Review: Off The Richter Scale!!!!!!!!!
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 07 8, 2013
Wow...wow...and WOW!!!!! My stomach was in knots!!!!! Man oh man.... Wow!!!!! For as grimy as Styles a$$ was, man, I'm gon' miss him! Can't wait to see what dude comin' in from NY gon' be about. Damn, Ima miss Styles! I was all like, I can't wait 'til his grimy a$$ get got, and then when he did I was like... Noooooo!!!! And then Carlos too! Wtf?! I think Alex tryna get me on Xanax! I swear I'm hurtin' behind their deaths, fa real! But that LaTanza...I want Chavez to eat her a$$ up!!!!! Set her up nice and sweet, and then devour her a$$!!!!! Okay. So, I'm feelin' where Trish is comin' from an' all, but I'm also feelin' Slim. Even more so. I mean, she did know what he was about. And I do feel like she was old enough to view the entire photo, you know, the ish in the background, as oppose to just the man that was the main focus. It's always background visuals...always. Thing's gettin' all tricky an' conditional now. Slim needs him a Tesha. I'm still wondering is her an' Bobby gonna accidentally fall in love ;-) I'm likin' Phoenix for Noonie. He definitely needed a fix of what she brought him. I can't get a good plug on Lisa's a$$ though. Maybe if she'd been in jail regretting what she did to Slim, and sending him letters trying to explain her way out it, I would get a better feel for what she's experiencing now. If I remember correctly, wasn't she pleasuring herself to memories of the ball player while locked up? Dream about his a$$ now, and leave Slim the hell alone! I know if/when she come at him he's gon' tap that a$$ for ol' time sake!!!! Reese deserves his rank! He is that nucca fa sure! And I'm so feelin' Charlize for him! God, I don't want nothin' happenin' to him or Slim. Or Lucky! But it's inevitable, isn't it? I can't even think about that right now (smh). Elisa is tha truth!!!!! She be solderin' up with the best of 'em!!!!!! I sure hope Pierre is up for the battle Mari's about to bring to him! I sure as hell don't think Chantel is. I think Mari gon' strike a deal with that new dude from NY, get out, and bring the pain!!!! Rivera is a damn weasel! And I don't like him! Laurette gets on my nerves. She's so hell bent on revenge against my mens that I can't even see her visions of an empire happening. I hate to say it, but I like that Jean-Paul be like, man, $&ck that. Pierre better wake up an' take the reigns from his scorned-ass Momma. Or use her to see what Mari's scorned-ass is about to bring. Maybe Jean-Paul is gonna blackout on all their asses and take over. Afterall, his Daddy is an OG!!! Who is Pierre and Walter's father?! Could Slim be their brother?! OMG! OMG! And is there the slightest possibility that Lucky will tap Laurette for ol' time sake?! Him an' Jahmel ain't gettin' no punany lol. Or it just ain't gettin' written about! Devin, Devin, Devin...Lisa better watch her back before he pull a John-John move on her! He actin' kinda gully kinda lol. Dread, I said it before an' Ima say it again, is a beast!!!! Lord help the Petit's if Mari finds and hookup with him!!!!! An' what if they end up in bed together and she gets pregant 'cause he got that su.per.sperm? I know LaDonna and LaTanza didn't have the same Daddy, so I'm guessin' the crazy runnin' through their veins comes from their Momma! LaDonna is a crazy bitch too!!!!!!! Poor, poor Carlita. Can't wait to see what's happening with her in...20? Or Li'l Slim lol. We got time for that though cause it's alotta ish presently cookin' an' oh so many possiblities! They're corners everywhere...KEEP THE SERIES ROLLIN'