Review: Lending a Whole New Meaning to Playing the Organ at a Wedding
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 03 23, 2014
We first met Amber in "Indecent...Exposure" when she's giving Tom the Stunt Peen some oral lovin' and having her bestie take photos. Girl power! Friends forevah! Suck that d*** and take my picture! That's what friendships are made of.At the end of that book, Amber hooks up with her ex who is engaged to another woman...but that's okay 'cuz the other woman likes Amber's boobies, so you know they're driving the Weinermobile to Menage Town.In this book, the couple is getting married, and Amber's feeling like she needs to move on with her life, so she grabs the nearest hot dude, Luke, and does him at the reception. Like my Grandma Pearl always said, "The best way to get over one peen is with another."Scott, Amber's arch nemesis and brother of Ellie (photographer friend), walks in on them. Thankfully Luke has already made a deposit, but strangely enough, even as Scott is giving her the stinkeye, he can't seem to keep his eyes off her naked boobies (that must be one tremendous Rack...very deserving of a capital "R."). What kind of shenanigans are you up to, Mr. Smithson?Well, he kinda lectures her about deserving better, and then drops the bomb that, yeah, she TOTALLY should have asked him first because, you know, HE actually has a peen, too!  Who knew?!Well, after that, it is ON...well, let me clarify. Amber continues to get ON Luke as a way to fight her attraction to Scott (just go with it), but finds herself saying Scott's name when visiting Big O Town with Luke. Or answering a call from Scott while Luke is sweeping the streets down south and letting Scott hear all the action in glorious Dolby stereo. My Grandma Pearl could've learned a lesson or two from our girl Amber.Ennyway, she and Scott finally hook up and do the dirty. Every hour on the hour, just like in real life (not ever). Because Scott wants to please Amber in every way, he invites Luke over for a play date, because Amber really wants it...or does she? Well, fook that, I WANT IT! But because Amber is a selfish c***blocker, I don't get my threesome...more like a 2.5some. It's all good, though, because this allows Amber and Scott to share their feelings without their genitals going, "Hey! What about me! What about Weena?!"O'Reilly knows her way around a sex scene and complicated feelings. This is good shiz, so learn to accept that sometimes the universe will send you a 2.5some rather than a threeseome because it knows what you need, not what you want. Have I been reading fortune cookies, or what? All I know  is that you need to read this.