your wireless bill to NUMBER_TOKEN bucks a month at URL_TOKEN lewis hello back again for a very special edition of louis black's rant cast the new york comic-con edition as you can see time has passed the shades have been drawn uh i would have been back a little sooner but i was having too much fun with my owie hi this is from my friend mildred she is my friend mildred and she hails from tucson arizona and i'd like an explanation i've never really understood why people say hails from um but i'm sure there's a good one and i'm probably missing is probably right in front of me uh the the reason for it you could uh you know send it in to my website it would clear things up for me it'd be really good that means i'll have learned one thing during the pandemic mr mildred has this to say i'm really going to miss a parade of overweight batman captain america's wonder woman hulks thor's jokers spiderman uh black panthers doctor strangers and god only knows how many other would-be marvel superheroes in their skin-tight outfits with oversight cod pieces and droopy haven't seen perky in NUMBER_TOKEN years breasts thousands of geeky sheldons strolling the streets and sidewalks slapping their ample asses in diner booths doing bad impersonations that's of impersonations downey jr then when they actually walk by the real robert downey jr they don't believe it's really them how will i live without that game of thrones reunion or the thousand and seven times idiots in the food line flash the spock live longer and prosper handling if the jaded rubber glove NUMBER_TOKEN year old angry would-be retiree who got screwed by bernie madoff and now has to spend weekends handing out hot dogs cooked in indian point of fluent right along with the battered dipped free-eyed fish this is sarah from new jersey the whole state i'm gonna miss getting up at NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN a.m to wrangle everybody to catch the NUMBER_TOKEN am train just to guarantee a seat at a panel before booking it straight to the show floor and snatching up all the free stuff i'm going to miss the smell of disgustingly overly buttered popcorn and my aunt crying out it got my mouth whenever we passed by someone with bad b.o i'm also going to miss getting stuck in a body traffic jam where i'm separated from my hand and the horrified look on her face when i finally catch up to her and tell her that wasn't me behind you and she realized that it was someone's belly pushing her forward in the end i'm really going to miss having to hunt down a shaved ice truck that has both strawberry and lemon all over the convention hall and having to run around it at least four times before running with multiple cups plus my bags to my group before they melted you wouldn't expect getting exercise at comic-con with all the line waiting but believe me you do the whole day you're running on wawa coffee pretzels and water before you finally get to relax at starlight
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