From: regina.blackshear@enron.com
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Date: 2000-02-28 18:25:00+00:00
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail

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GRHRDH@aol.com on 02/26/2000 09:34:56 PM
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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail


CHECK THIS PIECE OF INFORMATION OUT. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD ENJOY READING
THIS.

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----- Original Message -----  
From: Kennedy Dennard Sr. 
To: Tiffani Selhorst 
Sent: Friday, February 25, 2000 7:35 PM
Subject: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail

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----- Original Message -----  
From: Lori's Mail 
To: Zak Burgess ; Verne McLean & Tina  Howerth ; Stacy Stevens ; Rita 
Stapleton ;  Mike Bradshaw ;  Mallory R. Cox  ; Kay  Hites ; Jessica  Cummins 
; Jenny Lehman ; Erin  Conrad ; courtney jones ; Cindy King ;  Carmelita 
Johnson ;  Bryan  Lewis ; Bethany Burgess ; B-ballplaya4lif@webtv.net ; Audra 
 Hillard 
Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2000 10:27 AM
Subject: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail

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----- Original Message -----  
From: Kim Stevenson  
To: Thersa ; Pandora ; Mike and Judy ; Michelle Lawley ; Maryann Brohard ; 
Lori McCollough ; Joan Dibble ; Joan Alspach ; Jenny and Scott Crawford ; 
Jeff  Berthelot ; Charlie Tata ; Bob 
Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2000 8:23 AM
Subject: FW: Heavenly Voice Mail

> > Subject:? Heavenly Voice Mail
> >
> > Hope  you all don't mind.? Thought this was really cute.
> >
>  >??? We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a  necessary part of
> > modern life.? But have you wondered, what if  God decided to install
> voice
> > mail?
> >
>  > Imagine praying and hearing this:
> >??? "Thank you  for calling My Father's House.
> >??? Please select one  of the following options:
> >
> >??? Press 1  for Requests
> >??? Press 2 for Thanksgiving
>  >??? Press 3 for Complaints
> >???  Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
> >
> > I'm sorry, all of our  angels are busy helping other sinners right now.
> > However, your  prayer is important to us and will be answered in the
> order
> >  it was received, so please stay on the line.? If you would like to  speak
> > to:
> >
> >???  God?? Press 1
> >??? For Jesus??  Press? 2
> >??? For the Holy Spirit,? Press  
> >
> >??? If you would like to hear King  David sing a Psalm while? you are
> holding
> > please Press  4.
> >
> >?? To find out if a loved one has been  assigned to Heaven.?? Press 5,
> enter
> > his or her  Social Security number, then press the pound key.
> >
> > (If  you get a negative response, try area code 666.)
> >
> >?  For reservations at My Father's House please enter?? J-O-H-N  followed
> by
> > 3-1-6.
> >
> > For answers to  nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth
> and
> >  where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
> >
>  > Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.? Please  hang
> up
> > and try again tomorrow.
> >
> >  This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
>  >
> > Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM.
> >
>  > If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed,  contact
> your
> > local pastor."
> >
> > THANK  GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS WHEN WE  PRAY!!!!!