Anchor: If only there were creative writing schools in Heaven, or failing that, editors, we could hope that Jesus would learn how to improve on awful sentences like that.
Entailed: Jesus could improve his awful sentences if there was creative writing schools in Heaven.
Contradiction: There are creative writing schools in Heaven that teach how to write.
Contradiction: The device doesn't read sound files.
Contradiction: My heartbeat went faster.
Contradiction: The kayaks are on a trailer.
Contradiction: Two women are enjoying themselves.