The ABC of Walking Wisely
Channel: Two Broke Rednecks
Date: 2014-09-03

The ABC of Walking Wisely is a Sid Davis film ( you remember him who brought us such films as Boys Beware and The Strange Ones) which surprisingly has no one die in it. Sid had one job to do and failed at it. Damn you Sid. I wanted to see at least one of these little smucks die. Anyway the film teaches children about walking safety and how to properly walk on the side of streets. It features several children who don't obey walking safety practices but none of them die. Damn it Sid, you could of killed at least one of them. Why not. They would of set a example of why you use walking safety practices. So anyway the narrator compares how these kids who don't walk safely are like letters in the alphabet. And how all people who walk are like the alphabet. They even hammer the point home with a bowl of Alpha-Bits cereal. But that is it. Not a single kid killed. Sid ruined many a chance to teach the need for walking safety by letting the idiot children who do dumbass things like run out into traffic survive. Come on Sid, just one little kill for us is all we ask of your films. Feels sort of weird like drinking diet soda when a Sid Davis film doesn't kill somebody in it. Because it's Sid Davis, that is all the reason we needed to riff it. Here at Two Broke Rednecks we love us some Sid Davis films but often somebody dies in one off camera. It didn't happen in this film. Instead we get a bunch of near misses and nobody shitting their pants from the fright of a near miss. Rather disappointing for us but we riffed it anyway.