Overwatch! Now With 50% MORE FACIALS
Channel: A Road Less Traveled
Date: 2016-11-08

TEAM B0N3R Str0k3rs vs TEAM FaGLaNtIS

Ladies & Gentleman, Boys & Gals, Young & Old, to everyone a biiig FUCK YOU!  jk luv u ;)
So the other day I was just having a rousing game of cat and mouse on the internet with my left and my right hand (masturbating for those with low IQ's) when I got bored and decided to play some Overwatch.

  So in my blue balled stupor, I found myself matched up against some people, and as I enjoy to, I talk shit... Sometimes that shit is DARK as the blackest pit of hell, and others it is quite enjoyable and feels like a warm electric blanket wrapped around your scrotum in the middle of winter, as you are curled up with your boyfriends thumb up your ass, drinking a fine red wine by the fireplace.  Aber, maybe your girlfriend was slowly jerking you off while your favorite show is on, and you are lightly caressing her vagina, and every once in a while you slip a finger in, but shes like "not tonight, It's my time of the month, we can just cuddle.." or some gay ass shit that chicks do... when all you really want to do is have yourself a red wedding for your wiener, but I digress.

I happened to find myself in a lobby (Overwatch duh oh and I was invited to join) with my opponents, and they turned out to be another group of very tiny humans.  and by that I mean tiny in age, because for all I know Deadliest-kitten is actually 757 pounds and eats food from a feeding trough in the middle of Alabama...  so these youngsters were super psyched that I do youtube and twitch stuff, So a very long story short I played a guy in Overwatch, and for those who actually give two fucks to read descriptions 

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I beat his little candy ass :P :P  lol sorry deadly but you know I whipped your ass lol