a report on this absolute nightmare fuel a man was enjoying the sun in his backyard in windsor southeast england when a passing plane dropped toilet waste over him and his garden furniture a local counselor said during a recent meeting the unfortunate incident in which a plane discharged sewage took place in july according to the minutes of royal borough of windsor and maidenhead's most recent aviation forum quote his whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way said karen davies ward counselor for clear east during the october NUMBER_TOKEN meeting he was out in his garden at the time and it was a really horrible horrible experience the local lawmaker continued the whole garden garden umbrellas and him were covered in poop davies explained it's absolutely dreadful she said during the meeting yeah i would imagine so uh i can especially i mean not even yourself being covered in PROFANITY_TOKEN but all of your fresh produce in your vegetable garden and your outdoor furniture was which is not cheap yeah this is when you really need a pressure washer and i just have to imagine because the world loves irony that like this guy you know a month earlier doctors like you gotta get outside more we we've all been cooped up gardening it's an easy way to get on your feet get the vitamin d you know we've all been cooped up for so long and i think it would be really beneficial get the blood flowing and then next thing you know you're just getting shot i was cooped up now pooped up yeah so obviously this kind of thing is not supposed to happen airplane toilet systems are vacuum sealed and they're only meant to be emptied out when the plane is on the ground it's like it's impossible for the pilot to just be like we need to take off some weight here it's like he's looking through a pipe like he's aiming it all right bombs away not possible uh but uh when there are leaks planes they're usually so high in the sky that what falls down to earth is frozen it's known as blue ice due to the distinctive color of the disinfectant used in airplane toilet systems it's just the worst kind of hail you could imagine yeah it's not liquid spicy hail but blue ice incidents they're extremely rare there's only a few incidents per year that are documented and it usually just results in property damage at worst which still sucks but at least you're not getting rained on by doo doo by the time you find it you have no idea like there's like a crack in the roof or like your shed or something it's like i wonder how that got there i have no idea because it's already melted into the ground yeah and uh maybe a flower or you find it you're like joe dirt and you're like i found this meteorite how much do you think i could sell this so that was like you know back in the NUMBER_TOKENs i remember i don't know if it was like a urban legend or something but i remember back in the NUMBER_TOKENs like reports of people finding like solids this wow what is this like crashing through the roof but yeah it would happen and be like wow what is this like and then it would melt and it's like obviously this is human PROFANITY_TOKEN and
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