Damaged Product Wadded Up In My Mailbox
Would have been a cool picture but USPS employs mouth-breathing knuckle draggers with almost enough brains to have a thought but not quite enough to read the bolded, black-n-white, all-caps 'DO NOT BEND' emblazoned across the envelope.  It's Alaska.  We expect to receive anything at all only about 50% of the time as it is.
Rating: 2 stars