Review: Oh, Jeez!
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 02 13, 2014
What was this, an erotic version of The Purge?So Narda is on a mission, she needs to find Van/Doran or any of the other names she gave him before time runs out. Why? I guess we'll soon find out... *wink, wink*.Inside one of the many erotic clubs on this strange planet, she make her way through a stinky cave of a bar. How cozy. And even though her time is running out, she asks a bartender where to find her charge. Um, how did you know what planet he was on, let alone what bar he was in? There was no mention of a secret Intel. So why not use that same strange ability to find people that she used to find this place? Um, no. You see, we must first gross you out by detailing all the raunchy goings on in this bar. Sure the room is dark, but the bar is lit up, and the hall way is lit up... No, now it's dark. Darn. So after she finally makes it to the room, and all the *wink, wink* happens, I am left with a bitter taste in my mouth. No surprise, this is a Naughty Nooner. :-P