Like a hit of a security-blanket-bong.
I don't even have to buy it to know that if I did it would instantly and fundamentally transform my life. How do I know?<br /><br />It's Obama!!! What's not to love?<br /><br />And here he is, all man and manhood, stroking off like the great, American, Choom Gang-leading water-your-lawn-with-his-man-juice God that he is.<br /><br />Can life be any more secure than having and holding this totem of security and light and wisdom and virility? I submit to you that it cannot.<br /><br />If I had any money after the Obama-years economy, I would definitely buy one. But to quote The Stranger, &#34;It's good knowin' he's out there ... takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.&#34;<br /><br />Stroke on, BO. Stroke on.
Rating: 5 stars