Task: Explanation
Input (English): I wipe my ass with sand paper.
(A) Sand paper is used to remove material from surfaces and wiping an ass removes the poop.
(B)Sand paper would severely hurt the anus and no sane person would wipe their asses with it.
(C)Sand paper comes in a range of grit sizes and if you do not wipe your ass well you will stink.
Output (English): B