Arms Of Justice - Trending (YouTube Trending Tab Diss) (YouTube Version) {CLEAN}
Channel: BADMOVE x Arms Of Justice
Date: 2019-12-07

MY MAIN CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9vrGnx2QZmEx10Ac4uZFpQ

[Official clean version of the YouTube version of "Trending" by Arms Of Justice.]
Genre(s): Experimental hip-hop; Comedy

NOTE: THIS DISS TRACK HAS BEEN MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT REASONS ONLY! I KNOW IT'S TRASH, BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY!
(p.s. I can't rap, but it's just for COMEDIC effect)

This diss track is my honest opinions on YouTube's Trending tab. I personally am NOT jealous that none of the videos have ever trended, but I felt that I needed to express my thoughts via this diss track. "Trending" samples "No Limit" by 2 Unlimited; an 'international version' will be made with a different instrumental for copyright reasons.

Sites / software used to make this song:
- LMMS
- Voice Recorder on Amazon Kindle Fire
- MixPad Multitrack Recording Free

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LYRICS:

[Intro]
*Arms Of Justice*
None of my videos have ever been in the Trending tab, and ya know what? I don't give a damn, 'cos the Trending tab is absolute crap anyways. Besides, there's a helluva lot of bullcrap that shouldn't even be in the Trending tab anyways...other than music and gaming

[Verse 1]
Never had a video I made get to to Trending / I don't focus on views, I care more about viewers
Everything I see in that tab is bare mex / Some of it is aight, but a lot of it is rubbish
I cannot believe all these hella stupid trends / Like cats and slime and family friendly crap
Suckers always take under-13s for granted / Nothing wrong with views, but it's done the wrong way
They be using clickbait just to be a view-whore / Feeding off the fake praise, that's a freaking likewhore
Stupid parents putting child ... in thumbnails / They should be ashamed, they gon land they ass in prison
There's small channels like myself who tryna share our talents / Screw all douchebag YouTubers who judge and criticise us
YouTube doesn't care, all they do is put us down / And I hope one day that the Trending tab will burn

[Hook]
A lot of crap is trending and I don't...know...why (Why?) {x3}
Screw the Trending tab, I'mma burn it all down (Down)
A lot of crap is trending and I don't...know...why (Screech, Screech, Screech, Why?) {x3}
Screw the Trending tab, I'mma burn it all down (Screech, Screech, Screech, Down)

[Verse 2]
YouTube Rewind is crappy yet memeable / BabyShark is trash and a whole load of bullcrap
Johny Johny sucks, the makers can't take the memes / Then these losers buy our sympathy, we finna call 'em MILKERS!
Weirdos think that baby ... shines a light on comedy / They whacked up in the head, making everybody nauseous
Frick the bath bombs, kill that crap wit TNT / I'mma break ya toys, then I'll show ya MEME REVIEW!
All my favourite YouTubers is all I wanna see / PewDiePie, KSI, Logan Paul, etc.
YouTube took away from me my only route to making money / All because it's hard for all these losers to be loyal
Here's a list of tings that deserve to be on YouTube / Music, vlogging, gaming, headlines, challenges, and comedy
Don't forget the animators, they need credit too / In the years to come, YouTube better clean they act up
The Trending tab is a whole load of horsecrap / Stupid ass employees don't know how to treat us fairly
All they give a crap about is bigging up the big dogs / the day that Trending tab dies'll be a celebration
The whole damn HQ was gunned due to bias / How many people have they been unfair to?
I dig the website, but don't like the team / All the plebs who work for YouTube are nuttin but scrubs
See, these pigeons on they high horse will soon be on they knees / They will ALL be sorry for what they did to us
There's too many schmucks and they runnin' amok / Just like them, YouTube's tryna kill the website for us
I know how it feels for all the ones who just tryna make it / What's important to me is that I finna do me
Now I'm done havin' my say, I'll send Trending to Hell / And if there'd be a chance, I'll punch ***** in the face

[Hook]
A lot of crap is trending and I don't...know...why (Why?) {x3}
Screw the Trending tab, I'mma burn it all down (Down)
A lot of crap is trending and I don't...know...why (Screech, Screech, Screech, Why?) {x3}
Screw the Trending tab, I'mma burn it all down (Screech, Screech, Screech, Down)

[Outro]
Nuttin really that serious, though,...but FRICK YouTube and FRICK the Trending tab, mothertrucker! Frick YouTube! Frick Trending, ...! Frick all that Trending crap, ...! We the beast up in 'ere, ...! Peace out, motherfrickers!
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2019. Arms Of Justice / Black Dove Collective.
"No Limit" by 2 Unlimited was released in 1993 under Byte, ZYX, and PWL.
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