Product review (5 stars): Perceptibly perfect, inexplicably efficient
They told me I was a bad parent for spending my children's trust funds, my wife said I was a louse for pawning both our wedding rings, and sure, I wasn't too pleased with the impending embezzling charges but it was worth it. Worth it I said! I craved this pen for years ever since I saw one like it in China back in '87. Upon doing an internet search for industrial strength adhesive remover for the kind of bond that requires and act of congress to break, I happened upon this magnificent pen. This writing utensil has changed my life in ways you cannot imagine... dark ways.  When I sit alone in my cold damp RV near Graten Park, my hoarse, blood-speckled, strained coughs remind me I made the right decision.