I dare you to mess up my bathroom
This stuff is the effing bomb and I wish someone would come to my house and stain up my tub, I fukn DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to mess my tub up, and then I will just come flying out the closet with a bottle in each hand, and more bottles on a SuperSoftscrub belt that I wear when I feel like, and then I'll clean it up with a crappy brush from the dollar store, but you would think I was using some kind of scientifically engineered platinum steel wool, from the way the grime just gets its ass kicked clean down the drain and out of existence. And your jaw will frigging drop. Oh yes, your jaw will frigging drop.<br /><br />You should probably not wear black while using this. I'm not going to take a star off for that little detail, because I believe that with great power comes great responsibility. Also, it's a little watery sometimes and you have to shake the bottle pretty hard.
Rating: 5 stars