This was the greatest gift card ever
I opened the outer package and was presented with a sleek black box and red bow. Upon opening the inner card box, I saw a white light. I was not scared as it was a sort of comforting, beckoning light. In the background, I thought I heard angels singing. Once I realized I was still on earth and not entering heaven like I thought for a second, I saw the beautiful and mesmerizing gift card. This is truly the greatest gift card I have ever purchased. Then I gave it to my child's gym for their "mandatory" fundraising. As far as I'm concerned, they can shove this card up their A$$.  And the light and angels? I hope they emanate from their butts. Why can't they just charge me more tuition so I don't have to deal with this?
Rating: 5 stars