Single Forever
I get knots under my shoulder blades that feel like fiery hell. All I want is for someone to press on them until they unfurl and release me from my misery. I was using a hardball that I would press into my back by leaning into the floor or wall, and it would work occasionally. More often though, it was like a tease of relief that would never come. The Backnobber II makes me realize that I don't need anyone else in my life. I can take care of myself. I used it everyday for a few weeks to break up knots, and I haven't had to use it recently because I haven't been feeling that clenching pain. So thanks for nothing friends and girlfriend. You'll all be sorry when I get my Lifenobber 3000 and take self-doing to the next level.
Rating: 5 stars