Review: Oh Jean Claude how I've missed you!! What???????
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 05 27, 2012
First of all kudos to putting in Jean Claude and Asher, I was beginning to think they had run off to the Caribbean's together, having finally realized how lame their chosen was considering she kept tripping on male genitalia and adding men to her awesome harem.Alas that was not the case.  They were merely waiting in the wings for blessed Anita to notice their flaccid parts getting lonely.What we have here for $2.99 (HAH I didn't pay I merely borrowed a friends... sucks to be her for paying) is not 33 pages, it was much too short.  No what we have is a steamy, heat induced, hot menage in a hot tub... wow how can that go wrong? seriously? You have two amazingly sexy vampires, who not only love each other but their woman.  You have random thoughts of death and violence (believe it or not I think it adds spice) and you have a woman who KNOWS how to get around if you catch my drift.  All this adds up to a scene that should have current readers panting and angry readers being brought back into the fold.  Well LKH managed to take this formula and flush it.There was a lot of overly descriptive repetitive words I agree with another review it did read an awful lot like fanficThere was a lot of talking about flaccid parts, which believe it or not isn't that hotThere was whining (come on when is there not anymore)It was so short, here I was complaining to other authors about their 2.99 price tag for a 125 pages, geez that shut me upFinally when you have two hot vampires (heck guys!) in a hot tub I can tell you that the furthest thing on my mind would be all the women who are jealous of how amazing I am... rather I'd be focused on the task at hand...So when it all comes down to it is this worth reading? Eh... I don't know I will probably pick up Kiss the Dead from my friend or the book store, but I stopped buying at book... 12? 13? I don't remember anymore...