Thread: Looney World (Kassy & Hereforfun)

Benjamin Ryder never understood the appeal of these new Toons that had suddenly appeared in the world and taken it by storm. He was sitting in the audience waiting for the Princess Moon show to start. He let out a sigh as it appeared that the star of the show was going to be a bit late and he glanced down at his watch impatiently. He was here not to see Moon but to see her assistant Boobie. A smirk spread across his face at the name, it was annoying to imagine himself working with someone with such a ridiculous sounding name. Yet times were tough. He needed the money and the promise of unlimited access to Toon Goo was too good of an opportunity to pass up. Ben had been a dealer on the black market ever since the Toons first came to this world. Despite what Mortimor wanted people to believe he knew that Toons craved alcohol and drugs like everyone else. So when he found out how much money they had, and what they were willing to do to get it, he knew he had found his ideal market. Ben had made his first contact with Dirk. The handsome idiot loved coke, and he sold enough toys to afford a weekly delivery. Ben's thoughts were interrupted when the crowd reacted to Moon's entrance on stage. Of course Ben had seen pictures of her before, but that woman was even more stunning in person. As Ben watched Dirk hug her in a way that clearly was off script he could not help but smirk to himself, knowing that he might have done the same if given the chance. When Dirk suddenly spun Princess Moon away and accidentally tore off her dress Ben was as shocked as the rest. But where most parents reacted in either real, or mock, shock Ben could only smile. It was a ridiculous idea that a woman shaped like her should be left only to entertain children. She had the goods to do be a worldwide sensation, if only she could let loose. As the curtain closed and the parents went into panic mode trying to explain what had happened to their children, Ben stood up and made his way to the exit. Ben was wearing dark blue jeans and a white v-neck shirt that clung to his chest and abs. He had on a black leather jacket that had a few inner pockets that hid most of his goods that he sold to the Toons. As he reached into his pocket he pulled out a vial of Goo that he kept on him at all times. Ben unscrewed the cap and applied the Goo to his hands. After rubbing his hands together he splattered the Goo to his face. It reacted instantly, molding itself over his head and forming a wolf head that oddly resembled the old perverted wolf from the early age of cartoons. With his mask on it was easy for him to slip past security and into the backstage dressing rooms. He walked by Moon's door just in time to hear her cry out that she was fired. Ben pushed open the door as Boobie came up with the brilliant idea to sell the Goo in his hand. With a smirk on his face knowing that Boobie's job was to convince Moon about the sale all along Ben opened his mouth and said, Well that is not a bad idea, the problem is you will need someone to get it to the human world. Mortimor does not like his toons themselves selling the goods. Ben was leaning against the door frame and he nodded to both Boobie and Moon as he waited for Moon to notice him. When she turned in his direction Ben looked her up and down in his wolf disguise. The Goo made his face act like that of a toon, so his eyes bulged out of his head as he stared her from head to toe. That was quite some show there, I would have paid a lot more than my 20 admission had I have known I would get a chance to see that much of you. He gave her a little wink before heading over to an empty chair and taking his seat. So what do you think of his plan then? Are you willing to disobey that idiotic Mortimor in order to make some serious cash? It was common knowledge among the Toon underworld that no one liked Mortimor. So he figured giving her the opportunity to go against the man who might kill her for something as petty as this would just be icing on the cake. Now that he was in the room he reached up behind his head and grabbed at the back of the Goo mask. He gave it a hard tug and the mask came falling off, landing in a pile on the ground. With a smirk Ben looked at Boobie and said, I hope that is not the main way you produce that stuff, because i have been putting that on my face for a while now thinking it was clean.