Thread: Bimbo vs. Bimbo (Cheesecake&Maiesiobreed)

Wow....you really are a slut. Christy said joyously as she listened to Mandy prattle on about embaressing statistics that her competitor Olivia seemed to have told them in the interview session. But wait a minute...if they were using the information that Olivia had told them in private...then what was stopping them from also.... Oh poor Christy! You think she's a slut? Well lets give our audience and our viewers at home a sneak peak into your personal life as well! Mandy said to the applause of the audience. Christy here has topped out at 16 sexual partners, with a breakdown of 10 men and six girls, obviously she doesn't have much of a hangup about being with women as well as men! Her favorite sexual position is doggie style and she seems to enjoy it quite often, isn't that great everyone! One of the best nights of her life, Christy told our backstage producers, was when she was able to seduce and bed her best girlfriend of 15 years....when she was 8 months pregnant no less! When Christy's friend had the baby and wanted her to be a part of their lives, Christy callously told them that she was just looking to get laid that night and too not call her anymore! Mandy said, sneering at the horrified red head. Fuck...how did they figure that out? Luckily for you if you enjoy pregnancy this show is the one for you! We won't go into too many specifics, we'll just let you see for yourselves when the time comes, Mandy said into the microphone. As for her smarts, Christy possesses a whopping IQ of an average 100 score. She overcompensates for her lack of intelligence by putting others down to make her seem smarter. Sounds about right, doesn't it ladies and gentlemen? Oh and ladies, we have a nice surprise for you. We contacted several members of your family and some friends of yours and offered them free tickets to tonights show! All of them agreed to watch you two degrade each other for money and fabulous prizes! They have all said that they hope you two learn a valuable lesson about humanity from the show! Christy EEPED loudly as a spotlight was shone on a luxury box in the studio audience. Her sister, mother and father, and clique of best friends were smiling and applauding her. They seemed happy that she was on the show. WELL LETS GET TOO IT! IT'S TIME FOR....! Mandy yelled into the microphone, and every single member of the audience yelled back in unison. BIMBO VS. BIMBO! Cheesecake said With the lights and music, the show had now officially began. There was no turning back now. She knew she was making a mistake, she knew she'd be embarrassed but she just had to swallow her pride hopefully that wasn't the only thing she'd be swallowing! and hope to god that none of her family or friends were going to be watching this. Usually, it was common for people to tell everyone they knew that they were going to be on TV... Olivia couldn't do any more to hide it. She wasn't even sure what network it was going to be on although she was hoping it was one of the more obscure cable channels, so that at least meant her mum wouldn't be watching... right? Hello...! And welcome to Bimbo vs. Bimbo! ... the new game show that pits two desperate, pathetic sluts against one another to see which one of them is the biggest bimbo! Yes, this was definitely a bad idea, thought Olivia. She hadn't even known the name of the show they had kept it very quiet until the host shouted it out to the cheering audience of perverts and sickos. The host introduced herself as 'Mandy Burrows', but Olivia didn't recognise the name. However, it definitely looked as if they had picked the right host for the job... you could be easily mistaken for thinking that there were three bimbos on the stage right now. She wondered how many men she had slept with to get this job. Mandy then turned her attention from the audience to the 'bimbos', as the crowd went quiet. Olivia was so nervous, she almost wet herself before the game even began. Mandy, meanwhile, seemed to be taking great pleasure out of what was happening to them. Our first contestant is Miss Olivia Anderson. Twenty-six years old. Four previous sexual partners, all of which have been men. It also says here that two years ago she cheated on her boyfriend of three months with what she describes as 'a big mistake she wished never happened'. I think we all know Olivia that that was you just being a big, drunken whore... don't we agree folks? The crowd cheered in almost universal fashion, nearly taking the roof right off. Olivia was wishing for the roof to fall back down on top of her. The production crew had clearly done their homework, and had researched nearly every single bit of her history... tracking down ex-partners and finding out every juicy secret she had. She tried to defend herself, but Mandy kept up her routine. Olivia was also a bit dumb in school, and has been lying to her friends and family for years that she passed her maths exam in her final year. In fact, she only received a 35 score when her class average was 81! I guess you should have been studying instead of sucking off Ryan Thompson in the boys toilets, huh? Another cheer. An even deeper red on her cheeks. Then Mandy moved on to the next contestant... Click to expand...