Anchor: 'Tis the spring entertaining season again, in which people fumble with their once or twice a year attempt at Victorian propriety.
Entailed: Spring is entertainment season.
Contradiction: Spring is not entertainment season.
Contradiction: Stores that sell garden supplies only sell generically named products.
Contradiction: Dear God
Contradiction: Were you able to get one while at work?
Contradiction: ALmost all of the submissions referred to celebrities.