Anchor: Slate in four of the site's markets (the Democratic and Republican presidential races, the battle for control of Congress, and the U.S.
Entailed: Slate has different markets.
Contradiction: Slate appeals equally across every market.
Contradiction: A joke is generally defined as following no chain of logic and ending in a predictable way.
Contradiction: military personnel are patroling
Contradiction: A hockey player is skating without a helmet.
Contradiction: Even with 12 countries pooling their resources, he was the only one who could have accomplished the impossible task.