Product: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Rating: 1.0
The worst movie of all time.
How many movies have come out since the very first reel was ever produced? Four thousand? Five thousand? A million? Who knows. All I know is that Halloween 3 has got to be the worst out of each and every single film ever produced by the hands of man. I've seen some pretty bad movies (8MM, Godzilla, the new Psycho) and this one takes the cake. It's a stupid, contrived plot about these masks that eat little kid's heads. Sound cool? Yeah, well don't judge a book by it's cover. Michael Myers wasn't even in this one and should not have been titled "Halloween." They should have called this movie "Wild Wild Waste." I must have switched like 20 positions while watching this garbage, I was so uncomfortably bored. Do yourself a big favor and rent some good and original horror movies like the original Halloween, original Psycho, or the new (but controversial) Blair Witch Project.