Thread: Do The Claws Make The Beast? (ThomasRHellsing & darkangel76)

Thomas snorted lightly at his not daughter. Looking at her as he walked, he said, Wal-Mart had over 5800 stores on all eight continents, it has no unions, over work their employees, follow the most lax safety protocols that will keep OSHA from getting involved. I always figured my hell would be this Super store, and that was before I was a demon. It's a bit funny how The Morning Star manages to reinvent itself. Knowing his daughter had never met the betrayer. He pointed at the Wal-mart Smiley face mascot, Think about it daughter, Thou shall not worship false idols, Gluttony, They shall not covet thy neighbors property. If your a single mother, or even a person forced to stretch two hundred dollars or a few weeks groceries, you come here. You pray for a good deal. Plus the entire five mile building is a Temple of savings. It's funny, religious nuts say video games and movies are evil, and yet ignore the obvious. Snorting a bit he said, Hell, I wonder what would happen, if the religious realized Satan was the first one to make religion. Back in the old days I saw Angels angry as Christians were fed to lions. As the witches in Salem were burned. If Nero hadn't taken it too far then Rome might still be a power house. Raping Gabriel's human daughter because he was convinced she was a witch. Boy I bet She was pissed when her lead Angel set fire to the whole city. A voice that sounded like sex personified spoke, My my, look what the Lion dragged in. To even their demon eyes the woman appeared like nothing special spiritually. Of course her body looked like sex personified. Legs that went on for miles, a caramel latina skin tone. A inch higher then the knee red and back skirt. 8 inch heels. A tight top that revealed a pierced belly button. A red top, and red finger nails. Lips blood red, and dark brown eyes, perfect raven hair. Net to her was a woman who reeked with demonic power, she smelled of snakes, obviously Egyptian if not for the other woman next to her she was the to attractive woman probably on the planet. Thomas smirked, Cleopatra, Lucillia, been awhile. I take it this appearance is because I said one of your names? The woman spoke, You know me so well Liger boy, I have to admit, I sensed your soul being mashed up I'd hoped it would be destroyed, guess a girl can't get everything can she? Thomas put his hand on the blade of Damnation, Call your forces off of my lands, or I go down to the Ninth circle an gut you again. The woman laughed, These aren't the old days, I got tired of actively seeking the humans destruction around World War 2. I broke up the majority of my forces, I'm not stupid enough to take you on. Thomas nodded, So me killing the forces encroach on my land doesn't break out deal? The most infamous betrayer in human history shook her head, Feel free Son Linion the Goddess Slayer, you'd actually be doing me a favor. Those morons are getting sloppy. When the final war comes I'd rather have a few thousand smart soldiers then a hundred million idiots. The man nodded, Well then, until hell freezes over, or we next need to talk. The former arch angel said, Hey Hellsing, hold up a second, I've got some information you might like. Of course, if your wiling to go into the fight blind. Thomas sighed, What do you want in return? Luciel smirked, How about your first child's soul? Thomas nodded, holing out his hand, You may have the being on my current driver's license's first child's soul. The devil smiled, and shook his hand. The energy surged. The woman handed him a large thick scroll saying, Always so clever, things should be getting interesting soon. The woman vanished, no smoke, no sound, just gone. Smirking Thomas said, I figured she was testing me. Legally I'm no longer Thomas Smith, he died when my soul was unlocked. She gave me the scroll for a dead man's first son, I didn't have one so she'll never get anything. She's either worried or truly glad I'm back. He opened the scroll and sighed, Of course it's a scroll of destiny. Means we'll see bad things RIGHT before they happen. Stupid universe. He handed it to his not daughter. Before nearly collapsing into a nearby bench. Sweating coldly he said, That was Satan, when I saw her, felt your father pushing out urgently. Jesus Christ, Satan is real. And I fought him? Well your father did. My head is pounding. Can one of you two call the car?