Life Changer
I was once like you.  A comb's a comb a comb.  Sometimes they hand out combs for free at the barber after a bad haircut.  Until I was gifted this at a bachelor party, and it changed my whole perspective. Somehow, you didn't think the 30 seconds of your life each day could be so much more.  Perfectly space teeth, hole grip (don't even talk to me until you've tried it), light and looks cool.  $15 / 30 seconds x 365 days x lifetime = the best deal per sensual stroke than anything else available for purchase (on amazon that is)
Rating: 5 stars