Review: If you are looking for an Outlander you won't find it here
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 03 22, 2014
This isn't Jamie and Claire( sorry Diana Gabaldon for bringing you into this, but I'm pretty sure the author had you there first)..it's just well..bad. I am so so sorry but it truly is. We have heaving bosoms and throbbing members aplenty. We have  the smart and feisty virgin heroine( who was engaged to Price Charming but never was "moved enough" to want to give him her body? That might be a sign that the relationship had some issues. before people jump, wanting to remain a virgin for the wedding night is one thing, not evenwanting him to touch her is another.Let's move to the valiant and insatiable ( not to mention inexhaustible) hero who will do everything found in the karma sutra  as long as her 'maidenhead" remains intact. Add  a few random smatterings of a bad Scottish brogue and you have the makings for a fine haggis  of a story.This book took a wrong turn at Harlequin and kept on going off the cliff.  I tried, I really tried to finish but my eyes started bleeding at about 49% and I was done. I loved the Outlander series and I've read a few beach worthy bodice rippers in my day but this has none of the style of the former nor the guilty pleasure of the latter. One star feels a little generous. I wanted to like this book, I honestly did and I'm sad I just couldn't.