gig was an average of NUMBER_TOKEN hours in between so you basically had to do the gig get in your car and drive NUMBER_TOKEN hours to and it was spread out it was like ogallala nebraska to PROFANITY_TOKEN oh yeah like it was going to take me NUMBER_TOKEN hours just to get that type of PROFANITY_TOKEN comedy and then from ogallala i had to go all the way up to like something in north dakota and then there was something in south dakota and it ended up in like NUMBER_TOKEN miles from west virginia that's a PROFANITY_TOKEN hall guys i don't take a look at your PROFANITY_TOKEN map because it wasn't like now let me see how many miles nah in those days you didn't have that app you had a PROFANITY_TOKEN whatever map and when you looked at that PROFANITY_TOKEN and pointed and went like that and it was six inches and then you went over here and it was six inches then you went down it was six inches long every one of those inches is a PROFANITY_TOKEN nightmare so i remember going what the PROFANITY_TOKEN i go doug can i call you back in a couple days and give you an answer on this yeah yeah yeah and out of nowhere like on a PROFANITY_TOKEN monday night at NUMBER_TOKEN o'clock i was at my uncle mike kessler's house we're probably about to cut into a package and my PROFANITY_TOKEN pager went over and it was the whatever the idaho because he lived and i don't no no no no he lived in uh vancouver washington and he called me up and he's like joey diaz okay david tribble and i remember i was at a pay phone i'd have a pen with me i had nothing you know i just answered the phone and he's like joe diaz david tribble i have uh i have a nice run for you six weeks in a row i almost PROFANITY_TOKEN came in my PROFANITY_TOKEN like i was like holy PROFANITY_TOKEN this is exactly what i want he goes do you have a phone number i can fax it to you and thank god my uncle mike had driven me to the pay phone and he goes he's got a fax machine and we PROFANITY_TOKEN wrote down the number and he sent the pages that night like an hour late it was like NUMBER_TOKEN PROFANITY_TOKEN pages of gigs i like NUMBER_TOKEN gigs in six weeks it started with the potato run i was like what the PROFANITY_TOKEN did i get myself into but i didn't give a PROFANITY_TOKEN i was so PROFANITY_TOKEN happy i could PROFANITY_TOKEN jump out a window man i was gonna live my dream you know i was PROFANITY_TOKEN happy what was i gonna do with my job i still had to work for final four basketball and all that PROFANITY_TOKEN so i was like PROFANITY_TOKEN what am i gonna do so i went to kurt like a man the next day and i told him the truth and he said like when are you leaving he goes then quit that be your last day at least work till then get as much money as you can put away and i PROFANITY_TOKEN took care of everything with my ex-wife because i was coming back every sunday there was no way i was staying out in limbo for six PROFANITY_TOKEN weeks you're out there in PROFANITY_TOKEN limbo guys anyway listen if if
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