Thread: Super Preggers (Casket & Maiesiobreed)

I apologize Clark. It's the hormones....the earth women call it 'pregnancy brain,' and I tend to agree with them. I've been, well, forgetful these past few months. I was using the lasso of truth as a belt for the past week, I just didn't notice it wasn't a belt. I was telling the truth to everyone, it was not pleasant, Diana said, her breath taken away when Clark wrapped his strong arms around her. At the mention of her rather rotund girth, Diana blushed furiously. Why had so many people been mentioning her weight gain around her recently....she knew she was big, she knew she was larger than most pregnant women would ever get during their pregnancies, but did people really have to mention it nonstop when they saw her? Didn't they know she was constantly reminded how large she was when she couldn't fit into cars, or when yet ANOTHER pair of her underwear didn't fit? It was embarrassing, and Clark not being able to wrap his arms around her was equally humiliating. It may be the yellow sun....I'm not sure. All I know is I look like there is much more than just one child in me and I can hardly move....I'm not used to this Clark. I'm actually waddling now. This is not fair. My face is so fat, my ass jiggles for days with each step, and yes, I'm constantly ravenous, She said, frowning at the mention of a feast that had been prepared for her. Up until this point her mind had not been on food, but at the mere mention that there was something to eat her stomach started to rumble. By the god's.....just show me where it is. When he scooped her up she tried to resist, tried to insist that she could walk there herself, but Clark would not take no for an answer. During the flight to the table, she could feel him dipping and swaying....was she throwing off his center of gravity? Was she THAT heavy? I do not weigh tons. I haven't weighed myself in months, but I can assure you that I do no weigh TONS, Clark, Diana said, her cheeks turning bright crimson again. She had been curious to see how much she had gained, but she had been far too embarrassed to actually step on a scale. This does...well it does look marvelous, thank you very much, Diana said, trying to control herself as she looked at the massive amounts of food that had been prepared for her. However, when she took a bit of a nearby turkey leg, she basically lost all control and sensibilities of modesty, stuffing her face with anything she could get her hands on. Grease was smeared across her fat cheeks as she scarfed down anything and everything. There's....oh my god this pie is so good....there's no need for a wheelchair Clark. I am not handicapped, I'm not an invalid, I can still walk myself around....oh godddd this steak is to die for, she said through mouthfuls of the most delicious food she had ever tasted. She burped, loudly, and turned to him. But a milking machine? I will not be drained like a common cow. I'm sure there is another way to alleviate my mammary pressure. We just need to think, she said, turning back to the food. At that moment a voice rang out through a nearby hallway, a younger feminine voice became more clear as Kara El flew into the dining room. Hello? Clark? Is anyone home? Oh my goodness, there are you. I heard some news about Diana, I needed to talk to you to see if it was true. Have you seen Di.... Kara asked, but then abruptly stopped when she saw the massively pregnant Wonder Woman stuffing her face with the delicacies. D....DIANA?! What has happened to you? I heard you were with child....but.....but nobody told me you were with more than one! Kara cried out, seeing the feminist icon practically anchored to her seat by her massive belly and quaking, milk filled breasts. Oh god.....why is she here? Does everyone have to see me like this? Diana thought to herself, seeing the young and gorgeously fit woman stride into the hall. The last thing she needed was a beautiful young hero with an athletic, perfect body pitying her condition. Yes, it's me Kara. I am with child. ONE child. Thank you for asking,' Diana said, mustering as much confidence as she could.