PLEASE use this with extreme caution - chaos will ensue
First off, I'm a guy, so when I was given this I obviously thought no way am I wearing this silliness.  But on a dare I did, and that's when the magic happened.  I'm 4'3&#34;  320lbs, and usually people don't look at me.  Well, they still kind of didn't, but it's as if a magnet to the cosmos and all humanity was embedded on my lips.  Out of nowhere, while on my way to work, strangers on the streets here in Brooklyn just came up to me as though from a Bogart movie, dipped me dramatically, and locked their lips on mine in a long, slow, wet and passionate kiss.  Shocked at first, I saw the happiness it brought them and though &#34;this is my service to society, to bring happiness through kissing&#34;.  2 hours later I was exhausted and finally at work.  But it unfortunately didn't stop.  First my peers and colleagues, then my boss, then the head of HR and CEO.  It created chaos, and I was fired, and there are pending questions around sexual harassment.<br /><br />PLEASE, if you use this, use cautiously.  This needs to be heavily regulated.  Maybe we drop pallets of it in warzones as away to end all war?
Rating: 5 stars