DSK Mambo
Channel: kokumo9
Date: 2011-06-20

He booked a luxury suite in New York City
Where the chambermaids are oh so pretty
My my my my, what's the deal Dominique?

He saw her in his room, he let out a howl
He dropped his inhibitions, then he dropped his towel
My my my my, what's the deal Dominique?

Something bout a headscarf makes a gal look so fine
It makes me go crazy like that Beaujolais wine
Makes me sing Ooh La La all the live long day
She's a woman, I'm a man, Alors! What can I say?

He tried to slip his hand in between her knees
She said "no no no," he said "I like a tease!"
My my my my, what's the deal Dominique?

A man is a man, he's gonna do what he'll do
It kinda puts me in mind of Pepe LePeu
Though LePeu was a skunk, he let love take it's course
He relied on his charm and never on his paws.....

He says that she said yes, so it must be true
Why has a....politician ever lied to you?
My my my my, what's the deal Dominique?

Sure he's Le Grand Fromage at the IMF
He's a man of status, he's a man of wealth
He says it was l'amour and he really did like her
And then he booked into the Hotel Rikers....

He could have booked an escort, it wouldn't be hard
He  could have paid by cash, he could have paid by card
My my my my, what's the deal Dominique?

Yes he's a powerful man and his wife is quite rich
But now the deal has gone down and payback's a bitch
East Side won't have him and the West Side said no
So he's under house arrest eatin' takeout in Soho....

He booked a luxury suite in New York City
He thought she came with the room,
so he grabbed her pretty pretty
my my my...what's the deal Dominique?

Now about all these men can't keep it in their pants
I'll tell you the truth, they don't all come from France
My my my my, I've got to be fair, Dominique

All these US politicians, they're not a bit cleaner
We got a lotta shenanigans and more than one Weiner
But one set of rules, that America's promis
Now how about Vitter and Ensign and Thomas?