Review: Funny and quirky
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 01 22, 2014
This twisted fairy tale is a cute read.Chio Pino is a mob enforcer. Sort of. This is new to him, and one of his first jobs is to safeguard the daughter of his bos (and gadfather), Geppie when she visits home on break from college. Rosaria is a beautiful young girl--a maden, and Chio, well, he's got a bit of an issue--which made him perfectly suited to guard Rose.Whenever he lies, his penis grows an inch. (This growth dissipates following sex, btw)If only all men were so cursed!Chio has known Rose his whole life. And he also knows that she is sworn to marry someone--who, no one but Geppie knows. Chio thought Rose was attractive as a young girl, but as a woman?  He's captivated. And she's smitten by him. She has always desired Chio, and though she knows her marriage is arranged, she cannot resist seducing him while he is near.And, seduce him she does. I loved how she made him lie during sex to get bigger. Oh!The language was simple, yet endearing. It's a hoot of a twist when Geppie returns and finds his daughter deflowered...