How To Feel Younger Each Year Without A Facelift
Category: FIFTY
Some people think I'm younger than I really am. Maybe because I have a full head of hair. But at my age, I didn't expect to still have any hair. So I celebrate it by blow drying it every morning. Get it huge. Then it deflates through the day in direct proportion to my life's disappointments.
By Greg White, ContributorAuthor, Humorist, Marine, Cook, 2015-07-18