With great beard, comes great responsibility.  Use caution and set limits when giving The Beard what it wants!  Start here...
The lady in my life really appreciates my new found knowledge of beard cultivation that I was able to achieve with these fine products.  The beard is happy as well.  His twitter account has more followers than Kim Ks.  Accept there is no beard, there is only a Beast.....and there is no woman...I am so alone!!!!!  (Sorry, The Beard reached down a took over the typing.  I was barely able to wrestle the keyboard away from him.  But now I am exhausted and must nap)
Rating: 5 stars