COVID-19 Extrovert Blues
Channel: Onetake Wurthrop
Date: 2020-03-23

COVID-19 Extrovert Blues

I'm here in my house,
I can't quarantine this long,
We're so confined that,
I had time to write this song,
Corona virus coming,
Fellow extroverts, stay strong.

Well the President's a moron [editor's note: powerful understatement]
So I've stocked up on Purell,
But with no-one here to talk to,
It's an introverted hell... oh yeah,
I need some social contact now,
These online chats just ain't it,
I gotta to see you all somehow.

I woke up this morning,
I checked the COVID-19 news,
I'm still confined here,
In these extroverted shoes,
Yeah, I got those online distance learning,
People-person yearning,
Cough is quite concerning,
COVID-19's burning,
Bassist on remote assignment,
Extrovert in small confinement...
Blues

Notes:

1) In the spirit of Onetake, the phone rings near the end of the first verse. But the show must go on!
2) Purell brand name not used with permission, but you're welcome for the free advertising.
3) Yeah I know COVID-19 is the disease and SARS-CoV-2 is the virus, but that's harder to fit in the meter.  Do not take public health advice from random YouTube videos.