swashbuckling explosions romance perhaps even a murder mystery let us ride the wave of destiny to the islands of discovery here is some news panic and pandemonium at kabul airport today as desperate people pour onto the runway trying to flee the country in what can only be described as a chaotic exodus now people are literally clinging on to us military aircrafts as they tried to take off the us is in charge of the airport there right uh sorry sorry i i forgot the um you PROFANITY_TOKEN blew it cody you PROFANITY_TOKEN sorry folks i should have um looked at the actual news first and you know maybe maybe there's some other good news down the line and we'll get to that but first let's let's talk about what's happening in afghanistan and and then then we'll move on to the the spank no jesus christ oh god uh the spank this spectacular news gazmik rodeo of oily new can we just get like a bumper to get me out of this please oh ruby baby i'm so sorry everyone okay so afghanistan where to begin billions of years ago after dust from an exploded st okay let's not all right so earth forms this is the moon okay jesus christ the plague okay okay so in december of NUMBER_TOKEN oh my god this is gonna be a really long bummer okay actually let's go back to february of NUMBER_TOKEN when the united states cia began funding afghan rebels and turning the country toward the west sparking the soviet union to invade afghanistan for NUMBER_TOKEN years well into the NUMBER_TOKENs before pulling out and subsequently collapsing god this episode sucks already then after the soviet union dissolved the u.s also pulled out their funding and the country of afghanistan plunged into a civil war and not the cool kind where you PROFANITY_TOKEN up an airport either i mean they probably did that too but not with giant paul rudds is my point anyway during all of this some of the formerly u.s funded mujahideen fighters and others went on to form the taliban in NUMBER_TOKEN and the not cool civil war lasted about two years and then resulted in the taliban having control of the country from NUMBER_TOKEN onward and while there are other newsworthy events after that and before and during i'm just gonna skip ahead to like i don't know uh NUMBER_TOKEN-ish maybe maybe NUMBER_TOKEN like specifically september of NUMBER_TOKEN when a group of mostly saudi arabian terrorists with ties to al-qaeda a group that isn't the taliban but also has close ties to the taliban carried out an attack on america that like you know really upset a lot of people for a lot of reasons like how they had to delay the release of training day because of it great film ethan hawk man seems like a like a pretty good guy i mean nobody's perfect right he had that that cheating thing not good anyway NUMBER_TOKEN we're talking about NUMBER_TOKEN and how not a month after that we began operation enduring freedom also known as operation bomb the living PROFANITY_TOKEN out of afghanistan before occupying the country for NUMBER_TOKEN years the united
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