You Always Hurt the One You Love or "Anger mismanagement"  (Goofy Grady)
Channel: KalElohim
Date: 2011-08-11

"Learning to jump the 13 Hurdles to Happiness" is the BIG Blue Book they gave poor Goofy Grady when his "righteous indignation" got loud and out of control and his neighbors had to call the cops. He's a lot better now and he says to tell you him mother-in-law finally thawed out after they took her out of the freezer in his garage. He adds with a tear in his repentant eye that she didn't suffer much frost bite neither. Important thing is, according to Grady's pastor Jack, Grady was NEVER in any danger of losing his salvation. After all, didn't  Goofy Grady sign the card and walk the aisle? He's eternally secure and ANY profession of faith is good....uh isn't it?