Product review (5 stars): Truly amazing.
Before, when the filter was dirty, the water would spurt grotesquely from the fridge in grey, brackish, undrinkable gouts.  Now, every time we press the little button the turns the water on we hear the sounds of birds singing in a fresh green meadow.  Sparkling, dazzling light emits from the nozzle while water so pure it makes the entire neighborhood unite and kiss one another passionately before leaping into spontaneous dance in the streets flows forth like the God's own magical elixir of life.  The downside is, now all the women in the neighborhood want to sleep with me, and my wife is getting a little testy about it.  She's take up in the spare bedroom, and talking with her is a tense standoff situation every time.  I suppose it wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't for Deborah next door and that twenty year old rock-hard body of hers, walking around the house with the curtains open and wearing that spandex thing she works out in, you know?.  I mean, what's a guy to do?  Really - what?

Bonus: when you make ice cubes from the water filtered by this magical device they glow with energy that aligns the chakras and heals burns, open cuts, and bowel obstructions.  Hasn't helped my marriage at all, but I think if I take a few cubes over the Deborah's house for a Zumba session later I won't have to worry too much about that, will I?