Review: not even worth $.099
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 01 19, 2014
I read this last night and it wasn't even worth the 99 cents I paid for it it. I didn't give it a single star rating if only because the author actually uses decent grammar, but that was really it's one redeeming feature. This was a collection so short "erotic" stories, that were some of the least erotic stories I have ever read. I honestly have never nearly fallen asleep while reading a sex scene before, but I did last night! The short stories start out with a paragraph or two that basically tell you the whole "plot" i.e. who is going to have the best sex of their lives and then it starts to tell you about it. I noticed a trend of the people having sex never speaking before they did, or at least not speaking much. Also this author is not very good at building scenes. It felt like a high-schoolers short story. Instead of showing the author tells, so you don't actually get transported into the scene. And again the author manages to write boring sex scenes. Even the one where they are having sex in the kitchen covered by bubbles was completely forgettable! With a set up like that it should be at least interesting but it wasn't. So the long of the short of this review is to save your money and skip it.