Valiant Vanquished Recap Season2, Volume 4, Issue 6
Channel: James Pistole
Date: 2017-09-27

Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 6: Music and lyrics by James Pistole
Valiant Vanquished Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 6: https://youtu.be/Wek6mIF4-Ts
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Audio: https://soundcloud.com/jpistole/volume-4-issue-6
Lyrics:
Dike and Noa and Jay and Karen
Da Powah Grup, now featuring Rin

They made into town, but Dike’s not healed yet
No doctors around, so they’ll go to see the vet
Dike’s covered in blood, and so is the vet’s table
The vet offers up drugs, but none of this seems sterile
Dike goes to swallow it, but it goes in the other end
Rin doesn’t even hesitate, what a true friend

Dike gets dense which makes things real hard
Rin uses her power, and he lets down his guard
The vet cleans up Dike, and then sews him up with thread
Now he’s a little off-balance thanks to a mini X-O head

Karen wants to hone her craft, and she picks this time to do it
Jay finds her a Craig’s list post for “Art and shit”
She negotiates a rate with this artist in town
She’s a bit lost, so asks this guy to come around
“Look for the hottie with big, beautiful hair
That’ll be your girl K-Dogg millionaire”




Low on funds, they contemplate robbery
But what kind of heroes steal from those in poverty
Then Jay hacks some security feeds, and who could guess
But that sort of crime is already in progress

They rush off to the M&M, K-Dogg and Gnome with a G
Seems a local clown is on a crime spree
He’s working with Juan, that juvenile delinquent
Karen draws a buffed up PewPew and the criminals relent
They interrogate that jester, and get a bit bossy
Where are the others, your insane clown posse

Are you a believer in miracles?
X-O Manowar head replacement testicles
PewPew is a gun with nipples and abs
When Karen stares you down, see both boobs and butt
Everyone in Omen is a big, dumb jerk
Fucking psiots, how do they work?

So much for a low profile, now the whole town’s up on ‘em
They thwarted that stick up, but they’ve got a bigger problem
Jay’s powered down now, but it seems Omen tracked him
They’re heading this way fast, and hope is looking dim
But the farmer stands up for them, says this ain’t right
The townsfolk will help them fight the good fight

Let’s see what happens with the Da Powah Grup… and the innocent residents of Whiteface, Texas who are all just caught in the middle of this…