A Very Scary Story
Channel: LIVING SOCIOLOGY
Date: 2019-12-11

First Person, Plural on CFUV-fm, Victoria, BC 
Originally aired October 31, 2002

People have stopped spending at the Palace of Consumption.  They are no longer fulfilling their "Corporate Civic Obligations" to continue consuming mindlessly even when all their needs are met.  The overlords such as The Great and Glorious Greenspan and his sidekick, Mall Security Advisor, the Wicked Witch of the Rice have been unable to cast their most evil spells over the villagers.  Even Count W-cula's designated opposition, Sandman Insane, fails to zombify the villagers.  This is the Compulsive Consumption Council's greatest nightmare. Will Frankencheney rise from the Nixon Administration and  Can Dad the Impaler save the day?  Will they have to turn to the Attorturer General of the Physical Justice Department? 

This Halloween, we tell a tale of a cast of characters and a mysterious and terrible disease plaguing the mall.  A story so horrifying that it could have been ripped from today's corporate news!!! This could be the scariest story* of all!!!!!

*This is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely incidental to our desire to be comical.  Please listen with extreme caution as contents may be painful.  Not responsible for any zombie's or other listener's lack of a sense of humour.

copyright: Carl Wilkerson and Pattie Thomas

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