this video is sponsored by morning brew more about them at the end of the sketch okay bye see i have a good day now you too oh wait actually hold on sir yeah what are you what are you what are you doing oh i was just gonna head home and make a list of things i need to do and then not do them yeah okay but that's that's one of our shirts from the store yeah it's a great shirt i like it a lot right but so i figured i'd bring it home wear it from time to time until i catch my reflection in the wrong lighting and then it'll just kind of stay in a drawer forever okay but you didn't pay for that is my point oh yeah no i didn't want to do that i decided but that you can't just decide not to pay well i did do that though that's what i did things cost money well i much prefer when they don't so you can see why i'm proceeding this way that's if you leave without giving me the proper amount of money for that sewn cloth that goes against the whole concept of this establishment right so you know in conclusion you can't leave but physically i can though yeah but there's an unspoken thing where you come see me at a counter and you give me some money and i give you a little paper and then you then you can leave it's like a little ritual this little paper gives you my blessing to take the thing and go yeah i don't want to perform the ritual though i feel like i'm being clear it'd be nice if you respected my choice here wow okay well if this kind of thing's going to be happening i'm going to need to find some ways to prevent it because i don't like this at all like what what what what kind of ways i don't know maybe i can install some kind of tag on the clothes that only i can remove but if you try it shoots ink on the shirt and ruins it i will ruining the shirt i took help you in any way i guess it won't but at least you won't get to enjoy the shirt and maybe you'll think twice about doing it again what if the ink makes a nice pattern and makes the shirt look even cooler i bet it won't could look nice it's not gonna you don't know my taste oh okay here's an idea i'll put little gate things at the entrance that you need to walk through when you leave little fence things nope not fences there'll be like gates like like the sides of the gates from jurassic park kind of jurassic park the movie jurassic park haven't heard of it seriously no i've never it's a great movie i haven't seen it you gotta see jurassic park wow that sure was a crazy adventure what are we gonna do now doctor you know kid i don't really know but one thing's for sure this park it's super jurassic
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