Thread: The Archaeologist, The Succubus, and The Gun  (LeftShield x Umbrale)

Ty closed his eyes and clenched his fist, waiting for a teleportation, a portal, something mind blowing to take him away. Instead he just heard laughing, he peaked open one eye to see Libi loosing her mind. She was finding this funny? Really? He could feel his body about to cave in on itself and start to kill him from the inside, and she was laughing. He started to get red in the face and flashed anger at her in their link. He still stayed quiet and kept listening but all of a sudden she just dispersed. He looked down the alley to the coffee shop confused but all he got were quiet mental mumbles about if he needed her help to call. Ty stood in the alley for a bit just waiting for this to be another joke. Alright, yeah that was real fucking funny. You got me again, now come on out Libi let's get this over with.....Libi I know you can hear me this isn't funny! I am being chased no doubt Libi, get out here, on your knees, and suck my cock so we can fucking go!.....LIBI! YOUR MASTER COMMANDS YOU! COME FUCKING BLOW ME!!...DAMMIT! YOU INSUFFERABLE SLUT!! Ty whipped his head to see two ladies staring down the alley at the man yelling insufferable slut into the sky with rage. THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?! He bellowed accidentally using a bit more of his power, almost imitating Libi's demonic voice she had just used. The girls screamed and ran while Ty dropped to one knee clutching his head. Ahhh fuck!! Fine! You don't think I can do this? I can fucking do this! He yelled to her even though their mental link worked just fine. He felt his head shooting waves of pain through his body, he had no choice anymore. He just hopped this woman was as big a sex fiend as Libi and the sight of a man would send her panties to her ankles. He needed help fast. The trick was getting alone with her, how would he convince a girl all by herself to open the door for him without calling the police. So Ty used what had got him laid before he got demonic powers, pity. With a deep breath he turned, planted his hands on the brick wall and slammed his head into wall. Did it hurt? Technically but the fact that his body was about to start killing him hurt more so it wasn't bad. He did it twice more and saw a trickle of blood run down past his nose. I hope you're right about this recovery bullshit, or else I'm going to die from a concussion. He pulled his hood up and stumbled out of the alleyway and across the street, almost getting hit by a taxi. He leaned against the door and found his first lucky break of the day, unlocked. M-m-miss I know, you're.....closed but- Ty fell to his hands and knees, looking up and over at the woman. Blood trickled from his forehead down to his neck. My building down the street, it caught fire. The only way out was a three story drop. Ty struggled to his knees, selling it really. Even with all the pain his body was destroying itself yet which ment he was fine in a technical sense. Wait! Please don't call the ambulance...Someone's after me. They're trying to get this... He said pulling the revolver from his waist band. Oh, don't worry, it's a relic. Doesn't fire and it's not even loaded. It's very valuable though and I think someone wants it enough to have set my building on fire. I'll tell you the whole story if you help fix me up a little. You must have some med supplies in the back right? You're my only hope, please? He prayed that this girl read romantic novels. He worked with the type all the time, cute and shy, constantly reading books. Their favorites were the types that involved a spunky small town girl who is entangled by fate and a secret agent shows up on her door. Taking her into a world of intrigue, danger, and romance. Making her small town boring life become something amazing and romantic. He really wanted her to think of him as her secret agent man. All he wanted was to get off, to think that he could be so superficial. The nerd that hadn't even had a blowjob until last night. Things changed though and right now there was one question on Ty's mind. How can I bend this girl over a bag of coffee beans?