Product review (1 stars): WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU...
...OVER MY INSANELY LOUD DISHWASHER!

It's loud. Insanely loud. My wife's Honda Civic is quieter. Seriously. It has a "delay" feature that lets you set it to run at night while you sleep, but it ends up being more like an alarm clock that wakes you up at 2am and sends you frantically running around your house in your tidy-whities with a baseball bat, hunting down potential burglars while stepping on porcupine shaped cat toys in the dark. It even frightens my cat -- the one that I have to move out of the way with my foot while vacuuming. It's that loud.

Worse than that is the design. If you put a standard 12" diameter plate in the bottom rack, the spinner blade gets stuck and mockingly shoots water at the door seal, flooding your kitchen floor, as if to say, "How dare you put a standard sized dish into my Pro grade belly! Here's what I think of your filthy proletarian dish!"

There's also a "Sahara" drying feature, which just straight baffles me.  It heats up a coil in the bottom of the dishwasher, which basically just makes a bunch of steam.  But since the designers apparently forgot to add vents, the steam doesn't really go anywhere.  It just circulates inside the dishwasher until it shuts the element off, then it condenses into water and voila! you once again have wet dishes. They should have named this feature "broccoli" instead of Sahara as it appears better suited to be an industrial grade vegetable steamer rather than a dishwasher.

Longevity, you ask? You'd think, that at this premium price, this thing would outlive your youngest grandchild, but wait! Think again! The door sensor failed about one month after the warranty expired. It cost me over $100 to get it fixed.

Final conclusion: buy a Bosch. They're cheaper, quieter, and clean better.