Review: Didn't do much for me
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 07 31, 2011
We're not all going to like/love the same things, and erotica can be especially subject to likes and fetishes, but I have to say that I just didn't like this erotica. When I crack up laughing while reading erotica that means it's lost me. For me, this story had several unsexy moments like that. I'm supposed to be heated up, not cracking up, and when the guy tells this girl, "I've got to know what that furry little burger of yours tastes like," I lost it. Maybe this is new slang I've never heard before, or maybe it's a typo that should read badger, beaver, who knows? I do know if some guy said that to me, I'd be convulsing with laughter, not orgasm, and then I'd use my foot to kick his a** off the bed.