Thread: Which OC would?

B I wanna spice things up! A You know Im allergic to chili. B I MEANT in the bedroom. A I cant eat it anywhere in the house, B Character A Im a lesbiab. Character A Lesbiem. Character A Less bien. Character B Its okay, take your time. Character A Girls. ABeing gay isn't a choice A lifts up B like a trohpy It's a game and I am winning Person A are you wearing my old shirt? Person B no. Person A um Person B Im wearing my new shirt. Person A Person B As in I stole your shirt and you arent getting it back. A I like your new outfit B thanks, it was 50 off A Id like it better 100 off B the store cant just give clothes away for free- A thats not what I meant B -thats a terrible way to run a business Hugh. A If you bite it and you die, its poisonous. If it bites you and you die, its venomous. B What if it bites me and it dies? A That means youre poisonous. Jesus Christ, B, learn to listen. C What if it bites itself and I die? A Its voodoo. D or B What if it bites me and someone else dies? A Thats correlation, not causation. E Or C What if we bite each other and neither of us die? F Or A Thats kinky. A I did something terrible. B Its okay, I have a shovel. A Wait, what? What do you think I did? B It doesnt matter. No one will ever know. A My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say. B Too unrealistic. Stick to bondage, like the rest of us. A, arresting someone You have the right to remain B A loser! A Nice. A But now, legally, I have to start over, B. A Go tell her shes cute. Whats the worst that could happen? B She could hear me. A So youre dating B, huh? Why? B Im right here. C Why not? Wouldnt have been my first choice, but the universe has funny ways. B Still. Here. A Im having some boy troubles. B Just remember the quickest way to any mans heart is through the fourth and fifth rib. A Let's go get a drink. B A, it's eight o'clock in the morning... A Well, we'll get eggs too! A unbuttons shirt Damn its hot in here. B Yeah, it is, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt? A, hiking Man, its beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature! B, out of breath MOTHER NATURES A WHORE. A B wake up B Im not sleeping, Im dead. Please leave flowers and get out A, Holding up a broken coffee pot So. Who broke it? Im not mad. I just want to know. B I did. I broke it... A No. No, you didnt. C? C Dont look at me. Look at D. D What?! I didnt break it. A Huh. Thats weird. How did you even know it was broken? D Because its sitting right in front of us and its broken! A Suspicious. D No, its not! D If it matters, probably not... E was the last one to use it. E Liar! I dont even drink that crap! D Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? E I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, D! B Alright lets not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, A. A No. Who broke it? C whispering A, F been awfully quiet... F Really?! C Yeah, really! everyone starts arguing Later A I broke it. I was angry so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, theyll be at each others throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. A Have you noticed how hot your brothers gotten? B glares A ...Because I have not! A When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? B I keep a list. It's alphabetized. A, trying to end an argument what, are you on your period? B i started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood, is that how you would like to end yours? A In your opinion whats the height of stupidity? B turning to C How tall are you A When I first met you, I didnt like you. B Im aware of that. A But then, you and I spent some time together. B And? A It did not get better. A Theres something I need to get off my chest. B Is it your shirt? Please say yes. A Do twins ever think about the fact that one of them was unplanned? Do they think about which ONE was the accident? B I mean, pro- C I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY. IT WAS ME. A I thought you were dead. B Do I look like the kind of man who dies? A wanna come early for lunch? maybe a quickie? B it's pronounced 'quiche' A Can I tell you a secret? B I wouldnt recommend it, no. A the important thing is that you learned something. B No, I didnt. A Am I adopted? B No, youre B. Why would anyone name you Adopted? Even if we wanted to, your name was already B when we adopted you A I didn't drink that much last night B You were flirting with D A So what? She's my girlfriend B You asked her if she was single C And cried when she said she wasn't A Oh no. You don't want to date me. I'm a handful. B excitedly I have two hands!!! A Whats your blood type? B How would I know? A How would you not?! B Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups? A You dont know your OWN blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?! Mei I wanna spice things up! Eitoku You know Im allergic to chili. Mei I MEANT in the bedroom. Eitoku I cant eat it anywhere in the house, Mei Viola Im a lesbiab. Viola Lesbiem. Viola Less bien. Bastien Its okay, take your time. Viola Girls. Viola Being gay isn't a choice Viola lifts up Olivia like a trohpy It's a game and I am winning Quentin are you wearing my old shirt? Kaydia no. Quentin um Kaydia Im wearing my new shirt. Quentin Kaydia As in I stole your shirt and you arent getting it back. Phedra I like your new outfit Eitoku thanks, it was 50 off Phedra Id like it better 100 off Eitoku the store cant just give clothes away for free- Phedra thats not what I meant Eitoku -thats a terrible way to run a business Phedra. Astrid If you bite it and you die, its poisonous. If it bites you and you die, its venomous. Ellistair What if it bites me and it dies? Astrid That means youre poisonous. By the Dragon, Ellistair, learn to listen. Hilda What if it bites itself and I die? Astrid Its voodoo. Aevell What if it bites me and someone else dies? Astrid Thats correlation, not causation. Ostred What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Nevyn Thats kinky. Aurelia I did something terrible. Yusef Its okay, I have a shovel. Aurelia Wait, what? What do you think I did? Yusef It doesnt matter. No one will ever know. A My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say. B Too unrealistic. Stick to bondage, like the rest of us. Quentin, arresting someone You have the right to remain Kaydia A loser! Quentin Nice. Quentin But now, legally, I have to start over, Kaydia. Igama Go tell her shes cute. Whats the worst that could happen? Esme She could hear me. Phedra Im having some boy troubles. Fayette Just remember the quickest way to any mans heart is through the fourth and fifth rib. Aurelia Let's go get a drink. Yusef Aurelia, it's eight o'clock in the morning... Aurelia Well, we'll get eggs too! Kaydia unbuttons shirt Damn its hot in here. Quentin Yeah, it is, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt? Sue, hiking Man, its beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature! Thora, out of breath MOTHER NATURES A WHORE. Gwynn Aurelia wake up Aurelia Im not sleeping, Im dead. Please leave flowers and get out Verrier, holding a broken coffee pot So. Who broke it? Im not mad. I just want to know. Clara I did. I broke it... Verrier No. No, you didnt. Matthias? Matthias Dont look at me. Look at Sigurd. Sigurd What?! I didnt break it. Verrier Huh. Thats weird. How did you even know it was broken? Sigurd Because its sitting right in front of us and its broken! Verrier Suspicious. Sigurd No, its not! Sigurd If it matters, probably not... Thora was the last one to use it. Thora Liar! I dont even drink that crap! Sigurd Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Thora I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sigurd! Clara Alright lets not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Verrier. Verrier No. Who broke it? Matthias whispering Verrier, Aurianna has been awfully quiet... Ari Really?! Matthias Yeah, really! everyone starts arguing Later Verrier I broke it. I was angry so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, theyll be at each others throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. Mara Have you noticed how hot your brothers gotten? Leia glares Mara ...Because I have not! Aurianna When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? Matthias I keep a list. It's alphabetized. Igama, trying to end an argument what, are you on your period? Fayette i started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood, is that how you would like to end yours? Sue In your opinion whats the height of stupidity? Justine turning to Aurianna How tall are you? Justine When I first met you, I didnt like you. Matthias Im aware of that. Justine But then, you and I spent some time together. Matthias And? Justine It did not get better. Quentin Theres something I need to get off my chest. Kaydia Is it your shirt? Please say yes. Bastien Do twins ever think about the fact that one of them was unplanned? Do they think about which ONE was the accident? Olivia I mean, pro- Viola I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY. IT WAS ME. Quentin I thought you were dead. Kaydia Do I look like the kind of woman who dies? Nehime wanna come early for lunch? maybe a quickie? Eitoku it's pronounced 'quiche' Aurianna Can I tell you a secret? Clara I wouldnt recommend it, no. Matthias the important thing is that you learned something. Aurianna No, I didnt. Mara Am I adopted? Emperor No, youre Mara. Why would anyone name you Adopted? Even if I wanted to, your name was already Mara when I adopted you Aurelia I didn't drink that much last night. Gwynn You were flirting with Yusef. Aurelia So what? He's my lover. Gwynn You asked him if he was single. Phedra And cried when he said he wasn't. Kaydia Oh no. You don't want to date me. I'm a handful. Quentin excitedly I have two hands!!! Ellistair Whats your blood type? Astrid How would I know? Ellistair How would you not?! Astrid Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups? Ellistair You dont know your OWN blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!