The Ballad of the Donald, Part 2 - The Tuba-ing
Channel: Videos by Sahak
Date: 2020-07-28

The sequel.  New misdeeds!  This time with Tuba!  Lyrics:

Distract, Distract, Distract, Distract,
Counteract most any fact.
Truth, forsooth, has no impact
When I distract, distract, distract.

Lately I’ve been very busy
Putting newsrooms in a tizzy.
While the libs are getting dizzy,
Mueller isn’t happy, is he?

Get me Bill Barr on the phone!
There’s no reason to postpone
commutating Roger Stone.
Friends of Trump need not atone.

I’ll get my unlawful tricks in,
All my dirty politics in.
Even dirtier than Nixon!
I have always got the fix in.

Distract, Distract, Distract, Distract,
Counteract most any fact.
Truth, forsooth, has no impact
When I distract, distract, distract.

Barr is one of many fans,
Of my fascist brown-shirt plans:
DHS discreetly mans
My SA in unmarked vans.

Bill and I can both agree:
These Feds need wear no ID.
Beat on anyone they see,
And take orders just from me.

While protesters whine and natter
All about how Black Lives Matter.
All my “Law and Order” chatter
Serves my base up on a platter.

Distract, Distract, Distract, Distract,
Counteract most any fact.
Truth, forsooth, has no impact
When I distract, distract, distract.

Russian bounties on our troops,
Might discomfit certain groups,
I say not so much as “oops”.
Treat those grunts like they’re my dupes.

Did it for my buddy Vlad.
Best comrade I ever had.
Murder with a Facebook ad,
He reminds me of my Dad.

Just because of our bromance
and adventures in finance,
he might be my strongest chance
at fixing voting in advance.

Distract, Distract, Distract, Distract,
Counteract most any fact.
Truth, forsooth, has no impact
When I distract, distract, distract.

Don’t care how much he’s admired,
Or how he says he retired.
I got just what I desired.
I got Alex Vindman fired.

COVID data had to be
withheld from the CDC.
They were contradicting me!
They should not dare disagree.

I now stifle truth from Tony,
And suppress his testimony.
Pete Navarro is my crony,
helps convey my acrimony.

Distract, Distract, Distract, Distract,
Counteract most any fact.
Truth, forsooth, has no impact
When I distract, distract, distract.

PC outrage in the bag
when I salute that Dixie Flag,
Stars and Bars and Braxton Bragg.
It’s enough to make ‘em gag.

I love racist statuary.
Any right-wing functionary
Daring to opine contrary
Will be gone by the primary.

So my party strides behind
Like the blind leading the blind,
Though, belatedly, they’ll find
History will not be kind.

Distract, Distract, Distract, Distract,
Counteract most any fact.
Truth, forsooth, has no impact
When I distract, distract, distract.

I leave no room for objection,
Nor for thought or intellection.
I veer into misdirection.
Best thing for my reelection.

Just forget our disrepair,
Our recession, your despair.
Stranger! Danger! Everywhere!
Over there! Look over there!

Over there!  Over there!
Over there!  Look over there!
Shiny object over there!
Over there! Look over there!

Distract, Distract, Distract, Distract,
Counteract most any fact.
Truth, forsooth, has no impact,
Truth, forsooth, I will redact,
Truth, forsooth, will be attacked,
Truth, forsooth, will just be hacked,
Truth, forsooth, sounds inexact,
Truth, forsooth, the deck is stacked
When I distract, distract, distract.