Best TP ever! Believe me, I'm really smart. A genius even.
Best toilet paper ever! I'm really smart, I know everything there is to know about toilet paper. Believe me. People tell me, they say, "I can't believe you know so much about toilet paper, you know more than the pros do". Maybe I should have become a toilet paper expert, idk. What I will say is that there's nothing like wiping my puckered bumhole with Trump's hideous face. If anyone deserves to be covered in poo, it's him. If only we could collectively flush him down the toilet, life would be great again. HA! Get it?? Ok. Oh wait, we CAN do that...in November! Let's #MAGA...by flushing Trump down the toilet!!!
Rating: 5 stars