ASMR you're a simp being interrogated by the FBI this is this is kind of intimidating honestly this kid just looks like he means business I didn't even realize he's a me I got a dude hey hands up my head my hands are up dude I don't know which I don't know what you want from me but I'll answer whatever questions you have what's up boys today we're returning to an absolute classic on the dark Dom channel you guys all know what it is I'll write our slash young people YouTube something about this subreddit just never gets old to me man I don't know what it is like I don't know what aspect of the subreddit is always fun I don't know why anyway for this video I want you guys to call someone a simp in the comments section and just reply to their comment with simp I'm sorry I'm really sorry this is a really bad idea Mike Java sections gonna be destroyed anyway let's see if we can hit NUMBER_TOKENk likes on this video and without further ado boys enjoy selling mom's wedding ring for diamond fidget spinner John says what turn could that possibly take also it's probably illegal if it did take a turn how to get pit hair in five seconds listen man I hate to break it to you right but drawing a black marker on your armpit does not count as pin hair dude I'm sorry it just wait a couple years and you'll have real legitimate manly pet hair not this you know not this beta stuff dude I'm NUMBER_TOKEN let the madness consume me dude that's every person under NUMBER_TOKEN when they join my discord server and then and they're about to get banned they're just like well let the madness consume me me mom I broke your phone mom what the f how did you break it me I tried to subscribe to sniper off and I hit the subscribe button then the phone broke mom but you know you're going to get me other phone me what the f I don't have any money mom I don't f care you are going to buy me one and get a half job get a job this kids pile like seven also a phone that breaks when you press the subscribe button the sniper wolf was not built to last anyway man because I don't know about you but when I subscribed to people I don't punch my screen you know that's not like a thing that I do my dog died yesterday like if you a great video not for kids me an eleven-year-old haha clicky clicky geez dude that's kind of its kind of ominous to clicky clicky that sounds that sounds oddly evil I don't like that alright guys it's me mr. makeup man James Charles and today I'm gonna be teaching you guys how to make yourself look cute even when you're ugly with just four makeups can you believe it guys it only takes poor makeup so leave a like and subscribe for more beauty tutorials I don't know man it looks like it didn't really work for this girl I mean she she tried to make herself not ugly with just four makeups but maybe it didn't work for other people maybe they took five makeups and they're like wow this is clickbait so they left it dislike me IRL when your
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