Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): 1 .
he does n't have a hard - to - decipher accent ,
2 .
he does n't always speak in a monotone , and 3 .
his face does n't always wear the same impassive expression .
in short , the former nfl player turned fox sportscaster turned actor is too good to be bad , but too bad to be good .
unfortunately , the same can not be said of his first star vehicle , firestorm , which is just plain awful .
one of the most glaring problems with long ( who made his acting debut in john woo 's broken arrow ) is that he 's so mediocre that he often blends in with the scenery .
as ace firefighter jesse graves , long is supposed to be playing a bigger - than - life action hero -- the kind of he- man who will crash through a flaming door to save a child or parachute into a burning clearing to rescue some stupid campers .
unfortunately , despite the best efforts of first - time director dean semler to photograph long using heroic shots that make kevin costner 's work in the postman look stark , jesse turns out to be a pretty boring good guy .
to put it kindly , this is not a well - written motion picture .
firestorm is a collection of howlingly bad lines set against a backdrop of disaster movie clich ?
s which , taken together , form something that requires a level of viewer inebriation to be recognized as a plot .
the only reason this film is getting one star ( instead of something lower ) is that most of the fire sequences are realistic , and i was fascinated by the meticulous planning that must have been necessary to stage them effectively .
we 're introduced to our big burly hero one afternoon when he and some colleagues jump into the midst of a forest fire to save a group of people .
during this sequence , our big burly hero proves that he 's also a sensitive guy by risking his life to save a little girl and her dog ( yes , the dog lives ) from being broiled alive .
flash - forward a year .
now , our big burly hero is taking over as chief of his smokejumpers association , replacing outgoing honcho wynt perkins ( real actor scott glenn ) .
but this day , our big burly hero 's first in charge , is n't going to be business - as - usual .
a group of nasty escaped criminals have set a wyoming forest alight to aid their flight to freedom .
led by randy earl shaye ( william forsythe ) , the sadistic creep who must be killed twice to really die , they pose as canadian firefighters who somehow got lost across the border .
along the way , they meet and take hostage the damsel in distress ( suzy amis ) .
eventually , our big burly hero is placed in a position where he has to fight the fire , rescue the damsel in distress , defeat the sadistic creep who must be killed twice to really die , and restore order to the galaxy .
firestorm 's director , dean semler , is a former cinematographer ( he won an academy award for his work on dances with wolves ) ,
so it 's no surprise that the film looks good .
unfortunately , that 's firestorm 's lone asset , and it falters near the end , when computer - generated special effects fill up the screen .
these are of about equal quality to what you might observe on a nintendo 64 video game .
the action sequences , which include a variety of chases , are occasionally interesting , but never invigorating .
everyone , including long , appears to be going through the motions .
there is n't a memorable performance to be found from beginning to end , unless you count the forest fire , which generates some heat .
as the sadistic creep who must be killed twice to really die , william forsythe lacks panache .
he 's worse than a generic bad guy ; he 's a boring generic bad guy who does n't have any snappy one - liners to hurl at our big burly hero .
my advice to scott glenn ( absolute power ) and suzy amis ( titanic ) is to accidentally forget this film the next time they 're making out a resume .
there 's some small comfort in knowing this early in the year that
i already have one entry for my bottom 10 list .
( at least i hope there are n't 10 worse films than this . )
and i know i was n't the only one who really disliked this movie .
as the audience was filing out of the screening , i loitered in the theater lobby to catch a few comments .
the general consensus seemed to be that , although the movie sucked , the promotional key ring was cool .
the problem is that fox wo n't be giving out key rings to regular movie - goers , so that nixes any reason to see firestorm .
Output (English): N