I Wore A Bikini And Nothing Happened
Category: WOMEN
Presumably I, as a fat woman, would not know how to properly operate the complicated piece of equipment known as a bikini. What if I became distracted by the complexity of spandex, a substance heretofore unknown to me, and wandered blindly into traffic? What if I ate it?
By Jenny Trout, ContributorWriter, blogger, 2014-07-03