The Frightly Mews - Political Parody
Channel: Rick Timmis
Date: 2012-11-21

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Coming up on tonights Frightly Mews

Figel Narage felates Verman Ron Humpoy

Aroness Bashton weeps as Mucking Fugly isters take Pobel Neace prize.

and

Banwell Marosso called Bat Fastard by Oliticians during Plate of the Stunion Reddress

Im Sick Rimmit and this the Frightly Mews

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1 Figel Narage PUKIP ME attacked Vermin Ron Humpoy in the Prussels Farliament during the announcement that Vermin was to become president.

"Fot the Wook?" exclaimed Figel "Fho the Wuck are you" you've got the charisma of a Wramp Dagg, and I bet you've got Betty Swallocks. 
Who voted for you because I ducking fidn't, and nor did either of my mates Tweedle dumb or Tweedle dimmer.

No! of course you've been annointed by the PIG slayers in the commission. Well its not on "Your Faking the Puckig Tiss"  

Figel stormed out saying " there will be a serious cooking falamity over this".

2 Aroness Bashton wept last night because she didn't get any balls.
Apparently the King of Puropean Farliament Chartin Smultz decide to take the German Princess Mangela Ferkle by the balls instead,
When they were awarded the Pobel Neace prize.

Renowned financial economist Rim Dogers said "You Kust be Jucking Fidding right! These Wucking Fankers take all the money, starve all the PIGS and get given a Pucking Fobel Neace prize!"

Aroness Bashton was inconsolable in the chamber, but Figel Nigel helped by saying "Full you Plucking self together and Fut the Shook up"    

3 And finally

Banwell Marosso called Bat Fastard by Oliticians during Plate of the Stunion Reddress

Puropean Farliament President Banwell Marosso of Portugal ended the evenings dinner and ball by providing entertainment with his "Plate of the Stunion Redress"
In it he said "We want more degredation, more austerity greater power for the union and discount cards for FatDonalds and Countryfied Chicken"
He went on to say "There is no place at Puropean Farliament for Free Thinkers and Shob Gites like Figel Narage"
This caused outrage with Greek Peasants how said "
Marosso was at Bat Fastard, and The Puropean farliament would be better off without Rucking little Funts like him"

However the Farcickle Commission of the Puropean Farliament hailed the day a great success, and congratulated Banwell on excellent Plate of the Stunion Redress" which everyone had hungrily gobbled with delight.


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