Review: "Why can't a girl be a sexual deviant?" ......
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 04 30, 2014
"Dude, I need a drink."No seriously, I NEED a drink! My head is spinning with the whirlwind that is Christy Bloody Cross... She has seeped into my subconscious, dug her claws in and ...Will. Not. Let. Go!Seriously, someone needs to get the hell over here and pry her & her strap-on off of me! She scrambles my brain... I'm not sure whether to be like Heather and be the voice of reason, or to lick my finger and count to twenty!"Who is Christy Cross to you ma'am? Who is she to you?"Good bloody question! Simple answer, in her own words.... She is BOSS!She even wants tee shirts made up to advertise the fact that she is in fact BOSS with a capital "B"B~O~S~S~!!!She isn't the quintessential softly spoke, trips over her own feet (that would be Heather in her "borrowed" size 14 flip-flops *snort*), into the arms of a millionaire Alpha male...Not. Even. Close!Christy Cross is a short, curvy, beer drinking, taekwondo kick butt, stubborn, crazy as hell Alpha woman. She is a force to be reckoned with, and is most definitely not softly spoken..."Rubbing one out and drinking are the only two things that make me happy."Yep, you might want to think twice about inviting her round to meet your family, although... she would probably make for some interesting dinner conversation!Anyway, digressing digressing... Using the words of Angus and Julia Stone's "Draw Your Swords" lyrics ~"So come on love, draw your swordsShoot me to the ground.You are mine, I am yours.Let's not (sleep) around"Well, in Christy's case, she does decide to "sleep" around, all the way from A~Z... That's right, an Alpha-bet... inspiration drawn from an innocent bowl of wholesome alphabet soup. In fact, as soon as she hears the words..."I. Bet You. Won't"Well, let's just say Heather might have well of flapped a big ol' red flag in front of her face, taunting her like a matador... well, maybe a big cock, definitely not a green bean *smirks*!This is the catalyst to a series of situations, events and characters that have your jaw dropping, a finger chewing and dipping, cringing and laughing mess... Sometimes all at the same time!~MOREGASMS~Yep. Says. It. All!"Excuse me ma'am? It sounded like you said Christy Cross is Boss. What did you mean by that?"Simply that.SHE IS BOSS!Yes, she is an acquired taste, check Author Scott Hildreth's disclaimers. But, if you're willing to take her hand....well, erm maybe not that one... she will lead you through a crazy, hot, hilarious adventure, that leaves you thinking..."Mental note, thank author again."