Thread: Heroes on the Halfscreen (pods6827 and MMRS)

First of all, don't pull out your wing wang. Trust me, that freaks out the girls you bring over. Seriously, they don't want to see a rocket ship as big as them. Remember, it's a small screen, so whoever you grab, comes over small. Okay, remember when I told you I had the good sense to adapt the television on cable before I put on the web sheet? So now you can interact with anything you can get on cable or satellite. But I can't hook up a DVD with it, and the television won't accept anything saved on any other device. Won't even show an on demand show. Next, when you pull someone out, it stops time. On whatever show you pull them out, and in our world as well. I don't know if that will be true if you can somehow get into another world. Like I said, the riddle and all that. So the only place time is moving is wherever you are. At least I think so. Haven't had a chance to check everywhere! Okay, the maximum I have been able to keep someone from a television show is an hour. I don't know if it's because the reduced size or what. As soon as they return, they lose all memory of whatever happened over here. It's like they never left the show. They get that memory back if you take them out of the television, but only if you treated them decently. If you were good to them, they definitely remember. Not all shows can be reached into. In fact, most shows can't. I had the playboy channel for awhile, and not one show could be reached into. Same for the cartoon network. So far, the only shows I was able to reach into were science fiction and fantasy and superhero. Is superhero science fiction or not? You can't make any recordings of any kind of anyone you bring over. Okay, confession time. I, uh, got Wonder Woman to, um, put on a little show for me, and I thought that maybe if filmed it, and then got in contact with Lynda Carter, maybe I could arrange... Okay, not my proudest moment. Fortunately, the limitation that I didn't know about prevented me from running afoul of blackmail. I don't know if anyone you pull over will have any memory of me. I think there might be a reset on the magic. And right now, you're the only one who can use it. And I think that how we see these other worlds might not be how they really are. I don't know. Because I reached in and got Julie Newmar from the old Batman show, and surely there isn't a world that's really like that. Hey, don't judge me. Julie Newmar. Stupefying Jones. Google it. I think she could give Halle Berry a run for her money. So I was damn happy to see her Catwoman. Oh, for some reason, I could reach into Gilligan's Island. Ginger and Mary Ann. Why choose when you can have both? And Ginger Grant must have been very adaptable on the casting couch. That's all I got to say. What else? The TV fixes itself if something goes wrong. If you do something wrong, the TV will blow up, and you'll just have to wait for it to fix itself Oh, and if you got somebody or somebodys out of one show, you can't pull anybody else from another show. Not until the first group return to their show. And since you can't do anything like DVDs or on Demand or anything, you just have to wait until the show you want to try comes on. So if and when you figure out the puzzle, make sure you have your new television set up before putting the web sheet on it. Did I cover everything?