Product: Night Train to Terror [VHS]
Rating: 5.0
How To Watch This Movie While Sober...
Step 1- Fast forward past the ultra-stupid musical sequences. Trust me, you won't miss them! Step 2- Skip the whole God / Satan philosophical debate segments. They're boring and add nothing to the 3 actual stories. Step 3- Take your brain out and hide it under the bed or behind a dresser. Now you're ready! As said in other reviews, this "film" is an anthology of three condensed movies that make little sense. However, they are a lot of fun to watch! Yes, the demonic bug, rattling head, claymation monsters, and maniacal Richard Moll are all highlights. Sit there stunned, watching a flurry of naked babes, blood, torture, mad science, nazis, and a secret death club! If Ed Wood were alive, he'd weep w/ joy! Watch it now!...