White Kids From Turning Point
Channel: Mitnerd36
Date: 27/08/2021

An adaptation of "The John Birch Society" by Chad Mitchell Trio
additional lyrics by Lilith of the KitsuneAlicia System
All voices/instruments recorded by Jacob Minter
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LYRICS
If you're afraid of immigrants or other kinds of leech
Then we're speaking at the college where they censor our free speech
We've hired Candace Owens for when we don't want to shout
So you better get there quick before Antifa kicks us out


We're the White Kids From Turning Point
the White Kids From Turning Point
We're here to save our nation from a black marxist plot
We're the White Kids From Turning Point so help us make it stick
It's a waste of time to feed the poor when there's a boot to lick.


Now there's no one in the empire marxism cannot touch
Cuckservatives on Fox News doth protest a bit too much
We know to what we're loyal, it's the good old USA
We don't talk about its founding, but its founders are just great


We're the White Kids From Turning Point
the White Kids From Turning Point
Defending Europe's heritage that they want to replace
We're the White Kids From Turning Point, oh is someone talking smack?
Let's bring Candace Owens up from where she's seated in the back


You've heard about the agents who play the marxist games
There's also the islamic ones, they're basically the same
We're fighting Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib
So please ignore our big erections while we scream at AOC


'cause we're the White Kids From Turning Point
the White Kids From Turning Point
Dubya and Jeb may think they're kidding us along
but the White Kids From Turning Point know that cash cow is broke
hey, George Soros ain't got nothing on our last surviving Koch


We'll teach you how to spot them on social media
'cause in the street you look for burqas or a certain yarmulke
Or any kind of symbol that says they disagree
With the truth of US power and of our supremacy


We're the White Kids from Turning Point
the White Kids From Turning
Here to save our nation from a globalistic plot
We're the White Kids From Turning Point and now's the time to choose:
Will it be us or all the leftists who say that "globalists" means Jews?



[America the Beautiful]
Do you want fetuses killed en masse?
Do you want schoolchildren learning about class?
No, you cannot trust statistics about women's health one bit,
'cause if she says "rape" but she got pregnant, then she wanted it


So say the White Kids From Turning Point
the White Kids From Turning Point
Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the right
Yes we're the White Kids From Turning Point the hardest of the right
You can join our youthful movement and become a real White
a Real White
a real White Kid From Turning Point