Thread: MLP: Spoken with Authority (StarSiren & East)

Was Twilight fucking with him? She had to be right? Had she found his porn stash and was now just screwing with him because she could? No that didn't fit with the Twilight he knew, the Twilight he knew was embarassed to be seen in her underwear even though they had shared the exact same room for most of his life. Ever since he was sixteen and gotten his own room that had gone double. Now she was striking pin up poses and washing herself without closing the door. Making sure that he got to see every inch of her body, it didn't make sense to the dragon. Then there were the seven letters he had just written. When he had said just tell your friends to help, he had still expected Twilight to dictate a ton of stipulations. She had never just let them go hog wild without some unity between them. He could already see that things would clash here. Pinkies vibrant sense of colors and uproars party would hit directly against Rarities sense of refined sense of style. If he sent these as they were it would be a nightmare. And with Starlight? Wait, what did that spell she had caste on him actually do? It seemed like every suggestion no matter how sarcastic was taken as complete gospel, but that couldn't be right. He shook his head for the moment not sure what was going on. It could have felt like a prank except for the fact that this was Twilight, her idea of a practical joke was to replace someones coke with a pepsi. Her sense of timing was awful, and she was far too easily embarased for any of this to make sense. He needed to test it, find out some way to make absolutely sure that Twilight was okay. He moved a little closer to her, placing a claw along her forehead just to check that she wasn't getting sick, and when he confirmed that wasn't the case he just shook his head for a moment. Uh Twi? How are you feeling? He quickly modified all of the letters. Since the changelings feasted on positive emotions it was for the best if they all just gave the reigns to Pinkie Pie, the letters now read that Twilight was running herself ragged, and needed a few days off, Pinkie was to be put in charge of the party planning. If nothing else he could trust in her to keep everyone happy. Now he just had to deal with Twilight, and her new suddenly out of nowhere exhibitionism. It wasn't unattractive, it was just odd too see anyone in such a state, and Twilight acting like a pin up model was certainly something difficult for him to comprehend. Maybe she was a lot more overworked than he thought. Which lead him to the next natural thought. If she needed to relax, well the spa certainly seemed like a good idea to do that at. Plus going outside would mean that she would have to get dressed... right? Hey Twilight, it's a beautiful day out, come on we are gonna go for a walk outside. Find some place you can relax. He said nodding as he walked towards the door. He was fully expecting Twilight to excuse herself and get dressed. Knowing Twilight she would at least want to grab a book or something. Actually you know what you should use that teleportation spell to take us to a beach. nothing was more relaxing than a beach after all.