the Sensationalist
Channel: ArsOct
Date: 2015-01-07

I wrote this to poke fun at one of my wing-nutty, conspiracy-theorist friends who used to get me so hyped on world affairs (through a super skewed lens, of course). I didn't pay much attention back then and distrusted most people and things, but I always loved stories.

Have you seen the news? Yeah it's getting pretty bad
Sure, the world is still spinning, but everybody's gone made
Unemployment is high and crime is on the rise
Do we even stand a chance, man?
I can't decide

Have you heard the news?
All the experts agree that we're well on our way into world war three
There's talk of a draft, but they took all our guns
and they bought all the ammo
You think they're coming for us?

We will never know // what tomorrow holds // so just let go

Do you even believe the news?
They say we gotta be on alert
cause everyone's a suspect, everybody on earth
and when I hear them whisper, I listen to every bit
then pray on my knees for zombie apocalypse