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Input (English): This work's title character commits suicide after receiving a telegram which says "Safe Brindisi. Having a rattling good time. " One character marries Rodney Bayham, while another ends up nurse to a woman who can only say a Latin phrase and "shuttlecocks". Maisie Maidan is the only character with a real heart defect, and the narrator's wife keeps a fake vial of heart medicine, which is in fact prussic acid. (*) Nancy Rufford is the title figure's last affair after he tires with Florence, the narrator's wife, and his marriage to Leonora fails miserably. For 10 points, name this "saddest story," told by John Dowell about Edward Ashburnham and written by Ford Maddox Ford.
Output (English): Literature