Morrison
Channel: Workers BushTelegraph
Date: 30/03/2022

SPEAKERS
Scott Morrison (Prime Minister) of Australia

Scott Morrison (Prime Minister)  
Good afternoon. Well, thank you, everyone. It's been a lot of talk this week. But the truth is, I am in desperate need of this job. Which is why I'm here. It seems I've become very unpopular. And the sad truth is, nobody likes me. Not even my wife Why should I? Why should I bother? Why shouldn't I just walk away? I need a miracle. And if you don't help me keep my job. When the election finally comes, Jenny will leave me. And my heart is just profoundly sad. I mean, seriously, guys, this is not about politics. This is about me. Jenny and I spoke last night. And she said to me, Scott, you're actually incompetent. Especially on the ukulele. I was completely stunned. I mean, it's just a very small guitar. Just because I started playing. It doesn't make me any less of a man. Obviously, I need to practice the stupid thing. But it shouldn't be that hard to play. Darling. Please don't leave me. I'm experiencing profound sorrow. But I promise you, I can get lessons to learn how to play. And I know you know that. Jenny will not let you down. Thank you very much.