Anchor: (Contest  Best punch line e-mailed to the Shopping Avenger will be rewarded by public mention in this space, plus a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax, if the Shopping Avenger can figure out what Turtle Wax is.)
Entailed: The best punch line will be rewarded by mention and a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax.
Contradiction: The best punch line will not be rewarded by mention and won't receive a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax.
Contradiction: The woman is skiing.
Contradiction: By telling my story from personal erotic memories which have shaped my life this sharing can impact the lives of other women who read them as well as encourage them to write their own stories as well.  
Contradiction: The lady walked past the building.
Contradiction: Reusable cloth bags are currently being promoted by them.