For those seeking more than feeble scruff
Cleanliness is close to godliness and this stuff will give you the beard of a god. Like Zeus or Poseidon, or one of those mythical beards of old. It smells amazing, so good in fact that those who get close enough to your magnificent locks of man hair shall fall deeply into a dream of essential oils for which there is no name except bliss. On a more serious note this stuff take the itch out of facial farming and makes you feel that much more spruced up on a night out on the town. Don't take my word for it.... try it for yourself and be elevated into the bearded pantheon.
Rating: 5 stars