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Thread: Adam's House Cat(doom29169 & Isabellalove)

Adam woke up with the firm pang of the alarm and saw a flash. He thought he saw a woman moving out of his room. This caused him to jump up in case he was being invaded. He found only Cleo, prancing about. He laughed out loud at himself for his paranoia. He bent down and stroked her head lovingly. He saw again that intelligence in her large green eyes. He sat in front of her and continued to pet her, talking to her. I'll bet your wondering what you've gotten yourself into here huh? Well...I'll tell you. My wife cheated on me. I know shocker, right? He said this with a kind of self depricating humor, Yea, she ran around on me for a while and then finally...well she left. I've been alone ever since. He kept petting her, running his hand down her back. She was such a pretty cat, white on black with large green eyes. He almost wished she were a woman. He hated being alone, hated being able only to talk to his cat. He was greatful for that, though. The intelligence he saw in her eyes made talking to her a bit more acceptable, at least in his own mind. I guess I am just not a people person. I am a little shy true, but I'm not bad looking. I should have a girlfriend by now, but I just dont know that I am ready for that. I suppose I should be. He sat back, looking out a window, continueing to stroke her fur. I am lonely but not so much now that you are here. My friend was right, having another living thing around really does seem to make things better. You wanna hear something, something you need to keep secret? I wish you were a woman. I wish it so hard I thought you were when I first woke up. Isn't that strange? I know there is more in there than just a cat brain. Maybe your a reincated person. He sighed and got up, telling her he enjoyed talking to her and went to get ready for work...
Thread: Adam's House Cat(doom29169 & Isabellalove)

isabellalove said Cleo paused for a moment watching Adam as he walked back into his bedroom thinking to herself, perhaps he will be open to what i am she shook her head then quickly running into his bedroom, then jumping on the bed. She watched Adam very intently, paying attention and taking note to almost everything he did. She was growing increasly attracted to Adam, she loved his build, those broad muscular shoulders, oh and those dark eyes of his,Cleo just loved those eyes. He turned around noticing her staring at him, she quickly turned away starting to clean her long beautiful black fur. Adam was right Cleo was quite the beautiful cat, those big green eyes really made it for her. Then it hit her..what if Adam wasnt attracted to her in her human form she thought to herself. After putting his black slacks on he sat down on the bed as he started to put his shoes on. She pranced on over almost throwing herself on her on him starting to pur as he ran his strong hand over her dainty soft body. Adam gently pushed her off as he stood up walking to the closet to search for shirt for work. She jumped off the bed walking into the kitchen for some water. She walked around for bit thinking to herself about when it would be a good time to reveal her true self to Adam. She jumped gracefully on the back of the couch waiting for Adam to finish getting ready for work..She wanted badly to feel his touch again before he left for the day.. Click to expand... Adam was a little taken back when Cleo hopped into his lap while he was dressing. Her soft almost musical purr and the was she looked at him with those too intelligent eyes turned whatever hesitancy he might have had around quickly. He stroked her soft fur, and would have continued but he did have to go to work. he gently pused her away adn watched her prance out. He grabbed a shirt and tie, putting them on as he went into the kitched. He got a power bar for his breakfast and was headed through the living room when he saw her layed out on the top of his couch. There was something about the way she lay there. If I didn't know better I would say you are trying to seduce me. He checked his watch and he had plenty of time, so he sat down and petted her some more. You know my friend really talked me into going to Lady Olivia's shop, but now I am glad I did. She was right, having something around in the house to love on is very nice. She purred and it seemed to make her whole body vibrate. He smild down at her as he continued to pet her. He flipped the TV on and found the Soaps channel. There you go girl, just the right amount of noise to keep you comapny while I am at work. Whoops, I have to go now. You be a good girl and we can pay each other attention when I get home. Just don't get any ideas from these god aweful soap operas. He smiled and walked out of the house. He spent his whole day wishing he were at home, something about Cleo was just hard to leave. When the day was over he hurried home, wondering if she had been mischevious or good. It didn't matter, he just looked forward to the soothing effect of getting to pet her.
Thread: Adam's House Cat(doom29169 & Isabellalove)

isabellalove said Cleo waits for while till she knows Adam is completely gone and with a quick swirl of light she changes into her human form she stretches big extending her lovely arms over her head and with a small pur she smiles,im so happy to be able to stretch like this she says to herself. She finds herself almost glued to the TV in amazment on how stupid these human shows can be..She changes the channel to something about cats.. she giggle to herself..Well isnt this fitting she says as she walks around the house again..stretching her long beautiful legs. She opens a window in Adams rooms letting the cool breeze and all those outside smells come through the house. She lays down on the couch getting comfortable for the long and quite boring day..While watching the show about cats she falls alseep.. She wakes up to a jingle in the lock of the door..and in a rushed panic she quickly transforms back into her feline form. she gracefully jumps off the couch and is waiting for Adam when he walks in..Then she realizes she forgot to close the window and change the channel back.. Click to expand... Adam came home and noticed the television was still on. At first he thought he had turn it off, but then remembered Cloe needed company. He flipped it off without even thinking of the channel. He dropped his keys and wallet beside the door and made his way up to the bedroom. He called for Cleo as he went, but she seemed to be hiding or something. Up in his room he did notice the open window. He never opened them, much less left them in such a state. He closed it and became suspicious. Someone else must be here. He got his Louisville slugger out of the corner and began to look though the house. He checked each door, each closet, but found nothing. Finally he sat back down on the couch and dropped the bat beside him. He huffed a sigh, wondering what was going on around here suddenly. He could be loosing his mind. That was possible...
Thread: Adam's House Cat(doom29169 & Isabellalove)

Cleo hid behind the door in the bathroom..She was angry with herself...how could i slip up like this she slowly walked out of the bathroom nervously her big green eyes searching the house for her Adam. She sits at his feet almost looking ashamed with her head down she sat still waiting for him to pet her. As he leaned down to pet her she jumped up sitting next to him waiting for him to invite her to his lap. He grabbed her gently setting her on his lap she started to pur softly, she looked up at him almost as if she wanted to talk to him..Cleo was staring intently at Adam, she wanted so bad to talk to him. She was starting to like Adam, maybe to much being what she is..Hell she didnt even know if he would be open to what she is.. She needed to make herself known to him, but wait was it to soon,Cleo thought to herself as Adam ran his fingers through her soft beautiful fur. She had a plan.. Cleo would do it at night so if things didnt go her way, she could make him think it was only a dream..it was a near perfect plan. She waited till Adam was getting for bed, She sat on the bed watching him change and admiring his well built body. He laid down she snuggled with him till he fell asleep..She jumped off the bed sitting down on the floor in front of him... Cleo took a breath and with a quick bright flurry of light she transfromed. She quitely ran to the bathroom to check herself. she ran little danity hands down her body and over her soft curves, her big green eyes almost glowing in the dark..She walked back over to him asleep in the bed..she bent over and whispered in his ear close enough to let her whiskers tickle him..Adam..wake up she said in very soft sensual tone..
Thread: Adam's House Cat(doom29169 & Isabellalove)

There was an aura about this event, an unrealness that made it dreamlike to Adam. Despite this, she felt very real firm, warm, and alive. She was responsive as well, taking his ques and running with them. Her hand on his dick felt warm and alluring as she pulled and groped at him. She began kissing his body, his shoulders, chest, and stomach. As she made her way down she opened her mouth and took him in, hungry for him appearantly. Her mouth was warm and wet, and her tongue danced on his prick. He groaned approvingly and enjoyed the attention she gave him. She started to quicken her pace, like she meant to make him cum, but stopped abuptly, causing him to hiss both his desire for her to continue and groan his displeasure at her stopping. She kissed her way back up him, reaching his lips again to passionately kiss him there. She also started rubbing herself along the length of his dick. It became obvious, quickly so, that she was teasing him. Two could play that game. He rolled her over, onto her back, and gave her a little of her own medicine. he kissed her neck and down her chest to her breasts. He payed them each slow and careful attention, licking and sucking at her nipples, watching her expressions and reactions. He carried on, down her stomach, but instead of treating her to oral sex immediatly as she him, he teased her. He moved further down, kissing her inner thighs, each in turn, to where they met her pelvis. He sucked her furred flesh into his mouth it was prickly but pleasant. He sucked her just to either side of her pussy lips, sucking them into his mouth and nibbling them. He teased her more by kissing up to her clit but not actually touching her there. He breathed onto her, blowing cool air onto her heated flesh, before he finally, slowly, licked her from the bottom up. He flicked his tongue against her clit several time and then clamped down on it, sucking it between his teeth as he slide his middle two fingers up into her hot wet love hole. He searched around with his fingers, finding by feel alonew her G spot and lightly scratching it while he continued to lick and suck her clit...
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

I've got a question about the 1992 movie with Luke Perry and Kristy Swanson. Was there a reason that Paul Reuben's character went into obnoxious death throes for 10 minutes of the film or was it just suppose to be another not-funny joke? Because at first, I thought maybe the stake Buffy stabbed him with wasn't affecting him and he was mocking her about it. Then he just goes still on the ground finally. huh videoyoutube
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

I could be wrong as it's been eons since I've seen that flick, but perhaps it was just his attempt at making the scene a bit humorous? He was known for his PeeWee-esque humor and all prior to this movie, so maybe that was why. Again, I'm just throwing that out there as a possibility. No idea if that's even remotely right. Though now I feel the need to re-watch it. Could be fun too. It'll bring back memories for sure. XD
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

Maybe I lack the right type of sense of humor, because I watched the film recently and I found the scene annoying and a bit awkward. Course, I've never been much of a Reuben fan anyways.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

I hear you there. It's been a long while since I've seen it, so I don't recall the set up and all that. I'd have to re-watch. But, Reubens was always a little off as we all know. So I wouldn't put it past him to try and place his stamp on something.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

it gave us the Right Buffy so I forgive it
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

PadanFain said I've got a question about the 1992 movie with Luke Perry and Kristy Swanson. Was there a reason that Paul Reuben's character went into obnoxious death throes for 10 minutes of the film or was it just suppose to be another not-funny joke? Because at first, I thought maybe the stake Buffy stabbed him with wasn't affecting him and he was mocking her about it. Then he just goes still on the ground finally. huh videoyoutube Click to expand... Definitely comedy that didn't appeal to you. The thing was written by Wheedon, but was given to another director, Fran Rubel Kuzui, who saw it as a straight comedy with horror stylings, instead of how Wheedon imagined it, which was horror with ongoing comic relief. I appreciate the comedy, from Kill him a lot! to the overdone death scene, but I recognize it's hit or miss, and I do prefer Wheedon's eventually-realized vision.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

This is actually funny.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

Nathanromml said This is actually funny. Click to expand... Yeah, I figured you would say something like that.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

wait what?
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

What are you confused about, red? I didn't understand the point of the scene in the movie and asked if it was just me missing something or if it was a humor I wasn't getting. Had my question answered.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

it's just.... the wooden stick is so thin..
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

reduction said it's just.... the wooden stick is so thin.. Click to expand... You just have to pierce the heart...apparently. I'm not a big vampire buff, so I assume that's the main focus on the function of a stake.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

In the Buffyverse conception of it, a pencil will do. Just wood, heart, piercing, and then dust. Er, dust in the TV series, at least. Movie left behind inconvenient bodies, if I recall properly.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

but... it's thiner than a pencil.. -looks down at the pencil and then at the guy next to me, before trying to stab him-
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

reduction said but... it's thiner than a pencil.. -looks down at the pencil and then at the guy next to me, before trying to stab him- Click to expand... I believe it was a wooden ruler, so it may be thinner in one dimension, but it's thicker in another. more like a wooden slat.
Thread: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the Movie

CHopsticks also worked in the extended Buffy Verse...
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

Aye, I am plugging this game. But considering this is one the highest praised games which very few played The Last Express being the biggest one in my opinion that no one played, I want to! Its up on GOG now! Oh, and I just wan to add, GOG's games are DRM free.
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

PatricioINTP said Aye, I am plugging this game. But considering this is one the highest praised games which very few played The Last Express being the biggest one in my opinion that no one played, I want to! Its up on GOG now! Oh, and I just wan to add, GOG's games are DRM free. Click to expand... Well, It is available on various torrent sites for a long time. What's the big deal?
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

Nathanromml said PatricioINTP said Aye, I am plugging this game. But considering this is one the highest praised games which very few played The Last Express being the biggest one in my opinion that no one played, I want to! Its up on GOG now! Oh, and I just wan to add, GOG's games are DRM free. Click to expand... Well, It is available on various torrent sites for a long time. What's the big deal? Click to expand... That I want to vote with my wallet, perhaps? One the reason pirates are so popular is because of those blasted DRMs and being able to buy a hard to get game, which I want to support, without ANY DRM is a good enough reason. While if a game that is good is pirated, then guess what? They won't make good games like that anymore! Add to this that GOG gives me the soundtrack, the novelization, and other things including the manual for a price that is cheaper than what Amazon is offering, then why ask what the big deal is. But if you want to torrent download a game and run the risk of it not working another good thing about GOG it updates all game to be compatible with the latest Windows OS!, or being stuck at 99 or not enough seeders, fine. I can't stop you.
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

You're so funny. If you hang around the right trackers, you NEVER run into ANY of those problems. However, if you don't do your leg work, you deserve all the shit that falls down on you. And all it takes is one person to leak the GoG version and poof, we get all that too. So thanks for spending that 10 for me.
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

This is a notice that Nathanromml and dramamine213 are on notice, and are advised to read over the rules on the front page again. Given the government is considering a DNS blacklist for sites that overly tolerate piracy , I'd rather nip this in the bud now rather than later. Have a nice day.
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

I do apologize and promise not to do such references again.
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

Torrents piracy. Sure, when you hear it, it most likely means some level of piracy might be involved, but not always. If you're that concerned, nuke the thread or the posts. I'll just be sure not to poke holes in people's clouds anymore, publicly.
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

dramamine213 said Torrents piracy. Sure, when you hear it, it most likely means some level of piracy might be involved, but not always. If you're that concerned, nuke the thread or the posts. I'll just be sure not to poke holes in people's clouds anymore, publicly. Click to expand... dramamine213 said You're so funny. If you hang around the right trackers, you NEVER run into ANY of those problems. However, if you don't do your leg work, you deserve all the shit that falls down on you. And all it takes is one person to leak the GoG version and poof, we get all that too. So thanks for spending that 10 for me. Click to expand... I didn't even reference torrents in my post. Being a dishonest little snot is not an endearing trait. See you in a week.
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

Raises hand slowly I played The Last Express. It was great. So! What can change the nature of a man?
Thread: Planescape Torment now available again!

MirrorCracked said Raises hand slowly I played The Last Express. It was great. So! What can change the nature of a man? Click to expand... You are the first person, other than me, who not only played but even KNOWS of that game! I saw only one copy in my lifetime. I got it for 5, and no one may touch my disks. A director has been tapped for a movie version, but I don't know much beyond that. I am not a fan of the director though. What did you thought of the credits, showing the map of Europe through the 20th century?
Thread: Useless Pokemon

What are, in your opinion, the most useless Pokemon - from ANY of the games? I was going to say something like a wild Metapod or Kakuna, but even they have a defensive move. Magikarp with splash does absolutely nothing. If it weren't for Gyarados, it'd be the most stupid ass Pokemon ever.
Thread: Useless Pokemon

PUPITAR. Or something like that. I guess Voltorb sp? because the only thing it does well is self-destruct but it still kills itself.
Thread: Useless Pokemon

I only ever got into Pokemon when I was a kid because some of them looked pretty bad ass. I didn't get caught up in the card or video games, though. Meowth was just ridiculous.
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According to my younger siblings who are obsessed Unown. Apparently it only learns one power the whole game O-o ANd it's...seldom if ever effective.
Thread: Useless Pokemon

I say Ditto, sure it can duplicate the opponent, but that takes an entire turn and if you opponent has a brain they are going to unleash their most powerful blow against you with their strike.
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Fuckin' Feebas. It's rediculous to evolve it, Milotic isn't even that good and it's just as horrible as Magikarp and less funny to look at.
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Seraph Nicholas said Click to expand... lol, nice. I like one guy's comment on that I think I kept watching for too long and almost forgot what the word splash meant.
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Basically its a toss up between Magikarp and Kakuna although the first form of Porygon is pretty lame imo.
Thread: Useless Pokemon

I don't like bellsprout. Pretty useless to me.
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Ditto is heaven for breeder's Pupitar becomes Tyranitar and its combo of rockdark makes it a beast unless you've got one of its weaknesses, Magikarp becomes Gyarados at lvl 18 cmon not that hard to wait, Unown was pretty fun if you just wanted to collect em, Meowth learned payday and evolved into persian, no pokemon is actually wholly useless when you look at the entirety of what they are plus what they evolve into. With TM's and HM's as well as proper breeding you could make pokemon that looked like they'd suck and then surprise the crap out of an opponent. You know what pokemon is teh boss though? Spiritomb.
Thread: Useless Pokemon

I can't speak for whether or not it's useless, but every thread about Pokemon deserves a picture of Probopass, the Pokemon that makes Jynx seem like not such a racist stereotype anymore by comparison.
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...wut
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Probopass, god of all mustachioed Pokemon.
Thread: Useless Pokemon

I always thought Rattata wasn't very useful when you first start training it. Once it gets hyper fang though...OH SHIT
Thread: Useless Pokemon

You're ape-shit crazy if you think anyone's gunna read all of that.
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buahahaha... my head hurts from after the second line - .-
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H a r r i e t said You're ape-shit crazy if you think anyone's gunna read all of that. Click to expand... Skim it, reading it is worth it if you take the time, but if you skim it and get the basic idea tldr Ash is in a coma
Thread: Useless Pokemon

I read it all. It was pretty enthralling really. And better than the general Psych 101 lectures most people post in threads like that. It is really neat. But on the idea of useless pokemon Sunkern it has stats that equal up to being worse than magikarp. Luvdisc It was introduced only to give out heart scales. Pretty much useless otherwise. Most starting bugs end up crap. Which sucks cause I like bug types. Actually several of the fish stylized water types suck. Finneon, luvdisc, arguably Qwilfish too. There seem to be several throw away pokemon that they give you early in the game. I really don't understand why, but eh.
Thread: Useless Pokemon

Phione. It's an excuse to breed Manaphy.