marks one crits the other instantly dropping it bandwidths attack both attack me likely due to dm mercy of not wanting to attack someone with one or two hp they both hit NUMBER_TOKEN damage i'm dropped would have dropped me even if i had max hp monk can't do anything hills out of key key you know key it's like it's like cheap basis attacks it hits but doesn't drop the bandit ranger can still entangle ranger can still cure wounds the party has five potions of healing he decides to attack with his two short swords and he came in with a steel chair party wipe oh sorry guys i was typing to my friends it wasn't really paying attention hey dm you just want to forget the session we could all hear him viciously typing the entire session am i like guys i'm all right um yeah um i don't know i think someone came in with a steel chair at some point um i don't know that was word super honestly yeah i don't even get what happened um yeah um we have a google party they couldn't really do much um focus attacks honestly focus stacks everyone targets one guy then you move on to the next guy and then move on to the next guy i feel like just get her down just get her done exactly exactly or or it doesn't really sound like you guys can really do much combat so just like um i don't know make friends not war you know well that type of show yeah maybe be me be popular hippies and all levels today yeah yeah or be like please mr dia please don't hurt me please fifth edition country the campaign takes place in has laws against creating zombies player wants to make three necromancers convince one to be a druid of spores and another to play an assassin cool evil team is a go start session level NUMBER_TOKEN characters bug bear assassin eldrin druid and turtle necromancer walk into a dodgy bar this is a PROFANITY_TOKEN joke it sounds like this is a PROFANITY_TOKEN jump bar fight happens that ends with someone being stabbed necromancer goes over to the dying man puts him down and brings him back as a zombie in front of this bar decided the people don't know what's going on and assume he brought the person back to life a person in the crowd asks the zombie if he's all right necromancer tells him that he's a zombie ah come on guard gets called party kills the time guard party leave time all the time we spent developing the times and i wasted and i have to start improving with improvising the rest of the session um no you don't really have to like honestly you could still use the same time again at a later point you know i just feel like like you guys are stupid but that's that's what you get if you have an all-evil party like well you know what i i i do appreciate it i like you know i'll leave a party don't be mad whenever they do evil PROFANITY_TOKEN don't be much like if they devolve enough and murder hope you know they're i don't even think are murder who's even evil at this point they're more just chaotic stupid yeah they're chaotic stupid
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