Jesus: 'It's My Birthday and I'll Cry If I Want To'
Category: COMEDY
Explain to me why I'm supposed to feel honored on my birthday because you and your rich friends pay good money for a dead tree, underpay someone to schlep it into your 12-bedroom McMansion and put ridiculously overpriced non-union-made presents under it for your spoiled kids, but God forbid you should increase the minimum wage or extend unemployment benefits.
By John Blumenthal, Contributor
Novelist/Screenwriter Co-author of "Blue Streak.", 2013-12-15