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Thread: The Split

Andrew had rushed to get there on time and was seated at a table further in the restaurant, when he saw her. With a smile, he surged to his feet to wave her over, but at that moment another waitress was zooming by and his quickly raised hand overturned the tray of drinks balanced on the woman's palm. Surprised, Andy watched as the glasses crashed to the floor, almost all of them breaking and spilling their contents on the rust colored tiles, a look of horror on his face as he let his eyes finally meet with the waitress's. Geez! Great! Thanks, asshole! the brunette haired woman snapped at him as she shook her hands free of moisture, looking down irritatedly at her shirt which was now drenched with soda. Feeling extremely guilty, Andy was nervously grabbing napkins from the dispenser on the table, even as he stumbled over profusely offered apologies. I'm sorry. I'm so, so, sorry. I should have been paying better attention. Damn right, you should've! Don't touch me! she said harshly, suddenly slapping his hands away aggressively when he'd tried to help clean the mess off of her shirt. Andy flinched and stood back defensively as she huffed angrily and stomped away to disappear through a door on the back wall of the building. Embarrassed, he glanced around as he adjusted his tie and finally spotted Messiah again. Hey, you made it! he said happily, sparing one more wary glance behind himself to make sure the angry waitress wasn't back yet. I was a little nervous that you might not show up. --Not that that happens to me a lot, or anything! he blurted defensively with an ingratiating smile. Course, I don't really bump into old friends all that often either. And he laughed skittishly about that. Still flustered from what had just happened and worried about what kind of impression he was making, Andy cleared his throat and quickly changed the subject. Well, it's great to see you. You look amazing. And then he was on the other side of the table, pulling her chair out for her and offering it to her. I'm sorry if I seem weird. I'm just...having a stressful day. You know how it is.
Thread: The Split

As per tradition, Messiah's nonchalant, somewhat lethargic attitude reigned supreme. She had learned many years ago that letting her worries weigh heavy on menial happenings was - in a nutshell - a waste of time and energy. In reply she adopted a rather casual facade that gave her a lax demeanor. She could not, however, fight back the smile that crept forth as Andrew had mentioned her appearance. Messiah was a roguish looking woman with striking features and long, shapely legs. Her family consisted of Egyptian nomads and barterers she adopted a natural bronze hue to her coffee-colored skin. Her eyes were light, a ginger-ale like hue with flaxen flecks scattered about. She was a beautiful woman with a shaggy, starless mane and a coolant attitude. I don't understand how you let stress become so overwhelming, she noted kindly. She silently thanked him for his gesture and rested her backside on the chair's face. Her legs were long and powerful but in the same sense, elegant. It had taken virtually twenty-three years for her to learn to love them and maneuver them so it wasn't physically awkward. You work too hard. You need to relax, Andrew.
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She was more beautiful than he remembered, in an untamed and exotic way, and as he helped her scoot in, he discreetly rubbed his sweating palms on the front of his pants before coming around the table. Eying the mess still on the floor, Andy gingerly stepped around it, trying not to get any soda on his shoes - he'd been lucky enough as it was to avoid getting splashed with it in the first place. And then he spent a few minutes struggling not to worry about when the waitress would be back to clean it up. Heh, yeah, he said with an ironic shake of his head as he took his seat across from her. If I relax, I don't get paid. It was meant to be a joke but it was more true than he would have liked to admit. Jesus. Just put a sign around your neck that says I need a pity fuck. Andrew blinked. Was... wait what was that? Nervously, Andy adjusted his tie and smiled weakly at Messiah, trying not to freak the hell out. Keep makin' jokes like that and you might as well ask for the check now. A voice! Someone's voice! In his head...! There was a voice in his head! Oh, for fucks sake. Move over, pussy. And then suddenly Andrew could no longer feel himself sitting at the table. His arms and legs were gone and he wasn't breathing. But he could still hear and see, yet he was moving, and he was talking. But he wasn't controlling his mouth or even directing the thoughts behind those words. Actually, I was really stressed about seeing you today I wanted to make a good impression, he said with a casual shrug. Everything about him from the way he sat in his chair and the way he smiled at her had changed, more relaxed and cocky than he'd been a few seconds ago. Casting a dark appraising look up and down her body, he smiled and smugly said, But I'm alright now. Then his attention drifted from Messiah and he stuck two fingers into his mouth and gave a clipped whistle. Hey! he shouted at the cashier in the front of the restaurant, grabbing the guy's attention. Can I get some service over here? His tone was dripping with condescension and he gave the guy a rude look, before settling back into his seat and smiling at his date again. By the way, call me Drew everybody does. Then just as suddenly, whatever the hell that was, it was gone and Andy was sitting back in his seat again. For a moment or two he just sat there silently, not sure what to say and hoping she didn't notice. The last thing he wanted was for her to think that he was a freak or losing his mind. He could deal with this problem later, but for now, he just needed to act normal. And then a waiter spontaneously appeared beside their table smiling graciously at them both. Hello, my name is Bill and I'll be your waiter today. Can I start you folks off with some drinks? Andy was having trouble finding his voice and for a few seconds he gaped stupidly at the man. Order, fucktard. Hearing that internal voice again jolted him awake and he stammered, Uh... I'll have a lemonade.
Thread: The Split

Unlike Andrew who was compelled to work hard and earn his keep, Messiah was a little less structured. She cherished her maxims and personal philosophies, most of which concerned some anagrams that all translated into live in the moment. The nomadic Egyptian remnant was spontaneous to a degree that was virtually inhuman. She was brazen with a capricious outlook and a rather unpredictable demeanor. As Andrew seated himself, Messiah evenly crossed her cardigan over her plump bust and folded either arm over her chest. I never quite understood how we, as humans, can so willingly relinquish our freedom in return for monetary gain. I realize that we need some manner of income to support us but ... there's only so much work we can endure. It was when Andrew became tyrannized by some unknown anomaly that Messiah had glanced away briefly. She resettled her gaze upon the man, unaware of the sudden change of presence but completely aware of the new facade he adopted. As for his comment concerning a good impression, Messiah was pleased. Impressions, of course, were pertinent in modern society though she seemed impartial to it. She cast her gaze down the instant he beckoned rather rudely for their waiter, running her fingers through the mane that spilled unevenly over each of her broad shoulders. Did she condone such behavior? Absolutely not, but at the time she had been too hungry and too tired to even bother caring. Drew , she repeated in her head. I'll have a shirley temple. She sat silent after that, regarding her date with a somewhat quizzical gaze. Had something changed? If so, what? It irked her that she was unable to place her finger on it, however, she shoved the notion aside for the time being. When do you work next?
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It was cool. Everything was alright. He was just stressed, that's all. Nothing to worry about. Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and have a panic-attack right here? She'll think it's sexy. Everything was fine! Breathe in, breathe out! When their waiter hurried off to fill their orders, Andy tried to get a handle on himself and his thoughts, avoiding what clearly felt like another presence inside his head. Messiah was a lovely distraction with her question and he looked across the table at her with a small smile. Well...uh... He'd been about to tell her that he was on his lunch break and that he'd need to leave in half an hour, but that feeling from before came over him again. Actually, I have the rest of the day off, Drew said with a shrug. He most certainly did not! My boss is real chill like that. No he wasn't! Mr. Williams was anything BUT 'chill'! Relax, numbnuts. I got this. In fact, I'm probably gonna get a promotion soon. I've been licking the guy's balls for enough years. But if I don't, I might just quit. It's not worth it for how demeaning everything is. Oh, my God! This thing was trying to get him fired! Hey. That hurts my feelings. Give me some credit here. I'm not trying to get you fired, I'm trying to get you laid, dumbass. And being a professional kiss-ass is only attractive if she's got a fetish for it. When the waiter stopped by to drop off their drinks, Andy had a moment to relax when he was given control again. He thought about correcting the things this Drew guy said, but realized it would be too awkward to suddenly change his mind about needing to work. Maybe when his lunch break was almost over, he could pretend to get a phone call and 'reluctantly' go back to work. Don't cock-block me, man. How did that even make sense?! Nervously, Andy directed his attention back to Messiah, finding it hard to focus with this constant loss of control and the conversation that was going on in his head. Uh... So, it's been a while, huh? Are you still in contact with Brie and all them? Their old friends who'd introduced them. What have you been up to? Where are you working now?-- Do you have a boyfriend? Drew added with a crooked grin. Seriously! Knock it off! I'm helping!
Thread: The Split

Vulgar language had been something Messiah was accustomed to. Being raised in a house overflowing with young boys did a number on her sanity and, in the same breath, allowed her to adopt their foul mannerisms. Though she appeared to be an extremely attractive, somewhat cryptic goddess, she inwardly harbored the vocabulary of an eight-teen year old thug. While Andrew seemed to fight amongst himself, Messiah's eyes appeared to be preoccupied. They haphazardly molested the frothy, bottom-heavy glass that the waiter was balancing on his trek to their table. Her laid her drink in front of her she marveled it, the perspiring beauty of the thick, syrupy grenadine sitting idle at the bottom of the glass and a colorful mixture of soda and orange juice. She silently thanked the waiter and guided the straw to her lips before taking a dramatic, long sip. I'm not, she replied drably, her lengthy eyelashes beating in sync with her voice, I have no interest in people who have no interest in me. Reciprocation is a beautiful thing. Another sip. She paused, glanced at Andrew with an almost quizzical expression and inadvertently slapped her pierced tongue on the roof of her mouth - it was a habit, a bad one. The usual, I'm afraid. Lounging around at my place, low light cast, listening to my wannabe 80's post-punk revival, she half-jested, though the tone in her voice was a smidgen too monotonous to tell. The relaxed Egyptian sprite flashed a meager grin and crossed her right leg over its sister. I'm a massage therapist. I'm working at a spa downtown for the time being. The next question had caught her idly off guard. But, she seemed all to eager to answer it. Of course not. A lapse of silence. Men find me too uncaring, which of course is understandable but ... there's only so much interest I can show in a person before I lose it. And what about yourself?
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

Image not exactly safe for work. Zig was just sitting up in her bed, staring into the morning sun. SHe had been waiting for someone to come into her forest house and find her, some nice male who she hoped would have heard of her. She got up, stretching herself and wandering out of her house, naked as always, to take a look around the wonderful forest that she lived in. IT was beautiful with many trees and forests. Another beautiful morning... Zig does not belong to me, btw. I'm using her as my character for this, though. b
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

not mine either Jason was walking in the forest and spotted something in the distance. He went over and discovered a naked and very sexy girl wandering out all alone. He went over and smiled. Hey there little lady! he said with a smile. He was naked as well but didn mind much.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

...that hardly looks like a guy. That's a sexy lady. She looked over and then she grinned. Hey there! she said, leaning back against a tree, her breasts on full display. She was good at showing off her body, seeing as she had done it quite a bit before. She used to be a porn star, though had retired to live in sex without being filmed.
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edited it He smiled at her and looked her over. You are very beautiful he said. She started to grow a bit hard from the sight. What are you doing out here naked? he asked her
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

Out here? Naked? I used to be a porn star. You heard of the Zig-Zag, the porn star? she asked, purring as she spread her legs to show off her wonderful, already dripping slit. I'm out here looking for sex that isn't monitored or watched, just pure sex...as for the nudity, I love being naked.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

He smiled Mind if I help you with those goals? he asked with a grin. He pulled her close and rubbed against her, his paws gripping her plump ass.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

She moaned softly and then she pressed her heavy tits against his chest. I don't mind at all...certainly wouldn't mind getting fucked by you like we were animals...how about it, do me right here, right now, against this tree.
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He smiled and pressed his cock into her. Well then prepare to scream Jason he said. He slid is 9 inch long cock into her with a groan. Damn you're tight for a porn star! he said squeezing in.
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She cried out in pleasure at the nine inches being pushed into her tight pussy. Fuck...oh so good... she whined and then she whispered, I know a couple of tricks to really making my pussy ultra tight, so that it's like fucking a virgin, every time.
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He grinned and started to pound away at her pussy, lifting her off the ground and grabbing her legs. With every thrust he made sure to go as deep as he could. He licked her nipples and suck them as he groaned from how good it felt
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

Zig stayed quiet for a bit before she began to cry out in pleasure, her snatch soaking his shaft in hot juices already. Something that was also amazing about her was that she had a tendency to already make a lot of juices from out of her pussy. Just imagine how much would be there when she came. Fuck me! she cried out in pleasure, her breasts bouncing from his work in her.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

He pounded her harder and smiled, lifting her legs onto his shoulders and holding her up by her ass. He squeezed her ass hard and bit one of her nipples.
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She gasped and said, Not so hard! No biting! she then nipped at his ear before she pressed her lips to his in desperate lust and passion, her juicy pussy actively coating his cock in her nice girl juices, the juices dripping off onto the ground below even now as they fucked outside like this.
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He kissed her back, his tongue sliding into her mouth as he pounded her harder. His lust for her screams grew and he spanked her with every thrust. His thrusts deep and fast into her tight pussy
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

After a bit, she gripped his arms and got him to stop, her ass stinging like hell. She loved the spanking, but one per each thrust? Her ass began to turn quite red as she enjoyed the hot sex, nearing a big, powerful orgasm.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

He nodded and just groped her ass as he kept going hard and faster. He licked all over her breasts and nipples. He let out a big groan, I'm gonna cum Zig! he said, kissing at her neck.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

Me too! Oh...c-cum in me...AH!!! she cried out in bliss as she came, a huge amount of juices splashing onto him and bathing his cock, groin, legs, even his belly in a huge amount of her girl juices, her snatch now like a vice on his cock, trying to milk it.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

He groaned as she tightened around him and burst deep inside her, pumping her full of his hot fox cum. He kissed her deeply and let her down from his shoulders. He slowly pulled out and pulled her close. Well that was fun he said with a grin
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

Oh, yes it was, and we're going to have more... she said, grinning as she led him back inot her house. The house was wonderful, all of the walls covered in furs and nice sorts of padding and the temperature was also perfect. She led him to her super comfortable looking couch in front of an HD3DTV and she laid down on it, spreading her legs again. Unless, of course, you'd rather not fuck me some more...
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

He grinned and looked around. nice place he said. He spotted her with her legs spread and pounced onto her and slammed into her. He thrusted hard and slow, plowing deep into her pussy. He kissed down her neck and wrapped his lips around her nipple, sucking on it gently as his hips kept moving hard into her
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

She let out loud yelps of bliss as he pounded her like that before she began to wail out in joy, her slit drooling around his hardened shaft as he plowed her with it. She gripped his shoulders and she cried out in pleasure. Fuck! FUCK ME! Don't STOP! PLEASE! she cried out in delight, not wanting him to dare stop hammering her tight pussy, which she made sure that it was so tight it was like fucking a tight, teen virgin.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

He pounded her harder and faster, sucking on her nipple harder and squeezing her ass hard. He let our a lust filled groan and looked down at her. You like it hmm? he asked with a slap of her ass
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Yes! I love it! I love having sex! Oh...e-especially with you! she cried out, her breasts bouncing around a whole lot while she was hammered by his cock. She reached for a remote and she asked, You want to watch some HD porn while we fuck?
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

He grinned an nodded. find one with a fox pounding a slut he said. He pounded her harder, grabbing her bouncing breasts and squeezing them hard as he groaned out. He felt his climax grow near and smiled wide.
Thread: The Forest of Fun (for KevinR778)

She managed to find one and then she dropped the remote and cried out in bliss, the volume up loud enough that it was very easy to hear what was being said and all of the moans and sex noises that were coming from the two on the screen. Zig came all over him again, crying out in pleasure as she coated him and had another huge orgasm.
Thread: The Grand Fuck You Game

Rules are simple. You start off by answering what the person said before. Example '...For running over my kid with your truck! Fuck you......' And the next person continues with their answer, followed by putting 'Fuck you'. STARTS ...for that cheap-ass lapdance. It wasn't worth the money. Fuck you....
Thread: The Grand Fuck You Game

.....for kicking my dog twice! Do it again and I'll kill you! Fuck you.....
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...For taking my fucking CD's you fucking douchebag! Fuck you...
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...for giving me AIDS-- I thought you said you were a virgin. - Fuck you..
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For touching my PS3 when I said not to. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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..., I didn't say you get paid to like it, bitch. Fuck you...
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For spitting when you should have swallowed... Fuck you.
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.....I wanted a Barrett M95 for Christmas! Fuck you.......
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...Damn mother nature for putting a deer in the middle of the road. Fuck you...
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...you damn tease for waiting until I was at your bedroom door before sending me home alone. Fuck you...
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....Peach, I've saved you one too many times. Enough is enough! Fuck you...
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For turning the channel! I like White Collar! Fuck you...
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For telling me I'd get lost en-route. Fuck you...
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Because the change in my pocket just wasn't enough Fuck you!
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... For redeeming the bottles in my recycle bin. Fuck you....
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...for thinking that The Last Airbender movie was halfway decent! You owe me 15 dollars for taking me to see that abysmal trainwreck! Fuck you...
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... For Calling me an idiot every time I prove you wrong! Fuck you...
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...For telling me the shit would be delivered in two days, making me pay the expedited shipping, and making me wait anyways! FUCK YOU!!!!....
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... for getting rid of all the rum! Fuck you....
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Come in here Telling me you got a wee wee weapon, it's not cool!! I'm not gonna touch it I'm not gonna...NO!! Fuck you
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...For leaving the cat outside when he's a house cat and is terrified of the wind alone. Stupid hoo-man. Fuck you...
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...For taking the hobbits to Isengard Fuck you...
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...For shooting me in the foot for no reason! Fuck you...
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...for cutting me off in traffic today, Fuck you, and Fuck that piece of shit chevrolet you were driving too.