Mysterious NieR Automata: 2B Lingerie Figure
Channel: Atomic Knights
Date: 04/09/2023

Now, lemme tell ya, this place was like something straight out of a movie. It looked like a pawn shop, but there was zero order or structure. It was a jumble of strange items from all over the world, just scattered all over the place. Knick-knacks, you name it, it was there.

As I'm poking around, trying to make sense of the chaos, I catch sight of the shop owner. This guy, he's this little old Chinese man who legit looked like he'd been around for two centuries, easy. He's sittin' there, puffin' on a long pipe, just watching me like he knows something I don't.

I play it cool, act like I ain't bothered, and keep exploring. There were so many shelves loaded with all sorts of stuff; it would've taken me years to see it all. But then, something catches my eye, and I just had to know. So, I turn to the old man and ask, "Who's that girl over there? You know, between the Chinese dragon and Bruce Lee."

He flashes me this grin, revealing a set of perfect teeth, and without a word, he hands me this little figurine of a buxom girl with white hair, wearing a black blindfold. Now, she looked a lot like 2B, a character from my favorite video game, Nier Automata. I mean, I don't remember 2B bein' quite so well-endowed, but hey, who's complaining, right?

"Nier: Automata" is an action role-playing video game developed by PlatinumGames and published by Square Enix. It was released in Japan in February 2017 for the PlayStation 4, and later for Microsoft Windows and Xbox One. 

2B is one of the main protagonists in the video game. She is an android created by humans to fight against the invading machines that have taken over Earth. 2B is typically seen wearing a sleek, black combat suit that covers her entire body. She also wears a blindfold over her eyes, which obscures her vision but adds to her mysterious and enigmatic appearance. Her white hair contrasts sharply with her dark attire.