3 Enthusiastic thumbs up!!!
These Special MoxyCut toenail clippers redefine fun while leaving the spelling unchanged.  The aerodynamic design cuts through the air and your toenail with a grace unmatched by lesser quality, higher drag models.  I'm pretty sure these are American, possibly German engineered marvels.  Probably both.  All I can say is, do yourself and your loved ones a favor and buy these modern science marvels, then stow them away in a breakable container for an emergency.  Then buy another pair that you can use, but keep them in a more useful place, like in the kitchen or in your desk at work.  I gave it 4 stars because 5 seems a bit of a stretch, even for amazing toenail clipping devices such as these. Would recommend.
Rating: 4 stars