oh we're back my depression is two worse than ever hey everybody what is up if you're new to my channel my name is chris clements or if you're one of my clementines and welcome back to the dysfunction that is my channel funny enough i don't think i'm gonna be the most depressing thing in this video because some of these PROFANITY_TOKEN if you're new here oh my god i don't even know what kind of prelude to give you prelude prelude PROFANITY_TOKEN i'd take a PROFANITY_TOKEN quaalude something that i do on my channel is i like to look at red carpets different events etc and just be brutally honest with how everything makes me feel that's all just a very eloquent way of saying being a judgmental obviously due to uh the world i feel like it's been a while since i've done a roast of red carpet fashion so i'm excited to kick it off with the mecala the theme was in america a lexicon of fashion which is a hot take for a theme after the last couple years i always struggle with the met gala roasts and by roasts i think i mean i've only done one but it's beyond does this look good it's also like does this fit the theme which luckily this year i don't really have to worry about because it doesn't seem like anybody cared about being on theme i however am on theme this is about as american as it gets but before we get into this met gala roast i want to say a huge thank you to the sponsor of this video which is open farm now if you don't know open farm makes delicious and healthy dog food that booger literally is obsessed with booger definitely can be um a picky PROFANITY_TOKEN so i love open farm because she actually really loves her food and not to get too intimate but her poops have never been so consistent and as the person who picks up her poops i like that now in the same way that i'm concerned about what i put in my body i'm even more so concerned about what booger puts in hers with open farm i don't have to worry about it because they work with audited farms that create high quality meat that then you like to eat up right baby ooh that was in my mouth booger that was like a full dental cleaning open farms kibble starts at NUMBER_TOKEN but they have over NUMBER_TOKEN recipes and flavors so your dog is bound to love something here we have a few of boogers favorites right off the bat they're dry food booger goes nuts over open farm bakes at a low temperature to retain all of its nutrients and it has no artificial flavors preservatives or fillers so booger really is getting just like the best most well-rounded meal with their freeze-dried raw food this is like honestly been a game changer you can use it as a meal or a topper or in the um events of trying to teach her to sit a reward lastly we have probably my favorite thing because once again booger can be picky yeah you love when i pull these out you love when i pull these out honestly if booger hot away right now she would put a straw in one of these
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN if you don't know open farm makes delicious and healthy dog food that booger literally is obsessed with booger definitely can be um a picky PROFANITY_TOKEN so i love open farm because she actually really loves her food and not to get too intimate but her poops have never been so consistent and as the person who picks up her poops i like that now in the same way that i'm concerned about what i put in my body i'm even more so concerned about what booger puts in hers with open farm i don't have to worry about it because they work with audited farms that create high quality meat that then you like to eat up right baby ooh that was in my mouth booger that was like a full dental cleaning open farms kibble starts at NUMBER_TOKEN but they have over NUMBER_TOKEN recipes and flavors so your dog is bound to love something here we have a few of boogers favorites right off the bat they're dry food booger goes nuts over open farm bakes at a low temperature to retain all of its nutrients and it has no artificial flavors preservatives or fillers so booger really is getting just like the best most well-rounded meal with their freeze-dried raw food this is like honestly been a game changer you can use it as a meal or a topper or in the um events of trying to teach her to sit a reward lastly we have probably my favorite thing because once again booger can be picky yeah you love when i pull these out you love when i pull these out honestly if booger hot away right now she would put a straw in one of these END_SPONSOR_TOKEN