Your Butt is Perfect
Channel: John Sakars
Date: 11/12/2020

Do I like your butt? Yes I do. 
Your butt is perfect. 

Some say they like big butts, and that is cool,    
but let's remember all sizes of butts rule. 
All butts are perfect, no matter their shape or size.
No matter who you are, please know your butt's a prize.

It's a gift from Mother Nature to you,
with a hole in it, through which passes your poo.
Your noggin is great, but do you sit on your head?
No. You sit on your butt instead.

Your butt has a big role whenever you rest.
When it comes to sitting, your butt is the best.
Every butt is a winner when it comes to being cute.
I wonder what notes you hit when you toot.

Remember to use your butt whenever you lift.
Your glutes are your biggest muscles. Truly a gift.
Whether using your rear for sitting or to dance,
remember to nourish your ass with plants.

You like having an ass? Other animals do too. 
They don't want their asses turned into a stew. 
Guess what? Chicken butt. Leave that butt alone. 
Chickens want to be free, with space to roam. 

Kindness is the most important thing there is. 
Be kind, even if it ruins your biz.
Capitalism is a pain in all of our asses. 
I can see the system sucks, even without my glasses.  

Your ass, and the rest of you as well, 
deserves a utopia in which to dwell. 
Let's make a world where everyone is free, 
in a post-capitalist society. 

Non-oppression means sitting any time you want, 
or shaking your ass if you want to flaunt. 
No body shaming or slut shaming. 
A whole lotta loving and no blaming. 

Do I like your butt? Yes I do. 
Your butt is perfect.