The People's Bard - Sleep Under The Bed
Channel: ThePeoplesBard
Date: 21/10/2016

Written for this thread on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/58p4fl/my_so_gets_upset_when_i_wake_her_up_by_flipping/d92c1d7/?context=10000

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Sleep Under The Bed
D C9 G-C9-G
The altar ain't the place to worry about cold feet.
They'll do most of their damage beneath the bed sheet.
C9 D G D
And most men are afraid of the dog house:
but sleeping with a dog is better than a spouse.
You ain't got to worry about picking sides in a fight.
Worry about the side she picks at night.
And most men lose the pillow for their head.
But my wife makes me sleep under the bed.