Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): Reading in earlier reviews that these were genuine chinese fortunes, I served them with a chinese Christmas dinner and was greatly disappointed, as were my guests.  Three sample fortunes are:  "Life is not a struggle.  It's a wiggle."  "Management is doing things right: leadership is doing the right things."  "If you're feeling down, try throwing yourself into your work."  These are not fortunes, they are self-help mini-bites.  A fortune is:  "Your love of travel will soon be satisfied," and it doesn't matter if they are predictive or not.  What matters is that they state a fortune.  "Beware the dog in the corner house," would be fun to get.  "Life is a wiggle" is boring. The cookies arrived on schedule, as promised, and in good condition in their individual wrappers.  All of that was as I'd hoped.  But content counts, in fortune cookies especially.
Output (English): Negative