Diaz and Dandelions: how to make free money from Diaz
Channel: crestfall
Date: 30/06/2021

in this video i will be showing you how to make early game money with diaz's new perks and how diaz is the funniest mayor ever

i am aware diaz is a woman i am just retarded

this video is a money making guide/tutorial showing how to bazaar flip their items, npc flip, and just make cool money in general!! i am not as good(bad) as thirtyvirus but it's somethign. if you are anything past early game this wont really be helpful unless you want to level up your flower minion which i understand sucks!!

diaz is a mayor in hypixel skyblock that has never been elected once before because they are bad XD. but they are ebing elected this year since all the mayors suck!!! get good cole!!! paul give me the actual good perk!! fuck you diana in general!! i forgot who the other mayor is oh well suck s!!

i havent edited a video in a long time dont yell at me this isn't supposed to be a shitpost but it basically is XD

i spent 3 hours on this i dont know why i did this but boredom is hard
#hypixel #hypixelskyblock #skyblock







my diary:
hypixel skyblock is a game on a server called hypixel that has games that i hate like skyblock bedwars skywars and duels. these games suck arcade (hypixel says) on top. hypixel has many youtubers that are also bad such as swavy (56ms) technoblade (he doenst even play anymore XD) thirtyvirus guide maker guy there is also other poeple that make random ass content like hellcastle and furryeboy they are cool though since it is random but good unlike some other skyblokc shit posters they actually put effort into their videos which is super cool!! i do play skyblock but i am kind of bad i have storm armor and hyperion haha just kidding i use a valkyrie because hyperion is cringe nerf mgae i hate mage just kidding i dont use storm armor i use warden helmet and werewolf armor becuase i do not do dungeons i do skyblock dragons because they are fun and i like wasting money and summoning eyes but who doesnt like wasting money unless you are broke like me thats why i watch skyblock money making guide s because they help except i can never figure out how to auction flip or bazaar flip probably because i am impartient so thats why i just do frag runs instead on floor 7 catacombs because they are easy and it is a good way to get combat exp. speaking of combat exp whos idea was it to do double skill exp anyway doing floor 6 rose runs is about 4 million combat experience an hour which is a crazy method to gain combat skill in skyblock haha imagine though you need like a juju shortbow or a terminator and i am too broke for both of those since i cannot do enderman slayer not because i cant because im not patient and dont feel like doing it so i just do stuff like revenants and other slayers since they are faster and more effortless than the voidgloom seraph plus it takes actual thinking and i hate thinking i really need a way to find a way to get afk skill experience because my skill average is low and i need a way to increase my skill average because people make fun of me for having a bad one so i need to level up things like farming mining and fishing but too bad you cannot afk fishing but you can afk farming same with combat i hate combat but you can use a semi afk farm to do it for farming you can just back and forward farm which is a lot faster than normal farming but it takes effort and no one likes effort speaking of effort how come a lot of minecraft youtubers like dream skeppy technoblade tommyinnit and basically every dream smp youtuber went from good content to bad content after they joined dream smp i mean some of it is good but i find it boring but of course some people like it but it is just not my thing speaking of boring why do hypixel skyblock memes exist like some of them are funny but i hate most of them because they are like 10 sconds long and contain no comedic value also hypixel shorts and skyblock shorts like minecraft looks terrible in short format why even do it???