This Cat is NED – Ned vs Dog Walkers
Channel: Grumpy Cat
Date: 2016-03-19

This Cat is NED – Ned vs Dog Walkers
Ned makes some not so nice calls to the local Dog Walkers. Subscribe for more Ned: https://goo.gl/mxVhRr
This cat is Ned. A cat everyone things is awesome, unless you are a dog…or a dog walker…Some say he can run circles around dogs without moving and that they don't chase him, he chases them. 
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For quality control reasons, Ned would like to categorically disassociate himself from the other cats of the Internet such as:

• Cats that chase laser pointers, because they’re gullible 
• Cats that try to jump and slip and fall, because they embarrass the species 
• Grumpy cat, because his attitude sucks
• Serious cat, because it’s not so serious
• Keyboard cats, because your rhythm is off
• Lolcats, because they’re not funny 
• Cats that don’t mind dogs, because their taste sucks 
• Mr Bigglesworth, because he looks freaky 
• I can has cheezburger, because no dah you can.. 
• Cats that get a fright and jump into the air, because they should be prepared 

This week, Ned's search history includes: 

• Why would people actually want to walk dogs for a living?
• Contact details of dog walkers in all 50 States
• Is dog walking an actual profession?
• I hate dogs