sexual guidelines or recommendations it looks like what they're trying to do essentially without saying it is ban blow jobs yeah maybe that's their end game here see if that's the case now we need to stand up and fight look you could take away the indoor dining the concerts the shows holiday gatherings our businesses our careers take it all away but don't you dare take away the most sacred pleasure the gift of life has to offer that which is the PROFANITY_TOKEN there's people on skid row right now who have nothing but they keep pushing because they know there's a chance of a PROFANITY_TOKEN in their future at some point most likely from a crackhead but you know you take what you can get when you're living in the streets social distancing got you down you know who's got you covered florida that's right it's time to get away get out from under your couch go on a trip go to miami get your ass on the salty bottom boat the boat holds up to NUMBER_TOKEN guests go see all the beautiful views miami has to offer day or night you got islands sandbars you got all those big houses surrounding the beautiful biscayne bay salty bottom boat is very spacious with plenty of room and comfort for all guests water toys coolers large stereo system dj setup URL_TOKEN give them a ring NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN-NUMBER_TOKEN or email salty bottom boat at URL_TOKEN they're on instagram at boat party miami beach go look at the pictures you'll wish you were there new boat new waves new fun in miami what i want to do right now is i get a lot of people messaging me what i want to do is i want to do a segment where we take the time to dip into the mailbag now if you want to leave me a voice message a video message or just a good old-fashioned text message you can dm me or email the show at joeybshow URL_TOKEN all right we got a few voicemails here this one is from winsome is that the name winsome okay let's play i'm listening to your voice and because your voice is annoying you sound like a freaking cross between a freaking trans festive and a freaking guy boy just um turning um coming into puberty your voice is is freaking like an eye pitch freaking female voice it feels like they shave down your adam's apple and freaking some of the um the remnants of going they went into your um trachea or your way wherever you're so freaking it's not annoying okay well that wraps up that segment so actually you know what let's go back to this fine listener what's her name when some winsome okay winsome what kind of name is winsome if i find out that you have a twin brother named lusum i will crown your mother as the queen of comedy if she named her children win some and lose some she would be the greatest comedian no one's ever heard of i really hope that's the case i thank you for your call that was a very sweet message all right this one's from just chill bill all right bill what do you got for me bill writes what if you woke up one day and your nipples were gone no scars just gone the same day you find out your dad died last night then several days later you find out for your entire life he'd been sucking
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