Thread: Best and Worst- Sex Stories

Best Sex An old friends-with-benefits and I decided to do something different and we went to an adult store. After much searching of the place as well as me stealing shy glances at him, the sexual tension building between us, I settled on one of those vibrators that are wireless and with the remote controlLove those things! So the whole drive back to his place, he tells me he's not letting me out of the car until I bring myself to orgasm, so there I am, blushing and humiliated a bit but oooooh so very turned on as we drive on city streets and I've got a hand down my pants. We finally pull into the parking lot and I'm just on the verge but he locks he doors and waits for me to climax people milling about meanwhile and it wasn't long before I bring myself. Afterwards, he opens the door, slids out then takes me by the hand, casually leads me up to his place and we of course start to kiss and strip one another, making our way to his bedroom. Now, I do like anal sex once in awhile, but I go long, long stretches at a time without sexual intercourse for a myraid of reasons. But there we were, laying on our sides and him working me over nice and hard before he stopped and went to get our little purchase. Once the batteries were in, he used my fluid to get it nice and lubbed up, went back to pounding away inside of me and then gently pushed the vibrator into my ass much to my shock, then turned it on low..just enough for me not to forget that it was there...needless to say I came hard and multiple times at that. Not one to normally fall asleep right after sex, quite the opposite, but I was out for a good hour at least. And this reads like some terribly written Forum mag, doesn't it? XD Worse Sex Ever Gosh, this one is so hard since there are so many to pick from..Taps her chin Oh yes! Here's a good bad one! I had just recently moved to Phoenix for the second time, single, young and working at this telemarketing place near my first apartment. A friend of mine there suggested a site, livelinks, for me to meet guys. Deciding that I'd give it a shot, I set up an account and soon found myself amazed at just how easy it was to find someone who was eager for sex. Mind you, I come from a farming community and hit the computeronline thing late. So there I am, nineteen years old and feeling pretty excited when some guy shows an interest in my profile, we get on the subject of fantasies and I stupidly mentioned I have a bit of a vampire fantasy like many women do and he says he can help me with that. Not realizing of course just what I'd gotten myself into, we agree to have him meet me at my place that friday. Friday arrives and witholding a few details, I let my friend know what time he's supposed to arrive and tell her if I don't call within an hour, send police to my place. The appointed time arrives and there's a knock at my door, I open it and ....there stands a grown-ass man wearing a costume that even Bela Lugosi would have been reluctant to don, complete with the horrid attempt at an accent, Gooood Eeeevening! Mind you, it's like..July and in Arizona, that amounts to somewhere between, 'Hot as Fuck' and 'Hot as Balls'. So I have to applaude the guy for wearing that much polyester in such conditions, but any excitement I would have felt just kinda died there. No sex was ever harmed in the making of this horrid experience, but it was very funny needless to say. Especially when I convinced him that I wasn't who he thought I was and then sort of belittled him for showing up at a stranger's house dressed for Halloween at his age. After I was sure he was gone, I couldn't stop laughing.