Review: Garden gnomes and calamari...
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 06 7, 2014
A couple of my crazy blogger friends stumbled upon this gem and decided they would read it and for some crazy reason dragged me along for the ride. I'm not a stranger to spoof books. I've read Dino-porn (freebies people -- my $2.99 is not something I will be giving up for the spoof cause.) However, in this case since I was coerced into reading this with my friends I did surrender my $1.50... sadly enough, it was well spent money.If you are looking for something that will make you laugh until you have tears, then this one is for you. If you are looking for something that is "hot" look elsewhere. I can honestly say this 'monster' erotica is so not erotic. It is hilarious though... and that alone makes it worth the money."Her ovaries, that really should know better, got up, chugged down a bottle of tequila, and did a naked tap dance.""Sacrifice room?"..... "I don't suppose you'd consider modernizing? I've heard red rooms of pain are more fun.""It was because I seek... I seek the ten inch schlong! I am the Quester of the Schlong."So those are just a few highlights of what had me off the rails laughing last night as I dived into the world of tentacle porn. I can't really say that the novella is well written, well worded, or even a good storyline.. because it's just so far outside the realm of literary professionalism that I can't even begin to give it "official" praise as a reviewer. I mean... the story is a hot mess of spoofs. Again, the only redeeming quality is the hilarity.If you are having a horrible day and want to laugh... have a go at Squirm. I'll go ahead and warn you now, the calamari is a bit on the raw side. (bahaha) So, four stars just because I laughed so dang much.A non-Review by Mommy's a Book Whore.