Squatchin'
Channel: Stuart Donald
Date: 2017-06-25

Parody of "Truckin'" by Grateful Dead - Garcia;Lesh;Weir;Hunter 
Original lyrics by Stuart Reb Donald

Squatchin' up in Tennessee; We're going Squatchin, just you and me
Grab our hammocks and a tent or two I just keep Squatchin' on

There's a footprint and a broken limb over there
A wallowed out spot in the grass from a giant derrière
If it's a good night we'll hear a tree knock or strange scream, And if we don't we'll see what tomorrow brings

Alaska, they got some Big Foots there; Skunk Apes from here to Delaware
Montana, they've got some Squatches too; I just keep Squatchin' on

Most of the cats that you meet on the street don't believe it; They say that Big Foot is just a fairytale
One of these days you know they're gonna prove it and when they do we'll give all the skeptics hell

Squatchin' up in Caroline; I think there's Squatches staring through the pines
You can call him Yeti or Barmanu I just keep Squatchin' on

Sometimes the Bigfoot startles me
Other times we don't hear or see
Lately it occurs to me
What a great trip Squatchin's been

Haters all say that Patterson faked it
But Scientist say the footage is legit
I don't know why they all just can't believe it One of these days they're going to eat their words

Squatchin' up in Idaho, Come on, grab your pack let's go
The Rockies are the best I know I only go Squatchin' with you

Squatchin' with the Stu Dah Man, You go Squatchin' anytime you can
Loch Ness that ain't for real man but We both no Sasquatch is real