Review: I Was Bitten By This Book!
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 10, 2013
After reading Scarlett Stoker's, Dracula in Dior: The Ultimate A-Z Fashion Guide for the Undead and Those Who Wish To Be, I will never look at vampires or vampire movies the same way again. A tongue (or fang) in cheek guide to vampires on everything from `must-have' fashions to the appropriate perfume for the undead, this book is hilarious.It starts slow, and maintains that pace for all of a page, and then it kicks into overdrive, but in a Mercedes-Benz kind of way, not like a monster truck. You find yourself speeding along at triple digit miles per hour without even realizing that someone's smashed the gas pedal to the floor.I seriously doubt that Scarlett Stoker is the author's real name - how weird would that be? - but, whoever she is, she's a comic talent to be reckoned with. This was, so far, my favorite read of the year, and if I could, I'd give it six stars - but, I'm limited to five.