Product: xXx (2002)
Rating: 2.0
James Bond as Sluggo!
Okay, they blow stuff up real good in this one. So I'll give it 2 stars for stunts and pyrotechnics. And it gets itself over with quickly enough and doesn't waste too much of your time, so another 1/2 star. And if you're of a certain age, this tatoopiercedmuscledtuffguy might appeal as he swaggers about doing nastyforeignhipbadguys and foxybabesluthos. That it adopts the dopey James Bond quips and archaic attitude to women is just part of the genre I guess. Anyway, mindless noisy fun, forgotten the minute it's over. Diesel's act could fade fast.