Thread: Twas the NIGHTIE Before CHRISTMAS! (adult bedtime story)

Twas the NIGHTIE Before CHRISTMAS! Ahem... my stockings won't be hung over the fireplace with care this year, instead, they'll be dangling off lacy sexy garters adorning a pair ultra-sheer nylon legs that feel as smoooth as polished porcelain. Accompanied by daunting, spiked, leather pumps that props up my upturned derriere in a rather obscenely provocative way. My mission is lots of lickerish mascara with plenty of blush to sculpt out rosy cheekbones... with a dab of lip gloss in the center. Yes, marachino cherry lipstick for some poor soul i'm gonna smother with kisses under the mistletoe. As you know, a girl's... er... SheMale girl's special benefactor this season, is none other than Santa Claus, Himself!.. and i'm expecting a BIG present under the Christmas tree, instead of the proverbial coal in the stocking i usually get. The excitement is too much for me, as i can't help but stroke and gently fondle my velvety smooth effeminated penis like it was a swollen piece of HARD candy nicely gift wrapped in pantied undeez. ooOOOoooo... Santie Bayy-beee! i coo... panting my long lashes. i've... been an AWFULLY good 'girl' this year! ...finishing by licking my lips quite... suggestively. ok... semi-innocent ...er... altright... a downright shameless SLUT.. so there!. Before i knew it, my Sugar Daddy what i only could describe as his, North Pole started poking me up between the soft cleavage of my tushie. He wink at me, pat me on my heinie and said.... What Mrs Claus doesn't know... won't hurt her! i betcha you ALL wanna know what i whispered to him... that made his sooooo horny. i told him i wanted a full sized, living Sex Doll waiting for me under the Christmas tree... NOT one of those Miss Cinderella Barbie Doll... up there in the enchanted castle. Her loins stretch wide open, the Prince in the missionary position her legs wrapped around him and singing Some Day My Prince Will Cum.... and when he cums... she'll be a good Princess squeeze out a few puppies for the Magic Kingdom and then, SEX only on Christmas and holidays! Me... i rather have one of those Bratz Dolls, they have way cooler clothes, big supple lips and neat accessories like boyz friends. If i had a Bratz GIRL i would need at least four boy-toys a piece to keep up the continuous orgy... i mean... how much mischief and mayham can one girl cause? don't answer that Jolly ole' Saint Nick checking out his naughty or nice book... It's a yearly tradition in fact a Department Store ritual for all the employee boys and girls at the Christmas party to sit on Santa Claus' lap and tell Him what they want for Christmas. STOOOPIG CUSTOM!!! Another childhood fantasy smash to smithereens... Santa's nuffin' but a dirty old man in a red suit... nevermind, if He can't get up pass that FAT belly of His. Anyway, that's what he thought... the boy who approach Him. Santa recogized him immediately, He was getting bad reports from this one, from his mother and lil' sister, who he took his sister's favorite dolly and broken the head off it. Traumatizing the girl for years of the future therapy. Mister C just shook his head pitifully, I'm just not getting thru to these kids, nowadays! He sighed. I wonder how he would feel if he was like a... Toy Dolly and was so cruelly manhandled? He strokes his beard thinking... as He beckens the newCUMer to sit on his lap.