Anchor: If only this had been understood before, we could all have become conservatives much sooner.
Entailed: There exists some information that upon hearing it, makes the case for becoming a conservative more attractive.
Contradiction: We are, and never have been conservatives.
Contradiction: Only joys occured for orrery users. 
Contradiction: There is more than one person in the rink
Contradiction: The classic Frank Capra film tells us that we are just insignificant grains of sand in the universe.
Contradiction: What is the temperature up there right now?