Task: Wrong Candidate Generation
Input (English): Context: Dad is more like my BFF . He 's my buddy . Takes care of me and loves me just as much as Mom , but in a different way . We can talk on the phone forever , about the stupidest shit , and we just make each other crack up . 
Question: What would the narrator 's BFF do if he were catch them stealing at a store ? 
Correct Answer: He would make the narrator put the items back and lecture them on stealing .
Output (English): He would let him , and crack up as a security guard hauled him away .