Product: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Rating: 1.0
I Don't Care if there is no Mike Myers
Okay, I hear some people that complain about there being no Mike Myers. Well, in that case let's just take away the title a put a new one in: "One Big Pile of Crap." Now, with this title you will be forwarned that should you rent this, or God please no, buy it that you will not only waste you $15 but also an hour and a half of your life. There is no point to the story. Really, there is no story, no ending, just crap. Sure, a director wants to make some artsy statement, but that is no excuse for anyone to make, watch, or produce this bad of a movie. Who do you have to "service" to get this one made? I guess some people will just throw money out to anyone so long as it has a big hit name on it. Did they read the script? I can't see how this movie could get any worse so please, don't buy it, rent it, or even let your friend convince you to watch it. If your friend convinces you to watch it, except for if you're watching it microwaved, punch him. Then if he complains about being punched, hit him again until he sees the error of his ways. Then, make him go to church to repent his sins. Really, don't waste your time.