Review: Fun advise for persons with significant others who are vampires
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 08 3, 2011
This free for kindle owners book is funny. The author is a regular human, or so she claims, but her boy friend, if you can call him that, is a vampire. So she knows a lot about his kind of folk. Her advice is very practical and should be followed by sensible people. For instance: If you and your significant other who is a vampire need to sleep in a coffin while traveling, get a wooden one because it is more airy; you don't want to suffocate and ruin your vacation. Don't ask motels to give you a discount because your friend is dead; it won't work. Avoid tenting out because coffins generally don't fit into tents. Don't forget that while vampires do not sweat, they can stink after awhile. You should subtly suggest that your friend shower by saying, "you smell like something dead." Be sure to put a container of blood in your ice box so that when your friend becomes hungry he doesn't feast on you. Don't be messy because if he also becomes messy you will find your car or room filled with dead carcasses. If you are traveling by boat be sure to take sea sick pills; you want to be fully alert when you are with your friend.