Doctor Sings the "12 Days of COVID"
Channel: Amos Axiom
Date: 2020-12-14

A slightly exaggerated recount of the trials and tribulations of this go-around with COVID.
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Please wear a mask, and socially distance. We have a vaccine coming, which will hopefully reach everyone by two months from now. Don't spend your Christmas here with me.
Keep yourself safe. I don't have a choice about it given my line of work, and the safer you keep yourself the less I risk my loved ones. If you can't do it for yourself please do it for me.

**LYRICS**
Back again on wards, it's another COVID spike
full of crazy complications that just don't seem right
Listen to my song, it's a cautionary tune
so that you don't spend your Christmas here with me.

On the Nth day of inpatient COVID gave to me

12 gastroentritis
11 fevers spiking
10 hearts arrhyrhmic
9 lungs hypoxic
8 TIA's
7 kidneys failing
6 codes prolonged
5 DVT's
4 ARDS
3 PE's
2 anosmiacs
A type one nstemi

I'm tired of this pandemic messing up our lives
Please just wear a mask and help do what's right.
Just a few more months, till we win the COVID fight
-so please don't spend your Christmas here with me.






With special thanks to TheEarthforge/HelixTerminii for initial idea, inspiration, lyrical help, and proofing. Love you.