A letter from Husband to Wife and Wife's letter back to Husband FUNNY!!! In Sign and Voice
Channel: Beauty Of ASL
Date: 2012-08-30

For those whose dont understand what i said.Hey guys Im telling you that i found on FB posts and found a letter from husband to wife then wife back to husband. first letter says Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Now this letter from wife back to husband Very suprising. (my aunt was calling me so i ask hold on please. she was giving me a candy bar. peaunut butter and chocolate chip. YUM) when i read i was blow away oh my lord. letter says from wife to husband. Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem. After all of that, i read one last sentence while i was eating my ramen noodles. and spits out when its says that CARLA was BORN CARL!!! say what... SAY WHAT!! i laugh my ass off. i feel bad for that man. Gratz to the woman who won 10 millions. i just wanna tell you in sign and voice and ill find more funny for you and my name is william and ill be here again. Thankyou!