RPC-536 KAKE KNIFE by Amazing! CO - This Anomalous Kitchen Tool Turns Everything into Dessert
Channel: Eastside Show | RPC Authority Readings
Date: 2022-07-12

This RPC Authority reading is about RPC 536, a mint green carbon steel 33x3.5cm French-style chef's knife with a matching polytetrafluoroethylene handle. RPC-536 is devoid of any manufacturing marks or labels aside from a solid black Amazing! Co. logo above the bolster on the left flat of the blade.

RPC-536's anomalous abilities manifest when an object makes contact with any portion of its blade. When applied with force, RPC-536 will transmute said object into a flour-based confectionery or cake. These transmutations are instantaneous and wholly envelop the entirety of whatever RPC-536 cuts.

The confectionaries concocted by RPC-536 are non-anomalous and superficially display no obvious signs of transitionary stress or disfigurement. The surfaces of the structures are primarily formed from painted and textured marzipan. In addition, the interiors act as cake-derived pseudo facsimiles; specifically in regards to the objects' initial density. Light-weight items – such as construction foams or cotton – convert into aerated sponge cake while objects with higher density or a large mass will transmute into pound cake. The exact nature of these variations are currently being debated by members of the Chemistry Dept.

RPC-536 artwork by Yorick
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Table of Contents:
00:00 Containment Protocols
03:59 Description
05:45 Discovery
06:53 Infomercial #7132 Transcription
13:19 Addendum 536.01
17:43 Addendum 536.02

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"Ossuary 6 - Air " Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com)
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