i did it i gave loudhouse movie a chance not because i was genuinely interested in the movie whatsoever because believe it or not i do have a somewhat functioning social life outside of ranting about children's shows for an extensive amount of time but primarily because i got a lot of requests to review this specific movie after i made my video on the decline for loud house and that video did well so let's just see how this goes the loud house movie is not very good controversial statements only on this channel that's the end of the video go away i banged your mother scatter shot attempts at being funny aside i can say that this movie sort of ticked off every expectation i could have had for it obviously not in a good way but i was surprised by how not surprised i was by them choosing to do everything in the most cookie-cutter loud house way and i mean at the end of the day this is a movie for kids it's a show for kids i understand that but there's a reason why there was a large adult fan base for the show in the first place aside from half of them being potential sex offenders and at the end of the day it is still a movie written by adults and if they seriously think a film of this quality is fine to shovel out to kids with practically zero regards for their intelligence i'd say it's fair game and there's also free publicity from me anyway if people on this website can rant about a show that's actually intended for preschoolers i don't see how this is much different you'd have to be an idiot not to take this opportunity trust me anyway the loud house movie is a painfully predictable unfunny poorly animated trash heap that sits at the bottom of the decline of what was once a very promising return to form for its rather troubled network oh and here's garbage garbage damn it have you ever wanted to give me money i shall rephrase accordingly have you wondered how much i earned from making garbage content nothing literally nothing well i now have an official patreon if you ever wanted to donate if you want weeklyish progress updates be able to see my videos early or simply want to send me some cash to support my endeavors then feel free to donate if you so desire i am not holding you at gunpoint here it's completely optional even if i do have a slowly dying pc books to buy for literature a levels i'm not desperate click the link in the description and in the pinned comment please please do it you can't i need the money money money money we open with an admittedly sweet montage showing how the loud's parent linen rita first met as well as showing the louds growing up over time to the present day it's a rather effective opening despite being rather cliche and i absolutely dig the song they made for this it's a touching way to welcome people into the movie and a good way to welcome fans of the show unfortunately the movie begins after that we cut to the present day with lincoln teaching lily how to survive in a big family now that she's getting older insert overused patent-pending joke i'm guessing they're really trying to make this a running gag as it's been a thing since the first season yet it's not really a
START_SELFPROMO_TOKEN it have you ever wanted to give me money i shall rephrase accordingly have you wondered how much i earned from making garbage content nothing literally nothing well i now have an official patreon if you ever wanted to donate if you want weeklyish progress updates be able to see my videos early or simply want to send me some cash to support my endeavors then feel free to donate if you so desire i am not holding you at gunpoint here it's completely optional even if i do have a slowly dying pc books to buy for literature a levels i'm not desperate click the link in the description and in the pinned comment please please do it you can't i need the money money money money END_SELFPROMO_TOKEN