Gargoyle Captain Edward
Channel: Jonanovich
Date: 2024-04-09

Ahoy, Ahoy, Ahoy
This da tale of a baldie
Who traveled in a big ol' shantie
Drinking all wine and rum


Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Bring he more wine and rum.
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
'Til morning sun
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Give him gargoyle's charm.
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
And watch ship arm.
With a heave and a ho, we lift stone high.
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
'Neath black flag we fly.

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
A bearded pirate, fierce and grand
With love for gargoyles, pipe in hand
He sails seas, his skin so white
In search of treasure, day and night

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Fill his cup with wine and rum
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Until world starts to spin some
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Gargoyle steers in drunken fun
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Until ship's course is undone

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Bald buccaneer, no hair atop
But don't you dare call him a fop
For he'll challenge you to a duel
With bottle and pipe, he's no fool

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
He'll drink and smoke under table
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
As long as he is able
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
With gargoyle love, he's kin
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
He wears smoke-fueled grin

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
His ship may crash, but spirits soar
For wine and rum, he'll always pour
A pirate's life, so wild and free
With gargoyle love, he's filled with glee

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Rum's his mate, wine's his lass
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
He'll raise another glass
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
To gargoyles, he'll toast
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Pirate we fear most

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
When moon is high, and night is still
He'll sing with gargoyles, a haunting trill
Bald pirate's tale, now fully spun
A legend of seas, second to none

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Seas are his to boast
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
Onward to new coasts
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
With gargoyle by his side
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho
He'll take the tide with pride