Anchor: British mathematician Sir Roger Penrose, best known for his contributions to the theory of consciousness, has turned his attention to toilet paper.
Entailed: A renown mathematician has begun studying toilet paper.
Contradiction: A famous mathematician has given up toilet paper due to his latest study in numbers.
Contradiction: A girl is kayaking.
Contradiction: That's okay.
Contradiction: Well, they're not really cats, are they?
Contradiction: You won't be able to use a Mac.