Review: A Recipe for Turtle Soup...
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 12 6, 2012
...this is not. Fall-off-of-your-chair snickering, that this is. Just one of the funniest shorts I've ever read.The witches are so bumbling they should be elected to Congress.There is a romance here, but trust me, it will move very, very, very slowly.There is an allusion to oral sex between a man and a turtle. Yes, there is. The people who would be offended by that would likely not be reading this story in the first place. Most of the rest would be cracking up. Those of us who have gone fishing and encountered snapping turtles, well, we won't even describe the images that run through the mind.The story takes a half hour. It is so worth it. And just remember, the next time you take too long keeping a sales clerk busy in a store, it could have dire repercussions.