you ready for last supper and he goes what how do they know it was the last how did they know is that yeah oh that's like what it's funny why do they sit on the side at the same side of the table that was always a big question that's that thing on twitter he goes hey can i get reservations for NUMBER_TOKEN. you're like you only got NUMBER_TOKEN. yeah but we're sitting on the same side oh my god this is all christmas that's not my joke but that's this is all christian twitter that's killer dude that's funny but what's like the most edgy verse you have to tell the joke you don't have to but or you go ahead uh like i would be saying like um like uh two gay guys walk into a church no uh i do a joke about how my sister is trying to get a nose job and uh she's trying to get a nose for my mom won't let her because it's not in the bible like it's there's no bible verse to justify a nose job i go mom you can find a bible verse to justify any surgery and my mom goes she's like all right i'll quiz you and she goes triple bypass i go he can uh triple bypass creating me a clean heart that's a bible verse okay everybody's like and i go cataracts i get those who advise let him see and then she try to stump me she goes boob job i go he can move mountains that's stupid it's like oh it's good yeah it's like a joke i feel it's a joke i feel it's like that's a it's a real verse and he can move mountains he can through his power he can move him out but that's god invented boob jobs didn't yeah dude there's no way he didn't i think he would i think he boop jobs boob jobs i think that was man-made pretty sure who who made man see you later bud god don't you come back when you figure it out let me ask you okay let me ask them let me ask some real ones yeah why they put jesus white in church the dude wasn't white why did they make him white in all these churches yeah that was always the thing i i got kicked out of catholic school for asking that just for being a bad kid yeah yeah yeah mostly for being a bad kid i was a bad kid but i always was qui i questioned everything but that's what that's why i always liked judaism i was like the jews get it right they questioned the whole thing they were like the catholics were like don't you dare i think it was it was like why do i gotta be in a box telling some guy my secrets yeah let me like i think it was pete holmes that said a comedian is always the guy sitting in the back going nah nah to anything to everything that's true everything that's a catholic school so hard for me that's you sit in the back of like a like a real estate presentation a church
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