diff --git "a/chunk72.csv" "b/chunk72.csv" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/chunk72.csv" @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"From the Air, Environmentalists Record Flooded Farms",Interactive map with photo's of the flooded farms and their proximity to water supply. +McCrory joins GOP governors in Orlando,You would think that with all this hand-wringing and verbal volley about his contested election that Patty wouldn't have time or the energy to go to Orlando. +North Korelina is Best Korelina,Sweet and sour pulled pork! +"I do understand and am aware how deductibles work and how easily costs can run into the thousands... and I've even been unemployed. The reasons why I have health insurance and make pains paying it despite going up each year. You are making all these assumptions to paint a picture of me that isn't real. As for karma, I do not believe you understand how it works... first you have to believe in it.",Jesus take the wheel. +"Gaijin, pls... Boeing B-47 Stratojet",handley page victor plis +"Why would CTR pay for people to post, when people are more than willing to post for free? CTR doesn't pay anyone to post you idiot.",you forgot your +Me too. I'd be spiritual if I could so I can have faith that this evil will be purged.,"Went like this for me, bro: - thought an omniscient being beyond human comprehension was irrational Then - realized the alternative was the belief that an infinitely dense cluster of matter randomly decided to expand infinitely, arranging itself in a manner that follows rules (contradicting any randomness) and that eventually gives way to gaseous matter that turns into life which, through neo-darwinian evolution, somehow turns into an ape that eats psylocybin mushrooms and develops sentience... Somehow after truly considering the beliefs science hands us, it seems that whichever solution is accepted requires a greater form in order to create the result." +"Live Discussion (November 12, 2016) (Dave Chappelle / A Tribe Called Quest) Welcome to our *SNL* **live discussion** thread! This week's host is Dave Chappelle, and the musical guest is A Tribe Called Quest. For those new to the show, tune into your local NBC affiliate from around 11:30 PM to follow this episode live. A quick recommendation to mention the sketch you're referring to in your comment. It's not a hard and fast rule, but it does make the thread more readable after the show finishes. Since this thread is likely to fill up quickly, consider sorting the comments by new (instead of best or top) to see the newest posts. This should be automatically done, but it might not be so maybe check. Enjoy the show!",Goddamn this SNL lineup couldn't have been better for the current atmosphere +what a tool,"Well the book was published in 2006, so we're talking about immature Randy Orton here." +This is common knowledge. You don't ever play with friends and exchanges jokes?,What is this Friends of which you speak? +A Nintendo game so bad it actually went on sale.,Shots fired +"It's OP, but for everyone's sake don't buy it if you have no clue on how to play properly a CV",Not like Cvs are hard lol. +"Also, good on Scott for being strong enough to admit he needs to give himself a break. As someone who battled depression and anxiety, it means a lot when people I look up to recognise their mental illnesses and don't just squirrel it away like I felt I was supposed to...",Right on. +"In common sense land, states rights are a right wing buzzword that has zero basis in reality. There have been amendments past the tenth, much to the chagrin of confederate wannabes.",You are literally arguing with a definition. +"My Favorite review, I had to call customer service to find out that the monitor is not compatible with Windows 10",Damn Microsoft making all these OS that only support specific monitors! +True love doesn't exist. Neither does God.,Literally everyone is cringe here +"Before awkakening its a bit meh, but after you;re a SUPER AWESOME FLYING NINJA CANNON MAN",And your 100%is literally Wario +Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to be questioned over rape allegations,Spectacular timing. +My KIA dealer is performing demonic sacrifices...,I bet that they have 666 mbps download speeds. +How can anyone read this and think that we AREN'T the villains in this story?,"Well we fight for (((them))), that should make us the good goys right?" +"I'm not saying it was, but a fucking 260lb+ grown ass offensive lineman should probably be able to handle their shit. Nobody knows the full situation. News stories of adults getting bullied don't happen all that often, because plenty of adults just don't let that shit happen to them.",Google victim blaming +Haha don't be stupid Hillary isn't going to win obviously most of America are voting trump xd,Yes because the election is really decided by the popular vote in America. +"An AWP compilation I made, looking for feedback on general editing -",Nice work +Lol the air force. Where everyone is a pilot.,Aviation in general: where everyone is either a pilot or works in the tower. +He was sexting a 15 year old.,But did he *intend* to? +Girls fighting in public with no panties on.,*Zooms in on vagina* +"Solar-powered Pipe desalinates 1.5 billion gallons of drinking water a year for California - The machine can generate 10,000 MWh each year and additionally turn 4.5 billion liters (or 1.5 billion gallons) of salt water into drinking water in that time.","If implemented, this could really drive down the price of salt." +"Thank you, I try to be a voice of reason","You're not trying very hard, because you're failing miserably at that." +What's a terrible piece of advice that everyone loves giving?,There's always more fish in the sea +Yeah it rejected my first one calm down,Rejected your first one for a reason.... This video has been re posted all day +Mate I went to Nick's website and clicked on his policies...No. Indigenous Australian are fucked because of too much welfare they need less not more. Climate change isn't happening. Gays are happy here they don't need to divorce as well. Where's my right to self defense back? Chkchk boom. I want a candidate that puts me first not everyone else.,I never said Nick was perfect but he is more convictions based compared to Trump but his policies are centre-left not centre-right. +No,No you're a... Ahhhh clever. +Finally an II!!,tfw similar comment section +"Dez had one of the worst game I've seen him play. He wasn't running out routes and seemed like he didn't want to be out there. Janoris Jenkins is a very good corner, but, a lot of the mistakes were made because of Dez, not the coverage. That interception deep, while not Dez's fault, Dez clearly took that play off once he got 15-20 downfield. It was a bad throw, but, at least if Dez had run it out, he might have been in the area. The fumble is 100% unacceptable. That is 100% on Dez.","One of the worst games of his career, two turnovers were his fault and another one you could arguably say as well, depending on if he failed to run his route correctly or Dak just straight overthrew him." +What's my favorite food?,PB&J +Is it acceptable to climb aboard the Christine Michael hype train again?,I'd say its acceptable to climb aboard the train for this week only. +"This also includes Joe Biden. So after today, Mason would've hosted the Democratic nominee and vice president nominee, and the Republican VP nominee in the past year. And that's not including Sanders, Kasich, Obama, and Michelle. It seems we have a politician here every week.","Well it makes sense, seeing as how we're technically less than 20 miles from the 200 year old mansion they all want to be stuck in." +We should make a post for everyone at worlds.... Good analyst though,^^^^Even ^^^^Pulse ? +1. Harden Substantial gap 2. DeRozan 3. Klay 4. Butler 5. McCollum,ayyo the first one is a PG tho +"I doubt other mobas require you to have the same hand eye coordination as Paragon though, especially since they're all top down not including smite.",Play them before you say they don't need as much hand eye coordination as Paragon. +"Ah yes, the days when internet caused the French revolution.",The alt-right and their cake lies! +the serial killers,We draw the line there LOL +"I'm not a fan of LSU and I don't eat meat but fuck PETA. Don't listen to them LSU, having a tiger is awesome.",I was vegetarian for 10 years and always hated PETA. +"Day 20: Saturday, 19 November 2016 **QOTD:** Traveling. How do you handle such when fasting?","AOTD: Travelling isnt an issue for me, I dont travel much, when I do, I either dont fast- to be able to try regional foods, or just fast without any problems." +I can 100% confirm a challenge will be in place at the normal time challenge is activated after a weekly reset. IB is going to launch at the exact same time it does every time it's IB week.,"Ah, so whenever they can be bothered" +"Fun Reminder for Iron Banner (and control in general): TAKE the third zone. Bring the chaos. Show you're a man (or a woman) and dominate the other team as they start spawning in front, behind, and all around you. Maybe right on top of you. Nothing demoralizes another team like monopolizing all the zones. This semi-serious post brought to you in the name of fun. If you want to win, take and hold two zones.",Dont stop there either Make sure you grab heavy when ur the only one there tool AND always go to cap a flag on your own when the whole team is around +So youre telling me its because Java client is slow as fuck that we are able to see it on there? :P,Exactly +*inhales deeply* **I DON'T CAAAAARE.**,Do you appreciate the hentai at least? +"So where's Ortiz rank among Boston sports heroes? If Brady and Ortiz walk into a club at the same time, who gets the VIP treatment?",The one who cheated less i guess... come at me downvotes... +Not a lot of people like Abe and absolutely nobody likes Putin (pretty much true of the entire world minus Russians and Trump supporters) so it's hardly going to be a crowd pleaser.,You forgot about the two billion folks from India and China that love them some Putin. +"Sire help. I'm 90 in all melee stats, I have 99 range, and 79 mage, What set up should I use for sire? I have done DT.","idk, have you tried one of those million sire guides there is at youtube?" +PS4 HM WOTM 385+ and Exp lf2m Post light level and class down below and I'll add u.,ronald_-sc 396 already done it hunter +"jesus. I need more ram but can't go back to windows what the fuck this thing sucks, but my 2013 is too fucking slow as well. *shoots self in head*","It was a bug that was already patched, FYI." +But if UW is not undefeated I think the Pac-12 could definitely get left out of the playoffs. So it's also impactful in that sense.,You make a good point. +"When I worked for my state's department of labor, we did not compare SSN's in our system with any official record. It would've been pointless, because so many people fat-finger their SSN, accidentally type a relative's instead of their own, or deliberately enter a false number to protect their privacy that it would've been a massive waste of time to actually verify those against some authoritative list. If there was ever a question, we had someone produce their SSN card and valid ID. When I left, there was a huge push to limit employee access and request for SSN's anyway to protect people's information and privacy. I believe they were working on a way of using a generated unique ID to get away from having systems match via SSN because SSNs are not unique.",TIL SSNs are not Unique :O given america's population now I'm wondering why I ever thought it was... +"Andy Slater on Twitter: Horrific news to report this morning, multiple people inform me that Marlins' pitcher Jose Fernandez was killed in a boating accident.",WHAT +"Keep in mind that only Toph was ever depicted as having seismic sense 24/7. Lin could do it, but she had to stomp her foot and focus.",Well aang used it multiple times without stomping like when he noticed the fire Lord attacking him from behind. +You say never but the game cube was a powerhouse,"As others have noted, it was more powerful than the PS2, but not more powerful than the Xbox." +Until that part decides to leave.,Well they won't. +Week 10 - Applaud Your Team Say something nice about your team and their performance win or lose.,"Texas not only beat 2 top 10 teams this season, we sent them into a death spiral after defeating them!" +That's not corrupt.,When you are still getting funds while holding a government office it really starts to blur the lines. +Which celebrity is actually secretly crazy?,Charlie Sheen +"Should MotoGP implement braking lights? Just to avoid someone from being Iannone'd, and increase the pissing contest about late brake.","Yes, along with blinkers and winshield wipers so we can really see who is paying attention." +"I am not sure what team you are watching but here are some quick stats for you ; 2015 Playoffs vs Was 346 Total yards of OFF and 354 total yards given up by the defense Vs ARI 386 yards total off and 368 yards given up on Def 2014 Playoffs vs DAL 416 yards total offense and 315 yards given up on DEF (Only game I will concede D played better than O) vs SEA 306 yards total OFF and 397 Yards given up on D 2013 Playoffs vs SF 281 yards total OFF and 381 yards given up by the D (Whole team played awful) 2012 Playoffs vs MIN 326 yards total OFF and 328 yards given up by D vs SF 352 yards total OFF and 579 yards given up by D 2011 vs NY GIANTS 388 yards total OFF and 420 yards given up by D Then if you really want to go deeper I can just go over how each game ended because guess what? It was ALWAYS our D on the field at the end of the game and losing us the game! Last year in Arizona Rodgers pulls another miracle out of his ass and forces OT and our D trots out to give up a 70+ yard catch and run by a 30+ year old WR, also no safety help and our DBs were stuck in 1vs1s. The year before that against Seattle we let Russell Wilson throw up a prayer and guess what? Again NO SAFETY HELP OVER THE TOP for our DB who gets beat to lose us the game. The years before that it was Crappernick (who is NOT a good QB) running rough shod on us all night long because Capers refuses to adjust his gameplan when things take a turn for the worse. Look I am not saying our offense doesnt share in the blame but the BOTTOM LINE IS WHEN THE GAME WAS ON THE LINE OUR D COULD NOT GET THE JOB DONE BECAUSE OF PISS POOR PLAYCALLING AND PUTTING PLAYERS IN UNWINNABLE SITUATIONS.","Statistics about actual numbers, and empirically measured outcomes are nice and all, but can your magical stats explain why I **feel** that our defense is outplaying our offense?" +"TIL Colorado's defeat of Oregon was a turning point, for the McCartney Era","Having won just a single game in the 84 season, the Buffs would finish 85 at 7-5, their first winning season since 77." +Oregon was 4-8,The satisfaction ratings of PAC fans makes up for that +To Cross or Not To Cross,It's always the driver's fault +HEADLINE: Union endorses candidate who promises billions of dollars to industry.,*6 months later*: Unions for federal employees stripped of powers rendering them obsolete. +Matt Stafford is the best QB in the league this year,He is at least better than he gets credit for. +"because they didn't die, right?",It's because helmets are dangerous +I know r/watchpeopledie. but degloved is so much more obscure and graphic.,"ehh, at least nobody on degloving dies afaik." +What's this from? Is this like an Easter egg or some shit?,Can't you also play as a messenger pigeon in that game? +I don't have social media. Do you know why? Because white lives matter. This guy is a parody of himself. It's almost like he is trying to prove how insane he is.,Clearly a false flag to make Trump supporters look bad +"Is it just me, or does Clinton have huge hands?",Lets have him shake hands with Trump. +Stokely Hathaway Movin' on up,Was that Orange Cassidy and DUSTIN? +Signed up for the beta. Very excited to try this out as it'll solve my upcoming storage crunch (only have about 1TB of storage left on my 20TB NAS),Kinda doubt Amazon will let you upload 20TB of pirated content to their unlimited storage. +Given that it takes time for the body to absorb alcohol I'm not entirely sure it would.,"Yes, but for a breathalyzer test which doesn't really measure your blood it's enough to trick." +"So Snowtroopers on Hoth, and Shadowtroopers on Sullust is bad camouflage?",Well I meant in terms of good Tatooine camouflage. +"Highly doubt that,we said that after fnaf 4 and look what happened.","We said after 3 the first time actually, then 4, then World, now here..." +Also Dez and OBJ play in much bigger media markets so there's always been more attention and pressure on them.,"Also I can't imagine AJ Green or Julio Jones ever saying if I sneeze, it's a penalty" +Bill Burr?,Johnny Depp? +Look at his downvote colors. This won't be a happy relationship.,[](/discentia) Perhaps we should start shipping him with Discentia. +"How can the peasants stand the shitty worlds format? Seriously,its still going on. How the fuck can they just be content with 2/4 games a week? In the time it took those jokers to play litterally under 20 games cs:go and Dota had fucking multiple lans and qualifiers,litterally dozens of games. I even think we had more games TODAY than the lol peasants had in the last 3 weeks. No wonder a lot of people watch because nothing else is ever on.",I thought this tournament was over already. +"I just visualized his desk with 20 different brands of peanut butter... all open jars and connected by wires, and he just shoves his fist into each jar for each different control, like a reverse whack-a-mole only messier.",That's perfect. +"Live Discussion (October 15th, 2016) (Emily Blunt/ Bruno Mars) Welcome to the SNL live discussion thread! This week's host is Emily Blunt, and the musical guest is Bruno Mars. A quick recommendation to mention the sketch you're referring to in your comment. It's not a hard and fast rule, but it does make the thread more readable after the show finishes. Since this thread is likely to fill up quickly, consider sorting the comments by new (instead of best or top) to see the newest posts. Enjoy the show!",Where tf is this going +"I could maybe see the 16-12 because (IIRC) that was the final score of the third quarter, but where in the fuck did they get 25-19???",Probably assumed the Jags made that last field goal +How opinionated it can make people.,You clearly have no idea +Streamer complains about getting crashed then what does he do..,"Yeah I noticed this, nice move from him" +"And if not, does the fact that it was left there for 8 years have any bearing on whatever contract there is between the family and the graveyard?",Is there such a thing as adverse possession in a graveyard? +This reminds me of that British slang term. I forget what it was but our history of it basically involves intellectuals writing down how fucking much they hate poor people in London over using it but they never actually wrote down what it meant so all definitions are mostly educated guesses.,"That sounds interesting to me, can you link an article or something so I can read more about it?" +"Neat minimalistic saddle bag! Which model? Oh, and the bike looks alright.^I'm^so^jealous",Speedsleeve Smuggler. +Idiotic design. My first (and last) Italeri model. (1/48 Fw-190.),What happened? +Roofvogels (met beschermers) klaar om gevaarlijke drones te vangen,Ik heb medelijden met die vogels als ze een echte multicopter met carbon props uit de lucht moeten halen.. +"The original three Spyro games. The first one not so much, but 2 and 3 are still pretty solid.","Damn, looks like you beat me to it." +What is sombra drinking? Jarritos?,"Holy shit, she is" +Do they get the 6 month appeal so they can sign people next 2 windows but have the ban after like Barca did? Or was that a Barca only policy?,im sure this was there 6 month delay +Remember there is more to being a running back than just YPC though. Especially good at pass block IMO. I'm not sure where Samuel stacks up with that.,He doesn't pass block much due to the fact he generally is out as a WR when we throw the ball or he sweeps out of the RB position... +Just like the_donald after tomorrow.,But it's rigged +The European herb map,Rip r/croatia ? +prodota w/ 200 ping VS an improvised team made of casters LMFAO,Well... they are a bunch of people who spend all day watching/casting the highest levels of Dotes and some were once pro players. +Being against government is not comparable to scapegoating minorities. You're silly.,Yes it really is +"I got yelled at in drive through this morning because a customer said a pike coffee in one of your $2 plastic cups, which I took to mean he intended to purchase said $2 cup. When I told him his $4 total, he yelled rudely about how he already owns the cup...",obviously your fault for not being able to read his mind +I don't think Dobbie rejecting the cat is something you can look at as a bad thing. They had a twenty second long conversation about how she likes cats and then he goes an adopts one and just gives it to her without even asking her.,Thats a good point to be fair +Guy shows his shirt to the TV camera!,Is that the guy who does the hump dance in Hot Rod? +PTR down I just managed to get to the top 200 in queue and now the ptr doesn't work xd FeelsBadMan. Is this happening for anyone else or just me?,Yes +"This won't be a big deal. Freeze your credit. Contact each credit agency and dispute each bogus entry. The first time I ever looked at my credit report was when buying my first house. My name is unusual but I'm a junior. Entries from my dad were in there. I actually found it amusing to call the credit agencies. Phone call: me: Hi, how old would someone need to be to get an American Express card?. them: At least 18. me: So can you tell me why according to your credit reporting, I've had one since I was 3? me: While we're at it, I noticed that someone gave me a mortgage when I was 6. Does that look reasonable?. Both entries were taken off of my credit report without further effort.",What a young businessman +Do you want a dictatorship? Because that's how you get a dictatorship.,My teacher told me dictatorship is the most efficient form of the government. +that op is so mad right now for no reason :D,"He tried to feel good about himself by using the Yasuo,shaco,vayne circlejerk but it didn't work out .. i understand it but the worst part is the zilean actually carried it not him" +"Language, HISTORY. The fact Wales has survived over 1000 years of attempts to wipe it out. The history of wales could make the most amazing movie sequel you could imagine. With wars, heartbreak, lots of love and treachery, oppression. huge battles, victories and losses. Brave princes , poetry, more heartbreak. Before i moved to scotland i had a strange take on welsh history that had been drilled into me from childhood. I thought there was no wales before annexation. Scotland opened my eyes and i looked deeper. It opened a new world to me. There is a reason most well known welsh historians are nationlists. Dr john davis , Gwyn Alf Williams etc. It sucks you in and becomes an obsession. So for me the main thing is the History along with the language. Also the fact that considering its size wales has contributed so much to this world. Welsh people are a uniquely talented people. Even though many of the older generation things welsh people are uniquely stupid and not capable of running the nation. This is so false. The Welsh invented mail-order shopping, the vacuum tube, the coolidge tube, pharmaceutical powder compacting, Pi (3.14) as a mathematical symbol, the microphone, the printing telegraph system, deep-sea dredging, the fuel cell, discovered x-rays and radio waves and acted as pioneers in fields including engineering, RADAR, healthcare, biotechnology, electronics, pharmaceuticals, literature and space physics. So the next time you fly, drive a car, eat fish, go to hospital or read a book, you probably have the Welsh to thank for their contributions :) The biggest amount of signatures from any single ethnic group, on the Declaration of Independence, are Welsh. There are 16 Welsh signatories on the declaration of independence. Wales also have a large number of hollywood actors. More than countries 10 times its size. Per population it won more medals in the olympics than any other nation bar one. Then theres the music. the massive amount of bands and singers that have made it. For me wales has huge potential. It has achieved so much but is still being held back. The potential can only be reached if this talented nation is making ALL the decisions that affect the nation most of us love dearly.","To think what we contributed while downtrodden, I weep when I think how much we could achieve if we had control of our destiny and were economiclly prosperous" +"That's awesome, crank that shit out tonight then, help get my legs back for modern fps games, basically i just play toxikk and UT99",UT.... Good man. +crimson lightings offers. Idk really no what it's worth,You should probably just give it to me for a c2... not really worth much... +And you could fly inside and land. Just don't shoot at the ground.,"Something just occurred to me... If CR ever gives us droids in SC (not sure if they are on the horizon), make sure you keep your skittish droids stowed if you decide to leave the ship while inside one of these things." +Kissinger has one. War = peace.,Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette! +What's the smallest decision you made that had the biggest impact on your life?,"Decided to try tinder, about to marry the first and only girl I met with using the app." +Hmm. I could see an Obama airport in Chicago. Possibly Hawaii.,"No, Kenya!" +Any downsides to getting a thin profile fan like the NF-A9x14 over a thicker one? I am going for quietness more than temperatures.,Slimmer is louder as it has to spin faster +What's the easiest thing ever that can't be done two days in a row?,"Masturbate, God is watching" +"I know that early voting in Indiana was basically hell, so thanks for going through it anyway! My sister sent me a photo from one of the very very few locations and mentioned all the documentation and forms of ID's and such, it was absurd.",Yeah having to prove you're a citizen sucks. +*Shiiiit*,"Yep, dogs do that; don't forget to scoop" +Cat helps puppy escape,Better than most rescue mission movies. +"The escalator is not a ride, people!",This is the ride! +r/gifsthatendtoosoon,I don't think that Lion's catching him. +Does this mean that Ash is canon in the game universe to some extent?,Someone did mention during oras Steven mention Alan by saying he remember battling with a boy and his mega charizard X. I think they just added the Anime into the game now +"Everyone know the best way to relieve tinnitus is to place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.",Nice copy-paste +Actually Paul's game is pretty amazing for a white belt. I would definately recommend it.,Paul isn't a white belt you dummy +Cruise Ship Leaves Late Family Behind,I'm sure the captain was like and let this be a lesson to everyone else to get their asses back on time. +Next Generation Snapdragon Processors will Officially Support Windows 10 in 2017,Looks like Snapdragon is worried about loosing the Android market because of horrible performance. +I mean... Mount everest's volume is 1 300 000 000 billion cubic meters Volume of all trash produced in the United States in 100 years: 521 986 500 So you'd need almost triple the amount of trash 300 million people produce in 100 years to build mount everest. So for a smaller mountain... you'd still need a metric fuckton (an applicable unit for the situation) of garbage,If they fail they could always appreciate the fact that there is less trash on the planet than what they expected. +Oh man I could practically taste the bitterness when she put it in her mouth,Why not just drop it? +oooo So is he gay? Does mommy know about it?,"No, he's straight and watches gay porn." +That's a lot more than 42 words. **Shame**,Yes it is. +That one is Haggar,Oh baby. +That argument is already overused a lot. Don't you have another more original?,how else would he prove his metal true-ness without regurgitating a decade+ old talking point that every metalhead has heard a million times? +But he's the law and order candidate!,If he brought back detectives stabler and Logan I'd vote for him! +"if I play it right, I may be able to get him to implement my new restructured tax-code.",What about the ban-homework bill and the you-can't-ground-me amendment? +"We should also have Comcast be the country's only cable internet provider, and Verizon the only wireless provider. You get two precious gigabytes of each per month. $200 each.",all traffic from Breitbart doesn't count against your data though! +I only wonder how the Trump Administration's gonna deal with this open festering wound.,turn a blind eye to whatever they do in Palestine and offer them half of Syria in exchange for a sweet hotel deal probably. +I was just telling my coworker that we should probably expect a bunch of leaks about russians to pop up through some unnamed hacker.,I'm sure wikileaks would publish them to get the truth out +It's standard really awful CW schlock with occasional doses of mega-cringe pandering. I couldn't stomach enough to even get enough episode in for the love triangles to start. It's also weird seeing Calista Flockheart (she plays Supergirl's boss) 30 pounds heavier than when she was on Ally McBeal.,It wasn't even on CW until this season +Why would anyone name the comet (or whatever it is) The Joke.,You forgot the +"No, but they are the only one for which we have information about their practices. What the others do is not known.","So then the default assumption would be that, yes, they can ruin your credit score." +God damn. Jed you have already made the Niners a shit show. Why do this. We are becoming the raiders. We were prideful for the fact we weren't the raiders.,This is so far past Raiders dude. +"Say what you want, but as long as its not an eyesore we shouldn't be that upset especially since we're not paying for it.",It is an eyesore. +"A guy can dream. Wake's defense is solid, so they have a shot, but I imagine Clemson will be playing *extremely* angry.","I think you guys will also be in if both Ohio State and Washington drop another game, that is probably the more realistic path for the Cards" +Im not getting this...,"It means that even if you're chained in a shipping container, starving and dehydrated for months, you're free as long as you are aware of your choiceless existence." +"Losing sucks, but you know what sucks more?.. Being a Raiders fan. GO BRONCOS!!!",I'm sure these comments won't be a shitshow +Am I the only one who would find that slightly terrifying? Being stuck immobile in a dark tunnel deep underground...,"No wifi, terrifying." +Because the Flotilla is about to launch a war on the Geth to retake their homeworld.,r/unexpectedmasseffect +Outlaw rogue is horrible except for high mythic+ (even then it really isn't good). Shadow is fine! Unholy is shit (and has always been shit for the entire expansion so far) but frost is.. ehh.. playable.,Ah thanks! +"Thank you for updating the sidebar images! I missed the exact transition moment but the new sidebar images are bringing new joy to my constant r/FF refreshing. No longer will I have to feel sadness upon seeing the injured fantasy stars of yore (Arian Foster, Retire In Peace) and instead I can see Melvin can't hear you over the touchdowns I'm scoring Gordon. Whoever executed this, good on you!",I don't think Melvin Gordon's sidebar performance is sustainable. +MCROBERTS GOTTA GO!!!,Did you watch tonight's game? +"She's so delusional. It's called working out and eating right. That's it!!!! That's all it takes, Ambie. You actually have to get off your couch to lose weight.",but she has BPD and gave birth 7 years ago..... +Who I plan on voting for on election day,Perfect candidate for being made into a gif +"Mark Ingram/Tim Hightower I've been thinking about this all day. If you want Mark Ingram, go get him on the cheap right now. Hightower is 30(when most RBs lose a step and become more susceptible to injuries). Against the worst run defense, his line was 23/87/1 (3.78 ypc). Ingram is 26. Against the worst run defense, his line was 15/158/1 (10.53 ypc, or 5.53 ypc if you take away that 75 yrd td). It should be noted that as Ingram ran in that 75 yrd TD, the mic picked him up saying Fuck wrong with these ni**as? I think its pretty likely Ingram is going to be playing his heart out the rest of this season. I hope Sean Payton was just trying to send a message to Ingram these past 2 games. But if Sean Payton thinks he can continue to let Hightower continue to out touch Ingram over these next 4 weeks, he's a fool. Their next 4 opponents are Denver, Carolina, LA, and Detroit(yes, their run defense pretty good). In at least 3 of those 4 games Ingram should be more productive than Hightower. If Hightower is out touching Ingram as much as he did yesterday over the next 4 weeks, there's a chance he gets injured. If you know you're going to the playoffs for sure, the Saints are playing Tampa Bay weeks 14 and 16. Go get Ingram right now and lock up an RB spot for those 2 weeks on the cheap. Its time for me to go clock out of work, so I have to stop typing now. But I think I got my point across.","You would have looked much smarter if you posted this a week ago, you smarty pants." +Good old way of turning ganks and snowballing top lane ft. Dragonblade Riven NA,"Inefficient combo on the shaco and that Darius is boosted lol With love, Gerg" +As far as I have found yes only possible in co-op.,yeah was trying things out.. I think it's doable solo... What was your coop way ? +"Health is completely different from Mana though. Health can be interacted with by both parties in a lane while Mana can only be used by the player. Mana potions are also not useable by all champions, there isn't a potion that increases energy regen, gives you fury, or reduces your cooldowns for a short while. While there are champions who health as a resource they are usually gated more by cooldowns then by their health costs (Morde after a ruby crystal for example). As noted below squishy champs are more likely to be bursted down then poked away. Potions can mitigate this somewhat if popped at an opportune time but no where to the degree that a mana potion will allow for some dominating a lane to keep up what is supposed to be a mana gated spell.",No need for CDR pots when every item has it. +"KD confirmed to Miami Dolphins? Seriously, how about those Dolphins. I couldn't believe today was Sunday!","and i couldnt believe dem Saints they beat the Panthers 41-38 they are 2-3, starting to regain a little confidence." +Glad to know the MLB just killed themselves. I won't watch another game.,"To be fair, it was the Mariners, not MLB that suspended him." +And might get cancer,But there is so much more in life !!!!!!! +Where will they work?,They make 1.2 jobs for each one of them. +it's meant for the small portion being left out.,can't they get a husband? +"Ephixa isn't on any of the years' rosters. I think it just wasn't updated. And I know Botnek said that Deeper Love was just a one time thing, but like you said, he should still be on the roster.",Especially since nanobii is on the 2014 roster with only one release ever +Ah. Well played righty.,Ironically I'm left handed.... +"6 for one, 16 for three was the deal in my city's xmas market. I bought myself a bavarian police duck :D",I wanna pic! +Trump supporter here. This is fucking disgusting. Racism is disgusting. Fuck this guy.,No clearly Trump made him racist so we have to vote for Hillary to cleanse him +Where abouts in GA you from?,The peach part. +"UW students sell anti-police, anti-white hoodies","You know what they say It is better to be thought racist & say nothing, than it is to purchase this hoodie & remove all doubt." +The glorification of armies is degenerate. If the best your society can do is killing people then that society is degenerate.,"Please tell us more how five Arab armies, supported by eight more, lost to a single Jewish army within only six days in 1967." +"Fellow Jew here, count me in. I want to be a millionaire and have connections like the rest of us :(","Nazi Germany must have been some Jewish paradise, apparently they ran literally everything there" +work for a real company and you'll find out.,Sad thing is that the company I work for is in the top 20 of the Fortune 500... +Dicks on dicks?,Dick on dick violence. +I cant wait for Mahimi to come back. Jason Smith does not belong in the NBA let alone in a regular rotation.,yet we have him for 3 years... smh +Someone please rescue Mitt,You think Donalds got him by the cock under that table? +Haha man everything in the 90s was better.,Especially the homophobia +"The Brunei Times, a leading newspaper in Brunei, has been ordered to shut down for running a story about an increase in Hajj and Umra visa fee by the Saudi government.",Saudi Arabian money doesn't give them influence anywhere throughout the Sunni world. +"South Africa records more than 18,000 murders over 12-month period",This is the fault of the dirty white man! +Oh yeah I forgot she murdered her dnc staffers because they were agents for wikileaks. Sorry I forgot my tinfoil hat.,She also killed Scalia with a drone strike and personally orchestrated Benghazi! +BMW posted this on their Facebook page,"Ah, Carmines, a place for steaks!" +"Valve only has around 360 employees From Valve's recent response to the Washington Gambling Commission, they stated they only had around 360 employees, I may be wrong, but I think this is a more correct estimation than the other estimations I have seen",Makes you wonder why they're dedicating employees to such an old console +Getting out of Logan Airport? Save some money,Duh? +"It's happening early for my MIL.... Apparently, after Hillary wins, Obama is going to take over the country to ensure she/neither candidate takes control and we(wife and I) need to stockpile on supplies because we're about to enter some sort post-apocalyptic hell world. I shit you not; she's telling us this as she's dropping off 6 cases of canned food, bottles of water, juice, and a couple sacks of potatoes(she's from Idaho). Sometimes I worry about what I married in to.",Gay Atheist Muslim Marshall Sharia Law or Satanic Pedo Cult We just can't win can we +"Well I mean Poland has seen some pretty brutal atrocities over the past few years, and there does seem to be a fair amount of muddied waters around the AK and the Jews. A book I have on me now by Norman Davies (A respected author of Polish History) Writes, quote They (Jewish Insurgents) are particularly incensed by the false accusation that the Home Army did not accept Jews, or the even wilder accusation of anti-antisemitism (page 287, 'Rising '44). He goes on to describe numerous efforts by the home army to include Jewish members in their own formations, naming Ghetto Veterans and Hungarian Jews who were rescued by the Home Army. Now make no mistake, there is no doubt that the Home Army, and indeed modern Poland, contain/ed many people of a vile anti-semetic persuasion, and as to the actual comments made by the Historian here as to the Home Army killing more jews than Germans I cannot comment as I haven't read the data. I must confess it seems a bit off, but hey-ho. Now as to your assertion that Poland's oppresion is a 'myth', what myth are you talking about? did the partitions never happen? nor the brutal slaughter of 20% of Poland's population during WW2 by Soviets and Germans?","The murder of Russian POWs from WW1, the betrayal of his communist allies by Pilsudski, the brutal authoritarian dictatorship he set up, the going to war with literally every single neighbouring country, the splitting Czechoslovakia with the Nazis and all the other evil things that Poland did in the name of nationalism and that was just in a few decades." +WWII airforce records? Trying to debunk what could be a myth...,You'll want to hop on the ministry of defence website and start the process of acquiring his records. +So you're telling me if I commit a crime and get punished for it once I'm free to repeat that crime with no repercussions. Sounds legit.,Jared Fogle just got the hardest erection of his life. +Vroom Vroom,Skrt skrt +Windows 64-bit users: does the About Mozilla Firefox specify that the version you're running is 64-bit?,Why don't they just spell it out for people so there's no confusion. +"I fought Lurantis 4 times, he one shot my salandit 3 times in a row, I wasted so much Damn money",X sp atk + z flame burst kills totems. +"I'm confused, are you saying it's bad to hate Nazis but also bad to like Nazis. Or good to like Nazis but bad to hate them?",I think they're saying you should hate anyone even Nazi's because hate is ultimately a destructive force. +That's just the mentality,Something fierce. +Maybe in the offseason I'll do the whole 2015 season.,So next week's rankings will be based off of this week's what if rankings? +"Well yeah we have many homeless people as well, and people out of work and such. Although they're refugees. They are people like us as well. It's not an ideal situation, although I think that's what sanctuary cities are for? But yeah the world we live in...",Sanctuary cities? +A friend inspired screenshots growing up as a f2p main,OMG Crandor used to be one of my favourite places to train! +and never buying rank 2 frost nova because it was a waste of money,But more damage! +Curry broke the NBA record for 3's in a game,Yadda Yadda do it in the finals +Warriors fans are gonna start spouting how their style of basketball is the superior style to play and watch.,Lightyears +"Samsung Galaxy S8 will ditch the headphone port, get curved display and early UK release",hahahahahaha +Dexter Jettster Who would like to see him as a 50's diner ghost or a more involved role in the new trilogy?,"Plot twist- Jettster was actually a sith acolyte under the alias of Pong Krell, and died during the clone wars." +"everything you would ever read about basketball says how horrible a shot that is. a full 24 with a point guard who can penetrate and kick, a 7'3 deity who can get his shot over anyone, a Lithuanian who can knock down a good look. and you settle for an iso contested mid range 2. of course he hit it. I mean shit Porzingis is so outta the play, he's out of bounds. What a game between him and Towns though",Just your everyday super star things. +Weirdest bounce I ever witnessed,Rocket league is a physics based game -Biggest lie ever told +If you're good at something never do it for free,Thanks Drake. +"The people who say she won are (1) of the elite and (2) using debate society scoring. The average American voter is not using debate society scoring. An example: debate society scoring is drooling over Clinton's reference to NATO article 5. The Average American voter doesn't give 2 shits about that. But when Trump says that they are footing 3/4s of the bill for NATO & Europe needs to pay more, that they care about. Another one. When Trump was going on about lost jobs in the Midwest & northeast due to trade deals and how badly off people are, Clinton said something like well, I haven't met anyone that feels that way. Lady, if you would get out of your bubble and stop hob nobbing with the rich in the hamptons & The upper east side and go for a walk in Erie, or buffalo, or Pittsburg or Gary you might actually find people who feel that way. but you won't find them riding in your limo or chartered jet.","Whoo, I'm elite!" +Most innocent joke ever played,"In a game centered on shocking obscenity, it's often the completely innocent jokes that get the biggest laughs." +"Yeah in 2v2 she's annoying to play against. I stopped playing her after a bit because her kit stopped appealing to me after I found out that she could incap forever. I want to have fun playing the game, not make everyone else miserable all the time.",Can you please elaborate on your incap forever? +"omg i didn't say it was you fucking idiot, i said it was made to be played as a team game as in 6mans. you're fucking stupid.",no u +"Solution to toxic players preferring others I've seen plenty of people talking about how they've run into a toxic player and they've preferred them, so they're constantly in a match with them, basically ruining their games. Blizzard removed the avoid player option, but what if they added an option to disable people from preferring you? Or you can see who preferred you and disable their preference for you? It's such a simple solution and would prevent this kind of stuff from happening.","According to Blizzard, blocking someone disables their ability to prefer you, or at least makes them preferring you not actually do anything." +"This was a weird review. He criticised the game for being too easy (literally all Paper Mario games are very easy anyway) but then immediately into a section complaining he had trouble with certain sections. I am fully prepared to believe this game is super easy but let's not pretend the Paper Mario series was ever known for its challenges. He talks about how the game makes you waste cards but how do we know he wasn't just being bad at managing what he was using? Regardless, he later goes on to say that the cards are hardly a waste since the game throws so many of them at you. This was just a confusing complaint. I also find it odd that he said the writing wasn't up to par with the some of the other two games because multiple people have said it is some of the best work they have ever done. I understand this is all just his opinion and that's ok but I feel like he was overtly negative because it wasn't like the first two games.",He also seems to think the first two Paper Mario games were deep. +Low-energy trolling is why Trump is losing bigly. You guys are never gonna MAGA like that.,He's leading in the most accurate poll of 2012. +I love this so much,me too thanks +"I think in the future technology might solve this problem for us. Machine translation (like the entire field of machine learning) has been making some very serious progress recently. I wouldn't be surprised if, within a decade or so, we reach the point where computers can produce error-free translations for all the EU-language pairs. It would allow us to have proper EU-wide media without giving preferential status to any one language.",On the one I'm glad for the new technology on the other hand a lot of translators are going to lose their jobs :( +Picked up a pair of SF-AF1s last week! First time wearing them out,Tactical +The big plot twist was Trump winning on Nov 8 after everyone said he had no chance.,"Not if you were aware of the lack of republican leadership, the thing was a mess." +*Shakespeare and Beethoven,Also Einstein. +"I'm 21 and I've been working like a horse all summer, saving money like a lunatic, not going out and having any fun, and I haven't gotten laid in 3 months.... Tottenham is my salvation.",Lord Lloris approves +"What nights/times does this series run? Looking to find a league to run in since moving to Ireland, but haven't changed my 'division' yet to see what's out there...","9 PM Monday UK time is race start, but session is usually up 2 hours before then for practice/quali" +Do you think there are sorcerers on other planets? Such as Xandar. It would just be weird if they were only protecting Earth from mystical threats.,"I don't know about Xandar, but Asgard seems to have its share of magic users." +Free one-way bus tickets to Alberta?,I get the joke but in all honesty of it was a choice between living here or Alberta I'd be looking to immigrate to Russia +Reince Priebus: It's possible millions of people voted illegally.,There are no moderate republicans any more. +"Negan, can I join the Saviours?",*leans* *presses tongue against teeth* Sure. +If Israel chooses a one state solution. don't take it out of context.,"The Arabs want one state, so, in that context, I want Kerry to say His brilliant statement to all arab and Muslim countries which are all Islamic with ZERO tolerance." +Without a computer? What do ya mean?,Watch the gif... +"Civ 6 Checkmate: two units in my city stacked together, completely surrounded by a mountain and enemy troops. I can't end my turn because of the prompt to unstack my units. I had to quit the game because of this.",Meanwhile diety AI can spawn units 2 or 3 hexes outside its borders when you have them surrounded. +Everything is slow this gen for some reason.,Gen 4 remakes confirmed! +"No it's not, I've never owned a Brota",Have you had a Brita tho? +"Seriously? Am I the only one who finds it funny? I just keep making jokes about it, like: If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.",It's not so funny when you realize what the actual agenda is... +Philippines President Duterte 'once killed man with Uzi',Somebody get Chuck Norris already! +"Parents that grew up with shitty childhoods, vowing not to make the same mistakes their parents did. Wait later in life until they know they are settled with the right partner to have kids - have kids be nothing but positive result = entitled snowflakes. Source: my sisters one.",I think older people just don't have the energy to deal with their kid's shit so they let them have their way more often. +"Hey I wonder if the poor results you're seeing are directly related to the fact that progressives are unable to compromise, ever... and they wear that deficiency like a badge of honor?","Perhaps they don't show the overwhelming mastery of compromise demonstrated by the modern GOP, but progressives are working on it." +"Why has McGill become so sad? Half of this subreddit is 'i dont have friends' and 'i wanna transfer.' what the hell, man? this sub was never like this. what gives?",It's the post failing midterms blues :( +Trump is leading the Latino vote after it was revealed that Hillary participates in satanic rituals.,Dropped the +Boston Major,"not possible, season starts" +5k YOLO on Options Looking to buy 5k worth of options at exactly 1 hour after market open. Will hold until 1 hour before market close. Most highly upvoted comment at 9am est will be my trade. Will provide proof.,GOOGL 10/21 $840 +"Hmm, I'm not sure how it works. How do you think it works? ;)","You really don't have to play stupid, kids know if you're lying :P" +I see you've heard of the black sites,Is that what we're calling prisons now? +"I pandori alternativi sono tutti buoni, i panettoni alternativi fanno comunque cagare. Nulla di strano.",Per una volta mi trovo d'accordo! +FBI report's striking revelations on Hillary Clinton,"Correct the record must have been given the day off, with the whole labor day weekend news cycle break." +Yeah might make that a mother of 3 ifuknowatimean,Mother of 4 if you know what i mean +I am as confused as you are. At 10 wins I faced a Beast Druid. I have the feeling the heroic Tavern Brawl is just a meme at this point.,"you, sir, have balls of steel, congrats on the run" +"H2K Hype Thread * The only non-KR team left, the European hope * The first worlds for Forgiven, Jankos and Vander, if they make it to finals that would be so big * If they beat Samsung in a bo5, they will be the first Western team to win a Bo5 over a Korean team since CLG EU in the semi-final of OGN Summer 2012 beat NaJin Sword. * A korean team haven't lost a bo5 against any foreign team since EDG in 2015 MSI * Ryu vs Faker hype! Remember the bo5 between KTB and SKT, Zed vs Zed matchup? * It will be the first time since S1 a western team has reached the worlds final",And I'm just sittingh here thinking what could the result been if EDG didn't underestimate H2K during group stage. +Mark Cuban: I Banned Those ESPN Reporters To Win The War Against Robots,Mark Rick Deckard Cuban +Today I learned the NFL cares more about not celebrating a touchdown than they do about the safety of a player. This is why I'm only watching free highlights and haven't watched a full game all season.,You're showing them.......... +Just compile/ copy/ paste this into their nightTimeBehavior.kid file. eatDinner(); getReadyForBed(); sayToDaddy (Good night!); sleep(); function eatDinner() { useFork(); useKnife(); cleanDishes(); function cleanDishes() { washPlate(); washUtencils(); washGlass(); } } function getReadyForBed() { takeBath(); brushTeeth(); pee(); getInBed(); },What's up with those weird ass smiley faces at the end of each line? +At least 4 grandparents? Isn't 4 the maximum?,Not if they remarry +"why didn't they though, actually?",We had our own shit going on m +what the hell is wrong with this world...,*America +"TIL that up to 150,000 Roman/Italian citizens were murdered on one day in 88 BC. The carefully planned massacre, the Asiatic Vespers, occurred simultaneously in many cities across Asia Minor (western Turkey) because of hatred of Roman rule and taxes.",Execute Order 66. +No more early reviews for Bethesda games,If they don't want us seeing reviews until it's too late that's never a good sign +So glad to be out of apple? Why did it take you 6 years?,Courage made him do it. +Donald Trump Says He Will Take $1 Salary as President,That's okay his kids are going to save 100 of millions of dollars when he does away with the estate tax +How the GOP's first female presidential campaign manager manages Donald Trump,I don't think CNN picked an accurate headline... It should read: How the GOP's first female presidential campaign manager ***tries to*** manage~~s~~ Donald Trump +"Se eles cagarem a economia deles, a nossa melhora?",vai ser culpa da russia +not at all and i'm glad THOTH IS FUCKIGN MAGE AT HIS ESSENCE at such mid lane is home and will always be!,Support Thoth meta incoming. +So I found this gem on my phone today..,0/10 not an actual gem. +"Nah is right, all these bitches come in pairs like nuts in my ballsack are you serious",Haha I love lines like those for all the reasons yall hate em. +Yep now whenever I am asked for my ID when buying alcohol or driving I just scream racist.,because being allowed to buy alcohol or drive is exactly the same as being allowed to vote... +"Trump Totally Loses It After NYT Tax Scoop: Rambles About Movies, Tells Supporters to Watch Voters in Certain Areas","But let me guess, his breakdown is all Hillary's fault?" +I honestly dislike individuals who disregard negative reviews because they're wrong. Sometimes negative reviews can make good points even if you disagree with their overall assessment.,"That's why I always look for negative reviews in steam, most of positives are from fans" +Maybe not for every tournament. Idk.,"Should be per company, not per tournament... but IDK" +will try on roku. Maybe it is a Samsung TV problem?,No idea honestly sorry to say. +Last seen at an Appt. In New Holstein!!,on 10/31 -_- +The,Sharpest +Oh dang... what rhymes with Bowie...,Blowie +I doubt that the vast majority of people nowadays who can solve a rubik's cube fall into that category.,"True, but the vast majority of people who **can't** solve a rubik's cube, think people that can solve it **do** fall into that category." +Nah were gonna fuck this up. Can't wait to see who trump decides to nuke..,"Yeah, good thing Trump is calling for war with a nuclear power, right?" +"Well they were clever enough to change course very quickly. The original iPhone was not going to have apps at all. Steve Jobs was telling people they should use HTML 5 applications and only a few trusted companies would make apps. Then Google were pushing the yeah apps is the thing, everyone will want apps line and Apple got the app store out for iPhone before the first Android release just to cool the major feature of their future rival. The great success of the Apple app store was a complete accident. They didn't want this feature at all initially.",ironically many modern apps aren't much more than a html5 application with a shortcut on the homescreen (also many aren't don't kill me pls) +"Recently got a third monitor for my pc and wanted to show it off. PS, which do you guys prefer, multi monitor or ultrawide?",If i had the money: - 1x 3440 x 1440@100+hz - 1x 3840 x 2160@60 up top +"I mean... *part* of it is. It could be a thing like in New York, if you live in the City and you're talking about Long Island, you're talking about everything east of Brooklyn and Queens. If you live upstate though and you're talking about Long Island, you're probably talking about the geographical feature.",You say stuff like East of Brooklyn and Queens but I have no idea where they are. +"No, u/wartortle87 was stating the converse of the OP",What do shoes have to do with this....? +"Fullbacks make great wingers... LWB and RWB get 7 chemistry at LW and RW. Plenty of fast, strong fullbacks out there with decent dribbling, passing and shooting. If you're finding some wingers to be a bit weak, try a fullback. Plenty of smaller (5'9 ish) ones have a lot better strength than the same sized wingers yet still have good agility etc. I'm having great luck with it, just a tip...",Bellerin and Moreno are great. +"The presidential election finishes, and Donald and Hillary are tied in the polls...",What a set up for 9:11 +Nope but I ball so hard motha suckas wanna fine me,r/Unexpected +It's a bit of a stretch...,Until you claim dyslexia +Sombra isn't Latin,I have received a lot of hate for this shitpost but damn are you so fucking ignorant XD I think you dropped this +Linking anything piracy related can net a ban. Hopefully someone can pm you with the link.,Please don't PM me a link! +why would serbia invade croatia,Why not? +I think this guy watches a ton of those Bro Science videos and doesn't realize that it's all a joke. He probably does curls in the squat rack.,"Niceguy's jello that the Brofessor's cardio consist of running through hoes, swimming in pussies, and cycling pre-workout." +Please identify thr date of this map. (1080x460),Next time include the flags for more info. +When the DVD logo hits the corner,r/madlads +y'all really need more mounts eh lol.,"This is the first underwater mount for a lot of people, myself included, who absolutely despise fishing" +"No. The quest for another transcendence weapon is offered right after you get the first one. It has nothing to do with locking it. You can just not accept the quest. If you've accepted it, you can abandon it. You should probably press F2 right now and check all your active quests and abandon any you don't actually want. Stop accepting all quests automatically without reading what they do. Because once you meet the completion requirements, then of course it's going to pop up that exclamation mark showing you have a completed quest. In this case, it's always the moment you have 5 million gold.",thanks +Right! I am normally fine with hearing this B.S. But today the teacher just threw everything out there and everyone just agreed.,BYU religion professors are their own category of crazy. +"Yeah, there are also many cheap Chromebooks with x86 CPUs, though. And I still don't get the hating Linux thing. It supports the ideals of the PC master race more than Windows.",But there are no Linux games +"not only that, but im pretty certain that the image is a lot more compressed now so we get reposts at a lower quality then a few months back and they still get 200 some upboats",I hope people like OP won't turn reddit into 9GAG. +"yep, it's called a false flag. There was a lot of this leading into the election to try and link Trump to racist groups, in some effort to persuade the weak-minded that he's somehow in lockstep with them.",There is no racism in America it's all lies! +So they went out of their way to find this guy but don't ban the publicized deals of pro players? That's just discrimination on their part then.,Probably because pro players help drive people to the game whereas this guy doesn't really help them at all. +Why can't we have a bot that denies certain keywords for posts? Am I the only one being the one I want dead most of all.,Am I the only one who thinks that would be overkill? +(Spoilers) Is this a mistake?,We all know that the multiple of one rain is two rains. +"I don't have this problem at my current job, but I am aware in the future that people are going to say crap like well you don't have kids, you can stay late and my response will be no. That's it. Just, no. No explanation. I want to go home to my house and my cat and my significant other. I want to start drinking now. I want to go watch tv. I want to go for a walk. I can do what I want with my free time, just like everyone else. Except, you chose to have kids in your free time. That doesn't mean I have to work more to make your life easier.","I'm sorry, but if you don't have time for your kids and your job, maybe you should get rid of one or the other?" +I tried that but the only thing it said I had a update for is adobe. And the update history doesn't show when I tried to do the anniversary update.,"IDK then, maybe try a windows reinstall if all else fails." +what the fuuuuuuck I thought it was Keef too,The fact he said Chicago south of town really didn't help the song tbh +PSN 10th Anniversary Sale LIVE!,Good thing I sold my ps4 last month to pay rent +"So, given the choice of drafting a young Andrew Luck/Peyton Manning on the Browns, you would say, nope, don't want him, and draft someone else. This might be the most ridiculous thing I've seen here, and that's saying something after the whole Manziel era or the Cody Kessler/Tom Brady comparisons.","The Brown's conundrum, we all want a QB, yet apparently our team is never ready for a QB." +My hometown of Lappeenranta in the Winter,Old Cock? +Is it true Obama's 2012 victory wasn't announced until 4:38 AM???,"No, it was around 11:15-17 pm" +"I pointed this out earlier, but in Arise she was more likely to be rash and emotional, so I think this Major is likely going to be young/new/inexperienced. Which would make it easier for them to set up a franchise that has actual character growth.",oh good... another franchise +same for me,android and ios have different multiplayer season end times +"I address everyone in my life as man, how is that cringy?","Because it's something you say to a male friend, not a crazy ex" +As a resident of that area I often complain about YOU parking there. The film crews I don't mind.,Preach! +Meltzer not sure when but I was thinking dome regarding Rhodes vs Shibata,I would prefer Shibata vs Suzuki at Wrestle Kingdom. +"PSA: Tip for Cryptid Attack game (and other games) With any weapon, aim down the sights. Put a little piece of tape (I rip off part of a sticky note) on your tv screen/monitor. Place it where your crosshairs meet. Then you can use that as crosshairs for throwing the ball. It also helps for other games, such as basketball and it helps me with the shooting gallery game. Hope this helps!","Thank you good idea, do you have any help with where to aim the basketball to when you do this, i really suck at that game, crosshairs in middle of back board for example" +"Lemons float, limes do not",Lemons are witches. +bragging? Men have done that since the beginning of time. And define sexual assault. He assaulted who in what way,Unwanted groping of genitalia is sexual assault. +What video game will you never get tired of playing?,Animal Crossing +Met a Headdress-less Grohk,"On top of that, I notice Grohk frequently has seizures." +Lag Kills,Reposts after the best +How does a windmill or a solar panel kill someone?,"It's not that the windmill or solar panel kills someone, it's that they produce so little kwh compared to other sources that the metric is very unfavorable." +It would be nice to have a kicker like that...,It would be nice to have a special teams unit and coaches like that* +"My biggest fear over legal marijuana is simply the *money*. There's a documentary on Netflix called High Profits about a shop in CO. One of the huge issues is that because it's federally illegal, it is SO hard to find a bank that will work with you. The business owner would have to pay his taxes in cash. Tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, and he has to take that out of the store, into the car, drive to the town hall or wherever, walk through the building and drop off a duffle bag of cash. It doesn't take long for people who don't care about the law to come up with an idea.",Would you prefer it remain illegal? +Climbing kitty at bouldering gym,I want to see goat doing it +Leaked Documents Reveal Billionaire George Soros Spends Hundreds of Millions of Dollars To Manipulate American Elections,This thread is so refreshingly unpartisan. +I always thought most of the old school Rahi were pretty cute.,They certainly are. +all money to haiti is wasted.,"Is that you, Wyclef?" +That'd probably do more to prevent recidivism.,Oh yea with the way college students get hired +"They'd need to retcon the living shit out of it since, among other things, Alladin is there.",Alladin is public domain +You need to drink 8 glasses of water a day.,You should drink whenever you're thirsty is what I've been told +Don't show this to Kristen Bell. She'll flood the planet with tears of joy again,As will I *sobs* +I'll allow it.,Are you putting that username to good use? +Tell me something i don't know.,Your original parents were Turks. +"BREAKING: Trump Confirmed Landslide Victory in Florida, Ohio, and North Carolina",ONLY IF YOU GO OUT AND FUCKING VOTE MAGA +This shouldn't. We all knew he was going to lower taxes.,But just having a racist buffoon as president elect that will have influence on tax policy is outrageous. +TL;DR: Low-light requiring houseplants: e.g. Gerbera Daisy This is super useful in preventing sick building syndrome!,Sick building syndrome? +"Never watched the show, what's in the bag?",Dope. +That's Numberwang!,That's the wongnumba +"Honestly, that is a really damn boring baby. For the sake of my sanity I am rerolling. automod roll baby","[m] Fluffy has run this by me, as I control the wife/mother, and I consent." +I think it's another limbo alt.,Isn't limbo's schtick that get can't get dates because he's a minority not that white people are awesome. +Neckbeard status: Gone,Fedora status? +Interesting.,I can't tell if I like your name or your flair more. +"Raleigh, NC?",Definitely Cedar Hills. +Maybe! Bernard sure as heck didn't seem innocent. Heck even before they even talk about it when Elsie drops at his desk and asks what he's doing he looks like a guy caught in the act.,"What dude hasn't suddenly fidgeted with their mouse when a female coworker walks up, amirite?" +I can only think of Cantor.,John Gabriel +I'm just imagining the possibility that any plant grown back from extinction that long ago could possibly hold the key to a cure for cancer or AIDS or anything for that matter. Science is amazing.,Or it contains super-AIDS and we're all fucked. +Anything going on for 25th anniversary of Nirvana's Nevermind tonight? Just landed in Seattle today on vacation only to discover it's apparently the 25th anniversary of the release of Nevermind ... does anyone know if there's any pubs or bars tonight doing some sort of celebration by maybe playing the album in full or cover bands or something? I tried googling but the only thing coming up is the stuff at EMP and I'm a bit late for that so figured I'd ask. Cheers!,Apparently the only thing going on is me realizing how fucking old I am. +Why would you do that? Im seriously curious? More bomb phases means more captains which is the most annoying part of the encounter. You can have everyone throw and still miss a couple and do it in 4 runs.,Does he not do his SIVA wipe thing after 5 sets of bombs? +SEXY OFF-SEASON FORMULA 1 PIC DUMP,Jochen Mass is pretty jacked for an F1 driver. +When they promise a 2016 worldwide release but then hit you with that 2017.01.24,This will be the first year since the start of KH where a game wasn't released in the series. +"Will try do all 30 teams, will be kinda hard coming up with something for teams like the sixers lol",These are badass man keep it up +Based Michelle on Twitter: Hillary says I'm deplorable. I say she's the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. She'll never have my vote. #Nurses4Trump,"Don't we have the best women, folks?" +i love tim kaine,Gonna be psyched to vote for him for prez in 2024? +anime irl,{Would you ship your friend with another girl ?} +Typisch een ik ben boos op de huurcorporatie (regering) dus ik doe iets zodat mijn buren ( mensen op de wachtlijst staan voor organen) verneuken.,"Nee hoor, typisch een geval van 'ik ben boos op de huurcorporatie (regering), dus besluit ik mijn contract met de huurcorporatie (donorregister) te verbreken.'" +pro tip,"Fuck off, this just promotes American imperialism by forcing the world to learn English to communicate with Americans." +"Agreed and agreed, fix medals too.",so it's not just on my end that selecting medals between/mid games is buggy as fuck? +I predict that Jill Stein will not win the election.,It is now mathematically impossible for Jill Stein to win the election. +You know the jokes gone on so long I could actually care less if hl3 ever does come out.,How much less could you care? +"Anyone talking about how dangerous it is living in the United States today. No, it's not, crime rate has dropped every single year for as long as I can remember.",But with the constant terrorist attacks on U.S soil how can we possibly be safe? +mobi boots ivern so you can run it down mid faster,Hell yeah +Except we had them playing at corner. Whoo boy. Nate Clements and Shawntae Spencer.,"But remember, Harbaugh won with the exact same team" +"Okay, herpes prevalence is around 90% in the adult population, counting both HSV-1 and HSV-2. A majority carry the virus latently and never experience any symptoms from it. And a condom doesn't protect you from herpes anyway, since the lesions formed during an active infection usually occur all around the pubic area, which is not covered by a condom. So the only way to be completely safe from HSV is to basically not have sex at all.",Ninja edit. +That's right where my dad built his castle.,"One day lad, all this will be yours." +Probably his only clean shirt so you know he wont be back. Good riddance!,REEEEEEEE NORMIES REEEEEE +"Hitscan needs further re balancing and fast. Ok, i use eagle a lot. Lets state that now. And i think that current iteration of it is broken. Hold and fire is something that breaks the balance completely. It needs to be reverted to state where you need to click manually. Aiming with it currently is ridiculously easy and in close to mid range it is way WAY superior as finisher to any other bullet category weapons. To compensate the loss of dps that comes from losing hold and fire, it should have larger clip (20), initial damage and better range. I think that theoretical dps at (practice mode) should be around 620, bit more than now Heavy and light hitscan weapons need slight buff, they seem to be straight worse than autos. Other things Shotguns need better range badly, pistols are just better in every way. And tdm respawns are somehow bit broken you can spawn 4 times in a row in middle of the enemies. Spinfusors need less selfdamage ...and finally while using honorfusor, please for the love of god remove that repair tool, it is so useless. 2 weapon slots are enough if you are using it.","Shotguns are fine, you're supposed to use them to supplement your chain, not replace it." +Rapper and Tide fan Gucci Mane on Alabama's college football dominance: 'Life isn't fair',"I would mock the fact that Bama has Gucci Mane as a fan, but then I remember that we let Tobey Keith waddle around the sideline every game." +"Yeah, I conflated the two for some reason. My bad lol",It's cool gurl +Guys I can't figure out which Pokemon,It's *probably* Maractus +China passes law to ensure films 'serve the people and socialism'.,"In the USA, we call that the FCC." +New favorite keychain,He should be hi-viz. +Any certain time of day?,I caught 6 on my way to work this morning 8:30 ish +it's cool. thank you though,"I can probably find one for you, at school tho" +They most definitely did it because it was cheaper,Clever... good for them! +"Nu mai tin minte cum era , dar il am pentru ca nu vreau ca adblock-u sa-mi ia 90% din pc am un pc destul de slab.","Am ghostery-ul pe broweser pe o tableta vai de steaua ei, e ok." +Butters' reaction to any joke about Cartman is always amazing,I love Butters <3 +Sinusfaction,OP nose how to title a post +Taxation is theft.,"You didn't earn that money, we all did!" +he's a superstar in mine,he's a superduper star in mine. +Neighbors sue man to stop auto repairs at his own home,And now we know where the word cunt originated from. +Really? Wow. I've said that too (on another account possibly) and I was never banned.,I'm banned there for posting on t/d +Unce Unce Unce,Best comment. +Cannot play Matches The Remixes?,"Place them in the root of your HDD, or if you wish, rename them to a shorter name." +"Shit, I didn't know they had ditched those! My broke ass can't afford tickets often so I didn't know the two-piece amazingness had been ditched for some cocktail dress, ultra-PC bullshit! When they skated out in the old ones, there were PLENTY of happy humans, that's for sure!",Yea they where pants and zip up jackets usually now :( Still nice eye candy though. +"Its like, seriously, those guys have nothing, we have AR-15s and Rails Guns (That may or may not exist). How do they possibly think that this ends well for them.",Yeah but they have super soakers So look out +What's a bold prediction you've made about CFB over the past 5 years that's been spot on? I won quite a lot of money betting that Houston would beat FSU last year and that Memphis would beat Ole Miss. What's one game that your gut feeling pulled through big time for you?,My big one was Stanford being out of playoff contention before the committee's first rankings were revealed +How do we watch the Election Day End of the World Podcast live?,wondering the same thing now...Anybody know when its up? +LeBron James chosen Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of Year,Might've been the easiest pick ever for SI +Jury's still out on that.,No kidding. +About as ethical as insinuating that Seth Rich was murdered by Hillary.,yeah I guess they don't really even make an attempt to sound ethical/unbiased anymore so I shouldn't be surprised +NEW META: Skye needs a Nerf posts,next its going to be gg broken game i quit +you dropped into the wrong neigborhood motherfucker,2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 I like playing tone because she's OP +Honestly. How much worse could he be? Gabbert was already the absolute worst QB I've seen in a time...,I am just judging from the last few games I watch Kap play in... but I remember around a dozen turnovers. +Data that includes major urban area boundaries in Canada? Ie: major city boundaries,"Look up StatCan's Standard Geographical Classification (SGC) to determine whether you want census subdivisions or census metropolitan areas/census agglomerations, then d/l shapefles from the reference products of the census program microsite." +Umm could u help me out I have two Pokemon that must be traded to evolve Abra and Hungary I need to lv up Abra to its second from but would u mind helping me out with those evolvetions,"I'm sorry, but I don't have the poeer to evolve a country... :,D otherwise, yes, I can do trade evos" +"How's your new job going, dude?",I'm starting December 5th +(Mostly) Yami Image dump,After this most recent tlrd chapter... I appreciate this post +Voter intimidation isn't always so obvious,One of trumps honorary poll watchers for the oh so common poll fraud +Thanks man! I actually have it for sale right now! I'm really wanting a 2008 bullit! I got it all cleaned up for Craigslist.,"Oh okay, good luck with the new car!" +"Exactly. I'm 35 and would be incredibly creeped out dating a 20 year old, not expecting a future there. Hook up, yeah ok. But not a relationship. Hell, OP can't even drink yet.",I'm 25 and I'd be uncomfortable dating a 20 year old +Looking at two alternating pictures of the same table was oddly satisfying.,They should make a sub for that. +Made my impact known in the Reddit Championship Finals!,Nothing happened? +I randomly browsed the site and couldn't get the warning. Do you need to log in to see it?,Probably - they flaunt a subscription button on the modal popup. +Who are you talking about?,Guess. +Little boat,Icons: Candycons Widget: Europa for Zooper +"Ya once we forget about the NDAA, drone strikes, and prosecuting whistle blowers.",At least the banks got off scot free! +"You know that entire section isn't canon right? Stannis and shireen are alive and well in the books. The show has been pretty much entirely fan fiction for the past few seasons, hence why the dialogue has devolved so massively and the filler tits & gore got ramped up to the extreme.",Are you saying you don't like the bad pussy? +"Give it another 12 hours, we'll find out by then!",Keeping my fingers crossed. +"That's season 5 I believe. The au pair ruined a dress with wine, he takes it to a store (where Joan ends up working), gets it fixed and then he demands compensation for his time.","I read an interview with Vincent Kartheiser stating the scene wasn't written as a rape scene, but that the actress who played the au pair wouldn't kiss him back, so it ended up that way." +Good point. But who's Grump? I guess I'm out of the loop.,Game Grumps. +New Zealand markets are pricing in a Trump victory,bookies are starting to show slightly better odds in favour of Trump +Fanmade OE art: Filthyfrank,Fanmade OEs have more effort put into them than this +Markets in turmoil as Trump's chances increase.,Going to be a bumpy few months boys. +"I'm not sure if I should be clapping, laughing or crying right now (Because I can't get even one Cecil).","Cecil will come soon, I'm sure of it :D" +I'M NOT EVEN SHITPOSTING I MEAN THIS 100%.,<3 +Former ISIS Sex Slave Jail Is Now American HQ In Fight To Retake Major Iraqi City,They probably kept the sex slaves too. +7,Sounds about right. +Welcome to first-world problems: Fallout 3 edition,I am a human and I find nothing wrong with this now give me belly rubs +People often forget that reincarnation in buddhism isn't just human to human. You can be born as a hell being who will suffer for billions of years.,Bet the hell being still gets more girls than I do. +This made me warm inside. So many trump supporters disappointed.,the only people i hear crying are the liberals. +2017 NFL Mock Draft: Bears tab Mitch Trubisky as the future at QB,Definitely not a lock the Niners pick before us +"Can't wait until next month so I can watch the Bulls...compete for the 2011 Eastern Conference title with the ghosts of Rondo, Lopez, and Wade.",They wanted to get younger and more athletic but instead got older and more arthritic +"It's a sad realization that women are so truly despised in this country. A candidate with incredible intelligence, an incredible record of experience and qualifications, and an enormous sense of duty to her country is, instead of applauded and appreciated, degraded and smeared for decades, then measured against and determined to be just as bad as a racist, misogynistic piece of trash.",but emails! +"Hillary makes surprise appearance, awards Katy Perry at UNICEF...SNOWFLAKE BALL!! Does meme magic never end???",How many people have to help hold that thing up? +Shut the fuck up. You'll be back,They always come back. +Whitney who? There was this woman at finale who had her hand up the highest for Jason when Julie asked the HGs who they voted for. Could that be this Whitney person? She was cropped out here but she faded out in my mind long ago.,Whitney is the equivalent of BB12's Matt in the Brigade +"Saban is 64, dude can't coach forever.",One can dream. +"Johnson voters kinda fucked us in Florida. She lost by 130,000 votes. Johnson had 203,000 votes.",Stop the woman blaming +My first FNM win was a 3*New Phyrexia draft with 7 [[Artillerize]]. Gotta love playing burn in limited.,That would be a nice card for Aether Revolt +Look guys! I found the reddit user manual!,Does nobody use the subjunctive anymore? +"Imagine if someone stabbed you, nearly killing you, then they say sorry. How would you react?",Are you really comparing being stabbed to a video game? +I take it you didn't read any of the DNC emails?,"I did, and I am wondering how the DNC rigged the primary." +"This is probably going to be super nitpicky but, for at least the first few games, the actual Assassin's Creed was the guidelines they live by: not to harm innocents, to be subtle/invisible, and to not compromise the Brotherhood. And this movie seems very much similar to that first game. Later on they refer to the creed as the nothing is true... bit, so we'll see what the movie does with it.",isn't that because Altair was the one who first came up with that creed after the events of the first game? +L,L +You can say... He ruins everything?,Oh you... +Anyone else wish he would ditch Bannon as advisor? There's gotta be many much more qualified people.,Why does he make you feel uneasy? +Q: Pwede ko ba enchash cheke kahit saang branch or sa mismong branch lang nakasulat sa cheke? Thank you!,Depende sa bangko e. Anong bank yan? +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.","#Don't tread on us, shill scum!" +The UK doesn't imprison people who disagree with the government.,So it's okay to violate some human rights but not others? +"Great job, I'm proud of you!",Papa bless +"Don't worry , the new president is just another puppet.",YOU'RE THE PUPPET +More importantly he's eight in the NHL in points. So he's getting it done outside of the PP too.,HE'S NOT AS GOOD AS OVECHKIN OR CROSBY THEREFORE HE SUCKS +The answer is yes.,Good job Missouri +I have a Samsung phone and bank at Wells Fargo... I wonder what other major companies I do business with are going to shit the bed this year.,"Same, i have the note 7 and wells fargo." +We should start a thread just for unpopular Black Mirror opinions. Mine: I didn't enjoy a single second of 15 Million Merits,"Well, your opinion is wrong" +Now my fatass can finally enjoy a movie. Need to tell mommie to pack my tendies,Better save up those GBPs for both a movie AND tendies. +"Nobody knows, the original league players (Smith, Rice, Hester) from last year weren't added in until later in the year so there's no history for us to look at. I could easily see EA not touching it until next season but I could also see them adding more players as teams get better and there's a lack of promos and such in the offseason.",Thoughts guys on who it could Potentially be IF they would think about adding? +Yeah Doublelift played that well but that's the reason I hate playing against Vayne. No matter what her stats are if she got 2 items she can pretty much fight anything fed. No other ADC can do that. Shes fun tho.,ya +The ACLU Couldn't Keep Up With Everyone Trying To Donate After Trump Won,They need the money to make up for all the lost time giving a free pass to anything the Fed wanted to do for the past 8 years. +"Respectfully disagree. I don't do any dedicated core work but have a very nice aesthetic look in my core. My philosophy is that since any compound movement requires core strength, the heavier that movement, the more the core is recruited in a practical way and it'll get worked plenty. My core is sore after heavy leg day and heavy upper body day equally.",So the every workout should be a core workout philosophy? +Marc Marquez helmet design for Motegi 2016,That's a sick helmet +did the CEO of Reddit just use the 'it was just a prankbro!' defense?,And Millennials like this shitbag want to know why they aren't trusted with any corporate position above fluffer. +Why I'm Taking My Money Out of the Stock Market and Putting it in Crypto...,"US lost it's triple A credit rating a long time ago, he must have missed that." +People are posting on this sub so fast. No one will probably noticed that I'm gay and voted for President Trump.,great job patriot +"Im so torn on this subject. On one hand - yes, rehabilitation should be the goal for everyone. But many people *cannot* be rehabilitated. Forget about the offender: what is more humane for the tax payer? To pay millions of dollars annually to house, clothe, and provide medical care to people who will never see thr outside (note: in alot of cases having better access to food and medicine than millions of free americans) or to admit that this individual cannot change and do what needs to be done. Obviously yes, there needs to be reforms to the judicial system to prevent innocent or coerced people on death row. But I am not going to show remorse for the John Wayne Gacys, the Ted Bundys and other monsters who won't change.",The CA proposition is written in a way that states that the prisoners will have to work throughout their life sentence and pay restitution to the families of their victims. +"What, exactly, do you mean by that?","I, for one, did understand the joke." +"I'm a couple minutes behind, but Trump said that Khan's son would be alive if we haven't invaded Iraq as Hillary voted for without knowing what she was doing.","I question whether she didn't know what she was doing, tbh." +"Nowadays, Why companies encourage users to shop on there mobile apps instead of there websites?",Impulse buys. +People react to a leader falling off differently. Many people are extremely good at following a lead but when that crumbles they run around like a chicken without it's head and they either try to force it too hard and mess up or completely lose their sense of the bigger picture. It is definitely possible that losing the leadership's voice would impact everyone on the roster.,"Sure, its not like this is an issue that DL is notorious for in the past or anything" +"They were ok, but will they be ok?",We havent been ok since 2009 +"Ads on YouTube, what are you doing with your life mate?",Trying to support the people we like watching +Too soon?,LOLOLOLOLL +What're the chances they'll blow this out of proportion and use it as an excuse to shut us down? *cuck/10*,We can just move to voat +"I can really only remember seeing him on Qi, & up until his exile (when everyone clearly got sick of him) he was intolerable. He & Rory McGrath just didn't get the show at all.",Oh yeah Rory McGrath was awful +"Holy fuck, that Rory Markham KO was vicious and I've never seen it before.",Probably the best walk-off kick KO I've ever seen +Actually we used to be (on average) a lot more literate. Readership per capita was a lot higher in the 1800's but has been declining ever since. For example people turned out in the tens of thousands to hear Lincoln and Dougles debate for four hours and actually talk about policy.,So... make America great again? +Taco Trucks Are Actually Registering Citizens to Vote in Texas and Arizona,I really wanna know if the 4-way intersection by my house will have 4 taco trucks or just 1 for the whole corner +"Esteban thinks he's hot shit. He's just shit. Git gud, scrub.",His eyebrows are hot shit +I have been a long time lurker here. Finally gathering up the courage to say hi to my fellow lonely people. Hi there!,Greetings! +Funny when people get it mixed up.,Willful ignorance or complicit toadyism? +De PVV leunt op deze Amerikaanse godfather van de anti-moslimbeweging,Tijd om dit soort donaties te verbieden en de veramerikanisering van de Nederlandse politiek in de kiem te smoren. +Germany is still accepting political refugees.,Don't forget your hijab! +80's IndyCar! Everyone's happy!,Some retro oval cars would actually be pretty cool +To be fair if gangs want guns they're gonna get the guns regardless of what happens right?,"Yeah thats true, may as well let the government give them to them then" +"Ian just *screaming* at the color test fucking got me, and then they both just go ballistic.",Reminded me of Dennis from IASIP +'Snot very common from what I gather.,Definitely nothing to sneeze at +What campus? You might get high fives!,MacEwan! +"I am 13 years old and have autism, ADHD, OCD, and possibly ADD My name is Alex Lopez. I'm nearly 14. I have autism ADHD and OCD. Get yo' damn figures ready to ask me about anything. Except rampart.",Can you show the documented proof of these conditions please or GTFO as every 13 year old claims this shit. +"Don't be ridiculous, Americans are very welcoming. Enjoy your trip.",They'll even build you a wall as a welcome gift! +Pretty sure nicaragua,"Two kids just really like Nicaragua, eh?" +Debbie Wasserman Schultz Comes out of Hiding to Deny Her Corruption,"Why not come out of hiding , after all she won her district and has a job come January." +than,how much money have you made correcting spelling on the social media platforms? +"Honestly, it's stupid dehumanizing caricatures like that that made people turn away from Hillary. It alienates moderates when you say anyone who even considers voting for the other person is a psycho, racist, misogynist, rapist, etc etc etc. It makes dialogue impossible and then you can't actually convince those people to change their minds and come to your side. But hey don't listen to me it's not like we've been fucking saying this for 2 years now. If they let Warren run for president then we would be celebrating president Warren's victory tonight.","No you're wrong, and if anyone else has a different opinion than me they are also wrong and deserve to die!" +"They did fuck up badly. People are fed up with the lesser of two evils scam. The DNC took a gamble on disenfranchising a large segment of their own party, in tandem with media outlets like MSNBC that obviously imposed as close to a Bernie Sanders blackout as they could, for as long as they could, and still retaining the votes to push their corporate puppet into the white house and it's not panning out. I'm telling you, when Hillary loses, this is not going to be the fault of Bernie bros or any other country, the DNC is directly responsible for their candidate losing. Trump is scumbag as well so don't get me wrong. - Me, one month ago","Wait, so the Russians didn't do it after all?" +'race pandering film',Tell that to Abe Lincolns snapped neck +"Yes! Same question I've been asking for weeks and have never gotten a straight answer to: *What, if anything, in the law would prevent someone needing expensive, long-term care, from moving to Colorado just to take advantage of the taxpayer funded program?*",Whats preventing someone who needs expensive long term care from moving to any of the other 60 countries on earth with universal healthcare? +I would be more than happy to help with activity and graphic design (as much as I can) for a united europe.,"I'll happily hand over any resources of the MEU that may be useful (CSS, spreadsheet, wiki, guides)." +So Rage in HD - sweet!,Those old VHS quality music videos upscale so well +"He's explicitly said the opposite, where are you getting this information?",Where has he explicitly said that? +Pastor in texas yells at kids waiting for santa,"Pretty polite folks, I'm from safe space liberal town North Carolina and when shit like this happens there are invariably one or two people who just shrug and say, well, I'm going to jail today and head forward with the ass-whooping." +If Hillary wins it'll be the fastest impeachment of all time.,Will be the first time the losing party begins its state of the Union response with we have just served the new President her impeachment papers +Seriously. Didn't they see the effect that memes had on the US election? They can't be stopped.,Plot Twist: The were running out of memes to enjoy and new this would create a bunch of knew OC +I really hope it does die out so that the price falls down to $5 and I'll pick it up,You could give me that $5 and I'll disappoint you instead. +WTF HOW,I can recognise you <3 +"I hope the DNC learns something from this. You could have had an easy election process with Sanders, but now you have no president, no senate, and 4 years of Trump. Idiots.","yes all people who get duped, lied to, stolen from, mauled, assaulted... are all idiots and deserve what they get." +"Stock markets are up and taking this election in stride. Can we all agree now that Trump was never a threat to the establishment, he won't do anything against corruption, and all that's left to his message is hate?",LOL yeah and since its cold outside today then global warming is a myth. +You should of been mor confederat about he's feeling,im prett sure the word your looked for is confetti +Here in The Netherlands we pay around 1900 per year for a bachelor if you're dutch.,Here in Finland we get paid to go to school +Some fan you are,"Oh fuck off mate, leave the delusion to Liverpool fans." +"If the electorate manages to punish the DNC through votes but not the republicans for what they've done, all you'll do is hand america to conservatives.",Why would they ever change their ways if their ways get them elected? +"I know what 'Satora' means, I'm talking about the long sentence that *begins* with 'Satora'.",A quick google search and I belive its a mantra about awakening people from daydreaming +I havent heard that. I know someone who said they were very highly respected there. They were an english teacher lol. She even wants to retire there! Others have said they get pics taken with them all the time.,Hmm idk maybe it was the region or maybe it was because she was a she +"I am going to apply an arbitrary label to him as well, one that contradicts the arbitrary label you used.","The Millenial protection squad is here everyone, leave them alone in their safe spaces, the ones with the best WiFi access in the area." +But hes not a good candidate for a president tho. Even if he didn't cheat he played dirty ok.,"OFC, Hillary was squeaky clean..." +I think it's trying to tell you guys something.,Become Satan +Honestly... Where do we even start to address it? Getting rid of the electoral college?,I think ammendment. +"Suns Draft Everything I've seen so far from the Suns leads me to believe we will have a top 5 pick in the draft. Obviously things can change but all the mock drafts show 5 PG's taken in the first 8 picks. If you were McDonough what would you do? A) Trade Knight for a pick/non guard and draft a PG with our top 5 pick (one of Ball, Fultz, Smith, Fox, Ntilikina [??], Monk) and have him learn behind Bledsoe. Note: this move shows you don't believe much in Ulis :( B) Trade Bledsoe (and knight, no way he's with the team next season IMO) for picks and assets, end up with a top 3 pick most likely and draft your guard of the future (Ball, Fultz, Smith) to pair with Booker, Warren, Bender, Chriss. C) Reach for a center here with a top 5 pick (Tyson Chandler isn't getting younger and Len is a marginal starter in the league. Are there any good centers in this draft even? Maybe move back in the draft to grab said center? D) Draft Josh Jackson if he falls and either trade or don't resign PJ. Have Jackson back up Warren at the 3 and play Bender more at the 4 behind Chriss. E) Draft Jonathan Isaac (PF) from Florida state if he falls (assuming we aren't the worst team in the league). Crowd the PF position with Chriss/Bender already here. Possibly flip one of them for a vet and assets? F) Package the pick with one of our young players who don't have the last name Booker and get a borderline all star/legitimate all star. G) Other, give me your scenario",I would take Josh Jackson +"I'm on the fence. I wouldn't mind if they left it in, since you could see the vikings taking considerable damage anyway. A couple more bombs plus some single target damage can still kill a viking ball very quickly. Plus the parasitic bomb is still there so the vikings can't retreat.","Yeah that 500/1000 resource of vipers took about half the health off of those 6 vikings, definitely leave that in the game." +When did Trump order mass bombings?,He'll do it today he's already president +ONLY use Snowglobe given in mail,"It doesn't matter which Rouge you used, the rewards are going to come at a later date." +"Hillary got more votes. Fuck this backwards ass system. If the republicans had any honor, they'd respect the nations vote and ask their electors to vote for hillary. But they are pathetic, weak, spineless individuals, so we get 4 years of Trump.","Yes, because had the roles been reversed, clearly Hillary would have conceded to Trump." +Annnnnd I hate you for camping a ladder with a shotgun,"yes, best tactic ever: pick a shotgun in a TDM match and camp the roof to get an astounding 1-0." +I love that his middle name is Matthew too. Tampa Bay is just having a tough week.,"Wrong side of the state, but I'll let it slide." +NFL Players can't believe this W*nker,Uh.... Not NFL for one.... +check ur privilege,Expecting a game mode to work as described = privilege +"Cool flag! I would like to ask our fellow Milwaukeeans, what happened since the flag won the competition? Any moves to make this an official flag? Do you see this flag in the wild often? Do people care about the flag?",Litterally nothing has happened. +hardest god in the game? who's the hardest god in the game? for me it's ullr ~.~ i can't use that boi. u gotta smash yo keyboard to land his combo,Ao Kuang +How did they not see the car...?,Cause they were not looking at the road most likely. +"AHAHHA. YOU MADE ME CHORTLE, GOOD SIR.",yes +TFW to smart too be president,wojackbrain.jpg +Game Thread: Colts vs Chargers The battered Colts host the bruised Chargers today as they look to tally thier first W of the 2016 campaign. This could be the first game where the Colts have all their defensive starters on the field at one time. Will the Colts overcome the mistakes and injuries that plagued them the first two games? Will update with Inactives once they are announced.,DAVIS IS BACK BITCHES +How would you handle a stranger suddenly screaming incoherently at you in public?,"Say, my name is Hugh Mungus" +Showerthought: Attach heart rate monitors to CS players in major tournaments and display their BPM in the live stream / 1st person spectator mode. Wouldn't it be a visceral viewing experience to watch players' heart beat go up during intense moments in a match? Or to see how stone cold certain players remain in critical scenarios?,People would never know if Dosia is just nervous or just chilling though +You don't have to do anything at all,You sure know how to hold reasonable conversations. +A blasphemous flag on my local LFC Facebook group,looks like a pretty decent chinese product +I was one of the people who voted for Clinton. This is bad news to me!,How many times did you vote? +"Yup, everybody is either for unlimited amount of unchecked migrants, or a Russian shill.",Nice strawman m8 +Do you not use an MDM?,Doesn't help when the battery's been dead for months. +Trump supporters are rational people,Okay buddy +"I can't believe that I played this back in 2009, I still have my original profile from what I remember.","I'm not gonna lie, I loved it." +this one is far superior and i just laughed like a fuckwit,AHOHAHOH**AH**OH +"Gee, then maybe Europe should start pulling its own weight in NATO for the first time ever. Guess what? Americans are tired of having to do the vast majority ourselves while the rest of NATO reaps the rewards.","Yeah, it's not like the US gains anything from having military all over the Europe." +Trump victory rally on Hilltop @10,Seems like a bad idea... +TEN TIMES!!!,"Uh-uh, not guilty!" +"I don't know how you're saving your money, but, it's probably time to let some of that money work for you. My parents could put money in a savings account and get 4%+ interest, not so today. It's probably time to invest some of that money into something that will at least beat inflation. Maybe check out r/personalfinance or r/memeeconomy what do I know though.",Take 5-10k and open a retirement account +How do you know Naomi will win?,They're either from the future or talking out of their ass. +Faux releases the most important range ammos in DMM finale,But... why +Bought some $mstx with some change Sitting around. Now its coming up yeeeeee,I still don't think that a good idea. +Yes it is.,What is a boudoir shoot in industry terms then? +"whoah, thats a fair amount of time. Congrats. I'm an immigrant too, had to make a decision 5 years ago between studying in houston and london, ontario. i chose Canada and in hindsight i should have chosen houston as it was a better program. I got my PR a year ago. Now it feels like the best decision ever. So happy and grateful to be a part of this country.","Ou London.. So uh, Jack's this weekend?" +My kid takes melatonin. Apparently I need to be aware that it may make him drowsy. I should hope so as none of us are getting any sleep if it doesn't!,Did you go to a doctor to know his melatonin production time becuase if you didnt its a big placebo/ineffective mess +North Carolina Governor loses re-election bid after battle over anti-LGBT law,"So... NC didn't elect a governor over anti-LGBT law, but voted for a president and vp that are very anti-LGBT... totally makes sense" +"That's it for IPv4, go all IPv6: Internet Architecture Board. Pool of original internet protocol addresses exhausted.",So much for memorizing my ip for remote desktop! +is that a big pupper or a tiny hooman?,Why not both? +#TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS,No overtime required. +"Nope, it might actually be slower, but setting up the scene is faster for me and I prefer the output. I also use FStorm for quick renders.","Oh, nice." +Yurp,going to remake this in sfm tomorrow :D +When did you order if you don't mind me asking?,Late last week my friend! +"thx. We are stopping soon. The doctors have been saying for 5 years she only has a few months to live, and this time last year she was designated end of life, but she has been stable since. We decided two years ago we would do the 5 years, then she would go in a home if she survived that long (she is not aware of anything, we are essentially a life-support machine). If she crashes we will see it through, but it is tough on my wife as she balances doing the right thing for her mother, and resenting someone she doesn't even know.",Must be tough dude best wishes to you all! +If famous people were yoyo companies. What would their flagship model be? From both past and present.,Trump: really high walls +Snorting sugar sounds painful and unlikely to get you high.,"Can confirm, did this as a child and it's uncomfortable and just makes you snotty and a little hyper." +"You want them while they're cute, once they hit puberty you dump them and get a new one.","Sounds like what some people do with puppies and kittens, too..." +"Well I'm not trying to say that Reaper is better (I primarily use Ableton, but I own Reaper and a few others). It's just that it's *so* cheap. There's no point in buying Ableton as your first DAW when it's expensive for reasons that aren't going to be immediately obvious. Personal preference is an entirely true statement, but no one would support Pro Tools as a first purchase (for example).","Pro tools was my first DAW purchase (though I suppose I pirated cubase before, and it did come with my interface, and I'd already learned it at college and needed it for uni)." +How dare they want to lock up a criminal who would've happily sent their children to their deaths.,Conjecture. +The Ottoman Empire was a joke.Such a big empire and the only thing they did was wars and more wars.,Didn't you hear about how tolerant and progressive snd nice to their slaves they were? +Rumble Supremacy is probably the least fun I've ever had in Destiny. Step 1: Spot Guardian Step 2: Trade shotguns kills Step 3: Third Guardian uninvolved in the fight picks up both crests. Rinse Repeat,Conversely: Inferno Rumble was the first time I've actually had fun in a Rumble match. +I left it open-ended to allow people to come to their own conclusions. Sort of like a Choose Your Own Adventure book. Spoiler Alert: Father Time is undefeated.,Oh yeah well what about Jesus +"St. Petersburg, Russia",I feel like former Soviet territory is easy mode for this sub +"Donald J. Trump On Twitter - If the press would cover me accurately & honorably, I would have far less reason to tweet. Sadly, I don't know if that will ever happen!","#THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAS A POINT, YOU KNOW" +What do you do after work?,Work never ends... +we're doing ribs now? my competition-style 6-hour smoked ribs With Bonus Step-By-Step Pics,I'm pretty sure pineapple is not citrus... +"If Trump and Clinton were stranded on an island, who would survive?",I found that joke to be original +Maybe Mrs. Claus will deliver,SENRUD? +There was always grinding in the form of Arenas. Arenas were just less tedious.,no (infinite) arenas in FE4 and Tellius! +Who's to say they aren't?,"Burdon of proof is on the person making the claim, bud." +Mariano is still making shitty commercials to this day.,Hell Keith Hernandez is still raking in those Coin Galleries of Oyster Bay bucks.... or coins I guess +Trump broke all the rules,Are you even relevant anymore lying CNN? +Can't really refute that. Almost everything was measurably better under Barack though but I guess some people don't really care about that.,Cant let facts get in the way of feelings +"*mumbles* I should have specified... get ALL 3 of us to the back room. If we can make it to the back sink, we should be able to stop it up so it quits growing. *he looks at the bubble engulfing us* How long can you keep this up for?","I can keep it up fer 12 hours, and fit through anything that isn't airtight" +"Yeah absolutely. Well maybe if you're a member of this very obscure little religion which name escapes me right now but other than that, no problem with legal immigration.","Oh right dude, we might as well leave the borders wide open for them because Germany and Sweden are handling their immigration problems well." +"I do, if he dies we automatically get both first jew and then first female presidents.",And the first Native American! +This is just horrible luck,Haha tier 3 trash player +"Free YogYog bear 3DG8T-NNPFV-9JYT8 i dont play it, and got it from humblebundle.",Tfw you're out of town for the week and keep missing all of the codes. +There are two good things about the 1911: its slimness and its trigger. Can you get this magazine to somehow fuck up the trigger pull as well?,Anything is possible with the magic that is a dremel. +"I've realized I severely underestimated how much of our country supports Trump and what they feel his presidency will bring. Educate me Reddit: why did you vote for Trump? (Serious answers, please)","Because Hillary is a warmongering sociopath that wanted to start war with Russia, and I really REALLY don't want that." +Case and Point: Any mega cities in Asia.,any city anywhere in the world save for US suburbs +Where is this from?,Water World +You should definitely take it home and raise it to get into mischief,Taking wild animals out of the wild is an extremely horrible idea. +Who drinks mystery liquid thats been sitting around for 6 months?,Meth heads. +He's done an ama,Yeah and we definitely don't have any more questions for him +"I think the 3DS version is far more likely than the PS4 version, to be honest. Nintendo's the one who's been pushing for Dragon Quest localization and publishing in the West since Dragon Quest IX.","Hope not, i prefer the ps4 version.. tired of it only coming to boring handheld.. i want to play on the big screen like dq8 on ps2" +"if you live on paved streets/not a steep hill, you should be find with all seasons and an Outback. I don't put winter tires on my truck, with 4x4, but I did put studded snow tires on my front wheel drive VW. In high school I lived on a private dirt road with a 10% grade, and my all season tires and Subaru outback did just fine.",You were in highschool-we were all invincible in those days. +I think it would be fascinating to see how an American politician would do on Survivor. Also it would bring a lot of publicity to Survivor.,They surely wouldn't lie +The weight of the rings weighed pushed him deep into the fire.,"I don't think so, the ring floated." +Must be one of those stealth-tanks,I think that's the tank head glitch where it uses third person to see over the fence. +"Win with grace, lose with dignity.",You mean like the candidate who was the first in a lifetime not to give a concession speech once the race was called? +Good to know. ........MOONBEAM?,"Years ago, around 1975 when he was first a Governor, Brown made comments in support of UFOs or aliens and was labelled Governor Moonbeam." +Didn't see it. At all. What I *did* see that you're probably strawmanning is that a lot of the opposition to Hillary was based on nothing but sexism.,"Nice way to perpetuate... keep it up... continue the disenfranchisement, that will surely help the next candidate" +"i thought you were joking, i was actually laughing rn","Have a good one dude, I never said it wasn't an embarrassing moment but it did happen lol" +Freedom never sits. It stands at full attention.,Like my dick upon seeing this. +Is there a negative view amongst stand-ups towards improv? I've noticed something a few times at my local open mic. I've performed a couple times and been an audience member a few more too. Some of the comedians made jokes at the expense of improv/theatresports people. Is there some sort of animosity towards that community amongst stand-ups?,Do stand-ups really look at anything favorably? +"Yeah because that strategy worked so well for you in the election. Trump is a delegator, a manager. All-talk campaigning isn't what he's best at. I think he's going to shock with how well he does.","Yeah except there is no second, third, or fourth bankruptcy in this endeavor." +"You had Hitler, so we can get one too! Yeah, I'm not that sure if that's what you should aim for","And as always, a cheap knock-off." +Yep I'm physically ill as I had like 500k at the time to buy a ton. Then I think about players I can buy with the 60k profit I made and it helps a lil bit,Who can you get? +This was my first one too,If it's your first one how is it another one +Awww. It's a damn shame there's nothin there.,God damn +"Getting to the point without making small talk first. Seriously, just tell me what you want.",Sex +"Nick Saban and Urban Meyer have won a combined 7 of the last 10 national championships; they are the only current head coaches to have won more than 1 title, and each has 3+. Is there anybody else coaching right now that you believe could achieve the same level of dominance in the future? I know similar questions have probably been asked before, but this seems to be the only place on reddit that isn't obsessed with politics right now and I think it's an interesting question anyway. A lot of the time long-term coaching skill is a complete roll of the dice, but I'm curious who's on peoples' radars right now. Personally, I could see Harbaugh being part of a stat like this in a few years. There also seemed to have been a consensus before the season that Herman was gonna be the next big coach, but I feel like that's cooled off a bit after Houston's current struggles (though Herman is undoubtedly a very good coach). As far as other G5 coaches go, PJ Fleck is getting some (well-deserved) hype, and I think Willie Taggart is going to be finding success at a P5 school within the next few years.","Jimbo, dabo, petterson, and Harbaugh could do it." +Seen on the back of a car,Maybe be something someone mistook for a Pink Floyd reference. +These people hit the bottom then grabbed a shovel,From my experience that just leads to another barrel. +This is true. It's a known fact iPhone users spend more. Which is why advertising targets them.,The galaxy phones are similar in prestige (at least in cost) and they alone are around the same sales as IPhone. +"Trunp isn't going to try to prosecute Clinton. It would be perfectly in character for him to do so, but I doubt it will happen.",We doubted he would win too +I'd say before Nov. 12th,"That's a bit optimistic, probably late December." +"ALL ENERGY ALL THE TIME. Solar wind oil gas everything. No more regulations. Let's unlock all that dark energy beneath us before it's all worthless. That's why it's important to turn up the spigout and extract all the oil energy that we can, as soon as we can. Because as Tesla owners, we know that the black goo won't be worth very much for the countries who are sitting on it for too long.","Yes, dumping all the oil onto the market at once totally won't depress the price of oil" +the cake is amazing....,"Can confirm, bocce dulche and raspberry gateu so good." +So fuck me if I'm a poorfag without a cellphone then.,It's not like usernames are a huge feature +Jerry Jones: Cowboys receivers open thanks to Dez,Yeah but we should totally trade him +Why Dak Prescott's QBR is so much better than Carson Wentz's,But Dak hasn't played a real defense yet +"I love the nameplate on the front, as that is pretty slick!",Yeah but that swoosh thing (whatever it is) on the other side looks pretty tacky. +"Why is it okay for guys to use gender-specific hateful language? Tits and a gash, that patronizing ladies, cunt, bitch, etc. This is something I'm wholly sick of.","Women aren't human silly, they don't deserve human terminology." +Hillary Clinton Enough said....,kek +HAHAHAHAHAHA,"... what's happening over here, fellas?" +What is this from?,The Happy Housewife +Hillary Clinton's Lead Is Greater Than Multiple Former Presidents',She lost in a landslide in the only metric that counts. +"Yeah, that kid is hopped up on something his parents forced down his throat. He's probably democrat and they freaked out.",Off-label Adderall FTW! +National Videogame Foundation formed to 'celebrate and preserve' video games,I am my own 'national videogame foundation'. +"If people seem unclear on Trump's message it's because he isn't clear about it. Sometimes he's for MJ, sometimes not. Sometimes he wants to raise taxes, sometimes he wants to lower them. He's for and against abortion as well. Depends on the day.",Sounds like a solid choice for the presidency. +rip in ears my friend. too late for me 2,[*] +Did you read the post I linked to?,"Oh, yeah, an opinion from one person is really a way to convince me." +What with our clean air and moderate climate.,"Hey, suburban Massachusetts will be warm beachfront property - climate change it up!" +"That's the equivalent of police knowing your neighbor is a drug dealer and raid your house along with his, even when they have no evidence against you.",You could have been dealing drugs though! +Having a humanities education/liberal arts degree is just as important as that CS degree.,How dare you sully the web with such words! +I swear JT has been at OSU since the Stone Age,He is our Jake Butt. +He should kill Pence first,Very tolerant of you +You should try listening to some Kanye. He's actually really talented.,"all they know is that kanye supports trump, so he must be a terrible person" +Abbiamo 69 isp?,Si appoggiano tutti a Telecom +I was just joking D: dang tough crowd,"Well, when you call someone out for cheating or just joking, it's the internet so :/" +"Pero con tu criterio un pianista aprieta teclas y pisa pedales, un baterista golpea tambores y pisa un pedal, un guitarrista aprieta y rasga cuerdas.... Es como decir que manejar es mover un volante, mover dos palancas y pisar pedales pero la realidad es que hay un gigantesco gradiente de habilidades desde el que ni sabe que hace cada pedal hasta un corredor de Formula 1 y similar.","Nunca mencionan a los bajistas en estas cosas, como nos discriminan la puta madre" +"*^What ^a ^potty ^mouth! ^I ^think ^this ^is ^what ^you ^meant, ^salty ^human:* **Jumping toxic left. Go bonk yourselves. You wanna know why I voted Independent? You called me a crap boy, a bernie bro, and non-essential to your election. Suck my wiener you dumb mother bois. I'm glad we have this happening now.**",I like this bot. +I think you haven't actually looked into it.. It is very feature rich. Runs poorly right now though.,"Whenever i've seen someone playing it or asked someone what you can do in it i'm often given the response you just explore However you are correct, I haven't looked into it." +NERVO & Hook N Sling - Reason (Official Music Video),Vicetone remix is quite awesome too +"Sadly, I am not surprised at this. You should google our school board... It is a big part of the reason your kids read history books that do things like call slaves migrant workers.",What kind of revisionist bullshit is that? +WiFi = Cancer Vaccines = Autism Nuclear = Unsafe,"But every candidate has their flaws, so you might as well vote for mine" +Are *you* deluded by big business and the government? Who are you to assume that everyone else is? You give the establishment too much credit.,more than 100 posts in a day - someones been working hard! +YES fellow Al fan *fistbump*,"Fuck the Abrahamic God, I worship volcanoes." +If it's anything like China in Africa it will involve massive fraud and exploitation of local workers.,"And comparing it to how it is now, how much different will it be?" +LIVE STREAM: UT Students March in Protest (The Daily Texan FB page),"Y'know, if Hillary had won and it was Trump's supporters protesting, people would be flipping their shit and saying how they just need to accept the election results." +"WE DID IT! PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J. TRUMP!",We made history. +"If just to get away from Trump's USA. I mean, Harambe wasn't white, so he wouldn't have done well in a Trump America.","Harambe would have joined hands with Pepe the Frog and together they would have praised Trump, for the glorious leader that he is (and for his very large hands)." +"Ok but will the online be buffed for season 2? Because it's still largely the same, terrible. And it seems like the devs are under the misconception that it's fine. This seriously needs to be a top priority, net code is pretty sub par.",Have you tried opening your router port? +in 2008 he said he didnt support gay marriage and he had nothing to do with the supreme court decision.,"I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have happened had he nominated conservative judges, so actually, he did have influence." +"Either way, it is a fetish?",Yes? +YOUTUBE HIDING COMMENTS!,"When you use allcaps, people take you more seriously and are more likely to watch your video." +I'm onto you Samuel Stein,"~~Stein~~ Stain, perhaps?" +You sound like a troll.,Spoken like someone who doesn't want to have the RIGHT to GUNS to shOOt PeOPle with PrACticALly uNAmERiCAn. +Does Jordan Gay see any snaps? He's a kicker. I rung up his mom at my job today. Just wondering,No because the ball doesnt get snapped on kickoffs +Got a 50 on my PiCat asvab!,Jesus Christ did you breath through a straw when you were born? +$100 says she doesn't,Yeah I'm a 1000% sure that she will not go to jail. +How many more does he have and how often will he post? I didn't hear his scheduling or anything for this :(,He said on Hannipede's radio show today that they will try to release one a day until the election. +"He has been quiet for about 10 min, probably trying to figure out how to change the code he copied from someone else.","I think he turned it off, killed the code, or he's trying to figure out how to deal with us." +PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT,NEED A LIGHT? +"Stupid Obama. I mean, how hard is it to try and move away from fossil fuels while subsidizing the fossil fuel industry? Thank god Trump will solve that problem by eliminating the idea of climate change.",you forgot your +I'm not telling you what you think. I'm telling you what you think is wrong.,With no evidence or argument besides... I know you are actually a racist dur +NO.,...? +Well you do know there is a secret military base under the Denver airport.. right?,The lizard people require a place to fortify their ranks. +"If NY wasn't so radically liberal and there was a chance republicans could win in NY then they'd count more for the state. The left has total dominion over NYC, LA, CHI, DET, etc etc",So people's votes should count more or less depending on their political leaning? +Do we actually care? Over half the voters did too. Tom Brady is our QB and the best one of all time. Anyone who chooses to dislike him based on political beliefs is pretty fucking stupid in my opinion.,Of course we should care how am I going to vote for TB in 2020 when I know he supported Trump in 2016. +"I suppose all women, gays, lesbians, minorities, handicapped, who didn't vote for Hilary should die too? It never occurred to these women that there's a possibility that it's precisely because of women like them that Hilary lost.","No, they just need to be sent to reeducation camps to deprogram them from their internalized misogny, obviously." +"You are preaching to the wrong quire pal. What I said stands. Doesn't matter what the subject is. If its voted on, it should be.",choir* +What happens if a subreddit owner breaks reddits rules?,The rules only apply to us normal peasants. +That is sad that you even have to mention that. People are fucking retarded.,The fact that the largest online pro trump community is satire may be indicative of why some people get the perception that he/and his supporters are crazy. +"As much as I would love to see a Washington/Clemson game, I really don't see y'all getting past Ohio State unfortunately.","Well, ok" +#NotAllBosses you guise,The whole thread is filled with bootlickers. +I think it's boy's hole,"I feel like you're saying boy's hole, and it's clearly soul" +"President Trump may be trouble for AT&T/Time Warner merger, and Comcast",Trump is a piece of shit. +The police scanner said the crowd pulled a woman out of her car and beat her. The police should be using gas and dogs at this point.,Stop and frisk time bitchessssss! +"Ted Bundy, pictured in the Wilson High School - Nova Yearbook (Tacoma, WA) - Class of 1965",I know this is a high school pic but he looks like he's 30. +If both are comfortable then go with the Logitech. Better software that does not require registering with Razer is a win in my book.,Ive heard Deathadder is much better for CS. +Best way to remove black coating from aluminum handle? I have a Zero Tolerance 0770 and the black coating is starting to wear off. What's the best way to get it all off without scratching the handle?,Sand blasting is the best way to achieve an even finish on a surface with lots of curves or irregular shapes. +"Take their phones when you get a chance, in their notification shade, click on the settings menu and disable the notification controls.",This is the answer OP is looking for.....needs to be higher. +Which movie title is most improved by adding 'in my ass' to the end?,Inglorious Bastards.... In my ass +Uncle Ben's anyone ?,leave spider man's uncle out of this +"Which Drones to buy? New to the scene Hello all I am new to the drones scene and would like to purchase one. I do not need anything extremely fancy or mind blowing, just something i can put FPV gear on and get my adrenaline going. I am looking for something in the 300-500$ range. Looking at the research I have done so far, I am currently looking at buying an immersionrc vortex 285. Does anyone have experience using this model? Which model would you recommend?",GoPro Karma. +"this is not an advantage, this is just a squad of half blind players bunching up together too much, a shotgun would of done the same thing","They would have had to go closer wit a shotgun, possibly wasting the opportunity." +Proof of voter fraud and broken voting seals in a County Hillary won in Wisconsin.,st croix county went for trump ~26k to ~17.5k +After a recent marriage separation I finally treated myself to ALL THE THINGS!,*JEALOUS RAGE* +or just equality in general. A lot of the Trump supporters that I know said they did it for the supreme court. That they did not like him but they did not want Hillary to pick the nominations. With a nod to gay marriage and abortions being decisions that they want to change.,gotta oppress the gays even if you're forced to use an unhinged narcissist to do it +I just put my Orzly case on... There is a giant rainbow splotch in the middle of the screen.,Yea fuck that +"Don't worry. I hear Trump is going to bring back jobs like you wouldn't believe. You like coal, right?","Yeah, we can drop all that STEM stuff now." +Aren't fat people actually less of a drain on healthcare since they die faster?,Only if we were to let them die. +mixed race couple is attacked at subway they were upset that dude was out with a 'white girl,But they dindoo nuffens +"Yeah, starving people are ruthless. You can be as big as a tank, but a 130-lb dude with a pocket knife can still kill you.","Seriously, people tend to lose all of their fear in fight when it's fight or don't eat." +I plan on getting this bumper on my 05 wrangler. Will it look weird having LED fog lights paired with hallogen headlights? Anyone have a combination of LED and hallogen?,Completely dependent on the color temperature of each +minimum wage high school kids,I'd do it +What were your doses and timing?,"Most recently when I did it, I took 140mg MDMA, 90 minutes later took 70mg MDMA, and 3 hours after the initial dose, I insufflated 10mg 2c-b." +"Castro was a brutal human being. But he also did a lot of good for his country despite that. As opposed to Pinochet, a man our leaders often praised. Never mind the ever expanding rogues gallary of brutal pieces of shit we have supported or put into power over the years. Never mind what we did in Iraq and Vietnam. I have no love for dictators, but I have a massive amount of hate for hypocrites.",Would you have liked Castro or someone just like him to take over the US and rule it like Castro just to have better healthcare. +"You guys realize Trump's actually pretty friendly to women, gays, and others, especially as far as other Republicans go, right? I mean, his company has more female executives than male, his spokeswoman is a woman of mixed race, he's great friends with Ben Carson (a black man, in case you don't remember him), and one of his head strategists this year was a woman. Hell, he even paraded a rainbow LGBTs for Trump flag around the stage with pride. I mean, I get it if you don't like his economic, immigration, etc policies, but can the discussion of him being every -ist in the book stop? He's proven it wrong time and time again, and yet is keeps going.",Mike pence is absolutely a homophobic racist though. +Been officially shut down by the writers though.,Link? +These 60-second cuts of general conference sessions are the best way to watch general conference,I almost fell out of my chair. +Oh. My. God. This. Please. Yes. A couple commas would make the economy in this game so much more simple.,"Perfect, more casuals trying to make this game simpler" +"Opinion poll: Which is better for ultra high settings on a triple monitor setup, dual GTX 770's or single GTX 1080?",A single 1080 without question +pathetic crowd. trump rallies are much bigger. looks pretty low energy too. just sad.,yeah they should have been rioting and breaking shit like they were in oakland! +Trying to grab a crocodile,Fuck the camera guy. +Nintendo Switch better have pictoxhat or I'm not buying,Not +Density level=SMBH,Denser than a neutron star. +"Christmas gift for my army buddy, ideas? My buddy is going to deploy soon, he is currently home to celebrate the holidays before he leaves and I want to get him something nice. I just recently bought a Cold Steel Espada large in coyote brown G10. He really seemed to like it and I was going to get him the same knife but then I started thinking about fixed blades... etc. Just wondering everyones opinion! The Espada Large in coyote brown is about $180 and that's more or less my budget. Thanks!","Army gift basket with the following; C4, Crown Royal, mint skoal, Extra strength Advil and porno DVD with KY." +I like the 9 W's. Like incase we couldn't picture 9 wins,"As an Orlando city fan I didn't know what it looked like, so it helped" +"I Found A New Code Word, The Grabblers",News you can use. +My beer bubbles look like a Member Berry,Member the password? +"What does Agent 47 do in his downtime? I understand Agent 47 is a notoriously thin character, but humor me. - He's wealthy, given his fees - He's asexual - He doesn't enjoy social contact - He has to keep his body and mind sharp - He enjoys the company of small birds It seems unlikely to me that he would feel comfortable staying in one place for too long, given the nature of his work and his desire for total anonymity. So what is he doing when he's not preparing for missions? Since he's uninterested in humans he's probably also uninterested in reading fiction or watching films. Gotta spend that money somehow though. Big house that he rarely stays in somewhere? Fine dining? Or is he just moving from motel to motel, spending the evening looking after pet birds and picking fluff off his suits? What do you think?",He sits at the table quietly in a dark room. +Cudi needed to moan more on the album. What are your favorite Cudi tracks that he moans and hums on guys,"I mean look at his feature on Kanye's Waves, Cudi and Ye have a fucking hum off there" +"Typically a president will always run for a second term, it's the optimism he has that he'll win what matters","He said a while ago he wasn't sure if he would run again, He said he wanted to see how it goes first." +"Looks like the trend of shitty games with embargoes continues. I think at this point, people should have finally figured out that if they don't give out pre-release review copies, **and** allow pre-release reviews, then they're hiding something.",Doom? +"There are mechanics beyond that that favor the Russians too. Russian shells are packed with HE, and in reality that leads them to be brittle and has the risk that they'll break up on impact occasionally, which isn't modeled ingame at all. That's why the Russian shells almost always one-shot anything they pen. All the benefits with none of the downsides.",Very fair point. +Am I doing it right?,You should tweak your settings. +What a messy plate Daniel got there!,Just like his driving! +I wonder how expensive the Gucci collar was.,"How much would a Gucci dog condom cost, and would price vary by species?" +Why? Is he triggered by it? I thought he liked people who tell it like it is. Fuck PC culture and all that.,"Nah, it's just incorrect since he replaced his skin with orangutan hide." +Peeling my PC's new case (WARNING: VERTICAL RECORDING),I'M SORRY +Weird I thought he looked bigger. Gall kinda seemed a little flabby but that might just be his body type,Gall has that Nate Diaz body. +Direct democracy is not a good idea.,Cant have those filthy peasants deciding things. +btw the 49ers offence sucks so any improvement in defence is deaf ears.,Builds confidence +"Dear President Trump, please fire Lying Loretta Lynch and replace her with this American hero.","I'd be happy with Cowley, Rudy, or Christie." +You'd be surprised. New Zealanders still talk about this one.,Thats from an askreddit post +Climate change: Survey finds 77pc of Australians believe it is occurring,I'm really not heartened by the fact that 1 in 4 people are batshit insane or just painfully stupid. +Liberal logic: it's only racist if the white man is the aggressor,"Yep, all liberals think this way." +"Donald Trump will do a deal with Britain unlike 'loathsome creature' Obama, says Nigel Farage","Hooray, everyone can joke about sexual assault now!" +"So if it's omniphobic, that means it's also islamophobic. First racist phone confirmed.",does that also make it homophobic? +I suppose that is true but I would never make an open-faced PB&J as it would not have the appropriate ratio of bread to fillings.,Toast with PBJ is amazing +"All I want to do is get a bunch of tattoos, pretend to be best friends would someone random, tell them my deepest secrets, and overdose on ambien.",Why? +Finally stumbled across a deal,You still need to clean your camera ;) +"Same thing could be said of anything else. For every Stephen King, there is like 100 fifty shades of gray.","yeah, but unless you are a massive weeabo then you do realise that there is a vast amount of nearly unwatchable anime." +Sikh NYPD officers now have the uniform option of full turbans.,How bizaare +Was that the one with the black guy who's head looked like a pineapple? Like legitimately a pineapple?,yes +this sounds like a better idea,We could try Obamacare again +"You can get drastic changes out of changing camshafts. Camshafts are always about compromises though. Road cars have cams for low-end drive-ability, race cars are high-end power. This is like the most variable camshaft ever, so you get all the potential boosts they could ever give, and even a few that they can't possibly give (e.g. a cam's shape has to be smooth enough for the valve to roll over, not so with these!). And that's on top of all the other little bonuses from not needing physical linkages, and essentially having perfect individual throttle bodies and all that goodness.",I wonder if this tech would open up any two stroke possibilities that are cleaner/more efficient. +Yeah I like that one too.,"I wouldn't work from there, the wifi is spotty and the crowds are going to make it hard to focus." +Aether,LLLLLOOOOOOO +So you voted for the candidate who bullied Bernie? Or did you not vote at all?,Did not vote. +Nope! We're going around again and again!,"Well, until the ride gets hacked." +Is it possible to get banned because of lag?,"Hey, this doesn't answer your questions directly, but I'd say try to hard wire your gaming rig." +"It's not really about a redditor's feelings, it's about the fact that an officer put a man in an illegal chokehold while he suffocated to death and cried for help without being punished for it. Plenty of piggies commit crimes and don't even get a slap on the wrist, just because you found 3 cases of justice served doesn't change that.",Chokehold is not illegal in NYS +I rather have snakes and spiders in my bed than cockroaches in my house,There's a snake in my boots! +Yeah...we'll see...,Great input +"Any time there's a rule that seems oddly specific, you know it's there because someone tried it.",A Randall Munroe-esque hobby of mine is imagining the situations that predicated those kinds of dumb rules when I see them. +Ennard has multiple eyes on his body that match the eye colors of the main Sister Location Animatronics.,The purple eye on the chest could also be a Bon-Bon eye. +Trump thinks climate change is a hoax perpetuated by the Chinese.,"To be fair, he denied saying that" +"Well it's give me money to save me from the patriarchy vs. give me money for my cancer treatment and to help my drug addicted daughter, soooo....",The twist is that the drug his daughter is addicted to is internalized misogyny +"Captain wait.... I sense... sarcasm. The OP was not being serious... Belay the photon torpedoes, ensign. Hailing frequencies open... you had better be right Deanna.",Amazing reference. +Dui is a dui,"It's bad either way, but your kidding yourself if you think an alcohol related DUI is the same as a DUI resulting from legitimate medication's side effects." +Budget?,maybe 3-400 dollars? +"Inhumans are created to fulfill a purpose, aren't they?",That's what they believe at any rate. +Lol the only good thing about Papa Johns has always been the garlic dipping sauce.,You mean the butter sauce with a little garlic flavor? +"Honest talking, which TGT Legendaries were good? Off the top of my head, Rhonin and Justicar... dunno.",Aviana will be good with kun when msg hits. +Welcome to my house.,"Hey bud, you got a spare room?" +I am immediate using stealing this and using it on every liberal I encounter,Analogies only make sense if they match my agenda. +"As an Arsenal fan, I can confirm Kroenke's teams not spending. (Though we did sign 2 players right before the window closed, but thats not the usual)",That's more on Arsene than Kroenke imo. +"Police prevent protestors from unblocking an ambulance exit on a highway. Your title is misleading and so is mine. They are protesting a system that allowed a racist, misogynist, troglodyte into the presidency.",Democracy? +:),ABSOLUTELY BARBARIC +David Cay Johnston: 'There's no evidence Donald Trump is a billionaire',"you know, besides the billion dollars he is worth." +Well this explains everything...,I AM NOMI LORD OF THE BURNING KITCHEN. +This is part of how people convince themselves they're woke af,And \#woke is how they convince others. +"Why Does my Sword Keep Breaking in the Lud and Zalen Fight? Complete BS Hey, I'm replaying all the DLC for only the third time and this time I'm struggling with Lud and Zalen. I'm using the Pursuer's Greatsword +5 and the thing can't make it through the fight without breaking. There's been plenty of three times I've had Zalen down to 2 hits only for it to have broken and me die while trying to switch to my Mace +10.Along with other mid fight breaks. This is the only boss this stuff has happened on. Is there any way to protect it?",Wait who tf are Lud and Zalen? +How can we outdo the yanks and the Brits? Yanks have trump. Brits have brexit. I feel like we need to outdo them. I'm not sure if Irish Water is good enough.,"Cork City and County Councils secede and establish the People's Republic of Cork for real, with secret backing from China." +"That's exactly my point. If the issue is with Islam as a whole, rather than regional and socioeconomically driven culture then we'd see these same issues throughout the Muslim world. But we don't. So either we should focus our attention on the contributing factors or we need to be more realistic about who we're blaming.",We do. +This is probably (definitely) a stupid question. Why are her breasts heaving up and down that hard when she's simply waking? Is that how it is normally without a bra for some women?,"I think she's probably model stomping rather than just regular walking, but depending on the size, yes." +I find it hard to answer this question these days. My practice is ingrained with my very being.,You know what's up! +"Why doesn't the US vote on the weekend? Seems a better way of doing it, doesn't disrupt as many people's work.",Football and God are more important. +Except we are at full employment and corporations take less than a 20% cut of productivity.,Where's my full employment? +are they saying boo or putos?,Burns... they are saying burns +"I would like to see any of these people who are so offended lift and carry 500 lbs. Hell, 200 lbs.",Don't you know that firefighters shouldn't be firefighters if they can't lift obese people? +No mouse pad? You barbarian!,Mouse pads are no longer necessary since we have optical mice +Moment bist du der erste der wirklich wegen torrents von Abmahnkanzleien vor Gericht gezerrt wird? Oder hast du dir keinen Anwalt geholt?,vielleicht hat er die zahlungsaufforderung einfach ignoriert +Doesn't matter. Had sex.,Try having sex after a penile fracture. +"whole album is crazy idk if I have a favorite song yet, maybe 8 (circle)",CREEKS and 29 Stratford are my favorites +"Lol, you voted for a fraud, but you're worried about fraud. How ironic.","Actually, YOUR post is ironic." +If it said touch or die wouldn't that mean that you should have touched it? You have sealed your fate!,RIP u/Masongui +you grateful,"you fancy, huh?" +Do the skill moves or weak foot not get better as the player develops?,Nope +Nostalgia for what?,Drugs +That's not the kind of mistake that requires readers to waste time re-reading the comment 3 times in order to understand,Would of should not confuse you to the point of re-reading it 3 times... +"Germany Considers Fining Facebook $522,000 Per Fake News Item - FACEBOOK IS NOT NEWS!",Can they even do that? +"No, you just farted.","Thanks, me too." +Black Friday promo is back. Unfortunately only 25% off.,**LITERALLY** **UNPAYABLE** +Just curious. What things do you think liberals in the US are doing that are going to cause Sharia law?,"Well obviously because liberals are trying to preserve separation of church and state, we really want to do the exact opposite but with Muslims because that's super consistent with reality and the how we want women to be treated equally." +"TIL that the meme about the Asian woman who got plastic surgery and got sued by her husband after having ugly kids was actually just a model who appeared in an advertisement. She is now unable to get modelling work, despite never having received plastic surgery.","Dank memes sometimes enforce a high price, just look at Harambe." +"Lmao what??? Who's we? Sure, sanders can be good on paper, but legitimately most of his policies are Unfathomable and will never physically happen. You seriously think we'll have free college? Everyone I knew who was a liberal despised Bernie","Careful with that wrongthink, shitlord." +"Why don't the laws of Universe get suspended anymore I was reading some hadith and there were many instances were the laws of the universe get suspended by the Prophet. Obviously, this can be chalked up to miracles performed by the Prophet.. However, I came across the story of three ordinary people who are stuck in a cave and each of them plead to god and the rock stops obstructing their way at the end. Surely, something like this should happen in the modern world?","Yes, such events would happen in the modern world if Allah actually existed." +Really the only inappropriate part of her two tweets was You act like you came off a boat. I can't think of any context that can justify saying such. Just my two cents.,Maybe she was taking to someone who was spending a weekend at the lake? +"The Beauty of Karma DayZ EXP 0.61, I just spawned on the beach at cherno within 5 minutes I find a scoped trumpet no ammo though. in the distance I see a player looting, I slowly try to approach him but I lost sight of him, so I hum a friendly little melody to see if hell react to that I hear something he is close suddenly a bullet starts flying over my head as I turn around and see the player firing at me, I easily zigzag to him he missing all shots and I punch him in the face, unfortunatly he doesnt go down. he emptying his entire 30 round mag onto me and only hitting me twice (when I was hitting him) is now chasing me with a crowbar as I bleed and call him an asshole zombies start swarming us, which is when i decided to hide out on the rooftop of the TEC industrial building I quickly run up the stairs followed by my killer and climb up the ladder, he knows he cant climb after me I look at him and say ''Goodluck with the zombies'' as 5 zombies run and jump at him I wait awhile but my rags are ruined so I need to get down when I finally do get downstairs the player is laying dead on the floor the zombies pushed him off the ledge! I quickly dispose of the zombies and take his gear, thanks for the sporter that mag is quite rare and its one of my favorite rifles.",I'll never understand the coastal faggotry. +"Two days of president-elect doesn't make him a symbol of America. He's no more an American symbol now than Mark Cuban or Jerry Jones. If you think they are also American symbols, then I guess it's right.","Jerry Jones owns America's Team, that definitely makes him a symbol." +Brexit blows $31 billion hole in British budget,It's probably just the EU membership fees being given to the NHS +Spanish fuckin up with quatro and tres and dos,And the rest of the numbers too... \#AllNumbersMatter +Let's talk about women empowerment. Let's congratulate this woman for being the first woman to successfully make a presidential nominee president,I don't understand how she managed to get trump elected while getting constantly interrupted by all the pussy grabbing. +"Man, I'm gonna be pissed if it turns out the Ecuadorian Embassy was purgatory all along.",You're just not smart enough to grasp how profound that would be. +"Yup, i think they are under heavy load now so its gonna take a while until it process all orders.",I sure hope so... +"Actually, its primarily Immigrants only, specifically those that are illegal... I can't speak for the sub, but this place pulled hard for Cruz and Rubio, who are Cuban",They are 'white Hispanics' - they don't count. +Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum. $39.99,"I just bought the Fallout 4 version of the steelseries Rival mouse, and I do *really* like it, but is it worth grabbing one of these at this price just to stick in a box somewhere?" +Would be looking for 5 at least.,"ok , lemme ponder on that." +how are cults going to work and are we still going to have heresies?,"I would assume there would still be heresies, but maybe there would be special societies for the libertarians or whatever" +Alright that's fair. It was a rough night of playing anyway. I'll admit that I was on tilt. I really do have great moments with him. I'd just hard feeling that there are so many champions that are better. Especially with the recent item nerfs like the one Rylais,"the rylais nerf is not that bad for malz, its one of his core items and it got a lot cheaper, also you almost never used to benefit from the 40% slow since the DoT slow was 20%" +*Spoiler Alert* Final NASL 2016 Table Standings,"If this plays out to be true, this weekend's match would be pretty important given the playoff implications." +This is the front page of todays newspaper in Scotland.,"Yea well, Bush don't care about black people." +"Men with beards, moonshine in mason jars, and some dude playing a banjo ironically.",I like you... You got a real purty mouth +"An obnoxious novelty account doesn't add anything to the 'discussion', nor is it funny anymore. At least in my eyes.",Fair point. +But not relative to the US as now. He would actually be making us worse off to bring us there.,But why be an equal power in a great world when you can be ruler of a shitty one? +Trump doesn't hate blacks or mexicans. He hates terrorists and illegal aliens mooching off of america.,some them he assures you are good people +"Of course, the ol' Hindu in Advent routine. :)","And during Lent, a hedonist ; )" +Uhh... no he can't. Superboy could demolish Aqualad. Exchanging a few punches does not make superboy his equal.,"He was able to go toe to toe with him still, never said as strong as him just on par his skill and experience helped him out in that fight" +Pence does not have that power,I forgot the +Northern Arena BEAT IT LAN proves Europe deserves more slots for TI events,bruh +UK Appreciation Thread,Thanks for not voting trump +Protesters vandalizing random homes in NE Minneapolis.,"Yeah, this is going to help." +And he can't be impeached either...,"Unless he leads the church astray, and then he's out" +Planned for her to call him.,"so she called me, I didn't call her was just some passive aggressive mumbo jumbo." +Mods told me this isn't the place for this!,okay i'll delete +What everyday sentence sounds hilarious when you remove the last word?,"If it ain't broke, don't..." +What's something that is surprisingly less than 100 years old?,Your mom. +"*Random questions about FI* *Oh btw totally irrelevant but I make 7x the national average family income and have a tremendous net worth at 28* This sub, I tell ya...",Humble-brag is the best brag. +I'm sure you know better.,He is br3xiter they always know better than experts and coroner is an expert after all... +Marc Trestman is holding this team back so much. We have so many offensive weapons for once and he's just squandering them on pathetic ass play calls.,Reminds me of Cam but not quite that bad. +IVE BROUGHT SHAME TO MY FAMILY.,SHAME SHAME SHAME +What's next? Drake gonna get a tech too?,not gunna lie i'd actually laugh if that happened +More drug overdoses Thursday morning near New Life Evangelistic Center,$5 it's someone who doesn't want the NLEC downtown. +"Tip for anyone who hasn't experienced it yet: Don't fast travel! I've played this game for more than 1000 hours between my PS3 and my PC copy, I've replayed it a bunch of times with different characters and different play styles, but I always fast traveled. Now that SE came out, I made a new charscter and made the pledge to not fast travel with him. Ever. And it's an amazing experience. I constantly feel immersed, I find new and interesting characters, places and quests, I feel more like a resident of the world that has to run and get what he wants instead of relying on pointing the map and saying go. If you're playing Skyrim and you haven't done it yet, DON'T fast travel. It's amazing.",Have you ever played morrowind? +"Yep, I get pissed too but not everyone thinks on the same page, imagine the hell out of that.",Oh I'm imagining so hard right now dude +Day 1 In Trump's America,"Yeah, as if bullies didnt exist before trump." +"No. We wear a Kevlar vest, gloves, and knee pads. Not something that's heavy or movement restricting.",Because game balance should revolve around what would make sense in the real world +0-0 is pretty good for the rest of CONMEBOL I would say,I believe Argentinians are cheering for a chilean defeat +Leaving a now rotting Jove space ripe for the exploring \o/,inb4 test bed for player-built stargates +Rumors have been floating around it might be Newt Gingrich for SoS. Apparently Gingrich has said that Estonia is the suburbs of St. Petersburg. So there is that.,Was he wrong? +"Ever since *that* Florida game, Arkansas is 9-0 in games with Curles reffing including four ranked wins, per Twitter. Never would have guessed. Always seems like a strange ride when he is in charge","We've all heard of make-up calls, but he called that game so bad, he needed to do make-up *games*" +Red Dead Redemption 2 Official Trailer,I need a 4k monitor for this.. +I would but it is too complicated for my blood.,CC: Damn that was an adventure. +"Hey, early is early regardless of how early it is.",#NAME? +Our current government has strong ties to plenty of countries like that though.,I mean it's not like the other candidate had donations coming in from other countries at all. +Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star destroyed with a sledgehammer and an axe,"And Trump supporters rejoice, because once again they get to act like they're victims of oppression while no *real* harm comes to Trump or his movement." +Force your creative children into STEM! STEM STEM STEM! You don't want homeless kids do you?,Considering the difficulty in finding talent in the engineering field because 70% of all college graduates have degrees in something drastically different from a hard science... Yeah it's a real fucking problem. +not in our gritty sexy reboot she's not,stupid sexy repulsa! +'10x100'? As in One Thousand?,100 marathons a day for 10 days. +I won't learn russian,"Hahah, why would you bother commenting that on a thread about learning a bit of russian?" +What's your vigor/health?,1771 health with rings +GONNA,BLOW +"They also display the amount of VRAM used in Rainbow Six Siege and that's made by Ubi Montreal, it's pretty well optimised although it's not a console port.",But it was downgraded so you're not allowed to enjoy it. +Pentagon Confirms Russia Has a Submarine Nuke Delivery Drone,"Oh cold war arms race, how ive missed you" +Preparing a sleep spot with blanket kneads,You better snuggle that kitty or else! +"Sorry for the crappy quality. To repeat where I saw this from, I'll just leave this here.",That'll teach him not to cheat! +"Police: UL-Lafayette student made up story of being beaten, robbed of wallet and hijab","While this looks like it wasn't legit, there are PLENTY of legitimate stories of hate crimes that took place today!" +Caran D'Ache Ecridor Retro Collection Fountain Pen,"Just kind of pointing out that the cap was designed to not be posted... In fact, if I recall correctly, CdA recommends not posting any of their pens." +"I made it guys, you can stop worrying now",Who are you? +Then he gets set on fire after that life ending smash. What a horrible time in this gif,Let's all take a moment to remember 0:07 +Reposting is like putting up fake plants in your house for decoration,No it's not. +The Sacramento Kings take on an Escape Room in Milwaukee during an off day of their road trip.,Most people call it sleep train arena +"I should, and I can make a picture of Trump in the White House out of macaroni!",Use the legos to build a wall +I think it was supposed to be slow to fit the large scale that the game was to take place in. Big things always appear to move slow to smaller things.,"that does make some sense, but at the same time, big things can also cover greater distances with their slow movements, so it kinda gives a picture of this huge fuck off robot tiptoeing around super slowly XD" +I'm from Sarnia. It may be a dead town but the beaches of Lake Huron are beautiful. Also I miss the chip trucks under the Bluewater Bridge.,I haven't been to Sarnia in something like 12 years and I still remember how good those fries are. +oh god I hope they have Laine/Matthews cards so people stop asking 100x a day if their MS will upgrade,"Wait, so if I have the silver card will it turn into a gold?" +Should this card even exist? Was trying to do the Carolina set and noticed two different Aho's,Maybe EA did OOP players for HUT around Christmas like they do for Madden +"Cringy Roses are red, violets are blue zombies jokes",The first one was great haha +Here's the thing. These players love Charlie so much and he seems to have made an impact on them. But the fact that they're so distraught at the thought of losing him and don't seem as distraught about the fact that their team sucks and they don't win games is telling I think. Maybe they just don't have the desire in them to win games and would rather have a coach they like than a coach that pushes them to win.,Charlie Strong to quit coaching football and start a cult confirmed. +I'm so glad she just accepted her fan base and cater to what we like lol,For as long as her hubby allows +2016 Japan GBWC Finalist,Now THAT'S how you do an RX-78-2! +You heard about Pluto?,Thats messed up. +Islamic migrant kids threaten the Dutch people with death unless they convert to Islam.,This is why all migrant countries should just be Saudi Arabia. +"My first period was out of a horror show. I put quotations around first as it turned out that I had an impermeable hymen and had been having periods for about a year without it being able to come out. Because it couldn't come out, it backed up and up until my uterus could best be described as a blood water balloon. At that point I was sick and in an incredible amount of pain, so I went to the hospital where I was given a room and a solid amount of pain meds. After a while I had to go to the bathroom and slid out of the bed, doing so somehow resulted in my backed up blood balloon of a uterus to create enough pressure to pop a hole in my hymen. There was blood everywhere, a years worth of old blood all over my legs, the floor and everything near where I was standing. I dont really remember much past that except for waking up from surgery, where they had had to kind of vacuum me out and created a functional hole in my hymen. Pretty horrific period","Somehow, I was under the impression that it'd just end up reabsorbed at some point, not that it'd stay up there forever until it exploded." +California is only democrat due to the inner-city poverty vote. Otherwise this state would be redder than Texas.,Source? +Do cats automatically purr when they're happy or do they purposely purr to communicate to others that they are happy?,Do humans automatically smile when they're happy or do they purposely smile to communicate to other that they are happy? +MRW my 3rd-grader asks me if sex-dicks is a bad word,So how did you answer? +List reveals Sarah Palin and Chris Christie as well as oil tycoons and bankers in Donald Trump's possible cabinet,Needs more Michele Bachmann. +I get the feeling you're under the impression running 2 renos would be a bad thing.,If you have 2 Reno's the effect won't go off duh.... +"A little point about Variants... Why exactly is it, that nobody seems to acknowledge the fact that, literally every Variant in the game that is not an Epic Variant, looks the EXACT SAME as the base weapon. Does nobody else see just how lazy that is? Honestly, I can sorta deal with every other shortcoming this game has, but after the really cool looking common variants of guns in AW and the attachments all actually changing the appearance of the weapon, as well as attachment variants and paintjobs in BO3, I feel like we're just taking a long series of short steps backwards, and eventually the game is just gonna be so stripped of any features that actually make customization actually worth it. I dunno, I might just be overreacting, but I just feel as though they barely put any thought into the variant system and just rushed it in last second, and went: *Why don't we just put the same camo on every gun... but, but HERE'S THE THING! We make them... Different colors. Wait, we have to actually put a slight amount of effort into it? Okay, well, I guess we can make some variants that actually change the guns a bit... But... What if... We make them... Extremely Rare?!?! Ehh?!?! EHHHH?!?!?*",Yeah man it makes the game unplayable +What was the censored version? I tend to remember the ending being something like this,"Pretty much exactly the same, except they played one long censorship beep during the entire speech." +"I have plenty of relatives who would be happy to tell you otherwise. They're the sort who sincerely believe that Obama is a Kenyan atheist socialist communitst Muslim. Two of them even said they thought Obama was the anti-Christ back when he was elected the first time, though they've since backed off on that.",I wonder who they voted for this time around +UGC Officially Announces a Mann Vs Machine League!,"OP, do you have any proof to verify this post other than a picture?" +"Because Americans know a woman doesn't belong in the White House. A woman's place is the kitchen or serving men, as nature and biology intended human females to do.",You forgot the +"Unfunny Amy Schumer Is The Niece Of Chuck Schumer (D-NY). It's No Wonder She Got Famous. When You Go To Canada, Amy, Please Take Chuck With You.",It was just a joke you misogynist pig. +"An F-35 costs 85 million dollars. According to the chart, it would have cost around 100 billion. You're of by a factor of 1000.",He probably means the F-35 overall program cost of $1.5 Trillion. +"They downgraded Subban, an unquestionable #1 defenseman, to Weber, a guy who nowadays tops out as a second pairing guy. Price is fighting injury problems. Don't see it.",Obvious troll is obvious +Another factual parody of *Censored* by Rong Rong,wow you go big guy! +Sup Y'all still around,Dead community +TIL as soon as 2100 Humanity could begin to suffocate due to an average 6 degree Celsius increase in temperature disrupting the process of photosynthesis in two thirds of the world's oxygen producing organisms.,"It's okay guys, more CO2 means more plants." +Why do some gay guys effect an over the top lisp?,Because that's a side effect of the same virus that causes homosexuality. +"Baylor's Kendal Briles, NCAA discuss recruiting infractions",But don't you have to actually have a recruiting class to get charged with recruiting violations? +What would Miles Davis think of Kanye West?,Quality post +Trump government website practically promises to devastate the environment,"Even more than LGBT/women's rights, race relations, or the economy, this is probably going to be the most terrifying and devastating effect of electing Trump and handing the GOP total control of government." +Wash. GOP Senator to propose bill criminalizing 'illegal protests',"This sounds ludicrously unconstitutional, and something the governor will just veto if it ever somehow came across his desk." +The words Make America great again or I like Trump,Yeah if only everybody thought the same and there were no differing opinions +Bruhhhhhhhh,Yaarrrrrr FTFY +Another reddit post? Guess giant Panda Clause is a big hit :),name checks out +"Stay safe this weekend, tournament world warriors are back out in full force",People wearing max capes as their social media profile pics inbound +"I kinda play it. It is fun but the room is way too small for all the things even at max. SPONSOR EAGLE!!.. Ahem, right. I like puggle but I do believe there needs to be SPONSOR EAGLE!! more mini-games because puggle can get tedious. Overall I rate this game a SPONSOR EAGLE!! out of 10. (=","This post reminds me of jacksepticeye's playthrough of the game, you should check it out, at least a random episode." +I have seen them in the exotic oriental country of the Netherlands too. (Aren't these common all over the world?),I've seen them in NY +Did my CPU just kill itself? 2 weeks ago my computer was just dead. Wouldn't start or respond to anything I did. I RMAed my mobo and today it just starts the cpu fan and HDD but nothing else works.,"Fry's electronics, possibly best buy or mouser, NCIX" +"Yes, and it appears that they were also all counted.",RIGGED +"What to grind for... Enjoying this game so far but I was wondering what you guys are grinding for? I've noticed this game requires a lot of time and grinding to unlock high level things which is cool, but I'm unsure of what to actually go for. Camos, variants, nuclears etc. Any suggestions?","Im going for solar and 100% challenges, but some of them are near impossible, namely destroy 75 stryker centurions" +What happens if you survive what should be a lethal injection?,Then you start celebrating by injecting some marijuana +Source?,me +"Yes, you make a good point. One time, i was in an argument with some guy about why trans people are not required to disclose unless you plan on sleeping together, looked through his history, and saw he posted on r/twoxchromosomes pretending to be a girl. When I called him out, he said so you're saying its wrong for a man to pretend to be a woman? He couldn't understand the context of why thats fucked up vs trans women","They don't care what doctors or science say, they just wrongly assume everyone's pretending just like they are.." +I'm an idiot and replied to the wrong comment. Git gud brain.,me backstabs your brain +"Please explain to me how 60% of whites voting for Trump is racist, but 90% of blacks voting for Obama isn't?","If you have to ask that, you're a racist." +That's not what I said though.,My apologies then. +If every retail worker who hates their job quit I'd have a laugh. No more convenient shopping as a lot of shops are closed suddenly. Same picture if every retail worker who was verbally abused today quit. I'd say most shops would have to close. What a fun thought!,"The thought keeps me warm, comrade :)" +??? All those shortcuts work in Windows,Good to see you read the second paragraph. +Leonard Cohen Has Died,What did he know about Hillary Clinton? +"People have been predicting the swing this entire election. It's not going to happen. This is who trump is. Period. There is going to be no moment where he magically turns into a practically left of center populist. It isn't coming. Would it be great if it happens? Absolutely. I'm not so vindictive that I *want* him to fail just so I can go haha. But realistically this hope people keep giving themselves just isn't founded. This is the president we're stuck with, and the outlook isn't pretty. America has taken a step backwards in terms of progress. It's tough to hear, but it's reality.","Eh, I also believe Watergate is who Nixon really was but we got the EPA out of it." +where do u get the .4 from?,Smh Hillary is even rigging our base 10 number system +I think the environment is probably the main thing that has Jill Stein voters going What the fuck did I just do?,But but Democrats are just as bad as Republicans! +"Trump Taps Pence To Lead Transition Team, Removes Chris Christie: NYT","Well, at least he's draining his own swamp" +"This is what I was gonna say. Not necessarily the pledge itself, but the way it's just expected of everyone. And worse to me is the way Americans make their kids say it in school all the time. It's the sort of thing you'd expect from a cult, it's INCREDIBLY creepy.",Most things said in unison by large groups of people end up creepy. +This is horrific. Those are terrible people,No they're fighting against the oppressive white man that keeps them enslaved +It's just a fucking arrow...,"No, you see, clearly the illuminati have infiltrated us and the arrows have been hidden in plain sight this whole time as a mocking gesture!" +Why couldn't she? It would blow her chance at the big chair?,Yeah basically. +Fuck Daryl,More like fuck Rosita. +"They play Penn state for rivalry week, but that's the extent of that rivalry.",And this is the last year we're doing that for the foreseeable future +Redditors outside the United States what are the John Smith names in your countries?,John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name too. +Trump: whoops lol,"Yeah, it's not like he said anything about infrastructure in his victory speech or anything." +I Absolutely hate you Game right now.,At least you have her. +Japanese urban legends are the most terrifying.,"Yeah, nothing like a toilet ghost to get the fear going." +Bystanders yell anti-Trump taunts as man beaten after car crash,When in doubt beat your opinion into people +I found Wynn's objection to the promotion of this brand and marijuana use funny as she is lobbying to have the LCBO be the only seller of both.,"Maybe she should try some of these products, she might actually chill the fuck out with ruining Ontario." +"And just as real Hillary: Wife of Bill Clinton, who was accused of sexual harassment and represented a rapist as public defender. Must be completely complicit to sexual assault. Trump: Harassed multiple women, said many disparaging sexist remarks promoting sexual assault, among other terrible things. They are just words bruh, locker room talk. He respects women","Trump only made jokes about grabbing women, but Hillary is literally a rape apologist!" +what are those things called,Cup and ball. +Smartphones with a Nokia battery life.,"Pfft, everybody knows that it's better to have a paper thin phone than a phone with a good battery life!" +Andrew Cashner has signed with the Rangers on a 1 year 10 million dollar contract.,Hope the beard comes back now +It's sad that Tony Schiavone went from being a top play-by-play announcer all the way to a Starbucks employee. I think he deserves a HoF induction!,Your title makes it sound like he's on hard times and just a lonely starbucks employee at his age when he's just doing it as a part time gig to fill up his spare time he said. +"No mention of the game journos list, no mention of the 'gamers are dead' shitshow, no mention of the crash override network, no mention of Brianna Wu, Anita Sarkeesian, or other influential women literally fabricating threats and harassment just to disrupt the games industry. I'm pretty sure you don't even know what Gamergate is.","I got a flight to catch so I can't make a detailed reply, all I'll say is that the games media handled gamergate in the worst way possible but no, none of what you've wrote was the start of gamergate and none of what you wrote justifies the response the victims got." +"Ivanka can tell that Trump is an alpha male. Just like the rest of us deplorables, chicks are automatically drawn to us. And we are the new face of the right. No longer alt right, now the new right! Future belongs to us.","It is depressing that people genuinely believe everything you just said, without a hint of irony." +Yes mack. We all know your gay....,"You're* Otherwise you're saying you know his gay, as in you're familiar with some physical manifestation of his sexuality, implying you're gay for him, or know someone who is." +Gold writing on black silk,"haha what a page to hold up, lucky no one here reads Arabic." +Just hacked root password on computer at my university and I was surprised how easy it was to do it. Shouldn't there be some advanced restrictions for booting in recovery mode?,This is why you use encryption and restrict physical access. +Dumber people are definitely more likely to be against abortion.,They way that you arrived at that conclusion sounds very scientific +"Because it's not prima scriptura, that is a different doctrine. Instead, shouldn't people bother to check what sola scriptura is to avoid confusion?","I mean we still have an issue with it properly understood because for the Church it's Tradition that's the ultimate authority, handed down from the Apostles, and Scripture witnesses to that." +There is no point where I will EVER stop being salty that you forced President Pussygrabber on me. I know it is hilarious to you but holy shit little kid this is never going away. From here on out in every US history book there will be a picture of The Donald. Youre godamn right im salty... You are why we cant have nice things.,"As an independent, I feel salty about this election no matter who won." +"Genuinely, thank you. Everyone on iOS is acting like they're the only ones not getting the update. I'm just as frustrated here on my Android...",The post yesterday that said se Michigan... I'm in Michigan and I have the same model phone and I still don't have it. +But the media told me that only Trump's supporters were violent and racist.....,yea reddit totally doesn't say that blacks are criminal and should be trusted +"So if I'm on 9.3.4, should I just update now or did I already miss the window?",theyre will not be a tool for 9.3.4. upgrade to any ios 10 firmware for the best chance of a jailbreak release. +Ok I knew it had to be more than a coincidence or mass dyslexia,Wouldn't it be Toblerone if people had mass dyslexia? +Arc-V breaks its own record!,"Where are these stats coming from, is it some kind of Japanese anime poll?" +I can't think of a better name... Chickizza maybe? Sounds like one of those crazy 2016 baby names. CHICKEATSA!!!!!!!! I think it just reminds me of sharkeisha,sounds like a banana. +When someone holds a door open for me while I'm far away from the door.,Its even worse when you have a foot injury and are limping to the door and have to just stare them down as your try to limp faster but it hurts too much. +"He needs to make money somehow right? all in all, he probably asked Dana for permission and dana said yes.","idk Dana said at one point Chuck would have a place at the UFC for life and the new owners axed him, so I think its fair for Chuck to be wandering the wilds" +"Aang's still too fragile. He's amazing at dodging, but Pheromosa can speedblitz and Xurkitree can output too much lightning to avoid. Also, OP said marvel universe though I don't quite get why.",tbh I can't think of a marvel character that's a close matchup for them all; they either stomp or get stomped. +Late Night Roundtable - 10/02 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,She's up five points in NV! +That trainer. He's got boulders between his legs,That guy has a separate room in his house just for his balls. +Trump wants trial delay until after swearing-in,"Sounds like what Clinton wanted from her numerous FBI investigations, to bad that was non issue in any sub but the Donald." +Aerial view of Mt. Vernon's hole,Part of the new Baltimore Dirt Bike Lane? +"Yeah, we should be taking down notes to all those wealthy beacons of civility and progress like the USSR and Venezuela.","Yes, because the only two options are socialism and capitalism." +Brexit leaves London-based banks facing 'nightmarish' choices,Won't someone think of the bankers! +"Info on file at dispensary I bought weed about a month ago at a dispensary but they did the whole Skype, and info in their database deal. They got my legal info on a piece of ID that was expired. I was wondering if any of this could come back to hurt me if the dispensary got raided. Should i be worried about anything?",i dunno man if only there was some precedent already established with dispensaries getting raided and having all their information seized....if only this had happened before we might be able to tell you what happens to patients but since no dispensary has ever been shut down ever for any reason by law enforcement this situation has literally never happened before. +Has this happened to anybody else?,It is Apple's first $9 product after all. +Wouldn't the host of the show be in on it then?,Bro even Saudi Arabia was in on that interview. +"Like child labor, sweat shops, etc., that already help the U.S. economy. Good for the economy =/= the right thing to do",Great point +The Dank Knight,"This is one of the most high energy days, ever." +What makes you think these people were preaching non violence and tolerance? BTW I think turning the other cheek is the worst strategy ever. The only way to fight fascism and tyranny is with extreme violence. Power is the only thing they understand and it's the only thing that will get them to back off.,"Yeah fuck it, let's just kick off this Second Civil War already all this pussy-footing around is stupid right?" +"Surrendering: JP and KR surrender more than anybody else - The higher ELO is, the higher the surrendering rate is",well alot of jp server is composed of koreans so its not suprising +I'd vote for that. Also no other plastic pieces that should be metal.,But I love my plastic thermostat housing.. +Blink Cincinnati,I think this is the event that was rumored to replace Liminocity. +i like how they decided to divulge that info about older keys being interchangeable. now i have to worry about my rs being stolen.....,"You should look into wiring in a kill switch, you can get some with a removable key that completely disables the car." +"Didn't he just contradict himself? He supports the theory of William Afton being Eggs Benedict because of what Ennard says in the fake ending about coming back for her (the daughter), and the daughter saying, Didn't you make her for me? in the soundclips between nights. But then later, when addressing the plothole that Baby did not recognize the player, he said it's because it was Henry who made Baby and not William. Also, the first few minutes of the video being nothing but self-praise and how he is so much better than Scott and fans of the franchise lowers the quality of the video when he simply could have simplified that long rant by saying, FNAF lore is getting more and more convoluted, but here's my attempt to make sense out of it and then proceed to the point of the video.",Matt's just trying to make the video longer to get more money. +Damn. That's awesome.,How do you stack the same req? +WAAware,WaluigiWaaaaahld? +In response to the EPA and FDA being abolished That's okay. I didn't need clean water or safe food anyway.,"I'm sure that if FDA is de-regulated and everything turns out ok, these people will change their minds." +ugh,Who doesn't enjoy a little stats humor on a Friday morning? +"It is not your imagination, the warm fall has pushed back the tree death march.",Hopefully the leaves fall before the snow comes and rips branches off! +If we lose to Greenbay we don't make the playoffs you know that right?,If Washington loses next week and the bucs lose today plus Atlanta winning then the Lions are in the playoffs no matter if they lose there next two games +That's something a synth would say.,On most occasions Siths only deal in absolutes. +The United Nations considers having children a basic human right according to the universal declaration of human rights.,She doesn't work for the UN. +you answered your own question. go look it up,Thanks +PFlax explains the difference between Bad jokes and Dad jokes.,I have a small dick +My name is Peter Slippery Pete Barrett. On Friday I'll score my sixth straight first-round stoppage to improve to 7-0 at CES MMA 39 LIVE on AXS TV -- Ask Me Anything!,Who is your favourite fighter to watch? +Construction worker films road rage incident on highway off ramp,"Yeah tough guy, go over there and confront a bunch of construction workers and watch how long it takes them to rearrange your dental work." +"Hey, just put your mic in bud",This will definitely get more people plugging their mics in +When a teacher retires in New Zealand,Blah blah cultural appropriation blah blah PS: +Why is this a thing?,"oh yeah because google will provide suggestions universally, every single person querying for how to see enemies will get this recommendation" +"16,000LY Outside Galactic Plane","i'm super stoked for this to come to PS4, i actually really liked No Man's Sky, so i bet i'm gonna love Elite!" +"Fuck, what is he going by these days again?",Not running decathlons. +My red sneakers wreath.,damn what +\*tips fedora*,m'fedora +"I tried z-splash Mimikyu out for a bit, they should have named it z-crushing disappointment. ):",Z-splash is kinda pointless when mimikyu already learns sd +And why is that?,Because the world belongs to straight and sexually repressed people +"Eh, his kids are pretty great from what I've seen, I think he is a legit good dad.",No I don't like him so he's obviously bad at everything! +Question: Anyone got there oneplus 2 working with the usb slot on a car stereo? How did you do it? Mine wont be recognised by my stereo.,Did you go into developer options in settings and switch USB configuration to MTP? +WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SHOW A CLIP OF A DEFENDER SCORING ON A SETPIECE?? Why are we not highlighting a defender taking down opponents and stopping critical shots?,"Because the Audi Player Index rates goals higher, so that's what's really important to see from defenders." +If a German were deported to Germany from Denmark over pro-Nazi comments nobody would give a solitary fuck.,bull fucking shit.. +Click hole is run by the onion,"Wait, are you saying The Onion isn't a legitimate source for news?" +is he a rare kind of mob?,"Guaranteed chance to spawn once per infested mission if you kill a lot of guys after he roars, if lotus says he's gone you cant get him to spawn that mission." +I like smoking weed and watching anime. Give my friends and I something else to laugh about today other than my dick size.,your face is so fat that your earlobes have literally become your cheek +Lazytown memes round 2,*my body is ready and my soul is willing* +"People need to remember that the primary purpose of Dunkey videos is to entertain. I keep seeing comments didn't buy this game bc of this vod, thx comments, not sure if it's some joke. That said I'm pretty sure everything he shows is authentic. Either way, go check reviews and first impressions if you wondering if you should buy something. You don't make decision to buy car based on comedian's act, same for video games.",I thought humor posts weren't allowed here? +Hillary Clinton may DROP OUT of US election: New candidates 'lined up',"Clinton's ego would never allow her to do this, she doesn't care about what's best for anyone but herself and her donors." +"You've heard it here first: Once we get spacelegs, we will have to pay real money for clothing.",Here's hoping for something like rust where you're buck naked when you start. +*Berenstain Bears ^^^^^goddamnit...,You're letting the divergence win! +Why post t this dude's twitter and not the actual NY times article,Because print media is dead. +"When do we install a chip in the football to actually have a chance to overturn a spot? I haven't seen a single spot confirmed or overturned, they always stand because the angles are always awful",Serious question: Do you really think that spot was a bad call? +Japanese girl trying out PSVR for the first time,Bad anime. +THANK GOD THE BYE WEEK IS GONE. jesus that was bad man and i mean that was fucking awful lol fucking bye weeks,Felt like it took two full weeks! +Black Mother Kicks Out Her 8 Year Old Son For Voting For Trump At School,If she has him adopted her next child could be a democrat. +Russians slam Charlie Hebdo for plane crash cartoons,"Get more police protection, more security." +When did Amaterasu get re-worked from a warrior to a hunter?,He meant Artemis and going through Op's profile it doesn't seem like a shitpost +My uncle was a big Auburn and LSU fan. He grew up in the Mobile area and went for his undergrad to Auburn but I guess they didn't (still dont?) have a law program so he went to LSU for that.,UA is the state law school. +Team Soraka by the numbers,Where's the list of hospitals? +Sabre team for me,Wolverines... +Is there anywhere you can catch Porygon?,"No, but you are given one." +Both are measures of centricity and in a normal distribution they will be the same.,I love that you actually know this. +Pierce was in the game on the first play defensive play of the game.,Just because he starts a game doesn't mean he's a starter +"How long did you guys read/watch OP? I started seeing it back in 2003 and since them I read it religiously every single week. A friend of mine show me the anime and it was the Luffy's fight with Arlong, it seems dumb but after I watched it was freaking awesome and I never stop, how did you guys started with the anime/manga?","I started on the anime a month and a half ago, caught up today" +"And yes of course helping Putin veto UN authorization for Iraq was a totally smart move. Because who would benefit from UN-mandated democracy in Iraq, anyway? And Putin wants a true partnership with Europe. He's not just taking advantage of you to further his own expansionist ambitions.",You forgot this +Paging u/fuckswithducks. This guy's a fan and wants your autograph,"Seriously though, how does autocorrect know when he's meaning duck or fuck" +crate for titanium hat + cobalt cone or top hats?,Mariachi hat and top hat for my crate? +None of that is evidence. All of those things could be said about half a dozen world powers and dozens more small governments and non-government actors.,"Its not evidence, its context that supports the conclusion that reasonable people are drawing from the evidence we have." +Similarly: chasing a rogue ping-pong ball.,Don't chase it... Go to where it stopped and pick it up it's much easier and you don't look like a retarded kid chasing butterflies. +Every wondered what the heck the Iran/Contra scandal was about? American Dad perfectly describes the history in an entertaining way.,Aaaand that's you need the free press to make sure the government don't run wild. +"Progressive here. It's interesting to me that Canada, our great liberal neighbor to the north, has a much stricter and better-enforced immigration system than we do. Not only that, but because of that enforcement, it's actually easier and faster to become a Canadian citizen than it is to become a US citizen.",And because of that legal and illegal immigrants are treated better because there is less stigma. +"Hes going to have some people apart of the establishment maybe some bankers. Some ex goldman sachs guys. But remember, not everyone who worked for goldman sachs is an elitist douchebag","Jamie Dimon is the epitome of elitism, crookedness and douchebaggery." +...because the superdelegates all going for Clinton discouraged people from thinking he had a chance.,"What a farce, those people were RABID not discouraged." +HL3 confirmed?,but how could it be confirmed if... oh my god... id is valve2 confirmed +...I probably would have tried to sleep with bill.,He doesn't even look cool lol +Especially since the first one was so fucking shit. imo.,You mean one of the GotY 2012? +Cop shoots himself! why?,"I was expecting a cops shoot black people joke, but not in this form." +This sums up my MWR experience,"Dude what a horrible experience... They said it was remastered, but look at those graphics..." +"Right place, right time. Got these for almost 40% off!","Love these headphones, nice to see that someone else owns them :)" +Brings a tear to my eye.,Are you me? +Girl denied a horse is udderly charmed by bareback cow jumping instead,"I like to bareback cows too, but nobody compliments me on it." +Defending Grey Cup champs shut out of annual CFL awards,Because they suuuuuuuuuuuuck +It's a tank item? I always thought it was a ranged support item.,"maybe, I kinda assumed with 400 health it'd be great on Alistar" +Trump considering outgoing Senator Ayotte for defense secretary: Wash Post,"Hey, I was wondering if he would ring up Ollie North." +Why would you assume OP is gulping his own juice....,Edited... +He has become really self aware and funny this year,This /Thread +Useless government does useless thing.,Nailed it. +"Next for NC Gov. McCrory, who lost his re-election bid: A meeting with Trump","The deeper we get in that swamp, the nastier the shit that comes out of it." +"Guess I should listen to more of em, I only saw that one on fb~","Just search BTS and take your pick, plenty of good songs to check out" +Seems fine until you feed candy to a diabetic horse and end up in the slammer,I love buttered stuff. +"Got my first unsolicited belly pat At a work social last night a former co-worker congratulated me, zeroed in on my barely-there 15 week bump, and just went for it. It was surreal and kind of funny. I kept thinking to myself, this 'bump' is just a monument to all my bad first trimester food choices, you're patting FAT! I have to remind myself that there IS a baby in there... so, I better get used to it. IT BEGINS...",So glad I've been fast enough to reciprocate the unwanted belly pats with leaving my hand on their navel for an uncomfortably long amount of time. +"How it feels stumbling across this sub as a 20 year old I was smashing the random button out of boredom when I landed on this page. So, as a 20 year old girl, I had never felt any sort of maternal instinct, ever. I like playing with kids, but I never felt that I would ever want one. Babies were gross. After looking through a couple posts though, a part of my female brain was triggered. It was like a switch was flipped. One moment I did care about babies and the other, well...NOW I WANT ALL THE BABIES. Now I'm gonna have to suffer impatience until the time comes for me to be ready. So thanks ladies.",Babysitting and diaper changes do wonders for cooling baby fever. +Sombra,... +emter in no substrate mode and remove altest tweaks reboot device (home+power) close all apps open Pangu/PP waits 10 sec press start and wait 10sec hold volume+ and lock the device keep holding volume+ till lockscreen,how am I supposed to reboot it if that's the issue I'm having? +"agreed, don't even have a single gear maxed",What's up with your Sharon lol? +I feel so goddamn stupid right now.,Looks like you need to brush up on your quantum. +He has pretty much claimed everything about 9/11 other than being a first responder.,He was with Steve Buscemi +"I just watched the first episode of Class. Most of the actors looked and acted like late 30s for high school students. It was so bad the mother actress looked younger than her daughter. There wasn't a single convincing teenager among any of them. I get the alien kid being off, but the rest all looked like they could be cast as lawyers.",As it turns out Class is a Doctor Who spin-off that i totally need that cause all those kids in Dr who were so endearing. +I can't wait for my grandchildren blaming my generation for losing America's supremacy in the international system. Well there was something about pirating and jobs that were never coming back...,Well there was this private email server... +Lots of people from all walks of life and political stances seem to be under the impression that the world is going to shit for some fucking reason,instead of just going outside they get all their views of the world from the media. +at least he's not vaping,Ah if only he had a ballpoint pen he'd be able to impress some ladies! +Holy Shit! Live press conference from Sheriff Joe and Maricopa County proving Obama's birth certificate is fake! Get in here now!,Obama was born in Hawaii... as a woman. +AND HES GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! POP IT D-MAN!,hi +Same issue. What way are people currently using to view the in game performance? Is there an in-game FPS counter?,Uplay has one built in. +"Honestly speaking is a 6TB WD Black hard drive worth getting if I already have a 250gb SSD, 1TB SSD & a 1TB WD Blue HDD",Do you need the storage? +Cleveland Cavaliers (6-1) @ Washington Wizards (2-5),"Kyrie tried way too hard there, but that was a good look to find Kevin." +I will say it again because it needs repeating: **Donald Trump:** Is for equal rights for all. Supports supreme court's ruling. No history of homophobic behavior and most Pro-LGBTQ republican candidate in history. **Hilary Clinton:** Oppose gay marriage privately and lie about it publicly to garner votes. Accept financial support from foreign nations that murder homosexuals.,No he's a bigot and all the gays need to run and hide because this country is about to go backwards and he's going to put them in camps +"Thats also how you be a sore winner, juvenile prick.",Never met a sore winner cop in my life! +Same boat but different. I'm a guy who dated men exclusively for years. Currently with a woman. It's a weird spot to be in.,It's super weird lol +11/11/2016,My girlfriend just farted during sex... +Arleigh Burke-class guided-missile destroyer USS John S. McCain (DDG 56) and USS Benfold (DDG 65) fire a standard missile (SM 2) (1024 x 682) (Xpost MilitaryPorn),Beautiful. +Cudahy Man Appears in Court for Setting Fire to Workplace Because of Spider,"you're only allowed to burn down your house in Australia, our huntsman spiders are scary" +"So, what do you want for Ibaka",DeRozan +23 Artists on the Future Under Donald Trump,I'm shocked that none of these artists were thinking positively about the future under Trump. +Are they white or not? Im confused,"They are white, so automatically better than blacks but they aren't the *good* white" +Pedophile gets caught and starts crying!,Violation of human rights and dignity. +Good. No one should be forced to buy anything.,Are you going to stop paying your mandatory car insurance too? +"Never under estimate the power of human stupidly, especially your own.",My own stupidity is a constant struggle to hide or overcome. +#I,#LOVE +"No, because I don't spend all day commenting on Reddit about Israel and looking up every legality so I can use it in an argument. Sorry, I don't have any resolutions handy for you.",You don't spend *all* day but you do spend just enough of your day posting made up information then being defensive when called out on it. +3 years in development,callofdutyinfinitewarfare.exe last modified: 11/7/13 +Get Uncomfortable,"Yeah, trees never grow in environments they find comfortable..." +10 min is okay. Some people insist on resting for upwards of 15-20 min.,"Hm yea that seems excessive, but I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone on this sub recommending that" +Go to Eastern Europe you can see exactly what Communism does to a country. We're not talking about Mars.,I asked you for your personal experiences that you claim you have had. +"best part even if it doesn't work out, you get free meals and live rent free for a while","Or you'll get free bullets, either way win-win?" +"In the context of border security? The Mexican cartels are very real, serious groups of criminals that enter through the Mexican-American border. We have been fighting that criminal enterprise for many years.","He was talking about Mexican immigrants as a whole, not cartels (a very very small part of immigrants that will be here regardless of wall or not)" +"Not just memory, either. Dict keys are guaranteed to be unique and hashable, list entries aren't. Any lookup/insert requires a hash calculation, which takes time, sometimes a lot of time, especially for large objects. If you want something similar but as a list, you can use a set, but those aren't guaranteed to be ordered. You could also implement an ordered set yourself using the same algorithm the new dict implementation uses.",great answer +What do you do for a living?,Paid internet troll working out of a Soviet-era flat in Volgograd. +"Bruh, yeah lets waive his bum ass! Let's sign Carlos Boozer instead!!!!!!",Nah we need a floor spacer like Josh Smith +Can't believe 2016 is over. What are you resolutions for 2017?,Don't do worse than this year +USA and Mexico players with a much needed message.,"This is just a photo that was incited by the media, those players aren't even on either of the teams, what kind of message are they trying to send anyway?" +"She committed the grave sin of trying to nip the leading cause of death in America (heart disease) in the bud with healthy suggestions to kids. She's literally controlling our diets, and also a secret trangender woman. (not that there's anything wrong with that)",That African-American woman is nothing but a prime example of the Washington elite! +Headline conveniently leaves off the next 4 words of the quote: in a good way.,The damn 8 words title limit +CHARLES WALZ MESSAGE TO US ALL. SERIOUS THREATS OF VIOLENCE. FUTURE MASS KILLER LAYING OUT HIS PLANS. CENTIPEDES CALL THE FBI SO THEY WILL THAT THIS THREAT SERIOUSLY,Seems like a nice person +Probably just sat Trump down and had him watch one of his kid's old copies of School House Rock.,that should be required viewing for all government officials +very edgy. sharp even.,2edgy4me +"Cox imposes 1TB data cap, begins charging $10 per 50GB of data over in Florida and Georgia.",Shit that's not good. +sounds like Battlefront is more of a game for your tastes,"I loved bf3 and 4, battlefront looks stupid." +How to create arguments with vegans (Saw in my calendar),And the anti-Muslim propaganda begins. +they'll just ban Bitcoin,And computer systems +How is that relevant at all?,They aren't known for awareness and because it isn't as easy to full turn and check all angles they're more likely to have a lapse in coverage. +President-elect Donald Trump is brazenly mixing affairs of state and his own business interests,And when he goes bankrupt again he can just get the Treasury to give him a loan. +Why is so hard to get a job?,"Dont worry, Trump will give us all jobs" +"Since 2011... It's horrible, no infrastructure, war, and random violence",What a surprise +Hope so. President Pence would be even worse.,Looking forward to that sweet sweet conversion therapy to make everyone straight again! +Id say it was more the DNCs fault for rigging the primary aganst Bernie who was clearly the better candidate.,Found the lazy non voter +"Because saying technically in the context that the original guy said it makes it sound like it was just a technicality, when it is in fact the plain and simple law.",So it's technically the law? +"The I actually really liked the Ignite Song Thread It's not obviously a hype song as in theres no huge chorus and orchestra blaring out as loudly as possible but more as a soundtrack to the worlds experience and reflecting the inner determination of worlds teams I much prefer this more muted take on Worlds contention. Also the song on its own is actually pretty dope to me. Nothing felt like it didn't give as much as it wanted, the fact it was unexpected when the actual drop was going to come made the song much more interesting to listen to than most EDH songs. Finally I have no idea why people see Zedd and expected some insane epic shit. He's not even that kind of producer. This actually feels like Zedd's take on the ideas Riot gave to him and not just make really loud memorable chorusy song and slap your name on it so people will be hyped. It felt personal which is way better imo. Sorry I liked it guys, and I'm sure other people want to discuss it too without having to sift through the thousand it generic succ comments on the main thread.","i actually think it is really nice, it builds slowly up to a nice hype drop ( its a bit short for my taste) but i like the small drops inbetween" +Dear Diary: Jackpot. Now I just need a name for it...,Red Mist +"they're pretty great to have around. i used to be a dog person, but since my little loaf came around, i've become extremely fond of cats' style of reserved but genuine affection. they can be SO sweet, but you have to sort of earn it. dogs are sluts in that way. cats are classy ladies. & i am stoned as shit, but get a cat.","Sometimes after a really bad day though, you just need a cuddle slut dog." +Sp they can vote in NK elections too?,"Considering there's only ever one candidate, does it matter?" +"I found your other comment about starting a riot and forwarded that to the FBI, as well. I think there's enough to lock you up. It's nice that you link your other Internet profiles to this name. Sleep tight.","If the FBI do investigate me why theyll find nothing to suggest I've done anything wrong, especially when they haven't done anything about the r/the_donald raping people and trying to kill journalists and transgenders" +I see your point. I truly do. But I can't for the life of me see the logic in being an inconvenience to other people's daily lives. I don't think the ends justify the means in this situation. Trump will be president regardless. Nothing will change,"They want to show how respectful and open minded they are by fucking up traffic, rioting, causing violent protests and committing arson, what's so hard to understand about that?" +"The fact that no real specs, battery life info, details on if it can play BC games, etc. shown bother me. What makes this more than a K1 that can play legal Nintendo games? I need them to tell me why I should play Skyrim on a tablet when I can play it on a laptop, at 4K resolution, with a billion TB of mods running on it","The specs will come in time, this is just an announcement trailer." +"Barry to Barry: That timeline hasn't got any action in years, go talk to her.",Good idea other barry +Grandson works for Yahoo :),Unfortunately he isn't making 6k figures like those artists +"Guy doesn't think sea levels rising 216 feet will cause mass flooding, then finds out he lives in an area that would be underwater.","He will probably survive, he has no need for oxygen anyway." +"Can anyone else just not kill people? im regularly putting 3 bullets on someone with first shot and dying. im always 4 bar, and its crazy","Why are you guys acting like this is the final version of the game, this is the beta so some things will change." +off to a good start!,"I like what they are talking about, very informative." +"I dont think he should. This might be overwhelming enough for a new player, and especially a girl who never played wow or anything before.","Yeah, how silly of them, to think a *girl* could understand an additional paragraph of lore" +What is the chance of getting a legendary from an A8 free chest,Roughly .225% +"Cox imposes 1TB data cap, begins charging $10 per 50GB of data over in Florida and Georgia.",Well Comcast told me that it's fair because they aren't whitelisting any other services and almost nobody gets close to that cap and Comcast is honorable so Cox is just doing the honorable thing. +the title is 10 years which is why i asked that,"10 years sober, happier and healthier than I ever was in my prior life." +"Chief Writer of SNL goes full Nazi, says Trump voters should wear 'scarlet T' all their lives. Why, Chris? So we can be discriminated against and abused? So we can be beaten and killed? Who are the actual Nazis, you leftist pieces of shit?",Does SNL actually put out anything funny anymore anyways? +and unzipped,And under investigation +"Steve Wiltfong at 247 just posted that according to sources it's between PSU and WVU. PSU is the favorite, but early play time is a huge factor and we lose 4 corners after this year.",Please be right Wiltfong. +Hey fuck Baylor amirite?,they said no politics +Splitchenstein,I don't think they are in the union but that's still a great name. +"It's almost as if one party is contrarian and only exists to say no, and the other party actually has goals.","Yeah, #imwithher clearly communicated a group, rather than personal goal." +"what do you think kids of expelled Russian diplomats have to go through? they have 72 hours to leave the country on New Years - change schools, uproot their lives.","Buh,buh,buh they're not Americans, so they're suffering is meaningless, right?" +"What are the cosmetics you are using? I personally use: Skin: Cognition, it's such a good skin that disappears easily into the crowd and no one notices him. Sometimes I use Janitor and Edgebub if I feel like it. Pet: random rotation between 6 different cuties House: the castle, consecrated grounds Death: guillone. fun fact for those who havent played with me: cognition is bald below its cap any setups buds",All default +Rand Paul acting like a Jew cuck. SAD!,/pol/ is leaking a bit tonight. +How do we appeal this as a community? I'm feeling like this is a policy where the mods have their hearts in the right place but the implementation is restricting content that is classically a major part of these threads. Maybe more reactive instead of proactive moderating on signs in particular.,Maybe we can have a CFP political vote on this topic? +suspended 1 game for dui? That's a joke,But...he learned his lesson and became a man... +Judges are not part of the government,What are you some sort of expert? +"The post got removed, by chance what did the person say?",Check the Snapshillbot ITT. +Only in Russia my friends.,r/anormaldayinrussia +Amiens in 20 seconds,But the new spawn system where you spawn miles away from the points is much better then the old system of spawning close to the point... +You're probably right but the problem with analog is knobs get knocked.,"Yeah, nothing like that *ever* happens on a digital console." +No. They put air in the bags so the chips don't get crushed. If you worked at a snack factory you'd know that.,He doesn't work in one but he knows a guy that does. +Let me know what you guys think,Literally 16 seconds of intros for an 11 second clip of a triple kill. +"WTF is wrong with people? You can't beat the guy in an election, so your response is to try to get him banned from social media? And at the same time you call *him* a fascist? You do realize how pathetic this looks, right?","He is a fascist and yes, you look pathetic." +"evolving LOL, if you mean dying, with less and less people coming here every day then yes you sure are evolving :D",That was funny. +DECA RUINED RotMG! Update 27.7.X6.0! (JOKE VID),Reposting with Joke Vid now in the title probably won't change people's interpretation of your video...but you never know... +"Hey, Censored White Guys",What video is this from? +Giuliani: Waterboarding may be more humane than drone strikes,"Don't really agree with either, but drone strikes are not torture, so no, I would not say it is less human than actual torture." +"Meanwhile, in Canada, 70gb cap and $0.50/gb overage fee on a 30MB/5MB package for years now...",I think that's the worst one I've seen yet in this thread. +1/8th pounder is basically what the normal McDonald's patty weighs. Just think if they made an 1/8th pounder little Mac and put some Big Mac sauce on it then I think they could easily charge double for it.,iirc theyre actually 1/10 +Except if he already stole the bike from your house.,What is he 12 and left it on the front lawn? +"Marijuana is now legal in California, but it can still keep you from getting a job",So how long before tech companies in the Silicon Valley start hosting Friday tokes with their Friday beers? +On my mobile gyazo loads an mp4.,Not on mine +The people she chose to surround herself with is very telling about her character.,You sound like a basement dwelling misogynist. +What? You don't think Science is a conspiracy theory?,Only the bits about how it started the universe! +"Once you get out of silver elo and then out of gold elo, it should be fine. If you say you are a lot better than the people you are matched up with, you should be dominating and be able to 1 v 5. If not, then you are not that much better than your team.","thats just patently untrue dude, this isn't DOTA, you can MAYBE take two heroes yourself in the right scenarios." +Does it even work on phones?,Yeah as long as you have a flash player +Does Good Lock disable TW?,Its only for Samsung though +Houston is what worries me. Mainly because it's a short week.,Hopefully Gronk will play if he's ready +"If you don't limke QM being 5-assassin murderfest, duo Q with someone random and have one of you be a warrior. Simple. You will play 50% games as a warrior but none of your games will be 5 assassin games. Warriors won't magic themselves out of thin air to protect your weak wizard arse. If you want more of them, do your part.",So I usually queue as 5 with all assassins including zeratul and Nova. +Military procession,I don't see the purpose of this. +Do it. It's insanely fun.,Yeah im hoping my car can take that kind of abuse +"Wow voted down, wish someone could tell me where I'm wrong.","I don't think you're wrong, but I feel like the residents of Somerville might not take too kindly to the last sentence." +Swapping action with someone,yes its over half of the total profit but you have to keep in mind he paid $33 towards the entry so his profit is less than it looks. +Plus you get a top 5 free agent the following year.,Mike trout? +DTH has a strange accent. Could almost pass as Northern Irish.,Born in SA. +Let Go.,Get Lo. +This is why Bjergsen is a much better midlaner than Xpeke,"This should hit frontpage, so 15K+ people can see how stupid you are." +I don't think you understand the definition of cringe.,If something makes me feel my feels its cringe duh! +"Regardless of the laws though, I personally don't believe a 15 year old is mature enough to make that decision.","I'm just talking about consent legally here, not about how I feel about it." +"Jim Estill, the CEO of an appliance company, brought 58 Syrian families to Canada, built them homes, taught them English and seeded their businesses.",This guy know how to torrent. +Why do you think they dont carry any firearms?,That's what I've been told. +"With Trump in Power, the Fed Gets Ready for a Reckoning",lol yeah I bet they're shaking in their boots with fear +Oh don't worry. There was still plently of that.,The Canadian one got cancelled because they got sued +Early enlister edition,starting from the 18th +"Damn that's a lot. Just hoping I score it big and become the CEO of some tech company (sure, that's 1 in 100,000 but it could happen)",If you have an idea and can make it happen... +Can u do like tomorrow 4:30 or so EST?,"Possibly, though slightly earlier would be preferable." +It's quite impressive how you were able to write so much without providing anything of substance.,You're only saying that because you're a CTR shill +"Parry, slash! Slash! Parry!","Americans are special, god bless them." +gg LOL,RIP me +Sorry i came form russian. I trie to speak the english.,learn how to spoken +Official 'Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2' Teaser Poster,^^^i ^^^am ^^^gwoot +5 v 1 Clutch - My Best Clip After 2400 Hours Played,"I'll pay you a p250 sand dune to train me in clutches, i'm overpaying go fast men )))" +"dw he'll be on a norwegian team with rubino, rain & polly once faze splits up",Yes rain would leave faze with what he's making for boosting them +"We're upvoting Eric, Melania, Ivanka, Pepe, but not this patriot who made it all possible?","Oh you mean that misogynistic, racist, xenophobic, TRAITOR" +"Which game, in your opinion, had the most memorable cast? Sorry if this question has already been asked (I searched it and nothing came up, but you never know with Reddit search), but what game do you guys feel had the most memorable or interesting cast of characters? ~~Totally FE1/FE11~~","Been said multiple times already but FE7,FE8, and Awakening." +These use Siri for volume control.,whats so hard about hitting the volume button on the phone? +Feel like that would actually fool me. Which Bentley model is that closest to?,Pretty sure that is an actually continental gt from around 2005 +Hitler didn't eat steak.,Wasn't he a vegetarian? +"How to deal with lead paint on house exterior? Our house has some rotting wood on one side, so we decided to get it fixed and repaint. The painters we called though said the paint has lead in it and won't touch it. We called another who supposedly deals with lead paint and she said it would cost $10,000 even if we only did the one wall -- basically the same price as doing the whole house since the lead part was so expensive to deal with. Is that really the only option? Anyone know someone who could do it cheaper? Could we do it ourselves legally? I know the city has a program that will pay for it, but you have to have a child under 6 and a combined income of less than ~$40k. Thanks",Leave it in place and put vinyl siding or hardiboard over the existing surfaces. +"Photos represent the property, not necessarily the specific unit.",Maybe you could just live in a van down by the river. +Diz nigga owns ur moterfuking hood,B plz I fuk yo shit up fam th' I fuk yu bitc +Are there any IW YouTubers worth watching? Because if I hear like and subscribe repeated for the first minute of a video ONE MORE TIME...,ProGamerJay of course +"The classy and cringy thread. If you're enjoying IW that's great, but people here actually think this game is heaven when it looks like it was rushed. We dont even have leaderboards yet and theres glitches in every map. Comparing a P2W with arguably the greatest FPS game of all time ( with 1.6 ) is laughable. People are used to jetpacks and noob friendly games, im sorry but COD 4 is the opposite :)","Oh right, CoD4 isn't noob friendly at all." +"Alright Americans, give your case, what's the best state in America, hands down, and why?",I'd say gaseous so you can hide away from your problems while not getting blamed for stinking at your life +I did not ask whether I should ask her out or not. I asked help in ways to ask her out. So far I have not gotten much help and instead am called a creep. The visits won't be awkward unless she makes it awkward. I know how to behave like an adult and be professional.,"I know how to behave like an adult and be professional he says, while harassing someone who is paid to be courteous to strangers by forcing her to play some gross and insulting name game and insulting her chosen career path" +How do you speedrun a sandbox?,"It has a win condition: Build a satellite and rocket, shoot it into space." +"Isn't that the point of the song? That all of the examples of irony are not at all ironic, making the song itself ironic.",I doubt they were that deep. +Can we ask any of them to name one thing that Hillary did in her public life that benefited America in any way?,"She's a woman she doesn't need any, quit oppressing her you misogynistic son of a bitch!" +wooo im so sick of having my birthday on 01/01/1900,"Hey, we have the same birthday!" +"So I know Ash's SM design isn't the best, but can we talk about Team Rocket?",Man it looks like Jessie had an unfortunate plastic surgery... +You're right about Recovery. The majority of MMLP2 was Slim though.,Why is it Marshall Matthers 2 instead of Slim shady 2 then? +My buddy and I like to get 100% on the Lego games,Never stop being friends +#NAME?,If you think this set is weak I have bad news for your ability to gauge power levels +Amen. The world won't end if we stop intervening in the middle east. Imagine if we focused on our own country for a change.,"Yes, because we're in dire need of help." +Can I moon them too? ... I'm good at multi tasking.,As long as it's hands free (there are laws in Ontario you know). +Lol this like is the donors' 5th test balloon in a few days. FUCK OFF. We said Keith. Did you people not hear us the first time?,Hey guys how about Barney Frank? +"hey man, not to discourage donating, but if you don't want to, dont",Those cancer kids will never have my hair! +Fuck that. I'm cool with weird shit but I draw the line at abused animals pictures or pictures of them dead. Nope. Fuck that.,"That's where I backed out too, people can mutilate themselves all they want, but that poor kitty :(" +when was that? sorry i dont live in the past,*Brags about the past... Is reminded of a painful memory...* I don't live in the past +"If Marvel Studios were given the rights to use the X-Men characters, similar to how they have been given access to Spider-Man how might they be able to incorporate them into the MCU at this late stage?",It'd have to be a multiverse play coming after Doctor Strange's introduction to the idea. +"How is this misleading? It says ex-cop because the charges were filed a decade after he retired, and on duty because he committed these crimes WHILE he was a cop on shift.",OP didn't read it all +"that's not even the meme, jesus",Where is Jesus? +"maybe if you had to use the wooden boxes in all special rooms (boss room, starter room, and trooms)",And make the wooden boxes dropped from the puppet masters clones. +Pretty sure that's a troll.,Pretty sure that's dazzle. +Peters bout to get a Daduncle,But he already has a dead uncle +Probably something like Dukes of Hazzard or The Incredible Hulk. The first ones I remember though are Night Court and Cheers.,I think *Night Court* was mine. +She's not a 6'4 Amazonian who weighs nearly 200 lbs!,6'3* +It's almost like physical assault will keep people from giving honest opinions.,Yeah I'm sure the pollsters kept a list of Trump supporters and beat them up. +"You actually get a bit of a mix of labour voters that will go between NDP and Tories, isn't a large number, but it is noticeable.","True, in the grand scheme, it probably is not enough to push an election in either parties favour." +Why does this sub ban all 'bad shoots' from police but keep the 'good'? Seems like some shady bullshits going down with the mods,"Downvote all you want but this is a default sub with rules against person on person assault, police brutality and harrasment but allows a few good guys with a badge break all the rules when some mod determines its a good shoot" +I think this clip is a prime argument why quickplay should remain with no hero limits.,Quick play is the best is your aim is just have fun. +"Donald Trump Is Our Next President, Thanks to White Voters","Yeah, fuck those white people, amirite?" +It's hard to grasp the context of this post if Hahn Hall wasn't built when you were at Tech. Can anyone help me out?,Used to be called Chem-Physics prior to 2009 +It increased due to the Bush economic collapse. That didn't hit bottom until late 2009. The stimulus actually helped.,What did it help in specific? +Breathed new life into an old bow,What's the bow on the far left in the last picture? +"Let me guess: you're white, male, straight, and living outside of a ghetto?",Let me guess: you're racist. +Walcott goal vs Chelsea (2-0),Arsenal beating that ass +IV don't really matter tbh . other then Hidden power ...,"yeah, having 31 extra stats doesn't matter at all" +Literally just had to click the expand button to bypass all signing in and watch the UFC event for free.,"It's not a login button, it's a disguised advertisement." +Experience Tranquility.,No snowflake falls in the wrong place +"I believe in nurture, not nature. Especially in this case.",50/50 ---got to admit donnie's daddy was uhhh a special kind of scumbag; +"10 ACTUAL best players of happy wars Guys wtf i leave for a minute and all i see is shitposts where do i begin first neeg is using a mic now straps has turned into a lesbian its time to clean up this mess heres the actual top ten players of happy wars of all time. 10. Straps jk this guys berserker was ass just like his personality 10. Neeg kj this guy was fuckin bad 10. HH Shark' ok i know what you're thinking how could shark be on the top list i thought he was just a warrior OTP, well to that i say EVERYONE was a warrior player back then so fk off. Bradley was the KING of warrior plkaying against him was like playing against a rabid porcupine with rabies. Shark had it all, strategy, looks, and a mean ass shark helmet need i say more. 9. HH P4nda I know what you're thinking P4nda? he can't even spell lol! well despite him not being able to spell this guy was a god among men. Dude P4nda was so god at HW that he could solo carry games AND send messages to all his happy wars gfs at the same time. It blows my mind to this day how he wasn't given the rights to this sewage dick of a subreddit. 8. HH Capriwolven Guys what the fuck do i even need to make a case for cap. She got to the top of the ranked ladder 3 seasons in a row and I hear she's going for a 4th. Cap would literally kill bots until level five then just deep dick everyone. She was a freakin baller onto the next one 7. HH BESPOKESINE82 shit DAMN this guy. Not many people know this but he had a secret strategy of going into all chat and just spewing whatever came into his mind out of his mouth. Guys, he would run mental laps around the enemies brains with his rapid fire shit talk. Damn i can still hear this guys voice in my head it gives me chills 6. HH Pillage Jeezaloo now were getting up there into supernatural territory. Pillage was the KING of shot calling in HW this guy would take a simple argument about cats vs dogs and turn it into a justice war chant rant and just DRIVE the team home bro like he was shit at the game dont get me wrong like who plays cleric but DAMN he was a motivation king. 5. HH MilkyMoo Shit. Hold onto your dicks cause its about to get fuckin real. We are approching the TOP. FIVE. GODS AMONG MEN OF HW AND WERE KICKIN IT OFF WITH MILKYMOO. Not only was he just amazing at the game but honestly i think he was really the foundation of HH. He wasn't there long and just caused shit drama every time he opened his mouth but damn if he wasn't the solid pile of shit that was the foundation of the HH empire. 4. HH Piggity This guy was shit and doesn't even belong on his mothers top ten fav children list but what can i say im in it for the reddit upvotes and for those you gotta meme a little 3. HH Phr3z Honestly im forgetting the names of people who were in our shitty little clan but phrez i do remember. Rap God. This guy was the original tupac of happy wars he was an unstoppable force and was honestly just a pay to win warrior with a bad connection moving on TWO. HH Apocalypse The original gangster. How can one describe a titan that exceeds the limit of their own brain? This guy right here was just descended onto us like a kiss from the gods he came he saw he banged. Apocalypse was the BEST player in happy wars HANDS DOWN. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT HOW CAN ONE MAN CONTAIN SO MUCH POWER. 2. HH Cole It's a tie between cole and apocalypse cole was just generally a cool guy and was a vital part to the team. 1. HH Comma Hawk suck my dick",Most accurate list I've seen in a while. +RPR in Assault mode is the most OP weapon in Hardcore imo. It's way too easy. 1 shot kill from anywhere.,"tru, but compared to the nv4 which has a better fire rate, lower recoil, and also very high one shot range, yeah that sure is OP" +"If you're looking at the long game, I guess",I really see a a big progressive 2020 push. +what's your hobbies man why are you hurt?,Lol I'm into fashion too I was just fuckin around +"I had a friend who was batshit about Clay Aiken when he was on American Idol. I swear to God, she nearly punched me in the face when I told her he looked like a flaming gay twelve year-old. When he finally came out, she was devastated. Took to her bed sick for a few days and everything. This was a divorced woman in her late thirties, by the way.","I'm glad you said you had a friend, she sounds a bit unstable." +What does success mean to you?,finding a happy place +I never said you said his use of gotos were bad.,lol sure. +"Honestly this sub gives me the shits. If you see an opinion you don't agree with, discuss, don't down vote. You're missing the point entirely. Shouldn't we engage in some form of discussion rather than just suck each other off about how smart we all are?","The great majority of people on Reddit do not ever use the up/downvote function correctly, it is not restricted to this sub." +It's called Hanami (Cherry Blossom Festival) Dynamic Theme,It's called Hanami (Cherry Blossom Festival) Dynamic Theme +"As much as i wish it is Cloud9, i'm 100% convinced it's going to be OpTic",But C9 already have Dazed +What Canadian city is this?,Donald +New Japanese Sun & Moon Trailer (October 4th),***DING DING*** ***LUCHALITTEN CONFIRMED*** ***THE FLAME SACK IS ON LUCHALITTEN'S BELT*** +Trump-Humpers on my fb feed are denying she won the popular vote - and are posting links to alt-right websites to prove it.,well that totally isn't fact free +"If god hates fags, then why do fags still exist? Didn't god create them, doesn't he have the power to undo them?",Being gay is a choice. +Our world is steadily heading towards a metaphorical sun,At least the future looks bright? +Didn't Mussolini also make the trains run on time?,"Yeah, by writing that the article is trying to compare him to Mussolini." +"Are you serious? Doing them a solid? I'm guessing you never worked in a produce department before. Knowing most of the produce departments and the produce workers in my district there are no lazy and greedy people leaving moldy produce around just to earn a bonus. The Snow Peas are an easy item to cull and you should be able to tell they are bad just by walking past them so those shouldn't have been out there. However you are not taking into consideration how many thousands and thousands of items are in produce. It is not possible to flip over every single individual item and inspect it and still be able to run your department. This is why you were born with eyeballs, to be able to look at shit and know if something is bad to not buy it. She picks up a green bell pepper that you would only be able to know was bad until you flipped it over, once again there is not enough time to be able to turn over every single item and inspect it so no, this woman isn't doing them a service other than being a miserable cunt. She buys shitty product that she knows is bad and then complains at the checkstand that they sold her bad product, no bitch you bought that bad product willingly. This is just another person looking to be outraged by something and found something she can just shit on people with. If she really cared she wouldn't be rude as fuck recording the employees and claiming bs like they are doing something illegal by selling bad produce she would take it up to management as high as it needs to go until it was fixed or go to a different store. I see people like this all the time who have no life and get off trying to tell people how to do their job like this woman and go about it completely wrong. The fact that anyone thinks this woman is helping anyone needs to work in a produce department and then you will understand.","there is not so large of an amout of produce in krogers to where they can't flip it and keep it fresh, that's just dumb dude." +Finally done.... Any tips for me setup?,Sell your ps4 for a monitor and mousepad. +"Norway actually had several high level css players, but most of them retired around 2010-2012. A few of them were relevant in the very beginning of csgo(stingR etc).","Yeah, and some 1.6 stars aswell like prb." +The only reason it had its hayday in the 1950s was due to the Post-WWII boom of the USA. Mostly because it was one of the few first world countries left on the planet where the war wasn't fought on its soil.,"Clearly, the solution is to destroy the world all over again, with the US coming out on top once more." +Conservatives had the same fear of Obama 8 years ago when it came to gun control and many other aspects.,"Right, because he said all those things in his campaign." +Why joo delete,Is getting better picture to capture true slavness +"In England that's top of my list for what needs taking OFF school courses. There's far too much grammar that is absolutely no use to kids at all. Being able to speak and write doesn't depend on learning phrases like 'subjunctive mood' and 'relative clause'. And yes, they are some of the many terms kids are supposed to know at age 10.",It's not until you start hearing sentences that don't make sense and you can't explain why that you grow to appreciate the importance of understanding relative clauses. +I've also decided that OP is a POS. Are we getting out the pitchforks yet?,D---------E +So adorably innocent... for now :p,Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll be a criminal in the future you racist! +What has been ruined by attracting a large audience?,Pokemon Go! +"vS has become a seriously impressive site. I'm floored by how fast this project exploded and eclipsed other meta snapshot sites, and yet you STILL find more ways to improve. Amazing. Would it be possible to include some kind of legend for these deck radar things? I'm no statistician and I'm not quite sure what's going on with them, although they are quite beautiful to look at. Also: The Control Shaman strategy section mentions copying big minions with Flamewreathed Faceless rather than Faceless Manipulator.",You can just use the radars to see how often various cards are played (bearing in mind that this is *not* how often they are in decks - Yogg for example at 10 mana and typically only played when behind will be played much less than a low cost non situational card that players mulligan for). +Your connection could be getting denied if you are using a proxy which is blocked by the CM firewall.,"Problem is I'm not using a proxy, not that I can see, I've checked all my settings etc" +Jason Momoa Throwing Axe on Justice League set!!!!,HOLY SHIT HYPE GUYS +Innocent advert by Dainik Bhaskar,Ask your friends Neetu Dhiman and Sachin Chandel to unsubscribe +pc people,Mac people too +Chargers 'beat' impossible odds on way to 1-4 start,"We get it, we know we suck, let us try to enjoy our last year in San Diego in peace" +what about the other later albums?,From what I've heard after Inner Circle it's been pretty trash since then +"Pardon but i think it is Yin and Yang, not Ying.",My bad +"Unless it's a joke about men getting raped in prison, then it's *hilarious* you know, because men can't be raped or something.",No one rapes like Gaston Goes to Pen State like Gaston In a prison cell nobody licks like Gaston +"It could be like Hoothoot and only evolve once. Or like Taillow. It is more likely to evolve twice, but you never know.","We've seen that Pokedex screens have spots showing how many evolutions a Pokemon has, and Pikipek has two." +"Looking for 2016 Legends Wolverine (Don't really need the juggernaut BAF part) Hi All, I mainly lurk on this thread (mostly due to the fact that I'm more of a statue guy than an action figure person, but I do have a few action figures that I love due to the sculpts and poseability) I was just browsing on youtube and came across a review for the 2016 Marvel Legends Wolverine and instantly loved it. I'm from South Asia (Sri Lanka) to be exact and we don't really get the latest legends waves and even if we do they are at stupidly blown up prices. So I'd appreciate if someone can direct me to a place where I can buy the figure for a reasonable price (I only want the figure and alternate hands and don't really want the juggernaut head). I've seen people selling the figure (without the BAF part) on ebay but those prices are close to retail. Do keep in mind shipping costs from the U.S actually are the same (or even more) than the figure so, a place closer to home would help. Also, I plan to customize the figure 1. Stubble on the face 2. Hair on the arms 3. Chrome (or silver) the claws Thanks in advance :) Have a great day",r/toyexchange and I think Walmart and Amazon had that whole wave for like $12 +"I finally perfected my home theatre with a nice wall-mounted 70 TV, and that beauty's not getting replaced any time soon. That said, I could certainly be convinced to get a second TV for 4K/gaming purposes, but it would have to be small and have nice low-lag specs... and I'd have to wait until 4K is more widespread... and Mrs. Kong approves.","oooooor try and approve a nice 65 inch 4k oled ;) but seriously, yeah, i'd wait a year or two till HDR10/dolby digital becomes the norm and price lowers" +"This is what happens when the Matrix meets sports broadcasting. Introducing freeD video, the future of the instant replay",This has been in use for at least five years. +"Supreme Resale Stores in NYC I already know about copvsdrop and uniquehype, but wondering if there were any other.",Stadium Goods. +What can't you learn on the Internet?,Obviously how to socialist with real fucking people. +Looks like the movie phone booth with a war spin.,"Man, I need to watch that film again." +What the fuck is this browns offense,"Fun, which makes a change." +Metal Gear Trump,Trump is Solidus and he will take control back from The Patriots! +I messaged you too incase OP doesn't take your offer or sells it to someone else,pm'd +"It's called Cura, just Google it. I think it usually uses version 1.5.3","It isn't Cura I need, its the Arduino drivers." +"Bandwagon mentalities. I swear, most people are just oversized lemmings",easy way out man +"Ya, harmful shit, unlike carbon dioxide.",yea ok. +"I agree that USC is better than us right now. The teams right above them, not so much.",I'd pick you in a good number of those matchups. +"If a bunch of them survive, Disney has fucked up. These people need to die. This movie has to be compatible with the original trilogy and it doesn't make sense if a lot of them survive. The writing is on the wall. You have Vader at the top of his game, and a lot of incompatible characters. Please don't fuck this up Disney.",But it makes more sense to have most of them survive. +No a recent change makes the day/night cycle appropriate to where you are located,"Exactly, that's why I asked this question." +One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.,And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all... +"Main gripe is that you are locked into RFC unless you wanna get destroyed before you even get in auto range. The Caitlyns and Jhins have more utility, outrange you in teamfights, and still spike harder at 2 items.",Naw man you can just dash forward to get in auto range +"He surrounds himself with people that don't question him. Also, it should raise questions, even to his supporters, why he isn't using people that can actually help inform him on world relations. Instead it's his kids that have zero idea about policy even for America. Ivanka's plan for working women is laughable. She has no idea what she's doing. They are all literally winging it. Was Hillary the worst democrat they could have ran? Yes but at least she was prepared. Trump has no idea what the fuck he's doing and doesn't care to learn. It is just such a scary time.",butbutbut emails and BENGHAAAZIII +"Ahri, reliable kit and is nearly always a safe pick.",let me guess you have the game in korean/japaneese and you have to afk for 5 mins after you die +"I have a huge thing for chubby, hairy dudes. I'm a 5'1, 110 pound, attractive, confident lady but hot damn fat dudes with facial hair get me going.",Can't tell if serious or trolling all of Reddit. +Smart casting comes to WoW macros,Now if only we could apply this to fishing. +Do people not look both ways regardless? It's way more likely that you're going to get hit from the direction you don't expect.,"They should, but how often do people do as they should?" +Request sent! Thanks for responding man! PAX Sivir is one of the rarest so that' a big hit,Hes a good friend of mine just tell him the sitiuation :p +Any of you salty bastards need a mint? Correct call Icc.,"All this Aussie salt is neutralizing the sugar content of my mints, how am I supposed to shine the ball with all this salt!" +"i'd expect its a vent for some sort of underground infrastructure, such as the sewer.","It's a good thought, but these appear in areas without sewer lines - and we are almost exclusively above-ground with respect to other utilities." +"Sort of has a bitter taste to it coming from Reigns though. No matter where I am on the card, I'm the main event is pretty much the problem a lot of people have had with him, myself included.",Though people eat it up when Ziggler gives some impassioned speech about being the Show Off and stealing the show even if he's on the pre show card. +*Takes this picture* *Cleans the bathroom*,Mad +"How did we get the 3rd touchdown, at work currently! Last I saw it was their ball with a few seconds left","Fumble recovery, couple of nice little passes moved us into range, Thielen caught the TD." +"My aim is Gold 1 I'm on 22 wins and got 6 matches left, I bottled it last week and finished on 24 wins pray for me reddit.",Good luck! +"Very lonely, probably sad too.","Very pathetic, probably in a frat too." +You're God for 1 hour. What are some changes you make to the world?,No one can ever be an asshole ever again. +How does Skip keep getting work?,Because all he does is win +"That entire arc with the DnD Elf-Dorf romance goes into the book. I mean... what the fuck!? This is Tolkien, FFS.",Legolas/Gimli is canon dammnit +Lock him up,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Holding dual US/Israeli citizenship and serving as a congressman or Govt official is treasonous. $38 Billion dollars in foreign aid when our country is $19+ Trillion in debt is insane.,It is racist and antisemitic to not let zionists plunder our country and economy. +I wonder why this isn't shown in the media... hmmm... too busy tarnishing the reputation of colored people instead.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Which ex-A do you want to win it all? Coco Donaldson Reddick Zobrist? Got to be Reddick for me.,Rich Hill. +No system is going to be perfect.,Obviously we should just be hand picking matches and groups to make it the most likely to have all the same teams at every major without allowing other teams to show what they can do +Wait... Countries actually enforce immigration laws? They must be racist.,Yes as all the rhetoric about immigration I remember was solely treating this as a legal and economic discussion where no one was called rapists and murderers.. or racists +Real talk... Your most precious possession is protected after major surgery. Your baby is priceless. What is important to you after the birth of your child?,"Actually their baby isnt priceless, its $13,000, so checkmate." +"Hasta el error de tipeo, me siento halagado",copypasta +We should be able to see who placed Control Ward Do not know if it is intentional or is just a bug or maybe they forgot to put it back after they removed pink wards but we used be able to see the name of the pink ward placer. But they removed it and in my opinion it was a good feature. Hope it comes back. If not I want to know the reason why they removed it.,"Please no, this will just encourage camping and hunting the supports who place them so the team will never have wards on the map" +"I'm not talking about drivatar aggression, I'm talking about online player aggression. My only issue with the drivatars is that they typically disappear off into the distance whether you're in front of or behind them. They are great at leading, but terrible at following. The braking in the middle of the turns doesn't help, either.","That's odd, I play on pro difficulty with aggression enabled and have no problems catching 1st place by the end of the 2nd lap." +Romelu Lukaku (Belgium) goal against Estonia (7-1),Here is my 7-1 :) +Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana,Unless you find a girl called Ana-Marie +Must be nice that they fit in your ears. I end up with sore ears and some irritation due to the poor fit. I wish I could wear them.,I guess I'm one of the lucky ones where I tend to forget I have them in. +Cutting it close,Is that a Superman 64 skin? +"2016 Week 15 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(8-5) @ Cincinnati Bengals(5-7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",My stomach can't take this. +I think all songs on Hexagon sounds the exact same. Don was my favourite DJ for a while but I feel like he's been using the same arrangement and synths for all his tracks and just swapping out the melodies. Make Me Feel Better is a fucking tune though,"I agree, Hexagon is very future house oriented but it's getting very specific." +The fact that his campaign took away his twitter access is a Silicon Valley conspiracy?,"Nah man, it's that Silicon Valley has created a system that allows him to be misinterpreted by the liberal media." +I imagine him saying the second panel like one of the Wonder Twins.,thatsthejoke.jpg +"If can connect a Chromecast to your phones hotspot, selecting the Chromecast under your cast options works. I've done this a couple of times, it's worked fairly well for me.","I'm trying to cast Netflix that I've saved locally, so unfortunately this won't work for that, but I do have other media I'll give this a shot with!" +"Thanks for closing that up, Obama.","You're acting like he didn't try to close Guantanamo multiple times, but was blocked by Congress" +"2016 Week 10 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-4) Vs. Dallas Cowboys(7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",That's the best performance Landry has had all year +"My mom said my 8-year-old nephew needs deliverances and that made me angry Title should read deliverance. I blame typing while mad on a mobile device. Long-time lurker but I had to post this because it's been a week and I still get angry when I think about it. This is more of a vent than anything else. Background: my mom is in to the Pentacostal & Charismatic side of Christianity. I used to be but for various reasons I now prefer liturgical services. I also no longer hold to many of the beliefs that are common to this group e.g. If something is wrong it must have its root in something spiritually demonic. I've got a couple of nephews aged 8 and 5. Last week they were over at our place. They're at the age where they love Minecraft videos and were watching some on the computer. They're also at the age where if they are engrossed in something getting their attention can be a bit of a challenge. My mom calls the older one for whatever reason. As he turns to face her he accidentally knocks his younger brother making him cry. Mom gets upset and scolds him for being careless. Fine. But then she says to him You're so careless! You need deliverance! Just remembering that makes me angry. How could she say that to an 8 year old?! How could she declare that he is somehow possessed by some evil spirit that's making him careless?! He's only 8! If he's careless, discipline and teach him! But to put in his mind that he may have an evil spirit in him is just too much! People hold memories from their childhood. I'm sure you've got some too. And I'm sure you remember painful memories from that time. Careless words can stay with children for the rest of their lives. I know I should speak to her about this. But not while I'm still this angry...",What does deliverance mean in this context? +What does your team have that no other team in the NFL has?,Two home fields. +The Grand Yak mount tail looks like a Dwarf,Cannot be unseen. +What are the chances that self-driving car functionality will be offloaded to the cloud?,"Just about zero chance, since a lapse in data could mean autopilot fails to work" +Was it Joe Rogan who was saying of course they don't work! If they worked every guy would have a big dick. Like guys would be walking around with their Dicks in a wheelbarrow because we wouldn't stop.,"True, for example, if there was a way to make your muscles bigger like exercising or something, then every man would be walking around with bigger muscles" +"Try googling a random military statute without a title or citation. I simply asked if this guy knew, because it seemed like he had some information. Then i clarified because I apparently came across wrong. And now you are piping in without adding to the conversation. Boy reddit is great!",I'm not sure reddit is the problem here +Do they work?,The goggles do nothing! +Just like Hitler brought an end to racism?,"To be fair, he could have" +Not all MOBAs are Dota 2 though ;),Then they're bad. +"Odds of us getting through this campaign, gotta be about 25-1 against.",Never tell me the odds ^^^^oops +Lost me after dedicated guys working tirelessly to craft... Minimal viable product =/=,dedicated guys working tirelessly to craft... mech packs You quit too soon! +When supply is planned to drop?,"No specific date for the full version I think, but their post about the beta in their subreddit says early January is the current timeline" +Are there any information about these silver and golden crowns out yet?,"I'm assuming those refer to the bottlecap items, which are required for Hyper Training." +TOOK ME 21M BASE XP PAST 200M. I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT,SHOULDN'T HAVE GOT 200M XP IS SO FAST +"Anyone else always go with Ancient start? For some reason, I always find that trying to start with any of the later eras just kills the fun for me. I always prefer to get an ancient start, so I can *really* establish myself. Anyone else feel this way?",There are other options? +"they implemented this thing into the NFL called passing you can do now, check it out some time",I forgot my +The Jewish Problem - Dr. Joseph Goebbels. Powerful! Blocked in dozens of countries.,Which countries is it not blocked in so I can just set my VPN to that country? +but why are you talking,Why are you talking? +"Very big, extended cheer for Serge Ibaka in starting introductions. Most fans stood and cheered.",That's because he left the correct way in a trade instead of signing with a team that beat him +"Delete a Charakter to Reset Bad Luck Streak or to get better, faster Legendary? Whats your Opinion, does that work? Reset Charaktrer on Monday, Restore on Tuesday after Reset and get a better Chance for Legendary? Does Myth+ Chest Count after Delete and does Raid Locks be still up? Why i am trying this? Cause i got the 2 worst Legendarys i can get... And such bead Luck should be interupted.",I used a bot to get all spec legs and tuen got banned so theres that +"I haven't played bf1 for awhile but I'm pretty sure there are houses on all the desert maps, and most maps in general.",I use limpits to domolish the houses. +"Thought this problem was fixed already, guess i was wrong.",I think you can fix it under language settings in the main menu. +I thought SocDems killed Rosa not DemSocs,"SocDems call themselves DemSocs now, as far as I can tell." +But how else are the people in charge of the parties going to tell us who to vote for?,Especially since it works so well +Andrew Wiggins might be our best player.. sorry Towns,But lavine scored 30 points a couple times +Look on stitches' shoulder. I feel like he should be a lot smaller than that even.,"Yeah, Murky should definitely be smaller than Chromie" +whats next a self driving motorcycle? this shit is pretty pathetic learn to ride or stay on a moped,Yeah who needs safety lol only losers crash amirite +Remember a few weeks ago when Democrats were all worked up over whether Republicans would accept defeat gracefully...,Racist: anyone who wins an argument against a liberal +"Lol, a canvasser of theirs did a speedtest on a Tablet using Verizon 4G - stating this is the speed you'd get with Windstream. I was just all button lipped about the whole thing, felt more bad for him having to walk around canvassing a sale than anything. Nice kid, seriously, but that shit was funny.",Would've called him out and then told him to leave. +"it is the platform of trump in his own words, ban on Muslims ring a bell for just one example and it is the platform of these people committing hate crimes",emails. +"I don't know why people keep saying Garrosh wouldn't retreat. He did in wolfheart when he was fighting Varian. The Horde never fought the to the point of annihilation in many occasions in the past, exactly like the Alliance. Anduin Lothar fled to Lordaeron when Stormwind was lost, does that make him a coward?","Apparently yes, he's the biggest fucking coward in all of Alliance history." +"Because she's a hyperconservative Christian who still lives at home with no job at the age of 25 and only knows authority, not freedom. But who am I to judge",Well that's because the Mexicans took all the jobs! +You would be correct. Plenty of entitled teens that know nothing of politics but love reality star trump,Yeah young people are notorious for voting conservative +"Episode IV, but every time someone shoots a laser it gets faster",I blinked and missed the Battle of Yavin +/#outoftheloop,"It's from Jake and Amir: Swag, I believe." +"I like every faction and their affiliates. Except for those horseknitting Khergits, those thieving Vaegirs, the uncultured swine from the north, the smelly Sarranid and the shameless, despicable, traiterous Rhodoks.",Come and line up single-file on a steep ladder and then say that to my face. +Yep. Aldo's got the best hips in the game.,The hips don't lie. +Will you tell us after you get it?,Yes +"A transgender 'friend' on my FB page dismissed the gesture because he didn't hold it 'high enough'. The first Republican candidate to openly and publicly hold the LGBT rainbow flag--on camera--and show gratitude and love towards the person who gave it to him, and that wasn't good enough. Nothing's good enough. The Dem party is the only party that supports LGBT in their minds. Meanwhile, I didn't even know there's a 'right' way up. It's a rainbow. Who cares?",Your VP supports conversion therapy... +"Yes. Reactionary, right-wing authoritarians are right-wing.",Yeah remember how right wing Stalin was +Or Best QB Evah,or GOAT +All-Star voting is now open!,Craig Anderson/Phil the Thrill/PK/Jumbo Joe +Cut Coleman,Cut the defense +"How to start watching the anime? So I noticed on Kissanime that there are different versions for the episodes, 001A, 001B, as well as uncensored 1. Which do I watch first?",001A +P,Goodbye. +Because nobody like's listening to annoying ass EU fanboys shrieking things like H2 WHAT! or WE ARE ALL UNICORNS Or whatever other stupid shit EU fans come up with.,Yeah because CLG's faith is not some stupid shit at all. +No one said anything about not sending Hillary along as well. And don't they have orange space suits still?,I thought she was innocent +"you're back to back at home! with the refs homerin you hardcore, get the fuck outta here",whatever helps you sleep at night +"Hey it's that game that everyone got bored of, an hour after playing.",Hooray for generalizing! +$180 for 3 versions of the exact same game club,i don't bruh that fps mode kinda makes it feel like grand theft farcry +Zoia is now the manager of Denial Esports,Hot peppers for all! +If you stand on the sea shore and look out to sea the horizon is only 3 miles away.,"For taller than average people it's slightly farther away, for shorter than average people it's slightly closer." +"Most of those things describe the majority of politicians though. 29/50 Democrat senators voted for war in Iraq, Out of all the senators, only Ross Feingold voted against the 2001 Patriot Act, and 89/100 voted for the 2006 extension. I don't know enough about Benghazi to comment, but in my view Hillary's greatest weakness as a candidate is how much of a run-of-the-mill, business as usual, ordinary politician she is.","Compared to her opponent, that becomes her greatest strength =/" +Hearing some people say is a great way to collect your news and stay informed.,Cool +"TIL that weeks after The Soup Nazi aired on Seinfeld, the man (Ali Yeganeh) that the character is based on kicked Jerry Seinfeld out of his restaurant for ruining his business. When Seinfeld gave him an insincere apology, Yeganeh ejected him from the restaurant, yelling, No soup for you!","Ah, the Soup Nazi - Easily one of my favourite Seinfeld episodes." +"Hey, they've played lots of Starcraft 2, give them SOME credit.",Don't you dare drag StarCraft into this shit show. +whats a friend?,a pedo +"As an Arkansas, who wants the closest thing to outright legalization, yes to 7 no to 6?",Definitely +Keith Butler Needs to Go He just does. I'm done waiting for his defense to come around. We have talent. His schemes are just not working.,God I miss Bud Dupree so much... +"i dont get how this has so many upvotes, Your price is terrible","Hey guys I want 5 AWP Dragon Lores, I have 200 keys, 40k each MUST be 0.00x fv" +Yeahhhhh. About the DH.... Me and all Cubs fans and Kyle Schwarber respectfully disagree.,Can we ban this clown? +"Doing a report for my CSI class, if possible can a LEO give me a detailed description of their day to day life? So my CSI teacher which is an LEO wants us to interview a LEO and make it part of our report. We just want a detailed description of your detailed day to day life. If possible a CSI LEO but its not required we just thought it would be appropriate.",AM I BEING DETAINED? +CNN: Hillary would've taken $0.78,Government of Saudi Arabia offered today her salary. +"The champion stood,","The rest saw their better," +Obviously a provision of Obamacare that took 20 years to kick in.,"THANKS, OBAMA!" +What's the most recent thing you Google searched? (Everyone),r when I accidentally googled r instead of typing r into the search bar at the top for reddit. +Why are you always in these arguments. Got nothing better to do?,"Nothing better than putting down spurs, i always get like 5-10 replies from you lot and its beautiful" +871 and I feel stuck with my ilvl. Most keystone groups drop gear that are beneath my ilvl (the ones that would drop good gear are semi-carries or harder so it's not often we full clear). EN Heroic is a waste. ToV N is a waste and ToV H is easy but my DPS isn't high enough. Kara doesn't drop good enough gear. Where do I go?,Mythic emerald nightmare +"Except when Monte is talking about Korean teams winning, it's because they're winning, whereas Phreak talks about NA teams winning while watching them lose.",When were TSM losing to Splyce today? +Teenage F1 driver Max Verstappen,[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES] +Really? so Do i get the win?,Not sure. +"Have you heard his actual music? Under the name Joji? Check it out on soundcloud, it's really really good.",I'll have to check it out. +"Non-Canadians, what do you actually hate about Canada?","How they're actually treating the heroin crisis up there giving people access to the drugs in a safe place with professional nurses and etc, do it like America and just lock them up in jail assholes." +But skyrim belongs to the Nords...,"And America belongs to the native americans, we don't all get our way" +Are people gonna get temp banned for doing this glitch?,Yes because it's so game breaking and gives players the unfair fashion scape advantage +why is 100% telos not a comp req,Why is warden not a trim req? +"Heard booming from Point Chev, went outside and saw a huge fireworks display in central city. Wonder what it was for?",Did Valerie get another medal? +This is why Trump won. Is the new Thanks Obama,"You still don't get it, do you?" +"Hip-checked into traffic by Sidewalk Hams Fall Northern California weather is perfect outside running weather. You'll always see many people running in my neighborhood, at all times of the day. We have nice wide sidewalks and most everyone is a courteous runner who moves aside when an overtaking runner calls 'on your left/right.' Very basic running courtesy, right? As I was coming up behind a pair of portly women ambling side by side, I call out, coming up behind you, on your left, and these two hams turn around, look at me, and continue on their conversation ignoring me. I couldn't hop out onto the street to overtake them (which is what I would normally do when it is possible so as not to bother walkers) as there was a lot of car traffic and bike traffic, plus at this point the landscaping was too thick to easily jump through. About 3 meters out, I call out again. Hams ignore me so I slow down so I can attempt to squeeze past them. As I do, the Ham closest to me hip-checks me. Now, a small hip-check amongst normal sized people will just displace you a foot or two. But a hip-check from a Ham vs a 105 lb female? I flew sideways, stumbling through the landscaping and into traffic, fell, and twisted my ankle. There was a car close enough to where I fell that had to hit the brakes to avoid hitting me. The hams? They LAUGHED. Didn't offer help, just kept walking and jaw jacking as if they didn't do a thing. A couple other runners saw what happened and while one went to run after the hams to confront them, the other helped me home.",You deserved it for fat shaming them +"Damn thats sad, as a 7th grader I might have let them win for various hormonal reasons ;p",But then you would have lost to a girl and therefore not be worthy of respect from a girl. +It's mainly the lighting and the pose. The model itself appears to be unchanged from teaser to game.,oh +"I really don't like Jimmy Dore, I don't know what it is. He kind of reminds me of like a militant Marc Maron. His hearts in the right place but it's more a personality thing for me...",wow that is a perfect description +"Thank you. Thank you. Yes, we are based AF down here. Oh, and we've been telling Clinton Stories my whole life. We know them. That is why we want Trump! #BASED ARKANSAN",Is Arkanicide .com a myth? +Browns reportedly willing to trade LT Joe Thomas for second round pick.,Oh man this could make our line so good +Yes but it also adds the gank possibilities like in one lane its kind of suffocating but this is like a mini jungle! Id love to see this in game,thx :) +"What happens to our cards when MLB The Show 17 Releases? Nothing right? The cards stay in MLB 16. And in MLB 17 you start from scratch, correct?",Yes +How to score an open goal,Calculated. +The jaws of Oblivion: Saving the Elder Scrolls MMO,"You know, I've done the orsinium questline 5 times, and I've never realized the city rebuilds as you quest" +Mein Liebesleben,r/ich_iel represent +"I'm gonna level with you Barry. I have no idea what I'm doing, and now I'm in to deep to get out. I was just trying to get my TV show back. Or a spin off of Shark Tank going.",I would watch Donald trumps shark tank +Recombu's Phone Trumps: iPhone SE vs Xperia X Compact,Now Trump is even in Android headlines? +"* Empire of Japan * I plan to play a somewhat historical Japan, trying to pry as many pacific colonies from the central powers as I can, and later pacific domination. Alliances will be strategic, and if the Allies will let me do my thing I may not ally with Hitler in ww2. I also hope to not detract from all perspectives of the imperial Japanese. * Emperor Meiji was brought back into power in 1868, with him and a number of oligarchs brought into power turning Japan into a modern power. The Empire accomplished amazing things, many terrible, but also astounding.",wow nice post good luck +HOOD FIGHT! GUY GETS KNOCKOUT TWICE!,Merry Christmas to all those finding escape from this hell. +I don't get the joke pls explain =(,nexon is the joke :( +what piece of technology that we use today will still be used in 100 years unchanged?,Toasters +This is way older than Steep.,Can we just find a way to compare this to Steep pls? +"As my professor said, let them have those low paying low skilled labor jobs. Even if we say we do, we don't want them.","You're such a coastal elite who doesn't understand the concerns of working class Americans with an average income of $72,000!" +Impossible Save,That's because this keeper has the flies through nets trait! +Which makes perfect sense.,"Speaking from a Gamecock fan, it's a shame he can't be a part of the in house staff but it is a completely reasonable rule" +"It also shows him attacking someone unless that was a flashback, so that's not good.",I'm guessing it's Sierra's baby daddy. +I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I'm torrenting software.,"That's all we ask, as long as you aren't stealing software" +He was a gunner in the Bomber. I saw his score and I spawned in the airplane and I stayed there until the end of the round. Everything seemed legit.,"Tbh though, this isn't as much skill as it is luck that the enemy team sucked at taking down planes." +I can but that's mainly because I play the same video games that I played when I was little. We're talking ps2 if that tells you anything about how old I am. I can't focus on newer games like first person shooters but I can play Oblivion or Skyrim reasonably well. I used be able to read a book a day but now it takes me a lot longer but that's less cocaine related and more because of a car accident a while back,Was the car accident cocaine-related? +"So you get a RANDOM card from your deck, right? Because the wording isn't very good sadly...","If they added the word Random to the text, that would imply there is a non random way of choosing cards from your deck, and that would be silly." +"Great example of media spin. Instead of Less than half of voters believe Clinton will win debate, TIME went with:",More than half the people don't think she'll win +"Temple v. Villanova Assuming equal costs of attendance, anybody have insight into each school's employment placement in Philadelphia? I've heard each school has an equal standing in the city, but wanted some more information. Thanks.",Temple by a long shot. +"Two-thirds of the world's internet users live under government censorship - report: China ranked as the worst abuser of internet freedom for the second consecutive year, followed by Syria and Iran.",Can't wait for my country the UK to join the elite group +Gates is the kind of guy I'd vote for president. I wouldn't even hire Trump to walk my dog.,"For real, It wouldnt take much to become the best candidate in this race, and Gates seems to be well above that bar." +Yeah fair nuf :D,u lookin 4 sum fuk (now that's a come on) +"Because they did their research, WaPo, instead of trying to buy influence with the losers.","Yes, everything is a conspiracy." +Why.,Because everybody loves random politics! +"$65,000 worth of spin? Nah mate.","I was watching Reno 911 the other say, the episode when Trudy tries to sell her baby to the asian couple for $15,000.... $65,000 5 kids... long shot, but, I wonder if that's just like the going rate for kids." +"Surprising as it might seem to you, there's plenty of people who simply don't care for anime, at all. So, there really is a huge amount of people waiting to get a look at the GITS world for the first time. And even as someone who has seen the anime version, I'm still really looking forward to seeing it in live action. It's not some sacred treasure to me, nor would the new movie being bad make the anime any worse.",yea man cartoons are for kids. +Wrestling is fake,its real to me damn it +"Don't go to Hong Kong then. The MTR there has stand to the left and right completely depending on the location. They do this to minimise the amount of times you have to cross in front of people going in the other direction, so it just makes sense, but if you're the kind that rigidly needs it to be one or the other, you're going to have a bad time. Also, they've started a campaign to just get people to stop walking on the escalators at all. It really is a safety hazard if you trip and fall. Several others could be hurt by you falling on them.",They were trialling that here at Holborn to increase escalator capacity +I haven't had an actual conversation with anyone for so long a conversation with human voice. I just wanna hear someone's voice that doesn't come from my music or tv,"Unrelated, but I like your username." +He thinks he's respecting human right now?,"Eyy, is that a bag of drugs and a gun you've got there?..." +"I don't know why you are getting downvoted, because what you said is true. Dems didn't get out and vote.","They were prevented from voting, or at least voting was made difficult, in many places." +I'm not sure but I think that's because allies would not appreciate Illidan's bodyblocks on them,Does any one appreciate an illidan in general? +"Yup. My birthday is the 15th (tomorrow), which is 9 months after Valentine's Day. My mother's birthday is February 13th, as well, so yeah. That's my origin story.",worst birthday present ever. +"Males who watch My Little Pony are sometimes called Bronies, what would we call Disney fanatics?",Mousekateer perhaps? +"Yeah, as someone who's never owned a truck I don't get it. Even those pavement queens still have utility and honestly I'd like a lifted truck almost as much as I'd like to own a lowered truck. Nothing to do with penis size, I just like them","Nah, we all know you suffer from having a micropenis." +It was an unpaid internship. Rolled up on day 1 to find PAID employees doing the same thing I was doing: filing. I was promised something completely different. I quit on day 3. Huge waste of my time.,But you got 'experience'! +I bet its anal lmao,**^** +Oh you're so poor that you can't afford to live indoors? Better confiscate your belongings if you don't agree to leave town!,You must not live near the camps. +"Because I can? Because I've got this hunch that a lot of people already know what I'm about to say? Same goes for you, why bother commenting if you've got nothing to say?",hope you don't do this on a regular basis in real life... +I never lock my room and I'd rather get caught with weed than porn,"Alright, then leave it open, or lock it and say that you were annoyed and wanted alone time or something." +Badgering your ma for a few slices of the ham for a sandwich.,so much this! +Who got it back?,One of the local biker kids found it just laying around so he took it. +I refuse to tolerated your intolerance of tolerance of intolerance.,Thinking the KKK are assholes is literally the same as being in the KKK +"'Fake news' on social media influenced US election voters, experts say",I'm going to go ahead and say that fake news on TV also had something to do with it. +Dr Doom If marvel cant getvthe right for dr doom can they make a similar character,CAPTAIN DOOM +"What is your favourite YouTube channel, and why?",Ahoy! +It would kinda suck if they won.,"As my Moldavian friend said - It would suck if anyone wins, because there are literary no politicians that aren't corrupt or crooked." +Bit of a jab at his older shittier posts,Ah. +Although when thinking of balancing stuff we shouldn't include creative servers this thing is still goddamn op whatever anyone wants to say about it. To top it off it also suffers from huge existing issue - no recoil when scoped. Why is this a thing with this goddamn gun too? This thing can spew 20 high damage bullets at high firerate and it has no recoil while using scope? COME ON NELSON,That is why radiation should be a thing +I thought though it was a parody account?,I've been suspicious all along of sending it through the mail. +"You're so dumb lmfao, you shouldnt have to learn how to 2v1 EVER because thats not how the ranked works, should you learn how to dodge bullets if i come around shooting at you? No because i SHOULD NOT be going around shooting at people for fun",I had to learn how to 2v4 bot +Might have something to do with the update tomorrow,"Great, nothing like an update to tell us it's coming VERY VERY SOON" +22 dead inside roast me,"Choker: What you're wearing, and what the third guys says to the fourth in your student films." +When will people learn to buy a dashcam? Now this douce in the red car (Mazda?) will drive off and leave the other guy with the responsibility to repair his own mirror. A dashcam would've caught everything,"Why would I get one, they're expensive and nothing will ever happen to me." +Paul Ryan On Trump Tweeting Lies: 'Who Cares?',And the normalizing of absurdity continues... +Having surgery tomorrow,Praying :) May the Lord bless you. +REMAIN AWAKEN!,*click* WAKE UP *click* +moms spaghetti,MY CABAGES! +Obama told Trump supporters hurting minorities to Stop it on 60 Minutes? Must have missed that episode.,"Yeah, you were probably watching CNN that night" +"I was told this by a bovine on Fb after I said Nate pewter isn't the end all be all (last summer) Get educated, how many books have you read",I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany is the only proper response here. +"Who else wants a full team of Green Tamazos? Unbindable, 42 orb enhances, preemptive shield @ full hp. A single cross will do 36x damage (if i understand the extra orb enhance awakenings correctly), double cross will do 326x. I know by the time you can get 5 green tamazos you probably have a much better team (and i bet gh won't give us enough chances to get that many) but it sounds super fun.",Multi hits shrek you tho. +Owner of restaurant chain arrested in Franklin,"If the president doesn't have to pay taxes, why should he?" +Castlevania 1 Remake Unfortunately Shut Down by Konami,I bet no one saw this coming at all. +"Redditors who watched MMFF films, how was it? How were the changes this year? Was it worth it?","Trash films getting shown in the provinces, pushing out mostly Seklusyon, Sunday Beauty Queen, and Saving Sally to accommodate them." +"But, from what other people have said, the jobs would then possibly go to Mexico. Wouldn't we WANT Mexico to prosper as that would likely help North America as a whole and possibly create jobs/opportunities that would also lessen immigration?","Obviously that's all part of the master plan, so they can afford to pay for the wall..." +Fuck. I read this as 46 assists and 7 turnovers in his last two games. I was in absolute shock.,But isn't this nearly as impressive? +FWD THEM LIEBRAWLS,Pretty sure grandma doesn't know what Otaku is. +"James Harden Western Conference Player of the Week. Averaged 27 points, 14.3 assists, 9.7 rebounds. Longtime LA buddy DeMar DeRozan in East.",Should have been George Hill again +So if the Pacers beat the Bucs you would call that an upset? The difference of a game or two is nothing only 20 games into the season..,Are they playing football or basketball +Not very accurate considering Elijah and Booker are no longer on this team.,It was published yesterday though +Was talking to a guy a few weeks ago that just moved to Jersey and he was absolutely dumb founded that you need a FID to buy a BB-gun his jaw dropped when I told him about the failed bill to put crossbows in that category as well.,Have you considered you might shoot your eye out? +It's... it's *you!*,;D +It's in the constitution! Read the Bible!,Reddit wouldn't get that even if you added the +Pheromosa also could be based on the word Hermosa the femenine word for beautiful,Or like Aphrodite and Mimosa? +"What's a great under the radar place for great last minute Christmas shopping? Doesn't have to be a hole in the wall, or neccessarily unheard of but for instance, before last year I had never heard of Blue Elephant and it was just the place that I was looking for. Wondering what else has gone under my radar here in Austin",Is heroes and legacies still around? +"While Trump does seem to be more inclined to increase spending (has he mentioned smaller government or deceased spending even once?), it seems to me that the current Congress is a little more committed to reigning in spending than the 2000 Congress was.",They only do that when a Kenyan usurper holds the presidency. +Assuming you have a purple class item engram... I have terrible luck and 15 blue class item engrams. I never seem to get the legendaries for that slot.,can it be a pre RoI purple class item engram? +"That's a Dong Dong, not a Ding Dong.",Double Donger Death +Full legalization? 18 & up? 21? Medical only? Which state agency will regulate? Licences? How will taxes be assessed? Treated like an ag. product or like a medicine? What about the Feds? What do YOU envision?,I picture clowns handing out weed to children. +"Jicama! It's crunchy, sweet, very little calories, and cheap!!",You can bake French fried with olive oil and salt for healthier fries too +"It's not the boomers, we spend more on our military than the next 40 top military spenders combined. That and we fucking love war apparently.",But what do we do if we need to deliver freedom to brown people across the world? +Exact Titan Balancing Numbers: Salvo Core (Tone) does 20 less dmg per rocket. Flight Core (Northstar) does 50 more dmg and finishes 2 seconds shorter. Predator Cannon (Legion) 8-10 less dmg per round.,Tone's tracker cannon has also had a very noticeable rate of fire nerf. +"So you see how the guy has only 264 followers. Then look at the song on his page that is posted here. Not gonna lie and say its a bad song cause I dig it but over 10,000 plays with only 264 likes???????? Little fishy to me. You can buy votes online where these bots in china or wherever just play your songs.","Also, this post had about 30 upvotes in 10 mins" +I'm sure it wasn't exactly easy for Eddie to stick to his gameplan if he gets knocked down within the first minute.,i mean... he said his game plan was to stick more to the ground.... so him getting dropped just speeds that up yeah? +Working from home with these lovely pups today!,What is this working you speak of? +Brazil suddenly conceded 5 goals,That happened while I was taking a shit. +"In a bid to stop the killing of elephants for their tusks, world governments voted at a major conservation conference to urge the closure of all domestic ivory markets. After fierce debate -- including opposition from governments like Namibia and Japan -- the motion was adopted.",Thank god this won't cause black market to skyrocket... +"That troll is always there for me. Every time, never fails.","Same, when I switched to pc he followed" +"Is there an apps out there (iOS) that could consolidate all of my leagues to one app? Hey guys sorry if this is a repost. I am in leagues on yahoo, espn, and CBS and I hate jumping from app to app to check my scores. Are there any apps or websites out there that can keep track of everything in one place?",You lazy MF. +Obama's legacy,Maybe he could get some wins by Executive Ordering them in the few days he has left? +"can anyone please confirm physical Hatsune Miku Diva X(NA version) is 3.60, i'm plan to purchase it and play without update",Project Diva X only requires FW 3.60. +WEEK 13 RECAP THREAD I feel like someone just kicked me in the teeth,Should we quit watching football? +same applies for LCS,Yeah totally it's like an identical scenario. +I think I found my new favorite way to troll as Ana,Outlast 2 is looking fantastic +Feral druid! So many bleeds and buffs to keep track of.,john fucking madden +"No, but posts like this pop up every patch and those people end are generally still playing afterwards. But you are free to stop playing, no one can force you if you don't want to.",Thats why the player numbers only know one way +The campaign has already said that this never happened and no clearances were requested.,Source? +Meanwhile in Australia... Getting fibre any day now... * **FOUR LONG YEARS LATER** Getting fibre any day now...,"Nah, we opted in for copper." +I finally have Zekt to use that Fortitude Oracle elgif on.,~~what i see is a garurumon~~ +What Generation 8 Could Be Called,"[According to the leaks, Necrozma is our third legendary.]" +Big smart.,Yugely smart +Like Trump and HIS Russians,"Or Hillary and her Saudis, Hondurans, Syrians, etc." +Domino's finally read my special instructions!,Mmmmm get that Sharpie ink off-gassing all up in that pizza. +Wait so I can get perma banned for not playing a ranged ADC if I queue bot? Cause i never do when queue and get bot.,"I mean, as long as you are not playing duo mid or duo jungle, while your support tries to keep your bot turret alive till late game." +g3x -pava,who cares +"Call him what he is, a white supremacist. Honestly, alt right gives them legitimacy.","Even white supremacist is too generous, they're neo-nazis" +"This Dumeril's and the Bredl's I posted are my first snakes, actually. But, there are a few snakes in my house already. One roommate has the females of the two that I have (They were breeding pairs with the person we got them from, so there's a female Bredl's and a female Dumeril's) and he also has another female Bredl's that he purchased as a juvenile a few weeks back. Another roommate has a White-sided Texas Rat Snake that just shed (he found the shed this morning) and a Blue-tongued Skink And then *another* roommate has a Ball Python","Do you need any additional roommates, perchance?" +That could have gone better.,Chill Out! +Leaked memo reveals UK planning to exploit Donald Trump's inexperience.,That's quite a surprise. +Why is that?,"Because this guy got cheated on, that means every woman cheats on every man, and there's no such thing as a happy relationship because women are evil and husbands are cucks." +Opens fine for me 'Hello Siri' 'Yes?' 'Open Spotify' *spotify opens* Idk why you're having trouble,Do you still have the stock music app installed? +I find it strange that more people said they were bisexual than Homosexual.,Most recent statistics indicate bisexuals are more common than straight up gay people. +"I'm not attacking your opinion. I'm being critical of your word choice. And again, I would like to know what you want to accomplish from our interaction.",i'm being critical of your word choice oh what a useful waste of everyone's time. +Anyone noticed the math is wrong?,Where? +"Mine too, but to put it in perspective, a girl flashed me her pussy in the high school class. The teacher would just get embarrassed by the content and go, I'm sure everybody in here already knows this. He was obviously right.",Pics or it didn't happen +Nimblerichman is Palmer Luckey. Palmer Luckey is the founder of Oculus. People are pissed that the money they used to buy their Oculus Rifts with is being used to support Trump.,"I want to buy your thing, but you can't use the money for whatever you want." +"I don't worship Sea Salt, I see him more as a role model, someone we all aspire to be.","Because we all aspire to have cocks in our asses, mouths and other orifices 24/7." +"Nah, just misguided",But Niemi has a cup! +He was at his mamma's work :),Very happy to hear that :) +My first time using the Haku Akechi Combo,"AHaku and Akechi do not get along, she is jealous because he looks more moe than her Source: AHaku never went to college and always gives me 3 blue orbs, best waifu DRHaku has a doctorate and always gives me those sexy 9 blue orbs" +When a TV show tries to poke fun of America by implying they would be dumb enough to elect Trump.... only to have them go and elect Trump. I'm sure the writers don't know rather to laugh or cry. At least Sam Simon isn't around to witness it.,"Money, my boy" +Peter vs Lloyd,Why? +Bring Back the history I love ERB but I do agree with people that they need to start doing more history battles or what is the point in the name. I do like the battles that aren't historical but I thought the idea was to teach people more things than what they didn't know before.,TBH I thought the History part meant that the battles are so epic that they'll leave a mark in history +What difficulty are you usually playing? I recall there are some difficulty spikes if you go from normal to hard or hard to lunatic.,Lunatic (sometimes I play in normal) +Wow! What an ending. Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father!,Reported for spoilers. +"No, the media spent the last 18 months showing Trump on video saying things. He specifically said he'd strongly consider appointing supreme court justices who'd overturn gay marriage on a federal level. All the media did was show him saying things. On top of that, his vice president *really* doesn't like gay people.","You're right, the mainstream media is very fair and unbiased." +Maybe he will have good people working for him as president and it won't be so bad.,Bannon is really a temporizing influence +"Early days. I'd be more worried about the lack of female grandparents, or the loss of Targaryen hair color.",Impossible to keep pale hair as the Daynes despite starting with it +Nigga got a Death Note,Just write down the names of people I already hate...karmas a biiii lol +TMW you're such a bad player that the game itself is dominating you,"Nah, its not a glitch its a rather good player called ERRORNAME, he and %killername% are on the same comp team." +Game Thread Week 10: Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-1) VS New York Giants (5-3) Time: 8:30 PM Place: MetLife Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,Glad to tune in for that giants TD and see that we are not calling holding penalties +"You are being deceitful. MMP doesn't eliminate local representation, and with open lists the no additional power is given to the parties (as recommended). Simple, eh?","on top of all, we can play around with the proportion of MPs elected from constituencies and lists to achieve a good balance between majoritarian rule and PR so everyone to please most people" +"Should I Pre-Order planet coaster? I was going to pre-order planet coast on november 9th to get access to the beta, because I have already seen footage of the alpha and it looks very fun. Should I just wait until the final release? It like like $4.50 more to get access to the beta. I feel like it isn't pre-ordering if I have already seen the alpha and it looks really good. What do you guys think? Thanks!",Have you watched others play the game or have you only seen videos by the developers? +"If you can't win discussions online, result to personal attacks.",That was an Elder Scrolls reference doofus +Thanks looks like ill be tokin tonight!!,Hooray! +"What do you love most about your town/neighbourhood? I live just 5-10 mins walking distance from Tampines MRT, and its probably one of the best decisions my parents made to settle in this area. I've got 3 shopping malls, 3 mcdonalds, all the relatively good shopping outlets (which means I don't have to go town just to buy H&M lol) plus the area is gonna get new MRT lines and the Tampines town hub. I don't know about you guys, but Tampines is fucking awesome to me. East side best side!","TLDR of this thread: near mrt, got alot of makan place" +Game Thread: Week 6 - Cincinnati Bengals (2-3) @ New England Patriots (4-1) [](/CIN) Cincinnati Bengals @ [](/NE) New England Patriots Time: 1:00 PM EST Place: Gillette stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,ffs +"TIL that the reason why most of Disney's protagonists are motherless might be because of a personal tragedy Walt Disney himself has experienced in the past wherein his own mother had died, and he felt responsible for her death.","Stories/Movies like Frozen have been created since Walt's death, so regardless of anything else, there's no basis for this whatsoever." +Finally came up with a perfect match for Essie Coat Couture,Omg these are beautiful nails and I'm totally stealing them to impress my in-laws over Thanksgiving! +People are acting like idiots because they are so desperate,Or because they don't have a news source they can trust anymore. +Yeah I'm getting sick of all of this hype. Stop playing politics and release the damn documents.,"Here, Here!" +"And makes the grease roll out when you tip it. If you have enough grease to make your bun soggy, you're doing it wrong.",That's why you always press down on the patty while it's cooking +O M G,Time for a tweak request to bring it to 9.3.3 +"He did try to catch him, and it went exactly as you would expect.","No anyone could do it, Jason Peters isn't shit" +me irl,Damn millennials trying to kill Christmas again! +AB is the most of that group. I would add Jordy and AJ Green to that list.,Terrell Owens too +why does lala always dress like a ghetto pirate,because she thinks she's ghetto +"That's the thing about written agreements. If a nation fails to uphold their agreements, it diminishes the worth of their other agreements and results in other nations being far less likely to uphold them. It is like if five people in the office each agreed to buy lunch one day a week, but fucking Sally brings shitty bologna sandwiches from home every Thursday. Chris and Isabel are a lot less likely to buy Sally lunch on Tuesday and Wednesday with her pulling that shit.",That Sally's a real cunt. +That thread made me rage a little bit.,It's okay because it's a good fit for them and they find therapy to be silly +I'll 'Get Over It' And Accept President Trump The Same Way They Accepted Obama For 8 Years,"When they go low, we go lower, amiright?" +Harvard professor says GOP electors are close to blocking Trump win,...and I'm sure that Bernie is close to becoming the Democratic nominee. +"well hillary is clearly neither very old, nor sick. And she probably has great doctors. so yeah, usually it still takes no less than 7 to 10 days.",TIL being 68 isn't old and being on blood thinners for the rest of your life due to cranial blood clots is perfectly healthy +"Facebook staff mount secret push to tackle fake news, reports say",But don't paid Russian trolls have a right to spew lies on American websites? +"Well, that makes sense. If no-one uses it, then there's no way they can know what's wrong with it. I thought the community hates the Reserve Shooter because it's underpowered.",Insert +Ok. The plus side is I have gotten 3x CC3 crates while trying to play Aquadome...,That's definitely a plus side +Downvotes? Let me laugh even harder... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,Shouldn't you be making fun of normies or complaining about how women don't like you on Red pill? +"Legion's Predator cannon fires custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.",Still cheaper than Navy bullets +Google will soon ban fake news sites from using its ad network,"Maybe not too little, but too late." +Episode 77 - Spear and Loathing in Lost Places,ahhhhhh they mentioned the discord! +The Trump Kids Are (Definitely Not) Alright,"And Chelsea married a hedge fund manager, but HRC told those banks to cut it out." +"Princess, The Log, & Minions Have an Awsome Interaction I always found the three way interaction between these cards really cool. People use log for it's strong ground defence. However, becuase it can't hit air, people use minions to exploit the lesser air defence. To counter that people use the princess because she is strong aiagnst minions. But log counters princess. It's like a Pokemon fire grass water type interaction. The Log counter princess but loses to minions. Minions counter the log but loses to princess. Princess counters minions but loses to the log. Anybody else find an interesting interaction like this?",Yeah I love it when my minions counter a the log +"Are you kidding, I'd grind for that in a heartbeat",I'd grind for you in a heartbeat +Weak to poison. Weak to fireball. Weak to ice golem. Weak to zap. Weak to beatdown. I'm not exactly sure why you think this would be the meta?,skeletons to beat up the all of the clones! +Risky click of the day. Survived this time.,Almost got fired for that one +"This is not really accurate, princess is not a direct counter to minions. She can kill them, but not before the do heavy damage to whatever they are targeting. She can't one shot minions and depending on timing and placement she might not even kill them before they take out the tank or whatever they were targeting.","Minions on bridge (enemy) + princess on tower (defence) = no enemy damage done, princess untouched." +Wife's family Christmas celebration... So very much so.,I feel your pain +"That movie should be required viewing for both sides of the debate. I think many people believe women have third trimester abortions out of laziness or panic, when in reality so many, if not almost all, are done because something went horribly wrong in the very profoundly complex process of creating a human being. It's an eye opening doc to say the least.","Vessel is really good aswell , not sure if it's still on Netflix" +Laundry is harder than it looks,It looks like the grand wizard had a botched hand transplant. +Classic Void Prison into Ring of Frost.,"This, Easy set up, huge team wipe potential." +Do you have sex with the inside? No. You have it with the outside.,"Well, then one of us is having sex completely incorrectly." +9 Reasons Why PolitiFact Is Unqualified to Label 'Fake News' -,"While what he said was 100% factually true, it was said in a way we don't like so we rate this MOSTLY FALSE" +Might I ask what you use a 5 inch bay for?,hot pocket heater +the pencil ruined my life,the pencil erased my family +"Well the 3ds has a 360p screen, so 720p will still be a big upgrade. As long as it's hd imo it will suffice.",I thought it was 240p +If they EU makes its own army France is going to have to do everything anyways so this is just a warm up.,.. what? +So how about a 100% tariff on French wine? Got plenty of grapes in California for everyone!,Until we leave and join Canada! +"They only want super attractive women with flawless skin to not wear makeup, too. If a woman with acne were to not cover it up I'm sure he would think down of her. I feel like guys who know nothing about makeup should stop trying to give women beauty advice regarding makeup.","Also with dark, long eyelashes and dark brows that have no light patches." +numai fiti saraci si mancati pringles saraciilor lasati laysu si codurile voastre numai cumparati pungi cu aer pfffff,Subscriu +The hell they did what world are you living in? Name these supposed policies of his they adopted.,Off the top of my head was his policy on higher education. +I did it Reddit! I reached my objective for this season! I know you dont care but it means a lot for me.,I know you don't care :'( PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND TELL ME I AM GOOD +Andy Serkis To Reprise Role As Klaw in Black Panther,"Man, Andy Serkis sure has changed." +LET'S JUST FUCKING SCRIPTMONKEY DELETE EVERYTHING WE SAY.,K +Debris Unlock Does anyone know what level you unlock Debris? I keep getting killed by people using it and it seems so OP! I assume its a mortar attachment? I really hope in todays patch they include it in the loadout menu and nerf it.,"YEAH, I WANT TO UNLOCK DEBRIS TOO!" +Boycott Amy Schumer's new biography! I can't believe she found a publisher...,So *SHE'S* the reason people say the sea levels are rising...I'm finally a believer. +"Element TD, man.","Underwhelmed, prefer gemtd" +Why not release more power to those Mayors so they can raise and keep their own money?,That sounds too much like actual devolution to me! +"wow thanks dude. i got the same problem as OP, will try that out later. tried to fix it on my own by installing up to date gfx card driver, check integrity of game cache, delete config.cfg etc, adding params like -fullscreen -freq 60.. nothing helped.","It removing video.txt doesn't work, try to open the video.txt file in a text editor and change the resolution values to your monitors native resolution." +"Was I an alcoholic in college, or frugal?","No, or you would have bought a pint of potters" +"To be fair most pc players complain when graphics aren't up to snuff on a recent game. Graphics fidelity is not a platform exclusive problem, it just so happens that peasants tend to go back on their previous statements of glorifying graphical fidelity when they are proved to not have 'won' the argument","PC players complain about graphics because the game should be able to look much better and still perform well on their system, while console players complain because it's the best they get without moving platforms entirely." +Windows 10. just be done with it.. .if you wanna game... stop trying to make it happen.. it's not going to happen.,"Wrong subreddit, buddy." +And people bashing protestors saying they are cry babies. W T F,Yeah love how they went from if Hillary wins grab your guns it's CIVIL WAR to omg these sore losers need to accept the results and respect the president +Who mans is this?,You can see his nuts lol +"What is the single best upgrade you have made to your system? This will obviously be harder to answer for people that did full system overhaul's vs piece by piece upgrades, but what is the single best upgrade you've made to your system, and why?","I replaced my stock optical from my TV to my soundbar with a $10,000 Audioquest cable." +"But only if we get rid of Ruff. You know, The guy that got the Stars back into the playoffs and help win us the division.",He could also change his stance on Ruff over the next 2 years. +The popular vote is ignored because of an outdated way to do elections.,I'm sure it all worked flawlessly when Obama was elected though. +"So I grew up playing Halo 3 and it died, is it sad that I'm more excited to play Halo Online then any over game on my GTX 1070. So after working for my dad for a year he brought me PC parts and I built the PC, I have to wait until Christmas to use it though. My new build's main specs: EVGA GTX 1070/i5 6500/8GB DDR4. I'm more excited for this than any other game which I find weird considering over the past few years I've bought tonnes of games for my new PC, stuff like Fallout 4, Battlefield 1, Dark Souls 3 recently and some older intensive titles like ARMA 3 etc. Yet I'm more excited for this mainly because it's basically reliving my childhood.","Yes, you should be sad" +How was my comment making fun of anyone for their religious beliefs?,"It's hard to have a rational discussion with people who believe that the Earth is 6,000 years old and that humanity started with a talking snake and a magic tree." +"To respond to all the reports: We're gonna allow this post. Not because we hate Mattis but because we'd allow it for literally anyone else and we don't give two shits about anyone's cult, no matter who they are.",They don't think it be like it is. +Be careful. This community is sometimes the most toxic and hateful thing to people,"I've been in other communities, and this is probably the best online community i have been to, no joke." +"Bro, you're getting overly torn up on this. I really don't give a shit about the Washington Racial Slurs and you shouldn't care about the Dallas Cowgirls. Feel free to cry some more about the fact that we swept you but I really don't care.",Lol I love it when someone has no argument so they just tell the other person to calm down when there was never any sign of anger in the first place +Play the Oneplus 3T minigame while you wait for the official release!,Great post! +"This is what people don't understand. Young guys like myself would be drafted and made to fight, and I am NOT down to go to war. :(","don't you realize, thats how gender equality works you sexist pig" +I'M SCARED I'M MOVIN ON!!,nice +That means every major news outlet is now banned. CNN ABC CBS FOXNEWS NBC & MSNBC are all fake news outlets,Deep bro. +"Of all the things that didnt happen, this didnt happen the most",Don't you know everyone here is platinum or diamond +"Avoid watching TV news all together, it is trash.",That's why I use facebook as my news source! +I just misread it.,It's okay! +"I will not defend Clinton, but did you say that the man who just settled a huge fraud case seems honest?",I was satirising the thought process of people who thought Trump was more honest than Clinton +AA nerfed :/,Cloth and wood are superior armor material... +I guess so. You guys only know how to name-call anymore. It's why you lost on November 8th.,Ladies and gentlemen: projection +"I wonder how many have jobs. Judging by the mug shot and political affiliation, my guess is zero.","Gotta keep that class warfare going, am I right?" +Former Viking denies statement by Former Viking Artis Hicks saying that he denied a statement made by a Former Viking denying a statement about Former Viking that a Former Viking denied having a bounty scandal.,Saints did cheat though. +Plotting to kill. You left out a key part of the quote.,well are they going to kill him or murder him ? +"That line's about as straight as I am. Seriously. I've seen fat dude's asses less lumpy than that reflection. It's all the fuck over the place. And I already said it's not glass. I answered that. I fucking grew up with a pair of those in my parent's bedroom, and even in the '80s the damn thing wasn't glass. It was plastic, so it wouldn't shatter if some dill hole slammed the damn thing.","All reflective surfaces are plastic and not glass/mirrors because you grew up with something like that, got it!" +It was a protest Is the point,Yeah but he said literally. +Hi sabrina!,Haha +"This is straight up the best unfinished game I've ever played. I'm not being facetious - I really mean that it was the best cinematic experience I've ever witnessed, despite the rushed ending. There's no elephant here. Konami screwed the pooch on late-stage development, and it shows. The game isn't broken, and it isn't anything short of amazing, but it's obvious that there was so much more that could have been great. And that *could have been* absolutely hurts me, especially as someone who jumped into Kojima's ambitions as my first PSX game and haven't pulled the brake since. I bought GZ and TPP at launch. I'm disappointed it was cut short. I have absolutely no regrets. Play this game.","It's not unfinished, it's the phantom pain you're experiencing" +"Captain Nieves Fernandez, the only known Filipino female guerilla leader (and former school teacher), shows US Army Pvt. Andrew Lupiba how she used her long knife to silently kill Japanese soldiers during the Japanese occupation of Leyte Island (1944)",The soldier is Matt Damon! +0% chance UL is above Clemson,But UL has the better loss +"Hmm, well I bet fixing electoral college bracketing would be easier than abolishing the it as a whole.","Either way I'd be fine with, assuming the delegates actually stuck to voting based on their platforms when elected." +Kona Blue + Supermoon,I see only one of the two things you advertised in your title in this picture :\ +"You can't expect any sane man to sit through 7 hours of film, its too much for one sitting",Good thing I'm insane! +You mean the 5th generation Ukrainians that are literally only Ukrainian in name being upset about Russia taking back a part of the country that wasn't even part of Ukraine when their immigrant ancestors left?,Ya and Canada should be returned to the natives +"Me too, do you have a custom fan profile set up, because that lowers my temperature by alot",can confirm: custom Fan Curve: not even hitting 60C stock Fan Curve: around 75C and the Fans are silent with Headphones one up to 70% Fan Speed. +"It's because the majority of the american jail system is a for profit business. They want as many people are possible, so to them it's a perfect situation","Capitalism will solve it, even though it's the problem" +"Religion has nothing to do with it. Comments like, this +1 and agreed tend to get hate because it doesn't add to the discussion and should have just been an upvote.",Agreed +I always preferred to call him Chilly Brad. He looks like a dorky dad not an NFL offensive coordinator.,"In 2009 he had a beard so I started calling him the less than creative name, Beard Childress." +Guess the moral of this story is to not seek out sado-masochistic hookups with meth heads on Grindr. Should be easy enough.,you forgot the +"They're not. Anyone who says they are besides someone who lives in South Africa is a liar. The South African version (Mandrax) isn't even the same dosage/potency. Even if someone showed me ludes, I wouldn't trust it. If anything it's a knock off containing lower amounts of diazepam. Way more addictive then Benzos",But blacking out is fun +Slight problem I'm a brit we don't really have goodwill or thrift stores (where I live) so erm... yeah...,eBay works. +That's kinda like asking wouldn't HVAC repairman know how to repair a washing machine?,Well generally speaking programmers a more tech savvy that most people +"Oh come on, stop saying they were the only reason that happened. If that was true, IMT should be going to worlds and playing just like last year's FNC, right? But they're not. The whole package was the reason FNC was good last year, everyone was playing world class and the team was playing as a really good team. This year, besides having a downgrade in both top and jung, the rest of the team is also individually worse than before and... This year's FNC never got to be a team, actually",Febiven was really good but Rekkles and Yellowstar weren't. +Why did Let's Look At: The Forest go unlisted this month?,s p o o k y +I don't even like those natzis and their intro is freaking BA,"Nazi, sorry, I'm a spelling nazi." +Everyone coming in here wondering why Nintendo would choose a Rooster Teeth convention to display their newest product remember what month it is. I think RTX Sydney is the only gaming convention I can think of in February that is big enough to justify the expense.,They should've had it ready for CES +"Something Tranzit does very well I went back and played a game of Tranzit and I noticed it pulls off the post-apocalyptic setting very well. I happen to really like this setting. The thunder, the broken down cars and fog, yes the fog. It all adds ups well.",DAE Tranzit is actually a good map hahah XD +Hold a conversation in which they do 90% of the talking and it's mostly preaching about themselves,And then they don't ask you any questions about yourself but you feel too awkward to interject anything so you just sit there in quiet resentment +"Yeah, try living in utah as a 25 year old black man and get back to me. No community, no peers, no night life means a terrible quality of life.","Bro, just don't be black in Utah" +Cardinals are eliminated! Good riddance.,FUCK THE CARDINALS MARRY THE GIANTS #KILL THE METS +r/politics advocating secession with a straight face. +10,That's pretty racist of them to want to secede +life's too short to be driving boring cars \m/,Car is lit though +"PSN allows custom banners now, ! I can even see non friend ones in their profiles, I don't know how they moderate it but if PSN can offer something like that why can't Live?",We're not grown up +"Nah, the answer to that is easy, it's because they're not willing to let you have your way with them, but you really want to.","Oh fair enough, when you put it that way it does seem pretty reasonable" +Economic anxiety?,Concern trolling probably +Scotland,its Wales not Scotland +Which players from your team have improved/regressed the most this season?,Ian Cole has improved Dumoulin and Daley look worse though +What about the men? Or is your comment only for lesbians?,"Don't be silly, men are supposed to have sex, it's women's job to say no!" +ill informed voters with no knowledge as to how things actually work vote against their own interest based on fanciful lies. More at 11.,"but we have to listen to their concerns and points, no matter how nonsensical they happen to be." +"Will Rust ever be a game that can be fun in moderation? For me this is paramount. I *love* this game's potential but the decision I face when considering playing it are this: Should I play Rust, where I need to find a group usually and devote 4 hours a night to, where I'm really only having fun 10 minutes out of each hour, and will eventually lose all my work in 5 minutes... Or should I play another game I have, that is fun almost the entire time I'm playing it, and that doesn't require a time commitment and inevitable letdown? My honeymoon phase with the game has ended. I wish it the best, but until it can hold it's weight when compared to other games it will only be a game I watch other people's highlights of on Youtube.",Hit the nail on the head here OP. +Jaguar Racing | Noodle Announced as Global Ambassador,Racing is cool now imo +Bill Mitchell: Trump runs a massive international organization. Why would he be surprised at staffing requirements? THIS is WHAT HE DOES.,"To be fair, ti's not like the had all the excellent experience that Obama came to the job with." +"Palombella Rossa, di Moretti. prima che Moretti si rincoglionisse di successo.","Ah, quello della birra?" +Morimoto LED C-Lights / LED Concepts Color Changing Halo Kit Installed them myself I can answer any questions people might have about them. Can I post product links here? I don't know the rules about that kind of stuff.,"I'm gonna have to get those c-lights, I hate how the stock ones don't fill the full C. Stock c-lights look just like eyebrows lol." +Yeah there are quite a few Polish developers. Highly recommend This War of Mine if others are curious about it. Excellent game.,"Yeah, I heard it is a very compelling game and something I am willing to try out although not at this time." +How'd he do that?,"Keanu, the Key and Peele movie." +Except it's not being presented in that way at all and if you knew anything about stats you'd know the numbers are still usable and relevant.,Great rebuttal! +that information eventually makes it way to them (see fake Facebook news). When I go home I meet very nice people who are full of contrary views and they do not even know it. On the one hand if a Nazi were threatening a black man they would step in for the black guy in a heart beat....but on the other hand they will also make comments like black people don't tip as much or they just want government handouts Again for emphasis these are very nice and genuine people but they buy into just enough of the lies.,but some of my best friends are black! +This is not normal. This is not OK. This is batshit insane. What the fuck is going on that we're having to discuss stuff like this in relation to the President Elect?,It's not as crazy as using your personal email for work. +Stick to one comment or shut up.,Vvn vvvx vvvp vvvx ver vvx vvgr ver vvx +"I buy foldgers coffee, sargento cheeses, oscar meyer meats, colgate house supplies and wal-mart brand everything else. I will continue my boycott of these shitty companies tho.",how american of you.. +THESE MODERATORS ARE NAZI CUCKS,Can we just take a second to appreciate how great the word cuck is? +And the Bears organization is the one to do that for a QB?,Yea man they have such a good track record of developing quarterbacks. +"How do you like the dx6i ? Everyone is so pro-taranis, I'd love to other opinions.","I'm plannng on modifying my dx5e to run everything off an arduino, hopefully it works out." +Is it heavily edited and manipulated in photoshop?,You can tell it's photoshopped because of the way that it is +You decided not to choose between the candidates by picking someone who is of no consequence whatsoever.,The contradiction is real.. +How did Eastern Michigan go from a 1-11 season to a 7-6 season in 1 year? Eastern Michigan has had 1 and 2 win seasons the last few years and they just went 7-5 during the regular season this year and got to a bowl. Can someone explain how they went from so bad to a decent team so quickly?,They lost 5 less games. +Terrorists. They are terrorists.,"Yeah, but they are terrorizing Muslims... so no biggie." +"Alan Dershowitz is one of the most respected Jewish attornies in the country. And yes if his Jewish friends describe no anti semitism I'll take that over a disgruntled employee who left Breitbart under bad conditions. Btw, he might still be a sack of shit, but watching Reddit throw around the cliched buzzwords is no better.",I'm sure his abused ex-wife was just trying to spread bad rumors too. +POSSIBLE SPOILERS Are you able to get starters from other gens in sun and moon?!,So far I've seen people say they got the Johto and Unova starters by island scanning. +"Just describe your problem here, I don't want to watch a 6 minute video","Judging by the thumbnail, I'm going with license issue for the Nepal aid special shader and emblem." +"Because it's supposed to to show him as a nice person. He's nice to people around him. It implies he likes kids, but you're not supposed to immediately go PAEDOPHILE! like you're some soccer mom at the park. You're supposed to think this is a good kid.",Then on your second watch it has a different tone... +The issue is people would setup bots to farm OW cases.,"You have Turing tests for this, a simple captcha (image based) would stop any botting" +That's the thing I hate about white people. Buncha slow unathletic midgets.,Seriously! +My Mac Pro and my AFEDRI SDR. No question about it. And I have a BIG radio collection.,Why do you say that? +A Tribe Called Quest Video Tribute In Honor Of Their Last Album.,Their garms are too wavy +kek,kek +Is there anyway we could get Dylan as the 2016 SOTY?,"Tbh I doubt he would even have wanted that... I get the vibe that he'd feel it was patronizing and a little lame... Don't think the dude was in it for awards, either!" +So if it's harder than mythic dungeons... does that mean no LFG for it? That'll be a pain in the ass for casuals.,Anything without the queue is harder for casuals imo. +My wife and I are planning a road trip around that area of Canada. Could you recommend anywhere worth visiting? We want to go from Calgary to Vancouver via Branff national park. Thanks!,How long are you planning your trip for? +"Mint hate? I've been experimenting with Linux for years. In college, using Fedora, I wrote a text based game in Vi. I did a number of Raspberry Pi projects last year and fell in love with Debian based OS's. I converted a few month ago and have been using and loving Mint. There seems to be a general hatred towards Mint, I'm wondering why?",I'm more curious why people use mint instead of ubuntu with cinnamon DE. +Hunter catch a duck midair after shooting him.,Not crazy about hunting but I'd buy that person a beer. +"Dunkey's videos are either really funny, or decently insightful. You can tell he has a ton of passion for what he is doing.",Is that why he got banned from league of legends for being toxic? +Yeah it would have to otherwise hes nearly useless. Also the shield can take damage and parts break off after 15-20 shots.,He bought his shield from Walmart. +"I see him picked a lot in console, on PC he's picked for fun, not when you're actually trying to win.",I never see Fuze in plat/diamond ranked on XB1 +This may as well be Greek to me,"I don't speak Greek either, but my guess is: he accelerated when he should have swallowed his pride and reversed off the rock" +"Dear Creepers... Dear Creepers, You have officially crossed the line. I was fine when the first time I met you, on my first night playing Minecraft. I chalked it up to a learning curve and moved on. I died many many more times to you as I progressed in the game, but I never hated you for it. I came back to the game recently, after a nice long break. Apparently, your grudge for me has yet to have abated. I wasn't mad when two of you snuck up on me and strategically knocked me into a pool of lava and not only killed me, but also destroyed both sets of enchanted diamond armor I had been saving up levels to complete. Foolish me for not paying attention and carrying them around rather than stashing them. I wasn't mad when I was bringing back several blocks of diamond ore and you knocked me into lava. I should have that dungeon lit up better. But today, you crossed the line. When you blew up beside me, causing the lava pit I had just made in my blacksmith to begin to flow, I was more worried about getting myself to safety and refilling my health bar. Then, the sounds of dying villagers reached my ears. Oh, no. I watched as the flames spread over the house my villagers were currently stored in. Watched as they bobbed up and down, watched as all of my villagers perished the most painful of deaths. A zombie siege had wiped out my first batch of villagers. Without a zombie spawner in sight, I had to capture and cure to get the two you killed. Many were lost before I perfected my technique. They were the chance for a new beginning. Suddenly, I feel the need to craft a lot of TNT.",Sounds like your real nemesis is lava. +"For whoever downvoted this, this is essentially official policy. If any American citizen is brought to the Hague for warcrimes the official US position is that we are to invade and extract them.",Yeah I can really see the US going to war with Netherlands (so basically Europe - some state which have ICBM) and landing troops on the ground just to save one guy's butt from jail - a guy who likely has a lot on his conscience if he is indicted to begin with. +"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck you Cam, you entitled cunt.","If that's how you feel now, i wonder how you'll feel when he helps destroy the redskins playoff hopes." +My game crashed and when I relaunched my Zeru friend turned into an avatar...,Now what if this is reversible? +Live SmackDown Live Discussion Thread - November 15th 2016 Welcome to the live thread! This'll be more fleshed out sometime between 5 and 6pm PST :P,**WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK** +You should have filed your VA claim before getting out. Doing it now will make it take 100x longer.,Can't he contact an advocate in his city and have that person help him with his claim? +NSFW Pfeiffer Syndrome,Stop breeding. +Exactly what I'm doing. Smith has been pretty consistent and getting Charles back will only help him.,That schedule is beautiful +Why are guys like this?,Why do people have to make blanket statements about an entire subset of human beings? +"High School altered my report card 10 years ago. I was told by a family member in Administration that the nurse mistakenly thought I was diagnosed with ADHD, and when she had seen that I had failed all four semesters of a math class while receiving no tutoring or other accommodations, she requested that I be moved onto the next grade anyway. I don't understand how that works, but each of my end of semester report cards had failing grades of 40s and 50s, yet the end of the year report card showed that I had 65s for every semester; the bare minimum to pass. As a 15 year old I was happy that I didn't have to repeat a year, but as an adult I realize how badly it screwed me. I barely managed to get through high school while being told I need to go to college. It was a college prep charter school so not applying to college was never really an option. I was encouraged by teachers, staff, and my councilors to apply to a 4 year school despite my grades. Everyone who considered going to a 2 year college was talked out of it by staff and councilors. Student loans and 4 year college were the only paths presented to us. Neddless to say I flunked out and racked up close to 30k in student loans with nothing to show for it. I've been in a deep depression ever since, almost 5 years now. The worst part is that I was diagnosed with Tourettes at 9, which has a 50% co morbidity with ADHD, so I most likely do have ADHD. In fact I'm sure I do. If I had failed that class like I was supposed to perhaps it would have triggered some sort of evaluation, and I would have gotten treatment while I was still covered by my parent's insurance. Now I can't afford the nueropsych exam I need for my insurance to be willing to cover treatment, not to mention my student loan repayments. I know it's a stretch but is there ANYTHING I can to to help my situation?","Even if there was a cause of action against the school, and even if OP could prove the grades were changed, It is pretty much certain the statue of limitations would have already expired." +"MAPLE LEAF HOCKEY IS BACK YES IT MAY JUST BE THE ROOKIE TOURNAMENT, BUT IT IS FINALLY HERE. I'VE BEEN FORCED TO SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY INSTEAD OF ENJOYING HOCKEY FOR THE LAST SEVERAL MONTHS, AND NOW IT IS FINALLY OVER. GO LEAFS GO",LMAO the caption +Good. I hope intel dies slow. They built they're empire on pure anti-competitive practices. I'll always remember you fondly AMD ;_;,You should look at AMD's stocks .. +"Warren to President-Elect Trump: You Are Already Breaking Promises by Appointing Slew of Special Interests, Wall Street Elites, and Insiders to Transition Team",A president not doing what they said while running.. SHOCKING +"As I responded to another commenter, they are weirdly inconsistent right now. I think this tournament will dictate a lot of trades in the coming weeks.",It's that but it's also the fact that an lol worthy Navi played on nuke...have they ever/do they even play nuke? +sure I'll add you now.,"thanks, very much." +"So, you still jumped out of a plane for him. So congrats?","No, he jumped out if a plane *for himself*." +"Great shield, magic (great) sheild, crystal soul spear. Hide behind the shield, wait for an opening spam soul spears till the boss dies.",Sure sounds fun