Product: The Marine (Unrated Edition) (2006)
Rating: 1.0
Bad...
...really quite staggeringly, breathtakingly bad - unless you're particularly fond of big explosions, that is, in which case you'll absolutely love it. If you don't, prepare for a totally ridiculous tale woodenly acted without much conviction. Not even Robert Patrick's nasty chief villain can save this monumental turkey. It has but one good moment, when a minor baddie, seeing the chasing ex-Marine, says, "He's like a Terminator", and gets an annoyed glance from Patrick, who played the liquid metal Terminator in "Terminator II".