Vile pleasure
This really is the most vile concept in the world, but these things feel sooooooo good.  It's like scratching a very satisfying itch.  On a serious note, being the disgusting creature that I am, I produce an abnormally high amount of ear wax. Prior to be getting canned, I had spectacular insurance, and went to a ENT every 6 months to my ears irrigated out. Now, I have a crap marketplace insurance plan that covers jack f*cking sh*t, so cleaning away my vile shame has become more of a DIY project. So far, I've been able to avoid anymore impacted ear wax with these little suckers.  Bonus.  It comes from China, so you get a cool envelope with all sorts of cool looking sh*t on it.
Rating: 5 stars