dick pump
Channel: nooogetta
Date: 16/01/2014

Oh dick pump dick pump   ..  dick pump
It's made for people who ain't really sick, chump
It's just a doctor's nifty parlor trick, chump
So yer gramma and yer grampa they can still hump
     
Device makers are really very slick, chump
Their sales and their profits never will slump
The government -- you always know they will trump
If you don't like it?  well you're just a nasty mean old grump.
                                                                   
And I'll betcha I can tell what you are thinking, dude 
That I'm obsessing over things you think are kinda lewd
And going on about it's pretty goddamn crude
This thing that people do when they are in the nude.

It isn't that I really wanna be so rude
I'd say it's hardly my fault that you're such a prude
it certainly can brighten anyone's bad mood
When their member has a happy upbeat attitude

Oh stiff shlong stiff shlong, ...  stiiiiff shlong
I'm really much too young yet for my swan song
It's certainly been way the hell ..  too long 
Since my little tinky winky's felt this big and strong

The status of my boner now it's your affair
So what if I pay twice as much on medicare?
Deny me healthcare coverage?  well you  wouldn't dare 
It's forever that I'll be this happy, horny old hare.

It might be something you ain't never contemplated
Perhaps it's something that you think should be berated
But I have to say I think it can't be overstated
the value of a body part that's been inflated

Oh dick pump dick pump   ..  dick pump
It's made for people who ain't really sick, chump
It's just a doctor's nifty parlor trick, chump
So yer gramma and yer grampa they can still hump