Was this birthday cake flavored with pickles, dandelion leaves, and feet?
I want to start by saying that 1.)  I was not paid for this review, and 2.)  I love protein bars.<br /><br />I love them.<br /><br />I love oatmeal.  I love peanut butter.  I love "chocolate" flavor (even if tastes like chalk).  I love raisin.  I keep protein bars in my purse at all times.  I will eat any protein bar placed in front of me ... until I tried Robert Irvine's Birthday Cake protein bar.<br /><br />Without a doubt, this is the worst protein bar that I have ever eaten in my life.  The smell put me off immediately.  After recovering from the first whiff, I tried to place it, and I came up with dandelion leaves, sweat socks, or vinegar, all covered in a sweetness from the rather tasty icing (the icing is pretty good).  "What's the harm?"  I asked myself, and I took a bite anyway, and regretted it immediately.  as all I tasted were the aforementioned sweat socks, vinegar, and dandelion leaves.<br /><br />These bars might be good for me.  They might save my life some day, too.  As long as I have alternatives, however, these things will never see the inside of my purse or gym back again.<br /><br />Two stars for nutritional value and the ability to serve as a door stop.<br /><br />***And an ? for what part of this review is marked as sensitive.
Rating: 2 stars