Review: You have got to be kidding.
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 02 21, 2014
Just from reading the sample it became clear that this author cannot possibly be fluent in English. I thought, no, the rest of the book can't be as poorly written as the description... but I was wrong. Oh, so wrong. Since when is semi-literacy forgiven just because sex is thrown into the mix? I've read plenty of erotica by highly skilled authors who obviously know their craft and hire competent editors to produce a stellar product.That is not the case here.Observe:"At the time, Honey worked part time at the diner with the twins, Vanity and Unique, who was old heads of the strip club. She had a couple of regulars that she slept with. There were at least a hundred guys wanting her, but she was scared to catch any STD's.Honey walked into the master bedroom. She rubbed baby oil all over her, sprayed and put on her pink thong. Her phone ranged as she was putting on her shirt."Need I say more? And that's just on the first page!Also, the image of a stripper covering herself in honey on stage is kind of repulsive. That stuff is sticky! By the time her show was finished, she would have every piece of dust, lint, and dirt she came in contact with stuck to her body. Yum! Yum!Oh, and one other thing - the cover looks pretty good from a distance, but when you look at it up close, that model's butt looks nasty! Lumpy, rough-skinned, and you can see every single stretch mark. A competent cover artist would have made a few simple touch-ups to soften the image and make it look sexy.Anyway, I must go, because my phone just ranged. Time to rub baby oil all over my and put on a spray-on thong.