Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): Don't read this without reading Matus . Irvin Matus wrote the definitively researched text on Shakespearean authorship  (Shakespeare, In Fact), and the Earl of Oxford fails completely as an alternative Bard. I wouldn't go around quoting Anderson's theories in the presence of anyone familiar with Matus' evidence. You'll get your head handed to you on a platter. Guaranteed. It won't be a fair fight
Output (English): NEG