the post itself appears to be nothing more than the ramblings of somebody who's enjoyed one too many key lime pies in their time or perhaps just some kind of spam bot that's spitting out random comments into different comment sections but the strange part about this mystery isn't that comment itself it's the fact that many other comments were discovered incredibly similar to this one dating all the way back to NUMBER_TOKEN and they're still being posted to this day the things that always tie them together apart from the fact that they look like they've been written by a toddler with cerebral palsy is that they mostly occur on articles containing something sexual there's mention of the military kuchi's key west bar and grill and a few different names like miss anita pelez and captain cucci police what seems like the most likely answer is that this is probably just some sort of comment spamming bot that's been left running in the background or something but then it actually gets a little bit more complicated than that because you realize that these comments are actually being left on sites that require capture and that have other anti-spam measures in place so either this is an incredibly smart sophisticated bot that's been running for over a decade or there's truly some mental key lime pie lover out there posting over NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN comments i can't decide which one's more likely to be true there's also reports of people who are interacting with these accounts having their accounts cloned to continue posting these comments and then they receive messages from these said accounts containing personal information that wasn't publicly available but then again the example i was told about was just the bot displaying their location and if it is a bot well chances are they can track your ip address so my theory on this matter has been updated to somewhere out there there's an incredibly mentally unstable person with an incredibly deep passion for key lime pies and by god they're gonna tell you about them but all i know is that i fancy a slice of pie right about now two broken arms now this is another one of those posts where all i've really gotta do is read the title to you ask me anything i'm a man who had a sexual relationship with his mother in brackets probably not safe for work you think oh internet you beautiful and wonderful place you allow us to connect with people all over the world study new languages learn new skills and an infinite database of infinite possibilities right in our pocket but then you give us this besides the obvious elephant in the room being that this guy is a literal PROFANITY_TOKEN in every sense of the word there's more than one eyebrow-raising moment to be had when reading through this thread firstly i think we would both characterize this experience as positive to each their own i guess it started when i was NUMBER_TOKEN and my mum was NUMBER_TOKEN okay so not only does your mom like a tight-knit family but she's also a predator okay and another one which is honestly more perplexing the longer you think about it my dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision hang on sit down a second so what you're telling me is that there were three people involved in this two of them being adults over the age of NUMBER_TOKEN and everybody was like yeah this is fine this is fine what the PROFANITY_TOKEN i don't think i'd categorize that as fine so now we're about to find out why this one is
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