Product: Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)
Rating: 1.0
The worst "film" ever made.. and that is being kind.
To say this movie is the worst movie I have ever seen would be a compliment. It is simply too easy to just give a review like that, so I will explain why. The acting: I simply cannot believe that the actors in this movie were paid actual money to perform. The acting is just the most un-talented pile of trash ever to be submitted as "acting", and that includes YOU Jake Busey... is this really how you make your living now? Can you really say that you are proud of this "work"? PLEASE take the money you made from this movie and sign up for acting lessons!! Every scene shot must have been set up by a three year old.. maybe the same kid that wrote the script, and is playing the video game they got half the scenes from?? I actually believed for the first half hour that the director was deliberately trying to make a bad film, and in that it would be a comedy, and therefore a better film. I was wrong. I don't want to give away the end, but since you will never see it (I hope for your sake).. Hitler comes back as a robot.. I guess the most important thing I learned after watching this movie is this: If this movie can be green lighted, and these actors can be employed, and this production crew can return from the set thinking they put a hard day's work in and their result is the best they can do, then the lesson is that ANYTHING in this world can happen. I guarantee that if I put the time into it, I could make a better movie, and that is NOT a compliment Director Joseph J. Lawson.. that is an insult... (you are very very lucky that the people that are currently employing you have not seen this film).. you should be ashamed you cashed the studio's check... unless this was a movie made by volunteers... and then everything would make sense................................... - Stephen Merchant