Anchor: That explains the Ellen Barkin thing.
Entailed: That accounts for the Ellen Barkin incident.
Contradiction: Nothing explains the Ellen Barkin situation.
Contradiction: It's like an even more dumbed down version of Baywatch.
Contradiction: Have you ever pondering joining a circus?
Contradiction: We have not created a website.
Contradiction: I have ten years of experience anchoring network television programs.