Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 3
Channel: James Pistole
Date: 06/09/2017

Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 3: Music and lyrics by James Pistole
Valiant Vanquished Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 3: https://youtu.be/lO_MLundloA
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Audio: https://soundcloud.com/jpistole/valiant-vanquished-recap-season-2-volume-4-issue-3
Lyrics:
Noa and Dike and Karen and Jay
Back in modern day, in the US of A

No sleeping in late at GaeaCa's place
A cock-a-doodle-doo and they're off to the races
Her place is full of cats, but not as many as last night
From some Jay took a bite, others probably died of fright
The accomdations aren't great, and Da Group's not that hard to please
Noa's convinced that her cat and her have fleas

Then Noa sees her ex-husband, Brom
She embraces him at once, with him sees feels calm
But Dike gets jealous, tries to shoo him away
Or maybe it's because Brom's actually BloodJay

Jay sheds Bram's form, and Noa's forlorn
Karen cuts the tension with ProfessorDanDan's airhorn
GaeaCa tells Da Group to stay in the kitchen
So Karen summons Stick'em and sends him on a mission
Double-O Stick'em sneaks away without a sound
But a gang of cats pound him into the ground

GaeaCa describes the ritual of ascension
Noa accepts with a bit of apprehension
Noa will become what she's meant to be
Might even bring back her dead mother Cici

They're not allowed to leave, but they don't play by the rules
Dike floats upstairs. What's he got lose?
He finds a bunch of voodoo dolls that look quite familiar
One for each of them and Solomon, but one's unfamiliar
GaeaCa's walking upstairs, Karen's got to warn Dike
She sounds off an airhorn, but he assumes it's meant for Jay

GaeaCa walks up the stairs
She catches Dike unaware
They disobeyed and she's more than annoyed
She banishes them all to some kind of void

The ritual begins with cats by the dozens
It turns out that some of them are really Noa's cousins
But Nelly's gone, I fear she's dead, is that pessimism?
Turns out Jay ate her last night, and that's not a euphemism
The ritual begins, it seems ascension is near
Not clear what that means, but there's no shame in fear

Noa thinks she knows her mind intrusion ability
It's her psiot power, and it's great utility
Had that power pre-Solomon, she was never activated
Guess she's a witch not a psiot. That's what's indicated.

The rest of Da Group are lost in GaeaCa's home
All the exits are pure black, they'll get lost if they roam
Dike breaks free with a death from above
Then he goes to free the others in a labor of love
Jay breaks through a wall and Karen sounds her airhorn
Dike pulls them out through the hole that Jay's torn

From GaeaCa's house they see a green light
Like that distant glow Gatsby stares at by night
The ritual must be stopped, they'll say Noa wants to pass
But first they'll have to deal with a nuissance of cats

A clowder of cats attacks, 16 strong
Da Powah Group must fight back, but it kind of feels wrong
If you're a fan of cats, then this next part is brutal
The cats do their best, but in the end it's futile
Da Powah Group stabs and shoots and DFAs
Until the only thing left is a cat hair haze

They took care of those cats with impunity
But how to stop the ritual? Time to hack Unity!
They call in Punkmambo for some magical help
Unity's servers fight Jay and he falls down with a yelp

Let's see what happens with Da Powah Group