Product: Constantine [Blu-ray] (2012)
Rating: 1.0
Worse than space trash!!!
Uhmmm...where can I start? This movie was horrible. The whole concept for this movie was horrid. Firstly, the down right ludicrous scenes where Constantine visits hell. All he has to do is take a foot soak and he can visit the netherworld. Please. Oh and let's not forget the horribly delivered line Reeves gave "I was just attacked by demons." Oh were you really? I couldn't believe it!! With that monotone voice and no emotion to boot Keanu sounds like he's reading his lines off the back of a shopping bag. Rachel Weisz was no winner either. Other than having some inflection in her voice her performance was mediocre at best. And who was that kid wearing that God awful tam? Why was he in the movie and what was his purpose? I was glad when he met his demise. It seemed to me that everyone that "acted" in this movie only did so because they wanted to pay off some past due Comcast bills. It didn't seem like anyone was too enthusiastic about "acting" in this senseless dribble posing as a film. To sum it up this movie was a dragged in dogs mess. I am so glad I saw this mess on my friends bootleg and didn't waste 10 bucks on going to the theater. But I did waste two hours out of my life watching this attrocious excuse for cinema. The only way that I would watch this movie again was if I was in a full body cast with my eyelids taped back. I have four more words for this mess. Avoid at all cost.