He wanted to be a father...
A friend's wife purchased the Cuchini Camel Toe Pad (Misc.) and asked him to apply it for her.  I guess he should have read the directions.  Don't let the same thing that happened to him happen to you.  All I can tell you is that the adhesive side goes on the swimsuit - not the person.  He wanted to be a father, but now everything is sealed shut, and that sucker is never coming off.
Rating: 3 stars