Song: Nerd Rage, And The Only Way The Watchmen Movie Was Better Than The Book
Channel: Aaron J. Shay
Date: 2012-06-04

Dropping some truth-bombs on the comic book landscape. Sorry, Internet, you can't disprove my logic. It is as sound as Superman's nerves.

Film courtesy of Sarah Alyse Shay (http://www.youtube.com/user/sarahalyse)

Lyrics:
If you make comics, you're gonna meet some fool
At the big convention, acting all cool
He'll offer you a million for optioning rights
He's got that nerdy money maker market in his sights
But he don't know the forces he'll unleash
He thinks that all us nerds are just another niche
But if they change or cut something we all love
We're gonna show that corporate monkey what a geek's made of

Nerd rage!
It's a online riot
And they'll never keep it quiet
Nerd rage!

2nd Verse(unfinished)
If you hated seeing nipples on the batsuit,
Take a look at the recent DC reboot!
Nobody buys the "Final Crisis" gag:
After three armaggedons, the cat is out of the bag.
And Hollywood tramples on all of our dreams,
From Wanted to V for Vendetta's schemes
The Watchmen adaptation could've used some mending,
But really, the movie had a way better ending.

Nerd rage!
It's a online riot
And they'll never keep it quiet
Nerd rage!

You can't deny us or rebuke us
Be you Marvel or George Lucas
Counter their chaos with online intimidation
Classics preservation can forestall all degradation
Canonical content get demeaned by deviation
Hours reading Reddit aggregates your aggravation
Rage ignite the whole Nerd nation!

Nerd rage!
It's a online riot
And they'll never keep it quiet
Nerd rage!