killing those primals or i could do something better what if i told you that me the best mage player in the whole world the betrayer of guilds found an even greater foe this content would make even the most experienced regulars quake with fear that's right i decided to try and buy a house but there's a few catches with buying houses firstly there's a finite number of houses on any server there's just under NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN houses in all of final fantasy which is not a lot when you consider the play account and slots only become available when someone doesn't log in for NUMBER_TOKEN days i'll tell you about the second catch in a moment it's a big one um attention everybody there is a PROFANITY_TOKEN house for sale i ran to the plot looked around a little and i hovered over the purchase button was this truly where i wanted to live yes this would do nicely so i clicked purchase whoa oh so here's the second catch at some point in a NUMBER_TOKEN hour period the house will randomly become available for sale meaning to acquire a house you have to repeatedly do this and hope that you're the person that purchases the house the moment it becomes available randomly in a NUMBER_TOKEN-hour period oh my gosh i don't have time for this i give up now now that's not the point i know well i guess there is one thing i could do mm-hmm what is it i mean i could uh i could i could exploit the working class meet wife havers oh the things we do together the conquest sweet march right after you guys buy a house you know for the guild we had two people around the clock clicking the placard and the rest of us would sit there to make it seem like there was more competition than there was to scare off potential competitors it was truly a chance for us all to bond a learning experience and what i learned in this experience is that my friends are PROFANITY_TOKEN psychopaths this is job she was there for NUMBER_TOKEN hours over four days oh how do i know this only the PROFANITY_TOKEN google doc we created to track the hours camped the plot opening times and to see how close we were to committing human rights violations now now keep camping you wouldn't want to go back to tour gust would you after about three days though one of our happy little campers discovered something something that would blow this case wide open take a look at this chart yep turns out in the first eight hours the chances of a plot opening are basically zero and for the creamy most efficient strat possible you want to click in this four hour window ah yes only four short hours of clicking as luck would have it on the dawn of the fourth day during prime time i sent job a very funny meme and she tabbed out for a moment to look at it the house they missed
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