Review: Zounds! Gulp! Is That A Zombie?
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 10 21, 2012
Acres doesn't stand for Real Estate For Sale, believe me. Buy this book. It's great fun. The book gives you some fine little morsels of the moribund that will chill you out, as in make you shiver and cringe until you can't sleep at night. There's something about a zombie that reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, but I can't put my finger on it. Could it be she bit off my finger? Yikes. She did. I was dating a zombie! Just kidding. After you read this book you'll get as goosey and loosey as me.If you want to become a real zombie, of course you have to let a zombie kill you and of course hope that the zombie doesn't tear you to shreds. If he does, you'll come back as a zombie that has to crawl instead of walk wherever you might want to go to find living people to eat. Or you can buy this little book and test drive Zombieism before actually going through the trouble of becoming one.After reading this book I now believe in zombies so forgive me for this rambling review.I gave this story 4 stars instead of 5 because the dialog of the TV announcer didn't quite ring true. I forget the exact sentence, but a TV announcer wouldn't say interest has been spawned. I understand the author could've been forshadowing events, but find another way please because TV announcers don't talk that way.Still, this is a fine book to read during a commute on a train or bus, preferably with lots of other passengers around you that attacking zombies can eat while you get away.