dialogue: Chris: I am at work and I don't think my phone is updating properly... The Cowboys are beating the Saints?
  Chad: Correct
  Sue: But the Cowboys are doing their best to fuck it up
  Luis: Well they are trying their best to blow it
  Daniel: Defense has played great
  Mark: Two and half minutes left. Just fumbled in the red zone
  Chad: Defense doesn't include Gregory
  Chris: Fuck I shouldn't have asked I jinxed them
  Luis: BALLGAME! Michael Irvin is my soul animal
  Chris: And cocaine is Michael Irvin's soul animal
  Mark: Lmao. Synergy
summary: The Cowboys are winning against Saints.