New viral facebook drop off school hilarious rant has us in stitches from carol hill @whoasusannah
Channel: Romes Shadow
Date: 2018-08-15

This was me on first day of school..the drop off line was so long at the high school! This is a fact..I waited so long in line it was 7:39 and I'm thinking my kids were going to be late and those others getting out so slow weren't ..they was going to find their class before the bell rings ..mine still going to be walking the halls like walking in a dark tunnel not finding their way... I get to the high school and my daughter gets out of car she's trying to fix her hair and my car was still open ..I'm driving off cause she should have fixed her hair while we was waiting to get to the drop off spot.. she finally shuts the door as I drive off..I get to Jr. High and I laughed ..my son walked into those double doors and went down the hall and I looked at his face and knew he had no idea where to go ..after he said he knew. I knew he had never been down that hall before ..he turned and ran out the entrance door and he said mom where do I go..so I walk him down the hall and he sees one of his friends and says oh there's Trenton ,I got this now .I know where to go .Okay then. I swear some parents take their time dropping the kids off but speed out of there so fast..what is up with that??okay rant over...
    Back to school season also means it's time to return to having to go through the dreaded school drop-off lane.

It can be an aggravating experience for anyone, but for moms who aren't morning people, the process can be especially annoying.
    Susannah B. Lewis, author, comedian and woman behind the Facebook page Whoa Susannah, parodied the experience in her latest video, which has almost 7 million views on Facebook. She shared it with "Good Morning America." 
   "PULL UP TO THE CONE," she yells, in the video, out of the car window.
    "Look at her. She been up, dressed, worked out this morning, took a shower. Overachiever," she says of another "mom" in the drop-off line in the video.
    "We been at school a week and she is STILL taking pictures of him. Oh, my lawd," she said.
    Based on the comments on the video, the frustration with the school drop-off line is widespread.
    "Amen!!! My kids exit the van like paratroopers. We slide up, the van door goes open, and I'm all 'GO, GO, GO!!! I LOVE YOU! HAVE A GOOD DAY!!' as the door is closing and I'm rolling out," Katie Cole commented on the video.

"I swear I hate that pick up line with a passion. No one can function in it," wrote Nicole Emerson.
    The Medina, Tennessee, author and mom of two is known for her hilarious Facebook videos in which she tackles everything from nap time to wondering what is Kiki.