Review: Ordering Online can be Risky
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 09 8, 2013
Husbands are useful - taking out the garbage, opening jars, and other even more satisfying actions.  So if you can't find one locally, try ordering one from Transylvania.  After all there are LOTS of ads for wives in your spam, just keep looking for one for husbands.Of course you might be a bit surprised by the results.  And you'll have a hard time explaining him to your family and friends.  And are you SURE that HE is looking for a wife not just a green card?Quick, fun read.  Keep writing, Ms. Wells.