Changed from 4 to 3 while writing the review.
So, I compulsively went through a bunch of the amazon options and read a ton of reviews and this is the one I ended up gambling with.  It's soft, it protects the sunlight well, it hasn't bled or anything even with perspiration-inducing conditions, and the smell was nice and not overwhelming though it went away in a day or two.  The con - it hurts the top of my ears!  Like, cuts into them so i find myself waking and adjusting it up.  For such a simple thing you'd think a product existed that'd stay on the face block light and not cut the ears.. thats all I ask.  These do all of them but cut into where the ears are fixed, but not so bad you can't accommodate for it by pulling the strap higher.  I guess.  Idk, writing this I knocked it down from 4 to 3, just because given the price you can get slightly less soft and maybe a little less light blocking products for a heck of a lot cheaper.  So there you go.
Rating: 3 stars