I Killed It at the Gym Today
Category: COMEDY
So fresh in my mind is the awe-inspiring gluttony of Thursday, followed by a full 72 hours of unadulterated sloth, that I worry I'll soon become one of those people who needs to be removed from his one-bedroom apartment in a wheelbarrow, arm fat spilling over the sides. I vow to change my ways immediately.
By Wes Janisen, Contributor
Writer & blogger, @wesjanisen, 2013-12-01