This was more awesome than getting my wanker bit by a donkey!
It comes in an envelope with a nice card so you bloodsucking evil girlfriend/boyfriend won't notice.  Even after they have sucked the life out of you, you somehow feel obligated to give that succubus a gift and this is the perfect one.<br /><br />Personally, I'd suggest a steak knife to stab through their heart, but if you are a bit more tolerant than me, a gift card will do.
Rating: 5 stars