Thread: Steely's Thoughts on Stuff

I DO NOT ADVERTISE HERE FOR OFFSITE PLAY! MY DISCORD IS SO YOU CAN COMMUNICATE FASTER! Characters I Play Character Traits I prefer playing females over males--preferably with large boobs--large enough to mention that they hurt her back or otherwise make her need to stretch. I really like dwarves, and goblins. OCs only please. I don't care to re-create or re-imagine fandoms in non-canon ways. I like to play characters that are able to hold intelligent conversations, or at least characters who understand most of the words in intelligent conversations, even if they don't know, for example, anything about quantum entanglement theory. I'll play guys, girls, and dickgirls I hope that isn't offensive, I just really like the word who are at least moderately attracted to females. Such characters may be attracted to males, but I'm not so great with anal so it's more or less limited to gobbling on dick. Can't stand vampires and werewolves Scenarios Anime I prefer other genres, but I really like the sort of game you'd expect to see in a visual novel I actually wrote a game about this. See my Discord for more info. My favorite Anime Archetype is some combination of KyonyuuDojikko. I have grown to prefer chubby girls as well, so big boobs fit right in. Cest I love MF sibling, fatherdaughter, or motherson-cest. Preferably Questionable Consent that is to say non-consenting initially but sort of working up to consensual or straight Non Consent by consent of the players for the characters. Ideally incest should either be NC, QC, or incidental, prompted by some sort of predicament, rather than just two relatives going at it though that can occur later in the relationship. Examples include One or both of them is affected by magic--be it spell, enchantment, potion, etc. One or both of them is held hostage as part of a home invasion or robbery by an entity threatening lethal force One of them is stuck, the other covers them in baby oil trying to get them unstuck. One of them witnesses some behavior they can use as blackmail on the other... this one might be a bit overdone One of them spies on the other. Ideally the other should show some frustration, maybe the spy begs for it, or the frustration is the cause of the 'cest One of them is sleepwalking. Whether the conscious one is the one to take advantage, or the sleepwalker is unaware is up for discussion Impregnation I prefer to creampie in fertile vaginas or have my character's own creampied. Incest and Rape make this so much better, because I feel like those taboos aren't as strongly engaged if the male pulls out last moment and renders impregnation impossible. Minors I know the site allows 15 year olds if it's not graphically represented, but I prefer changes 2024 I thin, a minimum of 16, which works well with the laws in my state. RapeQuestionable Content I will do fictional Non Consent if you ask me thereby giving actual consent nicely, or if I'm asking you for it. Vaginal creampie makes the most sense for this kind of scenario. It feels a little tame otherwise. Any of the scenarios in the Incest section could also be rapenon-consent. I like playing females in traditionally male occupied professions--such as police officers, soldiers, or spies--who have to or choose to adapt to situations in ways that men would not necessarily have to due to the difference in physicality between the two genders. This is not an attempt to slight women by saying they can't do those jobs, or that they're not physiologically able to exceed the average man at them from time to time. Rather that my character has to adapt by virtue of the nature of my character. Political Intrigue I HATE the use of wealth to get sex, and I hate dealing with rank fraternization. I would rather use rape than money to give or receive sex. I'm ok playing wealthy characters or playing opposite them, I just want other means of seduction to be used. I'm ok playing ranking members of military organization, or playing opposite them, but again, I want something besides the rank disparity to be the primary means of seduction. Imagery If your character has a voice resembling Michelle Rodriguez, Rosie Perez, or Kelly Monaco, You are a walking FAP Machine. The appearance thing goes without saying but the voice is definitely noteworthy. While we're on the subject of those women in particular, strong women are very much in my interest. Dominance I could care less about, I mean actual physical strength, and I'm not talking body builders or hulking fighters although some of those are pretty hot like Ronda Rousey or Miesha Tate. Think of it like this In Michelle Rodriguez' episode of Punk'd some guys knocked over several aisles onto another one of them. She picked up the weight of at least two of them sitting directly on his leg and the other 3-4 actually moved a little. Other specific women I kinda want to fuck Anna Kendrick I would crawl through 5 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her. For me I'd have to crawl because back, hips, and legs don't work so good. Click to expand... Anri Okita Christina Aguilera Claire Sinclair Demi Rose Mawby Renee Olstead Tahlia Paris Tessa Fowler Maybes Anal I hate anal, but will slog through it during rape. I will not be the perpetrator. In character racism I prefer not to use some terms, but I don't shy away from them if I'm specifically asked, and if I'm running Crime and Chaos, chances are some gang banger is going to have some colorful language Transformation I'm not into being transformed at GM whim, but if I think the story calls for it or I willingly enter into a Corruption of Champions style game where I have the option to drink the doggy dick potion I'm all for it. light bondage like being tiedziptiedcuffed to a bedpost. When I say light, think anything that could be reasonably escaped in 1-3 posts if the squirming around is ignored, but not if it is responded to. unless the system has specific rules for escaping bonds. I will do snuff if the story's right. I like a good horror story for example like the rest of them, but don't necessarily get off on killing or being killed in scenarios. Usually I do snuff for other reasons as I have in the past. I won't do snuff in freeform as a random event. It has to be the objective of the story. Snuff in other genres can be appropriate too, but it's usually my character getting killed. I don't get foot fetishes, so while I'll try it out, no promises as to the quality. Nevers NO bestiality Weird penises are out. Pretty much every penis that isn't a humanoid penis or tentacle is lost on me. Same goes for more than one. Branding is weird, so I'll pass. Character Death If I'm going to die in a freeform game, My death must be the reason, or at least a crucial part of the story I don't die in freeform games for any other reason. I will die in a system because the dice are fair. Not because they are lucky, but because the adjudication is the same for every player. Also sometimes death is random in the sense that it sometimes comes without reason, forethought, or negotiation. Those negotiations that do happen are in character such as the Dungeon World move as it were. Game Style Genres Action, adventure especially fantasy horror especially snuff, and comedy are must haves. I wouldn't mind doing sci-fi, and romance is good, but I like sex without needing to chip away her inhibitions just as well. Settings Modern Cyberpunk either sci-fi, or science fantasy variety works. I'm not picky whether it's fantasy with wires and nano glued on or whether the setting includes the traditional punk elements of bringing down the man or going against some other status quo which are the reason for the -punk suffix. Fantasy, though preferably Science Fantasy e.g. there isn't really magic, but tech does things you'd expect to see magic doing. Or the tech is so far advanced so as to look like magic. For example, Dragon Age is Fantasy, but if it were revealed that Lyrium is Nanobots that would make it science fantasy Steampunk. As with cyberpunk I'm not picky whether it's fantasy with cogs glued on or if it includes the aforementioned -punk elements. System As for what systems I'm willing to play in approximate order of preference Anything I wrote, which I'll post about here as warranted Modern AGE, though I'll play any AGE system game I'll try anything PBtA Apocalypse World, Monster of the Week, Dungeon World, Monsterhearts, etc but there's some aspects of some of them I don't like BESM 3 Maybe OVA. Fate Core Mostly for the Discworld stories Icons Assembled willing to try D20 games don't typically interest me, but I'm willing to try Pathfinder 2nd edition. Other Noteworthy Details Writing Style I generally prefer 3rd person, past tense, but I don't really care one way or another how my partner writes. There is one exception Don't fatten your post by quoting another! Exception I understand that sometimes tags get quoted and the quote tags are not removed. This is not an issue.. I write 8-10 lines usually. Sometimes 12, and I have gone over 30. I don't expect anyone to write more than 10 lines. This feels like about 2 paragraphs, but I'm not super concerned with how they're laid out. OOC If you're putting system details behind spoilers, great! If you are saying anything out of character that doesn't have to do with the system, I'm not fond of you putting it in the main game thread. PM or OOC threads are made for this sort of comment. You're sorry for not posting in so long PM or OOC. You want to talk about the family in a way that isn't relevant to the story PM or OOC. I'm guilty of OOC in game comments made behind a spoiler that are relevant to the story. I don't mind them. Please put dice rolls in a spoiler. if you need to make a comment to a player use their name in the spoiler title. Grammar I'm a fuckin' grammar Nazi. Tread with care. Then refers to time, than refers to preference. Who refers to he, whom refers to him. They're refers to a collective, their refers to something they own, there refers to a location. Now is a time. In fact, it is widely regarded as the time. Though I don't think I should have any problems with it here, the use of now when you mean know is extremely repulsive. ---------- Use this shit. If you do not, you may find that our game will end abruptly. EXCEPTION Pratchettese-- If you're trying to sound Pratchett-esque because we're doing a Discworld Scenario for example, chances are you won't bother with Who or Whom, It'll more likely be wot or wossname. If you like you can assume that one of those is who and the other is whom but I won't hold you to it. It has also come to my attention that people use phrases like uh-huh'd when they really mean something like affirmed, confirmed, said yes, said uh-huh, verified, or other statement containing words that make sense to someone who isn't vaguely retarded and when you use phrases like uh-huh'd I'm afraid of offending people that are actually mentally retarded by grouping you in with them. Fuck out of here with that bullshit. And for fuck sake! if I am the object, you say ME, You don't give something to I, you give it to ME GODDAMNIT! If you're also giving it to John, you give it to John AND ME! Other annoying habits Excessive Pronouns- If there are multiple individuals to which you could be referring, throw a proper noun in there. For example If you're talking about Betsy, I consider it particularly un-stylistic if you start the sentence with she several times in a row, but not worthy of dropping the game or anything. If you then decide to talk about Jane, you should interject your excessive pronouns with Jane so that I know you're writing about something else. If my character just spoke, but you're referring back to another character the same gender as mine on your post, you should clarify you're talking about the other guygirl. I would prefer to know immediately you're reacting to someone else. The Adjectiver- I've seen a few people who refer to themselves as the description genderrole. Again, throw a personal name, title, descriptor, or anything to break the monotony every now and then and you're probably alright. In case you haven't figured it out, I'm an erratic capitalizer. I don't begrudge that in others. Anything else, such as ending sentences with prepositions, split infinitives, and dangling participles I could not give one fat shit about. Last edited Dec 19, 2023