Product: Dude Where's My Car (With Borat Preview Disc) (2000)
Rating: 2.0
Dumber than Dumb and Dumber
I have no idea why I watched this film recently or wanted to. Maybe its because I was interested in seeing Seann William Scott play another Stifler-type character, or a curiosity factor about Ashton Kutcher, who I still can't believe snagged the babe of Hollywood babes, Demi Moore. Man, if a stoner goofball like him could snag someone of Demi Moore stature, there should be hope for all guys out there! But really, the biggest reason I wanted to see this film was the scene I heard a few people talk about...the scene I found the funniest in the entire film and the reason why I give it two stars instead of the (n)one it deserves: the ostrich farm scene. I got a kick out of Ashton calling the ostriches "llamas" all the time...as my sister loves ostriches, llamas, and emus. The scene is a riot. Too bad there wasn't more of that in there.This film tries to be too many things, yet it was completely missold and very deceptive in its advertising. It tries to be "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" crossed with "Dumb and Dumber", but really, its just plain dumb. I found it hard to believe that those two stoners would ever get girlfriends along the likes of Alias-star Jennifer Garner. Yeah, right! As the two dumb pot-heads try to figure out what happened the previous night, they come across strippers, pre-op trannies, aliens, and cult members...and the movie moves along at a bizarre pace until it just becomes so outlandishly overthetop that you know the makers of this film are laughing all the way to the bank for all the saps who paid good money to watch this. I mean, come on...space aliens straight out of SNL's "Sprockets" skit; a 50-foot tall Playboy model running amok, and a stupid continuum transfunctioner? How dumb do they think audiences are? This film can only make sense to people on drugs, and that's who it seems to be made for. Aside from the ostrich farm scene, this movie is the biggest waste of time ever committed to celluloid. I want my money back!