Review: This is the winner...of the worst book ever written award.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 12 7, 2013
This is the worst book I have read in some time.  I tend to go through the "free" list and download a ton of books all at once then read them after doing triage based on the covers/titles. I know, I know. But in this case I was hard up for a book and had read through all the others I had.  I downloaded it in June and just got to it a week ago (December).  So.  I wasn't expecting a whole lot, and this book exceeded those expectations.  It was so bad.  The plot, the writing, the characters (c'mon, the paraplegic person/alien thing has been DONE, you cannot do this unless you're James Cameron).  This is what I imagine a bored housewife would sit down and start typing out without a clue as to how to write, and no effort made to go back and revise or rewrite.  I wanted to scream at the way the main character goes from being a dingbat klutz idiot to suddenly having moments where she's able to speak in complete sentences.  "Oh my gawd, he is so hawt!" This. Drove. Me. Crazy.  Nobody talks like this.  Then suddenly she'll have moments where she becomes a completely different person and there will be an entire paragraph where she sounds like a grownup (right before she trips and mauls somebody on accident).  I will not be getting the rest of the series, I barely managed to get through this one. It did have a great knack for helping me fall asleep, so I suppose it's worth the one star.