by a sense of toxic positivity and cringy jokes please consider subscribing and the rest of you are now permitted to abuse the living PROFANITY_TOKEN out of that like button and let's get into it okay so game one i resorted to playing my pocket pick miss bubblegum boobies hoping that being pretty and dressing like a PROFANITY_TOKEN would be enough to give me success despite bringing absolutely nothing else of value to the table as this is NUMBER_TOKEN and that seems to be a winning recipe but unfortunately letting my nipples bleed through my pop star brassiere wasn't enough to convince five of them to not take turns licking a dumbass's ass flavored lollipop resulting in a dark harvest echo receiving a premature paycheck in my first promos game but i got a glimpse of hope when their bald pervy secret service man proved to be board-certified in nine forms of stupidity going out of his way to request we do an icebreaker only to burn his flash encouraging me to do the same which scored me a quick three hundo and then i make a non-convincing argument to the promo gods to let me pass this interview by casually over extending with two wards and less vision than a coal miner with cataracts as obama's wife asks the frost fetish how to sit still so i can splatter some dead PROFANITY_TOKEN guts onto her for some burst but big surprise the blind bats are getting ganked and instead of retreating to safety i resort to doing everything in my power to be convinced that i am not lying to myself when i type worth in all chat NUMBER_TOKEN seconds later when we both die after greeting for one kill and to make matters worse mr teen titan and his glow-in-the-dark dildo immediately came back for a laying gank just to violently pull any confidence that i have about deserving to be in plat straight out of my raw anus so he can take a sloppy donkey PROFANITY_TOKEN all over it but my inability to read mini maps was no longer my biggest problem as we had a bolder brain top laner getting as rock PROFANITY_TOKEN smashed in on repeat and threatening to leave the game and it turns out luke is both mexican and a man of his word because that PROFANITY_TOKEN scrammed two minutes later fulfilling prophecy that riot's algorithms match you with the kids still on mommy's tit milk the second you get into promos and of course quitting is contagious so my teammates would rather type about how they just agree that being a PROFANITY_TOKEN and complaining about it is better than trying so they are chilling in fountain leaving me all alone and laying to get tower didn't just so the lazy PROFANITY_TOKEN can tap her all to steal the credit for me and the tower's hard work without any intention of spending that gold as my jungler sticks her swollen maul cop hand straight up that lonely ash hole for the kill and then like clockwork right exactly at the NUMBER_TOKEN-minute mark that maulding PROFANITY_TOKEN reconnects as if he set a timer to the exact second so that he can be the most punctual of PROFANITY_TOKEN showing up to check off the i'm a certified piece of PROFANITY_TOKEN box on his
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