EGYPTIAN WALKING SIMULATOR
by Jason Dyer (2015)
Genres: Surreal

Using Greg Hassett's 1978 game King Tut's Tomb as a base, an art experiment of sort is laid upon the same locations and items.

action: %
response: a randomly generated modification of the 1978 game King Tut's Tomb by Jason Dyer via Greg Hassett

The word "meaningful" when used today is nearly always meaningless. (Paul Johnson)

You can see a food, a torch and some matches here.
action: You examine the self
response: As good-looking as ever.
action: You examine the food
response: Try a charbroiled, 100 percent Black Angus beef burger sandwiched between Lays potato chips and a split hot dog.
action: You examine the matches
response: Standing 22 metres high, these huge "matches" protrude in higgledy-piggledy fashion from a matchbook cover.
action: You get all
response: food: dreaded hail of
fierce lions
drip from the sky.
torch: dreaded spice
of the
offering kicker.
matches: gratitude of
those dead
for 921 years.
action: Describe the surroundings
response: The word "meaningful" when used today is nearly always meaningless. (Paul Johnson)

You can see a food, a torch and some matches here.
action: You get the food
response: drip from the sky.
action: Light torch
response: offering kicker.
action: You go to the east
response: The world is not yet exhaused; let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before. (Samuel Johnson)

You can see an opal drinking cup here.
action: You get the cup
response: page can hold.
action: Go south
response: whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. (P. G.
Wodehouse)
action: South
response: When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. (Mark Twain)
action: You go south
response: All things are difficult before they are easy. (Dr. Thomas Fuller)

You can see a Steve Martin poster here.
action: You take the poster
response: severed shred.
action: You tell the poster about yourself
response: You can only do that to something animate.
action: Go south
response: deserves to be called a scholar. (Donald Foster)

You can see a gold chalice here.
action: You examine the chalice
response: The node in the center has a grape design relief and comes with a simple cross on the base of the chalice. Due note these items are a product of being refinished by our refinishing department and may have been used in the past but are none the less restored to almost brand new condition. Order now while supplies last!
action: You take the chalice
response: on wine sales.
action: Go east
response: A well-informed mind is the best security against the contagion of folly and of vice. The vacant mind is ever on the watch for relief,
and ready to plunge into error, to escape from the languor of
idleness. (Ann Radcliffe)

You can see a golden key here.
action: You take the key
response: for unlocking arcane doors.
action: You go north
response: Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own. (Sidney J. Harris)
action: You go north
response: Silence is a text easy to misread. (A. A. Attanasio)
action: You go west
response: To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. (Anatole France)
action: You go to the north
response: but in having new eyes. (Marcel Proust)

You can see a platinum spear here.
action: You look at the spear
response: The Andre PLATINUM 145 speargun is a great step-up speargun for spearfishing around rock reef, coral areas and out towards the blue water. Its longer stock, 58.5 inches, gives you a greater reach and higher accuracy. The PLATINUM 145 speargun has 3 power bands, making
it more powerful to spear bigger and faster fish. The PLATINUM 145 speargun also features handle placement mid-way on the stock.
action: You get the spear
response: than the entrance.
action: Go east
response: You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. (Jack London)

You can see a ruby earring here.
action: You examine Earring
response: The only person Belqees saw was one of her bodyguards, Benzivov, who was wearing an enormous ruby earring. Benzivov tried to kill her, but Solomon had him arrested. Solomon gave Belqees the Ruby Earring, and
it found its way to the temple. The Earring could be found in the Room of the Secret Password.
action: You get Earring
response: yellow cream.
action: Go east
response: Choosing to live in narrow spaces leads to form of mental agoraphobia and that brings its own terrors. I think the willfully unimaginative see more monsters, they are often more afraid. What is more, those who choose not to empathize enable real monsters. For without ever committing an act of outright evil ourselves, we collude through our own apathy. (J. K. Rowling)

You can see a jade statuette here.
action: You examine the statuette
response: The first two were empty. but the third contained a jade statuette of
a dragon. As soon as the statuette was revealed, the characters were stunned by its presence. The world around them went black as their minds were filled with a rush of visions and knowledge.
action: You get the statuette
response: silent, brooding.
action: You go south
response: You never lose a dream. It just incubates as a hobby. (Larry Page)

You can see a necklace here.
action: You look at necklace
response: It is made from high quality brushed stainless steel and features ball chain threaded through three moveable gears set within a heart-shaped pendant. Sliding the pendant along the chain or gently pulling on either side of the heart's strings will put the gears in motion.
action: You get the necklace
response: aquatic paint.