no i do not feel good about this game who the hell walks into a steelers game ever and feels good about it you know they struggle against bad teams and good teams in in any team these squeeze they can be playing tom brady or a church pickup squad and they're going to take it down in a wire this week's episode of pittsburgh dad is brought to you in by the law firm abortis and borders look at that a color rush coming out of the tunnel in a color rush coming out of the dog's mouth brandon i told you not to leave your skittles laying around the only thing taste in the rainbow is the carpet looks like jackson pog painted at least a frank folder coach tomlin they never beat the bears well you know whose fault that is right peta oh i guarantee it he's in his ear about it's inhumane to beat bears peter that's because you've invented gyro bread i don't give him a right to tell me how to go hunting chicago always bragging about how they got ferris bueller your big hero is a delinquent who skips school if we film that movie in pittsburgh you know it's called ferris bueller's week and ass no nintendo no nothing that's come chicago hot dogs are all covered in green slime what else making them nickelodeon and i got the whole pickle slice all on air big things of tomato you just ever heard of a knife they don't even start talking about refrigerator perry chicago got one refrigerator i got three quick somebody make a mailway gi joe figure about me until refrigerated perry can hold a whole season of deer meat i don't want to hear about them what do you mean them personal fouls offset well personally i think the bears player was ten percent jaggier hair so we should get them yards and that's a touchdown for mooth every time he scores you gotta add five more used to his name by the end of season he gonna need a second jersey what is this fumble get your head out of the mcleads and into the game or you'll be selling the mcnuggets matt naggy celebrating the touchdown now he's all matt braggy that don't matter cause we're gonna pull out the w any harsh you'll be nothing but matt jaggy what are you talking about of course that was taunting marsh came over and looked at us you ain't allowed to look at steelers remember that time i got in trouble for looking at troy palamalu through his window in the middle of the night releasing cassius marsh steelers personnel move of the year it got him to chicago it got us that taunting call brilliant move by kevin colbert i tell you the bears must think it's june NUMBER_TOKENth because they've been celebrating flag day all night and how does NUMBER_TOKEN seconds last a half hour holy geez this clock got more ticks on it than great grandma's cat i'm gonna have to get on the hinds and yank all them seconds
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