X-Men: Apocalypse review film
Channel: Solid shows, feels films & great games
Date: 2016-05-20

I spoil some of the series up to this point, but not this film itself, in this. Otherwise, there are no spoilers in this. I made this as much for those who have not watched this film yet as for those who have, but who are familiar with the series leading up to this. There is no swearing in this review, for those bothered by such.

I recorded this in the evening right after having watched it. I hope you enjoy it, and that I can help spark debate about the movie.

Timecodes for what I review:
00:30 3D
0:45 title
1:45 grand statements
2:00 20 years?!
3:20 plot
4:00 on plot
4:55 should you see this?
7:40 third part in a series
8:55 emos with Apocalypse
10:00 Mystique/Beast
11:25 Apocalypse's lines
12:35 Moira's accent
14:25 the psychic blade!
15:45 comic costumes
16:20 forced cage-match
17:05 Havok
18:15 villains
19:10 destruction (porn)
21:30 Apocalypse: dumb and looks it
26:25 Apocalypse's powers
27:20 why Days of Future Past worked
28:35 the problem with this series
30:35 Psylocke! But it's Olivia Munn!
32:00 going backwards!
34:00 The Road
34:30 memorable action?
36:20 Jean
37:00 Scott
39:10 Mystique
40:55 Scott vs. Captain America
43:15 Storm
45:35 this many characters
46:55 Mystique in action scenes
47:10 Game of Thrones
49:10 Quicksilver looks goofy
50:30 Danger Room
50:55 amount of action
52:15 forced cage-match details
54:55 critics quotes
58:00 Batman V. Superman criticism
1:02:00 collateral damage
1:04:35 critics quotes cont.
1:05:30 similarities to X3
1:08:10 my research
1:11:30 Nightcrawler's character in the games

X-Men 2:

The full(1 hour and 28 min) review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUGjWOey6XA
The old spoiler-free(4 min) review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Pgww2WRJc
The short(2 min) review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MezyKPgaLlI
The spoiler-ridden video(1 hour) where I go over thoughts I had on the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdgl9VpHRNs
The old spoiler-ridden(17 and a half min) video where I go over thoughts I had on the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIhZrVbfj8

X-Men: The Official Game: 

The full(19 and a half min) review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atI1QYnc9LE
The short(2 and a half min) review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHl24VzJYX4
The spoiler-ridden video(7 and a half min) where I go over thoughts I had on the game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLhrwo_u7Lk

X-Men 3: The Last Stand:

The full(1 hour and 7 min) review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMi93D6pUY
The old spoiler-free(5 and a half min) review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_XF4gj9Yk
The short(2 and a half min) review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKqGBnwJknk
The spoiler-ridden video(44 min) where I go over thoughts I had on the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBUdQAvYlqA
The old spoiler-ridden(23 min) video where I go over thoughts I had on the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtfGba6JH8g

X-Men Origins: Wolverine:

The spoiler-free(6 min) review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxZ_m8RtIfA
The spoiler-ridden(28 min) video where I go over thoughts I had on the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqkbaL5y5BI

X-Men Origins: Wolverine(Wii):

Review(10 min), part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO4q9Y_Yodg
Review(11 and a half min), part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wowfw9HjI6I
The spoiler-ridden(4 min) video where I go over thoughts I had on the game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QsmSnvRmzg

X-Men: First Class:

The spoiler-free(5 min) review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy6Js4ATKhM
The spoiler-ridden(15 and a half min) video where I go over thoughts I had on the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFjO-_V5aA

The Wolverine:

The full(36 and a half min) review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4DvC4NHMeE
The short(6 and a half min) review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdgF4fiyc9U
The spoiler-ridden video(49 min) where I go over thoughts I had on the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAi7bKFches

X-Men: Days of Future Past:

The full(56 and a half min) review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U47s3Kbj8fo
The short(8 min) review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOru6ZCnNG8
The spoiler-ridden video(20 and a half min) where I go over thoughts I had on the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0my358aNWc

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