THE SECRET LIFE OF THOMAS GRANT P.I. @AuditingAmerica @AmericanSpyFox @SCOTTONTAPE
Channel: Lord Kreiden
Date: 2020-04-08

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The people of Lord's hometown have all locked themselves inside or have resorted to hanging out at crack houses , since the police are taking such drastic curfew measures.
After Lord received a  " change in terms of service " , craftily crafted by Door Dash Corporate at 4 in the morning ,;he realized that they ;[Door Dash tm] had given him and his rideshare buddies ,a "Licence to Ill ,if you will,indulge , I'm talking about  the ones who hang out at " the In and Out ,by the airport , known as "Bum Alley",
where they are known to enjoy stabbing each other in the back and also can appreciate a really long run on sentence,just to mess with the rideshare app algorithms.
Speaking of algorithms ,
The YouTube algorithm was able to analyze the 14 min. 57 second teaser masterpiece.
in less than 3 minutes, and deemed it kid friendly , but I would have to tell them, that it was when it wasn't. Also , it decided it didn't like the awesome thumb nail of a guy yelling at the camera , and the title ,although not deceiving or click baitish in any way , and some REALLY beautiful fonts :    F. U {Forget Fun] Nazi Cops .
This first short , is a casual audit , of the Santa Barbara Police Dept , known for their heavy handed methods of removing out of town YouTube icons .
The second film , is an exercise of editing artistic freedom , where Lord realized that everything he touched , could be Public Domain ,as long as it is for educational purposes ,so let that be a lesson to you who are taking my lawyorical [sic] @lawyorical# , just messing with algorithm .net   or gov , umu.
The film , starts out with the story of Steve Albini's dealing with firing Tom Grant P.I. ,who is obviously having an issue with Viagra addiction , to the point where he snorts it. Some out takes, from an unauthorized recorded interview ,are revealed.
And lastly , the coup de gras , persona non gratas, About A Bench , a fanboy , new conspiracy theorist , takes on the task of creating a new shrine for his hero Kurdt , up in the hills of the Noleta mountains ,overlooking a cliff , and Kurdt approved the site and its view of the oil tankers that clone themself ,down the 101 south ,and you pretty much have to drive all the way down Baha del Sur ,before beauty and fish come and nip at your heels as you throw bread that was brought to you by some guy ,not even wearing a mask or gloves , and this is casual attire that most pawn shops in the states demand , just to walk in the door.
There are 27 clues in the video , for those of you playing the A.I. game : The Secret Life Of Tom Grant Personal Idiot.
Future videos include some awesome , 6 ft rules tested : Lord gets kicked out of a book store for licking every page of Dostoyevsky's " Crime And Punishment " , an act he would regret for days later , until it all came together in the final ark ,and learning all those names ,by rote ,really pays off in the end. Lord also tests out some scary masks for his rideshare buddies ,who now give away all Door Dash deliveries to the homeless and its a tax right off!
Anyway ,my special 33 YouTube Trolls , you know who you are .
Lord will at one point try a more serious project : Kristen Pflaff {pronouced Pheafft}
a plea to all YouTube icons to please learn how to pronounce the poor girls name ,before attempting to do a documentary about her ,and to wash their hands frequently and often with hot water and soap , if possible ,because the anti bacterial stuff they spray on you at the Shell station , well we all know ,that at 6 ft , that stuff does nothing to a virus , especially if you got it from a pet, and you and your pet , don't know you have it. Finally , get out of the house , people and personnes , go buy a record , go to a thrift store and touch all the cassette tapes in the bin ; remember Distancing in Hindu is : fend,shun,repel,delete,remove,dislodge,alienate,eliminate,distance. Nobody likes a smart ass.P
There , you don't have to see the video now , I told you basically the entire scenario , we can all move on to new and so much better or good stuff,I hope . A very mature and wise beyond his millennial birthright years ,taught me a very good lesson ,in a very off hand , which is the best and cheapest way to be handed knowledge. It was something about not wanting to hear somebody tell you that their uncle so and so , went to school with so and so ,and in the 9th grade , Flea shot Meth with him , in Canter's deli ,while Slash was shoving Lox and cream cheese on a toasted bagel ,in his ear ,while enjoying the superb pickles and kniches. I get it .I still think you should get a couple Melvin albums.#AmericanSpyFox.
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