Review: I didn't think I would enjoy it - I was AMAZED!!!
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 07 30, 2011
Ok, I know I got a great read when a few sentences grab my attention and compel me to read this book. It is not something I would normally read, but tonight, as I was doing my job, bits and pieces of this book jumped out at me. Curiosity won over and I found myself going BAKWARDS in the book to see what in the world was going on, then giving up and starting it from the beginning. AND I'M GLAD I DID.This is a GUY book, first and foremost, so I did question myself a few times as to why I kept reading it. And my answer is simple: because I was enjoying it and having fun. Some of Tom's inward banter cracked me up. I always wondered if men really thought the way I always assumed they did, and if this book is any indication of what really happens inside a man's mind - I WAS RIGHT!! LOLTom is an all American guy, has the wife, a kid, a dog, and he gets to fly!! Not like a super spiffy helicopter or anything, but a plane nonetheless. When he starts to need some extra money, Tom starts to take up some side jobs. One of these side jobs makes him famous without him even realizing it! A beautiful maiden starts to make eyes at him, and eventually shows off another pair of "something" that men typically like. (of course I'm talking about her shoes, guys...come on!!)This new life of the up-and-coming criminal takes turns that I never would have expected, and kept me page turning til I ran out of pages to turn!Tom is a wonderful character. Even when he is dumb, tasteless, and tactless, you love him. I'm not really sure why - even after I have finished the book, but I know that if he were to come a-knockin' on my door (without his gun, of course) I would let him in, and share some of my bacon pizza with him. His beautifully bodied 'friend', Lorena, I found to be quite the character as well. I'm not sure I'd invite her over for lunch, however, some lessons on how to take care of yourself would be greatly appreciated.If you are wanting some action, fun, excitement, laughs, twists, turns, and naughty-naughty talk, this is a great book for you to pick up. If you are looking for locker-room talk, drunks, and drug users, this book is ALSO for you. See all of the different topics Splitter threw out there for you to enjoy? Now make him feel like an excellent host and enjoy what he has put out there! I dare ya...