Review: Fun, Funny, Audacious, Naughty and Very Entertaining
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 04 24, 2013
According to the book's biographical statement, `Connor Champion is a nom de plume for award winning author Carl Christensen - who works for Slow Dating - the UK's favourite speed dating company.' What Connor Champion has assembled here are commonly heard and not so commonly heard and down right original pick up lines.  It likely took many evenings in social bars and other gathering spots to hear all of these so it probably most of them originated in the tongue in cheek mind of the author. At any rate, it is almost embarrassing to read some of these goofy lines men use to pick up women (and at the end of the book there are lines women use to pick up men!), but it is all in good fun, and there is a little nudge to help the reader avoid certain lines when attempting to make it with a stranger found attractive.Some examples from the 250 lines offered for your edification and entertainment:Cheeky Chat Up Lines - I'm a doctor and I'm here to offer you a free mammogramCheesy Chat Up Lines - Did it hurt? When you fell form heaven? And `Poof! I'm here, what were your other wishes?Corny Chat up Lines  - God was showing off when He made you.Dirty but Flirty Chat up Lines - Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?Phone Related Chat up Lines - I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?Romantic Chat up Lines - Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.Rude and Crude Chat Up Lines - Do you want to see something swell?Weird Chat Up Lines - If I followed you home, would you keep me?Chat up Lines for Girls - Do these look real to you?The Top Ten Most Heard Chat Up Lines - no need to lest these.This is a quick read book that offers some sound advice as well as a lot of laugh out loud bloopers.  Grady Harp, April 13