The American herald of liberty — Exeter, N.H., 1795-06-18 00:00:00, page 4

Foet’s Corner.
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PUT to the door, the fchodft begun *
i>t«nd in your places every cue
Attend , - ?
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Read in the bible ; Celt the pia^e ; ,
- Jab twentieth and tbe (ewnternlh vtrfei
Caleb begin. And—-re—-fhali— fuck —
Sir - M^fes got a fin amtfuck ——
Silence—stop C?lcb« M-mks f here I
Wha^a this ccmslsiat ? I didn't fir— —
Ho'd up your hand ; what is’t a pin
O dear I nvon> ds fa Again,
Rad on. 7A. inorfafe of bis IM^rfe,
Hoki : H, O. U, i», E, fpdh houk.
Sir, what’s t is nvcrd ? far 1 can't tell it-
Can’t you ind»cci ? Why /pell i. Sfall it.
Begtn yourfelt, 1 lay. Who I f
Yes, try. Sure y(>u can fffclMt. Try.
Go, take your feats in primers, go.
You flunk abufeXhe bible so.
Will sou pray fir mailer rntnd my pen ?
Say mailer, that s enough. Here Bea.
Ie this your copy ? Can’t you tel! ? •
Set all vour letters parallel.
I've done my fam 'tis jufl a groat'.
Let’s fee h ? majlcr snay Igo out ?
Yea; bring fomewood in-' What’s that noise?
It it n’t I fir, 'tis tbtffi hoys, ■—
Come Billy, read—- What’s that ? That's A,
Sir, Jim has fnatctft my role away —
R; turn it James; here rule with chir* »'■
BUly read on- — 1 - > That's ceooiedS.
R.ead in the IpeKing boc-k——Begin ;
The boys ere out Then call them in.
My refe hie ds, mayn't I get fame ice.
Arid bold it in oxy breeches ? Yes.
John keep you; lea . My fam is more.
Then don’t again, divide by tour,
B 1 twelve and twenty" • — Mind the rule.
Now fpc»k Manaflkb, and ipell toul.
1 can t WeiF try—7, W, L.
N ;t walh your h^nds yet boey, ba ?
You had your orders yefkrdav ;
Give me he ier’ia, hold your hand,
Oli ! Ob ! There, mind my next command,
Toe grammars read. Tdl me where the
[place i»
C, founds like K in cat ann cases.
My bok is torn - The u<xt. Here no,'.—-^
E fin J makes it long—fay note.
Wust are lio os and m rk» Sulannah ?
Small faints /r—And how many Hannah ?
Four fir, How many Geo g« ? you look.
Here's more than fifty in my book. ,
How’s chili Jtid come asm? Wb? Ive
Sheen -
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.Who knock' i / don't know ^ir— Come in.
fa Your most obedient, fir 1” And yours.
Sit down fir; S m put to the doors.
Waat do you bring to tell tha/s bew ;
*’« Nothing, th*’t either Grange or true.
* What a prodigious school I’m lure
«< You’ve got a hundred here, or more.
A word Gy ii you pTeaft.* I will ;
You girl 4 til! I come tn, be wall
* Come, we can dance to tight ; <6 ysu
J Dr mils your-brata-djflr^ing crew,
•• And come, for all the girls are s her®«
tt have a fiddle, and a plaPr.’
SVc!l mind and have the sleigh Bells sent,
I'll fooii'dhm.fs my regiment.
T»i'encc ! ibed'eco^d cists’ mull read . . \
qi’j'ck as poili le*- — —-proceed^
Not iound you. boclt yet ? Sthrd, be fix d
The next read, flop—’he next —the next. |
You n eed rot read ag«in, ’tis well.
Come Tom and Dick choose sides to fpelh
■. Will ibts word do ? Tom iped dunce.
Sit fiiil there all ye litclt* ones. ■
-} die got a word 'tM, name it. Gizxara.
You spell it Sampfor'—— G, IZ.
-■Spell conscience, Jacky • O, fa.
S H.U,N>T,S. Well done ’
Put out the next word— Mine is folks.
Tirafpelli' -F, HfO, UX.
O Chucking ! have you all try’d i Fo,
Say but no jwttey, go—
Lay by yo«ir''fac'j<B—— and you Josiah,
Help Jed to ma^ the morning fie.
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Inas a Philadelphia Paper.
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■An OD D C IRCUMST MC E.
■ r front trijlirrg ill‘t -u-but mijtbtrf may ar jc
Y TAPPENING, the other
LT <tay, tojcall on a par
ticular friend of mine, who,
just at that inftanr, was gone
‘ to market, to buy fbmething
. for dinner, I waited until his
return, which Was very soon,
with tome mutton chops in
Ris hand. From what follow
ed, I found that mutton ch»f>s
were not the wife’s favourite.
A trifling dispute arose about
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f » t A • Y < * ■* ' , < - ’ , > f
the kgslilf of bis buying mut
,ton chops. He insisted on
^his right to do what he pleal*-
kd in that refpe&: She as
pbfitivgly infiftcH on the con
trary. However, during the
dispute of each other’s right,
,the.mutton chops being put
on a plate, a little child hap
pening to be fingering them,
by accident, down drops plate
and mutton chops on the Tan
dy floor ; a favourite cat (as
I found) being very attentive
to the provision, made free
with the meat and ran down
flairs vvith it; my friend in
great haste fpllpwed the cat;
and in running down, made
an unlucky flip, of about {ev
en or eight steps, broke his
shins, and frightened the cat
out of the door ; just at that
.instant, a large dog palled by,
and seized cat and mutton
chops ; by this time my friend
recovered himfelf, and imme
diately fat out after the dog,
to recover poor Tibby ; For,
alas! the mutton chops were
no more. The dog happen
ing to have more speed thaij
my friend, gained ground a
pace ; at last, my friend had
recourie to a stone, and with
a furious throw, he miffed the
dog and it went through the
doors of a public house ; the
landlord immediately came
out, seized my friend by the
collar, and inufted upon resti
tution, which my friend com
plied with. „ ,
He then returned home,
fans mutton chops, fans poor
Tibby, fourteen pence for the
window, and a broken shin——
(dear marketing I thought.)
However, my friend and his
wife’returned their ufttal good
humour ; she applied vinegar
to the wound $ we all fat down
together to partake of what
we could find in the house,
had a hearty laugh, and were
happy that nothing worse at
tended this odd circumstance.
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ANECDOTES.
A IVarm Mijlake, i
ONE of their reverences
^who was famed for vocifera
tion, rather than a fair dilpaly
of argument—one day when
the fpirit,perhaps,flowed from
a bumper instead of ini pi ra
tion, ended his firmon in the
following add refs and pious
[with— you Theiles, Liars,
Backbiters and Robbers, uh- ;
less you turn from yonr ways,
tke torments of h—ll will be^
your portion—which God of
his infinite mercy grant may
be the hap^ lot us all, thfo’i
infinite grace? ^men < 4
''fbtotyical Barber.
A PERIWIG MAKER, in
the city of ’ London, tp atrra€t
custom, had painted on his sign,
the full length picture of Abfalom,
suspended on the branches of a
tree, by the Kab pf his bea.wAl
underneath) inlcfibed the follow- I
ing origin a f conimerit ary on the J
lamencauon of David, J
Ob, Abfalom ! pb, Abfalom-1 lay fany, my |
Had you bat worts a periwig, : you id ntver I
been undine.r I
From the New Jersey Journal.
A PATHEi IC and anima cd
addrels co rhe inhabitants of the J
Welterh Country has appeared in
the fi tiburg papers. It is the
produ&ion of James Stewart, a
perlon confined in the New-Goal
of Philadelphia as a fomenter of I
of the infurttdion, which the pa
trioufm of our citizens has lately :
quelkd. ThisraddYds was writ
ten upon hearing a report that the
feeds of rebellion were once more
I own in the we^ern counties. AK
ter some very able remarks on the
difpl ry of power and generofuy
’ which the United States have joft
made he proceeds thus :
“ Pi&ure to yourfdves, my fel
low citizens the inevitable confer
quences of another in furred ion,
and you will behold nothing bur
deft rod ton for you, your wives
and chhldreo : your country laid -
w 4te by the molt dreadful species
of war, civil war. And what wid
you hope from government ? You
cannot exped another amnesty to
be offered you : No —he hand
from which you have-already re
ceived pardon will not again be
extended unlcfs to punfh. Awake!
Take warning and avert the dire
dieds attendant on another infor
redion. Remember your oath of
November last ; remember the fi
cied obligations it lays you under
to support the laws of the United
States, and not to oppufe them
tout in a conftitutionai m&d*
ner. • This ••©ath yOu swore
in tHe prvfrnre of Afmighiv God,
the ruler of nations j if you
by ano her infurredi in, violaie -t,
you will drawdown rhe vengeance
of Flea ven, *in aid ot government,
on you. and your devoted country.
Therefore, I beseech you before it
is too late? fake a friend’s advice
fubmh to the laws of the’ union,
the laws you h<ve enaded by
your reprefenratives, and again el
rathlh peace in your unhappy land:
This is the earned wilh of one who
was once an inhabitant of that
country} bar now in confinement,
tar from home, “deprived of the
endearing ccnverEtion of fond
wife, and tKe innocent'prattle of
three children, and compdkd to
hear, each morning and evening,
the jarringJound of iron gaies,and
the tinkling found ot. a bunch of
MVs. 7\ ." " " \
’ ’ \ % ■ JAMES *STEWART.
Fh'iladehhia^ l^hrcb
>6^> ‘795- ' ... , L
‘Vf -RIGHTS of ^TIONS/-
Gregoire has pre It n ted io the
National Conv>nuoi4 of Trance, a
nbkt of the Rights df Narons.
It is a Econc production ;
and in ? the -molt forcible manner
denounces the imc ference of one
nation in I the afhiiW ano’hei !
The fglowif^ is an account of the Subfidi&ry
Treaties entered info by Great Britain,
dur inf the prefaut nvar. f ' \
WIT A the Landgfbre H/ffs C 01,
for 8000 meo, infantry and cavalry : ihe
< levy inciney, is 80 erwnst Bancq f<w each
hcriemajr. and 30 for every fooc loldier.
The fußfidy is'22 S’oo c?dwns per anrboi.
< dy a second treaty with the Landgrnve,
another corpse of 4000 men are engaged on
the fame terms, which make the subsidy
3337*50° crowns.
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With the Margrave of Baden a corps of
troop*, including 754 men, are taken into
tbe Britilh fcrvice upon the fame ttrmi.
.With the Landgrave of Hesse O ^rmfiadt,
a corps of 5000 men are ergaged on the .
fame terms.
With tbe King of Sardinia, granting him
200 boo fteaHng annually during the war.
With the King ol Prussia: England and
| Holland are to psy him 52000 lUri. per
month, for the use of hit army : to pay him
200 cool, to enable him to complete the
army : to pay him 100.000 for the expence
of tie reurnof the army into Prussia again,
at the end of rhe war : to pay him I’. tss.
per man, for bread and forage, which a»
mounts in nine months t° nine hundred
and ninety eight thousand, four huodicd
pounds. ’ ...o
N. B. The fom a&uaily paid by Eng
land, ir* this last treaty amounted to in nint
mou.ns io one million two hundred thou
: lan3 pounds. •
From aftatement of the Secretcry at War
; it appears, that Great Britain win have in
her pay the eoiuing 4 campaign,222 ) 6<&
men, of which the military expencc will
be 6.652 745!. sterling. ,
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FOR SALE.
By Jbfeph D. Leavitt,
JMB———Mi '■■■lM
At t’uir Store, near Esquire
Clark’s, N^rlbwocd,
: A general assortment of
• EngHJb Summer
GOODS,
Suitable for 'the Country life;
CONSISTING of Chintzes of
various quabties & figures—
I Linens of different prices—Modes
I and Saufnets—■Fuftians& Jeans—
feverat pieces, of Broad Cloth—
Fhickfets’& Fancy Cords—Shal
h toons, Tannmcs end Durant*— r
L Men’s & Yemen’s Stuyki-gs and
; Gloves—Women’s Slices—Men’s
fuif and felt Hats—Bandanna,
I black Siik, and pocket. Handkei*
| chiefs—■♦ Shawls ot different sizes &
figurxs-r-Trimmings of almost all
kinds that js warned n> the Coun
try—and’ many other articles not
rneritiooed 10 this adverdfement.
Asa, Window Giafs 7 by 9—
Hard’and Crcrkery Ware—
H r efd s lUdia Gbcds^
Boh da Tv a of sn excellent quali
-o*-Borne Books and Stationary,
Sec. &c. . ' ■,■ . ■ ■
The above articles will be fold
on as moderate terms as can be de
sired for Money, or exchanged’for
almoft’any kind ot Country Pro
duce, Lumber or tow Cloth.
N. B. Conflant attendance will
be given; and even the fnalleft
favors will be cordially accepted,
and greatfully acknowledged.
fforthwood, June 6, 1795.
WANTED?
AN.honeft, aftive LAD about
j 4 or i { s years sot age as an
appirrntice Lt ihe Clock Making
.bufmtfs. Enquire of
Benj. Clark. Gilman, #
Efeteif May 8,1795. "
BUTTER.
. * £>
CASH or FLAX, given for^
good Butitr, at the (hop of .
Thomas Odiorne. ’
Exeter, June I^s. .
RAGS.
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ASH, Writing-Paper, or
Books given for clean
cotton and linen RAGS at
this Office.
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