Review: Beyond bad.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 05 28, 2014
So, this review has already been refused once, and I am trying to figure out how to get across how bad it is.  I am only using what was in the book.  Anything in quotes is from the book.So, I'm wondering if this author is not from the US?  I'm sure it's the same as when some American authors try to write historical novels based on 1800 England, a culture they have absolutely no insight into, so it's a bungled mess.  There were multiple times in this book that things were referred to in an odd way, not in a way an American would say it.  Since the story is based in America, with only one character from elsewhere, it would help if the American characters retained the vernacular of their region.I wondered often if this had been written by a man.  It was just that bad.  When everything the main love interest says is crude trash, I find it hard to believe it belongs in the "Romance" category.  The heroine is an absolute idiot, and she can't spread her legs fast enough any time her love interest has an erection.Here are just a few reasons why this book earned one star from me:"His ---- was past the point of aching; the pain was sharp and worsened every time she wriggled in that seat."  "...she flattened her palms to his chest pressing all of her weight onto him then sliding her leg over his lap to straddle her bulge buddy."  "Her mouth parched when she saw the reality of his probe bobbing between his legs."  "...and the wave crashed to the shore when his hand moved down her belly to the slush between her thighs."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I'll just stop there.  No, I can't stop!  Still laughing...