Kleiner makes an announcement
Channel: Common Cold
Date: 2019-09-16

I've come to make an announcement, Gordon Freeman is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hazard suit fucking protected dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my administrator report. Gordon Freeman you got a small dick, it's the size of this snark except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all head, no crabs, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a crowbar! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on Xen! How do you like that Lambda Complex? I PISSED ON XEN YOU FOOLS!