Review: Blake, my favorite entertainer
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 29, 2012
While leaving a review for Return of the Assassin the other day, I realized I had no memory of leaving one for its predecessor whatsoever (which, by the way, is not very surprising considering I don't remember what I did in the morning by the end of a day). I'm absolutely dismayed that it wasn't one of my bouts of senility, but I really haven't left a review for this, because now I have to think of something to write OUT OF ORDER. I mean, I already wrote the review for its sequel. I have to get sufficiently drunk to write reviews IN order as it is. Needless to say, I've finished a bottle of wine in preparation for writing this review OUT of order. And yes, I know I might be a tad anal about this order thing and I haven't got a clue why because I'm usually not very fond of order. In fact, I detest order.Anyways... some might wonder why I'm going on like this without a hint of anything remotely related to Revenge of the Assassin, the book I'm supposedly writing about. I'm actually wondering that myself. I COULD blame that excellent wine, but the truth is, I'm still stuck at the out-of-order thing. I guess I'm having a terrible case of the reviewer's block. But since I don't have one of them useful imaginary friends, you know those creatures the writer folks fondly call "muses," I don't know how to go about unsticking myself. In that case I could have just not bothered with writing this review, some might say. But the thing is, I need to write a review to rate it. And I need to rate it 5 stars to help Mr. Blake to sell more books so that he can supply himself with whatever he's smoking or snorting. Oh yes of course I think he's on something. No doubt about it. Otherwise how can anybody explain this Assassin series? It's an anomaly. This series is too good.So there you have it. Reading being the chief entertainment in my life, I wrote this "review" to keep Mr. Blake entertaining me "early and often." By the way, for people who are a bit slow and/or dense like myself, this is a good review... no, I don't mean the review is good, but the book is good... this review sucks cause there really is no review... it's a nonreview... Oh forget it. What I mean is the book is terrific, the series is all kinds of awesome, and Mr. Blake is one fanfriggingtastic writer. There. That's my review.