My John Velsing audition (The Methodist)
Channel: Deplorable Minecrafter
Date: 2021-02-20

The breathtaking John Velsing

Photos by Kirk Weaver: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Nicolas_Cage_-_KirkWeaver.jpg
And some Spanish guy: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Reuni%C3%A3o_com_o_ator_norte-americano_Keanu_Reeves_%2846806576944%29_%28cropped%29.jpg

BitChute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/y0n8oKCUzZe6/
The Methodist teaser: https://youtu.be/-KkeR9XimF4
Gib shekels: https://www.subscribestar.com/akhenaten-of-alexandria
iReverend Studios: https://discord.gg/aWV822A

Questions you probably have:

What is The Methodist?
The Methodist is a wholesome family horror film from iReverend Studios about the Reverend Joel Godin, a Florida Methodist who slowly dies inside as his Church liberalizes around him (there are gay zombie liberals).

How do I get involved?
Message mostenire#5505 or Akhenaten of Alexandria#9893 on Discord for more information. Also, share the links with anyone you think might be interested.

Why did you share this with me you annoying nincompoop?
We need voice actors. To audition, record yourself delivering the lines for the desired role. Ad lib is good too.