Thanks, Google!
Channel: The Minute Hour
Date: 2022-03-29

Ok, google? Thank you.
G - D - C

google, facebook, amazon
twitch, and twitter, and your mom
makin the internet a better place
it used to be shady
it used to be hectic
it used to be so dang eclectic
not anymore, those days are gone

thanks to google, facebook, and amazon
twitch, and twitter, and your mom
its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on)
there's nothing very scary
we capped the hate (goodbye hate)
but careful what you say 
that might incriminate (careful what you say)
cause we'll circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!)

I use facebook to check up on my former friends
and amazon to buy my shit,
get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs)
I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers
but there's no danger no there's no danger
if they mess with me, I'll call the cops (I'll be callin the force!)

and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon
maybe you been buyin' stuff
to build a bomb
or maybe you been lyin
maybe you been wrong
and we'll find it 
find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon
oh we'll hunt it down
and then we'll spread it around
and that ain't what you want in this climate! (I'm compliant!)

thanks google, facebook, and amazon
you made the internet
a perfect place for us to say 
whatever you want 
(I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for)
and we don't deserve you
and just we live to serve you
won't you plug us into the machine
and let our bodies be
as one
and join our brain with jeff bezos