Great Clock With More Configuration Options Than I Realized
I really like this. That should be enough to convince you. No? Well it does a great job of being orange, and counting seconds. One thing I actually really did like was the number of options. I didn't realize that it could be configured to such a degree. I mean, seriously, who would have thought it talks in Russian using Putin's voice!?? No one, because he doesn't do that. What it does do is keep time. I've got mine configured to display 24 hour time because I like to pretend in an Army POL specialist. I also have it periodically switch over to the date. Be careful though, I hadn't realized it was Indicating the date, trusted that it sad in fact 26 o'clock, and if not for my quick thinking and handsome chiseled features that chicks dig, I would have inadvertently had eggs for dinner!! I thought it was morning!!! The other feature I have configured is the hourly beep, which I imagine in my head is Putin saying things to me to elevate my self image. Lastly, and this wasn't intentional, but I think Putin voice likes it. During the day, everything displays a I've described in great detail above. However, everytime I wake up at my 2 1/2 hour intervals so I can go out to the kitchen and enjoy my bananas and bacon bits, the clock isn't displaying the time or the date. Instead, all the tubes, in an impressively precise synchronized manner, repeatedly count... Count... I don't know if they count up or count down, but the count. Much to my relief on the first night this occurred, I was not, nor were any of my family members slapped in the lips at the 0 mark, a custom I'm certain my family shared with many of you. I think there may be another configuration option, but in an effort to avoid being struck in the lips, or anyone in my family beyond strick in the lips, I've elected to not explore what is likely an emotionally, as well as physically painful option.<br /><br />One note of warning. I highly recommend that you avoid using the clock as an tool to drive nails or discipline children/ elderly, unless absolutely necessary.<br /><br />One other thing, and this is a serious salivating salmon one. Because I hold my breath a lot for fun, I don't remember if the clock included a micro USB power cable or not. I want to say yes, but as mother reminds me, it's never about what I want and I should shutup. Whether or not it iss included is largely irrelevant, but only if you're an American, such as myself. As an American, whatever cord is included will automatically be deemed insufficient in length, quality, or sheen. If you're one of the  Not-Normal Americans and don't have the ability to develop an justification of the cords inadequacy, you still should Now Hear This. You are forgetting that those who don't justify inadequacis like the cool kids are stricken with a 99.992% probability of having a child (or childs) living with you, and said aforementioned child is of smartphone bearing age. Consequently your cord that you believe you have will have been already annexed by the child(s) power those things they "need". Don't look around at all of us, you dogs this to yourselves. You created these Entitled-ians because your weak!<br /><br />Any hoo, my point is this: you're likely not any more clever or appealing to chicks than I am, so you'll probably make this mistake too. I did a few weeks of research, and was able to determine that there are actually special, magical Micro USB cables, and then there are normal poor people Micro USB cables. The latter, well... Let's just say that when you jam that unkempt plug into the eagerly awaiting hole, things you're not expecting will begin happening. Based on the fact that you're expecting it to work, the most significant and fantastic unexpected behavior is that it doesn't turn on. I don't know about you, but I almost had a grabber (heart attack) because of how startled I was because it didn't turn on. Some other poor people cords cause the tubes to flash in a (seemingly) random pattern. I was overjoyed with glee when I used my intelligence to discover that these weren't random at all. I confirmed through a battery of repetition and was able to duplicate the result every one of the 435 tests I conducted. The flashing was in fact the precise flashing intensity, duration, cycle, and other stuff to instanty cause my 87 year old neighbor, Shillington, to experience a full on, ants in his pants type of wiggle, black out seizure!! I asked if he was cool with me testing the phenomenon, and he never said "No"!<br /><br />Any Hoover, you should find one of these magical Micro USB cords and once you have it, you never let go..... Never... Otherwise, you'll probably realize the tubes are meant to do things and glow. I figured it out, so I'm sure you will too.
Rating: 5 stars