Jack, Why Are You Out of Bed?
Category: PARENTING
"My spine hurts. Oh, wait, I meant my kidneys. No, wait, my spine. Kidneys. Spine. Kidneys. Sp... hey, can I have a peanut butter sandwich? With no crusts on it?"
By Wendi Aarons, Contributor
Humor writer, blogger, co-creator of @paulryangosling, US Week..., 2014-04-10