"Why? There's plenty of space on the shoulder."
Date: NaT

A man calls roadside assistance because his car has broken down.


The operator asks, "Can you describe where you are?"


The man says, "I'm on a long, winding road with trees on both sides."


The operator sighs. "Sir, that description could apply to any road. Can you give me a landmark?"


The man looks around and sees a fast food restaurant. "There's a McDonald's across the street."


The operator is relieved. "Great! We'll send someone right away. While you wait, can you try to push your car off the road?"


The man is confused. "Why? There's plenty of space on the shoulder."


A beat of silence.


The operator says, "Sir, if you're parked in front of a McDonald's with a broken down car, you might want to get your groceries out first."