Excellent
Despite several bad reviews, I ordered this for us and it got here in time for my b-day lol.  The batteries go in upside-down in the egg, and I would recommend not using the batteries they send you, just buy name brand batteries.  It worked right away at the restaurant, I attached it to my belt loop and was in control of the wife's area for 5 hours before the batteries died.  Off and on and cycling through the pulsations was fun, and it worked from across the restaurant.  Her face got a little flushed after about 30 min. and some ppl were looking at us weird.  Probably thought we were on drugs.<br /><br />Things went so well, I talked the little woman into going to a strip club with me even though she never wants to.  She didn't really like the girls as much as I did, but it was enough to keep her there until I was ready to barhop and then finally do the deed at home.<br /><br />FYI, 5 hours with this thing and it was like little wifey turned into Bibi Jones when my purple headed warrior entered her love pudding.  Totally worth the money, and if it breaks tomorrow, it was still worth it.  Next time we go out to eat or to a movie, this little techhie toy may be cumming along.
Rating: 5 stars