oh god there i am all right we're good if you had only had a moist cheese to rejuvenate yourself that's what i was thinking what parking lot that's mcdonald's you look like a time traveler waking up from cryo street we were going through the drive there and i was like you want me to order my own food and she goes please don't and the woman goes hello how am i going to help you i go hello and she goes matt put your chair down and i just went all the way back when's the last time you got wild yeah three oh i stopped drinking three years ago now um i remember one time this was probably right before i stopped drinking andrew and i went to mcdinton's kind of went we got a little goofy out there i'll keep it NUMBER_TOKEN real real quick we got a little silly so we got like a few of these long islands and they do it in a cool way at the bar so they give you like a giant thing like this and it's just full of long island juice jesus we got a couple of those is it a yard yeah it was at yard ale so you get it in the yard and we were kind of going in on those and then when i got back he asked for a burrito and i was like andrew you know i've got you on a burrito but what i gave him i forgot the meat i forgot the rice so i gave him the sour cream wrapped in it i gave him a guacamole and sour cream wrapped in the shell and he's like charlie this is the best burrito i've ever had that sounds horrible and then he ended up going and we still had the guest room up there so he ended up going in the guest room lying on the floor and telling us a joke because tiana was home at the time he's like uh he told us a thing about like an old man and a boy on a canoe and he's like uh can your dick touch your butt the story took such a turn what is happening this joke was like this old man and his grandson or this kid were on a boat and the son asks his granddad if he can fish and the granddad says can you touch your butt and he says no granddad and then he's like well okay then i don't remember the joke i just remember that was the setup and it was like you stuck the landing on that one eventually it gets to the point where it's like can you dick touch your butt and then he says yes he's like well then you can go PROFANITY_TOKEN yourself or something i don't remember no that's a joke yeah i don't remember a good one that's like the last time i remember getting a little silly wow is that the same time you ran into monique no no i think it was you and andrew that ran into her once andrew and i used to go to the bars all the time yeah we used to go often so thanks to mr beastberger for letting us have a menu item the moist cheese is in
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