and i wasn't good defensively but one the only thing that i could do was run the bases like i was good at that and the only and on top of that the only thing i could do is avoid tags even more so so anytime uh i got i was running down third trying to score and the catcher had the ball i could always juke the catcher out for some reason like i had the skills to get by him and the last time that i did it i was dead to rights i came around third catcher has the ball just staring at me like looking at me ready to tag me and i juked right and i jumped and i curved my body like a reverse c as he swiped the table like yes i went past him and then somehow collected my legs underneath my body to come forward and slide like with my feet forward to the left of the plate and then tagged it on the way by and the umpire looks at me as i get up and i'm waiting to just be called out because half the time in the youth sports umpires don't know they always miss the call and he looks at me and goes and you tap the plate as you went by and he just went see aren't you a purple belt yeah yeah i was just focusing if you've been if you've won any mma match any grappling match at all that's one of the most athletic things someone does why aren't you purple yes i've won several jiu jitsu tournaments but what are you talking about baseball takes the cake no that that one singular juke of the catcher is the most athletic thing i've ever done like if you did something like the thing and make them tap out that is more athletic than this i'm just saying oh that's not if you would have seen it was amazing but yes there was a naked
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