#17 - A Letter From a Secret Admirer
Channel: Producing Meemies
Date: 2019-04-06

Hello Meemie,

Xiphos is a big cunt. He makes fun of me and throws eggs at me until I'm forced to submit to his wishes. Meemie, I pray to you every day to no avail. Meemie, please answer my wishes; I've been a saint to those around me except Xiphos because Xiphos is a big cunt.

Meemie, yesterday, I went to the store to buy a sola meme with my hard-earned money. I had struggled through winter, the snow-ladden streets a hellscape with an oil barrel fire and a raccoon as my only companions. Twice on a particularly windy and freezing Sunday did Xiphos try to steal my money because Xiphos is a big cunt. My only income was selling eggs on the street, eggs that the friendly big bouncy bird had given me; I did not eat them, for the money had to be saved for sola meme, and I do not eat eggs because I am not a big fucking cunt.

In the store, I felt the gazes of the other customers on me. Parents bustled around, purchasing the leather bound special edition of the Linux Programming Interface for their children. I scurried to the back of the store to find my latest hit of sola meme from the sola meme dealer. To my horror, Xiphos is a big cunt, and he stood on top of the sola meme dealer's bloody corpse and a Greek xiphos in his hand. It was then, Meemie, that he focused his gaze on me, his empty eye sockets darker than the pit that his soul lay in. Meemie, I was scared because Xiphos is a big cunt.

I've now found shelter under the rock roof of a raccoon's rocket rack. As I eat my rice that's grown rank, I rummage through my thoughts and seek to reign in the raging emotions, my hopes razed by the raid on my sola meme dealer.

Xiphos is a big cunt.

Yours truly,

A secret admirer.