the cave we love you guys we're so glad that you're in town visiting our insane fun chamber called austin texas where this place is how many of you have been to one of these live shows here at vulcan gas company all right well the rest of you are in for a real special treat a lot of insanity's going to happen a bunch of people signed up for the chance to come on this stage and join us they all signed up on their way in for their chance to get NUMBER_TOKEN seconds you know their time is up near the sound of a kitten that means wrap it up then or else they're gonna bring out the angry west hollywood bear it's a whole thing the place we used to do uh the show um you guys ready to start this mama jammer or what huh austin i'm telling you it's about to PROFANITY_TOKEN go down are you guys ready to do this PROFANITY_TOKEN we're sort of there we're sort of almost there tonight i think we're gonna get there we're gonna start the show with something very very special a couple months ago another on this very special kill tony regulars episode one of our favorite regulars in the history of the show retired from stand up uh michael lair who of course is since we met him been under uh the tutelage of the disease als and uh yes there's the frog of als the official uh you guys all know that when you hear the word als that the sound of a frog is never too far behind anyway uh uh he retired however one of the characters that uh that he was famous for i do believe i saw uh before the show so this should be interesting it's on my piece of paper here ladies and gentlemen this is very exciting the return of one of our favorite human beings of all time you've seen this guy on kill tony before it's the one and only injured dice clay andrew dice clays very sick brother injured dice clay i'm gonna kick it off with something special here
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN the cave we love you guys we're so glad that you're in town visiting our insane fun chamber called austin texas where this place is how many of you have been to one of these live shows here at vulcan gas company all right well the rest of you are in for a real special treat a lot of insanity's going to happen a bunch of people signed up for the chance to come on this stage and join us they all signed up on their way in for their chance to get NUMBER_TOKEN seconds you know their time is up near the sound of a kitten that means wrap it up then or else they're gonna bring out the angry west hollywood bear it's a whole END_SPONSOR_TOKEN