Dramatic Reading of an AI Star Wars Horror Story
Channel: B00mcake
Date: 2023-03-10

This is my dramatic reading of an AI written horror story featuring jar jar binks, yoda and a multipack of actimels, here is the full transcript:

It was a dark and stormy night in the forest moon of Endor. Jar Jar Binks, the clumsy Gungan, and Yoda, the wise Jedi Master, were on a camping trip. They had brought along a multi pack of Actimels, which they planned to share during their trip.

As they settled into their campsite, Jar Jar opened the pack of Actimels to find that Yoda had already drank them all. Frustrated and angry, Jar Jar confronted Yoda. But Yoda just shrugged his shoulders and said, "The Force told me to."

As they argued, strange things began to happen. The trees around them rustled and creaked in the wind, but it sounded like they were speaking. The night sky grew darker, and the stars began to disappear. Suddenly, they realized they were no longer alone.

A mysterious figure emerged from the shadows, its face obscured by darkness. Jar Jar and Yoda could sense the malevolent energy emanating from this being. It was the spirit of an ancient Sith Lord, who had been awakened by their argument.

The Sith Lord demanded a sacrifice to appease his hunger, and he wanted one of them to offer themselves. Jar Jar, who was still angry about the Actimels, offered Yoda as a sacrifice. But the Sith Lord refused, saying that he was too old and weak.

Enraged by the Sith Lord's words, Yoda summoned all his strength and launched an attack. But it was too late. The Sith Lord used his dark powers to force Jar Jar to grab Yoda and dunk him into a nearby sink filled with Actimels.

As Yoda struggled to break free from the sticky, thick liquid, Jar Jar watched in horror as the Sith Lord cackled and disappeared into the night. In the end, Jar Jar was left alone with the ghostly image of Yoda, drowning in the sink of Actimels.

From that day on, Jar Jar Binks was never the same. He became haunted by the memory of Yoda's drowning, and he could never enjoy Actimels again without feeling an overwhelming sense of guilt and fear. Some say that on dark and stormy nights, you can still hear the echoes of Yoda's final cries for help, and the faint laughter of the Sith Lord who claimed his soul.

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