Product: Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)
Rating: 1.0
If I could give it zero stars, I would.
I am a big fan of Asylum's super-cheesy dreadful movies. I and my friends love to get together with some beers and popcorn and laugh at the ridiculousness of movies like "Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies," so we were looking forward to this movie featuring zombie Nazis and mecha-Hitler. Sounds like a great time, right?WRONG. ALL OF THE WRONG. This is a disturbing movie with multiple scenes of sexual violation and explicit and graphic violence. I love the ridiculous, but this isn't even ridiculous. It's just horrific and disgusting and made everyone at movie night feel complicit in the violence. Not even the appearance of mecha-Hitler at the end could save this movie. I am extremely sorry to have ever wasted $4 and 2 hours of my life on this, and would suggest that anyone looking for a cheesy good time stay far, far away from this. You can't laugh at this. You can't make fun of it. You just have to sit there while zombies rape women and Nazis peel people's faces off. If you like that, then I guess this is your movie, but if you're just looking for a fun time with friends, pick literally anything else.