Eat The Rich (Aerosmith Parody)
Channel: Mitnerd36
Date: 15/12/2020

SoyBoy Record #0 - "Eat The Rich" by Aerosmith - Ukulele & Body Percussion
Originally recorded/streamed on 1 December 2020 at https://twitch.tv/mitnerd36

 "Eat The Rich" originally by Aerosmith

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LYRICS:
Wake up kids, with these neolibs ain’t nothing really changing but the date 
To them your medicine, foods and shelter’s something the rich people debate 
And it is, until you agitate. 
I maybe got a few ideas up in my head, some for the living and  
some for those who might yet get dead. 

I woke up this morning, lucky to have a bed 
The plague gets me a-thinkin ‘bout lives the rich have led 
About ordinary people doing hard work in the muck 
For the benefit of owners who make sure we all get fucked 
I’m sick of payin taxes that they dodge by writing bills 
I’m sick of payin parasites for water, food, and pills 
This base accumulation isn’t any kind of life 
I’m thinkin’ what gets through to them is this here fork and knife... 

(Eat The Rich) soon that’s all they’ll be good for. 
(Eat The Rich) take a bite of Bezos, come back for more 
(Eat The Rich) what starving person could condemn you,  
(Eat The Rich) when Charles Koch is on the menu? 

So I called up a doctor, and told them what I done 
They tried to sell me reasons that weren’t capitalism 
Work was getting deadly, but they said we had to grin 
Said “pop these pills, repeat this mantra, go to work, lean in” 
I’m sick of never knowing if I can survive out there 
I’m sick of never knowing when you're paid to really care 
This planet that they’re burning, when we go extinct, it’s fine 
They’re happy in their towers – watchin' death goes good with wine 

(Eat The Rich) that’s all the Waltons are good for 
(Eat The Rich) cut a slice of Sackler, come back for more 
(Eat The Rich) some vodka sauce and Putin bod 
(Eat The Rich) for main course how ‘bout House of Saud? 

Think of all the good things that money just can’t buy 
Think of all the good things that money sets on fire 
I believe in spreading wealth around by almost any means 
And these days rich folk just keep building their own guillotines 

(Eat The Rich) is there anything else Zuckerberg’s for? 
(Eat The Rich) Elon’s too salty? Boil him more 
(Eat The Rich) Serve Bloomberg with barbecue 
(Eat The Rich) Make Schultz and Buffett into stew 
(Eat The Rich) Some Larry Ellison flambee 
(Eat The Rich) The Murdochs and Smiths in sautee 
(Eat The Rich) You might think I’m sounding crazy 
(Eat The Rich) But it’s prob’ly that or revolution, baby