HERSCHEL NAPPSTEIN PRESENTS: NAPPRAPS
Channel: elitrichous
Date: 05/01/2012

( Mission for the online game SOCKS INCORPORATED http://socksinc.com )

ATTN: BOB
RHYMES & DRUMS DEPT.
SOCKS INCORPORATED

Yeah Hi Bob, this is Herschel Nappstein upstairs. It sounded like your somewhat weak-spun rhymes were in dire need of some serious HERSCHELIZATION, so I took your sad, sad, "BLEATS" and HERSCHELIZED them for you WHOLESALE.

You'll want to talk with your department head about from whose budget you'll be drawing my interdepartmental consultation chargeback. It's expensive to take me away from what I'm actually supposed to be doing.

SINCERELY,

HERSCHEL NAPPSTEIN

"he can get it for your wholesale"
ext. PA-65XXX

Lyrics:

Yo my name's Mr. Nappstein, my fleece is De-luxe.
I got it on clearance for less than 3 bucks.
Don't ask me 'bout my inventory, 'salways in flux,
If you're headed to the Deli, get me bagels and lux?

Whatever your rep quoted you, I'll get it for you cheaper.
No matter what his discount is, I'll dig a little deeper.
We're sold out of the toe sock, can I put you in a sleeper?
Take me home to your mama and she'll tell you I'm a keeper.

I see what you're up to from my corner office perch,
your office reputation I would gladly besmirch.
Imma pop up at your rock show, selling cheaper merch;
(Is your name Michael Diamond?) No they call me HERSHEY HERSH!

I'm accepting all your missions, they make me elated,
my ego's inflated, but that's why I was created
my beats will not be sated until they're all syncopated
and I'm here to sock the mic at SOCKS INCORPORATED!

Yeah, it's Herschel Nappstein at extension Pennsylvania 65 whatever, and if you talk to Gladys in accounting, those pantyhose were like that when I got there. REMEMBER: Herschel Nappstein, and I can get it for you WHOLESALE.