Product: Constantine [Blu-ray] (2012)
Rating: 2.0
We all WANTED to like it, but it stinks.
Hmm.. I actually really like Keanu, but this was not a good role for him. If he had played it a bit more like Depp in 'Pirates...' it may have been ggoofy fun. The only amusement comes from Swinton and Stormare as Gabriel and Satan respectively. Plus, Gavin (Bush's frontman) is creepy enough. Weisz's performance is nothing special (her accent always stinks!).As people have said the story makes no sense. It is tentative in its storytelling... is this an action film or a religious film? Problem is it fails to be either or both. The only grace outside of Stormare and Swinton is that the visuals are cool.If you haven't seen this, just walk away, rewatch the Matrix or something like the Ninth Gate for creepy religous movies.