I never ordered - or received - this product... but by golly, it's the greatest!
I tried it on my clothes... and it was superbly sublime!  I tried it on my onion rings... and it made me remember where I put my car keys!  I tried it on my cat... and he recited the famous Tom Joad speech in Steinbeck's "Grapes of Wrath!"  In Japanese!  And he had never spoken Japanese before!  This stuff is the best!
Rating: 5 stars