Famous Old Man
Channel: Uxenden
Date: 07/03/2012

Original song, written and performed by Aldous U.

Lyric:

I'm a famous old man with a God-sized guitar
I got a big gold Rolls and a private bar
Everybody knows what a prince I am
I'm a wonderful fella, the famous old man

I got a famous grin and a famous walk
I got a hell of a style, hear the way I talk
They call me the king 'cos that's what I am
I'm the guy with the whip-hand, the famous old man

I got ambitions like Alexander, a hat like Kaiser Bill
The looks of an Apollo, a quill like Shakespeare, Will
I have dreams like Martin Luther King, a come-on like Mae West
I have a whale of a time like Moby Dick, I got a monster like Loch Ness
I got playmates like Hugh Hefner, I'm in oils like Whistler's Ma
I'm burning bright like Joan of Arc, I got a belly like Buddha

I got positions like Kama Sutra, the wiggle of Monroe
Some tapes like Richard Nixon, I paint like Picasso
I got a big halo like Jesus, a pillar of salt like Lot
The golden mitts of Midas, some knights like Camelot
I got commandments just like Moses, a horde like Genghis Khan
Suede shoes like Elvis Presley, coloured by Gauguin

I got a thirst on me like Dracula, Ides like Julius Caesar
Some philosophies like Socrates, the smile of Mona Lisa
I got theories like Al Einstein, the wisdom of Solomon
A lisp like Humphrey Bogart, and the balls of Superman
I can fiddle as good as Nero, I eat like Friar Tuck
I talk to the waves like King Canute, and I don't give a... hoot

And if you search for a thousand years from Texas to Japan
You'll never meet the equal of this famous old man!