Product: Spongebob Squarepants: Movie
Rating: 5.0
Not enough jellyfishing!
If you are reading this review, you are kind of sort of wasting the time you could be spending either ordering or watching this movie. It could cheer up the dead, if they weren't already buried. Try showing this to the next freshly-minted corpse you come by and watch them come right back from the abyss and do the Goofy Goober dance! It's a bit unnerving, and you have to put them back down with a bullet in the brain, but this movie is THAT good!