Patience is key, Lads
So I'm a bit of a hairy lad. No shame, just means I've got to do a bit more work. This means that normally cleaning out the basement is an hour or so job. I've got to schedule my whole day around it. So I tried this here balm... and it's not bad. First time through, it didn't get everything, so I'll probably want to go back later in the day, but again, easy to do. I cleared away most of the clutter beforehand, and I think that helps a lot. The smell isn't great, and it lingers, but there are ways to remedy that, so don't go through this five minutes before you and the missus pair the ports. NOTA BENE from one lad to another, when it says do not wash with soap and water, it very much means this. I suspect many of the burns seen here are as a result of this. I know it's the soap and not the balmy boi because it was only in the pouch of my attack sack, where I suspect I didn't quite get all of the boi off, and not the rest of it. No worries. Just a little dime/nickel-sized burn, not too painful. The calmy boi is a MUST to reduce the undesired effect of chemically-cooked testicle. The burn wasn't too bad, just required some cold water to wash off the soap and a quick apply of the calmy boi. I'll probably have to reapply throughout the day, but, again, not a big deal. Still better than risking calling the sharks to feed with an accidentally slippery blade. It's not perfect, Lads, but if you have patience, it'll do what you ask.
Rating: 4 stars