Purple
I figured that most of my money goes to shopping on Amazon without even a conscience thought, it's like I'm actually "on" Amazon!!! Woh... But then I had a great idea.... Instead of keeping my money in my bank account and then so unrelentingly inefficiently, waisting Amazons precious time by making them process a bank transaction, that instead I would just put my money directly into Amazon gift card credit and make Amazon my only choice for all my lifes needs. Isn't that smart?... Of me.....ok I did it by accident just that one time.... But it did come in handy when I would have blown that money on drugs and the casino... But when my driveshaft just flew apart on me, I had the money on Amazon (or as I like to call them.. Amazingonazon) or not.... And ordered a new driveshaft... Yup, from you guessed it.... Amazononnoingrongadingdong....
Rating: 5 stars