Product: The Descent (Original Unrated Cut) [Blu-ray] (2006)
Rating: 1.0
Need new bigger, more scathing word for "overrated"
OMG six hot women totally meet every year to go spelunking, right? Like, every year for YEARS! AND THEN THEY MEET MONSTERS. And it's totally realistic!And this movie is horrible, sexist, unbelievable, and the only thing that terrifies me about it is that so many people like it. Characterization? The Quintessential Lesbian called while I was reviewing this, but I couldn't hear her over the Lilith Fair compilation she was listening to.The Descent: Six stereotypes go into a cave to meet a seventh stereotype. Now with tits and drama! Hang on, I rolled my eyes so hard they're stuck!Hated it. Cannot stand the consistent high ratings this movie gets. The freaking monsters aren't even really necessary to the "plot" such as it is.Continuing to see them so many years later makes me sad and exasperated about the future of horror cinema and possibly of the entire human race. No, this is NOT good, it is NOT scary, and it is NOT some kind of horror landmark. Stop it. Yes, yes, I know..."Stop liking things I don't like.." but....really, people? REALLY?Catfights underground do not a "great" movie make.