Product: Spongebob Squarepants: Movie
Rating: 5.0
SPONGEBOB!!!!!SPONGEBOB!!!!!SPONGEBOB!!!!!SPONGEBOB!!!!!
I'M READY! (...)FOR THE GREATEST BLOCKBUSTER MOTION PICTURE EVENT OF THE LAST 2 CENTURIES. I WANT TO MOVE TO BIKINI-BOTTOM AND LIVE NEXT TO SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, AND SQUIDWARD AND I WANT TO WORK AT THE KRABBY PATTY AND GIVE MY WHOLE PAYCHECK BACK TO MR. KRABS AND THEN CRASH MY BOAT AT BOATING SCHOOL AND GET MY DRIVING TEACHER THROWN IN JAIL AND HAVE A KUNG-FU FIGHT WITH SANDY CHEEKS AND LOSE TO A GIRL AND GET LOST AND DRIVE A ROCK BACK HOME AND FEED MY PET SNAIL HUGE, GIANT, OVERSIZED CANS OF CATFOOD!!!!! AND I'M 30 YEARS OLD, SO MY WIFE CANNOT SAY NO.