Review: Want to be Sawyer's Shorty
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 02 6, 2014
Soooooo I didn't think I could ever.in.my.LIFE. LOVE a book as much as Emerge. <-- IF YOU HAVEN"T READ IT. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR. It's the best book of all time -forever and ever Amen.BUTS E Hall has done it again ladies and gents.She wrote a book that can compete with Emerge. I *almost* even loved it more.This story is part of the Evolve series but can be read as a stand alone. It's AMAZEBALLS.So, we start with poor little Sawyer- feeling all left out. Everyone has someone. He's not ready to grow up. Still sowing his wild oats and he.can't.stop. He.WON'T.stop.And then he meets her.Emmett. The girl of his dreams. Sure she's a stripper and probably all wrong to chose to settle down with but Sawyer being Sawyer- he wants what he wants..He searches for her. EVERYWHERE.And then by chance while in a compromising position. Fate steps in bringing Emmett back into Sawyer's life.To see Sawyer falling in love is just effing classic..We get sweet Sawyer"When I take you it will because you can't wait another F'n second, begging me to take you to a place where only you and I exist, a place where only I can show you I love your heart as much as your body, your mind, and everything thing else that makes you you."and Gross Sawyer"Don't tell me you're going to shower women. Tell me you're gonna go poop and blow your nose."(I LOL'd)And Funny Sawyer"I just screamed and left while she was crying .F!" I grab for my hair with both hands, scrubbing furiously back and forth." Why the F don't I have any hair. "And Pervy-has-a-way-with-words Sawyer"You have the best tits I've ever seen. Real and bis and in love with my mouth; perfect."And make-me-swoon Sawyer (who I've never met until now)"Chapter Six- "You'll never be the same"AWWWWW...Sawyer baby grew up and stole a peice of my heart during this scene.And last but not least. Top book boyfriend cause he's so amazing Sawyer"You cripple me woman. I love you."<-- Sawyer will steal your heart.And don't think I didn't get enough of my #1 Dane Kendrick (he's ALL mine.. yes)"You say Psycho I say careful....Laney loves me I'm sleeping just fine at night."I'm concerned if you're upset. Laney's upset. If laney's upset I hire Effing clowns. Now whatever's up your a$$, fix it" <--- such a way with words huh?"Prince Effing Charming" <-- Everything sounds better with Effing in the middle!"I'm team Laney wants a girl"GAH. I. LOVE. THIS. MAN.I honestly didn't think I could love him any harder than I did.Wrong.He's just ... Dane. And I could fall in love with him a million times.Now before I shut up about this book (as I could rave all day Entice is one complete highlight in my kindle)Let's talk about 61%.. Love in this club as I like to call it.Ho-LEE-MOTHER-OF-ALL-SEXY-TIME.This "motivates" me to want to have my hub become a DJ and give 'er a try. WOWOWOWOOWOWI needed 57 colds showers after that scene. Everyone needs a little Dj booth in their lives.EPIC. F'n. SEX. indeed.To give 5 stars for this book is just an insult. 10 stars.. Probably still not ENOUGH.Shorty gives this book 100 gold shiny stars. LOVED.every.word.This "crew" are a part of me I never want to see end. I am so invested in each character. Each and every single event, I feel like I am there. SE Hall has a way to suck you in and never let you go.FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC <3<3<3