more Best of 2023 @COCNC - Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee Gillis Oakerson Meyers Cannon Sagalow
Channel: Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee
Date: 14/01/2024

trying to be present while talking about the past, welcome to the future!

This is show # 25b of Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee.  your favorite comedians opening oldschool non-sport collectible trading cards, along with some comedians you dont know. Comedians Opening Cards No Coffee. @COCNC

00:00 - 00:02 Shane Gillis; the best
00:03 - 00:04 Raanan Hershberg; well daves great
00:05 - 00:20 Cannon & Sagalow; we bored the black guys
00:21 - 00:30 Will Sylvince; there are no black cards
00:31 - 00:44 Aaron Berg; kojak used to arrest them
00:45 - 01:15 Godfrey; guess who was on kojak slyvester stallone
01:16 -01:15 Kyle Dunnigan; rocky 2 gum
01:26 - 01:51 Cannon & Sagalow; pink on the inside and brown around the ridges
01:52 - 02:03 Mo Doukhi; many people thought this was pussy
02:04 - 02:42 Gastor Almonte & Tony Dabas; syphilis the remix
02:43 - 04:10 Cannon & Sagalow; nicely done
04:11 - 04:13 Michael Roland; i love you mike cannon
04:14 - 04:30 Cannon & Sagalow; not alot of women say that to this guy
04:31 - 04:42 Shane Gillis; wait maybe this was already open
04:43 - 04:44 Dave Attell; i need to be alone for a minute
04:45 - 04:55 very strong woman
04:56 - 05:14 Janeane Garofalo; there is a joke in a word bubble
05:15 - 05:17 Matt Ruby; so we have different scenes from the show alf
05:18 - 05:25 Sean Patton; there it is buddy
05:26 - 05:55 Josh Adam Meyers; i cried so hard
05:56 - 06:13 Matt Ruby; and thats when he started doing drugs
06:14 - 06:18 Shane Gillis; its burt kreischer, yeah
06:19 - 06:21 Sherod Small; let me get my weed out of the way
06:22 - 06:40 Nate Bargatze; note: background w Ari Shaffir & Dan Soder
06:41 - 06:53 Ari Shaffir & Adrienne Iapalucci; smoking, what is that
06:54 - 07:01 Robert Kelly; they heard porn and sh-t and they had to go
Note: Robert Kelly says porn in one clip and literaly the next day, he is shown with porn in his hands in the next clip!!
07:02 - 07:14 Legion of Skanks Halloween 2023; i remember south pole santa
07:15 - 07:39 Crack Head Barney as N-word Santa; whats the skanks
07:40 - 07:58 Big Jay Oakerson & Josh Adam Meyers & Crank Head Barney; come on
07:59 - 08:10 Big Jay Oakerson; dog belly special
08:11 - 08:25 Ian Fidance & Raanan Hershberg; jokes from the underground special
08:26 - 08:47 Matt Ruby; substance special
08:48 - 08:59 Cannon & Sagalow; the answer is always yes
09:00 - 09:02 Simeon Goodson; like i am wild happy for this
09:03 - 09:31 outro from #samplesizeband; comedians opening cards no coffee
09:32 - 09:35 Rick Glassman; we are going to want to trim this part out
09:36 - 10:08 Nico D'Elisa; i think he is dead

such a big shout out to all these cats who have done the show!! Gastor Almonte, Dave Attell, Oscar Aydin, Nate Bargatze, Aaron Berg, Lola Broward, Mike Cannon, Steve Corning, Tony Dabas, Owen Damen, Angel Diaz, Nico D'Elisa, Joe DeRosa, Sasha Didkousky, Mo Doukhi, Kyle Dunnigan, Ian Fidance, Janeane Garofalo, Shane Gillis, Rick Glassman, Godfrey, Simeon Goodson, Michael Green, Mary Stewart Harmon, Raanan Hershberg, , Adrienne Iapalucci, Jordan Jensen, Josh Johnson, Robert Kelly, Bob LeBlanc, Joe List, Al Lubel, James Mattern, Sam Morril, Josh Adam Meyers, Will Noonan, Mark Normand, Big Jay Oakerson, Sandi Omanovic, Max Palmer, Sean Patton, Clarie Pellegrino, Baily Pope, Jeremy Rayburn, Michael Rowland, Matt Ruby, Brendan Sagalow, Ari Shaffir, Levi Silverstein, Sherod Small, Will Sylvince, Mike Vecchione & Jeremiah Watkins.