oh my god boys this is a long brief to do this we are about one tenth of the way today this is actually our very first sponsorship of the podcast i don't think we need to tell them that this is our very first i think that that is coming across quite obviously yeah why would anyone sponsor we're finally making money we had to get on our dirty crusty knees to beg for this company we had to suck off the ceo of gamer subs he literally this is the only way you can talk in our mouth yes mcnasty mcnasty just could not bring himself to give us a single cent so we had to beg a third-party company yes we had to suck the ceo's big old gamer subs filled penis yeah maybe possibly can say that no i don't think we could say no good segway it's not slander it does they they have literally been sending us PROFANITY_TOKEN for like literal PROFANITY_TOKEN like they've been sending us flavors for like six months now despite the fact that we like just started actually talking about it and there has not been a single bad flavor yet it genuinely is good it's not dog PROFANITY_TOKEN like my neighbors my neighbors actually think that i'm in like a cartel because of all the random powdered packages that i keep at my front door yeah mine gets sent to my parents house so they always just yeah there's some drug smuggling happening no it's actually good stuff though i i i really like the strawberry one very very very good i only threw up twice yeah my pee is related with no water i do i actually i take the little scooper and i just boop it into my mouth and then i slam a bottle of water like a real PROFANITY_TOKEN man people have people have been having heart attacks from that recently okay don't what do you mean that's not how you're supposed to do this stuff but people people have been like uh what is it called dry scooping people have been dry scooping like pre pre-workout i'm a dry scooper i'm a dry guy why are we why are we saying this in the middle of an adventure we've all done ad reads we should know better than that it tastes really good it tastes even better when you use our code goons for ten percent off you mix the scoop two scoops with five hundred milliliters if you're a PROFANITY_TOKEN if you're a PROFANITY_TOKEN no if you if you wanna live this is what you do okay i just want to point out the the brief says the first NUMBER_TOKEN uses will get killed who PROFANITY_TOKEN up the brief again what do you think all right what are we what are we actually saying here the first NUMBER_TOKEN users will get free shipping yes the first NUMBER_TOKEN people will get PROFANITY_TOKEN with free shipping okay the first NUMBER_TOKEN people to use our code goons for ten percent off on g steps we'll get NUMBER_TOKEN off and free shipping very true and free shipping coding goons if you don't know how to spell that's
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN oh my god boys this is a long brief to do this we are about one tenth of the way today this is actually our very first sponsorship of the podcast i don't think we need to tell them that this is our very first i think that that is coming across quite obviously yeah why would anyone sponsor we're finally making money we had to get on our dirty crusty knees to beg for this company we had to suck off the ceo of gamer subs he literally this is the only way you can talk in our mouth yes mcnasty mcnasty just could not bring himself to give us a single cent so we had to beg a third-party company yes we had to suck the ceo's big old gamer subs filled penis yeah maybe possibly can say that no i don't think we could say no good segway it's not slander it does they they have literally been sending us PROFANITY_TOKEN for like literal PROFANITY_TOKEN like they've been sending us flavors for like six months now despite the fact that we like just started actually talking about it and there has not been a single bad flavor yet it genuinely is good it's not dog PROFANITY_TOKEN like my neighbors my neighbors actually think that i'm in like a cartel because of all the random powdered packages that i keep at my front door yeah mine gets sent to my parents house so they always just yeah there's some drug smuggling happening no it's actually good stuff though i i i really like the strawberry one very very very good i only threw up twice yeah my pee is related with no water i do i actually i take the little scooper and i just boop it into my mouth and then i slam a bottle of water like a real PROFANITY_TOKEN man people have people have been having heart attacks from that recently okay don't what do you mean that's not how you're supposed to do this stuff but people people have been like uh what is it called dry scooping people have been dry scooping like pre pre-workout i'm a dry scooper i'm a dry guy why are we why are we saying this in the middle of an adventure we've all done ad reads we should know better than that it tastes really good it tastes even better when you use our code goons for ten percent off you mix the scoop two scoops with five hundred milliliters if you're a PROFANITY_TOKEN if you're a PROFANITY_TOKEN no if you if you wanna live this is what you do okay i just want to point out the the brief says the first NUMBER_TOKEN uses will get killed who PROFANITY_TOKEN up the brief again what do you think all right what are we what are we actually saying here the first NUMBER_TOKEN users will get free shipping yes the first NUMBER_TOKEN people will get PROFANITY_TOKEN with free shipping okay the first NUMBER_TOKEN people to use our code goons for ten percent off on g steps we'll get NUMBER_TOKEN off and free shipping very true and free shipping coding goons if you don't know how to spell that's END_SPONSOR_TOKEN