Review: Perfectly boring
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 05 24, 2013
The perfectly proportioned characters in this book sauntered perfectly through every paragraph.  The heroine is supposed to be a "Strong Woman," yet has the emotional depth of a squirrel, alternating between chips (on her shoulder) and nuts (all around her.) The author tries to pass off chauvinism as chivalry, and the heroine can't decide if she craves it or despises it. She has no problem exploiting her perfection in completely unbelievable scenarios that treat the laws of physics and true human nature as if they were optional. Did I mention the protagonists have perfect vehicles? And the villains are perfectly despicable, not an ounce of intelligence or humanity, and a marked lack of explanation or motivation for their obsession with the downfall of the heroes.A few chapters in and I'm not even interested in the outcome, I'm sure the author penned the perfect ending.