Zelda Ancient Stone Tablets: Smackers | Ep 4 | Grouch Potatoes
Channel: GrouchPotatoes
Date: 2015-11-24

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You're not the hero of time, you're the Hero of Light! Ancient Stone Tablets is a Japanese exclusive for Nintendo's first downloadable content service for the Super Nintendo. It's a separate adventure set in the world of A Link to the Past. Yeah, does that get your cock hard? Link to the Past? You like that?

Between August 6, 1995 and May 30, 1999 Nintendo in collaboration with St.GIGA broadcast three different The Legend of Zelda titles to fans for download via the Super Famicom's Satellaview subsystem. BS Zelda no Densetsu, BS Zelda no Densetsu: MAP2, and BS Zelda no Densetsu: Inishie no Sekiban all featured SoundLink narration which was the first time that Nintendo-sponsored Zelda titles made use of voice-actors to provide vocal tracks. As the first SoundLink Game released via Satellaview, BS Zelda no Densetsu in particular was identified by Nintendo as the world's first integrated radio-game.

During this time, starting on March 2, 1997, a non-SoundLink port of Zelda no Densetsu: Kamigami no Triforce was also broadcast via Satellaview. Broadcasts of Kamigami no Triforce continued periodically throughout the tenure of Nintendo's partnership with St.GIGA (which ended on May 30, 1999) and then St.GIGA independently broadcast the game until May 29, 2000.

With the exception of Kamigami no Triforce all Zelda titles broadcast to the Satellaview were Satellaview-exclusive. Because the Satellaview was only released in Japan, these games were also all Japan-only releases. To date none of these titles have been released in any other form and due to the download limitations imposed on the broadcasts and the termination of support for the system these games are no longer available on the commercial market. Subsequent to the announcement at E3 2010 regarding the rerelease of BS Fire Emblem: Akaneia Senki (the first Satellaview-exclusive title to be re-released commercially) 10 years after the last Satellaview broadcast, there has been renewed speculation regarding the possibility of Nintendo's rerelease of the BS Zelda titles, however to date there has been no official announcement on the matter from Nintendo.

There has been much fan debate about whether or not the Zelda titles for the Satellaview (collectively known as the BS Zelda games) should be considered enhanced remakes or spin-off titles, whether or not their plots (different plots from the prior titles in 3 of the 4 Satellaview games) should be regarded as canonical or not, and if so where they should fit into the timeline of Zelda events.