Review: "It was like a fraternity that had overdosed on Adderall, nightshade, and drama."
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 11 29, 2012
Ok, first of all I liked the Twilight series, not proud of that, but I did like it.  This was a cute take off on the series from a disgruntled neighbor who is tired of the whole lot of them.  Clearly from the title it was going to be a satire.  His descriptions of the star characters are amusing, and the story is a little light reading before a long day.  I mean what is worse than a sparkly, emo anything?