Time Warrior - Drug Commercial Parody - Obeyitol Apathetemine
Channel: legalmusicsearch
Date: 2014-05-03

Transcript:  

"I used to exhibit very inappropriate behavior, and all of my friends and family were extremely concerned for my well being. I asked questions. I didn't blindly obey what I was told. I had unpatriotic treasonous notions such as freedom, sovereignty, solidarity and equality. I just wasn't being the productive mindless zombie drone that society needed me to be.

I went to a psychologist and found out that there was hope for me yet! I was diagnosed with "DECICT Disorder". D-E-C-I-C-T or "Discernment Empathetic Compassionate Individuality Critical Thinking" Disorder. The doctor told me there is no cure, however -- there is a prescription medication that I could take to help make the burden of my disease more manageable. 

Clinically tested, Obeyitol Apathetemine.

Please consult your doctor before you try Obeyitol Apathetemine.

Side effects may include:  sudden catastrophic implosion of your kidneys, rapid development of brain cancer, permanent spinal paralysis, erectile dysfunction, liver rotting, severe mental retardation, excruciating insufferable pain and in some cases; very slow and agonizing death has occurred.

Thanks to prescription Obeyitol Apathetemine, I have become the narrow minded, self-absorbed, apathetic, psychopathic, vain, narcissistic sociopath, mindless sheep that Government, Religion and Corporate Entities require me to be. Now I can live a normal life; getting fat, eating GMOs, drinking fluoridated water and watching useless garbage on TV."

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