Bobby and Bonnie
by Xavid (2017)

A light children's-story-ish adventure inexplicably starring rabbits.

action: %
response: It's a beautiful day. We were out playing together in the garden, but now it's time to do something else. We've still got a while before dinner. Maybe we should go to the fair!

Mother has rows of crystal carrots, cabbages, and lettuce growing here, with some thyme and rosemary growing up near the door leading into the palace to the north. A white picket fence surrounds the garden.

A few dandelions are growing among the carrots and cabbages.
action: You examine us
response: We're both rabbits, of course.
action: About yourself
response: A rabbit, of course. Only modestly annoying.
action: You look at the carrots
response: They seem to be doing nicely.
action: You examine the dandelions
response: Some ordinary dandelions.
action: Hop
response: We jump on the spot.
action: You look around
response: Mother has rows of crystal carrots, cabbages, and lettuce growing here, with some thyme and rosemary growing up near the door leading into the palace to the north. A white picket fence surrounds the garden.
action: You examine the crystal
response: Which do you mean, the crystal palace or the crystal vegetables?
action: You look at the palace
response: We live in a palace made of crystal, of course.
action: You examine the fence
response: A well-kept fence around the garden.
action: You check your inventory
response: We are carrying:
some dandelions
action: You examine the rosemary
response: They certainly smell good.
action: You eat the dandelions
response: Eh, it'd probably ruin your appetite for dinner.
action: You go north
response: A well-stocked kitchen, with a table at one end and the oven at the other. A doorway leads east, and the garden's out to the south. Stairs also lead down into the basement.

A basket of raspberry scones sits by the window.

The dirty dishes from lunch are on the counter.
action: You wash the dishes
response: You carefully wash the dishes. I dry them and put them away.
action: You examine the scones
response: A wicker basket full of raspberry scones.
action: You look at the table
response: The table we eat our meals at.
action: You examine the oven
response: A nice, solid oven.
action: You examine the dishes
response: Cleaned and put away.
action: Go east
response: Some carpeted stairs lead up. The sitting room is to the east, and the kitchen's to the west. The front door leads out to the north.
action: You go east
response: A cosy room with a shiny marble fireplace.

Mother's sitting in her chair by the fire, reading a book.
action: You look at the Mother
response: Mother seems to be really into her book.
action: You ask the Mother about the book
response: You have a pleasant conversation about mother's book which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother about the fair
response: You have a pleasant conversation which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother about yourself
response: You have a pleasant conversation about ourselves which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother about the carrots
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the crystal vegetables which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You examine the fireplace
response: There's nothing like a fire to warm the place up. Sometimes we even toast marshmallows.
action: Go upward
response: It's just the landing at the top of the stairs. Your room is north. My room is east. Our parents' room is west. And you can keep going up to get to the attic.
action: Go east
response: What d'ya want to go in there for? I'm all done cleaning my
room.
action: You go north
response: It's bigger than my room, but mine has a better view. I keep mine neater, too.

Some dirty clothes are lying on the floor near your bed.
action: Search clothes
response: Mostly just rumpled, with a little mud.
action: Wash clothes
response: Mother doesn't make us do our own laundry. At least not yet.
action: You take clothes
response: Taken.
action: You examine the bed
response: The comforter has pictures of dragons on it.
action: You go south
response: It's just the landing at the top of the stairs. Your room is north. My room is east. Our parents' room is west. And you can keep going up to get to the attic.
action: Go west
response: Our parents' room. It has a big bed, some dressers, and a cool coiled rug.

We can see the laundry chute here.
action: You put the clothes in the chute
response: There's a sliding sound, and the dirty clothes disappear from sight.
action: You examine the bed
response: A big comfy water bed.
action: You examine the rug
response: It changes color as it spirals in.
action: You examine the dressers
response: Where our parents keep our clothes.
action: Go upwards
response: A dusty attic filled with boxes.

Nearly hidden among the boxes, a gold doubloon catches your eye.
action: You take the gold
response: Taken.
action: You examine it
response: A large gold coin with a picture of two dragons on it.
action: Go west
response: A well-stocked kitchen, with a table at one end and the oven at the other. A doorway leads east, and the garden's out to the south. Stairs also lead down into the basement.

A basket of raspberry scones sits by the window.
action: Go downwards
response: It's a bit dingy and dimly lit. A narrow opening leads south.

Your dirty clothes are here, on top of the laundry pile.
action: You go south
response: A dark limestone cave. Stalactites periodically drip, making a cool kerplunk noise. An opening leads north into the basement.

A ridge of stalagmites emerges from a stone mound.
action: You look at the ridge
response: A mound with a ridge of stalagmites down its back. It almost looks like some sort of creature in the dim light.
action: You examine the door
response: A grand door leading into the palace.
action: You go to the north
response: Mother calls after us. "If you're going out, why don't you take the scones I baked to your grandmother? I'm sure she'd love to see you. I left them in the kitchen."
action: You go to the north
response: The Crystal Palace stands to the south, sparkling in the sunlight. The road runs north between a field of fire flowers to the east and a pasture to the west.

A large cow is trying to graze by the side of the road.
action: You look at the cow
response: It has black and white spots and flicks its tail back and forth.
action: You ask cow about the cow
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the large cow which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You look at the flowers
response: (looking east to Fiery Field)

Bright red and orange flowers that generate a searing flame.
action: You take the flower
response: You don't see the fire flowers here. It was at Fiery Field.
action: Go east
response: A dense field of fire flowers stretches to the east. The road is back to the west.
action: You look at the flower
response: Bright red and orange flowers that generate a searing flame.
action: Go west
response: Eh, it'd be rude to go tramping through someone else's pasture.

From here, we can go north, south, and east.
action: Go north
response: A river flows quietly under this wooden bridge. The road continues north and south.
action: You look at the river
response: A cool, clear river.
action: Go north
response: The road is surrounded on both sides by the pleasant woods. Greenbriars block the way east, but the woods are more open to the west. The path continues through the woods to the north. The bridge is to the south.
action: You go north
response: The road turns here, running west and south. Grandmother's house is to the north, with a tidy little garden in front.
action: You look at the house
response: A charming little cottage.
action: You look at the garden
response: Petunias and begonias.
action: Go north
response: A warm, sunny room with a plush carpet. The walls are lined with bookshelves.

Grandmother sits in a rocking chair, knitting something.

In a corner sits Grandmother's butter churn.

"Ah, it's good to see you."
action: You examine Grandmother
response: She's wearing her wire-frame glasses. They go well with her fur.
action: You give the basket to Grandmother
response: "Ah, these look delicious! You're so thoughtful! Here, since you've come all this way, let me give you something. You should get yourself something at the fair."
She gives you a copper piece.
action: You examine the copper
response: A small copper coin with a picture of a rabbit on it.
action: You examine the churn
response: An old wooden butter churn, well-used.
action: You examine the knitting
response: The start of a sweater, perhaps?
action: You ask Grandmother about knitting
response: (Grandmother about her knitting)
"I know you've been wanting another sweater."
action: You ask Grandmother about the churn
response: (Grandmother about the butter churn)
"Ah, when I was young I used to have to churn milk into butter all the time."
action: You ask Grandmother about the fair
response: You have a pleasant conversation which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask Grandmother about Grandmother
response: (Grandmother about Grandmother)
You have a pleasant conversation about Grandmother which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You examine the bookshelves
response: They contain all sorts of old books about history and such.
action: You look around
response: A warm, sunny room with a plush carpet. The walls are lined with bookshelves.

Grandmother sits in a rocking chair, knitting something.

In a corner sits Grandmother's butter churn.
action: You examine the carpet
response: Light orange in color.
action: Exits
response: The only way to go is south.
action: You go west
response: A dusty road leads east to west. Some pleasant-seeming woods lie to the south.
action: Go west
response: A bustling fair filled with stalls and vendors of every kind. The flea market is to the west. The magic shop is to the south.
action: You look at the stalls
response: Merchants are selling everything from fish to figurines. We mostly just find the magic shop and flea market interesting.
action: Go south
response: A shop full of all sorts of wondrous things.

The shopkeeper shows off her wares.

A wooden bowl seems to be on sale.

"Ah, my favorite customers. You know, your friend Puff was here just the other day, telling me how much he likes his new bed."
action: You ask the shopkeeper about Puff
response: Which do you mean, the stone mound or our friend?
action: Friend
response: "I do wonder how well it'll keep dry in that damp underground cave he lives in, but I'm sure he'll make it work. He is a magic dragon, after all."
action: You look at the bowl
response: A simple wooden bowl carved with designs of clouds and rain.
action: You ask the shopkeeper about Bowl
response: "Ah, yes, the Bowl of Rain. Fill it with water whenever you want it to rain. Popular with farmers. Only one gold doubloon."
action: You buy Bowl
response: You give your gold doubloon to the shopkeeper in exchange for the bowl.
action: You check your inventory
response: We are carrying:
the rain bowl (empty)
a copper piece
some dandelions
action: You look around
response: A shop full of all sorts of wondrous things.

The shopkeeper shows off her wares.
action: You look at wares
response: All sorts of magical devices and supplies, most outside of our price range or interest.
action: You go to the north
response: A bustling fair filled with stalls and vendors of every kind. The flea market is to the west. The magic shop is to the south.
action: Go west
response: A crowded and busy section of the fair, with people buying and selling all sorts of strange things.

A flea is here, selling an assortment of junk.
action: You search the junk
response: The busy market, an old alarm clock, a dented brass horn, and some sealing wax catch your eye.
action: You examine the flea
response: Somewhat larger than your average flea.
action: You examine the clock
response: It's dented and seems to be stuck at 3:17.
action: You ask flea about the clock
response: The flea gives you the alarm clock in exchange for your copper piece.
action: You ask flea about the horn
response: "Two coppers, please."
action: You go to the south
response: The trees are rather open here, letting sunlight in. A mass of grape vine blocks the way west and south, however. You can see the road to the north or east.

A large log lies here, one end covered in moss.
action: You look at the log
response: An old tree that must've fallen a while ago.
action: You take log
response: That's a bit heavy to lug around.
action: Move log
response: It is fixed in place.
action: You look at the vine
response: Densely-overgrown spiral vines.
action: You give the dandelions to the cow
response: The cow munches down the dandelion greens happily.
action: You ask the cow about the dandelions
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the dandelions which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You fill Bowl
response: (from the river)
We fill the rain bowl with water from the river.

It's now drizzling heavily.
action: You go south
response: The Crystal Palace stands to the south, sparkling in the sunlight. The road runs north between a field of fire flowers to the east and a pasture to the west.

A large cow is trying to graze by the side of the road.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: Go east
response: A dense field of fire flowers stretches to the east. The road is back to the west.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: Exits
response: From here, we can go east and west.
action: Go east
response: The rain damps down the fire flowers enough that you manage to make it past them.

The field opens up into a grassier meadow. The flowers change to the north. You can still barely see the road to the west.

An old stone well sits here.

A dented old pail sits a short way away from the well, apparently having recently been replaced.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You examine the pail
response: A dented tin pail.
action: You examine well
response: A rope leads down into the dark.
action: You take the rope
response: That's fixed in place.
action: You climb the rope
response: Little is to be achieved by that.
action: You look around
response: The field opens up into a grassier meadow. The flowers change to the north. You can still barely see the road to the west.

An old stone well sits here.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: Go north
response: A calm field filled with scarlet poppies continues to the north. You can see the well to the south.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You go north
response: The rain doesn't seem to do much to block the smell of the flowers. Despite the wet, you still start falling asleep, and I have to drag you back.
action: Empty Bowl
response: You pour out the water from the rain bowl.

It's no longer raining.
action: Milk cow
response: You fill the pail with milk.
action: You go to the north
response: A warm, sunny room with a plush carpet. The walls are lined with bookshelves.

Grandmother sits in a rocking chair, knitting something.

In a corner sits Grandmother's butter churn.

"Hello again."
action: Wash churn
response: That's fine the way it is.
action: You fill the churn
response: What do you want to fill the butter churn from?
action: You make the butter
response: You pour the milk into the churn and get to work. Soon, we have a nice quantity of fresh butter.

"Oh, my! You're full of industry today!"
action: You look at the butter
response: (the fresh butter)
Freshly-made butter.
action: You take the butter
response: (the fresh butter)
We already have that.
action: You check what you're carrying
response: We are carrying:
some fresh butter
a pail (empty)
the rain bowl (empty)
a copper piece
action: You ask Grandmother about the flea market
response: (Grandmother about the busy market)
You have a pleasant conversation about the busy market which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask Grandmother about the poppies
response: (Grandmother about the scarlet poppies)
You have a pleasant conversation about the scarlet poppies which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: Friend
response: (Grandmother about our friend)
You have a pleasant conversation about our friend which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You give the butter to Grandmother
response: (the fresh butter to Grandmother)
Grandmother doesn't seem interested.
action: You show butter to the flea
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the fresh butter which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the cow about the pasture
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the pasture which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother about the friend puff
response: You have a pleasant conversation about our friend which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother about the clothes
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the dirty clothes which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You take the book
response: That's hardly portable.
action: Go west
response: A well-stocked kitchen, with a table at one end and the oven at the other. A doorway leads east, and the garden's out to the south. Stairs also lead down into the basement.
action: Go downwards
response: It's a bit dingy and dimly lit. A narrow opening leads south.

Your dirty clothes are here, on top of the laundry pile.
action: You ask Puff about Puff
response: (the stone mound about the stone mound)
You have a pleasant conversation about the stone mound which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the pail about flower
response: You can only do that to something animate.
action: You put the butter in Bowl
response: The rain bowl is better suited for carrying liquids.
action: You check what you're carrying
response: We are carrying:
some fresh butter
a pail (empty)
the rain bowl (empty)
a copper piece
action: You take the clothes
response: Mother'll deal with washing those, silly. They're fine where they are.
action: Go north
response: The road is surrounded on both sides by the pleasant woods. Greenbriars block the way east, but the woods are more open to the west. The path continues through the woods to the north. The bridge is to the south.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You go west
response: The trees are rather open here, letting sunlight in. A mass of grape vine blocks the way west and south, however. You can see the road to the north or east.

A large log lies here, one end covered in moss.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You look at the log
response: An old tree that must've fallen a while ago.
action: You go south
response: A river flows quietly under this wooden bridge. The road continues north and south.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You go south
response: Some carpeted stairs lead up. The sitting room is to the east, and the kitchen's to the west. The front door leads out to the north.

It's drizzling heavily outside.
action: Go west
response: A well-stocked kitchen, with a table at one end and the oven at the other. A doorway leads east, and the garden's out to the south. Stairs also lead down into the basement.

It's drizzling heavily outside.
action: You go south
response: Mother has rows of crystal carrots, cabbages, and lettuce growing here, with some thyme and rosemary growing up near the door leading into the palace to the north. A white picket fence surrounds the garden.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: Empty Bowl
response: You pour out the water from the rain bowl.

It's no longer raining.
action: You go north
response: A well-stocked kitchen, with a table at one end and the oven at the other. A doorway leads east, and the garden's out to the south. Stairs also lead down into the basement.
action: Go downwards
response: It's a bit dingy and dimly lit. A narrow opening leads south.

Your dirty clothes are here, on top of the laundry pile.
action: You go south
response: A dark limestone cave. Stalactites periodically drip, making a cool kerplunk noise. An opening leads north into the basement.

A ridge of stalagmites emerges from a stone mound.
action: Wind clock
response: The clock makes a loud ringing noise, then falls silent.

With a sudden jerk, the stone mound moves! A rock shifts and transforms into the head of a dragon! Luckily, it's the friendly face of Puff the Magic Dragon. He blinks at you sleepily. "Good morning."

You notice that Puff was sleeping on a pile of books. Behind Puff, you can now see a tunnel leading east.
action: You examine Puff
response: A large green dragon with shiny scales. He's resting on a pile of books.
action: You ask Puff about the bed
response: Which do you mean, your bed or the big bed?
action: You ask Puff about Puff
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about Puff the Magic Dragon)
You have a pleasant conversation about Puff the Magic Dragon which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You look at the books
response: A huge pile of books of all kinds. A cookbook catches your eye.
action: You ask Puff about the cookbook
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about the cookbook)
You have a pleasant conversation about the cookbook which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You take the cookbook
response: "Now, now, I'd hardly be a proper dragon if I just gave away my treasure willy-nilly. You'd have to give me something pretty fancy to replace it."
action: Inventory
response: We are carrying:
an old alarm clock
some fresh butter
a pail (empty)
the rain bowl (empty)
action: You go east
response: You walk a long way through the dark tunnel before emerging into sunlight.

We're on the floor of a deep sinkhole. Sunlight filters through trees and shrubs above. A tunnel leads west, and there's a smaller opening to the north.

Some chickens sit here comfortably in a coop.
action: You examine the chickens
response: Oh! One of them has laid an egg!
action: You examine the egg
response: A fresh brown egg.
action: You ask the chickens about the egg
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the egg which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You describe your surroundings
response: We're on the floor of a deep sinkhole. Sunlight filters through trees and shrubs above. A tunnel leads west, and there's a smaller opening to the north.

Some chickens sit here comfortably in a coop.
action: Go north
response: This small cave is nice and cool, possibly because of all the ice flowers lining the walls. The only way out is back to the south.

The shelf closest to the ice flowers has gathered a quantity of snow.

Some leftover oatmeal from the other day is here. It doesn't really look any more appetizing than it did then.
action: You examine the flowers
response: They're pale blue flowers that radiate cold.
action: You take the flower
response: It's probably best to leave those here. I mean, having a secret refrigerator is pretty cool!
action: You look at the snow
response: A wooden shelf for keeping frozen foods like ice cream on. Right now, it just has some snow that's accumulated.
action: You take the snow
response: You grab some snow, but it melts in your hands. Maybe if you carried it in something?
action: You look at the oatmeal
response: A bowl of leftover oatmeal. Or possibly wallpaper paste.
action: You look around
response: This small cave is nice and cool, possibly because of all the ice flowers lining the walls. The only way out is back to the south.

The shelf closest to the ice flowers has gathered a quantity of snow.
action: Go south
response: We're on the floor of a deep sinkhole. Sunlight filters through trees and shrubs above. A tunnel leads west, and there's a smaller opening to the north.

Some chickens sit here comfortably in a coop.

It's snowing lightly.
action: You go west
response: You walk a long way through the dark tunnel before emerging into a larger cave.

A dark limestone cave. Stalactites periodically drip, making a cool kerplunk noise. An opening leads north into the basement. A tunnel leads east.

Puff the Magic Dragon lies here comfortably on a pile of books.
action: You go upwards
response: A well-stocked kitchen, with a table at one end and the oven at the other. A doorway leads east, and the garden's out to the south. Stairs also lead down into the basement.

It's snowing lightly outside.
action: Go north
response: We can't go that way.

From here, we can go south, east, and down.
action: You go east
response: Some carpeted stairs lead up. The sitting room is to the east, and the kitchen's to the west. The front door leads out to the north.

It's snowing lightly outside.
action: You go to the north
response: The Crystal Palace stands to the south, sparkling in the sunlight. The road runs north between a field of fire flowers to the east and a pasture to the west.

A large cow is trying to graze by the side of the road.

It's snowing lightly.
action: You go east
response: A dense field of fire flowers stretches to the east. The road is back to the west.

It's snowing lightly.
action: You put the water in Bowl
response: We fill the rain bowl with water from the river.

It's now drizzling heavily.
action: You go east
response: The rain damps down the fire flowers enough that you manage to make it past them.

The field opens up into a grassier meadow. The flowers change to the north. You can still barely see the road to the west.

An old stone well sits here.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You put the snow in Bowl
response: We pour the snow from the pail into the rain bowl.

It's now snowing lightly.
action: You go north
response: A calm field filled with scarlet poppies continues to the north. You can see the well to the south.

It's snowing lightly.
action: You go north
response: The snow gathers on the poppies, blocking the dangerous scent. You manage make it past the flowers.

A clump of trees grows here by the river. The poppy field is to the south.

You notice a small ginger plant growing near a tree.

It's snowing lightly.
action: You examine the plant
response: Some wild ginger root.
action: You describe your surroundings
response: A clump of trees grows here by the river. The poppy field is to the south.

It's snowing lightly.
action: You look at the trees
response: Some maples and a willow, offshoots of the wood that grows on the other side of the river.
action: You climb the trees
response: Little is to be achieved by that.
action: You go to the south
response: A calm field filled with scarlet poppies continues to the north. You can see the well to the south.

It's snowing lightly.
action: Go south
response: The field opens up into a grassier meadow. The flowers change to the north. You can still barely see the road to the west.

An old stone well sits here.

It's snowing lightly.
action: You put water in Bowl
response: We fill the rain bowl with water from the stone well.

It's now drizzling heavily.
action: You go west
response: A dense field of fire flowers stretches to the east. The road is back to the west.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: Inventory
response: We are carrying:
some ginger
the leftover oatmeal
an egg
an old alarm clock
some fresh butter
a pail (full of snow)
the rain bowl (empty)
action: Go south
response: A dark limestone cave. Stalactites periodically drip, making a cool kerplunk noise. An opening leads north into the basement. A tunnel leads east.

Puff the Magic Dragon lies here comfortably on a pile of books.
action: You ask Puff about the treasure
response: You have a pleasant conversation which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask Puff about the books
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about the pile of books)
You have a pleasant conversation about the pile of books which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask Puff about the book
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about the cookbook)
You have a pleasant conversation about the cookbook which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You take the book
response: "Now, now, I'd hardly be a proper dragon if I just gave away my treasure willy-nilly. You'd have to give me something pretty fancy to replace it."
action: You ask Puff about the horn
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about the dented brass horn)
You have a pleasant conversation about the dented brass horn which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask Puff about the wax
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about the sealing wax)
You have a pleasant conversation about the sealing wax which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother about Puff
response: Which do you mean, Puff the Magic Dragon or our friend?
action: Friend
response: You have a pleasant conversation about our friend which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother about Puff the Magic Dragon
response: You have a pleasant conversation about Puff the Magic Dragon which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother for book
response: (Mother first taking mother's book)
Now, now, there's no need to be bossy.
action: You ask the Mother about the cookbook
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the cookbook which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: Go north
response: It's bigger than my room, but mine has a better view. I keep mine neater, too.
action: You take the flower
response: You don't see the ice flowers here. It was at Refrigerated Cave.
action: You ask Grandmother for the book
response: (Grandmother first taking the bookshelves)
Now, now, there's no need to be bossy.
action: You ask Grandmother about the book
response: (Grandmother about the bookshelves)
You have a pleasant conversation about the bookshelves which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You search the bookshelves
response: They contain all sorts of old books about history and such.
action: You take the book
response: C'mon, it's a beautiful day. We can read another time.
action: Go north
response: The road turns here, running west and south. Grandmother's house is to the north, with a tidy little garden in front.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You go north
response: A warm, sunny room with a plush carpet. The walls are lined with bookshelves.

Grandmother sits in a rocking chair, knitting something.

In a corner sits Grandmother's butter churn.

It's drizzling heavily outside.

"Hello again."
action: You go east
response: A cosy room with a shiny marble fireplace.

Mother's sitting in her chair by the fire, reading a book.

It's drizzling heavily outside.
action: You tell the Mother about day
response: You have a pleasant conversation which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the Mother for the carrot
response: Mother isn't here. She's right here.
action: You examine the carrot
response: You don't see the crystal vegetables here. It was at Vegetable Garden.
action: Wind clock
response: The clock makes a loud ringing noise, then falls silent.
"Now, now, no need to make a racket."
action: Go west
response: A dusty road leads east to west. Some pleasant-seeming woods lie to the south.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: Go south
response: The trees are rather open here, letting sunlight in. A mass of grape vine blocks the way west and south, however. You can see the road to the north or east.

A large log lies here, one end covered in moss.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You search the vine
response: Densely-overgrown spiral vines.
action: You take the vine
response: That's hardly portable.
action: You climb the vine
response: Little is to be achieved by that.
action: Go west
response: A bustling fair filled with stalls and vendors of every kind. The flea market is to the west. The magic shop is to the south.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: Go south
response: A shop full of all sorts of wondrous things.

The shopkeeper shows off her wares.

It's drizzling heavily outside.

"Welcome, welcome."
action: You ask the shopkeeper about the book
response: (the cookbook)
You have a pleasant conversation about the cookbook which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: Exits
response: From here, we can go south, east, and west.
action: You go to the west
response: A crowded and busy section of the fair, with people buying and selling all sorts of strange things.

A flea is here, selling an assortment of junk.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You examine the junk
response: The busy market, a dented brass horn, and some sealing wax catch your eye.
action: You buy the wax
response: "One silver, please."
action: You ask the flea about the book
response: (the cookbook)
We can't reach into Damp Cave.
action: You ask the flea about the log
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the large log which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: Exits
response: The only way to go is east.
action: You look at the shopkeeper
response: A well-dressed woman with a complicated hat.
action: You ask the shopkeeper about Magic
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon)
You have a pleasant conversation about Puff the Magic Dragon which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the shopkeeper about the flowers
response: Which do you mean, the ice flowers or the fire flowers?
action: Ice
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the ice flowers which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask the shopkeeper about the poppies
response: You have a pleasant conversation about the scarlet poppies which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: Go east
response: We can't go that way.

The only way to go is north.
action: You go to the north
response: A bustling fair filled with stalls and vendors of every kind. The flea market is to the west. The magic shop is to the south.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You go east
response: A dusty road leads east to west. Some pleasant-seeming woods lie to the south.

It's drizzling heavily.
action: You go north
response: We can't go that way.

From here, we can go south, east, and west.
action: You eat the log
response: That's plainly inedible.
action: Climb log
response: Little is to be achieved by that.
action: You examine the tree
response: Tall trees with healthy green leaves.
action: Burn log
response: This dangerous act would achieve little.
action: You go to the east
response: We can't go that way.

From here, we can go north, south, and west.
action: You examine the greenbriars
response: Twisted vines with sharp thorns.
action: You take all
response: dirty clothes: Mother'll deal with washing those, silly. They're fine where they are.
action: Exits
response: From here, we can go south and up.
action: Go south
response: A dark limestone cave. Stalactites periodically drip, making a cool kerplunk noise. An opening leads north into the basement. A tunnel leads east.

Puff the Magic Dragon lies here comfortably on a pile of books.
action: You examine the stalactites
response: They hang tightly to the ceiling.
action: You ask Puff about Mother
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about Mother)
You have a pleasant conversation about Mother which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask Puff about us
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about us)
You have a pleasant conversation about us which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask Puff about the laundry
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about the laundry chute)
You have a pleasant conversation about the laundry chute which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You ask Puff about the shopkeeper
response: (Puff the Magic Dragon about the shopkeeper)
You have a pleasant conversation about the shopkeeper which fundamentally fails to be relevant.
action: You look around
response: A dark limestone cave. Stalactites periodically drip, making a cool kerplunk noise. An opening leads north into the basement. A tunnel leads east.

Puff the Magic Dragon lies here comfortably on a pile of books.
action: Yes
response: cheapglulxe quit with exit status: 0