The Battle of the Sexes
Channel: Father Paddy Walsh
Date: 2018-07-30

A man had been in a public telephone booth for half an hour.  He seemed to be very bored. Though he held the receiver to his ear, he made no attempt to speak.  At last, a member of the crowd outside, exasperated with waiting, opened the door and asked abruptly. 'Are you speaking to anybody?'  The silent one replied, 'Yes, I'm speaking to my wife'.