Review: gag me
Rating: 1 out of 5
Date: 05 12, 2014
i tried with this bowser.  i really did, and to give it its due, the characters are likeable, but the lead character, becky, must want to strangle the author for making her repeat the same tedious litany at least once a page... i'm so attracted to him, i want to feel his lips on mine, but he's engaged to be married and he'd never want me, i'm fat....over and over, ad nauseum.  what makes her think big women aren't desirable? has she seem melissa mc carthy lately?  queen latifah?anyway, i hung in there until she called her vagina her "naughty bits" and then i gave up and wrote my own ending.the next time she saw reed, she got rip snorting drunk, tied his ass up, and rode him like a vespa.  the end.now to delete this rowf from my kindle and it really is the end.  you want fluffy mindless fun? go buy a janet evanovich stephanie plum book.  now that's fun cubed.