Scent trail of angels!
So.... We have a P.O. Box.  I grabbed my mail and as I walked out through the lobby the people waiting in line turned almost at once toward me. I'm pretty good looking so it wasn't a first time event... But not on a day like today when I'm in tattered beach shorts and sweaty n snarly from humidity and responsibilities.<br /><br />"It's her... Wow she smells GREAT!"<br /><br />Hmmm. They were not eyeing me... They were sniffing me.  Technically they were scenting all up on my MAIL. My Soap Shack delivery!<br /><br />I was literally stopped by questions when everyone inhaled and asked almost in unison what it was they were smelling.  Using the finest manners available to a sweaty snarly USMail customer, I didn't blurt out "definitely ain't my hygiene hahaha!" and courteously provided "it's my Amazon delivery from Soap Shack".  (But I mumbled the last word).<br /><br />Now... I live in a small town. I'm not about to go all stupid and give up my secrets. I intend to remain the finest smelling citizen here.  I ignored their pleas "whah? where you get it from? how much? tell US!" And shuffled my snarly self quickly out and home to shower with my secret soap!<br /><br />If a hometown peep stumbles upon this review and orders their own supply... Then so be it. I hope they keep their trap shut so there's only 2 of us in town rocking the scent trail of angels.<br /><br />For now... It's only me!  But hmmm a worry presents itself: what will happen if I'm all soap smelling AND dressed up looking fine out on the town minus responsibilities with enough cash for cocktails?  I'm in danger of getting mobbed like Brittany Spears!<br /><br />Yessh.  I think i might need to Amazon order a personal guard.  Are there coupons for them?<br /><br />PRODUCT SPECIFICS:<br />Scent: see above. If that doesn't convince you... You are officially a moron and should not buy this.<br />MOISTURIZER PROPERTIES:. Not 5 star, but a healthy 4.<br />LONGEVITY:  Stinky people will chase you for at least 3 hours.  Possibly longer.<br />COST:. Competitive prices to peers but outperforms in ways that count. Buy it!<br />GEOGRAPHY:. I live in northern Michigan.  If you do too... Please ignore and continue on with your favorite discount granny scrub bar.
Rating: 5 stars