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Thread: At your service! (Tristeza and missedstations)

Kitten had to wonder whether the ship was even moving the ride was so smooth. He knew very little about ships at all. He was curious, of course, but he also knew that was an inappropriate question. He was trying to be very good right now. Trying really really hard. He looked at Gerrard's room very curiously. This was his master's room, for now, at least. He wanted to please and obey this man, and he didn't know the first thing how to go about doing it. While immensely silly and childish, he wasn't actually that stupid. He knew that making people happy was his only purpose in life, and without that he might as well be dead. Okay, he said, dropping his bag by the bed. So. Much. Space! What was he meant to do in a room that big?! And in such a big bed alone? To say that he briefly despaired was to say very little, in fact, of the abrupt sinking feeling in his stomach. But Kitten was not particularly capable of feeling self-pitying for very long. The computer would be of no use entirely, since he did not even know how to use it. No one had bothered to teach him to read, let alone basic computer literacy. There was no need for him to know things like that. What am I supposed to do, if he doesn't like me? It was, quite simply, an existential crisis. He did not have anything else to do but wait around for his master and run after his master, and Zyx received the look of most genuine bafflement on Kitten's face.
Thread: At your service! (Tristeza and missedstations)

In Zyx's memory banks, he could review himself in the same position as Kitten, back in the beginning. Utterly frustrated at this captain who insisted on muting him, disabling the physical hologram engine, flat out IGNORE him who in their sanity would ignore his own ship's computer? In the middle of an asteroid field???, amidst a few things. With time though, Zyx actually proved his worth to the mercenary, and with it came tolerance. Nowadays, it was mostly Zyx's antics that entertained Gerrard's lonely-by-choice life, sparkling it with a dash of joy and another of spontaneity. So, the AI couldn't help but sympathize with the boy's feelings. It's just part of who he is, sweetie. Gerrard's been living on his own for quite a while, he's been through a lot because of his work too. I don't even know about his past!! Zyx pat Kitten's red mound of hair, smilling warmly. He's just really closed, but I bet you can get him to open up at least a little with some persistence and time. I'll help you anyway I can!
Thread: At your service! (Tristeza and missedstations)

Persistence and time. Persistence he had in good supply, probably because he had no sense of time whatsoever. His measure was certainly very vague, and he found it difficult to conceive of weeks and months Kitten tended to exist almost exclusively in the moment. So while miserable for this moment, all he would need was a distraction until he wasn't. Lonely-by-choice wasn't something he could really understand all he could do to 'just part of who he is' is shrug and admit that he really didn't understand his masters, like ever. I suppose I'll try, he said, leaning into the touch. He liked being petted. Always did appreciate physical affection. Zyx's smile was reassuring anyway, and as a person with very little complexity, Kitten just took it all at face value, without thinking about any of the problems he was likely to run into. Then, without further ado, his curiosity about the ship came back - So where else am I allowed to go?
Thread: At your service! (Tristeza and missedstations)

Good boy! Zyx giggled, hugging him briefly. At the question, he floated back, one finger on his metallic lips as he pondered where Kitten could go. Well, anywhere, really. The cargo compartment is locked, and so is the silo... There isn't much to go here, the common room, the kitchen or the bathroom... or the bridge. But I think we'll skip that one for now. Mmmmmh... The AI floated slowly down the corridor, past the rooms, looking at the different doors. Suddenly, he threw his arms in the air, the traditional sign that he had had a brilliant idea, opening the door to a new room. You're going to looooooove this! At first, it didn't seem like anything special. There was little that made the common room outstanding on sight. Well, nothing, really. Light blue walls, a large white couch and two smaller ones in front of a floating screen. There was what looked like a small bar on the far right corner, some bottles of liquor from all across the galaxy on the shelves here and there, but it was still nothing fantastic. Do sit down, Kitten. Zyx was looking up to the ceiling with a fascination that could be barely understood. However, when the lights dimed off, the only glow in the room was that of a couple of streaks of the same teal, just like the ones on Zyx, Zyx himself, and the stars above. The space they were going through, projected on the ceiling, as if it was open to the outside. Beautiful, isn't it?
Thread: At your service! (Tristeza and missedstations)

Kitten nuzzled Zyx's neck while he was hugged. He had never thought that the touch of an AI could as nice as that of a master. It wasn't like a human's, not entirely, but it was close enough, and he did love being touched. Mr. Russell had known exactly how to stroke his neck in order to get him to whine with pleasure... To expect this here would be silly very few people cared what Kitten might actually like. Oh? he asked curiously, matching Zyx's enthusiasm. He looked around the common room curiously enough looking at the comfy looking furniture and at the screen, wondered what the liquors would taste like... Sometimes his master had given him sips. Some had been absolutely vile, but others had been very interesting. He sat at the couch obediently when asked to, slipping off his shoes and making himself comfortable. Normally he didn't wear shoes at all, so it was nice to get them off. His master's house was all warm carpets after all, and he didn't normally get to go out. Yes... Kitten agreed vaguely, wrapping his arms around his thighs and staring up with childish wonder. His mouth stayed a little open, as if he'd forgotten to finish closing it. So much prettier than the few vids he'd seen. Distant planets were like jewels, and the stars were not all the same colour at all. And distant clouds in strange colours... You get to see it every day, he said wistfully. Kitten got to see... Furniture. And the same city landscape. Just because he was born in a tank did not mean that he could not appreciate sheer wonder of nature, even if his master had seemed to think so. Maybe even, never having actually been permitted to look, it made his heart beat just tiny bit harder than it did others.
Thread: At your service! (Tristeza and missedstations)

It's what I was made for. To navigate through the stars. Zyx sat in the air beside Kitten, staring up at the ceiling as well. It's a good sign that I get to see them every day. It'd be sad if I didn't after all. The smile he gave the boy was actually a bit sad now, reviewing certain memories in his data bank. When he was trapped inside a mere chip, unplugged from any computer, any matrix capable of generating his body, completely sealed from the outside. The nightmare of all sentient AIs. To lie there, unused, isolated, frozen in time wide awake. It'd mean this ship was destroyed. Or my core chip was taken. And I don't want to go anywhere else other than here. If I can't be free, at least I can be with someone I enjoy, doing what I enjoy. In a way, they weren't that different from each other, both artificial from top to bottom, and, although one was organic and the other pure silicon, both dependent on a higher entity to be able to live.
Thread: At your service! (Tristeza and missedstations)

The floating humanoid watched Kitten closely as he gazed in awe at the stars, smilling softly. Poor boy. Had he ever gotten a chance to see anything but the confined inside of a room? Or free to roam in the open? Free - silly thought. The fleshling was a slave. One for pleasure, at that. There was no freedom in that. It's what I was made for. To navigate through the stars. Zyx sat in the air beside Kitten, staring up at the ceiling as well. It's a good sign that I get to see them every day. It'd be sad if I didn't after all. The smile he gave the boy was actually a bit sad now, reviewing certain memories in his data bank. When he was trapped inside a mere chip, unplugged from any computer, any matrix capable of generating his body, completely sealed from the outside. The nightmare of all sentient AIs. To lie there, unused, isolated, frozen in time wide awake. It'd mean this ship was destroyed. Or my core chip was taken. And I don't want to go anywhere else other than here. If I can't be free, at least I can be with someone I enjoy, doing what I enjoy. In a way, they weren't that different from each other, both artificial from top to bottom, and, although one was organic and the other pure silicon, both dependent on a higher entity to be able to live. The door slid open silently after a few moments, Gerrard's tall form stepping in. Even a hardened man stopped to watch the sky, even if only for a couple of seconds, ignoring the two boys' presence. The big void, always so humbling. Always changing. Then, he returned to his feet. Course is set, Zyx, get to the next station fast. I don't have to stay parked. The AI's glowing eyes unglued from the ceiling projection, grinning as he mock saluted Gerrard, straightening himself up just for the spoof. Aye aye sir! he giggled at the glare he got in response, twirling in the air. Oh, it was just too eaaaaaaaaaaaaasy!
Thread: At your service! (Tristeza and missedstations)

I'm made to be fucked, Kitten said simply, and sighed. Nothing remotely useful. He wondered how much more interesting it was to travel all the time. Kitten's memory wasn't particularly good, but he did like seeing new things. He did have a mind, after all, and he did like it being stimulated. He might have very high tolerance for boredom, but it certainly didn't mean he liked being bored. Most people made that mistake. Or they simply didn't care. Kitten didn't think much about those things. But if Gerrard was not interested much in his purpose, then... He didn't know how to feel about that at all. He did not know what a core chip was, but destruction was a concept that he did understand. He smiled at Zyx however, glad that the AI was happy here. Lucky, he knew that. Kitten did not even realise that Gerrard had come in until he spoke, and then he jumped to his feet awkwardly. Was he allowed on the furniture when Gerrard was there? How did Gerrard want him to behave? Their earlier interaction did not fill him with confidence. Standing there like an idiot, he watched Zyx in bafflement, wondering why someone might be actively wanting to antagonise their master. But this looked like a common sort of interactions... Even so. Kitten would not want to annoy Gerrard at all. But he would like clearer rules as to what was and what was not allowed. Hello, sir...? Oh, he'd got it wrong again! Sorry, sir! And again. Apparently the use of the word was automatic for Kitten, and he was finding it immensely difficult to use anything else.
Thread: Panda Cheese

videoyoutube Has anyone seen these? They're hilarious. Just thought it might make some people laugh.
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Just in case people actually want to see it...
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Wow that panda is creepy. It just goes to show that if that happened in America people would be having Panda jerky not cheese. LMAO
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Weird. oo
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lol I thought it was funny.
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Yeah, you're right about that. It is pretty goofy. XD
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I think the office one is my favorite.
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The fourth commercial got a chuckle out of me, at best. But overall, it's basically a reverse form of Sexual Harassment Panda where he's the harasser and those other poor saps are the victims. It's still pretty cool, though.
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i would say no to panda cheese, just to make that creepy thing appare
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I love these.
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I know, right?
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I first saw them on KnowYourMeme.
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I fucking love that!
Thread: VIrtual Love Glitches!(Dryboneszero and I)

Hehe He's going to love this gift! I know how much he loves electronics! Ein's sister, Jess, said as she wrapped a present in some gift wrap and then placed it in a present bag. Her mom stood above her as she finished, cleaning up after the sister and nodding in approval. He sure will. I can't wait to see his reaction to it. The mom said as she walked with Jess to her brother Ein's room. She knocked on the door a few times then waited for the door to be opened. When she didn't get an answer, she figured he had left to do something and just left the present in front of the door and walked away to her room. Jess figured that she'd get the Thank you from her brother later. Inside the bag and under the wrapper was the latest in AI technology. LOBU Inc. had come up with this completely revolutionary system for the public that allowed them to have the companionship of a virtual male or female, depending on the version of the software using holograms. The female in this system is ready to be customized personality wise but on the cover of the box, it showed her appearance. Nanako 7.0 or just Nanako was waiting inside to be activated by her new owner, lying dormant in wait.
Thread: VIrtual Love Glitches!(Dryboneszero and I)

The reason Ein didnt answer the door was one that his mother and sister seldom remembered. Ein loved technology that was true, to the point where he bought soundproof headphones to keep nosy little sisters from bothering him. As his game came to an end, he threw off the white headphones and opened his door. He glared around for a moment the looked down at the carpet. There he saw the little gift bag. He picked It up gingerly and tried to peer inside. He sighed thinking. Oh boy another gift from Jess. Lord knows I love her, but damn she has terrible taste in games Ein sat in his black leather chair and removed the gift-wrapping unveiling Nanako 7.0. He studied it for a moment and sigh again. Gee big brother I know you dont have a girlfriend right now but at least you can ogle this game! Ein shook his head, which wore a grimace. He looked up at his computer and then the game. What the hell. Ein slid his chair before the computer and quickly installed the game. In mere moments Nanako appeared on screen with a triumphant Konnichiwa! Ein then followed the onscreen tutorial, to create his perfect Nanako. The simulator asked him a series of questions to shape her personality. What is her favorite color? Ein looked at his hair Red What is her favorite food? Cake Is she strong? Yes How about funny? Yes Is she sweet? Very Whats her IQ? 300 the highest it would go What is her favorite thing? Ein pondered this for a moment Penis. He typed before laughing himself silly. Love. He confirmed as his simulations favorite thing. Ein sat there for a few more minutes putting the finishing touches on his Nanako. He chuckled to himself as he confirmed his selections. This was actually pretty fun. He mused as the game began to compile his girl. Ein got up from his chair and stretched. He went about his day as normal only returning home when the weather began to get nasty as a electric storm rolled in. By 11 PM the game was still working. Ein sighed. Climbing into bed. Forget it, Ill check her out tomorrow He yawned drifting off to sleep while a storm raged outside
Thread: VIrtual Love Glitches!(Dryboneszero and I)

As he booted up the game, the system made Nanako come to life almost immediately. After her triumphant greeting, Nanako appeared on his screen wearing a blue bra and blue and white stripped panties with white thigh high stockings. She would pose and make cute comments each time he would make a selection on the options to her personality. When he finsihed creating her, she would snap her fingers and a platform would appear in the middle of the screen and she would stand in front of it. Hologram being created. Please wait patiently teehee She giggled in a flirty manner then took a step backwards into the platform. A loading screen came up as she was being finished. The only bad thing about the software was that it was so in depth that it took a long time to get everything into the full form of Nanako. After she was finished, the conformation screen was left on but since Ein wasn't paying attention to it, it stayed that way. The storm outside was getting worse and worse through the night and a strong lightning bolt shot into the power system of the house and it coursed through all the wiring until it ended up in Ein's computer. It didn't fry anything but instead it powered the hologram port that came with the game to full capacity, more than the required power amount. As the hologram was being created, lightning shot through it and fried the port completely. The next morning, Ein would awaken to a surprise in his bed. Right next to him, there was a young girl with the exact same features as Nanako. In fact, it WAS Nanako. Something had happened the night before and the hologram port had created a flesh and blood version of Nanako, perfect to a T for Ein.
Thread: VIrtual Love Glitches!(Dryboneszero and I)

Ein groaned as he rolled over. He limp arm slumped over landing right across Nanako's breast. His brain slowly began to realize how lumpy his bed felt. He lifted his head and looked over and saw a human shaped form laying under the covers. Ein knitted his brow as he slowly lifted the covers. Slowly he saw her blue hair, and his eyes grew wide as he saw the sleeping beauty in his bed. HOLY SHIIIII! He cried scrambling away from the blue hair vixen before he tumbled out of his bed. Ein jumped to his feet. Bearly feeling the sting of his fall. He swallowed hard eyes wide open as he watch the sound asleep Nanako simply roll onto her side and drift back to sleep. He leaned forward and tapped her shoulder. Um, excuse me... I THINK your in my bed...
Thread: VIrtual Love Glitches!(Dryboneszero and I)

As the event of Ein discovering a partner in his bed happened, Nanako just slept through it, obviously exhausted from having just been created the night before. As he tapped on her shoulder, She whined a bit and rolled over away from him, moving his hand away and snuggling with his pillow, holding it tightly in her arms. The funny and awkward thing about this whole situation was that Nanako was not dressed in anything and was completely buck naked under the covers of his bed. Nhnn... She whimpered as she heard his voice and something in her clicked. He had touched her... Nanako immediately sat up on the bed, her long blue hair whipping back behind her as she clutched onto the covers and covered her body. What's going on? How come I'm not a hologram? She asked him then looked around the room for a hologram port but instead saw Ein. The first thing her eyes caught was the color of his hair and how it was her favorite color. Smiling brightly, she blushed a bit then crawled over towards him on the bed before dropping down onto his lap. I love your hair! The color is so cute! She exclaimed as she wrapped her arms around his head and shoved his face into her bosom, the covers having fallen off when she crawled off the bed.
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Ein's face turned beet red when Nanako planted his face in her chest. Despite what was going on, Ein remained calm and level headed. He took a deep quivering breath and reached up gently taking Nanako's hands and pulled them away from his skull. He lifted his head and stared her straight in the eye. Ein was much taller then Nanako standing at 6 foot 3. Nanako looked back into his were warm jade colored gaze. Miss, what do you think your doing? He asked calmly and softly. What are you doing in my room, and MUCH more importantly why are you pushing my head into your breast!
Thread: VIrtual Love Glitches!(Dryboneszero and I)

What do you mean, why am I in here? She asked him as she moved back and tilted her head to the side as she turned away and crawled up on the bed, giving him a full on view of her rear end before she settled down playfully on the bed. You created me, dummy! Of course I gotta be in your room. Plus, you're just so darn cute I had to hug you. She giggled then looked down at her bare naked body. Hmmm guess I didn't get any clothes on me while I was created... Oh well I'm sure you like the view hehe. Nanako smiled as she turned on her stomach and held her head up with her hands. So... What's your name? I'm Nanako but of course you know that from the system. After all, you made me to your liking. She winked at him then stuck her pink tongue out but only the tip.
Thread: VIrtual Love Glitches!(Dryboneszero and I)

The computer game? Ein repeated turning to his fried PC. But thats impossible. He murmured as he picked up the box for Nanako 7.0. The naked J-bird on his bed did look exactly like the girl on the box. Ein turned back to Nanako and he glared at her inquisitively. He smirked Nanako, you can put your tongue back in your mouth. Don't know what you expect but I am not some awkward dork from a random anime. I have seen a naked chick... Ein caught himself. Naked woman before. Your very attractive, but would you mind to put some cloths on please? He pleaded pointing to his closet. taptaptap Ein? Are you ok in there? I heard a thud. Ein's mother called. Yes mom, I'm fine, just fell out of bed. He replied. Ok well come downstairs and have get some breakfast or your gonna be late for class! Ugh I don't need this... Ein groaned. Alright Nanako, we can sort this out later, your coming to class with me! He commanded charging out of the room. But not before bundling up some old cloths from the floor for himself to wear. He shut the door behind him. Then quickly popped his head back in. And please put some cloths on!