News Reports in the Stitchwraith Stingers be like...
Channel: Ozone
Date: 07/07/2022

- - - Footage of an actual news channel broadcast in the Fazbear Frights universe. Just kidding, it's only a parallel, we aren't in the same continuity. UNLESS... 0-0

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Oh, and for those of you who wanted to read through all of the 'bonus' news stories without having to rewatch the video, here's all of them in order:
- Camp Etenia rated 1 star on Yelp after Bunny Call organizer overslept
- The Faz Theorists uploaded: “Ball-pits, the TRUTH behind time travel!”
- Biologists find anomaly in recent rain water, “it’s like it has bunny ears”
- Schoolgirl missing at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Kit Factory
- Gone Viral: The Extreme Chubby Bunny Challenge, is there room for one more?
- Corpse discovered beneath arcade game at Freddy’s
- Emmett Tucker proven innocent from the 30 year-old case of Mary-Jo
- Fazbear Fazcrunch officially declared the world’s least healthy cereal
- “Popular Freddy” toy released, the arch nemesis to the old “Lonely Freddy” toys
- Girl apparently “turned into trash”, according to gullible students
- Infamous “Lucky Boy” calculated to have maxed out luck stats
- ASMR streamer passed away live, experimenting with Faz-Goo
- Sui***e reported in Freddy’s Hide-and-Seek arcade game
- Statisticians alarmed that 16% of birthday cakes say the wrong name
- Pizza Playground helping major entertainment franchises by creating low-cost wooden animatronics
- Jeff’s Pizza’s owner finally speaks out: “My name is Jeff”
- Springlock pig animatronic let loose
- Isabella Avery finally stops dancing after 40 years
- New ice cream truck near The Cliffs lowers local sui***e rate by 94%
- M&M Scoop website shut down after careless theorists ring real-life pizzerias asking for “The Purple Guy”
- Partners want nostalgic Gumdrop Girls to make a return
- Blackbirds proven to help make criminals confess
- Curt Carrion released new EP titled “Pallor Mortis”
- Boy achieves Guinness World Record for most number of schools attended
- Fisherman loses an eye and an arm