RPC-849 The Simons - Men in Black with a Twisted Game
Channel: Eastside Show | RPC Authority Readings
Date: 2021-06-05

This RPC Authority creepypasta reading video is about RPC 849 "The Simons" (Object class Omega-red), a group of men-in-black who have a strange fascination with "Simon Says", with the ability to time travel, and cause political events and other events to pass, among other things! RPC-849, colloquially referred to as the “Simons” by most Authority personnel, is the collective designation for a group of humanoid entities of male appearance ranging from RPC-849-A, -B and -C. Sightings and visuals recorded by both civilians and Authority personnel report said entities as dressed in formal business attire, usually wearing a bowler hat of some kind. All instances share similar traits, such as lacking clear facial features, eyebrows, being complete light-gray in skin coloration, having a stylized “S” shaped pin attached to the left wrist of their suits, and talking in singular third-person, starting all phrases with variations of “Simon says/said.” RPC-849 instances are almost always seen in groups of two or three, with the exception of RPC-849-C, which always manifests as a singular instance.

Table of Contents:
00:00 Introduction
02:01 Description
06:46 RPC-849-A - The Faceless Men
07:49 RPC-849-B - The Fish-Men
09:22 RPC-849-C - The Exterminator
10:25 Discovery:
11:09 Recorded Meeting - OCEACOM
14:26 Compiled Documents and Manifestations - RPC-849
14:44 Police Interrogation - RPC-849 - 1965
22:23 RPC-849-A Encounter - Temporal Displacement
26:01 Additional Manifestations
29:58 RPC-849-C - Recording
38:04 - URGENT UPDATE - RPC-849-1 - POSSIBLE MANIFESTATION -
45:42 Closing Statement

RPC-849 art by Dr. River Rain
https://twitter.com/_RiverRain_

Voice credits in this video:

AuthurDoxal as Jerry
G-R-I-Z-Z as Lederman
Neil Crow Crosby as Agent Garcia
Jenn as Mrs Donovan
John Trent as Agent Mike Vivar

Read from the RPC Authority Wiki http://www.rpc-wiki.net/
read along here: http://rpcauthority.wikidot.com/rpc-849
Written by: TheGreatTarbolin69

Intro and Outro Music:

"Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

"Shadowlands 4 - Breath" Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com)

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License
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