Anchor: The cover story christens professional wrestling a new American art form, albeit a savage  Fifty episodes of a popular wrestling TV show included 1,658 instances of grabbing or pointing to one's crotch, 157 instances of an obscene finger gesture, 128 episodes of simulated sexual activity, and 21 references to urination.
Entailed: Professional wrestling on TV is filled with tasteless acts.
Contradiction: TV has banned the screening of professional wrestling.
Contradiction: Ballerinas intercepted the football and ran it back for a touchdown.
Contradiction: The male is with a little female.
Contradiction: The river is dry.
Contradiction: This is true even when there's a quick loss of value.