This has to stop
Let's be honest, if you're buying a subway gift card for someone it means either one of two things-<br /><br /> A. You hate that person.<br /><br />Or<br /><br /> B. You've never actually eaten at a Subway.<br /><br />The last one is forgivable, but if you expect me to believe that a $25 subway gift card is a good gift, and that you yourself genuinely believe that Subway is a place where someone can actually eat a meal, well... then I think we need to have a little talk.<br /><br />Listen, I GET IT. You were touched by your neighbor in his pool shed and your mother never hugged you. Not once.<br /><br />It's O-KAY.<br /><br />But this is not the way to do things my friend. There is therapy and medicine. You can talk to professionals about your deep-seated issues with mommy and why you can't get off without wearing pool floaties, and you can get BETTER. But buying a gift card to Subway, in what I can only assume is some passive aggressive plea for attention is not an appropriate way of dealing with your feelings.<br /><br />Do you really think that tricking innocent people into eating soggy vegetables, dry meats and anything but fresh condiments is going to help? Do you enjoy the look on their face, the utter despair when they unwrap your fiendish gift? No, I cannot believe you would willingly buy such a monstrous gift- nay- curse!<br /><br />So please, let us help you. For your sake and ours.
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