Product: The Transformers - The Movie (1986)
Rating: 5.0
Really funny, awsome, fun, and just plain goofy.
First of all I like to point out that this movie is the longest toy commericial to date. The transformers were a fad in the 80's that all the boys wanted, including me. They would morph into random items and well, later on some of the robots morphed into some really weird stuff. Anyway, this movie starts off with a planet full of robots being destroyed by a big, scary, evil planet named Unicron, voiced by the evil Orson Welles! How appropriate! So pretty soon you see a battle taking place between the Autobots and the Decepticons. You're introduced to an endless slew of robots with very "clever" at least the people who made them thought so, names. While the robots are fighting you witness some of the WORST jokes ever to be burned on a DVD. Like this one for example:(Fortress is shaking) Jazz (voiced by Scatman!): Hey, what's shaking? Besides this fortress.Yeah, I know just awful, but you know, Pokemon's jokes aren't so great either. Soon, you're introduced to optimus prime a huge robot who can morph into a truck who is feuding with Megatron, a deceptacon who can change to a gun who can't even fire himself(how useful is that?) Megatron kills Prime, getting trashed himself in the process. Unicron makes a deal with Megatron to get the matrix and he would give Megatron a new identity (plus a new villian to make all the kids buy). The rest of the movie is pure history. There is one scene I absolutely have to point out. While the Auto bots are on some strange planet fighting other robots one of the bots they are fighting some some cheesy one liner, and his eye starts to sparkle! This is the most cheesy thing I have ever witnessed and I was on the floor laughing. After that they say something in a weird language and start break dancing to Weird Al music! CLASSIC! A must buy for anyone who was a kid during the 80s.