Dipping the Pacifier in Wine, and Other 1970s-Inspired Parenting Tricks
Category: COMEDY
My mother claims I sucked down several wine-dipped pacifiers at my circumcision, and she continued the practice for a year in an attempt to abate my near-constant wailing. That's right, you read correctly, I was a baby wino.
By Davis Schneiderman, Contributor
Author. Academic. Artist., 2012-04-07