late last year before vaccines were available here grandpa caught kovid and um he was in the hospital for a little while i asked if i could house it for him and he would you know he was slowly dying of coronavirus and his um number one concern was that his stuff was okay pure boomer energy right there uh regardless of what i thought of his priorities i agreed so that he wouldn't be worried and he could focus on getting better he wrote on a rather extensive list of rules for what to do and what not to do some of which were exasperatingly neurotic but not really out of the ordinary that is until it came to the television in the display room here's what he wrote number one when cleaning the display room do not touch the television set except for any of the reasons listed below number two if the cabinet doors are open close them immediately number three when the television is off do not look at your reflection on the screen number four don't sit too close to the television on or off number five if the television is on turn off immediately and remember that tv isn't real number six when it's on be careful not to bring your hand close enough to feel static on the screen number seven if it doesn't turn off leave the house immediately and call me don't try to unplug it number eight never change the channel and number nine if you fail to follow these rules and there's an incident with the television do not destroy it he doesn't make them like that anymore
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