I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes If I Could Be Sure the Money Wasn't Helping Poor People
Category: COMEDY
Do I ask poor people for some of their taxes to bail me out? No. I get with my investment counselors and generate a quick infusion of capital to offset the shortfall.
By James Napoli, Contributor
Humorist, Author of The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm and The..., 2013-04-14