Review: Nooooo thanks
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 01 19, 2014
Everyone Poops.  This is just a fact of life.  However, some of us prefer to avoid thinking about this fact too much while reading escapist romance, especially if it has to do with "turtle heads" and other issues that may plague those who choose to eat unrefrigerated tuna sandwiches.This book is about Lanie and the pooper, but there are also a lot of supporting characters who smell like poop and jokes about bestiality, and a girl who steps in something that may be poop (or just plain ole Texas mud).  Texas, in this book, is home to wanna-be rapists and people who smell like feces and horny grandmothers and adults who struggle to understand basic concepts.  And Lanie, who escaped to LA, so she's all right.It's hard to get excited about a man when an early scene features him in an outhouse and struggling to find toilet paper.  In that respect, I guess the author does the best job that she can recovering from this self-inflicted wound.  I was glad that he got over his food poisoning, as his butt has an important role to play in a wedding (I have to say that if a grown man interrputed a wedding to moon a bride and groom he barely knew, that would be a deal breaker for me, especially if the bride was part of my family).