none of you can convince me that sugar dating in any aspect is okay you can't tell me you have things in common with a girl or guy NUMBER_TOKEN years you're junior okay you were solving calculus problems well they were getting pushed out the womb what do you have to talk about you want to clap cheeks and they want money that's exactly how this entire relationship relationship functions and it kind of takes all the juice out of the relationship because you know that you're only there for one thing okay it's a symbiotic NUMBER_TOKEN where you both get what you want but none of this will translate in the long run to a real relationship yeah you'll see those happy couples being like oh yeah you know we get along great it's a great no okay it's whack that's my opinion sugar daddies glucose guardians stevia stepfathers we're talking about them all today okay a few years ago i made a video talking about URL_TOKEN now since then some weird events have taken place the owner and founder of that site was actually questioned by the malaysian police because he was arrested for potential criminal activity human trafficking prostitution huh did i phillion blow the lid on this thing no probably not so what are we here to do today we're gonna crack some jokes about sugar daddy instructional dating videos what do i wear on a first date you are only going to display one body part it's almost as if this entire dynamic or relationship is i don't know PROFANITY_TOKEN whack you're quite literally paying for attention sex whatever it may be so i actually found an entire thread of videos that we're gonna go through okay that explain how to get a sugar daddy the first video is how to get started as a sugar baby by PROFANITY_TOKEN ever now this is a series posted by vice tv but have no fear we're looking at a wide range of videos that describe this sugar baby sugar daddy relationship okay sugar babies welcome to our los angeles let's talk sugar pop-up brooke urich a sugar coach okay she works for URL_TOKEN she's like the go-to mascot of this goddamn company okay she's an all-star when it comes to sugar dating let's see what she has to say if you guys want to take them out i want you to think of the top two questions you have for us and write them down on your handy dandy notebooks number one do i have to play with this wrinkly nut sack when you're asking for money it's gonna be based on your need daddies don't want to just buy you a prada you need to have a spreadsheet with your expenses so that you can share that with a sugar dad get the what they're going to pull up to the sugar daddy's house with an excel spreadsheet an itinerary of their expenses no what do you mean then he should know that he needs to take the bait and give you what you want because potentially you might have to pick up a second job because you can't afford to hang out with him exactly well you see daddy i've been a good girl this month and i really just want the new christian dior sandals they just dropped okay listen and if you want me to walk around with you you sexy beast i can't
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN sugar babies welcome to our los angeles let's talk sugar pop-up brooke urich a sugar coach okay she works for URL_TOKEN she's like the go-to mascot of this goddamn company okay she's an all-star when it comes to sugar dating let's see what she has to say if you guys want to take them out i want you to think of the top two questions you have for us and write them down on your handy dandy notebooks number one do i have to play with this wrinkly nut sack when you're asking for money it's gonna be based on your need daddies don't want to just buy you a prada you need to have a spreadsheet with your expenses so that you can share that with a sugar dad get the what they're going to pull up to the sugar daddy's house with an excel spreadsheet an itinerary of their expenses no what do you mean then he should know that he needs to take the bait and give you what you want because potentially you might have to pick up a second job because you can't afford to hang out with him exactly well you see daddy i've been a good girl this month and i really just want the new christian dior sandals they just dropped okay listen and if you want me to walk around with you you sexy beast i can't END_SPONSOR_TOKEN