Review: Expiration Date
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 08 25, 2011
Cindy's date, Bob, is one set up by her roommate and it's probably the last one to be set up by the roommate.  He's sloppy, eats spaghetti and meatballs splattering spaghetti sauce all over himself and Cindy's white blouse and all over the tablecloth.  He shovels about half of the plate of food in his mouth at once and talks with his mouth full.As they tried to have a conversation, Bob said that his job was to calculate expiration dates. That's all that he does, figuring out the expiration dates for foods.  Cindy was hoping for a little more interesting conversation that this.Suddenly Bob announces, quite by accident, not thinking, some news about a couple of companies that no one should know.  Cindy doesn't believe him, but the next day these things actually happen.  How does Bob know ahead of time about these events that haven't happened yet, but would happen in the future?  It's almost like he has a time machine.This is a short and very funny story.  I'd say it's a bit shallow, but the story is very funny.  That's its saving grace. You will get a lot of laughs if you read this.  Bob and Cindy are the ultimate mismatched date.