diff --git "a/chunk7.csv" "b/chunk7.csv" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/chunk7.csv" @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"Going by OP's comments, he clearly isn't the brightest bulb in the box either. Apparently he originally said that the watch went missing in Malaysia until someone pointed out that Wat Doi Suthep is in Thailand.",It's easy to get confused given that there are so many popular Buddhist temples in Malaysia with all the hilltribe kids hanging around. +Yeah that seems about right...,Someone's salty today. +"BREAKING: Mass shooting reported in Malmo, Sweden. Gunman is still at large",That's what Sweden gets for bombing isis in the middle east. +"If I had a dollar every time I saw this article, I could buy a pc with all the upgrades needed to attain equal level graphics as a xbox/playstation",You forgot this +"Why would I need google when a good wapo article was posted? That being said, I suspect we are talking about two different events here. Also, your link doesn't work.",It's like Hilary supporters don't even know how to copy/paste hyperlinks. +I see no Nameless. It's not complete!(thanks for the smile though),That's obviously just because he didn't die at all in Archdragon Peak. +"My old work offered free HIV testing. It was a once-a-year deal, so on the appointed day, I went. Why not? So I went down there and talked to the nurse, and she's asking about my sex life, because that's what they do, and I told her straight up that I have never had sex. She's a professional, of course, so all she said was oh, so you're *really* unlikely to have HIV. So I told her I was just wondering what it was like to get the test. I could tell she was curious, though. She wanted the story, and she wasn't going to get it. Anyway, I don't have HIV. So that's cool.",Should have told her that you're a Heroin addict and often use already used needles and that's why you want to be tested +"Rey Misterio Jr wasn't a highlight of late WCW. There was no highlights of late WCW. Minecraft is still entertaining 85% of the time, WCW was never entertaining in its final years.",You're disrespecting the greatness that is David Arquette +"And who is counting Hillary's lies? You know she lies like a rug, too.",They're exactly the same! +"Sounds to me like you're being overly sensitive, especially if he's a nice guy (as you say) and you're happy with the terms of your arrangement. In this regard, an SR is like any other kind of relationship: Identify the points of conflict and avoid them whenever possible.","I think it's just that he feels the need to comment on the way I am, when he's never seen me with anyone else.. it was overstepping" +"Even all those conservative newspapers going out of their way to endorse Clinton, breaking with decades of their own tradition?",fucking liberal media ... +With what event? Out of curiosity.,I'd say the invasion into the Middle East after 9/11. +Hecking europe aint got no money,We are totally poor chaps over here living off the animals running around in our mud streets +76ers (NBA) acquire esports teams Dignitas and Apex,"So, if Dig wins Blizzcon, NA dominance continues" +Wallpaper I made of some of my favorite characters from the CW shows,Where is Arrow's wife? +"my uplay is mtn-dew lvl 160 over 400 hours ingame, plat 1 eu and silver 4 na",Where do you live because I forgot to say NA only +Brit here we use every other week more than fortnightly but if you went away on vacation for 2 weeks would you say I'm going away for 2 weeks or for a fortnight?,We work in this country not take two week vacations. +"The effects were only for PvE. I don't think there are any changes to PvP except for in 7.1 where they're cutting out warlock's tankyness, opposite of what they said they wanted to buff considering warlocks have no real viable mobility.",You can always talent out of one of the best CD's in the game to get burning rush! +Unless you invoke satan and a puppy.,But Buu killed Dabura +"HuffPo article on Human Trafficking - reports on 1500 incidents, uses word Woman 0 times. Child 2 times. Victim 6 times.",Let me guess: women are disproportionately trafficked because they identify as weak and feminine. +"It's a clever ad, but unfortunately just highlights what is wrong with american work hours.",Yea fuck have a big house and nice car! +"If I copy a 30GB video file back and forth from one computer on my home network to another, why doesn't that cost me anything?",BECAUSE YOU'RE A FILTHY PIRATE! +"What is your best response to, Do you know why I pulled you over?","because you think I have a teenage girl in the trunk, I have never said it, but my dad did... crazy mother fucker." +"I'm from Taiwan. Our last last president, male, went to prison for corruption. Our last president, also male, finished his second term with an approval rating of 9 percent.",Well they were obvious beta cucks +"Certain Items on Certain Gods Does anyone not build a certain item on some god just cuz it looks funny? I usually get a lifesteal item on agni, but i HATE building them because they look funny with the rest of the items. *they arent blue* its just me probably, but it really bothers me.",I build crit on Loki +"Well, it has to start somewhere. Even if this fails, it will enlighten more people for the next attempt. guardianship was invented by the Saudis only in the 1980s but of course that means there is a whole generation now that has never known any other way. Maybe one-day Saudi women will even be allowed to ride bicycles or drive, imagine that. But ending the insanity of guardianship for an adult is at least a start.",But they neeeed male guardianship to save them from their sexual urges +"Check your facts. Machida never took anything that he wasn't supposed to take. The supplement in question, was legal just a few months before Machida reported it. Machida sent the supplement to USADA, saying that it has a now-banned substance. And USADA being the power-hungry dicks that they are, handed him a suspension. Also, the supplement in question, is something people use for weight-loss. Hardly a serious PED.",It had been banned since 2012 actually. +"Even though the 1060 SC (it doesn't mean short card, seriously) is the same general size as the 750/750ti, the plates aren't compatible. At this time, we don't have plans to offer separate backplates for the 10 series.","oh hi there, mr EVGA rep, can you send me a 1060?" +The Ravens are the top-graded team overall by @PFF after the first three weeks.,But... we're the worst 3-0 team... +"I live in a college town, can confirm.","OMG, why can't you treat a woman with RESPECT?" +In this case the fly height is referring to the reader height above the disk?,"No, there are actually flies that are only 0.0038um tall." +Looks like a bundle of games you'd find in a bin at the Office Depot.,Office Depot would have marked it at $9.99 +Walmart is just killing it with the displays,"Oh dear, this one poor Wal-Mart!" +"When has the meta ever been fixed by player exploration? They say this every time, they release supposed counter cards...and then they inevitably have to nerf the oppressive deck.","But Lil Exorcist was definitely a good hardcounter to Undertaker, bro." +"It sort of does? Like if the Wright brothers were Polish guys that immigrated to the US and still launched an airplane, I'd still call it an American invention.","Yeah, then the fucks in NC take credit when the Wrights were OH boys at heart." +Clinton isn't even on the top 100 worst American politicians. This double standard is absurd.,You forgot your +Save RAW: The Thread,"Get two local guys, dress them up as Trump & Clinton and put them in a 10 minute match." +"Not a very good pool of selection, but I'd rather get some pompous ahole over a murdering psycho death rattler who yells racism against anyone who doesn't share her views.",You sound like a well-informed voter. +Hey all you have to do is be a gender bender and they will hook you up with test,Maybe if I identify as trans-swole I can get an endocrinologist to hook me up. +I can't picture Diablo in VR.,"It's simple, they just make it first-person" +Getting Florida weird.,Has science gone *too* far? +mummy in Mexican museum,Well at least he's had a respectable afterlife. +Is this a dumb novelty account?,Great post +DOA,Don't forget no SMS fallback! +"I voted against this on the grounds that the military should be exempt during times of war, but overall this is an important step forward for the county. There are always cases where guilt is without doubt and the crime is so heinous that it's a natural reaction to think this person deserves to be executed. But data has shown us the unequal way in which the death penalty is applied and so this Amendment makes our justice system more fair and equitable. Congratulations to everyone who supported this effort.","Nah, obviously Nuremberg was an assault on Nazi leaders' human rights!" +"I can name over 100 places in America where you can make almost 6 figures bartending. On a Sunday lunch shift at a high end ski resort you can make 1200 behind the bar. On the beach in Hawaii you can clear 400 at lunch slinging over priced cheeseburgers. In NYC, Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, LA, Phoneix, Miami, San Fran, San Diego, Chicago, Philadelphia, Austin, Jacksonville, San Jose, Indianapolis, Columbus, Fort Worth, Charlotte, Seattle, Denver, DC, Portland, Vegas, Boulder, Asheville, Baltimore, Kansas City, New Orleans, Tampa, Honolulu, Boston and 50 ski resorts are just a few of the places. Not to mention boardwalk bars, casino bars and restaurants, beachfront anything. You can make stoopid money with the right job, skill set, and regulars. There might only be a few 100k jobs around in each place and anyone making that kind of cash usually will never tell you about it. I've met shoe shiners ad valets that clear 60000 a year in cash. You gotta hustle and work way more than 40 hrs a week.",That's still only like 5% of America :) Most waiters make between $10-15 an hour. +"This factory in China makes you custom Lipos. Haven't tested them but might be an option for some of you, they look really legit.","Oh goodie, 10ah pouch cells out of shenzen." +"Someone was wearing this shirt in my class today. Anyone know where to find it? (Could only get this angle, he left shortly after)",You could mug him the next time he wears it +When the increased drop rates are on point,"Now I know why I had a blackout yesterday.... ~~Staph stealing my bulbs for ideas dammit.~~ Besides that was an increased rate for smooth stone, so no you didn't get it" +"that's a bullshit call, not even a second between the pass and hit.",but he had time to stop from a full sprint +I am one of the 750k!,Viewers are coming out of her ... wherever! +THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE SHILLARY,AWW DUDE CMON ITS JUST A LIL SMALL TINY MISTAKE I MEAN IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE AM I RIGHT? +NASCAR is considering smaller pit crews for 2017,"One driver, one crew chief, one spotter, the crew chief has to get down there and do everything himself, if the driver wants, he can get out and help, the spotter can too, but he'll have to spot from the infield." +Trump reminded me of Shoenice. Rambling. Clinton certainly won.,"But Kyle likes Trump, so I think Trump won." +"Who does Christian McCaffrey remind you of? I'm a big McCaffrey fan and love watching him run. That being said, I couldn't think of a great comparison of his running style. He's got great burst and shake and is awesome as a receiver out of the backfield. The closest comparison I could think of was Marshall Faulk, but that doesn't seem perfect. Who am I forgetting?","Danny Woodhead, Julian Edelman, Toby Gerhardt, Wes Welker, etc." +"Vaping if you don't smoke It's expensive and pointless especially if your vaping 0mg juice. Vaping is very useful and a much better alternative to smoking BUT if you didn't smoke in the first place, there is no need to start a potentially addictive hobby. I've seen non-smokers start vaping with 0mg juice and start using 12mg juice 3 months later.",But it looks so cool! +Suggestion: you should be able to shoot both barrels of the double barrel shotgun at the same time,I too would like the double barrel to be purely better than the water-pipe and pump shotgun in close quarters. +CLG Korean Bootcamp Vlog - Worlds is gonna be super fun. NA is definitely going to surprise a lot of people... once again. Just like at MSI.,"Even if G2 practiced for MSI, they still would have gotten shit on." +I saw him yelling at his staff. I sure hope he had a tabloid style breakdown and extends his embarrassment.,He had such a great temperament +Only vortex I really wanna see return is Super Karma Dungeon finally!!!! And have it actually last a **FULL FN WEEK**!!!! N lets be honest......I'm probably far from only one. ^ _ ^,inb4 SKD released for a FULL WEEK **at the same time** as Arc 3 +Okay... which one of you gave the North Koreans a Thunderbird?,they bought it fair and square from the dude in the field on the ATV... +hehexd boys,Nice save +"Given that the Giants didn't play today and that the Cards had 15 runs dropped on them by the Reds, I doubt any of them care in the slightest.",Cuz a half game lead is totally safe and awesome. +Why is the PokerStars install so large? I don't understand why mine is 152 GB in size!!!,"it's where amaya puts there bitcoin miners so not only charge insane rake, little rewards but can use your GPU for mining" +GOG doesn't seem all that shady to me.,Should've added an +I don't think there is any way around it. I'm watching it on Fox sports go right now though you should try that,oh good call...I had originally tried on the Fox app and they don't broadcast live TV until primetime. +any tips on defeating a good khaimera? I just got done with a match and had a really hard time killing khaimera. are there any good tips on how to counter him? I usally use gideon and would love some tips from high elo players.,Run. +Sex Shop Warszawa,"Post of the week, right there." +Every cunt's got his dick out!,Sounds so contradictory yet so australian :D +"Whatever it is, you get used to it. It's the same with most managers that speak English as a second language. When I started listening to interviews even Wenger was hard for me to listen to despite his good English, Ranieri was the same in the beginning of last season, so are Guardiola and Conte right now.",Yea took me so long getting used to Sir Alex. +What if SL were to have a Popgoes promotion?,Then it would confirm that Scott Cawthon is Kane Carter and we have been complete idiots for not figuring it out earlier. +It's airshow stunt bro,Are you telling me this is an airshow stunt? +US slaps sanctions on Chinese firm over North Korea ties,Well there's a surprise... +"I grew up playing counter strike, currently on the swat team for my county. Can confirm this is an accurate statement. Remember kids, never choose terrorists. It's not cool to have an AK-47.",But AK-47 is more accurate and do more damage +"PSA: Latest Nvidia Driver (375.63) caused my GTX 1080 System to Crash on Startup Hey all, thought I'd post this here. As the title states, driver 375.63 caused my 1080 system to crash to grey and/or pixelated screens within a few seconds of startup. I was able to start from on board graphics to uninstall the driver and reinstall 373.06 to remedy the issue. Hopefully this will help anyone with similar issues. My Specs: Windows 8.1: i5 4690k @4.5 GHz: Zotac Amp Extreme GTX 1080: 32 GB Ram: 250GB SSD/ 1TB WD blue HDD","Impossibru, novideo drivers are always the best, they never malfunction" +DC Crossover Wallpaper,I didn't know martians had genitals like that +Just vote third party!,But voting third party is basically throwing your vote away! +A reminder that they're all in the same club. $$$,There's no way chillary is only in for the money. +"I was also in Chile, Vina del Mar, when 9/11 happened. I had been there for 2 months and we were having our zone meeting that morning. When my companion and I got to the church building in downtown Valparaiso only the first plane had hit. Our entire zone was huddled around a little TV, probably thinking it was an accident, when the second tower got hit. The rest of the day is a blur, but for a couple weeks following the attack we were instructed to proselytize without our name tags on. We didn't get any grief from Chileans on the streets or from members. Our mission president was a good person, but didn't have a lot to say about the tragedy. It was supposed to be just business as usual.",I'm sure that proselytizing without your name tags really helped.... +LOVE this upgrade but a warning to anyone getting it.,"I'm excited to see Beelzeboss's and SNDS Nova Prime kit for the White CW Optimus in color and the actual figure, so far Beelzeboss is winning for me" +But what if you have information that could lead to The arrest of Hillary Clinton?,You'll get what Vince Foster got! +It's because they've been bombed into no feminism. - A. Sarkeesian,Lord knows what will happen if we bomb them even further. +"That one position, alone, is disqualifying.","But GUYS, HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS." +Video claiming drilling into iPhone 7 will reveal hidden headphone port goes viral,Does it work? +Feminist pornographer Pandora Blake fights censorship of fetish porn in the UK - interview,feminist pornographer You're always on the winning team when you have a living oxymoron up to bat. +"after the update, it shows a blank screen without any option in PLAY section",for me it says theres a new version of overwatch at the bottom and I can't play anything +"Seriously, that would have been such an easy thing to diffuse, but he didn't. Yes, that happened. I bought low and I sold high, this is how you operate a business, which is what I was doing at the time. But I did not create the sub-prime mortgage crisis, I did not engage in predatory lending actions against these people, and I was not responsible for the entire situation that was the housing crisis. If you really want to up the Trump then you throw in a little dig at the end, it's people like your friends at Goldman Sachs who were responsible for the housing collapse and the subsequent recession, not me. All I did was try and make the best of a bad situation. But nope. That's called business. The man is just so bad at thinking on his feet.",He'll be fine in office because his advisors will help him think on his feet more effectively +heroin,get the fuck outta here with ur stupid opinions man weed is all I need +"Some Small Things About Ranked Duel Oh you expected a rant about some changes in duel? No Sir. I am sorry. The things I want to name here are founded on this one thought I have about duel: Why is it so unpopular? I just don't get it. Let's take myself as the example for this post. I get matched with very bad players, because at the beginning of my Smite career I was just as bad as them. But I improved and now I am stuck with those palyer, because I have not really that many friends to play this game actively with to boost my elo. That's why I started playing Ranked Duel. No other teammates who are just feeding, troll building or simply ignoring everything. No leaver. No afk. No bm. No nothing. Just you and your opponent in a quiet, fast and clean game. It's so fun and a great way to escape your sad life in form of your low elo and actually get some fun from playing the game.","Sorry sir, I only clicked on the post for the rant." +I'm calling it VP- NaVi Train 16-4 Dust2 32-35 Overpass 19-16 Overpass will have a CT side going 13-2 to NaVi then they win the pistol and snax gets a 1v5 with the scout next round. Starts the comeback.,Inb4 dust2 removed out of map pool for new inferno +You can to an extend. But just because an item is e.g. 250k on reddit and 235k on OPskins doesnt mean that you can compare these 1:1 imo. Lets say you got 250 keys and want to buy an item which costs 250k on reddit and 235k on OPSkins. To get the OPskins funds you would have to sell those keys to them (250*0.95=237) and you end up with a pretty similar price. (It also takes time to sell those keys). If you are starting with OPSkins wallet its better to search for cheap items than buying skins.,Thank you! +It's heartbreaking how mainstream pushing your kids into mental illness is becoming :( (malus: entire thread is poop),Take it from the person who who never studied child psychology and doesn't know how to read a scientific paper to give an accurate assessment of all of the data regarding gender dysphoria that has been compiled over the past century. +West Midlands Police issues prosecution notices to 14 close-pass drivers,"Great, they're really focusing on the biggest problems." +"Yea, what this country needs is someone with a winning temperament to bring us all together.","Trump has a better temperment than Hillary, he covered this in the last debate." +Sorry that facts and reality are to much for you,Facts: Comparing 2014's murder rate to 2016 incomplete data set and completely ignoring 2015. +Can't tell if this post is sarcastic or monstrous.,I'm being sarcastic. +I'm pretty sure Terry Crews does not need this generous person's pass.,"Actually I just saw him on a talk show talking about how relieved he was to get it, he can finally move on with his life" +How is she corrupt to the core? If anything she's lazy and thinks rules aren't that important. A far cry from corrupt,TIL treason isn't corruption as long as Glorious Leader Hill Jong Clinton does it. +"I could not agree more 100%. While it is nice to support Canadian jobs, I will not do so if it requires me to buy an inferior product or spend more than is acceptable.","And this how the United States ended up with Walmart's destruction of small businesses and replaced with cheap products from overseas, destroying American textile industry among others." +Guess they've cleaned up since I saw it last. Don't think any of Alvarez' tattoos look like gang work and he doesn't really dress like a cholo. Guess I don't see the connection. What do you think makes him look like a cholo?,His last name +Had the munchies at the hotel and a robot brought just what I needed.,You didn't tip you cheap SOB +My N64 emulator works great on my PC.,I forgot that all N64 emulators are exactly the same. +Personally I think it's the most perfect starting weapon we've had in the series,Clearly the Plasma Pistol starts in CE were the most even starts. +"why the dont the novakids get a role in being an artifact? currently all the races except for the novakids have artifacts (main storyline). I mean I understand that they where a player idea, but whyyyyyyyy, why would you leave those guys out?","Because they have a goldfish's memory, so even if they had one, nobody would remember where it is." +Autozone you say? Is it a 2 or 4 wheel drive?,"And then the customer said yes, it's green" +How's your Portuguese?,you don't understand MURICAN is the only language that matters +"We should take this, put it in a bag, place it on blundingdongs door step and forget to light it.",Don't forget to press the 4 buttons to activate his doorbell +"Theyre not even in the same division, and doesnt he want to fight TJ or something now?",He wants to fight Dominick you goof +I found that 'half felting' the Red Heart scratchy yarn works really well. I don't know if there's a technical name for it. I press an iron onto a wet towel over the piece and it softens up the fibers really nicely. Feels and flows more like knitting.,"I've heard that called 'killing' the yarn, too!" +"I'd send them a scan of something else too, just to show my appreciation....","Please send your Social Security number, your credit card information and your mother's maiden name to this [address](https://reddit.com)." +"We had a poll on here recently for who is your favourite Doctor and Tennant won with almost half of the votes, on a BBC 50th anniversary poll either Tennant or Baker got first place. I agree he has many casual viewers but also a lot of Who fans like him.",I'm surprised Colin Baker has that much support these days +Dispensed some dark green paint into a gallon and made a perfect tear drop.,That's some really good photoshop +"This is really skewed though. After all reddit is for discussions, so of course people here will tend to like that.",No it's not skewed at all what the hell are you talking about I'm right you're wrong +"Good point, I should make sure to steer clear of this thread.",at least they didn't change the oil on midnight +"Right, I'm sure if a close friend or family member of yours dies, you'll be perfectly fine with people joking about him maybe being a pedophile, or whatever bad reputation his line of work has.","He's already broken one of the seven deadly sins, so once you cross the line go nuts I say!" +Trump says he was 'holding back' in debate with Clinton,What a fucking great strategy. +"Yeah, Naruto came back with big ball rasengan. Really? Thats it? 3 days to learn rasengan but 3 years to make it bigger.",Jiraiya tried to get Naruto to control the Nine Tails for most of the timeskip and it ended up being a complete bust. +Well that explains it then. Good luck getting into blue. In my experience the gap between Rising Star and Challenger Elite is about 2x as large as that between Challenger 3 and Challenger Elite. It feels like the skill level just takes a massive upwards spike.,Hue guess someone forgot to tell my solo q teammates about that skill gap +"Guess it's nice that they're still sending out the beacon to other devices to stop listening... But, the Mac doesn't even support Hey Siri...",But the new Macs will and it will only be possible because of the new ultra low power chip Apple included +"Wow, her delivery of that line was flawless.",That's because she had an earpiece with people telling her what to say. +What's a personal rule that you'll never break?,"Tip the waitstaff at least 25%, and don't be a dick." +Which camp?,"Not sure which one he started at, but they eventually moved him to Stalag 8b." +"Transgender isn't about gender roles, right? Everywhere I go it seems people keep basing transgender dysphoria off of feminine/masculine personality traits or traditional gender roles in order to invalidate transgender people, but what I keep basing it off is what you'd prefer your body to look like and/or which community you feel best represented by or comfortable with. Seeing people saying that because they play sports but don't identify as male or they can wear dresses but don't need to be a transwoman means transgender people are just silly and don't exist keeps bothering me - I feel sometimes the majority must be right and I'm just stupid but surely the people saying transgender people aren't right must be wrong, right? Sorry for sounding confusing, I'm not really sure what I'm asking - maybe for validation or correction? :/",Transgender people would not exist if there were no gender roles. +Just took this selfie with my family here in Adelaide.,"Looks like someone left a lens cap on, rookie mistake." +W build is the only thing worth talenting. I've always wanted them to buff W so I'm happy.,Valla's W build is also the best... Now Nazeebo... THIS MUST BE A SIGN! +Be gay in Saudi Arabia Trust me just do it,I did but they all left me hanging :( +"This will go down as one of the biggest failures of the Obama Administration and NATO in the early 20th century. Not only did Russia get away with invading a country and taking the only part they have a strategic interest in (Crimea) , not only did they arm mal contents to create an illegal buffer state in Eastern Ukraine but they also shot down a plane full of people from a NATO member state. And what did the west do? Absolutely nothing. We didn't even arm the Ukranians. We sat back and scolded Russia and imposed some sanctions that did nothing. Putin has free reign to do as he wishes. Why? Because the west is full of absolutely spineless leaders.",we need Trump to really show Putin what's-what. +"I'm brown. Not confused at all, we're the bad people that shouldn't have the same liberties.",How are you surviving in your war torn black community? +Overpriced dust collectors,"Nah, if you're moving them around that much they probably won't get dusty" +What is a sign of an experienced Redditor?,afaik tl;dr iirc +"In todays edition of White Privilege, I don't know of a single black woman who hasn't been mistaken for a sex worker.",What about the ugly ones? +Tell us a build from a recent game of yours and we'll try to guess what champion you were playing! title self-explanatory!,Triforce - Hextech Gunblade - Rylai - Maw of Malmortius +"It's sort of like she is a strong woman who has been in this game for decades, and knows how to come through in the long run. Crazy how experience matters!",but its bad experience +"IE, it takes advantage of a cache because you're using the same URL/file as everybody else.",What does internet explorer have to do with this +"He's right, until government increase the land supply, prices will be pushed higher and higher",Won't Christy Clark think of the children? +#BlueLivesMatter Pepe,YOU FUCKING RACIST! +U.S. Government To Pay $492 Million To 17 American Indian Tribes,Time to invest in jean jackets. +it's the same as Why get Fire even though Lightning is stronger,"yeah, I wonder why some people pick magics that are not lightning it makes no sense" +"Depends on where you live. If you live in a non-battleground state, your individual vote on the federal level means very little. Being in Oregon, which is almost certainly going to landslide for Clinton, I feel comfortable casting my vote for President for either Johnson or Stein (coin flip) as a hearty fuck you to the establishment.",That'll show the establishment! +What is something you want to brag about but never can?,I'm vegan. +Really Good Blacks,racist +"Twitter: James Harden is really taking this point guard situation seriously, trying to replicate John Stockton's shorts and all",Why am I excited to see harden drive the lane in those +"Police shoot and kill man wearing headphones, attempts to hand cuff the dead person and talk to him like he's resisting. Ruled justified. NSFW",But he's not black so who cares about his unjustified death? +We've also all got a Void class now. Compared to last time this is a breeze.,Good thing I can cover people in a bubble +"I grew up in Atlanta and have been a TI fan more than a decade, but I wouldn't want him on the show. Atleast not yet. He's just way too big. Al/Paper Boi is a local rapper with one biggish hit. TI wouldn't be rocking with him.",He could play a new rapper on the come up +Unarmed black man killed by police in Southern California,Did he have a book as well? +Chest is one of my strong points and tbqh fam my chest training is 90% regular flat barbell bench. Mind muscle connection is good and all but never forget the #1 factor in muscle growth is just how much volume you hit the muscle with. I like benching and I'm good at benching and I want to get better at benching so I bench a lot. This makes my pecs larger. That simple tbqh fam,"If you don't hit the chest from 360 degrees, how can it grow?" +I'd love to be at a cctv convention. To hear the talk about why 315p will remain the gold standard for the next 25 years.,It doesn't matter the quality anyway we can always 'enhance that' +We were there before Russia.,But i thought we were always the good guys... +Males What's up guys? Fucking women right? God I hate em.,Females are the fucking worst. +@TBMs: The Mormon church in the BoM fell into regular apostasy and had to be reformed every other generation or so. Why is it so hard to accept that today's Mormon Church could be in apostasy?,Because they didn't have Moroni 10:34-5 ofc +"Not really. You see, their policy of law and order is that the police is never wrong. So if he is in jail, that means he somehow is guilty.","And if he didnt do it, he thought about doing it, and would have done it if he had the chance." +"Let the perfect girl slip between my fingers. Three times, actually.",You sound like a rapist +"And then he wants her to guarantee (online, immediately) her consent to sex after the date. Ugggghhhhhhh.","Well, you can't expect him to bother being nice if he's not gonna get laid out of it." +Enduring Confrontation,"Haven't seen that video before, nice find." +appreciate any and all support :),He sounds amazing over your production. +Trynd is straight up one of the hardest top laners in the game.,you forgot the +The straight twin was,Tragic +"Jonathan Greenblat, the CEO of ADL was a Clinton White House aid.....",But what's the significance? +"Reddit, I found a camera in Glacier National Park last weekend. Can you help me return it to these people??","3, 1, 2" +"a good problem to have? finding something offensive. if the biggest problem in your life is a picture on the Internet, or a Hawaiian bobble head, life must be pretty good.",I'm sorry you're too retarded to realize that that cute little bobble head is offensive to the people on the continent of Hawaii. +YOU forgot about adding tombstone and the SMR. How could you forget the best things in zombies smh,SMR is my favorite gun no +**INTERMISSION WORD JUMBLE** CKUF EHT SNEP,"Read Pens the Fuck, decided against additional beer." +"It is not just ladies I mean if my girl friend cheats on me why the fuck would you attack me for it, I didn't do anything wrong she did.","Well, it would be your fault for being a cuck." +Black Lives Matter,BLM confirmed racist terrorist organisation! +What's the point of this post,if the petition gets 100 votes then rust will go back to legacy duh +"No no, I was told Donnie is more LGBT friendly than Hillary!",He's more of a feminist +"No offense, but all reporters are professional conmen/woman who ruin lives for the sake of their own or their network/employers narrative. If you haven't noticed that, you have been spending too much time on this sub.","Yes, I would put all reporters into the same category as a convicted felon known to literally frame (in the criminal sense) his political targets as baby murders, committing electoral fraud or otherwise." +She invented the compiler dude.,"Pfft, programmers don't use compilers, they use computers dumbass." +Yeah it's super rough dude but remember that after the first few days it gets a lot easier. I find getting out of the house and exercising when I first quit really helped me get some sleep and eat at least one decent meal a day until my body got used to not having its daily abuse. Also a short course of SSRI's can really help het you through the rough patch if the al natural way is a bit too rough for you Stay strong though. Try and remember why you're doing this.,"Good idea, I'll go for a rip around the block." +Gungoose prevents my existence,just get better at the game. +#L E T I T D I E,Le tit die? +uhhhhh,oh hey forgot the +Suna a presiune din partea partidului. Cred ca PNL-ul a vazut sondajele si si-au dat seams ca au belit-o fara ceva game-changer. Sper ca Ciolos sa nu faca greseala de a merge la pnl.,"Asa e, mai bine sa castige PSD si sa faca ordine in justitie si la DNA." +Or shooting a North Korean in the head with an automatic rifle.,"Yes, killing any old North Korean citizen is commendable" +Making thousands working in Silicon valley... no I don't think they are gonna screw up the dosage,"Yes, clearly people doing illegal chemicals while primarily working in computer engineering are going to be experts in measuring the doses of drugs." +"Phew, almost had me until that last one. Being white is the best.",That's racist! +"Oh I know it is, nonetheless it is still annoying to a Brit like me. So please do me a favour and become a saviour for your people by honouring my language without using any more colourful terminology, you dingus.",Ya little wank (Is that brit talk?) +Patriots have signed 14 members of the 2013 Cleveland Browns,Browns playin that 4D Space Chess. +More Signs Pointing to Canalside Coming,But there's no pahrking down dere...and its unsafe! +Donald Trump's company violated the U.S. embargo against Cuba,That's just smart. +Does Riot provide the bananas? Sometimes we see TSM members eating bananas between two games...,Lol esports isn't profitable.... how would they ever afford such precious commodities as fresh food. +This is the online equivalent of a store offering prize packs for fnm instead of store credit. It's a cash grab for the company that forces the player to keep investing more money because instead of getting packs that can be sold for tickets that can be used to buy singles or enter leagues instead a player has to hope he opens one of the few modern rare/mythics that are actually worth anything. Just another cost on top of an already expensive and poorly maintained digital product.,Well magic online prize structure was too calculated before we gotta add some randomness too it +"The vivids are not as bad as people shit on them for. They aren't exactly rockstars, but they could be much worse.",Vivid lands combo with proliferate +"TIL materials needed to produce a pair of $199 Beats Solo HD headphones totalled a whopping $16.89, which is approximately 8.5% of retail price.",Shocking +"TIL materials needed to produce a pair of $199 Beats Solo HD headphones totalled a whopping $16.89, which is approximately 8.5% of retail price.",Shocking +Female chess players accuse governing body of sex discrimination after being told they must wear hijab,I thought it was the women's choice... +Spent $90 on Gildan,Forty dollars dollars +Halloween 2016 Now that Halloween is right around the corner any ideas what might be coming in terms of dungeon/ mp monster/ REM? I'm debating if I should save up my stones and farm some MP in preparation.,"My Money's on Dark Eschamali, we already had Light and blue!" +This Ancient Commodore 64 Is Still Being Used to Run an Auto Shop in Poland,Wow this is cool ive never seen this picture before on reddit +"7068 is that ALUMIGO HARD shit, right?","Yeah it is, the new revolutionary alumigo hard!" +The issue is being unable to train as the CP difference is much too great without a perfect match up type wise and perfect dodging. Find me a pokemon under 1110 that can train against a 1700 Executor.,I think Arcanine would have a decent shot at it with Bite or Fire Fang and Fire Blast. +"If I can hear your car from 10 blocks away, you probably have a tiny dick.",You mean people don't like being deafened by Harley Davidsons? +"It's not less serious, it's one of the bigger tournaments. It just has a different atmosphere about it, unlike the masters. Source:work in golf",Username checks out. +"Well our government is heavily involved in banking. They basically told them that they could give out as many shitty loans as they wanted because when shit hit the fan, they would get bailed out. It's welfare. So a person or company that knows they have no financial consequence for risky and poor business decisions is going to make different decisions than if their mistakes need to be paid for out of their own pockets. They should've let them fail. In terms of oil, at this point regardless of all the green energy in the world, we still need oil. Hopefully not forever, but for the time being we need them. Honestly the oil company topic is difficult because of how heavily politicized it is, like many issues. It's so hard to find information presented without a political bias, and it's more difficult when people don't disclose their bias and present it as neutral, when it certainly is not.","Yea, just let the banks fail and America would be fine and the financial crisis would be averted!" +New vendor coming. No implications.,I can see that everyone agrees with you. +Some elementals in Stormheim react to the Ele Shaman artifact. They're normally hostile but they turn neutral and allow you to pass. Amazing I know.,"Pretty sure they react to you because you helped the windlord guy, or at least that's what they'd all say before turning friendly for me." +"Have you ever driven in Portland? I've taken a car through San Francisco and LA, but nothing compares to Portland traffic. Everyone drives a lot slower in Portland, but holy crap are hipsters unpredictable.",It's not my fault I'm making a U-turn from the farthest right-hand lane! +"When this post is round about 365 days old, fnatic will be back at worlds",but fnatic is in worlds right now? +I'm a democrat. I dgaf what she has to say about anything. I mean anything. Especially when she takes a false position of authority about issues like cannabis.,but theres anecdotal evidence! +This seems so ripe for Snape Kills Dumbedore,You asshole add a spoiler warning +Bomb Spawns in CT Spawn (Jasonrrr stream),did they kick the griefer +Can anyone recommend a good immigration lawyer? Or advice helping a friend move to Canada?,I have a trustworthy friend that works at Balazs Law Office. +He's accused of raping a 13-year old girl aspiring to be a model.,"Yeah but Hillary was a court appointed attorney who had to represent a child rapist since that's the law, so they're equal." +"Yep, exactly. And the thing about Trump, he never lets go of grudges... No matter how much it hurts him, no matter how much it backfires, no matter how petty it makes him come off. He must respond, no matter what.","Rosie O'Donnell, she deserved it, everyone agrees..." +Surprise Nuke. I would have really Trumped up those casualties!,Everyone knows that you got to go after their families. +Freddie Freeman's 30 game hitting streak and 46 game on base streak comes to an end. Goes 0-4 tonight. :(,scrub +What do you have against Brooklyn lol?,Knicks fans and Nets fans don't always get along...two teams in the same city causes some tension between fans +"sure, let that guy up on stage to completely embarrass himself with a few more aleppo moments. really, the only reason they don't want him up there is because they realize what an utter waste of people's time and energy it would be. they simply want to save the American people the sense of cringe.","Yeah, because the debate we got on Monday had soooooo much substance." +If I remember correctly something about stimulating the cow to produce more milk.,"Well, if the cow's not stimulated, I certainly am." +Fucking Fudds. I want a real pro-gun candidate. Preferably a leftwing one.,I'll take a truly progun candidate (with a chance) and I don't really care if it comes from a wing. +1+1+1 = 2 in Destiny,"3 stickies, lightning nades or fun police suppression nades would be super balanced." +CCPlease. Literally unplayable.,Just use the exefile.exe +That's just absurd in my opinion. Do people in U.S.A. really get arrested for absolute bullshit like that?,current year +Cech helps a lot in dealing with aerial threat.,Like he did against West Ham home last year... +"I dunno if it's just me but, I feel like i'm way too caught up in this election. It's like, I've never paid this much attention. I mean I always paid attention, but this is another level. It's like everyday I'm finding myself checking here and the news to see whats going on Trump is just that much of a disaster.",Trump should be sued for wasting public time....I wish +Which one has cancer? :(,"The calico, Callie." +"Yea that is really gonna suck when you use aerial assault to kill someone as they are fleeing back towards their sentry. If you get tagged by the thumper when retreating, you could get fucked. I do like the flashbangs buff though.",\&gt;\&gt; can't use ult to overextend into a fully upgraded base and kill secure and then escape unharmed Oh nooooooo +You're filing abuse charges against her owner right?!,"Nope, sometimes you can only watch as they refuse treatment and take the dog away in a blanket." +I did two weeks of NSG and basically no SDH patient is ever a candidate for intervention. Either it's too small and there's nothing to do or it's too big and the patient would be fucked equally as bad as going to the OR.,Glad you learned all there is to know about subdurals in two weeks. +"Christopher Nolan is said to be getting $20 million upfront and 20 percent of the gross for his upcoming World War II epic Dunkirk, the richest deal since Peter Jackson got the same for King Kong.",TIL someone got paid for King Kong +Hopefully actually new weapons and not just more weapon clones with different stats,It's all straight swords with the stance weapon art and they all infuse best with refined on a 40/40 build +When people will finally notice that It only works for i7. Not for i5 which 90% of people have.,but i7 give no benefit to gaming +What would you say YOU are an expert on?,"I AM an expert on the life cycle of the Atlantic salmon louse and non invasive treatment and prevention techniques, not meaning to show off or anything" +Tell me more about these alleged Satanist cults? Because the whole satanic abuse pandemonium was a media-fueled hoax.,SO glad you're an expert on it and can debunk the entire phenomenon. +"Holy shit, they finally figured it out!","Well there is an Assassin's Creed movie, so obviously they didn't want the game to interfere with another AC title." +"I mean, you gotta be decent to be rank 14. I was an engie on Gorge and moved my sentry to the window. I put it down, and he charged across the right side of the map and meleed my sentry. Sure it was upgrading for some of that, but I was also doing what I could to stop him. He ends up destroying it after it has nearly killed him and he just charged away, lol.",because demoknight is hard +Another Miss Universe Contestant Says She Was Fat-Shamed By Trump,So you are saying that there is a conspiracy of contestants to criticize Trump. +Damn I didn't see the video till today. So they weren't sent to the outside stores just sold online. Kinda fucked up cause they said late October and they surprised with this,Yeah... super fucked up +(Meta) (shitpost?) What's the dumbest rumour you've seen on this sub? Just for funsies.,Lewis moving to Mercedes.. Like who would move form a winning McLaren team to a midfield Mercedes... +What's wrong with it? It's just Ness!,You mean Steven +Trump Praised Saudi Arabia's Sharia Law for Making It Easy for Men to Get Divorced,Masha'Allah. +"Haven't you heard of what she did as Sec. of State? She clumsily handled classified information, lied about it to congress and the FBI, and then had some lackey delete god knows what off the personal email server she wasn't allowed to be using in the first place. And then there are countless examples of pay-for-play with The Clinton Foundation, helping arm ISIS, and more. She's arguably been the most corrupt and destructive Secretary of State in our nation's history.","Yeah, but she has *experience*..." +"Let's not forget, he gave Lil Boat a 16 and MBDTF a 2",TBH the mbdtf 2 was 4 points too high. +They're just jealous Legacy SMG for life :D,Your desires are unconventional. +"Great. That means that the moment a woman knows she is pregnant, she will have to register it or report it or something. If the baby is miscarried, then there will have to be an autopsy and an official investigation, because it is possible the mother took some sort of poison to get rid of the baby, or maybe she was did something that created the miscarriage that rises to the level of gross criminal negligence. Any miscarriage or stillbirth then will have to be investigated to make sure that there was no crime that led to that human's death. Is that what you want? Just want to know.",Is that what happens when a newborn dies in your country? +Watch FloridaMan's life spiral out of control via mug shots.,Looks like the prison system made him a better person +"Produce all drugs in the US with proper QC controls (the lack of which kill a lot of heroin addicts for example) and sell them only to adults and with taxation. Use some of the taxes to fund treatment programs for adults who want them. This will put all drug gangs out of business and greatly reduce crime. The concept of treating grown adults as idiots when it comes to intoxicants is relatively new and grew out of that other failed experiment, prohibition of alcohol. Ideally no-one would use drugs or use only the more innocuous ones like weed and mescaline - people should be able to make that choice themselves without funding criminals and without further risking their lives over QC issues and with vast amounts of extra taxation for the government which could be put to good use.",But drugs are scary and bad and the momma government knows what's best for me. +your a lucky guy,"Yeah, I count my blessings every night and pray for the people close to me to be safe tomorrow" +"I get that you're trying to annoy people by parroting their language but you should know that using the term triggered to denote mild emotional upset is actually really offensive to people who have experienced significant trauma. It also trivialises what is actually important terminology in trauma treatment. A trigger being something that is likely to cause a re-experiencing of trauma (e.g., a gun shot for someone who developed PTSD at war). While it's really fun to bash pc culture (apparently), the aim of trigger warnings is to give approprtie warning to PTSD sufferers that a topic being covered may cause them to reexperience their trauma in a situation that could be very difficult to dealt with (e.g., Discussing rape in a lecture theatre for someone who was traumatised by rape). Talking about being triggered by something that is merely annoying is actually quite cruelly mocking.",Thank you for taking the time to write this. +What is the bell that chimes at 12.00 on the first day of every month and why does it sound?,**IT'S HIGH NOON** +Insane pack luck all day long,They probably just feel bad for you since you have a ps3 and gave you amazing cards +You're amazing man!,LV5CX9QXRMWD9GMP6PGPB Enjoy :) +He will still do guest spots for Triple M in WA based games.,Yeah but who lives in Perth? +Alpha,I'm getting DayZ PTSD all over again +"Dammit. Going to the region dropdown menu and choosing non-EU while laughing at the EU peasants with their dumb taxes was my favorite thing about online shopping. Why is the government taking away my fun? What are we, Germany? On a more serious note: I get the fact that this is a move to help out Swiss businesses, but patriotism doesn't incline me to pay more for the same product just because I'm buying it in Switzerland. Maybe, just maybe, instead of making me want to shop online less, make me want to buy domestically more? You know, better service, higher quality, unique products and otherwise innovating a.k.a. adapting to the economy? No? You're going to sit on your ass and demand a 400% tax on Chinese imports to make Swiss electronics manufacturing more competitive? Ok.",Yeah you know the Chinese and Swiss standards are exactly the same and the pay for the workers is the same too...So fuck you government for giving local products a benefit they definitely don't deserve. +Bet it got you hella laid too huh?,Yes. +"You know English is not the only langage on Earth, right?","yeah, there are also american and australian" +Exactly,and that makes... TOTAL sense. +"Months long undercover drug sting at Maryland Burger King nets 5 grams of weed, 2 pills",Good to see our tax money is going to the right place. +"The troll shit he actually did was even better. Having Keegan-Michael Key actually be his anger translator (while not-so-subtly chewing out republicans for stonewalling on climate change), showing the opening of *The Lion King* as video evidence of [his] birth (while embarrassing Donald Trump until the man just sat there sulking, impotent rage in his eyes), rubbing the republicans' collective noses in his electoral victories during the State of the Union Address... Man, he is the coolest president we have ever had in a lot of ways.",Yea he did a great job of uniting Americans and making us feel safe and proud. +17 best tools used for Java Developers,you won't believe #7!!! +This Share from a friend on Facebook gave me a good laugh,"Typical spinach lobby, supporting big vegetable propaganda" +Jackie Cruz (Flaca from OITNB) who know she had it like that?,Lovely tetas. +It would mean nothing is.,nice username +The best names/OCs you've ever seen on this game I once saw a purple-skinned Goku named Kekarot and an all-silver Freeza Racer named Steel Beams.,potato7 +I think that's the fruit/nut of the female trees. Can't remember offhand.,Females dont have nuts +"Also, who is their 1D in 3 or 4 years?",Trouba +Man I can only imagine what teams,Toronto +"This is the problem with Bethesda fallout. It's a fucking reference machine. Literally LOOK AT THE BLACK AND WHITE, SO FALLOUT! Or now Nuka Cola LOOK NUKA COLA WORLD LMAO! The amount of power armor is retarded too. Bethesda doesn't care about fallout lore",Yeah because new vegas had no fan service or references. +"Well I would probably be nervous, too. You can make yourself look stupid very easily. Also some people around are judgemental as hell and willl make fun of you when you fuck up in any possible way.",I forgot the +"Hey, look at that, BLM and Charlotte rioters! The guy had a gun *down by his side* and still managed to raise and shoot before the *SWAT* officers could process and react to it...even with guns trained on the guy. It's almost like a person holding a gun down by their leg is still just as much a threat as someone pointing it at you.","Yeah, but they only waited for him to make a movement because he is white." +"Why can't NA produce good midlaners? As you know Pobelter is the only NA midlaner in the LCS. He's decent, sometimes great. Although looking at history NA hasn't really had any standout midlaners, what is the reason for this?",Because of lag... +"Is Bang officially considered to be the best ADC ? Many people consider Deft as the best ADC or so Uzi for his lanning phase but for 2 years now Bang has become a real monster at that position. His work ADC is almost perfect if not perfect, even in games where SKT is dominated he produces a monstrous job of trying to carry. For be he is probably in the top 5 best league player and the best adc overall","No, Zuna is the ADC." +There are many ways that are much better to do that.,Please enlighten us with your knowledge! +When the world is too focused on Germany to see what Japan did in WWII :(,It's cuz kikes matter and chinks don't +I feel like maul will search down Obi-Wan but not sure how it will go.,Maul is definitely going to kill Obi-Wan +Rasband's friend didn't come back. When he started the story that was not the traditional conclusion to the common general conference trope.,I noticed that too... And was his only advice to his friend... Remember the good ol days? +Ok? This is the first time I've ever seen it.,But *I've* seen it before and the whole Reddit revolves around me! +"Essex, everyone bitches and moans about Japanese carriers being better and here I am enjoying the hell out of this thing","Though I have very little experience playing the USN carriers, watching some of the replays that has recently been uploaded to YouTube has made me question the popular conception that USN carriers are through the board inferior to the IJN line." +Are there no international human rights conventions protecting thirteen year olds from getting fucked by thirty year olds?,Clearly 1400 year old religious practices are more important than an individual child's human rights. +What's it like being white in south africa?,Lions roam the streets and bad people steal our farms on a daily basis +"With his win over Wisconsin today, Jim Harbaugh has tied Rich Rodriguez in career wins at Michigan (15) It took Harbaugh 18 games, and Rich Rod 37 games.",Rich Rod didn't have his players for the system +This garbage truck was between the google street view car and the house I was trying to look at.,"Duh, just photoshop it out" +Miss fox,Don't just assume the fox's gender. +Give you a pet blue ant.,No it gives you a red one +Baauer & DJ Nigga Fox - Beats 1 Radio Baauer's Studio B 002,is paauer played in this mix? +My Arnold Palmer drink looked like it was another can wrapped in plastic. Under the plastic wrap was the can of Jack Nicklaus' drink.,"It's funny, nobody has seen Jack Nicklaus since Palmer pasted away." +The quest was also pretty difficult/time-consuming especially for the first few months of the game. You had to: - RNG the quest drop - Complete a heroic or nightfall strike - Do *25* strikes - Hope Xur didn't just leave so you can continue - Get around 240 kills/assists in PvP Just to get a gun that sucked because pulse rifles were bad at the time and the gun itself had a mag that was too small to make the main perk useful. Throw in that you had to level and pay a huge amount of glimmer/xp/materials (planet mat farm runs...)...,"I remember the first time doing that quest, saw the pvp part and then saw the 0/10000... I seriously thought I needed to get 10k kills haha" +Yeah. I'm sure no one will talk about the great golf we are seeing.,Especially during the play through commercials! +"has anyone realized that the back of a PCB (mobo, GPU, etc.) can be classified as a weapon? just think about it, the solder pins on the back of a motherboard. those are so painful, i've cut open my fingers SO MANY TIMES on those when taking apart PC's. hell, you could take an old motherboard, and attach it to a long iron chain and hit people with it (preferably console gamers) and give them big cuts..",Having recently got a 1080 Amp Extreme...I agree It's the only GPU that makes my dick look small in comparison +Frailty Flypaper Without a clue.,*Frailty* is awesome. +Fwd: KiDs jUst MISS OUT!!,Back in MY DAY we got CONCUSSED to have fun AND THAT WAS THE AMERICA WAY. +October Suprise!!! Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two Decades,That makes him smart. +"Butbutbut, I love avast.... shit.",Uninstalling avast worked for me as well. +"No, you have much worse than Autism. I have it and I've never been dumb enough to try and do that shit.","You're right, he has Aspergers" +I apologise too fucking much,You better apologize with how ugly that keyboard looks. +Magazines are usually important also.,If you're lazy...... +"I like that you like soylent, but you're really not getting the correct impression of the product. You did not cut sugar or caffeine from your diet given soylent and coffiest contain these things.",But it's not sugar it's isomaltulose.... +"NSW man jailed for 16 years for decade-long sexual abuse of daughter, historic abuse of siblings","But its SSM that is the *real* evil, right?" +"Deca Fix This Cland Please, And Punish This Guy.",What a waste of 30 minutes. +"I disagree with this. National holidays mean that kids get the day off while many parents do not get holidays off, let alone paid holidays. Also, for many parents, going through the process of voting is likely to be a lot more difficult if they have to bring their kids along. Like many well-meaning policies, this would probably end up adversely affecting lower income families. A much better solution would be to switch to a mail-in system nation wide. There is absolutely no reason why people should have to show up to a specific location on a specific day.","Can confirm mail voting is great, but I do wonder how they reach homeless or transient citizens." +Oneplus One reached end of life because Qualcomm isn't supporting Snapdragon 801 anymore because of some proprietary blobs. But you'll definitely see a bunch of custom ROMs for Android N :),Are there any good Android N roms at the moment or is it too early for that? +The stuff that happened in Ireland really messed things up.,Yeah they had a good thing going until some people ruined it +What was the last lie you told?,"No, it's no big deal, I'll be fine." +I'd probs shit talk too if I had 3 months to live,Oh the mothers youd please... +"Possibly, although eventually the NXT will fade because its a guy with a cool name fundamentally, and a rough balance will be restored. Probably (I'm all for more parties however).",I thought NXT was WWE wrestling +"I did this when I was younger. Someone told me there were rubber bands in them, so I used a pair of scissors to work my way into it. The thing is, I don't think they have rubber bands inside them anymore. That one I was working with was hollow save for a super sticky liquid of some sort, which exploded all over my room as soon as I made it inside the ball. The thing exploded, and my scissors flew out of my hand, cutting me badly enough to go to the ER.","Yeah some have liquid in them, watch out." +Another gem from my crazy ex!,Everyone knows contacting people isn't contacting people! +How is he basically a Fire Emblem character?,"He's an anime swordsman, so he must be a Fire Emblem character." +And people say sexism is dead.,That happened 24 years ago. +"The Pac-12 is, no joke and certainly no hyperbole, being flipped on its head right now. Well, except for Oregon State. They're getting comfortable in the basement as per tradition.",I am surprised that Oregon State has not had more success now that Coach Anderson can get his recruits into school and run his own offensive system. +Piercing babies ears,But how else could you tell that this bald baby is a girl? +50s? 60s? Definitely 20th century.,Hairstyle reminds me of late 40's early 50's. +"The shit he said about Frazier were lies and were awful, but it's the public that ostracized his family not Ali, you can't blame a man for having idiots expand on his own idiotic statements.",Can't blame Hitler because people ran with his idiotic statements. +I really want this taunt in the game.,Has anyone ever walked with their arms crossed like this in the history of mann? +"Grade should probably do some research before ranting about how stupid things are I unsubscribed because it looks like every other video is just Grade ranting about shit he doesn't really understand. I used to love him, but it's kinda hard to watch videos about some guy calling something stupid when he clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. For example, the animals video. He mentions how it's stupid that Crocodiles and Alligators are a different species, same for Coyotes, Foxes, Jackals, and Wolves, but that dogs are all the same species. That's not how it works. And in the phobia video, he says that phobias are dumb because being afraid of spiders is rational really misses the point. If phobias are irrational, and something you think is a phobia is rational, *then maybe it's not a phobia*. A phobia isn't not going in your bathtub because there's a spider in there and they're spooky, it's like not going home because there's nobody on guard for spiders and a spider might have found there way in there, even though there's no reason to believe one did or that it'll disrupt anything. That's not all! Then there's the alphabet one, the one with the letters & numbers that mentions vitamins, the autocorrect one all coming off as stupid. And then there are others that while not as bad as those, aren't perfect either. I feel like there's gonna be comments on how I'm being super pretentious and shit, but I'm really not. All I'm saying is maybe don't do topics that you don't know anything about so you look like less of an idiot. PS: I made a throwaway account because last time I saw someone talk negatively about Grade, he raged and hated on the guy, even though he gave polite, constructive criticism. I don't trust that Grade won't attract unwanted attention to my Reddit account.",I can't find the +"I get that it's satire (re: Chin-kee) but I've seen too many racists take it to heart to mean, See it IS funny and it IS okay to say.","But they have such wonderful advice about that, which is that we should just lighten up and not be haters, which would solve everything, like it always has." +"Lmao. 38DDD here and I go braless. *shrugs* See, what happens if you just don't give a shit? You free yourself.",Proof? +What is starting to really become a problem?,Political Correctness +"College worship leader here! Almost every single one of my worship sets include something by either Citizens and Saints or Matt Papa. I also like re-working old hymns and making them upbeat and stuff. Also, Grace Alone by Dustin Kensrue is GOAT","Cool cool, I'll have a look at Grace Alone" +"You do realize that the Redskins DB's are playing to take away deep throws, right?","No man, they should've ran that route that scores a touchdown" +Literally the dudes cousins,Didn't realize I needed the +"That's exactly the reason why it's blocked in UK. You can't really make money on it elsewhere, so you might just as well let them see it, but in UK you can get people to rather watch it on 4oD.","Yeah, I'm not going to sit through 4 30-second commercials just to see a 2-minute clip on 4oD." +"the game isn't even out yet for people who didn't pay $100, and either way they probably won't change it","I forgot that it was just a bonus for us, hopefully the ones waiting for the standard release are large enough number" +"The way the music sounds when you're near a festival location is amazing in horizon 3 Seriously, it's easily my favorite feature in Horizon 3. I'll often chill by the festival locations just to hear my favorite song on my Groove playlist. It sounds like I'm actually hearing a live concert.","Agreed, I wonder when technology will advance to the point we can actually turn this stuff down!" +Thanks for saying this. They just don't want violence on their website. Not everything is a fucking conspiracy.,You must be new... +"Is it just me or does Monte Never stop talking. He interrupts everyone he speaks too and it's so annoying! When you interrupt someone, it means you weren't listening to them because you were just thinking about what you want to say. It's obnoxious. I liked Monte until I tried watching him on the feeds and in any one on one conversation, he's just interrupting and talking over the other person. I just want some one to tell him to SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK! I don't have time stamps, but I have specifically noticed this when he was talking to Cornbread and another time with Shane. #ShutUpMonte","He's a leader, so he deserves to talk the most." +Except Da'Norris was born in 1988. A Game of Thrones was published in 1996.,"Hmm, maybe GRRM is a big fan of 8 year-olds and names characters after his favorites." +Tried out a vive yesterday and ended up coming home with this.,Tried out the Oculus yesterday and ended up having to wait for months to get my order. +"Give teams time to reset, all sorts of things could go wrong which would hinder the broadcast quality. Players, casters, analysts cant just go go go all the time and get no breaks to reset they wouldn't be able to perform in that situation. Its really not that long if its really that big of an issue should consider watching VoD's instead of live events. like a year or 2 ago it wouldnt be uncommon for events to get hours of delay in a single day where analysts like thorin and RL had to sit and just buy time for event organizers to get shit together.",Do you think they should limit the time so a team can't just take 20 minutes to kill the momentum? +"I think the funniest part about this is that Trump started with such a massive upper hand and still managed to lose a billion dollars in one year. $14 million small loan from daddy, all those connections and properties from the beginning, and he still manages to tank it.","Yeah still a billionaire, totally tanked it" +"Best pros who are really, really smart: Fallen, Snax, F0rest, Krimz, Flusha and Skadoodle. Please don't watch demos from people like get_right or olofmeister, because their pure skill just saves them sometimes.",Thanks a ton! +WOW! Hypocrite Hillary Clinton Used SAME TAX AVOIDANCE LAW as Trump to Save Money on Taxes,This will be front page news tomorrow! +Denver looking real good with Lynch,"Hey, ESPN talking heads, Peyton Manning was a system QB" +Back in vanilla dota 6.xx beta i played one game against icefrog as one of the beta testers. It was hilarious how bad icefrog was at playing his own game... Made me wonder how he gets the balancing done.,But you have to be gold/plat to have valuble input for balancing! +I feel like this was a waste of time and money for this city. I think we'd do better to spend those resources in other places--like fighting sex trafficking or homelessness in San Diego.,Think of the children! +What comments are you talking about? I basically only see positive comments.,When I commented pretty much the only comments were the down voted ones. +"Where democrats back in the 40s and 50s racist? Yes, but most of them are either dead or republican now. Are republicans today racist? Yes, and that's the more pressing issue.",But they are the party of Lincoln so they can't be racist. +The character description says he's a young man who tries to reconnect with his father. He struggles to break a curse that is preventing him from doing so. Sure sounds like it.,[Orlando said the movie is about his son looking for his father] +"Instead, let's invest in all our poor communities, end the war on drugs, criminal justice reform, and make healthcare and education/trades more affordable and accessible. With that, everyone in our society benefits especially those trying to get out of the cycle of poverty.",That's crazy talk. +Found a glitch to summon Theo everytime,No awaken no gz... +As a Cards fan living in LA...,Same here man haha +"If you think this is a good plan, you're definitely that weird guy.","Here, I ran down to the shops and bought this just for your sake:" +OMG you mean not all black people agree with the same narrative???,"Hmm, that's not what the news and political subs told me." +At least it's gonna be a music store and not another walmart though. That'll be rad,I'm sure Zia is pleased. +"Maybe one day, we'll live in a cringeless society",Get a job stop dreaming and live in the real world you commie socialist marijuana terrorist. +How is this promoting murder,Because if you are against police brutality you are obviously in support of murdering cops. +"Armada and Plup have played six times. Plup has won one game. Incidentally, SFAT has played Armada five times, and has also won one game. Armada doesn't just beat all non-gods, he destroys them.",Except SmashG0D +A Clown Cult has been roaming the streets every night at a local university (US). My friend snapped a picture,r/thathappened smh dude. +stay classy reddit,"sorry, forgot to include" +The Brussels Times - Brussels wants to cancel the royal visit to the Philippines,Ulol niyo mga Belgians tandaan niyo yung ginawa niyo sa Congo Free State mga walang-hiya kayo. +They still haven't signed,I knew Trotsky was an american ambassador +Atomic Ski,no pls just dont. +"Saying nothing wouldn't be saying anything at all, so, if forced to speak on the subject, calling it interesting is the least he can say. Wait. Woosh. Sorry bout that. Sarcasm at night and I don't work",What does you not having a job have to do with anything? +BREAKING NEWS WIKILEAKS: Hillary Clinton on Assange Can't we just drone this guy. The MSM will cover this. SPREAD IT.,Drone of peace to bring him a gift basket and thank him for making the government more transparent and accountable... why you guys so negative? +Head flapped over ear. Check. Bunch of goop and other stuff poking out of arm. Check. Other arm broken. Check. Completely steady and flawless camera work. Checkmate.,Vertical video though... +"No, you're right. They probably wouldn't wait for a verdict.",DAE hate Amerika? +Not really. Just because someone has a disability doesn't grant them the ability to avoid social norms.,"Sure it does, haven't you seen House." +"WikiLeaks on Twitter: Democrat strategist Bob Beckel, now at CNN, called for Julian Assange to be assassinated after Clinton cable leak",But Russia... +Pennsylvania is spending millions to give Hillary a proper welcome when she visits.,There's way too many people there. +Lucio returned to his home planet.,just because he's south american doesnt make him an alien +"I'm so bad with this that I once highly considered getting a car battery and some jumper cables to put next to my desk so I could shock myself every time I got distracted..... I wonder if it would have helped me in Uni.. I tried doing the rubber band thing like a smoker, where you wear it on your wrist and snap yourself every time you do something wrong. It didn't work.",Razor blades are cheap. +"I'm the manager of a vape shop, I swear something is missing but I don't know what. What would you guys like to see when you enter a vape shop?",Pole dancers. +What are you excited for in 2017?,the election results +Probably Mod Tools or r/CODzombies would be fulfilled with how to get the Staff,ye to get the lightning staff you have to do every easter egg on the same acc bo1-bo3 after that every time you spawn into a map you spawn with the lightning staff and full mr6 ammo. +You haven't bothered to google it?,Isn't posting to reddit and coming back to read replies soooo much easier than googling? +"I see lol.. well here, take my upvotes! Hope it helps",Without Karma you're just some nobody ^ +She probably complained the whole way there. Do I have to go? Why can't I stay in my walled off mansion in white suburbia?,Did you guys remember to pack the hot sauce? +Or starved because he never went out and spent all his time watching anime.,Mom? +"The Big House 6 Gamecube by Mute City Customs - one of 3, collaborative effort with Borz Customs","Aww you've already put the stars on it to suit Mango's preferences, how thoughtful" +"Probably been submitted before, saw it linked in the comments of a post and wanted to make sure everyone saw it","The early models were bad, but the late war panthers were reliable!" +"A Dutch singer is called Frans Duits. His first name is a common one in the Netherlands but the word also means *French* in Dutch. This wouldn't be interesting because lots of people are called that, but his last name means *German* in Dutch. So, a Dutchman called French German.","To add to that, France's president is literally called French Holland" +"It would really, really hurt a lot and you could also spend the rest of your life with an itchy leg that doesn't exist so you can't scratch it.","True, but imagine the sheer usefulness of having a tiny quadcopter with you, all the time, plus a power bank.." +"Jesus, i can only imagine the outrage if the U.S. purposefully targeted hospitals. Yet this is just Russia being Russia. I know Syria damn well has no ability to produce bunker-buster type bombs.","You don't understand, those are POLITE russian bombs." +"Oh shit, I go to Oakland Community College too...",Same +And next week when we nominate Monte he'll think we're helping him so he can win the veto and stay safe right?,And because we respect him as a leader and know he can win comps +"Predictions on Upcoming Releases Last week, Jeff Kaplan indicated changes to the reconnect/leaver system would be coming in 2 weeks. He didn't say it would occur sooner if it was ready which makes me think 2 weeks is in line with a release schedule therefore I believe we are looking at a larger patch next week. So I'm predicting next week we will see the Halloween update with a 3 week even run similar to the Summer Games. While many want an event currency, I'll predict we don't see it as Blizzard seemed, at least outwardly, satisfied with the even. By running three weeks it would be complete just a bit before Blizzcon. I'm predicting Sombra will be announced mid October with teasers and announced as playable at Blizzcon similar to Eichenwalde at Gamescom. I think we will hear about Overwatch's first new game mode and 2 maps associated with it to be released in December/January timeframe. That's my predictions for the next month or so. What do you think?",Oh boy I can't wait for another character to be available to fight against in AI games +That's the sexy part. Doesn't change the stat budget for the item. Just free extras!,Could have been a socket though +"The key here (and for the chest) is to make the character moderately fat in the thin/athletic/fat triangle, but then move all the individual sliders (arms, legs, gut, etc) to minimum except where you want them voluptuous","Holy shit, I never thought of this." +"I don't care what they call it, just don't be a fucking origins story.","Are you saying you DON'T want 3 1/2 minutes of Mrs Wayne's blood spattered pearls dropping to the noirish, slightly damp and dreary streets of Gotham, to you know, invoke the angst and anguish that follows Batman for the rest of his life?" +He said it to a roomful of veterans. JFC....,I like how they all jumped to defend their brothers and sisters in arms +"Dude, stop trying to push this multiple perspective nonsense. The hivemind has spoken: Italians are bumbling, incompetent fools at best, backwards and corrupt at worst, have no concept of freedom and stage kangaroo courts just to persecute the poor innocent Americans because they are jealous of their sexual liberation.","Look man, a blond, pretty American girl is always innocent" +"Under Intense Pressure to Silence Wikileaks, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Proposed Drone Strike on Julian Assange",I'm sure this will get the attention it deserves. +Being Charlotte race week do we expect more 2017 announcements along with rumored cup title sponsor?? just curious cuz they usually do that during charlotte weeks,I've heard they're going to announce Kevin Harvick to the 5 car this week +"I don't think Harris is a robot. Nolan mentions in commentary at the end of the episode about how Ed Harris's The Man in Black is just a patron of the park that wants to be the villain and be omnipotent, he has taken the park to it's extremes in terms of experiences.",Answers that then... unless Nolan is also a host..... Inception West World? +You can institute all the policies you like but staff aren't going to implement them because it takes way too much time.,"Yeah, those preflight checklists will never catch on." +*Joseph* Smith. Adam Smith was the founder of capitalism.,In America that is the same thing +"Because there are limits to transactions on savings accounts, among other things. The other thing is that if you owe the bank money such as with a bounced check, they can pull that debt(whether legitimate or not) as soon as the check is deposited.","I think there was a misunderstanding, since I didn't mention savings accounts." +"Can we add the sliquifier to Revelations to counteract the pub cancer? Seriously, every single game there's 2 people who can't survive past round 5 without the Der Eisendrache invulnerability ledges. Also in my most recent game, a 10 year old talking about how if his video gets one like, he'll continue making videos. Help. (I usually never play pubs, but after soloing a crap ton for levels this weekend, I figured it could be fun. Ha.)",i played a public match of shadows and on round 14 i had 28 revives... that was the night i started drinking bleach to help me sleep +"[](/flutterroll)That's the only good thing I got out of that thread. Too many people telling me how stupid and moronic I was and why I was wrong (mind you, to a comment that was simply making fun of how ridiculous 2016 has been).",[](/rflutterjerk) Maybe you should stop being so stupid and moronic. +"That was so nutty and smooth, it's like Jif peanut butter",It's gif. +Can we bring back the AMD cards burning down houses too?,"That's not funny Sincerely, a former AMD user" +Monte: America might've voted cornbread because they wanted to thank me,That has to be the reason +Who says they aren't already? I hope it was an elderly couple.,Oh grandpa +"*looks into your eyes and grabs keyboard. Leans in toward monitor then... Jumps back six feet* u/missarteacher, may I comment on your post?","Why, yes you may...would you mind signing this disclaimer first, in case it gets down-voted and people think it was something I said...i wouldn't want to get sued....isn't this romantic?" +are we going to show any of these plays or just keep flashing rosters on the screen,"No one knows who these Vikings players are, they need exposure!" +Dolphins Know Calculus!!!,*the derivative of e^x is eeeeeeeeeeeeee^x* +"This morning I had my woman's wellness exam, and as I was leaving the clinic a pro-life protester called me a whore. Ironically that facility doesn't provide abortions. I didn't realize getting cancer screenings made me a whore?",It's not the fact that you got a wellness exam that makes you a whore; it is the fact that you bleed for a week and don't die that makes you a whore. +I don't see why everyone is hating on Odell. He's been nothing but the epitome of class and professionalism all year.,You forgot this +This is our new offense. Takes 29:54 to score 3 points,The definition of efficiency. +Well his contract ends this year..,I thought it ended next year... +Saudi Princess Accused of Threatening Decorator Claims Diplomatic Immunity and Flees Paris,"Please remember, as always, that this has nothing to do with Islam!" +Name checks out,Should have added a +"FAM ALERT!! STARBUCKS AWARDED 410K FROM EVOL. HITMAN JUDGEMENT STILL COMING. STARBUCKS V HITMAN GLASS, JAMES LANDGRAF ET AL. FR FR",Oh hey lets rip off designs and use them as our own for profit. +"u do realize that if u punch it again, it will revert to any enemy right? sometimes it takes more than one punch",thats sounds like the beginning of a domestic violence application right there ..... +"Week 4 Game Thread: New York Giants (2-1) @ Minnesota Vikings (3-0) Game Time: 8:25 EST Location: U.S. Bank Stadium (Cuz the Metrodome collapsed.) Network: ESPN Inactives: * CB Eli Apple, Hamstring - Out * T Marshall Newhouse , Calf - Out * S Darian Thompson, Foot - Out * S Nat Berhe, Concussion - Out * RB Rashad Jennings, Thumb - Out * DT Robert Thomas, Illness (Bubonic Plague?) - Out Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil. Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab. Show your team affiliation - go here to see how you get a logo next to your name",Did u guys know we don't have a blocking tight end or a fullback? +What happens to Teddy if Bradford continues playing this way?,He becomes a backup with a dashing smile. +"You can't refine oil in your pocket. Or make anything that requires a chemical plant (engines, batteries, sulphur, etc)",Your pocket doesn't refine oil? +"There is no limit for terrorism offenses that resulted in, or created a foreseeable risk of, death or serious bodily injury to another person.","Oh, this is gonna be good." +Judge has seen that girl before on the streets. Personal experience type of case.,Low key he was in the trap throwing benjamins at her in the gentlemen's club so he knows what's good. +it runs at 4x2.woof GHz,So 8.woof GHz right? +(rant) This guy explaining why childfree weddings are a fuck you to people with kids.,Because the point of weddings is all about that guy and his family rather than the people GETTING MARRIED. +School has a Halloween spirit day tomorrow so I decided to throw together a hypebeast costume,man you must be the coolest kid in your school +"1. buy white shirt 2. put faded image of iconic tv show or movie scene on it, slightly faded and have the colors washed out and definition turned down 3. ??? 4. profit",Nah fam this is art. +"Angry Joe needs to hurry up, Civ IV has been out for quite some time.",Well it's probably older than most of his fanbase +Consumers don't understand smartphone contracts,TIL +It does,But why doesn't he get banned immediately? +At some point you have to realize what truly matters in life. And coffee matters.,Black coffee matters? +Nah man marstar is a good website. The owner is a great guy who I know personally. They have good comms and ship shit fast. John Marsbar is a great man.,you missed the +G2 was a lot more ahead and had it not been for the baron steal even peanut said in an interview they would have lost. It's not even close to the ANX game.,"Nah dude eu are absolute shit and at no point in any games at world thus far have they done anything remotely good, they should lose all of their seeds and have to compete at the IWC." +what if i didn't have $20,And this is how debt is created ladies and gentlemen +"Kind of ironic since OP's sarcasm is extremely clear, while blizzard's communication is the exact opposite.",Because OP is a game designing company +"It's offensively simplistic to use the word handle in this context. We're talking about a complex and serious psychological state and you and Trump are hurling around monkey words to try and explain it. Deeply offensive because of the implication of weakness. And then define handle anyway? Is someone who pushes their memories away handling it because they don't show outward signs of grief? You want them to be socially acceptable is all, yet you and Trump have ZERO qualifications or understanding to be commenting on it.",You seem like a pleasant person. +I voted Ro-Ro. Just because I don't blindly support all things liberal party doesn't mean I'm a Dutertard. Surprise fucker!,riiiight... we believe you +So you are blaming them because they had shirts on?,"yea just look at what they were wearing, they were practically asking for it." +"Aww, sorry stranger. I didn't want to make you sad faced.",It's actually SimCity #sorrynotsorry +Made strawberry-vanilla glazed Do'hnuts from The Simpsons!,"Dude, the Simpsons stole that from Odd Future!" +soooo the problem WAS the pit bulls... s/,No clearly it's the gun registry. +There was another big party in Paris! 50 motorcycles were firebombed for no reason.,"God, Pairs is sounding less and less like a cool place to visit, and more like a war zone." +"Ah yes, then I suppose it would be archer / fighter / bard (dancer).",I want more pokemon in my D&D not more D&D in my pokemon +The Many Faces of CS:GO #2,downvoted cuz m0e +Dont remind me of the 90s....,But all those wins over Michigan! +Good luck...but remember...It only counts if you're shooting from the blues or better.,I say it only counts if you're shooting from the blacks and the total yardage is 7400+ +"Jagex, I'm genuinely concerned raids will destroy the economy and the game that I love","Don't worry, they will balance it properly" +How to do hard reset I dont see update yet? Computer reset? wsreset?,Fresh Install of Windows 10 +"What OP is trying to show is that the cubemap on the window does not accurately show the room. Although it is a window, windows can also reflect and be see-through at the same time. Bungie just chose a weird cubemap seeing as they have a lot of generic room cubemaps to choose from.","Naw man, windows can only be seen thru, not like I've ever seen outside a window and seen my own reflection." +"If Spider-man Homecoming has wrapped, did Keaton actually film anything? I know this has been brought up before, but with filming wrapped I find it interesting we never saw/heard about him? Did he film in Atlanta?","Nah,he's in the movie but he didn't film anything" +"Chief Writer of SNL goes full Nazi, says Trump voters should wear 'scarlet T' all their lives. Why, Chris? So we can be discriminated against and abused? So we can be beaten and killed? Who are the actual Nazis, you leftist pieces of shit?","But it's the left's idea this time guys, that means it's 110% right!" +"Not sure if you watched the game, but West is looking great. You can't bench a guy who just went for 97 on 11 carries just because you want to try out the new toy. You would like them to because you have him on the team, but for the team's sake, there's no reason to fix what isn't broken yet.",I like how you conveniently omit the fact that West played maybe the two worst run defenses in football back to back weeks. +"Honestly, I don't :/",Thats what you want us to think +"The Outer Space Treaty forbids the parties and signatories from laying territorial claim to celestial bodies such as the moon or a planet. The US as a party to the treaty cannot claim territory on Mars. The do retain claim to any object they land Mars, such as the facility of the colony itself, but not land in which it resides, including the natural resources.",Thank god treaties are never broken. +"So to those who have thru hiked the AT, or any of the big three for that matter, is the high of the trail worth the low of the post trail blues?",Of course not... I would absolutely never do a thru hike again +PBS news hour is the only new program I remotely trust. They cover actual news like world politics and economics rather than who tried to kiss Kim Kardashians ass today.,They didn't confirm my biases so they are obviously biased. +inb4 1-0 game with 6 stolen bases,"6 stolen bases and 1 total run, showing how useless steals actually are." +You'd better hope he's not at Eglin.,"~~Why would I care if he's at Eglin?~~ Fuck, forgot the copypasta was usually Eglin AFB" +There are also people who think all his policies have been wildly successful and people in the middle class outside of large cities are not hurting. You can't reason with those people.,"Oh yeah, I'm sure they'd be way better off if Romney had been elected" +PLUTO IS A PLANET!,Eggs are good for you now! +Why would you not want a headphone jack? Am I missing sarcasm?,nah +Pearl's secret third arm,Pearl is Smoky Quartz CONFIRMED! +Built my dream setup,Reported for satanic worship. +"If he skips either debate, all Hillary will have to do until November 8th is run on the (now proven) fact that Trump is a coward. If he can't stand up to a 70-year-old woman, how is he going to stand up to our enemies?",But folks like Putin will treat him fairly and not be bias at all +You know what the worst thing about only seeing Let's Plays of Civ 6 are? Yelling at the screen due to how many errors and mistakes the players make. IF YOU WANT AMENITIES BUILD A ENTERTAINMENT HU- NO NOT THE CAMPUS WHAT YOU MADE A COMMERCE DISTRICT AND HAVEN'T BUILT A MARKET IN IT FOR 1000 YEARS WHY IT GIVES ZERO GOLD WITHOUT ONE YOU SCROLLED PAST THE EXACT THING YOU WERE TRYING TO FIND IN THE CIVOPEDIA IT EVEN HAD THE SAME NAME YOU JUST SAID WHY Wake me up when the game is released...,"Yeah, how dare they not be experts already" +NY Daily News Cover Tomorrow,"Well this disproves the NAMBLA allegations, he is an equal opportunity predator." +Motorcyclist rear ends another rider; nearly run over by a car,What a dipshit. +"Well they can mock and crack jokes all they want at anybody, jokes on them at the end of the day. These phones are way overpriced in regards to, why would any normal person buy these over an iPhone or Samsung?! They are dead on arrival. They will appeal to android enthusiasts mainly and outside of that, nope.","No SMS fallback, DOA" +Anyone know if the Polaris will have space to dock other ships in it? Or will it just be a one ship kind if thing?,Idris dock confirmed! +Just finished the first listen and definitely enjoyed it especially the last song,I'm glad you enjoyed it! +Not that i can remember. We played them in round 1 when the kennel boys can and joined us in heckling $BW but i cant remember anything from the roosters. our games that year were advertised using the slogans animosity and embrace the hate What did they think was going to happen?,Scum is such a terrible word though. +"What are the chances that the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact takes effect by the 2020 election? What would be the impacts if it did? For those who don't know, the NPVIC is basically an agreement among states to assign their electoral votes to the winner of the national popular vote. It hasn't taken effect yet, and it won't until it has 270 votes worth of signatories (enough to elect). It currently has 160 votes worth of signatories, largely blue-leaning states. I'm curious what the chances are that it'll be in effect for 2020, and, if it is, how dramatic a change that would be to our electoral process. Would it basically throw out all the conventional wisdom of campaigning and of political analysis?",I think the better solution is for the states to unlock their electoral votes so the winner of the district gets the vote and the winner of the stayes popular vote gets the 2 extra ones. +Monkey wacking it. NSFW,at least he's not a two pump chimp +Im a big boy but I live in a single bedroom apartment that definitely has no room for my computer anywhere but my bedroom.,But real big boys with small apartments keep theirs in the bathroom. +"On Linux, so no rush with a last game until next year, probably. On the plus side there may be a couple of patches out before I start playing it.",BOORING +"Is that the norm? I thought it was higher. My PhD stipend is $28,500 a year.",You are definitely at the higher end. +Did Kaine come to this debate without bothering to know Hillary's *or* Trump's policies? What has he been doing all this time?,Refining his Spanish skills +FYI: Too much weight can break the Ice on Finland,Well I guess none of my American tanks will be able to cross... +This is a very strange statement coming from Boeing. They know better than anyone that SLS will not head to Mars before the late 2030s at the earliest. I guess he means that ITS will never come to fruition?,He just has to keep blowing up SpaceX rockets and he's good. +"He for some reason doesn't and will not believe in a workhorse. I think he's truly just bad at using the running back position. In Chicago, Forte-Langford-Carey-Rodgers, all saw time. In Denver, Moreno-Anderson-Hillman, and with no common theme. It's weird as fuck. He seems to be a great OC, but it might just have been a Peyton Manning-induced confidence.",Maybe he just needs to have an elite QB for him to be the great coach everyone says he is... +Hurricane Matthew hits Haiti,hurricane trump is on its way to hit america +Fool me twice...,Fool me chicken stew with rice? +No it isn't.,I forgot the +"Seriously Blizz, stop dragging my screen to the place of my death until I ressurrect... I know it's only with the locked screen, but it makes no sense... And remove the limit of the dragging with the mouse over the screen too while we're alive. I just want the screen to follow me when I'm walking, I know I can press Space to re-center it again. Thanks",How come no one has mentioned how much easier it is to spot stealth with locked camera off? +IGN ScarceIsBoring,hey whats up guys its scarce here its been a real slow news day might have to do a double upload cya later peace (added) +Isn't that all kinda relative?,If Americans think it's stupid then everyone should. +"Siri isn't that bad, lol. Examples of why you think it sucks so much?",I could do an internet search for why you think so so much +"Go for System32, all that junk is redundant and just slows down your computer anyways.","i cant believe they haven't stopped this virus yet, I had to put my hard drive in the microwave to fix it" +What the hell is that little thing in the bag?,"It's a seed, in case you are transgendered but don't have a tree in the backyard yet." +My friend doing a leap start. Nailed it.,That looks so dangerous lol +"Easy to make it vegan friendly. Simply kill a hobo, cut off his hand, put his hand in a glove, freeze it, and then drop that in the punch. Freezing it will keep the punch cold just like the jello, but the glove means the hand won't touch the punch making it vegan.","Vegans only care about animal suffering, not human, so no glove required" +It's a great solution. Had a guy fired from a Festival bar for coming out and telling people he just flat out hated black people. Festival Control sent 6 black security guards to escort him out. There's nothing like the true humiliation of being forced to do something with a group of people who are angry at you.,That'll teach him +It still blows my mind to look at charts like that and see that I'm in the normal category. This time 18 months ago I'd have been well in to the obese category. Funnily enough I managed to move down these categories by eating less... like magic...,But you only have a 5% chance of staying there. +we wuz warr heruuusss 'n' shieeeet,Racism is funny! +I find them to be about the same length,Git gud +"That's not what I said at all though is it? I said it takes less than five minutes to google something, then you don't end up posting something that's incorrect and someone has to spend time correcting you for getting something wrong. I'm not against having a conversation, I never said that at all, I'm just saying don't whine when people correct you, because you were too lazy to google something in the first place.","Clearly you are very against spending time replying to comments that you don't need to reply to, so this argument makes a lot of sense." +Feminists want more equality for all! Especially a place for men to talk about their horribly abusive tendencies and a place for smart better-than-men wemon to help them.,You forgot the +did my sarcasm not read? shit,Always drop the +A fucking dick. I really hate that guy.,Would you rather have a cunt talking to you in your head? +"No, no, no. Now you just have to buy the parts with the coolest names.",So if they named the gtx 1080 to game raper 1337 it would perform better obviously +Wait what,"YOU ALSO DIDN'T GET NOSE CANCER, SO ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!" +How intelligent would life have to be on another planet for us to question the moral implications of exploring it?,"Knowing Americans, it would have to speak English and love Jesus." +"I'm of the mindset that none of this matters come playoff time. Pitching/hitting splits against specific pitchers/batters, home/away, how ever else you wanna slice it doesn't matter when it comes to the playoffs. Its a whole new season. I've been watching baseball for a while now (probably short in comparison to some of the older guys/gals on this sub), and I have seen the most unlikely heroes step up in a time of need. In the 2004 ALCS, I remember the ridiculous splits Mariano had when entering the 9th with a lead, and look how that ended up. So I like to think that anyone can step up or fall of a cliff come October. Go Sox.","Yeah, I mean look what happened to Britton last night ... oh wait, they forgot to use him" +"Also there's a huge culture around clowns, clowns aren't just people in clown clothes that tell jokes, most of them come from clown schools/traditions.",You'd be surprised at the long intellectual tradition and widely varying schools of thought on clowning +Maybe they're finally listening to their parents about playing outside more,parent +It's so funny how most of the Clinton ads are just repeating things Trump and now Pence said. They're their own worst enemy.,Campaign of insults! +Government introduces new law banning asylum seekers from Australia,Every time I think they've sunk as low as they can they go and prove me wrong. +B2X takes over worldwide customer care for Microsoft's Lumia and feature phones,But WP isn't dead +ALL 12 TUNICA COLOURS C3 crates,Will trade 2 c3 crates for crimson +"Personally, microwave ovens without a mute button. Why don't they all have a mute button? If I wanna nuke something at night/during my kids' nap time, I risk waking them up with that piercing beeping.",You should buy a bigger home +It's a good omen when your eggs have a hidden Mickey.,r/hiddenmickeys +"I was trying to be cool by flipping off the camera, but my mother told me to change it into the peace sign",Your sister looks thrilled. +Incorrect,Good point. +Some intern at the Hillary campaign stayed up for about an hour looking for Pence lying about Trump.,"Everytime Pence defended Trump, you mean" +pretty much bang on with this,"Hey, it could also be a legitimate job like door knocking" +Do you even F1? Seen at the offical F1 store,Hamilton bias +Asians are considered white since they're not oppressed.,"yes only muslims, blacks and mexicans are facing racism, Whites and asians dont face it." +Embracing American culture,Guys this is so fucking fun! +He'll probably want to kill himself if all he gets is nuts and raisins anyway.,"Can't give out nuts, kids could be allergic." +"Yep. This is reddit, most of us can't even remember the last time we had physical contact with another person.",This kind of makes me want to organize a public meetup/ social experiment in the same vein as that strangers kiss for the first time experiment but with redditors and hugs instead +Lol people already starting with the HoHitis shit.,"OMG Alex acted happy, she's done for!" +Are you able to find any decent pictures of the actual skin? I'm very interested (Mercy main here).,(Mercy main btw) Xd +My parents said get over it :(,You guys sound like you have some *greeaaat* parents there +Anche gli immigrati se per questo,Penso manchi un +link?,Forgot the +more then you can imagine lol,only true gamers will understand.... +Probably because he doesn't play like he's that tall.,Good riddance eh +Chechens cheer leader Kadyrov's fighting young sons,I'm sure the fights were fair and not fixed in anyway +He is though,His forehead is a moving billboard ffa +Why are her parents not in prison?,"You wouldn't put a fat person in prison for making her child fat, it would be fat hate" +"I don't think the Patriot's one counts as a PR move, just a bot someone created without too much foresight.",Yeah auto posts on twitter have nothing to do with public relations. +How would you prefer to be murdered?,Slowly bleeding out after killing a giant predatory beast +"They're too busy slagging off Hamilton at the moment, give them time.",To be fair he did use his phone in a press conference +I'd agree - a continuous job history is beneficial. But I wouldn't expand on quite what I did as a 'supermarket assistant' when I'm applying for a SA role.,But wouldn't that be relevant if you were applying for another supermarket assistant (SA) role? +They haven't said anything beyond we haven't figured out how to use them properly (as I recall).,Well I'm gonna use 100 on a single boss +"I'm done with you, little troll. Shoo! Shoot! Back to your bridge, you have riddles to pose!",That'll show em! +How do you know?,The incredible amount of talent behind the movie proves that it will be bad +Accidentally cut down a tree with some baby squirrels in it. Now I'm their mom.,CORN ON THE COB..... CORN ON THE KABOB! +"It's not like we're going to win, we've become the masters of putting up gaudy stats and still losing. You have the best QB in the league (Brady fans can go fuck themselves, he's not better than Rodgers), we have Eli the other Manning Manning.",Brady is way better then rodgers he hasnt missed a pass all year and has zero picks +"Police shouldn't shoot so many black people. Whoa there, let's not be so extreme.",yeah just the disabled ones +"I know, and it's not marketing hype. It really does deliver. When you can brown something, then slow cook it in the same pan, then do the rice in it as well, it's pretty convenient. I'm not normally such a shill for products but this thing is pretty great.","Thanks for Correcting the Record, shill." +Could we get a remastered version of this game?,this thread is new and exciting! +Silly question: What was he found guilty of?,Being an uppity peasant in front of his noble master. +Maybe the sensor for the battery isnt connected right. The battery will work with only + and - connected but if the sensor isnt connected it will be like the phone doesnt even know there is a battery inside it.,"It's just one pin-connector, I guess it might be a shitty battery or the sensor isn't working" +Are you sure? Which can't then?,You can't enable console in console kappa no kappa +That statistic next to the 'every damn time' is an oxymoron.,It's obvious +"as some one who works at a bank, HOT DAMN!","Finally, the bankers catch a break!" +No refugees welcome!!,"because there is only one version of Islam, just like they're only one version of Christianity." +TIL India and Israel planned to bomb Pakistani nuclear facilities,Why the fuck didn't they do it? +"Finally finished my first quad build! Too bad I can't fly it in these hurricane winds. I've been practicing with liftoff, but does anyone have any tips for my first flight?",Did you start building this in 2014? +Holy fucking shit.,My thoughts exactly. +How was your day ?,"tomorrow is the MTG thing, the weekend is going to be my brother's b-day party, and its just SO fun having all his friends over." +Russia Threatens to Shoot Down U.S. Aircraft in Syria,"At least the US has a great, well respected leader in place to handle the situation." +Both PS4 and Xbox one will have VR. That's pretty powerful.,"My Galaxy S7 can do VR, must be as powerful as a PC" +"oh you didn't know, if you throw the summoning key into the pit of lava in mob of the dead you will unlock nacht der untoten on shadows of evil",Can't tell if shitpost +Hello! I'm a Nigerian Prince and I have an offer for you.,"No thanks, don't deal with them darn niggers." +"Friend suspects multiple families living in downstairs unit; landlord unresponsive. What are her options? (NJ) My friend lives in the upstairs unit of a row home in NJ with two roommates. Her downstairs neighbors of two years are a Muslim family with three kids, ages 6-12. She does not talk to them because there was an issue a while back where the father and a former roommate got into a screaming match over parking spots that soured the relationship. The units share a front door that opens into a landing with their door, then stairs upstairs into my friend's unit. My friend just called me at her wit's end. For the past six weeks suddenly there are 20 or 30 people in and out of that downstairs unit, mostly children but also younger women in hijab. She says suddenly there is a baby crying at all hours and she never saw the mother pregnant (they occasionally cross paths in the downstairs laundry). She'll leave for work in the morning to five or six women standing inside on the landing, and then come home from work and they'll be teenage boys on the porch hanging out of the front door. The family has also left the contents of a Payless shoe store all over the landing; meaning the floor she has to cross to get to her stairs to her apartment is covered in shoes where before they neatly stacked them on a shoe rack by their door. This is both in the morning and in the evening, so she things the people are staying their overnight. She contacted her landlord on Saturday because she is concerned that either multiple families are now living in the unit beyond it's three bedroom capacity, or that they are running an illegal daycare/babysitting service (because kids, moms, and babies). Her landlord has as of Thursday not responded to multiple text messages and calls, although he cashed the rent check she left in the garage mailbox on Monday so he had to have been at the unit. She has no idea what to do. She lives in a shady area and is concerned about all the strangers leaving the front door unlocked. The baby cries at all hours. Strange cars are taking her units' designated spots. Since her landlord is refusing to answer the phone, she feels like she's out of options but fears for her safety. I advised calling the police to file a noise complaint, but she is genuinely concerned if she reports the family to the police they will be discriminated against for being Muslim or otherwise unfairly targeted due to recent events in NJ. I also suggested she look at her lease to see what her rights are, but what should she do? What options exist for a tenant when the neighbors are jeopardizing her safety and the landlord is unresponsive?",Call the code violation part of your city. +Different Skin Color Scary Makeup,This cultural appropriation is getting out of HAND. +"People, especially younger people are attracted to mystery and what they can't have. Not so much straight up assholes","You're a fountain of wisdom dude, you should write a book." +Who would you like to see Eminem work with before he retires?,JUSTIN BIEBER LOL +What is a Nebraska Furniture Mart?,"A furniture mart in Nebraska, duh." +"Comcast is lubing up the big dildo, What are your experiences with Century Link? They keep stopping by saying they just ran new fiber in the neighborhood is it BS? Whats the service like is it even a realistic option? I'm already dropping 90.00 a month on comcast, internet only","I hear it's like that, just without the lube." +Contractor #ucked up Help! How do I fix this :(,"Cut the tip of a tube of caulking WAY back, and caulk the fuck out of it." +"Tonight has spurred a lot of differing opinions, but the downvote button is not a disagree button. Let's not forget this, please. Thanks.",Downvoted. +It can be a little chippy and you can lose cells on the edges although that's less of a problem with the crazy tec for some reason. I have a harder time working with harder or mixed density woods when it comes to drilling holes.,Thanks for the useful info. +Weirdest shit is when people come in and don't read the fucking menu. I used to work at Jimmy John's and the menu explains everything. Also no we don't have any fucking swiss cheese.,can i get that with olives and pickles though? +BN loses two-thirds majority in Johor for the first time in history,"We need more people like Jamal, need to thank that guy for being a catalyst of change" +They really barely reacted to it.,"What, you're telling me we aren't playing golf?" +"If you are really that bored, practice your grammar and sentence structure. Good day.",You mean 'Grammer'? +"Girls spend 40% more time on chores than boys, UN report finds","The reason is obvious, we work slower because we are focused on rainbows, unicorns, and that dreamy neighbor boy that is allowed to go to school while we finish our chores." +Current F1 fans are obviously not the future of the sport,"I don't watch the press conferences, I am too busy shopping for my next Rolex." +"In submarines, people lived 18 hour days. 6 hours sleep, 6 hours on duty, and 6 hours free time.","6 hours free time but how much is wasted commuting, going grocery shopping, cooking, etc." +Why would you even want to take a gun into a concert? You americans are wild.,what if there was a shooter and I wasn't armed +"Wife is at the clinic after her water broke this morning, so dad strength on the way. Wife is also awesome enough she let me go to the gym while we're waiting for the main event so I hit 200kg for 4 with hook grip on the deadlift, followed by a set of 4 and then 5 with straps.",This woman must be great! +Freaking buckeyes man.,Not even in town... +Exactly. Instead give it a pattern attribute: pattern=\^\d{3}$,But regexes are scary +pretty much a given,Hypocrite +Here we go *again* with blaming the players...,But we all just made up the stuff that Sean said in recorded videos +No time to think or be nostalgic with the constant shotgun's.,Unnecessary apostrophe nazi checking in +"Pretty sure they could predict much earlier with parts of Central and South America, but only because it was usually them which started it.",Well sometimes you need to experiment to ensure your model works... +No one's arguing that. His point was that the original Black Mirror was built for a British audience. But with the presence of an American audience may mean some things will be noticeably different.,I take offense to *you* pointing this out +It's almost like nearly every single major newspaper is run by liberals/Democrats.,The Jews +Is anyone still pretending that Donald isn't a fascist?,Heil Trump +The Obama economy has now created 15 million jobs,We always mention how many jobs are created but we never mention how many have been lost? +Fat chance. The corrupt and lazy pnp is not going to do that. World famous unprofessional police force.,Nilait mo pa talaga yung babae? +What a great video. They even tell her the right way to fight discrimination in the workplace from a business standpoint and that doesn't work for her bc it's not her way of doing it.,You mean Mansplained her the right way to fight discrimination! +Pokeball Brutality,Animal brutality is funny. +"Love how everyone wants to blame Kaep's kneeling of the anthem as the reason to this, despite the fact that after every anthem his teammates have embraced him. Shit, one is even kneeling with him now. Kelly has given him support. Everyone wants to ignore the fact that Kaep's has dropped too much weight to play on the highest level. If he goes out there he'll get wrecked. And crazy to think the locker room has support for Ponder, one of their teammates. C'mon man!","It's all a big conspiracy to keep Kap down, man." +COULD YOU NOT THO?,And this deserves a 7 day ban for spam :P +they don't really stand a chance of hacking the mail-in ballots now do they?,They could hack the postal truck containing the mail in ballots changing its gps to deliver them to a fake sorting depot where they could switch the votes before posting them again. +Job opportunity. Requires pleasing a radfem interviewer,So cute how they switch pronouns when they come over here +Try the Kyrie line for basketball. I had a pair of 13s and I hated them too. I love my Kyrie 1s and 2s.,The Kyrie IIs are dece. +WHY ISN'T IT ORIGINAL CONTENT?,Because it didn't have [OC] in title... +FIRST Members - Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 18,"Wait, their character alignments have changed, Albus used to be Chaotic Neutral, but now he's Neutral Evil." +Tryna get high like nigga bill,Is this real +'You can do anything. Grab them by the p***y': Donald Trump recorded in lewd hot mic chat with Billy Bush in 2005 - boasting about how his celebrity status allows him to grope and kiss women,Trump was actually saying Grab Them By the Party +"Is it just me, or has the thunder just gotten 'whiter'? I was watching the barcelona game the other day, at one point when the 2nd squad was out, there was only 1 black player on the court for the thunder(i think it was Price). It just struck me as odd. I'm an Australian Thunder fan, so I'm a bit far from the action I was just hoping to gain some insight, hopefully htere isn't any more too this. P.S I hope noone is offended by this post. Please believe that there's no malice behind it, it's just been playing on my mind a bit and I wanted to ask about it.",Cause we are racist obviously. +"When I heard this I thought for sure it was just going to be The old boys club swinging the other way, but it's hard to see purging enough senior editorial staff and replacing them almost exclusively with women to go from 20% female to 80% female in 18 months as anything BUT straight up gender discrimination.","Yeah, but she has male Twitter follows, so she's okay" +"Except it's really not. If you think breitbart, and especially infowars, are valid sources of information, then you've clearly gone your whole life without learning about critical thinking and basic logic",Disclaimer: +"TIL pointing out a flaw in someone's post means I'm saying the entire post is discredited. Please, don't jump to extremities. This is the reason why the sub is going to absolute shit today.",But the majority of the post was based off of the flaw you pointed out. +I'm actually struggling to believe you're actually this dense. You've got to be a troll.,"yeah, im definitely a troll because i think people's rights should be more important than corpes' rights" +"Can my husband take the entire paycheck while the divorce case is pending? My STBX has taken the entire paycheck for the second time in a row, we share a joint checking account, I'm a stay at home mom, currently living with my parents, is he allow to do that?","If there is not a court order for support, yes, he is allowed to do this" +Still unequal journalism.,"Yes, I'm sure if tape of Hillary saying grab her by the pussy and other such things comes out the media will just ignore it." +I could cut a diamond in half,6 to midnight +You remember that time we had a block with an enchantment theme and immediately printed a card that destroys all enchantments for cheap? Let's try not doing that again.,"To be fair, the fact that it also had a bajillion broken artifacts and Tolarian Academy had a bigger effect on the playability of enchantments than printing [[Reverent Silence]] did." +What's wrong with Ana?,she's not a ten +This photo of Michael trying to defend Rubens never ceases to shock me.,Illegal move he's over the white line +"There's basically no more undecideds that will go trump. If you're undecided and go Trump, you had already decided. I mean unless Clinton murders like 30 people.",Thought she already did. +"Considering it was Billy Bush was part of this, I'm not surprised.","Who would have thought, Hollywood working with the globalists" +I certainly wouldn't expect a ninja. Seeing as they did one last gen.,That's what they said in gen 4 and gen 5 +I remember reading something that kid toys in the yard and baby stuff will deter potential robbers but don't care enough to look it up right now.,"This is because they have nothing of value since they have kids, not the babyproofing." +REPORT:ID69123666 get vacd son,Wow a rare moment of vac actually working... +Aaaand he's banned from the community. Fuck any and all cheaters.,That'll show him! +Funny Movie Scenes - Try Not to Laugh or Grin'''',Wrong sub brah +"My mother is Very Upset with me. This afternoon I did an unforgivable thing. Look at my metaphorical cone of shame. While reversing a car out of a driveway, I heinously shouted at my mother. This was Not Acceptable because *all she did* was walk directly behind my moving car to check for oncoming traffic. She was only trying to help by putting herself in mortal peril. How was she to know that the moving car heading in her direction might have hit her?",How dare you! +Study: Non-Citizens Voting In Virginia By The Hundreds,Wonder who they are voting for? +It's been a while since I watched 15MM but wasn't it that sweet story about a young man who helps his crush achieve her dream of becoming a singer?,"Yup and The Xmas special is about a man who helps a guy find love, helps a lonely woman make toast, and helps a sad man get over his holiday blues" +She loves to tease.,how crazy do you have to be to become a background dancer? +Woman pretends to get hit by car; Gets what she deserves,"I'm expected her to be run over by the car, and I am disappointed by the fact that she didn't get run over by the car" +Why Looting in The South After a Hurricane is a VERY Stupid Idea...,I bet these guys have huge dicks +"It's also not even what really happened. She wasn't laughing about a girl being sexually assaulted, she was laughing about her frustration over the prosecution not wanting to share evidence with her.","But im not a lawyer, so why the fuck should i understand nuance and meaning in peoples actions?" +"Boks are kicking it, ABs are running it with mistakes. All the officials are blind and/or mentally impaired.",Business as usual for the officials then +Its a completely diff champ with a completely diff style lmfao,Forg1ven's jhin reminds me of Weixiao in season 2. +Someone call jack in! His political prowess will surely save the day!,Jack is the best democrat since Lincoln +"God, I have not been paying attention what the fuck happened?",I think we won +"Destiny still doesn't have match making for raids and for good damn reasons to. Already get afkers in strikes, don't need that shit in a raid.",Apparently that fosters a great community +.. and those poor people sometimes have food and a roof over their heads. Sometimes the home doesn't leak. Sometimes their children don't get lung disease from the dampness. Sometimes they have heat.,...and sometimes they have an iphone 7 +"It doesn't excuse it. What he said was pretty obscene and isn't really befitting of someone running for President. The problem with Bill & Hillary is that a lot of her accomplishments which she claims were from her partnership with Bill, e.g. Governor's Wife, First Lady. A lot of her actions and achievements from back then were obviously highly influenced by Bill, so his manner matters as well here.",oh ok then that totally erases the problem of trump being a slimebag rapist +The yeti,"Jeez, Josh hasn't even debuted yet." +"Forgive them, for they do not know any better. I myself am back to consoles. 30FPS really isn't that bad, at least not to me, and I miss sitting on the couch and being able to play with friends. I will forever know PC is superior, but the console is where my heart remains.",You missed the +Multilevel falls,"Hah, read that as multi level fails" +Because that kind of stuff is expected of Kuro/Crown. HuHi on the other hand is boosted boy - him doing anything is reason to be excited,Kuro isn't even top 20 at worlds though +"Let's be clear- ALL teenage boys are little rapists in the wrong circumstances. Packs of juvenile males behave that way in many species. Monkeys, elephants, dolphins, lions, ducks.... It's the reason empires collapse when they stop expanding- armies exist to keep volatile young men out of society and put their violence to use by pillaging foreign lands and impregnating foreign women through rape. Humanity as a whole is a disgusting breed. :\",you dropped this: +Because words can hurt alot more than loosing 20lp ect. If somebody leaves your game you loose LP ect. However if something says very hurtful that can last for a long time.,Yeah because I'd much rather lose a ranked game then be called a name +TIL: SCUBA is an acronym that stands for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus,wow this is incredibly interesting +2spoopy4me,"Wow, reported because 2 sp00ky 4 me" +"Blackout in the SE suburbs. I've just lost power down here near berwick, is anyone else affected?",No power in Berwick south either +Excuse me?,He forgot the +"Ever been so badass, you're edgier than edgefags?",It must be all those video games she's playing. +Friends ate weird mushrooms,your friends are gonna die +Homing Come,Home coming* +Amazing Yellow Diamond Cosplay!,neck too short 0/10 +Cost of Living should be adjusted accordingly - but this looks like typical for west/east coast bigger markets.,That's what our trust funds are for +Only a few more months of this shitfest,Because we all know everything automatically changes and resets when the calendar starts again. +someone explain to me what's going on here?,I read a comment on the original post that said a guy added treble fish hooks to his signs and two guys ended up in the ER with the fish hooks lodged in their hands +I haven't listed keys or crates m8,Well if ur not trading painted exotics I'll take a snakeskin for them +Interesting to see how fast stuff changes in this industry and what was being said about windows phone a few years ago.,In Europe WP had almost surpassed iOS before Microsoft stopped making phones. +Max doing illegal things in japan,But what about the USA! +"What are your guys two most favorite weapons so far? (Primary and Secondary) Mine are depended on situations but the two that I frequently use are Elling 9mm(love its sound) and Mayweather .30. I thought I'd preferred silenced pistrol, but in this game, going loud is more enjoyable according to the titled 'Mafia' for me. Feel free to share your thoughts as I might get new ideas on how I approach the remaining rackets.",The Stormer is great +Is pokemon fun ? Hey I've never played a Pokemon game but i always thought it looked fun. I want to get a 3ds soon and I wanted to know if I should get this game and is it fun. Thanks!,No. +"Reflexes are out of this world. Just utter beauty world class reactions, you see how he stopped the ball from making impact with his facial regions? That is why Joe Hart is not on the same level.",You dropped this +ROX Tigers coach on ANX: I suspect they might be the best team in the history of all the wild card teams.,"best team in the history of all the wild card teams, including EU and NA wild card teams?" +Symmetra voice actress said she would love to meet her fans in convention in an interview by the way,what fans? +Like...on a coin?,I think we're onto something! +"Apologists for Trump Some audio recordings have surfaced recently that allegedly show Mr. Trump engaging in lewd and disrespectful conversations towards women. These tapes have been released by Anti-Trump activists in an effort to discredit his candidacy and leadership. These critics have gone as far as to demand that Trump resign his candidacy. As is expected, these critics have failed to evaluate all the available information, and have chosen a very narrow interpretation of the facts we have available to us, opting instead for media-friendly soundbytes that demonize Mr. Trump. The basis for these claims is a single low-quality recording of Mr. Trump engaging in a conversation with another man. A layperson listening to this tape will conclude that the speaker is Donald Trump, but voice analysis and identification is a complex field, and it's easy to jump onto the media bandwagon without proper analysis. Voice identification is more art than science, and many states don't even allow voice identification to be entered into evidence. Even with leading voice identification techniques, we can only be 99.9% sure that the voice on the recording is Donald Trump's voice. While this is touted by critics as a smoking gun, what they fail to mention is that even with these odds, there are tens of thousands of *other* people whose voice matches the recording. How can we be certain that the voice we've heard is in fact Mr. Trump's? There are over 100 million citizens that have pledged their support for Mr. Trump. If Mr. Trump was really a horrible mysogynist as he's painted to be, how could so many people be misled? And with so many Trump supporters, couldn't we reasonably expect that there would be more than just a single low-quality recording as evidence for his behavior? With all the people he comes in contact with, you would expect more evidence against him. When it comes to Anti-Trump supporters, you will find that they make wild claims against him, but almost always fall short when it comes to producing evidence. Even with taking the recording at face value, it requires a number of significant logical leaps to conclude that Donald Trump was saying the types of things he's being accused of. Most of the recording is actually very benign in nature, and even sentimental as he talks about taking his wife furniture shopping. For example, Donald talks about taking a woman named Nancy to go furniture shopping. It's automatically assumed that he's referring to someone besides his wife, Melania. However, in American slang, men often refer to beautiful women as nancy, so it would be natural for a man to refer to his wife as nancy. Plus, wouldn't you naturally go furniture shopping with someone you share a home with? It's a big stretch to assume that Donald would engage in an illicit affair by participating in such a domestic activity. Donald's critics have really outdone themselves on this one. What's next? Donald is trying to convince a woman to have sex by purchasing her some cleaning supplies at Walmart? Next, Donald is accused of embracing rape culture by using his social status to kiss and grope women. This claim is so ridiculous on its own that is hardly merits a rebuttal, but we live in a world where even the most ludicrous of claims can spread if they are unchallenged. If Donald Trump really behaved in this way, we would expect to see hundreds of videos of Mr. Trump forcing himself onto women, attempting to kiss them or to grab their genitals. To date, we don't have a single video of this type of behavior, or even a reliable report of such behavior. The lack of evidence speaks volumes. The most inflammatory part of the recording was Donald's use of the term pussy. As we're aware, one of the meanings of this word in American slang is very vulgar and refers to women's genitalia. However, critics fail to explore other common meanings that actually make more sense. The second most well-known meaning is short for pussycat, a common name for a cat. At the time of the alleged recordings, a very famous singing group named The Pussycat Dolls enjoyed widespread success. During this time period, the use of the word pussy increased dramatically. It's easy for us recoil at hearing this word today, and failing to realize that this was a very common word used in 2005. Also, grab the cat by the tail is probably one of the oldest and most widely used expressions in the English language. Further, cats have a reputation for short attention span, so the phrase grab them by the pussy would be a short way of Mr. Trump saying that he was always trying to grab and keep the attention of females during their courtships. It's amazing how these types of accusations can be ... oh... wait... really?? ok... Donald Trump has just confirmed that it was his voice on the tapes, and issued an apology for the language he used. It's not uncommon for us to want our leaders to be perfect, but reading through history and the scriptures, we learn that even the most powerful leader has momentary lapses in judgement. For example, Lot had sex with his daughters, and Noah got drunk and laid out without any clothes on. However, when we understand that our leaders are human, it can add richness and depth to their character, and help us to appreciate them on a deeper, more nuanced level. The message is true, and it's imperative that you donate to the campaign and push this election forward.",Give Brother Trump a break! +That Feel When Trademark Laws.,Sweet green Mario costume. +"Just because you like something, doesn't mean you should eat it. It's like an addict trying to justify shooting heroin - because he likes it. Do you also like the fact that you contribute to the abuse of animals? What about the impact on your health and the environment? This is by no means a personalised message, I'm just pointing out that you're like every other meat eater - careless, unethical and close minded.","I do not care how much i contribute to the abuse of anything, i am a perfect godlike human being, worship me mortal" +I know - it's so trivial to be protesting against massive state discrimination of non-white people and against Mandela sitting in jail for 30 years. Especially at a time when the UK government sat back and did nothing but call the ANC a typical terrorist organisation,If he was a REAL progressive like me he would be protesting against the genocide of whites! +"Yup, a sad bunch of losers assuming that the women he groped wanted it. They're now posting sales figures for fifty shade of grey to prove that women love being groped by 60 year old obese men. Smells awfully redpill in there,..","Erotic literature is the same thing as consent to sex, everyone knows that!" +People like making excuses for why they lose,"Stop logic abusing please, its a really dick way to answer reddit threads." +Add me and I will add you back! Easy peazy lemon squisy Bux!! 1. UpVote this thread 2. add: ElGringoHood 3. I add you back 4. Gift party!,"added you, my ign = Luesid" +This isn't a rivalry game. Quit it with these lame ass storylines.,"But we're close to each other, that means we're bitter rivals" +What's this?! Don't you know this is r/ClashOfClans where we never praise supercell and always criticize their updates for not including every single requested feature?,wer da +I cringed pretty hard reading that middle section.,What's cringy about using natural disasters to wheel girls? +lol,!lewd +Silly immortal thoughts.. They never go away do they?,"If they did then they wouldn't be immortal, would they?" +Really BMG?,"Add skill to your black hole, have it go nl, Sair, dl, dair, repeat!" +AT&T is the first US operator to halt all sales of the safe Galaxy Note7,they could probably prevent this if they slow down and make the Note 6 before going to the Note 7... +"This is actually really bad :( this poor little joey is really stressed out, she should be in a pouch and somewhere quiet. She's unlikely to survive and if she does she will be unfit for release. Having a full grown roo isn't really a great idea? These guys can disembowel you with their back legs. Don't treat wildlife this way, they're aren't domestic pets.",Yeah you can see how stressed out he is +"I remember Schaub threw a couple interceptions, including a potential TD in the last minute. Thank God he's gone.","Yeah, life's totally been better with the parade of Fitzpatrick/Hoyer/Osweiler" +looking for people who like playing with tactics I'm not the best player but it's always nice to have a squad that works together. If your interested add me: custerdcube,Does lobbing 5 Grenades over 3 seconds count as tactics :D +Not me but a friend - She didn't know what global warming was,Not many people know about that Chinese conspiracy +"I don't think dragonblade has knockback properties or at least very much, even then any knockback would be overrided by his minor speed boost","Yeah but if your SS is on cool down and there's a Genji that just popped his ult and you see no way out, you may as well stall in hopes that SS will reset." +A sneak peak of a little something something I am putting together,"Oh sweet a salt joke, I never get tired of these!" +Varejao throws down a vicious slam over McGee in training camp!,Two of the best centers in the game dueling it out +"Reports are that this is due to a possible software problem, which explains why the replacements are exploding too.",So theoretically it would be a good phone if you flash a custom ROM? +"This election seriously depresses me. The democratic, republican, and libertarian candidates are so unappealing. This is the first presidential election I am eligible to vote for because of age, but I have a feeling I will have to wait until 2020 to actually vote, because I sure as heck am not voting for any of these guys.","Yeah, based on the choices, Kanye West looks appealing." +That's why we game on PC. Because extremely pointless mods,#'MURICA +What about people with gear from both camps?,Fucking heretics obviously +"Seriously Though, Fuck the Goddamn Ironman.","It screws the people that actually live here, but how else are we supposed showcase the city" +"at a guess he had odoamne vizicsacsi and cabochard, though will say he is underselling wunder.","I mean if we're talking about great top laners, you can't forget about Expect and Parang" +Sup reddit. Five Seven ace on cobblestone.,nice no recoil hax +This is about the She'd be in jail statement by Trump. OMG.,All hail Dictator Trump +A lot of Americans including Trump need to reminded that we are NOT electing a king of America.,But we already did when we elected King Obama! +ANX is better than C9 so dunno if it's luck for EU.,"Yep, we can definitively say that ANX is better than C9 even though they weren't in the same group and both showed shaky games" +"Yes, you know more than the fucking FBI",Yea the FBI is really objective and nothing corrupt happened.... +Jumping Jacks,I always find it impressive how cats can jump higher than their body length. +"One advocates a theocracy, the other believes in a separation of church and state, as the founders envisioned.",Sadly this does not narrow it down +Muslims have helped foil two out of every five al Qaeda plots between 9/11 and 2013,3/5 or gtfo +"How stupid is our country? - Donald Trump, on the 2016 Presidential trail.",Nothing matters anymore because he already said it once. +"Does the last guy think the *House* will pick Bernie? I mean, like, really. C'mon now.","Republicans **love** him, don't you know?" +"Has anyone managed to kill the gunners in Quincy? I've tried multiple times. The first time was when I did the quest Kid in a Fridge, I tried going through twice and died both times, and ended up going around Quincy. The second time after I completed the mission, I had acquired a full suit of X-01 power armor; when I shot at Clint, he took no damage at all, or just barely. So how do you kill the gunners in Quincy?","No, I'm sure nobody in almost the year the game has been out has manged to clear Quincy yet." +"An important topic, surely, but policy still lays on the table pertaining to extramarital homosexual encounters in public restrooms. The Craig rules need to be settled before this can be discussed.","Brother just had a wide stance, that's all." +"undecided voters at home can play back the debate with a whole month to do it, dudes in a studio can't.","yup they totally will do that that's how the average undecided voter prepares for the election: by playing back debates the whole month, to remember the exact answers of the candidates." +hey ik ben ik trots op je!,"In een rij gaan staan aub, iedereen mag mij een keer aanraken." +"What are you 19,524 people doing?",browsing reddit and ignoring my growing number of responsibilities like I do every day +Ever watch the dude's videos? I think thorin is fine but the fool doesn't even have heat half the time.,Yeah why wouldn't you pay for heating when you're always on the move? +"Peta Credlin calls out Canberra's alpha male, locker room behaviour",Sounds like someone needs to grab her by the pussy. +It's a meltdown when you blame your poor performance on the debate moderators not being fair as you're trying to answer a question.,That's the MSM trying to suppress Trump. +"Keep the skins rare... Read before replying. So with the upcoming Halloween update coming soon I've seen so many people saying that the skins should be buyable with gold... For me this eliminates the point of having a special seasonal event with rare items. If you could buy the skins with gold, everyone would have them, as Blizzard hasn't given us many new skins that could be bought with gold most people have lots of currency saved up. So would the Mcree skin be as cool if every single game everyone has it? I don't think so. I don't think their current seasonal event system is perfect, in my opinion you should be able to get Halloween loot from duplicates/ loot boxes maybe? But I would like to see the skins remain somewhat special.",Hats +"Wait, did he call her fat *because* she had big tits? Holy shit.",It's an easy mistake to make +"CONOR MCGREGOR NEVADA ATHLETIC COMMISSION HEARING, LIVE STREAM HAPPENING NOW","It all makes sense now, this Conor got KO'ed in sparring is just to dodge his NSAC hearing....." +"Can we get a message before posting to show people the sticky? Theres so many posts of What keyboard or What switches one should buy. I feel a popup before being able to post would clean it up a lot. Just a suggestion, don't know if it can be done.",Guys I'm not sure if I should get a razer blackwidow rgb or a corsair k70 rgb. +"Am a pipe guy, pretty much all the way, and im digging whatever is going on inside your glass. Looks like jelly beans! Cool beans!","Hey, thanks!" +Paige's Mom responds to the suspension.,Her mum got a sex change? +"The dual threat of Dak being mobile seems to be allowing Zeke to have more running room. I'm betting that when Romo comes back, Zeke will have a bit tougher time running.",Romo can't run that explains why Demarco Murry was the leading rusher in 2014 +If you want a reason to love this subreddit,"Oh, he just gave you another full game" +"That's really odd, has it happened consistently?","Hmm, I haven't tested it since, but it happened maybe two out of the two times I played her the other day" +"As a Julio owner in multiple leagues, Im rejecting that offer.",Why would you reject it? +"Tall Tesla owners, are the headrests high enough for you? 6'6 guy checking in. i'd love to own an S one day, but I'm concerned that since the headrest doesn't adjust, it may not be high enough.",5'1 no problem +"Yes, so very powerful. Having never held an elected position or really any position of power. You kids are great. Trump openly brags about sexually assaulting women and your defense is but hillary didnt believe women that accused bill of rape, even after they admitted it never happened!","Yes, I'm sure being married to the most powerful person in the free world doesn't give her any power and privilege" +Still new to carving and this was an early attempt at a brain on a scale. Just feel like I need to add a disclaimer because my abilities have grown since this.,I'm glad your abilities have grown since this because this is terrible. +What a bitch,A bitch with wifi? +"I bought a 4K TV maybe 6 months ago and the amount of content for it still sucks. Google finally announced 4K support on GP and a 4K Chromecast which is nice, but the 12 Netflix titles and 14 Amazon titles are not exactly worth the upgrade right now.",Imagine if you bought a 60 fps TV instead? +"How did YOUR local body elections go? Happy? I'm fuming. I thought I did a lot to get people out to vote, yet our whole district is going to change. I know 'that's democracy ' but Jesus I'm sick of old people and pissed off at apathetic voters right now..","No, but I have never been a fan of Labour and other political parties in local bodies." +"Oh man, probably only like 8 points.",Oh you must be in one of those -0.5ppr leagues! +what.,48 +I don't get it either?,47 +What anime experience has been ruined by poor animation?? One of the reasons why I watch anime is because I really love the art style and the tricks that animation lets you do in cinematography that other mediums like live action cannot let you do. I am almost done with the original Macross and I think is a great show in regards to plot and its themes but the animation is inconsistent and short of terrible at some points and this has made me not like the show as much as other people. I wanted to ask if any of you have felt the same way about a show before. TL;DR: I love animation. I am not enjoying SDF Macross as much because of the constant drops in animation. Do you have shows like this??,"Gurren Lagann, stopped watching after episode 4." +Can you tell me which episode this is? My 13 yo just got dumped for the first time and I think this might help him a bit. He's at the age where popular media are smarter than dumb parents so any help is better than nothing.,That's smart parenting. +"My family doctor denied my request for Finesteride. What can I do? A few months ago, I went to my GP and asked if I could get a prescription for Finesteride. She looked at me as if I was crazy, listed out the side effects, and told me it would no doubt increase my risk of prostate cancer. I had already researched it and been on here, so I'm well aware of the potential side effects. I told her that, but she really insisted that it was just going to give me cancer. I'd never seen anything about Fin and prostate cancer, but at the time it was enough to scare me away. Since then, my hairline and general thinning has gotten even worse. I really want to get generic 5mg Fin, but how do I even go about getting it when my doctor won't work with me?",go to a derm +oh,Hilarious +How am I a slut/whore for NOT wanting to fuck you?,"Cuz I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet and if you say no, that must mean you just go around banging all the asshole guys, obviously." +Introspective person looking for genuine friendships!,Wow you sound fun. +haha. god. is that domain free? if not. go for it. sounds like a reads like gibberish untill you take your time to read the words.,i forgot the +Someone ruined these with ink,Some Jason Markk cleaner should help with getting that off. +Literally seconds ... 3 times a week. Someone call Trump,Wat do ppl do wit all da time they wuld save? +Fallen tree refuses to die and spouts three new trees.,this is far out man +I wish I could sell these to people that need them...,46 before pet hehe +"One day, I didn't button the top TWO buttons on my polo shirt.",Gotta love having a uniform +Don't store barcodes as numbers. Store them as strings. Yes you could store them as a BigInt in most cases but not all. I have had to generate and scan in 48 character barcodes. I learned the importance of leading zeroes dealing with this stuff for well over a decade now.,You mean data discovery and profiling is actually important? +"Why would you want to be middle class? The most overlooked class in history... It's way more profitable to be upper class or needy. That's where all the benefits come in. Being a decent hard working person who's not too greedy or vain has never paid off for anyone, ever.","Yes, because living in section 8 housing is a lot better than living in a middle class neighborhood" +Like gay guys?,I said PEOPLE. +Black Lives Matter.,"Sarcasm carries really well over the internet, especially without any written indication of such." +I think we're going to see a very different Obama starting next year when he can finally cut loose.,"After he sleeps off 8 years of bullshit, ohhhh boy." +"Besides, can't keep expecting preferential treatment forever!","Well, I was expecting a free rift with every new generation, but I guess I'll settle for paying from here on out." +They are particularly chatty...,"Surprising, coming from Microsoft" +You're a piece of shit for calling a guy with autism a retard.,"Oh no, someone called an autistic person a retard, Better get offended and be a cunt about it." +"Even Filipinos aren't exempt. Depending on the mood, we're either Global South poverty-striken victims of the developed world or Bible-thumping Duterte drones.","I know, it's like they don't realize Filipinos can be both at the same time" +Homophobic Trump Supporters Attack Anderson Cooper With Gay Slurs After Debate (slurs in article),"I'm soooo shocked, who could have seen this coming" +Really? Please explain to me how Trump has degraded me?,Internalized sexism +Investing in water? I am interested in investing in water as a commodity. Where do I look? Are there any water stocks?,$AWK is one of the bigger ones +God Damn it! There's no other phone I want to downgrade to. What the fuck to do now?,Upgrade to an iPhone 7 :) +Professional shitposters got their fee fees hurt,Insightfull +Fuck. Stealth is literally the least fun mechanic in the game to play against.,yeah unlike Vi ult... +can we have this instead of the stun bar?,"No lol, we don't want players to have to look around the screen" +"This is not that accurate, I have just searched #rome, it gets 10.933.735 and it's not in the list",Look at number 19 on the list. +"Well, this picture obviously has a liberal bias",Dude this is animation +"w/e, the main statistic is points against, which in the end, is the only stat that matters. Rams are above average there.","Yes, 14^th ... Top tier for sure" +I'm a public defender. Happens all the time. I'm gonna file a motion tomorrow for blah blah blah. Maybe I truly am working for the state?,You need to be in JAIL. +"BVB fanclub BVB-Freunde Deutschland surrenders to agitation by the right, ceases active fight against right wing Ultras",Yay racism. +Star Citizen Planet to Planet Quantum Jumping,"Wow, this game seems like a cool sequel to No Man's Sky!" +"Oh wow, sorry for my ignorance. If you don't mind me asking, where does the Canadian thanksgiving originate from?",Merica.... +Armor lock??,The absolute best c: Shame they didn't bring that ability over to Arc Titans in Destiny +How many generations of ones ancestors have to be black to consider oneself black in your opinion?,For the Nazis it was 3 Generations of Aryans... might work as a guideline to succesfully classify someone as black or non-black +So is there any explanation on how people are doing this? Fuck cunts who this (if it's on purpose).,Yes let's share how to do it because then more people will learn how to do it and that makes 343 fix things faster! +"So my boss just found my selfmade rap text I've made. Hello everyone - have to write this quick because I'm at work right now but I really wish I'm at home right now, crying. So basically I am doing an apprenticeship and I'm in the second year and we have to exchange our passwords to our logins because we might not be able to do some work if we receive an E-Mail privately. Now I just found out my boss used my login (which is completely fine) because he had to search something on my login. After we had a coffee today he just sits down in his chair and suddenly calls me [my name] G for some reason. I had no idea why he would call me that - until now. He now told me he saw my rap text I've written (I only did this for fun with my friends). It was saved on my desktop as a textfile. I wasn't sure how to react to it, I was shocked and it was pretty awkward for me. I seriously want to cry and just forget about it... oh well. For anyone interested here's the text I've written: * fuck my bitch I'm gon' leave her * 50 shots to yo head no tequila * got errthang you want call me deala * you know I'm the affoltern killa * pussy is what I eat * raf simons on my feet * rick owens is my jeans * cup filled with codeine Fuck me. Sorry for my english, it is not my native language.",These rhymes are as legit as anything I've heard on the radio +IN QUEUE: 4000 PLAYERS AHEAD OF YOU Calm down ppl! :),dead game +Metric gigabytes,Every prefix in bytes are taken from the metric system. +"McCain: I may write-in Lindsey Graham for president. Hmmm, I know someone he could get behind, AND HIS NAME IS GARRRYY JOHHHNSON!!!!",Have you guys not heard that Gary Johnson is a wasted vote though? +"tried to find it on etsy, doesn't seem to be working for me. Anyone having any luck?","If you're still having trouble, here's a [link](http://www.TheLasersEdge.etsy.com)" +I have no shortage of dinner dates at my disposal so I don't see why I should accept dates with men who won't confirm their interest in cash arrangements. Who has the time? They are telling me they want nsa sex but don't do allowances. So why are we here?,"But you don't understand, they are willing to pay for dinner and younger and really good at sex according to themselves!" +Noted Strict Gun Control Advocate Kim Kardashian Ramps Up Armed Personal Security,If we had stricter gun control maybe she wouldn't need the armed security? +Plus she's a supervillian,Literally the devil with a heart full of hate +Savage last act of President Obama What if just before President Obama passes over office to whomever wins this next election he does us a solid and makes recreational cannabis use nationally legal. Then the house and senate will have a first chance to stick it to whomever wins this election and pass this through.,Haha that's what I've been telling people for the last few weeks +The GOAT made a career out of it though.,Dirk would be a better example +Any results?,People started searching what is a macedonia on google. +Aldo,Who's that guy +With this deck my opponent won't stand a chance!,"yeah, sc want you to Play this deck :D It's Missing the two huts..." +"This is very, very far removed from the concept, aspirations, and aesthetics of this sub. Conceptually speaking, a gorgeous ride on a gorgeous bike could totally fit here (think Firefly through the Alps or something), and preferably with 4k60 video. But practically speaking, this is not that video.",You didn't enjoy that tiagra viewpoint where the bars are setup funkily? +"I doubt they're giving a release date, though a date for the beta is possible. My bet, gameplay videos. They've been hinting at that for a bit now.",A 20 minute clip would be astonishing. +"Nope, no pets allowed :(",Just tell them the mice are your pets +Nah it's fine cause those Christians only hate the fact that they are gay. They totally don't hate gay people,"Yup, all Christians are oppressive and evil" +"I went from Shooting Star 4 to All Star 5 to Superstar 5 in 2 games. I am too scared to play another game to get Champion, RIP D:",I won 2 games and went from Challenger 1 to Grand Champion! +"Voronoi bullshit undermining our credibility, or something. Rabble rabble!",Rabble! +Is Shane seriously pissed Alex targeted his side? What did you think was gonna happen? Entitled ass people.,"Well they are the only showmance, so why were they targeted?" +"Wow, Jokers must be so jealous of Danielle.",Aren't we all? +"Sleeping past the 10 AM cutoff time, laying in a bed as a have not, when is Danielle not breaking the rules? :(","Silly rabbit, obviously the rules don't apply to her!" +Devcon2 Videos - All 3 Days (Thanks Ethfans!),youku uses flash :( +I wonder wtf is going to happen after the 8th. Hes on the campaign trail saying this will be the destruction of America if Hillary wins. It takes one nutjob with a gun to do something stupid.,I for one can't wait to hear the concession speech. +Why is it good to leave showmances in the game until the last weeks?,Because everyone loved BB18. +I asked him if he wanted his spare put on. He said no..,Why would you even ask him that is good for 30k+ miles easily! +Are any of them Olympic medalists?,get outta here cejudo +Who would you call the most influential music artist of the 21st century?,Yeezus +Nederlander (59) doodgeschoten op de Filipijnen,"maakt niet uit, was toch maar een drugsverslaafde" +She should really apologize for getting so ill. Pretty rough on him.,Add the +Someone allegedly snapped a photo of a Stealth Bomber flying over PH skies,Get ready for some Uncle Sam 'murican democracy! +So anyone besides me have the feeling shaman is still Overpowered?,"No, it's just you." +Red Bull surprised by how Ferrari gave up Japan podium,"I mean, it was a bit of a shocker wasn't it" +"Yeah, but how will it look to other players?",You fade to black as well +But it also has features the iphone doesnt have...,A headphone jack? +Donald Trump tells supporters to vote on November 28,"Thats right Trump supporters, go and vote November 28!" +I was under the impression that the US had already been launching drone strikes in Yemen since like 2014,"Well, its okay if *we* do it, we're not a bunch of filthy terrorists!" +Urgh fuck off Lily.,"Yeah, fuck off people who have sympathy for refugee children languishing in abject squalor, total scum of the earth" +What happens to female pedophiles?,"Silly you, there is no such thing as female pedophiles, only women that obviously have their maternal hormone switched on" +on linux,VS community edition runs fine on Linux... just load up VirtualBox and create a windows VM! +"Could saitama destroy Boros' spaceship in one punch? If Saitama was serious, could he be able to destroy boros' spaceship in one punch? And maybe speed blitz Melzalgald?",Did you read the title of this subreddit? +My RES Tag for him will be Mr. Nice Guy. He earned it.,"He earned the right to talk to female specimens as well, but they keep rejecting him, stupid whores." +WHAT?,In +That will all end in November when we have competent leaders,Because Hillary and Donald are so much more competent than current leadership +CC PS4 Request: James Ellsworth Really keen to start a career with him if someone is able to make an accurate caw of him.,Chin slider can't scale back far enough for an accurate representation +And legendaries!,That's only a myth though... +"At this rate, I don't think Trump supporters would even believe/care.. the man said it himself that he could shoot somebody in broad daylight and he would still be supported.","Well yeah, he killed a terra-ist" +"Right, just wanted to confirm I was reading that the right way. Anybody have an idea of Florida election law: can you conduct voter registration drives and throw out registration forms of the opposing party?",I thought it was mandated +"The globalists, and the elites just want to force their leftist politicial views onto the Catholic Church.","Well yeah, why do you think they chose the current Pope for the Church....." +"You serious? Thats a lot of stuff to lose, bummer to say the least.",:/ +When a goddamn E! News host is held to a higher standard than a presidential nominee...,You obviously mean the one who committed a federal crime? +"OBEY (2013) Explores the rise of the corporate state and the future of obedience in a world filled with unfettered capitalism, worsening inequality and environmental changes.",Sounds unbiased and well made +What REALLY needs to come after BF1,Because that's what we really need: more WWII games. +Leave voter who wants to 'control our own laws' can't name single EU law,"Just because you don't know how a car works, doesn't mean you can't listen to the merits of each brand, as explained by an expert." +"A Portuguese person. He's basically trying to find an exotic way to weasel out of saying he's White, even though he's white.","And because the Portuguese were *real* pioneers in stopping the slave trade... Yeah, that's a massive" +"Wow, thirty whole minutes?","Hey now, that's only like... $2880/month for unlimited data!" +Mighty Mouse should go to Glendale. He needs to fix those holes in his game.,I bet he doesn't even know how to throw a jab properly +No,great input. +PYRO FACE REVEAL,lesbian? +Can anyone explain to me how a defense system is considered a threat?,"it gives the owner of the defense system a false hope... Let's say the owner of a missile defense system decides to take the chance of striking the enemy first, we're talking thousands of warheads targeting enemy ICBM silos, mobile launchers, submarine pens, strategic bomber bases, etc... The owner of the missile defense system does this, because he is confident, that whatever enemy nukes survive the first strike and are launched back in retaliation - will be shot down by the missile defense system." +A POGO STICK! Is he absolutely mental?!,HAX FUCKING MONEY BABY +They made the British assault white but that's about it.,Because there were tons of black soldiers in the army of the German Empire +Half way through today's ride,We're all thinking it right? +17 Friends?,CrisGurney +"Probably the funniest one yet, Kevin Hart on Hot Ones.",It bothers me that Hart talks to his buddies off camera then the host +"How Does One Even Go Competitive? First of all let's get this out of the way, I'm an extremely casual player and intend to stay that way. I'm low gold ELO and don't care too much honestly, but one of my biggest influences is my housemate. He is actually an insane player although he primarily plays solo queue which I think holds him back from the great potential he has. I can post a link to his small YouTube channel sometime if Reddit allows it and people care enough to watch. Anyways he gives me a ton of advice and pointers and we were actually wondering, how do players even go competitive in this game? As in how is a good player discovered by teams, how are private matches set up, is there a specific website for Paragon competitive? Etc. This game shows a ton of potential to be a big competitive title.",Get 4 more scrubs to play with you and ta da +The Trump campaign is operating in the post fact era.,If only cameras were still around to record things people said and did... That would be marvelous. +Always surprised how liberal this sub is. Or maybe they're just the loudest. But all these threads it's never a right conversation.,Well it isn't a SEC sub +"It begs the question Why?. Why are this guy and his party pushing for no abortions when they dont have the public support for it, and it doesnt win them public support. Are they so religious that abortion is a thorn in their side? Whats the point of pushing for a cleary harmful law that also damages their standing among voters?","Don't ask me, but would it be the first time when government is doing something against the will of voters, against everyone basically?" +Ola is one NV member I can't hate,Ola is such a goofball and a halo legend. +The Forgiven Special,Yeh he's really good and all but don't compare FORG1VENGRE with Smeb yet ... :^) +this is how it works. They wouldn't do something that could possibly injure a person,Like how you injured PM? +"I have several tenants in their late 20s/early 30's, couples with a combined income of $100-150k/year. They pay between $2,500 and $3,000/month in rent to live in large (~1,000 sq ft +) 2 and 3 bedroom apartments, newly renovated with high end amenities and furnishings. They complain that they will never be able to afford a home because rent is too high and houses cost too much, and they can't afford to save for a down payment. I pointed out that they could get a nice 2 bedroom for under $1500/month in East Van or Burnaby instead of paying double that to live on Main. Their response? But we *like* it here, all our friends and our activities are here. Meanwhile, I have friends of the same age who make half as much, who own their own apartments and townhouses in the suburbs because they saved, drove old cars, went on cheap vacations and packed lunches to work. I'm on the top end of the millenial group (32) and I think we have a lot of things worse than our parents, but as a group, we sure don't make a lot of good financial decisions to help ourselves out... Don't even get me started on student loans. I have friends who have six figures of student loan debt. The doctors and lawyers are doing okay, the ones with graduate level arts degrees? Not so much.",Such a large sample size for making generalizations... +The best part of that response is it works whether you're talking about Morrowind or FONV.,Hell I was talking about Kotor 2 +Question about canned seltzer water... ...why doesn't it come in 30 racks????,I sneak airplane bottles into football games. +"Depending on the size of the shower, I love the idea of a family bathing together. Social conventions be damned. The bond that would form from sharing that space and caring for one another would be sublime.",The baby only recently started liking baths (he hated them before) and mostly just doesn't hate showers so it isn't always a relaxing bonding experience when he is involved. +Nooooo! No reposts! OC ONLY!!!,I think this was sarcasm guys. +It's most likely the NSA,Yeah my first guess would be it's the US trying to find a way to take the internet down in the case of an emergency. +I wonder why this isn't the top of the subreddit.....,More manipulation from the leftist MSM! +Still seems like you're bombing civilians to me.,"Oh we are, but it's going to be different this time because we're doing the exact same thing we've been doing for two decades." +So this is what valve does instead of fixing the game... huh,Shame on valve for having fun! +Closest I have to anything in the game is a 12 gauge Remington pump. Wish I could have my 30-06 bolt action with scope in the game. Hate russian style scopes.,what you don't love that top down triangle thingy? +Nice. Did you get 3/4 in a single game? Which one was the hardest for you? My friend and I got the Hard Mode one in 2 games (our first 2) but it took me forever to get the Play as each character once because people lock in instantly and you cant switch,"No I got these individually, took me a lot of tries x.x" +"The last time we played the dolphins, we almost pulled off a miracle multiple-lateral 79-yard game winning play. Then Antonio Brown's toe had other ideas.",He's called tony toe tap for a reason. +A criminal history check for the following individuals applying for medicinal cannabis Fuck off and just make it legal already.,Because criminals don't deserve the same medical treatment as the rest. +Weird. Is it a common thing in your area or do you only go to parties with skaters?,Nah I just forgot my +It was a little over $1/account. The total amount of all the accounts was $2.4 million.. not billions. They were fined $180 million dollars. So 60+ times what they got on revenue. Which we are still unaware if Stumpf had any idea that fraudulent accounts were being created. But yeah our judicial system is so fucked up (insert eyeroll).,The evil bankers stole billions and should be imprisoned though! +"To be fair, almost every girl cast on big brother tends to believe in astrology.",Sounds like something a Gemini would say. +I was once walking home from school and a young traveller on a horse threatened to smash my head in with a metal pole he was holding.Then he rared his horse at me. Fuck travellers,"I was once attacked by a group of Loyalists while walking my girlfriend home, fuck Protestants." +T90 stuck in mud gets unstuck by another T90,"Yeah, My jeep *totally* could've pulled him out." +"in a tournament like this where the skill level is pretty even, 65% is insane. I think he is the favourite to reach the final from his side of the bracket. sadly, there's no prize for second place and he is not favoured in the final unless noblord makes it.",90% winrates vs a deck is insane too. +I was watching 'Bubbled' and thought of something pretty sad.,"Oh great, I can't wait for flood of actually Steven died in Bubbled and the rest of the series is him hallucinating as he starves to death theories" +"Because we only ever see him square-off against Luke or Obi-Wan when he's in the suit. Don't you wanna see the power of the dark side just let off the chain, for once?","He already has though, remember he viciously killed all those younglings" +Former Sanders Supporter Aims To Get More African-Americans To Vote Republican,Well that's certainly a realistic endeavor. +Afaik at one point he claimed it was a favor for a friend who's little brother got into trouble but was actually a good kid or something of the sort.,they're always good kids. +What is something most think is real but is really fake?,The moon landing. +"Infinite Warfare Beta codes Hello fucknards, I have 5 extra beta codes I would like to give to the hosts if they need one!",i can be a host. +"because modern devices you don't have to insert anything, there is no analog. Everything is digital on a screen that you need to worry about. In 20 years there will be videos like this of a kid trying to put batteries in something probably.",In 20 years it will be a kid trying to figure out what a headphone jack is +2001 Bluecoats Contra pileup. I just remember someones helmet rolling off towards the front sideline.,I'm sure heads rolled after that. +"Could easily see him in Cleveland. I just don't trust people from new England to replicate things with other teams. Well, more specifically qbs that is.",NE run a system for system qb system +Is irelia secret op? One of my best friends is a one trick irelia god and evrrytime i watch him plays he just destroys everyone even when he got camped and put behind early.,"Don't tell anyone otherwise Adc mains will start to complain about how unfair her burst, infinite sustain and endless mobility is." +"If you think those guys belong in jail, then you are one of few people that aren't aware how big of a problem overcrowding in jail can be.",Just send them to australia... Its not like its the first time. +Feral Flying Pigs Sighted! Famous has FFP in stock and shipping. Not sure if anyone wants but I grabbed 2 boxes and would be looking to split them up. Total was $366. Coupon Code doesnt work on LP. Add $7 for shipping on splits. Happy hunting BOTL!,I hate you all +I'm currently suing four pieces of 840 class hall armor cause its the best I can get right now with the limited time I can play.,"Well, you should put more effort into the game, you lazy piece of shit!" +You get 25 points for everything stripper clip you add lol,It's a magazine +Pants on Fire! Trump claims all polls show he won 2nd debate,But all the online polls said he won... +Daniel Hemric making sure which truck Tyler Reddick needs to push at Talladega.,I thought team orders were banned? +That dress looks a little bit above the knees.,Did you seriously make this account to make this comment? +Are you funny?,We all know women aren't funny. +No Verde No Galleon 100% farmable DB10 sub 2 minutes,"By the time you have these runes, you wouldn't even need to farm DB10" +"Solar and wind power need to be generated in places with lots of sun and wind, which definitely isn't everywhere...","Right, Germany is one of the leading nations in solar power generation because of their excessive amount of sunlight." +"Friend sent me this, is he done ascending?",Not until he has another. +"MLA yelled 'Take your pants off' in legislature, PCs say, but NDP denies accusation",Take off your pants...and jacket? +"Nothin but creepy weirdos in Oregon. Don't go there. On top of that, it's hideous. And it rains non-stop. And the food's terrible. Go to Florida. That's the state to go if you want to avoid weirdos.",You forgot your +Someones Periscoping from Trumps speech right now. It shows what the cameras dont show on tv. ITS PACKED,"Wow, it really looks like the MSM attacks have dampened the public's enthusiasm" +"Go Pro like Protective Cases for SGs7 Hello, I want to start filming some sports footage but I'm currently not in the financial position to buy a highly durable camera like the Go Pro. Is there an amazing protective case anyone can show me that could make me feel safe about using my phone as my main sports camera?",Try otterbox or spigen cases. +I hope you are naked in the shower!,Naked except for the Glock taped to my back....just in case +"The funny thing is the root cause of pretty much all addiction is wanting to feel good. People want to feel good about existence. They don't want to experience it badly. When we find reality hurts, we seek substances to escape it. So how do we make everyone enjoy existence more?",Free drugs? +420! Amirite guys?!,"No, I have 12:10 over here." +And even then we all know Serena Williams is going to kick everyone's ass.,I don't see why she gets cheered for winning all the time while Cena gets booed. +"Im pretty sure they didn't count them one by one, so yeah they are just guessing.",You forgot the +"Seriously, how is this shit being upvoted? He isn't representative of all Frenchmen and especially not representative of Frenchmen 30+ years ago. If an Iraqi dude made that comment you wouldn't be making a similar comment. Don't attack someone on the basis of their nationality for shit they had no relation to; don't use ad hominem.",hey come on I also referenced the crazy hitchhiker of this year ad hominem... what the fuck does this mean... is it french? +Never used this site before. Is it legit?,It's one of the most prominent online board game stores... +"Interesting, does he do good work?","No, I use a bad apiarist." +"Nonstop - High CPU & process does not close on exit Galaxie note 7, even whenever you end the game normally, process continues to run and uses high CPU and drains the battery. I'm impressed you actually coded nonstop to never end, even with the bulldozer battery saver activated. One hell of a bug. On several occasions I have received a warning of high battery drain and only then does it put app to sleep.","Might explode, be careful" +What can you enthusiastically talk about at length if given the opportunity?,"Punk/hardcore, metal and hip hop Urban planning The West Wing Snl and the movies it has inspired Baseball Beer of all kinds Pizza Tattoos Motorcycles High-end denim ***bonus if you can guess my age by these interests" +John and Ken should have their heads acquainted with the pavement.,"Nah, this deserves Gulag" +Kind of funny tbh.,So is grabbing girls by the pussy +they think just cuz we think fascists should be shot that we are fascists. like how just cuz i kill insects because theyre pests im an insect?? these people are fucking stupid.,'The slave who rebels and kills his/her master is as bad as the master for torturing them their whole life' +Its finished we have our answer,"Goddamn, BLIZZ DOES NOT OWN THAT DOMAIN" +"I fucking love Majok Majok, he's a 6'9 center who led the NBL in rebounds last season when he started instead of Hakim Warrick",damn he also plays AFL +That's a lot of stuff to make in 6 days.,That's why he rested on the 7th +The same Liberals passing laws saying our daughters can be forced to shower naked with boys are now upset Trump entered a dressing room?,Trump can retort by saying he identified as a woman that day. +I put civ 5 on Eras. Came up during interviews. It was awesome,What specialty...gonna put that and VI on mine +LS Said SSG RNG,well LS has no clue what he's talking about obviously he is a dumb analyst +"I teamed up with my local college to host another free event for fathers. We went over hair and nails to help encourage dads to better connect with their girls . 23 dads, stepdads and even a grandfather showed up and we all learned something new.",But doesn't just create more male privilege and empower the patriarchy? +There's 30 years between rots and ANH/RO IIRC. That doesn't fit in your timeline,18 years +Florida State Fair in Tampa last February. The whole fair was amazing. There were so many rides that I didn't even get on all the ones I wanted!,Did you enjoy the 4 ferris wheels? +"when you play on a site infernew you get stuck on that ledge, i think there should be stairs or the ground should be raised so you dont have to jump",this guy locks fps to 144 what a fucking looser amaright? +Unigine heaven for graphics Cinebench for cpu,What about for testing your RAM and hard drive to see if they are working properly? +Yooooooouuuuu goooottttt sssshhhhhhhhoooootttt iiiiinnn thhheeee nnneeeccccckkkk wwittthhhh aaa daaarrrttttt maaaaayyyyynnnnn....,Yooouu goott aa fuucckkinggg daarrtt inn youurr neeeckk +"Reading the comments, it's clear human rights go out the window as soon as we talk about people we do not like. The same when discussing torture of terror suspects.","Stop being so mean to the child rapists and terrorists, guys!" +Who is the most boring champion to play?,Pre-rework yorick +"And here you have shown us you know nothing about programming, congratulations.","I can describe the action in a line, therefore it only takes a line, right?" +That's one trippy little dog you have there.,Cocoa is the trippiest +"Scottish, black, pick one.",Yes because absolutely no black people live in Scotland +"I bought wards in Arena and kept placing them right where all of the enemies were, so that my annoying ass teammates would hear a constant DINK sound all game. It felt so bad, but so good. I regret nothing.",Flair checks out. +I thought PCMR might want to see my amazing monitor :),All that expensive Razer gear.. if you could only somehow afford a better monitor instead +Get your tinfoil hats ready,The fact that his computer is on an old version of OSX tells me he is very serious. +Dat R2 tho!,Isn't obvious i'm a r1 spammer just for liking a straight sword +Except Hillary is literally keeping her head down. What do you want them to report on? Benghazi again? Emails again? Bill's indiscretions again? That's all old news. Trump is running his mouth daily. And new scandals get dropped daily. They're reporting on current events because Donald chose not to do any self opposition research and can't shut the fuck up for ten minutes. You can't say outrageous things to a national audience and get mad when the national audience listens.,"She might have sneezed earlier today, clearly it's pneumonia." +"As a former art history major, no. Just no.","I was actually talking about the facial expression of the boy in the back, forgot to mention that..." +"Likewise. For some inexplicable reason though, I love doggo.","Ooh, I like pupper but can't STAND doggo." +Along with the Toronto Maple Leafs winning a cup?,"What is that, a cricket team or something?" +This short film was made by PIXAR animators in their spare time and it will blow your mind,Cuz that's what Pixar animators have a lot of....spare time. +Here's how to turn any ordinary meal into a ball of baked dough.,who doesn't want beef stroganoff pull apart bread? +Commonly asked / Easily Googled questions are no longer allowed. The question you are asking has been addressed several times in the past **and/or** can be solved with a quick google search. Please search the subreddit and google before posting in future. Your post has been removed.,Thanks for the help +Man comes forward to claim Trump accuser is lying,"Yeah, this guy sounds totally credible" +"He's an unbound id, free of the shackles of any ethics or mores. As Riev says, he's the beast that dwells within us all, what happens when man discards the trappings of civilized behavior. Fire Emblem is ultimately a game about war (even when it forgets it is COUGHFATESCOUGH), and Valter is a living, breathing war crime. Valter is Roger, the *Lord of the Flies*. We may dub him lolevil, but there's something frighteningly, compellingly real in his base depravity.",Nicely put! +I'm obviously a scrub.,*scraggy +"Yup. That's San Francisco. I do not understand the people who are willing to pay $1,000,000 for a 50 year old house with 2 bedrooms. I hate that city, and I live right next door to it.",But....but.....but the vegan brunch choices are so good! +Exactly. Never just Force-grab someone by the mind-pussy.,Unless you're a mind-famous mind-billionaire +"It's not his business to tell you, IMO. If Gus and Keth want you to know what they're relationship is like, they'll be the ones to tell us.",k +People will always find a story to fit their convoluted narrative of what they want the world to be. It's the same kind of level of crazy that people think jet fuel can't melt steel beams or that Ohio State is run by a secret society of evil mole people living thousands of leagues under ground.,Yeah but can jet fuel mixed with the mind control agent contrails are made of melt steel beams? +Emails reveal Clinton team's early plan for handling Bill sex scandals,"Oooh, the SCANDAL!" +The Gate,Reminds me to the water temple in Ocarina of Time. +"I know a girl who thought she was pregnant with Obama's baby but she's got issues. One, that she wasn't even pregnant at the time or ever.",GET THIS TO THE TOP BOYS +"Unfortunately, the vast majority of people have no idea what the Correct The Record even is.",They should just google it +what monk skill is this,"I've never seen it before, must be one-ilm punch" +"honestly i think that story was only posted once, but every time Ferrigno's name comes up someone retells it. I also remember reading from some people that he was cool/ normal.","Nice try, Lou Ferrigno" +I have a The_Donald-powered Twitter account. It's been doing quite well for itself.. 1.56Million impressions 28 days! Centipedes.. keep pushing out the truth!,All paid Polynesian accounts. +"Mark my word, EDG will win today.","Yep, as we've seen in C9 vs SSG, this scenario is likely to happen." +"he didn't rape anyone. the girl woke up and he wasn't there, she felt used and told the police she couldn't remember what happened- even she didn't accuse him of rape. and he was proven not guilty because she was found out to be lying about certain things",You the age old saying guilty until proven innocent +Report: Pittsburgh Police Use Of Force Higher During Black Arrests,wow im shocked +Very compact custom speakers,Did you just disassemble some Beats headphones? +Why would I if I don't enjoy the song? I'd just turn it off and listen to something else,sorry i forgot the +Is breathing halal,I'm not a scholar so I can't say +Time to clean up a certain Mod,Wonder why your post was removed? +Glenn Beck: Michelle Obama gave 'most effective political speech' since Reagan,When glenn beck is the voice of reason for the GOP...... what a time to be alive. +"r/hentai has over 120,000 subs and r/manga has over 90,000 subs. We have over 10,000 subs. How does this make you feel?",People know what's important... +why the hell would a thermal rifle be able to see through wooden barricades...?,This guy wants to give Glaz a pre alpha Pulse heartbeat sensor built into his scope yet thinks increasing his damage drop off is too OP Kappa +I dont let men go down on me lol,Did you just assume my gender? +Food stamps = a free ride to these people. Fuck the dontards who think this way,"Yeah, because people want to be poor and dependent on others" +guys does anyone else know that Toronto has good young players? I've bitched about this so much but this NBC commentary is way more biased for Toronto than Jack ever is for Boston.,Jack's not biased for Boston +Jimmy Dore and the rest of TYT are gonna go crazy.,Yeah but if you don't think we can literally eradicate fossil fuels in one day then you're a corporate fascist. +"Trump isn't forcing anyone to vote for him, no matter how shitty he is, the men are voting willingly",Because it's only men voting for Trump. +When did you figure out you didnt belong or chose the wrong friends/group?,When I found out they were all in the KKK... +Just moved to San Francisco and attended my first Fleet Week event,Too new to believe it's cultural imperialism apparently +Just bought my brand new 270X,"I have a 270X and those are my initials, i'll see you in court." +"Live Discussion (October 15th, 2016) (Emily Blunt/ Bruno Mars) Welcome to the SNL live discussion thread! This week's host is Emily Blunt, and the musical guest is Bruno Mars. A quick recommendation to mention the sketch you're referring to in your comment. It's not a hard and fast rule, but it does make the thread more readable after the show finishes. Since this thread is likely to fill up quickly, consider sorting the comments by new (instead of best or top) to see the newest posts. Enjoy the show!",BEST CASE SCENARIO...*YOU'RE MOLESTED* +Is my Japanese trash or is 60% of this post messed up.,You are correct as far as I can tell. +"Honestly, the Inferno Tower doesn't need a nerf at all. If anything, the Cannon and Tesla need a small buff.",What are you talking about the cannon needs a nerf. +why didn't this cop come forward to say this earlier? Obviously he is part of the media conspiracy. And obviously he is looking for attention and is Hillary supporter and just jealous of Mr. Trump and his sexiness.,Clearly a cuck who is paid by the global conspiracy... +Is this the new meme when you pretend to be baited to bait people into think you were baited?,Stop stealing old 4chan memes +I fucking love baseball,To each their own +Stay classy San Diego.,"Yes, because this person most definitely represents everyone in San Diego." +Why is Belgium a country lol.,"Yeah, we can fix that, can't we Flanders?" +"well shit. gender dosent really come into who im attracted to, what do i do?","obviously, you're not allowed to have friends or you'll inevitable fall for them" +"Wuhu island Hi everyone from the NX reddit community, I as I wait for the nx and its reveal, I decided to revisit my favourite childhood games and have a bunch of nostalgic fun. One of the games I played was Wii sports resort. It made me remember how fun the island of Wuhu was, and how much there was to do. I would love to see a return of Wuhu island, but in what form? A new Wii sports game? A new ip which features Wuhu island. The best idea I could think of was that animal crossing nx could take place there. I cannot imagine how good the island would look in hd with my favourite animal crossing characters on it. Along with fishing and bug catching, maybe you can enjoy cycling and canoeing too. What are your thoughts? Would you like to see Wuhu island return? In what Form? Tell me below in the comments!",Wuhu Island but as a UI for the NX. +I feel like everyone is missing the sarcasm here.,Sarcasm doesn't exist unless you use +That's quite a harsh reaction :P,"Sorry, I had to :'(" +"Yes, calcium carbonate.",Tums though? +"One of the great traditions of America is the peaceful transfer of power. And elections ... always get pretty rough, the Indiana governor added. But as Donald Trump said in that first debate, I'll say to you again today: We're going to accept the will of the American people. only thing is trump will charge that the American people were conned by the World Elitist Conspiracy out to get him and of course voter fraud.",Don't forget the horrifying leftist media. +In southern California we get Santa Ana winds that can blow a cart wedged on a parking block across the lot. So yes it's very easily possible that you've fucked someone's car up.,But then it's the wind's fault +Rockstar literally just posted this to social media!,Clock +I cum in my daughter's omelette every morning.,Is omelette a euphemism for vagina? +Am I having a stroke,Have you ever just felt like you were going to have a stroke and when you did it will be really bad? +Obama decries 'wild west' media landscape We are going to have to rebuild within this wild-wild-west-of-information flow some sort of curating function that people agree to,But then we can't get our clickbait buzzfeed videos anymore :( +"Do not play Curf3w25 teamname:KSUalum This guy went up 2 nothing In the first. I was like wow OK, he's a good player. Then after 5 minutes he ragged the puck for the next 55 minutes. Absolutely the worst most aggravating thing in this game. Please avoid this player. Absolute coward.hes in D2 ... somehow in the top 200 broken leader board.",But...maybe one of his relatives died? +Why do people want someone this thin skinned to lead them?,This isn't his skin being thin this is him showing he has power! +CNN Says Wikileaks Emails Are Illegal Unless Filtered By Them.,I haven't seen this posted yet. +"Where is the graffiti, CSGO?",it's right there! +Nice way to celebrate today's game!,"Actually I got it yesterday before the Tribe Game, but the loss was more painful today" +Inquisition is awesome.,Love me some single player only MMO +"Competitive should reward more xp and groups less You get 20% xp bonus for playing with 1 friend. A lot of people abuse this and the general chat is often spammed with people who want to group just for xp. Also comp rewarding less xp than casual seems stupid. Please change it ----------------------------------- Groups should reward 3% bonus xp per player (not counting yourself). A full team of 6 people will give 15% bonus. This will take care of people abusing since 3% isn't much and 20% is too much Then competitive should have a passive 25% xp bonus (value can change). This will encourage more people to comp. Maybe even add a first competitive game of the day bonus like first win And last, brawls should reward same amount of xp as quick play","This just in, grouping up with randoms for xp is bad; this needs a nerf" +"The thing is... He was born beyond the wall and raised by the night watch IIRC. He served in the shadow tower for a long time too, he was a friend of Qhorin. It would take a huge conspiracy theory to make this theory possible. Also their physical description don't match. There is so many parallel though, and that cloak.",Unless Rhaegar stepped into the role of Mance with a glamour and Ser Arthur Dayne did the same with the halfhand +The mei is satan lul funni xDDD thing still exists?,"She is you fuck, that shit is cancerous." +"For the 45th-straight regular season game, Matt Ryan has thrown for 200-plus yards. That's tied for the longest streak of all-time.",But is he elite? +This makes a lot more sense now. At least it's not because they hate you specifically.,Just get a sex change; they will instantly accept you and everyone will be happy +A friend of mine is a health inspector and told me never to eat at Lockharts because they have gotten so many violations over the years. I also think their BBQ isn't good.,Found the Slows shill +Weird Revelations completion noise/ding So I was getting kills with my upgraded lil arnies during a corruption round at round 49 and i got a loud ding right before my arnie disappeared... Anyone know what it could be?,It's that arnie mask that queen posted about... +"Let's be honest, Hillary as well as I and all of her supporters know that this attack was a good thing. It shows the strength her followers have and the determination they have to do whatever is necessary to win. This is a great day for the left. We proved were stronger together. Hillary 2016!",You forgot the +Lol. +1 made me chuckle,But LoL is infinitely replay-able +NOPE NOPE NOPE,screw it YEP YEP YEP NO GUTS NO GLORY +My ex-boyfriend sends me shit like that all the time. I'm married too...,Am I the only one who thinks its super fishy when someone is in a relationship and they chat their ex on kik? +"When I left my authenticator in Japan with the friend I was visiting, I had to scan in government ID to get it removed to get in until I got it back. Did that change?","Since having to show ID in the US is considered racist now, they might have." +Omg another ignorant redditor. Where do you come up with this stuff? metacanada? No rational seasoned legal expert would say there needs to be constitutional change to amend the Canada health act. The fact that some moron keeps trying to say otherwise is a fallacious attempt to stifle public funding of health care and continue the shift to privatization with a dialogue premised on a flat out lie.,What a reasonable and measured response to somebody simply supposedly being incorrect. +The technology to physically shape muscles instantly has already been created but won't be sold to the public,Source pls +Laser pointers. Every color of laser pointer imaginable.,dear GOTT...not our lazersss +roast me nerds,You look like a cartoon. +"TIL Men have weaker immune systems, higher cholesterol, more heart problems, greater susceptibility to diabetes, higher rates of cancer and lower chances of surviving it. Men make up over 2/3 of murder victims, 3/4 of traffic accident fatalities and are 3 times more likely to commit suicide",Feminist need to step their game up. +Never understood why her career suffered so much when other celebrities have done much worse shit and bounced back from it.,The clip from Family Guy comes to mind where she is supposed to do an accent but just says most good as whitebread as possible - I'd post it but the potato quality will just upset everyone +New technical dragon Ninegaruda,NA finally gets Baggi +they still can't understand why anyone would ever need a laptop and it's weird like have you ever gone to school?,"Yes, back in my day we had paper" +Billy Norrby Anarchist/Protest art,I feel like this could be used for a expectation reality type of meme. +"What if you'd rather have 2 grenades, 2 melees, and third eye. The only way to do that is to use Knucklehead. It serves a purpose",What if you want improved blink and 2 grenades and 2 melees? +thats the point,We don't call it racism we call it nationalism +"This is a great post. Thanks for taking the time to write it. Communicating in a respectful way isn't just important here on reddit, it is also important when interacting with friends, trying to get a job, or having a relationship.",This is a great post in your opinion* +"I had a better one: Arena run - going for 12th win. Priest played deathwing, removing my board and I had no more cards in hand. Starting taunting me with emotes. I top decked Deathwing and killed his Deathwing in return.",But that's about 50% of the games at 11 wins +THE TWO-FACED MAN!,Why does the two-faced man look and sound exactly like PsychoDad or Jeff Ridgeway Sr? +"Congrats to Simp, TeddyRecks, Maniak, and TurnUp2EZ on Winning the #PHiZZURP10K!",Simp and mike could have won with 2 recruit bots +People shut down those who are abducted by aliens but listen intently to people who say that they are oppressed,"Little do you sheeple know, we're actually being opressed by aliens." +It annoys me that women can only kick arse if their navels are uncovered.,Yeah all those cosplayers are totally pissed off... +LoL,Fuck off you Dota players and go suck a cock. +Who's the most powerful Flash villain? Hint: He has a yellow costume.,Captain Atom? +Almost ran over a black person earlier,Racist +Filtrer par les DNS. On va pas se plaindre.,"On est pas en Chine, non plus..." +Julian Assange's internet link has been intentionally severed by a state party,I'm sure that Assange hasn't planned for anything like this. +Miller time only occurred maybe 4 times last year. Don't kid yourself.,Shh... that was all because of Miami coaching. +"It's a cartoon for kids. I mean, my cabbages!? Only 8-10 year olds will laugh at that.","Yeah, I mean adults really only appreciate sex and ultraviolence." +Russia Today bank accounts 'frozen in UK' - BBC News,Well since UK is no longer in EU there's not much reason to maintain the freedom of speech I guess. +Force touch the left edge of the screen to switch between apps,"I've discovered that doing this and swiping all the way across the screen to the right opens the last-opened app, while stopping your swipe in the middle of the screen leaves you in the switcher mode" +"And I'm sure you, internet stranger, know more about the situation than Wikileaks does.","I mean, with all the evidence that wikileaks has released to prove their claim, how could we ever be skeptic about them?" +"hopefully the devs and publisher see this and know that this game needs to be what it set out to be, or else its gona end up like space marine multiplayer.",Nope nobody has let the devs know this whatsoever +Then get the hell of this sub and go play COD.,Edited it for the +And we got a coach fired.,Seriously thanks for getting him fired +"Why do you keep coming back to TF2? It's going to be ten years since this game came out. Why do you keep playing or coming back? Whats so good about this game? I don't remember any game I have played longer than TF2 barring only CS. For me, I think it's just the Half-Life vibes that are running throughout the veins of this game. Half-Life was my most favourite game ever and I just love it's children - TF2 (and CS). So what makes you keep playing?",Because I can't afford Overwatch. +Worth anything or Key Chain?,You could probably make a good buck sending it over to TechRax. +Xbox One Beta Pre-Load I preordered Infinite Warfare Legacy Edition on my Xbox One on the Xbox store and the beta hasn't popped up on the Ready to Install list to preload so what do I do to preload it?,Thursday probably! +"And no need to shit on my preferences... besides the Ranger is being buffed, it is currently a viable weapon and will be even more-so next patch.",The Candy Cannon is a viable weapon too. +"Most of the west has quit selling them anything which is exacerbating the problem. Also, what they say the Bolivar is worth and what the west says it's worth are 2 different things and significantly different. For example, using black market value, my pizza was about 5 bucks. Using official exchange by using a corporate CC it was almost $50.","Boy, it's almost like price caps will industry..." +And hereeee comes the silence,Nah - here comes wacky conspiracy theories where a given email WAS A SECRET CODED MESSAGE FOR THE ILLUMINATI +"GorillA: People always say, 'Oh, this year, LCK is not going to show up because these players left and so many good players are gone to other regions,' and stuff like that, but it makes me so proud to see LCK still really doing great.",some1 forgot the +Dodgers' catcher says the Cubs are stealing signs: 'We know what they're doing',Explains how the Cubs scored all those runs last night. +Also in the American prison system.,"But those are men, so does it really matter?" +Source on Krepo living to criticise H2K?,Must be that one tweet where Krepo said Forgiven can be hypocrital sometimes. +Trump campaign left out of Alaska voter guide,Great ground game +Interesting scenario you bring up since those teams did in fact play last global championship and PBA came out on top.,seems he needed an +"United XI: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Smalling, Blind Fellaini, Pogba, Rashford, Herrera, Young, Ibrahimovic",Can't wait to see Mane go ham against Blind. +"Oh God, I've got JStew and Zeke on Bye. If Martin doesn't play my only Rb is going to be Howard.",You poor baby +I wonder if those two events are linked somehow.,Nope +"If u are at ~385ish, first thing u should do is archon forge when the patch is up. Ghosts, artifacts and classitems for free before u open faction packages or do the nf and open your exos. At least me is not leaving the forge without having these items at around 390",Can't wait for the LFG posts asking for 395+ light in the fist 2 days after heroic drop +This happens whenever I try to boot up. What can I do?,Where are the game codes? +Also switched to iPhone 7+ after being with Android for years. The Battery standby time is simply Amazing. No Android device can match Apple's stand by time.,Oh yes the most important feature of all. +"You know it's not *actually* this game, right?",Shillary supporter detected. +I counted less than 24 per second,"That sounds true, cause 24fps is the limit of human eye." +Kitty vs Snek,I wonder who uploaded the video +yeah everyone knows it was a penalty....,B-b-but Julio Jones hands to the face! +I'm dropping a deuce right now. Not sure how to get .2 out though...,Lafd so hrad. +Thats racist!,Political correctness can only ever be a good thing and racism is not a good thing. +I play only one Hero and I'm on equal footing with Grandmasters.,Probably nova.... +With all the Red Dead hype around here...,"I love reading all the pro-preorder post comments, they are awesome." +Bid to ban Cleveland Indians name and logo in Ontario denied,Damn it feels nice to be a white guy! +"I FOUND PROOF THAT THE HILLARY CAMPAIGN HAD THE PROTESTER FROM THE O'KEEFE VIDEO DIRECTLY ON THEIR PAYROLL. I CROSS REFERENCED HER CAMPAIGN EXPENSES AND ZULEMA RODRIGUEZ SHOWED UP. GOING RATE FOR A RIOTER: $1,610.24 and a free phone. TO THE TOP^^^^",Shillary did say she was going to create jobs +Leo DiCaprio's production team to produce Captain Planet,"Good thing we know this since Leo's helming it, it won't get too preachy about environmentalism." +"I graduated high school in 2010 and jesus christ, i wouldve been a wreck if the technology available now was available then. I vividly remember when Apple was releasing the iPhone, I turned to my buddy and said lol fucking apple...who do they think they are",Back in the good old days of 2010 before everyone could take videos and upload it directly to social media sites. +Naughty dog for me,Nintendo! +What he's saying is everyone will pounce on him if he dares say anything against Hillary.,And if there's one thing Bernie has always cared about it's being popular among the political elite +"According to the tweet it was cut off after the goldman Sachs speeches were released, that was on Saturday. He was cut off today. It's Monday.",Those banking speeches must've really pissed off Ecuador given how much of Goldman Sachs they control. +What about when Hillary did it?,Hillary BAD! +I was just joking that a person knowingly drinking cyanide may not be by most standards ok,Suuuuuuure... just like Trebek was joking. +With all the Red Dead hype around here...,"Remember, Game companies only want to fuck you over for more money." +WE DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT PAUL RYAN IS TRADING!!,Another Clinton Shill just trying to make Trump supporters look dumb! +Smarts? Are you for real?,B..b..but he went to Harvard +"Yeah scoring the game tying touchdown warrants no celebration. Lest you forget, football is just entertainment.","Damn right, no celebration for the mandingos!" +Clearly photoshopped. Poorly I might add. you can see cutouts as well as distortions in the namebox and awakenings where you cut and pasted graphics.,"Thanks, I think I might have bought this one if it wasn't for your comment." +"When moving, be low, you must",Man I wish I had some pictures from that event too +"Should the NBA either require a certain amount of money per player or just stop players from joining certain teams to stop this trend of superteams? When kobe won, superteams were not that obvious. Then, lebron wade and bosh made that superteam in miami and the league has not been the same since. Golden State was legit, their bench was super, but it wasnt putting a whole bunch of big name superstars compared to cleveland. Now, the Warriors got Durant WTF? Should the league stop certain trades from happening somehow?",Maybe we should piss on Oscar Robertson's legacy and get rid of free agency then. +South Park usually reports the news in a more unbiased and accurate way than most news stations,"My top news sources: Euronews, BBC world, South Park, CNN International" +It's been trending for a while now though? Maybe it's because I live in the UK that I see it,Remember this post is three hours old; may have finally gotten the trending status since then. +Kingdom of the Netherlands 1816,Make Benelux Great Again! +"Hopefully if enough people read this, they will understand better. Its not terribly intuitive that scorch cannons in the prison of elders work differently.",But the other two are not scorch cannons so they can't possibly operate under the same mechanics +"Did anyone else get a forced update recently, despite having disabled the automatic updates? Win7 here. The best part: it put my installation into the update loop trying to revert the changes. -.- Fixed it now, but wanted to know if anyone else had this. Happened a few daysago. Thanks!",When was the last time you genuinely looked for updates? +"But, but, it's true love! You know you cant rape in vanilla so it must be true love!",How dare you imply that love can be between anyone but brother and sister +"Mommies are TOO BUSY to capitalize, you philistine!","How dare you, this is a safe place" +The Sprite World portal now says Sprite World instead of Glowing Portal,THIS IS **LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE** HOW WILL I REMEMBER THIS WHEN USING MY NOTIFIER? +Yeah the champ should blow a bubble with the logo of whichever teams SKT beats in the finals that eventually ends up popping and he goes back to chewing again.,So ROX? +"Why did Ennard have purple eyes in the fake ending? I'm not sold on the we play as Purple Guy theory, but it's the only reason I can think of for Ennard having purple eyes after he enters our body. He didn't have them before, so if all he did was enter our body then they shouldn't have changed colour. Plus, the eyes are purple with a black iris and white pupil. In all the minigames Purple Guy has black irises and white pupils. The only way I can think of to justify the colour switch is as an artistic choice to show us that we have become the Purple Guy.",We play as William. +this Ronaldo free kick summarizes my experience with FIFA 17 perfectly,And people still think Messi should win the Ballon D'or +2.4.1 Warchief Taunt vs Shaper - Its fiiiiine,"Stay classy reddit, please make more whine posts" +.3%? Why don't we just line up to kick them on the way out...,That would actually cost more... kickers don't come cheap. +"How can you listen to cowherd at all? He's one of the worst blowhards. One of my co-workers used to listen to him and every week cowherd would tell us that athletes aren't like us. They go to parties to meet people and have sex. He'd tell us that like we're all a bunch of idiot shut ins and he'd say it every week. I remember him also playing recorded interviews line by line while criticizing every line for the most ridiculous, imagined shit. He's insufferable.","I had edited my original post, as I meant Cowher - former steelers coach." +He was also arrested.,I'm sure that had a massive impact on his reputation.. +"(some) Bonds are ESTPs, so is Sterling Archer, thus ESTPs make the best spies.",Archer is clearly an amazing spy. +"They didn't port GTA V, they built the pc version from the ground up.","Here, you forgot this:" +Jimmy Smoe has friends in this town,Specifically all the girls who friendzoned him. +The EU's failed negotiations with India show why post-Brexit trade deals will be nearly impossible,bbb....but muh trade deals promised without foreigners +it? lol,Using male or female pronouns might trigger people +Red Dead Redemption 2 NOT Coming to PC,They saw all the terrible things you people did to GTAV and didn't want the same thing to happen again +"TIL that the 'perfect body' for men went from chubby, to skinny to muscular over the last 150 years.",This is why I need feminism +But then whats the point of getting a Scor - oh yeah there isn't one.,4k/60fps +Wikileaks seems to reveal top Clinton advisers' frustration with Clintons,"Wow, bombshell." +"Pretty sure Iceland would have won the Obese competition, were we to be listed.","That's different, up north you need the body of a seal to endure the weather." +"They'll do it but they won't remove the Lightning connector until wireless charging is as fast as turbo charging and just as reliable, and until every single person thinks corded headphones are old and dumb. There's still too much use for the Lightning port. I could see them introducing wireless charging and AMOLED next year but they'll keep Lightning for a while.",He dropped the +"Dear Experienced Bronze Players: Why are you bronze? I'd really like to know some of the reasons people think they are a certain elo. So tell me guys, what is the reason you are currently bronze elo?",My team is holding me back +12gb is huge for a bugfix.,Fixing the fact you play on a console +"Reminds me. I asked my employer if there were any transit related incentives offered by our company, office complex, or area, and he simply stated: 'No, we aren't that progressive'. I work in the Perimeter area. You'd think they would be equally aggressive in reducing traffic via transit incentives, but nope. Nothing.",Once you start encouraging people to use public transit then all of a sudden people want funding for public transit and we can't have that. +"Looks like Hearn is right, Klitschko only cares about the WBA belt.",did anyone really doubt the word of Eddie? +"No thanks. NFC North, South, or West opponent please and thank you.",The Bills always beat the Redskins in the Superbowl though! +It's crazy to think that to loose weight you don't need to exercise. So many people think well I don't have time to work out so until I can afford or have the time to work out it doesn't pay for me to make diet changes. NOOOO you don't even need to work out to lose weight! Just start today!!,I've even read about people saying *Eating less takes too much time* ...wat +Evidence of Pay for play?,Government corruption of the highest levels +They go home lol. It's not like they have to stay at the facilities for the whole day before the game.,Thats quite the trip if it's an away game. +The OP just had to get an anti-woman line in there. It is askgaybros after all!,Don't let something as silly as biology get in the way! +"White women at least, not our most shining moment. First Nations, Metis, and Aboriginal women weren't until much later. Memory is a bit fuzzy, but I believe other WOC also came later at various times.","1960s or thereabouts, I believe?" +Well that's FUCKING RETARDED but I respect your opinion,Oh sorry I meant +"To add to that, they are basically the political party of Utah. They get involved in government like crazy. Controlling alcohol laws, opposing medicinal marijuana etc etc. It's insanity!",I thought there was separation of church and state? +My initial thoughts: Zed/Talon/Rengar likely to be extremely broken. Akali will probably be very strong. In general AD champions will probably be super strong this season because those new AD items are incredible. An active spell shield and free vision denial god damn.,"Calling freshly reworked champions broken, now thats what havent seen in reddit for a while" +Don't hire pussies in your police department.,Yeah cops should just wait until one of them gets a bullet in the brain before reacting +Innova,Zephyr +I think it's balanced. We shouldn't be nerfing cards just because they're used a lot. Provide a solid argument and maybe my opinion of it will change.,"Yeah as balanced as pre nerfs EC, Giant, Freeze, Poison, X-bow." +"Wouldn't it be cool ideas. What far fetched ideas and wishes have you had about the NX? Mine is it having backwards compatibility with 3ds games. It would be a good tradeoff imo to lose 3d to have a higher resolution. The first games I'd probably play would be Ocarina of Time and Majoras Mask 3D. And before anybody else says it, wouldn't it be cool of the NX were revealed this week?",The NX is also a toaster. +Fair Isle Gradient Socks,Preeeeetty. +"True. The correct term, according to Oxford's, is Slaughter. She slaughtered someone's pet.","That sure takes some of the edge off what she did, doesn't it?" +"Sombra Release Theory Sombra is the 23rd hero Patch is v1.4.0.2.323 HTML in the momentincrime site has v1.4.0.2.324 in it, possibly referring to the next patch note. Could this be hinting to Sombra releasing on the 23rd hour of the day? Blizzard time?",She's the 23rd hero. +that line implies that her mother isn't there/dead. kinda stupid having him say that line when she's standing right next to him.,"Nah, it just means Ana was proud of her, now she's not." +To be fair this is still a heavily contested subject in the science community.,you dropped this: +I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil.,Do you vape now brah? +What Karan Johar's Statement Says About The India We Live In Today.,My name is Karan and I am not an anti-national. +"Considering how many people don't vote and how districts work and everything, I'm feeling like Hillary could pull off a Reagan-sized victory if a few more blows are dealt to Donald in the next two weeks.","Yeah, but there's no way that could happen, right?" +"Shills, why is this happening of she isn't scared?",relax... it's just a donation to the children of Qatar! +"Trumps side is talking about election rigging and deep seeded corruption, you guys are talking about this. Seriously, take a look in the mirror.",Yeah how dare we not want a rapist president! +If there is tournaments for both Infinite Warfare and COD remastered should the COD team now compete in both? or would it be better to pick up or start another team for the remastered game so they could each focus on one game?,Why pick up another team when we have OMOO +"Supercell balance changes ? More like card removal update. Poison had a unique role of slowing down enemies within the radius to compensate its damage being DoT. Now its fireball-similar damage is DoT with no other benefits. DoT damage should have either higher total damage, or other benefits (such as slow or stun). The slightly larger radius is not so strong when compared to arrow. Expect to see 0 poison usage in SMC top decks with fireball/lightning/rocket/graveyard as replacements. EC's 6 elixir cost would have been fine if hp is also balanced. Now this card will most likely face the same fate. Experience shows Supercell overdoes nerfs as evident in : mortar, x-bow, RG, and GS",They are quick to fix bugs though like miner speed and inferno drag bugs +Still waiting for it in Canada :( Tried it with a US account and I definitely agree.,"There's no news in Canada, so no need for an app." +Do I have an unlimited trail time?,"Woah, this particular trail is beautiful!" +You mean Quebec will hire him? ;-),I think you should relocate that joke +"Not far off. From what i remember, he had been brushing his teeth so he was in the bathroom",Chavo was on Jericho's podcast and talks about finding Eddie in the hotel bathroom. +This society is dead! It's an ex-society!,Europeans have no culture. +It doesn't look good for Kirkpatrick. I think McCain is safe.,Cant vote out a war hero. +what happened there?,"A train did a sick burnout for 2 hours, can't you read?" +Smithzz has been playing poor for a while now. I don't blame most people. But some posts are over the top.,"Yeah and telling people who criticize you to eat their own shit is not over the top, like at all." +seriously ?? O.o,"Noooo, ofc I know where she is, i am just trolling coz whole server didnt know it" +All the manic ones would make no sense,It would be absolutely glorious. +#MakeIndyGreatAgain #BuildTheWall,Dear God please make this a reality and hire Jim Harbaugh as head coach. +Travel buddies since 1990,When kid is bitch but all want do is travel. +"New Porc City In the most recent campaign, Justin played a Porc Sherif from New Porc City. One of the more notable characteristics of Jax Blartowitz was that he was more refined, and less dopey than we are used to from porcs. He wore real clothing, spoke clearly and coherently, and had numerous moments of logical thought and problem solving. So what I've been thinking is that New Porc City is a city that is run by another, more intelligent race such as Elves or Gnomes. The purpose of this city? To adapt and urbanize the Porcs to how the other races live. It teaches them skills and trades that they can apply to jobs in other city/towns (such as being a Sherif) and teaches them how to socialize with others the way other races do (Jax referred to his girlfriend/wife numerous time throughout the campaign). I'd be very interested in seeing a New Porc City campaign in an upcoming season, whether Rob applies this concept to it or not is up to him, but that's my current theory on what it may be.",A wizard did it. +His teammates said he needed more time off. Obviously a fight like the one supposedly offered with GSP is going to change his mind.,But I thought GSP was now a relative unknown to all but the crustiest of MMA fans and the UFC was going have to spend millions to make this fight a moderate success... +"Generally a bad idea, they take risks because they have stylists on set of movies like skyfall. They also have vast amounts of wealth, celebrities that are well dressed tend to be more fit and more attractive than the average person. Basically if you want to copy a Ryan gosling fit don't you don't look like him. You're probably closer to Jonah hill if you see a fit he looks good in maybe copy that",How dare you assume their fitness level +"How is it the media can ignore Trump's claims the election may be rigged after the DNC was found to favor Hillary, and with it's close margins, likely decided the primary for her?","Yeah, the DNC has totally been favoring HRC in the general as well, so it's clearly rigged for her" +Do I really need to be telling people to mute their mic while eating?,I just love when they're screaming at their mom not to come in their room without knocking. +"I considered it, but wasn't worth the effort.",RGB is *always* worth the effort +Is contagious face cancer a new nickname for Donald Trump?,hmm... explains his orange glow and that hair i guess +"The image uses the word pics, indicating that there is more than one instance of it happening. Her knowing the person doesn't improve the situation.","What, you've never taken multiple shots of your dick to get the best angle and lighting?" +"switch sides Smh nigga how much of a fuckboy do you have to be in order to have a side in the first place? Both companies put out dope shit, stop acting like you have to stick with one brand like you getting paid by them or something",I go where Kanye goes. +"The first Pixel unboxer does a longer video, and she mentions the headphones!",Google clearly realized the error of their ways and overnighted her a set. +byali smartphone connected to PC,"Come on guys, he was probably charging his phone since he forgot his adapter." +Ike perlmutter getting ready to make that baby groot money at Christmas,And there probably still won't be any Gamora or Nebula toys because girl toys don't sell. +Colder electronics perform better. He's going to get higher FPS for more 360 noscopes.,But the human eye can't see higher than 30 fps so it doesn't matter +"Met a guy today with a horrible attitude. Usually people in the community are relatively nice, or will at least give a GG. He played dhalsim and I had no idea how to handle him as Ryu.",Maybe stop being a garbage bitch and then he wouldn't have to message you like this. +Bernie Sanders:The administration should kill the Time Warner-AT&T merger. This deal would mean higher prices and fewer choices for the American people. So he agrees with Trump.. I knew he's a closet Trump supporter! :),Every politician is a closetpede they are just afraid of suicide by shotgun barbell +"With Hillary out of the picture for the next 4 years, Bernie will have no one to stop him against Trump in 2020 (except Trump). Now THAT'S a race I'd be proud to see.",I for one really want an 80 year old US president +TV Reporter accidentally ruins martial arts master demo,Wow so real! +"Which player has impressed you the most during round 1 of the European Cup? Who should we be looking at during next round, or more?",Paul Marshall +"just lifting mouse, nothing suspicious","Here, you dropped this:" +"just look at tsm, they're so bad even with all that practice",yeah they are terrible! +"This guy only analysed on a macro scale. As in the Universe, the economy. What we need is worker co-ops.",What we need is a $15 minimum wage and everything else to stay the same +Reinvented Book Titles,Jeffery Archer - Cometh The Hour With A Chainsaw +"Soccer is a stupid ass sport. If you run faster than someone else, you're offsides. WTF","Yeah, that's why Aubamayang is such a bad player, always offside." +"He probably gave the actors ZERO context. Just said, hey, you guys want to beat the shit out of a Trump car for a youtube video? I'll pay you. That's really all it takes.","Plus, they'd all like damm, I'd do that shit for free," +KFC in minecraft,Nice Enderman farm! +"Here is my gf's cat, Walter White, and his blep. Enjoy",Beautifully flaired +I bet he doesn't believe in Gravity,You obviously can't if you don't read the manga +"I had that thought in my head as well. I wanted the bar to be a rounded rectangle at first, but then I thought of making it like the pixel to promote consistency. Thanks for bringing it up.","So, since it's Google, it'll probably be square because otherwise it'd be too consistent." +99% effective isn't 100% guys. Still wear a condom.,But that's slut shaming to even say they should wear condoms! +"If he loses, what does Donald Trump plan on doing?",Well he will change his actions and instead be Exposing Hillary's lies and corruption - +Just like how Bill Boeing had the genius idea of keeping his planes all for himself and then the government stepped in and now we have United.,"Sure sure, and the Government is going to claim Google's search algorithms under eminent domain." +"Bees. I would put Bees in my shotgun shell. Maybe fire-ants. OH WAIT! Bullet Ants! ... Nahh, stickin with Bees on this one.",They need thinkers like you in DARPA +What would be a better alternative then?,"I pay $7, valve gives me hats" +"WikiLeaks on Twitter: Qatar gifts Bill Clinton $1,000,000 for his birthday. Arms flow increases 1,482%","Its just a coincidence bro, nothing to see here" +"If you go with what Hillary is saying, in the 9th month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb - Donald Trump, 3rd presidential debate","Yes, c-sections are a crime against humanity." +"They perfectly captured the way the older generation treats a best friend mixed with the way this newer generation treats a best friend. You'd think it would clash, but in fact the chemistry is excellent.",ALmost like - every generation. +So Democracy doesn't work for states rights? Maybe we should have our federal government appoint governors too?,I'm down. +"pffft, Donald was born in Jamaica (is that part of Queens?)",Donald is an illegal immigrant from Jamaica! +"When was it ever great? Also, how is Trump not a crook? I think someone who makes that much money and pays less income taxes than those who aren't even legal citizens is more crooked.",Oops I forgot the +"One of my favorite dystopian films. Christian Bale is Christian Bale, and the choreography is amazing. Using a handgun like that would never work, but the movie makes you feel like it would.",It would if you didn't have any emotions for most or all of your life +"not fired, administrative relief, desk duties",Re-assigned to Mindanao. +It used to be fire until Actiblizz nerfed Pyro into the dirt with 7.1,yeah 6% nerf is huge and was not needed. +Your last paragraph pretty much sums up RT.,"Oh well, time to go crank up Fox news and CNN for their balanced and unbiased reporting..." +Why won't someone think of the children?,Why not just give the pregnant moms guns? +I had a arrest warrant out for a $20 parking ticket in front of my own house because I forgot my tag..,There is no such thing as a separate set of laws for citizens. +I really enjoy Chris Duffin's philosophy on lifting and life in general.,Abnormal amounts of roids? +"Pres. Duterte: I announce my separation from the United States...In economics, also military.","Well, at least it is only his seperation at hindi nya dinadamay ang buong bansa" +"Agreed, Fuck chris simms","But he is speaking really loud, he must be right!" +So we're finally neutering the high-powered lobbyists and corporate interests that override the voices of the majority of Americans?,"yes, once this non-tax paying billionaire with corporate interests comes into office." +European nations at odds over whether Brexit is masculine or feminine,"If France says it's masculine, I support feminine :p" +Andersen's has been......meh,I thought he was just ok +"It's worse than that, you have to do it under God",Have to stop them godless commies somehow +"i think england, OP probably eats fish and chips and shags his/her nan",HEHE LE AMERICANS R SO FAT AND FUCK THEIR DAUGHTERS HAHA +Seems to be interesting. Curious to see what the specs and the battery life of the console is.,"Good news guys, they got a good deal on some old Samsung Note 7 batteries." +What do these Asian women look like? Please don't tell me they're anything higher than a 2...,"You kidding, you know white dorks scoop up model quality Asians" +"You've heard the definition of a boat? A hole in the water into which you pour money. Well, a horse is pretty similar. Our daughter had horses and I never seemed able to save money during that time. Another name for an older horse: hay burner.","Apparently, you should have had her sell lemonade on the roadside." +Today Marks the 1 Year Anniversary of Warsong Nerf - Here is an Unreleased Video of Warsong+Frothing Pre-nerf!,I guess this is one of the 4-5 Emperor tick OTK combo Ben Brode said it was fine to have in the game. +This was the lowest scoring ALCS in history,But AL baseball doesn't require any strategy. +This was the lowest scoring ALCS in history,And people say the NL has no offense... +Texas A&M unveils Lunarform to control the Tide,It's gonna be embarrassing how much y'all hyped this game when you get Tennessee'd on Saturday. +That's because the pc greatly benifits from coding to the metal in dx11. Those inefficient console apis mean that a 400 dollar pc performs like a 3000 dollar console :p,I hope you forgot the +"Clinton wans't involved. She was not in the email chain. Also, everyone in the email was Catholic. They criticizing some things about their own religon that they don't necessarily agree with. Why would that require an apology? This seems like an attempt at a partisan attack.","shhhh... stop being reasonable with people, you're just trying to censor the truth" +"Can anyone explain to us noobs what the cards did BEFORE the nerf? It looks like warsong gave all minions charge, and frothing gained health and life whenever a minion was injured?","Warsong gave minions with less than 3 attack charge, the frothings gained health from the Darkscale Healers (restore 2 health to all friendly characters)" +Anybody else think that stingers shouldn't be dropped from the newer dungeons that we're getting?,What are you saying.. i love getting 2 stingers for killing hard bosses in dungeons that last 30 minutes +5 Times Democrats Claimed U.S. Elections Are 'Rigged',"Remember guys it was only rigged against Bernie, we're idiots for thinking they would try the same bullshit twice" +Why is 'boy' and 'masculine' associated with 'bad' and 'war'? This is in the main hallway of my high school.,We could vote Hillary Clinton in and see if this sign changes. +They are in Washington DC now.....,oh... well that changes everything +Maybe she hasn't heard about garbage service?,It's probably the FBI. +It's cool he still calls the GameCube the Dolphin as well.,TIL why the emulator is named Dolphin +From a pro and grande to a classic 2... And what got left behind for something else.,You probably need those other 2 Dittos still man +Yeah I still have video game PTSD from TDM in Killzone Shadowfall. Every single match was a gigantic spawn massacre outside one team's base.,So basically Nuketown? +You do know that divides the community right? There will be two groups arguing which game is the tournament standard. Nintendo will have to pick one to promote as the standard if they want to start a League.,Id be shocked if Nintendo cared about the tournament scene at all given their track record. +He's not an immigrant though. He's still in Nigeria,"Immigrants, non-whites, they're all the same!" +"When you don't get a response on your first try, this seems like the best next next step!",Boy he seems like a GREAT dad. +Soon you will be paying a subscription service to still use your car.,"That means they'll keep it up to date with the latest tech, right?" +"old, injured and shitty. Wouldn't bother.","Really well logically and statistically backed analysis, thanks for your valuable contribution." +This just seems like the same picture edited with some seasonal filters but I don't know enough about OP's bathroom to dispute it.,Well meme'd. +Using Michelle is basically cheating,"Well, it is a rigged election..." +I just found this picture of Andrew Wilson (EA's CEO) as a child. Really great to see how big things have small beginnings.,I take it this is The Wee Baby Jesus? +Name something (object/activity/food/whatever) that has absolutely no negatives if taken in excess?,Being dead. +Pray for me boys.,NBN will fix it +Power ragers,"So, Magma Rager, Ice Rager, and Core Rager?" +why do you need 500 fps?,For his 500 hz monitor obviously. +Fool you forgot your education loans!,Maybe he lives in a 1st world country. +Is this really the best stock image they could find to use for an article set in the modern day featuring the most powerful GPU's on the market?,I wish my build could look like that. +Peeps cuz you know they've been in the pantry since Easter,They actually have Halloween peeps lol +Dear Nintendo,There's that upcoming Metroid Prime: Federation Force. +1kg fentanyl bust by RCMP near Nanaimo,Well... there my weekend plans. +lol I hope he sees how many people think he's a bitch.,You sure showed him +You know the dock's just a dock right? You can't play games without the portable unit...,I should've put +70% of engineers in Silicon Valley were foreign-born in 2010,"America, once again raping the rest of the world's valuable resources..." +Kryssie is a worse female version of Monte. They both are very smug and think they're the smartest fucking people in the house.,Lol they both entertain me thoroughly +"Honestly it's a little much, even. I just want to be someones friend. :(",Well guys it looks like we found Amumu's Reddit account. +"dem loopholes tho.... fug. Kinda glad it didn't pass, in that case. Like you say, paragraph 1 was fine, but the others would result in just about everything being restricted or prohibited. Literally every handgun with a shorter variant would be prohib. Literally every rifle and shotgun with a shorter variant would be restricted. Heck, the infamous 10/22 magazine issue would be nothing, the 10/22 itself would be restricted because a variant of it (the charger) is short and counts as a handgun. Terribly-written law......yikes. Was there a reason why the first paragraph couldn't be used alone?",It's so terrible that I'm almost surprised the Liberals didn't go along with it. +She murdered Giuliani..,Add another to the body count +"That's a fair point, I apologize for not seeing it earlier. You're right about there being salty fans everywhere, but don't get on your high horse just because you're not a salty fan. For all I know you could be a band wagoner who started liking rox after they won LCK this year.",I guess if I said I was a fan from the beginning you would have to believe me though +He also totally nailed Odin Quincannon in Preacher.,"The only true God, the only real God, is the god of meat." +"My hometown is home to the world's biggest hockey stick, eh",How many on the bridge? +Just got this beauty at Walmart,You forgot the +when you're playing a lobby and your medic takes your metal during setup time,"Nah dude you're wrong,a Medic clearly needs to Refill that 3 arrows he has for his crossbow more then you do" +Detailed analysis on how EFC frustrated City last week,By having a goal keeper +"he won CS 1.6 Major when he was 16, hope someone will break that record soon",Breaking a record about winning a CS 1.6 major? +Is this his first goal against United?,"No, he scored 3 against United when he was with Arsenal, in 12 games I think." +Im not religious but im strongly against abortion. Basically your killing a child...,Good thing you don't control everyone and their choices. +In what circumstances you would watch a Dubbed anime? I am going to watch Studio ghibli's film and was wondering why would you watch a dubbed anime? In particular I am going to start with Spirited away. I was wondering if the voice acting is better for one or another as to force you to check-out the dubbed version.,At gunpoint I guess +"It's been said below but this is actually an artificial rec-reation of a 50s Strat. It's extremely 'in vogue' right now to buy a guitar that has been 'relic-ed' at the factory/off the shelf as we call it. The idea being is that the early production Fender and Gibson models are the ones associated with 'the good old days' of rock and roll and are in some cases considered tonally superior - so they command a massive premium to purchase owing to supply and demand... So, manufactures are creating this worn in/vintage effect as options with their new models. It's a bit like a pair of torn jeans - but we're talking about 5-6k for a brand new hand reliced American Strat or over 35k for a genuine 50s Strat. Often more. It's a fascinating industry really - how many other global mass production companies can use a 60 year old design and components and maintain a market share so consistently..",Texas Instruments? +Just taking a tour in France.,"No killfeed, literally unwatchable" +"Daisy Haze, Glasses, Leotard",Rebel scum! +That's not snow. Hailstorm in South Africa,This is now the second time of white reign +"As a citizen of Kyrgyzstan... I no longer want to be a citizen of Kyrgyzstan, the state of Kyrgyzstans law is horrible but... I never thought it could degrade this much... Someone please take me away.",How do you even have internet? +u just fat lol,"Well she said lol jk at the end so that just fixes everything, right?" +Finally an upgrade,"Idk, looks like a downgrade to me" +Don't forget about CoCo man he's our future number 1,And don't forget about Gordon! +U.S. internet disrupted as firm gets hit by cyberattack,They're testing out the internet off switch before the election results bring riots in the streets. +New York Dog House on 30th Ave seized for tax evasion.,It actually made them smarter and better business people for not paying taxes.. +but the choice of Blue Dog or no Blue dog doesn't come in a vacuum. There are some districts a regular Democrat will never win. In those your choice is far right crazy Republican hell-bent on destroying the nation or a reasonable Conservative who is willing to compromise and work with the Democrats for the good of the nation. Which do you prefer?,"Well, in those kinds of districts a lot of the voters will prefer the crazy Republican because compromise is evil." +Ummmm. You ok?,"Doing more than OK , im great now haha my wallet thinks its great too =P" +Twitter is down after a massive cyberattack!,The attackers were clearly paid by Marvel to damage Dc's publicity! +Native Americans call for ban on Christians entering the US,"Everyone is a Christian, they just don't all yet know it" +"Yeah, in the original post I legit thought that this was for some reason the Vancouver/Portland border and was confused af. If we had this many bridges (or even 1 extra bridge) on the WA/OR border we wouldn't have the shit show that is the Jantzen Beach/MLK/i5 convergence.",But think of all the crime coming into innocent little Vancouver! +"I'm studying engineering, but what always bothered me was how in school, engineering students referred to themselves as engineers. Nobody else does this. Medical students don't call themselves doctors, law students don't call themselves lawyers, philosophy majors don't call themselves burger flippers, and physics students don't call themselves physicists. This just always bothered me.",I'm an engineer's engineer. +"I didn't at first, but I do now that the fifth Borderliner fucked me over. You probably know very well what Borderliners are capable of doing to their supposed loved ones. Don't try to guilt me for not wanting to put up with that toxic shit anymore. You don't know what borderliners have put me through. Blame *them* for abusing me time and time again, not me for not wanting to take chances with Borderliners anymore. I can't change borderliners, but I can change my behaviour towards them, and my behaviour is 'avoid at all costs.'","Ah, when you seen five of them, you've seen them all." +**You guys gonna start a petition to have Islam stop raping your daughters too?**,Leaf comes thru with the top-tier bantz! +Kid gets kneed in the nuts! My 8 year old son has been training BJJ and Judo for 2 years now. Yesterday I find out he had an altercation with a classmate that escalated to him being hit in the nuts by one kid and then being dragged down to the ground by another. I asked him if he defended himself and he said no??? That he just walked away and found a teacher and told them what happened. My question is why didnt any of his training kick in?? Why not defend yourself in that situation with some of the tools you were given?,"Tell him you keep a handgun in your dresser and you'll be at work late tonight School shootings are funny, kekekek" +Uhm?,MODS ARE BAD AND USING THEM MAKES YOU EVIL REEEEEEE +Please explain antibiotic resistance given what you believe. Thanks. Also the fossil record.,"Lies made up by Satan, obviously!" +He was at the bar with the victim during the protests if you read the article.,"*points to TV* Yah babe, I did that Gee, I wonder why it was sexual assault" +Why are people who live in cities such dumbfucks?,"Yes, we're the idiots." +I second this.,so brave of you +More women are voting early in key battlegrounds: report,I'm sure they're all inspired by Trump's positive message for women. +"Bit of a DnD noob here (at least as far as lingo goes), what does RAW stand for?",Rules as Written +Where is this?,Only GPS cords will do. +"Chocolate, masturbation, exercise. Sometimes two at the same time.",I can't do all three at the same time? +Even here there is no escape,Did you just- +Urban Meyer would be pretty good.,Both Urban Meyer and that Nick Saban have done some real good things with the little they have to work with.... +"Jalisco is western, because is like a little Europe in Mexico ;)","No es solo como la Europa mexicana, sino la Europa del norte." +She probably doesnt give a shit about being president she just wants to make her foundation more powerful,"Yeah, providing more HIV/AIDS medication to people who need it and can't afford it sure would be awful" +"Water and weapons. Then I shall shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome.",I'll bring the Whiskey. +"After watching todays game SKT vs ROX I realize NA as a region stands no chance at worlds anytime soon. The amount of individual skill, team play, and strategy shown by two of the best Korean teams tonight can not be matched by North American teams. Yes North America as a region did improve this season, but not to that degree. This is my opinion you are welcome to disagree","Monte, Is that you?" +They played it here and I have a mostly complete video of it I think,They 100% didn't play it in Cleveland +shelby is boring. no one wants to watch her at the end- krissie...really?? really??,The Almighty and All-knowing Kryssie speaks for America so it must be true. +It has to have the name Dread too. Metroid Dread just sounds so badass. Dread is the feeling I want from Metroid games.,You didn't feel dread when FF was announced? +USGP FP1 spectator,"Oh look, Bernie's childhood friend is back!" +"The US carriers use it, that I know. I'm not sure about anyone else though tbh it'll be even more relevant when they started using the EM catapults instead of the steam, if they haven't already. I'm certainly no expert.",I am pretty sure the only other country with one is France +What game do you really like that nobody else seems to have heard of?,CS:GO +Why 'Roomscale' Is The Most Important Concept In VR,I thought roomscale was a gimmick? +Facts don't matter in REDDIT. <-- ftfy,"You're right, I doubt there are any factual discussions on all of reddit." +Is this the worst interview look in HW history? Discuss.,Um it's called fashion....look it up. +Politifact: 'Mostly False' That Clinton Wanted 'Open Borders' - Even though it's in her speech transcripts,"Yes, but remember, it's *illegal* for you to read those stolen transcripts, so you're supposed to just believe whatever the media tells you about them." +the pvp skill lines arent super useful. the rapid maneuver one is good and maybe the one that reduces damage when getting hit by siege weapons but other than that they arent super useful.,"Your right, vigor is trash no stamina builds should use it." +Perks of living behind a golf course,"They're not Kirland, throw them all back" +tell that grape vine to be quiet before it leaks any more information,Until Russia has a reason I don't see them leaking that particular info +I'm not even a huge westbrook fan and I can tell you trying to compare the situations is bullshit.,"It was sarcasm, but I like to live dangerously and not use" +Just check offers here on reddit?,Thanks for the advice man +All You Need Is To Kill The Edge of Tomorrow: Days of Future Past: Live. Die. Repeat.,2 edge 2 tomorrow +Will event Pokemon be obtainable again any time soon?,Nope never ever again. +"A lot of the big big dogs will be banned from the WWC next year because of retests, including China. This opens it up for CJ. He is still off the mark on the snatch restive to seniors, but his CJ could definitely win the gold medal next year with China absent. With his competition bests of 137/182/317, he would have placed: Tied for 13 in the snatch 4 in the C&J Tied for 9 in the total At the Olympics, but I imagine quite a few of those athletes will skip the WWC either due to bans of off year, opening it up for CJ",Yeah because Daniyar and Mosquera won't be any competition for CJ. +"While the great service of your second comment is self-evident, I'd have to disagree that this a great documentary. I found it to be a fascinating documentary in regards to peering into what normal life on the cayman's is like, but I don't think it did much more than scratch the surface on the caymans/international tax system. To be honest, I expected more from the BBC.",Maybe they didn't want to get suicided. +madman,racist mad man +"I agree i only wanted a child killing story, i wished Sister Location can bring that feeling back by showing Purple Guy past as minigames maybe his parents death and what made him a killer. Now we know Purple Guy is an animatronic who turned into an animatronic :/",Whos to say its actually Purple Guy? +Silence is definitely NOT consent and trans women are not men.,BUT MUH FRESHMAN BIOLOGY CLASS +"Noooo we're all just exaggerating. You know how us women are, we take death threats totally out of context!!! I remember that one time my ex got his gang of friends to stalk and assault me because i had a friendship with a guy that predated our relationship. I never cheated on him but he thought i did, so im definitely the crazy one.","Jeez, stop being so dramatic!" +"Trump lays out some great policy ideas, then shoots himself in the foot by saying he'll sue everyone.",It seems like he'll be able to dodge this sexual assault issue with suing. +"Compression ratio, the head, the tune, there is basically zero things similar other than they both have 4 cylinders.",But they're both Japanese! +Why does anything exist,Asking the real questions +"Sounds like a standard corporate move, we just cut costs by 50%",Plus we can pay her 79% because she's a woman +So many overthrown wide open deep passes,Our receivers just need to run faster +Update: Hello Games offices are now apparently abandoned,"You just can't see the other players if you're in the same place, that's all." +That's a bad example.,He forgot the +Has anyone addressed that dak may have a serious sophomore slump?,"That's not possible, he's played 6 full games bro, we've seen enough to know he's better than the QB who holds basically every team passing record" +"This isn't Boars Head. They make it in house. Yeah, the exact cost of the ingredients plus the related costs don't add up to exactly $26.00. Welcome to capitalism.",Its like they want to make profit or something +And Ming-Na Wen looks 20 years younger.,"She's Asian, that doesn't count." +What is the best way to kickstart a jersey collection?,By buying my reasonably priced signed Patrick Kane away jersey with 2010 scf patch. +"YouTube got rid of the 5 star rating system because everyone had the overwhelming tendency to rate it 5 stars if they like a video, and 1 star if they did not. So they changed it to the current thumbs up thumbs down system. I think a 5 star rating system implemented into *people* would realistically not go very far before being scrapped.",Are you saying that people will be upvoted and downvoted instead of being rated by stars? +At :38 you can see where Stanley Kubrick airbrushed the wires holding up the astronaut.,You have forgotten your +My chocolate lab ate 2 pans of brownies and was fine. I think it depends on the type of dog. Could be wrong,Obviously it's a chocolate lab so it's immune to chocolate. +Hen1's headphones STILL doing it for the 2nd tournament and 2nd time this week.,He doesn't speak English though! +It's always between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich though,But then you are wasting your vote and betraying the democrazy! +The media couldn't rig these 3 polls?,"Nope, but expect the pollsters to mysteriously die before the election." +Really hyped for the premiere. I don't get why people are complaining they showed Daryl & Michonne. I mean we all knew who was going down...,WOAH SPOILERS BRO +Shannon Gabriel gets 5 wickets vs Pakistan in Abu Dhabi,The Great Gabby! +Shooting.,Just become a cop. +Cocaine: History Between the Lines (2011),This tells me........ WE NEED THE WALL +"I need to salvage what's left of my brand. Plus, this way I get to play it both ways, and come out ahead regardless of who wins. Notice I haven't condemned his behavior, just his language.",Good thing all us plebs aren't smart enough to catch on to this unfathomably subtle strategy +Finance Minister says Canadians should get used to short-term employment,Wondering how we're buying million dollar homes with part-time jobs +You should've bought all of them and undercut the machine's regular price when the pricing was fixed,They said it was on campus so it was prolly a university so they prolly couldnt afford more the money they used was prolly the ramen money for that day +"That might get her. They seem to have tried to make it right with her, yet she turns it down and sues. The judge very well may determine she's looking for a payday instead of justice. If she documented them doing this habitually she may have a chance, but one bucket isn't justification for a lawsuit.",I can see this turning into a class action suit quickly. +My biggest gripe with the game Why do people pic medic and sit on top of my body 60% of the time,It could be because their biggest gripe is teammates that die? +The Review-Journal just endorsed Donald Trump,Shocking. +Because plot :P,Damn u plot! +"WHAT? HOWARD IS WASHED UP! 2 GAMES MEANS NOTHING! HE'S A CHOKE ARTIST! HIS INCONSISTENT PERFORMANCE DEFINITELY MEANS OUR TEAMS PROBLEM IS ALL GOALTENDING, NEVERMIND THE TENDERS HAVE DRAGGED US KICKING AND SCREAMING TO THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS. TRADE HIM! TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!",You forgot this +"This is gonna go to the top, I'm investing in this comment.","But it hasn't got gold, so it cannot possibly be a safe investment" +Can you add this and any significant details that you can think of to your original post as an edit? r/loseit wants to help others not just through inspirational pics and success stories but the day to day nuts and bolts of weight loss.,Done +"Mine is November 8, 1917",mine is july 4th 1776 +H2k deserved to be in Semis. There are only 3 korean teams so one of the semi finalists has to be from another region. They took down nr 1 seed from china.,"shhhh if it's not TSM, no team deserve quarters" +"With Discovery what are your hopes for the make up of the crew? Personally I'm hoping for a few extra key cast members to be cast as non human races I am also hoping that there are no primary Vulcan cast members. With Spock, Tuvok and T'pol I think we've had enough stone faced logical Vulcans","how about an all female crew with characters (and cast) hating each other, constantly stabbing each other in the back, and spreading gossip against each other." +What about the wings? Aren't those a defining trait of Dunsparce?,I thought Dunsparce's defining trait was being worthless +"That's the main thing that peeves me about these posts, just because he shows qualities of one does not make him one.","he's inconspicuous bro, must be an INTJ" +Here's the Patch Notes for PC's Monday Update,"Too bad we won't be getting battleye, for all those damn TR hackers!" +Lol the moment you went outside I said Oh no. He's going to get stuck. They should just fix the lip honestly twitches drone would be too op if it could jump,Masterpiece of design Can't hop. +My 6 year old thinks I look like this. Turns out he's right.,You're so beautiful +"Using gaming to cope I, like many others, turn to video games to deal with shit. Being able to sit in front of a TV and put a headset on and talk with my brothers again makes me feel like I'm back with them. The loneliness of civilian life is real. We went from living crazy lives with people around us 24/7 365, to this. Some of you have wives, girlfriends, etc. some of us are alone and miss just hearing another voice that knows what they are feeling. That's why I made a club on Xbox one for veterans. There is always someone there, and I'm always around. People that have lived what you lived. Even if it's just to have another voice besides your own inside your head, I'd love to play and talk with each and everyone of you. Just search OIF OEF Veterans in the Xbox clubs. My gamertag is as follows: Forrest II Gump Like I said, I'd love to talk and play with all of you guys. About anything. I may not be able to say what you need to hear, but I can listen. Seems like most people can't do that these days.",Console peasantry.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +"quad screen hyper realistic 4k porn, obvs.","Amateur, where's the VR?" +is it just me or is Sunday morning reddit really morbid.,Because all the good Christians are at church or something +Another collusion email with superpacs and Donna Brazile,We're only persecuting her because she's a woman +IKEA allowed us in to take photos of our costumes,"I hope the guy dressed in Red is black, otherwise he will get a lesson in cultural appropriation, wearing these dreads." +"Funny enough... The math combat he described actually happened in the (1600's?). People would challenge other mathematicians to a math off to see who's the better mathematician. I remember there was a famous battle between two people and it basically ruined the losers career. I forget who the two were, but they dueled with cubic equations to solve, back when the cubic equation was still in the process of being solved.",You're thinking of galois but he used a pistol +"No, dumb post.","yea, well I think you're dumb" +"Wow they are going to make it official? Berners, We Need To Start Collaborating With The Deplorables",They're so progressive +Especially germans,"Well, of course, Germans are pretty much all Nazis, inciuding Trump." +"Best pairing at the swing in a 10-team, 9-cat, H2H league? **Players that are often available:** (CP3, LBJ, Giannis, PG, Lillard, DMC, Whiteside) **Players that are less likley to fall but are available sometimes:** (AD, Kawhi) **Pairings that I was looking at:** (CP3/Whiteside, Lebron/Whiteside, Giannis/Whiteside, DMC/Lillard, PG/Lillard) *Can you guys give me like three of the best pairings with that pool of players?*",I really like Giannis/Lillard +It isn't even that bad. Like both of these options are ok.,Agreed +"they are so fucking retarded I mean. Why do you think Reddit loves Bernie ? Because he's not a fucking republican, and didn't have republican ideas; So don't try to make me CHOOSE Dumbass Trump BECAUSE I loved bernie !",But they're both soooo anti-establishment. +"People stated finding out you forgot the r so now your advice is invalid, sorry bro.",Oh noooooooo +"Normally I don't get this pissed, but since the narrative concerning millennials is a constant unedifying drumbeat of oh they're so lazy and oversensitive again *and again* ***and again***, this sort of crap sets me off.",Stop being so oversensitive +Is there a place to get high quality FUT cards in real life? Its my friends birthday soon and i want to get him some FUT cards since we play FUT a lot. If anyone knows a place where i can get them soon please let me know. I tried making them but they came out really ugly. Thank You guys.,Tweet EA cuz they're a really nice company and will 100% respond +Why is this shit in the CSGO reddit? Get this old piece of shit out of here cod fanboy.,You dropped this sir. +Crimea switching to Russia can also be cited as an example. Albeit a little hard to swallow for those who jump on the bandwagon of blaming Russia for everything...,"masked murdering marauders attacking the building of the civilian authorities, Police stations and Military barracks, yeah sure, very peaceful" +And thats why the Netherlands and the UK are large trading partners...,Yeah it has nothing to do with history or being traditionally large trading nations +"You know about Alaska, right?",Isn't Alaska next to Hawaii? +Nice to see tax dollars being used properly,Support the troops +How hard can it be to use it's and its correctly?,Its not possible +Maybe if here were less manipulative and less selective he'd be given more credence.,"Maybe he should build an open blog and let anyone contribute whatever they want, why check to make sure its authentic" +"But according to the Belgian constitution, the Wallonian parliament has to approve this deal.",Poland and Hungary can help with that constitution issue +"Exactly, her skinny ass would've been on the streets",She almost got her ass on the streets a few times tho lol She was just hot as hell +"Joke's on them, though. Services are a lot more pricey for people who can't speak Spanish. They'll also brazenly offer services that anyone could do with a simple visit to the local town hall, presenting it as expert legal consultancy.",Well that's just them being greedy and corrupt Spaniards isn't +"I ditched the job within weeks. This was years ago, I was still in school at the time. I've now got a career that I love and, while there are still abuses and laws being broken, I have a very strong union I can (sometimes) count on to protect me. I just felt the need to put that out there, as reddit is wont to suggest these things all the time, but most have never had the experience to understand what goes with working for an exploitative employer.","Careful there, unions are the devil don't you know?" +Why can't I make a card that's 6 mana deal 12? It's basically just 3 [[Crackle]] rolled into one,Because you forgot the overload! +I made a PC out of wood,How did you make the wires out of wood? +Really looking forward to the 1080Ti next year.,1080TI to be the new name of AMD's midrange card. +They pay the common tax because they get faceless summoner and firelands portal as commons instead of viable legendaries.,What a horrible price to pay! +HE. It does guaranteed damage and has the best alpha!,HE wouldn't show 6 bounces m8 +"To avoid SIDS, infants and parents should share a room, report says",This study brought to you by Tylenol PM. +its time mods,"Naah, they should put 'custom zombies' as CSS make up" +There's a youtuber in Russia called Kefir. He packed Vernon on the very first day,I got Scott Vernon in my starter pack as well! +"The argument that the Mainstream Media is trying to mislead you is really just an argument for; I don't hear things that agree with my world view so i have to reject them in search for answers which support my world view. Your view on religion may be that it has no bearing on terrorism, however terrorists that claim to be motivated by religion or mention it as a cause clearly feel it motivates them. Why is your view of religion right and their view wrong? You don't have to be smart to run an organisation, look at the big buisinesses that fail, or the countries that lose wars etc. Just because you're at the top doesn't mean you never make bad decisions. What do you think is more likely, that Osama Bin Laden and the news is telling you the truth (they both claim that his religion is motivation) or that they are both lying to you and only you have the right answer? In the end the news is biased because the people writing it/presenting it/researching it aren't machines and have their own bias, give liberals a paper and you will have a liberal bias, they're not trying to lie to you there presenting their view for you to read.","It's not about right or wrong opinions it's about having several options to chose from, it's about looking at things from several different points of view, it's about being objective." +"We've had a black president, and now possibly a female president, what should be next?",Sane person? +"I'm not saying skips are bad, just the firebolts were worse.",Obviously you just think firebolts were worse because you main a Bladedancer HAZE +"A couple of guys will not improve a show, no matter what their attributes are.","Totally right, proof : Jeff and Matt Hardy" +Oklahoma shootings: Gunman on loose with AK-47 after killing two people and shooting two police officers,Why did no armed citizens shoot him and stop it? +I'm not sure about Nat's new look.,Because we haven't seen it yet....... +"Offensive Line Stats Weeks 1-5 * Tannehill was sacked 27 times or 5.4 pg * We had a combined 362 team rushing yards or 72.4 ypg * 1-4 record In Weeks 6 & 7 * Tannehill has been sacked once or .5 pg * Combined 457 team rushing yards or 228.5 ypg * 2-0 record Obviously this is a no duh stat, when you're oline plays well and you can run the ball you win. But look at just how dominant they have been when they all can stay healthy",But you can't have a dominant o line with 4 TACKLES! +We've seen this meme over 9000 times here already. o;,but finding a sharp tool is too haaaarrrrrrrddddddd...... +"I think the worse part was that your line essentially couldnt block without holding, so either they didnt hold and pressure came too fast for Wilson to do anything, or they held and then if a play happened itd be called back","Yeah, and that was a clear reflection of how bad Wilson was" +"How can EA win your heart back from here? For me, if ships are like chocobo racing in FF7, all will be forgiven.",7 Chewie shards. +"Housing affordability: What can $600,000 buy you around Australia?",Thank god they included Whyalla in there.... +"Of course that will happen, he's not an unarmed black man.","Yeah, you're right, no white people with guns who shot at cops are ever killed." +My personal favorite is LiLi's have drink,I guess Chen isn't the best role model for a kid. +"You do realize that plenty of non-fascist countries have forced military service right? Unless you mean to tell me that Finland, Denmark, Switzerland, and South Korea are all fascist countries",Yeah because you can totally compare those countries with the U.S. +The New York Times used 2 full pages to print all of Donald Trump's insults from the campaign,well NYT is unbiased +"The IP doesn't only do DNA testing. In Adnan's case there were 8 law students who would have reinvestigated the case from the beginning, for free. If they find compelling exculpatory evidence that isn't DNA in nature they will file a Writ of Actual Innocence on behalf of the client. Who turns that down?",They could have found the lividity evidence +"how did everyone get it in there head that gen 2 was going to come out that soon? I mean, they literally released the game 3 months ago and they're still trying to roll it out to all countries. Not to mention none of the legendaries are even available yet. I just don't see Gen 2 coming anytime soon.",Gen 2 will come a month after tracker. +WTC Patagucci Hoodie (any color | new/used),fratagonia. +Why the fuck should I care?,Because he sounds like he has done his research and he's a youtuber. +Early voting opening shatters turnout records in North Texas,But but but... Hillary has an enthusiasm gap! +"I might change the thread to be posted Mondays honestly, Monday is the start of the new week so it might make more sense then",Wow sounds like the power has gone to your head +"WAKE UP, SHEEPLE, HALF THESE FOLKS ARE _PAID_ DEMOCRAT OPERATIVES",I thought they were all bots +HOW MUCH PROOF DO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED TO PROVE HILLARY IS JUST COMPLETE CORRUPTION?? FUCKING MAGA!!! Why are people being so blind to this? I just dont understand... really tho. Is it really because the media is painting Donald as a racist sexual predator? They have no proof! On this side... we have proof stacked up to the ceiling and its going unnoticed by so many people. WAKE UP AMERICA!! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.,"Doesn't matter, Trump said mean things" +It's probably cheaper to just buy your own eggplant.,But what if they recognized your handwriting? +Wow way to fuck that up Berisha.,I think you'll find that was actually the referees fault +"Ignore her, dude. She has to post twenty times in every single episode thread about how much Trevor sucks. She's utterly obsessed with telling everyone how terrible he and the show are, which is kind of weird since she assumes that everyone already agrees with her and that any disagreement is coming from one single person who is only using multiple alternate accounts. If you disagree with her, you're trolling. If you ask her to back up what she's saying, you're going off topic. If you tell her to grow up, you're attacking her. And she's allowed to get as personal about insulting you as possible, but the second you say anything, she starts crying about rule breaking.",Stop attacking her and going off-topic you incompetent pathetic troll. +Here's how to fix Dirty COW in Raspbian,"I do believe you need to reboot too... that's the only way to use the new kernel, as rasbian has no live kernel patching." +"It's kind of historically illiterate to call Trump the anti-Christ. There have been some people whose evilness puts Trump to shame. I don't like him either, but come on dude.",Especially since we all know the Pope is the antichrist +"That's not even close to being true. You know Nazis^TM are European, right?",Yeah but they where the National Socialists therefore socialism therefore practically communist. +"Will you be leveling Laurie or Michael Meyers first? So I know a lot of people including myself currently am sitting at 500K bloodpoints waiting for the DLC to drop today, the question is which new character will you guys be trying to max out first? Personally I will be spending all my blood points into Laurie for that Decisive Strike Teachable for my Prestige 3 Claudette (Max Perk) waiting for this new meta perk. Then I might dable with Michael Meyers as we learn more on how he is going too be played and used.","I'd love to level Laurie since I want to try out the Decisive Strike, but I will level michael cuz Play with your food teachable on nurse op" +"Get those sweet, sweet Internet points",It's what I live for +Vote caging. The RNC has been essentially banned from challenging voter rolls since the 1980s for their racist and illegal targeting minority communities for removal from the electorate. Let's hope the state parties can be reined in as well.,But both parties are the same +"Lemme tell ya, there are way more highs in other games. Lets not forget that Dota is a badly recycled mod of Warcraft 3 - one of the best RTS games of all time. It's a shame to see its code abused to badly by amateurs.",Valve are such amateurs +"As someone from NJ, I want to point out that this is a deceptive number because November 2012 was immediately post-Sandy and anyone who did anything other than collapse and cry in a little ball when it happened would have had a huge approval bump. Especially because Christie hugged Obama, even though the right hated it. People thought--foolishly--that Christie might actually be willing to bridge the divide among the left and right.","Yeah, prior to Sandy he was hovering around 50-54%, a standard number for a relatively popular governor." +"Oops, my bad!",My bad for not putting +"Don't own a Nissan, and never will because of there bad customer service and unreliable vechiles.","True, I had a Maxima that lasted to 180K before the trans started showing some slip, garbage cars." +"Could we have like an year-end award kind of deal when the season is over? I've seen a ton of really good comments, posts etc. I think that they should be recognized. Maybe like comment of the year, post of the year, etc. Have two official threads for post of the year, and comment of the year and then the community simply up votes whoever they believe was the best, winner can maybe get gilded or something?","If you wanted an award Mike, you don't have to wait til the end of the season." +Finally a thread where I can say what I wanted to say over a subject that really wasn't worth making!! Goddam these commercials. Fucking emoji black guy fuck who kisses ass with his wow and strong comment. Also fuck the commercial where they drop the toolbox on the first truck and then when they drop it on theirs they don't show a closeup of the damage. Asshole false advertising fucks. Fuck this commercial.,"And neither truck has a bed liner, because those simply don't exist in anyone's truck that actually uses it for work" +I liked it. Especially when the hot dog truck went beep beep.,Not all of us were born a psychopathy like you. +"Also..... if Obama is elected, he will DESTROY the country. Member that guys?","Yeah, how did we survive being so destroyed?" +NHL Division Teams 2016-17,Wtf no Vesey? +I think it is because a charging port on the bottom might not be a good idea.,Worked for the Dreamcast +There is no way this gets through prior to Obama leaving office. AT&T doesn't even expect the deal to close until the end of 2017.,"Oh, good, at least Hillary Clinton will push back on this giant corporate merger..." +"I started this year, so 24. TFW 90+% of everyone here is younger than you and your only in your mid 20s.","I'm 25, get off my lawn" +Voters beware,This account and source look legit. +"She is guilty of 9+ felonies! Wait. Guys, did Congress pass legislation while I was asleep that overhauls due process of law and the assumption of innocence?",This is why we're weak +"STOP POSTING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Jesus christ, over the lat few days, the frontpage has been a constant flow of locked squads, people ranting about medics not reviving/people skipping revives. We get it! If it's been posted before, please, keep it to yourself.",Dude did you notice that some of the German troops are BROWN? +Okay and if we reject someone we could get murdered so,"Yes, that happens all the time" +Deepglow Skate,Angus Mckenzie and the legion of superfriends is loving this set! +Having an iPhone is the issue.,Good one. +Oh look.. a YouTuber celeb (lol) is coming under fire and the community is trying to puff out their chests to say him. You guys are friggen weird. None of them give two squirts of bloody piss about you. Just your little pointer fingers. As far as helpful? How so? He tried out all the equipment and runs raids to give advice? Do that yourself you lazy fucks. As for he is a genuine dude. Right. Saw him belittle his Raid teams when this dork first sprouted. That's all I needed to see. Haven't paid a seconds attention to him since :),You sound super fun. +Anything to back that opinion up?,He's the first black president you racist prick! +It's not like he mentioned 'The War'...,"Which one, that against the Klingons?" +You'd be surprised how many men are adept at hiding their mysogyny until it's too late,"You need to be romantic to 'win the prize', after that, who cares?" +"The sentencing gap between men and women makes the sentencing gap between minorities and whites look pretty much benign. Men on average receive 63% longer sentences than women for the same crimes, and women are twice as likely to receive alternatives to incarceration (custodial sentences, probation, diversion, etc) as men are.","Ahh, nah you're just a whining men's rights advocate, man up" +"So many Forgiven apologists in this thread... FFS H2K had no shot, no matter who Forgiven played.",But H2K was easily one of the best 4 teams in the tournament! +people were perpetually confused with Finn Wittrock playing two characters in Hotel even though it was *blatantly* explained in the show so it doesn't surprise me.,I'm still confused how Tate and Kit are the same person! +Yup sure do. Howd you guess? They don't give a shit here. They have a half ass sex Ed program for half a year and its mostly movies.,Seems to be working well for them. +"Are you mad, man? Thinking for oneself is dangerous and should be delegated to the 'Oh' so enlightened feminists.","Check your privilege shitlord, you men can't be trusted to think from your position." +What is taking so long Hi guys I sent a payment earlier today and it has been 6 hours and it still has 0 confirmations any idea why,I really hate all the sarcasm in this thread! +"Hillary supporters of reddit, how do you feel about the 30,000 deleted emails?",They were just yoga and Chelsea's wedding +Is Mr. Clean gay?,Sounds pretty gay to me. +Game Thread: Calgary Flames (2-4-1) @ St. Louis Blues (3-1-1) Drinking Game: - Gaudreau dangles - 1 drink - D. Hamilton/Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Big save by Elliott - 2 drinks - Fight - 3 drinks ------ - Perron scores again - 2 drinks - Yakupov has played well since leaving Edmonton - 1 drink - Fabbri turns on the wheels - 2 drinks - Allen makes a big save - 2 drinks,No wideman dont score... who else is this sub gonna scapegoat. +"I remember, months ago, I sat down with my cousin who just picked up SMITE on ps4 and we compared his League of Legends account to my SMITE account, then we compared all the money spent and it was an equal amount, I spent something around 10 more bucks than he did, while I had all the playable characters in the game unlocked (and all the rest coming with each patch), on top of having like 150+ skins, pedestal, wards, etc, he had 70 champs or something like that and 50 or something skins + ward skins, etc. TL/DR: When comparing Hi-Rez to most of the other game development companies, they are nowhere near as greedy as the rest, remember all of their games are free to play & none are pay to win (I know there's gonna be the usual comment about Recon Artemis or Surfer He Bo, just save it), in the end. Hi-Rez is a company like all others, since they don't charge you for the game, they need to make money through cosmetic items, when many other companies charge you for both.",Recon Artemis +"He wore a condom, therefore it wasn't cheating!","Yeah, I mean, his penis didn't actually touch her, technically." +"Yeah, I realize that most employers like to pay tip workers something like half of normal minimum wage which does suck. The flip side is that if everyone just continues to blindly tip because it's the social norm then things won't ever change. We should be holding employers accountable for paying proper wages and tips shouldn't be something a server is counting on just to get by.",You're right and fuck all the single mothers and children that will go hungry in the mean time! +"Ah, Angels Ores....","And for all that, you probably still only get about 4 iron ore per second." +why did you fuckin expose it u wot,Yey drama +"Here's an example: the current minimum wage in Colorado is set by the constitution and is tied to inflation. Unfortunately, that means it will go down in a recession, and almost everybody thinks that's a really bad thing. But, it's not easy to fix: our elected representatives are nearly powerless to do anything. (Incidentally, that's one thing the proposed amendment attempts to fix.). The best they can do is propose an amendment for the citizens to vote on. At best that means it could be fixed once per year, but voter turnout means waiting for a major election. Had the minimum wage been done as a statute, the legislature would have the authority to make these modifications. As would the citizens, via a similar process as constitutional amendments. And if 71 passes, that's even more important.",Yeah fuck you and your sound logic! +Someone give me hope! Currently I have none going into Sunday. Help! :(,# RABBLE RABBLE YOU AREN'T A REAL FAN GTFO +It must be nice having such a simplistic view of politics.,MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN! +He left out KD,"More importantly, the muh fucka continues to throw shade at Singler and OKC" +I'm not even religious. I just common sense and morals.,Morals +Wait... what?! What the fucking hell does smoking have to do with being gay?! That reasoning was completely apples and *naranjas*.,"Only thing I can figure is the subtle idea that both are bad for your health, cause that's certainly solid logic." +Images of New MacBook Pro With Magic Toolbar Leaked in macOS Sierra 10.12.1,What's a headphone jack? +"I'm not going to defend Trump taking the bait, but come on, can we at least criticize Biden for inciting violence?",It's just locker room talk! +Ha! I already had a female one so I was excited to get a male. Now I have a complete set.,Did you just assume their genders? +We still have great philosophical minds like this. You can usually find them in special homes or outside rural gas stations.,Or on Reddit! +I'm with her?,"Wow, I've never seen this joke before" +Why do girls think it's okay to hit guys?,I didn't know that every single girl thought so. +"They've got to include Taiwan, but can't possibly offend the Chinese.",They could have at least not give them a flag that looks like a logo for a toy. +I had given up and stopped playing at 134. I'm happy to be back.,thanks for letting me know... I was wondering if you were happy to be back or not. +Sorry about your dead kid. Remember that time I tried to pick you up? I tried like hell! Believe me!!,He could have had her if he really wanted her. +Rolling a Guardian ( to play w/ a friend ) and a Revenant ( to play solo ) which race for each?! Show me your chars and convince me to pick a race!,Metabattle says Human Female is a meta pick all day every day. +"Mods are asleep, post your rare Pepes",###RACIST NAZI FROG +def pots are rarer,"Woaaah, then I'm even more lucky because I have 23 of those." +I need treatoad,You mean to tell me you ordered two different copies of a card that's not even been released in the tcg yet sneak peak or otherwise and your wondering why it hasn't shown up........baffling +"I'd love an afterlife, but I can't find any evidence of it:(",Why not just throw away logic and reason to embrace the wonder that is Faith in Him! +"Would it be a good idea to drop james white for T.Rawls, since D.Lewis is coming back and he is not available on my wavier wire. However T.Rawls is.",Yes +How are we still stuck in low earth but have been to the moon? It's been driving me nuts for awhile.,"Because the moon landing has been fake, doh." +Stole this from my Dining Hall...what this is?,Evidence +He only played 18 minutes. You're really overrating the impact he had on this game,yeah but they were the greatest 18 mins of all time +Cute child forces dad to pray.,"Indoctrination, man!" +Netflix and chill,God damn. +Pokemon Go is back to its #1 spot in top grossing apps in the App Store.,"No, don't you know,the game is dead and the vast majority of players have quit or are quitting." +Melee heros should get movespeed too during the active berserk duration so they can stick to target and actually get value out of the attack speed,Just take Zeratuls charging ult problem solved! +I need a way to create double walls without using lots of foundations Feel free to add me on steam: Kosmik. MY PP is a little green dude with blonde hair.,You should get that checked out. +"There exists a special circle of hell for anyone who corrects other people's grammar, online or aloud. I already know that someone will correct the grammar in this somehow.",*Peoples'* +"So the whole 'no legacy weapons', that work out well for ya...? At the risk of being mauled by Redditors and the devil on my own shoulder... I still have crit hit chance SMGs.... wasn't this supposed to be fixed? The whole 'no legacy weapons' statements etc? I post this only because of the possibility that if this was supposed to be the case and it clearly isn't that it might point to a wider bug issue somewhere.... least that is what the angel on my shoulder is telling me, the devil says I'm an idiot....",I have 3 legacy SMG too and agree with others that even the LVOA from the BoO right now is a better all around choice. +Vandalism is vandalism. It's someone's job to fix that.,He's already creating jobs! +Extreme Overreaction Hypothetical Trade,Yeah because Kings would be so down to trade their star for 3 more bench players +"Massa was ordered to let Alonso through (team orders were illegal back then, btw), but he still dedn't win the championship.","Interestingly, Rob Smedly ordered Massa to let Alonso through, now Rob Smedley followed Massa back to Williams XD" +"You are judged by your vocal talent, pronunciation, etc. my favorites are shaykh al afasy and shaykh sa'ad al ghamdi. Check it out, it's relaxing.",You are now on a list +"Sweet, 5 best buys across the entire US will get a single switch demo unit!",Can't wait to drive to San Jose or some random location San Diego that stopped looking inhabited three exits ago. +I was told she will be in ICU clinging to the last vestiges of her mortal life surrounded by lawyers updating her will to cover up Benghazi while Satanic priests chant resurrection hymns.,And lying about it +Ice's Fox at Eclipse 2 was FAST!,"Good thing Mafia made it into Summit instead of Ice, huh?" +I have the Tuesday and Wenesday off. I think I'm going to hide in my room and kill Raiders in Fallout.,Practicing for real life huh? +I'm confused,"Yeah he's quitting, just fill in your log in information in the description of the left stream to find out" +"This content is supposed to be paid for by all of our silver purchases throughout the year. In the past year of silver we've only been given 3 events: Last year's FotL, SRL, and Crimson Doubles. This FotL, which should mostly be free thanks silver paying for the live team, is almost entirely locked behind a paywall. You get 4 (almost) guaranteed new masks, and thats it. 80% of the content is behind a Paywall. This sucks for the obvious reason, but it also ruins the replayability. Last year we could grind out all of the masks. This year we just sit in front of Eva and buy treasure.","but but it`s for FREE, and they made the tower nice, for FREE" +Dear Reddit meet our new Bengal mix. He needs an awesome name. Any thoughts?,I named my grey baby Soot (and his orange brother Cinder) +did you actually wait 2 hours? or is that sarcasm?,Maybe he's still waiting +"Not really one mistake, more like a series of questionable actions that is open to interpretation. If you truly believe it was a mistake why do you think she used BleachBit? Why use that if you're not hiding something?","Well then I suppose she was trying to hide the nuclear launch codes, might as well just give up and vote Trump" +"on the upside that should be back with the Switch, right?",Cuz a marketing video is going to show the part where you wait for a 40 GB update. +Around 20% more sex crimes were reported to police in Finland during the first nine months of this year than during the same period of 2015. One-fifth of the suspects in reported sexual offenses were foreign nationals.,"This is RACIST, how dare such a post be allowed" +"The Halloween event is about scary pokemon and Grimer is scary. I mean, what isn't scary about pollution?","Dratini is pretty scary too, why didn't they include it in the event?" +Slayer Helm + Barrows Helm? Can we add barrows helms to our slayer helms to get the effects of the set. For example while slaying if you are dhing black demons you can still get the stats bonuses from slayer helm while still getting the effects from dh. or being able to heal with guthans while still getting bonuses?,Can we add all items into one ring so I can punch 99s and never have to wear anything ever again +"That's changeable, not exactly a law of Nature. Cancer won't ever be simplified by a pen.",What about a pen that can erase cancer using some kind of advanced radiation/wormhole technology ? +"Nuke is CT-sided, 11-4 on T is basically a guaranteed win. -Logic I aren't think that -MagiskB0y",Nuke is t-sided do you know the basics of cs +My roommate's cactus looks like a phallus.,What's a phallus lol that shit looks like a dick +Engine leash. To prevent the engine from getting away in the event of an accident,LS engines are bred to be fighting engines and should be illegal. +Wednesday night thread brought to you by your face,Public meetings are fun. +"GAME THREAD: Minnesota Timberwolves @ Memphis Grizzlies - (Oct. 26, 2016) 82-0 Boys!!",Rubio putting together another brilliant shooting performance. +Hate doing the brake lights on Buick tires.,Is the tire brake light a common failure? +In case you were wondering what kind of shirts G wears when he's out with friends,Hey does anyone know where Bobby is from? +Putin threatened war if we elect Clinton,Source? +Mine have been perfect except they randomly started speaking in Chinese (I dunno which) and I haven't looked into how to fix it yet.,"Hold the button for two seconds then, english mode" +"How to almost blow through a red light, in style","What's the problem, he left almost a whole meter of space for the pedestrians to cross in front of him" +"Why literally everyone in Pollnivneach is called 'Ali' The name 'Ali' became common when a mayor of Pollnivneach passed on, writing in his will that his fortune was to be left to 'Ali'. When no legitimate contender surfaced, a huge number of Pollnivneans had their names legally changed to 'Ali' in an effort to claim it. The practice of naming children 'Ali' has since become tradition, mainly in Pollnivneach. Taken from RS Wikia I've always been pretty interested in why there are so many NPC's named Ali and thought it was just a generic desert name until i read this... Here is a list of all the Ali's: Prince Ali, the prince of Al-Kharid Drunken Ali, a drunk man drinking Ali Cat, a un-owned cat involved in Smoking Kills Ali Cats, a criminal organisation active in Pollnivneach Ali Morrisane, the dealer involved in the Rogue Trader minigame Ali the Barman, owns The Asp & Snake Bar Ali the Camel, a talking camel Ali the Camel Man Ali the Carter, water salesman Ali Dodger, a member of the Ali Cats Ali the Dyer, a woman in Pollnivneach Ali the Egghead, a deceased bandit Ali the Engineer, a deceased bandit Ali the Farmer, in Al Kharid Ali the Guard, in Al Kharid Ali the Hag, a witch Ali the Kebab seller, kebab shop owner - **bold**My colleague**bold** Ali the Leaflet Dropper Ali the Mayor, mayor of Pollnivneach Ali the Operator, leader of the Menaphite Thugs Ali the Sandsweeper Ali the Shovel, a deceased bandit Ali the Smith, a blacksmith Ali the Snake Charmer, a snake charmer Ali the Tailor Traitorous Ali, a member of the Menaphites Ali the Wise, a scholar Ali Tist, sells unsolvable puzzle boxes This is good to know :)",because they all look the same. +What are some relationship green flags that indicate that the person is a keeper?,The person who's always been there for you someone you might not even realize until its too late... +"If it's so obvious, then why do most people in first world countries disagree?",Because most of them are obviously defilers of actual marriage. +World wildlife 'falls by 58% in 40 years',Are people wildlife? +Did they ever say so?,"We agreed the pokeball looks much better than big balls master ball, they didn't exactly say they respected it but I could toooootally tell they did from their look of confusion at my marvellous pokeballed legendaries and pride there of" +What do you do if someone asks you to delete a photo you've taken in film?,I throw the whole roll away +Evan McMullin made Utah a presidential battleground. Next he wants to transform conservative politics,Who the fuck is this guy? +"He also gave up a bunch of points. There was that one string of defensive series where he let Adams score on him, committed a shooting foul the next time, then allowed an offensive rebound putback. It was right before coach called timeout",You obviously didnt watch the game though +"The church is either true or it isn't I hate this line! This black/white perspective manipulates people to think that because there are some good things in the church, it is all true, and they need to conform their cognitive dissonance into accepting the load of shit that comes in the package along with the good. I say only a sith deals in absolutes.",....But look at the fruits man. +Your dad probably hates bald eagles.,I absolutely love shaming those silly non-voters! +"Okay first question, define socialism for me. What do you think it is?",The government does stuff +Someone didn't put their cooler on right after changing thermal paste.,I bet his low grade thermal paste just wasn't sticky enough. +"Awesome, that means you are never allowed to take Armor Pen (Lethality) Runes anymore, unless you want to get completely crushed in lane. And all that for a little bit more armor pen lategame? Like that would make any difference. What a unnecessary change, really.","Well Talon doesnt care about getting crushed in Lane, he gets anyways" +It clearly is.,Maybe someone should send a copy to Comey....? +"It's one of the simplest and best ways to power down a design -- rather than giving it a cost, make it trigger when the creature hits a player. Given the sheer number of legendary creatures this time around, AND the need to power down the Partner ones a bit, I'm not surprised we're seeing a lot of slith triggers.","Plus it's nice in that it helps the game end, which for casual commander players can be very helpful since no one wants to attack each other, leading to several hour long games for no other reason than politics" +"After having the Idol 3 5.5 last year, I won't buy any phone with the 615/617 proc. It's horrible.","Hey now, I liked my Idol 3 5.5 until they disabled band 12 on it and it became a paperweight... Thanks T-mobile!" +"To be fair, have we ever seen them in the same place at the same time?","Yes, but we shouldn't role out the possibility that either one of them was a body double or a hologram" +"For people like you who are half assed self sufficient, duh lol. Kinda like UIM and zulrah storage/looting bag. For those 0 integrity peeps",Yea that is exactly why the shops exist +Where will Yoenis Cespedes end up and what will his contract look like?,"Reading the replies here, I think to myself Once again, the rest of the baseball world forgets about the White Sox" +In your opinion who would a better coach to have ? I'm curious,Lets get Torts back so we can burn out our players for the playoffs! +Looking for a tribe that won't kick me for low level I'm currently levels 16 and still trying to figure out how people level up so fast... in a tribe now that says will remove those not level 10+ today. I can't figure out how most are all level 30+ so fast lol. Spend all my time baking food just for my tribe monster as I don't have any ethereal to use shards. 63024321DF,"Im only a lvl 12, but would love to finally join a tribe.. 63577914DE" +I bet you read it in Jean-Luc's voice too.,"Nah, Charles Xavier's..." +Canada is America lite though. Sometimes I can't even tell the difference.,Its not like we share common heritage and cultural values! +"had it running all during class today and im running it on high all night, almost at 500,000,000 keys today",The bitcoins are being farmed! +Why do you think id vote for trump? If I'm not going to vote for Hillary why would you think id vote for her Republican doppleganger,A vote for no one is a vote for Trump! +Hope everybody is having a good day! Just wanted to spread some positivity to my fellow overwatch players. Climbing can be tough but life is good and there is always another day. Keep grinding fellas and lets make this community shine!,This isn't sombra. +I tried to enter what i thought was a civil discussion about some topic or another on that subreddit and was immediately banned. I didn't attack anyone and i was very civil in my response. They don't want discussion. A small part of me wants trump to win just so i can watch the fallout as he embarrasses us on the world stage and then raises the debt and taxes and rolls back 100 years of progression and then steps down after 2 years because it's all just too much for me with the lowest favorability rating out of any modern president. Then again maybe i don't want all of that as i'd like america to be on the forefront of changing the world into a better place for everyone. Not just americans.,"great, he'd hand it off to Pence, that'd make everything better." +please pass the hot sauce!,Hilldawg is hogging it all. +Yea! Lol and even said I love you Bengi Hyung in one of the OGN interviews. How cute,Wasn't that scripted? +Is anyone elses r/all feed nothing but posts from r/the_donald?,"If you go to the new tab it shows every subreddit, I think they tried to change the algorithm again and our HIGH ENERGY was too much!" +"even the previous gen one went up $200, wtf are they thinking?",Well in their defense the previous price hike was 500 days ago +"So you're a Warmonger Decided to go for a scientific victory. Never attacked anyone, built up friendly relations with the three city-states near me, traded with my neighbors and was very peaceful. I had almost no army, just enough to stop barbarians. Suddenly, my closest neighbor (Aztecs) declares war on me. Alliances hadn't been researched yet, but we were super friendly. Due to a policy, I could pump out horsemen at a rate of 1 per turn. As a result, I quickly pushed back the Aztecs and started to move towards their city. Whilst doing this, Germany attacks me! Another close ally who randomly declares war. So I make peace with the Aztecs and laid into the Germans. Playing as the French, I felt the need to take several of their cities as reparations. We eventually negotiated peace, even though I could of obliterated them. Throughout these wars, every other nation starts denouncing me. By the end of the war with Germany, even other nation hated me. Even those I hadn't met yet. All accusing me of being a warmonger. Tried repairing relations but every turn, some jackass would denounce me for being a warmonger. So it's now the atomic era and I've become what they accused me. As their cities burn I think to myself this could have gone so differently.",Civ 6 diplomacy is so much better than civ 5's! +New Pokken Tournament arcade character reveal planned for November 1,"I wonder who that could be :o Hoping for a Water-type, maybe even a Steel-type" +"Further evidence that hipster is a term that means white people who I don't like. Some say hipsters drink PBRs. Some say they drink craft beers. For what it's worth, most craft beer nerds I know are just nerds and not really hipsters of any sort.",But but but they have a beard so they are hipsters! +"I love the jump that blacklight-flourescent somehow means it's tattooed, not stamped?",This is clearly the most logical conclusion +According to the media these guys were SO guilty. But now it seems they are innocent. I just don't trust the media nowadays.,yeah and George Zimmerman was a crazy gun toting racist white man right? +"GAME THREAD: Los Angeles Clippers @ Portland Trail Blazers - (Oct 27, 2016)","Review it, thats a flagrant." +"I mean think if it from a dating perspective. You take the girl out on a date, she is unsure if she likes you enough to date you long term so she says she needs a while. You proceed to send her weird texts telling her how much you want to be with her repeatedly for months. 9 times out of 10 it has the opposite effect.",you're telling me those are why it isn't working? +"Shit, man...I was mocked by my family for bawling my eyes out in hysterics when I watched that as a kid.","Well, maybe you shouldn't have been such a crybaby" +"In Germany, Syrians find mosques too conservative",I wonder who funds those mosques. +"Not all at once, I mean those are possible rewards individually.",But i need more fire extinguishers +Can you play Civilization 6 without ever founding a city? | No,PCGAMER has the best articles ever +I wonder what ANY Syrian armed group has ever had the time to learn about the use of bipods which are actually alreadily installed on those light machine-guns.,But the Rambo look is cool! +so it's changed,"But just because things are different than they were before doesn't mean they've changed, right?" +"Poll watching from a cemetery in Butler County, Ohio.",It'd be a damn shame if all them dead folks came back to life to vote +"This is so fucking annoying. I live in North Dallas (technically Plano, but whatever). Try getting anywhere in the city without a toll road. It's next to impossible. Going under one of those tolltag readers is at least 80 cents. Sounds like nothing, no big deal, right? Fucking WRONG. Those things are everywhere. It costs me like $2-3 just to get to work, and then $2-3 to get home. $20-30 a week just to have the privilege to get to work. They have monetized my fucking commute.",I pay 6 dollars per day in illinois great thing the government built me roads +Ever since a Japan kid died from exhaustion during a WoW expansion release....yes.,..................... survival of the fittest? +what is a great 2000s show that seems to be forgotten?,Star Trek Enterprise! +"There's no sense talking to those lot. Their opinion won't be swayed, it's just 'I was right about ____, and then if that is proven wrong they go on to the next guy they were right about that you weren't.","Aw, come on, everyone loves Skip Bayless!" +"Lots of Pennsylvania bars are now pulling Yuengling lager as the head of the company publicly supports Trump. There are FAR better Pennsylvania made beers anyway. Troegs, for example, has a splendid selection of fine beers.",Iron City forever! +The title also says **empty 30ml bottle** as well as the description and the reviews.,The caps must fit on empty bottles only obvs +"Wait, so are you ranting about Catholics or fundamentalist Christians? I'm just trying to keep up here.",They're all out to destroy Halloween! +This thread is basically how Mormons sound all the time.,Can confirm +"Deep South drought disrupting crops, drying up lakes",This is what happens when you let dudes marry dudes. +My mom made this for me.Took her 2 years.,You should tell her you aren't into Tigers anymore. +"People who ask questions. Seriously, I'm trying to brows Reddit right now and *every* flippin post is a question.",needs an +"And then somehow he got praise even though he's black, right? Because most of us aren't actually bigots and like to see all people being awesome? Maybe I'm just naive.",He only got praise because the guy who shared it on Facebook pointed out the racial bias DUH +I didn't mean to assume any gecko's abilities I'm sorry,Better be shitlord +Why are we even labeling it NA or EU mentality? I think that putting in effort and determination in order to achieve results is something players from all around the world do.,"Ahh, yes, Brazil and EU mentality, sorry." +"Everyone is taking for granted that we have a president who actually has a favorite rappers list. Like come on, as generic as this list is it's probably actually a genuine list of his favorite artists. I doubt the next president will be much of a hip hop fan.","I dunno man, Trump was featured on a Method Man album" +"The price of the dongles is more upsetting than needing dongles. $50 for USB-C to Thunderbolt 2 $20 for USB-C to USB $25 for USB-C to Lightning $70 for USB-C to HDMI $70 for USB-C to VGA I couldn't imagine spending $4,300 on a maxed out MacBook Pro and then being told I need to spend an extra $50 to connect my Thunderbolt external hard drive to it.",That's how much **courage** costs these days +Nigel Farage backtracks on Donald Trump support amid groping claims,How is t_d responding to this? +"As a Trump supporter, this is the one area I was afraid about and have tweeted to him about in the past.",Shouldn't have voted for him then +"have 2 FTs, thinking about Sterling to Walcott for one of them, comments? Sterling has 5 great game weeks (ish) in a row, but walcott seems to be in form (until I pick him up of course) but with the extra cash I could upgrade Lukaku to Costa or maybe another position somewhere...thoughts?","Costa isn't much of an upgrade to Costa considering they're both in good form, I'd upgrade someone else." +"And oh yeah, we got Snowbarry!",Don't even start with these ships... +"Which Christmas player do you hope you DON'T get? Obviously all the 88+ Christmas cards are pretty decent, but which one would you guys want the least when EA gives them to us? The only one that wouldn't fit in my synergies at all would be Tatar, so I'm not sure if I'd even use him. How about you guys?","Tatar, I really want Laine." +do you even CNN bro? had me rolling in laughter thank you!,Hurr durr we luv Drumpf! +Fire(d),I smell a collab mixtape +Need a boot drive for windows 10-will 64GB be enough? I am about to get an m.2 boot drive thats 64gb (I only plan on using it for windows 10 and storing everything else on another ssd). Will this be enough space or will I need something bigger? I've heard some people say windows 10 takes 20-40 gb and other people say it takes up to 128,I have Windows on a 120gb (with 3DMark installed) and I have 53gb remaining +"PMT w/Peter King 10/5/16 What an amazing episode. They keep on topping themselves. I was near tears at my desk when BigCat busted out the MFK between Goodell, Starbucks and Springsteen. PK was amazing also. Pure entertainment. I cannot wait till the exit interview too. If PK spits some chew I will absolutely lose it.",Exit Interview dropped... Spoiler alert... PK isn't a chawdawg +Can you get a Double-Sided Ice&Fire Knife? I wondered if this sort of knife pattern existed. If so could you put which knife and which pattern it is in the comments. Thanks!,you cannot unfortunately +"Looking back on the season, what's one decision this year that you'd reverse in a heartbeat? Cubs fan here, but IHDK. This can also apply to bullpen decisions, trades, starts, and basically anything that doesn't involve the umps/instant replay/held challenges.",The one to start Schwarbs in that game in Arizona. +Yourself?,"If I want to rape myself, I have to not want to rape myself, and then I would not rape myself, even though I do want to rape myself, which can only be accomplished through my lack of desire to do so." +"Possibly the most disappointing game I've seen so far from NP. Thats where you simply expect better. They didn't get out drafted, didn't get out laned, but just showed no confidence in themselves to even apply pressure on the map, never mind end the game. It's the kind of game that create arguments and tensions within your team, be interesting to see how they rebound from that shameful performance.",Shamefur dispray +Is Jordan the next domino to fall?,"Jordon for Israel, Oman for Saudi Arabia." +"Us bombing innocent people in another country is not just another country's problem, everyone in the US should be guilted to vote against that, not just women.","No they don't, and that's the problem." +Are you going to claim that the emails are fake too? Or haven't you seen them because CNN claims it would be illegal? Delayed answer as Reddit wants me to wait 10 minutes between posts.,seriously stop. +Sorry guys but all those threads are dead right now would you drop Maclin or Shepard for Coates?,no +What is weirdest animal fact you know off the top of your head?,Platypus lactate even though they have no nipples. +"If you could change the world using a sentence, what would you say?","Don't do drugs, do me." +Can John Fox look any stupider chomping on that fucking gum?,See: Bo Pelini +Raven ruined MWR,"Stupid post, even if" +Long before cell phones.,Long before phones. +Colts sign Devin Street off of the Patriots practice squad.,I guess Moncrief really is hurt. +Just a reminder that our future POTUS is a con-man and has defrauded thousands of Americans out of millions. This story is way more important than the *Hamilton* distraction.,Not to mention the Republican promises to find Hillary guilty of lying about her emails and lock her up! +Please don't give anyone any ideas.,"Aren't the money makers the true patriots, the Stock Market should definitely open with the National Anthem or be forbidden from any money making event." +Raven ruined MWR,How could people even consider this to be anything but +*Furiously taps phone trying to throw ball*,"Man, the new pokemon go update has some serious graphic changes." +Jim Caldwell. Check the report.,Does that mean Jim Bob Cooter would take over? +Shit. She was freaky. How did that work? Strapon?,She mostly licked my turd cutter. +"Kiermaier, Donaldson, Simmons, Heyward, Kiermaier, Pillar, Lindor, Machado, Kiermaier, Simmons",I love Simba but I'd like to petition to have the second Simmons replaced with Crawford. +Bob Day resigns. Again. Effective Immediately.,I was expecting Malcolm Turnbull to become an investor in Day's companies. +I had a shiny magnemite show up on my poke palago.... He then left 20 mins later :(,"Oh, you can get shinies on Poke Pelago?" +where can i get a reddit M.D. degree?,"You don't need to be a doctor to know that when you're dehydrated, you should probably re-hydrate." +"Player Values Hi, I have bought fifa every year but this year i decided not to. Now that i need a new game i was wondering a few things. i am portugese and i am getting the game for the simple purpose of building a portugese team minus ronaldo. i am not sure however of the cost of these players and i was wondering if someone could give me a rough estimate of some of their costs. pepe, renato sanches, joao mario, quaresma, nani, and joao moutinho. thanks for the help!","mario and moutinho are discard price, pepe is slightly over 30k, sanches is 6.5k and you can get quaresma + nani for under 5k, not too expensive, pepe costs more than everyone else combined though" +in game stats mate,"I just googled that now, wtf EA basically lied to everyone about his stats considering there was no futhead or the like back then" +"Will you stop with the party politics? It's what caused the messes of the last 20 years. This isn't a damn game, this is our lives, our liberty, and our happiness. Support the person, not the party. The Republicans tried all kinds of shady shit, the Democrats tried even shadier shit. The people stood up and said enough is enough. You would do well to heed that wisdom.","I'm getting attacked by partisans, so I'm sure as hell going to defend myself." +Aren't knives the real chop sticks?,*hits blunt* bruh +knowing ccp it will get a buff,"U mad, bruh?" +"Hillary said it herself, she is not a progressive... btw Bernie, nice new home.",But.. she is the progressive candidate! +Because top Democrats including Obama and Clinton hate her.,That's why she is on Hillary's campaign... +"Democratic Party says it was hacked again, blames Russians",Fire them all! +again they are easy points imo,"I personally enjoy them, but I know they got a lot of hate on here around the time of ZNS, especially when invisible ones spawned haha" +Life is a series of endless mysteries...,Denk +"TIL that according to a Tibetan monastery, Steven Seagal is a tulku, the reincarnation of Chungdrag Dorje, a 17th-century terton (treasure revealer) of the Nyingma, the oldest sect of Tibetan Buddhism.",Lol +Bernie Sanders on if he would have won: 'What good does it do now?',fuck cnn and its hillary thumping bullshit. +"Saint Briana tried her best, but Vicki can't be redeemed.",But they nailed Vicki to the cross like Jesus so that has to count for something +"Either Packers win and we gloat. Or Packers lose and we go eh, it was the Vikings opening day in the new stadium, tough environment. Calling out our fanbase now.",I will sulk if the lose to a team playing their backup QB. +"IW Map Discussion Disclaimer: I'm acutely aware that I haven't seen every map nor have I played the game for longer than a weekend; however, I have seen a preview of upcoming maps and have also noticed a trend since MW3 regarding map design. With that said... How is everyone feeling about the maps they've seen so far for IW? - Corridor shooter. Maps just feel like they're made for arena purposes. - Maps have basic geometry blocks instead of real obstacles. Instead of strong map design they decided that at random area 'X' that there should be a cube. Not a downed helicopter or tank, but a random cube. Instead of cleverly blocking off areas I constantly found myself breaking the suspension of disbelief and realizing that block 'X' was put here just to stop my progression forward. - Maps seem too sterile. This one is hard to put into words but when I see maps like Throwback or Frontier it just seems like they're going through the motions. Perfect angles with nothing else going on in the map. It looks like it was created in Halo Forge mode. - No heart. Go look at Crossfire or Overgrown and you can see the sweat put into the map designs. These were unique and impressive maps that will be remembered for their strong gameplay. Maps now seem like throwaway maps to be forgotten in a year. - No immersion. When running through Crash I could feel like I was in a real area shooting through real buildings. Now I'm just running through generic building 'A' without any sense of actually being in the map. - Limited verticality. How many maps is someone in floor 2 of when you're in floor 1? I haven't seen many. In Precinct there were a few areas where you're in the 2nd floor of a building but with no other floors it was really just an extension of 1-level gameplay. You ran past the building and you knew that if someone was in there they would be in the 2nd floor. Compare this to Crash where you have, by my count, 5 buildings with multiple levels. TL;DR: The maps feel incredibly basic with no lasting impression meant to be left. It's like they're just churning these out because they have to at this point. Your thoughts?",When I played COD 4/WaW I felt like I was in Black Hawk Down and Saving Private Ryan. +"No, that's what the song is about, you dumbass.",That wasn't his question. +it just went to shit for me,Same but it's fixed itself. +Redditor does beautiful impression of fanboy box office predictions,The fact that they have Logan of all things as 235 OW is the icing on the cake. +Remember when they tried to frame Assange as a pedophile? Projection This may be one of the scarier things that they have done. Anybody who opposes HRC can be framed,"You are correct, you can ALWAYS tell what the left is doing becuase they will ALWAYS accuse Conservatives off it." +Very frequent DC'ing on OSRS (Help please),Alot of Aussies are dcing on a regular basis the past few days. +More like Rammus of League lol,Okay +What if I'm trying real hard to see it but can't? Anyone feel like using Paint to outline this so-called robo-cock?,Paint might harm the rooster. +How does one just simply quit reddit?,You get taken out to a cabin in the woods and your friends destroy your electronics you Reddit on. +I could see vision taking that role more so than strange.,I believe Vision will die and Strange will be the one who goes after Thanos' gauntlet +Decisive Strike broken again,threatening devs because a perk isn't working... wow +Kanye to the Tampa crowd: Kid Cudi don't ever mention Ye name..,Imagine if Kanye removes Cudi from TLOP with another album edit? +Same with going 73-9 without a ring,That's the joke +This is true,hit me up if you want to talk about it +Or maybe an offering to make it rain?,Blood rain +Will Soros have a heart attack from the suspense and shock? Time will tell!,God willing! +"I just took a moment to realise what is actually happening at the moment. This is the best shit ever. In whatever underground bunker George Soros is hiding right now, i hope he is crying like a god damn baby.",Hope he is extradited to Russia! +Thank you for this. It was killing me that I couldn't correct them while listening. But if I wasn't from AZ I wouldn't know any of the either,Actually I'm not from Arizona I just knew a little bit of their history and looked up some of the rest so I could present them the facts. +Third actually. Hjalmarsson is usually after Hossa,Oh yeah how could I forget about Hjalmarsson being in the waiting list for an alternate captain position. +Trump will never run Trump will never get over 15% support Trump will never get over 20% support Trump will never get over 25% support Trump will never get over 30% support Trump will never get over 40% support Trump will never be the nominee Trump will never win the general election Trump will never build a wall Trump will never help the White Working Class Etc.,You need to edit the wall one out of your copypasta. +1571103 so you're fapping?,"1571104 Not at the moment, no" +Friday Night Thread brought to you by End of September,*abrazos* +Nobody knows what the emails say yet. This includes Fox 'News'.,They probably say Hillary was the 19th 9/11 hijacker Or at least that's what I'll just assume and never follow up on +americans,I can assure you that there are poor people that are American. +Stumped? Predictable? What on Earth are you talking about? He did get more minority votes than Romney?,"You're making the claim, you provide the evidence!" +If you're still being infinited that's a personal problem.,Apparently the three window limit includes the killer climbing through the window; I didn't know that when I made that post +She was also on Botched! She gets around,Pun intended. +This seasons Tennessee team. What if I told you this year was supposed to be our year? What if I told you that Next Year will be our year? Every year.,I'm already bored. +"no no no, leave that to us",excuse me +I'd take Brandon Ingram and have him and Porzingis as the big duo for the next decade.,Skinny and long duo. +"Stand Pat!, 1904.",I don't get it. +"What should I, an American nationalist do if Hillary is elected? Anything illegal or treasonous is out of the question.","Accept that your nation is doomed, and give it a merciful ending by setting off the Yellowstone supervolcano." +Hopefully CBS puts the safety ceremony clips on the app. It doesn't seem possible to change the time on the live feed from the app or Chromecast.,It really isn't worth watching. +Monster,Thank you! +"I just played in the Milwaukee legacy classsic 2 weekends ago, and it was pretty much equal with the standard classic. I think thguess bigger problem is SCG moved to the 2 day open, increased the prizes and they stayed the same size. I think this is the real problem, yet they continue to ignore it.","I think recent standard attendance has been quite low relative to normal, prompting this panic decision and WotC heel-face turning on rotation." +Philippe Coutinho is now just one goal away from being the all-time Brazilian top scorer in the Premier League,He's pretty fucking good and very exciting to watch. +What did we learn? Week 8 Week 8 is officially over. What did you learn about your team? What did you learn about your division rivals or about a specific player? Anything new that surprised you this week? A specific play or outcome?,Jay Cutler is an elite QB. +"They really need to stop using the phrase police concussion grenade. Concussion grenades are not crowd control devices. They're not police issue stuff either. They're meant to kill anyone within about 6 ft and destroy equipment with a pressure wave and minimal shrapnel. There are a few devices that could do something like this, like a Stinger grenade (essentially a fragmentation grenade with less lethal rubber shrapnel), but absolutely not a concussion grenade. Even the most basic research would have told the reporter that reports of a concussion grenade are *extremely* unlikely.",More than likely they are confusing flash bang grenades with concussion grenades. +"Careful, if you go one level deeper you'll never get out",are you complaining about my complaining about J00sties complaining about the op's complainging about the people complaining about comp capers complaining ebcause they lost their cape? +10-Team Standard Pick 2: Ezekiel Elliott Isaiah Crowell Theo Riddick Carlos Hyde,Zeke and Crowell definitely. +Developer Update | Symmetra Redesign | Overwatch,"Sounds like Sym will still have her niche, but will now actually dominate it and will have versatility outside of it." +"Dad for the last time stop replying to my comments, it's embarrassing. :(",k son +"Amick] Mark Cuban on revoking ESPN season credentials: Won't go into details yet, but it has nothing to do with editorial. It's a much bigger issue. ESPN can write whatever they want, just like always. This has nothing to do with what we did.",Maybe they donated to Trump or something? +Literally the worst and most disgusting Halloween Costume Ever.,"Humans are a fine species, aren't they?" +I'll trade u some Halloween/Christmas stuff for pink unicorn gorn,Already traded sorry. +"Yes, the grips are not as good as the rubber on the special editions/elite but they do provide enough grip to make a difference compared to the old controllers with no grip.",Where did you get your controller? +TOLS GOD I'D BE BACK IN A SECOND,MAN IT'S SO HARD NOT TO ACT RECKLESS +"If you're upset about Trump, maybe you should direct your anger towards those who cheated Bernie Sanders out of the presidency.",Polls wouldn't change from May by election day? +"I work them long nights, long nights to get a payday","Finally got paid, now I need shade and a vacay" +Do you? as far as I can tell your claim that I fabricated information has a much evidence as it being valid. I like to believe Im innocent until proven guilty.,That a no? +Colt McCoy named emergency long snapper,omg the Cowboys are so fucked +Doesn't the Doubledealer jam a lot?,Only by user error. +Except it wasnt,You must be fun at parties. +"I don't hate him, I just can't imagine myself petting a large muscular man in a tiger mask...",But machamp is fine. +"When the opponent spawns a Sparky, Wizard, and PEKKA and you have 2 elixer to defend.",Well you deserve to lose that game :/ +Texas Walmart Opening restaurant that will serve only State Fair foods,Can I please get one of these wonderful restaurants in Atlanta? +"Man. Talk about ending the election at 9:01 GA goes blue, game over",Or Florida or NC or Ohio Lotta states could end his path by 9:01 EST +On the Central Coast about 10 years ago myself and a couple of mates were walking home really late at night after a party at a friends place. We ran into a group of girls who asked us for cigarettes to which one of my mates replied that we were fresh out of Winnie Pinks. One of the girls went fuckin mental and clubbed him with a bit of wood that was lying around. We went to the nearest police station and the duty constable's response to the story was Did you fucking hit the slut back or what?,Did you fucking report the duty constable or what? +Scream,Mmm... gaseous Iodine... Take a big lungful of that... +Monte: My thing is don't have an opinion on somebody if you don't really know 'em. ------ lol,Did I tell y'all how I hated Justin the second I met him? +"Also, I realize that she's 1 of at least 3 who fell. What's up with the guy in the very back who looks like he's being assisted by officers? Why are there so many people falling in this GIF?",Why are so many people carrying things? +Rockies win more than the nationals,You are technically correct +#NoLivesMatter,\#AllThingsContainMatter +There are tires on Dust 2?,Had a bomb hidden in a tyre before. +So this is in my game design class...,#prayforharambe +Okay just read the posters. It's a pie eating contest.,lol i was gonna say NYCC planning. +"Yes it fucking is. All you need is a couple of games after you've gotten a 2 week ban and grats, you are now perma banned. What is funny is if you play 1 game a week and are extremely toxic in that 1 game, you will probably never be banned.","I have few friends that are flaming almost every game that's going wrong, worst thing they got so far was chat restriction." +why do teammates from solo Que not accept my friend request after the game?,Cause winning one game with them isn't enough to become their friend. +"Having read several articles on this now, I think this title is sensationalist click bait. AFAIK, the Echo only records everything you say only in that it's waiting for the wake up word (Alexa by default). So it has to listen in order to wait for the word. However, Amazon has said that none of that conversation is purposely stored anywhere. What the police are banking on in this case is that purposeful interactions with the device will establish a timeline and identify certain people that interacted with it. If they get really lucky, the device may have mistaken a word as Alexa and started recording. In which case, it might have stored a bit of conversation (like I Bob, am totally going to kill you, Steve, right now). They also want to dig into the hardware and find the memory buffer within the device that might hold a few seconds of sound that it holds while the device evaluates what it hears for the trigger word Alexa. In other words, Amazon is not recording all your conversations, and now the police/government can get at them at will. They have your laptops and cell phones for that purpose.",So what happens when it comes out they the Echo does indeed record everything you say? +"As an American I can say that not all of us are racist. In fact, most aren't. But some idiots are and say some stupid shit then we all get a bad rep",There was a *lot* when I was there. +Don't be a creep,Don't be an asshole +Poor Scott can't even attend Veto meeting.,He said yesterday that he hoped he couldn't attend because it would be funnier that way. +Try a good old fashioned exterminatus.,Maybe we should just stick with nerf darts. +Gay Acceptance Transgender bathrooms will lead to legalized pedophilia! .. somehow!,Too crazy even for the_dunderpate +"Unlike the girl in the story, who did not admire spunk at all.","She could admire it, just not touch it." +"THE REST OF REDDIT IS WAKING UP, THEYRE NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!!! THE ADMINS ARE REAL SAD THO!!!!!",Source? +"Until now I don't know what the fuck is gamer-gate, and I have seen loads of discussions about it and polarized talk.",not caring about ethics in game journalism shame on you +What's your favorite method to discover new music?,Plain old radio +go be creepy as fuck somewhere else asshole. blocked.,Sorry babe. +Can you not leave your beard trimmings in the sink?,*looks at this sink* Literally unplayable. +Which is the excuse used in every single case of someone not making an attempt out of fear of failure....,Or the reason people didn't commit suicide. +"Please don't repost, especially with the same picture.",Okie Dokie +"There's still something hypocritical about freaking the fuck out over someone using peaceful protest, while quoting his disrespect for our rights as the reason for your tantrum. Fighting to shut down his speech clearly flies in the face of the entire concept of free speech.","I haven't seen a lot of freaking out more just: Wow, that really skinny benched quarterback that still hasn't recovered from his last injury sure is an asshole for trying to get attention during the national anthem, why hasn't he been fired yet?" +Small sample size fun: If Avery Bradley maintains 8.3 RPG it'd be the most ever by player 6-2 or shorter,Fat Lever at 6'3 with 9.3 rpg +"Mo Williams or Jameer Nelson Which one do you think was better? Each of them made the all star team before, neither of them were really ever top 8 guards though, and spent most of their career as role players and below average starters. On top of that they played much better when with superstars(Lebron and Dwight). Both will be forgotten in history, but today we decide who was better.",Mo +"RE: ALL THE PEOPLE WASTING YOUR VOTES Imagine you are in a ship that is taking on water very heavily. Two people jump up to the highest part of the ship. The Republican exclaims, I can save you, just take all these buckets here and start pouring the water off the side of the boat! We should be able to make it to land. The Democrat, No, don't listen to him, take the bucket and start filling up the ship, the faster we sink the faster we can start to swim to shore. The Libertarian picks up his bucket and throws it into the ocean.",The Trump conservative laughs and waves as he hurtles past in the trump train. +"plus-size models are great, because they're finally showing young people you don't need to be skinny to be beautiful. you just need an extremely attractive face.",It's about being healthy. +"Firing up the bots, NOW.",I'm firing mah lazor! +The constitution requires that electors are allocated as the legislatures of each state see fit. So I don't think that a referendum would work.,The Supreme Court ruling on Arizona's congressional redistricting might be precedent. +Is Diesel more harmful to the environment than other fuel?,It emits less CO2 than gasoline but the NOx and particulate matter are the problem +Table Tennis anyone?,I got a giggle out of this one +Um... What is this?,the wall needs to be taller +"Many other universities moving up into the top 100. SKKU, KU and Yonsei aren't far off.",KU was in +Dunno. Every NPC has a good time for being stationed on a fucking carrier.,I wonder what they're on. +"I'm not banned because there's no reason to ban me, I'm very passive on here and if you guys were smart you wouldn't want me banned. Just because I hack doesn't mean I don't work with you guys... I'm a part of the community as well I look at all the posts and I give feedback, I'm not gonna be rude because I hack. I used unturned as a tool to help me learn everything. I learned how to code hack program ect. I have a couple friends that own servers and I test their security to and once I do everything I make sure I don't leave any permanent damage and I help them make their server more secure and how to even protect themselves. Also I don't just test the security of servers on unturned I also test my friends security in general (servers, their device, websites and even use social engineering ect.) I do everything to make sure my friends are secure. (I get permission for all of this by them as I believe i said and the I help them be more secure) so I'm not just a dirty hacker. Most of the stuff I do is good. I do all of the above within a week and tell them to stay on their toes. Usually people that get into stuff like this don't give a 1 week notice or let alone ask for permission... the reason I do 1 week is so I can test them when their guard is down, because obviously their guard isn't gonna be down 30 seconds and it's not gonna be up for 168 hours, so I gotta give it some time and do it when they least expect it. It's hard it tell you exactly what I do because it's a lot more than I have the time to type but anyway, I help this community just as you guys.","You have a more noble cause then gruntex.. the reason that I thought you would've been banned is that you defended gruntex, as he was releasing hacks to people who could cause lasting damage to a server." +Morrowind early game,I never forget the alchemist that just falls down and die because his elixir of super acrobatig runs out before he hits the ground. +Everything dies at some point.,Not me +Bataclan bars Eagles of Death Metal from reopening show,"Looking at the demographics of France it is probably wise to take that line, especially if you are dealing with a lot of people in an enclosed space."