Review: It's a what???  A parody...well, why didn't you say so...What's a Parody???
Rating: 4 out of 5
Date: 07 28, 2013
Being highly enamored by romance, billionaires, Navy Seals and chocolate, I thought I was really onto something when I found this "true romance" book which had ALL my favorite things wrapped up into one neat little package.  Boy was I wrong...I mean really, a 10 pack abdomen...I'm not even sure that's possible, is it???  And I've never heard of a part time Navy Seal, not in any of the true romance stories I've read.  And a billionaire who can't make himself say the word millionaire...I don't know???  Gee, wouldn't he have had to have been a millionaire before he became a billionaire???  Gosh! It's all so confusing.  From the chocolate factory work, to the part-time terrorist assassin role, to the oversized man parts he sports, this Seal sounds almost too good to be true.  Oh yeah! and lets not forget about that all important billionaire tag, I mean, Geez...what could be more important to rounding out a true story, huh???What's that you say???  It's not true???  It's all a spoof!, A farce!, A PARODY of the myriad books about billionaire sex, or Navy Seal love or even chocolate for God's sake!!!  Okay then, just never you mind about my review...So what if I thought it was supposed to be serious; I mean honestly, it did seem too good to be true and all...This just really  isn't FAIR!!!