Foot "Massager":  For Masochists Only
Holy Hades!  Childbirth was more pleasant and I went through it with no pain meds and had a 10 pounder.  I have an incredibly high tolerance for pain (ask my chiropractor) but this thing downright HURT.  The &#34;massaging&#34; knobs felt like sharp plastic chunks trying to gouge a hole in my feet.  I didn't realize how badly they hurt until the compression kicked in, cut off the circulation to my feet and forced my poor little piggies down onto the relentless &#34;massaging&#34; knobs.  I thought maybe I was being just a little wimpy, so I asked my boyfriend to try it.  He thought it was &#34;pretty nice&#34;.  Until the compression kicked in and he yelled out &#34;MOTHER @#*$@!&#34; and tried to curl up into a fetal position on the couch with the massager from hell gripped to his feet like a 4 year old holding on to the candy counter in a grocery store.  If you want to make it even more excruciating, turn the heat on so your feet can sweat while they're being tortured.  I'm fairly certain these could be utilized to get spies to reveal all they know.  If you are looking for a relaxing foot massage at the end of the day, do not buy this.  Unless you're a masochist and are into that kind of thing.  As soon as I can find a printer to print out a return label, this is being sent back.  I just wish I didn't have to pay return shipping costs.  What a waste of money.  I may need someone to drive me to the UPS drop-off point because my feet no longer function normally.
Rating: 1 stars