[Gittin Gud] Riverfolk Company Advanced Guide for Root
Channel: Nevakanezah
Date: 19/03/2024

Are you looking to enlarge your portfolio? Is your short share getting blue-chipped?
Tired of having attractive single businesses in your area tease you about your small market cap?
Well say goodbye to pumping and dumping your low-hanging fruit, thanks to THE RIVERFOLK COMPANY!

Presented as part of Root: A woodland game of might and right by none other than
LEDER GAMES!
These Otters have maximum bandwith to drill down into your spread and synergize your position until you give 110%!
So don't get your action item stuck coming down the pipe, contact THE RIVERFOLK COMPANY today!

CHAPTERS
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0:00 - It's topical, and lemon-scented
1:36 - Don't Google that.
3:56 - A valuable resource, like Asbestos
4:46 - A hostile takeover of your eardrums
6:46 - More like BADSET, am I right?
7:38 - We accept cash, card, and personnel
8:51 - Blackwotter
11:01 - Feline Financials
12:01 - How to make friends and gaslight people
14:04 - Finally, the start of the video
15:54 - Crashing the card economy
17:05 - I label all my boxes this way
19:56 - Work? In THIS economy?!
11:18 - No wage, only spend
23:38 - My stock portfolio is also cursed
25:13 - Quittin' time
27:04 - ...And I will never forgive them for it
29:46 - This could have been a saucy e-mail


SCRIPT ASSISTANCE
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Jermcurry
Francis
JC_
pikmin
@elivaras
Tampy
Charoscu
Lucat27
@GuerricSamplesGames
LoveShard
Noisemaker
t1mothy

VISUALS (Not Exhaustive)
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"Give yourself the Green light" by General Motors Corp. (1954)
Sourced from https://www.youtube.com/@USAutoIndustry
Seiyria's excellent Root resource: https://root.seiyria.com/
https://www.pexels.com/, for the stock footage
@gyarugarou for saving me from making my own zany old tier list
@NaturalHabitatShorts for the hilarious otter animation https://www.youtube.com/@NaturalHabitatShorts
TrainFan119 for the Vietnam flashback footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSm2Q0uLlDE

MUSIC
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Nintendo
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Windy - Conker's Bad Fur Day
Dire Dire Docks (in water) - Super Mario 64
Ocean theme - Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
FE: Path of Radiance - Power Hungry Fool
Harvest Moon 64 - Spring
Skies of Arcadia - Great Silver Temple
Skies of Arcadia - Gag
Super Mario Sunshine - Isle Delfino
wii shop channel (osrsbeatz remix)
Ocarina of Time - Ganondorf Battle
Donkey Kong Country - Aquatic Ambiance
Banjo-Kazooie - Mumbo's Skull
Animal Crossing New Horizons - Nook's Cranny - We'll Be Closing Doors in 10 Minutes!

Kevin MacLeod
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"Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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