Lycopenne Pasta
Channel: The Contagious Kid
Date: 2014-03-11

Sometimes my dick is so lonely,
Other times it's more than happy
Oft times it's very itchy
When I cesarean your puss you'll be all stitchy

I love burlap bandages
You love jerking off to Fred Savage
I love nitrous oxide
You love when I fuck the hole I carved in your side

Getty up my mountable midget
You can run but I'll bleed you like a piglet
I eat veal 'cause I fucking don't give a shit
Then I'll slit your twat 'cause it's in the script

You're giving me saddle sores
So I'm running your ass over with a sharpened tuning fork


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The Contagious Kid (formerly of "The ZDTs") publicly debuts his complete solo album via YouTube and BandCamp simultaneously!

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