welcome back to teresa's dead my name is teresa and i'm very much alive i have an awful garbage filthy mouth so viewer discretion is advised but if you're not into that or weird PROFANITY_TOKEN in general this is definitely not the place for you feel free to x out the video here no harm no foul but i'll remember our tom fondly well hello my little chocolate covered starfish and hot dog flavored water yes yes that was olympus get reference we're already starting off with a great note and it's actually kind of funny because that reference is about NUMBER_TOKEN years old almost to the day hi anyhoozies a few months ago i bared my soul to you and i shared some of my deep disgusting secrets i shared with you five embarrassing eyeshadow palettes that i own in my collection and if you haven't seen that video i'll link it up in the corner i invite you to go check it out it's scandalous to say the least that said you all know i have an extensive collection and i have a fair share of clown purchases so much so that i have another five embarrassing eye shadow balance that i can't wait to talk about of course full disclosure if you're not embarrassed by any of these and you wave them around proudly good job carol you're a better human than i am so before i get all andy rooney a word from our sponsor today's video is sponsored by warby parker if you have been living under a rock warby parker creates boutique quality eyewear at an amazingly affordable price warby parker is not only committed to providing exceptional vision care online but in stores as well by offering eyeglasses sunglasses eye exams even contact lenses i'm a glasses starting at NUMBER_TOKEN including prescription lenses which we all know can be a hefty fee what is there not to love and for every pair of glasses sold warby parker distributes a pair of glasses to someone in need i know now what is unique about warby parker is that they have this fantastic try on program the try and program allows you to order five pairs of glasses to try at home for free for five days with no obligation to buy you don't even have to pay for shipping it ships free and includes a prepaid return shipping label when i tell you the process is seamless it's seamless so how do you do this well it starts with a quiz the quiz asks you what you're looking for from the size of your melon to what eyeglass shape tickles your pickle do you prefer round cat eye square are you into colorful neutral metal what about sunglasses once you answer the questions and entered your email you're able to pick your frames so let me show you what i picked because i have all five in front of me and listen i'm a libra i don't know so i'm hoping that y'all can tell me in the comments below which one looks the best okay anyway let's start with the first one first we have the hues which gives me mysterious yet beautifully complicated woman who sells locally sourced honey at the farmers market vibes then we have yardley she likes to see see your manager on all her emails even when it's not needed better respond fast otherwise your manager will think you're incompetent or how about
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN sponsor today's video is sponsored by warby parker if you have been living under a rock warby parker creates boutique quality eyewear at an amazingly affordable price warby parker is not only committed to providing exceptional vision care online but in stores as well by offering eyeglasses sunglasses eye exams even contact lenses i'm a glasses starting at NUMBER_TOKEN including prescription lenses which we all know can be a hefty fee what is there not to love and for every pair of glasses sold warby parker distributes a pair of glasses to someone in need i know now what is unique about warby parker is that they have this fantastic try on program the try and program allows you to order five pairs of glasses to try at home for free for five days with no obligation to buy you don't even have to pay for shipping it ships free and includes a prepaid return shipping label when i tell you the process is seamless it's seamless so how do you do this well it starts with a quiz the quiz asks you what you're looking for from the size of your melon to what eyeglass shape tickles your pickle do you prefer round cat eye square are you into colorful neutral metal what about sunglasses once you answer the questions and entered your email you're able to pick your frames so let me show you what i picked because i have all five in front of me and listen i'm a libra i don't know so i'm hoping that y'all can tell me in the comments below which one looks the best okay anyway let's start with the first one first we have the hues which gives me mysterious yet beautifully complicated woman who sells locally sourced honey at the farmers market vibes then we have yardley she likes to see see your manager on all her emails even when it's not needed better respond fast otherwise your manager will think you're incompetent or how about END_SPONSOR_TOKEN