Anchor: We are confronted here with a statute which, if interpreted literally, produces an absurd, and perhaps unconstitutional, result.
Entailed: The literal interpretation is absurd and unconstitutional. 
Contradiction: The statute is literally pleasing and constitutional. 
Contradiction: Woman are sitting down.
Contradiction: Forget Me Not ultimately finished in third place.
Contradiction: The child is sleeping in bed.
Contradiction: There have been federal budget cuts in the last 25 years.