Product: Super Mario Bros. [VHS] (1993)
Rating: 5.0
THEY EFFFFED THIS ONE ALL UP!!!!!
If you were to ask me about some of the most DISSAPOINTING movie experiences I've ever had, this movie would probably come up pretty quickly. What a SHAM (for lack of a more innapropriate/foul word) this movie was.Who were the executives who came up with this one? Not only did they get the story all wrong, but they also changed names, certain characters, other characters roles. And then worst of all, they made whatever characters they decided to keep completely lame. Dennis Hopper is a cool actor, but he had no business being King Koopa. King Koopa should have been a giant nasty looking muppet or something. Toad was a PERSON! The f'in Goombas had bodies... whats going on here?Everybody knows that when it comes to Super Mario Brothers, it's all about the MUSHROOMS? They were no where... oh wait, yeah, they were some disgusting fungus that was eating up the village. But there were no mushroom people! And the princess wasn't even cute? What the EFFFFFFF?This could have been a terrific low budget gem, had they kept it campy as hell, with muppets and sock puppets, and Captain Lou as Mario. Bob Hoskins was no Mario in my world. Even more so for John Leguizamo as Luigi... where's your mustache jerk? Since when is Luigi Latino?, and HEY, fix your hat. Plus the whole explanation on how Mario was in fact their last name... Mario Mario?... Go back to How-Not-To-Make -A-Retarded-movie 101, gang. You blew it.