MNPB Gave My Vagina A New life!
I'd been using MNPB for months and let me tell ya, my sex life was NEVER better!<br /><br />Each night I would slap some of this snatch staining salve on and hit the club. While the rest of my bloated lush body got sweaty and lackluster throwing back drinks and grinding up against a cloud of Axe body sprayed men to the latest MyCy jam, my vajay stayed as pink and fresh (from a distance) as ever. Each night I'd take at least one new guy home with me, and dude, the free drinks did. not. stop. That was the most fun 9-months of my life!<br /><br />Only complaint: I could never tell if I was on my period or not, and turns out I was pregnant the whole time. Bummer. But don't worry betches, this story has a happy ending... little Baby Gaga was delivered in the club's bathroom by a super muscular bouncer (and, yes, my new common law husband) Brad-the-Dad. Can you believe that was already his nickname?!? Kinda perfect....
Rating: 5 stars