Bardic Songs - Biflinde
Channel: Saving Throw
Date: 2014-10-29

Certain Kickstarter backers supported at a level to get their very own bardic song. Here's the fruit of our labors and their stories. Lyrics are below...

Biflinde for Colin O'Kelley

Written by Amy Vorpahl 

Performed by:
Amy Vorpahl - @vorpahlsword
Ben Dunn - @dunnjamin

Saving Throw - @savingthrowshow
http://www.savingthrowshow.com

Lyrics:
I once fell in love with you, Biflinde
Your disorder of attention deficit
From shiny thing to shiny thing to shiny thing, Biflinde
Your adderall-deprivéd brain would flit
And sensitive to your race are you, Biflinde
You're not a type of blue lanky dwarf
Not fey, no, nor sprite, but a gnome, Biflinde
But to be honest, you kind of look like a Smurf.

You brought out the best in us all, Biflinde
You fought nobly in life and in the ring
Why, in the infamous Battle of the Bands, Biflinde
You pulled a Devil-Went-Down-to-Georgia type of feat
And I know you never cared much for strife, Biflinde
The way you'd say "life's a joke, give it a whirl"
But it wouldn't work out, I prefer, Biflinde
Real men, not manic pixie dream girls