be like seriously like if thanos is the mad titan eros is the chad titan because mans be banging them twice a night and then hanging them out to dry all the clocks in eros's house just say sexy time the reason why i said eros is one of the most strongest eternals alive in the universe has entirely to do with the circumstances of his birth because eros and his brother thanos are actually one of the few eternals to ever be born from a union of two eternals boning together because as i've noticed in a previous video the celestials kind of engineered it for eternals to be completely unable to reproduce amongst themselves it's probably their way of ensuring that the universe isn't like super overpopulated by all these god people luckily for alars and his wife sui-san they were both giving two wedding ring size versions of the cosmic energy manipulating quantum bands by mentor's father cronos which would allow sui-san to bring eros's eternally horny ass self to the world you're welcome world well you know after you know suicide tried to stab the evil purple ruffle chip that came out of her hoo-ha the first time her maternal instincts just knew that she had just made a massive cosmic mistake fortunately for suicide she would have the chance to have a baby that she wouldn't want to stab in the face when arrows popped out not too long after thanos and because eros was born as a result of two eternals and the cosmic power of the quantum bands which are if you guys don't know what gives the hero quasar their powers aeros's standard eternal's powers are significantly more enhanced than your average eternals like he can you know fly use super strength speed shoot energy blasts cosmic telekinesis heal himself just like all the other eternals can but like you know four times is better essentially because he has all this you know cosmic juice in him arrows pretty much has the durability of his brother thanos and was able to take the full force of a cosmic god blast to the face by thanos himself once and live and also like thanos arrows had an amazingly sharp mind and was able to effortlessly do things and access abilities that other eternals would literally have to spend countless years training to master because of this fact arrows would become an invaluable ally to the avengers when you first met them during their first ever takedown of the mad titan in the original captain marvel comics you want to hear something funny eros was not even originally this dude's name mentor and suicide originally gave him the name eron however when everyone reached the age of five five years old mentor and sui-san quickly realized that aaron was already obsessed with women so they decided to name him arrows instead which as some of you greek mythology nerds out there may know is actually the greek word for love as well as the name of the greek god of passion and fertility and boy oh boy was arrows passionate about fertilizing the universe and this video is brought to you by privacy privacy lets you buy things online using virtual cards protecting your identity and bank information on the internet and as a treat for mine viewers new customers get five dollars to spend on their first purchase
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