CORRECT VIEWS 2014 Christmas GOOD NEWS: Race Unity, Rand 4 Pos' Com',Herbs Heal,New Skin,ISIS FAIL
Channel: TheCorrectViews
Date: 2014-12-25

Greetings Unsettled Souls,
     'Tis Sam I Be Di Gangi reporting for THE MEDIA SPEAKS on CHRISTMAS DAY and unlike the Humbuggery of LAST night's show, we have NOTHING but good news today.
      We begin with some news on racial unity which is something that we have not seen much of. We move on to Rand Paul being on the right side of Posse Comitatus (the law that prevents a standing army - which is what the police are becoming - in the USA) as well as six herbs that can help heal your brain and boost brain power. They are cheap and can be found anywhere. (No, I am selling any....not that kinda' show).
     We close with news on a new smart skin that will give artificial limbs REAL feeling before closing with a rather hilarious ISIS fail. ANYTIME that ISIS's fails, we are happy.
Sam