Product: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Rating: 1.0
Guilty: Drek in the First Degree
All of the Harry Potter movies (as well as the books) are artless adolescent, "no-rules" fantasy composed of pubescent cultural drek of interest only to those newly familiarizing themselves with incipient secretions of estrogen and testosterone. Mature adults, stay away unless you consider gagging and retching forms of entertainment.The most recent (...Goblet of Fire) is actually the worst - mostly for the length of time (2.5 hrs.) it takes to pass. Rawlings is no Tolkien, and director Newell provided no improvements. The special effects - especially flying - are too fast and furious to be appreciated as anything but blurs. If you must see this travesty, complete the experience with stale popcorn.