Product: Passengers (2008)
Rating: 2.0
Cash in your ticket
Short Attention Span Summary (SASS):1. Plane crashes2. Anne Hathaway plays a grief counselor providing her services to the 5 survivors.3. She doesn't seem to be having much luck4. Against professional ethics, she gets involved with one of them5. People start dropping out of counseling6. It's probably because of her boring questions7. The so called twist is obvious more than half an hour before the end, but still they prolong and drag it out like pulling fingernails.8. If you've got a ticket to ride you'd be better off cashing it in.You can probably sleep through the first half of the movie after reading (1.) and (2.) above. Shortly after that, you'll see the twist. Wait ten minutes to confirm it, then go back to sleep until the credits start rolling.The entire cast sleepwalks their way through this dull drama, the punch line of which has been done before, and better.Amanda Richards, January 25, 2009