Smells Mad Funky
This gets zero stars.  It smells disgusting.  I thought it would smell good because I have a delicious-smelling cucumber melon body spray, but the cream is nasty.  It smells funky like mothballs and floor cleaner.  The reason why it’s so cheap, 3 for $22, is because it smells horrible.  Don’t waste your money on this stuff like I did.
Rating: 1 stars