I aim to earn an Emmy and/or Oscar for best documentary from this project and Revlon Emeryl will be ...
After I began filing my nails with the new Revlon, I realized that I need order in my life. I purchased a file cabinet and filed my income tax. I filled emptiness in my mouth by getting a tooth filling. And most importantly, I never failed to save all the remnants of my nails that I collect when I'm done filing my nails. I keep finger nails powder in one bag and toe nails in another. Eventually, when I collect at least a pound of nail powder, I plan to conduct a full scientific research to see what use the powder could possibly have for the advancement of science. Hopefully I will get a grant from the National Science Foundation for my research and, in due time, win a Noble Prize. But in the mean time, as the project is ongoing, I aim to earn an Emmy and/or Oscar for best documentary from this project and Revlon Emeryl will be the main star in the show.
Rating: 5 stars