Package: karentify
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MuCh cLeArEr:!!!karen@localhost:~$head-1lipsum.txt|fold|karentify--aCtInG-OuTLoReM IpSuM DoLoR SiT AmEt, CoNsEtEtUr sAdIpScInG ElItR, sEd dIaM NoNuMy eIrMoD!!![nervous eye twitching]!!!tEmPoR InViDuNt uT LaBoRe eT DoLoRe mAgNa aLiQuYaM ErAt, SeD DiAm vOlUpTuA. aT V!!!eRo eOs eT AcCuSaM Et jUsTo dUo dOlOrEs eT Ea rEbUm. StEt cLiTa kAsD GuBeRgReN!!!nO SeA TaKiMaTa sAnCtUs eSt lOrEm iPsUm dOlOr sIt aMeT!!!karen@localhost:~$My cOdE CoMmEnTs nEeD To sHoW ThE ImPoRtAnCe oF ThE AlGoRiThM!!!kArEnTiFy iS FuLlY Vi cOmPaTiBlE.  JuSt vIsUaLlY MaRk yOuR CoDe, ThEn pIpE It!!!
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AnD GrEaTeSt dEvElOpMeNtS, yOu cAn gEt kArEnTiFy dIrEcTlY FrOm gItHuB:!!!https://github.com/dickerdackel/karentifybUgS!!!BuG SuMbItTaL HaS To hApPeN ThRoUgH A MaNaGeR!!!mIsSiOn sTaTeMeNt!!!We sTrIvE To mAkE ThE WoRlD A BeTtEr pLaCe.  kArEnTiFy iS OuR PaRt iN ThAt!!!