know how to do a high and tight it's the only it's the only thing we ask you to do just fade it in me asking the guy with a funky vest what he does for a living him we run and we explode that's a good suicide vest joke it's killing me sorry when you have to pretend you're injured for the medics and they ask you how you're injured i was murdered listen doc i'm already here and participating in your training just read my combat casualty card and there you go burn victim can't speak unconscious just fix me we'll get drunk later dad i should send you to the military so you stop watching those damn japanese cartoons the military if you think you're going to get away from anime by joining the military let me tell you you are wrong there are a million dudes with waifus or the PROFANITY_TOKEN you call them it's just it's just everywhere all the barracks eNUMBER_TOKEN and below there's posters i just stay away from it i just it's it's the devil's work that's what it is thinking that everybody's got massive eyes and huge racks just bouncing up and down and around while these stare at you what the PROFANITY_TOKEN was this when you accidentally swipe your gtc at the strip club but it gets declined and the transaction isn't recorded on your account out scot-free baby you get it if you know who the guy is and if you don't he's the marine lieutenant colonel that went online and said hey listen all you generals need to be held accountable and they fired him and then they tried to throw him in the break where they did and then his parents were upset because nobody was allowed to talk to him they treated him like PROFANITY_TOKEN and uh then he got released because you know he might have been right boot yeah cs gas doesn't affect me boot NUMBER_TOKEN seconds into the gas side oh my god it's fantastic it never gets old watching snot just flow from somebody's face and dangle all the way to the ground four feet of snot just ah as they walk around fumbling trying to remember how to breathe again eyes watering why can't you just be normal the only way it could be better is if that mom from the baba duke had a drill sergeant hat on nice campaign cover make more sense when you go home with some questionable company and now it burns when you go piss some of you have made it an art at freeze framing portions of these videos and making memes of me and let me tell you i approve outstanding job keep it going it's nice to know that you'll knock me down a peg if i ever get too big-headed right so can i get up here and think that i'm PROFANITY_TOKEN cool memes of me frozen in time with like dicks just PROFANITY_TOKEN oh i shouldn't have done that i just gave him ammunition reasons to live defect omelette i can't tell you you don't know happiness until you've gone into a deep back forgetting that it's omelet day and then seeing oh my god the omelet station is open and available and taking orders for me you'll PROFANITY_TOKEN cry it's like watching the american flag fly over
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