Product review (1 stars): Scent therapy for your favorite enemy
When I removed this product from the packaging, the interior smelled like industrial plastic with a hint of rubber, a scent I call "plubber."  After airing out the product for an hour or two, it smelled like plubber.  After letting it run for a few days, it smelled like plubber.  After thorough cleaning, it smelled like plubber.  After leaving it open in a room for a week, the room smelled like plubber.  Placing cans inside leads to cans that smell like plubber.

Besides the unpleasant odor, drinking from the cans causes skin inside my mouth around my lips to wrinkle up in a rather alarming way.  I'm reasonably sure I'm being poisoned by this product, unless there is a nuclear component that will instead give me a super power.  Unfortunately said power would probably be related to drinking , and there's little need for a super hero able to drink fantastically, so I give no stars for this possibility.

Besides its complete unusability for its stated purpose, the construction is sound.  It wobbled originally, and has a single corner that can be height adjusted to solve such problems, but the height couldn't be adjusted enough.  Luckily I needed to switch the door opening direction, which besides being delightfully easy also resulted in the door brace blocking the height adjustment moving to the other side, out of the way.  Now it's stable and opens the correct direction, happily dispensing cans that smell like plubber.

It's a bit quieter than the old refrigerator I would like to replace, but even though the old unit is louder, it dispenses clean cans that are, I now realize, a joy to imbibe, a relative joy I never appreciated before encountering this product.