may i present the hardest working man in snow biz good golly he's jolly our own santa claus hey merry christmas whoa you're on my naughty list good news sir more american kids believe in you than they do in vaccines or the holocaust that's great i mean disheartening for america but great for us i'm here from the north pole times have you decided who will succeed you with santa claus subtext santa's old and knocking on death's door uh i mean uh that good question i'll give it some serious thought bye there have been many santa clauses throughout history some were loved others loathed but the position of santa has mostly been a white man's game exactly it's crazy things have got to change my advice to you is if i die get rid of my porn i want to be the next santa if this is your dream you have to at least make your case you gotta get intimate with that jolly that was without exaggeration one of the worst previews i've ever seen in my life for anything ever and i didn't even play the worst parts because there's another NUMBER_TOKEN seconds or so where we learn more about how santa is bad because he's white and male and what we really need is a non-white non-male santa also a non-christian santa would seem it it probably didn't escape your notice that the lead actors in this christmas show are not christian now that wouldn't be a problem except that the show is making fun of christmas and um was obviously produced by people who have real animosity towards christmas traditions one can only imagine the response if christian actors start in a film making fun of islamic customs for example in fact even if christian actors started a film paying tribute to islam and saying nice things about it it would still be considered offensive and appropriative and yet non-christian actors can star in films mocking christmas and that's perfectly acceptable but that's far from the worst part this has been a big week for me personally i've added um a number of uh if important titles onto my name including best-selling children's author but the other one is lord so i'm really lord best-selling children's author matt walsh now um i am officially a lord through established titles established titles is your opportunity to earn the title of lord or lady and gain the respect that you so desperately deserve all you need is one square foot plot of land in scotland that's all it takes so it's a little bit of a loophole we're exploiting here and i love it established titles is a project based on a historic scottish custom where landowners are referred to as lairds or lords and ladies in english in your title pack you'll receive at least one square foot of dedicated land on a private estate and an official certificate with a crest your certificate will include a unique plot number with which you can see the exact location of your land if you ever in scotland
START_SPONSOR_TOKEN this has been a big week for me personally i've added um a number of uh if important titles onto my name including best-selling children's author but the other one is lord so i'm really lord best-selling children's author matt walsh now um i am officially a lord through established titles established titles is your opportunity to earn the title of lord or lady and gain the respect that you so desperately deserve all you need is one square foot plot of land in scotland that's all it takes so it's a little bit of a loophole we're exploiting here and i love it established titles is a project based on a historic scottish custom where landowners are referred to as lairds or lords and ladies in english in your title pack you'll receive at least one square foot of dedicated land on a private estate and an official certificate with a crest your certificate will include a unique plot number with which you can see the exact location of your land if you ever in scotland END_SPONSOR_TOKEN