Product: The Odyssey [VHS] (1997)
Rating: 1.0
Pitifully Overrated - A Nuisance to the Viewer
Yes, this is another review, held in honor of the great, almighty, Mr. Noteboom. Yes. Take the name seriousely, Mr. cmndrnineveh, not all of us were lucky enough to be born with enviable names. I think you'd agree?Basically, this movie poorly portrays a classic. Has the producer actually read the Odyssey, because sometimes, Cliffs Notes just won't cut it...Some fine details were left out of the story. For an example, the (quoted from the Odyssey) "red haired king Menelaos," doesn't have red hair. I understand that Menelaos wants to make a fashion statement, but lets stick to the storyline, eh?Other than that, Telemachos' mighty double spear throw-that-never-was, though not accurate, as was mentioned earlier, has made Telemachos a laughingstock at our school. Eh, he beats the suitors and their "interesting" hairstyles :PWell, not much of a movie, a great book, Noteboom is god.By the way, I think Amazon might want to add a new zero star option, just for this movie.