Nebulous Philosophy by J  Edgar Jones
Channel: Craig Campbell
Date: 2020-07-07

Nebulous Philosophy by J. Edgar Jones

She came from Concord’s classic shades, on Reason’s throne she sat, 
And wove intricate arguments to prove, in language pat, 
The Whichness of the Wherefore, and the Thusness of the That.

She scorned ignoble subjects, each grovelling household care, 
But tuned her lofty soul to prove the Airness of the Air, 
And twisted skeins of logic round the Whatness of the Where.

To lower natures leaving the dollars, and the sense, 
She soared above the level of commonplace pretence, 
And moulded treatises which prove the Thatness of the Thence. 

Her glorious purpose to reveal the Thinkfulness of the Thought, 
To trace each line by Somewhat on the Somehow’s surface wrought, 
To picture forms of Whynot’s from the Whatnot’s meaning caught;

To cultivate our spirits with the Whyfore’s classic flow, 
To benefit the Thereness with the Highness of the How, 

To flood the dark with radiance from the Thisness of the Now. 



“What good has she accomplished?”  Oh, never doubt her thus!
 It must be useful to reveal the Plusness of the Plus, 
To illustrate with corkscrew words the Whichness of the Us.

Mock not, poor common mortal, when thoughts like these appear, Illumining our labor with the Howness of the Here, 
And blazing like a comet through the Nowness of the Near.

Some day in Realms Eternal such grand mist-haunted souls, 
Inscribe their words of Whichness on Whereforeantic scrolls, 
In that great world of Muchness which through the Maybe rolls.

Then shall we each acknowledge the Whyness of the Whence; 
Each understand completely with Sensefulness of Sense, 
The Thusness of the Therefore, the Thatness of the Thence.