(SATIRE) Weird Things Found in the Minecraft Files
Channel: Tucz
Date: 2024-01-13

THIS VIDEO IS SATIRE!! DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AS MOST OF THE THINGS I SAID HERE ARE FAKE! Read the description if you want to know what's real and what's fake.

Here are some wacky things I've found while sifting through the files for Minecraft. Enjoy!

Credits:
GD Cologne (@GDColon) - Inspiration (https://youtu.be/tW_JsjOlTEs?si=jgO2CGVnUK-ncH81)
Lionel Newman - Fox Fanfare (https://youtu.be/hL4iYGZWVvg?si=PrrKpWWHV6ZNGhmt) (Intro Music)
Daisuke Matsuoka - Mii Maker Music from Tomodachi Life (https://youtu.be/ibJWNQDh_AA?si=hWHCzfGAESn1EuXC) (BG Music)
Relax Cafe Music (@RelaxCafeMusic) - Dark Ambience (https://youtu.be/Z6ylGHfLrdI?si=ieBzcDIPQDKJkteT) (Title Card Music)
Weezer - Buddy Holly (https://youtu.be/cQzMHhRCTYw?si=vRO_jMzdVrcGIBLO) (BG Music) & Island in the Sun (https://youtu.be/beX-9wW5rL0?si=okkxqxcis75ne1Ks) (BG Music)
Tucz - Buddy Holly Cover (https://youtu.be/pabl_5D1Yb4?si=aPBzPz9-ZXgdX7DH) (BG Music) & Island in the Sun Cover (https://youtu.be/OK4KQd9uL7s?si=gXQFrG0oUuXfZMtR) (BG Music)
Lena Raine - Pigstep (https://youtu.be/BTthtlT80Rc?si=Wq8jUmYIyEyVlPA4) (Original Pigstep)
Laura Shigihara - Watery Graves (Fast) (https://youtu.be/ILkWJfmd6ZM?si=xONUSNT793z9HyqJ) (BG Music)
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance (https://youtu.be/A7yf4M3rCcY?si=srPHCCoXmof6TlHT) (BG Music)
Tucz - Safety Dance Cover (https://youtu.be/AmknniSFHm0?si=mMMQW6GrW_wyUqx6) (BG Music)
Leon Riskin - Nowhere to Run (https://youtu.be/xhspICxdqqE?si=UgW5ryxJ1hOfStem) (BG Music)
Flo Rida - Whistle (https://youtu.be/6Y24X4oTQLA?si=xzsbANOkaAsfzM_c)
Joel Merry (@JoelMerry) - Whistle Cover (https://youtu.be/dU99kuUSmTE?si=2FPfPAIxDUca5hfZ)
MetroGirlzStation (@MetroGirlzStation) - Josh Hutcherson Video (https://youtu.be/BbeeuzU5Qc8?si=oihgqP-2CK_4oRM2)
Minecraft Wiki (https://minecraft.wiki) - Various Screenshots
PhoenixSC (@PhoenixSC) - Peashooter Video (https://youtu.be/yH142-x45oM?si=fuIWJVYw0XlZj0io)

What was real and fake in the video?
-I do actually enjoy looking through video game files (you can actually find some really interesting things).
-The 3D models of Steve, Black Steve, Beast Boy, and Rana all existed in older versions of the game, but the textures I showed of the recolored Steves are fake.
-The video of Herobrine exists. The part about the painting actually being in the game files is fake.
-The Pigstep Demo is completely fake; I just created a poorly put together "remix" of the song and said it was a demo.
-I do like listening to demos of songs I like (for example Weezer)
-The hell theme was a real theme in Indev, and everything I said about it was real, but the Alpha build (the one with the mossy cobble netherrack and squid ghasts) was fake, I just used a texture pack in Alpha 1.2.2 (I messed up the pigman texture which is why the back is stretched in the video).
-The squid was added in Beta 1.2, but the ghast was not a beta version of the squid.
-Shockingly enough, one of the swear words was actually in a snapshot, but the other two were fake. 12w04a was real and it actually had a swear (though it was removed in the next snapshot), the other two were fake though.
-Mojang did outsource their language files to other people, which is how the swear word may have gotten into a snapshot.
-The Peashooter head and pea item might be real, but I don't know, all we have is a twitter post and that PhoenixSC video I mentioned. I tried to find it, but with no luck as I also mentioned in the video.
-The Geometry Dash one was completely fake, I just added an image of Freddy onto the texture and pretended like a Mojang employee did it.
-Everything about the Peter Griffin image is fake, there was no such image in the file, and the reddit post was just inspect element. It should've been pretty obvious but still. (Also the title says "Squid Texture" instead of "Guardian Texture" so that's a mistake).
-The disc 11 alteration was also fake, disc 11 was never altered and I just used this as a way to Josh Hutcherson the viewer.

Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:54 Old Textures of Black Steve, Beast Boy, and Rana
01:59 Herobrine Painting File
02:53 Pigstep Demo
04:33 Early Nether Build
06:38 Inappropriate Messages in Other Languages
08:24 Plants vs Zombies and Geometry Dash in Minecraft
09:53 Peter Griffin on the Guardian Texture
13:00 Disc 11 Altered
14:50 Credits
14:59 Video Explaination

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