depression too i think every other tick tock i see are young adults gleefully dancing about their deaths i think both millennials and gen zers have come to an agreement and that nothing matters the world's ending let's post memes if they complain about tick tock they're a youtuber if they complain about youtube they're a tick-tocker if they complain about both they're a human being PROFANITY_TOKEN that's a much better punch line than uh where i thought this was going i thought you're gonna say boomer this is that's so much better i do wage a couple of years though for every few hours i spend on tick tock one of them is insincerely apologizing for assault allegations and the other is insincerely apologizing for assault allegations but they're dancing to it this time we're going in hard early huh those tick tockers they are great dancers but terrible people tick tocker points up and nods at the stolen content the youtubers in the corner reacting to the stuff hi there if you're like millions of americans today you're probably all too familiar with nasty by the way thank you for using um the heinzmann this is like a well over NUMBER_TOKEN year old no this is like a NUMBER_TOKEN year old video on my channel thank you this was my failed entry for a a heinz ketchup contest i did not win i can imagine a tick tocker reacting to this video going he is epic his mission endless his name the heinzmann oh my god with some words saying like if i had to watch this so do you or something like that at least we both agree that uh people who steal content are epic before i continue i want to thank today's sponsor brightsellers a monthly wine club that we've been enjoying for over a year now we love it because they send us wine based on our tastes and preferences you take their quick and easy seven question quiz and they do all the rest no more going to a liquor store and getting overwhelmed and saying bazingo what's more each box comes with wine education cards that tell you everything about each bottle we're talking pairings serving temperatures origin and tasting notes my favorite pastime is sounding like a snob and saying i'm getting notes of lemongrass and coconut and because we've been doing this for over a year bright cellars is getting pretty good at recommending wine to us that we love my favorite bottle this month is watch keeper a sauvignon blanc with hints of lemon grapefruit and pineapple it's fresh and fruity and makes me want to dance good job bright sellers you've done it again brightsellers is giving you guys an exclusive NUMBER_TOKEN off their first six bottle box plus a bonus bottle that's seven bottles in total for NUMBER_TOKEN dollars a crazy value click the link below to support my channel and take their quiz to get started youtubers do the same exact thing as tick tockers for NUMBER_TOKEN extra minutes now hold on no ryan i refuse to believe this how do how dare you first off our superior videos are longer cause they need to be we say more these stupid tick-tock kids everything's a joke to them you can't upload a NUMBER_TOKEN-minute video essay to tick-tock
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN before i continue i want to thank today's sponsor brightsellers a monthly wine club that we've been enjoying for over a year now we love it because they send us wine based on our tastes and preferences you take their quick and easy seven question quiz and they do all the rest no more going to a liquor store and getting overwhelmed and saying bazingo what's more each box comes with wine education cards that tell you everything about each bottle we're talking pairings serving temperatures origin and tasting notes my favorite pastime is sounding like a snob and saying i'm getting notes of lemongrass and coconut and because we've been doing this for over a year bright cellars is getting pretty good at recommending wine to us that we love my favorite bottle this month is watch keeper a sauvignon blanc with hints of lemon grapefruit and pineapple it's fresh and fruity and makes me want to dance good job bright sellers you've done it again brightsellers is giving you guys an exclusive NUMBER_TOKEN off their first six bottle box plus a bonus bottle that's seven bottles in total for NUMBER_TOKEN dollars a crazy value click the link below to support my channel and take their quiz to get started END_SPONSOR_TOKEN