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Thread: Unreadable signs aren't new(MexKiko

The tentacle violating her folds was starting to feel the heat, as it started to heat up itself, a slight shudder running along it's length each time to pushed back into her. Driving deep into her cervix, stopping only once it pressed against her womb entrance even before it started again. Tentacles swarmed her body, latching little suction cups at their ends to her hardened nipples, sucking at them harshly, squeezing all the while.
Thread: Unreadable signs aren't new(MexKiko

She gasped and writhed with each new sensation, panting softly as her pleasure rose. Oh fuck! She cried, arching again. Please, please I need more! Her orgasm was close she knew, and she needed it. Even from this creature... She needed it.
Thread: Unreadable signs aren't new(MexKiko

In an amazing show, the tendril driving into her soaking hole started to expand, each time it pushed in, it gained another inch of diameter. Not only that, a thick, sticky hot goo started to spray from the opened tip of the tentacle as it shuddered heavily, perhaps it was this beasts form of semen.
Thread: Ok, wtf?

I have Windows XP running as my current operating system, yay me. Well I was chatting on Yahoo IM and then it cuts me off and wouldn't respond to any further attempts to bring it back up. Then I got pissed cause something was eating up my RAM, so naturally I go to the task manager. I ended a couple processes I don't need, and then look at the current task tray. it said that I had Windows 2000 Premium running in my background. WTF?? I know it's possible to have more than one operating system, I've done that using Ubuntu and Vista, but WTF??? I don't have 2000, nor do I want that outdated obsolete piece of shit operating system. Could this be the result of a virus or something?
Thread: Ok, wtf?

Maybe your computer is so awesome that it can handle those two operating systems at once. How old is it, anyway?
Thread: Ok, wtf?

My computer is a 2004 HP Pavilion lol.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

So I was talking with my mother today about some of the things she remembers me asking her when I was little and it got me thinking about all the interesting stories I've been told about my littler self. And I was wondering something else What is one of the best stories you were told about when you were little? Or your favorite childhood memory?
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

My mom has a poem book I made from when I was in either first grade or kindergarten school where I depicted my brother as the spawn of all evil. I'm dead serious, I even drew pictures with the poem. xDD
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

Bahahaha. Priceless. Apparently when I was four, I picked up my neighbor's garden hose He was like, my best friend back then and passed away recently and I kept spraying him with the hose and he yelled for my mother. XD My mom was like, Why don't you just take it away from her? Every time he got near me, I sprayed him.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

Wow...I was so happy when I saw this topic, and I thought I would ask my mom..So I went downstairs while she was cooking and my Dad was reading the paper. I hugged my mom and asked all nicely and sweet, Ma,tell me a story about when I was little.. To which she promptly and in very Chinese mother like fashion, pulls away and smacks at me with her soup spoon saying, my real chinese name here, this not time for story! This cooking time! Can't you see I making dinner? Your father around too when you small, you ask him! He not cooking! No, you ask me! I busy! I busy everyday! Everyday my real chinese name here! When you little, I tell you I cook you if you bother me while I cooking! You remember!? Get out of kitchen!! ...Yes I do remember... sighs Maybe I can find a story after dinner...or after my dad stops laughing uu
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Bahahahahaha. XD That is hysterical, Snow. That made my night. YOU NO BOTHER ME. 8U
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

She gets so angry when she's cooking xX Maybe it's all the spices...
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I dunno. It's because you get so focused and you don't wanna mess up. I'm semi-the same way. XD
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Probably watching the Brave Little Toaster, which still horrifies me to this very day. listulistulistulistulistu
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

I was a fucked up little kid. Zero social skill, did completely bizarre things that didn't even make sense to me, deeply suicidal by the age of 7. I'll stick with adulthood, kthx.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

....My daddy has a picture book hidden somewhere that we made together before I could write, where I came up with a story about the monsters under the bed and in the closet and how my daddy is the super-awesomest super-hero because he vanquishes them every night before he goes to work.... I had NO artistic ability....
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

I don't recall any stories offhand, I'll have to ask. But I do know there's a photo of me in the family album butt naked while playing my grandmother's piano.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

Oh my. Well. My brother and I used to be like, buddy buddy when we were really young. One day, around when I was 2 and he was 3, I was walking around the backyard and came to find a 1 or so foot pipe. Totally like clueless as to what it was for, I tottled over to my brother and proceeded to beat him upside the head with it. D He like ran to the door and was like mommy! Help! Anji's crazy! xD He had to go to the hospital to get checked out, but was fine all in all. He came home and promptly punched me in the face. Gave me a bloody nose. I cried for like ever because I didn't know what I'd did wrong. My mom loves telling me this story because ever since then, he and I have like this intense sibling rivalry thing going. All my fault. XD
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

Once when I was about two or three, for no apparent reason I shoved a small rock up my nose. While that in and of itself was no big deal, the problem arose when my mom tried to get it out, which she could not. So off we went to the emergency room, the rock still firmly lodged in my tiny little nasal cavity. Well we get there and go through all the paperwork or whatever it is you have to do when you go to the emergency room. The doctor came in and according to my mother, got the pebble out with some sort of long, special tweezers or something. Needless to say, I don't remember a second of this, but thats the way it happened.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

Anj, I have a similar story. When I was about 5 years old and my sister was almost 2 years old, she exploited the fact I wasn't allowed to hit her. She would kick me, punch me, bite me till I bleed, and threw shit at me all the time. I would just sit there and cry because it hurt and I couldn't retaliate. Well, my mom got sick of me crying because my sister attacked me again. The next time she bit me, my mom picked her up and bit her hard. My sister just hung there frozen, with a OH MY GOD. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! look. My mom says that she then wailed the loudest she ever had in her life. After that, my mom told me to do to my sister what she had done to me. Talk about excited! Since then, my sister think we're on good terms, but I'm always plotting against her to ruin her. It's like the supervillian always thwarting the stupid hero.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

I did a slew of embarrassing things. My personal favorite is when I was about four and the kittens of my mom's cat, Bighead, were very ill. One had died and I had found it. Instead of screaming or crying I picked it up by the tail, found my mother up in the living room, and in a gravely voice said, It's dead.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

dramamine213 said Anj, I have a similar story. When I was about 5 years old and my sister was almost 2 years old, she exploited the fact I wasn't allowed to hit her. She would kick me, punch me, bite me till I bleed, and threw shit at me all the time. I would just sit there and cry because it hurt and I couldn't retaliate. Well, my mom got sick of me crying because my sister attacked me again. The next time she bit me, my mom picked her up and bit her hard. My sister just hung there frozen, with a OH MY GOD. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! look. My mom says that she then wailed the loudest she ever had in her life. After that, my mom told me to do to my sister what she had done to me. Talk about excited! Since then, my sister think we're on good terms, but I'm always plotting against her to ruin her. It's like the supervillian always thwarting the stupid hero. Click to expand... XD Oh the woe's of having siblings. My mom actually did that to me because I bit a lot. I still bite. Ehehe.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

My mom told me that I bit her once, and she too bit back. I never bit her again. xD
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

I got grounded for a week at age four. GO ME! And Trygon, ouch, man.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

Let's see the little Aku was delightful- she loved costumes and refused normal clothes...she ran around the house singing the ahhh ahha ahh from The Little Mermaid Its on video and knew more about where babies came from and how to make them than most college students, all by age 5. When I get home I'll see what delightful sotry my mom comes up with later...
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

I don't have any stories, but I got little weird quirks about me when I was little. When I was little, I hated birthdays. Instead of celebrating, I'd cry, because that meant they were a year older, and a year closer to dying.. My mom had to lie to me about her age for years because if she told me she was any older, I'd get upset. I hated wearing clothes, but the only thing I would settle to wear were bathing suits. Also, I loved my cowboy hat and boots, so essentially thats all I wore... a bathing suit apparently I had an entire wardrobe of them, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat. My dream career was to be a professional KIKK-er. My mom thought I said kicker , so she thought I wanted to be in karate, but there was a radio station my parents listened to called KIKK, so essentially, it meant I wanted to be a radio DJ. I was almost kidnapped by a man claiming to be Barney. He told me he was the man in the suit and if I came with him, he'd get me on the show. Thankfully I hated Barney. I was an easily scared kid. I thought evil leprechaun's lived under my brothers bed, so I'd freak out if I had to go into his room. My cousin had this moving and talking Winnie the Pooh doll, I thought it was possessed because I had never seen a moving and talking doll before. And whenever my aunt would bring it out for me to play with, I'd run out of the room screaming and crying. But I was brave enough to go hunting for crocodiles that I thought lived in the woods near my house.. I was obsessed with the Trojan Man jingle, Trojan maaaaaan! I thought my Power Rangers pager really worked, they were just ignoring me
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

when i was five my mom and dad got married, and i was the flower girl. During the bridegroom dance i walked up to them, and they picked me up and i got to share the dance with them. It was to the Judds Love can build a bridge, to this day, i cry every time i hear that song.
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

By no means is this my -favorite memory-.. but my first memory... Me and my elder sister were in our Christmas Dresses, she was six, in a green one, her blond hair all curly. Me, in my red dress, red hair everywhere and I was 4. We sat between my mother and father. And the exact thing she said was I am not in love with your father anymore. I'm leaving. At least. That's how I remember it. It was three days after Christmas I believe. That's my first memory...
Thread: Childhood Reminiscence

I got suspended from elementary school for trying to escape. Then the principal made me swear on some bibles I wouldn't do it again. You cant make this shit up.
Thread: Quick Question.

Ok, I'm sure this question has already been asked, but I can't seem to find it anywhere. But is there a image uploading site, like Photobucket, that allows me to upload images that aren't allowed on Photobucket due to nudity?
Thread: Quick Question.

!-- w --a classpostlink relnofollow href w -- lets you upload whatever you want. Though I think it's moved to a new name or something. It's posted on the site so all you have to do is click it.
Thread: ~OnnaOtaku and Naochan~

Damien and Jason smirked as they arrived home with their new pet, Erick. They turned to the boy with small smiles and their heads cocked to the side. Oh, they were going to have so much fun with this boy, they knew it. Damien stepped forward, black hair falling into bright blue eyes. mmmm....I think a shower for him would be the first thing he does, huh Jason? Dante asked the blond hair and brown eyed man. Jason nodded his head at Damien. maybe the three of us can have some shower fun, he said with a small laugh and shook his head a little bit. Let's, he said, stepping forward to grab Erik by the shoulders and lead him upstairs to the bathroom, where the three of them would bathe. It was plenty big for all of them.
Thread: ~OnnaOtaku and Naochan~

Watching as his masters circled him, examining him carefully. His eyes closed slightly as he heard them speaking and slowly nodded before opening them again. His light red, almost a shade of pink, hair hung into his eyes as his chocolate brown eyes looked towards his new masters. Slowly raising up from his spot as they tugged on him, he followed them towards the stairs and up to the washroom for the bath.
Thread: ~OnnaOtaku and Naochan~

Jason turned on the shower, making sure it was nice and warm for them. He took off his clothes and stepped in as Damien took the collar off their pet. Get undressed, Damien told the boy as he too stripped naked and got into the bath as well. They turned and waited for their pet to get in, their heads tilted to the side as they watched with small smiles. We will bath you and make sure you are nice and clean, Jason said, nodding.
Thread: ~OnnaOtaku and Naochan~

Erick did as he was told and removed what little bits of clothes he did have on before he climbed into the water and slowly moved between the two men. Lucky for him, he was used to things like this, so it wasn't too embarrassing for him.
Thread: ~OnnaOtaku and Naochan~

Close your eyes, Jason said as he lathered up some shampoo and started to wash his hair as Damien got some soap on a wash cloth and started to wash Erick's body slowly, massaging and washing at the same time. The masters couldn't help but get erections at the site of the naked boy. Jason licked his lips as he rinsed Erick's hair and reached down to start to stroke himself slowly.
Thread: ~OnnaOtaku and Naochan~

He did as he was told and waited. He opened his eyes slowly and watched as Jason's hand slowly began to move.
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Okay, so I'm two minutes late. o But it's Halloween! Huzzah! throws confetti... and blood. So, I propose a Post Your Costume thing in here. What say you, Blue Mooners? -L
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

You mean put up pictures of in costume? Or what we are gonna be? XD
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

...I.. uh.. I suppose either or.. Though the winking face is a trifle unnerving..
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Oh, err, I'm sorry. It's a habit. But I am going as a PirateGypsy. It depends really if I wear a skirt or pants tomorrowtoday. Since we get to dress up at work. So I should be able to post pictures up later since my mother is dragging me home to take pictures of it.
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Haha, I know so many people going as pirates this year! Myself and my boyfriend included. It's not a bad thing. The world needs more pirates. With big feathery hats and sashes and such. I'll start it off, I suppose. D This was at a Halloween party last week. It hasn't changed since then. In case any of the readers out there don't know what I look like, I'm the Barbossa one. ..The one nearer to the fridge. And that's my gentleman as Jaaaack.
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Great costume! When I have mine completely finished, I will make sure to post mine. Happy Halloween!
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Very sexy costume! Happy Halloween everyone
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Very nice Laud. I don't think I've seen a more authentic outfit of Barbosa and Jack. Aside from the movie of course. .
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

I'm going to be.. I guess a gypsy goth type.. thing. It's using clothing I already had, put together at the last minute because I was invited to a costume party tomorrow. xDD I'll probably post some pictures when I get the chance! 3
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Kingschoolyou said Very nice Laud. I don't think I've seen a more authentic outfit of Barbosa and Jack. Aside from the movie of course. . Click to expand... Heh, we're both into theatre and cosplay. That's probably why. Haha -L
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

I don't have a costume to share but I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Halloween. Enjoy yourselves this evening, and for those of you that have been blessed with children take pictures, pick out all the good candy for yourself, and above all be safe. Laudanum, those costumes are amazing. Be golden.
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

I would like to thank you all for celebrating the day of my birth. you may continue.
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Here again is my Hunter costume from Left 4 Dead
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Happy holloween all, and happy 21st DJ
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

MyApocalypsePony said Happy holloween all, and happy 21st DJ Click to expand... I Loooooooooooooooove that corset! And happy birfday DJ!
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Laud, i have those same cupboard cabinets in my kitchen.
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Not a costume but its what I wore today, and I loves it. Simple and not very well chosen for a cold MI night... Tim Curry has some sexy legs.
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

MsMuffintops said Not a costume but its what I wore today, and I loves it. Simple and not very well chosen for a cold MI night... Tim Curry has some sexy legs. Click to expand... Great shirt...and if it's gotten chilly, just throw an extra blankie or comforter on the bed... Hope everyone had a Happy Halloween Merry Samhain, depending on religion! No costumes here...walked my son around the neighborhood trick-or-treating and visited a Haunted House one of the neighbors set up. It was frightful and goosebumpy. g
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

My friends and I for a parade. Guess which one is me and you get a cookie!
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

-goes into psychic mode and wants a cookie- I'm guessing your the hot chick inbetween red riding hood and r2d2 from star wars also you look similar to your siggy
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Blind Mag 3
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Eventually today I'll post my Harley Quinn picture. Until then! Laudy his man yum. 3 you two look fantastic. And the others, really great costumes!
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

Well, I have to firstly say I am amused! And smiling over the fact that this thread was started by my boyfriend, and that the title of it was my AIM status for Halloween! 3 He also selected one of the best pictures of the two of us together in costume, so I'll just reiterate it. Again, I am on the Left as Captain Jack Sparrow and Laudanum is on the Right as Captain Hector Barbossa. Jack Y'ever get the feelin' yer bein' watched mate? Hector Shift yer cargo dearie, show me yer larboard side! 2 fun facts. 1 Laudanum is drinking a Mango flavored fizzy drink 3. 2 My missing hand is searching for booty! It's actually around his waist, but that's not piratey enough! As well, we are wearing fantastic piratey boots... but you can't see them! Happy Halloween Bitches... or at this point... Da de los Muertos
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

lol Welcome Addict! Tis nice to see Laud's other half.
Thread: Happy Halloween, bitches!

LaudanumAddict said Well, I have to firstly say I am amused! And smiling over the fact that this thread was started by my boyfriend Click to expand... Ho'snap. Laud got you to join BlueMoon? xD Welcome, welcome! I need to get off my lazy rear and drive over there and meet my brother's man.listulistulistu
Thread: Le Disco

Colin made his way slowly through the darkened back areas of the rave as he stalked for a victim. His cold blue eyes ran across numerous bodies while he walked his pale flawless skin blending in with the rest of the rave crowd's beautiful people. He however wasn't wearing make up and didn't bear any of the tell tale signs of acne under a heavy coating to pale his skin and hide it. His deep black coat and shirt weren't as flashy as many of the others, but his white hair, slightly pronounced canines and piercing gaze did occasionally draw attention. His steel capped and shanked boots clacked occasionally along the floor while he walked, most normal people with a wiry frame like his might be slowed by them but he was just fine in them. Stopping he looked at a group of new arrivals through the slight fog and flashing lights. His eyes ran over them the low light in the warehouse not hampering them even in the slightest. Come on..come on. He hoped slowly fully intent on taking someone away from the area to never be seen again.
Thread: Dragon's Curse ((kolathxDevious Slave))

Asfalof, King of Tara??sa growled deeply. His large clawed hands rested on either side of the young girl below him, his long thick cock thrusting roughly in and out of her, until a few moments ago, virgin pussy. He pounded hard in and out of her hearing her moan and pant in pleasure. Asfolof had never been one to force himself on women until the day that his sister cursed him. She had cursed him with a terrible spell that changed him into a fire dragon and if it had not been for some quick thinking by his personal mages he would have destroyed his entire army. The spell they cast on Asfolof would only stay strong for so long and then he needed to take a virgin sexually, the only way that the spell would be permanent would be for him to take the spell caster??s virginity and make her his mate. well that was just what he meant to do. Even now his army was camped out side the walls of his sister??s capital the rest of the country already conquered. He and this poor virgin farm girl that his men had found were currently in his command tent. He had been ready to wait till he had his sister to rape but when this girl was found he knew that he needed to not take any chances. Despite the fact that he was raping her and that she was a virgin she had the makings of a first class slut. Just thinking about a dragon taking her had made her soaked and now she was begging for more of his cock. He might just have to keep this one for fun unlike he normally just sent the girls away. Pounding hard into her just a few more times she suddenly stiffened and cried out in pleasure her already tight pussy clamping down hard around his cock milking him roughly. He didn??t hold back pushing deep into her womb and cumming hard filling her up till his cum spilled down her inner thighs. Asfolof came out of the tent where the completely exhausted girl lay asleep a smile on her face. ??General we are ready sound the attack.? And the battle was joined.