Product: Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)
Rating: 3.0
Wait.....it's NOT a documentary?
Let me start by saying that anyone who has seen more than ten movies in their lifetime should establish how much they are going to allow forgiveness for a movie's faults. If you throw your hands up in the air in disgust and get angry that penguins can't talk to lions because "they wouldn't speak each other's language being from different continents" maybe you should stay away from the Madagascar movies.That being said....what do you expect from a movie with a title like this from the people at "Asylum Home Entertainment"? They shot it in 12 days for chrissakes. Yes the cgi is horrible, yes, the acting is subpar and the whole thing looks like an episode of Adam Sandburg's Lasercats but were you really expecting Schindler's List 2? To me I must admit it felt almost like someone retrieved a South Park synopsis from their idea wastecan and ran with it before the writers said "Now how do we add a bunch of jokes?". There is an audience for these kind of films...and most of you are not it.This is a good bad movie not a bad bad movie if that helps. For those of you who don't understand that....avoid this movie. Those of you who have seen other Asylum films.....this one is probably on their top shelf.