Genre: Opinion/Argumentation

Which hard-fought victory would he rather obliterate first -- Medicare or women's rights? Will he broaden the ticket's appeal from conservatives to nut job conservatives? With his hangdog look and puppy dog eyes, is he afraid Romney will put him on top of his car? These are the kinds of questions -- and then some -- we will tackle every day. Now the workmen are installing the latest in celebrity scandal monitors. As I sit here I can see the DUI section. Hmm... Jenna Jameson was caught in L.A., her car wrapped around a pole. It was her first DUI. Not her first pole... Where were we? Oh yes, Say Anything. We'll take on everything from politics to pop culture, celebrities to newsmakers, the ridiculous to the sublimely ridiculous. There's so much to talk about and I'm excited to discuss all of it with you on Current TV. The ancient Mayans referred to the period we're in now as "the media cycle." I call it "the new abnormal" -- the era of Chick-Fil-A, Jan Brewer and Honey Boo Boo Child. A time when we're less worried about Big Brother watching us than we are about watching Big Brother. A time that I can't wait to talk about with my guests -- and with you. On this website , Facebook , Twitter and some other new platform I'll have to spend all my spare time figuring out. Well, this Command Module is almost finished. It's very similar to the one used by that NASA engineer -- the one with the faux hawk . We spent $50 billion going to Mars and the only alien life they found was in their own control room, wearing a hairstyle that was hip in 1983. The workmen are taking a break. They've left a gigantic box here. It either has talking points for my new show or ten years of Mitt Romney's tax returns. Hmm... It's pretty light.