Every Step You Take, Every Toe You Break
Category: FIFTY
What to do? Stay off my feet. Catch up on my reading. And, to hasten the healing process,  try some "positive affirmations," or, as I have always thought of them, "bullsh*t."
By Roz Warren, ContributorAuthor of OUR BODIES, OUR SHELVES: LIBRARY HUMOR, 2014-11-17