Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 4
Channel: James Pistole
Date: 2017-09-13

Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 4: Music and lyrics by James Pistole
Valiant Vanquished Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 4: https://youtu.be/Kmyz5vrSksA
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Audio: https://soundcloud.com/jpistole/valiant-vanquished-recap-season-2-volume-4-issue-4
Lyrics:
Noa and Dike and Karen and Jay
Back in modern day in the US of A

Jay was knocked when he seized opportunity
Guess that's what happens when you try to hack Unity
Dike tries mouth-to-mouth, but here's a tip
Don't get lost in thought and linger on those cold lips
No breath or pulse, but his nanites can repair
But a magical portal opens up with a tear

Through the portal Punk Mambo appears
Not alone, her assistant is near
Not many young folks studying the Dark Arts
So she's stuck with RageCaj who's low on smarts

Punk Mambo senses some dark shit going down
The house glows so green, you could see it from town
She summons forth her pink gorilla loa
It runs for the house where we last left Noa
With his wrestling singlet Dike suits up
RageCaj takes a shot at him, but really screws up

RageCaj punches Dike below the belt
But he winces at the pain his hand is dealt
Dike can make his body hard as a rock
From his head to his toes, and even his more sensitive regions

Inside the house the ritual goes on
Noa makes contact with her dead mom
Noa thinks she's a psiot, but mom says nope
That was just a cover so people could cope
She's really a witch, that's the source of her power
Her mom and aunt and cousins will always be with her

A skeletal figure appears with a scowl
On its shoulder is perched an owl
It consumes her family till they have no heartbeat
All it asks of Noa is something sweet to eat

ProfessorDanDan awakes with a scream
But his voice sounds strange, an who's that on his screen
When Jay hacked those servers, he was knocked to the floor
Now he's trapped inside them, but he's found a back door
When that smart gun talks, it's Jay's voice we hear
And on it's screen Jay's face appears

I'm sorry. The old ProfessorDanDan can't come to the gun right now.
Why? Oh. Cause he's dead.

An old blue Toyota drives down that dusty road
A pizza delivery, and he wants he he's owed
Jay says he ordered and he already paid
But the guy says nope, and he's really not swayed
Punk Mambo sends her loa, cause that guy's no quitter
It crushes his body; poor AlienKnitter

RageCaj says she shouldn't be so cruel
Punk Mambo reassembles him, that poor fool
Then he asks for a tip, but finally takes the hint
Heads back to his car at an all out sprint

As the ritual continues, Noa's cousins disappear
It seems ascension is finally near
That skeletal figure is called Marinette
A powerful loa, but it's not Noa's pet
It might help her out, or it might retreat
Still asking for something sweet to eat

The rest of Da Group finally make it inside
It's too late to stop things, but at least they tried
All of the bruja are a part of Noa, now
She's absorbed their power, but she's not sure how

Punk Mambo and RageCaj think this is bigger than them
It's time to put all of this to an end
She tries to portal GaeaCa, but only gets half of her
Her insides fall out, what a sad fate to endure
Punk Mambo wants them all to go to MI-6
But Da Group's having none of it, to their guns they'll stick

Punk Mambo's loa scoops up her and RageCaj
It carries them off, and they exit the stage
An eye for an eye is certainly unkind
But a nut for a nut? I wish I were blind

Let's see what happens with Da Powah Group