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Thread: Welcome to the Pack (Starvesh & U Rascal)

Following close behind her Lucas kept the towel pressed to his shoulder tightly so blood wouldn't drip down and stain her carpet. Glancing around her home quickly Lucas wasn't surprised at how hospitable she was being, humans had a tendency to trust anyone they thought was on their side. Laughing a little at her comment Lucas removed his shirt so she could better treat his wound. Lucas Wolfram, its a pleasure to meet you Elaine. That one little cut wasn't anything compared to the other wounds Lucas had gotten from fighting other werewolves, with his shirt off some of the scars could be seen as well which only served to attest to his past battles. Don't be sorry, you didn't plan on getting jumped. And this cut, don't worry about the emergency room. I've had worse. He said as his sentence was slightly cut off from a sharp intake of breath as he felt Elaine pour rubbing alcohol over the cut. No matter how many fights you got in that stuff still hurt when it was rubbed in an open wound. Laughing once more Lucas looked into the mirror to gaze at her face with a smile I could ask you the same question, what was a lady doing out so late? I'm not from around here, I was suppose to be meeting a friend of mine who was going to let me stay at his place while I visited but I guess I missed him. With his shirt off and his body in the light Lucas' muscular physic was obvious, as was his striking features and what some women would attest was a handsome face. Thanks for inviting me in, most women would have just screamed and ran.
Thread: Welcome to the Pack (Starvesh & U Rascal)

Well I'm not like most women, Elaine told him. Oh they wouldn't run off if you took your shirt off for them, more likely they'd beg you to go home with them. A lot of scars, do you make a habit of rescuing women on their way home from the gym? Even with all the scars he was magnificent. Just where did he come from? He'd said he wasn't from around there, she was going to have to find out where and make a trip on her next vacation. Carefully she sewed the wound closed and then placed a bandage over it. You can use my phone to call him. Let him know you're alright and he can come and pick you up. She wasn't in the habbit of inviting men to stay the night, but she was considering it now. Oh boy was she considering it. It had been a while.. not that anything would happen, it would only be for one night and she would have him sleep on the couch. Oh wait, He's injured, I should take the couch and he should sleep in the bed. The bed is big enough for both of us.. no, better not think of that. Do you think it's too late to call him?
Thread: Welcome to the Pack (Starvesh & U Rascal)

Rotating his arms slightly to see how much he could move it with the stitches Lucas stood up and turned around to face Elaine with his seemingly trademark small smile. Yeah, I can tell. Your much more alluring. Lucas said with a wink in an obviously flirtatious tone. By now they had been in the same room long enough that his scent was probably getting to her. Werewolves were more animal like than humans, the males and females secreted pheromones to help attract mates and because of their human bodies the scents they gave off easily affected non werewolves. It was as useful as it was annoying and was one of the reasons why the pack tried to avoid going into large cities as much as possible. One male walking into a closed room of females would have all the females on him in a little under ten minutes. Open air made it more tolerable but enclosed spaces made it harder to resist because the air was filled with the musk. Well thats the thing, I don't know where he lives or his phone number. I'm on a couple months of shore leave and normally I just write letters so there wasn't much need to use a phone. Hinting at a military background would explain his strength, scars and he was able to write off not knowing where his made up friend lived. It was all very rehearsed because most of it was half true. Out with the pack he had no need for phones and finding someone was as easy as following their scent or asking their mate. Taking a step closer Lucas answered her previous question. Hmm, not normally but would you like me to? I don't mind playing the hero and having a pretty girl take care of me. He was standing pretty close to her now and he hadn't bothered to put his shirt on, or rather there was no need for it anymore as it was covered in blood and had a hole in the shoulder. There was no question where this was going, Lucas knew that all he had to do was push her a little farther and he'd have her moaning under his touches while screaming for more in just a short while. Of course the act of mating with her would provide some other problems as well for if some of the more urban wolves caught scent of him in their territory then there could be problems.
Thread: Welcome to the Pack (Starvesh & U Rascal)

He was standing so close, she couldn't seem to stop herself. Yes, I would like you to. She found herself moving closer, as if unable to stop herself she laid her hands on his chest and heard herself ask, You could stay here tonight, Lucas She made no mention of the couch, like she'd first intended. If you don't mind sharing my bed. Oh god, had she just said that? She wasn't thinking of sleeping at all as she looked into those piercing blue eyes. She was imagining him naked and taking her over and over until they were both exhausted. What would he be like? Gentle and tender or wild and demanding?
Thread: Welcome to the Pack (Starvesh & U Rascal)

Oh? I wouldn't mind sharing your bed at all. Lucas said with a chuckle as he smirked before leaning in close to her and lightly grazing her lips with his, his hot breath could be felt on her tender lips. They were just a few centimeters apart, if either of them leaned forward they would be kissing. This in itself was a test for her, the pack couldn't take a woman that couldn't take what she wanted for herself when she needed to. If she didn't assert how much she wanted him then he'd go to her bed and sleep then leave the next morning before she woke up and would never see her again. Lucas was sure that neither of them wanted that though.
Thread: Welcome to the Pack (Starvesh & U Rascal)

Elaine closed the distance and pressed her lips against his. Just a one taste, a light brief kiss, but that wasn't enough. Her eyes closed, her heart pounded rapidly and the small kiss became more longer than she'd intended and much much more passionate. She wanted him with a desperation that bordered on madness. This was so unlike her, she didn't usually throw herself at men who help her, and she was throwing herself at him.She undid his pants and slid her hand inside.
Thread: Welcome to the Pack (Starvesh & U Rascal)

Her craving him was all well in good but Lucas wasn't looking for a quick fuck, this girl was going to be his life mate and that meant she had to love him as much as she lusted for him. Kissing her back Lucas grinned into the kiss before breaking contact and lightly grabbing her wrists, preventing her from going any farther down into his pants. I can't say that is unwelcome but I'd feel bad if I didn't make a girl dinner before I did dirty things with her. Slowly removing her hands from his pants Lucas stepped out of the bathroom and walked a little ways away from Elaine so she could clear her head a little. Leave her just enough of her right mind to know that she really did want him while the other half continued to crave him. Thats what Lucas' plan was. After working out you must be hungry right? Lucas called out after determining the location of the kitchen. You should let me cook for you, as thanks for letting me stay over.
Thread: The Irish Prostitute...

The Irish Prostitute... An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff..Dad..I became a prostitute...' 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a 5 million savings certificate, for me little brother, this gold Rolex, and for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club.......................... takes a breath............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ..' 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.
Thread: The Irish Prostitute...

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Thread: Coyote problem

Coyote problem The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a more humane solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was actually proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U.S. Forest Service, for their obvious reasons. There was dead silence as all of the ranchers sat and thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.. ..Finally an old fellow in the very back of the conference room stood up, hitched up his jeans, tipped his hat back, took the pick out of his mouth and said Son, I don't think you really understand our problem here . .. . these coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep . . . they're eatin' 'em!! The meeting never really got back to order . .
Thread: Don't call me Red (Broken Knight)

Who knew that one atrocious, yet useful, Christmas present from the past would still haunt a person over a year after she stopped wearing the atrocious gift? At the time, 'Red' would not have expected for the name to stick. After all, her hair was a nice wavy dark brown, her eyes a light blue and her favorite color was purple. So, nothing about her related to red, now. With a small smile, the girl got ready to head over to her grandmother's house. Her dark brown skirt swayed with the girl's movements as she prepared the basket full of different sweets that her grandmother liked. After all, the crazy woman still had a sweet tooth. Once she was finished with the basket, she grabbed a dark brown cloak and put it on, ignoring how her size D breasts strained the off white blouse and how they parted the cloak. With a happy smile, she grabbed the basket and headed out of her house and towards the path that led to her grandmother's house. She knew the forest like the back of her hand, well, she knew the path that she took to her grandmother's like the back of her hand. The men had warned her never to stray from the path to keep out of harms way, so she obeyed. Today was no exception. Once she hit the path, a sense of calmness swept over her body as she walked. Her eyes looked around to take in the surrounding nature. But besides that, she was oblivious to the rest of her surroundings. Nothing about her had changed.
Thread: Don't call me Red (Broken Knight)

The wolf had known for quite some time that he needed to find a female. Humanity had hunted wolves nearly to complete extinction. For hundreds of miles, he searched for a female. For any wolf like him. There was none left, only the four legged ferals. The wolf had decided that odds being what they were, it would be a better idea to steal a human girl away. But, he had to do it just right, he had to specifically pick just the right human girl. If he chose wrong, she probably wasn't going to end up being able to carry out his ultimate goal of having his spawn. Odds were, this could take years with just one girl. He was willing to make that sacrifice, though. Although, it didn't seem like a sacrifice to him, but he could see how the girl would see it that way. He was tall, lean and strong as hell. His fingers tipped in claws, his hands resembled and were referred to, as paws, though he retained the flexible fingers. He had a long, fluffy tail, two tall, pointed ears, tipped in white. The rest of his fur was a stark black. As with everything about him, over the years of generations that led up to him, wolves had evolved in accordance with their dwindling numbers. Black fur helped him blend with darkness, pads on his feet and hands helped him move silently. He could pick out a specific person from a mile away on scent alone. He was in a tree, his deep blue eyes focused on her. It wasn't like he was going to jump out of a bush and yell Surprise!, jump on her and drag her off. That wouldn't suit his plans in the least. He needed her to cooperate. He needed her to do what he wanted without question. That grand mother of hers... She certainly adored the old bat. Maybe... Deciding that the best plan, the wolf took off ahead of the girl, moving at a much quicker pace. In order for the plan that he'd hatched to work, he needed to arrive at the old bat's place first. He wasn't going to be able to get there easily with enough time to lay a trap for the girl. He found an old hooded robe that he'd gotten from some dumb human male he killed some time ago that he had stashed away. Putting it on, it hid all of his features, making every part of him hidden from sight. Sitting on an old stump at the fork in the road, he began to wait.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Jake groaned as he woke up in one of the beds in sears. He was an employee and a clerk at the mall's entertainment store, a job he held i ngreat regard and pride. Well... last night was the new year's eve party. YAAAAY 2012! Oh man... dude I crashed in Sears again... Jake groaned sitting up and saw no one else around Hello? Anyone here? The 6'11 stood up and began to walk around looking for somebody. He peered his soft green eyes to try and find atleast somebody. Hello!! Hey it's almost opening time! Bitches need to shop! Jake hollered scratching his shaggy brown hair. Nothing. Eh might as well open the main entrance... heheh... now's my chance... Jake smirked and walked towards the food court saying Adventure Time! C'mon grab your friends! We're going to distant lands with Jake the Dog and Finn the human the fun will never end ADVENTURE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME! He soon made it to the front door which was guarded by a steel pull down gate. Noises could be heard outside. Jeez... Jake groaned and pressed the button to lift the gate... what he saw froze him. Outside were thousands of people... with... rotted skin and open wounds... all snarling and clawing at the glass door. Oh... fuck... Jake stuttered and quickly lowered the gate Oh fuck... Oh fuck! Okay now was the time to freak the fuck out. He quickly ran to a security room and checked the monitors... holy fuck.... the place was full of 'em... thousands of those... things surrounding the mall. Oh... shit... please tell me there's someone here... Jake gasped seriously about to lose himself.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Zane woke up yawning and there was something on his face blocking his view, What the... he muttered his husky voice even scratchier than usual and he reached up tossing the large blanket off himself and looked around, he was in the 'The Futon Store' and lying on what else but a futon. Why am I here... Oh right he said remembering the night before a small chuckle escaping his lips as he stumbled to his feet looking around, That was one hell of a party, I wonder what happened to that guy I came with... he said looking into a mirror in the corner. He had messy black hair and sharp blue eyes and his ear was pierced, he looked kind of like a trouble maker but that wasn't who he was and he smiled pushing down the bed head that kept trying to push its way up. He adjusted his white shirt, which always looked good on his tan skin, and reached in the pocket of his jeans seeing the time, Wow... Kinda late... he said wondering where everybody was. At that point he walked out of the store almost banging his head on a sign which was hanging down, he was pretty tall, 6' 4 and sometimes he did that. Hello? he yelled out, nobody being in the store was creepy, especially when it was closer to noon than morning, usually it would be flooded by stay at home moms and such dragging along a child or two. He headed towards the door a slight hangover clouding his judgement as he dismissed the sound of groaning and barely noticed what was just behind the steel gate and his eyes popped open as he sobered immediately, What the fuck! he yelled jumping back and he shook his head thinking he was delusional but sure enough they were still there and he was freaking out as he backed away slowly looking around, Anyone there?! he yelled, there was no way this was happening, no way he was alone in this place.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Jake was in the fetal position watching the monitors intently. Surely there was... Huh? Jake asked and saw someone... It's!... Uuuh.... That guy... Zane? Whatever! It was someone! Jake managed to keep a little bit of sanity left as he stormed out of the room. HEEEEY! Jake hollered towards Zane as he dashed to the other man. Ok he was expecting a girl but hey a guy is cool too. Soon he finally caught up to Zane and tried to catch his breath. A...Are you okay? Jake breathed slightly before finally getting his breath back.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Zane turned still a bit freaked but when he noticed it was a regular person, especially a face he recognized from last night he calmed a bit, he could remember his name because he had been one of the hottest guys there last night. Of course that didn't matter because he was glad to see somebody, anybody. When asked if he was good he had to think about it for a moment and finally he took a deep breath and swallowed, Um... Yeah I am good... he said his knees shaking a bit thinking that outside were actually zombies, actual fucking zombies. B-But what's going on here? Zane asked trying to get himself together and calm down, he was still freaking out quite a bit.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

I don't know man... I woke up in Sears and noticed no one was here. Jake began and pointed to the food court SO I went to open the door and... Those fucking things were out there then I high tailed it to the security room. Okay now Jake remembered this guy... Kind of... he remembered catching Zane looking at him from a distance... in that weird way. Whatever. Well... do you know if anyone else is here?
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Zane bit his lower lip and looked back at the door wondering what the hell they were going to do and then turned back to Jake at the second question, Uh... I mean I didn't see or hear anyone, for now it looks like we're the only ones... she said nervously as he crouched down his hands over his head and he let out a frustrated sigh before rising back up, Well... What do we do now? he asked figuring they would have to find a way out but he didn't work at the mall, he had just come with a friend, he was hoping that Jake would know what to do, at least know a little more than he knew.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Well... I checked the security cams... Jake said thinking for a moment And all five main entrances are blocked with the gates. Problem is that those fuckers are surrounding the whole mall. Power is still on so we're good there. I guess sit tight and hold on. Jake then thought of something that might help them... the second floor. Also we should probably stick to the second floor... just in case. Jake said walking towards Zane and got his hand ready for a shake The name's Jake.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Zane had calmed down a considerable amount since Jake seemed much more together now as well and when presented with the handshake he happily complied, Mine is Zane he said shaking his hand firmly and he took a deep breath thinking about what to do next. Jake had said second flood, What shops are on the second floor Jake? he asked curiously, they needed food, water, weapons, and probably a bed or futon which if some of these things weren't available up there they should get now, who knows if those things will break through, if so they would need a fall back area, one shop where they had all the comforts and items they would need to put up a fight, and preferably one with another steel gate.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Well... we have pretty much every thing. A second food court, entertainment shops, clothes shops, the 'secret' shop and a hunting goods place. Jake explained and tried to think Aha! I got it. Jake pointed at a hardware store Go grab some tools and stuff from there, we should probably get some materials just incase something happens and we can make a barricade.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Zane couldn't help but wonder what the 'secret' shop was but while he was thinking about it his attention was drawn away by an order from Jake and he nodded, Alright I will get some stuff but where are we going to set up shop, like for the barricade and such, where should I take all this? he asked as he walked over that way, he wanted to be able to take it somewhere though it would take him some time to round up all the tools and such, maybe he would but them on a cart so he could push it all in one go.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Uuum... Jake said and grinned seeing one of the wheeled trash carriers, empty of course. He walked over and wheeled towards Zane. Here ya go partner. Jake said and pointed towards an escalator When you got enough stuff just og up that escalator and wait for me by the FYE. I'm gonna go upstaires and get into the security room so we can use it to keep tabs on the zoms outside. Jake ordered giving a thumbs up to Zane before heading up the escalator.
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Zane smirked and took the trashcan before going to the hardware stores and he started loading up, wood, wire, some nails, nail gun, a few batteries, and a few more essentials, like a few machetes, the only weapon he figured would be easy to use in the store before heading out and up the escalator towards the FYE that Jake had told him to go to. It was funny though, they were in the middle of a zombie outbreak, it was crazy and yet he kept thinking about Jake and a smirk crossed his face, trapped with a hottie, nice...
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Thank you hacking skills. Jake smirked as he started to hack into the security system Aaaaand presto! Jake smirked turning on the monitors in the security room and immediately saw the zombies outside. Hey I think I see my highschool algebra teacher... heheh, SUCK IT ASSHOLE! With that Jake got up and walked towards FYE to see Zane coming up. Ah there you are! Jake smirked waving to Zane Just in time, I was about to hit the secret shop. Ever heard of it?
Thread: Attention Shoppers... we're fucked (me and Roleplayforfun)

Zane shook his head, Nope, let me put these in the FYE and I will come with you he said and dropped the trashcan full of stuff right inside the door and went back to where Jake is, Well lead on, I shall follow Zane said really just wanting to get a good view from behind while he followed, he was still really curious about what the 'secret' store was, maybe it had cool clothes or something, sounded kind of like a goth store, he was a bit clueless.