Product: Amityville 3-D [Region 2] (includes 3-D glasses) (1983)
Rating: 1.0
Shameful Amityville
Oh what a tangled web we weave... when Amityville fans we try to deceive. There is so little that is appealing about this train wreck of a movie that it astonishes me to this day that someone had the nerve to pin the Amityville name on this schlock fest.The story is downright wrong, if you can call the contrived script a story. two non believers move into the house to expose it as a simple hoax and get the surprise of their lives when they discover as others before them had, that the house is definitely not one apt to be selected for Better Homes and Gardens magazine. Sounds interesting, right? Wrong.The performances by Roberts in particular are flat and emotionless. Only the burnt in car victim on her way to tell the unsuspecting owner of the house's true nature scene is slightly engaging. The script is horrible, the scares are non existent, and none of the original feelings that this could be really be true are there. Its a monstrosity of epic proportions that should NEVER be viewed by any true fan of the Amityville series. Avoid this movie.... like a haunted house