Thread: Mage games

Lox was still mulling agitatedly over his turn of bad luck when he finally noticed that there wasn't a whole lot of jabbering that usually spewed from his fellow students, and looking up at Meric he took the wide eyed expression and what his eyes were following as a bad sign before finally looking over to his right. There was a dragon in the dining room.... well.... a dragons head that barely fit through the double doors and slithered in to gaze at the students until it was staring at Lox, a sure message from the amused gods that his day was going to get far worse before it ever got better. Dragons weren't exempt from coming to the academy, and even though there were a few dragon teachers morphed into more manageable sizes Lox couldn't ever recall seeing one this big... and size usually meant age for their kind so this one was ancient. But oh why gods was in so damn interested in him, and even though he was looking at something that could eat him he only glared at one glittering violet eye before black mist began swirling around the thing. Shape shifting made Lox's skin crawl, and the woman Or womanly shaped dragon that appeared naked in front of them smirked in a none too friendly manner at him as Meric gawked at her. Sure naked woman appealed to him but she could definitely loose the muzzle, horns, scales and giant tail but it seemed the more danger presented to him the more cynical and apparently insane he became. You looked better as a giant fucking lizard. If the dragon had surprised people, quite a few mouth's hung open to include the dragon standing in front of him staring all googly eyed at him as his clearly angry voice rang out in the silent dining room. Taking the opportunity to further trample this almighty creatures pride he gave her an odd sort of look as his head tilted ever so slightly to the side before speaking again. Are you trying to catch dicks or are you confused? Since you've made such a grand entrance what might you want? Meric had put his head into his arms and produced a noise that made Lox chuckle, sounding somewhere between a laugh and a whimper of despair as he choked out. I'm going to die, but can't stop laughing... The dragoness closed her mouth with a snap of her teeth and looked at him with pure venom in her eyes. You have lost the will to live human. This only made Lox laugh harder as he stuttered out... Oh no... you would have done so by now but you want something... Dragons always want something when they talk to humans. This seemed to piss the woman off further and Meric peeked at the two of them before watching the dragoness close the few feet between herself and Lox in a matter of heartbeats. The next thing Meric was doing was laughing his ass off and falling out of his chair in mirth, without regard or hesitation because the dragoness didn't kill Lox, she did the one thing that pissed him off more surely than anything else in the world. WHHHHYYYYYYY! Was the one word Lox bellowed as he thrashed and tried the dislodge the dragon that was latched to his back, and somehow the woman had done her homework on Lox because she was biting his head and driving him further into a fit of utter madness. For as long as Meric knew Lox this was far from the first time he picked a fight with some critter or magical beastie just for being arrogant, but for some ungodly reason they always seemed to want to retaliate by biting his skull. While this didn't look too bad as the dragon wasn't biting his brains nothing pissed Lox off more than having something dig it's teeth into his skull. Meric could only laugh helplessly as Lox jumped, wriggled in mid air, and then proceed to thrash and roll on the ground with the dragon still nawing at his grape.