You should see my well groomed nostrils, truly magnificent.
Like most dudes, I've been using the typical $10 electric models found at the local Walgreen's type establishments, ever since the 30's brought me more nose, ear and eyebrow hairs.  Those things never quite did the job, and would inevitably cease to work after a years worth of boogers clog them up.  No longer.  I've taken the power back, and enlisted the help of this premium, self-powered nose hair trimmer.  It works like a charm, is easy to clean, and my nose has never looked niftier.  No longer will I look like a party favor when I sneeze, my sneezes now are like the songs of angles.  I recommend.
Rating: 5 stars