Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): a big house .
a big director , jan de bont of speed and twister fame .
a big star , catherine zeta - jones , hot of the heels of entrapment ( 6 . 5/10 ) and zorro .
a big remake of the haunting . and big special effects .
so what do they all amount to ?
unfortunately for us , a big bore ! plot : a hotshot doctor brings three insomniacs to an old , spooky mansion for controlled testing .
unbeknownst to the patients , the good doctor is actually conducting his own cover project that has to do with the psychology of fear .
critique : this movie just did n't scare me one bit
.
sure , it creeped and spooked me out a little here and there , but on the whole ,
it took waaaaay too long to get going , provided very little meat in the plot , went way past its own bedtime , and basically relied on grunts , the muttering of children 's voices and over - the - top special effects , to scare us .
well , this film did n't do much for me .
and they might as well have called it the " haunting of lily taylor " , since she 's basically the only character who had any real depth , background or reason to be in the house in the first place .
do n't get me wrong , catherine zeta was sweet window dressing ( despite my continued perception of her faint mustache - see entrapment ) , and owen wilson was good as the standard " comic relief " , but come on people , if you 're going to have us sit through two hours in a theater with these folks ,
how 'bout giving them a little more than one - liners as dimension .
neeson was also wasted as the smart , british guy .
it 's all too sad , cause certainly the " idea " seemed like a good one ( see the shining ( 9/10 ) for a close to perfect example of a creepy gone awry ) , but
the story was thin , the conclusion was laughable
( be gone . . .
poof ! )
and the special effects ?
well , they sure were nice to look at , but not for a moment did one of them scare , or even for a split - second , have me believe that they were anything more than hollywood special gadgetry
.
see it for zeta - jones , or if you like special effects and scary movies that take forever to get going , and provide very little payback , otherwise skip it and check out the original or the ultimate movie about spooky homes from the netherworld , the shining .
little known facts about this film and its stars : goofy actor owen wilson co - scripted indie favorites rushmore ( 8/10 ) and bottle rocket with director wes anderson .
his brother luke wilson is also an actor , who once dated drew barrymore for a year or so .
brother andrew is also an actor .
singer lisa loeb is listed in the credits as having portrayed the character of olivia morice , but i personally did not notice her .
she is well known for
her number one single " stay ( i missed you ) " and goofy glasses .
the creaks and moans heard throughout the house were prerecorded and played during filming in order to get a more natural expression of fear out of the actors .
catherine zeta - jones is currently dating flabby ass actor michael " sex
is my life " douglas .
she stands 5'8 " .
in 1998 , actor michael rapaport pleaded guilty to the aggravated harassment of lily taylor .
he was ordered to stay away from her and undergo counseling for one year .
actor bruce dern , who plays the throwaway role of the gatekeeper in this film , was once nominated for an oscar for best supporting actor for his role in coming home .
director jan de bont was born in holland , and began his lengthy career as a cinematographer on films as die hard , hunt for red october and basic instinct , directed by another dutchman , paul verhoeven .
actor todd field also played a small but pivotal role in stanley kubrick 's last film , eyes wide shut .
he was nick nightingale , the pianist .
this film was originally titled the haunting of hill house .
Output (English): N