there are some people who not only believe that their dead parents in heaven can see them okay okay they honestly believe that their dead parents in heaven can help them you've heard these people i'm sure they honestly somehow believe that their dead parents in heaven can intercede with god on their behalf to gain favors for the living i come from a catholic home i heard this shit yeah they sit there in the chair with the fucking rosary and they look at you like this you know and they said oh my dad my dad was looking out for me he was looking out i don't know how he got me out of that jam but he got me oh my mom my mom was in surgery with me she was in i could feel her presence in there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah fine like the people who die have nothing better to do than to run the heavenly branch of the make-a-wish foundation now if people want to believe this kind of stuff it's fine with me let them believe it i don't i don't i don't want to disabuse anyone of their just their beliefs but i have a question about this a question that involves logic let's suppose it's true let's allow the proposition that somehow dead parents in heaven can help their living children fine so we've got a family living on earth father and mother and four kids family of six good family nice family doing all the right things having a good time making all the right moves and the parents go away on a weekend trip and get killed in an accident and the children of course survive so now according to this theory these two people go to heaven and they start helping their four living children helping them with everything they need helping them with their science projects with their s.a.t scores helping them get a good school and get a nice job and get a promotion and raise someone to marry and they all grow up these four kids now grow up and have children of their own and let's say that all four of these now grown children also die at the same time just for the sake of argument let's say there's an explosion at thanksgiving dinner
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