Product: Last Tango in Paris (1973)
Rating: 1.0
Quite possibly the worst movie in cinematic history
Finally saw the much-vaunted Last Tango in Paris. On the DVD case, a reviewer squeals: "The most erotically powerful movie ever made!" Yes, oh, so erotic. Marlon Brando uses a stick of BUTTER to prepare his girlfriend for... well, let your imagination soar. Its clear to me that every single reviewer who gave a good review must've been paid off handsomely. To me, words like "vacant", "nihilistic", "empty", instantly and effortlessly leap to mind. Quite possibly, the most over-damn-hyped, contentless, worthless film in cinematic history. I'm appalled beyond words.