Review: Just terrible.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 02 11, 2013
Yeah.... this book didn't do it for me.When I saw this book I thought that it sounded like a fun, hot read. It was not. Not even a little bit.The book is about a 22 year old virgin who inherits her estranged mom's sex shop when she dies. From the get go, the book came across as poorly written but I decided to go with it with the idea that hot sex and good chemistry would follow. Instead, the book was almost comically bad with the strangest initial sexual encounter that I have ever read. Get this: She walks into the house that she just inherited from her mom and finds a strange man inside. Instead of screaming and running away, she is captivated by his stunning masculinity and begins a conversation. GOD I wish I could quote this book but I can't because it is an ARC. The man, Max Jobman, talks like a drunken pirate but he is supposed to be Irish I think. Within their first 20 minutes of meeting, he tells her that she has nice beasts and that he wants to SUCK ON THEM. Out of the blue, while they are drinking coffee. And, like the good virgin she is, she just agrees!! Then he tucks her shirt under her armpits from below (gross), pops down her bra, and goes to town. Hello, not even the most pro-sex people I know would go for this strange situation, much less a virgin. How did she hold onto her virginity for 22 years, the hottie that she is supposed to be, if she just lets any man grope her who decides that he wants to.I don't mind sexually free books, not at all. If the character was a girl who was up for anything sexually. But this story with a virgin... just didn't work for me. I know I'm focusing on this initial encounter but this set the stage for the book and it didn't get much better after that. I won't be continuing with the series.**Copy provided by the publisher in exchange for an honest review**