Bad banana
This is a banana for all your needs. Unfortunately, it's no top banana. It's hard, ribbed and plastic. It unnecessarily bulges in the middle, but, at least, your banana will stay erect through the ordeal. Also sadly, it's one-size-fits-all--if you're a lover of small bananas, you're shit out of luck. Texas-size bananas are apparently not welcome either, as the tube has limited girth. Hope this helps. Thanks, George!
Rating: 3 stars