Review: Hot Fireman Jamie left me cold...
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 08 20, 2013
Ya, that was awful! So I knew I didn't like BDSM books and it was very clear that's what this was going to be...why did I buy it? Because I read the least favorable review and it said 50 Shades was a better book. I could barely make it through the first three chapters of 50 Shades it was so poorly written, so I figured if that was the reviewers baseline, this might be a pretty good book. I had read Aftershocks and I liked the characters, so even though I knew it was moving into BDSM, I figured good story, hot fireman, maybe it will work. Nope!I didn't even feel like these were the same characters from the novella. Big, hot, macho Jamie was the most neurotic Dom there probably ever was...okay I don't know, but jeez, for someone who was sooo into being a Dom he sure freaked over every little thing. Seriously, what guy hasn't accidentally hit a girls gag reflex during a blow job, it happens. It's not like he was holding her head and forcing himself down her throat, but jeezaloo he sure acted like it. Every time his churlish wife seemed slightly upset he was falling all over himself...who was the real Dom in this relationship?Then there is bitchy, complaining, whiny Erica. This girl and I would never be friends. These two were supposed to have been married five years at this point. Granted they got married under the worst circumstances, her getting pregnant, and they didn't really know each other...but five years?! These two walk on egg shells around each other. They have never attempted to have an adult conversation and work anything out.The sex scenes were awful. Yeah, I don't like BDSM, but it wasn't even titillating. A woman is left alone, blindfolded, laying across a coffee table with a butt plug in that gives a nice little vibe zap once in awhile, and I'm not supposed to crack up?!I do appreciate the ending disclaimer by the author...don't try this at home. Awesome!