How to Change a Chicken's Diaper
Channel: John Sakars
Date: 18/02/2018

Chicken diapers keep the shit off the floor
Changing them is an easy chore
Locate the straps, undo the snaps
Pull off the diaper and dump the craps
Give it a rinse and let it dry
Grab a clean diaper from a drawer nearby
The pocket part goes over the cloaca
Work carefully so you don't make a mistaka
Put the diaper on and do up the snaps
Now you're ready to catch a new batch of craps
Chickens are fantastic
Always be kind to them
Rescue them and help them
to live pleasant lives
Chickens are fantastic
Never ever eat them
Never eat their eggs
Please be a vegan 
Animal cruelty is very scary
Even rescuing one farmed animal is a microsanctuary
Every single animal deserves to be
Happy, safe, and free for eternity
Volunteering at helping animals feels like play
Maybe you'll change a chicken's diaper too one day
Chickens are fantastic
Always be kind to them
Rescue them and help them
to live pleasant lives
Chickens are fantastic
Never ever eat them
Never eat their eggs
Please be a vegan