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RE What the fuck is a Danna? MExJuicyfresh Everything happened so fast. Basically to sum it up my day hasn't been going well. I get hired to be a driver for THE Kazuma Kiryu. That's right, the badass yakuza well... almost a GOD in the yakuza world. And a snappy dresser at that. Ya know before I dropped him off at the spot I was gonna ask where he got that suit. I'd look like a total badass in that. Well anyway we're driving down the lone trail and freaking David Hasselhoff starts playing... and then gunfire which I didn't hear. Then two E.Honda looking motherfuckers pin to the car. Oh man what do I do?! Now they were patting me down. Oh shit did I remember to keep my weed at home? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! When they ripped the note from my pocket. Oh yeah... I remember that thing. Wonder what it was... Hey jackasses I can understand Japanese ya know? I sigh hearing them call me a Skinny White Loser. Oh man I just wanted to be in my apartment now watching Panty and Stocking. But then they handed me a groom suit. I knew what it was after attending a previous wedding a couple months ago. Okay in my defense these guys were fucking scary as hell... and it's hard to scare me... kinda. I still have nightmares of that Lazy Town show my niece made me watch back home. Got off Track. I began to change and sighed. Oh man this is all kinds of fucked up. Though hey me getting married. That's fucking awesome! She'll cook me food! Make my bed! Bathe me! Maybe even play video games with me! This probably isn't such a bad day after all. Hmm... is there gonna be a reception. If there is I want them to play the greatest song in the world. Oh shit I'm rambling! I soon came out and I was lead into the wedding area where one hundred people were seated. As soon as I entered they all stared at me with... well they weren't happy to see me. Hey guys. I say nervously and walk down the aisle Hey, how you doin? Hey nice dress I like that. DID NOT HELP WHATSOEVER. I almost began to give up hope until I saw her... the geisha. I had a feeling she was the one I was supposed to marry in Kazuma's place. Holy shit she was gorgeous! Beautiful even. Dude... I'm so gonna make a facebook update about this. Okay uuuh Kazuma is dead but he requested that I take his place. I soon announced and took my seat Okay! Let's get this show boat a-rowin'! Oh god why do I say stupid shit when I'm nervous? Just something I'm trying out. I thought it would be fun to have first person for Jake and whenever I switch to side characters it'd be in Third Person As Jake walked into the room there were several glares from many of Kazuma's enemies from the Geisha's clan. On the Kiryu side sat Goro Majima, a well respected member of the clan and Kazuma's second hand man. Almost to the point of being a brother. As Goro watched Jake walk in he heard a colleague whispering We're dude... This idiot is gonna get us killed. Goro sighed softly replying Well maybe or maybe not. Perhaps with a bit of polishing he could be a good replacement for Kazuma. You fucking kidding me? What white sonuva bitch? For the love of christ Hasebe learn to be a bit positive. Goro. Kazuma Kiryu is dead... and he left this idiot in his place? We're gonna be the laughing stocks of the Yakuza. The colleague looked over at the Geisha Wonder what she's thinking about all this.