Science Rap
Channel: Seth Missiaen
Date: 19/11/2011

This is a rap I wrote for the Wisconsin Lutheran College variety show.
Lyrics:
Walk to class everybody step back
M.I. Shon's in the house better what how ya act
I always use a compass to make measurements true
So listen up to learn to make precision accurate to

Cuz I'm a beast when it comes to physics I'm so dope when it comes to rhymes
Let's go circular to the limit, off of the tangent of point we'll fly
now I measure in radians gotta let the ladies in
this party isn't crackin' with no rappin go the physics in the bag and
we are gonna make it happen

Yo it's nerd G
check out my physognomy
lets do some dactlyonomy
within our chemotaxonomy
I stimulate the economy
with all this money in my pocket, see?
I've got so much it's like there's exponential
growth to the power of 3

I'm a part time rapper,
chromosome mapper
if you asked my homies
they say I'm like a code cracker
gimme morse code, bar code, even give me braile
I'll be solving mysteries like it's a fairy tale

Oh say can you see tell me what you see
I've got too much internal energy
Can we change it to kinetic
If I'm not too electromagnetic
not that should make a difrence
but this centripital motion's different
Movin' like electrons Baby
My field Force attract the ladies

Party in the Hypersphere
Atmosphere Biosphere
Do you think it's hot in Here?
I'mma put dis in your ear
Inverse tangent Cosine X
Look at the graph it's so complex
That's the way my body move
Now break down let's raise the roof

The chemist's comin up
let me let me see ya jump
how many protons and electrons
are in magnezium?
The answer would be 4 times 3
but I can clearly see
that you already knew that so lets talk about chlorine
the mass is 17
atomic mass units I mean
give me a unit to measure awesome i would to take it to infiniti
listen up cuz I know wassup
keep it in the back of your mind for another time
you can use it when you rhyme or when you find the meaning of life
but that's undefined