The Microaggression of Kids Playing on Swings.
Channel: jharekcarnelian
Date: 2024-02-12

In breaking news, an elderly gent has been reported to have been traumatized by the microaggressions committed by some kids playing on swings in a park.

When reporters spoke to him, he noted, 'The worst thing, the very worst thing is some of them were possibly not even English.'

He is being comforted with large mugs of tea and toast currently by his aide this reporter has learnt.