Product: xXx (2002)
Rating: 1.0
XXX makes Showgirls look like an Oscar winner
I have to admit I am picky in the movies I like but I sat through XXX with a friend just waiting to see how bad this would be. Boy how I wish I had the two hours of my life back that I wasted watching this. This was the most awful movie I ever saw. I thought Queen of the Damned was bad but XXX takes the cake as the worst movie ever. Vin Diesel looks like a deer in the headlights trying to get his lines right. The confusion on his face just oozed out when trying to say a three syllable word. The movie was aimed at the teen/MTV world who do not like any dialoge in thier movies. The stunts were old, tired and cheesey and defied any bit of reality. And the effects looked like a cartoon. They used so many digital effects it was hard not to notice. Does anyone use really explosions anymore ? Yes it is a movie but when someone jumps 40 to 50 feet in the air on a dirtbike something is going to break. But neither Vin Diesel or the bike had a scratch. Just another bad line after every action sequence. I would rarely think of writing a review here but I just wanted to warn my fellow movie fans of this horror of a film. I like action movies like The Matrix, T2, Total Reacall that have great action and a good story. XXX was just one long commercial for motor bikes, the X-Games and sleeping pills