Reverse Jurassic Park - Bonus Eightquel
Channel: Totally Kewl Toons (TKToons)
Date: 13/07/2013

Is Mr. Robustus trading in genomes for motor homes in this topsy turvy world of paleontology?

God bless,
TKToons

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RJP Q&A
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In the Comments Section below, Mr. Gorgonops asks: "Why is there a Jesus fish in the Gastornis paddock?"

That's a great question, and the answer is quite simple: I'm a Christian :) And what's more, I'm a believer in the teachings of Jesus who also supports evolution. That's the real reason why you can find the ichthys (Jesus fish) in so many of the Reverse Jurassic Park videos; it's partially a means to break a stereotype.

The official explanation as to why the Jesus fish exists in the Reverse Jurassic Park universe is because of the grey aliens. When the greys first made contact with Homo sapiens during the late Quaternary, many of them chose to convert to Christianity. Millions of years later when they established first contact with the maniraptoriforms, many of them chose to convert to Christianity, as well.

Mr. Robustus had learned from the aliens that Homo sapiens were an intelligent species, confirming popular paleontological suspicions. However, when his company InGenious, Inc. tried to clone them, the hapless humans couldn't reproduce the vocalizations necessary to speak Maniraptoriformese (the lingua franca of the Campanian).

Unable to communicate with the maniraptoriforms, the cloned humans remained in a rather primitive state (the greys had already departed, so they were unable to assist in the attempts at interspecies communication). One of the cloned humans known as the "Big One" did manage to mimic Mr. Cabazai and use a reproduction of an M16 assault rifle that was on display in the lobby of the Visitor's Center.

Mr. Cabazai has an offscreen fascination with ancient human weaponry, much like Dr. Mongoliensis, and often tested the firearm within sight of the human paddock.

It should also be noted that even though the baby human at the Visitor's Center was able to utter the Maniraptoriformese equivalent of the English phrase, "Bang bang", the reproduction of such vocalizations by humans is considered an extremely rare occurrence. Full interspecies communication would very likely require a far more concerted effort by the scientific minds of the Campanian.