probably get in here and clean it up trump likes staten island a lot is he oh this is big dude i've been living in new york maybe like eight years nine something like that my first time in staten island ever ever i don't think i've cut through to go over the brit like i don't even think i've ever cut through the verrazano to get out together drive around staten island is is there's that you know it's beautiful where we are and then go to this other place it's called grimes hill you drive up to you feel like you're in san francisco yeah like it's you genuinely feel like i mean the rolling beautiful hills views of the water the verrazano bridge that's our golden gate bridge you know you see manhattan everybody jumps off to kill themselves yeah dude yeah i mean i mean cause what the scam has been since day one has been because the the verrazano bridge costs like NUMBER_TOKEN but if you're a staten island resident it costs like five so everybody would make this fake starting on resident get the free easy and get the oh so when we were driving by and that's why i said to you i said i never saw it says we strictly enforce false tags yes or plates yes so that's if you lie and say i'm from here yeah you get a break on the but the amount of criminals that live on staten island are selling their addresses as to do fake easy passes but now i don't have to do that anymore now i got a real staten island address so for the first time i have a fate you had a fake easy pass i mean baby yeah this guy had nine different license plates in this car officer pick a plate any plate whatever you want are vinnie's boobs real no come on baby we're about the fakes in this house but no you nee you need so you don't got to deal with it you need to you need a nice property man some probably some local bozo yeah some guy we got a landscaper really not a landscaper but he's missed a couple of times he's coming lou is supposed to be out here landscaping the property text update i said i haven't seen you at the house he said that's PROFANITY_TOKEN i came out there monday i see this guy really respects you ass PROFANITY_TOKEN he said and then he said i said i'll come out saturday i'm bringing mum's he goes but make sure you don't put them out all the time because the deers come and eat the mum you get a deer out here yeah we got deer that come and eat the PROFANITY_TOKEN flowers staten island deer what where the PROFANITY_TOKEN are we doing he's also a bookie yes he's doing numbers on the side what's up everybody tomorrow i'm going to be in fort lauderdale at the dania improv with tt jerry we got friday we got saturday we're going to go wild next weekend september NUMBER_TOKENth to the NUMBER_TOKENth irvine improv october NUMBER_TOKENst with sally babe
START_SELFPROMO_TOKEN what's up everybody tomorrow i'm going to be in fort lauderdale at the dania improv with tt jerry we got friday we got saturday we're going to go wild next weekend september NUMBER_TOKENth to the NUMBER_TOKENth irvine improv october NUMBER_TOKENst with sally babe END_SELFPROMO_TOKEN