I'm Building an Army -- SS301
Channel: Spearhead Sundays Podcast
Date: 18/06/2023

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Alright, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Welcome to Episode 301 of the Spearhead Sundays podcast. It's about time I remind you which episode we're on because, guess what? I'm starting fresh, counting from one, baby! Yeah, that's right. As long as I drop the number 300 at the beginning, I can easily soar through the rest. It's a whole new benefit for the show, and it's got attitude.

Now, let me tell you about my recent adventure—a mission to befriend those badass crows in my area. I'm becoming that bird guy, you know? There are different levels to this bird game. You got the bird guy with a fancy cage in his house, top-tier respect right there. But let's not forget the bottom rung, the poor pigeon bird guy covered in those feathery critters at the park. People find that strange, don't they? But here's the kicker: the most respected bird guy in Australia? The guy who befriends magpies! Yeah, that's some cool stuff. But guess what? I wanna be the wild crow guy, the unhinged, intriguing one. Picture a six-foot-eight Slenderman with crows flocking around me. Now that's a Stephen King character!

But hold up, let's talk about surprises. They can be thrilling, but boy, they can also be terrifying, especially when it comes to gifts. I'm a master at birthday gifts, and my girl's even better. But here's the thing, she freaks out if I don't spill the beans beforehand. So, surprises? Yeah, they're off the table. It's like this anxiety-inducing cycle between us, where we both wanna surprise each other, but we end up freezing with fear. It's a whole ordeal, my friends.

And let me tell you, not much has changed in these 301 episodes. I bring the passion, the energy, and yes, I might be a bloody legend. A long-term listener summed it up perfectly in one sentence: 300 episodes, conquering illness, and being a true badass. That's the show, my friends.

But wait, there's more! I've got some exciting news. I've been approached by a casting director for a feature film role. Yeah, you heard that right. They think I'm perfect for it. So, watch out, world, because I'm about to level up my career. I'll give you more details soon, but trust me, it's gonna be epic.

Now, before I wrap this up, I want you all to know that I appreciate your support. Keep those emails coming to podcast@lewspears.com, and you'll make it to Episode 302 guaranteed. Share your stories, seek advice—I'm here for it all.

Oh, and don't forget to catch the exclusive Patreon episode of the podcast. It's available now for early access because, you know, Keelan runs the show smoothly.

That's it, folks! Have an awesome day, and get ready for the ultimate Spearhead Sundays podcast experience. I'm bringing the swagger, the confidence, and the attitude. Stay tuned!