The Strong & Stable Song (A Hymn to Theresa May)
Channel: Strong & Stable
Date: 2017-06-06

Once the most devout Remainer,
Now she champions Brexit's cause.
Leaving Europe would spell disaster,
Now it's “they can all fuck orff.”
 
Strong and stable, strong and stable,
May the EU all fuck off (all fuck off)...
May the EU all fuck off
We'll support her evermore.
 
She brought in the White Van Tax rise,
'Spite a manifesto pledge.
Then she twigged it clobbered Tory voters,
So she chucked it out instead.
 
Strong and stable, strong and stable,
White Van Tax was bloody daft, bloody daft...
We'll support her evermore.
 
Company boards with worker representation, 
Would make this a fairer place,
Soon as she became our  Prime Minister,
The whole idea was displaced
 
Strong and stable, strong and stable,
Firms should do just what they like (what they like)...
We'll support her evermore.
 
Asked if she would hold a snap election,
She said "No" at least six times.
'Coz it would make Britain too unstable,
Now she thinks it will be fine.
 
Strong and stable, strong and stable,
Everything will work out fine (work out fine)...
We'll support her evermore.
 
If you can't look after yourself properly
You don't have to fund your care.
Now she says, if you own your own property,
When you die it will pay your share.
 
Strong and stable, you'll be able,
To pay someone to wipe your bum (wipe your bum)...
We'll support her evermore.