From: don.c.baughman@marshmc.com
To: dbaughm@ect.enron.com
Date: 2002-01-17 04:03:24+00:00
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Funny logic

Have you seen this?
01/16/2002 04:01 PM

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Chazmoore@aol.com on 3 Dec 2001, 13:05 Monday

To:	Robert A Strawbridge; David M Harrison; Don C Baughman;
rteets; Lovey (more below)
cc:
Subject:	Fwd: Fw: Funny logic


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Subject: Fw: Funny logic
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----- Original Message -----
From: "David Manking" <dmanking@mindspring.com>
To: "Ron Coleman" <Recon001@email.msn.com>
Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2001 1:38 PM
Subject: Funny logic


>
> Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going
> anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
>
> Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math,
> history, and logic.
>
> "What's logic?" asked Bubba.
>
> The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
> weed-eater?"
>
> "I sure do." answered the redneck.
>
> "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard." replied the
> professor.
>
> "That's real good." the redneck responded in awe.
>
> The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you
> have a yard, you also have a house."
>
> Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!"
>
> "And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by
> yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
>
> "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)
>
> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
> heterosexual rather than homosexual," said the professor.
>
> You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I
> ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
>
> Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into
> the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
>
> "So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
>
> "Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
>
> "What in tarnation is logic?"
>
> "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
>
> "No."
>
> "You're a queer, ain't ya?"
>
>
>
> The Manking's
> dmanking@mindspring.com
>
>



To:	Robert A Strawbridge/HOU-TX/US/Marsh/MMC@MMC, David M
Harrison/HOU-TX/US/Marsh/MMC@MMC, Don C
Baughman/HOU-TX/US/Marsh/MMC@MMC, rteets@houston.rr.com@Internet,
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BH8268@aol.com@Internet, Fhimburg@flash.net@Internet,
Baughmanpatricia@hotmail.com@Internet
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From:	Chazmoore@aol.com