The Jovial Epic Mythos Regarding the Most Esteemed Sir Sephiroth Goku the Stampede
Channel: EPM
Date: 2015-08-04

TRANSCRIPT AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS DESCRIPTION!
The picture comes from the Freelance Astronauts website's fanart section, though does not provide the artist's name.

The Freelance Astronauts' Sephiroth Goku the Stampede joke is my favorite one in the world. As a joke, I "poshified" the transcript from FAquotes' tumblr in the style of MrTennek's The Posh Mothershuckling Dangle Dongler Hour video, and turned it in for a fiction class a few semesters ago.

Then I decided to run it through a text to speech engine at: http://www.acapela-group.com/
Voice list: (All using the UK English setting)
pipes!: Peter 
Ferr: Graham 
Evek: Harry 
Maxwell: Queen Elizabeth

This audio file has sat on my hard drive since about last year. As usual, asking me why I did this is not a question I'll have any answer for.
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NOTE: There's a portion of the dialogue that accidentally repeats, and despite being aware of it, I could not listen to this for any extended period without it blurring together, to the point where I gave up on trying to figure out the exact time that looped. 

Now for the transcript. The original dialogue will be prefixed by the speaker, followed by what I rewrote it into. Some of it had to be respelled for the text-to-speech to pronounce it right, though in some cases I left it alone because the mispronunciation was funnier.

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TRANSCRIPT ON PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/6XiVcjSq