Anchor: Moreover, it is a well-established rule that Congress is presumed not to have intended absurd results.
Entailed: Most people assume that Congress did not intend to have absurd results.
Contradiction: The rule of thumb is to assume Congress meant to achieve the most absurd results possible.
Contradiction: The fix still needs to be thrown in.
Contradiction: A girl is smiling.
Contradiction: A surfer is sitting on the beach.
Contradiction: A woman makes a pattern from yellow and white fabric on a wooden stand