I Pooped Today and So Can You! - Channel Introduction Video?
Channel: I Pooped Today
Date: 18/02/2023

Howdy, Doctors. My name is Bower. While I was pooping today, I thought about starting a The TubeYou channel. This video is my first attempt at doing just that. You can expect me to be mainly exploring topics within the realm of political philosophy, seasoned with an unabashed Leftist bias and a background in both philosophy and political science, from the perspective of a student as well as a teacher. I am currently being funded by Gumbo, a small collective of Moomins, Rashida Jones, and the president of one of those sham “online universities” for some reason. I guess this is a kind of introduction-to-the-channel video. I guess. More likely to be more apt, it is the ramblings of yours truly, hopefully chaotic enough to entice you to come back for the more “substantive” stuff I’d like to put out in the future.

Don’t forget to aggressively smear some fecal particulates on a landlord near you (bonus points if the fecal particulates are not your own).

Throw some cents at me for fun: PayPal.Me/BDBower

NeoPets Affiliate Link: http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

A Dope Charity Sadly Necessary Under Capitalism: https://www.animalaidunlimited.org/

Socials: No, thank you.

Stupendous Thanks: Harkowski (flatulent soundscapes), Miamín (poopbrush art), Birdie (masterful edits), and Raichu (being a dog).

As often as I am able, I hope to be able to add subtitles to every video I can. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to do proper closed captioning, but I’ll always do my best. Otherwise, if there ends up only being The TubeYou provided AI-generated closed captions, feel free to reach out for clarity on anything that doesn’t get “generated” well - or also just generally feel free to reach out about anything at all!

Thank you infinitely, for at least three forevers or so for showing up. Let’s start a revolution or whatever - maybe after brunch and a dump - please and thank you. May your poops be as firm as your heart is strong, and your farts be as loud as your turds are long. Be being a Being being well. Praingus n' cheers.

Sources:You can simply blame this one on all the people in my life who have influenced me throughout the years. I’m sure they’d willingly apologize.

Chapters:
0:00 - Introduction
0:11 - Part One: Who am I?
2:44 - Part Two: Why am I doing this?
10:17 - Part Three: What can you expect?
23:41 - Part Five: Who is this four?
28:08 - Part Six: When will this video end?
29:49 - Credits