Review: Ho boy!
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 10 30, 2013
Others have commented on the stiff writing style and the complete lack of chemistry, so I will leave that be. Those flaws aren't even the worst ones. The pacing is really off, it reads like a children's book (it's so literal) and it has the most random, raunchy yet clinical sex scenes ever. How do you go from never having kissed someone to shoving your tongue into their cleavage?! Then CHOKING them?! And the "villain" we don't even know about until 53% into this insane book is just preposterous. I almost want to give it another star for the shock of the second half surprises (and the surprising amount of research) but I need to go bleach my eyes.