Text: A small, furry, ultra-observant Dutchman in a big black hat is funny if he's not Peter Stuyvesant, who, were he alive today, would probably stick with the Republican Party, but could perhaps become funny if a Jewish squirrel bit him on the ass.
Entailment: Peter Stuyvesant is no longer alive.
Contradiction: Peter Stuyvesant is a Democrat and is still alive.