Anchor: Here's my nominee for worst movie of the year (complete category should  Worst Movie of the Year That Assumedly Adult Male Reviewers Slathered Over): There's Something About Mary --a pathetically sophomoric, penis-obsessed mess that wouldn't even appeal to Larry Flynt!
Entailed: There's Something About Mary was a really bad movie.
Contradiction: I think the best movie I have ever watched is There's Something About Mary.
Contradiction: The man is sitting on the infant's lap.
Contradiction: Poverty is a major issue in America
Contradiction: A group of people set fire to a couch.
Contradiction: In the past they stood up for their heroes.