Product: Dude Where's My Car (With Borat Preview Disc) (2000)
Rating: 1.0
Dude, where's my $3.99?
"Dude, Where's My Car?" is quite literally, the third worst film ever made, ever to be released by a major studio. "Showgirls" and "Battlefield:Earth", both have those distinctions of being in the first two spots. Both films being released by MGM and Warner Bros. respectively, and Fox releasing this. "Dude, Where's My Car?" is just another studio's desperate bid to cash in on the grossout-teen comedy genre. Apparently these people have never heard of the word: overkill. Considering they're the ones behind such a lethal term. The film follows the adventures of two inept stoners named Chester and Jesse, Resident Dumbasses who end up losing their car, and must go in search of it. Along their journey, they encounter a nerdy alien cult, a group of sexy alien females, a braun but brainless jock, and Andy Dick among their many other adventures. Now , you expect a film like this to go along the tradition of "Road Trip" and "American Pie", a good natured teen raunch flick meant to make you laugh. But the antics of this film are seriously desperate, and seriously stupid. Stupid is a word to be debated with teen raunch flicks, but the unbelievable plot twists this film takes, just show you how much 20th Century Fox could give about a script. The film is just unbelievably bad, not even laughably bad. It goes into points of downright bad filmmaking. If you want to see a film like American Pie, just rent Road Trip, another Seann William Scott flick. Dude, Where's My Car? is just another travesty of bad filmmaking, that shows how Hollywood loves to produce in search of making the almighty buck. Such a travesty would have someone like John Belushi spinning in his grave. Word of advice: Don't blow $3.99 to rent this film, because you'll want to return it the following night.