Product review (5 stars): It's a knob, what do you want me to ...
It's a knob, what do you want me to say?
It's very knobbish, with glistening silver accents that catch the light of my laundry room giving me to confidence and pride to open up and say, "it's ok to do laundry again.  It's ok."
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This knob really turns me on.