Bail outs
Channel: CorpOverlord
Date: 2011-11-02

Dear Ninety-Nine Percent,

I sold you an interest rate on your mortgage I knew you couldn't afford.  I bundled it with other mortgages I knew would fail.  I sold them back to you on Wall Street.  When the economy crashed and destroyed your future, I demanded a bailout because I Am Too Big To Fail.  You bailed me out.  I used your money to give myself a bonus for all of my hard work.  I am repossessing your home.  I am charging you fees if you want to spend your money.  I am arresting you if you close your account.  I am giving myself another bonus for all of my hard work.  If it feels like you just ate a shit taco, it's because you did.  Stop complaining about it.  It's divisive.

Sincerely,
The One Percent
@CorpOverlord