(the megaknight drops the tea)
Megaknight: fuck, well there it goes (he gets up from the table and leaves the restaurant, they were in a restaurant lol)
(as the megaknight was slowly walking to his home but a bush moves a bit as he sees it)
Megaknight: huh? (he decides to approach the bush but just then he sees a very fast small shadow dashing away from it)
Megaknight: what the hell was that? (he smashes the bush but just to find nothing, except a green piece of some clothe, the megaknight stares at it for a bit)
Megaknight: eh whatever, probably some goblin messing with stuf-
(when he turns around there she was the bandit)
Megaknight: oh shit (he starts sweating a bit) what do you want??
(the bandit clearly didn't have good intentions with him, they were actually kind of very veryyyyyy bad)
Bandit: there you are, megaknight...
Megaknight: AH SHIT (he tries to re compose) wh- what the hell do you want??
Bandit: oh trying to act like though shit don't you? 
Megaknight: no- (he blushes) though shi? - what??? NO not at all, listen bandit why are you so hostile?
Bandit: i wanna rob you :P
Megaknight: well i don't really have anything valuable with me right no-
Bandit: what about that necklace?
Megaknight: (he touches it a bit with one of the spikes of his metal gloves) this? oh well someone gifted this to me a while ago, but im not letting you have it
Bandit: oh really? (backing down a bit) then... (dashes) WHO'S STOPPING ME?
Megaknigh: OH FUCK (the megaknight tries to jump but instead he grabs the bandit while she was dashing)
Bandit: wuh- (she blushes a lot) what the fuck you think you are doing?
Megaknight: eh? (he looks at her) oh! i grabbed you, well who's the smaller one now?
Bandit: (she blushes a ton now) shu-shut the actual fuck up megaknight and drop me..
Megaknight: what's wrong now bandit? you're submissive so that's why you're all shy??
Bandit: (she blushes even more) WH-WHAT THE FUCK???
Megaknight: look at you, you aren't even like dangerous or anything you look cute blushing up all like that
Bandit: (she's blushing a lot her face is literally almost red) SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP MEGAKNIGHT THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY STOP CALLING ME LIKE THAT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ANYTIME YOU ASSHOLE
Megaknight: woah woah calm down you look like a literal tomatoe blushing and pissed off like that, why are you even like letting it affect you???
Bandit: (still with her face red) shut the fuck up hot shit and drop ME FUCKING FOR A FINAL TIME, STOP BEING A DICK 
((oh yeah btw i forgot to mention but you can use insults and all that because it's funny, actually you have to))