Anchor: This brings me to Myth Number  The Postal Service cannot close a post office without first obtaining the approval of the Postal Rate Commission, which supposedly takes four years.
Entailed: It is a myth that the Postal Service cannot close a post office without approval.
Contradiction: The Post Office is forbidden from ever attempting to close any office.
Contradiction: A man in a skirt is running the 50 yard dash.
Contradiction: An upset fireman.
Contradiction: A girl is smashing a mirror.
Contradiction: The boy likes to climb trees.