Review: What a wonderful parody...unless you take Twilight TOO seriously
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 04 15, 2013
I'm a middle aged man and I enjoyed Twilight although I wanted to smack some sense into some of the protagonists a time or two for:- feeling too sorry for themselves- moping around instead of getting on with life- not understanding that sometimes an OK  decision is better than NO decisionBut I survived the teen aged years of two children and I really...I mean REALLY enjoyed this short story.  The main reason was that the author condensed all that stupid, whinny, cliche, uber-teen angst in the actual books into a few pages while still expressing love for the series as a whole.  (I especially loved the pages with only the months on them.  If that doesn't show true understanding and appreciation of the original books; nothing does.)Now to address all the (IMHO) stupid, whinny, cliche, uber-teen angst one star complaints.  People...It's just a story...It's not real...These folks don't really exist.  I think some of you are just a bit too tightly wound around these "make believe characters" to understand that parody of them is not sacrilegious.  You sound as if someone was desecrating a sacred text, not poking fun (with love) of a novel.  Loosen up a bit before you blow a gasket.