The Hardcore Retro God (Review #25 - Metroid)
Channel: The Hardcore Retro God
Date: 2015-09-12

After an extensive-beyond-imagination hiatus of 2 months, I have once again resurfaced from the abyss…this time on Nintendo’s ever-so-popular nonlinear action/adventure-platformer hybrid franchise, revolving around the efforts of a lone bounty hunter hell-bent on eradicating the hell out of the title organisms, as well as various hostile lifeforms throughout both Zebes and their rightful home planet, SR388.

Join both Yours Truly and "RileySkye100" DeBettencourt as we cover Nintendo’s esteemed METROID franchise (the first NES installment, its mixed black-sheep Game Boy follow-up - whose varying clip quality I suggest excusing due to rendering complications - and its ever-so-praised SNES gem of an outing), and how far and great they’ve become over time ever since their respective dates of inception.

As always, for the sake of this long-awaited release, I will be paying my respects to recently deceased celebs (including the late Satoru Iwata, who passed away on my own frickin’ B-Day no less)…so please, show as much reverence & heart as necessary!!

NOTICE - THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY (comment deletions, blocking, etc. - punishment-wise) if a single insult-laced comment is posted revolving around hygiene/presentation; or comparisons between Yours Truly and other reviewers!  

Also, should any spoilers happen to pop up regarding any Final Bosses / Areas / Weapons...most endearing apologies; be sure to skip ahead as far as possible to the next subject!