white guy shut up shut up this guy you PROFANITY_TOKEN idiot you thought something was gonna happen right there some type of dream situation you shut your PROFANITY_TOKEN mouth oh never in a million years welcome this has to be your first time here so welcome i'm mad at your friend that brought you here brittany you had a great set two weeks in a row absolutely incredible you got a big joke book last week right yeah here take a small one just to have is a little souvenir there goes britney ledesma everybody she's on social media at brittanyled we're going to keep it moving here that's unheard of to have two ladies pulled out first here very very interesting show so far make some noise for tom murphy coming out from the back how many of you guys like it when comedians do good on this show how many of you like it when comedians do bad on the show pretty even wow make some noise for tom murphy everyone one more time for tom yeah yeah yeah you guys like sex yeah hey that's a better reaction i got at the dollar tree christ hey yeah i like sex i don't i don't have it a lot you know i uh yeah my girlfriend actually dumped me about a year and a half ago during the quarantine it's a little clue you might be the problem in the relationship you know yeah it's like she's allowed to see two people on earth right me and her female roommate and she's like yeah let's cut that pie in half yeah and she hates PROFANITY_TOKEN she hates it i've tried to show her the video she's not into it you know yeah and and after i was kind of just hoping the corn thing would continue because at least then i know she's not PROFANITY_TOKEN anybody you know unless she suddenly gets a thing for uber eats drivers you know uh wait which i know is not the case because i am an uber each driver ah so and then and after the quarantine ended i was just kind of hoping she'd get covered just because it's nothing against her she's a lovely lady you know it's just i'd rather have a respirator down her throat than you know jeremy you know yeah tom murphy everybody tom murphy PROFANITY_TOKEN yeah look at you this is very exciting you've never been on this show before i would remember you yeah you are an unforgettable face welcome this is i wish i could forget i can't believe you sound as weird as you look wow what's up it's me this is what i talk like yeah see it's me if dean del rey PROFANITY_TOKEN the penguin it is this is incredible i i've always wanted to see what william montgomery's grandfather's stand-up was like absolutely incredible my god you look like both the wizard and his student at the same time you could be NUMBER_TOKEN or NUMBER_TOKEN. i'm not sure which one this is incredible are you an mNUMBER_TOKEN like what are you are you literally a firecracker it's yeah irish german can i have someone irish german oh am i weird yeah look at that i guess one's a little more german than uh wow look at you holy PROFANITY_TOKEN so
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