Review: "Nothing Takes Amazon Down"..............
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 05 20, 2013
This author wrote a dark, humorous, scary story of the world being taken over by a virus plague....This is not your typical "zombie eat you brains" story..It's more of a satire on how nothing takes the "Amazon Company" down..Even in the middle of a horrific, bloody world disaster, we can still rely on them to deliver our "smiling happy boxes" straight to our door on time...In the middle of a "Junk Virus", named, because it started with fish and chicken bites from fast food chains, that haved now showed that they are slowly killing us off...As long as you stay in your house you will not get infected, but you still have to survive..."Thank Goodness" for this company where you can find and purchase every single need in the world...To make sure your deliveries arrive on time they have now trained they workers to multi-task, become miltary, weapon carrying, and hand to hand combat..Please don't forget to give them a 5 star service customer review, because 4 stars will get them demerits against their evalutions..."OMG" we can't afford to have any of them fired now.....But the real question is who has really taken over the world now... The Amazon Company or the virus infected, rabid people..I was laughing while trying to write this review, so if there are any typos please forgive me.........