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Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

....You all depress me. Remind me later, Ill get stuff.Tony chirped before frowning at Steve, staring at him for a long moment. Oh.Yes.Well. I hadnt considered that and-Ill see if I can get it back. I mean, I donated it-well, dad did but still its-Tony bit down on his tongue to stop the rambling, because it showed just how nervous he was to actually have the avengers living in his house. He wanted them to like it here, he really did. Leave him alone, Barton.Im serious.Tony snapped at clint, wincing as natasha stepped towards him, holding his hands up defensively. Stark- No. Lokis staying and if you dont like it YOU can explain to the pirate why you dont want to.Tony said before sighing, studying them. Come on then.he said studying them all. ...They all want you dead.Tony deadpanned staring at his best friend for a long moment, before huffing.Hey!No. He doesnt get to show you. I mean, its my tower!I get to show everything off.Come on you three. Were going to go get your rooms.Tony said herding the rest of the avengers into the elevator, sharing a look with loki, and knowing only the demi-god could see how nervous he was. First stop, the star spangled room.Tony grinned, sarcastic and biting because he was nervous grinning widely, hiding the insecurity under a lifetime of bluffing as they stopped on Steves floor, opening the room, and stepped into something out of the 40s. Actually....it looked like the apartment Steve had shared with bucky, shifting nervously, and it was obvious that despite it being in the tower, tony had purposefully left all the tech out of it, having actually found stuff from the 40s instead of giving steve stuff he didnt want. ...I know theres nothing in here thats like...techy...but if you want it, I can get it. I just didnt think you would. And you have a personal gym, punching bag and all, but theres a bigger gym down a few levels if you want to use that to.Tony said showing that despite his protests of them moving in, hed been planning this longer then the two days hed had to plan it. And while the privacy in the tower is set so Jarvis will know if you like need help, he wont actively pay attention unless you talk to him. At least when your on your floor, or any of the others.Tony talked, rambling really as he watched the others look around the floor he'd put so much effort into doing, and while he liked steve's rooms, it was clint and natasha's he was excited to show off
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Clint huffed. i don't need anything else. ...Howard donated my things... i knew i hated him for a reason. Steve grumbled as Loki's fingers brushed Tony's, silent comfort and reassurance. i have to stay here. it's part of my Parole. Loki stated simply. Thor seams to think Tony can control me. he shrugged, it didn't look like he was lying at all. even Natasha would think he was telling the truth. and Fury doesn't like the idea of me wandering about as i please so he wants me here too. he shrugged again. Tony. i tried to kill them all. of course they want me dead. Loki scoffed. so long as they don't actually kill me i don't really care. Clint bared his teeth, his eyes flashing in rage before they followed along behind them like ugly ducklings. Loki offered Tony a small smile, silently promising him that everything was going to be okay. ...if you painted my room red, white and blue, i'm going to kill you Tony. Steve warned, shaking his head before he froze in the doorway, his eyes wide as he looked around, stunned by the detail that had gone into his room. Clint whistled, impressed as he looked around. damn. that's impressive! you did this in two days? shit. Steve just dropped his bag and moved into the room, silent as he moved over to the 1940's radio and flicked it on, smiling when he realized it played only his favorite music, Jazz Music and swing music floated through the air and he swallowed thickly as he looked at the bookshelf, filled with his favorite books, from the 1930's and 40's, to the new series he'd gotten into. ...Thank you Tony. Steve stated after a long moment, looking up at the other, his eyes suspiciously wet. this is... perfect. he whispered the last part, almost as if he was in shock as he kicked his shoes off and rubbed his socked toes into the soft carpet, smiling a little. come on. lets give him some peace, he looks tired. Loki ordered, herding the others away from Steve's rooms so that they wouldn't witness him crying, which he looked suspiciously close to doing. Steve just couldn't beleive someone would go to such effort to make him feel welcome. especially a jackass like Tony. he slid into bed and closed his eyes, all too ready for a nap and already hoping for a chance to get high. he couldn't handle life right now, he just couldn't. Bruce's rooms are next aren't they? Loki asked. well aware that it was. he'd helped Tony finish them all in time after all. using magic had no doubt felt like cheating to Tony but Loki had still done it because he wanted the other Avengers to like Tony too. which meant impressing the hell out of them.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Dont worry, we all hated him for a reason.Tony huffed a little shrugging as his shoulders tightened as loki brushed against him, before smirking at the godling.He thinks Im jumping your bones, godling, and controlling you that way. Did I tell you about the time I was subjected to a talk on jotun sex?Tony whined a little, the mask slipping a little, the genuine friendship he felt for loki showing behind the utter nervousness of having them here. Hm, no. Just one painting, and its not even that big I promise.Tony huffed because it was true, the only deviant from the 40s room was the painting over the couch, one of bucky and steve in brooklyn, painted from a picture that peggy had had. Having taken the time to track someone down to paint it since the picture had been nearly ruined. Shifting nervously Tony smirked. Of course I did. Im amazing like that. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Not that he was about to admit how many months hed spent fussing and working on this. This is fairly impressive, tony.Natasha agreed laughing quietly as she looked over the room, pausing as she looked at steve, worry tightening her features for a moment. Youre welcome. And I know you prefer books, so theres a library in the spare bedroom, and my own personal library is in the penthouse, so if you want something and dont have it, go look. I mean, I tried to remember what dad said you read but...He shrugged looking around before nodding. Lets go then. The zen garden next. I dont know if I should take you serious or not, tony.Bruce said studying the man as they went down level, staring at what really was like a zen garden lab all rolled into one. While this is is a small lab, down by my workshop you have your own lab. And I know you were worried about being here, and breaking shit if you hulk out, but Loki reinforced everything with magic, so feel free to throw it around, you wont break it. And theres a panic room back there by the bedroom, and all your tea shit is in the kitchen and- Tony. Thanks.Bruce said stopping the ramble, looking bemused. Yea Okay, moving on. Assassin twins, lets go.Tony said before grinning as he went to his favorite floor, stepping into what looked like a archery range except...it was a apartment. A nest up high for clint along with a gym and all.Wasnt sure what kind of weapons you liked, so here, go buy the shit you want, and let me know if you want something better. Something techy.Tony said shoving a credit card into clints hands before shoving one into natashas, ignoring the look he was getting. No, Ill pay. I have money, you guys need stuff, Ill have to remember to get the others cards to but-as I was saying. Your gym, like caps is fully equiped, also because of where the gyms are, instead of having to go to the elevator and stuff, theres stairs linking all three gyms together, so you can talk or whatever while working out. And it connects to the lab, so if you want me to you can come find me for weapons and shit-Tony stopped glancing at loki.And I missing anything?
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Thanks Reindeer. I think my ego can handle the blow of you not wanting me. I mean, Im injured, but I shall persevere.Tony said rolling his eyes before grinning, Apparently enough to scar me for life, and thats from a guy whos watched a eneromous amount of porn. And if you insult humans intelligence again, Im going to make you watch harry potter with me again, and tell you that Dracos always going to be a better sorcerer then your lame ass.Tony said, proving that despite the volatile emotions from the jotun, that it was possible to live with him, even if it was because tony was just as narcissistic and sarcastic. I know, I know, capsicle.Tony rolled his eyes at the warning before grinning as the left steve to his own devices, more then pleased steve was enjoying his rooms. Not as epic as mine, but good.Tony agreed. really?Bruce tilted his head looking thoughtful before grinning.Cool. Magic is a fucking pain my ass, which someday is going to conform to the laws of physics simply because Im going to make magic my bitch. ....I dont know if I should be disturbed or amused by this conversation.Natasha muttered to clint, smiling as she looked around the assassin candy land. And by someone, he means Loki. Loki is my live in slave, who bows to my every whim because apparently I cant be trusted to feed myself on a regular basis.Tony huffed before smirking. Did you piss off my receptionist again?I told you to stop bothering her.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Loki snorted. you're just too high maintenance for me. after all, a high maintenance man should never fuck another high maintenance man. okay. gross. Clint complained. ....Harry Potter is a sin, and should be burned. books, and movies, as well as those disgusting fanfictions. and you can throw that Stephanie Meyer crap in the fire too. Loki complained. and Malfoy will NEVER be a better Mage than me! and i'm prettier than he is! Loki complained, clearly this was an old topic. Magic is superior to your feeble, tiny mind and will never become your bitch. Loki scoffed. for it is better than you, thus anyone capable of harnessing it's power is superior to you, ergo, i am superior to you. i'm going with amused. Clint decided. it's weird seeing this... i would have thought they'd have been throwing punches. he admitted with a shake of his head. i bow to no one... although if they are cute enough, i might consider kneeling. okay, Gross! Clint protested. your 'receptionist' is a Scarlet whore who is infested with disgusting diseases. i fear i might be infected if she remains in the building any longer. i will consider it my bound duty to see her quit before the week is out, and if she doesn't, i will consider having her admitted to an insane asylum because really, only a crazy person puts up with me so willingly. he smiled sweetly at Tony as if he hadn't just insulted the man. now. if you'll excuse me. i must stopper death and bottle glory.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Hm, your not that high maintenance. I mean, I put out food occassionally and you eat. Its sort of like having a pet....and dont lie, you know you like Edward. Im sure youve had plenty of awkward moments like that, tall dark and deadly, I mean, you are sorta of stalkerish yourself.Tony grinned before laughing. Only when your on your knees, and even then its debatable if your better at sex.Tony said shaking his head. Natasha looked vaguely disgusted before nodding. I would have to.She muttered wondering if this was a act, or if the two were like children all the time. Then by all rights, you should be kneeling all the time around Capsicle.Tony said slanting a look towards loki that said theyd covered the pros and cons of the amazingly fit captain who hated tonys guts a few times, and while he didnt like it, tony had learned to deal with the emotions it brought up simply by deflecting it, and turning it all into a joke. ...If you make her quit, Ill hate you. Shes like pepper 2.0.Tony whined before rolling his eyes, looking at the assassins.Okay. Well have fun. I have to get some work done, we usually have dinner about 5 if you guys want to join us. Bye.Tony said as he left the room, leaving natasha staring after him.....I have no idea what just happened.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Loki snorted. i am very high maintenance Tony. it takes three hours to do my makeup in the mornings. Clint choked on his tongue. Loki wore Makeup!? and it takes at least an hour to do my hair. and i have to try on at least three different shirts to make sure they look right for the day and mood. he admitted with a smirk. face it, i'm ten times the Diva Bitch you are. ...i went from amused to frightened. Clint admitted to Natasha. Tony i have three thousand years on you, of course i'm better at sex than you are. he pointed out before smirking a little. Sorry Tony, but i think it would make the good Captain nervous to see me kneeling before him. he pointed out, remembering how the man had reacted in Germany. seriously. this is weird. are we on one of those reality TV shows? you know, the ones that prank you? he asked, eyes flicking around for hidden cameras. forgetting that this was Tony stark, cameras where everywhere. she is disgusting and i hate her. i do a better job than she does! he complained with a huff before he headed off, Clint blinking as he looked at her. ...honestly, i have no clue. he admitted, shaking his head. i really don't want to live here. he admitted, looking around. but this really is a kickass room... Tony didn't do this in two days. there's no way in hell... he was going to invite us all here on his own. Fury just beat him to it. there was a pause. was it just me, or did you think Cap was acting a little strange? he asked, glancing at Nat.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

True.Tony snickere a little shaking his head at the idea of what loki did to get ready in the morning before laughing, He would, but you said they just had to be cute if you were going to kneel.Tony smirked a little. ...No,hopefully not.Natasha shuddered a little looking a little weirded out. Me either, but youre right. He didnt do this in a single night.Natasha frowned wondering what had possessed tony to want them to live with him, before frowning.He was acting a little strange. But you know he doesnt like Stark, of course hes acting strange. By the time dinner rolled around Tony was nervous and tired, settlign into the chair as he watched loki cook, sighing quietly. ....You think theyll stay?He said watching lokis back, because despite the orders, he was insecure enough to know that none of them wanted to be at the tower, he wanted to know if they would stay, because he so wanted them to. But he knew himself, he wouldnt want to stay with him either. ...Why do you stay? I know you really dont have to.Tony muttered looking at the other, wanting to know so that he could keep doing whatever it was, and maybe convince the others to stay. Wincing a little, realizing he forgot something,J, will you tel Cap and Bruce were eating soon if they want to join us?He said remembering they hadnt been there for the conversation. Of course Sir.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Loki smirked a little. he did wear makeup of course but not in the sense that most humans knew it anyway. it was mostly moisturizers and eye changing drops and other such things. yeah, that's true and he did say he was up all night. i wonder why? he looks terrible you know? i wonder if he's slept at all in the last couple of days. you don't think the stress of having to live with Tony made him sick or something do you? Loki smiled a little. i think they probobly will. he admitted as he walked around, wearing an Apron that said 'Kiss the Cook'. why do i stay? you mean other than the fact that you took me in despite the fact that i tried to kill you? oh, and lets not forget how you saved me from being raped. he pointed out. he had landed on earth, in a bad part of new york and had run afoul of some thugs. being disoriented, Loki hadn't been able to fight them off and they'd nearly had him naked when Tony appeared, repulsors blazing. i stay because i like it here. Loki admitted. i stay because you're a good person for me to be around. i like being sarcastic with you, and fighting with you about the most inane of things. i feel at home here in a way Asgard never did. he admitted as he pulled the twenty pound lasagna, or rather two twenty pound lasagna's out of the Oven. Loki was pretty sure Clint and Steve could eat a lot, and he was certain Bruce would too. he ate a ton as well, and this way there would be leftovers for lunches. ten minutes later a wary Steve came into the kitchen, looking around for the others. you could practically see him mentally cringing when he realized he was alone with both Tony and Loki. ugh. come in, have a seat. i'm almost done. water, milk, wine, or soda? he asked, Steve blinking. uh, milk. thanks... Steve looked better at least, and appeared to be a lot less grumpy. are you wearing an apron? yes, i am. i don't want my silk shirt to get ruined by grease or food. he admitted. these things are expensive you know. Steve blinked again and then. i think i'm going to go back to bed. i'm still dreaming. he decided. Clint snickering as he walked in. oh you don't know the half of it. apparently he wears makeup and is more feminine than Natasha is. that's not saying much. Loki stated right back, Clint huffing. you're just jealous she's prettier than you. she has breasts, of course she's prettier than me.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Maybe. I know Im a little sick at the idea of living with him.Natasha pointed out snidely, sighing quietly. Good.Tony made a face before smirking. Yea, other then that.he said looking bemused before frowning a little, annoyed that made his friendship was just a debt to be paid, before realizing that okay, maybe he really could make friends. If loki liked him, maybe he really could do this. You do argue about the most inane things. I mean really, everyone knows Malfoys better then you. Not to mention Gandalf and everyone else.Tony said because in the last six months that loki had lived with him, he had subjected loki to every sorcerermagic related movie he could think of. Tipping back his chair onto two legs he played on the cell phone in his hands, looking thoughtful, glancing up when Steve walked into the kitchen, his shoulders tightening as he realized steve was cringing at being alone with the,. ...Dont worry. You get used to him being a prima donna. And dont even get him started on his hair, Ive already been subjected to one talk about more haircare then I ever wanted, I dont want listen to it again.Tony snickered a little. Im prettier then all of you.Natasha pointed out as she walked into the room and settled at the table. Thats not a fair argument, Reindeer. Ive seen you as a girl, you make a fairly good one....you know, they might like you better if youre all soft and curvy. God knows Id rathe stare at you that way.Tony said giving loki that lecherous look, living up to his playboy reputation by flirting simply because he was feeling defensive, and well, they expected it of him.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Loki chuckled a little at Tony and shook his head. Tony. you're a great guy. your only problem is, is that you pull into your shell anytime you get nervous around other people. being a jerk isn't going to help you know. he pointed out. just relax, let them see who you really are. a funny man with way too many issues whose just trying to make the world right. he admitted before glaring. Malfoy is a piss-ant and Gandalf is a hedgwizard with a pointy hat! he protested. i will never forgive you for all those crappy ass movies Tony! never! he would never, ever admit that he watched the Hobbit and the lord of the Rings when he knew he wasn't going to be disturbed. no one gets used to me. i am the God of Chaos. Loki stated simply. you only think you are used to me because i allow you to. Loki stated, smirking at Tony. i make a terrible girl, the breasts throw my balance off. he admitted. very odd. he admitted as he shook his head. and i am not being a girl just because they might like me better. i don't care what they think of me. Loki stated with a shrug. it was a lie of course, and Tony knew it. but Loki liked to pretend he didn't care about midgardians. never mind that he volunteered at the children's hospital twice a week, walked the dogs at the local shelter three times a week, and fed the pigeons at the pond on his way to his 'menial tasks'. besides, you wouldn't fuck me if i was the last creature on earth and you know it. go flirt with someone who actually lusts after you. Loki ordered, Clint pretending to gag as he accepted a plate of food. lasagna, garlic bread and a bright salad with pieces of apple, strawberry and some sort of sliced nut. ...you made this? of course i did.... oh, you're referring to the fact that it's not burnt. Loki scoffed. while my early attempts at cooking where... there was a pause and then. ...inedible. and possibly alive... and may have tried to eat me... i have since then improved. now the the men looked quite concerned at their food. ...it can't be that bad. Tony's been eating it for a while now and he's not dead. ...he ate Shwarma. ...good point.
Thread: Misguided Genius(lady/moon)

Well, as you might have noticed, other people dont like me.Tony pointed out before huffing a little. I dont have issues.He grumbled before grinning, Dont forget about Charmed.Tony smirked amused before shaking his head. Im used to it. Im enjoy Chaos.Tony pointed out before pouting. Youre practically a girl already. Just in a guys body.he teased. Food looks amazing.Bruce said as he settled into his chair, starting to eat and nearly choking on his food at lokis words. Youd have to be the last person on any earth.Tony made a face snickering at the others amazement loki cooked. He had to. I suck at cooking, and he refused to go out every night for food...though he did nearly burn down the tower a few times, Pep-Tony stuttered to a stop, before swallowing, Pepper nearly killed him for the one.he said neatly stepping aside the mention better, the thing with killian having happened a few weeks after Lokid arrived, and he was still not talking about her for the most part. The man having avoided any mention or thought of the woman, though he was glad pepper had approved of his friendship with the jotun. She thought hed be good for him. Hey, shwarma is a perfectly good acceptable form of food. No its not.Bruce said shaking his head. Oh, just eat. If he wanted you dead for real, itd be some overly dramatic insane plot and showy thing, not posioned.Tony said in way of reassuring them that it was really okay, looking bemused as natasha and bruce indeed ate some.