and putting all of us at risk of them earning less money also some people are concerned could the same terrible thing happen with a johnson and johnson jab you'll be relieved the answer is no because unlike the cancer-causing baby powder johnson and johnson and all other drug companies cannot be harmed by lawsuits over their injections they are fully protected in order to protect you from being protected at least someone gets full immunity we here at the station believe drug companies shouldn't just receive complete immunity from job-related lawsuits but also from lawsuits related to all their other products because for example pfizer has had to pay the single largest criminal fine in us history NUMBER_TOKEN billion dollars for the crimes committed you can just think of like how it would have been better if they didn't have to pay that that's how it should be because what are the chances that a criminal organization with a track record of harming people would harm anyone i believe it's transphobic to think otherwise so how'd they get the complete jab immunity in the first place we don't know it's just one of those great mysteries like how'd the pyramids get built where's rain come from and how'd brandon get so popular and on a celebratory note we'd like to congratulate the following individuals for both their career advancements but also for their dedication for protecting pharmaceutical companies from humanity scott gottlieb former fda commissioner now on the board of directors for pfizer stefan hahn another former fda commissioner now the chief medical officer for flagship pioneering the venture capital firm behind moderna and james smith he was a ceo of reuters in charge of informing people about virus protection options and now on the board of directors of pfizer congratulations on your career advancements fellas you inspire young people everywhere to know they too can achieve great success as long as they're willing to do anything as you can clearly see from tonight's special report the charitable dedication to people and their well-being that drug companies have is clearly the strongest helping force for humanity and most trustworthy i might add but remember there's no reason not to trust what we tell you about drug companies because you're in such good hands there's nothing for you to worry about other than what we tell you to worry about that we can sell you a drug for goodnight statistic i won't be selling my soul because i love freedom and if you love freedom like me i'd love to have you join me in my newsletter go to URL_TOKEN join me who's been playing with my two toys
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