Don't Masturbate On Zoom, Toobin | Song A Day #4311
Channel: Jonathan Mann
Date: 2020-10-20

Backstory: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/19/business/media/jeffrey-toobin-new-yorker-suspended.html

I write a song a day!
Everybody masturbates it’s true
But you know what not everybody do
Masturbate while on zoom
Looking at their friends and colleagues too

This wasn’t about something technical 
He thought they couldn’t see him doesn’t matter at all
If they couldn’t see him that would still
Be super disgusting ya’ll 

If you really want to jerk it
Politely excuse yourself
If you really want to work it
You gotta quit Zoom right now 

You can do it in the bedroom
You can do it in the shower or tub
A bathroom stall at the mall
Is even ok for a rub

But these are your coworkers
And you’re doing it at their expense
If it’s voyeurs that you need 
Find someone who will consent 

You can’t just be lookin
At your coworkers as they 
Go about their meeting
While you touch yourself that way



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