D Frizzle - Pretend [JUXTAPOSED EP]
Channel: D Frizzle
Date: 2019-07-26

D Frizzle - Pretend [JUXTAPOSED EP] (21/05/2014)

Boom bap! Look who’s back on a new track
I knew that I’d prove that I’ve moved past that rude crap (nah)
I’m just fucking with you all, I screw slags with them boob tats
And make do craps on my cute abs
"Yeah what? Really Frizzle? Fuck, I just kind of assumed that
You and that attitude had grew to a new man
That didn’t rap about dudes wanking
Or huge-massive juicy-smooth saggy poontangs."

Fuck it, I’m a loose cannon
Boom bitch, got ya grooving on my dick like “Ooh shit!”
Chewing on that prick like
“Dude this sperm count is like too thick!”
Yeah it’s yogurt that flows like the grossest known river
To make bitches moan and quiver, just go with it
It’s hard to swallow I know, but Joan Rivers did it
So I know that old bitches are willing to blow Frizzle

Dirty son of gun with tongue like a monster
“Why you so rude? It’s just like your constantly
Trying to get off on me or offer me your cock
And I’m just too soft stop it, it’s awful.”
What? Shut the fuck up and suck my dick on the couch yeah?
And stop them pretty sounds, I’ll put this plug in your mouth (ha ha)
And I don’t know if you got that but
Plug is a nickname for my sack, who’s back?

Big D and I said it at the beginning
But I be getting the tip of my big D in all the women
Spray ‘em with the holy gooey water, slut I’m thinking you like oughta
Ask for a napkin next time you place an order
Or a moist towelette, I’ll get your mound wet
And cough in to your pussy like I’m down at soundcheck
Your testing my testes with your round chest
And I ain't even fucking put it in your brown yet
 
[CHORUS]
I’m a sick minded individual and I can just
Give you a nice picture of what it is like living with the
Type of mind I’ve been given, just think of the
Worst shit that you can then try not to think of it
Pretend that you didn’t, pretend that you didn’t
Pretend that you didn’t, but you did it
And it’s literally past that, so you gotta ride with it
But you’re just so fucking sick and tired of it, a’ight? Check it

Yo in this second verse I’m meaning nothing personal
Nothing’s worse than hurting you and I think that 'cos you’re a virgin
And I’m working you is evident enough that my dick is gunna be
Bursting through your cervix until it fits, like the perfect shoe
Cinderella, knead my ever-growing phallus, peel it back
But my semen is gunna go splat all over your back
Wait, I got a crap joke...
Where do terrorists keep their CDs? In a rack

You see deez? My balls are gunna feel awesome
When I’m shoving ‘em forcefully down your oesophagus
It’s only possible if you open your orifice
And if that choice is tough my rough cock’ll get
Sorta caught off guard while I’m getting harder and harder
And larger and larger in the daughters of disappointed fathers
Pissing in their asshole and jizzing with a ghastly precision
In the position to ask for a tissue now

Yeah you better listen out, this wigger is back in town
“Oh my god really? Wow Frizzle is incredible
In my mouth, check it out!” Who are you, Steve Brule? (cheque please)
Lick my ass then my shaft bitch, take the scenic route
My penis bound to keep them rowdy bitches down on knees or drown in
Semen when they’re sound asleep and I skeet into their dressing gown
Girl you know I’m messing around but I recommend that don’t test me now
It should only take you one time to figure that out

Sit on my mouth, get me a beer, slurp glug gurgle burp
Oh no that’d be a bunch of onomatopoeia
Slut you’re gunna wanna get your rear into gear and clear away the smears
'Cos I’m near and I’m fearing gonorrhoea
Ah fuck it bitch, I got it too so suck it quick like a vacuum
And I’m assuming that you don’t have herpes too, you dirty Jew
Anti-Semitic all of a sudden, it popped out
Fuck it, I guess I just have to live with that thought now

[CHORUS]

Deeyum girl, you got a perfect set of perky tits your working with
I’m jerking it and shut up, I ain’t even scratched the surface yet
Twerk it bitch like Miley Cyrus, I’m find us the kinda violence
That I can get away with without the sirens
And I’ma be behind ya, I’ma slide right in and find a
Boundary that I shouldn’t be crossing but you know I’m bound to
Cross that shit with my long hard dick
And pop hot jizz on your small soft nips (yeah)

That’s it, smack this fat dick
Wipe the cum off my Moneyballs, Brad Pitt
I don’t fap to porn no more, I only grab the tissues
When I jack to Dora The Explorer
And I’m searching for an answer to this riddle
I got a hankering to be handling it
Simple, I’m actually a nice guy but my mind is fucked
And I wish I could just be like you instead of being a...

[CHORUS]

* All production / lyrics © D Frizzle - http://dfrizzle.com