JILLY'S MUSIC ROOM DEC 21 2023 jim cunkle performing "why must i be an old geezer in love"
Channel: James Cunkle
Date: 2023-12-23

JILLY'S MUSIC ROOM DEC 21 2023 jim cunkle performing "why must i be an old geezer in love" and "it came in a box" two original songs with captions.

IT CAME IN A BOX
INA BOX
IN A BOX
ISIDE A FOAMY SQUARE
WITH LITTLE TOXIC 
PLASTIC THINGS
THAT FLOATED IN THE AIR
FLOATED IN THE AIR
WE TOOK IT OUT
WE PLUGGED IT IN
THE DIRECTIONS WERE
IN MANDERINE
IT MADE A NOISE AND BEEPED AND BUZZED
THEN WENT BLANK AND FROZE
THE SCREEN WENT BLANK AND FROZE

WE TOOK IT BACK RIGHT AWAY
TO SEE WHAT COULD BE DONE
THE REPAIR COST MORE 
THAN THE STORE
JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE.
JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE

THE NEW ONE LASTED LONG
MAYBE A DAY OR SO
IT BEEPED AND BUZZED 
AND MADE SOME NOISE
THEN BEGAN TO BURN
THE PLASTIC MADE SUCH AN AUFUL SMELL
THE NEIGHBORS WERE CONCERNED
THE NEIGHBORS WERE CONCERNED

WE GOT ANOTHER MOTHER BOARD
AND WHEN WE PLUGGED IT IN
IT BEEPED AND BUZZED AND MADE SOME NOISE
AND THEN BEGAN TO SPIN
IT CHASED THE CAT AND TORE THE RUG
AND THEN RAN INTO THE WALL
THE WHOLE FAMILY IS WONDERING 
DO WE NEED THIS THING AT ALL
YES IT CAME IN A BOX
INA BOX
IN A BOX
ISIDE A FOAMY SQUARE
WITH LITTLE TOXIC 
PLASTIC THINGS
THAT I STILL FIND EVERYWHERE

YES IT BEEPED AND IT BUZZED A
AND IT MADE SOME NOISE 
IT HID AMOUNST THE CHILDRENS TOYS
IT CHASED THE CAT 
AND TORE THE RUG
THE COMPUTER FRIED
THE MOTOR DIED
THE BATTERY EXPIRED
THE PLASTIC CRACKED 
WE TOOK IT BACK
THERE’S A NEW MODEL YOU SHOULD TRY
NEW MODEL YOU SHOULD TRY
IT COST TWICE AS MUCH 
IT’S NOT IN STOCK
WERE OUT OF SUPPLY
WE DON’T DELIVER 
AND YOUR PROBABLY BETER
TO BUY THE THING ON LINE
BUY THE THING ON LINE

I ORDERED IT A MINUTE AGO
I WANT IT RIGHT AWAY
PACKED IN AS MANY BOXES AS POSSIBLE
SO I CAN THROW THEM ALL AWAY.
INSIDE A BOX……(FOREVER)……

why must i be an old geezer in love


I MET YOU AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME
BUT MY MIND IS A BLURR
I KNOW  WE GOT  IT ON
BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHO YOU WERE
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

YOU TOOK OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR
I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES
THERE WAS NOTHING UNDER THERE
THAT I COULD EVEN RECOGNIZE.
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

IN A COUPLE YEARS
WE’RE BOTH GONNA DIE
SO LET’S GET NAKED
AND GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY

YOU OFFERED ORAL SEX
SO I WHIPPED IT OUT
I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST
PLEASE TAKE YOUR FALSE TEETH OUT
EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE AN OLD GEEZER IN LOVE

YOU TOOK OFF YOUR BRA
YOUR TITS BOUNCED ON THE FLOOR
I TRIED TO GRAB MY PECKER
BUT I CAN’T REACH IT ANYMORE

YOU ARE SUCH A FLIRT
YOU HIKED UP YOUR SKIRT
THEN TOOK OFF YOUR PANTS
REVEALING YOUR INCONTINENCE

EACH NIGHT I PRAY TO THE STARS UP ABOVE
WHY MUST I BE… AN OLD GEEZERRRR… IN LOVE