Frying Bacon In The Nude | Song A Day #4731
Channel: Jonathan Mann
Date: 2021-12-14

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When you fry bacon in the nude
Everyone you know will point and laugh
While you are crying out in pain
The grease shoots out and burns your shaft

When you fry bacon in the nude
You must contend with all the neighborhood dogs
Who are drawn to the powerful scent
And will try to bite you on your log

When you fry bacon in the nude
The fog around you grows fast and thick
Your arteries get all stuffed up
And cholesterol shoots out of your dick

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