Review: >_>
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 02 9, 2014
Banging the Boy Next Door by Katy Baker2 starsMelissa isn't trusted by her parents at home while they are away, so they hire their neighbor Rory to babysit her. Melissa decides to take matters into her own hands by... banging the boy next door. The writing is very childish. Their are careless missing words and grammatical errors. It's all quite funny. I'm sure the writer was trying to make a serious "hot" story, but the only thing it comes across as is dense and childish.Melissa is such a crybaby. My God! Her train of thought irks me beyond belief. She's so childish and I don't buy that she's nineteen years old. What really annoyed me is that she's mad about who's babysitting her because he isn't hot.Can she be anymore narcissistic and vain? I dislike girls like Melissa. She's bratty, spoiled, and thinks that she deserves a fricking silver platter. Not only is Melissa an annoying ditz, but her interaction with Rory is just so... dumbfounding. Rory is also annoying with his constant "It's not on the list." That line got annoying real fast. I suppose it was supposed to be charming but Melissa killed the experience with her holier-than-thou attitude. It gave me a good laugh though so not all was lost.Cover Thoughts: Ah, another half-naked couple. Haven't seen that on a cover before.