UNCLE ANDROSS
Channel: ThorkellTheTall
Date: 08/03/2010

A man with a mission dons his Jamesglasses and sets out on one last bout with his enemy. In order to complete the ultimate genocide of all M.O.N.K.E.Y.s, and rid the universe of their scourge, he travels with his team of anthropomorphic animal-people (Read: Furries) and tears through the enemy ranks to reach his target. The ape hivemind is controlled by a series of Apeheads. Only they have the brains to rule lylat, and thus they control the M.O.N.K.E.Y. forces. When this man subverted an assault made by another completely unrelated team of anthropomorphic animal-people (Read: Furries), and a large angry STONEr with an affinity for punching walls in anger, he finally reached the lair of the Apehead he was gunning for. The battle raged as long as anyone can remember (Thirty Seconds Holy Fuck), and once the Apehead's defeat was evident, the man with the Jamesglasses was appalled to discover the true nature of the Apehead overlords. They did not have the brains to rule Lylat at all, and they were actually maracas. This discover would shatter the universe as the Anthropomorphic Animal-People (Read: Furries) knew it, and nothing would ever be the same.