people are they're they're they're taking money they're stealing they're doing kind of what's written about in the pandora papers that's right and he goes we're gonna have to have a little bit of a talk and we're gonna have to lock everybody up in the ritz and the party's over and my my thing is if katie porter god if katie porter yeah kidnapped jamie diamond in a minivan like in a lunch lady outfit yeah like dressed like chris farley from lunch ladyland if she threw jamie diamond in a minivan with a bunch of other ceos and took them to like the four seasons okay and just directed their torture i don't know that you'd get anything out of it but the pure aesthetic value of that to me is not nothing you know what i mean you'd be like oh dude they mean business they're not kidding around there was a terrible shake-up in america the elites were on the run lunch lady and congresswoman katie porter and i know she's like a lawyer but she looks like a lunch lady she does lunch lady katie porter in the middle of making sloppy joes kidnapped jamie dimon and a bunch of other ceos and brought them to the four seasons hotel where they were mercilessly tortured by interrogators and she's just sitting there she's like where's the money mr diamond i feel like we've met before and he's like oh there's a chain on a wall she's like we've met before haven't we i believe i asked you a question about how people at your bank could make ends meet i broke down all their monthly expenses what and the guy's just hitting them yeah i remember well mr chairman i have a few more questions for you do you have the time i think you do he's just chained up in a suite at the four seasons hotel being brutalized by interrogators and then katie porter is like all right so mr diamond let's let's just let's start by saying i'm your friend and i think we both want the best for america wouldn't you agree jamie and he's like please stop this i'll give you anything you want well i'm glad you said that because i have a lot of questions about your bank about about your lending practices about the money that you've paid to get out of serious government inquiries so i'm glad you're here and just just lashings and again i'm not saying it's the right thing to do i'm just saying these seem to be the choices these are we live in a world of so few choices there's not much to do when these things come out so you either drag all these people to a hotel and beat and torture them or you just kind of ignore it and you go bad boy you're a naughty boy you're a naughty buy are you being a naughty boy in martha's vineyard i bet you are there's not you know
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