Review: Hilariously sexy -- a MUST READ
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 07 20, 2014
Review for Decker’s Wood by Kirsty DallasOhmigod. Seriously, ohmigod. I laughed my tush off while reading Decker’s Wood, do not read this book in public unless you are ready to explain why you are giggle-snorting like a loon. By far the funniest book I’ve read this year so far. The best part about the hilarity of it all was how it felt effortless, it was so much a part of the character’s personalities that it never felt forced, they just were sarcastic and funny.“I had considered the possibility I was gay, but that isn’t thecase. I had spent enough time around naked men and meat whistlesto know that wasn’t my chosen dish.”Decker, where do I even start with that man? The gist of his story — he is a porn star who can’t get it up. Makes it kind of hard (ha) to be a porn star when you’re rocking a limp noodle … so he’s spent the last year behind the camera directing. Poor Decker is in a rut. He’s a depressed, grumpy mess. That is until he has to do his best friend a solid (ha) and pick up his baby cousin from the airport to escort her to the new bookstore she purchased.Andi is a Texas girl through and through. She loves her country music and her cowboy boots. Her dream has always been to open up a bookstore in New York City, with nothing standing in her way she’s jumping in with both feet. What she doesn’t expect is her teenage crush on Decker would turn into instant adult sized lust. I love that she never pulled punches with him, if he was a jerk she gave him one better. When he needed to be put in his place she was right there waiting to make sure he got there.“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but aquick punch to your face will soothe me.”The chemistry between Decker and Andi was hot. Like SCORCHING hot. Even when they were only friends, they couldn’t hold back the sexual innuendoes and flirting. Then when they both decided to go with it … they went full steam ahead and Andi learned the benefits of having a porn star for a bedmate. Hubba, hubba!“He was huge, like a heavy, hot piece of woodshoved right up against my pinky pie!”Normally when authors have characters use weird nicknames for the male or female anatomy it really turns me off from the book, makes the story feel juvenile instead of sexy, but with this one it just fit Andi’s personality to a T and I couldn’t imagine her NOT being that innocently funny.I have to make mention of the secondary characters, Casey and Lionel are Andi’s new neighbors and gloriously, fabulously gay. I freakin’ LOVE Casey. That boy had so many one liners I nearly spit my drink and choked on my snack more than once because of his crazy mouth.“I’m just trying to help with a little muffscaping advice,sweet pea. Don’t get your tuff in a tangle.”If you are looking for a hilarious and sexy read you have to pick up Decker’s Wood and give it a go … you won’t regret it, in fact you’ll be begging for a helicopter ride before the story ends. Total five stars for storyline and five drenched panties for smut. A certified Mommy’s a Book Whore must read!Review by the Head Whore.