Review: I wish I would have listen to the review about not spending my money
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 10 24, 2013
I want to start off by saying that I love to read.  I have never had a book that I could not finish.  I will admit there have been some that I've had to power through just to finish them, but I did finish them.  There was something redeeming about them, either the characters, the plot, something. This one, nothing. I applaud the reviewer who made it through 2 1/2 stories.  I only made it through 1 1/4 of the stories and I do not need to read anymore. This is a first for me.There is no character development, actually we don't even really get to know the characters at all! The sex was unemotional, with strange euphemisms used for body parts.  Strange bad NOT strange good. It was basically (in the 1 1/4 stories I read) boys meet girl. Girl lust after boys, boys tell girl she is their mate and will bare their children. They start to have very bad sex and during the sex the girl develops some kind of emotional feelings for the boys. Once the sex is over so is the story.  I could not get involved in the stories at all.  I've had more involvement with a Hallmark commercial or even an Irish Springs soap commercial.Another first for me is writing a bad review. Until today that hasn't happened either.  I will just try to review the things I liked, and let other people do the complaining for me. In this book there was nothing I liked. Well I guess that's not exactly true, I did laugh at the sex scenes.  I mean the multitude of words that are used to describe a man and a woman's genitalia, that part was hilarious.  For the woman: " her untarnished chamber, her virgin hinterlands" . For the men: "thick man root, dark horn of ritual, engorged instrument of creation".  LOL! There was also so many words missing, it was like taking a test of fill in the blank. Ugh!This made me think of a football announcer trying to make up a story about a picture of two naked men and one woman, or maybe a postcard of a deformed mushroom. Who knows?  I would return it if I could.  I wouldn't waste my time or money on this book, but too late I already have.  Next time I'll just finish the laundry, or clean the toilets, or maybe pick up the dog hair off the couch with some tweezers. All of those would be so much more exciting.  Next time I'll just read the ingredients off of a box of crackers.