okay so a few disclaimers before i start this one's potentially going to be a little sassier than usual because it bears repeating how do you screw up keith lee and secondly this booking is going to be pretty simple bit obvious in places not a whole lot of earth-shattering invasion nxt end game pomp and circumstance going that's just gonna be a fairly straightforward list of matches i'd like to see that all make sense because how do you screw up keith lee he is history's most perfect man yes stupid bastard what do you want from your professional wrestling main eventer the guy has to be able to talk okay how about a charismatic love child of barry white and the world's sexiest bear whispering inspirational poetry at you with a kind of eloquent baritone that gives you vibrations in your bone marrow and can make you feel like the only person in the room at a crowded cocktail party do you want unique athleticism oh take over portland would like to talk to you about that where keith lee and dominic digekovich put on one of the defining pork de soleil hoss crabatic displays of big boys but quick boys doing things that beef sundae shouldn't be able to do flips forward rolls moonsaults deadlift power bombs keith lee hurts in every flavor do you want someone with a good look look at him look at him the only human being to have ever made a beard no mustache combination look physically thrilling it's like if the vitruvian man wasn't such a little like sexy thanos like if scientists managed to distill both a tempest and a cuddle into one king he's so immediately physically impressive that wwe could just drop him into mainstream shows like oh i don't know survivor series and the royal rumble and people just knew he was a big deal even brock lesnar you and he gives as much as about your favorite wrestling is about heath ledger's kids oh what part of this this doesn't make sense what part i'm sorry i i really am uh look i'll i'll calm myself down and to do that let's talk about our sponsor for this week surf shark vpn are you looking for a whole bunch of telly to watch to make you forget about the fact that the universe is an uncaring pit of crabs that sneer at your simple dreams the new surf shark vpn surfshot provides you with access to servers in over NUMBER_TOKEN countries worldwide allowing you to bypass region locked content accessing stuff like hbo max hey do you want to watch ace show succession in the uk a show about a terrible company that treats its employees like garbage in a run by one family that seem intent on making their entire industry suffer via their refusal to just go away then use surfshark vpn and watch till your hearts content and speaking of big horrible companies do you want to browse the internet secure in the knowledge that your browsing history and location data won't be farmed and sold want to google image search keith lee without mere yim finding out about it and tracking you down then again you want surf shark vpn
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