Hi, it's the1janitor. Kevin, if you prefer that
Channel: T1J
Date: 2011-06-13

I do some weird rambly mixture of vlogging and rapping or spoken word or whatever you want to call it.





Hi its the1janitor. kevin if you prefer that
I vlog every few days but I do the occasional nerd rap
the essence is, I'm not really into spreading messages
I prefer trivia and philosophy and geeky references
Like Sylvanas Windrunner and Ice-type trainer Lorelei
master swords, blaster cords, Picard there are four lights.
you know that sort of thing. but please don't let me digress
I want you to get to know me, so just take all you can digest
I just had a birthday and that makes me twenty six
I'm just regular guy, I like funny pics and slutty chicks
wait wait I take that back, I guess there might be babies watching
according to YouTube insight, there's not many ladies watching
I should vlog shirtles, abs showing, you aint near ready
First I guess I gotta get rid of this beer belly
I like sandwiches and chess, and i use poor grammar knowingly
my favorite color is orange, but green is starting to grow on me
i only drink beer and water, and only wear black socks
and the only reason I own a TV is for Xbox.
I don't pay for cable cuz I think most shows are stupid.
it's like teenage bros and new kids and girls who think clothes are useless
but I'm just letting you into myworld, that why I chose to do this.
I support local music and I wish I could throw hadoukens.
Im a libertarian socially and liberal economically.
I think most american politicians could use a frontal lobotomy
I used to be a music snob, but now I get down with some butt shakin
People say I make blunt statements, and i love bacon
I love Kill Bill, tarantino fan, hardcore
and I love the matrix as much as other people like star wars
I love Kubrick too. Clockwork creeped the shit outta me
and I want to thank the Academy for that lesson in anatomy
and I'm sorry for all this rambling, it's too easy to switch tangents
i keep getting distracted by videos of kids tantrums
but i think my view in life can be summarized by a KISS Anthem
or maybe Queen, cuz love is a crazy thing.
and I haven't found the girl whose left ring finger Im making bling
but lets face it, I'm far too broke and lazy, please.
maybe it could be you, oh right, girls don't subscribe
so, sup guys, any of you know how to scrub tile
Do you like my hair, it was sort of an accident
I just woke up one day and there were all these naps in it
thats not entirely accurate, but i'm all over the place again
I know your time is precious and I'm very sorry for wasting it.