Good morning, sire! Good morning, Zazu! Checking in with the morning report. Fire away! Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said, "No thanks!" We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch Not everyone invited will be coming back from lunch This is the morning report Gives you the long and the short Every grunt, roar and snort Not a tale I distort On the morning report! What are you doing, son? Pouncing. Let an old pro show you how it's done... Oh the buffalo have got a beef (talking in the background) about this season's grass Warthogs have been thwarted in attempts to save their gas Flamingos in the pink are chasing secretary birds Saffron is this season's color seen in all the herds Moving down the rank and file to near the bottom rung Far too many beetles... Stay low to the ground. Okay, stay low to the ground. Shh! Not a sound... take one more step. Then pounce! ...Are quite frankly in the dung. Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkk! Ha ha ha ha ha! This is the morning report gives you the long and the short Every grunt, roar, and snort, not a tale I distort, (muffled) on the morning report Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The Morning Report - The Lion King