Review: 50's pulp
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 04 14, 2014
I feel as though The Sheik's Defiant Fiancee is a pulp novel whose intended audience is men from the late 50's.  It's not a question of the Sheik being misogynistic - because he is, it's more about how namby pamby the Fiancee is.  Defiant?  When? With one look, one touch, she is helpless to resist him, even though she tries ever so hard to do so. Believe me, she tried a lot, and it got old quickly.Below is a spoilery cliff note to this novel.No don't.I cant.I don't want you.I'll never love you.Oh, what's happening?My body isn't my own.Yield to me.I will have you.Why resist what we both want?Foreplay foreplay foreplayShattered sensationsWait, that wont fit.Ouch, virgin.Sorry.Don't stop.Sex sex sexDelicious afterflowOh no, what have I done?! Cry!You are mine, woman.More sexLight of day.Oh no, I didn't want this. Sniffle.Silly female, we are one.Wedding day in a daze.Wedding night resistance - for one second.Blissful explosions!Misunderstanding cleared up.I love you my darling flower blossom.No you don't.Yes I do.Well, I don't love you. Cry!Silly goose, you do so love me.Do not.Do so.Gentle sexAway to the desert!Shown the ways of love - through sex, of course.Talk of each other and dreams.Closeness.Dunn dun dun - plot danger!Suspense... over in seconds.I love you, sob sob!  I'm nothing without you!Say it again, woman!I love you!My darling buttercup, I love you too.Fin