TRBFH-AVLG: Mission Brief: OPERATION WET DRAWERS - 27OCT17
Channel: The Ramirez Boys Fight House
Date: 2017-10-27

Short fuze to burst on this announcement: 
Standby for Mission Brief...
MISSION BRIEF 27OCT17 1400HRS
OPERATION WET DRAWERS
The Ramirez Boys Fight House is conducting an early morning movement time TBD(To Be Determined) tomorrow 28OCT17 from FORWARD OPERATING BASE FIGHT HOUSE to OBJECTIVE DELAWARE RIVER GAP.
POC for Mission is NINJA.
WHO
All The Ramirez Boys Fight House Members (TRBFH-AVLG) and guests are welcome. Only limiting factor is possible dearth of WIV - Waterborne Individual Vehicles (kayaks). Time now possible 7 personnel confirmed for mission with 9 designated WIV. 2 additional personnel may currently join movement with no shortage. Additional personnel will have to secure WIV independently. WIV will be secured at collection point RANCHO RAMIREZ no later than 2200 (10pm) tonight. 
POC for above is Jenny/Codename SCOUT.
WHAT
TRBFH-AVLG moves from FORWARD OPERATING BASE FIGHT HOUSE to OBJECTIVE DELAWARE RIVER GAP in order to accomplish Mission OPERATION WET DRAWERS on 28OCT17. OPERATION WET DRAWERS is a goodwill riverine factfinding mission. No current intelligence on hostile forces or local threats. Proceed with caution, and life jackets.
POC for above is Johanna/Codename HUGBUG
WHERE
TRBFH-AVLG will conduct mission operation in the vicinity of Columbia, NJ besides and in/about Delaware River Coordinates (40.970886, 75.124348). Beachhead entry point accessible for 4WD equipped vehicle for WIV disembarkment. 
POC for the above is NINJA
WHY
Mission Objective: Diversion, Camaraderie, Esprit de Corps. Breakfast en route. Possibly free... Lunch on return movement.
POC for above is HUGBUG
WHEN
Time of mission start currently TBD. Standby for final movement order. 
POC for above is SCOUT
HOW
Movement will be conducted by single or minimum vehicles. This will ensure unit cohesion and accountability during movement. NINJA will operate primary vehicle Codename/GOTTASELLIT. For heaven's sake someone please designate alternate vehicle operator as NINJA WILL DEFINITELY FALL ASLEEP. GOTTASELLIT will have attachment mobile storage Codename/OUTLAW to secure WIV during transport. 
POC for above is NINJA.
KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY