Product: Rosemary's Baby (El Bebe de Rosemary) [ NON-USA FORMAT, NTSC, Reg.4 Import - Latin America ] (1968)
Rating: 5.0
Mia Farrow Is A Sweetheart And Satan Is A Cad
Satan shags a sweet pixie you just want to hold. You know how a woman will say, "I just want to be held?", and you sigh because you know from experience that she's an insatiable wildebeest? Mia Farrow is not like that, she's cute as a button. An earth angel. So Satan starts to shag her, and she can't fight back because she's been drugged by her husband and kooky neighbors. (The neighbors are similar to Fred and Ethel Mertz -- except they worship Satan!) Too bad Mia wasn't sober and packing heat, so she could teach Satan some manners vigilante style! You gotta nip Satan's shenanigans in the bud as soon as he starts getting frisky. That's the only way to go with jerks like him. I mean, could you imagine Mia going to trial, with a Marcia Clark-type prosecutor pleading her rape case against Satan's team of lawyers? Give me a break! I would have loved to see a sober Mia mouth a catchphrase then play judge, jury, and executioner by kicking Satan in the pills and emptying a clip into his dome.