Review: I love all her books
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 07 1, 2014
It’s possible to have an affair with a fictional character. I should know—I’m having one. With Justice Freakin Drake. Yes, you heard me. Every night when I close my eyes, he’s there. In my dreams. And I don’t wanna wake up. EVER.I can’t function. I can’t focus. I CAN’T STOP thinking about him. I’m obsessed. I could NOT WAIT to get my hands on Justice Drake… I mean TAINT. And let me tell you, S.L. Jennings ROCKED it!!! I love all her books, so I knew I’d love TAINT. But I didn’t just love TAINT, I moved it up in my top 5.So where should I begin… Justice Drake—s*x teacher to the wealthy housewives who can’t satisfy their husbands. They travel to Oasis, his training location, and learn the art of seduction, satisfaction and sex. How to become the one their husbands crave, desire, fall to their knees for. He makes a killing in transforming “housewives to wh*res”—and let me say, he is extremely successful. If he’s giving private lessons, SIGN ME UP!!!So all these hoity toity’s come to learn. To figure out how to make themselves more desirable.“You’re here because you know you’re about to lose the one thing you’re worked your pretty little "butt's" off for—your man. You love the lifestyle you live, and instead of licking your wounds and moving on, you’d rather fix your broken marriage. And I’m here to help you.”“But how?”“I’m going to teach you how to 'screw' your husband.”WHAT?!! Not for nothing, if I’m gonna learn anything from Justice Drake, I want to learn how to seduce HIM. But… back to my review. I can’t help it, he just sidetracks me.One of the housewives is Allison Elliot-Carr, or Ally as she likes to be called. She is “Hollywood beautiful”, smart, and married to a pig, Evan Carr, who can’t seem to keep it in his pants. If she only knew what a jerkhead he is, maybe she wouldn’t have even bothered to go. But here she is and JESUS—I would give anything to be her. In Justice’s own words, “I’m so screwed.” He is attracted to her, can’t stop thinking about her, wants her. The heat between them is like a freakin volcanic eruption.They start to spend time together sharing ice cream, watching “Friends” episodes, and just hanging out. There’s some “private” training going on as well. Justice has “Lingerie Day” and gives the ladies some tips on the art of seduction. Ally walks into the room and Justice is powerless over the watering of his mouth.“Take off your robe…please.”And so she does. What he does to her after… OH MY GAWD!!!“I slowly run my thumb along her mouth, coaxing out that tormenting lip. Ally releases it, and with it still glossy and glistening, my thumb trails her mouth once more.”YES JUSTICE… rub my lip, do whatever the heck you want to me. I’m yours.Poor Ally. She really got a lousy deal having to marry that jerk. He is a piece of poop.“We’re all just trophies. Shiny, plastic, useless trophies. Exciting at first, but we have no real purpose other than attesting to someone else’s grand achievements.”I hate to admit it since I’m kinda jealous of her, but she is really a kickbutt character. She threw away her dreams, her goals all for Mr. A$$wipe. Mr. CheatyMcCheatpants. She deserves so much better.The flirting, banter, games… they are PERFECT together. He’s “her lobster”. They FINALLY get it together—one thing leads to another and BAM… they go at it. AND HOLY GOD. I came. I swear.“I need to be inside of you… Right now, baby. I need to fill you right now.”OMG.“Slow, baby. Look at me while I fill you one inch at a time.”OMG. OMG. OMG.Never have I ever just wanted to just HOLY MOLEY jump right in. Yes, Justice. Anything for you Justice. You OWN ME!!!So yeah, TAINT has EVERYTHING you want in a book. The heat factor, the angst, the attraction, and no, it’s not all just sex. You feel for these characters, get attached to them. This is, by far, the HOTTEST book I’ve read this year. You will not be disappointed. I FREAKIN loved TAINT!!! In fact, I’m off to do a reread!!! Enjoy ladies!!!