tower giant prison full of the arbiters no relation to the arbiter evil problem children because everybody knows that the best way to deal with your problems is to lock them away and forget about them and to let them fester for a few thousand years and then make someone else solve your problems for you this is why people are getting eaten by dragons you're gonna need specialists that know how to wind and dine them and strip them of their buffs and drain their turn meters while you're focused on getting rid of the debuffs because no one's satisfied with a lame performance and then there's the scarab king which looks more like a giant mutant lobster to me than a dung beetle but whatever you say who tanks your weak baby slaps unless you reduce his max hp and if you're not wearing protection then he's gonna give you crabs also kill you this month raid has a bunch of special events every single day and a bunch of new champions but the big update this month is the guardian ring wait you're telling me this game has a ring and an arbiter and it's definitely no relation to the arbiter okay the guardian ring brings a load of new ways to use your champions and a faction guardian system where you can get legendary champions you missed out on and a brand new upgrade system for champions if you actually want to stand a chance against the dragons and giant spiders you can get a huge head start in raid by following the link in the description or scanning my qr code you'll get an epic hero chenoru who's great in the doom tower NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN silver an xp boost an energy refill and an ancient shard so you can summon a new champ as soon as you get in game you can find all your rewards in your inbox here these rewards are only available for new players for the next NUMBER_TOKEN days so take your time but not too much time helicopter head asks us our name and we introduce ourselves as PROFANITY_TOKEN this game because PROFANITY_TOKEN this game turns out we've got actual brain damage this time i didn't even have to make it up after suffering through god-awful ui for character customization we suffer through god-awful ui for stat distribution and you better believe i'm doing a stupid build because come on it's me we're talking about one intelligence is just how i play games and now helicopter head takes us through a psychiatric evaluation that determines your skills because the game designer said yeah having the player pick random options to get a desired skill is a great idea and then asks us to do an inkblot test because hey does that look like two bears high-fiving and then we get to manually choose which skills we want tagged which means that the psychological evaluation was complete nonsense PROFANITY_TOKEN and a waste of time cool helicopter head lets us know that he rifled through our stuff and read our mail which is a federal crime so we call him an PROFANITY_TOKEN and get interrupted by a bunch of pop-up tutorials because it's already been NUMBER_TOKEN minutes of not playing the game what's another two minutes of pop-ups we get flashbanged on our way outside and get interrupted by more dlc pop-ups oh my god and we finally get a good look at
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN tower giant prison full of the arbiters no relation to the arbiter evil problem children because everybody knows that the best way to deal with your problems is to lock them away and forget about them and to let them fester for a few thousand years and then make someone else solve your problems for you this is why people are getting eaten by dragons you're gonna need specialists that know how to wind and dine them and strip them of their buffs and drain their turn meters while you're focused on getting rid of the debuffs because no one's satisfied with a lame performance and then there's the scarab king which looks more like a giant mutant lobster to me than a dung beetle but whatever you say who tanks your weak baby slaps unless you reduce his max hp and if you're not wearing protection then he's gonna give you crabs also kill you this month raid has a bunch of special events every single day and a bunch of new champions but the big update this month is the guardian ring wait you're telling me this game has a ring and an arbiter and it's definitely no relation to the arbiter okay the guardian ring brings a load of new ways to use your champions and a faction guardian system where you can get legendary champions you missed out on and a brand new upgrade system for champions if you actually want to stand a chance against the dragons and giant spiders you can get a huge head start in raid by following the link in the description or scanning my qr code you'll get an epic hero chenoru who's great in the doom tower NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN silver an xp boost an energy refill and an ancient shard so you can summon a new champ as soon as you get in game you can find all your rewards in your inbox here these rewards are only available for new players for the next NUMBER_TOKEN days so take your time but not too much time END_SPONSOR_TOKEN