Anchor: and i haven't figured how to get that soft and i tried even tying a pillow to it but two years ago i joined well it's not quite two years it's almost two years i joined the Cosmopolitan Lady here in Plano
Entailed: I haven't figured out how to soften that.
Contradiction: I figured out how to make that very soft.
Contradiction: All metaphors are dead and are literal.
Contradiction: There aren't any Yankees or Rebels anymore, just US troops. 
Contradiction: What time was tea served?
Contradiction: I work in the schools.