Elliot Keefer Diss Track
Channel: MC Breadstick the SoundCloud rapper
Date: 2017-03-09

Lyrics:


Your Mums wages are just like your neck, non existent.
When you see food, you get a boner in an instant.
Your life is pathetic,
Probably because you have a whales genetics, and you're a dr who fanatic.

But I dont get it, you go to the gym to work out and an hour later you're eating a big mac
Chicken nuggets and a bacon wrap
Don't forget a diet coke with that.

You've got 6 Chins on your face.
And you probably suck dick just for the taste.
You Fantasise about marrying a guy called jake
Who loves to bake,
Dumplings and a chocolate cake

You're just a fat bitch
If you tried jumping on a pogo stick
You'd break 12 bones and both your hips.

I heard you went to Scoopz with Bill,
Tried to satisfy your urge to eat.
Bill ordered a sundae, you ordered the rest of the week.

Does your obesity not worry your dad?
Probably not cos for a living he does make curry and kebab.

When you eat, why do your rape food?
Like boi, this is food. Not another dude.

You're belly is rounder than ball, 
but after all,
You do get free food from ikmeds curry stall




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