Woman Driver Song
Channel: Nunavut Nunnery
Date: 2011-07-14

Lyrics below! A song (in jest, I promise!) poking fun at the stereotypes of women driving, cooking, working, playing sports, and generally housewifing. My singing aptitude is low, but I hope you enjoy the lyrics.

Please don't hit me woman driver
For you know not what you do
You're probably putting on your makeup
Or daydreaming about shoes
Please don't hit me woman driver
You just cut across three lanes
How'd you ever get your license?
The DMV must be insane

Please don't punch me woman cooking
For you're right where you belong
And to take you from your true joy
Even I know that'd be wrong
Please don't punch me woman cooking
Lasagna's calling! Can't you hear?
Oh, and while you are at it,
Could you fetch another beer?

Please don't smack me woman working
You better leave me alone
It'll take all of your focus 
To make coffee and answer phones
Please don't smack me woman working
Although you have a Ph.D.
And you work right here your whole life
You'll never make as much as me

Please don't bean me woman pitching
Bet you couldn't if you tried
You're better suited for the outfield,
Hoping, praying for no flies
Please don't bean me woman pitching
On second thought, give it a whirl
It really couldn't hurt me that much
'Cause you throw just like a girl

Please don't hit me woman listening
I hope you know this was in jest
Just the beauty of your presence
Let's me know that I am blessed
Please don't hit me woman listening
You gracefulness forever shows
Oh, but once this day is over...
Could you wash my clothes?