Cod slackin'
Channel: Stokermw
Date: 2022-09-24

That is not a cake it’s the entire birthday party. That is not a dump truck, that is all the heavy machinery ever. That’s not a wagon, it’s every rail car currently stored in Nebraska. No vehicle on earth would have enough horsepower to separate my jaws from those thighs. They are built like they have more muscle mass than the head of a fully grown t-Rex. She could crush a safe made of industrial grade tungsten and not even break a sweat. The only holidays on her calendar are earth day and leg day, as both are technically year round. If she kicked you in the stomach you would be shot forward so fast that the length of a day would go from 24 hours to 20 hours. You would hit the ocean and boil the water around you. When you finally landed the force of the impact would instantly vaporize an area of land the size of Mongolia and instantly kill anywhere from 1 to 4 billion additional people via the shockwave and tsunamis. The damage would be so expensive that we would have to make up a new number, and future generations would learn about “the million bajillion gazillion dollar man”