so what happened you're they tell you that it's closed and then what you're like i've been waiting here NUMBER_TOKEN PROFANITY_TOKEN minutes man and then i just asked him where he works and then he got all mad at me for no reason at all wait you asked somebody's wearing a mcdonald's uniform yeah he's i was like where do you work he's like what he's like where do you where he's like here i was like yeah that's right it's funny when you find out the full story right oh that's right it's a different thing look at hans taking his kill tony energies to the mcdonald's drive through jesus do you know who the PROFANITY_TOKEN i am i'll take a number three with a small fry that's called the curse of kill tony though it really is the egos grow fast here i mean i live in a van so i don't really i'm not really you know that's right the only thing sadder than getting turned down in a drive-through in a mcdonald's is getting turned down to drive through in a mcdonald's in your house the guy's like take your life and get the PROFANITY_TOKEN out of here take your everything what are you doing oh i'm in my friend's house he lets me plug in and i have an ac in there so that's not bad yeah it's like an extra room in the house how long you plan on living like this uh i mean indefinitely you know i don't really mind it as long as you know i don't yeah i'm just saying become a problem when you want to PROFANITY_TOKEN i can tell you we've asked him that it is not a problem joe turns out a lot of ladies like making their way back to that van if they even make it there you know hans famously had sex with a girl in a broom closet here at vulcan gas company just a few weeks ago he's on a streak right now every single week a beautiful woman has come out of the audience no one knows where or who it's gonna be they randomly just do it and they come up and they make out with innocent old hans who before coming uh before becoming a full-time cast member of the show had a pretty slow moving sex life yes how much has it changed i mean uh yeah i mean it's changed a lot you know
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