dialogue: Howard: Hi!
  Jane: Hi!
  Howard: Thought I'd say hello. You're beautiful.
  Jane: Thanks.
  Howard: I would love to take you out for a romantic dinner to a seaside restaurant.
  Jane: Awww!
  Howard: What do you say?
  Jane: To what?
  Howard: To a romantic dinner of course.
  Jane: Oh that! Well as long as you don't mind ladies with 8inches of pure hard cock.
  Howard: What?!!!
  Jane: I'm transitioning.
  Howard: What does that mean?
  Jane: It means I'm half man half woman.
  Howard: You're joking, right? :-)
  Jane: No I am not.
  Jane: Would you like to see it?
  Jane: <file_photo>
  Howard: Fuck you, you perv!
  Jane: Yes please! LOL
summary: Howard wants to take Jane out for a romantic dinner. Jane is a trans woman and has a penis. Howard doesn't like it. 