Product: Coyote Ugly [VHS]
Rating: 1.0
The Coyote's Aren't Ugly, This Movie Is
Okay, here's what's wrong with this one: Super-sexy super-model-barmaids that have the personality of paper cut-out dolls is not enough to keep this astonishingly UPSURD story interesting or fun. Sure the trailer made it look fun, and there's everything for everybody, right? You have the cute runaway country-bumpkin that wants to make it big in the big city, that appeals to all you farmer's daughters, right? Oh, and all those sexy models--like devistatingly beautiful Tyra Banks--too call to the males like syrens. And there's the romantic interest for us ladies. So why isn't this fun or interesting? Because nothing about this movie is believable. There's nothing fun about this movie or romantic. When Piper Perabo opens her mouth to sing, fulfilling her life-long dream, we're to think a star is born, instead, I found myself rolling my eyes and joining the other ladies in the theatre as they all turn to their date--who are too busy drooling over attractive Perabo--and give a look that says How Incredibly Cheesy! Unfortunately, my boyfriend bought this DVD--God help him, he's attracted to Piper Parabo-like girls (which is why he's dating me, I suppose) and is not disappointed by it's lackluster features--a little featurette here and there about the making of this dud, so forth. All I have to say about this one is Last call, boys, this bar should be closed for remodeling.