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Thread: The Mercenary (Beautiful_Disgrace and I)

I just did what anyone would do in my situation, Ike assured. I expect nothing other than my payment for services rendered. As much as he had no honest reason to hold secrets from them, it was less about keeping a secret and more about maintaining his anonymity. There was a simplistic, almost childlike pleasure in being an unknown mercenary again...like when his father had ran the Greil Mercenaries. He could be whatever he wanted here, he could take whatever payment and they would accept it. He would not force a village to think he needed all of their life savings to dispel a group of unruly bandits...he could be...himself, in the most purest since of the word. And he would keep that for anything. Zelda, however...had different ideas. She looked at him differently, like she saw true potential. Or she saw what Ike really was...neither of which were very appealing to him. But he supposed he had to stop running from it eventually. That didn't mean he was going to speed up the process. Your graciousness to me is too much, Queen Zelda. I don't need any special praise.
Thread: The Mercenary (Beautiful_Disgrace and I)

Of course you don't need special praise, Zelda said with a bit of sarcasm in her voice. This man definitely interested her, though she could sense the mistrust that had Impa glowering at the man. She couldn't blame her, mercenary types weren't very trustworthy around these parts. Especially when their enemy, or rather Zelda's arch nemesis had money to give just as much as they did. Still, Zelda trusted him, and she wasn't sure why. Impa, I need you to stay here with Link and guard Hyrule. I am going to hire this man to escort me on my journey. Gannondorf must be found and punished for his actions today, and no doubt the future actions he will be behind. When Impa opened her mouth to protest, Zelda held up her hand. No objections. You are the best general I have. I can't afford to pull you away from here. Work with Link. I will be back soon enough.
Thread: The Mercenary (Beautiful_Disgrace and I)

Ike paused a moment to retard the two of them, before letting out a faint sigh. ...If that is your wish, your majesty. I will go with you. What was it with royalty and their desire to throw themselves directly into the worst possible situations? Still, Ike wouldn't berate her for wanting to take a proactive approach. And he really had no way to actually dispute her offer due to his previous desire of wanting to be as unattached to his status as possible. The worst double edged sword that he knew of. We leave tomorrow, then? It's been a long trip for me.
Thread: The Mercenary (Beautiful_Disgrace and I)

Of course. I need to pay you for your service today, and of course...well we've been fighting for hours so I'm quite exhausted and you should be too. Even though you aren't showing it. Zelda seemed to be completely amused by Ike's passive attitude. He was obviously a hero but he didn't seem to want the recognition. It was definitely..interesting. Though, just because he didn't want it, didn't mean Zelda wouldn't show her appreciation to him. Especially through the generous amount rupies she planned to give him. Hopefully Link, who did everything for basically nothing, wouldn't get too upset. Though she didn't think he would. Mainly because he got whatever he wanted and needed from Zelda.
Thread: The Mercenary (Beautiful_Disgrace and I)

My thanks, your majesty. Ike murmured, draping his sword over his shoulders with a heavy breath. Queen Zelda...eh? Following them towards the castle, which had a town nestled into the walls. It was easy to see why she was so dedicated. The people seemed to love her...Ike? Ike was just dreading what being her bodyguard actually meant...the last time he did that, well...it was a story and a half, to say the least. But, now he was here...he felt as if he would help her anyway. She seemed determined to do it without help anyway, and Ike was just her excuse. ...He was getting a little too much deja vu already.
Thread: The Mercenary (Beautiful_Disgrace and I)

Please, call me Zelda, Ike. She didn't like Your Majesty or Your grace or anything that implied she was higher than her people. Though she still had some people call her that. Zelda sometimes wished she could go back to her Princess days. It was less intimidating to others being Princess Zelda. Once they got to her castle, she escorted Ike to the treasury room. She gave him ten red rupees. I hope this payment is sufficient enough for your efforts today, Ike. She told him, not really sure if she was under paying him or overpaying him. This was really the first time she paid anyone for their fighting services.
Thread: The Mercenary (Beautiful_Disgrace and I)

He took his offered payment in mild surprise, examining the currency. Interesting, they didn't use gold...they used some kind of remarkably clean cut diamond of some sort? A crystal? They seemed to go in a rainbow of colors, and he felt like it would be rude to actually ask his payment until he knew more about Hyrule properly. I take it you don't get many travelers...Zelda? That was going to take some getting used to, on second thought...most of Hyrule felt like it'd be an adjustment. This place was vastly different from what he had usually traveled through.
Thread: Funnyest hentai story's

So in the rules it says its ok to only write about hentais so here we go! What is the funnyest or most intresting hentai story you guys know? We all know that hentais have super weird and funny stories so lets share them Ill start with Rape me! This hentai is about a man that always wantet to rape someone but he is just to shy to actually do it. But the young protagonist has luck! One day he meets a girl with a unique superpower.... the girl can see when other girls want to get raped! I think you can imagine how it goes on from there....
Thread: Funnyest hentai story's

I would say mine is Darling. This Hentai is about an starving artist who... can't draw unless he has an erection! So, you guessed it. His female friends have to give him some inspiration in order to draw the BEST manga so they all can eat.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Lady Violetta was finishing up her notes and class schedules in her office. The Academy is quiet with anticipation which was killing her slowly- not that she could actually die but it just felt that way. The Crossing had allowed those who would be her staff to find their way their by touching a certain picture somewhere on Earth. By now each staff person should have settled into their rooms and hopefully will be ready to start with the first and final staff meeting before the students arrive. Each staff member was selected to do a specific job in this Academy and the Magical Core will have taught them what they need to know for the position that they were called for. Deep inside of each of these adults the magic had opened them up to be receptive to new ideas and ways. It is their duty to perform their position as well as they could....... Lady Violetta was finished and was ready to start the meeting. New Teacher Equipment boxes were off to one side and a chair for each staff person was waiting.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Shit... Pain rang from ear to ear, and the acids of the stomach had yet to meet their base. Ezio tossed to one side of his bed, and mindlessly pushed his blanket to the floor. He debated whether or not he really felt like going to the staff meeting. Well, truthfully, even if he wasn't hung over he wouldn't want to go, a staff meeting for teachers sounded incredibly bland. What was there to meet about, really? What textbooks to use? Bleh. He was already running late, so he needed to make a decision quickly. Staying in bed was the option that was ahead by mile. No body would really notice if he didn't go. Chances were that it would be a waste of time anyway, he wouldn't be able to focus with the nerves in his head vibrating like the skin of a timpani drum. Ezio pulled his pillow over his head and muttered Fuck it. His decision was made, or so he thought. He hit the 'snooze' as opposed to the 'alarm' button on his clock, and as soon as the man closed his green eyes he got the second wake up call that he didn't ask for. Both sets of eyelashes on either eye promptly separated from each other, and with how he was feeling, he wasn't going to be able to get back to sleep again. As he brought his hand down harshly on the clock, it silenced. He snatched his hand back and sat up. Might as well go... How should a teacher present themselves? Well-pressed and dressed? Right now, Ezio didn't really care. He ran his slender fingers through his black hair and awkwardly clenched his glasses in his hand. After getting them situated on his face, he threw on the suit jacket that he wore last night. He had slept in his pants and white dress shirt, so he just kept them on despite the wrinkles and dark stain on his dress shirt. He smelled of cologne and whiskey. Last night was a fun night. The door of room one closed behind him, as he made his way to where he thought the staff meeting was. He did notice that the room had people in it already, so maybe it was the right place. Not far from Lady Violetta was an empty chair. Ezio was less than graceful when he sat down. He rested his arms on the desk and lowered his head into his cupped hands. He was so focussed on how crapoy he felt that Lady Violetta and the new teacher equipment boxes had missed his attention. I'm starting to regret getting out of bed... he announced even though he was surrounded by other staff members.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Lady Violetta shook her head sadly as Ezio came in. She went to her closet and mixed a drink to cure and perk up the disheveled teacher. Really now, Ezio, if you can't handle my liqueur, then perhaps you should leave it be. I am glad that I didn't brink out the strong stuff. Drink this straight down if you are man enough to do so. she spoke with a bit if distaste in her voice. Those who have received their new equipment may leave. Those who do have their new equipment will find a chair and prepare for my lecture. All of the regular housekeeping and kitchen staff left with out a word. They knew the rules well enough and being late is totally out of question. We have one more staff member to arrive which should give you plenty of time to get more awake, Ezio. Tell me exactly why you over drank? You could lose your position here by doing that. Lady Violetta spoke sternly.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

For someone in his mid-twenties, Ezio lacked discipline more than some teenagers. It was no surprise that he had drank enough to be so sloppy at an important meeting. The Headmistress spoke with distaste, but like with most things, Ezio's flippant ego took the stage. He scoffed as he recognized her voice, and rose his head out of his hands and gave her a rather smart-assed remark. How selfish of me, really. How dare a lightweight such as myself drink your precious liquer. I should be burned at the stake! With two fingers touching the from of his glasses he mock saluted her and added Forgive me, Lady. And bless your heart for not killing me with your 'strong' stuff, Lord knows I wouldn't be able to control myself... 'Lady' was stressed in such a way to add time fact that he was just being snotty. The raven-haired man had filed Lady Violetta away as a 'prude' and treated her as such. While the other staff members heeded her directions and walked out, Ezio leaned back in his chair, having not touched the drink yet. You've got those janitors whipped, I see. 'Janitors' being the mocking term that he had lumped all of the non-teacher staff under. Ezio saw the position of educator as being somewhat higher than the people who microwaved chicken patties and cleaned toilets, and despite disliking the prospect of his own job, he treated them like underlings. In his mind, they were underlings. As Lady Violetta spoke to him sternly, Ezio winced in pain as the nerves in his head were on fire. His pain took precedence before anything, and he didn't pay her much mind. His next answer to her was apathetic, but at least partially truthful. What can I say? I'm a lush, dear. His swept bangs were lifted up by his hand as he rubbed his forehead. You really can't vent all of your ire on me, the last person that we are waiting on still isn't here. I should have stepped out for a smoke. Who are we still waiting on, anyway?
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

The expected or rather hoped for nurse, has not arrived yet. So it is just you and me. Drink up or you won't be able to take my lecture of being a role model. Lady Violetta spoke not as harshly. But she knew that Ezio needed to be slightly reprimanded before the students arrive which may anytime. Perhaps I shouldn't have served any of the Fairy liquor for an newly arrived Earthling. I won't be serving you any of my DragonBlood liqueur. At least the rest of my Staff have been with me a few years so they do know my expectations. By the end of the semester you too will know the rules like the back of your own hand. Lady Violetta began. First things first. ALL STAFF ARE TO BE ROLE MODELS FOR THE INCOMING STUDENTS. FIRST AND FOREMOST RULE FOR ALL STAFF! Secondly. No smoking allowed in any rooms on any floor except in the Staff Lounge and personal suites. There are special venting systems in those rooms which will allow smoking. All other rooms will consider a hint of smoke will be considered as a fire and the automatic Watering System will be flying in to put out any smoke or unauthorized fires out immediately. They also tend to follow who started to smoke or make an unauthorized fires. They can be a bit of a nuisance if you understand what I mean. The same goes with all forms of alcoholic, high caffeine, high sugar, and any other drinks that may impair students natural attention span will be forbidden in the same manner as above. I do have a few specially trained Personal Dragons to sniff out such items. They may enter any room in this Castle except Staff Suites and Staff Lounge. They will take all forbidden items by telekinesis. Next are the basic rules for ALL STAFF AND STUDENTS. 1 Keep yourself neat and tidy. 2 Keep your rooms neat and tidy. Both of these rules pertain to professionalism. 3 Respect each other and yourself. 4 No dissing, put downs or negative thoughts or speech. 5 No fighting is allowed at all. You may be grounded and have your privileges revoked. 6 Try to include as many other students as you can into your daily activities. 7 All students are required to be in class on and prepared to learn. That includes having your wand and PLTs as well as being able to demonstrate your homework or class work. 8 Pets are not always allowed in all classes. If they are not allowed, they are to be in your room. 9 Obey the curfew. No ifs, ands or buts about this. You may be grounded and have your privileges revoked. 10 Ask questions and learn from other students mistakes. There are more than enough to go around! 11 If you act like a child, you will be put on a demeritmerit system until you can prove yourself to be professional magic user. You may be grounded and have your privileges revoked. 12 Do your own work and do not try to cheat. The end of the semester you will go through a testing chamber by yourself. 13 Remember the golden rule 14 Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. 15 I will make more rules as I see the need. Do you have any questions so far, Ezio? Lady Violetta asked.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Nurse? Lady Violetta was going to make the nurse sit through orientation? Ezio could understand making the teachers go through orientation, but the nurse? He imagined that things would be governed very tightly around here, and because of this there would barely be any need for a nurse. Why would the nurse need a lecture, when the most that the nurse would be doing is handing out band aids? The average person could see why a lecture would have been important, even for someone who would be 'barely' needed. Having staff all on the same page was a huge part of having structure, which was mostly a foreign concept to the arrogant teacher. His philosophy was to just do what you want, and if he was to adjust to the accepted social standard around here he had a lot of growing to do. Working here at the academy was a much of an exercise in socialization for him as it was for any student. He huffed, but otherwise kept quiet as the Headmistress clearly laid out the rules. His eyebrows rose over the frame of his glasses in amusement when he heard the phrase role models. Surely, this woman was not serious. He stayed silent still, taking in what Lady Violetta had to say. This academy had a chokehold on everything from areas to smoke to where to carry soda pop. Again, going back to his lack of understanding structure, this place just sounded like a boot camp to him. Ironically, that was exactly what he needed, he just didn't know it yet. Ezio simply stared at the headmistress when she finished, running his slender fingers up and down the glass of still untouched hangover reliever. With a devilish smirk, he did ask a question Here's a question for you, where am I going to go when I get the boot? After hearing the rules, he had already decided that he most likely was not going to last here. He chuckled at his own cleverness, and finally got around to acknowledging what was said in the proper manner. But no seriously, no questions from me. I've got it. After sniffing the glass of whatever it was that Lady Violetta had mixed, he drank it straight down. His head throbbed again as he gagged on the taste. It burned his throat going down. This burns more the cheap booze! He coughed as he spoke, and his handsome face contorted into something strange in reaction to the burning and acidic taste. The glass made a hard 'clink' as it was brought down on the table again and the teacher tried to compose himself.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Lady Violetta raised one eye brow in disbelief. Really? On both accounts. I doubt that you don't have any questions and I do have more vile potions than that one. Let's get you presentable because the students may arrive at any time now. Hmmm..... Lady Violetta took her wand out of her wand sleeve of her Equipment Belt and swished it several times. She now had a bit of magic swirling around Ezio's body. She then sat down with the wand in her hand. Slowly she nodded her approval. Now let's get to the Lessons and Equipment. You will be creating your own lessons but I have some guidelines for you to read. If you haven't noticed, this world is full of Magic. You will be teaching Draconic Arts plus some Independent Study Classes. Now do you have any questions for me? Lady Violetta grinned mischievously.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Suddenly the mischievous smile left Lady Violetta's face and spoke in irritation. Damnation! Excuse me expletive but we have our first student on the Fall. Please follow me with your best manners intact. she commanded. Lady Violetta stood up, took one look in the mirror, a swish and she was satisfied with her looks. She placed the wand in it's sleeve and put her cape on before heading out the office. She literally glided through the hallway to the front door. Student on the Fall, Lady Violetta. Hall Clock chimed. Thank you, Hall Clock. she replied as the Grand Doors swung wide open for Lady Violetta. Welcome to Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts. I am Lady Violetta and I am your Headmistress. Now are you hurt in any way? she spoke literally warmly. she projected a bit of extra heat towards the new student is what that means
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Scanning his surroundings from his laying position Ash noticed a building that looked an awful lot like the academy in the picture. He blinked a couple of times before closing his eyes and returning his head to the ground. He tried to remember if he had taken any hallucinogenics. Nope. At least not today. This was all a little too weird. He figured he could just lay here and try to sleep off the high. The footsteps were rushed, seemingly almost panicked. Ash could hear it all, the opening of the buildings door, the approach of someone. He kept his eyes closed. No reason to freak out. Welcome to Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts. I am Lady Violetta and I am your Headmistress. Now are you hurt in any way? The words brought with them a warmth, similar to the feeling one gets after a glass of whiskey. Welcome to Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Dragonic Arts? That was the same thing the picture said wasn't it? Ash took a deep breath before separating his eyelids and revealing his dark green irises. He sat up and shook out his auburn hair, it's length just long enough to cover his ears. In front of him was an authoritative looking women wearing a cape. She reminded Ash of a magically charged supervillian. He let slip a chuckle before responding to her question. Not physically. Though I can pretend to be if you'll kiss it better. He gave the lady a wink and his aura sent out a touch of lust. It was weird, he normally couldn't feel the emotions of hallucinations but this Violetta was radiating irritation. There was no way this could be real though.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Lady Violetta push the feeling of lust away and frowned at the young man in front of her. Do not approach me with that emotion again, young man. she began sternly. Now stand up and introduce yourself properly. I am beginning to think that there is no longer any Earthlings that have any common courtesy, sense or modesty. If you are to become a good Magic User or good Dragon Rider or Explorer on this new world, you will need to show more respect not only to myself but to all staff and all fellow students. She looked critically at the young man and wondered what kind of a life style that he came from. She then crossed her arms as she watched him and her foot began tapping impatiently.
Thread: Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts

Ash stood, a smirk resting on his face as this hallucination chided him for a lack of modesty. C'mon, admit it, you could use a good la- He stopped himself as his libido suddenly dropped and the sense of frustration from the headmaster rose. The realization hit him a lot harder than any drug could have. You're real. Nervousness and confusion filled his aura and project outwards. Shaking his head the young man began apologizing profusely. I am so so sorry. That was an incredibly inappropriate comment. While Ash wasn't the most respectful person in the world he did usually know his social graces. A rush of questions filled his mind. Where was he? How'd he get there? Was his surroundings real. How was this lady able to circumvent his ability? Did she know what his ability was? As the questions filled his mind he accidentally blurted one out without thinking. Are you really wearing a cape? He frowned. He hadn't meant for the question to sound as rude as it had, he had just wanted to know if he was really seeing the cape. Clearing his throat and putting on an award winning smile Ash regained his composure and introduced himself. Name's Calder. Or Ash. Either way. And I have no clue what's going on.