Review: Remote Control
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 12 27, 2011
Remote ControlHarold Fleming, A Plumber By Trade, But He Rarely Worked And Preferred To Watch Television Ten Hours A Day While He Let His Wife Make Their Money.  He Was Three Hundred And Sixty Pounds Of Fat Blubbering Jelly And He Made A Wish Before He Eats, Which Is Five Times A Day. Harold Is Smart But Lazy And Figured His Wish For Fame And Wealth Will Eventually Come True, And When It Does He'll Get Rid Of Beatrice And Get Himself A Young And Sexy Wife Like Donald Trump!  As He Watched A Hockey Game He'd Wagered A Thousand Dollars For The Home To Win, But A Violet Storm Was Above His House Causing The Television To Flicker And With Remote In Hand He Hit The Small Television Ans Was Transported To The Hockey Game!Beatrice Fleming Wished That Harold Would Do More Work Instead Of Watching That Television All Day.  Where Had The Man Who Swept Her Of Her Feet Twenty Years Ago When She Was Nineteen?  They Had So May Wonderful Plans That Never Came To Fruition.......Ms. Tardif Penned A Truly Funny Story To Remind Us To Be Careful What We Wished For And Perhaps Harold Wasn't Listening!!