Tiki Torch Taliban (White Supremacist Rally in Virginia)
Channel: John Sakars
Date: 2017-08-16

This song is regarding the white supremacist rally that took place in Virginia a few days ago. Some people were calling the marchers the "Tiki Torch Taliban," and I thought I would write a song called that. The mosquito reference is because some people think that adding citronella to tiki torch fuel can help keep mosquitoes away. I am not comparing any humans to mosquitoes. Please everyone, always speak out against racism and all other injustices. 

Yo mosquitoes, I love you. 
When you suck my blood, you're just doin' what ya gotta do. 
I wear long sleeves to keep you off of my skin,
because I don't know where your proboscis has been. 
I'm a minimalist. Don't buy citronella. 
No bug spray either. I'm a frugal fellow.
Some people like to shop, so I wrote this prose
as a word of warning to the mosquitoes.  
Tiki torch Taliban comin' your way. 
Tiki torch Taliban is not here to play. 
Carrying torches that light up the night.
Giving creatures everywhere a fright.
They could just wear a mosquito net,
But they wanna show their faces so you never forget
that white men are the supreme beings.  
Mosquitoes everywhere go fleeing. 
Reading is good, but books are too thick. 
They'd rather spend their money on a flame on a stick.
They wanna look fearsome with their pals. 
They wanna look tough in front of the gals. 
I'm a white male, hear me roar. 
I bought a stick at a hardware store.
I'm so rich, I've got money to burn. 
Mosquitoes everywhere, you are going to learn. 
Tiki torch Taliban comin' your way. 
Tiki torch Taliban is not here to play. 
Carrying torches. Marching with pride. 
Every other being, move aside. 
Tiki torch Taliban don't wanna be replaced.
Wanna make the most money. Create the most waste.
Mosquitoes and everybody else, listen up, 
white men always get the fullest cup.  
Tiki torch Taliban comin' your way. 
Tiki torch Taliban is not here to play. 
Carrying sticks with a flame on top. 
Lookin' like an actor carrying a prop.
But, this is no movie, this is real life. 
That's a real gun. That's a real knife.  
Yo alt right, chill the fuck out.
Let love guide you out of this evil route.  
Please have compassion for all.