Derpy Spell
Channel: Phone Thief
Date: 2013-01-12

Put your hand in a muffin and say

This human body isn't fine,
On my hip give me a bubble design!
Please give me, Dear Princess Celestia,
A grey coat and blonde tail so i can enter Equestria!
I wish to have wings so i can fly,
Or else my heart will surely die!
My eyes have to be hazel and crossed,
so i can see the world like a boss!

When you eat the muffin, the spell will go into effect.

When you eat a cupcake, you will be human again.

You can only do this spell when a rainbow appears or on a sunny afternoon.

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Otherwise...
I was bored and wanted to make something.. So here it is! Whoopee. Hope it works!