Review: "A Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against A Hard Wall With A Kiss" Is a drink from Hades!
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 06 2, 2014
Our sassy, red headed, green eyed heroine orders "a slow comfortable screw up against a hard wall with a kiss" from our yummy, tattooed, sexy bartender and their worlds will never be the same again!Piper Reilly has a super busy and confusing life with her pregnant sister, her newly found pregnant kitty and growing business, Silver Bells and Conkle Shells. She makes unique jewelry out of precious metals and shells, that she goes to the beach to collect. Not so easy when you live in Passion Creek, Colorado, the wedding capital, so on her latest trip to Florida, her world "slams bam, thank you mam" into a sexy one night stand.Matt DeLeo is a self-made billionaire, who made billions in his IT company, sold it and now owns the Passion Creek Brewery. He loves to bartender to keep in touch with his customers and that how his world was shaking and not stirred by a fiery, alluring, red head, green eyed Tempest!Matt is so in lust with this Piper and he will do anything to keep her, for awhile, but when he goes back to his apartment, Piper left him instead. Piper is hung over, can't find her panties, is running late for her plane, just had the most awesome sexy of her life and her flight instinct kicks in and she flees. Now Matt is a powerful billionaire, and he uses all his connections to hire Piper as a temp at his brewery and totally blindsided poor Piper and her life. Piper is blackmailed into accepting being the new Face of PCB, must be his pretend girlfriend for promotions and media and she counters with NO SEX!Piper and Matt go on a sexy, tempting, powerful and incredible journey that has amazing, earth shaking and "pull the fire alarm" sex in all unique and creative ways and places. Piper carefully constructed life begin to slowly dissolve under Matt's toe curling kisses, yummy, tattooed and super hot body. Matt perfectly singular life is ripped apart by Piper's warm and caring heart. Of course every struggling couple needs a little help, so a pregnant kitty with a serious 'tude with a broken tail, a broken down car, a vet trip, a stalking ex, lots of missing Undies, an endless limit company credit card, passionate locations and "steamy up my Kindle" sex begins these two to their knees. Hearts over flow with unwanted love and screws up with Matt's priorities and Piper is drowning in love for this loner of a billionaire. Will Matt see that love enriches your life? Can Piper turn off her heart before it's stomped on? Can Matt ever put down roots and stop being the lonely and unwanted boy? How long until these two embrace and enrich one another's hearts and lives? How many kittens will Aspen have?This is my first Rachel Lyndhurst romance and damn, this chick ripped out my heart with her moving and loveable hero and heroine. Matt has 3 S's in his life, sexy, stubborn and solitary. He doesn't want a home or things in his life because he might actually feel. Piper is a crazy and kooky heroine with her fingers in multiple pies and can never say, "NO!" to her slightly off family. Ms. Lyndhurst throws these two into a steamy, yummy, turndown the A/C, fire extinguishers worthy passionate universe and love blossoms between them. She gives her characters real world problems and slams their faces into them and they have to adjust and adapt. Ms. Lyndhurst blew up my contemporary romance diet with her fun, witty, smart characters and her amazing, fun and a slightly sleazy mind. She earned my score of 4 fingers ups and 8 toes.NatGalley ARC given for my honest review.