Product: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Rating: 1.0
This movie doesn't even deserve 1 star
If I had just one question to ask director John Carpenter it would have to be "what were you thinking when you made Halloween 3: Season of the Witch?". That movie is so bad, it almost makes "Gigli" and "Ishtar" look like Masterpiece Theater. I was briefly watching this on the AMC's Monsterfest last night. Needless to say I couldn't finish watching it. Not because it was scary but the writing and the acting was horrible. Tom Atkins puts in one of his cheesiest performances, next to "Night of the Creeps" (at least that movie was entertaining in a velveeta sort of way). Stacy Nelkin wasn't any better. Dan O'Herlihy...needless to say his performance in the film didn't exactly set off his film career. What is a Halloween movie without that psychotic serial killer Michael Myers? I found the whole plotline of a bunch of robots attempting to 'punish' kids for ruining Halloween. That music that was used to kill kids when they wore those masks was without a doubt annoying. Thank heavens for the mute button. I will never understand how this movie got greenlighted by the movie studio execs. As bad as the last two Halloween flicks were (H2O and Resurrection), at least they had the big bad wolf Michael Myers in them. He made the Halloween series what it is today, not to mention the whole horror genre. I so not recommend this money. Renting is not worth the money to see this turkey of a movie.