Review: WHERE DO I START...
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 06 16, 2014
Good apocalyptic literature must have a premise that demonstrates a "possibility". Should we get hit with a gamma ray burst from a supernova Earth would without question be an atmosphere less burned out cinder. NO SURVIVORS.This premise is that a gamma ray burst is survivable. "Possibility" lost.Here are some things that bothered me about this book:CONS:1:  Terrible sentence structure.2:  Terrible tense use, i.e., "he done it, he had saw it". Just one of many, many such grammatical blunders. Break = Brake.3:  While captured by "the bad guys" the hero's wrists were restrained behind his back. A horrendous beating followed, yet he was able to hide a grenade in his underwear, and was not only able to retrieve it, but, while restrained and beaten managed to somehow accurately throw this grenade, in a blizzard, 50 feet directly under the villains "black helicopter, destroying it.At this point he also had broken fingers, a broken leg, 2 broken ribs, and so many lacerations that the heroine ran out of bandages when she found him unconscious in the snow some time later.4:  Upon his return to his safe haven "CHICAGO" in the middle of a NUCLEAR WINTER, he managed to make a full report to the haven commander before seeing a doctor.5:  While walking to CHICAGO, he finds a semi-trailer filled new motor cycles. He manages to open the trailer and a boxed cycle. He then puts it together with just the right tools in the truck cab. He then rides north west to CHICAGO in freezing temperatures, ash filled air, no sun, and constant snowfall. He suspicions that the semi-trailer acted as a Faraday Cage, allowing the bike to run. WHAT A GUY! ...AND OF COURSE HE MEETS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO EVER WALKED THE PLANET. He let's her ride the bike, but later states that she rode behind.6:  Words and phrases repeated many, many times, by accident.Truly, I could go on and on.PROS:NONE NOTICEDI am sad to say that I spent $0.99 on a book that honestly, I could not even finish. So, I have no idea how it ends...sunny, warm, and a bright future I'll bet.BOTTOM LINE:  If you like Apocalyptic literature, and I do, then this book will...Oh, I don't know, it just stinks.I'm sorry Isaac, but I "calls 'em like I sees 'em".