Now the world can be your urinal, too
It is the most liberating tool any woman can have.  No longer are we required to find a hiding place behind the bushes, or feel jealousy toward our male counterparts.  No longer must we cower in fear of our bare behinds being seen by some passing intruder!  No longer must one fuss with an uncomfortable costume at a festival, or miserably crouch over a disgusting porta potty!  It takes a bit of practice, but it is possibly one of the important invention created for women since the disposable maxipad.  Hail the inventor!
Rating: 5 stars