Duh Onyo / No One Knows
Channel: The Minute Hour
Date: 2018-08-07

a song I wrote about onions, for a children's album that I'm working on that won't be done for awhile.

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A - D / A7 - D7

lyrics:
duh onyo is so lovely
(duh onyo duh onyo)
duh onyo is so good for me
(duh onyo duh onyo)
duh onyo cleans my eyes for free
(duh onyo duh onyo)
duh onyo's what i like to eat
(duh onyo duh onyo)

so give it up for duh onyo
de onyo
give it up give it up give it up for duh onyo
red white
yellow
and every other color of de onyo rainbow

de onyo can be prepared in many different ways
de onyo is a m a i n s t a y
de onyo has flava you couldnt imagine
de onyo is duh only veggie worth havin

lettuce? forget it!
tomato? no way, joe!
broccoli? stop it please!
there is only one vegetable thats for me and thats the onyo!
its strange but not scary,
duh onyo is extraordinary
duh onyo
try it with mayonnaise
duh onyo 
a mandatory part of your sandwich

eat duh onyo like a apple
eat duh onyo as a snack to
get your daily dose a nutrients
the ultimate accoutrement! 

duh onyo is the crunchiest
its flavor is the punchiest
you cook it for awhile
til its tender soft and mild

you can put it on a sandwich
you can put it in a salad
you can put it in a bowl
you can put it in a chalice
in a palace

duh onyo should be in everything
duh onyo makes my taste buds sing
duh onyo should be in every dish
duh onyo scratches my belly itch

give it up for duh onyo (ay!)
duh onyo! (ay!)
give it up give it up give it up for duh onyo 
red white
and yellow
and every other color of duh onyo rainbow
and scallions
dont forget them
give it up give it up for the bros of duh onyo
shallots! (i think i shall)
Leeks! (my interest is piqued)
Chives! (man alive! what a delicious and varied onion family!)

duh onyo-o-o-o x2

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noooo no one knows
no one knows no one knows where it grows
no no one no one knows
no one knows where that sweet onyo grows
knows, no one knows no one 
knows no one no one knows
no one knows no one knows no one knows

no one knows what makes it taste so dang good
and if you find out i dont wanna hear it
to me duh onyo is a kind of magic
and i would mind if you spoiled the trick

oh please dont spoil the trick
because i care about it
duh onyo is a gift
to me that sweet onyo is a gift

no one knows where duh onyo grows
and no one knows whats in the onyo's soul
and if you find out i dont wanna know
just leave duh onyo i'll be back for more