Product: Constantine [Blu-ray] (2012)
Rating: 2.0
It's Ciggie time!
About the only interesting factor in this boring, languid flick is watching Keanu lighting up an endless supply of smokes. Even in the rain, he's whipping out that good ole lighter and puffing away. Only thing is he looks and acts like someone whose never puffed anything stronger than hemp. He doesn't appear to enjoy al those ciggies. I'm around dedicated smokers all the time and when they inhale that smoke, they appear transported into a little bit of heaven. Oh, yeah, somewhere in this convuluted mess are computer generated monsters who look like they were created by a kindergarten class.