Review: one for the sex-centered bisexual who prefers men
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 10 10, 2013
Turns out I was too gay for this one.  The cover pretty much says it all.Paisley's lez-themed stories turn me on and I lust for her femmes.  I thought I would also enjoy a couple of her bisexuals getting it on even if their stupid dudes get to watch.  After all, I love coming across 2 femme leads in my lesfic.Nope.  Just didn't do it for me.  This is a straight man's fantasy where he is described as a muscular god while his mewling women put on a sex show for him and remain emotionally loyal.  These barbies can't even put on a strap on without a man's help."Look at you, sporting wood," Ben said.Pure porn.  Made for the straights.  For the typical lesbian, I would liken this story to watching Animal Planet.  Perhaps vaguely curious watching a couple of hyenas getting it on, but not even close to arousing.  Purely another species to us."I didn't understand how having sex with a woman could fuel my need for my husband."Ultimately, this wasn't as interesting as The Walking Dead marathon on TV this week, so it took me about a week to read 62 sex-filled pages with the dang TV on.  Apparently, even zombies are sexier than this kind of bisexual.  Because without the emotional intimacy and some kind of build up... these women were just dull.  At least to a lesbian."Despite the wonderful sex with Tina, I truly missed Ben's strong arms, his masculine scent, and the feel of his body spooning against mine in the bed."My first instinct was to discard this read.  I felt like this author was a total sell out.  I HATE the idea of sharing Paisley with the straights, dammit.  Not only is it a bore for lesbos.... it's everything you hate about fake f/f porn that is created only to get men and dopey straight girls off.  I'm really not anti bi.  Or even anti dude.  But this wasn't written for me.  And I'm not slamming it with a low star rating because I'm the wrong audience.  It's an average and trite read for the audience it was intended for... with all the femme on femme fantasies that audience is probably seeking.This is a kind of instruction manual for the bi curious on how to use women to entertain her husband without getting emotionally involved.  Our bi curious lead is confused by her feelings and questions the depth of her attraction to women and how this might affect her marriage.  But not deeply.  This is also a story offering reassurance for the hesitant man when his bi curious wife wants a sleepover with a beautiful woman.  He will learn that his wife won't last a weekend with another woman without being sad and homesick.This is one for swingers who know their boundaries, and for men.  Mostly men.