Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 2
Channel: James Pistole
Date: 30/08/2017

Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 2: Music and lyrics by James Pistole
Valiant Vanquished Season 2, Volume 4, Issue 2: https://youtu.be/Ww-T7o8bbps
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Audio: https://soundcloud.com/jpistole/valiant-vanquished-recap-season-2-volume-4-issue-2
Lyrics:
Somewhere far from here, Leyla and Serenity
Lost track of Da Group despite their high profile identity
But Jay sent a text, and I guess no one else knew:
"Sorry babe I'm trapped, but still thinkin' about you, boo"

Now back to
Noa and Dike and Karen and Jay
Back in modern day in the US of A

They're speeding through the forest in that beat up old van
There aren't any roads, but they go fast as they can
Omen's got two helicopters bearing down fast
They've got to neutralize them or this day could be their last
But, even ExodusEagle can’t see what’s inside
So they don't know who or what's along for the ride

Then, from the helicopters, a dire wolf appears
Not Toyo Harada, which eases their fears
It's the Omen tracking cyborg, OTC
A terrifying beast, and there’s nowhere to flee

Da Powah Group tries every trick in the book
Except for Jay who's busy being too many cooks
Karen summons Wally, but the cyborg climbs up that wall
Dike tries to suplex it, it's an all out brawl
Noa tries to shoot it with ProfessorDanDan
But the shot goes wild, there goes that plan

Then from out of nowhere an old lady appears
She talks to the group, but not through their ears
On her shoulder is perched a cat
All she wants to know is where her niece Noa's at

GaeaCa came to save the day
Her cat fluffy didn't come to play
It tears that Omen cyborg down
And she draws some symbols on the ground
She says "Hey, Noa, take a walk on the deadside"
Da Powah Group leaves everyone behind and takes a walk the deadside
And all they see is:
Bones bo-bones…
Bones bo-bones…
Bones

The first rule of the deadside: stay on the path
If you stray off of it, I don't want to know the aftermath
Jaberwocky’s here, in the world’s basement
They took his vessel, and he wants a replacement
They offer him a buffed up Gassy the gas can
Dike has Gassy punch him to prove Gassy's the man

Gassy's crazy strong, Dike should have checked his math
Gassy's punch sends him spinning off of the path
Karen sends Stick'em out to lend Dike aid
Dike's lost in darkness till he sees a keyblade

When you walk away, you don't hear me say
“Why, ya’ll always doing dumb shit?”

It's the most beautiful thing Karen's seen in her life
Dike finds his way back thanks to that knife
The deadside's not a great place to be for a mortal
Noa's aunt GaeaCa takes them home through a portal
She doesn't really roll out the welcome mat
And her whole house is filled with a whole bunch of cats

Finally a chance for some introspection
Some quiet reflection under GaeaCa's protection
She offers Jay some tea, and he drinks it all down
The poison starts to kick in, and his nanites power down

He's weakened for sure, but they can see the real Jay
He's still inside, when the nanites go away
GaeaCa's a witch, and maybe Noa is too
She has the power in her, just needs to learn what to do
The rest of the brujas are on their way
They'll decide what's next, Da Group has no say

Let's see what happens with Da Powah Group