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Thread: The easiest and hardest jobs youve had

My current job is the easiest I've ever had. Also the best. It's a total cake walk security contract over in the Middle East. I stand around, look angry all day with my resting bitch face, and play video games pretty much the whole time. I have almost no real responsibilities and I just fill a seat as an insurance write-off. Hardest job? I don't know. All the crap jobs I worked going through college were equal parts difficult and terrible. I'm awful at sales, and the aforementioned resting bitch face always made retail and customer service work a nightmare. So all the sales and telemarketing and all that crap all blurs together as a blob of impossible quotas and imminent firings. The current, good, job sucks in that I have to live in a shit hole muslim theocracy, where having a preference for the same sex carries the death penalty and my coworkers are all idiots. But you know what? Three more years of this and I'll have enough investment properties to never work another shitty job again.
Thread: The easiest and hardest jobs youve had

Yeah I'm not much of a people person. Dealing with large groups of people with a smile is not something I do well. Individuals? Yeah. Groups. Not so much. So Chipped. I doubt I would of lasted long there.
Thread: The easiest and hardest jobs youve had

Definitely my current job is the easiest I've had. Its a laid back outdoor gearclothing online warehouse. I get to check out all the new and cutesexy swimwear when they come. Also, they have WiiU, so we usually get to play a round of Mario Kart every day. My hardest would be waitress. Nothing is more disheartening than waiting on a horrible person.
Thread: The easiest and hardest jobs youve had

The hardest job I ever had was when I had to get three billboards in front of a school away. I had to carry six steel beams that were nearly as big as I was tall to the attic of the school. On my own, without any help. That task took me the entire day to do it. Afterwards I was glad just to clean the schoolyard with a broom.
Thread: magic school

let u know i post my character up
Thread: magic school

responded to it Just jump in I will do my post when i have done the post. Either new at the school and just arriving in class or doing an activity.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

The farming village of Kadano, near the mountains of Hei, was a quiet place until a local family was slaughtered in their home. Rumor circulates around the village that the killer is a rampaging oni - a demonic goblin who lives in the mountains. The players are a collection of rag-tag heroes who either live in the village or are passing through at the time the onis murder is revealed. If any of the PCs are not from Kadano, the headman a retired artisan named Tanida Kazushiga can offer them accommodations in his home for the duration of their stay. The scene opens with The PCs gather around the village headmans house, the local source of social activity and gossip. Its a daily ritual that many in the village indulge in, but everyone can tell that something is different today. The villagers are muttering about the murder of the Kishida family on the outskirts of Kadano.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Kaguya was just passing through the village of Kadano, performing her duty of healing the ill and blessing the lands among other services. She had only planned to stay in the village for three days before moving on, but when she heard about the possible oni attack, she decided it's within her deity's purview to hunt down evil spirits and she should stay and help the village with it. Besides, if she can help them defeating a dangerous monster, it'd no doubt leave them an impression and make converting them so much easier. Kaguya was staying in the headman's house like other travelers, so she's one of the first to arrive at the gathering. The atmosphere definitely felt a bit tense, what's with all the uncertain murmurs and nervous whispers and all. It didn't seem like the villagers know much more about the murder either, apart from the fact that the oni probably lives in the mountains. Kaguya spent a quiet moment sipping her morning tea, before she let out a sigh and ask If I were to go after the oni in the mountains, who would be with me?
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

They say that last night, the father, mother, and baby son were all brutally killed, and many of their possessions taken. There hasnt been any bandit activity in the area for as long as anyone can remember, so the sudden killing and thievery is shocking. One of the villagers, a young boy named Yataka, claims that he saw the attacker while he was walking home from a late night in the fields. The murderer, Yataka claims, had large horns and fangs and carried a tetsubo an iron staff. He must have been an oni! There will be a variety of reactions to this information, ranging from superstitious terror to utter disbelief. However, regardless of whether hes a bandit or an oni, the killer must be stopped. Kazushiga will offer 20 ryo to each man who helps in bringing the murderer to justice. Its good money, but many of the villagers are terrified to take on the oni, leaving only the PCs to accept the offer. I suggest we investigate the Kishida home for clues first, said a young man in Ashiguri uniform. He was Ryo Sanada, a soldier in the local lord's army. He was on his way to the city when he visited the town for the night to rest. I believe it is some bandit in a mask rather then a true Oni. But murder and banditry must be punished in either case. I will personally help bring this end to justice on my Lord's behalf, said Ryo Sanada.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Huh. I hadn't actually considered that until now. Kaguya blinked in surprise when Sanada purposed that maybe it wasn't an oni after all, but rather just a bandit pretending to be an oni. Which is the more likely scenario, really, but she got so worked up by the idea of an evil oni that she didn't think about the other possibilities at all. I'm Kaguya, a miko from the Kanayama shrine. Kaguya beamed and offered a hand to Sanada. While Kanayama shrine isn't a major shrine, it enjoys some fame some may say infamy from its unorthodox beliefs. You must be a very smart person. of course, given how Kaguya had abandoned any resemblance of academic pursuits to focus on her Shinto trainings, almost anyone is smart compared to her. May I offer you my assistance in your investigations, if that won't cause you too much troubles?
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

I would be honored Miss Kaguya. I am Ryo Sanada. You may call me Ryo. Anyone good with a bow will come in handy today, He said. Ryo took her and gave it a polite shake. He heard that Kaguya was a fine archer, among other things. Well to the house then, he says and makes his way to the crime scene. He was currently carrying only his sword, leaving his armor and spear back at the headmn's house. Do you need to get your gear before we go? he asks looking Kaguya over.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

The honor is all mine. And please, just Kaguya is fine. Kaguya smiled as she shook Ryo's hand. Allow me to retrieve my bow and arrows and I'll be ready to go. she said before she departed for her room then soon returned with her yumi and a quiver of arrows. All right, let us depart for the scene of the crime. she nodded at him and followed him all the way to the crime scene.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Very well Kaguya. Off we go, says Ryo with a smile. You arrive at the Kishida home before dusk. in the Kishida home they find that the eta have taken the bodies of the Kishida family away and cleaned up the home, so that no one has to touch the corpses or the blood. Inside, the house is a shambles, as if there had been a huge fight within. A walk through the house reveals that very little of value remains, although it is hard to tell if the possessions were taken by the Oni or the eta. Tetsubo marks, I would recognize that weapon anywhere. The assailant had to be large and strong to cause this. Let's see if there are other clues, said Ryo as he examined a table mashed during the fight. Routine awareness check to notice anything. You may try to use another ability andor skill if it makes sense.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Ummm... Kaguya, clueless as she was, probably couldn't find the proverbial smoking gun even if it was pointed at her face. Instead, she focused on trying to recall everything she knew about the onis in the Shinto teachings, to see if there's anything that could help her tell whether this was a real oni attack or not, and if it was, perhaps it would also give her some valuable insights about the behavior of the oni. Gonna go with Reasoning -1 and Shinto Expert. If Shinto isn't the right skill for it, I figure she'd just recall some useless trivia that has nothing to do with the task at hand.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Are you spending any luck or experience points to boost the effort? Right now it is 3-1, so you hit 2 Exactly.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

No, don't think I'll be spending any luck or experience on this one.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Kaguya finds amidst all of the activity around the house, a single set of tracks leading towards the rocky edge of Kadano, but it is impossible to follow the tracks once they reach the mountains, and they could spend weeks wandering through the Hei looking for the killer. All the party can do is wait until the next attack. Her expert knowledge of Shinto also point out that the attacker is indeed an Oni. Simply killing the physical body of an Oni is not enough. She will also need to perform an exorcism on it's spirit, or the Oni will return.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

I am afraid I have some bad news. Kaguya told Ryo when she returned from her own little investigation into the tracks. Based on what they taught me about onis in the shrine, I'm fairly certain that this is, in fact, an oni attack. she said pointing to the track that leads into the mountains. It did escape into the mountains, but we have no way to track it there, so all we can do is to wait for it to return. she let out a small sigh before continuing It gets worse simply killing the oni will not stop it. Its spirit needs to be exorcised for it to stay dead. The one silver lining here is that I can perform the spell of exorcism myself.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Ryo looks over the tracks then to Kaguya. Well it seems I'll be extending my stay in the village until this Oni is dealt with. This spirit stuff is out of my pureveiw. But you have my sword Kaguya, replies Ryo to the news. He then looks to the Shrine Maiden and asks,So should we wait at the headman's house?
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Thank you I feel much more assured with a strong warrior such as yourself by my side. Kaguya smiled when Ryo pledged his sword to the extermination of the oni. And yes, let us return to the Tanida-san's house. she nodded at the proposal. We should inform him of whatever we found here, then rest up so we will be fully prepared when the oni comes to attack. Hopefully, we would be able to stop is this time.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

BadAnime said I am afraid I have some bad news. Kaguya told Ryo when she returned from her own little investigation into the tracks. Based on what they taught me about onis in the shrine, I'm fairly certain that this is, in fact, an oni attack. she said pointing to the track that leads into the mountains. It did escape into the mountains, but we have no way to track it there, so all we can do is to wait for it to return. she let out a small sigh before continuing It gets worse simply killing the oni will not stop it. Its spirit needs to be exorcised for it to stay dead. The one silver lining here is that I can perform the spell of exorcism myself. Click to expand... Good, a huge, burly samurai called out as he strode up to join them. The kensei's manner was far more boisterous than was decorous in a nation where a man was expected to be strong and stoic. I thought I had an opportunity to face some tengu last month, but they proved to be simple bandits in masks. A true oni will be a worthy challenge. He gave a smile that was almost reserved enough to count as stoic and bowed to the priestess with respect appropriate to her station. I just offered my services to the Headman to deal with this brute. He sent me to join you. I believe I heard you wish to head back to his home and prepare for future attacks? He turned to Ryo, a little bit of amusement in his eyes, Ryo- san . he gave the ashigaru a bow as well, but one that clearly indicated he was doing so from higher station. It will be good to work with you again. I trust you've continued your training? He gave the slightest smile to indicate there was some friendly needling involved.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Katashi-sensei! Ryo exclaims to the large samurai. He then remembers his place and gives the other man a much deeper bow in return. He gives a slightly embarrassed look and adds,Not as much as I would like. I been in the field and trying to return to the city. Kagura, this is Kasuga Katashi. He is a Kensai in my clan and taught me everything about weapons. With him on our side that Oni doesn't stand a chance. Ryo then nods and says,Well I suppose we must wait back in the village for this despicable fiend.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Yes, I believe we should go back and rest up, in preparation for the next attack of the oni. Kaguya said to Katashi in a more formal tone before Ryo introduced his sensei with great enthusiasm. Oh my, what a wonderful coincidence! she laughed a little in delight, and her tone and mannerism became more casual. It mus be the will of the kami, to bring us three here so we can defeat the oni and return peace to the people. she said with a bright smile. I believe we should have a round of drinks in honor of the kami.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

With the introductions done we close the Scene. All abilities refresh. After returning to the village with the news, the Headman agrees with your plan. This lead to drinking of sake and catching up to pass the time. It is nighttime with a full moon out giving you all dim light. The headman and his family have retired to there rooms with our three heroes in the common room with nothing but a bottle of sake and each other to stay awake and watch for the Oni. How is your shrine different from other Shinto shrine's Kahuya-san? Ryo asks. He was trying to fend off the silence and was genuinely curious.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

We aren't that different, really, but the other priests like to exaggerate the differences. Kaguya laughed out loud, her demeanor not only casual but also quite relaxed, becoming more talkative and affectionate as she downed the sake. Our shrine went all the back to the time of the Ainu people, you know? There was this legend about this demonic vagina dentata, which was defeated by the steel penis Kanamara... She went on a long exposition to explain the practice of martial arts and sacred prostitution in Kanamara shrine, along with the spiritual meaning behind it. One of our teachings is actually 'Always provide fertility and pleasure to those who seek it'. she giggled at that, her cheeks turning red from the alcohol. Like, if someone asked me to let them fuck me or to have their children, I literally can't say no to them. At all.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Katashi didnt drink much himself, he didn't want to be plastered if the oni showed up again that night. But he was more than vulnerable to other distractions. As the festivities began, the big kensei knelt on a mat beside Kaguya. He poured her sakeit's very lonely to pour you own sakeand snickered a little at the foundation story of her temple. He found himself growing progressively more interested as the chat went onit helped that he could get a nice gander at her cleavage from his position, and frequently found himself laughing along with her. Is that so? Katashi inquired at the end. He reached around the miko's waist and stroked her arm, then ran the backs of his fingers down the line of her ear. So, if Ryo and I were to want to get a better look at your body, you'd let us take you out of this kimono? His arm slipped under her arm then, and he cupped her left breast, taking it's weight in his hot palm. I'd love to see if these are as beautiful as I imagine...
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

I can't...refuse... Kaguya whimpered drunkenly when Katashi caressed her arm and ear, offering them a good look at her cleavage as the front of her kimono became undone. If you want my body...I'll have to offer myself... she moaned a little as she felt his hot palm through the fabric, cupping her ample breasts in his hand. Do whatever you please with me... she giggled and undid the top of her kimono altogether, baring her large and perfectly shaped tits in front of the two men. I live to serve men and the kami...
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Ryo was in shock for a moment. He watched the whole scene between his master and Kaguya. The moment she said 'Do what ever you please' and started to disrobe he snapped out of his stupor. The young solider stepped forward and kissed Kaguya hard. His tongue exploring her mouth. His hand started to explore between her legs and caress the inside of her thighs then over her womanhood. I want to kiss you down here. May I? Ryo asked permission. He starts to sink to his knees.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Katashi laughed as Ryo siezed first claim on the drunken shrine maiden's lips. He let her shove her kimono down and then gave her breast a good squeeze, molding it gently, but giving the nipple a firm pinch... When Ryo relinquished the girl's lips Katashi rumbled, Always in such a hurry, Ryo. He leaned close and claimed Kaguya's lips in a hot and heavy kiss. A girl like this should be savored. He kissed her again, growling as he wrestled with the shire maidens tongue, then kissed his way down her throat, then her chest, towards one of her succulent young breasts.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

Yes! Kaguya answered Ryo's question with a lewd groan while he caressed her thighs and womanhood he could tell that she wore nothing underneath the kimono and she was already dripping wet. Oh, yes! When Katashi pinched her nipples they're already hard and erect, and the soft flesh of her tits bounced erotically in his hands. Her moans grew louder and her breathing gets faster as the two played with her.
Thread: Sengoku Diceless: Chanabara Adventures!

I am savoring her, replied Ryo to Katashi. The soldier kissed along her body softly as he undid her pants and tossed them aside. He was a tad surprised she had no underwear. The sight of Kaguya's bare and glistining perfect pussy made him instantly rock hard. There was no teasing, Ryo right in and began licking, kissing, and sucking Kaguya's pussy. He was like a starving man presented with a feast.
Thread: Making A Report (RPM & BothsAndNeithers)

Leslie Roth cursed at the lock under her breath, jiggling the key again, pushing up to her toes to see if different leverage would make the bolt turn. She had crap luck with keys in general - lock picking, sure, she was on it, but actually getting a key to function in the door it was made for? Not so much. She finally heard the click and sighed with relief, wiggling the doorknob to make sure it was really locked. She was house sitting for her aunt and uncle while they were on an extended vacation with her aunt's family. There weren't really pets to take care of - their home sat on land, and there was a barn out back, but they'd never had animals. They'd invited Les to visit for the summer after she finished her degree, though, to have time to recuperate from four long years at one of the country's better journalism programs. When it turned out that Aunt Julie's family reunion would be that summer, they apologized profusely and sweetened the pot, paying for her to stay and start their car now and again so it wouldn't suffer ill effects from sitting. It had worked out perfectly. There had been a disappearance in the town recently, a young woman not much younger than Leslie. She wasn't sure she had much hope of discovering anything, but the girl's family's land had backed up to her uncle's - the barn was, in fact, almost touching the property line. It seemed worth investigating, anyway. She'd spent the first week of summer sleeping and shooting out her resume, and now she was ready to begin her vacation in earnest. She'd pulled on sneakers and jeans as an allowance for the tall grass, but her top half was all summer, a sunny yellow tank top that hugged her curves. If she'd planned on seeing anyone she would've been more worried about the cream bra straps showing under the tank top, but she didn't. She threw her hair in a knot on top of her head as she walked, sunglasses protecting her from the sun. The house was set back from the road, and the barn was out of sight even from there, down a hill and over a creek she'd loved playing in as a kid. She was warm by the time she reached the barn and slid the door open, throwing all her weight into the effort.
Thread: Making A Report (RPM & BothsAndNeithers)

Peaceful. Tranquil. Home away from Home. These were words and phrases often used to describe the town of Red Bug Lake, a small town popular with vacationers especially from the metropolis of Metro City, which was located about an hour away from the town. And none of those aforementioned words and phrases described Layla Gilani and more importantly her present condition in the least. Ironic that the barn at the very boundary of her family's land had something of a hidden secret. There was a trap door in the barn, very easy to miss indeed by design this was so near the back inside one of the horse stalls. And this led underground, to a hidden barn basement where she'd been held for most of the last night and day. This underground room was about as large as half the barn and was decently tall enough for people to stand up. Standing up, was, indeed what she was doing. Her hands were tied behind her back in a tight palm to palm fashion. Rope was coiled around her wrists three times with two vertical windings so she couldn't slide her hands through. Her ankles were tied together in a similar fashion. Rope coiled around her waist, and under her ample bosom kept her pinned to the wooden post. She had been gagged as well, a wad of cloth stuffed in her mouth and a folded band of black silk had been tied over her lips and double knotted behind her head. She felt, for the umpteenth time, the annoying itch at the tip of her nose. She glanced around that secret basement, looking around, taking in what details she could see in the dim light of two electric lanterns. The room had a few wooden posts to help support the weight of the barn floor above and was sparsely furnished with a couple stools and a chair. She had wished she was sitting down versus standing up in those black strappy stiletto heels. Breathing in and out through her nose, and the one masked man guarding her glanced straight at her ample bosom again. She had heard the sound of the barn door sliding open for the first time since she had been brought here last night. She knew that it couldn't be the kidnappers, they had stayed hidden, though two of them had headed up, hiding in the darker confines of the barn for some reason. Though she couldn't have known that. She decided to see if she couldn't try and make herself heard. Mmph! Mmph! Mmm! Mmm! MMMPH!