Thread: The Two Dollar Bounty Hunter (Candira and ThomasRHellsing)

Soon they had teleported to a roof top across from where the gang was. Thomas smirked at the Bio-Abdroid, All a spotter does is watch the area tell me if you spot any new vehicles coming after I go in. Cortana's voice replied in her blue tooth, Don't worry, together we can handle it, you ready to see something creepy as all hell? Thomas smirked, Cortana let me know when you've got the building's A.I. hacked, and start the song. The building had eight S.U.V.'s around it some white, some black, and some dark red. Men wearing suits walked around obviously patrolling the perimeter, a simple tone started out quiet and quickly turned somewhat loud. Cortana was obviously doing as he master said, the tune was familiar and yet generic it was the song often associated with the Jack in the Box toy. Thomas looked down the sight of his rifle singing softly, All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. The money fell down, and broke his crown, POP goes the weasel. Pop goes the weasel, POP goes the weasel. All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. The monley fell down and broke his crow POP goes the weasel, POP goes the weasel POP goes the weasel. Every time Thomas had said Pop the fifty caliber rifle had fired, and the resulting head had exploded. It was almost haunting how the man could sing a child's son while raining down invisible death. However that was far from the ending. A group of six men had moved towards the opening facing Thomas. His armor's head hid his face but his tone was happy as he sang, Pop goes the weasel, Pop goes the weasel, Pop goes the weasel, Pop goes the weasel, Pop goes the weasel. Thomas stood up saying in tune, Cortannna nows the time to close the door, so they can't run away, Pop goes the weasel. The final an who'd been running's head exploded into a cloud of red mist. Thomas fired a grapple line across to the top of the building. Flashing the Bio Android a peace sign, he moved across the line quickly and skillfully singing, All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel, money fell down and broke his crown. Thomas stomped on the glass, and dropped in two bundles of grenades. Both smoke and pineapple style. As they detonated he continued singing, Pop goes the weasel. Doing a bungee line around the support for the sky light he stomped it. His heavy armor cracked it, a second stomp had it shatter and set him toward the ground. Even as he sang, All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel, the monkey fell down and broke his crown. Thomas slid all the way to the ground, before he could go up he brought his boot knife across. Severing the bungee cord and back flipping to the ground. His eye painted the vitals of the enemies, even as the Bio Android could see the fight and fighters easily with the binocular's thermal abilities. Thomas's voice could be heard over the comms again, Pop goes the weasel, pop goes the weasel, POP goes the weasel, Pop goes the weasel POP goes the weasel, Pop goes the weasel, Pop goes the weasel. Every time he said pop he puled the triggers. Because of the smoke, and the fact his eye wasn't effected by it, it was a massacre. The few rounds the enemies had gotten off bounced off of Thomas's shields while his high impact high velocity rounds caused brain matter to coat the nearby wall and crates. Where a group got together. Thomas tossed a grenade. Thomas finally had to reload his double stacked 200 round drum magazines. Ejecting the massive drums he sang All around the mulberry bush the money chased the weasel, the monkey fell down and broke his crown. A man had snuck up on Thomas, pulled the trigger before he could finish his verse or would have had. Thomas not suddenly spun around with a desert eagle. It's 50 caliber round letting fly as he said, POP goes the weasel. Thomas pulled another one, firing both as he sang, Pop goes the weasel POP goes the weasel, POP goes the weasel. Between the grenades and bullets their were three life sings left. The fina suited man crawled backwards. Thomas's guns were empty, and he dropped them. The man back traced begging for his life as Thomas slowly walked towards him half saying half singing, All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel, the monkey fell down and broke his crown. The bug begged as he said Please no I have a family! Thomas had turned his back only for the man to go for a gun hidden behind his back Thomas however turned and stomped on his head twisting his foot even as he said POP goes the weasel. Cortana stopped the song suddenly. 380 confirmed kills in just under 3 minutes. Thomas looked at the two, one was a woman with blood red hair plasma whips that were multiple millions of degrees. Next to the Ninja woman was a male holding a sword. Only it wasn't a sword, but it looked like some sort of flimsy plastic. Thomas smirked, putting his hands on his two Judges at his hips. Cortana's voice warned, Thomas be careful that's Mashi of the blade, and Helena of the Whip, both are BHKs. BHK, Bounty Hunter Killers, the serious crime organization's answers to bounty hunters. Good, no GREAT at killing people like him. Thomas found himself smirking, Armor release.. He threw himself backwards as both shot forward even as he said FULLY AUTOMATIC CONTROLLED FIRE!, he raised both weapons and fired. The .45 ACP rounds were nothing to Mashi's enhanced eyes and reflexes. The an was cutting the bullets. While Helena used one of her whips shifting it's form to a shield. Thomas would have swore, but he didn't have the time as he said 40 millimeter grenade, full charge, FIRE! Both grenades were taken out Mashi's by cutting the detonator away from the charge and Helena's by her plasma whips destroying too much of the grenades for them to detonate. The two didn't even hesitate. Thomas stepped back, as he said, I don't suppose I could parlay? Both the BHK's shook their heads. He shrugged, Had to try, BLUNDERBUSS FIRE! The massive sprays of pellet didn't slow Helena down but they did the Samurai. Thomas smirked, Monofliament atomic blades are a bitch huh, straight on they can cut anything but an angled cut, wears the edge down by fifty percent or more am I right? The man smirked, Your worth the one billion DD's everyone's offering for your head Hell Hands. Then he was gone, and Thomas threw himself backwards. BARELY avoiding the slash at his throat. The fact he had to dodge two plasma whips sure didn't help. Either one would sever his skin and bone like nothing. If it wasn't for his eye he'd already be dead. Seeing the blade he decided to risk something palming one of his personal shields he thrust his hand out. Energy wasn't impossible to cut given the blade's ability to cut the bonds of atoms, however Thomas had aimed his blade right at the barrier generator. The two energy fields were reacting Thomas pushed down, and snapped the brittle blade between his leg and the shield. Thomas smirked, Did I break your toy? The man nodded, as he said, Yes, and definitely worth your bounty Hell Hands, wouldn't you say Helena? Thomas threw himself to the side. Dodging Helena's whips that had been aimed at his back. Helena swore, Danit that's dirty Mashi, I almost had all that money. Mashi nodded pulling another blade, I know, I intend to get rich tonight, so much easier to split the bounty one way. The woman smirked back, I had similar ideas, after all the ones who hired us are dead, I guess we have a Mexican stand off huh boys? Thomas chuckled, Only one problem with that, I have two sexy women to get home too tonight, an if I die they'll bitch for years. The both raised an eyebrow as Thomas said, Oh and higher level BHKs then you two rejects have tried to take me on, and ended up buried six feet under, so boy and girl let me show you how out of your league you are. Smirking he raised the judge in his left hand Special chemical round, fire, in 40mm grenade shell! He pointed it at Helena and fired, the woman brought up her shield again, but blinked as the chemical didn't dissolve. It hung to her shield as Thomas said, Helena meet a mix of mustard Gas, and Agent orange I wonder what will fall first, your barrier or that, I hope for your sake it's the gas, the gas well, it's a bad way to die. Smirking at the samurai he sheathed his guns and said Come at me bro! The man blurred forward attempting to cut Thomas from head to crotch only Thomas's hand burred and brought up a glass knife bringing it forward it severed the other man's blade before a savage twist buried it deep into his gut. Thomas brought the blade up as the man grunted HOW? Thomas smirked grimly, Like I said, two women to go home too, and one of them gives me the best gear she can. A single use particle knife, it cut your blade just like your blade cut everything else. Because it's made of glass it's got exactly two stabs instead of one. Helena's shield finally died, a pronged plasma shield wasn't a long term thing. However she spun her whip getting rid of the gas as she said That's just normal smoke! Thomas nodded, I wouldn't use a micture like that where it could end up hurting innocents, but Mashi's dead and you will be too. Thomas pointed his right judge at her and said, Special shot 01, 50 caliber, high velocity, arm! The bun beeped. Within five second all the lights were beeping as Thomas said, Here's the deal Helena, you survive this shot I let you kill me I don't fight back at all deal? The woman nodded and activated both her plasma shields. An Thomas pulled the trigger. The projectile however wasn't a bullet or a grenade. No it was the end of Mashi's blade the one that had been shattered with Thomas's earlier attack Propelled at that speed the 6 inches of super sharp plastic shredded through both her barriers. Her energy actually sharpening the super easy to edge plastic. The Special round buried itself so deep in her brain it would take an autopsy to find it. Even as she fell back dead her barriers collapsed. Thomas spoke into the comms, Pop go the weasels. Popping his neck he said, Come on down Kid, you and Cortana need to take pictures of the dead or stack them up so we can have the cops sort out how much they owe us. Cortana said into the Bio Anndroid's ear, See, I may love our boss, but even I can admit, I'm DAMN glad I'm on his side.