this video brought to you by harmologic kamiko the squirrel bryce winter forest zoo zoom zero jeffrey bowen bjorn van ryzen zellwood nipples and brian bolter hello procrastinators the music just finished music just finished now welcome to hot wheels unleashed a game that has started with a loot box you think in this stage you can start a game with a loot box and i'm gonna fucking like it we can this game has no micro transactions it's just you unlock cars by doing blind bag things because that's kind of hot wheelsy fair enough let's open it and see what i get first it's free it says that's the achievement i got says first is free i've got an orange car el camino i've been getting for a film ah it's giving me another one let's open it up and see what we get bam explosions rNUMBER_TOKEN fuck me look at that oh my god i love it our third car boom to fucking yada it's the mountain mauler look at that is beautiful thing i love how this looks oh my god wait on the site it says jungle war i've been ripped off choose vicky one driving the tutorial race well i could have the el camino i could have the mountain mauler or i could have the world's coolest car yes i'm eight years old fuck you ai difficulty oh you hit different logos oh my god that's amazing logo hard medium easy we can go for medium unit of measure us what the fuck is an us measure what else international oh it means like speed and shit i couldn't walk out with the fuck are you hitting it that's what it's like kilogram speed international because um kilometers an hour makes more sense than mars oh shit here we are let's get racing i've been really excited for this game um we're not gonna race yet we're gonna do some reading oh accelerate cool that's the only button i'm gonna fucking need i'm off i'm right saying i'm racing i've got a left turn i've got a right turn that's basically everything i want from life oh okay what's happening use drift on corners oh it's got drifting i love drifting okay drifting oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh fuck okay fun fun racing game that's good that's good that's good after every shift you will learn boost use it to race at full speed boost oh this cars i saw the other cars a bit more holding this one's more tappy tappy tappy oh shit and then boos movie rick in the air have a little handling okay steer left your left pitch backwards roll up all right so i got rolling your controls in mid-air oh yeah i do i'm really happy oh i'm not happy anymore it's a big spider keep your eyes open the road is
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