"Unworthy" From Stephen Gashler's A KRAMPUS KAROL (2022 Cast)
Channel: The Gashler Family
Date: 2023-02-26

Starring Darin Erickson as Dieter. Find upcoming performances of A KRAMPUS KAROL at http://greathall.live.

Lyrics:

WHO AM I TO DECLARE
WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY,
WHO'S BEEN NICE,
WHO IS WORHTY OF DIAMONDS
OR COAL?
 
BEHIND EVERY GAZE
IS SOME VIRTUE AND SOME VICE.
CAN I SEE THROUGH
THE DEPTHS OF THE SOUL?

WHO HERE IS WORTHY TO STAND
SPOTLESS AS JUSTICE DEMANDS?
WE ALL HAVE CORRUPTION,
WE'RE BOUND FOR DESTRUCTION,

AND NO ONE WILL PART WITH
THE POISION HE DRINKS.
BUT SINCE YOU ASK ME,
HERE'S WHAT I THINK.

LOU HAS NO CONCEPT
OF PERSONAL SPACE,
WON'T LET US ESCAPE
FROM HER OBSESSIVE EMBRACE.
 
WHETHER OR NOT
YOU WERE BORN AS A BEAUTY,
SOME OF US DON'T WANT
YOUR CANKERING COOTIES!

WHAT KIND OF BEASTLY BRAIN
TRADES A SOUL FOR A CANDY CANE?

MANUAL LABOR,
WHAT A JOKE,
ESPECIALLY ON YOU.
NO PAIN, NO GAIN,
YOU LAZY BEAR.
THINK YOUR ACTIONS THROUGH.

SO YOU DON'T LIKE GEORGE'S NOSE,
AND YOU TURN YOUR HEAD AT ROSE,
BUT WHY WEREN'T THEY 
THE ONLY ONES IN HELL?

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOUR KICKS AND HITS,
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
TO HEAR YOUR CHILDISH FITS.
WE'VE ENDURED SO LONG,
BUT YOUR HEAD IS SCREWED ON WRONG.
WE'LL TELL YOU OR WE'LL SCREAM,
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!

POOR, POOR EDNA!
POOR, POOR EDNA!
EVERYBODY ELSE
IS TO BLAME INSTEAD
OF DEALING WITH THE PROBLEMS
INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

HOARD IT ALL
FOR YOUR PERSONAL STASH.
WHO NEEDS FRIENDS
WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR CASH?

AND SANTA DOES NOTHING TO HELP
BUT LAUGHS AS WE FEND FOR OURSELVES!
THE OLD MAN'S COMPLETELY EXCUSELESS
FOR BEING ENTIRELY USELESS.

AND JUST LISTEN TO ME.
I'M NO BETTER THAN THE REST.
WE BECOME LIKE THE MONSTERS WE FEAR.
GOD HELP US, EVERY LAST ONE.
TELL ME WHAT ELSE CAN BE DONE?
I'D SAY YOU SHOULD KEEP US
AND BEAT US
AND EAT US,
BUT SOMEONE MORE NAUGHTY
THAN ANY BEFORE
IS HERE IN OUR MIDST
AND DESERVING IT MORE.