Is "Doomerville" The Sickest Video in Humptydumptytribe History?
Channel: Humptydumptytribe
Date: 2023-09-28

I really don't see why anyone should be upset by this little jingle:

“Doomerville” (With Apologies to the Ghost of Jimmy Buffet)

Clutching my beach rake
Watchin’ the sun bake
All of those seabirds covered with oil
Raking up tar balls on my black seawalls
Smell of dead dolphins beginnin’ to boil.

Wastin’ away again down here in Doomerville
Doomscrollin’ all night because I can’t halt,
Some morons claim that Exxon/Mobil’s to blame
But I know it’s nobody’s fault.

Don’t know the reason
Stayed here ten seasons
Nothing to show but this carcinoma
It’s a real Merkel
All scaly and purple
Feel like I’m fading into a coma.

Wastin’ away again down here in Doomerville
Doomscrollin’ all night because I can’t halt,
Some morons claim that Exxon/Mobil’s to blame
Now I think hell it could be my fault.

I stepped on a land mine
Blew off my behind,
Lost my leg, now I barely hang on
Fentanyl in the icebox
I never will detox
From that magic concoction to take me back home.

Wastin’ away again down here in Doomerville
Scrapin’ through soggy seeds in the vault
Some morons claim that Exxon/Mobil’s to blame
But I know it’s our own damn fault.