Task: Story Composition
Input (English): Fact1: fictitious country of Moronica seems to be familiar with pool game, Fact2: Larry parodies attempts to control Greece, Fact3: winner of battle is portrait of Napoleon, Fact4: portrait of Napoleon grabs bird before running out of frame, Fact5: cue ball defies laws of physics thereby avoiding explosive ball by swerving around it and finally jumping over it
Output (English): At the estate of King Herman the 67⁄8 Don Brodie a parody of Kaiser Wilhelm II, the deposed king of Moronica, war profiteers Ixnay Vernon Dent, Amscray Lynton Brent and Umpchay previously Onay Bud Jamison have decided that they have had enough of Moe Hailstone, the fascist dictator they put in power, and want to help Herman retake the throne. To this end, his daughter, the princess Gilda Mary Ainslee, threatens to try and assassinate Hailstone using an explosive Number 13 pool ball strategically positioned in Hailstones billiard table the fictitious country of Moronica seems to be familiar with a pool game in which the 13 ball is placed at the head of the rack during set up. Dictator Moe Hailstone of Moronica enjoys a shave, and fights Field Marshal Herring previously Gallstone Curly and the Minister of Propaganda previously called Pebble Larry for a turkey a parody of Hitler possibly wanting control in Turkey. Larry parodies the attempts to control Greece by saying, Ill wipe out grease. The winner of that battle is a portrait of Napoleon who grabs the bird from the bewildered Stooges, before running out of his frame to enjoy his victory dinner. At a loss, Hailstone starts crying. Gilda enters, and shows the Stooges a glimpse through a telescope of all three of them on a spit roasting in Hell and starts to place in Hailstones mind the idea that his allies, the Axel partners, are plotting against him. After doing this, she replaces the 13 ball on Hailstones pool table with the explosive 13 ball and flees as Hailstone begins a pool game with his partners. Throughout the rest of the game, the cue ball inexplicably defies the laws of physics, thereby avoiding the explosive ball by swerving around it and finally jumping over it, colliding with Herrings head. Later, the Axel partners arrive for a meeting. The partners consist of Chiselini Cy Schindell; a parody of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, the Bey of Rum Jack Tiny Lipson; an unnamed Japanese delegate Nick Arno; a parody of Japanese emperor Hirohito unk; and an unnamed Russian delegate Charles Dorety. As the meeting breaks into chaos following Hailstones declaration that the world belongs to him, the Stooges go into action on the other delegates and each other. Finally, with all the other Axels delegates defeated, Hailstone orders Herring to surrender the globe they had fought over. Herring, however, refuses to comply and furiously smashes the globe over Hailstones head, sending him into a temper tantrum. Herring, finally having enough of Hailstones patronizing antics, yells at Hailstone as he grabs the explosive Number 13 ball and throws it against the floor in frustration, blowing up the meeting room upon impact. Herman regains his throne and the trios taxidermied heads are used as three mounted hunting trophies.