Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): midway through " anaconda " , documentary filmmaker terri flores ( jennifer lopez ) turns to a co - worker and says " i thought this movie would be my first big break .
instead , it 's turned into a disaster .
" truer words have never been spoken .
" anaconda " is a monster movie with a lousy monster .
it 's a suspense film that is utterly predictable .
it 's a mess the film does manage to drum up some scares , but only in the most elementary way , like a jack - in - the - box .
as you turn the crank , you 're totally aware that the damn clown is going to pop up , but somehow it 's still mildly startling when it happens .
the main difference between the giant snake in " anaconda " and the clown in a jack - in - the - box is that the clown is more realistic .
" anaconda " boasts some of the worst special effects to appear onscreen in years .
animatronic shots of the snake look as phony as any of those cringe- inducing robots
you 've endured at disney world .
but it 's the computer animated scenes that truly expand the meaning of the word lame .
in one shot , a character tries to flee from the monster by diving from a tree near a waterfall , but the giant snake springs out and loops around its hapless victim in mid air .
the scene , if done well , would have been a jaw- dropper . here , the horribly bad digital effects look less convincing than a saturday morning cartoon .
what 's really amazing is that the filmmaker 's were so proud of this dreadful shot that they actually included it in the promotional trailers for the movie .
but enough about the phony snakes .
now it 's time to talk about the lousy story
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heroic and very pale anthropologist eric stoltz leads a documentary film crew down a brazilian river in search of the shirishama indians , a legendary tribe that supposedly lives in the boondocks of the rain forest .
stoltz tells his crew " pray that you did n't forget your bug spray .
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apparently the female crew members bathed in the stuff , because they spend most of the film wearing skimpy tops and short shorts with no ill effect .
along the way , the group rescues a whacked - out lapsed priest ( jon voight ) who claims to know how to find the shirishama .
within minutes , they throw away all their plans and follow voight down a tributary into the land of creepiness .
from that point on , the film is a hodgepodge of scenes and shots ripped off from " jaws " and " dead calm .
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one of the oddest structural points of the film is the handling of eric stoltz .
early in the story , his character gets knocked into a coma by a river insect and spends virtually the rest of the movie unconscious .
so why did they hire an actor of the caliber of stoltz for what amounts to a cameo appearance ?
also , why did stoltz , who generally selects his roles with great care , agree to appear in this crap ?
ah , the mysteries of hollywood .
the remaining crew members are basically just snake food waiting to happen .
jonathan hyde is mildly diverting as a pompous englishman hired to narrate the documentary , but lopez and ice cube manage to rise above their cardboard characters .
lopez , who starred in " selena , " is an enormously appealing performer , possessing a vibrancy that makes even the most trite lines seem credible .
ice cube has a special charisma ; an ability to look like a macho adult and a frightened boy simultaneously .
there 's also a special twinkle in his eyes , as if he 's gently mocking his own tough - guy posturing .
but the movie really centers around the outrageously hammy performance of jon voight .
obsessed with capturing one of the giant anacondas , voight plays the villain in thick accent , with a series of leers and hisses , spouting the kind of dialogue usually heard only in episodes of " jonny quest .
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at one point , he looms over the crew and says " the anaconda is the perfect killing machine .
it strikes , wraps around you , holds you tighter than your true love .
and you get the privilege of hearing your bones break before the power of its embrace causes your veins to explode .
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that moment is so high - camp that it almost made the film tolerable .
almost . fans of the horror genre may be tempted to check out " anaconda .
" do n't .
there are a lots of horror films scheduled for release this summer , including another " alien " sequel .
wait for them , rent " jaws " in the meantime , and do n't throw away your money and time on drivel like this .
Output (English): N