Life-Altering
I never imagined that I'd ever be able to afford a bidet, but here we are.<br />I'd like to thank God, who made this possible. I'd like to thank my mother, who raised me with enough class to desire the cleanest of bottoms only obtainable by a bidet. Do not knock it until you try it. 5 out of 5 stars and a guarantee that your bathroom break is 10x longer/more satisfying.<br /><br />Keep my bidet's name out your *&^@*% mouth!
Rating: 5 stars