Review: Tasteless, mega violent comic book
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 03 31, 2014
Contains minor spoilersThis book begins with some zombie slaying. Then Frank, our hero, walks into a bar and tells a complete stranger a vile story implying incest between the stranger and his sister. Apparently this lets Frank blow off some steam. Turns out he’s a martial arts expert, but lonely and sex starved. No fear, the beautiful and buxom Charlie appears and she’s a martial arts expert too. They sleep chastely together and both become superheroes via nanogrubs. Don’t worry the chastity and Frank’s starvation don’t last long.Some totally predictable fighting occurs between the intelligent zombies and Frank’s village. I struggled to about 60% and then skipped to the end to see if things got any more interesting. Another absolutely vile and unnecessary story appears, this time involving our hero’s mother. Not sure if Mr. Crawford is going for comedy, shock value or titillation, but he misses on all counts. (Frank talks to his penis and balls a lot and these are actually some of the funnier passages.)That was it for me. If you’re looking for a mega-violent comic book this just might be what you’re looking for. With 40 four and five star reviews, I’m obviously in the minority. That’s good—don’t feel like such a troll leaving a negative review. I’m just glad I got it free.