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Channel: ChristiLuv TV™
Date: 2012-01-22

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Ode To Newt Gingrich
Poem written by Christi Luv
 
You were known as the most vicious person in Washington
That your leadership was worse than Bush
You say racist garbage, hypocritical lies
And you're a pervert- fueled by irrational mush
 
You cheated on your cancer-stricken wife in the hospital
Requesting open marriage, as you tried to impeach Clinton for infidelity
All so you could swing your ding-a-ling into every moving thing
Then you didn't pay child support for your own kids, irresponsibly
 
Yet you spent millions of dollars in credit debt on Tiffany's jewelry
For one of your mistresses - Ugh! You're so embarrassing
Now you insult our Whitehouse by expecting us to make your ho 1st lady???
Baby- next to classy, beautiful Michelle - THERE'S NO COMPARISON.
 
We want our daughters to grow up wanting to be great women
Noble women like President Obama's admirable queen
Not grow up wanting to be nasty, trashy home-wreckers
Like your cheating mistress-- which is just obscene
 
We want our sons to be noble men like Mr. Barack--
That man has the character of a real true king
We don't want our boys just thinking they can do or get whatever they want (like you)
As long as they lie, cheat and steal everything
 
You're just a lazy, trashy hypocrite- and so disorganized
You failed to even get into the Virginia Primary
You want to enslave Black people and children once again
Then you attack us for thinking - YOU are SCARY?
 
I'm voting for Obama, but I would pick Ron Paul
If the race was between him and you
Cause though Ron may be an old racist nut from the wild wild west - At least
He's more honest and would let us do whatever we wanna do
 
Yes, Mitt Romney is a pathological liar
But at least he's not a racist or bastard to his kids and wife
Plus you were fired as house speaker cause you're crazy,
Emotionally unstable and you put your entire team through strife
 
You have the worst character and manipulative crap of everyone
And the worst leadership skills to boot
Even Rick Santurum is a bratty little a-hole
But when he finishes Junior High, he'll still be better than you, Newt
 
I would vote for Mitt Romney over you, Gingrich
I would vote for Herman Cain over you
I would vote for Stephen Colbert over all you GOPers
Hell, I would even vote for George W. Bush again over you too
 
Cause if you have to choose between 2 horrible, incompetent leaders
To see over and over for 4 years as your chief
You should at least choose the one who makes you laugh
Even if he doesn't know he's your comical relief
 
Plus at least Bush didn't verbally abuse us
Or condescendingly insult us like you do
See, we're not all racist South Carolinians, Newt
So there's no way in 3 hells we're EVER gonna vote for you
 
I know Mitt Romney stands a much better chance than you do
Of defeating Obama in a general election fight
But I'd rather see Obama openly duel that cheating cowboy to the last second--
Than repeatedly survive YOUR cowardly shankings in the night
 
Yes, though Richie Rich is still out of touch- he still has something you lack
Though you're both dishonest-- and very arrogant
At least Mitt's not bottom-feeding piece of shee-ott trash like you
You don't even deserve to share the air BREATHED by our president. ♥