Review: JUSTIN BIEBER - EAT: The hair, the music. Yes, please, yes! ~ P.J. Jones
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 03 20, 2012
THE VAPMIRE HANDBOOK (currently free for Kindle on amazon) was quite an entertaining read and well worth the short time investment. So in this cheeky little download you get the obvious "handbook" to becoming a vampire as well as, what to do once that goal is achieved; including the "rules" you must adhere to as an undead bloodsucker. P.J. Jones had me cracking up right out the gate with the Introduction and her pre-vamping plastic surgery advice and... yay, the laughs and giggles carried through to the end.But that's not all! Oh no, the fun doesn't end with the vamps in this very wallet friendly investment, you also get The Pathetic Pussy...err...The Were-Thing or Shape-Shifter Guide, which is also very funny followed by the super quick read, The Zombie Handbook.Although, I thoroughly enjoyed all of the clever handbook humor (be aware that a lot of it is PG-13); I can't say I was a huge fan of the bonus, bonus Romance Novel excerpt add-on at the very end. Don't get me wrong, by no means do I take issues with witty or silly parodies (or Twilight goofs), but this was kinda, been there done that for me...think "Vampires Suck" movie. But hey, it's an extra so I'm not complaining. I'm confident that I got my full $0 investment with THE VAMPIRE HANDBOOK and would still feel that way even if had had to pay the original cost of a whopping $.99. So be brave, be bold, go to amazon and click that insta kindle delivery button and get your free funny on... I honestly don't think you'll regret it.