Review: Talk Supe Review
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 08 19, 2013
*copy received from the publisher in exchange for an honest reviewThe characters were a little unconventional in comparison to their archetypes. Cerise "Mistress Cherry" Norrel is the least intimidating Domme I've ever came across with, her brand of kink doesn't feel hardcore rather it's more like a fashion statement than a deviation. William "Chilly Willy" Gentry is very non-threatening for a vampire and a submissive one at that. Plus I have no words for his feeding habits, siphoning blood off his geriatric nursing home residents suffering from dementia? Surely there's a blood bank close by! I really don't know what to make of these two, overall they're funny and their attempts at BDSM is flat and a tad tragic. Regardless of these anomalies, I actually enjoyed their role plays, it's very imaginative and they really had fun setting up the scenes. And as William is a vampire, Cerise can't hit him enough to actually hurt him so it was non-violent too. The conflict was a little shallow but given that the novel was a little lampoon-ish, it fill the bill perfectly.In hindsight, HOW TO DISCIPLINE YOUR VAMPIRE gave me a lot of chuckles with some eye-rolls thrown here and there. I'm not sure if this book is for everyone or if erotic and PNR readers will appreciate the satire. Personally I found it an enjoyable and I'm very relieved that I don't have to add this book to my confessional. Guilt-free Sunday read. Amen!