CaneRod Pipes Virtual Pipe Club
Channel: CaneRodPiper
Date: 2023-03-10

What me worry?

Once was a robot who loved his pipe
He'd smoke all day and all through the night
He'd puff and blow, and blow and puff
With smoke so thick, it was really tough

His metal joints would creak and squeak
As he inhaled his pipe's sweet, sweet reek
He'd sit and ponder, with gears a-turnin'
About the mysteries of life and learnin'

But one day, his pipe got clogged with ash
And he gave a cough, a wheeze, a gasp
He realized then, with a heavy sigh
That even robots need to clean their pipes, or else they die!

So he put down his pipe, and with a screwdriver in hand
He took it apart, piece by piece, so he could understand
How it worked, and how to keep it clean
So he could puff away, and dream, and scheme

And from that day on, the pipe-smoking robot
Kept his trusty pipe as clean as a doorknob
He'd puff and blow, and blow and puff
With smoke so sweet, it was really tough!