Review: WAAAYYY too graphic
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 07 13, 2013
There's graphic porn novels then there's...this book.If porn is your thing come on down and get this little "jem" for free and then later pay highway robbery giving Ms. Callaway your $9.99 for the real price.The summary sounds interesting yet I couldn't even make it pass 5% on my Kindle. I'm reading and interested in the backstory between the hero and heroine who are husband and wife yet she's disguised as a prostitute at a house of ill reute and they both walk in on a menage-a-trios and the LANGUAGE in this menage is ridiculous pornography. This is Vivid Video style.The prostitute sandwiched between two titled peers of the realm is being asked "Lucy, do you like how Lord Whathisface's rod is piercing your (see-you-next-Tuesday)?Lucy: Oh yes Lord Whatsyourname, my hungry (see-you-next-Tuesday) needs your f-ing, feel how it salivates for your mighty sword.Are you serious Ms. Callaway? Really? I mean even the Jaci Burton and Bella Andre nasty porn novels aren't this cheesy bad.Overall: pass the summary on by if you're not interested in needing a blood test to check for STDs after reading this because it's gross and ridiculous. Hell, I'm scared my Kindle will get some kind of virus like the bootleggy porn you can get viruses and worms from. It's THAT bad.If you LOVE porn then come and get it. I deleted it so fast.