Clorantine Radio Spot
Channel: Violette Boys
Date: 24/04/2020

You're a busy, social person who won't let a worldwide pandemic slow you down. You've got beaches calling your name, you go to Whole Foods twice a day, and who has time for social distancing while protesting an overly restrictive lockdown order?

But let me tell you something, the judgmental stares of essential workers putting their lives on the line for your convenience and safety sure can bring a fellow down, right? 

If you're like me, that's when you reach for Clorantine. That's right, the refreshing, soothing aroma of pure chloroform in every drop. Just apply directly to your cloth mask, handkerchief, or sniff it right out of the bottle, preferably before walking out the door of your home. 

Clorantine: It'll knock you the f*ck out.

Written by Kelly Taylor
Read and Recorded by Vi