Review: You've Got the Power Inside You...Yes, Get Inside Me
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 03 30, 2014
Have you ever been RIGHT THERE, on the edge of climax, but been unable to seal the deal?Unable to grab Mr. Orgasm around his throat and shake him into your vachina?Wanting to fall off the Big O Cliff, only to find the fookin' bunjee cord wrapped around your ankle?Yeah, me neither--if I'm sweating like a pig, almost having a brain aneurysm from squeezing my thighs so hard, I'm damn well getting that orgasm, and you're getting too much dang information.Maggie's never been able to climax. EVER. Not with her hand. Not with a man. Not ever, ever, Sam I Am. I did not know this was going to be a tragic Dr. Seuss book.But wait! There is a happy ending. LITERALLY. And the journey to get there is very hot. Lots-of-foreplay hot. Lots of I'll-swing-by-your-business-and-rub-you-without-letting-you-come hot. Lots of lie-back-and-enjoy-the-moment-but-don't-lie-back-too-much-you-can-touch-my-hard-ween hot.Maggie's heard tales about a certain tattoo artist who can make it rain, so she sets up an appointment and makes a move on the guy, only to find out it's his twin brother. Who does not put out at work. Buzzkill! However, Rafel cannot get Maggie's comment out of his head...both heads...that he's "her only hope." Like he's the Obi Wan of Orgasm Induction.He tracks her down, convinces her he's the man for the job, and then proceeds to whip that vachina into shape so that it has no other options BUT to orgasm enough times to power a small Somali village. But not so fast, Mister! The journey is long and slow and sexxay...sorry, Maggie! By the time you finally get your orgasm, I've already had ten because those scenes are pretty smokin' hot, but you know, what's a girl to do in the hands of the master? Just send me a bill, Raf.But it's never that simple, is it? Raf is still pining for his ex, and Maggie realizes she's falling for Raf even though their lessons are only supposed to last until she reaches the pinnacle of Mount Make Me Scream, so there is some angst, especially when Raf's ex shows up. But, hey, you can always re-read the sexxy times if the emotions start getting in the way. Hell, just re-read them anyway since they are just that good.I was a little put off, thinking that this was going to be one of those books where it takes a real man to show the poor lil' lady how it's done. That a woman can't do anything without a dude mapping it out for her. But you know what? Mayberry was pretty masterful in showing that Raf realized that Maggie had the power inside herself all along, and he was the lucky guy who got to be there when she realized it. Well played, Ms. Mayberry!I found this to be a soulful and scorching read, and I look forward to powering my own Somali village in the near future.