um and it came with an ottoman a little table okay um i was a kevin james joke from back in the day who wrote a piece and went oh ottomans or you buy a jack or you buy electronics and it comes with the little packets who who buys a tv going oh cool came with chiclets because it says do not eat whatever um guys for more of that comedy check out uh NUMBER_TOKEN's kevin j what was that now let's go back to that insult that never got off the PROFANITY_TOKEN runway um captain got hijacked take me to cuba um i got it delivered but it's like she's gonna see it she's gonna know she's got a sign you know so it's like it's the cat's problem by the time this airs in tomorrow or whatever the cat's probably out of the bag but i just was like yo don't look at the PROFANITY_TOKEN box never no cats are ever out of the bag it's secrecy that was always my house it was always about the show the presents were usually set up downstairs of course you know what i mean like weird if you're bringing them out of the trunk in the morning yeah they're set up downstairs then there was one hidden somewhere oh yeah they'll go look under the couch but we had to wait i couldn't go rushing down there at six o'clock daddy be all over course of course i had to make sure i had my good pajamas on she'd comb out my hair i my brother my brother couldn't wait my brother's you know ants in the pants i wouldn't sleep at all first of all he would go down he'd go down at like NUMBER_TOKEN a.m and do some recon you know what i mean he'd he'd be like down there in a gilly suit night vision goggles yeah it'd be like mission impossible not PROFANITY_TOKEN touching anything he'll cut he'd come up he'd be like i saw a helmet something's big down a bike some big's coming down a pike oh it's a go-kart a bike a moped somebody's getting something with them wheels on it though yeah i'm sorry did you guys ever uh find the secret stash before christmas yeah me and my brother i think it was starter jackets or something and i didn't know and i just listened to him he was a little pricked that one so he went up and he found jackets and we came down if i recall in the jackets on like december NUMBER_TOKENrd you idiot i didn't know i was like oh he's doing it i mean he's an PROFANITY_TOKEN yeah well he came down we're like yo what up my mom that was a tough PROFANITY_TOKEN it was like one of the early christmases after the divorce she was she was like you PROFANITY_TOKEN piece of PROFANITY_TOKEN ruin a PROFANITY_TOKEN surprise ah yeah the only thing better than christmas ruining christmas eve one time oh the piece dropped the f-bomb on the way to my aunt karen's nice and it was like it was like oh
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