Anchor: Today's NYT opinion page is defaced by another of the paper's patented unfunny celebrity tryout pieces--this time by miniature actor Rick Moranis.
Entailed: The NYT's opinion page is defaced by an unfunny celebrity tryout piece.
Contradiction: The NYT's opinion page is defaced by an funny celebrity tryout piece.
Contradiction: He is completely rehabilitated because of jail. 
Contradiction: A french word.
Contradiction: No one is sitting at a table.
Contradiction: Loring Kulit is now home to the famous flea market.