Review: Huge let-down from an otherwise great author.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 01 24, 2012
I purchased this book because I really enjoyed Me and My Ghoulfriends by Rose Pressey. After reading the description of Rock 'n' Roll is Undead, I thought it would be a slam dunk winner. Vampires, witches, romance, and murder mystery wrapped in the sexy world of rockabilly? FANTASTIC!Holy crap was I wrong.The characters couldn't have been more bland or boring. The dialogue had me seriously considering if my Kindle could survive being chunked outside out of sheer frustration. These are supposed to be adults in the swinging music scene of modern Memphis, and they speak to each other like they're trying out for a remake of the Andy Griffith Show. Golly gee willikers, do you like ketchup? Oh my, I love ketchup! Have you tried ketchup on food? Whaa...on FOOD? (Seriously, the half page ketchup conversation drove me f@#&%ng nuts.)I quit this book 30-ish% in because I simply didn't care who did it or what happened to the characters.