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the town, who with the fame
quantity of hay, keeps so nu
merous a stock. But though
he seldom fells or kills a beef
or a mutton, he only just
keeps his number good. His
sheep flied half their wool be
fore Clearing time ; his cattle
arrive not to their growth,
until they are five or fix years
oh!, and then they are but
dwarfs ; and his yard, every
spring, is the rendezvous
of all the neighbouring
crows ; and all because he is
too laving of his hay. If he
can make his creatures live
through the winter, he thinks
he does well. His obieß is
to keep a large stock on a lit
_ tie hay.
If he buys a breeding mare,
what he principally legards,
is a low price. He does not
consider, that alow priced a
nimal will eat as much as a
ny other ; and that her foals
are not of half the value. His
buildings fall into ruins, be
cause he dreads the expense
of repairing, and the very
timbers are rotting while he
tries to make the old covering
jaft as long as possible. Ra
ther than Be at the expense of
convenient implements fcr his
The ECONOMIST—No. 5.
THE Economic recom
mends saving as the
way to mike gain. But he
will be aiked, whether a
nan's gains are always in pro
portion to his savings. Cer
tainly they are not so; unless
he . saves with diicretion.
There is an extreme in laving,
as well as in (pending.. The
former may be as inconsistent
with thriving, as the latter.
" There is that withhofdoth
more than is meet; but it
tendeth to poverty." Parcus
is a husbandman. His father,
twenty years ago, left him in
possession of a good farm,
which he has industriously
occupied ever since; but he
has made no progress: He has
only just kept his ground ;
and the only difficulty is he
is afraid of every thing that
looks like expense. He car
ries all his sayings to an ex
tre me.
If he buys a coat, he aims
at the cheapest cloth in the
mop, aid thus always gets
the poorest. The trimming,
the taylor's bill, and the time
spent in g<fng a half a dozen
times to the taylor, before the
coat is finifhed, are about the
fame, as if he bought a good,
substantial coat ; but it does
not half the service.
From the Hampshire Chronicle.
There is not a farmer in
Horrible inflnice of revengeful
jealousy.
THE marchioness of Af
torgas, who lived in
the timeof Charles the Second,
King of Spain, IrJpeacd the
fidelity of her husband.—Ha
ving difeovered that he had
engaged in an amour with a
younglady, distinguished al
most beyond the rest of her
sex by the graces of her person
and the beauties of her counte
nance, Ihe flew at once to this
unfortunate objea of her re
sentment, murdered her, tore
out her heart, &then, return
ing home,had it lerved up a
mongst the dishes at the table
of her husband. When he
had eaten ofit, she asked him
whether the difli which she
had purposely prepared for
him, proved agreeable to his
palate. He answered, that
he had found it delicious.—
"At this," laid Ihe, " I am not
surprised • ,for it is the heart
of the woman whom you so
much adored." —Scarcely had
she uttered these words, when
taking from a cabinet the
bloody head of this devoted
victim of her jealousy, Die
sword, said we had no thing
in America like Yi.jame's-
Park. —"O yes', said the Yan
kee; " we have as fine a com
mon; dnd as elegant a mail,
in Boson, as any, you can
boast of here, I'll assure you."
"Well"—aiked the other is
the country thickly inhabited,
and have you good roads, &c."
" Yes" " Well what road do
you call the beft"—" Why"
returned the! American, " we
esteem the road leading from
Saratoga, the best in ^??ri
ca"—Further the inquirer
did not ask.
husbandry, he depends on
borrowing ; And the time loft
for want of them, and ipent
in borrowing and returning,
every year amounts to five
times their value. Thus Par
cus carries on his business,
and with great ihduftiy on
a good farm, bejuft supports
a moderate family ; while
several of his neighbours, on
farms no better, and with
lets labour, are growing rich,
only by dijeretien in laving,
and judgment in spending.
Original and Extracted.
IN general the people in
England, think very fa
vourable of America— but
puppies abound in every coun
try. A Bostonian, not long
since, meeting ata Coffee bozfe
in London, one of the above
description in the military
line, the cohverfation turned
on America. —The ion of the
THE mon?, ipent—:\if,irit3 exhauf
ted=the sources of entertain
ment —ail thick seriously of returning
ho#?e—the old tb#c-h,rQ tired—and
your company meui ; what then actuate
you to remain ?—You cannot fh<^ away,
fair Ladies, for the Muhins are ruffled,
..nd the Gauze are yellow. The Backs
buckles need brushing —their teeth need
cleaning, and their stock of " civil
things, " it exhausted; and fomeof rhem,
perhaps,are adorned ^ith on e,e, 3cel
led nose, or a bruised feature ; which,
though charming in theofelves, are not
much admired by the LAD ES. A.
great proof of their went of talle, cer
tainly.
v PHILLIS apd CATO, having fuck
ed in all the sweets of black enjoyment,
are disposed to leave the beautiful fcrag^
ingof a blind fiddler, and reel dancing,
to seize the more Jabftaserial felicities of
beef steak frying, and fable (leering. ——
The rußid Belles and Plough-boy
IBeaus, remember, hay won't gather it
felf into barns, nor corn thrive with
out being ; 'hat " Blackberry and the
-colt," are wanted by father, who will be
as mad as a far,ent, if Tiaeotb, flays a
bout frolicking. All ranks and degrees
therefore find an irresistible cail to make
the best of their way home again ; ard
the Seat of Science, is deferred by the
chWren of dissipation. They return
each to a father's mansion, or to tie
(hade of their own fig tree, to repose
under the vine of happineG and love ;
to gratify the lisping infant with a fend
embrace ; to gladden the heart of a Lt
lo.ved wife, who sympathizing in the
joy, bangs on the recital of the mirthful
story ;or, to seize on the united plea
fores of social comfort, happiness and
peace.
: Co , 1 defy your writer to produce twen-
Itylty inParecs of persons who having beerr
:hotell, induftiious and frugal, since the
iyear 1775, have become opulent in any
: of the American States. No, Sir, the
; only infallible way to wealth in dur
country, is to be neither honest nor in
/flti^f. Os this the late sodden fob-
i rolled it along the table at
:which her husband and several
of his friends were fitting.
'Availing herfelf of the firft
Imoments in which they re
-Imained motionlels and aston
ished at the horror of the
fcene,the marchioness instant
ly disappeared, took refuge
t in a convent, and there be
coming alunatic, expired un
;der an agony of mind too
(hocking to admit of a def
, tription.
IN yo^r paper of yefteroay a writer
under the signature of C, fry? that
" nonefty, Industry and Economy are
the surest source of public and private
tyulence." This affection may be true in
European countries, bat not foin Araeri-
The FAG END of Commencement,
deigning men, and they were acquired
•without labour, by the men who now
hold them. Whit benefty or indutir,
ever produced half a million dollar, in
seven ye,us ? What honest, or induHr,
ever proceed to Britilh riders—A niter
dim Jews, American tories, and (pecu
lating Lawyer#, Doctors and Parsons,
from fifteen hundred, to tew thousand
pounds a ,*ar, since the year 1783 ? No,
no, Mr. C. you are certain!, mistaken ;
depend upon it there are but very few
hoaeft and iadaftrious men in our coun
try, who have not ruined themfelvcs by
their honesty and industry.
pic frofs. The ferns fubferibed belong
chi^flr to the late American army who
were cajoled out of them by the arts of
[The follming i s net given as a fecimen
fcriptons to the national bank art am-
SQUARE TOES.
Philip Bia fol, 13, 1791
MR. BACHE,
0, Philadelphian aiufa]
guilty of such crimes. When this white
fawage saw no wav of effecting his es
cape, he feigned iimfelf insane, and,
under the character of a maniack,is now
on his way to the Mad-hjoufe, at Wil.
I liamfurg —when my informant left Ken
ttech,, Gen. Scott was preparing foe
{a o her expedition."
A letter from Berkel, County, Virginia;
mentions that Gen. Scctt brought in
with him, a certain Zbraham Wijeman,
who confeffes he cecoyed oa Chore serial
people, amchg whom was a Mr. May>
on their passage down the river Ohie.
who fell into the hands of the sa vages.
PHILADELPHIA, JULY 10.
By the arrival of the brig Peter.
Cape. Brooks, at New-York,in 55 days
from London, newspapers are received
to the 16th of May— They inform—
That the Ruffians under the eemmand of
Prince Gallitzin have defeated a bod,
of 8000 Turks on the bank of the Dan
be, killing three thousand end taking
as many more prifoncra—While thia
with all their effects. He has often been
non.
The Turks are said to have loft two
thoefand men, and federal German of-
ficers.
THE present crop of wheat is new
all cut down and either hoofed
or Lacked ; end the farmers pronounce
it to he the largest and best crop that
this State ever produced.
fan Samfundze, a pacha of two nails,
who is chief favorite of the present grand
vizier, and ufo had been sent thither to
regulate the ^ar departments ; also, I
brahim Ben Eafha, sixty officers, and z
number of privates, with nice brass can-
Warsaw APRIL 20.'
An EliTecta frem J^hy, arrived 'ere
on the eU#cnth,rth raws that the Ruf
fian rince Galizin, had crossed the Da-'
nubs, be'ow Ifsccia, with four thousand
men, and attacked and defeated a corps
of Terks posted along the river.
Two day, after which, he conquered
the city of Macklhin, and made prifon
cr the Turkidt commaadent thereof,
who is a pacha of three nails—and Has-
It is remarkable ts at with the late Dr.
Price originated the plan now in adop
tion for reducing ;he national debt—-
perhaps tie only one in which the fen
timenfs of the adminrtratipn and him
feif were united ; —it is fervently will
ed that there may always be that clear
enderftaeding and genuine integrity, in
the ruling powers to ether with that
anxiety for preferring the blessings of
peace, which Ihall enable them to carry
this great design into full effe& !—
France, in all her cenfrfien pays off her
debt faker than when fre was laid to be
in tr & nqulit, and picfperity ; what
difintereked crurfclkrs foe rcuft have
h?d at that time !
WEDNESDAY Rear-Admiral Cos
by hvifted his flag at Spithead,
on board the Impregnable, of 98 guns.
Sir Tnomas Byard, Commander.,.
It was reported that the Prince of
Wales was very dangerously ill—The
Duke of York, alias the Bilbop of Uz
naburg, the King of England's feet nd
son, was gone to Prussia, where he had
accepted a command in the army: but
" a greater than be, viz. Mr. Paine,
author of " common Senfr," and Right#
of Mah," mas gone to France.
Wchcar from Plymouth that they have
but one ship, the Cambrige, remaining
there as the receiving fhjp ; and that
more than fix thousand men ate yet,wan
ted to man the fleet at Spithead.
To what causes do medical gentlemen
ascribe -he increarng lumber of paraly
tick cafo and of lunaticks and filicides ?
The fatt, it is to ea feared, is indifpu
tabe, ard the Scarce of these alarming
evils requires a very Serious investiga
tion.
Are we to afmfutl them to the ge
neral use cf tea, uine or fpiris, or to
those feccutary plealurea which are now
substituted in the room of atlive ones ?
Columbian Intelligence.
BALTIMORE, JULY 12.'
RICHMOND, JULY 8.
LONDON,. MAY 20,
Foreign Advices.