Product: Das Komabrutale Duell
Rating: 5.0
The 1st Party Splatter movie! Low budget awesomeness!!
Any of you supposed gorehounds hungry for a ridiculous serving of mayhem, filth, chaos, destruction, and insurmountable violence and human suffering? Do you crave an abundance of horrific flesh rippage and eviscerations and decapitations spiked with non stop brutality? Well you sickos better grab a bib and pull up a chair. This is some underground German gourmet! Thrown down your vulnerable little throats, low-budget horror at its absolute most vile. You better have a strong stomach to handle this non-stop barrage of nastiness. This is just flatout awesome. Dig in!Okay, fair warning...the story here barely serves as a tablecloth. The characters barely make for an appetizer. No pretty cinematography to set the mood, no CGI to amuse the children, no clever writing to stimulate your mind...heck the budget is so low it can't come close to covering the tab. BUT!...I just don't give a darn. This is seriously one of the GREATEST FLICKS EVER MADE. Yep, I said it. I totally love this flick. Watched it three times this Halloween season.It's a revenge flick like you've never seen. The Eightlets Mafia have a vendetta and will seriously jack some people up. Pain and misery will be dished out in spades. Only problem is...the victims won't freaking stay dead!?!?!?!? They are invincible? WTH!?!? Chainsaw to the face, skull fractureage, bullets buried in the temple...their victims just keep coming back! No clever explanation here, that's just the way it is. Deal with it.Some people will understandably hate the cheap effects. Some of the deaths look horribly fake, I admit. When one head gets chopped off, I honestly thought the effort could have easily been better to make it look more authentic. But some of the murder shots look very good imo. Plus they are all super bloody!!! Granted sometimes the blood looks like coffee for some strange reason. But it's flowing heavy and frequently. Plus seriously, the best thing about this movie is THE ACTION NEVER STOPS!!! Fighting fighting fighting yes yes yes!! The blood flows constantly. Its crazy stupid brutal, I love it.One example of the awesomeness--A guy gets both legs shot but can still stand up and fight. Then he gets a chainsaw to his neck with blood flying everywhere--but strangely he can grab the razor sharp vibrating blade as it shreds him apart and his hands don't even get a scratch?!? Go figure.Need more details? We get a severed arm reattached with a nailgun. Bowling ball sized holes blown in peoples faces. Twin babies ripped from the womb and stomped on. A bucket of blood brought out to the battlefield so the wounded can get a homemade transfusion. Slicing, dicing, hacking, punching, blasting...plenty of gooey bloody insanity, just so freaking amazing it should be illegal. In fact, is is. Banned in Germany, deemed unfit for domestic viewing. Can you handle it?Seriously, I'd rather watch this than SPLICE or H2 remake or plenty of other Hollywood "hits". I found this more entertaining than the Vomit Gore trilogy as well, although I did like those also. That's just me though, obviously this isn't for everyone. Bravo to Heiko Fipper, the writer, director, producer, and actor plus eveyone involved. I watched the special features, and they all had alot of fun making this movie.If Death was a sport, this flick is batting a thousand! Step up and take a swing.