off we meet two of the main characters of this movie pam and jeff now pam and jeff have to sell their house because jeff can't seem to find a job in this gosh darn economy i always thought we'd get old and weird in this house but we've done the math we can't afford it on my salary alone yeah but i mean i crushed my interview with ibm but that was three months ago well any company with a brain needs a good data migration manager okay i mean i wouldn't trust an algorithm to port over a mysql database to a new server without any human oversight me neither this is probably one of my biggest pet peeves in any movie when characters use any word that's longer than like six letters and everyone else around them is like in english egon you know because it lets the audience make fun of the nerd character and not feel done that they also might not know what he's talking about but like all he said was data migration and algorithm and pam's like anyway so they don't really want to sell their house and of course they can't tell their kids yet because they're already busy worrying about stuff like uh getting good grades in school and the irreversible collapse of the entire natural ecosystem and most important did you hear that lindsay made out with jackson at stephanie's party last night how dare she so currently they're having an open house can i get one of those uh that might be a question for your parents just because there's a lot of sugar in them so all right uh cool dolls well they're not mine um they belonged to my mother sure they did now this little kid here who kind of looks like a zombie and is probably gonna get really good at asking for hugs in high school is max the other main character of the movie oh my mom is that uh schneider kinder i saw these on treasure trunk there was this elderly lady who bought one at a garage sale for about ten dollars and then it ended up going for about five thousand i think we should go home i can't wait to go home and share one toilet with nine blooming cousins maxwell johann mercer carol ellen mercer how's about we just spent christmas in tokyo without you i just love all this forced exposition here where she's like huh did you know these dolls are worth a lot of money anyway here's my full name and my son's full name and guess what we're going to tokyo why are you telling me all this right now anyway then we cut over to max's house which is like a literal castle by the way where do you live how do you have a castle in this economy
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