South Pole Santa wins costume contest Legion of Skanks: Robert Kelly @COCNC Comedians Opening Cards
Channel: Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee
Date: 2023-11-04

South Pole Santa gets kicked off of Legion of Skanks Halloween show but still wins the costume contest, with Luis J Gomez, David Smith, Robert Kelly, Zac Amico and Louis Katz. (big jay was not here) i just wished they opened all the gifts, i mean i gave Zac a collection of vintage staplers, etc, etc...

This is show # 14b of Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee.  (with some added video from the Skanks show which is not in show # 14)  your favorite comedians opening oldschool non-sport collectible trading cards, along with some comedians you dont know. Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee @COCNC

00:00 - 03:58 Legion of Skanks Halloween show 2023 w South Pole Santa handing out porn as the comics joke around (i am south pole santa) with both their and my perspective!
03:59 - 04:05 Donald Trump cameo and he checks out my junk, says "yeah"
04:06 - 04:33 protesters outside of Trump filing in New Hampshire
04:34 - 04:48 I ask if i can give Donald Trump a hug at filing
04:49 - 06:37 Robert Kelly says i am doing a set, so here is some of my comedy
06:38 - 08:43 Luis wants me to leave, but i just keep giving out gifts, they mostlly dont open
08:44 - 08:50 take two
08:51 - 09:37 making Dave Smith want to vote for Santa, cause it is pissing off Luis J Gomez
09:38 - 09:48 thanking Mike Pence for standing up to Donald Trump
09:49 - 10:32 more talk about South Pole Santa and the Joker thanks Santa should win, because CHAOS
10:33 - 11:23 i ask Nicki Hailey if she finds it ironic that indains are taking over america, at her filing
11:24 - 12:06 Dave Smith votes for South Pole Santa, Luis does not agree
12:07 - 12:29 Ron DeSantis at the filing, what about free speech?
12:30 - 13:10 Luis throws the vote to the crowd
13:11 - 13:25 i give Ron DeSantis a little hug
13:26 - 14:57 run off and win for South Pole Santa, but of course i had left already
14:58 - 15:25 music intro to show w @samplesizeband
15:26 - 16:04 Robert Kelly on the street 
16:05 - 16:12 he picks three's company
16:13 - 16:21 not Susan Sarandon but Susan Summers
16:22 - 17:04 John Ritter in Skin Deep
17:05 - 17:50 driving trucks delivering boxes to porn place, condoms
17:51 - 23:48 opening the cards
23:49 - 24:18 music outro w/ #samplesizeband           

LIVE STANDUP DATES
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https://comicdavesmith.com 

►Legion of Skanks
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►Big Jay Oakerson
https://youtube.com/@bigjayoakerson
https://instagram.com/bigjayoakerson 
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►Luis J Gomez
https://youtube.com/@LuisJGomezComedy
https://instagram.com/gomezcomedy
https://twitter.com/luisjgomez

►Dave Smith
https://youtube.com/@PartOfTheProblem
https://instagram.com/theproblemdaves...
https://twitter.com/comicdavesmith 

►GaS Digital
https://youtube.com/@GaSDigitalNetwork
https://instagram.com/gasdigital
https://twitter.com/gasdigital


Robert Kelly #ykwdpodcast, #theregzshow

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Robert Kelly’s comedy is deeply rooted in his own life and relationships which makes it honest, abrasively funny, yet refreshingly vulnerable. He has been winning over audiences for years touring clubs, colleges and theaters, including repeat performances at Montreal’s Just for Laughs Festival.

Robert’s most recent one hour comedy special “Kill Box” can be purchased through robertkellylive.com. Robert is the co-host of The Bonfire on SiriusXM. Robert was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. and recurring on the Comedy Central Series This Week At The Comedy Cellar. 

Besides being a fixture in comedy, Robert played the role of Bobby in the 2022 Fourth of July movie. Robert played Bam Bam in Denis Leary’s FX show Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll. He can also be seen as Louie CK’s brother Robbie on the hit series Louie.His other acting credits include roles in Unsane, Trainwreck, The Truth About Santa Claus, Maron, Benders, Nurse Jackie, Inside Amy Schumer and Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. 

Robert currently hosts the top rated podcast “You Know What Dude?” found on iTunes and Patreon. Robert also co-hosts Calta and Kelly with Mike Calta, as well as, Bone To Pick with Paul Virzi, both found on iTunes and YouTube. 

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