Product: The Musketeer (2001)
Rating: 1.0
Spot the Squid
Perhaps the most entertaining part of this movie is watching an unintentional small luminous squid skitter across the screen about 30 minutes in.The second most entertaining part is watching with disbelief as a band of guards give up chasing a coach going five miles per hour the minute it passes through a set of gates.The movie was laughable and to be honest I couldn't sit through the whole affair.The script was awful and the actors a) should have known better; b) were really desperarte; or c) thought it was a comedy and everything would work out all right in the end.This goes into my list of movies with no redeeming features, along with Spirited Killer and Modern Vampires.