The Prince Xizor Song (sTKar Wars)
Channel: Totally Kewl Toons (TKToons)
Date: 2012-02-03

Lyrics:

I'm Prince Xizor; Shadows of the Empire is keen.
Head of the Black Sun; I'm third in the entire galaxy!

(Yes... number three.)

I can change my skin from color green to tan and back to green.
Due to the fact that I'm a member of the race that's dubbed Falleen!

Secreting pheromones to attract the ladies; yes, it's in my genes.
Oh Princess Leia why did you have to be so very mean?

(You didn't have to be so mean...)

I keep my Virago spotless; that's just the way that I like to clean.
My Skyhook is grand, complete with creature comforts to the extreme!

Ooh, look at that guy!  He's the best horticulturist I've ever seen.
Oh no that's bad, he just got offed by Emperor Palpatine.

(Such a pity, that lift accident.)

I even persuaded Jabba to speak Basic instead of Huttese.
My assassin droid Guri is what you would probably call a tease.

Hey Mr. Lando, drop the thermal detonator, please.
Not in the garbage chute!  From my palace I think it's time to flee!

Background:

Having read the Shadows of the Empire novel and having played the notoriously challenging N64 game, my fascination with this "transition era" of the Star Wars franchise culminated in a song that I just started singing one day about the main antagonist, Prince Xizor.  Set to the most famous movement of his theme (3 minute mark), here is what became of my efforts :)

God bless,
TKToons

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"Xizor's Theme" and the Shadows of the Empire soundtrack are owned by Joel McNeely, Varèse Sarabande, and LUCASFILM Ltd. All Rights Reserved. The song herein is nothing more than a parody made for entertainment purposes.