Episode 5: That One Time We Got Into A Bar Fight While Checking on Some Goats
Channel: Condor & Crow's Petrifying Picture Show
Date: 2023-08-20

THIS TIME ON CONDOR & CROW'S PIRATE BORG ADVENTURE

Instead of taking their first full rest of... 5 games now....
...the boys decide to check on the status of some goats left behind at a tavern on Game 1. As you do. It does not go well.  An old lady went WWE on Bradwick, knocking him into ghost-mode. The Commodore impaled a lil’ fish guy with extreme prejudice (he had it coming). Darton performed some impressive fork fu. The Doctor knocked an old lady’s dentures out. And Twelve-finger Pete went full Pikachu on some greedy goons. Catfish were capped, balls were busted, and taints were pierced without prior consent. Michael is lucky he sat this one out! 
Tune in, ya salty dogs!

THIS WAS: 
Bradwick the Bound (Chris)
Darton "Two Teeth" Crutchly (Derik)
Dr. Theodore Krauchburn (Corey)
Dungeon Master (John)
Stanley "The Commodore" Teach (Evan)
Twelve-finger Pete (Kevin)

Movie:
The Black Pirate
https://archive.org/details/TheBlackPirate1926DouglasFairbanksSRAndy

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)
https://archive.org/details/PhantasmagoriaTheater-AttackOfTheCrabMonsters1957848

Music:
"AMBHist_Western town murmuring; wagons; movement_CS_USC"
SSE Library: AMBIENCE
https://archive.org/details/SSE_Library_AMBIENCE

"Derp Nugget" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/