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Thread: Red and the woods, with those that lurk within.

Red stomped his way irately through the woods towards his grandmother's house on the far side of the shade's break forest with look of deep agitation ingrained onto his face. It never failed to amaze him how he could set foot in his home village for a single moment and by some miracle or perception beyond the understanding of man his Nanna knew he was there and had a note waiting for a delivery of a number of herbs to her house both amazed and agitated him at the same damn time. For the most part since Red was old enough to leave he roved the lands amplifying his knowledge of medicine and herbs for both the satisfaction of helping those who needed it and feeding his own hunger for his trade, and to be honest his Nanna was the reason for his love of medicine in the first place so there wasn't getting around making the delivery for his own sense of honor. There was more than one occasion where a lands lord and few rare cases where kings had offered Red the chance to live his life in their castle for the sole purpose of serving as their healer, but even when he was young it was his prerogative to rove, and thus he found it impossible to find any one place to settle for more than a few weeks. Though it had been easy to find most of what his Nanna had asked him to gather it seemed as time passed she asked for one or two rarer items that didn't occur in the area, and so far no matter which lands he traveled he made sure to keep a small stock of those rare plants in the case he might ever need them. While it was amazing that she always knew when he was ranging home he knew her well enough to know she wasn't tracking his every steps, but a small smile spread across his face at the idea that she wasn't simply asking for these things but also testing his knowledge on the art and just how advanced he was becoming. The path he took was a familiar one, well worn through the thick forest and though there were many who cursed these very woods for harboring creatures of the dangerous and magical variety Red hand never witnessed a single instance that put paid to those words. The only thing that was mystical and strange in these woods was his Nanna, and even though she preferred her solitude she was a caring parent in the absence of his own during his youth. To this day he still wears the deep crimson cloak and hood that is his namesake, and remembered fondly when she told him why his name was thus. It was simply because the day she found him he was wrapped in a silken red cloth that covered him, and seemed fitting enough for the quite baby he was in his youth. Though it grated on his nerves that she always had a shopping list waiting in town when he visited, he wasn't in any way unhappy about seeing her giving the time he had been away. He wrapped the cloak closer around him as he adjusted the small pack on his back and continued, the hood always up just and his eyes closed with his ears opened to the sounds of the birds and woods in early summer growth Red easily made his way towards the small cottage without worry.
Thread: Red and the woods, with those that lurk within.

Tala, a young she wolf in the area, was rather new to that part of the forest. She was sleeping under an old tree, near the trail that the human boy was walking, unbeknownst to her. She had her head resting on a nice, fluffy pile of leaves, and her tail wrapped around herself to keep her warmer in the cooler nights. She knew about an old woman who was good with medicine and had some other interesting skills, at least that was what the other animals told her. She wasn't sure if she should believe them. She yawned and stretched as she finally woke up, however reluctantly. The little wolf sniffed the air a bit before she sat up slowly. She knew what humans smelled like, but she hadn't smelled this one before. He must be new to the area, she thought, though he seemed to know where he was going. She smelled some herbs on him, and she decided to follow him. Maybe she would get to meet this old lady, since the animals always mentioned her in an interesting light. Her tail wagged a bit, and she raced forward through the trees, darting across the path in front of him a few times. Her tail wagged, and she was excited. She kinda wanted to meet this human too.
Thread: Red and the woods, with those that lurk within.

She stopped teasing him by crossing his path repeatedly, hiding in the bushes and waiting for him to pass by. Her tail wagged playfully, and she smirked as she watched him. He was a handsome human male, a good frame to his body, and she was going to keep playing with him while they walked to the old woman's house. Once he had passed her, she slipped out of the bushes and walked along behind him, mimicking his posture and steps. When she thought he was going to see her, she yipped and dove into the bushes on the other side of the path. The birds that were in the trees around them were enjoying this game, and their chirping laughter could easily be heard all around him. He looked like he could be a good candidate for a mate. She returned to the path when he turned back, only to dart off when , continuing to play these fun little games with him. The birds were enjoying it also, and a couple of them darted over to Lumika's house to tell the old witch about what the new she-wolf was doing. After a bit, she didn't come back out of the bushes quite yet, until she had run and caught up to him. She growled softly, but playfully behind him before she ran off again to the bushes once more.
Thread: Red and the woods, with those that lurk within.

Red ketp seeing flashes of the beautiful woman, but more than that he was sure now that she did have some sort of tail and if he wasn't mistaken soft looking ears near the top of her head. But she kept skittering in and out of the bushes and even sneaking up behind him to walk along before moving away again. He would never know who or what she was if she was never still, and so Red seemingly ignored her even if the naked woman was nearly impossible not to look at until he worked up both the courage and nerve to carry out a plan. She seemed very interested in him for some reason or another, and so he waited patiently until she zipped across in front of him once more. It was nearly impossible to do what he had planned due to her speed, but for a human he was quite agile himself. Red did the one thing to stop her that he could think of and simply stuck out his foot when she was crossing his path and tripped the poor girl in the process of running in front of him. What he hadn't counted on was how fast she really was going when he dove to catch her so she wouldn't smash into the ground, and using quite a bit of his own strength to lift her up far enough so she would land on top of him. The girl was going a hell of a lot faster than he had thought, because he thudded heavily into the hard packed dirt of the path and actually bounced once before coming to a stop and was nearly winded in the process. Dazed but otherwise intact he hadn't noticed that he was still holding a very warm and exceptionally soft naked woman against his body, who was lying on top of him and more beautiful than he could have ever imagined. When she looked up at him he could help but stop breathing for a moment when he caught the golden hues of her eyes. His hands instinctively slid further down her silky back with his left hand brushing against very fine soft fur, which made him blink his own crimson eyes in surprise. She was easily the most beautiful woman he had ever encountered, with skin the color of dark honey and with her weight resting on top of him he didn't really care that he was lying in the middle of the path and simply wanted to stay there under her. ....hello... Was all that Red could manage at that moment as he remembered that he needed to breath.
Thread: Red and the woods, with those that lurk within.

The little wolf giggled as she played with him, her tail wagging cutely, until something hit her foot, making her trip. Her speed still managed to use her slight body weight against herself, and she felt herself falling. She would have hit the ground hard, but he caught her. They both fell, though, and she somehow ended up on top of him. Her tail wagged, and she looked at him with her cute, soft ears perked up as she stared at the handsome boys he had been following. She giggled again as she looked down at him cutely. Her tail thudded against his leg, and she moved to snuggle against his broad chest. He smelled yummy, almost like he was a piece of wolf candy. One hand absently slipped under his shirt, and she scratched lightly over his chest and stomach, her tail still wagging playfully. Hiya!! she beamed down at him. What's your name? I'm Tala! She was enjoying his hands playing over her back, ass, and tail. She lightly licked his cheek, unable to resist his scent. She had to know how he tasted.
Thread: Red and the woods, with those that lurk within.

Red wasn't expecting her to be very happy being tripped and landing on top of her but from just how bright she was and how her tail wagged adorably behind her she seemed very pleased to be where she was. What he wasn't expecting was to feel her soft hand slip very personally under his shirt to lightly trail down his chest and stomach making him shudder with pleasure as he listened to her music like voice. So Tala was her name, but as much as he didn't want to believe it here was undeniable proof there were things in the world and legends that people were told actually held some semblance of truth. Even as his mind reeled with the idea she was something other than a human his body was of a mind of it's own as his member throbbed with the pleasure such a beautiful woman pressed against him. Human or not every little thing about the girl was turning him on from the soft squishy feel of her bare breasts against his chest to her soft and yet somehow powerful scent that outstripped any other scent that could ever be boasted by a human woman. And as he blinked and his mind cleared for a moment he noticed that his hands had traveled down to firmly hold her round ass in a way more intimate than he had ever shared with a lady of his own species. The soft feel of her tongue against his cheek only made him that much more aroused, and though his face flushed a deep red with the situation they were in it was very apparent how much he wanted the cute wolf girl. Of all the things that could have happened today, this was by far the most embarrassing and delightful he could have imagined, and though his mind still reeled with what was happening he sighed and threw caution to the winds and acted on his own attraction to the woman. Later he would question weather or not it was simply out of lust or the general interest they seemed to have with each other but it felt right leaning into a very personal kiss with the little wolf, his own tongue tentatively touching her lips before meeting her own only making his already throbbing member ache with need as he tasted her for the first time. Of course the birds were watching... or at least at the beginning before things got intimate and they left the two odd lovers to whatever personal escapades they chose to pursue but they did fly back to the old witch who had been patiently waiting for news on her Red's arrival. Though it came to a surprise to her at how honest Red was with the wolf girls advances she hadn't expected things to explode so quickly between the two of them. Not that she was disturbed by the fact she was happy things were going in the direction she had wanted to she decided to leave the two new lovers be for now and let them wander to her home on their own time. Walking into the living room next to the fireplace Red's Nanna sat in a rocking chair and began knitting a tiny sweater of forest green that would be wearable by either a mail or female baby and wondered just how long it would be before Red provided the older witch with a few grand babies to play with.
Thread: Red and the woods, with those that lurk within.

The little wolf girl wagged her tail happily, enjoying the feel of his hands squeezing her ass. She was loving how his hands felt, so perfectly fitting to her backside. She could feel his length getting harder in his pants, and his arousal was playing on her nose. She wagged her tail even more, and she moved to bury her face in his neck for a moment. His scent had her own starting to escalate, and she could feel her pussy starting to get a bit wet. She wiggled slightly, moving her hand over his chest and stomach before she slit it with a long nail and tore it off of him moments before he moved to kiss her. She moaned into the kiss heatedly, letting his tongue meet hers in a passionate tangle. Tala didn't even notice when the birds and squirrels vacated the area, since she was so enthralled with this human boy. She was getting so very hot from just his scent, his touch, and his kiss, and she panted heatedly already. It almost seemed like her body knew him already, and she wanted to know him even more. She pressed her lush breasts firmly against him, her tail lifted as though to invite him to grab and pull it as much as he wanted. She was more than ready for his boy to become her mate.
Thread: The title alone is worth it.

!-- m --a classpostlink relnofollow href ... 152010.xmla!-- m -- I about puked from laughing. At the title alone, at that.
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I laugh rather easy, yet I didn't see how that was funny.
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It's always a bit amusing when a German tourist plays hide the salami with customs.
Thread: You play WHAT!?

Mountain Dew venom?
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-cries while staring at his bottle of mountain dew-
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Not got anything specifically to post said character was deleted but I distinctly recall some of the best parts of her profile. Religious Christian, I'm assuming she did mention God warrior against magic. Sounds good so far, right? Typical Paladin style character. Except... she has magical armour. Okay, also standard... which automatically makes all magic fail which 'directly' targets her. Alright... And a vibrosword which cuts through houses with ease. She also has an amazing shield and gauntlet, which stops 'all known swords and weapons'. I roleplay a fight scene with her, you know... just to act out a fight scene. I play an Eldritch Knight. For those not in the know, a Dungeons and Dragons class which combines martial ability and arcane magic. I shoot a fireball at the floor. 'I told you, direct magic doesn't affect her. I void it.' '... Direct would mean I threw it -at- you. I threw it at the floor, and tried to catch you in the blast radius. Indirectly catching you in the blast.' 'Nope, doesn't work. My turn. I slash your face.' 'I block it with my magic shield, visably buckling under the pressure.' 'Stupid godmoder! You can't block like that, you're a Wizard! You have no ability to stop attacks!' '... Okay, fine. I teleport a house over you.' 'That's magic. I void it.' '... Okay, fuck this... I cast a spell which rends time. I make sure to erase the creator of your armour and weaponry, leading to the non-existance of your order either you disappear from this timeline, or assuming you still joined, your armour no longer works.' 'You goddamn godmoders are all the same, just because you can't win! This RP is over.' Yeah, I rechecked her profile. Apparently, 'magic' is everything from a werewolves claws, to magic weakening lasers and curses. She's not broken though! 'Someone could hit her with a baseball bat, and she'd die. Her armour doesn't protect against that. Or you could make a tree fall on her!' 'Ignoring you cut buildings in half and laugh, and swords bounce off your armour?' 'You could shoot a fireball at the ground and make the rocks hit her!' 'I used that spell, exactly, in the first round...' 'Yeah, well, that wouldn't kill her because of her armour.' '... But you just said...' 'Whatever, blocking now. Bye.' -Apologizes for tldr post-
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This is not a person that I rped with personally. It's also not really a description. But it still made me laugh, and I think it can be appreciated here. She reached into the space between them, and slapped desperately at the rigid, turgid flesh bone threatening her innocence. No! No, you must contain your lustful weapon before we regret our friendship! Fleeeeesh boooone.
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Well, I think I told Boss Misan about this one... Character was in this fantasy setting. He had told me originally he was going to play a troll warrior. Well, fine. It's pretty tough, but it's a Troll, which has its own problems. So I roll with it and let the guy go on. I find out during the first encounter that he wasn't telling me the whole story however. He ran right into a blazing inferno... which if you know, fireburning prevents a troll from regenerating their wounds. It's their major drawback. Well he ran in, and came out without a scratch. When I question him about he, he tells him his character is not just a troll, but is, and I quote this Half Troll, Half Red-Dragon, Half Angel. ... what... the... hell? Before I can even point out how does this character have three halves, he starts telling me about how, since he's a Red Dragon, he's immune to all fire. Oh, and since he's half angel he's a holy conduit for unlimited positive energy which he can use at will to manifest any possible miracle that holy energy could conceivably manifest. And you know. Troll so he's insanely large, strong, tough, and heals from any wound, other than fire... which he was immune to. Also because he was part Dragon and Part Angel he was Super Intelligence Yes, that's how he put it. So first thing I ask is how he can have three halves. Because I'm a blunt, obvious flaw person like that. So he tells me about how what it really is, is that he was the son of Red-DragonAngel hybrid who spawned with a TrollAngel hybrid to produce him. Now, brilliant me, I point out... There's some significant biology differences there... He responds with Well Dragons can shape-shift into humans and that's how it happened. I point out Yeah, and with most shape shifting magics... you become that creature, you don't still have all your powers and such, so why would that be passed on? It's not like that with Dragons. Okay... now following along... Angels generally aren't mortalbiological beings anyway. Most settings, they are depicted as the souls of the departed given form and task. They're undead, not alive to spawn. Course, this is my setting and here they're basically holy constructs, not biological mortals. Well the holy magic allowed her to give birth. And what are the odds that two mutants of such an odd mix that there is likely to only be one, maybe two of them in all existence actually meet, and can produce viable offspring? ... Why are you hustling me? I have a good character and everything works out! Shut up and let me play! No... you are the worst DM ever...
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Sad thing is, while the character himself is stupid... he was still a legal character. I mean, from the way you describe it, it was a DnD character... where... yeah, you can play a Half-Dragon, Half-Angel the Half-Celestial template is actually granted by gods, if I recall, unlike things like Deava and Aasimar Troll. Even though it makes no sense. Should have thrown acid in his face immunity to fire that. P Or throw him in a lake. Regen doesn't apply to drowning damage. Best part is? He's shit. Sure, he's super intelligent by comparison to other trolls. He's got Strength 40ish, meaning ridiculous damage and to hit rolls... But he's also a level in the region of 15 character with about 30HP. Even with regen, a bunch of peasants with bottles of acid will kill him in two turns. Proceed to lawl as this epic beast goes down faster than the standard Fighter in full plate.
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Yeah, ECL adjustments on something like that probably should have totaled what, 16? But it wasn't a tabletop campaign, it was on a forum board. Thus he tried to get quite liberal with the rules, claiming celestial powers let him basically, well, have Limited Wish on command from the way he was using it. Also tried telling me that the Half-Dragon part gave him the ability to summon red dragons at will.
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Pfft. If he's going to play it free-form, he can at least follow the power structure and stuff the races -actually- get. Still, I like his idea I wish I could see someone play a near epic level character like that, only to have a village throw a couple of acid vials at him ignoring all his nommy AC bonuses from Natural armour by tossing touch attack, 1d4 acid damage vials he can't resist. P And with his crappy attacks, at best, killing a couple a round with Cleave The epic monster goes down, the village cheer, and everyone including the little kiddies get levels up. Plus 1d4 HD and 2 Int skillpoints, baby!
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This reminds me of some OOTS comic where they were being challenged by to the best of my memory a fiendish, half-dragon, lycanthropic, vampiric, half-troll snail. With the wonderful catch phrase of QUAKE BEFORE MY ILLOGICAL 14 ECL GLORY!
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Why must people suck so bad?
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I'm surprised Arc didn't bring up Ortei, or Ertai. Or any of the number of brain dead individuals that showed up in his thread. Dominion!
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Mary-sues - oh the ways I could comment on this. Let's start from the top and work my way around. Let's see the most resent most horrible Mary-sue I had to deal with.. I roleplay mostly Series based roleplay. I decide to roleplay with a girl - because she's interested in perfecting her skills as one of my favorite malesKakashi Hatake, and she also stated she wished me to play Sasuke for her OC. I played Yuugao Uzuki Character from Naruto... Her OC nearly floored me. She's 18 years old, the captain of an ANBU Squad, has been since she was NINE YEARS OLD. Not only that but she specializes in Medical Jutsu's but somehow is a master of Genjutsu and Taijutsu... which is baffling on it's own. Then she get's into the history of her character - and how her character has such a shattered childhood - and Kakashi is in love with her... I kind of just asked her if she was serious. It's actually much worse then that - going through all the problems of a Mary-sue for any genre. She told me that I played a Horrible OC Yuugao Uzuki, and when I commented that Yuugao was from the series the girl proceeded to tell me that I knew nothing about Naruto and that I should go kill myself... Oh and I play a horrible Sasuke - because he didn't fuck her character instantly after seeing her. I don't even LIKE Sasuke - and that was insulting. That's just one of many...
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Ouch. Reminds me of a naruto OC I ran into. She as well was in the ANBU from age seven. She was 14 in the RP and had already been the captain of the ANBU and retired to be an academy teacher, then retired again to be a squad leader. She had a bloodline trait which allowed her to copy other bloodline traits. She had, at the time, already copied every single bloodline that had appeared in the series at that point. Oh, and had some seven tailed demon residing inside her.
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.................... All I can say to the Naruto OC since I myself read the manga. Considering where it is now, if this character followed that concept, well I would have to lobotomized her personally. So on this subject, has anyone ever encountered an positive You play WHAT!?. More so playing something no one thought would attempt or a character you somehow made to be rather fun and badass at the same time? For DD 3.5, I had a character called Kraun Von Vlad Slam. All going to say, he a Half-orc Monk-Barbarian. Hard to pull off, but with enough plot development and ideas on creation, he was a successful OC. -D Carry on, that was my little rant.