INTRODUCTION VID - Boston Bible Readin'
Channel: Boston Scripcha Readah
Date: 07/11/2016

How ya doin'? This is the Boston Scripcha Readah heah. I've been told many times by many peeps ta read the Bible covah-ta-covah. Same foah the Book a' Moahmon and the LDS's otha scripchas. I knew that was gonna be so borin' that my mind would wanda and I'd just find somethin' betta do to befoah too loang. 

Latah oan, I found that by readin' out loud in random accents, most notably the Boston Accent, I could stay on task longah and actually entahtain myself while readin'.

Moah recently, I realized the Bible would be interestin' to heah narrated in the Boston Accent, so looked foah videos of such an accented narration oan YouTube, but found no such video. Then I realized that it's up to me to set that precedent!

That's why I have become the "Boston Scripcha Readah," who will read ya religious scripchas in theah entiyaty in the Boston Accent. Aftah I get done with the Bible, I'll read the Catholic books of the Deuterocanon, then the Book of Moahmon and otha LDS scripchas. Aftahwads, I'll read other apocrypha of the Christian faith, long since excluded from the mainstream Bibles (Book of Enoch, and so fawth), then I'll staht getting into the scripchas of OTHA religions, like Judaism, Islam, Taoism, Buddhism, and oan and oan, 'til I run outta scripchas that exist.

I sinceahly hope that my accented narrations will bring moah usahs ta finally listen to some religious texts by findin' it funny to have them read ("RED") in an accent not theah own.

To make my narrations moah notewathy, I might intahject with commentary to express sahprise oah uttah disbelief at how some vahses sound. (Example: After a vahse that doesn't sound right: "Ah ya kiddin' me? That sounds wicked extreme. Maybe that paht can be intahpreted to somethin' reasonable but taken literally, it's so wicked irrational!")

I've nevah lived in Boston, though I once delivahed a load to a mahket in Chelsea when I drove semis foah C. Ah. England. In reality, (NATURAL ACCENT) I'm actually from Kansas, and this is my normal voice. Accents probably don't get more boring than the Midwest's.

(RESUME BOSTON ACCENT) This greeting vid's vahsion was recoahded oan Novembah 7, 2016. Now without fuhthah ado, heah ah the videos of my scripcha readins.

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So many peeps asked me to read the whole Bible, so I am just now getting around to reading it "covah-ta-covah." I can only stay focused on my readings if I somehow "entahtain" myself doing so. I've "lahned" to by reading aloud in random accents. 

I figured out what would be even more entertaining: Putting these accented readings on YouTube. That way, anyone who doesn't like to read or listen to the Bible can have fun listening to it narrated in the Boston Accent.