Bardic Song - Henry S. Camacho IV
Channel: Saving Throw
Date: 13/10/2014

Certain Kickstarter backers supported at a level to get their very own bardic song. Here's the fruit of our labors and their stories. Lyrics are below...

For Henry S. Camacho IV

Written by Amy Vorpahl 

Performed by:
Amy Vorpahl - @vorpahlsword
Ben Dunn - @dunnjamin

Saving Throw - @savingthrowshow
http://www.savingthrowshow.com

Lyrics:
I know a man, bearded and strong, and his is the story I tell
Salute the man and pat his back, he served his country well
He fought off all the bad guys, all of them but "work"
Retired from the army, is Henry Camacho the Fourth

He loves RPGs and MMOs, so nerdy ladies beware
You'll swoon as soon as he cooks for you a steak that's medium rare
You may confuse his humor, he's just being a good sport
Sarcasm's the middle name of Henry Camacho the Fourth

The only thing, that's wrong with him, I really ought to mention
He's got an obsession, so we will make, this song an intervention
It's not about Dune or Blade Runner, so Henry, hold your horse
(spoken)
But give up the zombies, it's about zombies! it's hurting your life, it's unhealthy, you're ruining the lives of your loved ones!
Yes give up the zombies, please, my dear, Henry Camacho the Fourth
Give up the zombies, please, my dear, Henry Camacho the Fourth