Review: Porn and that's about it
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 04 7, 2014
First let me say this is my First and hopefully last1 star review Ever.  If you want the audible book just go down to your local rent by the hour motel and record the thumping, banging, screaming through the walls. Yeah this IS that bad. Not erotic. It turned me off. And I may have damaged my ereader trying to spray it with Lysol. The only reason I even finished it is that it is mercifully short, kinda like an article in Hustler.Spoiler AlertOoooohhhhh, aaahhhhhhh, oooohhhh, faster, harder, faster. baby I'm Huge. I mean I'm an Anaconda. Really they only grow them this big in the a rainforest.Sorry but I just gave away the Whole "story line". Oh and this douche proudly brags about F#}%^ing multiple women while Never Wearing A Condom. Instead of Claimed, I'm thinking probably Infected would have been a  more fitting title.