on the news stephanie rule who i saw in the street recently she rules i don't know these girls well they're all msnbc people i'm a cuck liberal PROFANITY_TOKEN so maddow that's something i know it's not uh that's not my mad cow uh that's not my that's not my cup of tea but you know whatever i'm sure she's somebody's but brian williams i'd like to see nate oh yeah he's got long balls that's for sure uh but yeah some of these news because they're just standing there giving you the news a katy tur is another one uh they're just they're just hot ladies with like business suits and they're giving you the news you just you know that at some point they wrap up and they go home and they have sex with their husbands i know it's very exciting that's why it's fun too you know back in the day when we were when back when we were banging you had uh hey eddie murphy went home with a trans lady or or hugh grant got a hooker and you're like whoa it's not as crazy when guys do it though because we're already filthy piggy PROFANITY_TOKEN stains already you know but when a hello i'm just a lady uh i wear a little top hat and umbrella you're like whoa she's taking it in the keister exactly and the and the more businessy the outfit the hotter oh you just picture that business suit strewn on the floor yeah it's just very very sexy yeah yeah i think we broke down the whole thing because even porn you're like librarian porn but i'm like i bet she's not a librarian she's a porn actor i know she's getting naked that's how i feel about the steps it's my stepsist i'm like you're black she's asian what are we doing here yeah it's no step no step by step day by day day by day hey folks tuesdays with stories is brought to you by better health what's standing in the way of you and achieving your goals figure it out with better help look we're all flawed we're all kooky we're all nutty get to the bottom of it get to that nutty nougat inside you that's tearing you apart and making insecure weird come on we all know you're gay let it out you gotta learn what's your problem before you can fix the problem and buddy you got problems oh yeah better help is therapy for the NUMBER_TOKENst century this is not a crisis line it's not a self-help better help is professional therapy all online it's all remote baby do it from your home how do you like that flexible schedule they'll work around your clock get a good match they find the cat that'll go right up your taint you want the person who matches with you you don't want some uh you know palestinian if you're a jew so you got to get your good egg on
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN day hey folks tuesdays with stories is brought to you by better health what's standing in the way of you and achieving your goals figure it out with better help look we're all flawed we're all kooky we're all nutty get to the bottom of it get to that nutty nougat inside you that's tearing you apart and making insecure weird come on we all know you're gay let it out you gotta learn what's your problem before you can fix the problem and buddy you got problems oh yeah better help is therapy for the NUMBER_TOKENst century this is not a crisis line it's not a self-help better help is professional therapy all online it's all remote baby do it from your home how do you like that flexible schedule they'll work around your clock get a good match they find the cat that'll go right up your taint you want the person who matches with you you don't want some uh you know palestinian if you're a jew so you got to get your good egg on END_SPONSOR_TOKEN