Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it
by Justin de Vesine (2011)

In this tiny minimalistic work that satisfies the premise of the speed-if in which it was entered, you play as someone in a walled quadrangle surrounded by all items in the premise. An exit leads east.

action: %
response: Cracked stone pathways meander around an unwalled maze of overgrown gardens. A crumbling wall encloses the quad, with an archway leading out to the east.

You can see a top hat, a dragonfly*, a small crystal ball, two optical prisms, a water pistol, a magnifying glass, a bowtie, a jar of silica, a polished piece of labradorite, a bow and arrow, an archer's arm guard, and a bismuth crystal here.

* missing
action: You examine the dragonfly
response: You ordered a dragonfly, and this would be it, were it not missing. Instead, it's an empty box.
action: You examine the hat
response: Jaunty.
action: You wear the hat
response: (first taking the top hat)
You put on the top hat.
action: Inventory
response: You are carrying:
a top hat (being worn)
action: You examine the bowtie
response: A fantastic polka-dot bowtie.
action: You wear the bowtie
response: (first taking the bowtie)
You put on the bowtie.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You look around
response: (The empty box that doesn't contain a dragonfly)
Taken.

You are jaunty and stylish.

>Walled quadrangle
Cracked stone pathways meander around an unwalled maze of overgrown gardens. A crumbling wall encloses the quad, with an archway leading out to the east.

You can see a small crystal ball, two optical prisms, a water pistol, a magnifying glass, a jar of silica, a polished piece of labradorite, a bow and arrow, an archer's arm guard, and a bismuth crystal here.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You look in the ball
response: You find nothing of interest.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You examine the crystal ball
response: Escher might have contemplated one of these.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You wear guard
response: (first taking the archer's arm guard)
You can't wear that.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: Drink silica
response: You can't consume the jar of silica, or that's not the way to do so.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You examine the crystal
response: Which do you mean, the 1) small crystal ball or the 2) bismuth crystal?
action: 1
response: (the small crystal ball)
Escher might have contemplated one of these.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You examine the bismuth crystal
response: A heavy lump of strangely lustrous crystal. Its stairstep pattern makes the iridescent colors even more striking.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You look at the labradorite
response: Labradorite ((Ca,Na)(Al,Si)4O8), a feldspar mineral, is an intermediate to calcic member of the plagioclase series. It is usually defined as having "%An" (anorthite) between 50 and 70. The specific gravity ranges from 2.68 to 2.72. The streak is white, like most silicates. The refractive index ranges from 1.559 to 1.573. Twinning is common. As with all plagioclase members the crystal system is triclinic and three directions of cleavage are present two of which form nearly right angle prisms. It occurs as clear, white to gray, blocky to lath shaped grains in common mafic igneous rocks such as basalt and gabbro, as well as in anorthosites.

Well, at least that's what Wikipedia says. This particular piece is nearly clear.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: Rub labradorite
response: Rubbing the polished piece of labradorite would have no effect in these circumstances.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You go east
response: Stone walls and wood floor, dusty from long disuse. The ancient dust is pristine and untouched. An overgrown garden is visible through an archway to the west, and a hallway leads north.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You examine the dust
response: Decades or perhaps centuries of dust.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: Go west
response: Cracked stone pathways meander around an unwalled maze of overgrown gardens. A crumbling wall encloses the quad, with an archway leading out to the east.

You can see a small crystal ball, two optical prisms, a water pistol, a magnifying glass, a jar of silica, a polished piece of labradorite, a bow and arrow, and a bismuth crystal here.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You get all
response: small crystal ball: Taken.
small optical prism: Taken.
large optical prism: Taken.
water pistol: Taken.
magnifying glass: Taken.
jar of silica: Taken.
polished piece of labradorite: Taken.
bow and arrow: Taken.
bismuth crystal: Taken.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You go to the east
response: Stone walls and wood floor, dusty from long disuse. Footprints have been left in the ancient dust. An overgrown garden is visible through an archway to the west, and a hallway leads north.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: Go north
response: Well. Yeah. The asterisk and the title, that's all there really are here. (And a little bit of work on the dragonfly*, of course.)
If you want to go be amused by the asterisk some more, go south; to "win", go north.

You are jaunty and stylish.

* missing
action: You check what you're carrying
response: You are carrying:
a bismuth crystal
a bow and arrow
a polished piece of labradorite
a jar of silica
a magnifying glass
a water pistol
two optical prisms
a small crystal ball
an archer's arm guard
a dragonfly*
a bowtie (being worn)
a top hat (being worn)

You are jaunty and stylish.

* missing
action: You examine the prism
response: Which do you mean, the 1) large optical prism or the 2) small optical prism?
action: 1
response: (the large optical prism)
A great prism of little clarity.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You look at the small prism
response: A little prism of great clarity.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You look at the pistol
response: Bone dry.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You look at jar
response: The label says "do not eat".

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You eat the silica
response: Ew. Dessicated stomach doesn't sound fun.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You put the silica in the pistol
response: That can't contain things.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You examine the crystal
response: Which do you mean, the 1) bismuth crystal or the 2) small crystal ball?
action: 1
response: (the bismuth crystal)
A heavy lump of strangely lustrous crystal. Its stairstep pattern makes the iridescent colors even more striking.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You go north
response: You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You buy the box
response: You tried to. You really did. But this empty box showed up.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: 1
response: (the bismuth crystal in a dragonfly*)
You put the bismuth crystal into a box (which does not contain a dragonfly).

You are jaunty and stylish.

* missing
action: You buy the box
response: You tried to. You really did. But an empty box showed up, and putting other things in it just isn't the same.

You are jaunty and stylish.
action: You look at the glass
response: What is the highest level of education Sherlock Holmes reached? Elementary, my dear Watson!

You are jaunty and stylish.