This is bananas.
Dude, ok. So I basically like, never spend money on footcare because video games. Or Mexican food. Plus I don't like people touching my feet. This one place my friend tried to take me to had like, FISH in the foot water. Wat.<br /><br />So I was thinking to myself one day, Gosh I'd like to not sounds like skin velcro when I take off my socks, and I bet my husband (haha you're all like, SHE'S MARRIED?) would like to not be scraped at night on his tender dude legs. But I sure do hate scraping away at my feet like a failing lumberjack. I would really like a belt sander for my feet. A corded one. And then I closed my eyes, wished really hard and went to my internet...<br /><br />WELP.<br /><br />This thing totally works. Like, totally. I literally do not remember my feet feeling like this ever. It looked like it was snowing in my bathroom, but it WORKS. Powerful, no pain at all, it doesn't tickle and literally everything tickles me. It is a tiny foot belt sander. I didn't need to read any instructions, I just plugged it in and watched like, years of damage torn off my peds by a tiny blue tube of dead skin destruction. Buy it, it rules.
Rating: 5 stars