Review: Ethan
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 10 29, 2013
This bookie had everything that I like in mine, humor, hotness, sexual tension, and a hottie! Ethan that boy is something else, "you're not even going to say good-bye?" he calls after me. "I picked up your tampon!" He's a smarta** there's not two ways about that, "do you wanna meet and talk about our project now, or do you have other plans? Killing cats, or getting another piercing?" He's also...well some of the things he says makes me want to pee myself laughing, "is it the lack of tattoos?" I deadpan. "Do you want me to show you my penis piercing?" His thoughts are just something else, "no funny business in private. Only when there's an audience. Then we perform." Stephanie and Ethan have A LOT of sexual tension it's one of the reasons I loved this book:"At least I've still got the boobs," she said, giving them a little jiggle.I choke on my beer. "Can you not do that?" At least not in public. Back at my place, on the other hand...He also things highly of himself, "I had shared my mother's womb with a twin up until the second trimester. But there wasn't room for both of us on account of my big wang, and he didn't make it to full term." I mean REALLY highly of himself, "you have. Because if you hadn't, then when the question came up, you would have had to stop and think, Hmm, is Ethan's penis big enough to push another baby out of the womb? BUt you answered right away, which means you'd already formed an opinion. And unflattering opinion, I might add. And quite incorrect." I can't wait to see more from this author.