The Accountant Song
Channel: Todd Chappelle
Date: 2010-04-17

This song is my attempt to make accounting sound exciting ... I don't think it worked.  And yes, I really am an accountant.

LYRICS:

I am an accountant, I like my job a lot
Some people think it's boring, but actually it's not
When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you
I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true

Going over your receivables, oh how could I forget
I experience inflation when I service your debt
You've got a lot of interest, at least that's what I'm told
Because my stimulus package has a substantial front-end load

I am an accountant, I like my job a lot
Some people think it's boring, but actually it's not
When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you
I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true

My growth rate is historical when adjusted for inflation
But thinking about you naked is my standard deviation
My initial public offering soon will come to pass
I realize a gain when I appreciate your ass-ets

I am an accountant, I like my job a lot
It may sound kind of dirty, but it gets me kind of hot
When I'm at work there are some things that make me think of you
I know it may sound crazy, but actually it's true
It may sound kind of crazy, but actually it's true
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