Review: Mommy doesn't like
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 05 31, 2012
This excerpt fromSex, Lies, & Chromeis capable of standing on its own, but it suffers from cliché-ridden and unintentionally hilarious writing (behold the narrator's "steel-like tool") and a slightly icky racial dynamic.  Despite the narrator assuring a fellow bar patron that LaMisha, the hotel bartender, isn't part of the hotel amenities, she still shows up at his hotel room as "room service."  She then insists on fulfilling all his chocolate/vanilla fantasies, telling him what "Mommy" likes and allowing him to rhapsodize about how nice his "lily white" body parts look interacting with her not-so-lily-white ones.While some readers may find something to enjoy here, I don't recommend this story.  It is free (at the present time).  If you like stories about black women just waiting for a white guy to be halfway decent so they can visit his hotel room and treat him to exactly what he wants, this may be just what you're looking for.