Review: Paddle My Butt, and Call Me Weena
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 07 26, 2012
From the education that I received at Harvard (or maybe my local community college), I understand that a cornucopia is a horn of plenty, but in this book's case, it's plenty of horny when you add in the four mother-of-the-humper hot cops. I need a moment here...getting all kindsa sweating going on. Inhale. Exhale. Okay, better now.So Gus is the Hot, Sweet, Big-Peen-Totin' cop number one, and he is sent by his good friend, Mondo, on a special errand to get special doughnuts from Aislinn, the special Peen Spankin' Domme and Doughnut Baker (two good things that apparently go good together, as they say). Gus gets his dozen donuts along with an extra bag of Spread Your Legs so I Can Tug Your Package, and it's his eyes that end up glazed (no sprinkles) on this run.Apparently Officer Biggus Dickus is instantly smitten, not to mention really erect, so it's no problem at all for Mondo to convince him to come to the BDSM club he frequents and where Aislinn is a Supah Dupah Stah among the Dommes. She proceeds to put a hurting on his sweet a**, and he pays her in kind by topping her from the bottom, leaving her with all kinds of embarrassing stains on her inner thighs. I hear that a Tide stick or a good licking will clear that right up.This really confuses Aislinn, because, by God, SHE is in charge, so while they share a little sweet lovin' on the side, she sets up a scene with Gus at the club to show everyone she has control. Sweet Baby Jesus in a Flogger Factory, she does things to him that I don't think even Kim Jong Un would sanction, but I can certainly get behind them, and I will pray every day that I get that opportunity.Buuuut, payback's a beee-yotch or at least hard on your anus, because Gus sets up a surprise for her at his house involving his three buddies...and maybe a girl--I don't want to spoil everything for you. (Pssst--there's totally a girl in there.) If this is punishment, lemme just confess right now that I've been a bad girl. VERY BAD. And rude. And maybe I punched a kitty today, if that will help get me on the list.The BDSM story line is not usually my thang, but this was a smoking hot read that made me want to spank myself. Download with your left hand so your right hand can hold the paddle.