Ridiculous Raps 6: Shaving Desires by Devo Spice
Channel: Devo Spice
Date: 2012-11-27

I asked my fans for ridiculous song topics.  TV's Kyle said "There's a blueberry flavored marmot that lives in my kneecap and grants my shaving desires."  Since Kyle is an animator I had to do at least a quick animation for this song.

Download this song at http://devospice.bandcamp.com/track/shaving-desires

Lyrics, music, vocals: T. Rockwell

People ask me how I get the lines in my beard
There's a couple different methods but mine's kinda weird
They appear in my sleep and are there when I wake
Skillfully shaved by a marmot named Jake
He lives in my knee cap under the bone
And to me it appears that he's down there alone
Oh you think I may be crazy, or maybe it's a lie?
Well come on out, Jake, say hi, little guy
I'm the savior of the shaver and I'm blueberry flavored
Mad skills with a blade which I trade as a favor
For crash space in his left knee rent free
But when he asked me to sing I thought he maybe meant Glee

There's a furry little chap living in my knee cap
I got him from one of those ACME suppliers
Blueberry smell and when all's going well
He grants me all of my shaving desires

I know it may seem a little weird but I mean it
Having Jake in my knee has proven pretty convenient
I never have to shave and I never have to worry
And now I think I want to expand his territory
   So Jake, think you can take care of the
Hair that I have... Let me stop you right there
That's not a place that any razor really fits
And I'm not certified for the dangly bits
That's really not an area you want to get mangled
Besides, have you seen your balls from this angle
Bad enough I'm in the path of the splash back
No knee is big enough to make me want to touch that

There's a furry little chap living in my knee cap
I got him from one of those ACME suppliers
Blueberry smell and when all's going well
He grants me most of my shaving desires