Review: Divorce Survival for Dummies
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 07 13, 2014
1.  Change your gait by walking two steps forward and one step backward.2.  After she says you'll die in poverty trying to make a living as a writer, sell books.3.  Open a gallery so you can sell paintings while you're racking up book sales.4.  Fall in love.'Bridge and Vivian sat at a table and Terry, the waitress, came over. Terry had dyed her hair bright pumpkin orange and had on orange nail polish. The orange went well with her green pants, mauve blouse, blue eyeliner, and black lipstick. “Do you want me to cut Vivian off at six tequilas so you can take her home and jump her bones?” Terry asked Bridge with awink.'“Eight,” Vivian said. Women are good at answering questions for men - deep down they don’t think men have vocal cords.'“I take it you two want the usual,” Terry said, which could have been a question or a statement.'“Yes,” Vivian answered, “but bring me two tequilas at a time.”'When one does not have to talk, life is good, Bridge thought.'How Bridge McCoy Learned To Say I Love You, by Robert Swisher, is a great book. The wonderful characters snag the reader's attention and the reluctant heart. For example, Pill took a bad trip in 1969. Now, he's building an ark in the wilderness and worrying about only six billion years left for the world.My favorite Robert Swisher work remains A Bucket Full of Lies. It is a unique murder mystery, with a fourteenth-century monk as a guardian angel who is a major pain in the you-know-what.Regardless, Mr. Swisher's works are highly entertaining mixes of humor and pop culture.