a semen terrorist just thought you'd like the story thanks for all the laughs papa roach matt he gives his name his name is matt thank you matt for your your confession thank you for being open wild wild stuff uh but keep them coming folks uh oh we have another one here holy this one's another one maybe i saved this one uh but we have oh no here we go let's let's see this is the one with the articles no i'm not gonna save this uh sup papa roach this is from uh jd sent this little email in with an article about semen terrorism and an encounter we've been talking about it quite a bit but i have to raise more awareness to this i've raised awareness about tom brennaman needing to return to work i'm going to do it about semen terrorism as well i was listening to episode NUMBER_TOKEN with sarah weinshank and you guys were talking about come terrorism it made me have a flashback from my second job i was an assistant dairy manager at a sprouts farmer's market and we got a new yogurt in that wasn't moving being a good young new manager i'm thinking let's get some samples going people get free hopefully they'll buy this yogurt that's about to expire yeah yogurt has a short shelf life so you got to get that moving not a yogurt guy myself nah maybe because it resembles calm so much i don't know it's just an odd texture sort of thing it smells weird but anywho this guy's trying to move it so he's got you know back before covid we used to just walk around grocery stores and taking those samples from those trades like nothing was now that'll never happen again we'll never have those samples ever again in the grocery store i guarantee it uh so he decided to do the sample thing anyway my manager comes running up to me screaming what the hell am i doing flipped my yogurt table and pulled me into the back and just went off what i didn't know was the year before a dairy manager was coming in yogurt samples ah so this grocery store had an odd history he got caught when a lady told the management the yogurts tasted like i guess hey maybe an expert came in there to sample the yogurt now i know what that is that has come i am certain of it i am certain i know if i know anything i know that this yogurt tastes like could you imagine being that lady and they're like okay you know i don't know it's such an odd thing and she has to really like brag about how much of an expert she is so that they're like wow this lady really knows what she's talking about um excuse me sir this is definitely semen in this chobana chobani it's what she said there's an article about it it's out of albuquerque a man has been sentenced to federal prison for tricking a woman into tasting a semen at the sunflower market police arrested former sunflower market employee anthony garcia for putting his own semen into a spoon and tricking a woman into tasting it so he wasn't even like pretending it was yogurt or mixing
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