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Thread: Oyster (M e i x Goatse)

Lucky you get a reply. My head is hurting like a bitch right now, but I keep my promises! Shakes fist Mm. After a few more moments, when Feliks saw that the teen could pretty much walk on his own without fewer stumbles and mishaps in general, the blonde let Pisces walk on his own, still in reachable distance if his slipped or otherwise did something stupid. At least there was only one - thank goodness. Either the rest of them had drowned by the merfolk, drowned by themselves, or had simply drifted off elsewhere. He glanced at Pisces. You lost your memory, yet you remember your name? He asked dubiously. Well, there was selective amnesia - or something of the sort anyway, Feliks never bothered to pay attention when the doctor started to randomly lecture him whenever he got hurt. And what was with that stupid look in his eyes? Like some sort of silly, love-sick woman ah, which reminded him of his fiancee. . .dammit. Looking at him as if he were some sort of savior, or soul mate or something equally silly and ridiculous. And whatever Pisces was hoping for in Feliks' face, it simply wasn't here. He looked bored, and rather disgruntled at having to deal with him. Feliks, he said. The pair had finally managed to make their way to the end of the beach, where sand became slightly more rocky, and Feliks had to pick his way to avoid hurting himself and another visit to the doctor. Careful. Making his way, the blonde finally reached the paved walkway to his own home - why his parents never bothered to finish paving the rest of the way to the beach was beyond him. My home - and yours, for the time being, I suppose, he said reluctantly. He wasn't fond of sharing his home - especially with a stranger. But he supposed he would have to deal with it, and try to find some place to send Pisces off too. Wherever it would be, probably better than the backwards place he came from. Long hair? And a ridiculous name like Pisces? Maybe it was better for him to have come here. Ah, well. At least tonight Markus would be setting up the table for the merfolk - such a pain, that was, to make sure they stayed down while they carved into them. Thrashed and spattered blood everywhere. A nuisance, but a delicious one. listulistulistu
Thread: Oyster (M e i x Goatse)

I'm so sorry. D -cling- Yes... He replied, feigning frustration, Who knew one could forget vital parts of their memory, and still remember their own name? Though, I suppose that's a relief. I don't think I would ever want to come up with another name. He was trying to make friendly conversation, to get the other to enjoy his company more. For, from what he noticed, Feliks seemed rather emotionally distant. It was odd, though, because he wasn't supposed to be emotionally distant. He was supposed to be close, and affectionate! After all, that's how this was meant to happen, they were supposed to fall deeply in love. Oh well, he was just going to have to try harder. After all, nothing worth having is easy to obtain, right? When they had reached the tougher part of the path, Pisces desperately tried to reduce the amount of pain he was feeling upon his feet. Though, that didn't work as well as he would've hoped. This was his first time walking, and he still didn't have the coordination to avoid obstacles such as small rocks, and things of the like. The moment the end was in sight, he sighed with relief, obviously finding a soft path more pleasant than those small rocks. At least Feliks was concerned enough to warn him to be careful along this path. Perhaps things weren't as bad as he thought, if the other cared for him enough to warn him, that must mean something positive for their future. Thank you so much. He cooed softly, I'll be sure to be the best guest I can, I promise. The young boy really hoped he wouldn't ruin this. He was already at the love of his life's house, and he knew that if he messed this up, there'd be no future for him at all. The thought of being rejected alone was enough to cause his heart to ache in such a painful manner. Though... I don't know anyone here... or anywhere else to go when I have to leave. He spoke softly, not liking the prospect of leaving in the least. Pisces had never dealt with the surface, it's culture, or anything like it at all. To be abandoned wold ensure that he wouldn't survive in this new found world. Maybe he could try to get a job as helping out Feliks, that would be a good excuse to stay here! Little did he know, though, that this place would become his worst nightmare. That everything he ever knew about humans was a lie, and that they had committed countless monstrous crimes against his kind without even a single regret. It would be a harsh awakening for Pisces, that was certain.
Thread: Oyster (M e i x Goatse)

It wasn't much of an explanation - but Feliks had heard weirder, other than merfolk. He had heard of people born with fingers and toes fused together, with legs sticking out of their stomach. . .So perhaps selective amnesia wasn't too weird. I see, he said finally, and gave a small shrug. The blonde hesitated at the tone of the others voice, and was quite tempted to pick him up and take him back down to the beach and toss him into the ocean again. Usually people who said that - with that voice - wound up being the worst house guests. You'll learn, you'll adapt. As if it were final. Besides, can't be too different than where you came from. . . He muttered as he led the naked male up to the steps of his large house. The butler opened the double doors, and eyes immediately traveled to Feliks' companion. Some clothes that'll fit him, please, Feliks said, And bring them to our spare guestroom in the west wing. He turned to Pisces, and examined him with a sigh. Come on, might as well get you to your room, he said, and headed towards a flight of stairs towards their left. Your room's in the west wing - here. It was one of their most sought after guest rooms, whenever they had people stay in their home. It was right above the slaughter room and the hold for mermaids - apparently, people liked being able to hear them being killed at odd hours of the night. Feliks turned down a hallway, and opened a door, and stepped aside so Pisces could enter. Your room. The blonde crossed his arms over his chest. Dinner's in a few hours. I'll come and get you when it's time. Luther will be here in a few with some clothes that will fit you. Hopefully.listulistulistu
Thread: Oyster (M e i x Goatse)

I.. I'll try my best. He spoke softly, unsure how to respond. He really wanted to stay here no matter what, though. His heart nearly skipped a beat every time Feliks had spoken to him. Pisces felt it was an honor to even be able to come into his home, let alone be able to stay for awhile. It is quite different though, I'm afraid. The young boy added quietly, knowing he was right about that. When he had seen the butler, he didn't even bother to shield any part of his body. Instead, he had just simply smiled at the man, those blue laced violet eyes showing how terribly excited he was to even be here. Apparently nudity and modesty never correlated in his life. Though he was starting to realize it wasn't human custom to be nude. After all, he was getting strange looks, and everyone else was wearing clothing. However, it seemed as though the former merman would be able to obtain some experience in wearing clothing. For when he followed Feliks, he soon learned he would be able to wear human clothing too! Feeling his heart beat rapidly in his chest, Pisces eagerly nodded, smiling. I can't wait, I'll be excited to see you. He cooed softly, going into the room when the other man motioned for him to. Thank you so much, you're so kind to me. I'm sure dinner will be so lovely, too. Smiling a broad smile, the young boy had no idea of the slaughter that took place in the room below him, or the atrocities that this dinner would bring him. For now, he simply curiously poked around the room, finding every human nick-nack to be quite interesting. He really did love that he finally had the opportunity to walk upon land, and to be with the one he loved. However, Feliks wasn't going to just walk away and allow himself to get lost in any form of though. His adviser had soon interrupted his path, his arms crossed over his chest. Sir. He spoke firmly, his defined features etched with the aches of time, Your fiancee was looking for you, it seemed as though she was very worried. I wouldn't go out without telling anyone, your highness. It's unwise, and it could prove to cause some incidents. If something were to happen to you, we would have no idea where you were. His expensive clothing had told that he had worked here for quite some time, and that he wasn't exactly working for free. This corrupt man had quite a bit of money to his disposal, and he would use it on anything. Then again, nothing less could be expected from Anthony, the adviser who had effectively taken advantage of every ruler he could. Now he was just sinking his fangs into new prey.
Thread: Oyster (M e i x Goatse)

Feliks gave a shrug - for some reason, Pisces was getting on his nerves. He was just too. . .too. . .nice? It wasn't natural , it really wasn't! No one was that damn nice and polite unless they were forced to be that way in certain company Feliks was a perfect example of that. Right, sure, he muttered, and then closed the door behind him as he left the other man to his own devices. No doubt Luther would be there within a few minutes - he was an efficient man, and did his job without questioning his orders. A good hire. And on the other hand a bad hire would be his damn adviser. Damn that man - he always managed to pop up at the most inconvenient times, and annoy him about something or another - usually about his stupid fiancee. The blonde gave a highly undignified snort, and tried not to mimic the other man's pose out of spite. She can go and rot in hell - I don't care about her. It was stupid of mother and father to marry me off like that. Even if it was tradition. And what are the chances of something happening to me? Really now. Thinking about that stupid woman made Feliks grind his teeth - she was just so. . .annoying, although that word didn't quite convey his exact feelings towards her. If he could get away with it, he'd push her out of the balcony and onto the jagged rocks below. Feliks gave a small sight - an adviser for him was completely pointless. Not to mention Anthony had an exorbitant fee on his hire a complete waste of money. Is there anything else you want to bother me about? I have that woman to attend to - let her know I didn't go and drown somewhere. He didn't sound pleased at that prospect, but if he didn't, she'd go and complain to his parents.listulistulistu
Thread: Oyster (M e i x Goatse)

Pisces had nodded and looked rather pleased with himself. When the other was finally gone, Luther had arrived, fitting the young man with some nice clothes. It was a simple pair of slacks and a nice shirt to go with them. It seemed as though this young man wasn't used to clothing, but he adored it regardless. After all, the love of his life wore it, and so would he! When the tailor had finally left, he had pulled the clothing somewhat tight, enjoying the feeling of the fabric upon his soft flesh. So much had happened in one day, and he was so terribly excited. Who knew what he would experience next? Human cuisine was probably going to be good, though. He couldn't wait to try it out! The adviser, however, was given permission by Feliks' parents to act in a way he wouldn't with any other royal figure. He had actually grabbed the man by his hair and hissed into his ear, You're going to play nice with her whether you like it or not. Pushing the prince away, he continued, It's your job to have a child with her. That's what your destiny is, do not question it, and keep your snide remarks to yourself. I can have you sent to a reformatory school any time I so please. You may seem a bit old for it, but they won't doubt me that pleasure. Walking off quietly, it seemed as though Anthony wasn't going to play nice, though. He was simply going to do as he liked, and he was going to make sure that this ruling would be exactly how he wanted it, just like the one previous. In loo of realizing that he had a few hours to himself, though, Pisces had left the house. He was able to leave without much difficulty, as the news of a strange looking boy who came in the building completely nude wouldn't exactly go by unnoticed. They weren't worried about not recognizing the boy with long hair, or his beautiful eyes, and so it would be easy to identify him. Going out to the beach, he had collected some shells that he found to be rare, compared to those he discovered underwater. The young boy finally collected a good amount and returned to his room, waiting for Feliks to arrive. Needless to say, he had the shells upon his lap waiting, biting his lip gently in anticipation. The moment that Feliks were to arrive, he would hand the shells over, speaking a few kind words of friendship. He was sure this scheme wouldn't fail, and so he had managed to change that worried expression to that of a smile. Well, here goes nothing.
Thread: Coca-Cola

Its evil. Like tobacco company evil.
Thread: Coca-Cola

Almost as evil as Disney.
Thread: Coca-Cola

points everyone to last week's episode of South Park.
Thread: Coca-Cola

I don't watch south park, what happened?
Thread: Coca-Cola

Put short, Kenny got a girlfriend, took her to see the Jonas Brothers, got purity rings because of them, Mickey came in and kicked the Jonas Brother's ass because they wanted to stop using the purity rings the only way they could sell sex to teenage girls, Mickey was caught talking crap about the teenage girls being idiots, Mickey went on a rampage and the end of the Jonas Brothers.
Thread: Coca-Cola

Yes, but it's also DELICIOUS. drinks more
Thread: Coca-Cola

Did you know that if you leave a steak soaking in Coke over night, it will completely disolve it bone and all?
Thread: Coca-Cola

Lyra said Did you know that if you leave a steak soaking in Coke over night, it will completely disolve it bone and all? Click to expand... I'll bet you 200 you've never tested that urban legend.
Thread: Coca-Cola

I'll bet you 200 that I have tested the urban legend that it will strip the corrosion off a car battery, though.
Thread: Coca-Cola

Lyra said I'll bet you 200 that I have tested the urban legend that it will strip the corrosion off a car battery, though. Click to expand... That's because rust is structurally weak, almost by definition. Here, let me just cover all the bases at once. !-- m --a classpostlink href m --
Thread: Coca-Cola

I have also seen it strip paint off of a car.
Thread: Coca-Cola

Lyra said I have also seen it strip paint off of a car. Click to expand... I've seen the contents of my stomach strip paint off a car. My body is apparently okay with high acid content.
Thread: Coca-Cola

Trygon said Lyra said I have also seen it strip paint off of a car. Click to expand... I've seen the contents of my stomach strip paint off a car. My body is apparently okay with high acid content. Click to expand... See, comparing Coke to yourself isn't a good way to argue that it isn't evil Try.
Thread: Coca-Cola

I'd drink coca-cola all of the time.
Thread: Coca-Cola

Pepsi Coke Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Thread: Coca-Cola

ZOMBiiE said Pepsi Coke Just thought I'd throw that out there. Click to expand... thank you zombiie. but, since I'm at Try's place for the moment. -sips coke- if I was anywhere NEAR being concerned about my health I probably wouldn't fry my brain on LSD. or destroy my sinus cavities with cocaine. or tar up my lungs with Cigarettes and Marijuana. just sayin.
Thread: Coca-Cola

Coco-Cola For the win 3... By the way, I've tested the steak theory... It doesn't work... But it makes an AWESOME marinade XD
Thread: Coca-Cola

thank you zombiie. but, since I'm at Try's place for the moment. -sips coke- if I was anywhere NEAR being concerned about my health I probably wouldn't fry my brain on LSD. or destroy my sinus cavities with cocaine. or tar up my lungs with Cigarettes and Marijuana. just sayin.quote Gross... cigarettes. D
Thread: Coca-Cola

The steak myth is just that a myth. Myth busters tested it and it failed. I did not watch the entire episode so I dont know how everything else fared. Wait remember a bit now. Toothfail, coinfail though it did get shiny, bonefail. Hmm there may of been more but I dont remember. In the mean Ill dring liquid epic win. If you dont know what I mean I am talking bout Coca-cola. Though I do like orange soda.
Thread: Coca-Cola

GRAPE DRANK
Thread: Coca-Cola

Coke is delightful and burns so good.
Thread: Coca-Cola

DJBayview said GRAPE DRANK Click to expand... . Why does a dairy company make a grape drink?
Thread: Coca-Cola

Personally it all depends for me. I like Coke better from the fountain, but I like Pepsi better from the bottle. But I can't drink them anymore, since I decided against it for my sake. . It's kind of frustrating.
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

drink some fucking potions. duh awesome product was found through stalking L.
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

I must have them O.O
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

I had the mana one, actually. I think it sucks.
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

weather it's good or not isn't the point. LOOK AT THEM!
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

I tried the Mana one as well. It was super disgusting and only lasted an hour and a half before I crashed. I think it also has like 300 times more B12 in it than a human is supposed to ingest in a single day, so it will probably screw up your kidneys if you drink a whole lot of it.
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

I'm a warrior, so I don't need mana anyway Hah -- Dork
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

you must have missed the giant ass health potion I posted as well. 2 votes for no. on the mana tho. I may try one of each because I'm a skeptic.
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

is going to get Quantity health potions by the truckloads. no, that wasn't WoW there. 10 points for who guesses the game
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

Mana potions are icky. .
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

I love the way they taste.listulistulistu
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

Oh, I've had those. XD I made faces the entire time I was drinking Mana. Health wasn't as bad.
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

I said I needed health as a disregard to the bad reviews on the mana. I knew there was a health one too P
Thread: oh noes! I'm outta mana and low on HP! what to do?!

A good energy drink should not be savored. It should be ingested as quickly as possible. Indeed. And I am amused at the fact that I have a psuedo-stalker now. Woooo! -L
Thread: For all I talk to and rp with!

The net i'm usually on in Iraq has been very poor. I couldn't even post or nothing. So I am just to say if we have an rp or talk. I have not forgotten and have not disliked you or the rp. I will reply when it's fine and hope you can bare the times when it's not.
Thread: Operation Valkyrie is now in effect [Shibby + Blue]

Shocked was an understatement of the thoughts going through Claus von Stauffenberg's mind right now. Hid mind kept replaying the scene of the bomb going off. He had seen it, he had delivered the bomb himself. Hitler must have died! How could he have possibly survived! How could their plan have failed? He had made the plan. Every step had been calculated with such preciseness. The plan had been executed perfectly, how it could fail now!? Their only option now was to run. He gave the order to evacuate. The place was empty in minutes. He looked at Heaften and saw him packing away the papers. Claus busied himself with loading his gun. He waited for Heaften to leave before moving out of the offices after him. However they were already cornered inside the building. Claus had fired a few rounds before he was shot in his good arm. He grimaced in pain for a moment before Heaften took over and shot down the rest of the men attacking them and they ran out of the building into the twilight. He held the wound down tightly to apply some pressure as they ran through the dark streets of Berlin to get to the safe house. The wound was taking its toll on the man as he slowly began to lose more and more blood from his arm, but he paid no heed to it. With the stress of the situation and the wound, his body had gone into shock and he felt no pain. His single eye was looking somewhat heavy when Heaften stopped to take a break. Claus was grateful for it. He had been basically dragged all thought the streets of Berlin and through the forest. Soon they were moving once more and it did not take them long to arrive at the safe house. Cluas looked around at who had made it back, He was glad to see that even, however many few, some of them had made it back. Of the few faces here that he could see it included Olbricht, Beck, Quirnheim, Fellgiebel and Tresckow. Haeften seemed to have remembered who he had been dragging around and asked of his injuries. Claus looked at him and said My body is in shock Haeften, I feel no pain, but that only tells me I'm doing worse than I thought I was he said rather tiredly. His hand and jacket sleeve was covered in his own blood and was dripping to the floor slowly. Claus stumbled a little, almost falling before landing on the table and holding himself up with his fore arm in which he poses no hand anymore. One of the other members cried out For god sake help the man, someone! clause's mind cared not to identify the voice with a name. One of the other members came over and helped him up and said Let??s get you a bed, you'll be alright Stauffenberg. Those were the last words Claus herd before his eye slowly closed and he passed out.
Thread: Operation Valkyrie is now in effect [Shibby + Blue]

Claus slept well into the next day. The entire ordeal had just worn his body out after all, he had probably been up for most of the day and night before he was shot. His body took it's time to rest and rejuvenate. It was at about 2 pm the next day when he stirred a little. He opened his eye slowly and looked around for a moment, his eye finding Werner at his side. I'm alive he thought to himself. We must have made it back to safe house . His recollection of the events that had transpired the night before was limited. He remembered the scene in the hall way and all that had come before, some flashes of running through the streets and forest but nothing more of their escape. He looked down at his arm. He'd only been shot in the arm, a minor wound, something that should not have made him pass out. But he reasoned that it was probably from the stress and lack of sleep on the day it had happened. He looked at the ceiling and sighed for a moment. They could not stay here forever. They had to make some plans and arrangements and more so...he had to get in contact with his family before they tried to go after the people most dear to him. He looked at Werner and said Are you alright Haeften? he asked him. It was kind odd he should ask such a question when Claus was the one in bed. Clause grimaced a little as he pushed himself up as best as he could to a sitting position. Who else made it back he said looking at Werner. Anybody could notice the look of disappointment in cluas's eyes. He blaimed himself for the plan having failed. However brilliant his mind was, he could not figure out why Hitler had not been killed, it would be a puzzle that would plague his mind for as long as he lived.