Review: The Day I Washed My Face in the Toilet. Brenda Kearns
Rating: 5 out of 5
Date: 06 1, 2014
Edward (10; Dementia Boy; Stealth Boy; Mr. Anal; Diarrhea King), Monica (14; Barfing Queen), Shelley (sister; well endowed; Fashion Goddess), & their mom (pediatric gastroenterology nurse), were going to England to Aunt Gay (64) huge English Catholic wedding (292 guests). Their Grandma Flo (77) was going to pick them up at the airport. Edward was quite the hyper-active kid, he loved to make paper cows. He also liked to run around naked. Grandma everyone said needed to be in a rest home. When they all arrived, got settled & looked out the window she was peeing on her bushes. Instead of playing bridge with her elderly lady friends they were now into making wine.Why were Grandma Flo, Monica, Edward & Shelly spying on Aunt Gay?Who will be their tour guide when they go to London? How will Aunt Gay’s & Hubert’s (Uncle) wedding turn out? Will Grandma Flo be put in a nursing home?A very awesome book cover, great font & writing style. A very well written English humor family type written book. It was very easy to read/follow from start/finish & never a dull moment. No grammar errors, repetitive or out of line sequence sentences. Lots of exciting scenarios, with several twists/turns & a great set of unique characters to keep track of. This could also make great comedy movie, animated cartoon, or mini TV series. There is no doubt in my mind this is a very easy rating of 5 stars.Thank you for the free book (Story Cartel)Tony Parsons MSW (Washburn)