Review: Not a Complete Waste of Time...But Still...
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 04 15, 2012
You want over 5 dollars for this? I've paid a lot less and gotten a lot more out of a story than I did out of this. For those who want to know...here's a breakdown of the "freakiness".  There are 1.5 masturbation scenes. There is one oral scene involving a cherry pie (and some rimming). There is one sex scene. None of them are that much of a turn on, imho.Spoiler AlertIn between all this so called freaky nerd behavior there is a bunch of high school, will they? won't they? what about our friendship? bs that was pretty annoying to read.  Nothing like a bunch of confused, indecisive college educated (super genius) adults to get the juices flowing. Roxanne was too dumb. What woman acts like her? You're going to tell me that you have a nerdy, multimillionaire for a friend who dotes on you, lets you decorate his mansion, and then gives you a key and during all that house playing it never crossed your mind that there may be more? Somehow he hid the fact that he was gorgeous and had the body of a god because he wore glasses? Wtf is he? Clark Kent? She has known this guy for 10+ years and didn't know his middle name, so he is somehow able to trick her into dating his online personality by using his middle name, Constantine? Yea, I know the full names of people that I've known a lot less longer than 10 years. And wouldn't she find it odd that she is being hit on by a guy with a Greek name (like her BFF) and the exact same height, eye color, allergy, employment status, family size? Too dumb. I got a refund and this is the last time I'll be paying anything over 2.99 for a story. Most of these writers run before they walk and get their heads to pumped up thinking they are J. K Rowling or something. Heck, I paid 7.99 for my Kresley Cole books which are 10x better and 3x longer. I'll save my money for the next thing from her.