Review: Have you had a chance to boink your bodyguard?
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 03 4, 2014
If My sister asked me if I had the opportunity to do the naughty with a guy who is there to protect me, my answer would not have been "No!", and then I turn around and do it. LOL!Seriously, Kate's sister was like (Insert valley girl voice) "He's hot, have you two gotten down yet? Because, you know me, I'm a skank, and I totally do it all the time. Because you know, our dad want's us to, it's the shapeshifter way."Kate: "Oh no, I would never do that." Huff, puff. "But sense you brought it up, I guess I will."And that was right at the beginning.The story didn't get off to a good start, and it just went downhill from there.I began to wonder if they were ever going to get out of that stream. And I'm sorry, but if I was floating/swimming into whitewater rapids, the last thing I would be thinking about is my impending orgasm. And that sure wouldn't take precedence over my LIFE!These far fetched stories are really getting on my nerves. And these Naughty Nooners are notorious for it. Of course, I have found one or two that actually were good. But wading through all this smut is getting to me.READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!