much happier because i go okay eight o'clock i'm gonna read what the left got to say nine o'clock i'm gonna read what the right got to say boom i'm ready for my day yeah i'll make my own decision right here in the middle you don't have to be in the middle it's PROFANITY_TOKEN hard we tried to do it it murdered us we did it for months and it was so PROFANITY_TOKEN difficult to do to thread that needle every single day i understand why both of them don't they're basically comics comics just come through with the premise right they're like hey why are dudes bad yeah boom tell us and then other people go why are women bad boom tell us right much easier it's a much easier way to make a living way more entertaining huh it's way more entertaining to watch yeah watching objective PROFANITY_TOKEN is boring it's facts we're feelings we like feelings dude that's why that's why honestly fox news is so PROFANITY_TOKEN entertaining because they will find a way to just defend anything like they will and somebody will come on that show and they will do it they will get someone it doesn't matter what the PROFANITY_TOKEN it is they will get someone to come out there and be like yep totally understand why he had to shoot those people in the head yeah they're americans but they stay in afghanistan too long they'll just find a way to defend whatever the PROFANITY_TOKEN it is and you're like oh how is he gonna do it it feels like you're watching a comic it really does and i just care less about the left-wing argument it's just not as interesting just like i care less about the left-wing argument from a comic right like if they're going to go up there and be like we need equal rights for everybody easy okay yeah sure great yeah obviously jump off the high dive that's not right tell me why midges shouldn't get library cards make an argument that is so PROFANITY_TOKEN absurd that i'm gonna want to keep listening yeah so of course the right-wing media is gonna run the internet it's just way more digestible it's fun it's sweet it's candy even if you don't agree with it i wonder how many people just watch it like let me see what these crazy PROFANITY_TOKEN say i really wonder of course the left-wing media PROFANITY_TOKEN is dying right because you don't have trump to push back against and everything that joe rogan is your trump you're reaching that's right they're trying to make jokes rogan is your trump your region and i was thinking about how you don't get sued i guarantee you they cleared that headline with uh with whatever their legal department was can we say this is technically a drug that gets used on horses sometimes yeah so we have it it's so funny to see like the grifters who just like made all their their money they made got all their clicks off of trump just scrambled for their new bad guy all right guys we're gonna take a break from this exclusive patreon clip because we are all adults here and some of us need to choose nicotine to relax focus or just unwind after a long day and lucy nicotine is a company that was created to help nicotine users find a cleaner option and
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