I Think Billionaire Is A Bit Of A Stretch...
Eh..eh...ehmmm, may I start by saying...<br />These suck.<br /><br />Hear me out! And come with me and you'll see a world of puuuurely objective opinions.<br /><br />I will start by saying that I have never tried hemp wraps before; I have only ever used tobacco leaf wraps. What I will say to start is this is quite similar to tobacco wraps and I completely understand why there is another option on the market. But even with this, I feel like this particular falls flat in what makes wraps so sought after.<br /><br />1. There's no gosh darn flavor!<br />I clearly didn't heed the warnings in the comments about these being bland. And bland doesn't even cut it because these are criminally minimalistic in everyday possible. And some of the smells I can't even begin to understand how they arrived at that scent for that "flavor". In example, OJK is usually a kush-esque smelling wrap or a completely plain wrap (in my world of wraps). It smells like off brand fruit snacks someone's eating in the other room with the door cracked and tastes like rolling papers. Yes, there is a significant difference between rolling papers and blunt wraps. Come for me, I don't care, It's the truth. Also, every single one, as you can see in the photo, has been opened to find one with flavor. The answer is none, but the grape and blueberry ones do actually smell like they should. Don't taste like anything...but do smell like stuff. Which, I guess, is something. But I literally don't know what some of these flavors should be, js.<br /><br />2. Do I look like Spiderman? Am I able to secrete a sticky substance from areas that don't make sense, so I can keep my shotty, little blunts together? No. No, cuz I'm Dr. Batman and I don't even have blunt glue on tap on my utility belt. Crazy right? These have little to no stickiness, which is important in blunt wrapping. Just saying, I ain't a miracle worker and I though I do wrap decent blunts...I need help, okay? Batman needs help keeping their blunts together cuz it's either not enough or one lick too much with these.<br />I am a flawed person asking you to see me, not judge me.<br /><br />Pluses tho...<br />1. Doesn't rip easy<br />2. Doesn't taste super chemically<br />3. Is a little harsh, but not as harsh as some other wraps I've tried<br />4. Decently priced<br /><br />Wrap it up cuz this has been waaay too long? OK, so these are not great and also not good. These are BASIC asf. If you like basic, you are valid in your own right, but I can't understand your life choices. All that aside, I think these would work for people who like a little hint of something, but mostly want to smoke to get the job done. These will get the job done and I think that's the most accurate and sensible thing I can say without digging too deep into myself to find the "right" words. Am I being too harsh? That's relative. You don't read Batman for nice. You read Dr. Batman for real. Mwah.
Rating: 2 stars