Review: The Adjectivizer
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 12 16, 2011
This is so badly written I can't even 'read through it' to find the story underneath.  Every sentence is an excuse for the author to show off every 'big' word he knows, as many as he can possibly string together.  People don't "walk across the living room", no, they "Perambulate fluidly whilst navigating the luxurious primary habitation of the domestic domicile".  Ick.I have no idea what this was about - some little girl gets chosen to work with the owner of a candy and magic shop and apparently ponders all the weird stuff that happens while she works there.  There are no page numbers in the ebook so I can't say where I quit, but I'd guess about page 5 in a standard size paperback.Read the sample before you 'buy' or get for free.  Read his blog post (click on his name, it'll take you to his author page, blog excerpts are on the sidebar) - he blogs and writes in the same voice.  It's a shame, he might actually have a decent story in his head, but his word choice is just so irritating and painful that it's impossible to get to the story.For a fun, free, magical romp, I reccommend the "Hilda" series by Paul Kater, about a Wicked Witch.  They are clearly written by someone who isn't a native English speaker, but despite the occasional odd word choice/usage, the story is absolutely clear and delightful.