nails painted as cows and i said how is it that you're going to eat a cow while you have a cow represented on your nails have you no feelings i also would eat a lobster while wearing this lobster suit that might be what i do for my birthday honestly wear this lobster suit and eat some lobster got but i'm it you stopped there and we're not going deep into the poop part that's you don't want to go there do we need to i don't think so i think everybody already gets i think you're eating while watching the show so we'll save you um we'll save you we'll save you we'll withhold that like rylan's been withholding his back massage option on his car seats from me like a petty PROFANITY_TOKEN well no no i thought we were friends okay i thought he's one of my oldest friends chris and i today we're in the car on the way back he goes do you want a massage or are you gonna say that it's not enough and i was like you have massage options in your car and he goes yeah and the first time i let you have it you said it wasn't enough so i haven't let you have it well she said it was too soft and it's she was like this is hardly a massage and i doubt i was that much of a big PROFANITY_TOKEN and then so that's why i've never offered you a massage since because my feelings for my car were hurt from you dude i'm sorry it's a light massage i wouldn't call it a massage i'd call it like a nice little do you want a little massager would you prefer nothing at all i'm upset that you and i have been traveling here chris and he never even tells us about the massage on the way home from the airport yeah and give poor chris a break and let him sit in the front seat for once again hey we played a cool we played a chill game a shotgun the first time we got here and chris just said you don't have to let me yeah lizzy's all about lizzy's all about chris's rights unless it affects her and let me have the presidency lizzie's always campaigning she's always out there like chris you need to demand more you need to be more you need no i don't think he needs to be more anything he likes to understand that he is valuable powerful and deserving and that he is but i'm saying so i said but not of the front seat so i said every once in a while chris you need to demand the front seat or when we're walking out you need to say shotgun or just get in it i tried to give him the right that demanding you don't get to occupy that space oh my gosh um but if you wanted front seat you could have front seat baby boy i do get violently carsick and i will vomit on you i'll also hold it against you for the rest of our friendship together but go ahead call shotgun i'm okay go ahead call shotgun no do it even this energy is a
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