Review: If You Happen To Have An Extra One Laying Around, I'd Be Happy to Take it Off Your Hands
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 1, 2013
Spare Dick Review, Part the Uno:  Ohhhhhh, yes, please...you know...if you're offering and all.Spare Dick Review, Part the Dos:  Everyone loves a spare, don't they? Got a flat? Break out the spare tire. No paper in the toilet stall? Someone must surely have a square to spare. Where are my damn glasses? Ahhhh, good thing I have a spare in my pocket even though I probably already have a pair stuck on my head. Why not a spare dick, then? I can think of no argument against it.Kevin and Jill are married and in love, and Jill has expressed interest in having another man do her while Kevin watches...and then DO THINGS to Kevin. Jill--you are my new best friend.Kevin is titillated and interested. Kevin--you could be my New Husband if Old Husband doesn't up his game.Kev's a cop, so he's concerned about Jill going online to find someone--she insists that their third must be someone they don't know. Kev mentions his dilemma to his newish partner, Adam, who graciously volunteers to be the third...and they won't tell Jill because THAT'S always a good idea.These boys in blue know how to put it down, including the part where Adam DOES THINGS to Kevin who's never been with another man. Thank God Adam is Super Bi Guy because he knows where everything goes, and he doesn't even have to call dispatch for backup.Unfortunately, their plan is blown (after superb blowing, if I must say so myself, and I MUST--this book is hawt), and Jill is beyond pissed at being duped that they're DOING THINGS with someone who was supposed to be a stranger. She actually packs Kev's stuff in suit cases and is ready to boot him out De Doh. I thought this was a little over the top because..hello!...your husband was concerned about inviting some syphilitic, one-eyed serial killer with a lifetime supply of lime in his basement into your home.And instead, your husband brings home a Greek god who knows how to DO THINGS and is more than happy to do them all over you. And you're super-de-duper pissed about a little white lie?! Jill--get over it.And she eventually does after a life-threatening situation, because nothing says, "Stick your d***in my cooch and slap it in my husband's butt afterward," more than a life-threatening situation. I loves me some life-threatening situations!All sins are absolved, fooking ensues, and we are all very satisfied. This is a new-to-me author whose backlist I will be looking into, and that's not as dirty as it sounds.