seen you step on the scale in the bathroom butt ass naked and you are you straight up are NUMBER_TOKEN pounds but i'm not yeah i got a microchip implants in my skin it allows me to communicate with phones or low frequency rfid so like um you know like how you can have like a badge for a work and you can scan into a doorway oh yeah um yeah so i've got a microchip implanted in my skin so i can do that i can program it to do stuff like that only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed so if you end up liking this video consider subscribing i hit a crowd once with my car she didn't know that caitlyn did i tell you that before oh PROFANITY_TOKEN i hit a crackhead with my car and when i came home i cuz there's like a little dent in it i told my dad i was like hey someone hit and ran me i don't know what to do and he was just like you can't you can't do anything he can't find him and i was the one who PROFANITY_TOKEN hit them so it's a weird thing it's a very weird thing i guess it would have to say that like because i'm a democrat you know i'm not trying to get political but that's where i would i'd be you know my family's republican and if i were to tell them i was democratic they're very political and if i said that it probably caused an uproar in my family i don't really talk to my mom she doesn't know pretending to be a girl yeah there you go my mother has no idea that i was mute for half a year and only use sign language is i got a side chick yeah nice try mom i think that she doesn't know or she'd probably be surprised to know that uh i was very close to being married at one point i never told her because the relationship ended uh after about three and a half years but i was very close to like proposing and marrying uh one of my exes i don't think she i think she'd be surprised to hear that i don't really regret it but like yeah my parents are very against like permanent modifications to your body and so i decided to make a little uh little hidden addition to my body so i've got a microchip in my hand it is entirely yeah it's it's entirely experimental it's weird stuff but anyway yeah technically i'm a cyborg so that's something that my mom doesn't know about me that's a little bit of a thing because i was adopted and so i haven't had a lot of contact with my biological mother luckily i just reconnected with her and i've had to distance myself from my adopted family but honestly there's a lot she doesn't know i never really got to know her she never really got to know me i have visited her and i have talked to her about a few things i've done but i guess the majority of what i am she doesn't know go kind
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