we'll update that and if you try to combat it they go we're the government you can't just say no our next story is by no weed want me to livestream myself for NUMBER_TOKEN hours while i study okay our classes performance has been getting worse since the beginning of the year it's mainly due to the school counselor enforcing strict study schedules and micromanaging everything six hours of daily after school studying on weekdays NUMBER_TOKEN hours on sunday what you should be studying is predetermined and you need to provide evidence that you actually studied personally the way this counselor manages stuff is hurting my performance but he doesn't believe that he thinks that the kids are not following his plan to the letter and that's why they're burning out he enforced his new awful idea last week a study marathon where you enter a zoom meeting and live stream yourself while you study beginning from NUMBER_TOKENam to NUMBER_TOKENpm it's obviously ridiculous but there was no getting around it this is where i came up with the idea of recording a looped clip of myself and using a virtual webcam to broadcast it to the class i recorded two clips one for the day and another for the evening classes it's a NUMBER_TOKEN minute video of me sitting in front of the laptop and pretending to study while listening to music i'm out of frame in both the beginning and the ending of the video so it loops back perfectly the first day of his study marathon arrives and i enter the zoom meeting out of NUMBER_TOKEN kids in the class only NUMBER_TOKEN entered he's baffled why people don't like his brilliant idea this goes on for two more days the last meeting of the third day was from NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN pm to NUMBER_TOKEN pm we're down to NUMBER_TOKEN kids now NUMBER_TOKEN minutes through the class he yells mr ropey do you hear me while look dopey is aggressively head bopping to music he sighs and ends the meeting early no more study marathons ever small note i'm not lazy or against studying he has good intentions but the plan was doomed to fail every kid has different study routines i study for NUMBER_TOKEN minutes and take a break for NUMBER_TOKEN minutes the school counselor expected NUMBER_TOKEN minutes of studying and NUMBER_TOKEN minutes of rest i continued studying normally in these NUMBER_TOKEN days i'm gonna be very candid here and say i almost never studied in school i'm just gonna be honest i think i would do just about literally anything else then study for NUMBER_TOKEN hours on a sunday i think i would rather stare at a wall for NUMBER_TOKEN hours on sunday than have to force myself to study literally all day long i literally think this is like abusive territory that's not to mention they expect six hours of studying every night besides sunday who has the time patience and mental fortitude to do that this next story is by big poppy lobster no alcohol on the premises no problem back when i was in high school i was someone that really walked the line of breaking the rules but not actually our student handbook that we all had to sign said that we can't bring any alcohol or tobacco to school obviously that's fine but nowhere does it say that i can't bring any drinks that mimic alcohol such as a non-alcoholic beer so yes one day i brought a case of non-alcoholic beer and limes to school i used my student card to cut the lime popped a bottle of heineken
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