Review: Completely unbelievable - give it a miss
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 04 7, 2014
Two large policemen crack jokes and crunch chocolate while interviewing a granddaughter who has just discovered her grandmother's dead body. Really? Long, plodding descriptions of how these two bumblers struggle to climb 52 steps up to different houses. Many,many references to how fat they are and how out of shape. Yup, guess that's important to the story. Whole pages of questions the main character poses to himself, Could the postman...Why did the neighbour... Was she really at home... When did... How did... and on and on and ON! I thought I was the one who is supposed to ponder the evidence - but apparently I was mistaken. They stumble across clues and puff and pant through the entire story. I won't include the totally unbelievable bits which I tried to speed-read through - I don't want to spoil your surprise! Not good - an attempt at comedy,which falls stunningly flat - in fact, the only stunning element in this sorry story.