Briggs and Stratton 5500 won't start because the On-Off switch is $*#@(#*@ backwards
Channel: Luis Crespo
Date: 12/09/2011

Bought a Briggs and Stratton 5500 at Lowe's brand new.
Kept it in garage for a year.
Wouldn't start so I changed gas, oil, sparky.

Guy at my job said, "wouldn't it be funny if the On/Off switch was backwards?"
Are you #@)#&$& kidding me?  That fixed it.  Save yourself some trouble with my compliments.