here's to another video where i don't sing at all i just talk to a camera as if it were an actual human being this time i asked you guys to tell me all of your assumptions about me which is extremely narcissistic very narcissistic but i didn't know what else to do so if you have any suggestions for these types of videos that i love doing by the way let me know in the comments and as always i have my tea here with me to help me get through it and if you're wondering what type of tea this is it's black tea with strawberries and it's actually pretty good it's actually quite delicious so let's get to the assumptions i selected the best ones i wasn't able to read them all because i didn't think people would leave so many but here we go your morning ritual includes waking up five minutes earlier than your alarm check your phone greet your dog have breakfast brush your teeth then put on your human skin suit practice violet's voice and demeanor for a little bit in the mirror and you're ready for the day this is so accurate it's a little bit scary because i do do all of these things i wake up five minutes before my alarm and i get so sad every time i check my phone because as every good youtuber i'm addicted to my phone i greet my dog who's there by the way i have my protein smoothie then i brush my teeth and then if i have to film i have to get ready like this which is not usually the way that i get ready every day like i don't put on makeup every day so you could say that i practice violet's demeanor and look your boobs have a bank account of their own yes they do but it doesn't matter because i don't have access to it i assume your video is sponsored by rage shadow legends you're right no you're not i'm kidding this video is sponsored by surf shark vpn and dude i'm so happy i got another sponsor because i don't know if you guys realize just how expensive it is to make every single cover video so the fact that now i'm getting sponsors is a blessing you guys can use the code orlandy to get NUMBER_TOKEN off plus three months for free you can use surf shark on your phone and on your computer to trick the internet that you're in a different country every time and you can change your location according to your needs let's say you want to access a website that's only available in poland easy then you just change the settings on your vpn to transfer the soul of your computer from your house to poland that's the fun part the not so fun part but still extremely necessary is that surfshark protects and encrypts your data so all of your passwords documents private information are safe it's like wearing a condom during sex only your bedroom is the internet your bed is a surfboard and the psychopath you brought home as your date is a PROFANITY_TOKEN shark out to get you and the only thing standing in between you and death is your vpn condom well it's not death but it's like bad thing so get surfsharkvpn right now using the very first link in my description using code orlandy to get
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN this video is sponsored by surf shark vpn and dude i'm so happy i got another sponsor because i don't know if you guys realize just how expensive it is to make every single cover video so the fact that now i'm getting sponsors is a blessing you guys can use the code orlandy to get NUMBER_TOKEN off plus three months for free you can use surf shark on your phone and on your computer to trick the internet that you're in a different country every time and you can change your location according to your needs let's say you want to access a website that's only available in poland easy then you just change the settings on your vpn to transfer the soul of your computer from your house to poland that's the fun part the not so fun part but still extremely necessary is that surfshark protects and encrypts your data so all of your passwords documents private information are safe it's like wearing a condom during sex only your bedroom is the internet your bed is a surfboard and the psychopath you brought home as your date is a PROFANITY_TOKEN shark out to get you and the only thing standing in between you and death is your vpn condom well it's not death but it's like bad thing so get surfsharkvpn right now using the very first link in my description using code orlandy to get END_SPONSOR_TOKEN