Thread: You play WHAT!?

Have you ever stumbled upon someone who just plays something that screams out in agony to be destroyed? Have people sent you a Gary-stuMary-stu you just can't stand? Have you stumbled upon people that would give spell check some kind of aneurysm? Well then, let us post their characters and get a few laughs out of it! I can so kindly start with two people I have seen who just scream horrid. The first is someone who just...disturbs me. He types like he has epilepsy in forums and it completely scares me He is a red spotted anthropomorphic hyena red is a good old boy shows kindness to kid and ladys and likes to play hard work hard and have a drink evrey now and then aside from tthe facthe is missing his left leg and arm and has them replaced with A.M.Pit is exspleaned further in the profil keep reading and he is missing his left eye withc he coves with an eye patch he more or less a normal easy going red hyena. usuley fouind palling around with dem Demetrius Wulf,bethney nesbitt, Tonga,joran carra, kerry caine and a few outhers such as jamie otterbien he's hard to miss and evong harder not to want to talk to. standing at 6 feet 10 inches he is usuley whereing blue jeans and a black t-shurt with a leather duster and steel toe boots as well as silver aniflash mirrord shades as well as a cowboy hat unless you read his milaterry recored you would have no idea whathe was. open to rp if you see me online random note friendly NameRobert bAgebUnknown 22-25 or 12-15 but looks in is twenties.Looks that way any way and if I am playing him younger he is 12 and a tuff kid. Height and weight are the same hyenas finish growing at 8 eyes lgray as death and had a canine iris r gray with a light blue glow and has a feline iris height6'10 weightShrugs your guess is as good as mine race anthro hyena ajabaah-ha-ba where hyena or demon hyena birthdayDeathday301922-7242025-rebourn7252027 Nonhuman raceajaba where hyenas form the west FurBlood red MarkingsBlack Identifying marks a cut across the face and his ears are pierced 3 times on both ears his right eyes is dead but he still sees out of it al so glows blue in the dark he usually keep sit under an eye patch. And has the number XIII tattooed large black blocky roman numbers in bright green ink on the left side of his chest and is planley visible Standard EquipmentBlack A- frame back pack, 3 bottles of whiskey 4 packs of smokes first aid kit eye patch standard operating Weapons Fire Arms 357 magnum revolver long combat knife 50 cabier rifel,colapsabeil dura'steel sword. standerd operating Armor mark VIII ballistic vest, steel toe and heel combat boots, leather trench coat. Red tinted goggles and tactical gloves, worn black leather cow boy hat. And earrings 3 on each side steam punk dis same as above. preindostrey era sword instead of guns and clothed in era appropriate clothes. Equipment is modified to fit era historybio He is the result of a mercenary training and government exspearmintachion he will not talk about his past on his own he has the blood of many a fur and human on his hands he was used as a war machine in wars his soul is pitted with regret and murder. He can be modified to fit may rp's just tell me what is needed to drop for the rp and I will most times special talentsmagic can make any machine work regardless of condition or strucheriel integrtiey. Can summon a blast of energy on occasion. Soule gaze he can breafley see in to a parsons soul but they also can see in to his memories and intechions can be seen if he look at them with his dead eye. quotes Fear is the minde killer fear is the disstoyear......Be gone my endless nightmare Physiological Flawsfearlessdeath wish,terits,scofrenia,P.T.S.D . Flawshe is deaf in his left ear also if wounded will transform in to a feral state cannot speak or use any of his skillsmagic or otherwise has had this happen 5 times and each time he stayed that was for longer last time it happen he was stuck for 4 days. All he has a medical condition where he need blood but he is not a vamp he need the proteins found spacifley in blood He all so will not willing trust any human he comes in contact with I you don't like it tuff thats just the way he is. Feral Statehis feral form is 5 and a half feet tall at the shoulder his teeth are caped in steel and the same scars are present on his body has no access to any skills or powers outside of masses regen and fox fire. Speachiel note he also has missing limbs that have been replaced with automail and new skins and fur have grown over them so in all outward appearances he look more or less normal but a hit to his left arm and leg will result in a bone shattering hit.if automail is not avlable then he uses something call an A.M.P AMP, Advanced MedicalMilateary Prosthatic Friends he and red have served together and are uselly found together. Bethany Marie Nesbitt has recently became her body guard and she is dems pet to mess with her and not only well dem find you so will I Tonga a friend threw and threw mess with him and you will suffer Toy I have recently become her pet so mess with her and the repercussions will be swift and severe Pets of jamie otterbein and thats that no ands if or buts 3. ToyI searves her at all costs pet in name onley his loyoties lay else where I am a proud mamber of and POSTED WARNING this is not me it is a char the resembles me but it is not me thies is a songe that gives a good repesantachion of red ideals THIS CHER IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITH OUT NOTICE UNDER CONSTRUCTION don't mind my dust Next is a scorpion who...oh lords. Here you go Seronius Or Stinger, as he's more often called is a red, silver-accented anthro scorpion. His claws aren't typical, they're the standard clawed four fingers and a thumb hand. His exoskeleton is decently thick, blocking most simple physical damage. As well, he's able to survive underwater for very long periods of time, AND survive high doses of radiation. He dresses pretty casually most of the time, mostly in the typical rocker clothing. He's usually pretty even-keeled, although for people who really get on his nerves he WILL break face and become furious quite quickly. He's also rather violent, mostly due to his arachnid instincts driving him to two things, kill and survive. Outside of his anger and violence, he's slightly more normal. His manner is usually polite, if not a touch casual. Most of his time is spent traveling around with his band, playing guitar and bringing heavy metal to the masses. Generally, he's quite proud of his guitar prowess and is willing to show anyone who wants to listen, and quite often engages in guitar battles with other guitarists. Beyond his normal guitaring, he also takes a slightly darker role in being a genetic dabbler of sorts. He works with a fellow scientist named Jericho on making genetic 'advancements' and alterations, quite usually grabbing people from the streets as subjects. Anyone is a suitable specimen. Some miscellaneous notes His venom tastes like mountain dew, and is an aphrodisiac in small doses, a paralyzer in heavier doses, and, as it is intended, a true venom in lethal doses, breaking down the innards of it's recipient. He's able to switch between anthro and feral forms, however he usually stays anthro. When it gets to 'the nasty', he's extraordinarily aggressive, usually being highly physically violent with his partner, often uncaring to their present condition or state of mind. Sometimes, he is softer on them, but this is rare. He is also trained in a few fighting styles, as well as the use of standard semi and fully automatic weaponry. There's also that ability to go from 18 to 11... Songs that best fit him Baptism of Fire - Sodom Jugulator - Judas Priest Piece by Piece - Slayer Other Notes Cock does have several ridges along the top and bottom. Furthermore, the violence outlined is only for violence's sake for the most part. It doesn't have much sexual importance to me. Revel in that complexity. REVEL.