Task: Text Categorization
Input (English): While one character is extolling the virtues of yogurt, one character in this play says that "A conscientious doctor must die with his patient if they can't get well together" to which another notes that only the Royal Navy is honest in England. Two characters in this play discuss the death of Bobby Watson, and they note that his wife was also named Bobby Watson. One character in this play, who had extinguished another character's "first fires" recites a boring poem entitled "The Fire". That character is the maid, and she recites the poem after the Fire Chief arrives looking to extinguish a fire that had been announced three days previously. This play ends with the Martins replacing the Smiths and repeating their exact lines. For ten points, identify this Eugene Ionesco play about an unseen character whose hairdo never changes.
Output (English): Literature