Thread: Come Play With Me? (open minded, lit male)

RE Getting My RP On! Serious or at least not straight smut Story Ideas 1. Save The Trees! A young stoner is kicked out of their favorite hangout spot one day, and decides to cope with it by blazing one up. However, they find they're out of weed, so they hit up their dealer. The dealer just happens to be their cousin we can certainly change this, I just like the taboo in this case, so when they don't answer the stoner has no problem showing up on their doorstep. Meanwhile, the dealer is throwing shit and yelling at the TV, which is on a local news station on which the anchor woman is recapping that a major drug bust has gone down, removing nearly 500 pounds of marijuana I prefer the term cannabis from the streets. The only problem is that the bust took down the dealer's supplier, so their phone is off. When the stoner arrives the dealer explains to them what happened, and the two smoke the last bit of ganja that the dealer has, lamenting the loss as they consume it. While stoned and depressed about the bust the news channel was on, talking about something in Washington and showing images of the president. That's when the pair get the greatest idea they've ever had they're going to go on a road trip to DC, kidnap Obama, and hold him for ransom, the ransom being the complete legalization of weed everywhere. On the way the duo attracts the attention of a renegade state trooper and get lost on the vast highway system of America. They get into all kinds of wacky misadventures ranging from stealing an exotic animal companion from a zoo, to breaking up a small town meth ring run out of the church, to meeting Bigfoot! 2.Mythologia Personalis It's mid-Summer, sometime in July, and our setting is the tiny town of Wilaby, USA. Wilaby is a special little town, a slice of true blue Americana it just seemed to stop progressing much around 1890 and is tucked away in America's mid-North-East-ish area it's supposed to be more ambiguous. A couple of families have decided to spend their Summer in Wilaby that year, each for it's own different reasons, and have thus dragged their children all high school or post-high school age to rinky-dink ol' Wilaby against their wishes. This particular Summer the town is celebrating it's 260th anniversary, and is all abuzz with activity. A couple of the kids meet at the town library one day in the hopes of escaping their parents, only to find that the library is the epicenter of all the commotion. You see, it's library where the heart of Wilaby resides, for it is there that the folktales and fairy tales, the real history and lifeblood of the town, reside. The kids slip out of the building to meet up outside the library, which is nestled up against the forest that rings the whole town. The kids are not friends, but they are bound by the common thread of being an unwilling outsider trapped in a bygone world. Outside the kids see a small black dog at the edge of the forest, who is barking and dancing and generally trying to get their attention. When they decide to go over to the canine it wags it's tail and disappears into the forest, whereupon the kids follow suit. In the forest they chase after the little guy until they come upon a small clearing, where there is a small stone wall that stretches off into the forest endlessly. There is a small gap, about 4 feet wide, and through the gap in the wall the dog can be seen sitting on the other side, wagging it's tail and waiting for the children. They cross over and the dog takes off again. Now as the kids chase him they plunge ever deeper into a mythical world which intersects our own, a world mirroring the folklore of old America. This new world is inhabited by monster fish who are known to gobble up small children and stray dogs, and yet who everyone and their mother is trying to catch on the end of a rod by folksy heroes who are challenged to mow the whole town's lawns and manages the task, all by himself, in the span of an afternoon by strange, witchy crones who live apart from everyone else who charge you with the oddest of tasks and by horrific demons who dance alone in the woods, under the pale light of the moon. In this strange world it is up to the kids to discover and decide which role they will play in the story of their own life will they be the Hero? The Sage? The Fool? The Lover? The Villain? 3. The Lives of Death The world has been changed drastically, advancing to new technological heights while sinking to gruesome moral lows. The aggressions in the Middle East, Africa, South America, and Far East Asia erupted into world war III. The war has raged for nearly a century, dramatically changing the face of the planet and entirely re-drawing the map. Most familiar nations have dissolved or have been taken over by other forces the major forces in the war are all business driven. The U.S.A., Canada, and a lot of Mexico has been dissolved into the Allied Conglomerates of the West Europe, Northwest Africa, and a large chunk of West Russia has become the Neo-Roma Empire the Middle East, or rather the habitable parts of it, have unified into The First Kingdom and most of Asia has been annexed into China, which has been taken over by the Honorable Empire Corporation. The two largest powers who have done the majority of the fighting in this war are the A.C.W. and the H.E.C., who have been developing super-human weapons since before the actual war began. These weapons were each meant to be death incarnate, though the ideas behind them differed greatly. The A.C.W.s creation was bio-mechanical in nature, while the H.E.C.s weapon utilized ancient and dark magics unearthed because of the superstition of the region. These two beings are amazing killers and have a thorough knowledge of death, for that is there whole purpose in being. So, when a humanitarian rebel group, based out of central Africa, breaks into the secret facilities each weapon is housed in and liberates them, neither one is prepared to deal with life. The weapons are brought back to the rebels territory, where they are not forced into servitude, but rather are encouraged to rise above the programming and exit the war entirely. Will they be able to manage their own lives peacefully, or will they eliminate each other and accept the destiny they were born into? 4. The Seven Goddesses of War The world is on the brink of change, the era of mans industry and dominion are coming to a close. But what could take its place? And would man even be around to witness it? The determiners of the worlds fate are detached from the mortal plane, for they are the gods of old and their own gods, who squabble amongst themselves, all wanting something different for the next major age of the Earth. Seven champions were chosen from among the gods, seven goddesses who each represented a different school of thought for Earths fate. These champions had to be willing to fight, and had to be skilled in their fighting, so war goddesses were chosen. The seven are Athena, Durga, Ishtar, Badba Catha, Macha, Nemain The Morrigan, and Sekhmet. However, since these champions are so far removed the physical world, each had to choose an avatar of their might from the world below. These avatars had no knowledge of what would befall them, but each in their own way represented something special to the goddesses and were so imbued with their power and a vision of the world burning down around a battlefield, where the seven goddesses clashed. These avatars try to make sense of what theyd seen, but were unable to do so until confronted by another avatar. In that moment each was transformed into the warrior representation of their champion, mingling divine energy with a human body to make these avatars demi-gods. While in this demi-god state each avatar still retains their own personality, but now have access to their goddesss knowledge and are compelled to do what their champion asks of them. So This idea was a bit weird and isnt quite complete, but it sounds so very fun to me. The basic principle is that seven people, male or female, Sailor Moon-type transform into demi-goddesses to fight for what they believe in around the world, and to fight each other to decide the fate of the world. Simple, really, but I grin when I think about the possibilities of this story. Oh, obviously this one would work best as a group RP, but 1x1 is fine too. Also, your character doesnt have to be an avatar of a goddess, they just have to interact with an avatar. 5. Masterworld A genius man discovered the secret to moving freely through the fabric of space time, though this was only the bulk of his genius, for he dabbled in a little of all the sciences. Upon gaining his newfound ability he began the long process of accomplishing his ultimate dream to be a god! The man, who now referred to himself only as The Master, discovered a planet roughly double the size of Earth, in a solar system near our own. He began jumping back and forth between this planet and Earth, though an Earth hundreds of years advanced from our own. He terraformed the new world, which he decided to name Aachenia, since he determined to make it his own personal menagerie. Once the world was suitable, The Master gathered a staff of people, to help him manage his new world and collect the inhabitants for it. With the Master's Space-Time abilities he was easily able to populate Aachenia with animals and plants from all throughout Earth's history, setting species who were separated by millions of years together in the same territory. He established a ring-shaped space station that constantly orbited the planet and monitored population levels of each animal species. He also unlocked the secrets of immortality, or rather longevity. He gave himself and his most trusted staff a serum which he claimed would extend their lifespan another 20,000 years! The Master was proud of himself, and happy with his work, but to truly make Aachenia a thing of beauty, worthy to be enjoyed, it needed people for what purpose was there in attaining godhood with no witnesses or worshipers? He brought more primitive people to Aachenia and claimed that he was their god, and if they wanted to survive the powers that roamed the planet, they would have to rise to the pinnacle of what humanity could be. This was 2,000 years ago, after the white-coat revolution, where low-level scientists under The Master uploaded a virus system into the space-station's computers. The chaos caused the station to break up, leaving only fragments in the sky, some functioning some lifeless. Almost everyone above the planet died, including The Master, for his longevity serum did not grant invulnerability. One man survived, the head hunter for The Master's many raiding parties into Earth's past to gather specimens for Aachenia. He refused to live in the relative safety of the space station, instead choosing to live on the planet with all the killer fauna this action actually saved his life when the white-coat revolution occurred. So, the head huntsman, having taken the serum, has lived for a few millennia among the new Aachenian people, becoming a mythical figure akin to Heracles or King Arthur in their cultures. The huntsman is out one day, just fishing for leisure when he stumbles across a strange person, who looks like they're from Earth. He saves the person from becoming lunch for a Thylacosmilus, and takes them back to his home. It turns out the person is from 2032, 43 years after the huntsman's own time on Earth, and in that time people have not ruined, but destabilized the Earth. So, people are constantly looking for other habitable places for mankind. The strange person was part of space exploration mission, hoping to find another planet near by. To the huntsman's dismay, however, he did not target Aachenia, but only arrived on accident after falling into a wormhole near the sun. Now, the Earthling has to try and find their crewmates and head home, or adjust to the brutal and primitive lifestyles of Aachenia. The huntsman agrees to help them, out of both boredom and the prospect of returning to his homeland, to a semblance of normalcy. Thanks for reading so far! There will be more storylines, for both smut and not, coming in the very near future. If you see anything you like, PM or post here, and I hope to hear from you soon!