Perfect cush for a big tush!
So, I'm a big guy, not tall-big, but more fluffy-big.  I don't sit all day at work, but when I do it can sometimes be for a couple of hours at a time to do stuff.  I've got a nice office chair...ergonomic supports and whatnot, but very little seat padding, so I was in the market for a cushion.  I've really wanted a Purple Bed (#3 King Sized if anyone is feeling charitable) after lying on it and falling asleep (whoops) at the Mattress Firm, so I though that could be a good match since I am not in a position to make a car payment for a bed.  I started cheap and ordered the &#34;simply&#34; cushion.  Well it simply did nothing for my big behind.  It felt nice to my coworker, who is about 130 pounds soaking wet, but alas one size does not fit all, even in chair cushions.  So I returned it and upgraded to the &#34;royal&#34; pillow.  Have you ever seen any fat royal people (at least recently)?  Exactly, so this cushion was obviously made for those of the average bum persuasion, as it didn't collapse completely under me, but enough that I felt as though I was on a beach towel on a stoney beach...  not pleasant.  Again, another more average sized coworker, loved it and said it was the most comfortable thing ever...  Whatever loser.  So I decided to return it and give Purple one more chance and ponied up the cashiola for the ULTIMATE SEAT CUSHION!!!!  It's like a wrestler, only soft and you sit on it.  So I just got it today, and I feel like friggin Goldilocks finally finding the bed that was just right.  It's big and heavy, just like me, and it was ready for this jelly.  I feel like I am sitting on a cloud, but one that happens to be in my office instead of the sky.  My chair is on wheels and I actually scooted across my office to get something off of a shelf because I was comfortable... NOT lazy, comfortable.  So to all of my bottom-heavy, or just heavy-heavy compadres out there,  this is for us!  We have been heard!  #fatbuttsmatter
Rating: 5 stars