♫ To The Asshole That Stole $5000 From Me | Song A Day #1959
Channel: Jonathan Mann
Date: 15/05/2014

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Somebody skimmed my credit card
From what I'm told that's not that hard
Sold my magnetic strip
To some asshole  in Florida
Who spent 5 thousand of my dollars
At a Winn Dixie but that's not aller 
3 transactions, look at this
Nope nothing here suspicious 

So hey asshole that spent my money
I bet you think it's pretty funny
I wonder what you bought with my dough
2000 packs of oreos?
2,500 pineapples?
5000 lunchables?
2500 sacks of sugar?
Pizza, ice cream, wine, detergent? 
I guess your needs were pretty urgent

Hey
I just want you to know
You're a real asshole
But I guess you carry that with you where ever you 
Go
It can't be fun
And hey meet my son
He's 8 days old
And even he knows that you're an ass hole 

So anyway my bank is pretty great
I called them up in a panicked state
They said they'd get my money back
Which was quite relieving 
But still i'm left feeling mad
at this douche with all Winn Dixie bags
I'd just like for them to see my face
And feel bad for their bad taste

I mean if you're gonna steal 5 grand
Buy plane ticket to Ireland
A used car or cheap plot of land
Not q tips and goods that are canned 

At least do something interesting
YOLO go live like a king
Buy all the mcdonalds fries
And fill a kiddie pool with all those fries
They invite your friends over to dive
Into the kiddie pool full of fries

I just want you to know
You're a real asshole
But I guess you carry that with you where ever you 
Go
It can't be fun
And hey meet my son
He's 8 days old
And even he knows that you're an ass hole 
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