Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 5, Issue 1
Channel: James Pistole
Date: 08/11/2017

Valiant Vanquished Recap Season 2, Volume 5, Issue 1: Music and lyrics by James Pistole
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows by Andrew Huang
Valiant Vanquished Season 2, Volume 5, Issue 1: https://youtu.be/oZBP760cpgs
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Audio: https://soundcloud.com/jpistole/valiant-vanquished-recap-season-2-volume-5-issue-1
Lyrics:
Dike and Noa, Jay and Rin, and Karen
Trying to be heroes, and they’re on a mission

Like any good heroes, they’ve got a plan
Hang out a strip club, and seduce an airman
But Rin runs off, and things get a bit dicey
Jay attracts attention singing “Come Fly with Me”
It’s not Karen’s fault, but Stick’em shows up
The bouncers aren’t buying he’s a puppet or a pup

They’ve gotta do something cause those bouncers draw their guns
A natural reaction would be to flea and run
But Noa calls her Loa and it comes out swinging
Gassy the gas can explodes, everyone’s ears are ringing

Dike and Jay sneak in the club, leave the fighting to the ladies
They use their holodisguises to look just like stripper ladies
They take the stage and do somethings I probably shouldn’t mention
Nobody’s looking at them so they gyrate for attention
Jay is Jaylena and Thicc Chocolate’s really Dike
Jaylena crawls on to the stage, Thicc Chocolate’s got a glistening bootay

Crap, what comes next
Shoot, shoot. Let me check my notes, here
They arrive at the strip club
They sneak into the strip club
They dance at the strip club
Still in the strip club
More stuff happens at the strip club
Yeah, not gonna talk about that
Or that
They’re still at the strip club
*Sigh*
OK

Jay does a handstand on a man, shows off his upper body strength
It’s quite a sight to see, but I don’t think…

Warning. This section of the recap has been determined to be unsuitable for:
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It has been replaced by content deemed suitable for all audiences

Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows

We now return you to your regularly scheduled recap, already in progress

Ron Solo shows up, and talks some sense into Da Grup
The girl they’re searching for is no nincompoop
She’s a powerful psiot, who can make pocket dimensions
They’re real enough for someone to pull out dreamed up inventions
They rethink their plan, cause if you die first, there’s no chance to be a hero
They’ll make a small detour to consult Jen BelowZero

Let’s see what happens with Da Powah Grup