Google Sings Dancing on Doomsday (Updated)
Channel: Beardedlizzy
Date: 06/12/2022

Lyrics:

Tell me how I know the things that I know
about the city we call home.
And if you know, then it’d help to show,
how to help defend when the nukes come rainin’ down.
But for now I know this one last show
might be the time to hit it off.

So i’ll do a little spinnin’ so I don’t stop winnin’
‘till the radiation kicks up.
And when it does I’ll be fine because
I’ll at least have won once.
‘Cause there ain’t nothin’ more givin’ than a buildin’ to fission.
But hey, maybe I’ll even dance again,
if the whole thing don’t fully burn my skin.
But for now I’ll call it a courtesy if it blows over easilly.

Either way, I’ll be dancing on doomsday. Yeah.
Doomsday is today. Yeah.
It’s the best way to wait
for the bomb to eliminate only everything you’ve ever known.
It will be lost in the shockwave.

As goes with many relays,
when their systems start to degrade.
Whether it be by the forces of entropy or a sharp spike in energy.

Either way, I’ll be dancing on doomsday. Yeah.
Doomsday is today. Yeah.
It’s the best way to wait
for the bomb to eliminate only everything you’ve ever known.
It will be lost in the shockwave.

Don’t stop swiggin’.
So you don’t stop swayin’.
So you don’t stop spinnin’.
So you don’t stop winnin’.

Tap to the rhythm.
A vile premonition.
As part of my decision,
to make it my mission
to end by nuclear fission.

The world’s on fire.
And I’m quite tired.
At least I can admire
my decision to fire.

‘Cause I’ll be dancin’ on doomsday. Yeah.
Doomsday is today. Yeah.
It’s the best way to wait
for the bomb to eliminate only everything you’ve ever known.
It will be lost in the shockwave.

So strap on big boots and dance to the doom flute.

*explosion noises*