Natchian News March 15th, 2014
Channel: NatchEvil
Date: 2014-03-16

Short Answer:  I was obligated into another week of this crap.

Long Answer:  My wife and I agreed to watch a friends house and his menagerie of pets, including snakes, hamsters, and his cowardly dog.  THEN they moved the time table up about 2 weeks from when we THOUGHT they were going on Vacation.  Then, a couple of days ago, they called us and said "Did we say we were coming back Saturday night?  HA!  No.  We're coming back Friday Night."  I miss my bed, my computer, my recliner, and my own dog.

Q and A time.

Q:  How are you making this update?
A:  Queeny (The wife) and I had to return home for more clothes and food.  My computer happened to be nearby, so I threw this together real quick.

Q:  Why not take the computer with you?
A:  Damn thing's over 7 years old.  It's held together with spit and crusted glue.  I don't wanna take it on the bumpy ride to the friend's house just to find I have to work on it for a week to get it working again, and THEN bring it back to work on it again.  I'mma leave it planted at my house.

Q:  Doesn't your wife have a Laptop?
A:  Yeah.  She doesn't have any of my games, saves, or passwords.  If you want LP's of the Sims3 for the next week, I guess I could do that...but...but why?

Q:  Do you hate their dog?
A:  Yes.  He won't stop staring at me and nothing I can do will convince him that I'm not the Antichrist.  It's hard not to be offended.

Q:  Are you working on Worlsend?
A:  For the last week I've been outlining, writing, and making puzzles for the Worlsend Comic.  I'm SO fucking bored, it's all I can do.  I've even put together a rudimentary RPG system for the comic...again...  Ooo!  And I made little cut out figurines of the characters...for science.

Any other Questions will be answered in comments.