Old White Man On Twitter (Like A Villian From A YA Novel)
Channel: Jonathan Mann
Date: 2019-08-17

Old white man on twitter 
The villain from a YA novel
Throne makes him feel bigger
Pets a naked cat 
Never stop to consider
A different suit of armor
He doesn’t pull the trigger
He’s got henchmen for that

And in this fantasy
Fueled by the dopamine
Of all the retweets 
and likes that he gets
His plan unfurls
To rule the whole world
He punishes little girls
For their insolence 

Clickety clack 
On the keyboard
Listen to the chimes and bells
Feel the crack of the
Whip he wants more
Straight into his veins
No pants
And a quarter pounder
And the music swells
His audience 
Gets louder
Long may he reign 







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Hi there! If you're new around these parts, welcome. I'm Jonathan Mann. I write a song every single day, and I've been doing that for the last 10+ years.

Through sick days, tired days, days with no inspiration, the death of my grandma, the breakup of a 5 year long relationship, the marriage to my wife and the birth of our son - I've never missed a day. This is my life's work.