Tragic Death of Santa Claus Finally Prompts Serious Conversation About Gun Control
Category: COMEDY
Santa Claus was laid to rest in Arlington National Cemetery after being posthumously awarded a Purple Heart and the Medal of Freedom for his "valiant courage in the fight for Christmas" by a somewhat reluctant President Obama, who rolled his eyes twice during the ceremony.
By Remy Maisel, Contributor
Author of Is Satire Saving Our Nation?, 2012-12-23