smith munchers today we're busting mac and cheese mitts are you ready no before you show us another weird collage of unsettling photos the first episode of my podcast is out trevor talks too much you should go check it out if you want to hear me blabber on and on and talk to some really cool people so go check it out i feel like josh you're about to cut me off so go check it out on spotify apple podcast i listen to the first episode it really is fantastic that's good stuff yeah all right good first up mac and cheese mitts first step to busting mac and cheese myths we need to create a flashy commercial subliminal messaging to show the raccoons that i am indeed their leader you can see i am your raccoon god and then they all agree with me okay stacking up the busting mac and cheese mints we're gonna pay for targeted ads to reach raccoon audience targeted digital marketing is the wave of the future including to make raccoons do your bidding step three okay direct email marketing we're gonna build a bountiful raccoon email database that way they're opening up their inbox they're seeing it and then four finally renewed the army and raccoons to tp gordon ramsay's house you know why you need an army at raccoons because that man has a disgusting amount of wealth his house is absolutely giant you need a lot of raccoons to tp easy oh got him got him first up on mac and cheese first of all macaroni uh contested history of what it actually means in america we think it means elbow but you go to italy macaroni simply means pasta in the song yankee doodle macaroni meant a flashy young lad who really tries to be with the times in his fashion you put he sounds like a trevor yeah pretty good macaroni so we're going elbow versus rotini for shelves versus cavitation we need to establish what kind of pasta we're actually going to use number two sorry that was violent you're gonna break violence i've used a lot of creatine and caffeine today undercooked pasta versus package instructions people say you should undercook your pasta that way it gets to the proper doneness in the oven with all the cheese sauce or do you want the squishy nudes i like me a squishy nude good news step three whole milk versus evaporated milk we found out the power of evaporated milk when nicole made a really dank mac and cheese we shoved into turkey's butthole during the thanksgiving episode maybe that's the way to go maybe the tried true whole milk's method we'll find out step number four do you actually have to grate your cheese by hand it's so annoying then you get blood in the macaroni because you're grating your knuckles that happen to you oh my god oh like sometimes a nail yeah sometimes a skin oh brutal so we're seeing if you actually have to do that versus if you can use free shredded cheddar versus half american half fresh grade black cheddar because i'm a garbage person and i
START_SELFPROMO_TOKEN the first episode of my podcast is out trevor talks too much you should go check it out if you want to hear me blabber on and on and talk to some really cool people so go check it out i feel like josh you're about to cut me off so go check it out on spotify apple podcast i listen to END_SELFPROMO_TOKEN