and i get to the dmv a half hour before it opens because i don't have an appointment and i'm scared to be driving around without a license plate because i don't want to be pulled over and like my husband drives my car sometimes and he didn't want to be pulled over because it's happened in the past where people think he's stealing my car and he's not and then it like our whole days are ruined because i have to like drive to wherever the PROFANITY_TOKEN he is be like no officer like i'm elizabeth that's my car that's my husband the PROFANITY_TOKEN nightmare anyways so i go like blink twice if you need help i know and it's all and like before it was like my shitty my like piss missile NUMBER_TOKEN honda civic with no PROFANITY_TOKEN hubcaps i needed to drive with the windows down joe like locked the keys inside the car one time but we know how to break into it so he's like breaking into it and the cops pull up and i was like in denny's eating a steak and eggs and i was like no sad no that's my husband don't shoot him they're like you bust on this car get out of here they're like these cars are stolen all the PROFANITY_TOKEN time like this is not the anyways so i go to the dmv i get there a half hour before they open my secret is if you can't get an appointment when you need one urgently and you need to go to the dmv go before it opens stop looking at my mouth i'm just saying that's literally everyone's my eyes are up here everyone's secret is to go to the dmv before it opens but just to let you know fine fine so you still ran into a huge lie i did i did but i had my headphones in and pretended to be listening to something nonetheless probably re-listening to our podcast honestly though it was a wednesday so then i'm standing in this PROFANITY_TOKEN godforsaken line and because of kovid they won't let people into the dmv so they keep their lines snaked outside and the van eyes dmv is like famous for being a snaked outside type of PROFANITY_TOKEN vibe and it sucked and i'd never been there this early and as the sun's rising i realized like oh this motherfucker's hitting me like right in the eyes like it is so goddamn bright and then someone inside the dmv got overwhelmed by how many people were standing in line where they could see them so for some reason they're like move the line out of my sight so then they move us from outside like they had an awning where we were standing before them and then the dmv lady's like stops the line at me like literally the person before me got to go into the shade and then at me she's like come follow me and everyone behind you follow me and takes us to the side of the building where the sun's hitting the harness and there's no coverage oh no and i was just sitting there with the sun beating down in my face wearing the sip putty it had like a hat on was just like trying not to get burned yeah because you you have that lobster list yeah
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