Review: GAPING HOLE IS RIGHT
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 08 29, 2013
Yikes....Id read the previous two and was excited to read this installment in particular as Dr Ivan wrote this on his own without his co-writer. He also said that the book/s were made up of memories, incidents, feelings and we are left to wonder what is real and what was not in the book.  My conclusion to this is that the ENDING was the only fiction written!!!!  This book was alot more exciting to read, as I felt the other two were he said, she said and alot of "no we cant" because we will be late to the airport, to dinner, to the function etc.. I couldnt wait to read and erotic/romance novel written by a man/sexual health physician what a combination yes....NO for me this raised red flags everywhere.. I cant help feeling this book was a memoir with only the names being changed, hang on no, I think they were real too, except for his two loves, who I think incidentally was the same person in real life with again only there name changing.  We were hit with quotes like "he nodded appreciatively as the delicate flower budded into an erotic fruit that tempted him without mercy" and "love is beautiful" I know I can hear birds singing as well! Then pow our gorgeous, well educated, handsome and I assume well endowed doctor then spits "with a flick of his hand beckoned them one by one to his table the blonde with and IQ of a golden retriever and the black girl"!!!!!! mmmmmmm...and this is erotic reading at its politically best? Not to mention the constant endearment, one liners and flirting with other women and staff not only when he was with then without Jaden. Also not to mention the constant incessant referral to women and their perfect physique sculptured this, toned that, tanned..Newsflash women have HUGE hangups about looks, hang on I thought I was reading an erotic novel not your book on weight loss, wellness and physical enhancement this was screaming alllllll the way through the book. I found Dr Ivan incredibly passive aggressive to the point of mentally disabling her in his treatment of Jaden and lets face it sure she screwed up dont we all I mean essentially humans are not monogamous by nature, in the book she should have gone all the way with Damien at least I could appreciate the late night calls Dr Ivan would get or the copious amount of "comelickmypus" that was on offer.  Again it crosses over to blurred lines and this again is a novel not a memoir, and even down to the roll playing of nurse and doctor and the scene on the couch  ahhhhhh again blurred lines.  We are then hit with "their lives would have been full of colours and feelings that blinded with their brilliance not this mundane sepia toned half life". Hold on wait one minute, the good doctor is pouncing on anything that has a pulse and especially in a Starbucks coffee outlet. Oh did I just promote Starbuck, yep the book was of promotion savvy at its best promoters would build this a a perfect chess move, and dont tell me we all didnt look up Club Essentia once done, what did I say promotion at its primal best. The building blocks of love had been built only to be smashed by a "dont cry because its over, smile because it happened" It really became torturous to read the treatment baby girl endured because Dr Perfect was eyeing his next meal constantly. I couldnt read love or lust or instinct and Im sure the author consists of all and more! I have no doubt the good doctor knows women physically especially if their measurements are right even if their not Im sure he can fix that together with a mind blowing orgasm I wonder if you get that at a consultation? However, to know a women as a whole, the author needs to accept them past the physical barrier. I expected more from a man as the market for romance novels are flooded by women and really was surprised on his take on erotic romance yes erotic on a physical level, but then men are hunters and gathers the formula to a good erotic novel is women love men who devour them on all levels and leave them holding their breath.  There's nothing sexier.  I hope the good Doctor pens another book it would be a waste not to read rose coloured lines with a touch of liquid gold to flow over us.  One word of advise for the groovy Dr Ivan Rusilko in your next book make sure the main male character is the one at fault and tries to fix it and above all not a doctor!!:)lololololol