Marijuana Island
Channel: Notes & Queries
Date: 22/11/2014

If I could I'd have my own private island and I'd part Marijuana Island but I wouldn't have any marijuana on it at all when the cops invaded and searched the place all they'd find was an orphanage that I'd built for disadvantaged Haitian children. 

They wouldn't find any marijuana on the entire island because I built Marijuana Island just for little Haitian orphans. 

The name of the island obviously having no connection to what's actually on the island because marijuana would be strictly forbidden on Marijuana Island.

And as the cops left Marijuana Island in disgrace I'd be watching from my second secret island called Orphan Island where marijuana is always allowed.