Thread: Which OC would?

Which character would send these texts? Character A Im straight. Character B Hey. Character A So it turns out Im not straight. A Mercedes B Marilyn A Olivia B Viola Bonus Twelfth Night Spoilers Edition Viola Im gay Bastien Hey Viola Nope, still gay. Bastien What if you dressed like a man and I fucked you like that? Viola That sounds hella gay. Im in. a Wait, you like me for my personality? B Yeah, it shocked me as well. Aurelia and Yusef I think it works both ways Clara What. The. Fuck. VerrierYoull have to be more specific. I do a lot of what the fuck kind of stuff Mara Leia, youre a lovely woman but I came over to eat pizza and fuck your brother. And youre out of pizza Lily Update I may or may not be in a cult Lily Update 2 I may or may not be the leader of said cult Kaydia Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. Mara Can now check off Start Bar Fight with my Dad off my bucket list. Lily I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these three really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join. Mercedes Jesus, You make out with one sibling and sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you. So sensitive. Yusef and Aurelia I mean its up to you where you want to sleep but Im telling you youre going to hear us have sex no matter what room youre in. The Crew of the Silken Siren Fair enough. Viola You know, I am really starting to enjoy being everyone's first gay experience. Ari Ill do whatever I want when Im 80. Justine If youre still alive when youre 80 Ill demand a medical explanation. Ari at this point I think youre judging my taste in men Clara I swear Im not Ari Its okay, Im judging my taste in men Clara Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face. Zamira The nights not a success unless at least 60 of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning. Lily I dont know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often. Kaydia To Quentin Ive seen you dance and lets just say its a good thing you dont have a small dick Matthias Dude chill patience is a virtue. Ari WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CANT HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE? Mara about Luke, to Leia I love him. He's like the brother I never had that I kind of want to fuck. Aurelia in a draft she never sends Yusef So youre not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go. Ari Im not totally useless You can use me as an example of what not to do Lily you said I shouldnt try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works Aurelia As a general rule of thumb, I dont call until the claw marks have healed. Zamira About Lily She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper. Kaydia Im gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset Character A Im straight. Character B Hey. Character A So it turns out Im not straight. a Wait, you like me for my personality? B Yeah, it shocked me as well. A What. The. Fuck. BYoull have to be more specific. I do a lot of what the fuck kind of stuff A if you think Im not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me A B, youre a lovely woman but I came over to eat pizza and fuck your brother. And youre out of pizza A My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words I probably shouldve thought this through typed over and over. 425 How do I carry myself in a way that says I swallow? 424 Update I may or may not be in a cult 424Update 2 I may or may not be the leader of said cult A If he thinks I'm cancelling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming. A Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but B seems to think that we should run towards it dick-first A Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. A Can now check off Start Bar Fight with my Dad off my bucket list. A I think i was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these three really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join. A I mean its up to you where you want to sleep but Im telling you youre going to hear us have sex no matter what room youre in. B Fair enough. A You know, I am really starting to enjoy being everyone's first gay experience. A Jesus, You make out with one twin and sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you. So sensitive. A Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am. B That would explain the cannon. A Ill do whatever I want when Im 80. M If youre still alive when youre 80 Ill demand a medical explanation. A trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this guy is up to shady shit. A at this point I think youre judging my taste in men B I swear Im not A Its okay, Im judging my taste in men ASometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face. A So uh Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as tortured soul? A The nights not a success unless at least 60 of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning. B I dont know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often. A Ive seen you dance and lets just say its a good thing you dont have a small dick A Dude chill patience is a virtue. B WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CANT HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE? A I love him. He's like the brother i never had that I kind of want to fuck. A So youre not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go. AIm not totally useless You can use me as an example of what not to do A If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it. A you said I shouldnt try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works A As a general rule of thumb, I dont call until the claw marks have healed. A She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper. A Im gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset A Come over. B Look lady I cant have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.