Product: The Last Unicorn (1982)
Rating: 1.0
Livin' la vida Haggard!!!
(to the tune of "The Monster Mash")"I was walking through the castle late one night,When my eyes beheld an unusual sight.For on the throne sat an old man with a scimitar at his side,And suddenly, in order to show his pride.He did the mash.He did the Haggard mash.The Haggard Mash.It was an old man smash.He did the mash.He wasn't asking for cash.He did the mash.He did the Haggard mash."For me, the old evil king is the only "beautiful" thing I found in this story. Everything else seems either too feminine or just plain weird. I guess this must be a stpry for people who think good of life. Everything's simply too dreamy in here.King Haggard is da' bomb (and Christopher Lee does his voice). I always like grumpy old people because they add an unhappy image to the scene. Also, they're forgotten a lot of the time. Next thing I want to see is a crossover with King Haggard and Gandalf the Grey. Now that would be an OLD MAN SMASH!!I was going to give this 2 stars, but I took off one star because Haggard should have gotten far more recognition in the story. He should have gotten his own TV series! It's INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!