Review: Can't believe I paid for this
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 05 3, 2012
I gave this two stars only because I couldn't admit that I was taken in by this.  I couldn't possibly spoil this book for anyone.After one page I was thinking. "I hope this was a freebie."  After 5 pages I was thinking. "Okay this is a joke on the reader right!" At 30 percent of the book I was sure I was nuts to have bought this thing. But it gets better, I continued to read it to the half way mark before I said this is just to much for me. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid, I know, but sometimes it hard to admit you were taken for a ride.I mean we're in Bloodsuck Tx, with Rock Fangsworthy who is of course a vampire. Has an ex girl friend, named Buffi Van Pelt a werewolf. They have half-breed twin were/vamp pups, named Ivan and Vlad.  He has a current girl friend named, (what else) Chastity Feelsgood and is being chased by an inept vampire hunter name Billy Bob Bobson.  I mean what could be a better waste of any sane persons time.I am speculating here, but it seems each chapter is written by a different 12 year old hormonal girl and the plot gets cheesier by the minute.  They throw in every bad chique known to mankind and it goes on and on.Please, Please, Please save your money and buy something 5x as expensive.  I am doing you a huge favor here,  Believe me.