RPC-034 "Highly Acidic Toothpaste": The Toothpaste That Melts Everything But Your Teeth
Channel: Eastside Show | RPC Authority Readings
Date: 2023-06-20

Prepare to be amazed and horrified by the chilling tale of RPC-034, an unmarked brand of toothpaste with a deadly secret. This seemingly ordinary product possesses the power to dissolve any substance it touches, except for human and animal teeth. Uncover the mystery behind this anomalous toothpaste and witness its devastating effects on unsuspecting victims.

RPC-034 artwork created by Yorick
https://twitter.com/YorickEldritch

Table of Contents
00:00 Introduction
00:10 Containment Protocols
01:41 Description
05:58 Addendum-034-A Recorded Audio log of local Police report

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read along here: http://rpcauthority.wikidot.com/rpc-034
Written by: Malicousness

Intro and Outro Music:

"Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Blue Sizzle" Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com
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