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Thread: Someone pooped in subway last night.

An excerpt from a friend who worked at a Quiznos some time ago. i work at quiznos, which is a pretty nice place to work. it has its perks. so yesterday was slow, not a lot of business. so we have this 9' inflatable drink cup outfit that you can wear, so me and the owner which is korean and doesnt speak a lot of english go out to the street and im wearing this joint. and its huge. i put my arm up to try and touch the top and i cant reach it. so he's on one side of the lane where you turn into the plaza and im o n the other side, and these little 9 or 10 year old black kids come up..and they're laughing, and then their laughing goes to BEEFING! like joke beefing, and they're punching me, but its just bouncing off, because well, im in an inflatable suit with a battery and a fan inside it and its taut, their punches just deflect right off. tso they're laughing and they just run away, into the drive thru lane of the wendys that they just came out of. so this happens again, and then they're laughing harder, and asking me stuff and they cant hear me because its a huge drink suit. evantually the 3rd time they come running back , they're punching me and kicking me, but its not malicious. they're just like cracking up and kind of running around me and i cant catch the. but then the yboth slam into me and dogpile on me, which pisses me off. i mean hell, im a huge soft drink, im wearing this costume, and im not going to get compleel jobbed out by two little kids. so i ROAR and throw the one off me, and i grab the other one, all the time mr ahn is on the other side of the street, i cant see if he's laughing or what because i can barely see anything out of this thing. so i grab the kid and give him a tombstone piledriver in the grass. i protected him well, but the kid got right up and nosold it and then fell down laughing hysterically. in hindsight, it was probably a bad move to give a kid a piledriver like that on the clock, but hell, i was the huge quiznos subs mascot, i wasnt about to get jobbed out by these little punks. afterwards i gave them some 2.00 off coupons and it was all copacetic. no harm no foul. the kid's dad came out of the wendy's and he's all like 'you alright'? why didnt anyone try and help me? this is my life. Click to expand...
Thread: Someone pooped in subway last night.

Sometimes you just gotta go! I used to work in a huge movie theater. Once, we found a turd in the lobby, on a -busy- Friday night. We had no idea how someone managed to pinch a loaf there during the 7 o'clock rush without anyone noticing. Another time a kid got caught thinking he was funny taking a dump in a theater. Watching a police officer tell a kid's parents that he thought it was a good idea to poop in a theater was a priceless experience that I will forever treasure.
Thread: Tattoos & piercings

This is always one of my favorite subjects to talk about and I did not find a subject on it here so I deiced to make one. So the question is do you have any, or want any, and if you don't like them please do not rant about how they are bad and stupid and ect.... I can assure you ll of who havewant them have herd all the things about how they are wrong, bad, or stupid. If you really want to rant about it you can go to the PvP and make a topic about it, just don't spam this thread with it please. Okay As for my self I have My ears pierced, but I don't really count that as a pricing. I have a tongue ring, no I am not gay or Bi. why? I just don't find men attractive is all. but I have no problems with those that are. be kind of odd to be on a site like this if I did... And I have one Tattoo as of now, but want to get more just have to figure out what. My Tattoo is the Japanese Kanji for Love here is a pic of it Why such a close up you ask? simply I am sure no one wants to see my ugly self. I get poked fun of a lot for it, probably would get less made fun of if I got Hate, but it s to stereotypical and over done the whole Love Hate thing. And when people start to make fun of me for it I just tell the, I'm just a Love Machine. So what do you gotwant and if possible pictures would be nice to. Also fell free to comment about my Tattoo or pricing. EDIT I just remembered I had thought of what my nest Tattoo was going to be, or rather were it was going to be. I plan to get my Wife's and my Daughters Birthdays Tattooed on my left wrist. Under were I were my watch as my job I need to keep them out our site to help me look more professional. probably something connecting the two as well. EDIT 2 Well I have deiced that I am going to get my nipples Pierced, just have to figure out when to to it now. Maybe when I get my wrist Tattoo.
Thread: Tattoos & piercings

Re Tattoos Pricings It's piercings, hon. But I think your tattoo is cute. And tongue rings are smexy. . I have three tattoos and 9 piercings-which are on my ears. 3
Thread: Tattoos & piercings

Re Tattoos Pricings --Hahvoc Requiem-- said It's piercings, hon. But I think your tattoo is cute. And tongue rings are smexy. . I have three tattoos and 9 piercings-which are on my ears. 3 Click to expand... Fixed, and thanks and what are your Tattoos of? can we see any pics?
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Re Tattoos Pricings I don't have anything right now, although I was planning on getting my lip pierced. But sadly where I work we aren't allowed to have any facial piercings in while we're at work, so it would probably juts heal up. l But whenever I get fired or quit, I'm getting it done, along with some tattoos that I'm currently saving up for. I want to get 3 star outlines on my wrist. I want a zombie bite, with some torn flesh on my shoulderneck area. Your tattoo looked almost like those scar tattoos. I think those are just plain gross. D
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sorry if you think my tattoo is gross, but it's not a scar one, just normal done in red, thinking about having it outlined in black though
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Oh no I wasn't saying your tattoo is gross. D I was saying I think scar tattoos are gross.
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It's called scarification, and I think it's lovely, when done properly. I have my tongue and my nipples pierced. No tattoos just yet, though I have plenty of ideas of what I want. I just need to find an artist that I adore, and scrounge up the money for it.
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I might get my lip pierced, unsure yet. And I have pictures of my first two tattoos, but not of my third. Still haven't gotten the picture for it. .
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Well can we see th epics of the two? Oh and I Edited my first post with some extra info I just remembered.
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I've been throwing the idea back and forth about getting a tattoo of Haunter. I think it would be badass!
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you mean the Pokemon?
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Yes, I mean the Pokemon.
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I thought so, well that's cool. but what will you do when no one remembers what a Pokemon is? I knew I got real big in to them when they first came out. did not lose interest until they started relishing more. the original 151 was plenty now hoe any are there like 500?
Thread: Tattoos & piercings

Nocturnal Pulse said And when people start to make fun of me for it I just tell them, I'm just a Love Machine. Click to expand... Better, you can follow it up by looking deeply into their eyes and saying And I won't work for nobody but YOU!
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Women tend to like my Tattoo, say it is cute or look nice. Men are the ones that try to give me a hard time about it. and I am not in to guys. Go figure women love my tongue ring and thing my Tattoos the sweetest thing ever. But guys says I am gay because of that and I don't like to watch a bunch of big musicale bound men in tight pants tying to grab each others balls and get them on the ground AKA Football, while standing around a bunch of half necked guys with crap panted on there chest and subatomic drinking beers to loosen me up.. Yeah and I'm the gay one...
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I really don't care what other people think. If they like it, great! If not, fuck 'em. It's significant to me because Pokemon was my main childhood obsession, and that's never gonna change. -
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I still want a Charazard card....never manged to get one.
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Meh, I know quite a few straight guys who have their tongue pierced. I don't see it as only a sexual thing. I'd assume it might even feel better for girls as well? I don't really know, I'm probably wrong.
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This conversation has shifted to Pokemon. And is officially of interest to me.
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I don't know if I'm just too far into seeing cursive brush stroke, but I cannot say that the very sharp, clean ji are all that attractive to me. They're too plain.
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I currently only have my ears pierced. Two in each of my ear lobes. I've been thinking about a nose ring and a belly button ring, but I'm not sure yet. As far as tattoos go I want one or two. The one I want now is a butterfly. There's a long story about why I want a butterfly, but I will wait and tell you all about it when I post the picture of said tattoo.
Thread: Tattoos & piercings

Okay so the photo quality is really sucky, but try to imagine it not pixelated and maybe in different colors any suggestions? So here is the story When I was a kid I was really close to my great grandma. I had went to her 74th birthday party when I was 8. It was two weeks later when I woke up one morning and realized I was late for school. I ran up to my mother's room and asked her why she hadn't woken us up for school and that's when I noticed she was packing. I asked her why she was packing and she sat me down and proceded to tell me that my great grandma was in the hospital and that she was going to die. The packing and the 4 hour drive to the hospital is all a blur to me. The next thing I remember, I'm at the hospital and so many family members are there she had 7 kids. The doctors and even some of my other family members weren't going to let me into the ICU to see her. I was only 8 and she was in really bad shape. Somehow I managed to get into her room. I saw my great grandma there on the hospital bed. Her feet were really swollen and there were all kinds of tubes around her face and down her throat. So many machines surrounded the bed it was hard for even an 8 year old girl to get close to her. When I finally did get close enough to touch her I told her how much I loved her and I told her goodbye. That's when my mom took me back to the waiting room. It was about 10 minutes later I think when my parents came back to the waiting room with the news that she had passed. I immediately started crying and my great aunt Jackie who really i'snt much older than my parents, my great grandma had her kids over a long period of time came over to me, got down on her knees in front of me and told me that my great grandma was a butterfly now. That everytime I saw one it was her watching me and looking over me. Now I'm almost 19 years old and I still think about my great grandma whenever I see butterflies. I still cry sometimes when I see them or hear the song they played for her grandchildren at her funeral. So that is why I want a butterfly tattoo....
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that's a sad story, but it is a very sweet reason why you want to get it For colors what bout purple were the red is and red were the gold is looks good in my head at least
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I've wanted a tattoo for a while, but I've never settled on a design or where to get one. As for piercings, once I'm happier with how I look, I plan on getting three or four in each ear, as well as getting both nipples done.
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I has one. I consider myself a major Lovecraftian so I got the most recognisable icon of the mythology.
Thread: Luner strife (J The Lone Wolf & racheal_aymar)

Setting The year is 2112 and the place is the northern part of the Eastern Freehold of Texarkana. Story The city of Analise has been ravaged by war and violence from rival factions of werewolves for the last 6 years. Two members from serperate houses have wandered into the abandoned section of the factory sector. They become involved and find out that they are from two houses that if united could improve their standing and ensure a better chance of survival when the war ends. But can they convince their houses that uniting would benifit both families together before the fighting tears them apart?
Thread: Luner strife (J The Lone Wolf & racheal_aymar)

Racheal sneezed loudly at the acidic scent of sulfur and smoke that filled the factory complex. It was almost pitch black inside, but most of that was from the ass that covered the windows after a recent string of fires. It was her job to come here and clean up the mess. She was supposed to destroy the bodies, kill any that resisted, and accept any willing to submit to Mark Aymar's authority. Having an alpha as daddy was always interesting, as was being in a war. It reminded her why the curse existed, May you live in interesting times. With a groan, she shrugged her tired shoulders and easily pushed aside the body of a larger male to inspect for cause of death. It looked like a bullet and she chuckled. She smelled no silver in the wound. Her enemies were weaker then she'd even dared hope for. Still, it felt far too likely there were still untold dangers in this hellish place, so she loosen the sheath of the blade at her back and pulled out a pair of leather gloves, the knuckles embedded with a stylized silver inlay. She used to wrap blade's hilt, but recent war had taught her that minor acid burns on her hands through the gloves would be far better then having someone wrench the foul sword from her hands. It was certainly the archetype of a double edged sword.
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

Drake weaved his way through the stone corridors of the royal castle, a guard posted at the corner ahead and he balled his fist in preparation. Slow steps as he stuck to the wall... and then he let his arm explode forward into the back of his head, knocking the poor fellow clean out. Sneaking into the castle hadn't been easy, the sewers weren't any fun at all, and playing ninja through the halls wasn't as much fun as charging the front gates with his sword and facing everyone head on. This was how it had to be though, the plan had been in the works for months. With this the resistance would finally have a leg up on the king. He got lost a few times, nearly running into a few details... and once ALMOST wondered into the Cafeteria which happened to be FULL of armed men, all manner of swords and sharp items that could harm his poor soft flesh. Luckily now he was at the right place-two lightly armored guards and one big wooden double door. He had to rush the pair, quickly planting a heavy boot into one's throat, and a fist in the others temple. The Princess should have, if what he was told was correct, inside the doors. His objective was to take her, and get out...easy. He pushed the doors open...
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

The hour was late, and the night, overall, was quiet. It was peaceful and calm. So, where else would Isabel, Princess and the King's only heir, be, but her bed? It was much too late for her to be wandering about. Not that she wouldn't have liked taking a stroll in the gardens, enjoying the fresh night air, and watching the stars...but, she was tired. Thus, she had opted to just go to bed instead. And the young girl had been sleeping for an hour, before strange noises awoke her. The ones that came from outside her door stirred her awake, but it was the opening of her bedroom's doors that had her quickly sitting up. She looked towards the entrance to see the figure of what she was guessing was a man, but she frankly was unable to make out his features, being not only disoriented from such a sudden awakening, but also having the light not exactly in her favor. Assuming it was a guard, though, she didn't really panic, instead merely asking. What's going on? God, it sucks so. xDD But, I'm sleepy...so...muse not very cooperative. Sorry.
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

Drake spun on his heel as he entered through the massive doors, digging his feet into the stone floor for a moment so he could slide them closed again. Honestly, he was so far he didn't need some curios armored idiot to come in and ruin everything he had just done... his aching knuckles refused to let such a thing happen! Well Princess, I'm afraid we have trouble in the castle. Some dastardly fiend has infiltrated the walls and we fear he comes to steal you away. Inside he was frowning as he bowed to the waking royalty, the allusion had to be kept up at all costs though, that included tipping his head to this... well, less then favorable human being in front of him. He made sure as he straightened up to paint his face with worry and sterness. We must evacuate you from this room at once I'm afraid. Wha? That's your WORSE? Well damn, I might be way out of my league here!
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

Don't be silly, your not. xD Your posts are great. 3 The young woman blinked and rubbed her eyes slightly, before leading her eyes to the guard again. She frowned slightly as he explained there was an intruder in the castle, that they believed had come for her. Oh, I see. She pulled her covers off her body, before shifting her body to sit at the edge of the bed. Then, she placed her bare feet upon the cold stone ground and got up. She looked down at herself for a moment before moving at a quick pace, muttering to the supposed guard. One moment. Isabel took only a few seconds to fetch and put on a robe, covering her body, previously not very shielded from view by her blue, silk nightgown. And then, just as quickly, a pair of shoes. Once done, she turned back to the man. Alright. Where shall we be going?
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

Drake got a peak at what the princess happened to be blessed with, he had to admit he was impressed... apparently royal blood did amount to more then just a fancy title. Granted he couldn't let his eyes linger to long, might give him away he was sure Guards didn't stare at the royal goods. The secret passage attached to your room of course, Milady. What was a castle full of high ranking people, without a bunch of secret passages snaking through it's construction? He hadn't infiltrated directly into her room through said passage for a few reasons, chief being how much harder it would be to make her believe he was a guard, if he just popped out of a hole in the wall beside her bed. Please, this way. He made his way to the stone wall beside her bed, tugging at one of the candle holders mounted therein... and as per-tradition a panel in the wall retreated and slid out of the way revealing a somewhat dark passage. It was small enough that even the princess would have to go on all fours. Quickly please.
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

Right, of course. Isabel nodded slightly, then watched him go towards the candle holder that opened up the secret passage they were to use. Once it was open, she stared at it for a moment. The Princess had never had a need to use it before, but as a child, she'd gone through it quite a bit anyway, just for the fun of it. Since then though, she'd grown. The entrance now seemed much smaller than it did many years ago. She knew this would not be the most comfortable thing to do. But, she knew it was necessary. Besides, it was better than getting kidnapped by some outlaw without scruples. Thus, with a sigh, she finally got first on her knees, then placed her hands with them on the floor. She took another moment to look into the darkness of the passage, before finally crawling into it.
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

All things aside, Drake had to admit this was going pretty well. Sure his hand kind of hurt from all those necks and faces he had to hit but then he was in the process of kidnapping a surprisingly nice looking princess. And he did have scruples, just not a lot of them... or any ones he ever used. Are you alright up there Milady, Not to frightened I hope? Dusty corridor or not, he couldn't complain... the light from the room they'd just left still gave him a little elimination, so he could still catch glimpses of that royal tail she was packing. He was very impressed, very impressed indeed. We should be to the exit soon. The passage came out at the forest the covered the back end of the castle, honestly he figured he had a lot of time until they discovered she was gone. And ideas we're just starting to flow through his head as he continued to crawl.
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

Oh, yes, the passage felt definitely smaller than she remembered.It was much harder moving through it than it was when she was a mere child. No, no, not at all. I'm fine. Still, that was her answer to his question. After all, she was merely uncomfortable, not really frightened. She recognized they were, indeed, almost at the exit, which made her quite relieved. Crawling through dark passages was really not her favorite thing. Soon enough, she was pushing open the exit, located in the forest. Once she managed to get it open, it was with a sigh of relief that she quickly crawled out. Finally... she muttered under her breath, sitting by the exit and waiting for the guard escorting her to exit the passage as well.
Thread: Rebel's are not to be messed with.(Little PixelxGuyverGuy)

Ah. Air that didn't smell like Drake's dead and gone family members, that also meant a silly little Castle guard couldn't wonder upon him and his newly sprung 'hostage'-though she didn't know it yet-. Marvelous, I don't think even the guards could find us out here. Drake squeezed out as he completed his own exit from the less then pleasant passage of freedom. In his head, he'd already figured it all out. The path they'd just taken deposited the two of them far off the beaten bath of the thick of trees. He had to think harder then any one under the castles employ could to try and muddle out a way they could be found even here, let alone once they got far away... they'd have at least the rest of the night before a search party even started on the forest. Was he really so impatient that he HAD to have her here and now, in the dirt, grass and grime of this place? ... It would seem so. He answered himself outloud, perhaps it had been the peak at her before she had covered up, or perhaps it had been staring at her back side for the past few minutes as they crawled, he suddenly had a very deep yearning for her this very instant. So now he addressed her, no secrets between himself...and his possible new plaything. He was coldly...professional, though inside he was again, happy as a clam. I'm afraid I have to admit I've deceived you terribly, my dear princess. Though you shouldn't worry... I promise if you do everything your told, you might just enjoy your new life more then your old.