Thread: Don't Jinx Me! (ClearSight x Javorcek)

You should have seen this Teemo. I mean, why does anyone even bother summoning THE most useless Yordle? Mhmm Jayce hummed, half listening, as he adjusted the laser sight on Caitlyn's scope. Seriously he just ran around in circles, throwing mushrooms. Uh huh. Are you even listening?!?! Vi huffed, already annoyed that they had lost a match on the Fields of Justice due to the stupidity of a Teemo who couldn't fucking watch his fucking stay alive to that uppity bitch Fiora. UGH! She hated snooty Demacians! Hated losing to them even more when she had wrecked so many of their faces...only to have her and the rest of the team's efforts be shot to hell by a stupid scout with a fucking blow gun. Seriously, who brings a blowgun to sword fight fight? Now the Demacians can come over and mine whatever essences they wanted from Piltover's section of the Ironspike Mountains and Bandle City's section of the Sablestone Mountains. Don't you even care?! Despite all her bitching about the decision, she guessed that the Fields of Justice were a better way to resolve these matters than all out war. War was what had made her into an orphan after all. But it was still infuriating to lose and then have to sit around while uptight Demacians came over here to mine her essences and hang out in her city and cause issues that she would have to respond to as an officer of the law for the next month. Ugh, and Jayce didn't even care! So now she was EVEN MORE annoyed that she couldn't even vent down at the station because Caitlyn was somewhere doing something stupid probably ticketing some poor bastard for jaywalking and Jayce was here being a sheriff suck-up by modding one of Cupcake's rifles. What on Valoran are you even doing over there, pretty boy? Vi looked up from her own workbench where she had been cleaning her gauntlets to see what Jayce was doing and sure enough, the inventordeputy was about to do something incredibly stupid. Hey, you're going to blow the transformer if you turn that energy output up any higher. Look, Vi. I know you're a top notch mechanic, but when it comes to arcane- A sudden flash of light an and angry crackle of electricity, followed by the acrid smell of smoke let Jayce know that he had indeed blown the small transformer that was converting the arcane energy into hextech energy. And that's why I don't mess around with that arcane garbage. Good ol' hextech engineering is enough for me. Vi grinned smugly as she looked at a soot-covered Jayce. Silly snooty Jayce thinking he knew better than her! You know many hextech inventions have arcane power sources- Jayce grumbled and began to argue as he wiped his face on the sleeve of his uniform. Standby Piltover PD The radio crackled to life with the tinny voice of the dispatcher and both of them fell silent to listen to the pager go off with its whistles and beeps before the voice continued. Piltover PD, please respond to the Fried and Frosted for a structure fire. Fire and ambulance services have already been dispatched. Be advised, arson suspect has been sighted on the scene and is armed. I repeat, suspect is armed. When I find out who the hell blew up the Fried and Frosted... Vi narrowed her eyes and pulled on her gauntlets. Even though the gloves were huge, she had worn them enough to have enough dexterity to operate her radio. PD-5 En Route. ETA 10 minutes. PD-1 En route. ETA 20 minutes. a brief pause and then Caitlyn's staticy voice came in again. PD-1 to PD-5, wait for me, you will need back-up. I've got it, Cupcake I'm my own backup. And with that, Vi clipped her radio to her belt and turned it down because Caitlyn would give her an earful about not 'going by the books'. Then she rushed out to the garage for her motorcycle, slid her goggles over her eyes, and kicked the beast of a machine to life so that she could speed off to the fire. ----------- Vi had long outrun Jayce her bike was a hell of a lot better for weaving in and out of traffic and taking shortcuts down alleyways than his squad car and so arrived at the scene first. Her face fell as she saw the black plumes of smoke rise up from the building. Vi! The fire chief waved her down and jogged up to her. Hey, Vi. No one was in the building when it blew. But here, come look at this.And then he lead her to one of the walls that was still left standing, one that had a cartoony looking picture of her drawn out, with a brief message. FAT HANDS?!?!?! Vi roared as she charged up and swung, knocking a hole clear through the offending part of the wall. When I get my hands on that brat, I'll show her fat hands! BOOM! The sound of a rocket going off kept Vi from destroying any more private property and making an already bad situation worse. See ya, Chief. Vi darted away, off towards where she had seen the rocket shoot up from not even a block away and down a small alley where she knew Jinx would be waiting for her, but this time she wasn't going to let the criminal escape. Blowing up her favorite doughnut shop had been the last straw!