Product: Beowulf (1999)
Rating: 1.0
How about negative stars, anyone, anyone?
If you want to see a true piece of crud, go rent "Beowulf". I actually saw the video version, but can't imagine the dvd to be any better. In short, it was what you would expect from Christopher Lambert. I actually rented this movie and watched it with my brother on purpose: we knew it would be bad. We just didn't know it would be this bad. Everybody needs a good laugh, and what the hey if it has to come at the expense of Lambert? The acting is truly among some of the worse in movie history. For fans of the series "Mystery Science Theater 3000", I am postive this film would have made it into the eleventh season line-up. It comes across as a strange sort of mix between "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "Mad Max", and a piece of crap. Lambert has one expression on his face the entire time it seems, one of utter stupidity. There are two "nude" scenes if you can call them that, seemingly thrown in to get a rating, I guess, seeing as they were totally useless and stupid. Waste your time only if you want a good laugh, but don't expect anything more than to be totally awe-struck as to why anybody spent money to make this.