Task: Sentiment Analysis
Input (English): cashing in on the success of white men ca n't jump and the failure of most of their solo vehicles ( including the cowboy way and drop zone ) , wesley snipes and woody harrelson have reteamed , hoping that they can strike up the same success .
sadly , if this dismal , cliche ridden and mind - numbingly boring action pic is anything to go by , they have n't got a chance in hell of even coming close .
this time out , the duo play foster brothers who are transit cops .
following several run - ins with their tyrannical boss ( robert blake ) , who is obsessed with the " money train " --a train which carries all the subway 's takings -- and will let nothing stop it
( now * there 's * an original plot device ) , harrelson 's character decides to try and take off with the cash .
along the way , both of them fall in love with the same woman -- another transit cop who also hates her boss .
this leads to the typical sibling rivalry crap that you usually find in a film of this standard ( ' you were always the better brother ' etc .
etc . etc . ) , and does n't help to add anything to the film .
given a better script , better performers in supporting roles and a shorter running time ( the film almost went for two hours -- or did it just feel like it ? )
, this film might ( and i mean * might * ) have turned out okay , but as it is ,
it is stocked with the worst action film cliches , whose only purpose appears to be to pad the film out to its painfully long running time .
robert blake , who plays the evil boss , has got to be the most pathetic bad guy in film history !
he sounds like wayne newton , and appears to think the best way to appear evil is to have your eyes bulging as though they are about to burst out of their sockets !
but this is only one of money train 's problems .
if you look at the script as if it was an action film , it lacks originality and suspense .
but if you try to look at it as if it were a heist film , it is even worse .
the final robbery sequence is almost trivialised and the characters definitely ai n't butch and sundance .
the film is n't all bad though .
snipes and harrelson , when they are n't using the dumb cliches that the script gives them , make an agreeable duo , and some of the stunt - work is indeed excellent .
but good stunt - work can not save a bottom - of - the - barrel action movie .
if you 're a really undemanding action freak , there 's a chance you 'll like this .
but if you 're looking for something original , or suspenseful , try somewhere else
-- i doubt you 'll find it here .
Output (English): N