Product: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Rating: 1.0
The night no one cares...
INTRODUCTION: Let me start off this review by stating that I am a HUGE fan of Halloween 1, 2, 4, and 5- I think that they're all equally good. The very first in the series really started a series whose serial killer would be named "one of the scariest serial killers ever".The other day, I was in the video store, and I came across all the Halloween films on DVD. I own The first Halloween, and the moment I saw the DVD copy of this I immediately snatched it from the shelf and rented it. I had heard LOTS of awful things about this and unfourtanately, those statements were right. It really is that bad. And I thought 8 was the worst.STORY: The film starts off strongly... cool '80's-MAC-Computer-style opening credits, then we segue into a chase scene. Then after that, it's pretty much all downhill from there. This film's "plot" (if you must)is about an evil toymaker (NOT Michael Myers)who plans to blow up his halloween masks from people who bought it. The masks are rigged with explosives to turn kids' heads to snakes and cockroaches whenever the purchaser watches the stupid commercial.THOUGHTS: Face it people, this is not a good film. Horrid acting, No Michael Myers, and not even Loomis (my FAVORITE character!) is included! The only redeeming quality is the soundtrack.Avoid at all costs!