mean social media is definitely one that i spend far too much time i don't mean to i get up in the morning i have my morning coffee whilst i watch the news um scroll i check my emails in bed right so technically i'm working you know what i mean but then you get distracted say okay let's do the rounds on twitter then you do instagram and then you do facebook okay and then it's time to get up but then you go i'll just refresh twitter do you know what i mean see if anything's progressed on that last tweet that i bought and then you didn't PROFANITY_TOKEN it i'll go back to instagram but before you know it i mean it's okay because it's christmas right now before you know it's NUMBER_TOKEN o'clock you're doing tic-tac-dancers yeah yeah exactly you're PROFANITY_TOKEN doing this PROFANITY_TOKEN you know but uh but yeah productivity that's what i've got to increase in NUMBER_TOKEN as well as not drinking so much i as i said last time i drank you know i've been uh never an alcoholic because you know but but but but a casual social drinker since i was like NUMBER_TOKEN so i'm trying to eradicate it NUMBER_TOKEN for my life well see the problem is rebecca doesn't want to and she's telling me that i have to continue drinking she's like well i don't want to be with someone boring i'm like yes i know but i don't want to drink she goes well michael you just everything in moderation i'm like yeah i know but moderation is not really what i'm known for i'm trying you know what i mean but i have that little devil on the shoulder in the form of rebecca sidwick uh well like there's moderate there's like moderation of days you know what i mean like that's definitely uh uh like a like one way to tackle that but would you ever do something like you know i know you're saying eradicated forever which is it's a lofty goal which is insane you're not gonna not have a drink at like you know your son's wedding so like let's just knock that off the table but could you do something like a dry january right that seems to be pretty popular now no but that's what i'm doing the month of january i'm not drinking at all and then i'm gonna try and string that along to the month of february you know and then come the end of feb but the NUMBER_TOKENth of february is my birthday hopefully by then i'll be in ridiculous shape i'm like oh look at me i've done great i'm not going to ruin it all i'm going to go on a three-month bend to get all fat again you know what i'm going to make a dick out of myself but still just until every summer just in time for something all right today's episode is brought to you by sheath underwear sheath underwear offers incredibly comfortable underwear that is especially useful heading in to the new year we've all been
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