lie to you you could yell at me all you want and tell me how that's wrong i'm telling you what the bartenders are going to think you can yell at me all you want i don't work in the bar anymore i'm doing this i still remember to this day back when i used to bartend someone asked me for NUMBER_TOKEN raspberry mojitos i just responded no now you have your drink amazing you did it you knew you figured it out you ordered your drink now all you have to do is one final thing just one easy piece of chains you might slow down it's as small as nothing it's easy because you know two squeezes you gotta pay for it and if you can't tip then you can't afford the drink fight me fight me you can fight if your bartender is a PROFANITY_TOKEN PROFANITY_TOKEN if he's a piece of PROFANITY_TOKEN he's a scum of the PROFANITY_TOKEN earth don't tip him that's fine i'm not fighting with you there but the drink doesn't need to make you come for a tip oh hello hello everyone not in the u.s who's getting ready to leave a comment about how oh change it's not customary to tip congratulations you make a livable wage bartending in the u.s bartenders are making probably like two dollars an hour maybe unless they live in california in new york city we were making two dollars an hour so without tips they're not getting paid that's the united states it's great here thanks but before even getting to the tip let's talk about just paying for the base price i i don't care if you can't afford it i really don't if you can't afford it you shouldn't ordered it that's not my fault please don't yell at me because you can't afford this drink i'm so sorry i didn't make the prices just like the server didn't come up with the prices for the burger and the person in retail didn't set the prices for that shirt you wanted i just work here and i'm trying to do my job i'm sorry you're from nebraska and a cocktail cost two dollars we're in los angeles the cocktail's probably now NUMBER_TOKEN. i didn't make the prices you are free to email management but i can guarantee you they are going to ignore it here's the bill go away i also suggest to make your life and my life easier if you plan on ordering multiple drinks just open a tab that way for the rest of the night you don't have to waste time paying and signing and all that kind of crap you just say put it on my tab i put it on your tap but please remember to get your card at the end of the night and then when i give it to you it's much easier to figure out what the tip is because you just put NUMBER_TOKEN on it if you're happy with the service if the service was just standard NUMBER_TOKEN is fine NUMBER_TOKEN is nice NUMBER_TOKEN is nice NUMBER_TOKEN fine and when you're paying for a check or you're covering the bill for multiple people do not do not ask me to split it on multiple cards in NUMBER_TOKEN because there are a million easier options that don't get in everyone's
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