Review: WHAT WENDY WANTS.... WENDY GETS!!
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 28, 2013
Nikki Sex's latest ebook, "What Wendy Wants", features a happily married couple whose sex life has become stagnant.Okay, girls - hands up.  (Can you be honest enough?  C'mon - no one will tattle to the PTO....)  Don't we ALL see some of our old married selves in Wendy's situation?  While Nikki Sex is more commonly known for her heavily sexed, BDSM themed novels (Carmen's New York Romance Trilogy; Bound and Freed Boxed Set; Elizabeth's Bondage Boxed Set), in this novella she turns her attention to the "softer" side of BDSM -- the mental side.  While she loves her husband, Wendy just can't get excited about sex any more, and instead has turned to her Kindle, "Mommy Porn" and "BOB".  One day her husband, Frank, inadvertently grabs her Kindle... and after a bit of privacy invasion of breaking her password, he discovers exactly what it is that Wendy wants.  Frank, being the thorough forensic accountant that he is, does his research and plans to surprise Wendy with a night to re-kindle (Kindle - get it?  [snicker]) their sex life.At this point, the book could have really tanked.  However, Nikki Sex has found some light & humorous ways to couch some serious information about sexual desires.  For example - at points during the evening, you'll "hear" Frank doing a mental "checklist" of items based on his research -- tugging on hair, spanking, etc...  He thinks about the erotica he has read from the list on Wendy's Kindle - and really, how many authors are willing to make fun of themselves by mocking their pen names, like Nikki Sex does in "What Wendy Wants"?  As an added bonus, Andre Chevalier has a presence as Frank takes to heart many of his lessons - the main one being that open communication is the key to a truly loving relationship.  Admit it - once the kids come along you're pulled in 50 different directions and the marriage doesn't always come first.  "What Wendy Wants" is a nudge to all of us married folks to re-focus on our marriages... our love... and our communication.Now, it's not all sappy happy.  It wouldn't be a Nikki Sex book without the SMOKIN' HOT sex scenes, and she doesn't fail to give Wendy & Frank some "happy happy" time.  There is some dominating, commands, spanking,toys, etc... - but no hardcore stuff, so Vanilla Moms like me aren't gonna be too freak out by it [wink].Now those of you that know me IRL may think, "Hey, some of those kid stories sound familiar!"  Well, that's 'cause they are.  Yep, I spawned Mouth, Sullen & Little Dude.  I wish that I had coined the phrase "Super Bowl of Chaos" to describe my household, because boy oh boy [pun intended] did Nikki Sex get it RIGHT!  And I wish I'd know her about 14 years ago, because I really think we did wrong in naming Mouth -- I think that we should have gone with Liam... so that like "Will", we could have called him "Won't".  Now stop wondering about my bedroom antics -- I was strictly a humorous sidekick type of inspiration.  The rest of it is all Nikki Sex... and I'm going to be VERY proud to say that I "know" her (well, I know her via her pen name only) because as she continues to write, she continues to improve.  The best part about her books is her ability to create believable and likeable characters.  The sex is definitely the cherry on top :).Okay, go buy it.  If for nothing else than to see what a day in the life of Snarky Mom is like.  It'll make you feel happy that you don't own this Super Bowl of Chaos....SnarkyMomReads