I Wish You All Weren't So Soft And Cuddley
Channel: David Rabideau
Date: 2011-07-17

Apologies to Bo Burnham.   Didn't mean to rip off your song.
Though you might want to know that I was actually riping off of the chord progression in Manana.  so....uh...yeah...


and I'll keep on playing
like i'm one note away
from happiness

"Your a stupid hot topic poet
you think your clever
stop singing about death"

"can i go out and buy some clothes?
300 should be good for the weekend"

"I don't really like bright eyes
desparecidos are so much better"

"you should go to school
your so smart, your wasting your talent."

hey how about you shut the fuck up?
i'll do whatever i please.

girls just want a guy
with a chocolate dick
that ejaculates money

"Oh my god, i love shinedown
they are my favorite"

"did you know Native American,
let me tell you about my heritage"

"Your mother loves me more than you
and i'm kinda dikey"

"i loved you since we were kids"
sorry that one's not really her fault


and all i want is some god damn ben and jerry's
and maybe cuddle a little.

nothing serious
cause last time it was serious
it hurt really bad

something casual
don't need to have sex
masterbation is better

cause yeah, i'll just go down on you for three hours
and you can just lay there, that's fair.