Thread: Hoist the colors!

Scenes from the Meridian Society Players production of Walt Disney's Beauty and the Beast, starring Sam Cavendish as Belle. Erik Schmidt as the Beast. Professor Algernon Swift as Cogsworth. Captain Colin Drake as Lumiere. Madame Anne Marie LaMonte as Mrs. Potts. Captain Kieran Shane as Chip. Kieran Sorry I missed the first night of practice, everyone. But if a late night. Who'm I playing? Erik pounds on Sam's door yelling I thought I told you to come down to dinner! Sam Ah ain't hungry! Erik yelling to Sam You'll come out, or I'll-I'll-I'll break down the door! Sam Y'all jes' try, an' Ah'll gut shoot yeh! Colin Master, I could be wrong, but that might not be the best way to win the girl's affections. Professor Swift Please. Attempt to be a gentlemen. Erik But, she's being so difficult! Madame LaMonte Gently. Gently. Erik calmly Will you come down to dinner? Sam Go ta hell! Erik points at door Hmm? Professor Swift Ah-ah-ah, suave, genteel. Erik suavely It would give me great pleasure tries to hold in his anger Erik If you would join me for dinner. Professor Swift clears throat and mutters We say please. Erik Please? Sam Fuck off an' die! Erik yells You can't stay in there forever! Sam yells. Watch me! Erik yells Fine! Then go ahead and starve! If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all! storms down through the hallway and slams the door behind him Madame LaMonte Oh dear. That didn't go very well at all, did it? Kieran I still can't believe you all cast me as the kid. Erik upon catching Sam in the forbidden west wing Why did you come here? Sam Ah was bored, an' Ah got all curious. Erik I warned you never to come here. Sam Y'all said Ah couldn't eat, neither, an' look how well that went! Erik yells Do you realize what you could have done? throws a table Sam Ain't got no fuckin' clue, ' cause y'all ain't done nuthin but shout! throws a chair Erik Get out! Sam gets up on Erik's face. No! Erik Get out! Kieran I don't care what role you lot cast me in, I'm not sleeping in the cupboard! Sam is washing Erik's wounds Erik roars That hurts! Sam If'n y'all' stop squirmin', it wouldn't hurt so damn much! Erik Well, if you hadn't have run away, this wouldn't have happened! Sam An if'n y'all hadn't thrown a goddamn bookcase at me, mebbe Ah wouldn't have run! Sam folds her arms in anger Erik pause Well you shouldn't have been in the West Wing!! Sam Yeah? Well, you got th' manners o' a rabid coyote! pause Sam Erik's servants glare at him in agreement Now, hold yer tater, 'cause this'll smart. presses cloth to wound the beast growls in pain Sam Oh, an... we'll, thank you. Fer savin' mah life. Erik stops growling You're welcome. Gaston and Erik are battling on the tower Gaston It's over, Beast! Sam is mine! A gunshot is heard. Gaston sags, clutching his gut. Sam Like hell Ah am. Now, get away from mah man! Gaston Let me go! Let me go, please! Don't hurt me! I'll do anything! Anything! Sam pause Done used yer last chance when Ah didn't shoot yeh fer lockin' mah Pa up. An' y'think Ah'll let y'all go now? Sam cocks her revolver and shoots Gaston. His corpse tumbles from the roof. She grabs Erik by the lapels and kisses him. Sam Now Ah'm gonna make sure yer curse gets broken. A couple o' times. pause Git yer pants off. Sam Se ha ido? Oh, te imaginas? Me pidi que se casara con l Yo, la esposa de que grosero, descerebrado Madame Gaston, no slo ves? Madame Gaston, su esposa poco, ugh. No Seor, yo no, te lo garantizo Quiero mucho ms que esta vida provincial Quiero aventura en la gran ancho en algn lugar Lo quiero ms que puedo decir Y por una vez sera magnfico que alguien entienda Quiero mucho ms de lo que han conseguido previstos Kieran Bloody kid. Bloody Chip. Where's the rum, damnit? No way I can do this sober.