Evan20000 Has the Map of the Year
Channel: Ed Foley
Date: 2014-02-01

Evan20000 has the map of the year
And no one can tell him otherwise
Until confetti streams down and the new year arrives
He maintains his prize
The Isle of Rebirth he showed was second to none
Its Game Boy style detailed yet clean
But I still have to wonder how the "spoilers" can be "minor"
In a map that's sixteen by sixteen

Well, Linkus and Theryan gave their best effort too
They came up just a little bit shy
Dramatic coastline cliffs and peaceful villages
Just didn't catch the forum's eye
However Evan did it, it's a sight to behold
A standard for which others should strive 
The bottom line is he has earned his bragging rights
And a free nicklegends high five

For those just tuning in, singing's not my forte
But still I thought I'd give it a try
It takes some kind of masochist to write himself a song
And put the notes so goddamned high!
I do this not for honor but for PureZC
Whose member base I truly adore
Keep sending in those maps and surely next year's big event
Will be better than any before!

Until then,

Evan20000 has the map of the year
And no one can tell him otherwise
Until confetti streams down and the new year arrives
He maintains his prize
The Isle of Rebirth he showed was second to none
Its Game Boy style detailed yet clean
But I still have to wonder how the "spoilers" can be "minor"
In a map that's sixteen by sixteen