think there's an actual bird in my house like i straight up called animal control one time they were mad i'll be real i don't know how influencers do this every day i'm already stressed out i feel like i can't live my actual life like i don't know what to film and what to not film i make it more stressful than it has to be also i've noticed the like first three to four hours that i'm awake at any given day in the past like year or two are like the danger zone i call it to myself from like energetic and kind of hyper but like so ready to just flip and like take something the wrong way or like get frustrated with my family or start screaming in my brain because like a car drove by me too loudly i literally looked it up once it said that it can happen to guys because their testosterone levels are like highest in the morning i don't know if that's true especially for me because like my voice still hasn't fully dropped and i'm NUMBER_TOKEN years old i still get called ma'am literally every time i call like any kind of front desk or someone who doesn't know me they go okay ma'am thank you and i don't even say anything literally last week i called the front desk of my doctor's office and i was making an appointment for like my yearly physical and they go and will this be with a pap or without i'm like how do you not have that on your computer like literally what parts i have like that's not listed anywhere i got so uncomfortable i didn't want to say like i'm a cisgender male actually so i literally just went what's a pap and she was like oh like she just got it and moved on she was like i don't know either what is a pa i don't what am i saying i literally i'm sorry i'm so scared i'm gonna take tums let's be real i'm gonna make popcorn and then i'm gonna take tons this is literally my day this video is sponsored by hellofresh this is a literal box of food do you understand that that comforts me i was born in a box and raised by food chicken showed me how to ride a bike hello fresh this feels very fancy by the way usually the only packages i get are like bags of usb cords i already have i got creamy chive chicken creamy ricotta tomato ravioli beaten spicy chicken stir fry honestly get it they're my ears i'm tired of having to decide like every day what to eat what to make should i go here should i make this finally hellofresh will mail it to me and i can stop yelling at my family i literally get it they're my beard and my hat saves time because they do the work you don't have to go to the dang store and like watch a film instead or this video one more time give it an encore or this is a is this a movie and it's like good get it i'm making the food it's delicious they got vegetarian pescetarian they get their produce from farmers they seem nice overalls friendly gave me a lime i do actually use hellofresh by the way
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN sponsored by hellofresh this is a literal box of food do you understand that that comforts me i was born in a box and raised by food chicken showed me how to ride a bike hello fresh this feels very fancy by the way usually the only packages i get are like bags of usb cords i already have i got creamy chive chicken creamy ricotta tomato ravioli beaten spicy chicken stir fry honestly get it they're my ears i'm tired of having to decide like every day what to eat what to make should i go here should i make this finally hellofresh will mail it to me and i can stop yelling at my family i literally get it they're my beard and my hat saves time because they do the work you don't have to go to the dang store and like watch a film instead or this video one more time give it an encore or this is a is this a movie and it's END_SPONSOR_TOKEN