Thread: Looney World (Kassy & Hereforfun)

Boobie bear was standing there on the vanity holding a large paw full of Toon Goo and suggesting something not just frown upon, but a crime punishable by eraser. Kassy stared in dumbfounded awe, unable to process what he was suggesting. Boobs, we can't start smuggling Goo, firstly I'm a cartoon princess and you're a tiny blue bear, we are wildly unqualified and two, if we got caught they send us both to the turpentine pits. Kassy was saying but as she looked up she saw that Boobie was no longer looking at her, which was odd because she was still standing there with her massive jugs out, instead he appeared to be staring passed her just over her shoulder. Kassy spun around to see a big bad wolf standing there in the doorway, she didn't recognize him, and was pretty sure he wasn't part of the stage crew. As Kassy turned to face him, he acted the part, his eyes bulged and his tongue wagged at the sight of her mountainous exposed cleavage. He complimented her by saying he would've paid double the admission to see her in the buff before walking passed Kassy and flopping down into the chair near Boobie and asking what their plan was. Boobie's cutesy demeanor dropped away, he reached behind his back and pulled out a big cigar and lit it, puffing it like a gangster, when he began to speak his lisp was gone and he spoke as though he was some big tough thug. Kass...Kass baby, I don't know what you want me to say. I've been hustling Goo for almost a year now, this fella is my contact on the outside, Ben you wanna show her your true face? Boobie asked, motioning to the wolf. When Ben reached up and pulled his toon head off revealing himself to be a human, Kassy gasped, her hands coming up to her cheeks and slapping them, causing her elbows to smash her big tits together with an audible honking sound. When the Handsome human made the joke about having Toon Goo all over his face, a tiny silhouetted audience appeared below them laughing and cheering before fading away again. Boobie....You mean to tell me that you've been hanging with skin bags? Kassy couldn't believe it, her arm went to her forehead like Scarlett O'Hara swooning and ready to pass out. She swirled once dramatically and then collapsed onto Ben's lap, but of course Toon's don't have any real weight so he barely moved. Yer being awfully dramatic there Princess....snap out of it. Ben give her a squeeze and wake the sleeping princess up will ya, we got business to discuss. Boobie huffed impatiently and hopped down off of the vanity to the floor where the pile of Toon Goo was. He reached down into the stuff and slapped it into a bag. Kassy awoke to Ben fondling her goodies, she gave him a big smile and swooned in his lap, Why Mr. Wolf what big hands you have! She giggled, sat up, spun around so that she was straddling him. Her massive tits now planted on each side of his cheeks. So listen up you two, this nickel and dime shit ain't ever gonna make any of us rich. He said holding up the small bag of Goo. I wanna pull a heist...a big one....One that will set us all up so we don't have to ever work again. Where's the biggest score of Toon Goo? Boobie asked. Kassy's hand shot up into the air like an eager student wanting to answer the teacher's question, her naked form suddenly transformed into a catholic school girl uniform two sizes too small. Oooh ohhh....I know.....I know. She preened, jiggling her tits in Ben's face. Yes go ahead... Boobie placated her. In Morty Mouse's house....But that's back in Looney World. Kassy answered, dropping her hand back around Ben's neck and pulling him into her bosom. That's right Kassy....Morty Motherfuckin' Mouse......He's got what we want and we are gonna get it. But it ain't gonna be easy see? Morty don't like Toon girls, he's got a fetish for Skin Bags. So here's the plan, you, me and Ben here, are gonna go back to the Human world and get us some Skinny Skanks. Once we've scored some Hot Human flesh we'll take Charlie the Choo Choo back to Looney World and try and infiltrate Morty's compound. Boobie instructed, pacing around the dressing room puffing on his cartoon cigar. How am I supposed to go back to the Human world? They don't let Toons out of the Amusement parks unless you've got a Work Visa, and I doubt they'd give me one, not much call for an unemployed princess and her pervert teddy bear. Kassy put in, her hands rubbing up and down on Ben's chest. Well, it cost me a dick and a leg, but I got that covered, go look in the closet Kass. Boobie instructed. Kassy got up hesitantly from Ben's lap and walked over to the closet, she opened it and gasp at what was hanging inside. She pulled it from the darkness and held it out for Boobie and Ben to see. OH MY GOSH....Where did you get human skin? She asked as the limp flesh costume hung from the hanger. Don't you worry about it....just try it on. Boobie laughed menacingly. Kassy pulled the suit down and stepped into it, still having to wiggle in order to get it up over her massive tits. It's a little tight but how do I look? She asked standing stark nude in her new Human Form .