Review: Some are Funny, Most (Maybe All) Have Been Around Since Before Facebook Though
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 03 16, 2012
I downloaded this when it was free and if it ever is again it's worth doing that, but I wouldn't pay money for this.  This is just basically your traditional collection of jokes book being marketed with the Facebook angle, although it's a lot shorter, it'll take you about ten minutes to read from beginning to end.  Most of these you would have heard when you were a kid and telling these sorts of jokes was all the rage.  It's possible they have all been lifted from various joke books (there's even a Seinfeld line in here) and various Facebook users have passed them off as there own. I imagine the author will be paying a fair bit in compensation for unpaid royalties when the original comedians find out there work has been republished without credit. There's a few typos or missing words as well such as "Oh you're dating my ex. Cool, I'm eating a sandwich do what these leftovers too?" So editing hasn't been done much here.Even though you've heard them before, there are a few funny jokes to relive.  Definitely not the funniest Facebook status updates of all time. Not all are politically correct if this is an issue for you or you get offended easily. A selection of the best inside are as follows, but there's a lot of unfunny ones too.Download it if it's free, if it's not give is a pass and just do a Google search for jokes.The voices in my head may not be real but sometimes they sure come up with good ideas.She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayonsI was told by nutritionist that I needed to start burning some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt that said "Guess" on it.  So I asked her implants?I think it's okay to talk to yourself but when the voices in your head start leaving you out of the conversation something is wrong.Here's a great tip on how to loose weight. Turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she's giving me lately.It's the first five days after the weekend that are the hardest.