Ice, Ice Bucket
Channel: Train46Comm
Date: 2014-08-23

Are you doing the Ice Bucket Challenge wrong? Find out with my original rap. Dedicated to my friend Kristen, whose brother died from ALS. Audio is a little muted - lyrics below. No copyright infringement intended.

(Ice ice bucket 2x)

Alright stop and listen to my word,
Perhaps by now you may have heard,
Of something more famous than Stonehenge,
It’s called the ice bucket challenge.
Will it ever stop? I say no.
Which will make ALS awareness grow.
I mean no offense with the following quips,
Here are some important do and don’t tips.

I will attack fast as a cat pounces,
If you try to use less than 40 ounces.
Don’t make your video take an hour,
Don’t use this as a reason not to shower.
It’s called the “ice bucket” so please,
Don’t use water more than 50 degrees.
Wolverine says, “What the heck, Bub?”
Why did Iron Man do his in a hot tub?

(Ice ice bucket 4x)

All the other charities wish they could best,
The brilliant idea for a wet T-shirt contest!
‘Fore you start shouting insults,
Have to see this is getting results.
Money you were gonna spend on bling?
Use it to end this ALS thing!
Too many videos? I kind of have a hunch,
You’re one to post what you had for lunch!

Kind of cool if you can make it look scary,
Did you see Dave Grohl spoof Carrie?
Or make one that’s Chris Pratt funny,
Just be sure to write a check and send money.
As you watch the millionth video and sigh,
Better than having one more person die.
As I pick up my bucket to make a mess,
I challenge you to fight ALS.

(Ice ice bucket 4x)

Parody by Ryan Sullivan

Ice, Ice Bucket