Review: Blood On Your Beefcake?
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 07 16, 2014
69 Inches of Steel by Darrin Mason is the crotch-grabbing, blood-curdling, Devil-loving indie sidewinder of 2014. Seeing that the twink on the cover didn't scare you off, then hold on for dear life because you'll never be ready for what's coming next, then after that, and the great thereafter. Narcissistic Jonothon Steel is a flash-in-the-pan success-driven author who still lives with his mother and visits his father's grave to constantly reassure himself he's everything he's cracked himself up to be. Only Serena, the girl from across the road, learns firsthand how curiosity killed the cat. She's introduced by Mrs. Steel, and soon takes off on the ride of her life. She finds out that Jonothon's books are based more on reality than fantasy as he gives her a crash course on vampirism, Satanism and all kinds of bad-isms. She gets her salad tossed pretty good, so this isn't one you want to pass along to the under-18ers at home. Then again, the cover should've told you all about that.For horror enthusiasts looking for some blood with their beefcake, 69 Inches of Steel by Darrin Mason will be the centerpiece for your coffee table.