Anchor: On the  1) Former guitarist John Frusciante returns to give the band a hint of their former jammy-jammin' glory; and 2) Rolling Stone is wildly positive (four stars), if completely alone in its enthusiasm--They've written a whole album's worth of tunes that tickle the ear, romance the booty, swell the heart, moisten the tear ducts and dilate the third eye (Greg Tate).
Entailed: John Frusciante was a former guitarist in a band.
Contradiction: John Frusciante was a former drummer in a band.
Contradiction: Neither George or his wife were columnists.
Contradiction: The group consists of Asian Americans. 
Contradiction: A lady is playing a grand piano onstage.
Contradiction: There is snow outside.