Thread: Sglitch

TG alright alright TG listen give me some time to think TG ill get back to you -- turntechGodhead TG ceased pestering gallowsCalibrator GC -- Dave switched off the chat client and sighed again. It seemed that Terezi's Seer powers were a different sorts from Rose's. That was too bad, because right now there weren't a lot of options and they could really use some faux-intellectual pseudo-omnipotence right about now. The rouge-suited teen rubbed his forehead cluelessly. So what next? DAVESPRITE you finished arguing with your girlfriend DAVE holy shit DAVE dont sneak up on me like that DAVESPRITE sorry its not like i can make ominous footsteps or anything Dave turned suddenly to see an all-too familiar face. His own. Though considerably more... orange. Davesprite floated with wings subtly flapping as he crossed his arms in idle curiosity. DAVE i guess i should apologize DAVE you went back to save us DAVE prototyped yourself DAVE and suffered through me being called real dave for nothing now DAVE just another doomed timeline DAVESPRITE lifes a bitch and then you turn into a floating orange bird person DAVESPRITE but it could be worse DAVE how do you figure DAVESPRITE well you could be stuck on that meteor with karkat sandyvag DAVESPRITE its a miracle terezi hasnt gone fucking crazy yet DAVESPRITE well DAVESPRITE crazier DAVE thank god for small miracles i guess DAVE shit the juggalo one was right all along DAVE miracles all around us DAVESPRITE yeah anyway whats your plan now DAVE dont know DAVE was kinda hoping to ask you actually DAVESPRITE my sprite programming doesnt tell me about shit DAVESPRITE other than informing me the shit is broken DAVE well terezi seems convinced the time travel is fucked in a way separate to how everything else is fucked DAVE maybe shes right but where would i even begin to know where to fix that DAVESPRITE huh cant say i even considered that option DAVE well neither did i DAVESPRITE no shit maybe thats because were the same person DAVE sometimes i forget DAVESPRITE you and everyone else DAVE sorry DAVESPRITE nevermind DAVESPRITE it gives me an idea DAVESPRITE go to the denizen of lohac DAVESPRITE hephaestus DAVE oh right the inexplicably grecco roman deity just hanging the fuck out in our game DAVE assuming hes even still there DAVE what good will going to him do DAVESPRITE he can fix things DAVE fair enough DAVE so fucking glad you dont do the cryptic vague bullshit the other sprites do DAVESPRITE yeah DAVE youre a pretty awesome guy dave DAVESPRITE i know -- In the dark recesses of The Veil, the remaining trolls continued to spin about their doomed asteroid. The glare of a video feed reflected off the face of one in particular. His lip quivered as credits began to roll on the screen. Quickly he glanced around, making sure no one was there to see his emotional reactions to the human film. He had to maintain his composure. It may have been over a sweep since things had gone bad Well, worse but he wasn't giving up. The leader never gave up. He just needed something to inspire him. Even if that meant viewing countless hours of human romantic comedies. It was getting a bit lonely though... He pulled up the Trollian window in order to contact his friend in the quickest manner possible, despite her not being terribly far away... carcinoGeneticist CG began trolling gallowsCalibrator GC CG TEREZI. COME WATCH THIS HUMAN FILM WITH ME. CG IT'S CALLED 'EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH' WITH A SURPRISINGLY FUNNY HUMAN NAMED DANE COOK. CG FUNNY ENOUGH TO WHERE I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE A MILLION FUCKING TIMES. CG THE KEY WORD THERE BEING ALMOST. CG I KNOW THAT TITLE DOESN'T TELL YOU FUCK ALL WHAT IT'S ABOUT BUT JUST TRUST ME IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. CG BUT HOLY SHIT HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS ARE SO ONE DIMENSIONAL. LIKE I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AND THEIR SHALLOW, PATHETIC ROMANCES. CG I'D SOON RATHER TAKE A RUSTY SPOON AND DISEMBOWEL MYSELF, PLACING MY ORGANS INTO NICE, LABELED JARS BEFORE TRYING TO EXPERIENCE A LIFE WITH ONLY A SINGLE QUADRANT. CG BUT JEGUS, HOW'D WE GET STUCK WITH THESE BUCKTOOTH SHITSTAIN HUMANS IF CHARMING SPECIMENS LIKE THIS DANE COOK EXIST? I FEEL LIKE FATE DECIDED TO JUST DECIDED TO GIVE US ONE BIG MIDDLE FINGER IN THAT ASPECT. CG SO COME WATCH IT WITH ME. WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE TO DO? CG AND IF YOU TELL ME YOU'RE TALKING WITH STRIDER AGAIN I WILL LET LOOSE A SONIC EXPLETIVE THAT WILL SHATTER THIS ASTEROID APART.