Brian Singer Faggot Haberdashery
Channel: The Contagious Kid
Date: 2014-03-11

I've got an itch that only Lolita porn can scratch
I've got a tube of ghost pepper KY for your snatch
You've got a lot of nerve to try and run away
I said next time your ass is going in the sausage mix
And this time it won't be my sausage in you
In soviet Russia, sausage eats penis
That's right, that country doesn't even make sense
Gosh it's dark in your mom's vagina
It's a great place to grow shrooms
Then my dick can trip out when it's inside her
I thought it was a good laugh to move the diving board to the shallow end
Then load the shallow end with a truck bed full of broken glass
I can pose as medical personnel and get as many bloody little girls that I can bleed even more
And I can cut my dick to shreds if they give me a footjob
I can cut them to shreds in my wood chipper
AIDS flavor Baskin Robbins
Polio string cheese would be made from the victims legs


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