Lawyer Jonathan Lee Riches declares anime fatwa: Sept 11th, 2016
Channel: Lawyer
Date: 2016-10-17

On Sept. 11th, 2016, over 3 million MyAnimeList.com accounts and credit cards were compromised by cybervegan SPLC lawyer Jonathan Lee Riches. If you've got a case no-one else can crack, On 9/11/16, Riches used his botnet to launch a sophisticated series of attacks on various Touhou streamers in violation of international and federal law. When asked what motivated him, he would only respond: "Chaos Reigns". Jonathan Lee Riches then served 69 consecutive life sentences in maximum torture sensory deprivation helljail for thoughtcrime against the ZOG and second degree cybersodomy. After returning to the outside world, Riches continued his heroic search of truth as a truth-seeking sleuth.