The Debate Song, Pt. 2 (Elephant on a Tightrope)
Channel: Brian C
Date: 2016-09-27

Lyrics:

Such a character, the man´s pushing our luck.
Sure can´t turn a phrase, somehow he made a buck.
We threw em all against the wall, he´s the one that stuck.
The swollen head of the GOP

Howls when he speaks, don´t carry much stick.
Sure can´t take a joke, guess his skin´s not very thick.  
He´ll run to his lawyers and sic em on ya quick.
Making sure that free speech isn´t free.

Got a beauty for a wife, third time around.
When he tries on his suits asks ´how´s it look, do I make ya proud?
She don´t have much to say, maybe she´s not allowed.
A lotta people think that, you tell me.

He´ll tell you bout the terrorists, comin to your town.
They´re runnin over borders, but he can take em down.
Long as you stay terrified of anyone too brown, 
Don´t ask questions, follow his lead.

Cause he played soldier in school, knows what it´s about.
Even though he skipped the war and had a doctor keep him out.
His feet might be flat, but they still fit in his mouth, 
He´ll be chewin´on his toes until they bleed.

The King of clowns, down to the painted face.
Just a broken ankle in a 3 legged race.
We´re all goin´ downhill, and he´s gonna set the pace.
Roll the dice, with the GOP.