Jack Cassady - "NUTCASE"
Channel: Ryan Bartek
Date: 2012-01-08

c/o JACK CASSADY (antifolk/acoustic alias of RYAN BARTEK) . This track is from 2011's "ANTIVOLK." Except no imitations -- JACK CASSADY is The REAL Man In Black. Free Download here: http://ryanbartek.angelfire.com/blog/   --- I'm a total nutcase & I love your arms
Just hand me a car & a fitstful of walnuts
I'll give you what you want
Don't punch me in the face that's been done before

I'm a total nutcase & I love to swim
Sure I've been caught up in the crowd before
Sure I've been naked from the waste down at the mall
Skiball and the claw I never caught your prize
Your eyes your size & the dress never fit

There I was in the great outdoors
& Ted Nugent came out from the tangle below
I felt the righteous justice of Mother Nature's wraith
Aimed my snipe at the clown below
Oh Ted Nugent I'm gonna splatter your brains my friend
Ted Nugent -- taxidermied before too long
Oh gonzo I'm psyched to have you as a mantelpiece my friend
& I'll cook you up into succulent venison
Oh Nugent I'm gonna sell you through your own beef jerky line
Feedin' ya to Michiganders far & wide
oh no no no no no oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh

I'm a nutcase I'm a misfit I'm a dimwit I'm yours
I'm a dimwit I'm a misfit I'm a nutcase I'm yours
I'm goomba I'm a fruitcake I'm a wingnut I'm yours now
I'm a screw up I'm a lugnut I'm a schizo & I'm you yours now

Praise the sinners vice cause I'm the Antichrist
I give bad advice like human sacrifice
Sprinkle head lice on your enterprise
I know all your lies I'm seeing through your eyes
Snake as python quick as cyclone dumb as hippo hung like a rhino

I'm a psycho I'm a pyro I'm a monster and I'm yours now
I'm a pyro I'm a psycho I'm a cannibal and hot damn this songs repetitive