Memorandum 11·11·20
Channel: Phantom Vibrations
Date: 2020-11-11

Nora’s in the office this week, conducting secret business, sending coded messages, and listening in to hear the songs of many little birds. She wishes to congratulate her viewer on their fine choice of viewing matter, a choice which she hopes will bring them ample viewing pleasure.

(Nora wishes she could congratulate her viewer more fully, but certain restrictions of form and decorum and plain human decency must limit the lengths one can take such congratulatory gestures.)

Among the many varied pleasures made available herein, the viewer will find enclosed the premium phrases: “skiffle,” “sequela,” “short shrift,” and “jonesing.”

Nora suggests, in all humility, that the viewer turn their attention now to the prefixes “a-,” “re-,” “dys-,” and “rhodo-.” These simple forms will combine with others to produce unending legions of useful terms such as:
• aphonic
• rememberance
• dyspepsia
• rhodophacosia

May these become the names of such perennial joys as fill the happy years of any viewer’s lifetime.