Review: Most hilarious book I've ever read
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 02 18, 2014
Oh my cheese-puffs! This story is just... I can't even put it into words!Isis Blake is my dream woman. Which is saying something, considering I'm not gay. But she makes me want to become a lesbian! She is just SO FRACKING FUNNY. I LITERALLY ROTFL. Like, in REAL LIFE. Countless times. She's just so vulgar and clever and conniving!But she's also scarred for life. She used to be over 200 pounds, shy, innocent. Until Nameless broke her. He was so sweet at first--but then things took a turn for the worst, and he did something unforgivable. He destroyed Isis--but he also made her into the person she is today. Hilarious. Self-less. Bold. She's in so much pain, and she keeps it to herself. Instead, she spends most of her time protecting her mother, who was in an abusive relationship and barely got away with her life. Isis thinks her problems are nothing compared to what her mother went through, to what thousands of girls go through everyday. But she is so, so wrong, and it makes me so frustrated seeing how little she thinks of herself. Sure, she appears to be extremely confident--but she's the exact opposite. She is anything BUT confident.And then there's Jack Hunter. Jack and Isis are like a match made in heaven. They're practically the same person. But they're not, of course, 'cause that'd just be weird. LOL. Anyway, Jack and Isis are at war (a war so hilarious that I found myself unable to breathe several times), and they just throw blow after blow at each other. But they always get right back up! Jack is just a big fatty fat mystery, and we don't really learn much about him until later on in the book and in the next one, Savage Delight.AND THAT ENDING. OMG. I went completely crazy once I finished it, and I was just like: GIVE ME THE NEXT BOOK NOW. ID TOTALLY PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS IN RAINBOW-Y UNICORN POOP.I would recommend this book to anyone who is not afraid of swear words, crazy hilarious girls, icy--but totally hot--guys, dark pasts, and medium-sized amount of violence.