Product: Spongebob Squarepants: Movie
Rating: 3.0
Sponge Bob is the man if you want to laugh yourself dumb
Hilariously dumbbrainer is a harmless sometimes not funny but othertimes you wanna laugh yourself till you wet your pants. Take when Spongebob and Patrick got drunk off icecream...aimed for adults, children laugh but dont get it and its just stupidly funny..who cares..I had a good time..it wasnt offensive..its not offense to anyone. Starts off on the highseas with real actors playing pirates on a boat at sea...one of their crew members finds a chest and in that chest are free movie tickets to go see The Spongbob Squarepants movie. Then after that the movie starts off with Spongbob dreamign about him being manager. Mr. Krabs opens a new Krusty Krab...the name: The Krusty Krab 2 with a big 2 above the door. Spongbob doesnt get to me the new manager...Squidword does..hence...him and Patrick go to the Goofy Goober place where they get drunk off icecream. They also sing one of the most annoying songs ever written "Goofy Goober Song" which just damages your eardrums and the mascot is a Peanut. Meanwhile, Plankton..the evil mini green plankton fails at again attempting to get the secret ingredient for the krusty burger and then he resorts to plan Z in which he kidnaps King Neptune's crown and makes it look like Mr. Krabs did it. So Neptune tries to kill Krabs but then he sends Spongebob and Patrick on a mission to get it or else Mr. Krabs gets it if they dont make the deadline. Planton sends a assassin named Dennis, voiced by Alec Baldwin, whos hot on their trail. Spongebob and Patrick go on a journey to Shell City where the crown is. Yes, we all know its nothing like the TV Show but hey, its a kids movie and Spongebob is a kooky character. I have a brother and sister so Spongebob is a regular thing to them..so Im not ashamed of liking Spongebob..he's cool in my book. Jeffrey Tambor voices King Neptune and Scarlett Johanssen voices Neptune's daughter. Also starring David Hasselhoff as himself...just wrong. If you stay till the end of the credits it zooms back to the pirates in the thearte and the usher girl is asking them to leave..funny