Double Rainbow Fallopian Tube Salt Water Taffy
Channel: The Contagious Kid
Date: 2014-03-11

So I took a walk on the wild side
Licked Buffalo testicles and rubbed my cock on rawhide

I saw the tourist trap in your eyes
And put a mouse trap between your thighs

Hymen nursery rhymes
Keep up with the times
Bust that shit open
Engage the Fallopian

I was on a mad dog 20/20 binge
Wine goggles with a 20/40 edge
Fucked some corn-bred skank
Fat, toothless, and her nether-regions dank

Whoa-no!  Trans-continental!
Slow-mo!  Bullet time accidental!
Earn dough!  Suck it long time, ling ling!
Here we go!  Fat chick with tits like bee stings!

You're a good little fuck slave
Picked you up at a rave
All I had to do was buy you a pacifier
Now my dick is in your briar

Geezer teaser
That's what they call me when I lube my dick with creamy Caesar
Hooker freezer
That's what I have in the basement
Gotta renew my working visa

Baby is it enough
When I fill your lungs with cum?
Does it make you Randy?
Or just make you drown?

Can I take out your glass eye
And expunge my load in the empty socket?
Stab a hole in your abdomen?
Fill your stomach cavity with cream of sum yong gai?

Gonna take that flagpole
No lube, just put it against your sphincter
And push, push, push
If it makes it all the way in I'll salute you

Vulva explosions
Or thermite meltdown ovaries
These ideas say I love you
And I know you want me

Rectal tentacles
From a frozen octopus
Squidtastic prophylactic
Did you remember to wax it?

I'm not sorry for your permanent hearing loss from my dick


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