Life in Germany - Episode II: Lifestyle
Channel: Doug The Moleman
Date: 2012-05-05

In our previous installment, we had a look at the routine du jour of a visitor. Maintenow we're going to examine how the native tribes cohabit or some shit, yeh?

Our correspondent has seen many a place around the globe - from Wellington to Washington DC, Sunderland to Sacramento, Birmingham to Belfast - you name it, if it's a place in the English speaking world, chances are he's been there (or so you might be led to believe by the indecisive bugger's speech fluctuations).
Today, he's agreed to join us via wormhole to talk about somewhere a little farther removed from home, if there is such a thing.

Special thanks to everyone who provided boobage pics, but chose to remain anonymous.

Music is as follows:
"The Ball, the Bender, and the Binoculars", "Another Idiotic and Baffling Assignment" by Clint Bajakian and Peter McConnell; from the PC adventure game "Sam & Max Hit the Road", property of LucasArts Entertainment.
"Generic Oompah Intro" by me; property of... PHAHAhaha.

(Also, it's "pigeon", I know. You can never have enough fuck ups.)