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Thread: The Ultimate Choice [Cheshire Smirk x TakodaVega]

Tatjana's feline ears perked. The sound of water getting her attention from her pre-dawn reverie as she made her way back into her room, shutting the balcony doors behind her. Feline tail coiling slightly over her hip she listened more intently to find the source of the sound. The servants wouldn't be up just yet so where was it? She soon found her source as she got closer to Vallios' door, slowly opening it, as she peeked her head in. At first she had her ears flicked backwards, afraid that she might walk in on something far more intimate, however her curiosity - seeing nothing in the room, brought her to open the door further, a strap from her nightgown sliding over one shoulder as her eyes went wide as she saw the seen of the shower. It was only a few more steps to it as it was to begin with. For the moment her silver hues were wide, a blush staining her cheeks. She hadn't seen a sight before outside of her books. It had the fur of her tail standing slightly on end, and not out of fear either. She wasn't afraid of Vallios, more that she didn't understand him. At the same time she wondered why she was irresistibly attracted to him. It was like she couldn't find a male, but there was none that was like Vallios. Not to her nose, for one and certainly not one to her sense of curiosity.
Thread: This student deserved the A+

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with ! colleagu es, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well Bonus Question Is Hell exothermic gives off heat or endothermic absorbs heat? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
Thread: This student deserved the A+

She's sleeping with the teacher, most likely she already has at least an A.
Thread: This student deserved the A+

No she's fucking the student that turned in that paper.
Thread: This student deserved the A+

AS OLD AS THE INTERNET
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Trygon said AS OLD AS THE INTERNET Click to expand...
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Not really, that thing is old enough that only someone entirely new to the internet should have not read it before. It's old hat.
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So sue me. I got it in an E-mail a while back from my dad. Jesus fuck, laugh it's a joke.
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Kingschoolyou said So sue me. I got it in an E-mail a while back from my dad. Jesus fuck, laugh it's a joke. Click to expand... AN OLD JOKE.
Thread: This student deserved the A+

Now, if the laugh energy produced by the joke as rated in miliyucks is plotted on axis X, and the number of repetitions of the joke the recipient has been exposed to interpolated by the period of time between exposures is plotted on axis Y, we see a clear rendition of the law of diminishing returns. What's really interesting is when the X-plot dips below zero, entering a theoretical space we call anti-humor. And when humor and anti-humor interact, the results are unpredictable see the analysis of the Dane Cook Paradox.
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Mr Master said Now, if the laugh energy produced by the joke as rated in miliyucks is plotted on axis X, and the number of repetitions of the joke the recipient has been exposed to interpolated by the period of time between exposures is plotted on axis Y, we see a clear rendition of the law of diminishing returns. What's really interesting is when the X-plot dips below zero, entering a theoretical space we call anti-humor. And when humor and anti-humor interact, the results are unpredictable see the analysis of the Dane Cook Paradox. Click to expand... A quality example of the famed but rare 'Original Joke', which is not subjected to any diminishing returns at all, and is generally considered to be of superior quality.
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And here I thought people of discriminating wit were bashing on Dane Cook, like, all the damn time.
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Mr Master said And here I thought people of discriminating wit were bashing on Dane Cook, like, all the damn time. Click to expand... By 'original joke', I meant yours. Dane cook recycles his shit.
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Trygon said Mr Master said And here I thought people of discriminating wit were bashing on Dane Cook, like, all the damn time. Click to expand... By 'original joke', I meant yours. Dane cook recycles his shit. Click to expand... -D Yes, I'm being self-deprecating in the face of compliments by pointing out that my closing Dane Cook reference was merely more Dane Cook bashing. Trying to play off my humor as just more of what folks just naturally do. But since you called me on it, by all means, I'm, like, the Man. I rock! does a goofy victory dance
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I declare this post has win.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Just as the weather report predicted it was going to be a white Christmas, but how an understatement it was. The snow outside has reached well over two feet in a location where the annual snow fall is usually nonexistent. Inside servant quarts of one of the most wealthiest residents in the area, there was a young slave girl with fox like ears struggling to stay a sleep as she laid hunched under a brown blanket. The fox girl appeared to have short red hair that blend well with her red fur ears. However as water began to drip from a new location straight onto her ear the fox girl slowly awoke. As the servant girl sat up she slowly scratched underneath her shock collar. The fox girl then slowly crawled on the floor while using the brown moldy blanket in an attempt to shield herself from the cold as she made her way towards a small drawer. Inside was a one of the drawer was the costume the mistress has gave her to worn especially for today. It was a red Santa outfit without a beard and a mini skirt instead of pants. After the fox girl finished dressing herself she stood up to reveal she was five foot two inches tall and approximately 110 pounds. The young fox girl slowly made her way towards the den to light tree before the mistress would awake to avoid her wrath. However as she walked one could tell she was in a gloomy mood as her bright red bushy tail with a white tip seem to hang between her legs as she slowly shuffled towards the den.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja wasn't really sure why her pet had not slept with her that night. She always loved to have her pet right there to fuck whenever she wanted. She yawned slightly as she rolled onto her back and noticed that there was a tent in her pajama pants. She shook her head, wishing that her pet was right here with her so she didn't have to wait. She sighed softly, but stayed in bed, rubbing herself. She knew that the fox would be here soon. Her hair was long and blond, her eyes were a stunning green color. She hard large breasts with hard pink nipples. Her cock was about seven inches long, throbbing for her pet's puss. She wondered where she was...she was going to make sure that the fox slept with her from now on. It was cold and she didn't want to pay for a doctor's visit.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Miyuki as her mistress called her has just finished turning on the tree as attempt to put a smile on face. I wonder if the Mistress is... Miyuki said to herself as turned around but paused as she felt her tail knocked over vase. Almost immediately her face turn of one to horror as she bent down in attempt to catch the vase. But to no avail the vase managed to slip right through her fingers shattering to over a dozen pieces. I'm so dead Miyuki thought as she quickly tried to gathered the remnants of the vase with a look of dread as she never broke anything before and doesn't know how Jorja would react.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja heard the breaking of the vase and had to sigh a little bit as she walked out of her bedroom and into the living room. In my room. On the bed. Hands and Knees. Now, she said, her arms cross under her breasts, frowning at the girl. This is why you are supposed to sleep with me. Get going. I hope you are either wearing crotchless panties or none at all. If you are. I want them off.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Miyuki gulped as she wrapped her tail around her body and the fear in her eyes grew. Miyuki then slowly walked towards the mistress' room but if she gives her a certain look she would dash towards the room. After reaching the room Miyuki then quickly removed her the plain pink panty she was wearing placing it on the floor beside the bed. Miyuki then slowly climbed onto the bed on all fours like her mistress asked.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja shook her head a little bit as she got behind her pet. She gripped her hips tight. You sleep with me for now on, she whispered as she slammed her thick dick deep into her slaves tight little pussy and began to pound into her. She didn't bother with starting out slow like she normally did. She started to really fuck her little bit hard and deep as punishment. Hre nails dug into her hips as she held onto her, slamming deep inside of her.
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Miyuki immediately bit her lip as she was not expecting what her Mistress did. Miyuki tried to hold back her screams as the mixture of pain and pleasure spread throughout her body. I'm.. sorry Mistress... I'm sorry... Miyuki yelled out in a tone that hints at the mixture of joy and pain she was experiencing while pausing to catch her breath.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

She spanked her pet as she fucked her. Then she grabbed onto her tail and used it to help her fuck her tight little pussy. Where are you sleeping from now on? she whispered, pounding into her breath. She wanted to make sure that her pet knew why she was getting fucked so hard and so rough. Tell me.. she said lowly.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

The sharp stinging pain could be felt throughout her body with each slap, but instead of flinching she seemed to enjoy it. When Miyuki's mistress asked where she was going to sleep for now on she attempted to speak out but bit her lip to prevent herself from moaning. Yours... I promise to sleep... in your room Miyuki yelled in her previous tone.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Good, Jorja whispered softly, nodding her head at her as she continued to fuck her pet, harder and harder. Then, after a few more hard thrusts, she came hard, filling Miyuki up with her cum. She panted, pulling out slowly and sat back, licking her lips as she gave her pet once last spanking.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Miyuki continued to bite her lip as her mistress continued to pound her. However the Mistress finished she slowly lowered her front half down as she catch her breath. However instinctively she reaches over with her left hand rubbed her clit. When Miyuki found the unique feeling of cum inside her with her fingers she quickly removed her hand. Miyuki then curiously tasted her fingers letting out a Mmmm sound as she tasted the cum.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja smirked when she watched her pet cum. She panted lightly, reaching down to run her fingers over her pussy slowly to get some of her wetness. She licked her fingers with a small smile. Mmm... she murmured, moving to lay down next to her pet. She pulled her close to her and nuzzled against her a bit. I am sure you can make me cum again if you want to taste it, she whispered, glancing down at her dick.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

As Miyuki's Mistress pulled up beside her she immediately froze in place. She didn't know what to say or do and was afraid what her Mistress would do if she answered wrong. Mistress... please forgive me. I don't want to do anything else Miyuki said with hint of fearfulness in her tone.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Hmmm... Jorja whispered as she ran her hand through her hair slowly. You fear me, she said softly and shook her head a little bit and let out a breath. And here I thought I was being a very good mistress, giving you food and a roof over your head. Warmth...and you chose to sleep out in that old room, she shook her head again. I don't understand.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

With the continue look of fear in her eyes Miyuiki remained there looking at her mistress unable to speak. After a short pause Miyuiki nodded her head as no words were able to come out of her mouth. Meanwhile she used her tail in a vain attempt to cover herself up as if Jorja wouldn't notice.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja glanced over at her pet and then spread her legs. She moved her tail out of the way and leaned down to lick up her slit slowly. Then she teased her clit with her tongue for a bit before sliding two fingers into her pussy. She wanted to taste her cum.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Miyuki continued to have the same fear look in her eyes as before. In fact as her legs were spread the fear within grew and became almost palpable with goose bumps growing throughout her skin. With her mistress drawing ever so closer Miyuki's hair began to stand on end, but still remain motionless as if unable to respond. As Miyuki felt the tongue tease a slight shiver slightly could be felt, but it seemed to be more of a reflex reaction. However as Jorja slid two fingers into Miyuki slit she breathed in heavily.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja fingered her for a couple moments while her tongue lapped and teased her clit. She started to get hard again, but she ignored it for now. She wanted her pet to cum all over her hand and her mouth. So she continued flicking her tongue all over that hard clit.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

The eyes on Miyuki seem to be the mixture of both fear and pleasure. Miyuki then started to tremble with Jora's continue working of clit. Miyuki then started to cry as she tried to take one scoot away from Jora. Mistress... please stop... I have... to pee Miyuki said pausing to breath heavily.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja blinked a few times at that and tilted her head to the side a bit. Don't pee yet, she said, getting up to grab a towel and a pair of tight fitting panties. Put these on, she said as she folded the towel up and set it on the ground. Come here and get on your hands and knees over the towel.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Miyuki blinked for a moment unsure as what the Mistress has planed. Nevertheless Miyuki was not one to second guess her Mistress, so Miyuki quickly put on the panties while being mindful of her tail. Miyuki then nervously climbed off the bed hands first. Miyuki then slowly crawled towards the towel with her tail between her legs as mixture of curiosity and fear lined her eyes. Now what Mistress Miyuki asked with the same mixture of curiosity and fear in her tone that was in her eyes.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja fixed the towel so that it was directly under her pussy. Mm...on second though, just on your knees. Straighten up, then piss, she said, nodding her head at her with a lick of her lips. Her cock got hard again, but she too put on some panties because she had to pee as well, but she wanted to watch her pet piss herself first. Go on.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Miyuki slowly raised her body so she could sat on her knees. Nani Miyuki said in her native tongue when she heard the order to piss on herself. Miyuki then quickly covered her mouth realizing she just spoke in her native tongue. Worry about how her Mistress would react she quickly attempted to divert the attention by saying But Mistress I would get the towel and possibly the floor wet with urine.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Jorja didn't really care what her native tongue was, it was cute to just hear it from those lips. So adorable. I know this. Do as I say, Miyuki, she whispered, leaning over to kiss the girl's lips softly. Pee, baby, she whispered softly.
Thread: Master and slave fox (Nao and Exile)

Ok, mistress replied Miyuki after she gulped just before she received the kiss. Miyuki carefully made sure her out of her way before forcefully attempted to pee. After a second or two Miyuki started to urinate on herself. At first it was a slow trickle down her legs, but soon the urine started stream out the sides and through the pores.
Thread: [ZOMBiiE x Openots] It's a pokegirl world

The Charmander had not seen much of the world outside of her pokeball. In fact, aside from the farm where she had been bred, she hadn't seen anything other than the man with a white jacket's laboratory. Though, the jacket man told her that she might be leaving later today. According to the people who ran the breeding facility she had been 'special' though aside from being rare it made little difference. Instead of having the usual fire red hair, scales, and eyes. Her hair was shock white, the thin trail of scales that covered her spine and traveled down her tail were silver, as well as her eyes. The white jacket man had said that Charmanders were already rare, but her coloration was a million in one possibility. All she could hope for was that she would get a nice tamer as opposed to the people who get a pokemon for little more than a fuck toy.
Thread: [ZOMBiiE x Openots] It's a pokegirl world

As soon as the little Charmander was summoned from her ball, Sarah had fallen in love. The little pokemon was more then she could have imagined, not only being a Charmander but also a rare one at that. The sight of the young pokemon nearly brought tears to her eyes, the girl crouched down infront of the young pokemon and began inspecting it all over, touching it's scales with her hands and massaging her body with her tender fingertips. She was satisfied enough, flashing a smile she stood up infront of the young Charmander and looked around, thanking Prof. Oak she reached her hand out to shake the Charmander's hand, hoping it would understand what she meant by the gesture.
Thread: [ZOMBiiE x Openots] It's a pokegirl world

The release from the ball had left the small woman blinking weakly from the bright lights in the lab. Then some woman started inspecting her running her hands all over her, from the tip of her white flamed tail, all the way to her head. It didn't really bother her, since she guessed the woman was probably her tamer. Every once in a while a small shiver would shoot up her spine as the fingers massaged and explored her. She looked up at the woman curiously when she stood back up, catching a glimpse of what looked like a pink snake under her skirt why would she keep a snake under her skirt? She looked at the hand that was extended to her she completely ignored it and wrapped her arms around Sarah's mid-section in a tight hug.
Thread: [ZOMBiiE x Openots] It's a pokegirl world

Sarah's face grew an extra shade of pink as the Charmander wrapped it's arms around her waist. She giggled, her hand reached out rubbing the young pokegirl's skin gently. Hello, my name is Sarah. she tried to explain, flashing a smile and keeping herself tightly wrapped inside the Charmander's arms. It felt nice to be held, it's warm embrace was welcomed with all the cool air blowing around this cool morning. She flashed another smile, once again massaging the pokegirl's soft skin, but this time her hand reached down towards it's butt, squeezing it gently in her hand. Sarah giggled once again, she's perfect! she exclaimed happily.
Thread: [ZOMBiiE x Openots] It's a pokegirl world

She nuzzled Sarah's belly for a short time while listening to her talk. So she belonged to her? Her skin was a good deal warmer than a human's was since the internal temperature for a healthy Charmander was about 104 degrees. Though she jumped a little when Sarah gave the supple cheek a squeeze, a slight blush crossing her cheeks as she let go of her and took a step back. She was glad that her Tamer was pleased with her, and gave the woman a brilliant smile, revealing slightly pointed incisors. It was a known fact that Pokegirls could not speak unless they had a voice-collar or an HM that allowed speech, though they had to be taught to talk either way.
Thread: [ZOMBiiE x Openots] It's a pokegirl world

Come on girl. Sarah called out to her new found friend, as she turned around and walked straight into her rival, Sasha. The two girl's collided with a thud as their bodies bounced off each other, Sarah's body simply bouncing off of Sasha's large breasts which jiggled for several seconds after the collision. Sasha let out a growl as she turned and walked out of the laboratory quickly. Sarah stood silently for a few seconds, mildly aroused and admittedly a little afraid of the larger woman. But she soon played it off with a laugh, turning back to her new Charmander she leaned sat down on the floor, her legs spread wide as she fixed her shirt, positioning her breasts so they looked bigger then they really were, squishing them together a bit. Her penis was mildly erect, dangling between her legs in front of Charmander, but Sarah didn't notice, she simply flashed as smile and then stood up once more.
Thread: [ZOMBiiE x Openots] It's a pokegirl world

The Charmander watched in silence as the big boobed woman ran into her tamer and then stormed off. She didn't know why the two women seemed so hostile towards each other, though it wasn't her place to ask either nor could she for that matter. When her tamer sat down she noticed the pink snake again, though it was a little harder this time. So, with that she decided to investigate the source of the flared snake hiding under her Tamer's skirt. Once Sarah stood back up, the Charmander leaned down a little bit and poked the head of Sarah's cock with her finger, hoping for some sort of response.