Black Fag
Channel: The Contagious Kid
Date: 2014-03-11

U better specialize
Special K for your face
Groping balls
Tripping over leather and lace
Cause there's lace blotters
Gel tabs and microfiche
Stick that micro machine in your mouf
That's right, choking babies gets me off
So does punting them at a Tempest concert
And mule kicking grandmas in the teef with steel tips
Flopping, saggy ass titsssss

U better recognize
Or maybe not, don't wanna have a sketch of me on file
The cat's pajamas
Somewhat like mama llamas
And crumb bun bottoms
Misused commas
And geriatric tapas
It's another shitty board game you got for Christmas
Just make up half the rules and let your siblings eat the unnecessary pieces
I gotta herbivore slore
And a gonococcus cocoon
Snacks 'n Jaxson high score
And 1000 wads for Doom
I'm the usurper slurper
Negative emoticon ringer
Esteban's fingers are turning purple
And are starting to tingle
Dip 'em in acid
Trip on that shit mad hard
Icarus complex Chex mix

I shit two pounds
Two pounds of fecal matter
That's the start
Of a delicious batter

Santorum icing
All up in this bitch
Dingleberry sprinkles
This cake is gonna be rich

No lie
This cake will make you high
Don't cry
Just 'cause I force feed you while you're tied to the support beam in my basement

Lick the spatula
So I can shove it in your pee hole
Dick my uvula
And I can rubber band it and watch it get cold

Oh baby, yeah baby,
Get it right, nice and tight
If You get loose I can cut a new hole in your side
Cumshot in your abdominal cavity
Consult the sharps bin for HIV


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