Product review (5 stars): Until laziness consumes me, I shall not pay for laundry!
DUUUDE! I finally got a hand crank clothes washing machine today, it rocked my socks... and made them white! True Story!
Tomato sauce and beer out of shirt. Check
Crumbs, more tomato, and some cheese melted into pants. Check
Oh, and my underwear smells better then me. Stupid machine.

Less Water, no power, a dribble of soap. This one wins.