Please Stop Manspreading
Channel: John Sakars
Date: 2018-10-10

Manspreading. Stop it. 
Please stop manspreading. Your balls aren't that big. 
You don't have watermelons sitting beside your twig. 
Be considerate. Respect your neighbour's space.
Stretching is good for you, but this is not the place.
Your knees a few inches apart, I can understand. 
Any more than that is manspreading. It's getting out of hand. 
You're acting like your testicles are bigger than blimps. 
You'd see you're in your neighbour's space, if you would take a glimpse.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, testicles are awesome. 
But let us be honest. They are not that large.
Pretty please, move your knees much closer together.  
Share the space. You're not in charge. 
No no no, no no no, you are not a whale.
Your testes don't weigh hundreds of kilograms
Your testes weigh about 10 to 15 grams each.
About two mouthfuls of yam. 
Manspreading. Stop it.
About your fellow beings, you should care. 
Please pay attention. Be self-aware. 
Don't make people uncomfortable. Watch your knees. 
If someone is bedside you, they should feel at ease.
Be courteous. Do not take up all the room. 
Those aren't two boulders beside your mushroom.
Share the space with others. It is their space too. 
Move your knees closer together, please and thank you.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, testicles are awesome. 
But let us be honest. They are not that large.
Pretty please, move your knees much closer together.  
Share the space. You're not in charge. 
No no no, no no no, you are not a whale.
Your testes don't weigh hundreds of kilograms
Your testes weigh about 10 to 15 grams each.
About two mouthfuls of yam.