Big Ole Vegan Mountains
Channel: Derek Goodwin
Date: 2011-12-15

This is the rough draft of the new Vegan Radio theme song, to the tune of "Big Rock Candy Mountains". Lyrics and performance by Vegan Radio co-host Derek Goodwin


One morning as the sun came up an the factory farms were burning
down the road came a mother with a lamb 
and she said boys I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away where folks are more enlightened
so come with me we'll go and see the Big Ole Vegan Mountains

In the Big Ole Vegan Mountains the animals are free
the lambs lay with the lions and the birds play with the bees
you can cock-a-doodle-doo with a rooster
you can cuddle with a cow
haggle with the hogs
face downward with the dogs
network with the monkeys
on their jungle blogs
In the Big Ole Vegan Mountains

In the Big Ole Vegan Mountains the meat's all analogue
the Amerikans eat faux chicken and the Chinese eat faux dog
the cheese is made from cashews and the ice cream's made of bliss
the ocean breeze blows through mango trees
theres chocolate streams for dipping strawberries
In the Big Ole Vegan Mountains

In the Big Ole Vegan Mountains there are no ingredient lists
Cos everything is natural and allergies don't exist
The mushrooms are all magik and the girls all like to kiss
And the dungarees are cruelty-free
Made from hemp and cotton grown organically
In the Big Ole Vegan Mountains

I'll see you all in the coming fall in the Big Ole Vegan Mountains