Product: xXx (2002)
Rating: 1.0
xxx DVD
If it was possible to give this movie no stars I would have done so, I had to turn and look at the person I saw it with to see if she was acctually enjoying it,for some reason she did but she saw that it was a ...of the James Bond franchise. The only thing that isn't Bond material are the no brainer punch lines from Diesel, Bond has the brains to acctually insult someone, but Diesel's xxx only makes the audience laugh at him not with him. The one liners and obvious attempt at trying to take what makes spy movies like James Bond so good, even with the last two Bond films sliping from what made Goldeneye stand out in my mind as the best Bond ever, I feel that Bond will always be around, but with a couple more of the XXX movies people will feel as insulted to spend there money on another waste of two hours like this. I dare the director to come up with some new material, but based on this I doubt he and Deisel have the brains combined to do so. Heres who the characters resemble in XXX to the characters in Bond.XXX A dumb ... BondSamuel Jackson A male MThe guy who makes the gadgets A Faqgy QDon't waste your time or your money on this movie, or its sequals for that matter.