Thread: A sweet demon's confession- Candy_demon's journal,thoughts, and randomness

Alright, time to gush because I have to!!!! Shit, where to start, perhaps where I should start...the beginning. Sounds good, right? So let's see I wake up the morning of the concert and get ready, like treatment blow dry and straighten my hair, full glam makeup that took me over and hour to complete and a cute little outfit that makes my boobs look AMAZING helps that I had two bras on...it's cheating but hey, cheaper than buying from Victoria Secret. We get to the venue and it is freakin' HOT! Like 108 degrees hot! We stand outside for over half an hour as my mom likes to arrive early to everything, in this case, thank god!!! and we converse with some really cool people. When the proverbial bell finally tolls and they start passing out the goodie bags that came with VIP tickets my mother spoils me with VIP tickets, we are given our badges and go inside the venue. Now, the last couple concerts I've been to have been these HUGE venues where you aren't really close to the stage. This one if you're interested it was called the Boardwalk in Orangevale, is super small! The plus size about a small venue, you get to see the performers up close and personal. Anyway, my mom and I stand in line and wait for Andy to come out for the meet and greet, at this point I'm shaking, fixing my hair, spraying myself with some expensive ass perfume I got so I smell good enough to mouthfuck and me being a dumbass, doesn't even realize that this guy walks RIGHT behind me. My mom, Mrs. Observant, says Hey! He walked right behind you! Yeah, I feel like an ass and only start shaking more. There are two people ahead of me and when it gets to my turn, I start inwardly panicking. What the hell am I going to say to this person? This guy is beautiful. As in, anyone even remotely 'okay looking' I consider myself okay, will look like a potato standing next to this fucking God. Anyway, I saunter up there and say Hi, to which he responds with, Hi, it's nice to meet you. Like a numb skull I don't say anything in return and in the back of my head I go He's a regular person, just a regular person...a regular person that is sploosh worthy but I hand him the watch and go Soooo this is a really early birthday gift or really late birthday gift, whichever you prefer. He smiles and I fucking feel like I have to change my panties and asks Is it a knife? A lot of people on this tour have been giving knives and I don't know why. I laugh it off and said, Security frisked me and would have kicked my ass out if it had been a knife. To which he asks What is it. I can't believe... out of everyone I have EVER been playfully snippy with, I was with him. Oh...my sweet baby Jesus did I seriously?! Yeah, I seriously did! Anyway, he opens it up and he sees it's the watch, he gives me this HUGE tooth grin and says that the watch batman as it's his favorite superhero is totally bad ass and he loves it. How likely do you think he'll ever wear it? Personally, I think he'll probably never wear it but hey, at least I gave him something other than a smile. Mind you, the bouncer dude told us we have to be quick...here I am trying to plow through this meet and greet as fast as I can and this guy is just chatting me up, mentioning that he put on lotion and his hands are all greasy too which I say Mmm awesome, gotta love being slimy after putting on lotion. Game equals 0! Yeah know, I think God hates me sometimes and likes to remind me that sometimes my brain is in my boobs.... anyway I ask for him to write down some lyrics for my next tattoo. He asks me You want me to make up lyrics on the spot, we can totally do that. Just throw random shit together, mind you he's smiling he entire time and I laugh and say No, from set the world on fire. He teases me and says I have a lot of lyrics with 6 albums out, you're going to have to walk me through this. Can I die now?! I don't know HOW I managed it but this guy is either finding my awkwardness adorable AF or is pitying me...I'll dream it's the former. So I walk him through the lyrics and he says Don't you love how I arbitrarily wrote some of the letters as capital and others as lowercase. I don't even remember what I said but think of the lamest responses in human history...yeah, that's probably what I said. He then goes, There, we wrote those together. SIGH!!!! Anyway, we take a picture together and then well, we all wait for everyone else to get done. When everyone gets done, we all thank him and he disappears. Do you remember how I said in my last entry that I would be sitting a table enjoying the show? Yeah, well...I lied. My speedy ass dashes to the front row where I stay for the entirety of the concert. So there is this other band who opens for Mr. Andy Black called Colours no I didn't spell that wrong that's how they spelled it! Anyway, these guys get there and they rock the fuckin' house. Dude could not only sing and be almost just as sploosh worthy, he can shake his damn hips that force my brain to revert to a fucking cave man and thing 'Me have Snew snew with pretty man!' At one point while he's singing I give him the little heart symbol and oh MY GOD!!! He looks right at me and returns it. I nearly die right there but oh wait...it gets better! So later on in the show, he goes center stage, nearly drops down to his fucking knees and starts or I felt like singing to me. Drool much?! Did I also mention that when I extended my hand to him he reaches out and holds my hand not once but twice?! Yeah! I fuckin die...again!! But wait, there's more!!! After they leave and we wait another couple minutes Andy comes out on stage and the crowd goes nuts! I'm screaming bloody murder at the top of my lungs because let's be honest. This guy it fucking...just...MMMM!!! I'd do such dirty things to that man! Anyway, at one point he goes back to the back table and grabs a bottle of water, which he opens and takes a drink out of and then comes center stage, drops down and extends it right into my outstretched hand! I have never, ever, not once received any DNA covered, filled, soaked or used an item from a band in the 5 concerts I've been too, but holy tits and ass, I, me, received a used water bottle from the Andy Biersack... I know it's disgusting and I never plan on drinking it or touching it again but I'm fangirling.OK! The show goes on, he stops and has a few discussions with us and at one point we have a talk about water, and that the generation in this day and age has forgotten that Pepsi does not count as water. He mentions that The next time you're at a show, drink some water. He then points to me ahh ahh he acknowledged my presence!!! and says You that got my water, good for you but don't drink that. I've got this weird, fucked up mouth shit because of fucking Bo the drummer. Then be backtracks and goes, Not because of fucking Bo but because Bo was sick and we lives on a bus and, never mind that came out wrong, you know what I mean. So the end of the show rolls around and we, the crowd, after the band leaves, start chanting for him to come back and play one more song. At one point, I THINK my mom starts saying Please which the crowd picks up. So we chant and chant and they come back on and the lead singing addresses the fact that among musicians, they lie to the crowd and say it will be their last song. They wait outside until we chant their name, the band's name, etc until they come back. Someone shouts that they even added please, to which I pipe up, My mom was the one who started that! Again he acknowledges me and says, Your mom was the one who started the please. He looks to where my mom is and says, Thank you 'Please Lady'. This concert...was A-Fucking-Mazing!! According to my mom and I don't recall if this is true or not but she said the lead singing from Colours looked as if he was singing to me for the duration of the concert and I don't know if this is true or not but every now and again I could swear I caught the guitarist looking at me...I could be wrong and imagined it hoping I didn't but this concert was by far the BEST I have ever gone to! I'm done rambling for now! I hope to have all my responses done today as today I'm writing this at 2 am is my last day of vacation before I start my new job!!! I'll let you know how that goes! Love you all 3