Phoenix Court for flashing Bike light
Channel: republicusagold
Date: 15/06/2011

Going to court for my hienous crime of having a flashing light on my bike.  This "violation" occured on December 15 2010 on my way back home from the Bill of Rights celebration.  Ha ha ha ha The Phoenix Police feel it necessary to write me a ticket for the ungodly crime of having the light on my bike blinking instead of one that is steady.  SO I take them to task.  I conditionally accept your order to come past the bar as long as I have my unlimited right to contract and all my unalienable rights.  I conditionally accept your offer to take off my hat as long as I you present a valid proof of claim that I am required to do so.