The keys don't fold into the handle, so they're gonna stab everything.
Sure, it has a wide handle with a nice ergonomic shape, but without the ability to fold the keys into the large space inside the handle, what's the point? The key teeth will rip through purse linings, poke your thigh from the inside of your pants pocket, or scrape little bloody lines into your chest, if you were to wear it on a lanyard or ball-joint necklace or something.<br /><br />There IS a horizontal hole in the handle, if you turn it sideways to look at why the frack the keys can't fold into the handle, despite there being plenty of room. So it's plausible to run a necklace-like-thing thru that hole and wear your keys around your neck. But, if you were going to do that anyway, just put the keys on the necklace directly. There are much better "wing nut" shaped silicone key-head covers that will give the weak of grip more, well, grip. Without being so tremendously difficult to set up and switch out.<br /><br />Plus, this product is intended for those with low dexterity, to HELP them hold small objects, right? So why is it designed so that, to put the keys into the holder, you have to crank a tiny handle to unscrew the central metal screw-threaded rod, causing you to immediately drop other side's tiny hexagonal nut, which you didn't notice earlier, that really SHOULD have been glued into place - like, why leave that thing loose?? AND THEN you have to hold each of your keys, to be inserted, verrryyyy carefully, in the upper part of the handle. And continue to hold the other side's nut in place - at least they designed the plastic handle to have a correctly-sized hexagonal hole to HOLD the nut, at that spot! - while trying to poke the threaded rod thru the tiny holes in the tops of your keys, and then also successfully thru the tiny holes in the top of this key-holder??? Or, my favorite silly maneuver, hold the handle sideways, resting the nut in its little cut-out with gravity's help, feeling like you've finally figured out the correct way to use this mysterious object. And THEN, you immediately miss with the threaded rod, shoving the nut out of its cut-out and back onto the floor. Where you just picked it up from. :P If someone needs their ego deflated or brought down a peg, seriously, buy them this thing as a gag gift, and watch them curse your birth.<br /><br />So once you've placed all the keys into their slots, is that it? Have you succeeded against this formidable puzzle? Not at all! You have to go through this rigamarole every time you want to change a key! And what about if you want to USE a key? Ho-ho! Well! You've fallen right into its trap! Because if you want to make just ONE key stick out forward, and the others not in its way? Ya know, to place it into a lock? You have to unscrew the central rod, juuuust a teeny bit, to decrease the pressure of the plastic sides on each key, making them all fall limp and perfectly lined up. Now! NOW, you have to pick one, and hold it between your fingers, to point it straight forward so you can actually poke it into a lock, and THEN, you have to RE-tighten the little crank! And hope you don't drop the tiny nut on the backside again! And if you have to use two keys in quick succession? As in the situation of having a storm door locked, and a solid door behind it? Then you have to REPEAT that process! Just... why. Did nobody stress-test this design? This is nearly useless, even for someone WITH good hand strength!<br /><br />That's my second complaint - someone with really good fine motor control like myself struggled to get this thing set up. Someone with weak hands trying to buy this thing for themselves would have a much harder time. And not every person with disabilities has access to an able-bodied person who can do the difficult things for them! That's important to keep in mind when designing accessibility products.<br /><br />The only reason I didn't give this product one star is because the metal bits are actually very well machined, and it turns very nicely. Perhaps it can find new life as a fidget toy for a middle schooler, to spin the crank back and forth. I sure won't be giving this to my grandmother to try to struggle with, with her arthritic hands! :/
Rating: 2 stars