can anyone hear double my money i heard this was the place for rich buff neck kings to double your cash free of charge if you double me first then we have a deal all right boys you saw him say it if i double his money first he will then double my money second which sounds like an incredible deal okay i told him that i could only double NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN coins and he was more than happy to accept all right boys let's see what this schmuck is going to do at first you can see that he put up the NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN coins which i tried eagerly to accept but this little goblin wanted his money doubled in one trade instead of two he even showed me a NUMBER_TOKEN mil cash stack just to prove that he was rich and as all of you know rich people are the only people you can actually trust and i saw no reason why i shouldn't trust him to double my money and within seconds i was handing him NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN of my own coins which to him meant nothing but to me it meant everything take a look at that name jagex cook him up this moment will truly reveal the type of person cookie mop actually is keep in mind boys i'm only level NUMBER_TOKEN but when i tried to confront cookie mop about our deal he acted like he had no clue what i was talking about give what back you doubled me lol cookie map then proceeded to lie to everyone that was standing around us trying to act and pretend like he didn't just tell me that he would double my money as long as i doubled his first well guess what little johnny i got it all on tape that's right jagex take a long hard look at this stone cold evidence if you double me first then we have a deal this schmuck then continued to disrespect me by dancing right in my face ignoring all of my pleads for the return of my NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN coins and he was proud of it he was big big proud which is another reason why you should never and i mean ever trust anyone on old school runescape even if they are rich which is actually why cookiemup deserves a round of applause because he didn't trust me for a second and even if i was an actual noob i would have deserved to get scammed just for being such an idiot it's better to get scammed on runescape than it is to get scammed in real life learn from your lessons boys learn from your lessons i know the true runescape ogs can spot a pyramid scheme a mile away in fact it's usually someone who has played runescape that's at the top of that pyramid scheme so trust no one not even yourself because if you do then it's game over these runescape streets are cold boys they are as cold as ice actually they are as cold as the bars on r kelly's prison cell door and believe me boys they keep those prisons nice and cold wow holy crap this is awesome
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