Review: A Man's Idea Of Sex...
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 09 19, 2013
While this was a decently written story, you absolutely MUST like constant explicit sexual situations to even begin to like this book.There was just way too  much sex and very very unrealistic sexual situations that just never happen.  Yes, they happened with vampires and perhaps they're a bit more heartly so to speak, but having orgasm after orgasm after orgasm after multiple orgasms, followed by another dozen of them shortly after, only to break for a minute or two and then start all over again and have another large handful of orgasms just didn't wash with me and I lost interest and skipped these pages.I actually didn't know who the author was before reading the book and while reading through one of these strange sexual encounters, I thought "A guy must have written this" lol and sure enough...Not all of it was bad....Just too much of it and not enough story.  This kind of thing is why I have zero interest in 50 Shades Of Grey.  Sexual scenes are easy to write and the more of them there are, the easier it is to write a book.I don't mind characters getting together for some romping around but when it's constant and actually overshadows everything else including the plot and the storyline, then I have a problem with it.Then,  in my opinion as well, the sexual scenes just were not not believable.  While understanding this is fiction and in the fantasy category, most of these sexual scenes would kill a normal person if tried at home.  In fact, there should be a "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME" warning on the front of the book.If you'd rather have more of a great story and not constant sex, then skip this and find something else.One last thing....This book needs to be re-edited.  There are a dozen or more missing words in sentences, extra words that don't belong in sentences and missing or incorrect punctuation marks.