Let's Get Rick Santorum Laid (Song A Day #1150)
Channel: Jonathan Mann
Date: 24/02/2012

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I like sex
But Dick Santorum says I shouldn't
He's repressed
From years trapped in a sweater vest
Let's get him laid
Juicy with a busty coed
Or instead
Hot spit coming with a twink in a dungeon 

He needs to get it
In way that will stick
It's our duty to teach him
let's go Santorum Dick 

Let's get him laid
Let's get Dick Santorum laid
Let's hire tranny hookers
For tax deductible bondage play
Get him laid
And he won't be so dismayed
Procreation is all well and good
But a good fuck goes a long way
Let's get him laid!

Sex with a dog
Maybe that's the thing he's needing
He brought it up
Seen a certain way he was pleading
Maybe there's a fetish
Scat or feet or cowboy spurs
It could be anything
A dildo labeled his and hers

methinks the senator
doth protest too much
Let's unclench his buttocks
With that soft human touch

Let's get him laid
Let's get Dick Santorum laid
Let's hire tranny hookers
For tax deductible bondage play
Get him laid
And he won't be so dismayed
Procreation is all well and good
But a good fuck goes a long way
Let's get him laid!

Out in the meadow where the blue jays fly
dick santorum sits buck naked crying out his eyes
Bubbling under the surface he would that he could
But if he can't get it then no one should

Maybe Dick
Does things in secret that would astonish 
He wouldn't be the first
With his polarity reversed
Come out and join the fun
Wave your hands in the air Dick Santorum
Shoot your gun
All over america

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