Mold Jesus Shower Savior (song)
Channel: deljuswanasang
Date: 2012-06-02

http://gawker.com/5914781/shower-mold-jesus-will-protect-us-from-the-impending-apocalypse-also-watch-us-shower

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/chyenna-richards-sees-jesus-mold_n_1562593.html

LYRICS:

They call me black mold, shower Jesus
sent to Texas to save believers.
Every morning I see your penis
or vagina, why you screamin' ?
Why you shy now?  There's no reason.
I'm Alpha and Omega, believe me I've seen it.
Some might think it's sacrilegous.
Why, because I'm aspergillus*? 
I don't see what all the big deal is.
A couple mold spores are not gonna kill us

singing Na na na Na na Naaa (x4)

They call me Mold Jesus, Shower Savior
growing up the wall in layers.
Don't believe all the naysayers
I'm here in the throne room to hear all your prayers.
Read in the papers they think I'm the scream mask.
Oh, you haters, yeah I seen that.
Don't believe that.  I might be mildew,
but I don't have a knife and I'm not here to kill you

singing Na na na Na na Naaaa (x4)
 
*Sasspergillus was a mistake.  Or was it?