Luckiest thing that can happen to you... #funny #comedy #floatingdothead
Channel: Lethal Mital
Date: 27/04/2023

A friend of mine and I were both born on 4/20.
We always have a joint birthday party.

Why wasn’t Jesus born in modern day Australia?
Because God wouldn’t be able to find find 3 wise men or a virgin.

A baby is born without an eyelid and referred to a Plastic surgeon
Plastic surgeon : You’re lucky it’s a boy. We will perform a circumcision and reconstruct the eyelid with the foreskin.
Mom (not entirely reassured): Will he be ok ? Will he be cockeyed?
Plastic surgeon : Oh no Ma’am, in fact he will have foresight.

Chuck Norris was born by his aunt…
because nobody dared to fuck his mother

Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released
So, that means two American Idiots came out that day

When you are born you actually have 4 kidneys.
But as you get older, two of them turn into adult knees

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WHO AM I:
I'm LethalMital, a YouTuber and content creator.  I love to make people laugh and create content around laughter.  Just like the movie Patch Adams says, laughter is the best medicine.

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