English Humor英语笑话 1 Bring Papa Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual. Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here. 【译文】带爸爸 老师:本次考试,你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等,就像你们平常做作业一样。 弗里克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸带来了。
Cat and crab One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!" 【译文】猫和螃蟹 一天,一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然,一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只猫非常生气,它追着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿,它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网,那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛,并对它说:“小样儿,你上了网我就不认识你了?!”
I do not know when, you fall softly on my red sweater, you put a flower as I have it? 不知什么时候,你轻轻地落在我鲜红的毛衣上,你把我也当成一朵花了吗?
Golden butterfly you! Whom you are dancing in it? Not smile flowers, grasses lost their luster. Oh, I see, you are in the garden that little daisy eyes. 金色的蝴蝶呀!你是在为谁而翩翩起舞呢?花儿没有了笑容,青草失去了光泽。哦,我明白了,你是在为园子里那眨着眼睛的小雏菊。