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Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Oh but I'd disagree with you. Do you know how many women my age want to date or marry for that matter a thirty-four year old Jedi Master. Trust me my job is nothing that women jump at. I'm just a serf born into a royal family Dameon said looking at her as he continued dancing with her though You know darling you have gotten much better since the last time we danced. You were around seven at that time and I placed you on my feet just like your father always would and you looked up to me with those big beautiful eyes and you told me that one day you were going to marry me Dameon said smiling at her You always had a little girl crush on me which was adorable and everytime we danced you'd put your head right against my stomach or chest depending how we were dancing and you'd begin to daydream. As for heirs I remember how hard it was on your father when he became king they pushed and pushed him until he went mad. He didn't want to have a child because at that time he had no one he loved enough to spend the rest of his life with until he met your mother. A few months after them getting together they gave birth to your sister and your parents loved her but she was a mommy's girl through and through. Then a few years after that you were born and your father knew instantly that you were a daddy's girl and you were made queen once he died Dameon explained to his niece as they continually waltz'ed around the beautiful ballroom floor.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Padme went red in the cheeks and placed her head in to his chest so she couldn't see. Why did you have to bring that up she joked, I still have that crush on you now laughing. Part of it was true, although she hoped he would see it as a joke. When he spoke on about her older sister, Padme didn't look to happy. She hates that I have been chosen to be Queen instead of her. Some have even said she thinks of joining the federation in a revenge mission. Padme wasn't so sure on the rumours, she hoped they weren't true as she loved her sister deeply. You may have to protect me from a sibling war to Jedi Master resting her head back in to his chest, the song stopped after it came to an end.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Oh you do, do you Dameon said having took what she said as a joke since he knew that his niece was not only one of the most beautiful but also one of the most eligible bachelorettes in the entire galaxy and she could get anybody that she wanted. He was her uncle and was older than her so there was no possible way that she could ever see him in that light. Ah it is infact nothing more than rumors the last I heard of your sister she was a Jedi Padawan studying under one of the greatest Jedi masters in the world right now so I doubt you'll have anything to worry about her becoming a member of the federation. Dameon smiled as he said I will protect you with my life darling you are my niece and I love you more than you could ever know he said bowing slightly to her and kissing her hand after the song was over thank you for entertaining an old geezer like me for this one dance I guess I should let you mingle a bit though there are a lot of single men here would would like to get to know you.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

My sister is training to be a Jedi? This was the first Padme had ever heard of it. Why was I not told? Surely it couldn't of hurt to know? Seeming confused, she didn't want to leave her uncle, instead she wanted to stay with him as the thought of single men trying to win her hand frightened her. No, you have to protect me, so therefore you go where I go Giving a smirk, she walked out of the hall and in to the large corridor going in to another section of the palace. Her little dress showed plenty of her legs and the single braided ponytail made her look cute. Walking in heels, the sound echoed through the courts as she made her way to the garden to look up at the many moons.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Dameon looked at Padme as she asked him It was a secret your sister is training to become a part of your inner most security detail. She wanted to surprise you on your eighteenth birthday here in a few months so when it happens you are to act surprised Dameon explained to her with a smile as he started to walk away and heard her play the queen card That is so not right you know as your head of security I have to listen to you he said following her out into the large corridor and followed her to wherever she was walking once they got their he noticed they were in the garden. Slowly he made his way up to his niece knowing that it was rather cold outside so he took his jacket off and placed it over Padme's much smaller frame before looking up at the moons in the This was always one of your favorite placed to go as a child he said remembering all kinds of different occasions where she'd been found in the garden.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Padme was much smaller than her Uncle. Her head just about came up to chest meaning her neck was always going to be strained looking up at him. When he placed his clothing over her, she smiled and looked up at the moons. I have been to many galaxies already at such a young age, yet I have never visited them. No one tells me anything of them. Are they even habitable? Turning to face him, she looked up at his face and grinned. So, as head of my security, what do you suggest now?
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Oh yes there are a lot of habitable planets in the galaxy some of them are very intelligent races while others are habited by un-intelligent creatures. While on patrol with the Jedi Council I was stationed in Hoth and that planet is pretty bare they have a few creatures like the Ton-Ton and a few snow monsters but it's still a pretty beautiful place Dameon said looking at Padme. As your head of security I see nothing to do as of this current moment. Though as your uncle I think we should get you inside it's chilly out here and we don't need you getting sick he said honestly feeling how chilly it was outside. We could go back to the party and dance some more or we could do something that you want to do.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Taking his advice, she went inside as it was cold. She didn't mind it, but then again she wouldn't as she had his clothing on. I think I will head off for the night then. I have a council meeting in the morning. They will tell me what I must do. Even though I am Queen. They see me as nothing but a pawn. My young years don't show any experience therefore they don't want to listen. I am glad you are here, you can help me with that little problem. Padme smiled and then gave the man his jacket. I will see you in the morning Uncle Padme started to head towards her chambers.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

If you want my advice darling show them that you are more than a pawn, show them that you are Queen and you shall not bow down to the council. Your father never let them rule him and I know that you shall not allow it to happen. Your father made you heiress because he knew that you were like him in almost every way, he groomed you from a very young age to stand up in what you believe in. If you'd like I can stand in as a temporary advisor of the throne I've done it many times and people will listen to me Dameon said walking toward Padme until he stood face to face with her. You were born for this and I wish that there was someway...Any way in fact that I could help you so the best way I know how is to teach you how your father and I were taught Dameon said smiling as his hand lightly caressed his niece's face Before we leave tomorrow though.. I am going to question you about that earlier comment about having your little crush though. It sounded as if you were hiding truth behind humor he said kissing her forehead before turning to walk away himself.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

No, I will take the meeting myself, I will show them that I am the Queen and therefore in charge, no matter what they think. Nodding her head, she smiled and thought she sounded silly. But she was speaking like a ruler, and that is what Naboo needed. As they were about to leave, she heard him talk about her crush. I was joking Uncle Padme said, almost to convince herself rather than him. Nobody can lie to a Jedi she said under her breath, Can they? Walking to her chambers, Padme would have a peaceful sleep until the next morning. Her handmaidens woke her up and got her washed and dressed before she was ready to leave her room.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Well darling you are the queen and if you want to take this meeting alone you can.. Except I have to go with you for I am your head of security I must go there to be your protection and I swear to you I will not say a word un less they get out of hand with you Dameon said smiling as he looked at her And no. No one can lie to a Jedi well they can but we always know the truth it's a great thing to be a jedi. Goodnight darling he said walking to the room he had been given and he fell asleep. Early the next morning Dameon got dressed in his finest clothes ready to go to the council meeting with Padme he hoped that the members of the council weren't assholes like when hsi brother was ruling as king but he didn't think twice about it. Padme could handle herself as queen she had done fine so far but even if she did need help he would be there and people listened to him.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Padme was walking down the long corridors towards her Uncle's room. She seemed to be in a good mood and a feisty one to. Her mind was made up. They would go to war and not run or hide. A loud knock fell upon the wooden door of the room as her knuckles did their best to show she was here. Ow she grinned, shaking her hand waiting for him to come out and join her. Once he did, they slowly made their way to the council hall. The Queen was wearing a large dark navy blue gown which dragged along the floor. It had gold flower patterns on it for design and was rather heavy to wear. Her hair was placed up in a bun this time, giving it a breather from the braids she wore. Entering the hall, there was another throne and Padme took her seat.
Thread: I'm here to protect you..My queen (Celebstars&BBVD)

Council man Algorth Sentanl looked at everyone as the meeting started as the head of the council he spoke first Queen Padme what is your thought's on our current situation.. The council and I must know so where we can discuss it and have a vote he said looking at Padme honestly he really didn't like the young queen for she was only a child she knew nothing about the world and yet she inherited the kingdom from him once he died. Dameon stood behind the throne standing closely behind Padme. His lightsaber was hanging on his right side and he had decided that he was going to do his best to stay out of the meeting and let his niece take control like the queen she was.
Thread: Funny jokes for all!

Hey all, I thought it would be fun to start up a joke thread that we could all enjoy. Just remember BMR guidelines and don't post anything that might be offensive, racist or target a specific group of people for ridicule. The best jokes don't need to put down anyone to be funny for everyone! Does the joke above remind you of you, your char or something else? The joke before could remind you of a joke you know that's got a similar theme. Please allow me to be the first to share a couple I had a visitor one night he explored my body licked, sucked, swallowed had his fill when satisfied he left I was hurt Damn mosquito!!! Guy Can I buy you a drink? Girl Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy Do they swell? Girl No. They spread
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I just found one for us redheads A young man in a public swimming pool was startled when his swimsuit fell off. He was in the deep end, and couldn't find it, no matter how desperately he looked. Perplexed, he went to the shallow end and tried to figure out what to do. As he stood there up to his chest in water and watched the young ladies in their bikinis, he was additionally stressed to realize that he now sported a raging hard on. Finally, he struck up a course of action. He jumped violently out of the water and shouted loudly, Mad dog! Mad dog! Although most of the others in the pool began screaming in fear, a lusty redhead took a more direct course of action. She tore off her bikini bottoms, flattened him on the ground and straddled him yelling, Quick! Let me muzzle that son of a bitch before it gets away!
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Betcha that dog foams at the mouth VERY SOON! Two guys are walking their dogs when they pass a beer joint. One says to the other, Man! I could really use a drink! The other points to a sign in the window No dogs allowed! We're SOL! The first guy says, Wait a minute! If they're seeing-eye dogs, they have to let them in! Americans with Disabilities Act and all that shit! He produces a pair of dark glasses and strolls on in. The bartender accosts him immediately and says, Hey, mac, didn't you see the sign? No dogs allowed! No, I didn't see the sign, because I'm blind! replies the man. This is a seeing-eye dog! The bartender says, But that's a Doberman! and his would-be customer says, Since the ADA was passed, there's been a shortage of good German Shepherds. They've been doing excellent work with this breed! The bartender, chastened, assents and draws the man a beer. Meanwhile, the other guy is outside, expecting his buddy to be summarily ushered out. When he is not, the guy thinks, What the hell and puts his sunglasses on and walks in. The bartender rushes to intercept him. Hey, buddy, that other guy told me about Dobermans and seeing-eye dogs and all - but that's a CHIHUAHUA! And the little guy says, Oh, no - they gave me a fucking CHIHUAHUA?
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Alrighty, I've got a few. I'm not gonna lie. These are NOT for the feint of heart. If you do not care for Black Comedy I suggest you move on. That being said As said by a man Okay guys I have a problem. I've been seeing a girl for a while and she lives near my dorm. We both lost our virginites to one another, yea I know, I'm total noob-sauce, but I'm asking for help. We've been seeing each other for some time and eventually had sex. Like I said it was her first time too, and I know there should be blood but there was a lot! I kinda dismissed it at first but every time since there has been blood! I don't think this is right. What do you think? Should I try a new possition? Should I use a special lube? Should I wait till she turns 10? What exactly am I doing wrong? Q You know how I know Steve Erwin didn't use sunblock? A He wasn't protected from deadly rays. Q Whats the hardest thing about watching a fatal car accident? A My dick. What's the deal with black people? They're not even black and they're not even people! Lastly a quote from one of my favorite comedians You can tell by how bad of a person someone is by how soon after 911 they masturbated. For me it was somewhere between the North and South Towers falling -Louis C.K. Goodnight ladies and gents! Thats all the putrid humor I can muster for today!
Thread: Funny jokes for all!

A woman walks into a pharmacy, buys a pack of cigarettes from the pharmacist, and proceeds to pull one out and starts puffing. The pharmacist, obviously, is not pleased. Miss, I'm afraid you can't do that in here. The woman is outraged. Oh, so you sell them, but god forbid I use one in your store! We sell condoms too.
Thread: Funny jokes for all!

And so the pilot said, No, Philadelphia is soft cheese, this is Boston. You have to read it aloud to make it sound funny. If it still doesn't sound funny, just keep trying.
Thread: Funny jokes for all!

Love it! I could hear the Mass accent with their jeez! I've yet to hear a masshole manage a ch or th in over 40 years of life! I cannot claim the greatness of the humor. This is from the great Jeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy on New Englanders If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England. If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England. If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England. If you've switched from 'heat' to 'AC' in the same day and back again, you live in New England. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in New England. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England. If you know all 4 seasons almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England. If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England. Love this one coz we're having a serious heat wave with no coats coz it's up to 42 today! If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.
Thread: Funny jokes for all!

Two brothers grow up in Brooklyn one takes on the family funeral-home business, the other becomes a successful professional gambler in Las Vegas. Many years pass, and eventually the brother who stayed home dies. Heartbroken, the wayward son, who inherited the mortuary business, returns to run it in his brother's memory. At some point, Sid, one of his Sin City buddies, blows into town and looks him up. So, Manny, how's business? he asks the undertaker. Oy, business is terrible! Manny replies. Sid, shocked, says, But Manny, your viewing parlors are full of stiffs! Yeah, Manny admits. But only one is a customer. The rest are shills!
Thread: Funny jokes for all!

Got a few good ones for ya There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor What was the problem? Elderly man Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup. This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window... He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. Do you know what I am doing? asks the doctor? Yes, checking for abnormalities. she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, Do you know what I am doing now?, she replies, Yes, checking for cancer. Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, Do you know what I am doing now? She replies, Yes, getting herpes - that's why I am here! And finally A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin. The husband being shocked, replied, How's this possible? You've been married three times before. The wife responds, Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!
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A guy goes to the dentist to have a procedure done. The hygienist arranges him so the dentist can have proper access and asks, Now are you comfortable? The patient replies, Mneh, I have a couple of dollars!
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A man walks in to see his shrink, he says Doc, I have this problem, one minute I'm a teepee, the next I'm a wigwam then I'm a teepee again then I'm a wigwam and so one all day long! The doctor thinks a minute and says Hmmm it seems to me you're too tense
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This is a student and teacher one Teacher today class we will learn how to subtract, teacher walks up to student Teacher you have 10 cakes and I take 5 how many do you still have? Student 10 Teacher what if someone would forcibly take 5 of your cakes? Student I have 10....and a dead body Here's another one If jimmy ate 10 out of 20 cakes what does he have? Answer jimmy has diabetes
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