Thread: down the r a b b i t hole [ detox and dudeguy ]

My name is Alice. And I have got to finish reading this book. Because her sister had long grown un - fond of reading books to her and Alice was at the age now where she could damn sure read a book by herself and understand every part of the English language and its grammar. However, with all that being said, it definitely did not mean she would take any interest in said book. Proper young women read books. There were so many things that proper young women supposedly did, that she was starting to quite frankly become fed up. Yet still, she remained as a proper little girl with proper values and twisted morals. Naughty little proper girl. Dinah. . This book. . It's. It's pure nonsense! Moby Dick. Listen to this Dinah, listen. This chapter is Loomings, alright? Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long ago precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on the shore . Dinah. How can people read this rubbish? Who gave a damn about a whale and a man named Ishmael? To some people, this was fabulous literature. Deep and meaningful, full of metaphors and life and death situations. Evidently, Alice was just going through that phase in her life when she just didn't want to be bothered with this, standing up on her heeled Mary Janes and letting out a sigh. She was the spitting image of a proper young girl. Or at least, what she was being spoon fed to believe was a proper young girl. Scrunching her nose softly, she held onto the book despite absolutely hating whatever concept it held, the female let out a soft sigh and closed it, pressing the book to her full chest and staring up to the sky. There was just nothing in this world that was entertaining anymore, and unfortunately, it was starting to get to the poor girl. Yes, lack of imagination around here was starting to get to her. Or maybe it was just because she hadn't seen anything new lately. Dinah. We should go away . The blonde was whispering to her cat, leaning down without her knees bent, her hand grazed over the green eyed cat, scratching softly behind her ears before the cat suddenly became alert. Dinah was often one to be alert to something but not run toward it like she used to, as Dinah was in fact pregnant with kittens, she surely wasn't into running about like she used to. No, she was more of a lounging cat these days, but as Alice leaned down further and looked between the length of her legs, she raised a brow at the pure white rabbit that twiddled its tail and flopped an ear. There was something about that rabbit however, squinting her eyes to watch it twitch in normal rabbit fashion, though was that a monocle it was wearing? Since when did rabbits wear monocles? In this world, that was simply unjust, and such a rabbit must be stopped and questioned, Alice standing to her upright position and turning quietly to look to see the rabbit had taken a few hops. Still within eye sight, the blonde haired girl carefully moved toward the rabbit, the animal hopping just a few more jumps before pulling out a watch and scurrying down a hole. Curious curious, Alice was. And such a curious situation she was in, now on her black and white striped thigh high covered legs, she leaned her head forward to peek into the hole, Oh rabbit. . Rabbit? Leaning forward a bit too much and falling in entirely, the feeling was odd, so odd she didn't scream but instead fell with a feeling of being light and feathery, with a question of if she were to land anywhere in specific, then it wouldn't hurt. No, the laws of gravity would not allow that. However, when she did land, she was not fond of how, or the position she was left in was simply odd. Laying on the floor with her legs up, the blue dressed female found her feet to be up in the air where her head should definitely be. I'm late! Goodness gracious I'm so late! The sound of heels clicking was heard as someone moved past her, the blue eyed girl getting a flash of pink underwear when someone stepped over her and bounded out the door faster than she could have the opportunity to open her mouth and speak. Flustered and starting to gain the movement in her system, the female struggled to stand up, dusting off her dress and tights before calmly fixing her hair, adjusting the ribbon that kept her bangs away from her eyes and fashionably left a small hump. Just as she finished, her eyes caught sight of a table of cookies. Oohh. Cookies. Looking between the two sets of cookies, her hand gently grasped a large flower cut cookie, taking a soft bite and chewing, smiling because it was delicious! Splendid even, however, just as the taste settled into her mouth, the female found her body beginning to stretch, and grow, her legs sprouting out and her heels sticking out of the house, her head poked out from the top and a soft, Ohh. Emerged from her lips. What in the world was going on? First she'd fell down a rabbit hole and wound up in a house. Rabbits didn't have houses so what in the world was- MY HOUSE! Came a shriek, that probably would have been louder if she was her normal size, her blue eyes peeking out the window and down at the frantic looking woman with rabbit ears and a- A monocle! Was this the rabbit she had followed down the hole who was now so frantically running around in the space her legs left of her yard. From her view, the Rabbit woman was not entirely sure what she was going to do, though her white blonde hair and soft facial features caused her to become curious. Frowning softly because you couldn't be too curious in her current predicament, Alice sighed softly, blowing trees and causing a light amount of wind. The rabbit was probably much cuter when she wasn't so small. . Or rather, if Alice wasn't so big. listu