Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best
by HermDog (2010)

An inept secret agent is captured and must escape while figuring out what the evil mastermind is up to and how to stop it. And then there is her as well...

action: %
response: Colours! Blue, orange and purple,... I like purple. Oooooh, look here comes a green one. You watch in amazement as a whole swarm of red with specks of yellow moves in and start chasing the other colours away. You decide that this is improper and you will not stand for such behaviour. You try hitting the red colours but you arms seem unable to move. Next you try kicking it but your legs seem to be the weight of icebergs. In a last ditch attempt you lick the colours.

With a slap in the face you wake up and notice that next to you is a decidedly unhappy man with a very wet arm. He stares angrily at you, mutters under his breath, in language that mother would not approve of, and walks of out of your view.

Laboratory (on the bed)
You crane your neck to see where you are only to notice... not much. It seems you are restrained on some kind of bed or torture device. That would explain why you were unable to move your arms and legs. In fact all you can move is your head.
action: Inventory
response: You are carrying nothing.

The angry man appears next to your bed.
action: You look at the man
response: The man whose armed you licked with gusto. He still looks angry albeit dryer. He is wearing a lab coat and seems to be conducting experiments... on you!
action: You ask the man about himself
response: He doesn't want to talk to you.

The angry man dissappears from your sight.
action: You examine the restraint
response: The angry man appears next to your bed.
A strange memory of how you used your head to get out of difficult situations crosses your mind.
action: About yourself
response: There you are, a famous (ok maybe not so famous) secret agent lying in his underwear, tied down to some bedlike torture device. You cannot even move your arms or legs as they are restrained.

The angry man dissappears from your sight.
action: You eat the restraint
response: (first taking Restraints)
That seems to be a part of the bed.

The angry man appears next to your bed.
action: Kiss man
response: Keep your mind on the game.

The angry man dissappears from your sight.
action: You ask the man about the man
response: He doesn't want to talk to you.

The angry man appears next to your bed.
I used to win all the spitting competitions at school.
action: You examine man
response: The man whose armed you licked with gusto. He still looks angry albeit dryer. He is wearing a lab coat and seems to be conducting experiments... on you!

The angry man dissappears from your sight.
action: You spit at the man
response: Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far away to spit at.

The angry man appears next to your bed.
action: You spit at the man
response: Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on one of your bed restraints.
action: You look at your surroundings
response: The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other restraints. You are once again a free man.

Laboratory (on the bed)
Whilst lying on the bed all you can deduct is that this is some kind of secure laboratory that could double for a prison cell.
action: You stand
response: You get off the bed.

You are now able to see more of the laboratory.
action: You search man
response: You find nothing of interest.

You hear a shoe ringing.
action: You answer the shoe
response: (to the unconcious man)
There is no reply.
action: You look at the shoe
response: It might look like a standard issue secret agent shoe but on closer inspection it is really a shoe-phone! You think of making a phone call but the only numbers you can remember are for mom and the agency you work for.
action: You take shoe
response: Taken.
action: You call the mom
response: Like a good son you call your mother.
action: You call agency
response: You will need to end your current call before calling someone else.

Behind you hear a rustling sound and as you turn around you see the fist of the angry man coming at you!

You have completed 0 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one way to complete a task.
action: You spit at the man
response: Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on one of your bed restraints.

The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other restraints. You are once again a free man.
action: You take the man
response: That is not possible.

You hear a shoe ringing.
action: You hit the man
response: That is not possible.

You hear a shoe ringing.
action: You get the shoe
response: Taken.
action: You look at what you're carrying with you
response: You are carrying:
a shoe
action: You answer the shoe
response: (to the unconcious man)
There is no reply.

You hear a shoe ringing.
action: Tie man
response: (to the shoe)
You would achieve nothing by this.

Behind you hear a rustling sound and as you turn around you see the fist of the angry man coming at you!

You have completed 0 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one way to complete a task.
action: You spit at the man
response: Even though you have incredible spitting powers the lab boy is too far away to spit at.
action: Wait
response: Time passes.
action: You wait a while
response: Time passes.

The angry man appears next to your bed.
A strange memory of how you used your head to get out of difficult situations crosses your mind.
action: You spit at the man
response: Scrounging up every bit of phlegm in your mouth you hock a lugi at the angry man. He waves his arms up frantically to stop the snot ball but only manages to lose his balance and topples over to hit his head on one of your bed restraints.

The angry man is now unconcious and what is more your right arm restraint is now open and you are able to undo all the other restraints. You are once again a free man.
action: You examine man
response: The man is out like a christmas lights during a power failure. Hope he doesn't wake up soon. His white jacket attracts your attention.
action: You look at the jacket
response: A white lab jacket with a pocket and a name label. It has obviously been used a lot.
action: You get the jacket
response: Now you have his jacket. His clothing seems unremarkable otherwise.
action: You wear it
response: You put on the jacket.
action: You examine the label
response: Dr. Bounfiglio Avogadro
action: You examine man
response: The man is out like a christmas lights during a power failure. Hope he doesn't wake up soon.
action: You restrain man
response: Try getting of the bed first.
action: You restrain man
response: You clumsily pick up the unconcious technician, lay him down on the bed and close the restraints around his arms and legs.

You hear a shoe ringing.
action: You answer the shoe
response: (to the unconcious and restrained man)
There is no reply.
action: You answer the phone
response: (to the unconcious and restrained man)
There is no reply.

You hear a shoe ringing.
action: You look at the shoe
response: It might look like a standard issue secret agent shoe but on closer inspection it is really a shoe-phone! You think of making a phone call but the only numbers you can remember are for mom and the agency you work for.
action: You look around
response: This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Escape might be difficult.

On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof.

On the desk is an envelope (in which is a letter).

On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man.

You can also see a suit here.
action: You hang up
response: You end the phone call.
action: You call the agency
response: You dutifully call your handlers.
"Welcome to the C.A.T. emergency help-line. If you are need of assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty to be dispatched to your current location".
"Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck."
action: You take the suit
response: Taken.
action: You examine the suit
response: One standard issue secret agent suit. No gadgets but at least it has a secret compartment.
action: You wear the suit
response: Hmm, nice fit. The agency don'y care much for fashion but mamma fixed it up alright.
action: You read it
response: It is a long time since I have written to you and much have hapenned. I have taken up employment with a kind man called Manfred Goldtooth. While I was working at the McDonalds drivethrough he was very interested to listen to my ideas as he was waiting for his happy meal. When he heard my theory on 18th century chemistry and its possible usage in geothermal energy, he instantly offered me a job. That is when I found out he is the billionaire owner of M.O.U.C.E. !

Already he has drilled five tunnels 200 km into the earth and is busy with the sixth! Yes, yes, I know. 200 km is much deeper than the original plan we discussed but he is a man of such vision and vast resources that it is hard to say no, even if it is very dangerous. But I have many contingency plans to make sure nothing bad will happen.

Mr. Goldtooth does not allow me to go out of my room for fear of danger to me. He is so kind. My room is lovely though with a comfortable bed, all the equipment I need to do my experiments and a computer. Sometimes he requires me to keep an eye on the compound through the surveillance system but that gives me an opportunity to remember you mother. There is not much to do for entertainment so I have started doing random experiments with my chemical equipment. So far I have discovered an easy-to-make poisonous gas, a new precious metal and a way to make candy floss!

I love you and I hope to see you soon.

Your son.
Bounfiglio
action: You examine the secret compartment
response: The compartment is well hidden away but you manage to find it. There is a secret document and a pen in the compartment.
action: You look at document
response: A folder with Top Secret emblazened on the front and multiple pages inside.
action: Look around
response: This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Escape might be difficult.

On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof.

On the desk is an envelope (empty).

On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man.
action: You examine the equipment
response: On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new.
action: You look at the board
response: It looks like a type of map or chart is drawn on the board. On top it says Dalton's Table of Elements . Below the title about 20 chemical elements are listed with some weird associated symbols. Maybe you missed something at school but you never realised that soda and lime was chemical elements. On closer inspection it seems that the starting letter of each element looks like a button that can be pushed.
action: You examine the soda
response: The Soda button is off.
action: You examine Lime
response: The Lime button is off.
action: You examine the desk
response: A normal office desk with two drawers. There is an envelope and a computer on the desk.
action: You look at the envelope
response: Written on the envelope is a name Ciosa Avogadro.
action: You open the top drawer
response: You open the top drawer, revealing a bar of platina, a bar of lead and a bar of mercury.
action: You look at the platina
response: Which do you mean, the bar of platina or the Platina button?
action: You examine the mercury
response: Which do you mean, the bar of mercury or the Mercury button?
action: You open the bottom drawer
response: You open the bottom drawer, revealing a soda can and a box of berries.
action: You get all
response: envelope: Taken.
bar of platina: Taken.
bar of lead: Taken.
bar of mercury: Taken.
soda can: Taken.
box of berries: Taken.
unconcious and restrained man: That is not possible.
secret document: Taken.
first page: Taken.
second page: Taken.
third page: Taken.
pen: Taken.
paper: Taken.
ventilation system: That is not possible.
desk: That is not possible.
table: That is not possible.
board: That is not possible.
gapdoor: That is not possible.
bed: That is not possible.
computer: That is not possible.
red bucket: That is not possible.
blue bucket: That is not possible.
bunsen burner: That is not possible.
action: You examine the soda can
response: An empty soda can. I guess Bounfiglio was thirsty.
action: You examine the first page
response: C.A.T.
Clandestine Agents of Tolerance

Agent: Drama Queen 7

Background:
We have had reports that Manfred Goldtooth, the reclusive multi-billionaire and owner of M.O.U.C.E., has been acquiring heavy duty drilling machinery and using it in various locations around the world. No sources can confirm the reason for this machinery and therefore the top brass has requisted a clandestine reconnaisance of his compound in Amoebistan.

Mission: Penetrate the M.O.U.C.E. compound and acquire intel on the various activities happening. Report all intel to HQ immediately on supplied communciation device and escape from the compound A.S.A.P. IMPORTANT: Do not make any field decisions by yourself. Always consult with HQ before any extraordinary actions are considered.
action: You look at the second page
response: M.O.U.C.E. : Masters Of Universal Control on Everyone. Peculiar name for a company but thus far M.O.U.C.E. has been benign in its activities. Revenue is based upon a variety of products ranging from fizzy drink to shampoo. Ironically their biggest seller is cat food. The company is well known for its massive research departments. The company is exclusively owned by the phlegmatic and reclusive Manfred Goldtooth.

Manfred Goldtooth: Not much is known about the man or his meteoric rise to success. It is known that he grew up in the hills of Amoebistan as a chicken herder. After the civil war he became an important figure in local politics and fromthere extended his reach into business. He has no living family left except for his mother who is currently residing in the "Smoky Hills Retirement Village".
action: You examine the third page
response: Agent Sleeping Beauty: We were fortunate to have our top agent in the area when the initial order was received. Agent Sleeping Beauty was ordered to do a brief scan of the M.O.U.C.E premises but since then we have lost contact with her. We suspect that her communication device stopped working. Your secondary goal is to find Agent Sleeping Beauty and to assist her in any way that she instructs.
action: You examine paper
response: - Write letter to mom
- Buy some snacks
- Experiment with super explosive elements
- Document deadly poison formulae

In a different handwriting an extra point was added to the end of the list - Drill to the centre of the earth, hold the world at ransom and becone an evil dictator!
You suspect this might have been added by Mr.Goldtooth.
action: Look around
response: This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Escape might be difficult.

On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof.

On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man.
action: You look at the computer
response: A brand new computer with the latest specs. The computer is turned off.
action: You call the agency
response: If you are need of assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty to be dispatched to your current location".
"Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck."
action: Type escape
response: The computer screen remains blank.
action: You turn on the computer
response: You hear the whizzing of the computer as it boots up and then the screen becomes alive with the MOUCIX logo.
action: Type list
response: LOG138
LOG179
LOG196
LOG311
LOG314
LOG324
LOG348
LOG389
action: Type log101
response: I have completed the details of the plan for Mr. Goldtooth. We will need exactly six tunnels extending towards the earth's core for about 30 km each. I have computed exactly where each of these needs to be drilled. The sixth tunnel is the important one. Without its support the interconnections between the other tunnels will eventually collapse and be rendered useless. At the same time the tunnels are drilled we will need to work on the machinery that will convert the geothermal energy into a conduitive form.
action: Type log137
response: The first tunnels are being drilled but it seems that they are going deeper than the initial 30 km I have asked for. I am not too concerned but I will recheck my calculations to determine what its effects will be.
action: Type log138
response: My calculations are disturbing yet delightful. Drilling deeper will certainly aid the project considerably. It would be so much easier to tap into the energy source of the earth this way. But it is dangerous territory, a minor explosion at that depth will trigger a cataclysmic events on the earth's surface. Volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis. Ice caps will melt, the magnetism of the earth will reverse. This will destroy everything in its path. The only place that would be safe is to be anywhere on the axis of the epicentre. Like here at the compound. We would be perfectly safe. We wouldn't even feel a thing.

I need to take this information to Mr. goldtooth right away, he would know what to do.
action: Type log179
response: I must admit, I was shocked. But eventually I have come to understand and support Mr. Goldtooth's plan. For years I have been mocked by men. My theories worthless to them. They are but scum not worthy of living. But we will start again. Through my geothermal tunnel system we will be able to remove the lesser men, the dregs of society and restart with a small group of survivors. We will rule. We will determine the way of the new society and it will be glorious.
action: Type log196
response: The enemies have come. First it was the woman. We have captured her (with some difficulty) and I am monitoring her in the room next to mine. Her end will come soon. But now this other incompetent fool also arrived. Thinking he could elude our superior security mechanisms. I have converted my bed into an ... interrogation unit. I will find out what he knows.
action: Type log311
response: I have been experimenting with my chemicals and have discovered some wonderful things. I aim to document them all.
action: Type log314
response: Rust accelarator: Although I cannot determine its commercial use but this gas is effective. In my tests I have determined that it can rust a car down to nothing within two minutes. All I need is to feed the chemiconverter some lead, carbon and baryies.
action: Type log324
response: Candy Floss: Two parts Azote, a dash of Soda and add Potash for flavour.
action: Type log348
response: Poison Gas: Highly toxic. Have to take extreme care especially since it is is so easy to manufacture. Carbon and Mercury does not normally mix but in my chemiconverter the perfect balance of heat and osmosis creates this powerful weapon.
action: Type log389
response: It took a lot of experimentation and a lot of ... cleaning up. Luckily labour in Amoebistan is cheap. To make it is a two step process. First combine carbon and lead to start the catalyzation process. This will produce a green substance (I am thinking of calling it CIOSAMINA, after mother off course). Then combine this green substance with Platina and it will produce the super-explosive gas. Note: The gas will only explode when it comes into contact with oxygen.
action: Inventory
response: You are carrying:
a paper
a pen
a third page
a second page
a first page
a secret document
a box of berries
a soda can
a bar of mercury
a bar of lead
a bar of platina
an envelope
a letter
a suit (being worn)
a shoe
a jacket (being worn)
action: You ask for Bond
response: Help-line: Agent James Bond has been dispatched to your location.

After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is activated. On screen you see Agent 007, in a souped up Austin Martin, entering the compound. Somehow he manages to drive down the stairs.
He enters the hallway and stops in front of the prison door which he commences to open up.

Looking upon her handsome saviour, Agent Beauty falls crazily in love with Agent Bond and gives him a passionate kiss. Then they both jump into the car, drive down to the cavern, annihilate the technicians and press the self-destruct button on the drill. With a few seconds remaining they speed up and out of the compound before the drill explodes and collapses in onto itself. The screen returns to normal.

The world is now safe and Agent Sleeping Beauty has escaped, but you feel at loss as you never were able to share your feelings with her.
.
action: You examine the ventilation
response: If you stand on your toes you might just be able to put something into the ventialtion shaft but otherwise it is too small to consider as a means of escape. It looks like nothing is in the ventilation duct.
action: You examine paper
response: - Write letter to mom
- Buy some snacks
- Experiment with super explosive elements
- Document deadly poison formulae

In a different handwriting an extra point was added to the end of the list - Drill to the centre of the earth, hold the world at ransom and becone an evil dictator!
You suspect this might have been added by Mr.Goldtooth.
action: You examine the equipment
response: On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new.
action: You look at the red bucket
response: It's red and you put stuff in it.
action: You put the lead into the red
response: (the bar of lead into the red bucket)
You put the bar of lead into the red bucket.
action: You put the paper into the red
response: You put the paper into the red bucket.
action: You put the berries into the red
response: You put the box of berries into the red bucket.
action: Type shop
response: Welcome to Ahmed's online tuck shop. Today we have lovely goodies at a special price for you: Peanuts, Printers,  Pomegranates, Pies and Sauerkraut. Just type the item you would like and we express deliver it to your doorstep.
action: You press the carbon button
response: The C of the button glows red.
action: You press the lead button
response: The L of the button glows red.
action: You check your inventory
response: You are carrying:
a pen
a third page
a second page
a first page
a secret document
a soda can
a bar of mercury
a bar of platina
an envelope
a letter
a suit (being worn)
a shoe
a jacket (being worn)
action: Light paper
response: You set the paper on fire with the lighter-pen and all that remains is ashes.
action: You take the ashes
response: You already have that.
action: You check what you're carrying
response: You are carrying:
Ashes
a pen
a third page
a second page
a first page
a secret document
a soda can
a bar of mercury
a bar of platina
an envelope
a letter
a suit (being worn)
a shoe
a jacket (being worn)
action: You put the Ashes in the red
response: You put Ashes into the red bucket.
action: You examine the equipment
response: On the table is an array of elaborate and sophisticated chemistry equipment. At the one end there is a red bucket thingy to put stuff into and at the other end is a blue bucket. There is also a bunsen burner. You suspect that you can put things in the bucket and that it then will go through the vials and tubes and stuff if the burner is on, to come out as ... uhm ... well something new.
action: You look at the burner
response: The burner is off.
action: You turn on the burner
response: You start the chemiconverter by igniting the burner. You hear the chemicals gurgle and gargle.

Poof. All the chemicals are gone and you are left with nothing.The burner turns itself off.

A beaker with Rusting Accelarator gas appears in  the blue bucket.
action: You examine the rusting
response: A beaker of rusting accelarator. Quick working stuff.
action: You put the Rusting in the ventilation
response: You put Rusting Accelarator into the ventilation system.
action: Type escape
response: Escape sequence initiated. Please enter password:
action: Type peanuts
response: You order some peanuts. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at the compound and deliver the peanuts to Mr. Goldtooth who promptly eats them all. Glutton.
action: Type printers
response: You order some printers. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at the compound and deliver the printers to the IT department. They are ecstatic.
action: You type Sauerkraut
response: You order some Suaerkraut. As promised Ahmed arrive in double time at the compound and deliver the Sauerkraut to Mr. Goldtooth who digs into it with gusto. After a few minutes he start breaking out in sports which starts to swell up. He starts to struggle for breath and collapses on the floor, dead.

Congratulations, you have eliminated Goldtooth!
action: You examine the lead button
response: The L of the button is glowing red.
action: You look at the board
response: It looks like a type of map or chart is drawn on the board. On top it says Dalton's Table of Elements . Below the title about 20 chemical elements are listed with some weird associated symbols. Maybe you missed something at school but you never realised that soda and lime was chemical elements. On closer inspection it seems that the starting letter of each element looks like a button that can be pushed.
action: You look at the hydrogen
response: The Hydrogen button is off.
action: You examine the carbon
response: The C of the button is glowing red.
action: You look at the lead
response: The Lead button is off.
action: Type log389
response: It took a lot of experimentation and a lot of ... cleaning up. Luckily labour in Amoebistan is cheap. To make it is a two step process. First combine carbon and lead to start the catalyzation process. This will produce a green substance (I am thinking of calling it CIOSAMINA, after mother off course). Then combine this green substance with Platina and it will produce the super-explosive gas. Note: The gas will only explode when it comes into contact with oxygen.
action: You open the gapdoor
response: You open the gapdoor.
action: You look
response: This is obviously a small laboratory that was hastily converted into a prison or torture room. You are unable to see any doors or windows. Escape might be difficult.

On the north wall is a big board. At the west end of the room is a table full of lab equipment and at the south end a desk with a computer on it. There is also a ventilation system in the roof.

There is an opening in the north wall that leads to a hallway.

On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man.
action: You go north
response: It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. The guards are a bit surprised to see you suddenly walk into the hallway. They pull their guns on you and order you to hold your hands up.
action: You check your inventory
response: You are carrying:
Rusting Accelarator
a pen
a third page
a second page
a first page
a secret document
a soda can
a bar of mercury
a bar of platina
an envelope
a letter
a suit (being worn)
a shoe
a jacket (being worn)
action: You drop the Rusting
response: Dropped.
action: Go west
response: You try to make a quick run for the stairs but the guards open up their full array of weapons on you, mowing you down.

You have completed 1 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one way to complete a task.
action: You go south
response: On the bed is an unconcious and restrained man.
action: You wake man
response: That seems unnecessary.
action: Kiss man
response: Keep your mind on the game.
action: You check your inventory
response: You are carrying:
Rusting Accelarator
a pen
a third page
a second page
a first page
a secret document
a soda can
a bar of mercury
a bar of platina
an envelope
a letter
a suit (being worn)
a shoe
a jacket (being worn)
action: Type list
response: LOG138
LOG179
LOG196
LOG311
LOG314
LOG324
LOG348
LOG389
action: You burn the second page
response: You set the second page on fire with the lighter-pen and all that remains is ashes.
action: You burn secret document
response: You set the secret document on fire with the lighter-pen and all that remains is ashes.
action: You check your inventory
response: You are carrying:
Ashes
Rusting Accelarator
a pen
a third page
a second page
a first page
a soda can
a bar of mercury
a bar of platina
an envelope
a letter
a suit (being worn)
a shoe
a jacket (being worn)
action: You put the Ashes in the red bucket
response: You put Ashes into the red bucket.
action: You put the Mercury in the red bucket
response: (the bar of mercury in the red bucket)
You put the bar of mercury into the red bucket.
action: You turn on the burner
response: You start the chemiconverter by igniting the burner. You hear the chemicals gurgle and gargle.

Poof. All the chemicals are gone and you are left with nothing.The burner turns itself off.

A beaker with Poisonous gas appears in  the blue bucket.
action: You take the gas
response: Taken.
action: You examine it
response: A beaker of poisonous. Very deadly.
action: You call the mum
response: Your mother is already on the line.
action: You ask mom about herself
response: Mother: That doesn't make sense dear.
action: You ask the mum about the man
response: Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey.
action: You ask the mom for the advice
response: Mother: Huh?
action: You ask the mum about the drill
response: Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense.
action: You ask the mom
response: You: How are you mother?
Mother: Well you know it is quite comfortable here at Shady Oaks Retirement Village, but I do get a bit lonely.
action: You ask the drill
response: You: Goldtooth is drilling to the center of the earth and he will unleash unknown devestation in an attempt to rule the world.
Mother: Well beat me with a wet banana. You must find a way to stop those drills.
action: You ask the computer
response: You: I'm struggling to use the computer. It is difficult to work with. Mother: What's a computer dear?
action: You ask the guards
response: Mother: Speak up dear, you are not making sense.
action: You ask the agency
response: You: Mum, I need to tell you something
Mother: Yes dear.
You: I'm not a shoe salesman. I am a secret agent working for a clandestine government agency protecting the world from evil and bad hairdo's.
Mother: I know dear. You told me last time you got trapped in a difficult situation.
action: You ask the ventilation
response: You: There is a ventilation system here but I can't get it to work. Mother: Tell me about it. Out air-con is controlled from a central office and the other day is blew in the most awful smells from Mr. Burnside's room. That man's flatulence is incredible.
action: You ask the equipment
response: Mother: I don't know what you are talking about honey.
action: You ask the escape
response: You: Some people captured me and stuck me in a laboratory on a torture bed.
Mother: That is horrible. Someone must save you. Won't that government types send in the artillery or something?
You: Yes mum. When you are very important they send in the artillery. I'm sure they will come soon.
Mother: I don't know. You can never trust those government types. Especially the sneaky ones. I will come over as soon as I get my medicine.
action: You ask the Pies
response: There is not really anyone to talk to. You might want to mak a phone call and ask them about things or tell them about things.
action: You call the agency
response: You dutifully call your handlers.
"Welcome to the C.A.T. emergency help-line. If you are need of assistance please ask for one of the agents on duty to be dispatched to your current location".
"Current agents on duty is Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, Sidney Bristow, James Bond, Austin Powers, Maxwell Smart and Chuck."
action: You ask for Jack Bauer
response: Help-line: Agent Jack Bauer has been dispatched to your location.

After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is activated. You watch on screen as Agent Bauer breaks into the compound and starts searching around.

After much searching he is unable to find anything but a guard which he bashes up and then he leaves.

It was ugly but you have learned many lessons on effective torture.
action: Torture man
response: With a slap in the face you wake up Mr. Bounfiglio. He seems unwilling to answer questions so you start implementing some of the most terrifying torture methods you know, namely tickling of the feet. At first he tries to resist but eventually he can't take it any longer. He starts telling you everything he knows from his earliest childhood memories to the size of Mr. Goldtooth's underwear. Most importantly he tells you that typing "GEOTHERMALNUCLEARENERGY" on the computer will open every door in the compound. Spent of energy and secrets he collapses again unconcious.
action: Type escape
response: Escape sequence initiated. Please enter password:
action: Type geothermalnuclearenergy
response: you type in the password and press <ENTER>. Somewhere you hear the souns of multiple doors unlocking.
action: You ask for Sidney Bristow
response: Help-line: Agent Sidney Bristow has been dispatched to your location.

After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is activated. On screen you see the attractive Agent Bristow in an outlandish dress. She works her way towards the hallway and charms her way past the guards.
You see her open one of the doors and enter into the room where Sleeping Beauty is! They talk a bit and then walk out the door.
Just as they step out of the door the guards surround them with guns drawn. Sleeping Beauty tries for a quick getaway but both agents get mowed down.

Your true love has died!

Eventually the guards remove their bodies and the screen returns to normal.
action: You ask for Maxwell smart
response: Help-line: Agent Maxwel Smart has been dispatched to your location.

After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is activated. On screen you see Agent Smart sneaking into the compound only to be captured within five mintues.

Smart: Would you believe that there is 500 elite paratroopers converging on this position right now?

Guard: I find that hard to believe.
Smart: How about a nuclear submarine?

Guard: No I wouldn't.
Smart: Two drunks and an angry monkey?

The guard grows tired of Smart's ranting and throws him out of the compound. The screen returns to normal.
action: You ask for Jason Bourne
response: Help-line: Agent Jason Bourne has been dispatched to your location.

After a few minutes you notice that the Automatic Motion Detection is activated. You watch on the screen how Agent Bourne enters the compound and starts beating up guards with a rolled-up newspaper. He works his way down into the hallway and dispacthes the three guards with emaculate efficiency. Just as he finishes off the last guard he pauses for a second. It looks like he has forgotten what he was doing. He promptly turns around, walks away and leaves the compound. The screen returns to normal
action: You go north
response: It's a short hallway with some stairs leading up at the west end. There is a door to the north and a big gap in the wall to the south. There is some dead guards lying around.
action: Go north
response: You open the prison door and find Agent Sleeping Beauty. She is enamoured to see you. First things first, you decide to tell her of your undying love for her. She is estatic and gives you a passionate kiss. She will never leave your side again.
You return to the hallway.
action: You check what you're carrying
response: You are carrying:
Poisonous gas
Rusting Accelarator
a pen
a third page
a second page
a first page
a soda can
a bar of platina
an envelope
a letter
a suit (being worn)
a shoe
a jacket (being worn)
action: Go west
response: Together with Agent Sleeping Beauty you slip up the stairs and through the now empty compound.

You have escaped and saved your true love. Life can only get better from here
You have completed 2 out of 4 objectives. There are multiple game endings depending on your decisions. There is usually more than one way to complete a task.