Anchor: Or an old-school Reform rabbi, performing a relevant bris atop a pinball machine.
Entailed: Or  circumcision being performed atop a pinball machine by a Reform Rabbi. 
Contradiction: Rabbi's never perform a bris due to it being forbidden in scripture. 
Contradiction: Hall didn't say anything about what was needed.
Contradiction: The soccer ball is multicolored.
Contradiction: The person is outside.
Contradiction: Satellite locations and regional offices will not be closing.