Product: xXx (2002)
Rating: 1.0
Absolute Brilliance!
For those folks who thought Micheal Bay's "Armegeddon" was too realistic and too complicated as well as too boring, this film is for you. DUDE!This awesome flick is about one extreme dude who gets drafted by the system and is allowed to kick a bunch of gnarly butt all to an awesome soundtrack filled with even more extreme music. This movie rocks because it is non stop action and explosion. Vin Diesel is totally shredded and a totally hot actor who really knows how to snowboard, skydive and drive totally radical cars... XXX also has a lot of totally fine babes who really know how to answer a booty call and pole dance to super X rave music. This movie just rocks. It's almost as good as X-Box! (I won't even mention Sega!) I can't wait until XXX II, and XXX III, XXX IV and so on!Just kidding. It says something about a movie when my 10 year old alpha male son finds a film boring and gets up from the TV and goes off outside to shoot baskets with his friend in the below freezing weather. That was his reaction with XXX. His tastes run toward the "Behind Enemy Lines" and early Sean Connery James Bond....