BREAKING: Female Inclusivity Actively Jeopardizes Rescue & Repair Mission
Channel: DEUS VULT, INFIDEL
Date: 2021-10-16

Kendra Daniels, medical officer of the USG Kellion, murders a doctor in cold blood and attempts to abscond with a big red space rock, abandoning shipmate, CEC Engineer Isaac Clarke, to a grim fate aboard the USG Ishimura.
Field reporter Glumpglop Googlegarf with Sol-Freq 5 News was able to, despite long odds and at great personal risk to himself, catch up to the Engineer in question, whom had this to say:


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Inspiring words, and we here at Sol-Freq 5 News hope you agree.
Coming at you lovely people at the top of the hour: Journalism! Dead or deadly? Where we cover the life and times of the late Glumpglop Googlegarf, faithful and fastidious field reporter, alongside others on a trek back through the ages of that oldest and noblest of professions: selling lies.