Review: ZERO Stars
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 09 25, 2013
This book is humiliating and offensive for any self-respecting woman.  There is no plot, and the page fillers contain insipid, generic sex scenes straight out of a teenager's imagination (with all the limited vocab, too).The first review I wrote was not posted by Amazon, because I was so angry and used one too many four letter words (I guess using characters is still not okay).  After reading this book, I was left feeling so frustrated.Dane is a loser who has sex with a teenager (I'm assuming at the time they were either minors or just turned 18) then skips town because he has too many feelings (Bake me a cake, tool!*).  Charlie (Charlotte) is left pregnant and alone.  After a decade, Dane's well-traveled and educated, comes back for some good-good *ahem* because he still loves Charlotte (and couldn't stop thinking about her in his bangfest across the globe).  Charlie, meanwhile, is barely hanging on after her father's death with the ranch he left her and a garage- not to mention raising a boy single-handedly. Charlie resents Dane, but about 10 minutes into their reunion they're doing it.  Skip forward 5+ (I lost count after 5, who cares anyway?) sex scenes within a SINGLE evening, they're together forever, amen.  Barf.It's free, but it'll take up space on your Kindle; it's not worth the gigabytes.  Seriously. Don't.*Yes, it's a Mean Girls reference.