Review: Painful even if it was free.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 07 2, 2014
Maybe it's because I lived in England but whatever the case may be, I have a hard time with words like "blimey" and "arse."  Maybe it's because I never met blokes that actually said those words.  Anyway, was the first tale 'dark and twisted?'  I didn't think so.  Is "have I got a surprise for you today?" really a question?  I didn't think so.  Move on.. there are too many books out there to choose from.