The Mirrour — Concord, N.H., 1795-02-06 00:00:00, page 4

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Tbe Parnaffan Field.
From the Original Sebaion of American Poems.
The Country School.
PUT to the door, the school's begun, ;
Stand in your places every one ;
, Attend— : —
# # # # ## # #
Read in the bible ; tell the place ;
"Job twentieth andibaf&venteentb verso;
Caleb begin. And—ht—JbAl—iuck — ,
Sir—Moses got a pin and fork— ;
Silence—stop Caleb ; Moses! here !
What's this complaint ? I didn't fir '
Hold up your hand; what is't, a pin ?,
0 dear, I won't do so again. ''
Read on. The increase of bis b-bhorfe,
Hold t H, O, U, S, E, fells house.
Sir, that's this word ?-for I can't tell.it.
Can't you indeed ? Why fpellit. Spdlit.
Begin yourfelf,J fay. Whol ?
Yes^try. Sure you cari fpeli it. Tr,?
Go, take your feats in primers, go,
You /han't abuse the bible so.
Will prayfir master mender; pen ?
Say master, that's enough. Here Ben,"
Is this your copy ? Can't you tell?;
Set all your letters parallel.
Z'w done m, fum,'tisjuft a groat ;
Let's fee it? Mafler m' Igo oat ?
Yes ; bring some wood in--What's that noise?
It is'n't I fir, 'tis them boys. -
Cpme Billy, read—What's that ? That's A.
Sir, ,im has fnateb'd my rule away
Return it James ; here rule with this
Billy read on— —That's crooked S.
~ Read in the Spelling book- Begin ;
The boys are but - Then call them in.
Mynrje bleeds, mayn't I get some ice,
And hold it in my breeches ? Yes.
John keep your feat. Myfum is more :
Then don't again, divide by four,
By twelve and twenty— —Mind the rule.
Now speak Manasseh, and spell tool.
lean's Well try T, %L.
Not wafh'd your hands yet booby, ha?
You had your orders yesterday ;
Give me the fer'la, hold your hand. ,]
Oh! Oh! There, mind my next command.
The grammans read. Tell where the place is.
C, founds like K,in'ent and cases. ,
My tok Is torn-— —The next." Here not
Efinal makes it long fay note.
What are the flops and marks Susannah?
Smallpoints fe—^And how many Hannah ?
Four so. How many George ? you look.
Here's more than fifty in my book.
How's this ? just come Sam IFTby I've been--
Who knocks? Idon't know,fir —Come in.
"Your most obedient, fir !" And yours.
Sit down tir ; Sam, put to the doors.
<What do you bring to tell that's new ;
" Nothing, that's either ftrangeor true.
" What a prodigious school ! I'm fare
" You've got a hundred here, or more.
"' A word, fir, if you please." I will ;
, <You girls, till I come in, be still.
" Come, we can dance to night; so you
" Dismiss your-brain-diftrffling crew,
" And come, for all the girls are there.
" We'll have a fiddle, and a play'r."
Well mind and have the sleigh bells sent,
I'll soon dismiss my regiment.
Silence ! the second class must read
As quick as possible -—proceed.
Not found your book yet ? Stand--be fix'd.
The next read, flop- -the next--- the next.
You need not read again, 'risw&l.
Come Tom and Dick choose fide, to spell.
Will this word do? Yes, Tom spell dunce.
Sit still there all ye little one,..
hyg^uegot a word. .Well, name ft. Gizzard.
You spell it Sampfan——-G, /, Z.
Spell conference-, Jacky. K, 0, N.
S, H, U,N,T, S. WHldbne!
1 Put out the next word Mine is folks. ;
Tin spell it P, H, 0, U,%^f
O Ihockihg! haveyou all try'd ? No.
Say master, but no matter, go—
Lay by your books-—-and you Josiah, 1
Help Jed to make the morning fire.
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ftt Miscellany.
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^^s^-\ &^^ ^tot— *^ fss^sf,%'
Complete Gentleman.'
TT E whoAddies nothing but dress, addrrfs,'
andthe graces, and who devotes his
whole time to cards ; who detests musty au
thors, and still more their musty rules. G A,
; perfect connoisseur in cosmetics and per
fumes, and a complete master ofthe cere
^moniesut toilettes and raelles. ## % s4'>
^&%|@b^^ Dferß^,&^
A fashionable appendage of rhe toilette,
^ who leafy makes his w,yfrom behind a char
iot irt@, and thrives in spite of tooth wort,
.: 4p° n bones and slumps.
Fright.,
A female, pretty or net pretty, who does
not improve her complexion by art.
Good. Fortune.
For a woman to mirry a rich
flie completely detests.
House Wife,
Amoft.coniemptab!e,infamiooableaa #
mal, being no where to be met with
farmer's or at a country parson's fire fide. I
Husband
A domestic animal, that may be ufeful,
particularly in money matters. Mi
.Hypocrisy.
A very ufefilingredient in the world.z
UA- 7'*'^’'?,,;'‘7 * , ''/'M i '^. —''7.7" "777''M —'—'
Ibe Merry Regifler.
A SAILOR, just returned from sea, went
fl topay a visit to his brother, who was a
wealthy farmer. At dinner a large Indian
pudding was placed on the Table. The good
man of the hoqfe, agreeable to the praisewor
thy custom of our forefathers, stretched out
his Grace before meat to a lengthy prayer. A
large house dog, taking advantage of the aw
ful silence of the family, rolled,the pudding
on the floor; and fell to devouring it. The
failur, feeing the pudding going overboard,
. hit the dog a great btow,with his fift, and
I laid him dead upon the floor. Ne,t time (said
be) have manners to vtoait till tbe pudding is bleft,
beforeyou beg'd < o eat.
A WELSHMAN, taking a shirt without
leave, the walher-woman difeovured him as
he was making off: " Youngman (said (he)
you'l pay for that at the last day." Faith,
madam, (said he) if you'll cruft me Jo long, Til
take a pair of dockings also!
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Laws of the United States.
Third CONGRESS tf^UNITED STATES,
AT THE SECOND SESSION,
Begun and held at tbe city of Philadelphia, in tbe
date of Pennsylvania, on Monday, the third of
November, 1794.
An Aft to amend and explain tbe twenty
second feßion of tbe " Aa eftablifb
ing tbe Judicial Courts of tbe United
States."
WHEREAS by the twenty sec
ond lesion of th@ a& entitled
"An aft to eftablith the Judicial
Courts of the United States," it iipro
fra, Ever T Joftice or Judge,
signing a citation On any writ of error,
shall take good and fufficieht security,
that the plaintiff in error (hall prose
cute his writ toefta; and answer all
damages and costs, if he fail to make
his plea good," , And whereas doubts
have arisen as to the extent of the se
curity to be required in certain cases:
Be it enabled and declared by tbe Sen
ate and House of Reprefeutatives of tbe
United States of America, in Congress
assembled, That the security to be re
quired and taken on the signing of a
citation on any writ of error, which
shall not be a fupercedeas and stay ex
ecution, shall be only to such an a
mount as, in the opinion of the Jus
tice or Judge taking the fame, shall be
Efficient to answer all such costs as,
upon an affirmance of the judgment
or decree, may be adjudged or decreed
to the respondent in error.
Approved, December iztb, 1794.
An Afl extending the privilege of frank
ing to James White, tbe delegate
from tbe territory of tbe United States
foutb of the river Ohio ; and making
provision for bis compensation.
T RE if enabled by tbe Senate
tives of tbe United States of America,
in Congress assembled, That James
White, the delegate to Congress
from the territory of the United Stales
fouth of the river Ohio, be entitled to
the privilege of fending and receiving
letters free of postage, on the fame
terms, and under the fame reftriaions,
as ate provided for the members of
the Senate and of the House of Rep
rfotauvei of the United Spates, by
the aft, entitled " An ad to eftablifa
the poft-office and port-roads within
the United Statfs.%^7)'ft
Sec. 2, And be it farther enabled,
That the said James White shall re
ceive for hit mmfofofa and
ffm«.in Cocgreft, rhe fame com
pensation, as it or may be allowed by
law, to the member, of the House ofV
'Reprefeutetiret cf & United S&@,%
^ ^ fed paid in like manner.
^^appropriations for tbe
Import of the military eflabliJhment
for tbe year 1795 ; and for tbe ex
penfes of tbe militia lately called into
tbe service of tbe United States.
Sec. 1. BE it enabled by tbe Senate
and House of Representatives of tbe
United States of America, in Congress
assembled. That there be appropriated
tor the pay, subsistence, forage, and
other expenses attending the militia
in their late expedition to the wertem
! counties of Penofylv^nia, a sum not
exceeding one million, one hundred
and twenty two thousand, five hund
red and sixty nine dollars, and 1 cent ;
that is to fiy ;— For the pay, iubfirt
ence and forage of the general sass,
eighteen thousand fix hundred and
eighty one dollars and 34 cents —For
the pay, subsistence and forage of the
militia ' of Newjerfey, eighty tight
thousand, seven hundred and eighteen
dollars, and 25 cents—For the pay,
subsistence and forage of the militia of
Penpfylvaoia, two hundred and ten
thoufapd. eight hundred and seventy
five dollars, and 30 cents— For the
pay, subsistence and forage of the mi
iitia of Maryland, fifty eight rhoufiod
fix hundred and sixty dollars and 91
cents —For the pay, subsistence and
forage of the militia of Virginia, one
hundred and seventy five thousand,
and seven dollars and 5 cents —For
the pay and subsistence of artificers
and drivers of ordnance, two thousand
seven hundred and thirty four dollars
—For the pay and subsistence of the
cavalry of Virginia, twenty two thou
sand, three hundred and ninety seven
dollars, and i 6 cenu —For cloathing,
eighty three thousand, one hundred
and forty dollars—For camp equip
age, twenty eight thousand seven hun
dred and seventeen dol^n—For hos
pital stores, two thousand seven hun
dred and seventy dollars— For milita
ry stores, thirty four thousand, one
hundred dollars—For the-quartermas
ter's and paymaster's departments,
three hundred a#d sixty three thou
sand, fix hundred dollars— For forage
for the cavalry, thirty, three thousand
one hundred and fixe, eight dollars.
Sec. 2. And be it further enabled,
That a sum, not exceeding five hun
dred thousand dollars, be appropriat
ed towards defraying the expense of
the military eftablrfhment for the year
one thousand seven hundred and nine
ty five.
Sec. 3. And be it further enabled.
That the feveial sums of money afore
faid, shall be paid and difeharged out
of the funds following, to wit : Fiift,
the balance which may remain unex
pended, of the sum of fix hundred
thousand dollars, reserved by the ad
making provision for the debt of the
United States, after facisfying the ap
propriations made in the present ses
sion, for the support of government :
Secondly, the surplus of revenue and
income beyond the appropriations
heretofore charged thereupon, to the
end of the year one thousand seven
hundred and ninety five.
^Approved, December 31fl, 1794,
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Laws of Newbamp/bire.
Passed at the Seffian of the Legislature at
Concord.
Printed frem artefad copies.
An AH for making entries at tbe next
Superiour Court to be holden in the
y. count, of Cheshire, and in the count,
of Grafton, e bicb should bave been
&fode at former sessions of said Court,
VU H £REASa quorum of the
''Judges of the Superior Court
of Judicature did not attend at Chafe
.teftowo, in the county of Cheshire, on
the third Tuefday of May last, nor at
Krene, in said county, on the third
Tuefday of Qaober last, cor at Ply
mouth, in the county of Grafton, on
the fourth Tuefday of May last, nor
at Haverhill, in said county of Graf
ton, on the Tuefday next following
the fourth Tuefday in Oftober last,
at which times and places the said
Courts should have been by law hol- .
den—and for want of such a quorum,
the bufoefs could not be completed
at either of the terms aforefaid —and
many entries which would have been
made in said county, if it had been
legally holder at the times and places
afbrefaid, were omitted.
Be it therefore enabled by the Senate
and H^ufe of Representatives in Gene.
?al Court convened, That every appeal,
complaint, fate facias, and process of
any kind which might have been en
tered, fuftabed, tried or determined,
at feid Court, if it had been holden by
a quorum of said Judges, at the times
and places aforefaid, may in the fame
manner be entered, sustained, tried
and determined at the Supertour
Court which Chill next be holden in
thq fame county where such appeal,
complaint, feire facias, or other pro
cefa, might have been entered or was
returnable. And all depositions duly
captioned to be used at either of the
Courts aforefaid, may be used in the
refpe&ive cause& for which they were
taken when said causes shall be enter
ed pursuant to this a&.
Provided nevertbelefs, that nothing
in this aft contained Ihall io any man
ner affeft the bail in any case criminal
or civil. , '
L O^G S.=
FIVE THOUSANDS or
GOOD MILL LOGS
(white or yellow pine)
7%71LL be wanted at S. Blodget's
vV MILLS, near the head of Amofkeeg
Falls, next spring— 3 or 400 of white and
yellow pine plank stocks, from 30 to 40 feet
in length, from 14 to 20 inches diameter—
they must be straight one way, and but few
knots, and those small—Also a large quanti
-1 ty of White Oak Phnk Stocks— —and 100
cords of Hemlock Bark—for all which, a
generous price and good pay will be given.
For further particulars, enquireat Samuel
Blodget's store, near his canal, at faid' Amof
keeg—Where he has a general ' assortment of
English, India and Weftindia
GOO D S, l
for fate ; which he will fell as cheap as any
man whatever—Prove me—and speak as vou
find, . ——-
N. B. Ca/h will be given for Indian Corn,
Rye, and Pork, on the 'delivery.
^ The public may be assured, that Mr.
Blodget is happy to inform them, that the
most difficult part of cutting his Canal, he
has surmounted ; that his great lock, and all
other parts of the work, completely answers
his wishes—that he flatters himfelf he shall
so far complete his canal, by the middle of
May, th^t Logs ahd other Lumber, may
pass through the feme fafely, with the aid of
a common frelhet—it is already finifhed /be
low all danger of loss of any Lumber.
January, 1795. 7—gw
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, Take Notice.
ALL perlons indebted by Note to
James Hannaford, of Concord, are in
formed, that unless they make payment with
in three weeks from this date, to the sub
scriber, at his Office in Salisbury, they will
be sued without diferimination.
THOMAS THOMPSON,
Salisbury, Jan. 22, 1795. 8
Runaway black boy.
RAN away from me, a black ap
prentice boy, nanied Cesar Farnum.—* #
He had on a greeh coat, and dark overalls—T
All perforis are forbid harboring him, on pe
nalty of the law—-Whoever will return him,
mail receive one cent reward.
, PHINEHAS EASTMAN.
Bofcawen, Jan. 22,1795. 8
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