Why Kenny Loggins Should Write A Song About Houseplants
Category: COMEDY
Emily surprised me with a new plant on my birthday. We named her Federika. I thanked Emily a thousand times, all the while thinking, Holy, shit, if this thing dies I am totally f*cked. Please, God, don't let this f*cker die.
By Joseph P. Farrell, ContributorCreative copywriter, photographer, New York City resident., 2015-06-08