I Suck at Chess
Channel: John Sakars
Date: 2021-05-10

I suck at chess. The more I play, the worse I get. 
What is a gambit? I forget. That's okay, I'll still play. 
I suck at chess. 

I move the pieces around, like I know what to do, 
but the truth is, I don't have a clue. 
All my moves are random as fuck. 
If I do something right, it was pure luck. 

I've got two horses, running free.
Where will they go next? Just wait and see. 
Oops, they're in your hand. One then two. 
My goodness, I don't know what to do. 

When I make a blunder, 
it is louder than thunder. 
Everybody can see, what I couldn't, apparently.
I celebrate when I take a pawn, 
but you capture my queen and have a yawn. 
I'm sorry queen. I need to look 
before I move a bishop or a rook.  

I suck at chess. 
The more I play, the worse I get. 
What is a gambit? I forget. 
That's okay, I'll still play. 
I suck at chess. 

I read some tips, like a real go-getter. 
If you see a good move, look for something better. 
So I look at the board, but I must confess, 
I see nothing but a great big mess. 

This game is tough, like an exam. 
Sometimes I forget what colour I am.
Oh right, I'm the colour with a king in check. 
Nowhere safe to go. What the heck? 

That's right, check mate. You won. 
I had a lot of fun. 
Win or lose, I'm glad to be alive. 
Together, let's help each other thrive. 

Imagine everybody having time to play, 
on this and every other day. 
Let's make a non-oppressive society,
so that everyone can be free.