Hypnotist of Ladies
by David Cornelson (2012)
Genres: Apollo 18 Tribute Album

In this small one-note game, you play as the Hypnotist of Ladies. Your plan is to hypnotize all the ladies.

action: %
response: Outside the bar where you hang out. It's a busy north-south street with a lot of people that you don't care about. Your second favorite place is the taco stand to the east, across the street. Right now you have only one thought. "The ladies."
action: Go east
response: You're in the middle of the road. Without even looking, the "lady" drivers all slow down and wait expectantly for your next move. The non-lady drivers throw up their hands in confusion.
action: You go to the east
response: In front of the taco stand where you hang out. You know the menu by heart. There are ladies here.
action: Kiss ladies
response: Keep your mind on the game.
action: You talk to the ladies
response: The ladies beam in heartfelt appreciation and eagerly await your next move....which is to hypnotise them.
action: You take the ladies
response: That's hardly portable.
action: You go west
response: The Ladies has better things to do.
action: You buy the taco
response: Nothing is on sale.
action: Look around
response: In front of the taco stand where you hang out. You know the menu by heart. There are ladies here.
action: Go west
response: Outside the bar where you hang out. It's a busy north-south street with a lot of people that you don't care about. Your second favorite place is the taco stand to the east, across the street.
action: Go west
response: This is the front bar of your favorite watering hole. There's a disco to the right, a pool hall to the left, and a banquet room with tables in the back where people hang out. There are ladies here.
action: You look at Ladies
response: The ladies await your next move.
action: You talk to Ladies
response: The ladies beam in heartfelt appreciation and eagerly await your next move....which is to hypnotise them.
action: Go north
response: The disco has a scattering of groups of people dressed like reality stars. There are ladies here. The banquet room can be seen to the west.
action: You look at Ladies
response: The ladies see you and touch their hair.
action: Go south
response: A stronger impulse makes you think of your bar....and the ladies.
action: Go west
response: This is the front bar of your favorite watering hole. There's a disco to the right, a pool hall to the left, and a banquet room with tables in the back where people hang out. There are ladies here.
action: You go south
response: The pool hall is filled with men. There are no ladies here. An open entrance to the banquet room is to the west.
action: You examine the men
response: The men glare at you and your hypnotist ways. You smile non-threateningly, but with secret disdain for their inability to hypnotise the ladies.
action: You go to the west
response: The banquet room is a large room for paid gatherings. Tonight it's just a hang out. There are ladies here.
action: Sing
response: Your singing is abominable.
action: Go north
response: The disco has a scattering of groups of people dressed like reality stars. There are ladies here. The banquet room can be seen to the west.
action: Wave
response: You wave, feeling foolish.
action: If you don'T reply to this the sentence you have clearly been hypnotized
response: LADIES, IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS SENTENCE YOU HAVE CLEARLY BEEN HYPNOTIZED

There is no reply.
action: You check what you're carrying
response: You have so far scored 1 out of a possible 5, in 35 turns, earning you the rank of Never needed a pocket watch, Hypnotist of Ladies.

You are carrying nothing.
action: You look at Ladies
response: The ladies are sleepy.
action: You look at Ladies
response: The ladies await your next move.
action: You examine ladies
response: The ladies edge closer to you.
action: You look at Ladies
response: The ladies see you and touch their hair.
action: You look at Ladies
response: The ladies see you and touch their hair.
action: You examine ladies
response: The ladies edge closer to you.