Review: DID A FRATERNITY WRITE THIS AS A GROUP PROJECT?
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 01 4, 2014
One of my several brothers (I come from a blended family)  keeps a list of words that sound dirty, but aren't, words like Sebastian.This brother and the author of this book would greet each other as old friends, especially if alcohol was served. He told me of calling in strange pizzas to his favorite place during his college years, then arriving an hour late to ask the management if there were any leftover pizzas.He got a discount, of course.This book is insane!! The author sends e-mails to everyone, complaining about all kinds of created situations, and demanding money!!He claims to have found unopened beer, in all kinds of places- bushes, dumpsters, floating in bodies of water. Of course he drinks it. Then he claims he got ill and wants his money back.What money?He claims to have received a porno version of The Wind in the Willows.The author really gets his jollies when companies respond to his e-mail, and I don't mean by form letter. When he can get correspondence going you can almost hear his heartbeat speeding up.He's equally discouraged when he's ignored.After awhile the e-mail gets repetitive. Then suddenly he'll pull a new out of his fertile mind.You won't learn one thing by reading this book, but you will laugh, sometimes so hard you almost lose your breath.Sometimes.Almost.Don would love this.