Review: WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY, DEXTER'S WOOD IS PUSHING ITS HARD FEELINGS TO HIS HEART!
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 8, 2014
Decker’s Wood by author Kirsty Dallas is romantic comedy that had me laughing and swooning at the same time. Decker Steele is the Prince of Porn and Andrea ‘Andi’ Jennings is a cowboy boot wearing country girl.Decker is thirty-two years old living in his New York penthouse contemplating taking himself off the radar for women. Do not think he is gay, it just the past 12 years in the porn business has affected his head both places, psychological and physical. Decker was also becoming a total a**, with his changing mood swings, a**-hole tendencies toward everyone, and all because his manhood only now functioned with the aid of a little blue pill.“I have accumulated more notches on my bed post than most social man-whores would in a lifetime. At one time, I had liked sex-h*ll, I loved sex-and I was good at it. But somewhere during my illustrious career, something had gone horribly wrong.”Andi at twenty-eight years old and has known Dexter for half of her life, because her cousin Bradley and Dexter are best friends. When she was younger, she would spend her summer vacations visiting Bradley’s family in Florida along with Decker. She found Decker to be handsome, arrogant, and full of laughter then, but was just an awkward looking geek.“…country, paled skinned redhead kind of way. She did have braces under a constant frown and kept her gaze submissively downcast at all times. She also has a personality of a rock.”During one of his pity parties, Decker had agreed to pick-up Andi at the airport for Bradley. Decker had not seen Andi for the past 12 years and he was not looking forward to play ‘baby sitter’ for his best friend. Andi was starting to live her dream and open her very own bookstore/coffee shop around the SoHo district. Andi was no longer the shy awkward teenager, but now a confident woman ready to take over New York.“Well d*mn, Andi had grown up. She was…beautiful. No fake tan, fake t*ts, or fake smiles here. She was adorable, sweet, and innocent.”Andi also saw changes in Dexter’s persona and physical appearance, which brought back old feelings from her youth. Decker was moping and had scowl on face obviously indicated by his furrowing eye brows, but still the most handsome man she has ever seen.“This Decker seemed…harder, yet still eye candy on a stick.”Not only was his mind was staring at the grown-up Andi, but he was starting to feel a little spark. S***, he was feeling more than spark when his 'junk' started to become semi-hard just by looking at her. Could this be a sign of his manhood waking up ready to perform now or was his ‘junk’ stirring only for Andi?“There were rules in these situations: hands off sisters and family. Andi was forbidden fruit, and even if she wasn’t, there was no way a pure country bumpkin like her could handle a self-confessed p*ssy pounding warrior like me.”After Andi discovers Decker’s profession, she agrees to a friendship without benefits agreement with the man-whore she grew up knowing. Decker decides to help Andi get the bookstore ready for the public, but their chemistry is too strong and their bodies start to come alive around each other. Dexter has never had a relationship, but he is realizing that all his affairs have been meaningless sex without any emotions. Dexter finds himself making a big decision that may leave both of them heartbroken.“...I needed to pull my head out of my a** and zip up my heart...He was the kind of man who led to heartache…”Kirsty Dallas’ novel is funny and a swoon worthy love story that will have you feel as if you are on an emotional roller coaster pulling at your heart strings of COMPASSION, SADNESS, ANGER, LAUGHTER, FORGIVENESS, FRIENDSHIP, and LOVE. This is a MUST READ if you need a little laughter!"My ‘because’ novel…I wrote this book because – Because everyone needs a book they can read with a smile! Because Texan accents rock! Because country is cool! Because porn stars are people too! Just, because!” – Message from Kirsty Dallas in Decker’s WoodKirsty Dallas’ novel, Decker’s Wood, receives - +++5 AMAZING STARS!JUST BOOKED received a gifted copy by the author for an Honest Review 