Review: An Everyman Vampire
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 11 18, 2013
An awesome series (don't worry, there's at least two more) about a vampire who is the absolute antithesis of the Beautiful People transformation.  Instead of becoming handsome and strong, he's still overweight, out of shape, hates blood, and adores junk food.  The only thing he's got that really improved was his brain, and now he's the New Improved Model of Vampire 2.0, at least as far as thinking and mental manipulation is concerned.  Still, the other vampires tend to hate him because he looks like Jabba the Hutt, and he simply isn't up to performance standards physically.  He can't hunt, and the only way he can manage to get his absolute  minimum blood requirement is to order a pizza AND a pizza delivery man.  Don't worry, he sips what he needs and glamours them into thinking that they just visited a great party or some other innocent activity.I love this vampire!