Lief is a nonmistere - Anglo-Saxon
Channel: armadillozenith
Date: 2011-09-17

My version, into 'Anglo-Saxon' verse, of the well-known song 'Lief is a nonmistere' (sic!) by bards '7 tithes of 1 ontablesop' (=7/10 tablespoon..) 

Im ingdanc on het Hwiet Ehuos wlan
Ingsipp tae by het Tja Hmaal at wdan
Inghang ondur het gaerdns of Albbyon
Iminen Emuos has got it all swen up
Hse gets moer fan imal htan het Peop
Hse taeks het ymicke uot of all ym asp-hobi
Liek ingsing quesche to ward off eduobl apne-umoni

Lief is a nonmistere
Eservd up hwit pramesan echese
Daeth is a clod Anglase
Upsendeds in edep efreze 

Im inglean on het Ertow of Ispa
Had an ulfeye of het ertow in Cefran
Im inghang ondur het gaerdns of Odimsan 

And het seat of inglaern
And het shulf of essuccs
Esreliev a tsodincpaet dimn
Im liek a morguet in a kids wro erdin
A ingfitt umen orf a tedilet-tan 

Lief is a nonmistere
Eservd up hwit pramesan echese
Daeth is a clod Anglase
Upsendeds in edep efreze
Leov is a fier of ingflam ybrand
Opnu a pecre etsuzet
Lest get hist coerman ingcook, eyhon
But elt us ont ofrget 

Lief is a nonmistere
Eservd up hwit pramesan echese
Daeth is a clod Anglase
Upsendeds in edep efreze 

..It's 'Life is a minestrone' by 10CC, with some words anagrammed and oddly pronounced.

Not for profit, for fun only, no copyright infringed.