Review: I would return it if I could.....
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 04 10, 2013
It took me a week to finish...that says more than enough.Terrible, terrible, BORING, terrible... This book made me angry, that's how boring it was.It was painfully obvious that the author was trying entirely too hard to be funny...  Just stop it. I got a few laughs from some of the lines, but too much of a good thing is possible! *sidenote: It was done slightly better in book 1.After awhile I started skipping page after page after page of nonsense dialogue....and the description of s*** I don't care about- the cupcakes, the kitchen, Evy running at the end in the rain, Megan talking to herself, etc....*spoilers?*It starts out projecting this idea that the situation Dean is in is SO hopeless, that it came off as odd when everything was finally resolved quickly and painlessly. Megan was also... just gross. Ick. I was half expecting her to lure Dean in by acting not so vile and him taking her up on the offer to have sex one last time. Trust me, this book NEEDED actual drama like that, not boring crap out of Dynasty.The relationship wasn't believable, and I think that's because the time that Evy & Dean spent is just glossed over and mentioned in passing-- "remember eating Chinese on the couch"? type of things...-- I didn't buy their relationship for a minute and Dean wasn't really the hot leading man-type either. He's easily forgettable.I absolutely hated this book.