GETAWAY DEC 4 2023 jim cunkle performing "why must i be an old geezer in love" original parody
Channel: James Cunkle
Date: 2023-12-05

jim cunkle performing at the getaway tavern ohio, dec. 4, 2023, "i know i'll never find another you" by the seekers, "sealed with a kiss" by brian hayden and "why must i be a teenager in love" by dion and the belmonts 1959 with additional parody "why must i be an old geezer in love". 

WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE
(PARODY BY JIM CUNKLE)

I MET YOU AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME
BUT MY MIND IS A BLURR
I KNOW  WE GOT  IT ON
BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHO YOU WERE
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

YOU TOOK OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR
I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES
THERE WAS NOTHING UNDER THERE
THAT I COULD EVEN RECOGNIZE.
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

IN A COUPLE YEARS
WE’RE BOTH GONNA DIE
SO LET’S GET NAKED
AND GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY

YOU OFFERED ORAL SEX
SO I WHIPPED IT OUT
I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST
PLEASE TAKE YOUR FALSE TEETH OUT
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

YOU TOOK OFF YOUR BRA
YOUR TITS BOUNCED ON THE FLOOR
I TRIED TO GRAB MY PECKER
BUT I CAN’T REACH IT ANYMORE

YOU ARE SUCH A FLIRT
YOU HIKED UP YOUR SKIRT
THEN TOOK OFF YOUR PANTS
REVEALING YOUR INCONTINENCE

EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE… AN OLD GEEZERRRR… IN LOVE