thunder don't shoot i'm the leader of this dangerous mission boy am i glad to see you sir i think we missed our drop yes that's because i'm the officer for which nothing on this mission will go to plan you'll note my stern demeanor and home county's accent you'll often find i ignore intelligence reports and seemingly useful advice from lower ranks i'm also the officer that finds himself saying that's an order every three and a half minutes what's the matter pull yourself together man that's an order sorry sir i'm the soldier that's new to the horrors of war my usual duties involve clerical work and getting those around me killed i'm also the soldier that'll have a full-blown panic attack whenever the enemy are nearby yet inexplicably survives the whole mission oh also the one that might throw up at the side of a dead body
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