I Touched a Girl - a Katy Perry parody about Herman Cain (feat. Ann Coulter)
Channel: BoundToTell
Date: 2011-11-08

I had to listen to waaaaay too much Katy Perry to write this. Seriously, though, I think this is my best video yet. It'd be very much appreciated if you'd share this around. :D


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Lyrics!


This was never what I had planned, not my desire
I got so randy, power in hand, just one thing I require
My hand going up your skirt, I want to feel you
And there's just one little thing you set you set my dick on fire

I touched a girl and lied about it, to the liberal leftist media
I touched a girl and tried to hide it, I hope Republicans don't mind it
It felt so wrong, 'cause it was really wrong, I just really wanna get in there and see your thong
I touched a girl and lied about it, lied about it

No, I don't even remember your name, that's too demanding
'Cause it never happened not once before, just a misunderstanding
I was acting like a good CEO, making profits
I'm just so charming in person, I never even bumped into her tits

I touched a girl and lied about it, to the liberal leftist media
I touched a girl and tried to hide it, I hope Republicans don't mind it
It felt so wrong, 'cause it was really wrong, I just really wanna get in there and see your thong
I touched a girl and lied about it, lied about it

Our blacks are just so much better than theirs all filled up with debtors
Cream of the black, not the broke bettors, not Al Sharpton, not Jessse Jackson
Our blacks are so black they're overdone

I touched a girl and lied about it, to the liberal leftist media
I touched a girl and tired to hide it, I hope Republicans don't mind it
It felt so wrong, 'cause it was really wrong, I just really wanna get in there and see your thong
I touched a girl and lied about it, lied about it


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Links! (all material used under Fair Use)


Karaoke version of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYxAIGriTw


Source videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5gCkWoBsYQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYffqHyefo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cl2uAFP0uc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVt7dRZLi_w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOFB-2yJzCY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YrFPHV9_W8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZe75JSXhyU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E69P2eHXLc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vPdx_uvp_I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYffqHyefo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dunX7KxpUc8