hey okay i'm just going to start off by saying that it's been a really rough couple years for everybody but for me it's been bad bad bad like real bad and it has been brought to my attention that i may have said some things or done some things in the past that have upset some people and i'm really sorry but i i do want to say that i've been working on myself and i truly believe that i have grown tremendously and i just want people to recognize that yeah nobody's arguing that you've grown man you're literally like NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN feet tall so we're done talking about that we all agree that you've grown but uh what we need to start talking about now is how that happened and how we're gonna fix it the truth is i've had some humongous changes happen in my life and i just want people to validate that like did you get bit by something or did you eat like a magical berry from a guy who goes like this like this type of guy like a listen i'm gonna tell you guys something and i'm only gonna say this once uh-huh you guys are my best friends okay did you know that that's great man anything else you'd like to add or oh yeah um do you guys know me i'm checking webmd yeah i'm speed running through wikihow right now abnormal i wouldn't look that up if i were you oh my god that's bad recognize the man that i am today this is all just stuff about puberty look guys i'm not looking for an award or anything okay i just want some recognition that i've grown yes as a person still yes i think we're past that you're enormous yeah we're talking about solutions now hey i got an idea what if you could pick three words to describe the new me what would they be and why let's just leave them here now we can't do that why not but didn't you hear him just confess we're his best friends yeah that was really sad yeah he's not really in the front group is he hey daniel daniel what don't freak out but i'm gonna call you a paramedic okay you're calling me pathetic no a paramedic a doctor i'm sorry i could barely understand a word you guys are saying why are you guys standing so far away daniel look we're happy that you've grown in a figurative sense but we're talking about your literal your physical height right now oh that you're talking about this oh my god yes no yeah i was just struck by lightning ten times in a row hey you guys didn't hear about that it was like all over the news you know what they say what doesn't kill you makes you taller that's not how that goes now for the sketch after the sketch brought to you by squarespace oh hello i'm currently hiding from NUMBER_TOKEN hungry bears and i need help asap have you tried swimming squarespace you say whoa huh an easy to use website with simple drag and drop tools how convenient
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