Chasin' Wayward Women
Channel: Ben Brian
Date: 2012-02-06

Brian -   So one of my friends was like "your facebook page used to be a lot funnier. I remember when you'd just rip on people and put up funny stuff" and then someone else said "Brian can you have more drama in your life" 
 
Now I said no on all accounts because my personal painful experiences are personal and painful, but mostly funny. Then a random song came on the ol iTunes that made me really like country music writing. It was Ween's Piss up a Rope. So I tried my hand at writing a country song. It's semi autobiographical about my ex girlfriend. I'd like to apolagize to my parents at this point for violating social norms and because they're my facebook friends and will prolly see this. I'd also like to apolagize to my dog who had to sit through the writing process and give me feed back. He's a good boy though. 


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Someday I may meet a girl who isn't bat shit insane.
Swallows pills it don't make sense. Chemical cocktail brain
Someday I may meet a girl who doesn't bitch and moan
Bout every little thing I do and what time I come home.
 
If I ever meet that girl I don't know what I'll do.
Probably fuck it right on up
Because I smoke and chew
So I'll keep going to these bars to meet my lady luck
I'll keep dropping 20 bills cus I don't give a fuck.
 
Someday I may meet a girl and red flags will start to rise
Are her parents just divorced ?
Did an uncle touch her thighs.?
If that's true I'll ignore those facts and jump right in the sack
Cus life's too short I'll blow my load and shoot it on her back.
 
One thing that I know for sure
There's something wrong with me
Cus I've been searching oh so long for someone just like me.
If I meet that special girl I'll probly run away
Cus I don't need her rash of shit each and every day.
 
Life gets hard and I'm getting old I should probly settle down
But the tattoo guns just warmin up and my friends just came to town.
You won't take my money girl, even if I decide to wed.
You'll sign a pre-nup or pack your bags
You heard just what I said.
 
When I'm dead and buried they'll say man that guy did live
Drank 12 beers at 8 oclock
Didn't get the HIV
He left behind a huge estate and a damn good legacy
Of drinkin fightin cursin
All his friends just called him B


Electric Guitar - Brian
Acoustic Guitar - Brian
Bass - Brian
Lead Vocals - Brian
Drums - Ben
Backup Vocals - Ben and Brian