Review: Don't hardly suck
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 8, 2014
Had me a dog too, once. Fer 16 year he trailed me. We was closer than most hitched up, and no back talk neither.  And all be danged and thrown right over, if I might could find me a woman who'd mind half as good, I'd keep her fer sure I would. Get her to set where and when I say.. to do as she's told, fer once and fer good. They'd suit me right down to the ground, it would.  Speak up when she's told, dam well not if she ain't.Yea, had a dog fer 16 year just like that there. Dam if I could not train a woman just the same. There'd always be some tawdry issue that'd get smack dab in the middle of the way. She'd jaw about her "needs" and my "duties" thereof till I got a belly full. So I'd just let her spit the bit and run back with the herd.Guess dogs are better for most helpful purposes anyway. Cheaper to keep too. Ain't that true?Oh, and the book? Yea well, you'd best read it than not. It don't suck hardly at all.