The Leader Of The Anonymous Collective !
Channel: American Liberation Army of the Republic - Washington, Idaho, & Oregon
Date: 2014-04-28

Greetings! For some time now the F B I has been trying to find the leader of the group known as ANONYMOUS. I would like you to know, that I, Sam the cat, am the leader of Anonymous. Yes I am a cat, a very intelligent cat. I also have hypnotic eyes, that allow me to control anyone that looks at me. This video is for the Lulz. Be sure to watch Lolcats. Why are you still watching this video ? Is it because you can not look away ? Is it because what I say is true, and now you are being manipulated by my hypnotic eyes ? No of course that's nonsense, you can look away, you just don't want to. You would rather be obedient to me, and get me some cat nip. You can get me cat nip by sending me bit coin, so I can purchase catnip and have it delivered to my human servant here,who will feed it to me. 

This video is only for the Lulz. 
If you think otherwise, you can send Sam the Cat bitcoin here: 1Hv76zGfe5oPV42HaAokdeY2omP8kxSfvm or just because you like the video ;)