Review: Hot Cop Says Whaaaaaat?
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 04 20, 2013
Ginger steals some money from her drug-guzzling ho of a mom and takes her teen sister, Willa, to Chicago for a fresh start. Ginger's new neighbor is alpha-hole police dude, Derek, he of the sexxay potty mouth.Because he's a cop, and she's now a thief, she doesn't want to get too close to him, but that dirty-talking potty mouth...how's a girl to resist? Well, okay, and the badge. Badges are pretty sexxay, too. Can't resist that. Oh, and he might have a big ween. And that dirty talk!!! I cannot stress this enough, and I believe it may come up in conversation AGAIN, so don't get your hearing aid in a twist--this IS my review, yanno.I mean, dude says stuff like, "I want you underneath me in bed. I want to be buried inside you so deep that I have to remind you of your own name. And I want those mother ****ers leering at you from the other side of the bar to smell me on you for a week afterward." Ummm...okay. I mean, if he really wants to, I don't want to be rude and turn him down or anything. Hell, I can't remember anything any more, so adding my name to the list is no biggie.And then there's, "I've got an hour before I need to be back at the station. I'll have ****ed you three different ways by then." Ummm...if you add a fourth way, you got yourself a deal, Derek. And all this is occurring at only 25 percent into the book. I'm not sure I'll be able to handle it, but I will do my best for God and country.Or how about, "The difference is, you don't want any of those men to **** you. But you want me to **** you very badly. Don't you, Ginger?" Ummm...okay. I totally forgot my name was Ginger (I'm just going with it, and so should you. BE THE GINGER. Remember that the payoff is even more dirty talk.)Unbeknownst to Ginger, Derek has been checking her out with the use of his handy-dandy police database and knows her story, but he doesn't let her know because he's afraid she'll bolt, and he's really kinda liking her. I mean, would you say this to someone you weren't interested in: "The longer it takes me to get between your thighs, the rougher I'm going to be when I finally get there. Understand?" Ummm, no...no, I did not understand that, so you'd better repeat it to me at least three more times.This is a well-written story. We get some angsty teen moments with Willa. We get to see Ginger in her vulnerable moments when she questions her parenting skills. There's a little bit of drama when Ginger decides to return the money to her mother. And there's more of this: "I already decided tonight wasn't going to happen before I came in here. Otherwise, I'd be pounding a Big O (my words--evidently Amazon wants me to try to keep this review clean) out of you right now." At 34 percent of the book! We have 66 more percents of dirty talk to go. I DIE.Derek can be really, really overbearing--making Ginger leave in the middle of her shift at the bar after a scary incident--what if she got fired, Derek?! She is taking care of her sister, man! How will she do that if she has no job?! Luckily Derek pacifies me later with, "Ginger (Pssst! Remember--BE THE GINGER), someday soon, I'm going to put you here in this exact position and **** you over and over again to make up for this." Yayy! Aural sex for everyone!Seriously good shiz. Go buy that ear vacuum that you see on late night infomercials because you do NOT want to miss one word this guy says.