Product review (3 stars): Whatever this is, it seems like it would work pretty well.
I wasn't quite sure what this was when it arrived and now I'm even more unsure. Do I need this thing, whatever it is? I must have ordered it because it arrived at my house with my name on it. 5 stars for the delivery time I guess but since I'm not sure when I ordered it, I can't say whether it took two days or two years to come in. Most of the last three days have been spent carrying it around my house looking for things it would fit in. Nothing. Nothing at all.

Since it looks like it's an electrical device, I started with corded items like the DVD player and the clock in the spare room that keeps blinking. Is that what it's for? Will this mystery device fix that? I laid this thing on top of the clock to see if that was the problem but the clock kept blinking. "Maybe it needs time to calibrate" were my last thoughts as I laid down in bed for the night.

Morning came! I was so excited about the prospect of fixing something that it felt like Christmas. Not wanting to spoil the moment, I went downstairs to get a cup of what I call "Gloat" coffee. I make this whenever I am about to strut around the house with an over exaggerated sense of self worth.  It's just regular coffee but with a bit of extra 'atta boy!' added.

Back upstairs to bask in the glory that will surely follow. I peaked around the corner like a child only to find the clock still blinking, mocking me.

 F**k me!.

What the hell is this thing?

Look. I have better things to do that figure out what this does. I'll keep it in plain view and when something breaks again, logic dictates that this piece will surely fix it.

As far as the quality of whatever this is, I am assuming it's good, maybe excellent. It may even be spectacular for all I know.

It arrived in great condition (I think) and the packaging appeared intact.

I would definitely recommend this product to friends who have a broken thing that this will fix.