"These Men Of Mine" by Diana DiCostanzo
Channel: Diana DiCostanzo
Date: 25/06/2012

My song "These Men of Mine" from my upcoming album "Matters of the Heart"
Music and Lyrics by Diana DiCostanzo
Copyright Diana DiCostanzo

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Lyrics:
Ben and Jerry, you're my new men
'Cuz all the other ones have left
You're lying with me here in bed,
We're so inseparable we should be wed.
But you're just a dessert, can't fix all this hurt.
Get me out of this funk, New York Super Fudge Chunk.

I'd rather have ice cream, 
I'd rather have sweets,
Than your sweet nothings
'Cuz those won't cheat.

Johnny Walker, you're my new friend,
All those magical nights we've spent,
Getting tipsy under the stars,
Keeping me company at bars.
But you've gotten me trashed, boy that was fast,
You seemed so aloof, but you're 80 proof.

Well I'd rather have liquor, 
I'd rather have beer,
'Cuz though you're quicker,
They're the ones who are here.

So it's just me, Jack and Johnny,
Eating ice cream, getting sloppy,
But Jameson will tuck me in,
Just as Conan O'Brien begins,
Though tomorrow I'll wake with a headache,
You can sure bet I'll have no regrets.

Yes, I'd rather have a hangover,
I'd rather be sick,
Than sick and tired,
Of you and your di...mwittedness 

But Ben and Jerry you won't last forever,
Mmmm, something clever,
And pretty soon the bottle is done, 
Talk shows are basically over by one
And I'm left all alone though I guess I've always known
That these men of mine, would leave me sometime

Well, I'd rather have no one,
I'd rather be free,
Than getting drunk with Johnny,
Definitely not laughing at Leno,
And if you haven't gotten the hint not dating you again,
And getting fat from ice cream.