エビチャーハン! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) [feat. Hatsune Miku English]
Channel: Jamie Paige / JamieP
Date: 2023-12-12

you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? you're telling me a shrimp fell in love? you're telling me a shrimp can feel human emotions? you're telling me a shrimp can feel pain. you're telling me a shrimp could hurt me. i'm scared of you
bandcamp: https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice
spotify/apple music/etc: https://fanlink.to/shrimp

instrumental and vsq: https://app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhno4e0q8ww8pca4dig8

filmed by ODDEEO https://twitter.com/_ODDEEO_ / @_ODDEEO_ 
additional shots by rice https://twitter.com/ricedeity / @ricedeity 
vocals by hatsune miku v4 english
everything else by yours truly, Jamie Paige!
with special thanks to peedee https://twitter.com/pierrotsdoll
and also my sister and her husband for letting us spend a day throwing a plushie around their house

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lyrics:
i cook my dinners for an audience
at least that's what i'd like to do
lately it's me and my irrelevance
garnished with hopeless love for you

i cut these onions 'til i cry
sear my heart on every side
golden brown and lightly fried
i just don't know what i'm to do
with this meal i made for two...
unless i cook for you!

i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you feel the heat
'cause you're everything to me
have this shrimp fried rice
no more talking, lets just eat!

you cook your dinners with no elegance
nothing pretty, just some food
that might be why you're such a pessimist
every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's PETULANT!!!!!!!

sous vide it slowly for a day
while the lonely hours away
watch those colors turn to grey
wouldn't your dinner feel complete
with some savory and sweet?
just come and cook with me!

i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you come and eat
'cause it's such a tasty treat
have this shrimp fried rice
grab a plate and take a seat!

OHHHHH SHRIMP MIKU IN THE PLACE TO BE
YOU WANT A SHRIMP FAJITA OR A SHRIMP SCAMPI
I GOT THIRTY NINE METHODS TO PREPARE SEAFOOD
AND I'D MAKE UP A MILLION MORE FOR YOU
YOU MAKE MY HEART BEAT WILD AND FREE
NOW I'M SEEING COLORS THAT I CAN'T PERCEIVE
BABY DON'T BACK DOWN, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME
AND NO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHELLFISH ALLERGY

I DON'T CARE
YOU'RE GONNA EAT THIS FRIED RICE I MADE FOR YOU
OR... OR THERE'S GONNA BE PROBLEMS
YOU HEAR ME?

i made a home-cooked meal
full of everything i feel
and i send my love
through the searing stainless steel
i hope you feel the heat
'cause you're everything to me
have this shrimp fried rice
no more talking, lets just eat!