Product: Batman Begins (Two-Disc Deluxe Edition) (2005)
Rating: 2.0
BATMAN BEGINS TO BORE
Overly long, pretentious, and Liam HAM Neeson sounds like he's giving a zen lecture at an agricultural college. Fight scenes? Plenty of them, but you don't really see anything being done. Worst choreographed fight scenes--if this is a new Oscar category, this movie should win it. Background of Batman looks like a ripoff of the origin of Dr. Strange mixed with Magnus Robot Fighter (Remember that one?) Some interesting stuff with the effeminate looking badguy shrink with his "bag" of tricks, but Batman himself looks like he'd fit in better as "Fire Island Man." This picture could have been a lot more than what it is, but it isn't. Still, if you like seeing gravity defied, the laws of physics ignored, and a pretty boy trying to look mean behind a mask, watch this dvd with your hand on the fast forward button.