So.. um.. Ya... This happened...
For Valentines Day, my wife got me a couple of these FBombs.. because, ya know.. I'm on a Keto/Adkins high fat - no carb diet.  Wait - no I'm not.<br />Pour this into your coffee!  It'll give you energy!!  Ok... I pour it into my coffee.<br />10:00am: I drink the oil-coffee and enjoy the twist of pure coconut oil and palm oil in my bullet proof Folgers original.  Not bad.<br />10:30.. I get down to the last ounce or so and notice.. something is not feeling quite right in the ole tummy.. gurgle-pop-groaaan..  Hmm...<br />11 o'clock.. I'm beginning to hear sounds that remind me of one of those soundboard downloads from the late 90's of struggling bowels.  Nothing like what my body had produced before.<br />Noon.. time for lunch.  I go the safe route and get a burger from my local pub and have a tea.  Nothing crazy, cuz I have no idea whats going on.  I get 3/4 done with my burger and it hits me...  I'm about to crap my pants.<br />(I am not a public pooper, so I'm in a real pinch here).  I flag down the waitress like I'm trying to get the attention of the traffic helicopter.. pay my bill.. and hightail it back to work.  It's still public, but it's WAY better than erupting at the bar.<br />12:53pm.. it begins..  I'll skip the details, but lets just say it was like a slip n' slide party back there for the next 6 hours.<br />7:00pm.. It's still not over.<br />11:00pm.. party's still raging.<br />5:00am.. the majority of party goers have left the building, but we're still making some crazy sounds.<br />4:00PM the NEXT DAY.. the aftershocks are still prevalent.  I'm sure I'll survive... but @#$%&$# #$&&!!!<br />Be careful folks... this stuff is.... EFFECTIVE....<br />This is NOT for casual use.<br />This IS a great gift idea for someone you hate.<br />I'm positive it serves the purpose for folks that are on lo-carb / high fat diets.. but for the rest of us... Don't do it, man!<br />As for my wife... I'm sure she (wait there's another grumble below!) I'm sure she feels bad, but I'm also sure shes been laughing her @$$ at all this.
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