Product: Constantine [Blu-ray] (2012)
Rating: 1.0
Dogma was scarier than this movie and that was a comedy.
Bland, overproduce and underwritten horror movie that is as scary as a Bart Simpson costume. Keanu Reeves is miscast as the lead character, giving an under whelming performance that makes some of the other lackluster acting from the other actors in the movie look professional. Shia LaBeouf once again annoys in a supporting role that almost torpedoes the film and Tilda Swinton overacts in ways that makes her performance almost as bad as Keanu's and she's able to do that with only two scenes in the movie. Her monologue is so bad in the last act that it had most of the people laughing in my movie theater. The only two actors in the entire movie who manages to give good performances in this film and stand out in this hug pile of crap is Rachel Weisz, who gives too much grace and talent to this film and to her role and Peter Stormare, whose eight minute cameo does more for the movie as a whole than Keanu does with his entire role. For Weisz and Stormare, I give this movie one star. For Keanu and the rest, a negative 0.