Product: Rollerball (2002)
Rating: 1.0
SO BAD, ITS GOOD!!
I saw this movie originally in one of those cheap theaters where all the semi-old movies go. I don't think there was a dry eye in the house, everyone was laughing their collective [rears] off at this movie's horrible editing and lack of...well...movie. Let's start off -- any movie with LL Cool J (with the exception of Any Given Sunday) automatically sucks. Add to that Chris Klein (who was decent in American Pie and excellent in Election), who just isn't cut out for action roles. Instead of droning on, I'm going to list the best parts of the movie:(1) Infamous night vision scene where LL and Klein are being chased around by evil dudes, for NO APPARENT REASON. Looks like it's being filmed on VHS. All of a sudden they drive through a barb wire fence and the "BOOOIIINNNGG" sound effect (like in old cartoons) is played. This was the highlight of the movie.(2) Amazing editing, where someone will be turning their head or walking, and then all of a sudden appear somewhere else. rock and roll!(3) Pink's "Acting Debut"...except for the fact that she only appeared on a tv in the background of one scene for one second, lip synching to a song that wasn't even hers...I think it was a Rob Zombie song or something(4) Rebecca Romajin Stamos: her fake ...russian accent is hilarious, as is her scene where she's lifting weights topless, FOR NO REASON. apparently chicks do that all the time. Also, her final line in the movie is classic. I won't spoil it for you.In summary, check out this movie...I haven't watched the DVD version yet but if it's unchanged from it's theatrical counterpart, then you're in for an excellent unintentional comedy. I can't wait to see the deleted scenes in this movie...if they [were] even WORSE than the actual movie itself, then I won't know what to do with myself. This is one of those movies where it's so bad that it's entertaining (like Fast and the Furious, only worse!)