Super Sucker!
Works great, but use as directed!<br /><br />I’m an oily monster with giant pores.  It’s sad, but true.  I decided to finally try out a face vacuum and see if it did anything for me.  It did, it really did!  But I have learned I need to follow directions.<br /><br />The first time I used it, I was a bit skeptical and thinking it might work like those nose peel strips, you know, where it pulls up the gunk so it’s sticking out all over and your nose looks like a hedgehog?  Yeah, that.  So I casually reviewed the instructions, set them aside, and went to town sucking face.<br /><br />Real talk, I was going to post some gunk pics, but they were just too funky.  But trust me when I say I ended up with about half a pea sized pile of nose goo.  It wasn’t pretty, but it was pretty satisfying.  Also a bit horrifying- that was in my face?!  Gross.<br /><br />It worked so well that I decided to try it out again the next day.  This is where I should have read the directions, which clearly state that you shouldn’t really do that.  The vacuum worked, it sucked out some more blackheads, but not nearly as much as before, hallelujah.  Buuuuut.  My nose felt a little sting afterwards, like it was lightly sunburned.  I figured no big deal, it will go away.  It did go away, but you know when you get a little sunburned your skin gets rough and then peeely?  Yeah, that happened.  I got a bit of flaky-nose.<br /><br />To be clear, this was MY FAULT, I should have followed instructions!  So I’m just saying, when you get this, you should follow the instructions, okay?  Learn from my mistake.  I also gave myself a little accidental face hickey, because I didn’t pay attention when the instructions say to keep moving.  Lesson learned, no more flaky nose or face hickeys!<br /><br />I found the best way to clean the cones is with a qtip to get the gunk, and some rubbing alcohol for an all over wipe down.<br /><br />This little machine really sucks, no pun intended, and it does a great job.  The price is very reasonable, and as of now, there’s a discount you can click on, so it’s even more value for money, woot!  I really like this, and I’ve already recommended it to my friend.<br /><br />Bottom Line - two gunk-free thumbs up, read the directions, recommend buy
Rating: 5 stars