so she goes do you want to go in your closet she said your closet by the way oh no yeah i can't believe i didn't PROFANITY_TOKEN tell you a sword so yeah i mean just we go in there and by the way more PROFANITY_TOKEN on the floor than i remember like i think i think it's like a storage closet because like we like barely fit in there yeah yeah barely fit my room in my uh hometown just not even in a room anymore my dad's put drum set in there i was like where's my bed where's my soccer trophies you don't have any third place and what soccer no yeah there's only three teams playing no uh so in the common closet she's dominating still come on the walls look at me yes yes on the ground on the walls it's a weird place in there but also it brings back a lot of childhood memories a lot of things were done in there my basketball card collection's in there my PROFANITY_TOKEN boy scout sash is in there weird yeah so she's dumb me off it was like it was a nice it was a nice moment i was like wow full circle come on full circle i used to that was my time in there i i used to like you know and now it's your time together in there yeah but i just i just never i never had any sexual interaction besides me and my hand in there yeah god damn guys guess what what holy toledo it's our third sponsor the mother effingham episode this podcast is sponsored by better help all right is there something interfering with your happiness yes it is it's called effing life okay or it's running you from achieving your goals yes it's called life okay better help will assist your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist all right they'll match you with a therapist in under NUMBER_TOKEN hours come on that's like two days that's quicker than any match i've ever gotten on bumble wow match yourself with somebody who's gonna help yourself mentally spiritually and emotionally all right it's not a crisis it's not a self-help professional therapy done securely online there's a broad range of expertise available which may not be locally available in your city you know not saying you live in a shitty city but you might have shitty therapy but if you live in jacksonville you do this service is available for clients worldwide you can log in from your account anytime send a message to your therapist get in get out you'll get timely and thoughtful responses plus you can schedule weekly videos or phone sessions so you won't ever have to sit in an uncomfortable waiting room as traditional therapy better help is committed to facilitating great therapeutic matches so they can make it all right easy and free to change therapists if needed we all know that i'm a big proponent of therapy i love it trevor's got on therapy train we all love it and let me tell you something this is an amazing freaking experience because before the pandemic man you had to go to the goddamn office all right and that is never comfortable you got to sit on a freaking couch it smells like roaches we don't love that i went to a really poor therapist so that's why i smell like roaches this is a better help you
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN god damn guys guess what what holy toledo it's our third sponsor the mother effingham episode this podcast is sponsored by better help all right is there something interfering with your happiness yes it is it's called effing life okay or it's running you from achieving your goals yes it's called life okay better help will assist your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist all right they'll match you with a therapist in under NUMBER_TOKEN hours come on that's like two days that's quicker than any match i've ever gotten on bumble wow match yourself with somebody who's gonna help yourself mentally spiritually and emotionally all right it's not a crisis it's not a self-help professional therapy done securely online there's a broad range of expertise available which may not be locally available in your city you know not saying you live in a shitty city but you might have shitty therapy but if you live in jacksonville you do this service is available for clients worldwide you can log in from your account anytime send a message to your therapist get in get out you'll get timely and thoughtful responses plus you can schedule weekly videos or phone sessions so you won't ever have to sit in an uncomfortable waiting room as traditional therapy better help is committed to facilitating great therapeutic matches so they can make it all right easy and free to change therapists if needed we all know that i'm a big proponent of therapy i love it trevor's got on therapy train we all love it and let me tell you something this is an amazing freaking experience because before the pandemic man you had to go to the goddamn office all right and that is never comfortable you got to sit on a freaking couch it smells like roaches we don't love that i went to a really poor therapist so that's why i smell like roaches this is a better help you END_SPONSOR_TOKEN