Thread: The Tome - [Seiken's Journal]

Yeah, I need to stop saying Yes to adventures alright... So this is what happened After a long day at work this Saturday, I go home. Being all tired and want to snuggle down in bed, I came to think about that I promised a female friend of mine to join her on a drink at a new bar in town. Thinking I honestly can't as I have work in the morning, I send her a text, letting her know. So I was sitting at home, just relaxing a little bit. I decided to stream to keep my mind occupied and talk with a friend on skype. In the middle of it, a friend of mine rings my door and wants me to drive him home. Living in the city, he had been at the local pub and had some drinks and was wasted. Since I was in the middle of a game, I tell him to come in but to wait till I am done with the game. So he walks around in my apartment, proceeds to drink all my beer and having lots of shots before he gets a phonecall from a mutual friend of ours that he could catch a ride with him. While being still in the game, I find it relieving that he would soon leave as he did quite the number in disturbing me in my gaming-zone. Ah, but either way. The ex of a very good friend of mine calls me up and says she's horny, lonely and drunk. Every guy's dream, no? Haha, she's smoking hot, but I find brains sexy, which she barely got. Either way, I tell her that I'll be right over to drive her home when I am done with the game. She's really happy about it and I wrap things up. I go to the place where she has been partying and it turned out that she was going to bring 5 guys along with her. So.. 6 in totalexcluding me. Now, with that said - I drive a normal car. A Nissan X-trail to be more precise. There are 2 guys too much! But she proceeds to sit down in the front seat next to me, lean over and whisper all soft and tenderly into my ear that she'll do everything to get me and her off the hook if we get stopped by the policewhich there was a lot of that evening, patrolling the streets! I am usually not one for doing things like that, allowing more people in the car that got seatbelts, but I was put in a rather.. delicate position, and decided I'd go through with it. So while driving, I did all sorts of crazy side-roads I could find and think of, just to avoid any possible police cars. Several times the guys she brought with herthat slut haha freaked out, thinking I would kill them since they didn't know me, or remembered why I would take side-roads to avoid the police, even though I reminded them quite often. Oh, but we end up getting there... They pay me a rather generous amount of money which I first wanted to decline, seeing we're friends after all, I and her, but I ended up taking it since they were quite persistent and was about to highen the amount. On the way back, I almost run over two adults as they run into the street in front of the car. Screaming and shouting, I roll down my window to tell them off, but they were drunk, confused and pleaded me to drive them home. Shrugging in a sigh I decided to do exactly so, seeing their home was on the way to my home. So I tell them to get intwo strangers that is and I start making our way towards their house while they keep praising me what kind man I am, how lucky they are, etc. I told them that they're rather lucky as there are a lot of shady guys out there, but I am an honest man. Well, as much as I can. So I drive them home, and give them my account number which they really wanted. I doubt I will get any money at all as they seemed rather uninterested in me when I rolled up their driveway, but I didn't really mind either way. I was heading that way after all. However, now starts the interesting part of the evening... I get a phonecall on the highway towards my place. It was the guy who was at my place in the first place who had my beers and shots. He tells me to pick him up at his place and drive him to the chick I was supposed to see that evening. Thinking he's going to get laid or something, he tells me that she wants me to come as well. Without putting too much thought into it all, I end up picking the guy up and driving him over. He tells me that she had been really horny and wanted me to come inside too to pay me. Laughing it off as its probably just his drunken ass talking, surely enough she welcomed me into her home when we got there. Standing only in the panties, it was clear what she wanted. However, when we got inside, she kept shh'ing us. My friend asked what was up with the shh'ing and she said Nothing! Well, it turns out she had a guy in the bedroom upstairs. Growing really curious with my friend, we started making our way up the stairs to see who this was, but she stopped us. I asked why she called us over if she already had a guy, but she said he was super-sexy, but he had a really really small dick. Laughing with my friend, we REALLY wanted to see who this guy was now, since she wanted a threesome now, but in the end, we managed to convince her that we're going to get this guy going so we could have the bedroom. We get up and open the door slowly. Before going on, I asked if the guy was sleeping or naked, but she said no. The guy was sleeping, and he was naked. How I knew? Well... first thing I saw was a huge asshole that the sheets didn't cover as soon as we walked in. And he didn't react to our merciless laugh-a-ton right in front of him, so he was definately not conscious. The chick flushed all red and tried to calm us down, but after 5 minutes, my friend and I had calmed down and was walking around checking who this guy was. My friend and the guy in the bed used to be best friends, something that didn't help his laughter. But what made me speechless was.... Well, you know when you go through a day and see that one guy all the time, everywhere. At the store, on the street, on the bus, at the bar, and,.... well, now in the bed, haha.I've been knowing the guys for years too! He wakes up and sees my friend and goes Oh fuck, what are YOU doing here?? I am trying to hide as the new CEO of my company is a very good friend of this fellow, so I am not sure if he should see me. But eventually nobody cared about anything anymore, as my friend kept telling the guy in the bed that the chick wanted us to remove him cause he had a small dick and wanted to have a threesome instead. The chick felt really bad about him hearing the awful truth, and pretended it wasn't what she said by laying down with him and touching him. We were bullying him a little bit about his small penis and having the chick call friends over to remove him cause of it, but eventually settled down as he snapped and said Yeah, so what?! I can at least not get a boner with you two idiots here! - After he said that, I don't know why, or remember exactly, but we started talking about a foursome! Where he could fit just nicely into her rear, I could choose between pussy or mouth, while my friend would take whatever. He would fuck an eyesocket if she was even into that. It ends up that my friend and I decided to leave as she didn't seem interested in the end, after we showed up. So I drove us both home while he was so upset he didn't get to have a threesome with me and her. While I am straight myself, I can share a woman as long there is no swords crossing. However, my friend is bisexual and would love to have me with him. Ah, but either way... We get home and I look at my watch. 3 hours till work starts... Sighing, I Decided to not go to bed. It's best for me to stay awake since If I got to bed when I am really tired and need to get up in the matter of a couple of hourse, my body will shut off so hard that the only thing that can wake me is 8 hours of sleep, or physical contact. Without having the option for either, I sat up with my studio and produced 3 songs instead. The songs became great, I just made them for fun and was no real intent to them, but sharing them at a national group on facebook, I got good publicity and the guys wanted more. Over one morning I had 600 viewswhich I think is really good for only linking it one place on facebook and as a fun-video. The whole next day I was getting messages and friendrequests from all corners of the country, and I didn't really know what to say. And.. well, now we are here... very quiet at work today, and I am basically letting one on my subordinates mind the customers while I am doing Work back here. But given it's quiet, she's reading a magazine. I really need to stop saying Yes to adventures....