Product: Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story
Rating: 1.0
Anne of Adultery
Some choose gangrene, some a shot in the heart, and yet others get their arms amputated, but for the real pain experience, just insert "Anne of Green Gables- the continuing story" into your VCR for a experience that will guarantee an infliction of lasting pain that will far outlive just those three hours of torture. It will brand lasting and scarring memories of the beloved red-head dreamer, and leave you with a relativistic and dissullusioned Anne.You know something is wrong when Diane emerges at the beginning of the plot: a rich, materialistic, socialite, who, of course, has marital problems with Fred( Who mysteriously changed from being a short, brown-haired, stout schoolboy in Anne of Avonlea, to a tall, blond-haired skinny recluse)It only goes downhill from there with a sequence of events that will leave this movie in Bi-mart's dollar movie bin. The plot is as hard to catch as Gilbert is. The action-packed adventure scenes mimic the near-escape-with-death feel that belong better in Mission impossible, as Anne chugs vodka in a nun habit, ignites a hand-made bomb, and smuggles jewels out of the country.The only part of the movie that holds some truth is where Anne, in the end, tells the love struck but disheartened Garrison that not all dreams come true. For all the disillusioned Anne Fans out there, "Anne-the continuing story", is living proof.