Review: Read it, Returned it (for a full refund), Now Reviewing it
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 05 21, 2013
Well, this book reads like it was slapped together with silly putty.  I wish this meant the book was funny, but it wasn't.  I wish this meant the book was well written, but it wasn't.  It doesn't even have the quality of bondo to hold a car together.  It is dropping parts like a century old zombie.It first hammers away at the fact that trolls are orangutans peeing on the author's illegitimate child.  The author tries to say if they are bring pee to a poop fight.  INSTEAD we get, "If they bring pee to poop,...".  What was this?  An example of a lack of coherency that seems to permeate this book.Some of my favorite incoherent moments are, "Do no listen to reason" and "...peeing on your child (...) is never not nothing personal."Then we are treated to fun made up names of trolls like "Don't Read But Leave One Star Review Robert".  We are then informed that trolls are jealous...the credo of every writer caught acting like a jerk.And he advises the authors to call the police and a lawyer.  For what he doesn't specify, just do it because 'he is always right'.  Or actually he contends the authors are always right.  This is classic narcissism on the part of authors.I am not sure what this grammatical mess was to represent, but I returned this meaningless offensive slop for a full refund.