Exclusive - Boris Johnson's Secret - What he doesn't want you to know
Channel: mickeytwonames
Date: 2019-06-27

How to be satirical in post-satire world

There’s ambition and then there’s Blond Ambition
On her way to vote one morning heading for a big mistake
A blue rinsed tory woman saw a poor dishevelled rake
Bedhead hair, crumpled suit and gurning like a Gnu
She threw her caution to the wind  - I'll put my trust in you.
Vote for ME  - you little fillie
Vote for ME  - for the party's sake
I’ll deliver Brexit -- lied the Rake
He eyed up her bosom, there's no lust in me he cried
Just help me in, I'll restore your country's pride
Seduced by bumbling ways and piggy entitled eyes
She ticked his box and let him in between quivering thighs. 
You want your silky Johnson
Vote for me for Brexit’s sake
I’ll get you the bestest deal – Make no mistake
When Brussels sees me coming, they’ll just cave in.  I’m full of spunk.
But the bluster he can muster is no more than swank
Wanting to move to No 10 is just a Bullingdon prank 
If Brussels says Non! watch the toys came out the pram
And the lustre, like wheels, come off this glib offensive man
Vote me old white women
Want ME for Brexit’s sake
Mihi Crede ut a paciscor lied the Rake 
That’s Latin don’t you know I speak all the lingos but mainly flannel
Oh! blue rinse Tory ladies – let scales fall from your eyes
Boorish, inept and idle he’ll tire of the disguise
Oh shut up, silly women," he’ll say with that grin 
You knew damn well I was a shit before you let me win
Vote for me Tory Faithful 
Vote for me for the party's sake
But - If I don’t Brexit  - it won’t be my mistake
I’ll soon not need your vote, the power’s gone to my head
If I'm a clown Prime Minster, you’ll crown me King instead - Yeas