Bessie.the Knock-Kneed Heffer
Channel: FriendsOfRupert
Date: 2012-05-12

(To the tune of "Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer")

Bessie the knock-kneed heffer,
Had some really skinny knees,
And if you ever saw her,
You would laugh and laugh until you wheezed.

All of the other heffers,
Use to laugh and call her names,
They never let poor Bessie,
Join in any barnyard games.

Then one foggy Yuletide night,
Bessie's knees gave way,
She fell and set the barn on fire,
The flames rose higher and higher.

And so the sun did see it,
He came back another year,
Bessie the knock-kneed heffer,
Let's give her a great big cheer!


Copyright Kyrja 2012