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Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Penny studied Sheldon as though he was completely out of his mind. Thank you for pointing it out, Sheldon. I havent noticed, she stated, surprised by how hard it was for him to lift her. She was hardly a hundred pounds, and with Sheldons height she would have expected it to be a piece of cake. Her boyfriends generally had no problem picking her up heck some of them enjoyed carrying her around the only instance in which the mess in her apartment was an actual problem. Thanks, she murmured, her gaze trailing over her friend when he did lift her, sitting her down on the toilet. She was surprised that he didnt even look at her, despite the fact that she was completely naked. His comment made her realize it, blushing and instantly covering as much of her slender body as she possibly could. A part of her had a hard time grasping the fact that Sheldon didnt feel anything from the sight. No, I enjoy being naked in front of my neighbors, she stated sarcastically, before realizing that Sheldon had no idea that she was sarcastic most of the time. Can you hand me my robe? She wondered, wincing slightly as she moved her leg, the sharp pain causing her to gasp when she put some pressure on the twisted ankle.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Sheldon was noticing that the tone of Penny's voice was causing him to feel a little more awkward when she had stated that she knew what he was saying. How did a non college graduate know what he was going to say? That was like a kid from the special ed portion of school saying that they knew what he was saying. Nevertheless, he walked into Penny's room and grabbed her robe, followed by walking back into her room and giving her the robe. Penny I can lift you into your bed if you are having trouble walking over to it. He said, looking down at her and her naked body before she put it on. I must say, you are very attractive. I know why Leonard had just a big a crush on you as Walowitz does on any woman in existence. Sheldon moved her over to her bed, and then started to clean up around her bed so that she would be able to reach any part of her room without stepping on something. He listened to her if she would talk, but he ended up stopping what he was doing in order to listen, and reply when she was done talking. You know Penny, you should probably lie down for tonight so that you can rest that ankle. I don't think that I will be able to fall asleep in the same bed as you, or on your couch, because your couch has as much lumbar support as a hammock, made by someone with cerebral palsy. Sheldon replied. But you have my cell phone number, if you need it. He waited for some kind of response from her, so that he could get the cue to leave, or stay.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Pennys face grew bright red when Sheldon returned, commenting on her appeal. For a moment, it threw her off, bringing utter confusion to the pretty face. She didnt know that Sheldon actually realized that women were attractive. Heck, she had no idea Sheldon wasnt completely asexual. Shaking it off as an objective statement, she pulled off a meek smile and slid on her robe. Thank you, she murmured softly before shaking her head. No sweetie, I think I should walk, she nodded with a decided expression. She didnt want him to twist a hip or anything. For a few moments she studied him in silence before making her way along the clear path. How in the world did a girl like her end up becoming friends with people like him? They were challenging everything somehow, and making things so much harder in a way. Plopping down onto her bed she stretched out lazily, only bothering to understand Sheldons statement halfway. UmHuh? She arched her eyebrows, shrugging. Truth to be told, she preferred Sheldons company to a night of solitude with a hurt ankle. You dont have to go. I have cheesecake in my fridge? She offered meekly, doubtful that Sheldon would catch the fairly straightforward cue yet not ready to tell him she didnt want him to leave.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

The offering of cheesecake was something that was willing to keep Sheldon in the house. He had recently read a paper on how humans loved when you took joy in what they give to you. So Sheldon's hypothesis would be to take the cheesecake, eat it whether it was good or bad, and then finally do the dishes himself, because she probably wasn't going to do them. With this dirty of a room, he doubted if Penny actually did her own laundry without reading the labels on the detergent. Nevertheless, she was a very nice neighbor, and it would be wrong of him to think otherwise, or say otherwise within her own home. Sheldon nodded his head. Very well Penny, I shall go fetch the cheesecake and get us both equal shares. He said, and he walked out of the room. Halfway to the fridge, Sheldon noticed that Penny's naked figure was sticking inside of his head. He stopped, thinking. Odd. He thought to himself. Usually when you are thinking of another woman naked, you are wanting sexual gratification. Sheldon opened the refrigerator and divided the cheesecake into equal shares while he thought. But I don't really need it, do I? And Penny is probably still attached to Leonard or that tower of an ex boyfriend. Sheldon sighed. Human behavior is so confusing. He finally concluded, as he walked into Penny's room with cheesecake on equal color plates, and same size forks, along with the cheesecake being divided equally. Here you go. He said, placing the plate on her chest and then eating some cheesecake of his own. He stood, since he couldn't find his own personal spot yet.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Penny beamed when Sheldon left to get the cheesecake, clapping her hands together once. Ah, sugar. While Sheldon was gone, she attempted to figure out what was happening. Was she really desperate enough to go after the craziest thing around? Certainly, she didnt find Sheldon unattractive. But she likely had fewer chances with him than she did with George Clooney. On the other hand, he was smart and after Leonard, that was a big thing. She still remembered her dumb date who thought the guys were going to explode the moon. She chuckled at the thought only to realize that Sheldon returned. Yes, she wanted to give it a try. How to go about it? She sat up, scooting over slightly. Taking her plate, she took a bite, expecting Sheldon to sit down beside her yet nothing came. Letting out a frustrated sigh, she smiled at him. Sheldon, sweetie, sit down, she motioned, taking another bite. The cheesecake was great she brought it from the Cheesecake Factory earlier that day. Oh thank god she was off the next day, her ankle was hurting and she wouldnt trust Sheldon to drive her to the hospital. You should stay for a while. When is everyone coming back? She wondered, her bright gaze trailing over him slowly.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Sheldon had sat down on the bed when Penny had asked, and the comfortable feeling of it had surprised him. Although maybe it shouldn't have, since intercourse is best on top of a comfortable bed, or at least, that is what he was told, through the many papers that he read. So keeping in mind that Penny's bed was comfortable, Sheldon laid back on it, making sure not to touch Penny's hurt ankle. He took another bite of his cheesecake, and then set it on the end table near her bed. Very delicious cheesecake. He said. When he was asked when the boys were going to get home, Sheldon shrugged. I do not know how long it would take from them to see the latest Transformers movie, and be utterly disappointed by it, but I would assume that they would be gone at a minimum of three hours. Sheldon said. Koothralpalli likes to eat his food slowly, so it usually takes them an hour to eat, at least. And then the movie is two hours long. So at least 3 hours. Sheldon turned his gaze to Penny, staring into her eyes. Was there something that you had in mind? Something more fun then Clingon Boggle?
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Penny watched Sheldon settle down, surprised that he hadnt commented on the winds direction or anything silly the way he usually would. Setting her cheesecake aside as well, she flashed Sheldon a content smile with a pride making it seem like she prepared it. Thank you Sheldon, she replied politely, trying to hide the nervousness. Oh God, its been an eternity since she has last been with a man. Its all Leonards fault, she told herself once again in frustration, momentarily crossing her arms under her chest. I see, she nodded to Sheldon, only listening to about half of the things he said. Three hours. Blinking, she realized that her neighbour was staring right into her eyes. She looked back at him for a few moments, completely silent, a light blush appearing on her cheeks. How in the world did sex even brush her mind at that question? Um, she let out pensively, not quite sure whether risking it was appropriate or not. She worried he would tell his friends if she made a move on him, and having Wolowitz torturing her with his advances would awful. He had an attractive face though, up close. Finally, she shifted and placed her head on Sheldons shoulder, her lips lightly grazing his neck. Not really, I just dont want to stay alone, nor play Clignon Boggle, she offered, one of her arms snaking around his waist.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

The feeling of Penny's lips against his neck had made Sheldon feel a little uneasy. His neighbor was trying to made an advance on him. The lips grazing his neck had made a tickle sensation go down them, and he looked to the door, and then to the tie that he was wearing around his neck. Did social protocol work in situations like this? Was Sheldon supposed to tie his tie around the doorknob, like Penny had explained to him a year ago? Or would he just have to go with it, and do whatever it was that Penny had in mind sex. Sheldon was also wondering why it was that Penny was automatically subjecting herself to sex. Surely she didn't have any friends with benefits, as far as she knew, and Penny was making a move on him so quickly. It was unnerving, but Sheldon was not going to pass up this attractive woman, as long as he was in this room. He tilted his head back a small amount, so that Penny had easy access for whatever it is she wanted to do. Penny I must give you a warning that I did not bring any protection with me, and that I read many papers on intercourse, so I do know a lot... About this kind of thing. He wasn't blushing, but he was pausing. If this is what you are wanting.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Pennys jaw almost dropped when Sheldon spoke. She almost jumped up, studying him seating. Her cheeks burned red, a soft nervous giggle escaping her lips. I was just making myself comfortable sweetie, she replied meekly, stunned that Sheldon would even think of intercourse with her. She couldnt help but replay his movement as he tilted his head back. It was a complicated situation and truth was she had no idea what to do. When Leonard and she had been together, she could feel how much he wanted her. Sheldon, meanwhile, was talking about sex as though it was some kind of a scientific experiment for him. Is it what you are wanting? She wondered reluctantly, twisting a lock of hair between her fingers. She relaxed slightly and leaned back against the bed, her head mere inches from his. Read? She studied Sheldon, wondering if he really has never had sex. She shivered from the thought. She could hardly go on a couple of weeks without getting cranky.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Sheldon was surprised at her reaction. He thought that Penny was going to be going along with his suggestion. Many times in the past, when Penny had been without a sexual release, it was hard for her to act nice towards her neighbors. That is what got her into online gaming. He remembered that week, the week of constant gaming that seemed to be what would happen if Charles Manson was told that he could only play Age of Conan. She was in that game, and it was creepy the way she turned out. Although as Sheldon came back to the here and now, he shook his head. Penny, as your friend, I would assume that friends would get each other out of problems. Your problem at the moment is your sexual frustration. Sheldon then continued. My problem is that I have a sexually frustrated woman in the same room as me. A woman who previously was dating my roommate and best friend. But our problems can be taken care of with one thing, sex. Sheldon then looked to his clothes. If she wanted to, he would. He didn't want a complaining person in the same room with him anyway. And he could finally do the experiment and see if the papers that he wrote gave him good information.
Thread: The Dating Hypothesis (Vicodin and Tortoise)

Penny swallowed slowly, trying to figure out whether Sheldon was joking or not. As he finished speaking, she sat still for a few moments, simply waiting for the familiar Bazinga that would make things the way they had been. However, nothing came and she was quite certain that Sheldon was the only person on Earth who could rationalize sex to the point of making it unappealing. Slightly confused, she bit on her thumb. Um, Sheldon, sex is not about solving a problem, she stated, tilting her head. I mean, it has to be something you want. Is it what you want? She wondered, sitting up slightly. BecauseI mean, if it is, Im not against it, she mumbled, feeling a light blush come to her cheeks. She could not believe she was having that conversation with Sheldon. She certainly didnt want to end up the way she had that dreadful week she decided to never bring up again. Since she refused to game, she dreaded to think of what kind of a nerdy, odd activity she could get herself into this time.
Thread: Banner Ship insert Suggestions

OnnaOtaku and I were wondering if you could change the Enterprise to another ship in a bit? ....... such as Serenity from Firefly. Thanks for reading!!!
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Doubtful. the ship was up there for April Fools day, and it seems that it pleased the Head Admin here enough that it stayed. She loves Star Trek.
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If anything it should be changed to a flying Winnebago.
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AsDayFades said If anything it should be changed to a flying Winnebago. Click to expand... Raspberry... there's only one man who would DARE give me the Raspberry... LONESTAR!
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Well, it was changed to the Tardis today Woot
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E.T Do it, and I'll give you 6000 cool points
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The ship from Futurama OR Marvin from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy going like this
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Since when is Marvin happy? That is sooo not canon.
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AsDayFades said If anything it should be changed to a flying Winnebago. Click to expand... Murdoc's Winnebago? 3
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H a r r i e t f a i l s
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lol.... they've gone to plaid!
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I'm happy with the Tardis, thank you.
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I miss the Enterprise. I'm not all that fond of Dr Who.listulistulistu
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prettylykSIN said I miss the Enterprise. I'm not all that fond of Dr Who.listulistulistu Click to expand... Neither am I Pretty, neither am I.
Thread: Sherlock's Luck(miavance68 and I)

A loud noise is heard in sherlock's room. A small explosion just took place, as sherlock expirements with rare ingredients. Being left with nothing but a blackened face and widened eyes, sherlock scraps his idea by pushing the beaker on the floor. It breaks. If i could only... He says looking at a long drape on the right side of his window. He raises his eyebrows and points his index finger up. As rushes to the drapes and ripes them down and starts ripping peices off. He slowly wraps each peice barrel of a gun that was in his room. After several minutes, he picks up the gun, which now has several peices of cloth attached to the end of the barrel. He points it at a wall and shoots. Cloth peices gets sent flying and he right ear rings. Silencing a gun with cloth. Void.
Thread: Sherlock's Luck(miavance68 and I)

Irene just accepted he was a strange man and he would always have strange behavoir. His loneliness just caused it to become more clear once and a while. She just needed to find a way to keep him from being lonely... that was where she came in. Irene was to be his new companion and she would draw attention to him indeed. The minute she got to 221 Baker Street, she was immediately sent up to a room by the pushy old woman. When she reached for the knob, the old lady nearly screamed. There had been a gun shot, That bloody... she muttered. Irene stopped the old woman, Ma'm... do not worry about escorting me in... I understand Mr.Holmes is in this room. I shall go in myself. With that, she thanked the old woman and slipped into the dark room without warning. She closed the door behind her and turned around.
Thread: Sherlock's Luck(miavance68 and I)

Holmes looked at her through a Magnifying glass. In his perspective she was very samll, and very far away. In hers his eye was rather large. And who are.. He moved the magnifying glass away from his face and threw it across the room and looked at the woman. ...you!? He walked to a table and picked up a letter opener.
Thread: Sherlock's Luck(miavance68 and I)

Her face turned bright red as she looked to him. Oh, Holmes... if only you could understand... she said looking towards him. She placed her things down. I have merely came back... ever since I heard you have lacked championship since the absence of Watson. She walked forward slowly while looking at him. It's been a while... she smiled to him softly, Do tell me... how have you been taking care of yourself? By the looks of it, you must have skipped a few meals... or missed a few nights of rest.
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6 nights to be exact! He quickly twirls around and rushes to a chalkboard. look, if the ecosystem of the... He continues mumbling scientific term while scribbling equations on the board.
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Instantly, she walked up behind him and yanked the chalk from his hand. Look, there is no possible way you're going to get outside if you stay in here and try to find the meaning of life. She placed a hand on his shoulder, Please, Holmes... just listen to me... she looked at him desperately.
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He sighed. What is outside that needs me? He walks to the other side of the room, and quickly turns around. A case!? do we have a case? His eyes turn like a kid looking into a candy shop.
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She tried to fight a smile. Could she lie? Would that be so wrong? He would be too upset with her if she did, right? Well, Holmes... actually yes... we do have a case... she looked to him and then looked to the gun on the ground. She was doing the right thing. Looking back to him, she said, It involves a few murders...
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Never mind Forget it
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Murders! Oh my specialty!!! He twirls around almost flinging the clothes off of him till he is in his underwear, then putting on better clothes. He quickly does so then looks at her. Well then. Off we go! He says picking up his cane and hat.
Thread: Sherlock's Luck(miavance68 and I)

She smiled weakly looking towards him and said, Oh, but of course! beaming, she grabbed her bag glad she managed to at least get him out of the house. Let's go, then! she said grinning to him and opening the door for him so he could walk through. Sir, it's been so long for you, hasn't it? she smirked slightly.
Thread: Hide and Seek|CaraxRichard [sjdude & ViolentlyBeautiful76]

Cara Brethell raced down alongside the embankment of the river on horseback. She and Richard Cypher, the Seeker of Truth, had been separated from Kahlan the Confessor and Zeddicus the Wizard in order to chase a group of banelings -- basically, a zombie from the Underworld who kills one person each day to maintain their ability to 'live'. Focusing to maintain her balance, Cara placed a dagger in her mouth, picking up her bow and arrow. She released her grip and the weapon flew into the baneling's back. The humanlike creature dropped to the ground, dead, just like all the others she and Richard had killed. Immediately stopping, the leather-clad Mord-Sith dismounted her horse and picked up the baneling to throw into a pile with the others. We're going to need to burn them, correct, Richard? She said, eyeing her Lord.
Thread: Hide and Seek|CaraxRichard [sjdude & ViolentlyBeautiful76]

Yes, He nodded, dismounting his horse. The hunt was over, thankfully. He ran a hand through his hair. Well, the one time it would be nice to have wizard's fire... He shook his head, knowing that Zed was at least a few days away. Well, best thing we can do is get some dry wood and get a controlled burn going. He said, knowledgeable. Can't have these things coming back and killing more. He nudged the baneling's bodies with his booted foot.
Thread: Hide and Seek|CaraxRichard [sjdude & ViolentlyBeautiful76]

Cara nodded, cracking her neck and getting to work on collecting the firewood. And when do you suppose we'll get back to seeing the others? She wanted to go back to a hot meal and some restful sleep, and because Kahlan usually kept the supplies, Cara herself and Richard would have to hunt. Although hunting was something Cara enjoyed most, right now all she wanted to do was rest. She scattered the wood around the corpses, the stench of rotting flesh burning her nostrils. Let's get rid of these already. And she placed her agiel on the firewood, creating steady flames until they grew. With a nod Cara turned to take Richard by the arm. Come on, let's go back. We have to find Zed and Kahlan. The last thing she wanted her Lord Rahl to do was to order her to make camp. No fucking way would she do his bidding. At last, not at that moment.
Thread: Hide and Seek|CaraxRichard [sjdude & ViolentlyBeautiful76]

Richard found himself regarding Cara with a wary eye. We've been hunting these things for the past two days. We told them to head on without us, so...He made a few quick notes in his head. 'We're probably two or three days behind them, at our best speed. He reached for the pack on his horse. We'll rest for a night. We'll double-pace ourselves beck to Kahlan and Zed tomorrow. His mind instantly darted to Kahlan, and how he would dream of her. Does that sound fair?
Thread: Hide and Seek|CaraxRichard [sjdude & ViolentlyBeautiful76]

Cara pursed her lips into a thin, tight line. This wasn't exactly fantastic, because it still required making camp, but Richard's calculations were correct, and she'd tire out faster if they tried to get back to the others. All right, she said reluctantly, But just this once. Cara really didn't want to, but the prospect of sleep was too tempting, and maybe it'd be better for Richard. He'd probably have a better sleep anyway without Kahlan there. For some strange reason, when an image of Kahlan popped into Cara's head, she felt a tinge of jealousy. What the hell? Well, then we'd be better off making camp a little farther away from this stinking place. Closer to Kahlan and Zed though, perhaps, to make our trip a little bit shorter. She shrugged, it was a decent suggestion. Certainly she shouldn't be forced to sleep with the smell of burned corpses.