Anchor: Microsoft spokesmen simultaneously profess 1) reluctance at being forced to stoop to lobbying and 2) chagrin at having done so belatedly.
Entailed: Microsoft spokesmen do not wish to be forced to lobby, and feel bad about having to do so in such a manner.
Contradiction: Microsoft spokesmen are actually quite fond of the lobbying process and take pride in doing so.
Contradiction: Physical standards do not help you recognize aromas.
Contradiction: A couple of fellows are on a walk outside at night.
Contradiction: We have our own food and shelter and do not need yours. 
Contradiction: A man is standing.