reason why the marines are so PROFANITY_TOKEN skinny because they just feed him a leftover trash from the dumpster that everybody else throws out well that the navy throws out so it's mainly just broken condoms filled with jits don't use your gtc at strip clubs for those of you that don't know what a gtc is it's your government travel card which you use to purchase flights and room and board when you're going to training or another military post and the government tracks that PROFANITY_TOKEN and comes after you harder than any debt collector you've ever seen your entire life your unit will shut down if you owe NUMBER_TOKEN on a government travel card they'll string you up by your toes and shake you until change comes out of your pockets so don't put strip club shenanigans on your government travel card you use your debit card and get cash out at an atm at rite aid and then you go to the strip club modern problems deserve modern solutions why how did the suction major how did star trek major of the army grinstein not know that people were gonna totally meme him holding a cardboard sign i'm surprised there isn't one oh my god if you zoom in even closer they disrespected the secretary of the army put airports rank on him cold-blooded you haven't been tired until you snip this to stay awake i did not grow up during this time in basic training where we all got hand sanitizer nowadays prime skin hand sanitizer is like it's just constantly issued to them and they fill it up all the time and i'll watch these little PROFANITY_TOKEN fiends just squirting in their hands and oh and snort it like a PROFANITY_TOKEN bump just ah yeah i need my i need my PROFANITY_TOKEN hand sanitizer ah just the the alcohol vapors just wake him up and that's a good idea because it worked with one kid it's like having somebody smoke meth and be like oh i had so much extra energy yeah but why would you smoke the meth in the first place and we're going to end on first day in the unit if you know
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