And this is the most screwed up Ubisoft release in recent years Russian and British batch of discs switched. Because those languages are identical. All the proud Italian people have been insulted by the lack of a voiceover. While the average Russian Ivan, asks for at least subtitles from the games At least not on the face. Instead of donated currency, in the store now, credits As if pointing: Be not afraid to ask for credit And the real feature of Far Cry NUMBER_TOKEN is a new slogan of Ubisoft: You mustn't insult nobody, you mustn't offend nobody, you mustn't make nobody angry And if good old crazy badass We can pre-order right now for a unique offer NUMBER_TOKEN plus NUMBER_TOKEN, NUMBER_TOKEN, or NUMBER_TOKEN thousand rubles Who will you choose Us?! Or us?!! Something in Far Cry will never come back Beautiful Far Away Don't Be Cruel to Meо But enjoying a good story won't stop you from not being able to pick up a weapon, Nor enemies appearing out of thin air. How did this game ever get made? With shlt and sticks. And the main inspiration for the plot in the new Far Cry was Third Mafia. I'm not crying, it's just a ninja cutting an onion. From el Presidento's opening monologue you can understand three main things Everything happens on an island in a completely fictional dictatorial country stuck in the Soviet era I mean... Cuba. Yara. Cuba. Yara. Cuba Yare Yare Daze All earnings come from the sales of a multipurpose cancer treatment, the main feature of which is Pure fertilizer I don't feel life... The cleanest, beach And for the prosperity of the nation extend the military draft Come on, let's go. In previous games there was a problem with hero motivation To save your friends, partners, do your mother's last will Survive? And it was fixed as realistically as possible: Mobilization notice for you! Now we're a military woman named Dani. Or Danila leaving the country with... girlfriend... To dodge the mobilization Meaning... Ubisoft's Paradise mobilization. ATTENTION! ENEMY HELICOPTER Oh, damn, I'm in trouble! - Who are we fighting against? Why are u killing us? - Against heaven! You're in trouble. There is an important rule in all Ubisoft prologues: Go straight ahead without stopping, Otherwise, the game takes on a life of its own I see you The average player just walks by and doesn't notice that each rat is hand-created Gas gas gas gas The boat didn't get very far and was ruined by a runaway kid and FATHER Although it seems to be trying to negotiate. - Have mercy on them. - Shoot them! pow pow pow Surprisingly we wake up in perfect order on some island Sailing on a ship shot up in port. On the other side of the planet Ubisoft Are you living in a globe? And the black woman's a little down. - I can't feel my legs... - You don't have any. But who cares when we have the wonderful new world of Far Cry NUMBER_TOKEN?
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