Zilla Persona - League of Legends Cypher
Channel: Zilla Persona
Date: 04/02/2013

Zilla Persona gets a wake-up call from his friends Wes and Projekt Zero, then instructs Nikasaur how to write a League of Legends cypher. Lyrics and mp3 below!

Download the cypher here!: http://zillapersona.com/music/ZillaPersonaCypher.mp3
See Nika and Siv HD's original callout here: http://www.youtube.com/user/WQLFY
See the original cypher here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hvVyQSlKVA
Go bug the Yordles to do a cypher (they're up next!): http://www.youtube.com/user/theyordlesband
Follow Zilla Persona on Twitter: @zillapersona
Visit http://zillapersona.bandcamp.com for more music!
HEY YORDLES IT'S YOUR TURN!
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You've awoken the beast! But I mean you no harm!
See - Zilla slept through his alarm
In slumber I missed hell of callouts
And shoutouts and pings
But I'm ready to flex my wings

At Nika's request, I'll give it the best that I can
But a rule you must understand
A cypher's complexity's easy or hard as you make it
But give it a structure, confidence steadies its shaking

Make a list of your woes - tally up tales of flings and throws
All botched by a player that cost you the lane
While telling us how you got game

Be sure to add similes citing your wellspring of trivia
Bombin' so hard like Ziggs to Anivia
I can do better - sit back and relax
Allow me to snowball some stacks

I [VERB] LIKE [A NOUN] - [SKILL NAME] LIKE [A CHAMP]
I reference how I got hell of spell vamp!
I say that I'm awesome and hype myself up
(But you know the truth - even I say I suck)

I'll say how you're terrible - mockin' ya' build
Your fortune I killed - the position of feeder is filled
I'm the baron of blame - with a scapegoat for every game

Pick an ADC when you say "take an AP"
Inevitable, see me crush all your spirits and dreams
Never call MIA cuz it's 3's anyway
I could help with a gank, but I'd have to leave lane

Type clusters of curses to anonymous persons
You plead for reports wit' an ego still hurtin'
But I know for certain what all of it's worth.
This isn't my main - it's only a smurf.

(Nah, just kiddin'. I'm not that big of a jerk. And you shouldn't be either. Hope this helped Nikasaur! Up next, I'd like to call out THE YORDLES! I'm goin' back to sleep.)