Pyramid_moon_THC_Delta9_noon_Eclipse-in-time
Channel: kazoocruiser
Date: 23/03/2013

Sorry, I get insistent when I see malfeasance.  I'd like to know who gave the President the script he followed on his whirlwind tour through the Middle East   Please don't tell me Hillary was part of this tightly scripted fiasco.  If I find out who the incompetent nincompoop is that wrote it, I will fire it or her.  President Obama, didn't anyone ever tell you that you are supposed to wear a cowboy hat, not be a coyboy, ever, when you are shoveling moo_slime Theology as ostensibly the leader of the Free World?  Of course, that would be an insult to anyone that can ride a Horse or wheelie a motorcycle.  I'd like to hope the President of the United States can follow directions better than he dictates terms.  Games over, you & your clueless crew didn't figure it out, blind to a World who hoped for more from you, Mr. President.

I don't think you have ever worked a real day in your life, Mr. President, have you?

Getting up for coffee and having to walk the length of the West Wing to get it doesn't count.

Couldn't you have found an Illegal Alien to plant the tree FOR you, Mr. President?  That would have done two things.  First, it would have brought attention to your dismal Immigration Policies.  It would also place the Central American people within farming distance of the Syrian "badlands."  Not a bad thing, because they know how to farm pigs, something you also do not know how to do, although they have them in Kenya, I suppose.

A possibly nemi_toad_laden diseased tree from chief C3PO instead.  Sorry in advance if your feelys get all in a twist, because I don't know how to meet a perverse affirmation need.  On the other hand, if you did ANYTHING as to what I directed, behind the scenes, I will apologize profusely if necessary.  But not until then.
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