Anchor: It sells excellent lace and embroidered items (most items are cheaper than they are in Funchal), leather goods, and a great selection of vintage Madeiran wine, with bottles dating back to last century (for a hefty price, of course).
Entailed: It has a wide variety of Madeiran wine with some originating from the last century, available at an expensive price.
Contradiction: It has limited selection of wines and does not offer lace items.
Contradiction: A man with a cowboy hat is driving.
Contradiction: I try to make it a bit more humorous.
Contradiction: An umpire calls an out.
Contradiction: The longest working information management worker above the CIOs wants it to be known that he is not higher than the CIOs, and does not wish to be.