Review: Sweet, Sexy, and Outrageously Funny!
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 11 26, 2012
"Life threw grapes at me but I turned them into wine. God I love wine."I'm going to be straight-up here...I freaking LOVED Confessions of an Alli Cat. This book was absolutely, perfectly brilliant/hysterical/jaw-dropping and flat-out wonderful.Seriously, I had one of the best times I've ever had while reading Confessions, and was in such a great, playful mood during and after reading it that I think my husband was a bit (happily) puzzled and I think he might have thought that I had taken up day-drinking. But really, I was simply high on the charming Alli's laugh-out-loud adventures.I had been warned that I would fall in love with Confessions. My BFF Autumn was a beta reader for the book and she loved it so much that she called me to tell me how brilliant the book was and how she just knew that I would love it too. I have to say, Autumn knows me soooo well, and was absolutely right about my feelings for this book.Confessions of an Alli Cat is essentially the story of a woman who is learning to get back in the game after the man she loved for many years left her. Her entire adult life was spent with one man, and let's just say that Rick the Dick (her ex) was NOT attending to her needs. At the request manipulation of her best friend, Sara, Alli sets out on a terrifying and tantalizing adventure of reclaiming her sexuality. Sara is a wild woman who knows exactly what Alli needs, including an adventure at a sex toy store, Brazilian waxing (ouch!) and hiring an "escort". These scenarios land Alli in some of the funniest scenes I have ever read. I honestly laughed so hard I was cackling, crying and handing my hubby my Kindle so he could read the crazy for himself.And the steam? Whoa baby, the sex in Confessions was so damn good. Shade, Alli's hired gun, is a young man who knows how to work it out. That boy was exactly what Alli needed to help her break out and unleash her inner bombshell. Alex, the older, more suitable counterpart was so perfect and so sexy...I wasn't sure what Alli would do, but Cole offered a surprising and very clever scenario and I was uber-pleased with how this story line ironed out. Damn, the woman can write some steam. *fans self*I really feel like that all I need to say about Confessions of an Alli Cat is that it is sexy, sweet, hysterical and one of my most favorite books I've ever read. I feel as if it was written specifically for me. Ladies (and even men, because my hubby loves this book!), I insist you read Confessions of an Alli Cat. You can thank me later.