This Is A Glasses Poem.
Channel: simplayaj
Date: 2011-08-16

Happy Minuteday Jon! Congrats on four hours and many more to come.

Sorry it's kind of pooey, I wanted to make sure I got this up today! 


Since enunciation and I aren't friends, here's the poem.


When you watch the Minutevlog 
You come across a grand ol hog
And by hog I mean lavish beast 
Because that's what Jon is cant you see.
The minute vlog teaches well and swell
It's taught me to pronounce and spell
The things I've learned from the minute vlog
Well I now know the Miss New Booty song
Feeling presidential? Well Jons your guy!
Did you know Abe Lincoln was probably bi?
Gender intrigue you? Well look no more
Jon tells you why guy can too be whores!
Ukulele's! Music! It's all right here!
Yes Jons vlog is rather queer.
I mean the in the oddest way, 
Cause in Tennessee you can't say gay.
Ah! And question Tuesday for your inquisitive mind
Ask away, how did Lyndon B. Johnson die?
It's a vlog in a minute, what's there to get?
But if you watch one, I guarantee you'll watch ten.
Jon's the best,
He's smart and funny
And he likes to pretend he's the Easter Bunny!
Minitaurs rejoice and DFTBA!
Let's wish Jon well on Minuteday.