Review: Super Model!
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 04 9, 2013
She can seduce you with a look from her eye. She can shred the nastiest person with only a few words. She can smash the heads of drunken perverts on the bar in one move. Plus, she looks amazing without makeup (though she models it).She has super powers. It's a bird, it's a plane, no...it's  Jaxxon Carter and she is SUPER MODEL!!!I finally got around to reading Suzanne Wright's "Feral Sins" last week, though I had it for months. And thank the good Lord I waited, because now I only have to wait until next week for the next part of the series. So because I immediately fell in love with Ms. Wright's writing, and wasn't in a vampire mood ("Here Be Sexist Vampires" and such) I picked up this book.This is what I have discovered about Suzanne Wright's writing (that all sounds right funny, huh?)1. Her female leads are super strong, swear like sailors, don't take crap from anyone, and are really, really hot. You must love them.2. Her male leads are cavemen with hearts of gold. Sometimes they turn into wild animals (that's "Feral Sins"). They will frequently think the phrase "Mine" when it comes to their women, and if they don't say it, you'll say it for them.3. Her sex scenes are beyond scorching - they can make a Kindle explode. There are also a lot of them. In "Feral Sins" there was a scene with like one girl werewolf and 7 guys. I've heard it mysteriously disappeared from a new edition (but I still have it in mine). There is only one on one in this book, but I'm speechless. There was a scene that involved a headboard, toys, various creams and such and chocolate syrup. My jaw dropped on the floor and rolled right across the room into our rabbit's cage and she's still playing with it. Give it back! I had my wife read the scene. Her eyes bugged - but she didn't quite get the reason I had her read the scene (plus we're all out of chocolate syrup)....ahem.In "Feral Sins", Taryn can be lethal. In this book, Jaxxon is a force of nature. Hell, she might just be Mother Nature. Do not - I repeat - DO NOT piss her off. You might lose small but vitally important body parts.I wish Jaxxon were real. And that she was my friend and not my enemy. I would invite her to parties just to hear her shred people and give character readings on them.Best line in the book:Conor to Jaxxon when she bends down to pick something up:"How great thou arse."I know, it's sort of blasphemous. I also know I was sipping a beer when I read that line. I also know that my wife was sitting opposite me on the couch and I really know that I pissed her off. Must. Not. Drink. While Reading.---Ever.Three more things and then I will shut up:Read this book.If Ms. Wright has indulged in even one tenth of the "activities" she describes, then I know she is likely a very, very, VERY happy woman and walks around with a permanent smile. And finally:Read this book!