Product: The Doorway [VHS] (2000)
Rating: 1.0
The Doorway
Was this movie meant to be a joke? I'm not easily scared, but I do like a good horror flick. However, this was neither a horror or suspense film that I would even call B grade, I'd call it 7th grade for the fact that it looks like a 7th grade acting class has tried to make a movie.The acting was very poor. When you watch it, it's like.. how do I describe it, $#!% house! One second they're scared (characters), the next everything is ok, then they wanna leave but, no one seems to have the will power to act on their own! instead, it has to be a group desicion to leave, I wonder who holds whose hand when they go to the bathroom?Now, don't get me wrong, I don't mind bad special-effects, sometimes they really are corny and lame, but at least they're plausible... unlike the pathetic effects of this movie. A so called "demon woman" floats into the room and does nothing but smile and float at 1 mile per hour towards the students, then her fingernails grow in 3 frames and she howls pathetically doing the worst job of trying to act I think I've ever seen. I mean, just watch it if you wanna see what lame acting is. The so-called "Doorway" was so scary, I almost didn't realize my shoe-laces needed to be done up. It was a red light in a cupboard in the cellar... oh how scary. Then they bring in Rob Shnieder!!!!! I still can't believe he was in it... but I bet you won't hear him ever promote this movie, i'm sure he's too embarrassed to admit being in it, and his demise is lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame. The only thing that looked like it had more then $10 spent on it was the fiery pit of hell that someone falls into for 2 seconds of the movie.Look, avoid the movie. I payed $2 for the movie out of the really, really, really cheap bin. And I still think I should demand my two whole dollars back for the wasted time I spent watching it and never getting those 2 hours back, they should understand my pain, and refund my $2 in 1 cent pieces and give me a discount for $20 off my next purchase.I wouldn't recommend you rent this, buy it, or watch it if it was on TV. I didn't even get through to finishing it before I ejected it and threw it in the bin. At least it was only pocket change I lost on this ...Grrrrr... I so badly wanna use naughty words to describe it but if I did this review completely in my own words there would just be a (...) for the whole thing where amazon have deleted parts of it.This movie is...Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo India November GSierra Hotel India Tango