ChatGPT Humbled Me
Channel: John Sakars
Date: 2024-01-07

I had a humbling experience recently.
I said to ChatGPT, ever heard about me?
No. 
Thank you, ChatGPT. 
I love humbling experiences, yes siree. 

AI knows about the melodious warbles 
a house finch sings.
And they know humans sing also, 
but have they heard my songs? No.  
 
To the AI known as ChatGPT,
I'm not as famous as prokaryotes
in the sea. 
Prokaryotes rock. 
I just sit and talk.
Wear an unmatched sock. 
Eat a tofu block.   
 
I had a humbling experience recently.
I said to ChatGPT, ever heard about me?
No. 
Thank you, ChatGPT. 
I love humbling experiences, yes siree. 
 
AI knows that loons produce a yodel or wail.  
And they know humans sing also, 
but have they heard my songs? No.  
 
To the AI known as ChatGPT,
I'm not as famous as the mythical banshee.
Banshees have long hair. 
I just sit and stare.
Wear old underwear. 
Eat a juicy pear.

ChatGPT, a friend to humanity. 
Helping people be less lonely. 
Maybe one day you'll know everybody. 
ChatGPT, my name is John. 
Maybe now you'll know me. 

Slime is far more interesting than I. 
Mollusks produce slime to help them move by. 
I just pick my nose. 
Write some average prose.
Clip nails on my toes. 
Watch some nature shows.  

Bacteria are more interesting than I. 
They are even in clouds way up in the sky.
I just stare at screens. 
Eat a can of beans. 
Wear some thrift store jeans. 
Drink smoothies with greens. 

I had a humbling experience recently.
I said to ChatGPT, ever heard about me?
No. 
Thank you, ChatGPT. 
I love humbling experiences, yes siree. 

ChatGPT, please always do good.
Never do harm.