My Room has Made a Big MESS
Channel: Bandai Brozen Drinks Water
Date: 2022-02-14

He had a fee of $50, no matter what ailment. If he failed in finding a cure, he would give $500 to the patient.




Not at all About. I was sick.







One day, a man came to him and said, "Doctor, my sense of taste is deteriorating."
The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Have a spoonful of this."
The man tries some, spits it out, and says, "This is shaving foam! Why would you give this to a patient?!"
The doctor said, "Well, it seems your sense of taste is just fine. That'll be $50."



Two weeks later, the same man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I think I have Alzheimer's."
On hearing this, the doctor gave him a jar and said, "Have a spoonful of this."
The man got annoyed and asked, "Wait, isn't this shaving foam?"
The doctor said, "It seems you can remember things just fine. That'll be $50."












Two months later, the man once again went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, you must help me. I lost my eyesight."









The doctor said, "Oh dear, I'm afraid I don't have a cure for that. Here's $500."
The man was overjoyed on finally outsmarting the doctor. But when he saw the money, he blurted out, "Isn't this $5?!"
The doctor remarked, "It seems you can see just fine. That'll be $50."






Exactly. A loss of short term memory can come with Alzheimer's, but which memories get lost can be different and different people show different systems. So you cannot point to a remembering a pretty significant experience a few weeks to a month prior as a sign that someone definitely doesn't have Alzheimer's. You would have to order tests to determine that.

We know why this doctor only charges $50 per visit. He's a quack.








The genie said, “You have released me from my bronze prison, you may now ask me three wishes of your liking”


The man, a clever one indeed, said, “I wish for infinite wishes.”


The genie responded with, “I am afraid that is against the rules.”



The man said, “I thought you could do anything, can’t you?”



The genie let the man know that he could indeed perform that wish, but 
refused because it would tear society apart



The man said, “Okay then… uhh.. gimme an umbrella,”



The genie, a little confused now, granted his wish.




The man then said, “Now I want you to stick it up your ass.”




The genie shoved the umbrella up his ass and groaned in pain and said, “Okay weirdo, I completed your second wish. What else would you like?”





The man responded with a dark tone to his voice, “Now give me infinite wishes before I make you open the umbrella.”











"Remember students, this can be an opportunity not a problem. Just make HIM the genie! That will technically provide him a steady stream of unlimited wishes like he wanted...except they'll be coming from everyone else who rubs the lamp, not him! He'll just be the one who has to grant them. And hey, you're now free of the lamp thanks to this bozo!"














from the Genie College lecture "Tricky Turnarounds: How to Turn Freeloaders into Freedom"









Last night I was walking home and decided to take a shortcut past the cemetery…




















When a group of spiritualists walked up to me and explained that they were too afraid to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me.Then I told them “I understand, I also used to be freaked out too when I was alive”.

I’ve never seen anyone run that fast!






My wife was a teacher. She made me accompany her to a Christmas party one year. An elementary school teacher told me this joke:

So, a child molester and a six year-old girl are taking a shortcut through the cemetery one night. The little girl starts to cry and tremble.







The child molester says, "I don't know what you're so scared about. I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone!"






So this aspiring comedian went to his local comedy club, like he did most weekends, and to his surprise his all time favorite comedian was doing a out of the blue performance at his local comedy club.















So he bought him self a ticket and proceeded to have one of the best nights of his life, he was laughing so hard that his stomach hurt for a week after.

















And when it was done he went up to the comedian and asked “I want to say that you’re my all time favorite comedian, and I was just wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions?”

















But the comedian said he was running late for something and when he was about out the door he paused, and he thought for a moment, he handed the paper and a card to the fan and said “solve this and call this number and I’ll answer all of your questions”






I asked Alexa for a joke and she came out with:

I've got 2 posters of 90s boy bands. Would you prefer a Boyzone 1 or a Five 1
Does anyone have any clue what the joke is?
Thanks in advance




















"Mr. Smith , I would like to invite you to be our guest of honor. I'm sure we will have a lot to learn from you ."





*jimmy has joined chat*