Anchor: To help you choose a nightlife scene, pick up a copy of Hong Kong Tourist Authority's dining and entertainment guide for listings, or just simply wander through the maze of neon signs and take your pick.
Entailed: The Hong Kong Tourist Authority publishes a dining and entertainment guide.
Contradiction: There aren't any guides available for nightlife.
Contradiction: They are all midgets.
Contradiction: The put-on is instantly understood by Carrey's Kaufman.
Contradiction: The internal controls of an agency should have very little to do with flexibility.
Contradiction: There are officers on duty.