From: darron.giron@enron.com
To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net, dgiron1@pdq.net, cgiron@mindspring.com, smmayers@earthlink.net, scrowell@us.oracle.com, mike.fultz@halliburton.com, dbeckman@bindview.com, dawn.kenne@enron.com, kevin.bosse@enron.com, kyle.lilly@enron.com, phillip.love@enron.com, jackson.logan@enron.com, victor.guggenheim@enron.com, b.palmer@enron.com, mark.ebert@broadwing.com, kwpope@pdq.net
Date: 2000-07-24 09:30:00+00:00
Subject: Fw: A little airline humor

---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 07/24/2000 
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"hollyw" <hollyw@email.msn.com> on 07/22/2000 03:10:05 PM
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Subject: Fw: A little airline humor



----- Original Message -----
From: "Warren, Stacy" <swarre02@coair.com>
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Subject: FW: A little airline humor


>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Millikin, Leslie
> Sent: Friday, July 21, 2000 2:23 PM
> To: Warren, Stacy
> Subject: A little airline humor
>
>
> My mother sent this to me.  Enjoy!
>
> Southwest Airlines
>
> A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
> Chicago.
> The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
> asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't
> big planes have baby planes?"
>
> The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
> stewardess.
>
>  So the boy asked the stewardess,"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
> have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
>
> The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
>
> The boy admitted that this was the case.
>
> "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
> Southwest always pulls out on time."