THE STEPDAD RAP
Channel: Blake & Josh
Date: 2018-06-09

I'm your stepdad.

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Lyrics: 
Verse 1:
So your parents split, and I’m sure you’re upset
But don’t cry sport, at least not just yet
Your mother’s lover leaving left a lady full of strife
But ya better listen slugger Imma make her my wife

Let me be brief, my name is Todd
I backpacked through Europe and studied abroad
I’m a cultured man, but if you get in my way
I’ll rip through your ass faster than a Thai Buffet

I’m wearing button-up shirts and I’m rolling with class,
I got a white collar job but I’m still mowing the grass
I met your mom at the bar on a work retreat
I said “hey there pretty mama, someone taking this seat?”

Try me son,  I promise you’ll lose
I got a PHD and sick tattoos
So listen up squirt, yeah ya better stay calm
I know I’m not your dad but I’m doing your mom

I’m much too busy to play pass, ya dig?
Got no time for kids while I’m making it big
Nah I didn’t come first but ya better be glad
That ya aint gotta step against this step-dad


Chorus:
I’m your step-dad, (reverb in bg “Step Dad”)
I’m the man of the house
If ya aint want smoke,
Ya better shut ya mouth

I’m your step-dad, (Step Dad)
And I’m here to stay
If ya aint want smoke,
Best get out of my way


Verse 2:
I’m the illest griller these streets have ever seen
thrilled skilled cow killing steak making machine
Good-looking meat cooking man so better beware
Wrong look and I’ll cook your tucous medium rare

My checks are fat with a six figure salary
Don’t waste my time cause I’m always paid hourly
I’m a CEO with personal aids
They’re like my alimony cause they’re always unpaid

I’ve got a corvette that I love and cherish
And I’ve got two kids from my previous marriage
I can rock the Crocs, or a mean sweater
I’m like your dad, but a whole lot better

You don’t have to like me, but you still gotta see
There’s a reason your mama left your papa for me
I always satisfy, yeah the ladies agree
When I stop and give a piece of this T-O Double D


Chorus:
I’m your step-dad, (reverb in bg “Step Dad”)
I’m the man of the house
If ya aint want smoke,
Ya better shut ya mouth

I’m your step-dad, (Step Dad)
I’m on top of my game,
Got so much street cred
You took my last name

I’m your step-dad, (reverb in bg “Step Dad”)
I’m the man of the house
If ya aint want smoke,
Ya better shut ya mouth

I’m your step-dad,
Like Father: The Sequel
No I didn’t come first,
But no man is my equal
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