Pain and Suffering with Limrix
Channel: Limrix
Date: 2023-03-12

Because Rich Hagon can't have all the fun.  https://vimeo.com/642163889



Where do you find 100 million year-old wetland mosquito? Wetland's Amber. (Wetland Sambar)
 Well, I agree that the guests are much more likely suspects, but I don't think we should write off the servants. (Rite of the Serpent)
 I'm a DOTA pro. You might even say I'm a legend! I have over 1000 wins! (One Thousand Winds)
 A man walked into my store and said, "I'd like to buy eight delicious cherry pies." "Well," I said, "I can get you two or three, but I don't think we have eight." (Weave Fate)
 They said I couldn't make it in the electrical field, but I proved them wrong. I feed off resistance! (Feat of Resistance)
 SKAAAAAB! SKAAAAAB! SKAAAAAAB! (Screeching Skaab)
 Solar flares at this time of the year? This has to be a fey sun's doing! (Day's Undoing)
 "But goblins told me that..." No, Matt. Goblins lied. (Goblinslide)
 I left a disk burning overnight, and when I came back, I couldn't believe my eyes! On the screen: an error message: CD UNWRITTEN. (See the Unwritten)
 I just don't get star wars. I who needs the force when you've got all those pretty lase-swords? (Pitiless Horde)
 What do you do when you want to protect your nest egg? Vault your saving. (Vulturous Aven)
 I once knew a mysterious blind seer. Must've been rich, too, cause he had mythril eyes. (Myth Realized)
 My friend was always talking about how great England was. "Just look at it! It's got fog and crumpets and the bloody metric system! I daresay it's the best country bar none." He moved to Europe a year after. (Ghirapur Gearcrafter)

And now for a song: (To the tune of whatever you feel like) Where has Coli gone boys, where has Coli gone?
 Where has Coli gone boys, where has Coli gone?
 Where has Coli gone boys, where has Coli gone?
 I ask you as a personal friend, where has Coli gone?
 She gone and drove my car, boys. She gone and drove my car.
 She gone and drove my car, boys. She gone and drove my car.
 She gone and drove my car, boys. She gone and drove my car.
 I tell you as a personal friend: she gone and drove my car. What did Nico bow lads, what did Nico bow?
 What did Nico bow lads, what did Nico bow?
 What did Nico bow lads, what did Nico bow?
 I ask you as a personal friend, what did Nico bow?
 He bowed a mere din boys, he bowed a mere din.
 He bowed a mere din boys, he bowed a mere din.
 He bowed a mere din boys, he bowed a mere din.
 I tell you as a personal friend, he bowed a mere din. What did Tezzer e't boys, what did Tezzer e't?
 What did Tezzer e 't boys, what did Tezzer e't?
 What did Tezzer e't boys, what did Tezzer e't?
 I ask you as a personal friend, what did Tezzer e't?
 He e't alla our food boys, he e't alla our food.
 He e't alla our food boys, he e't alla our food.
 He e't alla our food boys, he e't alla our food.
 I tell you as a personal friend, he e't alla our food.

Music: Cool Piano Jazz by JuliusH from Pixabay