Thread: Sglitch

Dave deployed on his rocket board, looking rather ridiculous in his matching red suit. It didn't really matter. He wanted to get where he was going quickly, and it wasn't like anyone was watching him anyway. -- ectoBiologist EB began pestering turntechGodhead TG -- EB woah dave! looking super cool, buddy! pchoooooooo! TG egbert what the royal fancy king of fucks TG how are you seeing this EB jade's 8-ball glasses, remember? i seeeeeeee evvvvvvvverything! wooooooooeeeeeeeeoooooooo TG kinda weird youre spying on me TG i mean TG i know im irresistible and sexy but still EB yes, that is exactly why i am watching you. i love you, dave. TG thanks EB jk haha you are actually really ugly and no one loves you. TG good one EB seriously though, where are you off to in such a hurry? why don't you come chill out with me and jade? TG im going to the denizen TG i need to fix my broke ass time travel TG so i can fix our game TG once and for all EB dave, you're not even god tier yet! you'll get yourself killed! EB doesn't this sound all really familiar? some stupid guy rocketing off to get his face messed up by a really tough dude? EB and the much cooler, sensible guy talking him out of it? TG consider me fully informed on the irony of the situation TG john im not going to fight him TG davesprite told me that hephaestus knows how to fix things TG if he can fix the time travel then i can go back again TG i hope TG i mean who fucking knows anymore TG rose would probably TG just trust me ok EB alright........ EB but at least promise me you'll get out of there if things get too heavy TG yeah as soon as things start looking like they might get heavier than the ass of a fat lady who inherited a chocolate factory ill peace out TG but im done sitting around wasting away in this fucking place TG something has to be done EB i know........ hey, do you want me to come with? back you up? TG no i think this is something i gotta do on my own EB ugh, when will you get over that! we're friends! we're supposed to help each other! TG ill talk to you later john -- turntechGodhead TG ceased pestering ectoBiologist EB -- The blonde teen continued his upward movement into the dark horizon toward the seventh gate. A red spirograph hovering in midair awaiting the Hero of Time to enter and face his denizen. Unfortunately, Dave didn't quite know what to expect. Davesprite had informed him that Hephaestus was a bit angry the first time he approached. Kept going off about some sort of Forge. Turned out the guy was just super frustrated when it appeared Jade wasn't entering the medium. The forge was important to completing the game. But that was in another timeline. The forge existed in this timeline as Jade had successfully made it in. So perhaps he'd be a bit more willing to chat this time around... He couldn't help but feel nervous either way. --- Meanwhile, the former so-called leader of the troll party grumbled to himself as he read Terezi's response. Most of his irritation came from not being able to respond before she promptly logged off. For all he knew, she had no intention of watching movies with him and just wanted him to stop bothering her. It wasn't until he heard the light tapping of her cane down the hall that he perked up and moved to the door. He tried to keep his jubilation upon seeing Terezi approaching to a minimum. KARKAT YES, EXCELLENT. I KNEW YOU WOULD COME TO YOUR SENSES. KARKAT MAYBE YOU'RE FINALLY WILLING TO ADMIT MY SUGGESTION WAS A GOOD ONE. KARKAT OKAY, I'LL CONCEDE THAT THESE HUMAN FILMS ARE BARELY BETTER THAN A ROTTING HOOFBEAST UDDER BUT WHAT FUCKING CHOICE DO I HAVE? KARKAT I'VE SEEN ALL OF OUR FILMS. KARKAT AND IF I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH A PARTICULARLY AWFUL ONE THEN I'D PREFER TO DO IT WITH A FRIEND. KARKAT SO EXCUUUUUUSE ME FOR NOT WANTING TO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE ALONE. KARKAT SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION YES, IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. KARKAT THANK YOU. The past sweep had done little to mellow out the crabby troll, who still spoke loudly and obnoxiously. He ducked back into the room which he had claimed for himself. The strange laboratory that occupied their meteor was full of confusing contraptions, large closets and hidden passageways that they were still discovering even now. This particular room was dark and off to the side so he wouldn't be bothered most of the time. It was littered with trashy troll romance novels and movie posters now, but Karkat didn't give a shit. They lived here so might as well make it like the hive. KARKAT OKAY, LET ME CATCH YOU UP ON WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE SO FAR. KARKAT I WAS NICE AND PAUSED IT ONCE YOU STATED YOU WERE COMING DOWN. KARKAT YOU'RE WELCOME. KARKAT OH BY THE WAY I'M PERFECTLY AWARE YOU WERE TALKING WITH STRIDER. KARKAT I CAN TELL THIS BECAUSE OCCASIONALLY I STILL CHECK ON THE HUMANS. KARKAT PRE-EMPTIVE FUCK YOU TO WHATEVER YOU WERE GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT. KARKAT THE SMUG PRICK SMILED AND HE ONLY SEEMS TO DO THAT WHEN TALKING WITH YOU, THESE DAYS. IT'S SICKENING. KARKAT BET HE'S ALL MOPEY AGAIN NOW THAT I DRAGGED YOU AWAY. SERVES HIM RIGHT. HE SHOULD BE BOTHERING HIS IDIOT HUMAN FRIENDS. Karkat waltzed back to his computer and curiously pulled up the Trollian window. He hoped to bring up Dave's viewport and prove himself right about the moping, but was instead greeted with the sight of a flying coolkid blasting off into the sky toward a dangerous looking gate. His eyes widened in surprise almost immediately. KARKAT SWEET BLEEDING JEGUS. Karkat quickly looked back to Terezi. Okay, that was probably not the right reaction to have. Damage control time. KARKAT I MEAN KARKAT OH, THERE HE IS. BEING AS FUCKING LAME AND BORING AS USUAL AND CERTAINLY NOT DOING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS BORDERLINE SUICIDAL. Karkat smacked his forehead. That went about as well as expected. -- As the gate swiftly approached, Dave fired up the chat client once more. Perhaps it would be wise to inform Terezi of the plan. After all, she was essentially his partner in crime. For once, however, he was having trouble thinking what to say. -- turntechGodhead TG began trolling gallowsCalibrator GC -- TG okay so i came up with an idea TG and by i i mean davesprite TG who is me so i do still mean i TG its a bit dangerous but itll be fine TG you there tz? TG guess youre busy TG okay well i might not be able to reply very much soon so TG you know TG thanks TG for setting things in motion again TG anyway later -- turntechGodhead TG ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator GC --