Product: Rollerball (2002)
Rating: 1.0
bad on many different atrocious levels!
I am *strongly* considering naming this remake of Rollerball one of the worst films I've ever watched. At least when I watch a terrible horror film, I watch it until its conclusion. With this crap? I had to fight with my hand not to switch it over.The most obvious problem is that instead of focusing around actual rollerball tournaments and, according to the description, fast-paced action, the entire film is basically a huge party atmosphere with younger people doing absolutely nothing at *all* but standing around laughing and drinking. The entire rollerball aspect isn't even noticeable, and had I not known the name of the movie and just turned it on, it never would have occurred to me it's even SUPPOSED to be about rollerball. That's a dead giveaway something is seriously wrong.The evil side of me wanted to see the people riding down the highways to actually get hit by one of the many vehicles because at least going to the hospital would have provided a more enticing concept than whatever kind of crap the writers were attempting here.There is no storyline whatsoever. It's completely missing. If it's there I sure as heck couldn't find it. What a terrible waste of my time. It brings me comfort knowing I'm the 50th person giving it a 1-star review. I can't recall the last time I had to witness so much nothingness pertaining to, well, nothing at all. That accurately describes this trash.