Review: So, There I Was, Up on a Ladder, Mindin' My Own Business, When...
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 22, 2014
We've all known a girl like Julie. Involved in all sorts of activities. Organized. Every detail taken care of. Anal without anal involved. A stick up her butt instead of dick up her butt.You know what she needs? Reed.  Reed will ensure that while she's stringing lights up for her friend Kady's engagement party weekend, he'll hold her ladder steady...and stick a hand up her cooch. Because it's RIGHT THERE.And you know how we ladies get when we have our menz helping us move stuff around:  "Oh, baby--a little to the right. No, no, just a titch this way. Now if you could just inch it up a litter higher...  Ohhhhh! Purrrrrrrfect!"  No wonder I have eight bags of lights downstairs in the basement.And if Julie's just a tad wound up because she's in charge of everything and could use a neck massage? You know what she needs? Reed. Reed will put his hands...his BIG, meaty, cooch-slippin' man hands...all over her neck. With maybe a little bit of hair pulling. Just a little. Just enough to show her that she needs to throw away the stick and pick up the dick.And if Julie's looking for some tidy, no-strings-attached sex with one of the groomsmen? You know what she needs? Reed. Reed will ensure that HE'S the one that will help her clean her hotel room. Especially that one wall--you know, the one that's looking a little dull and dusty--the one that needs to get polished. With Julie's back. As Reed makes her blow up through her silk panties with the power of his denim-covered wang.You got that right--it's so mighty, he doesn't even have to whip it out...yet. Just rub it in the general vicinity of her lady bits until we have critical mass. And we're only at 20 percent of the book.Holy Mary, Mother of Did I Take My Vitamins and Get My Testosterone Shot in My A** Because I'm Gonna Need 'Em. Might as well throw some Gatorade on the list because you better stay well-hydrated to make it through this book.Though, if you do end up needing some water? You know what you need? Reed. 'Cuz he knows where this hidden pond is. And he'll take you skinny dipping there. For an innocent swim, of course...until he slaps your ass up on the nearest rock and starts eating you like it's Senior Sunday at the Golden Corral buffet only ten times better and without all the pushy old people eating all the good pound cake.Yeahhhh, pound. Pound it good, Reed. I think at one point this was about swimming, and then we took a wrong turn. Sooooooo wrong.And sometimes, you just don't wanna be right, so get on this book.