El Fromage
Channel: Santigglet
Date: 2013-05-22

A parody of Amy Grant's lovely "El Shaddai," "El Fromage" chronicles the loss of a beloved loaf of cheese to the relentless encroachment of mold.

LYRICS (c):
El fromage, el fromage
Now all moldy, quel dommage
Palled with fur and full of rot
But 'twas not when you were bought
Then you shone a golden gleam
Wove dreams of chicken tetrazzine
But those dreams were a mirage
El fromage...

Shall I scrap? Shall I shave?
Try to save what might remain?
Is it possible inside
A little freshness may abide?
Oh no! It's moldy through and through
So it's the end for me and you!
There is nothing left to do
But say adieu.

(Lyrics: Copyright 2013)