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Thread: OHHH FELLOW FAT PEOPLE.

Dear sweet Jesus. Do not use that stupid cayenne pepper method. Just loose weight the natural way. FAD DIETS ARE NOT THE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT. Everything you lose with those, you'll gain back with vengeance. I've seen it happen to people, they'll use 'quick and easy' methods and end up fatter than before. If you want permanent REAL change, you're going to have to do it the 'hard' way. Basically eat right, get exercise, drink plenty of water, and take soda and candy out of your diet. With that method, you are changing the root of the problem, which is diet and a lack of exercise. I promise if you try any other method, you're going to fall back and end up weighing more than you ever had before.
Thread: OHHH FELLOW FAT PEOPLE.

Sometimes the natural way takes too long. I always have to get into shape really quickly for shows. Obviously eating right and exercising is a must, but sometimes that's not enough. Anyway, I'd say I'm in pretty good shape so I was just trying to help a bit because people always ask me 'how did you get so fit? I dance my ass off literally, but the concoction helps. Gives me lots of energy.
Thread: OHHH FELLOW FAT PEOPLE.

I'm trying to learn to bellydance. lol
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Belly Danceing is really fun I did that for three years before I ran out of time.
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Ran out of time?
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I've lost 50 pounds in a 6 month period. I'm pretty relaxed about it now. I'm at a healthy weight, though I still dont like seeing my upper body in the mirror. shrug I'm not too hardcore into fitness and health now because I'm more comfortable with myself.
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asasthana said Ran out of time? Click to expand... Yeah I ran out of time. I used to dance in high school every Wednesday night. Once I graduated I got a job and started college so I ran out of time. Sorta trying to find for it again.
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I'm just trying to lose weight and get in shape so the Navy does discharge me.
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Hero said I'm just trying to lose weight and get in shape so the Navy does discharge me. Click to expand... You guys have those PT Tests don't you? My Army buddies always complain
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My pawpaw went back into the army as a recruiter, he had to do some type of test like that.
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shock Boobies.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Rylan sighed softly looking at the clock in his college class room. The time seemed to be ticking by slowly. His mail order bride would be arriving by plane from Russia later today and he wanted to be there to pick her up instead of some one bringing her to his home. This was his second year in college and he was currently in training to become a police officer. He stretched a bit and wrote down some notes and information on things that would be due soon. When they were finally released he left quickly and got into his silver car and drove home. Only one class today. Soon enough he was in front of his two story house. His parents had died leaving him there money and the house, and they did have a good amount of money in savings. At least 1.5 million. He went straight to the bathroom wanting to shower before heading to the air port. He stepped into the shower before turning on the hot water. He yelped when the cold water hit him before turning hot. That was smart. He forgot to turn it on BEFORE getting in. That sucked. He hated cold water. He began to wash his black silky smooth hair with coconut scented shampoo and then the conditioner. He washed his well built body with some ocean breeze body wash. Kind of girly but he liked the smell, that??s all that mattered to him. He smiled and stepped out. Quickly had a sandwich in only a towel before brushing his teeth. Finally he dressed in a white button up shirt with a pair of black slacks. He combed his hair a bit before shaking it out. Giving it a slightly messed look but not over done. Then he was back in the car and quickly drove the thirty minutes to the air port. He blinked his emerald green eyes, he was anticipating a beautiful women like he ordered. Once in the air port he sat down at the proper gate. The company said it would be obvious when they arrived. They did not explain how though. Rylan could not wait to see her.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Four thirty five, PM. Ivan remembered leaving the country much later, but the time difference from Russia to here was obviously different. Tilting his head, he moved down the ramp of the station and sighed softly, wondering if this was a good idea. The flight attendances were all nice, speaking something about his shoe or whatnots. Hello, I am Ivan. he recited in his head, wanting to stay in the new country, as Russia wasnt the most fun to be in. Perhaps a vacation, but years there made him bored of the area that and the system there was rather frightening for him. He liked more free systems with people that werent so judgmental on him because of his statusor lack there offand orientation. Hello, I am IvanI be your wife the term made him wonder if that was really what was supposed to be said, but that was what he was told to say. Being part of a brothel that sold their workers off as brides, he wasnt the typical female with beautiful skin and hair. Ivan was one of the few males there, with soft blonde hair and creamy white skin. His sea blue eyes were what attracted a lot of people to see him, but never had he been leased out or sold. Until now that is, as he was shipped to a new country to be with some other male hopefully someone who would be nice and like him as well. The fact that a male brought him made him think that this might work, as he leaned towards that preference. Seeing the male in the picture he was given, the blonde took a deep breath and smiled as bright as he could. Which ended up not being that bright, as he wasnt used to smiling like the sun needed some shine onto it. Moving towards the black haired teen, he had to remember to treat this person like his elder, even though the other male was said to only be a year or two older than he was. , I am Ivan. he greeted, realizing that hed used Russian again. Biting down on his bottom lip to prevent his own scolding, he smiled again and gave a small wave with the hand that wasnt hold his suitcase.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Rylan??s eyes were half closed when Ivan came up in front of him. Slowly his eyes went up and eyed the boy a moment. He was Russian, that was obvious he had spoken it for crying out load. He was half Japanese, but he was also half Russian hence the eyes that did not match a Japanese. His mother spoke a bit of Russian but his parents were both born and raised in the United States. He was pure American and never lived anywhere else. He did not know what else to say. Sure the boy was beautiful but he ordered a WIFE not a man! He did not want a husband. He was straight, but he was sure this was who they sent. He realized he did not say anything so he decided to speak. ??Um?Hello Ivan?? He whispered slowly. ??Are you from the?mail order bride place?? He asked not wanting to be wrong if he was this would be completely embarrassing. ??If so? I think you must be mistaken, I did order a women.? He said eyeing the area feeling a little awkward. He stood up slowly and scratched his head. ??I guess you should come home with me? maybe we can get this straightened out or something.? He said scratching his head looking around again before sighing gently. He was extremely embarrassed at the moment. Had he accident put male on the little check box next to gender? No he was not that stupid he new he put female. ??Are you absolutely positive you have the right person?? He asked quickly. Rylan was a bit taller then the other as he looked down at him. He was also well built due to his training to be a policeman. If he wanted to be he could be rather intimidating.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Still nibbling on his bottom lip, he tilted his head at the strange whisper, wondering if the other male had trouble speaking. He wasnt exactly apt at the English language, but being in America meant that he had to learn the language eventual. Hopefully, he would be able to stay, but it looked like his husband wasnt thrilled. They had married though, at least, in court laws of the state regulations. Whether or not he was registered as a male or female, he didnt know, as he knew that this was who he was supposed to be with though. In the profile, the name said that this was Rylan, a college student that was studying to become part of the law enforcement. That meant he had to be good, or hed be reported, didnt it? Snapping out of his inner thoughts, he blinked a few times at the first question, before the strange, awkward atmosphere settled in. Picking up his bags that he had set down, he followed the other male. UmI am Ivan he offered again, trying to think of an answer, as he was slow in internal translation. Yes, I am from Mail-Ordered, but you chose me, not a female. the blonde attempted to inform, knowing that the information sent to them wasnt a mistake. His picture had even been on the site, as they were advertising him out. He had the right person, so he wondered if it was Rylans mistake somehow. Or maybe, he was sent to the wrong place, with a wrong picture? Ivan didnt ask the black haired male if he had accidentally made a mistake on his end though, as that was rude, so all he did was follow the other male out of the airport. Where are we going? To our home?
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Rylan decided to call the company when he got home, maybe some type of mistake had happened in the ordering process. Sure he had seen the websites and catalogs and had even seen Ivan??s picture once or twice but that really did not catch his eyes. IT was a blond haired, green eyed girl right underneath Ivan??s picture. He sighed contently as he thought about it. He had spent the early morning thinking about there first few days together. He had been waiting two months for her to arrive and when he gets there it is a man. He shook his head his mind wondering as he waited for an answer as he headed to his car. ??Well, we are heading to the house?then I am calling the company to see if there was a mistake or something. I doubt it was your fault I am sure you just follow the orders that you were given.? He said at a slightly slower pace realizing Ivan must not be perfect in English. He figured since he spoke slowly and took awhile to answer. Once at the silver car he pushed the beeper and unlocked the car door. Rylan opened the passenger side door and motioned for the other to get into the car. Rylan took his bag as well and set it down in the back seat, securely since he did not want anything to break on the ride. He stretched and shut the passenger side door before heading into the drivers side. He sat down and shoved his key in the ignition. He did not know where Ivan was to sleep, he doubted it could be sorted in one day. He figured his large bed would be enough for two. After all he did not have a spare bed and his couch was very uncomfortable. Rylan spent his extra money on this bride service and the new king sized bed. That??s all he really had. His house was a good size but he never got around to buying the furniture. Even if he had over one million in the bank. He was not one to need a lot, so what he had was enough.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Worrying on his bottom lip, he tilted his head and followed Rylan, wondering what the other male was talking about. Natalia had been right under his picture, so maybe the dark haired male had ordered her, but with the system, clicking on the name right above the image was not the person, but rather, the person above them. It wasnt the usual system, so it was strange for someone to probably have visited the site for the first time. Then again, he wasnt sure if this was Rylans first time or not, but in America, it was said that there was only one marriage per timedivorce was also common in this culture. Thank you Ivan spoke as clearly as he could, when the door was held open for him to climb into, and his bag was placed in the back of the car. The drive back was smooth, filled with soft noises in the background as they moved from the airport to some house in the further distance. America was much different from where he came from, especially in the fact that there was less snow. While he stared at the changing scenery, the blonde thought about what to do and how to keep him there instead of being sent back to his own country. Rylan didnt look like a bad person, so maybe they could work something out, yet he didnt know how to convey that in words. The other male was probably still in school, something he would have liked to done back in Russia, but had been sold into the back trades of modern day slavery when his family ran out of money. He worked in strange areas of Russia, before being taken into the Mail-Ordering business. At first, it had been to work, but as the years passed by and he grew into a rather handsome young man, they decided to put his picture up for sale. He didnt need riches, nor did he need the random luxury things of life. All he needed was a place to stay and hopefully, some companionship. As they neared some large house, Ivan tried to firmly plant it in his mind that hed be a good wife for Rylan, so that he was kept.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Rylan did not say anything on the whole ride back. He decided if he was going to speak to Ivan he would need to remember some of the Russian phrases his mother had used when he was a child. She came straight from Russia and had a strong accent. She told him stories of when she first came to the US as a child. It took her some time to learn English and even more time to get used to the world. It was thanks to his father that she was able to get through it. She also used to sing him soft lullabies in Russian and could not help but smile at the thought. Once at the large white house with blue trim he stepped out. He moved to the other side and opened the door for Ivan before grabbing the others things. Then headed to the house before unlocking the door. He held it open for his so called ??wife?? and lead him up the stairs and to the room they would be sharing for how ever long. He smiled and motioned to the bed. He figured Ivan would get the idea. Ryan was planning to make dinner after the phone call. He sat on the bed and pulled out his cell. He dialed the number and went to the complaints by pressing number four, then asking for an agent. Finally getting a human rather then a computer. ??Excuse me? I believe my order was mixed up with another person.? ??I am Rylan McClain, and I ordered a girl from Russia by the name of Natalie..? He waited a moment. ??Yes, but I was sent the wrong one, the person right above her? yes? Ivan? Male?? He said softly. ??Two weeks before something can be figured out and a replacement sent? No I do not mind. Yes I shall keep him here?feed him? maybe one of my friends would be interested. They would not mind the prince?. Yes thank you, goodbye miss.? He said pushing the end button before turning to look around the room for Ivan. ??Ivan? you hungry?? He muttered softly.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Replacement and one of my friends would be interested were two things he heard throughout all of the conversation that was going too fast in English for him to comprehend. It made him feel like he wasnt wanted here, and maybe he wasnt, but he didnt think it was an American thing to share their wives like whores. Maybe that was something that Rylan wanted to do though, and even though he thought it was weird, he wondered if he should object. He didnt want to be sent back though, but it seemed like something that might happen in some short time. Ivan waited for Rylan to get off of the phone though, before walking towards the other male. He had read up a lot on this whole business throughout the years he had been in the brothel-like area, and being in the bedroom meant two things wanted. It was still rather early in the day, so it had to be the other idea, at least, thats what he thought. Taking off his jacket, he placed it down on the ground gently, before walking towards the sitting male. Without speaking, he knelt between the dark haired males legs, placing a hand on each side of the others thigh. Make you feel good, and then food? he asked, as if that was the order of things. Leaning up, he pressed a gentle kiss against Rylans lips as best as he could, wanting to show that hed make a good spouse, and that they wouldnt need a replacement. Natalia was beautiful in her own right, and she was sure to make a good bride. He knew that if he didnt gain Rylans affection before she was sent here to replace him, he wouldnt have a chance against the beautiful woman. Maybe he didnt have a chance right now, but if he tried, that had to mean something, right? His fingers were not idle as well, as they massaged small circles against the thighs he was resting them against, slowly working their way upwards as gently as they could. Ivan was determined to keep his title as Mrs. McClain, and hopefully, he wouldnt be replaced.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Rylan had absolutely no interested in a male as a wife, husband or what ever it was called. Ever since he started school he was around girls, flirting and making small talk, but nothing ever seemed to work out for him. So since he started college no more then a year ago he could no longer find anyone he was interested in. So he ordered someone who would be his wife, and then they would do husband and wife things, some day have kids, and grow old together. That was his dream anyway. Nothing worked out the way they were planned. He took a small breath before blushing at what Ivan said. He did not know how to respond to that but he did not get a chance to say a thing. He was kissed! By a guy! His eyes were wide as he stared at Ivan like he was some alien creature. As small circles were rubbed on his thighs and inner thighs he was about to object but for some reason he found his mouth nearly glued shut. He could not protest. He squirmed slightly. Rylan was dumb founded, this boy was doing similar things he imagined his wife doing when they first met and got to the bed room. He had come up here to make a call, not to do anything with Ivan. Eventually he found his voice and pushed the others head away. ??N-Not now.? He did not sound convincing. He forgot to add not ever, but all he could say was not now. Rylan was taking a few small breathing staring at Ivan quietly. ??Er? food first? I will cook.? He made sure he said it in a way Ivan would understand. He did not want anymore miss communications. Everything was already so confusing he did not need anymore of it. Rylan's eyes darted around the room, something he often did when he was nervous.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Ivan was just a fraction away from leaning in and kissing the other male, before he was pushed backwards and blinked at the dark haired male a few times. The words were simple enough to understand, so he didnt say anything, before leaning down and resting his head against the other males thigh. He wasnt disappointed, per se, but he wasnt exactly thrilled to wait. Eating before sexual intimacy wasnt a good idea, as it led to stomach aches and sluggishness. However, it seemed like Rylan was hungry, so he wouldnt object to having an early dinner first. I help? he asked softly, staring up at the police- student from his position next to the other males crotch. Gentle, blue eyes blinked a few times, before he smiled at his helpful offer. A wife was supposed to cook, and while he knew how, he liked the fact that even though Rylan didnt exactly want him , his husband was still going to pamper him and cook for him. At least, that was how it appeared in his mind. While it wasnt exactly the correct way to understand things, he wasnt going to complain. Standing up, he didnt even try to hide the small bulge that had grown between his legs at the simple kiss. The Russian teen had always preferred the male gender, but he had never done anything other than kissing. Why, that was so close to sex for him right there, he would have gotten hard if things were able to progress. Next time though, as his husband was persistent on eating first. Looking around the room, he moved towards the door and stepped out into the hallway, before realizing that he didnt know where he was going to go. Glancing back into the room towards Rylan, his eyes conveyed the message to lead him.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

??If you want to.? He said nodding to the question about help. He still had a deep blush on his face, even more so as the other rested his head on his leg. Rylan new the whole eating thing was a bad excuse but he could not help it. He did not know how else to stop Ivan??s advances. He never even thought about force. For some reason not wanting to hurt the boy, or even make him upset. He noticed the small tent in the others pants and sighed. When Ivan was turned away he touched his lips and stood up. Ivan??s cute looks make him feel like he was a small child rather then an adult. He sighed a little then nodding heading down the stairs slowly. He was taking his sweet old time. He was not even that hungry he just wanted everything to stop, turn back time, and fix what ever it is he screwed up on. He sighed and went down the steps and into the kitchen. He went into the fridge and pulled out some veal, sauce, cheese, and some stuff to bread the veal before frying and baking it. ??Um, veal parmassion and spaghetti okay?? He doubted the boy even understood so he held up the veal and then the spaghetti. Then smiled a little wondering if he understood. He hoped he did not wanting to go completely crazy today. He had to think of different ways to keep Ivan busy the next two weeks so he did not try anything again. He sighed knowing that was going to be nearly impossible. He scratched his head before finding a pan.
Thread: Mail Order Bride! (HKitten X 1hinata28)

Smiling, he followed the other male as they made their way down the stairs and towards the kitchen area. He liked this new place, and even though it was much bigger than he was used to, he just needed some time to get used to the directions. Standing at the counter of the kitchen, he wanted to move to help, but he didnt know where everything was, thus not wanting to find something that he shouldnt beeven though it was just the kitchen and nothing like the bedroom setting. Tilting his head, he truly didnt understand what the words were, as they were a bit too long and a bit different in the language he had tried to learn. When the two items were held up though, he smiled back at Rylan and nodded. I can help? he offered again, meaning this time to ask what he could help with though. When the dark haired male moved to find a pan, he waited until Rylan had it, before moving towards the other male to grasp at the pan. Wrapping his arms around the other male, he was still smiling rather happily, completely enjoying this moment. Even though they had just met this day, he felt like they were going to get along well, as Rylan would be a great husband, and he wanted to be a good wife. Training was everything though, so he had learned to be a good wife hopefully it was something Rylan wanted. Placing his warm palm over his husbands hand, pale fingers grasped at the pans handle and gently took it from the others grasp. I cook. because even though he didnt know how to prepare the food, he knew that cooking meant just making sure it wasnt raw to eat.