drawing then it's a quick slide into complete disinterest as it slowly starves to death in a junk drawer and at only NUMBER_TOKEN it's the perfect low stakes pet for your kids to murder with their indifference that's right number three we have the smart typewriter third gen because let's face it your attention span can't be trusted with a real laptop no the smart typewriter will have you writing like it's NUMBER_TOKEN. forcing you to confront the crushing infinity of a blank page with zero distractions plus bluetooth that's right yeah that's right it's got the charm of an old-school typewriter with all the debatable convenience of a tiger electronic stylist it's like a tamagotchi you can write a dissertation on that cost six hundred dollars six hundred dollars yeah but can you really put a price on not googling yeah the price is six hundred six hundred dollars yeah six hundred dollars uh number two we have rubix connected the most classic stocking stuffer of all just got totally unnecessary upgrades yeah rubik's connected syncs with your phone so you can share and track solving times on global leaderboards instead of just yelling i did it at your bathroom wall that sounds like fun that's very very sad at around NUMBER_TOKEN it's literally six times as good as a NUMBER_TOKEN rubik's cube if you don't think about it which we haven't we haven't have not nope and coming in at number one is a tape man bendable figurine what that's right every christmas has that one toy every kid wants there were furbies there were uh tickle me bb eights but this year attack is going all in on tape man bendable figurine yeah yeah i don't know apparently this was an actual mascot for the NUMBER_TOKENs promotional vhs campaign and you have one oh you can have one for just NUMBER_TOKEN what a steal what a deal wow who needs a psNUMBER_TOKEN when you have four bendable appendages snaking out of a dead-eyed early grinning NUMBER_TOKEN-inch tall tape man and isn't that what christmas is all about castle i think so giving loved ones a confusing ugly little thing that they feel compelled to put out whenever you visit like a grandchild yes like a grandchild yeah we're so excited for this holiday to be the season of tape men bendable figurine that we're giving away three right now oh lucky you how do they win it chasm tell them follow gNUMBER_TOKEN on twitter then like and retweet the photo of tate man you may win your own disturbing bendable fusion of tape and man and those are your top five stuffers you deserve in your stocking
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