Product review (5 stars): Still filled with ennui
I received this product quickly and it was exactly what I ordered. Although my refrigerator seems satisfied and the air within is fresh, I remain filled with ennui. Life still lacks meaning. I gaze forlornly at the rain. Food lacks flavor. Color has been washed from life. I hoped that this package of 8 filters would have helped with the existential pain of being. Perhaps the hutzler 571 banana slicer will fill the void.