Task: Summarization
Input (English): first, the good news:  YES, these are really good. the bad news: They are loaded with monosodium glutamate Of course, this wasn't listed on Amazon as one of the ingredients. This is a good item if you're not sensitive to MSG-- Now I have to go to the 7-11 and buy the fried pork rinds to feed my addiction.
Output (English): AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!