"Joan" Petticoats Optional: The Best of Blaise Westling
Channel: Art Horse Entertainment
Date: 2014-03-11

"Joan" LIVE! (Lyrics below)

Blaise Westling, time traveling rock star, performs his hit song, Joan. Watch and make sure you order your copy of the album "Petticoats Optional: The Best of Blaise Westling" 

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LYRICS:

Joan.
I should have told you.
Joan.
I was scared through and through.

Cause Joany, yeah Joany.
You were a great gal.
Joany, Oh Joany,
Things weren't working out. 
They just weren't working out.

Joan.
We were different from the start,
Joan.
I'm a straight line and you're of arc.

Oh Joany, yeah Joany.
You were a great gal.
Joany, Oh Joany.
You would have freaked right out.
You would have freaked right out.

Had I told you,
That it was over.
So instead I spread those rumours
Amongst your soldiers.

That you crazy, more than a little odd.
That maybe, you thought you talked...
To God.

Joan. 
I'm not proud of what I did.
Joan.
Branding you a heretic

Cause Joany, Joany.
You were a great gal.
But Joany, Oh Joany.
It just wasn't working out.
Things weren't working out.

So instead of,
Giving us closure.
I made sure the truce between England and France,
Was over.

Sorry,
You got burned at the stake.
Part if me still feels bad about that,
To this day.

And maybe, 
you heard that later,
The Catholic Church they went and made you
A martyr.

All's well 
That ends, anyway.
Now I can say that I finally...
Bagged a saint.

Joan.
Joan.
Joan.

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CREDITS:

Music and Lyrics: Paul Watson
Performed by: Ash Catherwood
Blaise character created by: Scott Albert and Mark A. Brown
SNOOF RIders produced by: Carrie Curforth, Ash Catherwood, Scott Akbert