you know they're just pretending to be outraged because there's no way that girl in the center would waste food like that here's another good one thanksgiving racism highlights the need for change this one's the best though from harper's bazaar how to talk to your family about racism on thanksgiving if anybody brings up that thanksgiving is racist at thanksgiving dinner and they're not being sarcastic you need to throw them out of the house immediately they can go and look for their dinner in the dumpster outback of mcdonald's listen everybody's got a crazy family member too but you got to draw the line somewhere and this is where get out nbc's today show says that because of buying inflation and the cost of grocery skyrocketing you should just forgo the turkey and while we are on the topic of something that could be controversial perhaps forego the turkey bear with me i know that is the staple of the thanksgiving meal however some people think turkey is overrated and so it tends to be the most expensive thing on the table maybe you do an italian feast instead and i will say this if you tell everyone you're having a thanksgiving without turkey some guests may drop off the list and that's a way to cut costs too obviously this woman and everybody else who complains about thanksgiving harbor deep racial resentments against the european customs of this country and they need to be mocked and denounced if you don't like it here leave i mean what's next are they going to say that we should all eat soy instead of turkey oh wait what's this this is from the federal reserve which of course is neither federal nor reserve it's a private banking cartel a whole other story and fred by the way means federal reserve economic data so they posted a thanksgiving dinner serving of poultry cost a dollar NUMBER_TOKEN a soybean based dinner with a serving of the same amount of calories costs NUMBER_TOKEN cents and provides almost twice as much protein i'm not eating soy for thanksgiving i'm never eating soy and i guarantee you next year they'll say that we should just eat bugs mark my words the good news is target and probably other major retailers are finally deciding to stay closed on thanksgiving which of course was always the case for generations everybody was closed except for probably gas stations and hospitals but then about NUMBER_TOKEN years ago some idiotic stores started to get the idea to open and then that became the norm some other great news this thanksgiving is my new f joe biden shirt is back so order yours from my online store URL_TOKEN or click the link in the description below if you click the link over the last several days you would have noticed that it was dead because the shirt was banned and you wouldn't believe what i had to go through to get it restored or the problems that it's causing at my t-shirt better so order yours while you can i'm serious or if that's not your style get a let's go brandon shirt or my arrest dr fountain shirt before that's banned or any of my awesome designs all available in a t-shirt long sleeve and a hoodie and a whole bunch of different colors as well and starting my black friday sale today so save NUMBER_TOKEN off of anything by using the promo code dice rules at the checkout so
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