Task: Story Composition
Input (English): Fact1: Councillor Sidney Fiddler hits on notion of holding beauty contest, Fact2: motion is carried in Augusta 's absence, Fact3: Sidney 's girlfriend runs local hotel, Fact4: residents including eccentric Mrs Dukes and randy old Admiral are outnumbered by putative models including diminutive biker Hope Springs and tall buxom Dawn Brakes, Fact5: catfight orchestrated by Hope after thinking Dawn has stolen bikini provides better newspaper copy than bringing donkey off beach despite bucket and spade of hotel porter
Output (English): The seaside town of Fircombe is facing a crisis – its always raining and theres nothing for the tourists to do. Councillor Sidney Fiddler Sid James hits on the notion of holding a beauty contest. The mayor, Frederick Bumble Kenneth Connor, is taken with the idea but feminist councillor Augusta Prodworthy June Whitfield is outraged and storms out of the meeting. The motion is carried in Augustas absence, and Sidney contacts publicist Peter Potter Bernard Bresslaw to help with the organisation. Sidneys girlfriend, Connie Philpotts Joan Sims, runs a local hotel and soon her residents—including the eccentric Mrs Dukes Joan Hickson and the randy old Admiral Peter Butterworth—are outnumbered by putative models, including diminutive biker Hope Springs Barbara Windsor and tall, buxom Dawn Brakes Margaret Nolan. A catfight orchestrated by Hope after thinking Dawn has stolen her bikini provides better newspaper copy than bringing a donkey off the beach which, despite the bucket and spade of hotel porter, William Jack Douglas, ruins the plush carpets. Augustas son, press photographer Larry Robin Askwith, is hired to document the donkey stunt and snaps the catfight that has the Mayor losing his trousers, then gulps his way through a nude photo shoot with Dawn. The Mayors wife, Mildred Patsy Rowlands, joins Prodworthys braburning movement and plots the downfall of the Miss Fircombe contest on the pier. Peter Potter reluctantly becomes a man in a frock for another publicity gimmick for the television show Womens Things, presented by Cecil Gaybody Jimmy Logan and produced by Debra Sally Geeson. Prodworthy and butch feminist Rosemary Patricia Franklin call in the police David Lodge and Billy Cornelius to investigate the male pageant contestant but Peters previously prim girlfriend, Paula Valerie Leon, has a makeover and turns out to be very buxom and glamorous. and steps into the breach as the mysterious girl. Prodworthys gang put Operation Spoilsport into action, sabotaging the final contest with water, mud and itching powder. With an angry mob after his blood, Sidney makes his escape on a gokart, finds Connie has taken all the money and then speeds away with Hope on her motorcycle.