WHY DONT YOU CALL ME BACK VERONICA??!
Channel: No Jam
Date: 10/07/2018

🃏We🤡 Live In A 🏭Society🏢 in which us 🎮Gamers👾 are ridiculed👅, mocked🖕, shunned🤐, 🅱️ullied👊 and ridiculed👅 for simply choosing🎩 to undertake 🅰️ hobby which requires‼️ 💡critical thinking🧐, lightning⚡️-fast🚄 reflexes and JUST AN OUNCE⚖️ (in case you can’t tell🤷‍♂️, that is an understatement😤😤) more brainpower🧠 than what is required your typical 🏀ball ⚾️game🏈. However, females👩, in their backwards👈 and downright unreasonable🤦‍♂️ thinking🤪, see us as bottom-dwelling🧟‍♂️, subhuman👶 freaks👹 and would rather settle for the bottom🐭 line of evolution🐍, aka ⛹️‍♂️jocks🧢 (or “🇹🇩Chad🇹🇩”).

In order for 🤡Our🤡 🏯Society🏛 to progress▶️, this mindset must 🅱️e completely 💀eradicated☠️ and us 👾Gamers🎮, with our genetic💿 high🚀 intelligence🤖, impeccable ⚔️combat 🔫knowledge👊 and indescribable🤐 reasoning💁‍♂️ skills, must 🅱️e allowed to impregnate🍆 females👩🤰 of our choosing with our seed💦💦. If this current course↩️ continues, humanity👺 as a whole will 🅱️e plagued😵 with low-IQ🤪 specimens and unsatisfactory😢 evolutionary 🐟🐸🦎🐭🐵🙎‍♂️🤡 progress. Do you think that 👾extraterrestrial👽, 🎓intellectuals🤓 beings will look upon🙏 us as a species, no, as a 🚔SOCIETY🏦, to 🅱️e 📱communed✉️ with, to 🅱️e seen as EQUALS👨‍❤️‍👨, if our highest⬆️ evolutionary 🦄success🦈 is measured📏 by how far🇨🇦 you can throw a ball🏈❓ Don’t make me laugh😩, sir😡.

Aside from your basic genetic💁‍♂️ and evolutionary advantages😏 to 🅱️e gained👌 by having females🙆‍♀️ (of our choosing😘) 🍌breed🍆 with 🤡us Gamers🤡, we can also assure💯 that they will 🅱️e 🥂treated🍽 like the 🗽Goddesses🗽 that 🎩we🎩 see them as. No more🚫 will they 🅱️e spending countless💯 nights🌝 🅱️eing physically👊 abused😵 and emotionally😢 destroyed☠️ by your Common 🇹🇩Chad🇹🇩 . They will 🅱️e shown👀 courteous👑 treatment🥂 of the highest quality💯 by a 👞true 👔Gentlemen🎩. Instead of 🇹🇩Chad🇹🇩 taking Stacy👩 out to a restaurant🍔, only to leave her the bill💸 and abandon👋 her👩 that very same night🌃 to coitally♋️ engage❤️ with Veronica👱‍♀️, they will 🅱️e subjected to sublime🧀 culinary🍣 delights🥧, tender🍗 strips selected🔍 from the finest💯 breed of Poultry🐷 your normie🐑 brain🧠 could not even begin to comprehend🤔, 🦔personelly🦔 delivered📬 to my ⛩safe haven🏛 beneath my mother’s🤶 residence🏠, paid for in currency💰 I am earned by doing simple🛒, gentlemenly🎩 💻duties💩 for my beloved😘 Matriarch👵. And she👩 will euphorically😍 enjoy 🍴her meal🍴 as I give her the foot👣 massage💆‍♀️ she had craved🙇‍♀️ for so long, a simple pleasure😘 denied by the very selfish🐚 and obsolete💾 mind🧠 of 🇹🇩Chad🇹🇩.

So you see👁, the next time you seek to inquire🤔 if our movement✊ is mere “satire”😜, 🐋SupaNarwhal🦄 of Reddit💩, you may wish to simply stop🤫. Just stop😡😡, and instead of mocking👅 us🤡 👾Gamers🎮, perhaps try😏, as futile😢 as it may 🅱️e, to engage in intelligent😎 discussion to the level of our satisfaction😓. Because you see👀, their time⏱ is coming. The age📅 of the 🇹🇩Chad🇹🇩 is over. The age📅 of the 👾Gamers🎮 is upon us.🎉 Gamers Rise Up.™️