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Thread: Scourge of the West. (ShiningKnight x fieryangel)

I'm not entirely sure, James began in rather sinister voice as he watched Isabelle begin to panic, tears welling in her eyes and her heart beating more and more rapidly. what I want with you. There's something about you that's caught my attention. Right now we're quite a distance from your little village, much further than anyone will think to look for you. We're going to rest for a short while longer, then we'll keep riding. There's a small town not too far from here where we'll get you a horse of your own. Once James had finished explaining he set about checking and cleaning his guns. Every now and then he would look up and check on Isabelle, fixing her with a grim warning glare if she looked like she was trying to escape. Finally after a while he got up, stretched, clicked his back and walked slowly over to Isabelle. As he approached her he pulled a knife from his back and knelt down before her, a menacing look on her face. Seeing as there is nowhere for you to run, I'm going to trust you. He said, cutting the bindings on her wrists, before pricking her thumb with the point of the dagger. He then proceeded to lick the blood from the blade. As he did so his eyes seemed to glow a slightly deeper red for a few moments. And now even if you do run, I'll be able to track that much easier. Oh the things I know about you know. All your dreams, fears and deep dark desires. He had a grin on his face as he spoke, before packing up the little camp. He kicked out the fire, holstered all of his guns again, and saddled the horse before mounting it. He looked down at Isabelle then and offered her his hand. Can I trust you to come with me willingly and easily?
Thread: Scourge of the West. (ShiningKnight x fieryangel)

The whites of her eyes seemed to grow larger as they widened, fear driving her to tug at the binds harder. Her gaze flickered up to the sky, appearing overcast above her as there wasn't a single sign of a star to be seen. Without the stars, there was no telling what direction they had traveled in, and she had not a clue as to where she would try to run. The news of her own horse was promising, even more so that they'd be stopping in a nearby town. Though the question was clear in her eyes, would anyone believe her if she screamed for help to get away from this monster? A man with guns was terrifying enough when you were his prisoner, but it was entirely another when he wasn't at all human. His warning glare was cold enough to freeze her from the attempts to loosen her binds, and she lay upon the dirt trying to keep it together. It could have seemed that she was even asleep once again as she stayed so still, her breathing deep but slow. It was the only way to keep herself from a fit of panic. It was the sound of him rising that had her gaze fly in his direction, shifting upon the ground in hopes to squirm away. Being tied up, there was no use. As he moved, she got a far better look at his features that were both handsome and menacing all at the same time, a deadly combination indeed! The glint of the knife within his grasp had her whimpering like a poor puppy begging for table scraps. She was sure he'd kill her, and was rather surprised when the binds were loosened and her wrists were free. She immediately flinched away and held her hand close the moment he pricked her finger, staring at him in disbelief. Why? Please, I offer no valuable information. I have no money. Just let me go! Shivering in his presence, it terrified her to know that he knew about every little detail in her life, all the secrets she held within her heart. It could most certainly be used against her. She didn't dare try to run as he cleaned up camp, not wanting to test the theory of his tracking abilities. Even more so, she didn't want to get lost in the middle of no where. Seeming to have no other choice, a shaking hand reached out to accept his own once it was offered, and climbed upon the horse. Settling upon the saddle, she squeezed her eyes shut tightly and held on for dear life. I'll only behave as long as you keep those fangs inside your mouth and away from me. A mere whisper as her voice shook, but it got the point across, and she knew he'd hear it.
Thread: LOOK AT THIS!  DO IT! DOOOO EEET!

Bring up a new tab. In the address bar -ADDRESS BAR, NOT A SEARCH ENGINE- type in loser.com and hit enter. Do it.
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This was very entertaining D And that's saying a lot coming from me, I am a picky bastard and it takes a lot to make me laugh
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Bitch. Like. 20 views and only one person has commented? YOU CHEAP FUCKS! I POSTED THIS HERE TO BE AMUSED BY YOUR COMMENTS! So damn inconsiderate. Damn. Before I post this, with all the corrections, just know, that about half the words are misspelled. Roughly. Misspelled, Here, Inconsiderate, Damn and Misspelled. Also I'm glad you were amused by it. I certainly was and I knew others might be as well. Its just set up so perfectly.
Thread: LOOK AT THIS!  DO IT! DOOOO EEET!

Kara, Like, Damn. Its early in the morning. Not everyone has our schedule P hugs kisses Besides, you know how it is. Posts vs Views is always 200 or so to one Someone Muscular, Sexy, and Creative please drag the Goddess of Wrath and Fire into a dark corner with a comfy bed, possibly whips, chains, straps, various sex toys, and a hooka adorning the nearby wall, and administer her meds to her in such a way she begs you not to stop. We don't need her reducing all of BMR to cinders and ash... And yes, that domain could not have been awarded to a more deserving person...
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So? THAT IS NO EXCUSE! There might not be a LOT awake but SOME are and SOME have viewed this without a word! DAMN FUCKING CREEPERS! I Well, I mean, I can understand that for Roleplays. Can't really look in a 1x1 roleplay and go OHH LOL THATS GREAT! cause thats annoying and will get you reported. And besides what the HELL are people thinking when they hit respond in a roleplaying 1x1 section and they ARN'T one of the ones in the RP? Like...the fuck. ANYWAYS I DIGRESS! That sounds lovely BUT...Marijuana man. When I was little, I thought Hookah was weed. Now I know better. But yeah, smoke a few bowls and we all be good. Depending on whats being brought..... could get very fun. And, I was actually considering something like that because I was bored and miffed. Yeah. I didn't know WHAT I'd see since it's the internet...but I'm so happy I looked. x3
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I 'd offer myself for that, but I might try to do beautiful, dirty things to your sexy puckered hole that are on your NO column, and of course recreational substances are on my NO list... hence why I said Hey, Fire Princess here needs a fat j and a fat something else, Help me out here folks, post more funny entertaining stuffs here before she kills us all
Thread: LOOK AT THIS!  DO IT! DOOOO EEET!

I expected something else, but yeah...I find it satisfyingly appropriate.
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Wow, really stuck it to him! How ever will he cope??
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OH EM GEEEEEEE !!!! This is hilarious! I wonder who will be sued? LOL Thanks Kara!!! Also, fyi... I looked at it on my phone earlier but couldn't do it and waited until I got home. possibly the others might be fans and the comments could be sour.
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Oh my god... ha... Okay. I gotta admit.. It definitely got a good laugh from me. I'll have to pass it on to a few friends of mine.
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Pretty hilarious D Some googling yielded this as the explanation. And in response to an earlier comment, it's virtually impossible for any suit of libel or slander to fly with regard to this. So, enjoy the burn, Kanye!
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LD Yay! You are quite welcome I'm glad you got to enjoy it! I figured several people here might enjoy that quite a bit. So, I am glad you did Burning Amber I'm glad you got a good laugh from it. And yes! SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE Everyone else Well! Glad you guys were at least amused by this x3. lol!
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Alas, I tried to share it with my friends, but it seems I'm not trustworthy. Apparently everyone expects something highly inappropriate.
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Honestly, I thought it would be inappropriate too because, well, it's the fucking internet. And I'm surprised some people decided to look xD. Specially with some of the things I've posted
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Im just curious like that. If it had been inappropriate I'd just have covered by eyes and deny any involvement. Ha.
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Curiosity killed more than just the cat But as it was internet curiosity, you're relatively safe. Depending.
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While the majority of the world is quite idiotic, there are still quite a number of intelligentsarcasticwitty and good people left. They are just a little hard to find with there being 7 billion people and what not.
Thread: LOOK AT THIS!  DO IT! DOOOO EEET!

I found this to be quite amusing. Did you know that Kanye and Swift are actually doing something together? Heard that on the radio the other day when I was heading to my evening class.
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I read over the comments before I searched it up, and your reaction was just beautiful xD Although I do agree there is nothing worse than seeing so many views and then no one bothers to comment. Made me giggle, though.
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i find it amusing btw do you maybe wanna rp some time?
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datsuto said i find it amusing btw do you maybe wanna rp some time? Click to expand... C'mon, dude. You bumped a year old topic to ask for RP in a totally unrelated thread? Do that in requests or PMs.
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

Luna Lovegood toyed with the sealed envelope in her hands, a bit nervous about the task at hand. Normally, the eccentric witch wouldn't care what another said, but this was one of her best friends, and unlike those who didn't really matter, Luna did care about Hermione's stance on different things. Which, of course, why the eccentric witch was waiting patiently for her friend at The Leaky Cauldron, dressed for warmth, and wanting to talk something they hadn't been able to do in a long time. Then again, Luna mused, I do have motive for talking with her today... Since the Battle of Hogwarts - more accurately, a year before the battle, Luna had joined The Sisterhood of Brion, and worked her way up through the ranks. They believed that modern witches and wizards were out of touch with the Natural, Old Magicks that made up the world, and the Ravenclaw found that she connected with the path she had chosen. That's why she was waiting for Hermione she wanted to invite her friends to the All Hallow's Eve celebration and ritual that the Sisterhood held. She fingered the set of pendents around her neck one, a bronze Raven and the second a silver and sapphire charm with a water-themed design. She was dressed warmly for the brisk fall day, in a long, grey patchwork skirt, black leather riding boots and a sky blue turtleneck sweater, a patchwork bag over her shoulder. Luna slipped the invitation into the bag and waved, spotting the bushy-haired Gryffindor student, hoping to catch her attention.
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

Great to see you Luna Hermione said after walking into the Leaky Cauldron and taking a few moments to spot the girl with the long blonde hair sitting at the table in the corner waving her arm. It had been 2 years since the final battle and 6 months since Hermione had seen Luna. Last Hermione had heard Luna was hiking around the country looking for some magical animal that Hermione was sure didn't exist but that Luna seemed equally sure did exist. They still saw the world in different ways. Hermione was very logical and had a difficult time believing something unless she could read about it in a book. Luna on the other hand seemed to accept things on blind faith sometimes which Hermione always found confusing as she could not understand how anyone could do that and be happy. Still despite these things Hermione had progressed a lot since 5th year when she was outright rude to Luna and showed contempt for Luna's ideas. These days Hermione considered Luna to be a good friend, someone that she really trusted and someone she wanted to see happy. Hermione may not think any of the creatures Luna often talked about were real but she would love to be proven wrong simply so Luna could be happy having discovered them. So how have you been Hermione said smiling as she sat down at the same table as the blonde haired girl?
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

Luna smiled as Hermione sat down across from her, and the blonde picked up the cup of tea that she had ordered, and had been brought just moments before Hermione had arrived. The blend was curious lavender, rose hip, and mint, and Luna breathed in the calming scents. It is good to see you as well, Hermione! Things have been splendid! I just got back from Scotland. My father told of stories of a huge sea monster living in one of the Lochs, and I can't pass up the chance, can I? Luna Lovegood, upon graduating from Hogwarts, had become a Magizoologist, one of the top in her field, and she had traveled many places in search of unusual creatures and the like, and she enjoyed her travels, but being home was a chance for her to see everyone again. I think I've found my niche at last, and I'm happy with where I am. She set down the teacup and toyed with the charms again, suddenly nervous.
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

That sounds great Hermione said honestly I knew you would she said knowing how smart Luna is. She had no idea what sort of job Luna would get after Hogwarts even after being in the same year as her when they both went back to Hogwarts after Voldemort had been defeated. When Hermione finished her year at Hogwarts in the same year as Luna and Ginny she immediately got a job working at the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Her position was entry level but along with Ron's salary as a trainee Auror they were able to afford a small place together in London. She could not wait until she was in a position where she could influence actual policy. After Dobby helped save her at the Malfoy Manor, sacrificing himself, Hermione thought it was her duty to make the lives of all house elves better. Butterbeer please Hermione said to the waiter who quickly left to grab her order. It was rather cold today and she thought a warm butterbeer would be just what she needed. So not that I am complaining as I love seeing you again but why did you call me out of the blue Hermione said. Perhaps Luna wanted help finding the Lochnes Monster that Hermione thought Luna might be referring to. She did not think it existed and that it was just a muggle story but she was not quite as prepared to instantly dismiss the notion like she would have a few years earlier.
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

I actually wanted to invite you and the others to a celebration of sorts, Luna said, jumping right in, despite her nerves. She took another small sip of the calming tea and smiled brightly at Hermione. During my time at Hogwarts, while you, Ron, and Harry were finishinf Dumbledore's final mission, I found a small group that I really connected with. I formally joined them, and I truly find that I'm where I'm meant to be. Luna pulled the invitation out of her bag, setting it down. You are Muggleborn. I'm sure you have heard of the Irish lore... The Celtic Pantheon and Druidry and the like... She paused, almost wary of continuing. The group I joined is a group of us, witches and wizards who feel that we have lost connection with our roots. With the original Magic-users... The Ancient Druids, and their abilities to work in harmony with Nature.
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

Hermione was somewhat surprised to hear this. She had never been a religious person, in fact since joining the magical she had become even more sure of that because all signs of miracles that the muggle religious texts mentioned could have very easily just been a witch or wizard. To a muggle magic could easily seem like an act from some sort of god. She did know a bit about druidism though, only a bit but from what she knew a version of that seemed like a good fit for Luna. Picking up the invitation she saw that Luna wanted her to come to a meeting. Seeing this Hermione felt some mixed emotions. On the one hand she was really happy that Luna trusted her enough to talk about this, clearly it was very difficult for her to do so, but on the other hand Hermione was a bit worried that Luna was trying to convert her. She didn't think Luna would do that but she was not sure. I have heard of groups like that Hermione said and if you find what you are looking for in this group then I fully support it she said and then she paused for a moment and deciding she was not going to bring up her slight reservations I would love to come with Ron if you want us to Hermione said with a smile.
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

Luna sighed softly, a bit in relief. She had been expecting the worst from the anylitical witch. Members are allowed to bring guests to celebrations, and as All Hallow's Eve is getting closer, we have something going on then. She glanced up at her friend and smiled slightly. I'm not trying to get you to join us or anything like that. I just find that celebrations are best spent with friends and family... And you are basically my family. She brushed her hair back, pushing a strand behind her ear. Speaking of Ron, how have the two of you been? She knew they had started living together, and Luna was glad that they had finally realized their feelings for each other.
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

Hermione relaxed considerably when Luna told her the reason why she wanted herself and Ron to come to the event and she could not keep the smile off her face at the thought that Luna considered her family. She did not know until then that it would be important to her but apparently it was. Ron and I have been great Hermione said enthusiastically. I mean the flat we are staying in is small as we are both earning so little with our jobs but I love living with him, falling asleep next to him and then waking up in the morning next to him Hermione said and even though she loved Harry like a brother she also loved the privacy she and Ron now possessed, that they could act like a true couple. Assuming it is on a day that we can both get to the celebration Ron and I would love to come Hermione said knowing she could speak for Ron here who did have a great deal of respect for Luna. you inviting anyone else Hermione asked casually?
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

Luna smiled at her friend, glad that the pair had been doing well. She herself hadn't found 'the one' quite yet, but she was sure she'd meet him when the time came. Well, I wondered if Harry and Ginny wanted to come, and maybe Neville... I haven't been able to see them yet, so I was hoping you could pass on the message? Her voice was bright, and she shrugged softly. I haven't seen you all in ages so I thought this would be a good time. Sorry I vanished! Root canal being sick was not fun .-.
Thread: The Sistehood of Brion // HP // Vahildr&GingerCat

I am sure they will want to come Hermione said smiling knowing that they will. They may not care so much about the ceremony as such but all of Dumbledore's Army had a sense of loyalty to each other, a loyalty that Hermione thought would be there for the rest of their lives and that included Luna. Hermione remembered herself what it felt like to have friends in her 1st year at Hogwarts and how it was not until 4th year where she felt properly secure in that friendship, knowing that Ron and Harry would not ditch her at some point. Hermione knew it was similar for Luna in that she now has friends but after so long without them it was hard for her to remove the nagging voice in her head that her friends would disappear at some point, or at least that is what Hermione thought Luna probably felt. no problem at all. I am glad you are feeling better
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You spend a lot of time imaging moments like this growing up when you're adopted. His parents had never hid the truth from him and as he got older Eric had believed they had made the right choice. That had made his own deception that much harder to deal with. Sure, he could have told them that he was going to be meeting a stranger at the lobby of a hotel that had apparently hired a private investigator to find him. The PI had been unwilling to tell him much of anything other than that she wanted to meet him at the hotel she was staying at. His mother, by god the thought just filled him with so many emotions that he wasn't sure about how he felt about the entire situation. The woman that had given him away wanted to meet him. How was someone supposed to deal with something like that? There was no question in his mind that he wanted to meet her, but after that? Eric had two parents that loved him dearly. The guilt of hiding what he was doing from them gnawed away at him and it took more effort than he thought he was capable of to resist calling them and confessing everything. Eric Stoltz was tall for his age. The youth was was nearly six feet tall and still had that awkward lankiness that so many teens had just after a growth spurt. Much like the mother he never knew he was pale skinned and had dark brown hair that was just long enough to be combed back with a bit of gel. His eyes were dark brown and he had often stared at his reflection when he was younger and wondered if he looked like either of his birth parents. Well, if the stranger hadn't lied to him he would soon find out if he looked anything like his mother. He had spent a few hours before the meeting wondering if he should dress up to meet his supposed parent before settling on a pair of dark blue jeans and a plain black t-shirt. Now, the sixteen year old was sitting in the lobby of a rather nice hotel wondering how long he would have to wait for the mother that had put him up for adoption. So, he quietly sat there and hoped that she wouldn't take to long so he could... He really wasn't sure what he would do next.
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RE Please Don't Go! celebstarsXTheFreeman The clock was passing on to 310pm, she was ten minutes late for her meeting with her son. It wasn't her fault, an interview was taking place upstairs with a journalist, it was meant to be finished by 230pm but his constant questions wouldn't come to an end. Thankfully this wasn't something being recorded and with no tape, she could say something off record without any evidence. I need you to go, your fucking with my mind and I have an important person to meet. The journalist looked quite scared and scrambled his things in to his bag, his notes falling to the floor in the process. On his knees, he picked them up and quickly ran out of the room, the fragile youth looking intern didn't look back. Pacing up and down her room which was messy, Eliza took deep breaths and just headed downstairs. This was either going to go well or horribly bad. The thirty two year old took the elevator down to the ground floor and walked in her black boots across the marble floor. Her blue denim jeans and white tank top showed off her tight figure, more athletic which made people presume she worked out. Turning a corner, she saw him, the boy in the photo the private investigator gave her. Looking down and then up, she walked over to him. Eric?