Product: Constantine [Blu-ray] (2012)
Rating: 1.0
Are horror movies supposed to be this funny?
So bad it's funny horror film that has the worse leading man in recent history miscast in a very limited role. Keanu Reeves does not cut in the main role as a supernatural detective and he literally sinks this film with his talent or lack of if you know what I mean. Rachel Weisz does a lot more than she should have with her role and she does give this movie more respectability than it deserved with her great performance but the script does not do her any justice and she's basically holding Keanu's hand thou out the entire film and picking up his slack in the acting department as well. No actor should have to go thou that much but she does it with style and grace. She deserves the praise she is getting, as well as the sympathy for being the only good thing this movie has to offer. Another actor who does more with less is Peter Stormare who is only in the film for about 4 to 5 minutes but brings more to his role than Keanu does. Peter Stormare should have had a bigger role but he like Weisz is sideline with a story that has so many holes in it that you really have to try to understand what is going on from time to time and the dialog, which is so bad in certain parts that you are left with the impression that the screenwriters of this movie are ether children or very slow adults.If you want a good laugh, be my guess. The movie is that funny and you have to thank Keanu for that at the very least.