Text: We have humbly petitioned the poo-bahs at Netscape Corp. to include Slate in the Inbox Direct feature of their own new browser, Netscape Alligator 4.0 (we think it's called).
Entailment: We asked the poo-bahs at Netscape to include Slate in their browser.
Contradiction: We begged the poo-bahs at Netscape to not include Slate in their browser.