Product review (5 stars): All hail Boreas, Greek god of the cold north ...
All hail Boreas, Greek god of the cold north wind and the bringer of winter. This is his altar, and the water his sacrifice. As followers of Boreas, my partner and I require godly amounts of ice in every drink, every hour, every day. As our refrigerator comes ill equipped to show proper subservience to our chilly master, we had to find a new pedestal through which Boreas could recognize our servitude. We are rewarded within minutes of a water sacrifice, and to our surprise Boreas shows boundless mercy with a continual replenishment of life-saving frigidity.

Do you want to follow that nymph Khione? Minor goddess of snow? Ya, neither does anyone else. Buy this machine.