Thread: He's just a slutty little flirt, and sister, he's only gonna hurt you. [Updated!!]

!! serious plots for the serious plotter 3 how about, two roommates one eats vomit, the other only vomits. it's called, 'match made in heaven'. so, i don't always want to bury a cock or two into some willing snatch. sometimes, i get a hankering for some actual storyline. you know that feeling? it claws it's way up from the center of you, desperate and hungry. well, that's what i've got. so, i'm throwing together this thread in an effort to provide a little insight into the sort of thing i'm looking for. something to consider all plot kernels are open to alteration and, as you may have gathered from my other thread, i'm super easy to get along with. i'm willing to entertain and include any and all notions or ideas you have that may better the scenario we'd - in a perfect world - choose to share with each other. like a picnic on a warm spring day, it will be delicious and probably lead to some awkward fumbling. something else while the title alludes to what might be construed as a lack of smut or sex, i just mean that considering the dramatic basis behind most of these plots, any romance or, you know, fucking , will be secondary to the development of plot and characters. if it happens that they eventually might want to indulge in some lovemaking, that's swell... just so long as it makes sense within the context of the roleplay. basically, i'm not expecting you to swallow on the first date or anything. Important Info for Important People! as of right now, i'm really hankering for something fresh and exciting . in the interest of full disclosure, i do have a healthy amount of games going at the moment. so, should you express some interest in igniting the flames of passion between us by way of a plot, please take that into consideration. as ever, i will hardly ever let you go a night without a post but don't expect rapid fire responses. i'm quick on the draw but my trigger finger acts up now and then. i will also update occasionally with a variety of plots and ideas, not all of which will be pertaining to previous cravings. so, feel free to inquire or express some interest! what's the worst that can happen? Angels Bleed from the Tainted Touch of My Caress period-based or modernslightly-futuristic noir, detective story and murder mystery with snappy dialogue where the tough-talking smooth gents and sultry dames are angels and demons!! Female Femme FataleOPEN x Male Private Detective Hell, it was the old bad days all over again. You knew it the moment she crossed the threshold, all angelic grace and her halo well polished. Should've smeared your door with lamb's blood. She even smelled like Heaven, though you suspected it might've been perfume, what with the way your carpet smoldered a little with her every step. Could be brimstone, but it was a long time since The Fall and sometimes you forget the stench of sulphur except for when you dream. Even the body reminded you of that descent, carved open like a butchered sow and wings snapped at the shoulder. So why did she look so happy? And why didn't anyone want you to find out who did it? Ignore the photo he won't look like New!Dante. Okay, maybe this is a little weird. But i've been on my old angel kick recently, and this struck me as something i just had to list. So, imagine Sam Spade or Mike Hammer except halos. You know, Angels With Dirty Wings, instead of Faces? Angelic-noir! Actual plot i haven't determined at any great length yet, and as for characters i envisioned mine as a fallen angel, though he could be on the up-and-up, too. Yours could be either fallen or not - or somewhere in between! Two flavors older and a little grizzled, or young and divinely pretty, like an angel should be. A Ruby the Size of a Tangerine jazzy stylish cat burglars!!, classy joints and fancy clothes!!, drinking scotch and smoking cigars, breaking into the houses of billionaires and stealing their shit, girls dressed like Catwoman by way of Adam Hughes Female THIEFDETECTIVE x Male THIEF She told you that it was stupid to even consider it. They knew you were coming, locked down that rich bastard's compound. But that was no one's fault but your own, having sent your business card and everything. But now they were ready, locked down tight and they'd plastered a poster with your handsome mug on it all over the city. She said it was insane, and that you'd spend the rest of your life in jail and she wouldn't even be sad about it. All you could do was laugh. All of this was supposed to discourage you? A touching story of a gentleman thief and the woman who hatefucks him by way of Lupin III and Danny Ocean. Kind of! Basically, classy thieves steal classy shit for the fun of it. You know, the kind of guys who break into a wealthy old codger's house and turn priceless paintings upside down, just to prove they can get in? Steal some money and then throw it out of their car on the freeway as they make their escape? Oh, and lots of leather. Female character is pretty open, though a friendly rivalry with another thief or a detective on his case might allow for the more interesting plot. I Feel My Hatred Grow All the More Extreme dark police procedural, incredibly tense investigations!!, suspense and intrigue!!, shocking revelations?!, frenzied repressed fucking!! FemaleMale Law Enforcement x Male Law Enforcement It's bad enough when the streets are thick with overdoses and homeless prostitutes, and gang violence doesn't help you sleep at night. But now a serial killer assails your foul city like a plague and alleys are painted red with their hideous work. And the rain never seems to let up and the day can only become so much darker before the dam bursts and the people tear themselves apart. Not very interesting, maybe! A police procedural, criminal profiling, crime thriller all thrown together. I have no real preference as to the gender of the partner-character, so i'm cool with playing against a male or female. I figure on crafting a homicide detective, obvs, but the other role is totally open. Cop in the same precinct, FBI or other agency, freelance private dick, etc. You Stormed Off to Scar the Armada a heartbreaking story of war!!, speculative history, steam-fi, sky opera, slice-of-ship-life, can love bloom on the battlefield?! Female Crew x Male Captain War never changes. Even when Man put aside his differences long enough to throw Himself from the nurturing soil of his planet into the Great Blue, He can not keep from spilling blood across the sea of clouds. The wars rage, the real reasons lost to the four winds. But after decades of war, one man finds the courage to say enough. Defecting from the tyrannical empire, he joins the struggling factions being crushed beneath the boot of his former nation. They give him their best ship, their best crew, and their best wishes. Go forth, and win the war! Bits of Last Exile, Skies of Arcadia, various pieces of hard and soft sci-fi both. A lot of this is open to discussion, as the basic jist comes down to a ship and it's captain. Story goes that an enemy captain is shot down and captured, imprisoned by the losing side. They find that he's actually defecting, and pin all their hopes on him! How exciting! Female role is as open as can be given the context of the plot and your current personal cravings. Prisoner of war? Ship officer? Another captain? Etc. Also, i have an entirely alternate setting available with this same idea , which is slightly better developed. Instead of the sky, we sail the star ocean! More Captain Harlock, where one space pirate wages war on... everyone else! They Want to Hear the Sizzling of Her Flesh grimdark fantasy!!, ritual sacrifices and pagan orgies and boobies and bits of body parts all over!!, terrible world with terrible people Female Witch x Male Knight A darkness has settled over the world and threatens never to abate. Plague is rampant, roving bands of flagellants extol the virtures of self-castigation, filthy brigands take what they want by violent means, whether goods or flesh. Landed lords bar the gates of their castles to all the smallfolk while holy men do the same, unless you can pay their bloody coin. They say the devil walks among men now, attended to by his black magicians. Is there any way for their voices to reach God's ears once again, or has He truly forsaken them? Clearly based on the movie Season of the Witch, with bits of Black Death, a touch of Warhammer and a pinch of Berserk. A world-weary knight is tasked by some lord or priest to deliver a woman accused of being some dread witch to a ritual execution in hopes of helping to cleanse the land of it's horrible taint. I'd like for it to remain ambiguous as to whether or not the woman is actually a witch, whether or not any sort of magic actually exists and even further, whether or not there's actually any God or Devil playing with the hearts of mankind. Let's break some boundaries, it makes for fun RP. D BONUS ALTERNATE PLOT !! Each Blaspemy is Another Stone to the Edifice of Your Glory Female AngelWarrior x Male KnightAngel Everything is essentially the same as above, except this iteration also lends itself much to the world of Sanctuary from the Diablo series. Instead of being a witch, the woman is actually an angel from the High Heavens, disguised as a human. She disobeyed the edicts of her realm to try and help mankind stem the inexorable tide of devils comprising the demonic onslaught flooding the land, but was captured by a monastery that is secretly in league with and worships one of the Great Devils. They intend, of course, to execute her in a ritual that would severely weaken the world and the realm of the High Heavens, opening it to even further demonic attack. Of course, the world weary knight discovers this all eventually. Can also switch roles, so that the female is the warrior or knight, and the male is the angel. No One Can Prevent Me From Raising Towers in Babylon speculative history, Biblical-themed near future monarchy, action!!, suspense!!, intrigue!!, fucking!! PrincePrincess x Male Advisor It was a mad idea He had in the first place - kings, a monarchy? In this day and age? Yet there it was, and after a bloody struggle a nation was built in the sanguine froth of sinners and saints. But nations sit poorly on a foundation of lifesblood and sin and require the careful hand of gardeners to see it bear constant fruit. But when the fruit rots on the vine and the monarch tumbles like a tree, whose hand is fit to guide the course of a nation that might have been forgotten by God? Who has the ears to listen? More importantly... who has the sword to silence His enemies? I can't be the only person to have seen and adored the NBC series Kings, ripped untimely from it's network's womb. I don't mean to be dramatic, but i feel it suitable i would love to essentially continue that storyline, but instead of focusing on SaulSilas and David we begin with David's children. Ideally, Solomon or a female analogue. Let's get real, i don't think anyone's going to mind all that much if we stray from the source material a leettle bit and frankly, i typically detest working with canons so this obviously won't actually be a Kings RP. Anyway character would be one of David's former mighty warriors who fought with him before he ascended the throne of their nation who advises the future monarch and acts as bodyguard, etc. Biblical knowledge is a plus, but Wikpedia wrangling can handle that with ease. Also, Kings-lovers go to the front of the line, as it makes my job that much easier! Believe in the Spell of the Dawning Day! adventure!!, friendship!!, excitement!!, swordplay!!, exploration of a wide world, adorable hijinks, romance and fluff, awkward love Female OPEN x Male OPEN You've lived in that village your whole life! Trade has always been prosperous near the crystalline sea, glittering like sapphires in the distance and it's hard to deny the joy you felt running through the vast green plains, grass so soft beneath your feet! But you're not a child anymore, right? It's time to see what lies beyond the walls of your home! Even rumors of war erupting across the continent and the sea won't stop you from strapping on your best pair of boots, a bag full of food, your family's old map and your best friend and seeing the infinite wonders of the world! Fun, JRPG-esque and classic anime nostalgic adventure! Think the best parts of games like Tales of, Lunar, Breath of Fire or anime like Record of Lodoss War, Rune Soldier, etc. Light hearted and fun fantasy as opposed to grim and gritty. Not to say things can't be terrifying and dark now and then, but it's more about the joys of friendship!! and an exciting journey set against a backdrop of an interesting world. Character roles can be discussed, but i'd like to see something different. Maybe the female has the traditional warrior-esque role, and the male is bookish and scholarly? A mix of both? Etc etc. Into the Desert Betwixt Blue Angels alternate historical early 20th century steampunk excitement, adventure!!, derring-do!!, seaplanes!!, zeppelins!!, mustaches!! Female OPEN x Male Gentleman of Fortune They don't call him the Azure Ace for nothing. Who else can claim to have flown through a crater-pocked warzone and crossed the choking sands and returned? Or fight the same war for both sides, running guns for one and food for the other? And when war looms and threatens cities once untouched, who else can you turn to on your mad quest for salvation? Well, there's probably plenty. Unfortunately, most of them are dead. After all, who else but a scoundrel can survive in a war like this? That little jot above actually has little and less to do with the many ways i imagine this plot going, but i could not think of even the slightest fucking way i might intimate otherwise. But, yeah basically, a steampunk setting in the early 20th century. Think old pulp adventure serials or movies like The Mummy, even Indiana Jones for atmosphere. Excitement, high adventure, scoundrels gettin' wild, that sorta thing. We can build the story together, but essentially i feel the basic jist can be my character is hired for his services to help search for some long lost cliche MacGuffin to do MacGuffiny things. I can play opposite the steel-spined bookish adventurer girl on her first journey, or another tough-as-nails mercenary type. Whatever, jeez! Watch the Skies For Me Tonight mid-century Americana, secret government agency, paranormal, aliens, alternate history, vaporize the cheerleader - save the world!! Female OPEN x Male Agent United States ALOFT operates under a specific set of rules namely, that it not only doesn't exist, but neither do the host of strange, otherworldly creatures that sometimes populate it's ranks and it's labyrinthine prisons. But, when a coven of bloodsuckers needs to be wiped out or an abandoned tenement filled with some drug addicted voodoo priest's zombie army needs to be demolished, there are few agencies in the country who can answer the call. First, i imagine this plot and it's corresponding universe to be much less tongue-in-cheek than the description implies. For all intents and purposes, this alternate-reality Earth is just like the 1940's50's60's world we once inhabited, except the rare cryptid or mythological creature can and does exist. That said, these creatures are unlike more recent interpretations of them seen in popular media vampires are ugly, hideous creatures. Werewolves transform a few days a month flanking the full moon, becoming uncontrolled, monstrous whirlwinds of fur and claw. Eldritch abominations tear at the fabric of our reality and their cults are eager for them to break through. That said, it's also meant to be kind of a parodic homage to this specific kind of genre, so it's still okay to joke. See the new X-COM remake as proof of concept, if you like! The Trees Bore Their Withered Silhouettes weird-horror, uncovering mysteries, creepy paranormal activities!!, small towndark secret!!, slice-of-life, awkward fumbling Female FBI Agent x Male Sheriff Bonnyview Springs the perfect place to raise a family! Quaint and quiet, the rural village - now expanded to fill the once-fertile valley nestled in the shadow of the famed Elmcrest mountain range - seems to have it all. Kind and caring neighbors, ready with a cup of sugar or a story. Like the history of moonshiners in the woods, gunned down at their stills and blowing holes in the mountain or tales of barns burned with the children still inside. Idyllic scenery, too! The Eastdale forest is beautiful in the autumn, but take care not to stray too near the Glad Tidings Assembly church. The inhuman shadows thrown against the trees when it's shadowy parishioners dance by firelight have driven folk to madness. The unfinished railroad passage through Elmcrest is another local hotspot, left to ruin after the coal strike that earned the town a nickname of Bloody Bonnyview. Well, that was before they found little Mae Belle's corpse in the tunnel... or something that looks vaguely like it. Think Twin Peaks, Haven, Millenium, with a touch of The Killing, Seven and Twilight Zone for good measure. I really would love to see a lot of conversation and relationship building here not necessarily romantic, but as two investigators waaaay out of their element, dealing with something completely beyond the realm of their comprehension. As for setting, i imagine in my head some rural, southern locale. Kentucky-ish. Very Lovecraftian and weird-horror in nature, very probably a bad end for most people involved. Likely some action, so be okay with that. Lots of gory details re human remains and mutilated corpses. Still, a lot of slice-of-life and investigation. You Seem to Think This Thing Has All the Devils of Hell In It! modern day, horror, school-age, students, jpaneez goast storey!!, demons, little titties!!, people have sex and probably die Female StudentTeacher x Male StudentTeacher They say calling your home a city is hardly worth the name. But fuck 'em! You've got a shopping mall, even if most of the storefronts are closed. The restaurants are nice, whenever they aren't closed by the health department. And the carnival grounds are always a fun place to spend a night, even if the ferris wheel has been ready to tip over for a decade. ..Okay, so it's a shithole. But it's a storied little shithole, especially the tales of devil-worshipping cults, ritual sacrifices, madness taking the minds and lives of whole families. So, when your little group of chums decide to get together in the school's attic for a night of scary stories, weird leatherbound books and awkward sexual fumbling it's considered a coincidental theatric touch when the lights go out. But when the strange noises get stranger, the shapes lurking in the yard grow less human, the howls that echo from the basement of the abandoned hospital sound decidedly otherworldly, maybe it's time to slip back into your panties and grab a rusty pipe. At first, envisioned with Japanese kids in a Japanese town... in Japan, but i'm open to just about anything! Maybe a shitty midwestern city might be nice? Anyway, i anticipate a lot of unnecessary fucking and some gore-ror. Ghosts, demons, weird creatures and shit. Think a huge amalgam of the bloodiest J-horror, ghost stories, survival horror games, etc. So, yeah probably multiple characters, but you don't need to care about them much since they'll die horribly. Probably maybe they could all split up at the start and we just find their bodies! That'd be cute. The Soothing Light at the End of Your Tunnel 80's punk scene, splatterpunk, gore-ror, violent slice-of-life OPEN x Male Punk A week ago, all he'd had to worry about was where he'd score his next few hits or whether that tattooed honey he'd seen at the Bone Pit would finally blow him or not. That was before maintenance crews spent a morning scraping pieces of her off the floor of the subway platform. The tunnels had always played host to denizens of the weird transients filthy with their own shit, the lowest of addicts comatose in forgotten alcoves while dealers take their payments... but monsters don't really exist, and playing DD didn't lead to Satan-worshipping cults and ritual orgies. But when pieces of another body are found scattered across the last car of a subway train, maybe there's truth to the rumors maybe some psycho does make his home in the tunnels. Or worse, maybe something's always been down there, only now... it's waking up. Inspired by Skipp and Spector's The Light at the End and a host of other splatterpunk and horror stories. The incidentals can be discussed maybe it's just some psychotic serial killer! Maybe it's a vampire - and not the cute, sparkly kind, but the kind who spent their formative years impaling peasants through their assholes. Or perhaps it's worse a demon, a Lovecraftian creature, a cenobite to some Hellish religion! Open to discussion. Also, i'm not necessarily looking to play off of a female character in this given the setting, i'm totally open to boys, girls, eunuchs, transgenders, whatever! If the character is interesting, that's all that matters to me. From the Depths I Arise in Fury As I'm Led Through Hell feudal Japan, samurai ninja cats, katana!!, demons!!, sword slicin' head choppin' gore-gore Female DemonKunoichi x Male Samurai A bloodthirsty prince of Hell. A sword that drinks blood. A lord slain unjustly and his family enslaved. A loyal servant, tortured and mutilated claws his way through the hottest flames of Hell to take his vengeance on those thirteen hideous devils. The streets run black with demonblood to sate a young samurai's thirst for revenge. When all the raging Hells could not restrain him, what hope could the Prince of Hell have against his fury?! In a castle painted blood-red, the stage is set Steel against Horn, Human against Demon, Hell against Hell! Thirteen monstrous devils escape from Hell! They slaughter the household of a noble lord, enslave their women and destroy their most loyal retainer. Except, he comes back! An undead samurai, with a blade that craves blood each time it's drawn on a quest for revenge against the thirteen demons who murdered him and his master's family. Action packed horror, plenty of gore, and some titties?! The character opposite my own is fairly open a former servant who somehow escaped, a ninjakunoichi who has her own agenda, or even a demon herself, helping for mysterious reasons! You know, whatever.