Review: Pretty dead boring
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 05 21, 2014
Awk, I'm up to chapter 5 and I think I'll part company with this one. I'm not willing to invest another hour to read this triteness. Repetitive simple, choppy sentences, bad grammar, weak verbs, wrong use of words, and it was a boring read to boot. Got tired of waiting for the story to improve.Flat, uncompelling characters. I wanted to off Kimberly the neurotic blonde bimbo and her weiner dog. I mean who TOSSES small dogs into cars? Shoes, maybe. At least shoes don't have fragile spines. Is that the best verb the author could think of? Toss? Poor dog.I like my heroines to have an IQ above room temperature. I never did meet the senior citizens Agnes and Eleanor (who sound delightful) as the writing was so doddering, I gave up, Not cozy, not funny, and not light reading. More like amateur writing. Author Madison Johns needs to employ a good proofreader, a copy editor and a writing coach if she's planning on writing more books. I wouldn't recommend this book to anyone--free, or otherwise. Awful. Oh wait, she had  EbookEditing Pro (Editor), and Cindy Tahse (Editor). Suggest that she fire them.If this were a paperback, then maybe the parrot would like it to line the bottom of his cage with it.