75cent ~ HISTORIC ~ MY CAT IS A PIMP
Channel: 75cent
Date: 09/10/2014

my cat is a pimp
my cat is a pimp
my cat is a pimp
he gets all the pussy

he likes catnip
he likes catnip
he likes catnip
and when I scratch his tushy

he's the shit
he's the shit
cus he bathes with his spit
he's the shit
he's the shit
cus he bathes with his spit

his fur is nice and clean brah
its softer than my tits
he's such a fucking fiend brah
he's swaggin when he sits

on his throne
on his throne
he aint need no doggy bone
on his throne 
on his throne
because he is a cat

not a dog
not a dog
he's a cat
not a dog

not a dog
not a dog
he's a cat
not a dog

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my cat is a pimp
my cat is a pimp
my cat is a pimp
he gets all the pussy

he likes catnip
he likes catnip
he likes catnip
and when I scratch his tushy

he's the shit
he's the shit
cus he bathes with his spit
he's the shit
he's the shit
cus he bathes with his spit

his fur is nice and clean brah
its softer than my tits
he's such a fucking fiend brah
he's swaggin when he sits

on his throne
on his throne
he aint need no doggy bone
on his throne 
on his throne
because he is a cat

not a dog
not a dog
he's a cat
not a dog

not a dog
not a dog
he's a cat
not a dog

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my cat is a pimp
my cat is a pimp
my cat is a pimp
he gets all the pussy

he likes catnip
he likes catnip
he likes catnip
ill scratch his fuckin tushy

he's the shit
he's the shit
cus he bathes with his SPIT
he's the shit
he's the shit
cus he bathes with his SPIT

his fur is fuckin clean brah
its softer than my tits
hes such a fuckin fiend brah
he's swaggin when he sits

on his THRONE
on his THRONE
HE AINT NEED NO DOGGY BONE
on his THRONE
on his THRONE
HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING CAT

NOT A DOG 
NOT A DOG
HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING CAT
NOT A DOG
NOT A DOG
HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING CAT

HE DOESNT GO TO SCHOOL, HES A MOTHERFUCKING CAT
HE DOESNT GO TO WORK, HES A MOTHERFUCKING CAT
HE SITS AND HE CHILLS BRAH CUS THAT SHIT'S WHERE ITS AT
HE CAN'T GET EBOLA CUS THAT SHIT JUST AINT FOR CATS

ITS FOR DOGS
ITS FOR DOGS
NOT FOR MOTHERFUCKING CATS
ITS FOR DOGS
ITS FOR DOGS
NOT FOR MOTHERFUCKING CATS
HE'S THE SHIT
HE'S THE SHIT
HE'S THE SHIT
HE'S THE SHIT
HE'S THE SHIT
HE'S THE SHIT 
HE'S THE SHIT
HE'S THE SHIT