Review: The Immaturity & Lack Of Education Clearly Shows.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 01 5, 2014
Written by a young teen or a very very immature woman.Wow.  Problems.Dora seems to be in a confessional with her father who is a reverend.  Angry and fed up with her for her daydreaming (which is mistakenly presented as two words in the book), he tells her to go "prey."  LolThen not long after, says her father is a televangelist.What evangelical pastors have Catholic confessionals in their churches?  From Dora' s description, it's a happy clapping church.  Confessionals with red velvet curtains are in Catholic churches.While looking in the window of a book store, the writer say' s the books are "bound in hide rather then card."What the hell does that mean?Dora runs off from her mother, runs down an alley, goes into a dark arts store, spends allllllllllllll kinds of time there and at no point is her mother looking for her.  At all.I wonder if Ms. Chilton is aware that Twinkie sales were discontinued on December 25, 2011?The witch had boxes and boxes "stacks" of the things in her store.Ms. Chilton adores the word "imbue."  Well, she must.  It appears everywhere.After hearing strange sounds coming from behind an office door, Dora sees a blonde come out all disheveled along with a man and thinks to herself "that was their sex noises."Hahahahahahaha.The Dumbest and perhaps the lamest most stupidest thing I've ever read in a "book" except when Morgan Rice made Jesus Christ a vampire in the Vampire Journals.Dora then meets a boy her age and lies about her name.  She thinks...."What am I doing, this is so stupid."A PERFECT question Chilton should have asked herself when thinking of writing this crap.A lot of the typical missing words in sentences and starting new sentences when it should have been a part of the original one.  Typical typical garbage writing.As Dora tried to put her feelings into words she thought "Everything messes me."  WHAT?Dora yells at her father..."Your a fail preacher with a pole dancer for a wife and a s***ty tv show as a job."HahahahahahahahahahaNo.  I did NOT screw up the grammar in that quote, not did I screw up any text.  Chilton did.  It's so bad, I giggled continuously while reading the next line..."Demon"! he cried, waving his arms at her.  "Demon get out."Hahahahahahahahahaha"Out damned Satan spawn."HahahahahahahahahahaSo Dora leaves and her dad say's..."Where do you think you're going"?HahahahahahahahahahaGawd, hilarious.Another doozy of a sentence..."Dora is here for her trial, which we must conjure from the ether for her."WHAT?Throw this in the fireplace and BURN IT.Awful.* All excerpts & quotes taken directly from book.