Product: Kids (1995)
Rating: 3.0
Tsk-tsk
"Kids" made out when I was nine. Then, I didn't want to see it nor did I know anything about it. My parents saw it in 1999, and their sheer reluctance to me watching the film told me that it was NOT for kids. I finally saw it and was I ever shocked! This is not a 'brutally honest' look into kids today. Real kids are not as stupid as these were. The girls that Telly deflowered were pathetic and the only sane character in the entire film was the taxi driver. As a virgin myself, I would never want to lose my virginity to someone as UGLY as Telly. And besides, Darcy knew Telly for like, what...two hours before they had sex? Who is really this stupid? I'm not saying it's a bad movie, but it's NOT real. Probably one out of every five hundred kids are really like these idiots. All I saw in the movie were carnal boys and spineless girls. One life lesson for all girls: "IF A GUY TELLS YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR, HE'S FULL OF IT".