Review: Silly and not my thing at all.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 05 16, 2014
I don't know where to start. My expectation on this book was low. I knew going in it would be highly unbelievable and slightly weird. I was right. The story line was intriguing, I couldn't put it down and didn't on a long flight home from Las Vegas. But I only continued reading because I wanted to see how this ridiculous story line ended. The characters were bizarre, unrelatable and unrealistic. I found myself laughing off and on throughout the book because the situations were so unreal. Personally when I pick up a book full of "hot" sex I want to feel some wetness in my pantaloons. I didn't feel that. Not once. This book is NOT FOR BEGINNERS, so don't pick this one up expecting a sweet, beautiful romance followed with hot vanilla sex. There is no word to describe the sex scenes-**SPOILER ALERT**Ever heard of puppy play? Yes. Essentially treating your lover like a dog...leash, collar, food bowl, kennel. Yep, kennel. Oh wait--and taking a s*** outside on the grass. Wow. Sexy right?Ever wanted to experience electric play?? Do you want a sounding rod shoved up your man's pee hole? Sound hot? You get that in this book.The most interesting part of the book was all about the Frankenstein part. This is NON sexual completely.If you like reading the bizarre, pick this one up. There is a lot of Boy on Boy action and the romance is shot out the window. It's not for the faint at heart. It isn't for the beginning 50 Shades of Gray reader. But it will certainly make you appreciate your boring sex life with your sweet and kind lover.