just my first stop i've got to hit two more stores to save approximately NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN on hamburger meat and NUMBER_TOKEN for five dollar yogurt cups i'll be honest the only reason i'm here right now is because you can't order hamburger meat off amazon you can't order a cow though i'm not saying self-checkout was invented by the devil i'm saying it's the actual devil disguised as a banana scale my in-laws are coming over so i picked up unsweet tea don't want them getting too comfortable i never weigh potatoes if you can't eyeball a pound of potatoes by a certain age you have no business in a southern kitchen august NUMBER_TOKEN NUMBER_TOKEN that's the last time i went to the grocery store and didn't see anyone i know man you know the milk game has really changed since i was a kid did you know there's milk made from peas back then it was just milk and skim milk buttermilk if you got some serious cooking to do one time they rearranged the entire grocery store with no warning i spent two hours looking for ritz crackers before i realized what happened manager found me curled up in the fetal position in the peanut butter aisle if you want the fresh produce you got to get there early the grannies clean out all the good peaches by NUMBER_TOKENam oh we had stuff checkouts but then walmart took them out of the store they said we weren't ready for that kind of responsibility yet i don't mind going to the grocery store unless it's the day before it snows then it's hell absolute hill you know i can tell what's going on in the world based on what's selling out in the grocery store yeah milk it's gonna snow chili mix first cool breeze of fall karo syrup thanksgiving's coming we run out of little debbies the apocalypse gotta be renaissant bank the best bank in the south visit URL_TOKEN to learn
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