Product: The Wild Ride (1960)
Rating: 2.0
DRIVE-IN SECOND FEATURE
"Are you really going out with him?""UH-HUH"."By the way, where did you meet him?""I MET HIM AT THE CANDY STORE AND THEN WE WENT OUT IN HIS CONVERTABLE AND PLAYED CHICKEN WITH A COP.""Cool. Did you win?""UH-HUH.""And the cop?""HE DIDN'T WIN.""Oh. By the way, what's his name?""OH, SILLY. DON'T YOU KNOW ALL HOT ROD JUVENILE DELINQUENTS FROM CHEAP LATE '50S EARLY 60S MOVIES ARE NAMED JOHNEY?""Johney Angel?""JOHNEY DEVIL. JOHNEY DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHIN'. JOHNEY SAYS THE ONLY GOOD COP IS A DEAD COP.""Cool.""TONIGHT WE'RE ROBBING A CASE OF BEER AND HANGING OUT AT THE BEACH WHERE WE'LL GET DRUNK AND NECK AND SAY REAL OUT OF DATE THINGS TEENAGERS USED TO SAY.""That's real boss.""AND THEN WE'LL RUN A COP OFF THE ROAD AND SPEED AWAY IN A WILD CLIMACTIC CAR CHASE.""Cool. Can I come?"'SURE, IF YOU DON'T MIND GETTING KILLED IN A WILD CLIMACTIC CAR CHASE.""Uh, maybe I'll just stay home.""COOL.""Uh-huh."