[RPC Authority] RPC-504 ("The Cooking Cleaver") Full Audio Reading
Channel: Dr. [REDACTED]
Date: 2021-07-30

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RPC-504 is a stainless steel meat cleaver with a wooden handle. When used to chop any inedible object, it will instantaneously transform the cut piece of the object into an edible foodstuff with no adverse effects upon it being consumed by a human, although will retain the taste of the initial object.

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