Cocky Cockney P*ss Ead! (Attempted)
Channel: Civil Disturbia
Date: 2016-02-12

Cocky (ˈkɒkɪ), adj, cockier or cockiest, excessively proud of oneself. ˈcockily adv
Cockney, cock·ney or Cock·ney  (kŏk′nē), n. pl. cock·neys or Cock·neys, 1. A native of the East End of London. 2. The dialect or accent of the natives of the East End of London. adj. Relating to cockneys or their dialect.
Pi*s'ead, One who is under the influence of alcohol frequently, 1. "F*ck off Paul you pi*s'ead"  2. "When did jenny become a pi*s'ead?" 

Two Met officers happen across a Cocky Cockney P*ss Ead while plodding the streets of old London town, unfortunately they have to arrest Mr Cockney after he attempted to piss on his own head while in a public place, with no use of hands (or any other visible signs of support), while loudly proclaiming "F*ck off" in the general direction of the two coppers, who are both now on 6 months gardening leave suffering from PTSD.
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