magnetism is going out of hand
Who,TCM
A crate and lightning boost?,lmfao 100% worth it
Should of taken the settlement.,Obviously Target's fault for her hurting herself by picking up a needle in the parking lot left by a drug addict
I did not explain how to make the glitch work. I have only posted a post-effect image. and Ubisoft needs to know about it. Cause all i've seen is the barricade glitch.,"You don't need to post how to do it for people to end up knowing how, most of the people on reddit already know how to do it, don't need to tell them it works on more than barricades, and since it's the exact same thing, for sure Ubi knows, but I'd understand you if these internet points are more important for you."
"Just curious, which hands do you think were misplayed?",Obviously when you bluff and get called you're playing bad cuz....results
Discussion: Is 90rpm the optimal cadence?,"Yes, it's 90rpm at every power for everyone, and that's the final word!"
The altar in the boss room is glowing. Has anyone seen this before?,I think this confirms that the light in spawn is part of the Easter egg
If Apple Was A Democracy,Such a courageous post!
My RA is the living embodiment of this meme,"Right, because you have no control over your height, while you generally have control over your weight... wait..."
"The weirdest FPS lag ever.. When I first deploy I get a solid 70 fps for 10 seconds, then it drops it around 35 and doesn't go back up. It only stays at 70 for a couple of seconds when I spawn in a new place. What the hell is causing this and how can I just maintain the amazing fps I get when I first spawn?",Die more often?
"Danny Rose game in numbers: 0/0 clearances, 0/0 assists, 0/0 tackles, 0/0 aerial challenges , 0/0 appearances","Never rated him, he was a one goal wonder"
Remember when Altuve was good at defense? I don't either,"Yeah, because there is a player on the planet that can make all of those plays."
"If you don't naturally have it, you have to earn it. Sooner you start working for it, the sooner you'll attain it. Don't waste time moping about your lack of genetics; that's out of your hands. What is in your hands? Your career, your body, the way you dress, etc. Get to work.",But you're *beautiful* just the way you are!
Benicio Del Toro In Talks For Predator Reboot! YES PLEASE,Let's hope they make it PG13 so it can appeal to the kiddos.
Political Prediction Market: Clinton odds for White House drop 14 points over weekend,But the latest polls show Hillary up by 10.... This can't be right.
"What are your favorite Youtube channels on gardening? I really like watching youtube videos on gardening. I follow ray (praxxus), Greengardenguy1 and The rusted garden, what about you?",Customgrow420
honestly though what choice did they really have lol.,PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
What would tear you apart?,"ITT: Lisa, Bears & Love"
"To cook, insert for 10 hours.","He said cook, not pickle."
"What's the sneakiest, most underhanded thing you've ever heard of?",You asking this question.
"Best god sound in smite? Was wondering what everyone's favorite ability sound, voice pack sound, ult sound ect... was. Personally I love grim wraith hades vew. I have even started using it as my text received sound.",I really like the Thanatos ultimate landing screechy sound
wow what a choice of day for a celebration,Yet another proof that Jews did 9/11
Best Free Game on Steam? Already got Planetside 2.,Combat Arms and Nexon Zombies (but hey pretty much free cs 1.6 including de_rats)
How boring is Kansas?,Boring enough for a 12 year old girl to do drugs and imagine a magical world of oz.
"Nah, in 1950, people waited until marriage to have sex and did it in the missionary position in the dark for the purpose of procreation.",That's totally not why my grandparents had a shotgun wedding.
I think 186 (not including International Goals),Still not better than Maradona
After a good nap in the cocoon.,After a long night of cocoonin'
Got this just in time,"Wow, youre so lucky to be able to try it early"
People don't understand just how important Obamacare is for people who are suffering from diseases like this.,But these liberals just want to sit on their butts all day and make the rich people pay for their healthcare!
Can foreigners take the GCE O-level (and/or GCE A-level) Examinations?,"O Levels for sinkies, something-something for FTs?"
IMF has rules about providing loans. Russia votes against breaking those rules. Quite simple really...,Shocking News: Something never seen before - Russia being dicks to neighbours!
What's a line id lol,"Username on the mobile messaging app, LINE..."
I will never figure out what drugs they were doing in the Sega boardroom when they thought that was a great idea to put in the game.,"Judging by the music, I'd say heroin."
Generation NXT!,"NXT, where all the young up and comers in their mid to late thirties go so they are ready for the main roster when they hit forty."
"OH MI ABUELA!! - Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists: an explainer - That cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize.",This will be sure to give her that millennial enthusiasm surge she's been hoping for.
"Who should be more worried, Adrian Peterson owners or Todd Gurley owners? Both had an uninspiring week 1 and both were likely drafted in the top 12 overall. Thoughts/opinions?","Drop them both, they can only go down from here"
Looks kinda set up/fake.,You can tell by the way it is
Gary Johnson cannot name one world leader,"I'll take What is Aleppo for 500, Alex."
La settimana dei cuori infranti. Le risate che si staranno facendo le donne del sub...,quali donne?
"Yeah, but the implication was that he was a Xel'naga, which didn't seem to be literally the titans in the backstory, such as it was at the time.",I'm still grumpy about the Zerg campaign being nothing but undo literally everything you just did in the Terran campaign.
AR2 Taser Confirmed,Excellent for all those males who sexually harass me in Apoc.
"CDOT, HPTE and Plenary Roads can go fuck themselves.","If you hate it that much, do some work to repeal TABOR which is a stranglehold on CDOTs budget in light of a massively increase in road usage."
Except Israel has killed ten times more Palestinians in the conflict than vice versa. Your claim is BS. Israel is the aggressor.,10x stop exaggerating man it's actually 9x
"Spotify Soundwave Idea Swap - Some possible app additions Spotify is considering Spotify is currently running a Soundwave Idea Swap. Basically, this is a private forums set up for a select group of users who opted in to share their input about Spotify's direction. They've historically been bad at this, so here's to hoping they actually listen to their community. Each idea has a vote up or vote down button (agree/disagree). There are also discussions around these ideas where you can contribute your thoughts as to how it might work or not work. Here are the ideas currently being discussed: * Spotify Groups: What if Spotify offered a functionality that worked more like a social network where you could create groups based on music interests? With Spotify Groups you would be able to see what other users are listening to, share music seamlessly and create focused groups where people can talk to each other about the music they like. * Voice Control: Imagine you could control Spotify with your own voice. Spotify Voice Control is a feature that enables you to control what you play from anywhere; the shower, while driving or while working out by just telling Spotify what to play. * Behind the Scenes: What if Spotify could help you to get closer to your favorite artists? Behind the Scenes is a feature where artists could interact with their fans and share live and exclusive content. * Spotify VR: Imagine you could experience music on Spotify through new formats such as Virtual Reality. With Spotify VR you could watch live performances and music videos in Virtual Reality on Spotify. * Moment Based Music Recommendations: What if Spotify had a feature that could pick up and recommend music to you based on the context you are in at a specific moment. For example, Moment Based Music Recommendation could recommend songs based on the weather or your location when travelling. * Personalized Throwback Playlist: Imagine you could be reminded about events and relive past moments through music. Similar to what Facebook does, the Personalized Throwback Playlist is a feature that gives you playlists surfacing past moments such as giving you playlists based on for example what you were listening to two years ago or what was played at a festival you went to. * My Spotify Profile Page: Imagine you had a Spotify profile page that was more alive and social. My Spotify Profile Page is a feature that would give you the ability to post and share music experiences such as what you listen to, what concerts you attend and what artists you like with your friends. * Design Your Own Spotify: Imagine you could customize the look of your Spotify. With Design Your Own Spotify you would be able to choose your own prefered design elements such as colors, images and other artwork so that Spotify mirrors who you are. Keep in mind that these are **ideas only**. Who knows if they will implement half or even one of these? Some certainly sound better than others. Looking at the reactions of the users so far, VR is the only one in the negative as far as thumbs up / thumbs down votes go. Voice Control, Personalized Throwback Playlists, and Moment Based Music recommendations seem to be the three most popular so far.","I would really like a way to see the liner notes of the albums I listen to--cover art, lyrics, see who produced it, where it was recorded, etc."
"why do mil jet/turbofans, c-5,c17 sound different than civilian?",Maybe because of the cargo?
... no one's looking at you though,That was sooo funny.
untitled,"Hey, I heard that August is going out with Markus now."
"Plot twist: he was an undercover FDA agent, and now the shop has to close down.",THEY'RE REAL!
"HRC clearly not getting her money's worth yesterday when the entire front page was basically one story after another about her pneumonia. Pretty lazy for a subreddit she supposedly has total control over, mods and all.","See, that's just how conniving and devious CTR is, posting thousands of anti-Clinton shitposts to throw true patriot Trump supporters off the scent."
No Mercy love?,Some people just don't appreciate the perfect Aryan form apparently.
They lost back-to-back games three times in 2014 and once in 2013.,"yeah but ignoring those, though!"
"(F) this is my new favorite picture of my bootyhole, isn't she pretty!",So darn pretty
iOS 10 is out!,How can I jailbreak?
"IWU is accredited by the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools. As well as the Higher Learning Commission. As are IU, Purdue, and Notre Dame for further reference. IWU isn't a diploma mill. It's a real school accredited with real accreditation.","but.. but... but... it's a Christian school, it cant' be..."
"He's comparing it to burgers made in restaurants or at home which will almost always be better than fast food. But for fast food comparison, he has no merit.",Because McDonald's has changed so much in 20 years
Are you sure that's why it's dead? Don't gpu manufacturers create little pins like that to ensure overvoltages and the like?,"I'm afraid to test it, i don't want to short out my motherboard."
The way some fellow Arsenal fans are under rating PSG right now is hilarious. Year in year out this happens,We had a hard time beating Southampton and thinking that we can beat PSG easily its plain crazy.
Avatar Wan in season 2 was masterful.,Too bad about the rest of season 2.
148 rifles and optics for just over 100k? They're getting a nice bulk discount.,Leftovers from Fast And Furious debacle.
Maverick finally on insta,Am I too sleep deprived or does he look like a tiny Evan Peters?
"Parasite, chino, temp and huke. Team 2 booth esports",I don't think you understand the concept?
mineo533 335 hunter,Request sent
"I've lived in this city for all of my 41 years. We've always had homeless, but in the last 4 or 5 years, they've outright gotten bold and have grown exponentially in numbers. I remember someone camping in a tent for the rose parade and I made a joke about how some homeless person pitched their tent on the sidewalk. Now that's reality! As far as I'm concerned, we have no obligation to provide an alternative place for them to go - though as a compassionate city we choose to provide a place for them to go. But they can't keep camping in the streets and the parks for extended periods. Overnight, sure. But days, weeks, months? Sorry, no, move along.",Behold the American Economic Recovery.
"Generally not paying taxes makes you a scumbag, yes.","But libertarian conservatives tell me all tax is theft and that tax avoidance should have no penalty, you statist."
"Don't worry, there's a reason this happened to the 4 year old. It's all part of His plan. No, it's not sadistic or anything, it's all part of His plan!","Suffering in this life means more rewards in the afterlife, this guy did that girl a favor"
Jesus is rolling over in his grave,B-but the tomb is empty!
Aren't they in the backup you did before updating?,Wait you should backup your data before doing updates?
"He's kinda right, academia is useless in the real world.","yeah, we don't need that useless scientific progress in real world, screw that!"
I want your friends.,Do you make enough to be their friend?
The plane just got ten feet longer.,So did my freedom boner
"Cyclists wearing hi-vis should be an 'Australian safety rule', West Torrens councillor says",As if Lycra isn't enough of an eyesore.
"Well, just track down Paul and sleep with him. Problem solved!",Double Jeopardy--can't be convicted twice of the same crime.
Voltaire is now a white supremacist? What the fuck are you smoking?,"Worst things than Voltaire, that for sure!"
Can we get a chart like this for every gun in the game?,i remember epi saying it was unlikely however what we can expect is a large data dump of all the values etc
"Didn't Barnidge do much better with McCown under center last season? The team will still struggle this year, but McCown could bring a little more stability to the offense, as long as the line can keep him from getting injured as well.",He did but it took only one game from the Browns to dishearten me.
"Debate my theory Okay here we go what exist outside the universe nothing if you were to take everything out of the universe what are you be left with ? Nothing. Picture that. God is nothing it is neither good or bad, and can become anything, which parallels with human thought from start to finish. (starts from nothing ends at a thought / reaction) if you compare it with human/biological thought aswell as chemical reactions you'd find it has many similarities to thought start at nothing, take a base product, (senses) take a reaction, (the world around us) and an end product. (thought) I would describe it as a being, its infinite power is that even though it is no thing it thought and provoked itself without it having to react to anything, which would mean it is absolute. It exists outside of time and space but it has thought a reaction has occurred (the Big Bang) to which the universe is expanding pressing out into nothing's being but yet does not hinder it in any way in theory there should be an infinite number of these possible other universes however due to the fact there is no limit as to what it can create to which it could have created realities that have no comparisons to ours. To put it in perspective look at the stars. Each star represents a universe all different and nothing is the space inbetween this would mean that that it can coexist between in space time and nothing and therefore would make it our creator.","Yep, that completely makes sense."
"It *is* a ranking, so if other schools' academics also went up (insofar as that can actually be measured and ranked), Bama could still drop.",I guess you wouldn't infer that with an Alabama education.
"I mean, season will roll over in a few weeks and it's gone anyway.",Well aren't you a debbie downer
"Claymores - Caveira Silent Walk Ability Hi there, I don't know if this is already a feature (as I've not had time to test it myself) but it would be cool if Caveira could walk over claymores when using silent step. The claymores are a nice addition for combating the current roaming meta of the game (as players need to either shoot them or walk over them, and therefore reveal their position) but I feel that Caveira should be an exception to this. Any thoughts from you guys?","Sure, lets get rid of the only surefire anti-roamer gear we have for the strongest roamer."
Woosh.,Thanks for your wonderful help in clearing up this breakdown of communication
"I should also link this issue with increased thermal throttling that some are seeing with these cards as well. Bad power, more heat=angry gpu.",I think you mean more power = more heat.
Anyone else have a earbud cord problem?,"Time to upgrade to the iphone 7, OP!"
Nobody here seems to want to actually play anything. They just want to bitch about stuff they aren't playing.,"Remember, on r/wowservers, Blizzard is the true enemy."
"dont worry, fnatic will add GOD HUNDEN to get the eco frags after dennis aces every single pistol round",nononono God SKYTTEN :D
Extremely rare white orca spotted in Russian waters,Good thing this websites doesn't have 13 layers of nonsense blocking me from watching the video on mobile
Can anyone explain the reason for the Superlative Chronometer phrase?,"Sure, let me Google that for you."
Comparing APG to Touches/Game,Rondo is a dirty stat padder anyone would be able to get the amount of assists he gets if they hog the ball like him
I think it's hideous,The picture or the phone?
I mean they will lose games other than to us :),They're guaranteed three losses at home.
Is this person related to Ben Folds?,Ben Folds Five thousand.
"Sharks and dolphins are both mammals though, if that's what you're talking about.",Yeah except sharks are the kind of mammal with cold blood and gills.
Now we will have WaterOS,^H 2 ^O
Probably not. I dont expect it to be now with all these complaining around AT infantry and the Recon class being almost worthless.,why?
Alabama to open 2017 against FSU in Atlanta,Smh waiting until dalvin cook is gone
It's slow for lots of people and all round worse. Twitch even has their own built in alternative on every stream so you don't even need to use Oddshot anymore,Twitch clips is slower for me than oddshot on mobile
Still we would've thought they would want muslim and african immigrants out before poles.,"It's much safer to attack white people, because attackers is totally not racist this way"
"What a dumb excuse is that?? Of course you should play to win, are you honest to god trying to say that they should get unbanned because there was no rules about it?? Man common sense left you at the starting blocks","Yeah and if you do a crime one time, you should be in jail for a life time right?"
He's actually gonna do it! The absolute madman!,This is madness!
The fat chick behind him wants that chip,Eh hem Overly nourished
"The police are saying is racially motivated, chances are they have the evidence required to make that assertion.","Nah, the police just make it up."
"De vergelijking met Noord Korea maakte me nogal droevig. Als je denkt dat dit ook maar enigszins in de buurt komt van wat er daar gebeurt, heb je denk ik niet echt een accuraat beeld van hoe erg het daar echt is.","Nou nou nou, ik heb een che guevara t-shirt dus ik denk dat ik heus wel weet wat er in de wereld speelt hoor!"
in the in the in the in the in the in the in the outside,dead out the inside
Then where's the tracker?,"In glorious san francisco, where the real trainers live"
This has been happening for at least 60 years,"Oh well that's fine then, carry on!"
This does not make me optimistic :/,wth are up with those future skill themes they all seem stupid imo
"Absolutely fuck all, that's what!",But...Can it run Crysis?
Supposedly she lost her virginity in the bathroom at school. Was known to party like crazy and sleep around. She got paid 2gs for this video lol.,That doesn't describe every porn star ever.
We're going to have to get Donald's kid involved in this. He knows about computers.,"Not only does little Baron know about computers, but he even *has* computers, plural."
Thanks Johnnyboi! This one's for you,"Well we're not seeing any example of your kickoffs, so that may really be luck only."
"The currently-known design plans are surely infeasible. But there's no chance that we'll overcome the issues those designs face if we don't try. There are lots of problems we thought insurmountable until we actually put our efforts towards them. Like, you know, going to the Moon? I'm not saying the hyperloop *will* work, but I am saying that we don't know for sure that it won't, and either way we'll learn a lot in the attempt. Maybe we'll figure out that a similar but different approach is preferable and feasible.","In today's society of instant gratification, if they can't get it right on the first try then the idea clearly must be scrapped"
Downvoted for arbitrarily starting your comment with Okay but. I hope this doesn't become the new I mean.,U dropped this
"TIL The world's largest concentration of nukes is housed 20 miles NW of Seattle, and it's defended by trained dolphins.",The cascadia subduction zone is a *great* place to stash a bunch of nukes
quality post,Make *gaming* great again
"The apartment I live in requires you to pay for a dna sample to give to them. If poo is not scooped, they get it checked and charge $75 if they find a match. Plenty of kids in the neighborhood. Its nice to walk through the grass barefoot and not worry about where you step.","That's why you just give them a fake sample from the start, then you can shit without worry."
Alberta businesses lament $15 minimum wage as Notley forges on,I really like how this article represented the views of the workers.
Goliath wwas recorded as being 4 cubits and a span tall. That would translate to around 210 cm. Walk around on a dutch street and you'll see many guys taller. Considering where it took place we can assume david was probably around 160-170 cm as was common. Goliath was a philistine. A term used for various tribes and in different ways. He could well have been a large northener they met on a trading expedition.,Thank you largepenislover
"May be a dumb idea, but how about giving the killer 60 seconds to type in a word displayed on the screen, which is always random?",Because people love captcha
"My brother completed his MBBS in 2013, MD in 2016 and currently doing his DM from Lucknow. I don't see his name on the list.",Probably did from fake college.
How is league of legends pay2win?,Because throwing thousands of dollars at the game will make you better than someone who has spent $0.
"For those people who game on their personal IMAX theater, I suppose...",Just my average saturday night bro
"Wow, someone got paid to do this?","If people can get paid to post on Reddit, why not write articles for Vox?"
Serious question: How can you tell he had plastic surgery? I honestly can't tell.,Found the KGB cyber operative
That makes sense. I slow down myself though. Fuck driving fast into areas you have no vision of.,"That is what fog lights are for on your car, right?"
"May I ask, why?",Maybe it gets hot?
Best deal ever,Great for 4k at that cinematic 24 fps
Festival of the Lost is near. Do you have vault space for the new additional masks? Topic. I have no space so I guess no purchases for me.,"Nah, have space for another tiny box of raisins though"
"he is leaving with me, we made a promise. i admit the cheating part was horrible, but it was the nly way i found to be close to david.","Oh well then that makes is better, never mind."
"But you can always open it up and just upgrade the video card. Oh wait. Nevermind, it's garbage. But the new iPhone looks pretty sweet, right, guys? And the iPad can have two things on the screen at the same time.",Yeah fuck the haters!
KinkyKlause,Added u
Commit a crime and try telling the jury to get over it,Except the investigation is over.
better than the corporate whore that voted to invade Iraq without bothering to read the classified intel report.,You sound butthurt
"Not Trump supporter, but have spent over a decade experiencing family members with Parkinson's","Oh, then it must be true."
This gif gets posted and upvoted to the front page like one or twice a month on this sub; it's kinda ridiculous.,"Good to know, you can expect it in a month a half, as that is when it will be my turn."
6% one day return is unacceptable to you?,100% or gtfo
"Yeah, I think we're going to see Deathstroke fighting Batman in Justice League",Anyone for a tank battle?
"GOP congressman: Republican National Committee was hacked, too",Probably those pesky Ruskies.
Between that and reports that he took all the reps with the 1s I feel it's the case. I also am hoping he starts to see what we got for the investment.,I should have clarified...
Moving out of Portland in 6 months to Eugene or arcata for this reason.,"good, you're prolly from sf anyways."
Not really a secret. They held a sit-in/filibuster in Congress a few months ago toward that goal. And you fucked up the spelling of Santa Claus.,No they're calling the part of the bill where they can come take your guns in the night the Santa Clause.
You are corrected.,"Well, I had hoped that would include a brief explanation of how you think it is instead."
"I think you guys are wrong.. neither is 1) candice pregnant 2) casey selling beme 3) casey moving to LA yet (!) the reason is, he has given to many hints that any of those are happening. i have been watching him since vlog 60 or something, and i think by now i have a pretty good judgement of him and his teaser announcements. my argument: 1) she's frequently drinking alcohol, stated many times that she doesnt want to go through another pregnancy, and casey said a few days ago she is starting a new company. As she is obviously a smart business person she would not do so if she was pregnant 2) as i work in strategy & online business, i am confident i know a thing or two about VC investment and startups. i encourage entrepreneurs, but i think i am able to judge whether a startup is dead or not. beme was a very good shot, and might have been able to suceed, but the company is dead in my opinion and there is no way to recover with a third approach. the market is settled, at least with copycats. therefore they are gonna close down. no worries about the investors, that's daily business for them as they risks for a living. and dont bother thinking about anyone buying them. No future = no value. look at twitter or yahoo, which are big players. they dont have a future and struggle to find buyers, so why would beme? no user base, an outdated business model and no indication of innovation (dont get me wrong, i was suprised beme didnt work, it looked promising and i was certain beme had a really good potential to be successful with caseys influence..) 3) moving is too obvious, they've only recently moved to a different apartment & there hasnt been travelling to LA recently (esp. with both of them), which could justify house hunting or whatnot. i feel they are comfortable for now, and will start earliest with moving plans next year. of course this is only my opinion, however, i have been watching casey since vlog 60 or somewhat, so i think i have quite a good feeling about what he is hiding (aka clickbating) right now. judge me if you want. my best guess is the following: as candice is starting a new business, which is either fashion related or a more (casey?)brand led jewelry company, casey is either joining into that branding area, or he is moving back into advertising, where he comes from. since 2 years ago he has built a really big follower base, certainly learned a lot about digital/online marketing and his degree of influence has increased significantly. i cannot image him building another social media, another app or whatever, he is way too smart to do that. imo he will for sure continue to be active on youtube as his channel is exploding right now, so he is gonna pursue any business related to that channel - thats the only smart move do.","Appreciate the well thought out comment, compared to all the other BS usually posted around here."
When is it tradeable,"It's going to be 5 days, unfortunately."
The number may need tweaking (perhaps to just +1/+1) but I was getting tired of having dark peddler in my hand with a random discard mechanic and not being able to use the discovered card. Thoughts?,"Yes, because the one drops from dark peddler are just so horrible."
Only when I visited Chelsea at college.,Why would you openly admit to bestiality?
Where the hell are my sexy heroes at though?? He said thanks for not making them sexy? What the hell. All I want are sexy heroes :(,Need those H Cup jiggle physics pls Epic.
USF's Big XII Presentation (Including Power Point slides),That's just silly.
They weren't baited at all. The fact that this is the top comment is disgusting. They explain how they do it. They set up profiles and the guys message them.,Hey let's show empathy to the man who wants to rape somebody's young daughter guys!
Not my experience when I saw them. I had free tickets that came with free beer and still left early. Just couldn't stand the egomaniac on stage.,Are you sure you didn't end up at a Kanye show or Trump Rally?
"San Francisco and Oakland have the highest rates of male and female gay marriages, respectively",big if true
Is there a Toronto BLM? I dont hear much about cops profiling race in Canada. I live in BC and there is plenty of diversity in people both on and off the police force,"There is a Toronto BLM, they mostly just disrupt traffic and the pride parade, doing real important work"
"Principal. Though, in certain circumstances, the phrase EAT THAT PRINCIPLE! might be applicable.",You remember the difference because he's your Pal!
"Oh but not Aimee, Jessica, or Louis?",Society has conditioned me to not acknowledge them
"I mean to be fair, if you don't understand how the fuck having a child works, you shouldn't be having one.","Because if you don't understand it, that choice is so easy!"
Seriously? Are you that selfish? Does the gesture (and associated positive feelings) not mean so much more to a spouse than the cake to you?,I guess I should have included
"My 1v5 clutch with a Deagle, 6hp, 4-4, 4v5, and a dream.","Wait, I thought stuff like this only happened on console?"
"Hey From Soft, don't forget that PC players also love cool robots blowing shit up.","Hey, just let the console kids have something for once."
The Last of Us was the most emotional game I've ever played. It left me a blubbering mess more than once. It'll be VERY hard to top that experience.,Whole time I played that game I was wishing I had decided to save my money and play through RE4 again.
"There is still a dangerous factor to this. By following this kind of marketing style, the expectations of consumers are going to be extremely high and unrealistic. For some people, it's going to reach a point that no matter how impressive it is, it'll come off as a disappointment. Most people equate that the longer the wait, the better the quality that said product will be. And they tend to envision this perfect console that only exists in their minds. That's a pretty risky maneuver.",If the NX isn't an 8K 120fps console that can support up to 16 unique users at the same time across 16 different gamepads with dual gtx titans each i'm gonna be rather upset
"Wait, is this the Javale who tried to dunk from the free-throw line like a dumbass?",Yes
They shut Sean up and for good reason. This game is dead. They got our money. The announcements you are expecting aren't going to happen . Move on. I have.,They dem raped our mouuuutthhhssss and took our jeeerrrrrbbbbs!
Only a 100? Do you only own a Mosin?,It's the most accurate boat oar I've ever used!
He's rank S of course,more like rank
Sanders fans are disloyal and fickle.,Hillary's fans would vote for her even if they found out that she (fill in the blank with just about anything)
"Because in the case of some teams it's like the exact same uniform. Also, there aren't enough primary and secondary colors in this league to make it interesting.",...but tertiary.
i still see pantsoff around here,"Call the police, there's a flasher!"
Time to check your privileged Mother Nature!,So...if climate change is racist because it disproportionately affects poorer PoC in places like Africa....then wouldn't the European slave trade to north and south america have actually been a humanitarian relief mission?
"So white people who get upset when someone is being racist towards them, then people who oppose social justice warriors, then egalitarians, followed by fucking white nationalists...uh one of those doesn't belong...","Well, if a white person gets offended by someone being racist towards them, they're obviously white nationalists"
.5ppr Floyd v TB or Decker @ BUF,Decker.
Only nearly? What would make it more perfect?,The other side odd the tomato must have the most hideous bruise.
"Robot can do stuff. Pennybot, lewd.","Can confirm, am in the Transformers fandom"
"Without patch notes, the only way to figure out what is new in this patch is to talk to other players. So no.",NONTRADITIONAL MULTIPLAYER CONFIRMED
"Hussie said ectobiology between humans and trolls was possible, so Dave and Karkat will probably use that. As for Jade it should work for her too, but why are you assuming she's going to be with a human anyway?",[](/phweet) May I point out that you're currently acting with disrespect to same-species relationships?
I agree. It's not the person posting the comments responsibility to make sure you get the joke.,But sometimes the joke is past commonsense and you don't want to give the wrong ideas.
So like...the size of uh... 1/5th a Banana? It was like a small egg. Idk.,I am never eating eggs *again*
Please let this joke die,yeah the new meme is spam kappa in the chat
"Why would we have to pretend there is some scale on these things. I take certain medications and I'm not permitted to drive while under their influence. These drugs are legal prescriptions. I take a Tylenol 3 and take my keys away. I'm not the one who gets to decide whether or not I'm safe to drive. That's what zero tolerance means. That Tylenol 3 can be detected in my system for a week. However in a common sense world I don't drive like an asshat normally and I wouldn't because I took a Tylenol 3 a week ago. It would only ever be an issue if they could find evidence of recent smoking up. With alcohol in Alberta the general rule is 1 glass of wine or two bottles of beer, otherwise you will blow too high. The tolerance measure here is not as specific but requires common sense in use and application of the law. How many times has a cop asked you to blow? I can tell you for me I have never ever been asked to blow. Tolerance laws are designed for prosecution not persecution.",good thing you haven't been asked to blow because 1 glass of wine = 1 bottle of beer not 2
Good grief.. I hope that was a joke,Forgot the
"During the BO2 days, a fan decoded the cypher on the lyric video of Where Are We Going that points to thephrase: Let go and the beginning will become the end.",I believe the EE song Archangel on Origins had a similar lyric top this
"Literally all of them are democrats. Every. Single. One. If it was run by FOX News with Hannity and O'Reilly moderating, Hillary would whine about it too.","Yes, I'm sure a Hannity debate would be the pinnacle of unbiased moderation."
Why is this a PokeStop,Maybe a BLM member complained it was racist that blacks weren't being shown enough on pokestops.
Everything in The Jungle. To say it describes conditions as unappealing is an understatement.,"IIRC there's a part where a person falls into the meat grinder, but they just keep going, business as usual."
"Just because people think they're doing something good doesn't mean we shouldn't punish them (obviously). Also they're not mentally handicapped, they're selectively illogical and uneducated. I do like to think that because we're educating their kids that they know it's wrong and don't push it onto their kids in the future. At least, I hope so...","Because when I said we should reconsider jailing them, that means I think they shouldn't be punished."
Travis and Yahooesport are putting out good polished content out. Why is front page filled with low quality contents?,Yes yes more esports on the frontpage
EY Ad - does r/accounting have any thoughts?,Yeah because those Fortune 500 companies really need those audits every year or their operations would just fall apart.
meirl,When ur meme hits too close to home
Yay fast metabolism :D,NOOO that's totally a myth!
Your dreams are just the product of your subconciousness dealing with the things you did today. This makes this post a lot sadder.,On the upside at least she's living the dream!
Make sure to put your username on your resume.,ok thnx
"You mean a bicorn, right?","No, he's THAT rare."
Israeli Jets Bombard Gaza Strip in New Airstrikes,"No but you see, they bombed Israel's open field so the obvious solution to this horrendous act of sick violence is to bomb the gaza strip until it's nothing but rubble"
"Continuum did not star Tatiana Maslany. I liked the show, but it felt like they were spending the off season figuring out where it would go from there. Hard to believe that the woman in the flashbacks in the last two seasons was the same woman who showed up in the first season.",Yeah that's the Orphan Black cast.
Women have the right to control whether or not they become pregnant without the government's permission.,I should have the right to use morphine on my own body without the government's invovlement
Reddit is one of few places where everything can become an argument. Carry on.,Is there an argument happening in not aware of?
I'd like to know who the threat was against as there's a lot of businesses in that mall. Someone unhappy with Fabricville?,Fabricville has made a lot of enemies - people lost their livelihoods when they started to dominate the drapes business
Despite feelings about the ending. This kind of made my day.,DLC 5 has been announced as a PS4 exclusive
"Um, wat?","Check the flair, he's an Edwards fan"
"I wouldn't say that. C9, TSM, SK, OG, And Liquid are all better imo. Liquid just had a bad game. It happens to everyone. I wouldnt cry foul if TSM was dropped for EF though.",I would say Renegades and Immortals is better than Liquid and TSM at this point in time.
"Infinite Warfare's multiplayer beta is also launching on October 21st, How do you think this will affect Battlefield 1? Honestly, I think they did that on purpose just so they could hurt BF1. what do you think?",Downvoted because you mentioned CoD.
can you even trade keys?,"They should be tradable after 7 days, same as on pc, but the timer doesn't seem to show up."
GIANT METEOR WILL END OUR PAIN. WILL YOU VOTE FOR HIM?,Way to assume the gender of a rock.
DIY Pallet made from an old pallet.,So we allow meta posts now?
Polish sisters brand their victims English sl*t b*****s before throttling one with a handbag strap in savage racist attack,Isn't it this famous 'local news'?
Brainwashed little girl preaching and speaking in tongues,"Churches use little kids for all kinds of things these days, much of which involves receiving apparently."
"TIL there's a line that says in this context, there's no disrespect",TIL there are other lines than Let's get (retarded|it started) in (something) Let's get (retarded|it started) in here
Vacant as a Zombies custom map,"Why'd you take it down, this looks awesome!"
Tell me more. Couldn't find a live stream.,Trump talked about the idea of having a debate without a moderator
"Not sure if I am wrong, but I'm pretty sure Steam drops games differently that consoles. It will drop the game during the day rather than right at 12AM. I've pre-ordered games before and have always had the release mid day (whenever the release was), but had a preload the night before.","On the steam page of the game, it states that if you pre-ordered the game, you'd get the early-tipoff edition."
Anyone else think this gamemode was a waste of valuable time and resources? I mean they didn't even have cars that drove 60kmh back then. Probably the most boring game mode I've ever played. Barely got through one game. If I wanted to play little fast tanks with 200 health I'd just play tier 2,"I guess we should just go back to bitching about arty, mm, RNG, etc, instead of having fun with game mode that celebrates the 100th anniversary of the Mark 1"
"Taxatoarele de la metrourile din Bucuresti De azi de dimineata, am trecut prin cateva statii de metrou si am observat ca muncitorii scoteau cea mai indepartat compostator de cartele si il inlocuiau cu cele portocalii care se gasesc in RATB. Reintra sistemul ala cu o singura cartela pe metrou si bus?","Revine parteneriatul cu RATB, deci metroul va fi gratis transportul pentru toata lumea!"
Of course it's Katter's party that opposes it. Why would you even oppose this?,"Anal sex is ruining the North Queensland economy, that's why they want to split off into their own state."
You don't like same sex marriage? Don't have one. Leave everyone else alone.,But if your neighbours get gay-married it brings down the value of all the marriages in the neighbourhood.
Still breathing. It was a while ago. She admitted she used to stand over me while I slept holding a knife. She had a few issues to work out.,Did she name her knife Saika by any chance?
At least we're not in the USSR,Just pull yourself by your bootstraps you lazy fuck
Sh*t,How is this a fun fact?
"TIL that raising your fruits & vegetables consumption leads not just to a healthier, but a happier life, equivalent to what people experience as they move from an unemployed status to employment","Given how expensive vegetables are around here, consuming more of them is like going from employment to being unemployed, money-wise."
scenes if they allow trainers to farm FUT champions,They blocked trainers in fut champions
Me and my based college students,Look all these deplorable racists and uncle toms
Wonder if there's a reason why Russians use the word butthurt way more than anyone else.,"Because we're bordering the butthurt belt of Europe, of course!"
Skrillex ft. vic mensa - No Chill (Skrillex VIP),Nope
I love that the hands of the girl drawing the comic are also drawn terribly.,Bet that's where the idea came from
What a cross to bear...,"Doesn't mention quantum mechanics, so maybe this *did* happen."
Like?,Like all the delicious Great Value brand foods!
/lgbt/ is probably one of the worst places you can go for stuff like this. It's just a bunch of very bitter people projecting that bitterness on anyone else who doesn't look perfect to them. Don't take it to heart by any means. Source: many hours spent browsing /lgbt/ and 4chan in general.,Maybe try using ultron browser to browse 4chan?
"From the sound of it the eye is fine, the area of the brain is what's affected.",did you try re installing the drivers for HID webcam?
LOL WTF,"He's right, I learned it from God at Sunday Bloody Sunday School"
"To those who commented saying the D line seemed weaker in this game than in the Bengals game: Tyrod is a very different kind of QB than last week. Very quick/athletic, and can loop around incoming defenders. If our D line played him the way we played the Bengals, it would be trouble.","I don't follow football enough to get into strategic details, but is it just that they didn't want to go for sacks/hits, miss, and then be trying to chase a QB with speed?"
"As much as I want that ship, I hope they do not, It will make the QW event essentially useless for those that were actually HERE for it...",And exotics from Xur should have a different colour so we know who to kick...
"not disappointed, this was exactly what I expected to be. They dedicated two blocks to this travesty, interviews are supposed to be informative, we're supposed to walk away knowing something we didn't know before. This interview didn't do that and it wasn't funny one bit. Trevor asked Bills opinion on three pointless pre-approved topics, all this appearance was for was to make uniformed viewers believe that the Clintons are good people, that's why Bill bragged about helping Africa, they aren't good people.",Yeah they really helped out Haiti.
"You could complete all of the Y1 Moments of Triumph in a week. Hell, if you were infused with enough caffeine, you could do it all in a weekend. The only difference is that none of them (save completing 50 Public events, I guess) were time-gated and/or RNG based, and the only difficult one was Skolas, imo.",Beating Skolas post-elemental damage nerf is one of the things I'm most proud of in any game.
2 Application nodes need a shared filesystem. Should I use our normal NFS server and mount a share on each node or setup something else like GlusterFS? I'd love a solution that doesn't bring the NFS server into the mix but I'm not sure what the practical options are. Thanks.,What is your aversion against using NFS?
Are you being sarcastic? Cause I literally meant the exact words I put in my response.,no
How the fuck do you fudge trillions of dollars,"Hey, are you talking shit about our troops?"
Funniest Match Winning Double Kill That I May Ever Pull Off!,Stimpistol OP!
it may actually be beneficial economically too. if someone poor has some money they would have spent on food but can recieve donated food instead they can use that money for something else they may need it for like heating or bus fare to a job interview etc.,"Or Drugs and booze, because that's all poor people want, hence why they're poor in the first place!"
"I'm not debating the finer points of Indian reservations, I'm saying instead of saying we went through the process to register a polling place, or we reasonably tried to create one and we were denied without a reasonable alternative. I would be totally ok with them being pissed and writing an article, but when it's we don't have a polling place, that's racist, somebody should do something about that for us. Then I stop reading because it's ridiculous.",Maybe you should stop commenting on the subject as well?
r/punchablefaces,The sub is so much better now!
Wow standard madness burn wants this,You don't really want your madness enablers to cost 4... Otherwise [[nahiri's wrath]] (that costs less) would see much more play
I remember her from Flair and Edge's amazing RAW ladder match. She got a close up and everything. That match was brutal and I remember her going get up daaaaad!,Fuckin mark.
New Outfit,yay more Tibia Coin only outfits
But they have large dildos,You're totally right... All dildos ever are huge and everyone has them.
"Once again, Red Bull made the right call giving Max the updated engine as he's been faster than his team mate in both sessions","yeah by an amazing 0.020, he's fucking obliterating ric here!"
WHAT THE FUCK????????why is he giving a tour of his new hotel on national tv?it would be like if clinton gave a stronger together speech in a clinton foundation event.HOW DOES THIS NOT CREATE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST?????,Don't you know his hotel is part of his policy to make America Great Again?
A moment of silence for PS fans.,just give it a overclock and it should be fine!
"I'm going to a lan-party with a cs team. Good things to bring on a flashdrive? I'm going to a lan-party with a cs:go team that got invited to the lan finals, and i want to be prepared. Last lan i was at my pc broke and i wasnt really preparede. So this time i wanna be sure that if it does i can get it up and running again in no time. I bought a 64gig flashdrive and i have my trusty 500gig external ssd with me and i need to fill them up with programs, drivers etc. for my pc in case it breakes down (Or one from my team does) Any ideas? I got: * Steam * Nvidia Geforce Expirence * WinRAR * Razer Synapse * Steelseries Engine * Logitech Gaming Software * Chrome * VideoLan (VLC) What else do i need? Thanks in advance",IoBit Gamebooster
was expecting cheater pov with wh but this will do...,"It's ironic you'd say this since Faceits custom SMAC has the best anti-esp out of every AC :D Their AC isn't as good as ESEA (obvs) or even cevo, but their anti-esp is pretty nutty."
I love coming in the last second and getting a tap like that. Only negative is then usually not enough time passed so you can't flight whistle out :(.,"If your problem is not enough time has passed, then that's pretty easily solved."
Should she alert her press pool every time she has diarrhea?,Seems like the right thing to do if they are sharing a plane.
And another 100k votes just went to trump.,Trump voters are known for their high level of *Enquirer*-y.
It Took One Killer Question from Ted Cruz to Show Why Americans Should Fear Giving Up Internet Control,I too have always been concerned about how the DNS servers will map strings of characters to IP addresses without the first amendment governing them.
Tonight I will Call my first game I got asked this morning to be the PA Announcer for a High School Football Game... I have notified everyone that I cannot be held responsible for a big loud OH MY if a big play happens...,Don't screw this up Congdon!
Packers rookie WR Trevor Davis ready to shoulder workload after injury,That headline is an extremely great play on words
"Nothing wrong with it, but the general public are going to give you odd looks.","Yeah man, AJ Styles' music is so weird, what are people gonna think of you when they see you listening to such loser nerd weird shit"
"What's the frequency and duration of your nipples getting hard? Always just wondered, not really embarrassed to ask but my friends would probably be a bit put off lol. Also, what's the fucking deal with not just believing me about things?",It doesn't last long but I don't believe this is the question you wished to ask.
I'm from Paris. When I worked few days in Stockholm I saw a lot more veiled women than in Paris. So stop your bullshit. Did you ever come in France ?,You didn't know that Swedes are better than everyone?
Making an MMO,What about one where you can breed dragons?
What are scientists unable to explain?,WHY MY PENIS IS SO BIGGG.
Are you joking? What about all those people who were thinking I hate this fucking 3.5mm port I can't wait to get rid of it?,You forgot this:
"Prominent Latino activist Tony Yapias, who criticized Trump's comments about Mexican rapists, has been charged with rape",Never saw that coming...
"My girlfriend seems embarrassed when I pay attention to her not-flat stomach, but i like it exactly the way it stands. What to do?",Go to the gym with her.
I was being sarcastic :) Thanks for all the info though.,Me too
Kanye West - Saint Pablo Tour Covers,second one and the last one are the best imo
Like Israel doesn't do the same.,Yeah because Israel has always said Arabs don't have the right to their own state
And this is why the Native Americans (and everybody else) doesn't want the goddamn pipeline.,But corporations and their political puppets want it and that's way more important than the ecological stability of the country and the planet.
So wank = profit?,im fucking rich
Who is your favourite caster and why? Which caster you like the most and why? All regions count.,Jatt because I'm in an interview with Riot games for their casting position.
How the hell would anyone track such a thing?,"Everyone supporting Hillary - whether in fear of a Trump presidency or not - would be tagged, duuuuh"
the reaction to humans of new york makes me think so. she has the respect of tons of women (and men) because we all share a common experience. i cried in the shower this morning bc i have a stuffy nose so she has least has my sympathy vote.,If I have learned anything because you have a cold you will be dead by the end of the day or you are already dead and your body double is now posting for you.
American Disapproval Rate,Is atheist a protected class?
Which film genre do you think needs a huge revival?,"Honestly, I'd say super hero movies."
"Hello there. I had the same problem and found a solution for it. Some system definitions don't support 4K 60Hz even when your hardware is capable of it, this includes the MacPro 3,1 system definition. In order to have it work, use one that supports 4K 60Hz, like the MacMini 6,2 definition. Let me know how it goes. :)","Hey, i actually ended up trying that sys def and it still didnt work :( only getting a new graphics card did"
*facepalm* It wouldn't surprise me if they are horribly racist folk too,The only good bear is the white bear.
Did he grow a beard to show the little chin he's got? Also he edited his little cuts from 8 seconds to 2 seconds.,No he just didn't have access to internet for a few days
What in the actual goddamn fuck did I just read?,Milo is brilliantly aligning the furries with the alt-right
"Mexicans are awesome. Nice traditions, nice history, nice food.",Too bad they send their murderers and rapists...
No idea,Well then you mustn't be a *real* christian...
Alt F4 The sheer number of times I have accidentally hit alt F4 when trying to change views (F4) so I can reverse(alt+S) like a responsible citizen is staggering as well as embarrassing.,Joystick master race
Unpasteurized Mexican Cheese Spreading Infectious Disease in Dallas County,"*Sigh,* that's why you need to use *organic* raw milk."
That was sarcasm.,"Sarcasm is difficult to read on the internet, usually people use"
Sick aim bro,"Wow, he's good!"
Those who vote to kick me just because I died last are fucking retarded.,"I fucking despise French players, they ruin every game"
"There's always gonna be slang for younger generations, shit happened in the 90's, 80's, etc. I wouldn't necessarily say that the English language is dying.","No, i wuz born in le wrong generation"
It always boils down to ethnic diversity which means them darn black people.,I'll think you'll find the term is African-American.
"TIL that slaves were forbidden from owning drums, as they were used to communicate. New Orleans was the only city where slaves could legally own them. Hundreds of slaves were allowed to gather each Sunday to trade, sing, dance, and play music. This led to the birth of Jazz.",So hippie drum circles are just even more whites culturally appropriating black culture.
This story came up a while ago in r/unitedkingdom. Apparently the Scottish don't like that Donald was hanging out with the guy responsible for Lockerbie.,Hey it's okay they were rained on by debris and body bits coz Trump screwed him on the deal...right guys?
Even 100w isn't enough to jump that far. I think OP is good.,"100w is a measurement of power, it takes volts to jump a gap."
"Ooooh, I hadn't realized that. Well shit.",Apparently my understand was incorrect so I think we're all good with McRae still.
I kinda wish Suramar WQs that gave gold gave ancient mana instead.,do you not like server hoping in vineyards?
Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter This is what desperation looks like. There will be a contrived scandal about Trump within the next 2 weeks.,Is he psychic or are they just that predictable?
James McClean goal vs West Ham United,Loving this West Ham implosion
Seems that the Clinton campaign is REALLY digging hard at the bottom of the barrel at this point...,"Yeah, because a presidential candidate doing business with a dictator and terrorism sponsor isn't relevant at all."
For someone who thinks English is an exalted language my guess is Haggis neither speaks nor writes in it all that well.,Oh but didn't you know Haggis is the *best* at everything?
"10 months old Elite Controller with broken bumper, replaced with no questions asked at MS Store. Seriously I just walked into our local Austin MS store, showed them the break and they pretty much just handed me a new one off the shelf, printed me a receipt and that's it. Made my fucking month. If you guys have this happen and have a MS store in your area I highly recommend you take it in. Phenomenal stuff.",This gives me good hope that if my Elite controller breaks the Austin store may replace mine.
"Pinapahirap mo naman masyado. Ganto hello world sa python 3. (lambda _, __, ___, ____, _____, ______, _______, ________, _________: getattr( __import__(True.__class__.__name__[_] + [].__class__.__name__[__]), ().__class__.__eq__.__class__.__name__[:__] + ().__iter__().__class__.__name__[______:_________] )( _, (lambda _, __, ___: _(_, __, ___))( lambda _, __, ___: bytes(chr(___ % __), 'utf-8') + _(_, __, ___ // __) if ___ else (lambda: _).__code__.co_lnotab, _ << ________, (((_____ << ____) + _) << ((___ << _____) - ___)) + (((((___ << __) - _) << ___) + _) << ((_____ << ____) + (_ << _))) + (((_______ << __) - _) << (((((_ << ___) + _)) << ___) + (_ << _))) + (((_______ << ___) + _) << ((_ << ______) + _)) + (((_______ << ____) - _) << ((_______ << ___))) + (((_ << ____) - _) << ((((___ << __) + _) << __) - _)) - (_______ << ((((___ << __) - _) << __) + _)) + (_______ << (((((_ << ___) + _)) << __))) - ((((((_ << ___) + _)) << __) + _) << ((((___ << __) + _) << _))) + (((_______ << __) - _) << (((((_ << ___) + _)) << _))) + (((___ << ___) + _) << ((_____ << _))) + (_____ << ______) + (_ << ___) ) ) )( *(lambda _, __, ___: _(_, __, ___))( (lambda _, __, ___: [__(___[(lambda: _).__code__.co_nlocals])] + _(_, __, ___[(lambda _: _).__code__.co_nlocals:]) if ___ else [] ), lambda _: _.__code__.co_argcount, ( lambda _: _, lambda _, __: _, lambda _, __, ___: _, lambda _, __, ___, ____: _, lambda _, __, ___, ____, _____: _, lambda _, __, ___, ____, _____, ______: _, lambda _, __, ___, ____, _____, ______, _______: _, lambda _, __, ___, ____, _____, ______, _______, ________: _, lambda _, __, ___, ____, _____, ______, _______, ________, _________: _ ) ) )",Thought it was Lisp for a second there with the amount of parentheses it has.
"damn I hope 10 year olds aren't watching/listening to PKA. That show is definitely not appropriate for a ten year old. Hell it's not exactly appropriate for any age. It's racier than most HBO shows considering some of the topics discussed in detail plus the videos they watch. NOTE: I like PKA, i just hope young children aren't watching",let me take a second to tell you about oz
Roster?????,"Well, it hasn't been updated in like 4 months, so... sorry."
Omaha OP are we playing the same game?,he probably forgot the
"Are these the same people who bitch about paying more for larger clothes? Gee, I wonder why. Who breaks the seams in clothing? I can tell by just trying to get things over my shoulders or thighs if it's safe to keep pulling it on.",Well you know it is gonna look so sexy fine once you get it on after almost breaking the seams though!
I guess we made BouncifyBot racist now?,why are you talking bout you can't be racist towards white people
"Unpopular opinion: i dont care and im tired of Monte weekly drama This thread probably not going to reach frontpage but i think is not only me the one who dont care if Monte leave LoL; i know Monte is one of the best LoL analysist, i really enjoy his LCK cast along with DoA but lately he really become so toxic for this game, i understand why people loves him since he is not only good as caster, he is also that pseudo anarchist and the one who dont fear to talk about what is wrong in the scene but the true is this subreddit is about LoL and i think more people comes here to find videos, fan art, memes , interviews all LoL ( the game) related and no how someone is always crying or doing some drama about something most ppl dont care. If you going to stop playing because some caster wasnt hired well maybe you give to much importance to this game in your life, Joe and Deman leave and the game is still alive some ppl now maybe dont know who they were and what they did for LoL so if monte decide to leave and that means no more drama and one arrogant ego less im happy , i dont care how good he was, people come and people leave all the time and life dont ends. waiting for worlds to see good games with good casters and new talent, those who cry for everthing are no needed.","For fuck's sake, is there any possible way that you suck Rito's dick any harder?"
It's not game breaking ? Did you buy CS:GO today ?,Self boosting obviously has no impact on the game.
Labrys has a 38% chance. Labrys rolls an 11. The animal has been caught! Labrys rolls a 14. The meat is worth 350 gold.,Shuji decides to go hunting
Isn't it already known that Trump is always watching tv to see what people are saying about him?,"Yeah, I'm sure Trump is the only candidate in history to pay attention to what the media is saying about him."
BREAKING: Sept. 17 LATimes Presidential Poll: Trump 47.2 Clinton 41.2! The MAGA continues!,oh god it was at 47.4% yesterday and it's going down it's all over everybody hurry become a #hillmissile
Oh they just don't know what they're missing. Try slipping in a finger in the shower while soaping his back. That's how my ex got me addicted.,"Right, surprise non-consensual digital penetration is always the way to go"
Great. Now I have this image of the doctor brushing her teeth with it.,"Yet another reason I will never eat crab, chicken or tuna salad, ever."
You're welcome sweetie! Come visit me and Pappy soon!,"Ok, the nursing home is only a hop, skip and a jump away"
not a bad one or a gay,Yeah I'll get right on that
"1. Calling a clinic that predominantly performs other activities an abortion clinic is a bit misleading. It's like calling a hospital a burial storage facility, because hospitals usually have a morgue. 2. Oklahoma had the third-highest teenage pregnancy rate in the entire country in 2013. The state desperately needs more access to family planning and prophylactic services, which hopefully this new clinic will provide. Helping women to take control of their own body, and the incredible social benefits that follow, is great news.",Why would they want women to feel like they are in power of their own bodies?
"LPT : dont ever gift lilies to people with cats! they're toxic! (Im on mobile please forgive the flair thing) Mostly all forms of lilies are toxic if not DEADLY to cats! And they love to chew on the plant for some reason. So please, my friends, dont poison your friends cat.","Yeah, people with cats sure are toxic!"
rss down at the bonfire,"Ok give me a sec, best out of 5."
So you're a conspiracy theorist?,It's clearly the more reasonable explanation...
"Thinking about upgrading to a Gtx 108p I'm getting the Asus MG279Q monitor and was thinking about upgrading my Gtx 980ti to a Gtx 1080, should I do it? I have a i7 4790k cpu",Your 980ti should push 108p
when you gotta wash the dishes but instead get two people instalocking SAW and Ringo.,Screenshot?
should I meet my ex behind my boyfriend's back.,This should work... You will have 2 ex boyfriends.
"People defending Valve Can you please stop with threads like: You should respect valve for making this update, they care so dont give them hard time with mean comments, at least they are trying to fix the game. So every time they do THEIR JOB we should worship them? It's THEIR JOB to make this game better with every upcoming update. I think they wouldn't even care to fix it if it didn't become such a big deal all over reddit. So yeah, that's how much they care. But hey, they are not that bad, we have new sounds every update, that's something.",Yeah fuck all the people just doing their jobs.
r/photoshopbattles m8,I will say that this pic was already used there about a year ago.
Pretty good for the only natural (lol) athlete on stage,"Bruh, Darrem Charles is 100% natty and placed 5th in the classic physique division, clearly Jeff has been slacking in his prep."
The 6 most desirable coding jobs (and the types of people drawn to each),There are huge chunks of the programming profession missing from that list.
HMB while I mix chlorine and brake fluid,it's science
"Would your life be better or worse, if you knew the time and place where you would die?",Much better.
thats way too sketchy,What could go wrong?
5b2t Anarchy Surver in Minecraft Poket edition,"this is **not** the place to advertise a server (see rule 1), go to r/mcservers instead Also great copycat of the **real** anarchy server"
I'm talking at rallies here where he is on his own. obviously a staged speech at the convention will be very thought out.,Please tell me what other requirements there are to your rubric so that I can go investigate and send you my research.
"Why Kyle's dad? s20 ep1 It just doesn't make sense why Kyle's dad would want to cyber bully the girls. Is he just getting a kick out of it? Is he ,and if so why, trying to start a gender war? Does it have anything to do with the member berries? I think he's trying to frame cartman so he will stop messing with kyle. That all I can think of.",He's a sneaky Jew.
You can be honest and direct without being an asshole. If someone is trying to talk to you and you don't want to participate in the conversation simply tell them that you've got some stuff on your mind and don't feel like talking.,"Hey, I appreciate the attempt to socialize and make new friends, but I'm just not interested... it's not you, it's me, really... How do I phrase this in a way that doesn't offend the other person?"
Possible UFO at around 8:30 pm today??? Did anyone else see a low flying (thing) that was pretty wide and had a sort of pulsing red light going back and forth horizontally making a loud sound? It wasn't a sound I'd expect to hear from a helicopter or a plane. It was too big for a drone as well I think.,There was a blimp in the east bay floating around 880 around 4pm too.
Baylor just sittin over there at 3-0,But remember how Texas is the only team to lead the big 12?
none of the languages I tried had code completion let alone a debugger.,Did you try installing the extension for that language?
I think pocket clips ruin the aesthetics and symmetry of a knife and I remove them from every knife I use. They also snag on everything when sticking out of my pocket and cause hot spots during use.,"Yeah, but you also like Dan Electros, so you clearly have terrible taste."
That's the kind of thing that involves rolling multiple 1's on a 20 sided die.,I mean if you get critted 3 times in a row you better believe I'm taking the lucky feat
"There is the fact that 1,000,000 yen procured through that link you posted would have still cost you 899 USD. So I recon that would be a pretty significant raise from three dollars even if you didn't bet it in the form of fake Chinese currency ;)","You get 1 stack of 100 for $8.99, not 1 note for $8.99."
There's a very old chapel in my hometown that's only big enough for one person at a time.,Great comments in here.
What getting older looks like,"3 devices stacked on top of each other, I'm having a panic attack I need fresh air."
80% of people's star signs just changed and it's all NASA's fault,I'm hoping this becomes FP and causes an Internet-wide crisis.
You forgot CynicatPro,Added :)
the article doesn't specify their religion,Fucking Buddhist go at it again!
This is r/jokes. That's exactly what's suppose to happen.,You forgot the
Red State,Not on Netflix...
"TIL of the first person to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge - a professional high diver who wanted to 'demonstrate that people did not die by simply falling through the air'. He proved himself correct after falling, safely, 135 feet through the air; dying from impact upon hitting the water.","Anyone with sense knows it's not the fall, it's the sudden impact that kills."
No one man should have all that power,The clock's ticking I just count the hours?
So it was another terrorist attack brushed off by the MSM.,Because only fucking white males commit mass shootings right?
"I can't unlock Redmi Note 3's bootloader I'm on Global Dev (the latest weekly version). I applied for the unlocking procedure yesterday and I received a confirmation message within a minute (awesome, right?). the unlocking process gets stuck at 50% with this message: Couldn't verify device / Not connected to Mi Phone. Should I just wait and try again after a few days? Should I install the China Dev ROM? Should I expect to get another message from Xiaomi?",Have you tried using the EDL method to flash recovery instead?
Conversion Student,A 1 Mana 1/2 with Spell Damage is never going to get printed it's absurdly overpowered.
I tried to make it clear in the title that the AirPods are CrappyDesign. The video tells why better than I could describe it.,"If you have to describe it, it's not good design."
Do you think they call it molding because it's been in the fridge too long?,I don't think so Tim
They won't call them terror attacks so they can continue to claim that terrorism isn't something to be concerned about in the USA.,Global warming is the main thing to be concerned about.
You're joking.,I forgot the
"Cloaking using clock and dagger before going out of spawn . The moment my body reach the spawn door , I suddenly got sniped .",Couldn't he be looking straight at the door when you came out ?
Hope he does alright. That Rams front 7 isn't exactly a lineup you wanna have your quarterbacks hobbling around against.,Especially if you only slept six hours in the last week
Took them long enough to merge over,if you go slow enough any move is safe!
Everyone knew,How would anyone know with the towel there?
"Young Adult book where kids are in a virtual reality D&D-esque MMO world I read the book in Elementary School in the early 2000s, and it was probably several years old when I read it. The story started with a young teen who was stuck in a wheelchair, and created a virtual reality MMO for him and his friends as a means of exploring the world. I remember the story took them to a tavern in a town, and then they went out exploring the surrounding area in D&D fashion. It seems like they got stuck in the world for a while until they finished a quest or something, and it seems like the police were called on the kid or his father at the end of the book, but nothing happened to him. This has been bugging me for years, so any help is much appreciated.",...Homestuck?
"Yeah, the guy he spoke with is completely misrepresenting the field. I graduated from UC San Diego with a BSCS, not ivy league and probably not top 20 by most accounts. Tons of my classmates never touched programming until college and tons of those same students got fantastic offers from Apple, Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Facebook and the like. Actually one of the guys who had been programming since he was 8 and generally one of the more knowledgeable ones with a high gpa and an internship at Google, interviewed with them after graduation and didn't get an offer. For what it's worth, I transferred to UCSD at 24 and now I work in San Francisco at a startup with great salary and work life balance, that I found through an ex co-worker from my first job after graduating. OP it's all about your attitude, work ethic, and networking. All the huge companies showed up to job fairs 3-4 times a year looking for graduates and internships.","To be fair though, as a fellow UCSD student, UCSD is pretty great for CS."
Map of Europe at the outbreak of the second Schleswig war,I didn't know that Flevoland was bigger in 1864 then it is now.
#NAME?,Ofc
I know I hate when bullets don't work in call of duty. Maybe treyarch put it in to make the game more immersive. So you never know if your gun will have bullets or blanks! Genius.,You forgot this...
"modern's fine Even discounting the ridiculous showing that Bant Eldrazi is putting on, this breakdown is still awful. Linear aggressive decks still have a powerful stranglehold on the format, with the heralded bastions of fair magic (jund and jeskai) falling farther and farther down in high end representation with every tournament. People will argue that modern is in a great place and that you can play whatever you want... but they're just wrong at this point.",The format is very diverse - there are lots of ways to die before your 4th turn
"Unused spray sound removed in Friday's patch. It's possible they are working on spray cases because it was only a 63kb file, hardly worth removing.",It's also possible they're working on a HEV Suit case.
"I'm bad and not getting better, advice? Recently I've been losing the vast majority of my games, and it is undeniably my fault most of the time. I don't remember the last time I bottom fragged, in fact I am almost always in the top 3 of the team on the scoreboard, but I *always* mess up in crucial moments and lose critical rounds for my team. When it matters most, I can't seem to do anything right. And when this happens, I have a huge habit of tilting big time and then I continue to screw up. It's not fun. Every time I play I get excited for the game ahead, and I feel like we can win, but after the inevitable loss I feel extremely defeated, guilty, and want to give up on the game. I have tried lots of different methods of practice, from HS-Only DM, Retake servers, Aim training and Recoil training maps, and learning smoke and flashes for every map; but nothing seems to help. What should I do? **TL;DR -** Ruining games for my team because I am rubbish and choke key rounds. Even with practice I can't seem to shake this. Where do I go from here?",Go back to Minecraft.
What you say goes well with a view of programming as a craft that you learn with experience. And what the conceptual boundaries should be for your particular problem is really rather hard to know!,For sure!
"That's weird. Btw, how is Matthews in your team? I was drafted by Leafs too but he's nowhere to be seen..",They put him in the AHL his first season but at the start of the second season he is 87 overall
"millenial my ass, I know plenty of old hippies who are BoB bernouts",Honestly I look at some of those pictures of Stein rallies and see way more of the older hippie type than millenial leftists.
Ktt is actually one of the best music forums....,The best music forum
I just traded in a bunch of games my little brother didnt want or play anymore. Gran Turismo 5 a world known brand and game I got 10 cents for. American Idol Encore 2: Karaoke Revolution that no one has ever heard of and the guy took 4 minutes to even find it in the system I got $4.20 for.,"Well to be fair, AIE2:KR was a hell of a game......."
Henrik Sedin is a savage,But the players don't care about this gimmick tournament.
You did this to yourself. That shit is based on your own search history.,I'm not saying their advertising wasn't effective...
w...where's the humour...?,its funny because black
What a catch..,Ha Those darned blacks are sure missing out lol
#NAME?,* Added fire extinguishers to extinguish when shot at because afterburn is way too effective already
5.000.000 $ for 4 T-Shirts,"Yes, it should be 3.1 million... They are trying to rip you off!"
"So, how are we supposed to get Mysterious Crystals now? Currently there are no events that give out Mysterious Crystals, are we locked out of Heptagonal crafting until some other events giving away mysterious crystal come?",Kaari Lord obviously
"I get that our defense is playing poorly, but how can we expect to win when we an only put up 14 in 3 quarters? Especially considering one came on a lucky penalty call.",Maybe we plan to put up another 22 in the fourth like last game?
Oh look! A video where Ian openly says he's getting a receding hairline!,Sure sign of insecurity.
Postgame Thread Wk2 glad that's over,Hey we didn't lose as bad as the Bucs!
even if 9/11 was an inside job that would still make it a terrorist attack. Domestic terrorism is still terrorism. 9gag morons,"See, you don't get it, 9/11 was an inside job, not a terrorist attack."
I'm more appalled at those graphics settings. My word.,"I know right, how dare he play with anything but ULTRA"
Video surfaces in DUI lawsuit showing officers planning fabricated charges,cops doing unlawful things what a surprise.
lol. no pi on the pack rule. like that rule this season.,Yeah we never get called ever!
(sorry for potato quality) I've been stuck on this screen for 30 minutes after updating win10. Help?,Learn how to screen cap
"Agreed, the hits by Stewart and Marshall were out of line. That being said being able to fuck the opposing qb up through legal hits like we did in the super bowl and 90% of the opener is part of what makes the defense great. And there's nothing wrong with that.",It's a good idea to keep your options open by also fucking up the opposing QB with illegal hits
Why,Go code the game for valve and you sound like you can fix everything for them
"The customer making the return should eat the difference between what they paid and what we'll sell it for as open box. 90% of the large TV returns in my store are because the customer thought they spent too much, like bitch you don't know your financial situation before dropping several thousand on a TV?",Best buy card will let you finance it............
NYPD vetting Tumblr claiming to be Chelsea bomber 'manifesto',The fuck is with that editors note?
Doom GO! About the only petition anyone should sign,I don't foresee any political backlash from this at all.
I found a 101 year old receipt for a 1915 Model A car.,Thats only a year old.
They could remove all the ports on the iPhone 8. That would be really courageous.,Just use Bluetooth you fucking caveman.
"From now till November we'll have AOS, a full season of Luke Cage, and Dr Strange. Sweet Christmas",But you described everything leading up 'til Thanksgiving.
added some patches to my blank hats,Where do you get your blank caps?
even if 9/11 was an inside job that would still make it a terrorist attack. Domestic terrorism is still terrorism. 9gag morons,"only brown people can be terrorists, theyre the baddies US gov is the good guys silly goose obs"
It sounds like his bm worked because this is the exact reaction they are looking for. If you get this mad at a children's card game seek help.,"Yeah its totally justified to add someone and tell them to go kill themselves, they should just get thicker skin"
That there's a bearded fellow sitting up in the clouds with a keen interest in who wins football games.,How dare you discredit _SKY DAD_'s love of sports!
Twitter user tears apart a 200 year old chair and finds it to be full of human (slave) hair,Yay for ruining historical items!
Sonic and the Black Knight RAGE ANIMATION,Should of played as Knuckles!
single 1070. Never go SLI or Crossfire!! (unless you hate a shitton of money and want to get a 1080 SLI),I don't hate money but doubt I'll go sli 1080
A union is not a state organization it is a private group...they too have the freedom to day what they want,"According to Citizens United, they are people too."
David Braben talks about future support of Win32 and DX 10 for Elite,..wake me up once they support Vulkan and ported Elite over to something more free than Windows and Mac.
Ahhhhhh.. The old greedy natives trope...,"Greedy natives, coming to our country, trying to take our land and sell it back to us!"
Frostbound Hammer on all his abilities. Tell me if that sounds like fun to fight.,Runeforged Hammer could finally find a home
YEAH AND ALL OF US TAX PAYERS HERE IN MINNESOTA ARE **FUCKING THRILLED** ABOUT IT,Dude....electronic pull tabs paid for most of it.
"I'm sure it works in some scenarios. The issue I see is that it might create a feedback loop, where more people from a certain race are caught because they're stopped more often, which in turn makes them over-represented for that crime and leads to more profiling. I think there's a stronger argument for profiling for rare crimes like terrorism than normal people crimes.",It's a problem we might catch more people?
"We spent a lot of time to think and build. we used 4.8 million woods, 3.2 million stones, two hundred forty thousand metal fragments and three hundred thousand high qulity metals And of course we had made some mistakes for sure, but we had already removed the bases that were wrong.","Damn, you must be at least a level 12 by now"
"Trump is loved, what are you babbling about? He's the most charismatic Presidental candidate in a *very* long time.",You forgot the
"We're talking about Rockhold, not Mayweather lol","Either way, if Luke COULD read it, his wife should watch out when he gets home."
"Raiola loves milking big balls. *Yes, go ahead and mentally visualise that*",And maybe I should hydraulicly press them
Morpheus PvP (Let's go west/pirates! join today :]),"Am I the only one who clearly spots the desperate attempt from Disaster and Pantsu to get people to come to their server, you've finally started putting it in the title and being more clear about it but holy shit, if you're so bored with each other stop posting shit titled like ''SO MUCH FUN PVP, THERE'S TOO MUCH FUN"
I like the behind zenit part I mean most of us will understand but I don't think it works that way in English,Past their prime.
Than terrorist won't stop coming to the EU and commit atrocities...,So scared right now
"If you can see an upcoming D.O.A./Dayglo Abortions show, do it! Just saw them on their Punk Rock Armageddon tour, and it was killer. The show was earlier and shorter than most people seemed to want, but both bands fucking killed it. D.O.A. played second and had a big encore, like 5+ songs. They played a great cover 2nd last too from another old band that's touring right now. If you can catch one of their upcoming shows, do it!","Plus, I hear it's DOA's farewell tour."
I thought the thumbnail showed someone wearing a burqa and couldn't make the connection :(,*Obviously* they're moving their operations to Middle Eastern countries since those are going to be Europe's overlords soon anyway.
Media bias I am afraid.,kinda hard for it to be media bias when you live across the street and witness it with your own eyes...
"Nope, it was a penalty btw","Thanks, I couldn't tell."
I wonder if there's something we need to shoot in The Giant that will give us an item. Most likely outside of the playable area.,Maybe the m1911
Biology teacher who had sex with five students spared jail,Well thank the Goddess it wasn't a Catholic Priest!
Found a dusty relic today while on the AfricaNorthSouth server.,Suspicious cropping
tap on the shoulder would've sufficed..,But that would be rape.
Clothes is clothes? right?,"Got to disagree with you man, for example I don't want to catch anyone wearing this undercover collab unless they support anarchy 100%."
you swap to druid.,Great input
So we'll be his money counting slaves?,That and adorning his wife in diamonds.
What by the fountain?,They must be airing deleted scenes that kept it clean for the kids
Gwen Stefani to headline charity gala at Golden 1 Center,We made it
Everyone should be a heel!,I mean it's working for RAW right?
"Brazil you sly dog finally doing what you should. Korea ruining the day for the Inuit and Vietnam finally having solid border battles with Boers. Add in Blackfoot smelling the roses, a deatha nd Japans Imminent one and this part was one of the best ones of late IMO","So action packed with so few turns, I swear TPang has to be IGE-ing some of these wars because they're too fucking good"
"Turinsk Anomaly The Sibirian city of Turinsk (the one right next to Beryovozo) somehow lost health this part, sending it into the deep red. Is Sibir at war with any of their neighbors right now or am I just going insane?",Afghanistan clearly had a stray missile cruiser with nuke in the ocean.
We are lagging behind. At least we have customization and crazy fonts right?,Utterly unusable!
Playing in the forest,Do this in the local park and enjoy all the junkie syringes...
I always wondered why he chose thresh over alistar for his skin. Not that he's bad on thresh or anything.,"Because at the time he won worlds Ali was a) permabanned (literally, like 96% ban rate) and b) was a meta Top pick"
"Yeah haha, the hula-hoop emote is super silly. Kind of out of line with their cool and serious design philosophy.","Dude, exercising is serious."
"I have a 380x but it is a stix edition, should I go ahead and crossfire both of these?",You'd need a 1500W PSU.
"Unpopular opinon; I don't care what happens with the anime as long as the games are good, anyone else feel the same? Based on recent trailers, SUMO will probably be the best in the series. A complex plot very out of place for Pokemon and more akin to JRPGs, alchemy, etc etc, make me think this. The games look amazing.",The pokemon anime is still going?
Just ask Kevin Durant.,no man he took the hard road
"He has 4 runs of +15 yards. Most in the league so far. And he is up on goal line situations. I have him in one dinasty, and so far so good. But I'm scare that he turns into a RB with only boom or bust runs.","Yeah but if you take away those 4 +15 yard rushes, he's garbage."
"You don't have to force touch, just tap and hold and it works.","Not working on my 6s, only with with 3D Touch."
I been sittin in Autozone for 10 minutes,I always sit in my car for 10 minutes before entering the store and making a purchase.
"He can say whatever he wants. Even if he hits a grand slam, the pope and the dalai lama praise him, israel and palestein unify because of his speech the outcome from the media will be: wow Hillary clinton did wonderful! She's so presidential, I can't wait for her to be our next leader!",We know this because of all the grand slams he's hit so far.
geography,i should have included a
"After Texas high school builds $60-million stadium, rival district plans one for nearly $70 million",There's no bubble in municipal bonds.
I had a roommate freshman year that put $200 a month into a retirement account. My mind was blown. Sadly he developed a cocaine problem but that savings attitude always impressed me.,Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
it's ok. Most of the business are understanding and I've got it almost all routed around. We have 4 tier 1's so. . . . Was mostly getting level 3 to route around cogent so stuff that went out them didn't reenter cogent later.,Level 3 handing traffic off as soon as it can instead of taking it as far as it can over it's own network....NEVER
I cannot believe that Wells Fargo is going to bribe politicians to get away with their crimes. It shows how much a joke our government has become.,Well their money is still good.
"Lol. Just to clarify, yes my wife is 14 years old. Seriously though, she turns 36 this year.",Wow she ages fast I went from 14 to 15
"Democrats have never never tried to get older people to vote for them before, that's what conservatives do!",But don't you know that pre-civil rights era republicans were the tolerant ones so people supporting democrats are literally KKK?
"One ward taking the surrounding counties, likely.",Wikipedia agrees with you :)
Can I tri-SLI with you guys?,I believe Nvidia only offers support for duel SLI.
Which linux distros do left people use and which ones are for the right?,Arch for euphoric lefties and Gentoo for glorious Conservatives
can i get it earlier if i send it to australia?,"I am Australian, can confirm, been playing all day"
"Returning my 7+ tomorrow. Lack of a headphone jack has turned out to be a big deal for me. I've used bluetooth headphones on and off for a couple of years now, but nothing replaces the simplicity of a standard pair of headphones. Bluetooth just isn't reliable nor as easy to pair as plugging in, and having to remember one more item to charge everyday is too much of a hassle. Plus, I can buy four decent pairs of headphones for the price of one wireless headphone. There's no real convenience with bluetooth.",Apparently you got the only box without the free adapter.
"Mendes doesn't have that strong of a grip anymore, actually.","Yeah, Garay, Nani, and Mangala aren't Mendes' boys"
"And how many terrorist groups receive funding from the US? As long as the terrorists are fighting our enemies, they'll be named moderate and receive funds...",rebels not terrorists
Goodbye Blackouts: Tesla Just Signed A Contract to Power the California Grid,"Oh good, a giant company has control over a renewable energy source!"
The thing I love about Tripwire is that yes they are slow to update but I'm glad they always take there time and do it right the first time.,"Just like the rushed updates that broke people's games early on, Nvidia FLEX, Resistances and countless other updates!"
Whats the best way to spend glimmer to increase faction rep? Recently hit 372 and I'm just wondering what the fastest way to farm faction rep using glimmer is? I've been using it on heavy synths to trade in but I've seen people use it for weapon parts and armor materials. Whats the most efficient use of it?,"Buy a ton of weapon parts from banshee or shiro, that seems to work well"
"The question is about historical persons, not fictional characters.","Boy you sure showed him, didn't you."
"I don't care if hbox goes, but pls keep him off commentary",#jiggshate
Hey those pentas were cool and all but is no one gonna mention that the jax ignored attacking the nexus in order to get more kills? Watch the movement of blue team when Jax gets his first kill - they're all walking away from a half hp naked nexus with a **JAX** next to it,If you had the chance for a penta before ending a sure won game wouldn't you at least try?
He's the best player in baseball. Done,no bryce harper is
I heard it's extremely buggy and borderline unplayable? Also no dedicated servers which suuuuuucks...,Isn't that part of these games?
Hillary makes fun of homeless.,Wow so relatable and charming maybe I'll vote for her after all!
Yeah my bad! I'm mostly AFK,Reported for unsportsmanlike conduct you afk crate farmer!
"Uh, that's called Democracy. Do you hate Freedom or something?",I think you dropped this:
It becomes even more apparent when you need to move a cable and the wire cutters come out.,"Now why would I ever need to move a cable, it's not like it is a developmental lab or anything...."
See also: Cutting the foreskin off infants,Never mind the lifelong trauma it causes because every child remembers it.
Apparently Derrick Rose is the only one who can answer this.,A super team has 3 guys and a drunk girl who consents
"It is sad that he believes what he is saying to the point where he actually sleeps soundly at night. He sees nothing wrong with what he says - in fact, he thinks he's helping. I hate to come across as evil here, but I find it very unfortunate that this man will die thinking it was okay to be the way that he is. That he was a man of his faith, and that sole fact makes him better than this young man. That he felt he had the moral obligation to say those things about a boy he probably didn't even know. He will die believing in a God that would appreciates this behavior. I'm sad that there will be no justice. That young man does not need your prayers or passive-aggressive well wishes, Jason, as he is no longer alive to hear them. And it is those very comments you said that may have led him to take such drastic measures. What a fucking vile person.",He probably is also very proud of himself for standing up for his beliefs in the face of persecution.
I have one at work and press it every time I solve an issue. It's not annoying at all and I'm sure my co-workers love it.,my coworker has one and yes we all do love it.
Smash Bros Challenge What is the absolute worst move in all of smash?,Melee Sheik's down-b
why did you hit him for 4 instead of 5?,For science
The Safety Car VS The Medical Car At Bahrain 2016,And it's a 1-2 finish for Mercedes
We have not demanded rank turners: Kumble,"Off course you didn't, we believe in fair battle."
"It's not the pinnacle of human achievement. But it's better to be healthy than not healthy, and if you can do something to be more healthy, you might as well, because you'll feel better and your quality of life will be better. If we follow this post's logic to it's conclusions, the writer might as well start shooting heroin and huffing paint, because they'll never be healthy so why even bother?","If I'm failing one class, I might as well fail all of my classes because it doesn't matter, I'm already not passing one class."
Did The Chainsmokers rip off Fetty Wap?,"No what you talking about fam, the Chainsmokers are setting the trend, now people are copying THEM, only Drake and Bieber can hold a candle to their accomplishments..."
Don't worry in a few days you won't have to think back that far,glad to have you here
"This isn't about Tebow, this is about two sports stars of the past.","Doesn't matter, mentioned Tebow"
A million dollars,"Would be better if you said $999,999.25 instead or 999,999 dollars and 25 cents"
Guardian ACE,SICK
"weird I remember that day and I don't remember anything posted against Jews, Yazidis, or Middle Eastern Christians. It's almost like their ideas are against other ideas rather than race or geographic origin.",Get out of here with your judging people by their ideas and motives let me sympathize with anyone I deem a minority no matter what they believe or how they treat people.
Very white? Do you actually think if the europeans had been black the results would be different?,"Well duh, only white people are evil."
+1 for calgary! Let's get a chat going and organize a time?,+1 indeed
Explaining to my bf why im reply late :/,Oh no what if you were talking to another boy!
Shinji Okazaki goal against Chelsea (1-0),Holy shit
Because it measures FPS in the same way every single FPS counter in existence does...,ELI5: How do FPS counters work?
Woke up to some pretty good news this morning!,Way to spoil their big announcement
What world are you living in? People of all shapes and sizes date all other shapes and sizes. Get out of your house.,Not in the videos I watch.....
"Drinking while on call?! The question of whether it's okay to drink, and if so, to what extent, while on home-call came up recently. Opinions among my division are strong, but also varied. I wanted to get opinions of a broader audience. I want to limit what I say to avoid biasing responses, but if your answer is conditional on something, I'm happy to give more context. We're in the US.",What is home call?
What is your favourite thing about the Historical Project Mod?,Not enough wickedness to stamp out!
"Not to mention that the typical anti-abortion person is also against funding social services for pre/post medical care, social service, SNAP, etc.",You forgot to mention birth control.
"How in the world does RCT2 have such a (relatively) low Steam ratinf? It's for sure in my top 5 games of all time, am I just insane?",Maybe because it's a 14 year old game that on release got something like 7-8/10 scores and has metascore of 74.
"4,4s,5. HTC m7 g3 v10 s6 note 7",Oh but but but that doesn't mean you're not an iPhone fanboy.
Does he want a fancy car? A big house? Does he like eating nice meals like steak and lobster? Those things are also wastes of money. Sometimes it's just nice to have nicer things.,Anything not required to live is a waste of money.
This hit me hard...,"Yes, because me struggling to stand straight, giggling uncontrollably and worrying why this bin bag not breathing is 'reality'."
"Trump used $258,000 from his charity to settle legal problems","But Hillary helps treat AIDS patients, so they're about equal."
Scammers in my area,What's the melt value on those?
My Skull of the Man'ari looks like a bow,You warlocks are always complaining about something!
If he shot darts then people would compare him too much to Teemo in LoL. Copyright issues. They want to be original.,Yeah I heard Blizzard already had troubles releasing Kael'thas because he shoots fireballs just like Mario
81% of Americans Oppose $38 Billion Pledge to Israel,That's because 81% of Americans are Anti-Semitic Neo Nazis.
A long line at Cinnabon doesn't qualify as trauma.,The line is long because women have to take the time to count out the quarters and dimes that they've scraped together instead of pulling out a fancy credit card like the cis white scum
I'm rolling around in my DO sparrow with the ballerhorn,Pleb
"And now I can't use my phone for 2 days, meaning no one can contact me when I'm off my computer, I can't listen to music or podcasts on the go like I always do and if there's an emergency where I need to call for help, I'm SOL. Sign me in! *Note, obvious sarcasm is hopefully obvious*","Dude, its just a joke jesus, live a little!"
How is Maggette a poor man's Carter?,"Bald, wear sleeves, and dunk"
"idk, it looks like they have their hair in a bun",Ah hair in a bun - must be a girl
Right now all I can think of is DC hires,"Nah, BVG about to get a contract extension"
so you are suggesting is a psycho sociopath kid from EU?,is it jensen?
15-Year-Old Dying Dog Lives To See Owner Get Married,Dog: I hope I live to see the day my human gets married
"Please liberals, tell me again how all cops aren't bastards.",He should have just cooperated hurr hurr hurr
Jesse Ventura is doing an ama or r/politics . Please go to this thread and push him on why he sued Chris Kyle's grieving widow!,Not your personal army.
"So when Trump's foundation would make a donation to a vets charity to settle a lawsuit against Trump's business, do you think Trump took a charitable deduction on his personal tax return?",Oh hell no.
North Korea Accidentally Lets World Access Its Internet And It Only Has 28 Websites,"Because they are only the best and greatest websites, right?"
"Orrr pretending that he plays the same role as say a Dareus, Fletcher Cox etc and racks up double the sacks is absurd. They literally line him up against the weakest part of the defense on nearly every single play, the entire defense is built around getting JJ easy matchups. It seems to work and he produces, but the sentiment that he is a 3-4 DE getting sacks where nobody else does is incredibly false. There is probably not a single other player who is given more opportunities for sacks in the NFL",Russel Wilson?
"Fuiji, Sony, Panasonic, Olympus and?",Nikon.
Context Stats - Ryan Fitzpatrick vs The Bills - Turn On The Jets,But I thought you only posted negative things about Fitz!
"So, is Ivern good or evil? What do you think? On one hand he's the friend of the forest and he saves animals, and he appears to be a kind old tree. On the other hand, he used to be Ivern the Cruel, he may or may not kill the humans who hunt animals, and his Candy King recall is terrifying.",True Neutral
On of the Vehicles in Kal. I put together for our card shop. Plus I get to keep them!!,"The instructions were absolute shit, but the finished product looked amazing after the hour long struggle."
"tbh, she should have known that would happen with a stupid name like that. Heh, I would hate my life if I was named Chris...",You're telling me.
Thanks T-Paw.,but he didn't raise our taxes!
What are good ways to make money on the side?,Multi-level-marketing schemes.
They're not in Pakistan anymore.,Irrelevant!
Shocking.,That's good business.
NAACP guy now says a 13 year old girl said it was a white cop and the guy didn't have a gun.,Must be true.
"Well the street IS notorious of being bad, he most likely WAS staking it for that reason and found my professional look to be out of place. Unfortunately my car broke down in the parking garage and I was waiting for a co-worker to pick me up at the corner. He saw my flipphone (This was like, 2011 mind you), and thought it was probably a burner phone. At least that's what I like to think to make myself sleep better at night rather than this mother fucker was about to murder me because someone pissed in his coffee","If you don't snap your flip-phone in half after every phone conversation, why have a flip-phone?"
"Seriously, why joke about this sensitive issue?","Yeah, too soon!"
That's why I hate playing as England troops rout way too easily,I think you meant the French.
Where the fuck does Chris Christie get off telling other people what they should do to their bodies?,"well, he knows first hand!"
"If the desire ever came for me and my husband to have a child, we'd go the adoption or foster care route. It's irresponsible for people to be getting IVF when they're orphanages everywhere",But it doesn't count if it's not miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
How many decades ago?,0.05 (so winter 2016)
I think you mean Clinton...,But definitely not Bush or Regan.
I bought a grill.,"You've got a separate, meat free grill for my vegan tofu and black bean burgers, right?"
Like you-ooo-ooo.,This is what I remember as well.
That's because the media in the UK isn't allowed to just make shit up like they can in America.,Damn censorship
"Please, please, please don't require DOff inputs to any of the projects!",All projects will require 23c doffs.
Dis gonna be good.,100% dead or paid off before he can testify.
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it. These things aren't doing machine learning or solving differential equations.","But just think man, if every clipper card was running a bitcoin miner we could solve the debt crisis in a year!"
"that is one option. The other is do it, and regret it. I am, interested to know what was cancelled though",70% into rainbow six siege with extremely slow internet.
US pastor encouraged Botswanans to put gay man to death before deportation,That's very Christian of him.
Can we judge him off of one game? It's his first game is gonna put in the extra 10% to show what he's got but it may not be everytime. We don't know how he's doing in training.,If we can say that chabolah is the best thing ever in 30 ish minutes against a ten man side then I think we can do just about anything.
Developers Strawpoll About Should Shadows Be Allowed Off Go vote,It's a close one
"Sure, but it's not illegal for them to close the store, and fire the workers at the store because it wasn't performing at some ambiguous level. This is what stores do. I've worked in management in retail before, and they flat out told the workers that if they unionized, they'd close the store down (which of course would result in them losing their jobs).",That's sounds like acceptable behavior in a developed country.
Just sudo it hi-res poster,just ```pacaur -Syu --devel --noconfirm``` it.
I submitted this here because we (as the Libertarians/Libertarian Party) don't necessarily have the best story for how we'd stop issues like this.,"In a free market, an honest superbank would spring up to defeat Wells Fargo with the power of ethics."
"The OFFICIAL Week 3 BOLD Predictions Thread We are officially back in the swing of things! For those of you who do not know, this is a competition in which your picks are tallied at the end of the season and the winner gets 40 bucks worth of pizza of their choice. The pizza party reward is meant to be an incentive to actually throw out some realistic picks instead of going for low hanging fruit circle jerky joke predictions. Please respect that. **FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, YOU'LL NOT JUST BE COMPETING WITH EACH OTHER. THIS YEAR, YOU HAVE TO BEAT ME TOO TO WIN YOUR PIZZA PARTY, AND THE PRIZE IS DOUBLING.** As with any competition, there are rules. If you break these rules, you'll be disqualified not just from this week, but the entire contest, so pay attention. **1. You must be an active member of r/nfl.** **2. Serious predictions only in top comments. Feel free to joke about other's predictions, but please reserve top comments for serious predictions. Failure to do so will result in immediate and irreconcilable disqualification.** **3. Do not edit your comments. Edited comments will not count for the week.** **4. Respect reddiquette. Do not downvote some one's predictions because they picked against your team.** **5. You have until KICKOFF OF THE Texans @ Patriots to get your 5 PREDICTIONS in. Good luck!** **6. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT LAST WEEK, TELL US ALL, AND LINK TO YOUR COMMENT. THIS SERIES HAS GROWN TREMENDOUSLY OVER THE YEARS AND I NEED HELP KEEPING SCORE.** **7. PREDICTING INJURIES IS AN AUTOMATIC BAN FROM THE COMPETITION.** **In addition to these rules, I strongly suggest you steer clear from Homer predictions. Your brain picks better than your heart!** **Last week I correctly predicted That Bradford and the Vikings would beat the Packers, bringing me to 7 total points on the season.** My predictions for this week are below. **1. Brock Osweiler improves to 2-0 vs the Patriots in his career.** **2. Stafford throws 5 TD passes en route to a blow out of the Packers** **3. The Bills beat the Cardinals by 20 points** **4. The Panthers hang 40 on Minnesota** **5. The Cowboys shut out the Bears**",#EDELMAN LIGHTS IT THE FUCK UP AS QB
"Calling me female is oppressing me, shitlord!",Tbf i cringe when someone refers to a woman as a female
u mad bro?,DANK NEW MEEMEES RIGHT HERE
?,I think he got bored so he hacked the game for crates and gems
What are each jobs' useless skills? I recently got to level 60 on all my DoW/DoM classes and found it a bit overwhelming that I have all of their skills on my hotbars. I know for BRD that the useless skills are shadow bind and swiftsong. Shadow bind is very situational but the skills I only want on my hotbars are the ones that I am going to use every time or eventually when I play that class whether its in a dungeon or in a raid. What are other useless skills in the other jobs?,Warrior - Defiance
Trust him. He's an expert.,We Brits LOVE listening to experts on important issues
"2 bed, 2 bath? Insanity.","It was in Alaska, that place is sooo expensive"
I think Woox had something to do with Litt's ban...,I'll give you 100m if you figure it out
Omfg my video game accomplishment that no one but my self cares about was devalued!!1!,"I agree, isn't it retarded to work for something that's BiS"
Did you just assume his opinions?!??,...triggered
It's the fastest way to get the commuter achievement,r/outside
TIL: Treadmills used to be used as punishment for prisoners in the 1800's. The treadmills powered grain mills (hence the name treadmill) and pump water.,Why are we not funding this?
Have you ever seen someone calmly flip from good to evil? What happened?,[wheatley]
anokuu,it's a fanfiction so it's cancer
"I want a mafia Ivern skin so instead of freeing the jungle camps he would rob them of their gold, experience, and buffs","Except the mafia doesn't just rob everyone, it is a crime organization, maybe protecting the jungle camps is a front for his weed selling business"
A list of the new survey rewards anyone? Title says it all,"I didn't compile a list while leveling my kfm but they give a bunch of elements, breakthrough materials, weapon chests, hm keys and even all the accessories from ToE."
I honestly don't think anyone proposing a ban has given any thought to how it would be implemented.,"*She's not educated and she doesn't know the big words, but she's got her heart in the right place and wants what is best for Australia, and that's why I support her*"
I would imagine it's the same old listen to the spirit bullshit.,"Likely, but it would be incredible if it wasn't"
"To the above, it's only harder for them if they have a conscience.",isn't a prerequisite for management to not have a conscience in the first place?
"just another example of how the left hates this country and its citizens. This guy praises terrorist killers and the FBI didn't see it until it's too late, to busy covering up for their criminal benefactors in the election. 1000% obamas fault, the buck stops with him.",you forgot the
Youtube introduces a new program that rewards users with points for mass flagging videos. What can go wrong?,omg being a youtube hero sounds sooo much better than being a club penguin spy.
c9's strength is impact and impact only? naw.,"True, they have pretty solid laners across the board actually"
I didn't want to assume anyone's gender.,By not calling them women you're assuming they're not women you sexist pig.
"There's damage of some sort. It's almost impossible to pick up a car with a forklift without scuffing up either the driveshaft, exhaust, or chassis. I would be beyond livid if someone did that to a brand new, $40k car.",ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!
"Leuk idee, ga mij nou maar eens vertellen hoe ;)",Belasting afschaffen en iedereen een basisloon
Burnt Sienna Pulsus Keys Also have a Dom GT. Mostly looking for keys.,How much for the GT?
"VIDEO: Hillary Clinton is confused why she isn't 50 points ahead of Trump. She's fallen off the deep end, folks.",The obvious answer is sexism
So where does that money go?,"To goddamned liberal welfare recipients, obviously"
"Just an Observation: Pity Parties Comments under injury related posts like (Player) injures (something) and will be out for (some time) become flooded with replies such as: Drafted Allen, AP, Romo, and now (Player) is injured. (FFS, I hate fantasy football), (There's always next year), (etc) We all know this sucks. You drafted well and got shafted by some bad breaks. Thing is, drafting X number of players who are now injured is not as uncommon as you think. Take a look through the Coleman or Gronk threads and see how many pity parties are piled up. I think this detracts from the conversation/quality in these threads. Instead of talking about who slots in or how this affects some other player there are a ton of replies about how many other guys on your team are hurt. This doesn't help anyone, at all. While I don't downvote these posts, I'd like to see less of them.","But you should down vote them, as they don't add anything to the discussion."
This drink is in a bottle with a can top,It's the Caitlyn Jenner of drinks.
"Google knows damn near everything about me, and it asks my NAME? Don't play dumb! You probably know my blood type, salary, medical history..",Gotta make you feel safe.
Just a reminder of how nuts Pride was. They set up Pro Wrestler Dos Caras (mask and all) to fight Cro Cop.,The pinnacle of martial arts.
Taking the perfect photograph in GTA V (xpost r/gaming),Nice choice of font for the tutorial
"I can't put my finger on it, but this Mercedes looks a little off.",This is an early 2000 DaimlerChrysler car so technically it can use the badge.
"Mafia 3 Tested, Catastrophically unoptimized- Nvidia gtx 1080 does 60 fps at 1080p.",Weird I got 60FPS on 2560x1440p with Gsync and I have the unlimited FPS turned on.
Tempting Eve in the Garden with the Apple.,"Well they did say a snake did it, so it checks out..."
Yeah but apparently we have to pay to have the rights to that radio station by paying a monthly subscription to Groove Music.,Yeah its super annoying you cant just play from a local directory on your system.
"Georgie is a pretty common nickname. George, not so much. In fact, I have lived a half century on this earth and have yet to meet -- or even hear of -- a woman nicknamed George. A boy named Sue, however, I have no problem with.",I'm sure she's very sorry for confusing you.
Yes,r/threadkillers
Joc Pederson GONE,beautiful
It's pretty hard to talk about how things were in MMA in like 2008 when you start watching in 2013 though.,"Yeah, it isn't like people can learn about things that happened before they discovered something - I mean, I was born after WWII so there is literally no possible way I could ever learn anything about it"
What is one piece of advice you never took seriously until it was too late?,Never put your dick in crazy.
Tool,"You'll be listening to the same stuff for the rest of your life, waiting for that album"
This is for Chiraq only.,"Yeah, who cares if it is only some people getting their rights taken away."
Someone expressing their opinion oppressing you? Does anyone notice the similarity between the current right and 3rd wave feminism. This rhetoric honestly belongs on tumblr,It's not free speech if I can't destroy your life with it and show everybody how much of a hero I am while censoring all criticism.
The recent attack in the Crossroads Mall shows the value of armed and trained people carrying in public,"Also happened in a gun-free zone, which it turns out may not make it a violence-free zone."
FWD smart car drivers beware,"For anyone curiois, this is actually what happened to a smart car in a crash test where it was rammed into a brick wall at 100mph."
"It's also kind of just a win more card. Look at any number of other cards in the 8 mana slot that similarly help to close out games. Comparatively CotW doesn't do a whole lot if you're behind unlike say, a Rag Lightlord, Tirion, etc.",Deal 5 damage summon a 2/4 and a 5/4 with taunt doesn't do shit when you're behind
Tokyo Machine = Mike Darlington Confirmed,"Guys, have you actually considered Tokyo Machine might be a second alias for DJ Monster Cat?"
"You're Next, man that movie was brutal...basically a snuff film. Not saying I didn't like it, but...wife wasn't too pleased I brought her along, lol",You should have taken her to see Gone Girl
I need a League,the Dons is my league if you wanna join
I'm glad you're coping so well.,It's hard being a genius.
"Do you like overdoses, because that's how you get overdoses",All the addicts will eventually overdose and then we will no longer have an addict problem!
"His voice is what I imagine Death from Discworld would sound like. For reference, **DEATH'S LINES ARE WRITTEN LIKE THIS**","WHAT CAN THE GAME HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE PERFECT ALL-AROUND PLAYER"
"for your sake, I'm glad the kid was alive.","Yeah, screw the kid right?"
"Lombardi says he'll take Abdelkader, Backes, Dubinsky on his team any day . Defends choice not to pick him over one of them.",And in other news USA hockey federation said they would take Lombardi over any other GM because his recent track record of proof his teams can win
Because event horizon is a real scientific thing that the movie used.,"No it's not, the scientists got jealous of the movie so they copied it."
Someone should invent a brain helmet!,...should I tell him?
Twitter dude it's live stream your still good :p,"Awesome, thanks!"
Yet $45 to send it from Lloyds in the UK to the BNZ via ANZ.,The money has to travel further
"So.... was it just not popular to write about women in the early 19th Century? Perhaps Joseph did not want to include any stories about women? Or maybe God, in it's infinite wisdom, wanted to leave out all the women out of respect, and to protect their names.",Pretty sure it's the last one.
"Underwhelming lipsync song What was that, dear god???",I didn't really feel the song for this lipsync...but Detox slayed it.
They're here!,id?
Overwatch's Mercy has the child bearing hips of a literal godess,i didnt know dwight schrute played overwatch
Does this look wrong to anyone else?,"Yes, it's missing a B in front of ERNIE"
There's just no science or evidence that it had any effect besides being an incredibly dangerous and deadly addictive horrible poison death. According to our very educated and intelligent noble political leaders and heroic law enforcement.,You dropped this
do the people at the_d still think hillary's going to try to get out of debates? they're so dellusional.,Trump is strong for dodging that debate but Hillary is scared and weak.
"Are Level Monsters Next? Konami seems to be going back to the old mechanics and giving them a lot of support, or at least making an Archetype centered around that mechanic that is viable. Unions with ABC's Gemini's with Chemical Beasts and Spark Field Spirits with Espirit So after the Espirit support the question on my mind is, Are LV monsters next?",Nah dude cyber dark impact style placement support is next
Why is there a comment dislike button if it doesn't even work?,Because ppl wil b sad if ppl dont agree wit dem ;(
And me apperntly..All my comment being downvoted now,Cause you're a nazi mod?
New gadget: The Bat-Dab,How many upgrade points does this upgrade cost?
Right? You can never tell.,I think he just forgot to add the
"Twitter had some big purges the last few days, youtube is defunding vloggers with the wrong opinions and setting up red guards (to be called heroes) to report wrongthink. Very orwellian stuff is being rolled out at a number of social media sites all within a week or two. I don't think it is a coincidence.",its obviously the reptiles.
"BLM agitators strip man naked, beat, kick and drag him through a Charlotte, SC parking garage.",Beating up white people equals solving racism obviously.
"I think it's a little bit weaker than Grave Titan, but not by a lot.",Titan dies to the Gearhulk though.
So if I wear my Lazio kit I won't get shot?,Just wear your Diego Costa shirt and they will accept you as one of their own.
1 shot during uptown protests over officer-involved shooting,The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants Thomas Jefferson its your right to shoot at government forces that is killing its own people
What an amazing response time from their customer service!,Sure.. with such an important issue you would certanily expect them to respond immediately...
"I am posting to The Donald because I want to Make America Great Again! I don't need to be paid to make memes, they come from the heart!",That sounds like something someone who was getting payed to meme would say
"Nox, Nox, Nox, Maybe nox, probably nox. Did i mention Nox?",You forgot Nox.
Democracy only works if the voters aren't completely ignorant without a shred of critical thinking. That's the problem with our voter base.,it pays out making education expensive and unavailable for half of the people
"Schminx Hoodie , Grey, 130 shipped",Size?
"Oh, sorry NA, California. I forget that league is a world wide game :/",Wait what NA is the only region in the world
Can't wait for the 'Nimble America' shills to come here and denounce the Dalai Lama.,fucking hippies screwed up this country in 68... once is enough.
"Wrong. The reports themselves, like the Jay report, repeatedly state that there is no evidence that the social workers or the police chiefs were afraid to tackle the issue due to fears of being called a racist. That talking point comes from 1 or 2 officers who were interviewed for the report, instead of from an overwhelming number of police officers and social workers. The reason the police did not treat the issue as severely as they did, is because the police were involved in the abuse themselves. There were police officers who sexually abused the girls. And the way the police officers viewed the vulnerable girls was as trash, unworthy of police protection, as always lying etc.",Thank you for all those sources...
"Dude, this is r/MICROgrowery. That thing is a beast!!! Good growing.",Someone's got bush envy..... :)
"At least when it comes to performances and events, its not so much about ripping people off as it is a loophole for the venue to make money that it doesn't have to pay to the artist. A contract for an artist might say that the artist is entitled to 85% of ticket sales. That's very important wording. So 280 tickets each get sold for $30, and the artist takes 85% of every ticket. The venue charges a $10 convenience fee on every ticket, which is not a ticket sale cost, its a convenience fee. So essentially that's another $2800 for all those tickets that is pure income for the venue and have no responsibility to give to the artist. Source: I work in music production.",TIL artists aren't really people.
"let me guess, canadian and born with the gear on!!!",Born in California actually.
"Where has he been, we've been in a war for the past 14 years.",It doesn't really count because Congress didn't declare we are at War.
This is why all these movies with the 95 lb girl beating up 5-7 180lb guys just don't make any fucking sense.,But bro Ronda Rousey could beat Cain Velasquez
Cheryl Mills given immunity deal in Clinton email server probe,This means she will now be open and transparent.
So we're just gonna ignore the fact that GPRO is on its way to the moon?,Bought a handful of 11/18 --- 18.00 calls on this... Here we go negras
What is the point of this stupidity? How are the tweets some guy favorited news?,"Because he doesn't kiss the ring of Hillary, so he must be a nazi"
Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador Peninsula.,*Puninsula
That's not a defense in Canada.,In the US if youre white you can shoot any minority you feel might be acting threatening towards you or any other white person.
"But since doom-state titans in Titanfall 2 no longer have their 'health bar' deplete gradually like in Titanfall 1, technically you can just walk around the map in doom state, wait for an enemy titan to drop, and baby you're a firework!",Sounds Fun!
Meet the neighbors,"As the president and founder of car pissing united and author of Car pissing done correctly, I find it abominable how how vice chairman here is seen having to defend his right to piss on his vehicle."
Not entirely sure what I need to beware of exactly?,"The dog you fool, can't you read?"
I smoke two blunts in the afternoon. It makes me feel alright,"I smoke two blunts before I smoke two blunts, then I smoke two more."
SSD will make it faster btw,I have a 500GB Samsung Evo
"Caps on currencies don't encourage you to spend them in most games, usually the opposite. You hit cap and wait because its annoying for most casual players to gain a large portion of currency and most of them would be gaining this through dailies, yet the same task is trival for no lifers. Good items/a gear upgrade,a fair priced salvage item, or potentially more unique cosmetics are what encourage you to spend, not caps.",Preach it!
I laser etched my phone today with pokemon doodles. Pretty happy with the results.,Enjoi it
Phoenix unveils HK$2.37 billion plan for terrestrial TV channels in Hong Kong,"CCP owned media, that's just what Hong Kong needs"
Almay the American Look campaign takes dig at AB,Who needs pedestrian things like cleanser and actual skincare products when you have drugstore BB cream?
POSTGAME THREAD: THINGS ARE NOT LOOKING UP. LETS REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES,"But guys, just think this team could be in the playoffs without Soria"
Three league titles and two trebles,"Meeeh, nothing great!"
"A platonic dating website for gamers. Where you put what games you play, your playstyle, your age and the time you play. People would add you and you'd find friends no problem.",Discord is a pretty good forum for this type of goal imo
Trump to Fossil Fuel Execs: 'You Will Like Me So Much',"Woah there, you guys don't understand, what he ACTUALLY means is that they will love him because he will make it super easy and cheap for them to switch to renewables."
I love it when traders say all these cool names for slightly above average patterns.,yes m9 moses is only SLIGHTLY above average when it comes to blue % on a ch m9)))^ ^ ^
Technically without a period at the end it's an uncertain number of sigfigs,No period at the end just means she is pregnant.
My parents went out to eat at the local Indian restaurant...,"Remember folks, you can't be racist to white people"
"The premise of banning a The Price Is Right for billionaires due to them being out of touch with reality as far as cost of goods goes and preventing humiliation is pretty funny. And going even further all of this was to cause Hillary a significant loss, enough to cause her to collapse, like she was planning to use that tactic. Though I still haven't figured out how German laws would affect her.","She was born in Germany, like Obama was born in Kenya!"
Manbug,Did you just assume its gender?
you probably shouldn't call someone a transgender for the same reason you probably shouldn't call someone a black,Yeah I find the term fake woman goes down a lot better.
"It freezes, crashes, sticks, takes hours to do anything. If I want to change what's on my ipod, I need free afternoon to have enough time for it.",It doesn't for me... Am I doing something wrong?
"The American revolutionaries would *never* destroy personal property as a form of protest! Except for all the personal property that they destroyed. Like, y'know, that thing with the tea...","But that was to protest evil evil taxes, not something trivial like extra judical killings."
He didn't get caught... he fucking told someone in the press of his own accord. I still can't fucking understand why he did it in the first place lol seriously wtf,He drinks too much and ends up spewing nonsense.
Star guardian jinx dance reference :),does anyone know when these skins are releasing?
maypril dab while typing,It's me!
Has Punk been back to Roufus gym yet?,"According to Chael Sonnen (who claims to have text Punk on a daily basis since his fight) he was back in the gym the following Monday, but he's not sure whether that was to support his team-mates or to actually train."
"As far as I know no other alternative displacement nor repatriation process has been put in place, so those people will just continue to roam around the Calais area.","We're talking what-if-something-got-done situations, so i kinda assume french gov would have a place these people would get relocated to."
womens_perspectives.png,I'm sure 'CuckzBTFO' has some very interesting and nuanced views on gender equality
What are you talking about he finished Barao with a Dragon Ball Z 20 hit combo,"He was totally gassed, bro, otherwise that shit would have been a 60 hit combo."
To help raise money for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention I offered to shave my beard if I met my fundraising goal.,How much money did you earn the charity for shaving?
have sex - 15 drink alcohol - 18 drive - 18,"you can drive at 16, but there is a limit when it comes to engine power etc."
"Eh. He wasn't that old. He's 30, but I'm 22, which, unless I really click, that isn't the sort of age gapv I'm comfortable with. Plus all my other reasons, such as, he obviously didn't read my profile as it is listed as just looking for friends",Still don't understand how you could have rejected him with that killer opening though
Tennessee vs Florida,"Yay, Gary and Verne!"
"Yeah but you do it in a condom so it's just a little bit more civil, I guess hahaha",Oh okay then it's totally fine!
"I'm surviving class. 60% of my income goes to rent, my fridge is always empty and my utilities get shut off at least two or three times a year.",All you have to do is work harder you lazy bum
So did WW dodge the FoF Nerf that everybody dreaded? Like the title said are we in the clear now? from what i read on all the forums Heavy handed strikes was going to be a slow instead of a stun. Are we in the clear?,+12% agi is what WW needed
i demand the flesh,that guy has no beard how is he a virgin
"Ya, I get it after getting into heavy back squats again.",well yes but those are cheaty pow lifting good morning squats
Squat is an assistance exercise for her anyway,powerlifters are just doing weightlifting assistance exercises anyway
"No, I work in IT.",No place is safe eh?
GTA Online Bonuses September 23 - 29!,When are we gonna get a 99% discount on the Buzzard?
Target gets rid of kid-sized 'demon mini carts' after backlash,we should probably ban those same shitty kids from getting their license at 16 and smashing their car while texting into the rest of us adults too
These replies are pretty entertaining. Perhaps we need to form an official Worst of Madison list.,Yeah that will sell lots of ads in the Isthmus!
i think he was just a troll,I think you're defending him because of your username
Two terrible cheaters in MM,this'll get removed ez
"Horse breed close to extinction because of imposed human standards? Because we would breed or let stallions other than black ones breed? Also probably severely narrowing the gene pool, which doesn't help the breed either.",Call them like they are: Horse Nazis.
"Ok, but, she's a woman, so obviously she's untrustworthy and calculating. Can't argue with facts like that.",You forgot cunning and cold
Jewish peer Lord Mitchell set to quit Labour Party in protest over Jeremy Corbyn's re-election as leader,Corbyn has never said kill all arabs in a speech so he is obviously an anti-semetic nazi.
Wanna?,"Welp, he paid you a compliment, guess it's time for the sex now!"
GWS v WB was the second highest rating non-GF match in AFL history.,Probably because spotless holds a seating capacity of 20.
DLB plays Orkz and we steamroll Eldar often.,"No, Eldar are cancer they literally never lose and it's impossible to get a kill as Orks"
A pet peeve I've had with this Sub Reddit since launch. It's gotten better over time but I still see it. It's when sombody makes a post and states that Everybody wants X or It's time to change Y!. It seems like posts like these are the reason why Bungie changes/tinkers with something that didn't need changing because somebody/a group of people complain enough about it. This subreddit is a very small percent of players that play the game and yet it seems like they have the biggest impact on changes just because it's easier for Bungie to check here for glitches and bugs etc. Just my 2 cents worth on the matter and I just wanted to say something about it. Tldr: There's no need to be so entitled. (Posted on phone so things might look or be wrong.),"Shut up, this game is broken and I have to tell the world"
"Olives, anyone?",God why not just pour some brine in while you're at it or go the whole way and just have a martini
"Translation: I found an explanation that fits my desired narrative, I will look no further. Here's a scenario. The President of the Phillipines throws an insult at Obama. Obama cancels his visit scheduled to take place in a few days. The Phillipines loses hundreds of millions overnight because of Obama's denouncement. Now imagine that you're the CEO of a Fortune 100 and have many well-diversified investments and therefore a vested interest in and understanding of the US economy. Who do you want for President, a boring, establishment, centrist politician or a hot-headed reality TV star and real estate mogul who ran a fake university and regularly makes inflammatory comments about opponents? Whose behavior is more likely to harm economic interests?",Definitely the boring centrist politician.
Can someone explain this clip? (mouz vs envyus),Pros don't cheat
Only if you can recover it from your backups. Reverting to a snapshot dumps the newer data. Yo do have backups right?,You already know the answer to that question.
"Seriously fuck that guy in the white who punched her down and then started kicking her. I get what they were doing but don't fucking punch and especially kick anyone when they are down and surrounded like that, man or woman.","Nooo but its part of their religion, so if you say something bad about it, you're racist."
tight,What kind of thong is this and where do I buy one?
Look at the name of the sub buddy,"Here yes, you can say it, but outside of the subreddit, saying that is a straight invitation for peasants to flame you."
#SuicideSquad stays in Top10 for 8th straight wknd. Ties #Deadpool for longest streak for any comic book pic this yr. $318.1M dom cume,$300M more to break even.
Cowboy Bebop's dub is also many streets ahead of the sub.,One Piece is too
"As a parent, this will get you uninvited to dinner next time.","Wow, I bet your kids have an intact sense of childlike wonder."
What happened to the comments here?,I dont even know :S meme too strong?
Faut-il voter en 2017 ?,"Si tu ne vote pas, tu vote FN."
Student suspended after posting picture of discolored water in school bathroom,"Once again, the US school system focusing on really important things."
Introducing MailSniper: A Tool For Searching Every User's Email for Sensitive Data,"Hey, does it remove email address of VERY VIP person?"
Lincoln commercials are retarded,You're just not high class enough to understand.
The road closures were announced. They were doing repaving on the 101 and a bunch of side streets.,THATS JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE
She's building a tax base to fund the rest of her life after her looks drop off a cliff.,Gotta fill that gender wage gap somehow.
Before July 29th,You dropped the
Why don't we just call it Superium? We named the other surrounding areas after the other lakes. Even Erie has a town in Pennsylvania named after it.,"Yeah, because I'm *totally* gonna call a group of people who live somewhere else superior to me."
"If I remember correctly, didn't their conductor conduct with a crucifix? And dress up like a nun?",I can't imagine why ND would have problems with that.
My stack of 4000+ US does not feel the effects of this change.,Thank you for your valuable input.
There is something wrong with your pooper. For me it comes out in the exact way it comes in -- deliciously.,Corn is the only thing that you should come out the same way it came in.
Seriously it's disgusting. While living in Odessa Ukraine I often saw what they called spider Gypsies. Which are children whose parents repeatedly broke their arms and legs to distort them and make them legit look like spiders.... Makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it.,Some internet guy talking BS
*woosh*,As is your retort.
TIL there are still people out there who believe that Sallus driver was behind the wheel that fateful night. Damn.,You didn't heard his confession in court?
"What are good, free music notations programs? I'm writing music for the violin.",Musescore
"In gas drilling country, the honeymoon is over on royalties",who would've thought that a big company could ever take advantage of people like that...
"You must be new, here.",#re-postalert
"Some people take pugs and MM games way too seriously. It's fine to play and be competitive, but chimping out like this? Get a fucking grip.","Yeah seriously, you can't expect a competitive environment when you play paid third party."
Katy Perry's website updated with Stay Tuned For More Events,She'll probs drop her new album on October 21st.
Does this mean if we have leftover oreos they contribute to next month having discounts? Pfft doubt it,"Nah, they have to throw out those leftover oreos because they're stale."
Bullshit Societal Gender Ranking System,How long do you spend in the shower?
Wait so she wants a divorce the wedding day? What?,"Well if it's clearly not working out between them, it's the only logical course of action"
In theater but you looked down on Star Wars fans? Lol I'd rather be known for liking Star Wars than being in drama club. Sci-Fy nerds sit a little higher on the social scale than the theater kids.,I guess you missed the part where I was also on the football team and I didn't ride the bench either.
"Shit, I got legos. Only would need four or so to make a stand.",Look at this 1 percenter and his 4 pieces of legos!
"unexpected reaction from bishop about leaving the church I was looking back on my experience telling my bishop that I no longer believed in the church, and was wondering if anyone else has an experience similar to this. I was in a student ward for the first semester of freshman year, but the moment the November policy came out I knew that was the tipping point for me. The bishop had already arranged to meet with me before church, presumably to extend a new calling since they switch them around so much in the student wards. My heart was racing as I walked into his office, I shook his hand and took a seat across from him. He asked me how I was doing and I immediately broke down and laid out all the reasons why I couldn't belong to this church anymore. He was very calm and patient, listening intently the entire time and handing me a tissue every few minutes. When I finally finished talking, he said well sister, it sounds like you've really made up your mind. I can't make you stay, but I'm really sad to have to see you leave. Do what you feel is right, and if you ever need any help with absolutely anything in the future please let me know. I was honestly shocked. No invitation to fast and pray over this, to read my scriptures and ponder and pray, nothing. He didn't try to keep me in and while I was surprised then, I now realize what a genuinely understanding and cool dude he was. (Afterwards he admitted that he was planning on giving me a new calling, but that he'd just extend it to someone else now.) I walked out of that church building for the last time with an enormous weight off my shoulders and the biggest smile on my face. I know a lot of you have had rough experiences when coming out to your bishops, but has anyone else had a relatively positive one?",Sounds like he is an excellent man!
So typical of liberals to lash out at people they don't agree with,"Yeah, its just liberals."
Eli and rivers?,Nah dude Rivers is a flop.... No rings
"# **Congratulations! You have been promoted to a moderator of r/AwesomeUsername!** *I am not a bot. Because of this, I may reply late or never at all. Reply to me for a promotion!*",*replies and believes*
I thought it was Likkrit...,Revolta was heartwarming before it was cool to be heartwarming
Look at that Arkansas defense doing football stuff to come up with the game winning forced fumble.,I love it when they do football stuff
"ITT: Endless amounts of people whining about how boring this game is, instead of going and doing literally anything else",I mean it's a bad game but I've been incredibly entertained
I hate how 'white' a response that was too. Just say your quick mention of it and move on don't sugarcoat it.,I hate how 'black' this comment is
Its not a medium.,"Yeah it is, there's plenty of anime where they talk to the dead"
Ma-fall ... I haven't heard this piece of Taglish before.,an evolved colloquial term as Ma-finger.
Remember?,God what I would give for a Palin frontrunner right now...
this one must have been justified then,The 3 year old was CLEARLY asking for it.
What's your solution to that specific problem?,to build the wall 30 feet higher obviously
"Ah come on, what about Wimbledon?",Not really a fan of mk dons...
What normal task gives you anxiety?,Driving any vehicle that isn't my own.
The Many Times the MCU was Retconned,I didn't realize Tony and Coulson are old friends
"If it were up to me, I wouldn't release the Merchantman until access to a Banu system became a thing. If that were the case, the Carrack would come first.",Shh don't tell that to Merchantman owners :)
"This video really changed my view on To Catch a Predator, and Chris Hansen.","What was your opinion, and what did it change to?"
Beautifully put.,"For science, of course."
"Speaking as someone who lives where there is legalised prostitution, and has several friends in the industry, there are more 'happy hookers' then you'd think. Yes, some people turn to it because they've got no other option, but then you can say the same about working at McDonalds, or as a cleaner in a hotel, etc. The vast majority don't go into those industries because they've got loads of options either.","No, it's only exploitation if there is sex involved."
"For Some, Bush-Obama Rapport Recalls a Lost Virtue: Political Civility","For others, it recalls that there is only one party in America, and it is not the people's party."
Trump picks top skeptic to lead EPA transition,"Ya, but both candidates are the same!"
"Yeah, I think that line only sounds bad out of context. Should you expect to get robbed if you walk alone in a bad neighborhood in the middle of the night? Of course. Is it on you to avoid that? Absolutely.","Yeah, it's a woman's responsibility to not be raped, how could anyone think that sounds like being a rape apologist"
Homos Only,"SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO STRAIGHT AND FABULOUS, uhh fucking shitlords"
"Right, it's not like they're transitioning to a toaster or a 1975 Chevrolet Camaro SS! Fixed spelling","The fuck do you know about my life, you cis shitlord."
Micronesia?,"It's actually not located in very many developing countries, but who care about those"
What do you think the next global superpower will be and why?,"'Murica, because Donald Trump."
"I made that comment because everyone is super opinionated as far as intakes go for our GTI's/R's. The basic theory is that the open box design actually hurts performance as the intake will take in existing hot air that is coming off the engine, whereas the closed boxes are completely sealed off from the engine bay, thus only allowing the outside (cooler) air to enter the intake which will in turn yield better performance (as the engine prefers cooler air.) That being said everyone has a different opinion on this and will toss dyno numbers out and say it not a big deal but for me personally, regardless of numbers, i'd rather have my engine taking in as cool or air as possible.",I'm shocked this sub is split on something relatively trivial.
May I ask what that cost? Lux wants half the price of new Wayfarers plus shipping for a busted lens and Lenscrafters only tells me that I wouldn't want to pay what they'd charge me. I've been a bit flabbergasted at how much of a pain in the ass it's been to get what I'd think is a common repair on the world's most common sunglasses.,"Lenscrafters is also Luxottica owned if I'm not mistaken, try a local non-chain optician"
two players reacting to my na flash in perfect symmetry,"Quantum-Atomic-Theoretical Physicist here, correct term is actually synchrony"
"Modern sport bikes are mental. My s1000rr is actually too fast to have fun with on public roads. Now I have a 17,000 dollar track bike...not my best financial decision.",Really it depends on the road.
How Much You Must Earn to Buy a Home in 27 Major Cities the United States,And in Israel a 3 room apartment in Tel Aviv can cost almost a million dollars.
Clinton won't get your vote because the DNC filed a motion to dismiss with a standard legal argument?,Obviously that's what I meant.
A must read for every comrade pupper and doggo.,Liberate the Doggoteriat.
"Spotted at the Bloomsburg, PA fair yesterday",Economic anxiety
"I do appreciate them, but it's sometimes hard to separate that from my frustration with Mojang/Microsoft, and the changing demographic of the player base (and how this is partially encouraged by them) I dislike the abandonment of frequent development (Yes I know it's been 5 years but there's still a huge active playerbase, which would only grow if the devs showed more public love for the game) I dislike the seeming disfavor for the Java version in favor of objectively worse console or mobile versions. I dislike that they cancelled the API, and then didn't even have the balls to say it outright. I dislike that there's no clear future vision for the game, nor clear communication from Mojang about anything. All that said, I think the devs are some of the most talented on the planet, and they made arguably the greatest game of all time. I'm glad OP posted this so we can thank them. But it's also really hard to say I'm satisfied with Mojang as a company over the last 3 years. *You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain* Not sure what Mojang will be in 5 years.",gnajom
Trump is a great business man and he will make us all rich boys too because we are hard workers and he cares about people like us.,I hope to god you dropped this...
"Abortions make me squeamish. I promised myself that if I were to get pregnant, I would keep it (unless horribly in debt and/or drug addict, which hasn't happened) because I don't want to end up in the position where I would regret not keeping it. But if I never get pregnant then so be it.","It is of course your decision, but I must say I'm surprised that you would be too squeamish for an abortion but not for a birth?"
Only 2 genders?? TRIGGERED,I identify as a toaster
How is highlighting a lack of diversity sexist?,b.. but... he said 'women' in his comment.
Bernie Sanders: We don't need more Wall Street CEOs in any administration,ITT: People who have intimate knowledge of Clinton's plans to deregulate Wall Street and appoint only the greasiest of Goldman Sachs execs to governmental positions.
"Fact checks are also biases. Politifact called trump a liar for saying black youth unemployment was 50% or more saying it was lower, while Bernie said the same thing months ago and was given mostly true (could be higher). I'm sure Bloomberg, who donates heavily to Clinton, will do the same shit.","I'm sure you, who is actively spreading a lie, will acknowledge any fact that directly counters your personal bias."
Leave it to TBM's to try to use Star Wars to further their own religious agenda.,"Oh yeah, my teens would totally love these packets!"
i'm a pedantic douche because i was trying to help someone? i'll be sure to change my username to fit your assumption.,pedanticdouchejennifer does have a certain ring to it...
Oh yes they can. He's sexist because reasons. They won't let a little fact like his hiring a woman for a key position defeat the narrative.,She's just brainwashed by the patriarchy.
"Why the hell are Amiibo fights so fun to watch, I can't stop",YET MORE PROOF THAT ROBIN IS HIGH TIER
"I got shat on a few days ago for using the word pepe instead of meme, so I wouldn't worry about it.",Lol you kind of deserved it
Wel ironisch dat de tekst dan weer net *niet* in het Nederlands is,Anders snappen die kutbuitenlanders het toch niet?
Mary Shelley is also missing.,Meh Frankenstein isn't important.
Where you call everyone a State Department shill?,Nice try state department shill
"I ain't even mad, Its a good date for him to drop, I need that cudi to get me through tough times Aka right now.",Its risky got some crazy competition with that NEW FETTY ALBUM DROPPING THE SAME DAY
"don't confuse these people for libertarians. If anything, us libertarians feel that the problem is we live in a society where this DOESN'T happen. Our dream is that we can one day have a society in which your success is truly a function of how much effort you put in, not just how who mommy and daddy were.",To each according to their contribution!
#NEED ALT STREAMS! ####Who's got a list?,"Among the channels streaming the debate live on YouTube are: NBC News, PBS, Fox News, The Washington Post, Bloomberg, and Telemundo."
We've had the worst revival of an economy since the Great Depression wtf does that mean,That means WE SHOULD GO TO WAR TO BOOST OUR ECONOMY!
A bit more relevant for r/television: Colbert is going to be on immediately after the debate. Is there going to be a way to watch this on my computer?,Sounds like a way to get a totally non-biased recap of the debate.
What?,Dropped the
"I'm willing to associate with someone who votes third party or Clinton, but I wouldn't want to even speak to a trump supporter.",Im willing to associate with someone who votes with my candidate YOU JUST PROVED THE GUY YOU REPLIED RIGHT.
It's crazy how bad people on this site are at detecting sarcasm.,Yup
Why do you hate women mr trump. you are out of time mr trump.,What a clever comment.
so would genji be Dunban?,"No, [Mumkhar/Metal Face would be, cause he came back to life with cybernetic implants :P]"
Skittles and Time,I never knew you could make such a detailed picture using only Syrian Refugees.
"He was, is and will be only about his bottom line. Even if he somehow won, that's all he would care about.",Good thing he's going to put his business in a blind trust.
Bain said it was a coke shipment,"This is actually a teaser image of the new heist, where heisters have to go to a Tsunami-stricken San Francisco to steal trucks loading tons of party hats, to be unlocked in this years Crimefest"
"At first glance, you'd think Trump. This is because he has a much higher false/truth ratio than Clinton. However, the large majority of Trump supporters are not swayed by any negative results of fact checking. They trust him to figure it out when he gets there, and like him for his unfiltered rhetoric.","yes because hillary is the beacon of truth, she never lies.."
It makes me mad. Why do I have to pay my taxes and this jerk doesn't? And how do you profess to love everyone you're promising to help when you made them shoulder the tax burden alone? And now he wants to keep YOUR taxes the same -but lower HIS? He's a slap in the face to hard working Americans. He's the poster boy for the word of the 20teens -entitled.,there is enough tax collected from you middle class peasants out there to run the government so the rich dont really need to contribute
"Why would you label this a spoiler, and then put the spoiler in the title?",You were warned.
They claim to do it to be inclusive as they think it's offensive to say you guys.,Well I say it's cultural appropriation
"If you are arguing granularity, then it's a matter of perspective. Someone in UP or Bihar or Rajasthan will argue that the problem is because Varanasi is in UP or that Muzzafarpur is in Bihar. From a global perspective, India is the problem. From an Indian perspective, UP/Bihar/Rajasthan are the problems. From a UP perspective, Varanasi is the problem.","Ok, let's just get granular and kill all those with more than 2 kids."
i played Onyx Bishop into Sylvanas The game begins. I have no time for games! Happened twice in my last game and cracked me up both times. I have low standards for humour.,Never seen this interaction before.
Enjoying the presidential debate from Sweden,You only are enjoying it because you don't have to deal with the outcome.
They can threaten to pull sponsorship if the guy isn't booted off the team.,"Yeah they should have to bear the brunt of this, because, you know, they're involved"
let beet the DROP?,"Fuckin' symmetry, always ruining things."
He is probably mistaken. That was the case last time I checked as well. BA rifles give way more Infantry Assault xp.,"I'm mistaken, you guys definitely know more about mechanics than me lol"
50k .10 or better FV MW Bayonet Night.,what about 0.1062?
Reddit is hard,I had the same issue until I put 15 minutes into understanding reddit's layout.
Ill give it a go and report back,It's been 15 minutes already!
Can't be Muslims because they never bomb mosques.,You forgot
Rank Character 1. Claude Giroux 2. Shea Weber 3. Joe Thornton 4. Alexander Ovechkin 5. Adam Henrique 6. James Reimer 7. Jakub Voracek 8. Jaromir Jagr 9. Steven Stamkos 10. Wayne Simmonds 11. Shayne Gostisbehere 12. Henrik Zetterberg 13. Brayden Schenn 14. Auston Matthews 15. Roberto Luongo 16. Jonathan Toews 17. Phil Kessel 18. Patrice Bergeron 19. Carey Price 20. Henrik & Daniel Sedin 21. Nazem Kadri 22. Connor McDavid 23. Gabriel Landeskog 24. Brent Burns 25. Anze Kopitar 26. John Tavares 27. Brad Marchand 28. Matt Duchene 29. Jeff Skinner 30. Johnny Gaudreau 31. Jamie Benn 32. Erik Karlsson 33. Ryan Getzlaf 34. Zach Parise 35. Vladimir Tarasenko 36. Aaron Ekblad 37. Corey Perry 38. Brendan Gallagher 39. Tyler Seguin 40. Oliver Ekman-Larsson 41. Corey Crawford 42. Leon Draisaitl 43. Seth Jones 44. PK Subban 45. Jordan Eberle 46. Evgeni Malkin 47. Bobby Ryan 48. Ryan Murray 49. Taylor Hall 50. Jonathan Quick 51. Colton Parayko 52. Joe Pavelski 53. Logan Couture 54. Mark Scheifele 55. Ben Bishop 56. Sergei Bobrovsky 57. Patrik Laine 58. Mitch Marner 59. Nicklas Backstrom 60. Kris Letang 61. Alex Galchenyuk 62. Roman Josi 63. Braden Holtby 64. Marc-Andre Fleury 65. Eddie Lack 66. Max Domi 67. Shane Doan 68. Sidney Crosby 69. Jack Eichel 70. Nathan MacKinnon 71. Patrick Sharp 72. Nick Foligno 73. Brandon Saad 74. Cory Schneider 75. John Klingberg 76. Sam Reinhart 77. Nail Yakupov 78. Jake Virtanen 79. Artemi Panarin 80. Ryan Kesler 81. Noah Hanifin 82. Dylan Larkin 83. Kevin Bieksa 84. Dylan Strome 85. Henrik Lundqvist 86. Jason Demers 87. Charlie Coyle 88. Jonathan Drouin 89. Anthony Duclair 90. Andre Burakovsky 91. Antoine Roussel 92. Beau Bennett 93. Tom Wilson,"Giroux top, Tom Wilson bottom...correct!"
:-( What about us with inferior genetics?,In case you didn't realize it he is quoting/referencing the movie Zoolander :)
Donald Trump does not like the tone of Hillary's commercials at all. Where is the strong and powerful Trump everyone's talking about? SAD.,It takes a strong man to admit that his feelings are hurt... and then he pushes the red button :D
My church uses Newman's. Go figure.,Do you serve crunchy granola communion
Im wondering if people are divorcing just so they can join the club of writing these shitty blogs.,"Hey you shitlord, they are divorcing and writing blogs because that's what empowered women do."
"If you don't get fat, everyone will hate you.","I bet all her mom friends love her, she must be such an nice person to be around."
"And the nose covers her nose, she could have a fucked up nose under there and we would never know",probably not though but the filter leaves it open to the imagination
Pokemon Drawn as Terrariums,That squirtle isn't large enough to happily house those two goldeen!
Faker : Our goal is to enter the quarter-finals,I can't see this happening; they would need to win a whole **4** Bo1s to do this!
Rodon finally developing? He's been on an absolute tear over the last 6 or 7 starts. Think he can ride this momentum into the offseason and come out with some games like this next year? I was at the game this past Sunday and it was quite a beautiful thing to watch.,I can't tell if this post is from 2015 or 2016.
How am I sexist? How am I racist? Mentioning facts is not racist or sexist. Keep living in your subjective dreamland. I lived in the ghetto and tons of people were voting for the first times in their lives. And only because They were voting for somebody who is going to do something for me,"Yeah, saying women and 'blacks' are uninformed, (citation needed for this 'fact' of yours) and are only smart enough to base thier vote who matches thier genitalia or skin color is not at all racist or sexist."
They found a body in the river over there this morning.,"Oh, so nothing new or exciting."
"Because it has been 2-3 patches since we've seen our worlds teams play, we decided to go with a longer format and break down every lane/role and talk about what has changed and what we're likely to see at worlds! I hope everyone enjoys the discussion and we also value your feedback on longer form patch rundowns. Rundown has been either a 10 minute video, or an hour long podcast, and now this. So please don't hesitate to drop your thoughts here!",you could have published this as your own content in a youtube channel and monetized it.
"Well that, and we've done tons of giveaways here as well...and more to come soon :D I can't decide if you guys would want MM800's or ML Fans more.","How about you do a giveaway of an LGA1150 AIO liquid cooler, PM'd to me?"
"Thanks! I hope you guys are right, three of those people irritated me from the cast interviews/BB17.",A lot of people didn't like Justin or Kryssie at first but I'm glad people are warming up to them because they're great ^^
"If every prominent politician in the US today had to fight their way through a series of cage matches in a mixed martial arts tournament, who would be the next president?",Jessie the body Ventura
I also really want to know about your neighbor. Pleeeeease,OP please deliver.
"Of een bevroren Fristi, maar das alleen voor grotere jongetjes.",Master Movies heeft fristi toch echt verpest.
What's the WR for no melee,1-3 L1
"The 30-year remark was a massive exaggeration - she's only been in elected office from 2001-2009, and after that Secretary of State. She may have been first lady before that, but in that role she carried no actual power beyond that of an advocate. I'd hardly call it a good point.","I dunno, I heard after orchestrating pearl harbor, her and Obama created ISIS and Hurricane Karina..."
Current UFC 205 Fight Card,"Well i guess it's alright, but try harder next time"
I love that they blur the face of the baby out. They all look the same to me.,That's racist.
"Oh right, that is how it should go. Actually I think this is better. Serious series: Seriously, sorry. The comma there for a dramatic pause.","honestly, that's really quite a lot better than expected."
"Gotta protect my identity, fam",Reported to niantic
"Like what? People said the same thing about Iraq, Libya, now Syria. Jordan is stable now but what will the next major terrorist group care?","Well Jordan borders Israel (like not shares a dispute mountain region, it literally borders the length of it + West Bank) and has US supplied army and, more importantly, Air Force"
Miss Universe Alicia Machado was accused of threatening to kill a judge in Venezuela,Wtf I love fat shaming now!
Yeah what does Tom Hanks know. He definitely hasn't gotten far in life.,Total loser
And why would one need to commit suicide over two better-than-decent pulls?,because summoning Beth is a lot worse than pulling another water griffon tbh.
"Yeah, it's not like you've got a Sylveon or anything.",Sylveon loses to physical Dragalge though
Doesn't shadowcaster work just as well with the actual Emperor?,"6 mana + 5 mana, maybe if you shadowstep one of them it could work, but it would not be very optimal"
"U.S. Government, Our work here is done",Mission Accomplished!
You deserve it chants,Yeah I'm annoyed Jinder didn't get any
Evening Roundtable - 9/27 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,Somebody call Sean Hannity.
Very good ct side. Imagine if they won pistol.,"They lose every side when they win a pistol, better off losing it."
Raid healing with a controller. Bad idea? Maybe not?,You use a lot of flash heal...
"Very rare cars to start with. I think a few came in manual, which makes them extra desirable.",What would it cost to do a manual swap in something like a automatic(F1) 360 or 430 parts and labor?
Trump. Just to fuck things up.,Yeah dude fuck minorities and the poor
Check the username.,haha thats hilarious
"YO does anyone else's leg/groin/butt/lowerbody region smell like their girlfriends pussy when they sweat? I swear to fuck mine smells exactly like my gf's pussy. I shower and clean myself like crazy, I scrub my ass, gouch, penis, balls, entire legs, everything so I don't think it is lingering smell. I've noticed this before but today when I was squatting (for the first time in a bit) at the bottom of each rep, I smelled that god damn pussy juice. Getting horny at the gym no bueno. tldr; anyones lowerbody sweat smell like their gfs putang juice?",Same
"2016 has been the best year of fights in the history of the UFC. Boxing has its issues because there is no central UFC promoter. So no, you're not seeing it. I mean name one fighter that has even successfully ducked another.",Every lightweight ducking Khabib
"I'm curious how you have reached the conclusion that when it comes to economic ideologies, a person's credentials have no bearing on the weight of their argument?",I guess Churchill is just some fat white guy?
You skipped the part where thousands of Trump supporters and racists spent months disseminating prejudiced Pepe memes before any of that other stuff happened.,"Hey man, all those racists weren't necessarily Trump supporters"
"May bago na namang mamumura. Also, inb4 US Senators bayarang dilaw.",Isisi lahat kay De Lima.
Most stun lock moves/weapons can cause this too. Hope DICE looks into it in the next patch,"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
Lol the Chinese boogeyman hysteria again.,"Yeah, it's totally made up"
Cody knows what he's doing.,clearly
Fancast the following Batman Rogues Scarecrow Ra's Al Ghul Talia Al Ghul Poison Ivy Mr. Freeze Bane Copperhead Two Face The Penguin Black Mask Pyg Mad Hatter Victor Zsasz HUSH Talon Falcone Marone,Ajay Devgn for Two Face
smh 40% late game is literally nothing,"Yeah, causing a 1000 damage ability to deal 600 damage (ignoring resists) is nothing at all."
"Deathwing didn't cause the Maelstrom, that's been there since well before WoW. The Maelstrom is what used to be the Well of Eternity. Night Elves tried to use it as a portal to summon Sargeras, and the amount of energy they were concentrating in one place caused a massive explosion that shredded the (then single) continent into 4 pieces, leaving the middle parts entirely underwater. Vashj'ir is an example of parts that are still underwater, while the Broken Isles *were* underwater but were raised back to the surface by Gul'dan. The fact that Deepholm is under the Maelstrom was a last-minute decision by Blizzard and I really can't explain that one. Underneath the Maelstrom is supposed to be the capital city of the naga and the throne of Queen Azshara. The water level didn't rise during the Cataclysm. Thousand Needles was always a deep valley below sea level. Deathwing simply destroyed the eastern-most wall that was bordering the ocean, and water from the sea flooded in. So if anything, the sea level was probably reduced by an immeasurably small amount.","Small nitpick, The Broken Isles collectively weren't submerged; Only the broken shore was."
Not quite sure what this is...,This makes a shorter life with Cigs look much more appealing.
"Words change. Language changes. Hell, even people who live in the same time and place can have different perceptions on language and meaning. Communication is a two way street, you have a transmitter and a receiver. You may think it's silly but what's really important is the people you're trying to communicate with. To facilitate the best communication, you should try to tailor your language so it fits best with who you're talking to. If you're from the US and talking to a 12 year old from France (who has most likely only dealt with the metric system in their life) would you just continue to talk about miles and degrees F? Or would you try to tailor your words to meet their needs and convert to metric for them? The second would help you communicate with them much easier, the first makes you sound like a bit of a jerk. It's the same thing with referring to other people with the right names. It may seem silly to you, but if you don't do it you just sound like a jerk.","Ahem, in 'Murcia we call 'em Freedom Units."
"Worst case scenario you rent it out to college students and make 10-20% ROI, per year.",Plus you can take the whole security deposit in the spill a gatorade...
Does anyone think they could do this? I would love to have one for my toolbox.,"This looks cool but if anyone can help me, I'm not quite sure from the video as to who makes these?"
"Finally shaped my brows after going on a 2-month no-pluck. CCW, please!!",Product list: ABH Dipbrow ABH Perfect Brow Pencil ABH Duo Brush #12
tiamat though?,"For the active, duh..."
"Doomhammer is the only reason you can say that the class has easy Windfury access, yet they didn't nerf Doomhammer.","Yeah cause they don't have multiple windfury minions, or cards that give windfury to a minion"
"Nia, Apollo, and Shinsuke are the only DLC entrances we will be seeing I believe. I doubt the other DLC is even close to being ready.",You mean they aren't just delaying finished content for 6 months to steal our money?
"Season 6 is one of my favorite seasons, in its totality. I've never understood why people try to put 6 on the chopping block with 7; it was gold, and it's not just because of that one singing episode. That's the popular narrative, but it's just not true. .... 7 kind of stank, though, you're right, but hey ... it launched Felicia Day, which was a gift to the world, so there's that.",But who doesn't just love Kennedy?
"Why did they change the vehicle spawns in Warzone?!?! If you die, and try to select a specific spawn with a vehicle, you just wont appeared there.... If you want to make it work you have spawn there and then go to a REQ station, seems pretty logical foe 343",That's how it always worked.
And we find out whether Apple is still serious about 'pro' or not. Don't tell me though. I already know.,Base 5400RPM HDD confirmed.
Voters Say Clinton More Qualified Than Trump for Presidency,"I mean, she has been fighting the good fight against Isis for her entire adult life..."
"IMO the first people to go, knowing the high probability of death, should at the least get some sort of plaque or statue to memorialize their bravery.",You die in space you get a highschool in Ohio named after you
"I'm divided. On the one hand, it could mean that the US could face some accountability overseas for things it does, and we have no reason to believe that any major Saudi officials were involved. On the other hand, judges, lawyers, juries are not the right people to be making a country's foreign policy. My guess is that there might be an 11th Amendment challenge at least.","Or we could face 'accountability' where we did not actually do anything wrong, but the not-so-legitimate court system (or special tribunal, or whatever that other government wants to implement) decides to find the United States (or specific actors, including those within that country who can be hauled into court, fined, or potentially imprisoned) liable for whatever political insults/'crimes' we have committed."
Yet here you are.,"In his defense, it's a default sub."
Tell that to ISIS,Tell that to David wood
More incentive for oil drillers in North America to restart more production.,Iran is happy to compensate the OPEC cut
I was indeed!,If it's one way then he didn't have a stop sign!
"Oh my lord, the AK sounds like complete garbage","Sorry, we at valve do not have the budget to afford proper sounds"
"Scholar runes or Strength runes on revenant? title, getting ready to gear for raids and I just wanna be sure",Rune of the Balthazar!
Maybe we should boycott them for doing business in such a backwards shit hole?,You forgot the
i WAS joking yknow XD,In that case you dropped this
Lineker and Dodson buddying up before the violence this Saturday,I'm so excited to see two dwarfs fight
"Reddit, who is your favourite reviewer?",Angry Joe
He was not armed,"I thought they shot him, not cut his arms off."
"I'd kill myself if I took 75 years to come to the wrong conclusion. If I'm alive, that is.",Wouldn't that be dying poor?
"To the guy who reached for him in my draft and made me not take him, THANK YOU!",You're welcome?
Singapore urged to get tougher on money-laundering,"What, close down the casinos?"
Yep. No riots over this one. No priors.,Maybe if he had robbed a store before people would care
"It's best to drop a few nukes on Karachi, Lahore and Islamabad. Pakistan destroyed for good...",Ahh well said while sitting safely in the US.. Thanks for the advice.. Why not also bomb Beijing for good measure.. Fuck them all am I right?
"You say that like monopolies don't form regularly in unregulated markets, and as if the behavior and abuses of said monopolies are not the reasons we enacted regulations in the first place.",But the janitor does a shitty job of cleaning so we just get rid of him and then everyone will clean up after THEMSELVES.
"Got your back, Adelaide cunts",Nothings gonna change my love for you...
I was in the video of r15 (not to brag) now to wait til someone says nobody cares,nobody cares
"Er, central Bangkok was flooded on Monday night. I waded home through knee-deep water in places.","Agreed, that's the night we got into the city but since then it's been nice"
"Glad they got LS again, always the best part of the worlds prediction shows.",forgot
As a 20 year old man I still don't feel confident enough to brush my teeth in the shirt I plan on wearing today.,when you have a motorized toothbrush it's actually kinda hard since it goes everywhere the second you open your mouth plus I use a waterpik so that's annother accident waiting to happen
Surly you mean tortoise attraction.,beautiful
"Not to mention by the time this guy actually has a chance to attempt a career in accounting, most of that job market will be automated.",Yep a job that requires a lot of schooling can easily be automated.
Mom's just caring about their sons,Implying the person who wrote this has ever seen one.
What if I started a school and didn't allow black people to attend school functions because of my personal beliefs? Would you defend my right to do that? It's exactly the same thing.,"Well of course, the rule against having dark skin also applies to light skinned people so it's totally just and fair."
I really don't like this lady but 24 years in prison has to be a fuckin joke.,The drug war is the gift that keeps on giving.
So? No-one's saying he shouldn't do that.,"Riiight, cuz there's not a judgmental undertone to your comment, got it"
Tonight's Leafs lineup vs Sabres in St. Catharines,Rychel better stick up for our boys again or else
"The disparity being we're shot twice as much? I mean, I realize we're almost 70% of the population but really?","the disparity is no one gives a shit about rednecks, now shut up and provide me with self deprecating humour, you dumb hick."
Finally found em Croc Mudgrips,Dat tubular doom sole swap
Some kid to me that pic isn't the master race and you need 30 pcs to run dying light,Can confirm: I often hack the FBI and use their system resources to remotely run Dying Light at 30 FPS
J.J. Abrams: A Portal Movie Announcement is Coming Soon,ITT: bitter film professors
"Honestly, I can't with these skins because the boob size is drastically reduced",Yeah that's definitely what's important when deciding what skin to use
If it's so OP why is it not in midrange shaman any more?,Because you're dead by turn five anyways
"Kind of, people mentioned it seems like the main story kind of stops and cuts out abruptly. Looks like they may have just diced up the original game and started shipping out the rest of it as DLC.","Glad I held off on piking it up then, guess I'll just wait for the GotY edition."
My nearest ikea is 45 minutes away with 3 kids. The first time we went it was absolutely hell. Losing one child and another getting run over by a trolley at the escalator ramp was the tip of the iceburg. Even going on my own was awful.,Did you ever find the lost child?
Chowder too :(,Uncle grandpa too :(
"you have virtual sex with mazhar on twitter all the time, dont act like you're innocent",confirmed scott and mazhar are ed8's.
Outside of the UK I'd say Amundsen is more famous.,"Ok then, anyone who counts remembers Scott and Oates more."
Gmail and Apple ID are the worst. They forget their passwords and expect ME to recover them like???,"You work in a phone shop, that means you have a direct line to Google, Apple, Samsung, and Nokia doesn't it?"
Listening to what IGN has to say about MGS4 today. Agree?,And it has one of the best ladder climbing sequences ever Good to see they prepared for this
Re-calibrate your sarcasm detector... ;),Why not add a
Zooey Deschanel,"Best actress, ever."
Doge Frontier,I didn't know Zekt had brothers!
defunding planned parenthood is a bad thing. Police state also a bad thing. keep dreamin,"Just you wait, women will feel *so much safer* when their local neighborhood stop-and-frisk program is put in place!"
"So, by putting them in terrorist jail, the FBI is essentially giving developmentally disabled and mentally ill people a lifetime of housing and free healthcare? The fiends.",I'm sure the disabled and mentally ill have always wanted to live in a prison.
Oct 5th - 11th date? Like me?,10th-14th
"Wells Fargo Chief Blames Employees, Not Company Culture, for Scandal","To be fair, if these employees didn't follow company culture, none of these problems would have happened"
Boomer!,SOONER!
no he's a person,No this is Patrick
Tommy Chong (of course) is one of us,"Hey man just wanted to let you know it's not a good idea to ever smoke from plastic, get a real piece and stop smoking like you're in 8th grade"
Telling Cortana to 'pause' didn't exactly go to plan...,"That's just subliminal Forza 3 advertising, I'm sick of these ads Microsoft!"
The game thread is gonna get crowded when Arkansas is ahead in the 2nd or 3rd quarter.,Even more when they're ahead at the end of the game ;)
Mmmm...I love me some Gary.,Can we please call it Linda so it's not so gay for us guys?
"Be honest though; you probably are hitting on her. Unless it's like helping an old lady cross the street, you're probably hoping your niceness gets you her number. It won't.",I hope this is
Alpha hat and Gold Rush boost Offers Just curious what the market is for these items. Can provide proof if required.,I'll give you a grey fez for the boost!
"Cutler held out of practice to heal, no setback",We're resting him for the playoffs
the sun rises in the East and sets in the West. Way too many people don't know this.,"Yeah, but what about in Australia?"
Oh I wish they were quick. Some of the people on my floor are really shitty. And not liking babies is not the same thing as being homophobic holy shit.,Didn't you know that not liking kids makes you homophobic and racist too?
"Amazing Scouts are just a mindfuck. They move in ways that seem like they break the game's rules. They somehow stay in the air forever, they somehow strafe faster, they somehow meatshot you from ranges where it shouldn't be possible, they somehow come back to the battle faster, they overextend to get you and no one on your team can do a thing about it.",YES WE DO
What Hillary Clinton was doing when she was looking down at the debate,Madam President Madam President Madam President Madam President
Undyne the Undying tips?,Don't get hit for less damage
What was the final incident that made your ex and ex?,I wore a banana hammock that her sister bought me
You think that Edward Snowden supports Trump?,"Yeah, why wouldn't Snowden support someone who would want him executed?"
Don't worry about competing subreddits.,I propose we create a rule banning references to competing subreddits!
TIL a straight male not wanting to have sex with another biological male is a weird hangup,"Sex is not biological, nor is gender."
"If Poppy is actually back in the top lane meta, I'm stoked for Hauntzer's play. It may have just been an off-the-wall pick by CLG, but if Poppy is making a comeback, my body is so ready for the return of Hauntzer's Poppy.","I heard, somewhere, that Hauntzer plays tanks to a tee."
Espn just said the tie doesn't affect their records. They just stay the same.,I think ESPN just doesn't want to update how the standings are shown on their app
Three Chinese fishermen killed in confrontation with South Korea coastguard,Too fucking bad for them.
Damn nigger dick,You dropped this
"Roses are red, and sometimes they're white. And when I'm in Suramar... ...Somethings not quite right","Roses are red, the potions are old, I tried buying new ones, not enough gold."
"Sounds similar to how I feel about my female coworkers. Except I DO want to bone all of them. Slighty kidding. (Honestly believe it's instinct, forgive me) A lot of them I'd *just* would like to look admiriling at for a while. Covered up you look pretty, I'm curious to see more. More interesting to me than looking at porn with identical 'what we should think is perfect'-pussies.",This is why all men are rapists.
Congrats! Having kids of my own was a huge eye opener for me as well. The Nrents had me so brainwashed that I was convinced that I did something horrific as a child to deserve the abuse. They also told me if I was a better kid then they wouldn't have to beat me.,In my experience being a better kid coming from an N means being a mindless robot.
Mfw fusiliers ascend to a new plane of badass,"so Diggers '90 have no more uniqueness....., well that's nice"
Desktop stuck on this screen.,It's because it's a dell
That's because they are bail-in s now. Better be first getting cash out. Last 90% become creditors.,Maybe theyll issue deutsche bank coins after they take everyone's money.
"Damn, there are a lot of jerks on that sub.",As opposed to the thoughtful and civil minded folks on this sub...
Then it's a gross miscalculation because women are a way bigger voting bloc than Cubans or charity wonks.,He hires the best people
Yep. Just coincidence. Nothing to see here. Look over there! Hillary Clinton is drinking the blood of a newborn!,"Well, Trump did say that she is the devil and wants to rip babies out the day before they are born..."
Price won that game. The rest of his team played like absolute garbage while he defended an onslaught of opposing shots.,It must have been a real change for him.
I have some of the Champs exclusive NMDs in size 11. Also have some Chalk UBs in 11.5 just to let you know.,How much are you asking for the champs NMDs?
BKB or Aghanim Scepter on Ursa? And why,You surely want an aghs againts invoker
Triggered and dumb overused memes in general,*Triggered*
Caves in Which Jewish Revolt Rebels Hid From Romans 2000 Years Ago Found in Galilee,Na yo those are caves where mohammed did sacred islamic traditions the jews have no rights to it cause they just showed up in the 20th century
Which god do you think is the most overpowered at the moment?,Loki
"Da fuck did I just read? I think my IQ just dropped by about 30 points. I cracked the fuck up when she used the (non-existent slang) word peen though. Gotta be a troll, right?",I'm pretty sure your IQ can't go down to 0
Not a teacher but a student. In kindergarten we had this kid who was really odd and smelled funny but he seemed cool so we would hang out at recess. I had a birthday party and it was only supposed to last maybe a few hours. All of the kids but him went home fairly early but it was really late and his parents still hadn't showed up. I was getting tired and wanted to go to bed so my parents set up some blankets for us in the living room and we had a sleep over. At 2 am his parents finally show up (after multiple calls with no answer). Instantly I realized what was up. Even as a small child I knew these parents were the definition of white trash. They reeked of alcohol (my mom's side of the family is full of alcoholics so I knew what it smelled like). They also told some bullshit story about how they had new tires of their car and the speedometer showed the wrong speed and they got pulled over and some other bullshit. It all clicked why he acted so odd and why he smelled (it was cigarette smoke). At the start of first grade he never showed up and the like a month into the year he was there for a few days. Then randomly in 3rd grade he showed back up again for a few weeks. I never saw him again after that. I looked him up on Facebook a while back and it looks like he is following in his parents footsteps up falling into every white trash stereotype. I asked my parents about this kid a while ago and they said that the reason he wasn't with us in school for a few years is that he got taken away by child protective services which my mom called. Then he came back the w times because that's when his parents got him back but he was taken away again and that's why he left us. I feel bad for the kid because at first he was really nice but over time as I saw him again he became more mean and rude. Such shitty parents.,Just out of curiosity do you work at Westlake Elementary?
In regards to Josh Gordon,Was thinking he meant RG3.
Terrier finds big rat in Milwaukee neighborhood,"In other news: dog literally does what it was breed to do, figuratively captures our hearts."
Which programming language should I learn first?,Where is the BASIC they had me make a ski game out of on an Apple IIe in middle school?
Sherwin nation,Clay-based scum.
Do you not consider grind to be content? Would you prefer they release 3 raids at the same time? I am confused by this comment.,"I mean **come on** it's been one month since the expansion dropped and no huge content patch has come out, it's ridiculous."
"Let me invest into that table company, because they're making a killing.","Yeah, you always hear those stories about how apple is terrible at supply chain management"
"It's their program for college students, you live on their property and work in the parks/resorts full time learning how the company is run and all that jazz and then also have the opportunity to take classes from their full time corporate staff about things like marketing, corporate citizenship, mass media, etc. I'm an international business and management major so this aligned with exactly what I want to do potentially in the future.","Dang, I need to try and get into that it sounds amazing"
He's got Cam playing pretty well. Seems like he'd be a great next step when Saban retires.,Yeah Cam would be a nobody without Shula
"Hillary Clinton Announces New National Service Reserve, A New Way for Young Americans to Come Together and Serve Their Communities",tell me again how Hillary has no ideas or policies and the two candidates are exactly the same
Former NFL executive: Blake Barnett's transfer 'is going to haunt him',Yeah cause there are so many Bama QBs tearing it up in the NFL right now
"Saryn's Spores should interact with all forms of Toxin Damage. Playing a lot of Saryn I've run into a sort of wall. My weapon choice is always shoe horned into using a Gas/Toxic build. Normally that wouldn't be a problem, unless you run into high level Grineer. Now my weapon is borderline useless against high level Heavy Grineer units and I'm stuck waiting for my DOTs to finish it off. I propose that, like Toxin/Gas, 25% of the weapons Corrosive/Viral damage is spread as Toxin damage amongst Saryn's Spores. This way players have more of a choice of what Damage type to bring to battle when playing as Saryn.",Ha ha you saying this like DE ever intended to do a proper rework for Saryn and not a kneejerk nerf...
"Trump adviser in Florida resigns, citing discomfort with campaign 'direction'",Uncomfortable with the direction aka landslide victory for trump
My buddy's pinky a year after having it reattached,Well...that was worth the cost.
What processor do you have now? Why on earth do you have a 1000w PSU with a single GPU?,So he can overclock
Why do you think I support her? The woman is brilliant.,Clearly you're a CTR $hill
who?,"No, not The Who."
Exactly. It boggles my mind that anyone could have not considered guys like Keenan Allen and Sammy Watkins to be huge injury risks.,"Yeah, Allen's lacerated kidney last season should have been a red flag"
My 48 slot ship has a sidecar.,Are you sure it's not a 48 slot sidecar that has a ship?
"So? Last I checked Bill is the one in control of who he sticks his dick into, so blame him for that. Doesn't mean anything for Hillary. And it doesnt take away that TRUMP VIOLATED THE CUBAN EMBARGO.",Sorry forgot this
The injury to Ben Simmons is meant to bring balance to the sports world.,You are the messiah and I will follow you
"While warming isn't an instant concern, ocean acidification is very much a concern. Many of the simpler organisms (that form the basis of food webs) in the ocean form shells by precipitating calcium from the water. Changes in pH alter their ability to do this. Source: Ph. D in environmental chemistry and employed as an ocean chemistry researcher.",Aren't these issues very interrelated as both are effects of increased atmospheric Carbon Dioxide concentrations?
"What are your favorite FNaF videos, animations, short films, etc.? I'm asking for a reason. I don't think it's *that* hard to figure out if you know me but I'd like to do a last minute check with everyone- while still maintaining some vagueness. So I won't be specifying why I need this just yet. Specifically videos here. What songs, animations, let's play moments, theories, or anything else in video form is noteworthy? What are your favorites? Please link them below.",Typhoon cinema's videos.
(not shown in picture) i love how twitch chat was telling him that you can cast a card for its miracle cost after the draw step... twitch chat never change,Most of the chat I saw was saying the opposite :/
Just a Silver 2 clutch,Yeah what a clutch
I couldn't Wait To Get Home (f),"My god you look ridiculous tight, as much as I would have loved to be your filler, I don't think I would have fit."
"I feel like most LS swaps I see they never upgrade the brakes, just swap out a tiny engine for a big V8, I like how this guys slapped some brembos on there, if you're gonna go super fast you're gonna wanna be able to stop super fast aswell","Mate, brakes just slow you down!"
Breaking the law almost 20 years ago*....pretty sure in the last 6 months $hill has lied under oath and has faced zero repercussions..but what do I know,Would you stop muddying the waters with facts please?
One of my favorite McGregor Vids: Him sparring with 240 Pounder The Mountain from Game of Thrones,Conor would totally find a way to fight back if The Mountain got a hold of him
How?!?!?,"Probaly a laggy killcam, hitreg and other issues dont exist"
frames?,23 because our eyes cant see more duh :D
"You didn't watch someone play a video game, everyone in the chat including yourself could play at the same time",That sounds way more enjoyable.
Is seadra any good in gyms?,"Use it to level your own gyms against higher cp, the moveset is a little unfortunate but its still working."
Bill Clinton is a RAPIST.,Bill isn't running for Pres.
didn't know you could have commas in links.,Maybe he's European
"People who hate are assholes. It goes with the territory. Yes you are entitled to your opinion, but opinions can make you an asshole.",Please tolerate my intolerance!
Kylo is much better than Vader.,I think you forgot the
Parents pull transgender third grader from school due to bullying,Just another prime example of how we're the problem.