If You're Going To Buy Penis-Shaped Soap, This Is the Penis-Shaped Soap You Want.
This is a hilarious product. I left one on each seat at a dinner party. You think I'm kidding; I assure you I am not. In a nice twist, the soap is actually nice, and if it really grosses you out (or tempts you too much, even though it's &#34;for external use only&#34;), you can cut it up into pieces. Which is oddly satisfying. Not that I have issues. Nobody said that.
Rating: 5 stars