Review: Eternal Breath of Derp Derp
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 09 9, 2013
I am in complete agreement with the reviewer who mentioned storyline whiplash and completely illogical occurrences. To be perfectly honest, I quit this book around 30% in... I just couldn't continue on the nauseating merry-go-round.The main character was the dumbest (and I mean DUMBEST) female to have ever graced the digital pages of an ebook. Her personality, emotions, thought processes, and actions were so completely and utterly contradictory and ill-conceived that I can't even... I don't even... *sigh* I really have no idea how this person has lived for as long as she has. But see, that's the thing - this character isn't believable in the slightest. And not only is she not believable, but she's so weak and ridiculous that I couldn't even root for her... I was just hoping for her to die already and end her interminable, self-imposed convolution of misery.I won't even go into the other aspects of this story that made my left eyeball twitch... it's not worth articulating at this point.The problem is that the entire premise of this book is weak at best - which resulted in much of the conflict being forced, exaggerated, or contrived. It could have been a decent read, had there been additional complex issues and layers to help this poor vehicle shift gears, but alas, you might as well be reading the back of a shampoo bottle...LatherRinseRepeat