Product: Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Rating: 1.0
WHAT!!!
AM I CRAZY? WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE THIS MOVIE!?!?! Not only is the spiderman movie series dumb, but this one especially is horrid! First off the dialogue is so stiff and uncomfortable (if you have seen the recent Star Wars movies with Padme and Anakin you'll know what I mean). Everything is so damn corney. I also hate how in this movie they gave spiderman Superman abilities, like to hold an entire wall from falling...WHAT!? Then he takes these encredible falls without a scratch or a bruse or anything! For instance hes flying through the city from skyscraper to skyscraper then falls from way up there and falls right on the roof of a small building....Uhh..OW?Then he falls off of a speeding subway trains on top of a high bridge and falls right slap on the road below, then gets up an runs off...COME ON! This is by far NOT the BEST COMIC movie at all!!! But Not the worst, Superman in the 70's was worse, then the old scholl Batman from the 60's, then these Spidy movies, then Hulk, then the last 2 Batman movies of the 90's series, then X-men, then the first 2 Batman movies of the 90's, then THE BEST COMIC MOVIE EVER IS THE NEW BATMAN BEGINS, go see that if you want a truly good comic movie with surprisingly no corneyness at all...thats a first for comics!