all right guys what you're looking at here on your screen is just what i would describe as a tragedy really this is a real conversation that one of my friends had with a girl and man this was just so bad when i saw the screenshot i said to myself man i have just got to share this with the fellas when he asked her if she wanted to talk tomorrow he got the response of idk haven't felt great we'll see that was it three separate texts no punctuation all lowercase let you know it's just so disconnected the poor guy's been wanting to talk to her for like six months now she just won't even give him much it's really just all a tragedy there's no other way that i could put it i am so PROFANITY_TOKEN glad guys that i'm married and i don't have to worry about dealing with this i say this all the time i feel bad for you guys out there that are in the dating game right now this is what you all got to deal with i am genuinely so so extremely sorry for you i think i really truly rather would be left on red than get this text my god all right fellas welcome back another week has passed out here on the internet and as per the usual arrangement you already know there's no shortage of stupid PROFANITY_TOKEN to make fun of let's just get right into it if you are new make sure you subscribe right now or else you have an extremely high chance of having a small dick and also turn on your goddamn notification so that you can be a part of the buzz every single time a new video goes live and last but not least of course watch the entire video don't be a PROFANITY_TOKEN now fellas let's talk about body count for a minute here right so we haven't really talked about this a whole lot on the channel and i will often leave the floor open to the audience out here so you you tell me right now what would you say is the ideal body count for someone that you are going to marry i looked up some data on this and i found that the average number for body count for both men and women is about seven seven throughout the course of your entire life so if you're talking about getting married presumably that would be the last person that would increase your body count so basically yourself and six others would be the average amount that you would run into out in the world which honestly i i think is pretty good you know i would say anything below NUMBER_TOKEN is probably uh how do i stay preferred right that's what i would prefer because anything higher than that is just kind of like if you're a little younger maybe in the dating game not quite ready for marriage maybe you'd say like i don't know below five would be where you would want to keep it around you know what i mean well i found this article here on the internet and uh well this goes a little bit above that so the headline is i've slept with over NUMBER_TOKEN thousand people and my fiance still loves me and we cannot wait to get married bros sixteen thousand people what the PROFANITY_TOKEN i've never heard anything like this in my entire life so if this is true which you know let's just assume it's true this woman was an ex-prostitute by the way so yeah it's probably pretty close to true right but if it's
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