be my wife i don't want you to get fat that's a good point make sure i'm smelling nice brush close to her from her left side whilst picking one of the lay package whatever that turn gaze into her eyes with a warm smile and tell her i would have handed her that if it was written slay because she's slaying that is weirdly choreographed even picked aside would it have been different if he came in from the right does he not want to get pepper sprayed in his good eye it's a shame that that went the way it did because he got off to such a promising start make sure i'm smelling nice underrated first step though now i'm curious to know how he would have proceeded if he didn't smell nice run over to the deodorant aisle real quick or like go home and shower and hope that in NUMBER_TOKEN minutes she'll still be deciding on chips hey did you know these are half off today check the coupon in the back i don't see it should be there do you wear glasses i do or maybe i need some etc by the way you look familiar have we met should be able to get her from there oh yeah dude you are in i think you've laid all the necessary groundwork here i mean at this point the conversation practically speaks itself i love how many of these are like that though where they clearly lose steam by the end and so they're just like eh you get the idea this guy didn't even finish one sentence before giving up hey i like your style did you buy your outfits from the blah blah place you know one of those stores to sell girl pants i don't know i'm so tired this guy gave two options number one is it cheat date for you or have you tried cool ranch would you call it cool ranch no i i've never heard of that but it sounds delicious what do you say we split a bag in my bed at this point you may be thinking that these are all so bad that surely they have to be jokes as well right i feel like the key to identifying genuine responses in a sea of satire is to look at their bios if he describes himself as a business tycoon or a gentleman or you know some kind of alpha he wasn't joking this is his life occasionally you'll hit the jackpot of twitter bios cryptocurrency enthusiast and convicted felon well at least he's proud of it like i just can't imagine that an account called red pill maestro that retweets pickup artists all day every day is doing some elaborate bit that only he is aware of hey that's my bag thanks for getting them for me i'll take them from here top shelf naughty what's naughty about the top shelf is that where they keep all the sexy doritos was just gonna ask if you would mind reaching the top shelf for me i always struggle looks at me obviously i don't hey why not grab a bag for yourself while you're up there the thing she was already doing until you snatched it out of her hand like a child the best responses though are the guys like bow tied gray wolf who initiates small talk about doritos alternatively
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