Product: Constantine [Blu-ray] (2012)
Rating: 1.0
The cinematic equivalent of smashing your head against a brick wall.
Really, really bad supernatural Keanu Reeves stinker with Keanu Revees giving a all time worse performance with a one dimensional character that is so annoying that you would want him to get killed off in a very painful way. The script makes no sense what so ever and the direction is a joke. The dialog is so poorly written that you can't really believe what you are hearing from time to time and the setting is so dark in places that you can't see damn thing from time to time. Of all the actors involved with this crappy film, Rachel Weisz has the hardest role in the film because not only does she have to make you care about what is happening with her story, she has to pick up all of Keanu's acting slack in order for you to even feel something for his selfish and miserable character. She is like the majority of the reviews have said over and over again the best and only good thing about this movie. Another shot out goes to Peter Stormare, whose brief appearance as Satan is the only bright spot next to Weisz's great performance that makes the movie somewhat watchable.Other than the efforts made by Weisz and Stormare, the movie is a huge misfire and not even their great performances could have saved it from itself.One star