hmm a nice crunch this is delicious this is very good for a frozen pizza welcome to laura in the bar i'm your host vibs one bite everybody knows the rules you've seen the pizza reviews now there's an actual one bite pizza pepperoni cheese three meat and supreme hitting shell september NUMBER_TOKENth at walmart and URL_TOKEN but how do these pizzas taste we ask barstool employees to give a completely unbiased opinion of their boss's pizza who gives a rookie score who gets fired let's find out but first this episode is brought to you by lebat blue what goes better with pizza than beer nothing that's why you need to reach for a bat blue light it doesn't matter if you're good or bad all that matters is you show up and you have a good time what's a better time than pizza and beer nothing now on to the episode all right colin we're here with kfc i'm starving can you be unbiased yeah i mean am i ever yeah no i was like wait a minute which one is unbiased like yeah i feel like i'm pretty much i just say whatever i'm thinking at all times kb do you have the ability to be unbiased no do i know how to be unbiased no no one does and i have no desire to be i could be unbiased you worked in a a courtroom yes is that how you got your sense of unbiased basically yeah how do you feel about people that aren't giving this a perfect tin i mean taste is subjective so you can give whatever you give by as long as people are honest i have no problem with it what is your favorite pizza topic my favorite pizza topping is uh i like to do a little pepperoni little bacon and i dip that in hot sauce and blue cheese and i bite it i like pepperoni sausage extra cheese you get that on maybe a nice sicilian pie delicious you know i like just a plain cheese pizza i agree simple yet delicious yeah i like a trifecta of um peppers onions and grilled chicken probably onions onions big onions if i'm not doing cheese i would probably do peppers mushrooms onions that would be my second like i know that's three but that's generally i'll do a half cheese half peppers mushrooms onions that john's a bleach just a whole pie yeah is this dave's new pizza this is dave's new pizza this is the one bite pizza okay so this comes in cheese and pepperoni and adderall right yes so this is the one bite pizza okay uh this is the cheese there are four versions of it i saw there's supreme there was uh pepperoni and there was i think it was meat lovers or something yes yes available in walmarts and on the varsity store september NUMBER_TOKENth oh it's piping hot piping piping hot so hot so hot i bet i shouldn't have a quarter
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