Thread: Looking for illiterate nonRPer to waist time plotting and suddenly disappear

A fellow Blue Moon Member stated that they must know if my post was intentionally worded or innocently miswritten. They needed confirmation or their head would explode. Yet another writer pointed out that others probably would not get it. So to alleviate any others who may encounter my post over the holidays, I have attached below my response to the first mentioned inquirer Dear , I would never want your head to explode, so once I encountered your Personnel Message PM I found myself immediately responding in haste. But do please realize that Im looking currently at some other previous PMs, attempting to form something meaningful for the holiday break. Ensuing, I will most likely be launching a Role Play RP with one of those writers Im currently engaged with. Regarding the horrible detonation condition mentioned, I would sincerely hope that you would trust that such consistency exemplified in my post would surely indicate a silly sarcastic nature on my part in preference to a silly oversight or simple typo. Obviously I had failed at my goal. I am saddened. But I do vow to try again. A while ago, forlorn and forsaken by a fellow RPer, my fondest wishes for a true RP incubated into a post to act as a critique on how people simply throw contacts away for the minutest of reasons. Sometimes of all the motivations, I have wondered and now believe laziness might be firstly. After all, so many people desire the happiness of a response, an elation of an incoming message, but not the obligation to actually follow through on a more involved process of writing. For these RPers, why should they feel any duty at all? I ask this rhetorically as I hold firmly against my bosom, protecting my hurried heart, the assuredly righteous conclusion that they dread humdrum perfunctory posts, a notion more on their side then a fault of the other writers. For such uncreative lazy rogues, why worry of effort, they feel, when instead they can thrill over the next PM, then toss it all away, start a new account, and see if a newly worded request garners more responses. I hope I answered your question dearest . Happy holidays and please, after the new year, send me a PM once again to reassure me that your head did not in fact burst. I am not offering to help monitor such a dire condition, but I do feel an obligation to get you past the holidays, which would indeed present a cornucopia of more deadly situations than my mere post. For example, will the host serve real turkey or tofurky? Promise, in such circumstances, you will hold steady as the dome raises from the main course and the shock of the reveal is at hand. Many do consider a blast of pink mist at the dinner table to be major faux pas. I know you know this, but I reiterate the notion to be certain you are safe and secure. With warmest regards. Your servant, Abigail P.S. Short answer Im just screwing around. I thought it sounded fun. Im getting responses and now trying to see which ones are serious. Im considering a slice-of-life RP, but those make me leery right now as posts in the past werent really my thing. Maybe one of these RPers will break me of that perception.