Review: Couldn't Put It Down
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 28, 2013
I could not put it down only because it was so bizarre and that doesn't even come close to describing this book. I continued to read just see what kind of foolishness the author would continue to contrive. To quote another reviewer, my reaction to Eternally I Do was a combination of  WTF and LMAO. It was soooooooooo over the top, ridiculously so. Allow me to list some of the reasons.1. The vampires were more like werewolves in their alpha qualities, personality traits, and aggression (but I didn't mind so much because I prefer werewolves over vampires).2. The heroine, Bonita, (and I use that term loosely) was a hot mess. Not because she was a big women of which the reader was reminded in unflattering terms. Bonnie had no filter and was too crass for my taste. Majority of the book she spent either naked or partially clothed. And she had a thing for vintage attire - ruffled socks- really? Who does that???3. I had a hard time picturing the lead male as Asian. The author was not convincing although there was plenty of "Japanese" translated for the reader.4. The meaningless dialogue was exhausting. I wanted to stabbed my self in the eyeball. Bonnie could not shut up unless something was in her mouth (yea I went there).5. The intimate scenes were downright obscene and vulgar to the fifth power - even for an erotic read. I won't even go into details but lets just say someone humped someone's leg more than once and said person was not a dog!!!6. Proof reading and editing were virtually none existent. Obvious and unforgivable errors existed throughout the book. The heroine was even called by the wrong name. I seriously doubt the "Japanese" was translated and spelled correctly.So why the five star rating? Mainly for the sames reasons listed above. This story reads like a xrated comedy or better yet, like a spoof. I LOL throughout the entire book. I must repeat....it was ridiculously over the top that it should not be taken seriously. It's stupidly entertaining to the point were it shocks the reader into disbelief that someone would write such debauchery. For the shock factor alone I recommend this book.