A Hairy Hostage Situation
Listen up here, you pasty white Penelopes, because I'm about to learn you a thing or two here about the Mrs. Incredible hairbands. I purchased these rubber death traps because they had good reviews and I'm too lazy to go to the store. Little did I know these stretchy mother truckers literally contain the same DNA as Stretch Armstrong. I'm sure this excessive elastic tangle trap is excellent for lucky individuals who have luxurious thick hair. However, for the ladies like me who have Wednesday Adams hair- it is a suicide note for fragile, pathetic, stick-like hair. I put my hair up and started the quest of wrapping it around my rats nest hair wad. This bungee jumping rope wrapped around my hairy clump NINE times. WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THAT?! What hairband and wrap around someone's hair nine times?! None the less, I finished hog tying my hair and left it for the day. Now I'm trying to relax- I reach for my bird nest and start to pull on the band only to realize it wasn't going to budge. THIS HAS NOW BECOME A HOSTAGE SITUATION. I'm tugging and pulling and crying like a little baby. I need to do something before I go bald! I finally grab a knife and have to mass murder the 9 layers of rubber to free my pathetic hair.<br /><br />So yeah...unless you have amazing thick hair this hair band probably won't work for you. Save yourself the sobbing and go to Walgreens.
Rating: 3 stars