Dear amazon, please release the fabled 6th star
We’ve loved this product since I first definitively answered the question that has plagued mankind since we left our caves and moved into condos: does a bear %#^* in the woods? Ask me how I know the answer. It gets a man clean, it keeps of the stank, and there’s no sticky residue or nasty ingredients.  You’ve tried the rest, now try the best.
Rating: 5 stars