Dr. Sillimillimum in ‟Julia Child Teaches Women Marines To Squirt BIG”
Channel: Petootiepie
Date: 2014-10-16

This skit was previously performed following the "Brando Plus Nothing" skit but was omitted inadvertently by the camera operator, so now it stands on its own.  

It has been known for decades that "female ejaculation" is no myth and that women have exactly the same organs of ejaculation (a prostatelike gland and ducts leading to the urethra) as men have lacking only sperm cells studies have shown that MILITARY women and particularly woman MARINES have at least 23% greater prevalance and among those at least 28% greater volume than their civilian counterparts consequently it is amazing that this knowledge has not had more play especially on CBS, NBC, and Fox News perhaps due to the greater reticence of women or at least greater reluctance to stand out and/or put their fellow (???) women in a bad light due to inability to squirt or paucity of fluid which of course as we all feel should BY RIGHTS be as precious and sacred as any noble bodily fluid semen-containing or not!  

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