Product: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Rating: 1.0
I Always Thought
That when I was looking through the video store that the cover was the coolest part of this movie. Upon viewing it again, my opinion never changed. This sick piece of crap appears to just be a lazy moneymaking scheme, and the makers of this movie don't even have Michael Myers to show for it.Its 1982 and we're away from the terrifying confines of Haddonfield and now in Nowheresville, California, where a diabolical mind is planning to spew forth cockroaches into the faces of thousands of innocent children on Halloween night with a Halloween mask, mwuhaaahaha! I had to call the Orkin Man, because I thought this entire movie was a pest. I never understood several things. Who were those tall, unkillable tall dudes who seemed to blow themselves up? Or how can a thousand bugs crawl out of a Hallowen mask without being noticed at first? And lastly, why did John Capenter and Debra Hill agree to have anything to do with this utter and complete waste of time? The gore is actually kept to a minimal here, although there is a brutal, tasteless scense where an innocent child is slaughtered. The ending was the stupidest part of this movie, where the lousy actor Tom Atkins screams 'No!' repeatedly just like in Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. Oops, did I just give away the ending? My bad, but I trust that even if you do see this then you won't feal cheated.My condolences to any future viewers,Bill