Product: Super Mario Bros. [VHS] (1993)
Rating: 5.0
"Do you eat?"
How can you not like a movie called "Super Mario Brothers" that has nothing to do with the Super Mario Brothers at all? Bob Hoskins is okay as Mario. John Leguizamo is funny as Luigi. Dennis Hopper is great as Bowser. Toad rules. The inventions make no sense. Somewhere along the line the translation from video game to live-action went terribly, terribly wrong. The special effects budget is demented for such a mentally incapacitated film. The animated opening hints at lots of drug use. And after it's all over, the movie leaves it open for a sequel. "Super Mario Brothers" is one of the coolest stupid movies ever. "BOB-OMB!!"