Consolation Prize: "Secretary of Pantsuits"
Channel: Red Pill Machine
Date: 2016-09-22

Will our protagonist be forced out of the running by her own party?  Darts!  They double-crossed us Hilde!  Oh well, I'm sure Smilin' Joe can be counted on like my morning wood to create some sort of esteemed position for her as the Epilepsy Czar or something.