Product: Zombies Anonymous
Rating: 1.0
Let's replace plot and acting with profuse profanity and see if they can tell the difference...
This movie is just plain bad.Don't get me wrong. I wanted to like it. Having come off watching American Zombie, which also sucked, I was hoping for some needed zombie respite. Not happening here.What dialogue and acting there is seems forced and badly delivered. Frankly most lines and acting seemed like they belonged in a bad porno rather than a good zombie movie (neither of which is this movie).It seems like whenever there was a lack of dialogue for a scene, it was simply replaced with profanity of all sorts.I ended up turning this movie off half way through it, which I very rarely do. I felt the movie bored me, offered nothing and basically wasted my time and money.If you want a "good" zombie movie, I don't think this is it. SeeDawn of the Dead,Zombieland,Fido,Shaun of the Dead,Resident Evil,Dead Snow. Pretty much anything other than this movie.