This product would be much better if it worked.
When I was in college roughly 100 million years ago I used to buy Abby's Song of Life Comfrey Goldenseal salve. We called it &#34;the magic green stuff.&#34; It would heal dry, cracked skin in, like, five minutes. Apparently Abby's Song of Life went extinct along with the Stegosaurus and Hammer pants, because I can't find it anywhere. This salve is magical, too, but it's more like Magic 8 Ball magic. Rubbing your hands with twenty-two one-dollar bills would - quite literally - be just as effective as using this stuff. Unless you like having really, really greasy hands, I guess. You're better off spending seven bucks on some O'Keefe's; then you'd have $15 left to buy a latte to drink while writing snarky - but accurate - Amazon product reviews.
Rating: 1 stars