Review: Will Tug At Your Heartstrings...Before It Eats Your Brains!
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 10 19, 2013
Oh, zombies!All you ever think about is yourselves...and BRAINS!What about the ones you left behind, huh?  Your loved ones who are having trouble coping since you are no longer there to brush their hair and make them eggs.  I'm talking about your kids, you shiftless, shambling piece of dead crap!!!Anyway, here is a cute and sweet, yet rather sad tale (told in rhyme!) about a little girl whose mom has left her to join the ranks of the walking dead."My mommy used to read me storiesAnd tuck me into bed.But now I have to lock the doorOr else she'll eat my head."Or toes.  Or spleen.And yet, a child's love is strong.  It transcends death.  The message here is clear - this girl still loves her Mommy...even if Mom's face now "smells like her feet."Awww!!!