Loki Versus Thor EPIC RAP BATTLE OF MYTHOLOGY (not clickbait, yassified)
Channel: Hannah Cohen
Date: 2022-05-30

This rap battle is my Classics Final, which references several stories from Greek and Norse mythologies, mainly in accordance to the lives of Loki and Hades.

Lyrics:
Loki: 
Me, I’m Loki serving
God of chaos swerving
Can’t put that chick Sif’s hair back unless Thor feels deserving
Snatched Freya away from Thrymm, prevents her from subserving
Because I know a female’s worth, yeah that me, observe it.

Hades, lady, handle your manners please
I control the fire and I father three calamities 
Hela, Jormung Fenrir, handle their insanity
I Ragnarok the ladies' worlds and all of your realities.

I ate up the battle like I eat an eating contest
Only beat by fire, meaning I’m the best 
The land of Asgard loves me, even though I’m crazy
The only chick that you have is your ugly niece Persephone.
(screaming noise in music)
Hades: 
Take it from the OG, your stupid tactics bore me.
I control a land named after me, you see
Dependent, shrewd and cowardice I can tell
Excuse of a man I’ll send you to Asphodel

Cerberus beside me
Underworld, primary
Money all to Charon
Through coins No check please.
I know what you think that I’m gonna do
Hand your box of beauty like Psyche, you’re screwed.

All that I know is that your tactics falter
A whole apocalypse for some guy named Balder
Sure, I know he’s the fairest in the land
Harmed him with some mistletoe instead of your hand

Loki:
Every single friend you have detests your lonely sight
The only friends you have are from when you took their lives
And sure, Persephone, can handle your austerity
But even she was taken from Demeter and can’t really leave.

You got what you loathed and you take it from others
Shortest of the sticks, got it worse than your brothers
Big bro became a little twig for sure
And your little bro Zeus, well he sweeps the floor.

Hades, you’re shady, you never see the sun
Ladies from Olympus say you really are no fun
Like my son Fenrir I really ate the world
Ragnarok with Heimdal, chaos unfurled

Hades:
Hey Loki slow down, you’re not really a contest
All you really rep is what feels like a jest
That hair you got for Sif, the story’s a bore
And the only way you did it was a choke out from Thor

Hey look, Persephone, she holds a box of beauty
And Psyche came to take it all to get the guy she married
You see, Loki, I can do some good
But since I’m god of death you don’t really think I should

Sun’s daughter shines in the place of her mother
Post-Ragnarok there really isn’t any man who remembers
You, or maybe, perhaps…
It’s buried in the soil, not meant to last