Thread: Tip of the Icing(Avengers)-Lady/Moon

loki snorted. why in the hell would i want breasts? they are ugly, they constantly get in the way, they ache all the time no matter what Bra you force them into. they are so not worth the hassle. he stated simply before he snorted. yes, in Austria. breaking up gang fights without backup, and no suit. Loki mused. i'd heard. he admitted with a roll of his eyes. he's hideous to look at. Loki stated simply. although, i may possibly be a little bit turned off by the fact that i grew up thinking he was my brother. he admitted. your an insane man Tony Stark and you should seriously consider mental help. he stated simply. Loki sighed as Tony was there again in the morning and he snorted as Tiffany snickered. he handed Tony the drink without a word and a roll of his eyes before heading into the back to get the pastry. so i thought. Tiffany stated with a smug little grin. you slept with me for the sole purpose of trying to annoy Loki. she teased Tony as she came back with the pastry. Loki's fighting with the technology again. she admitted witha roll of his eyes. hes great with advanced technology, but when it comes to the simpler things like toasters and electric beaters? it's like he hasn't have a clue... i mean, who doesn't know how to operate a washing machine? it's like he's from the stone age or something. she grumbled, listening to the sounds of something smashing and crashing in the kitchen and she sighed. now i have to buy a new blender again... she groaned as she walked away from tony. LOKI! Stop breaking the Kitchen appliances! they are NOT trying to kill you! she yelled, not int he least bit worried since it was so early, no one else was in there. after a long moment Loki came back out, his entire left sleeve torn off and a rather thunderous expression on his face as he stormed out of the place to the sound of Alec and Tiffany laughing at him. the damn Blender had tried to EAT HIM! now he had to go home and change! thank the Earth God that he only lived five minutes away by walk. he was well aware that Tony was following him. the man couldn't help himself after all. Loki paused in front of an apartment complex and unlocked the door before waiting For Tony to catch up. you have to be quiet. not a sound or River will nail your balls to the wall... i don't know of he can actually do that, but it sounds painful... are ALL earth electronics so violent!? Loki complained as he led the way up to the third floor. this was a very high end Apartment. the rent was almost 1200 a month. although, with two people, Loki only had to pay 600 he let himself into his own apartment, carefully peeled off his shoes and creeped through the house, returning completely silent with his torn shirt off and his new shirt unbuttoned, revealing his smooth, too thin body... rippling with muscles and a very, very nice set of abs. Loki... Holy fucking SHIT River, don't DO that! Loki snarled at the man who was suddenly in the doorway of the second bedroom. ...We need more milk. the man intoned, voice smooth and calm, and half asleep. and more whiskey. you are drink nasty things River. Loki complained, shooting his roommate an annoyed look. i'll get your nasty milk and whiskey. thank you. moneys where it always is. River stated with a large yawn. i'm going to bed. river stated, heading back into his room, not bothering to close the door, Loki rolling his eyes. Idiot man. he grumbled as he moved over to the fridge and popped it open, pulling open a tin can and pulling out a fifty dollar bill, tucking it into his pocket before replacing the can into the fridge.