Product: Jumanji [VHS] (1995)
Rating: 3.0
Puh-Lease!
I couldn't wait to see JUMANJI when it first came out in the mid-Nineties. A magical board game that brings the wilds of the jungle to life? Action, mayhem, and special effects? Robin Williams? Sign me up!Yet I walked away from the theater disappointed with this movie; and the other day after viewing it on cable my disappointment hasn't wavered. While some scenes were certainly exciting and entertaining, for the most part JUMANJI was annoying--from David Alan Grier's (who added nothing to this film) wrecked police cruiser, to Robin Williams's "poor me" sappiness, to Kirsten Dunst being an irritating smart aleck, to a young Bradley Pierce whimpering with monkey makeup on. Yuck. And the special effects. . .let's just say CGI has come a long way since the last decade. No, the monkeys and spiders and bats and elephants and the lion and rhinos did not look real. And what, pray tell, was the point in playing this (terrifying) game in the first place? Games are played for fun--not to teach near-lethal life lessons.Now the good. Jonathan Hyde was fun to watch in his dual role as Williams's father/hunter-protagonist; and Bebe Neuwirth is always easy on the eye, no matter what the venue. And I liked the juvenile, bawdy, irreverent orneriness of the game board itself; in many ways it was the best character in JUMANJI, and kept the movie from rolling snake eyes.--D. Mikels, Author, The Reckoning