It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.... Nerdwax review!!!
This poindexter's pine tar is not the mcguffin of four eye fusion.... But it delays a very small, very irritating, and forever unceasing fact of nerd life.... Gravity sucks, almost as much as Star Wars Episode 1!!! I've utilized this spectacle stickum for a few days now. For context, I'm a barber and hobbyist dart thrower; and in both, obsessing about my glasses falling down is a massive minute by minute speed bump in life. This is not High IQ nose glue, and this will not completely defeat the incessant fight with gravity; it's more like chapstick for Mensa Initiates!! It lasts anywhere between 3 and 5 hours with a liberal dab on the notepads; we are talking about an application reminiscent to Jabba The Hut's slime trail, not making them look like Ray Stantz circa Ghostbusters 2. Your eyewear is secured with the integrity of a Macgyver invention; meaning they can still slide but this buys you precious time between adjustments. Yes, you still need to apply the same amount of focus in application as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack or you'll wince while losing precious minutes scrubbing your lenses clean, but it's worth it!! The fact that I haven't readjusted my glasses once since I started writing this review hasn't been lost on me; I've spent that time nerding out on ways of shoehorning nerdiness into this review! It's not perfect but it works well enough that I'll carry it as edc!!! Like Bixby Snyder says in Robocop, "I'd buy that for a dollar"!!! In this case it's $10 but you get the point!!
Rating: 4 stars