Great way to scare the rest of the fruit bowl
For years I've been leaving my bananas unprotected and left to their own devices.  Those days have come to an end, no more will my bananas run amuck and start mischief.  I have locked the entire bunch in their individual chastity belt prisons.  Sure my friends look at my fruit bowl strangely, then, upon a second glance the sheer genius of a hollowed out dildo jail takes hold.  They can't wait to start their own banana correctional institution.
Rating: 5 stars