i'm gonna plug my dates at the end i'm gonna turn that camera around bert christopher gave me a nice one-two lesson on turning it into content i'm like happy birthday tim dillon he's the best marketer in the business you swing that cat he does the swing yeah and you go tampa february NUMBER_TOKENth yeah so joel's yeah february best market no if his daughter is a period he goes on instagram live he's the best marketer in the entire business it should be it should be you should listen to that yeah yeah that is the goal yeah ben gets a happy birthday text because i i can't monetize it yeah so you'll get one but for timmy dillon i'm yeah i'm shooting a sketch with it yeah it's got to be it's got to mean more yeah but you just get you get older and and you realize that you're just dying and then the people that are wishing you happy birthday in a weird way or they kind of want you to die yeah i almost feel like every text like happy birthday hope it's the last one you know yeah well it's almost like a message when you send those type of sandwiches to the room that it was it was embarrassing that's how you know my friend i would have sent you if i would have known it was your birthday i would have given you what you want what you need and that's a pokeball yeah i mean you it's embarrassing to come back to like chafing dishes from a long island fireman's retirement party yeah in your room alone yeah i'm like this is an embarrassing thing that nobody needs and i'm in bed now i gotta call the people at hotel can you just take this out can you take all this food out of here did you not eat it and just order it cold yeah it's it's been sitting there for NUMBER_TOKEN hours so what you're saying is it's not always the thought that counts it's never the thought that counts it's a lie but when when when michelle our friend michelle brought you brought you a re-gifted sweater that was three sizes too small wasn't that that was a good thought she she she she bought a gift for someone that didn't want it and then she came in and gave it to me and it was three sizes too small thoughtful though thoughtful yeah yeah thoughtful as if she walked past it in her house and said oh i got to get rid of she's the type of person when she lies she believes it yeah so that's the best type of liar right she believed as soon as that person said i don't want this michelle literally believed that she bought it for me yeah she believes it that's how you know faith is stronger than reason yeah because if she would have taken one second to reason she would have said tim is not a child small yeah it was cr and then she said something like yeah you you work in i go you work she goes yeah she goes you jog and you'll fit in this yeah yeah jog yeah i'll jog and get hit by a bus and reincarnated as someone who still wouldn't fit into it it was but she's
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