Thread: A Fifty Shades Review - Just in time for the BS movie

Hahvoc The Decepticon said So, I found this blogger who did a review on the Fifty Shades trilogy....and found fucking gold. This shit is hilarious, and if you've been having a rough time like I have, it will seriously cheer you the fuck up. Enjoy. Fifty Shades of WTF An Awesome and Hilarious Review. Click to expand... I disagree completely with the reviewer saying that this isn't a plausible or good fantasy to have. Fuck that bitch. What? Is she some Jesus loving, repressive Victorian? People have fantasies about Hannibal Lector. People have fantasies about Jax Teller. People have fantasies about being Harley Quinn in a relationship with the fucking Joker, for God's sakes. Fantasies aren't about shit you actually want to fucking happen. That's why you think about it from the safety of your fucking head. Having fantasies about abusive relationships, serial killers, drug addicts, cannibals doesn't make you a bad or stupid person and anybody who says it does needs to go suck on Jesus Christ's cock some more. Deep throat that shit, fucking retard. Yes. The writing is bad. Agree. This is probably the first book of it's kind getting not only national but worldwide attention. I'm kind of surprised by all the bad and negative reactions it's getting. Like, the way I see it because of how this shit usually goes 1.This is poorly written, poorly researched and yes, an example of poor character and story development. Its' the very basic, porn-with-plot, romance fanfiction, so, no, we can't expect a lot from it. It will inspire people to talk about it. Talk about BDSM, how it's supposed to be, get the nation and the world to recognize this on a large scale. The Secretary was great but it's not a household name, thus failed to really revolutionize this and bring it to the masses. 2. It will inspire budding writers. People who like the book, thinking they maybe want to write their sexual fantasies down for the first time and aspire to become just as big. Or the opposite, people who hated the book, think they can do better, so they write a better book and aspire to become just as big. It gets people talking about better erotic fiction out there. We read those books, now, what else is there? It's what we all want, those of us who come here and take the writing seriously. To have it be recognized, to not have to hide our little drabbles from family and friends in shame but to be proud. To talk about it in pulbic YES. I write porn! And it's good! Karameida said HOLY SWEET HERA! YES! This is bad but it made me laugh a whole bunch. I've never actually read the books but just from the review of it in the first post I could tell it was hella abusive and bad. So to see these 50 moments pointed out like that just made me laugh a lot. I can't believe people are trying to argue that there arn't any moments like these at all. It's so perfectly obvious that there is such moments even in the little snippets that are provided in the review that it is hilarious. And, I know, abuse is never funny. But the fact that such OBVIOUS abuse needs to be pointed out to these morons IS very funny. I loved that list. Click to expand... Yes. There is what is considered abuse and manipulation in the book. Stayin said I'm just gonna leave this here... Click to expand... This actually makes me really hot for Steve Buscemi. I'd watch that shit.