Quzzzz/enron-emails huggingface dataset:
From: mary.solmonson@enron.com
To: sally.beck@enron.com, mike.jordan@enron.com, bob.hall@enron.com, brent.price@enron.com, leslie.reeves@enron.com, beth.perlman@enron.com, peggy.hedstrom@enron.com, james.scribner@enron.com, debbie.brackett@enron.com, brenda.herod@enron.com, d.hall@enron.com, thresa.allen@enron.com, sheri.thomas@enron.com, kevin.sweeney@enron.com, shona.wilson@enron.com, robert.superty@enron.com, michelle.bruce@enron.com, vanessa.schulte@enron.com, jennifer.denny@enron.com, steve.whitaker@enron.com, mark.taylor@enron.com, scott.mills@enron.com, laura.scott@enron.com, richard.sage@enron.com, beth.apollo@enron.com, stacey.white@enron.com, murray.o'neil@enron.com, shari.mao@enron.com
Cc: patti.thompson@enron.com, marvia.jefferson@enron.com, heather.choate@enron.com, chantelle.villanueva@enron.com, cherylene.westbrook@enron.com, adrial.boals@enron.com, yvette.connevey@enron.com, sue.foust@enron.com, fiona.mcnaught@enron.com, zionette.vincent@enron.com, jennifer.rosado@enron.com, salisha.ramos@enron.com, braedi.craig@enron.com, pamela.sonnier@enron.com, mercy.gil@enron.com
Date: 2001-02-06 13:24:00+00:00
Subject: Additional Information - Dallas ASE February 12-13th

By now, you should all have your travel plans finalized.  Please help us in 
planning by providing your itinerary including flights and arrival/departure 
times to Marvia Jefferson if you haven't already done so.  We need this by 
tomorrow morning if possible, so we can finalize all plans for meals and 
transportation.   Please review the attached document for additional details 
on the ASE event including hotel, transportation, and schedule.  Changes from 
the previous communication have been highlighted in blue.



In addition, here are driving directions to and from various places should 
you require them.



Should you have any further questions, please feel free to call either myself 
at x3-6079 or Marvia at x3-9165.

See you in Dallas!
From: owner-nyiso_tech_exchange@lists.thebiz.net
To: tie_list_server@nyiso.com
Date: 2001-05-01 16:49:00+00:00
Subject: REVISED Price Reservations 30 April 2001 Real-Time Market and 1
	 May 2001 Day-Ahead Market

CGoering@nyiso.com writes to the NYISO_TECH_EXCHANGE Discussion List:

The NYISO is reserving hour beginning 17:00 in the April 30, 2001 Real-Time
Market in addition to the hours previously reserved.

The complete price reservations are as follows:

The NYISO is reserving hours beginning 04:00, 05:00, and 17:00 in the April 
30,
2001
Real-Time Market as well as the following hours per ECA20001006B to verify
prices:

PJM: 01:00 - 07:00, 17:00, 19:00, 21:00, 22:00
OH:  05:00 - 07:00, 17:00, 19:00, 21:00, 22:00
HQ:  05:00 - 07:00, 17:00 - 19:00, 21:00, 22:00
NE:  00:00, 05:00 - 07:00, 17:00, 19:00, 21:00, 22:00

Prices in the May 1, 2001 Day-Ahead Market are correct.

This e-mail information is a copy of the official posting which can be found 
at
the following address on our website:
http://mis.nyiso.com/public/htm/OperMessages/CurrentOperMessages.htm#mm
From: brent.hendry@enron.com
To: steven.vu@enron.com
Cc: mark.tawney@enron.com, tanya.rohauer@enron.com, tana.jones@enron.com
Date: 2000-09-25 09:52:00+00:00
Subject: Barep

You will need to contact credit to get the process started for an ISDA 
Master.  They will prepare a credit worksheet and send it to us.  In the 
meantime you can send us what information you have regarding the 
counterparty.  Also who is more likely to trade with the counterparty?  ENA 
or Enron Europe?  If Europe is the primary Enron counterparty it may make 
sense to have them take the lead on negotiations and we could mirror the 
final document.  Let me know if you have any questions. 

Regards,
Brent



	Steven Vu@ECT
	09/25/2000 09:32 AM
		 
		 To: Brent Hendry/NA/Enron@Enron
		 cc: Mark Tawney/HOU/ECT@ECT
		 Subject: 

Brent:


Hello.  Do we have an ISDA in place with BAREP?  If not, could we get this 
process started?  We've already done deals with them.

Thanks


Steven
From: dawn.kenne@enron.com
To: errol.mclaughlin@enron.com, kathy.reeves@enron.com
Cc: jeffrey.gossett@enron.com, torrey.moorer@enron.com, tara.sweitzer@enron.com
Date: 2001-04-23 17:45:00+00:00
Subject: Test deals for your review

The tagg team has made some changes to the bridge.  Please review the 
following deals in tagg stage and let me know if they meet to your approval.

US Gas Daily Swaps
BOM  - gas daily - MichCon GD/D    QV0353
May 01 - gas daily - HeHub GD/D QV0345
Jun 01  -  gas daily -  HeHub GD/D QV0352

Canadian Gas Daily Swap
May 01  - gas daily - EOL Aeco Daily QV0344 

Nymex Swap
Oct 01 - price swap- Nymex  QV0355

Please let me know at your earliest convenience if everything looks alright.

Dawn
3-9353
From: mark.schroeder@enron.com
To: j.metts@enron.com, steven.kean@enron.com
Date: 2000-06-02 14:46:00+00:00
Subject: Latest draft of Margaux DASH

Mark - Project Margaux is the project that involves our project in Turkey.  
Thought this DASH would be useful to you, and as it may bear on what you are 
tyring to accomplish.  I am still awaiting answers to my questions about 
regulatory approvals for asset sales/transfers in Turkey, and will provide 
the info to you when I have it.   mcs
---------------------- Forwarded by Mark Schroeder/LON/ECT on 02/06/2000 
14:47 ---------------------------
From: Padmesh Thuraisingham on 02/06/2000 13:49
To: Maroun J Abboudy/LON/ECT@ECT, Stuart Schardin/LON/ECT@ECT
cc: Olivier Herbelot/LON/ECT@ECT, Anne Edgley/LON/ECT@ECT, Stephen 
Dwyer/LON/ECT@ECT, Buddy Aiken/LON/ECT@ECT, Mark Evans/LON/ECT@ECT, Steve W 
Young/LON/ECT@ECT, David Gorte/HOU/ECT@ECT, Lloyd Fleming/LON/ECT@ECT, Mark 
Schroeder/LON/ECT@ECT, Claire Wright/LON/ECT@ECT, John Chappell/LON/ECT@ECT, 
Dale Surbey/LON/ECT@ECT, Tim Battaglia/LON/ECT@ECT, Jarek 
Astramowicz/WAR/ECT@ECT, Riccardo Bortolotti/LON/ECT@ECT, Juan Carlos 
Badillo/LON/ECT@ECT, Alvaro Camarero/LON/ECT@ECT, Brian 
Stanley/EU/Enron@ENRON, Donette Dewar/HOU/ECT@ECT, Scott Sefton/HOU/ECT@ECT, 
Nora Dobin/Corp/Enron@ENRON 

Subject: Latest draft of Margaux DASH

Here is the latest draft of the DASH for the Margaux transaction. Please send 
any comments you have to Olivier Herbelot.






Regards,

Paddy
(RAC underwriting, London)
From: wsmith@wordsmith.org
To: linguaphile@wordsmith.org
Date: 2000-10-04 00:04:00+00:00
Subject: A.Word.A.Day--iniquity

iniquity (i-NIK-wi-tee) noun

   1. Gross immorality or injustice; wickedness.

   2. A grossly immoral act; a sin.

[Middle English iniquite, from Old French, from Latin iniquitas, from
iniquus, unjust, harmful : in-, not + aequus, equal.]

   "One golden rule is to accept the interpretation honestly put on
   the pledge by the party administering it. Another is to accept the
   interpretation of the weaker party, where there are two interpretations
   possible. Rejection of these two rules gives rise to strife and
   iniquity, which are rooted in untruthfulness."
   M.K. Gandhi, The Story of My Experiments With Truth, 1927.


This week's theme: words from Gandhi's autobiography.

.............................................................................
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble
to put makeup on two faces. -Maureen Murphy

We're taking a vote to determine if we should skip AWAD mailings on weekends.
Email FIVE@wordsmith.org to vote that AWAD should take a break on weekends.
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One vote per person, please. Results will be announced later this week.

Pronunciation:
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From: sally.beck@enron.com
To: robert.superty@enron.com
Date: 2000-03-14 08:30:00+00:00
Subject: Re: Schedule change

Have fun in San Antonio.   It is a very popular spring break destination.  
Enjoy it!  




Robert Superty
03/13/2000 10:47 AM
To: Brent A Price/HOU/ECT@ECT, Sally Beck/HOU/ECT@ECT, Katherine L 
Kelly/HOU/ECT@ECT, Edward Terry/HOU/ECT@ECT, George Smith/HOU/ECT@ECT, 
Randall L Gay/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc: Heather Choate/HOU/ECT@ECT, Alex Saldana/HOU/ECT@ECT 
Subject: Schedule change

FYI - I will be taking vacation on Wed 3/15 - Friday 3/17.  Kids on Spring 
break, looking to spend some family time with them in San Antonio.
From: kay.mann@enron.com
To: stephen.plauche@enron.com
Date: 2000-11-06 19:40:00+00:00
Subject: Re: 50 down, 25 left but it is going faster!

---------------------- Forwarded by Kay Mann/Corp/Enron on 11/06/2000 07:40 
PM ---------------------------


Kay Mann
11/06/2000 07:26 PM
To: Scott Healy/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  

Subject: Re: 50 down, 25 left but it is going faster!  

This doesn't have the latest from what you sent.
From: jeffrey.shankman@enron.com
To: john.lavorato@enron.com
Date: 2001-01-30 11:04:00+00:00

Come on.  You should come to the tuesday traders' meeting.  they've been 
really good. In 3321 4-5 each tuesday.
I'll bring over a copy of the current book we are reading as enticement.  
It's not a corvette, but it's a good book.
From: sara.shackleton@enron.com
To: carol.clair@enron.com
Date: 2000-09-12 18:40:00+00:00
Subject: Project Marlin

Hey, Carol!  

How is everyone and everything???  I am always being asked about you, how's 
the baby, etc.  I hope I haven't missed your visit to the office!  I'm just 
working away (next to Dan Lyons, I might add) in my own little world.  We are 
getting help soon and I don't know if Mark mentioned anything to you.  Raptor 
is a "pain" and Mary has undergone trial by fire.  I am counting the days 
until my vacation (to Marfa and Napa) which begins after the legal conference.

Do you recall Project Marlin?  I think Lance was involved.  My memory is 
really bad if I worked on this deal.  There's nothing in Lotus Notes 
(rats!).  

Take care (I'm starting to sound like David Mitchell).

Sara
From: randall.gay@enron.com
To: rob.gay@enron.com
Date: 2000-04-19 11:17:00+00:00
Subject: Brazil Daily Apr 19

---------------------- Forwarded by Randall L Gay/HOU/ECT on 04/19/2000 11:14 
AM ---------------------------


Marcos_Cunha@WestLB.com.br on 04/19/2000 07:56:17 AM
To: marcosgcunha@ajato.com.br
cc:  
Subject: Brazil Daily Apr 19






(See attached file: bd000419.pdf)



 - bd000419.pdf
From: george.ellis@americas.bnpparibas.com
To: george.ellis@americas.bnpparibas.com
Date: 2002-01-09 14:10:24+00:00
Subject: BNP PARIBAS Commodity Futures Weekly AGA Survey




Good Morning,

Just a reminder to get your AGA estimates in by noon. (11:00 CST).

Last Year      -167
Last Week      -124


Thank You,
George Ellis
BNP PARIBAS Commodity Futures, Inc.





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From: bjspringer@jonesday.com
To: kay.mann@enron.com, gregg.penman@enron.com
Date: 2001-05-04 13:12:00+00:00
Subject: Master Sales

FYI-The Illinois Commerce Commssion's agenda for ite May 9 meeting
indicates that it will vote on an order to dismiss the Peoples and North
Shore Master Sales Agreement approval proceedings, without prjudice to a
later re-filing.

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From: chris.germany@enron.com
To: ingrid.immer@williams.com
Date: 2000-03-07 07:27:00+00:00
Subject: A Luv poam

This is just about my intelluctual speed.



  Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue 
  and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. 
  Yer hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze, 
  Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. 
  You move like the bass which excite me in May. 
  You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. 
  Ye're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. 
  Ye're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. 
  You got some a yer teeth, for which I am proud; 
  I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. 
  On special occasions, when you shave under yer arms, 
  well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yer charms. 
  Still them fellers at work,they all want to know, 
  What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. 
  Like a good roll of duct tape ye're there fer yer man, 
  To patch up life's troubles and to fix what you can. 
  Ye're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. 
  Not like them mean far ants dun found in my bed. 
  Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, 
  You spark up my life like a load of fresh dirt. 
  When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, 
  My life is complete;there ain't nuthin' I lack. 
  Yer complexion is perfect like the best vinyl sidin'. 
  Cuz despite all them years,yer age, yup it keeps hidin'. 

  Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, 
  We two go together like a skunk goes with stank. 

  Some men, they buy chocolate fer Valentine's Day; 
  They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. 

  Some men, they git roses fer that special day, 
  From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. 

  Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. 
  "Diamonds is ferever," they explains, suave and couth. 

  But fer this man, honey,these just won't do. 
  Cuz ye're way too special,you sweet thang you. 

  I got you a gift,without taste or odor, 
  More useful than diamonds...it's a new trollin' motor!
From: rebecca.fite@enron.com
To: gloria.ogenyi@enron.com, bevin.hunter@enron.com, d..steffes@enron.com, harry.kingerski@enron.com, nancy.hetrick@enron.com
Date: 2001-11-26 17:32:06+00:00
Subject: Texas Pilot Reprot - REFILE

Gloria/Bevin,

Attached are the three reports that should be re-filed with the PUC today for Project 22834.  Please call if you have any questions or need additional information.

   

Thanks,
Rebecca
From: mary.cook@enron.com
To: rick.antonoff@enron.com, alan.aronowitz@enron.com, morris.clark@enron.com, angela.davis@enron.com, peter.del@enron.com, h..douglas@enron.com, n..gray@enron.com, leslie.hansen@enron.com, marie.heard@enron.com, brent.hendry@enron.com, t..hodge@enron.com, tana.jones@enron.com, lech.kalembka@enron.com, peter.keohane@enron.com, c..koehler@enron.com, pinto.leite@enron.com, travis.mccullough@enron.com, lisa.mellencamp@enron.com, harlan.murphy@enron.com, julia.murray@enron.com, gerald.nemec@enron.com, david.portz@enron.com, tanya.rohauer@enron.com, elizabeth.sager@enron.com, frank.sayre@enron.com, sara.shackleton@enron.com, paul.simons@enron.com, carol.st.@enron.com, steve.van@enron.com, john.viverito@enron.com, marcus.von@enron.com, .williams@enron.com
Cc: joel.ephross@enron.com
Date: 2001-11-02 00:49:36+00:00
Subject: Revision to Master Netting Forms


As a point in clarification, in Section 2(a) of the Master Netting Agreement the parenthetical "(including automatic termination, if applicable)" should be deleted.  Here are the new forms with the deletion made in them.  Since the form is amending the underlyings to not include automatic termination, the parenthetical should no longer be included.

    

Further, see the attached once again revised process (hopefully this will be the last revision for a time!).  Changes are in bold and deal with the gas receivables financing and credit sign-off.  To the extent a counterparty will agree to a 25th of the month effective date, do so, as it fits our physical gas billing cycle and makes it easier to pull out the receivable from the gas receivable financing.

 

Cordially,
Mary Cook
Enron North America Corp.
1400 Smith, 38th Floor, Legal
Houston, Texas 77002-7361
(713) 345-7732
(713) 646-3393 (fax)
mary.cook@enron.com
From: tana.jones@enron.com
To: sara.shackleton@enron.com
Date: 2001-03-27 11:30:00+00:00
Subject: Pending transactions, Casco qy6450.1

What do you think about Russell's request for a confirm here?  I think this 
is really confusing for our Canadian team.  There must be requirements for 
the LC if it's an upfront LC, we would need a zero threshold.  I just don't 
think this is very straight forward for these poor Candadian girls to figure 
out.  What do you think?
----- Forwarded by Tana Jones/HOU/ECT on 03/27/2001 11:28 AM -----

	Russell Diamond/ENRON@enronXgate
	03/27/2001 10:17 AM
		 
		 To: Linda Sietzema/CAL/ECT@ECT, Stephanie Panus/NA/Enron@Enron
		 cc: Tana Jones/HOU/ECT@ECT
		 Subject: Pending transactions, Casco qy6450.1

Please see attached credit sheet for credit language to attach to the confirm.

Thanks
Russell
From: errol.mclaughlin@enron.com
To: sharon.smith@enron.com
Date: 2001-01-16 09:22:00+00:00
Subject: Re: November and December P&L

Sharon,

Robin Rodrigue and I tried to give you a call, but your voice mail says that 
there is no message recorded.  We looked at the October P/L and could not 
find an "Other" column with $9.2MM in it.  If you could, please give Robin a 
call at X5-7478, and she will be happy to answer your questions about this.

Thanks,

Errol
From: jeffrey.gossett@enron.com
To: leslie.reeves@enron.com, debbie.brackett@enron.com, bob.hall@enron.com
Cc: sally.beck@enron.com
Date: 2000-12-18 10:00:00+00:00
Subject: Physical - Financial TAGG

We  have switched all the ENA financial gas deals that should be marked as 
physical.  Again,  we flipped these deals through a physical book so that the 
options trader could see his positions.  There appear to be deals still out 
there for Global Markets,  South America,  and ECC.  

Debbie - Some of these deals actually should still be financial.

Leslie - If you will get in touch with Canada,  I will talk to Global Markets 
and South America.

Thanks
From: arsystem@mailman.enron.com
To: vince.j.kaminski@enron.com
Date: 2000-11-28 11:27:00+00:00
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From: kaplan@iepa.com
To: kaplan@iepa.com, alex.sugaoka@uaecorp.com, william_carlson@wastemanagement.com, billw@calpine.com, bellery@spi-ind.com, rescalante@riobravo-gm.com, bob.gates@enron.com, cabaker@duke-energy.com, cody.carter@williams.com, curt.hatton@gen.pge.com, curtis_l_kebler@reliantenergy.com, david.parquet@enron.com, dean_gosselin@fpl.com, fernley.doug@epenergy.com, dkk@eslawfirm.com, dnelsen@gwfpower.com, ed.tomeo@uaecorp.com, eileenk@calpine.com, eric.eisenman@gen.pge.com, frank.derosa@gen.pge.com, frazier_blaylock@ogden-energy.com, gtbl@dynegy.com, hap_boyd@enron.com, jack.hawks@gen.pge.com, jackp@calpine.com, elliottsa@earthlink.net, jgreco@caithnessenergy.com, joer@calpine.com, john_h_stout@reliantenergy.com, jweisgall@aol.com, ccastillo@riobravo-gm.com, kellyl@enxco.com, khoffman@caithnessenergy.com, kfickett@usgen.com, kent.palmerton@williams.com, lynn.a.lednicky@dynegy.com, marty_mcfadden@ogden-energy.com, paula_soos@ogden-energy.com, rjhickok@duke-energy.com, rskoebbe@powerworksinc.com, rllamkin@seiworldwide.com, roger.pelote@williams.com, ain@worldnet.att.net, stephanie-newell@reliantenergy.com, siliff@riobravo-gm.com, steve_ponder@fpl.com, smara@enron.com, twetzel@thermoecotek.com, wfhall2@duke-energy.com, alexm@calpine.com, rjszymanski@powerworksinc.com, dfrank@seawestwindpower.com, david.dickey@calenergy.com, sdl@calwind.com, emaddox@seawestwindpower.com, edstrome@epenergy.com, jeff.dasovich@enron.com, jsimon@epsa.org, lucian_fox@ogden-energy.com, mark_j_smith@fpl.com, bfpjv@c-zone.net, nam.nguyen@powersrc.com, paul_wood@ogden-energy.com, pete@calwind.com, rich_dyer@ogden-energy.com, freesrj@apci.com, harlans@epenergy.com, ted_cortopassi@ogden-energy.com, hellertj@apci.com, tom_hartman@fpl.com, wscobee@caithnessenergy.com
Cc: abb@eslawfirm.com
Date: 2001-03-20 11:56:00+00:00
Subject: RE: IEP FERC/ISO: Draft IEP FERC Cmts on Staff Report

Greetings:

We will have a follow up call tomorrow  (Wednesday March 21, 2001) at 1:00
p.m. to discuss the final FERC filing.  Attached is the first draft and I
will send out the updated draft, incorporating everyone's comments by 3:30
p.m. today.  As always please let me know if you have any questions.

The call in number is:
1-800-486-2726
The pass code is:
120895

Thank you,

Katie Kaplan
Manager of State Policy Affairs
Independent Energy Producers Association
(916) 448-9499



 - DRAFT_010318_el00-95-012_IEP_Cmts_Staff_Rp1.doc
From: mike.jordan@enron.com
To: sheila.glover@enron.com
Cc: sally.beck@enron.com, gary.hickerson@enron.com, tani.nath@enron.com
Date: 2000-11-06 16:37:00+00:00
Subject: Re: UK Drift

Apologies if you felt that I had to have objectives - I was trying to 
understand the context of the request so I could ensure that the staff doing 
the analysis could better understand and possibly provide a 'fuller' return 
to you

I was simply seeking enhanced communication!

Mike


   
	
	
	From:  Sheila Glover                           06/11/2000 15:26
	

To: Mike Jordan/LON/ECT@ECT
cc: Sally Beck/HOU/ECT@ECT, Gary Hickerson/HOU/ECT@ECT 

Subject: UK Drift

Mike,
Please provide a the Drift analysis for 2001 and the expected new deals' 
impact on the PV of the Gross Book Balance over 2001.

This is  a reasonable request for a the Rate & Currency Group  and I do not 
think I should have to provide you Objectives supporting this request.
Sheila
---------------------- Forwarded by Sheila Glover/HOU/ECT on 11/06/2000 09:23 
AM ---------------------------
   
	
	
	From:  Sheila Glover                           11/01/2000 07:02 PM
	

To: Mike Jordan/LON/ECT@ECT, Beth Apollo/LON/ECT@ECT
cc: Gary Hickerson/HOU/ECT@ECT, Shane Dallmann/LON/ECT@ECT 
Subject: UK Drift

Mike and Beth,
I would appreciate a copy of the drift number submitted for Budget 2001 and a 
copy of the analysis for Enron Europe. 

 I would also like a copy of the expected new deals for 2001 reflecting the 
average increase/or decrease in the PV of the Gross Book Balance.  I need 
this infomation in Dollar terms not percentages. I need to have the new deals 
separately for GBP, NOK, and EUR.  We are reviewing Drift and our 
anticipated  Interest rate position vs. expected 2001 economic climate.  

Thanks. Sheila
From: jeff.dasovich@enron.com
To: scottwl@hotmail.com
Date: 2001-05-16 13:06:00+00:00
Subject: Memorial Day

The place (outside) is a mess and needs some clean-up (e.g., get all that old 
wood out of the front yard, whack down the weeds).  Possible for you guys to 
come up next Wednesday night and we can do a quick clean up on Thursday.  I'm 
going to try to hire a hauling company to help us and haul it away.  If 
Cameron has to work are you available?

Best,
Jeff
From: tana.jones@enron.com
To: jon.chapman@enron.com
Date: 1999-09-22 15:40:00+00:00
Subject: My education continues

Mark Elliott just introduced me to another charming aspect of English 
culture, the Morris Men.  I've got their website bookmarked.  Y'all are a 
goofy bunch.  Dancing around in strange costumes, beating each other with 
switches.  It's funny, each one of you imparts different aspects of English 
culture to me.  I am constantly amused!  If y'all would only cheer at 
marathons...!
From: w..cantrell@enron.com
To: k..allen@enron.com, don.black@enron.com, suzanne.calcagno@enron.com, mark.courtney@enron.com, jeff.dasovich@enron.com, frank.ermis@enron.com, donna.fulton@enron.com, l..gay@enron.com, mike.grigsby@enron.com, jess.hewitt@enron.com, keith.holst@enron.com, paul.kaufman@enron.com, tori.kuykendall@enron.com, susan.mara@enron.com, ed.mcmichael@enron.com, stephanie.miller@enron.com, l..nicolay@enron.com, roger.ponce@enron.com, kristann.shireman@enron.com, matt.smith@enron.com, patti.sullivan@enron.com, robert.superty@enron.com, m..tholt@enron.com, barry.tycholiz@enron.com
Date: 2001-08-06 20:32:34+00:00
Subject: FW: CPUC v. El Paso

This is probably not a good thing for marketing affiliates in general!!  

We can't figure out what El Paso's strategy is here, but surely they have one.  Either that, or they were afraid to put their guys back on the stand on the affiliate abuse issue.

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Fulton, Donna  
Sent:	Monday, August 06, 2001 2:53 PM
To:	Cantrell, Rebecca W.; Lawner, Leslie; Steffes, James D.
Cc:	Novosel, Sarah; Nicolay, Christi L.; Dasovich, Jeff; Yoho, Lisa; Thome, Jennifer
Subject:	CPUC v. El Paso

The California affiliate abuse case of El Paso ended today when El Paso refused to bring CEO William Wise, and Chairman of the pipeline, John Somerhalder to testify before the ALJ.  The Judge had warned El Paso on Friday that it must defend itself against the accusations set forth by the CPUC.  Instead, El Paso made a motion for summary judgement to the Judge.  After a very short recess, the Judge came back and denied the motion finding that the CPUC had made its prima facia case and El Paso had failed to provide the full record to defend itself.  Much of the evidence in the case was reviewed by the Judge in camera and put into the record in a redacted format.   The Judge's Initial Decision is due October 9, 2001.  The Judge made further comments that this was clearly a case of a pipeline and merchant affiliate dealing both sides of a deal.  The Judge indicated that information about all aspects of the pipeline and merchant businesses was sent to Wise in memoranda with minute detail with cc:s to Somerhalder.
From: kate.symes@enron.com
To: sharen.cason@enron.com
Date: 2001-03-29 15:48:00+00:00
Subject: Re: #564610

The unit on this deal is Las Vegas Cogeneration - and I asked Les to start 
entering the specific unit in the comments section of unit-contingent deals. 
Let me know if he does or does not.....

Thanks,
Kate


   
	
	
	From:  Sharen Cason                           03/29/2001 03:36 PM
	

To: Kate Symes/PDX/ECT@ECT
cc:  

Subject: #564610

This is a unit contingent deal.  We have been told that we have to have the 
unit name to include in the confirmation when we confirm these deals.  Can 
you have the traders add the unit name in the comment section whe they do 
unit contingent deals?

Thanks!
From: sara.shackleton@enron.com
To: sara.shackleton@enron.com
Cc: scott@scottpaul.com, pault@missinglink.net
Date: 2000-10-16 23:14:00+00:00
Subject: Your ScottPaul.com order confirmation

Thank you for your order with Scott Paul Wines!

Please keep this email for your records.


PRODUCT NAME, PRICE, QTY, SUBTOTAL
---------------------------------------------------------------------


1999 Pisoni Vineyard Pinot Noir,  $38.00,  12,  $456.00



  Sub-Total:  $456.00
               Tax:  $22.80
     Shipping:  $53.92
Grand Total:  $532.72



Your shipping information is as follows:

        Email:  sara.shackleton@enron.com
        Name:  Michael McKeogh
Address 1:  601 Poydras Street
Address 2:  Suite 2421
           City:  New Orleans
         State:  Louisiana
             Zip:  70130



Our wines are on a first-come, first-served basis, so kindly mail your check 
promptly.  We may be unable to fulfill your order if payment is not received 
by November 10th.  Also include with your check a copy of this email, or the 
printout when you ordered your wine online.

The 1999 Chardonnay is scheduled to ship the week of November 13th, 2000.

The 1999 Pinot Noir - Pisoni Vineyard is scheduled to ship in late March, 
2001.

Please note that shipping dates may be subject to change, should we encounter 
extreme weather conditions that may adversely affect the wines.

If you have any questions, please contact us via email (martha@scottpaul.com) 
or call us direct at 707-944-1188.

Thank you again.

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Proprietors
Scott Paul Wines, LLC
From: sara.shackleton@enron.com
To: pla@marval.com.ar
Date: 1999-09-13 10:31:00+00:00
Subject: Trip to Buenos Aires

I will not be arriving in BA this week.  Will you be available either Sept. 
23 or 24?  I will be in Enron's BA office on those two days.  I can meet at 
your convenience.  

With respect to your comments to our ISDA Schedule, please let me know when 
to expect your comments.  You previously indicated that I would receive 
comments by Sept. 10.

Also, could you please fax the article.  It was apparently scanned.  We can 
only open word documents and we cannot open the article which which was sent 
and resent on Friday, Sept. 10.

Thanks.  Sara
From: kerri.thompson@enron.com
To: kate.symes@enron.com
Date: 2001-02-15 16:26:00+00:00
Subject: apb checkout

missing deals for jeff

buy ees
162.50
25 mw
sp15
march
off peak

sell merril lynch
262.50
25 mw
sp15
march
off peak

buy ees
119.95
25 mw
sp15
april
off peak

sell idaho
120.00
25 mw
sp15
april
off peak

thanks
From: enron-admin@fsddatasvc.com
To: klay@enron.com
Date: 2000-09-07 11:56:00+00:00
Subject: TIME SENSITIVE: Power of Communication Program Survey

Power of Communication Program
* IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED - Do Not Delete *

As part of the Power of Communication Program, each participant
is asked to gather input on the participant's own management styles and
practices as experienced by their immediate manager, each direct report,
and up to eight peers/colleagues.

You have been requested to provide feedback for a participant attending
the next program.  Your input (i.e., a Self assessment, Manager assessment,
Direct Report assessment, or Peer/Colleague assessment) will be combined
with the input of others and used by the program participant to develop an
action plan to improve his/her management styles and practices.

It is important that you complete this assessment
NO LATER THAN CLOSE OF BUSINESS Tuesday, September 12.

Since the feedback is such an important part of the program, the participant
will be asked to cancel his/her attendance if not enough feedback is
received.  Therefore, your feedback is critical.

To complete your assessment, please click on the following link or simply
open your internet browser and go to:

http://www.fsddatasvc.com/enron

Your unique ID for each participant you have been asked to rate is:

Unique ID - Participant
EHBQ37    - Cindy Olson

If you experience technical problems, please call Dennis Ward at
FSD Data Services, 713-942-8436.  If you have any questions about this 
process,
you may contact Debbie Nowak at Enron, 713-853-3304, or Christi Smith at
Keilty, Goldsmith & Company, 858-450-2554.

Thank you for your participation.
From: susan.flynn@enron.com
To: jefferson.sorenson@enron.com, laurel.adams@enron.com, andrea.guillen@enron.com, larry.hunter@enron.com, david.dupre@enron.com, chris.walker@enron.com, jarrod.cyprow@enron.com, pamela.sonnier@enron.com, sheetal.patel@enron.com, souad.mahmassani@enron.com, gordon.heaney@enron.com, kevin.meredith@enron.com, derek.bailey@enron.com, bruce.mills@enron.com, jean.bell@enron.com, harry.bucalo@enron.com, charlie.hoang@enron.com, bob.bowen@enron.com
Cc: marie.heard@enron.com, sara.shackleton@enron.com, mark.taylor@enron.com, tana.jones@enron.com, susan.bailey@enron.com, carol.clair@enron.com
Date: 2000-04-19 14:05:00+00:00
Subject: Confirm Desk Rotation

 Please be advised that we have installed a dedicated phone line that will 
ring at the offices of all of the paralegals in the Legal Swaps Group, 
regardless of which paralegal is currently handling the confirm desk 
rotation.   From April 1, 2000 through June 30, 2000, I am handling  the 
confirm desk rotation.   In the event that you are unable to reach me at my 
regular extension (3-0975), please dial extension 3-0905 (the "Legal 
Hotline") and one of the other paralegals will assist you.
From: office.chairman@enron.com
To: all.worldwide@enron.com
Date: 2000-08-23 16:16:00+00:00
Subject: Organizational Announcement - Introducing Enron Industrial Markets

We are pleased to announce the creation of a new business unit ) Enron 
Industrial Markets ) within our Wholesale Energy business.  Enron Industrial 
Markets will be responsible for leading all worldwide business activities in 
the Paper, Pulp, Lumber, and Steel markets, including trading, origination 
and energy outsourcing activities.

Enron Industrial Markets is being created to accelerate the growth of Enron 
North America,s  existing Paper, Pulp, & Lumber business and to establish and 
grow a new business in the Steel market.  The formation of Enron Industrial 
Markets will allow the Enron North America and Enron Europe management to 
continue to focus its efforts on the aggressive expansion of our core gas and 
electricity business.  As a standalone business unit, Enron Industrial 
Markets can accelerate the growth of the Paper, Pulp & Lumber and Steel 
businesses into major contributor,s to Enron,s overall growth and, working 
closely with Enron NetWorks, position Enron as the leader in the 
transformation of these industries into new economy markets.  

Enron Industrial Markets will be headed by Jeff McMahon, President and Chief 
Executive Officer, and Ray Bowen, Chief Operating Officer.  They will report 
to Mark Frevert who will be Chairman of Enron Industrial Markets.  Mark, 
Jeff, and Ray will comprise the Office of the Chairman for Enron Industrial 
Markets.

Included in this new business unit and reporting to the Office of the 
Chairman will be the following individuals and their respective groups:

Pulp, Paper, & Lumber Origination   Bryan Burnett
Pulp, Paper & Lumber Trading    Bob Crane
Steel Trading      Greg Hermans
Transaction Development    Rodney Malcolm

Enron Industrial Markets has established an operating group to manage the 
operations of physical assets.  This unit will temporarily report to the 
Enron Industrial Markets Office of the Chairman.

Coincident with the establishment of Enron Industrial Markets, all energy 
outsourcing activities associated with industries other than paper, pulp, 
lumber and steel will be the responsibility of Enron Energy Services.

With Jeff McMahon,s departure from Enron NetWorks, Louise Kitchen will assume 
the role of President and Chief Operating Officer.

Please join us in congratulating these individuals for their new roles.
From: vince.kaminski@enron.com
To: vkaminski@aol.com
Date: 2000-11-10 13:22:00+00:00
Subject: final version of the presentation

---------------------- Forwarded by Vince J Kaminski/HOU/ECT on 11/10/2000 
01:29 PM ---------------------------


Sevil Yaman@ENRON
11/10/2000 01:10 PM
To: George Hopley/HOU/ECT@ect
cc: Vince J Kaminski/HOU/ECT@ECT 
Subject: final version of the presentation


george,

here is the presentation. I wasn't able to add a table showing the 
distribution of bids by fuel type for April 2000 since the database is not 
updated. Also, in the map I didn't make those minor changes. Because when I 
try to erase those names, the map looks ugly. when i get back from california 
let's get together and discuss the feedbacks from traders.

sevil,
From: 40enron@enron.com
Date: 2001-07-26 23:02:53+00:00
Subject: REMINDER ~ Alexis de Tocqueville Breakfast


Reminder!

The Alexis de Tocqueville Breakfast is just a few days away. Please RSVP if you have not already done so.

Date: 		Tuesday, July 31
Time: 		7:30-9:00 a.m.
Location: 	The Center for the Retarded, 3550 W. Dallas, between Waugh Dr. and Shepherd 
RSVP: 	Please call or e-mail Zulie Flores, ext. 3-3908

Transportation:
A bus will depart from the Andrews St. side of the Enron Building at 7:20 a.m. Please let Zulie know if you plan to take the bus. If you prefer to drive, directions to The Center are below.


Leadership Campaign

Enron's Leadership Campaign kicked-off on July 23 and is well underway.  As you know, participation by Enron's executive team is vital to the success of the campaign.  To make your contribution, please click on http://cr.enron.com/unitedway.  Thank you for making a difference.

We look forward to seeing you next week! Please call Kathy Mayfield at ext.3-3264 if you have any questions.


Directions to The Center for the Retarded, 3550 W. Dallas, between Waugh Dr. and Shepherd:
From the Enron Building
?	Take W. Dallas and turn RIGHT on Marston St.
?	Follow the signs to parking
or you can? 
?	Take Allen Parkway from Downtown
?	Turn LEFT on Tirrell St.
?	Turn RIGHT on W. Dallas
?	From W. Dallas, turn RIGHT on Marston St., which is the entrance to The Center
?	Follow the signs to parking
From the Galleria Area
?	Take 610 North to the Woodway/Memorial exit
?	Exit and turn RIGHT on Woodway
?	Woodway turns into Memorial - take Memorial to the Shepherd exit
?	Exit and turn RIGHT on Shepherd
?	Make a  LEFT on to Allen Parkway at the light
?	Turn RIGHT on Tirrell St.
?	Take a RIGHT on W. Dallas, and then turn RIGHT on Marston St., which is the entrance to The Center
?	Follow the signs to parking
From North of Downtown
?	Take 45 or 59 SOUTH to I-10. Go WEST on I-10
?	Take the Shepherd/Durham exit
?	Take a LEFT (South) on Shepherd
?	Take Shepherd to the light at Allen Parkway/Kirby
?	Make a  LEFT on to Allen Parkway at the light
?	Turn RIGHT on Tirrell St.
?	Take a RIGHT on W. Dallas, and then turn RIGHT on Marston St., which is the entrance to The Center
?	Follow the signs to parking
From: tim.belden@enron.com
To: jeff.skilling@enron.com, steven.kean@enron.com, james.steffes@enron.com
Cc: john.lavorato/corp/enron@enron.com
Date: 2000-09-29 19:14:00+00:00
Subject: California Pricing

The attached spreadsheet contains indicative prices for northern California.  
Call me if you have any questions.

Tim Belden
503-464-3820 (w)
503-701-5181 (c)
---------------------- Forwarded by Tim Belden/HOU/ECT on 09/29/2000 07:15 PM 
---------------------------
From: Elliot Mainzer on 09/29/2000 07:10 PM
To: Tim Belden/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: California Pricing

Tim,

Northern California Electricity Prices.

EM
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From: rod.hayslett@enron.com
To: mary.perkins@enron.com
Cc: a..howard@enron.com, drew.fossum@enron.com, mitch.taylor@enron.com
Date: 2001-11-06 20:31:32+00:00
Subject: RE: Funds Transfer

Drew is correct, but we can tell them where we want the money wired.

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Fossum, Drew  
Sent:	Tuesday, November 06, 2001 1:38 PM
To:	Howard, Kevin A.
Cc:	Hayslett, Rod
Subject:	Funds Transfer

Mary Perkins of the Treasurer's office needs to know which account the money comes into if Notre Dame closes.  The way I read the new structure chart, looks to me like Rockne, Inc. buys preferred from Northern, so the $1.5 b should be paid to NNG.  Pls confirm and I'll let her know.  dF
From: ceoextra@houston.org
To: kcaldwell@wvumc.com, hgee@harrygee.com, jjiles@bear.com, jordancapitalmanagment@worldnet.att.net, laboon@lockeliddell.com, klay@enron.com, diana.m.fincher@chase.com, vidal@martinez.net, 1watson293@aol.com, hreasoner@velaw.com, j_royer@tcbhou.com, rozamora@aol.com
Date: 2000-10-05 15:43:00+00:00
Subject: Final Nominating Committee Meeting Information

Attached is the final information for the meeting on Monday, October 9.


 <<memo of 10-5 1 page.doc>>


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Greater Houston Partnership
(713) 844-3646 (Ph)
(713) 844-0246 (Fax)
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Visit our web site at www.houston.org


 - memo of 10-5 1 page.doc
From: tammie.schoppe@enron.com
To: louise.kitchen@enron.com
Date: 2001-02-27 03:17:00+00:00
Subject: Couple of questions


Laura with Paula Rieker's office called.  She wants to know if you could attend a Analyst meeting on 3/8 at 3:15p.m. with Brian DeChristopher & Ranjit Rajamani w/Putnam?  It would be held in your office.  Are you interested?  Your calendar is open.

I have left your calendar for tomorrow in your message holder along with the questions for the Enside interview with Kathie Grabstald at 1:15p.m.

Calendar for tomorrow:

	10:00 - 1:00 p.m. - Mtg. w/Lavorato, Colwell, Killen, J. Hodges & J. Deffner in 50M03 RE: Balance sheet review

	1:15 p.m. - Enside interview

	2:00 p.m. - Floor talk w/Lavorato on 31-East Power

	2:30 p.m. - Budget Mtg.

	4:00 p.m. - Dr. Gunn


Faith is printing color copies for your binders and should get it to you tomorrow.

Have a good evening and I will see you in the morning!

Tammie
From: pat.radford@enron.com
To: kaye.ellis@enron.com, jenny.helton@enron.com, dan.hyvl@enron.com
Date: 2001-03-06 09:18:00+00:00
Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: A Really Bad Day]

  Really Bad Day

  There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
  drink. He didn't move for a half an hour.

  Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him,
  took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.

  The poor man started crying.

  The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy
  you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

  "No, it's not that." the man said. "Today is the worst day of my life.
  First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became
  outraged and then fired me.

  "When I left the building to go to my car, I found that it was stolen.
  The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home,
  and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left
  my wallet in the cab.

  "I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left
  home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about
  putting an end to my life...

  "... YOU show up and drink the poison."




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