Review: When the Tornado Siren Wails, It's Always Good Practice to Grab the Nearest Hot Construction Worker
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 02 3, 2013
I suppose a tornado wouldn't be such a scary thing if I was holed up in the basement with a really hunky construction worker whose butt I've been admiring at my place of work. The only thing that could make it better would be if he was a teensy bit afraid of the dark, and we made small talk to keep his mind occupied...oh, f*** that!...I think we should totally make out. Oh! Look at that! That just happened!And then...then...then if he made me say words like "cock" and "f***." A LOT.  Oh! Look at that! That just happened!And then...then...then if we got the all clear, left the building, saw that a tree had fallen on my cute little car, and he put his fingers in my hoo-hah because that's what you do when you try to calm someone down because a tree fell on her car. Oh! Look at that! That just happened!And then...then...then if he followed me home...ya know, because a tree fell on my car, and I had no way of getting there, not because he stuck a finger in my hoo-hah...oh, f*** that! Who am I kidding?!  It's TOTALLY because he stuck a finger in my hoo-hah.  Maybe two, I can't EVEN lie.And then...then...then he proceeded to do some really hot things at my house...like unplug my garbage disposal and redo my crown molding. SO HOT! Okay, he didn't do that, but some day...Yeah, Tony and Amber are the lucky couple who get to fulfill all my hot construction worker fantasies. Tony's a little damaged, and not even a good caulking can fix him, so he doesn't want to get involved with Amber because he knows he'll ultimately hurt her. But they shared some things besides saliva down in that dark basement and at her house...Hot Construction Worker can PUT IT DOWN, yo!...and so they decide to try to see how things go.What's there to see? Multiple orgasms. Hot construction worker butt crack (in a good way). MULTIPLE orgasms (I CANNOT stress this enough). Much angsting. MULTIPLE...do NOT make me repeat myself.  Just go and download this awesomely sexxay novella.