Alfred Nobel & the MSM
Channel: The Washington Wasp
Date: 2020-11-01

Alfred Nobel and Kosovo’s President Thaçi have good news for the MSM (mainstream media).

Transcript
MSM:  [news chatter]
Nobel:  This is Alfred Nobel, who started the Nobel prizes.  Good news!  An American presidential candidate has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
MSM:  Yea, Joe!  [together]
Nobel:  American President Donald Trump brokered a treaty between Israel & the United Arab Emirates on August 13th 2020.
MSM:  [silence]
Nobel:  Previously only Egypt and Jordan had treaties with Israeli back from 1978 and 1993.  President Carter got the Peace Prize for brokering the deal with Egypt...  Actually, President Trump was nominated twice.  The second was because he brokered a treaty between Israel & Bahrain on September 11th…  I thought a lot of people who thought he was a war monger would be happy to know that President Trump has not started any new wars and is actually spreading peace in the Middle East...  Actually, President Trump has now been nominated four times for the Peace Prize.  With the US administration’s backing, Sudan just normalized relations with Israel.  And in Europe...
Thaçi:  Hey, that’s my news.  I’m Hashim Thaçi, president of Kosovo.  We just awarded an American presidential candidate our Order of Freedom for his exceptional contribution to the freedom of Kosovo and the strengthening of peace and reconciliation in our region.
MSM:  Yea, Joe!  [together]
Thaçi:  President Trump brokered this important agreement between Kosovo & Serbia.  A lot of people say Trump is against Islam but all these agreements bring peace to Muslim countries.
MSM:  [silence]
Thaçi:  Hey, a few years ago Serbia & Kosovo were killing each other & now we’re bringing prosperity to our nations with the help of the Trump administration.
Nobel & Thaçi:  We thought you would like to give people some really good news...
Nobel:  Maybe they want Americans to not … vote for Donald Trump … so they are suppressing this information.
Thaçi:  Ah, just like in the old Soviet Union.



Footnotes
[1]  Kosovo:  https://www.foxnews.com/politics/kosovo-trump-order-of-freedom-deal-serbia
[2]  Peace Prize nominations:  https://www.newsmax.com/murdock/abraham-accords-codes-jacobsson/2020/10/24/id/993582/
[3]  Mainstream media:  https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/craig-bannister/media-unmasked-bozell-book-documents-good-news-censored-war-against-trump

Attributions
Alfred Nobel image (modified):  author unknown
     https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alfred_Nobel3.jpg

     license:  public domain
Hashim Thaci image (modified):  Kai Moerk, 2014
     https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MSC_2014_Thaci_Moerk_MSC2014.jpg
     license:  CC BY 3.0 DE (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/de/deed.en)
Cricket sound:  Thatcher, 2009
     https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=File%3AField_cricket_Gryllus_pennsylvanicus.ogg
     license:  CC BY-SA 3.0  (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)
Lester Holt image (modified):  Gage Skidmore, 2019
     https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lester_Holt_(49015276806).jpg
     license:  CC BY-SA ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en )
Scott Pelley image (modified):  Peabody Awards, 2013
     https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeffrey_P._Jones,_Scott_Pelley,_and_Horace_Newcomb,_May_2013_(2).jpg
     license:  CC BY (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en)
Chris Cuomo image (modified):  U.S. Senator Chris Coons, 2016
     https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Camerota,_Coons,_Cuomo_at_DNC.jpg
     license:  public domain


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