Where's My 'Responsible Enough to Not Have a Child' Day?
Category: COMEDY
Father's Day is a day of respect to the men that basically screwed us up and whose actions pretty much forced us to develop into the characters we are today. I contributed more to society than most dads did by not impregnating a woman.
By Tim Young, Contributor
Comedian, Pundit, Best Selling Author, Other Unimpressive Things, 2012-06-17