Product: Bloodsport [VHS] (1988)
Rating: 5.0
CHONG LI! CHONG LI! CHONG LI! CHONG LI! CHONG LI! CHONG LI!
This movie is so Hardcore Barry Windham, that i almost spilt my under-cheese all over my security blanket. Van Damme's preformance is golden, but Chong Li! holds the torch tighter than a cat that has the power to shrink itself. Everytime I watch this totally radical, creative masterpiece, it gets me wetter than watching a flash-kick about to take out your pyscho-crusher. My only problem, with this movie is, that the monkey-man gets defeated. He is clearly the most well developed character besides the main actors, and i feel that he should have a spin-off movie called "Monkey-Man and Ray Jackson versus the Amazin-Fruit Bears and their dark legion of Gooch-berzerkers." Otherwise, this movie rocks my socks off hotter than Axel Rose in a red spandex (and thats pretty damn hot).