Review: Triple Threat - Triple Ugh
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 06 14, 2013
Triple Threat reads like a fifteen-year-old wrote a rock band RPF, inserted themselves Mary-Sue style in first-person POV, then anonymized the whole thing so it could be published for money.The main character, Crystal, is screwing her "best friend," who is in love with her.  She reminds him on a regular basis that she doesn't feel that way about him, and this is just sex for her.  She's ostensibly in love with someone else, but can't be bothered to actually tell the guy that she likes him that way.  Then she starts dating another guy she met at a gig, but still continues to sleep with her best friend, and continues to kiss nearly every other man in the book just for giggles, I guess.There are no other women in the book, aside from the female groupies the other band members do after every gig, and all of the men are attracted to Crystal and aggressive in their "affections" with her.  So basically, this immature, irresponsible, flighty girl is the center of all attention because she's hot.  Oh, but she's not just a pretty face - she's a great guitar player.  Not that anyone ever tells her that who doesn't want to get into her pants.There's liberal use of the f-bomb (not really a drawback for me), guys all cut and hung like horses, awesome/rapturous pleasure (someone needs a thesaurus) with every orgasm the best one she's ever had, and plenty of telling instead of showing.  This book contains possibly the least erotic sex scenes I've ever read.  It's like I was reading a dog food ingredient list, the descriptions were so good.If you want intelligent Rock & Roll erotica, this isn't it.  Well, if you want erotica at all, this isn't it.If you want a more honest and detailed review, please visit my blog The Wyrdd and the Bazaar.Reviewed for Kitties Like Books Too (http://kittykatreads.blogspot.com)