A+ white elephant gift
I gave this to a friend of mine for a company gift-exchange of $20 or less.<br /><br />While this may not be acceptable in most workplaces, everyone burst out laughing when reading through the Chinese instructions only to learn that I had, in fact, given my male co-worker a Purple vibrating egg.<br /><br />The head of our HR department, who laughed as hard as anyone, loved the gesture so much that she decided to place me on an extended paid-leave!<br /><br />Now not only did I make my whole office laugh but I get paid for not going to work.<br /><br />In summation:<br />1.) Buy Chinese sex toy<br />2.) Gift sex toy to co-worker while at work<br />3.) Get paid NOT to go in to work<br />4.) Profit!
Rating: 5 stars