r/AskReddit | Who is a celebrity you want to sleep with but would be embarrassed to tell people abou
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Date: 2022-10-02

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Who is a celebrity you want to sleep with but would be embarrassed to tell people about? 

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Julie Andrews. Something about those Mary Poppins petticoats and the parasol awakens my chim-chim-cheree. 

Willem Dafoe. The embarrassing part is the fact that he's genuinely old enough to be my grandfather. 

God I’m so fucking shameless can’t even think of one I’d be “EMBARASSED” to tell someone about. 

I used to be embarrassed, but I'm over it now. 

I want to fuck Sam Eliott. He's over twice my age and I'm a lesbian, I still want to fuck him. The older he gets, the more attractive I find him. I want to break his hips. 

Kermit the Frog. I will not be elaborating at this time. 

Colin mochrie 

Gordon Ramsey. I’d only be embarrassed because of how critical he may be. I imagine him shouting insults about my technique and I’d probably wish I’d never done it at all. 😂

Edited to add: My username is a play on my own name. Nothing to do with Gordon. It’s actually just the most perfect coincidence ever. 

I had a sex dream about John Lithgow last night. I was embarrassed to tell people though. I was just very confused. I told my sister about it immediately.

**Edited to Add:** Wow... way more people saw this than I thought would. For the record, I was less embarrassed that it was John Lithgow and more embarrassed by the sheer filthiness of my own subconscious. Dream Lithgow was 10/10 at sex. If you ever have a John Lithgow sex dream, I hope it is as fulfilling as mine. 

Maybe kinda UK specific but, Richard Ayoade

ETA: I told my friends I find him attractive and they laughed! Delighted to find out there's plenty who agree with me- clearly I need new friends!lol 

SO MUCH GOOGLING GOING ON RIGHT NOW…