How to Make a McGangBang
Channel: 0nett
Date: 2011-06-20

A nine step video showcasing how to make a McGangBang. 

So "you're hungry," but you don't feel like dining or spending a fortune on expensive food. Well luckily there's a solution that's delicious and affordable. With over 31,000 outlets worldwide McDonald's offers the solution your stomach so desperately desires. For only $2 dollars you're able to unlock the best kept secret from the Dollar Menu, the McGangBang.

Now the next logical question you're asking yourself is, "what in the world is a McGangBang?" It's quite simple. It's a combination sandwich comprised of a McDouble and a McChicken, it's a "new world order." If either the McDouble or McChicken are consumed individually, you've missing out on the legendary experience of the McGangBang. Together these two sandwiches (McDouble & McChicken) open the doorway, but once inside it's up to you to compile the McGangBang.  

1. Simply drive your vehicle of preference to the closest McDonald's franchise 
2. Next you can either choose the drive-thru experience or order inside the McDonald's
3. Once you have your McDouble and McChicken in your possession, unwrap both sandwiches and prepare your work station
4. Remove the top and bottom buns of the McChicken (you may eat them if you desire)
5. Separate the two beef patties on the McDouble creating two single beef patties
6. Carefully place the McChicken patty on top of one of the McDouble beef patties
7. Place the other McDouble beef patty on top of the McChicken patty, creating a sandwich effect involving the two patties with the McChicken patty in between
8. You have now assembled the McGangBang in all its glory
9. Sit back and enjoy the extraordinary flavors of this truly remarkable sandwich, the McGangBang

Lyrics:
Gimmie buns, chicken and two F*#3h patties
A drink to wash it down while I'm rollin in the caddy
McGangBang, split those B*#3h in two
Take off the pickles and the lettuce, it's up to you
What'cha gonna do, when I lay down the chicken
Rape that F*#3h bird A*#3h B*#3h with the beef, its finger lick'n, S*#3h
Put it all together and you got a McGangBang B*#3h
Tear into that B*#3h, do your F*#3h thang B*#3h
I love the way this creation massages my F*#3h brain it's off the F*#3h chain, S*#3h
McGangBang, only $2 bucks, only $2 bucks, and I do not give two F*#3h
McGangBang, B*#3h

Returning from his lawyer's office Bob (B-Hanny) felt a rumbling within his stomach. Not feeling like the typical fast food Bob conjured up an idea. Inspired from a previous video on PowerHouseFilmCo (http://youtu.be/8ES9EN-qXL8) Bob craved the taste for a McGangBang. However, just consuming the sandwich wouldn't be enough. He felt the inspiration to lay down a few ill- A*#3h rhymes about making it. Using his gift of rhyme he spit out one of the sickest beats YouTube has ever heard. Rapping about that dope burger and chicken combo sparked the new beginning of a possibility of having one of the most successful rap careers since Eminem. 

"What if we filmed a simulation video ordering a McGangBang?" A question Bob asked himself as he hightailed it back to Mark's house. "I want a McGangBang...B*#3h!" The phrase enthusiast around America will soon be saying as they pull through the drive thru of the largest, most successful franchise fast food restaurants of all time. What number on the menu will the McGangBang be? In Bob Hansen's mind...it will be NUMBER 1... B*#3h!

The music (beat) was created from the GarageBand App on the iPad 2.

SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/0nett/mcgangbang