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Color is BB6D88 Color is A67B87 Color is 768B6C Color is 6D545D Color is 94AE88 Color is 768B6C Color is B4C6AB Aenwyn Trisra Umilythe Danelis Tinesi Qindi Chaenath Faethana Thessalia Wysapetor Fildarae Torrel Ilythyrra Lorafaren Ariawyn Trazeiros Ciliren Leosys Itylara Liara Clanire Orihice Rosaniya Virharice Asta - Bright Star Aurelia - Golden Ardelle - Warm Cardea - Hinge, Axis Desiderata - Needed, Desired Desiderata Ardelle Asta Cardea -- Princess Ardelle old thread and journal stuff from 2020 Hey there! I guess this is my official journal of sorts - I don't really know what I'm doing. I do know, however, that I'm very interested in having a nice, neat log of what I'm doing. Big thanks to user Machiavelli - whom I shamelessly stole the idea from! My Current Roleplays Not Exactly Garden Variety w Hardor via Private Message. Mistaken Identity w Hardor via Private Message. Study Sessions w Dark Prince via Private Message. My Schedule My timezone is EDT. I live in Kentucky. I work 1st shift. My goal is to reply within the day you reply to me. Sometimes it will be two days. Constant back-and-forth is a treat that occurs when we're both fully available and online. I have a job so I'm not consistently online for extended chunks to promise anything regularly of this volume. With Covid, my work schedule is very weird and spottyI'm hoping in the future to have more detail to my schedule to post here. My Policy on Pestering If we have not started a roleplay and were just in the beginning stages of planning, I'm not obligated to give you a response. Especially if I tell you honestly that I'm not interested and you try to argue withconvince me. If you message me less than eight hours after a response asking me for a response, our roleplay is over. Point blank. If you message me multiple times in a twenty-four hour period asking me for a response, our roleplay is over. Point blank. This does not mean the same things toward OOC. If you're my partner, I love OOC! But do not hassle or pester me, please. Don't think being sneaky will get you anywhere with me. I don't have to tell you what I'm doing AFK. That's rude. Again, if we are not roleplay partners, I don't owe you a response. Do not harass me for one. Male Face-claims! In the past, roleplaying partners have told me how it's difficult for them to find good photos for male characters. I have no personal preference to these photos, but I thought I should collect some nice ones for males in case they want a little help! Some of these photos are NSFW . as far as I know, I don't have celebs on here as that's not my cup of tea. Sorry! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 At the Moment I am... ACCEPTING CLOSED Hey there! At the moment I'm looking for anything from my thread and new ideas as well! I'm back from a year-long hiatus, so while my thread sounds harsh, be gentle with me! Have trouble finding male face-claims? Check out my journallink in signature. Important Stuff that could be deal-breakers. At the moment I only roleplay hetero pairings. I am not interested in submissive males characters. I only roleplay on here through Private Messages and threads. I won't go offsite for chatting of any kind. My characters are either sub or switch in bed. I'm not my characters don't talk dirty to me. No first or second person. Only third. I love to plan aheadbrainstorm with my partners! Please be fluent in English with a decent command of the language. I LOVE ooc chat in a sperate message from the roleplay. I am looking for experienced partners! I used to only roleplay with folks who were hehim behind the keyboard, that's not the case anymore! About Me I've been roleplaying around 13-14 years. I'm capable of posting anywhere between 2 and 12 paragraphs. I believe the size of a post depends on what's happening in the story and what you were given by your partner. I can't say enoughI love plotting ahead and constantly brainstorming. I love ooc! I want to be on the same page as my partner so we both have fun. I have a fair amount of gifs and plots, but I love to hear new ideas, too! If I can tell you haven't read my thread, it's going to go downhill really fast. I prefer to be honest on all accounts, so if I feel we aren't a good match, I'll let you know. When you message me start a conversation. Do not ask me Do you want to roleplay? Obviously I do. I won't know if we're a good match if you tell me nothing. Do tell me about yourself, what you're interested in, what you like. Do not message me Is Plot x open? What do you want? If it's on my thread and it's not crossed outopen. Do message me with information I can use to brainstorm with you. Do not argue with me when I tell you I'm not interested or that we aren't a good match. Do check out my journal for my online schedule and my policy on pestering! I hate that I have to add this here I've said it already I am looking for experienced partners. Do not lie to me. You will expose yourself sooner or later. If your preference is sub, if you are not experienced in roleplaying, if you have no experience in non-con goodbye and good luck elsewhere. I understand wanting to try new things, but too many liars have spoiled this for me. If you lie to me and it becomes clear, you will be dropped and blocked without warning. Kinks Roleplaying Styles Here is my f-list. To Reiterate No -Racism andor race as a kink. -Celeb anime pictures. -Age gaps of more than seven years. -Incest. -Classic masterslave or pet. -Classic domsub. -StudentTeacher. -Multiple penetration. -Being younger than seventeen. -Being the older female. -Bimboification. -Foot play. -Bestiality. -Lactation. Please note while these were pointed out, there are others on my f-list. Favs Likes -Non-Con. -Con. -Forced-Pleasure. -Coercion. -Blackmail. -Public. -Nipple play. -Virginity. -RomanceEventual Romance. -Former friends turned enemies into lovers. -Vaginal sex. -Third person. -Videophotographs. -Public public risk. -Rough. Please note while these were pointed out, there are others on my f-list. Let's Talk About Non-Con If you don't like some form of non-con, coercion, or dub-con, I don't know if we'll match well. For Conbring your plot to the table, don't change my non-con plots unless I offer up a con alternative myself. Rape is not a kink. Non-Con is a kink, a fantasy. There's a big difference! My characters will always feel pleasure, usually to their chagrin or embarrassment. With Non-Con, there are so many intricate levels depending on your own kinks! I have no interest in screaming, crying Non-Con. Discussing the level of Non-Con and how we want to approach it is such an important part of the process! Gifs NSFW. For inspiration or a great addition to any already-formed plot! some gifs have scenarios attached to them on their sites, these are NOT my scenarios. Non-Con See more 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 New! 12 13 14 15 New! 16 New! 17 18 19 20 21 22 New! 23 New! 24 New! 25 New! 26 New! 27 Con See more 01 02 03 04 05 06 New! 07 New! 08 Ideas Plots Non-Con plots are marked NC, Con plots as C, Dub-Con as DCplots that can mix will have a mix! If you want to use a plot of mine on your thread, please ask me first! You'll notice I like to add places in my plots where potential partners can add their own flairideas. Otherwise, I do not like my plots rewritten and then handed to me like it's my plot. I'm more than willing to hear your own ideas if you present it to me as such. 1.NC Nave, virginal type gets taken against her will. See more She gets good grades and is an all-around good girl. As such, she's not that popular and is easily overlooked when she's not getting picked on. Your character would be the Head Jock sport of your choice, so I'll use this generic term. He runs the school and his crew. He takes notice, with amusement, that she's easily bashfulblushing whenever hehis friends make fun of or harass her. So, your character asks her for homework help and they arrange to meet in an empty science classroom after school. Little does she know what's in store for her when she gets there. See more Options Little does she know his friends are there waiting as well. Your character is the one in charge, the others are just flunkies. They're there to hold her, strip her, laugh at her, leer at her, photograph and record her, hold her down, spread her out across the desk, whatever you want, etc. If you want there could even be some groping, etc, but always with permission given by your character in roleplay. So clearly, I definitely want humiliation to be an aspect of this, as well as forced pleasure. This is the kind of scene that could go on and on and be really hot. After giving her orgasm after orgasm, embarrassing her again and again, pleasure denial could start. Of course your character intimidates mine into begging and saying whatever you want, but then with pleasure denial she gives in and begs out of desperation for release, etc. Just some examples! There are several ways we could swing this plot. I know even controlling NPCs is effort, so there doesn't have to be any other guys! If it's just your character, we could even spin it as more of a coercionintimidation factor. Perhaps the impressionable nerd has a bit of a crush on him? We could even see eventual con through manipulation! We could also turn this into a college setting and add in a fraternity, etc, to the mix. The meeting place doesn't have to be an empty classroom, it could be elsewhere. It's up to us! 2. NC or C Queen Bee Heiress pisses off the Family Gardener. See more A classic, spoiled, self-centered rich bitch. Her parents give her everything she wants, and they are rarely present. She's eighteen and she's just graduated high school, but doesn't have any plans to go to college. She has never gotten along with the family gardenerthey are always verbally sparing and insulting one another. Now that school is done with, she's at the house way more often. Her mother is more polite than she is, which is one of the only reasons he doesn't quitthat, and he needs the money. The mother is still a snob, however, and both the front and backyard are outrageously decked out with flowers, trees, and other various faunashrubbery. Not only that, but the house has a ridiculously unnecessary glass house inside it a flowery oasis, even with a pond. As such, he's there often, including inside the house. On this particular day, he's in a terrible mood. Something awful has happened in his personal life, and as such he has very little temperament. Queen Bee comes along, assuming they're going to insult each other as usual. However, the back and forth goes too far for him, and he snaps, finally deciding to teach her a lesson. The bad news for her is that it's a Sunday, her parents aren't home, and neither is any of the cleaning staff. See more OptionAs Con, Everything about their relationship is similar. The argument still takes place, etc, etc. Instead, it culminates to both characters just lunging at each other in an intense, sexually charged way. They have hot hate sex--and then have to deal with coming to terms with that after. This could be really fun! 3. I am very experienced in playing rich, uppity, Queen Bee characters. They can be shallow and vapid, or intelligent and driven. Almost always feisty. I'm usually always down for playing this kind of character in some variation! 4. C or DB or NC Rich, Lonely Housewife and Husbands RivalBestfriend. See more The young Female Housewife is married to an incredibly successful man who inherited his father's businesses and takes the role very seriously. It didn't take long after collegetheir marriage for her to realize this career is what's most important to him, often leaving her home alone for long days, sometimes even weeks when he has business trips. This has left her dejected, lonely, and lacking in any sort of confidence, only pining after her husband even when they're in the same room. Your character is His BestfriendRival in business, who has known them both since their freshman year at college. He has always coveted Female Housewife, believing her to be incredibly smart, incredibly beautiful, and very talented. He has witnessed the neglect she's received over the years and is definitely not blind to it or the way it affects her. One night at a small dinner party for business associates, Your character can't take anymore. When he notices she excuses herself for the night, he bides his time to excuse himself as wellmaking out like he's leaving when he really he's going to slip deeper into the house to find her. See more Options As Non-Con I think it would be very obvious. When he approaches her she denies him and he doesn't take no for an answer. This could have any levels. Simple NC, or some coercion, etc. Would love to discuss! As Con, I've never done this scenario. I imagine it would be a bit romantic, a bit tragic. I'd love to see it be intense and erotic, though. If interested, I'm game! As Dub-Con, I see a middle ground between the two above scenario. Perhaps there's kissing and touches, but she attempts to chicken out or deny him, and decides to show her what her body needs and can't deny. 5. NC w potential DC Office Setting where assistants are sex objects and it's flaunted. See more Male Character is the CEO's son, but this particular privilege is extended throughout the entire company secretaries are female and you can do whatever you want to them. It's not uncommon to see topless women taking notes in board meetings, or a punished secretary walking naked through the hall. The stipulation is, if an assistant is a personal assistant, she's only to listen to her specific bossno one else touchers her without his permission. My Female Character is hired on for Male Character but has no clue about any of this, as most women don't when they're hired. The only difference is most women submit without much complication, but Female Character tries to file a complaint when Male Character makes a pass at her. It's immediately reported to him and laughed off of course, though his father and some of the higher-ups tease him for it. It's his job to make sure Female Character understands her new position. Female Character is weighed down by college debt and believes she's hit the lottery with such a high-paying clerical job, she can't afford to quit. I have some very specific cravings with this plot. -Designated days where she isn't allowed to wear panties and subsequent panty inspections. This involves her lifting her skirt or dropping her pants and having to bend over for him to 'inspect'. I'd specifically like this to happen once or twice in the company of his peers or higher-ups. Perhaps a client is in Male Character's office for a meeting, and Male Character calls her in to demand the inspectionthen pretending he isn't sure, and demands she bend over for the client and asks his 'professional opinion'. Female Character is already humiliated when the client then asks to 'further inspect' just to make sure...touching and fingering her. -A punishment scene where Male Character forces Female Character to undress at a board meeting and fucks her in front of everyone. -Humiliation is a big theme to explore within this plotperhaps she has to blow him while he's at a lunch meeting with his peers? 6. DC w potential for Con The school's Queen Bee is blackmailed by the Bad Boy See more She's the Queen Bee of the school but not in a vapid wayshe heads the Prom Committee, Yearbook Committee, Student Government Association, etc, etc. She's student body president. She does SO much the school gave her a small renovated utility room as an office, even. Her long-standing boyfriend is the air-headed jock of the school. They're a classic teen power couple on the surface. But some things don't quite add up She's far more driven despite her snobbish, vapid persona that everyone at the prep school puts on her. She doesn't even attend half the parties her boyfriend and friends like to go to, etc. The male counterpart is a classic bad boy stereotype with his own twists. There have been many twists over the years, but I like the idea of him also having money but his parents get that money through nefarious means. So he carries that dark label at school, but truthfully he rejects all that. As such his company kept at school is unsavory potentially including scholarship students, etc. So, on the surface Queenie represents everything he hates about the establishment and their social circles, and he seems to spit in the face of everything she works her ass off for. They don't get along, and frequently snark and snap at one another and drive each other crazy. Then one day he's wandering down an empty hall of the school that's being renovated, and hears a very tell-tale sound coming from a supposedly empty classroom. Someone's doing the dirtywhen he looks through the door's window it's none other than Queenie and her boyfriend. Accept, with her ass planted on top the desk with the jock pounding away, she looks bored as hell and is even scrolling on her phone. It's too sad and hilarious not to record. So what would he do with this blackmail? It's pretty obvious. See more Options I'm not against the idea of an argument getting heated when he simply makes fun of her for the video he has and things take place in an almost consensual way at first. The video is great blackmail, but if they accidentally hate-fuck each other? That's a whole different can of worms! You can tweak this Bad Boy character to your interests. I laid out a potential idea, but he could be a scholarship student if you like I suppose. Basically I imagine the school and 90 of its students to be filthy rich heirs, though. 7. DC to C She thinks she's fucking her boyfriendbut it's her enemy. See more It's spring break for these college students, and they're celebrating with a beachy getaway. Female Character by all accounts has the Perfect Boyfriend he's popular, kind, attractive, athletic, smart....there are only two issues one is that their sex life is less than desirable. What she can't figure out is if he simply has a low sex drive, or if he just doesn't like sex with her. As such, she's obsessed with trying to seduce him, planning a surprise for him in her hotel room. Her hotel room, that she shares with a few friends, is an adjoining room with his that he shares with a few of his friends. That's the other issue his best friend, Your character, is the bane of her existence. For whatever reason, they have never gotten along, always butting heads with each other, leaving the Perfect Boyfriend to play mediator. Maybe he thinks she's vapid, boring, too shallow for his friend? She has no idea, but she definitely doesn't like him because she knows he looks down on her, picks on her, and tries to monopolize Perfect Boyfriend's time. She's alone in her hotel room with the adjoining door open, trying to find the lingerie she packed for the vacation. Her plan is to get dolled-up and text Boyfriend. She normally wears contacts but removes them because she knows he likes her glasses, except she hasn't put them on yet. This is when Your character The Enemy innocents comes back to the room for something, like his wallet, and happens to find Female Character scantily dressed. He clears his throat, intent on just startling her and then embarrassing her. However, with her shit eyesight, she thinks its Perfect Boyfriendthe two besties always being mistaken for brothers because they look so similar. She approaches him, flirty and horny, kissing and touching him. The Enemy thinks this might be a good chance to really humiliate her, let her kiss him and then reveal himself. But things get carried away really quickly as she leadspushes the envelope farther out until The Enemy is so caught up he ends up fucking her while she thinks it's her boyfriend. It's up to us when the reveal happens, but here's my idea They finish a round of sex, but she wants more. They switch up positions, and after some more fooling around, they're fucking again and she remembers her glasses on the nightstand. Before Your character can stop she's putting them on, and his cover is blown while he's stuffed to the hilt inside of her. Then they have to deal with the aftermath of their newfound sexual tension. mic drop 8. NC or DC w Potential C Former Queen Bee turned maid for an old classmate. See more This plot has a couple of versions, and endless possibilities. The main skeleton is thisThey both went to a wealthy set of schools growing up, but Male Character was two or three years ahead of Female Character. They don't really know each other, but they know of each other. In the few years he's had since high school he's flourished in his family's company and has managed to make a sizeable fortune of his own. Whereas our Female Character is about a year out of high school, and she absolutely hates college. She sees it as a waste of time when several of her other heirheiress friends don't have to complete school to begin ascending within their family businesses. Her dream has always been to work for her father and take over the family business, but for some reason her father seems dead-set on her proving herself in some way. It infuriates her, and she can't stand the thought of three more years. Her father takes this as a reason to deny her, telling her that she can't commit to hard work. Then, suddenly, he comes up with a new ideaif she can last six months as a live-in personal maid then she can prove herself. This seems like an easy steal for her because she took cooking classes in high school as an elective, and she's a tidy person by nature. Her father even has the job already secured for her. Unbeknownst to her, however, this little idea was planted in her father's brain by our Male Character, the sneaky devil. Her father seems to think his daughter so lazy and incapable that she can't even clean a sizeable house for half a year. But the Male Character has bigger plans.... See more OptionsVariation 1 involves a more sinister NC lean to things. The Male Character is very calculated and possessive. What he wants, he gets. And what he wants is Female Character, and what he's got is uninterrupted access to her for six months if she wants to inherit her position in her father's company. They've both grown up in similar social circles, and he's always liked the look of her. But his interest grew in the last few years, yet he knew their paths had never meaningfully crossed. Depending on how good our character's chemistry is, this could quickly become DC with a very confused Female Character. Variation 2 is even more sinister. Male Character had a harder time in high school, and was considered a bit of a dweeb. He had his own share of bullies and it left a lasting mark on him. What few interactions the two had growing up was actually rather kind. Then, however, once she got to high school she was quickly absorbed with the popular crowd. I would probably play Female Character a bit more uppity and oblivious in this one. She never outright bullied him, but she was part of the crowd that did, perhaps even laughing at his expense on occasion. Essentially, these moments are important and hurtful for him, and for they were so inconsequential she might not even remember them. Thus his motivation is far more based in revenge. He's grown a lot in the last three years, gained a lot of experience that she hasn't. It's his opportunity to release his frustration, and she gets to be the target. Variation 3 is more flowery with leanings toward full-on Con I'd say. This is the version that's the least fleshed-out. The idea is he's always liked her. Maybe loved, but sometimes that kind of pining can be cringe when it starts at the beginning of a roleplay. He sees potential in her, but they've never had any meaningful interaction. It's his belief that her father has no intent of ever giving her her dream, but he doesn't know how to tell her this. He wants to try and build her up and show her how capable she is. But once he gets her under his roofs, there are a few other wants that he loses control over... Details In her room he's decked it out with secret cameras and microphones. Also, I know this screams of maid outfit trope but I don't have a kink for it. I'd prefer regular clothes, with potential for a certain uniform if there are guests as a compromise. 9. DC to C. Long-term plot. Arranged marriage. War prize. Blending cultures, eventual love. See more Okay, here's my idea. There is a large and ancient kingdom of Elvish folk that are so self-sufficient they've mostly stepped away from the rest of the world. They have maybe one city they trade with and that's it. As such they are isolated and without allies, but it's not really a problem. Their society is able to support itself and all of their systems have been refined to their preference. They are perfectly content. Until a group of nomads take up residence on the edge of their land. It's never happened before and they're not sure what to do. On the other hand, the nomads weren't even aware of the Elvish until the first meeting. The nomads, as it turns out, are incredibly skilled fighters looking to finally settle down. The Elvish don't stand much of a chance. After holding out against the nomads for about two years of skirmishes, the Elvish finally raise the white flag and an agreement is settled upon. They are given a significant corner portion of Elvish land, and the nomad's leader is to be given the Elvish princess as his bride. Before I mention any fandoms, I'm going to say that I've not heavily watched this, I've only seen it in passing I have off-and-on seen a few scenes of Vikings, and I kind of like the aesthetic for the nomadic tribe. Since the male character is leader of the nomadic people, it's totally fine if you have no idea what the aesthetic is or if you just want something else. I imagine that the entire history of the nomadic people is just that nomadic. To the point that they have no record of ever having land of their own. Your male character is the leader of his people, and in a way he's a visionary he knows that land to build upon is the way to grow stronger. In fact, their fight against the Elvish proved as much--the only reason the Elvish were able to survive is that their outer structures were so good they weren't able to penetrate them. I imagine that for the nomadic people, they value strength above all else. Which explains why they're skilled in fightingbattle, and why they're still trying to learn farming, etc. They are intimidating, and while at first glance they might seem brutish or simple, I personally feel that what lies under the surface is much more than that. Making them rougher on the surface and in aesthetic is mainly to contrast the Elvish, I admit. The Elvish, by contract, know weaponry only because it's tradition and for them it's evolved into more of a performance element--like fencing, or competitive archery. So our story would begin with the princess arriving to your character. If they've been pushing back against the Elvish for a few years, I think they should have the beginnings of a settlement well under way. This also gives her time to learn a basic understanding of the nomad's language--and maybe vice versa? Up to you. This set up feels like it's ripe with possibility in my opinion. We can create all sorts of story lines where she's able to teach them about the native flora and fauna, and also learn from them. Some struggles they may face in the beginning I'd say is her being perceived as weak, the unresolved feelings from the war between their people, etc.. Surely they'll clash in personality at first, but considering they were both raised to be leaders there's got to be plenty of common ground to be found between them. And of course...insanely hot sexual tension. Duh. This is a post left over from 2020. I'm mostly leaving this hear because I got a chuckle out of it and I like the memories. It's definitely not required reading to approach me for a roleplay and some of it may be a little outdated. I'm just sentimental. Random Stuff I Just Want to Put Here This is not required reading for messaging me! These are just rantsbants I need to get out of my system. A tally for all the people who think it's hilarious to open their first message to me with, So do you wanna roleplay? Haha just kidding! after I very clearly express how much I hate being asked that very question in my search thread. Tally Restarted 61720 I don't know how to make it any clearer that I fucking hate the joke above AND the geniuses who think it's so hilarious and original. In what universe do I want to roleplay with a person who reads that I hate something, then reads that I hate the unoriginal joke people are making about the thing I hate, who THEN goes and makes the joke ANYWAY, and then also acknowledges they saw it all in my thread? Fuck off. Some thoughts on roleplaying trends I'm seeing that have left me slightly disillusioned with my once-favorite pastime Why do people not give a shit about who they're roleplaying with anymore? Lately when people message me it is so obvious they haven't read my thread, and yet they'll try to agree with everything I say. They are so desperate just to get a roleplay partner, they don't care about the person, what the plot is, what the kinks are, etc. I find this so disheartening because if you don't have any ideas of your own, any characters of your own, any kinks of your own, why are you here? I want to play with someone who will craft something with me, who will be able to honestly say with me whenever we notice we're no longer compatible as writing partners. Why are people trying to be these bland, voiceless Yes Men who only want their partner to tell them what to contribute to the roleplay? How is that fun for them? Since I only roleplay with men, I'm noticing a trend. Why do a predominant amount of males on this site think they only need to show up with a character name and a penis? Especially in non-con, the male aggressive character always ends up completely empty and devoid of any personality. Why? I realize there's a challenge it's non-con, technically they're doing a bad thing, so then is your character a bad person? Well, is he? It's like they haven't even thought about any of it. And as such the character has no real drive or intentions, and it's boring as fuck. I can also write about a cock slamming into a vagina, if that's all I was after I wouldn't be looking for a second person to write it with me. I want a character . Do you like your character? Is he interesting to you? If not, he's probably boring as shit to your partner, too. Where's the conflict at if the male character is a shell? Or worse... If your male character is just you with a thin gloss of whatever he needs to be for the plot, that is so fucking creepy and disappointing. I can't even elaborate on this in further detail because it just makes annoyed. The only thing I will say if you did this and you think you're discreet about it, you're not and it's actually really obvious. For the love of all things unholypay attention to what your partner writes. If she writes her character is in a specific top, and you think to yourself, I don't know what the shit that is. you could ask, or even GOOGLE IT. Sounds grueling, I know. Because if you think you can just vaguely gloss over it, especially during a time when the clothes are coming off, think again. You'll writing your character's hands into a place where fabric is, or writing about some newly exposed skin when in fact that skin has been exposed the entire time. But Masterpiece, who gives a shit? Well I don't know, love, perhaps the people on this website where they WRITE FANTASY SCENERIOS FOR LITERARY ENJOYMENT. Even if you're here for the sexy stuff, that doesn't negate the literary aspect of this pastime. heavy sigh. Again, pay attention to what your partner writes. You cannot slyly disregard shit that she's written, or just gloss over it if you're feeling like you can't be bothered. If you can't be bothered, why are you here? Because if you disregard what she's written, or you change something from what she's written, you're giving her two options she either has to go along with what you wrote, or disregard what you wrote to correct the story. The second option is her doing right back to you what you did to herit fucking sucks, and also that's not roleplaying THANKS. The first option is even crueler, especially if that's what you're trying to achieve. Going along with whatever the fuck you've done against what she wrote, she now has to also deny her own writing which undermines her for the rest of the roleplay. That is NOT what roleplaying is. THANKS. Going off the above point I swear to God, if you aren't feeling a post the way it was written how about you talk to your partner about it? Let's normalize communication, yeah? Because if you can't have a calm conversation you shouldn't be partnering up anyway. RE Memories, Rants, and Entries Rants For this second post, I will rant about things that happen in the quest for roleplays that annoy the absolute shit out of me--will add as they happen, or maybe I'll go back and find some of the highlights I've experienced. All usernames will be changed, I'm not trying to shame anyone See more To kick things off Did-You-Even-Read-My-Thread said Prodigious Masterpiece said Did-You-Even-Read-My-Thread said Hello! I was wondering if you were still looking for partners to rp with? Click to expand... My thread was bumped less than an hour ago. Click to expand... I've learned that people get messaged surprisingly fast at times. Are you looking for something more con or non-con at the moment? Click to expand... Why this is annoying If I'm bumping my thread, and there's shit not crossed out--of course I'm looking. What the hell kind of question is this? In my thread, I specifically ask not to ask me vague questions like this--start a conversation, share kinks or ideas. Give me something to work with, damn it. Then he asks if I'm looking for something more con or non-con at the moment. In my thread I literally list my cravings and it had non-con on it. He is literally only asking me questions that I've already answered on my fucking thread. How this could have been done better Fuckin' introduce yourself. Fuckin' read the thread. Read. It. If there's something you're wanting to do with a person, but it's doesn't fully align with their cravings you have a chance unless they state they're only looking for their cravings. Look at other information they've given you or plots they have written out or their f-list to see if they might possibly be into your ideacraving. When you message them--if you don't want to write your whole idea, give them the basic kinks or genre of the story I've got an idea for a school-setting non-con story where I play a jock and you play the Queen Bee. Would you be interested in giving it a look to see if you would want to play? IT'S THAT SIMPLE FAM. Next! TinyPeen said I saw something about how you were looking for an experienced role play partner? Hit me up if your interested. Click to expand... WAT. Wut. Waht. I can't even compute when I look at this message. You saw something did ya? How nonchalant of you. Well, I guess it wasn't my lengthy search thread I worked hard on--you probably saw the billboard I rented out to try and draw in partners. Hit me up if your interested. I want to take a melon-baller and remove my eyes, this frustrates me so much. Why do I have a thread? So I can remember what the hell my plots and kinks are? Not even going to add an, how this could have been better section because pfffffffffffffffffftt. I just.... I Swear This Is Not Fake said Girl Friend with shorty eye sight fucking her worst emu sounds like fun, especially the after math and well thinking he could be filming it too as a form of black mail. Just my main thoughts on that one. Click to expand... What did I do to deserve this? Why would you actually send this to a person you want to roleplay with? Just.... why? And here we go Creepy Guy said Wanna do a non-con roleplay where you are a stupid vapid Queen bee rich girl who I blackmail into being my sex toy and I humiliate and degrade her showing her what her real place in life is Click to expand... Why this is creepy and annoying I clearly state in my thread I am NOT interested in being some kind of placeholder for a person who does not craft a character. This is not the case for everyone, but it's SO gross to me when you're obviously writing as yourself and not a character. Not only that but in general the use of I in this kind of pitch is so off-putting. I also clearly state that I'm not into masterslave which is exactly what this sounds like. I just don't understand what gave this person the impression, upon even glancing over my thread if they even did that that I would be interested in a pitch like this. See more Mandi O'Bryan had done her best to make sure the evening was lovely and as up to par as it usually was for these kinds of functions. After being with James for nearly five years, married three, she knew what was expected for a lavish dinner party. There home was spotless, as usual, and the house cook was more than efficient enough to create the meals--with several extra hired hands of course. The party itself had been quite cheerful, seeing as it basically a table full of friends. Many of James' business associates had been his friends in university and had prospered after graduation in their respective family businesses. Mandi knew all of the wives, and had met a new girlfriend just that night. Unfortunately, Mandi was having a hard time keeping up appearances. Of course she managed well enough, but it was all beginning to get very tiring. Just that morning she and James had fought, but by now he'd completely forgotten about it. Laughing with his friends, he was perfectly fine and oblivious to her discontent. It had been six months since they'd made love and in fact James had been gone for a week on business and had only gotten in that morning. Mandi had been convinced he wouldn't make it to his own dinner party and she'd been utterly exasperated. Still, she chatted with her friends like normal. As the evening drug on, Mandi wished everyone would just go home. She'd thought to try and seduce James tonight, hopeful that maybe he would actually pay attention to her for once, but had given up the idea when he'd announced he was flying out the following morning to land a particularly expensive contract. The men had cheered while she offered a supportive smile. Dejected, Mandi made an excuse to the ladies when the men retired to James' study to drink brandy and discuss business. A headache, she'd told them. In truth she could use a bubble bath and good book--maybe James would be asleep by the time she got in. Conversation with him was only painful now. Once in their large suite, Mandi peeled out of the dress she'd worn that evening, forgetting to take out her earrings. Slipping off her heels, she drew the bath in the large claw tub. Adding in generous amounts of soap, she stopped the water once it was full to her liking. She'd been just about to pull off her thong when she cursed, remembering that her book was in the library. Throwing on the robe she'd bought last week to wear for James, she didn't bother to tie it, not expecting someone to be so deep in the house they'd be at the bedroom hallway. Leaving the suite room open, Mandi only thought of retrieving her book and spending the rest of the evening in solitude as usual. At nineteen it seemed almost like a crazy dream for Mandi to be flying her way out of the only country she'd ever been in, and in the best seats no less. She'd met him about a week and a half ago, and had been dazzled ever since. She wasn't quite sure how, but he was in charge of a very impressive company. He was at least three years older than her, maybe even more, but already richer than most people dream about. The first time she'd met him she'd felt like a little kid in comparison. She'd just finished her first year of college, and wasn't really going anywhere... School had left her uninspired, lonely, and a bit depressed. She'd gotten up early that morning before work, and had wanted to grab a cup of coffee. Then...well, she spilled a good amount of it on his suit... It had been mortifying, but he was very kind about it. Meeting him had been like a breath of fresh air after being under water for far too long. They'd talked and talked, Mandi knew she'd lost track of the time--he'd seemed totally at ease, as if he could be anywhere he wanted at any time of day. This was why she'd accepted with little hesitation when he'd offered to hire her on as his assistant. It was such an amazing opportunity, though her parents had been skeptical at first. But honestly, how hard could it be to assist a young, rich man who needed help keeping track of his meetings as he traveled the world? And to think, she was in France right this moment. Jet lag had hit almost instantly and a long nap in a luxurious bed inside an even more lavish beach house had proved to be extremely satisfying. Sleepy-eyed, Mandi moved onto the porch of the private home, gazing out at the beauty of their private little patch of beach. Far off in the distance to the right a large crowd could be seen enjoying the beach as well, most of which were completely nude. Mandi glanced back into the house, noting that everything was just as silent as it had been for the thirty minutes she'd been awake. She didn't recall him asking her to wake him, so she assumed she was free for the moment... Mandi turned away, and clutching her beach bag in hand, headed down to the sand. It had been completely distressing when she realized she'd forgotten to pack a swimsuit but eventually had managed to gather up the courage to do what everyone else seemed to do on this beach. Stretching out the enormous beach towel, Mandi slipped out of her sandals and tossed the other towels beside her bag. Mandi glanced around nervously before reaching beside herself and lowering the zipper on her baby blue sundress. It was evening, the sun a little lower in the sky but the warmth of the breeze was calm and inviting. Slipping the thin straps off of her fair shoulders, the dress pooled at her feet. She removed her bra just as timidly, her nipples hardened as a slight shiver rolled up her back, causing her to blush. She felt as though she were being watched, but this was impossible she reminded herself, the house had it's own private section of beach. Bending slightly as she slipped off her panties, she stood up again quickly, completely naked. Her blonde hair fluttered smoothly against her exposed back, stopping several inches past her shoulder blades. Her bright green eyes glanced nervously at the public section of the beach as she forced herself to move toward the water before chickening out altogether. She had to admit, it felt amazing to be without clothes in this weather, even if it was a bit embarrassing. Plunging into the sea quickly, she sighed as the water engulfed her, dipping her head backward to smooth her hair away from her face. Her first time in the ocean--oh, if her so-called friends from back home could see her now... Last edited Jul 7, 2024