Thread: And I'm supposed to be an adult?

Well it's it nice to know that no one cares. I'm still sick and it royally sucks! First I had a fever and I practically swaddled myself in blankets and fell asleep until my fever finally broke. I spent about 4 hours healthy before I caught a cold which I have had off and on since then! For the love of god it is like Pestilence has taken up residence in my guest room! On top of that I keep coughing and sometimes when I speak it sounds funny. Have you ever had a cough and a headache at the same time? It fucking hurts! Cough Oww! Cough Oww! Cough Oww! I so very much hate being sick! Well, I finally seem to be getting better which is a good thing. Though I am actually considering cleaning up my room. My mother is slightly racist and slightly sexist and refuses to admit it. She says things like You're a young lady! You are supposed to have a clean room! She has been saying this all through out my teenage years and I have not met a teenager, boy or girl, who kept their room clean... Then again being eighteen I only have like two years to use that excuse so I might as well get started cleaning now. I'm loosing weight! 5 pounds this week - I'm excited, through a combination of lots of water, frequent trips of three flights of stairs and sleeping in Florida with two quilts and sometimes a heating pad I have managed to loose it! ... big woop right? Not really. It is only five pounds but if I keep this up then hopefully I will continue to loose, of course the season of eating is upon us. What is the season of eating you may ask? Well it stats like this First we have Halloween where we send our small children out into the neighborhood in the dark dressed in clothing no one will recognize and instruct them to visit every stranger and pedophile in our neighborhood and ask them for candy. And we eat pounds of candy. Then we have Thanksgiving where we celebrate how the Indians saved us form starving by teaching us their ways. This is of course before we spread plague and enslaved them, working them to death and stealing their land. And we eat pounds of starches. And then we have Christmas where we celebrate the birth of a cosmic Jewish zombie who is not yet a zombie because he is just a baby whose mother accepts gifts form strangers. Having this baby without sex I can't imagine her being happy about this. Really, think about it. What... what do you mean I'm pregnant? An angel? And angel got me pregnant and I didn't feel it? What do you mean I don't get to feel it? I get to have this Angel's bastard child and I don't even get to enjoy the sex?! Is his winged ass going to come down here and help me raise him? NO! Does he know they stone people for things like this! Angelic bastard! And we eat starches and candies. And then we celebrate the new year where everyone just wasted off of their ass and makes resolutions that never see the end of January of the new year. Pretty self explanatory. And if you follow it you stuff your gut with foods meant to bring you luck in the new year. Then we have Valentine's day, a day for pretty people to feel good and those that aren't to feel bad. It is a day for couples to remind us single people out there to get our act together and find someone to bone. And we eat candies and chocolates and cakes. Then we have Easter were we celebrate the Zombie's return to life! Of course technically they say he was a ghost but whateves. Well, we celebrate this ghost's return form the afterlife when really is is just a Pagan holiday that the Christians took over in another of their Make the planet love Jesus attempts. Christmas was one too. Remember that song Deck The Halls? That Yule word that keeps coming up? Troll the ancient Yule tide carol, See the blazing Yule before us, and so on? Yule was the name of the Holiday that Christians took over. It explains the tree and the presents. Ever noticed that trees don't fit Jesus? It's because it wasn't him that started it. And here we eat candies and a massive dinner. AND THEN!!! AFTER 6 HOLIDAYS OF STUFFING OUR FACE WITH GARBAGE....... We have swimsuit season. Really. You wonder why you see all those fat girls in bikinis. They weren't that way before the holidays! Well, anyways. I am trying to loose weight so that I can wear a bikini because I don't one to see one of those fat chicks wearing one. I am also trying to get tanner so lots of trips to the beach in my one piece! As far As school goes I am doing AWFUL in math. Like horrendous. Really, it's just bad. I forget to do the homework so I am not ready for the tests and I forgot to do the practice quizzes online... my teacher lost my last test A test I completed thanks to sharp eyes and quick wits by the way so I am hoping that he has a policy where if he cant find it them he has to give me an A because I could SOOOO use it. I haven't been writing as much as I need to. I was to be a writer and while I have been rping a lot on other sites I need to get a solid book going again. The problem is that i had one going and then I stopped having time. I used to do it in my high school classes because they were so easy but you actually have to listen to what your teacher is saying in college. And I'm bad at planning out my time but I am getting better... slowly... well, I'm tyring to get back into drawing, I may have something to post next time but until then, Farewell!