Product: Constantine [Blu-ray] (2012)
Rating: 1.0
Should have been labeled a comedy instead of a horror film.
Down right funny and misguided horror film that manages to not only lack common sense for some of the stuff that it has in the script but manages to insult the audience with some of the worse dialog ever written for a mainstream movie. Keanu Reeves is painfully miscast, as the hero in this film and his performance is almost as bad as the dialog in this film. You don't take his character seriously at all and you just have to make fun of him during the course of the film because of how bad his performance really is. You don't know if he is putting you on with his performance or he is really taking his role seriously which is in fact a even bigger crime that just a bad performance. He is easily upstage by the great performance of Rachel Weisz, who seem like she was working on a better film other than the movie you were watching and you hoped that the film would automatically change to see that film because her performance is literally too good for this film, which is the biggest crime of all because you would end up wishing that you could just spent some time with her character instead of watching the garbage that is right in front of you. Peter Stormare is fine but he's not in the film at all really and his character is the second best character in the whole film right next to Weisz's. His interpretation of the devil is quite original but he is reduce to a few minutes of screen time while we have to suffer with Keanu playing hero and a cast of characters that should have been drastically cut down because a few of them don't serve a purpose at all in this film.If you are looking for brainless entertainment, I suggest you rent something other than this because brainless entertainment is at least entertaining. This movie is only held together by a great performance of Rachel Weisz and a great character performance by Peter Stormare, who should have been more of a lead than Keanu was.