Boob Ruse: The Emotional Instability of Painting With the Artsy Fartsy Shart Fart Art Gun.
Channel: David Cardamone
Date: 2020-12-06

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David Cardamone plays Boob Ruse, teaching audiences tuned in to Poop Broadcast Television as presented by Flatulence Enterprises, the Emotional Instability of Painting with the Artsy Fartsy Shart Art Gun.
Transcripts are as follows:
Ooh, the immortal artist dipped the brush in the paint and put it on the canvas!
Better than sex! Ooooh! A giant step for mankind bigger than landing on the moon!
The exalted artist just painted! Ooooh wow! Marvelous! Incredible! Daring! 
Beyond Unbelievable! Crowds will attend the art show! Women will swoon! 
Art theorists and critics will write essays and books on the art piece!
It will be displayed at the Louvre! Sold at Sothebys! I'll be the life of parties!
I'll be invited to all the fancy balls and galas! 
I'll be at top of the VIP list at Studio 54! 
Ill have tons of beautiful women cashing me to be my muse and models!
Oooh, I'm an art star! Parties! Galas! Tea Socials! Socialites! Life of the Party!
Jet-setters will flock to my art show! I'll jet-set all over the world!
I'll meet so many celebrities and be a famous artist! Oh, I'll be so popular! 
A household name! So many people will lavish attention on me! 
They'll go, "Look, thres that weird and eccentric artist! I must get her or his autograph on my butt"!
I'll be the life of psychedelic happenings and shin-digs! 
Beatniks will listen to me recite my poetry at cafes in Greenwich Village!
My art will be shown at MOMA! At the Louvre! At galleries all over the world! 
I'll be giving lectures at universities! The College girls wil flock to me and fuck me!
Oooh! With this art I'm making, I'm going to be FILTHY RICH! Wealth! 
I'll have grand and posh art studios in high-rent areas of NYC and Beverly Hills Mansions with a glass skyroof and huge studio facilities with giant whoopie cushions!
With my Post-Modern Artsy-Fartsy Wet Fart Shart Art Splatter Paintbrush, they'll have
me paint over the Sistine Chapel! 
They'll beg me to paint murals on their historical buildings and landmarks all over the world! 
I'll be so rich and famous, I'll have supermodel girlfriends! 
I'll be an art start with my POST MODERN ARTSY FARTSY WET FART SHART ART SPLATTER PAINTBRUSH!