The North Pole Local | Song A Day #4360
Channel: Jonathan Mann
Date: 2020-12-08

The lemmings all follow each other to the dining car 
The bearded seal’s is stuck on a crossword that’s just too hard
The snow goose and snow shoe hare
Are arguing about polar bears
And I’m thinking about the apocalypse
On the North Pole local tonight  

The musk ox and the reindeer
Comeseriate over 1 dollar beers
The walrus and the spotted seal
Are hashing out some illicit  deal
The snowy owl and the puffins take
Puffs of a substance that makes me shake
And I’m just thinking about the apocalypse 
On the North Pole Local tonight  

I fell asleep around the northwest passage pass
And I dreamed about girlfriends I had in the past 

The wolverine stole my wallet while I was asleep 
And I woke to the sea otters all staring at me 
The orcas and the narwhals 
Were making loud business calls     
And I’m thinking about the apocalypse
On the North Pole local tonight  


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