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Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Bagel. that is all.
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

That's just daddy's nickname for me. Because I liek bagels. 3 Daddy's little Bagel. 3
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

I 3 this story and the way you tell it, MM. happy tear
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Padan's story starts with the Luna revolt of Summer '09. Two people were temp banned for remarks in the GD, and their friends were up in arms about it, holding rallies, protesting and the like. Well, Padan, being the funny guy he is, decided to side with them jokingly. He had at least some of us fooled by how serious he was about it. A week through the mayhem, the temp bans were lifted, and there was remarks about the Great Trygon's return. Padan, afraid that his remarks on the side of the banned people would get him banned for causing trouble, puts up a post apologizing. If my memory serves me right, that was his first comic. It wasn't novel or anything like that, but it was the start. But his career really started on another thread. A Troll made a PVP post asking if anyone hated him. He was a nobody that had a surprisingly large amount of posts. After a page or three of posts bashing him, Padan comes in with a comic of his making about eating the Drama Whores. And so BlueMoon Comic's was born.
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Oh Lord, MM. My ribs. Halp. I can't stop laughing. xD listulistu
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Mr Master said And of course, Trygon or Vek can't recall which is there, and they go oh, that's too perfect and make it my Title. Click to expand... IT WAS MEEEE. proud
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Trygon said Mr Master said And of course, Trygon or Vek can't recall which is there, and they go oh, that's too perfect and make it my Title. Click to expand... IT WAS MEEEE. proud Click to expand... And you should be, good sir!
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

D'awweeee, Daddy! That was so cute for a story so grotesque and horrible. 3 I forgot about the Bailey's, by the way. -sobs- Oh, and I picked you because you looked like the best to pick. 3 I said HMM, A GUY NAMED MRMASTER THIS COULD BE VEDDY INTERESTING.
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Chat Marraiges! Oh, Lord. Once again, this started with Goaty, I do believe. He was doing a thing where he'd violate some random person I was a given, but there were also Corporal Bunny and Hahvoc Requiem , among others, and then he'd declare them married. I don't know if that's specifically where it came from, but he was doing it before any of the rest of us. My boy's such a trend-setter. I don't even know how precisely everybody got rolling on it, but just one day, people in chat were marrying each other. Usually without the target's permission or prior knowledge. As it evolved, the major perpetrators were myself, Hahvy, and HKitten . Kitten is STILL at the point where if you're a newcomer to chat, she'll post that she marries you before she even says hello! Exact numbers on chatmarriages are difficult, particularly with the spate of posts where someone would say me marries everyone in the chat, but suffice to say there is an interconnected network of chatmarriage bonds throughout the site, which amounts to exactly nothing, but that's the fun of it! As it evolved, certain rules came to be established. Where you rank each rule varies with who tells them for example, Kitten would say that her naming rule comes in at 1, but they are generally fairly simple. I'll rank them in the order most people would want to know about them, and you can shuffle them around yourself. You don't have to give your consent or even be consulted in order to be chatmarried. On the other hand, chatmarriage carries no responsibilities or expectations whatsoever except inasmuch as they would be funny. Chatmarriage also doesn't extend outside of chat, unless you decide you want it to. Gay chatmarriage and plural chatmarriage are totally legal. And, in fact, are almost expected. Since there are no responsibilities or expectations, even straight people can be chatgaymarried to each other with no demands for gaycybersex. Although someone who is particularly humorless or phobic about the whole thing will naturally draw more faux-gay attention, but that's just human nature when it comes to jokey things like this. Chat Divorce is technically legal, but never happens. Part of that is because it's just kind of a downer, and doesn't go with the whole let's just rope more and more people into the family kind of ethos, but we also worked out a justification that while it's legal, all divorces have to go through the Divorce Court judge for the chatroom jurisdiction, who happens to be HKitten, and she never grants them. Judge Kitten has decreed that in all of her chatmarriages, she is to be addressed as the husband even by the men and she is to address everyone as the wife even the men. There are a few rare exceptions to this I believe I am one of them, at least part of the time, but the rules are inviolate in Kitten's mind. I think that's about it there can't be TOO many rules for something that's essentially chaotic and individual, anyway, so that ought to cover the basics.
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

CHAT MARRIAGE REVISION AkumaTsuki is unmarriable within the chat or forums unless otherwise stated. WANTS TO MARRY EVERYONE, PLZ MARRY ME. Lovingly Edited By Goaty
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

See, many have tried the I'm unmarryable or I don't want to defense. Which kind of violates the first rule above. However, since it's an individual and chaotic thing, I would suspect the truth of the matter might go that certain people will never, ever acknowledge a chatmarriage, and eventually said chatmarriage will just end up ignored and forgotten about. But sure, if you wanna tell people you're unmarryable, go ahead there's a support group somewhere around here...
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Kitten also runs the Forced ChatMarriages Support Line. FCMSL for short. - Please, step into my office...opens door to the dungeonlistu
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

AkumaTsuki said CHAT MARRIAGE REVISION AkumaTsuki is unmarriable within the chat or forums unless otherwise stated. WANTS TO MARRY EVERYONE, PLZ MARRY ME. Lovingly Edited By Goaty Click to expand... 3
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Mr Master said Evil. Click to expand... hump
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Ilovegoatse said Mr Master said Evil. Click to expand... humps Aku Click to expand... Corrected with GUSTO and some love by Akumatsuki
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

OO drags Aku-wifey into the dungeons anyways - There's also Help For the Needy, HFN for short. Please..this way to the chains.listu
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

I remember the time Mr. Master, Goatse and I think someone else were teaching me the proper way to kiss someone. Haha. Fun times. I know its not a running joke but I hope its still okay to post it. lol
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

I know of MM's crotching around. That one always amused me.
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

asasthana said I know of MM's crotching around. That one always amused me. Click to expand... I started the crotching! Yell at him to do it. 3 I love yelling at him to crotch around.
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Goaty as the Queen of England and the subsequent Crotching Around. There was a PVP argument thread someone made an assertion that was unsupportable, and dear Kawamura of the my mother fame completely different story pointed this out. To illustrate, Goaty made the fateful proclamation I am the Queen of England . As Goaty is a queen, and of British extraction, supportable statement was deemed supportable. And thus an iron-fisted tyranny was born. Goaty immediately set about consolidating his power. He pranced about in a queenly manner. He made appointments, as in he gave people jobs. He knighted people. I still recall Sir Hahvoc of Requiem, even though Hahvy is actually female. But of course, he gave the most coveted job to his dear old pater, the Royal Butt-Father. Yes, I was appointed Town Crotch. Apparently, I was to fill the royal coffers by slutting it up for pay throughout the chatbox. The fact that this conflicted with Misha's previous claim that I was her certified man-whore complete with flip-open wallet with badge identifying me as such was countered by a Royal Edict. Therefore, I was Town Crotch. So what else could I do? I immediately began crotching around. It seemed the logical thing. I'd crotch over here, and crotch over there, and just crotch about in general. Goaty has, over time, become more of a lassiez-faire ruler, but he still maintains his claim on the throne. And thus, every so often, I can be found to be crotching about, willy nilly. It's by order of the Queen, you see.
Thread: BMR's Running Jokes (as far as we can recall their origins)

Long live the queen. curtsies. Hm. Trying to remember other longstanding jokes. . I'm sure there's .. some.. somewhere. And some to do with me, even, but dear god if I can remember them! fail
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? raises hand...Im interested...maybe..hahaha
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Depending upon the campaign I can be interested. -is amused-
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Explain. Are you referring to the types of armies one would be willing to play?
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Well certainly the different armies as well as to the general theme in which you want to run things. Whether it's action with lots of explosions or Inquisitor and help seeking out a dangerous secret all quiet like.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Indeed. Then that all depends on what people desire. A sexual RP which would involve alot of Slanesshi Marines, an actual brutal war, or the cold dark back wars of the inquisition.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Yeah, and since 40k is such a broad universe some narrowing down should probably be put in place.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? But of course. Any Warhammer RP I do usually takes place on one planet, in one specific area. It all depends on the type of RP it is really.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Cutting down on travel is helpful.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Indeed. What kind of Warhammer RP would you like?
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Well personally I like low level stuff involving the Inquisition. More likely to get in way over one's head with things that way.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Hmm... Sounds good. Lots of Red Light District stuff lol. Anyone else interested?
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? I don't suppose anyone here has played Dark Heresy? Worth a shot, I guess.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? I have most of the books. Have yet to find a group willing to play though.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? I do. I have all the books except for the two I want most, Children of the Dark Gods and Radicals Handbook. D I want them sooo bad, but anyway I do. I GM and play characters.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? So?
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Only three people have shown interest. I wish for atleast 5.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Re Warhammer 40,000 anyone? Come on I know more people are interested in this.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

I am interested, I have the starter book, but suck at making characters, aka have only tried once.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Oh, dont worry. I will make character creation much more simple. As I will be the narrator, I wont require you to delve into your character stats as the game does. Rolling and other such things will not be required on your part, you can just leave all that to me.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Still interested here!
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

I've been working on something no dice rolls, no stats, just free form. Wouldn't be Dark Heresy, would be more like the old Inquisitor so characters can be a right and proper Inquisitor, Tech Priest Magos, Commissar, Rogue Trader. Be someone important with your own small retinue if individuals like.
Thread: Dark Heresy anyone?

Come on boys and girls, dont be shy. I just want atleast 5 people before we get started. In the mean time, what class would you be and what kind of Dark Heresy theme would you like? Examples Horror, Mystery, Action, War, Radical, Puritan, etc.
Thread: Dead Space RP?

Wow... No one?
Thread: Dead Space RP?

It's interesting, but...Dead Space doesn't seem like the best place since most everyone is going to die.
Thread: Dead Space RP?

.. hides butcher knife What's your point?....
Thread: Dead Space RP?

Oooooooooh, that would be a gore-filled role play. 3 Misha might go for that.
Thread: Dead Space RP?

Perfect. twisted Thats one vict.... I mean player .
Thread: Dead Space RP?

Wait. 23rd time? Really? I never got a chance to finish my first.
Thread: Dead Space RP?

Dead Space is made of awesome....though I've only beat it like 8 times. I enjoy watching Isaac running around in that white suit carrying maxed out weapons early in the game. 3 so much blood going everywhere.
Thread: Influence from Friends (LostOne and TheCount)

Alexander was in his room usings his hands to give his beloved girl a screaming orgasm. Her curves were ideal, her hairs golden, and she screamed like no other. This was a hectic situation, anybody would know of their secret meeting. Suddenly a scream was heard over the locked door to their secret meeting where someone, a women, yelled, Hey Alex! Turn your guitar down!. Alex smiled as he took his hands off his guitar, to let the rare gold colored strings ring for one last time, before setting down the volume. He smirked, it always got into everyone's nerves, he even wondered how many times that's been said to him today. Sometimes the entire family would argue and he would never know. It was as if the music wrapped him into his own bubble. He loved to play, nearly as much as he loved other things. He hummed and bent down to hit the volume on the amp. He turned it so the music would not leave his room where he played every single day. He stood up and pressed the pedal to make a long chorus psychodelic effect. He played a chord, and let it ring for a few second before playing slowly and lettign all of his feelings through. He was a tall man, around 6'02. He was muscular too, do to being in the football team. He was your atypical quarter back. Not really known throughout the school, he preffered to have a few close friends that were into the things he was, like music. He had short dirty blonde hair, and a pair of peircing blue eyes. His smile would make women melt, and his attitude tended to do the same whenever he let it. Alex was now wearing a tight green sweater under a plain white t-shirt, a pair of kahki shorts that passed his knees, with a pair of white sneakers with hot green laces. He and his sister were supposed to have the house all to themselves this weekend, and what a weekend had his sister's friends planned for him. He did not know of it though, nor did his sister... nor his mother for that matter. His mother, which had divorced his father way back, had said she would be leaving to a get-away weekend, the mother had a very close relationship with her daughter and her daughters friend, she hadn't admit it, but they made her feel younger than ever. As for Alex... he just played on, until his mother called. Oh great, you're finally leaving! He called as he put his guitar in it's stand. He opened the door, and let the light of the afternoon invade his room. It was very large and very well decorated. As for the rest of the house... it was even greater, a mansion on it's own. He walked downstairs passing the hall where some post'modern scultures lay along with some rare paintings. He was going to meet his mother, where she would say her goodbyes.
Thread: Influence from Friends (LostOne and TheCount)

Katie walked past her son's room and let out a heavy sigh, he was in there blaring his guitar again. Hey Alex! Turn your guitar down! She yelled over the noise. Walking down stairs she stopped and waited for her kids to come and give her their good byes. Standing at the double oak doors she straightened out her floral sundress. Her long blonde hair was tied into a neat ponytail that ended at her shoulders, her bright green eyes where hidden behind a pair of cheep sunglasses. Kids I'm leaving now. She said calling to her two children. Vicky sighed softly hearing her mom calling them. Standing up and stretching she looked at herself in the standing mirror. She was only 5'8, with a slim build but surprisingly large chest, 34C, and a plump round rear. She kept her red dyed hair in a messy bun and was wearing a simple white tee shirt and black short shorts. Walking down she looked at her mom and smiled her green eyes glowing. I'm gonna miss you mom. She said hugging her mother. You have fun on your weekend, and I promise that I won't have to big of a party alright. Katie hugged her daughter tightly then pulled back and looked at her. Nothing that will get me or your brother arrested, if you get arrested its your cute ass that will get sent to jail. She joked both of them laughing. Where is your brother at, he does know I am leaving right? She asked looking at the stairs waiting for him to come down. Alex, come on, I have to go. She called up the stairs.
Thread: Influence from Friends (LostOne and TheCount)

Alex, come on, I have to go. He heard as he walked around the corner and finally appeared, Yeah yeah, as if you were obligated to make your little trip He said with a smile and then sticking hsi tongue out at the girls in a playful manner. Alex saw his mother's dress and smiled. Being taller than her he looked down and said, Take care mom, I'm going to miss you. He wrapped his arms around her ack titling his body forward a bit smelling her usual perfume. It was a quite nice aroma that he had grown quite fond of. He took his space again and asked, So when will you be back around here? Alex wanted to know just in case he would go out without permission, and come back with no one except his sister knowing of it. You know, so I can tell all my peeps when to leave. He added and ended the sentance with a playful wink. Alex was the one to always say thing slike that and give the girls a small laugh occasionally. He looked over at Vicky and wondered what she had planned. Her eyes were off into the distance as the light from the door entered through the house. A light breeze blew in, and he hearrd the sound of the leaves outside, beign hit by the wind. It was a sign of somethign was coming, but Alex could have never guessed what exactly. His mother's car was parked in their drive way, where there was a beautiful garden and emerald green grass. But it was notthis that made him suspicious, it was his sister's mischevious eyes. He pondered what could possibly be goign around her mind. She was known to make traps and plans, now Alex wondered what he had to put through this weekend. He turned to his mother to see her one last time before closing the door. Try not to have too much fun!
Thread: Influence from Friends (LostOne and TheCount)

Making her leave Katie got into her car and drove off. Vicky stretched lifting her arms high into the air causing her shirt to ride up showing her flat stomach, her muscles could be seen slightly as she was always into some sports activity, mostly track and vollyball. Well mom is gone for the week, what are you plans Alex? She asked walking to the middle of the living room and spinning on her heel to face him. Nothing perverted I hope. She said with a smirk. Turning from him again she started up the stairs her shorts riding up and hugging her tight ass. Going into her room Vicky layed across her bed and grabbed her cell and started to text her friends. She had planned for a party of sorts with some of her best friends. She let them all know that her mom had left and they can start to show up at anytime they wanted.
Thread: Influence from Friends (LostOne and TheCount)

Alex too waved good bye, closing the door afterward. He looked as his sister walked into the living room and saw her evil smile come, as always when she had a little plan. The sneaky little devil of her, she would always get him into trouble, but it wasn't like Alexander was completely innocent either, he had his mischievous side too. Alex thought about it for a second, and he had no plans at all what to do... that was new. He shrugged and said, I'll call the guys and go out probably. He let his eyes stare at her grin and added, I bet you have a wicked plan... and winked a there. He went back upstairs before she did, as she looked at the stairs, Oh come on, we both know who is the more perverted one out of both of us. He smirked back at her just as he walked up and went into his room, which before hers. Since they were now alone, and under his rule he would leave the door open for her to burst in in case of an emergency. Alex then remembered he was feeling somewhat hungry and turned back around heading for the kitchen. Walking down stairs he thought up of his evil genius plan along. Arriving at the kitchen he took out his cell phone and texted one of his sister's friends. They had a magnificent night a few weeks ago, and he thought she might like to repeat it. He texted Hey babe, what's up? Guess what, I'm the king of my house for a week. Bring something sexy along D. - Alex He smile and sent it. He placed his cellphone back in his pocket as he got out some bread and began to make himself a sandwich. He hoped that she would respond positively, not forgetting all the fun she had, and that he was willing to give her again. Little did he know that his text would be received while the target was with a group of girls getting ready to come over anyways...
Thread: Influence from Friends (LostOne and TheCount)

Hey Im not that bad. She said sticking her tongue out at him before she turned into her room. Laying on the bed she got a text back from one of her friends, it was a forward of her brothers message to her. Vicky held back a laugh as she text her back with her new plan. For the longest time Vicky had wanted something that she knew she could probably never get, and this week just might be the chance she needed. After talking with several of her friends for the better part of the hour she hopped of her bed and waltzed into Alex's room. Spinning on her toes she stopped with her hands behind her back and leaned forward craning her neck out. Alex, I'm bored, so I am having a few of the girls come over for the night, you cool with that? She asked, from her standing position anyone could easily see down her loose v neck shirt to see her naked breasts. Cause if not your gonna have to deal with it anyway. She said standing back upright and spinning around again before skipping from his room. Oh and can you order us some pizza, I will pay you back in two days, I get my paycheck then. K thanks, love YOOOUUUUU! She said her voice getting louder as she skipped away.