A musical look at Ticket to ride
Channel: The Happy Luza
Date: 2016-10-24

The Happy Luza takes a musical look at Ticket tor Ride: The UK Map.

Music & Lyrics: Dave Luza

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This song featured in episode 42 of Boardgame Blender. "Science & Technology".

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A Musical look at Ticket to Ride: UK map

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We see three guys prepare for game night.

All Right, Ticket to ride
Okay, Map of the UK
you need to learn technologies
To unlock great abillities
All Right, Ticket to Ride

I´m looking forward to this game. I´ve heard that it is really great.
Are we 4? Someone´s late I guess we will have to wait
How well do you know this new guy, I only spoke with him online
He said he knows every game, I am sure that it is fine

All Right, Ticket to ride
Okay, Map of the UK

Oh, you´ve started. I´ll sit here. What is your wifi key
I only play with red. Ticket to ride? Oh, fine by me.
Things are different, pay attention all that you can do 
Is claim the England routes that cost 1 or 2

You guys do not know the rules? This game is pretty old
Check out this song of carcassonne, this guy is comedy gold
Technologies cost locomotives watch out, don´t get stuck 
All the other things YOU WILL NEED TO UNLOCK

All Right, Ticket to ride
Okay, Map of the UK
you need to learn technologies
To unlock great abillities
All Right, Ticket to Ride

I have an app to choose first player. Wait, I have it here.
Keep up guys, this is the future. Can I have a beer?
Okay, I´m first. I will go from Limerick to Cork
Sorry routes in Ireland YOU WILL NEED TO UNLOCK

You said you knew the rules. And put away your phone
You were late, Pay attention, Or maybe, play alone?
One more time, you need locomotives. When not in your possesion
You can use any four train cards to get an Ireland Concession.

All Right, Ticket to ride
Okay, Map of the UK
All Right, Ticket to Ride

You guys should play a litlle faster. A little 2.0
I´m sorry, if we try to enjoy the game. Just feel free to go.
Oh look there is a Pokestop, just around the block
I´ll be right back....

The three that are left, look at each other. Decide to lock the door and enjoy the rest of the evening without him.

When he returns, he finds the door closed so he yells: 

YOU WILL NEED TO UNLOCK

All Right, Ticket to ride
Okay, Map of the UK
you need to learn technologies
To unlock great abillities
All Right, Ticket to Ride

Through the window we see the guys have fun.
Outside the fourth guy plays ticket to ride on his phone.