TITLE: Congratulating Dustin Crane and Alyssa Wilcox on their wedding.

SUMMARY: Congratulating Dustin Crane and Alyssa Wilcox on their wedding.

FULL TEXT:
WHEREAS, Dustin Crane, party of the first part, successful professional, scuba diver, wine drinker, and dog lover, has existed in this world as a single individual, without a lifelong companion with whom to share his heart, his life, and his soul; and WHEREAS, Alyssa Wilcox, party of the second part, artist with an amazing voice, board game expert, escape room champion, and avid tea drinker, has also been without such a lifelong companion to share her many adventures, her love, and her life; and WHEREAS, Through the coordination of mutual friends, the party of the first part was introduced to the party of the second part in a very informal manner; and WHEREAS, The two parties determined that they had an interest in pursuing a possible romantic relationship that could lead to hand-holding, long walks on the beach, and joint ownership of a dog; and WHEREAS, Lisa and Jim Wilcox, parents of the party of the second part, found that the party of the first part was acceptable as an individual dating their daughter and allowed the party of the first part to survive going to the gun range with the father of the party of the second part; and WHEREAS, Birdy and William Crane, parents of the party of the first part, had been hoping that the party of the first part would find an amazing person like the party of the second part for many years, and they have opened their home and hearts to the party of the second part; and WHEREAS, After many moons of successful development of a romantic relationship, the party of the first part, with the help of innumerable parties of the third, fourth, and fifth parts, asked for the hand of the party of the second part in holy matrimony; and WHEREAS, After a very short period of consideration to be measured in picoseconds, the party of the second part accepted the proposal of the party of the first part; and WHEREAS, The parties of the first and second part, as well as all of the parties of the third, fourth, and so on parts, came together for the marriage of the parties of the first and second parts on July 1, 2017, in a grand celebration in Kentucky; now, therefore, be it RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 85th Texas Legislature, 1st Called Session, hereby congratulate Dustin Crane and Alyssa Wilcox on their wedding and extend to them sincere best wishes for a life filled with wonder, mystery, support, and love; and, be it further RESOLVED, That an official copy of this resolution be prepared for the couple as an expression of high regard by the Texas House of Representatives. Morrison Straus Goldman Oliverson Allen Gonzales of Williamson Ortega Alonzo Gonz lez of El Paso Paddie Alvarado Gooden Parker Anchia Guerra Paul Anderson of Dallas Guillen Perez Anderson of McLennan Gutierrez Phelan Ar valo Hefner Phillips Ashby Hernandez Pickett Bailes Herrero Price Bell Hinojosa Raney Bernal Holland Raymond Biedermann Howard Reynolds Blanco Huberty Rinaldi Bohac Hunter Roberts Bonnen of Brazoria Isaac Rodriguez of Bexar Bonnen of Galveston Israel Rodriguez of Travis Burkett Johnson of Dallas Romero, Jr. Burns Johnson of Harris Rose Burrows Kacal Sanford Button Keough Schaefer Cain King of Hemphill Schofield Canales King of Parker Schubert Capriglione King of Uvalde Shaheen Clardy Klick Sheffield Coleman Koop Shine Collier Krause Simmons Cook Kuempel Smithee Cortez Lambert Springer Cosper Landgraf Stephenson Craddick Lang Stickland Cyrier Larson Stucky Dale Laubenberg Swanson Darby Leach Thierry Davis of Dallas Longoria Thompson of Brazoria Davis of Harris Lozano Thompson of Harris Dean Lucio III Tinderholt Deshotel Martinez Turner Dukes Metcalf Uresti Dutton Meyer VanDeaver Elkins Miller Villalba Faircloth Minjarez Vo Fallon Moody Walle Farrar Morrison White Flynn Mu oz, Jr. Wilson Frank Murphy Workman Frullo Murr Wray Geren Neave Wu Gervin-Hawkins Nev rez Zedler Giddings Oliveira Zerwas Speaker of the House I certify that H.R. No. 383 was adopted by the House on August 14, 2017, by a non-record vote. Chief Clerk of the House