People of LA, Please Leave!
Category: COMEDY
f you are reading this and you live in LA, and you are not here pursuing one of the above mentioned dreams, (acting, singing, dancing, writing, porn etc.) then please, leave as soon as humanly possible. Just pack up all your stuff, load it into your twelve year old minivan and move to Las Vegas, or Houston or Denver or San Diego or wherever the hell I'm not. Really, you'll be glad you did.
By Phil Perrier, ContributorFreelance Writer and Stand-Up Comedian, 2015-01-24