Adorably Useless
Adorable as this guy is, he’s totally useless. I am a 32H, and I cannot get him to stay in place. He’s Not long enough and there’s not enough “leg” on the top or bottom to really get a grip and hold him. I guess if you wore a super tight sports bra to bed he’d stay...but that kid of ruins the point, right? Since you’d be smooshing the girls together to get them to hold up a bear that’s supposed to keep them apart.
Rating: 1 stars