Anchor: While there are no purpose-built attractions aimed at children, and no real beaches on Madeira, most kids should find the island an enjoyable experience, especially if your visit coincides with any of the major festivals ( and Calendar of Events, below).
Entailed: Kids will most likely enjoy their time on Madeira.
Contradiction: Madeira is an island almost literally built for kids.
Contradiction: A band is performing on stage.
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Contradiction: Saw it 3 times. 
Contradiction: A woman is jumping up and down.