false pregnancy this week and uh it's a surprisingly big thing where people uh convince themselves they're pregnant it's like the opposite of people who have all the signs that they're pregnant and like just ignore it because they know they'd have to deal with it and you know what like bad decisions in both cases anyway i had the disclaimer of like please don't get your advice on female anatomy from minecraft youtubers but if you want some female anatomy advice which i know a lot of you do because it turns out NUMBER_TOKEN of you are guys and so if you don't have your own set of female anatomy allow me to give you advice so here's the secret that no one's willing to tell you and then what you need to do some people won't say this is a good idea but i reckon that and yes some people say that's a myth but i mean those people just don't just don't know the right people am i right no more seriously actually uh you in in case you're curious as to why i'm dumb and everyone is dumb but like especially me um i uh when i was younger my mother uh like uh you know she she cooked a lot she she was a waitress but she caught herself a cook and like whatever and so she was like yeah because um i'm a woman my hands are like more resistant to heat she made some comment about it being about pain tolerance which is true the worst pain you've been through the better you can cope with new sources of pain and so uh forever i just assumed that like yeah well women have like super hands that are more resistant to burns because i mean of course that's how that works right i'm pretty sure definitely sure right okay so uh yeah everyone's an idiot about female anatomy it's not just you joe daddy speaking of joe daddy victim born says so americans make words that are easier to understand how do we get parkway and driveway so wrong so fun fact american is simplified in a lot of ways and the reason that they're called a parkway in a driveway is because a parkway goes through a park so it's like a faster environment uh maybe a prettier one too and a driveway is short for a drive away because it's the point where you drive away from your house boom that's why it's a driveway and that's why it's a parkway i know people love to estate this one and it's like it is funny that like um but like first of all um a parkway wouldn't make any sense anyway right like a parking space because it's a place to be central you wouldn't have a road dedicated to parking because if you had a road dedicating to parking then people wouldn't be able to get through it a road relies on through throughput right and that's why i guess you could argue a driveway is also kind of a dumb thing but it's not called a driveway it's called a drive away and whatever you know this is one of those examples where like everyone focuses on the funny memorable version but they're really confusing about america like in in the uk we have country lanes we have roads uh we have dual carriageways you know obviously like where
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