Product: Spongebob Squarepants: Movie
Rating: 4.0
This Sponge Rocks!
The Movie Review Kid is back and better than ever! Today, my victim is The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. How many of you watch Nickelodeon? Well, it's on channel 33 on Cablevision. Anyway, there's a show. A show about a sponge. A sponge who lives in a pineapple. And for the record, his friends do not live in other types of fruit. This sponge lives in an underwater city. A city called Bikini Bottom. And in this city lives many sea creatures. From a fat starfish to a land squirrel who does karate, this town really makes you think. For me, it makes me think about food. Mmm...I could really use some crabs. But enough about food, the point is there's this porous dude named SpongeBob who lives in Bikini Bottom. Seen since May 1, 1999, this show is one of Nick's greatest. And shouldn't great shows have movies? That's what happened in 2004. Nickelodeon Movies released a theatrical movie called The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Unlike other reviewers on this website who whine about how "This movie stinks!" or "I loved this movie!" and other dumb stuff, I'm actually going to TELL you about this movie. See, Plankton(who's pretty much a pathetic villian)frames Mr.Krabs(the owner of the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob's employer) for stealing King Neptune's crown. SpongeBob and his best friend, Patrick Star(the fat starfish I was telling you about earlier), volunteer to go to Shell City(the place where the crown is) and retrieve the King's crown and save Mr. Krabs (who is currently frozen until SpongeBob gets the crown). Along the way, Sponge & Pat encounter live-action people, like the evil Cyclops, who I can tell doesn't do a good job of cleaning up, and some dude named David Hasselholf. I liked this movie and I bet you'll like it too. 'Cause if you don't I'll track your sorry butt down, shove a knife down your throat, rip out your intestines, give 'em to a crazy dog, and-. Well, I think I've made my graphic yet gorey point. And also your fat mama smells like a dead goat and you look like the inside of a garbage can. I'm sorry but that's the best compliment I can give you, Dude. See ya, sucka.