Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): ...or the good reviewers' taste buds are weak.  This is some disappointingly weak coffee.  I'm not some crazy "gotta have my jet black sludge to get through the day" coffee drinker - I'd say my favorite (and my wife's) is Caribou Blend.  This blend is WEAK, it can't hold half-and-half or even just whole milk without being wiped out.  Now, I will say I brew it on the "large cup" (9.25 oz, I believe) setting on our Keurig, so maybe it's a bit better on the 8oz setting, or even the small setting.  But Caribou (we also like Donut Shop, Green Mountain Kona Blend 10%, etc.) can be easily brewed on 9.25 and hold a good bold taste.  This coffee doesn't hold a CANDLE to any of those.  Now I'm stuck with 40+ of these. Blech...maybe the guests won't mind it! :)
Output (English): 2