Rev Priest sings "I'm A Subgenius Preacher"
Channel: Adam
Date: 2018-12-31

I got some "Bob" in me and I gots to get it out.

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He was working on a TV
set of his own design.
When God's lightning struck the antenna
and "Bob" Dobbs became divine.


I'm a Subgenius preacher,
I praise "Bob" every day,
I'm a Subgenius preacher,
"Bob" gives me slack in so many ways
Till we're taken away, 
On that glorious X-Day 


The world will end tomorrow,
and everyone will die,
Well okay, maybe not tomorrow,
But no-one here gets out alive.

Except the Subgenius faithful,
We need not be afraid,
The escape vessels are a' coming,
And we'll all going to get laid.


I'm a Subgenius preacher,
I praise "Bob" every day,
I'm a Subgenius preacher,
"Bob" gives me slack in so many ways
Saved from alien death rays
While the norms are all slain


"Bob" has Jehovah's plans and
Though him you can be saved
If you promise you'll be faithful
And your ordainment fee is paid.

You'll have eternal salvation,
With a money back guarantee,
For just over thirty dollars,
You'll have slack eternally.


I'm a Subgenius preacher,
I praise "Bob" every day,
I'm a Subgenius preacher,
"Bob" gives me slack in so many ways
T&C's may apply,
I mean "Bob's" just this guy.


So when you choose your religion,
Remember none of them are true,
But the Subgenii at least promise,
to give a refund when it's due.


I'm a Subgenius preacher,
I praise "Bob" every day,
I'm a Subgenius preacher,
"Bob" gives me slack in so many ways
Till we're taken away, 
On that glorious X-Day 
Saved from alien death rays
While the norms are all slain
I mean "Bob's" just this guy.
T&C's may apply.