Coffee Solves it All
Channel: Daily Song Parody
Date: 25/05/2014

This totes wasn't worth the wait. Lulz. IT WAS SUPER BRUTAL and there was no karaoke song version for this. Also my husband was making fun of me. #firstWorldProblems

Original song owned by Disney.

Lyrics...ish:

*Alarm beeping*
*groaning*

Really is it time to wake up?
Morning is quite a curse
This hour is uncivilized
So I will be terse

Can I just sleep five more minutes?
No, get out of bed!

I am dressed, blurry eyed
Maybe showered
Well I am alive
I don't care much that my shoes' untied
Drinking coffee solves it all

Dialog: "HEY! You're not even awake, are you?" "Nope."

Wait and see
When I've drunk
I will gladly demonstrate my spunk
Its health detriments I can debunk
Drinking coffee solves it all

A cup can quell my apathy
a gulp will do me well
Better keep it brewing
Just savor the fine smell

I need beans with good taste
Rich
Full-bodied
That I can embrace
With great flavor
My lips will be graced
Perfect coffee makes me bawl

We all must find our perfect brew
Which will help us come through
With personality
A drink that will renew

When its gone
We will weep
I will search the whole world
Like a creep
I will buy those beans
A whole huge heap
It's my favorite thing of all

Dialog: "There - it's ready." "Not yet!"

Chocolate for my taste buds
Don't you dare hold back
Add some milk to make a mocha
You might take it black

Baristas
Hear my plea
Please don't make my day a tragedy
Your good work can end my agony
Speed my brain up from a crawl

It makes morning meetings tremble
Even when they're super dreadful
Oh coffee
Please help me
I just really need this caffiene
Help my every day be less foggy
I'm not addicted at all

Drinking coffee solves it
Drinking coffee solves it
Drinking coffee solves it
Drinking coffee solves it
Drinking coffee solves it all