Juxtaposition
Channel: Suhrd Joshi
Date: 2014-06-26

My video for the Google Student Ambassador 2014 program.
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Hello, I am Suhrd Joshi.
And this is my lookalike.
Well, we both sincerely
Hope that the people
Over at Google like this
Video because from what
We reckon, we have got
Less than twenty-two
Plus seventy seconds to
Make a good impression!

So, did you know that apart
From having academic skills,
That are nowhere close to being
Mediocre, we can also rhyme words
Such as piccolo, gigolo and igloo just to
Prove that the two of us happen to have a
Great vocabulary? I think someone should
Really apply a bit of cyanoacrylate to his lips
Or kiss mine in order to get me to stop talking
So rapidly. Hey, without further ado, will you be
Kind enough to assist me in the latter? See, we
Can paddle our own canoe! Dude, what is the
Matter with you?! Sorry, please continue.

Anyway, as I was about to say right before
He abruptly interrupted me, we definitely deserve
To be ambassadors of yours at our college campus because
Anyone who barely even knows us will easily disclose
That since many years, they have been getting
Murderous impulses and are this close
To disposing of our decomposing corpses,
In a manner such that our autopsies cannot
Be properly performed and which would
Also receive a big round of applause
From the world's most dangerous
Criminals, as we never cease to talk
About the utility of your products, be it
The various types of search, input tools or
Previously, even a smartphone of Motorola's!

Or the fact that we are always highly driven
In our approach towards a goal and tend to
Be extremely excited explorers of the hitherto
Unknown like Marco Polo, Christopher Columbus,
Or even the crew members of Apollo 11, no matter
What may encumber us. We want to inspire a lot
Of people to attempt moonshots by conducting
Various events and workshops. Kindly wind
It up, we will be running out of time soon.
What? Never mind. Just shut up. Fine.
I suppose things would have been
Just way easier, if I was on my own
Doing prose instead of composing all
These rhymes with this juxtaposition,
But who knows? Maybe they will end
Up totally liking this experiment, as
I think it adequately shows we are
The embodiment or personification
Of the company's ethos. The epitome
When it comes to delivering a lot of
Information quickly or being a bit
Quirky. Wow, you still think this
Will work? I am feeling lucky!