All Breaking News, All the Time
Category: COMEDY
Kyle, stay right there buddy, I promise -- cross my heart -- we'll get back to you really, superquick soon, but it's time for a short commercial break.  You're watching News First, where we know that being first isn't everything -- it's the ONLY THING!
By Jeffrey Shaffer, Contributor
Writer and Cultural Commentator, 2013-04-21