TV Burp Tribute - You'll Never Stop The Burpin'
Channel: newscapuk
Date: 2012-03-23

A musical tribute to TV Burp by way of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire

Lyrics:
Crocodile, Kakapo
Lookalikes and Eddie Sto
Robert Winston tells you stuff
Gail's gone into a huff
Lord Sugar, you're fired
Apprentice nutshell was retired
Win a prize, choking bear
Kilroy's putting it in care

Hunting bargains, chippy chips
Everyone's got brucie-itis
Emmerdale safety, baseball bat
Blanche's eyes, cataracts
Alan Turner's from Star Wars
And at the side are magic doors
Eleven series of the show
We still don't know where they go

You'll never stop the burping
N-N-N-No antacids until it gets flacid
Then, we'll riff on TV ourselves
But we'll never come up with ingenius stuff like

Cheryl Cole in a loop
Old man says hello to group
Louie Spence dances round
Tomorrow's stars will be found
A corner full of rhyming words
Puppets, cloth and knitted birds
Sausages that tell the time
Eoghan knows when he's online
Louis Walsh's facial tones
Hitler's gay, telephones
Impressions of people you think
Wagbo's in your kitchen sink
A brother from another mother
Things in shells and bush pushers
Construction that set the stall
'Bring on the wall'

You'll never stop the burpin'
Dodgy guts gave you comedy cuts
Now, we'll riff on tv ourselves
But we'll never come up with ingenius stuff like

Who put toffee in the shoe?
And let Heather near the food
Peculiar thing of the week
Extra, highlight, pardon me
Heart attack and dancing busts
I certainly didn't expect to see that stuff
The knitted character shot to fame
While Phil Mitchell deflates again
Karaoke ending tracks
I prob forgot your fav crack
And every break they trade whacks
What else do I have to yak?

You'll never stop the burpin'
As long as we have youtube there'll be rectangular cubes
Then, we'll riff on tv ourselves
But we'll never come up with this genius stuff

No, you'll never stop the burpin'
As long as we have youtube there'll be rectangular cubes
Then, we'll riff on tv ourselves
But we'll never come up with this genius stuff

You'll never stop the burpin'

The instrumental is an edited version of this: http://www.myspace.com/prosoundkaraokeband/music/songs/we-didn-t-start-the-fire-karaoke-instrumental-track-in-the-style-of-billy-joel-73774296

Yes, TV Burp is made by the fine people at ITV & Avalon and not by me. All the footage is ripped from the other copyright infringers on Youtube, God bless 'em. There's too many clips to attribute who uploaded them. Sufficed to say, if you uploaded something I've probably ripped it, used or not.

Other tributes:
Teletext - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsQ_dgjViio
Wayne Rooney's Hair - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnehwrLfmdY
David Cameron's Trip to Manchester - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn6BR5CM6NE
The British Summertime - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Bhkss1oO0