A Little Ditty for Election Season
Channel: Mystic Muttering
Date: 2011-09-15

Ever hear a ragtime diss track before? Well. . . here you go.

Lyrics 

Well grab your buddies and take a stroll
Right down to the old straw poll
It's election season in Wonderland
Well the Mad Hatter and the March Hare 
And their tea party buddies will all be there
It's election season in wonderland 

The candidates are lined up on the stage 
Where common sense is all the rage 
And Constitution scholars take their stand 
Oh vo vodeo 
They don't like Commies in the Grand Old Party 
Just like in the days of Joe McCarthy 
It's election season in Wonderland 
 Now the Cheshire Cat will moderate 
At the beginning of the great debate
It's election season in Wonderland
He'll sit and smile while they prattle away 
And bash the Left and the poor and gay
It's election season in Wonderland! 

America, they say, has fallen
'cause Obama's worse than ol' Joe Stalin 
But they are ready to lend us all a hand
Oh vo vodeo
They'd shift the world right off it's axis 
For deregulation and lower taxes 
It's election season in Wonderland 

Well the tea and rhetoric are piping hot
They're giving it everything they've got 
It's election season in Wonderland
On the other side of the looking glass
Where they ain't afraid to talk out their ass
It's election season in Wonderland

Watch them scream and hoot and holler
And worship the Almighty Dollar
But don't jump on the wagon with their band
Cast a vote for jobs and schools
Not for those Tea Party fools
It's election season in Wonder-
Election season in Wonder-
Election season in Wonderland! 

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