suddenly lynn and rita start having a visible spurg in front of their kids reminded me that they once threw their son out of the house for believing he was bad luck and subsequently reminding me that these are two of the worst parents i've ever seen animated jesus christ their insufferable incompetence you wish they'd get a grip most of the time calling lin a wet blanket is too generous of a term because as far as i'm concerned the blanket is sitting at the bottom of the atlantic lincoln being the only character in the room with an iq above room temperature proceeds to effectively organize all versus activities the kid is NUMBER_TOKEN which is very impressive and i'm mentioning this for a reason we'll get back to it we have a montage that allows doing their activities luna's girlfriend shows up for about two seconds because nick wants to make sure you understand that gay people don't just get sold away to the shadow realm once they've outlived their usefulness and all of the girls receive rewards up the ass for being slightly above average in all of their tasks except for luanne who has probably bought out the theater for this praise given how PROFANITY_TOKEN she is at this and all's well that ends well so far you could say this movie isn't so bad but this scene specifically is where PROFANITY_TOKEN royally hits the fan the louder out celebrating and suddenly they're just hounded by people at the restaurant who want to take photos of them because in this movie the loud sisters are celebrities now what the PROFANITY_TOKEN why that was never a thing why is luanne a celebrity for telling knock knock jokes this feels like a very shoehorned idea just to set up lincoln's insecurity and feeling of inadequacy compared to his sisters because well of course his sisters are famous somehow that was never a thing that is a plot point that has been pulled out of a hat you can say they've just suddenly become famous after their gigs from a minute ago but that makes it even more embarrassing because they've done all these things before and have succeeded and have gotten practically no amount of praise close to this collective circle jerk this film is also apparently canon in whatever kind of continuity this nickelodeon show has by the way sam is here which makes something like this a surprise but it's not a very good one because you've taken an unexpected PROFANITY_TOKEN on my plate yes but i ordered a salad jesus there are billboards and posters of them who did you buy off you talentless lincoln then gets completely thrown out of the photo and his parents gonna give a toss so at least that's consistent it was at this point i thought lincoln was going to have an actual heartwarming character moment and i waited in anticipation and then as i was watching i noticed that my ears had begun to bleed a little bit which i found to be a tad odd as it turns out i had not mentally registered or taken in the fact that he had started PROFANITY_TOKEN singing with lil wayne levels of auto tune it is audible vomit it sounds like it's coming out of a synthesizer sphincter by the way this movie is a musical yes why
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