note aren't even dead yet he's just that good and all of whom when asked will tell you that japan has never committed any war crimes ever and also they really need to re-militarize and maybe carpet bomb north korea coincidentally that's also the official platform of the happiness realization party happy science's political arm which would be very worrying if they had anywhere near the NUMBER_TOKEN million worldwide followers they claim to have lucky they're lying but as every mega church pastor knows it's not about the size of your congregation it's about how hard you can milk them and milcom happy science does to the tune of a reported NUMBER_TOKEN million dollars in annual revenue which they use among other things to commission lengthy and ludicrous anime depictions of their scripture and that of course is why we're all here today selling fake medicine to the sick and vulnerable during a pandemic and co-opting people's deeply held spiritual beliefs in order to lighten their wallets is just good old-fashioned capitalism after all but using anime to do it now that's some real PROFANITY_TOKEN blasphemy right there and since turnabout is fair play starting today i'm gonna use everything i know about mocking bad anime and deconstructing dumbass world building to eviscerate all eight soon-to-be nine of happy science's feature-length dumpster fires this part will cover the first three i am taking a pretty big demonetization risk doing this video youtube ain't so great at separating criticism and satire of extremism from the real deal and on top of that i'm not running a sponsor on this video because i don't want to expose anyone else to the cults ire so if i make you laugh today and you want to see the rest of these roasts all i ask is that you leave a like and comment and consider subscribing and sharing this around also just to warn you in advance the video quality won't be great the only sources dedicated to preserving these movies are the youtube channels of various happy science branches where they were uploaded like a decade ago dubbed with hard-coded subtitles so yeah sorry if it helps try to think of it as part of the dodgy cult aesthetic now real quick before we get to the movies there is one other happy science anime we need to talk about clocking in at just NUMBER_TOKEN minutes the NUMBER_TOKEN ova shiawasset nani is mostly a footnote in the history of happy science but it's extra footnotable for also being a footnote in the history of i PROFANITY_TOKEN you not here kyodo animation in fact it was their first ever solo anime and it marked the directorial debut of tatsuya ishihara who's currently leading maid dragon s it's neither of their best work in fact it's pretty much the worst and ugliest thing either the director or the studio has ever made but everyone's gotta start somewhere even if that somewhere is cult propaganda not that you'd really know it from the ova itself the story follows a kid who's bummed out because a teacher yelled at him as he meets an angel and goes on a flying nimbus ride then falls into hell for a couple minutes where he learns a valuable lesson about how
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