it's true that i am heterosexual but there's no reason why that should should exclude me from holding this title i am a straight lgbt author and leader and walrus awareness advocate these are all parts of my complex and intersectional identity i am an enigma even to myself my identity is a vast mosaic of different elements and pieces all adding up to one beautiful yet complicated whole and from these mysterious depths sprang forth the work of tortured genius known as johnny the walrus does all this sound extremely narcissistic and nonsensical perhaps but that only again proves why i deserve to be the voice of the lgbt movement which is what i am yet in an act of mutiny and treason my fellow lgbt activists turned on me they complained bitterly about the fact that my book was on the lgbt charts they were envious indeed they didn't want it on any charts at all i reported yesterday that media matters had published a hit piece accusing me of transphobia and other assorted thought crimes glad the gay and lesbian alliance against defamation aligned itself with my defamers calling on amazon to remove the book from the lgbt category other activists chimed in some of them tagging jeff bezos calling on amazon's founder to address the matter personally in the greatest act of betrayal my favorite website the gay news site pink news published an article with this title right wing pundit gloats as amazon lists hateful transphobic book as lgbt plus bestseller and the article explains amazon has listed a hateful transphobic children's book by the daily wires matt walsh as its number one best-selling lgbt book walsh a right-wing writer who has compared gender affirming health care to experimentation molestation abuse and rape recently announced that he has written a horrific horrific anti-trans children's book johnny the walrus set to be published in march the book began taking pre-orders this month on amazon which is inexplicable inexplicably classed it as an lgbt book in review the right-wing publication the blaze said matt walsh's work is an effort to push back against radical gender ideology which defies biological reality but if anything says ideology surely it's a book that tells children that expressing their gender means being forced to eat worms and having their feet cut off johnny the walrus supposedly aimed at three to five-year-olds tells the story of a little boy who pretends to be a walrus johnny's mother is pressured by the internet to tell her child that he is a walrus and protesters are shown with signs claiming human walruses are real walruses the most twisted attack on trans kids is when johnny's mom takes him to the doctor who tells him he must only eat worms constantly wear itchy gray makeup and have his feet cut into fins well i just opened my christmas present which is a set of kamikoto knives and uh look these knives they tap into more than NUMBER_TOKEN years of traditional techniques from
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