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Thread: Rub and Wish

Alright, that was wierd. The man tried prying the soft puddle out, as golden as piss and as heavy as led. He found that wile he could try pryinh with what remained of his nails thy might be torn off completely if he did. I wish for a hundred more genies and a way to get this back to my lodgings. Two wishes might be a bit much, but he didn't want to be killed and mugged before he could get his own room to shave pieces off of the huge gold chunk. If it didn't simply break through the floor with it's immense weight, that was. Call me Gage. Or Master. whatever it is your hotblooded folk call the pale. His own skin was hardly pale of course, being tanned, dirty, and unshavened. Now, no trouble with me getting that wish considered as one, is there? Otherwise I might need to find some oil for this lamp...
Thread: Rub and Wish

Aric rolled his eyes No can do. One wish as a wish. Getting you home will be no problem. Not sure how I can do the hundred genies thing, I'm new at this. Gold is pretty easy though. he said and moved his legs up so he was just floating there in front of the man. Mine's Aric, just so you know, though I get the feeling you aren't going to bother using it. he mumbled. He sighed at the man's attempt to get him to do two wishes as one. Go ahead, I can just make the oil disappear. It's my lamp, he explained and snapped his fingers again, taking the gold with them and brought them to Gage's house.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Good, good. Gage locked around for a candle, lighting it using some of the light leaking through the small window. Soon he got to work using a half blunt knife from work to start carving out pieces of gold from the large hunk before him, praying in thanks that it didn't break through the floor. Sit on the bed and wait until I can think of a way to sell this without getting arrested for coin clipping. Maybe a black market somewhere? Some bankers would be a good start, though only if he could get them enough to make them care but not too much to get them suspicious. So, Saracen. What do I need to feed you? For some reason Gage was putting aside his issues with being struck unconcious by a Jew, a most humiliating experience by anyone of the period's books, and was now simply staring at his prize. And still two wishes left to go...
Thread: Rub and Wish

Aric looked around the place and finally sat down on the bed. He watched Gage for a while, looking around bored until he found his master's attention was on him. Hmm, nothing. he shrugged Only good thing about this genie thing, I don't need to eat anymore. He looked over to the gold again. I can make that smaller for you, wish free, he smiled. Not in the actual size just, so you don't have to shave it, he explained. What were you rubbing off of my lamp anyway? he asked and moved to grab his lamp to look at it.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Gage leaned over, swiping the lamp before the boy could grab it and try to become his own master or whatever they did. Just a bit of blood. The blood on his own head had by this point become caked under his hair, the rusty color looking nothing so much as a smear of dirt. I was checking to see dry it was and how long I had been knocked out for. He gave the boy a considering look before nodding. Just don't let any fall through the floorboards or we'll be robbed and you will have as big a problem as me. It would do him no good to wear out his wrists or to give the boy the knife to shave it with. Magical powers aside. Almost like that play... Are you some sort of fairy? Couldn't trust the Fair Folk. Theyy looked beuatiful, though mostly through using glamours against mortal men. Though a bunch of countryside nonsense.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Aric gave a sigh as the other took his lamp. Ah, so you got hit in the head and probably robbed. he said and snapped his fingers making the gold smaller and easier to handle, placing it into a bag so it wouldn't fall through the floorboards. I told you, I'm a genie. Not a fairy, he explained two completely different things. He glanced at the gold is this good enough for you?' he asked and picking up the bag, using his magic to levitate it and showing Gage. Have you come up with your next two wishes?
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Have you met any fairies, then? Gage wondered if he should begin his own theater with the gold and djinni, though considering how not only he had gotten the gold without using a wish, but got it chopped up, put in bags, the levitated away... Best not to mention the freebies or the Saracen might stop giving them. I will have to think about this for a while. Do I need to make all the wishes within a few hours or can I wait? He took a piece out of one of the backs, breaking it into even smaller pieces, which he would try selling off seperately. Big dinner tonight, if he had anything to do with it. Can you cook? Oh, and what happens when I make my last wish? He had heard only vaguely about djinn in the past from some Moorish doctor who said they were made from fire and needed to be wished back into their containers lest they go free.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Not that I know of. he shrugged, nodding only a few moments later in answer to Gage saying he would have to think about it. No, you don't and no I can't cook. I might be able to cook some things, he mentioned. As for what happens after your last wish...I get pushed back into the lamp and the lamp get thrown off into some other place so I can continue with the serving. Aric crossed his legs and watched the man Unless you wish me free. If you wish me free then I...well, I actually have no idea what would happen after that, haven't gotten that far in this rule book. he said and glanced to his lamp. Just so you know, I can't leave until I've granted your last two wishes.
Thread: Rub and Wish

We need to get you some new clothes before you leave then. He looked the raggedy boy over before getting out his colorful red scarf, a prized possession, and handing it to him. Try to cover your nakedness until we can get to a store. He padded his hair, rubbing it back, his palm brushing over the boy's ear. May I see that book? Gage would have thought he would have had some pamplet, tablet, or scroll, but can't beat good old English bookbinding, he had to guess. Probably would be something foreign and difficult to read, if he even could. That would be a good wish, come to think about it. What was that again when you could read and speak everything? Omniprescent, omnipotence... Omnilingual? Maybe say he had a Gift of Tongues. I wish I could use the wishes of everyone else in Christendom.
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Aric worked the scarf over himself and tried to cover what he could. He shook his head after the man worked with his hair, blushing ever so slightly. Um, I'm not actually sure... he glanced at the book and licked his lips. I guess it should be okay. he finally said handing over the book to his new master. And as for that wish, I think that goes under stealing. Nice try though, he chuckled and started to head out toward the door. A better wish along those lines would be... he stopped, covering his mouth. He still hadn't figured out if he wanted to serve this man for more than three wishes, I mean... he licked his lips and tried to come up with a better answer. I mean, the one you had first...about the 1,000 more wishes. he sighed, knowing he couldn't lie I can grant that wish, if you wish it.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Gage looked over the ragged boy as he moved to the door in the dim lighting, orange shadows cast off the pot by the candle, foul fumes drifting off the cheap candles with the smoke. Tried to trick me earlier then? How can I know that this isn't simply another trick?He moved the lamp over the candle, allowing the flame to flick at the bottom. I think I will risk it though. I with for one thousand more wishes. After heading the lamp a bit, he scooped some of the dripping wax into the opening of the lamp end, wondering how the genie would move in and out if it was blocked. For the wish after I wish for a good meal. The one after that I wish that I could read, speak, write, and understand any language.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Aric frowned when the other moved his lamp towards a candle. It's not a trick. I didn't know, I'm new at this. he said and snapped his fingers, making it so the man had 1,000 more wishes. Snapping his fingers again for the meal, and once more for the last wish. The meal was placed on the floor on wooden plates. Aric frowned a bit at the plates but shrugged, it was the meal that counted. The meal was that of a boar, manchet, plums sat in a bowl next to a cup of wine. Does that suit you? he asked, gesturing to the food. I'm not really sure how you are going to test the language, but you should be able to do all that you wished for.
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The man picked up the tray, taking it to his small table and sitting on the chair there. He took a second third knife, one which he had left behind and therefore didn't have stolen, and began to cut the boar with it. He'd need to think about using a wish to punish that Jew who robbed him and the others who swindled him. Then again, he wouldn't have bags of gold if it wasn't for him, so maybe he would wait his time. Come on over here. You may make do without food in the lamp but surely you need some outside of it. He sipped some of the wine beofre moving the table carefully so as to not knock over the candle. He nodded for Aric to sit on his bed while offering him some of the boar leg. He also tried to open and read the book to see if his wish had come true, but the candle melted bit on the page and nearly lit up some of the grease from the boar.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Aric blinked and moved over to the man taking the boar leg any way, about to nibble on some of it when he saw the book nearly light up. Watch it! he yelled and dropped the boar leg trying to grab the book away from the potential fire. I need this book, I don't know how this works! Please, be careful with it. he said to the man, feeling as if he was going to have a heart attack. He sighed when he thought that the book was out of danger and turned to the boar's leg again, snapping his fingers getting the dirt off of it and took a bite out of it. He moved to the bed and sat down. So what are you going to do with the rest of your wishes?
Thread: Rub and Wish

There went the food to the ground as he moved the book from the candle, fearing that the Saracen might knock it over while grabbing for the tome.I wish you'd lighten up. His newly gained knowlegde over languages let him know how he might have just asked for him to glow like the sun or be set alight. Either one being less than helpful for his well being. I retract that wish! Wait, did Saracens eat pork or drink wine? Maybe he was mixing them up for some other group. I'm notsure what I will do with all of them, but I wish for you to get yourself a few sets of clothing, some things you like and some good for showing you as mine servant, slave, property, whatever. I think that we are going to be together for a looong time. He took a bite from some bread before offering a seperate piece to Aric.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Aric snapped his fingers, putting himself in a basic tunic and pants. He was never too wild about clothing. As for the other clothing he snapped his fingers and looked down to the bed, where he had left the clothes. What are you looking for? he asked, snapping his fingers again, going through the clothes that he could create. Lots of skin showing, no skin showing, a collar, cuffs, what? he asked, looking over to Gage. He took the bread from Gage, he was right he didn't need to eat even outside of the lamp, but he liked the tastes of the food anyway. He moved to sit down on the bed again, still snapping his fingers looking through clothes that he could think of.
Thread: Rub and Wish

Gage looked over some clothes that were practically transparent before looking further down the line, seeing little English looking stuff. But the food, the reading, the gold, the clothes... He leaned over, grabbing the sides of the genies head and kissing each cheek and the forehead, like the Frenchman seemed to do when they were happy. I wish to immortality for the next hundred year, with a warning period every month before the end so I can wish again if I wish. I wish that you could hear my wishes even if I'm underwatyer or otherwise can't speak. I wish for it to be easier to make people not question how I am getting all this new stuff. He lifted him up then sat back down on the chair, which creacked and started to break under their combined weight. Do you think you could act like my servant or bastard son?
Thread: Rub and Wish

Aric blinked and smiled a bit at the kisses. Alright, alright, slow down. I can't snap my fingers that quickly. he explained and laughed a bit. One for immortality for the next one hundred years, along with a warning he snapped his fingers another for the always hearing wishes, he snapped his fingers again And the last for the talent of persuasion. he snapped his fingers for the last time and licked his lips as he was picked up and held on a creaky chair. Well, considering I am sort of your servant anyways, I would say yes, I can. He smiled As for the bastard son, I suppose I could. Can't be that hard.
Thread: Rub and Wish

I would also wish for a similar though distinct warning for when I am down to my last hundred wishes. He was smiling for a bit before thinking of something. How did you get into the lamp anyways, shorty? He looked down at the boy, who may or may not have still been thin from the near starving. He watched him licking his lips wondering if it was for the kisses before realizing that servants were supposed to say no to things. That was how they were brought up. they wouldn't say if they were really hungry. Eat. He ordered, offering a plum. Don't make me use a wish to make you healthy. I will, but only if you don't start filling yourself in a bit.
Thread: Every Action Has An Equal But Opposite Reaction

Not so much a rule, as something members should be aware of Staff and members are all people and not all people are going to get along for one reason or another. Since this is independent of position, members do have the ability to place staff on 'mute' in chat. However, doing this does not mean that rules will not be enforced. Quite the contrary. Just because a member decides to 'mute' a staff member, the staff member can indeed still see that person's comments, can indeed still delete that person's comments should the need arise though this should never be abused by any staff member, can indeed still kickban that person admin excluded from the chat at any given time if the need should arise. That said, if a member chooses to place a staff member on 'mute', they are then choosing to potentially risk their time in chat to an extent because they are choosing to cut communications between themselves and said staff member. End of story. So, if the 'muted' staff member is the only one in chat at a particular time and the person doing the 'muting' breaks a rule, the standard verbal warning they would typically get cannot be given. Thus, the 'muted' staff member has no choice but to temporarily kick default kick should be 2 minutes the member doing the 'muting' as a means of indicating that they've done something wrong, though they will also be sure to send you a courtesy PM indicating what you've done so that you are aware of the offense and not left wondering what you've done wrong. If the member doing the 'muting' decides to stir up trouble as a result of being kicked from chat for such things there will be harsher repercussions ie, temp andor perma chat bans depending on the offense and this is mainly because they have chosen to cut off communications from staff making our job harder and if they cannot accept this and the fact that we have no choice but to do certain things to work around that, then that is no longer our problem, but their own. And, if this is something that cannot be accepted, then I strongly suggest that people think harder before 'muting' a staff member.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Emi set down the phone as a distinctly excited twinkle glistened in her eyes. She had just gotten off the phone with her new employer, a man by the name of Derek Wheeler who lived in LA and apparently was quite an accomplished medical researcher. He had seen her online add for a live-in maid, and had called her without delay. She pumped her fist up into the air in an excited manner and hurried off to her room to pack up her few things quickly to head off to LA without further notice. There was so much to do and so very little time! She didn't want to make her employer wait, so she rushed out the door after making sure to pack everything she needed and headed toward the train station to take the first flight to LA that she could get. After a flight that would have left any ordinary person exhausted, Emi arrived at Derek's front doorstep with a glistening smile spread across her face. In her right hand she held her suitcase packed tightly with a few changes of clothes among other personal goods along with her travel paperwork. Perhaps a bit too eager to begin, she rapped her knuckles on the door and awaited Derek's reply.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Derek stood up out of his seat and walked towards the door. He opened the door. Are you the maid? he asked without asking further information yet. Derek was person of medium length and had quite good looks. He looked a bit tired because he was working for 3 hours. Without waiting for her answer on his question, he said Come in before you get sick. The weather can change very soon.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Emi nodded and stepped inside, taking a quick look around his house before bending down to take off her shoes and place them beside the wall, I am Emi, your new maid. I hope we can get along well and my services will be satisfactory for you. Don't hesitate to ask me any questions you may have before I begin. As you doubtless already know, I can cook, clean, wash clothes, and even watch over the house while you are away. I am an all-in-one live-in maid, at your service, a maid extraordinaire.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Well Emi, you get payed 75 an hour. You can sleep here. Eat here and all. You can do the housework in any order you prefer. But you can not come in my private room. It's the room with the darkest door at you left, he said. Any questions can be asked. And can you tell me your age? He looked really tired and wasn't really paying attention to everyting.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

I turn twenty this year, Emi replied with a smile, Thank you for hiring me... To be honest, I don't have that much experience in working for pay so I hope I will continue to do my best despite being paid for my services. You see, most of the time I was simply working for family or friends of the family in exchange for favors... Well, anyway, don't mind me. I'll just get started on dusting the house and I'll have your meals prepared at the usual times. I'll just use whatever I find in the kitchen if you don't mind me using your cooking utensils.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

What is mine, is yours, he said, but you can go to the store when you need something. I'll pay that too. But I need to continue my research now He went into his private room and continued his research.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Emi nodded again and let him return to his room, starting on the cleaning as she said she would. While she worked, she took brief breaks to head into the kitchen and start on their first supper meal, letting the veggies boil over a low flame. By dinner time, she had managed to take care of most of the house except for Derek's room of course. A thick, aromatic smell wafted throughout the house as Emi bounced into the kitchen and lifted the lid off of the pot, taking a long wif of the contents and sighing with content. It smelled just right.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Derek was still working hard on his research. His entire desk was filled with papers. It was total chaos. Damn, he said in himself, I hope that this will work... Now, he wanted to forget his research for a while. He stood up, walked towards the door and openend it. He walked towards the kitchen and said And, what do you think of this place?
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

I think it still needs a good mopping, but otherwise I think its a cute little house, Emi smiled, You have a very nice place. I'm surprised that they let you conduct research from your house... I mean, don't most experiments require very carefully regulated environments? I don't know much about that sort of stuff myself, but its what I have heard. The maid waved her hand across the hearty meat and vegetable stew that she had made for the two of them, But turning the discussion back to the meal before us, please help yourself. There is plenty.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

I don't really do experiments here. I just do the basic research. And in the basement is a experiment room but it's small and safe, he said. He sat down on a chair and asked What did you prepared? He looked even more tired then he looked before.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Well, you didn't have that much on hand and I didn't want to take a break from my cleaning to get ingredients for anything fancy, so I just made us some delicious and nutritious stew. I hope you like it, since I studied hard to be able to prepare western dishes like this. Please, eat up, it should help you feel better after a long day's work. I know it makes me feel better.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

He took some of the stew and started to eat. It tastes... Delicious! he told her. Damn, it has been a long time since I had something like this... Normally it were pizza's and fries. He smiled.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Pizza and fries? You should vary your diet and keep away from high salt and fatty foods when possible, Master, Emi shook her head from side to side, If you like, I could make you some pizza sometime. It will take some work to get the dough to your liking, but I'm sure with some patience we can make it work. After all, making people's favorite foods is what I like best. She served herself a bowl of the stew and ate in silence, smiling at her master from time to time. This was a simple yet pleasant life, she thought, and something that she could easily get used to and even very fond of. Her employer was a bit reclusive, but kind, someone that she felt she could serve with pleasure.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

He ignored what she said because he knew he wasn't living good and a man needed to live. But he was a very busy person. He ate his food a bit to fast. But he really enjoyed it and refilled his bowl. Well, you really are the best maid of the world! he said with a big smile. He was happy. That was one long time without being happy, he thought in himself.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Why, thank you, Emi beamed with unveiled joy at his praise, I try hard to do my best, but I really am just getting started with my work. I have a lot still left to do after dinner, like the laundry and such... Which reminds me, could you set your laundry basket outside your room? I may not go inside to fetch it myself after all.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

If you promise me to stay off my papers, then you can go in. Because the papers are the only private things in the room. And we need to trust each other. So you can go in, he said with a smile. He knew this was a good start, he really hoped he could trust her. But she seemed a nice girl that wouldn't disobey anything like this. He really trusted Emi, although he didn't knew her that well.
Thread: Maid Extraordinaire!

Of course, Emi promised, I really doubt I would be able to understand them even if I did read them anyway. I'm thankful to you for employing me even without knowing very much about me, so of course I wouldn't betray your trust by disobeying your direct orders. She gave him a polite nod and took another taste of the strew, eating much slower than her new master as meals were one of the few occasions that she took her time.