Brexit. Well‽
Channel: Mike Jones
Date: 2019-05-02

BREXIT                                                                                                      

BEHOLD BREXIT BOONDOGGLERS. BE YOU BLOKES BLANCHED BY FOREBEARS' BEQUEST BEMOANING THE BLACKENING OR BROWNING OF BRITISH URBIA. BE YOU BEWITCHED BY BANAL BRAINWASHING BRAZENLY BANISHING BEES, BELITTLING UN-BENDY BANANAS, BASHING BETRAYED ''BREEDS'' BRUTALISED BY BRITISH-BACKED BOMBINGS BLOWING IN FROM ABROAD; BEREFT OF B'REASON—BELIEVING BOWLFUL AFTER BOWLFUL OF BLATANT BULLSHIT.

BACKUP A BRIEF BIT.  

BULLETS, BOMBS BELEAGUERED BOTH BRITAIN AND BELGIUM BEFORE. BETTER BEINGS BUILT BASIC, BRITTLE BUT BRAVE BRIDGES; BREATHING BREATH INTO BATTERED BODIES—BOTH BIRTHPLACES AND BIPEDS—BRINGING BACK BRETHREN FROM THE BRINK; BESTOWING BEATIFIC BELONGING; BRANDISHING OLIVE-BRANCHES; AND BUSINESSLIKE, BELITTLING BANDITS BEREFT OF BASIC BENEVOLENCE.

BE BIGGER! BEAR DOWN ON THE BREAKING BAD.

BREACH THE BROMANCE BETWIXT BEWILDERED BIGWIGS AND BLEATING, BABBLING HIGH-BORN BACKBENCHERS. BERATE BLEARY-EYED BALLOT-BOX-BEATERS BEHOLDEN, BRIBED OR BORED. BEWARE THE BENEFACTORS OF BREXIT: BOYS, BY AND LARGE, B'RESIDING BETWEEN BELOVED ALBION AND BEGUILING BANKS BEYOND. BE NOT OBLIVIOUS TO THE BELLIGERENCE OF BULLY-BOYS BROADCASTING BILE-FUL B'RHETORIC (BETIMES ON THE BEEB) BRANDISHING BITTER, BITTERLY BEWAILING THE BEREAVEMENT OF BYGONE BEHAVIOUR, BEMOANING THE BRIGHT AND BOOKISH WHILE BABY BOOMERS BELIEVE AND BIG-UP BOLLOX.

BLITZ BRAVADO BALLONI BEST BECOMES BUFFOONS. 

BROADEN BEYOND ''TO BE OR NOT TO BE.'' BARE THE BRETRAIL OF ABANDONED BRITS. BEAR THE BLAME. BELAY THE BLUNDER; BUY TIME; BACK-IT-UP; BACK-IT-OUT, BEGIN AND THEREIN BROACH THE BETRAYAL, BELIGHT THE BLIGHTING AND BEQUIETING OF THE BROKE, BEGGARED AND ABANDONED. BREAK IT, FOR BE BOUND! THIS BREXIT BURIES BLUE-COLLAR AND BOURGEOISIE BOTH; ALBEIT BOXED BELOW AND ABOVE.

BOTHERED?

BAYESIAN-LY BRINGING TO BEAR BUT BRAZENLY BREWING BUILDERS TEA WE BET OUR BREAKFASTS BRIMMING WITH BACON AND BAKED BEANS, BET OUR BRAISED BEEF, BLANCHED BROAD-BEANS, BOILED BROCCOLI HABITUALLY BEDECKED ON BRITISH BOWLS, BEFITTING OUR BOWELS. AND BY-THE-BY BEFOWLING OUR BEACHES; OUR BREAD AND BUTTER NOW BESMIRCHING OUR BREACHES. WE BAR BANTER ABOUT BALMS, ANTIBIOTICS AND BUYING-ATOMICS. BRING TO BEAR BUT THE BEASTLY BITS ABOVE, I'M BRICKING IT.

BETTING BREXIT'LL BETTER US BOTH? JIM'LL BREXIT!

BE BRAVE; B'REACH-OUT; BRING ABOUT BETTER BRITAIN;
BE BASTIONS OF BIGGER BLUEPRINTS; BE BUG BITTEN. 
BLAZE ABOUND; BRING BACK BRAINS, BRING BACK BALANCE AND B'REASON.
BE BRAZEN: BURN BRAS. BE BOLD; BIND IT WITH BRIMSTONE.
PASS BY BIFURCATION AND BYPASS BISECTION. 
BY PARLIAMENT, B'REFERENDA OR B'ELECTION!
BRING IT BACK, /SING/ IT BACK. BREAK. CHANGE DIRECTION
BE BRITISH BE BETTER BY WAY OF BRE'ACTION AND...

BY AND BY BEHOLD A BRIGHTER, EMBRACING, BRITANNIA. 

AND TO BREXIT I SAY: BRISINGR.

EMCEE ARSEY @emceearsey
(WITH ABOLOGIES TO LEMN SISSAY)
(ORIGINAL PHOTO: TIM GREEN AKA atoach ON FLICKR)