Screaming won't solve Flatness, but this Jar will help you cope.
So here is the deal: I am not Japanese, this Screaming Jar is- so I don't know whether to fault the Japanese for not building a Jar powerful enough to muffle my powerful American screams, or just come to grips with the fact I am so powerful that there is nothing that can silence me. It's the ol' unstoppable force meeting immovable object conundrum. That being said- this sits on my desk in my office and is used daily. I lined it with toilet paper to assist in the silencing properties. I deal with several people who I can describe with several words, but the best one to summarize their being is: Flat. No undulation, angle, depth, meaning, competence or purpose. Yet they have a job. They are post-tortoises: In a position which no one can discern how they got there (nor can they) and they have no means of doing anything, moving or affecting their own or anyone else's meaning in life. I cannot tell them they are incompetent, because in today's workplace- that is considered bullying. So I shall scream, like the Apache War cries of old- into this jar.<br />So 4-stars is where this rating falls. I don't get complaints at work, but I am pretty sure people know I am screaming into a jar.
Rating: 4 stars