good mythical morning it's day two of our worst halloween candy tournament which means that we're one day closer to crowning a loser and one day closer to crowning some teeth all right if you haven't seen yesterday's episode pause this one and go watch that one so you're all caught up today we've got eight more terrible candies to sink our teeth into we will consume them all but only four will come out the other end of our assessments it's time for our clash of the crappy candies day two now before we get into it just a reminder the tour of mythicality has a few final stops november NUMBER_TOKENth NUMBER_TOKENth and NUMBER_TOKENth in toronto new jersey and connecticut these shows are close to being sold out so don't miss your chance go to tour URL_TOKEN for tickets and even if you can't make the show you can still get a signed copy of the book of mythicality which our show is based on the final NUMBER_TOKEN copies are at URL_TOKEN all right here's a quick recap if you take a look over at our brock dignigy and bunionesque bracket board you'll see that four candies have advanced to the finals those are black licorice nickel nips dots and good and plenty hello randy happy cotton candy day daddies i've licked some of the stuff you're about to eat today that's you know what i don't mind i don't mind at all yeah it'll be a fun surprise all right we got four more spots that we want to advance to today so the eight that are going to be facing off are candy corn bit oh honey laffy taffy banana hot tamales necco wafers tootsie rolls almond joy and circus peanuts let's taste our first match-up is the second seed with NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN votes candy corn against the NUMBER_TOKEN seed with NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN votes bit oh honey okay now i got some data on candy corn so just just take a piece here and you tell me how do you normally eat this like like that i'll like that okay well here's the data almost half of candy corn consumers according to the national confectioners association gobble the whole piece at once so that's the majority NUMBER_TOKEN percent start with the narrow white end just a little bit off i've tried that another ten percent the true renegades begin eating the wider yellow end first those people are nuts leaving the NUMBER_TOKEN percent of them who use the pieces to build a life-size person and pretend it's a real friend oh yeah yeah i've done that too okay bit oh honey introduced in NUMBER_TOKEN is made from taffy flavored with real honey but just a bit let's not go crazy i didn't realize it was taffy oh well you're gonna love this man i hope you are if you got good taste now i like candy corn this is kind of crazy according to the bitter honey website they say quote famous hollywood types take a spoonful of crushed diamonds once a day for vitality for the rest of us it's almond bits and delicious almond bits can be found in every bite a bit old honey wow that's some good information man listen i've been in la for seven years and i no one has has fed me a spoonful
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