Product: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Rating: 1.0
Halloween III: Season Of The Pimps
This has to be the biggest gyp in horror movie history. Im not irate that Michael Myers wasnt in this one but this movie is not scary plain and simple. The plot is this. A toyship dies so a guy and his daugher investigate the death. They later find out that it was a conspiracy involving corporate weasels as well a sorcerer with an evil scheme up the sleeve. The kids in the town wear these shamrock masks and through the TV screen, a program involving a flashing pumpkin and cheesey polka music turns the heads of those children into bugs and serpents. After sitting through this long and tedious movie you would wish you had a shamrock mask too. Like I said in the beginning. Michael Myers not being in this movie is not why I trash it: Its boring and unfrightening. Was the polka music and the flashing pumpkin on the TV screen supposed to be scary? Is the end scene where the TV stations all cut of except one station and the guy is screaming his head off to get them to turn of that staion supposed to be scary? Of course not. They should have just called it Season Of The Witch instead of Halloween III because this movie soiled the legacy of one the best horror movies of all time. Well, horror movie fans this is Ashton Butcher and you just got Pimp'd.