Loretta Perkins Private Sale
Channel: BlackcatsWtf
Date: 2022-10-21

The Black Cats Founders Club
9 Cats 9 Lives
Meet: Loretta Perkins

Rarity: 1/1
Image Resolution: 3000 X 3000

Cat Breed: Japanese Bobtail

Favorite musical style: It’s always Johnny.

Catchphrase: There’s no one like Johnny.

Favorite color: I don’t know...blue because of my eyes?

Past life: Random kitten in Nuuk, Greenland. More info is needed.

Born in 1982 in Austin, Texas, Loretta Perkins lived a pretty unassuming life until she became famous in various country bars for her impressions of Johnny Cash. She soon quit her job to dedicate her life to her passion for music, taking her wife and family in their RV, traveling across the country to spread her love for “true” country music. While she’s had no proper musical training, her tessiture and vocal range are so impressive that some have dubbed her a genius in disguise. She’s gathered a huge and loyal following of kind-hearted people, whom she often meets around barbecues or drinks after her concerts. Her wife, Marianne, still refuses to comment on her new, uprooted, lifestyle.


Music credit: Miley Cyrus - The Backyard Sessions - "Jolene"