Foot in a Lime | EpicBlooFox
Channel: EpicBlooFox
Date: 2017-08-22

based on real events

extra bit: https://youtu.be/-uRzz1J7f6A

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lyrics (why not):

i've got my foot in a lime         
i've got my foot in a lime
i've got my foot in a lime
and the sensation is divine         

i've got my foot in a lime                        
and now my foot is begrimed       
the surface is slimy like slime        
this must be a heavenly sign            

i've got my foot in a lime                     
perhaps it fell from the sky                       
if i press hard it starts to cry                 
perhaps it's feeling kind of shy              

i've got my foot in a lime                             
i took it out for a dine                                   
it thanked my for the splendid time                  
i said the pleasure was all mine                        

i've got my foot in a lime                         
and also one in my eye         
more limes appear all the time             
one just came out of my behind.            
                                                                    
i've got my foot in a lime                          
the juice is not alkaline
i've got to call 999                                   
and warn them of this dreadful find           
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sir is your foot in a lime            
yes officer it feels divine                   
you understand this is a crime         
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would you like some clomipramine       
no thank you officer i'm fine                     
how 'bout a clementine                          
no thank you sir, i've got a lime.       

*looks down, no lime*

oh. 

do we still have to rhyme?
no that joke's well past it's time
yeah i think we crossed the line
would you like a glass of wine?
....you're under arrest
fair




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