Input,Output
I don't think this guy takes his security job very seriously.,Lets piss somebody off beyond belief AND THEN start recording.
WE GOT BUFFED BOIS,and a deserved buff
"They could compete, they'd just rather not.","They're trying to move into streaming, all of these moves are slowly helping them build their presence on consumers' mobile devices."
"Don't, its a dumb video.",Thats kinda the point Poindexter.
What did the soviets say when they saw concentration camps? I did Nazi that coming*,"To be fair, they were a bit busy Russian around after WW1, what with the Reds v Whites and all."
This is like watching a football team down by 25 with under a minute remaining and they continue to throw up one Hail Mary after another.,More like a team in the locker room after the game throwing a hail Mary into the toilet
Or escape to become the sensei of a bunch of mutating ninja turtles.,Or has to battle it out with a bunch of other immortal lab rats in *The Gathering*.
Michael and Patrick Ewing!,I've never seen them together...
So he defended Comey.,"His character, *not* his actions."
"I'm not trying to be a jerk, but... I have a feeling Aaron Rodgers is getting injured this weekend. I'm not a guy who wants people to get injured, and I want to eliminate the Packers when they are healthy. I just have a feelin Rodgers is going down this weekend in a bad way.","Well he is already injured (not sure if you knew and just mean more injured) and he hasnt practiced so far this week and may not practice at all, but is still expected to play."
You Are Sombra! Comments here Comments here,**Prepare yourselves for...** [*Another disappointment probably*]
that sounds exciting,At least he knows where the eggs are too
I can definitely tell you I did not make this. This was shared with me.,Have you verified it with Phi Phi?
"Errr which parts of Asia? Asia is an entire continent, not a specific country.",A good guess would be those parts where elephants were common.
"FtT Sets Up Catholic Hospital For Confrontation, Negative Publicity","I'm not wild about the religious exemptions hospitals get, but, if they're doing this to women (and they *are*), then the trans get to suck it up too."
Finally someone said it...,People have been saying this for a long time.
"Actually, I think the fall broke his back.",Backily the broke fall his luck.
I couldnt agree more. Even with this mistake he is still the best keeper in the league.,Neuer is shaking in his boots already!
How to get an IP from bo3 ps4,Why would you...?
You work for Shia LaBeouf too??,"Autobots, roll out."
"Will They Ever Restock The 1.0 Ultra Boosts? I want the OG Whites or the Black/Blue, but they are not sold anymore.... Will they ever restock?",Doubtful.
"Japanese Theme Park Apologizes For Freezing 5,000 Fish Into Skating Rink ... Blamed It On Dolphins And Whales...",Rosie O'Donnell can't freeze fish into ice
Police Seek Kennewick Man,"For a moment, I thought they were talking about *the* Kennewick Man."
Yeah really the only way to tell is to check post history and check out the posts. I'm new to reddit honestly only on here because this subreddit has a lot of critical thinkers who've helped me understand ideas I wasn't previously grasping. Just wish people wouldn't cry shill anytime there is a disagreement instead of looking into the factuality of the argument. It discourages skeptics from posting their thoughts,"Sorry, but if you think this sub is full of critical thinkers, you aren't one either."
(You),(((Me)))
The White House.,Que Picante y muy picoso!
"I'm not sure what old means in this context, but I'm kind of scared to ask.","Older, probably."
"It also might be argued that this led to the many civil wars, as legionaries became more loyal to their generals. As happened with Marius himself.",Yep.
From Russia With Trump: A Political Conflict Zone,Why the fuck is this not getting attention...damn trumpes.
"New Bloomberg Poll shows in a 2-way, Clinton is only up 50-40 in 18-35, and only up 67-23 for Non-Whites. Assuming he's actually getting around 2 or 3% of Blacks, that would mean a pretty high # of Hispanics are going for him. They said she had a 26 point among 18-35 in August, and now it's 10%. Hmmm.",I..I honestly don't get people anymore...
increase dmg reduction from edurance charges based on armor. that or just add a new mod that reduced the physical damage by a given % per X armor .,wow another posts complaining about armour and physical damage you must have a really good understanding of why armour is shitty at the moment.
What Happy Makes You Sad?,i dont know what the fuck you're talking about
"Parking in the Galleria - the secret spaces The parking at the Galleria is slammed, except for the Purple garage. Yesterday there were at least 100 spaces available, while people were driving around in circles in other garages. The Purple garage is under Sacks Fifth Avenue. Go down the ramp off of Sage, or go down the ramps in the garage off of Alabama, and then go west. But don't tell anyone. It is a secret.","I usually use the Hidalgo garage without much trouble, but I also tend to go when it opens and not stay long."
Cutler was the first QB to have a passer rating above 100 against the Vikings defense QB | Rating ---|--- Mariota | 86.5 Rodgers | 70.7 Newton | 47.6 Manning | 63.3 Osweiler | 56.1 Wentz | 52.4 Cutler | 100.5,Yeah but he didn't throw for 300 yards
I hope a gas station tbh. The number of times i had to gamble late at night to fill up my tank on Scott is ridiculous.,Gas station would be good.
Spotted in ESO,KeK
"pro tip: Before trekking the desert, fill your lungs with water, so you have extra stores for the trip ahead.","A good mixture of protein, fiber, and carbs makes for a great suppository that helps cut back on the need to eat."
"Through four games, Vikings offense has zero turnovers","As a Minnesota sports fan, this is the most shocking thing that I keep noticing every week."
Bosa has almost double the amount of sacks of anyone on the Steelers.,Which is why he's mad.
"No other manufacturer will likely have this chip. Next gen, next year.",Asus
"Guillotines are not 2016, bring in the rapefugees",Culturally enriched to death by peaceful moderate Muslim migrants
"LOL you think Chinese fans knows who's good in EU LCS? Do western fans know what's going on in LPL? They can vote for whoever they like for all star, just because western fans don't like it doesn't make it troll.","Last year I compared votes from western fans for Chinese pros with the reverse and based on that ye, we know way more about their league than they do about ours."
"Hi, this is based on European Metro maps. My favourite metro map (I'm the kind of person who has a favourite metro map) is surely the tube. It is so geographically wrong it hurts to look at overlaid on a normal map of London. I have put everything where it is for space-saving reasons and to reduce clutter. That is why the core area (Vancouver, Burnaby, Coquitlam) is the same size as the entire Sea-to-Sky area, or the same size as the entire rest of the Fraser Valley. Space given where space is needed to show the right amount of stations. I'm kind of with you now on the move to put Yaletown and City Centre west of Waterfront, looking at ALL spacing of stations on a zig-zaggy line vertical from that misplaced station, everything could be shifted over just a wee bit. But that would be too much work ;) Appreciate the input though! :) It's tough to squish everything in without planning any of it out at all.",How do you feel about the Tokyo metro map?
Forse non consideri i vantaggi a lungotermine di non tenersi per un ventennio governi che lo mettono in culo al lavoratore.,Irrilevante visto che non dipende da questo.
2016 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - FP3 Discussion Here's to the last practice session of the year!,"Ted, you're embarrassing yourself."
You could shine the Bat Signal at your forehead and Bruce Wayne could see it from fucking Neptune.,Can confirm
Heat.,It really is an amazing movie
Obliviously they can.,Relevant typo.
"you literally just said law doesn't care, but that's cool...",When did I say the law doesn't care?
"the 1 flower box can drop piece 6-7-8 rng box ,so if you swipe hard enough you can.",someone legitimately got an 8 from the rng box in my clan yesterday
If you go on Facebook and look up Never Stay Dead they have images like the ghost and many more. Theyre pretty amazing.,Sweet
I guess no Halloween update I really wanted to see a pumpkin ice spirit,graveyard was the Halloween card.... smh...
That guy got thousands of karma and so much gold. I'm pretty sure I checked that sub more just to see what the next reveal was.,I wasn't even mad when my school was eliminated because the Crying Jordans made it so worthwhile.
"Pakistan wasn't even allowed in this tournament! If Pakistan was allowed, they would have won.",yeah they would
Wikileaks responds to Podesta BTFO,Troll level- Diety
"It worked, i feel so stupid. Oh well. Thanks! ^^","But don't actually get rid of it, put a tapper on it!"
"That's kind of fucked up, I can easily see them going upwards of 50 each, and you'll just have to pay up",Or wait for them to be upwards of $70
He'll be getting a promotion to DHS or FBI chief.,After he gets out of jail?
Console sometimes not opening after spamming the console key for 20 times. And after you give up and randomly press it after 2 minutes it all of a sudden works like a charm as if it had allways worked.,I have this happen sometimes if DSR is enabled on my system.
"You've got that all wrongly sorted, im half Portuguese, half Spanish.","My apologies, I just remembered Holden being aussie"
This. Guys almost never get compliments.,I like your face.
Yoooooooooo... not what that is AT ALL,Did porn lie to me again?
Total Abortion Ban Proposed in Indiana,Still unconstitutional....
"I googled it and found nothing, and if it was real I'm sure the CJWs (Christian justice warriors) would be all over it. Not to mention that the plot wouldn't work without that scene.","Or as Creationist Cat calls them, S.uper J.esus W.arriors"
It was a storyline they abandoned when there wasn't enough time to explore it during the original run. Mitch Hurwitz mentions it on WTF with Marc Maron. Tobias is black albino.,And Terry cruise was suppose to be his long lost brother.
"This is why I'm a console gamer. I never have to read specs and figure out if I can run a game. It's on Xbox? Cool, I can play it.",Until you realize you get less graphics/everything quality and many times not even 60fps.
"I'd pick College of Charleston over any of those schools because not only are the girls there really hot, the ratios are so favorable and competition is almost non-existent, like 3 girls for 1 guy so fuck your list OP. Not to completely trash this shit-post thread, it's a pretty decent ranking except: UCLA and USC are way too high, most hot girls in California either go out of state for college (because it is cheaper) or go to the schools in the state with lower admission standards, everyone in California knows this. UGA does not belong in the same category as University of Miami or Texas Tech. Should be down there with UNC or not on the list at all. Stayed in Athens for a couple of months and swear that town is full of freakshows, rarely saw a girl there that was above an 8. Otherwise, not too shabby for a shit post.",Hey UGA's girls are wild in the sack
Are you talking about your president like that?,Barack Obama's only had the one wife.
"In my experience, judges are very shitty and try to screw over anyone if it makes the courts and cops more money... Here is to hoping they don't overturn the ruling","I don't really think that's actually true, and the fact that judges often rule in *favor* of courts and cops losing money, especially as you travel upwards in the court system, really shows that."
AutoMod is up!,what does it do tho
"One can hope that the republicans will reinvent themselves after this, because where the fuck do you go from here? I am way left of the Democrats politically but I still think it is very important to have a rational party to represent the people that are to the right of them. Even if that group is shrinking the increase in hate and lack of real talk about the issues is not good for the world. I see it more and more all over the world where every camp just gets more and more entrenched and extreme in their own positions instead of talking about how we can work together to move the world forward.",Yes but your direction forward is their direction backwards.
You can already have a plastic screen that won't crack easily. But then you have to deal with the problem of scratches.,I thought about putting that but figured it was implied.
In most FEs this wouldn't work so much as the army is constantly on the move and if a person died they'd often be lucky to even recover the body in the chaos that is battle. However this would have been good for fates,Just use their weapon as a memorial.
I like our team more when we win,Me too thanks
"Ark police chief pulled over for going 100+ MPH, laughs it off with cop that pulled him over (x-post r/BCND)",Seems more like BCND territory...
I read this in Jim Sterling's sarcastic voice.,Spot on.
Stupid question probably but is the hook considered a projectile or is it hitscan?,"Not stupid at all, the definition is very blurry but I always saw it as delayed hitscan."
What is the likelihood of FLOTUS running for and winning a Congressional or Senatorial seat?,"Foreigner here, isn't the Senate part of Congress."
I do agree that her life is pretty boring. It just boggles my mind that literally seconds after I posted it - she saved them and reposted. She didn't share them so one might even think SHE took them.,Take the photos in front of a large mirrored or reflective surface so people can tell she is not the tripod taking the photo.
"Sigh. Okay, I'll bite. Just finished putting about 1200 miles on one for the season. Most under sail, but a fair bit under power from beach to beach and port to port when everybody else is at home during windless July. Not one unhappy moment spent. Which is more than I can say for 96% off all other sailboats at the marina. Never any love for the poor Macs, despite all the utility and happiness they've provided to so many. Nice work on the cut OP, but a little sad because there probably won't be another one made ever again.",Why do people talk shit about this model boat?
Not very good ones,Why's that?
WE ARE THE NEWS NOW LADS!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!,Was this our work?
well seeing as this post is counting S1 then technically TSM have reached Semis.,But 99% of NA fans doesnt count S1 so I didnt counted it too.
I know shit tons of completely random and obscure trivia only useful in game shows,Found the Ivy-League alum!
I like when people reverse it and say that cold water boils faster than hot water. Somebody said that on Hell's Kitchen a long time ago and Ramsay called them an idiot.,Isn't quite interesting how it appears to only work one way?
Looking for a good PC spaceship shooter game I feel like this is one of the few genres that my library is missing and I had the odd urge to fly around space and shoot at shit. Any suggestions?,Be old school and get Rogue Squadron.
"It was an optional update for servers. Valve servers should be updated, but not all community servers are.",This bug is pretty gamebreaking for an optional update.
Let's give Zeus a dash and make sylvanus' 3 act like ne zha's sash,And let Artemis traps act like springs when she walks over them
Has it a name?,It has.
Oh so flairs are actually going to be faded on elimination this year instead of the end of the regular season? Nice.,The way they used to do it was so lame
No she felt dizzy and stumbled and was immediately better the moment she was in the van...aside from the shoe that fell off her foot as she collapsed and was tossed in the van like a side of beef I guess.,She was better after she had some water..
Glad you find the assassination of a black man by a racist intuition to be 'lol' worthy.,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
"So if Trump is gonna be my president, I might as well start finding things to like about him. That dude can really work a crowd.","yeah, his rallies are just like back in the ol' days man- can't wait to start the lynchin'..."
"Well, she is who transformed it into what it is today, with more subscribers and activity than it has ever had. A kind of rebirth, if you will.",Ah gotcha
"Hey scout, you look pretty fabulous today.",nice pixel art my friend
Resident Evil - Danny requests a fast-forward because Arin was careless. Zelda: Wand of Gamelon - Danny requests a fast-forward because the game makers were careless.,"Get it together, game designers!"
I thought it was. I've always considered it as more of a level 1 cheese. Like the jax E at lvl 1.,that's not cheese that's how you play jax.
"If you had a secret organization, what would you call it?",The Syndicate
i hate when people have the oppertunity to interrogate but decide to kill them instead.,Here I think it was moreso panic than a well thought out decision.
"Scorch kind of needs all that health though to push the reasoning is that you do fire dmg to yourself. The health is a buffer not only between you and other pilots/titans, but between you and your fire. The health/armor is necessary. You fix tone and northstar by switching their defensive abilities. Northstar now gets partical wall, Tone gets the tether.",Tone would be useless without her shield.
"I wish I could say this is common sense but unfortunately it isn't. Glaciers receding in the past have shaped the landscape to what it is today. But the rate at which our current glaciers are receding is alarming. People don't realize how many cities and communities rely on glacier runoff for water. What's shameful is that in Canada our former Primeminister muzzled scientists so they couldn't discuss issues like this. The world needs to understand how dire the situation is. Climate change isn't a debate, it's happening whether you agree with it or not.",And in 500 years it will get colder again as we head into another mini ice age like we had between the years 1300 and 1900...
48 tradable keys the items below (quicksells) flip tt fn 44 keys,"men patterns no matter, 8k awp asiimov men ))"
Why does everything cool in the uk happen in Somerset?,Because Bridgwater and Yeovil are the chav capitals of the world.
"Not sure if you're aware of how biology works, but the two kind of go hand in hand. I guess we do need more sex Ed in schools.",If she used protection and it was an accident then she didn't consent.
A case about a German against the U.S. in new Zealand and still the aussies bowling underarm gets bought up. It's embarrassing. Let it go. It's not like there were no other examples of unfairness ever that he could have called on. He may even have been able to dig one up that happened in this millennium if he tried hard enough.,"Hahaha, fuck off ya aussie cunt"
"Ah, I missed that, he wins 20 bucks!",He wins nothing since this is a maxmillion and not the jackpot number :p
(Puts Bernie Sanders as a write-in candidate) Everyone else: Is that..... ...Gaming Grandpa?,"Richard, Take him home."
"Aside from build quality, if MS were to make an Elite controller 2.0, what changes/additions would you like to see compared to the original? I'd like to see 3 things: - 1. A PC/Xbox switch. That would let you sync it up to both a PC and an Xbox simultaneously, then you'd just flick the switch depending on which you were using. It would save you having to keep syncing the controller back and forth between devices. 2. A second setting for the trigger stops. Based on how I think the current mechanism works, I dunno if they'd be able to do this without redesigning it, but it would be cool if there was a setting that shortened the trigger travel further, so they were real hair triggers. That would be great for shooters. 3. This one is likely not possible, but it would be awesome if the controller could spit out simulated surround sound, rather than just stereo. What changes/additions would you like to see?",I would like to see them make the micro usb plug more secure.
What the fuck you have done Frooby fuzburt,#2EDGY4ALLOFUS
Psychologists of Reddit: How do I get my mood not depend of my GFs Mood?,How is she able to affect your mood when she's not physically around and how long have you guys been together?
"We are down by 4 FUCKING TOCHDOWNS, a dumb fucking field goal will not do shit.",That 5 yard curl wouldn't have done shit.
The 2016 Dallas Cowboys are the first team in NFL history to have a rookie with 20+ TD passes (Prescott) and a rookie with 15+ rush TD (Elliott),I like how the tweet felt the need to parenthesise the names of the players accomplishing these feats.
Colts & Titans: JJ Wat Jags & Texans: Andrew Luck,Except for... you know... the whole non-QB thing.
I don't think its possible to suck yourself if you're dick is in you butt.,mistar pls
So sorry man,I got ahead of myself :(
"hmmm, nty I fixed the price 25 for only keys","aite, i'll have to pass."
LOL,Nice
"Every president at some point has people either burning effigies, hanging mannequins, etc. that is in likeness of them. Revoke their tickets, call them out and let it be. Not everything is a giant race issue.","But this is an issue that received national attention & therefore gives these athletes a great opportunity, great momentum, to talk about issues affecting them and students of color on the UW-Madison campus."
Thank God they blurred the girls eyes. Definitely unrecognizable.,Well i defenitly don't recongize them!
Yeah. Then you enslave him for life or knock him out senseless. Ouch.,Okay Ghetsis
"PSA for anyone interested in buying GTA IV ever since the update alot of people have been buying gta 4 again, and it seems like a few days ago steam ran out of gta 4 activation keys, and so you will be given an invalid key upon purchase and wont be able to play",How do you even run out of digital keys
Your flair...which is the real Death Valley?,Plus LSU was originally Deaf Valley and it sort of got morphed.
What about Trump?,"Something, something, NAMBLA, something..."
"That would make it harder... don't know anything about LA distro, so you're on your own!",I'll have to ask my brother in Omaha to BOLO for it.
Seriously progressives need their own party..,that sounds extremely quixotic
"Cardinals douche-baggery is a generational trait, apparently. I'm setting at my desk at work. This 80 year-old Cardinals fan comes into the office to ask a few questions of a coworker. He looks over, sees the Cubs hat at my desk, and starts ranting about the team. You ain't gonna need to wear that thing after tonight! The Cubs suck and they always will! I politely replied I'd wear it no matter what the outcome. He tells me, I kid you not, that's because you're young and not smart enough to know better. Oh please, wise one, counsel me on why the team that had the best record in baseball is actually worse than the Cardinals, whom they also eliminated from the playoffs last year. Good grief.",#Bestfansinbaseball
And then there were three,Now there's 4
"Yeah, I think he feels like this sub got very hostile towards him specifically because of some conversations here and he / limbs_ didn't post an update here about it. I know the uptech sub doesn't have all that many people subscribed to it.",Haha I wonder why...what a joke
Here's to hoping all your Bernie people are showing your disgust with the DNC by at a minimum not voting for Hillary.,"Ya, because we really want Trump in the Whitehouse."
Wut,Not enough slavery
Very lucky that I was present when this happened... Nearly had a heart attack!,"I leave my computer unattended while I download frequently, so I am very happy to have been here when shit caught on fire.."
Sucking dick is definitely a pretty obscene thing to come from a corporate account.,That was never said ....
The point is to grow into the monitor as you upgrade your computer. I'm going to be getting a 1440p 144hz gsync monitor this coming black friday for my 1070. Heavy titles like the witcher can benefit from gsync and for less demanding titles I can get the full 144fps while still getting 1440p gloriousness.,but you don't want to get used to 144hz and always want it from then on?
"They are still played the same way as before though. If you were good with aiming stickies you are still alright now. On the flip-side learning a weapon like the shortstop(to pull a random unlock) is a completely different mindset from scout's scattergun. It's a mid range weapon with different aiming as well. I don't agree with either changes as an aside, heavy wasn't super strong to begin with in higher level play.",my point was that they do change
"A Question Regarding Elsie and Bernard I Haven't Heard Yet Why would Bernard kill Elsie? * Elsie was investigating data leaks from the park * Ford does not want data leaked out of the park * Bernard is Ford's agent, doing his bidding It seems Bernard - who is working for Ford - killed the person who was helping to prevent something Ford didn't want to happen. What is the motive?",It only makes sense if Ford was the one using Arnold's Bicameral Receiver
Titan gets outplayed!,Ew this copied call of duty Run on walls Customization First person shooter Double jump
"From my experience, it appears that best practice is throwing spaghetti against the wall and *whatever sticks* is acceptable.","Sadly, it seems you are right on the money."
who's the best bottom pairing defenseman in the league?,I'm not sure but we have like 6 of those so if we combine them can we make a super bottom pairing defenseman?
Wanking it and falling asleep with your load in your bellybutton,Wanking it and falling asleep with your load on my face :(
does anyone know how to heal my sore throat :( this isnt about the thread my throats just killing me,Try taking painkiller for your head and then honey or green tea
"How quickly do you think the WiiU and 3DS will be phased out after NX Launches? Considering the NX is on the horizon, (6 months away) I feel that the WiiU will be swept away as soon as possible(even if it's just so people don't get confused again), and I see the 3DS to still get support for the next 18 months afterwards. I wouldn't be surprised if we got a 3DS micro at this rate.","Wii U will probably be phased out almost immediately, 3DS will be longer due to there actually being 1st party releases for it in 2017"
"I agree. We must keep authoritarian dick heads out of office which requires the masses to be educated enough to recognize dick headery when they see it rather than voting for it (that goes for both Trump and Clinton imo). What evidence do you have that ansocistan would devolve that fast? Just like ancapistan, I don't know that it has ever existed. I am more of a proponent of a minarchist free market socialist society.",Ussr
rias? Do you mean sherias roots? sorry for my ignorance and if so what do I run with him.,Rias Gremory is a character from an anime that sort of looks like the in game Gremory.
Is that Danny Devito?,gotta pay the troll toll
And he is doing nothing to give those people a reason to like him.,With his cabinet picks he's actually giving further reasons to *dislike* him.
"This is a Michigan poll, FYI. The headline doesn't say that.",Hahaha as a Michigander I knew right away it was a MI poll
"I cant access r/4chan, What happened?",Why would you want to?
"Yeah like that term is predominantly used by white people, so i don't understand liking one but hating the other.",I'm a white person so I don't understand anything.
"Can they refund you your time, too?",you probably never heard of aliexpress
ya just don't expect the best comp answers on this sub,"Actually, plenty of comp players are regulars here, in fact, most people here have some experience with comp"
Chill man I wasn't trying to correct you and I don't think I'm smart than everyone.,My apologies for misinterpreting your post then.
I didn't say Universal Health Care. You are reading someone else's comments. That point is kind of irrelevant anyways. I thought you were trying to equate why gun background checks don't work (in a practical application) vs. why universal healthcare won't pass even though there is much public support for it. That's why I asked what the comparison was. Simple misunderstanding that it took someone else 2 sentences to explain while you had to waste time with a few posts instead of just clarifying in the first place.,"Regardless, the thread was about one thing, you stayed talking about something else."
...and yet the UK unemployment rate is low at around 5%. Perhaps this is just adectodal experience that is not representative of everyone?,Underemployment is huge in the UK.
"To summarize, a quarter of a century at 114 points per season isn't enough to match Gretzky.",1.4 Points per game on a 25 year career to beat Gretzky's 1.39ppg.
He has some unfortunate initials.,He takes dreaming of a white Christmas to a new level
Hard to claim without data to support it or an identified allele indicating the allergy.,"I didn't mean it like that... more in the absolute brutal way that someone who dies from a peanut allergy at age 4, doesn't go around telling people about her peanut allergy for 70 years."
"impressive. only recommendation I can make and it's nitpicking, but I would pay a little more for a few fans with higher CFM than the ones you have listed. Everything else is pretty damn good.",Cougar fans are high end.
Excuse me... Did you just say a full on rapist.. ?,"Africans, children, dyslexics... That sort of thing."
"What're your unpopular opinions about the Twin Cities? I'll start: -I'm sick of all the wood-fired pizza. Lately there seems to be a resurgence in deep dish-style pie, which is refreshing. Mostly I stick to Dulono's, etc. -Summit is borderline overlooked these days, which is a shame because they offer a lot besides Pale Ale and IPAs, seriously, dig into their offerings -I worry that Minneapolis is on its way to becoming the Seattle on the prairie which would be awful -Northeast Minneapolis *is* beautiful and has character, but all you motherfuckers ruined it with your arts culture -Surly makes solid beer, but I'm turned off of it by the cult culture -I don't give a shit about Cthulhu and everyone here seems to think he's the best -The first-ring suburbs aren't so bad and don't deserve so much scorn -I don't think people should have chickens in the city -Little Tijuana's is awful, even for drunk food -Psycho Suzi's isn't worth it unless you get takeout -People don't talk enough about the downsides of being a bike-friendly city -Saint Paul is generally underrated; let's hope it stays that way",I think Wisconsin is great and love that you all hate it because it keeps you kooks out of the woods and off my water.
Dick,Humble brag.
"If she wasn't your mother, I'd have some very strong words for her. How could you say that to your own son? Honestly...I just can't believe it.",It really is different when it's your own
"For my sister's wedding, there were definitely parents who attended who got a sitter for their own kids and specifically said that they wanted to have a night off and enjoy it. All parents can't be generalized.",Hashtag NOTALLPARENTS
We're all pastors on this blessed day!,speak for yourself
My flair isn't showing up... I'm from Minnesota...,Fuck you lake coastal boy
NM Fredbear should be like a jumbo sized figure 2 feet tall and the stomach mouth opens,that kills you when you fall asleep :D
"Tbh this is the only edge Microsoft has over Sony, I almost gaurentee that Sony will announce backwards compatibility at the next e3","PS4 *can't* do PS3 Backwards Compatibility, due to the architecture that the PS3 used."
If your tombstone read They died how they lived... what would have been the circumstances of your death?,Alone
Look at freaking Reddit alone. Look how long coontown was around before they finally closed it. r/altright literally says racially motivated. Like come on.,But it's Racial Realism
which one? he has 3.,4 because movement speed OPOP
"No, what I'm saying is, Hillary is liar- and not one Democrat calls her out on it. It is winner take all, by any means necessary now. Left and Right. So don't act surprised the Republicans are obstructing.",That is a steaming pile of fecal material and you know it.
Give your speculated/rumored/leaked/fake Justice League plot?,I'd love to but my leak is undergoing heavy rewrites.
"Yep, several times.",maybe at some time you were using revive/potion to heal others but also revived and potion the fainted pokemon booted out of the gym.
Anything ending with den,K Den
Censored or nah?,"If it wasn't censored, how could you tell it was Japanese?"
"Oh, I know *how* to make styrofoam rocks, but I also know the likelyhood of my little Melon Lord chucking them at her sister's head is pretty high.",Very true.
"I have a friend who wore those pads on the bottom of her feet and they were black in the morning and she SWEARS by them that they actually take the toxins out of her body because they're black. Now, if you've got clean feet and they're turning black, I don't know what causes it, maybe a temperature change most likely. But SO many people believe in that shit.",Just sweat
Manchester United's FB page congratulates CR7's 4th Ballon D'or win.,The ex that won't let go and Ronnie has no problem with it.
Thanks for the title OP. I laughed. Now if you'll excuse I have to eat my homemade coconut,"Come over to my place and we can have some emu meatballs, and we'll wash it all down with alkalised water!"
isn't it time we change the theme of the sub for something more MEAN-like,"just like with karazhan, they will do it about the time when it's done"
"What was the other one? I think most people agree that RSE was better than FRLG so are you saying that HGSS was better than DPPt(because D and P where shot on a lot for being slow) or are you saying that ORAS was better than XY(because a lot of people like to hate on X and Y, and most people seem to agree that more megas were pretty cool)",ORAS was better than X and Y and FRLG were better than the initial pair of RS
The Truth About Weekly Shonen Jump Rankings!,bakuman has lied to us :O
"Not everyone has the ability to have proper, safe education to set them up for higher learning. You think studying and get good grades are the only obstacles Americans have? Theres more to the puzzle.",In South Africa our minimum wage is roughly <1$ Although our cost of living is probably cheaper too.
I'm just looking forward to seeing some Green Lanterns.,im dying to see oa in the dceu
Liberals are mad that California and New York don't get to rule the country.,Having Ohio and Florida rule over the country is somehow better?
"Not to them, it wasn't. Go read the comments, ya fuckwit.",anyone with half a brain knew you were being a troll.
It's always awkward being the third wheel.,It would be very shell fish to think otherwise.
"Unfortunately John McCain, Senator from Arizona, has literally no say over this. Trump will order our clandestine services and our armed forces to commit torture. If you didn't want us to return to being a nation that tortures, you should have told people not to vote for the person who openly and proudly said he would do that.",As if they don't it already under Obama lmao
I'm not but something new is what I'm referring to. Like a rwd accord would be sweet,Ain't neva gon happn
I'm such a fucking idiot that I opened that picture and excitedly said 'That's not a Fig Newton!?',The only time I've seen figs are in Fig Newtons.
"Cleveland Cavaliers vs Milwaukee Bucks 8pm EST 11/29/16 Nice to see Delly again, but fuck the Bucks.",lmao does anyone else see that some punk kids always get a career high on us or something like all the time.
Just to show that all these lose streak can be edited,DendiFace Kreygasm
Happy Halloween! Here's my tricked out pumpkin:,A bit late but man are those AMAZING!
yea i don't have the DLCs. Ive decided to just not get it now and wait to get it later.,"You could always get BO1 instead, less hackers and better matchmaking"
You don't have that ugly solar panel sitting on the roof is a huge plus. Regardless of the exact percentages.,"Not only that, but it's likely that you'd be able to cover 10% more of your roof with solar tiles than with panels (unless you want to spend exorbitant amounts of money on custom shaped panels)"
Video of the Fells Halloween Fight,"...oh, it's white girls, well, kids will be kids."
This would be really dumb. They should be focusing solely on the west Aleppo countryside and Hama/Latakia fronts.,I get tired of people thinking they know better than the Syrian and Russian military.
"Actually, Both sisters lost to a guy who ranked outside the top 200. This lady is feeling herself too hard","He was ranked outside the top 350 just a week later, the standings just hadn't been updated at the time of them playing."
Just seems weird that he was able to see the field if it was still bugging him.,He's a competitive dude who probably believed that he could play through the pain.
":/ I play 4:3 bb and have always done it, I feel like there is no neeed to change",I never said so?
Who Is The Most Balanced Warrior ? In Terms Of DMG;CC Potential/Or Health Regen. And Team Fight,Wukong
"What is a really good, lesser known TV series?",Better Off Ted
"I actually did something like this for my play through of Dark souls in YouTube, I called it Dark Souls prepare to dice :)",What's your channel's name?
I agree with that optimization The optimization is worse than Arma 3 (Which has been running the same engine since 2001),phew ROBLOX's engine is the same from 2005 + 32-bit application + OpenGL
"Instead of the North v. South, would it be... the Midlands vs. the Coast? The... South and Middle versus the Northern Edges?",The cities vs everywhere else.
What does it mean to be human? Can someone be *less* than human?,Not what I was looking for exactly but still good questions.
I was more referring to WoW.,But we were discussing Diablo ya doof
I'd hold off on this assumption until someone reports back with something that isn't really common. I can see people getting pretty irritated if they lost say a pikachu to a transform.,Maybe any pokemon that is a 1km buddy?
When backup arrives but they've been drinking on the job,Nasty
"If you want change, you have to make a minimum percent law. Not a minimum wage law. If you pay just a higher wage, the product will be more expensive, or labor will be cut. If you make it mandatory that a minimum percent of the product has to be distributed to the entry level, it won't benefit the executives to raise prices or cut labor (as much).",This is a pretty interesting idea.
Giant tits I'll show myself out :p But this is HiRez so that may be a given :p,Kumbha tits best tits
Fuck dude you made it sound like the bitch killed him,"Well, we don't know he's alive..."
He's still so young. Personally would like to see him go back into the senate. Is there any precedent for that?,That would be a waste tbh he is far better as a fundraiser and voice of the party.
"Yep, especially pokemon fan art.",How do they do the colors for stuff like this?
"I don't know about you, but work is not my end goal in life. My goal is to enjoy life and be happy. Weed does serve a purpose to many. It's a nice way to relax, like having a drink on the weekend. Do you need a TV or cell phone to get to work? Both of those decrease productivity and cause eye strain. I guess we should make those illegal too. I think there's a stick up your butt that you need to remove.",I never said you shouldn't be able to go ahead and have your fun just that comparing it to cars was pretty stupid
"Draft a 5 member team to make a new channel. SA, FH, and AH. I guess you can put your favorites or make a team that you think will work best with these 5 members. My team would be Bruce, James, Gavin, Michael, and Chad from SA.",Adam James Bruce Elyse Gavin Geoff
I would rather they drop the interviews entirely. Monologues and sketches are the only part of the 'late night' format that really works. Even a good interviewer like Ferguson was pretty hit-or-miss. I can skip the interviews with youtube but that leaves maybe 15 min of content. And I have no problem with Batiste. Colbert could benefit from more of a foil but Batiste is inoffensive enough.,Batiste is boring at best and cringey at worst.
So... what did you learn at school this semester?,"As a Mom - I feel for your Mom lol Dad looked bemused but also seemed to be saying Well, that's to be expected I suppose.... Mom - on the other hand - is completely befuddled LOL"
Just glad that there are enthusiastic and supportive subscribers like you!,"Thanks so much, same for you :D"
"Nintendo reportedly sold 196,000 NES Classic Edition consoles last month",Lets just say this will be the only console I would really want to buy after joining PC Master Race.
"I love this game, but I have next to no motivation to play it in the current state. First off, yes i know they have plans to change the ranking/mmr system and i know its a early access game, i also ackknowledge that splitting the community again with unranked games is suboptimal BUT at the current state of the game, if u have more than lets say 200 games theres next to no chance to climb in an appropriate amount of time, im am 3.8k~ and getting +5-9 for 3-0's is rather discouraging, it just takes way too long. This is no imababysoimgonnacryhere post but i just hope SLS puts a lot of effort into fixing ranked atm since a lot of competetive people will get scared off by the fact of how everything worse. Looking forward to playing it in the future!","If your playing a game to rank up rather than because the gameplay is fun you don't like the game imo, you just like waving your dick in the air."
Thanks god they understood their car was far from its rivals.,I'm pretty sure they just realized that making cars is insanely difficult.
How different would games look/flow if games were played as first to 100? We would still have 4 quarters and the last quarter would extend until the 100 point mark is reached or exceeded. Same amount of fouls to give.,"According to Lawlers law, that's pretty much what's already happening"
It's basically a gift exchange with a twist- everyone gets their turn at grabbing a gift from under the tree or stealing someone else's gift. Great crack.,*craic if you want to be more irish lol
Nice pun.,What's the pun
Yeah it is essentially the same as hitting B for me. The only way I've seen to edit the order is to delete them and download them again in a certain order.,Wild guess but did you tweak your controls on the Xbox accessories app?
"Subtle shade, IMO. He is still pushing the angle that he's a more complete player than DeAndre. Which may be right.",It definitely is right.
Gaza and Israel used to have open borders. Remember what happened?,"It was no way as bad as today, that time being before the PLA came to power."
Gus being fired up vote party!,FUCK YEAH
Save big bucks my wife said. Park at a airport hotel. Da heck with expensive airport parking! (Repost from 2015),You reversed about as far in to that hedge as you could - why?
You do realize there is a countdown for dorado plant blowing up that is about to end..,Really?
"This is what I simply don't understand. I would rather not have a pipeline installed in that region but they went through the process and it is 100% legal. If the people of that area didn't want it, they should have spoken up back then and garnered the necessary support. Now it is too late.",Earmarks are a hell of a drug.
"If you could choose the next president of the United States (except Ken Bone and Barack Obama), who would you seriously consider and why?",Trey gowdy Brutal honesty without being a sleaze bag
"I think they are real, but not for the victims, but for his career.",You're probably right
Can't believe that many people missed the joke.,There was a joke?
Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?,Brick would just be a brick.
"Heh. I present a conundrum: this guy is hispanic, so wouldn't that make him primitive and underdeveloped? I don't actually believe that, but the amount of holier than thou double-speak from his surrogates is incredible.","No, because he has adopted the superior culture that surrounds and flows through Trump."
"LPT: Don't six months yourself to death. This is a piece of advice my dad gave me over the weekend and I'd like to share it with you. He has been working for a company for well over ten years. This is a large commercial real estate company and he manages a local property for them. He has been there over 10 years, and for the first few there were plans to develop the property into a large commercial shopping center. Those plans fell through and now the property owner is trying to attract an even larger client for the entire property. However this attraction process is taking its dear sweet time. They keep telling him six more months, six more months... - that was about three years ago. Now the day to day drudgery is catching up to him and he's not happy. He recently interviewed for a position that would pay him almost triple his salary and would reinvigorate his love for his career. So, the LPT is...don't wait. Don't keep telling yourself six more months. If you have an opportunity, take it. If you can create an opportunity, create it. Grab life by the horns and shake! Good luck!",Been doing this since summer of 2010
"Humans have trouble conceptualizing the universe as infinite and ever expanding, then we invented the internet.",Makes you think
Funny thing is that it isnt a debate.,"Half of the posts here are debating who might have done this and why, and I don't think we require formal debate to point out your logical fallacy..."
Demon Vi is a thing already...,Thatwasthejoke.jpg
I'm particularly interested about his singing. When was the last time he went this long without touring? It's been almost three years. I'm hoping that did some healing,From 1998 to late 1999 or early 2000?
"It's good to see Trump's supporters are following his no you, no you defense tactic.",Actually it looks to be only one side at the moment
Werdum was never my friend - r/MMA,Ask r/muaythai what they think of this.
Bank Bidding - Strawpoll - Updated,"I'm against it, think they should delete the majority of stuff and maybe make a small chunk of it go to the falador party room on the dedicated world."
Big Quint gonna break another chair.,And/or fuck that chair like he's headed to war.
"So by bigger, do you mean the B&Ns in larger cities? if so, i figure at least one of the 6 in my town would have some, No?",Bigger as in stores who have larger buildings and more area for the hobby section.
They gonna get that special prosecutor.,They have earned their very own *busload* of special prosecutors.
Will Donald Trump send the marijuana industry up in smoke?,sniff
Report: Christie Impeachment on the Table,Everyone knows he's a self serving douche but I doubt he'll be impeached but as long as people know for certain what an asshole he is I'm fine
Donald Trump cancels Hannity interview,Someone call Hannity to see how he's holding up
"R needs to be uninterruptible and much, much harder CC - possibly even a stun.","If she autos someone with an E mark, it stuns maybe?"
We don't want to vote for crooked people any more.,Luckily you have a lot of choice who to vote for in the land of the free!
r/anarcho_capitalism has been taken over by drumpfers. Can I come here?,"we dont believe in hierarchy, but you can ask questions at the anarchy 101 sub"
Thanks?,Found the promo you were asking about
Cat.,Cat.
I think we almost beat you guys right?,"you won one, lost one both close games"
"New to the sub and happy I found this, but has anyone posed the idea of incorporating airline travel routes, etc? I love airline, ATC, and airports and this has it all. I just wish an airline route feature would be incorporated in the style of AirTycoon on android. Has anyone posed that idea yet or the devs have it on the drawing boards?","IIRC you get contracts, and the contracts determine what kind of planes and destinations you get."
Note how he pretends he doesn't know who Scott is even though he sought out an obscure subreddit dedicated to him. Standard attack.,maybe he forgot the
"Cubans can, it's just genetically it's very rare that a brown eyed person can have a blue eyed child.. not impossible though.",If Castro had the recessive gene than it is very much a possibility.
Donald Trump is bringing Obama's estranged half-brother to the final presidential debate,Gee it'd be a shame we don't get to see who he'd invite to sit next to Melania at the State of the Union every year.
"yeah everytime i see an automation/robot thread everyones like yay a future where we're all free. I fully expect elysium, continuum, or any other dystopian future to be more likely.",It's hilarious that people think the super wealthy will just part with their money so others can sit around and do nothing.
Where is this from?,IndieDB page
"When you don't have a preference between Asuka and Rei, but enjoy *both* threads equally","I know it's late, but I'm gonna abuse my mod powers and sticky this for a little while."
reverse racism doesn't exist,Let's play r/BlackPeopleTwitter or r/TumblrInAction
What would be the nastiest thing to find in your soup when eating in a restaurant?,A fly.
Doesnt matter if you think its fair or not thats the rules. If you dont like it dont play hardcore.,"I don't play hardcore, doesn't mean i can't share my opinion on the matter"
Would you rather for the next 24 hours every person you make eye contact with spit in your mouth or be trapped for 6 hours in a room with every person you had sex with in your lifetime ? Specifics: say you are driving in a vehicle and you make eye contact with another driver they will literally stop and get out of there car to spit in your mouth and you cannot refuse you don't have to swallow but you have to hold it in your mouth for 5 seconds All of the people you've have sex with in your life will appear in the room for 6 hours and they will all be naked (no you can't touch them) it's more of a symbolic thing,"Second choice for sure, the idea of all that spit gives me the heebies, the second could be trauma, could be reminiscing, could be sex dream caliber fun"
What truly makes a girl/boy attractive and why?,"Their personality, the connection between the two people, their chemistry, etc"
That fps though,"Yea, but if I wanted good FPS, I would just play it on my PC, right?"
I5 6400 8gb Rx480 600watt,What PSU?
"Need some help with rap music to listen to. Getting back into my rap phase, but I'm tired of all the stuff I have. Need some new suggestions. No wayne. I have enough of him in my Playlist.",* Madvillain * MF DOOM * Viktor Vaughan * King Geedorah * KMD
"How can I capture fps, cpu & gpu usage etc while playing like the Youtubers do? :D Yeah thats pretty much it.",MSI Afterburner.
You are correct. STS users are not welcome in LSC.,Not sure why they are mutually exclusive but I also cannot explain why freakazoids do what they do.
Proof HRC never read her security clearance form. The date is in European format. No American would make that mistake Huma Abaden would though.,She even signs her name like a drunk
*the* sticker pack,*Selling Limited Black Friday Edition Frank Ocean Sticker Pack: $400*
"Eviction - Said I Would Be Out By 15th, Need More Time I'm behind on my rent, I have a lease, landlord hasn't served any papers. I said I'd be moving on the 15th but I'm going to need until the end of January. Am I legally obligated to stick to the date I said, or can I tell him I need two more weeks?",begged with a box of chocolates in hand?
What are the best weapons to take on the airship? Just AA guns and planes?,"The assaults AT rocket gun is really good, especially for shooting the people inside the airship."
"There were some humorous moments, but outside of the weird soldier I found them on the low end of dry humor. Idk, even though this show isn't painful to watch, it just feels SO slow.","It is slow, but I personally think slow fits the show really well."
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about,well since you looks 3D and the guy looks 2D I pick 3D
Just add noted cactus spines x10 to drop table of hellhounds smh,yeah make it common af drop too!
"Don't take 10 years to shoot it next time, krejci",It's proper etiquette in The Czech Republic to wait for the goalie to bet set up before shooting
What Kind of Thrower Are You?,"I did A as a kid, so when I relearned how to replay with yoyos in my 20s, it was just natural to go with A."
Have you never seen a nightstalker play? It's shadestep only.,I wouldn't know my fusion rifle kills them too quickly
Brb beating dick with shoe to repent,brb stickin toilet brush up my ass
What a difference 24 hours makes. Show up on a porch with a mask and a pillowcase tonight and you'll be shot.,"Jeez, I hope somebody doesn't get confused on their calendar tonigt:"
think you mean surface area to volume,Nobody said anything about volume.
Its on Hulu in USA.,"Yay, commercials!"
What's this *other country* thingy?,"If you're not American, British, French, Canadian, or Australian, you're a goddamn commie."
Trump and Hillary need to settle it here,"For real though, I think every presidential candidate needs to play through Mass Effect and a game of Civ V."
"It never got off the ground. They were going to buy billboards. This is just HRC-drones ignoring reality so that they can muddy up the waters. None of this actually happened, as opposed to CTR, which definitely exists and is widely known to run this sub right now. This is known all across reddit. Only here is that remotely controversial.","So you think that there are no pressure groups on the right, it'seems just CTR?"
HOLY FUCK IM WATCHING THE YOUNG TURKS COVERAGE AND IT IS FUCKING GLORIOUS. YOU CANT FIND A GROUP OF BIGGER LIBERALS WHO ARE MORE PISSED THAN THEY ARE RIGHT NOW Damn this is great,Please record so I can laugh later
Could DeMar DeRozan Contend for the Scoring Title?,Not when Westbrook is averaging 50
"um, the author is a doctoral candidate......he obviously knows what he is talking about.",good meme
Text on sharing challenge replays isn't correct,Literally unplayable
To all the 3rd Party Shamers...,GJ still doesn't know what Aleppo is
"Vey probably would have been gold as well, had it not been for Horvat blowing away everyone's expectations.",His dad's situation might have affected him as well.
"When you mentally/psychologically tell Max Holloway you want to bang bro, he will oblige. Max Bless",Manly mofo.
Anyone have any good domino videos on youtube?,"Why, wanna send them to Danielle for when she gets home?"
"Not sure why there have been so many posts about this recently, Acivision/Infinity Ward confirmed this months ago.","No, they didn't."
"Man dies from burst bladder, after catheter attached to oxygen supply.",Wow this is an execution.
"Omfg, literally 360noscope from Dre again... I cant watch this.","If you can't bear to watch us when we're up by double digits then don't let the door hit you on the way out, kid."
9 spice blends,indian spice blend is a massive understatement
Can't be a liberal without being indoctrinated first. The fact they choose to be liberal proves they are not intelligent. Every liberal policy contradicts itself somehow. Every liberal thought is hypocritical. No logical person would accept liberalism unless it furthered their personal goals.,"lol, k"
"in garbage time, come talk to me in 6 weeks when you win your fantasy championship",It wasn't Allen robinsons fault his quarterback blows = Allen Robinson will win you your 2016 ff championship?
You think your vote is any different?,"I'll be voting for Trump, who has a chance to win - so yes."
video now private. wtf.,there must of been some unwanted comments or something
Deer have serious game when it comes to being deformed.,This is why we have wolves.
So how many of those 21 million bitcoins have been mined?,~14m last time I checked.
When I was 13 I decided to be a goff. Circa 2002.,Hey that's my last name!
Average Students Per School by School Districts in Metro Vancouver,Meanwhile there is a HUGE shortage in French Immersion schools...
We don't give a shit that he loves beautiful women. We don't give a shit if they let him grab them by the pussy.,and republitards complain about campus rape and how under reported it is
"Do you believe in the separation of church and state? Just an outsider looking in, genuinely curious.",I'd prefer a confessional Catholic state that allows people to practice their religions freely in their private lives with a complete ban on Islamic immigration.
What hours of the day have u been out?,Sunrise to about 1pm
"Now that Inferno has bombed, we must remember to contain ourselves and not make fun of Renowned Author Dan Brown","Inferno was Brown's only book that made me really angry, and feel like I wasted my time reading it... it was a great book, but when you find out that everything they did [didn't even matter, because the virus had already been released, I was really pissed about it.]"
Montrollal,You mean Montrolleal?
Did you just assume that he is a guy?,Assuming genders in 2k16
pretty sure we always got a seasonal item during festivals,"Oh, yeah, I guess we should never question it or comment on it then."
(Nsfw) Just... This whole thing,At no point does this thread seem to indicate that *men* also release oxytocin.
Protesters hold up sign advocating for rape of first lady.,THIS IS FAKE.
"In the military they handle and work with many other NATO Partners therefore military documents and other items use international date format. If anyone else had done even one one-hundredth of what Hillary has done, they would be sitting in Fort Leavenworth. Source: I handled SF-86s and security clearance processing for my unit in the Coast Guard",Yup - It's how we always did it in the military.
Anyone? Were any of you guys able to figure out who Megan was before she said antything about on the last mission?,"Call me racist, but I knew the moment I saw she was black."
"Of course, Tana's plot relevance also means suffering from serial kidnapping syndrome that would compete with Est, so pick your poison ~~Seriously, Tana, with those stats and growths how do you get kidnapped twice?~~",~~especially her MM growths~~
"Nixon watches. They're also going to be the official timing and scoring body. It will be like JPM and Power and the series' title sponsor, in a way.",Nixon for Dixon
700 Nitro Express.,Why's that so expensive?
Phew phew phew,wew
"In my area of North Carolina there are currently people selling bikes with similar mileage and condition and mods for about $2200-$2400. I know CA is more expensive, but I didn't realize it was *THAT* much more expensive.",More demand really... Thats all.
"I make an attempt to get a job in another city here and there. I might put in more effort in about a year, provided the economy is still doing well enough.",Sounds like a plan.
it's either mixed or cheap paint or both.,"Shit I've never seen such vibrant colors too... mainly light green, light blue, red, yellow, white and light pink... interesting"
"based on the coments, nobody has a single fucking idea what this means.",It's so god damn Ironic that people are looking at this picture and only thinking about how it effects the US...
I do believe the internet has decided the official term will be Trumpkins.,Only newfags say that
This isn't new though. His entire campaign he's been anti-Catholic church. (Okay saying he's gonna start his own church is new but being against the Catholic Church was one of his talking points),he was molested by a priest iirc
I'll build a better universe then. With blackjack and hookers.,My universe powers my car
The internet just got turned off. What do you do now?,well time to go outside
Um... all of them?,"only real answer, except 12 angry men"
"So, a guy hits on you, but at the same time says it's weird that gay guys hit on you? I don't understand these people.",It's not gay if you say no homo first.
wrecklace,One of the better ones I've seen.
Now that I got a better job!,"Better job, better bud, better high, better productivity, better job, better bud..."
Derek Smart on Twitter: then they put this racist toxic no-talent-having clown in charge of the community. we ended up with Shitizens,"I despise this person, so very much."
I know I'm in the minority but i truly don't think he was so far in the wrong he should be barred from high level college football. There's so much gray area to this and it feels like Mixon is being viewed as if he's Greg Hardy,"He absolutely should not have been allowed back on the field, and now Stoops should get fired for not taking violence seriously."
Anima Azurai. Because I'm extremely unoriginal.,I'm being unoriginal too :p
Well at least if I'm a full master jinchuriki I'd have a friend....,r/me_irl
"Now, now. They've switched it up: now using the word, Kremlin. Ye ole CYA: switch the words, you've got better 'position'. *cough BULLSHIT cough!*","For the older voters who have forgotten anything that happened in the last 30 years, they should talk about the Soviet Iron Curtain and Berlin Wall."
For real if that doesn't happen LeBron has 2 rings in 7 tries. Take the Kyrie 3 away and he most likely has 1 ring in 7 tries.,Yeah take the lockout asterisk out and he has zero.
"If you have my luck, you'll get it the Wednesday before he sells it. Smh.","if i had my luck, i'll get them never"
"Thanks for all the help. After playing all day, I think I'm just going to stick to the shooters with more realistic damage models (i.e. counter-strike and insurgency) Sorry if I wasted anyone's time.","Best of luck to you, and dont let the door hit you on the way out"
Sneaky and smoothie get trolled by a visual bug,Riot forgot to tell us that Rengar now has leblanc's second R active.
:(,Dont worry at least you still have Westbrook And adams is really coming into his own offensively it seems
Breeze-icon mimetype update,"These look really fantastic, much much better"
"I think some of the toughest questions for TBM to answer are about early priesthood restoration. We're taught to believe that the priesthood is the unchanging and eternal authority of God. It underpins everything and the truth of the church rests on it. But in the early church, there were all sorts of priesthood problems. Apostles were called without ordination. Joseph Smith retroactively changed the wording of priesthood revelation and postdated them. Elders used to the the highest office in the priesthood. There were no ordinations to Melchizedek Priesthood offices until after the church's founding. There's no record of the priesthood restoration in the Book of Commandments, etc. There's a ton of stuff like this. D. Michael Quinn is a good reference for this kind of stuff.","Grant Palmer is great on this - I would ask about the angelic succession of the priesthood - why no record, account, journal entry, or recollection of the priesthood ordination through John the Baptist, or Peter/James/John, exists until FIVE YEARS afterwards - when the church is conveniently in a crisis of competing with other revelational authorities."
Taking advantage of good lighting!,Your eyes are gorgeous and you look very cute.
Yeah what kind of man looks at breasts!? I'm sure no hilllary supporter would ever do something like that.,Entering the professional work force is gonna be rough for you
"Week 14 Positivity Thread Welcome to the weekly Positivity Thread, where snow angels are not only allowed but encouraged! With four games left on the schedule we're heading into the final stretch of the regular season. Is there something you're excited about in the upcoming few weeks? What has your team been doing that you're happy about? What are your hopes for the near future? This is a place for any and all positivity regarding your team or the NFL in general. What are you feeling good about this week?",We have the #3 ranked pass defense so I guess we got that going for us.
Can we add denial of the Armenian Genocide to that list? I don't know why it gets left out when it's one of the most flagrant offenses.,huna fact checked: those weren't muslims you islamophobe
"#LOVE TRUMPS HATE! (mods this is totally used ironically, please don't ban me)",I dont think anyone on this board uses that phrase unironically!
Phototransistor readings not working.,"No diagram,hard to understand"
Didn't know squirrels could ferment.,A the old someone-please-link-im-on-moble-aroo
Seeing the stats screen for the first time be like,I can't complain with 5.2 against pilots and bots and a 2.5 vs players only
What the fuck is going on with stickies.,"Yeah, this was just a sticky"
Browns at Bengals,Hahahahaha.
*Insert witty political joke*,Burgundy needs the Bone dynasty
"Some wools, though, are so breathable they are actually the coolest jacket to wear.",Found the wool salesman
REMINDER: CNN still hasn't fired Wolf Blitzer for colluding with the DNC (They fired Donna Brazile for that exact reason),#RACIST CNN
"Why do Tortle traps have spikes on them? If we are only taking some clippings from the shell and then letting them go, wouldn't it make more sense to use something that doesn't have a chance to scratch the shell or hurt the tortle?",To chip the shell clipping off
TotalBiscuit Sings Santa Baby and prays for the sweet embrace of death,As a former retail worker this post triggered my PTSD.
DMM has 15x pet rate over the higher exp rates ((I believe)),No.
I suppose they were at some point.,high-five!
It did happen to me though.,And?
So good to hear that it is easier for a foreigner to take a spot in the American school system than it is for an American to get the same spot,You mean it's so easy for international students to take a spot in US universities than it is for an Asian-American (Asian who is US citizen or green card holder) to get admitted to same spot despite doing all and more that is expected of him/her.
When your fave character is a walking spoiler,Peridot & Lapis & Ruby & Sapphire & the Ruby Squad & literally every single character fuck.
Mr. 2... Is he any good?,He combos with Garp for full board PSY orbs Pretty good if you didn't have him before
So you're talking shit to a guy when you've got bis bracers that are a 30+ k dps upgrade?,it's the superiority complex that some players tend to have.
"Matt Harmon: Unless Jay Cutler return from his injury, the Matt Barkley-led Bears will face the Vikings defense next Monday night.",I hope the Bears play Julian Edelman at quarterback.
"Trump: 'Our country needs a big, beautiful hug'","Ok but not from trump, I don't want him trying to stick his younger in my ear"
"I should clarify, this is because I am in this exact situation. Send help.",Invest in AMD.
have you only been paying attention to the good 30 percent or so?,"Have you only been paying attention to the 40% that is neither good nor bad, but not necessarily between the two?"
Speak for yourself. I use the Wind Waker theme.,Stranger Things theme
just beat monk right now actually! and i hate him!,Best of luck on Aria then!
"Reddit Gold for the first person who creates a 'CLOSER CAMERA' mod. Please, someone make a mod to make the camera closer to Marcus' back just like the first game. It feels so far away. I'll genuinely give Reddit Gold to the first person who does this.","A mod that disables camera auto correct when driving would be great too, particularly when looking up and down."
"If you stay pure you'll get a special place for you in heaven! So keep it up, bro! And maybe try to get yourself a ministry",He'll become somebody's 72nd virgin!
"Hypothetical: Masques enters Modern As a thought experiment, what do you think would be the effect on the metagame if, come January, Wizards decided to open Modern to cards from the Mercadian Masques block? This was the first set made using the modern era rules, after all, and was only excluded because it used the older card templating. What effects do you think this would have? For example, U control might get a significant boost with the addition of Brainstorm, Accumulated Knowledge, and an actual factual Counterspell.",I hope you like miracles (brainstorm).
"instructions unclear, homeless now.",but now we can camp out at the pokegyms all day and night!
In GB Dez was facing the QB in the air...catches ball...switches hands..turns his body...takes two steps...lunges for the goal line...extends his arm out with the ball I see just as much of a football move. I mean he took steps...he turned up field...he reached out to score.,You have to maintain going to the ground he didn't
Amy Adams will become the new Jennifer Lawrence in 3...2...1...,"I thought they are not that different since they starred in an overrated movie, American Hustler by a hack, David O. Russell."
"Im considering joining dreddit. Help me decide.. Hello everyone.. I am an old player considering joining dreddit at this point. Since i am returning after some years.. I cannot decide on major alliance i am willing to join. Things have changed alot in last year or so in balance of power and content.. I am not looking for a ISK earning opportunities, but a rich pvp.. Isk earning goes passively for me and i dont have to worry about it. Already i have contacted nullify, karma fleet and UN.CO for recruitment but havent decided yet. What can you tell me to further align me to join dreddit. Im open for questions and suggestions..",Spai
"Its over. This is a crowd at a Tim Kaine rally in a rural part of the country with a population of only 1,000",Don't forget the Time Kaine blimp and the fighter jet flyby salute.
"Judging by his username, he is a 10 year old",What was his username?
"Not that it matters what their sexual preferences are but Nev has just become a father, with his female partner.",Sounds pretty gay to me.
Please make the chickens be turkeys for Thanksgiving The pumpkin heads were great. What about Turkeys next? I guess it needs to go to the top for a few days for someone at Valve to see it.,thanksgiving already passed moron
Also very unorginal. Don't reply to me until you have something new.,"Wow, someone shit in your cereal."
Marijuana plot in the middle of a corn field,hiding illegal shit in the middle of a corn field must have been extremely effective before the Wright brothers came along and fucked everything up.
"Yeah man, some items get a serious new value when they are painted, like berets, all common wheels, Wildcat Ears, and some specific toppers",And they can just drop randomly?
If censorship is the person deleting the post themselves,just to play the devil's advocate: the admins/ceo can modify/remove anyone's post however they like because they have access to everything.
Said u/ChaosWolf7.,Yep
There are a bunch of 'Nick The Houseboy' videos out on the net. Not specifically which one this is from.,Thanks.
"But is this including kids, prisoners, and others who can't vote?","of course it does, for maximum emotional effect."
The Fall of Troy,Blessthefall when you're Falling In Reverse
So my PS4 pre-load is going to go past midnight on the night of the 3rd.,For some reason whenever I would restart my ps4 the download time would literally cut in half.
2016 PS2 Demographics Survey,IM A FUCKING WHITE MALE
"Don't bother, its a fresh off the presses ServerSmash meme. It's not really directed at you at all.",From where I missed this
How do spambots come up with real answers?,More than likely they're utilizing responses to similar questions from the past that resulted in a lot of upvotes... they're building comment karma so they can sell the accounts to corporations who post advertisements in the form of regular posts
"Christ, I remember what happened the last time that occurred.",Sweet Jesus!
"A wonderful rendition of Dayman, it is good enough to listen to with BOTH ears.",Why does this feel like communist propaganda
"Obama: If You Can Make Time For Taco Bell, You Can Make Time To Vote",Shameless Taco Bell plug
Hey Redditor's what is something you should never go cheap on?,Computers.
Globe plans for gaming(Wireless/LTE) What is the best plans for a heavy user which needs around 10-20GB per day. And best for gaming. Apparently broadband/dsl is out of the question since all facilities is out of ports. I saw people looking at gosurf 999 and I'm not sure. What do you think of it?,You might be looking for a business-level plan
Kinda funny to see a left wing group in Denmark pay to help Hillary Clinton. Politics makes for strange bedfellows I guess.,The french right and concervative back clinton too
"Yeah, but this now has moved past those facts for some of us. Human rights violations have occured and a militarized force is moving in violent ways against non violent protestors. I didn't really care about the situation either way before I read about how the protesters have been treated.",Yeah because that kind of gear is used in non-violent protestors who are totally wothin their rights.
"Ways to play Zelda : Oracles of seasons/ages Hi guys, i'm recently on a Zelda Binge and i just got a 3DS to play A Link Between Worlds (Wich i LOVE btw) and i'm trying to get to try the two Oracles games without having to buy the game boy version. So i'm searching for a remake or a way to play them both (not emulation, i kinda want to have a physical copy if possible). So is there a remake on the DS/3DS or something? Thanks guys.","There's no remake, although I'd argue getting to play them on the 3DS is vastly improved because you have a backlight, unlike the original!"
"Nah, I'm an American. What makes you think I'm from Germany by the way? Edit* I haven't seen many other Strasserist marches, so I'm not really sure how often they occur over there.","Well, your name and the fact that it's hard to find obscure videos like the one you linked if the title is in another language."
TIL I have to visit Vancouver,Can I join you?
"Well given the things that were exposed in the Veritas videos, who knows who that armed man really was? Even if this *was* legit, the Hillary campaign doesn't make it easy to think so.",Oh man bringing up James Dildo boat paid by the Trump Foundation never uncovered illegal activity in his last half dozen videos O'Keefe is rich
"turning off autosaving on the character menu means it'll still autosave whenever you wait/enter a new area/etc. just not when you enter the character menu. Generally speaking that sounds like the 'fix' you're looking for, since it'll prevent those sort of autosaves","again, not *quite* the problem."
Criminals,"I love how everything they have looks exactly like the pictures, like they don't understand what they are, but just that they shouldn't have them."
"Sure, some women accomplished some things in history, just like some men like to wear skirts and suck dick. What is your point? (Don't answer, I'm just being facetious)",I really want to know the point behind this comment.
Just when you think that Mombies can't get more vulgar...,That link is staying blue.
"SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING FOLKS, COMPLICATED BUSINESS. DONALD J TRUMP OFFICIALLY THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATED OF AMERICA!!!",Kept you waiting huh?
Deer running through water,When Jesus found out that reincarnation is a thing.
"Naa, we were setting up to drop on dw typhoons but they bailed and then we got intel on you guys and said, well while we are here why not. Anyways gf's and <3 Test",Way to spoil it Jesus
"That I stop having fun playing when I hit Outland? It was pretty self explanatory, I was participating in the discussion about Outland being no fun.",Gotcha.
Sticazzi e mecojoni Rigirosamente nell'accezione romanesca dei due termini.,In cosa differiscono?
It seems you have the false impression of the word talent.,Second place at TI is no joke
Nice. Who is she?,Amber Sym
"Actually, it's worse than I remembered - it's 43 restraining order violations. And she's in jail until her federal hearing next year. If you haven't read about her in the Hall o' MILs it's definitely worth a look.",Just... wow.
"Seriously...I'm always astonished that we repeat the same cycle...trailer comes out, people gush, movie comes out, sucks, everyone says told you so! I knew it!, then the next movie's trailer comes out, and people are again like OMG LOOKS SO EPIC This is exactly why they keep making shit. Because we keep getting excited for shit. And most importantly, we keep paying to watch it.",Falling in love is exciting every time.
The first TV after New Day breaks the record is Roadblock on December 18. 21 more days until the Good Brothers get the straps. I can hope.,Cesaro and Sheamus probably.
"Ok I'm gonna put this in the agree to disagree column and be glad we're not roommates. In my house, leaving anything but that blue cleaner stuff unflushed is a red card.",Fair enough
"Basically them approaching random people voids any of their rights there. Can be construed as solicitation, harassment, inciting, all kinds of shit.","If you read closely, you'll see I never contradicted what you said"
"The only sphere they sent a WMD to was Maray, because that's where the combined human and villein populations were.",I think they sent WMDs to all worlds but their own
DBG Bought LOTRO and DADO it would seem,"Hey folks, Gandalf here..."
At the very least it has more staying power than our precarious union.,time will tell.
I cant get my girlfriend to understand that celsius and fahrenheit are the same thing... she thinks celsius is cold and fahrenheit is hot.,so whats her stance on kelvin?
"When I was in high school, our power went out around Christmastime. I remember sitting in the living room with my mom in the candlelight and I said, Since the power's out, let's turn the Christmas tree lights on! It'll be so pretty since it's so dark in the house. She just stared at me until I figured it out.",You hadn't told her about the special Christmas generator?
They don't support him because he says and does horrible narciccistic things.,"Yeah, does that not make you want to have him as President?"
Almost five years later and is STILL literally unplayable.,Took me ages to realise what was wrong.
"Just hold it in a little longer, man. The weekly rage thread we cherish so dearly is just around the corner.",I'm gonna have a lot of rant fuel ^^^FUCKING ^^^BULLSHIT ^^^ALL ^^^THREE ^^^OF ^^^THESE ^^^FUCKS ^^^TARGETED ^^^ME
"Based on my personal exp, at least up do D5/D4, AP kog is decent against control mages (vik, ori, xerath, syndra, lux, ziggs, anivia) btw, I dislike building morellonomicon on him though;",Wats ur build?
The State of My College Dorm Today,"Well if something is on fire then please, pull the alarm at 4 am"
full pinoy mode = salt,"i cant read those word, typical cancerous kid"
"I love that his afro seems to be getting bigger & bigger, I picture racist brains exploding with impotent rage every time they see this dude being unapologetically black whilst espousing political beliefs. They're so sensitive.",Maybe he's like a Super-Saiyan or something.
France To Shut Down All Its Coal Power Plants By 2023,I'm all for closing Coal power plants in favor of Nuclear power like France personally
"New zombie youtubers I could watch? Right now I'm kindah just stuck on watching The Sidemen trying out custom zombies , it's really funny because they don't really play it so it makes for hilarious content . But I wannah watch more zombie youtubers !",CodeNamePizza is a beast
A couple without kids described the party I had last night as very effective birth control,I believe children are the future.
"You paint alt right with some reasonable characteristics that I'm sure a lot of people here agree with. But don't fool yourselves, the Alt right is a racist community, that actually have racism at it's core.",Alt right is just a politically correct term for neo nazis.
This subreddit really does suck.,Said the under 2k post karma guy *expert*
Wright brothers and what else?,"Lewis and Clark, artists"
"And then you realize they messed up your order and it's some nasty combination of pineapple, sardines, and slightly burn cottage cheese...",I'd be in tears
RIP Cyprus,Cyprus is in Africa anyway.
Guys I just watched this great documentary about PNS unverified users,Dead^
...are you from that subreddit about bolding a single e in your posts?,"No, that subr**e**ddit is from me."
Good for you. I have Radeon HD 5700 and changing drivers doesn't help.,"I have an nVidia graphics card, the CPU is Intel (and that installs IMEI with it)."
A peak of bra,Looks like a steep climb.
"north and north-east parts of brazil are pretty beautiful, and people are nice too, you will enjoy a lot",I knew it already :D
These were just uploaded to the Battlefield 1 Instagram. Perhaps a glimpse of the first DLC?,They forgot the low fps network icon in upper right of image.
"I've donated. I was hooked up to an machine that filters the stem cells out of my blood, took 5-6 hours and I went home after that. I felt a little tired, sort of like I had the flu. The person that received my donation left the hospital about a month after that. You should sign up for the registry.",relavant username
"For all you Indians fans out there praying...well...God still hates you, sorry.","we already knew that, they are from cleveland"
Melt down? shit she's probably trying to figure out if she should flee the country or if BO can pardon her without a pitchfork enthusiasm club coming after her lol.,Tfw you have nothing to show for the Saudi $$$
"Give me some tipps , and say what ur think just gameplay",These videos have a special charm that makes them funny
Americans have trouble respecting the dignity of their workers.,"Meh, as a former delivery boy, I'd have loved the opportunity to do anything besides fold boxes while in between runs."
0 mana 1/1 charge though.,0 mana 1/1 charge that you don't even have to draw.
I imagine a grown up Louise would be like Daria...,Louise is way more manic than Daria
How does it work with wild animals? Such as bunnies and elk. Currently making a hunter RP character.,There's a mod currently for console that makes animal pelts more valuable
Carbon Fiber Ultraboost Custom,These are nice
Donald Trump - US President What in the actual fuck.,"Well they legalized pot in California, Massachusetts, Maine, Arizona and Nevada, so that's a plus?"
Super Metroid Any% NMG in 41:56 by oatsngoats,Some highlights about this run: * Previous WR was 41:58 by zoasty * Fast-fast Phantoon * -16 at Ridley death (best time by anyone) * Spark suit saved the run post Draygon * Near run ending snipe at MB1 * Near run ending ketchup at MB2
It may surprise you but a vast majority of people are interested in doing nothing.,they're interested in complaining and looking for handouts though.
When you realize you don't have enough cash for licenses.,Wait they started with the Xbox one ripoff controllers using the stolen original molds already?
Feeding the dark ones,Lemurs?
"But you are. If your political ideology does not match the one of any of the two leading candidates, voting for either one of them is still voting against your own ideology, and you should vote for a third candidate in order to not vote against your own ideology. If the difference between the two leading candidates is small to you (which can happen even if their ideologies are vastly different, maybe you dislike each of the ideologies approximately the same) voting for a 3rd party candidate makes sense.",Most 3rd parties share some views with the bigger parties so even getting 30% of your beliefs in office is better then 10%
"You bet your ass that car will sell for 30k in 2-3 years. So maybe not 50% more, but certainly not far.",I won't bet my ass on that but even if I did that isn't so bad.
"1 gem per day for 2 months, and BOTH months have 31 days. Win-win. That's 62 gems. There's also 25 gems for logging 10 days during this time, which I'm guessing has to be consecutive? IDK. Regardless, that's 87 total gems. Gimu take note.",And free 28 from nico
"Finally! A chance to get new units! Guess I'll spend $7 for a chance at some new units, as I don't have about 25% of the pool. * Dupe * Dupe * Dupe * Dupe * Dupe Goddamit BF.",RIP
"No judging my man, I'm poor.",Aren't we all
"I typically don't post that often but I can't hold my tongue any longer. What the fuck is it with people and team killing and kicking in ranked? Literally just now I was killed by team mates in a sqaud of 3, teabagged and then kicked from a ranked game. Because I picked montagne to play support. Why hasn't anything been done about this? I just want to relax and play a game. But no. Some people get their rocks off on team killing and kicking in ranked. I'm not the best player but I worked hard for my platinum rank and because of that I just lost it. Is there anything that can be done?","quick question, what system?"
And hopefully he'll be our senator-elect again next week,Is the race even close?
"Sounds like Poundland. Yeah, I guess they sell bacon, but nobody would actually EAT it.",Ashens would.
Damn Graves can't have a cigar but he can have a candy,That's a carrot though
"Trump: A con man, liar and swindler","But he is rich, so he must be really smart."
Jew-ish.,Hahaha... I say that all the time.
The Elites final plan is to scarfice Israel,Lol
Bilderberg Website Hacked - Promises Release of Members Private Documents,"Often, when I read a headline that says hackers hacked someone and will release the details in the future, I don't read the article because they very often lead to nothing."
Aren't most of these strikes with the countries permission?,Lol.
"If you disagree, you're anti-dentite.",Haha well done Seinfeld...
Not much meat on him but finally got a 5x5,You can't eat horns
"Not even exaggerating, first thing that came to mind when reading that title was Oh right Taliyah is a champ",She is pretty much overshadowed by Aurelion Sol imo.
"The problem with that is most of his supporters only have the money to buy T-shirts and similar priced products, rather than stay in his luxury hotels or play at his golf courses. And when he loses, he will lose half of that base because they're only even with him because he's a winner. I believe he's trying to become president not just because of the power, but because he wants to change that tax laws to help him maximize his profits. It's no coincidence he wants to reduce all business taxes to 15% when all of his businesses are pass through entities.","Yeah, I truly believe he just wants this nightmare to be over with."
Wonderful. Coal power plants are the main source of mercury that makes its way into our environment.,And a leading source of lead.
I don't think professionals use SD cards. When was the last time you needed one?,SD cards are used in cameras?
Dark souls looks like a very fun game but I don't have time to be punished relentlessly. Does anybody still recommend it?,not if you don't want to get punished relentlessly no
"Didn't get it for whatever reason, and on my end you're offline on madden even though I could clearly see that you were in MUT. Tried sending you one",Well shit.
A SMALL FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP!,A medium-to-large size hole coming right up!
When i farmed mingo 70 copies in a row with g3 with an overheat device that lagged. After this all is easy.,"Yep same here, I owe all my tap skills to the Doffy raid."
"Cat killed after firework strapped to its mouth, dogs were thrown in the bonfire","Scum, should be sterilised as soon as they're caught."
"The less than year? 196 points. If you go from 1980-81 to 1990-91, his average points per season is 182 over eleven years. Twice in those eleven seasons did he fall beneath 150 points, once by eight points and once by one single point. Of the top eleven highest-point seasons by any player ever, nine of those aforementioned seasons are Gretzky's, with Lemieux slotting in at fifth and eighth. And the most recent time that anybody broke 150 in a season? Well that was Super Mario Lemieux in 1995-96, twenty years ago, no modern era players, with 161, which also happens to be the twelfth highest-point season in history. Jagr came one point shy that year, 149. It's pretty damned hard to pinpoint a peak with certain exceptional athletes. But I think you can easily extend that five seasons to at least the eleven I've brought up. When the only guy to outpoint you twice in eleven seasons is Mario Lemieux, you're peaking the entire goddamned time.",So that's how Blink got their name
Or we feel such a sense of peace and that his/her suffering is over.,Thank god s/he can't embarrass us anymore.
Check out the big brain on Brett!,What?
"Have you read the World of Ice and Fire? It gives a great overview of the attempted conquest, and aftermath. To answer your question it's argued to have been geographic. So much time had passed between when Nymeria arrived and the Conquest that while there might have been some records of tactics, I doubt it would have been helpful. Except to maybe say, don't try to face dragons head on. The Dornish success is that they used guerilla tactics with the environment to wear Aegon's army down. Knights who weren't used to fighting in the desert, limited supplies, local population who would simply run away and than regroup for an attack before running off again. Killing Aegon's sister and her dragon, sending assassins after him, Dorne was a time and money sink for Aegon, and while it gave his army and new citizens something to do, eventually it could have been his undoing. Dorne made the first overtures for peace and had something up their sleeve to force Aegon to quit.","yeah I knew that I meant they used the environment when I said geographic, and I guess it is unlikely that the tactics survived the 2nd spice war but it is a bit cool that the dornish, having faced valyrian a before, were able to repel another invasion"
zero,There are bigger chances for Mourinho to bring him somewhere else than to Old Trafford.
My 2015 V6 Mustang on a foggy evening.,a V8 mustang would have handled that fog 10000x better.
Start is a strange way to spell end,IT COULD STILL GO TO BERNIE
Overwatch Matchmaking has FAILED.,I'm a way better player than that
"Fo' sure. I mean I like my bulge, god bless it. But I don't feel like taking it around town",We should bring back Shakespeare style leggings with a codpiece.
They provide access to prescription drugs while topless and in some pharmacies there's a special room in the back where they go full-nude.,Erotic pharmacist
America is on the same path dude. Its going to take everyone standing up together and fighting this shit from all over the world. Or ya know... move to Mars with Elon Musk.,"I hear Germany is doing pretty okay, I'm willing to learn German and work."
"Ah yes, the fake lug nut. Worst thing hub cap manufacturers could come up with. I gave up on hub caps on my old Escort because tire shops would use the air guns on the fake lug nuts.",I'm sorry but that's the funniest shit.
Kellyanne Conway is being SNUBBED by the private schools in Washington DC. We need to speak out!,Make families huge again!
Man would rather get fired than watch diversity video,There is nothing in Christianity to prevent you from watching a video you disagree with.
When talking to the fans of the Giants: It's very hard to beat a NFL team 3 times in the same year. When talking to the fans of the Redskins. We have already beaten you twice I'm not worried.,What about when talking to eagles fans?
I think the U.S. might have lost it's way. We don't really huck anything anymore.,Punkins
This case manufacturer didn't change the template.,Please explain?
I wonder if Vulcan Mind Meld is popular during sex.,Once you get used to the idea of fucking yourself it's cool.
As opposed to encouraging the crowd to beat him up.,He also promised to pay legal fees and then didn't
"So I have a stun and silence. Now neither will work on a boss. However, add's which can be CCed (Stunned or silenced) it will work. If they can only be interrupted, and not actually silenced for an extended period (3 seconds is how long mine should last on them)((aka, my cast interrupts theirs, but won't actually silence)) i still won't get the proc. Only limited situations.",So the buff procs on silence?
This guy's been locking his bike like this for over a year. I know because I left him a note a year ago.,"Well, it *is* wrapped around the top tube a couple of times, so...."
You clearly dont know valve they ARE MONEY HUNGRY,I don't think you comprehended OPs statement properly.
Microsoft to raise prices for UK businesses 13%-22%,I guess it might be time to think about all those boxes running unsupported XP as well
Couldn't someone claim that Dan doesn't get the show after his rant today? I understand that this is real emotions from him that don't need our approval or legitimize.,Oh man if Mike didn't value his life/wife/job he coulda been dropping Papi bombs all over that ass today.
We have a date on that yet Dana?,anyone know if he's officially done yet?
"And most of the time it's not even their feelings being hurt, it's their feelings being hurt *on behalf of other people*, which is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.",It's time to start calling people out and eradicating safe spaces.
All drains lead to ocean. Did you even watch nemo,"Maybe in your country, in mine the sewer goes to a waste product treatment plant first."
hulk buster achieves 10k supporters,It's not really proportioned right is it?
"with turtle, no.",I hate that people let Turtle's bad performances change their opinion about his good performances.
He actually drank 15 bottles and then did a world record time in the 100m .,"m means mile, of course."
another uncalled shot to the helmet by the dirty broncos,He was a runner.
Ugh....I really hate this guy...,He wont shut up with the fnaf models
What do you want then? Do you want the god-damn General to come to you and reveal all the blueprints of their plan?,"Indian Army officers were caught doing fake encounters in Kashmir, killing civilians and passing them off as militants for awards and promotions, some time-back, just saying."
"Their record is really bizarre. On one hand, they have made it to the knockout stages 15 times in the last 20 years. On the other, they have progressed beyond the quarter final stage of the competition only twice in their history.",Small club mentality
Was this by any chance in Illinois?,Texas
You should paint a giant red star on their driveway for shits and giggles.,I've chosen instead to foster the liberalism in my friend/their son.
You in software dev? That sounds uncannily like a user story :),Or just a basic observation.
As much as liberals like to bitch about the angry white men they really need to look at themselves. This women always seems pissed off and miserable.,Go Pack!
I have a friend who didn't vaccinate and days Florid is a brainwashing tool. I tried to break it down show her what it is but she says the science on it is a lie and government conspiracy. Yet she watches tons of tv which to me is the brainwashing tool.,Its interesting that some people are brainwashed into believing that everyone else is brainwashed.
Well the episode didn't have any time travel. I just thought it would be an interesting idea to have an actual series where they worked together.,"I mean, except from the Doctor meeting Grant as both a child and an adult..."
She's the girl from Stranger Things?,"Yeah, she played Barb."
Why do you think Samsung could go ahead and why do you think they don't want to? That's ridiculous.,"They have the technology and money for it, but do you not realize companies don't innovate unless it will immediately help their bottom line?"
Good news! NECA is working on the TF2 action figures,"Man, I really wish I could get some TF2 stuff here, couldn't even find a cup with anything tf related, when I asked someone who was making custom ones for games he said 5 people need to ask for it, but there's not even 5 tf2 players in the country"
"It's 2016 dammit, people should be allowed to throw pumpkin seeds.","I believe they prefer inflate-kin seeds, thank you very much."
THISISETHAN,THISSSETHAN
The real story is that the mother is so stuck in the cult of personality that she let Trump kick her out and still refused to say anything bad against him. Traumatic bonding can be an ugly thing.,There's your version and the mothers version so....
He's huge for this game and the Houston game. It would be big to have him out there.,Literally *and* metaphorically
Cables connecting Channel Islands to UK cut by ship's anchor,"That's why you need nautical charts onboard, and you have to pay attention to the info on them."
"Chal pher, upvote my posts then, Mowgli.",Le kar diya
Guy builds tiny houses for the homeless. City government seizes and destroys them.,Wouldn't feel bad if there was some sort of 'physical removal' involving helicopters and those assholes.
Yea that's where I got it from. So I'm guessing those are false rumors?,"That is all false, I have read all of the webcomic and neither of those things have happened."
"I refuse to read this autism, some give me a summary.",Autism.
"Musk seeks not profit, for He is the Light and the Way. He desires only to elevate man to the stars!","Actually I don't think personnal profit is the only thing he seeks, he genuinely seems to believe in his dreams, however bullshit they are."
What's coming?,Interesting times.
"Ask Anything: 2016-11-02 Read the wiki. Building a great community takes effort from everyone involved. The moderation team creates the framework in which the members of the community operate, however, we cannot do everything. **Community members have the following responsibilities:** * Post and promote (up vote) high quality content. * Post any lower quality content / questions to the [Forum] threads, demote (down vote) topics that are low quality. * Use the report button and message the moderators for posts that break community rules. * Give back to the community, at least, in proportion to what you take from the community. * Help dispel bro-science with real science whenever possible. * Have fun, deescalate drama, and make friends. * Stay safe. What is low quality content? The following attributes usually describe low quality content: * Does the topic have a simple answer or is it a yes / no question? * Does the topic have a greater appeal than to just yourself or a few people? * Is the topic a beginner question and has, more than likely, already been answered in a 2+ year old forum? * Is the topic in the wiki?","I know there can be a slight masculinization of facial features, but has anyone experienced significant growth of their nose, because mine has noticeably grown and I've gotten a couple comments on it."
Choi is the bigger man here. I don't think Cub staying on the outside is a good plan for him.,"From what I've seen (which is admittedly not much) he seems to keep his head on the center line, I think Cub will probably stay composed and pick his shots, then again I could be entirely wrong and Cubs gameplan could just be swang and bang bro"
"Yeah that was my assumption, I was wondering if OP got an actual confirmation or something.",No actual confirmation besides the banner and the rep saying that yes we are eligible for the free daydream view but it will be post receiving phone
But Vegeta is stronger than Goku at the moment.,Only because Gokus has fainted
i was lifting and may have torn my bicep. keep me in your prayers. i'm terrified,This is my one fear.. I hurt myself lifting already but never tore a muscle thankfully.
I'm sure our beef farmers are pretty happy with having a whole new market to sell to.,They'd be even happier if they just got the 260 million directly why not do that?
"My poor professor, every class at least a few times. Any questions? *silence* No?... Okay..","Me -  Uh yeah, what the fuck?"
To Woody(pka 310): This is what Chicago really looks like,"I knew it was bad but that is terrifying, it sounds like a legit war zone"
Who is AW?,Anthony Weiner
10 00 000 Do you even crore and lakh?,I love how each comment in this thread has more upvotes than the one before it.
Almost as if that's an identifying feature of a human being.....,I think what he's saying is to not leave race out of the description so black cannot be assumed.
You guys need to chill with the butthurt. Adam fletcher already said they are going to do some cool stuff for e day and they teased a carmine skin. Just give the game some time,no way its pay2win lies
I have a difficult time trying to find a reliable weed source. I would have no idea what the fuck to do with heroin.,snort it?
"Uh, no shit. Like Tom Savage or Brandon Weeden are really going to save the team.",TOM SAVAGE IS REAL
Can i please change me character? I really dont want the character i have it is nothing to my liking,Too bad.
"Pretty much every single civil war. Take the Russian Civil War for example, that led to the Bolsheviks taking power. On the one hand you have the Whites, a loose coalition of Capitalists, Monarchists, Liberals, etc. with foreign support from every major world power facing off against the Reds, an exclusive group of solely Bolsheviks and Mensheviks. But there is more! You also have Anarchists fighting both the Reds and the Whites in the Ukrainian Free State. You have a company of Czech and Slovak volunteers (Czechoslovakian Legion) fleeing the advancing German armies, seize an armored train, and take over the entire Trans-Siberian railway in a fighting retreat to the port of Vladivostok. You have a mad noblemen named Baron Ungern who tried to recreate the Mongolian Empire. All this and more in a single civil war.",Half the history of pre-1949 China was similarly ridiculous
"Starter or Off The Bench? I'm curious to see how you guys would view this. If you guys were, lets just say, a decent player in the NBA who deserves to be a starter (ex a bradley beal or oladipo) and the coach came up to you and said I want you to come off the bench because we need energy off the bench, how would you respond? Many people say that they would do whatever is best for the team, but its got to shoot at a players ego. I know none of us are NBA players, but just curious to see the consensus (except for you J-lin I know you see this)","I'd be down, you get to beat up on the other team's second unit but still play starter minutes"
Letter distribution in a box of Cheezit Scrabble crackers,r/Hailcorporate
Call me crazy but i want a Heroes of might and magic on switch!,"Considering that the only games my girlfriend plays are HOMM, Skyrim, Pokemon and Fire Emblem, this would be perfect."
"Wait, really?","Ummm, not really."
"Pshh Alex smith SPARQ isn't good enough brah. Now, if he can be as good as Pryor at QB then we're really talking","u/parocks, thoughts on Alex Smith?"
"So is this an example of fake news? Because Boeing is clearly lying, and it should be presented by any media as Boeing lies about cost to produce an actual, working, tangible flying plane, that people can see and fly in.",When Trump is involved the safe money is betting that he is the one lying.
Sean Hannity Is Now a Big Julian Assange Fan,They both work for the Russians now.
Why aren't the French looking after the children?,France is a Muslim country.
Clinton Foundation: I'm concerned about saying we used money to fund healthy schools (because we didn't use the funding for that).,Guess this means CF has a conscience.
"most of your posting here is pretty awful, actually. If you're not actually a troll and what you write on here is your actual opinion, I'm pretty sure it's not calling names to identify you as an awful person. Like, you love to play this persecuted conservative complex, but I know many conservatives or people of all sorts of crazy political stripes that aren't racists like you.",Not sure what I said that's racist but people like you will find racism on a box of cheerios.
Your opinion of the Kurds?,"The KRG seems like one of the few sane governments in the Middle East, so that's a plus in my book."
Hopefully we can hang onto Gomes! Keep reading that Barca is going to try and lure him away,"Barca and Real have been on him for a while, we deffo need to keep him"
There are many more people on the right than the left.,"That's factually incorrect, there are more democrats and people agree on almost every issue with the left wing view on average."
"Not really actually. I haven't heard it, but I just looked up the curve on inner fidelity. The harman target has its minimum around 200Hz. This hp50 has about 5dB more in that frequency range. It will certainly sound boomier than ideal.",You should probably listen to it for yourself before making observations that are only verified through said listening.
"Rubberneckers. Those assholes, and I know you're one of them, reader, who slow down to check out the accident on the highway as they pass it and extend the traffic jam back for miles. I know you're one of them because damn near everybody does it.",If I've been waiting this long I'm damn sure going to have a look!
African American Greenville Church burned and spray painted Vote Trump,Surely this will persuade the undecided voters to vote Trump!
It's not the weirdest but I'm using Cole Aldrich's one currently. It's basically just a catapult shot haha,Trebuchet
"Of note, Talib caught more passes from Winston than the receivers he was covering did (2 (ints) vs. 1 reception).",winston is soooo overrated
Some of us like to acquire our games legally without stealing them.,Buy the carts then and only play those.
*Rules are meant to be broken* That's the literal opposite of what rules are meant for. ^Source: ^study ^law,Or stabbed with a shoe!
I guess so,NASCAR should just give up on their own game and just promote iRacing and Forza.
"I don't get how you make this mistake, they even made up a fake Major League team for her to play on.","I didn't get this at first since I haven't watched the show yet, but now I'm pretty sure all of San Diego burned down."
Has there ever been an instance where he really sleep walked this season? Your comment reminded me of him saying it in the first episode but I haven't heard about it since,"Yes, don't have a link."
ARE YOU A LEBOWSKI ACHIEVER?,and proud we are of all of them
They purposely used legal instead of illegal and I would bet they would claim it was a typo (repeated twice) if called out on it. They also changed whatever the Republican from FL said (probably illegal aliens) and inserted undocumented immigrants in brackets. Flagrant wordsmithing. These people are pathetic.,They get called out so they try to fix it and make it worse
Aren't they already working on fixing that by making it update through the store?,"Yes, but I think it will be added to the store in the creators update in the spring."
"Ok so this might sound weird Ok so this might sound weird. This isn't my first time with weed but it's still fairly recent. Have any of you noticed a squeezing pain in your head while you're high? Like, it doesn't hurt but it feels like it does. Does anyone else experience? To be honest if I'd have to rate this high, uhm I would base it off what Mister PoPo said on team four star when he was tripping. He said I'm so fucking high right now That's how I feel",I get the feeling like there's a rubber band wrapped around my head
That wasnt the point you walnut,Yes it was
"The 10 Commandments are real; you will now be sentenced 10 years to hell for every time you've disobeyed one of the commandments, how long are you going away for?","I violate them daily, so at least over 75,000 years."
A. Lallana scores against Slovakia (0-1),nothing like a classic GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL to make me feel like a kid again
"The true statistics still paint the same picture as the false statistics though, just a less extreme version of it.",They really don't because the false claimed that the majority of white murder victims where murdered by black people when the cross rate murder rate is very similar.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT YOU FILTHY PEASANT!,This is what was actually meant by the cashier
"It's a long story involving a very drunk and combative patient, a restraints policy that was destined to fail and a couple of cops that couldn't be bothered to actually do their jobs and arrest the prick. If you're interested I can get into the gory details.","Well, you can't say all that and then *not* go into gory details!"
The real Clinton email scandal is that a bullshit story has dominated the campaign,She has no one to blame but herself
found the american,"Yep, because American OPs always post in r/denmark in Danish."
"How do you protect yourself from violence imposed by the state or private property if you are pacifist? You do realize that their existence means exactly violence to the people, their power have to be destroyed to achieve peace for the proletariat, how is not being violent against them solve anything?",Not *initiating violence.
Which of these goddess do you want to be added to Smite?,Again with the potato posts
Go Indians. Billy Goat lives on!,Haha 8-6
"Since his election, he has hasn't done anything but indicate all of his campaign promises are more like pitches and attempt to direct wealth to his own organization. So yeah, baseless accusations from a hate sub. At some point, we'll only communicate by hurling insults which are actually just our own insecurities.","That's not how the presidency works, you simpleton."
Light It Up vs. Can't Feel My Face,Only downloads as html file...
Who's the most liked player on your teams sub and who's the most disliked? For us i would say Crowder is the most liked and Matt Jones is the most disliked.,Most liked: Brandon Marshall Most disliked: Ryan Fitzpatrick No surprise here.
It's your fault if you have no positive qualities. Work on that and then try. Revise your models. Quit being so pathetic.,"That's exactly what I said, you are correct."
"African American church in Mississippi set ablaze, Vote Trump spray painted on side.",Trump supporters are the pick of the litter
It's so completely planned it's sickening...this is undeniable.,But I'm told that Donald supporters are evil corrupt and conspiracy theorist!
**TOLERANT LEFT**,"Who who who, pump the brakes, I'm sure there this was a trumpster showing support"
New collab coming,Weren't a picture of these just posted here not even a few days ago?
Druckmann is not Nathan Drake.,Some people will jump at any occasion to call Neil Druckmann a cuck... gg well played alpha males.
"At this point, he needs a rework. His initial concept is so incredibly flawed that I still can't believe Ubisoft ever put him in the game",You nailed it
"I've said jokingly before that Trump should've picked Sanders as his VP. Screw the right v left narrative, that shit's divisive as hell and only serves the people above the fray. A full populist ticket would've been incredible. Impossible, yea, but I don't know what's real anymore and I want something to make me feel good.",If he had actually done that and Bernie consented to it it would have been amazing.
So have a long off season after worlds? Or both summer and spring?,No you have tourneys in spring post worlds summer determines worlds but spring you have various tourneys across the world that increases amount of international competition we get.
What is that even supposed to mean?? God is in your pussy,That's what I want to know!
Quake & Quake 2,Oh and the original.unreal should be good!
"*can cause cancer* is very different form *presents more than a truly negligible risk of cancer*... If you avoid everything that *can* cause cancer, you won't get very far along in your day. Bromate is a Group 2B carcinogen according to WHO/IARC, which means *possibly carcinogenic to people*. Also on that list are items like Aloe Vera and Talc powder... and also the metal Nickel... and also WiFi... Oh, and coffee just came off the list this past June. And if you want to get technical, then there's all sorts of examples where you get exposed to things on the Group 2B list -- for example, caffeic acid which is in pretty much every plant material on the planet AFAIK. Want to stick to items that have been determined to be *probably not carcinogenic to humans*? Group 4 lists precisely one item -- caprolactam -- which means Nylon is safe. With cancer you need to assess the inherent risk of the item, the method of exposure and hence the acceptable level of exposure. Cancer causing chemicals are everywhere.",caprolactam 0/10 with rice 1/10
Best 7 Days To Die Youtuber Anyone know of a good 7 Days To Die youtuber?,Does madmole count?
The same side that got bowled out for 55? They sure turned things around.,MANISH PANDEY IS THE NEO GOD OF CRICKET.
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon Free on PC Courtesy of Ubisoft,booooo I already own this game so this is shit
Oh lord it finally got working. Thanks!,"No problem, I struggled with getting it to work too"
"Shyvana dying to wolves, lel.","tbh, those wolves are savage."
Everytime there is a flash rally... I always wonder... is this gonna be it? Am I gonna goto sleep and wake up and the price is at 10k?,Wont happen this way.
MEGYN KELLY IS A MOLE. TWEET @SEANHANNITY TO REPORT ON IT!,Show me the evidence.
What about the one that married Aladdin of Jiinbei's crew? She seemed pretty reasonable and didn't hold much love for Big Mom...,Lola too.
"I'm no fan of Megyn Kelly, but she actually seems relatively sane. I don't know how the hell she's still attached to the sinking ship that is Fox News, you'd think she'd be done with their overall... deplorableness by now.","Or perhaps she trying to get fired, which may release her from her non-compete."
Community got upset because the guy plans to grow a shitload of weed. They found a way to stop him.,I can't picture myself being the type of person who would be on a quest to find any way to stop someone from doing something like this.
Senanayake sanctioned for Warner send-off,He should be sanctioned for all those pies he bowled too
"Still very grey, but probably depressingly accurate.",Creepy factor retained though
"MidOne, Forev and MP right now...",Poor lads have no idea whats coming to them
"Heard, sex is a really strong indicator of a long term relationship health",Nope because you can always have an open relationship and everyone happily fucks others while still being with the person you love.
"I have the log, princess, ice wizard, but I am really struggling to make a new deck, that is interesting and fun. Any suggestions? Your content it great! Thanks","Not OP but You can try the hog rocket deck pong uses: hog ice wiz princes log rocket skarmy mega minion ice spirit Not sure how to play it because I only have miner, but he's really good with it"
Found after taking a nap in a bucket of tar- had to amputate. Tarleton!,Why would tar require an amputation?
Buxton invites Burr to paddock!,"Get out the live bleep machine, quick!"
TOLD YOU!,YOUR TYRES WEREN'T EVEN THERE
#StopThePot: Trump trolls launch a new misinformation campaign targeting marijuana supporters,From the assholes @r/the ~~donald~~ dipshit
"Leslie Moonves on Donald Trump: It May Not Be Good for America, but It's Damn Good for CBS",And the two are not connected in any way!
the next thing,Better than half the butt plugs I've used before.
Is that the artist for Scythe?,Yep.
fuck wild pigs. there's a reason there's no season and no limit on those fuckers where I'm from. they're mean and destructive and very intelligent,Aren't they classified as vermin in most states?
Saying you have an *objective* right to anything is a fiction. That's not what I'm claiming.,You're claiming you have an objective right to the food.
Dck for lower incidence of psychosis and manic episodes. My vote is for O-pce or 2f-ket but they weren't mentioned.,"O-pce has my vote, not Dck because of how it reacts with some peoples gut"
What do you live thirty minutes from?,"daytona beach (if i floor it), same thing bout cocoa beach"
"If you support Trump and his cabinet selections, are you a racist?",Are you a good man if you see horrible crap happening and you do nothing?
Iowa Police Shooting Suspect Waved Confederate Flag,Maybe he just really really likes Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Well considering my guildie brought his alt 855 or so Arms warrior to our Heroic EN clear last night and pulled 350-400k dps every fight.. nah I think they're alright.,Logs please.
Make sure you understand that being a Lewis does not afford you any special rights or privileges.,I figured as much.
"Nowadays Jesus is a color, mayonnaise is an instrument and attack helicopter is a gender. The world is becoming more free, but also more complicated.",VALUABLE DISCUSSION OVER HERE
1.) Payton 2.) Lewis 3.) McCoy 4.) Ryan 5.) Bowles 6.) Kelly Rex Ryan with the Denver Broncos defense would be sexy as f. Our offense would be even more pathetic though.,You wouldn't need an offense lol
Yet you're still here.,NOT REPORTING BECAUSE SHILL BTFO!
"So, for those of us who have no idea who Kyle XY is, how do you pronounce it?",Just like if the Ys were Is Zizz-icks
Its in the Skyrim engine,The old one?
Titanfall 2 is #3 on Gamespot's best games of the year.,"Huh interesting list .for me id give tf2 the number two spot, bf1 number 3, and precious Doom the number 1 spot."
A Law Professor Explains Why You Should Never Talk to Police,Lol fuck Vice.
He's the German voice of Austin,HOLY FUCK You just blew my mind
Fuck you 2016. Can you just stop.,durr fuck current year
I heard it was a trash port of the PC game,"Well the devs kind of stopped working on the original pc game, so they probably don't care about the port at all."
differential is key man. 0 0 100 0 80,"For future reference, what exactly are you saying with those numbers?"
Custom scripting for NTT coming in the next update!,Did we get source code for da real mods?
It's just simply broken. I'm plat3 and I get 5-8 points for a win and lose 20-30 each loss.,That makes sense actually
"There's has been a fair bit of speculation about it, it's a bit of a risky thing to invest in as Juventus and the good Italians aren't exactly cheap! I have a sneaky suspicion he might be in the rewards for a movember themed squad builder!",tbf he has a pretty rocking beard
The money though.,Actual viruses though that can infect *you*.
"People who bang fatties, it's awesome right?","I wouldn't call your mom fat, but, she'll do in a pinch."
Reddit is the most fickle place. Apparently Comey is now a Republican partisan hack. Just a few days ago he was the top legal mind investigating Hillary's emails because he didn't find anything but now that he's reopened the case he's a partisan hack. Makes sense.,"No, but it was telling that even a partisan hack like Comey could not prosecute a Clinton."
LeBron.,What about LeBron?
Everyone on Earth gets to wish for a superpower but you'll only get yours if literally no one else wishes for the same power. What do you wish for?,The ability to suspend someone else's sense of object permanence.
"Christmas skin predictions time. 76 ugly christmas sweater, tracer: elf, santahog, reindeerhardt, dva covered in light strings. Frosty the snowMei, elfrat, sexy mercy clause. These do not reflect my personal wishes though. I really want a Reinhardt Santa, but then I realized they'd probably rather go with the pun. Torb and Winston are also santa contenders. Personally, i want a mrs. clause Mei.",No love for thanksgiving skins?
Maybe he can have fireside tweets.,As he burns the nation down?
you should try for both! It's fun.,"Even better, all 3."
Scholastic Scrimmage doesn't count?,Needs more 40 times and power rankings of the high schools.
Welcome to Battlefield 1!,I like how the thick black smoke highlights the mountains in the background
"Actually, funny enough, the shitpostings and jokes train your critical thinking, so they do have actual purpose besides fun.",I believe that's what he is saying fam :]
"God Emperor Donald J. Trump on Twitter: If we let Crooked run the govt, history will remember 2017 as the year America lost its independence. #DrainTheSwamp",Very Spicy
"I bought it literally within a minute of it's release (but of course I'm not in Nova xD). I also haven't actually came across anyone else using it... Like seriously, literally NOBODY so far","You have to have iOS AND live in the US AND not be a child, so that is like 10% of the CR playerbase (probably less)"
"She has really high cheekbones, don't you think?",Must be genetics from her Native American ancestry.
"Donald Trump taunts NBC reporter from podium at Florida rally: 'You're not going to report that, Katy!'",True presidential temperament
im kinda worried about a nectar/porter conflict.,Man don't you even say that D:
Why you think he said it's me?,Exactly what are you trying say?
"okay, but the question is: Were we meant to figure this out before SL? And how?","No, because it was nowhere hinted"
"It's extracted all the time, since helium is a component of natural gas -- it's just not separated since there's not enough money to be made due to the artificially low price.",Should we really be wasting all of that helium?
Exactly. I don't recall much stress over 3rd party candidates when Obama was running.,"As someone who voted third party last time, I can guarantee you the thumb screws were in to support Obama because the dems were terrified of a Mormon rich guy in office."
"#Lions WR Marvin Jones (thigh) is a long-shot to play vs. #Saints, source said. Promoting WR TJ Jones from the practice squad spoke to that",how much does that affect ebron?
What I Do?,You know what you did
Internal poling shows a Trump landslide tomorrow winning the election!,This.
"For me, they keep me from getting in other sorts of trouble that would be worse for my wallet and health. Go out for cocktails all night, call UBERs and get pizza at 3am, or play video games all night and order pizza at 3am. See?",As long as there's pizza.
"I mean, I guess an unwanted pregnancy would be way worse...",Actually not too bad with a little hot sauce.
Several of my teachers (all married) were fuckin in some weird love dodecagon and EVERYONE knew. The liazon was even involved,i dont know if it is from severe sleep deprivation or what but to see the word dodecagon and the picture that goes with it is making laugh so hard
"Pardon me placements matches! After having won 7, lost 2 and drawn 1 - I find myself placed at 1200.... Now, I am curious as to how this is calculated! I assumed that since I actually won the majority of my games, I would maybe be placed somewhere along the lines of 1500-1800!",I felt like it accounted how the individual player performed as well.
"Like I get they want you to put stuff into crews and whatever but the other day I was in an IL2, shot my rockets trying to help a friendly, my rockets went ABOVE my wing and killed my teammate. Like, accuracy being potato is fine but don't make it defy physics so blatantly. I don't like the IL2 anymore, it's not worth my rockets launching from above my wings somehow.",You have your crew aced?
Is it ok to repost my deck? I messed up the legendary flair for a deck post. Is it ok for me to repost it with the flair?,yes but delete the old one
The credit card?,no
Its everyone on this sub's opinion... but appearantly no one else's because Sony and most developers don't prioritize high framerates.,I prefer resolution over frame rate
Wonder if she'll bring the tapes up in the next debate,No way she won't.
"Because the way they are now, they're saving $500 per car compared to the way they used to be painted. It's not very much but it builds up when you consider how many squad cars there are in the city!",They could easily buy white cars and use a coloured door wrap as well.
"I am a pro-Sanders democrat, and I'm pissed that the election process forced Clinton as the nominee. And now my choices are (a) the conservative Democrat who might advance a semblance of my preferred policies or (b) the aspiring dictator who will take a sledgehammer to the economy, society, and environment. But I can't/won't do a protest vote so it's Clinton, I suppose :/",If you think Clinton's proven corruption just makes her a 'conservative democrat' you may want to put your skeptic hat on and ask yourself why Hillary is the most bank rolled politician in the history of American politics (to the tune of over 1.2billionUSD so far)
Never seen that victory pose before...,Overwatch ripping off TF2 once again.
What part of Georgia...south central?,..Oh wow
DBH is released yearly? Ever think that I have multiples of each bottle?,How you ended up with multiple bottles of beers that only a handful of cases were even released to the public is not only a shame but a joke.
"Land of the thief, home of the slave",Nice Brother Ali reference ;)
"Trump is the first presidential candidate to be against NAFTA. The First to suggest limiting illegal immigration. People have never had a chance to vote for those things before, and never will again.",But Clinton 2 says she's against the TPP!
"If sleeping with your Braixen is wrong, I don't want to be right!","No, but the drawings you have done of it are."
did you get anything from them?,"Just guaranteed pack size, yeah?"
"Why doesn't League of Legends have an item that amplifies magic damage? No matter where I look these days, all I see is midlaners stacking hp items just to survive. I feel like we need an item that allows them to be played the way they should be played. Especially with the upcoming assassin meta, mages should be able to burst in their own way. Why hasn't Rito come up with such an item and if so, why hasn't it been implented. We need this Rito.",pretty sure this guy trolled everyone here
It's not listed under the challenge options.,"I'm out of ideas, sorry bro.."
But if it causes damage to another person would that person be out of luck? Would the vehicle owner pay for the other persons damages? Would the manufacturer? Will car insurance still work the same?,"Insurance would cover the damage, just as it does now."
I imagine this dog has the voice of Soldier: 76 from Overwatch.,"Back in my day, this person would have been happier by now!"
Super Mario Maker 3DS protest,Nice joke
hell no - not me. That's a woman who I stumbled across about a year ago and I am basically a fanboy for her work. She works with google now in some capacity,"Okay, still really neat to look at."
"This is anecdotal. My buddy has a friend living in that part of North Dakota and she said she is really scared of the protesters, running around like they're high all the time and seeing a huge influx of new faces in her town. She also says a lot of the crowd acts violent. Her story is probably a bit exaggerated as well, fyi.",More likely your buddy is just a racist ass.
Medium in a nutshell,How can mediums talk to the dead when they always die N1?
It still sounds pretty dumb to bury your enemy under a pile of celestial badgers and war dachshunds. The summons need a major flavor overhaul.,Low levels aren't supposed to be especially epic in D&D. Levels 1-5 are effectively Fellowship of the Ring tier where Gandalf only casts light and color spray.
Damn. What do you even do in that situation?,"We quit logging our work in the case notes, and kept doing right by our customers... What corporate can't see can't hurt us."
"To an extent. You should also take into account those living in rural or urban areas that are fed up with the status quo and the mentality of those around them. I'm an example of that. I live in deep rural SC (staunch Christian conservative mindset, good ol' boy system, etc.) and I have found myself leaning further and further left since 2008 when I voted straight Republican. Now in 2016, I voted for Sanders in the Primary and straight Democrat in the election. Oddly enough, my county went blue for the first time in decades this election.",Is your area becoming more suburban or new industry moving in?
You might be watching fake news if a 14 year old boy is crying about how he didn't get invited to a steak dinner.,I want to know what kind of asshole parents would name their son Rachel?
"If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!",It's a hell of a thing...
"I was waiting to choose between the Pro and the Razor Blade 14. The Pro has the Touch Bar and retina display, but I really like the GPU on the Blade (the 1060). The Pro is a lot more expensive, as well (600 more than the base Blade). I think the Pro reveal made the decision for me.","or just get the dell Inspiron 15 Gaming ($849.99) , better specs than your macbook pro 15 ($2399.99) except the display and slower hard drive."
What's wrong with talon he's not even that good now.,He has free escapes and people here are 13 years old crybabies 80% of the time
"Ah neat. I'm assuming the gores are for a destroy switch. One more question, why bring a strykebow as opposed to a rots shield ?","Only 5 less tiers, so heal is still good, stops md for scythe and won't move around in your inventory."
?,?
Took me a second to realize what just happened.,nice hanzo reflect
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.,"My potatoes bring all the Irish to the yard and they're like, that famine was hard."
Idealism101: This time from a Marxist-Leninist: If the oppressed class wanted the result of the revolution to be an anarchist society it would be an anarchist revolution.,"I thought this was somehow taken out of context, but nope, its just dumb."
Slack client for Commodore 64,Nice work!
I challenge you to a duel.,"Get lost, li'l prick."
Well it isn't deodorant but I use lemons. Keeps the odour at bay and never leaves a funk when mixed with sweat. Keeps you smelling fresh all day long :),"lemon was the only natural deodorant that worked for me, but it gave me a rash after some time :("
"I would die instantly because if everything except by body is frozen, attempting to move would result in trillions of violent nuclear reactions with the air.",How so?
"One year later, you still haven't bought any furniture.",All the money went to dog food
Even if you are not a fan of the show.....tonight's SNL cold open is going to be worth tuning in for.,SNL?
What do lizards cross?,"Lizards are immigrants, they have no right to cross anything."
"Yeah I know they're all defensive studs, I just give the edge to Arenado. Could be bias though.","Nothing wrong with a bit of bias, especially in baseball when you get to watch your guy play every single day while the rest of us watch our guy play."
"really is a diceroll... d/d/d are easy to disrupt, so both will be wanting to start, and whoever starts has a massive upper hand","D/D/D is actually not *that* easy to disrupt, because unlike most combo decks, it is not linear and it can do just about anything in any way you want it to, if you give it a little time."
I chain dark bribe,I offer you 3 Pot of Desires to negate your Dark Bribe
Maybe the G6 will keep it's removable battery? One of the top three reasons people buy our phones is for that feature,The top feature in LG phones is free bootlooping with terrible support!
"As you can see vs. Barcelona he made 27 successful passes, only one of these leading directly to a shot (light blue arrow). 3 shots in total, 2 inside the box which both went in! Against West Brom he made 53 successful passes; 4 leading directly to shots, gaining one assist in the process. He had 4 shots against WBA, two blocked and the other 2 went in! Against Southampton he made 80 successful passes, 4 leading directly to shots, 3 of which were outside the box. He had two shots in total, one saved from 18 yards and one wide from 25.","Clearly on the decline, he's on track to not complete any passes against Middlesbrough"
"Anthony Rizzo has made 12 million dollars in his career, and has AT LEAST $25 million more guaranteed to him. That ball will be worth a small fraction of that.","Don't forget, the WS winning team gets $750k each!"
I don't know what to do with myself anymore. Everyday I wakeup and say I could be playing FFXV right now I feel like I'm going through withdrawal of a game that I have not even played yet. I play Episode Duscae and lie to myself that it's the actual game. I've watched Kingsglaive maybe 15-20 times now but honestly I have lost count. I don't know what to do. Please send help.,8 out of 10 shitpost fam.
"Oh, I see ! That's pretty shitty of you to brag about your MLG stats on such an important day, you 14 or something ?",Username seems to check out.
lol madd,"Its not about the website, its about the chart which they cite from several reputable sources"
take it eeeasy,what did I just watch
"HOLY My man playing *Shelter* My inner festival girl loves the music, and my exterior weeb loves the video. God bless you.",you are not technically a weeb because Shelter it's not anime
1st gen?,2nd.
"Ah, for wiring your keyboard directly into Eclipse!",Yes that is totally what it is for
So it's just another day in the BB house for Danielle,Stop bullying her.
Why does Alex seem to be in a bad mood tonight?,She spent the last few house slaving over cooking dinner and nobody even liked it!
"It's a competitive market. If someone publicly expresses their political opinion, it's completely reasonable that that might tip someone to using a competitor instead. They don't own your custom.","I disowned friends that I've known for 10+ years over their decision to vote remain, it's a competitive market."
"Affluenza: The uncontrollable desire, to spend money you do not have, on shit you do not need, to impress people you do not like.","Thanks, grandpa."
Right? I just kinda shook my head and moved on after that statement.,"People really have a bias with their own weapons, you really have to look at the facts when choosing your carry gun."
He is the table,Soz i only listend to the black album nothing else
Shave my beard the wife said. You will look young again she said.,"You went from looking like a nerd with long hair and a thin, scraggly beard to a woman... I have no idea which one is really better."
"So this is real but the parallel of Bruce holding the flower/Batman holding the spear, that's bs? K. Don't tell me this stuff ain't on purpose","Between this and MoS, I really want to take a fine tooth comb through Snyder's entire filmography."
It was more of an OOF really,It was still manly AF
"Yep, friend uses one and when I went for a coffee with her around Bloomsbury, London it was, frankly, shocking how many cafes were inaccessible for her IN THE CENTRE OF BLOODY LONDON.",Is it not a legal obligation to be wheelchair accessible?
(shitpost) Console vs PC (Skyrim),SSE is already close to been fully modded.
Is making 50m in a day a lot to you? I just staked 50m by polypore staking and won it so I doubled that 50m. I'm just curious if I should keep it or continue?,About average from a day of pvm.
"While Enhanced Devoted certainly has better damage reduction, it also requires giving up another slot for it. If the spare slot was used for something like Absorbative or Lucky it's still an upgrade to go to Enhanced Devoted but otherwise the trade for a different perk is a less clearcut decision.",It's either enhanced devo or crystal shield if you want best in slot and enhanced devo seems better at 90% of bosses especially with walking been removed.
and let's bring the Grouping System back to life again as well!,You're gonna need a min kc option for that.
I can't wait for hillary to be,Nice
Nobody is going with the everyone else is dumb argument to defend religion,ISIS sure is.
Anime_irl,{JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable}
How the hell does a 75 year old man with sick basketball skills not win the black vote?,What black person wouldn't want to vote for Hillary Super predator detector Clinton
Read in Mitch Hedberg's voice.,"Yup, RIP Mitch Hedberg"
It's not the damage a lava wave does to a team that's the problem. It's the lava wave killing around three minion waves and giving Ragna all the xp. It's much too much. Change the lava wave so it reduces the minions HP to 10%. Still huge pushing power but won't give Ragna this excessive amount of XP.,This is what people said about samuros self cleanse They were wrong
Damn! We're in a tight spot!,Well I just thought the leader should be somebody with the capacity for abstract thought.
"Dude, the SAND. THE SAND.",Anakin is not a fan
it wants to make sure you know you're a giant pussy.,Pandering to girl gamers totally ruined the game.
"Avast ye, fellow Quaker pirates! Arrr! (Humor)",Happy talk-like-a-pirate day!
I'm about 95% sure that this is just a bot.,Or schizophrenic word salad.
Dude is sticking his dick in a mouth with a yeast infection.,"Nah, just smoker's tongue."
I'm curious as to what his career is also. That is definitely pretty damn lucrative and shoots the narrative down only dumbasses would work there.,My friends Dad used to be in the RAF as a mechanic and now lives and works in Dubai making 10x what he would be earning here teaching others about helicopter maintenance/repair.
Pagano gets fired. Chudzinski is now HC. Turnder was OC at the Browns under Chud. Welp.,"And you guys have a GREAT offensive line, so the seven step drops will work out PERFECTLY!"
The sky was crying with me,With half the country as well.
Opening VHS Game Of Thrones Edition,op is cancer
This is why I will always prefer call of duty,Yeah that way you can just buy your shit...
"The draw was in August, mate.",After collapsing at the end of last season and going 1-2-0 to start this PL season I'm sure we looked like the team to beat
"PPR, NEED 1 RB, one Flex: Ajayi, C. West, Sanders, Montgomery I have absolutely no idea what to do, I've toyed with the idea of every combination possible, Montgomery in PPR is very appealing, Ajayi has obviously been on fire, West has great opportunity with Ware out, and Sanders is up against OAK secondary",Ajayi and tymont
Q,Q
"Yeah... As much as I love Zarya, her bigotry makes me sad...","If your family and everyone you knew were slaughtered by robots, you wouldn't be all that fond of them either."
Lil Wayne Dismisses Black Lives Matter: 'Don't Come At Me With That Dumb Ass Shit',Lil wayne is just in a position of privilege and is not exposed to racist bigot police who go on black shooting sprees for fun.
Leveling past 50?,Lol let's see some pics of this claim.
Mom tries to send me a pic of grandma's diapers so I can get some at the store. Somehow the phone doesn't let me send pictures! Two hours later I realize she made it her profile picture. Still hasn't noticed it.,Now that's creative thinking
Many people would do just fine with a $200 Chromebook.,yeah but does it have a glowing apple on it?
"Hilarious, she admits that Donald Trump's tweets were a vicious attack by conceding that it is ill advised to viciously attack any woman before trying to deflect to Hillary Clinton.",Hillary isn't a woman - she's a *Clinton*.
Only way to get addicted to hockey is to see hockey,Watching a game on TV and seeing it happen are too completely different things
MY LIAPS,PROLIAPS
"While that might be true for some people you have to remember that starting pay is often highly unrepresentative of future potential income, unless you can move efficiently through management your pay will never significantly advance through your career.","True, I was thinking along the lines of tradies, teachers, nurses etc."
you accuse people of being brainwashed while posting shit like this,Suicide by inmolation does requiere some brainwashing
"I had not heard of the game until a week before release. I waited until I saw actual people playing the game on youtube and twitch. At that point I bought the game and played it. I've had tons of fun with it. (250 hours so far) It's not the only game I play by any means, I also play League of Legends, dwarf fortress, Fallout 4 and my kids make me play ARK (a game I am disappointed in every damn time I play it.) I'm very sorry that my enjoyment of a game shits on your cheerios.",Can you build bases like in subnautica?
"If life was a video game, what would you like to see in the next patch notes?",Can I type in console kill?
My mom Do people not have family meals like every day?,I have family meals like once a year
I'm assuming instead of tabasco?,In addition.
It was my understanding it was going live after blizzcon =/ hope not tho.,"Not directly after, just sometime after."
"As a newcomer to GBBO who has just finished seasons 1 and 2... How many food historians do you guys have!? I mean, crikey.","Haha, Not nearly enough!"
OzTrash,Dorothy has really changed over the years
is server down? Trying to login to GTA v online. Getting server not available. Their website says server status is up but has yesterday's date on it. Anyone else having trouble?,"Same here, can't log in :( Was hoping to squeeze in 30 minutes of mayhem before friend's wedding"
Dinged up how?,You know NYR never tells.
Is a not G-rated joke okay if it's not a top comment? What's the difference between the cirque du soliel and a strip club? The cirque du soliel features a bunch of cunning stunts...,GTAV had an update called Cunning Stunts recently and I had to keep stopping myself from spoonerizing it.
"but would they filter me out with that 124 CARS? I have read they have a filtering system, not sure if I should believe it..",Some schools may who knows haha
You need to meet Crazy Joe and Dr. Doom at my school then.,"Well don't just name them... this is reddit, it's always story time!"
"Look how far they've come. Not saying For the Birds was bad - just that in comparison to Piper, the tech is crazy improved. At least by my eyes.","This video is only 360p though, the original is probably way better"
"Grimrog!!!!! please. BLC had some amazing champions, and as I was eating some member berries I was only able to think about grimrog. By far my favorite champion to play, so i wanted to share my member berries with you all! Member throwing portals on the ground? Member playing two characters in one? I member..",Blood Priest or bust he is the healer we need.
"...after just waking up, and being so blinded by the bright screen I can only open one eye. Also handy when very drunk.",Can confirm... Am drunk
"Can you respond with, who dis?",LOL
"My friends call me elitist when I say 1080p 60fps is a standard, and any lower is underperforming...",You're not elitist to follow an easily attainable standard.
"More media sources merging is almost universally bad, even if it means we get an action comedy about Stormtroopers or whatever.",Shhh... Hes not ready for reality yet.
I like how you had to do what your example describes in order to state the example.,I like how you don't question Steve Buscemi's role as a co-conspirator in the 9/11 plot; probably cause he's funny looking.
How many Apps are on your phone? How many do you actually use? What are your top 3 ?,alot waze facebook camera
"Lions' DeAndre Levy raises $30,000 to test neglected rape kits in Detroit",#Oh but I thought he was a bad person and he was being lazy and was just sitting there stealing his paycheck HUR HUR DUR DUR DURRRRRRRRR
Two wrongs don't make it right.,Why are reasonable comments like this downvoted?
"That's just it, I never saw it. I received annual credit reports from one of my credit cards. Never saw shit. I can't guarantee what happened, but I have to assume somebody over there must have smacked the billing rep... that or they went to get the 911 call and realized they had gone to the wrong address or something. Who knows? All I know is that I was ready for a fight and never got one.","See the comment above, I wonder if they went to your address"
Is this the best way to build and use NEITH?,no that build is trash
700... Elephants? Bananas? Grains of rice?,The world economy is priced in United States dollars you arse.
"Reddit, what meme should just die already?",Trebuchets aren't funny.
What is the worst response to I love you?,Are you sure?
"USD price of Monero < USD price of Ether again Finally back on track, guys!","XMR has less than 1/6th of ETH's supply, so soon the nominal price won't even be remotely comparable, I'm afraid :)"
"Binding of Isaac, God won't do ANY of the deals with the devil.",but he'd never get hit so he'd probably get a lot of angel deals
Who,Phil Heath
"Haven't had any proper squad teamwork since the early access days. Feels, Bad, Man...",That's because I haven't bought the game yet :/
You need soul to make music.,There are entire Pop stations built on the exact opposite of this.
Russia has engaged in cyber warfare with us since computers were invented,"Yeah, but now the have a Manchurian Candidate."
I'd like to see you do it literally in two seconds. I'm not endorsing the OP by any means.,"not even at my ps4 right now but i know the exact controls to do it down on the dpad triangle to the top of the menu go right once, considering dyson will probably be the leadoff batter down to infield over to bunt defense"
"Ravenous? What the fuck lmao. The secret to beating Irelia, in my experience anyways. Is to bring Cleanse. Negate her bullshit two second stun and blow her up. Irelia doesn't beat you anywhere near as hard without her CC. Her build was pretty weird too, but it's not so much about items (although you'll need a good amount of lifesteal) it's more about how you play the duel. Extend your Qs, kite her and and you should do fine.","Yup, I used to struggle vs irelia but I took cleanse one game and ggff@20 irelia"
"Podesta Emails Megathread: 17,150 internal emails leaked from Hillary's campaign chief",Halloween costume idea everyones goona miss this year; toilet seat cover over head with printed out paper shoved into every opening of clothing: Wikileaks dump.
"Why do all the people associated with the Trump campaign have a smug, shit eating grin?",It's because they eat shit.
is it creepy if you masturbate to old pictures of youre wife when she was 14?,What
"Venezuelan cash is so undervalued, this merchant weighs it to estimate a bakery transaction. Not worth the time to count it!",They should just print more money to fix the problem.
"Nah, I have an MG so I'll be wrenching on the roadside at 2:00am. Come check me out ladies!",Implying it makes it to the road without breaking down
"See now, that's where you'd be wrong, amigo.",You're a bad hombre
Not to mention it's nearly a square,"It'll never work, I have a round hole."
"Time for me to awaken *my* physic abilities. Be baffled as I interact with gravity! Amazed, as I turn a solid into a liquid by *mere heat alone*",I think my gas was actually a solid.
"I believe it's written like $20 so that on checks, someone can't go behind you and add a bunch of numbers to the value, for example making 20$ into 120$",Though you'd wanna write $20.00 so that they can't just add a bunch of zeroes to the end.
10 million for some glass?,If you think you have a cheaper solution that is both safe and pays all the workers of the project what they deserve than fucking go for it man.
"yea there have been, doesn't bother me any. ill brag if i ever pull a featured five star lol",Just go to a casino like normal people
Texas city's water deemed unsafe due to chemical leak,The city is corpus christi not the city of Texas City.
"oh I was on board with the idea, heck mount a TV in there and a fridge ill never leave.",The world is your shower
"If you don't go too overboard, follow a few simple rules and start early right after school/ work then you can easily drink during the week and still be fresh in the morning. ( or maybe my friends and I are just lucky we don't get hangovers ?)","We're not getting drunk, we're just having a few drinks Ed Norton in that one Oscar winning movie"
"I'm selling my Lego Firefly Serenity, shuttles and crew minifigs. Have a look if you are interested :)","Sorta off topic, but were you showing this off at fan expo in toronto a few years ago?"
So does half the country get credit for wanting to punch Trump but not doing so?,"Yes, but it has a higher interest rate."
Oh my stars!,neked
ok cool,Ok warm
what happen when Restaurant in saudi arabia offered to give free meals on National day?,Shooting their AKs into the air.
"I did read it. It'll be very interesting when this starts to get some legs. Right now the only info I can find about it are Jezebel, Slate, blogs and Twitter linking back to those articles. Mind boggling to me how the stupid emails are somehow worse than this.",But...but...but... BENGHAZI!
To poop gold,I think that would clog the toilet.
The fact that Jake is all the way back makes me so fucking happy.,"Makes me happy too, picked him in the 6th round of fantasy"
Does anyone else regularly LOL at Bundy? The dude kills me. I remember this time last year they were going on about Xmas shopping and Bundy chimed in with 30 minutes on Amazon and I'M DONE. I nearly pissed myself,"He was a lot funnier on the radio with saunders, think he could've got away with a lot more.... i remember one game against pittsburgh he was making fun of their fans and started making banjo sounds"
"BCBS on Tap Coming back into town later this evening. Wife has to work, so I'm of a mind to track down a place for dinner and a beer or three. Anyone know of a place that still has some BCBS in their kegs?",Check Blind Owl or The Tap
Their donors at worst want something around as bad as Iraq/Afghanistan.,their?
"a lot of fakes, at the moment i can only get activis 5mg and 10mg, working on other brands and better pricing but that's all at the moment, can match that price on bigger orders too but for the real deal here",I get them in the blisters/boxes.
Wonder why? I gotta guess,"Economic segregation seems to be a big component, specially as poverty becomes more and more entrenched in the suburbs."
I was right with you until you brought God into the equation....,"I agreed with everything your said, but you mentioned god, and I'm an atheist so I'm going to vote Trump in protest of you."
"So basically, Hillary has it in the bag. Thank Christ.",In what world is 66% an 100% chance?
Nobuteru Taniguchi's HKS S15,Too bad we can't have unmatched colors on our wheels so we could put yellow and red ones on.
Album Leak Discussion Thread,Really want a PM if someone could give me a link
"First grader didn't do his homework assignment (coloring in a big bubble letter) Teacher: why didn't you do this? Kid: my sister was using the colored pencil Teacher: You could have just asked her to borrow it *5 second pause* Kid: No, she took it and went to Antarctica. Teacher: nobody lives there Kid: Teacher: Kid: she does. she lives there now.",Plot twist: kid's sister is a research scientist at McMurdo Station.
I've seen this posted before. Apparently he got in an argument with his wife.,guess she won
"THERE IS FLYERS HOCKEY TODAY, UPFLYERS FOR EVERYONE FUCK THE PENS",ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HOCKEY
Free market Capitalism,So...isn't this also happening in socialist Venezuela?
I personally don't think cyclone alone is very fun. I'd rather not have to constantly be moving. And vigilant strike offers much higher damage output than cyclone is capable of achieving with similar investment. Cyclone is linked with LGoH and blind which are incredibly strong defensively. The idea is to just gather everything up with cyclone and then click with vigilant strike to just delete everything.,I dig it.
"Ya, that kid got his xbox destroyed by his angry dad a few times","He actually said recently that the entire series was fiction, and that most of the cast and crew were on good terms (except corn)"
"Is that a blue tick coon hound? I moved to the country about 3 years ago and now have 2 of them....Was kind of accidental, but they are awesome dogs :)",Sure is
The woman who harassed Hugh Mungus responded,Of course ratings and comments are disabled.
Is it wrong I noticed they were Canadian by the CADPAT pants before I noticed the patch on their shoulder....,"no, but you should feel bad about missing the flag on the jeep...."
Montreal having some ice tilt tonight !,"Nice job using your moms credit card kid, you suck kid I forgot you REALLY suck"
"Yeah, Reddit definitely doesn't have a history of overreacting about changes",hey now zed with drakthar is pick or ban dont you know
If you aren't using excel there won't be any buttons. You will have to manually overwrite the TM formula and input your numbers directly,How many times a week do you regret including the buttons at all?
This is pretty disheartening. :( How far into 2017 are we looking at SQ42?,Q2 2018.
Best place in Toronto to get a new nameplate for a Team NA World Cup jersey?,Can we get a picture of this haha?
"one reason was if you were really blasting your music and you saw a cop behind you, you can easily and discretely turn it down","Wow, you guys are really free in the US eh"
Steam inventory question Is there a way to see when I purchase or traded for a game in my inventory? I have FUEL in there still and I'm curious how long I've actually had it. I assume it has been awhile since my Steam Trading Card Beta Access gift is listed after it.,You can see your purchase history through your account page and your trade history through your inventory.
The who will have a meltdown question was the easiest to answer.,"Kevin Harvick, he is going to have pit crew and part issues, and get eliminated in the second round."
Then why did they shut down the dispensary?,Because it was illegally operating?
I wonder how many oil lines will fail and burst this year,Gimme an O/U?
"Calling everyone stupid, which you pretty much did, is helping how?",Voting for the party that will immediately implement huge tax cuts for the wealthy even though it's been proven for decades to not be beneficial to the working class will help them how?
"Ah, should I increase it?","Yeah, in most games 90 fov is acceptable and 180 fov is great."
What are the names of the black screen ones?,Jamal and Omar.
Rest in Piss buddy,"I know that it's just his hand and arm, but it really looks like there is a big girthy cock pointing up into his face."
"Which, really, is evolution.","So you guys didn't see Into the Wild Green Yonder, the Futurama episode that explicitly talks about this?"
"You realize that Hillary is running for prez, right?",Don't you know that women only exist as an extension of their husband?
This is what REAL feminism looks like - lets show some love to the foreign women who are fighting Islamists on a daily basis in their homelands.,Isn't that PKK?
"$29,510.50: Price someone paid on StubHub for 2 seats in 2nd row (including fees) for UFC 205 in New York City this weekend",Fuck i better be in the cage with them for those prices
Who would YOU want to see the main event fighters go against next ?,"Depends what he decides to do with the belts And i mean when he decides, because that mother fucker has all the cards now"
But Hillary or Bernie probably would have done it if they won!,They are going to be saying this for the next 4 years since that's all the criticism they have.
...and then he would deny doing it.,"Well, I dunno... It *is* Texas..."
She was on the verge of having an existential crisis.,Also she had some marijuanas.
yeah...emails...the fucking worst bro. tell me again how Trump is soooo amazing at business.,Richer than most American.
"I wonder if Zven and Mithy were open to joining, would TSM dump Biofrost for the duo?",Highly unlikely seeing as they'd have to drop Sven for room
"Obama's birth certificate proven a forgery, fraudulently fabricated document, by forensic investigators on two continents",I cannot **FUCKING** wait to tell my grand and great grand children about living through this and experiencing it first hand.
When they ask me why I need another hard drive.,"This is why I wish windows had a good package manager like aptitude, so that you could automatically remove unneeded dependencies."
Norman Rockwell The Runaway (then & now),I only like art that reinforces the things that I believe so by my expert judgement I condemn this as bad art 0/10 shillary must have paid this FARTist a lot to reinforce the globalist Jewish white hate narrative.
"With John Cena returning next week, it's time to play Guess the Color Scheme! I've got a feeling he might stick with the red, white and blue but who knows.",Red and white.
"PETITION: KILLSTREAKS SHOULD MOVE THE PAYLOAD AS A REAPER MAIN, I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I SUCK AND AM NOT HELPING AFTER I CHASE THAT ROADHOG ACROSS THE MAP. IF I AM PLAYING REAPER, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE BOTHERED TO BE NEAR THE PAYLOAD. I SHOULD BE REWARDED FOR DOING WHAT REAPER DOES BEST: KILLING PEOPLE, GOLD MEDALS, AND PLAY OF THE GAMES. IF I AM ON A 3 OR MORE PLAYER KILL STREAK, AS I USUALLY AM, I WANT THE PAYLOAD TO MOVE AS IF A CHARACTER IS NEAR IT. THIS WOULD HELP PEOPLE TO LOOK AT THE TRUE REAPER MAINS WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR THEIR EDGY DECISIONS. ALSO, EVERY TIME I PRESS Q, I WANT THE PAYLOAD TO IMMEDIATELY TELEPORT TO THE NEXT CHECKPOINT JUST TO SHOW HOW BADASS I AM. REAPER DESERVES MORE RESPECT IN THE OVERWATCH COMMUNITY, AND I THINK IMPLEMENTING THESE SUGGESTIONS SHOULD HELP HIS SITUATION. I WOULD LEAVE YOU WITH MY METAL REMIX OF THE VICTORY THEME, BUT APPARENTLY THAT INVOLVES HAVING AN OBJECTIVE.","THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME ~LOVE, GABE"
I've seen his hard count evolve from almost comical to where it finally worked beautifully last night for a free first down. I luh dat dude - King Crabs,I'm gonna dig up more of his earlier games to see how he has evolved his game.
Sports are rigged... CC==33... 66...,"Yep, the ball is on a string"
Indonesian Sinetron. Hello Kitty direbus pada kaget.,Tessy you used to be my number one idol
How do I convert the Rs. 4000 I have in old notes? 19 year old - no bank account - Apparently PAN card in now required to open a bank account now wtf.. What are my options now? :|,Take it to a nearby church
"Showing the little brother Rocket League, He's ascending :D",Get the young grasshopper
"What kind of Christmas monsters would you like to see? Or any other monster this game is missing. We have a Halloween set, so I think a Christmas set is fine. We need a Snowman, or a Santa Clause. I know it has nothing to do with Christmas, but what do you think of getting a Unicorn in this game?",I hope this never happens
PLF there airborne!,Hey man us sport jumpers didn't sign up to jump like cargo.
The Honda HR-V seems almost too good to be true. Scratching my head....,I feel like the HRV is the revival of the Civic Wagon RT4WD
Doesn't somebody need to be convicted before being pardoned?,I asked that yesterday and the answer is no.
"Another rather educated American here. It baffles me we haven't done *something* though. Like I know we can't just storm in and demand change but let's be honest here. You, me, and the rest of America has been sitting on their thumbs. Revolution will come when Netflix is interrupted.",Because everyone's all talk and no walk.
"That girl from that song that wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas probably didn't know that they are responsible for 2,900 human deaths in Africa annually.",Just goes to show you what Christmas has come to...
Mom's spaghetti will resonate with generations to come,Arms spaghetti
"Steak Knight is probably a typo, but I love the idea of clockwork power-armour with huge horns on top, and maybe a bell around the neck. And a barbecue on the back.","It was, but I *also* love that mental image."
"Well, for one there's the cost issue. There's just no possible way any organisation could afford a return mission from Mars.",He ship is too expensive to just leave at Mars and not reuse.
Reenactment of what just happened to me at sand crabs,When you think monsters are yours when it's a mmorpg
Rondo/Wade/Butler only went 2-10 from three this time...,Because they didn't have MCW
"If the 10 Ban System comes to fruition, I feel like many will have to move to Blind Pick.",A lot of ppl won't have a choice if they take draft pick away
"I use it for normal traffic, simply because the more legit traffic/browsing occurs over TOR, the harder it is for oppressive governments to de anonymise specific users.",Fair point!
"Of course, she goes to Florida State.",They call it Tallanasty for a reason...
Another 9gag post,Dude MacBook Pro's new mixtape was flames
Is it single? Can it cook?,Yes and yes but it will leave you for spending too much time playing SC
Damn! I missed a kings shutout to get a christmas tree? Not worth it.,Weak.
Im the same way in that I hate games with short TTK. This might be a bit of a left field response but have you tried Smite. I know its a Moba but it plays more like a third person shooter.,And Paragon in the same genre.
The Big Ten has the SEC Running Scared,Little early for shitposting eh?
Five presidents in one picture,That's a lot of murderers all in one place
Knew it wouldnt be too long till i find a lost apple connector thing on the street.,I am surprised I have not found any of these at work yet.
Democracide: The murdering of America by the left,"umm, am I the only one that the page dose not render for?"
As a genius how high would you say your IQ is?,Aren't those two different jobs?
"Excuse me, do you know what time it is?",I wouldnthink a typically sighted person should be able to tell the time on a 12 hour face even upside down
where is the joke,That is the joke
Wow! The new skin looks pretty damn good compared to most conventional grafts. This has potential!,Glad they used fish skin for scale.
LEGO Harry Potter Collection Coming to PS4,.... Who was asking for this?
"Scotland, the perfect home for digital nomads?","We've got family there, and it was gorgeous, in a northern, remote way, but damn if it wasn't chilly in October while Chiangers is absolutely gorgeous at that time of year."
This just further convinces me that Stormlight should be an animation or anime. Live action would NOT work out for this story. Absolutely fantastic job here! One of the best scenes from the books.,"On the contrary, imagining this scene with real actors and a realistic chasmfiend gives me chills."
The Bears are a bad team,PGT for a reason...
We're sick of family (immediate and extended) harping on us to have kids. So we got holiday photos done with our cats.,Furkids are the best!
Right? I'm more than positive the two fucks who assassinated the Dallas and Louisiana cops were Hillary supporters... that fact has nothing to do with this incident.,But every despicable thing a human being does can obviously be explained by whatever political candidate they choose!
"A hundred to one shot! I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, and put some money on the Cubbies!",I just hope Biff Tannen doesn't become president...
"In Joker's Funhouse don't cash in your points when you hit the 500 000pts rank. Keep going, as there's a hidden rank that gives you 1 000 000pts.","What, really?"
Let's also make it 5 stamina instead of 4 or 3.,Oh and did we mention 4 out of the 5 of them are all QBs?
yes you are correct....but the baggage area is not in the terminal all those videos of happy reunions and such happen outside of the terminal...what they are commenting about here is how easy it was to go into the terminal all the way up to the gate... they don't make exceptions like that,I've seen it for wives/kids.
That's because none of the Boston teams had won anything in decades,The Pats won in 2002 and 2004.
How are the teams not swimming in debt?,Revenue sharing
"15,000 at Hillary rally in AZ. Low energy my ass.",Obvious photoshop
With her checkered past and all the crazy things she has said I find it fitting they prop her up as a spokesperson for Pepe.,Wasn't she one of the ones who had an affair with Ted Cruz?
Trust-fund-baby-turned-billionaire-married-to-supermodel feels system unfairly rigged against him,How is Melania a supermodel?
10 m2 Swedish student unit with sleeping loft,And he built the whole thing using a single Allen wrench.
Does no one on Reddit know how to use an apostrophe?,Apo'strophe Ftfy
"Clintons looks less like conspiracy because of the emails showing pay for play, corruption, etc. With all the legitimate reasons to shit allll over Trump and republicans in general, it's weird to me this last minute blitzkrieg of questionable-at-best stories is coming from the left.",It's almost like they did opposition research and saved some of it so they wouldn't run out of fuel for their campaign... CROOKED Hillary and her fucking corrupt tendency to actually plan things out!
Ben alleen maar bezig met die paraplu als ik er 1 gebruik... Wat een kutdingen joh,"Als je er 2 gebruikt daarentegen, dan is het prima."
"Shhh, it'll all be over soon",The down vote trolls are out tonight.
"It's only murder when the court decides it is. Since it's legal to kill drug users, it's not murder.","Since the murder rate spiked about ~1000 murders, and there have been ~8000 'drug related extra-judicial killings' you can be damned certain that they're not including those extra-judicial killings in the statistics."
I know there's a joke in here somewhere.,Brave 2: Merida's Clan
"I watched Drive (2011) yesterday and although it's no comedy, Ron Perlman made me laugh a lot in this scene.",Some of the greatest comedic opportunities (and thus cinematic moments) are those which actively let the steam of narrative or inter-character tension out at any given point during a film.
Magnitude 5.3 'Explosion' Detected In North Korea,Blowing up al the sarcasm deposits....
"you could always become a programmer lol, robots cant take the job of someone who helps make the robots do what they do. or something similar in a robotic/computer field","Nope, robots will self programm themselves very soon."
because god forbid this game has a rare item,It can only be rare if I have it
Girl Power Relic Draw! A selection of Soul Break Relics for female heroes!,"Good thing I got so many of these, I almost missed it."
"McHale and JBB gotta have drinking problems by now, seeing what Harden is capable in a real system.",The best part about this is people not bringing that McHale is a good coach trash over here anymore.
the cashew is a seriously overrated nut tbh,Screw you I mainline cashews.
"Well I hope once you've gotten over yourself you can actually list some differences between mine and Slug's attitude to this, because I can assure you it is the same (in a good way).",Why do you think that will be helpful?
"An elderly couple was having dinner one evening When the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me? Martha replied, Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason. Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?' Martha said, The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended? Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time? Martha asked, And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge. I recall that, said Henry. And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time. Alright, Martha said. So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?","So thats how he did it, guess he was truly playing the long game when he married a model..."
"I just want a mareanie with HA, doesn't matter nature. I have a BB Igglybuff","Awesome, adding you now"
How do skydivers not pass out at those heights?,"Most skydivers dont go high enough for long enough to suffer from hypoxia and the ones that do use specialist equipment (suits, oxygen masks etc.)"
According to half the fans on here he's better than Steph,Brilliant use of the strawman argument.
You don't have to visit the pet battle girl in capital city to unlock it anymore? Sweet.,"I believe the quest is account wide so you can pick it up on one character, hop on another and complete it"
Now I know you're just a troll.,I think you're just out of defensible points.
"You'd think the server would have taken the old glasses when they brought out the new ones, though.",Well he hadn't finished so the waiter was probably waiting for him to finish his drink before taking the glass away.
"Alright cool, last game I was Barik with a Makoa and the only person who bought Wrecker was a Grover.","grover is suck to buy wrecker because he need to stick with tank mostly for healing purpose, so he can't burst out high damage at close range with enemy tank the best hero to buying wrecker is damage like viktor or cassie, it can whack the shield very easy i know the feels when having selfish player at lower MMR there, annoy as hell"
i like the potato cannon fires explosive potatoes that deal 100000000000000 dmg on impact and have a blast radius of 10000000000000000000000000000000 very stronk ruski astroid potato,Iz bellenced cas its rere!1!1!1 Huehuehue
FUCKING grey,I'm just another 60s dope who went hey look a button
me irl,Does that movie poster say Bacon & Legs?
This new Aether Foundation is really starting to lend some credence to the idea.,And with Type:Null looking like a chimera....
"Party Players What's up peeps, Looking for casual above average players to party up with - pubstomping, arena.. as long as you can hold your own. Really don't care about SPM / K/D / Win %. I play all game modes, mainly Dom & Search lately. Preferred UK but not too bothered about 3bar - played in plenty of US east coast lobbies. Just post your gamertag and I'll add you. Mic preferred. My tag is Thrillho but I can't remember how to spell it (L's & i's etc!)",TFx Cub
"Is there such a thing as counterfeit Logitech G600 mouse? I found a guy who is selling 80 pieces of Logitech G600 mouse for just 40$ each. He's selling them as refurbished used with no box, just the mouse. Is it possible that he's selling chinese counterfeit product? I find it hard to believe he would get that many used mouses. And selling them for so cheap? This smells really bad to me. Your thoughts PCMR?",I'd buy them if they were stolen.
Democracy and republics have been around in different forms for thousands of years. Obviously the founding fathers were better read than most liberals today. But....muh Cliton!,"I don't understand your point at all... and I'm not even American, let alone a Clinton supporter."
##ARE THE SHILLS STILL GOING TO DENY IF THERE'S ANY PROOF ABOUT THE CORRUPTION? NOW THE MSM IS STARTING TO PICK UP ON IT.,It's obviously Russia planting these stories
~ disable Problem solved.,"Instructions unclear, my character is a quadriplegic now."
Can't wait to see a big (***) sign at Survivor Series.,"It should be three separate signs, and they hold up one, two or three stars depending on the pop from the crowd"
Take bets to see how long before his first scandal.,I bet 5 reddit silver he'd fuck up the oath of office.
What's going on here?? Group suicide on Chinese Subway?,Drink deep the Chinese Dream...
What would you do if the person who ghosted you a few months back suddenly sent you a pizza emoji? No message. Just the emoji.,"SnR pizza, carps?"
"Am I the only one who likes this release? I am probably going to get smacked in the face with down votes, but I have actually really enjoyed the Sombra release. I like trying to decipher clues and figure out what is going on with the character. Maybe it is just me, but I have always had a love for the hacking culture. BUT, I also don't like to be fucked dry. At least lube me up before ass blasting me today, Blizzard. But again, I enjoy the puzzles/codes and as much as I wanted a new character, this has been a fun ride (minus the dry spell today, but I warmed up to the news eventually). So, has anyone else enjoyed the Sombra hype train? Or, is it just me?","wait, did they release something?"
Toxic bjergsen flames el Dyrone,Tristana also forgot to buy items
"Jesus, how do you get this unhinged?",By observing SNP political posturing over an extended peroid of time
We've been found out,"Communism makes people lazy and enslaves you at the same time, obviously."
"In NY you had to register half a year in advance for the primaries, one of the worst voter reg deadlines in America.... I think it was late October, and by then most of the media was only talking about Clinton. So a lot of the young voters who got excited with Bernie wouldn't have been able to vote for him in the primary.","Primaries are for Democrats, the people that have deliberately joined the party, rather than people that just want to vote for a given candidate."
"As somebody who works in a vet clinic and has dealt with numerous cats, this is the correct answer. They will definitely bite",That's why their scientific name is Felis Chompus Source: I'm a certified catologist
Cry and puke.,Me too thanks
Hughbert Jackman,Hubert Farnsworth?
Terrelle Pryor (hamstring) returned to practice today after sitting out Wednesday.,Should I start him over Benjamin against LA?
"LFY and IG.V likely to miss Boston Major All members of IG.V failed their second round of visa interview, while 2 players from LFY faced the same issue. The two teams are likely to miss Boston Major all together. Why is nobody talking about this?",#AmericaNotGreatAnymore
How you do that?,^m ^^a ^^^g ^^i ^c
"It's been fine, I just logged in today and everyone's bitching suddenly.",thisisfine.jpg
Check your orange soda.,CHEESE ITS!
Or just a decent processor and a 1060. I have a 4 year old machine with a new video card and run on epic with virtually no issues - although the rain makes shit laggy sometimes.,"you wont be playing 1440 at 60fps, you won't even be playing 1080p with smooth 60 with a 1060 lol"
(What's Rogue Trader?),Imagine if the PC's did what Julius does and fly about in the sky beast selling totally not heretical things in their definitely not heretical ship that just coincidentally is called the godem
"Love-Hate Chapter 13 (NO SPOILERS) Not sure if anyone else that played through chapter 13 felt the same way but urm.. The jump scare was really good for the first couple of times, I was playing in the middle of night with lights out and earphones on and they really caught me off guard. But after having to roll around to navigate through the whole place, all the rolling and jump scares channeled into rage, anger and frustration before I unleash it upon the end of the chapter. 10/10 would appreciate those moments when sprinting is allowed in other enclosed maps after that chapter ended","I quite liked it the atmosphere was great and they handled your power well you felt powerful and kingly like noct is finally starting to fully realize his role yet each power has a downside that can make you hesitant to use them so the horror part is held up Also the lore was great there I was actually terrified and shocked that was something I didn't see coming but for every minute with good lore was 5 of walking not that I didn't enjoy it but it was just bad pacing It could have been something special if it was like 30 minutes shorter or was filled with lore they had a lot of things to do like newspapers, dairys, more of the bad guy talking about it, mysterious radio messages about it instead of just three audio clip with only one really meaningful to the story the ball was just dropped there"
The Economist endorses Clinton: She's 'a better candidate than she seems',Well I sure didn't see this endorsement coming.
"I think it's for ranked standard only, i got first scores on some new ranked map in taiko and ctb and didn't get the achievement while some guy who played same diff on standard did get the achievement","Qualified or ranked standard, i got mine definately for qualified coz i was camping #announcements for a new qualified map"
".@DEVIL_CSGOD joins new team with @Sy_XpG , @LoWkiiCS, @MAIDHENCSGO and @LDLC_BouLy",@DEVIL_CSGODDAMMITI'MONATEAMWITHDEVIL
Bearded Tom Hardy,Tom Hardy can be anything and still be beautiful!
Ricks out for Glenn and Abe,Pricks out!
"Add a salt mine Salt would be a very rare component that doesn't spawn normally, instead, everytime a player die, a little bit of salt is added equally to all the salt mines on the server.",Used to preserve food.
"If this is singles, no not really, Toxapex outclasses Fini in nearly every capacity as Fini lacks reliable recovery options and neither hit significant targets hard. If this is doubles, then no, Toxapex is hot garbage in doubles. Fini is able to capitalize on good bulk and decent attacking stats in a fast paced format where it's able to set up and/or provide effective support. Toxapex is based around stalling, which is an extremely dangerous strategy in the vgc format.","This makes sense, so to get this straight: Toxapex on singles and Fini on doubles?"
{{Lavalval Chain}} :(,##UnchainTheChain
[](/#ohno),[](/#ohyeah)
"bottle could possibly be a witch bottle? it's for keeping bad energies in the jar and out of your life. i have one under my bed as well - they're supposed to be filled with gross shit (dirt, salt, hot sauce, cigarette butts) and a little bit of yourself (spit, hair, blood) to confuse spirits.","I hadn't thought about the part with the blood, but what purpose does the letter have in it?"
Are you asking her? She never told me and I got nearly 200 hours :D,"nope, just driving around and she will occasionally open her stupid mouth"
Sith Lord?,You have failed me.
Are these movies actually any good? Serious question.,Don't take it seriously and you should enjoy it.
"Problem is, other people don't get to review the footage before giving a report or being questioned. So the police get to ensure their story matches the video, while you (the accused) don't. Thus if they can find anything that doesn't match exactly between your story and the footage, in court it becomes HE LIED! HE LIED!",Someone doesn't know their court procedure very well.
Calgary's jobless rate highest in country at 9% - Calgary,At least I have lots of company
"it's like, that was as far as they got for action. Like the scene where the bullet hits his eye. that was it. There was no real action after that.",IIRC Superman doesn't throw a single punch on screen for the whole duration of the movie.
But the Max Guild unlocks instant portals to fun! At the low cost of **hundreds of hours of your life that you'd rather spend doing damn near anything else in the game.**,"Well I'd love to wear my max again (and am close, i think it was 91/99 inv) but i don't want to pay more than 11M for Bonds so i just wait and if by the time i hit 120 dung (~7.2M xp away, ty dailies) they are still high up, i will see if i up my buy price but until then, i play other games (*finally i got time for them*) And also i don't really miss it though, i only used to Boss portal for DKs and the garden portals pretty much never."
Comparing CW req to livid farm is insane. Removing an 800 hour req isn't even remotely comparable to the 40 something hour req that is livid.,i think it is ~48hours from 0 unless you whop
What makes you lose respect for someone?,I'm With Her bumper sticker
"Surprise picture, framed, of my husband for the in-laws!",Honest question: How'd they take it when you gave this to them?
"Video store near my house is waiting on a poor, unsuspecting parent to go Christmas shopping.","If you think about it in terms of dollars per planet, this truly is a bargain."
(Fluff) Not a great ape but he's pretty good right ?,He is better than every single ape
"One more time, please","*Slaps again... And again... Like really, those are a shit load of slaps*"
"In terms of the actual series, we have: - Super Saiyan 1 - Super Saiyan 2 - Super Saiyan 3 - Super Saiyan 4 (Non-canon) - Super Saiyan God - Super Saiyan Blue (or Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan) - and, technically, Super Saiyan Blue Kaioken A total of 6-canon saiyan transformations and 1-non-canon saiyan transformation.",And Rose
And yet his horrible mouthpieces are claiming it as a landslide.,"Well, when he was given about a 2% chance to win the day before the election, I would say winning by 70 is a landslide."
"New update broke bhop and kz The new update that 'fixed' the crouching, planting bomb viewmodel etc. broke skill-based movement in CS:GO. I play alot of community BHOP servers and KZ-climb, but since this update was released, a few weird things have been going on. BHOP: Every jump I do on AUTOHOP seems to have a crouch right after it, which causes the screen to jitter. After asking around it seems that the player is in fact crouching, making 64 unit jumps in a run very difficult top hit, if at all possible. KZ: On the kz side of things, quick crouching that's necessary for alot of maps is now impossible. COMPETITIVE PLAY: Scroll bhop seems to have been altered as well. When getting consecutive jumps, the same jump then crouch thing is happening like when playing autohop. In conclusion, why the fuck is are you screwing with, our game, just fix the god damn hit reg and leave everything else alone. Valve please fix",This has already been noted multiple times.
"I moaned about this for years now. But I wish my players would stop using their weak foot at times the shot is set on their right. So many times, a shot opens up from 25 yards, loads of space and time perfect player on the ball ready to rifle it top corner, the ball in the perfect position to hit with the strong foot. Then he hits it with his weak foot and the shot is just awful. This has been happening for ages now and it seems like not many people have an issue with it? I know it's a smaller issue compared to other things, but the fact it's still the same after so many years makes this pretty irritating to me.","Fuck the 'avoids using weaker foot' trait too, it's all bullshit."
"Southern China was historically inhabited by non-Chinese tribes and ethnic groups who were related to modern-day Southeast Asians. Even though most of present-day Central and Southern China was ruled by the Han Dynasty, they weren't able to administer or settle the region and didn't include the native peoples in the census.",Makes sense thanks
And she has a Babinski sign. Stroke confirmed. Get this to the press like yesterday!,Nice pick up!
What global warming?,Aleppo.
Stay safe man,<3
A few friends and I created a nation based around Harambe. Please Enjoy!,This is a dead meme
Thats not saying much,*Don't you ruin this for me*
"it does, once installed it says the crew wild run on the logo. Tried it out and already uninstalled though, ran like shit for me.","It does says Wild Run on the logo, but if you start the game, it offers you, to buy the Wild Run."
Luke's FIRST Video - Before joining LMG,Is there a version of it without Linus and Luke commentating?
"Lafayette, LA taxes residents for using Sun","The sun's within the US airspace, so..."
This has potential but surely there's a more influential white musician than Vanessa Carlton,"Especially her all tatted up like that, doubt she listens to that slop"
ITAP of my cat in a lightbox,How did you convince your cat too get into the box?
Because he wrote a bunch of books that are used in the high school curriculum now,What is used besides Gatsby?
WikiLeaks slams 'clear breach of process' as probe into Assange 'rape' claim continues,Guess you learned not to work with Russians
"Chopped judges shouldn't be able to see the cooking process, as they can imagine flaws in taste if they see a flaw in technique.","What restaurant in the world do you go to where you walk in with three mystery ingredients, and then order the head chef to make you something awesome involving them?"
"I said most guys, not me. I've had plenty of success.","Lol this guy is full of shit, never had a girl touch him in his life"
But now we know he didn't pay taxes and he still won't release his records. There must be something else that he doesn't want voters to see.,He'll release them when everyone else does the same.
idk if the NS will have enough power to do it...,"Yeah, from what I've heard it won't even run GTA V in 4K so it's DoA."
Farage had said multiple times throughout the debates **before the vote** that the 350 figure was exaggerated and furthermore never said/was never in a position to say that the money would go to the NHS.,that's why they never wrote that propaganda on a double-decker bus
"Because the game would flop otherwise. Hell, it's already flopping.","No its not,titanfall 2 is getting praised af"
Wasn't that already posted a while ago?,"Yeah it was don't know why you are being downvoted,lol"
Before used to b fun,"Stop it OP,you don't know the pain a person goes through when he spends 21 DS and doesn't pull the best card in the game,fucking scumbag Bandai"
"World War III is inevitable. On the bright side, I always wanted a three eyed dog!","I asked Santa for a Fallout 4 VR edition, not the Fallout 4 RL (real life) edition..."
Incandescent light bulbs,"Fun fact, there are now incandescent light bulbs that are more efficient than LEDs."
Benjamin Netanyahu has made significant progress in his efforts to bring the center-left Zionist Union into his coalition government,If Satan were real and in human form I might pick this guy out as the body being currently possessed.
"I think he's referring to ancient religions that have by and large fallen by the wayside, like Druidism and Norse Odin/Thor/Loki stuff.","Undoubtedly, but I wanted clarification."
"Sufjan Stevens. I did all the promotion for a show in town because my director was caught up in several other shows. Night of he thanked my director for a job well done. She told him I did all the work...he ignored me and didn't shake my hand that I extended or make eye contact, just looked me up and down. He then proceeded to talk to my director and ask questions about the show prep like how many flyers/radio spots etc. She said she didn't know and he would have to ask me... which he didn't and stayed silent until she awkwardly asked me the same question. I replied... he stayed silent until she finally repeated what I said. Then he continued. This continued for a good 20 minute conversation and he never once acknowledged me and insisted on her repeating what I said. It was super weird and probably the rudest I've ever been treated by a professional I was working with. Complete piece of crap guy and very much not just a bad day for him. He made the decision to treat me like I didn't matter.","Aw that's a shame, Sufjan is my favourite artist and he seems like a sweetheart."
Thats a doggo.,What's a doggo?
"Definitely be careful when doing this against MM. MM can still charge off of you even when the survivor has escaped and is outside the map. Nothing like having a fellow survivor feed MM at the gate when not all the survivors are accounted for, just to have him turn around and one shot a straggling survivor headed for the same gate. The ultimate sandbag.",fancy seeing you here - I played you yesterday
"Whats up scarce, guys here",lol
This is frustrating. Working with .phtml files was a nightmare.,same for .cfm
What super power would a Muslim X-Men get?,"Don't forget that there's a Muslim Green Lantern, too."
Wait what? Mei can rotate the ice wall?,hahhah yeah just press the button again
"Forza 3- Fully upgraded Hyundai genesis, but now I can't make turns properly. Tuning advice? 4th day playing a forza game. The genesis is my next car so I've upgraded it heavily for fun, however after several hours of tuning I've only been able to improve its handling a bit. Can someone tell me how to fine-tune it for best performance?",Is it RWD?
Nope. Also it wont change your alignment choices.,"Damn, that's the only reason I wanted to replay it"
"Death Grips have, in a certain sense, created a new and unexpectedly successful genre of future music.","Anthony Fantano, is that you?"
That player to be named later? Albert Einstein,"Chuckled under my breath, 10/10 meme"
It broke yesterday and had to be pushed there. I don't think people realize they have decided court proceedings using reddit posts. Not to mention congressional hearings. These are now capable of being scrutinized due the the idiocy of one CEO. (Like it's just one),So Vote should be blowing up now or does all the fake outrage not translate into user migration?
"I like even off this site, like that's some exceptional thing he should be commended for. No, assbreath, not abusing people - in ANY context! - is the bare minimum for not an animate ballbag status. Christ.",Assbreath is now my new favorite word!
"I know there are injuries and suspensions affecting the defense, but this secondary had been completely light up tonight. They are all our a-team. Gilmore and Darby were top of the league last year. What the fuck happened?!","The Ryan brothers were finished fixing the defensive line, so they really focused on the secondary this season."
What is an anti-white activist?,diversity is code for anti-white!
I see a few sens fans are salty with how many down votes you're getting,"Haha apparently, downvotes are flying all over the place right now"
This game is trying to give me a heart attack,Name checks out.
Sounds like Avatar: the Last Airbender,"All four nations were at peace, until one day the Trade Federation attacked"
Fire Blast can't melt--,The Burned Tower was an inside job.
Trump's AMA went from 3-4K to 38K score. Praise Kek.,Still doesn't explain why it was only on the front page for like 10 mins.
"This is my greatest fear as a potential father, the dumb boyfriend.",Worse than assholes.
"What an amazing coincidence, merely days after the FBI reopens Clinton's email case, we find out Trump has his own email scandal, too! And it's worse than Clinton's! Everybody should stop talking about the FBI investigation and talk about this instead. Thanks, news media.",This story was written long before Comey sent his letter to Congress.
"L.A. City Attorney office has filed one count against Rams safety TJ McDonald for driving under the influence of drugs, after May arrest.","one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to break"
"just to point out that we first saw this video before we ever knew there were going to be PG planets. We all thought this landing sequence was on rails and there were concerns it would get boring eventually.. now that we know we will have complete freedom, this area is even more impressive.","i thought certain zones required rails due to NPC traffic, such as Arc Corp?"
I wish we still had stuff like Avengers Academy :(,"It's a little weird we don't have one, considering the plethora of new young heroes that are popping up."
"I am a Republican who has been against the EC since I could vote (even before that, actually!). However, the popular vote split would likely look different if this election had been run under a national popular vote from the beginning. All candidates would campaign differently, including the third-parties, and Dems in red states / Republicans in blue states would have more incentive to vote. Trump may have won the popular vote under those conditions, or perhaps, Clinton may have still won the popular vote. We don't know. In the long term, I still hope the EC will be abolished or if not, at least that the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact is passed by 270 EV worth of states (which will require cooperation from red states).",Trump wouldn't have stood a chance for the same reason Conservatives keep posting that we need the electoral college becauseas many people live in these 2 dozen blue counties as the rest of America meme.
Ana POTG.,You fool that is impossible
"Really? As I understand it they were selling a technology, not a medication. However one way or the other, I don't think this story would have the level of interest it does if Theranos had been fronted by some nondescript individual whose face and name one forgets after you turn the page, and that is the point I was making.","the FDA doesn't really regulate snapchat, does it?"
Thief or Ranger For Arena and Pve? I can not between a thief or ranger for Pve and Arena :),PvE: Thief PvP: Ranger
Someone touching my new phone... and with hair like that...,Wait the ones shown in the picture are at most in trouble for not reporting the person actually shooting it right?
What year is this?,1986?
"Alternative **NON Clickbait** titles: Good control warrior list? Looking to improve my Control Warrior list. Help? Trying to get into Control Warrior See how none of these are unnecessarily vague? I say this out of love. If you make your title annoying, you'll be less likely to get help from people.",Except if it would be shitpost than this title (including the typo) would be perfect.
"out of all the udfa dbs we signed this year I remember liking him the best, but thats just me.",This is the most Packer thing I've ever read on this sub.
A lot of people voted thinking Buckler was an exact synonym for shield. If the majority want the buckler to be bigger because they want it to be visible so you can show it off and appreciate it then rename it.,Or they could've actually looked it up because it's a relatively obscure word and figure out what it was.
"He was literally just eating food, nothing else. A questionable mechanic would be something like tick eating, and even that was considered ok when the winner used it in the past.",SO unoting food when it was stated to be removed from DMM is not breaking any kind of rules at all?
These fucking people.,these people aren't fucking people :P
Unpopular Opinions Thread I'll start: I loved the Graves rework,pre-rework cancer Nidalee is my favorite champ of all time
"Definitely not 5 years. Judith is only 1ish. Work backwards from that at all the different events like Lori's death, Shane's Death, Rick waking up. It's more likely its only been a couple of years","Wow, Carl has had a *legendary* growth spurt."
"Honestly, I would like to apologize for my recent behaviour in the Fnatic house, both to the teammates and to the fucking feeders I flamed. I regret what they did and I let their cancer get the better of me. I shit on some kids whose careers will never go anywhere and I understand that this is not acceptable. Sorry reddit.",Wow this is new and exciting
"Stalin and Mao would like a word, esse.",They all have their initials on the top 10
I made the meme the day after it happened but my account was glitching and I wasn't able to post anything until recently,What's this from?
It's more like eating broccoli when you don't like broccoli or eating a cheeseburger that has a bunch of broken glass mixed in the meat.,That's a sound analogy as long as the cheeseburger voters don't realize there's glass in the cheeseburger.
The fuck is optics,An annoying new buzzword.
"My husband's been screaming about this since Season 2. Also, why no bicycles? You could certainly out-pedal a zombie, they're easy to maintain, you could carry more supplies, etc.","Thanks, Max Brooks!"
"FSF donation requests are very infrequent compared to every other nonprofit I've ever donated to. Physical mail twice a year and a few emails, and you can choose to not receive any of it.","Ah, the old we're not any worse than anyone else but we're still annoying fallacy"
Man. Wentz is terrible. Glad we got a long-term QB in Eli ;),You do realize how terrible Eli has been this year right?
"Basically, just go to any sub and go against the hivemind.",Pretty much.
"What, if said on Reddit, will get you the most downvotes?",Firefly sucks Archer sucks South Park sucks Indie music genre sucks Forrest Gump sucks big time
"If we started calling them by their original name *Hyksos*, we'd make alot more progress on solving this ancient and current problem. It includes the Vatican, and this group even has a queen, currently. She's not even Jewish! :)",Please continue id like to research these hyksos:)
"got 2 375 foods, and lvl 2 of the 375 crit that I need. I am the only one with The Hungry Magister on the AH on my server. So much gold.",Feelsjellyman.jpg.
Might be tough to get food other than dried goods in.,"So Top the Tater is out of the question, sad."
"Thanks, sounds a little like our libertarian party.",UKIP are more like the libertarian party.
Fnatic Acquire Disco Doplan from Epsilon eSports,This also means God Rain is pretty safe from being poached from FaZe.
Can anyone compare magni2 vs O2 amp for the Hd 650s?,"Magni 2 goes louder, but it's irrelevant since the O2 can make your head explode already."
"Actually a little surprised, they're taking more support from Hillary than Trump. Trump can't seem to raise his approval, his only hope is to bring Hillary down and the only way to do that is to get the two third parties to 17% or so combined. He wants them to do well.",But that insight requires a certain degree of political savvy.
"This beauty finally came in today.. for those of you who don't know, amazon gives prime members 20% all preorders and orders on games that came out 2 weeks ago or less. Also, they advertise release day arrival to the continental US. However, I'm in Alaska so I guess I was excluded from that part!",OP plz put game name in title lulz
"If you have a genuinely good reason to be unable to serve as a juror, a judge will usually excuse you from the selection pool. Otherwise, if you CAN do it - please do, its a good experience and its our duty as good citizens to do our part. Someday YOU might be on trial and be grateful to have a decent, intelligent jury hearing your case.",This weeds out all the people who aren't decent and intelligent though!
I see you've met my mother.,Are we brothers?
"Why is that important? Just play the objective and get a lot of kills, and you can buy everything you want.","I am trying to buy everything, to 100% the game."
Can we please have Ironman & Hardcore Ironman icons added to this section?,I'll see what I can do.
Looks like black mario to me,what powers does he get from the beige suit?
"I would suggest to not play ranked towards the end of the season. People are tremendously tilted and lot's of boosteds and smurfs widen the variety of different skill-levels in a game. Thus, it feels like your impact on winning games is small and there are way more istant wins (e.g. the enemy team has a boosted) and instant losses (e.g. you are outclassed on every lane because the enemy got duo smurfs).","story of my life atm, vs'd 6 smurfs in a row now and it doesn't really matter how well I do cuz 2 smurfs can outclass 1 player whose slightly better then his rank"
"Lafayette, LA quietly introduces its tax on solar panel users--$26/month total","Something backwards from Louisiana; weird, that *never* happens..."
You can't stereotype the entire left based on a few assholes. It's not like the right never lies or misleads people to spread their causes.,"Yea, that O'Keefe fellow, he's *totally* above board"
Dude this is entirely inappropriate.,"Username checks out though, so can you blame them?"
COMMUNISM,We did it!
"I'm not nitpicky, I don't like reading a giant fucking wall of text.",It's split into multiple paragraphs but whatever bro.
What bo3 dlc is really good I'm looking to get a new map today haven't played any of the other ones except de so was looking for some opinons,1st and 3rd IMO
Huh... ain't that just swell,Are we supposed to be looking at anything in particular here?
It's a valkyrie's dick,Giggity
I'm so glad you phrased it as most of our schools are nothing like Hogwarts. So you're saying some of them are. I will see you in 13 hours.,Yup there actually are!
I would of thought you Chicago folks would have been allowed the day off. Congrats though!,"Ehh, they don't need power or hospitals, the Cubs won!"
Iwobi's reaction to the Bellerin stuff doesn't fill me with confidence :(,The guy just made it super awkward....
"Rebels: Resistance Transport from TFA. It seems like an inevitable addition to the game since the Rebels will be the only faction unable to combine crew and tech after the last wave. It'll come with new Leia crew, Ackbar crew (which I would baselessly guess would have an unlimited range ability), and some fancy support abilities. Imperial: I honestly don't know, though a Thrawn crew is inevitable. Adding Krennic's shuttle from Rogue One seems unlikely to be added right after another shuttle. I'll add an edgy prediction though: through a new pack or cards only pack (!), FFG will introduce Ciena Ree and Vult Skerris as new Interceptor pilots to tie in with new canon characters. I'd like to see a new Imperial ship that's a new tougher small base ship, but currently all that fits that requirement is the First Order landing craft, and I doubt that'll be added (chance isn't zero though, and they could use it to release a Phasma crew card). I think the next Imperial ship hasn't been revealed yet in Rebels or Rogue One. Scum: Havoc bomber, Scum's first bomb specialist ship! It's already in Armada and Emon doesn't count.",You could do the First Order troop lander as well.
Yikes. That's awful. Eta: mods you do an amazing job.,"Yes, yes it is."
When I was reading the bible and someone told me that Jesus dies. God dammit,"He's a lich, so it's not like it's permanent."
"Oh, that's how it works...","Yeah, the bank repossesses it, and you either pay them for what is due, or they sell it at auction and recoup their losses."
I would consider Trump a bigger underdog than Bernie.,"Trump's at least a well known billionaire, and given the climate of the GOP it wasn't super hard to believe that someone like him could win."
"Like father, like son: George W. Bush rumored to be voting for Hillary Clinton",Well I was already voting for Hillary but now that I know W is on board I'm really sold.
Dusty Baker is a bigger demon to the Cubs than Murphy. These new fans need to learn why.,So Scherzer's going to be left out despite falling apart on the mound?
MSM is freaking out. Theyve realized Clinton lost and are in full damage control mode,Hillary did say she wants him to release his taxes so she can prove he's not as rich as he claims ... how presidential of her to go after such an important issue
"Ark:Survival Evolved Price Hi, I was wondering if anyone knew approximately how much the full version of Ark:Survival Evolved will be when it comes out fully on Xbox One?",Most likely $50 - $60
Poll Shows Albertans want Brian Jean Uniting the Right,There isn't a single demographic or region where Kenny wins.
That's what y'all said about the Bears back in 1986,Time to use the Charles Martin technique.
It was so dangerous it had you laughing from ear to ear nearly falling off your seat wasn't it?,Triggered
Idk about that. From your comments it seemed like you are saying we have better role players and they're more suited to Westbrook than Houston around harden. Which is for sure false. But maybe I'm misunderstanding you.,"Yeah, you are."
100% chance I'm not going to the TCU Texas game because I'm not spending $130 for a visitor side ticket. So if you need me I'll be drinking on Rainey,How in the world are they that much
The face of defeat: A weary-looking Hillary Clinton makes her first appearance since her concession,i need a gif of when she collapsed and the secret service threw her limp body into the limo like a fucking meat sack
"What is the European equivalent of If __ gets elected, I'm moving to Canada?","I suppose the closest for the Netherlands would be Geert Wilders, but he probably won't really be able to do that much damage because he'll still have to work with other parties in a coalition."
I know :) So you agree with me? Do you want to make r/agnostic great again?,I'm unsure.
HELP SOMEWHAT NEW,"h&m, asos, topman"
"As an AP owner, I'd sell him for a grilled cheese sandwich",Do you think they serve those in the restaurant outside the team locker room?
My maman is Iris.,"Goddess of light, pretty cool, my old man is Hephaestus, and is that a hint of Cajun I hear in your voice?"
"As Ohio goes, So goes the nation. Ohio is an excellent predictor in presidential elections. In fact, it has voted for the winner every single election since 1960. It has voted for 28 out of the last 30 winners, so in 120 years, it has only failed to vote for the winner two times. As history shows, as Ohio goes, so goes the nation. Hillary just gave up trying to win Ohio.",to be fair she doesn't have the health to campaign any more.
ChromeOS still good,"Yeah, I too enjoy be obliged to do everything by internet."
"Hey yall, I realize this ain't our game but Jacoby is doing fine. Attack other people.",He's gotta make that throw to Dola
"Add more deck slots SC, if you see this, please add more deck slots. I am willing to pay gems just to have more deck slots as it is more convenient.",The technology is simply not there
"Slight fps drop today Usually, when i play Witcher 3, i get a solid 60fps on max settings at 1080p. This has never changed while i've had this card (Almost a year). But earlier today i started playing and it hung between about 52-56fps. It's still more than playable. But should i take this as a bad sign and start saving for a new card? Specs: Gigabyte z170 gaming motherboard Zotac 980ti AMP extreme 8gb RAM 1TB HDD i7 6700k Windows 10 64bit",Check to see if the DVR on the xbox app is on.
"Is there not a middle ground? Only ever smoked socially - never habitually - and got into vaping because I enjoy a nice session of vape n read after a long day at work. Also nice during a drive. I do it because I enjoy it, not because it's 'cool.'",lol sure
And you can't drink it without the iStraw $48.50,The newest version of the straw has no hole.
G2 Esports: Perseverance - Teaser,"Im shocked they made a video during vacations, huge props for them"
"well, wouldn't you actually flash a chain from the real lb? you have to play those games and if it's the real lb you'd die.",I can dodge the chain most of the time so I only flash if it actual hits me.
Is anybody going to rip the webstream videos? I'm going to be away for most of the weekend and really want to experience ACL though. Is there anybody out there who is going to convert the webstream into a torrent file?,"Didn't think about it, but just started with Foals"
IT'S OK WE A BASKETBALL SCHOOL NOW *holds back sobs*,see you in the Big 12 play bby
Thanks!!,I wasn't blown away by the first book but I've enjoyed everything else I've read.
"1,508,658","1,508,659"
Twin Sisters,Still just a bud
"When your cats know how to wipe their ass, but don't know how to tear the toilet paper.",I think it's cute that you guys poop together.
Source: Clippers bringing in Dorell Wright on a training camp deal,Is that Delon's bruh?
"It's not about the pain. Not that pain, at least. Sure, you might just ignore it enough to not realise you regret it, but, despite the focus of this particular post, I'm going to tell you that you're going to regret it. You will have no further kin. Nothing you do can bring that back. You can try to reverse your vasectomy, for a fairly large fee, with varying success rates, and limited fertility, still. But go on with it. It's alright. It's darwinism. If all you weak fools effectively neuter yourselves like this, you won't continue to exist once you die. Good.",Woah there
It is stupid. I basically stopped using btc due to recent steady price increase. What is the point of buying things with btc and make profit by selling it foe cash if all I actually have to do is hold my btc. I got so lazy.,every price is the right price to buy a tresor or something to store your btc
Once trump wins I wish he could pick Trey Gowdy as Attorney General He is going to prosecute all these criminals and clean up Washington.,We are gonna need to clone Mr Gowdy a whole bunch of times when Trump wins.
Hahaha sorry but it ruined the movie for me. I just sat there with a blank face saying I thought you were better than this. Love the actors tho.,"Personally, the way the movie was going it seemed that they were portraying the guy as crazy, but it was nice to see that he was right all along."
"There are too many now, it is out of hand. I get feeling guilty about pretending they don't exist for decades, but this current drive to have a couple of them in every show is nauseating. It is so tiring.","I know I feel the same way about black people, why does every show have a black main character now it's so insulting!"
"My guess on why age is a bigger issue for Clinton over Trump is because she appears to be in very bad health and shape for her age. She can't even climb stairs without assistance or stand without fainting in 70 degree weather for an hour. She also seems to have some sort of mental health issue. Trump on the other hand is 70 years old, but yet could pass for man in his late 50s, both in his amazing stamina (he's been consistently holding multiple rallies per day this election cycle), and his physical ability.",*glances at comment history...r/The_Donald* Surprise...
but is the power from the windmills being produced when it is also needed?? who cares if they produce enough power for 29 million homes if it's being produced when only 10 million homes have a need for power at the time.,"A large enough installation - like a nation, say - generates all the time."
"If they kill the EPA like they want to, you might see that occur, actually.",Well auto makers wouldn't have any desire to bring back leaded gas since it would require them to change engine designs and force everyone to buy new cars which no one is going to want to do.
Absolutely enormous for Antonio Brown: Ravens stud cornerback Jimmy Smith likely to miss Christmas game.,Please no
"What is the solution for those people who take up more space than their seat allows? Is it fair to other flyers if they have someone spreading over the armrest into a seat they paid for? Cost of the seat aside, not being able to properly sit in an airline seat is a safety hazard.",It's not fair to tubby's feels and that's more important than anything.
"Holy shit don't blow the fucking whistle or anything, let them have more time to strip",we rugby now boys
If you shoot NPC miner in highsec will you be concorded?,if you shoot npc miners you get assraped without lube no mater where you are by the suport fleet
Trump VP Pence says he views Cheney as a role model,"Who knew Pence, who hates gays, actually loves Dick?"
This kitchen is matte black.,Only 200 series Gaggenau's...peasants.
Every pro-gov journalist in Turkey is a troll.,every journalist not locked up or dead yet in turkey is a troll
"U.S. Punishes Russia for Election Hacking, Ejecting Operatives",How did the hacks change the election exactly?
The C.A.K.E is a lie anyway,Hope it doesn't have lemons in it (think portal 2)
"Agreed. Short but sweet, I need that music for my ringtone now. I hope it becomes available somehow.","My best bet is next summer, when the official soundtrack comes out."
So Return of Kings Has Gone Full Blue Pill...,"MGTOW cancelled everyone - a few girls online disapprove of feminism, back to the plantation boys"
GOP official holds up handcuffs for Clinton during MSNBC interview,What a classy bunch
"Yes, because FBI and the 35,000 people it employs can only do one thing at a time.",With such meaty material they may need all 35k working on it!
Did you really expect the contributors of the Indy to step outside their bubble?,I do wish they had gone to Hillsborough and spoke to someone there
"My Yankees, White Sox trade proposal: Jose Quintana for OF Clint Frazier (No. 1 prospect), RHP Dillon Tate (No. 11), OF Mason Williams (No. 22), 2B Nick Solak",I thought Torres was our #1?
Amen.,Your religious beliefs are triggering me.
"I guess kahr is different, they suggest 200 rounds.",My new RIA says 500.
Corsair Vengeance LED 16GB (2x8GB) DDR4 3000 - $90 (103-$13 w/ code EMCFFEH69),"I bought this for $82 on Jet with all discounts before the tax thing, that was like 3 weeks ago."
"And the entire national news folks are calling it, African American voters aren't turning out. It is really convenient when the news folks provide the cover story for voter disenfranchisement.",The liberal media hard at work spewing their leftist propaganda.
"Honestly Raijin is feeling pretty weak at the moment. I can't 120-0 them anymore, I can only 100-0 them.",He feels like an utility mage now
It's willful ignorance. It's pretending that the message is *Only* Black Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter *Too*,Because in practice that's exactly what it means.
Lets spend our FA money on a catcher and BP pieces.,"I'm fine with Hank Conger coming back, honestly."
Ex-Eagle Freddie Mitchell Says Relationship With Donovan McNabb Was So Bad Even Strippers Asked About It,FredEx has just been trolling the entire time
All are additive now. They sadly removed multiplicative,"nope, u/deniros has it correct to my understanding."
"That's the biggest problem with these devices in general, 90% of how people use them is as a media consumption device. Productivity has always been difficult to achieve on these platforms as either hardware, functionality, or user interface is lacking in some significant way as to make most people still rely on PC's or laptops still. I can see a day when our phones will be our PC's, maybe, but it's still not here yet. I think a lot has to do with the high level API languages Android and iPhones are forced to use. It's hard to run Python on a smartphone, or build a website on a tablet.",I see you've not used an iPad PRO.
"Reeling Canucks looking for more help on offense - Tanev, Spooner are names speculated about",Please no
What's the channel for people in Ontario? I think it's non-existent.,"I need to know the channel in Ontario as well if not, have to pray for a good stream on r/nhlstreams"
That dude who jumped off the roof of a tall apartment building but was accidentally shot by his father as he fell past his window as he was trying to kill his mom then landed dead in a safety net just below his parents' window,Gonna need the sauce on that
But wait for South Park to make an episode where they make fun of whoever's fault it is,Weiners out
"The fact that he was accused before has no bearing on his innocence or guilt Turn it around. If a woman previously made a false claim of rape years ago would that mean that any future claims of rape should be disregarded? Obviously, the answer is no. The fact that he's a celebrity means there is a greater chance of rape claims. However that is immaterial as well. Perhaps if there were a number of accusations. A single accusation 6 years ago just doesn't have any bearing on the veracity of this particular claim",That's because no claim of rape is ever false.
Is there a free version? It looks like it's $35 for the one-PC personal license.,"The ssd I bought came with a key for the basic version, check to see if yours does as well."
I never realized how much I wanted H Jon Benjamin to voice Batman in an animated movie or show. You've given me a new dream.,*danga zone*
The Scarce Starter Pack,never heard of it
Why he never admit that he wouldn't take him down ?,"If I'm understanding your question correctly, he said that was the plan but after getting knocked down right off the bat his game plan went out of the window."
"**F**ace drooping **A**rm weak **S**peech slurred **T**ime to get to the hospital. Did you know that when the doctors who first developed an effective early intervention for stroke started teaching their colleagues about it, and about the urgency for quick treatment, many older doctors resisted, saying: I became a neurologist so I wouldn't have to go to work in the middle of the night.",**H**is palms are sweaty **K**nees weak **A**rms are heavy **T**here's vomit on his sweater already **M**om's spaghetti
How do you nerf it exactly? It's already 10 mana and the stats don't matter. Changing the effect to something like cast a random spell for every three spells you've cast would be too complicated. Battlecry: cast five random spells? Nah I can't see that happening either.,"A suggestion i have seen floating around is that Yogg stops casting spells when he dies, similar to how the spells switch sides when he gets stolen from an enemy slyvanas."
This spider has fortified her home using wood as a construction material. All her babies should be safe until they hatch.,"Thats more interesting than creepy, it emplys it knows how to nest build like a bird, and can use it to protect its young"
So I guess Derek is clickbait now.,He's always been clickbait.
"Husband calls kids losers. 90% of the time he's awesome. Those 10% he's a dick. Our kids just started sports, today we had our third game of the season. The eldest was not a good player, scored no goals, wasn't paying attention as well as he could but he was trying a little. He just seemed like it wasn't his thing, he wasn't comfortable. I was cheering him and his team on, always staying positive , you know nice try! Great kick! That kind of stuff. On the ride home my Husband tells me, from now on you go to these things by yourself, I'd rather not see my kids play like losers. I replied with they just started, maybe if you can take them to the park and practice with them a bit we can work on getting better, he says we pay for his soccer team, his coach should teach them. Then my kid asked to go to chuck e cheese and husband replies with Chuck e cheese is for winners not losers. Then we get home and he goes to open the side door on the house only to find it's unlocked and he explodes on me, says how I have chicken shit for brains because I didn't lock the door and all this other bullshit. I tell him we're leaving ,he needs some time to relax and cool down, he replies with  good, I don't want to be around you guys anyway. And that was that. The kids and I left and we're at a theme park now. He's a pretty discouraging person, negative and not supportive. I've tried talking to him about putting the kids down and how harmful it is, he says that's how he was raised and it pushed him to be a better person and try harder. I tell him he's killing their confidence, he says it makes them stronger. Why am I with a person who is an occasional douche? Him and I get along great most of the time. The kids love him for the most part as well. But once in a while when he's in a bad mood, we have to walk on eggshells around him. I'm really frustrated and angry.",He is a poison and if you don't cut him the fuck out you'll be seeing your son or daughter calling your grandchildren losers.
"This card isn't even that bad unbuffed, compare to ironforge portal",with just one buff it's -1 mana to Shieldmaiden
3573,3574
Really goes well with his last name too...,Dinklage?
Ga. Trump Campaign Director Resigns After Violent Criminal Past Surfaces.,"Trump wants to vet refugees, but doesn't even vet his own campaign staff!"
"if we're keeping this as practically viable as possible than **Heracross** is the best choice. it's small and light enough to have as a buddy or a pet while still being incredibly strong. Heracross just **eats fruit and sugary sap** so it's incredibly easy to afford food for it. it flies so it's easy to travel with too. other pokemon would need constant upkeep in real life I.E. a water pokemon in real life would need to be constantly close to a fresh clean water source at all times or even worse it might need salt water which is even harder to maintain. almost all fire pokemon are completely impractical because they have an open fire source on their body so you would never be allowed in a business or store of any kind. the thing is most pokemon are just too big, too explosive, and way too expensive to keep as a buddy or a pet in real life. this question comes up a lot on this subreddit and it's always interesting to see how many impossible pokemon are picked as a real life companion or pet.","I was honestly thinking about having an Electrode, so whenever I say hello it'll startle and explode"
"Agree. But why for this logo and not others? Was it the width of font elements vs width of nib? And if so, why not scale down letter size?",It was for showing off.
"Latex yes. But not menopause, hysterectomy, any form of natural infertility, or birth control so long as the woman has bad mestrual cramps. God is super mysterious like that.","No wonder some Christians are afraid of science: God's already been neutered by latex and synthetic hormones, what other horrors with science create!"
I cut the shape of the two steel beams the rig is standing on out of the 4 stands. So the whole thing is basically on tracks. i also put in extra screws on both sides to make sure it doesn't slide off when I'm fiddling on the cables behind. No need to get nervous ;),Trains are on tracks and derail often...
Where in Montana? I'm in Missoula!,"Montana is a myth, just like South Dakota"
But why drink it all? I've had this discussion before. I drink it to get drunk! Was the response. My retort was Tequila?,"I mean, I like the taste of Tequila, just not when it lingers in my mouth for too long..."
$15 off $60 coupon code on eBay,"Goddamn it, the thing I want is 59.99 and its a huge company so they probably can't send me an offer back of 60"
What is a centre-forward,Imagine what Klopp would have done with Suarez.
Vans x Cav Empt,already sold out on their site last week
Jon Snow,Why does he have a white streak in his hair?
My oldest Linux machine,That's newer than mine.
"Not much of a conspiracy here, other then the lack of media coverage.","And the massive organization of military/police resources to defend _oil_ interests, there's obvious collusion there"
What's a song so depressingly beautiful it makes you feel happy even though it's sad?,"I know I'm late to my own party, but here's one: 9 Crimes - Damien Rice"
All men have to do is buy one suit. Whereas it's not socially acceptable for women to rewear outfits. And women don't get as much visual pleasure from seeing attractive people as men do. And men don't spend any money on penis doctors.,I think you are underestimating the amount of manscaping the average sweaty hairy guy requires.
"If you ever visit Cincinnati, malaise goes on your chili.",It is a crucial ingredient to make up their Skyline Chili.
Toki has Dual Attack on SBB??? Thought it is only one?,"They're both ST as well, which begs the question if it's self sparking"
"Yea, charging back an online company is a bad idea if you want to remain a customer of said company. This is pretty much the case anywhere. Hell, I worked for a porn company years ago and we had the same ban policy for chargebacks. You HAVE to work within the refund policies of the company.",That's very stressful when somebody wants to get their rocks off.
"I refer to this as fore-stalking. My younger sister attracts all the strays and there was an older mentally ill gentleman in the town where my parents lived who really liked her. When he had his license to drive taken away (a common occurrence) he would drive around on a large farm tractor. It was pretty common for her to have the large farm tractor blocking her route and suspiciously making every turn toward my parent's house. We decided he was stalking her, but from ahead, hence fore-stalking.",Foreshadowing maybe?
"It was probably meant to be; (On the pregnancy, not getting blamed)",Don't you speak for me Lol jk that is what I meant
Glocks out,Hey hey hey We said handguns not grenades
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas! I celebrated the season today by dressing up in my first Christmas dress and going to the ballet :),"well Nervoustopost512, you look absolutely cheerful!"
"got my first 5-man kill with Dva, and finally decided to share",hut hut hut hut hut hut
one of the weirder conversations i've had in this game.,I...what?
They're desecrating something sacred to me,Humor?
Imgurians are pathetic.,Imgur is pathetic
"I am going to copy and paste a previous comment because i can't deal with you. You are fucking retarded if at this point you don't understand how the Electoral College works. Even if i voted Clinton it makes NO DIFFERENCE IN TEXAS. But tell yourself what makes you feel better than admitting how much the DNC HRC media and feminists who blindly voted for Hillary because she was a woman fucked this country over. I hope for gods sake you are proud of yourself if you fall in that camp. OH and BTW 3rd parties actually helped Clinton in this election. Garry Johnson got way more votes than Jill Stien. and the vast majority of Johnson supporters would have either voted trump or stayed home. AND THATS NOT EVEN INCLUDING EVEN EVAN MCMULLIN! How about you learn something about politics, and elected a actual progressive that is not hated by the country. Instead of blaming me for not being able to vote for a shit bag IN A NON SWING WINNER TAKE ALL STATE!!","Well, sounds like clownfest elections suit you."
"Ha, I just started this game for the first time on mobile and am on Manaan. Is the Selkath on the cover really just a random NPC? I figured it was someone your party picks up along the way.","Nope, and the funny thing is that Selkath are chaotic pacifists, it's weird to see one all ready to kick ass with a blaster."
What will happen after life?,"The world will go one, until it doesn't."
I'm not sure he has the best step back in the NBA. Best euro for sure.,Who has a better stepback than Harden?
"Your favorite survival, horror, etc This giveaway is for the Steam game Nether: Resurrected. I've only played it a little, which I did enjoy, and when I saw the Resurrected version I bought it not realizing since I bought the original I already had the new release. So...I have one to give away! Winner will be chosen late night EST time on Friday 09/24. Pick a number from 1-10000. To make this giveaway fun, tell the community something you love about survival, horror, etc genre of games, movies or books. For my own, while it's not for PC, one of my favorite games ever is The Last of Us. Even after four runs, that opening scene is heart wrenching. It's one of the only games my wife watched from start to finish and got teary eyed more than once.",666
Were you meleeing? Ranging?,Maging
How about inquisitor vs Saint? Would the saint be easier will all the relics that he would just be dropping?,"relics really don't do a lot of damage even with relic reaction saint is arguably harder in nest because you have to pay attention to the boss mechanics a little more to time buffs and your party's HP + status effects as well as your own, though most of it is just running around dropping relics however, keep in mind that saint is a healer and that may not be in your liking"
"Or it'd be some other quality. No look, mine is wider.",Mine has more RPMs.
Its hard to retain anything when you are really high.,Or clinically retarded
Hey... don't do that.,is this 1p resolution
There is a co-op version of Don't Starve called Don't Starve Together. Not sure if it's on Xbone though.,It's not coop on Xbox :(
Congrats! I was too lazy to grind ST points so I just let others grind me :/,~~lewd~~
Turns out triggered gamer girl went to my university,"I wrote a blog post about that, about why I fucking hate videogames, because this is what it does, it appeals to, like, the male fantasy."
"Seriously, the color brown is super spooky",Scares the shit outta me
"Such a blatant con. Everyone on reddit can donate to my obviously superior game. It'll be the first game released on PDF. It's gonna be revolutionary, and I'm only asking for a dollar. Just send me your credit card number and a photo of your ID and social security card so I can digitally replicate you and you can be an actual character in my game which is way better than the persons game above I assure you.","If you release a pdf game is buy it, like those excell games, I can use it at work."
Found This By The Woods...,He's always watching...and he looks like he's tired of your bullshit
"An erect cock that sticks out but droops such as in the physics picture above, indicates it has weight and possibly girth, both of which can help pleasure-wise. So just carry the 5 and multiply the denominator. I'm just gonna let you use your imagination as to why this is",Pics or it doesn't exist
I was once the youngest person alive.,Sidebar says original thoughts only
"you're the half-empty glass kind of person, aren't you?",Well it is more accurate to say half empty if you've been drinking from it (emptying it) already
Is Mulch a good flex card?,"Yeah, mulch is great for breaking through taunts and removing key threats"
This,That
"I want to buy that, it's a good longterm investment, how much?",BUY PEPE
Blah blah blah calling out blatant racism is playing the race card,Black isn't even a race!
It supports pcie x16 but only up to revision 2.0,So yea it will slightly bottleneck
Dead people voting in Colorado,"It's not a concern for the DNC, because I bet 90% of the fraudulent votes were cast for Democrats."
"Yeah, bitch? I am an evil patriarchal capitalist (gasp!) women in heels, skinny jeans, and a pretty black top, and *I fucking hate you.* I am the kind of person who would bother you on purpose. I would totally make a nasty comment about SJW landwhales in your presence, because I'm mean. I probably wouldn't, though, because you don't matter. Thing is, you would never know that I'm so massively evil. Unlike you, I'm not a try-hard SJW cunt who thinks that wearing all-black and chunky, high-heeled boots makes me badass. Real evil is cute. Real evil is charming. Real evil wears lip gloss and fantasizes about your doom while you squeal about microaggressions.",Will you marry me?
Natural bodybuilding lifestyle. Really?,Looks natty to me
Brock Holt caught stealing home in Toronto,"He got one hell of a jump, but I wouldn't ever want someone with Holt's speed to try to steal home"
David Blaine messes up a magic trick on live Facebook streaming,I think Chris Pratt does better card tricks
"The catch is their definition of 'conversation,' where they lecture and we accept as Truth. That whole 'talk back and forth *to* each other making valid points' is some other thing.",It is xist.
Destro is dumbro,Now this is a fresh meme I can get behind.
I threw up in my mouth and have literally been sick for two days. I never thought the outcome of an election could affect me like this. I'm sick for the country. I can't even bring myself to watch the news. Is anyone else experiencing this? We need a sub.,You are a person of weak constitution if this is your reaction to an election that will likely have zero impact on you.
"Maura Healey rips pot industry, wants question defeated","Well if she doesn't like the voter's will, she can just unilaterally ban weed."
"I found an Easter egg guys, Micheal Phelps is in the game!",This guy is a cousin of Roy And Troy Tulo.
Fun with Plushtrap,The best.
"Financially? Not the private pris on industry. Sure, they have cash and lobbyists but they are lightweights compared to big pharma.",that's naive to not think there is a correlation
I have been playing a abnormal number of KOTH games this past days!,I've also noticed this I wonder why.
So Nisha's police interview is not about the 1/13 call? Why did the detectives think it was? Why did the prosecution think it was? Why was the defense team convinced after talking to her?,Please stop stating false things as if they are true Also my comment had to do with the assertion that jay wouldn't just make things up when in actuality he makes things up constantly
Rep. Justin Amash has hit the front page and top of r/politics,"Whenever its to push their circle jerk and agenda they will upvote it but they will also have some dumb ass post some stupid comment like Justin Amash is crazy 99% of the time but hey I agree with him on this 1%, also it sucks glorious leader Fidel Castro died he was really the epitome of my beliefs"
A fake news site seized upon news of an FBI investigation to falsely claim Bill Clinton was implicated in an underage sex ring.,Usually those guys are so good at spotting a fake.
Grappling hook <3,Looks like that exo suit is now stuck to the series... Rip
"Mets Starter Sean Gilmartin taken out after 2/3 IP. Stat Line: 0.2 IP, 4H, 5ER, 3BB Phillies SP Alec Asher contributed 1H and 2RBI before even taking the mound. ^^Kill ^^me...","Well we got two options, just chalk it up as an L and get ready for tomorrow, or crazy ass win part 3"
tell your story to the guys with the PROWLER OP AGAINST CONS threads,So much this.
"What are your favorite out of the box features support on linux desktop? - Wacom tablet on gnome - USB internet tethering from mobile phone, also on gnome",Alt-Space to launch/open literally anything from anywhere in kde.
"Obama's teleprompter freezes again, turns into another stuttering mess!",Obama.exe has crashed.
"Dude, how did you not add any periods to this.",hes going full ee cummings.
The one in the middle at the end the dude gave up on the doggo and the doggo almost died but somehow escaped,"Saw that too, I'm guessing the collar or the buckle broke."
Tethered Snag,I wonder how well this will work on a truck with an automatic locker?
"The chupacabras, which is spanish for goat sucker. Weirdly enough, most chupacabra legends involve farmers finding their chickens dead and drained of blood, without any visible wound. Why it is not called chupagallina is beyond me... But anyway, growing up Catholic, my parents used to tell me that the chupacabra isn't real. It was just a satanic cult using chickens for their rituals. Yeah... thanks mom, that's way less terrifying.",I used to be terrified of chupacabras as a kid.
"It's probably overall his best skill. Curtain call competes, but it's a high cooldown.",Also his grenade is oppressive in lane.
"When's the last time Shelia has had this much screen time throughout a season? I actually love her and Geralds weird relationship so I'm glad they made that a big part of Geralds storyline this year. Also, PC Pretzel made me laugh way harder than it should have.",'Member when Chef cucked Gerald
"Thanks I'll watch it when home. I generally try not to get my info from YouTube though. I studied economics at the graduate level. There are a lot of factors that go into property values including the broader economic status and activity of the city. The issue is keeping wages up to compensate. Vancouver is a clear anomaly, Toronto is much less so. Banning foreign ownership isn't a silver bullet for these cost of living concerns.","We keep talking about raising interest rates OR instituting some kind of nation wide foreign buyer tax and my question is, shit, why can't we do both?"
Game Thread: Bruins vs Islanders **GO BRUINS**,"Even when the Bruins dominate, Jay Pandolfo looks like he never wants to be interviewed"
Sarcasm lmaooo,Lolololololololololol #R3kt
This ^ DO NOT tamper with a PSU un less you 100% know what your doing,"Is that the same as replacing a PSU, I plan on removing the entire PSU and putting in a new one myself is that ok to do by myself?"
Looks like Pence is taking Farage's advice and not to focus on those attacks and just talk strictly policy. Kaine is regurgitating nonsensical talking points that have been beaten to death by the media.,Hope Trump is taking notes
Socialism doesn't cause atrocities.,You dear poor ignorant of history little cupcake...
Is that the new handheld?,It's only new for people born in the past year.
"Huh...interesting. Not a good sign that he's gone that far downhill since October. I may not agree with him, but I don't think anyone should have to go through what he is. I genuinely feel bad for him.","Do you think 2016 will claim him too, or will he be able to hold on until at least January?"
Meg's butt is A+,We're gonna need a point of reference
"And don't forget, Lena was able to completely diffuse the virus by herself in like a half a day. TV science.",Also the virus could be engineered into an anti white martian blood drug.
Checking in from behind enemy lines. LETS FUCKING GO,No way me too!
Sounds uncomfortable. Just lean to the left while sitting and you can wipe without having to stand at all.,Or to the right if you're a lefty
check to see how many votes were in each poll and think about your comment again,Ok bby.
I started my new job today,Gotta love original content
Undertale,You go on and get outta here with that!
Then the IQ dropped even lower then initially thought. Oh oh...,"Yea its getting bad, too many people bashing their heads into the wall waiting for 2.6 I guess."
Why would you ever bring in Wanyama?,Because he scored a goal against palace and is amazing midfield 'coverage' for a top 4 team?
"Glad we won Halak was most impressive. Just a wall in net. You got a great goalie there Once again, first rate announcers you folks have calling your games. First fucking rate",I wouldn't call Butch first rate
"May you be blessed lord EPi, and may you're LMG always be mounted and ready.",{-}7
Do shootout goals extend point streaks?,"Sadly, no."
John Wick 2 Official Trailer,Does it give too much away or should I watch it?
The truth hurts sometimes.,Not this time since it's just some ignorant shit from a bigot rambler.
I'm actually kinda happy mutants aren't a part of MCU cos it's always puzzled me why mutants are so hated but any other superpowered people are so loved. Leaving the Xmen in their own world limits this problem.,"I used to have this issue, but one day it hit me.... Why would I expect rationality out of people who practice prejudice?"
Do you know what level the traps can get up to? And does it only on read the capacity by 1 each time?,"Get to lvl 5, max cap at 19."
"Game Day Thread | Avs @ Hawks | 6:30pm Mountain | Altitude | BATTLE AGAINST THE MLB CHAMPIONS Chicago just won a pretty major game last night, albeit in a different sport. It's time to bring that city back down to reality, right? Semyon Professional Blackhawk Hunter Varlamov in net again tonight. IT'S GAME DAY! GO ASS!",This is not the team I predicted when Rantanen got healthy
Do they make a lot of these things or just the one?,"They built 64, counting the test models."
did you say soldier? cause i will buy that from you on the spot.,I'll take 76 of those
"I (the hubby) wear the black ring on the right hand. Getting outed is no big deal to us. Most of our friends would say, Yeah, I prolly should have guessed. And those that are offended by such a thing we don't really need as friends anyway.","New to swinging, what about a black ring?"
Trump is the only one that would try and protect you from radical Islamic terrorsts. Hillary is fine with them entering the country. These are people that are happy with you being murdered for being gay.,Holy shit please tell me you're missing an
This is awesome! Thanks!,:)
Two minutes of painfully bad jokes feels like two hours.,Feel free to skip over it then.
"Well, for one, he said we should go after their families.",That certainly won't radicalize people
"But guys, when Hillary said Trump supporters were a basket of deplorables she was totally making that up, right? Right?",Won't someone please think of the racists?
Realistic Gore? Anime gore? Kill Bill gore? or Al Gore?,"Al Gore, of course."
"NA still is a shit can, lol.","So is every region outside of Korea, lol."
"I have this waiting on my shelf while I'm finishing The Way of Kings. Can't wait, The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny are one of my all time favorite books.","Witcher Saga is my favorite, but boy, you're in for a treat in Words of Radiance too!"
How come my water cooling system doesn't work?,Are you using hot water?
"That's what I'm trying to tell the lemmings on twitter. So what if she's winning EV in NC etc. IT'S WORSE THAN 2012 WHICH HE LOST! The Dems are worried, Obama flying everywhere playing the race card. Desperation. I can't see PA, but Michigan is the wild card which will put him over. NH is red along with ME2.",It's not worse than 2012....
You read this the same as me... one foot taller. It's actually one foot tall.,I don't see how this changes that answer.
I will never think of chesse pizza or walnut sauce the same ever again,CP Crooked Politicians
"You're saying there are people out there who prefer frozen hot pockets to wood oven pizza? Madness, I say!",WAKE IT UP WAKE IT UP INSIDE rip siiva
He needs to do less drinking and focus more on his game. His defense has been shit and his shots have not been falling. Pick it up Klay!,You tell em coach.
RANGERS VS SENATORS - 7PM ET SORRY FOR MY PROLONGED ABSENCE FELLAS CAPS ON GLOVES OFF BACK TO THE TRASH,Keep your head up Puempel.
SAY WHAAAAAAAAT?,say wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
Breaking News: Clinton campaign engages in PR strategies.,So don't complain about the candidate she helped to prop up
"The thing is there are more Democrats than Republicans, but they're less reliable voters so the game for Republicans is to suppress turnout by whatever means they can and for Democrats to make it as easy to vote as possible.",(Except in the primaries)
GAMETHREAD WEEK 4: VIKINGS VS GIANTS I'm at the game. Windows open. **LET'S GO!!**,That would be bad
Absolutely not the electoral college protects rural states and keeps a candidate from campaigning in five cities,"Actually it just gives rural voters an amplified voice that they don't deserve, while silencing voters in metropolitan areas."
Ftfy: illegals,how?
only 3 ):,no 27 legends LUL
Best Of The Young Turks Election Day Meltdown 2016: From smug to utterly devastated.,This is like schadenfreude pornography
"It isn't slander if its true, no arguments here.","ur filtyz skum bee taken mah jerbs, u godarned wopperdoodle"
Waiters and hot hand should never be in the same sentence,Unless he's playing the Spurs
What is inside a weekly assignment cache?,"Probably more level 229 random items exactly the same as is constantly dropping everywhere else in the game, nothing less, nothing more :/"
"Hillary and Huma are both married to rapists and child predators, but Trump can't touch women who let him do it. #LiberalPrivilege",God forbid he makes a Bush laugh
I think the biggest thing is all 3 locations in the pictures have the exact same architecture. They need to diversify it a bit (IMO) Its all very blocky we slapped it all together in 15 minutes sorta blocky.,Except them having the same architecture was always planned.
"1,558,232","1,558,233"
Redditors celebrate death of hundreds of refugees in a shipwreck,"Ugh, that thread made me vomit"
Westbrook looks like he's gonna cry,I want to cry and I don't even like Russ
So... you're allowed to bear hug the guy with the puck and body slam him onto the ice with no call?,Also 2 mins ago someone took a clear high stick but no call.
H2P,Pitt is it baby
all we have to do is not put our dicks in them guys. just dont do it for like 40 years and we have all the bargaining power back.,Just 40 more years to achieve basic reproductive rights... Ah the beauty of male privilege
The CIA should just hire a personified Year 2016; that motherfucker could kill *anyone*.,2016 did kill Castro
"Thank Internet stranger. Seriously, thank you. 1) you read that novel 2) it's kindness like yours that helps me remember I am validated (counseling helps too but I appreciate the variety of people on Reddit) and by doing everything to be a healthy mom with my kids (respecting them as their own beings, being a safe harbor for them) maybe, they won't have to heal from childhood like I did.",You're doing a great job.
Zooming out from men on a roof in a massive 1876 panorama shot atop the Brooklyn Bridge 140 years ago,Have you heard of Gigapixel?
Good old KOT thread :),"I lurk here a bit, but I'm not as computer savvy as I used to be."
"I mean he's kinda right, it's only liquefied because it's under pressure (at atmospheric pressure LNG (basically methane) boils at -162C) If there's a leak, it dissipates into the atmosphere as gaseous methane. There wont really be any local contamination (but methane is an incredibly potent GHG, so in terms of climate change a leak is 86-34 times worse than burning the gas, depending on your timescale (that's 20 and 100 years respectively))",What about an explosion over a leak?
They aren't parasites as they provide a benefit to us.,They are you.
"What we really need is something that stores this list offline, because I'll forget to write them all down, then I'm stuck in at sunavabitch in Bangkok for 6 hours without any Internet.","Dude, even buying your tickets, write the ssid and pass on the back for each airport."
there's going to be a short film about Jewish pirates!,Nice
"MY BROTHER GUARDIANS Frank what're you doing JOIN ME IN PRAISING THE SUN Frank stop-- TO THE BURNING FIRES OF GLORYYYYYYY What oh my god he's for real, PRAISE THE SUN",How did he become so grossly incandescent?
Also Karthus ult is affected by MR and Soraka ult is boosted by Windspeaker + gives you bonus MR.,And its boosted by forbidden idol items as well so she doesn't need the apkscaling to match karthus DMG.
Why are you plugging your phone into your laptop?,What if I told you a laptop can charge an iPhone
That seems like harmless information that would be useful to them if you ask me,Agreed
"His name is Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.",I wonder where his beautiful wife Princess Banana Hammock is?
1... those hips...,"In ancient greece, wars were fought over hips like those."
"Well yeah, cause you'd be a white dude with dreads",Who's the racist now?
"NO, this is PATRICK! *slams phone*",*Ring Ring*
its funny you dont even understand what is being discussed xD,It's funny how you don't understand what im trying to convey XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"With the holidays coming up, what gifts are you planning to make for the people in your life? Always looking for new creative outlets and inspiration :)",I'm gonna try and make my grandma a scarf and maybe gloves?
"Oh shit, didn't think about that. Man, they're really light years ahead",They are playing chess while we sit here playing checkers.
ehh...idk honestly.,It's not *bad* but you can't help but feel they could have been so much better.
"It's indestructible, not hard to protect","Man, if only there would be a way to deal with indestructible things, that would be cool"
"Reminder: The Soros Voting Frauding Machine Petition With Now 129,399 Signatures Is Yet To Be Answered","WH has 30 days to answer, or else nothing."
HRC forgot about an interview with RUSSIAN TELEVISION?,But ITS TRUMP!
"Holy shit that passed??? Family is from PA, every time I visit I'm amazed by how weird the laws are. I was amazed when they started selling 12 packs. The best is explaining them to people back in Florida. I can buy single beers at gas stations here.",It doesn't make much of a difference because most grocery stores still don't have the expensive liquor license.
I'm on mobile really hard to search for it...Could you link where I can find the Not's weakaura?,I'm on mobile as well but if you search YouTube for Not's Demonology WeakAuras Legion the link should be in the video description.
Australias population density is high enough for fibre to be viable in metropolitan areas and many smaller cities.,"I believe it was found to be viable to 93% of premises, up from the 90% initially touted."
"or hills have eyes mutants, those ones are rapey as hell",I didn't go with that because I was afraid to even watch that one...
What does that have to do with her being a complete fucking idiot? She wants to fight online bullying while being married to Adolph Hitler of online bullying.,Godwin's Law strikes again!
#HE IS NOT CONCEDING BUT TO TELL THE CROWD IT'S TOO CLOSE TO CALL WHY WONT SHE ACCEPT THE RESULTS?,#BLAME THE RUSSIANS
Bangalore is truly fucked. Mafia even in garbage collection.,Following in the footsteps of Tony soprano.
Everquest is far better then wow will ever be. It simply lacks players and updated graphics. First they resold eq with an updated ui and dx12 graphics it would be the wow killer,You are delusional lol
Uganda is a top country too?! See how friendly they are when u tell them ur gay. I hope u enjoy it while they nicely throw u in a fire pit.,You can't understand Uganda culture
Can you play the new killer yet on ptb?,No.
Joined the Club Today!,"BRZ master race, join the club"
Please help me remember the name of this magazine,Flux
The only problem I found with this analogy is that Henry Tudors weak claim shouldn't really be a thing in CK2's terms - 4 generations would mean that any claim would be long gone.,Fabricate Claim is a wonderful thing.
Deploy Windows OS over wireless Has anyone deployed Windows over wireless using SCCM? I'm trying to avoid using the USB Ethernet adapter to do the job.,"WinPE does not support wireless adapters, so that won't work"
PSA: Today's game is at 1PM PT The NHL is out to get us with all these early games.,"It's snowing like shit downtown, wonder how many people show up to the game."
This is the guy who went on record saying he wishes he had gone first on a girl who was gang raped. And then later refused to apologize because that's just the way he speaks.,"Well if Trump gets into power, we have his first bombing target"
...How do you have a bad rein? All you have to do is sit there and hold right mouse button. That's like being bad at lucio....,"More often than not, you get someone with no clue on how to play rein on your team, like the guy wastes his shield just standing in the open taking shots, doesn't call when fire striking, etc"
People who lean on the centre column during rush hour are pricks.,force your hand onto to the pole and keep on moving it as in 'I'm uncomfortable'.
I want to be able to equip 5 different sets on my meepo A man can dream,I want the same for my Tempest.
That will also nerf stolen requiem.,Make it only apply to nether swap?
I didn't realize Leon from Curb your Enthusiasm got a job as an MMA reporter.. my god that guy sounded really illiterate but then again it seems like anyone off the street can get an MMA job where they get to show up to these conference calls and press conferences.. having said that Conor seems really sensitive about his ground game.,Get up in his ass Larry!
"No. You realize brothers don't have to share both parents, right?",So.. bro 1 and bro 2 share blood but sis 1 only shares a blood relationship with bro 2... I don't honestly see how this works unless one of them is a virgin birth
Personal record for quickest death - 49 minutes to a manhack,It has been reduced to 17 turns (spawned in shelter with wolf)
DAE like GTA?,Nah now its DAE think GTAV is shit cuz GTA online
Salaries come out of thin air right? o.O,they're not giving the game away for free..
50 shades of space grey?,I love you bro/brodudette lol
"on his right breast, there's small ultron heads which presumably stands for how many Ultron bots he took down in Age of Ultron.","Hah, I thought this was a joke about the 003 on his arm."
Need this Orc hairstyle (vanilla beta),I want a beard on my troll.
Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive: The Kingdom is the only country on the planet that still bans female drivers,Good thing that the Feminists are so determined to tackle this problem.
For anyone missing it: ^^^Removed ^^^the ^^^Jack.,"OMG kill me, no, really, kill me."
"Every version, sorry for the late reply","It's cool, thank you."
"VVrong country, ya daft cunt. In Ireland it's just the classic hold my beer.",I just too sloshed to fight.
How bad do you think Costa's injury is? On one hand I want to wait to see how bad it is before I replace Aguero with him (or choose Kane?) but on the other hand I know everyone's going to get him in today which means price rise. FML,Looked fine post game.
U keep making vague statements. How would you do better?,They should have gone the Flash TV show route and pep talk him to death
"Technically what you see when you take LSD isn't a hallucination, it's a pseudohallucination. The difference is that people on LSD recognize that what they're seeing isn't real, but people with schizophrenia don't. The visual effects of LSD have to do with it interacting with serotonin receptors that control vision. The mechanism isn't well understood.",One of my friends stood in the corner Blair Witch style thinking that aliens had come for us.
Bhai 2 T le aayiyo :),"Hypocrite saale, stop smoking need to cut down the pollution."
still doesn't make sense,serves you right for expecting a meaningful reply on reddit.
"Demon altar, you're drunk. Go home.",Very funny meme and not overused at all.
Off the top of my head John Oliver didn't satirise anything from the remain campaign despite stuff like the 'WW3' comments from Cameron and punishment budget being ripe for ridicule. I tend to avoid watching his show though,Because both of those issues are bullshit?
"Hey man, you should probably fix your first sentence, it's counter to the rest of your statement.",ya.. that's what I was thinking
"How did You initiate the First Physical Move on Your GF? I was curious, as India is a conservative society when it comes to sex, and women esp are taught to be pure till marriage, so how do you do initiate simple things like holding hands or kissing? In the west people hold hands and kiss and even have sex while dating even before being in a bf/gf relationship...",I grabbed her by the pussy
What does this even mean?,Let a man meme where he wants.
not a real embassy account. just a troll-poster.,That would make sense.
"wait, really?","Yeah, go play with any of his card and take a massive power swing and miss."
Possibly overpaid in your case.,Yorkies?
"Reddit, what's the most odd thing you've been heavily downvoted for?","In a thread about which cars we like, I dared to write I like German cars, which got me over 80 downvotes."
Millions of Nigerians are falling for a 27-year old Russian Ponzi scheme,"Get rich quick schemes, what could go wrong?"
"70 pounds down, never felt so good!",This entire thread is hilarious and amazing.
You from a different timeline (which is why you couldn't see you) unlocked it.,Found the Flash fan
"Is there a reason the youtube clip from a reddit post always has a massive amount of dislikes? Like literally every time, no matter what it is?",Probably dislike bots from the illuminati skype group
"Oh god, it's super embarrassing and kinda hard to say but I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig *hhaaa*.",Fuck yeah
where the fuck do you go where $5 is an acceptable tip for dinner? how embarrassing for someone to post this. my god.,"Olive Garden, Buffalo Wild Wings"
Actually it's really about white people vs non-white people.,Citation needed
Yeah but that's like an order of magnitude less important.,Less important than what
"Was looking for this comment so I wouldn't have to make it. What self respecting man would marry someone like this? Unless of course, he doesn't and he's settling because He has a cuckold fetish",If he has a cuckold fetish he still needs a semi attractive woman to find someone willing to fuck her
Hrrrrrrrra,I both hate and love that this is sticking around.
ehh pats are much more crisp,criiisssp
Houston decides on Lane Kiffin as next coach,Oh dear.
Ann Margret her pet turtle 1960s,She looks like Amy Adams
"I feel like so many of the people who can't stand the ending of Lost didn't participate in the online discussions at the time. Although the show was entertaining for the casual watcher, it was so much more for everyone that was active in the online communities.",LOST live was an amazing internet community experience matched till now only by breaking bad and mr robot
Europa Universalis IV,Victoria two for me
"I agree with what you're saying in general. No bonus stars at rank 5+ in same patch as well. I was at rank 6 so 6 more wins needed is 10 more games at 60% winrate. Doesn't seem bad at all but with a <= 50% winrate (i.e., half the player base), the changes are very significant.",It's a bit ridiculous to get legend with less than 50% winrate anyhow.
"I really don't understand why people jump to the conclusion a nerf is incoming. I mean, it's not an accident it's being featured, you know? Bungie aren't actually run by clowns. And it was always going to be featured at *some* point soon. And, like every time an apparently OP weapon becomes widely available, everyone frets about it being nerfed, and every time usage spikes briefly before settling down to basically normal. Just relax. It won't get nerfed",Everyone knows bungie please don't nerf this is the best way to get something _not to be_ nerfed!
Hes rayciss,He he he build wall and he he think muslim bad and he he he is racist
"I don't understand something. The NFL couldn't have started this game at 5 pm London time, so the game is on at 1 pm EST? Especially for a west coast team.",BBC don't want it clashing with sky's coverage of the other NFL games.
"If Watergate happened today, it would be called Watergate-gate",They'd make it worse and called it Watergate 2.0 or some such nonsense.
What do you even mean by that statement?,Nothing.
LOOK AT MY FUCKING HUGE VACUUM CLEANER!!!! IT JUST SUCKED IN THE FUCKING CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,Finally a vacuum cleaner that is strong enough to get rid of all cat hair...
What strain is this?,Jack Frost
Didn't y'all just pass a tax on people who have solar panels on their roofs,"Yeah nevermind, living here is literally the worst"
Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,My daughter is playing with Doc McStuffins' toy hospital - I don't even exist right now :)
Name a team that hasn't played a few bad games that isn't named Alabama.,2013 FSU
Greyhound. Can't believe how inutile their online ticket purchasing system is.,"This is the first time I've see a new English word I didn't know in a long while, thanks."
"Forgive David, bless his little heart. He is still in denial.","BUT VOLJIN STILL IS ALIVE DAD U SWEAR HE CANT DIE D,X"
Because it assumes they are migrants without any reason to believe they were.,How would it be wrong to assume that native Germans would be white?
It's called info boy.,"Its called making a joke, boy."
CRIMSON HEADS!,That turn in to lickers if not disposed of properly.
Would you want flowers or chocolate for a homecoming proposal?,***FOOD***
GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT!,A gun**
Adult Frisk is looking good.,Looking....*Frisky*
Me too,thanks
"This attack is a z-move. Its caused by a pokemon holding a z-crystal. Its not an attack that a pokemon learns. You can only use 1 z-move once per battle. Most z-moves are type specific, while some like this are Pokemon specific. This snorlax one is only usable by a Snorlax with the z-crystal Snorlium, which is only obtainable through an event if you buy the game before january 11.",Dang combine this super move with a pokemon that's mega evolved...
"Many rights won't be a problem with sexbots, because they'll never factor into the equation. How can a woman abuse the courts against a man when the woman and man never, ever interacted in the first place? Surely there will be some methods of doing so, but there will be far fewer with sexbot availability.","lol, fair enough in that regard."
anime_irl,Don't tell me what to do
"Lightly clasp the indent with teeth, to no hand it.",I used a brass bat for many years and there maybe some wear but nothing to noticeable that I can tell.
"yeah, did you read the edit?",I just did.
Is eggboi done with Hitman? I couldn't catch the last stream but from what I heard he stopped playing Hitman early and spend the last bit of the stream opening Hearthstone packs. Is NL's Judo Chopping career over already or will there be a couple more streams?,I hope he plays season 2 missions.
Stupid question incoming - why does Earth look so close? It doesn't look like it's almost 250k miles away.,The earth is still massive compared to the moon?
Hang on a second?!!! at 1:45 chris said that the action in a full chapter of SQ42 was over an hour. Aren't they releasing SQ42 in chapters? If the first installment of SQ42 when it releases is only an hour or 2 long worth of gameplay people are going to be pissed. Please someone tell me i'm missunderstanding this somehow!,"They're releasing it in Episodes, SQ42 episode 1 is supposed to be 28 chapters long."
My bf thinks I'm pretty...,Your boyfriend needs to get his eyes checked because I had a baked potato for dinner last night and it kinda looks like your face.
"He has three nipples, weirdly.",Well I think we've found the 4th
Is it really worth visiting North Europe from North Europe though? Honest question but excluding volcanoes was it really all that different from home?,Yes its not really that similar to anywhere else.
cannot be my chinese medium kaki say it's becos some ghosts still not happy so they linger in Circle Line tunnel,Cos Nicoll Highway arh
"European = english german french, apparently","Honestly, most only bother with Brits, it is exceedingly annoying."
Nation comes first: BJP on NDTV India ban,Sieg Heil!
"Not a security guard, and this wasn't first seen on camera, but was caught on camera and then watched multiple times. When I worked fast food, there was a guy who ordered whatever and as we were handing his food out the window, a shoeless Asian kid ran in between his car and our takeout window and snatched his bag of food. We got the guy some more of what he ordered plus complimentary ice cream and we were all just astounded at what happened. My one manager starts laughing from the office because she happened to see it on camera from in there and she was replaying it. By the next week, every employee had seen it and the district supervisor had even watched it on a surprise visit. Like I said, not really caught on camera but we had the ability to watch it over and over.",yahhh the driver and the asian were probably in on it together as a joke.
Yes but not as bad they can smoke by the dumpster. But my clouds are more noticeable. She said she thought the dumpster was on fire,That is discrimination.
Clinton's campaign isn't the most corrupt and negative in this *election cycle*.,Didn't you see the frontpage Podesta is a satanist
Someone watched too much red dawn,Someone watched too much McCarthyTVTM
RemindMe! 1000 years,Why would you do that?
Ben Affleck Confirms Batman Solo Film is Titled The Batman,"I was pretty sure at first that this said Ben Stiller, and I was way more excited."
damn. I'm sayin the baby looks straight y u gotta do that,Baby may look straight but you don't sound like it.
**Bowles on the last day of the season** Reporter: So why did you carry 4 QBs if you just started Fitz for this entire 1-15 season? What was the secret? Bowles: The secret was that there is no secret! Pranked! Btw Fitz is still our quarterback going forward.,Owned you bro!
"There's three kinds of WoT players, toxic players who are incapable of teamwork because they're so toxic, idiots/children who have no idea what teamwork even is, and then people who can actually play the game and work on a team. Guess which group is the vast minority?","Uh Alex, what is potato?"
It amazes me how much some people care about things which have **nothing** to do with them.,Egotism
France is actually fairly nice. Only been there once. Not a huge fan of driving that long of a distance.,Yeah that's why is rather backpack if I'm going any distance tbh I don't like driving lol.
"This is exactly what I was going to write, he is suicidal probably because he is afraid of jail but that does not make him mentally ill. I could not find any other reason for mental illness label.",Don't forget 72 virgins if you an-hero.
"Put the recipe in a comment. Try it out, it's delicious!","no thanks, this is a completely worthless recipe, but good luck with your monetization, hairy armed gif maker."
If he wanted his due process he shouldn't have put the life of an officer in jeopardy.,Not sure how familiar you are with due process.
Because justice is worth paying for?,Exactly my point
No...Im one of the first ones connected each game. I have a very good computer that is hardlined into my Modem (comcasts fastests internet) has nothing to do with my end. This was an issue Riot was having last season. Many people were getting dcd during pick/ban phase or their screen would freeze during pick/ban phase not allowing people to pick/ban forcing them to dodge. Has nothing to do with my very good computer and my top of the line internet connection.,I got this bug like 1 or 2 times the whole season so dont I think it is riot fault
Ronda has been working on a left jab to compliment that beautiful right cross,Ok lets over analyze some shadow boxing video.
Flyers celebrating shoot out win get trash thrown at them by Islanders fans.,only in new york
"No charges for man who punched woman, 19, near Rutgers, cops say",The dude should have filed charges of assault against her for the attack.
Pizza,is
I remember the one year in school that they tried to switch us over - 1980. I was in maybe second grade. It was a country-wide effort that failed.,Why did it fail?
Diplo most likely. Although it's plural so I don't know who else,"He mentioned Tiesto, classic Donnie wanting to bring eurosnobs to MLS"
"Nope. The 1st map I played against players was in Januray 2015, at the beginning of the closed beta, on Sky Temple. I remember being so surprised to see everyone pinging the watch tower at the start of the match. That was my 1st real teamfight in HotS. And after that, I knew we kind of had to get the watch tower at lvl 1 through a stupid teamfight. At the end of the open beta, I began to see 1 person go solo lane while the other 4 of the team went for the traditional teamfight.","sky temple is a bad example though, bcause its one of the very few maps with a central watchtower"
"Eh, Amazon free shipping tends to be like 3 days most. Prime is a good deal anyways","And then Hermes fail to deliver it repeatedly or throw it in to the bin outside, etc."
You're clearly a WWE only mark and therefore are vastly inferior to me because you don't watch Puroresu.,"Conversely, I'm not interested in any weeb bullshit where they wrestle dolls and 9 year old girls."
That was 2003 I believe.,That one was bullshit.
A feminist's two sons reject her lies about rape culture etc and she's very pissed off about it: My teen boys are blind to rape culture - The Washington Post,"If this continues, this is what CPS is for."
A life sentence is 25 years here(someone pointed out this was changed to 30 years a couple years ago). if you demonstrate that you're rehabilitated you could potentially get an early release. In this case the judgement says early release can't even be looked at for 18 years. Given the nature of this case it's very unlikely she'll get any sort of early release. She hasn't even shown remorse for what's she's done and she's been very manipulative to try and hide her guilt. That's not even factoring in any extra sentencing she is likely to get for violence/disruptive behavior while she's serving the first 18 years. Our system is a little different then the American system(i'm not an expert on either system) and the Canadian system leans more towards rehabilitation over punishment. That being said there's not a lot of likelihood you'll rehabilitate an unrepentant first degree killer. If she doesn't rehabilitate she won't get out. Its possible to extend her sentence if she shows signs of being a danger to society even after the 25 years.,ah ok good
At least Four people killed in Horror Dreamworld Ride tragedy in Queensland Australia,happy tree friends IRL
Any news for the documentary? So I want to see the documentary but when and how can I watch it?,we will never get to see it
"Every youtuber targeting a post teenager audience languishes in the sub 100,000 views hellhole(and their audience is still mostly kids). youtube's algorithm is built around keeping people with tons of disposable time watching youtube videos one after the other. that's mostly kids man...",Everytime I go to my Fiancee's house her little sister is watching a different Minecraft video and is usually watching the same one when I leave like 5 hours later.
Gains from 4 years of runescape Not even once (Ice Poseidon),why are his arms so red?
My family's attempt at a silly face picture. You can see the terror in my sisters eye as she flies into the air.,wtf is happening on the left
double standard,Clearly you have extensive knowledge of pharmaceutical trials.
Him coman pogba varane umtiti lemar fekir and the list goes on.. France could be getting a run at the top for a while.,Bring in.. the EDER
Kim Davis is trying to dodge the legal fees from denying same-sex marriages,"Hoping the judge has his head on straight, because unless the plaintiffs could somehow see into the future and know that the legislature would settle the issue, Davis' request for the denial of legal fees is completely unreasonable."
I hope it's a new GTA. I love there games and would love to play another one. Anyone else got a wish,Red dead 3...
Not even a Katana. He is part of the new age of gentletisers that prefer Medieval swords.,D E U S V U L T E U S V U L T
Is it normal for this erection to last more than 4 hours?,Pls contact a doctor
"Started my career as a firefighter, moved into LE. I'll say the same thing I say every time this question comes up. Unless you are at a busy house, being a firefighter can be crazy boring. Like, why do you think firefighters are so good at cooking and watching Oprah boring. You can only spend so many hours cleaning, training, and working out. Plus, I find the stuff I do in LE (non-LEO) more interesting.","I beg to differ, you can never work out too much \#GetSwole \#DoYouEvenLift"
Is there a fc for trading gorajan trailblazer items? Is there a fc for trading gorajan trailblazer items?,th trade beware of the ~~scammers~~ seller tho
CLG?,"Don't worry buddy, as long as people bet against you, you have nothing to worry about."
those replies are identical to the replies in every other thread on this topic... 0 noticeable difference,"Go read those threads , if you care so much about them then , if you aren't interested in this why'd you bother commenting"
That look on your face when you get assaulted for exercising your constitutional rights.,I think I can speak for all of the Founding Fathers when I say that they all would all unanimously vote for Trump.
"Defending yourself? What from, pray tell?",Foreign elite and openly gay judges
It's not wired correctly though.,"Well, it's not like he is going to use it anyway."
What is the pokemon from the left of alolan grimer?,I think it may be a Pokemon
I wish they'd stop releasing stuff!! I can't help but watch.,"Get rid of your eyes, that might help"
Who is NorthState?,I claim no knowledge of SDC other than that which is posted in the linked thread.
For the glory of Satan of course! Note: for some reason my phone corrected Satan to Sagan. Twice.,Hail Sagan!
"I haven't played the game, but I do find it weird they named it after the concept of Splatoon: Color Splash.",Not so weird considering what you do in the game ;)
"I feel the same way about people who put hamburger on pizza, FWIW","Both of these major options are corrupt and bad for dinner, vote 3rd party: Mac and cheese on pizza."
"Make America great again Watching the presidential debate on Monday with some friends and wanna look like the donald, anywhere in winnipeg selling these hats? Or Republic pins or anything like that?",I'm sure the custom t-shirt places could make you one.
"This was made clear several months ago for San Jose, but Google announced more cities affected. I hope they get their wireless alternative rolled out quickly.","I won't buy it, I'm not using wireless internet for gaming."
Goodbye.,Xander Cage: The things I'm gonna do for my country.
"Fucale, unfortunately, needs to address his lack of consistency. But clearly so does Condon. They will battle for that spot in St. John's because Lindgren should have that locked up, no question.",I think that Fucale have more potential than Condon.
"Didn't play since a month, finally decide to start playing again, and the servers are down the moment I click to search for a game. Maybe it's a sign.",Lol I swear this happens with every online game I wanna get back in to.
What do you hate to see wasted?,Cops in the rear view.
Is debt collection a serious matter? Is debt collection a serious matter? Will it affect my credit? I have a negative PayPal balance.,Why shouldn't it be?
He had one weakness going into the year (drops) and obviously this individual catch doesn't cure it but this season overall he seems to have turned a corner and his hands have looked great. He has been a legit top 5 WR so far and doesn't look like stopping.,He had three dropped passes last night
Honey Nut Peach Pits.... Sounds like cockney rhyming slang for something..,Thrupenny bits?
THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD. The Confident deluxe edition tracks are better than the deluxe tracks from Revival and Bangerz.,Selenas deluxe tracks got both my 0 and my 11
"We've been discussing it on the Falcons sub, not sure why people think it's an illegal hit",Leading with the crown of the helmet is illegal.
Street bull-y,And they say men have nothing to be worried about while alone on the streets.
"You made a choice to not oppose trump. You aren't magically unaffected by him. The French live in another country, so they didn't vote for him. You did by inaction because you live here and did nothing to stop him.",uhhhhh legal weed starts un January bro
You need the extra calories so the tattoo can heal! /fatlogic,Is aquaphor a carb?
This is why I wish there was some method of rerolling your weapon - even if it took weeks to do. I killed Omnigul hundreds of times and never got an even remotely usable Grasp. Back in TTK I must have run 200 strikes trying to get a Hopscotch but at least then I knew that once I got one I could tune it to how I wanted it.,Aren't you glad you can just use keys now?
Anomander Rake from the Malazan book of the fallen series. He's an arch mage Demi god who wields a sword that weighs more than a mountain because it contains the souls of all those he has slain. On and he can turn into a fucking dragon.,"I loved this series, but christ it took like 3-4 books to start getting a handle on what the hell was going on in the world."
"Idk, I'm pretty indifferent. He gets all the superhero plugs so I tune in for that lol",It goes online literally the second it airs.
Let the insecurity flow,You are really proving your points well
ive actually always wondered this lol in this pic it looks like he's got more bandages down below but idk about in official art,Try asking Caren
I picked up this M38 for 100 bucks last night. Kid had no idea what he had. Here's my Mosin family now,"The 91/30 is a 1930 hex, the M38 is a 1945, which strikes me as odd because I had understood that they stopped them in 44 Don't mind my aquarium timer, lol"
"He's going to tell me today. He hates texting and he prefers personal communication. But yes, I feel like it was inappropriate not telling me why.",I think this is extremely relevant and should have been included in your original post.
Just voted for the first time in my life It will be a point of pride for me to say that I voted for the first female president of the United States of America.,I see you're pretty optimistic about Jill Stein
In NC we have a huge problem with the Clinton/Kaine signs being stolen. So much so that one of my neighbors has now had four different Clinton sign varieties. I think I like the white one with the big HRC logo on it the best.,"Well, those who steal them are really stupid, because you would buy another one hence contribute more to that campaign."
Doesn't change the cops actions or how unacceptable they are.,"You're right, they're all shitty people."
"Bought this machine over the summer, but she needed some TLC before it could process rough cut lumber. Tonight's the first night I ran some rough cut cherry through the jointer/planer and had square/flat wood on all 4 sides. Feels good man. It's a makita 2030 combo jointer planer. It's a 6 jointer, 12 planer. Great space saver, and so far seems to be doing great!",Looks good man.
[13:30] Did that dude just kick out of the Razors Edge?!? You could see the macheesmo start to rise in Halls blood after that no sell!,Should've hooked the leg.
"The entire god ki mechanic reminds me of reiatsu in Bleach. When Aizen and Ichigo fought, Aizen couldn't sense him because he was on a different level and the same for those below Aizen. When Trunks and Vegeta were training and Vegeta transformed to SSB, Trunks said he felt an overwhelming amount of pressure even though he couldn't sense Vegeta's ki.","Ah bleach, too bad we didn't get a proper ending =/"
$600 USD,That is like what phones cost.
Fox News apologizes for falsely reporting that Clinton faces indictment,I heard a rumor that the mods of r/politics are facing indictment
Heads up to anyone the return policy on monitors is pretty much lifetime satisfaction. Pretty handy if this ever gives out or you aren't satisfied.,Is this an Acer or a Costco policy?
American History X,I feel like i got punched in the stomach by my emotions after seeing the ending.
WTS Bradley Kimura 8 ($80),"Holy shit that's a good price... If I had the money I'd buy it in a heartbeat, spent 120 on my Kimura 6 and now I'm regretting it xD"
"He's survived two plane crashes, a spaceship accident and at least one boat hijacking. He's good luck. I'd travel with him.",Are you forgetting about the time he got stuck in an airport for a year?
That Terminal Lance guy is great. I heard he has a modestly large penis as well.,I heard his man batter tastes like whiskey.
neo over snax?!,Neo was way more consistent than snax
Post-Game Thread: Redskins 27 - Eagles 20 - HTTR!!! KEEP THE HAPPY IN HERE. DON'T GO TO EAGLES SUB OR YOU WILL BE BANNED.,**WE SHIT ON THEM WE BACK BOYSSSS**
"photoshopped, finns dont laugh",It is known.
"Probably call the police, considering that the guy would've been waiting on my front porch for me to sign for the package.",That's the best reply out here
And it was retarded. He can't do Joe rogan. No one can,You can't do it because he is legitimately excited and shocked at what he sees.
Yes,looking forward to that!
"How long did this take? 30 years? And is that Breadbear next to him? Good job, btw.",That's just Fredbear.. Not bredbear..
So glad to see the HS team NOT using the interesting themes from WoW and boring cities. Good way to go!,"What you mean a random tiny...sand pit in the middle of Tanaris (which btw has both the Cavern's of Time and Zul'farak, both of which are super interesting) that has nothing to it's name besides the Thunderdome but apparently has 3 big crime families and is a bustling metropolis isn't believable and isn't more interesting then something like the Titan's or the Dragon Aspects or the Burning Legion or anything from Northrend or really anything?"
"Monarchies implies that the Monarch has absolute power and the ability to use force, much like the modern day government, but with the power resting within a single Monarch instead of a somewhat decentralized government. If somebody is just enforcing property rights, I wouldn't really consider it to be a Monarchy.",But doesn't the owner of property have the right to say If you want to live on my property then you have to abide by my rules?
"As a non American, this line finally makes sense to me! Never realised the context behind it and just thought it was Homer nonsense.","As an American that has watched every Simpsons episode twice, it just clicked for me too."
Just watched the first episode of Luke Cage. Hmmkay lang siya. :( 'Di ako sold sa acting ni Mike Colter.,Si Jessica lang talaga ang gusto ko sa Netflix-Marvel series.
"Oh shit, he just grabbed a bag of Doritos",amazing how casual he is just walking in as if he belongs there.
"Yes, because all voters are able to write a yes or no and no one at all would benefit from being able to simply indicate their preference with a simple y or n, or tick or cross. Would you require the smartest man alive to physically to write a complete yes or no?","So you can write an n, but not an o?"
Unique being we fiddled with the sliders instead of we changed a core part of how this skill works tho,It's already confusing to players according to ANet.
Long Time Lurker.. First time WDIS SIMMS VS Los Angeles RIDDICK VS Green Bay TYRELL WILLIAMS VS Indiana SANU VS New Orleans Pick 2 Please. Appreciate fellas and lads.,Standard or PPR?
So true... If you're a women over 40,paging u/its_woman_not_women
...I'm Canadian. You do know Calgary is in Canada right?,"Hm, I was wondering if you knew that since you seem to care about an American candidate so much, you're calling him a fool."
What is a more accurate and honest nickname for your State?,"Indiana is either the Gray Flat State, or the lets move state."
"Unused concept art of Chico, he was going to be in TPP. Not surprised if he was destined to be Machinegun Kid on some point.",I'm pretty sure that was just some concept art for a young Solid Snake.
Jewish family flees Lancaster County after wrongly being blamed for Christmas play cancellation - Welcome to Trump's America,Brietbart is a cancer
"Sombra's Page is live on the official website, ability overview!","Great, because another offense hero is really what we needed..."
Yeah because Mexico is Capitalist? LOL all you have to do is reverse image search. OMG Mexico's harmful Capitalist society makes me want to illegally immigrate to an even more Capitalist society. Wewlad,"I don't know where this really belongs, but it deserves to be seen."
Pro games...,Pros don't stack 4 on 1 site lol...
I spent the weekend editing Luke Cage to look like the intro of Family Matters,"You won the internet today buddy, this is the best thing I've ever seen."
"In honour of the new ducktales announcement, i wanted to share one of my fave videos","I won't lie, I watched it twice"
Rank 53 HCIM just died due to server dc'ing. F,F
Make yourself look smaller how? Do you mean physically?,I'm not that tall :) I meant pretending to be dumber than I am or more untalented or diminish my achievements just to make a guy feel better about himself.
Obligatory the real LPT is in the comments,Obligatory obligatory comment
Have 4k gem and which packs should I choose?,"I suggest that you don't spend them in packs and instead wait for times of need, like for example the Jared Leto Joker timed event, which uses a lot of energy and you may want to buy a refill to complete most/all stages."
HODOR,HOLDDOOR
"Would like to Take the packers, i Wrote u on psn",Wot
Liberals' favorite game show,This is a CNN show right?
#GoArmyBeatNavy,stormtroopers=marines yo YAT YAS FROM 29 PALMS OP STEEL KNIGHT
What do you think is a good average accuracy when on Genji? Or should I not even bother with that?,30-35% is good for genji
Bill Nye the disappointed guy,Hur dur im a misogynist racist.
So...*did* Cartman draw it on his face?,He admits it in the last episode.
Dave Meltzer: The reason Orton joined the Wyatts (and attacked Kane) might have to do with a program against Undertaker at Wrestlemania since Orton is one of the safest workers for Taker to fight right now,"That Cena, reckless af..."
And then assassinate him if you don't claim victory. That sound about right?,Not at all lol I don't advocate murder when I don't like people.
"Who do you think will be the main villain? Something tells me that Ardyn will be because of all the mysteriousness about him, plus the beginning of the TGS 2016 trailer, but itd be too obvious of a pick. I want to be surprised. Anyone have any crazy theories they wanna share? I feel like having discussions on theories :):):)",Noct.
Wait for the three shells.,There's a whole lotta sea shells soaked in Sylvester Stallones shit sitting in some stalls in the future
"Officially handing out 'scouting reports' on the men's team after every game, listing stuff like Cried like a little baby after being tackled, Made a face no respectable human being would be attracted to while heading the ball, or Fouled the opposing attacker because he's too incompetent and weak to outplay him properly... Now that'd be an excellent responce.","Nah, that would just be childish."
It's a school of dogfish.,funnier than the title
I need that bacon,Dad is that you.
"Christ, Widowmaker's thighs are big.",THICC
Josephdare 378 lock experienced and down for quests after,Gonna send inv
This is the same UMFA that suggested the university could take funds from capital reserves and use it to pay professors.,That sounds like a great idea for a university with inadequate housing and several acres that it's sitting on waiting to develop.
alright man I''ll take a picture right now.. Dude I literally built this computer from the ground up and it worked perfectly. I was so excited to use it and all my hours went to waste last weekend if the motherboard truly is broken... I literally can not focus on my hwbro:(,"Call the shop, tell the manager, and make them fix it."
Literally unplayable. Engies face clips out of the level 3 chin giving him a level 4 chin,Literally pay to chin
"It's pretty much agreed by all that Jing Wei needs a small nerf, but you need to pick the nerf carefully Nerf her passive and she loses a big part of what makes her unique. Nerf her knockup or dash and you do the same thing to her. As a diamond Jing Wei I don't want to see birb disappear. IMO, the only nerf she needs is to make her steroid only go on cooldown after it is used up. It is kinda unreasonable that she can use the steroid in base and then have it up again when she is done flying back to lane. That basically gives her 6 steroid boosted shots in a row.",Make it burn mana like Apollo's ult.
"Shitposters of Reddit, why?",Cuz fuck you that's why
"To mania, ctb and taiko players. Did you guys tryed osu!std before? And if yes why do you play mania/ctb/taiko instead?",Because they find it more fun than osu!std ?
probably shit quality get the seller to take real pics of their phone,"I see, those pics did look too good to be true lol."
"Well, lots of origen fans are Xpeke fans. Dont gonna lie, for me is also the most charismatic person of the LCS, but he for sure isnt the best player anymore.","Funny you say that I would honestly be really hyped if they announced xPeke as starting mid, even though I doubt he would compete with the best midlaners today."
"Once again the Hillbots will brush everything off by saying Clinton has never been charged with anything, therefore innocent. The FBI can fuck off if they sit on any bombshells before the election. Even if the DOJ has squashed it, they should get the information out there. Damn the consequences.","Obviously the FBI is Russian and working with Drumpf, no way its just Hillary being a criminal ;("
Are we in prevent D or something?,I thought that was our default?
"Why is this even news, other than it being completely stupid and embarrassing???",Now some kids won't be able to snort those marijuanas and try and jump off a roof because they think they're birds!
4 Spy Ranked Game,4 spy is the most useless thing in existence
"I have a Darwin fish on my car, found this little note taped under my door handle this morning.",Make America Great Again!
"What would make RAW must watch TV for you again? For me, when KO won the title, it felt special and made me want to tune in again. But obviously LOLWWECREATIVE happened. So what permanent changes would make you want to watch every week?","Focus on building the roster, competent booking, part timers putting over the new guys instead of each other, KO looking competent, Roman either dropping the US Title or getting away from the main event scene and fighting the midcard guys who need a title to go after, Gallows and Anderson getting a huge push, some NXT call-ups, and less filler crap."
Rice Squeakyshoes won their road opener at James Madison by 24. Owls to Final Four confirmed.,And then you can visit me!
"Can someone explain who this sub is rooting for? You don't like Alex anymore, you don't like Shelby now that she's thinking about nominating Alex... so you're just rooting for Morgan now?",Yea we hate Shelby
It's not a family tree tho. Just connections,Reaper is actually the son of Gabriel Reyes :O!
"Come la rete digitale italiana ha aiutato post terremoto, visto da Techcrunch","Articolo citato nell'ultimo episodio di Digitalia, fa piacere condividere"
"Literally every Western intelligence agency is saying Russia, so if Trump would like to share whatever intel is telling him the opposite, I'm sure everyone is dying to see it.",Literally Yeah because all of these intelligence agencies are not corrupt & driven by money
"DAE DIABLO 3 IS ASS AND WTF IS THIS DLC SHIT WHEN WE WANT DIABLO 4 OR DIABLO 2 REMASTERED NOT THIS BULLSHIT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",/uj I've been telling people don't expect a full expansion.
I think I'm just gonna pass on visiting Africa.,Come visit Florida instead!
Yup. Trump wants to leave it up to the states. Hillary has the private policy of not supporting legal marijuana in any sense of the word. So choose wisely America.,"If there's one thing I know, it's that Republicans support state rights especially when those laws go against their legislative agenda!"
"Well, what if I just happen to gift you some cash and you buy it yourself? *He winks and wraps his arm around her waist as they start to walk out.*",I-I'm sure that'll work.
"Also, I think a lot of New Yorkers remember him as a fascist mayor.",Especially the brown ones.
"Kansas judge rules sperm donor not on hook for child support - A Topeka man who answered a Craigslist ad to donate sperm so two women could have a baby together is not legally the child's father and isn't required to provide financial support, a Kansas judge has ruled.","You see so many articles where guys are on the hook when the kids arent even theirs, it does a person good to see things go this way for a change."
Your failure to admit your true feelings hurts your partner.,This is a really dickish post imo... I think reddit is the real cringe this time.
"Short, bald, racial minority, small dick. That's me!",That describes most babies/infants in the world.
Is Vin fapping in that second frame?,Laying on the gdamn horn but thanks for playing
Half naked girls get thousands of upvotes. How many can our boys in blue get?,I refuse to support smurfs.
Two trains on three tracks,DEJA VU
"Oh man, I feel like as long as Reed is healthy, he is a must start. Cousins was leaning on him and will continue to.",Rule 86!
"FOTY so far? In calendar order I have Salido/Vargas, Thurman/Porter, and Frampton/LSC (surprising that none of these fights had any knockdowns) ... I know it's only early September but those are the fights I have on my shortlist ... Anyone have any other suggestions?",Vargas Salido is the standout so far
"Redditors, what gave you PTSD?",Tumblr
"BREAKING: US military hackers have penetrated Russia's electric grid, telecom network, Kremlin command systems - NBC News, citing source",This is fine
Wife her,hell yeah I will
"I'm an agnostic for sure, but why do you atheists so quickly accept the belief that there is no deity?","because it doesn't make sense; if he existed he would just tell me he existed secondly souls don't make sense; braindamage show us that you/me are material, not something undamageable"
"I realize this, but isn't 9 a little excessive?",Who the fuck cares
Y,S
Morning catnip?!?!?,Morning catnip!
I hope I'm not the only one that sees this resemblance,"you are the only one, the chosen one."
Can you just make a similar prediction for tomorrow for me please? Not entirely confident about how this one is going to play out ;),"Well, that one still stands to be honest."
i dont have a continuum compatible device,Well even more reason a UWP isn't necessary
Except they make mines that only go off if tank pressure is applied.,So North Korea would have to roll out OP's Mom first?
Why are most of the major questions mostly batting at Trump? Why don't you release your tax return? Why were you favor of the war? What about your birther movement? I mean where are the hard hitting questions about Clinton and her issues?,This is the MSM.
"Donald Trump Rally in West Palm Beach, FL",Lawsuit!
More like after tonight's wind storm it will all be gone.,i was just going to say
he died in Nether on mythic hfc encounter.,"but HFC was alternate timeline, so isn't he still alive in our timeline?"
Please dont turn this into '2016 offended mode' Just Dont Please..,When 2017 comes I expect none of this triggered shit from 2016 to come over
Alabama prep football announcer: You should be shot for not standing for national anthem,Seems like those that call themselves 'Patriots' these days are nothing more than authoritarian fascist.
My goodness. I did not miss this EU vs NA bullcrap during the offseason.,But the UOL manager doing the EU NA shit was hilarious.
"I think Kibler even said he was up to do it. Kind of disappointed. But with the power of Shiro, it wouldnt have been close.",~~Kibler~~ ~~Shiro~~ Our masterful dragon lord could always face the winner.
Mid election. Then I could go across America and write in Bernie on all the dockets,"My god, it would take you years!"
"In the old system I would end up in Low Priority for not talking, not typing, and not feeding. Can't wait for the new one.","you end up in lp for the same, but this time you only need 1 game where you are reported, FANTASTIC VALVE"
with brexit they went as far as killing someone 3 days before the vote,holy shit.
"1,5 years ago my sister was complaining her laptop keeps freezing, reason: 1,5GB RAM",and Windows Vista?
Perjury is a big one,When was she found guilty of perjury?
Haha naw. I've made my decision,but but but.... Trump is a racist.... isn't he?
"Yup, I have a friend who always says I suck and I should get better. We rank the same on comp, just find it funny",Does he still say it?
GOLDEN JET!!!,He even looks like him.
"Ungoogled Chromium- A Chromium variant for removing google integration and enhancing privacy, control and transparency",I wish it could be compiled in GCC/G++ - Sucks having to install all that VS bloat.
Wait until Trump himself says it or it happens. Media have been notoriously printing tripe like this the whole time to make Trump look bad. Like the endless articles about how Trump was just running so he could start a tv station.,Trump makes Trump look bad.
"Stolipinovo, Bulgaria","Idk why, but it reminds me of the ruined city near the end of inception"
The CIA needs to wiretap the FBI,Might as well ruin the integrity of the CIA as well
I'd say till dark. When nobody can see you.,"This, of course, coincides with the law of physics which states that 'Nothing is illegal if nobody catches you'"
"Yes, this is on the main page",But that post is more than 10 minutes old!
"Redditors, What can you eat A LOT of?",McNuggets The 50 McNugget challenge was a cakewalk and they go down so easy.
I always forget Steener was a Leaf. It's hard to watch guys like that and remember that they're most likely only good because they got traded and got more opportunity. Cody Eakin is another one for us,*cough*Forsberg*cough*
We need to shoot Wideman and his massive contract into the sun first.,just send him to the desert
Game,Game
Oi m8 he spelt m8 wrong m8,"yeh, fukken mong m8"
"Speak for yourself, surely it is the US itself that has to suffer the consequences of electing Trump, and not the Middle East, *again*. 1 Million dead the last time the neo-cons had their way with the world, but you prefer that to a little suffering at home. Do you really think the neo-nazi's, as you call them, are going to kill a million Americans?",First they'll convince the weak-minded among you that we were never Americans to begin with.
"My client acted out of self-defense, your honor.",He feared for his life.
who drinks entire glasses of random liquid without at least tasting them first? I mean holy crap.,this blew my mind
"Honestly I would have to choose Winston. Even win my flair and Obv Wentz love. I just think Winston is really special, honestly think he'll go down as one of the greats. Wentz would be my #2 tho",You are banned from r/eagles
"im drueink becusae i ned to be here i am againd drunk because i find myseled unable to cope with my situatinge, i foud the girl who as far as i cna tell is my soulmate and i lsot her to some douchbage, i feel so fukcng lost, like i have no puropsoe anymore, all i have going foe me is that i do have a good job and a nice car, and as nice as that is, neigher of thises things will ever bering me happiness, maybe a temperary boost in self conficance but nothing mor than that, i just dont undrstandn i gtreeted her like a queen all the time but seh shill druped me like i was a peice of shit, i fuking feel dead inside, i wante d to marry hwer and now i have nothing, i just dont know how to life anymore, im just going thorught the motiins without any purpose or end goals at this point i guess. i must be lame or somehitng, i have always done everhyhig i can for her but i guess im a peice of shit or somting, i wont taak my oen life but if my life were in danger i also wouldnt do anthing to save myself, the turth is i really dont want to be alive anymore, i have never loved seome one sou muchi in my life, and i lost her, becuase i tried to support her i guess, how does that enev work?!?!?! she gets a dui i stop drinking and be sober for her so seh doesnt have to deal with the temptatinon and so that i can bee ther for her but she distances herselft form me for nnno apparnt reason then starts seeing someone esle, and i only seem to heer from her when her worlk is falling apart and she needs saving?!?!?!?, if that other dude is good ednough to ocupie all of her time and leave me beggging to spend time with here shoudlnbt he be man enought o take care of ther when she is in troubel? i always have taken care of her, but apparnt y im nto good enough or some shit... im lame and im a pushover... i m a fuckng looser...",please read this while sober
Mrazek is hot garbage. Why the fuck wouldn't you start Jimmy after mrazeks play the last 3 games. I've seen enough 1-2 goal first periods and 3rd period blown leads. Need to start Jimmy a lot more than we have been. FFS so tired of this shit,"3 games, 12 goals with him in net... Let's play him again!"
That'll cause a fuckton more pollution,What did he say
What does that have to do with casuals?,Casuals always f up our votes!
[Ignore Pain],Feel No Pain (2+)
"Has winter break for elementary schools in K-W always been 2 weeks long? My coworker is adamant that winter break here was shorter when he was growing up, I think it has always been the same but we can't find anything online to prove the other right or wrong. Does anyone know for certain if it was different in say the 1970's & 80's vs today?","It's been two weeks since I started school, which was in... 1981."
Legos. Not even once.,This kills the feet