Review: Disturbingly bad
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 03 26, 2011
I like reading menage and unconventional relationship books, and after reading Night is Darkest, I really had high hopes.  This book however was cringe-worthy and just plain bad.  There were so many plot holes, and I was amazed I didn't fall into one.  They are so obvious, that several times I put the kindle down, and vented to my friend over how stupid some of the scenes were. I was amazed that while my eyes were rolling, they managed to stay inside my head.  Razor was shot in the last book, and is still recuperating - yet despite his physical condition, his department sends him undercover to be a contestant on a "Dancing Like the Stars"-type competition.  Huh?  The heroine escapes a bad situation with money and a Ferrari (which she proceeds to park in a bad neighborhood) - but no one steals the car.  Oookkkay....  She hides in plain sight...on a tv show...and they get 2 days to practice....and still she manages to teach her partner everything, her physical injuries from the previous situation don't impede her ability to wear heels, no one seems to notice bruising....and her custom made dress is done in under 24 hours.  Alrighty then.  Not to mention the most disturbing scene - I actually cringed my way through it.  The cops need to verify the heroine's virginity status.  Despite two of them being married to a nurse, they choose to send Razor and another friend into a bedroom to verify the status themselves.  Yep - that's how to do it.  Why go to a hospital....a doctor...the aforementioned nurse....when you CAN DO IT YOURSELVES!  And regardless of the cringed and creeps that scene gave me - it somehow devolved into an opportunity for her to give him oral sex.  Really?  Seriously?  Bleech.  And because I am on a roll, all of the officers go on stakeout inside a sex club.  But the second they hit the door, they are all bumping and grinding.  Good thing they were on the clock - would hate to see what they would get up to in their free time....oh wait....I cannot begin to express how disappointed I was with this book.  Oh - yeah I can - I just did.  Save yourself the time, the effort and the money.  Reading the back of a cereal box would be more entertaining.