uh this weekend dave landau how are you ahoy i'm good yourself i'm doing well i'm glad you woke up today this guy tells me to get an iphone because he likes the texting better than blames me no no the reason that we said you need to get an iphone is because half the time you'll be like oh i didn't get your text and yours was oh you know i want android all right control okay i thought it was still NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN where you are apparently i've had a blackberry yes aren't i stuck with it yes stock i've lost he woke up in ghana that's why uh yeah i woke up on somebody's front lawn dressed as a vagina yeah well look we've all been there i know right that's why your new nickname it was your lawn it's a man who wakes up in lawn dressed as a vagina that's my favorite thing that caesar milan ever said and by the way we have crowder NUMBER_TOKEN coming up here later this week or next week he said even when i was young i was uh i was known as i was a mexican guy who could still walk a pack of rottweilers that's why they used to call me the mexican guy who can walk a pack of wine that was his next name that is amazing i never heard him say that oh i do like him all right before we go on anything else i guess we have to watch this and react um really i haven't watched this i've been instructed not to until so i get to experience it with you on air together yeah the people apparently the coveted tick tocks are getting out of control and cringy let's see what's going on i guess i'm still like a mystery it's like who is she i certainly don't know i'll tell you this much i'm not picky i'll still ravage you if you've been with alpha or delta you're not gonna ravage anyone delta you're just jealous because i am getting more attention you're popular you're not serious i kept people quarantined for NUMBER_TOKEN days i drove them insane tell me about it i can be very serious um could you just expand upon that for a second case in point what the cdc makes everyone laugh not everyone all the vaccines tie me down and none of them can get me okay yes the vaccines made me feel vulnerable because i feel like they really understood me but i didn't fall for them as bad as myself am i late alpha stop trying to look cool we all know you were the first one here i actually did not know that guys come on i know i'm not around as much anymore but did you forget who trailblazed this path for you honestly yes that's how long ago you were relevant ew don't compare us i'm evolved we're different dress is falling that is so many ways hi um i'm delta kron i'm new here what what who somebody say my name okay look i know that i've said that university is mostly go to film school can i quit life
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