A Depressed Collapsitarian Kicks Off the Second Half of Summer 2023
Channel: Humptydumptytribe
Date: 2023-07-31

I cannot believe that half of this gorgeous, cool rainy summer is half over today, and I will soon be facing the depressing thought of returning to some gorgeous tropical Hellhole surrounded by throngs of beautiful bikini-clad women so I can stick my thumb up my ass for six long dreary months of sunny beaches while I wait out another long winter.