My Banana Has Never Felt Safer.
I bought a Banana Bunker due to the high rate of banana theft in my area. I had lost count of how many times my heart was broken by my lack of bananas due to my bananas being stolen. Enter the Banana Bunker. As soon as that lovely piece of yellowish translucent plastic showed up on my door-step, my life was forever changed. Before the Banana Bunker, I tried to hide my banana from the Banana Cartel in my crotch-pocket, which, after an hour or so, would render my banana an oozing, inedible mess. But not any more! With the Banana Bunker, my curved yellow precioussss is safe as houses down the front of my trousers! Thank you, Banana Bunker, for making my life worth living again.
Rating: 5 stars