Product: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original Uncut) [Region 2] (1974)
Rating: 1.0
The Texas Chainsaw Joker
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is so boring. This is not a classic and isn't very effective it's just damn right boring. There's no excuse that the film was made in 1974, low budget, badly acted and terribly directed. This has to be the most bloodless movie ever made, nothing frightening and definitely not squeamish, you don't get to see any chainsaw action and Leatherface just runs around like a retard. Only the idiots give this movie good reviews, because that's what it is a movie made by an un-talented idiot for tasteless idiots. I love a good horror movie just like the next guy but this is over rated, the 28 Days Later of 1974. What's so terrifying about a man shoved on a hook? It's not even realistic. Everyone in this movie is so annoying especially the lead all she does is scream, boy is she talented. The scene were the fat guy gets it you see nothing and when that skinny runt slashes the girls back it's just laughable, even funnier that fool gets run over (great special d-effects). The end scene had me rolling on the floor dying in laughter, Leatherface buzzing the chainsaw. This was such a joke I won't even bother with the sequels. This, contrary to popular belief is the candid camera of horror movies.