RPG (Role Proclaiming Gig)
Channel: Audio Alchemyst
Date: 2022-10-08

Our three main class archetypes have something to say about themselves.
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Lyrics:

I’m the glass cannon, I hit hard and fast
Yeah boy, all the enemies aren’t gonna last
Gonna turn up the heat, I’ve got AoE  
Killer precision or accuracy

They might be lookin’ at me, thinkin’ I’m squishy 
But who needs defense when you’ve got me?
The battle’s over, before it even starts
I be tearin’ them up into little parts

I’m the best in the party, get the most kills
Burst damage; that’s how I get my thrills
Humility has not come to me,  
I like to go on a killing spree

You’re unbalanced, just like my stats  
What’s gonna happen next will be real fast
All your tactics won't mean a thing 
Bow down before me, I'm the king

Whoa, slow Down, the
Battle’s going on as long as I’m around

I Pull you In,
This is how the battle’s gonna begin 

I’m the Tank, that’s right,
Highest defense of any one in sight

I can Do, this all day, and you
Know I’m here to Stay

I’m the support, you know me well
Sit down, I’ve got a story to tell 
Every time you get hurt or even die
I bring you back, (honestly, I don’t know why)

I might reduce your damage or buff your attack
Often, I put you where you need to be at
Moving ahead, seeking glory and fame,
That’s everyone, but I stay the same

Standing in the background [what’s that?] It’s me
The healer, that no one wants to be
My job is a chore, quite the bore
Everyone else is looking for more

Only remembered for when I’m needed
Without me, you would all be defeated
I’m humble, I don’t need your praise
But would it kill you to say thanks?