uncanny river through the uncanny desert past the uncanny ocean and on a whole other uncanny continent it was crazy and then they like i don't even get the the whole where like he's putting his impression on the i'm like what the shit's that even mean i don't understand i don't i don't know at one point there was a line where he literally says to the main character whatever her name bella he's like bella you know all those times that you were like into me that wasn't you that was your kid i'm just like i can't i've never in my life seen anything that insane and here's the thing i kind of love it it's so crazy that i'm like ooh green lit this to exist and then they're like playing the chess on their honeymoon or whatever that's all they're doing i hate that yeah no i i told i told granddaughter numerous times i said if this was my honeymoon if i was trapped on an island even with the person that i loved and all we had was the ocean and chess i would literally go crazy just that's all they had chess sex in the beach and for many people that sounds romantic for me i'm like wait so after we're done banging and sitting in the ocean for an hour then what we just sit around day and play chess that sucks that sucks there's got to be other stuff right like there has to be i mean i guess you could go explore the jungle but i'm not getting bit up yeah i'm on my honeymoon yeah they gotta have so they gotta have tv right they didn't have tv they didn't have to they had a boat and a house and i guess when you own a whole island you kind of your priorities change i guess that's still pretty dumb when you're a vampire who's lived for several hundred years and you finally marry a teenager you know because that's normal um
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