play a martial class at all you just get your head stomped and you only last like yeah these sessions so i suppose i won't need to blow her head off by accident or anything if i if they're like oh my god this is cringe you guys please make it stop you know hey guys do you like models in your tabletop role-playing games cause we do too do you like having big biddy waifus on your table cause we do too we got human bitties we got lizard betty's we got pork bitties oni billies cat PROFANITY_TOKEN we've got everything you want at URL_TOKEN check the links down below it helps us out a lot sorry for interrupting the video let's get on the story honestly PROFANITY_TOKEN all players who play edgy loners or just characters who have no interest in being part of an adventure worse yet they always do it with the knowledge that the other pcs of the gm will have to go out of their way to find some contrived reason to drag them into the plot or dungeon because the encounters weren't designed or balanced to be dealt with three players instead of four that happens too often it happens far too often guys i don't know what it is i've never really been attracted to the edgy lunar type character yeah that much i don't feel like they i don't know for me i just it's not something i've really yeah went towards although i was just saying i really want to play hex blade but look guys i've never played a hack speed i want to play so just don't judge me right try naughty PROFANITY_TOKEN murder hobo wizard proceeds to think that raw is how every dmd setting works when the dm can't change it to whatever he and his players want literally does PROFANITY_TOKEN that would get him killed in a normal party if it wasn't filled with that guys only read the player's handbook but wants to be the dm trash should actually role playing his backstory so it comes off as a list of excuses for his character to be a shitty person i mean like that is that noble backstreets are meant for is that all the back stories were designed to be it's like this is an excuse and this is why i do the PROFANITY_TOKEN that i do yeah yeah my daddy didn't love me yeah i'm sorry but like you know like that's what backstreet yeah devolves into a lot of the time yeah you know players have to kill a dragon they work with the captain of the town guard and the king to forge an anti-dragon weapon for five sessions weapon is forged pcs plus the time guard go to kill the dragon captain explains that since he's the captain he'll use the weapon fight starts captain dies instantly as planned drops weapon none of the pcs think to pick up the weapon try to kill it with their shitty plus one weapons instead oh good christ well i mean like he said he did like let him go ahead and disappears quickly realized that they can't kill the dragon like this run for the hills and never come back instead of becoming the heroes of the time the pcs are now remembered as the heated cards by everyone who survived to this day the
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