Thread: Zookeeper, student, and abused employee: This is me.

April 15th, 2018 1028pm Bitch, I win. A rant. So a little info on my life I live in a college town duh, Im a student and I live in a family owned three bedroom apartment. I claim the master bedroom and we rent out the other two bedrooms. Pretty standard except for the fact my parents are our landlords. This gives me a leg up, and Ill tell you why. Basically this year one of my roommates is a total bitch. What started out as weird but tolerable has become a silent war in my household. So this girl, well call her K, is 23, shes in the same major as me, and shes dating this fake, punk ass cowboy who well call D but not because he has a big D, Im sure he doesnt. Well, before she ever signed a lease and moved in she was made aware that this is a house that focuses on studies. We dont party. We dont have late guests. We do our work. Guests are welcome at times, but they should not be present in OUR home all that often. This was reiterated AGAIN in February when the other roommate and I became increasingly annoyed. K and D have blatantly disrespected this request all year along with a list of other things that annoy us, so we have decided not to renew her list on account of her being terrible but also because she only wants to stay another six months and were looking to do a one year lease. K is pissed were kicking her out and all hell has broken loose. Holy. Shit. The worst of it is that K and D have made it a point to stay as late as possible and make as much noise as possible screaming, laughing, banging things around the kitchen and her bedroom, stomping in their boots all around the house, watching TV loudly, etc. Last weekend the only way I could get them to shut the fuck up was by slamming my door closed and damn near breaking the mirror on it. The response to which were complaints about my being obnoxious. I then took it upon myself to post written rules about the 10pm agreed upon time when guests need to leave the house on school nights otherwise a complaint will be filed. Guess what happened tonight? Oh yeah. You guessed it. The bitch broke our golden rule and our landlords will be contacting her officially tomorrow about her unacceptable behavior. Bitch. I. Win. Adios. Good. Riddance. A list of other things K does that make her a bad person 1. Constantly using mass amounts of Lysol which is poison to all of the animals that live in this house. You study animal science and want to be a vet, how do you not know this? 2. Complains that our kitchen is so disgusting that anything that touches the floor is dirty. I sweep multiple times a week to control cat litter even though most of what I sweep up is dirt. Most of the dirt is tracked in by her and her boy toy who wont take off their muddy shoes by the door 3. She takes up 60 of the fridge space with her AND Ds food even though she makes up 33 of the people living here and none of Ds food should be stored here to begin with. 4. She does laundry when Im trying to sleep fully aware that our washer and dryer are against my wall and quite loud. 5. She leaves hair in the drain all the time. Ew. 6. Loud sex when roommates are here. 7. When we told her we were kicking her out she took and hid the paper towels simply because she bought them and shes bitter Bitch, you wipe your ass with toilet paper I bought. 8. Our heater broke in the middle of winter when she was the only one here AND SHE DIDNT TELL US. 9. Shes literally hung out with us twice all year and just ignores us when were in the same room. 10. Refuses to use our dishwasher and hand washes her dishes just so she can leave them to air dry on our counter 247. Rude. Rude. Rude. Heres whats been on my plate lately. Anyone else ever had a bad roommate? Do you think Im overreacting? Is my bedroom totally cute or what? For those of you only here for animal content Heres Kovu Heres a kitty vid only works on PC