SOTU 540: Middle Class Punk (DIY ukulele song)
Channel: JT Steam
Date: 2022-06-19

For Seasons of the Ukulele 540: PUNKS NOT DEAD
It's hard to define punk. Maybe it's three chords and the truth. Or maybe it's anti-establishment lyrics. Well, you know what'd rock British society to its core? That's right, pouring the tea *then* adding the milk. And not saying thank you. Yeah, take that, establishment!

I don't think I know how to do punk. Well, it's DIY anyway. Also please don't argue with me about how to make tea.

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[C]I've had enough of toeing the [F]line
[C]Being respectable, being on [G]time

[C]I'm fed up of playing the [F]game
[C]Gonna go off the [G]rails

Yeah I [F]won't thank the driver when
I get off the [C]bus
Dump my [F]bag on the seat even [C]when its filling [G]up
[F]When I make the tea I won't put the milk in [C]first
[F]I'll [C]be a [F]Middle [G]Class [C]Punk[G]

[C]I've had enough of doing as they [F]say
[C]You'd better stay out of my [G]way

[F]I'll chuck out cardboard in the General [C]Waste
[F]Take the last biscuit [C]off the [G]tray
[F]Share the answer to the Wordle of the [C]day
[F]I'll [C]be a [F]Middle [G]Class [C]Punk[G]

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[F]I'll squeeze the toothpaste from the top of the [C]tube
[F]Leave the seat up when I've [C]been to the [G]loo
When you [F]ask me how I'm doing, I'll tell  the [C]truth
[F]I'll [C]be a [F]Middle [G]Class [C]Punk[G]
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[F]I'll [C]be a [F]Middle [G]Class [C]Punk