stalin calling me right after you called him in switzerland it only took like NUMBER_TOKEN minutes and my phone rang it was big boss himself calling me on my company phone oh crap even better than i'd hoped for big boss told me he was amused by how stalin talked to me and about him and thanked me for sending this to him he told me he would talk to stalin about this and asked me to wait with my resignation for the time being he would straighten things out he'll just deny everything and as soon as you end the phone conversation with him he'll project his anger on me no no i'm visiting my daughter and grandson this afternoon and i'll swing by at work before that it's not that far apart ding ding ding did he just say he was visiting his daughter the daughter i just bombed with the news of her husband cheating on her the same husband big boss wants to talk with before visiting his daughter maybe i should play the national lottery this afternoon because everything felt like it was going my way i decided to keep my mouth shut about the cheating well duh but also about him being absent this afternoon i was originally planning on complaining to the big boss that stalin was never in on a friday afternoon luring the big boss to that restaurant at NUMBER_TOKEN pm but this was even better no let the big boss come in and see for himself that stalin just wasn't there NUMBER_TOKEN pm naive girl said bye bye to everyone and off she went NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN pm stalin shut down his computer and left the office as well without saying goodbye of course emperors don't talk to the peasants and plebs NUMBER_TOKEN pm the big boss entered the building it was showtime bees big boss was clearly and visibly upset with something could it be his daughter showed him some naughty naughty pictures already did he visit her first he asked me where stalin was and i swear to god leonardo dicaprio could hand me over his oscar immediately i acted all surprised and said oh you were coming here to talk to stalin i must have misunderstood on the phone why didn't you talk to him in brussels at headquarters he's there every friday no the big boss looked surprised i deserve that oscar i really really do and went like what do you mean he always leaves at noon every friday because he's meeting you every week in brussels or at least that's what he told us i could see the dominoes inside big boss's head start falling as big boss's face went blank he took his phone and called someone he took a few steps back but i overheard some parts of the conversation i think he was calling his daughter because he said no he's not here apparently he went somewhere i can only imagine his daughter telling him about the emails and the information i gave her about the restaurant and spa resort looked like she hadn't told him that part yet oh really i know that place okay okay i'll come over big boss then thanked me and said he'd take care of this and ended it with his classical keep up the good work as he left the room i
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