Product: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Rating: 1.0
Why is this a sequel to Halloween II?!
First of all, for this to be a sequel to the first two Halloween movies (you know...the ones that actually have Michael Myers in them) is freakin ridiculous. Why didn't they just call it something else like "Terrible Horror Movie With Misleading Title"? Basically it's a movie about some guy that makes halloween masks that melt kids faces off. And yes, its as stupid as it sounds. This is an hour and a half of my life I wish I had back.