Product review (5 stars): Changing my Dispos(al)ition
I have to admit, I was skeptical.  I mean, the idea of a wireless garbage disposal is an obvious elevation of our human existence, but is it worth the cost? Well, now I can reply with a resounding yes. I ordered my Joneca MSS-50 Mr. Scrappy Disposer Wireless Control Switch, or JMMSDWCS as I like to call it, and received it in a timely 3 months.  Within days, I had figured out how to open the packaging and was the happy holder of a JMMSDWCS.  Later, I learned that I could use this device to control my garbage disposal, and boy howdy, I was in for a treat.

I plugged in my garbage disposal and played with the switch until 4am. Off, on, off, on, sometimes, on on just to switch it up. I carry my switch with me wherever i go.  Sometimes, I walk into other people's houses and flip the switch just to see if they have a JMMSDWCS too.  And when I hear that familiar grind and roar and the excited rush of feet to see what's going on with their sink, I smile and think how happy they must be too.

I cannot tell you how many times I have been laying in bed about to go to sleep when i remember i forgot to disposal my garbage. Click click, and there it grinds.  Man, what a relief!

Mr. Scrappy, you have provided me countless hours of entertainment and enjoyment, and I'm gonna tell your Uncle Scooby that you have really made a name for yourself.