Mutant Pollutants
Channel: Daily Song Parody
Date: 2014-05-25

Since we went on a trip Thursday I had to do two songs today (Honor to Us All parody and this Zero to Hero parody). This (in addition to them being LONG songs to write and practice) meant that I had to deal with some seriously imperfect videos. You can tell I go REAL off key a few times in this video, among other things...maybe some day I'll re-record some of the better written daily songs.

Anyspray, tomorrow if I do two I'll finally get caught up, so here's hoping that manages to happen!

Original song property of Disney.

Lyrics:
Who you ask?
Bolivar Trask
Preemptively attacking the mutant threat
Pay the bill
And our science skill
Will protect humans that the mutants will kill
Survival from the
Mutant pollutants
Trask Industries anti-
Mutant pollutants!
Using tech to serve and protect
The mutant pollutant cannot stay unchecked
Every mutant is suspect

Sentinels
Will crush the skulls of
Mutants!
Be done by dinner
We're the winner
Human winner!

Please sign these fees and royalties
Give us cash to burn
We'll let Sentinals accrue
Knowledge from fights
To adapt and learn!

Say hooray
We will save the day
Humanity preserved
This power we display
What'd you say?
They're out of control?
It's surely a small glitch
Better do a barrel roll

Hurry, it comes
It's using its weapons
May be the end
I would reckon
That went South fast, who would have thunk?
A friend to defend, I believed that junk
Now I am dying, Bolivar is a punk

He really put the sad in sadist
Bolivar!
Wow that guy's is on my bad list
Bolivar!
Was he smart?
He was unwise
Was he proud?
Now humanity cries
Bolivar, Bolivar
Trask Industries, Industries
Sentinels, Sentinels

Humans dead
Mutants have fled
Sentinels
Hunting though
Shadowcat is pro
epic evade

Use Wolverine
He is hurled
Through time to stop the
end of the world

Talking isn't his strong suit
He's the brute
Mend a dispute
Doesn't compute
Oh well!