Girls just want Prison Mike earrings
When Cyndi Lauper sang “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”, she obviously never had a pair of Prison Mike earrings. Mostly because it was the 80’s and The Office did not exist then. These earrings are so great! Where do I begin? First of all, ya representin’ the baddest SOB that’s ever existed. Just by wearing these earrings, you will be asserting dominance over everyone else. No one will want to fight you. ESPECIALLY the Dementors. Second of all, they make great for conversation. Have social anxiety? Nervous on a first date? Don’t know what to discuss? Don’t discourage! Your Prison Mike earrings will be the highlight of it all. And finally, they look amazing! Need I say more? So quit lookin’ at the reviews and just buy a pair already! Or 2! Or 3! My name is Sarah and I approve this message.
Rating: 5 stars