Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): Dr..... WHY???? . I came upon this book by random chance, and was mislead to believe that this was a piece of true literature.  A book (short story really) that stumbles towards nothing.  If you're looking for some popcorn reading, sure this might suite you just fine, but avoid like that plague otherwise.  I suggest picking up some Vonnegut or Yates.  I hope this review might save at least one of you!!!      PS:  avoid frustratingly pointless epilogue..
Output (English): NEG