punishment number three we're going to play romelu in gold for the whole of january what that in fact is a big fat lie romelu we're actually sending you to afghan what i'm built on cockface that's why we'll be disguising you as edward mandy navicatus through goal oh not a girl NUMBER_TOKEN nil not only does it teach you a lesson i get to play mandy in gold for january instead of kappa aries a ball bagger oh yeah we will the english media don't know their edward mendys from their benjamin NUMBER_TOKENs and their romelu lukakus from their stormzies as long as mendy has lukaku printed on the back of his shirt these idiots won't suspect a thing of a PROFANITY_TOKEN punishment number four we'll be sending romelu out as a chelsea rant boy what wolf what's the big deal chelsea sent all of their youngsters out as rand boys what's up we're famous for it and it's very lucrative how else do you think we get them ready for the first team what's up just like our boy billy gilmore who we've rented out to norwich oh wait a minute you mean you're going to send me out on loan yeah chelsea rent boy chelsea rent boy hello hello oh thomas a rent boy is not a young footballer who goes out on loan oh really really and that misunderstanding has hopefully just cost you your job punishment number five we'll be giving ramalu the louise william punishment louise willian punishment wait you don't mean i do mean we're sending you to arsenal yeah arsenal no not arsenal anything but arsenal even if it's worse than arsenal even if it's everton your wish is my command suppose yeah spurs yes spoofs wait a minute this could backfire massively uh deal off uh we've just accepted a last minute offer from a different london club oh PROFANITY_TOKEN why am i dressed as a teenage girl punishment number five this was the last minute offer from a different london club i don't understand we've loaned you out to prince andrew oh PROFANITY_TOKEN what other punishments could chelsea hand out to the naughty boy romelu lukaku let me know in the comments and check out romelu lukaku's first day at chelsea i wonder if i'll get to make a first day back at intervideo and finally a happy new year to every one of you happy new year
START_INTERACTION_TOKEN other punishments could chelsea hand out to the naughty boy romelu lukaku let me know in the comments and check out romelu lukaku's first day at chelsea i wonder if i'll get to make a first day back at intervideo and finally a happy new year to every one of you happy new year END_INTERACTION_TOKEN