RPC-319 Grandmas Christmas Cookies! - Living Pastry and Altered Memories
Channel: Eastside Show | RPC Authority Readings
Date: 2019-12-12

In this RPC Authority wiki reading we learn about RPC 319, "Grandmas Christmas Cookies", an entity with the appearance of an old grandma who animates gingerbread men and other bakery pastry creatures who follow her every whim and alters the memories of families to become part of their lives! RPC Authority horror narration reading by Eastside Steve of Eastside Show RPC and Eastside Show SCP!

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RPC-319 is currently believed to be a humanoid entity of unknown origin. Manifestations of RPC-319 initially appear as a female in her late seventies with an abdominous build and grey-white hair. However, an instance's appearance has been known to change later in its manifestations. These changes have been noted as a shift in the eyes composition to include horizontal slit-shaped pupils, the addition of two to eight branched horns, and severe genu recurvatum. The extent of RPC-319's shape-shifting abilities is currently being tested.

Manifestations of RPC-319 occur only once per year from December 13th through the 24th or Yuletide.4 During this time, the entity enters an active state in which it is capable of manifesting or traveling near instantaneously throughout central and eastern Europe, which is believed to be its area of influence. Specifically, RPC-319 has only been observed as far West as the Rhineland and East along the Volga River. Researchers do not currently know how RPC-319 is capable of this, but it has never been observed outside of this area of effect. During this active state, RPC-319 will manifest within several homes which, all display various Christmas decorations and are inhabited by a conjugal family.5 These families must have trinitarian Christian religious beliefs.6

Once manifestations have begun, RPC-319 will appear before the occupants of the home during any evening meal. The home's denizens will all immediately remark that "Grandma is home" and show signs of familiarity with the entity. RPC-319 is, however, incapable of human speech. Instead, it appears to communicate through a mixture of animalistic growls, bellows, snorts, and screams. Those communicating with the entity appear to understand these vocalizations and have been observed carrying on complete conversations. Manifestations will appear within several homes throughout the European continent each evening. Researchers have observed unusual weight gain by each member of the family during this time. On the night of December 24th, RPC-319 will manifest in only a single home that it had previously manifested in and begin to vomit raw gingerbread dough into the family's oven or a similar apparatus.7 Several RPC-319-1 and -2 instances will begin to grow from the oven dough in a form of budding reproduction. During this event, RPC-319 takes on aspects of its less human appearance. RPC-319 will then offer the family portions ripped from the -1 and -2 instances who then surround the dinner table. The family will show signs of extreme joy at delight at "Grandma's feast" and eat for hours on end despite ill effects. Once local time reaches midnight, RPC-319 will devour the still delighted children of the family and demanifest.