Morning Announcements at the second Red Team show on JoCo Cruise 2019
Channel: Angela Brett
Date: 2019-04-02

To start the main show for the red team on the second day of JoCo Cruise 2019, Jonathan Coulton asks about our beach day, which is some kind of Yale euphemism. Then Paul Sabourin asks us about our beach day, which is a reference to our day on Half Moon Cay. Jonathan gets mad about equivocal science of sunscreen, fat, cigarettes, vaping, etc. It’s a safe vaping ape space. Paul ate a tiny piece of paper made of acid with a picture of a turkey on it, thinking it was a turkey. It’s time for morning announcements! Coach Cruise (Storm DiCostanzo) had a pretty good ‘beach day’ and is sleeping it off.

Today’s theme is SCIENCE! Tomorrow is the Thai food specialty luncheon. You can’t sign up for it any more; it’s in the past. There is a 48ox Hulk-smash-themed water bottle. It belongs to Drew (Scarface) Westphal. It will be accidentally placed in various areas around the ship throughout the week, because he keeps losing the damn thing. If and when we come across it we can bring it to the info desk or to Drew. It has been found, lost again, and found again since the same announcement was made that morning. Drew is their logistics person, but apparently he needs a list that says ‘My water bottle’ to make sure he remembers it.

Paul tells us about the area for shadow gaming events. Tonight is Daylight Savings Time (Observed). Officially Daylight Savings Time started the night before, but the ship delayed that by a day so that the vendors on Half Moon Cay wouldn’t have to get up early. There’s some kind of contactless luggage valet service.

Tomorrow’s theme is Cosplay Day! Somebody is going to wear Oreos and look for a hot tub full of milk. Something something Double-Stuf.

The full show will be at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ-l6mr1dW0gQWHi6hLwV18B8I9YEuW1I