The Tale of Fragillon's Keep
Channel: pughsli13
Date: 2023-09-01

A silly song made as a first narrative telephone attempt for our DnD group during Covid lockdown 1:

'pon Wranglers Hill sat a castle so bleak
None dare set foot on this cursed peak
Cover your ears should you be weak or meek
For this is the tale of Fragillon's Keep

Thick were her walls, and her foundations deep 
With one hundred acres, and ten thousand black sheep
Yet midday should come and you'd hear not a peep
For none dare set foot within Fragillon's keep
 
But brave young Jebediah, for adventure did seek
To peer through the bricks for a glimpse and a peek
Of the sullen facade of Fragillon's Keep
And of what he done saw he never did speak
  
Of stale blood, vomit, rotten flesh it did reek
Yet within this nightmare he did stay for a week
His nostrils did burn and his eyes surely weep
But worse was to come when he should fall asleep

Pursued by a spectral wolf-man who leaped
Upon Jebediah, who was trying to sneak
Clawed in the face, he awoke with a bleat
From his newly adorned black ravens beak

To the door he did run, though when he looked at his feet
Four new black hooves to his eyes they did greet
And the rest of the flock Jebediah did meet
All had been wrangled by Fragillon's Keep

And if this true tale you think I did cheat
I beg you, look upon the name of the tavern in which you seat