Miley, You're a Good Girl (Jon Lajoie)
Channel: Jon Lajoie / Wolfie’s Just Fine
Date: 2013-08-27

A quick song I wrote for Miley Cyrus.  www.JonLajoie.com 

Lyrics:

We want topless women in our music videos
We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno
You know we want it and we gettin' what we ask for
But when Miley does it we say "Oh my God No!!"

Why's she acting like a ho, this is so wrong, we all object
Where did she get the idea to act like a sexual object?
I suspect she is on drugs, I think she's losing her mind
Did you see her shaking her ass on TV, singing "Blurred Lines"
Which is such a wholesome song, I can't believe she ruined it
Her slutty moves made Robin Thicke look misogynistic
What a bitch, she makes me sick, doesn't she have ethics?  
How dare she try to use sex to sell pop music!

We want topless women in our music videos
We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno
We want it and we always get what we ask for
But when Miley does it we say "Oh my God No!!"

The line's no longer blurred you crossed it and upset the nation
Don't get us wrong, we're super cool with objectification 
But it's hard to watch you play that part, we've know you for too long
So please go back to singing the Hannah Montana theme song
And we'll go back to watching others do exactly what you did
And we won't be offended cause we can not picture them as kids
And we'll be cool with videos with women prancing around naked
And it won't be sexist as long as the song's a number 1 hit 

We want topless women in our music videos 
We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno 
We want it and we gettin' what we ask for
But when Miley does it we say "Oh my God No!!" 

Miley, oh Miley. 
You're upsetting everybody
By being so slutty, 
Unlike all the other pop stars....