Are You Too Old to Say, 'My Bad?'
Category: FIFTY
Mattressable -- adj.  A term used for a woman who is easy to sleep with. "Cynthia didn't throw the covers off and on according to her body temperature fluctuation, nor admonish him for breathing, blinking, snoring, therefore Steve deemed her highly Mattressable."
By Stephanie D. Lewis, Contributor Humorist at "Once Upon Your Prime", 2014-10-21