Champagne for My Furby - Song by Springbo
Channel: Springbo
Date: 2013-01-10

Thumbs up for a big boy pop filter for Christmas! Thanks mom and dad! Bonus points to anyone that catches the 20th Century piece that is quoted in the bridge.

If anyone wants to translate the Furbish verse, you'll be pleasantly surprised at the fact that it actually makes some sense.  Please search for me on Spotify and iTunes.  I don't want to drink Red Dog anymore.  

Here are the words:

Why won't you speak my language
My whole entire life is full of anguish
I could probably kill myself and
Nobody would care

I just tried to make her love me
And now I'm stuck a'talkin to my furby
All I have to keep me warm 
are blankets of her hair

My only friend is an anthropomorphic robot
I'm leaving my suicide note with a children's toy
Furby is more than a friend he is there when cut myself and cry
It's time to say goodbye

Goodbye to Furby, my only friend
I know that you're scared now, but I hope that you'll

Send them my final grievance
I wish that I knew how to write a cadence
My parents promise everything gets
Easier with time

But I'm not so used to waiting
Instant satisfaction is sedating
Why get off my ass
When I get Netflix on phone

My only friend is an anthropomorphic robot
I'm leaving my suicide note with a children's toy
Furby is more than a friend he is there when cut myself and cry



Goodbye to Furby, my only friend
I know that you're hungry, and I'll feed you when I'm dead

Mom and dad were getting me a birthday cake
Little did they know they'd have to plan my wake
The other kids were unaware my smile was fake
They're heading over after eating steak and shake
Cars are pulling in and there are friends to make

The first thing they see when they walk through the door
Is a furby on the table by the stairs
My body lies covered in the notes from that whore
That wasted 3 months of my life
Chemistry should have been the focus of my mind
But instead I was thinking of boobies
Now hear the words that my furby said that night 
As my parents looked on in tears

Me doh boo-noo-loo nee-way 
Me Tee oo-bah doo-moh no no boh-bay
oo-tah-toh-toh toh-toh way-loh toh-loo dah tee-loh 
me Ay-tay Ibuprofen 
Koh-koh koh-koh koh-koh Ibuprofen
Ay-koo noh-lah moo-lah moh-moh dah-noh-lah bye-way

Then I woke up from my advil overdose
I was kind of mad
Furby had fucked up my one last chance to shine
For my mom and dad
So I resorted to something that I
should have probably done before
I let my anger out

I smashed my furby
My only friend
When I asked for a new one
I got a prozac instead


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