Product: The Bachelor (1999)
Rating: 3.0
SORT OF LIKE....HAMLET
This perceptive and clever tale was probably written by Shakespeare. How cool! Man has to marry quickly, or lose inheritance. Nearly as good as the Three Stooges version, this art house presentation....OK, OK, OK. Obviously this movie was made to make a buck. But it does have it's moments. Zelwinger is sooo pretty! The greedy mob of brides descending on San Fransisco is rather amusing, and it's neat to see the old guys show up in a new film. Zelwinger and O'Donnell pay it straight, and that makes it even funnier. Now, there is something weird about the timeline. I didn't now a person could call in a classified ad in the middle of the night and see it appear in a newspaper that has already been pressed. So, I guess we just have to ignore details and physics and things like that. And it has the happiest ending that has ever taken place on a fire escape! If your girlfriend is the special ed type, she'll love it. Order the cheese pizza now!