Porky's Railroad (1937)
Channel: The Cinema Cellar
Date: 2023-08-18

'Porky's Railroad is a Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon directed by Frank Tashlin. The short was released on August 7, 1937, and stars Porky Pig.

Plot
The short begins with many views of the #515 4-4-2 Atlantic type steam engine, Alfred, after the title card appears to be showing the front of the train and the engine. A message appears reading: "The 30th Century Limited, the railroad's crack train." Alfred blows his whistle 4 times and rings the bell 2 times. The song "California, Here I Come" plays in the background until Porky's scene comes along (The same 4-4-2 engine later appeared on the Merrie Melodies short "Steamlined Greta Green"). After many scenes of the 4-4-2 engine (which will show later in the short), it fades black to Porky and his 2-2-2 typed engine (#131⁄2 "Toots" ), because Porky immediately enjoys riding his "15th Century Unlimited (also a crack train — everything cracked including the engineer)." Many single-chime toots are heard while the train jumps for power. The train then tries to climb up the Piker's Peak, a steep hill. The train stops halfway up the hill. Porky then opens its firebox, which contains only a candle. Porky then opens its second seat-box to find a pepper shaker, and sprinkles pepper all over the candle. Toots starts to sneeze repeatedly as the train starts to move faster, rocketing up and over the hill and Down pov Porky then manages to go through tunnels, scenery, etc. Porky then speeds up to a railway yard, in which his 10 boxcars and caboose are scattered onto various sidings, but eventually all coast back to the mainline and reassemble themselves into a train. Alfred later makes the appearance again, blowing his whistle again 3 more times. But Porky sees it coming through the window after looking at some scenery. Porky then tries to find a passing siding. He parks his engine, 10 boxcars and caboose on the siding at the Portis station. He notices that he has little room, and has to shift his train forwards slightly as the other train passes so that it will miss hitting either end. Porky feels relieved that Alfred has passed by without serious incident. Porky has to stop for a cow who is lying on the track, asking her politely to move out of the way, but is quite annoyed when the cow ignores him; so instead Porky tries to tell her again. The cow ignores him again, so instead of reminding the third time, he tries to push the cow's rear end, but ends up falling on the track after the cow gets up and leaves. Porky then angrily gets back on his locomotive, shovelling more coal into his firebox (candle). A bull then arrives marching, crossing the tracks and lies behind a bush with only his tail visible, draped across one rail. Porky then tries to start up his engine, but sees the bull's tail (thinking it is still the cow) and then angrily gets off the train, and tries to teach the "cow" a lesson. He calls the bull a four-legged piece of hamburger (and also something unintelligible — see next section). He pulls the bull's tail angrily. The bull yells as Porky starts to jump and spin. He immediately hops into the engine's cab and continues his journey, this time at a furious speed around several bends.

The Silver Fish
Meanwhile, at the dispatch center, a message is waiting, forcing Porky to stop his train. Porky stops at the dispatch center, waiting for the message. He reads it after a clothes line with an envelope pegged on it comes his way. It reads that the "Silver Fish" is coming, from the President "I. FULLER CINDERS". Porky is informed that his beloved train engine, the 131⁄2 named 'Toots', is to be replaced by a streamline train by the name of 'The Silver Fish'. The engineer, an anthropomorphized dog character, greets the audience by riding on the fish, blasting his single-chimed horn. The Silver Fish then arrives in a flash after Porky starts to break down to say goodbye to his engine, Toots. Porky tries to greet the driver, who violent shakes Porky hand, sending him sprawling on the ground. When the driver of 'The Silver Fish' insults 'Toots' by calling her a "percolator on a roller skate", Toots deflates like a leaky balloon into a heap. Porky mutters that his train can easily take on the streamline train. The driver takes Porky's bluster seriously and agrees to a race after lifting Porky up and poking him twice in the eyes.'

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porky%27s_Railroad