Product: Beowulf (1999)
Rating: 4.0
Typical Lambert movie
This movie gets 4 stars only because of the inclusion of Rhona Mirta, one of the hottest woman alive! Otherwise, this movie would get 2 stars. This movie is basically a recasting of the tale "Beowulf" in some kind of weird, crappy future that's regressed into the past. Crazy, industrial looking structures abound, hampered by what was obviously a low, low budget. Mirta, you deserve so much more! Some of the sword fighting scenes are entertaining, and as Lambert provides his typical B-movie acting. Most of the time, I rooted for Grendel to kill everyone, the more quickly the better.