Product: The Marine (Unrated Edition) (2006)
Rating: 5.0
Pure Brilliance
"Listen brother forget X-Men, MI:3, Dead Man's Chest, Casino Royale(with cheese), Superman Returns, Snakes on a Plane and The Devil Wears Prada. This is the action movie of the year!!!. Make no mistake about it, John Cena will kick the crud out of Jackman, Cruise, Depp, Craig, Routh, Jackson and even Hathaway. Cena puts on a stellar performance playing...well, himself just kicking the [...] out of people. This movie had me on the edge of my seat locked into intensity from beginning to end and even then I could have sitten through at least 43 minutes more. In fact I think those 43 minutes could have been used wisely because they didn't show enough of Cena kicking the [...] out of dinosaurs. Who knows maybe there will be some animal butt kicking too intense to show in theaters awaiting my approval on the DVD. But on a more serious note folks, this movie has great acting, in depth storytelling, fourth dimensional characters, Oscar worthy writing, jaw dropping wit, and enough explosions to blow your neighbors ear drums three miles away. The night before this release you will find me camped outside of my nearest retail store begging for the first eight copies of this cinematic masterpiece that only WWE films could put forth. BUY THIS MOVIE! You will not be disappointed!!!!P.S. Some of you may think that this review is a big pile of sarcasm. I'm here to tell you otherwise. WATCH OUT HATHAWAY!!"