Double Dragon Profile- Marian Kelly(The Feminism Attrition Dragon)
Channel: Jonathan Jimmy Shearman
Date: 10/06/2021

Private military: Shadow Warriors(Pre-systemized Linda unit), LAPD, Metro City Police, Oligopolis Task Force, The Power Corps, The Rosetta Chambers(Mistress Leader)

Star sign: Libra

Psychological personality: Introvert

Psychological health: Low intelligence, anxiety problems, and phobia, Marian does have insanely tough characteristics that the entire World of Technos do not even understand, having been mentally and lesbian tortured by the Shadow warriors, having been physically and mentally killed and put in a altered state of physical death of the body and concience, and put under a case of demonism possession, Marian is the real toughest character of the Double Dragon

Non mainstreamer league: Mean Girls, Marian is so badasse she once fractured a 5 foot 6,135 pound troublemaking nerd boys arm with excessive force, acting like a immature macho creep with his loser group in the parking lot throwing shurikens at car windows dressed up as ninjas

Resemblant prime icon: Jessica Rabbit

Likes: Real people that believe in real life, real joy, and mythological social aptitude, Marian is extremely influenced in positive thinking, optimism, and logistician plight

Dislikes: Mean people, sadists, violence

Concluded patent description: Marian Kelly is the Hawaii 5,0 of the Dragon Clan, a very unecstatic thoughted sort of perverse person, with very sensitive and fragile personality, Marian Kelly is a patent of the type of person that makes a cherishable secondary character of Double Dragon, and a very immortal but silly female
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DRAGON MYSOGINISM PROFILE
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Cant even knock over a backpeddled unbalanced Abore " Grizzly "

Cant tell the difference between a chauvinist and a feminist

Extremely annoying nail itcher, sanguine witch, and bliss talker

Has below average sexual chemistry

Has a white dog named Snow White
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DRAGON ABILITY, SECRET POWERS, AND STRUCTURE
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Street assertion labeling: The kind of goofy bastard that tries to stop young horny gregarious missions from going to parties

Dragon secret power: Succubus might- Multi fiber fast twitch 1500(Scott Steiner)-5000(Barbary Lion, Tiger) PSI muscles, stereotypical maneuverability, paralyzation pheromones

Dragons elemental: Fructose

Dojo teacher type: Marian is better at total demonstrative or simulative hands on training methods and procedures, though sometimes a random big birtha girl can train her instead of recieve training

Dragon brat type: Sarcastic princess

Martial artist remniscience: Marian is remnisient of a multi 12th dan catfighter fem fatale with little to no training in fighting at all
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STRUCTURE- THUMBS UP!
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- Succubus
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- Multi 12th dan catfighter/omniscient
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- White belt/yellow stripe(For defeating the ol schoolyard four eyed curly mushroom haired wifferbug Billy Lee in his dojo class, a multi 12th dan in the oriental arts of war, then got taken out of the class for not requiring anymore training)
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- L.A. Police Academy groundfighting rug, the best field unit of her class, Marian is the worst policewoman groundfighting trainee of the entire academy, endlessly getting put in racks by extremely large or ample policewomen, some 6,5 or 6,2 with huge breasts and rubbery musclebound bodies and builds, she one time trained in a rack with a big birtha for half hour, uselessly wiggling and bobbing her back off the floor, and got a bra thrown on her face after she layed traumatized from adrenaline and feelings of being dominated with humility, Marian is a true badasse, the best of the academy
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- Nail itching annoyance, making assumptions, below average sexual chemistry, baby behaviour habits, wiseass looks, all thumbs down
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- Crying, wishing upon a star, feeling comforted, daydreaming about a real hero that really actually exists other than the sickly pretty boy redneck outlaw and illegally taught karate slum bum Billy " Ug " Lee, all thumbs up