Review: Way Out Of Here, but to where, and how?
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 04 19, 2013
I had won fifty million dollars in the lottery.I bought everything I wanted. I went everywhere I wanted.But, something was missing.One night, unable to sleep, I got out of bed , trying not to rouse the whole house.I nodded off on the couch and woke up to someone calling my name."Nolan!"No one is here but me. Am I hearing things? Dreaming?I laughed as Adam described the actions the voice took to make him do as it said.I was over the toilet, trying to pee, when my shirt moved.The voice was coming from my navel. You heard me, my navel!"My name is Gordon Delanolan and I live in your navel."As we talked, it told me it knew what I needed.As I felt sorry for myself, the voice said, "Nolan, don't go all pussy on me now.........I'll shove a tampon up your a** if you don't stop it right now, you hear me."5 STARS - Would Buy It For Them (lol)I love the cover and the title is appropriate. The font is excellent, giving a foreshadow of things to come. This is a short story that grabbed me in its clutches and took me somewhere I wouldn't have thought of going. All I could do is hang on for the ride.The writing is excellent. The story is told with wit and humor.  What happens is pretty creepy and I couldn't help but laugh out loud as I tried to picture the events as they unfolded.Shades of Twilight zone, but more sophisticated and creepier.A twist, another twist and a killer ending.Books like these make me wonder where the ideas come from? What warped and twisted mind could create such a situation? LOL Ask Adam Light and his brother, Evan Light. And they have more for you to be creeped out by, so be sure to check out the author links below.I picked up this book on a free day from Amazon. Thank you Adam Light.Way Out Of Here