生成一篇包含五个句子的随机短文，要求其中包含一个名词短语、一个从句、一个感叹句、一个比喻和一个反讽语句。
The stubborn dog, with her tail between her legs, finally admitted that she had eaten the cake. "I can't believe it," exclaimed the baffled baker, watching the scene. As the truth sank in, he realized the dog had been the perfect metaphor for his ungrateful customers. "Oh, sure, let's just blame the dog," he muttered sarcastically.