Product: The Descent (Original Unrated Cut) [Blu-ray] (2006)
Rating: 3.0
Love, Each Day
A group of outdoors females meet at a park in North Carolina to go spelunking in some unknown underground caverns. These 'girls' were a freaky group and not too bright, using profanity with almost every breath. It appeared to be a primitive Luray caverns located in Virginia with the long stalegtites from the top of the caves. This one, however, has never been developed for the tourist trade and was inaccessible to the normal person. It was not like any guide book.So, what's the story now? It was an ego trip, no risk what's the point in going inside where the dark plays tricks on you. They wore miner's caps with the lights on. The leader would not admit that she was wrong, and so they had to fight the demons from Hell. The egotistical, sadistic leader will bring everything down on their heads.There was crude dialogue with profanity; no place to be polite as the women were separated. You just can't put your trust in a know-it-all who'll lead you astray into danger. One of the characters was a Lizza Minelli lookalike with lots of false eyelashes. She was the first victim after they were aware of the naked albino gholie following them. The cranberry pond turned into the killing pool. And then there were three as they fought the Cro-magnon man-beasts who were blind but always went for the juglar vein in the neck.There proved to be a serendiptious way out. There was a mercy killing, and one had to use a primitive ax-tool to protect herself. They were involved in a fierce fight for self preservation, and the leader became a real cave woman; she got what was coming to her. The one survivor had to climb a mountain of bones to the surface, and drove the van with the Michigan license plates down the muddy curving lane like a bat out of Hell. The ending was very scary.