The Book of Laman & Lemuel [Crazy Mormon Beliefs]
Channel: Helorum & the Knights of Mambrino's Helmet
Date: 2022-05-05

Laman and Lemuel's account. Book of Mormon fan fiction. Concerning the manner in which things came to pass, for a long time now, we had only Nephi's account. However, there is another side to the story. After the ghost of John Dee and Edward Kelley appeared, through a conduit, unto us, and instructed us in the art, my scryer and I placed a stone in a hat and, in the Enochian language, received this revelation. Not unlike most practitioners of the art, we were likewise instructed to take multiple wives. It was understood that these wives, at first, should be inflatable and white and delightsome. Later they were to be inflatable and Lamanitish. And so on and so forth.