Morning Announcements at the Monday Night Concert (Gold Team) on JoCo Cruise 2023
Channel: Angela Brett
Date: 2023-03-26

We have us a Drew! Groundskeeper Drew (who’s not sure if he even works at this school) remarks that it doesn’t smell like bins labelled ‘Foreign Garbage’ like they have downstairs.

There’s no such thing as jynx! It’s not a thing! JoCo always curses Poseidon’s eyes on day 2. (Cursing Poseidon’s Eyes is Storm’s Great Big Sea cover band.)

The shipwide chess game is 1–1, but the gold team is about to take full command of the third game.

Signups are beginning for the ‘Um… actually’ game and the Spelling Bee. You can sign up at the Game Liberry.

The second pinball machine is alive and up and running. 

There is a silent auction being run for a cool map to raise money for the ship’s crew fund. Drew tells us about some of the ship’s crew you don’t see, and about the perils of having the Laundry Master’s phone, or the Night Plumber’s phone. The Night Plumber plumbs the depths of the night, and is also the name of John Scalzi’s next novel.

Principal Paul Sabourin has something important to tell us, though he knows it’s actually the red team, not us: Please do not put googly eyes on the artwork (is the name of Storm’s “Weird Al” Yankovic cover band.) It’s artwork! It’s stuff they are trying to sell! And if it gets messed up, Jonathan has to pay for it. There is nothing in the rulebook that says you can not put actual eyes on the artwork.

The Disney singalong for that evening has been postponed.

Today’s theme is Captain Day! Tomorrow’s theme is Cosplay Halloween!

Paul then announces our next performer, River Butcher, whose set we weren’t allowed to film. River asks if we can put a bowl of peeled grapes on the artwork. We weren’t allowed to film RIver’s set, but I figure that part is not technically part of his usual set. 

This concert as individual songs is at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ-l6mr1dW0g_S6eB7HXaKnRNOCuMNR8j
Open Mike Eagle's set as a single video is at https://youtu.be/HlgCk8SLgZQ
Everything I've uploaded from this cruise is at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ-l6mr1dW0jjisZGkrSSNQ8HiKRFLxGW