Review: Makes space exploration as exciting as doing your taxes
Rating: 2 out of 5
Date: 02 15, 2014
It takes a lot of work to make a story about exploring space as boring as this. The author spends more time describing the food the protagonist eats than the hero, the ships, aliens, women, or anything else. There isn't a single word describing the protagonist and whether he's tall or short, black or white, thin or overweight. The same goes for the ship, aliens, etc.Most of the women in the story are simply described as having huge breasts and nothing else. If you're lucky then he might state a hair color.They even meet an alien on Titan and the only thing the author describes about him is that his name is Fred!Meanwhile there are numerous descriptions of food, a repetitive description of him going through boring checks while getting into his space suit over and over. In fact I suspect he just cut and pasted those pages of the book.On top of this, the author has a terrible grasp of the English language and consistently gets wrong they're, their, or there as well as we're and were and more. Not a mistake, but consistent grammatical errors.The fact that there is virtually no story arc, the author chooses to describe the most boring aspects of the "adventure", and the supposed sex consists of him saying that the hero and a big breasted girl have sex with no other elaboration...well.. let's just say I don't think I'll be reading anything else from this author.