every NUMBER_TOKEN months yeah like i remember doing a uh corporate and i had to the day before i had to run through different bits and the ceo was like i like that joke that that let's do that joke and it was just like it would but it was at the time it was so much money yeah and i was like all right and then yeah it was a lot of money and i remember going like it's worth it yeah and then you know like also occasionally people would be like do you perform at weddings and i'm like no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna ruin your wedding dear i mean i it's it's crazy too because i couldn't do colleges i never felt like i could do colleges well colleges have changed so much in my career it used to be they were universally wasted yeah and like i did a college where i was picked up at the airport did the college was heckled by someone in the audience and i realized it was the person who not only booked me for the show but picked me up from the airport and that's not my and i was like why were you doing that he was like and then the next morning he was like all hung over and he's like sorry and i was like and now i mean i haven't done a college in a while but even when i did i remember i did notre dame a bunch of years ago and it was you know like i grew up in indiana and notre dame was a party i mean it was a great school but like people used to you know they'd have some cocktails and uh it was outside it was not freshman week but they were all sober and i was like wow that's fascinating they're all sober oh why did florida state they were PROFANITY_TOKEN wasted they were wasted they were waiting that's when i saw that i saw that online right that was one of the yeah with the spear yeah that was one of the greatest experiences of my entire PROFANITY_TOKEN life if if you told me i had to i had to retire after that show i would have been like that's the show you go out on that was like it was like it was it was it was full circle of a career and a life meaning to leave florida state and to be persona non grata because of that rolling stone article yeah and then to come home and have them they literally rolled out the red carpet they had a red carpet into the civic center with welcome home birdie boy everywhere wow and then people in their dorms sticking their head out the windows just i mean kids just going welcome home birdie boy oh i don't make me cry it was the greatest experience of my life that's the ending scene of the movie just uh getting cancelled with the spear yeah it was like i saw that online i'm like i guess you can do that i guess the redskins changed their name but i'm bert's doing that okay i'm like i'm like when a puerto rican guy says the n-word but it is weird how um it's going to be interesting so like that i mean that is it is weird how like certain sports teams like cleveland guardians yeah but like florida
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