Thread: Eve of Anarchy (DC universe) (Open, accepting profiles)

Re Eve of Anarchy under construction Profiles 1. Who are you? Joseph Kerr what is your name?What's in a name? Some could say the identity of who you are. Other's might claim it only a title, but for me there's only one answer. I'm the Joker. Lowercase t, capital J. Never forget that. How old are you? Now that is a good question. With all of my antics and frolicking through the streets of my fair city, I've completely lost track of that. Oh well! Height and Weight? Depending on who you ask I'm anywhere from ten feet to maybe four. But I can say for certain that I will be able to look down on most. 6'-2 and a healthy 160 lbs. Not counting all my toys of course. What do you look like? If you have to ask that, you really don't know me at all. But I'll humor you. My skin has that healthy glow of someone trapped inside for a long time. But that's just because of my special bath a long time ago. White skin and green hair were the gifts I got from that bath so very long ago. My grin is something that can chill even the most fortuitous of souls. Showing every tooth in my dazzling mouth, my crimson lips are always showing people the funny side. Now, for my personal style. Not wanting anyone to show up my tastes, I've gone with a more excentric style. Purple pinstripe suit in the style of the old gangsters, accented by an orange vest and a bow tie that would make even Marx proud. And if that doesn't point me out to you, nothing will. Now tell me a bit about yourself... Your personal history? Ah, the story of one's life. Well, that's all well and good, but I much prefer fiction! All I can say for sure is that once upon a time I was known as the Red Hood. Keep in mind, my story is never the same and if I'm going to have to give up a story, I like to have backups. Cause nothing beats multiple choice. Medical records? Well, I actually don't have any of these, considering I've never actually seen a licensed doctor. So, if you really want those, good luck! Criminal records? Now there's a rap sheet to make even Bundy blush. I've done it all and thought of doing more. Everything from petty theft to attempted genocide, it's in that thick folder that Gordon's got locked up tight. Psychiatric records? Ohhh. Now that's something that hasn't come up in a while. How many have tried to figure it out, only to throw their hands up or slap makeup on and call themselves my Harley? Well, I guess you could call me psychotic, but I perfer to look at it as a freedom. I'm finally seeing the great punch line of the universe! We shall begin to delve deeper into your very core now What is special about you? Hmm, well, that's a toughie. There are just so many things I could say. I guess you can call me a bonified genius! I mean who else can outsmart the Bats on a regular basis and who in their right mind would think to go up against a man willing to get stabbed or shot just to make sure the punch line gets delivered? Other than that, an affinity for poison making and natural tolerence to them makes things a lot more fun. Now tell me your secrets. Now, now, we all know those are secrets for a reason. They have power, but only so long as no one else knows them. So, I'm not going to tell you! blows rasberry Now tell me your fears. My only real fear is that someone else will get to the Bats before me. That would just ruin all of my fun. 2. Harriet Catwoman