D Frizzle - Plays Cool #PlaySchoolRemix
Channel: D Frizzle
Date: 2020-04-14

D Frizzle - Plays Cool #PlaySchoolRemix (29/05/2016)

There's a bear in there and a chair as well, there are people with
Games and stories to tell, open wide, come inside, it’s Play School
You should wake up and see where this morning takes you
A little bit of brekkie, cartoons, and then it’s straight to
Pre-primary, now I’ve just started getting smarter
I know my ABCs and I think I can count to a hundred
I’m gunna grow up and I might be a fireman
But nah I got a big head, maybe I’ll try to be a rapper instead

Rocking out in my pyjamas with my boy Big Ted
Hand me another juice box, I ain't got no more drink left
Yeah Teddy give it up, gimme that little sippy cup
I’ll fill it up with OJ 'til I need to piddle “Yup!"
It’s recess and easily the neatest part of the morning
Reassess why I’m yawning, school’s no longer boring
Pouring chocolate milk and cookies down my pipe
Only 15 minutes left until the bell rings but for now this is the life

[CHORUS]
Oi, do you play cool?
Yeah, do you play cool?
Well people look at me and they know that I play cool
“Dude, this is D To Tha Frizzle, of course he always plays cool"
Get it? Plays cool? “Yeah they get it”, it’s Play School

Now I’m back and finger painting, kids are eating crayons near me
I’m chewing on Roll-Ups, sugar high and getting wasted on it
Gimme my monopoly money b-back (back) before I p-p-pimp-slap
You with a rolled up Hungry Caterpillar softback
Aww snap, kindy combat!
I’ll give you a break and only break your fingers if you go nibble my Kit Kat
Nick-nack paddywhack, I’m killing it on this song
Ah, let’s go back to class quick, I don’t wanna get my ass kicked

But I don’t want more vegetables, I’m sick of all this parsnip
I wanna raid the lolly bowl and crunch through all this hard shit
I want gobstoppers, candy necklaces and Nerds 
I want Bubble O'Bill, Redskins, and a Curly Wurly
It’s lunch time and my mummy packed me peanut butter crunchy-style
Sandwiches and jam, I don’t get treats until I eat my asparagus, man
They tell me “Danny gotta eat better”
But I only eat shredded up lettuce if it’s smothered with flavours

[CHORUS]

Miss, can I go home yet? I’m pissed and kinda homesick
And I’ll risk getting a slapped wrist if go and tell mum you know this
But I hate it here, I wanna play Nintendo on the couch
I know your intentions are good but you just gotta hear me out
I’m 'bout to kill Bowser, you don’t know how important it is
For little kids to learn to knock a turtle off his bridge
He’s throwing fireballs and a bunch of his minions
And on top of all of that, he’s gone and stolen my bitch

This is early days chivalry, learning to be the bigger me
You gotta protect your lady even though girls are icky, G
It’s easy see and you heard it from Frizzy D
It’s nap time and I wanna snuggle with Elmo and have a tickle-dream
As simple as is it seems, pre-primary’s hard
The best part’s going home and playing in the yard
I’ll make a new game up by myself and the next day you'll
Learn how to do it too and then we’ll both play cool

[CHORUS]

* Stems from ABC's Triple J - https://triplejunearthed.com/competition/play-school-remix
* All production / lyrics © D Frizzle - http://dfrizzle.com