Text: These are both worthy goals, and that's what I admire about News Quiz  that the Weideman mockers and the Showtime mockers can respect each other and work together to mock various members of the Bush family, the anti-missile system, and maybe some kind of monkey--that's why the anti-missile system doesn't work, see, because of his crazy antics, and then Gov.
Entailment: Both of these goals are definitely worthy.
Contradiction: Neither of these are worthy goals.