Product review (5 stars): But this filter!
Oh My God!  This water filter is A-MAZING!  It removes bad taste and hot burning evil from water, it straightens your hair if it's curly and curls you hair if it's straight, it makes your children behave and gives your husband a vasectomy if you're done having children, it gives you whiter than white teeth and it freshens your breath.

It's a water filter - it filters water. What more do you want?