Thread: Looney World (Kassy & Hereforfun)

PROLOGUE It was around the year 2020 when the scientists at CERN finally did what everyone was afraid they'd do, rip a hole in reality with that ridiculous particle collider. The explosion was immense, wiping out several countries in Europe and leaving a portal in it's wake. As it turned out the dimension that was opened was something far stranger than grey aliens or lizard men, instead we came to know these new creatures as living cartoons. Brightly colored, silly, eternally happy, jovial creatures who's very existence challenged everything humanity believed about physics and the natural world came pouring out into our plane of existence and shook human's beliefs to the core. What was once no more than animated illustrations for young children to be entertained by were now living breathing entities. The military had responded at first with hostility, and who could blame them, they'd opened fire at the first sight of the unreal things, but quickly found out that typical armaments did little to effect these surreal creatures. Bullets, bombs and fire had almost no effect. It was a real conundrum and all efforts were put on hold until the leaders of the world could decide on the best course of action. Of course they didn't have to wait long, soon an embarrassed from the Toon world emerged, Mortimor Mouse was his name and he was a 3 and a half foot tall black and beige mouse in bright red shorts and yellow bulbous shoes. He walked into our world with a white gloved three fingered hand extended in peace. He explained that the Toon peoples weren't to blame for this, and that they only wanted to live in peace with the human world. They had beneficial commodities that would aide our world as well, a mercury like substance that could be formed into almost any object, Toon Goo is what it was called. Of course the malleability of the stuff made it highly prized and with the absolutely infinite amount of ways it could be used made it too dangerous for the average man to get a hold of. The Government made it a controlled substance, however you can still get it on the black market in small amounts if the price is right. Soon the Toons had embassies all over the globe, amusement park style cities each with their own themes. Humans flocked to these brightly colored urban environments with queer architectural landscapes. Mortimer was their default leader and he kept the perfectly wholesome outer appearance of the Toon's a priority. However things weren't as clean and wholesome as he lead on, Toons as it turned out had skeletons in their closets as well and any Toon accused of being anything less that morally pristine might just find themselves being paid a visit by Mortimer Mouse's personal Goon squad. In order to keep up the facade humans were allowed to visit the Themed Amusement parks and indulge in as much fun as they'd like, however no unregistered humans were to be permitted into the Toons actual world. NOW Kassandra Moon was doing her damnedest to try and squeeze into the petite princess dress that wardrobe had painted up for her. Come on...stupid things are huge, who in the hell would illustrate me with such massive tits? She asked to the mirror in front of her as she mashed the triple E mamories down into the tiny corset top. Boobie....give me a paw here, I need some help! Kassy called out to her faithful sidekick. From out of the dressing room closet a small, two and a half foot tall adorable teddy bear came toddling out. He was blue with a white belly, two tiny black button eyes and a miniature tail that wiggled while he walked. Coming Pwincess Moon! He said in a cute tiny lisping voice. The small blue bear scaled Kassy's voluptuous form like a tree, getting up to the cleft of her chest and bouncing up and down on her giant cartoon knockers until a resounding pop could be heard and the dress snapped up into place. I can barely see over them! She laughed over the bulge of twin Tetons. I fink you look beauttyfull! Boobie said with a big smile on his bear face, still standing atop her breast mound. He reached his tiny blue paw down and started stroking the fur around his pelvis, and the whistle sound signaled a sudden growth of his groin. From out from under the azure blue fur a massive cartoonish cock grew until it was easily as tall as his total height. Boobie....Put that thing away, I've got to get out on stage for the afternoon performance. We don't have time to play paddy cake right now! Kassy said with a playful giggle, she reached up and picked up Boobie under his fuzzy arms and set him gently down onto the ground, his massive phallus bouncing and slapping off the ground below him. His pouting face and big puppy dog eyes staring up at Kassy's exquisite form. A sudden knock on the cartoon wooden door surprised them both. You're wanted on stage Princess Moon. an impossibly low voice announced from outside the door. Kassy reached down, her big breasts smashing into Boobie's snout and gave him a kiss on the top of his blue head. I promise I'll make you blow your load once I get done with today's performances. Until then you just keep that big thing rock hard for me stud! Kassy said, looking down as the tiny bear's impossibly big cock stood at attention and slowly turned grey and stone like. Funny Bear... She giggled and trotted off out of the dressing room and onto the bright stage lights. The scene was one she acted out countless times now, She was a princess in the classic sense, her father had given her away to the Goblin King in exchange for gold. This was the big reveal that the Goblin Prince, who'd she'd fallen in love with, reveals that he's actually a human prince in disguise come to rescue her from her capture. She knew all the players well, GK was a 7 foot tall green skinned Toon with a massive nose and huge satellite dish ears. He was a good Toon and a hell of an actor, making many of the Human children in the audience shiver with terror and laugh at him fumbling over his oversized feet. The Prince however, Dirk Dangle was a complete hack, he was handsome as hell, with a block-like square jawline, tiny squinty blue eyes and a quaffed Pompadour haircut, but he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. He was supposed to be the hero of the story, but he constantly flubbed his lines and anytime the big kiss scene happened, he was always trying to stick his tongue down Kassy's throat. She sucked in her breath and paraded out onto the stage her hand dramatically cast across her brow and all the kids in the audience sighed as soon as she appeared. OOOH Prince of these green skinned devils, I wish we could run away together. She delivered her line flawlessly and strode over to Dirk, who was covered in Toon Goo makeup making him appear to be a goblin. Dirk ham-handedly turned to the audience, pulling his mask up so that the kids could see that he was actually a Human prince. Alas fair Princess Moon, my father is too strict for us to flee, he would send his army after us and we would spend the remainder of our days in his dungeon. Dirk said as he strode over to her and wrapped his arms around her in what was supposed to be an innocent hug, but instead he reached up and grabbed her by the nipples giving them a honking squeeze. DIRK....Knock it off! She whispered, feeling the strain against her overly tight dress, the cartoon fabric was threatening to give way. But you are the Prince of the Goblins, mayhap you could lead a revolt and take the crown for yourself! Kassy emoted her lines perfectly even though Dirk was blowing it again. Dirk was supposed to spin her around in a dance number, but his sword had become tangled in the folds of Kassy's princess dress and when he flung her the resounding tearing sound revealed the horrible truth, Kassy was now standing in her underwear, tits out, and literally bright red with embarrassment while Dirk stood dumbstruck holding the remnants of her dress. The kids in the audience let out a gasp, parents hands shot out to cover innocent eyes and an outcry of rage began to rumble. All at once the big velvet curtain dropped from the top of the stage, covering every character on stage in it's thick mass. Written in big bubble letters were the words Please excuse us, we are experiencing technical difficulties! Dirk....YOU IDIOT! Kassy screamed and started to make her way toward stage right and out from under the curtain. Of course as soon as she popped out, holding her massive breasts under one tiny forearm the stage manager, a crocodile with bifocal glasses and a combover haircut was waiting for her with a pink slip. Sorry Kass... He gave his condolences at having to fire her. Gee thanks.....For NOTHIN! Kassy yelled as she stormed off, the pervy Crocodile watched her bouncy ass as she walked away. Kassy walked back to the dressing room where Boobie was yanking his pud like it was salt water taffy, the mirror now covered in a thick layer of Toon Goo from him masturbating. I just got fired Boobie....now what are we gonna do? You know what Morty Mouse does with Toons who can't keep a job....They get the ERASER! She yelled, big shiny tears swelling up in her cartoon eyes. I got an idea Kass! Boobie stood up in the chair and wiped a hand full of Toon Goo off of the mirror. We can start smuggling the Goo out into the Human world and make a Fortune!