song of the day 36 (5/18/08) roach oatmeal
Channel: barracudatheband
Date: 2008-05-26

i was making oatmeal
yesterday morning
just the usual food
gettin  a little borin
looked in my cabinent
tried to find something new
and then i found you

you were a real big roach
livin in my food
i sceeched a little bit
didnt know what to do
i thought for a minute
then i decided 
i wonder what you taste like
in my mouth
yeah gettin you excited

i need that protein from you
had cockroach oatmeal
for the first time in my life
let me tell you
the extra crunch you add
is really really nice
your beaty little eyes
trembled as my teeth 
chomp down on you
but you invested my house baby
so what did you expect me to do

did you think i would love
well i love you 
in my mouth 
you're so tasty and yummy
you crawled and now you're in my tummy
gave me enough energy 
to walk form alafaya to bumby
in like 12 minutes 

i'm like a super human
when i finsih eatin you
you i know i could
fly 
and i hadn't ate anything else
or smoked anythink
but i was feelin so high

was feelin was euphoric
my body tingled and you know
my dookie twinkled 
cause ti had bug guts in it
and the only ting i reget 
is when i finished

and i wanna eat more of you
its something i hope i can do
hopefully the rest of your family
is chillin in my house 
waiting for an attack
with a plan to get me back
and all i gotta do is 
set up a trap
and then snap your families thorax

and then put them in boiling water
and i will eat them
be happy like a 3 yr old daugher
who gets a pony for her birthday
it will be so fun

eatin roaches in my oatmeal everyday
all that protein i can't get anywhere else
roaches on oatmeal is the best
it hopes me sleep at night
with no weight on my chest
cause i'm getting what i need
[...]

you used to make me hurl
now you make me hungry
and i saved a lot of money
cause i don't have to buy food
i just have to eat you

paul was walkin in the desert 
for 30 days and all he ate
was grass hoppers and roaches
i'm feelin a little metaphysical
maybe i'll talk to god

so thank you roaches
for being my friend
hopefully none of you 
will come out of my rear end
cause i can hope to digest 
all your components
i wonder if my poop is a different color
if it shows it
that i've eaten you
i hope not
but if its true
it might make me stop
cause unless its efficient
i don't want to digest it
i'll have to eat a whole bowl
to accurately test it