Quzzzz/enron-emails huggingface dataset:
From: victor.lamadrid@enron.com
To: ed.mcmichael@enron.com, m.hall@enron.com, robert.superty@enron.com, jeanie.slone@enron.com, hector.mcloughlin@enron.com, scott.neal@enron.com
Cc: brandee.jackson@enron.com, cecilia.hankamer@enron.com, lia.halstead@enron.com
Date: 2002-01-22 22:11:38+00:00
Subject: RE: Resignation for Lia Halstead

Lia was currently on the Enron estate...

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Lamadrid, Victor  
Sent:	Tuesday, January 22, 2002 4:09 PM
To:	McMichael Jr., Ed; Hall, Bob M; Superty, Robert; Slone, Jeanie; McLoughlin, Hector; Neal, Scott
Cc:	Jackson, Brandee; Hankamer, Cecilia; Halstead, Lia
Subject:	FW: Resignation for Lia Halstead

FYI.....Lia has given me her two weeks notice today.   She has accepted a position at Anadarko..Please let me know if you have any questions.  
THANKS Victor
 
 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Halstead, Lia  
Sent:	Tuesday, January 22, 2002 3:08 PM
To:	Lamadrid, Victor
Subject:	Resignation for Lia Halstead

Victor,

First, I want to thank you so much for all of the opportunities that you have afforded me here on the East desk this past year as well as for your wisdom and direction.  Regretfully, my last day of employment here at ENRON will be Tuesday, February 5, 2002.  

I hope that UBS will be especially gracious to you and that you will do great things with the new company.  And again, thank you so much for everything.

Sincerely,

Lia M. Halstead
From: j_martin@baylor.edu
To: vkamins@enron.com
Date: 2001-02-07 08:54:00+00:00
Subject: Here's the typeset version

Vince,

Attached is a copy of the typeset version that I will be reading today.  I
will check to make sure that all the changes you gave me this weekend are
incorporated.  I will also be writing a 200 word summary for the paper
today and will pass that by you as well.

Have a great day.

john

p.s. I'll call Shirley about the revenue question I sent you yesterday.

 - 134martin-cx1.pdf

John D. Martin
Carr P. Collins Chair in Finance
Finance Department
Baylor University
PO Box 98004
Waco, TX 76798
254-710-4473 (Office)
254-710-1092 (Fax)
J_Martin@Baylor.edu
web:    http://hsb.baylor.edu/html/martinj/home.html
From: j.kaminski@enron.com
To: william.smith@enron.com
Date: 2001-11-13 16:17:49+00:00
Subject: RE: Kaminski's Column

Sam,
 
It's coming.
 
Vince
-----Original Message-----
From: Smith, William 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2001 10:00 AM
To: Kaminski, Vince J
Subject: Kaminski's Column


Hello Vince,
 
Sorry I didn't remember to ask you after the meeting.  But, don't forget to send me your column today.
 
Thank You,
 
Sam
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To: dfarmer@enron.com
Date: 2001-12-25 04:22:38+00:00
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From: public.relations@enron.com
To: executive.list@enron.com
Date: 2000-10-05 18:32:00+00:00
Subject: Enron Image 2000 Video is Here

Enron's Image 2000 Video is Now Available

We think you will like Enron's new corporate image video, which can be used 
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From: sdtick@email.msn.com
To: carl.tricoli@enron.com, garrick.hill@enron.com
Cc: dan.lyons@enron.com, richard.b.sanders@enron.com
Date: 2000-11-13 09:02:00+00:00
Subject: Request for information

Please see the attached memorandum.  
 - Memo Nov 12 to Carl and Rick.doc
From: chairman.ken@enron.com
To: dl-ga-all_enron_worldwide2@enron.com
Date: 2001-11-14 00:18:24+00:00
Subject: Change of Control Provisions


As many of you know, I have a provision in my employment contract which provides for a payment of $20 million per year for the remaining term of my contract in the event of a change of control of Enron.  The merger with Dynegy, or a similar transaction with any other company, would trigger this provision on closing.  Assuming the merger with Dynegy is closed within 6-9 months, as we expect, this provision would entitle me to total payments of slightly more than $60 million.

Many CEOs have change of control provisions in their employment contracts and mine has been in place since 1989.  But given the current circumstances facing the company and our employees, I have been giving a lot of thought these last few days to what to do about this payment.  Initially, I thought I would use part of the funds for a foundation for our employees and take the remainder in stock and cash.  However, after talking to a number of employees this afternoon, I have decided that the best course of action would be for me to waive my right to any of this payment.  Therefore, at closing, I will receive no payments under this provision.

I know this action does not remedy the uncertainty that you and your families face.  But please know that I will continue to do everything in my power to serve the best interests of Enron's employees and shareholders.  I am still very proud of what we have built at Enron, and I want to continue working with all of you to correct the problems and restore Enron to its rightful place in the energy industry.

Thank you.
From: grace.taylor@enron.com
To: nicole.mendez@enron.com, renee.ingram@enron.com, kelly.ellis@enron.com, dana.davis@enron.com
Date: 2001-10-12 18:18:37+00:00
Subject: FW: FW: I had you on my heart



 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Bob, Vanessa  
Sent:	Friday, October 12, 2001 12:12 PM
To:	Hargrave, Michelle; Metoyer, Pam; Lacey, Lena; Thelma Crider (E-mail); McMahon, Kathy; Ruiz, Kayla; Stuart, Charla; Danz, Suzanne; Street, Karen; Taylor, Grace
Subject:	RE: FW: I had you on my heart



 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Hargrave, Michelle  
Sent:	Friday, October 12, 2001 11:56 AM
To:	Jordan, Jennifer; Barrett, Joyce; Knight, Brinnella; Lessor, Mary; Bob, Vanessa; Milligan, Jennifer; Stuart, Charla; Parra, Veronica; Ratliff, Vance
Subject:	FW: FW: I had you on my heart

A little blessing for my friends.....

 
  I HAD YOU ON MY HEART

  I asked the Lord to bless you
  As I prayed for you today
  To guide you and protect you
  As you go along your way....
  His love is always with you,
  His promises are true,
  And when we give Him all our cares
  You know He will see us through
  So when the road you're traveling on
  Seems difficult at best
  Just remember I'm here praying
  And God will do the rest.

  Pass this to at least 10 people you want God to bless and don't forget to
send it back to the one who ask God to bless you first.

  This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from
http://www.printcharger.com/emailStripper.htm


 - Part.001 << File: Part.001 >>
From: s..bradford@enron.com
To: louise.kitchen@enron.com
Date: 2001-11-05 16:08:59+00:00
Subject: FW: Request for Collateral

Let me know what you want me to do?

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Belden, Tim  
Sent:	Monday, November 05, 2001 9:21 AM
To:	Ngo, Tracy; Bradford, William S.
Cc:	Hall, Steve C. (Legal)
Subject:	RE: Request for Collateral 

Our most important, non-top 20 counterparty in the west is pacificorp (the utility, not ppm).  Pacificorp is the most important counterparty for both our short term northwest an short term southwest desks.  As we allocate scarce margin, please keep this in mind.

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Ngo, Tracy  
Sent:	Monday, November 05, 2001 6:50 AM
To:	Bradford, William S.
Cc:	Belden, Tim; Hall, Steve C. (Legal)
Subject:	FW: Request for Collateral 


FYI...we may want to think about our response to this while keeping in mind that trading values this cp for short-term southwest trading.


 -----Original Message-----
From: 	marussel@srpnet.com [mailto:marussel@srpnet.com] 
Sent:	Sunday, November 04, 2001 7:17 PM
To:	Ngo, Tracy
Cc:	marussel@srpnet.com
Subject:	Request for Collateral 

 << File: Doc1.doc >>
From: mark.taylor@enron.com
To: carol.clair@enron.com
Date: 2000-05-01 15:29:00+00:00
Subject: Job # 103079

---------------------- Forwarded by Mark Taylor/HOU/ECT on 05/01/2000 05:28 
PM ---------------------------
   
	
	
	From:  Nedre Strambler                           04/28/2000 12:42 PM
	

To: Mark Taylor/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: Job # 103079

Mark, 

This resume is the daughter of a Director in Human Resources.  She has a law 
degree and has worked as
a legal assistant/paralegal throughout her career.  I do not think her 
background is as strong as some of the other
candidates that you have seen.  But, I decided to send it anyway because it 
is an employee referral.  Take 
a look at it and let me know what you think.

Nedre
31659
---------------------- Forwarded by Nedre Strambler/HOU/ECT on 04/28/2000 
01:38 PM ---------------------------


UCLAVIC@aol.com on 04/28/2000 12:26:57 PM
To: nedre.strambler@enron.com
cc:  
Subject: Job # 103079




 - SILCOX~1.DOC
From: kay.mann@enron.com
To: vanaya_vitoltvl@yahoo.com
Date: 2001-06-01 16:48:00+00:00
Subject: Re:

Any first class upgrades available?




VIKKI ANAYA <vanaya_vitoltvl@yahoo.com> on 06/01/2001 04:45:30 PM
To: KAY.MANN@ENRON.COM
cc:  

Subject: 

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                                          MANN/C KAY
 
 
  ENRON
  1400 SMITH
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  DATE:  JUN 01 2001
 
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CO 4096    Y          MON   G.BUSH INTERCO MEMPHIS INTL
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                            FLIGHT OPERATED BY CONTINENTAL EXPRESS
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                            SEAT 11C NO SMOKING CONFIRMED MANN/C KAY
 
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CO 3841    Y          MON   MEMPHIS INTL   G.BUSH INTERCO
                                           TERMINAL B
                                                          NON STOP
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                            FLIGHT OPERATED BY CONTINENTAL EXPRESS
                  AIRCRAFT: EMBRAER EMB 145
                            SEAT 12C NO SMOKING CONFIRMED MANN/C KAY
 
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From: c..gossett@enron.com
To: kam.keiser@enron.com
Date: 2002-01-29 00:46:53+00:00
Subject: FW: DPR reporting for 22nd trading due today - request by Fallon

 
-----Original Message-----
From: Abel, Chris 
Sent: Monday, January 28, 2002 5:34 PM
To: Hall Jr., Robert L.; Gossett, Jeffrey C.; White, Stacey W.; Albrecht, Kristin; Reeves, Kathy; Gillis, Brian; Pearce, Barry; Miralles, Albert; Hall, D. Todd; Sweeney, Kevin; Earnest, Scott; Fondren, Mark; Swinney, John; Prejean, Frank; Horn, Cindy; Thurbin, Simon; Sharma, Shifali; Mao, Shari; Postlethwaite, John; Evans, Casey; Glover, Sheila; Carrington, Clara; Best, John
Cc: Beck, Sally; Wilson, Shona; Considine, Keith; Trevino, Susan; Ayala, Susie; Apollo, Beth
Subject: FW: DPR reporting for 22nd trading due today - request by Fallon


As a follow up to this email, we will start reporting the DPR's on Wednesday's and Monday's, for Tuesday and Friday valuations.  The first Wednesday will be the 30th of January.  Each day we should expect to report the positions, P&L and PRMA of only those transactions we expect to fulfill.  With the exception of Gas, Susan Trevino will be sending the benchmarks to each of the groups for their review.  
 
If anyone anticipates any problems with this time frame, please call me or Shona to discuss.
 
Chris
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Abel, Chris 
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 11:29 AM
To: Hall Jr., Robert L.; Gossett, Jeffrey C.; White, Stacey W.; Albrecht, Kristin; Reeves, Kathy; Gillis, Brian; Pearce, Barry; Miralles, Albert; Hall, D. Todd; Sweeney, Kevin; Earnest, Scott; Fondren, Mark; Swinney, John; Prejean, Frank; Horn, Cindy; Thurbin, Simon; Sharma, Shifali; Mao, Shari; Postlethwaite, John; Evans, Casey; Glover, Sheila; Carrington, Clara
Cc: Beck, Sally; Wilson, Shona; Considine, Keith; Trevino, Susan; Ayala, Susie; Apollo, Beth
Subject: DPR reporting for 22nd trading due today - request by Fallon


Fallon has requested a DPR be prepared 2X a week for positions that we are executing on (active/live positions only, no terminations or deals we are not executing on).  We have put together the shell of how this DPR will look.  To start this process we are planning to present to him positions (column E) and PRM value (column X) as of 1/23.  To do this, we have laid out the following steps:
 
- we need to get the PRM values directly from you (column X)
- we will run the benchmarks and need to work with you to ensure you are happy with the benchmark numbers we have pulled from RMS (the exception is gas, we need the gas risk group to provide the gas bench to us)
- we need all of then exceptions/qualifications to your numbers
- we will need the other information in the schedule to be reported to us starting next week, but not for this exercise
 
Please confirm to me/Shona that you can get us this info by 230 pm today.
 
Lastly, I am attaching the unofficialized book list as these books will not make it into the benchmarks and need you to confirm that there are no 3rd party positions in these books.
 
Thanks in advance

Chris Abel 
Manager, Risk Controls 
Global Risk Operations 
chris.abel@enron.com <mailto:chris.abel@enron.com> 
713.853.3102
From: mlt@cpuc.ca.gov
To: alan_reid@pcp.ca, andy.bettwy@swgas.com, aod@newsdata.com, askaff@energy-law-group.com, bcragg@gmssr.com, bjeider@ci.burbank.ca.us, burkee@cts.com, bwood@energy.state.ca.us, ceyap@earthlink.net, chilen@llgm.com, chj@aelaw.com, chris.king@utility.com, chrisw@greenlining.org, craigc@calpine.com, davef@abag.ca.gov, dcarroll@dbsr.com, ed@clfp.com, edf@cpuc.ca.gov, eke@aelaw.com, eklinkner@ci.pasadena.ca.us, epoole@adplaw.com, evk1@pge.com, ewo@jmbm.com, eyq@cpuc.ca.gov, furutanj@efawest.navfac.navy.mil, garyb@abag.ca.gov, ghinners@reliantenergy.com, grant_kolling@cerberus.city.palo-alto.ca.us, gsullivan@sempra.com, gtbl@dynegy.com, haorndorff@aeraenergy.com, iep@iepa.com, igsinc@ix.netcom.com, inggm@sce.com, jcattermole@pcenergy.com, jkarp@whitecase.com, jleslie@luce.com, jmct@gmssr.com, joe.paul@dynegy.com, johnj@bcjlaw.com, johnwalley@swgas.com, joseh@lif.org, jsteffen@iid.com, jsw@cpuc.ca.gov, jtachera@energy.state.ca.us, jweil@aglet.org, jwr@cpuc.ca.gov, karen@klindh.com, kbhensman@aeraenergy.com, kfyip@seiworldwide.com, kmccrea@sablaw.com, kmills@cfbf.com, lindseyhowdowning@dwt.com, lmh@eslawfirm.com, ltt@cpuc.ca.gov, marcel@turn.org, mark.c.moench@wgp.twc.com, mcn@cpuc.ca.gov, mday@gmssr.com, mdjoseph@adamsbroadwell.com, mer@cpuc.ca.gov, mjaske@energy.state.ca.us, napedersen@jonesday.com, pjpowerlaw@aol.com, plg@cpuc.ca.gov, porterdk@sce.com, ram@cpuc.ca.gov, raveen_maan@cerberus.city.palo-alto.ca.us, raw@cpuc.ca.gov, rbw@mrwassoc.com, rczahar@aol.com, rfoss@coral-energy.com, rgloistein@orrick.com, rick.counihan@greenmountain.com, rmp@cpuc.ca.gov, rochmanm@cubjpa.org, roger.pelote@williams.com, ron_oechsler@rmiinc.com, ronknecht@aol.com, rpetti@ladwp.com, salleyoo@dwt.com, sbs@cpuc.ca.gov, skatz@sempratrading.com, slins@ci.glendale.ca.us, sscott3@enron.com, stomashe@energy.state.ca.us, tah@cpuc.ca.gov, tdickers@westerngas.com, thompson@wrightlaw.com, tom.roth@et.pge.com, tomb@crossborderenergy.com, trdill@westernhubs.com, vjb@cpuc.ca.gov
Cc: llk@cpuc.ca.gov, alb@cpuc.ca.gov, dkt@cpuc.ca.gov
Date: 2000-12-06 15:32:00+00:00
Subject: ALL-PARTY MEETING NOTICE - CMR DUQUE - 12/12/00 - I.99-07-003

? <<AllPartycema.doc>> 

 - AllPartycema.doc
From: jeffrey.shankman@enron.com
To: shawna.johnson@enron.com
Date: 2001-02-22 16:43:00+00:00
Subject: Re: Need Penn Interviewers

What about Adam Gross, Pavel Zhadorny, Mark Tawney?



	Shawna Johnson@ENRON
	02/22/2001 04:37 PM
		 
		 To: Paul Adair/Corp/Enron@Enron, Jaime Alatorre/NA/Enron@Enron, Brad 
Alford/NA/Enron@Enron, Phillip K Allen/HOU/ECT@ECT, Peter N 
Anderson/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, John Arnold/HOU/ECT@ECT, Harry 
Arora/HOU/ECT@ECT, Edward D Baughman/HOU/ECT@ECT, Frank Bay/Enron 
Communications@Enron Communications, Sally Beck/HOU/ECT@ECT
		 cc: Kevin McGowan/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Jennifer Fraser/HOU/ECT, Margaret 
Rhee/Enron Communications@Enron Communications, Chris Hilgert/HOU/ECT@ect, 
Jeffrey A Shankman/HOU/ECT@ECT, Sarah Mulholland/HOU/ECT@ECT, Beth 
Miertschin/HOU/ECT@ECT
		 Subject: Need Penn Interviewers


This is a request for your interview participation.  The Associate and 
Analyst Programs will be on the Penn, undergraduate campus interviewing 
summer Analyst interns next week.  Due to business reasons, previously 
scheduled interviewers from the Penn team have had to cancel their 
participation.  

Currently, I need three interviewers for Thursday, March 1st  and one 
interviewer for Friday, March 2nd.  Please let me know of your availability.  
Campus interviews are scheduled as follows:

Place:  University of Pennsylvania

Date:  Thursday, March 1st   Friday, March 2nd
  Day One Interviews    Day Two Interviews
Where:  On Campus    Inn at Pen 
Time:  8:00 - 5:00    8:00 - 5:00
 
Interviewers: Kevin McGowan- confirmed
  Jen Fraser- confirmed 
  Margaret Rhee- confirmed
  Chris Hilgert- confirmed
  
  
In the event that you have scheduling conflicts and cannot participate, any 
referrals at the Director or VP level would be greatly appreciated. 

As always, thank you for your time and please contact me @ ext 58369 if you 
have any questions.

Shawna Johnson
Recruiting Coordinator
From: jami.horton@enron.com
To: jami.horton@enron.com, mike.fuentes@enron.com, gil.schutza@enron.com, max.brown@enron.com, pat.vaughan@enron.com, kathy.willard@enron.com, john.gormley@enron.com, dennis.lee@enron.com, kim.ladish@enron.com, bob.hagen@enron.com, renee.pena@enron.com, jacob.shupe@enron.com, l..johnson@enron.com, ronny.davenport@enron.com, sarah.haden@enron.com, tony.moore@enron.com, jane.scelzo@enron.com, judy.northcutt@enron.com, gina.taylor@enron.com, c..harris@enron.com, marian.salinas@enron.com, margaret.hall@enron.com, robert.benningfield@enron.com, don.hawkins@enron.com, neta.zitnik@enron.com, s..smith@enron.com, sally.hsieh@enron.com, jodie.floyd@enron.com, rebecca.marks@enron.com, joey.woolley@enron.com, debra.young@enron.com, wally.snyder@enron.com, craig.mack@enron.com, kenneth.poole@enron.com, dan.maschka@enron.com, mike.murphy@enron.com, team.south-omaha@enron.com, theresa.kyler@enron.com, jon.wernette@enron.com, larry.craddock@enron.com, team.garner@enron.com, jeff.cullison@enron.com, dick.heitman@enron.com, mike.pavey@enron.com, walt.williams@enron.com, team.oakland@enron.com, todd.ingalls@enron.com, kay.woods@enron.com, james.muhlbauer@enron.com, marlane.nollner@enron.com, richard.troyer@enron.com, team.clifton@enron.com, randy.lebeau@enron.com, lynn.irvin@enron.com, dean.hallowell@enron.com, ruthann.frausto@enron.com, gloria.wier@enron.com, rich.jolly@enron.com, larry.bertholf@enron.com, ed.lawrence@enron.com, team.oakland@enron.com, team.cunningham@enron.com, dave.odneal@enron.com, ron.sole@enron.com, bill.brothers@enron.com, karen.hulscher@enron.com, team.eunice@enron.com, bruce.orluck@enron.com, leo.fajardo@enron.com, steve.tarter@enron.com, kelly.lewis@enron.com, jim.mcclain@enron.com, tony.teakell@enron.com, cliff.mcpherson@enron.com, chris.mortimer@enron.com, le.phan@enron.com, team.redfield@enron.com, lois.taylor@enron.com, wade.collins@enron.com, gary.maestas@enron.com, danny.hostetler@enron.com, melinda.gallishaw@enron.com, frank.sosa@enron.com, ivan.hamilton@enron.com, rob.wilson@enron.com, team.willmar@enron.com, team.welcome@enron.com, judy.beck@enron.com, gary.corless@enron.com, janet.brandsrud@enron.com, beth.fahlstrom@enron.com
Date: 2002-02-08 05:30:00+00:00
Subject: What's New on Pipeline Safety Web Site

Please check out the following new posted document(s) on Pipeline Safety =
Web Site. Thanks for using Pipeline Safety Web Site!
(Please click the link to view the entire document)

1. Damage Prevention Program  ( =
http://www.ets.enron.com/PipelineSafety/psOpsManual/80-102.doc )
2. Pipeline Right of Way Encroachment  ( =
http://www.ets.enron.com/PipelineSafety/psOpsManual/80-104.doc )
3. Reporting and Investingation of Pipeline and LNG Events *  ( =
http://www.ets.enron.com/PipelineSafety/psOpsManual/10-101.doc )
From: larry.campbell@enron.com
To: william.kendrick@enron.com, ruth.jensen@enron.com, john.shafer@enron.com
Cc: wayne.brunette@enron.com, rick.loveless@enron.com
Date: 2001-07-06 11:26:00+00:00
Subject: Potential NOV letter from TNRCC to EOTT for Ozona Crude Station

I received from the TNRCC an NOV letter for the above facility for failure to 
submit an emissions inventory for 2000.  This notification from the agency 
originally came to Rick Loveless by way of Wayne Brunette.  I called the 
TNRCC and spoke to Kevin Cauble concerning the NOV and he pulled the 
emissions inventory submitted in 1999 for the facility.  Because VOC's are 
the issue, I asked him what the emissions were for VOC's on the 1999 
inventory.  Kevin stated that the inventory showed VOC emissions of 19.50 
tons/yr actuals and 33.56 tons/yr potentials.  We discussed why EOTT would 
submit an inventory as it is not a major source and not required to.  The 
only thing we could come up with is that EOTT may have anticipated an 
increase in throughput at this site and therefore, wanted to ensure that this 
facility was shown as a title V source.  According to the phone records from 
the TNRCC for this facility, Craig Willoughby of Entrix had  requested that 
the faciltiy be kept on the list of facilities required to do inventories.  I 
have a call into EOTT to determine whether increased throughput is proposed 
for this facility in the near future.  

In speaking with Kevin, he suggested that if a determination is made that if 
there is to be an increased throughput that wont exceed the 100 ton/yr limit 
on VOC's, or that throughput conditions remain approximately consistent with 
previous years, EOTT should provide written notification to the agency that 
this facility does not meet the applicability requirements of 101.10 
(emissions inventory requirements) and request that this facility be removed 
from the TNRCC mailings. Should EOTT confirm the status of operating 
throughput to be below the 100 ton/yr VOC emissions limit, I will make make 
written notification to the TNRCC requesting removal from the list.
From: mollie.gustafson@enron.com
To: portland.desk@enron.com
Date: 2001-04-27 16:46:00+00:00
Subject: Email Migration

On Tuesday, May 1 we will begin the migration from Lotus Notes to Microsoft 
Outlook.  Your existing emails and folders within Lotus Notes will be 
transferred to Outlook without the loss of any data.

The attached spreadsheet indicates migration date by employee. Training for 
Outlook will be available Wednesday through Friday.  Currently, training 
information is not available, however, we will try to have this information 
to the floor on Monday. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact 
Dave Steiner at ext. 3701.
From: edmund.cooper@enron.com
To: lara.fields@enron.com
Cc: tana.jones@enron.com
Date: 2000-06-29 17:04:00+00:00
Subject: Metals counterparties approval

Herewith revised approval list.  

Tana will revert with an update on US counterparties some of which will need 
to be switched to read-only.

Thanks,

Edmund
From: jason.wolfe@enron.com
To: spartcatyh@yahoo.com
Date: 2001-10-05 22:36:22+00:00
Subject: Russian posters auction

I recently won two of your auctions. One is 5 posters, one is 18. I am excited
about these posters, but I have a couple questions. Are the 5 posters in the first
set completely included in the set of 18? If so, is it possible to get any non-duplicates
that you may own in the same theme that will not be doubled up in these sets?

Thanks for the product.
Jason
From: peterthompson@akllp.com
To: kay.mann@enron.com
Date: 2001-01-08 17:00:00+00:00
Subject: Comparison of ABB Agreement- Original to Final Form.DOC

 <<Comparison of ABB Agreement- Original to Final Form.DOC>>

Your e-mail is the first I had seen of the override letter.  Attached is
the blackline you requested showing changes from the original West
LB/ABB Agreement to the final form agreement.  Can we set up a time
early tomorrow to discuss this (or late tonight)?  I have a conference
call in 2 minutes  that will probably last a couple of hours.  Please
leave a voice mail letting me know when you want to discuss the ABB
override letter.


 - Comparison of ABB Agreement- Original to Final Form.DOC
From: lysa.akin@enron.com
To: mona.petrochko@enron.com, jeff.dasovich@enron.com
Cc: joseph.alamo@enron.com
Date: 2000-11-08 07:46:00+00:00
Subject: FERC Call-in number

I have submitted our request for a dial up connection.  I will forward the 
info to you as soon as I receive it.

Lysa
---------------------- Forwarded by Lysa Akin/PDX/ECT on 11/08/2000 07:51 AM 
---------------------------


Paul Kaufman
11/07/2000 03:50 PM
To: lysa.akin@enron.com@ECT
cc:  
Subject: FERC Call-in number

Please forward the call-in phone number for the FERC meeting on Thursday to 
Jeff Dasovich and Mona Petrochko.
From: eric.bass@enron.com
To: daphneco64@bigplanet.com
Date: 2000-12-18 15:36:00+00:00
Subject: Re:

Do you have the original flight information on our flight out of houston?

Thanks




"K. Bass" <daphneco64@bigplanet.com> on 12/18/2000 03:12:31 PM
Please respond to "K. Bass" <daphneco64@bigplanet.com>
To: Eric.Bass@enron.com
cc:  
Subject: Re:


Hi E,

Did you have to remind me???  Here goes:

Flt. 2765 Dec. 09 Iah-Phx 8:51AM
Flt. 6244 Dec. 09 Phx-Mtj 3:34PM

Flt. 6241 Dec. 14 Mtj-Phx 9:00AM
Flt. 2273 Dec. 14 Phx-Iah  1:15PM

Is Christmas Eve dinner and Christmas Day brunch o.k. with you?  It will
work better for Jason and Donnita.

LU-M
----- Original Message -----
From: <Eric.Bass@enron.com>
To: <daphneco64@bigplanet.com>
Sent: Monday, December 18, 2000 1:41 PM


> Hey Mom,
>
> Can you send me the flight numbers for the America West debacle we just
> experienced?
>
> Thanks
>
From: john.arnold@enron.com
To: jeffrey.shankman@enron.com
Date: 2000-06-07 08:43:00+00:00
Subject: Re: using new FF vols

---------------------- Forwarded by John Arnold/HOU/ECT on 06/07/2000 08:43 
AM ---------------------------


Tanya Tamarchenko
06/07/2000 08:33 AM
To: John Arnold/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc: Grant Masson/HOU/ECT@ECT 
Subject: Re: using new FF vols  

Hi, John,
following up the discussion with you on Friday we talked with Risk Control 
people who are not excited to use that FF vol curve
you sent to me. Also in order to use your curves we would have to have them 
for all the locations.
The suggested alternative solution was to calculate the Forward Forward vol 
curves from historical data.
I implemented this solution based on 18 last business days forward price 
curves for NG and 
all basis locations. I used exponential weights with 0.97 decay factor.
I enclose these curves in the spreadsheet below. And here are the VAR numbers 
based on these curves:

     5/30/00  5/31/00
AGG-STORAGE (production) 3,027,000  4,516,000
AGG-STORAGE (test, 0.97)  2,858,543  3,011,761
AGG-GAS        (production) 36,627,200  40,725,685
AGG-GAS       (test, 0.97)  29,439,969  31,207,225

You see that the numbers are stable, lower than the official numbers. 
I suggest that we use 0.94 decay factor as recommended by Risk Metrics which 
would give more weight to recent data.
We need to test this approach for a period of time and also to collect 
backtesting data for an educated choice of decay factor.

Tanya.




John Arnold
06/07/2000 07:40 AM
To: Tanya Tamarchenko/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: 

Tanya:
On Friday I emailed a new vol curve to use for VAR testing.  I was under the 
impression that you could apply this vol curve to the price book and storage 
book and have a new experimental VAR number by Monday. I have not received 
any response.  Please reply with status of this project.
John
From: chris.germany@enron.com
To: michelle.overton@elpaso.com
Date: 2001-10-24 16:02:48+00:00
Subject: RE: Capacity

Here's another one, 500 dth from Z0/ZL to Dungannon for Nov-Mar and / or  Apr 02 - Oct 02.  I'm guessing max rate.  Let me know.  I just want to make sure you have it to sell.

Also, how does the open season work?



 -----Original Message-----
From: 	"Overton, Michelle" <Michelle.Overton@ElPaso.com>@ENRON  
Sent:	Wednesday, October 24, 2001 8:55 AM
To:	Germany, Chris
Subject:	RE: Capacity

Hey Chris - we have capacity for both of the packages you listed below.

Z0/ZL to Z4 - Carrol County Meter:  Rate is Max rate

Z0 or Zl to Broad Run:  I can give you $.18 ($.16 demand/$.02 commodity)

If you want this capacity, we will be required to post an open season.....



-----Original Message-----
From: Germany, Chris [mailto:Chris.Germany@ENRON.com]
Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 5:02 PM
To: Overton, Michelle
Subject: Capacity


I'm looking for the following capacity, let me know if you have it to
sell.

Z0 or ZL to Z4 - Carrol County Meter, 1,000 day for Nov-mar and
Nov-1year.

Z0 or Zl to Broad Run, 10,000 day for Nov-mar.  I think Corey showed a
demand $.22 before which is above TCO pool by about $.17.  Let me know.

Thanks


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From: jrutkows@llgm.com
To: mark.metts@enron.com, mitchell_taylor@enron.com, paul.kaufman@enron.com, rshapiro@enron.com, skean@enron.com, snovose@enron.com, mruelle@sierrapacific.com, soldham@sierrapacific.com, whiggins@sierrapacific.com, wweeden@skadden.com
Date: 2001-01-25 18:20:00+00:00
Subject: Re: SEC timing

Enclosed is a memo setting forth a schedule for obtaining the outstanding SEC 
approvals before the end of April.

Without concluding that the SEC will necessarily renotice the merger 
application, we believed it necessary to allow for the possibility.

The result, as you see, is a tight, albeit doable, schedule.  In particular, 
it underscores the need to develop our story for the SEC as quickly as 
possible, consistent with the other impossible demands that folks are placing 
on Sierra's time.

If you have any questions or there's anything we can do to help, please call 
me at (202) 986-8281.

Best

Joanne

 - #189265 v1 - Sierra-PGE timing.doc
From: exchangeinfo@nymex.com
To: tana.jones@enron.com
Date: 2001-05-30 15:19:00+00:00
Subject: (01-182) June ATOM Processing Schedule

Notice # 01-182
May 30, 2001


TO:
ALL NYMEX/COMEX DIVISION MEMBERS
ALL NYMEX/COMEX DIVISION MEMBER FIRMS
ALL NYMEX/COMEX DIVISION CLEARING FIRMS
ALL NYMEX/COMEX DIVISION OPERATION MANAGERS

FROM:
George Henderson, Vice President
Michael Campanelli, Vice President

RE:
June ATOM Processing Schedule


DATE BUSINESS DAY EVENT

6/1 1  Preliminary ATOM reports and Give upListings.
6/5 3  Last day for adjustments.
6/6 4  Final ATOM reports.
6/7 5  CMs debited for brokerage.
6/11 7  NYMEX gets confirmation of available Funds in escrow account
                        and initiates Transfer to Brokers.
6/12 8  Funds are deposited to broker Accounts.
6/13 9  Brokers who check their morning Balances will see the ATOM
                        deposits Reflected in their bank balances.

NOTE:
Broker enrollments for July cycle must be received by the Membership 
Department
No later than 10:00 A.M., on June 28, 2001.

If you have any questions regarding NYMEX, please contact Juan Serrano or 
Gerard Taibi at (212) 299-2626.
If you have any questions regarding COMEX, please contact David Sherman at 
(212) 299-2061.



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From: rod.hayslett@enron.com
To: michael.ratner@enron.com
Date: 2001-10-30 23:22:56+00:00
Subject: RE: Training.

I think the real problem right now is that until the current crisis is over we need to reduce all calls for cash of any type to only those necessary to make cash today.

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Ratner, Michael  
Sent:	Tuesday, October 30, 2001 5:20 PM
To:	Hayslett, Rod
Subject:	RE: Training.

I was afraid of that.  However, our cost center would only incur the costs for four people.  Would we have the funds for that?  I assume each cost center, i.e. legal, DC and commercial, would cover their own costs.  I am not sure what the overall costs would be, but I can do a budget if you want.

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Hayslett, Rod  
Sent:	Tuesday, October 30, 2001 4:28 PM
To:	Ratner, Michael
Subject:	RE: Training.

I think the biggest problem is that where are we going to get the funds for that?

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Ratner, Michael  
Sent:	Tuesday, October 30, 2001 2:43 PM
To:	Hayslett, Rod
Subject:	Training.

When I was in Calgary, Keith Petersen and I were talking about rates and certificates and he mentioned some seminars that the Omaha people do.  Additionally, we discussed some sites that would provide a variety of things to see.  Below is a possible schedule he sent me. 

What we would provide is a Certificates 101 training and answer questions (1 1/2 Hours), Steve Kirk's group would provide a rates and tariff 101 session that would take a full 2 hours or maybe more, and Tim Kissner would provide a cost of service presentation (how he arrives at a cost of service).  Tim's presentation takes another 1 1/2 hours.  This would take up one day.  Then I could provide the names or help you set up tours of the Redfield Underground storage, a tour of the Ogden compressor station, A tour of the Garner LNG, and possibly a tour of the Farmington Compressor station.  The Ogden station does not have turbine horsepower or electric driven units, but is a major compressor station on our system.  This would take most of two days to cover.  

I mentioned this idea to Eric and Steve and they are both very interested.  Also, Tony Pryor was there and he said Drew would be interested, and I got an e-mail from Nancy Bagot in the DC office wanting to participate.  I realize this could become a lot of people, but it could be a good opportunity for some practical experience and team building.  What do you think?

Cheers,

Michael
From: sara.shackleton@enron.com
To: laurel.adams@enron.com
Date: 2000-08-31 09:36:00+00:00
Subject: Indicative Term sheet for Total Return Swap!!! DLJ's new term sheet

----- Forwarded by Sara Shackleton/HOU/ECT on 08/31/2000 09:34 AM -----

	Paul Pizzolato
	08/25/2000 02:36 PM
		 
		 To: Sara Shackleton/HOU/ECT@ECT, Jeff Kinneman/HOU/ECT@ECT, Tom 
Doukas/NA/Enron@ENRON
		 cc: 
		 Subject: Indicative Term sheet for Total Return Swap!!! DLJ's new term sheet


---------------------- Forwarded by Paul Pizzolato/HOU/ECT on 08/25/2000 
02:23 PM ---------------------------


"Koe, Thomas" <TKoe@dlj.com> on 08/23/2000 06:43:12 PM
To: "'paul.pizzolato@enron.com'" <paul.pizzolato@enron.com>
cc: "Hughes, Jim" <JHughes@dlj.com> 
Subject: Indicative Term sheet for Total Return Swap


Hi Paul,

As we discussed on the phone today, please find an indicative total return
termsheet attached.


 <<Enron TEMPLATE Bond TRS.doc>>


Thanks
Tommy Koe
(212) 892-6660



 - Enron TEMPLATE Bond TRS.doc
From: .chen@enron.com
To: kam.keiser@enron.com
Date: 2001-08-30 14:40:19+00:00
Subject: Transportation option deal

Keiser,

We are going to implement the transportation deals in PortCalc.  Would you please enter one 
transportation deal  in STAGE and send us the excel sheet to show how you valuate this deal?

Thanks,
Sandy Chen
X53360
From: kay.mann@enron.com
To: sara.shackleton@enron.com
Date: 2000-08-30 08:49:00+00:00
Subject: Re: Midwest Energy Hub LLC ("Midwest")

Feels funny emailing someone so close.  I'm addicted to email, however,

I saw Gregg in the elevator lobby as the door was closing.  I'm going to see 
if I can corner him while he is in town to see what is going on.  I'm not 
up-to-speed on this one.

Kay


From: Sara Shackleton@ECT on 08/30/2000 08:14 AM
To: Kay Mann/Corp/Enron@Enron
cc:  

Subject: Re: Midwest Energy Hub LLC ("Midwest")

I'm free after 11 am - Sara
----- Forwarded by Sara Shackleton/HOU/ECT on 08/30/2000 08:13 AM -----

	Kay Mann@ENRON
	08/29/2000 07:09 PM
		
		 To: Sara Shackleton/HOU/ECT@ECT
		 cc: Gregg Penman/Corp/Enron@Enron
		 Subject: Re: Midwest Energy Hub LLC ("Midwest")

Sara,

Maybe a conference call with Gregg would be the most productive way to go.

Kay


From: Sara Shackleton@ECT on 08/23/2000 05:19 PM
To: Kay Mann/Corp/Enron@Enron
cc: Gregg Penman/Corp/Enron@Enron 

Subject: Midwest Energy Hub LLC ("Midwest")

Kay:  I left you a voice mail yesterday at Sheila's suggestion regarding 
Midwest.  Greg and I discussed the use of ENA's format of ISDA documentation 
by Midwest and I have a couple of questions about how our docs will be used, 
whether Midwest will be competing with us and who will be negotiating hedge 
agreements on behalf of Midwest (i.e., will ENA swap lawyers be involved?).  
Please call me so that I can comply with Greg's request..
Thanks.  Sara

Greg:  I will have the boilerplate sent to you separately.
From: susan.scott@enron.com
To: mary.miller@enron.com, steven.harris@enron.com
Cc: michelle.lokay@enron.com, kevin.hyatt@enron.com, christine.stokes@enron.com
Date: 2000-08-29 17:27:00+00:00
Subject: Oneok Contract

Attached is the proposed contract with Oneok.  Since it is a maximum rate 
deal, there is no discount letter.  However, I am circulating this for 
approval because it contains a special provision (found in the "Other" 
section) regarding marketing of capacity for release, as allowed by Section 
30.8 of the General Terms and Conditions of Transwestern's tariff.

Christine, you and Michele will need to fill in the address and account 
information.  My sincerest apologies for operating outside the usual 
contracting procedure but since time is even more of the essence that usual 
here, I felt it was best to get a pro forma version of this out for approval 
as soon as possible.

Please e-mail your approval to Christine and me by noon tomorrow if 
possible.  Thank you.
From: adam.johnson@enron.com
To: david.forster@enron.com, kimberly.hillis@enron.com, scott.neal@enron.com, phillip.allen@enron.com, thomas.martin@enron.com, john.arnold@enron.com, hunter.shively@enron.com
Cc: torrey.moorer@enron.com, matt.motsinger@enron.com, jennifer.denny@enron.com, sheri.thomas@enron.com, simone.rose@enron.com, andy.zipper@enron.com, peter.berzins@enron.com, lola.willis@enron.com
Date: 2001-02-08 10:53:00+00:00
Subject: EOL Average Deal Count by Trader and Product as of 2-7-01

The following file contains a graphical view of the North American Gas 
average deal count by Trader and Product for EOL. This information is for 
comparative analysis only.  Do not update links when opening this file.




If you have any questions regarding this breakout, please let me know .

Thanks,
Adam Johnson
x54877
EnronOnline
From: ntrask@pwrteam.com
To: elizabeth.sager@enron.com
Cc: marcus.nettelton@enron.com
Date: 2001-11-14 20:16:39+00:00
Subject: EEI Agreement

Elizabeth,

As a follow-up to our discusion on Monday and my voice-mail this morning,
and the two voice-mails I have left for Marcus today, I thought I would try
this method of communication as well.  I'd like to wrap up the EEI
Agreement between us as soon as possible, and would be grateful if either
you or Marcus would give me a call.

I understand that you must still be very busy, but I hope that either you
or Marcus will find the time to give me a call.

Thanks,

Noel

P.S.  My wireless is 610-909-1750.

Noel Trask
Exelon Power Team
300 Exelon Way
Kennett Square, PA 19348
Phone: 610-765-6649
FAX: 610-765-7649



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From: enron.announcements@enron.com
To: all.worldwide@enron.com
Date: 2001-02-02 21:10:00+00:00
Subject: Data storage market gets physical

Read about Enron's entry into the data storage market.

Also in this issue:
Sizing up EnronOnline's competition
Brazil's new merchant plant
EBS sponsors Sundance

It's all in the latest eBiz.  Go to home.enron.com, click Publications, then 
click eBiz, and "eBiz February 2, 2001."
From: drew.fossum@enron.com
To: kathy.ringblom@enron.com
Date: 2001-03-06 17:09:00+00:00

Pls get on cips rims or whatever the hell it is and get Kern's max tariff 
rate for FT.  I'm getting convinced that the Kern neg. rate deal will feature 
prominantly in our defense.  DF
From: dan.hyvl@enron.com
To: anne_schenkenberger@gulf.ca
Cc: grant.oh@enron.com
Date: 2001-01-09 12:28:00+00:00
Subject: Re: Crestar confirmations

Anne,
 I have incorporated the changes you requested in the above confirmations.  
We deleted the language "and Enron confirms the nomination" in the third 
paragraph of OTHER in the Spot Confirm and replaced it with "and Enron 
receives the notification of the nomination at least 30 minutes prior to the 
1st GISB nomination cycle deadline,".  
 If these are in order, please print 2 originals of each, have them signed, 
and forward them to Grand Oh at the Calgary office for his follow-up so that 
they can be executed by Enron.  
 Please do not hesitate to call if you have any further questions.
From: rennieroberts@aol.com
Date: 2001-11-20 22:32:10+00:00
Subject: Fwd: Mammograms--funny



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Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2001 16:46:12 EST
Subject: Mammograms--funny
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This is too funny !


Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but
there is no need to worry.  By taking a few minutes
each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the
following exercises, you will be totally prepared
for the test and best of all, you can do these
simple
exercises right in your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in

door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the door
for
good measure. Hold that position for five seconds.
Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective
enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the

cement floor is just perfect.  Take off all your
clothes
and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast
wedged
under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to
slowly
back the car up until your breast is sufficiently
flattened and chilled.
Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the
waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the
bookends against one of your breasts.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set
up an appointment with the stranger to meet next
year
and do it again.

YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND, just a thought for all the women out
there.........
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,
MENopause.. Ever notice how all of women's problems
start with men?....and when we have real trouble,
it's
HYSterectomy!!!

Send this to all the women you know and brighten
their
day!!! AND, don't forget to have a mammogram