greetings boogie fans michael here and over my many years of playing pokemon there have been several specific pokemon that seem to have gone out of their way to ruin my day today i'm going to be going over pokemon that have wronged me meaning they did something that upset me so much that i vividly remember the event to this day or in the case of one specifically it literally physically injured me let's start with the pokemon that you all expected me to bring up miltank miltank has been my least favorite pokemon for many years and that's due to both its uncomfortable design primarily the floppy sausage nipples and how frustrated it has made me in the past no god damn it the most infamous example is of course whitney's miltank this pokemon seems to have been intentionally designed to infuriate the player let's look at the gen NUMBER_TOKEN version of whitney's miltank since that was the first whitney's mill tank that i ever fought miltank has a base stat total of NUMBER_TOKEN with its most impressive stats being hp defense and speed this means that not only is it hard to ko but it's likely faster than you as well especially that early in the game and that speed matters because it knows stomp if the stomp user moves first it has a NUMBER_TOKEN chance to cause the target to flinch this means that if whitney's mill tank outspeeds you which it probably does its stomping will prevent you from doing anything almost a third of the time but that's not its only way of preventing action it also has a tract which is guaranteed to hit on a male pokemon you know which pokemon has an NUMBER_TOKEN percent chance to be male you're starter if your pokemon ends up infatuated is slower than miltank and miltank uses stomp every turn then you will get to do nothing NUMBER_TOKEN of the time which is horrifying and don't think you could just use a ghastly to get around the stomp problems because this mill tank has scrappy an ability that lets it hit ghost types with normal infighting type moves in addition to preventing you from moving it also has rollout which can absolutely crush your team if it doesn't end up missing since it gets stronger every turn and milk drink to heal itself back up even when she's run out of potions milk drink is especially infuriating to the miltank's bulk because it's not frail you probably have to whittle down its hp over time but then it can instantly wipe out most of your work with just one milk drink status conditions like poison paralysis and burn can go a long way toward making miltank easier to handle but the gen NUMBER_TOKEN version has a lumbery meaning you'll have to inflict a status condition twice the battle is not impossible of course but it sure did upset me my first ever battle against whitney was when soul silver came out in the u.s back in NUMBER_TOKEN and in my first attempt against her i lost the first time that had happened to me since my very first pokemon playthrough of ruby i was able to beat her on my second attempt but i used a full team of six pokemon and a ton of potions and maybe some revives
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