I Hate This Hamster!! - a 100% Orange Juice fan song by JadenXD
Channel: JadenXD
Date: 2023-05-21

This song is about the campaign of the 100% Orange Juice game.
It is also my entry for the "Unconventional Art Contest" which is currently running while I'm writing this.

The lyrics turned out quite wholesome I thought =w=
(Push c for subtitles!)

Lyrics:
This all started with me being rudely awoken.
Whacked on my head and I heard gibberish being spoken.
Before me stood a weird little creature who gave me a mischievous glare,
prompting me to check my pockets and my wallet wasn’t there..!

She ran away... and I gave chase,
forced to play her little game.
She couldn’t tell me why... we were in space
but Marie Poppo was her name.

After that... we jumped in a rift,
met a dog, cat and Santa Claus.
And the gremlin she... acted swift,
all their items were in her paws.

I hate this rat, what is her deal?
The only thing she’s capable of is to steal!
She might be cute, peppy and funny too
but she’s the devil incarnate from my point of view.

Suddenly we found ourselves at a place full of planes.
And Poppo was about to convince me she was insane.
The nutcase tried to climb in one but then something caught her eye,
she rushed over to pick it up... it was a nuke, oh god why?

She took the bomb... straight into war,
where people were flying wielding laser swords.
I don't know what's... next in store
but this menace can't go ignored.

I hate this hamster, look what she’s done!
Took all my funds now she’s on the run.
And I’m encountering cute girls and a blue haired lad.
...When I say it out loud, maybe it wasn’t all bad...

Still I will not let my wallet be hers to keep,
rent won’t pay itself and I need somewhere to sleep!
If I roll high repeatedly I’ll win for sure!
...Am I actually having fun because of her..?

It took me a while but now I realize,
that most of this experience was kinda nice.
And now the mastermind finally decided to show,
she explained her evil plot to us just so we'd know.

Apparently the thing she was after was fame,
she would gain it if she could beat me in this game.
She said “this is the end, you against me!”
and I thought to myself it doesn’t have to be.

See? This wasn’t the end after all,
we’re still playing dice, collecting stars and brawl.
I forgave Marie Poppo for the things she’d done,
after all it was quite fun.