hello again hitc sport and toddler fans oh you have my permission to spend this morning weeping into the toilet bowl ozzy antonio conte must be this close to ripping off his weak and throwing it at the cash i mean don't tell me that's not a wig come on it looks like it was needed by his gran out of all christmas jumpers and part of her bathroom mash ozzy cozy after having over NUMBER_TOKEN million pounds worth of garbage forced down his throat at chelsea in the summer of NUMBER_TOKEN. i mean come on being handed a NUMBER_TOKEN million pound danny drink water ah it's like opening an expensive looking christmas present and finding out it's just one of your dead granny's kidneys in a box ah no thanks but yeah after his tries her troubles at chelsea where the director of football showed him about as much respect as brad pitt showed his first wife well he then goes into milan and suddenly it's heaven suddenly he's like a fat kid in a sweet shop handpicking any top talent that he chooses because the owners they trusted him it would have been so easy for the chinese businessman to tell him that no no no no we have a good authority that remember lukaku has the first touch of a garden gnome so i picked someone else but they didn't they invested and they won the league but now that he's returned to rainy london so far he's seen a tottenham offer laughed out of the kitchen by doing some vladovich i'm sorry i know he's a red-hot property but still he was a fire and tina they're not exactly a football giant i mean even luca tony would have at least heard tottenham house maybe he would have signed up to replace robbie keane at whiteheart lane who knows instead of like doosan just cackling so hard that last night's ice cream probably squirt out his nose oh what else tottenham have tried to sign a damage troye from wolves he's instead turned his nose up its burst i mean by the sounds of it he seems like he'd rather eat his own foot and copy the career plan of matt doherty and instead he's off the resign for barcelona you know that car crash of a football club who can now barely afford to fill the canteen vending machine with twixes surprise well that club is so strapped for cash the best they can do now is probably just feed the players homemade rice crispy buns for lunch buy the best tryna NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN subscribers as soon as possible if you're new here and you're not yet subscribed what are you waiting for slap that big fat red button in the teeth you absolute legends anyway back in the video two and a half years ago tottenham were ambitious champions league finalists now you can't even lure players from wolves or compete with football's answer to titanic again when i think of titanic i immediately just associate that with kate winslet spending two hours looking like she needs to take a poo but this
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