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Category: FIFTY
Neither my nails nor scissors worked this time, so I called my husband, Mighty Marc, who continues to be a fine example of virile manhood. At 79, he still cuts his own meat and chews with his own teeth. If anyone could do it, he could.
By Laverne H. Bardy, ContributorAuthor, Syndicated Humor Columnist, blogger, 2015-05-29