Review: hilarious fun read by lots of authors
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 10 3, 2013
Five stars because it was so daft. I laughed all the way through, while the family looked at me like I was nuts!What a great idea, Nine authors get together to write one book. it was totally crazy.Set in BLOODSUCK, it is the story of ROCK FANGSWORTHY, The vampire with a blood phobia! The characters all have fantastically hilarious names, such as the Braveheart Brothers, Butch and Barkley (werewolves), Chastity Feelsgood, Billy Bob Bobson, and Buffi Von Pelt. Buffi being the mama of the Zillionaire cowboy vampire's Babies.There are SO many crazy quotes in this book, a few of the ones I found funny are.....With a dismayed gasp she looked down. Her soaking wet t-shirt clung to her body like she was a sorority girl in a Cancun bar at spring break. Why hadn't she put on a bra this morning?She winced as she noticed the dent his head had made in the flooring, Hopefully it wouldn't be too obvious once he got up, or she'd have to get a throw rug to cover it.Billy Bob Boson watched the whole display inside Rock Fangsworthy's house. He had awfully clear windows for someone who sunburnt easily.His icy love icicle pressed against her dewy portal, demanding admittance to her passion chamber.....everyone knows that vampire's aren't supposed to pass out when they see blood! And they're supposed to frikin sparkle in the sun!And to top it off there's even Vampire Viagra!well deserving off five stars. I loved every minute of it, Haven't had such a good laugh for ages.