Pound Shop Employee Mr B
Channel: James Kearnie Beaton
Date: 19/04/2013

All Rights Reserved 2013 James Kearnie Beaton 

Working in a pound Shop Act One

Written, Directed and Starring JKB

1st day on the job for employee Mr B. 

On a government programme

For No Pay

He is fortunate as today is a sunny day

Otherwise it's two pounds into town 

Two pounds to get home

He is living on three chickens a month

One chicken is 7 meals he say

Plate of home made soup each night of the week

Three Weeks

Last week it's dog time

Come back and film the maker one day

when I get my monthly pay

I get by on tax credits

and this is about all of us really I say

check my pound shop employee..look carefully..he maybe on a government programme but he's junked up..all these folks on the bru have coke habits..look at the rustle when he comes downstairs and the behaviour..he plays the specs and as a documentation all reveals when he sniffs..that's not a cold mate!