Up Goer One
Channel: UnwiseOwl
Date: 06/11/2015

A little something I threw together back in Raptember that exclusively uses the top-ten hundred most common words in English ala Up Goer Five http://splasho.com/upgoer5/.

Full Lyrics:

Want to play with the big boys, want to join in the game?
You want to pick a fight with me, then let me explain.
Let me put it to you straight in words that you can understand.
There are ten hundred reasons that I am the better man.
 
If you were a student, then I would be the teacher.
Pay attention! If you were a game I would complete you.
If you are a seven, then I am a twenty.
There are ten hundred reasons that I'm full and you're empty.
 
That you have a few moves is not a fact that I'd question;
You're Back-Street enough to write the lines for One Direction.
But if you think you approach me then you're in for a surprise,
there are ten hundred reasons that I'm best of the guys.
 
I'm so strong that all the men in this town call me Mr.
So beautiful you’ll take a snap to send your sister.
My lines are heavy, and my music is the best on the block.
There are ten-hundred reasons I'm paper to your rock.
 
If my life were a movie, it would be so ice cool,
everyone who watched it would end up in hospital.
You think that you can beat me? I think that you need to drink less.
There are ten-hundred reasons I'll eat you for breakfast.
 
I'm The Flash, and brother, you are too slow to race.
If you try it I'm afraid today you won't go to space.
If you are Up Goer Five, then I am Up Goer One.
There are ten-hundred reasons this conversation is done.