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Thread: The Archer(Lady/moon)

Loki delighted in causing chaos. true he wasn't about to kill anyone, not anymore. he didn't have the stomach for it. no he just caused headaches and extreme temper tantrums. he had felled the Green beast with nothing more than a Hulk based Catnip and now had the other pinned down and was wondering how best to fuck with their heads. turn them into rabbits or kittens for a few hours? perhaps revert their ages to mere toddlers? mishaps he should turn them all into those Lolita cat girls he had found on the internet. they where very adorable, Loki of course, being from other world, didn't realize they where supposed to be attractive. who would perv on little kids anyway? humans where foul. he had finally decided on turning them all into various neko creatures and had sung his arm to bat away the archers arrow, a last ditch attempt when the thing exploded. Clint blinked, and blinked again, staring in stunned amament at the arrow that had just cut his own arrow in two and looked up at Loki, who appeared to be just as stunned as he was. he watched Loki look up, staring at a... woman. a woman, across the street. he turned to look at Loki again, the God of mayhem making a strangled... terrified noise in the back of his throat and vanished, right then and there, even though he was winning. he just up and left, leaving what was left of a doombot massacre. Loki had not been amused that Doom was trying to take out the avengers and had all but shredded the doombots and had turned Doom himself into a toddler just moments before taking on the Avengers himself. he was rather possessive of the group and often 'blocked' other super-villains from managing to do anything but annoy the Avengers. they where HIS Toys, not theirs and Loki did not share well. Doom was cursing up a wild storm as he returned back to adult form and fled the scene, vowing to 'teach that blue skinned fucker a lesson'. with Doom gone, Loki gone and only a mess left to clean up Clint reached out and grabbed the odd Arrow and yanked it from the ground, staring at it. it wasn't any kind of metal he'd ever seen before. he looked up, trying to find the strange girl on the skyline again. who was she? an archer of that skill who even Loki was afraid of. ugh.... Bruce groaned, sitting up, pupils blown wide. whoa. like, Clint your like... whoa. Bruce breathed. that was just great, Bruce was higher than a damn kite thanks to Loki.. Doom was missing, he couldn't spot the cute lady archer and Coulson was already calling for cleanup! dammit! Clint shook his head and stuffed the arrow into his quiver so he could look at it with more detail later and settled in helping Coulson try to get the streets clear while Tony helped Bruce get out of the street, since Bruce didn't seam to be too eager to move. in the end, James Barnes, A.K.A Captain America had to pick him up and carry him to a more sheltered location with Bruce rubbing all over him like some sort of giant cat.
Thread: The Archer(Lady/moon)

Valentina raised her bow slightly in silent salute as the godling looked at her, before leaving herself. Quite content with the chaos shed caused even as she melted into the crowd that surrounded the battle, easily melting in as she shoved all that silvery blond hair under a hat, pulled on a looser t-shirt, silently watching them clean up. By the time they all got back to the tower, even tony was tired and cranky glaring at Steve as the decidedly well rested man waited for them for debrief. Later. I have mysteries to solve, and beautiful woman to find. And-Barton!Tony twisted to look at the archer, holding out a hand. Arrow. I know you have it. I want to see it. I didnt recognize it,and I wanna see if I can make it. Im awesome like that.I can make anything.Tony huffed making a annoyed sound. Come on, lets get him to bed. He can just sleep it off.Natasha said looking at james, before looking down at the man between them.
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Clint was sore, tired and he was pretty sure Loki had managed to do something to him because he felt itchy all over. he glared at Steve as well, damn the man who having that small happy little smile, glad that they where alright. Steve was the director of Shield now, and still one of the best agents in the world, though he could no longer work on the field. he was standing at the slight angle he always stood at now, hand on the black Cane that Tony had made just for the super soldier. Steve was very lucky to have kept his leg at all, but with the kneecap and shin shattered beyond repair even his Super Serum hadn't been able to heal the damage. Steve had a permanent limp now, bad rough that running, jumping and even swimming was impossible for him now. hell, some days just walking seamed an impossible task, even if he had a brace that was supposed to make such an activity less painful. no way Tony. get your own. Clint stated simply. or you can have it when i'm done with it. he decided, slipping up into the vents before Tony could come after him, Steve laughing, the sound bright and cheerful. asshole, being cheerful when they got their asses handed to them. by Loki of all people! ugh. at least Loki had stopped killing people and trying to take over the world. they just... didn't know what the hell he was doing actually. he settled into his 'nest'. he loved the name really, and it did look like one. it was all kinds of pillows, blankets, shirts and clothes and stuff that he's stolen from the others. he liked to be surrounded by the people he loved, because more often then not they didn't last very long. he settled in and pulled out the strange arrow, turning it around in his hands. such an odd metal. strange design. not of the earth. Aesir? toss him in my bed. he settles down better when there's someone to snuggle. Steve pointed out. i've been up all night doing all of your paperwork. he offered them all an annoyed scowl. so the world had better be ending if you bother me while i'm taking my old man nap. he ordered, letting James walk both him and Bruce down the hall to bed. everyone but Tony knew that Steve would be helping Bruce through his high by having long passionate sex. Bruce loved having long passionate sex with Steve. most of the Team and a good umber of Shield agents where regularly having sex with Steve. the only person who didn't know about it was Tony. and that was because Pepper had threatened castration on anyone who dared tell Tony. of course, Pepper was no longer dating Tony so Tony might actually find out now.
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Hey old man. How you doing today?Tony muttered glancing at the man, eyes flicking over the super soldier, as he always did. Even aware that hed helped as much as he could, the man was always working on a way to fix the knee, to try and work with it. Frowning a clint he scowled. But I want it!Tony whined looking at Steve. Make him give it to me.he grumbled, looking annoyed before huffing a little. ....Ill see you guys later. Have fun with your old man nap.Tony snickered watching james and steve head down the hall before heading for the lab. Later Jarvis spoke to clint, the AI for once, sounding oddly...bemused. Agent Barton?Sir has requested your presence in the lab.indeed, tony had reached out for clint and coulson, because he didnt want to wake up steve, it was saddening really, that he had no idea steve was busy having sex, instead of taking a nap, cause hed totally be interrupting that with his discovery, but for the moment, he was settling for the two shield agents.
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i'm doing well actualy. Bruce managed to come up with a new pain medication that works with the Serum so i'm actually a little stoned right now. Steve admitted with a chuckle. he had become very adept at modern living so hearing him say such things was rarely a surprise these days. thankfully, the pain was not an everyday thing. usually his leg only hurt when he used it too much or it was cold out.you can't have it, it's mine! Clint called. sorry Tony. but he did find it first. he said you could have it once he was done. Steve assured the man. Later Tony. he agreed, limping down the hall so he could sex up Bruce, and maybe James too. Clint looked up from where he had been examining the Arrow again. so far he had found nothing. nothing interesting at all about the arrow other than it's design and it's metal. he nodded to himself when Jarvis spoke and slid down the vent with practiced ease and dropped down into Ton's lab, setting the arrow down on the table before heading over to Tony. what's up poindexter? he asked, his head tilted a little.
Thread: The Archer(Lady/moon)

Good.Tony said smiling at the other, relaxing a little before sulking. fine.Ill wait.He grumbled annoyed at having to do it. Tony made a face at the other for the nickname but didnt protest as he smiled slightly. I found your girl. She works for Von Doom.Tony said pulling up the pictures of the fight before, the blond woman across from the fight, and the video that jarvis had found from von dooms visits to the UN, with his very blond bodyguard in tow. Theres no listing beyond her name, Valentina, but she shows up about a year ago in his company, and hasnt left his side since. Of course, she was with him today, which might explain why she freaked out when loki messed with him today.
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Clint lifted an eyebrow. so she works for Von Doom. that sucks. he admitted, staring at the picture. like, a lot. because he had wanted to seduce her. well, no saying he still couldn't it would just be a lot harder. Valentina. he muttered. no other background information? maybe she's one of those poor Hydra babies. everyone felt a little bad for the babies Hydra kidnapped and raised to be assassins. Natasha included. not all of them had as happy of a story as Natasha did either. it's weird though, she didn't go after us at all, just Loki. wouldn't she want to stop us from hurting him too? Clint wondered, frowning a little. so she just random as hell shows up and Doom just accepts she's going to be there. something doesn't smell right. he admitted, shaking his head. i couldn't' get anything off the arrow myself, it's all yours. lets see what you can dig up Bill Nye. he chirped, clapping Tony on the shoulder before heading back out of the workshop to find something chocolate before heading out int the city to see if he couldn't find any other clues. maybe where she had been standing? a piece of hair or some foot prints, anything would do, he just wanted a little bit more information.
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Yea.it does. She's to pretry for the megalomaniac. We're going to have to steal her away.tony said smirking.besides she's a archer. Even if it doesn't have alot more of information, there's gotta be a low number of people who has a talent like that.he said looking slightly worried at that.she might be a hydra baby, but it doesn't explain how she ended up in latervia with doom.tony sighed a little.I don't know. Maybe she was worried loki would kill him where we haven't killed anyone yet. But yea. You're right somethings not right.he said before grinning as he growled,don't call me that!he whined even as he took the arrow. Valentina herself was settled into the coffee shop across from the latervania embassy enjoying the city's best coffee and simply crowd watching, raising a eyebrow a little when she saw the avengers walking across from her out the window
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he nodded. she is pretty. i saw her first. i get dibs. Clint stated, flashing Tony a grin. she is an archer, and a really damn good one too for that matter. he admitted. i wanna know who trained her. he admitted before smiling a little. that's an easy enough answer. either Doom joined with Hydra, or Doom is being watched by Hydra. he pointed out. you might have a point. or she was annoyed that Loki turned him into a baby. he mused. Loki hasn't exactly been villain of the ear after all. he admitted. it's more like he just wants to humiliate us and give us headaches more than anything else. he admitted, shaking his head. if u can call me Legolas, then i can call you Bill Nye! he called back. Clint wasn't entirely sure this was going to work. honestly, he knew Doom was in there, the asshole. stupid American politicians who knew Doom was Doom and let him in the country anyway because 'it was his right as the leader of a country' bullshit. even Steve thought they where dumb as hell. so. what, we're just going to sit here until she comes out? he asked, looking at Natasha, raising an eyebrow. or are we sneaking inside?
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Tony pouted, sulking a little before nodding. Fine. Only because shes a archer. Id have nothing to talk to her about.the man said making a face before snickering. Im sure youll get a chance to ask her.He said before sighing.True.Good point.....and well, that might be it. No one enjoys their boss being a baby.tony said before nodding. True. He is a pain in the ass. And fine, if you must. Natasha sighed shrugging a little. I was going to give it a hour, and if she doesnt come out, then break in. Its foreign soil technically, itd be bad to be caught breaking in. Besides, she was with doom this morning, which means her shift should be ending soon. Hopefully shell have a apartment elsewhere.Natasha said sipping her coffee, smirking to herself as a tall woman walked out, and even if sunglasses were hiding blue grey eyes, the wide headband did little to hide silver blond hair, even if the hair damn near hide the bow going down her spine. Ye of little faith.
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Clint smirked a little she is an Archer. he agreed. that makes this destiny you know. mates for life and all that, ow she just needs a feathery name. maybe Dove, or Hummingbird or Eagle. he mused before snorting. if she's Hydra, i highly doubt that Doom is ever going to be anything but an annoyance to her, let alone a boss. he scoffed, shaking his head. i must. ....good plan. Clint agreed, shaking his head a little. how do you know she doesn't always follow him? we do, when we're on detail. he admitted before perking up at the sight of the archer, abandoning his disgusting thing that Natasha had ordered for him. it tasted like coffee. Clint hated coffee. he'd only drink it if the taste was drowned in creamer and sugar and preferably heavy amounts of chocolate, caramel or sweeter than life vanilla. this thing in front of him was none of those things. okay, okay, you win. i'll give you a kitty treat when we get home. Clint teased her. or maybe you'd like a nice man whom you can mate with and then rip his head off? he offered, sliding out into the street and flicking his own shades down, not that it hid his identity at all. he was more focused on the tech on the inside of the glasses. as much as Stark annoyed the hell out of him, Tony had the best toys.
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Because would you want to spend all day with doom if you could have a few hours to yourself?she pointed out looking amused. If you give me a treat I might beat on you.she said before rolling her eyes. Go. Stop being a pain in my ass.Natasha said rolling her eyes as she watched him go, following even further away, trusting him to take care of himself, but following close to stay backup if he needed it. Looking startled as they reached a apartment building. Wondering if it was a temporary place, or if this was actually her home. Smirking slightly as she settled across the street, settling in to watch Clint try to get inside the locked building after her.
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he paused and then. that is a very good point. he agreed. remind me to slip him a few dozen laxatives if we see him. he ordered before smiling innocently at her. but you love the kitty treats i get you. the chocolate ones you know? he teased her, slipping out before she could cause him bodily harm. he watched the woman slip into the apartment building, his head tilted before smirking a little. piece of cake. Clint stated, cracking his knuckles and then his neck before crawling in through a vent that shouldn't have possibly been possible for him to get into. from there it was easy enough to slip into a hallway and activate his glasses again. he had taken the liberty of spraying the ground in front of the Latveria building with an invisible ink that would stick to the bottoms of shoes and leave glowing footprints that Clint could follow once he activated his glasses. once they where activated, it was just a matter of following the trail once he found it. he was wary though, she was just as good, if not better than him. he had no doubt she knew he was there, he just had to make sure he found her, before she found him.
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I always have good points, you should listen to me more.Natasha said rolling her eyes a little at the innocent smile. Whatever. Go, Barton.She grumbled, though it amused her cause she did enjoy the treats, even if shed never admit to it. Valentina indeed had figured out that she was being followed. No matter how good he was, he was still recognizable as a avenger, even as low key as his publicity was given that he was usually higher then most of the public eyesight, she was used to finding things out of sight, of keeping a eye out. Settling onto her balcony to wait for him, she hand her bow in her hands and pointed at the floor, waiting for him to come in the door, before frowning slightly. Glancing up as she heard him. Her hearing was nearly as good as her eyes. ....Vents?Seriously?How do your shoulders fit in them?She asked from the door, but not stepping back into her apartment.
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there was a low chuckle when she spoke and with a twist he was out of the vents, grinning at her while he rolled his shoulders, each one giving off an almost shattering sound as he popped them back into place. grew up in a circus. he explained, taking a moment to stretch each arm. trained myself to be double jointed. he flashed her a grin and then settled next to her, looking about as harmful as a fluffy gerbil. so, hey. i wanted to thank you for saving our asses. against Loki i mean. well that and try to seduce you away from Victor Von Doom, because he's a grade A Asshole you know. he admitted, watching her. we have all kinds of better perks with the Avengers. like all the chocolate you can eat, awesome beds, and no sexual harassment. he pitched. not to mention all of Tony's super awesome toys.plus we have a whole ton of pretty people to look at instead of robots and Doom's ugly mug.
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Valetina shuddered at the sound of his shoulders popping, Thats nearly as bad as listening to Doom monologue.She said shifting away from him, even as she leaned back against the balcony railing, though she did lower the bow to the ground she did keep the arrow in her hands. Trusting him enough to not be armed with a bow-not that itd be overly helpful with him so close, but keeping a small weapon close at hand. Trusting, but not that trusting. Even if he did look like a over eager puppy. ...Lokis bored. He wouldnt have done more harm then he was currently doing. I wasnt saving anything.She said simply before smirking. I know he is.She said raising a eyebrow, as tempting him to tell her something she didnt know, before snorting. You live with both a newly single Tony Stark, and your commander who puts a new meaning in manwhore. Sexual harassment is expected.She pointed out, unwilling to be disturbed. Besides, I have some awesome toys of my own, and more then enough pretty people to watch besides Doom. though you're right, the metal mask sorta messes with my seeing Doom as a sexual personShe said sounding thoughtful, as if seriously considering sex with doom. Which left to wonder, was she serious, or just fucking with him?
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he snorted, actually looking faintly hurt. nothing i as bad as one of Doom's monologs. he scoffed before grinning at her, well aware that she was remaining armed, reaching down into his boot and grabbing his knife he flipped it so he was holding the blade, offering her the handle. here. might be a bit easier to use on my face than the arrow. he pointed out before looking at her as if she was insane. Bored. Bored!? he turned all of Manhattan into Cats! he protested. he turned the entire central park into chocolate! he turned all of Manhattan into an ice sheet! he... he.... holy fuck how did i not notice that!? he wondered, sounding stunned. he's freaking bored!? i am so telling Thor to go entertain his asshole of a brother, i'm sick of feeling with the point green drama queen! he complained. by the way, speaking of mean green, why is it that you scare the hell out of him? he wondered, studying her. i've never seen him vanish so fast, not even when the Hulk manages to catch hold of him. he admitted. okay, one? Tony doesn't hit on people, he's too heart broken, and two?.... yeah Steve is a whore but he's not that bad. he'll politely ask you if you want to go on a dinner and join his harem and if you say no then he never bothers you again. he pointed out. he's really good at sex though. Clint admitted with a chuckle. plus, Shield has a much better health plan than Doom does. he admitted. and it's a lot less of an annoyance. considering you can punch your boss in the face and he won't really care... in my defense, it wasn't me, and he deserved it. Clint lied, looking very much like a puppy that was about to do something naughty. have you seen his face under the mask? trust me the mask is an improvement. he assured her with a chuckle before recoiling from her, looking very horrified. oh, my god. no. just. no. that's not even funny. i'm going to have nightmares now because of you. gross. ew. if your going to make sex jokes about Doom i'm leaving. he warned her, eyes glittering with laughter.
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Hm, I said close. Not as bad.She said raising a eyebrow at the offer, before taking it, setting the arrow aside, Speaking of weapons, I want my arrow back.She said watching him as she pocketed the knife, keeping it in easy reach, but with the obvious intent of keeping ahold of it. Yes bored. And he likes cats. Less annoying then people.She said snickering. And you got to admit, that chocolate was awesome. It tasted good.She said before snorting. Cause youre just a sidekick. On a low shortage of brains to think about why gods do things.She said snidely, though the wicked laughter in her eyes said she was making fun of him, simply because she could. ....I propositioned him once. Females and sex scare him.She said loftily, not about to give the real answer. ....Hm. I never took you for the gay on in your group. I guess it sorta makes sense now though.She said thoughtfully, before snorting. ...Why am I not surprised youre the one who punched him?She shook her head in amusement, before wrinkling her nose a little. Not much better. Have you seen pictures of him from before? He was quite beautiful really.She mused before snickering at his reactions. Good. You should have nightmares about that, I do. And Im sure if you stick around long enough, Ill think of more sex jokes about doom.She promised.