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I used to work for a PC company that rhymes with Hell. I took tech support calls and most were really easy and the ones that weren't, I got to forward onto a special team of 'experts' people with more time available to troubleshoot. That is, until they shut that queue down. Then we all became 'experts'. To explain my work story, I'll spell it out in naritive. Me Thank you for calling Hell technical support. Can I have your name and serial number, please? Lady Gives information Me Thank you, Ms. Lady. How can I help you today? Lady Well, my address bar is missing in my Explorer. It was there earlier today. said in a nervous tone Me Okay, I can help you with that. Do you have an Internet Explorer page open now? Lady I said the issues was with Explorer, not Internet Explorer. And yes, I do. Me I'm sorry. What's displayed in your Explorer now? Lady MSN Hotmail, but I still don't have an address bar. Me Well, Ma'am, that's Internet Explorer you're in. Can you open an Explorer page for me so I can assist you? Lady I have an Explorer page open already. Do you not speak English? slightly annoyed tone Me I'm sorry about that Ms. Lady. I misunderstood what you think Internet Explorer is. Okay, can you take your cursor and move it to the 'View' option at the top of the page? Lady I said I don't have an address bar. How am I suposed to do that? starting to get cranky Me Well, the address bar has nothing to do with the 'View' option. It would be above-- Lady I can't do it. There's no address bar. Me silence while rubbing eyebrows for 1 second Lady HELLO?! You there? being cranky Me Yes, I'm sorry. I was looking up some information that would help with your problem. Do you use the touch pad on your laptop? Lady Uh duh. How else would I make the arrow move? being a cunt now Me Okay, can you move the arrow to the top of the Explorer page above where the address bar used to be an click on the word View? Lady How is that going to get my address bar back? Me There's an option under there that turns the address bar on and off. I'm going to see if the option has it turned off. Lady silence for a moment It ain't there. Me What isn't there? Lady What you want me to do. It ain't there. Me getting annoyed What's not there? The View option? The arrow? trying to sound helpful Lady It ain't there. Can I talk to someone else? Me Most of our staff is currently on calls and I'm quite capible of fixing your issue if you'd work with-- Lady I want to speak to your supervisor. sounding snooty Take in mind that this dialouge has taken nearly an hour for her to get this far. She proceedes to suddenly not know how to use her PC and declare to speak with someone else. So I proceede to get the closest thing to a supervisor I can, which so happens to be my hubby. When he comes over he asks what the issue is and I explain This bitch seems to suddenly have forgotten how to use a mouse since the begining of the call. All I'm getting from her now is grunts and whines when I ask her to insert the issue He looked at me if I had gone retarded because this is an easy call. They lady had paid 99 to talk to me and refused to work with me. So on the phone he goes. Him Hello Ms. Lady! I'm a supervisor here at Hell and I've been told that insert issue. Is this correct? Him Okay, can I have you click View on your Internet Explorer page and move the cursor over to Toolbars. Is Address Bar unchecked? Him Okay, go ahead and check it. Him I'm glad we could get that taken care of. Is there anything else I can assist with today? Him Thank you for calling Hell technical support. We're available 247. Have a great day. I come to find out that as soon as he got on the phone, Ms. Lady told him I don't like working with women. Those bitches don't know shit. My jaw was on the floor. I had some of the best numbers on the floor and here, this cunt assumes I don't know anything because she's functionally retarded. I'm so glad I don't work for that place anymore. That was the only call in a whole year that got under my skin.