hello friends and welcome back to our slash pro revenge let's start our story with a funny story that happened on a submarine but before we begin don't forget to subscribe to our channel if you're new here and turn on notifications so you don't miss a new video every single day here we go it's a bunch of guys in a metal tube with atom bombs so not me but a buddy of mine did this and i'd like to share when you're underway on a submarine for an extended time you're traditionally allowed to purchase a no-shave chet this is normally given for medically necessity and not to shave for various reasons i.e folliculitis etc subs throughout the years let guys grow facial hair under because one who's going to see it and two it's a great way to raise money for parties and stuff these chits have an obvious expiration that requires you to shave your face prior to pulling into port the cob chief of the boat head enlisted is the overall person on board who sanctions these yes the captain is overall in charge but will typically default to what the cob recommends or says for these types of matters prior to pulling in it's safe to say that more than a few reminders are out to that all hands must be clean-shaven prior to stationing the maneuvering watch actually on the surface about to hit her port so it's pretty much impossible to say that i didn't know i needed to shave now that we're through with all the backstory and pleasantries enter my buddy who happens to be rather hairy and grows a magnificent beard he happens to have been near the cob for the maneuvering watch he shows up about five minutes late just to make sure the cob was there with the full beard in all of its glory it's also worthy to note that my buddy has been on board for a few years and is not considered a new guy the cob looks at him and you can see the blood pressure starting to rise and says along the lines of what effing part of all hands must be clean shaven prior to the maneuvering watch do you not understand with the biggest crap eating grin he looks at the cob and says all hands are clean-shaven and proceeds to hold up and show the back of his cleanly shaven hands to him at this point everyone is silent in anticipation of the butt chewing that's about to take place when my buddy says just kidding and runs off to go shave his face before the c.o.b could get a word in to start the chewing my buddy was pretty much told not to do it again and that was the end of it because essentially it was funny and our next story want to screw me over and berate me on the job two can play at that game i worked at a restaurant as a prep cook around a year or so ago it's a popular chain but i'm not going to hint at the name anyways my job was essentially just prepping ingredients dealing with small stuff like salad and desserts and keeping the line cook stocked up it's not a crazy stressful job but i have a severe anxiety disorder that i wasn't medicated for at the time so sometimes i would reach my limit and need to go cool down for like five minutes or so so while i'm
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