on with the pain so i got the NUMBER_TOKEN shades of grey trilogy on kindle for NUMBER_TOKEN a bargain and a rip-off simultaneously schrodinger's smart remember because i'm going to point this out a lot that this originally started off as twilight fan fiction and now el james is worth between NUMBER_TOKEN to NUMBER_TOKEN million dollars depending on which net worth website you look at so don't let your memes be dreams the NUMBER_TOKEN shades novels have sold over NUMBER_TOKEN million copies worldwide over NUMBER_TOKEN million copies in the united states and set the record in the united kingdom as the fastest selling paperback of all time i give up for niall the master of my universe i scowl with frustration at myself in the mirror damn my hair it just won't behave and damn catherine cavanagh for being ill and subjecting me to this ordeal i should be studying for my final exams which are next week yeah here i am trying to brush my hair into submission isn't that foreshadowing that wasn't part of the script my throat is closing up on itself i must not sleep with it wet i must not sleep why is my brain already been sweaty thank PROFANITY_TOKEN this is sponsored if this video somehow survives demonetization i will do nothing and collect money sorry reciting this mantra several times i attempt once more to bring it under control with the brush i roll my eyes in exasperation and gaze at the pale brown head girl with blue eyes too big for her face staring back at me and give up so here is our intro paragraph she gazes into a mirror so she could describe herself to us cliche check like straight in the first PROFANITY_TOKEN paragraph there's a cliche and remember if she sounds like bella swan that's because she's meant to except i believe bella has brown eyes this girl has blue eyes also what does eyes too big for her face actually mean are they bulging out are they falling onto her cheekbones like still attached to the ice stem stalk things what you tell me comment down below tell me what you think kate is my roommate and she has chosen today of all days to succumb to the flu therefore she cannot attend the interview she'd arrange to do with some mega industrialist tycoon i've never heard of for the student newspaper so i have been volunteered i have final exams to cram for and when i say to finish and i'm supposed to be working this afternoon but no today i have to drive NUMBER_TOKEN miles to downtown seattle in order to meet the enigmatic ceo of grey enterprises holdings inc as an exceptional entrepreneur and major benefactor of um university his time is extraordinarily precious much more precious than mine he has granted kate in an interview a real coup she tells me damn her extracurricular activities there is a lot of exposition immediately that is a lot to take in this could be the blurb of the book but instead it's the first two paragraphs information overload in this book bella is called anna and is helping out her flatmate with a project of course i'll go kate you should get back to bed would you like some michael or nyquil or tylenol michael please here at the door what am i saying here are the questions in my digital recorder just press record here
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