Input,Output Apothicon Servant in Different Camos,Storm and Transgression look good on anything....confirmed. Re-roll Swift to something damage-related and you're laughing. I've been melting faces with it on my Alpha Bridge build.,Re-rolled swift to brutal and now I just melt enemies with headshots How many PC gamers here? We should exchange steam IDs xd,Play Fallout 4 to get a glimpse of the an-cap utopia I was expecting a much bigger uproar over the arrest of former IAF chief. Have we become so insensitive that we don't care much about head of air force of India getting arrested. It should have shaken the whole nation. Sad state of the nation.,Soldier bol diya na.... baat khatam. "Of COURSE somebody has to add a link to Godwin's Law!! We all know what it is! You just made me waste precious seconds seeing your comment, getting upset about it, and writing this response!!!!!",You're literally turning into Hitler 1. Just no Delaware 2. Virginia voted for Hilary.,"so did New Mexico, Colorado, and Nevada" Road Rage,Never seen this one around here. Sixteen92 The Bell Witch is definitely a crowd pleaser. I think it has the right balance of gourmand with intriguing non-gourmand notes.,I wore this yesterday and someone said I smelled like a delicious fall candle! They only really enforce jaywalking when the recruits graduate from the academy twice a year. They get them doing that all over the city for a few weeks as well as directing traffic before they get assigned to stations.,that makes me feel so much better^@#$% "What was your favorite meta and why? Hello, everyone! ######The title says it all. My favorite period of time/meta was when I first really started getting into the game. It was during season 2, only a month after Bellona was released. Probably because I really liked her, and would just build full attack speed and kill everyone. I'll admit, I was very new at the time, but I just remember having a lot of fun during that time. So just personal preference/nostalgia. Maybe Weakening Curse having 100% healing reduction had something to do with it. =P *So what was your favorite meta or when did you have the most fun playing this game?*",Oh how I miss being literally slapped in the face for half my health by MotV purple pot Cabrakan every game. it's Justice.... of course they will!,Because their 2012 set was so great? "Huh, so the 4chan Ivan stereotype is actually true","My middle name is Ivan, so I would say most of them are, hehe" What short-lived TV show do you miss the most?,Firefly gorramit! That is not balance at all,I believe two of each of something is indeed balance. kneel in corner 2/10 kneel in corner with rice 10/10 Thank you for your suggestion,5/7 NORMIE "I'm not gonna lie, I find tucking to be incredibly uncomfortable. Maybe I learned it wrong (although I don't think so), but I always feel like I'm a millisecond away from a very painful unintentional testicular injury. My go-to is to just wear some cutoff jean shorts over my leggings or tights, which is a lot more comfortable IMO. I'd rather just get rid of the huevos altogether, but that'll have to wait a while.","well look at it this way, if testicular torsion is covered by insurance but an orchi isn't then that's a pretty free loophole" Wikipedia has a page on it.,wooo ive been reaffirmed by my shitty dollar store cloth tape measure Unquestionably my best pull of all time,"Nice try Bamco Spy, I'll still save up my stones for SSBKK." Specialized Shiv (more in comments),Needs fenders and a touring rack. My **revisionist** history teacher told our class that John Glenn was the first man in space...,That's because communists aren't people I honestly trust Infowars more than Buzzfeed. Not joking.,And there totally was a basement at that pizza joint. This is shocking (it's not).,That sounds like a low T denier comment. "Does anyone think it could be a ruse for the government to be able to gain more control over who can select to be in the jury? I don't know, just asking for opinions. Because we know George Soros is funding BLM, and he is known for schemes.",I wonder how he feels about pizza The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,"70 gallons of fuel in my tank and 20 shots of espresso in my stomach -- so, pretty well and truly fucked." Why Baltimore Ravens Should be Considered Super Bowl Contenders,Always shocking to see a national news article written by someone who appears to have watched Ravens games and knows the team's history Hanzo please stop trying to Frontline when my shield stops most incoming... And you're dead cool beans - competitive,"Why the fuck would you play as Tracer if you have never done it before, switch and get some kills -Unranked matches" "Is it possible to either clear cache and other browsing data via a javascript shortcut, or click an extension button via javascript? Hello, my company uses Google for Work with Chromeboxes and some web based apps. The apps connect to other APIs and domains we have no control over and our problem is that we've been having constant caching issues for over a year. The issues are everything from stored form data interruption our work to the current session of Chrome caching over a gigabyte of data in it's memory usage. Some users are on Windows and do experience the issue, just not to the extent of the Chromebox users. The solution is simply to delete all browsing data and cache, but it's a pain to get our users to do that regularly, even with an extension that can do it in 1 click. Is there a way that this can be done automatically, through javascript or something along those lines? Alternatively, is there a way to click an extension button via js that I could then have each user in the OU automatically open a JS url when Chrome launches? Also just saying I wish Chrome had a Clear browsing data on exit like Firefox/IE/Opera.",Use incognito mode. "I'm pretty sure he meant to use 2 sets, for ***bold***.",**A E S T H E T I C** "Hell, I'm still trying to figure out the Evans Hydraulic renaissance that's happening right now. Of course, I've also been around long enough to see people actually volunteer to be seen in public wearing acid wash denim again, after I was sure we learned our lesson in the 80s.",All my drums (save for two snares) are older than I am! GOP introduces plan to massively cut Social Security,For everyone who voted for republicans - don't WORRY - I'm SURE they will find a way to give you special treatment so you won't lose a penny of that money you already paid into SS "1994. Weezer's Blue Album, Oasis's Definitely Maybe, Alice In Chains' Jar Of Flies, Green Day's Dookie, Pavement's Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain, and the Smashing Pumpkins' Pisces Iscariot were all amazing.","Also Vitalogy, Downward Spiral, superunknown, boingo, rubberneck, purple, live through this, throwing copper, even more..." Paying Respect,Press F to pay respect That's a straight hero right here - just did the right thing,You don't know he's straight let's not assume his sexual orientation. Yeah and you know they like you as a person instead of a potential fuck.,"Good input, free spirit." Pop quiz. Who would you rather sit next to on a plane?,i would rather risk my life than be an ignorant hateful bigot! HAHAHHA libshit media gonna go apeshit over the **MAN OF THE YEAR** comments,Did you just assume his gender? "What, you mean that having a Zen healing orb on you doesn't suddenly make you a raid boss?","Can confirm, orb of harmony doesn't turn you into Terramorphous the Invincible." "The MMR (Measles, Mumps, Rubella) vaccine has been around since 1971 and has pretty much gotten rid of instances of all three anywhere it's in use. The earliest Mumps vaccine I see with a couple searches was made in 1950 - so I guess it could have been a problem for the first half of the 1900s too? Either way, come on guys...",But autism Omg she is so adorable!!! What's her name?!,Prim. I'm actually a girl :) but thank you for the advice,Check out some sororities then! "Had this exact scenario play out in Solo Standard. Game went to OT on Neo Tokyo. I was stuck in goal the entire time, because both of my teammates refused to ever rotate in. After about the third minute of overtime it became obvious that the two morons on my team would never score, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. The ball gets centered and pops up over the opposing team's goal. I come up from midfield to dunk it in. Nobody between the ball and the goal. All i have to do is tap it in. Both of my teammates go up for it as well. One rams me, the other smacks the ball hard as fuck into the wall, and it bounces toward our goal and slowly rolls in. Then one of them blames me for leaving the goal open.",God I'm triggered just reading this. shit they got us,Didn't Marx say that a capitalist stage is necessary in the progression to full communism in order to produce the necessary infrastructure and technology from nothing to support such a society? AliA in a nutshell.,"Silly you, it's clearly an eggshell." "I've had Muk, Chansey, Snorlax, Lapras, and Electabuzz all spawn at my house over the past 5 months.",I've had a snorlax spawn next door and a Chansey spawn one street behind my house but that is awesome. how many floors does it have ? (i think theres a camp every 10),60 "Magic Leap is actually way behind, like we always suspected it was",Man I am sooooo shocked. Everything GREAT About Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of The Sith!,"This man has made me want to watch the prequel movies again, which is something I usually only do during my Star Wars marathon... Impressive." I just opened a golden Prophet Velen... not sure if I should dust or not since it's my first golden legendary.,The obvious answer is to play a Velen OTK deck. Isnt it 2016? :^),:P Mea culpa :-) "Conspiracy Theory: Left, Right, and Wrong",conspiracy wrestler Alex Jones so.... diversity..... listen i don't wanna be that person but does anyone else realise there's more people with purple hair in this game than black people?,"there is a black person married to a white person, so this nullifies any accusations of racism." "Yes. They probably order tap water and a side of lemons, then use all of the sweetener in the caddy to make DIY lemonade.",This is why the holocaust happened. naw,smaller facs = other niggahs make their own facs hopefully more competition Last time we heard that we got a picture of the select screen and that was it.,Last time people were jumping the gun and posting things wildly without actually knowing what's coming up. There my invite went thru to you from eugen@mrpellaeon. :),"Got the invite, thanks a lot" "I don't use those ones, personally.",Manually saving is not working for me. I don't trust snow sharks. The combination of being amphibious and the ability to navigate in the cold while being adorable scares me.,That sounds like something a snow-shark would say... how is this racist,It's trying to rob blacks of their reparations. Why is anyone buying mystical mail?,Because I'm an Ares and I need only aura items Zhong qui because...ummm..... Im jever heard anyone say check out my sweet zhong qui montage,That would just be a fat man running and screaming. "Just take us into the EEA already and be done with it, I'd be delighted with it. I campaigned to remain with resolute passion but we get a shit load of gooodies by being in the EEA as opposed to EU. I'd love to see the anti free movement people frothing at the mouth also. Riots? Disorder? We did leave the EU you spastic, lock 'em up longer than the London rioters",The North is a prison anyway. How can we solve the syrian crisis?,Build a wall! Look at his picks and compatriots. His reign is going to be damaging for decades to come.,JUST GIVE HIM A CHANCE! Established stars once again getting hurt by green wrestlers in NXT! Just like when that rook Nakamura fractured Aries' eye socket!,"He's so dangerous in the ring you know, he should be sent off tv until he learns to work" "Why does ztrot even still commentate? We're only in germany v china's warmups but he's already made a lot of mistakes, like mispronouncing dustice's name (who has been correcting him the past three years), completely forgetting that we're still in warmup and talking about the first pick, i think he called a deathstream a spaced stream when it obviously wasnt (might be wrong there, was only half paying attention). That plus i predict full hidden on this ar8 map a little bit ago. He's obviously out of touch with the community and just general mapping knowledge. Honestly, why does it still commentate so damn much? I get that people make mistakes, but ztrot makes _way_ too many for a consistent commentator",Is it just me or are people way too whiny about the pronunciation of players names? "TL;DR Be fun, don't be lame. Well gee thanks. I already knew that I was boring. This doesn't really tell me anything I didn't know, honestly.","It's easy, you just have to have the looks and charisma of a Hollywood action movie protagonist and the rest will write itself" People like the idiot on the left is the reason the dipshits who organize this shit continue to get away with it. A college library is for study.,"Plus it's finals time for most students, normally this is disrespectful but this is really bad." "Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter.",*TRIGGERED* "If someone held you at gunpoint and told you that they would only let you go if you could recite a song back perfectly word-for-word, what song would you pick?",Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Incredible price drop on The Last Guardian at GameStop,"well , at this price, you cant afford not to buy it." My hand has ascended,"Got the same mouse myself, goes really well with the white accents on the STRAFE RGB :)" I got this!,Ancient ROTMG. Mata: I still think Uzi is the best laning ADC in the world.,deft is crying right now That's a fair thought to lie between maid's legs,Othello there :) "What is your most vivid theater memory? In honor of the Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer coming out last night/this morning I decided tonight is the perfect time to rewatch Sam Raimi's Spider-Man. I was born in 1991, I know I saw films in theaters before Spider-Man. I have a ticket stub for Disney's Hunchback of Norte Dame, which was my first theater experience, but this is the first film I can actively remember. I think partly because it was brought on by sadness. May 4th, 2002 was the day my oldest cousin had her high school graduation party but me and my dad stayed home because I had a baseball game. I think it was a playoff game of some sort. I didn't want to stay home, I wanted to see my cousins. But to soothe my soul he told me he'd take me to see Spider-Man. Oh boy my first PG-13 film ever! I'm sitting here and watching the climatic battle between Peter and the Green Goblin and 14 years later all of these thoughts and feelings are racing back to me. I remember thinking this was a little too much for me. I remember thinking how amazing this is. I remember wanting to cheer out loud for Peter winning but at the same time knowing that's not what you do in the theater. I'm feeling like a child again and wishing I could remember the feelings I had with the movie before Spider-Man and the feeling after.",Crying when Spike fell of a bridge and apparently died fighting a wolf in Rugrats The Movie. Thanks and the plan is to make one of these for each of the ship brochures released so there will be one for the Polaris soon,Sounds good. "As if MAGA were anything more than a slogan. Pray tell, what concrete policies will Trump enact that are beneficial to workers? Will it be the reversal of overtime rules? Perhaps the rollback of clean air standards? Tax cuts for people several brackets above them? Erosion of civil service employee protections? Further restrictions on the franchise? Crackdown on marijuana, because Jeff Sessions for AG? The wall, metaphorically?",... Iberian Family 1139,What is Finland doing there "Cosmetic Idea for Hawaii It could come from a Hawaii box (like the Russia one), basically one of those shark-fins you strap on your back and you swim around with it sticking out above the surface of the water.",Left Shark costume. "Exactly. What it did was stupid :) The menus weren't unintuitive or anything, and if it had been for a different type of game it would've been fine... ...but FFXI and FFXIV were coded by space chimps that thought they were working on something completely different.","Pretty much, and to this day what bothered me the most is the font they used." I just don't get the blank keycaps.,to show that you're not a pleb "I honestly don't understand this complaint, nothing wrong with small arms.",Because it reduces special and primary damage ... I just want airborne solar burn gjally.. ); "Is it? I voted for her, but I also watched the debate. I may have to rewatch, though, given this information. It would also be great to find out what Obama knew and when.",Can you elaborate on the 'Obama' part of your comment? PATCH NOTES - 1.4.90 - 13-DEC-2016,Glad to see they're nerfing the Mist Lynx by taking away those structure bonuses. "Thanks, I thought he had something against Spaniards.","Well yeah, but who doesn't?" "Ik zie niet hoe die conclusie volgt uit wat ik zeg. Maar voor de duidelijkheid, nee ik vind niet dat mensen die geen geld hebben genoegen moeten nemen met minder(e) zorg.",Het gaat erom dat je selectief mensen voortrekt op basis van een prestatie. Bill Russell if he could just get his age under control. He's really let it get pretty high over the last 50 years or so.,This comment courtesy of Bill Simmons... Nolito goal vs Leicester (4-2),John Stones to score the winner Or we can just stop buffing this god that doesn't need buffs.,"Buff goobis Change his ult to Goobis now hits all gods in the map with his ultimate without missing, His ultimate hits mid air and goes through aegis Seems like a necessary buff" "Raiding balance I believe someone done the maths recently confirming that you would have to hit over 30 sulpher nodes to get enough to destroy 1 stone wall. Chainsaw - 2 pipe, 2 spring, 2 gears, 1 semi auto body This beast runs on lowgrade fuel, takes 100 lowgrade to cut down a wooden wall. Very noisey when operating and requires user to operate it while its running. Can also be used to cut trees quicker or as a melee weapon. Industrial Concrete Jackhammer- 5 pipe , 5 spring, 5 gears 1 semi auto body, 500 metal frags. This beast runs on lowgrade fuel, takes 100 lowgrade to smash down a stone wall. Very noisey when operating and requires user to operate it while its running. Can also be used to mine ore nodes quicker or as a melee weapon. Industrial Welding Torch and mask - 5 pipe , 5 spring, 5 gears 1 semi auto body, 500 metal frags, 5 sewing kits and 1 wolf headdress. This beast runs on lowgrade fuel, takes 200 lowgrade to cut through a sheet metal door and 400 to cut through an armored door . Requires user to use welding mask and operate it while its running , produces a bright light and medium level sound when running, can also be used as a melee weapon","It's 200 sulfur per rock with pick axe, so it's only 20 rocks." As opposed to those non murder weapons.,"Well I mean it is a 9mm, if you wanted something that could actually kill, you'd get a .45" "Reddit, what do you try not to judge people for?",nothin since im not god Are you saying I should get rid of my times visiting prostitutes statistics page on my tinder profile?,While we are at it let's also remove the times that I jerked off this year. Fake news,Fake account "Actually Jordan was 30% according to bball-ref, what's your sauce ?","The stat I read was only for the playoffs, probably different for regular season." What's going on with mts LTE?,Staff are all at their Christmas party so they shut the network down. I hate to be *That guy* but do you mean generic? Normally I wouldn't bring it up but it really threw me off haha,"Nah, he's talking about the Gattaca-brand genetic therapy." It is a prime example as to why you shouldn't put any stock in the news. The coverage felt wrong all year Even with all the polling data and expert analysis I felt a Trump victory coming a long way out,"Except Breitbart and InfoWars, everything there is true, right?" "As an anthropologist, this is 90% of Reddit on social issues. The unwavering arrogance that these armchair experts wield is only rivaled by their dismissiveness towards actual professionals in the fields of hard and social science.","Social Science isn't REAL science, silly!" "Overheard my downstairs neighbor arguing with his girlfriend on the phone again. Something about how she slept with their pot dealer. He said, and I quote DONT CALL ME NO MUTHAFUCKIN BOOBOO ASS! What does that even mean?",Maybe one of their asses is broken The Magic Flying Dildo,I love the post flair right next to the thread title. Free Call of duty Beta Codes - First come first serve - - FRIEND TOKEN: 3R5E-4PNR-94D3 - FRIEND TOKEN: 367N-KKNL-R4QN - FRIEND TOKEN: 8GTB-45NL-E3MD - FRIEND TOKEN: 2EAP-2PN5-5QJC,They're all taken Paint won't stealth something that big.,Camoflauge paint will. "My baptist church is Arminian, while I'm a Calvinist. May the arguments and insults proceed against me!",Sounds like fun! Nah you got it wrong. France and Germany are green now. &nbsp; ^^^^It's ^^^^just ^^^^a ^^^^joke. ^^^^Don't ^^^^panic.,Don't forget the United Sunni Kingdom and the Caliphate of Sweden! Bombshell Secret CIA Report Says Russia Aimed To Steal White House For Trump,Ha because the intelligence agencies don't have a grudge against Trump. "They actually have to play EU teams at the major qual tho, meaning stewie wont get more than 10 kills",You forgot the ...Or only play temp leagues like I do. I should probably just sell my standard items/ex's for real money. Kappa.,REPORTED. You thought you saw the last of my addon! Introducing Emoji packs!,"Fire Mages, and Marksman Hunters, take this pestilence of an add-on down while you still do damage!" This game will unlock in approximately 17 years,GOTY 2033 confirmed. "You pulled a 33% spd leader, not a nat 5 haha.",I didn't realize you could summon her with less than 5 stars TSH Down.,Back up now. Wild animal in my backyard ? I'll just follow and film it,That Russkie literally scared the shit out of a brown bear. That there are actually girls on Reddit.,You're a fucking liar "Redditors who saved all of their money at a young age instead of living, and now are 50+ years old, how are your lives today? Do you regret your life choices when it comes to the money aspect?",No one is 50+ and was a redditer a young age. This is next level insane right here.,BUT THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN! "So what, now the Jews are involved in a conspiracy to give everyone else more freedom?",I have checked my copy of *The Protocalls* and cannot find libertarianism or similar in the index. Why do Westerners hate Iranians?,Because they're from Afghanistan. Josh Hart is so NBA bound,I bet he leaves after this year "If you watch carefully, it goes over it twice. The second time, it doesn't quite finish.","Come on man... He could of gone his whole life without that, But oh no you just had to tell now didn't you?" "Am I doing something wrong?-Lexington. Good evening, I'd like to start off by saying, the fuck? I've done 371 runs of Lexington, challenging and world tier 5 ( some were in tier 4 back in 1.4 ), and I've had absoloutely no named items! No showstopper, no chest piece. Please tell me I haven't been doing something wrong this whole time? I understand the drops are rare and random, but c'mon, 371 runs and absoloutly squat?",How much scavenging do you have? "And her theme be a remix of his, as well as having her enter with a robe similar to his signature ones.",She also WOO'd a lot "Remember guys, women don't marry for love.",You can tell the author is lying because she claimed the ACA benefits her. "Yes, let's perpetuate that all men are rapists and child molesters. I watched a busines-suited male on a 7am weekday flight being moved from his alloted plane seat because he was too close to the unaccompanied row. They literally built a ring of females around the kids. Guy looked so insulted..",Because the best place to molest a kiddo is on a packed plane with no chance of escape Is Mariah's World on any streaming services? I don't have cable.,Last weeks episode was on YouTube the next day. "You have 15 seconds left before you take your last breathe. Your soul mate is standing over you, what is the last thing you will tell him/her?",Uh... who are you? I'm pro life and I like these threads because they make me reevaluate and reaffirm why I believe what I believe. If you just read your own side's circlejerk you don't really grow.,"Thats real strength: staring a hostile circle jerk in the face, and unzipping." "Netanyahu blasts U.S., says friends don't take friends to the Security Council",Friend don't USS Liberty each other either. "Oh god you people are insane. The Russians hacked the elections. Really? The Russians. Can't you come up with something better? Rogue American hackers, Iranians, something. Nope, it's the Russians. *The Russians*. You're children. No reasonable individual takes you seriously. The Russians didn't hack the elections. I'm going to tell you what really happened. Someone inside the NSA *leaked* all of the emails that were leaked. We all know the NSA collects pretty much all American internet communications, and since Hillary's servers weren't government ones, they had plenty of data from them. Someone didn't want her to win, knew she was dirty and proved it to the American people. It wasn't the fucking Russians, what an absolutely absurd thing to say. You know what? I will believe it when all the people claiming it *show me evidence that the Russians had anything to do with it*. They won't because there isn't any. And just FYI I will not be responding to any replies unless they are proof that the Russian government was responsible for the leaks, so don't even bother unless you have that.",My friend works for the government and he says the Russians did it. Ots not so much that we wanted a pretty race. We just wanted characters who weren't all broke-back and deformed pieces of shit. I'd gladly be playing orc if there was an option to not be the hunchback of fucking notre dame.,"Roll a female orc, they are the definition of good posture." How so?,"Because French people are white, duh!" I'll take it if its still available,"Sure mate, I'll PM you." Because there are much nicer places in the world than Kent and Stoke on Trent,But why go there when you can just watch it on telly? There's no wrong answer here. Let's not stoop to Facebook/Instagram level comments.,"Idk, I think one well-crafted infographic with five stats written on it solves the debate once and for all" 1. Ground speed check 2. Buzz the tower 3. Middle finger to the french Which one do you not know?,"Yup, ground speed check is one I havent heard." Is +6 Treants good?,No "I tried applying this to Hanukkah, but all that Jewish porn is cut weird.",Underrated comment As a functioning introvert during the holidays...,Thank god. Not for $0.99 I can't.,So you want some poor soul to go through the hassle of shipping internationally so you can save a few dollars? "Actually, the dryer wasn't the target... it was the result of missing the net he had set up.",That dryer had so many dings; Crosby stinks at shooting. "They sound just like the BLM. They should call it WLM. Both groups wear hoodies too, proving my point further.","Most underrated comment, but you forgot the" differences in region?,Gold in asia = masters in US I like how Rezyl goes to the menus and switches from a rife to a handcannon before his ghost revives him. Probably popped a ToC as well,Good thing he wasn't on last gen. Dodgers Hamstrung By Wasteful Spending,Everything this guy writes is dumb. Im brutally honest just means you are an asshole.,I'd like to say I know this and freely admit I'm an asshole. "Ah, okay. I always just see that referred to as OCP. Didn't know it was called the ACU too.","You mean multicam, right?" What about the hacked mons? How they hack them? The trainer dont loose the tournament for that or its only the mons?,"oh yes, we have to destroy those filthy hick hackers" Harrison Maurus 182kg Clean and Jerk (-77kg cat.) 16 years old,Sad part is none of these people will ever be competitive because their snatches will never break 160kg in their life time. Rest In Peace my 1 year old R9 390,Should have got a 970 I think you are severely underestimating Kaidou here.,Unless zoro has a sharingan I can do that with my eyes closed,Just a bunch of zig-zags Parmesan Bank,That's a lot of cheddar worth of parmesan in that bank. TIL That the Fire on the login screen shows off ever rune that exists,Please stop with these lies. I feel like a supreme tattoo is a stupid idea,It is Wilhelm should have waited instead of starting a war ^^,Would have also been cheaper... Randalicious has reached 200mil prayer!,"First time I see someone getting 200m in a skill, looks very unsatisfying." Ofcourse total business per day would be more.since they are only losing business from customers who don't have cash.,"Besides everyone who go there buy stuff in cash, thats atleast half their sales gone" "I'm not sure I'm understanding this. It seems to me that the 'meddling' consists of telling the American people of Clinton corruption. What kind of fucked-up process is it when exposing corruption is meddling? Whoever did it (and I doubt it was Russia), we all owe them thanks.",Whistle blowers are cool when it's against corporations.. Whistle blowers are bad when it's against established politicians.. Did...did you just ask him out through small talk on vasectomy?,"Sleak as hell, huh?" Mac Demarco 's new Instagram photo reminds me of Ethan,"Post Malone, Mac Demarco, and Ethan need to be in one video together" The Booster Gold Movie Won't Be in DC Universe,So what's the point of a DCEU if some films aren't even a part of it? X-treme X-men...,TO THE X-TREME! Palace does anyone remember how fast the tri very stuff sold out during the last drop ?,very very very very very very very very very Individual unwrapped forks for sale in a vending machine,"goddamn, I was *at least* expecting them to be metal forks." Dalton seems to be making some great throws in this weather.....,But you can't throw good passes in this weather unless you're 6' 5 with a big arm... This is exactly what George W Bush did for the first 8 months of 2001.,Good thing nothing happened! Our playcalling has just gone to shit. We have two power running backs and they want to keep passing and doing shitty shotgun handoffs.,"It worked so well when Philly did that with Murray, though!" The least realistic part of Goat,nice to see he knows how to button the top button "Someone explain to me how this is a well coached team that is just lacking talent. Someone please explain to me how the front office gets a pass for bringing in RG3, retaining McCown, and Kessler as the QB core this year.",Because we need an elite o-line and pass rush before we get a QB who can manufacture points. Gotta be careful though. We don't want him hurt just to bump his stats.,"fair, lets just get him his 100 and get out of here" "Cool, sounds good to me :) Glad to hear you aren't going to reproduce","I have too much respect for my unborn children to bring them into a world where someone like you, your parents, and your offspring have been and will continue to make poor decisions." "Like I said, there is no secret, simply luck. However if you play enough games, you should converge to your true rank, mathematically.",I forgot this: It was the white rock then.,Oh I'll fix it "NintendoSwitch Mock-up preset image layers, not official, but close. Be creative",You could atleast credit the original creators. What's the best method of storing this phone for the next few years? I want to keep it as long as possible. I'm thinking some sort of cast iron safe underground with a fire extinguisher next to it. There's no way Samsung is getting this phone back from me. Any recommendations?,Cmon guys there are literally crazy people on this sub but this ones an obvious 21 with no job sounds so valid tbh... later down the road when you have a job is pure misery and wageslavery to the corporate oligarchs,"Just get a job you like, then you'll never work a day in your life, bro" For what? Like a flip phone?,"It's 1080^2, which is plenty for my 1st gen Zune!" Slowly but surely they conditioning the public for a price signal that is high for every level of service under medicare. I guess they need to do this for the eventual full privitisation of every service under Medicare. Who would buy Medicare or introduce full private for every citizen when the prices are at a bargain basement price? Certainly not the USA pay die health care companies.,"See, if we make skin cancwr treatment more expensive, it will cause people to stop exposing themselves to risk factors." Ahhh...this must be the infamous *Kevin*.,"Kevin is not a name, it's a diagnosis." I remember reading a sad and depressing article a few months ago about how Greenland has had one of the highest suicide rates in the world ever since folks were forced to abandon their traditional villages for modern towns.,But technology and progress is objectively better for everyone! Yeah because those are the only categories of human beings.,"Don't downvote the poor thing, I'm hoping that they forgot to put a" Syrian Activists Say ISIS Has Recaptured Palmyra,"Gee, thanks CIA." "That would be JFK. Most Trump fans don't know who he was, so what's it to them?",The only history that matters is the one in the Bible! I feel the same about y'all so that's fair,All of y'all suck equally Humanitarian trends and risks for 2017,"While no one was looking, Indonesia seized the opportunity to finally annex Malaysia, Brunei, ans East Timor." TEXANS FUCK THE COLTS UPVOTE PARTY! FTC!FTC!FTC!FTC!FTC!FTC!FTC!FTC!FTC!,FTC BROTHERS FTC Is it normal for one testicle to hang lower than the other?,Lower than the other two? He is 35 and had the worst season of his career last year.,The Niners QB were awful. "Backwards FNAF storyline(Now with Sister Location) In 1983, after Trapspring(a robot human bunny zombie) had a nice family reunion with his undead son, a bunch of people took animal masks from their homes and placed it in a pile of ruble. This created a gigantic fire that created a horror attraction, a security guard, and phantoms of a bear, a chicken, a slenderman ripoff, a spider fox, a fox that was missing an arm, a fat boy, etc. Trapspring was vanquished when he was put behind a wall in a room. 30 years later, he absorbed blood from some ghosts and pooped out a purple man. The man proceeded to assemble Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy, and Chica. Soon a restaurant was built around their popularity. Purple man then decided to eat some robotic clown monster from the sewer, only to go to his new location(Circus Baby's pizza world) to use the succer to rip out Ennard, who was them dismantled into Funtime Freddy and Foxy, Ballora, and Baby. He later gave the rights to a business man after going to jail for not murdering any children. Phone guy was created when Freddy ripped a person out of another Freddy's mouth. Due to the lack of rat infestation, the restaurant closed down. All the animatronics where torn apart. Soon the Toy animatronics where created. Because of the kind heart of the children, Mangle was put back together. Purple guy then chased children out of the Toy animatronics by putting on a yellow bear suit and sucking them into the backroom. The Puppet and Freddy moonwalked backwards until the police left. After Fritz set all the animatronics back to normal, PG took the dayshilft before the restaurant was closed down. Golden Freddy was turned into a kid by the Puppet, where 4 bullies yanked the kid out of Fredbear's stomach and gave him plushies. The kid then saw Spring Bonnie and Fredbear fix people and exerted them from their bodies and was un-traumatized. Soon some gas leaks occurred, causing Baby to give birth to William's half-daughter, take her ice cream, then ran away. The Puppet them yanked the kids out of Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy, and Chica before giving them to Spring Bonnie that later exerted Purple Guy after he tore knifes out of the kids bodies. The restaurant was later handed over to Frebear's Family dinner because they had less money. Fredbear ran around and stole cake from happy children while the Puppet was demoted to sock monkey. Purple guy brought a kid back to life before making him cry, got in his car, and drove backwards into the sunset. Fredbear later made a TV series that wasn't very successful. He raised exactly 2 dollars.","Yeah, that makes about as much sense as FNaFs timeline..." Holy fuck can we do a god damn petition to get Hunwick the fuck off this team? Enough is enough. I don't care how much of a mentor he is off the ice. The guy loses games for us and we can't afford to put up with his incompetence.,but 3 assists yesterday You guys asked: me standing in my mail order bride costume,"We asked, OP ~~was~~ delivered" No man that's just the beggining. You're not a true Vaath player unless you try to combine him with bounded life force the first chance you get.,Planting bounded life Force and then not killing the opponent for a turn is going to be hard. a screenshot would make this question easier to answer,Derp good point Like that time we ridiculed that fascist presidential candidate and all his idiot followers How'd that turn out,Cause the other idiot would've been way better Electro Wizard OP or not??? So I was reading over the electro wizard's stats and I came across this '...He targets two at a time...' Since he does 200 damage per hit this could mean one of two things. 1) Does he target each bolt with 200 damage therefore dealing 400 damage per attack or 2) The 200 damage is distrubuted as 100 damage per bolt? Also some people are saying that its stats are strong for a level one legendary but then again it attacks as slow as a royal gg.,"he hits 2 separate units for 200 damage each, not overpowered." Cyclop Top,Uniboob Sam Hyde's Patreon only has 288 contributors. LETS GET THAT TO 300+!,"I don't make a huge sum of money but if I knew he was working on another KSTV project, I would pitch in whatever I could afford." The tweet mentions his family though.,Work family maybe? I got banned from the Donald three times! *51% of america*,Only if you don't count the millions of confirmed illegal votes Clinton got. Has anyone actually tested this?,I think it's been confirmed to only work once per evolution. Zionist MP publicly incites war between Russia and US,"Oh you can't call this out now, anti-semitism is illegal." And here's a cart full of miscellaneous parts and hoses we found across all of your aisles. I'm sure it won't be a problem for you to spend your entire shift sorting and shelving them.,But they're job is to **help** us and make our jobs easier! "Pretty much the only two things Christians take literally in the Bible are Revelations (because it fulfills their endless sense of self righteousness, entitlement, and revenge fantasies) and anti homosexuality because they like hating gay people","Yes, because every Christian is an entitled homophobe." thank you so much for your insight. i was under the impression he should have closed his eyes and gave 'er a lil' gas ya know?,Glad I was able to clear that up for you DICE! Can we get some weapon skins that are actually practical. I would love to see some like this,I would love skins where they take the beautiful hand crafted historically inspired models and textures and cover them with shitty gauze. "Korea isn't considered hazardous? I dated a guy in the army in 2012 who said his deployments were all to North Korea, that sounded dangerous to me. I saw the pictures from one so I know it was legit.",You forgot I thought their RX 480 review was better than most TBH.,You mean the one where his graphs didn't include minimum frame rates and where he didn't include a dx12 benchmark or the new doom Vulcan api... Yeah it was a great review The Utah Jazz are the only NBA team with 3 Players in the top 31 of PER.,Should I cherrypick further and say top 20 in the West? Save me a seat.,See You Space Cowboy. "Sounds a lot like an essay question, but I'd say it was just good music and there was demand for it.",Amazing how many people ponder such weighty issues on a sunday evening close to the end of an academic term. My S5 and S7 edge have both been able to disable/uninstall bloatware.,It's more of the fact that they *come* preloaded with bloatware. Does anybody think about the butterfly effect a lot? I quite like to think of all the possible outcomes that could of occurred. All the changes to my personal life to things that would effect the universe as a whole. I think it is a Ne trait.,If I had actually ate breakfast on the morning of my high school exam I'd be a millionaire now. va reamintesc am supravietuit 26 de ani cu psd mai putem inca 4,Ma bucur ca ne multumim cu atata Genesis lot I found on FB. Think I did okay.,At least you got Shaq Fu. This is inaccurate. He's not even wearing Heavy Armour or a Chest Carrier!,the gun is heavy enough to use as armor and drum magazines invalidate the need for a chest carrier "Neither did I, but I also rarely participated in things.",Because you were a lazy millennial 110% agree with the karina kaboom comment. I would throw myself out of a window if someone would ever make me watch one of her videos.,"Oh, but where will we, the users of BGC, find a place to keep up with the content she puts in her videos- or even find about about it before she makes them?" "As a child, I lived next to a teacher who had a degree from Reading University and I struggled with the concept - I thought all universities made people read.","My first teacher in primary school was called Mrs Reed, which I thought was hilarious because that's what she taught us to do" When do you reckon 7.00 will hit the main client? Can't find any information on this anymore. Do we not know or?,yeah it's coming in 12december of valve time Mexico Is Legalizing Medical Marijuana Next Week,"Yah, cancer will be cured now" "Take the hint, Legion Commander pickers","Yeah, it's not viable because valve said so!" Who was the fastest player to max total? Just curious,"Zezima, when he was the first to reach total 1980." Hmm good idea and you mean like a small one right? Not sure if best buy would be okay with that,Bring your own power generator :D Minotaurs though.,Minotaurs are about 90% of the reason I bought the Beastmen DLC. My washer has a setting for console gamers!,"Let me guess, Whites Regular Drain and Spin?" "They don't make stuff like this anymore, thanks capcom.",what about those sick 5-6 throws in a row Those Yung Harvard Bias Tests,Ugh to think of how much money you got paid to post this Is 8am a good time to start teamkilling?,Rageteamkilling is a good way to start your day I prefer to think of it as Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway.,"At this point, they're just hoping everyone famous looks kinda like Kate McKinnon because they don't have another cast member worth a damn." "Come on, man. Everyone knows the CIA is full of librul doves that just can't handle Trump's realness.",They're being too politically correct! "First 2 days on Ark, ps4 Day 1, got basically set up, built a house, stocked some stuff, didn't see many people, logged off, Logged on, all stuff gone, character died to dino :/ ditched house, stashed a secret box to store items for boat, logged off. Day 2, have all I need for boat except hide, ran to get a couple more hide, rest of my stuff was stolen while I was gone, fuck. Died... loaded in totally new area, found a green beacon, have gave me 75 hide! Built Boat! Sailed for an hour, got beach to resupply, died to a man with a spear, him and his friend destroyed my boat, logged off PvP server, started solo session... here I come day 3 :/",Back in my day we were jailed for hours and we lost our stuff every day and we liked it! You have to make a meal for yourself for under $5. What do you make?,Buy a knife and rob a pizza guy "just want to point out for you that this is Raiders @ Jags, meaning Oakland is traveling all the way across the country to play a 1:00 game. not a dealbreaker, but certainly worth noting.",The whole west coast team traveling east assumption has been proven false. Senate Republican majority leader strongly condemns any foreign meddling to influence U.S. election,Now if only he had done that *before* his candidate won Donald Trump Learns to Love the Swamp,He drained it and found oil! Fwd from grandma IRL,"Yeah, fuck everything else that's happened over the past couple of centuries, having Obama as president is literally the worst thing that's ever happened in American history." I get this error when building a map with the mod tools,Git gud Darkies should stay in their respective areas so they can be safe from the white folk,#NAME? I should buy lottery tickets..,*Then she got killed by a random scatterarrow shot* Trying to follow all that would drive me to drink.,"Honest self-examination is indeed difficult and uncomfortable for most people, alcoholic or not." "Since his 3-0, 5 TD no INT start, Carson Wentz has gone 2-8 as a starter, throwing for 8 TDs and 12 INTs.","Total bust, trade for Romo" "Yeah, that is true but almost no one runs the default donkey. If they want people to keep buying and using custom couriers they need him to look like a courier that your team has.",Yeah because people will stop buying couriers all together if the monkey king doesn't disguise as them Let's see who isn't afraid,It's easy to support law enforcement when your experiences with them are positive and community members see them as public servants rather than oppressors. FWD: Playstation!!!,Doesn't grandma know that computer games give her viruses? "Wild Growth should get reworked Hi guys, I'm a little confused as to why [[Wild Growth]] works the way it does. 1) New players have virtually no visibility that Wild Growth turns into a card draw if you already have 10 mana. In fact, I believe it's the only card in the game that has a hidden effect like this. 2) Wild Growth utility to count for 2 spells seems too powerful for things like Arcane Giant, Gadgetzan Auctioneer, etc. Why isn't the text for Wild Growth just?: *Gain an empty Mana Crystal or draw a card if you already have 10 Mana*",wild growth + priest of the feast mmh.. HUMAN body.,"... why the goose are you commenting on this thread, it's, like ancient." It's finally done.,where is the fire extinguisher? 1:1 Soupreme,"Anytime you see the word Supreme written somewhere, you should take a picture and upload it here with the same unoriginal 1:1 succ title" Just a reminder that this is who we have moderating this sub.,Because the general vibe here is mature and respectful like it used to be before that goddamn Complex article that brought most of you here I love everything about this,Thank you! Yet we're allowed to critisise Catholics.,"That's because they're mostly white, and deserve everything they get." It makes NO sense to me either. Just to *maintain* the weight at 600lbs she would have to have been eating mountains of food. But then to double it? That family should be prosecuted. The sheer amount of food they had to be bringing to her is astronomical.,Thyroid problems and water retention obviously Uh... You wanna give some of those parallels?,Uhhh Time named them both person of the year! Sarcasm?,Yes. Didn't we have a war about this already? Didn't the south get their ass whooped the first time? Why are we back here so soon?,"Well, if you follow that logic, the party of Lincoln now supports states rights so makes sense" On second thought let's not go to Omegle. Tis a silly place.,"If I'm to be a flower, can I pick hemlock?" "I love Clarkson, but there is no way the Lakers are better with him instead of Russell on court. * Before Russell went down with injury, the Lakers were 7-7. When he was out hurt (until the NYK game last night), Lakers went 3-9. * Clarkson's counting numbers are similar before (14.6/2.6/2.1) and after (14.5/3.0/2.2) Russell's injury, but his OffRtg went from 106.4 to 97.9 and TS% went from 54.8% to 44.5%. * Randle before Russell's injury: 14.1/8.3/3.9 on 59.6 TS% on 21.6 USG%. Randle after Russell's injury: 11/9.9/2.5 on 45.6 TS% on 23 USG%. His OffRtg went from 108.4 to 91.5. * The supporting starters have also suffered without D'Angelo Russell's presence. Mozgov had a 105.1 OffRtg + 64.6 TS% before Russell's injury, but only a 86.6 OffRtg + 55.6 TS% while Russell was out hurt. Luol Deng had a 105.9 OffRtg + 43.7 TS% with Russell, but only a 91.3 OffRtg + 39.4 TS% with Russell out hurt. * I'm guessing OP's Clarkson opinion came from the earlier season games when LA was rolling and fully healthy. But I'm guessing OP may have compared Clarkson with the super bench unit to Russell with the starters. Yes, the bench unit's probably been the best thing about LA this season and the starters being much less impressive. But one should note that the bench guys (except Ingram) all had continuity from last season. In contrast, the starters are trying to integrate two new players: Deng and Mozgov. In addition, the bench guys are playing more of a free-wheeling, up-tempo style. In contrast, the starters are running more sets and plays with D'Angelo trying to learn/process everything as Luke's lead guard. * The eye test also should cut against the notion that Clarkson is better for LA than Russell. Anyone that's watched Clarkson play more than 2-3 games knows he's more of a shoot first combo guard. His playmaking has taken a big step back since he worked out with Nash his rookie season. With increased defensive attention while Russell was out, Clarkson would jack shots or turn the ball over under the pressure. When everyone was healthy and playing well, Clarkson was even more of a gunner (which isn't 'bad' as his shooting helped LA win some games). That sort of play may be a big component of a strong bench, but it's not something that makes the entire better like something such as D'Angelo Russell's playmaking, etc.",clarkson still looks more consistent than russell though imo What do you have now?,An fx 6300 with a fury x. The bottleneck is real. because Vander dont want to play with forgiven and he said if forgiven comes back he will leave,"He said it before summer split,stop giving fake info" "Optic in 4th sorry but ALG,C9 placed better than them",Thanks for answering the question. "Lol, ew, no. Mal once called me a wet blanket and it cracked me up cause I'm anything but.",I prefer my origin story better "Or at least a competitive playlist, like League Play. It doesn't look like that will happen though, since from what I saw almost all the changes to remastered were cosmetic.","Which is fine by me, I'm sure there will be Gamebattles or other ladder like sites to play and compete on." "Obama stated recently that he was going to step things up and stop playing nice once out of office. Which is disappointing in a way, sort of implies he hasn't been working as hard as he could be.",It's hard to work when there's a room full of loud mouth petulant kids refusing to do touch anything that existed in the same room as he did. Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt Insult Each Other,So genuine and authentic. Even the terrorist can love! :'( (a true love story),AUG in 2016 LUL. Is there any pro-Scientology subreddits on here? Honestly I'm pretty disappointed and disgusted with this and won't be surprised if this subreddit gets taken down since the name of the subreddit is copywrite infringement on its own. But anyway can someone link me to a subreddit that's actually Pro-Scientology?,"No, because Scientologists aren't allowed to use the internet to view Scientology related media." TPP was an issue important enough to me that if I was American I would have most likely voted for Trump,But HRC was against it! It's not. It's 3 rare with a chance at a faceoff collectible,2 rare QC on the new batch of TC hoodies.,These TC bogos soon to sell out faster than the authentic ones You mean we might be able to afford a free agent that isnt a 4th outfielder in 2018?!,Hey you be nice to Matt Joyce! "As a muslim, i think she was lying because she has a boyfriend, and she didn't want her dad finding out.",They're all the same -.- What was the Significance of this scene? Rick on the floor of the jail cell with the hatchet and some piece of paper. I didn't exactly follow why this was so important?,He misses Morgan. "Jesse Lee Peterson Hopes Trump Will Bring Back 'Masculinity,' Stop Men From Taking 'Female Roles'",Who? "I don't remember it being part of a saga, though I may be wrong, and I recall the campaign being excellent, so I don't think the DM was bad.","The DM wasn't bad, he was just a predictable dickhead" Yoooooo,very dope "No. **I** wasn't. **I** said **I** went through a phase like that. Simply relating to the fact that **I** know how op feels, because **I** have felt that way before in **my** life. If **I** would have meant it like you're trying to say **I** did. **I** would have said it's just a phase, you'll get over it.",Ugh why would you say something so offensive I hate you now Wait your turn,So about a billion dollars worth for airplane in this photo? What is this called? I thought it was a ramekin but eBay shows me creme brulee dishes. I need to order more. Searched oval and oblong as well. TIA,Boat. "Pipeline spills 176,000 gallons of crude into creek about 150 miles from Dakota Access protest camp","Don't worry, just another false-flag" ...I don't see it...,I see it. Dat trigger discipline!,But they're smiling... Why don't any good things from Brampton reach the front page,Because it's Brampton The level of detail is amazing. You can see where the most foot traffic is on this bridge because the stones are shinier!,"Wow, thats freakin amazing." "Unless they were from a David Bowie type, they're from separate individuals: they're all different colours (admittedly, all brown, but different shades).","I was being sarcastic, now I know why people will include" Can we fix frost skins? It's been like this since TWW.,Maybe by the time his deluxe comes out. "'Battle for Aleppo is over', Monitor Says, as Rebels Withdraw",Thanks Donald trump! "If Trump wasn't on the ballot, I might be willing to support Johnson.",On Reddit we finish a sarcastic post with "Yes. If you want to play Pokemon, just get the actual games. Go is trash compared to them","I have sunk many hours into Omega Ruby and Y, but I have never played GO." Those edits though.,"Hey he can say what he wants about those fat retarder feminist, but how dare he trash talk self driving cars!" You have to support the 'right' person or you're a pariah. Isn't blacklisting bad?,Leftists are implementing thought crimes. "I prefaced my comment with that so people don't try to call me racist. I also realize a good percentage of these people are white as well. By the way, how were the protests last night? I know the first night was violent and the second was mostly nonviolent.",It has been peaceful ever since that night. shyvana's ultimate is unstoppable because it's her ultimate. it has a big cooldown. there's only like 5 moves in the entire game that are unstoppable and they're all ultimates because being unstoppable is insanely powerful. most engage dash basic abilities are stoppable.,But Shyvana's ult has no cooldown. "So many people love to hate Rodgers, but the guy is so passionate about giving back to people.",Except his family of course "What is your favorite under appreciated Tool song? We all know everyone here loves Rosetta Stoned, Lateralus, Pushit, Right in Two, Parabol/Parabola, Eulogy, and H. But what about the songs we don't discuss as much. What song stands out to you that doesn't get its praise here as much as you believe it should?",The Grudge The truth has been revealed...,Expected it to say Send Nudes "you don't know what the situation is in my country, so shut the fuck up and mind your own you piece of shit","You don't know what the situation is like for nursing students, so personally I think you should mind your own business instead of insulting people for doing their jobs dude." The North Pole,Put your North Pole in her South Hole? A Boston Marathon movie? Really?,Perfect flick for 3 days before Christmas. "Being American, that just doesn't equate for me, haha. Even knowing Spanish at a fluent level does not help that make any sense.","It's Gaelic, not Spanish." and DAP,You forgot the so you're saying they are encouraging his illegal activities?! I am pretty sure companies can be held accountable for that!,Russia could use a guy like you Welly mom is deceased :/,Well CLEARLY your mom died BECAUSE she's a fatlogician that died from eating exclusively fatty meats Japanese soldiers conducting urban warfare exercise,"Those aren't soldiers, they are *defense enforcers*" it was sarcasm. nice username btw. ...that was not sarcasm.,you forgot the "I employed a redditor, she's always browsing instead of working. I hope she sees it because I'm sick of telling her to get back to work!","That beard is glorious, man!" I live in Toronto and just want to be a Klingon extra on this show.,You're on reddit so you probably smell like a Klingon and look like you've been in an engine room from not bathing. wtf did Zlatan do to get 3 spots higher?,"Well I mean, he scored 50+ goals in the 2015-2016 season, single handedly brought Sweden to the Euros, and won a treble in France." "Heads up, Canada's worst driver is from Edmonton this year and boy did she deserve it",Spoiler alert for those with a dvr Christmas leaks,"Yeah, I also hacked into NASA's mainframes and found out they are a group of reptilians." "Bill Gates insists we can make energy breakthroughs, even under President Trump",Guys Bill gates said something so it means we must listen! "Its definitely up there, but lets not forget Eddies 500 kg pull, Milostnoy 250 kg bench at 82.5 kg BW and Larry Wheels 985 kg total (and many more).",Sumners 500 kg squat! "Durant falls over on the final play, Cleveland wins.",This needs to be the sidebar picture We could have easily gone 0-16 this month. Pathetic.,"nah they beat the sixers handily The Clippers was a fluke win though since Blake, CP3, and Reddick were all out, so realistically 1-15" "The US can't even patrol it's entire border between Mexico, what makes anyone believe that NASA can patrol the ENTIRE circumference of Antarctica. This is ridiculous and hilarious and sad at the same time.","Automatic turrets, duh" Electro Clutch. Two towers down at the same time in overtime!,Cesus Jhrist Do you want to be as happy as this guy??,Throwback to Nintendo GameCube in the AV room during lunch Our dot stays as grey as our weather,At least you can kill gay whales for your enjoyment. "Heard that over there customs confiscates even trainers and parts because they can be used to make live balisongs. So not sure what your best bet would be, but its definitely not dhgate.","Damn, maybe I'll contact a seller on eBay or something and see if they are willing to take the handles apart and ship separately." Kill me,of course because every crossover is automatically cringe Why didn't she stop me?,SHE HAD 20 YEARS TO STOP HIM. So deep man. You just know this guy is 420 vaping life 4 real though. XD,You should post this in r/im14andthisisdeep Serious question... Would you still defend Activision if they added a Lazer gun? Or would you say it's innovative and brings life to the game?,It's called the M16 My batman is having that problem. I took a hair dryer to him and fixed it,Mine too but the head pops off so easily that you can just leave it off and the body stands fine... "So you taunted him. Great job man. Sure he's raging at you like there's no tomorrow, but you actively made him do it. Literally your first response was to insult him back. While he might be an an overly aggressive internet tough guy, you are behaving like an immature child, tantalizing him even further and doing nothing but spamming chat about how this guy is so dumb and raging lollll imma post this on reddit haha what a loser! You contribute nothing to the bg and are just spamming about shit no one cares about. You're part of the problem dude.","Yeah, its like she was asking for it." I was referring to the civil war stuff from marvel captain America.,Ah the American civil war It was done by a 400 pound undocumented Russian immigrant in Jersey. There. Something for everyone.,"but they weren't caught in the act, so forensics doesn't count." Well that's terrifying,The fact that nobody realizes this is a repost is also terrifying With how hard Marvel's been pushing Sam I wouldn't be surprise to see him being the Nova they choose to be in the MCU.,"But Jeph Loeb did Sam Alexander, and Marvel Studios doesn't care about Jeph Loeb!" Are you stuck with the tiny controller or will it bind to dsm2?,Currently only have the little controller he is saying it will drop %m20% at tomorrow's open.,Sorry I forgot this. "Pfft, as if the president elect would do that. He's too much of a chicken. YOU HEAR ME DONALD? YOU WOULDN'T DARE RAISE TAXES LIKE THAT","Revenue taxes are set by the Federal Reserve usually, he really could only provide input." "Hey! I just discovered this subreddit, but this is my tweet. each order contained 2 Doritos locos tacos with a side of loaded nachos. So, in total: -6 Doritos locos tacos -3 loaded nachos -3 small Mountain Dew Baja blasts",I think the 3 Baja blasts is the real win here. DWade has to kill pregnant women in car accident while being drunk to not make HOF,"Ahhh, the extreme Jon Bone Jones." "Yup, totally meant to do that",What map is this? Just a Pelicans fan passing through. Where is Harden?,just came in Bayern is my biggest love but I have to admit Lewa and Suarez are the best STs in the world.Great fucking news man!,Vardy is better nononono -- I made 315 feel like 225.,"Don't leave us in suspense, what did you change?" Sure am looking forward to what the uber talented Russ can do with mw5! Lol. Fuck these idiots and their shite team,It'll be different then. "Forest's Lansbury injured, out for the rematch.","Oh no, poor guy hope he recovers soon" "Jerry Jones propping that door open for Romo this morning, saying on a possible qb change you know it when you see it",clearly this won't affect the mental well-being of a first year rookie. What pisses you off most about your favorite player?,Federer not winning 25+ slams curfew/noise complaint,Cant wait to see the full vid! Yeah right? I wonder why they even call it Revenant? *Obviously* the entire class was dependent on staff 5 and sword 2. They might as well just delete the class name and rename it to Precision of the Mists.,Staff 5 of the mists "I'm more paying attention to the faces they give at the end, and how many peeps are thinking that's a very coy look they're giving each other P. S. Sorry-not-sorry if I spark anything.","Its a wolf and fox on a bed together, its almost expected." I just say ooh,I just say yiff. PS4 Content Update rolling out now.,"Confirmed, just added to downloads." Few players on PC,"I played OG cod on pc, I play MWR on PS4 and the main games are still tdm, dom and s&d sometimes I can get games on hq.. and yeah people rarely talk anymore, I don't talk on mic because I find it embarrassing and I'm self conscious about my voice, but each to their own." "Bernie Sanders Town Hall From Kenosha, WI (December 12)",Why the fuck is Bilbo Salvation doing a town hall in Wisconsin? "Just that he played great - great composure, excellent on 3rd down, limited his mistakes...","Awesome, totally agree" Clearly a joke...,Not that clear since i'm frequent at this subreddit so my IQ is higher than everyone else that thinks different and I didn't catch it. Not per day but after the 20th I don't date short guys you start to wonder why you even bother.,"Turn gay, they love a small man..." Why did they update the game 2 days before an event? some teams are locking down their strategies and everything.,It's almost like they don't care about the CompCod community because it's an insanely small part of their sales. "Yeah, it's called opening a window.",I hadn't thought of that This Trump voter didn't think Trump was serious about repealing her health insurance,Glad she thought it through when voting. "That's true and it makes more sense. But the tragedy in her character development is that she is a waste of space and seen as a failure. This part of her resonances in players because it's common to feel this way. When they feel this way often feel as if no one knows they are there. Xion disappearing and being forgotten is the ultimate form of this fear. So the joke is less literal, it's making fun of the fact that Xion should never even be there. She is not a Nobody but she is truly a nobody as we often feel. If we asked who is that? It's a direct jab at Xion herself and more cruel and suggests we never knew her, but pretending she is not there suggests there is something missing but we cannot place it. The joke seems mean but in a way it shows that we see ourselves in her. We treat her like the friend who we don't notice. But we love her because we are that friend sometimes. Don't you notice how much attention she gets from people who act as though she isn't there?","I find this paradox interesting, take my upvote." "PSA: if you are giving/receiving an Xbox one console for christmas, considering booting it up before wrapping it to download/install any mandatory updates or digital games! This process could take significantly longer on Christmas Day due to the sudden influx of new console owners pounding the network. Also, if it's anything like last year, there could be more DDOS attacks that render the online services completely useless for days which could prevent the gift from even being able to play their games if they're digitally bundled. Happy holidays to all!","Would be a nice gesture for sure, but yeah does depend on the person." Holy sh** someone actually posted Breitbart as a newsource here. How far down can we really go...,"Haven't you heard, every news source EXCEPT for Breitbart is fake news now!" "Who is enjoying rust right now? I certainly am. Sure I would rather have the bp system back, but that doesn't make me want to quit the game. I dont get what all the fuss on this sub has been about lately. The game for me is still one of my favorite games, and look at it compared to other survival games. Rust and its devs arent money hungry, unlike Ark, H1Z1, etc. What other game do you know will change based on your feedback? Hardly any. Can we all just be grateful for Garry and Helk and all the devs, and just be grateful for the game? Sure, if you dont like something in the game post it, but you dont need to degrade the devs for not caring or doing nothing","According to Garry they aren't interested in your opinion unless you enjoy the game, so yea I enjoy the fuck out of it..." You really really don't want the ones from Best Buy. They mark the prices up and the parts are pretty crappy.,Outdated. When you realize you shouldn't have left Wales.,But didn't he play the euros for them? The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored,"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna" I'm 30 and use word all the time. Will never stop.,You should also use plurals Roberto actually elected free agency yesterday so that would be an even better deal for us,"Oh god, 2017 hopes are shot." Well he won't be needed to clean toilets if the theater shuts down,"and, surely Wang will throw away a $10 billion investment over this" "Fair enough, don't act so defensive.","Because he has no reason to preface that claim, right?" Why does it say Facepunch response? but where is the response???,inb4 helk shadowban I hate living near an airport! It's so loud! Let's destroy other people's businesses and jobs for no reason!,It's not like the airport was there first. It's all relative; you really need to get out more.,Hurrr what for its bleak here oh god kill it with fire,Will still be LIT Apparently my toddler has a great throwing arm!,"It's just a dead pixel, easily fixed." "The Jedi are mentioned at least twice from what I remember, nothing about order 66.","Sweet, thanks!" TFW there's no 'Justice League' trailer till 2017,"1/1 2017, calling it now" up vote for Mei's Snowball fight! So fun.,Where is your Who now has it too,Genetic Inheritance My time for the psyonix please. How can this happen?,"Way to ruin iwillbeforever's win streak, that's just not cool." Ranking seems fair Psyonix,Looks to be working as intended. "Since yours is a Fruit King, maybe also a Bomb Chef then? How about 6 Sticky Buns? Like some dumplings, Russian pirozhki, calzones. Also, a giant sushi roll as a Grumpy Roll. And he himself would be a blob of spaghetti with meatballs. A spaghetti torso with a meatball head. He'd yell *Bon appetit!*, or *Have some good healthy food!* while ulting. Oh, and while at it, another set called Sugar Bomb. Throwing explosive candies and marmalade at enemies, a big Grumpy Cake, and he himself is gonna be a macaroon, yelling *Diabetes incoming!*, or *Don't forget to brush your teeth!* while ulting.","Too much food, people will start to complain and say that the skin is insensitive to people with allergies or to people who can't eat those foods" Did I blow it?,"Should've said she would be in no state to walk after youve finished with her, because you will break her legs" "There's American Express ads at gas stations, Coleman's blatantly on the camping chairs. No doubt more I haven't seen myself. I'm sure if I did a Google there would be others people found. The Kingsglaive movie had Audi logos everywhere, not to do with the game but still, it's an immersion breaker.",But Coleman makes some damn fine camping equipment. Good point. I stand corrected. And your reasoning still works if the attacker starts the race at t=0 while withholding blocks.,Cheers! "The ironic thing about your attitude is that your bearded Brethren consider *you guys* outside the Church.* *At least on an institutional level, so don't come to me with anecdotal stories of an Orthodox priest you knew who was cool with you receiving communion in their church, etc.","But they consider each other outside the Church half the time, so nbd amirite?" "I know a couple like this. Wife was a badge bunny who got pregnant out of wedlock and trapped the cop into marriage. The dude can't retire because they're so deep in debt. They've even taken out a second mortgage on their home--and believe me the original mortgage payments were far less than rent and should've been paid off long ago on his salary. The wife spends every penny he earns and yells at him on the rare occasions he's tried to spend a little on himself. The son and daughter--now 25 and 31, respectively--have learned from their mother and still live at home, preferring to mooch off daddy rather than getting apartments and working for luxuries. The wife and kids don't pay rent or insurance, of course, and go on vacations and expensive day trips, eat out all the time and dad is in his 60s and still can't retire. I remember vividly a conversation I had with the daughter (my former best friend) who was *outraged* her dad had bought himself a $300 birthday present when the family was in so much debt. A couple days later she posted a pic on FB of her and her mother eating at an expensive wine bar. A couple days after that they posted pics from going on a day trip to San Diego, and every month or so they post pics of themselves at Disneyland, because they have had annual passes every single year for about 10 years despite how deep in debt they are. TL;DR: The woman-child is just as bad as the man-child, but for some reason people don't give women-children anywhere near as much crap.",What's a badge bunny? Elbows on the table. I just need somewhere comfy to put my arms.,"Assuming you aren't restricting the eating motion of those around you, I agree." Woman dragged off Delta flight for ignoring boarding procedures,Story OP? "Please refrain from reporting the stickied AMAs as they are obviously already vetted and approved by the Mod team, or they would not be stickied in the first place. Thank you.",DON'T BELIEVE YOU Because they have to let the barbers know how to fix their man's hair. Duh. We're too stupid to know how.,"Just like you guys don't know how to show your emotions, you know nothing about hairstyles either." The last time we met Middlesbrough,Of course Sterling fails to score "Scientists used $666,000 in federal research money to examine whether distant prayer could heal AIDS, finding it could not.",Taxation is the price we pay to live in a sivilized society. "Now it's time to do some good line changes put AA,Larkin,MANTHA together",We get Out Jurco and Mo instead What's a topic that needs to be discussed more often?,Politics What happened to my windows?,They were cracked that would have been called on anyone else,"No dude, he's DPOY that was clean!" "Sequestration fucked us hard. Civilian maintenance furloughs, and not buying the parts we need. If you don't fly you don't train. Every type of flight has a refly interval and prereqs. So you end up doing extra training on daytime stuff cuz everyone is expired on something needed to fly a particular night event. When we do fly it's for FRAGs to do casevac practice for grunts, or fly the general somewhere. Not to mention cutting corners because if the planes aren't up you'll end up working 12 hour shifts that are really 14 hour shifts and weekends. The extra hours at work usually doesn't even mean anything because there's no parts! Qualified guys get fed up with the bullshit, get out, then the promising up and comers get qualms forced on them and get shit on for fucking up the responsibility they were forced into. They get jaded and EAS. Rinse, Repeat. I'll quit my bitching now.","If the planes arnt up you'll work 14 hour shifts Nice try Gunny, but the planes will never be up" Who is even in consideration for someone more athletic than Russell Westbrook?,Meyers Leonard! A lot of people are thinking this is a clear fuck up but the bot threw that totem golem down so it could play Thing from below the next turn.,You forgot your "I was just thinking about how they've managed to turn an online, social game into one where people are actively trying to lag into solo sessions to play alone. It's sad.",The stuff they released today makes me want to play solo more than ever before! You know that happens every year right?,You are incorrect. "Donald Trump Just Insulted The United Nations, And Their Response Is Perfect | Trump called it just a club for people to have a good time; UN tweets 10 ways the UN makes a difference in the lives of millions every day (in comments)",that list is quite bullshit. I've just discovered a milk door at my grandma's house,An-Cap's might be losing their shit at seeing Raw Milk being sold back then. Aleppo: More than 100 children trapped in a building which is under attack,This totally doesn't reek of hyperbolic propaganda "Trust me, nobody will do the level 3 gank with red buff because you lose too much out of it as a jungler ganking. If the enemy jungler counterjungles, you lose out on a whole level/2 compared to enemy.","Yeah, sure, NO one would EVER go for that free gank." "There has already been a proven cover up of something. What is left to come out is just the evidence, if there is any. And if there wasn't anything to cover up, then why would they?",The only thing covered up is Hillary's emails! Cancer cured.,"Didn't you know, cancer has been cured but the government is keeping it secret to make money off of chemo" "Admins, what is your morning ritual?",Cup of coffee and a quick look at this subreddit. "Eh, worth a shot...","Martini op, Dice plz Nerf again!" "My kindness, my honesty (but not brutal honesty), I give the best hugs ever, my resilience and the fact that despite being ill I still do the effort to see friends and family (don't know what I'd call that). Oh! And extra traits, acceptant, open-minded and not judgy. I also have a damn good booty. Needed the boost today,","In curious, what makes your hugs the best?" dungeon finder?,I guess your item level was too low 1 ecto + 1 obsidian shard + 1 skill point + 1 mystic coin = 3 mystic coins. fixed the price to that of ectos so it can never go too crazy and you also tied it to karma and skillpoints so you can't just do this indefinitely. make it 2 ectos if the price seems too low. been saying this for years.,"You don't need to apply your logic here, this is GW2 we're talking about." "They were doing it before the vikings were, and the vikings sure as shit didn't learn it from the Native Americans.",The Vikings probably learned it from the Romans who were about before there were Christians nevermind Muslims. DotA Improvement Idea - Scoreboard Talent Tree Icons,You cant get ulti at 17 though Most of us are pretty good with the whole metric thing now anyway. Its so much better. I can't understand why the US is still holding out. Do they think we are all so stupid we can't figure it out?,It's because no one outside of Reddit really gives a fuck. He said that assange was going to release all unreleased Clinton emails on her birthday this year,Maybe he just doesn't know when her birthday is? "Has a sleeve of tattoos, will be an insane fuck. Beyond that...",Never Give Up...obviously.. You know that sarcasm doesn't come through it plain text right? Google inflection,* Don't pretend to be the grown up and then use an asinine term like bernie bros. That's one of the reasons people abandoned you. You're part of the problem.,Did you just rail against someone mocking a group of people by thowing him into a group of people and then mocking him? I get a lot of hate from Catholics for being Lutheran. Like an inordinate amount. I thought this stuff got solved like five centuries ago,Maybe it will fully resolve itself when you return to the mother church? "I dunno, Raanta only gave up two goals against a really good offense. I feel like right now Hank would have given up more, but it's hard to say because we also would have definitely allowed more than 24 shots with Hank in net.","Yea, but that's 2 more goals than he gave up in the last 2 games combined!" Sexy Redhead.,name? All I want for Christmas this year! Wish they had the GOTY edition however.,"Not gonna lie, if they released a Burger King Collection with all of them I would probably buy it." Person Impersonating me price fixing.. Just a Heads up,Nice try mr price fixer! "Popping into Sainsbury's to pick up lunch 5 minutes before catching a train, to find they've moved everything around making it like fucking Supermarket Sweep. Seriously, why at a train station?","As long as you thought Go wild in the aisles in a dale Winton voice, you be fine." "The 2015 FBI Crime Stats for violent crimes, with hispanic classification computed and deducted from the white statistics.","Well, these results totally surprised me." "CSGO Version of imagine dragons , radioactive by dny",*While I'm playing with toxic teammates...* I'm breathing in the chemicals...(inhales)...(exhales). So it's like an IM app but officially made by the carriers?,"Gee, that sounds fantastic" Jim Irsay donates millions to the Indianapolis YMCA,"I'm convinced Jim Irsay is one of the more incompetent owners in the league, but I've never heard anything about him that made me think he was a bad guy." "It is amazing. It has a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 97%. The Critics Consensus is Smart, original, and above all terrifying, *It Follows* is the rare horror film that works on multiple levels -- and leaves a lingering sting. I'm sorry if you didn't enjoy the movie, but you're definitely in the minority. Tarantino said it's one of the best movies he's seen in years. I stand by my original statement, it's an amazing movie.",well if tarantino said so it must be true! Which is why I am also for large and comprehensive welfare programs. No one should ever be put in a situation where they cant afford food or healthcare,"I am in favor of charities, I feel that the government won't do as good of a job as private charity." Lucas Werner! Hes a legend on weird facebook,That's a bingo! "A Year Later, Unfiltered Flint Tap Water Is Still Unsafe To Drink",The real question here is how can we blame this on Trump? Crates A Very Rare Boost (any),"I've got dark matter, trinity, yellow lightning, ink all available for trade" The fuck. Seriously? Slightly greyer icons are making your eyes hurt? Fucking hell. I know people don't like change but this is just ridiculous.,Lol eye strain is a myth people Ooh I know! Seidenberg!,Garth Snow thinks the same.thing "No, as in shadowflame was guaranteed lethal. There was no rng necessary here, you just misplayed lethal.","Oh now I get it, i should have shadowflamed my 6/6 Holy shit how could i not think of that by myself, thanks for the advice" I never speak spanish to my fucking phone but it shoots god damned spanish beer commercials at me... I've sinced moved to a different part of town and now every commercial yells at me in asian (I have no idea which it is because it changes),"Asian, man that language is annoying, same with hispanic and Indian." Leaf blower snow removal in Canada,I am definitely trying this next snowfall. Checklist to help you prepare for MIPS reporting for January 2017,Yay more MACRA. "Me too, skarmy and bowler are the only viable epics imo.",P.E.K.K.A! "I don't have children, you insensitive clod!",Nuu get married already. Oh yes. I live in IN and I don't know a single soul who says Reese's Pieces correctly. They all say ree-sees pee-sees drives me fucking bonkers.,Lol I've literally never heard of this and the thought alone makes me cringe. The only thing I found surprising is it knew my laptop was charging and what % the battery is at. I understand why the other info is passed to a browser but why would it pass info on my charging and battery percentage?,So it can advertise battery packs exclusively to users with <15% battery remaining while browsing. "But dude. What if he's like, Chewbacca's grandpa.",Oh my Force that makes like so much sense! "I am always conflicted on National Coming Out Day since I am not out except to a few close friends. Hey TrollX, I'm Pan! <3 <3","I'm not out either, and I'm queer." Hey can you still do this?,Wait what is this -_- This Motion Sand is a perfect gift this Christmas.,Because that's totally action figure related.... All Donald Cowboy Cerrone's UFC finishes,"Man, what a body kick against Brown." I guarantee bettis is faster than Brady so I don't think giving bettis 90 speed would be unprecedented.,"Idk it be a close race, but Brady would win" What fictional TV restaurant do you wish you could really eat at?,The Baratie "Pull back your bow (you do have a bow right) unless you are some kind of girly man or something you should have it set at around 70-75lbs, pull with about 1/3 that amount of force on the ATM.",Triggered "Couldn't agree more. All of the shit fucks trashing him are tools. Sure, he hasn't played exceptionally these past two games, but there is a reason the team is comfortable playing lee over Elise. I'm sure he's been popping off in scrims on it. If he weren't, they wouldn't pick it. You know how the Reddit analysts get though....","Hasn't played exceptionally, were you watching these games or are you delusional." Protecting Christmas light connections from the elements.,"Most people don't know this, but there's actually a specific kind of tape made for protecting electrical connections." "You could gag her, blindfold her and tie her arms behind her back and she could still tell you what to do.",I don't get it. Trump Supporters Love Russia And Think CNN And The New York Times Are Fake News,What's wrong with dividing the world between the US and Russia? That's why you always offer tampons when they come in the door.,Or at the bus stop Marvin And Jimi Is The Answer,The Obsession Continues "Well, fudge.....Any tips to prevent this in the future?",Get a hygrometer and make sure the humidity doesn't get too high But what about those found in the mosque *what is to be done with them?*,"Aiding and Abetting, one-way ticket to a country that gives a fuck about your religion." Or just turn the power off to it and use pliers.,"Also, unplug it if possible... ...then LOTO and get the proper hot work forms filled out and signed, grab a sniffer, have a fire watch, and remove all flammables 35ft or more" DISCUSSION: Why do people hate Hack Snyder so much?,#NAME? Something new late this week,New Marvel Insider Bonus points coming later this week too... 83 whole points! Plot twist: it's TheSolarian.,But I thought he said he doesn't use alts. "I want to get off this ride now, thank you.","Obama has a press conference coming up, perhaps he will declare that next year is also 2016 and we have to redo the election!" Everyone except the most radical Hillary supporters have admitted the hacks never happened. There is ZERO evidence the Russians are involved. Seth Rich leaked the DNC data.,ya bro this is fake; pizza gate is real but this is fake "typical liberal who thinks hes bettar then everyone else. your the reason trump won, you and your smugness. yeah i bust my ass everyday to pay for people like you living off the goverment. whose far behind now?",I mean you are..since you're working for my WIC and EBT card anyway Ivanka Trump to get office in WH space reserved for first lady: report,Why doesn't Trump and Ivanka just bang already and make it official? What in good gravy is going on in here lol,"I don't even know, but it's hilarious!" "Without revealing your actual age, what something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?",Rabbit ears and aluminum foil. "TBH I'd rather hear QTPie talk about it than doublelift as proof, but a man can only hope",why would qtpie be a more accurate source of information than doublelift? lol this is great thanks,What kind of build you got? Nice serve,SEHD NUDES? "Other than Reddit, what reliable sites do you get your info from? I love keeping up with tech related news, especially when it comes to phones and I was wondering which ones you guys used to do so.",The Verge "Anyone notice that voice uploaded 2 rips from Kirby with alliteration of P? It's a common plot device in Kirby games to have world names' alliteration letters spell out the plot twist so even if it is coincidence, I think that this is worth investigating.",i bet it'll spell out PPAP or somethin' "Is it just the pogo app, or your phone in general? Try uninstalling and reinstalling the app. If that doesn't fix it, try a factory reset of the phone.","He should probably format C:/ on his computer too, so the lag doesn't come through from scanning websites." Jeff Jarrett In Talks To Return To TNA (that'll put butts in the seats),But what of the juggernaut that is GFW? Donald Trump had to be rich and white. That's the difference.,"Yeah, him and every president before Obama too!" You're probably about as likely to see Digg user for 63 years.,What's digg? "CIA and US air support, but unfortunately not for long. Things are about to get really bad for the Kurds. Possibly genocide bad.",Turks never genocide though. "There is a chance that qwertyoruiop might release a jailbreak soon for iOS 10.1.1. If you want a jailbreak, stay on iOS 10.1.1, especially if you have iPhone 7.",Me no understand... With all the AMD announcements recently and the RX480 gaining performance against the GTX1060...,"I'm glad I got the RX480, it's performing so well, I love it :3" Anyone hear anything on the Playstation 4 construction release date?,Soon Does anyone know what the rules are when it comes to consumption in public? Would you be allowed to light up anywhere you can smoke a cigarette?,"Generally speaking that's a negatory good buddy, although I'm sure the PDs of some cities and towns will care less than others." "Downvote if you want, at least NV's quests actually fucking progressed somewhere outside the main story.","Downvote if you want, but Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is actually a good game." "Iron bomber vs stock? Posting this here because the new steam tf2 forum mod banned me for pointing out that lenny spammers aren't funny. Yes. Only for that, a ban.",I've seen B4nny and comp players using it over stock lately. "It's a real shame the Trickster hasn't returned since The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith, especially as there's a lot of potential for another confrontation with the Doctor.","Yeah, when I first saw images of the whispermen I got exited that they might relate to the trickster because of how similar they looked but no such luck." "When you look at all the available horde bounties, the majority of them are not for 1-50 completions.",My RNGesus must just be angry. The 2ft increase to Symmetra's photon projector is... Noticeable,Now I can troll pick and still be viable in my games What a time to be alive "Looks great! I love my 330Ci ZHP immensely and can't think of more than two or three cars under $25k I'd trade it for. Drive it, maintain it, and enjoy it!","Depending on the condition, you can find clean E36 and E46 M3s for under $25k as well as some E39 M5s, unless you're talking strictly new cars." Tell me again that the Alt-Right isn't a white supremacist group...,Actually it's about ethics in racial superiority. "Smart speed bumps check the treads on your tires, tell you when they're bald",The goodyear tire lobby is going bribe the government to mandate these be installed countrywide. Hopefully frontrow tickets to Bisping v GSP,I SEE YOU SOM BOI.....@ UFC: BISPING vs GSP "I mean serious as in not designed for comedy. I appreciate their dedication to the bit, of course.",Sorry....should've added What is your view about the past year?,"I can see it all, is that what you are asking?" "NHL 17 Booster Pack Giveaway PS4 This is a giveaway for four players- two 88's, and two 87's. Giordano Pacioretty Van Riemsdyk Kesler BUT WAIT! If you comment now, we'll throw in TWO FREE PLAYERS, FREE! Kuznetsov Barrie That's six players for the price of none! And that's not all! Ok no that's all. I'm tired, I'm high, comment ANYTHING to enter. Confess to murder, come out of the closet, idgaf. Just have fun. See you boys in the morning. GO!",ken bone is my hero "In other news, nature is being nature.",On your front porch. Analysis. What prompted that response?,Do you ever question your reality? And no flag NFL's fucking bullshit with their rules,Wasn't intentional and he wasn't considered defenseless Like Wolves,Okami yo Exactly. Win this game and we will have 2 home games against weaker sides to play in December. I am fully confident that we will be inside top 4 by the end of December if we win all 3 games.,"but, but, everyone was telling me top 4 is impossible and unreachable..." I feel quite happy with my decision not to do any!,Agreed Some people just don't have time to grind,"** grind in an environment where someone can blow you up in seconds with absolutely no effort or skill required with the hydra, and no way to defend yourself from it besides forcing one person your team to do NOTHING for hours but patrol with their own hydra, cuz thats not boring or the definition of unbalanced" If you hold up minimum wage paid staff members 2 hours after close you're probably a bunch of assholes fuck all of you,At least you made 14 dollars though! "To calm down the Trumpsters, here is a nativity scene without any Jews, Arabs, Africans, refugees or unwed mothers","You're wrong, Jesus was a white, southern, christian, steel worker." "Germany and France do not take orders from USA. As seen during Iraq war, they are perfectly capable of opposing it.",Yeah those sanctions against the US really showed them Wtf justifies that price?!? Holy horse shit,In their defense it does have 11 USB ports WHAT? People with an alternative viewpoint are participating in this discussion? WHO LET THEM IN HERE?!,"You're right, we *should* give the white nationalists a platform to discuss their agenda." That is fucking amazing.,Pretty sure this is the boss level to some video game with amazing graphics. Nest Migration #9 has Occurred! - TheSilphRoad,Terry Hershey looks like it is Vulpix now "How to improve RTA drafting stage? So, i havent done a fight in this rta event, but i always thought that the draft stage was kinda problematic, since you picking 5 monsters and have one banned after means that you cant really pick a wombo combo of any sort, and you end up picking 5 units that are all around good, and no unit is really essencial to the team. Also, having no limits to the monster pool you bring as options is really annoying imo What i suggest: instead of entering the rta with all yours monsters available, maybe force you to create a small team( maybe 10ish), visible to the opponent, and you can only pick from this pool your rta team. And change the bans so that you ban from this pool of options, not ban the already picked monsters. So my idea would work like this: both players enter the rta with 10 monsters each; both players take turns banning monsters from the pool and picking their team, something like: ban 1/pick 2/ban 1/pick 2; What are your thoughts on this? Is the existing draft good in your opinion?",You can improve your drafting stage by summoning more beast monks.^ "I'm sure there's some of that. But I deal with a good many stupid people on the left who are snobby as well. For instance, I've read much of Chomsky's work and find some of it very valuable. But I think other bits are pure bunk. The amount of stereotypical college liberals who I've argued with about those issues only to find out they've not even read the relevant Chomsky texts or those he's responding to is substantial. I have a friend who is an activist because she retweets BLM and has read 2/3rds of *The New Jim Crow*. I'm not an expect in the political ailing of the African American community, but I've spent much, much, much more time than she has researching these issues from both sides of the fence. Yet, she's insanely, and snobbishly, dismissive of conservative friends who disagree.",I've never experienced that because I work in a very conservative industry and all of my family is far-right so I'm not used to dealing with other liberals. Syria: then and now,Nice job Hillary! TH9 - Troop upgrade order suggestions,Go back to th8 and finish those first? "If you're going to swag spells, don't be a dick about it.",Looks like it was pretty hard to do... "From the director of two very mediocre Ghibli movies... Still, the animation is gorgeous. I hope the story is good.",Those two are some of my favorites! GOP super PAC linked to Paul Ryan used illegally hacked material against Democratic House candidates: report,So they used Wikileaks? smack my...dick hole?,Shaking my dick hard "Live in the South, have all my teeth.",Ok fair...but how's being married to your sister-cousin How does one refute anonymous anecdotal evidence to your satisfaction?,You just don't want to try to prove a negative because you're lazy or something. Boston Bruins Need to Get Rid of Malcolm Subban,Trade him for Yannik Weber This comment takes the cake for dumbest idea I've seen today.,Love your logic... The 2006 squad was definitely better. That was a magical season until we lost Rivers and LT just before the AFC Championship game,Absolutely Is re-ordering our decks too confusing for new players? WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE RE-ORDER OUR DECKS?,The technology just isn't there sorry man. Can't see... darn work filters.,Some sexy tanks Crystal was Boobs and Dr Pepper. The one who killed her dog with Ambien or something.,"Yes, but was she the one the bloggers said stunk because she co washed her hair?" Who is brigading? I've been subscribed to this subreddit for a while now.,I'm obviously brigading becausee I have an opinion he doesn't like and it's getting upvoted. id rather have a gold on my team than someone who'd complain about having a gold on the team before the match even starts,"People may see this as someone exagerating, but holy shit, the games were someone starts to complain from the start are the worse, I would gladly take a player ranked golden than one of those..." "TIL that 46.1% of Americans die with less than $10,000 in assets.","Hmm, so if I make sure to always have less than 10,000 dollars in assets, I'd be slightly less likely to die at any point!" Update: Matchmaking is still garbage,You were just taking all the kills.... How much longer until Trump adds Scrooge McDuck?,Remember when Trump tweeted that Clinton had paid Donald Duck to follow him around? Buying tickets on mobile Wanted to ask a quick question. Last year I was able to buy my tickets on my PC for pax East. This year I might be at work which means I'll have to get them on my mobile phone. Has anyone tried buying them using the mobile website and did it work or did you have any problems. I know sometimes websites load funky on my phone. And if it's going to give me issue I want to plan ahead. I have an Android btw. Thanks,Firefox worked last year on my s5 And you just know they had some epic choreographed laser and light show with soaring music and smoke machines to go with that confetti. I almost wish we could have seen it. I'll bet it was super impressive and expensive as fuck.,"Yep, I bet it set Daddy Soros back a mint." "To be fair, its been pretty cold in the upper midwest this past week.",Proof that global warming isn't real. Why is there music I don't approve of on the radio? Won't someone think of the children?,I got like 4 minutes in and I couldn't take it anymore. "Reddit, my housemate forgot to lock his room when leaving for winter break. What are the best ways to mess with him?","Change his bed sheets, that will really mess with his mind!" U.S. Faces Tall Hurdles in Detaining or Deterring Russian Hackers,Especially since Putin won't allow Trump to do anything about it. i mean I do tend to get tilted to the point where I get so desensitized that I gotta rip out my pubic hair just to feel again.,I just rip my dick off you know? *twitch*,*twitc'h* Dat elitism tho,They probably can't even name 6 of Chance's albums. "TIL that 46.1% of Americans die with less than $10,000 in assets.",This is why we have to repeal the death tax right? President Obama signs nationwide ticket-bot ban into law,Good to see he is tackling the big issues in his last days in office. I am not sure if that is helpful in this situation.,He means that it is a 3 month old account and essentially the sole activity is posting anti-Trump and anti-Republican things to politics. Who is burning their Class Notes ?,Why would I burn my class notes when I can sell them to StudySoup and make a few bucks? "Don't forget about: * Minion horde * knight * barbarians * Ice golem * any unit 3 or under + minions * Any unit 2 or under + mini pekka * any super tank + any ranged dps sets up for a strong counter push * Freeze * pekka * rocket * lightning * tombstone * Grave yard * furnace * barbarian hut * goblin hut * goblin barrel (need really good aim) * skarmy * Sparky (ermagurd) I feel like I'm missing some, but there's some sparky counters you forgot about.",Mega minion being the #1 sparky counter honestly I use MM after sparky crosses bridge "haha yeah, also even though it's 20 years later, it's the two immediate successors to the 1996 SuperBowl QBs. That's pretty crazy if you think about it...",That was on my 7th birthday! Seems legit... xpost askreddit,All I see is a comment graveyard after mods nuked the thread NYPD blamed in phony hijab grab incident. Defendant's family was irate that Defendant was dating a Catholic... GOD FORBID... TOLERANT,It's ok to discriminate against Catholics though. NOAA Issues 'Jaw-Dropping' Assessment on 'Unprecedented' Arctic Warming: Latest Arctic Report Card finds that region's temperatures continue upward climb twice as fast as global temperature increase,FAKE NEWS 'Terrorist' is a bullshit term to begin with. It's basically just a rebranded form of 'partisan'.,"Yeah, blind and/or extreme partisanship is great or is motivated by something good" "Any point in a pregnancy can cause fas with even one glass one wine. Any doctor who says otherwise is an enabling, quack alcoholic.",Did you forget this? Loving bath time,Oh that curl! "am i missing something? will those credit card readers not work with the included 3.5mm to lighting adapter??? also, chip & pin will soon make those swipers obsolete anyway.","I know that at least the square reader can read chip cards, and yeah it should work with the 3.5mm to lightning adapter." "Imagine how Puerto Ricans feel, being immigrants and all...","Oh come on, you know you're not a real citizen if you speak Spanish." "Champs you can never beat no matter what Name a champ you can never beat and we share counters and tips! Darius...tanky, ad, ap, afk, i can never beat him",A-Z cause I'm an ADC "Talking about film. I fucking love movies, they've been a huge part of my life since I was younger. Everyone these days has such a closed off hivemind about movies that it's pointless to even begin a discussion about movies or recommend a movie to someone. They all like the same 20 classic movies, regurgitate whatever blurbs they read on Rotten Tomatoes or the popular opinions on r/movies, and seem to think they are cutting edge. If they don't fall into that category, then it's probably going to be a snob, just a bunch of stuffy, pretentious people desperate to make you aware that they took some classes on film in college or, worse, have a fucking degree in film. I feel like there isn't an honest person in the bunch and that no one gives a shit what they watch anymore as long as someone, who gets paid a lot of money, goes 'that was a good movie'.",YouTube: Every frame a painting To be fair the utter amount of takedown requests they get in a given day is absurd. I'm sure it's a lot easier to just blindly execute them and then review if there is a dispute than to review every single request.,Major corps requests from a verified corporate account are taken with a higher weight. "In Todd McShay's first mock, Cowboys get pass-rusher",Well that's a bold prediction Thank God I found this sub; How do I explain this to my girlfriend without being an ass?,That's a deal breaker for me. Couldn't disagree more. Hearing the crowd react and seeing Roman puzzled about something we didn't know yet was very unique.,But its Roman's fault "I've got this crazy idea, hear me out. we play another game where we leave these meshing lines the fuck alone...","nah, wheres the logic in that" "The moral of this story is you can fuck up once or twice and still be redeemed IF you are cute/attractive. If you're not, that second chance will most likely never happen.",Personality/emotion has a huge impact on outwardly perceived attractiveness "Nah, the app worked.....just worked a little too well. You could all in airstrikes on people in the DZ but, those without the app on their tablet would NOT be able to do this which would leave those without a tablet at a massive disadvantage so, they just killed it (for now).",I'm sure that helped DZ balancing Inside word is he'll be going back to Taranaki as well so I dislike him less now.,Inside word is that he's gonna stay in Crusader country and not jump on the Canes bandwagon like Jordie... "Performance-wise the Tiberon falls off rather quick, sadly, because it is a rifle that handles nicely, looks nice, performs nicely really, but you will soon see that it is starting to have difficulties in keeping up with the higher level contents. Paris Prime is the best Puncture bow we have for now (if you can stomach its default looks).",Tiberon prime when de Upgraded,Nice you can get all the way to 1600x1024! and showdown kuechly only requires 75 collectibles,"I have 4 showdown collectables, will that be enough for the set?" "Do you mean the Black knight satellite? Because if you do you can probably calm down, its been thoroughly debunked as just a thermal blanket that got loose during a NASA mission.","He's talking about the satellite that Batman uses to spy on all of us and report our activities back to Donald Trump's newest appointment for the NSA, commissioner Gordon." "He was executed in 1989, so i'd be extremely surprised if he was lurking about in 1997.","Well, he was a tricky and sly MoFo, so you never know!" Watch it just trickle down all over the place. Mmmmmm!,Definintely been proven to work sufficiently I think this is the right choice. almost definitely no harm done in this decision.,unless...gravy has already secretly mastered smashbox tech that is unbeatable Everybody needs to delete their Facebook. Mine's been deleted for almost 8 months and I don't miss it at all. Send Cuckaberg a message that we REFUSE to support his #FakeNews website.,I deleted mine 3 yrs ago But come on now....fb has just yesterday announced that they will put in ways to help prevent fake news........ Reagan got it from Margaret Thatcher (iirc) who said let's make Britain great again,and both were so good for the working poor and deregulation never caused any issues Fury at plans to sack Greater Manchester's entire firefighter workforce,Not as if this is an important public service. Reagan got it from Margaret Thatcher (iirc) who said let's make Britain great again,Such great examples of success. Back when women were attractive. Smh.,"Yeah, there's no attractive women anymore, amirite?" Unforgiving yes. But focused?? Err what.. Cooldowns are always so that talent never procs..,Support Station and Smart Cover cooldowns start only after they expire. It's a two-card combo that costs at least nine mana. Tooth and Nail is a one card combo for nine mana that instantly wins you the game in EDH and can be had for $19. Both were reprinted in an early Modern large set and MM13.,"Actually only 7, #Tibalt4Lyfe" Futuristic Sci-Fi Wireless Headphones,Does it have voice prompts I don't care about Star Wars.,"How can you even call yourself a nerd if you don't love the biggest, most mainstream franchise of all time?" "DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE LEAGUES IN 3 WORDS URL: PERFORMANCE, DELIVERY, SHOVING. KOTD: BARS, JOKES, WHITES. DF: CANT UNDERSTAND BRUV",URL: eight minute cointoss. kante hadnt broken into the first team by that point,"oh wow, he didn't start at that time, he must have been shit then" "What city will host the next new NBA franchise? Simply stated, what city should have a NBA team? My personal favorite would be Las Vegas, as they are the perfect city for an NBA team. Tourism, Cash Flow, etc.","Seattle, plus those unis were tight af." yea bro. no lady gonna let you put yo dik in her with no fat face bro. id cut to 145 and then lean bulk to 160 over the next 7 years.,what a terrific answer Considering how innovative they are they will eventually use the same flash sbc's requirements from the last time. I'm gonna start building them already.,"I hope so, I just want to finally get that unicorn kit" "Did I say that? Or did it say allows? You know, the whole will not be infringed thing?",Clearly we're forcing all teachers to sling an M4 over their chest and an M9 on their hip. "Time for some self-deprecating humor. Post FT86 cringe you've found, I'll start..","What's that thing hanging down near the driving wheel, where are your duel climate control settings, and your ignition button?" FAKE NEWS: Amy Schumer has a knockout body with a six pack.,Nice whore tattoo Got Seven in One! I love ground war lol,Shouldn't you get the helicopter? "My father's opinion is that people with depression or suicidal thoughts need to be given a hard, manual job so they don't have time to mope around.","Yes, this is very logical, if they are physically tired, they will be much too tired to feel sad" "Judge Nap Reveals How U.S. Intelligence Was Behind Hack, Not Russia","Your fuhrer only won because he cheated, get over it." "Looking for a good MMO/MMORPG Modpack Looking for something I can install on my discords server that will give us a ton of shit to do and be in the MMO/MMORPG style. Things I would like: * Ability to have shops, economy, currency * Quests or lots a of different dimensions/bosses * New weapons and spells * Possibly skills you can level up Are there any mods that fit this style of game? Server will probably have anywhere from 2-15 people on it at a time so I would love to maybe even have some faction/land ownership mods. Thanks guys!",Play the ~~Lucky Block~~ PopularMMO Pack. aren't all Rubys Cute Rubys?,Rose would like a word as well. Did you see his last dunk attempt? Barely made it to the rim,Yeah but that was after a heavy Thanksgiving meal What's Turkey going to do? Invade Austria! They're not the Ottomans anymore!,With the current birthrate of Turkish immigrants it will only take 30-40 years before Austria becomes a Turkish majority country "MRW I now use an ATM, thanks to reddit","Can never know if the money coming out is counterfeit, better use some c4 to expose the cash box just to be safe" "Not to mention when crap got real, it got really real! King Piccolo killing Shenron was probably the most tight moment in OG Dragon Ball",I'm personally always astounded by tao pai pai's ability to surf through the air on a log. Funny how the man whose supporters call a master of the media can get played so easily by them.,He's just playing a game of 5-D chess with these media types! I would say down but I'm not sure they can go any lower,"Where there's a topps, there's a way!" Jesus christ. What can we do with that kid? Psychatric treatment seems to be about the only thing I can think of.,"Send him to Guantanamo bay obviously, since he's a terrorist" Done right in contrast to what?,"All those Nami Cosplays that are done wrong, obviously." "Come on now. Let's not get riled up. Think about what she did, she is starting a conversation, and dialogue is important. A marginalized voice is being heard. It doesn't matter that a specific incident is true or not, it's that it could have happened. So feeling like this is real, is the same thing as it being real. If something happens to a person like me, and I emphasize with it, then it happened to every person that shares those characteristics.",I... I feel like you forgot the "So Minnesota just traded a MLS keeper ready to finally find a team where he can start to play very well, for a guy who has played 8 times in 2 years for Leon.... uhh","But he played with us for a few years in NASL, so it's worth it!" This all was hopelessly tossed around before the election and got no where. Much more tantalizing was Hillary's Huma Abedin connections to Saudi families who funded 9/11.,Haha oh ya that turned out be quite the scandal "...Reddit has ruined my ability to discern satire. That said, I work with 200a+ 3-phase power on a regular basis. If you're running simple 20a house circuits, half of which will do all of 100w between a lightbulb and phone charger...okay, it's not a *horrible* rationality.","Oh, Electrical Engineer here, this was definitely" "on default settings, you're right. however, there's a bunch of options installed on the map to have the bots move in all kinds of ways (to practice tracking of moving targets) that could mess up the hitboxes. and while they did a good job to improve hitboxes, i'm sure this isn't the only issue.",Im gonna quote the maker of the map: The map doesn't do anything special with altering hit boxes of any kind. This is the Internet and that was waaay too civil. You two call each other names *right now*,"I'm sorry, I forgot that most important aspect of internet communications, you fucking douche bag." We've got stuff set up from 100-300. When the old man is feeling better we are going. He won't go out in the cold and I don't blame him. Some bad memories from the battle of the bulge.,God bless him! "RELIGION OF PIECE...PIECE OF YOU HERE, PIECE OF YOU THERE",Are they also kkk supporters now? "Yes but it says sony, not lg",Actually it'll still say LG inside of it. "Add banana Remember that rotten banana you find in Antique? Banana sign in Classic? Banana shirt in 3.0? Yeah, it should be an actual item. It would be a legendary (Or mythical?) food item with very low spawn chance in farms. Bananas will have superior stats over other crops (40 food and 20 water). Can be turned into Banana seeds which can be planted. The banana plant will be larger than an average crop and takes more space. Maybe can be crafted into better food, such as Banana cake.",you didnt say you could buy from npcs for 44.99 0/10 would not eat banana again "Sorry About No Update, Might've Been My Fault...",fucking hell hex how could you "Ex-Apotheon = Prestinni, Arcitys, Gunless and another AM. The Gosu Crew is their org.","Lol somethings never change, another year of FaZe being onliners ;)" "Let's just say that's why I carry around a bug out bag filled with fake mustaches, passports, foreign currency, and jelly beans.",Genius! Neckbeard gets offended by video in 2016,Cant get laid = time to commit suicide.....seems normal Bob Barker and Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore,"Price is wrong, bitch." Why is everything negative attributed to the right a flase flag?,You must be a shill Why is that? Enemies run straight to solar grenades yet avoid void (vortex particularly) ones at all costs (unless you hit them directly of course). What's the deal?,The Moth update. Just like Hux is a character? Maybe someday...,Who? I'm on it. All deleted!,Thank you! Look here's my problem. I don't forgive companies for mistakes that shouldn't be made. The pixel was substantially more than any Nexus. They weren't even able to roll out 1 update with out breaking a pretty major feature. For 750 I frankly expected Google to have their update shit together. Clearly they do not. Nothing about my attitude on this is wrong.,You're gonna get far in life.... "He could, he just deemed it's better to go early. Free press and all that.","it arguably hurts the movement though, so like come on man." Dan and Elyse did an interview a week or so back. They said that they were in the same universe and hope that they can crossover at some point. It is tentatively planned but Twits and Crits has only been slated for 10 episodes insofar.,Do you have a link for the interview? Obama is a closeted Gay man.,I demand you do my research and provide me with proof. Huh? Tulsi Gabbard is a Democrat. I'm Canadian and know this,"Don't question him, you filthy Russian spy!" yours looks a little different try under either advanced options or restart options,Neither I've searched under every option. People disrespect it all the time and try to AP the bow. I laugh at them as I shoot back for 10-12k. I'm happy people ripped on the ship so much because everyone thinks it sucks.,My scharnhorst would like a word. "Got disconnected, no grace period. Waited for a 400 man queue, disconnected at 1, got thrown into a 600 queue.","Calm down dude, they're giving us a white reindeer mount that goes the same speed as your mount now for compensation" Man pleads guilty to killing woman while her husband listened on phone,Fucking poles. BaconReader is my personal choice for mobile,Boost is dope for me I love that I can change all the colors "Marek Olejniczak never heard of him before, what are your opinions on him?",Looks bad I bet you get all your news from cnn,"Well that IS the only new source, right guys?" You're not going to win any races with those aerodynamics.,"he just need to fly backwards, the downforce will be epic in the corners." "Why the hell does the client send empty flask uses to the server for verification? It should just do a quick check locally and if it's empty, make an error noise and not do anything.",Desync. "if that is your criteria for support then a third of the US supports gangs and gun violence based on their predilection for rap music. you probably think all banda music is narco-corrido music too, huh? I swear to god the people on this thread think all of Mexico is just border town and violence. It is ridiculous.","I'm from Mexico, so I think I know what Mexico is like lmao, but nice try." The buck did not stop with her.,The real MVP comment What are 10 things that you should definitely do before turning 30?,Register on the organ donor list. Jensen isn't toxic anymore AFAIK. So this guy's statement is wrong.,ya only toxic to teammates now not enemy xd "I tell my threshes to practice in custom, that shit tilts me so hard.",better use sandbox mode Emulating the Bodha,Kurt Cuban's imaginary friend has really moved up in the world. "Hillary Clinton not feeling well, leaves 9/11 event",If she is not a liability I don't know what is. "Who even says Europeans are the epitome of beauty?? Oh, right. The men of straw.",But the English are so pretty! "I say this to people who believe in this shit and it just doesn't register in their minds. If they don't hear it from some fringe Youtuber who uses Windows Movie Maker and looks like they haven't been outside in 5 years, it's phony bullshit.",Or maybe they do it in this way to make all of us write it off as a dumb conspiracy! "Absolutely fucking stinks though. But yeah, it does burn pretty nicely.",It sure do "Volgensmij ook ps3 en Xbox lobbies werd er in eerste instantie gezegd. Ik weet niet of dat is blijven staan, maar ze hadden het zelfs over het uitzetten van bepaalde maps enzo in de game om te oefenen voor het echt. Ik weet niet of dit is blijven staan ( als in dat het bewezen is), maar het is een interessante theorie I'm Ieder geval.","Mensen die veel schietspellen spelen kunnen ook goed wapens gebruiken, misschien moeten we die ook maar bannen" "Only exception to this is equal punishment. Slap me in the face, I slap back.",Equal rights get equal lefts. Spotted this cruising around Cincy yesterday. We Dey week baby!,Who dey say gon' beat dem Bengals? "Just finished my finals yesterday, had both of these waiting for me back home",Nice use of bots! "New accounts are forced to play QP until level 25. Eventually it becomes a solution but until you rank up enough it's still a chore. I wish there was an unranked, 1 hero limit mode like the Eichenwald brawl was.","Then you cant be Hanzo, McCree, or Genji." How I get down on lunchbreak... (F)40,"Geez there's no way you are 40, so hot" "How good was David Beckham? I'm only a teenager so Beckham left before i really started to gain an interest in football. I know he was good at crosses and free kicks (pretty much everyone knows), but can someone who was able to watch him live describe what his play style was, how good he was etc?",He was pretty good. A solid gold bar in the Bank of England Museum in London. There's a challenge area where you can stick your hand in a glass box and through some steel bars to see if you can lift the gold. That stuff is seriously dense.,Seriously dense like you Illegal Entitled Immigrant doesn't realize her privilege vs Rick Santorum,And why the womyn in this video are alway womynterupting Santorum? Finally got nudes sent,The time to stroke is now. "What is really funny, though, is that many of those same people called racist and retrograde anyone who complained that a black actor would play Heimdall in Thor, because it's someone who does not exist.",racism only works one way Donald Trump Sent the U.S. Government a $32 Million Bill For His D.C. Hotel,"Wow, you can really tell how in touch he is with the average American" "Calm people of reddit, How are you so calm?",I just don't give a shit. "That's the beautiful thing about this country, you CAN be a patriot and be critical at the same time.","Yeah, not like you can do the same in other countries!" "Perhaps, but do bear in mind that bigotry is at historic lows. We're in the least bigoted era in human history & things are improving quickly (in the early 1990's for example, most Americans disapproved of interracial marriage: now, most approve. There's a similar, more recent trend with gay marriage).","If you ask me, the ancient Greeks were more accepting" I ask myself that question to this day.,"Whenever I see your username, I'm like at least we have one Jesuit here ^" St Nicholas would punch this assumption in the nose just like he did Arius.,"Ah yes, here's the Christian charity." People are fucking stupid for being out and not buying their rock salt yesterday. Dicks.,But there wasn't Ice yesterday. "I would make a FLCL joke, but I didn't understand that anime enough to use it effectively in my humour.",Are you me? My wife finally decided to give ranked a try. She got ranked higher than me.,"Man that's a real shame, you were gonna spend your life with her and now you have to report her for scripting :/" "OP, is your grandfather George Hupp Sr.?","Nah, John Hansen." Quick Funtime Freddy Render,No need to hack scott Oh dude if it worked in Madden it has to work for the Jets... go tell the Jets.,yea thanks for that suggestion I do when basketball is involved. From California.,Lakers fans don't count as people "was it though? He hasn't done an interesting movie after Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, just doing Marvel movies for easy paycheck,",You didn't like Chef? They already have C4 to instant kill every ground vehicle in the game from above camera angle altitude. Next patch lets give infils tank mines and C4!,"At the same time, since they're weaker than engineers!" i want to enjoy gta online so bad. it's so very close to something i could spend a lot of time with.,I'd love it if loading times were way shorter and I didn't get kicked to story mode after 5 minutes of playing online... "well, they dont chance and you can blink out of it. His ult is actually extremely underwhelming",Well thank god at least his ult is balanced She's fat,no ur fat Screw the mods.,savage "Custom Night releases in December, that's 2 months.",unless he releases it early Copped my first W in a while. FOG x Wranglers x YEEZY,Need to be cuffed "Last name shame happening right now I am currently at my graduation. Thrilled to be done with my undergrad. And what do I get. The grandparents are going to be so upset when they call your name and they realized you haven't changed it yet from MIL The same in law grandparents who two days ago called me rude for not formally inviting them to my graduation, which my own grandfather can't make because he passed a week ago. Everyone can fuck off.",You can refund the money your MIL and her parents paid for your diploma then.... Now how would you feel if THIS suddenly appeared on scottgames?,I'd probably wonder why the hell Scott was using Freddy in his teaser he's not lore relevant stop it scott 'Critisism',those characters look like they want to die Cudi went double platinum with no features!,And J Cole went double platinum no talent. "I feel you, dude. I left for Alabama to go to college and it's just so different out here. I need my shipley's donuts. Krispy Kreme just doesn't cut it",The problem is you're in Alabama. Have we already forgotten about the time they said that ***sex with dolphins is not weird?***,"Imean they're as smart as the average human being so it's fine, right?" Perfect Mashed Potatoes,I think it needs more butter "Fun fact! Contrary to what the image says most USAF jets *do* actually have a tailhook, for emergency landing uses.",do usaf pilots have to be carrier rated then? Umm they did steal a US drone in international waters.,Typical lame stream media reporting Polish.,Does your name also mean something in Polish or is it just a witcher reference? source/reason for speculation?,Lol he forgot the "Silly questions thread! - Is there something about the show that you don't understand and are too afraid to ask? - Don't know what a certain phrase or word means? - ~~What are you getting me for Christmas this year?~~ (jk) It's time for another edition of *ask anything*! No question is too stupid, silly or annoying. Ask away and the sub/mods will answer. **Please refrain from circlejerk comments, as they will be removed**. Thanks!","I have a question, can I change my Alaska Thunderfuck 10000K on PayPal part of my signature and keep my purse and snake?" "So can we fire arniel, or get him some pp coach coaching?","No, we arent allowed to fire arniel, ddnt u know our pp is 4th in the league?" What's the most annoying click bait?,what is the most annoying click bait? "Cowboys. THey're not the best team in the league, and Dak isn't as good as people say. We've been winning a lot of close games, most of the reason why is because we have this great running back that keeps the opposing offense off the field.","Heresy i say, heresy!" "There are literally 17 intelligence agencies, and they don't all get along together. Many people are bordering on hysterical fear about a Trump administration, but if the intelligence community broadly agrees on Russian interference in the election they probably know something we don't.","Yeah but, *show us*." im really convinced that this might be the guy from the video,Yah I don't know why else he would be so defensive. "Well, I mean, since technically anyone who has to pee is not mutually exclusive from men or women, it's actually 2/3rds men, 2/3rds women, and 1/3rd for anyone else.",Totes transphobia. Is this new sub group any good. I hope it's not like that one group that changed a bunch of names when Gaim aired,They mention in the post that they're not sure how they're gonna sub some of the sound effects (like GASSHAT) but otherwise they're solid. How long does it take normally,Longer than it should "Hanzo and Widowmaker are better on attack by the nature of picks being far more valuable for the attacking team than the defending team due to the fact that the defending team takes much longer to recover from one than the attacking one. The attack side is incredibly snowbally and a single kill onto an enemy support can lead to you breaking through a defense to capture the first point and make great progress onto the second one before the enemy has a chance to recover. Snipers are also penalized less for dying on attack because sniper characters like Hanzo and Widow have very limited ability to get across the map quickly, making them even more detrimental on the defending side than a more mobile dps than on the attacking side. Can we please get like a bot or something so we can type !attacksniper and get an exlpanation because I'm sick and tired of having to tell people who don't understand the game this.","But I think another point here to make is those heros are situational and a lot of time won't work, so be willing to switch soon if you aren't getting picks or helping your team" "Or the god of fertility, who has an erect penis in the original, is Elohim.",Sounds correct to me "To be fair, it's not unreasonable to want to distance yourself away from a party whose name implies something that's a crime.",We can change that. Can conjoined twins both bear their own farts? Whose fart is it exactly?,Depends on how many rectums they have as a pair! Losing our first two bowl games to other G5 teams is not how you convince people it's Power 6...,Leave the Power 6 status to the Mountain BEST! It's three.,I know :) "You're getting downvoted for having a taste? Wtf? I like vodka and milk too, it's an acquired taste but everyone has their own preferences. No need to hate on the guy.",No. That's strange.,Yeah I think some of those lights would look better upside down. There was one under PM Harper too. It has a real purpose lol.,Why are you breaking the anti-Liberal circlejerk? How Rich Countries Keep Poor Countries Poor,"These poor countries are just too lazy.If they weren't,they could get as much money as us." Jumping on the sides of the building,I think this Lucio main is taking it a little too far.... "Much has been said about this. Real Billionaire Robert Mercer owns Donald Trump like no politician has ever been owned before. He's Trump's largest donor and he's responsible for installing the top 3 operatives in the Trump campaign: * Steven Bannon, CEO * Kellyanne Conway, Campaign Manager * David Bossie, Deputy Campaign Manager","Nobody controls the Trump campaign, not even Trump." Imprison any faithless elector,SCOTUS has ruled any form of dismissal of a faithless elector as unconstitutional. He updated that he had talked to/maybe hired a professional climber to train him or something like that. And then was never heard from again.,RIP I'm a good citizen. I keep it in my car until I can't fit in the driver's seat anymore,Then I toss it all out of the window. "Without California, Democrats would be losing Presidential elections for a long time.. and with no ideological counterbalance, California would risk going too far left and feeling some of what Venezuela is going through right now.",I fail to see the problem here. "You do realize northern states are gerrymandered too? Illinois is a prime example where a majority of the state votes republican outside of the Chicago metro area. I hate when people make this a one sided issue. It's not just Republicans, and its not just Democrats. Both sides are guilty of shady politics.",Hey you give me my narrative back! "Maybe some fans complained? I loved them, they looked good with super saiyan blue.",Yeah because fan complaints totally affect what decisions get made in regards to the show "Maybe they should stop being scroungers, and start being strivers.",You forgot buys awesome case. puts stupid ibuypower sticker on it......,Are you still hurt that Dazed threw the game? Came out to find that someone had shitted and vomited next to my car during the night.,Must have been one hell of a night "Things like Wendigo, Wyvern, Wyrm, They really suck at Ws. There are other things that bother me though, like Minotaurs being called Tauren, Trolls being super Lanky, Gnomes being as big as they are (Warcraft Gnomes are basically Hobbits or Halflings), Drow's being called Night Elves (And being a part of the good guys). I love Warcraft, but man did they sorta screw up some of this stuff.",Yea why is blizzard so bad at accurately depicting mythical creatures! "UCSF Lays Off Tech Workers, IT workers at UCSF are training their H-1B replacements.","Don't worry guys, trump will save us..." Are you a special snowflake?,Are you new here? Apparently not waking up in the middle of the night to message someone back makes me a cunt,The entitlement is real..... "I get that, but some get a little stale after 6 months of daily use or 6-8 uses per day for the past month.","I dunno, man, I'm always taken aback when I hear my favorite driver isn't gonna win another Sprint Cup race." "This is so true. My GFs family are the typical hard working farmer type (13 hour days in the field), and this is seemly their *exact* view.... And they even have an autistic child that could use similar funding. I just don't get it...","Because they're hard working Americans, and not moochers" He's probably one of the most successful cultural export of Poland.,Did you just assume CDPR's gender? 1942 - 2016,"even though you stole the joke, at least you were nice enough to give context" "There's no evidence that policing as a whole disproportionately targets blacks. There are some places where this is true, and reform is ongoing. The DoJ doles out punishments and recommendations to those departments do this, even going so far as to disbanding whole departments. But remember there's a difference between those disparities in policing. Places like Ferguson disproportionately targeted minorities in some aspects such as traffic enforcement. However, there's no dispute that in those findings of disparities of practices, minorities committed a disproportionate amount of violent crime that still prevails after those changes were made to reform the department. This points to deep seeded disparities in the communities that go beyond the issues of policing. There are many examples of this, from Baltimore to Oakland, the numbers don't lie. Is it a case of over targeting, or is there really more crime in minority neighborhoods? The answer is both, but it also isn't that simple. There are many factors that play in to this metric, including systemic racism, institutionalised racism, disparities and failures of our rehabilitation systems and mental health systems, all of which compound in to a bigger issue than people are willing to admit. For every one region that has problems with race disparities, there are many regions that don't. Dallas is a prime example of this concept, so what is the factors that lead to this difference? The answer lies in the ability of the government and the people, which is not an answer, but is something we all can look at when examining the issues. None of what I just typed you'll find in any argument supplied by a BLM supporter or organizer. Why is that? The issue isn't one sided. BLM is just as at fault as the police. Until that is recognized, the rhetoric will always be unjustified.",tl:dr your wrong all cops are white racists blm is love blm is life "I find it refreshing that we will stop as a government giving a shit what other nations think and do, and will start to focus on taking care of our own.","Yeah, I'm sure those cabinet appointees will take care of the people." That's the dumbest mosh pit I've ever seen. Are they all afraid to get hurt?,"nah brah, they just tryna dry their hands without a towel" So what part of what is said in the article do you dispute?,Uhh you lost get over it hahaha ? Resolution is an absolute placebo effect. There's no question about it.,but aspect ratio is not the same as resolution I want a perron hatty,I second this I've noticed we're not running quick passes like the last few weeks. Thanks McCarthy,"We have the momentum now, we can just play it safe" When I was a boy I used to do insignificant farts that would meander out my anus without notice. Now that I'm getting older I can unleash unholy airwaves that rattle windows and linger in the air like warm curry on a summers day. I've become a man. What makes you feel like a man?,And one day very soon you will let one rip and find out that some farts have chunks. What are some common forms of sexism that women face?,As a man I feel I can explain what types of sexism women experience better then they can It is hands down significantly faster. There is one super smart guy at Google working on their JavaScript engine making it faster than everyone else. He is a god damn savant.,Cheers to that guy. "Uh....I know you're trying to be silly, but Easter's timing comes from Passover, so it's actually based on Jewish tradition.",That explains all the egg symbolism and the theme of rising from the dead Its easy not to dissappear in the playoffs when YOU HAVE LEBRON JAMES AS A TEAMMATE...why does this not factor into your discussion?,Because it's not true. So uh what graphics card are we going to use to burn the PC?,Why of course the r9 290 Which storyline would you like to see for the 5th Avengers movie? I'm interested in the Secret War arc starring Lucia von Bardes and the attack on Latveria. What about you?,The Legion of Doom What do you think?,"Not a female, but you look like Edward Norton." "Arkansas is trying to cut 850 million over 5 years from disabled children on medicaid. Why does Texas get all the news, when Arkansas is literally screwing kids over.","Yeah, but kids can't vote, so fuck 'em." Three options. 1. Have him weigh it in front of you. 2. Bring your own scale. Or 3. cut him off as a dealer theres a million out there you just gotta find the right one.,#3 sounds like dating advice haha Person claims his son can't keep his hands off drugs. Bullshit called.,Maybe his 4-year-old kid is *really* precocious Suarez Second Goal against Espanyol (2-0),Bad finish from Messi. "I didn't know electors could be fined for not voting for their state's pick. I thought the whole point of the electoral college is because the general public couldn't be trusted to have a fair, educated election?",Then why have a vote at all if you think people are stupid. this thread is less toxic than the r/denverbroncos game thread. yikes.,Pats fans are just as bad. DOWN FOR THE COUNT,YOU'RE BLEEDIN' OUT Why was there no run off?,Rodger Goodell didn't allow it. Like what?,Besides the obvious appearance related ones? Them Samsung pellets,"If it was Samsung, it would have exploded and taken out the whole wall." "The guy I bought from used those super cheap sandwich bags. It would all go into a corner, then he'd cut the bag off and use a lighter to seal the plastic into a little pouch.",2.99 for bags is expensive. INFOWARSDOTCOM!!!,Woah easy there turbo don't bring the gestapos down on us! I have a 960m and running on movie settings with good FPS. So I guess that the 950m should be able to get to max settings easily.,What average cost do you get with the 960m? That's because one of the creator's of Rick and Morty wrote Community. Dan Harmon knows his shit.,"Unlike Ben Harmon, who is a terrible psychiatrist." What the fuck are you smoking?,PLZ SEND BETTER SOURCES HES BLAZIN THE TRUTH LOL "That's still not enough, sry",What if I threw in 5 heart trails Clickbait is generally hated since people wont bother too make their quality on par with their clickbait. NB3's quality of vids and streams dropped by a lot since his new ultra weebmemer stage and he relies on clickbait and 10 year olds to stay relevent.,Yeah if only he could make high quality content like uberdanger and sky williams fight or flee. ISP 205 with either Couch or Voit would be great,Is it an easy 4.0? Could you imagine if they were able to clutch it though,I do love myself some 4v33 clutch moments ! "What is a player that had a great season, then never repeated it? Jacoby Ellbury and Chase Headley",Gary Sanchez "Huh, and here I was thinking Liechtenstein was fictional.","Wait, is Monaco a real place too?" "I don't think reporting will matter. Could be that player noticed you took over those portals (they live near or used to own them etc) and made a note to get them in the future. The opposition in my area is definitely scraping, I've had 4 guardian candidates taken down in a row. I've met opposition players that have straight up told me they killed my portal and set a calendar reminder to get it again in ~145 days. It's fine though, I'm also an avid trail runner and hiker, and once a week I go to some different trail system and capture the most remote portals (that I have cell service at, lol). If they want to guardian hunt me then they are also gonna get a hell of a workout. :)","Sadly, there's always spoofing :(" He's what Phineas would be if Phineas became an ageless.,what if phineas can time travel and is bopen? "I never got why the government could spend millions of dollars exercising eminent domain so they can tear down a row of houses and build a sports stadium, but they won't use it to buy property to house the homeless. Most cities or towns they could all be housed in a single small apartment building, the cost of which would probably be a fraction of what they spend on law enforcement to hassle the homeless.",Governments have only ever existed to protect rich people. don't you tell me what to do,Ehhh looks okay to me its gonna burn it off anyways I think they got 5-6 total,"Shit, I guess I'll get to my local store early tomorrow." Dogs can only see black and white....he's tasting 50 shades of gray,I wouldn't mind a taste of that "Systembolagets commercial The expert (warning, butthurt capitalists in comment section)",Why is some in Swedish and other parts not? "I always make sure to remind those who believe that whites have always had it better of multiple things; the Irish and Italian discrimination in the U.S. in the 18th and 19th centuries, white people have been poor and crushed by the powerful just like other minorities have been, ancient Mediterraneans enslaved all manners of white people, the African kings and chiefs sold their own people into slavery, the Japanese were arguably more heinous during WWII. This shows that white discriminate against white, and that other races have done things we would consider horrible as well. What's more important is that treating someone like they are scum and telling them they are nothing but a scourge will eventually make them become such.","Yeah, but it's only unacceptable when it's white people..." "How did you come up with your username? What does it mean? Nice knowing new people, and sometimes usernames can tell a lot about someone. Wanna talk about it? :I","My fiances name is ben, and he's def my bitch.. In a good way :)" "And what about Muslims that are atheists, what are they supposed to do during that time?","Stoned to death, may be?" "It's a one mistake Air Force man. Any failure, even if you accept the punishments and get your head out of your ass and improve a lot toxic leaders will dig up that mistake years later.","I dunno man, the single mother who failed her PT test four times at my base and still got to sew on says differently." The Browns have a better playoff record by WL ratio.,The Browns have been to the playoffs? "If the Pats don't have the #1 seed locked up, they won't rest starters. They'll want to make sure that the road to the Superbowl goes through Foxborough.",Pats clinched first round bye with the win over the Broncos. RED DEAD REDEMPTION II - FALL 2017,"called it Half the sub downvoting the original red R post smh Anyway, H Y P E" "It doesn't end in genocide/3rd world poverty like socialism, communism, or whatever the of we try it this way flavor of the month is",It's not like most of them were created by capitalist societies in order to keep capitalism in place or something Banner for Christmas? Do we have plan about it? Christmas is incoming.,"Menurut fatwa MUI, dilarang menggunakan atribut dan hiasan agama lain bro." You guys messed with the wrong planet,Wow Skyrim remastered looks so good! How to win the hacking argument: Russia hacked the DNC They did? So I guess the emails were real and not made up The emails were made up How did Russia back something that was made up? Either Russia hacked the real DNC emails and the DNC is really that shitty or Russia didn't hack it and and the emails are fake. Either way they have to admit something.,Logic checks out. Lobster Made of Bread!,Now that's a load of crab "I got hit a lot when I was a kid. What it taught me was to hate my dad, for not taking care of his own issues with his parents instead of coming home and taking out his frustrations on me. And I hated my mother for allowing it to happen. I don't hit my own kid because it's completely unnecessary and only fosters aggressive behavior in the child.","Yeah, but if he'd only hit you the 'right way' then you'd love him more and be a better person!" Holy fuck I thought this comment was a joke until I checked,Yes in fact he is still on the team When is it appropriate to wear a fedora ?,With gnome shell "I know right? It's like they're afraid of sticking their hands in meatgrinders. Pussies, that's all they are.",Real men accept the risk. Cringe worthy to say at least.,Yeah dude when two people are happy together and do dumb shit it's so cringey omg "I'm seriously disappointed that it doesnt deliver 420W, all their latest mods ended in 20",I believe that's their dry herb vaporizer kit need 50 bars white green or yellow 3.5 or 4mg,thanks for this "I'm beginning to think that debates about who 'won' the Swedish shuffle are void. Neither GODSENT nor Fnatic won. They're both worse than they were before. Fnatic's first LAN though, and VP is a vicious first game. Let's see how things progress.",that much was clear from the beginning. "Lin-Manuel Miranda, Donald Glover, Issa Rae and Damien Chazelle in One Epic Conversation",Watch it now on YouTube in handy 5 minute installments. I hope so He seems like a very nice guy whom i would gladly dump my current bf for,Totally! I've canceled the kickstarter campaign. I hope you guys understand why. When i started this project i was fully aware of the legal issues this project had. I just wanted to something nice for the community. I do not have a lot knowledge about pressing vinyl but I have a friend that is also a Chance the rapper fan and he works at an vinyl pressing company. Together we decided it would be a fun project to work on. And yes he graduated in audio engineering and knows how to work files for vinyl. It's his job. After starting the kickstarter campaign shit got out of hand really fast and we got a lot of hate from a lot of people. It even came to the point that people who live in my area started harassing me on Facebook with threats (My personal info was on the kickstarter) From my understanding we would be able to get a nice pressing with a good audio quality for all the fans out there. I'm sorry that this project didn't turn out the way it should have been. I hope chance decides to release his music on vinyl so all of us can enjoy it. Everyone who backed the project is getting a full refund within the next couple days. Sorry! This was never my intention!,"Fair play, there was a lot of worries to be fair but I think your heart was in the right place, sorry to hear the hate went as far as harassing you on Facebook." "I really wish that was the case, but it seems that cars have so much horn in them. One of my neighbor's cars has a faulty alarm system which is just hooked up to the car's horn. About 2x a year at 4AM it goes off by itself and just blares for 15 minutes until it slowly loses pressure and dies sounding like a goose that lost its voice.",The Honda Odyssey van across the street does the 2-3 times a week. "This was linked back in the late 80s. Food service was plastic wrapping anything before aluminum foil went on, it was so widely accepted. Then the study was retracted. It was pointed out that aluminum is one of the most abundant minerals in the environment, soil contains it, and the correlation meant nothing. I expect someone will have to make the same observation again. The search for an environmental cause seems to have come full circle.",I thought the abundance of aluminum was from chemtrails So much for private matches not being able to be used for quests?,"Can't do the sword quest in them, I guess not all quests can be done Also Daily bounties that say you need to win a control match don't work in crucible either (I'm assuming because the exact wording is in the control playlist which makes sense I suppose)" "Former Ironside, Beach Worlds Player Charged With Secretly Recording Female Roommates | Ultiworld",What a fucking scumbag. "OK, these are the kinds of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder, and you snort them up through your nose, and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it. They come from Colombia. They're illegal. And they rhyme with propane.",Champagne? lol ''alt-right recruiter'' no I am not alt right or a troll I am quite centered with my political views.,Anyone who doesn't agree with my politics is alt right bigoted racist Trump supporter! You sort of did. Leave your War Thunder name and I'll pick someone at random today.,*Cyanide_Vinyl Good luck everyone Who were some baseball players that were awful human beings?,Pete Rose. "If you're prepared to fork out a few hundred, a Fender Vibro Champ from the 1970s is hard to beat.","I've found a used Vibro Champ XD, and it's just a little bit over my price range, so I'll check that out, thanks!" Maine Electoral College elector says he will cast his ballot for Sanders,Well that's useful. Trump: 'No Way' Would Obama Have Beaten Me,Not with Putin's help A source indicated the Pirates must dump salary even if they bring in an industry modest contract like Quintana's. Thus McCutchen $27Mil,You guys are getting worked up over a completely speculative tweet from a guy that you've never even heard of. Ni!,We are no longer the knights who say Ni! You say that as if someone could just up and leave like that,I mean McDonalds is always hiring "No, all the spanked kids are just trying to justify receiving their parents' useless brutality by pretending that they're better off because of it. It doesn't work and you're pathetic.",Now there's a healthy attitude if I ever did see one "When the Peasants try to bring you to their side, but you already ascended.",This is fucking gold. "That whole thing started because she bailed on debating Bernie, not a good strategy at all.",I still want to see that debate. Who is this? I've been away for a while?,The best player in Planetside 2. Poll: Plurality of Americans prefer the popular vote over Electoral College,does everyone's vote have the same weight in this poll or are 4 NY votes equal to one from Wyoming? With nothing included. No running water or power,"What are you talking about, there's running water surrounding the whole island." UT confirms they will not decide on new AD until February,"My guess would be that they are still going to go with Blackburn, but since UTC's football coach took the Richmond job then UTC needs him to hire a coach there first." "The DNC does not schedule primaries, the states do.",And the democratic party has no power in those states Only if you want your drinks to come out flat,"Also reduces the size glass you can pour into, unless you're balancing this contraption on the edge of a counter." Did my plumber get the shower pipe and faucet pipe backwards?,German plumber running gas to the showerhead perhaps? "Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.",Definitely can only hear that in Power's voice. "I just finished my first year! Spring 1 of Y2 was somehow not at all like I imagined. My last winter crop harvest was on the 23rd. I'll admit I was going a little stir crazy that last week. Winter was great for stocking up on resources, but I was ready to do some real farming again. So I spent two whole days grooming my farm in preparation for a new year. On the 27th I put in tons of new quality sprinklers, and I hoed everything since it started decaying from having no crops. I moved my barn and upgraded my coop. I built a bunch of new fences and gates to make a good pasture. Then on the 28th I re-hoed everywhere that decayed again. Spring 1 was going to be a breeze... No one ever told me that 99% of everything goes to hell when the snow melts! My farm looked like it did on day one all over again, stones and twigs everywhere! And only like 4 tiles out of three hundred stayed hoed. I spent two days getting ready and now my day 1 is going to be way more work. It's one of my favorite parts of this game actually. With the seasons changing every 28 days, you can never be a hundred percent settled (Crystalarium farms need not inquire). Even if all you're doing is animals, you still need to prepare for winter. Anyway, just wanted to share my thoughts, I'm really excited to start my second year vastly more prepared than my first.",Winter is a harsh mistress ........... "If every champion in League was rolled back to their most OP patch, who would be the biggest nightmare to play against? I've heard rumors release xin is the biggest offender",How have we already forgotten the broken AP kog before Riot nerfed it 6.24 And the pokestop lights are on all around not bunched at the bottom,Would be cool if they looked like christmas trees... Post-Crisis Superman Should Know Everything. Nothing Should Surprise Him. Why is DC Ignoring This?,That definitely worked perfectly when he just assumed that this Lex was evil "There's going to be people jumping in this thread saying the primary was not rigged. We get it every single thread that comes up on this topic. Ignore them. We know what we read in the emails, we know what we experience when we were phone-banking and out campaigning, we know how we felt when the primary debates were pushed off onto weekends to compete with college football games, and we know how insane the restrictions on primary voters were in critical states. The DNC absolutely favored one candidate over another, and it cost them the presidency.",But it's her turn! Cesar Ruiz (Class of 2017) commits to Michigan,"Aw sweet, looks like we have 2 centers named Cesar Ruiz now!" "Damn that guy is slick, I never though of holding a gun to girl until she married me.",I never thought of holding a gun to a girls head until after she married me. New Photo on Call Of Duty Instagram captioned: something evil is lurking in the woods...,This is clearly early concept for the house in Resident Evil 7 "TIL the IRA, Eta and ISIS are a left wing conspiracy.",because everything bad is cause by the left Cheesemeatageddon 2016 - my annual holiday table this year ...,I can feel the lardsweat trickling down my back. Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,Bill is a dick. How is that great insight? It's literally one sentence.,ooops Somewhere between Maroon and Lucic.,So you're saying he'll have average chemistry with Connor McDavid "Sure, most players wouldn't have a problem with it. Omega Palutena's is often played in place of vanilla FD, as it is the most similar in blast zone size and stage shape.","Its funny how most people say Palutena's is the most similar to FD in terms of blast zone, when literally every omega in the game has the same blast zones to FD except for 3 of them, and Palutena's is one of those 3..." he thinks getting a medal actually means something,It means up to 180xp! "Can anyone tell me how well optimimized this game is? Wanna hop in but don't wanna buy before I know this game will work. I can run Arma 2 on medium and Arma 3 pretty okay at low settings, will this apply to DayZ as well?",Specs? Also 30% didn't explode.,"Phew, what a relief!" Must be why it's called a estimated time of arrival.,That can't be it The people in condom commercials shouldn't be middle aged married people. They should be 17 year old kids who have no idea what they're looking for.,But that'll encourage teenagers to be sinful and lust for one another's flesh like hormone driven sex zombies! Someone willing to do the job they were appointed to do is unfit to be president?,Well I guess a professional hitman is now qualified to be president since they just did the job they were appointed to do Looks like you-know-who is salty that Milo got a book deal while her pitch was never accepted.,But but there is totally a movie with Scar Jo playing Zoe in the works Fracking? Nukes?,HAARP As a young woman: proclaiming that I do not want kids.,"*Oh it's just a phase, you'll come around I'm sure*" "Lol... Were the 1.1k people whose job at carrier that got saved wealthy? I'll answer for yiu. No. Now, those people can have a Merry Christmas with their families.",Not everyone is born with a silver magic wand in their hand. Why doesn't the media remember this?,"Well, I mean, we can't have the voters thinking he DOESN'T hate black people, now can we?" see you Tomorrow... can spell beautiful right but not that oy,"Nope, they are both called Tom." national SOCIALIST!,The Swastika proves they were peaceful! A god dammed symmetrical map!!! T screen would be nice too. I want to be able to bm my teammates when Im top dmg as support.,I think that good supports are the only one authorized to bm anyone. Wow... best artifact ever -_-,"On the bright side, it costs less now to salvage." I'm unsure of what you're getting at.,"A lot of people go out and claim it is a proven fact Wikileaks is compromised and none of their leaks can be trusted, when the only thing for which there is even evidence is that the leaks were acquired by people using Russian language settings and names hinting at Communist ideology." And stop riding the park drunk,I think you're confusing causation and correlation Is today the last day for the Showdown Live event?,"Oh, is the season over already?" Hattori Is The Devil Thats it,"Actually, she's the devil's bride" "For someone harping on the language skills of others, you could stand to correct your own grammar to avoid looking like a hypocrite. I don't expect less from a Trump supporter, however.",Well you still got what i meant (: Did somebody say Allahu Akbar!,"No, he said God is great you islamophobic racist." Nothing is achieved here.,Is that kid wearing crocs with dress socks? Golemites....2 overpoweringly strong rock creatures,Why is everyone doing this now? Hard to ignore when they won't stop shitting up every thread's comment section and attacking all forms of optimism and logic.,Sony clearly got 2spooked by the Switch and gave Correct the Record new post-election jobs targeting Nintendo. "Err, excuse me?","Oh, c'mon Sand Springs, OK flag is an amazing flag" Some loser is in here downvoting everything. Where do people get the effort to be so pathetic?,Because when we are not winning and I feel bad and I want everyone to feel bad too "Do right, even when the world disagrees.",Time to commit suicide. I always wonder if the police show up after people do things like this.,Tyler would've had the police show up over a million times now if that was true. "Wait, that guy gets $6m a year??????? This is why we got Trump.",Lol yeah one of Trump's focuses should be to renegotiate the contracts of all the overpaid sports analysts. what is a punnet?,Australian for container that holds small fruits. Not sure if have have seen my newest reply but I can do Last Guardian for Watch dogs 2 +$5,I actually went and bought Last Guardian today. What? Nobody wants to watch the Texans and Titans slug it out for the AFC South? :D I'm pretty glad we're the noon game. It'll be nice to watch this game as the SNF game. :),Because nobody cares who's going to be tomato canned in the playoffs en route to a Raiders/Patriots AFCCG. "Why do people always resort to shills? Can people not have differing opinions on a subject? There are legitimate criticisms of Clinton that Assange has shown, and there are legitimate criticisms against Assange and links to Russia. Just because you believe one view doesn't mean the other person on the internet is being paid to counter your viewpoint.",You haven't seen r/politics lately have you? What are Socialism's biggest drawbacks?,Muh human nature "As a guy who is 5'3... fellow hobbit, have you consumed an entire pint and/or had some of Gandalf's pipe? Cuz you be straight trippin. Chill the fuck out and fuck some sub-5'7 bitches. Trust me, a little sex can make a chill man out the most uptight axe-grinder.",Haha a little sex "I had been on Reddit for awhile but this one is the one I'm most active in. Met some awesome, and not so awesome, people here. Here's hoping it stays cool for another 3 years.",where would I be on your rating system PTR firing shots at dazed.,bully seminar incoming. "The only real 'hope' is a moonshot breakthrough tech that allows us to rapidly cool down the planet. If we can remove a significant amount of heat from earth, we could start to reduce atmospheric CO2 levels RAPIDLY. However, that would require a thermodynamic engine of some sort which does work in space, but draws heat energy from earth.",we could just nuke the planet into nuclear winter "I gotta ask man, why the nipples piercings",You spotter twists them to help motivate you L,lol You mean the voters nominated her? Oh my we should never let voters decide anything.,"Of course not, we should just let Reddit groupthink decide who to nominate, it's never taking us wrong before." "What's funny for me is that in control and synthesis ending, Shepard needs to die (or 'contribute' his gene)... So, there's no way to know that the events after control or synthesis really happen, it could be just a vision they gave Shepard in his last moments. Destroy ending is the only one where Shepard doesn't need to die, but he WILL die as the consequence of the destruction...","Well, he couldn't just walk up and toss a fingernail clipping into the beam or anything..." Which is wild because I see some of the praise that all these garbage rappers get...then they call bino corny,"Bruh this sub wants more 21 Savage, real raps." The only good thing about TexAgs is the crockpot recipe stash.,crockpot recipes? Slap it with our dick until it submits.,"I'll try that, thanks" What ever happened to Erez? Usually he was on patch show,Janitorial Duties I bet this will cost an arm and a leg to defend.,"I have to hand it to you, pretty good one." "CHICKEN COOP MEMES ON THE RISE, BUY BUY BUY BUT SELL SOON FOR EAST PROFITS; CRASH IS IMMINENT","how does easy turn to east, man I'm dumb" "Reddit has made me want to buy a dashcam to protect myself from reckless drivers like these in court, but it seems like owning one only invites chaos.","Shush, you know you want it for the karma" "For the love of god, screw you and screw dravatar lineups. First of all, for the love of god, the chick has TO be the absolute FUCKING WORST FIELD SCOUT I HAVE EVER WORKED WITH. 'Hey boss, there's a lot of buzz about this driver!' No, you idiot, there isn't. You want me to challenge a fucking level 1 dravatar that belongs to someone that doesn't even have the god damn game. YET, ON MY WAY TO FIND THIS DRAVATAR, I PASS LEVEL 300+ DRAVATARS. BUT NOOO, GIVE ME THE LEVEL 1, BY ALL FUCKING MEANS.","Yeah, and every other time it's the same friend of mine who hasn't played a Forza game in the last 4 years." "Yes it's quite funny when an organ with no power issues condemnations. Everything that actually matters goes to the Security Council not the General Assembly. And Russia has a veto in the former. If there is any action against Russia, it will not be done through the UN.",It has power to recognize Russia as an occupant and the annexation as illegal. Wife later divorced him.,Tramp! Same for rogues Vendetta please. It's pretty awful for all others in the group/raid,"While we're there then - could they please remove the weird Barkskin sound, and make Lunar Beam *not* sound like somebody just hearthstoned away ?" Week 14 Headline Hero: LeGarrette Blount,I would try to make him but I used all my collectibles on Bryan Anger. "Great so now over on Voat we have; Extreme right, Anti-Muslims, Anti-Refugees, Racists, Fat People Haters, conspiracy nuts, and now here come the pedophiles. Reddit sure is doing a good job making Voat a joke of a competitor.",yeah but everyone who isn't a kidfucker is just oppressed by reddit's nazi mods and admins "I have heard Dandy and Dade joined a team in LCK, but I have no idea whcih team it is. Pressumebly it should be either ROX or MVP","Hopefully not MVP...even though they are probably past their prime (you never know if they will show up again), I don't want to see them next to MaHa..." "Sven, Vadasi, Voden, Xenobia, and Tripp all on my team. How quickly do you think we lost?",I think you won just have everyone follow Tripp and buff/heal or debuff enemies Are you proud of me???,Cancer lv 2 LH Woman has a meltdown when vote cast for Glorious Trump -- because it is H E R America.,How do folks like this survive in the real...AMERICA? Obama's America. Good thing we voted for Trump. We're going to rebuild our failing infrastructure.,Because Obama did all of this. George is an arsehole that doesn't understand how your store works. I hope he got beaten up good.,George has his own life and worries and couldn't give a shit what policy has been cooked up by a half-baked area manager straight out of school. "But those films did promise the fight against the Winter Soldier and Iron Man. That's the key difference because fighting Kingpin, they got nothing.",Yea it's not like he could have hundreds of henchvillains Spidey could fight Uhh... am I missing something,They jettisoned all mid range AA guns in exchange for extra damage control "Big incentive to invent electric lighting, that's for sure.",Pretty sure electric lighting has been done.. Change your flair.,How do I do that on mobile? Billionaires that get into twitter ego fights with randos 1. Donald Trump 2. JK Rowling,"It's like a Horsehoe with the alt right on one side, liberalism on the other and communism in the middle." Did you play FFX?,"Yea they really fleshed out Kimahri, he was given so much growth as a character." When you don't wanna help him cheat so you're suddenly dramatic,"But, but...he neeeeeeeds to have sex with another girl!" Why? Do black families not bake?,They're too busy being poor and uncultured... "That can hardly be said definitively. Besides, asking 'why did you make the sky purple?' is not a good way of determining deeper meaning. If you have to ask, you're missing the point. To me, the point of art is to make the viewer think. It doesn't have to *mean* anything.",i must have dropped my This is the equivalent of tossing back a match and walking away as it explodes behind you.,exploding match does not really sound that scary or impressive. "The keyboard is fucking awful, idc what anyone says about it just go to best buy and try one. KEY TRAVEL IS A GOOD THING APPLE","If you like key travel, I recommend a IBM Model M. To hook it up, you'll just need an AT to PS/2 dongle connected to a PS/2 to USB A dongle connected to a USB A to USB C dongle connected to..." Rape crimes are also pretty common in Japan too. Idk why you seem to be cherry picking on Korea because Japan isn't clean either. lul,Username checks out Looking at this guy's comment history makes me sick "No they're not. 5 days of gifts. Which began today with a single Krogan Plushie. Already 3,200 entries so we're not getting anything free.",A free chance to win. Thoughts on sugar and carbs on vegan diet?,"You can do keto as a vegan, and you can certainly do low-carb." I honestly don't believe either Bibeau or Sparks will have much of an NHL career at this point. But they gave Sparks a chance last year; I can see why they want to give Bibeau one now. I could see the Leafs making a big addition on defence between the trade deadline and training camp next year. It's hard to know who they'll target -- probably anyone that can come in and be a top pair RD. Because there aren't many of them out there.,but but Greg Millen said he was going to be great! Julian Weigl has extended his contract at Dortmund until 2021,Hes been the perfect replacement for Kehl Muslim invaders burn German man alive,"If I remember correctly, the victim was actually Polish, but of course it's not mentioned in the Western media." "My sister in law blames illegals for taking jobs and destroying our economy, and brags about how easy it is to hire illegals for contracting work around her house.",Don't worry...just watch her squirm and complain when illegal immigrants are not available to these people who are top stupid to understand their own hypocrisy. Ok but i dont and thats what counts,You dropped this: Selfless Nifty epic laugh,Are we not gonna talk about the URL being GlamorousLion? "I'm actually proud of myself. As Mercy yesterday I convinced our Genji to fight with the team defending the first point on Volskaya to fend off a 4 1/2 minute round 3. Of course I had to promise to power boost him anytime I wasn't healing, but I think I made a convert once we won.",Yeah bc flankers jobs are to stay with the team at all times This is good so we'll never get it,"More like, this is so good that they will make it but not credit it." "Where do I find the best competitive clips to edit? Hello, I am looking into getting into video editing. I need to find clips to edit, if somebody could help me out I'd appreciate it a lot.",just check my one drive "I don't know where you live, but that is NOT HD",What does where I live have to do with definition? "Guti on Messi's dribbles against Espanyol: It was a great play by a great player. But Neymar, Bale, Cristiano and Modric can do that as well.",Good thing he didnt say Pepe and Navas can do this as well lol No meat?,"Meat is bad, you heathen!" Article from 2010: Is Alex Jones a paid Russian shill?,You mean Bill Hicks? He's my boyfriend! Not yours!,"inb4 Wow who would own such a terrible, aggressive dog?" "Question about Steve Moses I am watching BB17 for the first time, and I've noticed Steve wearing a Blue Devils hat a few times. Since he doesn't go to Duke and is a trombonist, I'm guessing that the hat is from the Blue Devils drum corps. Does anyone here know if he marched with the Blue Devils, or is he just a DCI fan?",Oh wow...never thought I'd hear DCI mentioned in here :D Calgary Sun Poll - Which do you dislike more? Choices: Climate Leadership Plan or Edmonton Oilers,Hard hitting news! OMG! I can't believe you ruined something special like that! It's totally all YOUR fault!,"I know, I'm such a heartless cunt like that" "Hmmn, parang may mali dito",Si BAYAW yata yan ah! "Being an atheist doesn't make you a better person, I agree (probably more rational overall but that's a separate argument). I think that being above the vitriol and oppression of organized religion absolutely makes some people morally superior to others though, I find that hard to deny. Maybe my comments are a little too gotta break some eggs to make an omelette for you guys but oh well, that's my two cents.","How does nuking entire countries, including thier non religious citizens, do anything to help you fetid chunk of meat." Can anyone explain the idea of petit bourgeois?,Every worker in the first-world Fake News Alert! MTV News has deleted their race baiting video 2016 New Years Resolution for White Guys after receiving over 25k dislikes! They've re-uploaded this propaganda- LET'S GET THOSE NUMBERS BACK DOWN FOLKS.,"MTV - That will fix our divided country, more racism" But mostly cheese,I wonder if that's why they call it queso. A few years ago the guy I was dating knocked on the door of my apartment and informed me that he was going to be a daddy. My response was haha but I'm not pregnant! A couple seconds of awkward silence later the ..oh... hit me.,He should've asked you about the adoption first. "Ah, any interest in meeting up beforehand? I'll be coming from the UES. Always good to meet a fellow alumni","yeah I live right by the theater, if you want to grab a beer or something before the start I'm down" White - Mr. Satan Blue - Krillin Purple - Piccolo Brown - Vegeta Black - Goku,Goku's belt is clearly blue. "Nah dude, people should be able to be happy cause they relate or whatever, or have newly been exposed to something like this done tastefully in a game without it being all sexy or whatever, and should also be free to be indifferent about it. Live and let live lol. No one is forcing you to pay any attention to it if you don't want to talk about it. But telling someone to not be excited about something you don't want to talk about is just nonconstructive and silly.",So I should make a discussion thread on my favorite video game board when someone is confirmed to be straight and make a big whoop out of it? I think real Americans are just 2nd amendment people...,*Damn liberetarards the second amendment is the only amendment MAGA* This and secret CIA messages confirms this man's crippling schizophrenia,With this level of quality CIA communication...we should all assume the Russian claims must be 100% true! Voter Suppression Is a Much Bigger Problem Than Voter Fraud,"No, the voting system is a much bigger problem than both of those issues combined" How much are the spectacles? I just saw this and am currently on my way to Glendale,So I'm not up on sales tax and stuff but they cost $130US from the machine. Should WKU bid for move up in conference to AAC? Curious to other's opinions. They've dominated C-USA since they moved up from FCS. I think if another round of realignment ignited that AAC would try and backfill and WKU would be a good candidate.,Nah I think Kentucky should go down a conference. This guy's amazing. Voting for him rn so he can get that girl.,plot twist: it's a kardashian "When I was about 15, the school won some kind of grant, and spent somewhere north of $20 million on a new technology suite, with 6 computer rooms with super high-end PCs, a brand new server room for the school, 2 music technology/AV suites, a video production suite, and a new theatre. The night before it was due to open, a group of students broke in, dowsed the place in kerosene, and torched it. Whole building was destroyed, but the kids didn't get caught. Fortunately the insurance paid out, and they spent over a year rebuilding the place. Two weeks after it opened, the same group of students, probably thinking if they've gotten a way with it once they can get away with it again, torched the place a second time. This time they did get caught, but sadly the insurance company refused to pay out twice in a row, so the school never got their new tech suite.","Forget 'fuck those kids', how about 'fuck that insurance company'?" "What if there was a Naruto Party Game like Mario Party, what would be some of the game modes? I just watched sunny side battle and it made me think, what would a game like Mario Party be like for Naruto. I was thinking of the four players trying to make the perfect egg. What other game modes could you guys think of? This is so stupid xD",Spin the water in the balloon. Looking for feedback on our new line of solid walnut latching cases and skiffs,"I think it'd be good if you mentioned the max module depth for each case (and for each row in a case, where they have multiple rows)." Lol if you don't play ranked because of this you're obviously just not very good since if you're losing against this then this is where you belong.,"Yes, because you should be able to carry dead weight to play with similar skills." i took around 20 pictures trying to look nice and then realized that defeats the purpose. roast me!,You do look nice. "Cheers. You would think they would include that information in the message, wouldn't you? *hintedy hint hint*","It's totally pointless, nobody asks that question every week after all." Good Guy Cody,"Ah, I bet Cody had no idea that that message exchange would be shared." "You should be able to toggle your kill streaks being visible It's really frustrating when you are so close to the 20 kills and people target just you, without even caring about the objective. without killstreak kits people can get much higher killstreak a and never get targeted. Because of this, you should be able to disable the server announcement whenever you reach a milestone, to prevent the hordes from swarming you :P",I play casual & only kill people above 5 KS. "Color Guardians, an auto-runner with lane-switching and color-switching as its main mechanic",How deep mechanically. Plus Doohan.,RIP "What i'm guessing this sponsorship stuff will turn into, in a few months.",Because brazzers is known for its broad content aimed at all ages 13 other peoples' heads too. Guess we should keep the bar for sarcastic humor is pretty damn low these days.,There is no joking around when it comes to grammar apparently "He only lost the popular vote because of a lack of voter ID laws allowing illegals to vote, plus there was rampant voter fraud from the Democrats, PLUS all those Regan amnesty Mexicans that shouldn't have been given citizenship the first place. He won the vote amongst rightful Americans, hands down.",You forgot the apparently replying to someone that tells me i don't go out enough telling them i do is bragging? fantastic logic you have there,Yeah man HOW DARE YOU go outside and tell people that you do that stupid bragging lifer What in the literal fuck is this normie nonsense? Ever heard of getting validation from sex? Guess not since you normies get enough of it already.,"Sure, once you have sex you will be validated and happy for the rest of your life without wanting anything more." How'd you go from classical to dubstep?,Lindsey Stirling? Mavs PF Dirk Nowitzki (Achilles tendon) has been upgraded to questionable for Wednesday's game in Portland. He has missed last 13 games.,Personally I'm looking forward to having a chance again. Who needs generics? Use ... instead!,That you can do a thing in a different way doesn't make the thing less useful. "For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Where's your global warming now? "For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Proof of global cooling #NAME?,BUT MAFIA GAVE A LEAD AND ALL MAFIA LEADS SHOULD BE BELIEVED CAUSE MAFIA IS THE TRUE TI "mini rant: Jailors and wills If you are a jailor, and are going to ask for a will, to someone who claims a role like retributionst, and then exe them because they don't keep a will for a role that only does one thing, then you get the stupid jailor award",ye but have u concider every role should will becus will very importanto an he can write dwon waht he do what he revive omg so you are bad elo i report you 15x now cause u bad retri need revive and will o my god jailor not fault it retri o god Bcus it's the winter break.,"Oh right, I forgot that everything everywhere stops for winter break" No more Magic Story until January,"Well, that's what I get for looking forward to something." "We can still take back the Senate if we lose OH, but if we win PA, NH and NC right? EDIT : Also NV. Nvm, it's looking harder than I thought.",I think most likely scenario is 50/50 split. "Do you or your family have a Christmas tradition? What is it? Merry Christmas everyone! What are your Christmas traditions, nothing is too big or too small or too strange :)",I play street hockey every day after Christmas Portman Murphy bill secretly passed a few weeks back. From within his state department Trump will have his own 160 million dollar federalized super CTR. The first time since WWll that the state department will get to legally propagandize the American public.,It's not propaganda if we benefit Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL) sarcastically impugns disabled veteran Tammy Duckworth's family history of American military service because she's of mixed race. Seriously.,Fucking crush him Tammy. What is the best Roses are red... poem you know?,Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian That's better than you that's the joke. The fact that I got -21 points for that is hilarious xD,Yeah pedo jokes always funny... "I like it, it looks badass dude. I'd pay for that.",Thanks! So this is the one conspiracy theory they *won't* believe. Love this country.,Yeah its really surprising that conspiracy theorists aren't believing the gov and msm huh? "They'll just blame the liberals for running Hillary and leaving them with no choice. It's already started to happen to me personally- I give my conservative friends and family members all kinds of hell for voting for the imbecile, and the retort is almost always something about Obama not having any experience or Hillary.",like playing chess with a pigeon "When everyone was betting their money on Zarya, I fucking knew it. Zarya's too blatant, couldn't have been her.",Her only love is the Motherland. "Sorry, took the photo a month ago and just thought it was perfect here.",Bro don't apologize do what you want fuck the other guy Found the cheater,Cameron is the biggest cheater I know. What would you say is the best way to prepare? Doing the chapter problems?,"Yes and if you can, try to get a hold of previous tests." yeah but i think this also accounts for other sorts of terrorism (right or left wing extremists),"Whew, now I'm relieved." FDR's New Deal provisions and LBJ's Great Society programs.,"Yeah, but what have they done for us *lately*" How can you get punched by a bear like that and not break your neck? Unless these highschool kids aren't even human?,Plot armor is a powerful protector I decided to pick up a USP on a whim and got a 3k,"That last shot looked like a toggle, disgusting" I interviewed for my last 4 jobs in a T-shirt. Things are going pretty well for me.,"if you are interviewing for that many jobs, is it going well..." Pls blizzard fix this wall,"Works everytime on my PS4, fucking PC peasants!" And what happens when you get laid off and can no longer support your family and kids like you could have before that? What would you do then? The okay situation you find yourself in today isn't permanent.,Abortion is always an option "All of the world's countries are in a bar, when a huge fight suddenly breaks out. How is your country involved?","Started with drinking in the corner (because stereotypes), but got involved in the fight because America is involved Australia" "GGG could probably afford to kill their stash tab revenue if they quit pricing their cosmetic items so astronomically high, ironically enough. $10 every now and then would be justifiable for me to spend on a set of armor or wings I think look pretty cool. $40 for wings? Pass.",The engine can't handle more armor sets and wings in town Quit persecuting her!,You dropped this: The new Smash 4 on switch allows you to change character values! You can finally:,Nerf Greninja That was the joke. He meant both and explained it at the end.,"hmm, Ive never heard a comedian tell a joke." MyVR social virtual reality platform debuts in October,They couldn't come up with a better name than MyVR? Public servants watching what you say on social media about botched My Health Record program,Mmm taxpayer money well spent Hungarian Neo-Nazi Leader Moves to Israel After Discovering He Is a Jew,He did nazi that coming "A future jump, possible even it being the last scene of the finale",We'll probably find out the journal is from the future Trump Beat Clinton by 3 Million Outside of California and New York,"Trump won the popular vote, except for how he didn't." "Dengar and Chewie. They will destroy any hero they come up against, at least in my experience.","Gotta disagree on Chewie, he is good against stormtroopers but usually I see Villians take him down pretty easily" The only way to open my Xbox now...,I was expecting send nudes "FF XV is now $39.99 new. Is it doing this badly? Does this mean the game is doing so well they were able to drop the price or that it's doing so bad they had to drop the price? With how much they had to spend on a development time around ten years, an anime, a movie, and marketing I'd hate to think of the amount of money they are trying to make just to break even. It sucks typing it but this might very well be the last non-MMORPG Final Fantasy game made if it's doing as bad as this price drop makes it seem.","PS4 Slim and Pro, worst console performances ever, sales only weeks after launch." That's a nassssty cut Mike...,Oh he's hurt! "KT has the best top,jgl,mid,adc and support in the world, RIP SKT. skt fans should just delete their reddit accounts already. kt 2017 world champ kt 2017 lck champ pawn best mid world","TSM had the best top, jg, mid, ad, and support and look where it got them." Re-creating the hairstyles of 2nd century ad roman empress Faustina the Younger using period equipment,"What would you call this, Experimental cosmetological archaeology?" "Kinda like how Kia Soul drivers all have no souls, in my observation.","Duh, that's why they're buying one." "Trans warfare written by a male marxist, discussing gender critical ideas. Excellent post","Double post, sorry." BREAKING: Joe Flacco released from Baltimore Ravens,PLS NO We got a ton of cool stickers for the Spirit partnership!,Thought these were giant floor stickers.. then realised that's a table... perspective Who else thinks the starters are under powered....,"Naw, they're not underpowered if you send your blastoise to fight ghosts, psychics, or fairies..." I really don't want Ragnar to die..,I'm wishing he hadn't dug up his horde Can confirm. Hit a car with my boat once and the car was totaled. My boat was fine though just a little scratched on the bottom.,Yeah but you had one of those boats where the front doesn't fall off. "Please dude.. I'm German and I'm more than happy to pay higher taxes to support the migrants and even offer rooms in our house for them. STFU, you don't speak for all of us. I'm currently unemployed but I am hoping that our policies continue to tax the wealthy and support all Germans, even if they are here without papers.",You dropped your "Audit hits Florida housing agency for $365k in employee bonuses, $52k filet mignon dinner",Well thank goodness they didn't piss away the money on Homeless women and children. 23 penalties minus 1 or 2 equals 18...?,Well they said like so only off by about 10 Guy makes a bicycle / e-car to get around in Sweeden,A crash would wreck him "That's barely more than a one-of-everything collection, by my count. I've seen people post collections with roughly twice as many ships (particularly people who buy multiples of the Large and Huge ships and enough of every small ship to run the max number that will fit into 100 points).","This, I have almost exactly half of the OP's collection, but I only play Empire." HATEGATE? #WWJD,What Will Junkies Do? Turbine blades of a GE J47 turbojet from a Boeing B-47 bomber.,Looks like someone forgot to safety a couple blades... How did Greece make the refugee crisis? Or Germany? Are you still believing in the meme that the refugee crisis wouldn't have happened without Angela Merkel 'inviting' them?,"It's because apparently Germany, UK and France were already taken over by Muslims years ago." My favorite trade experience this league,never ... go full retard "Nothing will come of it, but it's still sad that the police is wasting ressources on such vanities.",Not like they have anything else to worry about. One way to divide Nazi-Germany.,You want to start a war cause this is how you start a war! All women everywhere. And most men.,"He might be a muslim, don't tell him that, its islamiphobic" Limited Edition Corgikin came in.,Is he sad because you got it for the Xbox? "Wait, what?",he said that because it's the graphics card the ps3 uses "If there was a new update for the clan system, what would you like to see Shared clan stash, clan events, reputation of some sort.. something to make the clans more than just a chat?","Something that allows the clans to compete against each other head to head, you know, something team-based... maybe even, arena-styled combat?" "Gee, I wonder why. Think it might be because we actually experience it, whereas it's just a distant concept to gossip about for western women? But yeah, why the hell might men have something to say about this, and be passionate in saying it? Totally crazy.",No let's compare horrible things instead and put them on a scale so we can justify doing ''less'' horrible things.. Wait. Sunsingers have jetpacks?,"Yes, they are fueled by the ~~dankest of destiny memes~~ **the souls of all of the salty kids who got wrecked by thorn in Y1**." The wife and I on the first day of kindergarten 2016!,"Nice, I went to work that day, just like every day, every year, all year long" "There was a point where people could get up to 72 hours suspension if they consistently left games while in play, but it was changed because the people who like to leave a lot complained about it.","Exactly, so it means it was actually working...well done BMG, another fine decision" If band names predicted the way they will die,Ben Gibbard killed by an Uber/Lyft driven by a manic pixie dreamgirl. "To be fair, in here, when a joke is overused it's fuckin' OVERUSED to the death, can't blame them for that.",Yeah because the rest of the internet totally doesn't just beat jokes into the ground Prison's definitely a different place because you can't afford to look weak. It's a fucked up system where you're forced to do terrible things just to survive. Yet we throw people to the lions and then expect them to be rehabilitated when we let them back out again.,"Ah it doesn't really matter if they're rehabilitated or not, we can send em straight on back." The show should either stop going the romance route or let a romance stand for a while. They went through three rushes for Supergirl last season and they settled on Jimmy and then they immediately dropped that at the start of this season. Now it looks like they're on with the Mon-El stuff. I don't mind relationships in shows (I think Iris and Barry work well on Flash) but I get tired of writers trying to make relationships sticking points when there is so much more the show could be doing.,But how will women like the show if there's no romance for the main girl! "And to think all this shit started with Marvin Austin tweeting rap lyrics while drunk one night in Miami. This saga will never end, and has sold more subscriptions to the news and observer than if they lined their pages with cookout gift cards.",I'll drunkenly tweet for cookout gift cards... That's what you're implying right? Christmas Gangplank Montage,That video made me notice Gangplank and McCree have the same voice actor. Like die white cis scum?,Yeah because all liberals have said that This is not true. Egypt was conquered but it stayed largely Christian. It converted to Islam after several centuries.,He's talking about the movement from the Fatimids to the Ayyubids during the Crusade era instead of Photoshop -- learn to use a camera,See that would be valid if i took the photo.. Lead Writer Confirms Pharah not on Date,Any news on Tracer's sexuality? "The Russians probably did try to hack the DNC, like they do the other 364 days of the year. This should surprise no one. Truth is, they were probably tripping over other state actors while they were doing it, especially on HRC's server. Lol","but, but hillarys server was secure, the media told me so, you'd have to get tom cruise to drop down on her bathroom closet to get a shred of info off that server" maybe you suck at the game - ah the classic your opinion isnt the same as mine therefore you must suck at the game. Classic,"Hey man, that's how you know OP is delivering us some useful, well-thought out information" maximum diversity achieved,It doesn't matter if all the diversity is sectioned off into their own various enclaves where they never interact with society at large "*Oh, you're an 'independent' voter? I'm sorry, your vote doesn't count. NEXT!*",Voting for Third Party candidates is bad and you should feel bad. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Sneak Peek,"The real question is that after realizing how big of a hit baby groot was at the end of the first movie, will Marvel ever let Groot grow back up to his adult form." He kinda was tho. At the very least coercion.,He meant it as a joke! That is what I was thinking and then I visited another thread and all people did was shit on the graphics.,"Well obviously if it's not grungy and pseudo-realistic but instead is stylistic and vibrant, it's crap." I need 100 response on my survey for a school research project of our choosing. I am doing mine on Foreign Nation's Effect on the elections. (Voters),"Just a note, this is for US voters, not all voters around the world." *starts typing in self entitelment* BUT WE NEVER GET NATIONALLY TELEVISED GAMES OR CHRISTMAS MATCHUPS. NO RESPECT. NO CALLS.,That's because they don't celebrate Christmas in Canada Why?,Drumpf does not need an answer to that...that would require critical thinking and the ability to weigh pros/cons. "So, I bought the 40 euro pack for Gems, but never got any gems. Can anyone help me with this?","I wouldnt reccomend buying them from these sites euro or whatever, buy it in game" "Russell had 7 points 2 steals, a rebound and assist in 1 minute of play just a few days ago. Julius had 4 blocks 4 points 3 boards in a matter of 2 minutes last game. Those kind of highs aren't something you see in many players. Once they get more experience they will get more consistent and light the world on fire. Of course there is no way to know for sure they will reach their potential but they have shown enough signs that I feel comfortable taking that bet. Ingram is a little bit different, he hasn't really shown the ability to take a game over yet like the other two, but I have seen enough to know that at worst he will be a lockdown defender and very solid player.","Yea and Tyreek Hill has one carry for 68 yards, he's gonna be a pro bowl running back!" Grootste verzekeraar wil vuurwerkverbod: 'Laat afsteken over aan professionals',"Hmm, verzekeraars laten bepalen wat we wel/niet mogen doen, goed plan!" Europe gets tougher on gun control,We wouldn't want native Europeans to defend themselves...that would be bad. "I bought an iPhone off Amazon from a certified seller. The phone was bad, and now the seller wont refund, replace or exchange. It seems like they are intentionally fucking me over. I cant afford to be out almost $600. What are my options?",What is wrong with the phone? "100% broke the law, by coming into the United States of America illegally.",It's fake news! "He did. It's a smoking gun to me. I don't give a fucking shit what a court thinks, I don't play by their rules. When you get put in charge of watching over someone so drunk people are worried they're going to die, and you offered to do this, solely so you could be alone with them and then put your dick in them, to me, you're a fucking rapist. And that's what I think he did and that's why he apologized - because he knew he had something to apologize for. I don't care what the statue of Indiana says on rape, I don't care what the school says, I care about what I think rape is and this definitely qualifies. He's the type of loser that can't get pussy, and has to steal it from drunk girls after he manipulates himself into being alone with them.","Whoa, easy there Duterte." Chill out. I don't really care what your claimed experience is. I'm merely recounting what their stated policy is on their website. Forgive me for not taking the word or an anonymous internet stranger.,"You care enough to respond, haha." Did you watch the theatrical version or the extended cut? I wonder how many people only watched the theatrical version and hated it vs the people that watched the extended cut and liked it?,I did watch the extended version...Probably had way more of that boring character development and narrative stuff.. Kukulkan StormEel (Concept Skin) 2/5,"Very nice, I like it!" Does it really count as a side piece when your wife has a penis though?,"Haha, that's why I used a non gendered noun like side piece you cis white male scum!" Bird's Eye View of the City of Seattle (1884),More like birds eye view of a drawing of Seattle "I think you missed the point of the video. The biggest change is using a controller, not just npc dialog lol",I think it would be awesome if work like this made a World of Warcraft VR experience with the Vive possible. Male Charr or Male Sylvari for Thief and why. No Asura master race bullcrap lol,Human Female because meta. This will be a huge vulnerability when it's introduced they said. Won't be op at all they said. Easily killable they said.,"Wait, you can kill those things?" Are you just gonna ignore the fact that that cat is literally the size of a bean?,Irrelevant. "Ironic that these flags would be used in a anti-refuge protest considering us nordic countries are very open when it comes to accepting refugees. Not that Eesti could ever into Nordic, but still.",Maybe thats why they cant into nordic? "Well ya, but that would need to be single payer healthcare to work effectively for everyone.",COMMUSOCIALIST SCUM! Why do Europeans leave Europe?,"Because it is a communist shithole that is turning more and more islamic each day, so they go to great Murica, the land of opportunities, to immigrate there and become millionares by hard work and ensure a future for their families!" !RemindMe 1 week,!RemindMe 2 days "Impossible Mode is the name of POPGOES' 4/20 Custom Night. Faulty Equipment is an additional challenge that causes all technology-based defence mechanics (Room Shut-Down and Vent Heat) to only last half as long as they usually do. This is the hardest possible night in POPGOES. Minion, on YouTube, successfully beat this night without Popgoes building a single part of Blackrabbit. Essentially, the best possible outcome in the hardest possible night. And he did this only 4 days ago, almost six months after the release of the game. I'm fairly certain at this point that Minion is the king of POPGOES.",WHERE IS HIS PROMOTION? My youtube looks like this for about 5 seconds on every video? Any fix?,"The video won't play, no audio nothing then after 5 seconds if starts fine no buffer, best quality." Aliens Did 9/11,Reticulating splines. down,in "I have this VHS tape that has all the greats. In order; Babar's Christmas, Frosty The Snowman, Twas the Night Before Christmas, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, The Berenstein Bears Christmas, Rudolph The Red-Nose Reindeer, A Very Smurfy Christmas and finally, A Mouse, A Mystery and Me. Its about 8 hours long and I make it a point to watch it at least once around these times.","Rip that VHS now, cause it might be from the Berenst(e)in universe" "George W. Bush, dressed as Santa, visiting children in hospital. Secret Service dressed as elves.",I totally see trump doing this. "come to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laugh... lol it is Christmas I had to I wonder if the Secret Service has a tailor? Are the suits provided? Are they tactical in any way? Do they have special materials that allow them to be easy to fight in if some shit went down. I am very interested in Secret Service suits now...if anyone has a source or information it would be neat to check out.","Not sure about the present day, but for an in depth look at their lives and what their jobs entailed in the 60's read *The Kennedy Detail* its written by the agents and gives a unique perspective of what happened that day, as well as what led up to it and it's aftermath." How about book 3? Is moving on possible after finishing that or will the wait for book 4 torture me?,"Book 3 ended in a way that left me wanting more, but I was ok not being able to continue, so I would think you would be fine." This is by far the best thing I've ever seen here. It's so good I ALMOST wanna say it's fake...sadly it's not. :/,"Well, if the statistics are anything to go by..." "Guys Fill Pool With 10,000,000 Orbeez (Not Shitty Youtube Channel)","C'mon guys, 18 comments and 1 upvote?" oh no like the discord group chat is lit that's y lmao,nice save buddy Don't make this about race.,Jesus Christ man chill I forgot my I'd love to circulate this. Think they'd fall for it?,It looks so professional how could it be fake? "Found a Dick versus Dick In this latest episode he states that people who tell jokes shouldn't be taken seriously, but on many other occasions has mentioned how a lot of his love for Trump comes from his hilarious tweets. Does this mean that Dick doesn't take Trump seriously? Probably not. What do you guys think about this?",Get raped. What happened to the flag happy refs from earlier?,The Giants stopped making penalties and the refs want the Cowboys to win Guess which conference has the best record? Go sun belt!!!!!,BYU conference with the perfect bowl record. In YOUR opinion.. what is the worst god per class.. (only 1 per please) Example: Warrior- Hercules Mage- Ra Hunter- Neith Guardian- Ares Assassin-Loki Again.. not my opinion just an example Annnnnnnnnd GO!,Mage - Scylla/Ao Kuang Guardian- Terra Hunter- Jing Wei Warrior- Nike Assassin- Ratatoskr Are you ready to do whatever it takes?,Since fucking when is vaping a corner stone of Mom and Pop business? "Pat, evander, or wwe kane?","None, they're all too old." Me wanting to approach a girl.,Definitely ask her to go grab lunch or dinner. PSA: AT&T's shutdown of their 2G network happens in 10 days,Saving this post so I'll have 10 days when we decide to switch Well at least Kessel and Hagelin look cute in the box together.,Kessel all smiles. "You need to understand Poles. 2 Poles, three opinions.",You're wrong! SNOW IS LIVE askjdhasndlkdjfhklajsdnckjld YAY,"So unrealistic, it never snows in LA" Can Mermails play Elemental HERO Bubbleman to make Bahamut Shark and Dweller more easily?,{{Aqua Spirit}} Kiwis risk losing an 'unalienable right to wild places',"we don't want the dirty locals messing up the place for our betters now - we want to be a proper third world country, please, where rich visitors are treated like gods and the locals provide cheap labor" "New to DnD... Warlock? Can someone help me understand Warlock in 3.5? What role do they play? And how do their spells function? I find the more that I read, the more confused I get.","In addition to what everyone here has said, be sure to look up other source books and online handbooks, as they have some really good invocations like eldritch glaive" "I think back in the Apprentice days, before the birther thing, he actually had a good overall public image, even though he was brash & boorish, it was kind of seen in a funny fatherly way. Then came the birtherism, the Mexican rapers comment, the wall, the pussy grabbing tape, and on and on, and his image with the general public has become pretty toxic. He's pretty much his own worst enemy in that regard.",All fake news. "The Nexus 6P is made by Huawei...A chinese company. Stay away from the chinese unless you want a cheap, flimsy phone. Buy American people. Apple, Google, Microsoft. High quality devices.","Yes, all those companies *definitely* don't manufacture their phones in China." **I DON'T RECOMMEND TRYING TO RUN OR BIKE OR DO ANY SORT OF OUTDOORS AEROBIC EXERCISE IF IT'S THE LEAST BIT COLD EITHER**,I don't recommend doing any sort of physical activity because fitness and physique are just social constructs made to make lazy fat asses feel bad in quel caso la polizia poteva rispondere al fuoco?,Al massimo i poliziotti avrebbero potuto prenderla a pisellate in faccia... "cosa sarebbe successo, dicci. La Francia avrebbe richiamato gli ambasciatori ed interrotto le relazioni diplomatiche con l'Italia?",Probabilmente ci avrebbero bombardato con i loro caccia... Chudat pose is something in sign language,Honestly I'd say there's ~100% possibility of this being intentional. Are you implying most white people are bad or not deserving of your approval? Because that is what it sounds like.,forgot my Why not just buy a used car with the money you got from the sale of the old car?,"Because I only profited $6000 from the sale,also I don't want a used car." Another new image from Alien: Covenant,My F5 key is dying... Information overload so at least the people with critical thinking skills will know what's up.,But people are done with experts... TIL Lewis and Clark Only Became Popular 50 Years Ago,So in about 50 more years Zebulon Pike will probably get some respect. "The Church's issue with Galileo was a political issue, not based so much theology or science. Essentially, Galileo insulted the Pope by calling him an idiot.","Yeah they just imprisoned a guy for insulting their leader, they are totally bastions of free thought and social progress!" "It's not surprising that the Rat doesn't take hearts or keys. in universe he wouldn't need them. And anyway , just don't take keys before going into the shop alright?",You seem to be missing the point. *What is my purpose*,You pass the time when kids are really bored. "lol that sounds like quite the journey, if I had experienced that my gear would be a mess","All of mine wear the same gear, and when you're left only focusing on weapons (even then, just your favorite/preferred classes) it isn't so bad." "I am curious, doesn't the Geneva Convention only protect those who are active military fighting on behalf of a sovereign nation? If that is the case, then which nation are the terrorists fighting for officially? Germany? Japan? Iran?",They are fighting for the state of islam! Purple Pantydroppa,I opened the picture and now I can't find my panties. "Try being a basketball referee that specialises in Travelling, the NBA needs a few of those.","You're funny, the NBA doesn't even have a rule against travelling" Zelda butt :3 (by @hyliasuicide),But how can we be sure if she's a real gamer? but muh emails! I feel like many voted for trump to spite the system without actually thinking about the very serious consequences of voting in trump.,"Those risotto recipes are a threat to national security, if only I didnt have the wool over my eyes!" "A Buffalo businessman who co-chaired Donald Trump's New York campaign says he wants to see President Barack Obama die from mad cow disease and the first lady return to being a male. Surprise,Surprise it was a Trump Supporter!","No you guys are all wrong, he's just disagreeing with his politics it has nothing to do with race and he would have said the some types of things to a white democratic president.." Epacket for shipping with Aliexpress? Hey everyone. I was about to purchase my first haul and I got to the shipping portion of the checkout with all the items I'm getting have an option for free Epacket shipping. It's $40 or so to ship with DHL so should I roll with epacket or what?,"When I use Epacket shipping it always takes me 3-5 weeks to get my stuff, but it's free shipping across the world so i can't complain lol" How to make the toilet bidet connect to my wall? Is there an item which can do this for me at the hardware store?,So how do you suggest he get that Warm water? How the community handles Christmas: Blizzard vs Valve edition,At least our characters aren't all white males "Fusion becomes a viable energy source: Oil wars would be a thing of the past, greenhouse gasses/global warming would improve, and best of all - Tesla stock would skyrocket so that I'd get rich and Musk could focus more on colonizing Mars (so we're no longer a single planet species in case of an asteroid impact).",Or like if we discovered a giant reactor in the sky that would send the energy to us and we just had to find some way to collect it... Assaulted Referees Barred From Officiating By School District,I can't believe argueing with the ref and cursing at them didn't have a better result. It's the most messed up time of the year,"Oh wow, you're definitely going to hell for that!" Feedback.,So funny hahaha Programming 101: Today we shall learn HOW TO USE TAB!!!,clearly the second tab is the spacebar "Germany plans creation of 'center of defense' against fake news, report says",Yes...a government agency to tell you what is true or false....can't see anything wrong with that. Trump on nukes: 'Let it be an arms race',"Well hey, at least we don't have have some SOCIALIST PUSSY like Sanders in charge, right guys?" Only 1TB of RAM a couple decades from now? Must be a low-end machine.,"That's why he's using a CLI, because it's low end" Would you move 100 BTC to a SegWit address is an everyone can spend script? For what? Why not keeping it on super secure and safe normal address?,But you can save $0.30 on fees! My GF is upset I didn't make asking her to move in special,"Don't worry, she'll grow out of this soon!" If you see kek just feel free to keep on scrolling. Nothing of value will be missed.,kek RL has a long and storied history of hating TSM. regi could say the sky is blue and RL would put out an hour long video on how regi is a moron for saying that.,"After seeing how Reginald conducts himself, and the brainless fanbase, I can't imagine why" Probably will find a way to blame it on colonialism.,What else do you want to blame it on? Boss gets 10 years for ordering employee's finger cut off,"No comment about the sentence, but this whole thing it's so fucked up." "America will annex its neighbours... BECAUSE FREEDOM, AMERICA IS GOOD GUYS ANSCHLUSS CANUCKREICH 2017",Globalism is only good when America runs the world It was for Wii U chat.,"And for a select few games (I think Nintendo Land, maybe Game & Wario, I can't remember)." me irl,Wow nice establishment propaganda you CUCK "The only way I will take kratom anymore is mixed with something like this. Seriously, all you toss & wash or mixers, this is what you've been looking for.",Works great "Because of what, Netflix?","There is passion in both, people in both, death in both ... honestly I don't see the problem" Top and bottom 10 favorable calls by pitcher,And the Giants still can't win a damn thing. CRINGEY CLIQUE VIDEOS,I'm sure Tyler and Josh would be proud I'm bored and I want to reply to everthing,n0ice Muslim Parents Call Cops On Son - 'He Says He's Part Of ISIS',wow his parents are such islamophobes max in a week. worth,:'( One,"Fuck yeah, Creed!" Chokethorn BiS for mag dps right now I think,You dropped this: A few million people died.....,"All in the name of progress, my friend." I see grey... :(,It's really more of a lavender than anything. "Jeez, I have fun a lot. Too bad no ones close enough to play with me ;))",:O And that pornstar's name? Johnny Depth.,Leonardo DiCockrio "1. In german for example, we only have the word Geschlecht. You are either male or female. We dont have a word that describes gender, because society doesnt dicate you and you can do what you want. We have different bathrooms for different sexes, i dont see why that is even debated.",Clearly you belong in North Carolina you biggotet shitlord. M9 Vanilla Butterfly Vanilla + 10 Keys,Good thing m9 vanillas are going for 45 keys "Saw the video Because I like the meta videos he does about YouTube and also, he actually knows what he is talking about in all of this since he is an analyst for that stuff. It's actually pretty good. I recommend giving it a watch.",Nope he made a couple cringy gaming videos so he's the worst "Focus on chipping away at the wall between Engineering and Operations. The point is there are purely dev tasks such as writing product code, and purely ops tasks such as standing up hardware. Then there is a vast grey area in the middle where code is built into releases, delivered to compute resources, installed, and monitored. The grey area should be considered an area of shared responsibility between both orgs. The wall is a vestige of the denial of this shared responsibility. Tear down that wall and you're doing the DevOps.",Why not just create a DevOps department that embeds into various dev teams and only talks to Ops using tickets & Hipchat? "17 dead, hundreds displaced as MILF factions feud in North Cotabato",Well I never knew MILFs could be this deadly. "Never heard of that, where does that happen? Maybe I should go :)","It happens in Enschede, and heard it's pretty big in Hengelo too ;)" It's The,Nutshack I tried to. but the shopkeeper does not take it He says its not my fault . Is there a way to play offline without acctivation,"ya there are cracks, look around the forums, and if you payed if debit or online via paypal, take the payment back, that wasn't fair what you got," SE Steam Achievements Are there supposed to be achievements on steam? There are none showing up for me.,Exit and reload Steam. "Nordic justice systems tend to focus on rehabilitation, so sentences are typically shorter than they'd be in the US, for example. Also, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia. Denmark + Norway + Sweden = Scandinavia. The word comes from Scania, which originally refered only to the southern part of Sweden which was under the control of Denmark at the time.",Finnoscandinavia. here would be my deck * Barbs * E-barbs * 3 Musketeers * Giant * Goblin Gang * Minion Horde * Hog rider * Elixir Collector,You're forgetting the 48 Skeletons. When your starting hand is 4 Legendaries,Whys lumberjack there Bowles Joins Jets in New England,"Guys, TIL I'm glad that Tod Bowles is ok" "Seems like a good problem to have. Organ donation is great, but far better that people donating don't die in the first place.",Hopefully lab grown organs will be able to fill the gap left by self driving vehicles. Standard scoring M. Mitchell (vs NYJ) or D. Martin (@ NO)?,Martin My heart is beating fast. I am so nervous.,I've taken like 10 deep breaths in the last minute. "Tucker Carlson: I gotta go. You should stick to the thigh-high boots, you're better at that. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!",Wow she's not a bitter little snowflake at all. "Nuh-uh isn't an argument He's right isn't an argument Repeating the non-argument somebody else made, coincidentally, isn't an argument either. even if all of you are right... you would lose in a debate because you do not know how to effectively communicate what you want to say.",Or you couldjust show people the picture. "Most Japanese feel unfriendly toward Russia: Roughly eight out of 10 Japanese feel unfriendly toward Russia, according to results released of a government survey",But our glorious leader Lord Cheetos does and that's what matters. "Why?! Why is it that 10+tops feel the need to get up and change seats? I greet them and get their drink order. I come back and they are all in different seats. I get their food order. I come back and not only is everyone in different seats again but 2 of them spotted buddies waaayyyy over the hell in someone else's section and are now sitting over there. Please stop. Why are you doing this to me. Now I feel like a jackass because I have to verbally call out your plates of food, because you all ordered similar but slightly different plates, and stand there while everyone has a contest of who can ignore me the longest. Goddamn. This is also not even close to the first time this has happened either.","It really is blissful ignorance most of the time... they have no idea what a pain in the ass they're being, and are most likely celebrating something with 10 plus people all out together." Ex girlfriend sent me this out of the blue...,"With no knowledge it sounds like she liked the way you kiss, got a new bf who doesn't know how, and now wants this guy to kiss like you." How dare she choose Chad and not me!,"Wait, things can't change between two people in four years?" "I can make pancakes and I love pegging guys, that's the weird stuff they're looking for right? I'm also willing to take a shit on their chest if they want to ramp it up a notch. Oh that's not what they meant? They wanted a girl who is totally submissive, can deepthroat and is willing to take a cock up the ass? Huh, who knew it would be something so stereotypically sexist.",There's no way a girl could be as uncomfortable with the idea of getting fucked in the ass as he is! "By this logic, tall guys should have bigger penises",Skinny guys have bigger penises. Traffic sucks,Nice Datsun. Snowden isn't some incredible mastermind of the US intelligence system or some master hacker that the Russians can turn against us. The guy didn't even take what he leaked with him; he left it to Journalists to dig through and release. There's nothing Russia could get from Snowden intelligence wise that they won't have easy access to in the new administration anyway.,"But there were few movies about him, isn't he a super hero mastermind?" "Spotted: a hard-working Santa taking a few minutes off to nip down to his local mosque, the Aziziye in Stoke Newington, London for prayers.",Is he allowed to say Merry Christmas? Which means it's shit in passing the light through itself.,Ah who cares about light in solar panels? "E6 ELIGIBILITY AFTER NJP I was an e5 when I got reduced in rank to an e4 in 2014, I was an e5 for a year up until that point. I made e5 my first time up that following year in 2015. Did my time in rate go away when I was reduced in rank or will I be eligible for the upcoming e6 exam in march? Trying to get some clarity on whether or not ill have to wait 3 years in order to take the exam again. Thanks",TIR resets after NJP "Not saying it was an appropriate response, just why they did it. They tried to force all discussion into a megathread and thus deleted all other posts. Of course, that didn't end up working very well for other reasons. People like to cast it as some conspiracy to conceal the fact that the shooter was Muslim, but really it was just the mods being incompetent.","Yeah, and it was all fake news anyways." "Really stupid question but.... Are you supposed to spit when you do dipping pouches? I know you can swallow with Snus, but I was curious if it would be different with Copenhagen or Skoal pouches",Nah same thing you can swallow with those as well Apparently we are holier than thou!!!,I know I am. U.S. warns Russia not to interfere in 2016 presidential election,Because the United States never interferes in sovereign elections. My 4-year-old niece says she's a horse. So.,Well then Premarin is a perfect fit! If he was better he'd be active,"Yeah man, our FO and coaching staff has really proved to be skilled at evaluating the QB position" Wait... is this just a thinly veiled advertisement for PornHubs app?,Paging u/Katie_Pornhub "Why are people having such a hard time appreciating this? Why can't we just be happy that someone did this, instead of contemplating what evil is really behind it? I'll bet that not one of the people who are skeptical of this has ever done a single thing to show the same sympathy to Muslims, or any other religion. Sad times indeed when people try to see evil in good deeds!","'These nice muslims are just a small minority, not representative of the general population'" Merry Christmas from r/GlobalOffensive! Just though I'd pop in to say merry Christmas to our CoD friends!,Time to make a post saying Merry Christmas to our friends at Global Offensive 30fps or 60fps?,Doesn't matter you can only see 24fps anyway. "These are some serious feels I got going on, Hue was almost in tears. We really needed this win",Hur der but Myles Garret Hur dur we Browns'd the first pick Hur dur this victory means nothing Hur dur Mountain sheds a few stones,WOW it's a good thing that giant rock stopped before it hit the house. Donald Trump's Seriously Bad Idea: A 5% Tax Or Tariff On All Imports,"Yea, this is going to work out so well for everyone!" What was the 6th song they played called? (NOT THEME),Wet Sand Msg here or on PSN when ready and I'll make the PW! Thanks :),"Be right there, what is the password?" "Next time I'm at a restaurant, when the waitress asks if I need anything else, I'm going to ask her to scratch my back.",Maybe ask her to tip you too while you're at it. CEOs typically receive the bulk of their compensation via stock options and other non-immediately taxable benefits.,Makes sense thinking about it now "yup, sounds about right","Yeah, winter break is strange." Are we allowed to post our videos multiple times because I thought reposts get deleted. Ive already seen this clip so nice shot but why post it twice on here?,"Because I didn't get to see it and everything is about me, okay?" Merry fucken Chrissy cunts,Break out the popcoin Didn't realize the Mormon Tabernacle Choir was a runner up on America's got talent...,Oh boy you sure did get him good you did Reddit detectives are simply the best,Just like that time in Boston. "Crates Dark Matter, Octane Distortion, other Octane animated Decals Looking for Dark Matter boost, Octane Distortion or other Octane animated decals. Have some crates of all types (But only 2 of the 4th). Please, leave your offers!",Dark Matter for 2 CC4? You're about four hours late.,Fade em I ran out of wrapping paper and had to improvise. It's nearly unnoticeable.,Could this lead to someone going mad...Never being able to fully unwrap their gift? She is hot,Why don't you have a seat over there? When gaming is life,Wouldn't if it were a PC. "See, I always thought welfare was going to white trash in The fly over states.","Me too, I guess not though" A man's robot helper turns against him in the human-robot war (2045),"Its called the omnic crisis, get your facts straight!" "Me with my wife 8 years, wife opened our relationship",This is a 100% real post about actual events. I clicked on every single one of them.,"Me too man, me too." Great British Bake Off winner revealed,I look forward to the Amsterdam cafe pit stop in Jane and Candice's baking trip "I'll appreciate them once they stop leaving very expensive packages on my front porch. I was home when they did this once, they didn't even knock just walked up left it on the fucking porch and left.",You should hear the horror stories over at r/canadaguns I've had shit left on my door step that absolutely should not be left on a doorstep. When you thought you'd have to bring a doggy bag to feed yourself at Christmas lunch...,Is calling it a doggy bag vegan? My grandfather (who is generally technologically inept) spent days on a computer for all the grandkids making CDs of the top ten songs from the day we were each born.,Couldn't even bother to put it on a flash drive? This goes out to the moms.. What do you want most from your daughter? Time? Affection?,"For her to pursue whatever it is that makes her happy, but I guess some of her time too, because I want to hear about what that is, and what she's doing to make it happen." Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,"Working, listening to them unwrap presents over the phone..." Your complaint does not make sense. With this logic every feature in every game should be removed where a player can type in offensive words.,Exactly "Donald Trump Foundation to be dissolved, president-elect says",I feel bad for the veterans. Wendy's on rock? Anyone know what happened? Caution tape all around the building with 13 cop cars and at least one ambulance. They were also flagging cars that looked similar over to check them all down rock.,Mind your own business. UPDATE: Sloe suspended indefinitely by SCCA BOD,Very good response from the Bod. Never leave your kids at home alone,R/OSHA in a nutshell. "Are the incubators in these boxes have x3 use per incubator or is it like the free ones, one use?",it's the normal 3x use ones "And if he is under a lot of pressure, he switches genders too","And if it's the right temp and pressure, he's all genders at once." "Yup, they're being sorted though. Those who don't qualify for asylum will be deported in due time.",Just like the truck guy in Germany? Is there a bylaw against it? You figure somebody would want to make money,"Yeah, AGLC being AGLC.. they know what's best for us." Michigan Football: Big Ten Admits Some Officiating Woes Against Ohio State,So should the B1G fine themselves for talking about refs missing calls? Youtuber Anna Akana has her cats review wine wearing see-through shirt.,Man... I saw this in my subscription feed too. What's a dark piece of Reddit history that we like to forget that it ever happened?,The Fappening "Yeah, I guess that's the consensus. Teeth backwards means it sucks, even though it was done for a reason. Thanks for looking and happy holidays.",What was the reason? "I mean, a guy named Usain *Bolt* is the fastest man on Earth. I mean, c'mon.","Actually, that's Barry Allen." I contributed to the war on Christmas So I didn't plan on seeing my grandma on new years so when I went to her house for Christmas eve I greeted her with Happy holidays! I was met with a stern Merry Christmas. Oops. Sorry grandma didn't mean to accidently start a war on Christmas.,"Wow, why must you continue the persecution!" "You wanna trust a woman with 2X DUIs and that still drinks (not in a program or anything) with your kids in the back of her car? No thanks. Might be good for a casual bang, and wouldn't be a problem if you didn't have kids, but you've got responsibilities now.",Winner winner chicken dinner. Horse vs Car,Target fixation Ya wtf is with this thread? Everyone blaming Trump for problems that really have only started arising in the last 8 years?,"That's the narrative now...Our country is in the shitter...Trump ran on the message of Make America Great Again...Ignore Obama he was great, Bush is bad (they both did the same things and Obama was less transparent than Bush) Clearly this is all Trump's fault." u/autorelic,But he's such a salty vet! "Our tapwater is cleaner than every water in America, so there is that.",New York water is Very Clean ( minus the microscopic crustaceans found living in the water but that was deemed kosher by Rabbis so all is well) Wassup with Steph,he is clearly not 100% You are so correct. Trump is going to take all the credit for the downfall of ISIS.,"You mean how Obama took credit for closing Iraq and Afghanistan, which is why we don't have any troops there any-- wait a minute." The only one I have any hope for is 21. It got annoying seeing 11 over and over again,21 is apparently a MVP player What's the worst ability to take on a champion lv. 1? Earlier I accidentally started fear on fiddlesticks... it was brutal.,Azir Q or E s1mple doesnt like when device is toxic on victor,S1mple's dry humour is hilarious LOL Old icon for sdhc adapter,Happened on my laptop too. Only unreasonable if people don't want to pay it. They obviously will so the price is reasonable.,Oh I suppose we could apply that same model to the cable companies and ISPs as well? Jews? No. Israel. Anti-Zionism and anti-Semitism are two very different things.,"But Israel is such an amazing, diverse, non-violent, and educated nation!" Did you meant to reply to the other guy or did I do something wrong?,"You definitely didn't, he must have replied to you by accident." Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (8-6) at Pittsburgh Steelers (9-5) ...,Well... who wants to start the collection tin to send to Tuscaloosa for Saban? I'm not entirely convinced the Padres know the CBA was signed and major league games will be played this year,"So your saying a rotation of Jhoulys Chacin ,Clayton Richard and possibly Jered Weaver isn't going to win the World Series?" No such thing,did you miss the What a nasty guy.,He sounds like a real people person. How do u guys feel about sonic Technically a hebhob but only in name really,he wears red sneaks wadup with that Can someone explain the meme?,It's clearly a subtle criticism of societies reliance on the internet and our dependence on wi-fi. "I disagree, tons of really solid looking up and coming NA talent, especially in the ad role, while I feel the only real challenger talent in EU is on Misfits.",NA TALENT LUL Too bad he's dead.,Good riddance. "Evelynn W. Evidently, you don't clear jungle faster",You can run back to the camp you just executed on more quickly "This is just a thought, need your opinions.",Shhh he'll be back in OG soon enough. "A classic false equivalency. Republicans (specifically, Trump) use fear as a weapon to divide the people and target specific groups -- undocumented immigrants, muslims, etc. On the other hand, the fear of Trump's incompetent and potentially dangerous Presidency is targeted at one person: Donald Trump. It's not racially- or politically-motivated, it's a genuine reaction to a threat to our own self-interest and well-being. People who don't want to lose healthcare, people who are worried for the economy, people who don't want to see a renewed Nuclear Arms Race.","No, whenever you say anything that shows you're afraid of the policies that Trump himself has said he wants to implement you're fear-mongering!" Would like an ID if possible. North Central Ohio.,its a tick "Red beets, meat or bone stock with sauteed vegetables, which usually include cabbage, carrots, onions, potatoes and tomatoes. Borscht may include meat or fish, or be purely vegetarian. It is served with sour cream, potatoes and sometime hard-boiled eggs.",And it can be served cold or hot. 2 Shemales Fucking 2 Females,Holy shit what is the god damn motherfucking source please. so do the Broncos go after Romo in the offseason or do they just reload with the current group of guys,"With that o-line, Romo's collarbone would be shattered after week one" "Have you ever heard the saying correlation does not imply causation? The human brain has a knack for giving authority to coincidences. Keep in mind there's only 12 months and 365/6 days in a year. An historian always relies on real evidence, especially in the form of primary sources. I once knew a guy who went on quite a dramatic speal about how mathematics and equations showed impossible coincidences between his girlfriends license plate number and his own, therefore proving they were meant for each other. Were the coincidences extraordinary? Yes they were. Was his conclusion wrong? Absolutely","I'm just saying it's a really cool coincidence that when calculating 9 months from the day a dude was conceived and also died years later, that it falls on one of the biggest days of celebrating for a number of pagan religions, that's really cool." My favorite shot of mine so far.,What did you do to get the Ken Block car? The Ridley Scott Shared Cinematic Universe,I have the most confused boner right now. They don't play Tampa in June at all,"Yeah, but that will just make this prediction all the more sweet when it eventually comes true." What did we do?,We all pitched in 1 coin to help this man :) "I meant in the last 5 years, not always. This isn't an all-time dick measuring contest.",I thought it was.. in that case... 27 INCHES BOI. Always tried to copy Alfonso Soriano's and looked like a goddamn idiot every time... used to knock my helmet sideways every once in a while wiggling it too much,But.. you look like an idiot anyways. It Sucks That Winter Crash Will Be Gone on Jan. 3rd That only leaves 9 days of play time left to unlock the Ugly Sweater and Gift Wrap camos. I wish that i could pay like $4.99 to have Winter Crash permanently unlocked,"Ask Activision, they'll be glad to do that." Woman who have profile pics with two or more faces is a red flag. Which one is which? Who am I talking to? Are they Siamese twins? Is she trying to look better by juxtaposing with a hot blonde? Be warned.,Dude there is more than one picture chill "So what, he put his family ahead of his career? I see nothing wrong with that. I respect him more",becuz he resigned from the Trump administation therefore Trump is to blame! Grandma was on point this time,"Fuck anyone lactose intolerant, or allergic to nuts or nougat am I right?" It seems that Draymond Green likes to kick anybody including his own teammate,He miss badly this time around Usage of article on cardiac mortality peaking around Christmas and New Year's holidays peaks over Christmas and New Year's holidays,Perhaps the hospital staff should stop posting selfies on imgur then... "Setting aside that there's a CEO for Nintendo *of America* (separate to the Japanese CEO), the packaging for US products is going to be separate. Since it's a separate market, they could easily include on the box Hey, just so you know, charging cable not included. It could even mention, in fine print, that if the dirty gaijin had bought last year's product like good little consumers, they wouldn't have this problem. But, based on my limited understanding of electrical engineering, making anything that has a built in battery charge using anything other than USB (micro, C, even mini if you're feeling particularly cheap) is a straight and unnecessary dick move.","But it's a **proprietary** USB plug, it's totally legit!" Amy Schumer,She's so smart and funny me irl,I didn't know white supremacist symbols were allowed here Watch dogs 2 redemption code for free - Pick a number between 1 and 700 and I'll pick the winner by 10pm eastern time tonight. Good luck friends,777 Israel to approve construction of 618 more East Jerusalem homes in defiance of UNSC resolution,This will really show how much Israel wants peace That's great! What guide did she get you? I'd be interested in getting a nice looking guide as well!,"It's the official one on fangamer, it looks so good!" Glacier Kayaking in Alaska,Wetsuits or drysuits? "Man, in Turkey the cheapest 480 is around $350.",TIL you can buy a GPU in a thanksgiving day meal "I don't see anything. Reddit is just really shitty at understanding that women age, even from 21 to 31. Plus she's gained a little of weight, not that there's anything wrong with that since she was extremely skinny back then.","No no no, if a woman doesn't continually look 18 then she is vain and has definitely had plastic surgery." "And why would anyone with a child WANT to live in an age-restricted community? The kid won't have access to any friends and there are not likely schools nearby (not in my area anyway). Rent the property out until the child is on their own, sell the property, no one is making anyone do anything here. And the only victims here are the ones OP is creating in their own mind.",How dare they make me comply with that contact I signed? "Nah. I showed up at his home once but he wasn't there. JOKE RUINING DISCLAIMER: I am not the person who intruded in his life that way, I in fact live in the wrong continent to have done so. Youtubers are entertainers, they are not your friends and people trying to insert themselves into the lives of someone like that is a terrifying concept. I have not nor would I ever attempt to track down a youtuber or any celebrity (internet or 'other') for an autograph, photo or other thing. They are people trying to live their own lives, and having a public persona does not invalidate their right to privacy. Yes I did include a disclaimer for a joke that was about eight times longer than the joke itself. This is 2016 and the internet, it is necessary to inform people that not everything is said seriously, and that joking about a concept is not the same as endorsing the concept.","But sir, everything you're saying is inherently wrong!" "Maybe this is just me and my friends, but a lot of us have struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts, but still are able to enjoy a healthy little joke or insult? Idk, PC isn't my kinda stuff, and though it's true I don't know Person X's background, I feel like worse thing could be said, and that some people need to learn to have thicker skin. We have stopped saying it for the most part, it's pretty overused and unfunny, and also cuz people who care SO much would get on our asses.",Damn those people who care too much But dont you see!? Calling someone shitty driver because they totalled their car in very stupid way only *divides us* and *make us arrogant*. Honestly democrats should have a little sence of self respect as to call out this things,This is why Trump won I mean if they're pros I don't think they would have bad internet lol,Unless your killa Bulls locker room was surprisingly upbeat after loss. Butler and Wade remain convinced their team will eventually turn things around.,"Yes, after we nab Lonzo Ball in the top 5." "well tbf, there's also your face. genetically determined, and makes a huge diff.",Fair shout. You're leaving out the heavy gerrymandering in NC that makes seats uncompetitive for Democrats and means Republican legislators have to pander to their far right primary voters to stay on the ticket.,"Shhh we don't talk about gerrymandering here, it's not a real thing" Just wondering... is bullet speed in KOTK comparable to real life speed (more or less)? It feels like bullets in KOTK are REALLY slow,They're literally like 10% of realistic speeds for the guns in the game. "Simply the best phone Got the 3t yesterday for xmas. Seriously, why would you get anything different? The screen, whilst 1080p, is still georgous imo. The fingerprint scanner is rapid. OxygenOS is a dream. The audio (headphones) is brilliant. Id have this anyday over a GS7e, they always seem to slow down after a few months. Ive never used a quicker, more responsive and enjoyable phone than the 3t. Couldnt be happier","Um, the screen is pentile which means a) it's literally unusable and b) I am obviously smarter than you." the Swedish empire,or rather lack thereof "Effectively yes, the voting pattern for a large proportion of the population reflects one where there is no meaningful degree of critical thinking.",So like when we elected Obama? "Striking up random conversation with strangers on the street, as someone who loves conversation but sucks at starting them its so refreshing to go to the states and just have people start talking to you about any old thing. If you tried to do that in the south of England where I'm from people would think you're insane","Born and raised in Louisiana, went to San Antonio and the shop keeper asked me where I'm from cause people don't usually say hello/aren't usually so nice." My husband couldn't find a chip clip,Your husband seems like a badass. Cause cleveland is a shit city and they literally have nothing better to do,"Well since ButtMudd said it, it must be true!" "Hello there, Princess.",Nothing turns someone off more than paragraphs Ha seriously. I got my brother a rocket league mug for christmas and now I wish I had gotten myself one too. Guess his mug is more valuable than it was.,Ill give you no more than 2 keys for it Marketing,Wow that blows I'm sorry guys. "There is no crime, you found someone in your match using the exploit you want to post him and out of the nowhere you get banned. Where's your fault in that ?",You can't post their names because then I'll spam their inbox with mean messages and find out where they work and live and tell their boss and kids that they are a no good filthy cheater. What was the stunt with Saturn?,They Googled something easily searchable & retailers were PISSED "Used to think he was a right cunt, quite enjoy him now.","I used to think that too, and I still think that." "In the comments below the video, it says that they all got cancer.","In the *youtube* comments, so you better believe it." he's not the best d-man of all time but yeah i agree.,"That's just like, your opinion, man." I really wish the US would do it. It would be nice if we were more nonpartisan on the issue and join the world consensus on Israel.,But being non partisan won't help bring peace to the region. Well... I just said I was 27 and a half when I celebrated mine... I can't imagine you would reach your 10 000th day at a different age.,Please don't make me put a I'm sorry you think that. This world will be a sad sad place if people like you continue to think one can only show love to someone they know personally.,Well how do you know you love someone if they never buy you anything? Why won't he release the tapes?,he will after the audit "Reddit, other than your house and car, what is the most expensive thing you have ever purchased?",Destiny for Xbox. "Oh right, my bad.","This just in, Windows 11 will only accept trusted usb plug-ins to help protect you better" You new here?,I think he is or forgot his I know for a fact that Trump actually exists.,Checkmate atheists! "Advice for meeting the parents I'm meeting my boyfriends parents for the first time, in 3 days. I'm flying about 16 total hours to get there. I think I'll be okay, but there is that bit of me that always thinks 'what if'. I'm a pretty easy to get along with, I can carry a conversation about almost anything. Throughout all of highschool anytime I met my friends parents, I was always able to immediately get them to like me. I think it's mainly just nerves, but any advise would be very helpful!","If at the dinner table your boyfriend says Daddy, can you pass me the salt, don't react and things won't get awkward." Backpackers are rich?,We should tax them Why did the Clinton Tower collapse?,Yaaaay politics on Reddit how refreshing! "mfw I expect things to suddenly and magically improve, while doing little to nothing to change.","While this may have been true, 2017 will be the year we all change our lives and improve ourselves as humans." "Commie Professor refuses to apologize for White Genocide tweet, claims he is now being bullied online by 'Violent Racists'.","Come on guys, everyone knows it's not racist when the folks you're calling for genocide against are white" Any good U.S. Node or React conferences coming up in 2017? I can't seem to find any. I need to meet other humans that like javascript.,Have you considered Nodevember? Can we stop posting floor plans? holy fuck.,"Yeah, this is a sub for arteests not engineers." "Tom Brady's 2016 stats: 25TDs, 2INTs, 3,278 yards Peyton Manning's 2016 stats: 0TDs, 0INTs, 0 yards Who's the better QB now?",But Manning has less INTs! There is only bounty bars left in my tub of celebrations now Christmas is over,"I choose bountys first, they're the best" "I said that I'm not judging because she *is* technically 30 years old. So there is nothing to judge, strictly speaking. But you know what I meant. You could tell from the tone of my voice what I really think. You got the idea.",Because tone is something easily determined over text. That was (my opinion) by far the best season.,"No, the 8th season is the best" "Charged a Fee for Getting Arrested, Whether Guilty or Not","Oh, there's a case headed to the Supreme Court, well problem solved." "Yeah, he can just shut it all down, right?",well he does control the internet or something "To be honest, it does have its performance problems through mods. I had a world lag and crash from having one too many mods that added a bunch of blocks.",Then it didn't have to do with the blocks "The Israeli government does far worse things, and yet they aren't considered terrorists. The word is meaningless at this point.","Yeah, cause the Israeli government carries out attacks on innocent civilians" Another Witch Hunt? Trump Team Demands Info on State Dept's Gender Equality Programs,I bet the fake news site Common Dreams also believes that Federal firearms registries are to advance political witch hunts too. How in the world did Mirotic make that 3,God is obviously a Bulls fan 6D Gran Turismo,Need for Speed II for Windows 95 "Redditors, what's your favorite soda? Why?",Jones Look at that fumble by the refs,Jerry's money was all over that fumble Stafford is pressured immediately on a three man rush. Dak isn't even pressured on an all out blitz. I wonder who has it easier.,"Well, when you have elite pass rushers like the cowboys you can do that." I went to bartending school and within days I was Placed at a reputable bar in my city and making $400 a night for just having fun,You forgot the It definitely looks like Curitiba.,"I'm from Curitiba, yes it is Curitiba." How are these people still alive??,"Oh, yes because the comics NEVER do that every 2 or 3 issues still even after the [](/c two-year time-skip.)" I'm sure he wasn't emotional at all about reffing. It has no impact on the game I'm told.,Don't worry someone here understood the nuance without the apparently needed "Hyderabad High Court bans cock fights, warns politicians",How else will we display our masculinity? Bundlestars is sure making my wallet sweat...,This is a deal that's worth going in debt for nice,nice "In Croatia, it's known as bambus. Usually Coke and red wine.","I've heard my Chilean friend mention the same mix, but haven't been brave enough to test it." "What woman laughs and smiles when she's so-called harassed? I don't know about you, but as a woman myself, smiling is the last thing I'd be doing if I was getting unwanted attention. She was flustered. Pretty sure that's a normal thing thing for anyone of any gender to experience when getting complimented, especially by someone famous. And it's not like he was pointing out her boobs or ass, or saying anything suggestive. He said she was beautiful, and that can also mean her personality and presence. I swear, these sjws are so socially stunted, that don't know how to react to compliments or even other people getting complimented.",But he didn't get consent first before he complimented her so it's literally rape. "What do you think is the best thing that could happen to CS:GO in 2017? Could be about the pro scene, the game itself, or really anything related to CS:GO.","The boots-box, to colormatch them with my gloves" "Best way to hack this game? Fuck it, if anyone has a very effective way to hack the game let me know. And no I don't want someone else to hack it for me, or a link that involves me doing a servey, or confusing shit from luckypatcher.","You just described the only three ways to hack, my friend." you can say shit on the internet,Most people already do ... "It was solid. It was about 8pm, I started feeling really tired out of nowhere so I grabbed my jacket and went to lay on the couch in the office for a bit. I had only laid down for about 2 minutes when I heard something, so I got up, stretched real quick and did a little spin to look around the office. Our office has lines of cubicles, about 40 cubicles in total. As I was turning, about 2 rows in front of me, I saw a guy sitting in one of the chairs, looking at one of the screens. I got a good look at him too, he was an older guy, bald, wore glasses and a red shirt and had a very neatly trimmed gray goatee. I was still turning when I saw him so I lost sight of him, and when I turned back to see again he was gone. I know for a fact no one else can get in here because these doors are locked and require a security badge to get in.",Definitely sleep paralysis! Bridge Collapses Hours after being Unveiled. A Portrait of Indonesian Infrastructure.,"Coba introspeksi lagi, mungkin warga sekitar kurang beribadah." Finally upgraded Moved out of the starter into a Shiney new Avenger titan. Figure it would be a good starter for hauling goods even tho most people say it's paper in a fight but it is fast and plan on avoiding most fights if I can.,"Avenger, good choice." Facebook: Straight cut jeans oppress autistic gay man.,TIL that I am a bootsexual due to liking bootcut jeans. Having children pledge allegiance to the flag every morning or so.,"I think that's something that could pass in some other countries like North Korea, ISIS, Russia..." "Why do some countries have lots more divisions in them but entirety of England and Wales are the same colour. They can't be like that irl England has London in it. It's same with NI and Scotland. I think this map has been poorly drawn. No county boundaries, that goes for the US too most of it is just empty most crime is in the cities where people live.",Protesting against the EU's bureaucracy "Solar was the cheapest source of electricity in 2016, and it will further undercut fossil fuels in 2017","in b4 the renewable energy doesn't help us we need more nucular, its all just fear mongering oh wait, I'm too late...." battlestation,What speaker monitors are those? "Solid evidence that scripting, momentum, handicap is completely real.",You forgot the "Given I lived with a relatives newborn for like 4 months yes I do know what it's like, and I 100% do not want it.","You didn't shit it out yourself, so your feelings don't matter" Most people understand it because they have the ability to think logically.,"Yea, because logic strictly applies to a fantasy land with dragons, green seerers, the lord of light, etc... I had a good laugh at my own expense of how much of a facepalm-esq mistake this was." A massive thanks to my Secret Santa (potato quality),SS done right! is this for xbox 1?,Yes I made the only point I intended to. Sorry if you can't be bothered.,he's right since you didn't do it I have to assume this is fake I can't. Sorry. I'm a little tied up right now.,r/jesuschristreddit "Unicorn mask has disappeared Logged onto GTA on Christmas day to get the mask and successfully put it on my character before logging off shortly after. Now it is not in my inventory, as well as all the armour from the gift too. Any way I could get this from Rockstar? Thanks for the help!",0/10 would not recommend this game anymore FWD: Those libtards can bring it on!!,Because no liberal was ever in the army. LF2M Nf X2 390+LL. No mic needed,two_gorillas 400 all chars Good man.,Did you just assume their gender? "Help me 2017, you're our only hope.",Just remember that the Emoji Movie is going to be a thing in 2017. Hes a dick just like Bisping is a dick. The guy got kicked off a dating show because he asked a girl if she spat or swallowed. He acted like a cock the entire lead up to the fight. I dont know him personally but Id rather have a pint with Bisping than Luke any day of the week. Id rather be entertained than have to listen to Rockhold talk about his hair or how many girls hes fucked.,Have you ever heard Rockhold talk about either of those things? 10 instant deaths in a row... um what?,"Another really original post about a really original, never seen before issue" "Seems like this would be much more beneficial if it was aimed at domestic news agencies and not these vague, seemingly undefined foreign threats.",Nothing could be more beneficial then rooting out the traitors in our midst. Nah he can still be the int demi god Im sure that trunks and merged zamasu will be the hero and villain demigods,We can only hope :D I wish for nothing more than the old SSB Vegeta cards getting a dokkan like the SSB Goku cards did for KKx10 What exactly is the problem?,I think the implication in their slogan that the arts are inferior to real work in tomorrow's world. "Oh you know, just 14 mall fights in one day. The norm. It always happens you just don't hear about it because media.",Probably a Russian plot by Putin. "Whatever the outcome of the season, JDP is doing good work. Had some head scratcher deals but what GM hasn't? 7/7 minor league affiliates playing post season games this year. Top to bottom 180, hopefully the big club steps up and plays inspired.","oh yeah JDP is doing a good job, traded away the HR king, traded away the wins leader in the AL, yeah, real bang up job" This whole thread is about piracy in case you didn't notice.,"Emulation isn't necessarily piracy, though most people that use emulators are pirating" "Whatever they do, they should NEVER get rid of the season x grand champion title. Just think 3-5 years down the road, you're playing in whatever season, and someone shows up wearing the Season 2 or 3 GC title. Would be awesome to see when we're already in like season 10 or whatever. Never get rid of em Psy!!! The title is worth a hundred times as much as a topper/wheels/boost.","At this rate it will be season 4 down the road, HA." men can stop groping us,"Nah, there must be another solution..." "It's more due to the population density. Besides Colorado for obvious reasons, everything else is directly related to population",TIL Vermont and Montana are 2 very populated states "Maybe we could have not done anything, and we would have arrived at the same place, cheaper, no world war.",Yes because telling Israel it needs to play nice is going to cause a world war To a trans woman: This is why you people get murdered you know. +,I fucking hate cis men... BRD RL? Guns? Texas? Where is this man so I can be his friend.,Probably in Texas. "For the people who got the imfamous bootloop, could you boot to recovery? or at least the bootloader?","I could get to the bootloader, but when I selected recovery, I just ended up back in the bootloop." So why would he be miserable? he was just in the race for #1 contender. He is also looked at as a top guy in NXT.,"Must suck being in the same league as Roode, Joe and Nakamura." "What's the thing you miss the most from KF1? For me it's gotta be the Insult players voice command. It was nice to hear some cockney banter that i can't understand inbetween waves. KF2 just misses that charming dry humor that the british cast from the first game had, honestly all of the new characters feel so bland and uninspiring in comparison (except me best mate Reverend ofc ). Even Classic Briar/Materson feel weak in comparison to their original counterparts, i wish they carried over the same sound files from the first game.",The players who wish that KF2 was KF1 and post nonstop about it... Muslim of reddit: how come you will not admit that your prophet mohamed was a paedophile?,You're incredibly good at baiting. Or just fucking move.,"Nah, it's hard to move when you started a family at 19, you should totally pity these guys and lay blame where it belongs, at Obamas feet!" Facebook never lets you down!,Could they have picked a faker looking stock photo for this ridiculous scenario? WJC Feeds,"Yeah, fuck em for giving us a free way to watch hockey!" "Bro, History has one of the best shows on TV. r/VikingsTv",Especially the episodes where they talk about aliens. Not Even Once,I haven't left my bed since I heard the news... "October themed pick up lines Post your profile or a witty description of yourself (fuck your rep) Respond with an October themed pick up line. The more spooky, cider based, or pumpkin spiced the better.",Quintessential Shonda Rhimes protagonist in the making: strong; career driven; really good at coming up with analogies; disastrous personal life and wavering emotional health My guess is spaghetti code that didn't properly register her swapping summoner spells and sent her into the game in the limbo state where it deselected her current but hadn't select her intended one quite yet.,nah she was too lazy to pick a 2nd summoner The inhuman cruelty of Libertarianism...129 million were killed by Marxist regimes.,Who upvotes screenshots of Twitter exchanges between random people and why should we care? "Don't know how to roll a joint, so I just make a cone and fill it. ez pz takes 5 mins max",You can try buying a joint roller if you want :) I don't know how to roll either (too lazy to learn) but the roller is easy and takes me like 3-5 mins to roll a perfect one every time :) thats 1 player and he could be boosted. a real challenger player that has baron isnt just going to sit there waiting to die to a karthus ult lmao,Because all REAL challenger players never make any mistakes and are mechanical robots without human emtions 2meta2fast,*Slaps dick* The Wild have now won 11 in a row,NOTICE ME DOOBSPAI "But you were once a child! Yes, and I grew out of that, thank goodness. I hate that fricken' argument. What's your most hated bingo?","I was indeed, and that's how I know that you can, in fact, teach children not to run around screaming in the supermarket." He's not wrong. The market has been expensive ever since the Fed started manipulating it for Obama's legacy,What going to be annoying is when the market ultimately corrects they'll whine that it was Trump's doing. "It stopped being *yours* when you paid your taxes. It became *ours*, and the people we elected to represent *us* decide how to spend it. Don't like it? Go start your own country and do things differently.",When I pay taxes I want to know exactly which meter of road I payed for I'm gonna go with a Yes for this one,"Funny how it's always 2 beautiful girls that we choose to promote a helst hybrid lgbt+ lifestyle, never 2 middle aged gay men or even fat girls... Always the pretty ones, so progressive" "Obama Under Intense Pressure To Release Evidence Proving Russians Hacked The Election: 'The Administration has provided exactly zero documentation, but that has not stopped the media machine from parroting the claims and repeating it ad nauseam, in hopes the repetition will make it factual'","Sounds like pizza gate, but that's totally believable" LT was pretty damn happy to be on the Jets. That team was stacked and he even got a Jets tattoo.,Im sure theres no regrets on that "Spine in-tact, would McKinnon even make a top 50 list for second rowers?","You bet your bottom dollar he would be, McLean robbed the world of a prestigious Matt prior 2.0" "Repetition is your friend here. Every time she says bot, you say the what? until she says bottle and then you go ooooooh! That's what you mean! Every time. Her: Where's the bot? You: The what? H: The bot! Y: The what? H: The Bot! Y: The what? H: The BOT! Y: The what? H: The BOT!!! Y: The what? . . Eventually . H: The BOTTLE!!!! Y: Ooooooh! I'm holding it right here. There's no need to yell, you'll upset the baby.",You're my hero right now! New - Reality and Feminist Delusion,"If 2 in 3 women are not raped, then who took that photo.. Checkmate patriarchy." "I checked with HR today, and they actually hadn't been notified of his quitting yet and his badge still had access. They wiped it now though. Safe to say that I'm a little peeved at my boss for not notifying them right away.",Well it's not like it's a part of his job to tell them when people leave the company or anything... "TIL that when asked by Vanity Fair about how she got role of Princess Leia in original Star Wars trilogy, Carrie Fisher's answer was: I slept with some nerd. I hope it was George. I took too many drugs to remember.",What a heroic model for our daughters "21-Duncan, KG, Whiteside, 'Nique, Butler, Embiid, Jamaal Magloire",All tall team "I guess I'll have to watch, because seems like your saying I'm hitting too quick, others say too slow. I thought it was too quick as well",Are you waiting for all the lights to change to white before inputting the sequence? Why do you ride? (I'm a non-rider & curious as to what the passion is all about) A couple of questions: Why did you decide to get a motorcycle? Do you have a car as well? Best and Worst part about riding?,Riding actually makes me look forward to commuting in SoCal traffic! Tyler the Creator calling out Hypebeast on Instagram,Its about ethics in hip hop journalism MGK wannabe,All white rappers are eminem wannabes tbh "I would really like to see a few Joe Bonnamassa magazine covers, maybe a story about a '58 burst Les Paul. Also a Strymon delay pedal.",I'd especially like if those covers went into detail about how a $1000 pair of sunglasses can help you offer an authentic blues experience "The White Sox logo is very convenient for the mods of r/baseball. It always looks like it's been faded, so its one less thing for them to do in August.",You spelled June wrong. "I thought she said something along the lines of you're not raegen, was I mistaken?","No, they talked each other like old friends, Sakura talking to him as Raegen and not Sir." UK: Voter ID Passed to Combat Epidemic of Vote Fraud in Muslim Areas,Now all they have to worry about are the Russian hackers. Women can do great things in many areas. Women do not need to try and one up men in every area. It is OK for women and men to excel in different areas.,"Wow, that's really sexist" Microbes by Max Kostenko,Those are cute not monsters. "I always wondered, where exactly are they in that scene? They're looking out at a galaxy, implying they've actually left known territory. I'm surprised this isn't brought up more often, it's something that's made me think every time I watch TESB.",What if this is what's left of the Alderaan system and that's where they go to remember why they are fighting. I think we're running out of Bulloughs actually. We need them to get on making the next generation...,Their sister is supposedly the best athlete of the bunch and I think she should have some eligibility left. "Unfortunately, that's not a good option for this project. People will be bringing their own keyboards to connect to the device and I assume most of them will be USB","Good idea, make random assumptions, that'll work." "With all these weird AWP misses, one that blew my mind and the game",Outaimed.... scream is a big lad,Lol you forgot the "I mean, I love video games, but I have to disagree. Video games were a mistake.",Dropped your Carl Paladino Says Racist Email About Obamas Was Only Meant For His Friends,"Oh, that completely changes things, he was only going to be racist in private." 20mbit cap? Ouch. This was looking tempting too. That's much too slow.,I only have 5Mbps upload from my ISP :( The search sucks and is also slow. Gmail search is a thousand times better.,You're mean Bing *isn't* better than Google? I have music off so I wouldn't know,"I'm silently judging you for play the game wrong, you heathen." Caravan almost ready to head out.,That's a lot of Crack! so fucking hot.,But those thumbs "I did 50% of your work for you Funko, make this happen!",Needs more kimonos. "Intercept chatbox message Intercept is a very useful and important spell in some high-level PvM scenarios and in PvP, especially in masses. It would be nice and very useful to get a teal-coloured chatbox message to notify you when you are being intercepted and by whom, such as: ***You have been intercepted. [Player] will take all damage you receive within the next 10 seconds.*** The intercept swirl that appears around you can often go unnoticed, resulting in a waste of your abilities (such as defensives) and supplies as you are not aware that you were intercepted. Knowing who intercepted you is important as well, in order to be able to tell who helped you, which greatly enhances teamwork. Additionally, a buff bar icon with a 10s countdown timer (which would instantly clear upon the effects no longer being active, such as the interceptor dying) to go along with the message would be very neat as well.","B-but the memes when you get intercepted and try to res the next blue bomb.... fine fine, support" 21 Savage pouring Lean on His Waffle,21 becoming a lean addict is hella funny fellas "... as in... Melbourne, Australia?","Nah, Melbourn Austria" Try reading the article,There are articles? Very easy to sell when a shaved grizzly bear like Brock Lesnar is going to manhandle you for 20 minutes.,you mean gorilla I wonder who your favorite character is.,Freddy "Is it just me or does it seem like this shit only shows up during EU peak hours? I'm really sick of some of the EU reddit fans, tbh. They always have taken the trash talk a step too far.",Because it's definitely not the case other way around lul "Exactly, but people like to be cynical and think all corporations are out to get them",Because corporations show such responsibility with your private information and never try to monetize every single aspect. tfw you're sombra,"According to Jeff, she doesn't need a buff, you just haven't learned how to play her" "Four seasons has Soju and Makgeolli, but it's expensive as hell.","Well that kind of defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?" Jessie's Girl/99 Red Balloons - Boogie Nights,Sister Christian Murata's version totally or partially,"Maruta is only in charge of the art, everything is written by ONE." "Even if you had the elite pokemon, you need items on M-Ray. Using items is part of this game. If you don't want to use them, this might not be the game for you.","Thank you for stating the obvious, & then being condescending without offering a solution." IS FINALLY BACK TO FIRE IN SPURTS,HIS COCONUT GUN Enjoy: Apostrophes. Don't enjoy: Apostrophe's.,I don't understan'd Oh my God... what a bitch! I bet SHE never saved a life!,But she MADE ONE and that makes her so much better than everyone else! An atheist that's fully integrated but thanks for playing.,ok. Is there room for the factory to actually spawn anything? It looks like it's packed pretty tight there.,"Yes, there is room for it to spawn stuff, though I had to spend about twenty minutes fine tuning the block placement to get it to work lol" "catch anything possibly something above the lv 10 range sicne for some reason I've often encountered issues with these, and give me all the infor requested to make it easy for me to find,",IGN: JaCe Pokemon Deposited: Machop gender of the pokemon: Male level of the pokemon: 11 "And the Clinton thing isn't plausible, yet the Russia thing is certainly plausible.",Pedophilia in the highest circles of government is impossible and has never happened before "It's slightly more difficult to do literally ANYTHING besides 'kill them' or 'wait for them to kill you'? No there's a thousand and one things to be done between the extremes. There are shelters all over the US and UK, I'd assume there are many in France as well. There are laws against violence. There are police, victim advocates, women's rights groups. Any other circumstance this wouldn't be an issue. Guy breaks in your house? You don't get to just pop him in the head while he's asleep. Arson? Nope. Assault? If its not happening at the time. But show a crying woman and scream that the husband was a piece of shit hard enough, and you can kill anybody you please.","Yeah, it's awful what women get away with, men are so vulnerable and victimized." Thigh Highs,This ass is so fake though "Even at $40, your mother *paid for the opportunity to bug her own home*.",Username checks out. Looks like the smaller of the three trees on the left died. RIP,"Thanks for pointing that out, Tree Killington." County Official Apologizes to Journalists Assaulted by Police,"but you know this is just propaganda, because as we all know investigative journalism or respect for journalists does not exist in China" "Obama to meet with Iraq, Nigeria, Colombia leaders at U.N. Assembly","Colombia you say, is Pablo Escobar going to be there ;)" Come on you have to admit those ads on the ice are way worse. You're not always looking at the boards while watching the game. You are usually watching the ice following the puck.,I only watched the World Cup of Hockey for the animations on the boards after games so it bothers me "My wife, a researcher at the University of Chicago, likes to say: nothing can be scientifically proven, only disproven.",So Trump is right about Global Warming? Debbie Reynolds Dead at 84,Thanks **2016**! "Without revealing your age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?",Conditioner was called Cream Rinse. "Now that Trump will be in the White House and the GOP controls the entire government, he's going to have to switch to Hollywood staging all the false flags. It's going to be interesting who he will think stages any mass shootings or terror attacks under Trump.",Just because the Democrats aren't in power doesn't mean they can't stage terror attacks. Loop 410 NW northbound closed between Culebra and Ingram. Rollover accident,No injuries. The future would look a lot more progressive with a liberal Supreme Court and without Trump filling the rest of the judicial vacancies. Oh well.,Yea but at least we progressives got to keep our consciences pure by not campaigning for Hillary! Best junior teams? What are the best teams that are both juniors? Who's gonna dominate next year?,Kwarie Layne A Widowmaker does them dirty. Insane 4k.,Hax.exe enabled "The NBA has rescinded RJ's technical foul from Christmas Day... so, the wink was just a wink after all",Okay now it's a little sus "With the celebrity death toll of the year 2016 rising to the point that Carrie Fisher & her mom Debbie Reynolds passing away in less than 24 hours, this is all I can think of to tell 2016:",Be the change you want to see in the world OP. Fucking dude RUINS this scene,Holy fuck that was honestly hilarious. Yeezy Season 3 audio Can anyone find the audio for the yeezy season 3 show,"It's on Tidal, did you try googling this first?" If I'm agender and I likes guys am I technically gay,"Being agender/gender apathetic, I consider all of my attractions gay since I like the term for myself, but it's honestly personal choice" I knew an old man who's wife wouldn't let him have any booze in the house. He would sneak in the pantry and drink vanilla extract to try to catch a buzz. I wasn't aware it had alcohol in it,"My brother would do this when he was little, except he was small enough to hide in the cupboard to do it." You can make the talent argument for literally any good coach,"You could say that, but some players are actually a product of a a coach's system, especially Kawhi Leonard, he is a complete product of a system." Hello Venus to make comeback Jan 11th,Looks like I'm spending quite a bit of cash on girl group Albums in Jan :) No regrets :p He's like a Spanish Busquets.,Relevant username Your examples are rare and fleeting.,"Yes, because divorce never happens anymore." "Message to all The PS4 players that use Reddit to trade. I just wanna take the time out to just thank everyone that has a PSN account and uses reddit to trade instead of the PSN community. Even if I haven't even traded with you still thanks. Here's why: lately I've been collecting Photons (Just finished the entire collection a few minutes ago) and all of my trades for the painted wheels have been done using reddit. But before I even knew of reddit I would trade using the PSN communities and omg I've came to the conclusion that almost everyone that primarily trades through the communities on PSN are just greedy bastards. I just found out about reddit a few months ago from my friend and everyone on here that I've ran into has been very helpful giving me tips on trading and almost everyone that I've traded with on reddit I have on my friends list. Sometimes we even run a game of doubles but that's besides the point. There are people in these PlayStation communities that are still trying to trade the Octane for HEATWAVE. And then I needed grey photons to complete the collection that was the only wheel I had left and a guy posted in the community that he was trading them. So I proceeded to invite the guy and he joined the party. He asked me for 4 keys and we both agreed that it was a fair price. Then he puts up the wheels and I put up 4 keys. He doesn't press the options-button to accept the trade and sends me a message saying, do you have anything to add I said no we both agreed on 4 keys he says I know but they're worth at least 6 keys that was completely outrageous and me and him started to argue for a bit until I finally convinced him to give me them for 4 keys. But enough of my rambling. Thanks you my fellow PSN reddit traders for being reasonable.","Be careful bro, heatwave still costs 30 keys on these communites xD" 1. Coldzera 2. FalleN 3. Fer 4. FNX 5. TACO 6. Hen1 7. Lucas1 8. Boltzz 9. Felps 10. Steel 11. Fox,Name checks out "Trump voters probably think the Harry Potter series doesn't spend enough time discussing the legitimate concerns and grievances of Voldemort and his Death Eaters Voldemort might be a bad guy, but at least he's trying to do something about the magical world's corrupt and decaying institutions",He was just starting a conversation. How did you get there? I thought you couldn't move past the door,"It's a bug, the mayor guy is supposed to knock you back if you try to walk past him yet nothing happens if you do." it's an idea,Still fake Distribution of Serbs and Montenegrins in Yugoslavia in 1981,It's nice to know there were/are no other people (cough subhumans cough) inside that red. I wish everyone else saw it that way and regulated it as such.,"But it's a plant, so it's healthy and pure, right?" You'll get a gift into your in game inbox. It'll be: double xp token (can be used at the start of a match to double your merits/experience) a coliseum ticket (quick fun 1 on 1 matches which reward camos/banners/other customisations) and possibly a custom pilot execution a custom titan paint/camo. If you need any help/I'm on XBL Nojness,"Thank you, that's very kind." If I was an Android user. Samsung explodes. I buy an Android that isn't Samsung. I don't blame Android for the exploded Samsung.,I'm sure a decent number of users jumped to the big Pixel. "silly question regarding newer iOS devices I haven't come across performing a physical extraction of a newish iOS device. I understand that newer versions of iOS (iOS 8 and above) are fully encrypted. Can a physical extraction of these devices, such as an iPhone 6, be done if the pin/password is known?","From what I've read and understood, knowing the pin and putting it on a blank device won't work as the password is pushed through the secure enclave and this needs to match the original device's SE Could be completely wrong thi" No theyre more crisp instead of distorted so its easier to hear other sounds happening other than gun fire.,M4a4 and galil don't sound crisp at all What cosplay would you like to see Scott Jund do next? (Strawpoll),Havel is at the bottom with the least votes :c "So, Wolfkrone is back to master rank Say what you want about the man, and I know some of the deeds warrant the shade he gets, but he's damn good. He got back to master rank with a few double digit win streaks (one was like 41 wins). In his streams he often shares a lot of tech, advice, and shows a generally good attitude. I'll look forward to seeing if he enters tournaments this year and how well he does.",who the fuck cares 2nd rope Phoenix Splash! Amazing!,But...but heels can't be high flying "Any word on the anti face camping update? Like in the title, is there any word on when we're getting it? I love this game, I have almost 100 hours in it. But I'm so sick and tired of face campers, and the people who endlessly patrol but never go far enough away for a rescue to happen. I'm really tired of these people mocking the survivors post game and saying they're better than us and how shit we are. What's worse is that it's happening way more often now with all the new players. This is a major issue affecting my enjoyment of the game, my friends enjoyment, and putting off a lot of new players. It's been an issue since launch and it really needs to be addressed fast.",They're going to remove infinites "Song of Songs. One of the best erotic poems ever written, worthy of being compared to Ovid or the Arabian Nights. It makes me wonder how Israel was in the times of David and Solomon and shortly after, a period in its history that even Nietzsche praised.","But, but, it's all about Jesus' love for you!" My boyfriend and I also exchanged gifts,Lunala best gen 7 legendary confirmed ...honor the will of the people of Utah and undo this designation. Will of the people? Or will of oil and commercial development companies?,Are you forgetting that corporations are people? Enjoy your primo real estate on the wrong side of cinematic history you Tom Cruise loving cuck,BEST ACTOR "The Sla has a few tracks on the side of the turret, other than that ts the same as the regular IIH.",You forget the better hp/ton ratio it has so it is more mobile. This was bugging me for 17 stops on the Underground,Maybe try quitting? I have a shitty pc and I'm really surprised how well i can run this (medium at 30fps),What console is that? Watch it burn,It's actually burn it....burn it all. La del gato es hermosa,Cuando tenes auto los gatos vienen solos[ y te dejan huellas por todo el capot los hdp] "Kinda skipped over Woodley there, this fight is gonna be much closer than people think.",Close like his split decision with Gastelum? My Eviolite Rhydon says Hi.,"Sorry, I forgot NU was the premier competitive format" "To be fair, judging someone by his nickname or avatar is a fallacy.",Spoken like someone with a really lame username. "Tomato, world biggest tomato. Qualifications are important as much as you guys like over simplifying things. There were other qualifications that Islam didn't meet, I believe, but you can look into them if you are really interested. I suspect you aren't going to be convinced, so I won't bother. But hey, maybe you know better than the centuries of people who have studied these things.",Ah remember centuries ago when people had the technology that we do that in no way changes how we live in today's society. You're probably going to take a loss there. But it's fantasy so maybe he get's shut down!,"This is my first league ever, and I'm 3-0 right now :(" HA,good one. "Well dad, maybe if you made better life choices mom wouldn't have to work so I wouldn't be forced to shit in the bushes",And of course it's the man who has to work hard....I can tell your mindset is still from back in the day Working on cars- literally anything BMW does. Example: The new ones don't have an oil dipstick.,Same with teslas! "Whats even the point of ADC right now? Come back from my annual league break and adc doesn't even exist Midlaners 1 shotting them, no counterplay junglers like vi 1 shotting you, top laners ontop of you, its almost like the adc is useless",Getting nuked by the enemy team so the tanks can actually deal damage and dont die in the Teamfight. Adidas EQT Support ADV - one of the more underrated silhouettes,I can't wait till a year from now when adidas releases a boost version of these and resell skyrockets he probably does not even know what Hanukkah is...,"yeah, probably." "Hell, the only reason I bought a house is because I think living out of a vehicle would make my social life much harder. I'm pretty sure living out of your truck is a deal breaker for many women. I used to shower at the gym almost every night anyway, and I'm used to sleeping in uncomfortable places from my partying days.",Yeah he should have just bought a house R2DLiu beat Axe but he's not here,yet... i have sex,Forgot the "As a good friend of mine said, after moving to Portland: The fuck, man. People in New York don't get mad at you if you move to New York.",Yes but *Portland* is overcrowded and overpriced...NYC doesn't have the same issues. He's only worth $4mil??,Yeah cuz Reddit Gold is such a great source of monetization. Biggest tournament carries of all time? A single player largely carrying his team through a tournament.,Slasher and John carrying Jkap this past champs "I don't really care, to be honest. That country has a multitude of problems that they need to deal with before they can judge any of the others.","As an American, I can tell you we look down upon you" fuck dude ! i know you can beat this shit !,Nonono... he *shouldn't* beat it. Obama casts early ballot for Clinton in Chicago,TIL the President doesn't cast his vote in D.C. The main thing that bothers me is that none of the Devs have even spoke on the bugs. How can they be that out of touch with their game/community?,These bugs are just a mindgame. Is that not correct? Part 4 is literally the story of how Guanglai Kangyi met two very special guys. Haven't you been paying attention?,I actually forgot his name(no need to remember) "We'd like to speak to the man of the house. My mom got the most ridiculous telemarketer the other day. So, they call and she answers. She being the only one home, and they say we'd like to speak to the man of the house. She says, I'm the woman of the house. What do you want to speak to us about? There was this long, uncomfortable silence and they say, ...we'd really rather speak to a man. She eventually told them that my dad wasn't home - not that it would matter, anyway. My dad would be even less inclined to listen to whatever they have to say than she would. They got more belligerent about demanding to speak to a man, so much so that eventually she just had to hang up on them. Seriously... what's up with that? Isn't that a little weird? I've had people pull that on me before, but it was usually when I was a kid so it didn't surprise me, I always took it as them asking to speak to an adult.",Probably trying to sell ED meds or phone sex Jesus christ calm down with the buzzwords.,Dude Hitler is trump lmao Anyone else praying Pangu drops a 10.2 jailbreak out of nowhere? Pls,"and Apple stop signing 10.2, 1 second later" Seeing all the homeless people in Seattle really bums me out,Would be better in r/jokes LeBron strips Horford to seal the game,Where is Lebron on the DPOY list this year? Why the hell does everyone know Krav Maga now?,Cause it sounds cool and foreign and badass Adding all Looking to add more friend safaris. I will add anyone who adds me.,added Dithmarschen and the German occupation stripes have the same colour.,"It just goes to show that there is too much blue in the area, cementing the argument that Prussia should not be changed to Prussian Blue." Sounds like you've got a crush...,"Haha, I wouldn't say that, it was just nice to have someone appreciate me dealing with asshole customers." "Lol thats great, I can only imagine her at home later. My life is a lie..",Haven't you heard of mental gymnastics? "What if sleeping is our natural state, and we only wake up to gather information for our dreams?",Repost from a couple months back. Drone pepper hazard,Triggered because somebody at my work threw red peppers at me right as he was quitting. "George Takei: I Lost Family in Hiroshima. Mr. Trump, Nuclear Weapons Are No Game.",Then Obama should not be trying to start another Cold War. At least every once in a while they hold a UK event and we get to watch it in our own timezone............ you utter cunts.,"Yeah, like that time they did UFC 204 in Manchester!" Dude you heard him. Something about codes and ones and zeros.,Didn't Rand have a custom Canadian moose flair for a while? I really hope we get some kind of campaign at some point. I love the game as is but think a real 10-15 hr campaign would take it to the next level.,I didn't even realize I wanted this until you said it Best Deal on this currently I can find is $39.99 on Steam and GMG. Anyone know of a better deal?,Humblebubdle store has it for 34~ (atleast few days ago) Ask for a side and use it on multiple items,That takes work on the customers part Lol at the circumcision dramatization.,"Yeah, anyone who complains about genital mutilation is just being dramatic." I know you probably earn less than minimum wage for your job but come on you gotta try harder than that.,"Wow, that cut deep bro." "Overall 2016 was rather good actually. Global poverty, starvation, illiteracy (kind of ironic, I had to check spelling for this on google) all down. No devastating nature catastrophies like in 2004, 2010 or 2011. Even ongoing wars went rather well. ISIS got beaten back in Iraq and Syria, fighting cooled down a bit after the Russian Invasion of Crimea, North Korea didnt nuke anyone, Iran seems rather chill and Boko Haram is near wiped out. It speaks volume that the death of a fucking Gorilla is in the top 5 of the worst events of this year. Overall 6/10 kinda meh",But celebrity deaths! Beware of Developers Who Do Negative Work,"Yeah but we should totally hire bootcamp grads who are in that blinded by the few things I do know phase, because doubling down on man hours to hold their hand is a net positive, right?" Except in this case nobody actually wanted to play it.,Sounds like Nintendo to me "The first time I ran through the C25K program, I was not very nice to myself. But it got the job done. Now my mind is basically blank when I run.",Blank mind while running is the best thing ever "Gentlemen, a round of applause for this eye contact champion","Yes, most men are sex-crazed lunatics who can't have a normal conversation without looking at a woman's breasts." Pizzagate is real! Obama is 50% Kenyan and he is proud of it. Obama is not a citizen!,You forgot this Old driver stops mid-turn,But that pedestrian almost jumped out at him! I caused a pretty big leak in r/fo4,A fitting username I was already dying but when I read that it made me die a bit more. "Brain death =/= coma. Brain death is the complete and irreversible loss of brain function (including involuntary activity necessary to sustain life). In a coma you can be plugged in for life support, but brain death is irreversible.",I got better! "Should be an interesting inaguration, with just about every major act refusing to play. . I expect to see Ted Newgent fronting a high school band or something lol",Well all of the A-List celebrities *wanted* to come but Trump refused to allow them to make room for more real Americans. That doesn't make it legal.,"It does, you just need a gold-fringed flag flown over your vessel." "Thanks for the compliment? I played pretty trash most of the game, only doing well in clutch situations.",I think he forgot the "If has she met someone and I asked her if she still wants to be together, wouldn't it very easy for her to just say no. That's the thing that really annoys me.","Yes, but she's a stupid 18 year old kid" Woman with a massive bush (1970s),Wow as fake as those massive destruction weapons that Bush told us about "Ugly NBA players Who are some ugly dudes playing in NBA? Can be current or past. Kevin Durant is up there, terrible skin, that hair is not doing him any favors and will be a problem for him as he gets older if he doesn't shave it off. Watching the Celtics game on TNT last night I realized how ugly Marcus Smart is, looks and flops like a fish. Demarcus Cousins looks like an average dude but when he takes that headband off..yikes that hairline",John Wall and JJ Reddick r/glorp,Definitely NSFW "Washington Post is a leftist propaganda site, implicated by Wikileaks. Consider anything they say as coming directly from Clinton's mouth. Wikileaks has never leaked false information in 10 years.",Well thank goodness we have a completely unbiased organization like WikiLeaks working for our best interest! Because inmates and their families are known for being able to afford Disneyland-priced snacks on the regular after all those legal fees... Depressing greed against people already at their lowest.,But they're obviously bad people who did something wrong so we shouldn't care about them. Woman Destroys Marriage for money On Moment Of Truth,"No, y**e**ah man, this looks legit" "Uh huh. When a place gets abandoned with little money remaining, it goes to shit. That's how it works. The only reason race is mentioned in this discussion is because racist white people moved away as soon as a black family moved onto their block.",So black sprawl is the problem then? "(2016 R/TEENAGERS CENSUS) Yo yo yo, some of you may remember I made a census in 2014 for this sub, well I'm back with a new and slightly improved version for this great year of 2016",lol at the dude who put kanye for his favorites "And mark my words, we will make breakfast ...",MAKE BREAKFAST GREAT AGAIN I ate a sandwich today.,What kind of sandwich? download chrome,Oh did you know that Microsoft Edge saves your battery? "lol someone who calls himself Praydaythemice is also a nazi, wtf",Oh sorry "I (26m) am still happy because a woman slapped my butt at the club last week, AmA.",She sexually assaulted you "And is impervious to small arms fire. If handguns and rifles no longer have as much impact, they'll have to tune things up.",Based on a weapon I saw someone holding in this trailer Im thinking it might be a bit more explosive "There is something to be said for having to unlock characters. If there are 100 something characters available from the beginning and you have just started playing, where do you start? It can be overwhelming and could turn someone off to playing the game at all. Starting the game and having 10 champs to choose from with at least one from each role makes it much more manageable for a new player, and having those champions rotate means they get to try a variety without having to own them. That said, I think it would be nice to let people play whatever champion they want in custom games, and maybe make it a bit faster to unlock new champions without paying real money. I don't play League anymore but I think the way they limit champions is mostly fine.",Holy shit how do you even speak with Riot's cock that deep in your throat? Unbelievably selfish. Take a fucking cab you asshole.,But he saved 10 bucks John Wall with the incredible corkscrew spinning pass to Otto Porter,That's the future of the Wiz right there "TIL In 1972, Idi Amin sent a telegram to the UN Secretary General, Yasser Arafat and Golda Meir to say he applauded the massacre of the Israeli Olympic athletes in Munich and said Germany was the most appropriate locale for this because it was where Hitler burned more than six million Jews.",little bit of a dick thing to say I received an inferior siege weapon,It's not inferior just because it's the black series smh check your privilege kiddo Physical violence FTW!,Had me throated in an incident prior...FTW! "Reddit, If someone gave you a box containing everything you've ever lost, what would be the first thing you'd look for?",My cum box "Steam Sale - Which game is best for the zombies element? The Steam Sale is only up for a few more days and I was curious as to what people thought the best zombies game to date was. I'm sure this topic has been broached dozens of times on this sub, so sorry if I bore you. I already have WaW and am a huge fan of the modding scene. I also have IW and am *enjoying* ZiS. I'm not so concerned with player count and finding an online game, but rather having fun in single-player or with a friend or two. Also, fun without needing to buy DLC would be a huge help as well. Thanks and Happy New Year.",Advanced Warfare When I went to Italy everything was paid toilets and it was extremely frustrating when I had to piss and I had to pay 2 euros,"Better that than having no publicly accessible restrooms at all, which is not uncommon in large cities where people trust others about as far as they can throw them." "Why can't idiot / don't go core simply be don't go core ? What makes it so necessary to insult somebody, with whom you have just spent 20-some minutes, trying to reach a common goal ? Is this I insult you just because attitude part of the game ? Or just a corollary of the respect must be earned rule, under which I am liable to suffer through your verbal harassment, because I did not foresee your intentions ?","Because how else are you supposed to know that you're an idiot, duh?" I play really aggressively which often leads to my own death.,"I don't play aggressive enough, which often leads to my teammates' deaths." god..... really?,Would you like to hear how you can have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ? Violet was found today in Windsor. She is okay.,That's great news :D You cant afford to believe me,The first time I seen this was on Family Guy. You mean buttsecks,What about buttchecks? Cm punk lasted 2:14,"Yeah, please have some respect-**CM PUNK**" "Mega-bug reverses sides and half second freezes cards when placed, also showing them reversed beforehand.",I think the only bug here is the elite barbs stats That took me way too long. God I'm dumb.,God you're dumb. "Not basically. They are. They're right next door. The U.S. has done fuck-all about it, and Trump's fucking wall doesn't do shit about what's happening on the other side.",Oh I thought terrorists were Muslims Had my wheels powder coated what do you guys think?,"Oh let me just make EVERYTHING black, that'll be awesome and original..." Someone told me I should post here...,Cute! "Having grown up on Tekken 3, I laughed unreasonably hard at this.",You guys are dicks "I'm convinced he'll be an EGOT eventually, probably within the next few years.",There's Moana right around the corner so it might be months! "This is a poor headline, you should've seen what she *said*. At one point she even used her black husband and children as a prop to boast her ego and argument.","Yeah, what a white bitch" "Original Kingdom Hearts on Expert (idk if they called it Proud mode yet). Post-game, you're looking for stuff to do, and you see the carpet is worried. Curious, you click on it. It flies you to a random ass place in the desert. Out pops a fucking six-armed giant monkey with the head of a cobra, and two arms have a GODDAMN SCIMITAR. Oh, and you don't know how to damage it until you die and then look up what the fuck just happened to you.","I may be remembering wrong, but wasn't the hardest difficulty in KH called Critical?" "Oh no, he's doing something popular again. This guy is pushing a music scene, that you like, forward. What's your issue? Do you not want grime to be popular? Or do you just not like seeing people succeed?","He's not a rapper, he's an activist" "Chelsea team today: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Diego Costa, Hazard. #CHESTK",Interesting to see that stoke are also playing 3-4-3. Have you heard that not every black person is a rastafarian?,Yes Me when I become the squad leader,"LPT: When in an a squad with an inactive leader, request order a couple of times and if the leader fails to send out orders the game will make you the squad leader." Weird Gun Tattoo - Question,Would this be considered brandishing? wat a ded gaem,I think you dropped this: Tony in a shirt and tie,winner's edit confirmed "Based Bill: In the end, Trump will be popular not because of great speeches or soaring rhetoric, but because he got the results America wants.",Everyone who wants a job will have a job but he's still RACIST! I just call it screen horror or tech horror.,tech horror seconded For three times the price.,Fun fact the athletes foot and jock itch creams are usually the same formulation and drug but one is usually several dollars more then the others! Nope pogba scored ea will surely give it to him.,Missed the I hit the shift key twice NOW IT JUST LOOKS LIKE I'M SHOUTING (YES I'M ON MOBILE),I HIT THE SHIT KEY TWICE AND NOW IM COVERED IN SHIT. You know the entire dairy industry is predicated on the fact that drinking another animal's milk isn't bad for you... right?,"That's what big dairy wants you to think, wake up sheeple!" Everything I want <3,r/4HeadCringe "Standard scoring, down 17 pts in the last round of the 'Ship. Need high risk/high reward choices, Pick 3: L-McCoy @ JET D-Williams vs CLE F-Toussaint vs CLE B-Powell v BUF Z-Zenner b GB Opp Team will be without Roethlisberger, Hyde and possibly Edelman, so you're telling me there's a chance...","I would definitely take McCoy and D-Williams, toss-up between Toussaint and Zenner, but I'd go with Zenner purely to diversify in case Toussaint doesn't end up seeing too much action" Gotta hit that double emote,"Fake, Hanzo went on the point" Hillary Clinton's book so unpopular it's now on being Discounted 86%.,Must be because she's a woman Welcome to job saturation ladies and gents.,Can't wait for the new naplex to solve all these problems New Years Eve! HRX is coming soon! To celebrate let's do another Season 4 spoiler: New starter item. Powers up off kills and assists! S'go!,And just when you thought Smite wasn't snowbally enough I was in Alabama and some lady comes up to me and my family asking where we were from because we spoke English but talked differently. So we told her we were from Canada and she proceeded to ask us if we actually owned polar bears and if we've ever heard of the internet before. Being a Canadian is tough,"You didn't answer the questions, do/have you?" "I live about an hour away, I really should have gone :(",You live on Capitol Hill too? "That's his bread and butter. Before the match even started, he was kneeling, probably in prayer that his payday wasn't night night.","but he doesn't even get paid, remember?" "yes, white is illuminated. first full moon on January 12",Whoops i thought it was the other way around Welp.,This has been my exact experience every time I've tried to fly an rc airplane Battlefield 1,I was going to say: Skyrim: Special Edition "As a Swede, flying from Mexico and changing planes in Dallas being greeted by a fat and short Texas female TSA agent saying aren't you glad to be with white people.",TIL no hispanics in Texas. "Star Citizen would be great in VR... if they can solve the nausea problems Hello players personally i havent played the game i have only seen game play, but i think this would make an amazing edition to HTC Vive VR since the vive lets you move around allowing you to feel less nauseous, what do you think?","Hey guys, we should tone down the game for the weak tummies!" "I voted for the civ games for those awards, but don't underestimate the popularity of Skyrim and CS:GO. This is basically a popularity contest.","You've gotta admit though, Skyrim and Skyrim: Special Edition did hold up for a long time" "I believe some rap songs have some prophetic poetry encrypted in them. I.e.: ...blow up like the world trade - Biggie. Out of the new generation rappers, Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar speak to me on a 'higher concious' level and I believe that the 1 track the co-op'ed No more parties in LA might have some deeper meaning within; once broken down line by line and even in the track title itself. P.S: OP, your username ironically brings me memories of out local priest, Father Riley, who gave me my first communion. He tragically died in a house fire in 2012. RIP Father James Riley. You a Saint now father.",Just FYI Juicy by Biggie was referencing the 1993 bombing of the WTC. inb4 F.O.O.L. x PYLOT album.,He can't collab with himself "Girl, 9, faces being shunned by ultra-Orthodox Jewish group for eating at McDonald's, her father claims",Jewish people are so nice. "Okay, then please show credible sources as to how she rigged the primary.","She got a question before a debate, obviously every question = 3.7 million votes." "Looks like there's jack shit in this drop. Man, if you can't trust state funded hackers, who can you trust?",I am sure the DNC network infrastructure will turn out to be controversial. "First guy to fap on lol hentai of the year is me, legit was counting down. Give me a certificate riot for being the first fapper of the year...",Your parents are probably really proud of you rn "Gold deducted, but to be clear the bear is not mechanical.",Are you suggesting that the bear can't be ridden for a movement of 400 MP a month? At least 2 of these assholes know how to park.,If only they didn't park right next to the store and didn't do it in such a full lot. I NEED YOUR OPINION today at my local coin shop / gold buyer ; i was offered five silver one ounce 2012 slabbed (first strike ms 70) pandas.... every one of them had one or more milk spots on the reverse... SO -- are they worth anything more than bullion because they have been certified as first strike and ms 70 -- or are they now just bulk silver because of the spotting?? opinions welcomed !!,"On a side note, I have a couple key date 2000 pandas double sealed for sale for $190 each." University of Hannover (LUH) Since there is no own league team as far as I know but I'd love to make one!,Leibniz Uni? Let's Play: Uno: The Movie.,No spoilers Funny - all bigots sound the same.,How about their smell? I don't think her scorched earth policy nor would Donald trumps policy be any benefit - Rand Paul would be the most sensible in handling the major fuckups we have caused in the Middle East that have led to a rise in terrorism.,Nothing stops terrorist organizations from forming like leaving power vacuums! Powerful Duo Lane Combos What do you think is a powerful duo lane combo of heroes? (Support + carry). My personal favorites are Riktor + Grim.exe and Steel + Murdock.,Twinblast + Kallari biggie is brooklyn's finest.,Jay didn't get shot up like a bitch! Busty Comic Book Nerd,Loving the kingdom hearts poster too! "The real talking point here, is that for once Craig Joubert didn't run away from an incident...",too soon "Remember kids, buy defence.",Who needs Defense when there is Lifesteal... How does a driver quadruple the fair? What am I not understanding about this?,I'm going to wait for their tell-all book and subsequent TV series to pass judgement. My bet is on Steven Houndshka.,I'm surprised no one said Thomas Pawls Like Coming Up For Air,A r e y o u t i r e d o f w i n n i n g That is a limiting factor Need IOS mobile apps that are good,like the one for reddit? Ju'Pa from 12th anniversary quest not there? Title. He isnt where he should be (based on youtube videos and the yellow question mark)... Tried relloging :c,Those daily 25 tokens will be sorely missed. So you lie until it's convenient?,No dude.. You have a public and private position I'm liberal and I can see that it was a terrorist act with an appropriate police response. I'm liberal and I believe people should continue to have the right to own certain firearms. I wish people would stop generalizing everyone.,The guy responding in the image is a liberal too. "Rebecca was seen, but she wasn't recognized, and Frank... I can believe him being sneaky and 'invisible', it's his expertise. But Sam? I can't bring myself to believe nobody would've seen a 50-something man, also a professor, amongst young party girls.","Yeah, I mean being a psych professor you're bound to have quite a few girls taking your class I'd assume." I read this on the train to school this morning and had to really try not to burst out laughing while reading that last part about his art,"We get it, you go to school" "Why are almost all the Barn Finds red? Even the ones that aren't red when you find them come back red once they are repaired? I seem to remember FH1 and 2 were similar, almost all red.",Bc red makes it go faster Does anyone else miss old vlad?,"Omg, don't make me cry..." "Bracket Tourney Scene I have been watching a lot of the streams and stuff for the more competitive scene of clash royale. I would say I'm a pretty skilled player, and i want to join in on this. How do i get started? I heard you need a team and stuff, and me and my clan mates are more ready than ever. Can anyone link me to where i should go or tell me what to do?","Royale Premier League, Clan Royale League, Nova Clan League, Super Magical Cup, ESL, Various Big Supercell Tourneys, Streamer Tourneys (Usually Enchantin)" "Any other international customers still waiting for the foil collection? I'm just up in Canada, and I was wondering if anyone else not in the states has receievee their shipping notification for the hero variant foil collection. I'm getting stir crazy after seeing all the posts here ;P","I have, mine is currently sitting in an Australian post office" "new to reddit, not sure how to post multiple images, but I got these bad boys out of a crate just now","Sorry to dissapoint, but that's a really common rim to get (white rarity)" Renegades 16 - 0 SK,But if they had Fer they would have won Should I open these? Just started collecting.,Open them to see if there are any Frank Thomas rookies. But because he isn't far enough left and he represents the evil county and won't pay unlimited money for Metrolink right?,"Yeah, just look at how modern mass transportation infrastructure has bankrupted every city that has tried it!" He's being self controlled! He must be winning this dinner!,There's always 3 am...... there's always 3 am..... get ready to wake up to some fun shit.... "Please stop. To all the people who say bf1 feels like SWBF, it does but only because it's the SAME engine. Yes the animations will be similar it increases game quality they aren't about to cut features in the game just because battlefront had it. If it was like that we would just have a bland basic shooter. So please stop with the looks/feels like SWBF posts.",ez 4 EA Pascal Siakam has some mournful words for his late father.,"father didn't die, he went to orlando to get some cigarettes" "They know what to fix. But things take times, and some things are more important than others. They know what they're doing, and they do it well.",You lost that: Breaking all of Youtube's new guidlines.,YouTube demonetizing videos advertisers don't want to be associated with their brands is LITERALLY 1984. "Lost to LG and didn't make it into playoffs, oh wait out in groups?",They played well against lg though lmao "FOR CLARIFICATION since NOBODY knows what's ACTUALLY going on: Poodlecorp DDoS'ed EA servers, it's not EA's fault whatsoever",Yeah but... like you're interrupting the EA hate circle-jerk. Where abouts?,"Weston Park, across from the children's hospital" Virginia woman blasts trespassing drone out of the sky with her shotgun,damn americans you are scary and somewhat insane LOL "Now I shall dub thee: Yoshivonnie. Well, it ain't an egg-cellent name, but I still tried.","Yolk shell get better at yolks eggventually, they're currently hard boiling." "True, true.",He only said nothing that would give away any more info. Change I have a boyfriend to I love Emilia and you have yourself a post for anime_irl,Rem is best girl. "One down, eight to go.",You guys see a saved cat I see someone wasting a perfectly good *walking shiv* The Prestige,That was.. dark. "Who's the lead-off hitter next year? Assuming we don't re-sign Fowler, and with all the young talent coming up, I doubt we make a big free agent move. So out of the current players both in Chicago, and in the farm system, who would be taking over the lead-off duties?",Zobs vs RHP Javy vs LHP "Well creepy is highly subjective, as creepy redditors will tell you. I'd go with child rape enthusiast.",Creep is LEterally worse than the n-word. "Ever since I update AMD drivers for my 390 today (BF 1 ), Rainbow Six appears as so with white dicks on screen and crashes randomly.",The game knew that's what you liked...big..white... Face is edited out because OP had a pimple. Always a pimple on picture day...,"Face isnt edited out, it is the pimple." What does IE have to do with pictures of people on your website?,*