REALLY SILLY JOKES ON AARDVARK
Channel: DreamBIG
Date: 2021-01-29

What is uglier than an aardvark? 
          Two aardvarks.
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? 
             A guardvark. 
What do you call a pickled aardvark? 
          A jarredvark.
What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? 
             A barredvark.
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? 
          A cardvark.
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? 
             A yardvark. 
Who is an aardvark’s favourite singer? 
          Barbra Streisant.
What are an aardvark’s favourite songs by The Beatles? 
             I Want To Hold Your Ant and Aard Day’s Night. 
How do ants hide from aardvarks? 
          They disguise themselves as uncles.
What do aardvarks eat for breakfast? 
             Aard-boiled eggs. 
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbours? 
          They always have their noses in other people’s business