ANOMALIES: TAPE#001
Channel: nykTV
Date: 2024-02-16

Earlier in January of this year a custodian working late at nykTV discovered a bin of old VHS tapes stored in a box labeled: "Anomalies". 

When the employee inquired the company about these tapes he was said to had been promptly let go from his position at the company. These are those tapes

PROPERTY OF nykTV
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Legal Disclaimer:

In adherence to the stringent policies of nykTV Enterprises regarding asset security and infringement deterrence, it is hereby established that any individual or entity found culpable of unlawfully appropriating the proprietary VHS tapes under the ownership of nykTV Enterprises shall be subject to swift and decisive punitive measures.

Be it hereby known, that any act of theft, misappropriation, or unauthorized removal of said VHS tapes shall be met with the gravest of consequences, including but not limited to, the immediate and irrevocable expulsion of the transgressor from the terrestrial realm to the celestial void of outer space;

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