Product: The Transformers - The Movie (1986)
Rating: 1.0
THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!
How could so called "Transformers" fans like this atrocity? Let me tell you why this movie should be banned. It was just a two hour commercial to kill off all the cool, old Transformers and make kids want the new ones. In the begining, every shot megatron fires kills an old autobot. By the end of the flick, the new guys are dodging bullets left and right. Optimus Prime dies valiantly, which is a serious, touching moment and could have set the tone for a great film. However, any integrity the film has is destroyed when the new transformers break out into a "weird al" music montage set to "dare to be stupid." All the new characters are lame and annoying. The plot is pointless. The level of violence is near pornographic and toatly innapropriate for kids, which is this movie's target demographic. This movie is an insult to the spirit of Optimus Prime. I hate this.... Anybody who buys this should not call themselves a "Transformers" fan.