Very hard to choke down
This is one of the least-edible things I’ve ever put in my mouth, and I occasionally perform in a circus hanging from trapeze by my teeth.<br /><br />On the “White Chocolate Cookie” flavor I got, a description reads “high protein bar with an artificially flavored cookie topping,” which I object to, because asphalt seems pretty natural to me.<br /><br />Inside lurks a wax-Teflon hybrid which would make a great mouth guard for MMA purposes if you had a one-ton press to mold it into the proper shape.<br /><br />I have a few enemies out there, so the remainder of these will make great stocking stuffers for them!
Rating: 1 stars