Task: Summarization
Input (English): Why the heck can't Townhouse just get crackers right for once? Remember that feeling of dread you got when you slept over a friend's house and they had brands/foods not part of your world? That's the feeling that these crackers arise. A little too crunchy, a little too "fried", a little too much olive oil/spice imbibed (yes, despite the olive oil and sea salt proclamation on the box, there is garlic and onion present). Hey, you see these at your next sleepover, make up a rambling excuse referencing obscure food allergies, and flee.
Output (English): Flatbread Crackers - Finesse = Flat Crackers