remember that how that was monday well yeah so um sorry here's some news just as cleanup was slated to start on ground zero of the expo it turns out that harlem also exploded just last night as in the new york neighborhood of harlem just completely getting wrecked by and this is real robots yes early accounts describe a giant green man-shaped robot fighting a giant gray man-shaped robot i assume they're robots because it's not like monsters exist right hey remember when we didn't have robots like six months ago and now they're everywhere it sure seems like ever since tony killed his elderly mech suited business partner in the middle of los angeles we've had a stark ton of robots suddenly wrecking up the place and not just at these expos or rich guy labs that um demon tornado i mentioned earlier you know the one that took place in the middle of new mexico well it turns out we're just learning that there were sightings of a robot there as well but like a different and even more advanced robot with a the day the earth stood still vibe and it exploded an entire town more explosions wow who would have guessed there are additional reports that the robot backhanded a hunky kurt cobain who showed up later in medieval armor no clue what that's about maybe that was a second robot so it's like there's literally nowhere where we might not get randomly attacked by robots now i think and i don't know maybe we should create some new laws to perhaps regulate who gets robots now that everyone has a PROFANITY_TOKEN robot seems like that kind of power shouldn't just be privately owned by a few people we trust to be the right hands for this technology especially when they're this guy i have successfully privatized world peace oh okay interesting do we have a clip of that anyway speaking of literally what i just said when asked about the expo and like who's liable for all the explosions billionaire tony stark smirked at the camera and said i am iron man before getting in a humvee and like yeah tony we know you keep saying that also he gave an interview to newsweek where he casually mentioned that he discovered a brand new element that gives him quote limitless renewable clean energy and like why aren't we all talking about that more like hey tony can we have some the interviewer didn't even ask him a follow-up question after that is anyone looking into this brand new miracle element that might solve the world's energy crisis i don't know maybe we'll get around to that someday and i'm not saying that tony's iron man suit isn't like extremely awesome maybe we'll all get iron man suits at some point like it would be weird if he just gave one to his friend or girlfriend and then kept the rest and didn't use the technology for like helping people or at least letting them fly around a little bit maybe search and rescue or weaponless automated suits that administer medical aid in war or just life i don't know i'm just stark balling here lest we forget we're talking about a guy who was a proud and vocal weapons manufacturer just a year ago and like that conference he gave where he denounced stark industries
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