You Get Dumber In The Presence of Your Phone!
Channel: Jonathan Mann
Date: 21/05/2019

My new album I USED TO LOVE MY BODY is out NOW and available for download or streaming:
http://jonathanmann.net/body

One of these dogs is a cat that’s anomaly detection
No jargon and no boring shit, just emotional connection
Stand on the empirical evidence, like Gina loves shoes
And she watched all 19 movies from the Marvel Cinematic U
Always tell the truth be transparent without fail because 
Nicole’s first job out of college and her bosses went to jail

Let your audience build 
Their own communi-tay 
Give them a voice 
And then mostly get out of the way
Know your biases
Comms must transform
You get dumber
In the presence of your phone

We live in a time when a foreign government can target us, oh no!
So why should your people spend an hour on the phone about their PTO?
Well assistant is here to help - turn by turn for everyone 
To hear more about that and bagels - you can go talk to Gillian 
One phish two phish red phish blue phish - vigilant we must remain
One idea is a poetry based IT phishing campaign

Every 90 seconds you’re interrupted while you work  
Those are not insights, those are charts
Your brain makes 3500 decisions everyday
It’s not survey fatigue - maybe it’s just shitty surveys
Protect employee trust, look out for news that’s fake
And maybe let your employees choose your new baby’s name

Your team will love increasing the WAM
You’ll get budget to improve the WAM
Your CEO will know her WAM
Greg will hug you if you believe in WAM

Hi there! If you're new around these parts, welcome. I'm Jonathan Mann. I write a song every single day, and I've been doing that for the last 10+ years.

Through sick days, tired days, days with no inspiration, the death of my grandma, the breakup of a 5 year long relationship, the marriage to my wife and the birth of our son - I've never missed a day. This is my life's work.