Dayton Does Drunk Driving : A Very Turbo Dismount Christmas (Shitty PSA / Merry Christmas 2015!)
Channel: LIFE RPG
Date: 24/12/2015

Merry Christmas friends! We'll celebrate the day with peach vodka and Turbo Dismount. While I'm at it, I should also mention not to drink and drive. My timing could be better, but not more applicable.

Turbo Dismount is a great romp, I'm distraught I didn't boot it up sooner than this! Secret Exit Ltd. makes some fantastic games. Though my opinion might be exacerbated by rampant booze.

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Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.

The highlights of this experience are multiple vehicles, an awesome replay system, level editing features, high-speed physics and an indiscriminate sense of style.

The purpose of the game is simple - damage awards points. It is up to you to try different combinations of obstacles, vehicles, poses and levels to make it to the top of the leaderboards. To support friendly rivalry, Turbo Dismount supports placing a photo of your friend on the face of Mr. Dismount - such a delightful way to express one's emotions!

A very fun dismount game. All you need to do is to kill Mr Dismount and others then getting high scores like around 10 to 30,000,000 and more. The workshop levels are great also, with famous players like Markiplier, Jacksepticeye playing with those. Some workshop levels are very funny when like a mystery boost pad where you explode into pieces. Even some levels can help get you achievements also. Its my first ever crash game on Steam. If you love crashin', you better buy this game! -TBT Simplayer

What does Turbo Dismount have to offer? Spills and mega destruction! This is one of those games that you can pick up very easily and its pure fun. There is no goal to Turbo Dismount, you kinda just go and watch the carnage. With many customizable options, you can choose how Mr.Dismount explodes or gets beheaded... IN STYLE! If you have a very specific kind of humor and wouldn't find a lifeless body being torn apart and vehicles being ripped apart entertaining (blood is not included in this game), then this game isn't for you. If you are thinking about buying it and it looks like your cup of tea, go for it! If your looking for a story or an adventure, look elsewhere. -Dominix99

Ah, Tubo Dismount. The name alone conjures up images of, well, your mom, actually, but this is not the time or the place for that particular tale.
Anyway, Turbo Dismount is the heartbreaking story of Joe Dismount. A man trapped in a world that seems to want nothing more than to push him down each time he tries to rise, and hobble him every time he tries to walk. It's a familiar scene, the cycle of repression which seems torn straight from today's geopolitical headlines.
As painful as it is to watch Joe's agonizing struggles, and I must admit it brought a tear to my eye more than once, we have to face the fact that Joe is not entirely a blameless victim here. Joe appears to be actively seeking his own demise, and every time we see him dangling from the back of a speeding sports car, or rolling off of a cliff in an office chair, we can only wonder what horrors Joe has seen, or dare I say, even participated in, that drive this insatiable lust for the sweet release of death.
We may never know, for as simple as Turbo Dismount may appear on the surface, beneath lies a complex web of tortured emotion and dark secrets best left undisturbed. Some may view Joe as a hero, others may see him as a villan, but where Turbo Dismount succeeds in uniting us, is that we can all see Joe torn into little pieces strewn across a highway in the middle of a twenty vehicle pileup. I suppose that in the end, that's all that really matters. -OtterChaos


Watching a ragdoll with Kanye West's head ride on a motorbike into a pile of bricks is probably the most fun I will ever have in a video game. I've nearly played a whole day of just sending these men in monster trucks into high-speed traffic, and then observing their limbs torn away from their body in slow motion. This is Turbo Dismount.

Turbo Dismount is one of these few arcade games that I don't get bored with after about an hour or so. Normally I would play this game for a bit, but then get tired of seeing the same thing over and over. But the vast variety in Turbo Dismount is hands down the best thing about this $10 gem. -720