Review: Christy Cross is BOSS
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 03 3, 2014
This is definitely NOT a romance novel. The authors synopsis is direct and accurate as to what to expect for this adventure. It truly is a hysterically funny story about Christy Cross who takes her sexual ambivalence into her own hands, grabbing bitter lemons and makes lemonade. Yep, literally. The situations she finds herself, her bestie Heather and numerous other characters in the book in, well, cross every border of the alphabet and beyond. The fact she is always drunk and thinks like a dude is complete and utter lunacy. Which makes you laugh. Yes, laugh, you can do it, it's allowed.I loved this book because it's just effin funny. It's the antithesis of romance, political correctness and doing what is right in it's purist form. It's a middle finger to what is 'normal'. Because who decides what is normal? Will you remain with the flock, or become the black sheep to be yourself?That's part of what Christy Cross flags in your face. She checks it in here,"Rules. I freaking hate rules, regulations, requirements and expectations. Freaking people. Wear a rubber, STD’s you know. Be nice. Don’t smoke here, Christy. 50 feet from the door, Christy. I’m sorry, you’re speeding. Don’t drink in your car, Christy. Don’t talk like that. Get married. Fall in love. I wasn’t a cookie-cutter person, but I sure lived in a cookie-cutter world."Because, "In the end, it just doesn’t matter."Christy Cross, YOU ARE BOSS. I can't wait to see what she does in her next trip through the alphabet!