Review: Warning: "Adult Content," and a really bad book.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 03 22, 2013
With each page, my astonished question was, "Is this a joke?" Sadly, it isn't a joke. The writing is stiff and painfully predictable...pedantic even, except for the increasingly crass (look it up) thoughts of the "straight-laced" woman impersonating a fuzzy cardboard cut-out.There is no hilarity, not a smidgen of mildly amusing. Nothing original or leaning slightly in that general direction. Pathetically overused stereotypes abound, either described with agonizing detail and childish (not child-like) background stories (the crystal bead necklace for instance), or crudely flung in the reader's face as punishment for hoping there MUST be SOMETHING better ahead. There is not. If I could go back in time a short hop, and change one thing...I would un-read what I have read of Carpe DiEmily (Part 1).