BREAKING NEWS: King Robert II announces calls for calamide Independence.
Channel: Steve Coolio
Date: 2023-04-11

King Robert II, King of the Empire of Calamity and the 4 outlying commonwealth territories, has announced his frustration with the us government and has called for independence. If the US refuses to grant them independence peacefully, he will mobilize 85,000 calamide troops to invade large areas of the western United States. He will be signing a Declaration of Independence and articles of secession, and sending them straight to 1600 Pennsylvania ave.