Says it all
Hung this on the front door.  I've been looking for a sign like this forever.  I call it an unwelcome sign, and it expresses my feelings towards any and all people who show up uninvited, especially solicitors and peddlers of various religions.  I've got a baby and a dog, and only the dog takes decent naps.  If you don't have an Amazon package, pizza, or check for $10 million, just go away.  Please.
Rating: 5 stars