Review: Did not make past the first page.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 03 29, 2013
The prose went purple on the first page, so I skipped the aeons of italicized print to go to straight text.  Uhm.  The self-referential opening made me just slap my forehead and swear (yet again) never to buy a book unless I can make it through the first paragraph.