Are you a terrorist in search of a new torture technique? LOOK NO FURTHER!
This stuff could be used as a torture device in interrogations...after using it on my chest, stomach, shoulders, and groin, it feels as though I have been laying in the summer sun ALL day. Imagine bright red sunburn with bubbly skin, as though you've gotten sun poisoning. I spot tested it and everything seemed fine. I was so incredibly wrong. Rinsing in the shower really just made it burn even worse, even with seemingly FREEZING cold water. The &#34;Calm Balm&#34; was almost like squirting lemon juice into a fresh, open wound. Even a whole hour after using it, while having a fan blowing cold air on me from outside, it STILL feels like one of the worst sunburns I've ever experienced. Worst part is, I don't even have slightly sensitive skin... Only after using nearly half a tube of Neosporin did the pain begin to subside. However I now look like a giant, shiny, &#34;sexy&#34; red lobster. And I want to scream like a lobster does in a pot of boiling water. I now know their pain. I used the product exactly as directed...using the sticks, waiting ten minutes, and then using the exfoliating glove, which itself caused extreme discomfort while &#34;lightly buffing&#34; the skin (imagine taking 100 grit sandpaper to a sunburn). In fact I think the exfoliating glove is what started all of the pain. I figured &#34;Hell, I'm a manly man, BUFF THROUGH THE PAIN!!!&#34; But holy balls it was like trying to use a hairdryer to put out a forest fire.<br /><br />In closing, this product is AWFUL, and I want to jump into the nearest frozen lake I can find, in hopes of dying of hypothermia & drowning, because that would be less uncomfortable than these tubes of terrorist cream. To angry wives/girlfriends, this would be PERFECT if your man has been cheating on you and you seek revenge. Otherwise between that, and the previously mentioned terrorist torture techniques, I truly see NO market for this product. Any review that states otherwise is clearly written by a terrorist or angered girlfriend/wife.<br /><br />I plan to contact the manufacturer for a full refund. This is crap.
Rating: 1 stars