unlike eNUMBER_TOKEN i never really cared about the game awards to be frank with you they were never good honestly even in the beginning they were just an embarrassment though i kind of admire jeff keeley seems like he actually does care about the game industry to some degree and his bromance with kojima is kind of charming actually even if it is very cringy but this is gaming we're talking about here every time there's some kind of professional presentation there's cringe moments as we've already talked about earlier this year with eNUMBER_TOKEN so that's to be expected that being said there's a reason why chromecast used to make fun of these every year because yeah the game awards were the lowest of the low much like the oscars of the grammys it's all just a popularity contest and unfortunately as the woke virus that's infesting all of entertainment continues to grow and faster every award show has also become more insufferable i thought the playstation showcase earlier this year would be the worst we'd seen of wokeness sadly i was mistaken somehow the vga's NUMBER_TOKEN managed to be even worse than eNUMBER_TOKEN and that playstation showcase what was supposed to be just giving a bunch of awards to a bunch of games that don't really deserve it because they're just the most popular thing that came out that year has now turned into a full three and a half hour slog where between every award is NUMBER_TOKEN minutes of annoying music game reveals for games nobody cares about and of course diversity and inclusion sections i'm sure that's what every gamer wants to see so before we get into this honestly i'm tired of saying do the things the algorithm likes so do the laundry list of things that literally every youtuber has told you to do thanks appreciated and before you ask yes my voice is screwed up because of the couf and i'm completely fine i have nothing else to say on that because i don't want to invoke high empress susan's righteous fury so unfortunately it's impossible to talk about the problems with this year's game awards without getting political and unfortunately that means we will also have to talk about race and gender i don't want to talk about these things i really don't because i don't care how you were born i feel like i don't have to keep saying this but of course i do because of some PROFANITY_TOKEN lunatics that we all know but i'm not going to explain again what force diversity is i'm just going to put a counter every time a female protagonist shows up and a second counter for every time that diversity inclusion accessibility or the topic of race comes up during the presentation if these two counters don't clue you in that you're watching political propaganda well i don't know what would you're probably a lost cause but in any case i sure as PROFANITY_TOKEN don't want it in my video games so let's just get this over with the presentation begins with some music which of course i had to mute during my stream which there was probably at least NUMBER_TOKEN copyrighted songs over the course of the show so obviously they didn't really want any youtubers or twitch streamers streaming this despite my best efforts i still got
START_SELFPROMO_TOKEN so before we get into this honestly i'm tired of saying do the things the algorithm likes so do the laundry list of things that literally every youtuber has told you to do thanks appreciated and END_SELFPROMO_TOKEN