Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 9
Channel: James Pistole
Date: 2017-10-18

Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 9: Music and lyrics by James Pistole
Valiant Vanquished Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 9: https://youtu.be/M6aWhDghp28
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Audio: https://soundcloud.com/jpistole/valiant-vanquished-recap-season-2-volume-4-issue-9
Lyrics:
Dike and Noa and Jay and Karen
Da Powah Grup, now featuring Rin

Well, Flatline grabbed Rin, but they didn't get far
After a short flight, they crashed in a barn
Flatline's out cold, so Rin takes off running
She's gonna need to rely on her cunning
She hides in some bushes, and looks around
There's a mansion on a hill on this estate's grounds

It's ClassyClandor who owns this estate
A limo pulls up, as Rin lies in wait
Out jumps Jay, and that artist from town
They head inside where a deal’s going down

ClassyClandor has the cash to bankroll Da Grup
Costumes and logos and paychecks, to boot
Clandor wants to form a team of superheroes
Jay wants a check with a whole bunch of zeroes
Jay says he's in charge, and he sounds genuine
All that's left is to sign on the dotted line

If Jay had 40 million dollars (If Jay had 40 million dollars)
He could buy a fast car (He could buy a fast car)
If Jay had 40 million dollars (If Jay had 40 million dollars)
He could buy some other stuff, too (Don't think he's really thought things through that far)
ClassyClandor laughs at 40 million dollars (Seriously, 40 million dollars?)
How about 40 thousand dollars (That's still an awful lot of dollars)
If Jay had 40 thousand dollars, he still wouldn't buy a shirt

If Jay had 40 thousand dollars
He wouldn't have to eat dead cats
Oh, the whole team splits 40 thousand dollars?
He could still dress up as a giant bat
If Jay agrees to 40 thousand dollars
ClassyClandor won't call the cops and tell them he has a wanted fugitive in his house
That actually sounds like a pretty good deal

Back in the dorms, the rest work on a plan
They've gotta contact Jay, so they try instagram
Dylan has him saved cause Jay's posts are all topless
To get Jay's attention, they message him hotness
Each message they send, they make sure it includes
Not just some text, but a nice set of boobs

Jay gets their message, but also some others
He'd ignore them all, if he had his druthers
But some pictures catch his eye, and he sends a reply
Hey, Barbara, how you doing, why don't you come by?

Da Powah Grup all meet up after some confusion
ClassyClandor hooked them up with some high tech illusion
He gave them pendants that project any disguise
But to appear as a man-sized bat would be unwise
Barbara can't be real, but she's still on Jay's mind
He's stuck on her, how could he be so blind?

As they drive through town, they roll up on a road block
There's no way out, they'll just have to talk
They look normal enough, except for Zac who they have tied up
Rin exclaims they're both in kink club, to clear things up

Let's see what happens with Da Powah Grup