Review: Penis Extenders
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 12 31, 2013
The theme of this book is very much bolstered by the fact that my own concentrated observations support TJ's yarn spinning skills. I live in a small mountain town, population 7,500 citywide and around 18,000 countywide.Among other things I have watched our local gendarmes drift to special duty black BDUs. I see 870s replaced by M16s on dashboard racks. The universal presence of tasers and bear-size cans of pepper spray and clavicle-mounted comms, clubs, cuffs, mags, and other "I'm so endangered" shields speaks volumes. These self-absorbed abusers of faith have become nauseating. All they need to cap off their little outfits are spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle.My brother refers to all this mechanical hormone-replacement stuff as "penis extenders." He's right. God knows what they've got in their vehicle trunks--and these are just the local cops. F Troop is another story altogether.TJ presents his story well and with accuracy. I started his "Road" series nearly a year ago and was into the fourth when other titles cached in my Kindle began tugging at my attention. So I drifted into other yarnspinners for a time and recently came back when I downloaded "Beware Sleeping Dragons." Finished that just before lunch today and immediately went online to see what his inventory was. I wound up downloading (buying) another twelve of his books.Some call his writing tedious, or make the suggestion at least. Let me share something with you. TJ is a story teller. His work is very human and unintimidating. There are grammatically correct and highly polished writers--tons of them--who pretty much keep the reader at arm's length right out of the gate because their language is a put-off. TJ is right there just spinning his yarns and getting his readers involved. TJ is a communicator.I can count on one hand the number of Kindle authors whose writings I've purchased more than one of yet I now have over a dozen of TJs. I'm not a bad writer myself but I have never actually finished a book. TJ does. he has my respect and my business because he spins a tolerable yarn and he does it like a buddy on the bar stool next to me might do it.He's real."Dragons" is good stuff. Now I'm off to "The Dragon's Eyes."Best,Ara