Mabel's sick-ass gangsta rap
Channel: arfenhousefan
Date: 2012-07-25

I DID NOT MAKE THIS SONG
A guy made this song after someone posted a rap in a Gravity Falls thread on /co/.
Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?s89291y0yvia29x
Lyrics:
My name is Mabel
And if I'm able,
I'll let you be the new stud in my big cock stable,
So just slap yo' dick on the table
Now listen to the sound
Watch me get down,
After this round,
If you can handle the ride,
You get a house in Sweatertown,

Now, all the Oregon ladies are en-vi-ous
Cause I'm a lookout ge-ni-us
They blow they tops like they Vesuv-ius
Cause all these skank-ass hoes be dub-ious

Not me,
Imma hundred percent Mabel
Nothing I wear has a fake-ass label
These sweaters are handstitched
So go back to yo' brands bitch
You can't even get a man even though you all acting rich