Review: sexy and funny
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 03 10, 2014
3.5 starsLoki Renard is a new author for me.  I almost wrote this erotic-spanking-romance off as one for the guys in the opening when I came across language like "nice rack" and "butthole"... not to mention how very quickly the first sex scene took place (and where)-  crass, crass, crass.  And the witticism was a bit much... one of those authors in love with her own words and sense of humor and not enough restraint is what I open thinking.  Typically, I find too much humor tends to completely desexualize a story.But I kinda got over it.  Primarily because flaming red-haired Lara Ashcroft was a total femme hottie, lol.  I appreciated that the author made her serious and intriguing and didn't ruin her with juvenile humor.  Moreover, the hot, bitchy boss thang is one of my utter and complete weaknesses, I admit. ;)  ... and appeased I was upon finding a female pic depicting this author... so maybe she's just a sassy, dirty-minded...  :PThis 102-page story follows a trouble-prone and smart alecky vice cop who gets spanked into shape by the sexy new chief (Lara) of police.  Jenny "Jerry" Schwartz isn't too receptive to the bossy new boss, but she is quickly claimed and on they go pissing each other off, inviting spanking after spanking and some deliciously sexy sex.Jerry is described as a boxer-wearing, short-haired, bratty butch-side dyke with a stocky build.  At 5'1" she isn't much of a challenge to her taller, icy-femme chief.  Being used to the lesfic genre, which has me used to 5'10", dark-haired butches and the little blondes they dominate, lol... this turn around in height made me laugh (in a good way!).  I mean, c'mon... that's more like real-life anyway, eh?? lol.  And it's the perfect visual when boss lady bends her little butch over her thighs like a petulant child... hilarious.  And sexy.  I don't know if I'm supposed to be laughing at all the spanking scenes... but they sure struck me as adorably funny.  It's not something I thought I liked... but I enjoyed it here very much.  Soft, loving stuff.And these characters actually felt queer, not fakeass porn star f/f... which is so typical of these straight/bi/male writers feeding "lesbian" to the straights (i.e., gay for pay).  Lara was just dreamy!!!- and her dedication to giving dopey Jerry her full attention and heart when Jerry barely deserved someone this hot just made me melt... it gave her color and depth... and the contrast was just plain fun.  Loved the dynamic between these two.  A perfect fit.Overall, this writer really won me over and the story turned out to be pretty cute and fun... and yes, sexy.  An actual relationship even ensued.  I was pleased to find this writer has a few more lez-themed choices among her mostly m/f collection.  If Renard's other f/f stuff is as lez-plausible as this, and not too wacky, with a sizzling hot femme lead... I'm likely to be a new fan.  :)Love the cover!