Supermarkets’ NEW RULES (Item Limits and Dedicated Shopping Hours!)
Channel: Daily Insight
Date: 2020-03-18

NOTE: This is a piece of satire, perhaps poorly-written and in poor taste, but satire nonetheless. The CEO’s for Woolworths and Coles did not not join me on this little YouTube channel and come up with these ridiculous rules. However, they have been coming up with ridiculous rules in real life to try to stop people from going crazy in their supermarkets. But as I’ve always said, “You can’t stop crazy!”. In this video, I invent some brand new exciting trading restrictions that Woolworths will be enforcing starting from next week. They’ll implement a daily system that focuses on helping out the vulnerable in our society. For example, Mondays will be Help the Elderly Day. Wednesdays will be Alphabet Day. And Fridays will be set aside for the Woolworths Treasure Hunt (where essential items are hidden throughout the store)! In similar style to Stikeez, Coles CEO Steven Cain talks about the brand new measures Coles will be implementing to put the fun back into toilet paper shortages. Just by spending more money at Coles, you’ll get free rolls of toilet paper! We also have a special guest from Aldi Germany who will talk to us about the importance of high-quality German chocolate and how it relates to curbing the toilet paper shortages at Aldi.

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