CHINESE GAIT RECOGNITION!
Channel: The Minute Hour
Date: 2020-05-13

dear china (the country), this can all be over in a matter of minutes. you just need to email me 100 million us dollars. I wouldn't want any chinese citizens accidentally catching wind of this plan and starting the dance dance revolution on their own...but that's probably exactly what's going to happen if you don't pay up... (if you DO pay up, I will censor all of my anti-china content and leave the chinese people alone forever.)

music is "Shmords" by The Electric Motherfuckers (https://theemfs.bandcamp.com/album/vol-1)
gifs stolen from various artists off the internet
i saw the gait rate video here - https://twitter.com/mbrennanchina/status/1167071989686837254?s=20