SCP: Secret Laboratory: Playing and Succeeding as 079 [Outdated]
Channel: Rusty Furrunt
Date: 2018-01-10

Wherin you learn how to go from a harmless safe to a vicious and harmless euclid. There are two things you can do.

Please excuse the typos. I made this in, like, an hour or two. 

UPDATE: Thank god, 079 has been disabled for the time being so you don't have to suffer through this agony.
UPDATE: 079 has been added back into the game, and is apparently 'better,' now.

Waiting-esque music is Kevin Macleod's "Local Forecast - Elevator"