Anchor: I was so-o-o excited, the widow and former duplex dweller said of the purchase of her first home, a sagging frame structure on Snowden. 
Entailed: The window and duplex dweller were quite excited about their first home buy.
Contradiction: They weren't excited about the purchase of their first car, a Maserati.
Contradiction: Their historical accuracy was terrible.
Contradiction: A 44 magnum is a great weapon.
Contradiction: Running slower than a snail.
Contradiction: a girl holds on.