This is the game that I wrote
by David Welbourn (2006)
Genres: Wordplay

The theme was fractured fairy tales. Vaguely inspired by "This is the house that Jack built."

action: %
response: You are west of a white house.
action: About yourself
response: The player character (or P.C.)
Who is in the game that I wrote.
action: You examine the house
response: This is the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.

It has a door.
action: You examine the door
response: This closed thing is called a door,
That guards the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: You open the door
response: It seems to be locked.

Oh, look. Here comes Matt.
action: Examine matt
response: This is Matt, in front of the door,
That guards the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: Kiss matt
response: Matt says, "Welcome."
action: You search matt
response: You find the key with the jagged edge,
Under Matt who's in front of the door,
That guards the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: You take the key
response: You already have that.
action: You open the door
response: It seems to be locked.
action: You unlock the door with the key
response: You unlock the door.
action: You open the door
response: You open the door.
action: You go east
response: You are inside the house.

Belle sits forlorn apon the floor,
Inside the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: Ring belle
response: You have no ring to give to Belle,
Who sits forlorn apon the floor,
Inside the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: You examine belle
response: Belle, she has a button nose,
And yes, you could even say it glows.
She sits forlorn apon the floor,
Inside the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: Press belle
response: You push cute Belle's li'l button nose.
She says "RING!" and there it goes!
A ring now rolls along the floor,
Inside the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: You take the ring
response: Taken.
action: You examine the ring
response: This diamond ring is shiny and bright.
'Tis made for someone's wedding night.
action: You wear the ring
response: Your finger is not where this ring goes,
That was made by Belle with the button nose.
She sits forlorn apon the floor,
Inside the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: You look at your surroundings
response: You are inside the house.

Belle sits forlorn apon the floor,
Inside the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: Up
response: Alas, I fear I have to say,
You simply cannot go that way,
'Cause this is the game that I wrote.
action: Go west
response: You are west of a white house.

Matt lies in front of the door,
That guards the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.
action: You give the ring to Belle
response: [Hm. Can you rephrase that?]
action: Ring belle
response: You get down on your knees, and you propose,
To Belle and her cute li'l button nose.
You made her ring, and you ring your Belle,
And everything will now be well.
The diamond ring, all shiny and bright,
Will comfort you on your wedding night.

No more forlorn apon the floor.
No longer blocked by some fool door.
You two will wed - imagine that!
Your witness shall be the welcome Matt.

Well, that's the story; there is no more,
Inside the house you've seen before,
Which is in the game that I wrote.

Please give one of the answers above.