Text: The only bright spot is Steve Zahn, who could be the offspring of Michael J. Fox and Crispin Glover if they'd mated on the set of Back to the Future (1985).
Entailment: The only interesting person is Steve Zahn, who has characteristics reminiscent of Fox and Glover.
Contradiction: Steve Zahn is nothing like Michael J. Fox or Crispin Glover.