Text: Eventually you get home, carrying no bags, wearing some clothes you can add to your own collection as souvenirs of your most recent stay--ready, of course, to offer them to your next houseguests in exchange for theirs.
Entailment: If you hang on to the clothes you exchanged on your visit, you can later swap them with your own guests.
Contradiction: You'll get home, buried under luggage, but naked as the day God made you.