Review: Wow.  Ri-DONK-ulous!
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 02 19, 2014
The single most awkward, implausible, disconnected, cliched piece of fluff I have ever tried to read. I had to skip the whole book to see if the end was as crazy and contrived as the beginning.  It was.  I'm glad this was free, and I'm even happier for having skipped the middle.  Don't waste your time.  The dialogue was horribly awkward, possibly written by someone who speaks English as a second language.  Ideas popped out of nowhere, ill-formed and incomprehensible.  Honestly, I don't understand the glowing reviews, unless they were penned by third-graders.  Two stars for writing the weirdest, crappiest mystery novel I ever attempted to read.