Saved the day again, muscle replica!
Ever since a young age, I've been diagnosed with Erectile Disfunction (ED). I will often lay in my bed for hours, stroking my penis, begging my body for an erection. My wife, who married me when my penis was stronger than a mule horse, would quietly remain unsatisfied for weeks, months, and at times, years. One day, as I browsed Amazon, I found the cure to my problems. After adding this pound of muscle to my penis, I can more than satisfy my wife; I can literally impale her.<br /><br />I remember days when I would sit in a tree in my backyard and peer into the bedroom of my neighbor, a black man with a very respectable penis, who would plough his wife until she screamed the names of religions that did not exist yet. Now, it is he who stares at my crotch, lost in awe at what lies within.
Rating: 5 stars