Portal Beta - Extended Cake Recipe but lowered to Intelligence Core's Voice
Channel: Derpy Sponge
Date: 2023-01-19

Now I get that there's already videos containing the isolated voicelines unedited, but as far as I can find, there's not a single one pitching them down to the Intelligence Core's voice, revealing these were repurposed for the final game if it isn't as obvious enough. So that's when this filler came in.

This has almost nothing to do with the recent Source Developer Asset Repository leak, I just want to get this out of my old computer's file dump, as per usual of Valve wants this video down, it's GOING down. But that may not happen anytime soon.

Here's the transcript of the recipe itself whilst also following another video's, anything that's in *bold* is what's in the final game:
*One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three flash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine.* Softened *one and two third cups granulated sugar.* Three large eggs. One teaspoon vanilla extract. *Two cups all purpose flower.* Two slash three cup cocoa. One and one four teaspoon baking soda. One teaspoon salt. One 1/4 teaspoon baking power. One and 1/3 cups water, one to two. Sixteen ounces each cans vanilla frosting. *Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.* A twenty foot thick impermeable clay layer. *Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.* Blue and yellow food colors. *Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.* Three large whole eggs. *One cup granulated sugar. One cup lemon juice.* Four immunosensors. Two cups heavy cream. Three tablespoons granulated sugar. Two egg based gel flame fuels. *Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'* Two teaspoons (waking?) rhubarb. One slash two teaspoon salt and rhubarb. *Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb* Three tablespoons rhubarb milk. *One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.* Sweet potato tea cake. Take me to a picnic cake. Trimtime chocolate cake roll. Tropical snack cake. Tunnel of fudge cake. Sour cream pumpkin bundt cake. Spicy jalapeño chocolate cake. Upside down apple coffee cake. Upside down rhubarb cake. Upside down benthic flux sampling device cake. Vanilla crazy cake. Vanilla crazy cake. Vanilla. Crazy. Cake. Vanilla crazy. Cake. Vanilla Crazy. Cake. Vanilla. Crazy cake. Vanilla crazy. Cake vanilla. Crazy cake. Vanilla crazy cake. Vanilla crazy cake. Vanilla. Crazy. Cake. Vanilla crazy. Cake. Vanilla crazy. Cake vanilla. Crazy cake. Vanilla crazy. Cake vanilla. Crazy cake. Nutcracker sweet ginger walnut thermal reactor loaf. Old fashioned fiber optic relative humidity sensor cake. Old south prune cake. One bowl chocolate cake with easy laser induced fluorescence frosting. Persimmon pudding cake. Pineapple upside down cake 1. Pineapple upside down cake 2. Pineapple upside down cake 3. Arm in hand positioner full with plastic body positioners. Multi-block plastic body positioners. Extremities positioner. Aluminum body bridges. Plastic lower body positioner. Pineapple upside down cake 4. *Adjustable aluminum head positioner.* Disposable polystyrene headblocks. *Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps.* Mouth formers. Rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb. *And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.* As well as areas of the body. That arterial embalming may have missed. And rhubarb.

(Okay we're even now. You can stop.)

#portal 

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