NOPCSA - Rap Edition
Channel: LegendaRoom
Date: 21/08/2022

LegendaRoom. HistoR[h]y[mes]
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NOPCSA - Rap Edition
Concept, lyrics, MC, recordings, mastering, video editing & production - Dakian
Instrumental & beat ‘Still Standing’ by Anno Domini Beats
Images from: MAGYAROSAURUS | Báró Nopcsa Ferenc nyomában [2017], Around the World in 80 Days [2021], Flyboys [2006], Paleoworld | Dwarf Dinos [1996], DODA: The Life and Adventures of Franz Baron Nopcsa [2016], Chroma key animations - Green Screen Brasil

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Lyrics:
The baron who discovered tiny dinosaur remains
The first man in history to hijacking planes
The aristocrat living as a shepherd to spy
Claimant to the Albanian throne – the same guy.
Adventurer and master of disguise and scientist
And polyglot, photographer and Albanologist
The father of Palaeobiology and more
A m@therf*ck!ng decorated hero of war.
A Transylvanian posh, dandy trendy la-di-da
Eccentric polymath, f*ck!ng genius, blahdy blah 
Never gave a sh!t about what people thought of him
His motto: 'Man, live your f*ck!ng life on a whim!'
 
N-O-P-C-S to the A   | NOPCSA
Scholar and spy and allegedly gay
A bottle of champagne and a Hippie-Hooray
For the Man, for the Legend! Let’s f*ck the cliché!  

N-O-P-C-S to the A   | NOPCSA
Genius and adventurer having his own way  
A bottle of champagne and a Hippie-Hooray
For the Baron, for the Legend! Let’s f*ck the cliché!  

Early in his prime he decided to be great
After finding dinosaurs on his family's estate
All of them were dwarf, so he thought it would be cool
To explain it by imagining the f*cking 'Island Rule'
Later on, he went to explore and draw the maps
Of the until then unknown The Accursed Albanian Alps
And because he loved more the rifle than the pen
He took blood oaths with some local tribesmen.
And as a cocky baron he just wished for one thing
With tribal support to become Albanian King
But his dreams were cut short, with the order to comply
‘Cause, I forgot to say: he was an Austrian spy.

The generally held belief that he was gay,
Frequently breaking rules he never wished to obey,
The bromance with his manservant called Bayazid
Slowly overshadowed almost everything he did.
Running out of money after losing the Great War
With nervous breakdowns he could no longer ignore
Regarded as a freak for his vagary displays
Living out of the standards he had in his glory days
At age 55, one day he made up his mind:
Explaining in a note he's not leaving him behind
He shot his sleeping friend, making sure that he was dead
Next, firing a suicidal gunshot to his head.