Thread: penis jokes

indeed, rather blunt yes? too put it shortly, my freind was feeling down so i made her laugh with jokes about the versatility of my penis, enjoy. not modded, except for the name, freind is hc, i am em hc 63730 PM sooooo fucking mad . em 63718 PM wanna talk about it? hc 63748 PM huggles back i like explosions too, hehehee evil grin em 63742 PM what kind of explosions? em 63751 PM i like the messy ones hv 63816 PM not really.. i'm gonna get sad if i start talking about it... em 63800 PM ok hc 63829 PM hehehe, i like the big ones that go BOOM! em 63810 PM if you do want to, i ish here for ya hc 63843 PM . thank yous very much . your great em 63825 PM i have a rocket launcer em 63830 PM in meh pants hc 63851 PM O.O hc 63900 PM ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! em 63845 PM big explosion em 63852 PM gets all over the place hc 63929 PM xD i don't like the bloody ones em 63944 PM it's not blood from this kinf of explosion em 63947 PM kind hc 64024 PM lol em 64018 PM hehe em 64118 PM i would add, but it would sound dirty hc 64152 PM lmao, go ahead and add em 64152 PM the warhead is quite large em 64216 PM with a nuclear payload to match hc 64353 PM lmao em 64347 PM you asked for it em 64357 PM '..' hc 64418 PM xD hc 64423 PM very nice . hc 64450 PM wow, i just got it xD hc 64454 PM god i'm slow em 64436 PM lmao hc 64528 PM lol em 64517 PM i have fun hc 64639 PM lmao hc 64647 PM apperantly em 64635 PM wanna know what's really cool about it? hc 64701 PM what is? em 64646 PM i can change it to a sniper em 64649 PM a shotgun em 64655 PM and a machine gun hc 64749 PM dammnnn hc 64757 PM nasty images in my head xD em 64755 PM lol hc 64820 PM lol em 64807 PM haha hc 64950 PM wow hc 64957 PM images aren't going away em 64942 PM lmao em 65001 PM you know you love it hc 65034 PM xD yes, yes i do em 65023 PM i can't help it if my weapon is so versatile hc 65056 PM lmao em 65047 PM also can be used as a hammer or blunt weapon hc 65130 PM wooowww hc 65137 PM waayyy worse images em 65129 PM that one disturbs even me lol hc 65208 PM xD wouldn't that hurt? em 65157 PM i go into battle, waving my hammer hc 65230 PM LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!1 hc 65243 PM That is not a good image but god it is funny! em 65224 PM it quite strong em 65235 PM break a brick god em 65256 PM talk about action packed huh? hc 65316 PM xD hc 65323 PM lmao, yeah em 65314 PM i cant stop laughing hc 65401 PM lmao hc 65407 PM i can't stop these images xD em 65404 PM can also be used to plug leaks hc 65429 PM like a army of guys carrying that type of weapon xD hc 65432 PM O.O hc 65442 PM WHAT?! em 65431 PM yesh em 65438 PM you inesert em 65442 PM leaks stop hc 65510 PM O.O what type of leaks? em 65457 PM though... in some cases it makes it worse hc 65554 PM xD hc 65555 PM wow hc 65606 PM definatly can see it making leaks worse xD em 65553 PM lol em 65642 PM gives a whole new meaning to the phrase hammer time hc 65719 PM lmao, yeah em 65715 PM oh wait wait em 65724 PM it can be used as a vaulting pole hc 65747 PM xD and what exactly does this hammer wanna hit into a wall or something? hc 65755 PM xD now that, that i can't see em 65752 PM oh? em 65802 PM also as a limbo stick em 65828 PM and this... was my freinds idea... and actually it was kind of creepy hc 65910 PM lmao em 65855 PM i had met her like... the other day and she comes up to me when im with some of her freinds and like you were in my dream em 65907 PM we used your penis as a jump rope em 65914 PM im like... wtf?! hc 65951 PM o.o hc 65953 PM dammnnn em 65947 PM i'm like... i know its big... but it aint that big em 65953 PM and it doesnt bend that way hc 70022 PM roflmao em 70020 PM so the rest of the semester i would pop up behind them and say furry jump rope hc 70050 PM i can imagine the jump rope thing xD thats amazing xD hc 70111 PM O.O hc 70114 PM FURRY WHAT?! em 70054 PM ah you want to play with my big furry jump rope dont you -.- hc 70115 PM wow hc 70121 PM xD not really xD em 70107 PM well fuzzy hc 70225 PM lmao, sounds cuddly but i'm happy with no jump roping em 70229 PM o.0 you want to cuddle with it hc 70307 PM lmao hc 70318 PM xD when you say it it sounds wrong xD em 70313 PM disturbing image em 70328 PM of someone hugging it hc 70350 PM ROFLMAO! em 70347 PM arms and legs wrapped around it em 70412 PM now you know how i feel xD hc 70416 PM ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 hc 70427 PM your right, lmao, that is disturbing xD em 70432 PM wanna go play hockey? hc 70500 PM hc 70501 PM huh? em 70443 PM i've got the stick hc 70509 PM ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 em 70514 PM o0o wait! hc 70543 PM hmm? em 70524 PM let's go golfing em 70527 PM four! hc 70557 PM LMAO! em 70549 PM get a hole in one everytime hc 70620 PM xD okay, so why are we talking about your penis being so long? em 70609 PM uh... i dunno em 70616 PM making you smile? em 70628 PM and filling your head with disturbing images of meh tool? hc 70928 PM thats why i love word em 70952 PM ok i got it now hc 71038 PM lmao em 71025 PM one thing it cant do hc 71051 PM so how exactly do they know how long it is? xD em 71034 PM be a good telescope hc 71057 PM LMAO! hc 71107 PM is it a telephone too? em 71126 PM hmmm... i don't rightly know hc 71153 PM lmao em 71145 PM it's cordless hc 71216 PM FUCKING ROFLMAO!!!!!!! em 71205 PM does need to recharge once and awhile hc 71232 PM xD that is the worst image i have gotten xD em 71222 PM hell sometimes holding it recharges it em 71301 PM a good lolipop hc 71331 PM xD hc 71333 PM wow em 71325 PM it can be a paintball gun as well em 71332 PM taste meh rainbow! hc 71354 PM and i'm assuming it gets recharged very rarely xD em 71358 PM it's got big batteries hc 71436 PM wow em 71456 PM hehe i sink ships em 71508 PM torpedo 1 fire! hc 71610 PM LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! em 71636 PM it's a buoyflotation device em 71648 PM pull on it and it activates, good for a few hours hc 71713 PM xD wow em 71715 PM pull too hard and it will pop though hc 71744 PM ROFLMAO! hc 71750 PM i've jsut got to balloons hc 71754 PM they dont' do much hc 71800 PM two em 71747 PM they make good drumsflotation devices em 71758 PM used for morse code em 71819 PM head lights hc 71841 PM xD lmao hc 71848 PM yes, definatly drums xD em 71833 PM hehe em 71913 PM it can also be used as an oar hc 71949 PM how the hell are they oars? em 71957 PM a oar em 72000 PM i only have one em 72009 PM you put it in the water em 72016 PM and you stroke hc 72049 PM xD you have a oar and i have a boat xD hc 72050 PM wow em 72048 PM .insert near death laughter. hc 72121 PM LMAO!!!!!! em 72112 PM it hurts hc 72147 PM agreed xD em 72153 PM i would say javelin... but it is attached hc 72241 PM xD it works as a apple xD hc 72244 PM lmao hc 72245 PM but em 72231 PM o.0 hc 72257 PM no one understand teh joke if they aren't kashia xD hc 72308 PM or maybe christain or josh xD en 72303 PM i dun have happles em 72305 PM apple em 72314 PM my tree grows grapfruits hc 72336 PM apple and the tree hc 72341 PM LMAO! em 72326 PM grapefruits em 72345 PM juice is a bit tangy... or so i've been told hc 72426 PM ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! em 72454 PM haha hc 72551 PM xD em 72533 PM i can use it to difrect traffic em 72552 PM i didn't wave you on yet! em 73141 PM it can also be used as a jack hammer hc 73207 PM lmao em 73156 PM and a fork lift hc 73221 PM lmao!!! hc 73227 PM what the hell would it lift? xD em 73214 PM many htings o.o em 73219 PM things em 73240 PM it can lift a small person most likely em 73246 PM medium sized as well em 73251 PM on a good day hc 73355 PM lmao hc 73357 PM wow xD hc 73410 PM thats a damn strong fork lift xD em 73403 PM indeed hc 73528 PM lmao hc 73532 PM does it like work out xD em 73553 PM mmhmm em 73612 PM i can also use it to water meh plants hc 73652 PM xD hc 73656 PM i feel sorry for the plants em 73642 PM ack it wont turn off! the town is going to be flooded! hc 73711 PM ROFLMAO! em 73731 PM haha hc 73820 PM xD em 73814 PM cna be used for ploughing as well hc 73843 PM ploughing? em 73852 PM like... farming... when you make long holes in the ground to plant seeds hc 73923 PM O.O hc 73926 PM now that hc 73931 PM i definatly cna't see hc 73934 PM no matter what em 73922 PM well you put it on the surface em 73925 PM and run with it hc 74002 PM lmao, still can't see it xD em 73944 PM can also be used as a battering ram hc 74016 PM damn taht would hurt xD right? em 74013 PM it's hard em 74016 PM sturdy em 74017 PM wood hc 74052 PM lmao, definatly can float xd em 74138 PM it's a transformer! hc 74209 PM lmao em 74220 PM makes a good bridge hc 74334 PM xD wouldn't it be really hard to walk on? em 74323 PM it's wide em 74352 PM make a good walking stick hc 74414 PM lmao em 74448 PM plunger hc 74529 PM xD em 74509 PM i can unclog any drain! hc 74534 PM wooowww em 74525 PM lol hc 74602 PM xD hc 74641 PM lol em 74653 PM my freinds always ask me for my white out xD hc 74730 PM lmao hc 74740 PM and its a perfect baby machine i bet xD em 74747 PM babies? hmm... it could make a good hook to hang the baby carrier from... hc 74814 PM lmao hc 74816 PM okay em 74757 PM lightening rod hc 74823 PM xD em 74810 PM ouch! that's a painful thought hc 74834 PM ROFLMAO! em 75104 PM croquet hc 75239 PM xD hc 75244 PM that would hurt too, right? em 75312 PM its a writing utensil hc 75343 PM xD wow hc 75353 PM does it write in white or something? xD em 75351 PM it changes colors hc 75436 PM lmao em 75436 PM makes a good elevator hc 75505 PM wwooowwww em 75505 PM elavator go up, elavator go down hc 75540 PM xD hc 75548 PM thats a bad image xD em 75613 PM hahaha hc 75711 PM lol em 75723 PM a fountain em 75744 PM ya thirsty? em 75746 PM xp hc 75833 PM lmao hc 75836 PM sure xD em 75830 PM haha em 75848 PM wanna peice of candy? hc 75925 PM lmao hc 75929 PM xD what flavor? em 75918 PM vanilla em 75939 PM can change to root beer, apple, cherry, choclate, etc... hc 80049 PM lmao hc 80055 PM i want rootbeer em 80040 PM melts in your mouth em 80048 PM creamy filling hc 80136 PM lmao em 80125 PM how many licks does it take? hc 80234 PM hmm.. 5 em 80231 PM oh? em 80240 PM personal experience? hc 80312 PM xD nah, estimate em 80308 PM lol em 80330 PM never ever say bite sized hc 80400 PM LMAO! hc 80415 PM how about 3 or 4 bites - sized? em 80411 PM it comes in two sizes em 80419 PM motuh ful em 80423 PM mouth em 80428 PM and over flow hc 80530 PM lmao em 80519 PM wooh haha em 80755 PM kids at a candy store and only one peice left hc 80833 PM xD em 80832 PM lol hc 80927 PM like a rush for the last piece? em 80919 PM yeah em 80941 PM it's a burrito hc 81038 PM lmao em 81029 PM lot's of sour cream hc 81100 PM xD i'm sure the kids love it em 81051 PM i wouldn't know o.o em 81200 PM what has been your highlight so far em 81206 PM ? hc 81300 PM xD hc 81302 PM probably... hc 81305 PM jump rope em 81253 PM gah em 81314 PM it dun bend that way em 81325 PM i am... kegawa sempai! hc 81346 PM lmao hc 81357 PM kegawa teacher? em 81343 PM kegawafurry hc 81435 PM lmao hc 81443 PM furry teacher xD thats disturbing xD em 81458 PM furry! hc 81554 PM lmao em 81637 PM signal flare hc 81709 PM huh? em 81703 PM itt can be used as a signal flare hc 81730 PM woooww em 81721 PM lights up sky hc 81746 PM does it really shoot up that high? xD em 81727 PM it's a beacon hc 81751 PM lmao em 81840 PM hehe hc 81926 PM lol em 81947 PM it can be used as a scythe hc 82119 PM lol em 82110 PM it can conduct a symphony hc 82133 PM how does it cut stuff? xD em 82140 PM it can be used as a windmill ! whooshing noise hc 82204 PM lmao!!!!! em 82256 PM it's a shuriken hc 82337 PM xD hc 82344 PM shuriken? xD em 82422 PM like... throwing star hc 82452 PM ohhh hc 82452 PM wow hc 82459 PM i'm stupid when i'm tired xD em 82532 PM lol hc 82606 PM lol em 82615 PM boom stick