The Begonia Monologues
Category: HOME & LIVING
Am I the only person who longs for there to be a soulful rock diva named Tina Turnip? I have considered adopting one of the following as a pen name: Pete Moss, Phil O'Dendron, Bud Blast. If I were a drag queen I'd call myself 'Tacky Sandra';  keep me hydrated and I spread easily!
By Mike Diamond, Contributor
Hand model, rocket scientist and interpretive dancer, 2013-09-20