Product: Das Komabrutale Duell
Rating: 1.0
No corn syrup in Germany, apparently.
Das Komabrutale Duell is a homemade movie about killing. That's it.From the intro on, it's a steady barrage of ultra-violence. I'd normally find this endearingly entertaining, but the effort became recycled by about the half-way point. Chance encounter, fight, gunshots, punch-kick-punch, spraying blood, screaming, cut scene to butcher room in house, spraying blood, screaming, more spraying blood, rinse, repeat. I had a good time watching the crew's blooming ingenuity under obvious budgetary constraints, but then realized said ingenuity was producing the same results over and over and over again for a LONG time. With the exception of some unique kill-scenes peppered randomly throughout the film, this was as repetitive as a car alarm in the middle of the night.Oh, and the blood is brown like diarrhea. Copious amounts of spraying diarrhea.Seems to me this would be a great shock-movie to put on a repeat during a Halloween warehouse party, maybe? Either way, the only way I'd recommend ordering this was if you were being paid to own it. Free is too expensive.- t -