Get out your Rubik’s cube cause the 80’s is back
This is the great taste you remember back in the day. Open one up, and bam! Your transported back to Saturday night, 1987, midnight, watching Headbangers Ball wondering if your so cool, why aren’t you at that party everyone was talking about all week at school. You start to get a little upset.<br />Until you take another drink of your ONYS and are immediately reminded why you stayed home to watch MtV with your cousin who’s a shut-in. Because your going places with your life. All you need is MtV and ONYS, two things that will never change, always be there for you, and you could bet on that.<br />Fast forward 25 years. MtV doesn’t even mention music, ever. And after a brief hiatus, your fav drink is back.<br />It’s Saturday night again. Midnight. Your now 50. Wife. Kids. Dogs. A horse. Yet, your home alone. You know eventually your wife and kids will find their way back from whatever nightmare they’re creating for you. You swore earlier you saw your neighbor steal your car, and vaguely remember, your dog as well. As for the horse. You assume Uber is expanding and rollin old school. Honestly, the only thing you care about is a cold ONYS lemon n lime cause once that first drink is taken, your cranking that stereo to 11, lighting a Bic in the air, and partying like it’s 1987 again.
Rating: 5 stars