too so if you're looking for some new seating visit the link below or go to URL_TOKEN for NUMBER_TOKEN off the sofa of your choice i've always been a little sketch about buying used music gear sometimes you buy something that's almost on its last legs it works just good enough that'll survive past the return policy i've definitely had a good as new amp crap out on me live but i hadn't even considered the following what if you buy a piece of musical equipment and there's poop on it it begins on october NUMBER_TOKENth of NUMBER_TOKEN in the guitar addicts facebook group a post by david crockett my buddy's wife pooped all over his guitar when he asked for a divorce it's in the rosewood fretboard and pickups and stuff what's the best way to clean the poop off of it some early suggestions included burning the guitar inside of the home she's in with her still in it some people needed a little bit more info before they could help specifically what kind of a dump was it what was the texture well anil prasad suggested there's nothing to worry about at all wow this is a new one thing is guitars are very spiritual if you played enough soul into it no PROFANITY_TOKEN will stick to it it's also a little bit of amateur marriage counseling going on like one comment suggesting he must have done something wrong to merit having his guitar pooped on while another user suggested that he forgives her as long as she cleans it something tells me he's a little bit beyond that point right now surprisingly though it seems like the majority of the responses were actually trying to be helpful with probably the best answer you know if you ever find yourself in this predicament written by john peterson completely strip the guitar down neck off electronics out pick guard off everything get a toothbrush and detail with diluted dawn dish soap as doug enderly suggested do a complete detail on it it'll turn out great and he'll be extremely happy with the result personally although john's advice is pretty much the cleanest you're gonna get a guitar in this situation if it was my guitar no matter how clean i got it it would just it would always feel dirty i've gone through this exact thing with sneakers where you know you step in some PROFANITY_TOKEN you clean them off you get the cleanest they've ever been since they're brand new but just all these are my PROFANITY_TOKEN sneakers now and it's even worse with a guitar because you know you got your hands all over the fretboard you're working up a sweat you're playing live you got sweat dripping down your face after touching my shitty fretboard you gotta wipe my eyes gonna wipe my nose that guitar is done for never again and i imagine that david crockett's friend felt the same way because a month later we got an update my buddy ended up selling the poop guitar and reverb i hope it was a gibson les poop a shadow caster and jeff david posted an image of what it might look like while ronald casey asked a very good question please tell us what guitar it was and hope to god none of us bought it to which david crockett just responds well i mean you know what are the odds of that happening well actually i mean it
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