GTA 5 Online - 'Ad-Man Airlines' Commercial! *OLD*
Channel: XtremeAtom22
Date: 2014-02-06

Idea by WontedDeer17.

Welcome to Ad-Man Airlines. Here, we like to do stuff that causes not only discomfort, but pain and agony to you and your fellow passengers. In fact, most of our passengers become suicidal due to their unhappiness given by our services. Even if you are enjoying life, who is to say your flight won't crash into the nearest building? Who is to say that you won't get run over while on the tarmac? Who is so fundamentally sadistic that they'd create an airline like this? Willy Wonka, that's who. That's right. Willy Wonka, disheveled after losing most of his money in a civil court case against the Oompa Loompas, has used the rest of his fortune in what he calls 'totally not a laundering and drug service scheme funded by the mafia.' The statement seemed suspicious, but with a face like his how could you not trust him? So come on down and take a seat. Our stewardesses will be with you in a moment, after they finish screaming and praying for their lives. Ad-Man Airlines. "Because screw you."