Product: Date Movie [UMD for PSP] (2006)
Rating: 1.0
This Movie Is A Poor Excuse To Waste Film
I went into Date Movie with my head held high. From the commercials, I noticed that 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie wrote/co-wrote this movie. I don't care if they were deathly ill and writing this movie was their last wish... it should not have been done. Especially since buying a movie ticket these days is alomst ten dollars, what a rip-off. But anyways, I still went in to the movie with my head held high because of my love for the Scary Movie bunch and what I thought would be a good laugh.Newsbreak, I didn't laugh once. I didn't even smile once. Actually, I take that back, I smiled when it was over. I cringed though, during the spoof of Along Came Polly with the hairball getting entangled into blondies mouth, that was a cringing moment right there, nothing funny about it. I don't even get why they needed writers for this movie, all it was was a bunch of spoofs put together.The funny thing is, is that they are already spoofing funny movies. It's sort of hard to do a funny spoof on a funny movie...it just dosn't work, you just end up reinacting the scene and looking like a dumbass.This movie is a poor excuse to waste film. It's unfunny, painfully long, and a bit on the "want to throw up now please" side of the movie spectrum of Hollywood. Please, please, please, if you read this review, take my advice if you haven't already endured the pain of watching this movie. I give this movie an F rating.