Anchor: This excuse usually appears in the form of a corporate press release, because nobody can keep a straight face when it's spoken out loud.
Entailed: People find the excuse amusing when it's spoken aloud.
Contradiction: The excuse never appears in a corporate press release.
Contradiction: not watched at alll
Contradiction: The lambs have been shorn.
Contradiction: The sound of the tribes of Israel's horns destroyed the walls of Old Jericho and conquered Jerusalem. 
Contradiction: There are men and women in front of a store.