Product: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original Uncut) [Region 2] (1974)
Rating: 1.0
Graphic Violence Meets the Three Stooges
Should anyone watch This? No. If someone pays you to? How badly do you need the money... The acting is absurd, the dialogue is absurd, the story is absurd. The guy with the chainsaw desperately needs a Curly Fine voice over: "Woob woob woob, woob-woob..."A true masturpiece (sic). With it's main focus being the hatred of women, this movie will especially appeal to guys who can't get a date. I won't say it's a bad film. I will however say it's atrocious, awful, cheesy, dreadful, inferior, lousy, poor, vile, putrid, rancid, rotten, disastrous, painful, terrible, sick, regretful, disagreeable and unfortunate. If I wanted to give American cinema an enema I'd put the needle right here. When I want to punish my dog I make him watch this. Makes me feel like hell when I do too,Get my drift?