The Pathetic Tinder Profile of a Desperate 30-Year-Old
Category: COMEDY
I realize it's improper to ask, but may I inquire, dear reader, as to how old you are? I only pry because I want to let you know -- for your own good! -- if you are dateable or not.
By Nikki Gloudeman, ContributorThe Establishment Editorial Director, 2015-03-04