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> > >Sad but true....
> > >
> > >  Top  25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up
> > >
> > >1.  Your potted plants stay alive.
> > >
> > >2. Having  sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.
> > >
> > >3. You  keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> > >
> > >4.  6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to  sleep.
> > >
> > >  5. You hear your favorite song on  an elevator.
> > >
> > >6. You carry an umbrella. You  watch the Weather Channel.
> > >
> > >  7. Your friends  marry and divorce instead of hookup  and
> > >        breakup.
> > >
> > >8. You go from 130 days of  vacation time to 7.
> > >
> > >  9. Jeans and a sweater  no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
> > >
> > >10. You're  the one calling the police because those darn  kids
> > >   next door don't  know how to turn down the stereo.
> > >
> > >11.  Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes  around
> > >           you.
> > >
> > >12. You don't know what time Taco  Bell closes anymore.
> > >
> > >13. Your car  insurance goes down and your car payments go  up.
> > >
> > >14. You feed your dog Science Diet  instead of McDonald's.
> > >
> > >15. Sleeping on the  couch makes your back hurt.
> > >
> > >16. You no  longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
> > >
> > >17.  Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of  the
> > >        beginning of  one.
> > >
> > >18. MTV News is no longer your  primary source for
> > >          information.
> > >
> > >  19. You go to the drugstore  for Ibuprofen and antacids,  not
> > >          condoms and  pregnancy test kits.
> > >
> > >20. A $4.00 bottle of  wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff,'
> > >
> > >  21.  You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast  time.
> > >
> > >22. Grocery lists are longer than  macaroni & cheese,  diet
> > >         Pepsi &  Ho-Ho's.
> > >
> > >23. "I just can't drink the way I  used to" replaces "I'm
> > >         never going to drink that much again."
> > >
> > >24.  Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer  is
> > >         for real  work.
> > >
> > >25. You don't drink at home to save  money before going  to
> > >           bar.
> > >
> >
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