Finding Jesus Broke Me
Channel: Daniel Goldhorn
Date: 19/08/2023

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with fish, and fish make me crazy.

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Finding Jesus is a terrible animated movie released by Wownow Entertainment that is nominally a mockbuster rip-off of Finding Nemo, but it doesn't even have enough of a plot to even count as that much. It's worse than anything released by Asylum Pictures. It's worst than anything released by Video Brinquedo. I have had root canals more enjoyable as an experience. I should have just listened to Saberspark but NOOOOOOO I had to go and be curious. Finding Jesus doesn't even have Wikipedia copy for me to paste in here, I have to write this whole thing myself to try and boost the SEO. I don't know if anyone is even going to read this, but if you do, never watch this movie yourself, don't repeat my mistakes 😭

0:00 Intro
1:07 Part 1: The Horror Begins
7:11 Part 2: Oh God It's Not Even A Real Movie
11:39 Part 3: How to Not Tell A Story
15:36 Part 4: Somehow It Gets Even Worse
21:19 Part 5: I Was Happy Once
27:02 Part 6: The End Is In Sight!
30:43 Not Even the Credits...
32:11 A͎̫̟̱̩̱N̡͙̘͍͖̯O̶ŢH͓̖̯̗̻̫ER ͏̪̥̟͚̺̖͖B͕̤̮͕̱̠Ẹ̺͕̳̩̲̦A̦͔̱̞̮̟U̧T̛͕I͖͖̳͍̥͉̕FUĻ ̳͓͍͕̬̗͟D͓̣A̤̹͚̤͍̥͘Y̘͓̲͖͞ ̦̼̗̖͚̠ͅI̲̰N̡ ͠TH̸E̱͇̟̗̼̰̯ ̻̹̤͝O͚͓͈͜ͅC̱͓̰̗͡E̖̙͈̟̝A̧̹͖̭̜̪͖̼N̙̞!̠͈͙̹

#mockbuster #animation #wownow