Task: Summarization
Input (English): The ghastly horror of these pickles is enough to strip the mind of reason.  They are brown, mushy, and flavored with spices that bring to mind the morgue and the taxidermist.  On top of that each and every pickled chunk is sweetened with a full tablespoon of pure cane sugar.  No living human being could consume more than one without selling his immortal soul.
Output (English): Seven days of bad taste in your mouth