Or just eat it right there on the spot like the human garbage you are
I got a lot of weird looks at the market buying a 2 dollar baguette and putting it in an 18 dollar bag.  Honestly, just put it in literally any other bag, or the free bag they give you with the baguette.  Or just carry the baguette home in your hand.  Or just eat it right there on the spot like the human garbage you are.  I'll judge you less for that than carrying your baguette baby away in an 18 dollar baguette bag, you wasteful scum.  Use your money better, don't buy an 18 dollar baguette bag.  Literally donate 18 dollars to your local homeless shelter instead of buying this useless 18 dollar replacement for the free bag they give you with your bread.
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