yeah yeah i went to the restaurant on the airplane and it kind of splattered on the wall yeah no like actual PROFANITY_TOKEN on the wall wait what sorry you pooped on the airplane oh somebody in front of me yeah it was an accident um yeah no i cleaned it obviously but uh yeah worth it i was so drunk last night i went to one of those like vegas gimmick things called star sucks and i ordered the left nipple and she ended up just sucking my left nipple for like six hours i've never heard of it i it was like starbucks so i thought i was getting a coffee next thing you know this dude's sucking on my nipple for like three hours yeah i felt great but what a great time yeah you guys want to go tonight just want to let you know that today's video is actually sponsored by my good friends over at hellofresh hellofresh is a food prep company where you get pre-portioned ingredients and seasonal recipes that are absolutely delicious and they're delivered straight to your door just like this hello doggy i'm constantly traveling filming videos for you guys so home cooked meal is something that i can only dream of hello fresh has over NUMBER_TOKEN weekly menu items for you to choose from and a lot of them are calorie smart the part that i like the most is it actually saves me time because i don't need to go to the grocery store to find the ingredients and on top of that i don't really have to see strangers i hate to say this but a lot of the food in this fridge right now i'm probably going to waste and throw out because i just don't get around to eating it hellofresh gives you pre-packaged food which means there's less prep and less waste it's amazing did i mention that they have calorie smart options so i can get rid of this double chin tonight i'm cooking for the lady so i'm going to do something called hello fresh roulette i'm going to cook the first meal that comes out of this box let's take a look home style chicken and biscuit pot pie let's go beautiful celery an onion flour pillsbury biscuits beautiful carrots more flour cream cheese spread chicken stock thyme probably pronounced thyme but okay and more chicken stock and to top it off some beautiful chicken it's seriously that simple and all the instructions on how to make it are perfectly detailed and there you have it guys go to URL_TOKEN and use code stephenshapiroNUMBER_TOKEN for up to NUMBER_TOKEN free meals and free surprise gifts once again that's URL_TOKEN and use the code stevenshapiroNUMBER_TOKEN and back to the video the honeycomb method doesn't work the bees stung my nuts every damn time i'm out here in vegas looking like a damn idiot with balloon balls in between my pants all because you keep telling me how to get better quick like grow up dude you have small nuts deal with it what do you want me to do yeah i literally ran into the prostitute i slept with last night on the strip yeah the one who let me use chick-fil-a sauce is luke yeah bro she literally looks to be dead in the eye and goes barbecue would have been better like what does that even mean tell me what that means yeah
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