because you get a you get a where's that test it's over there it's like a line like a pregnancy test but i was kind of hope with no side effects i was like maybe it'll be positive i can just get out of the way sorry tampa but i was rooting for it to be positive and then it was um yeah the line was assault simone took his the the two to a pack and his like the line got washed out instantly and like i don't know because he's already had it twice um what was it going to say oh so um then we went to the hospital to the doctor whatever med express and then they're like yeah yeah for sure you got covered so i'm stuck in this crazy guy's uh uh art house um that shouldn't say crazy guys i said guys crazy art house yeah there's art everywhere i PROFANITY_TOKEN love it i'm gonna do a shitload of patreons while i'm here because i got nothing to do in sensual PROFANITY_TOKEN florida i'm glad i'm stuck here where it's warm and not in new york where it's cold in a PROFANITY_TOKEN shitty small apartment if any old people want to come over and make out so i can infect you chickenpox style i'm happy to do it uh the good thing about an old woman's uh PROFANITY_TOKEN is that the flabby lips give you a sense they surround your cheeks and your nose and give you a sense of warmth and belonging that generally is deserved for when they make you make you fresh cookies um eating out uh NUMBER_TOKEN year olds a geriatrics PROFANITY_TOKEN is a lot like eating those cookies and why not uh give them what they want which is having a sense of belonging and warmth given to you from them so any older person in central florida wants to come make out listen i'm not going to kiss you that's disgusting but i will stick my tongue into your PROFANITY_TOKEN uh we'll see about eating ass like we'll see i'm open to it anyway you guys um on today's oh so i'm just gonna do a shitload of patreons why don't you sign up URL_TOKEN why don't you subscribe to this podcast wherever you listen to podcasts or on youtube if we get to NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN subscribers on youtube which we're almost at uh PROFANITY_TOKEN have to give uh marissa and kyla a raise which i don't want to do so definitely don't hit subscribe like uh don't definitely hit that subscribe button it's gonna cost me a lot of money i'm already out a bunch of cash for this PROFANITY_TOKEN tampa gigs orlando was great though PROFANITY_TOKEN fun crowds um so on today's episode oh did i do a quick work from our sponsor the sponsor hi do you want to PROFANITY_TOKEN do you have trouble finding someone to PROFANITY_TOKEN yeah it's difficult out there that's why you need a dating app what better dating app if you have a dog than up dog guys this is a real sponsorship and they didn't pay me that's right up dog like what's up dog
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