Thread: Which OC would?

Characters Jackie Sparrow, Jenny Sparrow, Kieran Shane, Anne Marie LaMonte, May Swift-Palmer, Fenny Balloch, Hamish Balloch, Erik Heinz-Schmidt, Olivia Baccharin Again, with help from supporting characters. Anne Marie I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER. Colin Can i come over Kieran After you called me a desperate slut? No twenty minutes later Kieran Come over Hamish Heading there now. Already have a boner. Jack YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEYRE NICE TO YOU MAY May I CAN IF I WANT TO Kieran We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 55, would cum again. Jenny You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday. May will a lunchtime blow job make it better? Sam was i wearing any clothes at that point? Erik socks and a thong Jackie You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1 Jenny I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve. Fenny It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had Hamish It was the only fuck you've ever had.. Hamish I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit. Hamish I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao Erik I'm in love. Her name is Sam. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face. Kieran So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked How do you spell your name? to try n find out and all he replied was With an A. WTF!? Olivia Im kinda cold. Viola pulling Olivia into a hug Come here, Olivia. Jackie You know what? Im a bit chilly too, Sam. Sam Well, damn, Jackie, I cant control the weather, can I? Couldn't resist the reference. Anne Marie I am going to take you out Sam Great, it's a date! Anne Marie I meant that as a threat. Jenny I guess I'm just too tough to cry. John Just this morning, you were crying about snakes. Jenny They don't have any arms! Hamish Theres three ways to do things the right way, the wrong way and the Hamish way! Fenny Isnt that the wrong way? Hamish Yeah, but faster! Jenny John has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what they know about ANY given topic. Watch. Jenny Hey, John, who sculpted Mount Rushmore? John Guzton Borglum, then his son finished it. Jenny Now what state is it in? John I dunno, Ecuador or something? Anne Marie You know, Algie, it's very easy to criticize. Algernon Fun too! Olivia Pick your battles, pick Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back, thats too many. Viola I am full of rage and picking all of them. Kieran When did you arrive? Erik Time is a construct, inherently tying us to death. Undo every shackle, unseat every oppressor, and time will be there still, inexorably laughing at us until the bitter end. Erik...I was here at 625 Kieran I just ended a 5 year relationship. Anne Marie OMG, are you okay? Kieran Yeah, Im fine, it wasnt my relationship. Anne Marie You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are. Erik That's what you do. Anne Marie Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you. John Jenny you look like hell. Jenny Yeah, I just got back.