Anchor: Looking at Saturday's line-up, it's clear the networks are betting that, in your post-holiday stupor, you won't notice the stunning array of box-office bowsers they're  Rudy (Fox, 8 PM), Richie Rich (NBC, 8 PM), Medicine Man (TBS, 8: 05), Poison Ivy (UPN, 8 PM), Corrina, Corrina (TNT, 8 PM), Dunston Checks In (Family Channel, 8 PM).
Entailed: The network is showing a lot of bad movies.
Contradiction: The network's movies are all Oscar-winning.
Contradiction: Two goldfish are riding bikes in a giant pile of mashed potatoes.
Contradiction: No one is going back. 
Contradiction: The article focused on the event.
Contradiction: A skateboarder rides his board outdoors.