Product review (3 stars): They should call it the Icy Hot cooler.
So far this little guy is trooping along nicely. Not too loud at all.

I did have to raise it a little off the ground with wood as the door catches on the bottom (where the lock is).

The lock is pretty cheap and personally I'm disappointed with it. It locks, yes, but it will only lock it a little. Someone could come by and try to open it and the door would still remain open slightly. Enough that I'd it was left unattended that it would probably start flooding your room.

The door has to be supervised properly when closing. Absolutely make sure that it's shut or you're in for a MAJOR headache. It will close, but you can't just fling it closed. You have to caress it and whisper sweet nothings to it so it's confident enough to stay closed.

Also one thing that is really huge is that this thing gets scorching hot when it's first getting ready to cool. I turned it on and it whirled up and the left and right sides got hot to the touch.

Hot like stepping in a shower while being scared of the water and barely touching it with your hand and being like "HOLY COW I BETTER TURN THIS DOWN" kind of hot. It seems to go away after a while but Jesus man, when that fan is blowing do not touch the side.

Maybe have a fire extinguisher by it too just in case.

As long as the door is still pessimistic and the sides are still hot, I'm going to give it a 3/5. It's like the one chick at the bar that no one really wanted to take home but eventually they were like "eh, you'll do".