WTF… THIS THING IS OUT OF CONTROL
I’m not even sure what to say…  I ordered this towel as a bacon “mop” and suddenly realized that it was better suited as a cape for my superhero outfit…. As I flew around the neighborhood I soon realized it was absorbing all of the grease from the neighbors cooking endeavors. It was like moth to a flame the grease was sucked off like hot lava from a volcano. I slid home on my  makeshift  “bacon slide”, not first or second base but all the way home. Buy this product, save someone from athersclerocisis….. or buy some paper towel.
Rating: 3 stars