The Two Great Guys - Congrats For Being Born
Channel: Charley the Pirate Theydy
Date: 2015-10-20

Speech impeded singer/guitar: http://imlxh.bandcamp.com/
Gravelly-voiced singer/kazoo: me
Album art by http://atomicmelonade.tumblr.com/
This song was completely improvised, by the way.

LYRICS:
It was someteen years ago today
You started existing, yeah
Several some of years ago
You came out of your mom
That was kind of gross for me
I say although it's accurate
Although I haven't really read a lot
about stuff like that

Aren't birds involved?

Congratulations! (Congratulations)
Congratulations! (Congratulations)
Congratulations for being born!

Congratulations! (Congratulations)
Congratulations! (Congratulations)
Congratulations for being born! (for being born!)

(It's your verse)
Oh
Many years ago today
You were a little
baby
You were small (you said it, dude)
And you were useless
And you drooled a lot.
Some things never change, huh?

Playing guitar chords until the-
Congratulations! (Congratulations)
Congratulations! (Congratulations)
Congratulations (Congratulations) for being born!

Congratulations! (Congratulations)
Congratulations! (Congratulations)
Congratulations for being born!


(I don't even think this is my guitar)