Works a little too well
I didn't believe that this would do anything. I don't even need to lose weight. I got it just for kicks. It looked interesting, so I wore it continuously for a few weeks. I noticed something not quite right when I woke in the morning and I took off the blankets and I started floating up. I didn't fly straight up, but it was like a slightly deflated helium balloon. I put on some heavy boots to keep me down. I initially thought it was a dream. But, when I went to work and had a reasonably normal day with boots on, I realized that the earrings had made me lighter than air. I now go around wearing heavy boots, bracelets and heavy jackets. I've now stopped wearing the earrings, so I don't get any lighter and float off in to space.
Rating: 3 stars