Product: Constantine [Blu-ray] (2012)
Rating: 2.0
Keanu Reeves: Dude, I was just attacked by a foot-soldier demon.
Other actor: No way!KR: Way! He was, like...a bunch of BUGS-n-stuff. But I kicked his ass.OA: NO WAY!!KR: WAY! Got a smoke?OA: Does the Pope wear a funny..oh, sorry dude. No offense.KR: Just give me the damn cigarette.Fade to white then to breathtaking shot of Rachel Weisz or Tilda Swinton.