Review: Mail Order Something
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 10 19, 2013
The heroine is not smart at all. AT ALL. I don't want to hear age as an excuse. I understand that in our younger years we make some rash decisions but to willingly have our first sexual experience over my boss' desk when all that we've been doing is having lunch? TOTAL idiot! This woman is staggeringly stupid. She misses all over her sisters cues that suggest her boss is only leading her on.Now she takes her sister's place and becomes a mail ordered hooker. They way those three men treat her, with the exception of one, is horrible. I had to wonder if these men really did want a wife or a house kept whore. And I don't give a damn how steamy you try to make it. After four orgasms your body becomes more and more like an open nerve and quite dehydrated and tired. I'm surprised this dolt didn't tear. No amount of erotica is going to convince me that vaginal bruising is tolerable enough to engage in another round of high speed intercourse x 3 after a few hours of sleep. Towards the end of this book i had to wonder why in this dumb woman couldn't say something. Wash? I'd need a three hour soak in a bath  and a two day recovery time!These husbands are ruthless. They could have had more consideration for someone new to multi-partner intercourse. No matter their status of 'non- virgin'.And then to get up to make breakfast naked...to be honest it didn't surprise me. If after having lunch for a few weeks in a row, ONE day in a week and ONLY at work this woman feels that she and her boss have knowing each other so well they were ready to become intimate her ability to reason and put things in perspective is already dismal.I don't need to read erotica with women warriors but give me some kind of intelligence. There is a difference between naive virgin and stupid woman... unless the author is trying to say there is no difference.Her reasoning for making breakfast naked was that they would just undress her anyway. If that were the case i would dress in at least eight layers. At the very least i would spare my body from getting splattered while cooking. I wondered why she couldn't simply wrap herself in a towel or a sheet.This book isn't for me. Stupid woman means i can't relate. If i can't relate- i don't want it. I don't want to feel annoyed with female when i'm supposed to be feeling tingly all over from the steamy-steaminess. Book had potential. Clearly it was wasted. Save your money. Keep looking, there's definitely better out there.