We're Hunters (We Promise)
Channel: ukuleledean
Date: 22/10/2012

Here's this, uh... first song I wrote.  I can't believe Sammy made me do this.  I make such a fool of myself.

He says it'll help me release my emotions or some shit, like I have problems with THAT.

...Okay, maybe I do, but whatever.  The point is, I'm writing songs now, and recording them for you crazy people who actually wanna listen to this loser telling stories about her life-sucking career.

LYRICS:
(Verse 1)
I heard you had a problem, you've got somethin' goin' on
There's funky, weird stuff 

happenin' and it's gone on way too long
So tell me all your troubles and we'll try to sort it out
But trust us when we say there's things that you don't wanna know about

(Chorus)
Yeah there's demons and ghosts and monsters everywhere
There's angels who aren't quite as nice as they'd normally like to share
But with some salt and a shotgun you can even out the odds
And that's why we're prepared to take out all those effin' S.O.B.s.

(Verse 2)
I know we may sound crazy but we're tellin' you the truth
It doesn't happen often, but we're tryin' to help you
To understand why we barged in here, armed up to the teeth
We're not robbers, we're hunters, we've gotten enough grief

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Yeah, we're demon-huntin', ghost-confrontin' guys with mental issues
From all the trauma, but we're gonna keep on fightin'
'Till the end
Yeah, 'till the end.

(Chorus)

Oh yeah, that's why we're prepared to take out all those effin' sons o' bitches.