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Date: 2017-08-08

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HalleluYAH!

Dear FUCK YOU, BITCH!,

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By now, you KNOW you’re FUCKING LAZY!

So, we will no longer WASTE OUR TIME as:

help•o•log•ists™ - one who BIBLICALLY & SCIENTIFICALLY researches, uses & recommends THE WORLD’S MOST HELPFUL products & services™

Therefore, we have 🙏🏽 prayerfully decided not to make any more videos, reply to any comments, or do any more radio 📻 & TV interviews (so if Tony Robbins, Oprah Winfrey, the President of the United States, the Blessed Virgin Mary, or even the FUCKING Pope Himself!, contacts us, you can tell them we said:

“FUCK OFF!”

Because now, thanks 🙏🏽 to YOU, we're IGNORING ALL MESSAGES (comments, emails & even phone calls!)

You see, now we’re TOO BUSY LIVING OUR DREAMS as a VERY PRIVATE, LOVING FAMILY!

So “thank-you” 🙏🏽 for being such a LAZY PIECE of SHIT! 

Now we don't have to do ANY MORE GODDAMN WORK! 

Instead, we can focus on doing WHATEVER the FUCK we really want to! 

HalleluYAH! (Praise you I AM!)

In summary, you’ve probably heard this MOST POPULAR quote all your life, but you still have NO FUCKING IDEA who said it (because you’re too FUCKING LAZY to do a basic Google search 🔍!)

Sir Francis Bacon said, "KNOWLEDGE is POWER."

On the other hand …

“SCIENCE without RELIGION is LAME, RELIGION without SCIENCE is BLIND,” said Albert Einstein (he was kinda smart, too).

Further …

Modern-day Einstein, Elon Musk, said, 

“Once you figure out THE QUESTION, then the ANSWER is relatively EASY.”

So …

You may want to GET OFF YOUR ASS & keep:

ASKING, ANSWERING & if you’re really fucking smart, PRAYING (but you WON’T, because you AREN’T!)

THE Helpology QUESTION™
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& SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?”™

Furthermore,

"SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ask BETTER QUESTIONS & as a result, they get BETTER ANSWERS,” said DUMB-FUCK Satanist, Tony Robbins.

Further still …

Einstein fuckin said, “Live your life as if NOTHING is a MIRACLE, or EVERYTHING is a MIRACLE!”

Moreover, 

“QUESTION EVERYTHING. LEARN something,” said Euripides, history’s famous bad boy of Ancient Greek tragedy, a rebellious "upstart" who rejected many of the formal structural elements of drama during his time, & wrote an mind-boggling, 92 fucking plays!

Lastly …

St. Augustine, said …

“The TRUTH is like a LION; you DON’T have to DEFEND it. Let it LOOSE; it will DEFEND ITSELF.”

In closing,

ALWAYS freakin REMEMBER, help•o•log•y™ is the BIBLICAL & SCIENTIFIC study of the world’s MOST HELPFUL products & services™.

In conclusion …

… we humbly pray you WAKE THE FUCK UP, before it’s too late, BITCH! 😊

LOL! 😂 (… no, SERIOUSLY!) 😳

HalleluYAH! (Praise you I AM!)

"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
- King David & Queen Faith YAH Christian of the 🇵🇭Philippines
Helpology Cofounders

"Ano ang PINAKA NAKATULONG at 
PINAKA SIMPLENG PARAAN na GUMAGANA?"™

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"Kaalaman ay kapangyarihan." - Sir Francis Bacon 

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Maligayang Pasko! At isang Maligayang ... Bagong Taon! God bless. HalleluYAH! 

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Sincerely,

King David & Queen Faith YAH Christian of the 🇵🇭Philippines
Helpology Cofounders