Review: Short and formulaic
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 01 19, 2013
The title makes it sound like a parody of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" -- which it is not.What it IS, and you wouldn't think so from the title or cover, is VERY derivative detective noir. The hero is not quite as manly or stoic as we usually have seen in that genre, but the narration is strictly according to formula.*spoiler ahead -- but is it really?*The "mystery" is far too easily solved, besides, and our hero dispatches a vampire with far too little trouble. It's a HUGE surprise to Spnoza that vampires exist, but he's Johnny-on-the-spot with a kill inside of five minutes. Good for him.All in all, something of a yawn.