Product: Spanish Judges
Rating: 2.0
It's Spanish to Me
Vincent D'Onofrio of "Law and Order" takes a brief respite from crimefighting to star as Max,a bald antique dealer on hard times. Matthew Lillard stars as fast-talking Jack,a con man,and Valeria Golino is Jamie,his girlfriend expert in poisons. The plot centers on antique guns,a pile of cash,and alleged "Spanish judges."It's wannabe David Mamet and Quentin Tarantino. Characters are shot and poisoned. A creepy little girl leaves the story hanging--literally. The plot is complicated,and it's supposed to be "neo-noir." It's not a great movie by any means,but it makes great "huh?" early morning viewing.