was laughing it was hard to tell through the ventilator he could have been suffocating i mean i did have a pillow over his face right after he signed his will everything over to me but you know i'm going to interpret that as laughing i understand that like these people don't really know what money is because it's just given to them so freely but i don't know why they paid five thousand dollars for a photo shoot in front of some pink plastic i mean the real person who's scamming people out of money is this photographer she's the real scam queen right they think they're sugar babies they're actually sugar daddies and they're filling up her pocket what a queen i mean let's be honest if i saw a NUMBER_TOKEN kilo uh dude with lips bigger than a whale's vagina walk into my studio wearing a versace robe i'd be like oh yeah a photo shoot with an iphone in front of some pink plastic that's gonna run you five thousand dollars absolutely industry standard practice do not ask anyone else for a quote so my sugar daddy says there's something waiting outside my apartment for me should i go i'm just going to go now oh my god i gotta go i love you so i love you judy with you of course when you're surprised i know it's probably the police they're about to arrest him for fraud for just defrauding all of these rich vulnerable old dudes out of their money it's NUMBER_TOKEN gonna be an fbi raid they're going to take everything they're going to impound the little barbie cars they're going to take the dogs spray paint them back to their natural color it's over for this kid my god what is this of course today was very unexpected i did not think i would be ending the day with a third child um i mean just another day in the life of being a sugar baby i obviously want to have a nice house and five million dollars is like my budget right now i hate saying the word budget that's gross i like that what a king i hate the word budget i don't live like that i can respect that that's how i run my business like yeah let's let's PROFANITY_TOKEN buy another camera PROFANITY_TOKEN a budget it's moments like these that make me so happy to be the most plastic fantastic sugar baby living in la i'm a father of three now i'm feeling very good about life and yeah i'm gonna go eat some sushi i'm very hungry look man it's pretty easy to trash these types of people but the the guy's clearly living his stream i mean he's running it up while he can you know once he hits like NUMBER_TOKEN and a half he's immediately too old for half of his sugar dibbles so i think that he should just live it up while he can rake it in while he can and i'm all for it and speaking of raking it in while you can guys this christmas get a cameo for one of your friends i will be roasting friends and family to spread christmas joy and misery every single week this week so i've got limited spots left i will roast you
START_SELFPROMO_TOKEN and speaking of raking it in while you can guys this christmas get a cameo for one of your friends i will be roasting friends and family to spread christmas joy and misery every single week this week so i've got limited spots left i will roast you END_SELFPROMO_TOKEN