Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 5, Issue 2
Channel: James Pistole
Date: 2017-11-15

Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 5, Issue 2: Music and lyrics by James Pistole
The Candy Man by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley
Valiant Vanquished Season 2, Volume 5, Issue 2: https://youtu.be/owVT2qW4YNM
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Lyrics:
Dike and Noa, Jay and Rin, and Karen
Trying to be heroes, and they’re on a mission

They end up in that hotel owned by JenBelowZero
They tell her how they're all trying to be heroes
Jen tells Da Grup that they should not have come back
They say they're searching for a girl, and they're on her track
Jen knows about the girl, and she had a plan
But something's went wrong, maybe an inside man

Dike gets hard and rushes towards Jen
She conjures an illusions only for him
It keeps him distracted, and she shares her frustration
Jay's been in contact with Omen, so they must know his location

Jen says Jay needs to remove his nanites
But he refuses, and puts up a fight
Their powers all activate, they're ready for a fight
Jay becomes JayShot with all his nanite might
Karen summons Wally and has him try to pin Jay
Noa summons Marinnette, but it really wants a PayDay

Who can break a man's spine?
Make him want to spew
Rip all of his limbs off, then tear him into two
The Candy Loa can
Marinette can
Noa's loa can because it mixes it with sweets and makes their
souls taste good
Who demands a PayDay
And then PB&J
A couple peanut butter cups, and sour skittles too
The Candy Loa can
The Candy Loa does

Jay says his nanites can still be useful
He hacks the airforce base with them to find something fruitful
He finds the girl, Raza, but not just her
Some Omen personnel near their ship in a hangar
Some sort of Scarred Man, and H.A.R.D Corps's best
Palmer and Flatline and Commander Rex

Jay loops the feeds, hacks the scanners for his plan
Now, they'll come up green no matter who's body they scan
Jen says Omen could trace this back, so they'll have to flee
Her team takes Jay out with a well timed EMP

Jay sees himself on a boat fishing with his dad
When he wakes from this illusion, he's gonna be sad
They take him downstairs to remove his nanites
If they can burn them out, Jay might turn out alright
Jay screams in pain as the nanites fight back hard
But they're finally gone, though Jay's a little scarred

In the aftermath, they see what's really a stake
700 psiots Jen's been hiding at her place
But now Omen knows just where they are
So, Jen's illusion won't hold, anymore

With Omen on their way, they've all got to escape
Dike tries to tunnel, punches the wall till it reshapes
He punches and punches and punches some more
But it's awful slow going, he gets bored trying to bore
There's no way to escape, but they've got to take some action
They'll go do something stupid to cause a distraction

Let's see what happens with Da Powah Grup