Review: #mandomania just rocked my Kindle!
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 30, 2014
Well…she’s gone and done it. Author Delia Steele gave Mando her own book. *shakes head* I don’t know if the world is ready for this much f*ckmazingness! Can our Kindles handle the #mandomania held within its pages? In Mando’s own words, “Strap on your seatbelt, b*tches, and get ready for one hell of a ride.”"You may think you know me, but rest assured, you do not know me."If you read Trailer Park Princess (Switching Tracks Series, Book 1), there’s no way you’ve forgotten Amandolette Riaz and her unfiltered, polluted mouth. *If you haven’t read it, you definitely need to remedy that because it’s great!* In High Class Harlot, we get to see a deeper side of Mando—her struggles, her loves, her losses, her breaking points. She isn’t just the rich, sassy fashionista we knew her to be in TPP. There’s so much more going on behind that thrashing tongue than anyone is aware of, including her those closest to her. Will you love her, or will you hate her? Will you pity her, or will you blame her?HCH picks up where TPP left off. Rory’s married to Rome, and they have a new baby, R.J. They’ve moved to Atlanta where Rory runs The Diner 2 and Rome has opened his own garage. Toby and Ashley are in ATL as well, popping out babies left and right. Clay followed Rome to Atlanta and works with him at the garage. And Mando is…"I have searched my entire life trying to find myself, but in my heart, I think I’m designed to be lost."Secrets. It’s Mando’s secrets that keep her from setting her life on the right course. It’s Mando’s secrets holding her back from true happiness. It’s Mando’s secrets that are threatening to destroy her. We’ve witnessed the fight in her more than once. Question is: Does she have enough?“Can your Mandoconda come out to play?”This just wouldn’t be a Mando book without some crazy reference to the substantial…delights Clay is packing in his pants. (Again, you gotta read TPP!) And speaking of Clay’s manmeat… Mando and Clay will set your Kindle on FIRE!“I dare you to break this crotch!”See what I mean?! Warning to the prudish: THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU! Eyes and panties may melt from the vulgarity in this book. *eyes turn devilish* But it’s a whole helluva lot of fun!"Clay is such a beautiful creature."Oh-so-gorgeous, oh-so-sweet, and oh-so-well-endowed… That’s the Clay we all know and love. And you can’t help but love him. He may not be sex on a stick like Rome or a hot-ass football star like Toby, but he’s still #hotstuff, and he can sling that sex-saber like a Master. (That’s right, Rory; I’m a Star Wars fan, too!) His devotion, his heart, and his patience make him perfect for handling Mando’s bite, fight, and flight nature. But how much can he take? Will Mando push him too far?“And tell that little sh*thole if he doesn’t pull those pants up, I am going to take my double barrel, stick it right up his a$$hole, and…”Folks, meet two new characters: Gran and Chico. I guess Gran isn’t technically new since we were told in TPP that she lived in the same trailer park as Rory, leading to the creation of #TeamSparkleforce, but we don’t really get to meet her until HCH. And Gran is a force to be reckoned with. Her mouth and libido rival Mando’s, and she’s not afraid to break out the shotgun when necessary. I can tell you before you ever get started reading that Gran is going to become one of your favorite characters from this series. Chico, on the other hand, should come with a gag reflex warning label. His rekindled friendship with Mando is not condoned by anyone, but she keeps him around because he facilitates her walks on the wild side. She feels free with him. But will Mando let it go too far? Will Chico become her point of no return?“All the fancy sh*t in this world couldn’t hide the disgust I have inside me…for myself and for you.”The girl’s got daddy issues! In fact, a lot of the turmoil that leads to Mando’s downward spiral is a direct result of her father’s scoundrel ways. She lets what should be his shame devour her sparkle and leave her empty inside. She worries her loved ones won’t accept her once they realize the lie she’s been living, the secret she’s been keeping, all because of him. She hides the dark truth at the risk of smothering her light forever."#reembracethesparkle"This book is about Mando’s struggle to find herself. It’s some heavy stuff that brings her to that crucial junction in her life, and it’s up to her to decide which track she’s going to take.Once again, Delia Steele has taken real-life struggles and turned them into an endearing story that will hit close to home for more than just one reader. With High Class Harlot, she proves that even the loudest character can be stifled by her demons, even the toughest bitch may not be able to fight alone. We all have to make choices, and those choices set the course of our lives. I’m elated Ms. Steele chose to give Mando her own book, and I can’t wait to see where she takes us from here in the Switching Tracks Series! #iwantmore