What does a wall say to a tree?
Channel: cdslug
Date: 2011-10-24

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wNUs-W6L342Iq-RMA4PfM-JmM4Q4L2qIrW95HFU9evM/edit?hl=en_US

What did the wall say to the tree?    Kylie Contreary girl's voice

Well's it's funny you ask, how all tales begin,  narrator recular voice
The two were just small, a blueprint and sapling.

here in the sun, we bathe most at one,   tree    irish or scottish accent
all before autumn when leaves rain a ton.

Saving chlorophyl, releasing methane
no thinking required, hormones our brain.

The contractor's coming, let's show him our best
Thank goodness it's fall, we're colorfully dressed.

"We'll use this space, make use of the land,   contractor deep menacing
Save just that one, fill the rest with sand."

Don't cut them now, we'll use the wood,   worker  hollow/dumb
we'll save a load if they grow as they should

A decade point five and all still remained   narrator 
The contractor's back to reap all he had claimed

Take out your chainsaws, gather the lumber.  contractor
Turn them to condos and make with the plunder.

As this all happened Tim just stood still.   narrator
His new neighbors? Grey window sills.

My friends are all gone, though I knew they would leaf tree named Tim
but in this way, I could not conceive.

I'll reach out my branch and try to flirt
They said "what's this thing? I'll hang up my shirt"  inhabitant squeaky

I'll reach still further to check my limits
now my arm's in the jaws, ground into chip bits.

I'LL REACH STILL MORE, the wall keeps calling my name
it knows it quite well, many arms it has slain.

So now I reach to only the street,
where sometimes I catch the gaze of girls traveling by feet.

TIMbeeeerrrrrrr!      wall/city worker yelp