Anchor: The Long Beach tourist office can recommend a historical walking tour of landmark buildings along Ocean Boulevard and Pine Avenue.
Entailed: Ocean Boulevard and Pine Avenue provide tourists with a potentially enjoyable time with a walking tour.
Contradiction: Long Beach, unfortunately, does not have an available tourist office.
Contradiction: The man in midair is catching a football.
Contradiction: Humans in pants
Contradiction: The gentleman farmer and his wife never come to market day.
Contradiction: I don't think a lot of Royko's readers understood what he wrote wasn't real