Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): the makers of spawn have created something almost as vacuous
as this summer 's other comic book adaptation , batman and robin .
both films make the mistake of adapting for the screen not only the look of their graphic counterparts , but also their monosyllabic dialogue and empty - headed character motivations .
in panel - sized morsels , implausible plots and " rambo
" -esque dialogue are often overshadowed by the artwork , but on thirty foot silver screens , it 's much more difficult to dismiss the shallowness behind the pretty pictures .
spawn is ostensibly about an assassin named simmons ( white ) who is framed by a corporate baddie ( played without irony by sheen ) , then set on fire and left for dead .
though the movie skimps on the next few plot points , here 's what i could determine : said assassin then becomes the leader of satan 's army , under the tutelage of a flatulating midget named clown ( leguizamo , grating as always ) .
he is renamed , for reasons unbeknownst , spawn , and granted a really cool costume that enables him to become something of a human chameleon .
but when spawn spies on a birthday party for his child , he realizes that he ca n't be the evil superdemon he 's expected to be , and he sets about avenging his untimely death .
typical of summer blockbusters , spawn is an effects - laden ninety minute rock video .
while the visions of hell are laughably crude
( think the virtual reality sequences of the lawnmower man ) , spawn 's prehensile outfit and the action sequences are truly something to behold .
but the storytelling is completely lacking in emotion
( spawn longs for his wife , but they do n't have a single scene together before simmons ' death ! ) , conflict ( who will triumph is not anybody 's guess ) , and believability ( not that i expected it ) .
so many questions are left unanswered , and i 'm sure they wo n't be addressed in the inevitable sequel .
while last year 's the crow : city of angels suffered similar problems with its narrative ( which was lazy and somewhat incoherent ) , it had atmosphere to spare and genuine moments of hypnotic power .
spawn is an in - your - face , screaming banshee of a film ; these guys know how to graft a comic book onto celluloid , but they have n't the faintest idea how to make a movie .
Output (English): N