You are a Chef!
by Dan Shiovitz (2000)
Genres: Humor


action: %
response: HELLO CHEF!!!!!1 You must make FOOD!
You have a list! First to food wins!

You are a Chef!

Hello Cook!!! You are outside a SHOP. You can go north-east or
east. The SHOP is here. An exit leads south. Also there is a POT here.
action: You examine the shop
response: The SHOP is known as 'End of Days'. It is however entitled 'A Freak Accident leaves Seattle Pantsless' due to a strange experience in aught-six.
action: You look at the list
response: Hello Chef!! You must find items to put in the pot! This will enable the food to be properly made: attention!

The food requires the following ingredients: potato, monkey, octopus, cabbage, paperclips, tomato. Later the MYSTERY INGREDIENT will be delivered!
action: Go northeast
response: Hello Cook!!! This is the corner. There is a 23rd here. Also a Lincoln. You can go south-west.
action: You look at the 23rd
response: I don't know how to inspect the number 23.Yogurt falls from the sky!
action: You take the yogurt
response: Chef, you cannot take the YOGURT without the PEPPER!!
Salmon falls from the sky!
action: You take the yogurt
response: Chef, you cannot take the YOGURT without the PEPPER!!
You hear tinkle-tinkle from southwest!

Corn falls from the sky!

You hear wumpf from southwest!

You hear whap from southwest!
action: You take the corn
response: Taken. Potato falls from the sky!

Magnet falls from the sky!

You hear fwish from southwest!
action: You take the potato
response: Taken. You hear clink from southwest!

Loaf of bread falls from the sky!
action: You get the potato
response: You hear ook from southwest!

Taken. You hear thud from southwest!
action: You take the magnet
response: Taken. You hear thunk from southwest!
action: You look around
response: Hello Cook!!! This is the corner. There is a 23rd here. Also a Lincoln. You can go south-west.
You see a yogurt, a salmon, and a loaf of bread here.
Bruised tomato falls from the sky!
action: You take the tomato
response: Taken. You hear plop from southwest!

You hear cackle from southwest!
action: You take the bread
response: Taken. Tongs falls from the sky!

Giant octopus falls from the sky!
action: You take OCTOPUS
response: Chef, you cannot take the GIANT OCTOPUS without the TONGS!!
action: You take the salmon
response: Chef, you cannot take the SALMON without the FORK!!
action: You take the tongs
response: Taken.
action: You take all
response: yogurt: Chef, you cannot take the YOGURT without the PEPPER!!
salmon: Chef, you cannot take the SALMON without the FORK!!
giant octopus: Taken.
action: Inventory
response: You have a list, a corn, a potato, a magnet, a bruised tomato, a loaf of bread, a tongs, and a giant octopus.
action: You look at the corn
response: It looks like an ordinary corn to me.
action: You go southwest
response: You see a paperclips, a lost sock, a pepper, a monkey, a an apple,
a banana, and the Blair Witch here.
action: You examine Witch
response: It looks like an ordinary the blair witch to me.
action: You get the monkey
response: Chef, you cannot take the MONKEY without the BANANA!!
action: You take MONKEY
response: paperclips: Taken.
lost sock: Taken.
pepper: Taken.
monkey: Chef, you cannot take the MONKEY without the BANANA!!
an apple: Taken.
banana: Taken.
the blair witch: Chef, you cannot take the THE BLAIR WITCH without the MONKEY!!

Taken.
action: You take MONKEY
response: Taken.
action: You look at what you're carrying with you
response: You have a list, a corn, a potato, a magnet, a bruised tomato, a loaf of bread, a tongs, a giant octopus, a paperclips, a lost sock, a pepper, a an apple, a banana, a monkey, and the Blair Witch.
action: Go south
response: Hello Cook!!! There is a LOT of PARKING here because this is a PARKING LOT. Ha ha! A joke! You are permitted by the cars to go only northwards.
You see a chocolate, a fork, and a cabbage here.
action: You take all
response: chocolate: Taken.
fork: Taken.
action: You look
response: Hello Cook!!! You are outside a SHOP. You can go north-east or
east. The SHOP is here. An exit leads south. Also there is a POT here.
action: You look at the pot
response: This is the pot!! In which to put your items! There's nothing in the SOUP pot.
action: You put the potato in the pot
response: Good work Chef!!! But you must find more!! Ingrredients!!!
action: You put all in the pot
response: potato: The potato is already in the SOUP pot!
monkey: The monkey is already in the SOUP pot!
cabbage: The cabbage is already in the SOUP pot!
list: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
corn: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
magnet: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
bruised tomato: Good work Chef!!! But you must find more!! Ingrredients!!!
loaf of bread: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
tongs: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
giant octopus: Good work Chef!!! But you must find more!! Ingrredients!!!
paperclips: Good work Chef!!! But you must find more!! Ingrredients!!!
lost sock: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
pepper: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
an apple: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
banana: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
the blair witch: You have no desire to put that in the pot!! chocolate: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
fork: You have no desire to put that in the pot!!
A funny clown runs out of the room!A funny clown runs into the room!
action: You examine the pot
response: This is the pot!! In which to put your items! In the SOUP pot you see a potato, a monkey, a cabbage, a bruised tomato, a giant octopus, and a paperclips.
action: You look around
response: Hello Cook!!! You are outside a SHOP. You can go north-east or
east. The SHOP is here. An exit leads south. Also there is a POT here.
The SOUP pot seems to contain a potato, a monkey, a cabbage, a
bruised tomato, a giant octopus, and a paperclips.
action: You look at the list
response: Hello Chef!! You must find items to put in the pot! This will enable the food to be properly made: attention!

The food requires the following ingredients: potato, monkey, octopus, cabbage, paperclips, tomato. Later the MYSTERY INGREDIENT will be delivered!
action: Go northeast
response: You see a yogurt and a salmon here.
action: You get all
response: yogurt: Taken.
salmon: Taken.
action: You go to the southwest
response: The SOUP pot seems to contain a potato, a monkey, a cabbage, a
bruised tomato, a giant octopus, and a paperclips.
A funny clown is here.
A funny clown runs into the room!
action: Wait
response: Time passes...
action: You wait for a while
response: Time passes...
A funny clown runs out of the room!Iron safe falls from the sky!
It lands on top of clown and breaks open!
action: You look at your surroundings
response: Hello Cook!!! You are outside a SHOP. You can go north-east or
east. The SHOP is here. An exit leads south. Also there is a POT here.
The SOUP pot seems to contain a potato, a monkey, a cabbage, a
bruised tomato, a giant octopus, and a paperclips. The iron safe seems to contain a MYSTERY INGREDIENT.
action: You look at safe
response: In the iron safe you see a MYSTERY INGREDIENT.
action: You look at it
response: I cannot tell you! It is a mystery!!
action: You put it in the pot
response: You have completed the soup!! You retired with the FOOD in triumph!! Congratulations Chef!!!