Product: Under the Tuscan Sun (2003)
Rating: 1.0
Are These People Serious?
Ok. Seriously folks. This movie is about as good as water if you are looking for wine. The idea of the movie is ok, however, the director is either an idiot or that was her target audience. Some parts are ok, but most parts are so laughably unbelievable or hollywoodized that it turns out to be laughable. I don't want to waste any more of my time writing a detailed review of a movie that I could barely watch (it was my wife's birthday, I had to -- and even she hated it). So, for all of you saying something about wanting to know what was so bad about this film, I'll give you one thing:You know all those glorified love scenes in classic movies where a VIABLE couple finally meets, and their first kiss on the beach lasts from day until night! Yeah, well,... no.If this movie is on a plane, I would recommend listening to the conversation in the cockpit or thumb wrestling with the toddler who is kicking your chair. Diane Lane is OK, the group that does the renovations provided SOME comic relief (on purpose) but all the rest of the cast should he hanged for their involvement.