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Thread: Waging War Against the Heavens (Alvis and xanaphia)

Althaea watched Thorkell struggle with understanding as she spoke. Dammit, maybe she should just admit her gift to him. It would make these little interactions easier. Besides, at this rate the only people she could reasonably hold a conversation with would be Canute or the Jarl. Still they communicated well enough. He explained her position, as a captive, whose rights and privileges were at the whim of the Jarl. That Thorkell was there for her protection, to an extent. At the very least, she should expect to be raped if she tried to move about without him. It might just be easier to confess her gift before the Jarl, to proven her worth in the eyes of her gods. Perhaps the men would be less likely to hurt her, or threaten her purity if she proved that the gods did indeed intervene on her behalf. Or, as Canute had told her before, she would be killed to bring about the war her death foretold. She stiffened as all the eyes within the great hall fell upon Thorkell, and her. Mere interest, nothing more. Still, she felt the eyes that followed along, and drank her form. Heard in their tongue, the things they would do to her. She tried to ignore it, follow Thorkell along in getting some food this morning, but this gift from her Goddess began to feel a curse, as fear pooled in the pit of her stomach. Nevertheless, she served herself a small amount of food, and more mead. Hopefully the harsh life as a slave could be dulled through alcohol.
Thread: Waging War Against the Heavens (Alvis and xanaphia)

Thorkell actually had to smile as he watched her drinking. She seemed able to put away a fair amount of liquor. That would actually win her a little bit of respect from him and the other men in the settlement. She was no Shield Maiden, that much was certain, but there was no mistaking that she had strength in her, a kind that made her someone to pay attention to. Some might not recognize it, denounce her as a weak and soft creature, and while that may have a grain of truth, there was more there. And a part of Thorkell wanted to see how far that strength would carry her, if it would be enough to keep her from breaking. Thorkell. The word from the jarl carried enough force of personality to silence the noise from the hall, and all eyes turned to the leader. the jarl lounged on his throne, one hand idly toying with a horn of mead, his head resting on his other fist. He seemed barely awake, or very disinterested to say the least. Yes, my jarl? Thorkell answered Bring the seer before me. She and I will have words. Thorkell swallowed, not sure exactly what the jarl intended. He didn't drag her, only a hand on her shoulder, with a firm, but insistant pressure to herd Althaea towards the jarl. When they were before the throne, the jarl spoke again. We are tasked once more. The farms that surround Athens are to be dealt with. How will the city react, and how quickly will they act on our assault?
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Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Nathan Wright couldn't believe his luck. He'd been set up with a seemingly impossible task, albeit one people would have probably forgiven him for failing to complete, and the answer had seemingly fallen into his lap. Being the public face of Interslice Circuits actually made the job harder since you could hardly go up and ask attractive women seeking jobs if they'd like to be paid a great deal of money with good shares options for the position of office urinal. Sure, the job had other tasks involved in it but Nathan was firmly against the idea of sugar coating the position. Whoever took the job was going to be pissed on day in and day out by the whole staff, which was admittedly not very large, but he knew hiring anyone who didn't expressly agree to the job under that title would have been an HR and possibly PR nightmare, and since they didn't have a head of HR that made it PR's problem, his problem. He'd stopped in the diner for lunch on the way back from an investor's meeting so he was still in a suit an tie, though the tie had loosened a bit and the top two buttons of his shirt were now undone. Nathan's deep brown hair was cropped short and neatly styled, the color perfectly matching his eyes. His suit was black with thinly spaced pinstripes in a deep shade of gray. His facial hair was trimmed neatly as well. One of the primary reasons he avoided shaving it all off was that it seemed to bump his age up to the later twenties, where as without it it was pretty clear that he was 25. He stepped up to the table with a little smile. Just a hint of nervousness carried over as he prepared to talk to a girl who'd been bargaining for a golden shower loudly enough that he couldn't have been the only person to hear them. He avoided looking at the wait staff, though he was sure a few of them were eagerly wondering what he had to say. He kept his volume firm but low enough it wouldn't carry quite as far as her voice had. I couldn't help but overhearing that argument of yours. I realize this probably isn't a terribly appropriate time but I'm sort of in a bind and I was wondering if you'd like to turn your fetish into a job opportunity. As he spoke he held out his business card, naming Nathaniel Wright as President, Co-founder, and head of Public Relations for Interslice Circuits.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Ash bit her lip a little bit. It was obvious that she had made a little bit of a sceen. But she was getting tired of being treated like such a... girl. Yeah she was female, but she had a strong tom boy streak in her. She was mostly hetero.. she couldn't see herself loving a woman.. but could definitively play if the opportunity arose. She knew she was subby, and kinky as hell. She stretched a little bit listing to him. At first she thought that he was going to propose her going into porn. This town was full of dot com millionaires trying to kick off there porn business. But when she heard Interslice, she perked her head up a little bit. Interslice was a dream company. They were the new boys to the Supercomputer market. Using state of the art tech to make custom chip-sets for the fastest machines on earth. Sure they only shipped a few units a year, but when Each unit is vallued at seven figures.. it starts to add up. She was a bit of a techie, A recent student at the local university, but having found it to be a wee bit on the expensive side. She Had dropped out of school, and started working at a coffee bar, till she was established enough to go back to school. She looked up at him smilling. Didnt you just hit Gawker .. some one was horny but a little bit too busy to go jerk off, and offered the coffee girl five grand for a hand job....? She said smilling a little bit. She played with her hair a little bit looking him over. What sort of comensation are we talking about here.... More out of curiosity then anything else. She was going to take the Job, there was no way that she would be making less there then at the starbucks rip off that she was working on. She bit her lip a little bit, leaning forward a little bit more.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

From the look on her face when she saw the card she knew who he was, probably even a good bit of what Interslice was working on. Admittedly, he didn't expect her to know too much. The people who understood all of it could be counted on both sets of fingers and one set of toes and Interslice had exactly one of those. Nathan, for his part, understood less than most but he knew enough to make him dangerous and he looked good in a suit so he never had much trouble justifying his salary. When she reminded him of the more recent incident he let out a sigh. That was actually Ryan, but yeah, that happened. He didn't seem to realize that we have to pay twenty times that if you make offers like that to employees whose job that isn't a part of. He said with a tone that suggested Ryan was probably still on very thin ice for that one. When she got down to brass tacks things got a bit easier and his smile returned. He sat down where her boyfriend had previously been before answering. It'd be five figures easy with more depending on how many jobs you're willing to take on around the office. Believe it or not this job is going to involve actual normal secretarial work which means we're going to need at least a highschool diploma. You definitely look like you have one but stop me now if I'm wrong. He told her before getting to the good part. As for the job we're offering, we got to joking with some of our friends that stayed behind to work on doctoral thesis and according to some rather inappropriate studies which are going to be published shortly... He realized this was taking too long and got to the point. Turns out there's a sharp upswing in workplace performance if you replace employee urinals with an attractive woman. If you take the job you'll be expected to be available to urinate on during work hours. Your salary would be increased if you were willing to give handjobs or blowjobs to the male employees as well. He said before realizing that there was a flaw that could get them in trouble here too. Technically I don't think we can legally prevent female employees from using their services if they want so it'd be best if you were okay with that too. He concluded, wondering how he'd gotten himself into the position where he had to question whether or not it was workplace discrimination to not let one of your female employees piss on another one if all the men got to. So, interested? He asked, eager to get a yes or a no so he could get away from the starring in the diner.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Last I heard you guys Didnt have any female employees.. and IF you were going to bring on any one new.. you would have done it when Ryan did his thing wouldn't you have? She tilted her head a little bit. Nathen still wasn't talking about the compensation that she would be getting for all of this. Sure it sounded like.. well fun. But still .. She wanted to be sure that she would be able to pay her rent. Witch around here even for her shithole appartment was considerable. She licked her lips a little bit. and took a sip of her drink. Yeah, I graduated with a 4.0... I was going to Bearkly for circuitry design and quantum mathematics Giving him a smirk. Just a year and a half, so I know Im not qualified to do any real work for you.. but yeah would love to work for ya... What sort of compensation are we talking about? Asking again, and trying to show off her frankly small chest. But Yeah.. Im interested... She reached into her purse, and got out a ten, putting it on the table to pay for her drink. And stood up, Mostiong that they should probably get going. She had glanced over and knew he was done with his food, and figured her Ex BF would be out of the bathroom soon. She didnt imagine he would stay with her taking this sort of.. Job.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Just making sure you're okay with the idea in case we do hire anyone. And yeah, this is sort of us hiring a new female employee after Ryan's incident. I wasn't exactly sure how to go about finding someone good for the position of office urinal so I kinda lucked out when you started talking a bit loud. He told her before she explained that she had a year and a half of college experience in their department. He looked a little shocked at that one. Truth be told, that probably makes you about as qualified as I am. He admitted. At one point the math started getting out of control and I leaned a little bit more towards the marketing and management side of things. He explained with a shrug. It was something that bothered him a bit every now and then but he wasn't terribly ashamed of it since he was obviously doing something right on the management end of things. When she got to asking about her salary he had to consider it for a moment. We can probably start you at sixty grand just for the basic office work, urinal duty, and cock cleaning services. If you'd be okay with being available for actual fucking when you're not on urinal duty I could probably bump it up to one hundred thousand a year, with some shares options. As far as bonuses go we'd be offering a couple thousand extra for anything above and beyond the call of duty. For instance, Connor's hoping for someone with a couple of piercings and we could compensate you for getting a couple. He said, inadvertently glancing down at her chest for a moment. Obviously Nathan wasn't adverse to the idea of her none too sizeable titties being pierced. Sound like fair compensation for your services? He asked She was right about her boyfriend. It was on that line that he stepped out of the bathroom. Compensation for what? He asked, immediately starring down Nathan. Nathan decided that standing up was in his best interests since he didn't want to be trapped in the booth if the boy started throwing punches. He didn't speak up but rather glanced over at Ash to see how she'd handle this.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Ash rolled her eyes a little bit. And was already standing. You know what Derrick.. Its not realy any of your business.. I just don't see this... pointing to herself then him. Working out at all.. I know you think im sexy.. and you want me.. but so far.. you realy haven't done anything to make me find YOU sexy, or want you... and.. This is Nathan . He works over at Interslice, And He just hired me for.. an amazing position... I wont have any time to realy see any one.... Then flipped him off. And Grabbed Nathans arm , leaving in a hurry. She was trying to get her new boss out of there as quickly as possible for... a few reasons. She shrugged a little bit. Alright.. I think I can live on 30 a year.. so.. after taxes I get 750 a week.. and put the rest into my options alright.... Grinning a little bit. Knowing that this was the type of thing where she could become a Dot Com Millionaire herself, even if she was starting so late in the process. Hell for some special requests she might even get some of the guys to give her a little extra stock. She wasn't greedy, but she did think about the future. This could very well eventually get out in the wild, and that might make it very hard for her to get another position in the future. Wheres the Car, or are you doing the whole uber thing?
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Derrick's jaw dropped an he took a step towards Nathan like he was about to do something about this. Nathan just glared right back at the boy and Derrick thought better of this decision. Nathan felt a hand on his arm and started confidently for the door with a little grin. Very rarely did he ever manage to intimidate anyone, despite the fact that he was in better shape than back in college since the company had a gym at this point read Some cheap equipment they had gotten off of Craigslist set up in the back of the warehouse Sounds like a plan. Nathan said as she laid out what she'd do with her money. Shares are expensive right no but they're only going up so now's the time to buy in. He said, glad that she'd be turning some of her initial paycheck into stock. When she mentioned Uber he chuckled and the locks clicked open on a brand new BMW in the parking lot. He walked around and opened up the passenger side door for her. Plenty of us do use Uber to get around but I figured I might as well spoil myself a little bit. Now, why don't I show you where you're going to be working. I kinda need to take a leak. He said, grinning a little bit about the thought of being the first one of them to break in the office's new urinal.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

She smilled a little bit as she got into the car looking at him. Well.. it sorta sounds like I'm already hired... and part of this entire thing is making sure that guys don't need to get up from there terminal right? She asked him, with a little bit of a grin. I've never done this before... who knows, I might hate it too much to actually go through with it... might as well try before we get there and get everyones hopes up right? She said, And undid the belt that she had just undone. Leaning over and opening his fly, pulling out his cock, and flopping the head into her mouth. She was swallowing before he started to go, trying hard to make sure that she didn't spill a drop of it. Of course she was thinking about some logistics. If she was drinking most of the piss from five guys, she was going to need to make sure that she drank lots of water as well. She was going to be spending a lot of time in the bathroom herself. And wondered a little bit if the guys had realy put any thought into a ladies room, or if it was just a single bay. She had no idea what sort of facilities they might have. She was pretty flexible and managed to get down on the seat, bending enough, showing off her ass a little bit as she waited for him to go. Really hoping that she didn't get any spilled on the brand new car. But there was always getting the damn thing detailed.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Nathan shrugged a bit when she suggested that she was already hired. If you're willing to do the job at the pay rate we just discussed you're definitely hired. Not like there are other qualified applicants. He joked, though it was true that she didn't really have any competition for the job. He wasn't following her at first when she suggested that part of the point was to avoid the guys having to get up from their computers and he certainly didn't expect that she was suggesting they do this right here in the parking lot. Nathan had gotten some kinky offers since becoming a millionaire but this definitely took the cake. Nathan was rather well endowed, giving her quite a lot to wrap her lips around even while flaccid and he was having a little trouble staying that way, between having a gorgeous woman's lips around his cock and the fact that this was happening in a more or less public place. He sighed deeply as he tried to keep himself calm and let loose a stream of piss into her mouth. He felt relieved already and was quickly starting to understand why productivity went up when you had a beautiful woman to use as your urinal. He had rather alot saved up at the moment so he found himself looking for something to do with his hands while he filled her mouth. He found his hand dropping down to give her rear a playful squeeze and fondle her ass. He rather doubted the study they'd conducted had bothered to look into this position but being able to play with her body a bit while she drank his piss certainly made for a good experience. You alright down there? He asked as he finished up. So far she'd done just fine taking his cock out and getting ready for him, he had no doubt she'd clean up every last drop before she considered her job finished.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Ash nodded looking up at him, and as he was finishing started to apply suction, drawing every last drop out of him. Making him more empty then he had ever been in his life. Then she pulled off taking her hair and dried the cock head, grinning a little bit before putting the cock back into the pants. She smilled a little bit. Sitting up. So... I have a couple of ideas... maybe I can have a tip jar, where the guys can tip me for extra services.. and maybe also encourage them to send me outfits to the office... I can post my sizes some where... Grinning at him a little bit, as she buckled up, looking at him with a little bit of a blush. How was it anyway.. did you enjoy it that more then a porcilin urinal? Biting her lip a little bit more.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

He smiled as she nodded, glad that she hadn't hated the task. When she took her gorgeous red hair and used it to dry off his cockhead he found himself grinning, hardening a bit in her grip. Considering that we're paying you for full service a tip jar might be a bit greedy. he pointed out before admitting. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure we'd all be happy to donate if you keep going above and beyond the call of duty like that. Outfits sound fantastic. I've considered that we might want to get you a couple in latex that you can wear if we're planning on having multiples of us using you at the same time. He explained, loving the idea of her in a sexy latex outfit being hosed down by several streams at once. Way more. He said with a smile as he leaned in and kissed her softly on the forehead before starting up the car and backing out of the space. He started heading quickly for the warehouse that had become the HQ of Interslice Circuits. So, do you think you're going to like the work? He asked. His tone made it clear this was about more than the job. He'd been getting hard since he finished pissing and she'd kept sucking and cleaning his cock. Then again, that was pretty evident since his size meant it didn't take much for a tent he was pitching to get noticeable. The question wasn't just about whether she was going to like the job, it was about whether or not the job got her horny too.
Thread: A Golden Opportunity (Yen & ashdurn)

Pretty sure I will.. loved doing that.. and yeah some latex might be fun.. but.. just because its piss, dosnt mean abosrbent is something to shy away from Grinning at him a little bit, sitting in her seat. She licked her lips a little bit more. Wondering just how her day would end up looking. Of course she was talking about tips for extra services beyond urinal, and general secretarial stuff. Like fucking and sucking.. and whatever. She smilled wide thinking about all the potential , as they drove to the office.
Thread: Happy Birthday, Rauk!

Happy birthday, Rauk! May your day be full of fun and all that nifty jazz! throws confetti 333 cake and ice cream
Thread: Happy Birthday, Rauk!

Happy birthday rauk!! I hope you had a great day!!
Thread: Happy Birthday, Rauk!

Happy Birthday Rauk! Dibs on giving him birthday licks.
Thread: Happy Birthday, Rauk!

Thanks, ya'll! I appreciate the kind words. There was no cake or celebration, but I -did- almost get to take a nap today. It would have been glorious.
Thread: Happy Birthday, Rauk!

Happy Belated, sorry I'm shit and didn't log in yesterday.
Thread: Our family stays in the family (with FutaFanatic)

More wine sis? Danielle . asked her sister as she poured herself some. They had already gone through almost a full bottle. Danielle didn't want to go too much given what they were planning. So are we agreed then? The dyed blonde asked her dark haired sister. For some time the two had been discussing something radical and potentially shocking to others. They were thinking about trading daughters and taking each other's daughter as a lover. Danielle had fallen for her niece some time ago. Her niece was a redhead, unlike her mother. Something about the fire haired girl had attracted her. she had been unable to find herself looking away whenever her sister was in the room. So she had approached her sister about the idea. Offering her own daughter in exchange for taking her niece into bed. The two girls where due to join there mother's sometime later. That was when the truth would be revealed. So...you sure you're okay with this? She asked.
Thread: Our family stays in the family (with FutaFanatic)

Emily simply smiled and gave her sister a nod, holding out her glass. A giggle left her lips as her eyes wandered, waiting for Danielle to pour her what might be her last drink for the night. Afterall she didn't wanna black out before having a chance to go through with a plan they had been discussing for months now. While it was immoral and wrong to think, let alone agreee to such a thing, Emily couldn't refuse when her own neice was offered. She couldn't deny the many nights she found herself aroused at the sight, the fantasies of making the young blonde hers, to defile her in ways she couln't imagine. So after months of careful planning, it was finally time to trade off. I am sweet sister...ts too late to turn back now..not after we have both fantasized and hungered so much for their young teen bodies..She teased with a smile, taking a sip of her wine.