EAS - Hostile Alien Invasion
Channel: Peekofwar
Date: 2017-02-18

This is a EAS parody.

Below is the script:

This is a global security alert:

An hostile unknown alien race has infiltrated Earth. Earth is currently under seige by an unknown force. Take shelter in your nearest bunker or storm shelter. Current infected areas: Western and Southern United States of America, Greenland, Algeria, Libya, Mauitania, Chad, Northern Korea, Suthern Korea, Indonesia, and Austrailia. 

A global security alert has been issued. 

Issued by the National Security Service.