Review: Essentials for the Vampire Paramour
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 04 2, 2012
Yes, I know, not all of us have Vampire Lovers, illicit or otherwise.But some of us do.I'm naming no names, Bel.. oh, my bad. Ahem, well, there are certain of us who need to travel, or maybe even go on the run with a hunky Vamp or hot Vampess. And that could lead to.. difficulties.Can you take that gorgeous bod as a carry-on? Just how warm should the boudoir be...how much does your cool one eat, and do you need to provide the meal yourself(!) And for the green-eyed, Who else is 'coming to dinner', so to speak?Stuff like that.This little tomb - sorry, tome - provides the perfect companion when you're on the move and simply can't phone a friend, lest they phone the authorities.The information you need is right here, presented in a format that is easy to read, even when hanging from a rail on the subway in the rush hour. In fact, I read my copy on the train, in the back of a taxi, and at least once, jogging through an alley.Thanks to my phone with its tiny back-lit screen, I even managed to read it in the dark.I think the cognoscenti will agree that this is key.In fact, the list format is excellent for the mobile app. And considering the pace at which we had to travel, that was a blessing... But that's a story for another day.Suffice to say, we're safe now.Somewhere else.I really can't tell you.Just load the book on your device, grab your passport and some warm sweaters, and you're good to go.Why stay at home alone by the fire, when you could be out chillin' with the one you love?Literally.