"Kewlminati" by Claxton Kent
Channel: Claxton Kent
Date: 2014-06-26

from the album "Yearbook 2013". Download the mp3 FREE here: 

http://claxtonkent.bandcamp.com/track/kewlminati

"Kewlminati" 
[Kent] 

Across a cold, wide cafeteria/ a world away from my Siberia/ is a temperate temple of tables/ a Mount Olympus/ 

A realm of ace and duke and princess/ of Clique interest and incest/ of hallowed sharers of shallowness/ Oh I want to be there!/ Oh, I want to be there! 

Where the saints go shuffling in/ and the sinners find forgiveness/ Whether I'm worthy or not/ I won't quit/ till that sweet school night/ I get the invite/ to take my rightful chair/ where the Kewlminati sit... 

Some are Munchkins to the manor born/ Some do Oz by tornado from the corn/ A sweet fiefdom of tables/ Some kind of Camelot/ 

My kingdom for a clotheshorse who's hot/ Some have and some have not/ a clue what/ Popular hath wrought/ Oh, I want to be there/ Oh I want to be there! 

Where the saints go shuffling in/ and the sinners find forgiveness/ Whether I'm worthy or not/ I won't quit/ till that sweet school night/ I get the invite/ to take my rightful chair/ where the Kewlminati sit... 

Susan/ Good Witch of the North/ smiles, waves to call me forth/ from shadow into light/ 
Behold!/ It's Heather/ Dwayne/ and Dwight/ 
Keesha/ and Oh god Natalie/ Never again will I behave badly/ 
for I'm one now/ and the kids are all right 

Where the saints go shuffling in/ and the sinners find forgiveness/ Whether I'm worthy or not/ I won't quit/ till that sweet school night/ I get the invite/ to take my rightful chair/ where the Kewlminati sit...