Review: Laugh until you puke funny but also enough smut to please your most intimate of places
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 03 10, 2014
Dear Mrs. Alcorn,Can we be best friends??Love,The Book TrollopThis is the second book in the Infamous Series by N.A. Alcorn and, so far, it's my favorite.Avoiding Amy was AHHHH-MAY-ZING!! I was laughing until I was crying, getting irritated with Amy, LOVING James, and I even got a little teary eyed with certain parts... It was all around amazing and the dang thing is covered in highlights from the very beginning to the very end.While reading, I kept saying "OMG this is my favorite line....ever" then I would read some more and I would say "OMG NO this is the best line EVER.." It continued on until I realized there were a lot of favorite moments, insults, internal monologues that had me laughing until I wanted to puke.Amy is a very stubborn, vulgar, don't take any crap from anyone, type person, but she hides a lot of her deeper feelings behind her sarcastic, vulgar, slutty mask. But in this book we also see her change from her slutty ways, to someone who wants to find a deeper connection.Enter James, he is everything she wants in a man (meaning he is male with a soup can c***). But when he rejects her more than obvious need to eff his brains out the first night, she turns that lust into angered-filled HATE. This of course, is her mechanism for deflecting her true feelings. She doesn't want to admit, she admires him for turning her t*** down when she was less than coherent but it is better to push him away than admit anything, hence the title...Of course she never counted on James being the master, skilled on patience and time, to get what he wants.Their eventual friendship is endearing and hilarious, I REALLY LOVED that N.A made them friends first, before anything. But even with their friendship, Amy is still running from him and it is up to James to catch her but even he eventually gets tired of the chase.I loved that there was more Ellen and Lizzie in this book and it was fun to see the continuing of Dr. Thrust ME and Ellen's relationship. This book is definitely not a standalone, you must read The Infamous Ellen James first, before embarking on the craziness that is Amy...There really wasn't anything that I did not like in this book, it had every emotion known to man and it made me FEEL it. That is MY definition of a great book, making me FEEL the emotions, even when I want to c*** punt and t*** throttle every character in the book, at least aggravation is a feeling that I am sure N.A wanted to elicit.Plus, the big bonus, is the one handed reading that ensued...Thanks N.A., my vagina was quite pleased ;)I give this book a 5/5 and if you have not read this or The Infamous Ellen James then I would get on that, like RIGHT NOW!!!