Product: Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)
Rating: 1.0
Written by 12 year olds for adults.
If you can imagine a script written by 6th grade boys for an adult audience then you've seen this movie.Hitler and fellow Nazis build a massive caverned city with super advanced technology beneath Antarctic ice without being seen and despite all the implausibilities (impossible -80 degree freezing conditions, needing massive resources, not being seen while doing so). Over a period of decades they exist and manage to capture Antarctica researchers to experiment upon. Their goal is to destroy all of the world with this space ship they constructed under the ice. All is foiled by a couple of captive researchers disarming all the Nazis and escaping to freedom. Really bad post edited CGI of a hole in the space ship dooming it to fall.Really bad effects - ice looks like styrofoam cutouts, toy models for the buildings and vehicles. Equally bad acting and dialogue. Has Jake Busey and a lot of actors experienced in video shorts & TV spots so that should prepare you. Actors could only manage a few words of dialogue at a time while simultaneously forgetting what facial expression was suppose to go with what they said. Cheap props like laser guns with post edited flashes and sounds effects like they were purchased at Toys R'Us.