Review: The Dick a funny, raunchy story
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 08 25, 2012
After you read this book, The Dick by Jimmy Pudge, don't even try to tell me you were rooting for the protagonist, Jonny Sausage.  Don't say "well, I liked the story but it was rather graphic."  And I don't wanna hear anyone bitching about how often Jonny's extraordinary penis makes an appearance in the story.You know you had a good time.  You know you laughed your ass off.  Jimmy Pudge doesn't leave the reader feeling dirty, but you don't feel uplifted, either.  His writing leaves you wiping tears of laughter from your eyes and needing to change your unmentionables after losing control of your bladder.Jonny Sausage is an ugly porn star -- a sort of Ron Jeremy type -- who gets the ax and freaks out.  Well, he did think the viewers loved him and that he was one of the top porn actors in the world.  He was wrong, but the news still came as a shock.Jonny's freak out leads him back home,  to the town where he grew up.  Through careful use of his penis as a means of exchange, he gets a place to live, gets a private eye's certificate to hang on his wall and, in no time, he's hired to work a case.His newly acquired career is off with a bang as he encounters vampires, vampire hunters, some very crazy ass women and so many funny accidents, I can't do them justice here.Jimmy Pudge tickles my funny bone every time.  His raunchy, wild mind is like an adults-only amusement park, and you're as likely to find a super-sized penis as a man in a mesh suit chained inside a dog house.  Don't be shy and don't pretend you're not intrigued.  The Dick is a fun ride. Be sure to check it out.