Review: Pretty Funny Mess
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 02 14, 2014
This book does not take itself seriously and it was a fun, quick read.  Lot of profanity, but I had nothing against that, in fact, some of the phrases strung together containing swear words were my favorite of the book.  Completely crazy, off the wall plot filled with funny, crazier dialogue and characters.SPOILERS AHEADEssentially the book is about a vampire pirate warlock named Dave.  Pirate Dave has a problem with his "love salami" in that it won't deflate...if you know what I mean...So herein begins his journey:  to find women who would not abhor sleeping with him (greasy hair, lice infested chest hair, constant state of arousal and all).The plot gets a little hectic and I got lost at parts trying to follow which character was talking, but if you can recognize the book for what it's worth (a dirty, funny mockery of romance novels), then it is a pretty fun/funny ride.  Definitely one of the more uniquely different books I've read.  A good distraction from reality, if anything.