Product: Dude Where's My Car (With Borat Preview Disc) (2000)
Rating: 5.0
"AND THHHENNN?"
Dude, I don't know where to start this review. I guess there's no better place than the begining. DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? is the kind of comedy that just beats its chest about how proud it is to be as devoid of intellect as it is. Well, sort of. You see dude, DUDE is simultaneously brillant and dumb.Allow me, to explain, dude. DUDE is full of fresh ideas and clever one-liners, but the premise is the kind of the thing that you think up while staring a blank piece of paper. Get it dude?Good, so here's the "plot":Two dudes named Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) awaken one morning stricken with memory loss of the previous night's events. The two dudes later discover that those evetns, which include a one-night stnad with a drag-queen, a trip to the bowling alley, and a truckload of pudding finding it's way into there refrigerator, all somehow contributed to the disappearance of their car, which contains anniversary gifts to their girlfriends Wanda and Wilma, lamen referred to as "The Twins".So dude, there's the plot (by the way, do you mind if I call you dude, dude?) The movie has a catapulte of laughter throw out at the audience every 15 seconds, more or less. As I said, the movie's premise is so simple that only a simpleton could've thought it up, but it is full of brainy jokes that come out of nowhere, like when Jesse and Chester get into a sticky situation at the car impound lot. Or when the imfamous "continum transfuntioner" enters the story. And please dude, be honest, you laughed at the scene when J+C discover their fluency in Japanese, didn't you?This is not the kind of movie that win academy awards, or gets prised by every critic this side of the mississippi. It's just for your average joe, but I do think that is can be enjoyed by the most tenured med school grad as mush as fifteen year olds hoping to get "pleasure" from the "hot chicks". J+C are like grown-up versions of Beavis an Butt-Head, never sure of what's going on around and ironically always survivng situations through their own stupidity and obliviousness, dude.So in conclusions, Kutcher and Scott are excellent comedians, and wre the pefect choices to play J+C, dude. This movie was so funny, I'm willing to bet that in a few years, DUDE, WHERE'S OUR HOUSE will be making us all laugh histarically.