The Divine Feline Cupid Kitten Hazelton Learns To Be Invisible!
Channel: Petite Porch Performances
Date: 13/12/2023

The Hazey Report - The divine feline learns how to be invisible. And it's not sitting perfectly still thinking no one can see what you are up to. Our super hero's alternative theme song this week is from the "Spiderman" TV cartoon's song with substituted and vastly superior lyrics, "Hazelton, Hazelton / What an incredible ball of fun/ Spins a love web, any size / Catches humans, just like flies / Look out! Here comes the Hazelton!" Feel free to hum along. 

Latest kitty cat tip, forget the catnip. Fresh oregano is all you need for one teeny tiny cupid to turn into an Incredible Purrple Hulk! Latest favorite toy - shinning silver gum wrappers and petite coop produce bags. Best new super power - stinky, death farts that will clear any room of super villains and well - any living organisms really. It has been recommended that we should contact the CDC and WHO about bottling and testing these gaseous weapons against any new mutant viruses. That's it for now. Stay tuned for more from The Purrple Haze's Hazey Report. Because nothing is ever perfectly clear; or is it!

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Shalom - Nancy & the divine feline cupid kitty Hazelton
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