As he kicks ass in Washington...What if Trump ran Britain | News Mart
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Date: 27/01/2017

Donald Trump has wasted little time since entering the Oval Office. With a flurry of executive orders the new American President has repealed Left-wing laws, scrapped an expensive trade deal, dumped political correctness — and even told builders to get a move on with that wall on the United States' border with Mexico.
He's also moved to ban travellers arriving in the U.S. from 'dangerous' countries such as Iran, Somalia and Yemen.
Mr Speedy! While his liberal critics are aghast, there's no doubting his decisiveness.
Here in Britain, seven long months after the EU referendum, our political class is still humming and hawing about Brexit after two court hearings. And what about the scrapping of the Human Rights Act that we were promised by the Tories years ago? Plenty of voters will wring their hands at the glacial pace of political change.
What if Trump ran Britain? In the Book of Genesis, God creates the world in six days. What could The Donald do in a week if he were in Downing Street?


DAY ONE
Prime Minister Trump, having walked from Buckingham Palace past 'unbelievably large crowds' (the BBC puts the throng at 300), walks through the door of No. 10 Downing Street.
He sees Cabinet Secretary Sir Jeremy Heywood waiting in the lobby, ready to shake his hand. Mr Trump is having none of it. He asks: 'Are you that Heywood wise guy? The big-state Europhile they call Sir Cover-Up?'
A watery-faced Sir Jeremy gulps and replies: 'Yes, that's me, Mr Prime Minister.' Trump: 'You're fired!'
While Melania Trump sashays upstairs to inspect the wardrobe space, the new PM gets down to work. At lunchtime, Government business managers suddenly announce that a vote on Article 50 will be held in the Commons the following day 'without any more c**p'.
Before going to bed, Mr Trump remembers to call Buckingham Palace. Down the line he says, 'Hey, Philip, this is Donald J. Trump. Just to say that since you're a military man, I hope you'll like my idea about Sgt Blackman — bigly. Watch the headlines tomorrow, Dook.'

DAY TWO
A spluttering Mishal Husain, presenting Radio 4's Today programme, can scarcely contain herself as she reads a Downing Street announcement that Sgt Alexander Blackman, the Royal Marine given a life sentence for 'murdering' a Taliban fighter in Afghanistan, has been granted a royal pardon by the Queen.
Downing Street notes that this is one royal prerogative the judges will not be contesting unless they want one helluva fight.
In his first Cabinet meeting later in the morning, Prime Minister Trump executes a raft of measures. Several coal mines are to be reopened, the costs paid from savings made by cancelling any more wind farms. Permission is given to commence fracking in the Corbyn heartlands of London's Islington. The income from the plentiful gas supply will go towards a doubling of the Armed Forces.
Meanwhile, an immediate order is sent to the British passports authority, telling it to remove all mention of the European Union from new passports and to change the colour of them back to blue.
At a Downing Street Press conference, Mr Trump refuses to take a question from a writer from The Guardian, saying their journalists are 'among the most dishonest human beings on Earth'.
In the House of Commons that afternoon, the new prime minister holds (and wins) a snap vote on the motion that Sinn Fein MPs should no longer be paid a parliamentary salary because they refuse to take their seats.
The Article 50 Bill has its first, second and third readings and passes with a heavy majority. We're officially heading out of the EU.





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