A Magnificent Beast
As soon as I opened the package and saw it I gave it the name "Magnificant Beast".  It's probably a bit big for my partner to use for actual penetration but it's still a lot of fun to use and even funner to just whip out randomly and wiggle in the air for random unsuspecting house guests to marvel at.  I might put googly eyes on it and dress it in some doll clothes to display on my mantle.  It truly is a magnificant beast.
Rating: 5 stars