An Introduction to Bread Stapled to Trees [Official Music Video]
Channel: Andy Chamberlain Music
Date: 24/03/2019

This is my magnum opus; my chef-d'œuvre; my greatest creation.

Filmed and edited by David Kaiser: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyc2ljZOGNMuWzmMVHcLoKw

Bread Stapled to Trees: https://www.reddit.com/r/breadstapledtotrees

Are there other unusual topics or subreddits you'd like me to rap about? Let me know in the comments.

Lyrics:

[talking]
Some people wonder
What do I need in my post, if I want to put it on r/breadstapledtotrees? (hmmmMMMmm)
well. I'm here to tell you.
So listen up

[rapping]
Bread and a staple
Bread and a staple
Bread and a staple and a tree.

Bread stapled to maple or some
Bread stapled to pine
Bread stapled to tree or
We will swiftly split your spine

bread on a dead tree
thinkin about a
frozen land to set free
with some bread stapled to tree
all you need, what its gotta be
look at me, no, look at thee
majesty of the trinity (oh!)
 
bread (bread bread bread bread)
staple (staple staple staple staple)
tree (tree tree tree tree)

[out of time]
Let's look at the top (that's a good idea)

[in time]
toast gradient
post radiant
upvotes in throes
and some gold on those
comments
post wasn't guilded
but it got 10k arrows (close enough)

'fficiently winning
and dimming the din of monotony
the truest religion and it is void of hypocrisy
bstt is the life-blood
find one, mind young
never disappoints yuh

minecraft
find that
two posts
on the top rack

memes and
other things that aren't
quite OC but they ain't bad

super bread stapler 64
got an old school scheme cause it reigns supreme, for
two months
that's better than most
but if it gets to close then
mate, you're toast.

some say that 
this thing is not normal

some think that
polos are not formal

it's relative
like the genius said
of course that's a thing
throwing shade at bread

a staple food
that's what it says
indeed indeed
shitpost, impressed

the top of all time though?
thats a classic
that's art and the upvotes are massive

coming for the top of reddit
sidebar with the rules I read it
what to put on tree it's bread it's
really simple stapled maple
tape will not suffice and
you should know it as a vice
and not a virtue
even virtual is better
than an non-bread

killin it staplin to the
pillars of oxygen
using negative pressure
to take the water CO2 and all we
do it for the art and for the spirit for the beauty
cause
we're arguably the best cult.

[singing]
bread (bread)
stapled (stapled)
to tree (to trees) (bread stapled to trees)

bread (bread) (bread, stapled, to trees, yea)
stapled (stapled)
to tree (to trees)

[talking]
so
I hope you've enjoyed your lesson
and I expect to see you go out and do great things
with bread, staple, and tree.
Good luck.

~

Hope you enjoyed, see you next time :)