8th Sunday of the Year (C)
Channel: Father Paddy Walsh
Date: 21/03/2019

The eminent surgeon was walking through his local churchyard one day when he saw the grave digger having a rest and drinking a bottle of beer.  'Hey you!' called the surgeon, 'how dare you laze about and drink alcohol in the churchyard.  Get on with your job or I'll complain to the vicar'.  'I should have thought you'd be the last person to complain', said the grave digger, 'bearing in mind all your blunders which I've had to cover up here in the graveyard!'