happens it will be in the streets of the united states this time it's going to come on onto this this turf which is going to be great which is going to be great because we you know listen i'm telling you man and listen we're going to need all the weapons we can get okay we're going to need guns bombs you know so when the war starts you're going to go right to journalism what are you going to do for the war effort when the war begins when world war well no first of all you want to be honest with you when world war NUMBER_TOKEN begins is is that's when i think most likely is i'm going to probably uh because i'm too scared to fight i'm too scared to fight the war so i think what i'll do is uh immediately go transgender and i'll start making uniforms for the soldiers that's what i'll do i'll become a woman else uh oh vinnie you okay okay i thought she was just coming in gonna yell um okay um what kind of outfits are the boys going to wear um how what would i want the united states to work honestly honestly i would like i think the us is i think the us's new colors um i think the us's new colors i like their colors i like the fatigue i like the army fatigue green um but maybe i would say i would like them to uh for the uniforms to be pink for breast cancer awareness that's what i'd like is i want them all to be pink for breast cancer awareness and i want um and and dude how about this at the dolphins game at the dolphins game somebody it was on barstool we saw this somebody paid like real money i'm sure to have uh a proposal where they proposed to their girlfriend on camera at the dolphins game and they put the camera on them and the girlfriend wasn't at her seat she was like in the bathroom at concession so we were just in the stadium at halftime being like what's gonna happen and then it cut right they like cut out of it with no explanation we're like that was somebody PROFANITY_TOKEN up right there somebody just PROFANITY_TOKEN up because you know the i don't know if she was gonna say yes or no but i was like and i i wound up seeing it on bar so i was like damn bro i was like yo i mean of all the times you have to go take a PROFANITY_TOKEN when you when your proposal at the dolphins game but dude the dolphins game was fun i wound up on a bus i wound up on a bus with NUMBER_TOKEN other guys uh who were off-duty firefighters and retired firefighters one of them got drunk and we'll put this episode we'll put this clip at URL_TOKEN christy comedy we'll put the clip that i'm uh going to tell pimp about and by the way also at URL_TOKEN christy comedy tt jerry's bucket list episode number three where we bought her a car is up if you want to like just have a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart around the holidays go join the patreon get it for a family member or a friend or just get it for yourself it's only as little as five dollars that episode genuinely made me cry i was like to to and
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