Product review (4 stars): Good for hid... I mean freezing body sized objects
This freezer is perfect for socking away troublesome meats and veggies that don't know how to pay up on time. If you've tried everything you can think of to get your money out of all your fresh meat and veggies, it might be time to start putting them on ice. And wouldn't you know it, this ice box is perfect size for keeping them from rotting away in a basement and eventually attracting unwanted attention from neighboring meats and veggies! This bad boy can only fit one regular sized meat and/ or veggie. No need to buy a second for witnessing meats and veggies too.

Pros:
-surprisingly deep!
-relatively energy efficient. I have no noticeable increase in utilities since buying this freezer. This also happened to coincide with a roommate moving out though, so make your own assumptions on energy usage.
-can fit one whole person in there, at least. If you were so inclined. Which I'm not.
-gauranteed not to rat you out to the 5-0.
-comes with a basket for bread items!

Cons:
-theoretical body would need to be cut into smaller pieces.
-appliance does not congratulate me after Tetris-ing the hell out of whatever I'm jamming in there. Surprisingly hurtful.

I am super pleased with this item's performance. I'd be inclined to give 5 stars were it not for the temperature control being low to the ground, which caused my immediate death. Still a solid 4 stars.