From: ryan.ruppert@exxonmobil.com
To: kdarby@breitburn.com, lauragammell@hotmail.com, eric.gillaspie@enron.com, gerald.nemec@enron.com, judmancony@aol.com, mawalla@earthlink.com
Date: 2001-04-19 11:13:00+00:00
Subject: FW: The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy

This was too good to not pass along......

Ryan F. Ruppert
Senior Geologist
West Texas Geoscience
ExxonMobil Production Co.

396 West Greens Road #603
P.O. Box 4697
Houston, Texas 77067
713.431.1839 Telephone
713.431.1510 Facsimile
ryan.ruppert@exxonmobil.com
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                    Rob E Johnston
                                         To:     Carl R 
Mazzo/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom, Ryan
                                           Ruppert/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom, 
Carrie E
                    04/18/01 08:02         Nolan/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom, 
Mark A Rosin/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom
                    AM                   cc:
                                         Subject:     FW: The Top FORTY 
Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy





----- Forwarded by Rob E Johnston/U-Houston/ExxonMobil on 04/18/01 08:01 AM
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Subject:     FW: The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy







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> > > > > > The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say:
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> > > > > > 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
> > > > > > 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
> > > > > > 38. Duct tape won't fix that.
> > > > > > 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family
> sedan.
> > > > > > 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
> > > > > > 35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
> > > > > > 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
> > > > > > 33. You can't feed that to the dog.
> > > > > > 32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
> > > > > > 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
> > > > > > 30. Wrestling's fake.
> > > > > > 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
> > > > > > 28. We're vegetarians
> > > > > > 27. Do you think my gut is too big?
> > > > > > 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and
> gravy.
> > > > > > 25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
> > > > > > 24. Who gives a !@#$ who won the Civil War?
> > > > > > 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> > > > > > 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
> > > > > > 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
> > > > > > 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
> > > > > > 19. Trim the fat off that steak.
> > > > > > 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
> > > > > > 17. The tires on that truck are too big.
> > > > > > 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
> > > > > > 15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
> > > > > > 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> > > > > > 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
> > > > > > 12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
> > > > > > 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
> > > > > > 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
> > > > > > 9. Checkmate.
> > > > > > 8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini
> > > > > > 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
> > > > > > 6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
> > > > > > 5. I don't have a favorite college team.
> > > > > > 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
> > > > > > 3. You All.
> > > > > > 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And, Number ONE is:
> > > > > > 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
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