Review: Fondled & Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 10 5, 2013
I received a complimentary copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for a fair and honest review.  I rated it 5 out of 5 stars.Reviewed for TwoLips Reviews LLC4 1/2 kisses, 2 1/2 peppers-M/F, M/M  oral & anal sex, multiple partners, M/M, sex toys, light bondage, alien sexWild Fantasy Hero by Cassandra CarrSteele Ana is the luckiest woman in the world. She met very, very rich Grey Christian while she was working at the Burger Barn. Grey Christian stops at a local burger place and falls for the lady server. Steele and Grey share a wild night of white hot passion that doesn't stop once the sun comes up. Grey is insatiable for his newly found lady who was a virgin.Wild Fantasy Hero is a cute spoof on 50 Shades of Grey.  Cassandra Carr writes a great story full of steamy hot sex, a heroine with flaws, and an older hero who has no problem keeping it up.Cookie Bound by Danica AvetThis is not her lucky day, being mugged was not on the agenda.  However, she's able to take care of herself and turn the table on her would be mugger. Handsome billionaire Cade Kincaid steps in to help, and instead helps the mugger escape without being injured. Maybe it is her lucky day after all! Cade Kincaid is the perfect gentleman; he's only just kissed the heroine, but tonight's the night for sex!  Will it be everything she hopes for?Cookie Bound by Danica Avet has to be one of the funniest short stories I've ever read. Part of the reason is what happens between Cade and the lady is more of how real life might be, instead of how romance novels set up sex scenes. The heroine, who doesn't have a name, is in for a shock and Ms. Avet writes it perfectly.Moonlust Paradise by Lea BarrymireSince she lost her family in a freak accident, accountant Missy is all alone. She's tired of being alone and wants to be in a relationship and have some fun. One night while watering her plants, Missy is visited by a very muscular and handsome alien. The alien introduces himself as A 'Zorxeitryiou Vaernolae and informs her that he's taking her back to his planet, Moonlust, to be his sex slave. Instead of being scared, Missy's body reacts with lust toward him.Since Missy has no one left on Earth, she agrees to go with him. Once aboard his space ship, Missy experiences some very interesting things.Moonlust Paradise by Lea Barrymire was a very fun and interesting short story, with a little humor thrown into the mix. I found myself laughing out loud at times and other times, wishing I was Missy. I really enjoyed reading this story and would love to visit Missy and her alien lover again in the future.Slave to the Sausage by Piper TraceEmily is about to fall off her diet truck. The newest trend is to give up meat and men. While watching TV, a commercial comes on advertising Broadshaft Brothers Pizza. Now she finds herself wanting pizza, instead she orders a salad, and is pleased she manages to overcome the temptation. When her order is delivered by one of the extremely handsome Broadshaft brothers, it's not a salad but pizza. Now, not only is Emily tempted by the terrific smelling pizza, but also the man who is delivering it.As I read Slave to the Sausage by Piper Trace, I had to laugh out loud at Emily's rantings and what happens when she goes to answer the door. The story is full of double entendres which makes it so much fun to read. Emily believes she's overweight and I could easily identify with her. I sure wish there was a Broadshaft Brothers Pizza where I lived.Surprise Submissive by Anya RichardsLucius is very anxious as he waits in the home of the new man he just picked up. Wondering how his host is going to react to him as a dominant, Lucius is surprise when the man has a crop in his hand. Jace Artemis loves the idea of his new play toy. The man is so luscious; Jace can hardly wait to get started. Seeing the surprise on Lucius' face, Jace explains that they are in his house, so it's his rules. Lucius can't believe he's letting Jace dominate him, and before he realizes it, he's enjoying everything being done to him.Surprise Submissive by Anya Richards is so juicy it will keep you turning the pages to see how dominant Lucius handles having the tables turned and becomes the submissive. I loved reading Lucius' thoughts and seeing his reactions to Jace's demands. The sexual tension is delicious and the sex is super scorching hot and it will take your breath away.Someone Had to Do It, the first book in the Fondled & Gobbled series, has five short stories just right for some quick reading. The idea of writing spoof like stories is wonderful. They are fun, witty, sexy, and project some real life situations.  They also have characters who aren't your typical heroes and heroines. All of the books are well written and have a lot of imagination in them. I hope some of the stories will be visited again; it would be nice to take another peek into their lives and see what they are up to now. I can't wait to read the next anthology.