Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): I am not going to lie. I will give you the strait dope. These things are like crack.  I will polish off about 4-5 pages of these EASILY in a day (hence the freshman 50! that I have gained!) lol.  If you love these, I suggest balancing them out with some kind of carb blocker. 
 Polarity: Positive
Output (English): True