Product review (5 stars): Polar Bear in the Frigidaire!
As a Floridian, my refrigerator is one of the most important appliances in my house. This being said, I obviously want the best, most top-of-the-line product that I can afford. Fortunately, Frigidaire products fall in to this category! (or so I thought...). Upon my purchase of this fridge, I could not contain my excitement for the day to come that my new refrigerator would arrive, and I could once again enjoy the luxury of cold Cokes, and ice in my sweet tea! So I waited. And waited. And finally, it arrived! Ecstatic, I wheeled it into my kitchen and unboxed it, hooked up the water line, pugged it in, and opened the big double doors, expecting a blast of cold air...but what did I get? A FACE FULL OF POLAR BEAR!! This thing practically exploded out of the fridge, bowled over me, skidded across the floor, and out onto the patio and into the pool he went! Let me tell you, this was NOT a happy polar bear...I imagine he was hot and cramped from his ride in this fridge, going on trucks and in the cargo class section of an airplane. But anyways, I was mad. Because now, I had to put my new fridge on hold so I could take care of a polar bear that had hitch hiked to my house!! I did NOT pay over a thousand dollars for a pet polar bear! So, what had to happen was, I had to get this polar bear comfortable in the pool so he didn't hop out because he was hungry, and I brought him all the chicken nuggets and fish sandwiches I could buy from McDonald's (and apparently, polar bears like Micky D's... I had to make two trips!), then I had to figure out what polar bears like to do in their spare time, and guess what? They apparently like to play hide and seek in refrigerators in their spare time...but it is rare to not be found by their friends, so this was a once in a lifetime kind of thing! Just like getting a polar bear in a Coke bottle from the vending machine, right? So, I decided to keep him! His name is Pierre! As of now, I officially am a dedicated Frigidaire customer, because of this unique experience! Thanks, Frigidaire, for the great new buddy you sent me, and for the fridge! 5/5 stars!

P.S.- If anyone happens to know where I could get fresh seal or penguin, that would be great...I don't think my local McDonald's enjoys me bringing Pierre into the restaurant...he keeps eating all of their burgers and chicken. This is getting to be a huge problem, not to mention Pierre is also getting pretty huge...thanks in advance for any info on where I can get some!