GETAWAY TAVERN OHIO DEC 11 2023 jim cunkle performing "please don't bury me", "hallelujah" full set.
Channel: James Cunkle
Date: 2023-12-12

GETAWAY TAVERN OHIO DEC 11 2023 jim cunkle performing "please don't bury me", written by john prine and  "hallelujah" by leonard cohen also "why must i be a teenager in love" by dion and the belmonts 1959 with parody 'why must i be an old geezer in love" (original) and "take good care of my baby" by bobby vee with parody last verse. full set.

WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

I MET YOU AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME
BUT MY MIND IS A BLURR
I KNOW  WE GOT  IT ON
BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHO YOU WERE
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

YOU TOOK OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR
I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES
THERE WAS NOTHING UNDER THERE
THAT I COULD EVEN RECOGNIZE.
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

IN A COUPLE YEARS
WE’RE BOTH GONNA DIE
SO LET’S GET NAKED
AND GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY

YOU OFFERED ORAL SEX
SO I WHIPPED IT OUT
I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST
PLEASE TAKE YOUR FALSE TEETH OUT
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

YOU TOOK OFF YOUR BRA
YOUR TITS BOUNCED ON THE FLOOR
I TRIED TO GRAB MY PECKER
BUT I CAN’T REACH IT ANYMORE

YOU ARE SUCH A FLIRT
YOU HIKED UP YOUR SKIRT
THEN TOOK OFF YOUR PANTS
REVEALING YOUR INCONTINENCE

EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE… AN OLD GEEZERRRR… IN LOVE

take good care of my baby parody last verse:

that guy gave something to my baby
my baby brought it home to me
and as i soon discovered 
she'd contracted from her lover
some really weird and itchy s.t.d.