Product: La Guerre du feu (1982)
Rating: 3.0
Darwin goes ape
Make no mistake about it, this is the grunt-fest of all grunt-fests. I mean this puppy makes you wish you were descended from water buffaloes or something. Just think "Animal House" in caves, wearing bear skins, and acting almost as crude with orgasmic glee. There is one dirty little beast that is pretty sexy though, and uninhibited, if you can picture that. I've known some guys who would date her without a second thought. Anyway, you better go into this one without any kind of an agenda, or you're bound to hate it for one reason or another. If they all didn't look like they just crawled out of a mammoth's dung heap, I think I could have enjoyed it more, but that's just me. Personally, I liked "One Million Years BC" a lot better. It didn't leave a funny taste in my mouth.