Amazing James Mattern opens 1981 Dallas trading Cards ep #1 Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee @COCNC
Channel: Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee
Date: 2023-08-08

This is show #1 of Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee. See your favorite comedians opening old school non-sport collectible trading cards, along with some comedians you dont know. Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee @COCNC

This is the James Mattern episode. 

00:00 intro
00:30 eposide 1
00:46 James Mattern intro
00:58 James Mattern
01:11 Sam Morril recommends James to the Comedy Celler in NYC and everyone knows he is the best opener, from We Might Be Drunk ep: 137 at 1:15:31 w Mark Normand and guest Ian Lara
01:37 mention of James's special The Check Spot @thecheckspot. 
01:59 Dallas theme from tv show
02:09 James watched Dallas so he could talk to his family
02:28 J.R. is shot on first dallas card, this was the biggest cliffhanger w info from CBS This Morning on anniversary of show (sorry about my reflection and the birds)
03:39 back to James
04:18 "worst cards ever"
04:35 Mark Normand eats the gum
04:45 James Mattern
05:18 fake intro to part 2
06:35 Boulderdash Academy
07:13 Bob LeBlanc picks 1991 Robin Hood
07:31 Dick Van Dyke "atrocious cockney accent" from Mary Poppins
07:44 Kevin Kostner no accent in Robin Hood
08:02  Morgan Freeman is Easy Reader from Seasame Street - "top to bottom, left to right, reading stuff is out of sight"
08:23 Bill Cosby on Picture Pages
10:29 Steve Corning picks Batman Returns
12:00 sexual movie awakenings
13:49 Mary Stewart Harmon picks Disney's Pocahontas
17:29 outro song @samplesizeband
17:57 schedule for upcoming shows 

JAMES MATTERN is a Nationally Headlining Comic and Media personality, who has fast become one of the most beloved Emcee’s in New York. JAMES has warmed up many tv shows in both New York and Los Angeles including “Bring the Funny” on NBC, Netflix’s “The Break with Michelle Wolf,” and “Patriot Act with Hassan Minaji,” and ABC’s “The Chew,” and “The View.”

James has released two albums. 2019’s “No Segue’s” and 2021’s “The Check Spot.” The Check Spot debuted at #1 on ITunes Comedy Charts and was voted Album of The Year by the Interrobang. He has appeared on several television programs including Fox Sports One’s “Garbage Time with Katie Nolan” The WWE Network’s “The List”, “Chris Gethard Presents” MSG Networks “The Bracket”, “People Talking Sports” and “”The Artie Lange Show.” Online he was a regular contributor to AOL 2 Point Lead.  James is also featured on Kevin Hart’s platform Laugh Out Loud performing standup on the program “Just for Laughs.” And was the roast master for “The Roast of Bruce Prichard” on Fitetv. Currently he co hosts  “Thanks for coming out: a podcast about bombing.” With Shuli Egar. 

i love his old podcast -- The Commissioner of Comedy with James Mattern; A comedy etiquette podcast. A 101 class on the unspoken rules and insider going ons of being a working standup comedian in New York City and the road. --- it is just filled with wonderful info, for anyone interested in comedy.

special shot out to: The Blue Snappers for the intro music, find them at  tarbfela.com, obviously James Mattern  @thejamesmattern364   , Boulderdash Academy the improv group out of Maine, and @samplesizeband for the outro.

as of this dropping we have:  Aaron Berg, Kyle Dunnigan, Ian Fidance, Janeane Garofalo, Shane Gillis, Simeon Goodson, Raanan Hershberg, Jordan Jensen, Joe List, Al Lubel, James Mattern, Sam Morril, Josh Adam Meyers, Mark Normand, Big Jay Oakerson, Sean Patton, Sherod Small and Will Sylvince so far for future shows.  so hang on....