Yummy Pitch
Channel: John Sakars
Date: 04/07/2021

Thank you to Swagfucker for creating the backing track that I used for this song. 

I like saying words that rhyme. I'd do it even if it were a crime. 
Snails produce slime to help them stick to surfaces when the climb.
I like saying words that rhyme, whenever I have the time. 
By the way, there is an herb named thyme, with a minty taste that is sublime. 
 
For today's challenge, 
I'll pick two words and find all the words that rhyme. 
Yummy and pitch. Yummy pitch.

Hmmm. What rhymes with yummy? What rhymes with pitch?    

Whole plant foods are yummy. 
That is my sales pitch. 
Using animals is scummy. 
Go vegan. Make the switch. 

No milk from cows in my tummy.
From cows teats, unhitch.
A cow is not your mummy. 
Vegan cheese can scratch your itch. 

I won't call anyone a "dummy." 
Ableism does not enrich. 
Using words to hurt is crummy. 
Compassion is my niche. 

Whether smiles are toothy or gummy, 
they can all bewitch. 
Lookism is glummy. 
Lookism we ditch.

So far, we are doing okay, 
finding words that rhyme with yummy. 
So far we are doing okay, 
finding words that rhyme with pitch. 

We can also make up words, 
by adding on a y. 
The possibilities are endless, 
like the great big sky. 

With friends, I have played rummy. 
Win or lose, I don't care which. 
Compassion for all, not somey. 
Never call anyone a b*%@#.

When I get to play a drummy, 
I work through every glitch, 
so my music makes you hummy, 
and makes your booty twitch.

Have we run out of words 
that rhyme with yummy and pitch?
Not quite yet. 
I think there are a few more. 
Let's stretch our imaginations 
even farther right now.
Up into the sky, we are about to soar. 

Capitalists act chummy, 
and on us, they will snitch,
to keep us under their thumby, 
while they decorate with kitsch.

Free health care for your bummy, 
should you ever need a stitch.
Free housing that's not slummy. 
Without money, we'll all be rich.

Rhymes are flying from me. 
Like a broomstick under a witch.
A dentist, they will numb me, 
before drilling in Greenwich. 

Anybody from Greenwich listening? 
I've never been there. 
Maybe I'll visit one day. 

What has this song becomey? 
Will it be enjoyed by Mitch? 
Guitars I like to strummy. 
I've got a hole in my gitch.