Futile Attempts to Rouse A Super Sleepy Cutie Kitten
Channel: Petite Porch Performances
Date: 2022-07-07

A Lazy Hazey Report. After a morning frolicking with pinecones this divine feline, his royal highness Emperor Hazelton IX, is too pooped to file a proper super hero report! His formal excuse is that he needs his rest as he is growing into incredibly long & acrobatic legs for all his future leaping and bounding. Hazelton's newest super power are feline-human mind melds. We just need to solve a touchy issue of his razor sharp nails on skin. Or maybe we'll touch noses instead. Stay tuned...

For more on Hazelton - He is a mystic, magician and trickster. His full name is Emperor Hazelton the Ninth of the House of Purrple Dragons and Golden Dandelion Wine. I adopted this extremely loving, curious and playful ten-week-old silver tabby from the Humane Society of Jefferson County, WA on Saturday, June 18. 

Hazelton’s super hero is “The Purrple Haze” so we can use the Jimi Hendricks song of that name. The lyrics are bizarrely appropriate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSsjtiky9xI

The Purrple Haze’s super hero powers include, but are not limited to, shooting arrows of beautiful rainbow illusions from his adoring eyes, delivering Valentine purr notes at 2:14 every am & pm and purring up storms of love-inducing psychedelic trips for mind-altering, reality expanding dreamy consciousness. Just recently he has gained the ability to turn invisible between the blinks of a third eye. And he is only eleven weeks old! Who knows what powers he may yet acquire, this teeny-tiny divine feline cupid to my Aphrodite 2.0.

Please consider making a generous donation to this amazing organization to honor all our feline, canine and other animal companions. It’s all for one and one for all! Cheers. - https://hsjcwa.org/donation

Shalom - Nancy & the divine feline cupid kitty Hazelton
Poet & New Media Writer, Conscientious Coincidence Collector, Constellation Dancer, Dreamer & Dandelion Lover

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