like and subscribe right now or else this will be in your bed tonight our /oscar edit by planet reddit what's something you didn't realize for years members of the opposite sex do I didn't realize how much girls think about the possibility of getting raped assaulted when they go out makes me take for granted the fact that I don't have to really worry while walking home from work at night edit thanks for the gold whoever did that I don't know what I did to deserve my new powers but I'll try to do nothing but good with them it never even occurred to me until I was talking to a female friend about how awesome solo midnight walk sir I didn't understand why she wouldn't want to until she mentioned that she was afraid she might be raped this fact make me uncomfortable passing a woman who I'm walking faster than late at night I usually try to take a wide loop around them cross the street or just take a different route to avoid making them nervous I imagine how I would feel walking in a bad part of Detroit at night I'd probably be very nervous if I heard someone walking behind me and getting closer I just wanted to thank you for doing this the fact that you go out of your way literally to make strangers on the street feel a little safer makes me so grateful seriously thanks NUMBER_TOKEN that guys unstick their balls and it feels damn good and I am long-stem angels burst into song edit first gold ever Thank You stranger I'm more author what's this are my keys kind of guy the flush before you're done peeing toilet game you gentlemen do edit thought it was self-explanatory but since I'm getting a million messages asking what this is apparently the game is to flush in the middle of peeing and see if you can finish before the toilet is done flushing timing is everything today I learned I did not invent this game especially if the urinals we call it the flush rush for a while as a kid all I heard was girls don't have a wee-wee so I thought all they had were balls it took me a while but I figured it out eventually edit thx for teh gold I've learned that girls screenshot everything and anything you say and post it in group messages I have a friend who hasn't fully realized that anytime he tells my friends essentially how much he still likes me I will find out within NUMBER_TOKEN minutes of the end of their conversation I'd never be that dumb oh PROFANITY_TOKEN Jacinto spilling your guts to land rest worthy people isn't normal but when you're high on old books it is tome not even once this is amazingly dumb of me but up until I was in HS I thought girls only used tampons pads to prevent potential leaks I just met him to Nick's had a sphincter muscle in their V and they sort of held in all their period stuff until they went to the bathroom just like pooping god I wish my boyfriend thought this too except he thought the pads were just cos we were too lazy to wipe definitely a man's perspective source having for years I thought women wanted to hear that they looked better without their makeup until I realized women almost seemed to think of beauty as a learned skill instead of an inherent quality and that fashion and makeup are appealing to them because it's something about
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