Product: Office Space (1999)
Rating: 4.0
Steven Root is the BEST!!
This was a terrifically funny movie.The only part that was a bit uncomfortable was the foul language, which makes it a bit tough to view with your kids and family.The best part was Steven Root, who played the role of the hapless Milton. He played the part so well that I thought this guy Steven Root must really be like that until I saw him again in the movie "Dodge Ball" - he was totally different in that movie!Anyway, I went through the whole movie and transcribed everything that I could hear Milton say from the movie:But I...I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11... Well, I...I...I told Bill that if... if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's...while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating... so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio, because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11, and according to....But I...I said I...I don't care if they lay me off either because I told...I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then...then I...I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And I...I told Dom, too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler.....oh, no it's not OK because if they make me, if they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire.......But, no... I was told that I no longer had to move... there's no room....but ...what...but OK... I could set the building on fire.I... I didn't receive my paycheck this week....I did... and they said, no,...I was told they could no....but... no.... but there's no space.....but...no.... I was told that I could stay...uh....excuse me....eh.... I believe you have my stapler....OK, but last time I didn't receive a piece.... And I was told that I could...OK... if...but this .... If ...if there's...there's ....I can't see....the cake.....there's lots of cake....but so many people... the ratio of people to cake is ...too many.... too many people....the cake is moving...there's a piece of cake........I could set the building on fire....No, that's really not my job, and I...I haven't received my paycheck this week......[lights are turned off]... Excuse me...excuse me... OK, but that's the last straw.....Mr. Lunberg told me to talk to Payroll, and then Payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lunberg, and I...I still haven't received my paycheck, and he took my stapler...and he never brought it back, and then they moved my desk to Storage Room B, and there was garbage on it....and I don't appreciate....I can to talk to Mr. Lunberg...OK...but....but... I'm just going to have to take my stapler back, because it is my stapler ....and I told...it's my stapler the Swingline...that I've been using for a long time...Excuse me, excuse me, senor , may I speak to you Please! I asked for a Mai Tai, and they brought me a Pina Colada...and I said no salt, NO SALT for the margarita, but it had salt on it....it had big grains of salt...if I see it on top again, I won't be leaving a tip....cuz I could... I could...shut this whole resort down...Sir! I could take my traveler's checks to a competing resort.... I could write a letter to your Board of Tourism, and I could have this place condemned...I could put... I could put Strychnine in the guacamole...There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt!....