ARKHAM ORIGINS RAP - White Chocolate
Channel: whatthefraggingheck
Date: 19/07/2014

White Chocolate's Debut Single "Arkham Origins Rap".

Arkham Origins
is where it all begins.
Batman's hunted by nine assassins.

Let's talk about the first, the mighty Killer Croc.
I gotta say this was a really easy boss.
Just Mash A, before he chomp chomp!
Quickfire batarangs to blow up his bomb.

Boy you need a mint, yo breath smell like doo doo.
Wait til the other assassin's are through with you.
They're gonna kill you Batman, you just wait and see.
One hit KO, and tell him he's ugly.

Now the worst boss fight of the game in my opinion,
was the disappointment of the brawl with Slade Wilson.
Just mash the counter button until you get bored,
then use your grapple claw and smash him to the floor.

Pop off his mask - WAIT HE'S JUST AN OLD GUY?
HE'S WEARING A PATCH WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYE?
Kick him in the face, and leave him there beat.
You know what. Just quit the game and play his DLC.

Joker went to the bank, and took out some money.
Even though hes got 50 million on Batman's bounty.
Why he needs the cash, I don't even know why.
Hardcore gamer, OAP THERE GOES THAT GUY.

Copperheads basically the Scarecrow of Origins.
Poisons you and then you have to fight all these hallucinogens.
I really wanna say something nice in this rap,
but Arkham Origins is just the same old crap.