Dirty Enabler
Channel: Mark
Date: 2016-04-29

G Em
i got a thing or two to tell you
C D
and you're not gonna like it, one bit
you know that chocolate you hide under the bed
i ate it all and now i'm feeling

sick...you dirty enabler
you well-meaning dick, you dirty enabler

I've never knew anyone so selfish
you've crossed the line, you're on my shit list
you left that book on the table and I read it
and now I can't stop eating, praying and...

loving...you, you dirty enabler
what's that? "you're welcome"? screw you! you dirty enabler

I should have never asked you, I should have known
like that time I said "what?" and you said "Game of Thrones"
and now I love Jack like I never did my own
and there's 7 more seasons, we are...

through...you dirty enabler
what did I do to you? you dirty enabler

i used to be a good girl, you ruined me
you left that web cam there for me to find
if you'd just cleared your browser history...
making a sex tape would have never crossed my...

mind...you dirty enabler
now it's just a matter of time...you dirty enabler
that's my private vagi....na, you dirty enabler
why...you dirty enabler