【1】 树倒也不飞。 有一家住着一个客人,老是不说走,主人实在厌烦透了。
一天,主人有意把客人领到大门外的一棵树旁,指着树上的小鸟对客人说:你再住几天吧,等我磨磨斧子砍倒这棵树,把那只鸟烧一烧来请你吃。
客人听了半信半疑地说:恐怕不行吧,等到把树砍倒的时候,那鸟不是早已飞跑了吗?
主人笑笑说:你别担心,我已经看出来了,这是一只傻鸟,就是树倒了它也会待下去不肯飞走的。
【2】 高个子。 小方:我们幼儿园来了一位男老师,你喜欢吗? 小美:他是什么样的? 小方:个子很高,很和气。 小美:有飞飞高吗?飞飞已经1米2了!!
【3】 Jokes About the Elderly。 OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and WhiteOLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycledOLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feetOLD ESKIMOES never die, they just go coldOLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghostOLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seedOLD FARMERS never die, they just spade awayOLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathersOLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limpOLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tire