41 Dad Jokes in 4 Minutes! (with special guest star...)
Channel: vlogbrothers
Date: 2016-12-23

Thank you to all of the dads who have made so many wonderful dad jokes over the years, many of which I stole for this video. There is a partial list of sources below!

Thanks everyone for your kind wishes during paternity leave. It's been intense and wonderful. I am glad I had a joyful way to return to this channel even though there's a lot to be concerned about in the world and my country right now. I really love making these videos, and I am very lucky to have this thing in my life. 

If you're able and interested, John and I will be having many fun times at NerdCon: Nerdfighteria in Boston, February 25th and 26th. http://www.nerdconnerdfighteria.com

I just found out I was dating a communist.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/5in41v/i_just_found_out_i_was_dating_a_communist/

Father Figure
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/5j1n2j/why_call_it_a_dad_bod/

I can saw wood just by looking at it
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/5gtbx0/good_one_from_my_dad_i_can_cut_wood_by_just/

I wear my leather shoes when I’m sneaking around because they’re MADE of hide.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/3ogaz9/leather_armor_is_perfect_for_sneaking_because_its/

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/4oj01b/why_do_scuba_divers_always_fall_backwards_out_of/

I love how the earth rotates, it really makes my day.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/5jiqxs/i_love_how_the_earth_rotates/

Tupperware? Tupperhere!
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/2p183h/even_when_hes_alone/

You know where you get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1s05hz/dad_joke_on_thanksgiving/

“How long is dinner going to be?”
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/257hs0/today_my_dad_was_making_the_dinner/

Oh boiling water...you will be mist!
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/395oop/rip_boiling_water_you_shall_be_mist/

Good Morning, how’d you sleep?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1ssjxi/how_did_you_sleep/

What book are you reading?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/4up4pu/i_asked_my_girlfriend_what_book_she_was_reading/

Why won’t you untangle!
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/3p854k/wife_yelling_at_earbuds_why_wont_you_just_untangle/

Orion’s belt is a huge waste of space
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/3yfvty/orions_belt_is_a_huge_waist_of_space/

What do you get when you divide a poop into three pieces
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/32kqdg/what_do_you_get_when_you_divide_poop_by_three/

How many sides does a circle have?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/4mzgzw/how_many_sides_does_a_circle_have/

Huh...there’s a hole in my shoe…
ME TOO! It’s how I get my foot inside!

Jean Jacket
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/3rd0ql/my_wife_wanted_to_take_our_other_two_dogs_on_a/?ref=search_posts

HILL AREAS!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/56vevx/mountains_arent_just_funny/

Will Smith
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/56bw6r/how_do_you_find_will_smith_in_the_snow/




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