If guys still spoke like Shakespeare (at the bar)
Channel: Alex Kazam
Date: 2024-04-07

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Ft. Jason Thompson

Written by:  Alex Kazam

Co-Edited with Curly Jones
https://instagram.com/curlyjones_ 

Inspired by: Inside No. 9 - "Zanzibar" (S.4 E.1) 

Ever wondered how modern-day conversations would sound if we transported ourselves back to the time of William Shakespeare? 🎭🍻 Step into the world of iambic pentameter and flowery language as we reimagine what it would be like if guys tried to get laid at the bar like characters from the pages of Shakespeare's plays.

In this (hopefully) hilarious and unique writing experiment, witness the collision of contemporary culture and classical literature as we explore how pickup lines, banter, and even ordering a drink would unfold in the Shakespearean era. 🎩🍷

From witty repartees to melodramatic declarations, join us on this journey as we bring a touch of Renaissance charm to the modern-day watering hole. Will the bard's timeless language bring new flair to our interactions, or will it simply leave us scratching our heads in confusion? There's only one way to find out!

So grab a tankard of ale and prepare to be entertained as we delve into the whimsical world of Shakespeare meets the odd-folks from Status Quo bar. Don't forget to comment your favorite Shakespeare play!
 Cheers! 🎉📜

This was something the writer wanted to do, because he thought it'd be fun. 
We'll resume with our scheduled, and strange programming after this. 
The same writer who would spend time writing, filming and editing a sketch comedy entirely in iambic pentameter, is likely the same one that would write an entire description disclaimer in third person and then point it out. 
Oh well, here we are. 
Thanks for being here, 
-AK