Thread: Expanding Vocabulary {darkest_fate&True Grave}

Well, I'd love to say this doesn't happen that often, but I'd be pretty close to lying, Kaley Cuoco said as she reached for a towel to wrap around her impressively curvy body. She'd only been stripped down to her underwear, which weren't the most exciting thing in the world a pair of high-rise white cotton panties and a matching bra to help support the girls, and that generally wasn't how you wanted to be when a stranger walked into the room. True, said room happened to be set up with a massage chair and table and was clearly situated in the spa wing of a resort, but the guy who wandered in had apparently been filling in or replaced or something. Kaley hadn't quite caught the details there. And really, like she said, this happened fairly often with her. Maybe it was because she was on one of the most popular television programs in the world, seen every week by tons of guys who no doubt would love to wrap their hands around her corn-fed curves. It certainly didn't help that she'd essentially gotten the role because she looked like the woman all girls next door wanted to grow up to be pretty without being quite classically beautiful, perky without being quite annoying, blonde without being too dim. That she wasn't quite the Hollywood stick figure probably helped too, though she liked to keep in shape and all. She just happened to have an actual woman's body which meant real curves and an ass that actually existed and a pair of breasts that didn't have silicone cores. So, yeah, she showed up dressed sexy on the show. And people often walked in during costume changes. In fact, Kaley sometimes quite purposefully wore plain underwear just to throw people off. She'd love to claim that was the case here, but this was more a matter of I'm on vacation so screw it. she did have a bikini that showed off about half as much as her bra and panties, so she did realize there was a bit of weirdness in the whole getting specifically riled and all, which was probably why she was more amused than anything. Again, it probably didn't help that she was on a comedy show that joked about sex at least several times an episode. For Kaley Cuoco, sex was definitely more funny than anything else. And yes, this was her on vacation. They'd gotten a break from shooting and she'd opted to take a few weeks to head to this special resort. They called it the Elysian Resort, and apparently you could only go if you actually got a recommendation from someone else. It also required a pretty decent chunk of money but, again actress in a well paid television program. The offer of privacy and relaxation had been way too tempting to pass up. Plus, the info had talked about sensual pleasures the likes of which you have never experienced before. All of this explained why Kaley had signed up for a massage not long after arriving. She'd almost dropped off her stuff at her room and headed straight for the spa. Hey, if you were going to do this, you should do it right. Then she'd arrived and seen this guy and he'd mentioned something about a Nuru massage and now here she was, trying to figure this whole thing out. She didn't have a clue about the specifics of the whole massage thing. It wasn't like she was a brainiac in many ways she was like her character street smart and able to crack wise. But she didn't want to, like, offend him or anything. What did you say your name was again? Kaley tried, letting out a laugh. Just, you know, seems like something we should probably cover if we're going to do the whole massage thing. I'm Kaley, by the way, she gave him a smile, not at all laced with expectation that he know her. That just struck her as arrogant, and maybe he just wasn't a fan of the show or didn't recognize her with the short hair or didn't anticipate running into someone famous or whatever. Not like it really mattered anyway. Right now she just looked more like a beautiful blonde American woman who happened to be in a pair of classy underwear and in the middle of a room set up to massage. With nice tits. And decent legs. and a soft ass.