Thread: The Love Doctor

Chapter 2 A Wise man once said'...women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake a whole relationship.' 'God made man strong and tall, so women can love us and made women, curvy and stupid to love us.' With no real guy in my life I was raise by my mother and sister. I had no male models in my life, was I always had a respect for women however that didn't attract girls my age and the more I looked around someone like me is not meant for dating in my young age. I was not boyfriend like. So I didn't think one person could tell me I would ever get a girlfriend or find true love. Well come on let me see your hands and get a good look at you. he said grabbing my hands, rubbing them. It was embarrassing having a guy rub your hands and my where pretty soft too. The worst I would get is a paper cut or maybe cut in the kitchen. But that hasn't happen in a while. 'What do hands have to do about dating?' he just hums feeling the calm and fingers and then he lets go. His next thing surprise me You never had a girlfriend, right. You also never had a hard day in your life. Your hands are soft and smooth, not the hands of someone with any talents. You can't get a girlfriend if youre in a room all day doing who knows what. My sisters clapped and nodded 'who did he know all of that just by feeling my hands.' shock only lead to insulted Wha-I have a job. I work too. What do you mean no talent? I couldn't see the smirk on his face cause of the robe but knew it was there relax I'm just saying the way your built, you are what they call a guy with no attraction. You may have that it takes to maintain a girl but we will never know if you don't get their attention. You got no flare, you got not sizzle, and you got no pop. What I'm trying to say is, there is nothing you have that can attract any girl to you. One second went by. One minute went by. One hour went by, at least to me. It seems like forever until Lilly said something what? A minute you, how can you say that? You never met him before. I didn't say anything but I was happy my sister stood up for me. 'That's my sister standing up for her big brother.' Am I wrong? he said sounding a little confused. No, but how do you know so much about him when you never met him? Lilly! How could you say that about me? I thought you were standing up for me. Claira patted me on the back sorry brother, but he is right. You don't really stand out. Thanks for the vote of confidence you two. I could hear him laughing a little while trying to hold it in. It was a mistake to come here with my two sisters. Don't worry, he said while laughing a little. That smile must have been covering his face by now. I can help you, no doubt about that. But let me just ask you do you live with your father? No, why what does that have to do with helping me. he got up and surprising he was short, much shorter than I thought. He took his hood off and he was- I'm going to teach you everything you need to know about girls. I was stun, really. How could a kid in middle school, know about getting girls in college. Even my sister in the room where shocked they must have never seen his face either. The red head walked over to him and bend down whisper something to him I couldn't her. He nodded his head and waves her off, smiling and stepping on the chair. I, Joshua will teach you, how you become a huge playboy in this very college, and when I done, you not only going to have a girlfriend, you will have girls all over you. You will be in your very own harem. Arent I amazing. he said proudly and started to laugh. I looked at my sisters and then looked at the kid. He looked over at us and walked over to me looking up. You don't seem happy, you don't want my help. Well, youre just a kid. I must have hit a nerve with that because he got pretty angry with me youre just a loser, I don't need that from you short stop. Well why come here you otaku bookworm? Otaku, Let me guess you have a thing for anime girls and think 2d girls are better girlfriend then real flesh and blood. That is not truth you little punk! I'm not an otaku! Huh Sure youre not, then why are you here, otaku. I said I'm not an otaku you pipsqueak! You want to bet?