Thread: 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭

Yes, hello, hi, it's me, your least favorite goth witch bitch, here to ruin days and bring curses or hexes again. I thought it time to write something here in my journal for my nonexistent audience because what else do I have better to do? Just about everything but it's the pleasure in the little things- or some horseshit like that. So, let's talk about what I did today because hoooboy was it a blast. Like most of you, I have social media, much to my chagrin as I do think it's the bane of humanity and full of lies but let's not get political as I'm sure someone will complain as people are so want do to. I, during my morning routine, was scrolling through Zuckbook, admiring articles, entertaining myself with adorable dog videos or rolling my eyes at the latest bullshit- things that I normally do. At least, that's until I open a particular post and I see something that I find myself laughing at because of this man's idiocy. The content in question was simple you have a selection of 12 photos, you may choose 3 to protect you from 30 ninja. You know, those pointless little games that force you to pick characters for situations that are likely never to happen time wasters. I click to comment because I know exactly who I'd pick when I stumble upon Chad's comment. Chad, ever the comedic generous has written the follower I read an article which said that if you translate the word' Ninja into English it means wet potato or a food processor. The proper term as the article states, is Shinobi, which means Night Agent. I'm dumbfounded. I pause for longer than I care to admit to really digest this horseshit. Sure, I could have ignored the gross misinformation, I could have clicked away from Cuckbook. Hell, I could have simply gone back to putting on my makeup but I didn't Why? Because I fucking can and it is a public forum- besides, starting my day by crushing little bitches beneath my heel wakes me up far better than coffee ever could. After choose violence this morning, I reply, gently at first by telling this little boy he was in his 40's or 50's that whatever article he's read is wrong and that everything he's said is garage. Verbatim, Whatever article you read is a load of tripe. Ninja is a word that literally means covert person Nin- initally meant 'persevere', but over time it developed the extended meanings 'conceal' and 'move stealthily' and 'Ja' meaning person. Shinobi means stealth. In short, ninja is a blanket term while shinobi is a male ninja. I suppose you could get your feelings hurt by the aforementioned comment but I said nothing within the realm of rude. Apparently to Chad, I had basically just insulted his mother because he clapped back about as hard as a week old baby fart. He responds with how it was a joke and that apparently I have no sense of humor. Suuure Chad, that's it. We go back and forth for bit, another lady gets involves. I tell Chad he can take his hurt feelings and go sit in his corner, ending my comment with Bye Karen. Does this stop Chad? No, in fact it inflates that fragile ego further because I'm the bad goth girl who dared to talk back to him. So Chad responds and he replies with how my response is pathetic, that my one liner was sad and his dog could come up with a better one liner. This is when I consider murder, decide to give this little boy exactly what he wants and, as my father says, let the monster out of the box. The following is verbatim what I told this neophyte. Didn't you literally already say 'Good by' Mr. Illiteracy? Why the fuck are you still here? Fine, you want a better 'one liner', here, lemme rip you a new one you feckless asshole in more than a handful of lines. First, the 90's called, they want their joke back. Good will called and they want their wardrobe back and your mother called too, she said she wants you out of her basement. See, I emasculate little cucks like you because it's fun to watch you cry like a bitch. Maybe stick with your grownup job, if you even have one, and strop pretending to be the handful of things you clearly aren't a drummer, a comedian and a grownup. Clearly your job of being a fucking comedian isn't for you, as your joke successfully landed about as well as one of Elon Musk's rockets. Your 'joke' was so off base and unfunny, actual comedians are cringing from second hand embarrassment. If you were so funny, one would think that this entire thread would be in stiches, reacting to your comment but look, 3 people have one of which being me, if only to point out your stupidity. You're evidently not a good drummer because, if you were, people would know who you are, but surprise again, you're as noteworthy as the dirt on the bottom of my shoe. You're also definitely not an adult. I've babysat 2-year-olds with better manners, and maturity than you possess. Is that better or do you want to continue this little game of ours where I continue to prove everything I've just written? Go ahead buddy, I've got nothing but time- unlike your decrepit looking ass. I decided to screen cap all of these replies because, Fuckbook likes to take things down. So, as I was checking to see if Chad had replied, I received a page stating that the content was missing. I naively assumed Chad had blocked me, or that I had been put back into Cuckberg's timeout corner for verbally eviscerate this man. However, I found that our dear Chad deleted his comment. It seems that Chad couldn't handle the heat and like the castrated bitch I turned him into, he ran away with his tail between his legs. So, dear reader, let's have an introspective moment of silence for poor, dickless Chad. I'll say that I'm not ashamed of what I said, nor will I repent. Why? Because if you want to get mouthy and think that I'll take it lying down, you're wrong. Anyway, toodle pip, bye and all that jazz! Dis