Thread: The character interview

1. Who are you? Beidou, Captain of the Crux Fleet, at your service. The Crux will take care of all of your shipping and shipping adjacent needs. Need an escort for your merchant vessel? Consider it done. Need something fragile and precious transported, and needed it done yesterday? We got you. Need- Huh? What do you mean it's not that kind of interview. Oh, is this a recruitment session, not a sales pitch? Not that either? Errrr 2. Tell us where you Live On the open ocean of course! My fleet is my home, and my flagship - the Alcor - especially so. This babe comes full-rigged, with the biggest harpoon you'll ever see, and - what's that? Move it along? Right, right 3. What kind of partner do you find attractive? She tensed, eye narrowing suspiciously . Hey, who put you up to this? Where is this report going? I swear to the Seven if this is some kind of test Arms crossed, she leaned back into the sofa, both legs landed upon the coffee table before she added . Ningguang. The interviewer attempted to prod . Nope, that's it. Final answer. Now tell me who you work for 4. What is your favourite sexual position? An eye - well, the only eye - twitched . What's the right answer? Like, what are you gonna do with this information, huh? Calloused fingers traced the hilt of the lumbering greatsword propped up against the sofa. You don't work for Brass Bull Zhao, do you? An emphatic head shake. Good, you do look a little scrawny to be a treasure hoarder Anyway, all of them , in the same night. Next question. 5. What do you consider to be your best sexual attribute? Seriously? A deadpan expression, before her eye widened with realization. Wait. Don't tell me. Do you work for one of those publishing houses? Is this going in one of those 'exposs of famous so and sos? Ohhhh or for a light novel? She leaned forward, suddenly much more interested. Best depends on who you ask, you know? A grin, absolutely wicked and entirely too cocky. I mean, some girls would consider my arms and shoulders my best feature. Heard I make quite the excellent pillow. Also excellent for pinning cute little hares down and against various surfaces. Trapping 'em between a rock and a hard place, literally. She flicked her eye over to her intimidatingly large weapon, gesturing vaguely at its size. Most of 'em would probably agree on one thing though. I got a pretty big sword, and yeah, you can use that as a direct quote. 6. Creampies or Facials? Both. What, I have to pick? Butwhy? Bit like the chicken and the egg, dontcha you think? It's merely a question of which will happen first on a particular night. The interviewer insisted. Alright, fine, fine Former. Only because it's hot when they swallow. 7. What is your darkest fantasy? I plead the Fifth. The interviewer expressed confusion. The Fifth Article of Chapter Eleven of the Twenty-Eighth Edition of the Code of Liyue. The one about self-incrimination. What? I get my crew to summarize the relevant ones for me. How can I find loopholes to exploit if I don't know the law? 8. If you could have a threesome with two canon characters, who would they be and how would you go about the encounter? I plead the-- The interviewer implored. Something about publication and viewership. Alright, alright, I'll tell you, but you have to write this as your own speculation, and not because I said it, yeah? A spark of electro jumped between two fingers, and she bounced it back and forth in a none too subtle threat . Let's just say that if the Electro Archon and her Guuji felt so inclined to indulge in a bit of debauchery with my wife and Iwell, I certainly wouldn't be opposed to it. Female Only questions 9. What would the perfect cock be like? A brow lifted, before she grinned in a fashion that could only be described as shark-like. If this is gonna be an illustrated manuscript, then send your best painter over later, yes? 10. What outfit makes a man sexy? She shrugged. Whatever suits him best, probably. My crewmates all have their own preferences when it comes to attires. If you are asking me though, just whatever makes 'em the most comfortable. 'Cause confidence is sexy on just about anyone?