Anchor: Two weeks ago, art historian Simon Schama predicted in The New Yorker that Pam Gems' play about midcentury British painter Stanley Spencer, his wife, and his lover would be received--unfairly, claimed Schama--as yet another formulaic contribution to the flourishing genre of painter-as-prick.
Entailed: Simon Schama commented on Pam Gems' play about Stanley Spencer.
Contradiction: Pam Gems has never written a play.
Contradiction: The building was used as the first post office in the country.
Contradiction: A man in a church.
Contradiction: They are inside together.
Contradiction: Unless it is retroactive cutting taxes on capital gains won't work.