Thread: Anything Goes Ninjutsu (Moon Struck Fox and Myself)

Naw, not mouse. Mousse, he corrected, stressing the long o sound to the point where he sounded comically like a cow. He's just some guy that thinks I stole his psycho girlfriend, so he's tryin' ta beat me up or kill me or something, he explained non chalantly. It's not really a big deal. He kind of sucks. Village? Ranma asked, sounding slightly concerned for the first time since he had awoken. It only lasted a moment though. It couldn't be Nietchezu or they wohld have at least heard of Mouse. When Kakashi raised a questioning eyebrow in his direction, he simply shrugged. Alright. As long as she ain't no crazy old lady that's gonna try ta get me to marry someone, he acquiesced easily enough. Then once again in that concerned tone, he asked Kin, You ain't related to her or nothin' are you? As the trio entered the village, Ranma frowned. There was something that struck him as odd. Well, besides that big ass statue of the four dudes carved into the side of the cliff out in the distance. No it was more subtle than that. The streets and the buildings looked normal, but something was missing. He just couldn't quite put his finger on it. Then, it hit him. Cars! There weren't any around. Something about that fact bothered him, but he pushed it aside for the time being. When she pointed out the building he just nodded and noted the name she had given for the village. He didn't say a word as the girl led them through security at the tower. He simply glanced around curiously as they walked. When they were ushered in to the Hokage's office, he just crossed his arms looking bored while Kin and Kakashi began speaking. Hokage-sama, Kakashi began, not batting an eyelash at the 'command' from his ostensible subordinate. During a training excersize in training ground 36, we witnessed an object falling from the sky. When we investigated the matter, we came across this boy lying in a crater in the approximate area that the object would have landed. We are unsure if the object struck the boy or if he was the object, he explained in an official sounding voice, though his mannerisms still made him come off as lazy somehow. After checking on him to determine his injuries, we determined that he had a moderately severe concussion. However, he seems to have recovered quickly. Shifting his weight slightly, Kakashi moved on to the next portion of his report. After detaining the suspect, we began an initial interrogation. The detainee reports his name as Ranma Saotome. He seems to have some rudimentary shinobi training that focused primarily on a taijutsu style called Musabetsu Kakuto. He was, however, able to successfully and covertly remove the chakra suppression cuffs that Manami placed on his wrists. After a threat assessment, we decided against subduing Saotome and replacing them, as he was mostly cooperative in answering our questions. Continuing the interrogation, he reported that he had a nominal affiliation with a village called Nerima. Given the context, I do not believe it to be a shinobi village. Next, having never heard of a village by that name, we asked what country it was in. Saotome replied that it was in a country called Japan. His body language did not indicate deception. However, we have never heard of such a country. Having completed the one initial inquiry, we did a final sweep of the area and found a scrap of metal that appeared to be part of a chain. The metal showed signs of seal work of an unknown origin and purpose, he finished with a smirk and a gesture to Kin, indicating that she should present the chain and finish the report.