RPC-035 Oh, Chap - The Case of the Sentient Teacup and Zombie Tea
Channel: Eastside Show | RPC Authority Readings
Date: 2020-04-18

This RPC Authority wiki reading is about RPC 035 "Oh chap". A living, sentient teacup thats entices people to drink its tea, creating zombies who are addicted to hibiscus tasting tea and attacking anyone in sight! RPC Authority reading narration by Eastside Steve of Eastside Show RPC and Eastside Show SCP! 

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Description: RPC-035 is a normal-sized carmine painted teapot, with six terracotta-colored spider-like appendages made of hardened clay that protrude from the base of RPC-035. These appendages seem to peak from the lower half of RPC-035. RPC-035 has a cap that cannot be removed, despite all attempts by the Authority. Additionally, samples of RPC-035's clay reveals no anomalous properties in the material. RPC-035 is variably hot to the touch and has a recorded lowest temperature of 71.1°C immediately after RPC-035-1 was consumed, and the highest recorded temperature of 829°C after twenty days of isolation.

If conditions are met, RPC-035 will manifest an ornate glass teacup, filled with two ounces of a semi-translucent deep magenta colored liquid, which is similar both in smell and taste to Hibiscus Tea. This is to hereby be referred to as RPC-035-1. RPC-035-1 will always retain the temperature of 71.1°C, regardless of RPC-035's temperature. Symptoms involving the consumption of RPC-035-1 are currently incurable and include the following:

Increased aggression toward all forms of life except micro-organisms.
Decreased brain functionality, starting with a 10% decrease in brain function after the first instance of RPC-035-1.
The presence of a clear British accent, seemingly from a southern Wales dialect.
A heavy addiction to RPC-035-1.
RPC-035 seems to have no melting point despite all testing by the Authority. Depending on the number of days it has gone without someone having consumed RPC-035-1, RPC-035 has a recorded lowest speed of 40km/h, and the highest recorded speed of 241km/h. This highest speed was recorded during a period of isolation, where no instances of RPC-035-1 were created or consumed.

RPC-035 will roam around mindlessly when humans are not interacting with it, and will only change its behavior when it comes within 5ft of sapient life or senses (through unknown means) an obstacle in its path. If RPC-035 encounters an obstacle, it will attempt to go around said obstacle. RPC-035's behavior will change after 5 days if there has been no consumption of RPC-035-1, and RPC-035 will try to jump over all obstacles. Additionally, after 20 days without any consumption of RPC-035-1, RPC-035 will ignore any obstacles and will attempt to burn through them while walking repeatedly into them.