Anchor: I'll be there, sir.
Entailed: Sir, I promise to be present.
Contradiction: Madam, I regret to inform you I will not be attending.
Contradiction: Nobody is racing
Contradiction: Weld wants to regain a sense of moral superiority after the fact.
Contradiction: A young man is enjoying a trampoline.
Contradiction: A kid is pretty little to fit in a grocery cart.