Anchor: First you should know that I am proscribed as a duly registered virgin.
Entailed: I think I'm obliged to tell you that I'm a virgin.
Contradiction: This isn't my first rodeo in a clown car.
Contradiction: There are people outdoors sitting in the snow
Contradiction: Figure nine deals with the DOD's acquisition process.  
Contradiction: Fertilizer that leaked into the Mississippi River has not killed sea life.
Contradiction: a man has a laptop