smiling cartoon piece of pizza on it i wish i could kick my own ass when i read this i actually i laughed and screamed i didn't say it to a few people and i wish i could kick my own ass too i'm an idiot i told you so he describes his chub rub as two sticks rubbing together starting a campfire and my s'more was starting to smell like fish stop have a wash maybe see a doctor if that continues mate he puts cold water on his rash but it makes it worse the stakes are always so high in these essays i'm at the edge of my seat will he get through his leg rash won't he who cares jack and he just plagiarized this whole like little essay bit from that episode of friends where ross has the leather pants and then he gets too hot and puts the cold water on them and then they sort of shrink and then he puts ointment on them and comes out covered in yeah because shane gets an ointment from the college nurse and the nurse tells him to drop out of college to follow his dreams of becoming a director worked out pretty well dinner in this essay timeline he's not even lasted a full day at college because he didn't fancy having to walk around the campus mum one day you're going to make a movie like titanic and inspire a kid to be a director just like you i will eat this laptop the day that that ever happens also fun fact i've never seen titanic i refuse to watch it on principle what principle you'll never know from that day forward i started posting monthly videos on youtube and learned everything i could monthly monthly videos imagine being able to get away with that now i'm not having to upload like a billion times every other second so the algorithm doesn't destroy your channel monthly that'll be the that'd be good huh saying that the right opinion posts once every like few months but i'm not capable of doing what he does so i can barely read and learned everything i could ever have hoped to learn in college i learned how to edit produce write scripts act and even build an audience you learn how to act oh shame baby no no no that's the end of that essay so uh NUMBER_TOKEN out of NUMBER_TOKEN not amazing not amazing advice you know it's like when you know people say oh well look these billionaires yeah yeah they dropped out of college and then look what they went on to do yeah the colleges they were going to were like the best in the world it's like when people say well albert einstein said that thing about like you know fish and what's that quote that that's that's lit it's not even from him about you can't expect a fish to be good at walking teach you how to swim like do you know what i mean that thing that people say now einstein it's not in history that he ever said anything like that and he probably will look down upon such a statement anyway yeah two out of ten um whilst it may have worked out for you it's probably best that people might do further education i didn't go to university do you want to end up like me that's what i thought the fifth essay and the final one for
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