Finally Something I can Believe In!!!
Up to this point in my life, nothing meant very much to me. I believed nothing. I mostly did nothing, too. I could see nothing wrong with this attitude, though.<br /><br />And Amazon, don't get me started about amazon. I WOULD probably be a big fan of amazon, except that I am always finding SOMETHING to buy. Believe me, I've spent many, many useless hours searching for nothing at all. All I've ever been able to find up to this point, was a whole lot of SOMETHINGS. Not only that, but I have spent hundreds, nay, thousands of dollars on this website purchasing things, things, and more things.<br /><br />What does it all mean? I wish I knew! It's so hard for me to express the depth of my feelings about nothing; my vocabulary is so limited that I have to use circumlocution to try to say what I mean. I mean nothing is worth all this. And more. Nothing could make me happier. Than Nihilist Mints, that is. Finally something that is basically nothing. Something I can believe in, because it is nothing at all really. No taste, no calories, no color; nothing!<br /><br />This may seem ironic, but, that's OK, because irony is the basis of everything. Everything that I have experienced so far, that is. And apparently, it is the basis of nothing, too. This really pleases me. There is nothing that I feel stronger about. Well, except maybe apathy. Thank-you, amazon, for offering Nihilist Mints, a (no)thing I can really believe in!
Rating: 5 stars