Product: Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Rating: 2.0
There's a sucker born every minute
Ok, I'm going to attempt to sum up this movie. Take the first Spiderman movie and replace Green Goblin with Dr. Octopus, and you generate Spiderman 2. Was I the only one smart enough as to realize this? Then as if to piss all over my better judgement, critics are calling this "the best superhero movie ever". First of all, the superhero movie genre is inherently stupid in the first place, because from beginning to end, you know exactly what will happen. So in other words, people just like to see moving pictures since we already know how the movie will begin and end.In case nobody noticed, all he did was fly around from his web in parts 1 and 2. Then there was a some talking between Peter parker and Mary Jane. Big deal. Another useless movie this year getting rave reviews. And well-written and original movies that came out this year like Secret Window and H.P. & the prisoner of Azkaban go unnoticed. Stay away, there are flicks that are infinitely better than this mindless crap.