Task: Story Composition
Input (English): Fact1: Sylvester attempting to catch Tweety to hide evidence, Fact2: constant cravings for Tweety are sign of profound personal weakness, Fact3: only way for him to overcome weakness is to kick habit for good, Fact4: group of cats have banded to overcome addictions to birds, Fact5: cat kisses to prove point
Output (English): The short opens with Sylvester once again attempting to catch and eat Tweety, this time succeeding and closing the blinds to hide the evidence. Before he can eat Tweety, however, he is interrupted by a crimson, erudite, milquetoast cat named Clarence or Sam in some sources but unnamed in the short itself, who tells him that his constant cravings for Tweety are a sign of profound personal weakness, and that the only way for him to overcome this weakness is to kick the habit for good. Believing that he is in need of help, Sylvester proudly joins Birds Anonymous, a group of cats who have banded together to overcome their addictions to birds. Sylvester lives by this motto: Birds is strictly for the birds! However, Sylvesters resolve begins to break down after a short time, primarily due to constant temptation since he still lives in the same house as Tweety. The temptations begins to grow even more after he hears TV commercials featuring a stuffed turkey and birdthemed songs on the radio. Sylvester valiantly makes many attempts to control his baser urges, even physically chaining himself to an iron radiator at one point. After Tweety asks the cat: Dont you wike me anymore? Sylvester replies: I think... I think... I think youre... I think youre... DELICIOUS! and yanks the radiator out of the floor as he makes another grab for Tweety, only to be stopped by his cat friend again with a plunger to his mouth who expressed concern that Sylvester was weakening. Sylvester admits he did and thanks his friend for the intervention. Sylvester is tortured by insomnia that night, and eventually succumbs to his basic instincts to try to grab Tweety, but is stopped again when his cat friend pours alum in his mouth. Sylvester then attempts to literally drink Tweety through a straw but fails. Ashamed of his weakness, Sylvester collapses into sobs I cant stand it! I gotta have a bird! Im weak! Im weak, but I dont care! I cant help it! After all, I am a pussycat!, but the cat friend consoles him, telling him severe withdrawal symptoms are all part of the process, and that if he stays with the Birds Anonymous program, he will eventually succeed and come to love birds, as he does. However, when the cat kisses Tweety to prove his point, years of his denial take their toll and the B.A. cat attempts to devour Tweety himself, this time with Sylvester restraining him and telling him to control himself. Tweety, escaping to a nearby counter, watches and sums up the whole affair with a shrug: Like I said before: Once a bad ol puddy tat, always a bad ol puddy tat!