China's New National Anthem: "The Steel-Spangled Truss Bridge," by Francis "Hambone" Scott Key
Channel: Humptydumptytribe
Date: 2024-03-27

"The Steel-Spangled Truss Bridge"

O, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so soundly we smashed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose monster trucks and sports cars took their perilous flight
Through the wreckage we heard morons frantically screaming.

And the tail lights' red glare, diving into thin air
Caused no problem here, our cargo was still there
O say, does that steel-spangled truss bridge still wave
O'er the garbage-strewn sea and the home of the slave?