Helen Keller [DON'T LAUGH]
Channel: White Fire
Date: 2017-12-13

[Intro]

Helen keller went to town riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat and called it “macaroni”
Purple penis
Purple penis
Purple penis on a purple elephnt

[Verse 1]

Yo I pick my butt
Shove it up there then i get it stuck
Leave it tucked let it linger 
Pull it back out then I smell my finger
*smell* scratch and sniff
It's pretty good give my ass a whiff
I wait til the poop is nice and hardened 
Now it looks like Michael Jordan
Swish Donkey Butt
Got herpes up on my nuts
Big butthole is filled with crabs
I farted twice just to heal the rash
Bad the thing is I was constipated
I scooped out a big ole glob and ate it
*HRNNNN* not today
I think a turd done lost the way
Puppy farted what a stinky dog
I clogged his butt with some linkin logs
Tried crack for the first time
Now I live in birdseye
Ms Rasches cool I don't hate her
Despite he way she grades my paper
Welp now I'm in trouble 
Oh well get down and shuffle

[Chorus]

Bend so low that you can't get up 
Reach through your legs and pick your butt
Wiggle wiggle like you pooped your pants
Stand back up and do your dance
Like 
Dance X7
Uh 
Listen 

[Verse 2]

Use a language that's safe for minors
Don't say pussy say vaginer
Don't say cock it's a penis
Don't say hitler his name is jesus
I'm telling the truth
HEY quit smelling your poop
Not jack off it's masturbation
No for real ask Madi Wayman
Don't say math it's called meth
Wait that's birdseye what the heck
Don't say school call it hell
Not the devil it's Mr. Welp
Just kidding I served detention
But I'm back and I learned my lesson
Don't write poop on bathroom stalls 
Don't wipe poop on basketballs

[Chorus]

Bend so low that you can't get up 
Reach through your legs and pick your butt
Wiggle wiggle like you pooped your pants
Stand back up and do your dance
Like 
Dance X7
Uh 
Listen 

[Bridge]

Yea it's what I do I like to poo
In the pot my anals hot
Uhh 
Vagina 
Vagina 
Vagina 
Vagina 
Speed it up
Vagina X16

[Chorus]

Bend so low that you can't get up 
Reach through your legs and pick your butt
Wiggle wiggle like you pooped your pants
Stand back up and do your dance
Like 
Dance X7
Uh 
Listen 

[Outro]

Helen Keller
She plays the piano with one hand
She sings with the other
[Sample of Helen Keller’s latest song, “My Favorite Color Is Velcro”] 
[LINK BELOW]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuE_ycMlD2U