Anchor: Then we could have obtained a computer for you and you could have simulated our sky as it should be within your computer and forced it to be repaired long ago.
Entailed: Then we could have gotten you a computer to run a simulation.
Contradiction: Then you could have used your magic to repair our sky.
Contradiction: There are no dents, nor are there any holes.
Contradiction: man dressed as pirate
Contradiction: Only well paid professionals can afford to eat there. 
Contradiction: There are women playing volleyball.