Santa Paws (An Original Christmas Song)
Channel: spectrevampire
Date: 08/12/2020

Just some silly song I came up with. It's a bit rough, but this is about the best I can do right now.

Lyrics:
What if Santa Claus had fluffy kitty paws?
Would he bat the star on the Christmas tree?
If it fell, it'd be a catastrophe.

What if Santa Claus had pinching lobster claws?
He might rip right through his red toy bag,
Shred it up into a pile of rags.

What if Santa Claus had snapping gator jaws?
That would be as scary as can be.
If he doesn't eat the presents, he might eat me.

What if Santa Claus was maybe made of straw?
Would his hair get stuck in his stocking cap?
Don't think I'd ever want to sit in his lap.

What if Santa Claus spoke in raven caws?
We wouldn't get to hear his “Ho, ho, ho!”
He'd squawk our ears right off, you know