Review: Fifty Shades of Anal
Rating: 3 out of 5
Date: 05 13, 2013
If you like butt play, this examination room kink fest is for you, lol.  Who knew nurses could think up that many reasons to probe your rear end?!At work, Darby Lovette is a professional nurse of 10 years.  On her down time, the medical setting built into her home allows her to be the blonde and blue-eyed penthouse nurse in traditional uniform who will lay you on her exam table and have her way with you.Avery Walker is the twice-divorced straight woman whose unhappy life and therapy sessions have led her to explore her secret exam room fetish fantasies.  Nurse Lovette is more than happy to oblige under the condition that they do not get too familiar.  Our kinky nurse learns she may not be able to adhere to her own boundaries and our submissive patient learns she may not be all that straight after all.The majority of this longish short story (60something pages?) is on the exam table and the primary focus is Avery's butt, lol.  Anal temperature is important to know.  Anal dialators are key.  Anal ultrasound anyone?  Not just one enema... but two!!  But don't worry, lol.... I believe there's at least one pap smear... or something close  ;)I think what drew me into the story is that Paisley does femme very, very well.  I freaking love her femmes.  That, and she is a fabulous writer in general (I really wish she were a romance writer who wrote longer works).  The power dynamic between these two really fascinated me as well and this intrigued me far more than the actual sex.  But I'd hoped for a little more sensuality beyond the sphincter... because I don't generally feel all sexy putting these two ideas in the same sentence.  But if butt play is your thing, you will totally love this one, lol.I would have also liked to see these two much more out of the exam room.  For most of the book, however, it seemed the majority of the dialogue is between Avery and her therapist, lol (a real lesbian musta written this one, lol).  Half the time I am waiting for a good sex scene in my romances... in this one I am waiting for the leads to have a real conversation... mere cameos, I'm afraid.  Loved these leads, but the romance fan in me wanted more.  And if this nurse had been obsessed with breast exams... boy, this would probably be my most favorite story ever, lol  ;)