Product: Tailor of Panama [VHS] (2001)
Rating: 1.0
Casablanca. . . . . . Ah, NO!
How the name Casablanca has found its way into the reviews of this convoluted pile of dreck is bizzare, at best. This movie fails on every level. The plot is actually quite simple, but the script is written so poorly that much of story unfolds incomprehensibly. The performances here are irrelevant, as the characters are written so horribly that the actors are insignificant. Be sure to turn this one off before you are subjected to the truly absurd and comical love scene involving Brosnan and a Brittis diplomat.