hey everyone brand new podcast and it is with my friend fortune feamster who is on tour just like i am i am on the birdie boy relapse tour until may uh go to URL_TOKEN this does these do make great christmas gifts and i'm trying to come up with a way to what makes great christmas gifts oh i thought you were talking about the toenails a podiatrist sent me a jar full of toenails today i used to think i could do that job for a living no like now i realize i can't i can't get i can't unsee it i know i want to throw up i thought you were done did you see my face yeah toenails make a great christmas gift i was like what are you talking about no tickets to a comedy show oh yeah yeah i'm gonna come up with a thing where you can it is on my website and you want to print it out why are you still laughing about the PROFANITY_TOKEN toenails i really thought that you made a jar of toenails would make a great one a jar toenails would make a great christmas gift and if you'd like i have a jar i can send to you it'll be a hundred dollars plus shipping and i should give those to someone for christmas you should you should give them to tom i can't think about them can we please change the subject i can't either that's why i thought it was crazy that you were saying a jar of toenails would be exactly stop talking about the PROFANITY_TOKEN donuts regular toenails baby stop i don't want to talk about them i'm going to throw up i almost threw up for real outside like rhinos they're like look like they're made out of hair stop it i'm gonna throw up it's like compressed pubic and beard hair what are you doing it's so bad i've never seen anything like it in my life maybe someone could buy a ticket to your show and wrap the toenails to see either my tour or fortunes tour should you show them the toenails okay go get the show nails and put them by show nails look at the toenails okay but put it close to the cat don't put them on by me put them close to the camera so people can see them
START_SELFPROMO_TOKEN hey everyone brand new podcast and it is with my friend fortune feamster who is on tour just like i am i am on the birdie boy relapse tour until may uh go to URL_TOKEN this does these do make great christmas gifts and i'm trying to come up with a way to what makes great christmas gifts oh i thought you were talking about the toenails a podiatrist sent me a jar full of toenails today i used to think i could do that job for a living no like now i realize i can't i can't get i can't unsee it i know i want to throw up i thought you were done did you see my face yeah toenails make a great christmas gift i was like what are you talking about no tickets to a comedy show oh yeah yeah i'm gonna come up with a thing where you can it is on my website and you want to print it out why are you still laughing about the PROFANITY_TOKEN toenails i really thought that you made a jar of toenails would make a great one a jar toenails would make a great christmas gift and if you'd like i have a jar i can send to you it'll be a hundred dollars plus shipping and i should give those to someone for christmas you should you should give them to tom i can't think about them can we please change the subject i can't either that's why i thought it was crazy that you were saying a jar of toenails would be exactly stop talking about the PROFANITY_TOKEN donuts regular toenails baby stop i don't want to talk about them i'm going to throw up i almost threw up for real outside like rhinos they're like look like they're made out of hair stop it i'm gonna throw up it's like compressed pubic and beard hair what are you doing it's so bad i've never seen anything like it in my life maybe someone could buy a ticket to your show and wrap the toenails to see either my tour or fortunes tour should you show them the toenails okay go get the show nails and put them by show nails look at the toenails okay but put it close to the cat don't put them on by me put them close to the camera so people can see them END_SELFPROMO_TOKEN