SCP-344 | Schrödinger's Can Opener (SCP Orientation)
Channel: SCP Orientation
Date: 2021-09-25

SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.

Today we will be studying Item number SCP-344: Schrödinger's Can Opener, Object class: Safe.


SCP-344 is a manual can opener. When an attempt is made to use SCP-344 to open a tin of canned food, there is a probability that, as soon as the top of the can is fully opened, the food inside will be replaced with live versions of whatever the can originally contained. 
For example, if a can of tuna has the remains of fifty tuna in it, then fifty live tuna will come out of the can. Compressing items like this into a small space causes significant pressure, resulting in the objects being propelled out with some force, potentially causing injury to anyone within the area of effect. 
 
Addendum:
 
On July [DATE EXPUNGED], Dr. [REDACTED] attempted to open a can of pork in the break room, unwittingly using SCP-344. The can's abilities manifested, and Dr. [REDACTED] was killed instantly by crushing. 
 


 Proceed to begin your training.
 

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