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Thread: The new Neighbors-Princessgumdrop/moon

Akira blinked, almost shocked by the brothers' reaction. You...don't....know? he asked, looking confused. He almost busted out laughing, he couldn't believe it, they honestly didn't know. It's haunted. Your house. he said and chuckled, I guess some of them were right, you are pretty weird. How do you not know that the house you bought is haunted? he shook his head. No one comes near it. Even I cross the street before passing in front of it. he said, biting his lip. I know I'm going to get questions by the rest of the neighborhood...I'm kind of doing something un-heard of right now. he said and glanced at the house as if he was expecting it to open up and eat them all at any moment. There are a lot of rumors about you guys. Akira glanced over his shoulder and winced, seeing his neighbors starting to stare through the windows. Oh boy...um... he glanced at the shrubs, I-I don't know about that. he said, almost agreeing with every kid that screamed no. He eyed the shrubs again It does look like you need help though. he looked back to the guys. It's kind of obvious you don't do this very often. he sighed, blast his good nature. Yeah alright. he said, I'll help...do you want it now, I have the day off of work tomorrow, so I can help all day tomorrow. he explained. He could do the shrubs, that's not too bad, at least he didn't have to go into the actual house, just roam about the outside.
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the brothers blinked at him, their heads cocked to the side, Faylin still holding his half empty glass of lemonade. haunted? well of course it's haunted. what's the fun of renovating if you don't have to battle with annoyed spirits once and a while? in any case the ghosts can't hurt you, their a bit frightening if you don't know what your doing but they're easy enough to ignore. Faylin stated with a wave of his hand. and how do you know it's not everyone else who is weird, and we're the ones who are normal? he asked with a sly little smirk, clearly making a joke. honestly though, nothing in this old house will hurt anyone. Dresen admitted with a small chuckle. honestly, i'm a little surprised that even fully grown adults are caught up in the haunted thing. but i suppose it has been abandoned since the first owners. he mused. anyone would be afraid if even your parents where wary of it. he mused before they both grinned. yes we heard. my personal favorite is that we're soul sucking demons, here to take over the world. Dresen admitted with a snicker. Faylin laughed. i like the one where we're Incubi, here to steal the virginity of everyone we come across. they both chuckled at his reluctance. you don't have to help. it's pretty obvious your as nervous about this house as everyone else is. Dresen admitted as he handed his empty glass to Akira. you must be a pretty brave fellow to be over here despite growing up knowing this place is stuffed full of ghosts. he admitted with a nod. if we have to, we'll hire a landscaper from out of town. they'll do all the boring crap instead. your just lazy... i'm actually starting to enjoy myself. that's because your insane. who ENJOYS this crap? your the one who wanted to do it yourself. oh don't start that again! they squabbled, like all normal brothers did. anyway, come over anytime you want to test your bravery, maybe you'll even make it inside one day. Dresen teased with a wink before he went off to continue the pruning, Faylin snickering again as he drained the last of his lemonade. thanks for the Lemonade Akira! it was great talking to you, but we need to get back to work. we want to get as far as we can before the sun goes down. can't do yard work in the dark after all, and most of the outside lights are still busted up. he admitted with a sigh. going to have to get an electrician in here once we're done gutting the house... he grumbled as he looked up at the windows. oh! look Akira! he pointed up at the attick window where the sheets where fluttering. we're being watched! FAYLIN! Fay winced. Don't scare the locals! you know that's just Timtim! Dresen scowled. Timtim is our cat. he loves to play in the curtains. oh! Pizza's here! Dresen cried in delight as a Pizza delivery man appeared, a local too because he set the Pizza's on the curb and yelled that it was no charge so long as they didn't eat him, and sped away. Faylin outright laughed at that. really, it was pathetic. Dresen was pinching the bridge of his nose and he sighed. ...pain in the ass... this house is a pain in the ass... i never should have agreed to this... your the one who. shut up Faylin!
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Akira blinked and glanced at the house, stepping back a bit when Faylin said that the house was actually haunted. We grew up like that. No one knows how long it's been haunted. Even the elderly avoid this place, they don't even remember, but they know that their parents were scared. he explained. Akira laughed at the rumors that they liked Yeah, well, you have to admit with us being so scared, you are at least insane for moving in. he glanced at the house. He had to admit, when the two men said it like that, it was the neighbors that sounded crazy. Perhaps you aren't that crazy. he smiled, and took the empty glass. I do. he spoke up after a little while I like gardening. he said and pointed towards his yard. It's an enjoyable past time to me. he glanced up at the window and shivered. It was freaky for him, but he had come this far right, and it did look like they needed the help. The pizza guy refusing to come any closer only reinforced how much help they needed. Oh...oh wow... he said and glanced over to his house, I guess it's really different when you're on the inside. he fidgeted and glanced at their house. So, um, I'll see you tomorrow. Oh...and if you happen to start getting food at the curb showing up...they aren't welcome gifts, they're offerings. he said and winced They'll be tasty, that's for sure. But, you might want to be careful how you accept them. he shrugged. I'll see you tomorrow. he repeated and turned away, taking one last look at the brothers and then the house before going into his home.
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they nodded a little. well, from what the real estate agent said, this place was abandoned before there was even a real town here. Faylin admitted calmly. so there would be rumors about it, i just wasn't expecting everyone to be so afraid of a silly house. he admitted with a small chuckle. oh, we're definitely crazy. Faylin admitted, making a face. deciding to take on this task! ugh. definitely crazy. he grumbled a little as he looked at the decrepit old house. they glanced over at his yard, which was nice and even and perfect. they both laughed a little as they nodded. it really is different once you actually go inside the house. Dresen admitted with a small smile as he picked up the pizza boxes and opened it. you want a slice? he asked, offering Akira the three cheese vegetarian pizza. Faylin had picked up the other and inside was Canadian bacon with sausage. they both held the boxes open to Akira, offering him some. the Large pizza's where still nice and warm. we'll have to drive down and pay for these since the guy raced off like that. they stared at him for a long moment and then they started to snicker again. offerings? really? oh my god... it's like we've stepped into the Twilight zone.. Dresen complained, laughing a little as he shook his head. ah well... free food is free food. maybe we'll start making food and leaving it on their curbs too. he mused, Faylin laughing. they'd never eat it. they'll think it's cursed, or poisoned or something. people will start to calm down after we've been here a few weeks... or a few months. one or the other. they waved him good by, offered him some more pizza, thanked him for the Lemonade and then sat right there in the grass and ate their own dinner. in the morning they where right back to work again, as soon as the sun came up they where working again, trimming hedges and clearing away the grass clippings and tearing down the siding. at some point during the night, the new siding had been brought in, a beautiful redwood color that would make the house look natural, as well as warm and cheerful. of course Faylin was cursing up a storm by the time Akira had shown up, because he's smacked his thumb with the hammer trying to put up the new siding. Dresen was laughing at his brothers misfortune and ignoring his own. he looked like he'd fallen face first into the massive pile of grass in the corner, because he had it everywhere. at least they where wearing shirts today. and there where indeed plates of food on the curb, but the brothers seamed to be ignoring it.
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Akira shook his head and declined the pizza before he had headed into the home. He had watched the home even after he met the men, he had to admit, they seemed nice enough, not as creepy as he thought they would be after talking to neighbors. The fact that the brothers seemed nice enough helped him a bit in not watching their house nearly as much. He still looked over at night, worried about them and the house. Even if they came out and did work, he still had that inner-fear that something was off about them and the house. Stupid neighbors...got you thinking that strangers are creepy. he mumbled to himself and then went to sleep. The next day after he had finished work, and dealt with his neighbors that had seen him over at the brothers house, he headed over to that very same house, smiling at the two brothers. Hey. he called, still hesitating at the curb, looking down at the food and then back towards the house. He bit his lip and moved forward, the house still scared him, but he really did want to help the guys. The outside is looking like it's coming together better. he said, nodding to the siding. He glanced towards the hedges and towards the tools that Dresen had out there. Are...are you okay? he asked, looking up to Faylin. Before motioning for him to come down before running off to his house and grabbing an ice pack. When he came back he held it out to Faylin and took the cloth that he fad and threw it at Dresen, I take it neither of you have done much house work at all? he asked, glancing at the lawn again and sighing. This was going to take some work.
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the two brothers grinned as they watched him come up tot he house an hesitate. it was kind of funny watching the people twitch around a harmless old house. we looked it up on the internet, how to do stuff in a more manageable level. Dresen admitted. thank all the gods for the Internet. we'd be so screwed right now without it. he admitted with a laugh as Faylin stuck his throbbing thumb into his mouth. they both blinked as he raced off and Faylin sighed in relief as he settled the ice on his thumb. no, i mean we do some of the things. like, i know how to run a lawnmower, and we can do laundry and wash dishes but.... no... no we've enver done anything like this. we wanted to have a new experiance and this was it. Dresen admitted as he wiped the grass off of him. we wanted to build our own house but when we saw this place, we just had to have it! all the history that's in here... we haven't decided what we're going to do with it once we finish. might turn it into a hotel or something... or live in it, who knows? it's a bit big for just two people, but it's in a very nice location. Faylin nodded at that. We could set up shop here instead of in that stinky city. he pointed out. this would make a great headquarters! he admitted, examining the house as Dresen paused. i never thought of that! good idea Fay. he muttered examining the house under a new light. still, it would probobly make more money as a Hotel. you know how people love staying in haunted hotels. oh please, this place isn't the least bit haunted. now that house down in Oxford? THAT was haunted. beautiful house but there's no WAY i was stepping in there. Faylin admitted as he set the ice down now that his thumb didn't hurt anymore and picked the hammer back up and tried again. HA! and succeeded. you don't have to help if you don't want to Akira. Dresen stated suddenly, his head tilted at the other as he heard the sigh. we'd appreciate it of course, but i'm sure your a busy fellow. he admitted, blinking as Faylin started to curse. he'd caught his knuckle this time. ...Fay? maybe we'd better trade. maybe your right... i almost broke myself that time. Faylin admitted, shaking his hand out as Dresen snickered. Dresen took the hammer and nails away from his brother and sent him to work on the hedges. luckily Dresen seamed to have handled a Hammer and nails before, because he didn't smack himself.
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Akira looked very confused by what they were talking about but nodded anyway. It wasn't until Dresen addressed him that he spoke up No, really. It's okay. I don't mind it at all, well...not really...on the helping level. he explained and gave an awkward laugh. I'm not that busy, perhaps..um...I could make you two a home cooked meal, he said, glancing over to the food on the curb, One not covered in ants. he said and picked up some clippers and started working on the hedges. it's all I really do anyway, cook and take care of my house. he laughed I work for a local bakery, you should come, the boss is pretty relaxed. Is in favor that you are pod-people, but he figures that makes you pretty cool. he shrugged. What do you guys work for anyway? he asked, You mentioned a headquarters... He moved down the hedges, having an eye for detail, when he got hot and sweaty enough he moved and pulled off his shirt, blushing just a tad bit. His body was not like the brothers, it was more slender and looked like the only workout he got was when he was working his yard. His skin was pale, like even if he was in the sun, he would never tan, maybe burn, but not tan. His hair stuck to his body, until he finally pulled a hair tie from his pocket and put his hair up. He pretty much got lost in his work, only looking up every now and then, checking to see where the brothers were. Occasionally he looked up to the house, before quickly looking back to his work. So...um, are you planning on making a garden? he asked, remembering that he had seen an area cleared for what he thought was a garden, it could have been anything he was sure You have any experience? he asked, and continued on with the hedges.
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they smiled at him and nodded before they paused. you cook? they asked, looking delighted. Great! you can tell us how to make the stove work! Faylin squealed happily before pausing. Bakery!? he demanded his eyes shining and Dresen snickered. now you've done it. Faylin has a massive sweet tooth. he'll go in and clean out your store if you don't watch him. he warned with a grin. pod people? really? that's even worse than us being the reanimated dead, possessed by spirits of the underworld. Faylin laughed at that and they both grinned at him. we own businesses. Dresen explained as he tapped another nail into place. we're investors mostly, but it leads to a lot of paperwork that we have to keep up with. he admitted. our secretaries are actually handling all of that, while our financial adviser goes through the accounts to make sure the numbers are right and no ones stealing from us. so this is kind of like a vacation where we don't have to worry about numbers and shit. Some vacation. Faylin complained as he examined his bruised hand and the blisters forming on his palm. still, i have to admit... this is kind of relaxing and fun. he admitted patting the lines if the bush that Akira had made utterly perfect. oh yes! actually we're planning on making three separate types of Gardens. he admitted with a grin. One for Herbs, one for Vegetables, and one for Fruits. he admitted. of course, we plan on planting tons of flowers too, we just haven't decided what kind or where yet. he admitted. certainly we need flowers along the edges of the house so that it looks friendlier. and maybe along the sidewalks too. something fresh and nice. we want to put in a large Japanese Koi pond too, right in the front yard there... but i'm not sure we can do that on our own. Dresen admitted as he tapped another nail into place. We do have experience gardening. Faylin and i have a lot of allergies to certain things that people put on their fresh produce. like insecticides and other such things, so we always have to grow our own or buy organic. Dresen admitted with a shake of his head. Faylin ended up in the hospital once when he tasted a grape at the supermarket. Faylin grimaced at the memory. i was sick for weeks... and the worst part about it was, that i knew better. but i'd never had a grape before. you can't buy them organic. i never did have much self control. indeed. we usually raise our own meat too, but the stuff in meat doesn't affect us as much as the stuff on the vegetables and fruits. Dresen admitted with a shrug. we're mostly vegetarian anyway, so we don't mind the lack of meat so much.
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Akira chuckled at their excitement. That's alright, my boss will just love that. As long as you pay of course. he said, It would be nice to have the place pick up a bit... he shrugged and listened to what they did for work. He nodded, that sounds....interesting? he tried, he wasn't really sure at all what exactly they did, but they seemed like they were having fun with it. He looked at Faylin patting the bushes that he did and chuckled a bit I've always found it nice. he explained and moved over to a dirt bed, working the dirt a bit, Do you have any water...you aren't going to get anything to grow in this with it being this dry. he said, I'd get some mulch too, and fertilizer, it would help. he whispered. He couldn't help it he loved to garden and work with his hands. He nodded I'm sorry to hear that, he said, I probably shouldn't have you over yet then. I only buy some organic stuff, most of it isn't. he said and smiled, I can make you a dinner some other time. he shrugged. You've...never had a grape before? Like, even when you were little? he asked, looking a little confused, he had never heard of someone that had never had a grape before, even if it was only once. You...raise your own meat... he said and glanced across the street, I'd be careful about that here. he chuckled, The rumor of your being demons or vampires will stick. he said and chuckled, that or the one about you two being psychopaths...bent on killing this entire town. he rolled his eyes, clearly not thinking that one was true. He thought they were just odd at this point. They're already starting to think that you are hypnotizing me or blackmailing me or something like that. I had one customer today, who thinks I'm a pod person now too, and that you took me during the night. he chuckled.
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Akira chuckled Then bring over some tomatoes...and garlic..and um...well spices in general if you have them. he said, thinking about it You aren't allergic to anything in noodles are you? he asked, I'll make a vegetarian lasagna. So if you are allergic to anything in cheese...I suggest bringing that too. He watched the two men squabble over who broke what and shook his head Okay...so neither of you can use appliances. Geez, how did you cook? he asked, If you aren't using electrical appliances Akira found these two to be very strange, more and more he started to become curious about where they lived or were born or what was going on. Chickens... he started, Oh dear. he mumbled, Well, again, I would just be careful. I assume killing chickens is no easy matter, then again I've never killed anything before. he explained. He had to agree though that fresh did always taste better than store bought, he tried his best to get things fresh, but it was hard when you didn't have a garden in the back of your place. He chuckled Well, I suppose you are bribing me. he shrugged Not a huge deal though, you two are pretty fun to hang out with. he explained. When they asked what a pod person was he blinked Like....from the movie...I... he shook his head They're fiction characters from a movie, aliens from another world that took humans and put them into pods, like...leaf like pods, to take home to their plant. You know..Pod people. he said and looked at the two men funny, You two sure don't know a lot about normal things, where are you from again? he asked, looking a little confused and curious about the two brothers.
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they nodded. Lasagna sounds great! Faylin chirped in delight. and they do't put poison in cheese so it's fine. he promised with a small chuckle. and noodles are fine too, the flour they use to make it is always well cleaned of insecticides and other chemicals before they grind it, and then they pasteurize it, which cleans off anything that's left. he admitted with a small shrug. we lived in a really old house actually. while we where based in the city, we had a very nice cabin in the woods where we grew up. we had a fire stove. food always tastes better cooked over a natural flame... made baking a bitch though. fire too hot or too cold and it ruins the whole thing... mother was paranoid, she didn't like electronics in the house, so we didn't have them. Faylin admitted with a shrug. which is probobly why we're so... weird, i suppose... we're weird? huh. i thought it was everyone else. the brothers laughed at that before they blinked at the other. it's not so hard to kill a chicken. just whack the head off and hold it down. they fight for about ten minutes after they die, nerves and whatnot. he really didn't need to know that. they grinned at him. in any case, we're not really bribing you, we're just... exchanging goods. Dresen decided. we give you food, and you help us... it's.. er, a good trade? he mused at that. well no it's not really... well i did promise you fifty an hour. he teased Akira with a grin. they looked delighted that they where 'fun'. ah, TV. we don't watch much of that. we do watch America's Funniest Video's... and a few of the crime scene shows. they admitted. we watched Battleship the other day! it was amazing! Faylin admitted, his eyes bright with delight. we're usually too busy to watch TV though. he admitted with a small chuckle. we're originally from Ireland... old Ireland. Dresen explained. so TV there was rare as it was. and with mother as paranoid... we just didn't grow up addicted to these things like American children. i prefer to read. Dresen admitted calmly. and Faylin likes to carve things, in the little bit of free time that we have anyway.
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Akira nodded Then Lasagna it is. he smiled. As the other explained their weirdness he just nodded and listened. He supposed that made sense. He couldn't really find an argument for it all. However, when they explained how to kill a chicken he winced and fidgeted, O-Oh. he said, looking back at what he was working on. He worked through it until one of them reminded him that they were supposed to be paying him Oh. No, it's alright really, the food is enough. he smiled I don't need money from you guys. he said as he went back to work around the bushes and grass. Man, I can't imagine growing up with out tv. he said, I can't say I'm addicted to it, but it's something that was a large part of people's lives. It's a huge part of the American culture. he shrugged. Old...Ireland? he looked a little confused Sorry, I'm not very familiar with anything outside of this town. Where is old Ireland? he asked, I'm assuming Ireland. he chuckled and moved, sitting back a bit and taking a rest for a little bit. What was it like living there? he asked, curious about his new neighbors. I've always dreamed up getting out of this town and traveling a little bit, but it just comes to the point where I don't have enough money or time. he explained before waving that thought away. Have you been anywhere else? he asked, like another country other than Ireland and America? he asked, tilting his head.