Oscar Aydin / Howard the Duck; Tony D; Gastor Almante / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: @COCNC
Channel: Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee
Date: 24/10/2023

This is show #12 of Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee.  See your favorite comedians opening old school non-sport collectible trading cards, along with some comedians you dont know. Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee @COCNC

00:00 - 01:05 intro
01:06 - 01:54 Oscar Aydin
01:55 - 02:05 asks for Golden Girls cards
02:06 - 02:26 picks Howard the Duck
02:27 - 03:29 loved 80's movies like Flight of the Navigator (1986)
03:30 - 03:54 actor Jeffery Jones
03:55 - 04:16 duck sex w woman
04:17 - 04:29 you didn't even look at the front
04:30 - 05:44 80's movies; big business, throw mama from the train
05:45 - 05:56 waterfowl have penis's
05:57 - 06:42 audience from show from Copenhagen
06:43 - 08:19 Oscar speeks Norwegian
08:20 - 09:14 lady thinks i was one of the comedians and asks me a question
09:15 - 10:52 "are you guy's art buyers"
10:53 - 11:48 movies as excape
11:49 - 12:07 Michael is great in everything, originally a stand up
12:08 - 13:13 Los (legion of skanks) ep#693 Halloween Special 2022 and i am South Pole Santa!!
13:14 - 13:28 2nd intro
13:29 -15:54 Tony D aka Tony the Boss and picks Dallas
15:55 - 16:41 pulls JR card, knows nothing about Dallas
16:42 - 17:13 trying to pick up the girl passing by
17:14 - 17:19 Gastor Almonte 
17:20 - 18:15 loving the comedy club THE STAND, where we are filming this, thanks everyone!!
18:16 - 19:53 6th and Jump podcast w Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder about 21 jump street
19:54 - 20:20 Gastor is ok w Costners' accent in Robin Hood
20:21 - 20:38 he picks Teenage Mutent Ninja Turtles
20:39 - 21:18 about the rare Big R plastic cup
21:19 - 21:56 loves Michelangelo the best
21:57 - 22:19 bad gum
22.20 -  26:10 syphilis is back
26:11 - 26:35 Tony throws gum on ground then is disapointed with himself
26:36 - 26:56 staton island dirt bag
26:57 - 27:10 invest in real estate card
28:00 - 28:46 tag up the card
28:47 - 29:35 dont eat the gum
29:35 - 29:56 outro

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Oscar Aydin @itsoscaraydin, @oscaraydin

Oscar Aydin is a fabulously flamboyant NYC based comedian originally from Chicago. He's a regular at The Stand and performs all across New York City. Oscar's appeared on NBC, BBC America and Daily Mail or you've heard him as the host of his hysterical podcast "Oh Oscar!", thirty minutes of indepth queer experiences, wild hook-up stories and a spin on the GayDHD Q&A Wheel! Whether virtual or in person, Oscar's flamboyant and sometimes boundary pushing comedy will always have you saying "Oh Oscar!!" 

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Tony Dabas @tonydcomedy

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Gastor Almonte @gastoralmonte, gastoralmonte.com



Gastor Almonte is a comedian and storyteller from Brooklyn, NY (East New York specifically.) He has twice appeared on Comedy Central’s This Is Not Happen, Comedy Central’s Featuring, Vice Live, and the PBS featured Stories From The Stage. His appearance on Stories From The Stage won the 2020 Webby People’s Voice award for Best Individual Performance. Timeout Magazine named him “One of your new comedy obsessions.”

His debut album, Immigrant Made, debut at #1 on the iTunes Comedy, Google Play Comedy and Amazon Music Comedy charts. His self-funded independent special, “Immigrant Made”, can be seen on Amazon Prime.

He is a producer and board member of the science-storytelling non-profit Story Collider. He is also the producer and co-host of the topical news comedy podcast, The War Report, with co-host Shalewa Sharpe.

Currently, Gastor can be seen touring the country and workshoping his one-man show, The Sugar.




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so far we have: Gastor Almonte, Oscar Aydin, Aaron Berg, Mike Cannon, Tony D, Sasha Didkousky, Kyle Dunnigan, Ian Fidance, Janeane Garofalo, Shane Gillis, Rick Glassman, Simeon Goodson, Raanan Hershberg, Jordan Jensen, Joe List, Al Lubel, James Mattern, Sam Morril, Josh Adam Meyers, Will Noonan, Mark Normand, Big Jay Oakerson, Baily Pope, Sean Patton, Clarie Pellegrino, Matt Ruby, Brendan Sagalow, Sherod Small and Will Sylvince.