Reindeer Bones - Patrick Canning (Official Video)
Channel: Canning Factory
Date: 2013-12-24

Buy or download this song plus other Christmas classics here: http://patrickcanning.bandcamp.com/album/happy-seasons
It's that time of year again.
I sorta cheated a bit this year and just stole some clips of children having temper tantrums off youtube and threw them in the general direction of Premiere Pro. The final result is kinda heartwrenching at times but since the whole concept of my christmas video project tradition is to record a christmas song and make a video for it in the last two days before christmas, I can't go back and fix anything, I don't have the time. 
Anyway, here's the chords and lyrics so you can play it around the fireplace for your grandchildren: 
D                             G
My children scare me
D     E   F# G      F#    D  E   F#  E       D         G    D  
they will run around and cry and throw things at me
D     E   F#         G      F#          D  E   
they will scream and scream and scream 
F#   E        D           Bm
and scream and scream
they will eat the tinsel off of the tree
they will puke all night and day and day and night
they will never go to sleep without a fight
they will throw the christmas wreaths into the fire
they will curse and swear and slash their grandmas tires
they will roam around the streets in vicious gangs
they will cut you with their claws and sharpened fangs
A                           
But late this christmas night
D
there was a clatter on the roof
A
like the scrape of Santa's sleigh
D
and clack of reindeer hooves
G
but what followed all that noise 
D
was not the sound of christmas cheer
G
but a series of violent thuds
E                                     A   A7
and a scream of primal fear
G
I ran outside to see about
D
this commotion on my home
G
and I saw my children bathed in blood
E                                   A
with a stack of reindeer bones
G
reindeer bones
D     GDGDGDGD A A7 D