and i don't do it all the time it's like maybe once a month at best okay it's not that bad all right all right when did you last cringe at a tabletop probably like three years ago friend wants to run a mythic evil campaign a pathfinder as a change of peace one player in our group who never plays anything but mutual good or lawful good in d d or pathfinder is against the idea but eventually relents we all spent the week leading up to the game talking about our character concepts and speculating on the direction of the game except for that player who is uncharacteristically quiet gameday rules round and we start that player is playing a wizard first thing he does is immediately break away from the party makes his own little pocket realm finds the nearest undefended village and raises it but not before kidnapping all of the village's female children oh for god's sake i was about to stop you there and be like oh well they're getting an evil campaign but then i left and then oh like that next yeah okay guys right at this point the rest of the table has stopped with their inner character bickering and become clearly uncomfortable with the direction this player is going dm tells him this really isn't terribly appropriate for the table the player clarifies that it's all okay because he's not going to touch the kids yet yes yes PROFANITY_TOKEN jesus christ PROFANITY_TOKEN he's just going to trap and groom them to be his sex slaves when they're NUMBER_TOKEN. as if that's much better like look okay okay look look i want to have a filthy harm but i do have standards guys okay i have standards right i just want to do a bit of social manipulation okay don't judge me right dm begrudgingly decides to let him continue but more or less sidelines him the rest of the session one to focus on the rest of the party the next session the dude is constantly pushing the dm to let him elaborate on what he's doing to break these girls in his pocket realm i love the way they call it the pocket realm i know you mean pogba PROFANITY_TOKEN tm basically throws his hands up and nukes the setting on the campaign by the end of the session rather than to have to deal with the guys whining if we kicked him out of the game we still play with the guy because he's a long time friend and roommate of one of our players but mom i've never quite been able to look at the guy this way again i won't easily forget the joy he expressed when he was doing it nor his disappointment when the dm wouldn't enable him by continuing continuing the game i've always wondered about that when it comes to like these sorts of stories like normally they do fall apart yeah but have you guys ever experienced it where like you know it continues but like you've always got that memory that that you know because like let's be serious there's some things that just leave a smell or like they retain you know like it like marks the soul almost yeah hey guys do you like models in your tabletop role-playing games cause we do too do you like having big bitty wifeys on your table cause we do too we got human bitties we got lizard betties we got
START_SELFPROMO_TOKEN guys do you like models in your tabletop role-playing games cause we do too do you like having big bitty wifeys on your table cause we do too we got human bitties we got lizard betties we got END_SELFPROMO_TOKEN