Review: Don't use words you don't know the meaning of
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 06 23, 2013
Three percent in: "Screeching and flapping his wings, he looked like a tie-dyed T-shirt that had suddenly anthropomorphized and been tossed into the air."  Unless the bird is human in form, no.  Just no.  I tried to give it a bit longer, but coupled with disorienting PoV shifts and heavy handed & poor characterization, decided there were much better things I could do with my time.