Product: xXx (2002)
Rating: 2.0
I Didn't Have High Expectations, But Honestly!
Now, this movie seemed right up my alley. I was looking for a blockbuster, throwaway popcorn flick. Bang Bang Shoot-Em Up. I liked the Fast and the Furious, and Vin Diesel without a shirt was worth my ticket price alone, that's the two stars. But frankly, this was BORING. VERY VERY BORING. It doesn't make any sense. I mean, if the poison has to mix first, just tell em it's been launched and blow the thing out of the water before it's mixed. Crimony didn't they just SAY that it became harmless? It's just stupid. Vin Diesel DID have some good dialogue, the script wasn't that bad, but this movie, to put it simply, is BORING.