getaway feb 5 2024 jim cunkle performing four original parodies
Channel: James Cunkle
Date: 06/02/2024

getaway tavern ohio, feb 5 2024 jim cunkle performing four original parodies and greenday's "good riddance" and tim hawkins "things you don't say to your wife". 

MY COMPUTER SCREEN (PARODY OF ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DREAM, BY THE EVERLY BROTHERS 1958)

I’M IN LOV WITH MY SCREEN 
WITH MY COMPUTER SCREEN
I LOV MY SCREEN
LOOKING AT THE SCREEN
ANYTHING I WANT I CAN SEE
LOTS OF SEXY GIRLS  FOR ME

I DON’T HAVE TO DATE 
I DON’T HAVE TO  LEAVE THE HOUSE
I PUT ONE HAND DOWN MY PANTS
AND THE OTHER ONE ON THE MOUSE
 LOVING MY COMPUTER SCREEN

I JUST THINK IT’S FINE I CAN ALWAYS FIND
SEXY GIRLS ON DISPLAY 
ONLY TROUBLE IS GEE WHIZ I ‘VE BEEN STROKING IT 
3 OR 4 DAYS…..

I FOUND PORNHUB
I WATCH REDTUBE
I’VE GOT A BOX OF TISSUE
AND A GIANT JAR  OF LUBE
LOVING MY COMPUTER SCREEN


I JUST THINK IT’S FINE I CAN ALWAYS FIND
SOMETHING TO TURN ME ON
ONLY TROUBLE IS GEE WHIZ
MY LEFT ARM IS GETTING REALLY STRONG…….

I LOVE MY SCREEN 
MY COMPUTER SCREEN
PLEASE PASS THE VASOLINE, 
I LOVE MY  SCREEN

I JUST THINK IT’S FINE 
I CAN ALWAYS FIND 
SEXY GIRLS BEYOND COMPARE
ONLY TROUBLE IS GEE WHIZ
MY PALMS ARE STARTING GROWING HAIR

I JUST THINK IT’S FINE I CAN ALWAYS FIND
SOMETHING TO TURN ME ON
ONLY TROUBLE IS GEE WHIZ
I’VE WORN ALL THE SKIN OFF MY DONG………

EVERYTHING I NEED
I CAN FIND
AT LEAST UNTIL I GO BLIND..

WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE (PARODY OF WHY MUST I BE A TEENAGER IN LOVE BY DION AND THE BELMONTS 1959)
I MET YOU AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME
BUT MY MIND IS A BLURR
I KNOW  WE GOT  IT ON
BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHO YOU WERE
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

YOU TOOK OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR
I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES
THERE WAS NOTHING UNDER THERE
THAT I COULD EVEN RECOGNIZE.
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

IN A COUPLE YEARS
WE’RE BOTH GONNA DIE
SO LET’S GET NAKED
AND GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY

YOU OFFERED ORAL SEX
SO I WHIPPED IT OUT
I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST
PLEASE TAKE YOUR FALSE TEETH OUT
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

YOU TOOK OFF YOUR BRA
YOUR TITS BOUNCED ON THE FLOOR
I TRIED TO GRAB MY PECKER
BUT I CAN’T REACH IT ANYMORE

YOU ARE SUCH A FLIRT
YOU HIKED UP YOUR SKIRT
THEN TOOK OFF YOUR PANTS
REVEALING YOUR INCONTINENCE

EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE… AN OLD GEEZERRRR… IN LOVE

TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY BABY BY BOBBY VINTON 1963 WITH PARODY ADDED VERSE.