an adult and he was a photographer so he she made him bring his camera take pictures of her looking like she's dead in the car and then she pasted together a philadelphia inquirer article like the front page of the newspaper with that picture and it says so and so died in car crash and then you turn that she fax that page over to the mayor's office and then she faxed another one said you wish mayor ed rendell i'm NUMBER_TOKEN. i'm like um my mom dropped me off like do i get a ride home and then um this set the tone for the rest of you so everyone's like calling we had to put the phone off the hook because everyone's calling the mayor's the mayor's office is like what the PROFANITY_TOKEN is going on why are we getting these calls and then later she did uh kill herself so oh yeah PROFANITY_TOKEN not like while i was still working a year a couple years later or whatever i have a suicide boss i the okay hear me out when i first moved to la right before i moved here i went to my cousin's wedding and there was a woman at her wedding who was my dream woman she was a beverly hills boss ass PROFANITY_TOKEN she was wearing a bb wrap dress she was PROFANITY_TOKEN gorgeous perfect fake nose just absolutely perfect and she immediately took to me and we like spent the whole wedding just chatting and i was like asking her questions and she was giving me all this life advice and she's like oh if you're moving to la like i live there she's like you should come work for me because i always need help i was like great i'm i'll be there i'll let you know when i come so like you know fast forward six months i end up dropping out of school i moved to la i call her she's like great come work for me so literally like when i drove to los angeles the next morning like i got in somewhere what was the job so was i i was just going to help her assistant yeah so literally got to la like sunday on a sunday night at like you know NUMBER_TOKEN p.m i started work for her the next morning on monday i showed up at NUMBER_TOKEN a.m like beautiful like beverly hills mansion and i walk in she's like i'm so glad you're here she's in a robe she's like my knee is hurting i need you to drive today i was like what okay i literally just got to ellie like where are the phone books so basically like she just like took me around and i was like her helper and also she had two kids so i would kind of help with the kids and she was like an l.a PROFANITY_TOKEN like in a good way but also a bad way because we went out to lunch and i remember the kids wanted dessert and when the waitress came to me she was like esther doesn't need dessert she's on a diet and that's where it all began i was like cool what if i scoop it myself is that and actually there was so much like early day la trauma from this experience because then when her one of her friends came over to like help me get ready for this woman's who was working for her second wedding and she was sitting
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