UK: HUNG parliament (Theresa May you may now go.. pls)
Channel: Civil Disturbia
Date: 09/06/2017

BREAKING: It's a hung parliament. 
Theresa May didn't get the huge majority she needed so either hands in her resignation or gets the sack... She is going to Buck palace to ask the queen to let her form a government anyway after making a a 'Handshake coalition agreement' with the DUP. Boris Johnson will most probs become yet another unelected P.M. lol