Vegans Are Very Hot
Channel: John Sakars
Date: 2015-05-06

Music by Swagfucker
Lyrics by John Sakars

I'm so hot, I make molten lava jealous. I know you want to kiss me, but don't be overzealous. 
If you touch my hot body, you might burn your epidermis. My sexual fluids could melt your thermos. 
My member is on fire, like a burning ember. It could heat your whole house for the month of December. 
I'm hot all over, just like the sun. My sex appeal weighs a metric tonne.  
If you stare too long, you will start to sweat. Your penis will get hard. Your pussy will get wet. 
You'll thank the universe for giving you eyes. When I walk into a room, I hear a chorus of sighs.   
If you grab my ass, wear an oven mitten. If you feel my heat, you will be smitten.
If we make love, you may pass out from pleasure overload, no doubt. 

By now you must wondering, how I got so hot. So hot, I've got lava in my snot.
So hot, my eyes smolder. So hot, I can't give anyone a cold shoulder.  
The answer is that I'm vegan, my friends. Compassion is something that I extend
to every single creature everywhere. I'd rather eat a pear, than eat a hare. 

Hurting animals is not a sexy thing to do. If you ain't vegan, we won't screw, even if my balls turn blue. 
If you eat animals, we're not gonna date, even if you roll up to me naked on a roller skate. 
Go vegan for yourself, the planet, and the animals, and maybe one day I will let you touch my genitals.  
Maybe one day you can taste my vegan penis juice. But my crotch is closed for business if you harm a goose. 

Vegans are hot. Baby, vegans are hot. (4 times)

Vegans are very hot. Steaming hot, baby. Here's some food for thought: Wanna taste my juice? Don't harm a moose.
Vegans are very hot. Smoking hot, baby. Here's some food for thought: Wanna give me a lick? Don't harm a chick.
Vegans are very hot. Flaming hot, baby. Here's some food for thought: Wanna give me a hug? Don't harm a bug.   
Vegans are very hot. Blazing hot, baby. Here's some food for thought: Wanna fuck? Don't harm a duck. 


Vegans are hot. Baby, vegans are hot.