anymore i get calls about this every day now it's even in my planet balls over the good old days when we just had to worry about nigerian princes ah NUMBER_TOKEN billion years ago this will be a long one back in the day jupiter loved to pick on the inner planets he threw asteroids at us he influenced our orbits he was planning his final act of treachery his plan he was going to collide me with my sister venus annihilating us both i tried to warn her but she was asleep she thought i was boring just as i thought we were as good as dead a hero clad in dark blue approached from behind and diverted jupiter's attention it was unreal and at first i thought we had two attackers instead of just one but what happened next startled even me this planet who i've never met before distracted jupiter but jupiter kicked it away quite possibly for good the mysterious planet ejected itself to save me as my hero slowly shrank to a white dot in the sky i realized i was in love i thought that after what happened with thea i couldn't love anyone anymore but this ice giant proved me wrong that's why i've been looking for him ever since and that settles it i saw you talking to venus about this so if you're planning on talking to jupiter next just know he'll probably make up some stupid lie is that what planet x is did planet x save us from like jupiter's gravitational pull it literally sacrificed everything for us oh i just realized planet x isn't a thing anymore since we no longer have pluto as a planet so we're actually looking for planet nine i feel like i could have gone my whole life without ever realizing that here's the same story but from venus's perspective i do have one memory from that time but i have to keep it quick venus fashion enterprise has to remain in business you know back then i was a young planet that dreamed of fame and wealth i may be one of the innermost planets but that didn't stop me from thinking out of the solar system even back then at that point something particular happened i began to migrate out until i found myself face to face with my sister earth we could have collided if we got any closer so i asked earth if she knew what was up or this was a threat to my aspiring business earth then proceeded to do something predictable and droned on about science and jupiter and whatnot i fell asleep so i don't know what she said all i know is at some point she turned around with the biggest smile i've ever seen on her face then her and i began to retreat back to our regular orbits i was relieved to say the least if we had collided here my riches and big ideas could have collided with us i am ever grateful that we didn't and that's it that's what i remember happening back then and what about planet nine planet nine venus has no idea what the hell is going on venus is trying to be a fashionista she doesn't know about no science and one thing we know for sure is that venus is pretty hot
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