Hessmann And The Fuckers - Hack, Hack, Cough, Cough
Channel: Hessmann & The Fuckers
Date: 2014-03-13

A cautionary tale of the dangers and scientifically demonstrable effects of cigarette (CANCER-STICK) smoking.
Be warned, the truth is not at all pretty.
Ft. Your "Mom."


Lyrics:

Hack, Hack, Cough Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!
Hack, Hack, Cough Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!

(solo)

Well if you should find,
Yourself ever wanting to try out a cigarette.
Please keep in mind,
You will shortly find yourself in a whole new world of shit.

You'll get fifty kinds of cancer,
And you'll slowly go blind.
You'll be an addict in short order,
And you'll lose your fucking mind!

Hack, Hack, Cough Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!
Hack, Hack, Cough Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!

(solo)

So let me warn you,
Of the very deadly dangers of the ever-present cigarette.
So you'll be ready,
To resist the lures of their super-vicious cancer-cult.

You'll without doubt prolapse your anus,
And you'll make your mother cry.
It'll shrivel up your penis.
Don't forget that you will die!

Hack, Hack, Cough Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!
Hack, Hack, Cough Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!
Hack, Hack, Cough Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!
Hack, Hack, Cough Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!

Puff, Puff, Pass Pass!
That cigarette will rape your ass!
Puff, Puff, Pass Pass!
That cigarette will rape your ass!

Inhale, Exhale!
That cigarette will teach you braille!
Inhale, Exhale!
That cigarette will teach you braille!

(solo)

Smoke, Smoke, Drag, Drag!
That cigarette'll make you a fag!
Suck, Suck, Ash, Ash!
That cigarette will steal your cash!
Hack, Hack, Cough, Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!
Hack, Hack, Cough, Cough!
That cigarette will kill you off!