Review: Most boring, unbelievable dialog I have ever read.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 07 18, 2014
I forced myself to finish this book so I could say I had read it before reviewing it.  The author must be getting paid by the word because half of it could be deleted without anyone noticing.  They must also have an endorsement deal with Wii Fit as it is mentioned dozens of times.  The dialog between the detectives is totally inane.  I cannot imagine any semi-retired homicide detectives carrying on such conversations.  The murder does not come up until you've read 30% of the book and that 30% is too boring.  EVERY little detail is expanded on, from what Wii is going to say to the main character today to every piece of food he is going to eat.  I was going to give it another star just for the fact that the language is clean and the whole book is G rated.  I just couldn't get past how boring it was.  Don't waste your time.