REMOVES TONSIL DEMONS!!!
[[VIDEOID:6c293614676ad26568b2ef7b64562fdb]] I can't stand knowing I have tonsil demons existing in my throat rent free. Eviction is mandatory. My usual method of tonsil demon removal is taking the butt of my toothbrush to coax them out where they inevitably travel to the back of my throat where I try my best to fish them out whilst they fiercely fight back by triggering my gag reflex, which often results in them being, well......ingested. I know. YUCK. The thought makes my stomach turn but I'm just being honest. However, this God send of a device totally solves that problem!<br /><br />Long story short, if you have surface level tonsil demons that aren't too deeply embedded all you have to do is point and suck. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. However, if you're blessed with thicc cavernous tonsils like me, you may still have to use a toothbrush butt or tonsil stone tool in order to coax the demon out enough to suction it out. I've tried sticking the vacuum tube to the entrance of the cavern to suck them out to no avail. Still, this device has made it so much easier for me to get them out once I get them close to the entrance of the cavern. Proof is in the pic. It's really effing gross but I wanted to show people this device actually works instead of just taking a pic of the product. Full disclosure: I suctioned out 2 large and 2 small tonsil demons in less than 2 minutes thanks to this device. Since 3 of the cowards tried to hide in the vacuum tube, I removed the tube and rinsed it out promptly sending them down the river Styx and back to Hades where they belong. However, the largest one was big enough to clog the end of the vacuum tube so I was able to set the corpse aside for you to behold. Apologies for the pic guys. Consider watching a cat or dog video after reading this review to escape the awful imagery you've witnessed here. Happy tonsil demon removal!
Rating: 5 stars