Thread: Shouldering the Weight of the World

James' face curls in disgust when he hears the worm talk, the guy looks fairly well built but nothing like the athletes he used to hang around with in the locker room and snap towels with. No I do not know who you are however if our collision was my fault then I apologize. My name is Ivan and you two? Ivan had asked. Well if you don't know you better ask somebody! I'm Captain Power JR....Yeah that's right....Son of Captain Power! As for the bump, I'll forgive you but you had better not have gotten any of that stinky shit you had in those ingredient bottles on my fucking costume! James barked at Ivan, poking a finger into the magician's chest while he spoke. My name is Ariel, I am pleased to meet you Ivan, You are VERY HANDSOME! She interrupted the alpha male's rant, shrugging off his big muscular arm from her shoulder and walking over to Ivan and kissing him on the cheek. I was on my way to the outfitters simple because I feel I could use an update. If either of you are more familiar with this campus then I would greatly appreciate directions. I am new to this area my master just released me from our pocket dimension so am a little unaware of the customs of this realm what is a dork? Ivan had asked his faux-innocent looking face gleaming at the two. OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! A 'Dork' is a slang term for human male penis! Ariel put in, shooting her pointer finger into the air like someone with a bright idea. NO! no, no no.....geez.....Nevermind anyway....Look 'Igor' James interrupted, purposefully mispronouncing Ivan's name. We can't help you find the costume designer, we're busy ok? Me and this hot little intergalactic honey are gonna go get better acquainted up in my room....I'm sure you wouldn't know much about that, being from yer master's pocket dimension or where ever the fuck your from! James snarled and reached out and tried to pull Ariel back closer to him but Ariel resisted and even issued a small energy shock to the jock's hand. I would love to get a new costume with you Ivan! Maybe afterwards we can all lay together in JR's room to celebrate! Ariel said, her oblivious smile still plastered on her gorgeous face. Whoa, babe....I thought we were gonna go get cozy, just you and me? I told you how things work on this planet, If you get caught buddying up with this blonde emo kid, you won't be popular. If ya hang with me then you'll have it made! James argued but Ariel seemed to ignore him. Later Commander Power JR. We can hang or do whatever you'd like, now I would like to get new clothes with Ivan....You can come with us if you'd like! Ariel answered. Fine! whatever....plenty of other hot pieces of ass around here.... James said, his face obviously showing his disappointment, he scanned the courtyard looking for other hopeful targets. Hey there baby! What's your name? I'm Captain Power JR, you know who my dad was right? James said as another cute female applicant started to walk by. He threw his arm around her and started to enter the building, peering back over his shoulder with a scowl at Ivan and Ariel. I did it again! I am so bad at flirting....I just can't seem to get how you humans do it! Sometimes I feel like such a slang term for a human penis! Ariel said in a disheartened voice, she palmed her forehead and huffed with frustration.