Review: Accountants Do It With Interest
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 03 22, 2014
Jane O'Reilly--you are my new favorite author! Probably because you could be Charlotte Stein's hornier little sister--yeah, it's that good.I learn so much from books!  Who knew that being a photographer could lead to you taking erotic pics of your bestie blowing some hot stud...who happens to be your ACCOUNTANT?!  This, I did not know. Knowledge--it's a good thing. Yeah, this is the accountant you've lusted after for years but couldn't make a move on because he was camouflaged by so much...khaki.And who knew that accountants had such amazing equipment...and I ain't talking about abacuses...underneath those pleated Dockers? This, I did not know. If I had, I would've done more cruising at H&R; Block.And who knew that accountants could actually feel the same way about a client and sport some tremendous wood...and I ain't talking about a nicely sharpened pencil, though there is something very satisfying about a sharp pencil rather than one that's worn down, because of the way it glides across the paper...and am I really talking about a pencil when there is Hot Accountant Sex waiting around the desk? Apologies--I will save my Staples fantasies for later.Ennyway, Ellie (the photographer) gets so sidetracked by Tom (the stunt peen) during the photo shoot, that she misses Amber's (the Hoover vacuum) money shot. Who knew that all those penii flying around during a photo shoot could be so distracting?! Ummm, well, this, I kinda did know.Ellie can't get Tom out of her mind, so of course she must get him into her vachina. A lot. Like, you'd need Tom's 10-key to keep track of all the times they Do It. Thank God he's an accountant and can give her a running a total while he's giving it to her. A lot. Did I mention a lot? Yes, I did, and I thank you, Ms. O'Reilly. You have given me a new respect for the field of accounting.But Ellie is insecure and tries to sabotage their relationship, because, yes, it IS a relationship, not just sex, though there is sex involved. A lot. Did I mention a lot? But Tom is patient and kind and well-endowed and could do their joint taxes should they ever get married, so it works out in the end.Ms. O'Reilly packs a lot of heat and angst and love in a short amount of time (this book is novella length), and it's decadently delicious.