Thread: Pokemon Pokephilia Fic. (Would Love Critique/Advice!)

Pretty sure none of these break any rules, please tell me if I'm mistaken. This is a little story I've been writing, first with her as a tv guest, then with her essentially doing a pokephilia blog. I'd love some feedback. Chapter 0 Prologue --- Heya, I'm here to talk about the side of pokemon nobody tells you about, the part beyond all the watered-down kid stuff. Everybody thinks we start a 10, well we don't, we start trainer school at ten, like anybody would give kids deadly animals. We start with computer simulators, the most basic battle kind at first, train pokemon, keep them happy, fight with them. The next simulations deal with the real world stuff, feeding them, treating injuries, how to lug various pokemon to a pokecenter. When you turn 18 though, they tell you about pokemon mating, how some pokemon work, ya'know? They give you a lot of details, mainly for getting two pokemon to mate, but...I had a different idea. Ever since something happened when I turned 18 I've been attracted to pokemon...maybe I should start there. I woke up later than usual, a bit wet between the legs from a very odd dream. So I changed and went downstairs, lo and behold, a surprise party, like I hadn't gotten one every year. I mean the limit is kinda two, you're not expecting the first, and after that, you're not expecting your family to do the same thing the next year, but after five years of it...ugh..... Anyway...this year I got a very suprising gift, mainly because it was alive...A very affectionate Nidorino. I named him Nicolas, I dunno why, he just looked like a Nicolas. Anyway, let's skip the party, afterwards was fun part. After the party I took Nic up to my room and sat down next to him, giving him a look over for any parasites or anything, when I notice the purple sheath between his legs. Of course I knew what it was, but it was the first cock I'd ever seen for real, and after my dream, I was curious about pokemon sex. I knew it was extremely taboo, and for all I knew at the time, illegal...but still...I really wanted to try. So I reached under, and started rubbing his sheath, he really seemed to love it, and he rolled onto his side to let me get closer. I slid back his sheath, and looked over his rod, deep purple, very veiny, coming to a point with an un-inflated knot at the base, it was only four inches, but...I decided I'd just go for it. I slowly touched my tongue to his cock, and with greeted with a small sigh of pleasure, so I started sucking on the tip. The taste? Well, I can't even begin to describe it...just wonderful. I bobbed down about two inches, just sucking away, when he started spurting pre, sweet, salty, purple pre. That really got me going, going far enough to kiss the knot. Nic was panting, his tounge hanging to the side, and then I started rubbing his knot. Within a few moments he came, much more than I expected, like a quarter cup of sperm, and it tasted delicious, I swallowed every drop. He was out cold after he came, tired the poor guy out. After she'd finished her story, the man sitting across from the young girl grinned. Well, that's all the time we have today, so let's have you back again someday. Uh...what was your name again? Kelly, The girl grinned, And I don't care who knows it, I'm a Pokephile. With that she stood from her chair and left the studio.