Pizza Hut (a very silly ukulele cover, with gestures)
Channel: UkeCan1
Date: 13/01/2014

For Season 99 of the Ukulele, "product placement" song #2, complete with additional lyrics, partly original, and yours truly performing the deeper meaning of the words for the betterment of your soul and the good of all mankind.

Sorry for the poor audio quality ... here are the lyrics to be sure you don't miss a single nuance.  Study them well ... they WILL change your life:

Each line is repeated twice - they are that profound.

Are you ready?  Pay attention now!


A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald's!  McDonald's!  Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

A Cadillac, a Cadillac, a Mini Cooper and a Cadillac
Ferrari!  Ferrari!  A Mini Cooper and a Cadillac

A violin, a violin, a little ukulele and a violin
A banjo!  A banjo!  A little ukulele and a violin

A basset hound, a basset hound, a cocker spaniel and a basset hound
Rottweiler!  Rottweiler!  A cocker spaniel and a basset hound

Florida, Florida, North Dakota and Florida
New Jersey!  New Jersey!  North Dakota and Florida

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald's!  McDonald's!  Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut


There.  Now don't you feel enlightened?
No?  Then go back and watch again, you philistine.  Clearly you missed something.



[For the truly enlightened, the chords are C-G7-C-G7-F-G7-C for the first two lines of each verse, then Am-Am7-F-G7-C for the "punch line" lines.]