Why The Elf On The Shelf Will Not Be Coming To My House
Category: PARENTS
"See, the Tooth Fairy has to have another job to support this tooth habit of hers. Wednesdays are the day that she works as a spy for the government.  Because she's so small she can do lots of really important jobs that normal humans can't, and they pay her very well."
By Miranda Gargasz, ContributorWriter, 'Lemonade and Holy Stuff', 2014-11-25