static
Unchanging; that cannot or does not change.
Making no progress; stalled, without movement or advancement.
Immobile; fixed in place; having no motion.
Computed, created, or allocated before the program starts running, as opposed to at runtime.
Defined for the class itself, as opposed to instances of it; thus shared between all instances and accessible even without an instance.

statick
Obsolete form of static.

steadyhanded
Alternative form of steady-handed.

sterile
Unable to reproduce (or procreate).
Terse; lacking sentiment or emotional stimulation, as in a manner of speaking.
Fruitless, uninspiring, or unproductive.
Germless; free from all living or viable microorganisms.
Permanently uninhabitable (as in a planet like Earth) to all life, including even microbes.
Free from dangerous objects, as a zone in an airport that can be only be entered via a security checkpoint.
Of weapons: foreign-made and untraceable to the United States.

stroft
Both strong and soft.

subdood
Alternative spelling of subdued.

subdued
Conquered; overpowered; crushed; submissive.
Not glaring in color; soft and light in tone.
Reduced in intensity or strength; toned down.

submarginal
Less than, or worse than, marginal. Not meeting even the minimum standard of quality.
Below a margin.

subpolished
Having a somewhat or imperfectly polished appearance.

subuniform
Approximately uniform; not quite even.

superhabitable
Even better suited than Earth for the emergence and evolution of life.

superharmonic
A wave whose frequency is an integer multiple of that of another; an overtone

supersleek
Very sleek.

supersmooth
Very smooth.
Of or relating to a distribution that has derivatives of all orders.

supersoft
Very soft.
Describing astronomical X-rays of very low energy.
Softer than soft, harder than ultrasoft and therefore harder than hypersoft.

supersofts
plural of supersoft

suppler
comparative form of supple: more supple

supplest
superlative form of supple: most supple

surehanded
Alternative form of sure-handed.

surgeless
Free from surges; smooth; calm.
Free from electrical surges.

susurrant
Murmured, soft.

swish
sophisticated; fashionable; smooth.
Attractive, stylish
Effeminate.

swisher
comparative form of swish: more swish

swishest
superlative form of swish: most swish

tantamount
Equivalent in meaning or effect; amounting to the same thing in practical terms, even if being technically distinct.

teneral
In the pale, soft-bodied state that follows moulting, before the hardening and darkening of the cuticle, during which the creature is able to expand.

tenerals
plural of teneral

terete
Having a smooth circular cross-section; cylindrical, commonly more or less tapering.

tetramagic
Of a magic cube: remaining magic even if all its numbers are replaced by their kth power for 1 ≤ k ≤ 4.

thoan
Alternative form of thone ("damp, moist").

thone
damp; moist; wet; soft from dampness.

trailable
Of a system of points: arranged so that the train may run through them in a trailing direction, even if it is not set for that route.

trimagic
Of a magic cube: remaining magic even if all its numbers are replaced by their kth power for 1 ≤ k ≤ 3.

ultraglossy
Extremely glossy.

ultrasmooth
Very smooth

ultrasoft
Extremely soft; of utmost softness.
Softer than supersoft, and harder than hypersoft.

ultrasofts
plural of ultrasoft

unchill
To warm or thaw; to remove the chill from.

unctuous
Having the nature or properties of an unguent or ointment; greasy, oily.
Having fat or oil present; fatty, greasy, oily.
Of an aroma or taste, or a beverage (such as coffee or wine) or food (such as gravy, meat, or sauce): having layers of concentrated, velvety flavour; lush, rich.
Of soil: soft and sticky.
Of a person:
Of a person:

undecidable
Incapable of being algorithmically decided in finite time. For example, a set of strings is undecidable if it is impossible to program a computer (even one with infinite memory) to determine whether or not specified strings are included.
(of a WFF) logically independent from the axioms of a given theory; i.e., that it can never be either proved or disproved (i.e., have its negation proved) on the basis of the axioms of the given theory. (Note: this latter definition is independent of any time bounds or computability issues, i.e., more Platonic.)

unglossy
Not glossy.

unhard
Not hard; soft.

unhardened
Not hardened; still soft.

unpolished
Not polished; not brought to a polish.
Deprived of polish.
Not refined in manners or style

unprovenienced
Not having provenience: not having complete and fully ascertained information about origin, not even knowledge of the site in which an artifact was first found by archaeology (let alone any other aspect of its history).

unrifled
Having a bore with a smooth interior, i.e. one that has not been rifled.

unslick
Not slick; not polished or fancy.

untender
Not soft; harsh.
Lacking sympathy, heartless, not empathetic.

untumbled
Not having been tumbled (smoothed or polished).

uvular
Of or relating to the uvula.
Of a sound, articulated with the uvula (the fleshy appendage that hangs from the back of the soft palate).

uvulars
plural of uvular

vasotonic
Affecting the tone of vessels (almost always with reference to blood vessels); that is, affecting the muscle tone of the smooth muscle in the walls of blood vessels, thus influencing blood flow within the lumen.

vasotonics
plural of vasotonic

velar
Articulated at the velum or soft palate.
Referring to a veil or velum.

velars
plural of velar

vellet
Obsolete form of velvet.

velodorsal
Formed when the soft palate lowers to touch the back of the tongue, due to developmental problems in the anatomy of the mouth, as opposed to velar (or more precisely dorso-velar), where the back of the tongue rises to touch the soft palate.

velopalatal
Relating to the soft palate

velutinous
Having a layer of soft short hairs, like velvet.

velvet
A closely woven fabric (originally of silk, now also of cotton or man-made fibres) with a thick short pile on one side.
Very fine fur, including the skin and fur on a deer's antlers.
A female chinchilla; a sow.
The drug dextromethorphan.
Money acquired by gambling.

velvetbean
Alternative form of velvet bean.

velvetbeans
plural of velvetbean

velvetty
Alternative form of velvety.

velvetworm
Alternative form of velvet worm.

velvetworms
plural of velvetworm

velvety
Like velvet; soft, smooth, soothing.

vernicose
Having a brilliantly polished surface, like some leaves.

villose
Alternative spelling of villous.

villous
Hairy, covered with soft long hair.
Covered with villi.

wastey
too fat, as opposed to meaty
soft as a result of getting overripe
getting drunk close to being wasted

waxen
Grown.

weakier
comparative form of weaky: more weaky

weakiest
superlative form of weaky: most weaky

weaky
moist; damp; clammy
juicy; mellow
watery
pliant; soft

wellrested
Rare spelling of well-rested.

welvett
Obsolete form of velvet.

welvetts
plural of welvett

zate
Synonym of soft.

zoomier
comparative form of zoomy: more zoomy

zoomiest
superlative form of zoomy: most zoomy

zoomy
That goes zoom!
sleek, speedy, streamlined
Stylish, as a zoomy car, or as someone who looks like they would drive a zoomy car
Obviously characteristic of a zoom lens
Evocative of Generation Z, or zoomers.

A
The first letter of the English alphabet, called a and written in the Latin script.

B
The second letter of the English alphabet, called bee and written in the Latin script.

C
The third letter of the English alphabet, called cee and written in the Latin script.

D
The fourth letter of the English alphabet, called dee and written in the Latin script.

E
The fifth letter of the English alphabet, called e and written in the Latin script.

F
The sixth letter of the English alphabet, called ef and written in the Latin script.

G
The seventh letter of the English alphabet, called gee and written in the Latin script.