Hell is a Cold Place
Channel: Travis Ford
Date: 17/08/2016

Give me 85 in the winter
95 in July
Livin' the life of a snowbird
Pushin' 25

Only cold that I'm after
Is a cold drink in my hand
On a beach fryin' in a sleevless Hawaiian
Makin' snowangels in the sand

Hell is a cold place
They probably check your coat at the door
Enjoy the weather cause it won't get better
When the sun ain't around no more
Hell is a cold place
I bet the brimstone made of ice
Your chattering teeth give you no relief
When your freezing in the afterlife

No need to shiver away the sunshine
Don't have to bundle up in the breeze
I got a sunglass tan from my fake Ray Bans
In a latitudinal antifreeze


Hell is a cold place
I bet the devil's got an icy stare
You can burn my ass but don't take my glass
I like it well not medium rare
Hell is a cold place