spampton is always so dangerously close to revealing key information about himself to others but can just never bring himself to do it that's not the sale after all that's not what will make him he doesn't need sentimentality all he needs is your help he needs you someone who can still choose now you can just go to the basement get the loaded disk return to spamkin and get the gravy trainer rolling but there are little bits of the skittish salesman littered all throughout the cyber world you're far from the first person he's approached with this steal from the spooky basement scheme sweet cap and cakes having turned him down before signs of his previous success have long since eroded queen's image plastered right on top of him you learned that he's tried emulating the look of swatch the most popular of queen's butlers but to no success even little things like an offended comment about how this acid bath makes you shorter add to smampton's character through the little hints he drops every little detail shows spamton having tried everything trying to make it out on his own trying every way he can to appeal and deal with everyone but he just can't do it on his own he needs to make a deal he needs to cling to the only thing he knows how to the only thing that's given him success before because nothing else has worked i mean i tried being a voice actor it never really panned out i really wan
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