Product review (5 stars): help those less fortunate, become President by winning over the hearts and ...
I had no idea this kind of glorious item existed. I thought I had finally stumbled upon my million dollar idea. I envisioned going on Shark Tank, every single Shark would buy in, my business would be wildly successful, I'd travel the world, I'd pay off my student loans, I'd employ a few people, help those less fortunate, become President by winning over the hearts and minds of Republicans and Democrats alike, there would be peace on earth, and it all started because I invented this counter-oven straddler thingamajig. But someone beat me to it, story of my life. But really, just not having to clean between the oven and cabinet is life changing enough. Now I have time to continue my pursuit of my million dollar idea.