My best compelled review...
Amazon emailed me (see image) practically demanding that I review this product, because my "opinion matters!"<br /><br />So as long as you're finding this opinion of mine so important as to read it, I can tell you that this product did exactly as expected, reload funds to my amazon gift card balance, which I then spent like I'd stolen them.<br /><br />I actually used it because it was less of a hassle to use a one-time debit card I received for my teen's contact lens purchase as a rebate to reload the exact amount on the card to my Amazon gift card balance, and then spend that balance a little at a time, than to try and find a combination of purchases including tax which would equal the balance of the rebate card exactly to the penny.<br /><br />So this "product" accomplished my little rebate card laundering task perfectly. Sadly, I wasn't able to multiply my money as a result, and they didn't send me a pot of gold, like the leprechaun reload service promised me, nor another ten point four million dollurs like my friend the prince of Nigeria claimed, plus if I had spent the money on buying stock index shares, I could've lost it in the recent market crashes instead, so perhaps this wasn't the best or least method of moving money around, but I still have lucky charms in my pantry and toilet paper in my bathroom cabinets, so there's that, and they can't take that away from you, unless you don't pay your property taxes.<br /><br />I particularly enjoyed rating this reload from one to five stars on "comfort". I of course, had to give it five stars, because it's like a puffy cloud on an otherwise clear summer's day, where from afar it looks soft and pure, but if you'd ever walked through one, as on a mountain-top, or the wing of a biplane, you'd realize it's actually more like a wet sneeze.<br /><br />My cats enjoyed it. After all, they prefer tight fits (evidence in attached photo), as opposed to fit tights, which they have more of a tendency to rip to nylon shreds, as they've never been de-clawed, despite their status as ragdolls.<br /><br />If you're wondering why there are multiple copies of the same book on the top shelf of the image, and some of them say "Not for Resale" on the spine, that's because I'm the author and those are first editions as well as proof copies.<br /><br />Which is where we come full circle, because once "reloaded" onto my Amazon gift card balance, I spent the money on author's copies of my books from Amazon, some of which remain on that shelf, and others of which I signed and shipped to the fans who won my launch contest.<br /><br />And you thought this whole thing didn't have an actual point, like a #2 pencil which has been stored in a jar at the SAT testing center for anyone to wield, but it did, like a rapier which has been used to stab the court wit.
Rating: 5 stars