Dear Medical Science: What's Taking You So Long?
Category: COMEDY
Guys, we don't want to go through all this suffering anymore. We're sick of getting sick. Stem cells were discovered in 1978. You promised us limitless possibilities, yet here we are, 36 years later, still twiddling our thumbs.
By John Blumenthal, ContributorFormer Playboy editor/Novelist/Screenwriter ('Blue Streak'), 2014-09-07