Product: xXx [VHS] (2002)
Rating: 1.0
MEGA TOP THIRD RATE MOVIE
It is certainly the worst movie I have ever seen in all my life. Vin Diesel (so good in "Saving Private Ryan" under the direction of Steven Spielberg) plays so bad in this third rate movie (under the direction of Robert Cohen). Vin Diesel looks so rigid with no facial expression and no acting. He is tatooed as a Christmas tree or a Casino fitted carpet (your choice !) and he simply looks ridiculous. When you consider the natural presence of Vin Diesel (when he is himself), what a pitty ! His clothes in this motion picture are certainly coming from a recycling clothes shop...The scenario is completely empty. No dialogs, no drama, no unexpected scenes ! Just a ton of "cliché" or "déjà vu" or "one thousand times seen" scenes. This movie is just a pretext for ridiculous stunts...I am waiting when the US movie industry will propose to us a competition between a motorbicyle and the space shuttle at launch !!! (Could be a nice stunt)Directing actors was an option in this movie (Director which can not be found. He was sunbathing in Bahamas certainly)...So why shoot scenes that we do not accept as possible...After few seconds of analysis, this movie is a pure "product" for the 13-16 male young people target. I can not consider such product as a motion picture which must propose a scenario, dialogs, drama, directing and an artistic point of view. This product is "only" a marketing commercially designed PG-13 product. If you want to see a MEGA TOP THIRD RATE MOVIE and laugh a lot concerning one of the "US movie industry" most terrible products, just watch this product. It is going to become a master reference !!!