'A Very Social Security Guard'
Category: COMEDY
Herbert "Doc" Koenig is a security guard in the building where I work. He don't need no stinking badge (he has an ID card with a photo of his goateed visage and the word "Doc" under it) and he doesn't carry a pistol, mainly because he is one. But he does have a rapier wit that could disarm the most suspicious intruder.
By Jerry Zezima, ContributorHumor columnist, The Stamford Advocate, 2015-03-05